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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Sketches of Gotham, by Ike Swift
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-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most
-other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
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-Title: Sketches of Gotham
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-[Illustration: IKE SWIFT]
-
-
-
-
- SKETCHES
- _of_ GOTHAM
-
- BY
- IKE SWIFT
-
- A collection of
- unusual stories
- told in an un-
- usual way ....
-
- PUBLISHED BY
- RICHARD K. FOX, New York
-
-
-
-
- Copyright 1906
- by
- Richard K. Fox.
-
-
-
-
-INDEX TO ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-
- “Ike Swift” 2
-
- A spectacular dance which helped her in meeting people 12
-
- Her swell figure made her an attraction on the beach 18
-
- She was once the real thing on physical culture 28
-
- A dose of knockout drops proved the turning point in her life 38
-
- A wonderful but untrue picture of love behind the scenes 50
-
- She has been known to kick the crown of a hat held six feet
- from the floor 60
-
- Rackets where pretty girls cut capers to the music of male
- voices 68
-
- He often made an honest dollar teaching American women how to
- smoke “hop” 78
-
- There was disclosed the figure of a young woman rather scantily
- clad 90
-
- She had such a superb figure that she once posed for a sculptor 100
-
- Disguised as a sailor boy she shipped on one of Uncle Sam’s ships 108
-
- For three solid hours he sat there trussed up like a chicken 118
-
- She put herself up at auction and was promptly bid on 128
-
- She went into the smoking car and calmly lighted a cigarette
- 136
-
- She had one or two fights on her hands, but she always won out 146
-
- She had danced the fandango in a way that made the Mexicans
- cheer 156
-
- Atlantic City is the place for sporty girls who play the game
- to the limit 164
-
- They had a hot time in Minneapolis when the show hit town 174
-
- “I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out as if I were a common
- swindler” 184
-
- There were times when she did things that were unconventional 192
-
- A light flashed out on the landing and revealed the figure of
- a beautiful woman 202
-
- Put her in tights and she would have been an Oriental sensation 212
-
- The first pair are in the ring, the talk ceases, and the show
- is on 220
-
- The glitter of a circus became too much for them to resist 230
-
- Wild revelry of the masked ball and the perfect ladies with the
- hot sports 240
-
- It’s only a dream after the lobster course 250
-
- She figured once at a masked ball that was raided by the police 260
-
- Once she had been on the stage, but she got a rough deal and
- quit 268
-
- When the clock struck two she was on the table doing a dance 278
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- A LITTLE EASY MONEY 7
-
- CASTING AN OLD SHOE 19
-
- THE LONG WAY ’ROUND 27
-
- THE QUEEN OF CHINATOWN 39
-
- A GIRL OF THE GOLDEN GATE 47
-
- WHEN FISTS WERE TRUMPS 57
-
- KID AND HIS TEN THOUSAND 69
-
- AN ORIENTAL NOCTURNE 79
-
- A COMMERCIAL TRANSACTION 89
-
- THE END OF THE ROAD 99
-
- THE THROWBACK 109
-
- FROM THE WOODS TO BROADWAY 117
-
- THE WHIMS OF CURVES 127
-
- CHEYENNE NELL; TRIMMER 137
-
- TRAGEDY OF A DANCE 147
-
- THE MONOLOGUE GIRL’S STORY 157
-
- A TWISTED LOVE AFFAIR 163
-
- WEDDING RINGS AND FOOTLIGHTS 173
-
- TOLD BY THE MANICURE GIRL 183
-
- INVESTING IN A HUSBAND 193
-
- TRAINING AN OLD SPORT 201
-
- CONCERNING A SYRIAN BEAUTY 211
-
- THE REJUVENATION OF PATSY 221
-
- A CASE OF KNOCKOUT DROPS 231
-
- DISCOVERING A PRIMA DONNA 241
-
- A THROW OF THE DICE 249
-
- A VOICE IN THE SLUMS 259
-
- A GIRL OF THE NIGHT 269
-
- AFTER THE WEDDING BELLS 279
-
-
-
-
-A LITTLE EASY MONEY
-
-
-A great many years ago, when Tom Byrnes was the able and efficient
-chief of the detective force of New York, a certain class of women,
-very much in evidence around the hotels and resorts, were known, from
-the peculiar manner of their work, as Badger Molls.
-
-There was one in particular who had added a spectacular dance to her
-many other accomplishments and which helped her not a little in meeting
-the right kind of people.
-
-To be a Badger Moll a woman had to have nerve, assurance, a fair amount
-of good looks, be able to read character and keep her wits about her at
-all times. There were occasions when she was up against it so good and
-strong that it didn’t seem as if there was one chance in a hundred for
-her to do her part of the trick, but in ninety times out of a hundred
-she landed the bundle of the victim.
-
-That is to say, of course, with the aid of her confederate.
-
-The old days of the Moll have gone by, but the new days have come and
-they are here now. The new representative is of a higher class, of a
-superior education, is more adept, and, as a rule, gets more money.
-
-It is worthy of note that during the past ten years only two big jobs
-have fallen through--that is, so far as is known--and these things
-usually become known when they are brought to the notice of the police.
-
-A handsomely gowned woman, with a bearing that would deceive almost
-anyone, comes down the line. She looks like my lady from Fifth avenue,
-but if you will notice her eyes you will see in them the look of a
-huntress.
-
-She is on the trail of men, and it is a rare thing for her to make a
-mistake. Mistakes in her business, you know, sometimes spell Sing Sing,
-as a lady by the name of Moore will tell you if you ever meet her and
-she should become confidential.
-
-As she passes the hotels you will notice this particular woman
-hesitates in her stride, she goes into the low gear and she looks
-questioningly at the men who are standing about.
-
-It is the glance of an expert, but it is cleverly veiled.
-
-Even though you and I know her and know what her business is, we are
-attracted by her to a certain extent, just as people are attracted by
-a magnificent tigress or leopard in the menagerie. They have fangs and
-claws, but they are hidden, and being concealed are forgotten for the
-time.
-
-This is a human tigress, but she is not on the scent of blood, she’s
-trailing bank rolls.
-
-There is, however, nothing unusual in that, when you come to think of
-it, because that is what four-fifths of the world is doing, and the
-other fifth is being chased and knows it.
-
-The tigress throws in her high speed and passes on until she has
-reached the entrance to another hotel, and here the scent of prey comes
-strongly to her nostrils.
-
-A fine-looking man of about fifty years is leaning carelessly against
-one of the marble columns. He has dined well, anyone can see that, and
-he is half way into his after-dinner cigar. He is in the ripe stage;
-the time to ask a favor, or to have a courtesy extended. He is at peace
-with himself and everybody else, and as the tigress passes by he gets a
-flash of those black eyes which tell him a story that while it is not
-new, is always interesting, especially under these circumstances, when
-he is a thousand miles from home.
-
-There are few men, anyhow, who can stand temptation when they are
-strangers in a strange city. Man is a companionable sort of a
-proposition and to be at his best must have society.
-
-This one, who is perhaps the father of an interesting family, and who
-is above reproach in his native city, and who would become indignant at
-the thought of a street flirtation, involuntarily straightens himself
-up, and taking a firmer hold of his cigar, glances after the slowly
-retreating figure of the lady with the black eyes.
-
-It’s a trim shape, by Jove; and look at that ankle.
-
-A peach.
-
-“Nothing common about her,” he soliloquizes. “Just a nice girl,
-perhaps, who is a bit lonely, too.”
-
-And then, at that particular moment, the “nice girl,” who has been
-sauntering very slowly, turns around and looking directly at him,
-smiles.
-
-A woman’s smile.
-
-Cast off your lines, my boy, and on your way, for the magnetism of that
-smile has you lashed to the mast, but you don’t know it yet. What you
-have in your mind is that you’ll just take a little walk and have a
-little talk, just to fill in a few lonely hours, you know.
-
-So he leaves the mooring of his hotel and trails the trailer.
-
-One short block he walks, and then just as he is about to come abreast
-of her she turns about and meets him with the same smile that has been
-doing duty for the past five years.
-
-She knew he had reached that particular spot by that woman’s intuition,
-keyed up so fine as to be on feather edge all the time.
-
-Her little bow is modest--even coy. It is like the bow of a school girl
-who is afraid she is not doing quite the right thing, but who is just a
-trifle reckless, and is willing to take a chance or two just for a lark.
-
-“How do you do?” she asks.
-
-“Great; how are you; fine night; where are you going?” he rattles off,
-trying to appear at ease, and be the real fellow.
-
-“I was just taking a walk. You see, it was so quiet in the house, and I
-sat there all alone until I just thought I would die, so I came out to
-get a little fresh air and see if I couldn’t walk myself tired before
-bed time.”
-
-That accounts for her being out, of course, and it is very nicely
-delivered, too; besides, it gives the man a chance to say something,
-and he is prompt to say it.
-
-“All alone? You don’t mean to say that you live all alone?”
-
-Oh, no; she doesn’t live all alone all the time. But Jack--that’s her
-husband, you know--he is on the road--commercial man, you see, the best
-and dearest fellow in all the world, and it’s such a horrid position
-he has, too, always traveling. He went away just a month ago on his
-Western trip, to be gone two months, think of it; almost an age. He’s
-with the big dry goods house of Wools & Muslins, the biggest in New
-York. But next year Jack is going to have an office position and then
-everything will be all right.
-
-“After that,” she goes on, “Jack and the baby and I will be quite
-happy.”
-
-“The baby? Have you a baby?”
-
-“Why, of course.”
-
-“And you say you are lonely? I should think that the baby would----”
-
-“Yes, of course, so it would, but don’t you see, Jack’s mother, who
-lives with us, went to visit some friends in the country--Montclair, do
-you know where that is?--and she thought it would do the little fellow
-good and she took him along, and now I am so sorry I let him go.”
-
-Isn’t it too beautiful for anything, and isn’t she an artist of whom
-Jack ought to be very proud?
-
-“Well, I am a little lonely myself,” says the business man from Dayton,
-O., “and I think you and I ought to cheer one another up. What do you
-think about that proposition?”
-
-“Well, I don’t know. It’s very nice to have you talk to me, but I
-feel a little bit frightened about it all. You know I never spoke to
-a strange man on the street before like this, and I am sure that Jack
-wouldn’t like it if----”
-
-“Yes, but Jack isn’t here now. Who knows what he is doing? You know
-these traveling men when they get away from home and home ties have
-been known to----”
-
-“Yes, but not my Jack. You don’t know him. He would never do anything
-wrong, for he told me so.”
-
-[Illustration: A spectacular dance which helped her in meeting people]
-
-And now they have walked four blocks.
-
-There is a hack driver and his wagon at the corner.
-
-“Cab, sir; have a cab?”
-
-He’s on, and immediately takes the tip offered him.
-
-“Suppose we take a little drive through the Park,” suggests the man.
-
-“I don’t think it would be quite right. I would like to, but----Oh, if
-we were only real well acquainted, I would like to, but you see----”
-
-The end of it is that the cab drive is vetoed, and he begins to think
-as to how he can best entertain her in some other way. He takes a hasty
-sidelong glance at her, and his heart increases about ten beats to the
-minute. She’s all right, you bet. Why, he wouldn’t mind staying in New
-York another week if----
-
-“Let’s go somewhere and have a nice bottle of wine,” he says.
-
-“I hope you don’t mean to offend me, but you shouldn’t ask me anything
-like that. I think I am doing very wrong in even talking to you, but
-I can’t help it. There was something about you when I passed by that
-seemed to attract me. I have done something to-night that I have never
-been guilty of before, and never will be again. I don’t object to wine,
-because we have it in the house, but I didn’t think you would ask me
-to go to a common saloon with you--a place I have never been in in my
-life. But I suppose I deserve it for speaking to you the way I did, and
-for walking with you the way I am now.”
-
-He protests, he apologizes, and he feels that he has made a great
-mistake. He is humiliated beyond expression. Here is a nice little
-woman with a husband and a baby, who has permitted him to accost her
-on the street, probably because she felt that she needed some human
-companionship, and he has insulted her by asking her to go to a public
-place and drink a bottle of wine with him, just as if she were a woman
-of the streets. He feels that he cannot do enough to make amends to her.
-
-“I don’t believe,” she says, sweetly, “that you intended to hurt my
-feelings for a moment. Let you and I be simply good friends. We are
-both a little lonesome; let us spend a pleasant evening together, for
-it isn’t likely that we will ever meet again after to-night. We will
-act as if we were brother and sister; but if you would really like a
-bottle of wine I have a lot home that Jack says is pretty good, and we
-can go there and be all by ourselves.”
-
-But a moment later she repents and says it will not do at all, for
-suppose any of the neighbors should see them going in, what then?
-
-He clutches at the idea like a drowning man clutches at a straw, for
-this is a wonderfully nice girl he has met in this accidental way, and
-he would like to become better acquainted.
-
-So he begins to coax, and she laughingly refuses to listen. He pleads,
-argues and promises, and then he stops in a shop and blows himself to a
-five-pound box of candy for the baby--and her.
-
-When he peels the bill off a roll that would choke an elephant she
-sizes it all up out of the tail of her eye, and makes a mental
-calculation as to how much is there.
-
-She’s just a trifle more endearing to him after that, and it strikes
-him that she is getting a little reckless.
-
-“Come on,” she says, quite gayly, and with an affectation of
-sportiness, “I will take you up to the house, but you must promise me
-on your word of honor that you won’t remember the street or the number
-and that you’ll never try to see me again. Remember, this is just for
-one evening, and I don’t want you to think I am anything but what I
-seem.”
-
-“I could never think that,” he says, quite soberly.
-
-“What must you think of a girl who will permit a stranger to speak to
-her on the street?”
-
-“I should think that in your case she would be very nice.”
-
-She is laughing and chatting just like a girl out of school, and she
-has interested him so much that he hasn’t noticed that they were
-getting into quieter and darker streets, until she suddenly turns into
-a hallway which is just like a thousand other New York hallways, and
-announces:
-
-“Here we are at last; now don’t make any noise.”
-
-Up one flight, and she’s fumbling for a key, which she finds in a
-moment, and then the door is opened.
-
-The lights are turned low, and for some reason or other she doesn’t
-turn them up, which he notes with a certain feeling of pleasure.
-
-“Now take off your hat and coat, and we will have that bottle of wine
-I told you about, for I am going to let you stay just one hour, after
-which I am going to try and forgive myself for having spoken to you.”
-
-It is all very nice and charming, and the wine is very good--a bit
-better, in fact, than he had any idea it would be.
-
-When the bottle and the glasses are empty he finds himself sitting
-beside her on a divan. His arm is about her waist and she is
-struggling to free herself. He leans over to kiss her, but she deftly
-turns her face away.
-
-“You must not try to kiss me,” she whispers, but as she speaks she
-throws her arms about his neck.
-
-It seems to the staid old business bulwark from the West as if he had
-been sitting there for hours, when suddenly the electric bell rings.
-
-Both jump to their feet.
-
-“What is it?” he asks in a low voice.
-
-“I don’t know; I can’t think,” she answers, holding her hand to her
-head. “Perhaps it’s Jack. My God, if it should be Jack. He will kill
-you if he finds you here. I could never explain it. Take your hat and
-coat quick. Here, this way, the back door, and run, run as fast as you
-can. Don’t stop, please, until you get to your hotel. Go, go, at once.”
-
-With hat and coat in hand he finds himself pushed out in a dark
-passageway. He gropes his way to the stairs.
-
-A man is coming up, a man with a traveling case.
-
-It’s Jack, as sure as you live.
-
-Guiltily he walks down, steps hurriedly to the street door, passes out,
-and starts on a brisk trot up the street. At the first corner he turns,
-then he turns another block, then he turns again, with the instinct of
-a hunted hare. So he pursued his zig-zag course for many blocks, until
-he finally stops to ask directions.
-
-“The Gilt-Edge Hotel? certainly; four blocks over to the avenue then
-about twenty down.”
-
-He walks the four blocks while he catches his breath, and then he gets
-aboard a car only to find he hasn’t a cent.
-
-Worse; he hasn’t a watch, nor a scarf pin.
-
-He must have lost them while he was running.
-
-He gets off and stands on the corner to think it over.
-
-Eleven hundred dollars in good money gone; a watch worth $350 and a pin
-worth at least $150.
-
-The faint odor of violets comes back to him, and then he comes to his
-senses.
-
-Stung.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“It took you a long while to ring that bell, Billy, after I gave you
-the tip. Don’t wait so long next time. You must be getting old, for
-you’re working very slow lately.”
-
-“I didn’t hear the buzzer at first; I don’t think you pressed it hard
-enough. I’ll give it a look to-morrow and see. But I would never have
-sized that old guy up for eleven hundred.”
-
-“You never can tell what they’ve got until you take it away from them.”
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: Her swell figure made her an attraction on the beach]
-
-
-
-
-CASTING AN OLD SHOE
-
-
-It may be that you--whoever you are or wherever you are--don’t know
-what it means to go “down the line.” But in New York--in order that we
-may start right--“The Line” means that part of Broadway where at night
-the lights burn brightest, and where the mob--swell and otherwise--move
-back and forth like the ebb and flow of the tide--hunting, hunting,
-ever on the hunt.
-
-From Twenty-third street to Forty-second, and back again, and you have
-gone down The Line. Sometimes it costs you nothing for this innocent
-little amusement; this feast of the eyes; and then again it is liable
-to cost you a great deal.
-
-It all depends upon who you are, and what you are and how easy you are.
-
-And there you are.
-
-I once knew a man, and this is pat while I am on this subject, who came
-to New York from Buffalo. He was only going to remain for a day or so,
-and then he was going to hike himself back to his home by the big lake.
-
-He had sold out his business, and when he landed in New York he had a
-bank roll of twenty-one thousand dollars.
-
-It was enough to make any ordinary man round shouldered, but he was a
-husky guy who was used to the long green, and it didn’t bother him any
-more than if it had been beef-and-bean money.
-
-He put up at a big swell hotel, and during the evening, when time hung
-a bit heavy on his hands, he got it into his head that he would take a
-walk down the line, and then turn in among the feathers.
-
-With a perfecto between his teeth, he got as far as Thirty-eighth
-street, where he met his finish.
-
-When he arrived at his hotel at ten o’clock the next morning he asked
-the proprietor to loan him twenty dollars to get home.
-
-No explanations go with this, because he was sport enough never to tell
-how it happened. It doesn’t even point a moral, for there are no morals
-on the line.
-
-Going down the street, like a yacht under full sail, is a woman whom
-it cost not a cent less than $750 to put in commission. In the male
-vernacular she is what might be termed a peach, and there is no need
-to translate that for you, for the simple reason that you are familiar
-enough with the different kinds of fruit to know what that means.
-
-Because of her figure and the fact that she was a good fellow she was
-an attraction at the beach.
-
-She has a history, of course. They all have, to a certain extent, but
-this is somewhat out of the ordinary.
-
-In her day--and her day wasn’t so many years ago--she was a noted
-beauty, and she had one of the most charming apartments in New York.
-It was frequented by what might be termed the high-class sporting
-crowd--lawyers with national reputations, actors whose names were in
-big type on the billboards, business men who posed as the bulwarks of
-the commercial world, and politicians who waxed sleek and fat at the
-public cribs. They played poker there and were entertained royally by
-her. She gave the choicest of dinners and served the best of wines,
-and she was a perfect hostess. Her rooms were more like a club than
-anything else, and she was never annoyed by any love-making on the part
-of her guests, for a very good, substantial and simple reason--the man
-who paid the shot and who figured as the real one in that charmed and
-exclusive circle was none other than a high official of New York.
-
-His hospitality, dispensed through her, was almost boundless, and there
-are those who say that there was method in that gathering, and that
-many a serious public question was discussed within the confines of
-those gorgeously upholstered rooms.
-
-Give a man the proper seat at the right kind of a table, beside a woman
-who is beautiful, charming and magnetic, serve him with a perfect
-dinner, with good wine selected by a connoisseur, then after the
-dessert provide him with a cigar which cannot be bought in the open
-market, and it is almost a sure thing that, if you have any proposition
-to make, your battle is half won. What an ideal spot for lawyers,
-politicians and capitalists to discuss things that it wouldn’t do to
-have the public know.
-
-And as the months rolled by this woman came to be known by the majority
-of prominent men of New York.
-
-Now you can get a good look at her as she stops to glance in that
-window.
-
-Not to have been her guest was to have missed a lot in life, and when
-you lost to her in a little poker game you were almost sorry your
-losses were not heavier.
-
-She had more diamond rings than she could wear at any one time, and she
-had the best wardrobe in town. No matter what she saw and wanted it was
-hers. She scarcely needed to ask for it--she just wished, and it came
-as though she had been blessed with some fairy godmother who waved a
-magic wand, and brought things on the wind.
-
-So there’s the picture, painted in the most ordinary colors, and
-there’s the woman, who grew to think the world was made for her to play
-with and do with as she liked.
-
-When she was at the height of her career, this lawyer-political friend
-of hers--this champion and provider--really and truly fell in love. He
-was well past middle age, but that made no difference. After many years
-of waiting--years which were punctuated with numerous affairs which he
-thought spelled love--he found the girl at last in the daughter of a
-man whose position left him nothing to wish for. She was a society girl
-and charming enough for any man.
-
-Before he fully realized what he was doing he had proposed marriage to
-her and had been accepted without giving that other one a thought.
-
-When he understood that he had to break with her, he knew that he had
-the job of his life in front of him, but he was game enough to go at
-it without a moment’s hesitancy, and so one night, after the crowd had
-gone and the last poker chip cashed in, he told her the story.
-
-“I am going to marry and settle down,” he said. “My position demands
-it, and I cannot go on living this way forever. I feel that I have
-a political future, and I must protect myself. If I ever came up
-again for any prominent office, as I expect to in the near future, my
-relations with you would mean the worst kind of defeat for me. I want
-to be fair with you, and I am willing to settle any claim you may have
-on me for anything within reason.”
-
-His story took a long while in the telling, and through it all she
-never moved nor spoke.
-
-When he had quite finished she stretched and yawned.
-
-“Is that all you have to say?” she asked.
-
-“Yes,” he answered, “that is all, except that I hope we will part
-friends, and that if ever I can do anything for you, I----”
-
-“Now whatever you do,” she spoke up sharply, “don’t get tiresome nor
-sentimental. You’re a good fellow, and always have been--so you think.
-I have come into your life and have answered your purpose. I have
-entertained your friends and made it pleasant for you and them. I
-suppose you think I did it simply because I was provided for and had
-everything I wanted--that I was a sort of a high-class servant who was
-satisfied with her wages. If I had been wise I would have anticipated
-this and been prepared for it. I would have had enough money in the
-bank to have been independent to a certain extent. I am like a poker
-chip--you bought me, played with me, and now you are ready to cash me
-in because you have finished with me. You are a good fellow--with the
-men--but you are very tiresome and that reminds me that I am tired and
-wish you would run along. Go home now, and dream of the nice girl you
-are going to marry.”
-
-He stood looking at her like a man under the influence of a drug. He
-did not know what to say. He had expected a scene of some kind, and he
-was disappointed. His vanity was touched. Why, here was a woman for
-whom he had done everything in the world, and whom he thought loved
-him, and she was parting from him without a tear or even so much as
-a word of expostulation. That didn’t suit him at all. He wanted her
-to throw her arms about his neck and beg him not to go. Of course, he
-would have gone just the same, but he didn’t want to think that she
-would let him go so easily.
-
-The pride and vanity of man is a peculiar thing, and there are not ten
-men in a thousand who understand women, even though they think they do.
-This man, clever, handsome and brilliant, was of the majority who do
-not know, and he had nothing to say to the woman who had entertained
-him and with whom he had spent many pleasant hours.
-
-He looked at her for a moment and then he went out as though he had
-been whipped from the door.
-
-She turned the key in the lock and then gave way to her real feelings
-by crying as only a heart-broken woman can.
-
-He had incriminated himself with her to such an extent that he dreaded
-her. She had been too calm to suit him, and he feared trouble to come.
-He had no definite idea as to what form it might take, but he wanted to
-avoid it.
-
-So he went direct to one of his most astute legal friends--the
-same one, who, by the way, told me the whole story in a burst of
-half-drunken confidence--and they sat up half the night figuring on
-how to head her off in case she attempted to do anything that would
-reflect on his “spotless” character. How careful the man is of his name
-as a rule, and how despicably he can treat a woman when it suits either
-his mood or convenience.
-
-That midnight conference finally resolved itself into definite shape by
-the counsellor saying:
-
-“I’ll take $10,000 to her and get everything she has of yours and her
-signature under a statement that will leave you free and clear.”
-
-And so it was agreed.
-
-Lawyers do not act very quickly unless their own interests are at
-stake. Speed was required here and the action was fast enough for
-anyone. The next day, at noon, the lawyer, who knew her well enough
-to call her by her first name, called upon her, and as he was ushered
-into the handsome apartment he involuntarily put his hand to his breast
-pocket, which contained ten new, crisp one thousand dollar bills--the
-price of her silence, from his standpoint.
-
-It is interesting to be able to note that the interview was short,
-sharp, sweet and to the point. He made his eloquent speech of how his
-friend, who had always loved her devotedly, was forced by something
-which she could not understand to break from her and marry a woman
-whose position in society was assured. He was prepared to pay her an
-amount of money--quite a liberal one, in fact--so that she should want
-for nothing. All he desired was a certain package of letters and a
-statement that she had only known his friend in the most casual way.
-
-“How much are you going to pay me?” she asked.
-
-“Ten thousand dollars, and here it is,” he said, producing the bills.
-
-“I will do what he wants,” was all she said, and in ten minutes the job
-was done.
-
-Then he laid the money on the table.
-
-“What is your fee?” She spoke very softly.
-
-“My fee?” he repeated, as if he did not quite catch her meaning.
-
-“Yes, your fee. How much are you charging this friend of yours for what
-you are doing for him?”
-
-“I am doing it through friendship. There is no such thing as fee in a
-case like this.”
-
-“You have earned this money, and I do not want it,” she went on. “I am
-not a blackmailer nor can my promise of immunity be bought. I, too,
-understand what the word friendship means, and I am not so degraded nor
-lost but that I can take advantage of it. It is such men as you and he
-that make such women as I am. Good-day.”
-
-He was in the hall with the money in his hand before he quite realized
-how it all happened.
-
-Between you and me, my friends, I would sooner have her conscience than
-the conscience of the very fine gentleman whose public career has since
-been marked by repeated triumphs.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-THE LONG WAY ’ROUND
-
-
-The Girl from Philadelphia wasn’t a beauty by any means, but she had a
-nice fetching way, good teeth, and a cheerful, contagious laugh which
-are three things that have beauty left at the post. Beauty, you see, is
-only good for a short sprint at the best, and in a long race is liable
-to lag a bit toward the finish, but the other propositions are stayers
-nine times out of ten and generally manage to come under the wire in
-good shape.
-
-Thirty days in the big city, if spent in the right kind of company,
-usually mean about a year in Quakertown, and force of circumstances had
-thrown The Girl in pretty close contact with high-flyers. You see, it
-all came about this way:
-
-She had been playing the soubrette part in some amateur theatricals,
-and everybody who saw her--except some girl friends who wanted to be
-soubrettes, too--said she was the real thing and that she had Della
-Fox in her palmy days beaten the length of Chestnut street, and as for
-Millie James, why there was nothing to it.
-
-That started the theatrical bee buzzing in her conning-tower, so she
-immediately formed the habit of reading the theatrical papers instead
-of the society notes, and she got the matinee habit so bad that she
-didn’t miss one show a month. Before that her fad had been gymnastics
-and she was the real thing on physical culture.
-
-[Illustration: She was once the real thing on physical culture]
-
-Now when a girl gets that way she needs either a husband and honeymoon
-to distract her attention or a hard-faced guardian--female, of
-course--to follow her wherever she goes.
-
-So in view of the fact that this girl had neither, she studied the
-play bills and did pretty much as she liked. She was just ripe to sign
-with a traveling show or listen to the argument of any actor man who
-offered her the bait of a chance to do a stunt behind the footlights.
-She lived the way a soubrette ought to live--at least, she thought she
-did. In a locked drawer in her dressing case she kept a box of make-up,
-and when the rest of the family had retired she fixed her face up so
-she looked like a comic valentine. She figured upon this as a sort of
-preliminary training in case she should ever get a chance to break into
-the business; look like a twenty-dollar gold piece to the public, and
-feel like a plugged nickel when she was in her dollar-a-day room after
-the show. She might have been dreaming yet if a young fellow who once
-suped for Mansfield hadn’t made her acquaintance. He called on her at
-her home, and they hadn’t been talking twenty minutes when she sprung
-the soubrette business, and told him that some day she hoped to get on
-the professional stage.
-
-“The only way to get a chance is to go to New York,” he said. “There’s
-where all the good shows start from, as well as a good many of the bad
-ones, and if a girl has talent, an agent or a manager will grab her
-just the same as a hobo will grab a ham sandwich, no matter what his
-nationality is. Why, I once knew a girl who went there from Forked
-River, New Jersey. She didn’t know anything, but she had ginger, and
-she’s been on the road for two seasons with the Bon Ton Burlesquers.
-What do you think of that? Philadelphia’s all right in a way, but
-I’ll bet if Maude Adams had been born here she’d be behind the ribbon
-counter in some big dry goods store instead of the swellest little
-actress that ever took a bunch of roses over the footlights.”
-
-That is what started the trouble, and that night when The Girl went up
-to her room she packed a dress-suit case, putting in her grease paints
-first, of course, and then she penned a neat little note of farewell
-forever to her parents, after which she waited until the house was
-quiet and then slipped out as quietly as a burglar. She had enough
-money to make the breakaway and keep her about thirty days, by the end
-of which time she figured she would have a job at about fifty per week,
-with traveling expenses and Pullman car paid by the manager.
-
-She had a roseate view of life, and she thought that as soon as she
-hit the big burg the managers would be falling over each other trying
-to get her to sign a contract. She didn’t know that making a hit in
-a little show given by the Golden Rod Society for the Supplying of
-Vegetables to the Cannibal Tribes of Africa was quite a different thing
-to going on the professional stage, and she imagined if she could do
-well in the part of _Betsey, the Romp_, in “Who Killed Cock Robin,” she
-could do equally well on the stage of any big theatre.
-
-She had as much hope as a piece of Swiss cheese has holes when she
-climbed aboard the sleeping car which was scheduled to leave for New
-York at 1 A. M., but when she landed in the cold, gray dawn a good part
-of it had gone and had left her a trifle weak in the knees, which, by
-the way, is a decided symptom of weakness.
-
-It took her just two hours to find a boarding house, and until the next
-day to get her nerve back. It was only because of her youth that it
-came back at all. She got a list of the names of managers and started
-out to do business, but no one seemed to want any amateur soubrettes
-from Philadelphia. By two o’clock there was nothing that looked like a
-job, but she had received eleven invitations to go out to lunch from
-eleven different genials who didn’t seem to want to talk business; who
-were inclined to be affectionate and who called her “My Dear” in every
-other sentence.
-
-That night she went to a vaudeville show, and she was so impressed with
-the ease with which the turns were pulled off that she concluded she
-would do an act of her own. That is how it happened that the day after
-she forsook the legitimate for the variety, and knocked at the office
-doors of a different species of managers. Very busy fellows these were,
-too, and she got her dismissal in almost every case with startling
-rapidity.
-
-Here is a sample of the dialogue:
-
-“Where have you worked before?”
-
-“I have never been on the professional stage, but I played the part of
-a soubrette in amateur shows in Philadelphia, and all my friends told
-me that----”
-
-“But have you an act of your own?”
-
-“No, not yet, but----”
-
-“Well, you frame up some kind of an act, then come around and see me,
-and I may be able to get you a trial somewhere.”
-
-And then twenty-three.
-
-Many a good fighter has quit when he found every rush he made was
-stopped with a tantalizing jab in the nose, and many a man has thrown
-up the sponge when he has walked the streets day in and day out and
-discovered that nobody wanted him.
-
-At the end of a week The Girl would have written a letter home or taken
-a train back if it had not been for her pride. She didn’t want to
-acknowledge defeat, but she was on the verge of it.
-
-She was coming out of a theatre one night when she met The Man.
-
-There must be a man else there would be no story. He was about
-forty-five years old, had been through enough campaigns to give him
-self-possession, and he had been successful enough to be egotistic.
-Two minutes later they were walking down Broadway together, and she
-was rather glad that she had found someone who took an interest in
-her. One-half hour after that and they were seated at a table in a big
-restaurant; the order had been given and she was telling him all about
-herself while he was looking her over with an exceedingly critical eye
-and making up his mind that she showed up rather good under a strong
-light, especially when she smiled.
-
-A broiled lobster, a quart of claret, then a couple of birds and a
-quart of wine are enough to change the ideas and opinions of a lot
-of people, especially if such a bill of fare is unusual, and so it
-happened that when the red began to come to The Girl’s cheeks, the
-things The Man were saying to her didn’t seem so much out of the way
-after all. Besides, that hall bedroom in the musty old boarding house
-was rapidly becoming a nightmare. Between you and me, if she had never
-smiled this thing would never have happened.
-
-The Man lighted a cigar, and as he blew the first puff of blue smoke
-toward the ceiling he observed:
-
-“My dear, marriage is nothing more nor less than a useless and barbaric
-rite, and when it is all summed up it amounts to nothing in the end.
-Why should you be legally bound to any man in this world? It would be
-all right as long as you loved him, then you wouldn’t care, but suppose
-your feelings changed, what then? In order to get a divorce from him
-you would have to catch him committing a crime for which the law would
-grant you a divorce, or get good evidence, which amounts to the same
-thing. You might separate from him if he was cruel to you or didn’t
-support you, but suppose he was kind and gave you all the money you
-wanted, then you would still have to live with him as his wife. Now,
-on the other hand, if you were not married to him, you would have a
-perfect right, as soon as your feelings changed, to leave him without
-a moment’s notice. You would be under no obligations to him under
-any circumstances, and he, knowing that you were free to go and come
-as you pleased, would, in order to keep you, treat you with greater
-consideration than if you were his wife. You can believe me or not,
-just as you wish, but an understanding between a man and a woman is all
-that is necessary to happiness in this world. Don’t be old-fashioned,
-but let us make an agreement of some kind between ourselves. You will
-be perfectly independent, free to go and come as you like, and do as
-you wish.”
-
-There was a certain amount of logic in this argument, especially when
-the reverse of the picture is a cheap room in a cheap boarding house.
-So the end of the first chapter was that the landlady wondered why her
-lodger never came back, even to get her case and the few belongings
-it contained. It was all mysterious to her, but as she was paid in
-advance, she said nothing, and at the end of the week rented the room
-to an old fellow with asthma who was living on an allowance.
-
-So far as the stage was concerned, that bright bubble had burst,
-and instead of haunting the offices of managers, The Girl took to
-breakfasting at 10, lunching at 2 and dining at 8. The theatres to her
-were merely places of amusement--good to fill in time which could be
-used in no other way, and her ambition to shine as a footlight favorite
-went when she found that she could live without being annoyed by any of
-the responsibilities of life. She gradually grew to know that the name
-of The Man was a very familiar one in the big cities and at times the
-newspapers printed his picture. She had assumed that name--it was in
-the compact, although there were few who knew it. Several times, when
-he called on her, he brought some of his friends to dinner, but these
-occasions were not frequent, by any means, and she knew she wasn’t a
-part of his intimate life.
-
-Now see how time makes puppets of both men and women, for this story
-has one merit in that it is true.
-
-The Man took sick in Chicago, and the first she knew of it was when she
-read it in the newspapers. Every stage of his disease was chronicled
-until he died, and when she read that the paper dropped from her hands
-and she felt again that weakness of the knees which took her on that
-first morning in New York. For four days she lived in a dream, vaguely
-wondering what was to become of her, and then a brisk, alert, dapper
-little man--a lawyer--called. There was nothing sentimental about him.
-He was business from the drop of the hat.
-
-“I represent the family of The Man,” he announced, abruptly. “There is
-a codicil in his will which bequeaths you $250,000. Of course, we can
-break that and not half try, but the widow and children don’t want any
-unpleasant notoriety, and they are willing to settle for $50,000, which
-I can pay to you at once. You will accept, if you are wise, for $50,000
-is a nice little sum and it will leave you free and clear to do as you
-please and will dispose of a very unpleasant situation.”
-
-The death of The Man had given her a shock from which she hadn’t yet
-recovered, and she asked for time to think.
-
-“Come to-morrow or the day after,” she said, “and I will talk to you. I
-can’t think now.”
-
-He wanted to finish it up at once, but every time she gave him the same
-answer, so there was nothing for him to do but to go.
-
-And then that night there came another lawyer, one whom she had known
-because The Man had brought him on one of his visits. His argument was
-different:
-
-“There is $250,000 coming to you; get it. It is a clean-cut, legal will
-and they can’t break it, besides there is enough there for everybody
-and to spare. Let me manage it for you and don’t worry. If they want to
-contest let them go ahead and I’ll beat them.”
-
-And because he said “Don’t worry; leave it all to me,” she consented.
-That was the woman of it.
-
-They did fight, and the newspapers printed columns about it, for it was
-a great story, but they didn’t print the part I am telling here, for
-that they didn’t know. With the articles appeared her portraits, and
-she became as well known as The Man had been, in a way.
-
-Before the finish had been reached the heirs concluded there had better
-be a settlement, and so, rather than stand the delay of appeals in
-case she won, which it was reasonably sure she would do, she accepted
-$150,000 in cash.
-
-The next day her maid brought her a card. It read:
-
- “ALFRED D. COHEN,
- Theatrical Promoter.”
-
-“I’ll see him,” she said.
-
-She had learned a thing or two since she had left Philadelphia, so she
-knew what was coming and was prepared for it when the polite, suave Mr.
-Cohen walked into the room.
-
-“I have come,” he said, by way of introduction, “to make you an offer
-to go on the stage.”
-
-“Yes?” she queried, calmly.
-
-“All you will have to do is to sing two or three songs twice a
-day--once in the afternoon and once in the evening--and I am authorized
-to offer you $750 a week.”
-
-“And suppose I can’t sing?” she said, smiling, thinking of the last
-time she had talked with a manager.
-
-“That would make no difference; we would have you coached and can give
-you ten weeks straight.” He fumbled at his coat nervously, for she
-was really an important personage now. “I have the contracts here.”
-He produced them and handed them over. She read them over carefully,
-debated mentally as to the policy of signing at once or waiting until
-another day, finally decided on the side of deliberation, and then said:
-
-“Come and see me to-morrow at 2 and I will let you know then.”
-
-He knew intuitively she would accept, so he bowed himself out without
-further argument.
-
-So that is how she at last went on the stage, and if your memory serves
-you well enough to take you back a year or so you will know that she
-made a hit as the singer of songs of long ago.
-
-P. S.--She told her folks in Philadelphia that she had been studying
-voice culture all the time.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: A dose of knockout drops proved the turning point in her
-life]
-
-
-
-
-THE QUEEN OF CHINATOWN
-
-
-If you don’t think there are any interesting tales in the Tenderloin,
-just go there some night and look around. You don’t have to look long
-before you will find something that is worth going a distance for.
-
-You’ll find tragedy and pathos as close together as the meat is to
-the bread in a ham sandwich, and it doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to
-discover it, either.
-
-I know a few things about the Bowery and the Tenderloin, and for the
-past twenty years I have roamed about New York by night, simply because
-I was fascinated by the life after dark. Of course, you know that this
-night owl business is a disease, and when once you get it, and get it
-good, it is one of the hardest things in the world to cure. In my day
-I have seen many a nice, straightforward young fellow go to the bad
-simply because he got the night habit.
-
-It isn’t much of a combination that gets you, either, for it’s the
-white lights, the music, the women and the drinks, not counting the
-good fellowship, or what passes for good fellowship, on the side.
-
-The lid is on in New York to a certain extent, that I’ll admit, but I’m
-going to take you under the lid.
-
-It’s all a bluff, anyhow, and things go on the same as they have been
-going for years, with very little change.
-
-The same kind of girls are roaming the streets, the same kind of booze
-is being served on the little round tables in stuffy back rooms, and
-the same class of waiters are making short change whenever the mark
-looks easy. There may be a new police captain in the district or the
-precinct, but there are some things in this world that can’t be held
-down any more than a man can hold down a charge of dynamite after the
-cap has been exploded.
-
-Talk about your high pressure life--that’s it. Ten years is the limit
-for the careful ones, and I’ve seen them go off in five. Why, only the
-other day a hospital ambulance backed up to a downtown tenement, and
-when it went away it carried a woman whose lease of life had about
-expired.
-
-There was a crowd which gathered, as usual--men, women and children,
-all filled with a morbid curiosity, which makes people flock and gaze
-with interest at anything which approaches a bit of human wreckage, and
-of them all there was not more than one or two who knew that the sick
-woman had once been known as the Queen of Chinatown, and had been made
-the subject of many an interesting story.
-
-It seems only a few years ago that they called her the Queen, and you
-wondered why until you looked at her and heard her talk.
-
-Then you knew.
-
-She was more than good looking, and what was just a bit rarer, she
-was educated. There was about her a certain amount of refinement
-which forced itself to the surface like a life preserver under water,
-every once in a while, but which as the years rolled on gradually
-disappeared, just like any other veneer. If the constant dropping of
-water will wear away a stone, in just so sure a way will environment
-contaminate, and human nature seek the lower level.
-
-So here is the picture:
-
-This so-called Queen, coming into Chinatown--by what route only she can
-tell--and creating a mild sensation among the Orientals who inhabit the
-houses on those narrow, twisting streets. The story was that a dose of
-knockout drops had proved the turning point in her life.
-
-John Chinaman, you know, has a keen eye for the beautiful, not only in
-decorative art and choice silks, but in women.
-
-There is his one weak point, the defective link in the chain, the one
-vulnerable spot in the armor of his stony reserve.
-
-The lobbygows--the errand men of the Chinese--the whites, who execute
-commissions for them, and do all sorts of services, both legitimate
-and illegitimate, who will work in the dark as well as in the light,
-and whose heels can be hurried by extra compensation, saw and noted
-this Queen also, and in seeing, they, too, admired, but more or less
-hopelessly. The one spot which is quick in a woman’s composition is
-adulation. Let her be like ice, as cold and pure and reserved as her
-likeness carved out of the whitest Parian marble, or the hardest of
-flint-like granite, and admiration will make her as soft and supple as
-a Cleopatra.
-
-She comes into her own and knows it.
-
-She smiles and looks about for a likely head upon which to drop the
-wreath of her favors, and if she hesitates it is because the right head
-has not been bowed, or that her whim bids her hold off that she may
-only succumb after a struggle.
-
-I am not putting up any defense for this Chinatown Queen. She was
-simply a woman with moods and humors, and pretty ways. Furthermore,
-which is essential in most cases, she was good to look at.
-
-So many were the affairs that she had that there is no Solomon wise
-enough to tell how or when the first one began. All that is known is
-that she dressed in silks that were costly enough for a real queen, and
-which smelled of the spices and perfume of the Orient.
-
-When I say costly, I mean from a money standard. They were more costly
-than that, so far as she was concerned personally, for in the end they
-cost her her life, and if she is not dead yet they certainly cost her
-happiness, which really amounts to the same thing.
-
-For a while she lived furiously, with anything she wanted for the
-asking. Fine clothes, fine jewels, and money to spend is part of every
-woman’s life.
-
-More than that, it is a keystone.
-
-Besides, she was the most prominent woman in all the Quarter. For her
-that was fame and glory enough.
-
-Had she been placed, by a fortunate move, somewhere else on the
-chess-board of life, her fame might have been more secure, but what
-difference does that make, so long as she was satisfied?
-
-It wasn’t long before her real life began, when her steps, instead of
-being on the level or upward, traced their gradual way downward.
-
-That was inevitable in that case, just as it is in other cases where
-constancy is an unknown virtue.
-
-She passed from hand to hand like the chattel that she was. She didn’t
-even consider the proposition of the highest bidder, and start a hoard
-in some secret place which would have been a life raft to her in the
-turbulent days to come.
-
-She lived on promises, and those are false things which fall to bits
-before adverse winds and threatening weather. Her spirits rose and fell
-in an inverse ratio to the rising and setting of the sun, and she took
-no heed of the days to come. The seed of thrift failed to find lodgment
-in her being.
-
-And another thing, she never knew the real meaning of the word
-opportunity.
-
-In her early and halcyon days before the opium and the night life had
-stamped its mark upon her face, there came, with a party of sight-seers
-to Chinatown one night, a man about town whose name stood for
-respectability, good family and wealth. She, as Queen, could not well
-be overlooked, and the guide took the party to her apartments on the
-first floor of a dingy tenement.
-
-“What’s up here?” asked one of the party.
-
-“Here is where de Queen of Chinatown lives,” responded the guide. “Dis
-is de gal wots got all de gang on de run, and as fer de Chinkys--why,
-dere ain’t one uv dem wot wouldn’t croak a guy fer her.”
-
-They filed into the room and looked at the girl as they looked at the
-rest of the odd sights.
-
-Let anybody rise above the human herd, even a short distance, or do
-anything that is in the slightest way unusual, and they are bound to
-find themselves in the center of the spot light.
-
-“Youse kin buy a drink off her, if yer like, or if yer’ll cough up er
-bone apiece, she’ll show yer how to hit der pipe,” announced the guide.
-
-They thought it was worth a dollar each to see a Queen smoking opium,
-and all cheerfully handed her the fee, with the exception of this one
-particular man, who pressed five times the amount into her hand.
-
-Curious things happen in this world of ours, and here is one of them:
-
-Two hours later, the same man, who had slipped away from his party,
-hunted up the same guide, and giving him a good-sized fee requested the
-honor of another visit to the Queen.
-
-The moral tone of Chinatown is not so high that when the guide was
-dismissed he should feel at all offended. He was perfectly satisfied,
-and he said so a few minutes later as he was relating this story to
-some of his friends in the saloon on the corner.
-
-From this point the Queen herself takes up the tale. She told it to
-her bosom friend, the Rummager, a week later, and the Rummager’s eyes
-bulged and her mouth opened as she heard it. More than once she was
-inclined to disbelieve it, and said so, but the facts were there and
-proven by the presence of certain articles which could be accounted for
-in no other way.
-
-“He was one of the real ones,” remarked the Queen, “and I knew it as
-soon as I saw him. I have seen fellows stuck good and strong, but he
-was the limit. He was clean gone. When he came back the second time
-he began as all the others do, by asking me how I came to live in
-Chinatown. I told him to cut it out, and cut it quick, and he took my
-tip. He didn’t lose a minute telling me he liked me, either, and, say,
-he promised me everything you could think of, up and down, if I would
-cut the gang and go with him. He said I could have the swellest flat
-that money could buy, and a horse and carriage, if I liked. I thought
-he was kidding at first, but he soon put me wise that he was the
-goods. He chinned to me for about an hour, and then he told me to put
-on my glad rags and he would take me uptown to a feed. I was on in a
-minute, and nothing but a cab would do for him. We went up on Broadway,
-and the layout cost him $25, easy.
-
-“We come down the line and butted into every joint that had a light
-out, and every place we hit was a bottle of wine. And every drink we
-took it was, ‘Well, will you leave that crowd?’
-
-“On the level, once or twice he had me going, but when I thought of all
-the boys down here, and the good times we’re having I couldn’t do it,
-and I told him so. When I left him he was ossified for fair, and he
-gave me these things to remember him by, he said.”
-
-Whereupon the Queen showed up a roll of bills, a scarf pin, a match
-box, and the Rummager believed.
-
-She couldn’t afford to do otherwise very well, for the Queen was, as
-usual, doing all the buying of drinks, and the Rummager’s thirst has
-been compared to a barrel of sponges.
-
-It was only the other day that I found myself wondering what had become
-of that pin and box. Where have they been since then and who has owned
-them? That they have fallen into many hands there can be no doubt, and
-the first to get them was the pawnbroker.
-
-But after that!
-
-From silks the Queen went to calico. That is a great chasm for any
-woman to cross, and from three rooms she came down to one. Notice how
-easily the human being can adjust itself to changes.
-
-The nights of dissipation had begun to leave their mark, and her throne
-was tottering.
-
-The plumpness of her figure began to disappear, and angles crept in to
-take the place of curves. Her eyes were less bright, and her enthusiasm
-had lost its edge.
-
-But she didn’t realize this.
-
-She thought she was still Queen and she was living on her past, just as
-many other real queens have, and for that she is to be forgiven, for it
-is a woman’s right to think herself the same as she was when she was at
-her best.
-
-It is the life buoy to which she always clings, and when she dies her
-arms are found clasped about it with the grip of death.
-
-And then the day came when this Queen, a wisp and shred of a woman,
-whose dreams had gone, and whose calico had turned to rags, went down
-the street of the Quarter one night never to return.
-
-She had married a man of her class, and they went into a tenement
-together.
-
-Her sun had set--her day was done.
-
-One day the priest was sent for to shrive her. I hope there was
-consolation in his visit, because a dethroned queen needs pity
-sometimes.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-A GIRL OF THE GOLDEN GATE
-
-
-When you go to the theatre, sit in a comfortable seat, and look at the
-gay, laughing girls who are doing all sorts of stunts in the front row,
-you are evidently under the impression that their lives are simply one
-unending series of revels and that they live in luxurious ease. In
-your fancy you see them going to magnificent apartments to enjoy late
-dinners washed down by high-priced wine; you think, perhaps, that they
-dress just as you see them on the stage, and that all they have to do
-is ask for anything they happen to want and it is theirs.
-
-Your imagination paints you a wonderful picture of love behind the
-scenes, but like children’s fairy tales, half is a dream.
-
-You are simply bringing into existence a mental painting in very
-attractive colors, and if you could make it real it would be a very
-fine thing for the girl who makes up that she may look well from behind
-the footlights.
-
-There are few short cuts to the stage and the roads are for the most
-part hard and tiresome. The woman who gets there, and by that I mean
-the one who finally lands with a reputation, usually has a past that
-would make interesting reading--if it could be published, which is out
-of the question.
-
-To-day there is a woman in New York who is a star.
-
-So far as real talent is concerned she ought to have been a star years
-ago, but there was some hitch and she failed to connect.
-
-She’s all right now, however, and when she pulls down her fat bundle
-of bills every week she doesn’t think of the old days on the Pacific
-Coast when she was doing one turn an hour in the mining camps, and
-well content if she got enough at the end of the show to pay for her
-room and give her a balance on the side to keep up her wardrobe--stage
-wardrobe, I mean--for she didn’t seem to care much how she dressed when
-on the street, and so far as that was concerned, she was on the street
-very little, for reasons that are obvious.
-
-She was a nice looking little girl in those days, full of ginger and
-all that sort of thing, and she had the kind of magnetism that made
-a good many men think they couldn’t live without her. She was bright
-and saucy, and happy-go-lucky, taking things as they came, singing her
-songs with an abandon and grace that went a long way toward filling up
-the house.
-
-But it was when she danced that she was at her best. That half-wild
-Spanish Cachuca made those rough men rise to their feet and cheer her
-as if she was the most wonderful girl in the world, and when the boys
-were flush many a hundred dollars in gold went over the flickering
-footlights to her feet, so that she really and truly danced on gold. It
-was the Westerners’ way of paying homage to anyone they liked, and it
-is done to-day, but not to so great an extent.
-
-You see, there was no limit on those fellows in the blue shirts and
-bearded faces, and what was a handful of gold more or less to them
-then or at any other time?
-
-They were an open-handed lot, living only for the day, and to the devil
-with to-morrow, lavishing all they had upon anyone whom they liked.
-
-As the money rolled in to her so it rolled out, easily and without
-apparent effort, and at the end of a year she had just what she started
-with--a couple of dresses, the most part of which was tinsel.
-
-And that brings me right back into the heart of this story, the
-preliminary having been sufficiently long to give you a thorough
-introduction to this little lady--queen of the mining camps.
-
-It isn’t likely you ever heard of a fellow who for some romantic reason
-or other called himself Palo Alto Bill. He was a tin horn gambler, good
-at short cards, willing to take a chance at any proposition that ever
-came over the hills, so long as he could figure in it financially, but
-he had no heart. It was all Bill from first to last, and he didn’t have
-enough generosity in his entire system to drop a bone to a hungry dog.
-You know the breed--they think they are all right, but they are so
-eaten up with selfishness, and egotism, and vanity, that they stride
-along with their elbows pushed out, as if they were going to shove
-everybody else off the earth.
-
-He was handsome all right, with black hair--black as an Indian’s--a
-curling mustache, and a wonderfully taking way with a woman.
-
-This was the combination that stacked itself up against the little
-singer with the suggestion that they travel in double harness for
-mutual benefit.
-
-That was all there was to it.
-
-[Illustration: A wonderful but untrue picture of love behind the
-scenes]
-
-He saw her, he liked her; why shouldn’t he have her? And if she had
-been married it would have been the same to him. He would in all
-probability have suggested an elopement on a pair of fast horses.
-
-“How long have you been in the business, Sis?” was the way he started
-it.
-
-He was smoking a cigarette at the time and he didn’t even take the
-trouble to look at her, but holding his head back, blew the rings of
-smoke, one after the other, toward the low ceiling.
-
-“Oh, about a year, and I’ve been making good ever since I started.”
-
-“That’s what you have. I suppose you’ve got a big bunch of coin by this
-time, eh?”
-
-“If I have I wish someone would find it for me. There may be a lot of
-fun in the game, but there’s no money, that is, not yet.”
-
-“Well, let me give you just one straight tip. What you want is a
-manager--someone to boom you. Suppose you and I double up, and then
-I’ll show you how to get the money, and hold it, too. Nothing cheap
-about me. You’re a good fellow and I’m a good fellow, and we can do
-well together. I’ll put you where you belong, for you ain’t getting
-half of what’s coming to you. How about it?”
-
-Just remember that this was in the West, where a girl has a mighty
-hard time of it without a protector of some sort, and that there were
-a hundred tie-ups by mutual consent for one real swell matrimonial
-clinch, with a sky-pilot to sing his little song of “I now pronounce
-you man and wife.” Also bear in mind that she had known Bill about
-six months and that his style rather appealed to her, because he was
-artistic in a crude sort of a way, and besides, he wore his clothes
-with a certain amount of grace that was good for the female eye to look
-on.
-
-So they tied up together and Bill began his life of ease and
-prosperity. The next week was announced as her grand farewell
-appearance, and she was the recipient every night of a testimonial of
-so substantial a character that, as she herself put it, her salary
-seemed like pennies for candy. In these many testimonials might have
-been recognized the fine Italian touch of Bill, who had a Hermann-like
-knack of waving his hands in the empty air and producing real money.
-And while she was busy picking up the nuggets and gold bucks which
-the enthusiastic miners flung at her, he was attending to his end of
-the contract by arranging a tour. He had a few schemes under his hat
-that would have brought him in all kinds of money if he had had a fair
-swing, but he was born with the soul of a grafter, and that is very
-much like a taint in the blood, in that it can never be effaced. It may
-disappear for a while, but it is always liable to turn up at the most
-unexpected time.
-
-When the week was done the company started--the company in this case
-being a couple of miners, who were in hard luck and who went ahead of
-the show; Bill and the girl.
-
-I saw her the other night in a famous eating place on Broadway putting
-away a chop and a small bottle, and I wondered then if she remembered
-San Bernardino that June morning when everything she had in the world
-was held in one small bag which Bill carried.
-
-The plan of procedure was simple. She was to get a date in a town, Bill
-was to go around and boom her as the best that ever hit the Coast,
-and tell of the hit she made in ’Frisco. Then when she came on the
-stage to do her dance the two hobos were to start the cheering. Toward
-the finish of the act one of them was to walk down the aisle to the
-footlights and toss up a handful of gold coins, and then the other was
-to follow suit. That would start the crowd giving up; for after all,
-people are like sheep, they will always follow a leader.
-
-It was a good stunt, and there wasn’t any chance for a failure.
-
-It worked out just as Bill figured it would, and it kept him busy
-enough looking after the money end of the game.
-
-It was the turn in the tide for her so far as her fortunes and
-popularity were concerned, and she simply created a furore wherever she
-appeared. In those days she wore a twenty-dollar gold piece around her
-neck. It was held by a string which ran through a hole she had bored
-herself with a great deal of labor. It was the first piece of money she
-had ever received over the footlights and she said it was her mascot,
-and declared she would always keep it. It might have been her mascot,
-but I’ll bet a hundred to one that she hasn’t it now.
-
-Put a good looking girl on the stage, have her make a hit so that she
-is talked about, and she’ll attract more men than a leg show in Paris.
-There’s an irresistible fascination about the stage that makes even
-bald-headed old papas fall. It’s a hard thing to figure out, but it’s a
-fact, nevertheless.
-
-In this particular case they flocked around her like sheep for a
-shelter when a storm is in the air, and the girl took to wearing good
-clothes, ordered from ’Frisco, and using to their full capacity the
-services of a maid.
-
-And then there came upon the scene the other man. He had hit the Coast
-from Colorado, and his mine was turning out the yellow stuff so fast
-that he had more than he could do to spend it. He was busily engaged
-in the exciting pastime of buying everything he saw when he met the
-girl that Bill was leading along the golden road to wealth. There was
-nothing half-way about his methods, so he promptly went out and bought
-the biggest diamond he could find, put it in an envelope upon which he
-wrote in lead pencil:
-
-“The best stone for the nicest girl; come and have a bottle of wine
-with me after the show.”
-
-He didn’t need to sign his name to it, for the stage hand who received
-a ten-dollar gold piece as a tip for taking it to her pointed him out
-as he sat at one of the tables well up toward the stage.
-
-“He seemed to be kind of stuck on you,” he remarked casually; “will I
-tell him you’ll see him?”
-
-She put the ring on her finger and looked at it critically, holding
-it first this way and that so that the light would catch it. The
-inspection evidently pleased her, for she said:
-
-“Sure; he’s entitled to it after this.”
-
-That is how it came about that, still in her stage dress, she went
-directly from the stage to the table where Croesus sat and smiled on
-him, while the diamond flashed like a calcium.
-
-One bottle broke the ice, two put them on a friendly footing, and three
-made them lifelong friends. They were on the fourth and their heads
-were close together. He was talking in a low tone, while she was
-listening intently and nodding her head in affirmation every moment or
-so when Bill happened along.
-
-He didn’t like the looks of this and he showed it plainly. He touched
-her on the shoulder with an air of proprietorship and remarked curtly:
-
-“Come on.”
-
-“Who’s your friend?” asked the wine opener; “introduce me.”
-
-“I’m the real one,” said Bill.
-
-“Husband?” asked the other, laconically.
-
-“Not yet,” she answered.
-
-“Oh,” and his eyebrows were lifted a trifle. Then he turned to Bill.
-“Sit down and have a drink; I want to talk to you.”
-
-Then the fifth bottle was brought on.
-
-He held his brimming glass aloft.
-
-“Wish me luck, old man, for I’m going to take this little girl away
-from you,” and his blue eyes looked into Bill’s black ones with a
-steady and disconcerting gaze.
-
-“I guess we’ve got something to say about that,” said Bill, putting his
-glass down suddenly.
-
-“Not much. You see, I’m going to give you a thousand dollars and that
-will be your meal ticket until you find a new prima donna.”
-
-“You made a mistake,” said Bill, “you meant $5,000.”
-
-“I agree with you; I did make a mistake; it’s $2,500, and you’d better
-grab it quick, because it’s easy money and it’s the limit, too.”
-
-The girl was playing with the ring, turning it around her finger
-aimlessly, never once looking and saying no word. Bill drained his
-glass, put it down, and then looked at the stage.
-
-“Do I get it now?” he asked abruptly.
-
-“Yes, now.”
-
-He held out his hand, palm upward, with a suggestive movement, and
-in just fifteen seconds it held an order on the Assay Office for the
-amount. It was as easy as going into a store and buying a blue flannel
-shirt. Thirty days later--a record for speed, by the way--the girl
-opened in San Francisco as the star in a farce comedy on which ten
-thousand dollars had been spent before the curtain went up. She had
-talent, but not enough to make good, and after a week’s losing run the
-play was shelved. She gained a lot of experience and had a suite of
-rooms at the best hotel in town, which was something for a girl who had
-previously been housed in an eight by ten. That was what gave her a
-running jump into the profession, so to speak. She landed on both feet
-now, but none of her friends would dare bring up the subject of the
-glorious West to her.
-
-That were best forgotten.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-WHEN FISTS WERE TRUMPS
-
-
-There was no reason why they should have called the play “The Casino
-Girls” except that it might have sounded attractive to the out-of-town
-people, and the word Casino, in the mind of the average manager, is
-always good for the money. But it was a good show, nevertheless, with
-lots of nice girls in tights and spangles, and you could spend two
-hours there about as well as you could anywhere.
-
-But this isn’t to be a story about a show in general, nor is it written
-with the object of handing a bouquet to the estimable gentleman who had
-the “Casino Girls” under his wing. He had troubles of his own, but he
-was paid for that. If some one would sit down beside me for an hour or
-so--that is, some one who knew--and tell me nice little stories about
-all of the girls--or shall I say ladies?--with that show, I am quite
-sure I would have enough material to last me for a good many weeks to
-come, and it wouldn’t be scandal, either. I should leave that for the
-religious papers and a few of the sanctimonious dailies.
-
-But it happens that just now I have only one good card up my sleeve, so
-I’ll play that for all it is worth, and then wait for something else to
-leak out and find its way to the mahogany desk where I do stunts like
-this one.
-
-You will have noticed if you have seen the show, one of the young
-women who is a bit more athletic than the others. She has a fist that
-can hand out a scientific punch and an arm to back it up. She wears
-tights with the rest of the crowd and doesn’t attract special attention
-until the olio is put on, and then she shines forth as a specialist.
-She punches the bag in a manner that is truly marvelous, and what she
-doesn’t do to that pear-shaped leather pendant couldn’t be done by
-anybody--man or woman.
-
-The medals dancing on her chest as she uppercuts and swings would
-signify that she is an artiste of more than usual merit, and the
-self-assurance and confidence she displays during the brief time she
-is on show that she is quite sure of herself and that she knows the
-business from the make-up box to the bow at the finish.
-
-Furthermore, in addition to her other accomplishments, she has been
-known to kick the crown of a hat held six feet from the floor, which,
-by the way, is no mean trick.
-
-Now a few turns of the leaves of the calendar backward, a wiping out
-of recent years, and you are at the beginning of the story. Not in New
-York, but in Ohio--the finish is in the big city, as all good finishes
-are.
-
-A good-looking, rugged girl was there; a normal girl whose only
-heritage was health, strength and ambition, which, by the way, in many
-cases, is better than money. She took in all the shows that came to
-town, and had about as good a time as any other girl could have under
-the circumstances. She didn’t get stage struck. She had no ambition to
-sing or dance before the public, nor did she give a rap about Romeo and
-Juliet. Nothing like that for her.
-
-You see her time hadn’t come and she had not yet struck her gait.
-
-The first intimation she had that she was stung with the theatrical bee
-when she saw a bag-punching act in which the man made many misses, but
-faked it through so that it looked like the real thing.
-
-That was what she had been waiting for all that time and she never knew
-it. The next day she bought a bag, had a platform rigged up and started
-in to practice. She worked in a woodshed, I think it was, with no one
-to teach her, and she hammered and punched until she was about ready to
-drop from exhaustion, but she never gave up. She would travel anywhere
-to see a bag-punching act and get a few tips, and although there were
-not many in the business at that time, especially out in Ohio, the few
-she did land told her all they knew and that wasn’t half enough.
-
-She had reached that stage when she was fairly good, but didn’t know
-it, when there blew into the town a 120-pound boxer of about the fourth
-class who could pound the leather just enough to get a salary that
-would pay his board and buy a few drinks, but the fact that he was
-a bag puncher was enough for her, so she made his acquaintance and
-hustled him around to her improvised gymnasium to show her what he
-knew. To her surprise there was nothing in his routine that she wasn’t
-familiar with, and when she went at the bag herself she did a few
-stunts that made him open his eyes in amazement.
-
-“Who put you next to that?” he asked.
-
-“No one; I learned it myself.”
-
-[Illustration: She has been known to kick the crown of a hat held six
-feet from the floor]
-
-“Ever do an act?” was the next question he shot at her.
-
-He had a quick mind--anybody has who knocks around on the road for a
-few seasons--and he was already beginning to figure.
-
-“No, but some day when I get good I am going to ask some kind manager
-to give me a chance.”
-
-“You don’t have to wait any longer, Sis; you can come with the show
-right away and we’ll do an act together.”
-
-Here was a meal ticket that would be good for many a hard winter when
-the other fellows were eating snowballs, and, if he could help it, it
-wasn’t going to get away from him.
-
-And that is the beginning of the story.
-
-It didn’t get away from him, for he married her as soon as he could
-find the money to pay a minister, and that didn’t take very long.
-
-He fixed up an act which might have been better, but which was good
-enough to get work with reasonable regularity. There was only one thing
-to it and that was her bag punching, and if it hadn’t been for his
-hustling around and getting dates he would have been a rank case of
-excess baggage. In the meantime, he was teaching her how to box, and
-when the act grew stale they had a boxing finish that never failed to
-go big with the crowd.
-
-All this time she was learning. She hunted up every bag puncher of note
-in the country and gathered in the tips, and when she wasn’t busy with
-anything else she was framing up something new for herself. All this
-tended to give her a muscular development that was worth having and
-that many an athlete would have been proud of.
-
-Her reputation was on the increase and she began to be known. The first
-step had been made, and it became a comparatively easy thing to get
-booking in Europe. The skate she was tied to began to swell up a bit,
-and during the seven days they were on the ship bound for Liverpool he
-got it into his head that he was the real one and that she was a side
-issue.
-
-“Don’t ever forget,” he said to her when they reached London, “that I
-am the real fellow. I dug you out of a woodshed and put you where you
-are now and if you try to get gay with me, I’ll send you back there,
-and I’ll get another one just as good as you are.”
-
-He thought he was the real candy boy, and he started in to cut a wide
-swath. He chased every petticoat that came along, blew in their joint
-salary at the cafes, and the only time she saw him was when they were
-doing their act.
-
-In Berlin she happened to walk in the cafe connected with the music
-hall at which they were working, and she saw him sitting at one of the
-tables trying to fill a 160-pound blonde with Rhine wine.
-
-“Don’t you think it is about time to cut this out?” she asked.
-
-“Didn’t I tell you to keep away from me and not butt in where you’re
-not wanted?” he said.
-
-“Yes; but I think I have something to say. I’m not a wooden image, am
-I?”
-
-“Who is this woman?” asked the blonde, languidly.
-
-“I’m his wife, if you want to know,” was the retort, “and anyone would
-think you had no home by the way you hang around here.”
-
-“Tell her to go away; she annoys me.”
-
-That was enough for the girl. With one swift jerk the blonde was pulled
-to her feet, then a vicious right hook found its way to her jaw, and as
-she dropped to the floor the “meal ticket” walked away.
-
-It was the first blow she had ever struck except in a friendly contest
-with the gloves, and it stirred her blood as nothing else had ever done.
-
-It did another thing--it set her to thinking, and from that time on she
-began a course of good, hard training.
-
-Something definite and tangible had become established in her mind
-and she was after it like a hound after a rabbit. She paid as little
-attention to him as if he had never existed, and he carried on his love
-affairs--very numerous ones they were, too--with a free hand. He became
-a hot proposition, and he blew like a drunken sailor on every girl
-who caught his fancy. She lived like an automaton, doing everything
-mechanically except the conditioning work she was engaged in. At every
-show they boxed together, and once in a while, when she would get a
-chance, she would whip in a hard one in order to lay bare his weak
-spots. One night she hit him in the stomach. It was a short, sharp,
-snappy punch, and she felt the shock of it up to her elbow.
-
-He turned white under his grease paint and then wobbled back a couple
-of paces.
-
-When they came together again he whispered savagely:
-
-“Cut those out or I’ll hand you one the next time.”
-
-“It was a slip,” she said. “I didn’t mean it.”
-
-“It’s a good thing for you that you didn’t,” he answered, surlily.
-
-From Berlin they went to the Casino, in Paris, and if the trick that
-was pulled off there had never happened I wouldn’t be writing this
-story.
-
-Paris to him was like a bone to a hungry dog and he was a hot sport
-from the night they hit the town, while she was a joke because she
-wouldn’t mix with the bunch and play the game of love on her own hook.
-
-But all the time she was getting ready for the stunt that was to give
-her revenge and freedom together.
-
-At last it came.
-
-When he stumbled into the dressing room one night he had the beginnings
-of a good-sized jag. He had been putting away his share of absinthe and
-he began to abuse her.
-
-“You’re a dead one,” he said, “and I don’t know what I ever saw in you.
-Here I’ve put you on your feet and give you the chance of your life to
-make good, but you don’t connect. Get in with the crowd and be a live
-one before it’s too late, for you’re getting to be a shine.”
-
-“What do you expect me to do when you are mixed up with a bunch of
-cheap soubrettes, and drunk half the time?”
-
-“Why, do the same as I do, of course. There’s that guy that came in
-last night and wanted to meet you. He’s got all kinds of coin, and----”
-
-“Shut up,” she cried, “what do you think I am?”
-
-“Not much.”
-
-She began working at her gloves viciously, pushing the padding away
-from the knuckles so as to leave the fist with as little covering as
-possible. You know the trick if you’ve ever seen boxers just before
-a contest. It isn’t considered the right thing to do, but when done
-properly makes a punch well landed about twice as effective. When she
-was through there wasn’t much hair in the centre of her gloves, and
-then they were ready to go on. They sang their opening song, juggled
-the Indian clubs, after which she went at the bag. That concluded, they
-were to go three rounds to a quick finish.
-
-They were ready.
-
-He went forward to the footlights to make the usual announcement.
-
-“My partner and myself will now box three exhibition rounds,” etc., etc.
-
-“Time.”
-
-When a man has been sparring exhibition rounds very long he is apt
-to grow a trifle careless, and to take chances that he wouldn’t take
-under ordinary circumstances. It was so in this case, and at the first
-rush he got a stiff, straight left in the mouth that brought the blood
-oozing from between his lips.
-
-“What the hell,” he began in amazement, but he didn’t finish, for she
-was on him in an instant and a short right went home to his ribs. He
-caught a look in her eyes that suddenly sobered him, and he began to
-stall and cover up. He retreated a few steps, and she said tauntingly:
-
-“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me, you cur?”
-
-He wavered for a moment and then she went after him again.
-
-He swung his right with all his might and caught her on the ear.
-Somewhere from out of the audience there came a sibilant hiss which
-was taken up by a hundred at once. She needed that punch just about
-that time, and it spurred her on, even though it hurt for a moment. She
-bored in, and throwing down her guard drove a right and left to his
-stomach--his weak spot. There was the place, but she had forgotten it
-in the excitement.
-
-He dropped heavily and awkwardly on his back, rolled over slowly and
-pulled himself to his feet. He came up with a realizing sense that
-he must protect himself against this woman who was taking an unfair
-advantage of him, and in his ears rang the shouts and applause of a
-delighted audience. He knew they were not for him, but he would fight,
-anyhow, and show them what he could do. They were to see that an
-American boxer was no slouch. He saw her standing there waiting, with a
-grim smile on her compressed lips and he made up his mind that he would
-knock that smile off. He straightened up and went at her like a bull.
-She didn’t back off as he thought she would, and when he pulled back
-his right he got a jolt on the jaw that turned him half way around. He
-went in again and she hit him in the stomach. When his head dropped his
-nose met an uppercut that made the blood spurt in a stream. The sight
-seemed to madden her and she went at him fiercely and vindictively.
-There was revenge behind every blow and she felt that she was evening
-up the insults and humiliation of a year. He was groggy and almost
-helpless and there was pandemonium in the audience. Some of the women
-had gone out, but those who had stayed had risen in their seats and
-were cheering on this American girl who was fighting like a man. She
-heard nothing and saw only the man she loathed and hated. She noted his
-puffed and bleeding face and knew she had him.
-
-“Put up your hands,” she said sharply.
-
-He obeyed mechanically and she walked over to him. He tried to cover
-up, but she feinted him into an opening, and then drove a straight
-right to his jaw and he flopped over in the wings crying:
-
-“I quit, I quit; I didn’t think you’d do this.”
-
-She didn’t even look at him as she went past to her dressing room.
-
-Ten minutes later he came in with a trace of his former bluster.
-
-“What are you trying to do, anyhow?” he began, but she shut him up.
-
-“I’ll lick you again right here if you don’t keep your mouth closed.
-From now on until the end of this engagement _I’m_ running this act,
-and I’m going to collect the money for it, too, and any time I catch
-you doing anything I don’t like _I’m_ going to beat your head off. Any
-time you think I can’t do it start something. In just two weeks more
-you can pack your clothes and shift for yourself, for I’m done.”
-
-That’s all.
-
-She has been shifting for herself ever since, and is doing pretty well,
-thank you.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: Rackets where pretty girls cut capers to the music of
-male voices]
-
-
-
-
-KID AND HIS TEN THOUSAND
-
-
-Just another restaurant scene with waiters and guests and steaming
-dishes and wine.
-
-It’s the same old thing, repeated many times a day, but it’s like a
-stage on which a thousand plays have appeared. The setting is always
-the same--it’s only the scene that changes.
-
-I just want to call your attention to that red-cheeked boy at the table
-over by the window. I said boy, although from the standpoint of years
-he is really a man. But he lacks experience to bring him to a man’s
-real estate. Years, you know, don’t always count in this world, that
-is, not in all things. In this woman is excepted, because years count
-for everything with her.
-
-This particular boy has just had his first experience, and that is
-the excuse for this story--if an excuse is needed. He has laid the
-foundation stone upon which he is going to build his life, and in the
-building he will use many stones of many colors, sizes and shapes.
-
-You see him sitting there disconsolate, miserable and wretched. His
-home, as luxurious a one as anybody would want, is not more than a
-dozen blocks away, and he will wind up there in the course of the next
-forty-eight hours, for he is practically broke.
-
-I call him The Boy With The Ten Thousand Dollar Bill.
-
-Just a few years ago his father died. A few weeks later the family
-lawyer was in the drawing room reading the will of the deceased, and
-near the end of the document he came to a clause which stipulated:
-
-“On his twenty-first birthday my son shall receive from the balance
-of moneys unexpended a bill of the denomination of $10,000 to do with
-as he shall see fit, and he shall not be asked to account for the
-expenditure of it to anyone in any way whatsoever.”
-
-That was a curious item for even a curious will, but the estate was big
-and the founder of that fortune felt evidently that he could afford to
-experiment with a mere ten thousand, even after his death, that the
-lesson might be of benefit to the heir.
-
-The object is obvious.
-
-The boy became of age, and on that day he received the bank note which
-to him seemed like a fortune, so he felt that he owned the world.
-
-A man can do a lot of good in New York with that amount of money, and a
-boy can do a lot of harm.
-
-This boy knew in advance the good fortune that was coming to him, and
-in looking around he made up his mind that the first thing a man of his
-means should buy would be an automobile costing $4,000, so the day he
-got the money he bought the car, and he received in exchange a bundle
-of crisp five hundred bills.
-
-He must have thought those bills represented the wealth of Croesus,
-or that they were magic, and no matter how many he might use, some
-mysterious agency would replace them.
-
-At 11.30 o’clock that night the new automobile was backed up against
-the stage door of a Broadway playhouse, and half an hour later it was
-filled with as many girls as could possibly be crowded in.
-
-In that startling way the boy with the big bill made his debut into the
-society of the line. He gave the girls a dinner that they are talking
-of yet, and before two hours had gone by they were calling him pet
-names and incidentally trying to get a line on the actual size of his
-bank roll. They worked individually, and each one could in fancy see
-herself installed in a fine house, mistress of unlimited means and the
-wife of an especially easy mark, made to order for a chorus girl.
-
-You see he was so liberal that he deceived them, although, as a matter
-of fact, young ladies with their wide experience ought to have known
-better, and have figured out the limit of his possibilities.
-
-These ten thousand dollars were left by the dead man to be a bait for
-the wolves, and he had arranged it so that the hand of his son should
-feed it to them bit by bit. There were other thousands behind these
-and they were to be protected by the knowledge of the fate of the ones
-which had gone before. It was willed that ten thousand dollars of
-experience might be bought with it, and the boy was doing his share of
-it very well. He left his home and took a nice little apartment so that
-he could have more liberty, which he needed just about that time. He
-lunched with a soubrette and dined with a singer. If he liked a show
-or fancied one of the girls in it, he engaged a box every night for
-the week. The crowd dubbed him The Little Millionaire, and he deserved
-the title, for he was certainly playing the star part, and he was
-always present at what are known as rackets where the chief source of
-amusement were girls who cut capers and danced to the music of male
-voices.
-
-His automobile, which always carried a bunch of freight from which
-ribbons and feathers fluttered, denoting the sex of the wearers, of
-course, shot up and down and in and out in a most spectacular manner,
-and it, as much as anything else, helped to make him popular.
-
-He must have known a bit about finance, for it looked to those who were
-watching his career as if he was spending about ten thousand a week,
-and so he got the reputation of doing--as sometimes happens in this
-world--that which was impossible.
-
-But through it all he never showed his hand.
-
-He was dining one night with an especially nice little girl of the
-stage to whom he had shown a lot of attention--which means in stage
-parlance that he had bought her presents worth accepting.
-
-They had come to the third bottle of wine, and to her way of thinking,
-the time seemed about ripe for what she had in mind.
-
-“A man who’s been in the business a long time was telling me the other
-night that I ought to have a show of my own,” she mused, as she sipped
-her wine.
-
-She had made a careful and skilful cast and she waited.
-
-“Why don’t you?” he asked presently.
-
-That was quicker action than she had dared to expect.
-
-“I ought to have done it two years ago when I had a friend that wanted
-to start me out on the road. Don’t you think I’m as good as Blanche
-Bates?”
-
-“How was it you didn’t go?” he queried, ignoring her question.
-
-“Well, you see, I didn’t like this party, and I wouldn’t accept favors
-from no one I didn’t like. It don’t cost much to put a show on if you
-know how, and there’s a lot of money in it if it’s a hit.”
-
-“About how much?”
-
-“Twelve or fifteen thousand dollars would do it up in great shape. I
-think a nice little comic opera would be good. The kind Lillian Russell
-has. All she makes good on is her looks and that’s not so much. I could
-take a few music lessons while the play was being fixed up and it
-wouldn’t be long before I could make them all sit up and look me over.”
-
-There was a moment’s pause and then she aimed at the bull’s eye:
-
-“What’s the matter with you backing it?”
-
-“That’s what I was just thinking about,” was the answer. “I’ll look
-into it and if it’s all right I’ll see my broker and give you a chance
-to see what you can do as a star.”
-
-He was talking like an old timer and he had her going in a minute. But
-that was only one of his jokes and for two weeks he kept it up. Then he
-told her of some enormous investments he had made which had tied him up
-temporarily, while she had to go around explaining to her friends that
-it was all off about what she had been telling them.
-
-There was one proposition this gay young sport hadn’t figured on, for
-all going out and nothing coming in makes a quick and, as a rule, a
-spectacular finish. A fellow starts out like a three-time winner and
-comes under the wire with nothing but a bundle of junk, without even
-knowing his right name.
-
-Two months of the three had gone by and the most remarkable part of the
-whole affair was that there was any money left. But toward the latter
-part of the game he had been growing wise, or he thought he was, at any
-rate. He stopped the five-dollar tips and he was cutting out a night
-here and there. He might have retired with honors if he hadn’t met
-Blanche.
-
-Good-looking, slick, clever Blanche, the regret of whose life was that
-she hadn’t met him first and got it all in one solid chunk. He didn’t
-know it, but he was made for Blanche, and what was more to the point,
-she knew it. In fact, there were very few things she didn’t know.
-
-His talk about his brokers didn’t switch her in the least. There had
-been a time in her life when she might have believed it, but that time
-had gone by. She had lived in a fool’s paradise just once and that was
-enough for her.
-
-He actually wanted to marry her, but she wouldn’t consider it for a
-moment, because she didn’t figure him out as a future proposition for
-more than a couple of thousand at the most.
-
-“You’re all right, Harry,” she said once, “but we won’t have any
-marrying just now. What we will do is go shopping. I want to furnish
-a flat so I can really have a home of my own and you will be just as
-welcome there as if you owned it yourself, so come along and we’ll pick
-the things out. You have very nice taste in such matters, I know, and
-we can have a good time buying.”
-
-Good speech that, and very nicely delivered, and he liked her well
-enough to find no flaw in it. But when the time really came for the
-buying there was something else she had to do, so she said:
-
-“Don’t you bother your head about this; just give me the money; I know
-what I want; I have the list all made out. I’ll buy them and fix them
-up and when everything is ready I’ll have you come up and look at them
-and tell me what you think. I know my taste is not as good as yours,
-but I’ll do the best I can.”
-
-Please bear in mind that he was only a boy--just twenty-one years
-old--then you will understand perhaps why it was he fell for so old a
-story.
-
-At this point you’ve got it all figured out. In your opinion she took
-the coin and simply faded away.
-
-Nothing of the kind.
-
-He saw her once every twenty-four hours at least and she reported
-progress, and then one day he got a note telling him to come up and see
-the new place.
-
-She received him at the door herself and if the little flat had been a
-palace she couldn’t have been more delighted. It was so very fine that
-when she told him she had gone into debt just a little bit he promptly
-asked how much and paid up without even so much as a murmur. It was so
-easy that she ought to have given it back to him a little while just to
-hold.
-
-When he went away he had a latch key and was about as proud a fellow as
-it was possible to be and walk straight.
-
-As in a play so in a story--the finish is everything.
-
-It must be good and it must be quick.
-
-The earlier parts of the story or the scenes may lag, but nothing like
-that will do at the end.
-
-Blanche had been on the stage, and consequently she knew the value of
-“finis.”
-
-He was to go on a hunting trip for a week, and in her opinion the
-critical moment had about arrived. She intuitively divined the end of
-the string. One night at a little dinner in the flat she talked to
-him about money matters, and such was the charm of her manner that
-presently he was telling her all about himself, and the romance of the
-ten thousand dollar bill.
-
-“And how much have you left of all this?” she asked softly.
-
-“Oh, I don’t know, about seven or eight hundred.”
-
-“Well, I think you’ve been very, very foolish. You’re going away on a
-week’s trip and a hundred really ought to do you. Just give the rest
-to me and I will take good care of it until you come back, and then
-you will have it. You want to be careful of what you have now; you are
-altogether too liberal, and you do too much for people.”
-
-That was the reason when he went away on that trip that he was a trifle
-shy financially, and so far to the bad that he had to borrow to get
-back in good shape.
-
-From the Grand Central station he took a cab to the flat. It seemed as
-though he couldn’t get there quick enough. He went up the stairs two at
-a time. He came to the door.
-
-There was a light, dim, but still a light, shining feebly over the
-transom. He put the key in the lock, turned it, opened the door and
-went in. He took four steps in the private hall. Then a man’s arm went
-around his neck and a voice asked:
-
-“What are you doing here?”
-
-He had nerve and he wasn’t the least bit flustered.
-
-“If you’ll let go that strangle I’ll tell you,” he said. “Where’s
-Blanche?”
-
-That was the opening for the story, which he told very well under the
-circumstances.
-
-“She never owned this furniture,” spoke up the man, when the tale had
-been concluded. “This flat is rented furnished. She left here about a
-week ago, and I live here now.”
-
-Now we get the curtain.
-
-He has finished his dinner, and he’s going home. That’s the best place
-anyhow. What right has a boy like that to be on Broadway with ten
-thousand dollars?
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: He often made an honest dollar teaching American women
-how to smoke “hop”]
-
-
-
-
-AN ORIENTAL NOCTURNE
-
-
-It’s just one little step--in New York, anyhow--from the Caucasian to
-the Oriental. As a matter of fact it’s only across the street, and that
-doesn’t count for any distance at all. The Chinese have settled down on
-that little part of the city which is split into wedge-shaped blocks
-by Mott, Pell and Doyers streets, very much like a flock of birds
-alight on some tree, and with apparently as little reason. They have
-brought with them their manners, their customs, their habits and their
-traditions. They have imported their own gods, and even the furniture
-for the joss houses. They have introduced to American men and women the
-choices of their Oriental vices, that of opium smoking, and they have
-provided places where their patrons may enjoy the drug. They wash your
-shirts and iron your collars; they take your money and smile at you;
-they go to your Sunday schools and sing hymns in queer cracked voices
-that would be worth big money to a comedian, and they profess to be
-converted to your way of thinking, but they are smooth and wise.
-
-They are never weaned from the worship of Confucius or Tao, or Buddha,
-as the case may be, but don’t you see when a Chinese wants to learn
-the language of the people with whom he lives, it is very nice to have
-as a teacher a nice looking girl, and the English of the Bible is no
-different than any other English. So, by saying he has foresworn the
-gods and the faith of his fathers, he gets his education directly from
-the red lips of a daughter of the white devils, and sometimes he puts
-on the finishing touches by marrying her.
-
-Can you beat it?
-
-Much he thinks of women, for in that Empire from whence he comes a
-woman is a chattel, a bit of merchandise, worth so much in money or
-goods, as the case may be, and he buys her as a white man buys a horse.
-She is his wife, his mistress, or his servant, and the price fluctuates
-accordingly.
-
-When Yen Gow, the slickest Oriental that ever cooked a pill, hit Mott
-street for the first time, he noticed that there were very few women of
-his race in the colony, and being a man who made money, no matter by
-what means, he considered it was an evil that he was in duty bound to
-remedy. He had a varied career, and among other things being an expert,
-he had taught American women how to smoke “hop.”
-
-Incidentally, it is pat to say here that Yen Gow represents a man and
-not a dummy, and that this story is absolutely true in every detail and
-is very far removed from fiction.
-
-If you haven’t what you want, get it, is a maxim practiced by a certain
-class of people in all countries in the world whose methods, both from
-a moral as well as a legal standpoint, are not considered to be exactly
-right. So being shy one female of his own blood and color, Yen took a
-3,000 mile ride to ’Frisco to remedy the defect. No one knows just how
-deep he had to dig for that slant-eyed lady, dressed in the clothes of
-a boy, whom he smuggled into the top floor of a Mott street tenement
-one night. But it was his investment, and he spent his money like
-another man would buy ground or buildings.
-
-He fitted the room up with couches and curtains and furniture, but
-first of all he fitted a good, strong lock to the door that couldn’t be
-tampered with either from the inside or outside unless one had the key.
-There was only one key and he had it. When you buy property that has
-feet you are not inclined to take chances.
-
-Having attended to all of the details that he considered necessary, and
-frightened the lady by telling her that the people of New York were
-cannibals who liked nothing better than Mongolian flesh, he began to do
-business.
-
-He first lounged into the fan-tan joint of Hop Lee on Pell street.
-
-“Have you ever heard of Moy Sen?” he asked.
-
-“Moy Sen; who is she?”
-
-“Who is she? Were you born yesterday? There are three hundred and
-twenty girls in ’Frisco, and they are as little like Moy Sen as the
-earth is like the sun. Why, the viceroy of the Shang-tuan province
-heard of her and sent an envoy with nothing to do but look at her and
-if she was what they said she was, to bring her back even if it cost
-him ten thousand taels.”
-
-“Did he get her?”
-
-“Can a child get a rainbow? She heard he was coming, so she dressed in
-the clothes of a working boy and ran away to New York.” He stepped a
-little closer and whispered: “She is here now.”
-
-Then he cunningly told his story, and when he had finished he had made
-it clearly understood for what purpose she was here, and added further
-that being an utter stranger she had placed herself under his care.
-
-“Now, if you care to see her I will take you.”
-
-Nothing could be simpler--nor plainer.
-
-In figuring up his profits--which were large--Yen Gow got into the
-habit of multiplying them by two, and then mentally cursing himself
-because he had not bought two slaves instead of one. With no conscience
-and no morals, he was a thing of stone whose only thought was the easy
-acquirement of money. If, by cutting off a finger or an ear from his
-chattel he could have increased her value, he would have done it with
-as little compunction as lopping off a chicken’s head.
-
-When the money didn’t come in fast enough he took to beating her, and
-it wasn’t long before the slim, brown body of the girl began to take
-on bluish spots where the knots in the rope had struck and left their
-imprint. She had never known there was such a thing in the world as
-love, but she began to hate with a fierceness and vindictiveness that
-any woman is capable of when she has been wronged, no matter of what
-race or nationality she may be.
-
-Revenge follows closely on the heels of a woman’s hate, and it is
-always deadly. One woman can hate another woman and still smile on her
-as if she was the dearest and best friend in the world, while she is
-waiting to let go her poisoned shaft. But she has no smiles for the
-man she hates any more than a cat will purr when it has just had an
-encounter with a dog.
-
-Many a night when the sightseeing crowds were going through Chinatown’s
-streets the girl looked at her captor, and let her tapering hand slip
-inside the loose fold of her silk blouse until it caressed the jade
-handle of a long, thin and keen-edged blade. If he had known how near
-death he was he would have put his back against the wall and pulled
-out that big American revolver he always carried in his sash. But not
-knowing he went along with his head up in the clouds.
-
-Because her heart was the heart of a woman she stopped feeling for the
-knife and set her mind on other things, such as any caged animal would
-under the circumstances. It was finally concentrated on the key--that
-slim piece of metal which he never let out of his keeping day or night.
-It gave her courage to live the life she was leading, and the thought
-spurred her on, for at last she had an object.
-
-The long, lean, gray wolf of the prairies will follow its prey for
-days. Hungry and thirsty and tired it will trail like a shadow, never
-once deviating from the heels of its victim. Through snow, and rain,
-and sleet, and wind, surmounting all obstacles it will stay until the
-end, and the end to the wolf always means the feast.
-
-Somewhere in the veins of this Chinese girl there must have been one
-drop of wolf blood, for once she set her mind upon the possession
-of that key she never wavered. It was before her night and day. She
-planned a thousand ways to get it, but never one was right. She watched
-him with furtive eyes, but for all the good it did, she might just as
-well have been looking out of the window of the dreary brick wall of
-the other building.
-
-Once when he was sleeping she crept silently to his side and felt for
-the inner pocket of his blouse. Slight as was her touch he must have
-felt it, for he moved uneasily and she fluttered to the floor like a
-leaf from a falling tree. She tried again, but with the same result.
-
-But out of what seems certain failure often comes success.
-
-“I am hungry; get me something to eat quick,” he demanded when he awoke
-in the morning.
-
-She started up and set about her work while he walked over to the table
-to get his water pipe. As she passed back and forth from cupboard
-to stove her glance fell upon the couch where he had slept, and for
-one brief moment it seemed as though she was going to fall. A sudden
-weakness came into her knees and it was with a great effort that she
-kept from crying out, for there in plain view was the key. In an
-instant she had it, and she had taken the first and easiest step to
-freedom.
-
-He smoked, then ate, then smoked again, but this last time it wasn’t
-tobacco that soothed him--it was opium, and when at last his drowsy
-eyes closed she was by the door pushing the key into the socket. It
-turned the lock. Then she opened the door, passed out and locked it
-on the outside. She ran down the steps as if she was pursued; out on
-the street, when the thought of those white devils--those eaters of
-human flesh--halted her in terror. But no one spoke to her and she was
-reassured. Across the way she saw the sign of a temple, and she made
-for it as a shipwrecked sailor makes for land. She went up one flight
-of very dark and very dirty stairs and then saw a half-opened door. She
-peeped in. The room was empty, but at the back were the images of the
-gods she knew in China; before them was the shrine, and back of them
-was the sacred place where no one dared go.
-
-But nothing is sacred where terror is, and before ten seconds of time
-had been ticked off by the clock on the wall she was nestling at the
-heels of Kwon Guet, the God of Might, the safest spot in all the
-quarter.
-
-If you will notice when you visit a Chinese joss house you will observe
-that there is nothing thin nor weak about the keeper. He looks like a
-man who loves the good things of life and gets them, too. His life is
-one of ease and he feasts like a nabob. When a Chinese wants a favor
-from a joss he first sends offerings of food. These are put in fine
-dishes and placed on the altar. Then he prays, and begs that this feast
-be accepted in the same spirit in which it is sent. He may believe or
-he may not believe that that thing of wood eats what he has left, but
-the keeper knows and waxes fat. Many a time has he smacked his lips
-over a sucking pig, roasted to a turn, and chickens are on his daily
-bill of fare.
-
-Two hours after the girl had gone through the open door the keeper
-awoke. He yawned and then stretched himself, leisurely. He was in no
-hurry, for he knew there was a breakfast awaiting for him on the altar,
-and it was such a breakfast as a man of his distinction was entitled
-to. He knew to a grain of rice what had been put there the night before
-just as he had known it for years.
-
-Presently he was ready and he sauntered out of his little room with no
-unseemly haste. The wick in the vessel of olive oil was burning with a
-steady glow and the faces of the gods were as placid and emotionless as
-the day they left the carver’s shop in Pekin.
-
-“Ai yei.”
-
-He rubbed his eyes and stepped back a pace in alarm.
-
-One of the dishes was empty. It was as bare and clean as the palm of
-his hand. He ran back to the room in the rear and roughly woke his
-assistant.
-
-“You have eaten before me, you swine,” he shouted.
-
-“Eaten?” queried the other. “I have not eaten since yesterday.”
-
-“Come and look then.” Together they both went, and when they arrived at
-the altar another dish had been taken.
-
-The keeper looked up at the stolid countenance of Kwon Guet, saw a
-shred of the white meat of a chicken and a grain of rice on his lower
-lip, and then dropped face downward on the floor as if he had been shot.
-
-He grovelled in abject terror while the assistant gazed at him with
-wondering eyes, until he, too, looked up, saw the same sight, and then
-he went down beside his master. There they both lay until combining
-their courage, they crept fearfully backward beyond the range of the
-vision of those green jade eyes.
-
-“It is a curse,” whispered the keeper, and the other nodded his head,
-too frightened to speak.
-
-That was only the beginning, for as fast as the offerings were brought
-they disappeared, and nothing was left but empty dishes. For eight days
-this continued, and then, on the night of that day, the keeper, grown
-bold, found the desire to see a god eat growing in his heart. So when
-the lights in the shops had gone out and the noises in the street had
-died down to whispers, he went out into the darkened temple and sat in
-a corner with his back against the wall. The flickering lamps burned
-dimly and cast long shadows across the bare floor and with solitude
-came fear. He looked at the heaped-up dishes hungrily and then at the
-joss, but the religion of his ancestors held him fast, and what might
-have been nothing more nor less than a block of wood to another man of
-another race was something to him that was endowed with the power to
-pardon and punish or even cause instant death.
-
-Suddenly there came to him a noise like a sigh, long-drawn out and
-deep, and as he shrunk back still further in his corner he felt the
-blood in his veins run cold. A dish moved and his lower jaw dropped as
-though he had been stricken with death. Something seemed to wind itself
-about that bit of crockery and drag it slowly in until it disappeared,
-but there was no sound. His breath came in gasps and he felt as if he
-would choke. Then he saw the dish replaced with the food gone. Those
-same unseen hands took another one and still another, but he didn’t
-see, for he had sagged down in a lifeless heap and terror had numbed
-his senses. As he went over he groaned aloud, and there was a sudden
-movement back of the altar which almost caused Kwon Guet to topple over.
-
-At three o’clock in the morning Chuck Connors, with his hands thrust
-deep in his trousers pockets, was walking along Mott street, homeward
-bound, when a Chinese girl came running out of the joss house door. So
-great was her speed that she almost collided with him.
-
-“Ha, there, git onto yerself,” said Chuck, putting up his hands to fend
-off an imaginary blow: “wot are yer tryin’ ter do--shoot de shoots?”
-
-“Velly much aflaid,” said the girl, looking behind her.
-
-“Well, wot de yer t’ink uv dat,” said Chuck, “Who’s chasin’ yer,
-anyhow?” and he took a step toward the doorway.
-
-But she wouldn’t have it that way, and taking hold of his arm she
-almost dragged him away from the place. Chuck knows a little Chinese
-and a lot of pidgin-English, and he managed to get some kind of a story
-out of the girl, and then he took her home and put her in the care of
-Mrs. Chuck until the morning. The next day she was taken to a mission
-house in Brooklyn, where she stayed until one night when a sporty
-laundryman smuggled her away to Savannah, Ga.
-
-The joss-house keeper buys his grub now, and he’s looking a bit thin.
-Incidentally he pays more attention to the temple than ever before.
-
-So, you see, good comes out of everything.
-
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-
-
-
-
-A COMMERCIAL TRANSACTION
-
-
-The turn of a street corner, the going this way instead of that, the
-casual introduction to a certain woman, and a thousand other things
-often prove the turning point in life, sometimes for good and sometimes
-for bad. To every man opportunity comes once at least. The successful
-ones are those who have recognized their chance and taken prompt
-advantage of it. But anyone can preach a sermon, and money doesn’t
-always follow in the footsteps of education.
-
-That will do for a starter to this story of a woman, a dinner and two
-men. You will notice that the woman comes first, the dinner next, and
-the men last, which is as it should be. Women should always be in the
-lead, which fact will be more fully recognized when their ability and
-genius become more generally understood and appreciated.
-
-The dinner in this story changed the current of three lives so abruptly
-that it almost became a tragedy, and if you like you can take this as
-a moral, and beware of dinners, unless, of course, you are looking for
-a change, in which event you can take this as a tip and dine with the
-crowd early and often and see what happens.
-
-[Illustration: There was disclosed the figure of a young woman rather
-scantily clad]
-
-The son of a wealthy Eastern brewer, born with a gold spoon in his
-mouth, and taught to believe that the world was made for his especial
-benefit, after blazing his way along the White Light thoroughfare for
-a few years, and making a name for himself as a spender of rare
-ability, took it suddenly into his head to reform. A good many hard
-nights had brought out a crop of fine wrinkles at the corners of his
-eyes, and high living had added several inches to his waist line. But
-he was still good looking and ruddy cheeked, and there were a number of
-charming ladies living on certain side streets who knew him well enough
-to call him by his first name, and who were always glad to see him
-whether he did the sucker trick of opening bad wine at $5 a throw or
-not. In his mind the first step toward reformation meant marriage with
-some nice respectable young woman who had been correctly brought up,
-and whose family tree would bear investigation, and as his income was
-somewhere in the neighborhood of $30,000 it wasn’t hard to find what he
-wanted, for ninety-nine women out of a hundred would cheerfully fasten
-themselves to a monstrosity if there was a bank book in the inside
-pocket.
-
-He picked out the girl he proposed to turn from a Miss into a Mrs.,
-paid attention to her for thirty days without a break, then he proposed
-and was accepted, and the date of the marriage was set for two months
-later. It was a case of thirty and sixty days, with no discounts off.
-
-It is usual in a case of this kind to give a farewell dinner to the
-bunch, to have one last good drunk and then a laborious climb aboard
-the water wagon until after the honeymoon. So he hunted up one of his
-best friends and told him the glad news.
-
-“Never again for me,” he said, “and all the Dotties and Lotties and
-Totties can strike my name off their lists, for I’m going to marry,
-old man, and settle down to business. But I’m going to have one big
-blaze before I go, and I want you to get it up, for you can lay out a
-dinner better than anyone I know, and besides, I’m going to have you
-for my best man when I get hitched. Now go as far as you like and damn
-the expense. Have a stag with all the good fellows there that we know,
-and we’ll set off a few fireworks that will give them something to talk
-about.”
-
-The banquet room of a big hotel was engaged, and the French chef got
-an order to lay out a spread that would make an old Roman feast look
-like a Bowery beef stew. Then the enterprising best man, who was
-something of a high roller himself, set his wits to work to devise a
-novelty that would top anything in the banquet line ever seen in New
-York after the lights were turned on. About fifty invitations went out,
-and in response to them on one eventful Saturday night, half a hundred
-dyed-in-the-wool sports, of the kind who buy diamond rings for little
-ladies who dance well, settled themselves in very comfortable chairs,
-and prepared to have the time of their lives and wish good luck to the
-man who was going to become respectable. The dinner was only a side
-issue, for it was to be nothing more nor less than one great drunk, and
-that was understood from the start. So the wine flowed as freely as
-water in the spring when the melting snows flood the brooks and swell
-the rivers, and for every five men there was one waiter to see that no
-one went thirsty. From ten until twelve the black-jacketed servitors
-drew corks and filled glasses, and then the best man pulled himself to
-his feet, propped himself between the arm of his chair and the table
-and commanded order that he might be heard.
-
-“There is a pudding coming,” he began, “and in view of the fact that
-I invented it myself I would like to have you fellows sit up and take
-notice.”
-
-Then he motioned to the head waiter and sank back in his chair. Five
-men, each one holding up his end of a platform about four feet square
-on which was a monstrous concoction of pastry, staggered in. A vacant
-place had been cleared on the table, and when it was placed in position
-a yell went up from the crowd.
-
-“I’ll take a slice off the top,” sang the bridegroom, as he waved a
-glass of wine aloft.
-
-“Cut it, Bill,” said the best man, and one of the waiters, grinning,
-went at it with a huge carving knife. He slit it from top to bottom in
-two places, and as the crust crumbled away half a dozen birds fluttered
-out, and when the pastry cook’s creation was demolished there was
-disclosed a young woman rather scantily draped and with a figure worth
-missing a train for.
-
-“Good evening, gentlemen,” she said, smiling, and then she stepped out.
-
-People who make a study of such things will tell you for every man
-in the world there is just one woman who belongs to him. They may be
-thousands of miles apart, and it may so happen that they will never
-meet, but the fact remains that they were intended for each other just
-the same. He may marry and she may marry, but there will be no real,
-true happiness until they live their lives together. When this girl,
-trim and slim but shapely, stood on the table, the man who was going to
-be married looked on her and knew then that there was no other woman
-in the world for him--not even the one whom he had promised to marry.
-The others stood up and cheered and applauded her, while he sat there
-staring almost stupidly. Her bronze hair tumbled down over her bare
-shoulders and her laughing eyes took in the scene.
-
-“And who is the one who is going to be married?” she asked smilingly.
-“I want to drink with him.”
-
-“Get on your pins, old man, and drink with the lady,” called one, and
-he obediently arose and held a glass of wine toward her.
-
-“So you are the one?” she asked, looking him over critically. “Well,
-here is that the woman you marry is as good a fellow as you look to be.”
-
-That was at midnight.
-
-When the clock struck two every guest was still in his place, and
-seated in the lap of the man at the head of the table--the host, the
-man who was to marry, become straightened out, and shake the crowd--was
-the girl. He had one arm around her, and they were drinking out of the
-same glass. Of course it wasn’t at all proper, but you see everything
-goes at a bachelor’s dinner, and in view of the fact that this was
-a last wild fling, apparently, it was all right. It was nobody’s
-business, anyhow, for a man may do as he likes even if he is on the
-verge of his own wedding.
-
-“You will surely call,” she was saying between sips.
-
-“Surely,” was the answer, “if you will allow me.”
-
-“And if I don’t?”
-
-“Then I will call anyhow.”
-
-“Now you’re just the kind of a man I like,” she whispered. “But what
-are you going to do after you’re married?”
-
-“I don’t think I will marry,” he said; “at least I’ll not marry the
-girl I intended. You and I are going to talk that over, because----”
-
-“Why, I’ve only known you about two hours.”
-
-“It wouldn’t make any difference if you’d only known me two minutes, it
-would be just the same.”
-
-“I suppose so, but you see a good many men have talked to me like that,
-and promised me everything, but it’s always the same in the end. Men
-say things that they mean at the time, but it doesn’t last.”
-
-He was really in earnest, though he was drunk, and the next afternoon,
-when he was sober enough to know what he was doing, he wrote a note
-to his _fiancee_, telling her that he was sorry, but it was all off.
-There were reasons, of course, but he couldn’t explain, and would she
-kindly release him from his engagement, which had been entered into too
-hastily, etc., etc. You know the old story.
-
-In the end he got his freedom in a tear-stained letter, then he went
-and threw a high-ball under his belt and squared away for the pudding
-girl.
-
-She was making about $40 a week and living at the rate of about $150,
-it didn’t take a wise man to see that, and so he was on the moment he
-looked over the ranch. But it cut no figure with him at all, for he was
-too well satisfied to be bothered about a trifle like that, especially
-at the start of the hunt, so he took things as they came and made the
-best of them.
-
-One night he was there, and they had become confidential.
-
-“Who did it all?” he asked, as he waved his hand to take in the
-elaborate furnishings of the room.
-
-“So you have reached the curious stage?” she asked. “What do you want
-to know for?”
-
-“Because I think so well of you that I want to do all this sort of
-thing myself. Who did it?”
-
-She looked thoughtfully out of the window for a moment, and then, as if
-she had suddenly made up her mind, she turned and said:
-
-“Would it make any difference to you if you knew?”
-
-“Not a bit.”
-
-“Not even if it was someone whom you knew?”
-
-“Not even then.”
-
-When she told him the name it was that of his best friend, the one who
-was going to be his best man at the wedding.
-
-Here was a complication.
-
-Now you can see what an apparently harmless dinner did.
-
-It wasn’t very long ago, so it’s only a step down to the present day.
-
-The Hungarian gypsy band in a big cafe uptown was playing its head off,
-and every table was occupied. Over in one of the corners--a choice
-position, by the way--at a table on which were half a dozen empty wine
-bottles, sat two men and a woman. If you will look at them again you
-will notice that their faces are very familiar. Yes, that’s right, it
-is the pudding girl, the brewer’s son and the man who was going to be
-next to the real one at the big show when two were made one and the
-minister was paid double for working overtime. All three are a bit
-unsteady, naturally, for the soldiers on the table tell the story,
-consequently they are well primed for a scene of this kind.
-
-The brewer’s son is talking to the other man, and the girl is playing a
-listening part, and playing it well.
-
-“You only think you love,” he says, “but all you have done is to spend
-a few hundred dollars--or thousands, it makes no difference. You’d
-spend it anyhow in some other way. I’ve broken off my marriage for her,
-and that’s something. You’re a friend of mine and why don’t you let go?”
-
-“That’s all right, and I agree to what you say. I haven’t the money I
-once had, and I don’t think I can keep the pace up much longer, but I
-don’t want to see Maud go up against it. She’s used to nice things.
-Suppose the Governor turns on you and cuts you off, what are you going
-to do then? You won’t have any more chance than I have. I know you’re
-all right now, but Maud’s got to be taken care of, and if I can do
-anything to put her on Easy Street I’ll do it.”
-
-He reached for a half empty bottle and refilled his glass. He drank
-slowly and when he had finished he went on.
-
-“Have you got as much as $10,000?” he asked, abruptly.
-
-“Easy that.”
-
-“I mean ready money?”
-
-“Yes, ready money.”
-
-“Then I’ll tell you what I’ll do. You put $10,000 in the bank in Maud’s
-name and I’ll quit, but you also got to promise me that you will look
-after her and do everything for her that she wants. How about that,
-Maudie, all right?”
-
-As he spoke he patted her caressingly on the shoulder while the
-brewer’s son, flushed to the roots of his hair with the wine he had
-drank, dived into an inside pocket for his check book.
-
-“Will you be the best man, Joe?”
-
-“Best man for what?” the girl spoke for the first time.
-
-“For our wedding, of course.”
-
-“Not so you can pay any particular attention to it. You’ll have to
-chloroform me to get me in front of a minister. I’m no Sunday-school
-scholar, and no man can own me. I believe every woman should be
-independent, and when a woman marries she not only sacrifices her
-freedom, but herself. I like you both, and I’m glad to know that I’m
-worth $10,000 to you,” and she nodded toward the brewer’s son. “For
-that I’ll play fair with you, and if we ever agree to disagree we’ll
-do it like two good fellows. Joe, don’t forget to come around and take
-dinner with us once in a while, will you?”
-
-P. S.--A story in a daily newspaper published later tells about the son
-of a wealthy brewer committing suicide by shooting, in his home in a
-town near New York. The cause for the rash act is not known. Strange
-that it should be the man who was going to reform, but didn’t, isn’t it?
-
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-
-
-
-
-THE END OF THE ROAD
-
-
-They call them _demi mondaines_ and _nymphs du pave_ in Paris, and it
-doesn’t sound so bad, but here a spade is called a spade with coarse
-brutality and vice doesn’t receive even a very thin coating of veneer.
-
-Take a walk any night along the streets where women congregate--you
-know the kind of women I mean--and study the faces. Look for weakness,
-and strength, and character. Look for good and evil. You don’t have to
-be a mind reader, just a plain, ordinary, everyday sort of a man with
-average intelligence.
-
-If you look for the outward signs of degradation in the uptown
-districts you’ll be disappointed; you’ll have to turn your face
-and your steps Batteryward to find that. Vice has a degrading and
-demoralizing influence and its victim, in following that unwritten law
-of nature that governs the universe, is ever on the downward path.
-In some cases it is a gentle descent, while in others it is simply a
-series of steps each one lower than the other, and at the last there is
-nothing but pity for the poor devils of women to whom no man lifts his
-hat or bows his head, and who cease to live in merely existing.
-
-And for eight out of every ten there are eight men somewhere whose
-hands gave the push that sent them on the downhill road.
-
-But once in a while--once in a very great while--justice comes to a
-man as it did in this case, and that’s the story.
-
-[Illustration: She had such a superb figure that she once posed for a
-sculptor]
-
-Locked up securely in the City Prison like a rat is locked in a trap,
-or a dangerous beast is fastened behind iron bars, is a pretty little
-black-eyed French girl.
-
-Julie, her name is, and those who see and talk to her find in her
-a great charm; a charm, that had she been placed in a different
-atmosphere or had the lines of her life been cast in different places,
-would have been so far-reaching as to make her a power. She had such a
-charming figure that she once posed for a sculptor. Many a woman’s hand
-has shaped the course of destiny in this world of ours, and the power
-behind the throne usually wears petticoats.
-
-This Julie takes her imprisonment calmly, because she is a philosopher
-by force of circumstances. She knows the metal bars can resist her,
-consequently she doesn’t throw herself against them and there are no
-tears in her eyes because she can never cry again. She doesn’t know
-what they will eventually do to her and she doesn’t care. If it is
-decreed that she shall go forth free, good; then she will go. If it
-is decreed that for the rest of her life she shall be doomed to wear
-that narrow blue prison stripe, she will at least be fed and housed
-and cared for, and on rainy, stormy days she will be under shelter and
-not compelled to walk the streets with dripping skirts until the gray
-morning comes over the roof tops.
-
-You see, she has the comforting creed of a fatalist--that what is to be
-will be, and that one thought is to her like a narcotic--she sleeps at
-nights.
-
-Because of that she doesn’t hear the moans and sobs of the woman in the
-next cell, who has the feathery crime of petit larceny hanging over her
-head instead of murder. A mere trifle which means nothing more than a
-few weeks--or months at the most--in jail. A rest like the going away
-from the hot city streets when July comes, as the rich people do, or to
-the South when winter winds blow. A place where the thermometer always
-registers about the same and the meals come regularly, which is not a
-thing to be despised by anyone, much less a woman of the lower half.
-
-If the life of this Julie were to be told year by year it would take
-a book of many thousands of pages, and the pathos, comedy and tragedy
-would be about evenly divided. You would have the tale of how she once
-asked a man if he had change of a $50 bill. Then when he pulled out his
-money she grabbed the roll, cried out: “Here comes the police,” and
-dashed into a hallway in the twinkling of an eye. It was a good joke
-and she spent the proceeds for a new dress, for she was of the kind who
-make even jokes profitable.
-
-That she was saved from arrest many times was due to the fact that
-she stood in with the police, and she was considered to be one of the
-most successful stool pigeons in the business. She was born with the
-instinct of the hunter, and hunter she was. In her own inner circle,
-however, she was known as The Slasher, and was feared accordingly.
-
-It came about in this way.
-
-She and another woman of the streets were rivals in many ways. When
-they first met they took an instinctive dislike to each other. The
-other one was a blonde, tall and stately--the kind you read about in
-cheap novels. She was an English girl, and when it came to a knockdown
-and drag-out argument she was able to deliver the goods in fine shape.
-Their first quarrel was over nothing, and before it was finished
-the lady with the golden tresses had taken her French sister by the
-shoulders and flung her down an area bruising her badly.
-
-The Latin blood in the black-eyed one boiled, and she cried out for
-revenge, which she proceeded to work up in a truly Latin manner. She
-made friends with her former enemy, said that she was in the wrong and
-was sorry for what had happened, and that she wanted to be forgiven.
-The blonde fell like a farmer before Hungry Joe, and they both went off
-to celebrate. The celebration consisted in tucking away many cocktails
-and highballs, and inside of two hours the British lady was a sodden
-wreck, and so helpless that she had to be carried to her room on the
-second floor rear of a house of no reputation.
-
-Julie stayed with her long enough to pull out a razor and cut three
-gashes from the bridge of her nose across one cheek. Then she slipped
-out and went on her way as though nothing had ever happened to give her
-a moment’s worry.
-
-That little stunt put the blonde out of business, in that section of
-the city, at least. It is said she went further downtown, where there
-is less of a premium on beauty and style.
-
-Like other women of her caste Julie found it necessary to have a
-protector, and when she first appeared in the role of hunter she cast
-about for one who would suit--one who would fight her battles and upon
-whom she could lavish the affection that was not bought, or that still
-remained unsold.
-
-Being a good looking girl, educated up to a certain point, and with
-pleasant ways--the kind of ways a man would look for in a girl if he
-was selecting a wife--she had no trouble in attaching to herself a
-young fellow who was a good mate for her. She let it be understood at
-the start that he was to belong to her and that he was to be at her
-beck and call. She wanted to revel in the joys of complete ownership.
-
-He was willing enough, and in fact it rather suited him, because he
-came into immediate possession of a wife, a home and income.
-
-It is to be supposed there was some affection in the case, for it
-wasn’t a cold business proposition. It was bad enough, even from the
-best side, but she liked him in a way--you can put the word love in
-here if you like--but I am of the opinion that her feeling was that of
-a dog-like devotion, and his was one of knowing a good thing when he
-saw it.
-
-But she was jealous, too.
-
-“If I see you speaking to any of the other girls,” she said to him
-once, “I will leave you right away.”
-
-That was in the early stages, and now notice how a woman’s affection
-shifts.
-
-“If you flirt with any of those girls I will kill myself,” she said six
-months later.
-
-First she would leave him and then she would kill herself.
-
-That brings the tragedy to the last stage.
-
-“I will kill you.”
-
-There are no peaceful lives cast in such a groove as that.
-
-He began to grow a bit tired of her, even though the money did come
-to him regularly. You see, he had no occupation, and he had to do
-something with his time, and that something wasn’t good.
-
-Then it was that the quarrels began, a few words at first, but
-gradually increasing in bitterness until one night he came in half
-drunk and taking her by the throat almost strangled her. She said
-afterward that she thought she was gone, because red lights danced
-before her eyes.
-
-But she was game and didn’t whimper, not even when he struck her in the
-face with his clinched fist and threw her to the floor. She took her
-medicine gamely, for she realized intuitively that it was her medicine,
-and it was a part of the life she was leading.
-
-The strange part of it all was that she never shed a tear.
-
-Her neck hurt her, and when she looked in the mirror she saw the marks
-of his strong fingers and in that instant she was a changed woman. The
-flickering flame of her affection turned to a steady glow of hate and
-from that moment she began to figure on revenge. She stood still and
-white and cold, and every tick of the clock on the mantel was a stroke
-of doom for him. There was nothing melodramatic about her at this stage
-of the game, for her street training served to make her calm at times.
-
-Woman-like, she at once took up with another champion and this time she
-picked out a man who was peculiarly fitted by force of circumstances
-to help her. He was to be not so much a companion as stepping-stone,
-and in that she simply followed out the natural instinct of the average
-woman who purrs and strikes indiscriminately and who makes merchandise
-and capital of her favors.
-
-“He beat me,” she told this new one in talking of the one who had been
-supplanted, “and I want you to help me get even.”
-
-The promise was made on this tainted honeymoon and for one hour every
-night they went out together looking for their prey in all of the
-places where he had been known to go.
-
-For two weeks it was a fruitless search, and then the news came to her
-in an indirect way that he had been seen in the old haunts.
-
-The good pot-hunter never really hunts--he lures the game to the
-decoy--and because she had been years upon the trail she at once
-corrected her first mistake and sent a letter as bait--a tender missive
-full of regrets and endearing terms; such a letter as only a woman
-could write--a letter like a silken bandage to blind the eyes and shut
-out the real view of things.
-
-It came to his hand as she had expected it would, and when the time
-arrived he hurried to the rendezvous to heal the breach and once more
-place himself on friendly terms with his income.
-
-There are enough facts in this story to carry it, but it is not an
-absolutely correct recital. There are reasons why it should be changed
-and so I have changed it, but not enough to destroy its identity.
-
-On that street at night, with people hurrying to and fro, they came
-face to face, but before he could speak to her, the other man stepped
-out and seized him.
-
-“Come with me, I want you,” he said roughly, and he wheeled him around
-with a deft movement. There was no other word spoken and only for an
-instant was there a brief struggle.
-
-All the while the woman had been fumbling at her bosom before she drew
-out a pistol.
-
-Her time had arrived.
-
-She levelled it at the retreating back of the held man and pulled the
-trigger. A child couldn’t have missed a shot like that, and the bullet
-bored into his back, throwing him forward slightly.
-
-It had been her intention to shoot but once and make that one shot do
-the work, but when she saw that he was hit the lust of blood came on
-her and she pulled the trigger twice more, each bullet finding its
-mark, before a policeman ran up and threw one arm around her neck
-and with the free hand took hold of the still smoking weapon. It was
-the old trick of the force taught to probationers before they are
-considered fit to go forth and guard the public interests.
-
-While her victim was slipping slowly downward to the pavement she
-screamed, with as clear an intonation as if she wanted to be sure it
-would be a matter of record:
-
-“And now he will never beat me again.”
-
-Half a dozen men carried the limp dead body into a store and she was
-taken there, too, and such was her ferocity that she tried to kick the
-corpse of her quarry.
-
-“He beat me, he beat me,” she shouted, “and now he will never beat me
-again. If I had not killed him he would have killed me.”
-
-[Illustration: Disguised as a sailor boy she shipped on one of Uncle
-Sam’s ships]
-
-
-
-
-THE THROWBACK
-
-
-One of the greatest schools in the world is Little Old New York, where
-anyone can learn anything and anyone can do anything--or do anybody
-if they should happen to have but a modicum of brains and native
-shrewdness.
-
-It is the haunt as well as the home of the crook; the respectable
-trickster; the lady who works and the lady who doesn’t. The
-amalgamation of many races and many creeds has tended to produce
-cleverness and wit to a high degree.
-
-One of the greatest of financiers comes from Russian peasant blood on
-one side and poverty-stricken French on the other. In the blood of a
-Tenderloin queen there is Irish and Spanish, and it is hard to tell
-which side has contributed the most beauty. The combination of races is
-the chrysalis--the female product is the moth.
-
-In the squalid tenements of the East Side there is beauty in embryo and
-the figures of Venus are barely hidden by cheap calico wrappers.
-
-Where the Poles are settled, voluptuous women are wedded to weak,
-undersized men, and the result is either very good or very bad,
-according to the domination of the sex. Very beautiful flowers often
-grow and bloom in loathsome places, and many a handsome woman who rides
-in state along the avenue wouldn’t care to have her antecedents known
-to the world.
-
-There is such a thing as pre-natal influence, and a throwback, taking
-on the good or bad characteristics of a previous generation, is an
-accepted fact.
-
-And now we will introduce the lady as she sits in the courtroom,
-smiling as though she hadn’t a care or responsibility in the world.
-She has the innocent face of a child and the manner of a cherub, if
-you know what that is. If an artist were to paint her portrait in one
-of her moments of relaxation he might be justified if he called it
-“Innocence.”
-
-“She’s a peach, all right,” remarks a court officer, and that means a
-lot when it comes from such a source.
-
-She has the blonde hair and the fair complexion of the Teuton, and the
-black eyes of the Slav--a rare combination, if you’ll take my word for
-it. She’s coy, and winning and demure, but with a brain so active that
-nothing to her is impossible.
-
-Two generations ago a dashing, handsome young lieutenant of the German
-army fell in love with a sloe-eyed girl who had been born of Slav blood.
-
-He was brilliant but discreditable.
-
-His romances and intrigues were many, and his expenses were about four
-times what his income warranted. One day he forged a check, and when
-he skipped over the border to escape arrest he left the woman and a
-baby girl in a cheap room with not enough money to keep them a week. He
-forgot them as utterly as if they had never existed, so in the course
-of time she who gave up honor added to that her life.
-
-She died in the hospital of a disease that is not mentioned in
-the medical books, and the youngster was shipped to a charitable
-institution. At the age of nineteen this waif, orphaned, and stolid of
-character, with not even good looks to recommend her, had by dint of
-hard work and frugal living, saved up enough money to take a ship for
-America, the land of gold, where fortunes were made by simply wishing
-for them.
-
-Half way across the sea she came to the notice of an Irish sailor, and
-by some strange turn in the inexorable wheel of fate, they fell in
-love with each other; he with his brogue, and she with knowledge of no
-language except that of the Fatherland.
-
-Their courtship was over a rugged road, but it came to a happy
-conclusion, for before the ship sailed on her return voyage they were
-married with the aid of an obliging minister assisted by a Castle
-Garden interpreter, and Connell--that was the sailor’s name--was
-looking for a job alongshore.
-
-Two scantily furnished rooms was the best they ever knew, and in those
-two rooms the wife who talked broken English with a Limerick accent
-died, but not until she had left a blonde baby girl with the fair
-complexion of that dashing lieutenant.
-
-As she grew up, the public school gave her an education, and when she
-was old enough she got work in an office. She was the belle of the
-ward, and that old longshoreman father was very proud of her. But
-before that she had one little adventure that is really worth a story
-by itself, and it shows the kind of a girl she is. She had a little
-love affair with a sailor on one of Uncle Sam’s warships, and when
-he was ordered to Cuba she took it into her head to go along. It was
-arranged that she was to take the name and place of a fellow who was
-about to desert. She came near getting away with the trick, and as it
-was she lasted for ten days before she was found. Then, after a brief
-interview with the commanding officer, she was put ashore when harbor
-was reached, and enough money was given her to get back to New York.
-
-It was a clean case of throwback to the army ancestor, and the
-resemblance was so great that she might have been his sister. She held
-her head high, as became that one strain of good blood, good enough to
-stiffen her pride, but not good enough to shape her morals, for the
-taint was there in its full strength.
-
-The elderly business man who employed her began flirting with her
-mildly, and he wound up by falling desperately in love, and so hard was
-he hit that at the end of six months she was installed in a handsome
-apartment at which he was a constant visitor. He took the one step that
-always leads to another, so that by the time twelve months had been
-rolled off on the calendar he had made her home his home, much to the
-detriment of his own respected domicile.
-
-So great was the fascination of those black eyes that this sedate old
-gentleman forgot he ever had a home other than the one she was in; a
-wife, or even children. She became so necessary to his existence that
-she became a part of his life.
-
-She might have walked this primrose path to the end had he not died. If
-he had lived there would have been no need for this story.
-
-When he took that long, last journey her income came to an abrupt end
-and she was cast on her own resources with not even her longshoreman
-daddy to stand by and encourage her.
-
-All this, you understand, is not a matter of fancy. It is, for the most
-part, court and police records.
-
-She took up with a young fellow of about her own age who had about as
-little prospects as she had, and with the rent paid for three months in
-advance and just enough ready money to keep them going that long, they
-cast care to the winds and proceeded to enjoy themselves. One night,
-when the funds were getting to a low ebb, she, while ransacking a desk
-for a mislaid letter, found a half-used check-book which had belonged
-to her elderly protector.
-
-“I could sign his name better than he could himself,” she remarked,
-“and I’ve done it, too.”
-
-“Do you think we could swing one of them now?” said the man, sitting up
-straight as the inspiration came to him.
-
-“Why, that’s absurd; he’s dead.”
-
-“I know he’s dead all right. But fill one out for $75 and I’ll see what
-I can do with it.”
-
-It was an easy trick for her, and in a moment she had handed him the
-paper.
-
-“If I lay this, little girl,” he remarked as he went out, “we’re on the
-sunny side of Easy street for the rest of our lives.”
-
-That heritage of brain stood her in good stead while he was away, and
-before he had returned she evolved a scheme that was worthy of a better
-cause.
-
-It was this:
-
-She would send him out to rob a letter box; they would open the mail
-thus stolen and search it for checks. She would copy the signature,
-make note of the bank, get blank checks of that institution and then
-commit the forgery.
-
-It was almost too easy and the keynote of its success lay in its
-simplicity.
-
-Of course, the laying of the spurious paper required nerve, but of
-what use is a man if he hasn’t nerve? When he came back unsuccessful,
-she explained her scheme, and they at once proceeded to put it in
-operation. With wire, to which was fastened an adhesive mixture, he
-prepared for the robbery of the mail boxes while she awaited results.
-
-It has been told time and again how it worked and they themselves have
-admitted that their income rarely fell below $100 a day when they cared
-to work.
-
-But at the end of every ready-money proposition of that kind there is a
-trap. Sometimes the road is very long and the final tragedy is averted
-for a considerable period, but whether long or short it is bound to
-come sooner or later.
-
-The girl had grown to be a pastmaster of the art of forging signatures
-and success in getting the money had made the man bold. He began to be
-less cautious and the finish came so sure and sudden that it almost
-stunned him.
-
-He was cleverly harvested by the police, who at once set out to get
-more than enough evidence to convict, for they looked upon him as the
-most dangerous of criminals. A spotter was sent out with instructions
-to ingratiate himself with the girl and, if possible, get a line on
-just the kind of work that had been done, and their second interview
-was very interesting.
-
-“You take Billy’s place for a while,” she said to him, “and we’ll get
-enough money to get him out.”
-
-“How?” asked the man.
-
-“How? Are you stupid? Billy didn’t do anything but lay the paper. I
-filled out the checks every time. Didn’t you know that? It’s all my
-scheme. Billy only helped me and did as I told him. But he’s too nice
-a fellow to go up the river for a thing like this.”
-
-It seems strange that with all her astuteness she should have given her
-hand away to a comparative stranger, but you must bear in mind that her
-side partner and confederate had been snatched away from her and she
-felt the need of some one to whom she could talk and in whom she could
-confide.
-
-There is where she made a mistake, but it happened that it wasn’t a
-fatal one.
-
-Bear in mind that she gave her hand away and told all she knew, and in
-that telling there was enough to convict her half a dozen times over.
-But she was game to the last ditch.
-
-“I’m very sorry,” remarked her supposed confederate to her one evening,
-“but I’ll have to arrest you. _I’m_ an officer, you know.”
-
-“I always ought to be guided by my first impressions,” she retorted. “I
-had an idea you were wrong when I first met you and if I had stuck to
-that you would have known nothing.”
-
-“That’s right; but as it is I’ll have to take you down to headquarters.”
-
-He acted as if it was a job he didn’t relish very much, and if the
-truth were told he would have let her make a getaway of it if he had
-dared.
-
-In the prison she was popular as soon as she stepped inside the gates,
-and there was no one who would believe that a girl with a face like
-that would be guilty of harming anyone, much less being a confirmed and
-expert forger.
-
-So the trial was called.
-
-She treated it as a joke, and was by far the most composed person in
-the room. Her partner, to his credit, swore that he was the one who had
-done all of the robbing of the mail boxes, and all of the forging of
-checks, and he even went so far as to imitate several signatures, but
-that was offset by the evidence of the detective.
-
-It was an easy matter to convict him, and he stood facing a term in
-prison.
-
-Her trial was merely a bit of comedy in which she played the star part,
-and when the last scene had dropped she was bowing her thanks to the
-judge, the jury, the lawyers and the spectators, and smiling all the
-while like a girl with a new doll on Christmas morning. The red was in
-her cheeks and there was a look of roguery in her black eyes, and she
-sailed out of the courtroom amid a perfect shower of congratulations.
-
-And it was all for one strain of blood.
-
-Father an Irish stevedore, mother a Slav peasant whom centuries of
-oppression had made apathetic, grandmother also a Slav, and grandfather
-a German noble. She had gone back one generation to get that criminal
-taint, and she may have gone back further than that to get the good
-strain that made the whole world smile with her when she smiled and
-turn enemies into friends.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-FROM THE WOODS TO BROADWAY
-
-
-Jane her name was--plain Jane--but she wasn’t plain by any means. She
-was far from that. She could smoke a cigarette, drink a bottle of
-wine, and wear a Paquin gown with grace, and in these three things
-a woman has a chance to show what she is and what she can do. For
-my part I would consider them a test, just the same as performing
-certain mathematical calculations, and showing a proficiency in
-geography are tests in civil service examinations. There is nothing
-that gives a woman so much poise and self-confidence as smoking a
-cigarette daintily. It gives her a chance to think, you see, and appear
-unconcerned, and it is an ambush behind which she may hide in time of
-trouble.
-
-This particular Jane had all the vices and charms that a young woman
-who is known to the crowd by her first name ought to have, or might
-be supposed to have. Men who were introduced to her found themselves
-calling her Jane inside of the hour, and that was because of her
-genius, for there are a lot of women in this world whose baptismal name
-no man would ever dare to use, even though they had been acquainted for
-years.
-
-There is just as much difference in women as there is in drinks. It
-isn’t necessary to go into details on that subject, for every good hard
-drinker knows the different sensations of the different brands the
-morning after.
-
-[Illustration: For three solid hours he sat there trussed up like a
-chicken]
-
-Jane blew into the big-city with a West wind, a dress suit case, on
-one end of which were the initials of her right name, and the drummer
-of a wholesale lace house who had caught her eye and won her regard by
-giving her some of his samples.
-
-Your attention is called to the fact that a drummer’s existence is a
-cinch, especially if he has samples that he can afford to give away.
-
-This one had a mustache that curled at the ends, a bank roll that
-looked like a toy balloon into which a kid had stuck a pin--which was
-Jane’s fault--and a nerve which was a little bit harder than Harveyized
-steel. He used the nerve in his business, and besides, it came in
-handy so far as Jane was concerned because he had a wife in Harlem. He
-planted Jane in a furnished flat, where he paid the rent for two weeks.
-Then because he had a champagne taste and a beer purse, he went to a
-pal of his who was a stage manager on Broadway and got the lady a job
-carrying a spear and wearing pale pink tights in a spectacular show
-that was about to be produced.
-
-He was sitting in her front room warming his shins at the steam heat
-when he broke the news to her, and this is the way he did it. You
-sports can take a tip from this so you can see how it is done, for no
-man can ever foretell when he will be called on to produce the same
-line of talk.
-
-“Do you know,” he began, “that you are the best fellow in the world and
-that the more I see of you the more I like you?”
-
-“Do you?” asked Jane, simply, for she was nothing more nor less than a
-country girl. “I am very glad of that, but you know the rent was due
-yesterday and it hasn’t been paid yet.”
-
-“Now,” he went on, ignoring the touch, “I know you well enough to know
-that you would like to be independent and make your own way in the
-world. I want to see you where you will be in a position to support
-yourself, and so I have arranged with a man who is under obligations to
-me to give you a chance and put you in the chorus of the ‘Ice King.’
-You’ll get $15 a week at the start and then you’ll be jumped to $18.
-After that it’s up to you whether or not you come to the front and get
-the real good money with the yellowbacks.”
-
-“But I have never been on the stage,” she said.
-
-“Don’t I know that, and haven’t I fixed it? You’ll be broken in all
-right and all you have to do is as you are told and you’ll get your
-money every Monday night.”
-
-So it was that the girl from Peapack, N. J., became independent and
-self-supporting, and was able before long to send a hundred-dollar note
-to the folks at home, for whom she still had a deep regard. You see, it
-is only the girls who save their money who can do that sort of thing.
-
-When the young fellows around town wanted to see a show, some one would
-suggest that they go up and see Jane, and although she hadn’t a line to
-speak nor a note to sing, they would line up in the front row as if she
-was a star. It didn’t take the manager of the show very long to find
-out that Jane could draw like a porous plaster and then he jumped her
-salary up to $25.
-
-With that she went to a fashionable hair dresser and paid $200 to
-have her hair turned from chestnut blonde to a hue of a stick of pale
-molasses taffy, the kind you get for five cents a throw, which sticks
-in your teeth and plays the deuce with the filling.
-
-Girls of Jane’s kind are like boxers, in that their prosperity is
-manifested outwardly without delay. The aspiring young knuckle-duster,
-as soon as he wins a prominent battle, will at once hie himself off and
-blow in a chunk of the purse on a silk hat, patent leather shoes, a
-frock coat and a cane. With the balance he will annex a diamond, then
-he immediately becomes the real thing.
-
-A girl has no use for frock coats and canes, but she goes strong on
-hair, so her loose coin goes for a gallon of bleach strong enough to
-change the faith of a Hindoo fakir, and that is the strongest thing in
-the world, except, perhaps, an African after a hard day’s work in the
-slaughter house.
-
-She had a flat on Central Park, South--that’s wrong, it was an
-apartment, because she paid over $1,000 a year for it, whereas flats
-only cost about $40 a month-and she entertained the bunch with cozy
-little wine dinners that would make a man leave his happy home in a
-minute.
-
-She was still getting her $25 a week, you know.
-
-Then she tore the drummer’s name out of her address book, for he was a
-back number who had shown a decided tendency to cold feet.
-
-She described him to the butler, and said that if he ever put in an
-appearance he was to be dismissed with the single word:
-
-“Skiddoo.”
-
-“I don’t understand,” said the butler, whose previous job had been on
-Fifth avenue. “What does Skiddoo mean?”
-
-“It doesn’t make any difference whether you understand or not, just you
-say it to him and he will know, and that’s enough.”
-
-And all that night this cheese sandwich with the side whiskers kept
-repeating the word to himself so he wouldn’t forget it, and he wrote
-it down on his cuff. He also traced it out on a card that he stuck
-in behind the hat rack in the hall. In his heart and soul he thought
-it was some foreign word which meant that the lady wasn’t at home or
-didn’t care to be disturbed.
-
-That’s the worst of being a butler instead of Chuck Connors.
-
-The traveling man with the immaculate gall had reached the worrying
-stage because the girl was doing so well and he had been pushed off
-the track. If she had stuck to her little furnished flat and the cheap
-togs he would have gone on his way whistling a merry tune, just as all
-men do. But she was on the high wave and sipping the cream off the top,
-and he thought there ought to be an armchair waiting for him by the
-fireplace of her new ranch, which was very natural, for all men are
-cast in the same identical mould. They don’t care for what they have,
-and are always hunting for something that’s hard to get.
-
-If you look like the goods you’ll have them all going, but as soon as
-you tell your hard luck story you’ll get the sandbag where it will do
-the most good.
-
-One night, after the show, Jane and a bunch of the merry-merry with
-money to spend, or burn, or throw away, was in the front room playing
-dollar limit poker, when the drummer, with a choice collection of high
-balls stowed away under his vest, and in a fit condition to either
-fight or cry, came up in the elevator. He had overdrawn his salary and
-was prepared to buy wine, if necessary, and he was dressed like a man
-whose credit is good at the best clothing store in town.
-
-He held his thumb against the electric button for a moment, and because
-the butler was busy with a sauterne cup, very choice, being of the
-Barton and Guestier vintage of ’84, the kind Smithy always orders when
-he wants to be real flossy, the maid turned the knob and came face to
-face with him.
-
-He made his little spiel, shoved in and stood in the hall on one foot
-waiting for the glad hand and the happy cry that he felt sure was
-coming.
-
-“What’s his name? Who is he? Why don’t you get his card?” he heard Jane
-say. Then the maid came back.
-
-“Will you please give me your card?”
-
-“That won’t be necessary,” he remarked airily. “Just tell her Harry is
-here and she will know.”
-
-He heard the maid telling her little story and then Jane’s silver tones
-floated out to him.
-
-“What, that lobster? How did he get in? He must have had a shoe horn,
-and I suppose it will take a load of dynamite to get him out.” Then
-something else and all the girls laughed.
-
-He pulled himself together and walked to where the voice came from.
-
-The heat of the room was beginning to affect the cargo he was carrying
-and he hit both sides of the wall about eight times before he got to
-the door. He pulled the curtains aside and looked in on the game.
-
-“Just thought I’d call,” he said, grinning.
-
-“Well, didn’t I always tell you that you had bad thoughts?” she asked.
-
-“Thought you’d be glad to see me,” he went on.
-
-“Still thinking?” she queried. “I’ll see that raise and raise you back
-ten more.”
-
-“I wouldn’t mind taking a hand if you’ll play fair.” Just then the
-butler came in with the drinks.
-
-“Henderson,” remarked Jane without even so much as looking up, “what
-was that word I taught you--do you remember it?”
-
-“Yes, ma’am.”
-
-“Well, what was it?”
-
-“Skid-doo, ma’am.”
-
-“Very good. Now turn around and say it to that man.”
-
-“Yes, ma’am.”
-
-He turned slowly and with great dignity to the drummer who was bracing
-himself up against the door, and commanded:
-
-“Skid-doo, sir.”
-
-“So _I’m_ to be fired, eh?”
-
-“Say it again, James; it may be some minutes before it takes effect.”
-
-“Skid-doo, sir.”
-
-“Suppose I don’t go?”
-
-There was no answer to that, but Jane hadn’t been in New York a
-whole year without being on to her job, and she was able to face any
-proposition that ever came over the hills.
-
-“Get me a piece of rope, James.”
-
-“Yes, ma’am,” and away he went, just a bit faster than usual,
-wondering, no doubt, what the eccentric and erratic mistress of his
-was going to do next. He got the rope all right and returned with
-it in short order, because this seemed to be a case where haste was
-necessary, even at the expense of dignity. She took it from him and
-walking over to the drummer, said, as she deftly passed it around him.
-
-“You had me on a string once, Harry, and now I’m going to get you on a
-rope.”
-
-“Stop your kidding and be nice, Jane,” he spoke up, trying to look
-upon the whole thing as a joke, but while he was expostulating she
-had knotted the rope around both his arms and signalled to the butler
-to help her. “I want him tied over there,” she said, pointing to the
-piano, and before he knew it he was seated on the floor with his back
-up against a slab of mahogany, being held by the servant while Jane was
-making knots like a sailor.
-
-When the job was done the game was resumed and nobody in the room paid
-the slightest bit of attention to him. He threatened and begged and
-finally he swore, and then Jane poured a glass of ice water over his
-head to cool him off.
-
-“I always thought you had a mean disposition,” she remarked, “and now I
-know it.”
-
-“Well, you wouldn’t be here if it hadn’t been for me,” he shouted.
-
-“No, nor you wouldn’t be there if it hadn’t been for me,” she retorted.
-
-For three solid hours he was kept trussed up like a fowl ready for the
-oven, and at the end of that time the game came to an end.
-
-“I’m going to bed now,” said Jane, “and in half an hour the butler will
-come in and untie you. He will help you to your feet and when he says
-skiddoo to you I hope you will understand what he means. Good night.”
-
-For thirty minutes the clock ticked monotonously and the back of the
-man on the floor was beginning to ache horribly. At last the silvery
-chime announced the half hour and then Henderson stepped softly in.
-
-One by one he untied the fastenings and it was a tough job in view of
-the fact that a woman had made them. After that he helped the visitor
-to his feet. He assisted him on with his coat, handed him his hat, and
-together they walked, without either saying a word, to the hall door.
-The butler swung it solemnly open, slowly waved his hand, bowed deeply
-from the hips and said:
-
-“Skid-doo, sir.”
-
-“Go to hell,” came back the answer, as Harry shot down the stairs.
-
-“How did he take it?” asked Jane the next morning.
-
-“He took it all right, ma’am, but he was very uncivil, ma’am.”
-
-
-
-
-THE WHIMS OF CURVES
-
-
-The fellows who buy wine and eat terrapin at their midnight lunches--I
-ought to say dinners--had found a new attraction, and for a brief while
-she was the idol of the hour. But the trouble with these idols is that
-they don’t last, and the finish as a rule is very disheartening, and in
-many cases pathetic.
-
-Of course, every once in a while a wise one will come to the front who
-will do a little bookkeeping with herself, and when the smoke of battle
-will have cleared away she finds she has enough to tell everybody to go
-to blazes if she cares to be rude.
-
-But that is the exception rather than the rule. Quick money, you know,
-is like a dream, in that it only lasts while you are asleep. You think
-you are in a mansion, and when the knock comes on the door you discover
-that you are in the same old hall bedroom, and realize that you have to
-get up just as you have been doing all your life, and work ten hours a
-day--or eight, as the case may be--in order to get enough money to pay
-what you owe.
-
-The girl that all the bloods were buying dinners and flowers for came
-from the West not so very long ago, and she didn’t leave any of her
-good looks behind her, either. She hit the town with a dress suit case,
-a good complexion and a taking way with the boys, and that’s all the
-capital any skirt wearer needs in Gotham if she is only introduced to
-the right crowd of spenders and keeps away from the pikers who have
-their bank rolls lashed to the mast or bottled up so tight that when
-they do release a bill it smells like an Egyptian mummy which has been
-packed in a vault since the time of Pharaoh.
-
-[Illustration: She put herself up at auction and was promptly bid on]
-
-This lady hit the trail which led to the show houses. She had no idea
-that she was an Adelina Patti or a Sarah Bernhardt, but she knew she
-could carry a spear as good as any old-timer, and she was prepared to
-make good.
-
-“Got a job for me?” she asked the first stage manager she happened to
-run across.
-
-He looked her over and then remarked casually:
-
-“I don’t think so, for all the star parts are given out for the
-season, but you might go over and see Frohman and ask him if you can’t
-understudy Maude Adams.”
-
-“Don’t strain your voice on my account,” she said, by way of a
-come-back. “I’m looking for about $18 a week in the line-up, and when
-it comes to tights, I guess there ain’t any of them who has anything
-on me. You had me flagged for a Sis Hopkins, but you want to throw
-some sand on the track because you’re sliding. I don’t sit up at night
-reading Romeo and Juliet, and where I come from they think Shakespeare
-is a new kind of breakfast food. Can you get busy now?”
-
-“I guess I’ll have to if I want to get rid of you.”
-
-“Well, you’re learning, and that’s a good sign.”
-
-So after he had looked her over again very carefully, he concluded
-she’d do for the chorus for a starter anyhow.
-
-A stage manager who is used to hiring ladies whose talents lie in their
-legs has a system of his own in picking out good ones that don’t need
-padding, and he never makes a mistake any more than a red squirrel will
-stow away a bad nut for the winter. Face, neck, hands and arms tell
-the story and they never fail, and so he knew she could wear the usual
-size, and if anything stretch them a bit.
-
-That was the beginning.
-
-One night four young men about town sat in a theatre box watching the
-merry maidens tropping on and telling in song how happy they were that
-the Princess was going to be married to the poor but handsome gink
-whose father had a cobbler’s shop one block from the palace.
-
-“Get onto the curves of the girl with the black hair,” said one, and
-in a minute there were four pairs of eyes looking at one pair of silk
-tights.
-
-“Great,” said another, enthusiastically.
-
-“Who is she?” asked a third. “I never saw her before.”
-
-“Well, Ben certainly has an eye for beauty. I wonder where he gets
-them? Let’s see him and ask him to put us on, for she’s all right.”
-
-Incidentally, Ben was the first name of the stage manager.
-
-It isn’t necessary to go into details, for general results save a lot
-of time, but a couple of hours later four enthusiastic young fellows
-and a dimpled brunette sat at a round table in a sporty cafe, and when
-any of them wanted to address her they called her Curves.
-
-“What are you trying to do?” she asked, when it was first sprung, “give
-me a nickname?”
-
-“No,” was the answer, “simply a trademark.”
-
-And they all understood.
-
-So because of that she began her career with the world by the tail on a
-downhill pull.
-
-Not to know Curves and have her call you by your first name when you
-met was to be the deadest kind of a dead one, and the witty stories she
-could tell over a quart of wine soon began to be circulated around town.
-
-As is often the case, women were her enemies and men were her friends,
-and she slid along in a happy-go-lucky way, letting the morrow take
-care of itself.
-
-There was no question but that her figure was the making of her, just
-as Jennie Joyce’s legs made her famous from one end of the country to
-the other when she was a reigning favorite at Koster & Bial’s old place
-on Twenty-third street two decades ago.
-
-The photographer who secured some good poses of Curves in tights found
-himself busy printing them to supply the demand, and it was as easy to
-get her before a camera as it was to get a kid to a candy store. If she
-had received a dollar for every time she wrote across the bottom of one
-of her photographs “Sincerely yours, Curves,” she would have had a bank
-account that would have been broad, wide and deep. But she was simply
-a good fellow and she made no attempt to live by her wits. Like many
-another poor devil, she probably thought she would always be young,
-good-looking and popular. She didn’t know that those whom the public
-applauds to-day it kills to-morrow, and that it takes but a week in New
-York to make a favorite less than a memory.
-
-But there was one incident in her career that stands out in relief from
-anything of the kind that anyone had ever done before, and it is worth
-telling. It was characteristic of her to do a thing of this sort, and
-she was the one woman in a hundred who could have got away with it.
-
-A soulful-eyed, chocolate-skinned Brahmin priest had come to town to
-spread his faith, and because he talked in an exceedingly entertaining
-manner and told some curious and interesting stories he came to be
-a fad. It wasn’t that the people who went to see and hear him were
-interested in his religion, but it was because he was a novelty that he
-filled his lecture room every afternoon. Two men and Curves dropped in
-one afternoon at a time when this spreader of a new creed was telling
-about the money it would cost to do good in the world, and on that
-subject he was particularly eloquent.
-
-“You Americans,” he said, “don’t know what it is to make a sacrifice;
-you don’t know what it is to deny yourselves any of the good things
-of life. Your men would not forego their cigars or wine even if the
-spiritual salvation of the world depended upon it, and your women would
-not permit themselves one particle of physical discomfort nor cheaper
-wearing apparel even though a hundred souls were the price. The whole
-world is selfish and wrapped up in itself, and religion is either a fad
-or a jest. The man with a million gives a few thousands and thinks he
-has done well, but he denies himself nothing. The woman with a check
-book doles out dimes and fancies herself a philanthropist, but will she
-make any sacrifice for the general good?”
-
-“Here’s one who will.”
-
-Two-thirds of the people in the room turned around and looked at
-Curves, and one of the fellows with her took her arm and whispered:
-
-“What is the matter, are you dotty?”
-
-The ox-like eyes of the religious enthusiast seemed to blaze up a bit.
-
-“You will make a sacrifice?” he asked. “What can you give?”
-
-“I’ll give myself,” she answered, and she stood up defiantly.
-
-People who tell this story, as well as a few who were there, say that
-Curves had a most elegant tide on at the time and didn’t know what she
-was saying, but that doesn’t alter the story, because this is simply a
-recital of facts which can be verified by a whole lot of the fellows,
-and the sequel can be found on record among the marriages in the Bureau
-of Vital Statistics by anyone who is interested enough to look it up.
-
-“It is very praiseworthy,” continued the priest, “but how do you
-propose to put your gift to a practical use? You say you will give
-yourself. Do you mean by that that you will devote your time to this
-work which I am trying to carry on?”
-
-“Not that way so you can notice it, but I have a lot of men friends
-here and each one of them has asked me to marry him more than once. I
-like them all and as marriage is a lottery anyhow, they can bid for me,
-and you get the money.”
-
-As she spoke she was climbing up on the table in the center of the
-room. “I am ready for the first offer and I don’t care who makes it,
-for I’m taking as many chances as anybody else.”
-
-Now here was a situation that reads like a romance, and here was the
-one in a thousand to get away with it. The women were shocked, of
-course; the men were interested, and as for the priest he didn’t know
-whether to take it seriously or not, until finally what might have been
-an awkward situation was relieved by a man who said:
-
-“Well, if she’s game enough to have herself auctioned off, I’m game
-enough to make a bid, so I’ll say $500, with the proviso that the cause
-of religion, which our revered friend represents, shall get half, the
-other half to go to the lady who shows such a praiseworthy spirit.”
-
-Then three gaunt females over forty arose in the majesty of their
-outraged womanhood and stalked from the room, while a dozen others
-moved uneasily in their seats.
-
-The Brahmin was still figuring.
-
-“Am I worth no more than $500?” put in Curves.
-
-“I’ll make it $750,” said one of the men who had accompanied her.
-
-“You paid twice as much for a horse last week, Billy,” she retorted.
-
-“I didn’t think of that. Let it go at $1,500, for there’s going to be
-competition.”
-
-The priest’s hand was nervously fingering a silk handkerchief.
-
-“Two thousand,” the first bidder’s voice came like a bullet from a gun,
-and Billy laughed nervously.
-
-“Go ahead, Billy, it’s up to you again,” and Curves nodded at him
-encouragingly.
-
-“She’s worth it, Bill,” whispered his friend. “Your Panhard cost you
-$11,000 and it takes $100 a week to keep it going. Curves can be very
-economical when she tries,” and he laughed at his joke.
-
-“Twenty-five hundred,” bid Billy.
-
-“Sold,” cried Curves, “although _I’m_ worth more.”
-
-“Very extraordinary,” said the priest, wiping his forehead with his
-handkerchief. “This could happen in no other country in the world.”
-
-“Write him a check, Billy, for what you owe him,” said Curves, “and
-then we’ll go out and get married. And don’t you think it would be nice
-to have him to dinner with us?”
-
-“Sure thing, and we’ll have the other fellow who bid along, too. By the
-way, who is he? I don’t ever remember to have seen him before. Do you
-know him?”
-
-Now what a chance here for a climax, for a real whipping finish, as it
-were. It might be arranged so that the girl would say sadly:
-
-“Yes, he holds the mortgage on the farm and has threatened to foreclose
-it if I don’t marry him. Oh, Billy, you must save me.”
-
-Then Billy would pull out his check book, pay the villain off to the
-penny and the man would go tearing out of the door shouting:
-
-“Foiled again, c-u-u-rses on you, but I’ll have revenge,” with the
-accent on revenge.
-
-But no such thing happened, because you see Curves never had an
-interest in a farm, and it is very much to be doubted if she knew
-anything about a father or mother. The result was that she said:
-
-“Oh, I suppose he’s some guy that’s been to the show and got stuck on
-my shape.”
-
-The honeymoon lasted six months, which was enough for Billy, and he
-beat it to New Orleans, while his friends told Curves that they thought
-he had committed suicide.
-
-[Illustration: She went into the smoking car and calmly lighted a
-cigarette]
-
-
-
-
-CHEYENNE NELL; TRIMMER
-
-
-The gambler in this story came from the West to get a little New York
-money. He had been getting it for years from the Sierra Nevadas to El
-Paso, and from Seattle as far east as Omaha, which he said was far
-enough for anybody who liked fresh air, but he had struck a run of bad
-luck and one of his pals told him that the best way to break it was to
-trim a New York sucker.
-
-“They’re fly guys there all right,” remarked this same man, casually,
-“but the flyer they are the easier it is to trim them. I would sooner
-stack up against a stock broker that runs one of those bubble machines
-and can speak sixteen different languages than get into a game with a
-Kansas farmer any day. The farmer knows he ain’t in it and he’s got his
-eye out for a job every time; his coat is buttoned up so tight that
-he has contraction of the lungs and his heart doesn’t beat right, but
-the gink that knows it all thinks he’s so damned smart that he’s got
-everybody in the world in his corral, and those are the fellows you
-catch with their vests open.”
-
-All homely philosophy, but as true as gospel and worth looking into.
-
-So Big Ben--that was his name in the country where slouch hats are the
-real thing--pulled his freight one night and hit the Overland Flyer
-for Gotham. His name was Big Ben no longer, for the cards he carried
-in his vest pocket read:
-
-BENJAMIN F. VAN BUREN, MINING ENGINEER.
-
-He bought tickets for two at the station, and there is the heart of the
-story, as one of the tickets was for Cheyenne Nellie.
-
-The lady in the case is worth a paragraph at the very least, for she
-had the reputation of being the best short-card dealer in Texas, and at
-a game of bank, whether playing the cards or handling the box, she was
-there with the goods and never asked any odds on account of her sex.
-
-She had the long, slim hands of a card player, and if she hadn’t taken
-to the pasteboards she might have been a piano player and getting all
-kinds of money for hitting up the ivories at swell concerts. She was
-soft of voice and soft in manner, and all you had to do to make a lady
-out of her was to wrap her in a silk robe and she’d make the horses in
-the street turn around and look after her.
-
-On one memorable occasion she went into the smoking car of a Denver
-train and calmly lighting a cigarette, smoked it without deigning to
-notice the men around her.
-
-The trip was settled in a minute and in this way.
-
-“It’s a long ride, Nell,” observed Ben, “to the place I’m going, and
-I’m afraid I’ll get lost or lonely, so if you’ll come along with me
-I’ll tog you out like a queen and give you the time of your life. Will
-you carry my brand for the trip?”
-
-“How big is your bank roll?” she asked, with an eye to the practical
-side of the proposition.
-
-“Twenty-seven hundred, and two thousand to draw on if I lose out.”
-
-“That’s enough for a starter. What are you going to do--short-card ’em
-or bank ’em?”
-
-“Anything and everything including stud, and if I get the big bundle
-we’ll hike for that place across the big pond where the real games are.
-What’s the name of it--I forget now. I had it written down somewhere,
-but I guess I’ve lost it. It begins with an M I think, and there was a
-fellow at the show the other night who had it in his song about how he
-broke the bank there.”
-
-“Oh, you mean Monte Carlo.”
-
-“Yes, that’s it. We’ll go there and I’ll put you up against the game,
-for you always were hell when it came to a no-limit play.”
-
-One night stop-over in Chicago to see a show, and then, twenty-four
-hours later, Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin F. Van Buren, of Portland, Oregon,
-registered at the Waldorf-Astoria.
-
-“Kind of like a theatre, ain’t it?” remarked Ben, as they sat in the
-palm room after dinner. “Looks like Romeo and Juliet where the gal is
-on the gallery and the fellow with the skin-tight pants is asking her
-to come down and talk it over.”
-
-Men who are supposed to know say that New York is the loneliest place
-in the world, that is, if you don’t know anyone, and that a desert
-island is a center of population compared to it if you are not in
-right. On the face of it that looks like a good argument, but it is
-going to be disproved right here. Go to a big and fashionable hotel and
-register, then sit around and be a bit conspicuous, look like ready
-money, and above all, easy money, and you’ll draw people like a Jack
-rose draws bees. They’ll find you out just as easily as the ferret
-gets to the timid rabbit--by going after you--and unless your heart is
-covered with callous spots and your pockets are fastened with safety
-pins, when you come to count up at night you’ll find you are short a
-bit of change. In this world, you know, things are not always what they
-seem, and the fellow who looks the wisest and talks the loudest isn’t
-the smartest any more than the man with the retreating forehead is the
-stupidest. The one with the cranium of a cocoanut may have spent all
-of his life developing the instinct of the hunter and the cunning of
-the fox, and that queer-shaped thing on top of his shoulders is the
-sign which he has hung out and which says as plainly as if the words
-were printed on his forehead: “Come on, boys, I’m easy; come and get my
-change.” I know all about this and speak from experience, for I used to
-sit in a poker game with a Dutchman who looked like a pinhead, and when
-the rest of us walked home he used to take a cab, because he had all
-the money, and his name was Schneider, too. What do you think of that?
-
-So before a week had gone by, Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin F. Van Buren were
-nodding and saying “How do you do?” and “Good morning” and “Good
-evening” to about twenty or thirty men who made the hotel their
-headquarters. Incidentally it was given out that Ben was on here to buy
-some machinery for one of his mines in Nevada and that he wouldn’t mind
-having a little fun with anything that came along so long as the stakes
-were not too big for a man of his modest disposition.
-
-The tip went down the line in the usual channels and then one rainy
-night a man who said confidentially that he was a banker suggested that
-as there was nothing else to do Mr. Van Buren could, if he felt so
-disposed, walk around to his hotel where there were two or three other
-good fellows, and they might have a little game of draw.
-
-“None of us want to go into big money, you know,” he said,
-apologetically, “for it’s simply a game among friends and it’s about
-as good a way to pass the time away as I know of. We don’t, as a rule,
-play with strangers, but I guess you’re all right, so come along.”
-
-“Look out for a cold deck, Ben,” whispered Nell as he started; “play
-light and close to your skin at the go-off, and it won’t hurt to lose a
-little at the start.”
-
-Wherever you go or whatever you do in this world, always take a woman’s
-tip--not the tip of every woman of course, but when you find one who
-delivers the goods at every jump out of the box and calls the turn on
-the case card nine times out of every ten, then be wise and attune your
-ears to her siren song, even though the notes seem to be a bit cracked
-at first and the cadenzas strike you as being skewed and off the key.
-
-There were five in the game, counting Ben, and up against the wall,
-like a new kind of decoration, was a Senegambian, whose business it
-was to see that the gentlemen had cigars to smoke and wine to drink
-without limit. Between deals they talked about business, how stocks
-were selling, what chance there was for a flyer in Steel, and if Depew
-intended to resign from the Senate or not. The play was light and
-reckless and no one there seemed to care whether he won or lost.
-
-“We play two or three times a week,” explained one to Ben, while the
-African was getting a fresh pack, “and I consider poker the greatest
-thing in the world to take a man’s mind off his business. Is there
-any stock in your mine for sale? I wouldn’t mind taking a block if it
-looked right. So this is your first visit here? Well, we’ll try and
-make it pleasant for you while you stay, but you must reciprocate if we
-ever hit your country. Will you show us some shooting?”
-
-It went that way until Ben got to feeling a little easy in his play
-himself. But he couldn’t lose. Everything came his way, including
-jackpots, and when the silvery chimes of the clock on the mantel
-reminded them that it was one o’clock the play came to an end and the
-man from the West cashed in a matter of $72.
-
-“It was only a friendly game, Nell,” he said, when he woke her up
-from a sound sleep half an hour later. “They are simply a lot of good
-fellows and I couldn’t help winning, but they want revenge to-morrow
-night and then I’ll get some real money.”
-
-“Three thousand miles is a good long walk, Ben,” she said, “and that’s
-a little tune you want to keep humming to yourself all the time. The
-easy marks at cards all died during the time of the big wind and only
-the fly guys are left. You’re in a strange barn this trip, so don’t
-think that everything you see is hay.”
-
-From playing three nights a week they got down to playing every night,
-and Ben always came back with a small winning, but he wasn’t getting
-the money he was after and it got on his nerves.
-
-“It’s only chicken feed _I’m_ winning,” he complained to her one night,
-“and it just about pays expenses.”
-
-“Well, just you keep your shirt on, for I’m in with some nice old dames
-who think they are the real ones at bridge, and I’m thinking of getting
-a little of that same kind of feed myself--the real killing will come
-later. You never want to be in a hurry about those things, you know,
-because if you hurry them it’s all off. Get those fellows to play up in
-the room some night so I can look them over and see their style.”
-
-“I’m next to their play all right,” he said, “They’ll stand to lose so
-much and no more and there ain’t one of them who would bet a thousand
-that he was alive.”
-
-“Invite them up, anyway. You’ve been drinking their booze and smoking
-their good cigars long enough. You ought to put up for them once in a
-while, and if they are all right you will have a few decent friends,
-anyhow.”
-
-That’s how it happened that the play came off in No. 723.
-
-It was the smallest kind of a small and inoffensive game, unmarked by
-any incident or episode until one of the men, looking his hand over
-with unusual care, remarked in the most casual manner possible:
-
-“If I had the nerve I have a hand here that I would like to bet big on.”
-
-“How big?” asked Ben, taking another look at the cards that had been
-dealt to him.
-
-“I don’t know much about poker, but I think a thousand would be about
-right to start with.”
-
-“Mine looks worth that much to me,” said Ben, with his face like a
-mask.
-
-“I’m game; does a check go?”
-
-Over in one corner of the room, with a novel before her, sat Nell. She
-was almost directly opposite Ben, and as he looked up he saw the upper
-lid of her left eye droop slowly, recover, and then droop again. He
-skinned his cards and looked them carefully over. The pips showed four
-kings and an ace, pat. It was worth big money in any four-handed game,
-and he knew it.
-
-“Does a check go?” came the query again.
-
-“No, I weaken; I thought I had a better hand. You’ve got me beat from
-the start.”
-
-It might be made a long story from this point on, but there is not
-room here to tell in detail how half an hour later Nell rose from her
-comfortable seat in the armchair in the corner, and walking over to
-the table manifested a slight interest in the game, and after one or
-two more hands had been dealt, thought she would like to play if the
-gentlemen didn’t object, which they didn’t. How she played like any
-woman would be expected to play, losing angrily and winning sweetly,
-until on one of her deals, Ben found himself in possession of a hand
-which only needed the ace to make a royal flush. The limit was raised
-before the draw, then taken off altogether, and the money began to pile
-itself on the mahogany. Then they drew for cards, and when Ben looked
-things over he found in his one card draw the ace that made his hand
-good.
-
-“Mine is worth $500,” remarked the player opposite him.
-
-“I’ll kiss mine good-bye,” said Nell, as she dropped her pasteboards in
-the discard.
-
-“Raise you $500,” put in Ben, looking at the first bettor.
-
-“Five hundred more,” was the third man’s bid.
-
-“It’s too hot for me,” was the comment of the fourth, as he pushed his
-cards away from him.
-
-It was raised in jumps of $500 until there was about $11,000 up, and
-Ben had been boosting every raise as fast as it came to him.
-
-Then the call was made and the show-down was worth going miles to see,
-for the battle at the finish had narrowed down to Ben and one other.
-
-“Take a check for the next bet?” asked the other.
-
-“No,” came the terse answer.
-
-“Then I’ll have to call you. But I’ve got you beaten!”
-
-For answer Ben spread out his invincibles.
-
-For a moment the silence was painful.
-
-“Are they good?” asked Ben.
-
-“You know damned well they are,” came the answer.
-
-Then Mr. Benjamin Van Buren, mining engineer, of Portland, Ore.,
-gathered in the oof in the most leisurely manner possible.
-
-“Now you can buy me that new hat you promised me, can’t you, Ben?” said
-Nellie.
-
-“I sure can buy you a dozen hats now if you want them.”
-
-Exactly thirty minutes later three men were lined up against the bar
-below.
-
-“You can talk from here to the Coast, if you want to,” said one, “but I
-tell you the woman did the trick. Didn’t she deal the cards? I tell you
-she short-carded us. She’s a gold mine.”
-
-[Illustration: She had one or two fights on her hands, but she always
-won out]
-
-
-
-
-TRAGEDY OF A DANCE
-
-
-It was just a plain unpretentious flat in New York, the kind that is
-rented for about $40 a month. You know the style--four or five rooms
-and bath and a narrow little space which is dignified by the name of
-private hall, and which is supposed to be the real thing in living
-apartments. It was furnished in the way in which anyone would expect,
-and an auction sale wouldn’t net more than $50 for everything that was
-there.
-
-In the front room sat a man who wasn’t as old as he looked, but whose
-apparent age was caused by ten hours a day in an attempt to make a
-living for himself. For twenty years he had been ground down by fate,
-and at the end of it all he had nothing, and he was in debt to the
-world for exactly three score of years.
-
-Now at the last mile post he had come face to face with a tragedy.
-
-In one calloused hand he held a telegram. In the other was the
-photograph of a girl--good looking in a way, saucy, blue-eyed and
-blonde. It had been taken in theatrical costume and that told half of
-the story. The other half was in the telegram.
-
-He wiped his eyes with the back of his hand and read again:
-
-“Your daughter died in the hospital here to-day; please advise as to
-the disposition of the remains.”
-
-It bore date of a Southern city, and was signed by the manager of a
-barn-storming company of show people.
-
-If you read the newspapers you must have read part of the story. You
-will read the rest of it here--the part that wasn’t told, because an
-ordinary chorus girl isn’t of sufficient importance to take up more
-than a very little space in the prints, unless, of course, she does
-something so violently tragic and sensational that she rises above the
-common herd and becomes at once a figure of almost national importance,
-like the young woman who once tried to shoot a senator, or the one who
-danced nude before a select company of young spendthrifts, or the one
-who made $50,000 in stocks with the kind assistance of a “gentleman
-friend.”
-
-Just four months before, the old man’s daughter had been working in a
-big dry goods store--a mill that grinds pretty fine sometimes--and one
-day she attracted the attention of a man who was putting a show out on
-the Southern tour. He saw talent in her, or at least he thought he did,
-but if the truth were to be told he fell in love with her, and came to
-the conclusion that she would make a better traveling companion than
-anyone he had seen so far--this season. He had a code of morals that
-was iron clad, but wouldn’t stand investigating. In his eyes they were
-all cattle, and like cattle he graded them.
-
-But this isn’t going to be a moral story, because it is the truth.
-
-If you want morality nowadays you will have to go to fiction, where the
-man always marries the girl and they live happily ever after. It sounds
-nice and leaves a sweet taste in the mouth, but it is a long cry from
-the truth except in a few rare cases.
-
-So here’s the picture, about as commonplace as it can be made.
-
-A girl with visions of the stage, a dream of a life of ease and luxury,
-imagining that some day she will be a performer of merit; a violent
-hatred of the unending routine of the store, and ready at a moment’s
-notice to turn her back on the old man in the flat.
-
-Isn’t that the way?
-
-Bring them into the world, care for them and nurse them. Worry over
-their little troubles, deny yourself that they may have more; sacrifice
-everything for their happiness, and then at the critical moment when
-they might become a comfort instead of a care, presto! along comes a
-man with a line of talk that would make a cat on a back yard fence
-take to cover, and away they go, saying good-by if they happen to
-think of it, and forgetting that there are such things in the world as
-obligation or gratitude.
-
-But this isn’t really what I started to say. You see, I have a brother
-who is a minister, and I am under the impression that he is teaching me
-bad habits--that is, if it is a bad habit to sit down and preach about
-a lot of things that are wrong when you would probably do the same
-things you condemn in others. It’s a case of don’t do as I do, but do
-as I say.
-
-It’s a cinch to tell other people to do the right thing, but it’s
-another thing to be on the level yourself.
-
-After that little digression I’ll show you this girl on the road
-singing choruses with the bunch, and just a bit swell-headed because
-she was in a position to call the manager by his first name. That
-didn’t help her with the rest of the crowd any, and they called her
-names when they were where she couldn’t hear them, while at the same
-time there wasn’t one of them who wouldn’t have changed places with her
-in a holy minute.
-
-She had one or two fights on her hands, but she always won out.
-
-The manager found out she had a figure that would have been worth a
-place in the front row of the merry-merry of Weber and Fields when that
-firm was at its best. Here was a chance that a good, clever, astute
-fellow like him couldn’t very well overlook, and he proceeded to have
-her taught a few dances of the kind that are not sanctioned in polite
-society, or even on the stage, or which make any pretence to being
-legitimate. He was working on the principle that all is grist that
-comes to the mill, and he was also looking ahead.
-
-There are, as a rule, a pretty gay lot of boys in those Southern
-towns, and they are not averse to paying a good bit of money for a
-show after the show, especially if it is the kind that is forbidden.
-If the sensuous dance of the Nautch girl can be imitated in all of its
-windings, twistings and quiverings by a shapely American girl whose
-disregard for clothing amounts to almost contempt--that is, on certain
-occasions--there is enough money to make it an object not only for the
-performer but the manager.
-
-“I am going to put you up against a proposition that will make the hit
-of your life,” was the way he started it.
-
-“That’s me,” she said; “what is it?”
-
-“Why, do a stunt in the altogether for the sports.” Then he took a
-couple of extra puffs at his cigar to keep his nerve up.
-
-“The altogether--what’s that?”
-
-She had an idea what it was, but she wanted to get it straight.
-
-“Oh, it’s all the rage down here--you dance without much clothes on.
-All the girls are wild to get some of the money, but there’s nothing
-doing with them, for your figure will make them look like a lot of
-kippered herrings that’s been smoked for a week. You see, we’re in this
-business for the coin, and we might as well get it and get it quick. If
-we don’t there’ll be a thousand others after it. It’s a case of take it
-or leave it and it’s up to you. How about it?”
-
-He stiffened her up so she was willing to make good. He told her she
-had enough curves to make the Venus de Medici look like a barn door,
-and that she was a peach with the original bloom on, all of which she
-believed because it was pleasant for her to hear, and was getting a bit
-stuck on herself. It was a modern case of showing Eve all over again
-where the golden apple grew, and inducing her to reach up and get it.
-
-The first trick was to come off at Memphis, Tenn., where a lot of hot
-sports wanted something so full of ginger that they would have put ice
-on the backs of their necks to keep the temperature down below the 100
-mark. A committee of two called on him at the stage entrance, and after
-declaring themselves asked him if he had anybody with the outfit who
-could make good. After the preliminary skirmish it settled down to a
-question of price, and the matter was soon arranged, and half an hour
-later Daddy’s girl got the tip that she was expected to be on the job
-when the clock struck twelve, with a carriage to and from the hotel as
-a compliment to her superb figure.
-
-No good hardened old pelter would have halted at this hurdle, and would
-have gone at it with a keen relish, but you must know that this was
-the first season out for this girl, and when it came to the time that
-she was to let go all that kept her from appearing in the costume that
-Mother Eve is supposed to have worn in the Garden of Eden, she promptly
-lost her nerve.
-
-“I don’t think I can do this thing, Jim,” she remarked to the manager
-as they were leaving the theatre together. “It didn’t seem so bad at
-first, but now I don’t quite like the idea of it. I never did anything
-like this before, you know.”
-
-“Of course I know,” he answered quickly, “but you want the money, don’t
-you? Do you want to be a piker all your life? Why, you’ll get more for
-a stunt like this than you can make in a month doing anything else.
-Just think of that.”
-
-He was keen enough to see, however, that she was inclined to quit at
-any moment, but there was no proposition an old seasoned campaigner
-like him couldn’t handle, and when they went into the hotel cafe
-together he had framed things up to his own satisfaction.
-
-“I’m going to blow you to a bottle of wine to-night, and while we’re
-waiting for it we’ll have a cocktail.”
-
-He figured on dulling her sense of morality with drinks, and he went at
-it in the most businesslike manner possible.
-
-Before the wine a cocktail with a cherry, then another cocktail. Three
-pints of extra dry, most of which she lapped up simply because it was
-champagne and was expensive, and then she was in a mood that was at
-once mellow and reckless.
-
-“Come on,” he said, when the last drop had been drained. “Come on, the
-wagon is waiting and if you make a hit you won’t need to bother about
-those new dresses you wanted last week, for here is where you get next
-to a real gold mine. Why, there ain’t a girl in the show that wouldn’t
-go to the deuce to get this chance.”
-
-She assented, but through it all she had a hazy idea that it was wrong
-and that she ought to back out. But just think of almost three pints
-of wine seething and bubbling inside of her while she is trying to
-discriminate between right and wrong. I tell you it’s impossible, for
-when the corks pop often enough it’s hell let loose, and a girl has to
-protect herself in the breakaway every time, with the odds against her.
-
-And now, a big room, carpeted, with palms on pedestals here and there,
-giving it an air of luxury, and a platform at one end. Fifty men, young
-and old, seated in chairs that were lined up like a regiment were
-waiting expectantly. The smoke from many cigars and cigarettes filled
-the air, and the monologue man who was trying to interest them with
-funny stories knew he was up against it and that he was only filling in
-time until the big show should be ready. He told everything he knew,
-but never a smile was cracked, and when he came to a finish he walked
-off angrily.
-
-The three musicians began a new tune with mournful cadences, but with
-a swing that suggested sinuous movements. The two violins wailed out
-the minor chords, and the piano trailed the bass. Somewhere from behind
-came the sharp snap of a man’s fingers and the lights went down and the
-theme of the music was changed.
-
-“The Dance of the Dawn, gentlemen,” came a voice from out of the
-darkness and the fifty straightened up in their seats expectantly.
-
-A shape crept out upon the stage and moved in time to the music.
-Then the lights gradually began to go up a little at a time until at
-last the face and figure of the dancer were visible. She was clad in
-transparent gauze, with Turkish trousers and a bolero to match, and her
-swayings were artistic and graceful. But there was no reason in them.
-They were mechanical and lifeless. She moved by instinct and intuition
-and the impression the dance sought to convey was lost. The manager
-himself worked the cymbals which punctuated the finish of each measure,
-and at the final crash the stage was once more shrouded in darkness.
-
-Lights up and then the second announcement:
-
-“The Dance of Nature.”
-
-That soothing music was born in the brain of a Calcutta idealist who
-knew how to put the tip of his finger on the pulse of the senses. Three
-second-rate performers ground it out, but with all their mediocrity
-they couldn’t kill its charm, even though they dulled it somewhat.
-
-Here was the real thing at last, and fifty pairs of eyes were
-glistening in anticipation.
-
-The moment’s wait seemed like an hour, and then a girl’s voice broke
-what seemed to be a spell:
-
-“Oh, I can’t, Jim, I can’t.”
-
-“You’ve got to, it’s too late to back out now.”
-
-“I won’t, I tell you, not for anybody.”
-
-The next instant the nude figure of the girl was catapulted out upon
-the platform--a figure which dropped to its knees and then tumbled over
-on its face and lay there in a quivering heap sobbing violently.
-
-A tall man with snow-white mustache rose slowly from his seat in the
-second row. He turned around to face the rest, and then said, as calmly
-as if he were in his own house:
-
-“Gentlemen, I protest; this must not go on. It is disgraceful.”
-
-He picked up his hat and coat and started for the door.
-
-In five minutes the room was empty. The girl had been pulled back of
-the scenes by a cursing manager, but she might as well have been dumb
-for all she heard.
-
-“You’re a mutt,” he was saying; “here you’ve had your chance and quit,
-and you’ve made a sucker out of me, too. I can’t look any of those
-people in the face again.”
-
-Of course, he didn’t consider where she figured.
-
-Then he walked out and left her there with a skirt wrapped around her
-as her only covering.
-
-The janitor found her when he came to turn out the lights.
-
-She was partly dressed then, and shivering. He helped her finish
-dressing, and then he went out to get her a drink to warm her up a bit.
-
-Later she wandered out and got another drink to make her forget and
-still another that her mind might be blank.
-
-At daybreak she was in the hospital in a state of coma from which
-nothing could rouse her. She never came back again, and when the
-call-boy in the theatre in the next town was calling out: “Fifteen
-minutes--first act,” she died.
-
-Yet his friends say the manager is one of the best fellows in the
-business.
-
-[Illustration: She had danced the fandango in a way that made the
-Mexicans cheer]
-
-
-
-
-THE MONOLOGUE GIRL’S STORY
-
-
-It was after the show that there were four of us sitting at the round
-table in the back room of The Dutchman’s on Third avenue. It’s a pretty
-good place, that self-same back room, and the big steins of beer are
-pretty good, too, with a heaping plate of pretzels always on the side
-and a sandwich to be had by pressing the button.
-
-There was Al Fostell, the German comedian, who ought to have been in
-the legitimate long ago; Harry Ferguson, famous for his impersonation
-of _Happy Hooligan_; Harry’s wife, Lulu Beeson, the Star of Texas, and
-so great a dancer that she has a Richard K. Fox medal about as long as
-her arm, which any beskirted performer can get by beating her at the
-soft shoe buck; and one other, whom I shall simply designate as The
-Girl, because, even though she plays a star part in this, she doesn’t
-want to be known to the general public.
-
-The Girl was brilliant, versatile and clever. She took it into her
-head to become a dancer once, and among other things she learned the
-fandango. She went to Mexico with a troupe and danced that famous
-measure in a way that made them cheer her to the echo. She played faro
-bank and won enough to keep her in clothes for a year.
-
-The talk had drifted on marriage and Fostell started things.
-
-“I have been married a good many years, more than I care to tell,” he
-said, “and I have been trying to induce my daughter to call me uncle so
-they won’t get on to me. I claim that a performer’s domestic life can
-be just as pure and happy as that of a business man. I agree that there
-is a lot of immorality in the profession, but you’ll always find a lot
-of outsiders helping things along. There are times when we seem to be
-targets for the whole world to shoot at.”
-
-“In my opinion,” put in Ferguson, “the performers who are in the
-business to make a living on their merits are for the most part decent
-people whose lives are an open book. The women of the chorus of the
-big shows on Broadway--the kind who haven’t a line to speak and who
-couldn’t speak it if they had--are responsible in the main for all of
-these sweeping charges of immorality. Our children are born in the
-shadow of the theatre, and a great part of their lives are spent in the
-green rooms and dressing rooms. We try to do the best we can by them
-and bring them up properly.”
-
-Then The Girl, who can tell stories and sing in a most charming way,
-and who for that reason has a salary that is worth considering, broke
-in:
-
-“You men with wives sit back and talk of morality and all that sort
-of thing and you don’t know what it means. You two are lucky because
-you have married good women who look after your interests and bring
-your children up as best they can under the circumstances. You only
-see things from the viewpoint of the male animal, who is used to being
-waited on and catered to. The average man says, ‘I am handsome,’ ‘I
-am great,’ ‘I am distinguished,’ or ‘I am the real one,’ as the
-case may be. He sees a girl whose appearance catches his fancy and
-straightway he must have her. He likes her and that settles it. It
-makes no difference whether or not she likes him--her feelings are not
-to be considered. He is the one. If his passion is a strong one he
-pursues her to the finish and hounds her. If she still holds out he
-becomes actuated by a motive of revenge and so he sets out to try to
-injure her, to prevent her from making a living that she may feel the
-pinch of poverty. He uses all the influence at his command to crush and
-humiliate her, and then he taunts her.
-
-“Boys, I’ve been through the mill and I know what I’m talking about.
-I’m a kid no longer, and I wouldn’t marry the best man on earth, nor
-tie myself up to him for either a definite or an indefinite length of
-time. No double acts for me, but monologues from now on until I get my
-23.
-
-“Let me tell you something you never heard before.
-
-“One night I went down to the Battery and sat on the sea wall there
-for hours looking at the water smashing away at the rocks. It was
-moonlight and almost bright enough to read a paper. I had enough to
-think of while I was sitting there and I thought it, too. I know what
-it is to have a whirring sound in your brain, for I had it then. I was
-trying to get up enough courage to throw myself overboard, for I really
-wanted to die. I had seen all of life and of men that I wanted and had
-enough. I had been driven by a man from the place where I lived to the
-jumping-off spot as coldly, and calmly, and deliberately as a drover
-would direct the course of a steer to the abattoir. He had made living
-impossible for me.
-
-“Those noises in my head had reached that stage where they were like
-the sound of the L road trains going past your windows at night when
-you’re trying to sleep, but the stronger they grew the less they
-annoyed me, and the idea came to me that if I wished hard enough death
-would come very easy.
-
-“You know that old act of mine where I used to imitate a woman who
-had gone insane from grief at being abandoned by her lover? You know
-what a hit it always made. Well, it’s nothing like the real thing.
-Heart-breaking grief in its highest form is quiet. It doesn’t want the
-limelight or stage center, but a dark corner and seclusion. It wants to
-be left alone.
-
-“The next thing I remember was someone saying to me ‘Come out of here;
-what are you trying to do--drown yourself?’
-
-“And there I was in the water up to my waist with a policeman holding
-me by the arm. He turned me around so that I faced the wall again and
-we walked back to where he helped me up. Then he took me, all dripping
-and so cold that I had no feeling at all, to the station house, where I
-was charged, under a most absurd law, with attempted suicide. They were
-humane enough to send for an ambulance and I was taken to the hospital
-and fixed up so I could appear in court the next morning. The man was
-there--the man with his sneering smile and his air of well-fed comfort.
-He had come down to look me over. He probably wanted to see the girl
-who had refused nearly everything that money could get, simply because
-she was not for sale and couldn’t be bought like a new scarf or a hat
-of the latest mode. He also wanted to parade his prosperity before
-my misery, probably that before anything else. Even he must have
-pitied me because of my position, and he edged over to where I was and
-whispered:
-
-“‘It isn’t too late yet, and I want to help you.’
-
-“‘You mean that you want to get me out of here?’ I asked.
-
-“‘Yes,’ he said eagerly, ‘I want to get you out.’
-
-“‘Well, if I were you,’ I told him, ‘I wouldn’t take any chances
-because if I get out of here and you ever speak to me again I will do
-the very best I can to kill you.’
-
-“He shrank back as if he had been stung, and so great was his terror
-that I almost laughed at him. Then he turned and walked away.
-
-“That is the curtain of my story. I could begin at the beginning and
-make it a long one, but what’s the use? I could make a romance of it,
-or even a tragedy, and now that I am my sane self I could even make it
-a comedy. I could go over the list of things he promised me and what
-he promised to do for me, and you would think he had all the wealth
-of the Bank of England at his back, but his mind ran in a groove so
-narrow and his manner was so offensive that the only thing that kept
-him in the human being class was the fact that his nostrils were not
-shaped like those of a swine, and that instead of grunting he used
-language that was fairly intelligible. But for once he was toppled from
-his self-built pedestal and he crashed down in the wreck of his own
-self-conceit. Men like that make the world seem immoral and immoral
-in fact, and a few such as he would degrade the noblest profession in
-the world. Egotists and atheists, believing in nothing save self, they
-taint a community like a plague.
-
-“Bring us some more beer, Billy, for I’m going home. I’m tired and dead
-to the world.”
-
-“I wouldn’t like to be the man you hated,” said Ferguson.
-
-“My boy, I can neither hate nor love, I am simply numb. I have had
-seven proposals of marriage, both in the profession and out of it,
-but there was nothing doing. I am absolutely emotionless. I ask no
-favors on account of my sex and I owe my allegiance to no man. But I am
-watching my tormentor growing gradually old. I see him once in a while,
-you know, and I am keeping track of him. It’s my one joy in life. The
-gray has come into his hair and it is turning white and the wrinkles
-are spreading themselves over his face like avenging fingers. I know
-he is not really happy, although he pretends to be, and some day, in
-some luxurious apartment, he’ll lie dying. A million dollars will not
-give him one more breath nor would a hundred millions add one more day
-to his existence, and when he is very close to that gate which always
-opens inward and from which there is no retreat and I really know that
-he is going, then I will laugh; not the kind of a laugh you know, boys,
-but the kind of a laugh that follows a soul across the border line of
-death and which keeps echoing for ages.”
-
-“Did you ever play the part of _Ophelia_?” I asked.
-
-“No, but I could.”
-
-And we all believed her.
-
-
-
-
-A TWISTED LOVE AFFAIR
-
-
-This is the story of a wooing that went astray.
-
-There are many such stories floating around, and they are all good, if
-they could only be told. But there is the trouble, for, like family
-skeletons, they are sunk so deep in the cellar or locked up so securely
-in the closet that there is no getting to them, even for a minute.
-
-How these two met or where they met is of no material difference, and
-here is where a romantic touch might be introduced. The truth is that
-they came face to face with each other on the boardwalk at Atlantic
-City. He had been up to old Vienna while she had taken in the show on
-the Pier. A dozen or more of those high steins of Pilsner had made
-him a bit reckless, and that was his only excuse. She was lonely, and
-that was hers. It’s a great combination, like guncotton and a match.
-All right apart, but let them meet and the result is pyrotechnical.
-When they were twenty feet apart there was a sudden flash of lightning
-of the vivid brand they have on the Jersey shore, followed by a crash
-of thunder heavy enough to make a cigar store Indian step down and
-crawl under his pedestal. Then a few drops of rain about the size of a
-quarter, and a general scurrying for shelter.
-
-The man whistled for a covered rolling chair, and the girl with eyes
-shut and head down ran directly into his arms.
-
-[Illustration: Atlantic City is the place for sporty girls who play the
-game to the limit]
-
-She recoiled like a rubber ball that has been thrown up against a brick
-wall, while he felt to see if his watch was still fast in the mooring
-at his vest.
-
-“Oh, I beg your pardon,” and she gathered up her skirts as she prepared
-for another flight.
-
-“Don’t mention it,” he answered with admiration, “but I think you could
-beat Jeffries if you were trained down a bit.”
-
-“Sir!”
-
-“Now don’t sir me; it’s raining and that blanket of yours won’t stand
-water. I’ve an option on the only chair in sight. It’s yours; help
-yourself, and if you don’t mind I’ll go as far as my hotel. Are you on
-the job?”
-
-“I don’t think----” she began severely, when the lightning broke out
-again and interrupted her.
-
-“You don’t have to think,” he said. “Jump in and keep out of the wet.
-People don’t think at Atlantic City; they get on the job quick,” and he
-motioned the walking delegate with the perambulator to move up.
-
-“All right,” she said, resignedly.
-
-“Of course it’s all right, for you get home dry while I have a chance
-to meet a good fellow. Now let’s introduce. My name is Ben. There’s
-another part to it, but it don’t make any difference here. What’s
-yours?”
-
-“You don’t lose any time, do you?”
-
-“Never was known to so far. Come on, what is it?”
-
-“Bess,” she answered.
-
-“Bess; great; sounds like a sport. Not hard to say and rhymes with
-‘bless’ and ‘yes’ and a lot of other words. Now, Bess, you and I are
-going to have one little drink just to celebrate. You know the old
-saying--wet out and wet in. The wise gink who’s pushing this van is
-heading me back to where I came from, I see; Old Vienna. I wonder if
-he gets a commission? Just because I like you, and because your hair
-matches my tie I’ll blow you to anything you like from a second-story
-stein up to a bottle--large or small, according to your capacity. How
-about it?”
-
-“I suppose you think because you got me in this absurd wicker basket
-before I could call a policeman and have you arrested for insulting
-me that any proposition you make from now on will not be objected to.
-Perhaps, because I made the fatal mistake of being alone on the walk at
-night, you, too, have made a mistake.”
-
-“I never make mistakes, but this time I overlooked the fact that I am
-hungry. So we’ll get the large bottle and something to eat on the side
-and between drinks we’ll tell each other the story of our past lives,
-and we’ll make a bet on whose is the best.”
-
-Half an hour later they were like a couple of chums who had known each
-other for years, and she was calling him Ben as if she had been raised
-with him.
-
-That was not quite a year ago, and it is only introduced in order that
-the story might be told from the very beginning.
-
-A thousand trifling things happen in life which often turn the tide or
-change the course of events. A man, because his watch is a few minutes
-late, misses a train which is wrecked and thus saves his life; again he
-goes down one street instead of another, for no reason that he knows
-of, and avoids a catastrophe or misses an opportunity; he goes here
-instead of there and something occurs which changes the course of his
-path from that point on to the grave. Call it fate if you like, but
-whatever it is it is inevitable and inexorable, and no human will has
-been found that is strong enough to resist it. It is like the call
-of “Hands up” coming from the desperado with a revolver. There is no
-alternative. In some cases it is impulse, a seventh sense, or pure
-luck--good or bad--according to results, or even intuition. The wise
-man says that what is to be will be and trails along in contentment.
-Others fight it out and come forth beaten in the end.
-
-The two of this story came back to New York hopelessly in love
-with each other, and at that time, so far as I know, it wasn’t the
-commercial love of the twentieth century, ready to switch and change
-as soon as the sun went under the first cloud. They met two, three and
-four times a week, first in one place and then in another, and they
-knocked about town like a pair of happy-go-lucky Bohemians with the
-rent paid a year in advance.
-
-“Some day,” he said to her once, “when I am quite free to do as I like
-I’m going to marry you, and then all of this running to cover like a
-pair of rabbits chased by a brown ferret that you can’t see will stop.”
-
-“How do you know that I would marry you even if you wanted it?” she
-asked.
-
-“We’ll argue that point when the time comes,” was the answer.
-
-“Now that we’ve known each other for so long a time--at least it seems
-long to me--I’ve a confession to make to you. I ought to have told you
-before, but it isn’t too late now.”
-
-“Save your confession as I’m saving mine,” he said. “I never knew
-these past life stories to do any good, for both men and women make
-mistakes, and they ought to do with them as the doctors do with their
-failures--bury them.”
-
-“But we are doing wrong now.”
-
-“The boy up the farmer’s tree filling his pocket with apples is happy
-until he is caught. My motto is to get as many apples as you can until
-you hear the farmer coming and then beat it while you have the wind
-with you. It doesn’t require as much nerve as you think, and any time
-the game isn’t worth it quit. The beaten man in a fight, if he is game,
-always gets as much applause as the victor and sometimes a great deal
-more. I have seen the time when it was better to lose than to win,
-strange as that may seem. I don’t believe in figuring on what is to be
-years from now because I may be dead. There is no to-morrow in life--it
-is all to-day. If battles have been won, cities destroyed, empires
-established and colossal fortunes swept away in an hour what chance has
-a man--a mere atom on the earth--to speculate in futures? The typhoid
-germ upon an oyster, the invisible microbe of consumption eaten or
-breathed in with a thousand other death-dealing mites, can kill him as
-surely as a thunderbolt or a drop of cyanide of potassium. Upon your
-hands and your face at this moment are the bacteria of lockjaw only
-waiting for a scratch or a wound of some kind to enter your veins. Yet
-you do not worry about that. You see you have me talking about things I
-do not like and it will take at least another pint to get the taste out
-of my mouth. Accept my advice, if the sun is shining for you now don’t
-fear the coming night.”
-
-Through all the winter he never knew where she lived or how she lived
-and he didn’t care, and that was because he was a philosopher, and
-she knew as little about him as he did about her. A future meeting was
-always arranged upon the heels of the previous one. Her name was Bess
-and his was Ben and that was sufficient.
-
-Very queer, of course, and almost unbelievable, but true nevertheless.
-
-And all the while the match was getting nearer to the guncotton and
-neither knew it. Playing with fire had come to be such a habit with
-these two that they didn’t fear the flames.
-
-It was at a nice little afternoon luncheon that she became first
-serious and then confidential. They had reached the coffee stage--the
-proper time to put your elbows on the table and talk--when she said:
-
-“Ben, I want $5,000.”
-
-At that particular moment he was lighting a cigarette and he didn’t
-look up for a full minute, which is a very long while if you only know
-the real value of time.
-
-“What for?” he asked, finally.
-
-“I am married, you know. I mean you don’t know it, but I’m telling you
-now, and I want to get a divorce. I have been collecting evidence and
-I have all I want, but I shall have to get a lawyer, and I shall also
-have to live until the case is disposed of.”
-
-“Why didn’t you consult me?”
-
-“Why should I until I was ready?”
-
-“I’m a lawyer.”
-
-“Would you take the case?”
-
-“No, but I could advise you.”
-
-So he did, and being a very smart lawyer instead of giving her a check
-for the money she wanted he gave her what in his opinion was $5,000
-worth of advice. You see, the substance of his love of the fall had
-fallen away to a shadow, and hard-headed business men don’t invest in
-shadows or even pay money to build a monument over a sentiment that is
-either dead or dying. Hearts are rarely trumps; spades have the call
-to-day.
-
-“I’m going ahead anyhow,” she went on, “and I suppose when I am free
-that even your memory will suffer from an attack of dry rot, and that
-you’ll forget everything you have ever said to me--or deny it, which
-amounts to the same thing in the end.”
-
-So the next day she told her story to a lawyer, not the story of Ben
-and the dinners, but the tales of the man to whom she was married, and
-when she produced certain dates and facts she was told she had the
-clearest kind of a clear case and that it would go through with bells
-on, with hubby paying the shot.
-
-The complaint was drawn up and the papers served; and here comes the
-great part of this recital.
-
-Just one week later a clean-cut, well-built young business man, of
-about 35, walked into Ben’s office and asked for a consultation.
-
-“You have been recommended to me,” he began, “by a business friend of
-mine. I have been sued for divorce by my wife. My morals are none too
-good, but neither are hers. Will you take the case and defend me?”
-
-“Yes,” said Ben, “I’ll take it,” and he called a stenographer. “Dictate
-your story to her and then see me to-morrow, when I will have the
-papers drawn up. If your counter charges amount to anything at all we
-can beat her--that is, if you want to beat her. As I understand it you
-don’t want her to get a divorce from you?”
-
-“That’s it exactly. It isn’t that I care a rap, but I don’t care to be
-made a scapegoat, and I think when she knows what kind of an answer I
-have she’ll drop the whole case and take to the woods, which will suit
-me down to the ground.”
-
-At 11 o’clock Ben saw the transcribed notes of the amanuensis and he
-hadn’t read more than ten lines when he jumped from his chair as though
-it had suddenly become red-hot.
-
-“Miss Bates,” he called sharply, “bring me your note book.”
-
-In she came and handed it to him.
-
-“You’ll say nothing about this?”
-
-“No, sir,” but there was the suggestion of a smile around the corners
-of her mouth.
-
-He thrust it in his pocket and in a minute was out of the door.
-
-There was a little luncheon date on with Bess for 12 o’clock, but he
-couldn’t wait. He was at the appointed place a full hour before the
-time, and he sat at the table glaring at the door. Exactly on the
-stroke of the hour she came in smiling.
-
-“Why, Ben, what’s the matter? You look as though you had been struck by
-a blizzard.”
-
-“I have. Read that,” and he handed two typewritten sheets to her.
-“You’ll have to drop that case of yours, and drop it quick, too. Your
-husband had the nerve to retain me to defend him; and in his counter
-charges he names me as your co-respondent, and I’m damned if he hasn’t
-got every move we ever made pat and to the minute. He’s been on to
-everything.”
-
-He looked up suddenly and a look of suspicion came over his face.
-
-“What is this, a job? Have you two been working me?”
-
-“You contemptible thing,” she whispered, “you have the mind of a street
-sweeper. How dare you talk to me like that after all our----”
-
-Two tears came into her eyes.
-
-“If I were a man I would fight you and you wouldn’t dare to fight back.
-You’d run. Do you hear that--you’d run away, because you are a coward.
-I could make you run away now if I wanted, because you are afraid.”
-
-Then she turned and walked out of the place without even so much as
-looking behind her, and the man was left with a lot of typewritten
-sheets clutched in one hand and a stenographer’s note book in the other.
-
-There was never any suit, but if you happen to New York any day during
-the winter months I’ll show you this couple--Bess who made a little
-mistake and stepped out to where the daisies grow once or twice--and
-her husband, who won because he was willing to wait.
-
-It sounds like a romance, I know, but it’s all true, every word of it,
-for the little stenographer told me the most of it.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-WEDDING RINGS AND FOOTLIGHTS
-
-
-There are several titles which would cover this story with equal
-aptness, and one of them is The Siren Song of the Burlesque Lady.
-Another one that would sound well is the Corralling of the Willie Boy.
-In fact they would do well together--a great deal better than the lady
-and the boy did. I call him boy in this story, but he is really a man
-so far as years and stature go, that is all, and he is learning a lot
-every day, so much so that if he keeps on he will some day be a man in
-everything.
-
-The burlesque show with which this perfect lady was a spear carrier,
-as well as a few other things, hit the Bowery early in the season, and
-opened up with a roar that could be heard many blocks. It was the same
-old thing only a little more so, and the line-up was composed of a
-bunch of husky dames who ought to have been carrying the hod instead of
-giving an exhibition of beef on the hoof. The roster is a very familiar
-one, with the beef-eaters sometimes in the background like scenery,
-and then again in the foreground to give the boys a good look at the
-tights, two or three ginger girls, who had a small amount of talent
-with a great amount of nerve, who did stunts in the olio, and the usual
-collection of Irish and Hebrew comedians, of which the least said
-the better. The names on the roster would look like a collection of
-heroines from the Waverly novels, with Pearl, Pansy and Myrtle in the
-lead by a couple of good lengths. It was put together according to the
-recipe of a well-known manager, which was this:
-
-[Illustration: They had a hot time in Minneapolis when the show hit
-town]
-
-“The people who pay their money for these kind of shows, my boy,
-don’t want beauty, or brains or talent. They’d go to sleep with Sarah
-Bernhardt doing the death scene in ‘Camille,’ and they’d call Booth in
-‘Richard the Third’ a frost. What they want is legs--good, big husky
-legs that can take all the wrinkles out of the biggest size of pink
-tights on the market. They want quantity, not quality. Give them that
-and you’ll get their ten, twenty and thirty every time.”
-
-He wore big diamonds, had a bank roll the size of a Hamburger steak,
-and so he must have been in right. Besides he always had a bottle of
-wine with his meals, and he didn’t care what kind of wine it was, so
-long as the label was attractive; which goes to show that his money was
-coming in so fast that his palate couldn’t keep up with it.
-
-On the night the Fair Maids of Gotham opened, the Willie Boy, very fly
-up to a certain point, but with a soft sucker part about as big as
-a Derby hat, planted himself in one of the front seats. He had been
-mixing up with sports all of his life, and as a result the corners
-on him were as hard as flint. His roll was divided in four parts and
-stowed away in four separate places for safety’s sake, and when it came
-to a hurry touch he was prepared to dig down into his change pocket
-and produce a few pennies with verdigris on them as the extent of his
-capital. He had a block and a counter for every proposition that came
-his way and when anything came off he always managed to land his
-percentage and ride, even though everybody else walked.
-
-The orchestra had crushed through its preliminary canter, the lights
-went down, the buzz of talk let up for a moment, and as he settled
-himself back in his seat with a big cigar in his mouth the curtain slid
-up for the opening chorus. The grenadiers in front swung their legs
-coquettishly, and pranced about like two-legged pachyderms as they
-delivered the goods in the shape of a song, which stated in very wobbly
-and uncertain rhyme that they were very jolly, very entertaining, and
-that they were out for a lark and were willing to take chances. It was
-all very affecting, and it might have been going on yet if the star of
-the show, known professionally as the principal boy, hadn’t butted in
-like a football player when the cue, “Here comes the Prince,” was given
-by a perfect lady with a forty-six-inch bust. She was so thoroughly
-upholstered with rhinestones that she looked like some new kind of an
-electric light proposition on legs. Willie sized her up with the eye of
-a connoisseur, and he fell to wondering whether or not among all that
-paving of cut glass there might not be a true gem.
-
-Suddenly, as the line in front swayed, then broke and shifted, he
-caught sight of a tall blonde who had been fastened to it like the tail
-on a kite. She wasn’t quite as wide as the rest of the bunch, but there
-was something about her that attracted his immediate attention.
-
-And here you see again the delicate tracery of the Italian hand of
-fate--that invisible, indefinite thing which stands always at our backs
-ready to move us here and there, like chessmen on a board, whether
-we like it or not. The male human pats himself on his shoulder and
-congratulates himself that he has a will and a mind of his own, but
-ever near him is that wraith which directs his movements, making him do
-this or that and go here and there. There is no force, no threat and no
-cajoling; it is simpler than a twist of the wrist, and the end of that
-winding, twisting, intersected road, with its hundreds of sharp turns
-here and there and its joys and sorrows, is the grave.
-
-So look at the boy with good red blood in his veins, with a gentle,
-high-bred mother, a beautiful sister, and a home in which there was
-nothing but refining influences, sitting bolt upright now in that cheap
-theatre seat and gazing like one bewitched at this girl with the yellow
-hair, bleached to almost a frazzle, and the pale, watery blue eyes,
-with no figure at all and absolutely no talent, produced and spit forth
-from a tenement to grow up in the city’s streets like a weed to finally
-reach the most ordinary position in a most ordinary theatrical company,
-where, standing on the lowest possible level, she was satisfied. Paint,
-powder and rouge made her a ghastly sight, but in his eyes she was
-framed in an aureole and was as beautiful as a Madonna.
-
-It was one of the things that no human being will ever be able to
-account for satisfactorily. Personal magnetism undoubtedly plays a
-part in it, as it does in many other things, but you wouldn’t think a
-young fellow like this would go so far out of his class unless he had a
-throwback strain of degeneracy imbedded somewhere in his system.
-
-The tribe trooped off to make a change of costume and the comedians
-settled down to work. Then the ginger girls whooped things up a
-bit, and an acrobat went through the routine of stunts, while a few
-spasmodic outbursts of applause showed there were some people in the
-house who appreciated his work. But the pair of eyes owned by the young
-fellow in the aisle seat, third row, were looking for that blonde and
-nothing else.
-
-Knowing everybody as he did, it wasn’t a difficult matter for him to
-get someone who knew her to wait after the show and bring them together
-in a rather formal way, although, in her case, that wouldn’t have been
-at all necessary. She had as little use for formalities as she had for
-conventionalities, which is not at all to be wondered at.
-
-“Meet my friend Willie; now let’s all go out and get a drink,” was all
-there was to it, and ten minutes later four--two of each sex--were
-planted around a table in a cafe not more than a block or so from the
-theatre.
-
-“Like the show?” asked the Genial Giantess, who was keen enough to
-smell a little love affair in the air.
-
-“Great,” answered Willie; “it ought to get the money this season. What
-are you going to drink?”
-
-“I never take anything but beer after the matinee--it hurts my voice.”
-
-Strangely enough no one laughed, but with another girl and at another
-time Willie would have laughed himself almost into convulsions, for he
-has a keen sense of humor.
-
-The four ate and drank at that table until it was time for the night
-show and then they separated, by which time Willie was so far gone
-that he sat throughout the evening performance while she smiled
-encouragingly at him from the other side of the footlights.
-
-That is how the courtship really began.
-
-For the rest of the week they were together all the time, and she began
-to realize that she had at last reached the apex of her ambition and
-found a man who looked like a wedding ring and a board bill proposition.
-
-A fellow like this can have a dozen affairs and no one will question
-them, but when it comes to marrying there is a different story. To the
-outsiders it bore all the earmarks of a week’s stand at first, and as
-he never showed his hand no one was any the wiser, not even his most
-intimate friends.
-
-A man’s declaration of love for a woman is a very beautiful thing so
-long as he is honest about it and keeps within his own class. The slang
-of the slums can be made as sincere as the most polished English.
-But in a case of infatuation like this--it might be called temporary
-insanity--it doesn’t hardly seem right there should be any ceremony.
-The halo of romance existed only in the mind of the boy--for the woman
-it was a business transaction with the obligations all on one side,
-so it was with a flippant air that she promised to “love, honor and
-obey,” and then after the briefest of brief honeymoons she went on the
-road with the show, while the young husband at once set about preparing
-a home for her when she should get ready to settle down to a life of
-domesticity.
-
-At first he figured on taking her to his mother’s home, but when he
-told of the hurry-up wedding and showed a picture of the woman to whom
-he had given his name, the scene that followed forever settled the
-question, and he knew that his soubrette wife and his mother would
-never live under the same roof together.
-
-The morals of the members of a burlesque show on the road have come to
-be a joke. Of course, there are exceptions, but they are very rare,
-though I personally know of some good women who have gone on tour
-through force of circumstances and have come through the ordeal morally
-and physically clean. I regret to be compelled to record that the
-Genial Giantess doesn’t belong in this class, and when the aggregation
-had torn thirty weeks off the calendar they came back looking like
-refugees from the San Francisco earthquake.
-
-“I ain’t got a cent,” remarked the blonde on the ferryboat coming from
-Jersey City, “and I don’t have to have because Willie will stake me as
-soon as I get to New York, and besides he’s got a flat fixed up for me.”
-
-That was the truth. He had a nice apartment for the homecoming, and
-while he wasn’t as much in love with her as he was when they were first
-married, he still felt that he had obligations and he ought to make
-good.
-
-You know what I said in the beginning about fate? Well, listen.
-
-While the performers were on the ferryboat, and when Blondie was making
-her celebrated remark, her Willie was up against a bar on Broadway with
-a couple of men he had met some time before. They were talking about
-women, and one, a commercial traveler, remarked:
-
-“I’ll put you up against a warm bunch if you want to get on the job
-this week. We didn’t do a thing to them in Minneapolis when I was there
-on my last trip. I had a big blonde on my staff, and the first night I
-met her I loaded her up so that she had to be carried upstairs to her
-room by three waiters. Here’s a letter I got from her last week, and
-while she’s no ten thousand dollar beauty yet she’s a good fellow and a
-thoroughbred sport. Read it, Willie. When she hits this burg I’ll put
-you next and bet 20 to 1 that she’ll drink you to a standstill, for
-she’s the biggest tank I ever ran across.”
-
-And when Willie read the letter which bore his wife’s signature and
-which put him wise to a few things he had never before dreamed of, he
-did what many another man would do under the same circumstances--that
-is, many another wise man. He ordered a round of drinks, and then he
-kept on ordering and saying nothing, letting the other fellows tell all
-they knew, and the first chance he got he blew out and went home, not
-to the place he had fixed up for Mrs. Willie, but to the home presided
-over by his mother. He simply abandoned the flat and all of his day
-dreams. They vanished like mist in the morning’s sun.
-
-A few days later he got a letter from his wife and in it she reproached
-him for not meeting her, and furthermore she inquired what had become
-of the flat he had fixed up for her.
-
-“I am broke, you know,” she wrote, “and I think the least you could do
-is to help me out.”
-
-She signed it “Your loving (_sic_) and affectionate wife,” and it
-almost gagged him to read it.
-
-He took a sheet of paper and wrote the answer. It contained but one
-line, but it told a whole chapter. In due course of time it was
-delivered to her. She opened the envelope and read the enclosure. What
-she said was unfit for publication, for what she saw was only two words
-and they were:
-
-“Forget it.”
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-TOLD BY THE MANICURE GIRL
-
-
-“How long have you been here?” asked the man with the black mustache;
-“I never noticed you before.”
-
-“Just a week to-day,” said the manicure, as she soused one of his fat,
-pudgy paws in the scented water. She didn’t even take the trouble to
-look up at him as she talked, but applied herself at once to the almost
-impossible task of making his nails even presentable. It’s a hard job,
-you know, trying to improve on one of nature’s bum pieces of work.
-
-The man leaned back in his chair contentedly, and with that air of
-assurance which money begets, and he looked her over as he would have
-looked over a new style of shirt in a haberdasher’s window. He noted
-that her hair was dark chestnut in color and luxuriant, also that it
-was undoubtedly all her own. The contour of her face was such as would
-have attracted any man with red blood in his veins and a heart to pump
-it. She had, besides, nice hands that were well kept, and a dainty
-manner that was rather charming.
-
-“Don’t you ever get tired of doing this kind of work?” he asked, when
-he had finished his inspection and had sized her up to his apparent
-satisfaction.
-
-“I am always tired of it,” she answered, briefly.
-
-“How would you like to travel?” was his next question.
-
-[Illustration: “I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out as if I were a
-common swindler”]
-
-Then she paused a moment and glanced up. She was smiling, and the two
-dimples that came in her cheeks rather enhanced her beauty.
-
-Then he saw that she also had teeth that were white and regular, that
-her lips were red and her eyelashes long.
-
-You know a bargaining man takes in all these things, just the same as a
-buyer of beef on the hoof feels and prods the cattle in the search for
-blemishes.
-
-“There is nothing in the world I would like better than to travel.”
-
-She looked him squarely in the eyes, and her smile was accentuated.
-Then she resumed her work. As for him he leaned still farther back in
-the comfortable chair and sucked complacently on his big Havana.
-
-“I knew you was a nice little girl as soon as I saw you.”
-
-“Did you?”
-
-The rapid, supple fingers never paused for a moment in their work,
-and were trimming, rubbing and polishing those awful nails into some
-kind of decent shape. The thick, heavy, hairy hand, with its spatulate
-extremities, showed physical strength and nothing else. It was made
-for work, and it had worked, too, in its day. It had been used to the
-most ordinary and menial kind of labor, as the hands of its ancestors
-had. It had lifted beams and handled picks and shovels. It had pulled
-at ropes and tugged at heavy burdens. It had had little to do with
-the gentler side of life, and even the big diamond ring on the fourth
-finger could not hide its early career.
-
-But an accident happened--a money-making accident which some might call
-opportunity--and the hands had been withdrawn from their labors, and
-the callous spots had a chance to disappear--gradually, but none the
-less surely. The movement of the slim white fingers caused him to look
-down, and he was conscious of the fact that his heart was beating a bit
-faster than usual. The blue smoke from his cigar curled up through his
-mustache, it crept into his eyes and made them sting. Through the haze
-he noticed that the girl had a bow of black ribbon fastened to her hair.
-
-“I’ll bet you’d be a good sport if you had the chance.”
-
-“That depends upon what you mean by the chance,” she said.
-
-He couldn’t quite analyze that, and so he blurted out:
-
-“Go down the line with me and I’ll show you.”
-
-She paid no attention to that.
-
-“How about it?” he persisted.
-
-“How about what?”
-
-“I’d just like to take you out to a little lunch for two. What time do
-you break away from here? What time do you knock off?”
-
-“To-night, do you mean?”
-
-“Sure, yes, to-night.”
-
-“Just time enough to go home, and I never go out at night.”
-
-“Tush, tush, now. Be a good fellow, and if I like you I’ll take you on
-a long trip. You know you said you liked to travel, didn’t you? Well,
-I’m going to give you a chance, if you behave yourself and stick to me.
-I’ve been looking for a girl like you for a long while, and you just
-hit me right, so you’re on the job. I can make good, all right, you
-needn’t be afraid of that, for I’ve got all kinds of money, and when I
-meet anybody I like I spend it like a drunken sailor, see?”
-
-“Yes, I see; I knew you had money all the time.”
-
-“You did, did you; well, how?”
-
-“Because it is only men with plenty of money who would talk to a girl
-the way you have been talking to me. It is only the men with money
-who think they can buy everything in sight, especially if that which
-they think they fancy happens to be the wearer of a skirt, and it’s
-the men with money who think their money is better than anybody else’s
-money, and their dollars are of more value than the dollars owned or
-controlled by some one who has less than they have. Are you married?”
-
-“No,” he answered. He would have said more if he had known what to say.
-
-“Then why don’t you go and pick out some woman whom you like and who
-likes you, and marry her and have it over with. Your time for being a
-gay sport has passed; leave that to the young fellows.”
-
-Daintily she reddened his nails with rouge, doing them as carefully as
-if they were works of art, and tapping each one gently in order to get
-just the right amount of color.
-
-“I don’t think,” she went on, “that you quite know what you’ve been
-up against. You may have heard the old saying, ‘a burnt child dreads
-the fire;’ well, I’m the child in this case, although I’m no child in
-years. As I told you before, I’ve been here a week, and it’s a great
-relief to me to be working, for I’ve been on one of those little trips
-you were just talking about, and there is nothing to it. You see,”
-then she glanced up quickly, “perhaps you don’t want to hear this.”
-
-“That’s all right; go ahead, you can’t hurt my feelings.”
-
-“I was told that I was a good fellow and a nice girl, and I was led to
-believe that I could have anything in the world that I wanted, and I
-want to tell you right here that it is a beautiful thing to believe and
-have faith in anyone. Some of the stories that men tell to women would
-make great reading if it was only written right, but they would be all
-fiction, because I don’t believe a man ever told a woman the truth in
-his life. I’m talking from personal experience, of course. This one
-man, who was really old enough to be my father, talked to me about my
-future, and said, among other things, he would always look after me,
-and I was serious enough about it to believe that he would, too. Then
-one day he asked me if I wanted to take a little trip, and his words
-were so much like yours when you spoke that you startled me. Isn’t it
-strange that the nails of your left hand take on so much higher polish
-than those of the right hand? I wonder why it is? There, _I’m_ through
-now. Fifty cents, please.”
-
-“But how about the finish of that story? Did you take the trip?”
-
-“Of course I took it.”
-
-“Make the job a dollar and tell me the rest.”
-
-“I never would have believed that I would be sitting here telling that
-story to a man whom I had only met once. You’re not offended at the way
-I criticised you, are you?”
-
-“Not at all,” he answered, “go ahead and criticise me all you like. I
-rather like it, it’s so seldom that I am criticised.”
-
-“You mean nowadays?” she asked, noting his hands.
-
-“Yes, since I got money. Go on with the story.”
-
-“The trip was to be to Europe--first London, then Paris, and after that
-Berlin. He was a banker and so prominent that you would know his name
-at once if I were to mention it, but there is where I draw the line.
-I’ll save him that much, anyhow. When we left he had a large bag in
-which he seemed to take an especial interest, for he would allow no one
-to touch it but himself, and it wasn’t until we were half way across
-that I found out that it was all full of money.”
-
-“Money?” queried the man with the black mustache, sitting bolt upright
-in his chair.
-
-“Yes, money. That’s what I said, wasn’t it?” she asked, petulantly.
-“Brand new greenbacks, pound notes, hundred and thousand-franc notes.
-Oh, they were beautiful to look at, and I counted over the packages
-because they were so pretty. You see, he said he was going over to put
-through a big banking deal, and he cautioned me to say nothing about
-all the money he had with him, for fear he would be robbed. When we
-arrived in London we went direct to the Cecil, where he registered
-under an assumed name, but I was down on the book as his wife, just
-the same, and he told me to go out and get some clothes and anything
-I wanted. He said he wanted to have some of the big bills changed and
-that was the easiest way in the world to have it done, but he asked me
-to bring all the change to him, and to pay for every separate article
-with one of the new bills. I thought it was rather queer at the time,
-but I did as he told me and I never in my life had such a good time
-buying things. I brought back to the hotel a dreadful amount of change,
-so much that it was a nuisance.
-
-“Every day it was the same thing over again until I honestly grew tired
-of spending money. Think of that--tired spending. Before we left for
-Paris he put over $15,000 of the change in a safe deposit vault that
-only he and I knew about, because something had happened and he had to
-get to Paris quickly. When we got there we went to the Grand Hotel,
-where he registered under still another name. Again I went shopping,
-and the only hard part of it was that I had a new bill to change every
-time I bought anything, think of that, even if it was a little lunch in
-a cafe, and many a time I have had to wait while they sent out for the
-change of a thousand-franc note. We were there just four days when one
-afternoon two men came to our rooms with the proprietor or manager of
-the hotel, and the first thing I knew he was arrested on the charge of
-making or having counterfeit money or something like that. Before they
-got him out of the room he whispered to me that he had put $15,000 more
-in a safe deposit vault in Paris, and he told me the name of the place.
-He said it was in my name, too.
-
-“I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out of the hotel as if I had been a
-swindler. I had enough money to get home, and so I came. I don’t want
-any more excitement in mine, and I’m content to get along the best way
-I can, without any fireworks or trips of any kind, unless, of course,
-_I’m_ sure that everything is absolutely correct and all right. Suppose
-I had been broke, what would I have done alone in Paris?”
-
-“What happened to the man?” he asked, ignoring her question.
-
-“He was tried and sentenced to twenty years’ imprisonment, and if he
-had only married me, and I had my marriage certificate, I could go over
-there and get $30,000 as easy as nothing. I don’t care so very much for
-it, but still it would come in very handy and I wouldn’t mind dividing
-it up with anyone who could help me out.”
-
-The man fidgeted in his chair, glanced out of the window, and then took
-a long pull at his cigar.
-
-“Bored you, didn’t it?” asked the girl. “I knew it would, but you
-insisted on my telling it, and you’re the only one that knows it. I’m
-really getting garrulous.”
-
-“Do you think $5,000 would be enough to get the papers fixed up?”
-
-“Oh, yes, that would be quite enough, for I inquired about it. It would
-take me there and back again and pay all expenses.”
-
-“And you’d give me half?”
-
-“Why, of course I would. Who wouldn’t?”
-
-You know the old saying about a sucker being born every minute. I could
-go on and make the usual hot finish to this story, but what’s the use
-when two lines will suffice. She got the money, of course, and he got
-what is known in the language of The Line as the lemon. Very sour it
-was for this hard, wise fellow, and they say that now every time he
-passes a manicure parlor he turns his head the other way and says
-things which wouldn’t look well in print.
-
-[Illustration: There were times when she did things that were
-unconventional]
-
-
-
-
-INVESTING IN A HUSBAND
-
-
-Money makes the mare go.
-
-Sure.
-
-That is, sometimes, if it’s the right kind of a mare and there is
-enough money.
-
-Take out all the “ifs” and “buts” and it will be all right.
-
-The world began with a man, Adam, and the woman came later, but the
-finish will be different, for there will be a woman in the last ditch
-giving or ready to give the avenging angel the stiffest kind of an
-argument.
-
-This story differs from the Creation in that it begins with a woman,
-as all stories of to-day should. And why not? for take the lady out of
-the case and there’s no story and never will be. The slim finger of a
-woman, you know, is in every pie. Sometimes it improves the flavor and
-sometimes it spoils it--that’s a matter of luck--and there are men who
-have tried pies or many fingers, whichever simile you prefer, and the
-result in their cases is always the same.
-
-The girl in this story had birth, and blood, and breeding behind her.
-She also had good looks and a little money, and that is about all
-that anyone wants. Add to that a fairly nice disposition and you have
-reached the limit.
-
-Of course, she wasn’t perfect by any means. She was a bit whimsical and
-peculiar, and her moods were as apparent as the moving pictures thrown
-on a sheet in the theatre. She was unusual in that her moods were
-reflected in her face with all the truthfulness of a mirror. That was
-the reason that some said she was good-looking, while others contended
-that she was most ordinary. Take her as I’ve often seen her, when she
-was cheerful and happy-go-lucky, and while there was nothing about her
-features that was regular she was attractive enough for anyone, and she
-could make a good many young fellows turn their heads to look after her
-as she passed down the street.
-
-Then again something would happen, and she would seem to age ten years
-in as many hours, and a crop of deep lines and wrinkles would spring
-out like magic. But she had magnetism, and she was forever standing at
-the fork of two roads, one of which led to good and the other to bad.
-To her it was the toss of a coin which one she would take.
-
-It was while she was in a thoughtful mood, debating with herself, that
-the man came along. There’s an apology goes with that, for he hadn’t a
-vote yet, and he was very youthful in his ways and of that age where a
-youngster is apt to tell more than is good for him, and to stray from
-the field of fact. Of course, it’s not a crime--it’s only a period.
-With his red cheeks and baby complexion he looked like a cross between
-a stick of peppermint candy and one of Raphael’s cherubs. He was as
-pretty a piece of embroidery as ever asked his mother for spending
-money, and when the girl saw him she immediately threw out a line and
-took him in tow. Inside of twenty-four hours she had her monogram
-indelibly stamped on him, and he was hers. Hand in hand they went out
-to see the world and become real sports, and it wasn’t long before
-wine was the limit and it wasn’t half good enough at that. They left
-a lurid streak up and down the line, but it soon faded out, for they
-weren’t financially strong enough to make a splash that would attract
-any more attention than a pair of tiny gold fish in a two-dollar
-aquarium.
-
-After all, it amounts to nothing more or less than a question of
-capacity--stomach as well as purse, and it is rarely that the two
-harmonize. The man with the yard-wide thirst is often handicapped by a
-purse with complete or partial paralysis.
-
-And then these two fell in with other company in the shape of a man
-and woman whose nuptials had been attended by incidents of a more
-or less exciting character, the star part of which was an elopement
-which savored more of desire than genius in its arrangements. They
-had succeeded so well in their new venture that they owned the entire
-contents of a flat across the river in Jersey, and being still in
-the throes of love themselves--or thinking they were--they were
-headquarters for everything that seemed like an affair of the heart.
-Some who were not their friends were unkind enough to say that it was
-nothing more nor less than a case of misery loving company, and that
-being on the coals themselves this couple enjoyed leading others to the
-broiler. But that’s unkind and really ought not to be believed.
-
-However, many a racket came off in the flat, and they all went as hot
-a pace as wind and weather permitted, until even a rank outsider would
-have said it was time for a minister to get on the job and do what he
-could to make things legal.
-
-The cork popped from a bottle of wine and the juice of the grape
-sizzled out.
-
-“What do you say, Kid, let’s get married?”
-
-“All right, I’m game if you are; you can’t phaze me,” she said.
-
-“Well, how about to-night?”
-
-“The sooner the better.”
-
-Talk about quick action, it was here with a vengeance.
-
-Four people on a ferryboat, then an elevated railroad and the ringing
-of a minister’s door bell.
-
-It’s all very simple.
-
-The dinner afterward in a cafe, very informal, you know, to harmonize
-with the ceremony, with a couple of quarts for luck sandwiched in by
-cocktails and highballs; then a few brief telegrams:
-
-“Married to-night; wish us luck;” you know the rest.
-
-It was all right, after all, apparently, and everybody did wish them
-luck, even if there were a few bad spots in the job. But, you see,
-they suited themselves and there was no one else to be taken into
-consideration, not even the relatives. This going around and holding
-consultations in advance is no good, and people who are in love or who
-think they are in love don’t want advice of any kind, except the kind
-that rings the door bell of a minister’s hut or buys a wedding ring and
-sends it with the words:
-
-“Get busy before it is too late.”
-
-I’m no critic, and I don’t pretend to criticise here. I’m simply
-telling a story which may or may not be true, but I’m not going to be
-responsible for it any more than the man who rents a place and plants
-flowers in the garden is responsible for the architecture of the house
-on the premises.
-
-It is said that the bride in this case was kind enough to supply
-the funds for the honeymoon, while the nice boy supplied the beauty
-and called it even. In the eyes of the lady it seems a fair enough
-proposition, but harsh things are liable to be said of such a
-combination, even though it is no one’s business.
-
-When they returned from the fields of fruits and flowers the boy had
-made up his mind, like the Count Boni de Castellane, that being a
-husband was much better than holding down a job in an office, and so
-they settled in New York like a pair of pigeons after a long flight.
-He had no more idea of the responsibilities of married life than a
-six-months’-old infant has of playing the races. With a place to sleep
-and a feed bag always ready for his face he was satisfied, but that was
-because of his youth. You see, marrying from the cradle has both its
-advantages and its drawbacks, according to the way you look at it.
-
-For him every morning was Christmas, and the tree was always fixed up
-with something nice with his name on it. Do you blame him for looking
-pleasant? Press the button for a dollar, press it twice and you get
-five. Just as easy as drawing money out of the bank when you have a
-check book.
-
-But with all going out and nothing coming in it doesn’t last long, and
-when he had swept up all the spare change in sight he began to cast his
-covetous eye upon the big bundle that was tied up with a woolen string.
-
-He knew something about the racing game--just enough to get stung when
-the time came--and he knew a man who was good enough to offer him a
-half interest in a racing mare that had been kept under cover for a
-year or so, but who could, if she was let out, beat anything that ever
-wore pigskin. To that infantile mind of his this was the one great
-chance of a lifetime and the thousand-dollar bill was the key which
-would unlock the door to wealth.
-
-Money without working for it.
-
-Why it was a pipe. Besides, it made a beautiful and alluring tale for
-the bride, who had reached that stage where she didn’t want her boy
-away from her, not even for a minute. With the thousand he would make
-the initial investment, and with the rest of the bank roll he would
-bet. With paper and pencils they sat at the table one night and rolled
-up two thousand to the fortune of a Rockefeller.
-
-How easy it is to make money that way. All you have to do is to begin
-with any amount, even a penny, and if your pencil holds out you’ll
-have a million in less than no time, but you can’t buy anything with
-it--there’s the trouble. The man in the insane asylum who imagined
-that every stone in the construction of the building was of pure gold
-and that it belonged to him was just as rich in his own mind as the
-wealthiest human being in the world--and happier, too, I’ll bet you.
-
-They planned it all out, even to the trip to Europe on the winnings of
-the first big race, for she would carry odds of not less than 20 to 1,
-because she was unknown.
-
-A little trip down to the bank and out came the money in brand new
-bills that were very good to look at.
-
-So the first step was taken, and the boy made up his mind that he had
-turned his back forever upon such things as ten-dollar-a-week jobs.
-
-It doesn’t require any ingenuity or brains for a man to separate
-himself from such things as thousand-dollar bills--in fact it’s quite
-easy. Consequently it didn’t require any brain work on the part of
-the boy to deplete the account by just that amount within a very
-short time. For his new bill he received in return a slip of paper
-which stated that he was the half owner of the racing mare known as
-Blue Monday, and that in consideration of his paying one-half of the
-training expenses of the said mare he was to be entitled to one-half of
-the winnings, less jockey fees and other incidentals.
-
-To him it sounded beautiful and it took not less than one quart to
-celebrate this new business venture--paid for by the lady, of course,
-but still, in view of the fact that they were one, it was all right.
-
-Then there began to come to him via the U. S. Mail, certain sundry
-statements concerning the expenses of putting this fine bit of horse
-flesh into the proper condition to bring home the money, and the
-request for immediate remittance. There was variety enough about these
-statements, too, to satisfy the most fastidious, and the amounts ranged
-all the way from six dollars and fifty cents to an even hundred. The
-clever mind of the bride took in the situation at a glance, but the
-faith of the optimistic kid held as fast as a ship’s anchor to a rock
-ledge, and he could see nothing but success in the near future.
-
-You know there is never a day so far away that it doesn’t come at last.
-So it was that the day of the long expected race arrived and down deep
-in the trousers pockets of the Pink Cheeked One was $150, the last shot
-in the locker.
-
-“It’s all right, Kid,” he said to her. “It’s just as I thought, she’s
-a twenty-five to one shot, and I’m going to plank every cent down. At
-those odds we’ll take home with us $3,750, and I guess that’ll hold us
-for awhile. How about it?”
-
-“But suppose she doesn’t win?”
-
-“Doesn’t win? What’s the matter with you--are you getting cold feet?
-How can she lose? Didn’t we clock her this morning on the try-out and
-didn’t she beat the track time? Wait till you know more about this game
-and you’ll see where _I’m_ right.”
-
-I don’t know much more about it than that, but the files of papers of
-that date show me that Blue Monday, mare, 3-year-old, was entered for
-the Seaside stakes of $1,500, at odds of 25 to 1; there was a good
-start, with her in the lead. At the quarter she had fallen back to
-fourth, at the half she had crept up until she lapped the second horse.
-
-She finished seventh.
-
-I should say that blue-eyed boy was looking for a job the next day, but
-I’m not fortune teller enough to know whether he connected or not.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-
-
-TRAINING AN OLD SPORT
-
-
-Come and listen to the siren song of the New York girl, and perhaps it
-may interest you for awhile. There is no question about it unless you
-are a bronze statue standing on a gray stone pedestal in some park, or
-a cigar store Indian with an Hebraic nose and a wooden tomahawk. In
-the first place the New York girl has been conceded to be a wonder and
-about the best in the world in looks as well as in figure. She has a
-fine complexion when she gives it a chance to show itself, and, like
-the little girl in the story book, when she’s good she’s very, very
-good, and when she’s bad she’s a peach. The thing is to pick out the
-right one, and your chances for that are just as good as drawing to a
-pair in poker. Some say it’s luck, while others favor the science idea.
-
-With that for an overture, let’s ring the bell for the curtain to go
-up on the charming little two-act play, entitled “The Redemption of a
-Sport.”
-
-The Old Sport has been up against every proposition the sun ever shone
-on, and there was nothing he wasn’t fly to. He had paid board for
-blondes and brunettes as well as a few Leslie Carters, to say nothing
-of an Albino he once took a fancy to. He was an early and late bird,
-and he was known up and down the line by his first name, which is a
-distinction that it usually takes a lot of money or a number of years,
-and sometimes both, to acquire, and even then it’s not a lead pipe
-cinch that you’ll land it right.
-
-[Illustration: A light flashed out on the landing and revealed the
-figure of a beautiful woman]
-
-This fellow was good to the girls, and could be relied on for a
-five-case note on a hurry touch at any time, for he had no buttons on
-his pockets, and he knew that safe deposit vaults in heaven are only
-used for the storing of golden crowns in hot weather.
-
-“If I can’t take my money with me,” he said once, “then I’ll spend it
-here, for if there’s anything in the world that I hate it is to think
-that there’s going to be a lot of hungry relatives picking over the
-bones of my estate before I get comfortably settled in the six feet of
-real estate that no one can beat me out of. The money’s got to be spent
-some time, and I’m going to be the one to get the credit for it because
-it’s mine.”
-
-But there came a time in his life when he felt that he wanted to get
-away from the mob. He had been stung by the bee of domesticity and
-didn’t know it. What he did know was that he wanted a place with a real
-woman in it, where he could hang his hat and that he could call his
-own. If he had wanted to put his brains at work he would have known
-that it was nothing more nor less than the law of nature which had him
-fast--that same law which makes a bird build a nest in a tree, or a
-wild animal pre-empt a bed of moss under the roots of a certain tree.
-
-It was the home instinct.
-
-So he began to cast his eye around for a side partner whom he could
-have and hold, even if he had to coax her up to the altar with a
-marriage license printed in red and gold and lasso her with a wedding
-ring. From that time on he was always on the alert for the right one
-to come along, and every time he heard a sound like a skirt he made
-an investigation. In about ten days he turned down all the Dollies and
-Mauds of the Line, for he couldn’t see where they would have a look-in
-if the cook happened to leave in a hurry and he arrived home with a
-backwoods appetite. You see he wanted a gas-stove performer who could
-in an emergency tell the difference between a roast and a ragout in the
-raw state, and who could juggle with a lot of cold grub in the ice box,
-and turn out a square meal that was not only hot but nourishing. He was
-tired of restaurant hash, anyhow, and he was longing for the kind of
-biscuits that mother used to make.
-
-He figured for awhile on a girl named Elsie, who could make a cocktail
-to beat the band, and who could also drink more and get away with
-it than any of the rest. She was a good looker, too, and she had
-trotted in double harness before, but he found out that she was a bit
-promiscuous in her tastes, and he didn’t care to feel that he had to
-stay at home all the time in order to keep her from entertaining any
-stranger in a pair of trousers who happened along. So he put a red
-cross, which means “Danger, Keep Off,” opposite her name, and began
-looking in another direction.
-
-He changed his tactics completely.
-
-“I’m on now,” he said to himself. “I’ll hunt up some nice little
-innocent girl who doesn’t know anything of the world, and who has taken
-a course in a cooking school. I want the kind whose ambition in life is
-to be boss of a nice three-story house, and who doesn’t care any more
-for Broadway than a hobo does for a hot bath. I’ll just hunt up some
-mother’s girl who has her hair hanging down her back in a big, thick
-braid, and I’ll sing her a song that’ll make her think I’m the real
-thing on wheels.”
-
-So with that very laudable and commendable idea he started out. He
-didn’t figure that a tough old nut like he was had any right to go up
-against a game like that, and that his play was to mix with people of
-his own class. But you’ll find in nine cases out of ten that the worse
-a man is or has been the more innocence and purity he wants when he is
-figuring on giving a sky pilot a chance to make a dollar or two.
-
-But having made up his mind the kind of a field he was going to hunt,
-the next question was how to break in. All the girls he knew were,
-without exception, of the brand which are at their best when the lights
-are turned on, who rent flats for business purposes, and who change
-quarters when an intimation is made by the captain of a police precinct
-that the change will do them good. To save his life he couldn’t figure
-out this new proposition, and he was like the man who bought a new
-double-barreled shotgun and then found out he couldn’t get a permit to
-hunt the birds the old farmer owned.
-
-And now right here, at the critical moment, in steps fate, luck, or
-destiny, it doesn’t matter which, for they are all the same, and
-shuffles the cards for a new deal.
-
-An automobile on Broadway bumped hard enough into the rear end of a
-hansom cab to almost throw the driver from his seat and to make him
-swear a blue streak of profane eloquence. The usual crowd collected,
-and in the bunch caught there by the sudden rush of curious and morbid
-humanity was the Old Sport. He pushed with both elbows to free himself
-and then stepped back testily. A girl behind him cried out with pain,
-and he turned suddenly around to find himself face to face with as
-choice a little blonde as ever carried books home from school, and,
-furthermore, she had a braid down her back.
-
-“I beg your pardon, did I hurt you?” he asked.
-
-“I’m afraid you did; you stepped on my foot.”
-
-“Well, just take my arm and let me help you out of this crowd.”
-
-Easy if you only know how and the chance comes your way.
-
-The Old Sport wasn’t really old--not over forty--and he was there with
-the looks, and the little lady rather liked the way he framed up, as
-anyone could see by the way she cuddled up to him as she limped along.
-His heart was beating it like a yeggman coming East on a brake beam,
-and already he was figuring on how to handle this new proposition.
-
-If it had been one of those other girls he would have said:
-
-“You just send your trunk up to my place, and we’ll go around and have
-a talk to a minister; how about it?”
-
-But he couldn’t say that to this girl with the pink in her cheeks and
-the fluffy hair that had never been up against the peroxide.
-
-“Foot pretty bad, Kid?” was the way he broke the ice.
-
-“Oh, no, thank you, it’s all right now, but it hurt me a lot at first.”
-
-“Live far from here?” he came back again.
-
-“No, not very far; only Fifty-third street.”
-
-There was only ten blocks to go, and when they got to the last one he
-knew all about her. He knew that she was living with her aunt, and
-that she was taking music lessons because some day she hoped to be able
-to teach. As they paused for a moment on the corner, he said:
-
-“If you should happen along on Forty-second street to-morrow about 2,
-I’ll be glad to see you.”
-
-It was a bit crude, but it went all right and the date was made. When
-she walked away he stood looking after her, and he noticed that she had
-a nice trim figure, a dainty little foot and that she stepped out like
-a thoroughbred.
-
-“You for me,” he remarked, and then he hustled back to find some one he
-could treat, so great was his joy.
-
-So there’s the picture, to use a theatrical term, and the curtain goes
-down on it for the end of the first act.
-
-Now, you and I and some of the rest of the thirsty crowd will go out
-and have a drink between acts, but it’s a warm night and instead of one
-drink there’s half a dozen. Time flies when you’re in good company and
-the Old Sport was taking no chances. Ten interviews with the girl--ten
-good, square, honest talks at the rate of a talk a day--and she
-consented to take a chance with him and tell the folks afterward. He
-was on the level, though, and when she went home a couple of days later
-she had the little certificate with her, and after a few tears Auntie
-was invited around to visit her new nephew and look over the new house.
-
-As for the Sport, he settled down as comfortably as an old buff
-Cochin-China hen on a dozen eggs, and he made up his mind that he had
-been missing a good many years of real dyed-in-the-wool happiness
-while he was traveling The Line with the bunch and throwing all kinds
-of booze under his belt.
-
-But when the weeks began to add themselves into months he grew a bit
-restless of nights and it came pretty hard when any of the boys asked
-him to come along and help them crack a bottle. He took the Mrs. to the
-show once in a while, but it was always a case of hurry home as soon
-as the orchestra began to play “My Country, ’Tis of Thee.” He didn’t
-want to take a chance of being caught by any of the Merry-Merrys who
-were out for the rent and guyed for “marrying decent.” Once or twice
-he thought he had made a mistake and that the change was too great or
-too sudden for him, but an hour later when he had his slippers on and
-was planted in the big armchair in the corner, he knew he wouldn’t make
-any kind of a change for the world, and he felt that he had lost a good
-many years out of his life in not getting into this kind of a game
-sooner. Like an old fire horse, he was all right as long as he didn’t
-smell fire. But the time was coming, and it was as sure as rent, taxes
-or death.
-
-It came when he went out one night to be gone not more than a half
-hour, and when he tried his key in the lock it was 2 A. M., and the
-girl, her eyes red from crying with the desertion and the loneliness
-of it all, had fallen asleep, fully dressed, across the foot of the
-bed. He was very sorry and penitent, but for all that he went out the
-next night just the same, and after that he was never in. He was back
-on the old trail, mixing once more, to the great delight of the crowd.
-The novelty of home had worn off, and when his wife waited up for him
-she usually found him too drunk to understand what she was saying to
-him. From one step it is easy to take another, or, as the Chinese say,
-the creeper always walks in the end. He took to bringing friends home
-with him at all hours, especially between three and six in the morning,
-and their arrival was always made apparent by the wild time they had
-scrambling up the stairs.
-
-Now, in this story--as in real life--always keep your eye on the lady.
-It doesn’t make any difference where she comes from, whether it’s New
-York City or Lower Squankum, New Jersey, she is either one of two
-things, very clever or very dull. There is no medium, for what may seem
-to you like a medium is only a counterfeit and not the real article.
-For every ninety-nine dull women there is one clever woman; for every
-ninety-nine clever women there is one ace who tops the rest as easily
-as Mont Blanc tops an ant hill. The wife in this case was not one of
-the dullards, that’s a cinch. If she had been she would have made an
-idiot of herself and acted the way the rest of them do--which is a
-great nuisance and annoying to any man. She was a genius, and I ask you
-to take off your hat to her--as I do.
-
-“I notice,” she remarked to Old Sport one morning, “that you never
-bring more than one friend home with you when you arrive. Why don’t
-you bring half a dozen, or three, anyhow? It would be much more
-companionable.”
-
-He was a bit on his guard at first, but she convinced him that she was
-serious about it, and then he began to congratulate himself that he had
-his wife well in hand.
-
-Two nights later he arrived with half a dozen of the hottest hooters
-that ever held an all-night session in a furnished flat. He let them in
-with his key, and as they paused at the foot of the stairs, a clock
-from somewhere chimed out a silvery “three.”
-
-“Come on, boys; open house here; everything goes,” said Old Sport. “My
-wife says my friends are good enough for her if they’re good enough for
-me. Come on.”
-
-He, with another, made the start up the stairs, but they hadn’t gone
-more than a few steps when a brilliant light from the landing somewhere
-fairly dazzled them.
-
-Directly in front of them, apparently in the act of stepping out of a
-huge picture frame, was the symmetrical figure of an almost nude woman.
-The light struck her just right and brought out every detail.
-
-“Great,” shouted someone from the foot of the stairs.
-
-“Shut up, you fool, it’s my wife,” answered the Sport. “Put out that
-light up there, do you hear? Put it out.”
-
-But it blazed away as steadily as ever, and there was no movement on
-the part of the figure, except that the full bosom rose and fell with
-the regularity of her breathing.
-
-The Sport turned around on the stairs.
-
-“Come out of here, you fellows; this is going too far. Come on,
-skiddoo, all of you.”
-
-And when the last one had gone out he slammed the door behind them.
-What happened inside is none of your business, nor mine, either,
-because I don’t believe in scandal, but any evening the Old Sport is
-wanted he will be found at his home address with his wife and a kid who
-looks like him.
-
-As for the lady; she has a genius that she is just beginning to
-appreciate.
-
-
-
-
-CONCERNING A SYRIAN BEAUTY
-
-
-Transplant the Oriental to the Occident, or in plain words bring a
-nice-looking girl from the East to New York, for instance, and nine
-times out of ten there is sure to be something doing. Most of the
-doings, to be sure, are under the rose, but every once in a while some
-hint bobs to the surface and the news is wafted about by every breeze
-of a whisper.
-
-In his very handsomely appointed suite of apartments on the upper
-West Side is a young fellow who has good enough blood in his veins
-to be game and take his medicine, and with sense enough to keep his
-mouth shut. Across the bridge of his nose are three knife cuts made
-by a blade that was very keen, which was held by a hand that knew its
-business. His doctor tells him that it is not at all serious, even
-though inconvenient--you know how doctors talk when there is a good fat
-fee at the other end of the line. He also says that there is nothing
-in the world that will prevent and eradicate those three disfiguring
-scars, even after the wound has been thoroughly healed and every
-possible surgical precaution taken.
-
-And there’s the rub.
-
-Through all the rest of his life this man, upon whom the world has been
-smiling since his birth, will be marked with the signs of his folly.
-
-So much for the present.
-
-Now for the recent past.
-
-[Illustration: Put her in tights and she would have been an Oriental
-sensation]
-
-The woman was a Syrian beauty with sloe eyes and an olive skin that was
-like a piece of copper-hued satin, so soft and smooth and free from
-blemish was it. There was a faint flush of red in her cheeks, too, as
-if the hot blood was trying to break through the tender skin. Her lips
-were red and full, and because of all that riot of color her teeth
-showed whiter than they really were. She had, besides, small feet and
-slim, trim ankles.
-
-Any wise man will appreciate that and understand why they are brought
-into this story. Up to the age of twenty-five the male animal looks at
-the female face and is satisfied. After that no such casual scrutiny
-satisfies him. First face, hair and general contour, then ankles, and
-often it is the last view which does the work or turns the trick, which
-is the same thing, only it is expressed differently. This is with
-the assumption, of course, that the man has enough discrimination to
-want quality, not quantity. Quantity is unwieldy and unsatisfactory
-from every viewpoint except from that of the gentleman who is in the
-butcher business, and who wants a standing advertisement for his shop.
-_Embonpoint_ is all right in sausages but not in women, excepting--and
-that is understood--those on dime museum platforms.
-
-The first name of the lady was Dekka, the rest was unpronounceable and
-we’ll let it go at that. She was a seller of Oriental goods, not from
-a Tenderloin standpoint, but real merchandise such as is recognized
-by the law--laces, draperies, bits of cunningly embroidered silks,
-and even rugs, which she called carpets, with the accent on the first
-syllable. Her stock was carried in a dress suit case which was handled
-by her “brother,” who was also a Syrian, and he only resembled her
-because he, too, had black eyes, an olive skin and dark crispy hair, to
-say nothing of his small feet.
-
-Day after day they went in and out of houses, flats and apartments,
-visiting none but the best, and calling an express wagon into service
-when a rug display was necessary. She was the brains of the combination
-and did all the selling. His job was done when he put the satchel down
-by her side. Then he effaced himself and was invisible until she was
-ready to exit, when he made a mysterious reappearance from somewhere.
-
-And that’s the soup of the story; the roast follows.
-
-The Jap valet to the young man of means and leisure announced to him
-one afternoon that a dark lady--makes you think of the queen of spades,
-doesn’t it?--wanted to see him and wouldn’t take no for an answer.
-
-“Bring her in,” said Jimmy, who was feeling in just the right kind of a
-humor to see anyone, even a man to whom he owed money, and in a moment
-she had slipped into the room as lightly as a cat walking on wet grass.
-There was the sound of her French heels hitting the bare spots on the
-polished floor that was music to him, and he wondered what there was in
-the meeting of leather and wood that was so attractive and just a bit
-different from anything he had ever heard before.
-
-She courtesied in a friendly, intimate sort of a way, and then spoke:
-
-“Good day; the lady? Can I show her some laces? Very fine.”
-
-There was just the faintest touch of an accent in her voice, but it was
-rather pleasant than otherwise, and it seemed to have a very soothing
-effect on him.
-
-“There is no lady here,” he laughed, “that is, not yet.”
-
-“Ah, too bad, and such a nice place, too. It is so beautiful.”
-
-She half turned as if to go, and he stepped toward her.
-
-“What have you got to sell? I might buy something.”
-
-“You are so kind; I have them here,” and she motioned to the next room.
-“My brother bring them, then he go ’way. It is very heavy to carry all
-the time.”
-
-“Yama,” called he, “bring it in, whatever it is,” and in a moment the
-Jap came lugging the leather case.
-
-Jimmy noted how deftly the shapely brown fingers unfastened the brass
-catches, and as she leaned over he found himself studying her with the
-eye of a man who has seen and known a great many women of all kinds and
-all nationalities with one or two exceptions, and one of the exceptions
-was Syrian. A faint perfume, the odor of which he failed to recognize,
-seemed to fill the room, and he knew it came from her, and he became
-suddenly aware that he was taking more interest in the saleswoman than
-he was in the goods she was about to offer him.
-
-When the bag had been opened and the contents tumbled out
-promiscuously, without any attempt at order or display, she sat down
-on the rug beside them. She picked out a lace scarf and carefully
-smoothing out its folds held it before him.
-
-“Very fine,” she said; “all made by hand, see?” and she pointed to the
-heavy embroidery.
-
-“It’s all right,” he answered, but he wasn’t looking at the silk, he
-was looking straight in her eyes and wondering why it was he had never
-met a woman with eyes as black as those before.
-
-“You are not looking,” she said.
-
-“I am,” he replied.
-
-“At the scarf, I mean.”
-
-“No, there is something better.”
-
-“But I am only selling the scarf to you,” and she began to fold it up
-while her cheeks became more red.
-
-“What’s the price?” asked Jimmy.
-
-“Only $6, and very cheap.”
-
-“All right, I’ll take it; let me see what else you’ve got there.”
-
-And presently they were both sitting on the rug, he on one side of
-the bag and she on the other. In a half hour he had spent one hundred
-dollars, but to save his life he couldn’t have told what it was he had
-bought and, what was more, he didn’t care.
-
-He laid the crisp new bill on her knee, and as she began to fold up the
-remnant of her stock he asked questions.
-
-“You said your brother went around with you. Is he really your brother
-or something else?”
-
-“My own brother; why should I tell you a lie?”
-
-“I don’t know except that there are a great many brothers and cousins
-in this world who are not brothers or cousins at all, except as a
-matter of convenience. You know, I think you are a nice little girl and
-I fancy I’m getting just a bit gone on you. I don’t mind buying things
-from you, but I should like it if you and I could be friends.”
-
-By this time they were standing up; the suit case had been closed and
-it was still between them, as if it was a sort of a guardian.
-
-“Couldn’t you stay here and have a little lunch with me? We’ll have it
-right away and you’ll be away in an hour. Where’s your brother?”
-
-“Oh, he always waits somewhere--outside, maybe.”
-
-“In the other room?”
-
-“Oh, no; sometimes in the hall and sometimes in the street; sometimes
-he goes away and comes back again.”
-
-“Well, this time he can wait a little longer. Yama,” calling to the
-Jap, “get some lunch and hurry up.”
-
-He picked up the barrier of a dress suit case and put it one side, then
-he walked over to her and putting his arm around her waist, pulled her
-toward him and kissed her squarely on the mouth.
-
-“Oh,” she cried, “what are you doing?”
-
-“Kissing you. I’ve bought your silks and now I’m ready to invest in
-kisses, and I find,” he remarked, as he kissed her again, “that your
-kisses are the best.”
-
-The blood leaped to his brain, and he held her so tightly that it
-seemed as if he would crush her.
-
-“You’ve made me fall in love with you,” he said, and that strange
-Oriental perfume which came to him from her seemed to make him mad. “I
-want you to go away with me; will you? We’ll go wherever you like, and
-you will not have to sell those things any more. You can have all the
-money to spend that you want and you will be a lady.”
-
-Here was a picture strong enough to turn the head of any woman, much
-less a Syrian straight from peasant stock, brought into the world by
-accident, with a face like a Madonna and with a supple, pliant figure
-that made men turn around and look after her. A girl who had known
-what privation and hardship was, and who came of a race where women
-were born to be servants and made to wait on men, the masters. Her
-beauty had brought her nothing and now it had suddenly become an asset,
-a stock in trade of so great value that for the rest of her life she
-would know neither work, nor care, nor trouble. The blood rushing
-through her veins made her dizzy and her head fell forward as her eyes
-half closed. One brown arm crept up and around the neck of this strong,
-broad-shouldered American, and it kept her from falling to the floor
-in the excess of her emotion. He felt her going, and picking her up,
-carried her to the big armchair over in the corner, where she cuddled
-up like a rabbit. She was clasping and unclasping her fingers nervously
-as he stood looking at her and her half-closed eyes never once met his.
-
-“What’s the matter?” he asked, bending over. “Can I do anything for
-you?”
-
-“No,” she whispered; “I was only thinking of my brother.”
-
-“You don’t want to mind him; he’s all right wherever he is.”
-
-“Not that, but he might not want--he might not like you to--to love
-me,” and she looked up at him.
-
-“We’ll take care of your brother all right. Because he is your brother
-I will do what I can for him. Why, I will----”
-
-The voice of the Jap came from the other room just as Jimmy was
-settling himself on the edge of the big chair, and had his arm around
-the Syrian’s neck.
-
-“No,” it said, “you wait; I see.”
-
-There was an angry voice raised in expostulation, and then before the
-man could move the brother came bounding through the parted curtains.
-He paused for just one brief moment and then shrieked:
-
-“Dekka.” He said something else, too, but it was in his own language
-and only the woman understood, but whatever it was it made her shrink
-still lower in her seat and cover her face with her hands. He was on
-Jimmy like a cat, and three times, even though the frightened Jap was
-trying to pull him off, he cut, and each cut was across the bridge of
-the nose, and the knife blade went as true and sure to the mark as
-though it was in the hands of a surgeon on a patient who was under
-ether. Then with one firm grip on the wrist of the girl he dragged
-her to the door and out, while the faithful Yama was using the silk
-scarfs--the ones which had just been bought--trying to staunch the flow
-of blood.
-
-And that’s the story.
-
-And the moral of it is that every man should stick to his own race and
-his own blood, Caucasian to Caucasian and Oriental to Oriental, for
-there are some things in this world that don’t mix any more than oil
-and water.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: The first pair are in the ring, the talk ceases, and the
-show is on]
-
-
-
-
-THE REJUVENATION OF PATSY
-
-
-We’ll just take in a fight to-night for a change. I’ve had you Down the
-Line, over on the East Side, in the wine joints, behind the scenes,
-and in half a dozen of the so-called swell restaurants, and all the
-time there have been all kinds of punching matches going on in a dozen
-different halls, “Clubs,” they are called, just to sidestep the stern
-arm of the law, but what difference does it make to a good sport so
-long as the men are well matched and they are willing to mix it at all
-times?
-
-Three rounds are the limit, but there is a lot doing between bell and
-bell--enough to make even the most seasoned ringster sit up and look
-around as if to say:
-
-“Now here is some punching that does a man’s heart good--it seems like
-old times, when----.” You know the rest about the days of long ago, and
-if you listen to him he will hand you a line of talk that will put you
-away for the count.
-
-You may talk as you like about all the sports you know, but after all
-there is nothing like a good go with the gloves between a pair who know
-their business, and there are few men who have any red blood in their
-veins who will not go a long ways to see a slugfest. Of course you’ll
-always find up against some bar a bunch of dead ones who will stretch
-their arms and say:
-
-“Not for mine; I’ve seen all I want to see, and I wouldn’t go around
-the corner to get a ringside seat at a go between Roosevelt and Kaiser
-Wilhelm.”
-
-There’s a screw loose somewhere in these fellows, or else they are
-drying of dry rot and don’t know it. Nine out of ten of them are bigger
-around the waist than they are around the chest, and they invariably
-talk loud.
-
-There’s a little club that I know of where you can get a great run for
-your money, and we will go there.
-
-It’s a case of come early and avoid the rush, for when the gong rings
-for the first bout there is only standing room left and that is at a
-premium because the prices are low. The manager doesn’t have to bother
-his head about making matches because the “talent” comes to him, and
-it often happens that the men who furnish the preliminaries are picked
-from out of the audience. These three-round affairs have done a lot to
-bring out a bunch of new ones; any young fellow who knows any part of
-the game can go on and get a try-out. He earns a few dollars and if he
-proves to be good, he is boosted along the line.
-
-There is a mixed crowd on hand to-night, and you can expect a good
-card. In one of the ringside seats is the district attorney, a man who
-loves a fair fight in or out of the ring. Further up are a few brokers
-who have thought it worth while to come down here for one night,
-anyhow. It is safe to say that every class in life is represented, the
-man who is worth a million rubs elbows with the ten-dollar-a-week clerk
-and they fraternize as freely as though they were chums.
-
-“This Abe Attell is a clever boy, but they say he hasn’t the punch,”
-ventures the clerk.
-
-“Yes, I saw him recently and he made that big fellow look like a cart
-horse,” returns the man of money.
-
-The fellow who paid one-tenth of his weekly stipend to join the club
-for that one night, which, by the way, is the system employed to evade
-the law on the subject, pulls out a cigarette, and asks:
-
-“Can I trouble you for a light?”
-
-“No trouble at all,” comes the cheerful answer, and a glowing perfecto,
-which cost not less than thirty-five cents, is handed over.
-
-That miscellaneous crowd is welded into one solid mass by the masonry
-of sport, even though individual opinions are retained, and the opinion
-of a seasoned ring-goer is set hard and deep as the rock of Gibraltar.
-
-The smoke is wafted back and forth like the tidal currents of the sea
-and the exertions of a hundred devotees of nicotine are adding to it
-every moment. An interminable buzz of voices fills the big room, and
-there is fight in the very air.
-
-“I tell you the old man could lick O’Brien any day he wanted to; he’s
-got the punch and he can stand the gaff, ain’t that enough?” This in a
-strident voice from the cheaper seats, and it was answered at once by
-an argument that was apparently deemed irrefutable:
-
-“Why didn’t he do it?”
-
-Near the door is a fight bug whom no one ever heard of, and who is
-interesting simply because he is a freak. He is voluble, emphatic and
-vainglorious.
-
-“I kin beat Britt an’ he knows it, an’ dat’s the reason he won’t give
-me a chanst. He’d be a pipe fer me, ‘cos I’d infight him, an’ he
-couldn’t stand my body punchin’. Dere’s where I’m great--on dose body
-blows. I challenged him three times an’ he never paid no attention to
-me. He’s afraid uv me, dat’s what he is. I kin beat ’em all if dey’ll
-only cum to me.”
-
-“You couldn’t beat a carpet,” shouts a wit, and the bug is temporarily
-squelched.
-
-The noise of the voices is suddenly emphasized--the first pair are
-coming and the show is on. Into the ring they climb from opposite
-corners, principals and seconds, and then, more leisurely, as befits
-the dignity of his exalted position, comes the announcer. They all have
-the same speech, which has been doing duty for generations, and this
-one is no different from the rest:
-
-“A little order, please, gentlemen, and stop smoking while the bouts
-are on.” But no one ever pays any attention to that last. “These two
-boys,” he calls them by name, “both members of this club,” another neat
-little scheme to evade the law, “will box three rounds for scientific
-points only. Keep a little order, please, because if you make a noise
-the bouts will be stopped. The men will box straight Marquis of
-Queensberry rules. All ready, boys.”
-
-He waves his hands toward the corners, and then backs through the ropes
-conscious of a duty well performed. The gloves, a bit too big for the
-majority of the onlookers, have in the meantime been adjusted, the
-referee calls “Time,” they step to the center, shake hands and get down
-to work. Sparring doesn’t go in bouts of such short duration, so it’s a
-case of mix it from the start. Here is a sturdy little Italian against
-a good, fast and clever Irish lad. The good-natured grin of the former
-is never relaxed for a moment as he wades in, taking a punch to give
-one. This fellow is fighting his way out of debt, and he’s well on the
-road to financial freedom now. Last year he figured in more than one
-star fight and he looked like a money-maker. He took care of his end of
-the purse every time, but on one of his Southern trips he fell in with
-a girl that he grew to think pretty well of, and it wasn’t long before
-she became the custodian of his coin. When the bank roll was big enough
-to suit her, she blew with another boy and left this one broke. That’s
-the reason he’s putting the gloves on and going three hard rounds for
-a ten spot now. The Irish boy is punching him at will and counting up
-the points every time they come together, but there is steam behind
-those blows of the Italian, and it isn’t hard to predict the result if
-they were to go ten rounds instead of three. At the finish they are
-furiously mixing it in a corner, and the gong rings its notification
-more than once before they break away, shake hands, the Italian still
-smiling, and climb out to make way for the next pair.
-
-The boys are put on as fast as they can bring them in the ring, and the
-bouts are all good ones. Finally there is only one more to come, and it
-is that for which the crowd has been waiting.
-
-Before the announcer can do his next stunt half a hundred hands--gloved
-and ungloved--are coming together in applause. The cue came when a trim
-built, muscular little fellow, whose condition is not too good, slips
-through the ropes. He smiles cordially at the crowd and nods his head
-jerkily in response to the reception.
-
-“I take pleasure in introducing Patsy Haley,” begins the announcer, but
-he is stopped by the applause which breaks out again, and he fails to
-get in that saving clause about the “club member” business. As if Patsy
-needed any introduction to that crowd of sports, young or old, who have
-seen him fight when he was at his best. How can they ever forget the
-wonderful cleverness he used to show? Don’t you remember when he fought
-Terry McGovern before the Lenox Athletic Club in 1899? It was all Patsy
-up to the eighteenth round, and even the wonderful Terry couldn’t find
-him until then, when he landed the crashing punch that gave him the big
-end of the purse. Is it any wonder that they applaud him? He’s too wise
-for the best of them for three rounds even to-day, for he can stall and
-get away with as little effort as a kid makes when he goes up against
-a nursing bottle. He hits when and where he likes and how he likes,
-but he has no punch, as the youngster who is up against him soon finds
-out, and so he wades in to do a little execution with a wild, swinging
-right, but the glove never gets within three inches of Patsy’s smiling
-face. It is jab, jab, jab with the old-timer, and the crowd roars its
-approval, while the Kid’s seconds keep calling to him in stage whispers
-which can be heard all over the house, to--
-
-“Mix it there, Kid, one punch will do him.”
-
-Their advice is good, but the bewildered, dazed kid, not hurt a bit,
-but simply made dizzy by those lightning-like feints, followed by taps
-that push his head back and throw him off his balance, can’t make good.
-He rushes, swinging as he comes in, but he finds himself breasting the
-ropes, and he turns only to get a straight left square on the point of
-the nose.
-
-It’s very discouraging work for a novice. You see, he’s evidently
-been figuring on going into the ring and putting this old-timer away
-and then getting his name and picture in the sporting papers. It’s a
-hundred to one that he’s been in training, and he’s had it all framed
-up with his trainer just how he was going to do the trick. It seemed
-very easy in that stable, or loft, or wherever it was that he had his
-punching bag and skipping rope, and he was told there was no harm in
-a dozen of Patsy’s punches rolled into one. He knows that now, but
-that merciless, pitiless jab is enough to worry anyone, and besides,
-his arms are beginning to ache with the effort of swinging and hitting
-nothing.
-
-“Close in, Kid; close in.”
-
-They are calling to him again and he makes another rush. He is going to
-try to knock the smile off that face this time. He puts all his effort
-in the blow and lets go. He misses, and the force of it brings him to
-his knees as the bell rings for the end of the first round.
-
-He takes his seat and he knows that those yells are not for him.
-
-His seconds and counsellors are there as quickly as he is, and while
-he is being fanned, and rubbed and sprayed, he is also being advised
-how to do it next time. Over in the other corner Patsy is talking
-laughingly with some ringside friends.
-
-“You’re as fast as ever, son,” says one. “How are you feeling?”
-
-That is always the proper thing to ask a man who is in the ring--that
-is, when you’ve nothing else to say. I’ll bet no man ever went in the
-ring who wasn’t asked that question at least a dozen times. It seems to
-be sort of a stock query, just as every rube considers it his bounden
-duty to ask an actor who plays his town:
-
-“Where do you go from here?” As if it made any difference to him where
-the actor went, but he feels he has to say something, so he says that.
-
-The gong rings, and they’re at it again. The Kid has a new set of
-tactics now, and he proceeds to put them into execution, so as soon as
-he leaves his chair he starts on a run for his opponent. He’s going
-after him this time, sure enough. Out goes the left and around goes the
-right. The right gets Patsy just behind the ear and shakes him up a bit.
-
-“Go after him; you’ve got him,” call out the seconds. He thinks so,
-too, and he draws back when the versatile Patsy slips into a clinch.
-
-“Break there; break now,” calls the referee. The Kid is pushed away
-and his antagonist dances back out of reach, not showing the slightest
-evidence of distress. Truly this is no cinch. Again and again an
-attempt is made to land that finishing punch, but each time it fails
-to connect, and when it does land it doesn’t seem to land in the right
-place. In a mixup his chance comes again, and he rips up a right to
-the stomach so hard that the old-timer grunts. That gives him a little
-courage and after the break he rushes again, but the jaw that he aimed
-for is not there. His nose is beginning to get a bit sore when the bell
-rings with rather a welcome sound.
-
-Lacking the punch this “vet” seems to be all right for three rounds.
-He’s a bit winded, to be sure, but who wouldn’t be under the
-circumstances? It’s good, anyhow, to see him with the mitts on once
-more. It makes a fellow think of old times. I am just about to become
-reminiscent when the gong rings again.
-
-“Shake hands and windup,” says the referee.
-
-The padded fists meet for an instant, the Kid steps back one pace and
-then lunges forward. He comes in with a jab, and he catches Haley
-squarely on the mouth with his left. Aha, he has landed. He pulls
-his right back to follow it up, but in that fraction of a second his
-chance has gone, for he’s up against a ring general. Two more futile
-rushes and then he tried again. This time he misses with the left, but
-starting his right without pulling back, he catches his man on the jaw
-just in front of the ear. He feels the blow land and then he starts in
-with rights and lefts, but shifty Patsy steps inside of them and they
-go around his neck. In a frenzy the Kid pushes him away, but for his
-trouble he gets another jab on that sore nose that brings the moisture
-to his eyes.
-
-“Make him fight, Kid,” bawls the trainer; “go after him.”
-
-He might as well go after a dancing sunbeam as to go after the elusive,
-shifty, smiling Patsy, who is stalling and jabbing the third round
-away, and when the final gong rings he is still going after him with
-nothing doing. There is bitterness in his heart, but it doesn’t last,
-for when they shake hands, the little fellow who made many a good one
-in his day look like a draught horse, remarks:
-
-“You’re all right, Kid, and you’ll beat a lot of them some day.”
-
-[Illustration: The glitter of a circus became too much for them to
-resist]
-
-
-
-
-A CASE OF KNOCKOUT DROPS
-
-
-In a back room of a place just off Broadway sat a good-looking
-brunette--you will notice all these girls of mine are good looking--and
-three young fellows of the kind known to the police as “cadets.” There
-was nothing unusual about this room except that it was better furnished
-than you would have expected, and it had expensive oil paintings on
-the walls. Besides, it was carpeted. All this would mean higher-priced
-drinks if not a better service.
-
-It was a drinking place where women might come with their escorts and
-feel reasonably safe from intrusion, and midnight was its busiest
-hour. Just now was the calm which precedes the storm, and there were
-not enough guests to induce the waiters to cease their gossiping and
-loafing in the big room outside.
-
-The woman who sat there at the little round table was a common type;
-you can see her like wherever you go, especially at night. When the
-sun has gone down and the lights are bright, she flutters out of some
-cave-like dwelling like a new kind of butterfly, with the instincts of
-the moth, in that she flutters only at night, and in her veins runs the
-blood of a hunter, for she is ever on the trail.
-
-This one is pretty in a negative sort of way. Her features are regular,
-her teeth are white and strong, and her eyes are bright and have
-expression, but if you will look close you will notice a hard glance
-there. It is neither merciful nor kind.
-
-She has emotions, but they are hardly worth considering, for they are
-of the baser sort.
-
-She has nerve, daring, courage and calmness, and because her life has
-been a constant warfare she fears nothing. She may dread the touch of a
-policeman’s hand and the command to “Come on,” but she doesn’t fear it.
-There is a difference, you know, between the words of fear and dread.
-
-It is unfortunate that she was born to be what she is.
-
-Her first adventure in life was when she became infatuated with the
-glitter of the arena, and with a girl companion of her own age took up
-with a couple of clowns attached to a circus. But she soon found the
-difference between the dressing tents and reserved seats and headed for
-the nearest big city.
-
-“There ain’t a case note among the four of us,” remarks one of the men.
-“I think we’re a bunch of shines. The first thing you know we’ll have
-to go out and look for jobs.”
-
-The girl was drumming idly on the table with her fingers.
-
-“You’re the strongest one of the lot, what’s the matter with you making
-a start?” said another to the one who had just spoken.
-
-“I’d look nice getting up with the milk wagons, wouldn’t I?”
-
-The girl stopped her drumming and glanced up.
-
-“You can leave me out of all this argument,” she remarked, “for I don’t
-figure. No more Broadway for mine after ten o’clock to-night, and it’s
-a case of good-by for you, too, Jack.”
-
-“I suppose that’s another one of your funny jokes,” said Jack, “but I
-don’t like those kind of stories, so you can cut it out.”
-
-“No funny story about it at all,” she went on, in that even, monotonous
-way which is particularly aggravating. “I’m tired of this way of
-living, and I’m tired of being a coaling station, and I know when I got
-enough.”
-
-“Where are you going?”
-
-She had resumed her drumming and paid no attention.
-
-“Who are you going with?”
-
-“That’s none of your damned business.”
-
-He leaned forward and taking her by the wrist gave her a vicious pull
-toward him.
-
-“I suppose it’s that guy from the country?”
-
-“Well, what if it is?” she said defiantly, and then, as if she had
-suddenly made up her mind, she went on, talking rapidly, as a woman
-will do when she is under a nervous strain:
-
-“He’s going to do what you never thought of doing--he’s going to marry
-me and make me decent--if it ain’t too late. He’s going to meet me
-here at ten o’clock and we’re going to jump to the Coast. He’s got the
-coin, for he’s sold out his farm. He’s going to take me out there, and
-he says we are going to begin all over again; that I’ll have a good
-chance, for nobody will know where I came from. What do I get here?
-Nothing. If I’m sick I can go to the hospital or die in my room like a
-rat in a garret. I haven’t a friend in the world who would do anything
-for me on the level and for pure friendship’s sake. If I was to grow
-old to-morrow, I couldn’t get enough to buy a cup of coffee, and of
-all the good fellows I know there is only one who would walk across the
-street to do anything for me just because he liked me. You’re broke
-now, and you are wondering how you are going to get money, but you know
-down in your heart that you’re expecting me to get it for you. You’ve
-got a long wait, for I’ll not get it. I’m through, and that settles it.”
-
-“So you’ve been meeting this fellow on the quiet, have you?” asked the
-one who was called Jack.
-
-“No, I haven’t seen him for five years.”
-
-“Don’t think you can kid me; how have you been framing things up then
-if you haven’t been meeting him?”
-
-She gazed at him steadily for a moment as if she were shaping her
-course, and then she said:
-
-“Well, I’ll just put you right for once. I suppose you’ve heard of the
-mail. Well, I’ve been getting letters from him, and here,” pulling one
-from a little handbag she carried, “is the last one.”
-
-With a quick, deft movement he snatched it from her hand and opened it.
-At the first line he laughed loudly.
-
-“He’s nutty, all right--he must have it bad. Listen to him:”
-
-He began to read.
-
-MY DEAR LITTLE GIRL:--I have just received your letter, and the world
-looks different to me already. I don’t want you to tell me any more
-about yourself, for I don’t want to know any more. We have nothing to
-do with the past now, it is only the future which concerns us and that
-will be what we make it. I have sold the old farm, so we have $12,000
-to start with, and I shall be in New York at the place you suggest and
-on time to the minute, so you can look for me. Don’t bother about
-baggage or any of your personal belongings, for all we will want is a
-minister. After that we can talk things over. I hate to leave the old
-place, but it makes no difference now that I’m going to have you.
-
- Yours always, JOE.
-
-He handed the letter back to her.
-
-“Little girl, you’re all right after all, ain’t she, fellows? Landed a
-guy with $12,000 in cold coin, and he’ll have the goods on him, too, I
-suppose. We won’t do a thing but take that bank roll away and send him
-back to the farm again.”
-
-Then he turned to the girl.
-
-“How’s the best way to do it? Give him the peter? Maybe it will be best
-to take him up to the room and wait till he gets asleep. It’s your job,
-Maude, so we’ll do as you say. It’s only nine o’clock, and we’ve got an
-hour yet to frame it up.”
-
-She was looking at him with horror in her face.
-
-“You’re wrong,” she cried, “he’s not to be trimmed. He’s going to marry
-me and we are going away. There’s no job about this, and I want you to
-leave him alone.”
-
-“We’ll leave him alone all right, and when you see the new front on me
-to-morrow you’ll think I own Broadway. Twelve thousand dollars, why,
-the four of us can go to Europe on that.”
-
-Then she stood up.
-
-“If you touch him or try to turn him off I’ll call in a cop and have
-you all pinched,” and she swept her hand at them with an inclusive
-movement.
-
-“Don’t go off your nut like that, everything will be all right,” said
-Jack. “You’ll get your bit, no matter what happens, but you’re talking
-like a crazy woman. You never used to be like this. You’ve been in
-tougher jobs before. You just think you’re stuck on this Joe because he
-writes you a nice letter, but there’s nothing to it. You stick to me
-and I’ll stick to you, and this bundle will put us on Easy Street. Why
-don’t you be nice?”
-
-She had partly turned her back on them and was looking at one of the
-pictures on the wall.
-
-It is when a woman is silent that she is most dangerous, because
-then she is thinking. Give a woman time to think and you are simply
-supplying her with ammunition. But the stupid man who had dominated
-by brute force knew nothing of this. To him her silence meant
-acquiescence, and he scented an easy victory.
-
-With a quick, alert nod of his head he motioned the other two from the
-room, and they left silently and like automatons, their feet on the
-carpet giving forth no sound, but her senses were keen and she knew
-when they had gone. As the door closed behind them she turned around
-with a smile on her face.
-
-“I think,” she said, “that you will be a fool as long as you live. Here
-I find a man with a big roll, and arrange to have him bring it to us
-on a gold plate and you turn around, make me give my hand away, and
-declare those two dead ones in on the play. You’ll never have sense if
-you live to be a hundred years old.”
-
-He looked at her admiringly.
-
-“You’re better than I thought,” he said at last. “We’ll jump to Europe
-on this. Wait ’till I get a paper and see if there is a ship sailing
-to-morrow morning. We’ll make a quick getaway from the whole crowd.”
-
-He almost ran through the door in his eagerness.
-
-He was back in a few moments with a newspaper in his hand. Eagerly he
-scanned the columns devoted to shipping news.
-
-“Good,” he ejaculated, “there’s one goes to France. Sails at nine
-o’clock. We’ll head for Paris--there’s the place to buy your clothes;
-swell, too, and cheap; and we won’t take anything with us, we’ll buy it
-all there.”
-
-“Get down to cases,” she said sharply. “How are you going to do this?”
-
-“I’ve got the peter drops,” he said, putting his hand to his pocket.
-“That’ll be the easiest way. We’ll just dope him a bit, grab the money,
-get out quick, and lay low somewhere until to-morrow.”
-
-“You know best,” she said, but her voice had a strained tone in it that
-escaped him. “But whatever you do, whenever I give you any kind of a
-tip take it quick, see.”
-
-Even as she spoke the door was pushed open and a well-built,
-brown-faced young fellow strode in, looked around, paused irresolutely,
-and then went toward her with a smile on his face and his hand
-outstretched.
-
-“You see, I’m on time, Maude,” he said.
-
-“Yes, Joe, and I’ve been waiting for you a long while. This is a friend
-of mine who has been very good to me, and I want you to know him. His
-name is Jack. That’s been enough for me and I guess it will be enough
-for you.”
-
-“Let’s have one drink, and then I’ll have to be getting along,” said
-Jack, briskly.
-
-The other didn’t drink, but the coaxing of the girl made him almost
-forget his name, and three glasses of whiskey were ordered from the
-man who came at the summons of the bell.
-
-They were about to drink when she suddenly exclaimed:
-
-“Oh, Joe, here’s a picture that always makes me think of the old days;
-see, that one with the lake,” and as Joe looked the other man deftly
-poured the dose into the waiting glass. She saw it done and nodded her
-approval, and then, while they were still talking about the picture,
-she asked Jack to get her a pencil so she could write a note. In
-little affairs of this kind strict obedience to an order is absolutely
-necessary, so he did not question her, but went at once.
-
-When he returned they were sitting at the table again.
-
-“Now for our last drink together,” she remarked gayly, “and here’s that
-we may all be happy,” and she looked at Jack.
-
-And so they drank, and then Jack set himself to watching furtively out
-of the corner of his eye this man with the money. He fell to wondering
-just where it was, and turned cold at the thought that it might have
-been left at some place for safe keeping. Once his eyes closed and he
-opened them with an effort. The girl said something, and it took him
-some little time before his brain could figure out what he ought to
-say in reply, and longer still for his lips to form the words. She was
-talking rapidly, but her voice seemed a great distance away.
-
-“Come on, Joe,” he heard that all right. “Come on, it’s time we were
-going. We must hurry.”
-
-It didn’t seem at all strange to him that they should want to hurry; in
-fact, it seemed quite natural.
-
-“If he’s a friend of yours we ought not to leave him here like that.”
-That was the man’s voice, he could swear to that.
-
-“Come on,” she said again, and for hours afterward it was as if the
-world was filled with women shouting “come on, come on,” to tall,
-athletic young fellows with blue eyes and brown faces, and the
-incessant murmur of it all made his head ache.
-
-Then he was being violently handled by someone who appeared to be
-intent upon annoying him and causing his head to hurt still worse.
-
-He was slapped and walked, and a strange, queer liquid was being forced
-between his teeth.
-
-Then he opened his eyes.
-
-“You’re all right now, I guess,” said a man’s unfamiliar voice.
-
-“What’s the matter?” he asked thickly.
-
-“Nothing much, only you’ve been drugged and your heart came near
-quitting. Lie down now and rest up a bit and you’ll be all right after
-a while.”
-
-“Where the devil am I?” he asked, after the manner of the abducted girl
-in the society drama.
-
-“You’re in the hospital--you ought to be glad you’re alive.”
-
-[Illustration]
-
-[Illustration: Wild revelry of the masked ball and the perfect ladies
-with the hot sports]
-
-
-
-
-DISCOVERING A PRIMA DONNA
-
-
-The great see-saw of life is as interesting as a poker game if you
-only have a mind to watch it, but, like the poker game, it must be
-thoroughly understood and closely studied to appreciate the fine
-points. In the beginning we all take cards, we all draw to fill; the
-winning hands slip easily through life, while the four flushes try to
-bluff it out, and there’s many a four flush in New York to-day who is
-getting away with it.
-
-Many a girl who wears a sailor hat never saw a yacht, and many a man
-who wears a diamond pin couldn’t pay fifty cents on the dollar if it
-came to a show down.
-
-But that isn’t the story by any means.
-
-I call this little recital of facts the beginning and the end; you’ll
-see why later as the plot thickens.
-
-New York with the lid on is New York just the same, no matter what the
-police say. It’s all there, only it is covered up a bit.
-
-The shades are pulled closer, but the lights and everything else are
-behind them.
-
-The wild revelry of the masked ball is toned down not one jot, and the
-perfect ladies in tights who help to make life endurable for the sports
-on these occasions do not add, so far as can be seen, even so much as
-one piece of jewelry to their scant costumes.
-
-You may never have seen the kind of room I’m going to introduce to you,
-but if you haven’t it’s your fault, for they are common enough, not
-only in New York, but in many other cities.
-
-There’s space enough for dancing here, and the floor is polished like
-glass. Around the sides are round tables for the drinkers, and they are
-the most important feature, for if you don’t drink, or at least order
-drinks, you had better skiddoo, for you’ll not have a very pleasant
-time.
-
-At one end of the room is an orchestra, consisting of a piano and a
-violin. I don’t need to call your attention to the fact that the fellow
-who is playing the violin knows his business. You can tell that by the
-way he handles his instrument. He never learned that touch out of a
-book, nor did he acquire that technique at the rate of ten lessons for
-a dollar, cash in advance. A few years before he was playing nocturnes
-and sonatas before fashionable audiences for big money, but he hit
-the slide and now he’s at the bottom--a dollar a night and drinks for
-ragtime.
-
-The hands on the clock which mark the flight of time show exactly
-midnight, and business is at high tide. It’s a case of get the money
-between now and three o’clock and then slow down, and every aggressive
-waiter in the place is hustling as if his life depended on it.
-
-A girl is standing at the piano as the orchestra strikes the
-introduction of a song. Not a bad-looking girl if you observe her
-closely. Rather a strong face, good, honest blue eyes, set well
-apart, and a chin in which there is some hint of determination and
-self-reliance. She has a trim little figure, not voluptuous, but good
-to look at--the kind of a figure that seems to belong in an evening
-gown, and which men turn around to look at.
-
-The only thing that stamps her as an habitue of the place is her
-dress. Its gaudiness was made for the night. It is a street beacon
-which proclaims at every step, “follow me.” The picture hat, with the
-sweeping red feather, heightens the effect. It is all very stagey, and
-would look as garish as spangles in the honest light of day.
-
-But this is not a daylight scene, so we’ll let that pass.
-
-“Ha, there, you noisy guys, cut out that chinnin’; Little Melba’s goin’
-ter sing. Cheese it.”
-
-It is the strident voice of a waiter that admonishes a noisy party at
-one of the tables, and it has an immediate effect.
-
-It’s just as well, you know, to pay a little attention to the advice of
-a waiter in a place like this.
-
-And so she sings her song.
-
-It is a refrain with a swing to it, and it tells the story of a man and
-a woman in a rather affecting way, and for her loyalty to him, the man
-calls the woman his pal.
-
-But the words don’t count here; it’s the voice, and you’ll see why they
-call her Little Melba. Every note is true and clear, and there is never
-a falter at the high ones.
-
-It doesn’t need a waiter to command order now; the first line of that
-song, as sung by her, did more than all the waiters in the world could
-do.
-
-It commanded the respectful attention of that mixed mob.
-
-At the finish of the first chorus, a sailor in the exuberance of his
-admiration, and feeling that he must give voice to his sentiments in
-some tangible manner, roared out:
-
-“You’re all right, old pal; you’re all right.”
-
-She smiled at the compliment, nodded at him in a friendly way, and then
-she continued.
-
-Every night she sang there--ten songs--and she was paid exactly the
-same as the waiters--one dollar, but she received in addition certain
-privileges, the details of which need not be entered into here, because
-they have nothing to do with the story.
-
-One of the waiters--the one who had called out for order--was her man.
-She called him another name, and he was known to the world by still
-another. As a matter of fact, although he didn’t know it, he belonged
-to her--although he thought she belonged to him--for the clothes that
-he wore were bought with her money, the food that he ate she paid for,
-and it was she who rented the place which he called home. She was the
-bread winner, she bore the burden of life, and she took the blows. The
-police kept their eyes on her, but paid no attention to the man--the
-real criminal.
-
-As the last notes of her song forced their way through the clouds of
-tobacco smoke, three men in evening dress came in. They were of the
-usual kind of visitors from which the waiters always expect a wine
-order. They wore evening clothes like men who had been used to them all
-their lives, and it didn’t need the sharp eyes of a waiter in a tough
-resort like this to detect that air of prosperity which invariably
-forms an invisible halo about money.
-
-The square-jawed, square-shouldered young fellow who took the order
-was not disappointed. It was wine, and as he uncorked the bottle, full
-of a sense of his own importance, one of them asked, casually:
-
-“Who is the lady who was singing as we came in?”
-
-“Little Melba; she’s there with de goods, all right, ain’t she?”
-
-“Tell her to come over here and have a drink.”
-
-“Sure. Ha, Melba, you’re wanted over here,” he bawled, and smilingly
-she came.
-
-“Will you have a drink?” asked the man who had sent for her.
-
-“Wine?” she queried, “I’d rather have a glass of beer, if it’s all the
-same to you, for I’m thirsty enough to drink a keg. Then me for the
-wine afterward.”
-
-After her drink had been ordered and she had tossed it off with the air
-of one who is well used to it, she remarked:
-
-“Now I’ll hit a little of that fizz, if you don’t mind.”
-
-“How long have you been singing here?”
-
-“Oh, about six months. It’s a bum job, though. The smoke gets in my
-throat.”
-
-“What songs do you sing?”
-
-She ran over a list that took in all the popular melodies of the day.
-
-“Here’s a dollar, get up and sing another one--anyone will do, and do
-your best.”
-
-Dollars for singing one song were rare for her, so she obeyed with
-alacrity, and she sang as best she knew.
-
-When she had finished she came back to where they were sitting just as
-one of the men was saying:
-
-“Why don’t you give her a chance, Jim? You can never tell how these
-kind will turn out. Remember Elinore was dug up out of just such a
-joint as this.”
-
-“Do you want to go on the stage?” asked Jim, abruptly.
-
-“Do I?” and she unconsciously straightened up. “Why, I’d go on for
-nothing, just to show them I could make good. Say, I’d work for my
-board. Can you put me on?”
-
-“I think I can,” and smiled as he said it.
-
-He pulled a card case out of his vest pocket, took a card from it,
-which he handed to her.
-
-“Come see me to-morrow afternoon at three o’clock.”
-
-She looked at the name on the card and gasped in astonishment, for it
-was that of one of the best-known of metropolitan theatrical managers,
-whose chief claim to fame lay in the many successful productions of
-comic opera.
-
-“Are you on the level with this?” she asked, incredulously.
-
-“Come around to-morrow and see,” he answered.
-
-“Put it there,” she said, excitedly, as she held out her hand, and
-then she called out to the waiter to whom she believed she owed her
-allegiance:
-
-“Billy, Billy, come over here.”
-
-With a roll and a swagger, and not too hurriedly, lest he lose one
-tithe of that dignity which he believed went with the position of
-beer slinger in one of the toughest joints in New York, Billy came,
-scowling, as if he already scented in the air coming interference with
-his plans of life.
-
-“See, Billy,” she said, laughing like a little girl with the joy of it
-all. “See, this is the great theatre manager, and he’s going to give
-me a show to see what I can do. I’m going on the stage, Billy, in a
-regular theatre, and sing before the people. Ain’t it great?”
-
-She was like a child in her enthusiasm.
-
-“Come on, let me blow the crowd: what are you going to have, boys?”
-this last with a comprehensive sweep of the hands. “I’m buying now.”
-
-Billy stood looking down on her with a scowl.
-
-“What’s all dis?” he asked. “What’s comin’ off here, and me not in on
-de play?”
-
-Then he turned to the manager.
-
-“What are yer doing--givin’ me gal a jolly, ha? Well, cut it out, it
-don’t go here, see? Don’t let ’em string yer, Melba. I guess de’re a
-bunch of pretty flip guys wid all dere glad rags; what?”
-
-“This ain’t no string, Billy, this is all right, ain’t it, Mister?” and
-she appealed to the man who had been talking to her.
-
-“It’s all right as far as I am concerned,” was the answer. “You do as I
-say, and if you have any ambition, I guess you’ll get along all right.”
-
-“Do as you say?” queried the waiter, scornfully. “You ain’t no Pierpont
-Morgan. What’s de matter wid her doin’ as I say once in er while. Do
-yer t’ink I’m a dummy wot ain’t got no voice? I guess nit. Just cut all
-dis funny business out and leave my gal alone.”
-
-“Take it easy, Billy, and don’t get excited. This is a chance for me,
-don’t you see? What’s the good of staying here and losing my voice for
-a dollar a night when I might be getting big money in the theatre?”
-
-“Big money nothin’,” he protested. “Ain’t yer on dat it’s only a stall?
-Dis guy is stuck on yer, dat’s it. He wants to win yer away from me.”
-
-The three wise men who had been drinking wine rose to their feet just
-as any other three wise men would have done under the circumstances. It
-doesn’t pay to get mixed up with a waiter in a tough joint, because
-the waiter always gets the best of it--that’s why he is a waiter. He
-has a lot to do besides serving drinks, and if he wasn’t handy with his
-fists, and feet, too, for that matter, he couldn’t hold his place for
-more than a night.
-
-As they started for the door the girl stood up.
-
-“I’ll be there to-morrow, all right,” she called out.
-
-“Over my dead body you will,” came Billy’s voice.
-
-They were out of the door by this time, too late to hear the sound of a
-blow and too late to see the girl drop to the floor.
-
-They don’t interfere in those kind of family rows in the Tenderloin, or
-in the Bowery, either.
-
-It isn’t healthy.
-
-It’s etiquette to mind your own business and keep out of the way. And
-so nobody paid any attention to the weeping girl and the swearing
-blackguard. But that night in a dingy room a girl cried herself to
-sleep, and between her tears made up her mind what she would do on the
-morrow.
-
-She did what she had planned to do, and twenty-four hours later the
-tough waiter was looking for another girl to take her place.
-
-Between you and me, that happened a long while ago, as we count time
-in New York. Since then she has been abroad, to the Pacific Coast and
-in all of the large American cities. Her name is in big type on the
-posters, and she is referred to as a prima donna.
-
-I wonder if her memory ever takes her back to the little back room
-where she used to sing songs for a dollar a night?
-
-
-
-
-A THROW OF THE DICE
-
-
-There is probably no street in the world that has the same number and
-style of restaurants as Broadway, New York, especially the kind that
-are within the bounds of the Tenderloin. Chuck Conners would call them
-feed joints; the irreverent might refer to them as hash houses, and the
-slangy man or woman who wanted to designate them might be pardoned for
-dubbing them lobster palaces. But there would be a lot of sense and
-reason in the last if you were only on, or took the time to think it
-over.
-
-There is nothing to them in the daytime, and the heavily carpeted
-floors and snowy-clad tables burdened with silver and glass are
-practically out of commission. There are a few waiters on duty, but
-no one ever heard of them being overworked, even with the rush of the
-merry-merry after a matinee.
-
-These money-makers begin to rouse up a bit about the time the average
-man of business affairs is finishing his quiet dinner at home, but the
-time to go there if you want to see things, and by things I mean the
-sights and celebrities, is after the theatres have let out the evening
-performance. Then, if you amount to anything, you will have a table
-where you can see and be seen, and you will feast upon a bite that will
-cost you nothing less than a ten-dollar bill, not including wine.
-
-[Illustration: It’s only a dream after the lobster course]
-
-The shining lights of this world are in a class by themselves, and
-include the bookmaker with a loud voice--a trifle heavier than his bank
-roll; the gambler, soft of hand and manner; the sport who has done
-something or other at some time or other to entitle him to a passing
-recognition; the detective sergeant, who is a necessary evil, and who
-mixes in for business purposes of his own, and not for the purpose of
-doing the work for which he is paid by the city; then, last of all, the
-actor--star or semi-star.
-
-They order as if the cooks in all the world were working for them
-alone, and the waiters were employed for their exclusive benefit.
-They are epicures and gourmets by force of circumstances, and the
-circumstances are a roll of bank bills about the size of a man’s wrist.
-Most of them have risen to a mushroom-like affluence.
-
-The money came quickly, and they are spending it just as quickly.
-
-They know the difference in wines simply because of the price, and
-they order that which sounds the best, so for that reason a stream of
-the juice of the grape floods a bunch of uneducated palates and floats
-high-priced food that would kill a man with an ordinary digestive
-apparatus.
-
-Not one in a hundred of these men were to the manor born; their lives
-were cast in stony places and what they are they made themselves
-by sheer force of will, or else they accepted the golden wreath of
-opportunity and knew which road to take when they came to the forks.
-
-At a table near the wall is a man who twenty years ago was a bootblack
-of the city’s streets.
-
-From river to river there was no spot on which he could put his finger
-and say:
-
-“This is my home.”
-
-He grew up like a blade of grass sprouting between stones, and he
-fought tooth and nail for his life. He knew what kicks and cuffs were,
-and if his memory isn’t bad he knows yet.
-
-He blacked the boots of a man with florid face, a heavy gold chain
-across his vest, and a mammoth stone blazing like a headlight in his
-scarf, and because this boy was bright of eye and keen of wit his
-customer, whose business was politics, took a fancy to him. Had this
-little nomad been born with a gold spoon in his mouth he could not have
-fared better, nor could his prospects have been more alluring, for a
-politician, you know, is a man who, when he goes to bed at night, hangs
-his trousers on the bedpost, and when he wakes up in the morning the
-pockets are full of money. At least, that is my idea, and if I am wrong
-just let some of the leading politicians of to-day contradict me, and
-tell me truly how they got theirs.
-
-While this man is eating his lobster a la Newburg, and sipping the wine
-that cost him $5 a bottle, I’ll go on with the story.
-
-For about two weeks he blacked his patron’s shoes, and then one fateful
-morning the man with the bull neck said sharply:
-
-“Chuck that box away, son, and come along with me.”
-
-He didn’t wait for the boy to take the cue and act on it, but he gave
-the box a kick with his square-toed boot that sent it to the middle of
-the street, and then he led the boy to a clothing shop where he had
-him fitted out with everything a fellow that size ought to have.
-
-He saw possibilities in this youngster, and he figured that it would
-be a wise move to have some one as close to him as his shirt, and upon
-whom, in time of trouble, he could depend with absolute certainty.
-
-A good bed, good food three times a day and money in the pocket serves
-often to make a marvelous transformation, and it was so in this case,
-and the erstwhile bootblack forgot in a moment that he had ever shined
-shoes or performed any menial services for any human being. He was
-swept along on the tide of prosperity with his patron and he scoffed
-at poor things and poor people, as might have been expected. He was
-aggressive to everyone except his source of income, whom he followed
-and fawned upon like a hound.
-
-The work he did was criminal, but he did it cheerfully, even though a
-hundred could have sent him up the river with a word. His morals were
-as flat as a desert, and he grew into a selfish, egotistical, arrogant,
-blatant man whose friends were friends by force of circumstances, and
-not by reasons of any virtues that he possessed, or of any real liking
-they had for him.
-
-In the course of time the big man with the neck of a gladiator died,
-and was buried in a manner fitting his life. A ton of flowers followed
-him to the six-foot hole which had been provided for him; a few bottles
-of wine were drunk by his cronies to drown their grief and to toast his
-successful debut into that new and unknown world to which he had gone,
-and that was all.
-
-The bootblack, who had taken himself seriously, and was fond of calling
-himself a gentleman on all possible occasions, for no other reason
-apparently than that he wore the best clothes that money could buy,
-took possession of his patron’s effects, rifled his safe, his desk, and
-appropriated to himself everything that was of the slightest value, and
-then developed into a short card man.
-
-So he sits there to-night, eating lobster and talking to a woman who,
-between you and me, is worth looking at more than once.
-
-By an old and familiar, as well as extremely simple, process she had
-taken his name. It was a trifling matter, settled in a moment over
-a small bottle, and her only speculation was as to whether he could
-suitably provide for her.
-
-It was a very good investment for him, for she has proven to be a very
-useful little lady in more ways than one. She knows a lot of real nice
-boys, and when they get very sporty she tells them about a good game
-where good fellows may be found. She is the kind of a woman who would
-make a sport out of a church deacon, consequently she fits very snugly
-into the life and trade of our friend the shoe-shiner.
-
-When you get to know her passing well she will tell you how she was
-educated in a convent, which she left to visit a wealthy aunt in
-Pittsburg. While there she became engaged to marry a rich broker, and
-so on, and so on, you know, the same old story. The stage figures in
-it, too, because there is always a fascinating glamor about the other
-side of the footlights.
-
-She has been in comic opera and she has a lot of expensive photographs
-of herself in theatrical poses, but no matter how well posted you may
-be you fail to recall her name, even though she was an understudy for
-Lillian Russell, “when Lillian was good.”
-
-If you let your glance rove across the room to a table close by one of
-the central pillars, you will see another type of woman, and this one
-is worth studying.
-
-She will never see her fortieth birthday again, although she looks
-about thirty-two. That may be art, or it may be an inherited physical
-characteristic, but the fact remains that she is still young enough and
-good looking enough to attract a man.
-
-She is a veritable star and her singing and acting are flawless.
-
-The fine old gentleman she is chatting with is the head of a very
-ancient and very distinguished family of New York, and she is under his
-protecting wing.
-
-That is a remarkable feature of her career; she always selects with
-painstaking care, nice old men, with families.
-
-And for that there may be a good and sufficient reason.
-
-While you are watching her and noting her rather dainty ways, which are
-perhaps a bit too dainty for one of her age, listen to the little story
-I am going to tell you about her.
-
-Not so many years ago, but just about the time when she was in the
-zenith of her career, she met just the same kind of a man she is
-talking with now. She had had a great deal of experience with old men
-and she took advantage of all she knew to make him like her.
-
-She succeeded--hence this story.
-
-The old fellow was all right, and he knew what was necessary under the
-circumstances, and he made good with characteristic rapidity. The first
-thing he did was to buy her a handsome brownstone house on a quiet side
-street, fill it full of handsome furniture, and then he blew himself
-in for a neat little brougham and pair for theatre use.
-
-So far, so good, and the play went merrily on.
-
-And now comes a spectacle, or a melodrama, or even a farce, if you like.
-
-He wasn’t her constant companion, because he was clever enough
-to realize that if she saw too much of him it might be fatal to
-his chances, so he timed his visits with careful exactitude, and
-incidentally showered her with gifts--which, after all, is one of the
-direct roads to a woman’s heart.
-
-But he made the fatal mistake one day of introducing to her one of his
-old friends, and from that moment there began a fierce rivalry between
-them for the smiles of the auburn-haired actress; it was a duel with
-a lock of hair as a reward; a combat with a smile for the victor, and
-they both went to work with a will and to the exclusion of every other
-object in life.
-
-When one bought her a magnificent solitaire, she showed it to the other
-and he promptly laid a tiara at her feet, and it was unquestionably the
-greatest battle of senile old idiots that ever raged.
-
-Separately they took to waylaying her on the street from her house
-to the theatre, and back again, and one even went so far as to buy a
-magnificent yacht, equip it for a long cruise, and attempt to kidnap
-her. But that plan failed, and it was just as well that it did, because
-the man who does eccentric stunts of that character is apt to find
-himself in hot water sooner or later, and in any event reap a whirlwind
-of scorn from the lady in the case.
-
-Finally, the climax came, as it was bound to come, when they met at her
-house one Sunday afternoon.
-
-All this may be new to you, but you must remember it was as common in
-club circles as the Spanish war, and the results of the affair were
-watched for by thousands of men whose names figure conspicuously in the
-public prints.
-
-They met and they quarreled, and when my lady appeared on the scene
-these two beaux were on the verge of punching each other in good old
-Queensbury fashion.
-
-“Gentlemen, gentlemen, I beg that you will not quarrel in _my_ house.”
-
-You will notice that she put the accent on the word “my.”
-
-At once there were criminations and recriminations, but with that
-charm of manner which made her famous, not only on the stage, but in
-the drawing room, to say nothing of the cafe, she poured oil on the
-troubled waters.
-
-“I do not really know what your differences are about, but if you will
-allow me, I would like to suggest that you settle them in some amicable
-way. Here are dice and a cup, why not play for it?”
-
-They looked at each other for a moment, and then one said:
-
-“Yes, we will do it, madame, just the thing. Here, I will make the
-first throw,” and out upon the shining surface of the golden table
-rolled the three ivory cubes.
-
-They fought it out while she looked on languidly, and at last when it
-had been decided, the winner arose exultingly and shouted:
-
-“I have won.”
-
-“Won what?” she queried, curiously.
-
-“Won what? Why, won you.”
-
-“Won me?” and she placed her taper finger on her breast. “Why, how very
-charming that is. I ought to congratulate you, I suppose, and I shall
-certainly let you know when I come back--if you are still alive.”
-
-“You’re not going away?” he faltered. “When?”
-
-“I sail to-morrow morning at eight o’clock; I go aboard this afternoon.
-I am going to Europe for a good long rest; mother says I need it, and
-so we are going together. Good afternoon. Let me congratulate you on
-being so lucky, and to win me, too. Why, it’s like a romance. How
-splendidly that would stage.”
-
-Down the street the two old fellows walked, one slightly in advance of
-the other. At the corner the one who was ahead, hesitated a moment,
-then turned and waited for the other to come up.
-
-“Tom,” he said. “I don’t know what you think, but I am of the opinion
-that we are a pair of damned old fools who ought to know better. Let’s
-go and have a drink.”
-
-The old gentleman who is pouring out that wine for her now would
-perhaps like to hear that story in all its wealth of detail, but even
-if he knew it might make no difference.
-
-Of all the thousands of people who go to restaurants there are only a
-few who do not go for the sole purpose of eating. We have been here an
-hour and have looked over but two tables, and the story is not half
-told.
-
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-
-
-
-
-A VOICE IN THE SLUMS
-
-
-This is one of the “places” of New York.
-
-It is not worth looking at in the daylight, because there is nothing to
-see.
-
-It is gray, dull, dreary and desolate--too dismal to be considered for
-even a moment.
-
-About it all there is not one thing that is attractive.
-
-It is downtown and on the East Side, and that is enough to tell the
-story.
-
-If you have never been downtown on the East Side of this big city, go
-and take a look some time, it is worth it, and you may see some things
-there--as I have--that will interest you.
-
-At night you wouldn’t recognize this place because of the softening and
-concealing effect of the electric lights.
-
-Besides the lights there is music, and in addition to that there are
-women--what kind of women you can guess, but the fact remains that they
-are still women, and even their presence helps to brighten up this spot
-of the slums.
-
-Toughs of the street straggle in singly and by twos, glancing warily
-about for prey, or in search of girls to whom they are attached. The
-type is familiar enough in every city. Square-jawed, low-browed, with
-shifting eyes and an aggressive manner; dressing well when the money
-comes easy, and not so well when hard times arrive; living by their
-wits, which at the best is precarious, relying for the necessities of
-life upon a girl; spending a certain portion of time in jail, unless,
-as it often happens, they are too cowardly to rob a man, but not too
-cowardly to take from a woman.
-
-[Illustration: She figured once at a masked ball that was raided by the
-police]
-
-Sightseers drift in, too, from everywhere, look curiously about, as if
-expecting some remarkable and extraordinary occurrence at any moment,
-and failing in that, they take chairs at the nearest table, and give
-meek orders to the aggressive waiter for liquors which they seem afraid
-to drink.
-
-At stated intervals someone sings a song, and between times the music
-plays a waltz for those who care to dance on the bit of polished floor
-reserved for that purpose.
-
-The very dregs of high life.
-
-It is the lees of the wine.
-
-Just a few years ago--so short a time that it seems almost like
-yesterday--a young woman was singing in light operas and doing
-occasional turns in vaudeville. If I were to tell you her name now it
-would have as familiar a sound to you as the name of any other popular
-performer.
-
-One of her distinguishing characteristics was her voice, which had a
-remarkable and extraordinary range.
-
-And how she could use it.
-
-She was absolute master of it, and there was no doubt about her
-success, nor her future, either, barring accidents, of course.
-
-Besides that she was good to look at. She was of a distinctive style of
-beauty, and she had a fetching way with her which spelled magnetism.
-
-Magnetism, between you and me, means success on the stage--or anywhere
-else, for that matter. Take the best actor or actress in the world, one
-who is perfect in lines, diction and stage business; who is absolute
-master of the art of stage craft, and rob them of magnetism, and I will
-show you a failure.
-
-So, you see, this young woman was well equipped for the business she
-was in, and there is the picture.
-
-Nicely gowned, looking and acting like a thoroughbred, she had a big
-following of admirers, and there didn’t seem to be anything on earth
-within reason that she wanted she couldn’t have.
-
-The limit of her vices was a few mild drinking bouts with the boys
-and the occasional smoking of a cigarette, even though there was a
-possibility that in the years to come the tobacco would destroy the
-finer tones of her voice.
-
-The moral end of the business was her own affair, and consequently will
-not be touched on.
-
-Now look.
-
-See that pallid woman?
-
-The one who has just come in. She is talking to a waiter now. Her thin
-face is seamed with lines, and the light of youth, of life and of
-enthusiasm has gone out of her eyes.
-
-You wouldn’t think she was once a beautiful girl with a wonderful
-voice, would you?
-
-“I had the yin-yin so bad,” she is saying, “that I had to go in and hit
-two pills before I came out. Now I’m good till the lights go out.”
-
-One night, after the show, she went with a party on a slumming tour
-through Chinatown. They were out to have a good time and nothing more.
-
-In one of the resorts in which they stopped was a good-looking young
-bartender who caught her fancy. He was all right in a way, but she
-outclassed him about twenty to one, but there is no telling what a
-woman is going to do, or upon whom she is going to bestow her favors,
-any more than one can tell what the state of the weather will be a
-month or two months from now.
-
-She thought she was in love with him--but she wasn’t. She had only
-taken a fancy to him, which was a different sort of a proposition, but
-she didn’t know it at that time.
-
-She went on singing just the same, but the time she was out of the
-theatre she spent with him, and the more money she earned the better he
-dressed.
-
-She dipped a little deeper into the different vices, until at last she
-went up against the king of them all--opium.
-
-With all of her drinking and cigarette smoking she was still able to
-hold her own and keep her voice in some kind of shape, and many a rare
-old song has she trilled in some cheap dive, and made the old-timers
-straighten up in their seats and tell her she was all right. Previous
-to that she had figured in only one escapade and that was when she was
-caught in a raid at a masked ball which was so off-color and made up
-of many desperate characters--men and women--that it took a platoon of
-police with drawn clubs to bring the affair to a sudden end.
-
-They will never forget the night when she went down to the “Drum” in
-James street, and after setting up the drinks for the crowd, stood in
-the centre of the grimy floor and without a note of accompanying music
-sang Annie Laurie.
-
-At the end of the first verse, a drunk crept on his hands and knees
-from a dark corner where he had been lying, and staggering to his
-feet, looked at her dully with bloodshot eyes, and then cursed her so
-violently that she instinctively shrank back for a moment.
-
-But she had been drinking, too, and was equal to the emergency.
-
-“Shut up,” she retorted. “I’m going to sing the whole damned song or
-break a rib trying,” and with that she started on the second verse.
-
-Sitting on a chair, holding his head in his hands, the man began to
-sob and cry as only a man whose heart is aching can, and then, as if
-he could stand it no longer, he rushed madly from the place while she
-laughed.
-
-“I can make them all quit if they will stay long enough.”
-
-Almost a year later that same man, but dressed and washed and
-respectable, came downtown one night, and went through all the places
-upon whose floors he had fallen and slept many a night, looking for the
-girl who had sung that song.
-
-He found her at three o’clock in the morning on the Bowery.
-
-She was sitting at a table in McGurk’s with two men with whom she had
-been drinking cheap whiskey for hours.
-
-“I beg your pardon,” said the man, “but are you the young woman who
-sang a song in a place on James street about a year ago--Annie Laurie
-it was?”
-
-“I may have, old pal, I’ve sung a lot of songs in my day.”
-
-“Well, you will probably be glad to know that that song was the turning
-point in my life, and I am now a reformed man. I feel that I owe it to
-you, and I want to give you some little memento that you can keep.”
-
-As he spoke he pulled a package out of his pocket and handed it to her.
-With unsteady fingers she unwrapped it and when she had opened the case
-she saw a gold watch upon which was engraved:
-
- _To the singer who saved my life._
-
-“You’re a good old sport, all right, let’s have a drink on it.”
-
-“No, thank you,” he said, hurriedly. “I must be going now, but I want
-to tell you that you have a great gift which you are throwing away.”
-
-“So long, old pal, live while you can, for you’ll be a long time dead,”
-she said, and he was gone.
-
-She looked at the watch curiously for a moment, and then called one of
-the waiters.
-
-“Ha, Jimmy, here’s a swell watch. Ask the old man how much he will give
-me for it--it looks to be worth about fifty.”
-
-The waiter returned in a few minutes and said:
-
-“He says he’ll give you ten.”
-
-“All right, he’s on, get the coin.”
-
-She stayed until she had spent the money, and then she went reeling
-home.
-
-True? Of course it’s true, every word of it.
-
-But she’s not drinking so hard now, opium is her god, and she spends
-most of her time with her pipe and her lamp. Her downward course has
-been a very rapid one, and her name has almost been forgotten.
-
-The man at the next table is whispering to his friends:
-
-“She was the greatest singer I ever heard, and many a time I’ve gone
-to the same show three times in one week just to hear her, and when a
-woman’s voice gets me like that you can bet it’s got to be good.”
-
-“Get her to sing now; I’d like to hear her.”
-
-“Sing now? Why, she couldn’t sound a note if her life depended on it.
-She’s got all she can do to talk plain. She looks like a piece of
-leather, doesn’t she? Yet she made the prettiest picture on the stage I
-ever saw.”
-
-Her voice interrupted here.
-
-It was harsh and strident in tone--there was little of the woman in it.
-
-“Well, if you won’t buy me a drink I’ll buy one for myself; give me a
-whiskey, Jack, and don’t be all night about it, either.”
-
-“Why don’t you get that Chinky of yours to buy you a drink?” remarks
-some one from the other side of the room.
-
-“Why don’t you mind your own business? He’d buy me all the drinks
-I wanted if I would ask him, and that’s more than you would do. If
-anybody asks you just tell them that the Chinks are all right, see, and
-don’t be so new.”
-
-“Cut that out, you fresh guy over there, cut it out.”
-
-Here’s a champion for her; there are a few left who are still under her
-spell, or who, remembering what she once was and knowing her in her
-palmy days, stick for old time’s sake.
-
-“Have a drink on me, old pal, and go as far as you like.”
-
-She comes back with a laugh; and if you look closely--if you have those
-kind of eyes that can see things below the surface, so to speak--you
-will see that she doesn’t really belong here, and never did. That she
-is here because of some unfortunate series of circumstances over which,
-perhaps, she had no control. You will see something in her manner that
-distinguishes her from the rest of the women, even those who are better
-looking and better dressed. It is that intangible, indefinite something
-which means blood, or previous environment. It cannot be put on and
-taken off like a garment, and when once there it is there to stay.
-
-That makes the wreck all the more pitiable, and with the same eyes
-through which you have just looked you will see the finish.
-
-It isn’t pleasant to look at, and now, while the music is playing for
-the waltz, and the couples are getting on the floor to go through that
-interminable routine of steps called dancing, while the painted women
-are laughing, and the men are calling them pet--or other--names, we
-will go out of this room to where we can breathe a fresher air and see
-the stars.
-
-I’m not sentimental, but there are some things I don’t like to see,
-besides, I knew the girl when she was at her best, and I have heard her
-sing when she brought the house down with applause.
-
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-
-[Illustration: Once she had been on the stage, but she got a rough deal
-and quit]
-
-
-
-
-A GIRL OF THE NIGHT
-
-
-The band on the platform at the end of the big hall was booming out
-the popular melodies of the day for dear life and the piercing notes
-produced by the leather-lunged piccolo player were heard as far as the
-street.
-
-“That guy up there has me deaf with that flute he’s blowing,” remarked
-Big Lizzie, “and while I don’t wish him any harm yet I hope he chokes.”
-
-“That knocks this place,” remarked her pal. “Why, I had a John in here
-the other day and he was wanting to buy me a new dress, and I thought
-he was wanting to know where I lived, and I was writing my name and
-number down on a piece of paper and he got disgusted and went away. It
-drives ’em out, if you want to know what I think.”
-
-But it was once a famous old place when Fourteenth street was really
-good, and the casual visitor to New York who didn’t drop in for an hour
-or so missed something.
-
-It was one of the sights, and the great mechanical organ invented and
-built by a straight-laced Methodist is there still, although he has
-long ago ceased calling the attention of his friends to the fact. Its
-tunes to-day are sandwiched in with those of the band, and in the
-interval the trombone player gets a chance to recover his breath.
-
-Morning, noon and night men and women wander in, sit at the little
-round tables, drink queer decoctions made of liquor strong enough to
-eat into Harveyized steel, and then go forth to tear up the town. The
-police pass it by as though it were nothing more serious than an ice
-cream parlor or a peanut emporium, while the tide of upholstered and
-hand-painted mademoiselles sweep in on the flood and drift out on the
-ebb with business written in every line of their faces.
-
-Their paths radiate like the sticks of a fan from this rendezvous
-of the social evil, and in their movements they show nearly all the
-characteristics of the honey-gathering bee.
-
-The engaging and winsome smile of a girl not yet out of her teens had
-caught the eye of the man in this story, and against his will he had
-allowed her to lead him into this place where mirth was nothing more
-nor less than a mask behind which a skeleton face grinned, and where
-neither laughter nor anything else was sincere. Her black eyes had not
-yet taken on that hardness which the years to come would surely add
-to them, and her ways were to a certain extent ingenuous. Besides,
-she was distinctly pretty with her Yiddish style of beauty, which
-was unfortunately of the kind which matures at sixteen and is old at
-twenty-five. Either teaching or a subtle instinct had caused her to
-discard the gorgeous plumes and brilliant colors which had marked her
-debut on the street less than a year before, and in consequence she
-might have passed for anything but what she was.
-
-She had been on the stage once on a tour, but got a rough deal and
-quit.
-
-He outclassed her by a hundred to one, and his source was as high as
-hers was low. There was no tinge of peasantry in his veins, but good
-successful American stock traceable back for five or six generations
-without a blot upon escutcheon--which, by the way, is rather rare in
-these days, consequently it’s worth boasting about. Lured into the
-maelstrom of music, he found himself at one of the tables with the girl
-beside him, still smiling.
-
-Liquor has different effects on different men; it turns the mild man
-into a savage and makes a careful one reckless in the extreme. In this
-particular case caution went to the four winds and sympathy--which
-is apt to be dangerous at times--took its place. But let youth and
-inexperience excuse him.
-
-“You haven’t told me your name,” he said. “What is it?”
-
-“Brown,” she answered, “Jennie Brown.”
-
-“I mean your right name.”
-
-“Well, Jennie is my right name--I took the other one after I came out
-of the hospital. Some day, maybe, I’ll get married and then I’ll change
-it again, but not before.”
-
-“What did you go to the hospital for--were you ill and did you have no
-one to take care of you?”
-
-“Ill? You mean sick? No, I wasn’t sick; I was stabbed, and I got it
-good, too. I was cut from here to here,” and her right forefinger
-described across the front of her dress a line that went from her
-shoulder to the center of her breast bone. “At first I thought I was
-going to croak because I lost a lot of blood, but I’m pretty strong
-and I came out all right. You see, it was this way: A guy I knew got
-stuck on me and I couldn’t shake him, and he followed me around like a
-shadow. I didn’t like him because he wasn’t in my class, and besides he
-had another girl and I never took a girl’s fellow away in my life. If
-they split up then that’s different, but as long as they’re together I
-keep out of it. Every time I’d talk to anybody or go anywhere he’d be
-there. One night he followed me and a fellow I had that wanted to buy
-wine into Sharkey’s and when he tried to start a fight with my friend
-one of the waiters threw him out. Of course that made him sore, and
-he said that he’d get even. He did, all right, for one night as I was
-going upstairs he was in the top hall waiting for me, and the first
-thing I knew he had the knife into me.
-
-“‘If you won’t have me, take this,’ he said, and then I felt an awful
-pain and when I put my hand up the blood was coming through my dress.
-
-“‘You killed me, Jimmy,’ I said, ‘and I never done anything to you.’
-But there wasn’t any answer to that, for he was running down the stairs
-as fast as he could.
-
-“I was afraid to go up to my room all alone with the blood running out
-all over me so I went down to the street to look for my pal, Annie. You
-don’t know her but she’s all right. It was two o’clock in the morning
-and there was no one around so I thought I’d walk over to Third avenue
-and see if I could find any of the girls there and get help. There was
-an electric light up on the corner and I hadn’t taken more than a few
-steps before it began to move up and down and I got afraid and began to
-run. When I got up to the avenue all the lights were going up and down
-as if they were crazy and a man on the other side of the street looked
-as if he was upside down.
-
-“Then I began to get frightened and I thought to myself that I’d sit
-down on a doorstep for a minute till I got over that queer feeling and
-that maybe Annie would come along. So I picked the first one I saw and
-flopped down. When I looked up it made me dizzy and so I looked down at
-the stone, and as I leaned over I watched the little red drops falling,
-one after the other, and always hitting the same spot, and then they
-began to spread out and the pool almost reached the sole of my shoe. I
-was wondering how long it would take before my foot got wet from it,
-and where it all came from, anyhow. It all seemed very funny to me;
-then I felt tired and shut my eyes.
-
-“The next thing I knew I was in bed and there was a nurse there. A cop
-was there, too, and when I looked at him he says, ‘Ha, nurse, she’s out
-of it.’
-
-“‘What place is this?’ I asked.
-
-“‘You’re in Bellevue Hospital,’ he said, and he was right. I had been
-there two days before I knew it. What do you think of that?”
-
-“You were unconscious,” remarked the young man.
-
-“Sure I was unconscious,” she responded, “and they asked me all kinds
-of questions, who did it and all that, and----”
-
-“And did you tell them who it was that stabbed you?”
-
-“Did I tell them? Nix; not on your life. I never rapped on anybody and
-I wasn’t going to rap on him, for it wouldn’t do me any good and it
-wouldn’t take that stab away, would it? I thought I’d get square myself
-some day when I got out of the hospital and was strong again. That’s
-the only way. Him going up the river for a couple of years wouldn’t
-have done me any good, and maybe he’d have croaked me when he came out.
-What’s the good of taking chances? So I hocked all my rings and other
-stuff, and got togged up when I came out. I’ll get them all out in a
-month, maybe before. I got one now; see,” and she held up a finger on
-which was a very big turquoise, surrounded by very small diamonds.
-“I’ll get them one at a time, and then if I ever get up against it
-again I’ve got them to fall back on. It’s just as good as money, only
-the interest is awful. Now if I only had a good friend who would----”
-
-“Want the waiter?” broke in a hoarse voice like the croak of a mammoth
-raven.
-
-“Give me a claret lemonade, Harry.”
-
-“And what’ll the gent have?”
-
-“A Martini cocktail.”
-
-“Right you are.”
-
-“As I was saying, if I only had a friend who would be on the level I’d
-be square with him, too. I ain’t got no pals, only Annie, and she’s
-been pretty good to me. Say, you ain’t married, are you?”
-
-“No, not yet”; he laughed nervously as he said it. “I don’t believe in
-fellows getting married until they’re twenty-five, anyhow.”
-
-“Neither do I.”
-
-He noticed that her teeth were very white and even, and that her
-eyebrows and hair were jet black. The color on her cheeks had been put
-there with a skilled hand, and so deftly done that it passed for the
-real thing--in nature, not in art. Her hands were shapely, her nails
-manicured carefully and she had a trim figure. It was all stock in
-trade, but he wasn’t figuring it that way. Half a dozen of the kind
-of drinks they had given him had torn down the barrier, so far as he
-was concerned, that had been raised by society between it and the
-Scarlet Woman, and the pathos of her story had set him thinking and had
-roused all of his sympathies. She had played her part with all of the
-subtleness of the finished actress and had told her story with such
-simplicity and naivette that many an older man would have been deceived
-by the recital. She was working up to the climax as carefully and
-cautiously as the hunter works up into the wind after the unsuspecting
-deer, or the soft-footed cat ambushes the bird singing in the hedge.
-The emotional breed of her race helped to make her realistic, and
-her vivacity was contagious. Put her on the stage and she would be a
-success with proper training.
-
-“If,” she laid her hand caressingly on the sleeve of his coat, “if I
-could find someone who would get my rings out and give me a chance I
-would be willing to do anything for him. I don’t like this life, always
-hustling, chased by the police and treated like a thief. But once in
-it’s hard to get out, for no one wants to give you a chance.”
-
-He was looking over her head and watching the man with the cornet
-rubbing up the brass with his handkerchief.
-
-“You are not listening to me.”
-
-“Yes, I am; I heard every word you said. How much would it cost to get
-your jewels out?”
-
-“Only $125. It might not be much for you, but it’s a lot for me.”
-
-Here was the climax, so far as her story was concerned. She could have
-repeated those three figures long before, but she wasn’t ready. She was
-waiting for the psychological moment and it had arrived. The picture
-was made and the hand was ready.
-
-And now your attention is respectfully called to Fate, the intruder;
-the upsetter of carefully laid plans; the wrecker; sometimes the
-promoter, because it does as many things for good as it does for bad.
-In this case, however, it was good and bad, according to the viewpoint.
-
-“If you wouldn’t mind I’ll get them out for you. Let’s go now,” he said.
-
-She leaned back in her chair and smiled at him--a smile of happiness
-and success; the smile of a child when it gets its first Christmas
-doll; and then she drew a deep breath. Still smiling, her eyes half
-closed, she looked at him through the narrow slits and contemplated the
-possibilities of the future. There was no hurry and she could afford to
-wait, for she had won out.
-
-A woman, coarse of feature and with fright depicted on her face, came
-hurrying in. She saw the girl at one end of the room and ran to her.
-
-“Jennie, for God’s sake, come quick; your Billy’s just been pinched on
-the corner.”
-
-“Billy pinched; what for?” The jubilation in her black eyes turned to
-terror.
-
-“For swiping a bloke’s leather. They got it on him; hurry up.”
-
-The boy stared wide-eyed at them for a moment, then pushing his chair
-back he arose unsteadily to his feet.
-
-“Seventy-five cents for the drinks.”
-
-It was the waiter’s voice.
-
-He fumbled in his pocket, brought forth a handful of change, deposited
-it in the outstretched palm, and began to weave his way among the
-tables toward the door in the wake of the hurrying women.
-
-“He’s a swell kid, all right,” remarked the waiter, as he counted the
-$3.25 in change, “and I hope he comes back.”
-
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-
-[Illustration: When the clock struck two she was on the table doing a
-dance]
-
-
-
-
-AFTER THE WEDDING BELLS
-
-
-There was a big crowd on the ferryboat from Jersey when she bumped
-her nose into the pier at New York that morning, but when the gates
-were thrown open there wasn’t the usual scurry and rush to land that
-marked the morning arrival. At the front, hugging the rail on the
-woman’s side was a nice little blonde dressed all in white, even down
-to her shoes and stockings, and with a complexion of the kind known
-as peachy, if you have any idea what that is. Fastened to her with a
-strong arm hold was a fellow of about twenty-three--years, not skiddoo,
-you understand--and he was togged out like a hot sport after a winning
-fight, or one who had picked the 20 to 1 shot at Sheepshead for the
-first time in his life. Top hat, frock coat, white vest, patent leather
-shoes, pearl tie and gray gloves completed the picture, and it was the
-surest case of orange blossoms and wedding cake that ever happened.
-
-That was what held the crowd and made a few of them whistle what
-sounded very much like that old familiar tune of “Here Comes the Bride.”
-
-Arm in arm, entirely oblivious of anything in the world except
-themselves and their own happiness, the couple marched off the boat,
-heads up in the air and trailed by the grinning bunch, and if ever a
-case of love’s young dream went around on legs this was surely it.
-
-They knew as much about New York as a Shrewsbury River clam knows about
-cigarettes, and it didn’t require the services of a head-grabber or a
-hand-holder to know that they were hunting a honeymoon hostelry.
-
-They had come from the fertile fields of Freehold to the land where
-there are real bathtubs with hot and cold water, and where a chunk of
-plain calf is soused with gravy, called fricandeau of veal, and charged
-for at the rate of a dollar a portion.
-
-What was money made for except to spend, especially on occasions of
-this kind? You’re young but once, and then a little makes you feel like
-a millionaire and you get value received and five times over for every
-dollar you peel off the roll. But when Time, who is the most wonderful
-artist in the world, does a few stunts, makes brown hair turn gray
-and deftly paints in the wrinkles, then the joy of spending goes and
-pleasure becomes as soggy as a wet sponge. Years are the frosts which
-kill the flowers of hope and ambition, and there are thousands of men
-who would give millions of dollars if they could but stand off, if only
-for a brief while, the gray-haired patriarch with the scythe.
-
-Just think of the sight of a young bride and groom holding in leash, as
-it were, a couple of hundred business men who were as anxious to get
-on the job of making money as a dog is to get a bone, and all of these
-hard-headed fellows smiling as if each one of them were in the same
-position as the young fellow who was fast to her arm.
-
-Up the street to Broadway, where they turned north, and then they were
-lost to all but two men, and these two were trailing.
-
-Begins to sound like one of Old Sleuth’s detective stories, doesn’t it?
-Where the villains are always on the job and always being foiled. Where
-it is either a case of murder the child and get the papers or kidnap
-the girl and marry her so as to get the old man’s fortune. Doesn’t that
-take you back a few years when you used to have those yellow-covered
-books in your inside pocket and believe every word you read, or are you
-so unfortunate as to have never lived the life of a real boy, with all
-its castle building and romancing? You know there are men in this world
-who still dream of those days, and it doesn’t do them any harm, either.
-
-The two men who were brought into this story a moment ago are still in
-the game, but they are neither burglars nor kidnappers. They are simply
-a pair of good fellows with enough money on the side to get anything
-within reason, and a belief that there are happy days and good people
-in this world if you only take the trouble to look for them.
-
-“I’ll bet,” said one, “that that kid hasn’t more than a hundred in his
-clothes, and that he feels as if the world was his to do with as he
-likes.”
-
-“The world is his if he has as much as a hundred,” returned the other.
-“That will give him the time of his life for three weeks, and he
-wouldn’t go back broke, either, unless his home is in London, which it
-isn’t.”
-
-“She’s a nice-looking girl all right, and from the way they’re heading
-I should say it would be Niagara for theirs.”
-
-“Niagara nothing,” retorted his friend, “that is a spot that belongs to
-the past. Our mothers and fathers made it fashionable, but the present
-generation takes to big cities as naturally as a duck takes to water,
-for they want the busy life and the theatres. The billing and cooing
-of the newly wed is all done under cover now and they mix with the
-crowd. You’ll find them taking in the big cafes along The Line getting
-a good look at things they never expect to see again, and these are the
-things they will be talking about twenty or thirty years from now. Make
-a picture of that couple ahead there in 1926, for instance. He’ll be
-telling his friends about this day, and the night they went to see Joe
-Weber, and he’ll tell how the buildings first impressed him, and then
-she’ll butt in with:
-
-“‘Say, Henry, what was the name of the restaurant in New York we went
-to after we saw that funny show--you know, the place where we had that
-lobster a la Newburg?’
-
-“As long as she lives she’ll talk about lobster a la Newburg because it
-sounds different, you see, and that’s the woman of it.
-
-“Then Henry will stroke his whiskers and take his corncob pipe out of
-his mouth and say, as if he had known the place all his life, ‘Why,
-that was Shanley’s.’”
-
-“Cut it out, for you’re talking like one of Denman Thompson’s home-made
-rural drammers,” put in his friend, as he pulled out his cigar case.
-“You’re always looking for the unusual and the sentimental, so I’ll
-make you a proposition. Let’s get next to this pair of turtle doves and
-give them the send-off of their lives. We’ll start off with a lunch,
-then a matinee, after that dinner, from there to a show and then a
-windup in a blaze of glory with wine and all the trimmings of a wedding
-feast. You’ve nothing to do, neither have I, and maybe if we do the
-thing up right she’ll name it--if it is a boy--after one of us or both
-of us, just think of that. There’s fame for you.”
-
-That is how it happened that an hour later a newly-married young
-couple, under the escort of two young men who were pretty well known
-around town, were lunching at the Waldorf just as if they had known
-each other for years.
-
-“You see,” one of the hosts was explaining, “we had an invitation to a
-wedding out of town to-day and we missed the train. We felt as if we
-wanted to entertain some one in honor of the event and we thought we
-would ask you. We want you to be our guests from now until 1 o’clock
-to-morrow morning----”
-
-The young husband glanced uneasily at his wife and she smiled back
-reassuringly.
-
-The woman, with that unerring female instinct which is born with all
-females of the human tribe, understood the situation at a glance and
-was ready for the lark. Besides, both hosts were good looking and well
-dressed and her vanity was touched. She was young enough to be natural
-and old enough to be appreciative. Besides, there were a few healthy
-drops of sporting blood in her veins, and that tells a good part of the
-story.
-
-There are cases where details are uninteresting, and while the time
-from luncheon to near the hour of midnight seemed to the honeymooners
-one wild carouse yet it was really nothing to those who are familiar
-with the ways of the world. They had sampled everything within reason
-from soda to hock, and the happy Freehold boy with the silk lid was
-willing to walk on his hands if anyone had dared him. He had told
-everyone he met all he knew and all he ever expected to know. As
-for the little lady who had been toasted many times as the “blushing
-bride,” she had suddenly developed sporting proclivities of a rare
-character, and she squeezed the hands of both of her hosts with equal
-impartiality.
-
-Confidentially it was rather a dangerous situation, for if the
-bridegroom had been helped to a few more drinks he wouldn’t have cared
-whether the place where he was laid away was a bridal couch or the soft
-side of a board. That was the state of affairs when, calling each other
-by their first names, so friendly had they become, that they all went
-up to the apartment of one of the hosts for the wind-up banquet.
-
-“How are you feeling, little sport, getting a head yet?”
-
-“I’m just right, and I’d like to have you for a brother,” she retorted.
-
-“Only a brother?”
-
-“Perhaps I should have said father.”
-
-Which showed that she had a pretty wit, too, as well as a head.
-
-At the table the hosts had multiplied by two and so there were six. The
-first flash of cocktails set the groom’s head to buzzing a bit and his
-speech began to be a trifle thick. At the sauterne he had a job to keep
-his head up straight, and he had no sooner finished his first glass of
-wine than he excused himself to get a handkerchief. He dropped on a
-friendly couch in the next room and promptly forgot that he was alive.
-His wife was no such miserable failure, for she clinked glasses with
-the rest of them and was entertained so well that it seemed as if she
-forgot she had ever been married.
-
-As the clock on the mantel struck two she was dancing a hornpipe
-on that end of the table which had been cleared by the soft-footed
-Japanese butler, and what was more she was dancing it well, too. The
-four hosts were applauding and drinking her health as the best little
-thoroughbred they had ever met, and in each brain there was a wish that
-she was anything but a bride, for each of these men, from the oldest to
-the youngest, was in love.
-
-It was a most curious and remarkable state of affairs, and there was
-a chance here for a break that might spell ruin to someone. Then the
-patter of the little feet on the tablecloth ceased and she stepped
-daintily down to chair and floor. The man nearest helped her, and
-as she alighted he leaned over and kissed her squarely on the lips.
-The color in her cheeks was accentuated just a trifle as he glanced
-suddenly around.
-
-“Where’s my husband?” she asked.
-
-“With his toes turned up on the couch in the next room and dead to the
-world. If he was half the sport and good fellow you are he’d be an ace.
-You ought to have been born in New York, Chappie, for you belong there.”
-
-“I think I will go and see him, if you will excuse me,” she said very
-demurely, and then she went out.
-
-The four hosts drank and talked and smoked and all the talk was of the
-bride, and it was all complimentary, too. When an hour had passed the
-butler was sent to see if she would return.
-
-She came back all right, smiling, but there was a change.
-
-“I think we ought to go now, but I can’t get him up. He’s not used to
-this sort of thing, you see, and I don’t know what I’m going to do.”
-
-“Why, stay right here, of course. We’re all going now and Jim, the
-gorilla who owns the place, is going, too. The shack is yours until you
-get ready to leave, for you’re all right. How about that, Jim?”
-
-“Just as you say--she owns it and us, too. Give your orders to Saki
-there, and we’ll call and take dinner with you every evening. We hope
-the boy will be all right in the morning. Good-night.”
-
-That’s all.
-
-It seems as if there ought to be more, but there really isn’t.
-
-With one large high absinthe I could make a hair-raising finish, but I
-have made up my mind to tell only the truth for a change and give my
-imagination a much needed rest, and this is a truthful story and it
-happened just as it is put down here.
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-<div id="illo_1" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 24em;">
- <img src="images/i_002.jpg" width="374" height="600" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">IKE SWIFT</div></div>
-
-<div class="newpage p4 center bbox">
-<h1>SKETCHES<br />
-<i>of</i> GOTHAM</h1>
-
-<hr class="dbl" />
-<hr class="dbl" />
-
-<p class="p4">BY<br />
-<span class="large wspace">IKE SWIFT</span></p>
-
-<p class="p4 wspace vspace larger">A collection of<br />
-unusual stories<br />
-told in an un-<br />
-usual way<span class="gesperrt">....</span></p>
-
-<p class="p4 vspace"><span class="smaller gesperrt">PUBLISHED BY</span><br />
-<span class="larger wspace">RICHARD K. FOX, New York</span>
-</p>
-</div>
-
-<p class="newpage p4 center vspace">
-<span class="small">Copyright 1906<br />
-by<br />
-Richard K. Fox.</span>
-</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="INDEX_TO_ILLUSTRATIONS">INDEX TO ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table id="loi" summary="Index to Illustrations">
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">“Ike Swift”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_1">2</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">A spectacular dance which helped her in meeting people</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_2">12</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Her swell figure made her an attraction on the beach</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_3">18</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She was once the real thing on physical culture</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_4">28</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">A dose of knockout drops proved the turning point in her life</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_5">38</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">A wonderful but untrue picture of love behind the scenes</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_6">50</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She has been known to kick the crown of a hat held six feet from the floor</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_7">60</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Rackets where pretty girls cut capers to the music of male voices</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_8">68</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">He often made an honest dollar teaching American women how to smoke “hop”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_9">78</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">There was disclosed the figure of a young woman rather scantily clad</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_10">90</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She had such a superb figure that she once posed for a sculptor</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_11">100</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Disguised as a sailor boy she shipped on one of Uncle Sam’s ships</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_12">108</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">For three solid hours he sat there trussed up like a chicken</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_13">118</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She put herself up at auction and was promptly bid on</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_14">128</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She went into the smoking car and calmly lighted a cigarette</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_15">136</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She had one or two fights on her hands, but she always won out</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_16">146</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She had danced the fandango in a way that made the Mexicans cheer</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_17">156</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Atlantic City is the place for sporty girls who play the game to the limit</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_18">164</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">They had a hot time in Minneapolis when the show hit town</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_19">174</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">“I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out as if I were a common swindler”</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_20">184</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">There were times when she did things that were unconventional</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_21">192</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">A light flashed out on the landing and revealed the figure of a beautiful woman</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_22">202</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Put her in tights and she would have been an Oriental sensation</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_23">212</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">The first pair are in the ring, the talk ceases, and the show is on</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_24">220</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">The glitter of a circus became too much for them to resist</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_25">230</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Wild revelry of the masked ball and the perfect ladies with the hot sports</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_26">240</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">It’s only a dream after the lobster course</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_27">250</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">She figured once at a masked ball that was raided by the police</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_28">260</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">Once she had been on the stage, but she got a rough deal and quit</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_29">268</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl">When the clock struck two she was on the table doing a dance</td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#illo_30">278</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table id="toc" summary="Contents">
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Little Easy Money</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_1">7</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Casting an Old Shoe</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_2">19</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Long Way ’Round</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_3">27</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Queen of Chinatown</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_4">39</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Girl of the Golden Gate</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_5">47</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">When Fists Were Trumps</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_6">57</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Kid and His Ten Thousand</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_7">69</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">An Oriental Nocturne</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_8">79</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Commercial Transaction</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_9">89</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The End of the Road</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_10">99</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Throwback</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_11">109</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">From the Woods to Broadway</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_12">117</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Whims of Curves</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_13">127</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Cheyenne Nell; Trimmer</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_14">137</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Tragedy of a Dance</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_15">147</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Monologue Girl’s Story</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_16">157</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Twisted Love Affair</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_17">163</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Wedding Rings and Footlights</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_18">173</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Told by the Manicure Girl</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_19">183</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Investing in a Husband</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_20">193</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Training an Old Sport</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_21">201</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Concerning a Syrian Beauty</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_22">211</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">The Rejuvenation of Patsy</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_23">221</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Case of Knockout Drops</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_24">231</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">Discovering a Prima Donna</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_25">241</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Throw of the Dice</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_26">249</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Voice in the Slums</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_27">259</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">A Girl of the Night</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_28">269</a></td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="tdl"><span class="smcap">After the Wedding Bells</span></td>
- <td class="tdr"><a href="#hdr_29">279</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">7</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_1">A LITTLE EASY MONEY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>A great many years ago, when Tom Byrnes was the
-able and efficient chief of the detective force of New
-York, a certain class of women, very much in evidence
-around the hotels and resorts, were known, from the
-peculiar manner of their work, as Badger Molls.</p>
-
-<p>There was one in particular who had added a spectacular
-dance to her many other accomplishments and
-which helped her not a little in meeting the right kind
-of people.</p>
-
-<p>To be a Badger Moll a woman had to have nerve,
-assurance, a fair amount of good looks, be able to read
-character and keep her wits about her at all times.
-There were occasions when she was up against it so
-good and strong that it didn’t seem as if there was
-one chance in a hundred for her to do her part of the
-trick, but in ninety times out of a hundred she landed
-the bundle of the victim.</p>
-
-<p>That is to say, of course, with the aid of her confederate.</p>
-
-<p>The old days of the Moll have gone by, but the new
-days have come and they are here now. The new
-representative is of a higher class, of a superior education,
-is more adept, and, as a rule, gets more money.</p>
-
-<p>It is worthy of note that during the past ten years
-only two big jobs have fallen through—that is, so far
-as is known—and these things usually become known
-when they are brought to the notice of the police.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">8</span>
-A handsomely gowned woman, with a bearing that
-would deceive almost anyone, comes down the line.
-She looks like my lady from Fifth avenue, but if you
-will notice her eyes you will see in them the look of a
-huntress.</p>
-
-<p>She is on the trail of men, and it is a rare thing for
-her to make a mistake. Mistakes in her business, you
-know, sometimes spell Sing Sing, as a lady by the
-name of Moore will tell you if you ever meet her and
-she should become confidential.</p>
-
-<p>As she passes the hotels you will notice this particular
-woman hesitates in her stride, she goes into the low
-gear and she looks questioningly at the men who are
-standing about.</p>
-
-<p>It is the glance of an expert, but it is cleverly veiled.</p>
-
-<p>Even though you and I know her and know what
-her business is, we are attracted by her to a certain extent,
-just as people are attracted by a magnificent
-tigress or leopard in the menagerie. They have fangs
-and claws, but they are hidden, and being concealed
-are forgotten for the time.</p>
-
-<p>This is a human tigress, but she is not on the scent
-of blood, she’s trailing bank rolls.</p>
-
-<p>There is, however, nothing unusual in that, when
-you come to think of it, because that is what four-fifths
-of the world is doing, and the other fifth is being
-chased and knows it.</p>
-
-<p>The tigress throws in her high speed and passes on
-until she has reached the entrance to another hotel,
-and here the scent of prey comes strongly to her nostrils.</p>
-
-<p>A fine-looking man of about fifty years is leaning
-carelessly against one of the marble columns. He has<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">9</span>
-dined well, anyone can see that, and he is half way into
-his after-dinner cigar. He is in the ripe stage; the
-time to ask a favor, or to have a courtesy extended.
-He is at peace with himself and everybody else, and as
-the tigress passes by he gets a flash of those black eyes
-which tell him a story that while it is not new, is always
-interesting, especially under these circumstances,
-when he is a thousand miles from home.</p>
-
-<p>There are few men, anyhow, who can stand temptation
-when they are strangers in a strange city. Man is
-a companionable sort of a proposition and to be at his
-best must have society.</p>
-
-<p>This one, who is perhaps the father of an interesting
-family, and who is above reproach in his native city,
-and who would become indignant at the thought of a
-street flirtation, involuntarily straightens himself up,
-and taking a firmer hold of his cigar, glances after the
-slowly retreating figure of the lady with the black
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>It’s a trim shape, by Jove; and look at that ankle.</p>
-
-<p>A peach.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing common about her,” he soliloquizes. “Just
-a nice girl, perhaps, who is a bit lonely, too.”</p>
-
-<p>And then, at that particular moment, the “nice girl,”
-who has been sauntering very slowly, turns around and
-looking directly at him, smiles.</p>
-
-<p>A woman’s smile.</p>
-
-<p>Cast off your lines, my boy, and on your way, for the
-magnetism of that smile has you lashed to the mast,
-but you don’t know it yet. What you have in your
-mind is that you’ll just take a little walk and have a
-little talk, just to fill in a few lonely hours, you know.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">10</span>
-So he leaves the mooring of his hotel and trails the
-trailer.</p>
-
-<p>One short block he walks, and then just as he is
-about to come abreast of her she turns about and meets
-him with the same smile that has been doing duty
-for the past five years.</p>
-
-<p>She knew he had reached that particular spot by that
-woman’s intuition, keyed up so fine as to be on feather
-edge all the time.</p>
-
-<p>Her little bow is modest—even coy. It is like the
-bow of a school girl who is afraid she is not doing
-quite the right thing, but who is just a trifle reckless,
-and is willing to take a chance or two just for a lark.</p>
-
-<p>“How do you do?” she asks.</p>
-
-<p>“Great; how are you; fine night; where are you
-going?” he rattles off, trying to appear at ease, and be
-the real fellow.</p>
-
-<p>“I was just taking a walk. You see, it was so quiet
-in the house, and I sat there all alone until I just
-thought I would die, so I came out to get a little fresh
-air and see if I couldn’t walk myself tired before bed
-time.”</p>
-
-<p>That accounts for her being out, of course, and it is
-very nicely delivered, too; besides, it gives the man a
-chance to say something, and he is prompt to say it.</p>
-
-<p>“All alone? You don’t mean to say that you live
-all alone?”</p>
-
-<p>Oh, no; she doesn’t live all alone all the time. But
-Jack—that’s her husband, you know—he is on the
-road—commercial man, you see, the best and dearest
-fellow in all the world, and it’s such a horrid position
-he has, too, always traveling. He went away just a
-month ago on his Western trip, to be gone two months,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">11</span>
-think of it; almost an age. He’s with the big dry
-goods house of Wools &amp; Muslins, the biggest in New
-York. But next year Jack is going to have an office
-position and then everything will be all right.</p>
-
-<p>“After that,” she goes on, “Jack and the baby and I
-will be quite happy.”</p>
-
-<p>“The baby? Have you a baby?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, of course.”</p>
-
-<p>“And you say you are lonely? I should think that
-the baby would——”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, of course, so it would, but don’t you see, Jack’s
-mother, who lives with us, went to visit some friends
-in the country—Montclair, do you know where that is?—and
-she thought it would do the little fellow good
-and she took him along, and now I am so sorry I let
-him go.”</p>
-
-<p>Isn’t it too beautiful for anything, and isn’t she an
-artist of whom Jack ought to be very proud?</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I am a little lonely myself,” says the business
-man from Dayton, O., “and I think you and I ought to
-cheer one another up. What do you think about that
-proposition?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I don’t know. It’s very nice to have you talk
-to me, but I feel a little bit frightened about it all. You
-know I never spoke to a strange man on the street before
-like this, and I am sure that Jack wouldn’t like it
-if——”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, but Jack isn’t here now. Who knows what he
-is doing? You know these traveling men when they
-get away from home and home ties have been known
-to——”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, but not my Jack. You don’t know him. He
-would never do anything wrong, for he told me so.”</p>
-
-<div id="illo_2" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_012.jpg" width="444" height="652" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">A spectacular dance which helped her in meeting people</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">13</span>
-And now they have walked four blocks.</p>
-
-<p>There is a hack driver and his wagon at the corner.</p>
-
-<p>“Cab, sir; have a cab?”</p>
-
-<p>He’s on, and immediately takes the tip offered him.</p>
-
-<p>“Suppose we take a little drive through the Park,”
-suggests the man.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think it would be quite right. I would like
-to, but——Oh, if we were only real well acquainted,
-I would like to, but you see——”</p>
-
-<p>The end of it is that the cab drive is vetoed, and he
-begins to think as to how he can best entertain her in
-some other way. He takes a hasty sidelong glance at
-her, and his heart increases about ten beats to the minute.
-She’s all right, you bet. Why, he wouldn’t mind
-staying in New York another week <span class="locked">if——</span></p>
-
-<p>“Let’s go somewhere and have a nice bottle of
-wine,” he says.</p>
-
-<p>“I hope you don’t mean to offend me, but you
-shouldn’t ask me anything like that. I think I am doing
-very wrong in even talking to you, but I can’t help
-it. There was something about you when I passed by
-that seemed to attract me. I have done something to-night
-that I have never been guilty of before, and
-never will be again. I don’t object to wine, because we
-have it in the house, but I didn’t think you would ask
-me to go to a common saloon with you—a place I have
-never been in in my life. But I suppose I deserve it
-for speaking to you the way I did, and for walking
-with you the way I am now.”</p>
-
-<p>He protests, he apologizes, and he feels that he has
-made a great mistake. He is humiliated beyond expression.
-Here is a nice little woman with a husband
-and a baby, who has permitted him to accost her on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">14</span>
-the street, probably because she felt that she needed
-some human companionship, and he has insulted her
-by asking her to go to a public place and drink a bottle
-of wine with him, just as if she were a woman of the
-streets. He feels that he cannot do enough to make
-amends to her.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t believe,” she says, sweetly, “that you intended
-to hurt my feelings for a moment. Let you and
-I be simply good friends. We are both a little lonesome;
-let us spend a pleasant evening together, for it
-isn’t likely that we will ever meet again after to-night.
-We will act as if we were brother and sister; but if you
-would really like a bottle of wine I have a lot home
-that Jack says is pretty good, and we can go there and
-be all by ourselves.”</p>
-
-<p>But a moment later she repents and says it will not
-do at all, for suppose any of the neighbors should see
-them going in, what then?</p>
-
-<p>He clutches at the idea like a drowning man clutches
-at a straw, for this is a wonderfully nice girl he has
-met in this accidental way, and he would like to become
-better acquainted.</p>
-
-<p>So he begins to coax, and she laughingly refuses to
-listen. He pleads, argues and promises, and then he
-stops in a shop and blows himself to a five-pound box
-of candy for the baby—and her.</p>
-
-<p>When he peels the bill off a roll that would choke an
-elephant she sizes it all up out of the tail of her eye,
-and makes a mental calculation as to how much is
-there.</p>
-
-<p>She’s just a trifle more endearing to him after that,
-and it strikes him that she is getting a little reckless.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">15</span>
-“Come on,” she says, quite gayly, and with an affectation
-of sportiness, “I will take you up to the house,
-but you must promise me on your word of honor that
-you won’t remember the street or the number and that
-you’ll never try to see me again. Remember, this is
-just for one evening, and I don’t want you to think I
-am anything but what I seem.”</p>
-
-<p>“I could never think that,” he says, quite soberly.</p>
-
-<p>“What must you think of a girl who will permit a
-stranger to speak to her on the street?”</p>
-
-<p>“I should think that in your case she would be very
-nice.”</p>
-
-<p>She is laughing and chatting just like a girl out of
-school, and she has interested him so much that he
-hasn’t noticed that they were getting into quieter and
-darker streets, until she suddenly turns into a hallway
-which is just like a thousand other New York hallways,
-and announces:</p>
-
-<p>“Here we are at last; now don’t make any noise.”</p>
-
-<p>Up one flight, and she’s fumbling for a key, which
-she finds in a moment, and then the door is opened.</p>
-
-<p>The lights are turned low, and for some reason or
-other she doesn’t turn them up, which he notes with a
-certain feeling of pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>“Now take off your hat and coat, and we will have
-that bottle of wine I told you about, for I am going to
-let you stay just one hour, after which I am going to
-try and forgive myself for having spoken to you.”</p>
-
-<p>It is all very nice and charming, and the wine is very
-good—a bit better, in fact, than he had any idea it
-would be.</p>
-
-<p>When the bottle and the glasses are empty he finds
-himself sitting beside her on a divan. His arm is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">16</span>
-about her waist and she is struggling to free herself.
-He leans over to kiss her, but she deftly turns her face
-away.</p>
-
-<p>“You must not try to kiss me,” she whispers, but as
-she speaks she throws her arms about his neck.</p>
-
-<p>It seems to the staid old business bulwark from the
-West as if he had been sitting there for hours, when
-suddenly the electric bell rings.</p>
-
-<p>Both jump to their feet.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it?” he asks in a low voice.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know; I can’t think,” she answers, holding
-her hand to her head. “Perhaps it’s Jack. My God,
-if it should be Jack. He will kill you if he finds you
-here. I could never explain it. Take your hat and
-coat quick. Here, this way, the back door, and run,
-run as fast as you can. Don’t stop, please, until you
-get to your hotel. Go, go, at once.”</p>
-
-<p>With hat and coat in hand he finds himself pushed
-out in a dark passageway. He gropes his way to the
-stairs.</p>
-
-<p>A man is coming up, a man with a traveling case.</p>
-
-<p>It’s Jack, as sure as you live.</p>
-
-<p>Guiltily he walks down, steps hurriedly to the street
-door, passes out, and starts on a brisk trot up the street.
-At the first corner he turns, then he turns another
-block, then he turns again, with the instinct of a hunted
-hare. So he pursued his zig-zag course for many
-blocks, until he finally stops to ask directions.</p>
-
-<p>“The Gilt-Edge Hotel? certainly; four blocks over
-to the avenue then about twenty down.”</p>
-
-<p>He walks the four blocks while he catches his
-breath, and then he gets aboard a car only to find he
-hasn’t a cent.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">17</span>
-Worse; he hasn’t a watch, nor a scarf pin.</p>
-
-<p>He must have lost them while he was running.</p>
-
-<p>He gets off and stands on the corner to think it over.</p>
-
-<p>Eleven hundred dollars in good money gone; a
-watch worth $350 and a pin worth at least $150.</p>
-
-<p>The faint odor of violets comes back to him, and
-then he comes to his senses.</p>
-
-<p>Stung.</p>
-
-<div class="tb">* * * * *</div>
-
-<p>“It took you a long while to ring that bell, Billy,
-after I gave you the tip. Don’t wait so long next time.
-You must be getting old, for you’re working very slow
-lately.”</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t hear the buzzer at first; I don’t think you
-pressed it hard enough. I’ll give it a look to-morrow
-and see. But I would never have sized that old guy up
-for eleven hundred.”</p>
-
-<p>“You never can tell what they’ve got until you take
-it away from them.”</p>
-
-<div id="ip_17" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 18em;">
- <img src="images/i_017.png" width="281" height="60" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_3" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_018.jpg" width="439" height="646" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Her swell figure made her an attraction on the beach</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">19</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_2">CASTING AN OLD SHOE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>It may be that you—whoever you are or wherever
-you are—don’t know what it means to go “down the
-line.” But in New York—in order that we may start
-right—“The Line” means that part of Broadway where
-at night the lights burn brightest, and where the mob—swell
-and otherwise—move back and forth like the
-ebb and flow of the tide—hunting, hunting, ever on
-the hunt.</p>
-
-<p>From Twenty-third street to Forty-second, and back
-again, and you have gone down The Line. Sometimes
-it costs you nothing for this innocent little amusement;
-this feast of the eyes; and then again it is liable to cost
-you a great deal.</p>
-
-<p>It all depends upon who you are, and what you are
-and how easy you are.</p>
-
-<p>And there you are.</p>
-
-<p>I once knew a man, and this is pat while I am on
-this subject, who came to New York from Buffalo. He
-was only going to remain for a day or so, and then he
-was going to hike himself back to his home by the big
-lake.</p>
-
-<p>He had sold out his business, and when he landed in
-New York he had a bank roll of twenty-one thousand
-dollars.</p>
-
-<p>It was enough to make any ordinary man round
-shouldered, but he was a husky guy who was used to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">20</span>
-the long green, and it didn’t bother him any more than
-if it had been beef-and-bean money.</p>
-
-<p>He put up at a big swell hotel, and during the evening,
-when time hung a bit heavy on his hands, he got
-it into his head that he would take a walk down the
-line, and then turn in among the feathers.</p>
-
-<p>With a perfecto between his teeth, he got as far as
-Thirty-eighth street, where he met his finish.</p>
-
-<p>When he arrived at his hotel at ten o’clock the next
-morning he asked the proprietor to loan him twenty
-dollars to get home.</p>
-
-<p>No explanations go with this, because he was sport
-enough never to tell how it happened. It doesn’t even
-point a moral, for there are no morals on the line.</p>
-
-<p>Going down the street, like a yacht under full sail, is
-a woman whom it cost not a cent less than $750 to put
-in commission. In the male vernacular she is what
-might be termed a peach, and there is no need to translate
-that for you, for the simple reason that you are
-familiar enough with the different kinds of fruit to
-know what that means.</p>
-
-<p>Because of her figure and the fact that she was a
-good fellow she was an attraction at the beach.</p>
-
-<p>She has a history, of course. They all have, to a
-certain extent, but this is somewhat out of the ordinary.</p>
-
-<p>In her day—and her day wasn’t so many years ago—she
-was a noted beauty, and she had one of the most
-charming apartments in New York. It was frequented
-by what might be termed the high-class sporting crowd—lawyers
-with national reputations, actors whose
-names were in big type on the billboards, business men
-who posed as the bulwarks of the commercial world,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">21</span>
-and politicians who waxed sleek and fat at the public
-cribs. They played poker there and were entertained
-royally by her. She gave the choicest of dinners and
-served the best of wines, and she was a perfect hostess.
-Her rooms were more like a club than anything else,
-and she was never annoyed by any love-making on
-the part of her guests, for a very good, substantial and
-simple reason—the man who paid the shot and who
-figured as the real one in that charmed and exclusive
-circle was none other than a high official of New
-York.</p>
-
-<p>His hospitality, dispensed through her, was almost
-boundless, and there are those who say that there was
-method in that gathering, and that many a serious
-public question was discussed within the confines of
-those gorgeously upholstered rooms.</p>
-
-<p>Give a man the proper seat at the right kind of a
-table, beside a woman who is beautiful, charming and
-magnetic, serve him with a perfect dinner, with good
-wine selected by a connoisseur, then after the dessert
-provide him with a cigar which cannot be bought in
-the open market, and it is almost a sure thing that, if
-you have any proposition to make, your battle is half
-won. What an ideal spot for lawyers, politicians and
-capitalists to discuss things that it wouldn’t do to
-have the public know.</p>
-
-<p>And as the months rolled by this woman came to be
-known by the majority of prominent men of New
-York.</p>
-
-<p>Now you can get a good look at her as she stops to
-glance in that window.</p>
-
-<p>Not to have been her guest was to have missed a lot
-in life, and when you lost to her in a little poker game<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">22</span>
-you were almost sorry your losses were not heavier.</p>
-
-<p>She had more diamond rings than she could wear at
-any one time, and she had the best wardrobe in town.
-No matter what she saw and wanted it was hers. She
-scarcely needed to ask for it—she just wished, and it
-came as though she had been blessed with some fairy
-godmother who waved a magic wand, and brought
-things on the wind.</p>
-
-<p>So there’s the picture, painted in the most ordinary
-colors, and there’s the woman, who grew to think the
-world was made for her to play with and do with as
-she liked.</p>
-
-<p>When she was at the height of her career, this lawyer-political
-friend of hers—this champion and provider—really
-and truly fell in love. He was well past
-middle age, but that made no difference. After many
-years of waiting—years which were punctuated with
-numerous affairs which he thought spelled love—he
-found the girl at last in the daughter of a man whose
-position left him nothing to wish for. She was a society
-girl and charming enough for any man.</p>
-
-<p>Before he fully realized what he was doing he had
-proposed marriage to her and had been accepted without
-giving that other one a thought.</p>
-
-<p>When he understood that he had to break with her,
-he knew that he had the job of his life in front of him,
-but he was game enough to go at it without a moment’s
-hesitancy, and so one night, after the crowd had gone
-and the last poker chip cashed in, he told her the
-story.</p>
-
-<p>“I am going to marry and settle down,” he said.
-“My position demands it, and I cannot go on living
-this way forever. I feel that I have a political future,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">23</span>
-and I must protect myself. If I ever came up again
-for any prominent office, as I expect to in the near
-future, my relations with you would mean the worst
-kind of defeat for me. I want to be fair with you, and
-I am willing to settle any claim you may have on me
-for anything within reason.”</p>
-
-<p>His story took a long while in the telling, and
-through it all she never moved nor spoke.</p>
-
-<p>When he had quite finished she stretched and
-yawned.</p>
-
-<p>“Is that all you have to say?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he answered, “that is all, except that I hope
-we will part friends, and that if ever I can do anything
-for you, I——”</p>
-
-<p>“Now whatever you do,” she spoke up sharply,
-“don’t get tiresome nor sentimental. You’re a good
-fellow, and always have been—so you think. I have
-come into your life and have answered your purpose.
-I have entertained your friends and made it pleasant
-for you and them. I suppose you think I did it simply
-because I was provided for and had everything I
-wanted—that I was a sort of a high-class servant who
-was satisfied with her wages. If I had been wise I
-would have anticipated this and been prepared for it.
-I would have had enough money in the bank to have
-been independent to a certain extent. I am like a
-poker chip—you bought me, played with me, and now
-you are ready to cash me in because you have finished
-with me. You are a good fellow—with the men—but
-you are very tiresome and that reminds me that I am
-tired and wish you would run along. Go home now,
-and dream of the nice girl you are going to marry.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">24</span>
-He stood looking at her like a man under the influence
-of a drug. He did not know what to say. He
-had expected a scene of some kind, and he was disappointed.
-His vanity was touched. Why, here was a
-woman for whom he had done everything in the world,
-and whom he thought loved him, and she was parting
-from him without a tear or even so much as a word of
-expostulation. That didn’t suit him at all. He wanted
-her to throw her arms about his neck and beg him not
-to go. Of course, he would have gone just the same,
-but he didn’t want to think that she would let him go
-so easily.</p>
-
-<p>The pride and vanity of man is a peculiar thing, and
-there are not ten men in a thousand who understand
-women, even though they think they do. This man,
-clever, handsome and brilliant, was of the majority
-who do not know, and he had nothing to say to the
-woman who had entertained him and with whom he
-had spent many pleasant hours.</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her for a moment and then he went
-out as though he had been whipped from the door.</p>
-
-<p>She turned the key in the lock and then gave way to
-her real feelings by crying as only a heart-broken
-woman can.</p>
-
-<p>He had incriminated himself with her to such an extent
-that he dreaded her. She had been too calm to
-suit him, and he feared trouble to come. He had no
-definite idea as to what form it might take, but he
-wanted to avoid it.</p>
-
-<p>So he went direct to one of his most astute legal
-friends—the same one, who, by the way, told me the
-whole story in a burst of half-drunken confidence—and
-they sat up half the night figuring on how to head<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">25</span>
-her off in case she attempted to do anything that would
-reflect on his “spotless” character. How careful the
-man is of his name as a rule, and how despicably he can
-treat a woman when it suits either his mood or convenience.</p>
-
-<p>That midnight conference finally resolved itself into
-definite shape by the counsellor saying:</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll take $10,000 to her and get everything she has
-of yours and her signature under a statement that will
-leave you free and clear.”</p>
-
-<p>And so it was agreed.</p>
-
-<p>Lawyers do not act very quickly unless their own interests
-are at stake. Speed was required here and the
-action was fast enough for anyone. The next day, at
-noon, the lawyer, who knew her well enough to call
-her by her first name, called upon her, and as he was
-ushered into the handsome apartment he involuntarily
-put his hand to his breast pocket, which contained ten
-new, crisp one thousand dollar bills—the price of her
-silence, from his standpoint.</p>
-
-<p>It is interesting to be able to note that the interview
-was short, sharp, sweet and to the point. He made his
-eloquent speech of how his friend, who had always
-loved her devotedly, was forced by something which
-she could not understand to break from her and marry
-a woman whose position in society was assured. He
-was prepared to pay her an amount of money—quite a
-liberal one, in fact—so that she should want for nothing.
-All he desired was a certain package of letters
-and a statement that she had only known his friend
-in the most casual way.</p>
-
-<p>“How much are you going to pay me?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">26</span>
-“Ten thousand dollars, and here it is,” he said, producing
-the bills.</p>
-
-<p>“I will do what he wants,” was all she said, and in
-ten minutes the job was done.</p>
-
-<p>Then he laid the money on the table.</p>
-
-<p>“What is your fee?” She spoke very softly.</p>
-
-<p>“My fee?” he repeated, as if he did not quite catch
-her meaning.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, your fee. How much are you charging this
-friend of yours for what you are doing for him?”</p>
-
-<p>“I am doing it through friendship. There is no such
-thing as fee in a case like this.”</p>
-
-<p>“You have earned this money, and I do not want it,”
-she went on. “I am not a blackmailer nor can my
-promise of immunity be bought. I, too, understand
-what the word friendship means, and I am not so degraded
-nor lost but that I can take advantage of it.
-It is such men as you and he that make such women as
-I am. Good-day.”</p>
-
-<p>He was in the hall with the money in his hand before
-he quite realized how it all happened.</p>
-
-<p>Between you and me, my friends, I would sooner
-have her conscience than the conscience of the very fine
-gentleman whose public career has since been marked
-by repeated triumphs.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_26" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 13em;">
- <img src="images/i_026.png" width="200" height="31" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">27</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_3">THE LONG WAY ’ROUND</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The Girl from Philadelphia wasn’t a beauty by any
-means, but she had a nice fetching way, good teeth,
-and a cheerful, contagious laugh which are three
-things that have beauty left at the post. Beauty, you
-see, is only good for a short sprint at the best, and in
-a long race is liable to lag a bit toward the finish, but
-the other propositions are stayers nine times out of
-ten and generally manage to come under the wire in
-good shape.</p>
-
-<p>Thirty days in the big city, if spent in the right kind
-of company, usually mean about a year in Quakertown,
-and force of circumstances had thrown The Girl
-in pretty close contact with high-flyers. You see, it
-all came about this way:</p>
-
-<p>She had been playing the soubrette part in some
-amateur theatricals, and everybody who saw her—except
-some girl friends who wanted to be soubrettes,
-too—said she was the real thing and that she had Della
-Fox in her palmy days beaten the length of Chestnut
-street, and as for Millie James, why there was nothing
-to it.</p>
-
-<p>That started the theatrical bee buzzing in her conning-tower,
-so she immediately formed the habit of
-reading the theatrical papers instead of the society
-notes, and she got the matinee habit so bad that she
-didn’t miss one show a month. Before that her fad<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">29</span>
-had been gymnastics and she was the real thing on
-physical culture.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_4" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_028.jpg" width="433" height="619" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She was once the real thing on physical culture</div></div>
-
-<p>Now when a girl gets that way she needs either a
-husband and honeymoon to distract her attention or
-a hard-faced guardian—female, of course—to follow
-her wherever she goes.</p>
-
-<p>So in view of the fact that this girl had neither, she
-studied the play bills and did pretty much as she liked.
-She was just ripe to sign with a traveling show or
-listen to the argument of any actor man who offered
-her the bait of a chance to do a stunt behind the footlights.
-She lived the way a soubrette ought to live—at
-least, she thought she did. In a locked drawer in
-her dressing case she kept a box of make-up, and when
-the rest of the family had retired she fixed her face
-up so she looked like a comic valentine. She figured
-upon this as a sort of preliminary training in case she
-should ever get a chance to break into the business;
-look like a twenty-dollar gold piece to the public, and
-feel like a plugged nickel when she was in her dollar-a-day
-room after the show. She might have been
-dreaming yet if a young fellow who once suped for
-Mansfield hadn’t made her acquaintance. He called on
-her at her home, and they hadn’t been talking twenty
-minutes when she sprung the soubrette business, and
-told him that some day she hoped to get on the professional
-stage.</p>
-
-<p>“The only way to get a chance is to go to New
-York,” he said. “There’s where all the good shows
-start from, as well as a good many of the bad ones,
-and if a girl has talent, an agent or a manager will
-grab her just the same as a hobo will grab a ham sandwich,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">30</span>
-no matter what his nationality is. Why, I once
-knew a girl who went there from Forked River, New
-Jersey. She didn’t know anything, but she had ginger,
-and she’s been on the road for two seasons with the
-Bon Ton Burlesquers. What do you think of that?
-Philadelphia’s all right in a way, but I’ll bet if Maude
-Adams had been born here she’d be behind the ribbon
-counter in some big dry goods store instead of the
-swellest little actress that ever took a bunch of roses
-over the footlights.”</p>
-
-<p>That is what started the trouble, and that night
-when The Girl went up to her room she packed a dress-suit
-case, putting in her grease paints first, of course,
-and then she penned a neat little note of farewell forever
-to her parents, after which she waited until the
-house was quiet and then slipped out as quietly as a
-burglar. She had enough money to make the breakaway
-and keep her about thirty days, by the end of
-which time she figured she would have a job at about
-fifty per week, with traveling expenses and Pullman
-car paid by the manager.</p>
-
-<p>She had a roseate view of life, and she thought that
-as soon as she hit the big burg the managers would be
-falling over each other trying to get her to sign a contract.
-She didn’t know that making a hit in a little
-show given by the Golden Rod Society for the Supplying
-of Vegetables to the Cannibal Tribes of Africa was
-quite a different thing to going on the professional
-stage, and she imagined if she could do well in the part
-of <i>Betsey, the Romp</i>, in “Who Killed Cock Robin,” she
-could do equally well on the stage of any big theatre.</p>
-
-<p>She had as much hope as a piece of Swiss cheese has
-holes when she climbed aboard the sleeping car which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">31</span>
-was scheduled to leave for New York at 1 A. M., but
-when she landed in the cold, gray dawn a good part of
-it had gone and had left her a trifle weak in the knees,
-which, by the way, is a decided symptom of weakness.</p>
-
-<p>It took her just two hours to find a boarding house,
-and until the next day to get her nerve back. It was
-only because of her youth that it came back at all.
-She got a list of the names of managers and started
-out to do business, but no one seemed to want any
-amateur soubrettes from Philadelphia. By two o’clock
-there was nothing that looked like a job, but she had
-received eleven invitations to go out to lunch from
-eleven different genials who didn’t seem to want to talk
-business; who were inclined to be affectionate and
-who called her “My Dear” in every other sentence.</p>
-
-<p>That night she went to a vaudeville show, and she
-was so impressed with the ease with which the turns
-were pulled off that she concluded she would do an act
-of her own. That is how it happened that the day
-after she forsook the legitimate for the variety, and
-knocked at the office doors of a different species of
-managers. Very busy fellows these were, too, and
-she got her dismissal in almost every case with startling
-rapidity.</p>
-
-<p>Here is a sample of the dialogue:</p>
-
-<p>“Where have you worked before?”</p>
-
-<p>“I have never been on the professional stage, but I
-played the part of a soubrette in amateur shows in
-Philadelphia, and all my friends told me that——”</p>
-
-<p>“But have you an act of your own?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, not yet, but——”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you frame up some kind of an act, then come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">32</span>
-around and see me, and I may be able to get you a
-trial somewhere.”</p>
-
-<p>And then twenty-three.</p>
-
-<p>Many a good fighter has quit when he found every
-rush he made was stopped with a tantalizing jab in the
-nose, and many a man has thrown up the sponge when
-he has walked the streets day in and day out and discovered
-that nobody wanted him.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of a week The Girl would have written a
-letter home or taken a train back if it had not been for
-her pride. She didn’t want to acknowledge defeat, but
-she was on the verge of it.</p>
-
-<p>She was coming out of a theatre one night when she
-met The Man.</p>
-
-<p>There must be a man else there would be no story.
-He was about forty-five years old, had been through
-enough campaigns to give him self-possession, and he
-had been successful enough to be egotistic. Two minutes
-later they were walking down Broadway together,
-and she was rather glad that she had found someone
-who took an interest in her. One-half hour after that
-and they were seated at a table in a big restaurant; the
-order had been given and she was telling him all about
-herself while he was looking her over with an exceedingly
-critical eye and making up his mind that she
-showed up rather good under a strong light, especially
-when she smiled.</p>
-
-<p>A broiled lobster, a quart of claret, then a couple of
-birds and a quart of wine are enough to change the
-ideas and opinions of a lot of people, especially if such
-a bill of fare is unusual, and so it happened that when
-the red began to come to The Girl’s cheeks, the things
-The Man were saying to her didn’t seem so much out<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">33</span>
-of the way after all. Besides, that hall bedroom in the
-musty old boarding house was rapidly becoming a
-nightmare. Between you and me, if she had never
-smiled this thing would never have happened.</p>
-
-<p>The Man lighted a cigar, and as he blew the first
-puff of blue smoke toward the ceiling he observed:</p>
-
-<p>“My dear, marriage is nothing more nor less than a
-useless and barbaric rite, and when it is all summed up
-it amounts to nothing in the end. Why should you be
-legally bound to any man in this world? It would be
-all right as long as you loved him, then you wouldn’t
-care, but suppose your feelings changed, what then?
-In order to get a divorce from him you would have to
-catch him committing a crime for which the law would
-grant you a divorce, or get good evidence, which
-amounts to the same thing. You might separate from
-him if he was cruel to you or didn’t support you, but
-suppose he was kind and gave you all the money you
-wanted, then you would still have to live with him as
-his wife. Now, on the other hand, if you were not
-married to him, you would have a perfect right, as
-soon as your feelings changed, to leave him without a
-moment’s notice. You would be under no obligations
-to him under any circumstances, and he, knowing that
-you were free to go and come as you pleased, would, in
-order to keep you, treat you with greater consideration
-than if you were his wife. You can believe me or not,
-just as you wish, but an understanding between a man
-and a woman is all that is necessary to happiness in
-this world. Don’t be old-fashioned, but let us make an
-agreement of some kind between ourselves. You will
-be perfectly independent, free to go and come as you
-like, and do as you wish.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">34</span>
-There was a certain amount of logic in this argument,
-especially when the reverse of the picture is a
-cheap room in a cheap boarding house. So the end
-of the first chapter was that the landlady wondered
-why her lodger never came back, even to get her case
-and the few belongings it contained. It was all mysterious
-to her, but as she was paid in advance, she
-said nothing, and at the end of the week rented the
-room to an old fellow with asthma who was living on
-an allowance.</p>
-
-<p>So far as the stage was concerned, that bright bubble
-had burst, and instead of haunting the offices of
-managers, The Girl took to breakfasting at 10, lunching
-at 2 and dining at 8. The theatres to her were
-merely places of amusement—good to fill in time which
-could be used in no other way, and her ambition to
-shine as a footlight favorite went when she found
-that she could live without being annoyed by any of the
-responsibilities of life. She gradually grew to know
-that the name of The Man was a very familiar one in
-the big cities and at times the newspapers printed his
-picture. She had assumed that name—it was in the
-compact, although there were few who knew it. Several
-times, when he called on her, he brought some
-of his friends to dinner, but these occasions were not
-frequent, by any means, and she knew she wasn’t a
-part of his intimate life.</p>
-
-<p>Now see how time makes puppets of both men and
-women, for this story has one merit in that it is true.</p>
-
-<p>The Man took sick in Chicago, and the first she
-knew of it was when she read it in the newspapers.
-Every stage of his disease was chronicled until he died,
-and when she read that the paper dropped from her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">35</span>
-hands and she felt again that weakness of the knees
-which took her on that first morning in New York.
-For four days she lived in a dream, vaguely wondering
-what was to become of her, and then a brisk, alert,
-dapper little man—a lawyer—called. There was nothing
-sentimental about him. He was business from the
-drop of the hat.</p>
-
-<p>“I represent the family of The Man,” he announced,
-abruptly. “There is a codicil in his will which bequeaths
-you $250,000. Of course, we can break that
-and not half try, but the widow and children don’t
-want any unpleasant notoriety, and they are willing to
-settle for $50,000, which I can pay to you at once. You
-will accept, if you are wise, for $50,000 is a nice little
-sum and it will leave you free and clear to do as you
-please and will dispose of a very unpleasant situation.”</p>
-
-<p>The death of The Man had given her a shock from
-which she hadn’t yet recovered, and she asked for time
-to think.</p>
-
-<p>“Come to-morrow or the day after,” she said, “and I
-will talk to you. I can’t think now.”</p>
-
-<p>He wanted to finish it up at once, but every time she
-gave him the same answer, so there was nothing for
-him to do but to go.</p>
-
-<p>And then that night there came another lawyer, one
-whom she had known because The Man had brought
-him on one of his visits. His argument was different:</p>
-
-<p>“There is $250,000 coming to you; get it. It is a
-clean-cut, legal will and they can’t break it, besides
-there is enough there for everybody and to spare. Let
-me manage it for you and don’t worry. If they want
-to contest let them go ahead and I’ll beat them.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">36</span>
-And because he said “Don’t worry; leave it all to
-me,” she consented. That was the woman of it.</p>
-
-<p>They did fight, and the newspapers printed columns
-about it, for it was a great story, but they didn’t print
-the part I am telling here, for that they didn’t know.
-With the articles appeared her portraits, and she became
-as well known as The Man had been, in a way.</p>
-
-<p>Before the finish had been reached the heirs concluded
-there had better be a settlement, and so, rather
-than stand the delay of appeals in case she won, which
-it was reasonably sure she would do, she accepted
-$150,000 in cash.</p>
-
-<p>The next day her maid brought her a card. It read:</p>
-
-<p class="p1 b1 center">
-“<span class="smcap">Alfred D. Cohen</span>,<br />
-<span class="in6">Theatrical Promoter.”</span>
-</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll see him,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>She had learned a thing or two since she had left
-Philadelphia, so she knew what was coming and was
-prepared for it when the polite, suave Mr. Cohen
-walked into the room.</p>
-
-<p>“I have come,” he said, by way of introduction, “to
-make you an offer to go on the stage.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes?” she queried, calmly.</p>
-
-<p>“All you will have to do is to sing two or three songs
-twice a day—once in the afternoon and once in the
-evening—and I am authorized to offer you $750 a
-week.”</p>
-
-<p>“And suppose I can’t sing?” she said, smiling, thinking
-of the last time she had talked with a manager.</p>
-
-<p>“That would make no difference; we would have
-you coached and can give you ten weeks straight.” He
-fumbled at his coat nervously, for she was really an
-important personage now. “I have the contracts<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">37</span>
-here.” He produced them and handed them over. She
-read them over carefully, debated mentally as to the
-policy of signing at once or waiting until another day,
-finally decided on the side of deliberation, and then
-said:</p>
-
-<p>“Come and see me to-morrow at 2 and I will let you
-know then.”</p>
-
-<p>He knew intuitively she would accept, so he bowed
-himself out without further argument.</p>
-
-<p>So that is how she at last went on the stage, and if
-your memory serves you well enough to take you back
-a year or so you will know that she made a hit as the
-singer of songs of long ago.</p>
-
-<p>P. S.—She told her folks in Philadelphia that she
-had been studying voice culture all the time.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_37" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 17em;">
- <img src="images/i_037.png" width="264" height="97" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_5" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_038.jpg" width="439" height="638" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">A dose of knockout drops proved the turning point in her life</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">39</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_4">THE QUEEN OF CHINATOWN</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>If you don’t think there are any interesting tales in
-the Tenderloin, just go there some night and look
-around. You don’t have to look long before you will
-find something that is worth going a distance for.</p>
-
-<p>You’ll find tragedy and pathos as close together as
-the meat is to the bread in a ham sandwich, and it
-doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to discover it, either.</p>
-
-<p>I know a few things about the Bowery and the
-Tenderloin, and for the past twenty years I have
-roamed about New York by night, simply because I
-was fascinated by the life after dark. Of course, you
-know that this night owl business is a disease, and
-when once you get it, and get it good, it is one of the
-hardest things in the world to cure. In my day I have
-seen many a nice, straightforward young fellow go to
-the bad simply because he got the night habit.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t much of a combination that gets you, either,
-for it’s the white lights, the music, the women and the
-drinks, not counting the good fellowship, or what
-passes for good fellowship, on the side.</p>
-
-<p>The lid is on in New York to a certain extent, that
-I’ll admit, but I’m going to take you under the lid.</p>
-
-<p>It’s all a bluff, anyhow, and things go on the same as
-they have been going for years, with very little change.</p>
-
-<p>The same kind of girls are roaming the streets, the
-same kind of booze is being served on the little round
-tables in stuffy back rooms, and the same class of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">40</span>
-waiters are making short change whenever the mark
-looks easy. There may be a new police captain in the
-district or the precinct, but there are some things in
-this world that can’t be held down any more than a
-man can hold down a charge of dynamite after the cap
-has been exploded.</p>
-
-<p>Talk about your high pressure life—that’s it. Ten
-years is the limit for the careful ones, and I’ve seen
-them go off in five. Why, only the other day a hospital
-ambulance backed up to a downtown tenement, and
-when it went away it carried a woman whose lease
-of life had about expired.</p>
-
-<p>There was a crowd which gathered, as usual—men,
-women and children, all filled with a morbid curiosity,
-which makes people flock and gaze with interest at
-anything which approaches a bit of human wreckage,
-and of them all there was not more than one or two
-who knew that the sick woman had once been known
-as the Queen of Chinatown, and had been made the
-subject of many an interesting story.</p>
-
-<p>It seems only a few years ago that they called her
-the Queen, and you wondered why until you looked
-at her and heard her talk.</p>
-
-<p>Then you knew.</p>
-
-<p>She was more than good looking, and what was just
-a bit rarer, she was educated. There was about her a
-certain amount of refinement which forced itself to the
-surface like a life preserver under water, every once in
-a while, but which as the years rolled on gradually disappeared,
-just like any other veneer. If the constant
-dropping of water will wear away a stone, in just so
-sure a way will environment contaminate, and human
-nature seek the lower level.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">41</span>
-So here is the picture:</p>
-
-<p>This so-called Queen, coming into Chinatown—by
-what route only she can tell—and creating a mild sensation
-among the Orientals who inhabit the houses on
-those narrow, twisting streets. The story was that a
-dose of knockout drops had proved the turning point
-in her life.</p>
-
-<p>John Chinaman, you know, has a keen eye for the
-beautiful, not only in decorative art and choice silks,
-but in women.</p>
-
-<p>There is his one weak point, the defective link in the
-chain, the one vulnerable spot in the armor of his
-stony reserve.</p>
-
-<p>The lobbygows—the errand men of the Chinese—the
-whites, who execute commissions for them, and do
-all sorts of services, both legitimate and illegitimate,
-who will work in the dark as well as in the light, and
-whose heels can be hurried by extra compensation, saw
-and noted this Queen also, and in seeing, they, too,
-admired, but more or less hopelessly. The one spot
-which is quick in a woman’s composition is adulation.
-Let her be like ice, as cold and pure and reserved as
-her likeness carved out of the whitest Parian marble,
-or the hardest of flint-like granite, and admiration will
-make her as soft and supple as a Cleopatra.</p>
-
-<p>She comes into her own and knows it.</p>
-
-<p>She smiles and looks about for a likely head upon
-which to drop the wreath of her favors, and if she hesitates
-it is because the right head has not been bowed,
-or that her whim bids her hold off that she may only
-succumb after a struggle.</p>
-
-<p>I am not putting up any defense for this Chinatown
-Queen. She was simply a woman with moods and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">42</span>
-humors, and pretty ways. Furthermore, which is essential
-in most cases, she was good to look at.</p>
-
-<p>So many were the affairs that she had that there is
-no Solomon wise enough to tell how or when the first
-one began. All that is known is that she dressed in
-silks that were costly enough for a real queen, and
-which smelled of the spices and perfume of the Orient.</p>
-
-<p>When I say costly, I mean from a money standard.
-They were more costly than that, so far as she was
-concerned personally, for in the end they cost her her
-life, and if she is not dead yet they certainly cost her
-happiness, which really amounts to the same thing.</p>
-
-<p>For a while she lived furiously, with anything she
-wanted for the asking. Fine clothes, fine jewels, and
-money to spend is part of every woman’s life.</p>
-
-<p>More than that, it is a keystone.</p>
-
-<p>Besides, she was the most prominent woman in all
-the Quarter. For her that was fame and glory enough.</p>
-
-<p>Had she been placed, by a fortunate move, somewhere
-else on the chess-board of life, her fame might
-have been more secure, but what difference does that
-make, so long as she was satisfied?</p>
-
-<p>It wasn’t long before her real life began, when her
-steps, instead of being on the level or upward, traced
-their gradual way downward.</p>
-
-<p>That was inevitable in that case, just as it is in other
-cases where constancy is an unknown virtue.</p>
-
-<p>She passed from hand to hand like the chattel that
-she was. She didn’t even consider the proposition of
-the highest bidder, and start a hoard in some secret
-place which would have been a life raft to her in the
-turbulent days to come.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">43</span>
-She lived on promises, and those are false things
-which fall to bits before adverse winds and threatening
-weather. Her spirits rose and fell in an inverse
-ratio to the rising and setting of the sun, and she took
-no heed of the days to come. The seed of thrift failed
-to find lodgment in her being.</p>
-
-<p>And another thing, she never knew the real meaning
-of the word opportunity.</p>
-
-<p>In her early and halcyon days before the opium and
-the night life had stamped its mark upon her face,
-there came, with a party of sight-seers to Chinatown
-one night, a man about town whose name stood for respectability,
-good family and wealth. She, as Queen,
-could not well be overlooked, and the guide took the
-party to her apartments on the first floor of a dingy
-tenement.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s up here?” asked one of the party.</p>
-
-<p>“Here is where de Queen of Chinatown lives,” responded
-the guide. “Dis is de gal wots got all de gang
-on de run, and as fer de Chinkys—why, dere ain’t one
-uv dem wot wouldn’t croak a guy fer her.”</p>
-
-<p>They filed into the room and looked at the girl as
-they looked at the rest of the odd sights.</p>
-
-<p>Let anybody rise above the human herd, even a short
-distance, or do anything that is in the slightest way unusual,
-and they are bound to find themselves in the center
-of the spot light.</p>
-
-<p>“Youse kin buy a drink off her, if yer like, or if yer’ll
-cough up er bone apiece, she’ll show yer how to hit der
-pipe,” announced the guide.</p>
-
-<p>They thought it was worth a dollar each to see a
-Queen smoking opium, and all cheerfully handed her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">44</span>
-the fee, with the exception of this one particular man,
-who pressed five times the amount into her hand.</p>
-
-<p>Curious things happen in this world of ours, and
-here is one of them:</p>
-
-<p>Two hours later, the same man, who had slipped
-away from his party, hunted up the same guide, and
-giving him a good-sized fee requested the honor of another
-visit to the Queen.</p>
-
-<p>The moral tone of Chinatown is not so high that
-when the guide was dismissed he should feel at all
-offended. He was perfectly satisfied, and he said so a
-few minutes later as he was relating this story to some
-of his friends in the saloon on the corner.</p>
-
-<p>From this point the Queen herself takes up the tale.
-She told it to her bosom friend, the Rummager, a
-week later, and the Rummager’s eyes bulged and her
-mouth opened as she heard it. More than once she
-was inclined to disbelieve it, and said so, but the facts
-were there and proven by the presence of certain articles
-which could be accounted for in no other way.</p>
-
-<p>“He was one of the real ones,” remarked the Queen,
-“and I knew it as soon as I saw him. I have seen fellows
-stuck good and strong, but he was the limit. He
-was clean gone. When he came back the second time
-he began as all the others do, by asking me how I came
-to live in Chinatown. I told him to cut it out, and cut
-it quick, and he took my tip. He didn’t lose a minute
-telling me he liked me, either, and, say, he promised
-me everything you could think of, up and down, if I
-would cut the gang and go with him. He said I could
-have the swellest flat that money could buy, and a
-horse and carriage, if I liked. I thought he was kidding
-at first, but he soon put me wise that he was the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">45</span>
-goods. He chinned to me for about an hour, and then
-he told me to put on my glad rags and he would take
-me uptown to a feed. I was on in a minute, and nothing
-but a cab would do for him. We went up on
-Broadway, and the layout cost him $25, easy.</p>
-
-<p>“We come down the line and butted into every joint
-that had a light out, and every place we hit was a bottle
-of wine. And every drink we took it was, ‘Well, will
-you leave that crowd?’</p>
-
-<p>“On the level, once or twice he had me going, but
-when I thought of all the boys down here, and the
-good times we’re having I couldn’t do it, and I told
-him so. When I left him he was ossified for fair, and
-he gave me these things to remember him by, he said.”</p>
-
-<p>Whereupon the Queen showed up a roll of bills, a
-scarf pin, a match box, and the Rummager believed.</p>
-
-<p>She couldn’t afford to do otherwise very well, for
-the Queen was, as usual, doing all the buying of
-drinks, and the Rummager’s thirst has been compared
-to a barrel of sponges.</p>
-
-<p>It was only the other day that I found myself wondering
-what had become of that pin and box. Where
-have they been since then and who has owned them?
-That they have fallen into many hands there can be no
-doubt, and the first to get them was the pawnbroker.</p>
-
-<p>But after that!</p>
-
-<p>From silks the Queen went to calico. That is a great
-chasm for any woman to cross, and from three rooms
-she came down to one. Notice how easily the human
-being can adjust itself to changes.</p>
-
-<p>The nights of dissipation had begun to leave their
-mark, and her throne was tottering.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">46</span>
-The plumpness of her figure began to disappear, and
-angles crept in to take the place of curves. Her eyes
-were less bright, and her enthusiasm had lost its edge.</p>
-
-<p>But she didn’t realize this.</p>
-
-<p>She thought she was still Queen and she was living
-on her past, just as many other real queens have, and
-for that she is to be forgiven, for it is a woman’s right
-to think herself the same as she was when she was at
-her best.</p>
-
-<p>It is the life buoy to which she always clings, and
-when she dies her arms are found clasped about it with
-the grip of death.</p>
-
-<p>And then the day came when this Queen, a wisp and
-shred of a woman, whose dreams had gone, and whose
-calico had turned to rags, went down the street of the
-Quarter one night never to return.</p>
-
-<p>She had married a man of her class, and they went
-into a tenement together.</p>
-
-<p>Her sun had set—her day was done.</p>
-
-<p>One day the priest was sent for to shrive her. I hope
-there was consolation in his visit, because a dethroned
-queen needs pity sometimes.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_46" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 5em;">
- <img src="images/i_046.png" width="77" height="102" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">47</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_5">A GIRL OF THE GOLDEN GATE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>When you go to the theatre, sit in a comfortable
-seat, and look at the gay, laughing girls who are doing
-all sorts of stunts in the front row, you are evidently
-under the impression that their lives are simply one unending
-series of revels and that they live in luxurious
-ease. In your fancy you see them going to magnificent
-apartments to enjoy late dinners washed down by
-high-priced wine; you think, perhaps, that they dress
-just as you see them on the stage, and that all they
-have to do is ask for anything they happen to want and
-it is theirs.</p>
-
-<p>Your imagination paints you a wonderful picture of
-love behind the scenes, but like children’s fairy tales,
-half is a dream.</p>
-
-<p>You are simply bringing into existence a mental
-painting in very attractive colors, and if you could
-make it real it would be a very fine thing for the girl
-who makes up that she may look well from behind the
-footlights.</p>
-
-<p>There are few short cuts to the stage and the roads
-are for the most part hard and tiresome. The woman
-who gets there, and by that I mean the one who finally
-lands with a reputation, usually has a past that would
-make interesting reading—if it could be published,
-which is out of the question.</p>
-
-<p>To-day there is a woman in New York who is a star.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">48</span>
-So far as real talent is concerned she ought to have
-been a star years ago, but there was some hitch and
-she failed to connect.</p>
-
-<p>She’s all right now, however, and when she pulls
-down her fat bundle of bills every week she doesn’t
-think of the old days on the Pacific Coast when she
-was doing one turn an hour in the mining camps, and
-well content if she got enough at the end of the show
-to pay for her room and give her a balance on the side
-to keep up her wardrobe—stage wardrobe, I mean—for
-she didn’t seem to care much how she dressed when
-on the street, and so far as that was concerned, she
-was on the street very little, for reasons that are obvious.</p>
-
-<p>She was a nice looking little girl in those days, full
-of ginger and all that sort of thing, and she had the
-kind of magnetism that made a good many men think
-they couldn’t live without her. She was bright and
-saucy, and happy-go-lucky, taking things as they
-came, singing her songs with an abandon and grace
-that went a long way toward filling up the house.</p>
-
-<p>But it was when she danced that she was at her best.
-That half-wild Spanish Cachuca made those rough
-men rise to their feet and cheer her as if she was the
-most wonderful girl in the world, and when the boys
-were flush many a hundred dollars in gold went over
-the flickering footlights to her feet, so that she really
-and truly danced on gold. It was the Westerners’ way
-of paying homage to anyone they liked, and it is done
-to-day, but not to so great an extent.</p>
-
-<p>You see, there was no limit on those fellows in the
-blue shirts and bearded faces, and what was a handful<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">49</span>
-of gold more or less to them then or at any other
-time?</p>
-
-<p>They were an open-handed lot, living only for the
-day, and to the devil with to-morrow, lavishing all
-they had upon anyone whom they liked.</p>
-
-<p>As the money rolled in to her so it rolled out, easily
-and without apparent effort, and at the end of a year
-she had just what she started with—a couple of dresses,
-the most part of which was tinsel.</p>
-
-<p>And that brings me right back into the heart of this
-story, the preliminary having been sufficiently long to
-give you a thorough introduction to this little lady—queen
-of the mining camps.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t likely you ever heard of a fellow who for
-some romantic reason or other called himself Palo
-Alto Bill. He was a tin horn gambler, good at short
-cards, willing to take a chance at any proposition that
-ever came over the hills, so long as he could figure in
-it financially, but he had no heart. It was all Bill from
-first to last, and he didn’t have enough generosity in
-his entire system to drop a bone to a hungry dog. You
-know the breed—they think they are all right, but they
-are so eaten up with selfishness, and egotism, and vanity,
-that they stride along with their elbows pushed
-out, as if they were going to shove everybody else off
-the earth.</p>
-
-<p>He was handsome all right, with black hair—black
-as an Indian’s—a curling mustache, and a wonderfully
-taking way with a woman.</p>
-
-<p>This was the combination that stacked itself up
-against the little singer with the suggestion that they
-travel in double harness for mutual benefit.</p>
-
-<p>That was all there was to it.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_6" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_050.jpg" width="439" height="638" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">A wonderful but untrue picture of love behind the scenes</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">51</span>
-He saw her, he liked her; why shouldn’t he have
-her? And if she had been married it would have been
-the same to him. He would in all probability have
-suggested an elopement on a pair of fast horses.</p>
-
-<p>“How long have you been in the business, Sis?” was
-the way he started it.</p>
-
-<p>He was smoking a cigarette at the time and he didn’t
-even take the trouble to look at her, but holding his
-head back, blew the rings of smoke, one after the
-other, toward the low ceiling.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, about a year, and I’ve been making good ever
-since I started.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s what you have. I suppose you’ve got a big
-bunch of coin by this time, eh?”</p>
-
-<p>“If I have I wish someone would find it for me.
-There may be a lot of fun in the game, but there’s no
-money, that is, not yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, let me give you just one straight tip. What
-you want is a manager—someone to boom you. Suppose
-you and I double up, and then I’ll show you how
-to get the money, and hold it, too. Nothing cheap
-about me. You’re a good fellow and I’m a good fellow,
-and we can do well together. I’ll put you where
-you belong, for you ain’t getting half of what’s coming
-to you. How about it?”</p>
-
-<p>Just remember that this was in the West, where a
-girl has a mighty hard time of it without a protector
-of some sort, and that there were a hundred tie-ups by
-mutual consent for one real swell matrimonial clinch,
-with a sky-pilot to sing his little song of “I now pronounce
-you man and wife.” Also bear in mind that
-she had known Bill about six months and that his style
-rather appealed to her, because he was artistic in a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">52</span>
-crude sort of a way, and besides, he wore his clothes
-with a certain amount of grace that was good for the
-female eye to look on.</p>
-
-<p>So they tied up together and Bill began his life of
-ease and prosperity. The next week was announced
-as her grand farewell appearance, and she was the recipient
-every night of a testimonial of so substantial
-a character that, as she herself put it, her salary
-seemed like pennies for candy. In these many testimonials
-might have been recognized the fine Italian
-touch of Bill, who had a Hermann-like knack of waving
-his hands in the empty air and producing real
-money. And while she was busy picking up the nuggets
-and gold bucks which the enthusiastic miners
-flung at her, he was attending to his end of the contract
-by arranging a tour. He had a few schemes
-under his hat that would have brought him in all kinds
-of money if he had had a fair swing, but he was born
-with the soul of a grafter, and that is very much like
-a taint in the blood, in that it can never be effaced.
-It may disappear for a while, but it is always liable to
-turn up at the most unexpected time.</p>
-
-<p>When the week was done the company started—the
-company in this case being a couple of miners, who
-were in hard luck and who went ahead of the show;
-Bill and the girl.</p>
-
-<p>I saw her the other night in a famous eating place
-on Broadway putting away a chop and a small bottle,
-and I wondered then if she remembered San Bernardino
-that June morning when everything she had in
-the world was held in one small bag which Bill carried.</p>
-
-<p>The plan of procedure was simple. She was to get
-a date in a town, Bill was to go around and boom her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">53</span>
-as the best that ever hit the Coast, and tell of the hit
-she made in ’Frisco. Then when she came on the
-stage to do her dance the two hobos were to start the
-cheering. Toward the finish of the act one of them
-was to walk down the aisle to the footlights and toss
-up a handful of gold coins, and then the other was to
-follow suit. That would start the crowd giving up;
-for after all, people are like sheep, they will always
-follow a leader.</p>
-
-<p>It was a good stunt, and there wasn’t any chance for
-a failure.</p>
-
-<p>It worked out just as Bill figured it would, and it
-kept him busy enough looking after the money end of
-the game.</p>
-
-<p>It was the turn in the tide for her so far as her
-fortunes and popularity were concerned, and she simply
-created a furore wherever she appeared. In those
-days she wore a twenty-dollar gold piece around her
-neck. It was held by a string which ran through a
-hole she had bored herself with a great deal of labor.
-It was the first piece of money she had ever received
-over the footlights and she said it was her mascot, and
-declared she would always keep it. It might have
-been her mascot, but I’ll bet a hundred to one that
-she hasn’t it now.</p>
-
-<p>Put a good looking girl on the stage, have her make
-a hit so that she is talked about, and she’ll attract more
-men than a leg show in Paris. There’s an irresistible
-fascination about the stage that makes even bald-headed
-old papas fall. It’s a hard thing to figure out,
-but it’s a fact, nevertheless.</p>
-
-<p>In this particular case they flocked around her like
-sheep for a shelter when a storm is in the air, and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">54</span>
-girl took to wearing good clothes, ordered from
-’Frisco, and using to their full capacity the services of
-a maid.</p>
-
-<p>And then there came upon the scene the other man.
-He had hit the Coast from Colorado, and his mine was
-turning out the yellow stuff so fast that he had more
-than he could do to spend it. He was busily engaged
-in the exciting pastime of buying everything he saw
-when he met the girl that Bill was leading along the
-golden road to wealth. There was nothing half-way
-about his methods, so he promptly went out and
-bought the biggest diamond he could find, put it in
-an envelope upon which he wrote in lead pencil:</p>
-
-<p>“The best stone for the nicest girl; come and have
-a bottle of wine with me after the show.”</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t need to sign his name to it, for the stage
-hand who received a ten-dollar gold piece as a tip for
-taking it to her pointed him out as he sat at one of the
-tables well up toward the stage.</p>
-
-<p>“He seemed to be kind of stuck on you,” he remarked
-casually; “will I tell him you’ll see him?”</p>
-
-<p>She put the ring on her finger and looked at it critically,
-holding it first this way and that so that the light
-would catch it. The inspection evidently pleased her,
-for she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Sure; he’s entitled to it after this.”</p>
-
-<p>That is how it came about that, still in her stage
-dress, she went directly from the stage to the table
-where Croesus sat and smiled on him, while the diamond
-flashed like a calcium.</p>
-
-<p>One bottle broke the ice, two put them on a friendly
-footing, and three made them lifelong friends. They
-were on the fourth and their heads were close together.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">55</span>
-He was talking in a low tone, while she was listening
-intently and nodding her head in affirmation every
-moment or so when Bill happened along.</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t like the looks of this and he showed it
-plainly. He touched her on the shoulder with an air
-of proprietorship and remarked curtly:</p>
-
-<p>“Come on.”</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s your friend?” asked the wine opener; “introduce
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m the real one,” said Bill.</p>
-
-<p>“Husband?” asked the other, laconically.</p>
-
-<p>“Not yet,” she answered.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” and his eyebrows were lifted a trifle. Then
-he turned to Bill. “Sit down and have a drink; I
-want to talk to you.”</p>
-
-<p>Then the fifth bottle was brought on.</p>
-
-<p>He held his brimming glass aloft.</p>
-
-<p>“Wish me luck, old man, for I’m going to take this
-little girl away from you,” and his blue eyes looked into
-Bill’s black ones with a steady and disconcerting gaze.</p>
-
-<p>“I guess we’ve got something to say about that,”
-said Bill, putting his glass down suddenly.</p>
-
-<p>“Not much. You see, I’m going to give you a
-thousand dollars and that will be your meal ticket
-until you find a new prima donna.”</p>
-
-<p>“You made a mistake,” said Bill, “you meant
-$5,000.”</p>
-
-<p>“I agree with you; I did make a mistake; it’s $2,500,
-and you’d better grab it quick, because it’s easy money
-and it’s the limit, too.”</p>
-
-<p>The girl was playing with the ring, turning it
-around her finger aimlessly, never once looking and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">56</span>
-saying no word. Bill drained his glass, put it down,
-and then looked at the stage.</p>
-
-<p>“Do I get it now?” he asked abruptly.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, now.”</p>
-
-<p>He held out his hand, palm upward, with a suggestive
-movement, and in just fifteen seconds it held
-an order on the Assay Office for the amount. It was
-as easy as going into a store and buying a blue flannel
-shirt. Thirty days later—a record for speed, by
-the way—the girl opened in San Francisco as the star
-in a farce comedy on which ten thousand dollars had
-been spent before the curtain went up. She had talent,
-but not enough to make good, and after a week’s
-losing run the play was shelved. She gained a lot of
-experience and had a suite of rooms at the best hotel
-in town, which was something for a girl who had
-previously been housed in an eight by ten. That was
-what gave her a running jump into the profession, so
-to speak. She landed on both feet now, but none of
-her friends would dare bring up the subject of the
-glorious West to her.</p>
-
-<p>That were best forgotten.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_56" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 14em;">
- <img src="images/i_056.png" width="221" height="39" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">57</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_6">WHEN FISTS WERE TRUMPS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There was no reason why they should have called
-the play “The Casino Girls” except that it might
-have sounded attractive to the out-of-town people,
-and the word Casino, in the mind of the average
-manager, is always good for the money. But it
-was a good show, nevertheless, with lots of nice
-girls in tights and spangles, and you could spend
-two hours there about as well as you could anywhere.</p>
-
-<p>But this isn’t to be a story about a show in general,
-nor is it written with the object of handing a bouquet
-to the estimable gentleman who had the “Casino
-Girls” under his wing. He had troubles of his own,
-but he was paid for that. If some one would sit down
-beside me for an hour or so—that is, some one who
-knew—and tell me nice little stories about all of the
-girls—or shall I say ladies?—with that show, I am
-quite sure I would have enough material to last me
-for a good many weeks to come, and it wouldn’t be
-scandal, either. I should leave that for the religious
-papers and a few of the sanctimonious dailies.</p>
-
-<p>But it happens that just now I have only one good
-card up my sleeve, so I’ll play that for all it is worth,
-and then wait for something else to leak out and find
-its way to the mahogany desk where I do stunts like
-this one.</p>
-
-<p>You will have noticed if you have seen the show,
-one of the young women who is a bit more athletic<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">58</span>
-than the others. She has a fist that can hand out a
-scientific punch and an arm to back it up. She wears
-tights with the rest of the crowd and doesn’t attract
-special attention until the olio is put on, and then she
-shines forth as a specialist. She punches the bag in a
-manner that is truly marvelous, and what she doesn’t
-do to that pear-shaped leather pendant couldn’t be
-done by anybody—man or woman.</p>
-
-<p>The medals dancing on her chest as she uppercuts
-and swings would signify that she is an artiste of more
-than usual merit, and the self-assurance and confidence
-she displays during the brief time she is on
-show that she is quite sure of herself and that she
-knows the business from the make-up box to the bow
-at the finish.</p>
-
-<p>Furthermore, in addition to her other accomplishments,
-she has been known to kick the crown of a hat
-held six feet from the floor, which, by the way, is no
-mean trick.</p>
-
-<p>Now a few turns of the leaves of the calendar backward,
-a wiping out of recent years, and you are at
-the beginning of the story. Not in New York, but
-in Ohio—the finish is in the big city, as all good
-finishes are.</p>
-
-<p>A good-looking, rugged girl was there; a normal girl
-whose only heritage was health, strength and ambition,
-which, by the way, in many cases, is better than
-money. She took in all the shows that came to town,
-and had about as good a time as any other girl could
-have under the circumstances. She didn’t get stage
-struck. She had no ambition to sing or dance before
-the public, nor did she give a rap about Romeo and
-Juliet. Nothing like that for her.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">59</span>
-You see her time hadn’t come and she had not yet
-struck her gait.</p>
-
-<p>The first intimation she had that she was stung
-with the theatrical bee when she saw a bag-punching
-act in which the man made many misses, but
-faked it through so that it looked like the real thing.</p>
-
-<p>That was what she had been waiting for all that
-time and she never knew it. The next day she bought
-a bag, had a platform rigged up and started in to
-practice. She worked in a woodshed, I think it was,
-with no one to teach her, and she hammered and
-punched until she was about ready to drop from exhaustion,
-but she never gave up. She would travel
-anywhere to see a bag-punching act and get a few
-tips, and although there were not many in the business
-at that time, especially out in Ohio, the few she did
-land told her all they knew and that wasn’t half
-enough.</p>
-
-<p>She had reached that stage when she was fairly
-good, but didn’t know it, when there blew into the
-town a 120-pound boxer of about the fourth class who
-could pound the leather just enough to get a salary
-that would pay his board and buy a few drinks, but
-the fact that he was a bag puncher was enough for
-her, so she made his acquaintance and hustled him
-around to her improvised gymnasium to show her
-what he knew. To her surprise there was nothing
-in his routine that she wasn’t familiar with, and when
-she went at the bag herself she did a few stunts that
-made him open his eyes in amazement.</p>
-
-<p>“Who put you next to that?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“No one; I learned it myself.”</p>
-
-<div id="illo_7" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_060.jpg" width="438" height="636" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She has been known to kick the crown of a hat held six feet from the floor</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">61</span>
-“Ever do an act?” was the next question he shot at
-her.</p>
-
-<p>He had a quick mind—anybody has who knocks
-around on the road for a few seasons—and he was
-already beginning to figure.</p>
-
-<p>“No, but some day when I get good I am going
-to ask some kind manager to give me a chance.”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t have to wait any longer, Sis; you can
-come with the show right away and we’ll do an act
-together.”</p>
-
-<p>Here was a meal ticket that would be good for
-many a hard winter when the other fellows were
-eating snowballs, and, if he could help it, it wasn’t
-going to get away from him.</p>
-
-<p>And that is the beginning of the story.</p>
-
-<p>It didn’t get away from him, for he married her as
-soon as he could find the money to pay a minister,
-and that didn’t take very long.</p>
-
-<p>He fixed up an act which might have been better,
-but which was good enough to get work with reasonable
-regularity. There was only one thing to it and
-that was her bag punching, and if it hadn’t been for
-his hustling around and getting dates he would have
-been a rank case of excess baggage. In the meantime,
-he was teaching her how to box, and when the act
-grew stale they had a boxing finish that never failed
-to go big with the crowd.</p>
-
-<p>All this time she was learning. She hunted up
-every bag puncher of note in the country and
-gathered in the tips, and when she wasn’t busy with
-anything else she was framing up something new for
-herself. All this tended to give her a muscular development<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">62</span>
-that was worth having and that many
-an athlete would have been proud of.</p>
-
-<p>Her reputation was on the increase and she began to
-be known. The first step had been made, and it became
-a comparatively easy thing to get booking in
-Europe. The skate she was tied to began to swell
-up a bit, and during the seven days they were on the
-ship bound for Liverpool he got it into his head that
-he was the real one and that she was a side issue.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t ever forget,” he said to her when they
-reached London, “that I am the real fellow. I dug
-you out of a woodshed and put you where you are
-now and if you try to get gay with me, I’ll send you
-back there, and I’ll get another one just as good as
-you are.”</p>
-
-<p>He thought he was the real candy boy, and he
-started in to cut a wide swath. He chased every
-petticoat that came along, blew in their joint salary
-at the cafes, and the only time she saw him was when
-they were doing their act.</p>
-
-<p>In Berlin she happened to walk in the cafe connected
-with the music hall at which they were working,
-and she saw him sitting at one of the tables trying
-to fill a 160-pound blonde with Rhine wine.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you think it is about time to cut this out?”
-she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Didn’t I tell you to keep away from me and not
-butt in where you’re not wanted?” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; but I think I have something to say. I’m
-not a wooden image, am I?”</p>
-
-<p>“Who is this woman?” asked the blonde, languidly.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m his wife, if you want to know,” was the retort,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">63</span>
-“and anyone would think you had no home by the
-way you hang around here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell her to go away; she annoys me.”</p>
-
-<p>That was enough for the girl. With one swift jerk
-the blonde was pulled to her feet, then a vicious right
-hook found its way to her jaw, and as she dropped to
-the floor the “meal ticket” walked away.</p>
-
-<p>It was the first blow she had ever struck except in
-a friendly contest with the gloves, and it stirred her
-blood as nothing else had ever done.</p>
-
-<p>It did another thing—it set her to thinking, and
-from that time on she began a course of good, hard
-training.</p>
-
-<p>Something definite and tangible had become established
-in her mind and she was after it like a hound
-after a rabbit. She paid as little attention to him as
-if he had never existed, and he carried on his love affairs—very
-numerous ones they were, too—with a free
-hand. He became a hot proposition, and he blew like
-a drunken sailor on every girl who caught his fancy.
-She lived like an automaton, doing everything mechanically
-except the conditioning work she was engaged in.
-At every show they boxed together, and once in a
-while, when she would get a chance, she would whip
-in a hard one in order to lay bare his weak spots.
-One night she hit him in the stomach. It was a short,
-sharp, snappy punch, and she felt the shock of it up
-to her elbow.</p>
-
-<p>He turned white under his grease paint and then
-wobbled back a couple of paces.</p>
-
-<p>When they came together again he whispered savagely:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">64</span>
-“Cut those out or I’ll hand you one the next time.”</p>
-
-<p>“It was a slip,” she said. “I didn’t mean it.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a good thing for you that you didn’t,” he answered,
-surlily.</p>
-
-<p>From Berlin they went to the Casino, in Paris, and
-if the trick that was pulled off there had never happened
-I wouldn’t be writing this story.</p>
-
-<p>Paris to him was like a bone to a hungry dog and he
-was a hot sport from the night they hit the town,
-while she was a joke because she wouldn’t mix with
-the bunch and play the game of love on her own hook.</p>
-
-<p>But all the time she was getting ready for the
-stunt that was to give her revenge and freedom together.</p>
-
-<p>At last it came.</p>
-
-<p>When he stumbled into the dressing room one
-night he had the beginnings of a good-sized jag. He
-had been putting away his share of absinthe and he
-began to abuse her.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a dead one,” he said, “and I don’t know
-what I ever saw in you. Here I’ve put you on your
-feet and give you the chance of your life to make
-good, but you don’t connect. Get in with the crowd
-and be a live one before it’s too late, for you’re getting
-to be a shine.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you expect me to do when you are mixed
-up with a bunch of cheap soubrettes, and drunk half
-the time?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, do the same as I do, of course. There’s that
-guy that came in last night and wanted to meet you.
-He’s got all kinds of coin, and——”</p>
-
-<p>“Shut up,” she cried, “what do you think I am?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not much.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">65</span>
-She began working at her gloves viciously, pushing
-the padding away from the knuckles so as to leave the
-fist with as little covering as possible. You know the
-trick if you’ve ever seen boxers just before a contest.
-It isn’t considered the right thing to do, but when
-done properly makes a punch well landed about twice
-as effective. When she was through there wasn’t
-much hair in the centre of her gloves, and then they
-were ready to go on. They sang their opening song,
-juggled the Indian clubs, after which she went at the
-bag. That concluded, they were to go three rounds
-to a quick finish.</p>
-
-<p>They were ready.</p>
-
-<p>He went forward to the footlights to make the
-usual announcement.</p>
-
-<p>“My partner and myself will now box three exhibition
-rounds,” etc., etc.</p>
-
-<p>“Time.”</p>
-
-<p>When a man has been sparring exhibition rounds
-very long he is apt to grow a trifle careless, and to
-take chances that he wouldn’t take under ordinary
-circumstances. It was so in this case, and at the first
-rush he got a stiff, straight left in the mouth that
-brought the blood oozing from between his lips.</p>
-
-<p>“What the hell,” he began in amazement, but he
-didn’t finish, for she was on him in an instant and a
-short right went home to his ribs. He caught a look
-in her eyes that suddenly sobered him, and he began
-to stall and cover up. He retreated a few steps, and
-she said tauntingly:</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter, are you afraid of me, you cur?”</p>
-
-<p>He wavered for a moment and then she went after
-him again.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">66</span>
-He swung his right with all his might and caught
-her on the ear. Somewhere from out of the audience
-there came a sibilant hiss which was taken up by a
-hundred at once. She needed that punch just about
-that time, and it spurred her on, even though it hurt
-for a moment. She bored in, and throwing down
-her guard drove a right and left to his stomach—his
-weak spot. There was the place, but she had forgotten
-it in the excitement.</p>
-
-<p>He dropped heavily and awkwardly on his back,
-rolled over slowly and pulled himself to his feet. He
-came up with a realizing sense that he must protect
-himself against this woman who was taking an unfair
-advantage of him, and in his ears rang the shouts and
-applause of a delighted audience. He knew they were
-not for him, but he would fight, anyhow, and show
-them what he could do. They were to see that an
-American boxer was no slouch. He saw her standing
-there waiting, with a grim smile on her compressed
-lips and he made up his mind that he would knock
-that smile off. He straightened up and went at her
-like a bull. She didn’t back off as he thought she
-would, and when he pulled back his right he got a
-jolt on the jaw that turned him half way around. He
-went in again and she hit him in the stomach. When
-his head dropped his nose met an uppercut that made
-the blood spurt in a stream. The sight seemed to
-madden her and she went at him fiercely and vindictively.
-There was revenge behind every blow and she
-felt that she was evening up the insults and humiliation
-of a year. He was groggy and almost helpless
-and there was pandemonium in the audience. Some
-of the women had gone out, but those who had stayed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">67</span>
-had risen in their seats and were cheering on this
-American girl who was fighting like a man. She
-heard nothing and saw only the man she loathed and
-hated. She noted his puffed and bleeding face and
-knew she had him.</p>
-
-<p>“Put up your hands,” she said sharply.</p>
-
-<p>He obeyed mechanically and she walked over to
-him. He tried to cover up, but she feinted him into
-an opening, and then drove a straight right to his
-jaw and he flopped over in the wings crying:</p>
-
-<p>“I quit, I quit; I didn’t think you’d do this.”</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t even look at him as she went past to her
-dressing room.</p>
-
-<p>Ten minutes later he came in with a trace of his
-former bluster.</p>
-
-<p>“What are you trying to do, anyhow?” he began,
-but she shut him up.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll lick you again right here if you don’t keep your
-mouth closed. From now on until the end of this engagement
-<em>I’m</em> running this act, and I’m going to
-collect the money for it, too, and any time I catch you
-doing anything I don’t like <em>I’m</em> going to beat your
-head off. Any time you think I can’t do it start something.
-In just two weeks more you can pack your
-clothes and shift for yourself, for I’m done.”</p>
-
-<p>That’s all.</p>
-
-<p>She has been shifting for herself ever since, and is
-doing pretty well, thank you.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_67" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 9em;">
- <img src="images/i_067.png" width="134" height="21" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_8" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_068.jpg" width="441" height="633" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Rackets where pretty girls cut capers to the music of male voices</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">69</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_7">KID AND HIS TEN THOUSAND</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Just another restaurant scene with waiters and
-guests and steaming dishes and wine.</p>
-
-<p>It’s the same old thing, repeated many times a day,
-but it’s like a stage on which a thousand plays have
-appeared. The setting is always the same—it’s only
-the scene that changes.</p>
-
-<p>I just want to call your attention to that red-cheeked
-boy at the table over by the window. I said boy,
-although from the standpoint of years he is really
-a man. But he lacks experience to bring him to a
-man’s real estate. Years, you know, don’t always
-count in this world, that is, not in all things. In this
-woman is excepted, because years count for everything
-with her.</p>
-
-<p>This particular boy has just had his first experience,
-and that is the excuse for this story—if an excuse is
-needed. He has laid the foundation stone upon which
-he is going to build his life, and in the building he will
-use many stones of many colors, sizes and shapes.</p>
-
-<p>You see him sitting there disconsolate, miserable and
-wretched. His home, as luxurious a one as anybody
-would want, is not more than a dozen blocks away,
-and he will wind up there in the course of the next
-forty-eight hours, for he is practically broke.</p>
-
-<p>I call him The Boy With The Ten Thousand Dollar
-Bill.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">70</span>
-Just a few years ago his father died. A few weeks
-later the family lawyer was in the drawing room reading
-the will of the deceased, and near the end of the
-document he came to a clause which stipulated:</p>
-
-<p>“On his twenty-first birthday my son shall receive
-from the balance of moneys unexpended a bill of the
-denomination of $10,000 to do with as he shall see fit,
-and he shall not be asked to account for the expenditure
-of it to anyone in any way whatsoever.”</p>
-
-<p>That was a curious item for even a curious will, but
-the estate was big and the founder of that fortune felt
-evidently that he could afford to experiment with a
-mere ten thousand, even after his death, that the lesson
-might be of benefit to the heir.</p>
-
-<p>The object is obvious.</p>
-
-<p>The boy became of age, and on that day he received
-the bank note which to him seemed like a fortune, so
-he felt that he owned the world.</p>
-
-<p>A man can do a lot of good in New York with that
-amount of money, and a boy can do a lot of harm.</p>
-
-<p>This boy knew in advance the good fortune that was
-coming to him, and in looking around he made up his
-mind that the first thing a man of his means should
-buy would be an automobile costing $4,000, so the day
-he got the money he bought the car, and he received
-in exchange a bundle of crisp five hundred bills.</p>
-
-<p>He must have thought those bills represented the
-wealth of Croesus, or that they were magic, and no
-matter how many he might use, some mysterious
-agency would replace them.</p>
-
-<p>At 11.30 o’clock that night the new automobile was
-backed up against the stage door of a Broadway playhouse,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">71</span>
-and half an hour later it was filled with as many
-girls as could possibly be crowded in.</p>
-
-<p>In that startling way the boy with the big bill made
-his debut into the society of the line. He gave the girls
-a dinner that they are talking of yet, and before two
-hours had gone by they were calling him pet names
-and incidentally trying to get a line on the actual size
-of his bank roll. They worked individually, and each
-one could in fancy see herself installed in a fine house,
-mistress of unlimited means and the wife of an especially
-easy mark, made to order for a chorus girl.</p>
-
-<p>You see he was so liberal that he deceived them, although,
-as a matter of fact, young ladies with their
-wide experience ought to have known better, and have
-figured out the limit of his possibilities.</p>
-
-<p>These ten thousand dollars were left by the dead
-man to be a bait for the wolves, and he had arranged it
-so that the hand of his son should feed it to them bit
-by bit. There were other thousands behind these
-and they were to be protected by the knowledge of the
-fate of the ones which had gone before. It was willed
-that ten thousand dollars of experience might be
-bought with it, and the boy was doing his share of it
-very well. He left his home and took a nice little
-apartment so that he could have more liberty, which he
-needed just about that time. He lunched with a soubrette
-and dined with a singer. If he liked a show or
-fancied one of the girls in it, he engaged a box every
-night for the week. The crowd dubbed him The Little
-Millionaire, and he deserved the title, for he was
-certainly playing the star part, and he was always present
-at what are known as rackets where the chief<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">72</span>
-source of amusement were girls who cut capers and
-danced to the music of male voices.</p>
-
-<p>His automobile, which always carried a bunch of
-freight from which ribbons and feathers fluttered, denoting
-the sex of the wearers, of course, shot up and
-down and in and out in a most spectacular manner,
-and it, as much as anything else, helped to make him
-popular.</p>
-
-<p>He must have known a bit about finance, for it
-looked to those who were watching his career as if
-he was spending about ten thousand a week, and so
-he got the reputation of doing—as sometimes happens
-in this world—that which was impossible.</p>
-
-<p>But through it all he never showed his hand.</p>
-
-<p>He was dining one night with an especially nice little
-girl of the stage to whom he had shown a lot of attention—which
-means in stage parlance that he had
-bought her presents worth accepting.</p>
-
-<p>They had come to the third bottle of wine, and to
-her way of thinking, the time seemed about ripe for
-what she had in mind.</p>
-
-<p>“A man who’s been in the business a long time was
-telling me the other night that I ought to have a show
-of my own,” she mused, as she sipped her wine.</p>
-
-<p>She had made a careful and skilful cast and she
-waited.</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you?” he asked presently.</p>
-
-<p>That was quicker action than she had dared to expect.</p>
-
-<p>“I ought to have done it two years ago when I had a
-friend that wanted to start me out on the road. Don’t
-you think I’m as good as Blanche Bates?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">73</span>
-“How was it you didn’t go?” he queried, ignoring
-her question.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you see, I didn’t like this party, and I wouldn’t
-accept favors from no one I didn’t like. It don’t
-cost much to put a show on if you know how, and
-there’s a lot of money in it if it’s a hit.”</p>
-
-<p>“About how much?”</p>
-
-<p>“Twelve or fifteen thousand dollars would do it up
-in great shape. I think a nice little comic opera would
-be good. The kind Lillian Russell has. All she
-makes good on is her looks and that’s not so much.
-I could take a few music lessons while the play was
-being fixed up and it wouldn’t be long before I could
-make them all sit up and look me over.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a moment’s pause and then she aimed at
-the bull’s eye:</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with you backing it?”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s what I was just thinking about,” was the
-answer. “I’ll look into it and if it’s all right I’ll see
-my broker and give you a chance to see what you can
-do as a star.”</p>
-
-<p>He was talking like an old timer and he had her
-going in a minute. But that was only one of his jokes
-and for two weeks he kept it up. Then he told her of
-some enormous investments he had made which had
-tied him up temporarily, while she had to go around
-explaining to her friends that it was all off about what
-she had been telling them.</p>
-
-<p>There was one proposition this gay young sport
-hadn’t figured on, for all going out and nothing coming
-in makes a quick and, as a rule, a spectacular finish.
-A fellow starts out like a three-time winner and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">74</span>
-comes under the wire with nothing but a bundle of
-junk, without even knowing his right name.</p>
-
-<p>Two months of the three had gone by and the most
-remarkable part of the whole affair was that there was
-any money left. But toward the latter part of the
-game he had been growing wise, or he thought he was,
-at any rate. He stopped the five-dollar tips and he was
-cutting out a night here and there. He might have
-retired with honors if he hadn’t met Blanche.</p>
-
-<p>Good-looking, slick, clever Blanche, the regret of
-whose life was that she hadn’t met him first and got it
-all in one solid chunk. He didn’t know it, but he was
-made for Blanche, and what was more to the point,
-she knew it. In fact, there were very few things she
-didn’t know.</p>
-
-<p>His talk about his brokers didn’t switch her in the
-least. There had been a time in her life when she
-might have believed it, but that time had gone by. She
-had lived in a fool’s paradise just once and that was
-enough for her.</p>
-
-<p>He actually wanted to marry her, but she wouldn’t
-consider it for a moment, because she didn’t figure him
-out as a future proposition for more than a couple of
-thousand at the most.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re all right, Harry,” she said once, “but we
-won’t have any marrying just now. What we will do
-is go shopping. I want to furnish a flat so I can really
-have a home of my own and you will be just as welcome
-there as if you owned it yourself, so come along
-and we’ll pick the things out. You have very nice
-taste in such matters, I know, and we can have a good
-time buying.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">75</span>
-Good speech that, and very nicely delivered, and he
-liked her well enough to find no flaw in it. But when
-the time really came for the buying there was something
-else she had to do, so she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you bother your head about this; just give
-me the money; I know what I want; I have the list all
-made out. I’ll buy them and fix them up and when
-everything is ready I’ll have you come up and look at
-them and tell me what you think. I know my taste is
-not as good as yours, but I’ll do the best I can.”</p>
-
-<p>Please bear in mind that he was only a boy—just
-twenty-one years old—then you will understand perhaps
-why it was he fell for so old a story.</p>
-
-<p>At this point you’ve got it all figured out. In your
-opinion she took the coin and simply faded away.</p>
-
-<p>Nothing of the kind.</p>
-
-<p>He saw her once every twenty-four hours at least
-and she reported progress, and then one day he got a
-note telling him to come up and see the new place.</p>
-
-<p>She received him at the door herself and if the little
-flat had been a palace she couldn’t have been more delighted.
-It was so very fine that when she told him
-she had gone into debt just a little bit he promptly
-asked how much and paid up without even so much as
-a murmur. It was so easy that she ought to have
-given it back to him a little while just to hold.</p>
-
-<p>When he went away he had a latch key and was
-about as proud a fellow as it was possible to be and
-walk straight.</p>
-
-<p>As in a play so in a story—the finish is everything.</p>
-
-<p>It must be good and it must be quick.</p>
-
-<p>The earlier parts of the story or the scenes may lag,
-but nothing like that will do at the end.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">76</span>
-Blanche had been on the stage, and consequently
-she knew the value of “finis.”</p>
-
-<p>He was to go on a hunting trip for a week, and in
-her opinion the critical moment had about arrived.
-She intuitively divined the end of the string. One
-night at a little dinner in the flat she talked to him
-about money matters, and such was the charm of her
-manner that presently he was telling her all about himself,
-and the romance of the ten thousand dollar bill.</p>
-
-<p>“And how much have you left of all this?” she
-asked softly.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I don’t know, about seven or eight hundred.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I think you’ve been very, very foolish.
-You’re going away on a week’s trip and a hundred
-really ought to do you. Just give the rest to me and I
-will take good care of it until you come back, and then
-you will have it. You want to be careful of what you
-have now; you are altogether too liberal, and you do
-too much for people.”</p>
-
-<p>That was the reason when he went away on that trip
-that he was a trifle shy financially, and so far to the
-bad that he had to borrow to get back in good shape.</p>
-
-<p>From the Grand Central station he took a cab to the
-flat. It seemed as though he couldn’t get there quick
-enough. He went up the stairs two at a time. He
-came to the door.</p>
-
-<p>There was a light, dim, but still a light, shining
-feebly over the transom. He put the key in the lock,
-turned it, opened the door and went in. He took four
-steps in the private hall. Then a man’s arm went
-around his neck and a voice asked:</p>
-
-<p>“What are you doing here?”</p>
-
-<p>He had nerve and he wasn’t the least bit flustered.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">77</span>
-“If you’ll let go that strangle I’ll tell you,” he said.
-“Where’s Blanche?”</p>
-
-<p>That was the opening for the story, which he told
-very well under the circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>“She never owned this furniture,” spoke up the
-man, when the tale had been concluded. “This flat is
-rented furnished. She left here about a week ago, and
-I live here now.”</p>
-
-<p>Now we get the curtain.</p>
-
-<p>He has finished his dinner, and he’s going home.
-That’s the best place anyhow. What right has a boy
-like that to be on Broadway with ten thousand dollars?</p>
-
-<div id="ip_77" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 16em;">
- <img src="images/i_077.png" width="253" height="125" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">78</span></p>
-
-<div id="illo_9" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_078.jpg" width="443" height="607" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">He often made an honest dollar teaching American women how to smoke “hop”</div></div>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_8">AN ORIENTAL NOCTURNE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>It’s just one little step—in New York, anyhow—from
-the Caucasian to the Oriental. As a matter of
-fact it’s only across the street, and that doesn’t count
-for any distance at all. The Chinese have settled
-down on that little part of the city which is split into
-wedge-shaped blocks by Mott, Pell and Doyers streets,
-very much like a flock of birds alight on some tree,
-and with apparently as little reason. They have
-brought with them their manners, their customs, their
-habits and their traditions. They have imported their
-own gods, and even the furniture for the joss houses.
-They have introduced to American men and women
-the choices of their Oriental vices, that of opium smoking,
-and they have provided places where their patrons
-may enjoy the drug. They wash your shirts and iron
-your collars; they take your money and smile at you;
-they go to your Sunday schools and sing hymns in
-queer cracked voices that would be worth big money to
-a comedian, and they profess to be converted to your
-way of thinking, but they are smooth and wise.</p>
-
-<p>They are never weaned from the worship of Confucius
-or Tao, or Buddha, as the case may be, but don’t
-you see when a Chinese wants to learn the language
-of the people with whom he lives, it is very nice
-to have as a teacher a nice looking girl, and the English
-of the Bible is no different than any other English.
-So, by saying he has foresworn the gods and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">80</span>
-faith of his fathers, he gets his education directly from
-the red lips of a daughter of the white devils, and
-sometimes he puts on the finishing touches by marrying
-her.</p>
-
-<p>Can you beat it?</p>
-
-<p>Much he thinks of women, for in that Empire from
-whence he comes a woman is a chattel, a bit of merchandise,
-worth so much in money or goods, as the
-case may be, and he buys her as a white man buys a
-horse. She is his wife, his mistress, or his servant,
-and the price fluctuates accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>When Yen Gow, the slickest Oriental that ever
-cooked a pill, hit Mott street for the first time, he
-noticed that there were very few women of his race in
-the colony, and being a man who made money, no
-matter by what means, he considered it was an evil
-that he was in duty bound to remedy. He had a varied
-career, and among other things being an expert, he
-had taught American women how to smoke “hop.”</p>
-
-<p>Incidentally, it is pat to say here that Yen Gow represents
-a man and not a dummy, and that this story
-is absolutely true in every detail and is very far removed
-from fiction.</p>
-
-<p>If you haven’t what you want, get it, is a maxim
-practiced by a certain class of people in all countries in
-the world whose methods, both from a moral as well
-as a legal standpoint, are not considered to be exactly
-right. So being shy one female of his own blood and
-color, Yen took a 3,000 mile ride to ’Frisco to remedy
-the defect. No one knows just how deep he had to
-dig for that slant-eyed lady, dressed in the clothes of a
-boy, whom he smuggled into the top floor of a Mott
-street tenement one night. But it was his investment,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">81</span>
-and he spent his money like another man would buy
-ground or buildings.</p>
-
-<p>He fitted the room up with couches and curtains and
-furniture, but first of all he fitted a good, strong lock to
-the door that couldn’t be tampered with either from
-the inside or outside unless one had the key. There
-was only one key and he had it. When you buy property
-that has feet you are not inclined to take chances.</p>
-
-<p>Having attended to all of the details that he considered
-necessary, and frightened the lady by telling
-her that the people of New York were cannibals who
-liked nothing better than Mongolian flesh, he began to
-do business.</p>
-
-<p>He first lounged into the fan-tan joint of Hop Lee
-on Pell street.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you ever heard of Moy Sen?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Moy Sen; who is she?”</p>
-
-<p>“Who is she? Were you born yesterday? There
-are three hundred and twenty girls in ’Frisco, and they
-are as little like Moy Sen as the earth is like the sun.
-Why, the viceroy of the Shang-tuan province heard of
-her and sent an envoy with nothing to do but look at
-her and if she was what they said she was, to bring
-her back even if it cost him ten thousand taels.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did he get her?”</p>
-
-<p>“Can a child get a rainbow? She heard he was coming,
-so she dressed in the clothes of a working boy and
-ran away to New York.” He stepped a little closer
-and whispered: “She is here now.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he cunningly told his story, and when he had
-finished he had made it clearly understood for what
-purpose she was here, and added further that being<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">82</span>
-an utter stranger she had placed herself under his
-care.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, if you care to see her I will take you.”</p>
-
-<p>Nothing could be simpler—nor plainer.</p>
-
-<p>In figuring up his profits—which were large—Yen
-Gow got into the habit of multiplying them by two, and
-then mentally cursing himself because he had not
-bought two slaves instead of one. With no conscience
-and no morals, he was a thing of stone whose only
-thought was the easy acquirement of money. If, by
-cutting off a finger or an ear from his chattel he could
-have increased her value, he would have done it with
-as little compunction as lopping off a chicken’s head.</p>
-
-<p>When the money didn’t come in fast enough he
-took to beating her, and it wasn’t long before the slim,
-brown body of the girl began to take on bluish spots
-where the knots in the rope had struck and left their
-imprint. She had never known there was such a thing
-in the world as love, but she began to hate with a
-fierceness and vindictiveness that any woman is capable
-of when she has been wronged, no matter of what
-race or nationality she may be.</p>
-
-<p>Revenge follows closely on the heels of a woman’s
-hate, and it is always deadly. One woman can hate
-another woman and still smile on her as if she was the
-dearest and best friend in the world, while she is waiting
-to let go her poisoned shaft. But she has no smiles
-for the man she hates any more than a cat will purr
-when it has just had an encounter with a dog.</p>
-
-<p>Many a night when the sightseeing crowds were
-going through Chinatown’s streets the girl looked at
-her captor, and let her tapering hand slip inside the
-loose fold of her silk blouse until it caressed the jade<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">83</span>
-handle of a long, thin and keen-edged blade. If he
-had known how near death he was he would have put
-his back against the wall and pulled out that big American
-revolver he always carried in his sash. But not
-knowing he went along with his head up in the clouds.</p>
-
-<p>Because her heart was the heart of a woman she
-stopped feeling for the knife and set her mind on other
-things, such as any caged animal would under the circumstances.
-It was finally concentrated on the key—that
-slim piece of metal which he never let out of his
-keeping day or night. It gave her courage to live the
-life she was leading, and the thought spurred her on,
-for at last she had an object.</p>
-
-<p>The long, lean, gray wolf of the prairies will follow
-its prey for days. Hungry and thirsty and tired it will
-trail like a shadow, never once deviating from the
-heels of its victim. Through snow, and rain, and sleet,
-and wind, surmounting all obstacles it will stay until
-the end, and the end to the wolf always means the
-feast.</p>
-
-<p>Somewhere in the veins of this Chinese girl there
-must have been one drop of wolf blood, for once she
-set her mind upon the possession of that key she never
-wavered. It was before her night and day. She
-planned a thousand ways to get it, but never one was
-right. She watched him with furtive eyes, but for all
-the good it did, she might just as well have been
-looking out of the window of the dreary brick wall of
-the other building.</p>
-
-<p>Once when he was sleeping she crept silently to his
-side and felt for the inner pocket of his blouse. Slight
-as was her touch he must have felt it, for he moved
-uneasily and she fluttered to the floor like a leaf from a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">84</span>
-falling tree. She tried again, but with the same result.</p>
-
-<p>But out of what seems certain failure often comes
-success.</p>
-
-<p>“I am hungry; get me something to eat quick,” he
-demanded when he awoke in the morning.</p>
-
-<p>She started up and set about her work while he
-walked over to the table to get his water pipe. As she
-passed back and forth from cupboard to stove her
-glance fell upon the couch where he had slept, and for
-one brief moment it seemed as though she was going
-to fall. A sudden weakness came into her knees and
-it was with a great effort that she kept from crying
-out, for there in plain view was the key. In an instant
-she had it, and she had taken the first and easiest
-step to freedom.</p>
-
-<p>He smoked, then ate, then smoked again, but this
-last time it wasn’t tobacco that soothed him—it was
-opium, and when at last his drowsy eyes closed she
-was by the door pushing the key into the socket. It
-turned the lock. Then she opened the door, passed
-out and locked it on the outside. She ran down the
-steps as if she was pursued; out on the street, when
-the thought of those white devils—those eaters of human
-flesh—halted her in terror. But no one spoke to
-her and she was reassured. Across the way she saw
-the sign of a temple, and she made for it as a shipwrecked
-sailor makes for land. She went up one flight
-of very dark and very dirty stairs and then saw a half-opened
-door. She peeped in. The room was empty,
-but at the back were the images of the gods she knew
-in China; before them was the shrine, and back of
-them was the sacred place where no one dared go.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">85</span>
-But nothing is sacred where terror is, and before ten
-seconds of time had been ticked off by the clock on
-the wall she was nestling at the heels of Kwon Guet,
-the God of Might, the safest spot in all the quarter.</p>
-
-<p>If you will notice when you visit a Chinese joss
-house you will observe that there is nothing thin nor
-weak about the keeper. He looks like a man who
-loves the good things of life and gets them, too. His
-life is one of ease and he feasts like a nabob. When
-a Chinese wants a favor from a joss he first sends
-offerings of food. These are put in fine dishes and
-placed on the altar. Then he prays, and begs that this
-feast be accepted in the same spirit in which it is sent.
-He may believe or he may not believe that that thing
-of wood eats what he has left, but the keeper knows
-and waxes fat. Many a time has he smacked his lips
-over a sucking pig, roasted to a turn, and chickens are
-on his daily bill of fare.</p>
-
-<p>Two hours after the girl had gone through the open
-door the keeper awoke. He yawned and then stretched
-himself, leisurely. He was in no hurry, for he knew
-there was a breakfast awaiting for him on the altar,
-and it was such a breakfast as a man of his distinction
-was entitled to. He knew to a grain of rice what had
-been put there the night before just as he had known it
-for years.</p>
-
-<p>Presently he was ready and he sauntered out of his
-little room with no unseemly haste. The wick in the
-vessel of olive oil was burning with a steady glow and
-the faces of the gods were as placid and emotionless as
-the day they left the carver’s shop in Pekin.</p>
-
-<p>“Ai yei.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">86</span>
-He rubbed his eyes and stepped back a pace in
-alarm.</p>
-
-<p>One of the dishes was empty. It was as bare and
-clean as the palm of his hand. He ran back to the
-room in the rear and roughly woke his assistant.</p>
-
-<p>“You have eaten before me, you swine,” he shouted.</p>
-
-<p>“Eaten?” queried the other. “I have not eaten
-since yesterday.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come and look then.” Together they both went,
-and when they arrived at the altar another dish had
-been taken.</p>
-
-<p>The keeper looked up at the stolid countenance of
-Kwon Guet, saw a shred of the white meat of a chicken
-and a grain of rice on his lower lip, and then
-dropped face downward on the floor as if he had been
-shot.</p>
-
-<p>He grovelled in abject terror while the assistant
-gazed at him with wondering eyes, until he, too, looked
-up, saw the same sight, and then he went down beside
-his master. There they both lay until combining their
-courage, they crept fearfully backward beyond the
-range of the vision of those green jade eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“It is a curse,” whispered the keeper, and the other
-nodded his head, too frightened to speak.</p>
-
-<p>That was only the beginning, for as fast as the offerings
-were brought they disappeared, and nothing was
-left but empty dishes. For eight days this continued,
-and then, on the night of that day, the keeper, grown
-bold, found the desire to see a god eat growing in his
-heart. So when the lights in the shops had gone out
-and the noises in the street had died down to whispers,
-he went out into the darkened temple and sat in a corner
-with his back against the wall. The flickering<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">87</span>
-lamps burned dimly and cast long shadows across the
-bare floor and with solitude came fear. He looked
-at the heaped-up dishes hungrily and then at the joss,
-but the religion of his ancestors held him fast, and
-what might have been nothing more nor less than a
-block of wood to another man of another race was
-something to him that was endowed with the power to
-pardon and punish or even cause instant death.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly there came to him a noise like a sigh, long-drawn
-out and deep, and as he shrunk back still further
-in his corner he felt the blood in his veins run cold.
-A dish moved and his lower jaw dropped as though he
-had been stricken with death. Something seemed to
-wind itself about that bit of crockery and drag it slowly
-in until it disappeared, but there was no sound. His
-breath came in gasps and he felt as if he would choke.
-Then he saw the dish replaced with the food gone.
-Those same unseen hands took another one and still
-another, but he didn’t see, for he had sagged down in a
-lifeless heap and terror had numbed his senses. As
-he went over he groaned aloud, and there was a sudden
-movement back of the altar which almost caused Kwon
-Guet to topple over.</p>
-
-<p>At three o’clock in the morning Chuck Connors,
-with his hands thrust deep in his trousers pockets, was
-walking along Mott street, homeward bound, when a
-Chinese girl came running out of the joss house door.
-So great was her speed that she almost collided with
-him.</p>
-
-<p>“Ha, there, git onto yerself,” said Chuck, putting
-up his hands to fend off an imaginary blow: “wot are
-yer tryin’ ter do—shoot de shoots?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">88</span>
-“Velly much aflaid,” said the girl, looking behind
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, wot de yer t’ink uv dat,” said Chuck, “Who’s
-chasin’ yer, anyhow?” and he took a step toward the
-doorway.</p>
-
-<p>But she wouldn’t have it that way, and taking hold
-of his arm she almost dragged him away from the
-place. Chuck knows a little Chinese and a lot of pidgin-English,
-and he managed to get some kind of a
-story out of the girl, and then he took her home and
-put her in the care of Mrs. Chuck until the
-morning. The next day she was taken to a mission
-house in Brooklyn, where she stayed until one night
-when a sporty laundryman smuggled her away to
-Savannah, Ga.</p>
-
-<p>The joss-house keeper buys his grub now, and he’s
-looking a bit thin. Incidentally he pays more attention
-to the temple than ever before.</p>
-
-<p>So, you see, good comes out of everything.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_88" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 18em;">
- <img src="images/i_088.png" width="282" height="61" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">89</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_9">A COMMERCIAL TRANSACTION</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The turn of a street corner, the going this way instead
-of that, the casual introduction to a certain woman,
-and a thousand other things often prove the turning
-point in life, sometimes for good and sometimes
-for bad. To every man opportunity comes once at
-least. The successful ones are those who have recognized
-their chance and taken prompt advantage of it.
-But anyone can preach a sermon, and money doesn’t
-always follow in the footsteps of education.</p>
-
-<p>That will do for a starter to this story of a woman,
-a dinner and two men. You will notice that the woman
-comes first, the dinner next, and the men last, which
-is as it should be. Women should always be in the
-lead, which fact will be more fully recognized when
-their ability and genius become more generally understood
-and appreciated.</p>
-
-<p>The dinner in this story changed the current of three
-lives so abruptly that it almost became a tragedy, and
-if you like you can take this as a moral, and beware of
-dinners, unless, of course, you are looking for a
-change, in which event you can take this as a tip and
-dine with the crowd early and often and see what
-happens.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_10" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_090.jpg" width="440" height="477" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">There was disclosed the figure of a young woman rather scantily clad</div></div>
-
-<p>The son of a wealthy Eastern brewer, born with a
-gold spoon in his mouth, and taught to believe that the
-world was made for his especial benefit, after blazing
-his way along the White Light thoroughfare for a few<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">91</span>
-years, and making a name for himself as a spender of
-rare ability, took it suddenly into his head to reform.
-A good many hard nights had brought out a crop of
-fine wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, and high living
-had added several inches to his waist line. But he
-was still good looking and ruddy cheeked, and there
-were a number of charming ladies living on certain
-side streets who knew him well enough to call him by
-his first name, and who were always glad to see him
-whether he did the sucker trick of opening bad wine at
-$5 a throw or not. In his mind the first step toward
-reformation meant marriage with some nice respectable
-young woman who had been correctly brought up,
-and whose family tree would bear investigation, and
-as his income was somewhere in the neighborhood of
-$30,000 it wasn’t hard to find what he wanted, for
-ninety-nine women out of a hundred would cheerfully
-fasten themselves to a monstrosity if there was a bank
-book in the inside pocket.</p>
-
-<p>He picked out the girl he proposed to turn from a
-Miss into a Mrs., paid attention to her for thirty days
-without a break, then he proposed and was accepted,
-and the date of the marriage was set for two months
-later. It was a case of thirty and sixty days, with no
-discounts off.</p>
-
-<p>It is usual in a case of this kind to give a farewell
-dinner to the bunch, to have one last good drunk and
-then a laborious climb aboard the water wagon until
-after the honeymoon. So he hunted up one of his best
-friends and told him the glad news.</p>
-
-<p>“Never again for me,” he said, “and all the Dotties
-and Lotties and Totties can strike my name off their
-lists, for I’m going to marry, old man, and settle down<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">92</span>
-to business. But I’m going to have one big blaze before
-I go, and I want you to get it up, for you can lay
-out a dinner better than anyone I know, and besides,
-I’m going to have you for my best man when I get
-hitched. Now go as far as you like and damn the expense.
-Have a stag with all the good fellows there
-that we know, and we’ll set off a few fireworks that
-will give them something to talk about.”</p>
-
-<p>The banquet room of a big hotel was engaged, and
-the French chef got an order to lay out a spread that
-would make an old Roman feast look like a Bowery
-beef stew. Then the enterprising best man, who was
-something of a high roller himself, set his wits to work
-to devise a novelty that would top anything in the banquet
-line ever seen in New York after the lights were
-turned on. About fifty invitations went out, and in
-response to them on one eventful Saturday night, half
-a hundred dyed-in-the-wool sports, of the kind who
-buy diamond rings for little ladies who dance well, settled
-themselves in very comfortable chairs, and prepared
-to have the time of their lives and wish good
-luck to the man who was going to become respectable.
-The dinner was only a side issue, for it was to be nothing
-more nor less than one great drunk, and that was
-understood from the start. So the wine flowed as freely
-as water in the spring when the melting snows flood
-the brooks and swell the rivers, and for every five men
-there was one waiter to see that no one went thirsty.
-From ten until twelve the black-jacketed servitors
-drew corks and filled glasses, and then the best man
-pulled himself to his feet, propped himself between the
-arm of his chair and the table and commanded order
-that he might be heard.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">93</span>
-“There is a pudding coming,” he began, “and in
-view of the fact that I invented it myself I would like
-to have you fellows sit up and take notice.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he motioned to the head waiter and sank back
-in his chair. Five men, each one holding up his end
-of a platform about four feet square on which was a
-monstrous concoction of pastry, staggered in. A vacant
-place had been cleared on the table, and when
-it was placed in position a yell went up from the
-crowd.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll take a slice off the top,” sang the bridegroom,
-as he waved a glass of wine aloft.</p>
-
-<p>“Cut it, Bill,” said the best man, and one of the
-waiters, grinning, went at it with a huge carving knife.
-He slit it from top to bottom in two places, and as the
-crust crumbled away half a dozen birds fluttered out,
-and when the pastry cook’s creation was demolished
-there was disclosed a young woman rather scantily
-draped and with a figure worth missing a train for.</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening, gentlemen,” she said, smiling, and
-then she stepped out.</p>
-
-<p>People who make a study of such things will tell you
-for every man in the world there is just one woman
-who belongs to him. They may be thousands of miles
-apart, and it may so happen that they will never meet,
-but the fact remains that they were intended for each
-other just the same. He may marry and she may
-marry, but there will be no real, true happiness until
-they live their lives together. When this girl, trim
-and slim but shapely, stood on the table, the man who
-was going to be married looked on her and knew then
-that there was no other woman in the world for him—not
-even the one whom he had promised to marry.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">94</span>
-The others stood up and cheered and applauded her,
-while he sat there staring almost stupidly. Her bronze
-hair tumbled down over her bare shoulders and her
-laughing eyes took in the scene.</p>
-
-<p>“And who is the one who is going to be married?”
-she asked smilingly. “I want to drink with him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Get on your pins, old man, and drink with the
-lady,” called one, and he obediently arose and held a
-glass of wine toward her.</p>
-
-<p>“So you are the one?” she asked, looking him over
-critically. “Well, here is that the woman you marry
-is as good a fellow as you look to be.”</p>
-
-<p>That was at midnight.</p>
-
-<p>When the clock struck two every guest was still in
-his place, and seated in the lap of the man at the head
-of the table—the host, the man who was to marry,
-become straightened out, and shake the crowd—was
-the girl. He had one arm around her, and they were
-drinking out of the same glass. Of course it wasn’t at
-all proper, but you see everything goes at a bachelor’s
-dinner, and in view of the fact that this was a last wild
-fling, apparently, it was all right. It was nobody’s
-business, anyhow, for a man may do as he likes even
-if he is on the verge of his own wedding.</p>
-
-<p>“You will surely call,” she was saying between sips.</p>
-
-<p>“Surely,” was the answer, “if you will allow me.”</p>
-
-<p>“And if I don’t?”</p>
-
-<p>“Then I will call anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now you’re just the kind of a man I like,” she
-whispered. “But what are you going to do after
-you’re married?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think I will marry,” he said; “at least I’ll<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">95</span>
-not marry the girl I intended. You and I are going to
-talk that over, because——”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, I’ve only known you about two hours.”</p>
-
-<p>“It wouldn’t make any difference if you’d only
-known me two minutes, it would be just the same.”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose so, but you see a good many men have
-talked to me like that, and promised me everything,
-but it’s always the same in the end. Men say things
-that they mean at the time, but it doesn’t last.”</p>
-
-<p>He was really in earnest, though he was drunk, and
-the next afternoon, when he was sober enough to know
-what he was doing, he wrote a note to his <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fiancee</i>, telling
-her that he was sorry, but it was all off. There
-were reasons, of course, but he couldn’t explain, and
-would she kindly release him from his engagement,
-which had been entered into too hastily, etc., etc. You
-know the old story.</p>
-
-<p>In the end he got his freedom in a tear-stained letter,
-then he went and threw a high-ball under his belt and
-squared away for the pudding girl.</p>
-
-<p>She was making about $40 a week and living at the
-rate of about $150, it didn’t take a wise man to see that,
-and so he was on the moment he looked over the ranch.
-But it cut no figure with him at all, for he was too
-well satisfied to be bothered about a trifle like that,
-especially at the start of the hunt, so he took things
-as they came and made the best of them.</p>
-
-<p>One night he was there, and they had become confidential.</p>
-
-<p>“Who did it all?” he asked, as he waved his hand to
-take in the elaborate furnishings of the room.</p>
-
-<p>“So you have reached the curious stage?” she asked.
-“What do you want to know for?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">96</span>
-“Because I think so well of you that I want to do all
-this sort of thing myself. Who did it?”</p>
-
-<p>She looked thoughtfully out of the window for a
-moment, and then, as if she had suddenly made up
-her mind, she turned and said:</p>
-
-<p>“Would it make any difference to you if you knew?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not a bit.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not even if it was someone whom you knew?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not even then.”</p>
-
-<p>When she told him the name it was that of his best
-friend, the one who was going to be his best man at the
-wedding.</p>
-
-<p>Here was a complication.</p>
-
-<p>Now you can see what an apparently harmless dinner
-did.</p>
-
-<p>It wasn’t very long ago, so it’s only a step down to
-the present day.</p>
-
-<p>The Hungarian gypsy band in a big cafe uptown
-was playing its head off, and every table was occupied.
-Over in one of the corners—a choice position, by the
-way—at a table on which were half a dozen empty
-wine bottles, sat two men and a woman. If you will
-look at them again you will notice that their faces are
-very familiar. Yes, that’s right, it is the pudding girl,
-the brewer’s son and the man who was going to be
-next to the real one at the big show when two were
-made one and the minister was paid double for working
-overtime. All three are a bit unsteady, naturally,
-for the soldiers on the table tell the story, consequently
-they are well primed for a scene of this kind.</p>
-
-<p>The brewer’s son is talking to the other man, and
-the girl is playing a listening part, and playing it well.</p>
-
-<p>“You only think you love,” he says, “but all you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">97</span>
-have done is to spend a few hundred dollars—or thousands,
-it makes no difference. You’d spend it anyhow
-in some other way. I’ve broken off my marriage for
-her, and that’s something. You’re a friend of mine
-and why don’t you let go?”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s all right, and I agree to what you say. I
-haven’t the money I once had, and I don’t think I can
-keep the pace up much longer, but I don’t want to see
-Maud go up against it. She’s used to nice things. Suppose
-the Governor turns on you and cuts you off, what
-are you going to do then? You won’t have any more
-chance than I have. I know you’re all right now, but
-Maud’s got to be taken care of, and if I can do anything
-to put her on Easy Street I’ll do it.”</p>
-
-<p>He reached for a half empty bottle and refilled his
-glass. He drank slowly and when he had finished he
-went on.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you got as much as $10,000?” he asked,
-abruptly.</p>
-
-<p>“Easy that.”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean ready money?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ready money.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then I’ll tell you what I’ll do. You put $10,000 in
-the bank in Maud’s name and I’ll quit, but you also got
-to promise me that you will look after her and do
-everything for her that she wants. How about that,
-Maudie, all right?”</p>
-
-<p>As he spoke he patted her caressingly on the shoulder
-while the brewer’s son, flushed to the roots of his hair
-with the wine he had drank, dived into an inside pocket
-for his check book.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you be the best man, Joe?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">98</span>
-“Best man for what?” the girl spoke for the first
-time.</p>
-
-<p>“For our wedding, of course.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not so you can pay any particular attention to it.
-You’ll have to chloroform me to get me in front of a
-minister. I’m no Sunday-school scholar, and no man
-can own me. I believe every woman should be independent,
-and when a woman marries she not only sacrifices
-her freedom, but herself. I like you both, and
-I’m glad to know that I’m worth $10,000 to you,” and
-she nodded toward the brewer’s son. “For that I’ll
-play fair with you, and if we ever agree to disagree
-we’ll do it like two good fellows. Joe, don’t forget to
-come around and take dinner with us once in a while,
-will you?”</p>
-
-<p>P. S.—A story in a daily newspaper published later
-tells about the son of a wealthy brewer committing suicide
-by shooting, in his home in a town near New
-York. The cause for the rash act is not known.
-Strange that it should be the man who was going to
-reform, but didn’t, isn’t it?</p>
-
-<div id="ip_98" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 5em;">
- <img src="images/i_098.png" width="77" height="101" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">99</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_10">THE END OF THE ROAD</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>They call them <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">demi mondaines</i> and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">nymphs du
-pave</i> in Paris, and it doesn’t sound so bad, but here a
-spade is called a spade with coarse brutality and vice
-doesn’t receive even a very thin coating of veneer.</p>
-
-<p>Take a walk any night along the streets where
-women congregate—you know the kind of women I
-mean—and study the faces. Look for weakness, and
-strength, and character. Look for good and evil.
-You don’t have to be a mind reader, just a plain, ordinary,
-everyday sort of a man with average intelligence.</p>
-
-<p>If you look for the outward signs of degradation in
-the uptown districts you’ll be disappointed; you’ll have
-to turn your face and your steps Batteryward to
-find that. Vice has a degrading and demoralizing influence
-and its victim, in following that unwritten law
-of nature that governs the universe, is ever on the
-downward path. In some cases it is a gentle descent,
-while in others it is simply a series of steps each one
-lower than the other, and at the last there is nothing
-but pity for the poor devils of women to whom no
-man lifts his hat or bows his head, and who cease to
-live in merely existing.</p>
-
-<p>And for eight out of every ten there are eight men
-somewhere whose hands gave the push that sent
-them on the downhill road.</p>
-
-<p>But once in a while—once in a very great while—justice<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">101</span>
-comes to a man as it did in this case, and
-that’s the story.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_11" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_100.jpg" width="439" height="631" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She had such a superb figure that she once posed for a sculptor</div></div>
-
-<p>Locked up securely in the City Prison like a rat is
-locked in a trap, or a dangerous beast is fastened behind
-iron bars, is a pretty little black-eyed French
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>Julie, her name is, and those who see and talk to
-her find in her a great charm; a charm, that had she
-been placed in a different atmosphere or had the lines
-of her life been cast in different places, would have
-been so far-reaching as to make her a power. She
-had such a charming figure that she once posed for
-a sculptor. Many a woman’s hand has shaped the
-course of destiny in this world of ours, and the power
-behind the throne usually wears petticoats.</p>
-
-<p>This Julie takes her imprisonment calmly, because
-she is a philosopher by force of circumstances. She
-knows the metal bars can resist her, consequently she
-doesn’t throw herself against them and there are no
-tears in her eyes because she can never cry again.
-She doesn’t know what they will eventually do to her
-and she doesn’t care. If it is decreed that she shall
-go forth free, good; then she will go. If it is decreed
-that for the rest of her life she shall be doomed
-to wear that narrow blue prison stripe, she will at
-least be fed and housed and cared for, and on rainy,
-stormy days she will be under shelter and not compelled
-to walk the streets with dripping skirts until the
-gray morning comes over the roof tops.</p>
-
-<p>You see, she has the comforting creed of a fatalist—that
-what is to be will be, and that one thought is to
-her like a narcotic—she sleeps at nights.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">102</span>
-Because of that she doesn’t hear the moans and sobs
-of the woman in the next cell, who has the feathery
-crime of petit larceny hanging over her head instead
-of murder. A mere trifle which means nothing more
-than a few weeks—or months at the most—in jail. A
-rest like the going away from the hot city streets when
-July comes, as the rich people do, or to the South
-when winter winds blow. A place where the thermometer
-always registers about the same and the meals
-come regularly, which is not a thing to be despised by
-anyone, much less a woman of the lower half.</p>
-
-<p>If the life of this Julie were to be told year by year
-it would take a book of many thousands of pages, and
-the pathos, comedy and tragedy would be about evenly
-divided. You would have the tale of how she once
-asked a man if he had change of a $50 bill. Then
-when he pulled out his money she grabbed the roll,
-cried out: “Here comes the police,” and dashed into
-a hallway in the twinkling of an eye. It was a good
-joke and she spent the proceeds for a new dress, for
-she was of the kind who make even jokes profitable.</p>
-
-<p>That she was saved from arrest many times was
-due to the fact that she stood in with the police, and
-she was considered to be one of the most successful
-stool pigeons in the business. She was born with
-the instinct of the hunter, and hunter she was. In
-her own inner circle, however, she was known as The
-Slasher, and was feared accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>It came about in this way.</p>
-
-<p>She and another woman of the streets were rivals
-in many ways. When they first met they took an
-instinctive dislike to each other. The other one was
-a blonde, tall and stately—the kind you read about in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">103</span>
-cheap novels. She was an English girl, and when it
-came to a knockdown and drag-out argument she was
-able to deliver the goods in fine shape. Their first
-quarrel was over nothing, and before it was finished
-the lady with the golden tresses had taken her French
-sister by the shoulders and flung her down an area
-bruising her badly.</p>
-
-<p>The Latin blood in the black-eyed one boiled,
-and she cried out for revenge, which she proceeded
-to work up in a truly Latin manner. She made
-friends with her former enemy, said that she was in
-the wrong and was sorry for what had happened, and
-that she wanted to be forgiven. The blonde fell like
-a farmer before Hungry Joe, and they both went off
-to celebrate. The celebration consisted in tucking
-away many cocktails and highballs, and inside of two
-hours the British lady was a sodden wreck, and so
-helpless that she had to be carried to her room on
-the second floor rear of a house of no reputation.</p>
-
-<p>Julie stayed with her long enough to pull out a
-razor and cut three gashes from the bridge of her
-nose across one cheek. Then she slipped out and went
-on her way as though nothing had ever happened to
-give her a moment’s worry.</p>
-
-<p>That little stunt put the blonde out of business, in
-that section of the city, at least. It is said she went
-further downtown, where there is less of a premium
-on beauty and style.</p>
-
-<p>Like other women of her caste Julie found it necessary
-to have a protector, and when she first appeared
-in the role of hunter she cast about for one who would
-suit—one who would fight her battles and upon whom<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">104</span>
-she could lavish the affection that was not bought, or
-that still remained unsold.</p>
-
-<p>Being a good looking girl, educated up to a certain
-point, and with pleasant ways—the kind of ways a
-man would look for in a girl if he was selecting a
-wife—she had no trouble in attaching to herself a
-young fellow who was a good mate for her. She let
-it be understood at the start that he was to belong to
-her and that he was to be at her beck and call. She
-wanted to revel in the joys of complete ownership.</p>
-
-<p>He was willing enough, and in fact it rather suited
-him, because he came into immediate possession of a
-wife, a home and income.</p>
-
-<p>It is to be supposed there was some affection in the
-case, for it wasn’t a cold business proposition. It
-was bad enough, even from the best side, but she
-liked him in a way—you can put the word love in here
-if you like—but I am of the opinion that her feeling
-was that of a dog-like devotion, and his was one of
-knowing a good thing when he saw it.</p>
-
-<p>But she was jealous, too.</p>
-
-<p>“If I see you speaking to any of the other girls,”
-she said to him once, “I will leave you right away.”</p>
-
-<p>That was in the early stages, and now notice how a
-woman’s affection shifts.</p>
-
-<p>“If you flirt with any of those girls I will kill myself,”
-she said six months later.</p>
-
-<p>First she would leave him and then she would kill
-herself.</p>
-
-<p>That brings the tragedy to the last stage.</p>
-
-<p>“I will kill you.”</p>
-
-<p>There are no peaceful lives cast in such a groove
-as that.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">105</span>
-He began to grow a bit tired of her, even though
-the money did come to him regularly. You see, he
-had no occupation, and he had to do something with
-his time, and that something wasn’t good.</p>
-
-<p>Then it was that the quarrels began, a few words
-at first, but gradually increasing in bitterness until
-one night he came in half drunk and taking her by
-the throat almost strangled her. She said afterward
-that she thought she was gone, because red lights
-danced before her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>But she was game and didn’t whimper, not even
-when he struck her in the face with his clinched fist
-and threw her to the floor. She took her medicine
-gamely, for she realized intuitively that it was her
-medicine, and it was a part of the life she was leading.</p>
-
-<p>The strange part of it all was that she never shed a
-tear.</p>
-
-<p>Her neck hurt her, and when she looked in the
-mirror she saw the marks of his strong fingers and in
-that instant she was a changed woman. The flickering
-flame of her affection turned to a steady glow of
-hate and from that moment she began to figure on
-revenge. She stood still and white and cold, and
-every tick of the clock on the mantel was a stroke of
-doom for him. There was nothing melodramatic
-about her at this stage of the game, for her street
-training served to make her calm at times.</p>
-
-<p>Woman-like, she at once took up with another
-champion and this time she picked out a man who was
-peculiarly fitted by force of circumstances to help
-her. He was to be not so much a companion as stepping-stone,
-and in that she simply followed out the
-natural instinct of the average woman who purrs and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">106</span>
-strikes indiscriminately and who makes merchandise
-and capital of her favors.</p>
-
-<p>“He beat me,” she told this new one in talking of
-the one who had been supplanted, “and I want you
-to help me get even.”</p>
-
-<p>The promise was made on this tainted honeymoon
-and for one hour every night they went out together
-looking for their prey in all of the places where
-he had been known to go.</p>
-
-<p>For two weeks it was a fruitless search, and then
-the news came to her in an indirect way that he had
-been seen in the old haunts.</p>
-
-<p>The good pot-hunter never really hunts—he lures
-the game to the decoy—and because she had been years
-upon the trail she at once corrected her first mistake
-and sent a letter as bait—a tender missive full of
-regrets and endearing terms; such a letter as only a
-woman could write—a letter like a silken bandage to
-blind the eyes and shut out the real view of things.</p>
-
-<p>It came to his hand as she had expected it would,
-and when the time arrived he hurried to the rendezvous
-to heal the breach and once more place himself on
-friendly terms with his income.</p>
-
-<p>There are enough facts in this story to carry it,
-but it is not an absolutely correct recital. There are
-reasons why it should be changed and so I have
-changed it, but not enough to destroy its identity.</p>
-
-<p>On that street at night, with people hurrying to and
-fro, they came face to face, but before he could speak
-to her, the other man stepped out and seized him.</p>
-
-<p>“Come with me, I want you,” he said roughly, and
-he wheeled him around with a deft movement. There<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">107</span>
-was no other word spoken and only for an instant
-was there a brief struggle.</p>
-
-<p>All the while the woman had been fumbling at her
-bosom before she drew out a pistol.</p>
-
-<p>Her time had arrived.</p>
-
-<p>She levelled it at the retreating back of the held
-man and pulled the trigger. A child couldn’t have
-missed a shot like that, and the bullet bored into his
-back, throwing him forward slightly.</p>
-
-<p>It had been her intention to shoot but once and
-make that one shot do the work, but when she saw
-that he was hit the lust of blood came on her and
-she pulled the trigger twice more, each bullet finding
-its mark, before a policeman ran up and threw one
-arm around her neck and with the free hand took hold
-of the still smoking weapon. It was the old trick of
-the force taught to probationers before they are considered
-fit to go forth and guard the public interests.</p>
-
-<p>While her victim was slipping slowly downward
-to the pavement she screamed, with as clear an intonation
-as if she wanted to be sure it would be a matter
-of record:</p>
-
-<p>“And now he will never beat me again.”</p>
-
-<p>Half a dozen men carried the limp dead body into
-a store and she was taken there, too, and such was
-her ferocity that she tried to kick the corpse of her
-quarry.</p>
-
-<p>“He beat me, he beat me,” she shouted, “and now
-he will never beat me again. If I had not killed him
-he would have killed me.”</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_12" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_108.jpg" width="444" height="629" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Disguised as a sailor boy she shipped on one of Uncle Sam’s ships</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">109</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_11">THE THROWBACK</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>One of the greatest schools in the world is Little
-Old New York, where anyone can learn anything and
-anyone can do anything—or do anybody if they should
-happen to have but a modicum of brains and native
-shrewdness.</p>
-
-<p>It is the haunt as well as the home of the crook;
-the respectable trickster; the lady who works and
-the lady who doesn’t. The amalgamation of many
-races and many creeds has tended to produce cleverness
-and wit to a high degree.</p>
-
-<p>One of the greatest of financiers comes from
-Russian peasant blood on one side and poverty-stricken
-French on the other. In the blood of a Tenderloin
-queen there is Irish and Spanish, and it is hard to tell
-which side has contributed the most beauty. The combination
-of races is the chrysalis—the female product
-is the moth.</p>
-
-<p>In the squalid tenements of the East Side there is
-beauty in embryo and the figures of Venus are barely
-hidden by cheap calico wrappers.</p>
-
-<p>Where the Poles are settled, voluptuous women are
-wedded to weak, undersized men, and the result is
-either very good or very bad, according to the domination
-of the sex. Very beautiful flowers often grow and
-bloom in loathsome places, and many a handsome
-woman who rides in state along the avenue wouldn’t
-care to have her antecedents known to the world.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">110</span>
-There is such a thing as pre-natal influence, and a
-throwback, taking on the good or bad characteristics
-of a previous generation, is an accepted fact.</p>
-
-<p>And now we will introduce the lady as she sits in
-the courtroom, smiling as though she hadn’t a care or
-responsibility in the world. She has the innocent face
-of a child and the manner of a cherub, if you know
-what that is. If an artist were to paint her portrait in
-one of her moments of relaxation he might be justified
-if he called it “Innocence.”</p>
-
-<p>“She’s a peach, all right,” remarks a court officer,
-and that means a lot when it comes from such a source.</p>
-
-<p>She has the blonde hair and the fair complexion of
-the Teuton, and the black eyes of the Slav—a rare
-combination, if you’ll take my word for it. She’s coy,
-and winning and demure, but with a brain so active
-that nothing to her is impossible.</p>
-
-<p>Two generations ago a dashing, handsome young
-lieutenant of the German army fell in love with a
-sloe-eyed girl who had been born of Slav blood.</p>
-
-<p>He was brilliant but discreditable.</p>
-
-<p>His romances and intrigues were many, and his expenses
-were about four times what his income warranted.
-One day he forged a check, and when he
-skipped over the border to escape arrest he left the
-woman and a baby girl in a cheap room with not
-enough money to keep them a week. He forgot them
-as utterly as if they had never existed, so in the course
-of time she who gave up honor added to that her life.</p>
-
-<p>She died in the hospital of a disease that is not mentioned
-in the medical books, and the youngster was
-shipped to a charitable institution. At the age of nineteen
-this waif, orphaned, and stolid of character, with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">111</span>
-not even good looks to recommend her, had by dint of
-hard work and frugal living, saved up enough money
-to take a ship for America, the land of gold, where
-fortunes were made by simply wishing for them.</p>
-
-<p>Half way across the sea she came to the notice of an
-Irish sailor, and by some strange turn in the inexorable
-wheel of fate, they fell in love with each other;
-he with his brogue, and she with knowledge of no language
-except that of the Fatherland.</p>
-
-<p>Their courtship was over a rugged road, but it came
-to a happy conclusion, for before the ship sailed on her
-return voyage they were married with the aid of an
-obliging minister assisted by a Castle Garden interpreter,
-and Connell—that was the sailor’s name—was
-looking for a job alongshore.</p>
-
-<p>Two scantily furnished rooms was the best they ever
-knew, and in those two rooms the wife who talked
-broken English with a Limerick accent died, but not
-until she had left a blonde baby girl with the fair complexion
-of that dashing lieutenant.</p>
-
-<p>As she grew up, the public school gave her an education,
-and when she was old enough she got work in
-an office. She was the belle of the ward, and that
-old longshoreman father was very proud of her. But
-before that she had one little adventure that is really
-worth a story by itself, and it shows the kind of a
-girl she is. She had a little love affair with a sailor
-on one of Uncle Sam’s warships, and when he was
-ordered to Cuba she took it into her head to go along.
-It was arranged that she was to take the name and
-place of a fellow who was about to desert. She came
-near getting away with the trick, and as it was she
-lasted for ten days before she was found. Then, after<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">112</span>
-a brief interview with the commanding officer, she
-was put ashore when harbor was reached, and enough
-money was given her to get back to New York.</p>
-
-<p>It was a clean case of throwback to the army ancestor,
-and the resemblance was so great that she might
-have been his sister. She held her head high, as became
-that one strain of good blood, good enough to
-stiffen her pride, but not good enough to shape her
-morals, for the taint was there in its full strength.</p>
-
-<p>The elderly business man who employed her began
-flirting with her mildly, and he wound up by falling
-desperately in love, and so hard was he hit that at the
-end of six months she was installed in a handsome
-apartment at which he was a constant visitor. He
-took the one step that always leads to another, so that
-by the time twelve months had been rolled off on the
-calendar he had made her home his home, much to
-the detriment of his own respected domicile.</p>
-
-<p>So great was the fascination of those black eyes that
-this sedate old gentleman forgot he ever had a home
-other than the one she was in; a wife, or even children.
-She became so necessary to his existence that
-she became a part of his life.</p>
-
-<p>She might have walked this primrose path to the
-end had he not died. If he had lived there would have
-been no need for this story.</p>
-
-<p>When he took that long, last journey her income
-came to an abrupt end and she was cast on her own
-resources with not even her longshoreman daddy to
-stand by and encourage her.</p>
-
-<p>All this, you understand, is not a matter of fancy. It
-is, for the most part, court and police records.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">113</span>
-She took up with a young fellow of about her own
-age who had about as little prospects as she had, and
-with the rent paid for three months in advance and
-just enough ready money to keep them going that
-long, they cast care to the winds and proceeded to enjoy
-themselves. One night, when the funds were getting
-to a low ebb, she, while ransacking a desk for a
-mislaid letter, found a half-used check-book which had
-belonged to her elderly protector.</p>
-
-<p>“I could sign his name better than he could himself,”
-she remarked, “and I’ve done it, too.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think we could swing one of them now?”
-said the man, sitting up straight as the inspiration
-came to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, that’s absurd; he’s dead.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know he’s dead all right. But fill one out for $75
-and I’ll see what I can do with it.”</p>
-
-<p>It was an easy trick for her, and in a moment she
-had handed him the paper.</p>
-
-<p>“If I lay this, little girl,” he remarked as he went
-out, “we’re on the sunny side of Easy street for the
-rest of our lives.”</p>
-
-<p>That heritage of brain stood her in good stead while
-he was away, and before he had returned she evolved
-a scheme that was worthy of a better cause.</p>
-
-<p>It was this:</p>
-
-<p>She would send him out to rob a letter box; they
-would open the mail thus stolen and search it for
-checks. She would copy the signature, make note of
-the bank, get blank checks of that institution and then
-commit the forgery.</p>
-
-<p>It was almost too easy and the keynote of its success
-lay in its simplicity.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">114</span>
-Of course, the laying of the spurious paper required
-nerve, but of what use is a man if he hasn’t nerve?
-When he came back unsuccessful, she explained her
-scheme, and they at once proceeded to put it in operation.
-With wire, to which was fastened an adhesive
-mixture, he prepared for the robbery of the mail boxes
-while she awaited results.</p>
-
-<p>It has been told time and again how it worked
-and they themselves have admitted that their income
-rarely fell below $100 a day when they cared to work.</p>
-
-<p>But at the end of every ready-money proposition of
-that kind there is a trap. Sometimes the road is very
-long and the final tragedy is averted for a considerable
-period, but whether long or short it is bound to come
-sooner or later.</p>
-
-<p>The girl had grown to be a pastmaster of the art of
-forging signatures and success in getting the money
-had made the man bold. He began to be less cautious
-and the finish came so sure and sudden that it almost
-stunned him.</p>
-
-<p>He was cleverly harvested by the police, who at once
-set out to get more than enough evidence to convict,
-for they looked upon him as the most dangerous of
-criminals. A spotter was sent out with instructions
-to ingratiate himself with the girl and, if possible, get a
-line on just the kind of work that had been done, and
-their second interview was very interesting.</p>
-
-<p>“You take Billy’s place for a while,” she said to
-him, “and we’ll get enough money to get him out.”</p>
-
-<p>“How?” asked the man.</p>
-
-<p>“How? Are you stupid? Billy didn’t do anything
-but lay the paper. I filled out the checks every time.
-Didn’t you know that? It’s all my scheme. Billy only<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">115</span>
-helped me and did as I told him. But he’s too nice a
-fellow to go up the river for a thing like this.”</p>
-
-<p>It seems strange that with all her astuteness she
-should have given her hand away to a comparative
-stranger, but you must bear in mind that her side partner
-and confederate had been snatched away from her
-and she felt the need of some one to whom she could
-talk and in whom she could confide.</p>
-
-<p>There is where she made a mistake, but it happened
-that it wasn’t a fatal one.</p>
-
-<p>Bear in mind that she gave her hand away and told
-all she knew, and in that telling there was enough to
-convict her half a dozen times over. But she was
-game to the last ditch.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m very sorry,” remarked her supposed confederate
-to her one evening, “but I’ll have to arrest you.
-<em>I’m</em> an officer, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“I always ought to be guided by my first impressions,”
-she retorted. “I had an idea you were wrong
-when I first met you and if I had stuck to that you
-would have known nothing.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s right; but as it is I’ll have to take you down
-to headquarters.”</p>
-
-<p>He acted as if it was a job he didn’t relish very
-much, and if the truth were told he would have let her
-make a getaway of it if he had dared.</p>
-
-<p>In the prison she was popular as soon as she stepped
-inside the gates, and there was no one who would believe
-that a girl with a face like that would be guilty
-of harming anyone, much less being a confirmed and
-expert forger.</p>
-
-<p>So the trial was called.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">116</span>
-She treated it as a joke, and was by far the most
-composed person in the room. Her partner, to his
-credit, swore that he was the one who had done all of
-the robbing of the mail boxes, and all of the forging of
-checks, and he even went so far as to imitate several
-signatures, but that was offset by the evidence of the
-detective.</p>
-
-<p>It was an easy matter to convict him, and he stood
-facing a term in prison.</p>
-
-<p>Her trial was merely a bit of comedy in which she
-played the star part, and when the last scene had
-dropped she was bowing her thanks to the judge, the
-jury, the lawyers and the spectators, and smiling all the
-while like a girl with a new doll on Christmas morning.
-The red was in her cheeks and there was a look
-of roguery in her black eyes, and she sailed out of the
-courtroom amid a perfect shower of congratulations.</p>
-
-<p>And it was all for one strain of blood.</p>
-
-<p>Father an Irish stevedore, mother a Slav peasant
-whom centuries of oppression had made apathetic,
-grandmother also a Slav, and grandfather a German
-noble. She had gone back one generation to get that
-criminal taint, and she may have gone back further
-than that to get the good strain that made the whole
-world smile with her when she smiled and turn enemies
-into friends.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_116" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 13em;">
- <img src="images/i_116.png" width="200" height="32" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">117</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_12">FROM THE WOODS TO BROADWAY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Jane her name was—plain Jane—but she wasn’t
-plain by any means. She was far from that. She
-could smoke a cigarette, drink a bottle of wine, and
-wear a Paquin gown with grace, and in these three
-things a woman has a chance to show what she is
-and what she can do. For my part I would consider
-them a test, just the same as performing certain
-mathematical calculations, and showing a proficiency
-in geography are tests in civil service examinations.
-There is nothing that gives a woman so much poise
-and self-confidence as smoking a cigarette daintily.
-It gives her a chance to think, you see, and appear
-unconcerned, and it is an ambush behind which she
-may hide in time of trouble.</p>
-
-<p>This particular Jane had all the vices and charms
-that a young woman who is known to the crowd by
-her first name ought to have, or might be supposed to
-have. Men who were introduced to her found themselves
-calling her Jane inside of the hour, and that
-was because of her genius, for there are a lot of women
-in this world whose baptismal name no man would
-ever dare to use, even though they had been acquainted
-for years.</p>
-
-<p>There is just as much difference in women as there
-is in drinks. It isn’t necessary to go into details on
-that subject, for every good hard drinker knows the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">119</span>
-different sensations of the different brands the morning
-after.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_13" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_118.jpg" width="447" height="634" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">For three solid hours he sat there trussed up like a chicken</div></div>
-
-<p>Jane blew into the big-city with a West wind, a
-dress suit case, on one end of which were the initials
-of her right name, and the drummer of a wholesale
-lace house who had caught her eye and won her regard
-by giving her some of his samples.</p>
-
-<p>Your attention is called to the fact that a drummer’s
-existence is a cinch, especially if he has samples
-that he can afford to give away.</p>
-
-<p>This one had a mustache that curled at the ends, a
-bank roll that looked like a toy balloon into which a
-kid had stuck a pin—which was Jane’s fault—and a
-nerve which was a little bit harder than Harveyized
-steel. He used the nerve in his business, and besides,
-it came in handy so far as Jane was concerned because
-he had a wife in Harlem. He planted Jane in a furnished
-flat, where he paid the rent for two weeks.
-Then because he had a champagne taste and a beer
-purse, he went to a pal of his who was a stage manager
-on Broadway and got the lady a job carrying
-a spear and wearing pale pink tights in a spectacular
-show that was about to be produced.</p>
-
-<p>He was sitting in her front room warming his
-shins at the steam heat when he broke the news to her,
-and this is the way he did it. You sports can take a
-tip from this so you can see how it is done, for no
-man can ever foretell when he will be called on to
-produce the same line of talk.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know,” he began, “that you are the best
-fellow in the world and that the more I see of you
-the more I like you?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">120</span>
-“Do you?” asked Jane, simply, for she was nothing
-more nor less than a country girl. “I am very
-glad of that, but you know the rent was due yesterday
-and it hasn’t been paid yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” he went on, ignoring the touch, “I know
-you well enough to know that you would like to be
-independent and make your own way in the world. I
-want to see you where you will be in a position to
-support yourself, and so I have arranged with a man
-who is under obligations to me to give you a chance
-and put you in the chorus of the ‘Ice King.’ You’ll
-get $15 a week at the start and then you’ll be jumped
-to $18. After that it’s up to you whether or not you
-come to the front and get the real good money with
-the yellowbacks.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I have never been on the stage,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t I know that, and haven’t I fixed it? You’ll
-be broken in all right and all you have to do is as you
-are told and you’ll get your money every Monday
-night.”</p>
-
-<p>So it was that the girl from Peapack, N. J., became
-independent and self-supporting, and was able before
-long to send a hundred-dollar note to the folks at
-home, for whom she still had a deep regard. You
-see, it is only the girls who save their money who can
-do that sort of thing.</p>
-
-<p>When the young fellows around town wanted to
-see a show, some one would suggest that they go up
-and see Jane, and although she hadn’t a line to speak
-nor a note to sing, they would line up in the front
-row as if she was a star. It didn’t take the manager
-of the show very long to find out that Jane could draw<span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">121</span>
-like a porous plaster and then he jumped her salary
-up to $25.</p>
-
-<p>With that she went to a fashionable hair dresser
-and paid $200 to have her hair turned from chestnut
-blonde to a hue of a stick of pale molasses taffy, the
-kind you get for five cents a throw, which sticks in
-your teeth and plays the deuce with the filling.</p>
-
-<p>Girls of Jane’s kind are like boxers, in that their
-prosperity is manifested outwardly without delay. The
-aspiring young knuckle-duster, as soon as he wins a
-prominent battle, will at once hie himself off and
-blow in a chunk of the purse on a silk hat, patent
-leather shoes, a frock coat and a cane. With the
-balance he will annex a diamond, then he immediately
-becomes the real thing.</p>
-
-<p>A girl has no use for frock coats and canes, but she
-goes strong on hair, so her loose coin goes for a
-gallon of bleach strong enough to change the faith of
-a Hindoo fakir, and that is the strongest thing in the
-world, except, perhaps, an African after a hard day’s
-work in the slaughter house.</p>
-
-<p>She had a flat on Central Park, South—that’s
-wrong, it was an apartment, because she paid over
-$1,000 a year for it, whereas flats only cost about $40
-a month-and she entertained the bunch with cozy
-little wine dinners that would make a man leave his
-happy home in a minute.</p>
-
-<p>She was still getting her $25 a week, you know.</p>
-
-<p>Then she tore the drummer’s name out of her address
-book, for he was a back number who had shown
-a decided tendency to cold feet.</p>
-
-<p>She described him to the butler, and said that if he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">122</span>
-ever put in an appearance he was to be dismissed
-with the single word:</p>
-
-<p>“Skiddoo.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t understand,” said the butler, whose previous
-job had been on Fifth avenue. “What does
-Skiddoo mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“It doesn’t make any difference whether you understand
-or not, just you say it to him and he will know,
-and that’s enough.”</p>
-
-<p>And all that night this cheese sandwich with the
-side whiskers kept repeating the word to himself so
-he wouldn’t forget it, and he wrote it down on his
-cuff. He also traced it out on a card that he stuck
-in behind the hat rack in the hall. In his heart and
-soul he thought it was some foreign word which
-meant that the lady wasn’t at home or didn’t care to
-be disturbed.</p>
-
-<p>That’s the worst of being a butler instead of Chuck
-Connors.</p>
-
-<p>The traveling man with the immaculate gall had
-reached the worrying stage because the girl was doing
-so well and he had been pushed off the track.
-If she had stuck to her little furnished flat and the
-cheap togs he would have gone on his way whistling
-a merry tune, just as all men do. But she was on
-the high wave and sipping the cream off the top, and
-he thought there ought to be an armchair waiting
-for him by the fireplace of her new ranch, which was
-very natural, for all men are cast in the same identical
-mould. They don’t care for what they have, and are
-always hunting for something that’s hard to get.</p>
-
-<p>If you look like the goods you’ll have them all going,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">123</span>
-but as soon as you tell your hard luck story you’ll
-get the sandbag where it will do the most good.</p>
-
-<p>One night, after the show, Jane and a bunch of the
-merry-merry with money to spend, or burn, or throw
-away, was in the front room playing dollar limit poker,
-when the drummer, with a choice collection of high
-balls stowed away under his vest, and in a fit condition
-to either fight or cry, came up in the elevator.
-He had overdrawn his salary and was prepared to
-buy wine, if necessary, and he was dressed like a man
-whose credit is good at the best clothing store in
-town.</p>
-
-<p>He held his thumb against the electric button for a
-moment, and because the butler was busy with a
-sauterne cup, very choice, being of the Barton and
-Guestier vintage of ’84, the kind Smithy always orders
-when he wants to be real flossy, the maid turned the
-knob and came face to face with him.</p>
-
-<p>He made his little spiel, shoved in and stood in the
-hall on one foot waiting for the glad hand and the
-happy cry that he felt sure was coming.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s his name? Who is he? Why don’t you get
-his card?” he heard Jane say. Then the maid came
-back.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you please give me your card?”</p>
-
-<p>“That won’t be necessary,” he remarked airily.
-“Just tell her Harry is here and she will know.”</p>
-
-<p>He heard the maid telling her little story and then
-Jane’s silver tones floated out to him.</p>
-
-<p>“What, that lobster? How did he get in? He
-must have had a shoe horn, and I suppose it will take
-a load of dynamite to get him out.” Then something
-else and all the girls laughed.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">124</span>
-He pulled himself together and walked to where
-the voice came from.</p>
-
-<p>The heat of the room was beginning to affect the
-cargo he was carrying and he hit both sides of the
-wall about eight times before he got to the door. He
-pulled the curtains aside and looked in on the game.</p>
-
-<p>“Just thought I’d call,” he said, grinning.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, didn’t I always tell you that you had bad
-thoughts?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Thought you’d be glad to see me,” he went on.</p>
-
-<p>“Still thinking?” she queried. “I’ll see that raise
-and raise you back ten more.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wouldn’t mind taking a hand if you’ll play fair.”
-Just then the butler came in with the drinks.</p>
-
-<p>“Henderson,” remarked Jane without even so much
-as looking up, “what was that word I taught you—do
-you remember it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, what was it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Skid-doo, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good. Now turn around and say it to that
-man.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>He turned slowly and with great dignity to the
-drummer who was bracing himself up against the door,
-and commanded:</p>
-
-<p>“Skid-doo, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“So <em>I’m</em> to be fired, eh?”</p>
-
-<p>“Say it again, James; it may be some minutes before
-it takes effect.”</p>
-
-<p>“Skid-doo, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Suppose I don’t go?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">125</span>
-There was no answer to that, but Jane hadn’t been
-in New York a whole year without being on to her
-job, and she was able to face any proposition that
-ever came over the hills.</p>
-
-<p>“Get me a piece of rope, James.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ma’am,” and away he went, just a bit faster
-than usual, wondering, no doubt, what the eccentric
-and erratic mistress of his was going to do next. He
-got the rope all right and returned with it in short
-order, because this seemed to be a case where haste
-was necessary, even at the expense of dignity. She
-took it from him and walking over to the drummer,
-said, as she deftly passed it around him.</p>
-
-<p>“You had me on a string once, Harry, and now
-I’m going to get you on a rope.”</p>
-
-<p>“Stop your kidding and be nice, Jane,” he spoke
-up, trying to look upon the whole thing as a joke,
-but while he was expostulating she had knotted the
-rope around both his arms and signalled to the butler
-to help her. “I want him tied over there,” she said,
-pointing to the piano, and before he knew it he was
-seated on the floor with his back up against a slab of
-mahogany, being held by the servant while Jane was
-making knots like a sailor.</p>
-
-<p>When the job was done the game was resumed
-and nobody in the room paid the slightest bit of attention
-to him. He threatened and begged and finally
-he swore, and then Jane poured a glass of ice water
-over his head to cool him off.</p>
-
-<p>“I always thought you had a mean disposition,”
-she remarked, “and now I know it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you wouldn’t be here if it hadn’t been for
-me,” he shouted.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">126</span>
-“No, nor you wouldn’t be there if it hadn’t been for
-me,” she retorted.</p>
-
-<p>For three solid hours he was kept trussed up like
-a fowl ready for the oven, and at the end of that
-time the game came to an end.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m going to bed now,” said Jane, “and in half
-an hour the butler will come in and untie you. He
-will help you to your feet and when he says skiddoo
-to you I hope you will understand what he means.
-Good night.”</p>
-
-<p>For thirty minutes the clock ticked monotonously
-and the back of the man on the floor was beginning
-to ache horribly. At last the silvery chime announced
-the half hour and then Henderson stepped softly in.</p>
-
-<p>One by one he untied the fastenings and it was a
-tough job in view of the fact that a woman had made
-them. After that he helped the visitor to his feet.
-He assisted him on with his coat, handed him his
-hat, and together they walked, without either saying
-a word, to the hall door. The butler swung it solemnly
-open, slowly waved his hand, bowed deeply
-from the hips and said:</p>
-
-<p>“Skid-doo, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go to hell,” came back the answer, as Harry shot
-down the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>“How did he take it?” asked Jane the next morning.</p>
-
-<p>“He took it all right, ma’am, but he was very uncivil,
-ma’am.”</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">127</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_13">THE WHIMS OF CURVES</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The fellows who buy wine and eat terrapin at their
-midnight lunches—I ought to say dinners—had found
-a new attraction, and for a brief while she was the
-idol of the hour. But the trouble with these idols
-is that they don’t last, and the finish as a rule is very
-disheartening, and in many cases pathetic.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, every once in a while a wise one will
-come to the front who will do a little bookkeeping with
-herself, and when the smoke of battle will have cleared
-away she finds she has enough to tell everybody to go
-to blazes if she cares to be rude.</p>
-
-<p>But that is the exception rather than the rule. Quick
-money, you know, is like a dream, in that it only lasts
-while you are asleep. You think you are in a mansion,
-and when the knock comes on the door you discover
-that you are in the same old hall bedroom, and realize
-that you have to get up just as you have been doing
-all your life, and work ten hours a day—or eight, as
-the case may be—in order to get enough money to pay
-what you owe.</p>
-
-<p>The girl that all the bloods were buying dinners and
-flowers for came from the West not so very long ago,
-and she didn’t leave any of her good looks behind her,
-either. She hit the town with a dress suit case, a
-good complexion and a taking way with the boys, and
-that’s all the capital any skirt wearer needs in Gotham
-if she is only introduced to the right crowd of spenders<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">129</span>
-and keeps away from the pikers who have their bank
-rolls lashed to the mast or bottled up so tight that when
-they do release a bill it smells like an Egyptian mummy
-which has been packed in a vault since the time of
-Pharaoh.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_14" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_128.jpg" width="439" height="635" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She put herself up at auction and was promptly bid on</div></div>
-
-<p>This lady hit the trail which led to the show houses.
-She had no idea that she was an Adelina Patti or a
-Sarah Bernhardt, but she knew she could carry a
-spear as good as any old-timer, and she was prepared
-to make good.</p>
-
-<p>“Got a job for me?” she asked the first stage manager
-she happened to run across.</p>
-
-<p>He looked her over and then remarked casually:</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think so, for all the star parts are given out
-for the season, but you might go over and see Frohman
-and ask him if you can’t understudy Maude
-Adams.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t strain your voice on my account,” she said,
-by way of a come-back. “I’m looking for about $18 a
-week in the line-up, and when it comes to tights, I
-guess there ain’t any of them who has anything on me.
-You had me flagged for a Sis Hopkins, but you want
-to throw some sand on the track because you’re sliding.
-I don’t sit up at night reading Romeo and Juliet,
-and where I come from they think Shakespeare is a
-new kind of breakfast food. Can you get busy now?”</p>
-
-<p>“I guess I’ll have to if I want to get rid of you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you’re learning, and that’s a good sign.”</p>
-
-<p>So after he had looked her over again very carefully,
-he concluded she’d do for the chorus for a starter anyhow.</p>
-
-<p>A stage manager who is used to hiring ladies whose
-talents lie in their legs has a system of his own in picking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">130</span>
-out good ones that don’t need padding, and he
-never makes a mistake any more than a red squirrel
-will stow away a bad nut for the winter. Face, neck,
-hands and arms tell the story and they never fail, and
-so he knew she could wear the usual size, and if anything
-stretch them a bit.</p>
-
-<p>That was the beginning.</p>
-
-<p>One night four young men about town sat in a theatre
-box watching the merry maidens tropping on and
-telling in song how happy they were that the Princess
-was going to be married to the poor but handsome
-gink whose father had a cobbler’s shop one block from
-the palace.</p>
-
-<p>“Get onto the curves of the girl with the black hair,”
-said one, and in a minute there were four pairs of eyes
-looking at one pair of silk tights.</p>
-
-<p>“Great,” said another, enthusiastically.</p>
-
-<p>“Who is she?” asked a third. “I never saw her
-before.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Ben certainly has an eye for beauty. I wonder
-where he gets them? Let’s see him and ask him
-to put us on, for she’s all right.”</p>
-
-<p>Incidentally, Ben was the first name of the stage
-manager.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t necessary to go into details, for general results
-save a lot of time, but a couple of hours later four
-enthusiastic young fellows and a dimpled brunette sat
-at a round table in a sporty cafe, and when any of them
-wanted to address her they called her Curves.</p>
-
-<p>“What are you trying to do?” she asked, when it was
-first sprung, “give me a nickname?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” was the answer, “simply a trademark.”</p>
-
-<p>And they all understood.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">131</span>
-So because of that she began her career with the
-world by the tail on a downhill pull.</p>
-
-<p>Not to know Curves and have her call you by your
-first name when you met was to be the deadest kind
-of a dead one, and the witty stories she could tell over
-a quart of wine soon began to be circulated around
-town.</p>
-
-<p>As is often the case, women were her enemies and
-men were her friends, and she slid along in a happy-go-lucky
-way, letting the morrow take care of itself.</p>
-
-<p>There was no question but that her figure was the
-making of her, just as Jennie Joyce’s legs made her
-famous from one end of the country to the other when
-she was a reigning favorite at Koster &amp; Bial’s old
-place on Twenty-third street two decades ago.</p>
-
-<p>The photographer who secured some good poses of
-Curves in tights found himself busy printing them to
-supply the demand, and it was as easy to get her before
-a camera as it was to get a kid to a candy store. If
-she had received a dollar for every time she wrote
-across the bottom of one of her photographs “Sincerely
-yours, Curves,” she would have had a bank account
-that would have been broad, wide and deep. But she
-was simply a good fellow and she made no attempt to
-live by her wits. Like many another poor devil, she
-probably thought she would always be young, good-looking
-and popular. She didn’t know that those whom
-the public applauds to-day it kills to-morrow, and that
-it takes but a week in New York to make a favorite
-less than a memory.</p>
-
-<p>But there was one incident in her career that stands
-out in relief from anything of the kind that anyone
-had ever done before, and it is worth telling. It was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">132</span>
-characteristic of her to do a thing of this sort, and she
-was the one woman in a hundred who could have got
-away with it.</p>
-
-<p>A soulful-eyed, chocolate-skinned Brahmin priest
-had come to town to spread his faith, and because
-he talked in an exceedingly entertaining manner and
-told some curious and interesting stories he came to be
-a fad. It wasn’t that the people who went to see and
-hear him were interested in his religion, but it was because
-he was a novelty that he filled his lecture room
-every afternoon. Two men and Curves dropped in
-one afternoon at a time when this spreader of a new
-creed was telling about the money it would cost to do
-good in the world, and on that subject he was particularly
-eloquent.</p>
-
-<p>“You Americans,” he said, “don’t know what it is
-to make a sacrifice; you don’t know what it is to deny
-yourselves any of the good things of life. Your men
-would not forego their cigars or wine even if the spiritual
-salvation of the world depended upon it, and your
-women would not permit themselves one particle of
-physical discomfort nor cheaper wearing apparel even
-though a hundred souls were the price. The whole
-world is selfish and wrapped up in itself, and religion
-is either a fad or a jest. The man with a million gives
-a few thousands and thinks he has done well, but he
-denies himself nothing. The woman with a check
-book doles out dimes and fancies herself a philanthropist,
-but will she make any sacrifice for the general
-good?”</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s one who will.”</p>
-
-<p>Two-thirds of the people in the room turned around<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">133</span>
-and looked at Curves, and one of the fellows with her
-took her arm and whispered:</p>
-
-<p>“What is the matter, are you dotty?”</p>
-
-<p>The ox-like eyes of the religious enthusiast seemed
-to blaze up a bit.</p>
-
-<p>“You will make a sacrifice?” he asked. “What can
-you give?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll give myself,” she answered, and she stood up
-defiantly.</p>
-
-<p>People who tell this story, as well as a few who
-were there, say that Curves had a most elegant tide on
-at the time and didn’t know what she was saying, but
-that doesn’t alter the story, because this is simply a
-recital of facts which can be verified by a whole lot
-of the fellows, and the sequel can be found on record
-among the marriages in the Bureau of Vital Statistics
-by anyone who is interested enough to look it up.</p>
-
-<p>“It is very praiseworthy,” continued the priest, “but
-how do you propose to put your gift to a practical
-use? You say you will give yourself. Do you mean
-by that that you will devote your time to this work
-which I am trying to carry on?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not that way so you can notice it, but I have a lot
-of men friends here and each one of them has asked
-me to marry him more than once. I like them all and
-as marriage is a lottery anyhow, they can bid for me,
-and you get the money.”</p>
-
-<p>As she spoke she was climbing up on the table in
-the center of the room. “I am ready for the first offer
-and I don’t care who makes it, for I’m taking as many
-chances as anybody else.”</p>
-
-<p>Now here was a situation that reads like a romance,
-and here was the one in a thousand to get away with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">134</span>
-it. The women were shocked, of course; the men were
-interested, and as for the priest he didn’t know whether
-to take it seriously or not, until finally what might have
-been an awkward situation was relieved by a man who
-said:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if she’s game enough to have herself auctioned
-off, I’m game enough to make a bid, so I’ll say
-$500, with the proviso that the cause of religion, which
-our revered friend represents, shall get half, the other
-half to go to the lady who shows such a praiseworthy
-spirit.”</p>
-
-<p>Then three gaunt females over forty arose in the
-majesty of their outraged womanhood and stalked
-from the room, while a dozen others moved uneasily
-in their seats.</p>
-
-<p>The Brahmin was still figuring.</p>
-
-<p>“Am I worth no more than $500?” put in Curves.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll make it $750,” said one of the men who had accompanied
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“You paid twice as much for a horse last week,
-Billy,” she retorted.</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t think of that. Let it go at $1,500, for
-there’s going to be competition.”</p>
-
-<p>The priest’s hand was nervously fingering a silk
-handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“Two thousand,” the first bidder’s voice came like a
-bullet from a gun, and Billy laughed nervously.</p>
-
-<p>“Go ahead, Billy, it’s up to you again,” and Curves
-nodded at him encouragingly.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s worth it, Bill,” whispered his friend. “Your
-Panhard cost you $11,000 and it takes $100 a week to
-keep it going. Curves can be very economical when
-she tries,” and he laughed at his joke.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">135</span>
-“Twenty-five hundred,” bid Billy.</p>
-
-<p>“Sold,” cried Curves, “although <em>I’m</em> worth more.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very extraordinary,” said the priest, wiping his
-forehead with his handkerchief. “This could happen
-in no other country in the world.”</p>
-
-<p>“Write him a check, Billy, for what you owe him,”
-said Curves, “and then we’ll go out and get married.
-And don’t you think it would be nice to have him to
-dinner with us?”</p>
-
-<p>“Sure thing, and we’ll have the other fellow who bid
-along, too. By the way, who is he? I don’t ever
-remember to have seen him before. Do you know him?”</p>
-
-<p>Now what a chance here for a climax, for a real
-whipping finish, as it were. It might be arranged so
-that the girl would say sadly:</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, he holds the mortgage on the farm and has
-threatened to foreclose it if I don’t marry him. Oh,
-Billy, you must save me.”</p>
-
-<p>Then Billy would pull out his check book, pay the
-villain off to the penny and the man would go tearing
-out of the door shouting:</p>
-
-<p>“Foiled again, c-u-u-rses on you, but I’ll have revenge,”
-with the accent on revenge.</p>
-
-<p>But no such thing happened, because you see Curves
-never had an interest in a farm, and it is very much to
-be doubted if she knew anything about a father or
-mother. The result was that she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I suppose he’s some guy that’s been to the show
-and got stuck on my shape.”</p>
-
-<p>The honeymoon lasted six months, which was
-enough for Billy, and he beat it to New Orleans, while
-his friends told Curves that they thought he had committed
-suicide.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_15" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_136.jpg" width="439" height="632" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She went into the smoking car and calmly lighted a cigarette</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">137</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_14">CHEYENNE NELL; TRIMMER</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The gambler in this story came from the West to
-get a little New York money. He had been getting
-it for years from the Sierra Nevadas to El Paso, and
-from Seattle as far east as Omaha, which he said was
-far enough for anybody who liked fresh air, but he had
-struck a run of bad luck and one of his pals told him
-that the best way to break it was to trim a New York
-sucker.</p>
-
-<p>“They’re fly guys there all right,” remarked this
-same man, casually, “but the flyer they are the easier
-it is to trim them. I would sooner stack up against
-a stock broker that runs one of those bubble machines
-and can speak sixteen different languages than get
-into a game with a Kansas farmer any day. The
-farmer knows he ain’t in it and he’s got his eye out for
-a job every time; his coat is buttoned up so tight that
-he has contraction of the lungs and his heart doesn’t
-beat right, but the gink that knows it all thinks he’s
-so damned smart that he’s got everybody in the world
-in his corral, and those are the fellows you catch with
-their vests open.”</p>
-
-<p>All homely philosophy, but as true as gospel and
-worth looking into.</p>
-
-<p>So Big Ben—that was his name in the country
-where slouch hats are the real thing—pulled his
-freight one night and hit the Overland Flyer for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">138</span>
-Gotham. His name was Big Ben no longer, for the
-cards he carried in his vest pocket read:</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Benjamin F. Van Buren, Mining Engineer.</span></p>
-
-<p>He bought tickets for two at the station, and there
-is the heart of the story, as one of the tickets was
-for Cheyenne Nellie.</p>
-
-<p>The lady in the case is worth a paragraph at the
-very least, for she had the reputation of being the best
-short-card dealer in Texas, and at a game of bank,
-whether playing the cards or handling the box, she
-was there with the goods and never asked any odds on
-account of her sex.</p>
-
-<p>She had the long, slim hands of a card player, and
-if she hadn’t taken to the pasteboards she might have
-been a piano player and getting all kinds of money
-for hitting up the ivories at swell concerts. She was
-soft of voice and soft in manner, and all you had to
-do to make a lady out of her was to wrap her in a
-silk robe and she’d make the horses in the street
-turn around and look after her.</p>
-
-<p>On one memorable occasion she went into the smoking
-car of a Denver train and calmly lighting a cigarette,
-smoked it without deigning to notice the men
-around her.</p>
-
-<p>The trip was settled in a minute and in this way.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a long ride, Nell,” observed Ben, “to the
-place I’m going, and I’m afraid I’ll get lost or lonely,
-so if you’ll come along with me I’ll tog you out like
-a queen and give you the time of your life. Will
-you carry my brand for the trip?”</p>
-
-<p>“How big is your bank roll?” she asked, with an
-eye to the practical side of the proposition.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">139</span>
-“Twenty-seven hundred, and two thousand to draw
-on if I lose out.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s enough for a starter. What are you going
-to do—short-card ’em or bank ’em?”</p>
-
-<p>“Anything and everything including stud, and if I
-get the big bundle we’ll hike for that place across
-the big pond where the real games are. What’s the
-name of it—I forget now. I had it written down
-somewhere, but I guess I’ve lost it. It begins with
-an M I think, and there was a fellow at the show the
-other night who had it in his song about how he
-broke the bank there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you mean Monte Carlo.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, that’s it. We’ll go there and I’ll put you up
-against the game, for you always were hell when it
-came to a no-limit play.”</p>
-
-<p>One night stop-over in Chicago to see a show, and
-then, twenty-four hours later, Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin
-F. Van Buren, of Portland, Oregon, registered
-at the Waldorf-Astoria.</p>
-
-<p>“Kind of like a theatre, ain’t it?” remarked Ben,
-as they sat in the palm room after dinner. “Looks
-like Romeo and Juliet where the gal is on the gallery
-and the fellow with the skin-tight pants is asking her
-to come down and talk it over.”</p>
-
-<p>Men who are supposed to know say that New York
-is the loneliest place in the world, that is, if you don’t
-know anyone, and that a desert island is a center of
-population compared to it if you are not in right. On
-the face of it that looks like a good argument, but it
-is going to be disproved right here. Go to a big and
-fashionable hotel and register, then sit around and
-be a bit conspicuous, look like ready money, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">140</span>
-above all, easy money, and you’ll draw people like a
-Jack rose draws bees. They’ll find you out just as
-easily as the ferret gets to the timid rabbit—by going
-after you—and unless your heart is covered with callous
-spots and your pockets are fastened with safety
-pins, when you come to count up at night you’ll find
-you are short a bit of change. In this world, you
-know, things are not always what they seem, and the
-fellow who looks the wisest and talks the loudest isn’t
-the smartest any more than the man with the retreating
-forehead is the stupidest. The one with the cranium
-of a cocoanut may have spent all of his life developing
-the instinct of the hunter and the cunning
-of the fox, and that queer-shaped thing on top of
-his shoulders is the sign which he has hung out and
-which says as plainly as if the words were printed
-on his forehead: “Come on, boys, I’m easy; come
-and get my change.” I know all about this and speak
-from experience, for I used to sit in a poker game
-with a Dutchman who looked like a pinhead, and
-when the rest of us walked home he used to take a
-cab, because he had all the money, and his name was
-Schneider, too. What do you think of that?</p>
-
-<p>So before a week had gone by, Mr. and Mrs. Benjamin
-F. Van Buren were nodding and saying “How
-do you do?” and “Good morning” and “Good evening”
-to about twenty or thirty men who made the
-hotel their headquarters. Incidentally it was given
-out that Ben was on here to buy some machinery
-for one of his mines in Nevada and that he wouldn’t
-mind having a little fun with anything that came
-along so long as the stakes were not too big for a
-man of his modest disposition.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">141</span>
-The tip went down the line in the usual channels
-and then one rainy night a man who said confidentially
-that he was a banker suggested that as there was
-nothing else to do Mr. Van Buren could, if he felt
-so disposed, walk around to his hotel where there
-were two or three other good fellows, and they might
-have a little game of draw.</p>
-
-<p>“None of us want to go into big money, you know,”
-he said, apologetically, “for it’s simply a game among
-friends and it’s about as good a way to pass the time
-away as I know of. We don’t, as a rule, play with
-strangers, but I guess you’re all right, so come along.”</p>
-
-<p>“Look out for a cold deck, Ben,” whispered Nell as
-he started; “play light and close to your skin at the
-go-off, and it won’t hurt to lose a little at the start.”</p>
-
-<p>Wherever you go or whatever you do in this world,
-always take a woman’s tip—not the tip of every woman
-of course, but when you find one who delivers the
-goods at every jump out of the box and calls the turn
-on the case card nine times out of every ten, then be
-wise and attune your ears to her siren song, even
-though the notes seem to be a bit cracked at first and
-the cadenzas strike you as being skewed and off the
-key.</p>
-
-<p>There were five in the game, counting Ben, and up
-against the wall, like a new kind of decoration, was a
-Senegambian, whose business it was to see that the
-gentlemen had cigars to smoke and wine to drink
-without limit. Between deals they talked about business,
-how stocks were selling, what chance there was
-for a flyer in Steel, and if Depew intended to resign
-from the Senate or not. The play was light and reckless<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">142</span>
-and no one there seemed to care whether he won
-or lost.</p>
-
-<p>“We play two or three times a week,” explained
-one to Ben, while the African was getting a fresh
-pack, “and I consider poker the greatest thing in the
-world to take a man’s mind off his business. Is there
-any stock in your mine for sale? I wouldn’t mind
-taking a block if it looked right. So this is your first
-visit here? Well, we’ll try and make it pleasant for
-you while you stay, but you must reciprocate if we ever
-hit your country. Will you show us some shooting?”</p>
-
-<p>It went that way until Ben got to feeling a little
-easy in his play himself. But he couldn’t lose. Everything
-came his way, including jackpots, and when
-the silvery chimes of the clock on the mantel reminded
-them that it was one o’clock the play came to
-an end and the man from the West cashed in a matter
-of $72.</p>
-
-<p>“It was only a friendly game, Nell,” he said, when
-he woke her up from a sound sleep half an hour
-later. “They are simply a lot of good fellows and
-I couldn’t help winning, but they want revenge to-morrow
-night and then I’ll get some real money.”</p>
-
-<p>“Three thousand miles is a good long walk, Ben,”
-she said, “and that’s a little tune you want to keep
-humming to yourself all the time. The easy marks at
-cards all died during the time of the big wind and
-only the fly guys are left. You’re in a strange barn this
-trip, so don’t think that everything you see is hay.”</p>
-
-<p>From playing three nights a week they got down to
-playing every night, and Ben always came back with
-a small winning, but he wasn’t getting the money
-he was after and it got on his nerves.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">143</span>
-“It’s only chicken feed <em>I’m</em> winning,” he complained
-to her one night, “and it just about pays expenses.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, just you keep your shirt on, for I’m in with
-some nice old dames who think they are the real ones
-at bridge, and I’m thinking of getting a little of that
-same kind of feed myself—the real killing will come
-later. You never want to be in a hurry about those
-things, you know, because if you hurry them it’s all
-off. Get those fellows to play up in the room some
-night so I can look them over and see their style.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m next to their play all right,” he said, “They’ll
-stand to lose so much and no more and there ain’t one
-of them who would bet a thousand that he was alive.”</p>
-
-<p>“Invite them up, anyway. You’ve been drinking
-their booze and smoking their good cigars long
-enough. You ought to put up for them once in a
-while, and if they are all right you will have a few
-decent friends, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p>That’s how it happened that the play came off in
-No. 723.</p>
-
-<p>It was the smallest kind of a small and inoffensive
-game, unmarked by any incident or episode until one of
-the men, looking his hand over with unusual care, remarked
-in the most casual manner possible:</p>
-
-<p>“If I had the nerve I have a hand here that I would
-like to bet big on.”</p>
-
-<p>“How big?” asked Ben, taking another look at the
-cards that had been dealt to him.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know much about poker, but I think a
-thousand would be about right to start with.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mine looks worth that much to me,” said Ben,
-with his face like a mask.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">144</span>
-“I’m game; does a check go?”</p>
-
-<p>Over in one corner of the room, with a novel before
-her, sat Nell. She was almost directly opposite Ben,
-and as he looked up he saw the upper lid of her left
-eye droop slowly, recover, and then droop again. He
-skinned his cards and looked them carefully over. The
-pips showed four kings and an ace, pat. It was worth
-big money in any four-handed game, and he knew it.</p>
-
-<p>“Does a check go?” came the query again.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I weaken; I thought I had a better hand.
-You’ve got me beat from the start.”</p>
-
-<p>It might be made a long story from this point on,
-but there is not room here to tell in detail how half
-an hour later Nell rose from her comfortable seat in
-the armchair in the corner, and walking over to the
-table manifested a slight interest in the game, and
-after one or two more hands had been dealt, thought
-she would like to play if the gentlemen didn’t object,
-which they didn’t. How she played like any woman
-would be expected to play, losing angrily and winning
-sweetly, until on one of her deals, Ben found
-himself in possession of a hand which only needed the
-ace to make a royal flush. The limit was raised before
-the draw, then taken off altogether, and the
-money began to pile itself on the mahogany. Then
-they drew for cards, and when Ben looked things
-over he found in his one card draw the ace that made
-his hand good.</p>
-
-<p>“Mine is worth $500,” remarked the player opposite
-him.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll kiss mine good-bye,” said Nell, as she dropped
-her pasteboards in the discard.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">145</span>
-“Raise you $500,” put in Ben, looking at the first
-bettor.</p>
-
-<p>“Five hundred more,” was the third man’s bid.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s too hot for me,” was the comment of the
-fourth, as he pushed his cards away from him.</p>
-
-<p>It was raised in jumps of $500 until there was
-about $11,000 up, and Ben had been boosting every
-raise as fast as it came to him.</p>
-
-<p>Then the call was made and the show-down was
-worth going miles to see, for the battle at the finish
-had narrowed down to Ben and one other.</p>
-
-<p>“Take a check for the next bet?” asked the other.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” came the terse answer.</p>
-
-<p>“Then I’ll have to call you. But I’ve got you
-beaten!”</p>
-
-<p>For answer Ben spread out his invincibles.</p>
-
-<p>For a moment the silence was painful.</p>
-
-<p>“Are they good?” asked Ben.</p>
-
-<p>“You know damned well they are,” came the answer.</p>
-
-<p>Then Mr. Benjamin Van Buren, mining engineer,
-of Portland, Ore., gathered in the oof in the most
-leisurely manner possible.</p>
-
-<p>“Now you can buy me that new hat you promised
-me, can’t you, Ben?” said Nellie.</p>
-
-<p>“I sure can buy you a dozen hats now if you want
-them.”</p>
-
-<p>Exactly thirty minutes later three men were lined
-up against the bar below.</p>
-
-<p>“You can talk from here to the Coast, if you want
-to,” said one, “but I tell you the woman did the trick.
-Didn’t she deal the cards? I tell you she short-carded
-us. She’s a gold mine.”</p>
-
-<div id="illo_16" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_146.jpg" width="439" height="631" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She had one or two fights on her hands, but she always won out</div></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">147</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_15">TRAGEDY OF A DANCE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>It was just a plain unpretentious flat in New York,
-the kind that is rented for about $40 a month. You
-know the style—four or five rooms and bath and a
-narrow little space which is dignified by the name of
-private hall, and which is supposed to be the real thing
-in living apartments. It was furnished in the way in
-which anyone would expect, and an auction sale
-wouldn’t net more than $50 for everything that was
-there.</p>
-
-<p>In the front room sat a man who wasn’t as old as he
-looked, but whose apparent age was caused by ten
-hours a day in an attempt to make a living for himself.
-For twenty years he had been ground down by fate,
-and at the end of it all he had nothing, and he was
-in debt to the world for exactly three score of years.</p>
-
-<p>Now at the last mile post he had come face to face
-with a tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>In one calloused hand he held a telegram. In the
-other was the photograph of a girl—good looking in a
-way, saucy, blue-eyed and blonde. It had been taken
-in theatrical costume and that told half of the story.
-The other half was in the telegram.</p>
-
-<p>He wiped his eyes with the back of his hand and
-read again:</p>
-
-<p>“Your daughter died in the hospital here to-day;
-please advise as to the disposition of the remains.”</p>
-
-<p>It bore date of a Southern city, and was signed by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">148</span>
-the manager of a barn-storming company of show
-people.</p>
-
-<p>If you read the newspapers you must have read part
-of the story. You will read the rest of it here—the
-part that wasn’t told, because an ordinary chorus girl
-isn’t of sufficient importance to take up more than a
-very little space in the prints, unless, of course, she
-does something so violently tragic and sensational that
-she rises above the common herd and becomes at
-once a figure of almost national importance, like the
-young woman who once tried to shoot a senator, or the
-one who danced nude before a select company of
-young spendthrifts, or the one who made $50,000 in
-stocks with the kind assistance of a “gentleman friend.”</p>
-
-<p>Just four months before, the old man’s daughter had
-been working in a big dry goods store—a mill that
-grinds pretty fine sometimes—and one day she attracted
-the attention of a man who was putting a show
-out on the Southern tour. He saw talent in her, or at
-least he thought he did, but if the truth were to be told
-he fell in love with her, and came to the conclusion
-that she would make a better traveling companion
-than anyone he had seen so far—this season. He had
-a code of morals that was iron clad, but wouldn’t stand
-investigating. In his eyes they were all cattle, and
-like cattle he graded them.</p>
-
-<p>But this isn’t going to be a moral story, because it
-is the truth.</p>
-
-<p>If you want morality nowadays you will have to go
-to fiction, where the man always marries the girl and
-they live happily ever after. It sounds nice and leaves
-a sweet taste in the mouth, but it is a long cry from
-the truth except in a few rare cases.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">149</span>
-So here’s the picture, about as commonplace as it
-can be made.</p>
-
-<p>A girl with visions of the stage, a dream of a life of
-ease and luxury, imagining that some day she will be a
-performer of merit; a violent hatred of the unending
-routine of the store, and ready at a moment’s notice
-to turn her back on the old man in the flat.</p>
-
-<p>Isn’t that the way?</p>
-
-<p>Bring them into the world, care for them and nurse
-them. Worry over their little troubles, deny yourself
-that they may have more; sacrifice everything for
-their happiness, and then at the critical moment when
-they might become a comfort instead of a care, presto!
-along comes a man with a line of talk that would
-make a cat on a back yard fence take to cover, and away
-they go, saying good-by if they happen to think of it,
-and forgetting that there are such things in the world
-as obligation or gratitude.</p>
-
-<p>But this isn’t really what I started to say. You see,
-I have a brother who is a minister, and I am under
-the impression that he is teaching me bad habits—that
-is, if it is a bad habit to sit down and preach about
-a lot of things that are wrong when you would probably
-do the same things you condemn in others. It’s
-a case of don’t do as I do, but do as I say.</p>
-
-<p>It’s a cinch to tell other people to do the right thing,
-but it’s another thing to be on the level yourself.</p>
-
-<p>After that little digression I’ll show you this girl on
-the road singing choruses with the bunch, and just a
-bit swell-headed because she was in a position to call
-the manager by his first name. That didn’t help her
-with the rest of the crowd any, and they called her
-names when they were where she couldn’t hear them,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">150</span>
-while at the same time there wasn’t one of them who
-wouldn’t have changed places with her in a holy
-minute.</p>
-
-<p>She had one or two fights on her hands, but she
-always won out.</p>
-
-<p>The manager found out she had a figure that would
-have been worth a place in the front row of the merry-merry
-of Weber and Fields when that firm was at its
-best. Here was a chance that a good, clever, astute
-fellow like him couldn’t very well overlook, and he proceeded
-to have her taught a few dances of the kind that
-are not sanctioned in polite society, or even on the
-stage, or which make any pretence to being legitimate.
-He was working on the principle that all is
-grist that comes to the mill, and he was also looking
-ahead.</p>
-
-<p>There are, as a rule, a pretty gay lot of boys in those
-Southern towns, and they are not averse to paying a
-good bit of money for a show after the show, especially
-if it is the kind that is forbidden. If the sensuous
-dance of the Nautch girl can be imitated in all of its
-windings, twistings and quiverings by a shapely American
-girl whose disregard for clothing amounts to almost
-contempt—that is, on certain occasions—there is
-enough money to make it an object not only for the
-performer but the manager.</p>
-
-<p>“I am going to put you up against a proposition that
-will make the hit of your life,” was the way he started
-it.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s me,” she said; “what is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, do a stunt in the altogether for the sports.”
-Then he took a couple of extra puffs at his cigar to
-keep his nerve up.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">151</span>
-“The altogether—what’s that?”</p>
-
-<p>She had an idea what it was, but she wanted to get
-it straight.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s all the rage down here—you dance without
-much clothes on. All the girls are wild to get some of
-the money, but there’s nothing doing with them, for
-your figure will make them look like a lot of kippered
-herrings that’s been smoked for a week. You see,
-we’re in this business for the coin, and we might as
-well get it and get it quick. If we don’t there’ll be a
-thousand others after it. It’s a case of take it or leave it
-and it’s up to you. How about it?”</p>
-
-<p>He stiffened her up so she was willing to make good.
-He told her she had enough curves to make the Venus
-de Medici look like a barn door, and that she was a
-peach with the original bloom on, all of which she
-believed because it was pleasant for her to hear, and
-was getting a bit stuck on herself. It was a modern
-case of showing Eve all over again where the golden
-apple grew, and inducing her to reach up and get it.</p>
-
-<p>The first trick was to come off at Memphis, Tenn.,
-where a lot of hot sports wanted something so full of
-ginger that they would have put ice on the backs of
-their necks to keep the temperature down below the
-100 mark. A committee of two called on him at the
-stage entrance, and after declaring themselves asked
-him if he had anybody with the outfit who could make
-good. After the preliminary skirmish it settled down
-to a question of price, and the matter was soon arranged,
-and half an hour later Daddy’s girl got the tip
-that she was expected to be on the job when the clock
-struck twelve, with a carriage to and from the hotel
-as a compliment to her superb figure.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">152</span>
-No good hardened old pelter would have halted at
-this hurdle, and would have gone at it with a keen
-relish, but you must know that this was the first season
-out for this girl, and when it came to the time that
-she was to let go all that kept her from appearing in
-the costume that Mother Eve is supposed to have worn
-in the Garden of Eden, she promptly lost her nerve.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think I can do this thing, Jim,” she remarked
-to the manager as they were leaving the
-theatre together. “It didn’t seem so bad at first, but
-now I don’t quite like the idea of it. I never did anything
-like this before, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I know,” he answered quickly, “but you
-want the money, don’t you? Do you want to be a
-piker all your life? Why, you’ll get more for a stunt
-like this than you can make in a month doing anything
-else. Just think of that.”</p>
-
-<p>He was keen enough to see, however, that she was
-inclined to quit at any moment, but there was no proposition
-an old seasoned campaigner like him couldn’t
-handle, and when they went into the hotel cafe together
-he had framed things up to his own satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m going to blow you to a bottle of wine to-night,
-and while we’re waiting for it we’ll have a cocktail.”</p>
-
-<p>He figured on dulling her sense of morality with
-drinks, and he went at it in the most businesslike
-manner possible.</p>
-
-<p>Before the wine a cocktail with a cherry, then another
-cocktail. Three pints of extra dry, most of
-which she lapped up simply because it was champagne
-and was expensive, and then she was in a mood that
-was at once mellow and reckless.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on,” he said, when the last drop had been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">153</span>
-drained. “Come on, the wagon is waiting and if you
-make a hit you won’t need to bother about those new
-dresses you wanted last week, for here is where you
-get next to a real gold mine. Why, there ain’t a girl
-in the show that wouldn’t go to the deuce to get this
-chance.”</p>
-
-<p>She assented, but through it all she had a hazy idea
-that it was wrong and that she ought to back out. But
-just think of almost three pints of wine seething and
-bubbling inside of her while she is trying to discriminate
-between right and wrong. I tell you it’s impossible,
-for when the corks pop often enough it’s hell let
-loose, and a girl has to protect herself in the breakaway
-every time, with the odds against her.</p>
-
-<p>And now, a big room, carpeted, with palms on pedestals
-here and there, giving it an air of luxury, and a
-platform at one end. Fifty men, young and old, seated
-in chairs that were lined up like a regiment were waiting
-expectantly. The smoke from many cigars and
-cigarettes filled the air, and the monologue man who
-was trying to interest them with funny stories knew he
-was up against it and that he was only filling in time
-until the big show should be ready. He told everything
-he knew, but never a smile was cracked, and
-when he came to a finish he walked off angrily.</p>
-
-<p>The three musicians began a new tune with mournful
-cadences, but with a swing that suggested sinuous
-movements. The two violins wailed out the minor
-chords, and the piano trailed the bass. Somewhere
-from behind came the sharp snap of a man’s fingers
-and the lights went down and the theme of the music
-was changed.</p>
-
-<p>“The Dance of the Dawn, gentlemen,” came a voice<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">154</span>
-from out of the darkness and the fifty straightened up
-in their seats expectantly.</p>
-
-<p>A shape crept out upon the stage and moved in time
-to the music. Then the lights gradually began to go
-up a little at a time until at last the face and figure of
-the dancer were visible. She was clad in transparent
-gauze, with Turkish trousers and a bolero to match,
-and her swayings were artistic and graceful. But there
-was no reason in them. They were mechanical and
-lifeless. She moved by instinct and intuition and the
-impression the dance sought to convey was lost. The
-manager himself worked the cymbals which punctuated
-the finish of each measure, and at the final crash
-the stage was once more shrouded in darkness.</p>
-
-<p>Lights up and then the second announcement:</p>
-
-<p>“The Dance of Nature.”</p>
-
-<p>That soothing music was born in the brain of a Calcutta
-idealist who knew how to put the tip of his finger
-on the pulse of the senses. Three second-rate performers
-ground it out, but with all their mediocrity
-they couldn’t kill its charm, even though they dulled
-it somewhat.</p>
-
-<p>Here was the real thing at last, and fifty pairs of
-eyes were glistening in anticipation.</p>
-
-<p>The moment’s wait seemed like an hour, and then a
-girl’s voice broke what seemed to be a spell:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I can’t, Jim, I can’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve got to, it’s too late to back out now.”</p>
-
-<p>“I won’t, I tell you, not for anybody.”</p>
-
-<p>The next instant the nude figure of the girl was
-catapulted out upon the platform—a figure which
-dropped to its knees and then tumbled over on its face
-and lay there in a quivering heap sobbing violently.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">155</span>
-A tall man with snow-white mustache rose slowly
-from his seat in the second row. He turned around to
-face the rest, and then said, as calmly as if he were in
-his own house:</p>
-
-<p>“Gentlemen, I protest; this must not go on. It is
-disgraceful.”</p>
-
-<p>He picked up his hat and coat and started for the
-door.</p>
-
-<p>In five minutes the room was empty. The girl had
-been pulled back of the scenes by a cursing manager,
-but she might as well have been dumb for all she heard.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a mutt,” he was saying; “here you’ve had
-your chance and quit, and you’ve made a sucker out of
-me, too. I can’t look any of those people in the face
-again.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course, he didn’t consider where she figured.</p>
-
-<p>Then he walked out and left her there with a skirt
-wrapped around her as her only covering.</p>
-
-<p>The janitor found her when he came to turn out the
-lights.</p>
-
-<p>She was partly dressed then, and shivering. He
-helped her finish dressing, and then he went out to
-get her a drink to warm her up a bit.</p>
-
-<p>Later she wandered out and got another drink to
-make her forget and still another that her mind might
-be blank.</p>
-
-<p>At daybreak she was in the hospital in a state of
-coma from which nothing could rouse her. She never
-came back again, and when the call-boy in the theatre
-in the next town was calling out: “Fifteen minutes—first
-act,” she died.</p>
-
-<p>Yet his friends say the manager is one of the best
-fellows in the business.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_17" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_156.jpg" width="448" height="634" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She had danced the fandango in a way that made the Mexicans cheer</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">157</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_16">THE MONOLOGUE GIRL’S STORY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>It was after the show that there were four of us
-sitting at the round table in the back room of The
-Dutchman’s on Third avenue. It’s a pretty good
-place, that self-same back room, and the big steins of
-beer are pretty good, too, with a heaping plate of
-pretzels always on the side and a sandwich to be had
-by pressing the button.</p>
-
-<p>There was Al Fostell, the German comedian, who
-ought to have been in the legitimate long ago; Harry
-Ferguson, famous for his impersonation of <i>Happy
-Hooligan</i>; Harry’s wife, Lulu Beeson, the Star of
-Texas, and so great a dancer that she has a Richard
-K. Fox medal about as long as her arm, which any
-beskirted performer can get by beating her at the
-soft shoe buck; and one other, whom I shall simply
-designate as The Girl, because, even though she plays
-a star part in this, she doesn’t want to be known to
-the general public.</p>
-
-<p>The Girl was brilliant, versatile and clever. She
-took it into her head to become a dancer once, and
-among other things she learned the fandango. She
-went to Mexico with a troupe and danced that famous
-measure in a way that made them cheer her to
-the echo. She played faro bank and won enough to
-keep her in clothes for a year.</p>
-
-<p>The talk had drifted on marriage and Fostell started
-things.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">158</span>
-“I have been married a good many years, more than
-I care to tell,” he said, “and I have been trying to
-induce my daughter to call me uncle so they won’t
-get on to me. I claim that a performer’s domestic life
-can be just as pure and happy as that of a business
-man. I agree that there is a lot of immorality in the
-profession, but you’ll always find a lot of outsiders
-helping things along. There are times when we seem
-to be targets for the whole world to shoot at.”</p>
-
-<p>“In my opinion,” put in Ferguson, “the performers
-who are in the business to make a living on their
-merits are for the most part decent people whose lives
-are an open book. The women of the chorus of the
-big shows on Broadway—the kind who haven’t a line
-to speak and who couldn’t speak it if they had—are
-responsible in the main for all of these sweeping
-charges of immorality. Our children are born in the
-shadow of the theatre, and a great part of their lives
-are spent in the green rooms and dressing rooms. We
-try to do the best we can by them and bring them
-up properly.”</p>
-
-<p>Then The Girl, who can tell stories and sing in a
-most charming way, and who for that reason has a
-salary that is worth considering, broke in:</p>
-
-<p>“You men with wives sit back and talk of morality
-and all that sort of thing and you don’t know what it
-means. You two are lucky because you have married
-good women who look after your interests and bring
-your children up as best they can under the circumstances.
-You only see things from the viewpoint of
-the male animal, who is used to being waited on and
-catered to. The average man says, ‘I am handsome,’
-‘I am great,’ ‘I am distinguished,’ or ‘I am the real<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">159</span>
-one,’ as the case may be. He sees a girl whose appearance
-catches his fancy and straightway he must
-have her. He likes her and that settles it. It makes
-no difference whether or not she likes him—her feelings
-are not to be considered. He is the one. If his
-passion is a strong one he pursues her to the finish
-and hounds her. If she still holds out he becomes
-actuated by a motive of revenge and so he sets out to
-try to injure her, to prevent her from making a living
-that she may feel the pinch of poverty. He uses all
-the influence at his command to crush and humiliate
-her, and then he taunts her.</p>
-
-<p>“Boys, I’ve been through the mill and I know what
-I’m talking about. I’m a kid no longer, and I wouldn’t
-marry the best man on earth, nor tie myself up to him
-for either a definite or an indefinite length of time.
-No double acts for me, but monologues from now on
-until I get my 23.</p>
-
-<p>“Let me tell you something you never heard before.</p>
-
-<p>“One night I went down to the Battery and sat on
-the sea wall there for hours looking at the water
-smashing away at the rocks. It was moonlight and
-almost bright enough to read a paper. I had enough
-to think of while I was sitting there and I thought it,
-too. I know what it is to have a whirring sound in
-your brain, for I had it then. I was trying to get up
-enough courage to throw myself overboard, for I
-really wanted to die. I had seen all of life and of men
-that I wanted and had enough. I had been driven by
-a man from the place where I lived to the jumping-off
-spot as coldly, and calmly, and deliberately as a
-drover would direct the course of a steer to the abattoir.
-He had made living impossible for me.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">160</span>
-“Those noises in my head had reached that stage
-where they were like the sound of the L road trains
-going past your windows at night when you’re trying
-to sleep, but the stronger they grew the less they annoyed
-me, and the idea came to me that if I wished
-hard enough death would come very easy.</p>
-
-<p>“You know that old act of mine where I used to
-imitate a woman who had gone insane from grief at
-being abandoned by her lover? You know what a hit
-it always made. Well, it’s nothing like the real thing.
-Heart-breaking grief in its highest form is quiet. It
-doesn’t want the limelight or stage center, but a dark
-corner and seclusion. It wants to be left alone.</p>
-
-<p>“The next thing I remember was someone saying
-to me ‘Come out of here; what are you trying to do—drown
-yourself?’</p>
-
-<p>“And there I was in the water up to my waist with
-a policeman holding me by the arm. He turned me
-around so that I faced the wall again and we walked
-back to where he helped me up. Then he took me,
-all dripping and so cold that I had no feeling at all,
-to the station house, where I was charged, under a most
-absurd law, with attempted suicide. They were humane
-enough to send for an ambulance and I was taken
-to the hospital and fixed up so I could appear in court
-the next morning. The man was there—the man with
-his sneering smile and his air of well-fed comfort. He
-had come down to look me over. He probably wanted
-to see the girl who had refused nearly everything that
-money could get, simply because she was not for sale
-and couldn’t be bought like a new scarf or a hat of the
-latest mode. He also wanted to parade his prosperity
-before my misery, probably that before anything else.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">161</span>
-Even he must have pitied me because of my position,
-and he edged over to where I was and whispered:</p>
-
-<p>“‘It isn’t too late yet, and I want to help you.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘You mean that you want to get me out of here?’
-I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“‘Yes,’ he said eagerly, ‘I want to get you out.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘Well, if I were you,’ I told him, ‘I wouldn’t take
-any chances because if I get out of here and you ever
-speak to me again I will do the very best I can to kill
-you.’</p>
-
-<p>“He shrank back as if he had been stung, and so
-great was his terror that I almost laughed at him.
-Then he turned and walked away.</p>
-
-<p>“That is the curtain of my story. I could begin at
-the beginning and make it a long one, but what’s the
-use? I could make a romance of it, or even a tragedy,
-and now that I am my sane self I could even make it
-a comedy. I could go over the list of things he promised
-me and what he promised to do for me, and you
-would think he had all the wealth of the Bank of England
-at his back, but his mind ran in a groove so narrow
-and his manner was so offensive that the only
-thing that kept him in the human being class was the
-fact that his nostrils were not shaped like those of a
-swine, and that instead of grunting he used language
-that was fairly intelligible. But for once he was toppled
-from his self-built pedestal and he crashed down
-in the wreck of his own self-conceit. Men like that
-make the world seem immoral and immoral in fact,
-and a few such as he would degrade the noblest profession
-in the world. Egotists and atheists, believing
-in nothing save self, they taint a community like a
-plague.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">162</span>
-“Bring us some more beer, Billy, for I’m going
-home. I’m tired and dead to the world.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wouldn’t like to be the man you hated,” said
-Ferguson.</p>
-
-<p>“My boy, I can neither hate nor love, I am simply
-numb. I have had seven proposals of marriage, both
-in the profession and out of it, but there was nothing
-doing. I am absolutely emotionless. I ask no favors
-on account of my sex and I owe my allegiance to no
-man. But I am watching my tormentor growing
-gradually old. I see him once in a while, you know,
-and I am keeping track of him. It’s my one joy in
-life. The gray has come into his hair and it is turning
-white and the wrinkles are spreading themselves over
-his face like avenging fingers. I know he is not
-really happy, although he pretends to be, and some
-day, in some luxurious apartment, he’ll lie dying. A
-million dollars will not give him one more breath
-nor would a hundred millions add one more day to
-his existence, and when he is very close to that gate
-which always opens inward and from which there is
-no retreat and I really know that he is going, then
-I will laugh; not the kind of a laugh you know, boys,
-but the kind of a laugh that follows a soul across the
-border line of death and which keeps echoing for
-ages.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did you ever play the part of <i>Ophelia</i>?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“No, but I could.”</p>
-
-<p>And we all believed her.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">163</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_17">A TWISTED LOVE AFFAIR</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>This is the story of a wooing that went astray.</p>
-
-<p>There are many such stories floating around, and
-they are all good, if they could only be told. But
-there is the trouble, for, like family skeletons, they are
-sunk so deep in the cellar or locked up so securely in
-the closet that there is no getting to them, even for a
-minute.</p>
-
-<p>How these two met or where they met is of no material
-difference, and here is where a romantic touch
-might be introduced. The truth is that they came face
-to face with each other on the boardwalk at Atlantic
-City. He had been up to old Vienna while she had
-taken in the show on the Pier. A dozen or more of
-those high steins of Pilsner had made him a bit reckless,
-and that was his only excuse. She was lonely,
-and that was hers. It’s a great combination, like guncotton
-and a match. All right apart, but let them meet
-and the result is pyrotechnical. When they were
-twenty feet apart there was a sudden flash of lightning
-of the vivid brand they have on the Jersey shore, followed
-by a crash of thunder heavy enough to make a
-cigar store Indian step down and crawl under his
-pedestal. Then a few drops of rain about the size of
-a quarter, and a general scurrying for shelter.</p>
-
-<p>The man whistled for a covered rolling chair, and
-the girl with eyes shut and head down ran directly
-into his arms.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_18" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_164.jpg" width="440" height="653" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Atlantic City is the place for sporty girls who play the game to the limit</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">165</span>
-She recoiled like a rubber ball that has been thrown
-up against a brick wall, while he felt to see if his watch
-was still fast in the mooring at his vest.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I beg your pardon,” and she gathered up her
-skirts as she prepared for another flight.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t mention it,” he answered with admiration,
-“but I think you could beat Jeffries if you were trained
-down a bit.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sir!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now don’t sir me; it’s raining and that blanket of
-yours won’t stand water. I’ve an option on the only
-chair in sight. It’s yours; help yourself, and if you
-don’t mind I’ll go as far as my hotel. Are you on the
-job?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think——” she began severely, when the
-lightning broke out again and interrupted her.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t have to think,” he said. “Jump in and
-keep out of the wet. People don’t think at Atlantic
-City; they get on the job quick,” and he motioned the
-walking delegate with the perambulator to move up.</p>
-
-<p>“All right,” she said, resignedly.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course it’s all right, for you get home dry while
-I have a chance to meet a good fellow. Now let’s introduce.
-My name is Ben. There’s another part to it,
-but it don’t make any difference here. What’s yours?”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t lose any time, do you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Never was known to so far. Come on, what is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Bess,” she answered.</p>
-
-<p>“Bess; great; sounds like a sport. Not hard to say
-and rhymes with ‘bless’ and ‘yes’ and a lot of other
-words. Now, Bess, you and I are going to have one
-little drink just to celebrate. You know the old saying—wet
-out and wet in. The wise gink who’s pushing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">166</span>
-this van is heading me back to where I came from, I
-see; Old Vienna. I wonder if he gets a commission?
-Just because I like you, and because your hair matches
-my tie I’ll blow you to anything you like from a second-story
-stein up to a bottle—large or small, according to
-your capacity. How about it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose you think because you got me in this
-absurd wicker basket before I could call a policeman
-and have you arrested for insulting me that any proposition
-you make from now on will not be objected to.
-Perhaps, because I made the fatal mistake of being
-alone on the walk at night, you, too, have made a
-mistake.”</p>
-
-<p>“I never make mistakes, but this time I overlooked
-the fact that I am hungry. So we’ll get the large
-bottle and something to eat on the side and between
-drinks we’ll tell each other the story of our past lives,
-and we’ll make a bet on whose is the best.”</p>
-
-<p>Half an hour later they were like a couple of chums
-who had known each other for years, and she was calling
-him Ben as if she had been raised with him.</p>
-
-<p>That was not quite a year ago, and it is only introduced
-in order that the story might be told from the
-very beginning.</p>
-
-<p>A thousand trifling things happen in life which often
-turn the tide or change the course of events. A man,
-because his watch is a few minutes late, misses a train
-which is wrecked and thus saves his life; again he
-goes down one street instead of another, for no reason
-that he knows of, and avoids a catastrophe or misses
-an opportunity; he goes here instead of there and
-something occurs which changes the course of his path
-from that point on to the grave. Call it fate if you like,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">167</span>
-but whatever it is it is inevitable and inexorable, and
-no human will has been found that is strong enough
-to resist it. It is like the call of “Hands up” coming
-from the desperado with a revolver. There is no alternative.
-In some cases it is impulse, a seventh sense, or
-pure luck—good or bad—according to results, or even
-intuition. The wise man says that what is to be will be
-and trails along in contentment. Others fight it out
-and come forth beaten in the end.</p>
-
-<p>The two of this story came back to New York hopelessly
-in love with each other, and at that time, so far
-as I know, it wasn’t the commercial love of the twentieth
-century, ready to switch and change as soon as
-the sun went under the first cloud. They met two,
-three and four times a week, first in one place and
-then in another, and they knocked about town like a
-pair of happy-go-lucky Bohemians with the rent paid
-a year in advance.</p>
-
-<p>“Some day,” he said to her once, “when I am quite
-free to do as I like I’m going to marry you, and then
-all of this running to cover like a pair of rabbits chased
-by a brown ferret that you can’t see will stop.”</p>
-
-<p>“How do you know that I would marry you even if
-you wanted it?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll argue that point when the time comes,” was
-the answer.</p>
-
-<p>“Now that we’ve known each other for so long a
-time—at least it seems long to me—I’ve a confession
-to make to you. I ought to have told you before, but
-it isn’t too late now.”</p>
-
-<p>“Save your confession as I’m saving mine,” he said.
-“I never knew these past life stories to do any good,
-for both men and women make mistakes, and they<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">168</span>
-ought to do with them as the doctors do with their
-failures—bury them.”</p>
-
-<p>“But we are doing wrong now.”</p>
-
-<p>“The boy up the farmer’s tree filling his pocket with
-apples is happy until he is caught. My motto is to get
-as many apples as you can until you hear the farmer
-coming and then beat it while you have the wind with
-you. It doesn’t require as much nerve as you think,
-and any time the game isn’t worth it quit. The beaten
-man in a fight, if he is game, always gets as much applause
-as the victor and sometimes a great deal more.
-I have seen the time when it was better to lose than to
-win, strange as that may seem. I don’t believe in
-figuring on what is to be years from now because I
-may be dead. There is no to-morrow in life—it is all
-to-day. If battles have been won, cities destroyed,
-empires established and colossal fortunes swept away
-in an hour what chance has a man—a mere atom on
-the earth—to speculate in futures? The typhoid germ
-upon an oyster, the invisible microbe of consumption
-eaten or breathed in with a thousand other death-dealing
-mites, can kill him as surely as a thunderbolt
-or a drop of cyanide of potassium. Upon your hands
-and your face at this moment are the bacteria of lockjaw
-only waiting for a scratch or a wound of some
-kind to enter your veins. Yet you do not worry about
-that. You see you have me talking about things I do
-not like and it will take at least another pint to get
-the taste out of my mouth. Accept my advice, if the
-sun is shining for you now don’t fear the coming
-night.”</p>
-
-<p>Through all the winter he never knew where she
-lived or how she lived and he didn’t care, and that was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">169</span>
-because he was a philosopher, and she knew as little
-about him as he did about her. A future meeting was
-always arranged upon the heels of the previous one.
-Her name was Bess and his was Ben and that was
-sufficient.</p>
-
-<p>Very queer, of course, and almost unbelievable, but
-true nevertheless.</p>
-
-<p>And all the while the match was getting nearer to
-the guncotton and neither knew it. Playing with fire
-had come to be such a habit with these two that they
-didn’t fear the flames.</p>
-
-<p>It was at a nice little afternoon luncheon that she became
-first serious and then confidential. They had
-reached the coffee stage—the proper time to put your
-elbows on the table and talk—when she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Ben, I want $5,000.”</p>
-
-<p>At that particular moment he was lighting a cigarette
-and he didn’t look up for a full minute, which is a
-very long while if you only know the real value of
-time.</p>
-
-<p>“What for?” he asked, finally.</p>
-
-<p>“I am married, you know. I mean you don’t know
-it, but I’m telling you now, and I want to get a divorce.
-I have been collecting evidence and I have all I want,
-but I shall have to get a lawyer, and I shall also have
-to live until the case is disposed of.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why didn’t you consult me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why should I until I was ready?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m a lawyer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Would you take the case?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, but I could advise you.”</p>
-
-<p>So he did, and being a very smart lawyer instead of
-giving her a check for the money she wanted he gave<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">170</span>
-her what in his opinion was $5,000 worth of advice.
-You see, the substance of his love of the fall had fallen
-away to a shadow, and hard-headed business men
-don’t invest in shadows or even pay money to build a
-monument over a sentiment that is either dead or
-dying. Hearts are rarely trumps; spades have the call
-to-day.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m going ahead anyhow,” she went on, “and I suppose
-when I am free that even your memory will suffer
-from an attack of dry rot, and that you’ll forget
-everything you have ever said to me—or deny it, which
-amounts to the same thing in the end.”</p>
-
-<p>So the next day she told her story to a lawyer, not
-the story of Ben and the dinners, but the tales of the
-man to whom she was married, and when she produced
-certain dates and facts she was told she had the
-clearest kind of a clear case and that it would go
-through with bells on, with hubby paying the shot.</p>
-
-<p>The complaint was drawn up and the papers served;
-and here comes the great part of this recital.</p>
-
-<p>Just one week later a clean-cut, well-built young
-business man, of about 35, walked into Ben’s office and
-asked for a consultation.</p>
-
-<p>“You have been recommended to me,” he began, “by
-a business friend of mine. I have been sued for divorce
-by my wife. My morals are none too good, but
-neither are hers. Will you take the case and defend
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Ben, “I’ll take it,” and he called a stenographer.
-“Dictate your story to her and then see me
-to-morrow, when I will have the papers drawn up. If
-your counter charges amount to anything at all we can
-beat her—that is, if you want to beat her. As I understand<span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">171</span>
-it you don’t want her to get a divorce from you?”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s it exactly. It isn’t that I care a rap, but I
-don’t care to be made a scapegoat, and I think when
-she knows what kind of an answer I have she’ll drop
-the whole case and take to the woods, which will suit
-me down to the ground.”</p>
-
-<p>At 11 o’clock Ben saw the transcribed notes of the
-amanuensis and he hadn’t read more than ten lines
-when he jumped from his chair as though it had suddenly
-become red-hot.</p>
-
-<p>“Miss Bates,” he called sharply, “bring me your note
-book.”</p>
-
-<p>In she came and handed it to him.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll say nothing about this?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir,” but there was the suggestion of a smile
-around the corners of her mouth.</p>
-
-<p>He thrust it in his pocket and in a minute was out of
-the door.</p>
-
-<p>There was a little luncheon date on with Bess for 12
-o’clock, but he couldn’t wait. He was at the appointed
-place a full hour before the time, and he sat at the
-table glaring at the door. Exactly on the stroke of
-the hour she came in smiling.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Ben, what’s the matter? You look as though
-you had been struck by a blizzard.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have. Read that,” and he handed two typewritten
-sheets to her. “You’ll have to drop that case of yours,
-and drop it quick, too. Your husband had the nerve
-to retain me to defend him; and in his counter charges
-he names me as your co-respondent, and I’m damned
-if he hasn’t got every move we ever made pat and to
-the minute. He’s been on to everything.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">172</span>
-He looked up suddenly and a look of suspicion came
-over his face.</p>
-
-<p>“What is this, a job? Have you two been working
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>“You contemptible thing,” she whispered, “you have
-the mind of a street sweeper. How dare you talk
-to me like that after all our——”</p>
-
-<p>Two tears came into her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“If I were a man I would fight you and you wouldn’t
-dare to fight back. You’d run. Do you hear that—you’d
-run away, because you are a coward. I could
-make you run away now if I wanted, because you
-are afraid.”</p>
-
-<p>Then she turned and walked out of the place without
-even so much as looking behind her, and the man was
-left with a lot of typewritten sheets clutched in one
-hand and a stenographer’s note book in the other.</p>
-
-<p>There was never any suit, but if you happen to New
-York any day during the winter months I’ll show you
-this couple—Bess who made a little mistake and
-stepped out to where the daisies grow once or twice—and
-her husband, who won because he was willing to
-wait.</p>
-
-<p>It sounds like a romance, I know, but it’s all true,
-every word of it, for the little stenographer told me
-the most of it.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_172" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 18em;">
- <img src="images/i_172.png" width="282" height="60" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">173</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_18">WEDDING RINGS AND FOOTLIGHTS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There are several titles which would cover this story
-with equal aptness, and one of them is The Siren
-Song of the Burlesque Lady. Another one that would
-sound well is the Corralling of the Willie Boy. In
-fact they would do well together—a great deal better
-than the lady and the boy did. I call him boy in this
-story, but he is really a man so far as years and stature
-go, that is all, and he is learning a lot every day, so
-much so that if he keeps on he will some day be a
-man in everything.</p>
-
-<p>The burlesque show with which this perfect lady
-was a spear carrier, as well as a few other things, hit
-the Bowery early in the season, and opened up with
-a roar that could be heard many blocks. It was the
-same old thing only a little more so, and the line-up
-was composed of a bunch of husky dames who ought
-to have been carrying the hod instead of giving an
-exhibition of beef on the hoof. The roster is a very
-familiar one, with the beef-eaters sometimes in the
-background like scenery, and then again in the foreground
-to give the boys a good look at the tights,
-two or three ginger girls, who had a small amount
-of talent with a great amount of nerve, who did
-stunts in the olio, and the usual collection of Irish
-and Hebrew comedians, of which the least said the
-better. The names on the roster would look like a
-collection of heroines from the Waverly novels, with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">175</span>
-Pearl, Pansy and Myrtle in the lead by a couple of
-good lengths. It was put together according to the recipe
-of a well-known manager, which was this:</p>
-
-<div id="illo_19" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_174.jpg" width="440" height="646" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">They had a hot time in Minneapolis when the show hit town</div></div>
-
-<p>“The people who pay their money for these kind of
-shows, my boy, don’t want beauty, or brains or talent.
-They’d go to sleep with Sarah Bernhardt doing the
-death scene in ‘Camille,’ and they’d call Booth in
-‘Richard the Third’ a frost. What they want is legs—good,
-big husky legs that can take all the wrinkles
-out of the biggest size of pink tights on the market.
-They want quantity, not quality. Give them that and
-you’ll get their ten, twenty and thirty every time.”</p>
-
-<p>He wore big diamonds, had a bank roll the size of a
-Hamburger steak, and so he must have been in right.
-Besides he always had a bottle of wine with his meals,
-and he didn’t care what kind of wine it was, so long
-as the label was attractive; which goes to show that
-his money was coming in so fast that his palate
-couldn’t keep up with it.</p>
-
-<p>On the night the Fair Maids of Gotham opened, the
-Willie Boy, very fly up to a certain point, but with a
-soft sucker part about as big as a Derby hat, planted
-himself in one of the front seats. He had been mixing
-up with sports all of his life, and as a result the
-corners on him were as hard as flint. His roll was
-divided in four parts and stowed away in four separate
-places for safety’s sake, and when it came to a
-hurry touch he was prepared to dig down into his
-change pocket and produce a few pennies with verdigris
-on them as the extent of his capital. He had a
-block and a counter for every proposition that came
-his way and when anything came off he always managed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">176</span>
-to land his percentage and ride, even though
-everybody else walked.</p>
-
-<p>The orchestra had crushed through its preliminary
-canter, the lights went down, the buzz of talk let up
-for a moment, and as he settled himself back in his seat
-with a big cigar in his mouth the curtain slid up for
-the opening chorus. The grenadiers in front swung
-their legs coquettishly, and pranced about like two-legged
-pachyderms as they delivered the goods in the
-shape of a song, which stated in very wobbly and uncertain
-rhyme that they were very jolly, very entertaining,
-and that they were out for a lark and were
-willing to take chances. It was all very affecting,
-and it might have been going on yet if the star of the
-show, known professionally as the principal boy, hadn’t
-butted in like a football player when the cue, “Here
-comes the Prince,” was given by a perfect lady with
-a forty-six-inch bust. She was so thoroughly upholstered
-with rhinestones that she looked like some new
-kind of an electric light proposition on legs. Willie
-sized her up with the eye of a connoisseur, and he
-fell to wondering whether or not among all that paving
-of cut glass there might not be a true gem.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, as the line in front swayed, then broke
-and shifted, he caught sight of a tall blonde who had
-been fastened to it like the tail on a kite. She wasn’t
-quite as wide as the rest of the bunch, but there was
-something about her that attracted his immediate attention.</p>
-
-<p>And here you see again the delicate tracery of the
-Italian hand of fate—that invisible, indefinite thing
-which stands always at our backs ready to move us
-here and there, like chessmen on a board, whether we<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">177</span>
-like it or not. The male human pats himself on his
-shoulder and congratulates himself that he has a will
-and a mind of his own, but ever near him is that
-wraith which directs his movements, making him do
-this or that and go here and there. There is no force,
-no threat and no cajoling; it is simpler than a twist
-of the wrist, and the end of that winding, twisting,
-intersected road, with its hundreds of sharp turns
-here and there and its joys and sorrows, is the grave.</p>
-
-<p>So look at the boy with good red blood in his veins,
-with a gentle, high-bred mother, a beautiful sister, and
-a home in which there was nothing but refining influences,
-sitting bolt upright now in that cheap theatre
-seat and gazing like one bewitched at this girl with the
-yellow hair, bleached to almost a frazzle, and the pale,
-watery blue eyes, with no figure at all and absolutely
-no talent, produced and spit forth from a tenement to
-grow up in the city’s streets like a weed to finally
-reach the most ordinary position in a most ordinary
-theatrical company, where, standing on the lowest
-possible level, she was satisfied. Paint, powder and
-rouge made her a ghastly sight, but in his eyes she was
-framed in an aureole and was as beautiful as a Madonna.</p>
-
-<p>It was one of the things that no human being will
-ever be able to account for satisfactorily. Personal
-magnetism undoubtedly plays a part in it, as it does in
-many other things, but you wouldn’t think a young
-fellow like this would go so far out of his class unless
-he had a throwback strain of degeneracy imbedded
-somewhere in his system.</p>
-
-<p>The tribe trooped off to make a change of costume
-and the comedians settled down to work. Then the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">178</span>
-ginger girls whooped things up a bit, and an acrobat
-went through the routine of stunts, while a few
-spasmodic outbursts of applause showed there were
-some people in the house who appreciated his work.
-But the pair of eyes owned by the young fellow in the
-aisle seat, third row, were looking for that blonde and
-nothing else.</p>
-
-<p>Knowing everybody as he did, it wasn’t a difficult
-matter for him to get someone who knew her to wait
-after the show and bring them together in a rather
-formal way, although, in her case, that wouldn’t have
-been at all necessary. She had as little use for formalities
-as she had for conventionalities, which is not
-at all to be wondered at.</p>
-
-<p>“Meet my friend Willie; now let’s all go out and
-get a drink,” was all there was to it, and ten minutes
-later four—two of each sex—were planted around a
-table in a cafe not more than a block or so from the
-theatre.</p>
-
-<p>“Like the show?” asked the Genial Giantess, who
-was keen enough to smell a little love affair in the
-air.</p>
-
-<p>“Great,” answered Willie; “it ought to get the
-money this season. What are you going to drink?”</p>
-
-<p>“I never take anything but beer after the matinee—it
-hurts my voice.”</p>
-
-<p>Strangely enough no one laughed, but with another
-girl and at another time Willie would have laughed
-himself almost into convulsions, for he has a keen
-sense of humor.</p>
-
-<p>The four ate and drank at that table until it was
-time for the night show and then they separated, by
-which time Willie was so far gone that he sat throughout<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">179</span>
-the evening performance while she smiled encouragingly
-at him from the other side of the footlights.</p>
-
-<p>That is how the courtship really began.</p>
-
-<p>For the rest of the week they were together all the
-time, and she began to realize that she had at last
-reached the apex of her ambition and found a man
-who looked like a wedding ring and a board bill proposition.</p>
-
-<p>A fellow like this can have a dozen affairs and no
-one will question them, but when it comes to marrying
-there is a different story. To the outsiders it
-bore all the earmarks of a week’s stand at first, and
-as he never showed his hand no one was any the
-wiser, not even his most intimate friends.</p>
-
-<p>A man’s declaration of love for a woman is a very
-beautiful thing so long as he is honest about it and
-keeps within his own class. The slang of the slums
-can be made as sincere as the most polished English.
-But in a case of infatuation like this—it might be
-called temporary insanity—it doesn’t hardly seem
-right there should be any ceremony. The halo of
-romance existed only in the mind of the boy—for the
-woman it was a business transaction with the obligations
-all on one side, so it was with a flippant air that
-she promised to “love, honor and obey,” and then
-after the briefest of brief honeymoons she went on
-the road with the show, while the young husband at
-once set about preparing a home for her when she
-should get ready to settle down to a life of domesticity.</p>
-
-<p>At first he figured on taking her to his mother’s
-home, but when he told of the hurry-up wedding and
-showed a picture of the woman to whom he had given
-his name, the scene that followed forever settled the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">180</span>
-question, and he knew that his soubrette wife and his
-mother would never live under the same roof together.</p>
-
-<p>The morals of the members of a burlesque show on
-the road have come to be a joke. Of course, there are
-exceptions, but they are very rare, though I personally
-know of some good women who have gone on
-tour through force of circumstances and have come
-through the ordeal morally and physically clean. I
-regret to be compelled to record that the Genial Giantess
-doesn’t belong in this class, and when the aggregation
-had torn thirty weeks off the calendar they
-came back looking like refugees from the San Francisco
-earthquake.</p>
-
-<p>“I ain’t got a cent,” remarked the blonde on the
-ferryboat coming from Jersey City, “and I don’t have
-to have because Willie will stake me as soon as I get
-to New York, and besides he’s got a flat fixed up for
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>That was the truth. He had a nice apartment for
-the homecoming, and while he wasn’t as much in love
-with her as he was when they were first married, he
-still felt that he had obligations and he ought to make
-good.</p>
-
-<p>You know what I said in the beginning about fate?
-Well, listen.</p>
-
-<p>While the performers were on the ferryboat, and
-when Blondie was making her celebrated remark, her
-Willie was up against a bar on Broadway with a
-couple of men he had met some time before. They
-were talking about women, and one, a commercial
-traveler, remarked:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">181</span>
-“I’ll put you up against a warm bunch if you want
-to get on the job this week. We didn’t do a thing to
-them in Minneapolis when I was there on my last trip.
-I had a big blonde on my staff, and the first night I
-met her I loaded her up so that she had to be carried
-upstairs to her room by three waiters. Here’s a letter
-I got from her last week, and while she’s no ten thousand
-dollar beauty yet she’s a good fellow and a thoroughbred
-sport. Read it, Willie. When she hits this
-burg I’ll put you next and bet 20 to 1 that she’ll
-drink you to a standstill, for she’s the biggest tank I
-ever ran across.”</p>
-
-<p>And when Willie read the letter which bore his
-wife’s signature and which put him wise to a few
-things he had never before dreamed of, he did what
-many another man would do under the same circumstances—that
-is, many another wise man. He ordered
-a round of drinks, and then he kept on ordering and
-saying nothing, letting the other fellows tell all they
-knew, and the first chance he got he blew out and
-went home, not to the place he had fixed up for Mrs.
-Willie, but to the home presided over by his mother.
-He simply abandoned the flat and all of his day
-dreams. They vanished like mist in the morning’s
-sun.</p>
-
-<p>A few days later he got a letter from his wife and
-in it she reproached him for not meeting her, and
-furthermore she inquired what had become of the flat
-he had fixed up for her.</p>
-
-<p>“I am broke, you know,” she wrote, “and I think
-the least you could do is to help me out.”</p>
-
-<p>She signed it “Your loving (<i xml:lang="la" lang="la">sic</i>) and affectionate
-wife,” and it almost gagged him to read it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">182</span>
-He took a sheet of paper and wrote the answer. It
-contained but one line, but it told a whole chapter. In
-due course of time it was delivered to her. She
-opened the envelope and read the enclosure. What
-she said was unfit for publication, for what she saw
-was only two words and they were:</p>
-
-<p>“Forget it.”</p>
-
-<div id="ip_182" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 16em;">
- <img src="images/i_182.png" width="253" height="125" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">183</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_19">TOLD BY THE MANICURE GIRL</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>“How long have you been here?” asked the man
-with the black mustache; “I never noticed you before.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just a week to-day,” said the manicure, as she
-soused one of his fat, pudgy paws in the scented water.
-She didn’t even take the trouble to look up at him as
-she talked, but applied herself at once to the almost
-impossible task of making his nails even presentable.
-It’s a hard job, you know, trying to improve on one
-of nature’s bum pieces of work.</p>
-
-<p>The man leaned back in his chair contentedly, and
-with that air of assurance which money begets, and
-he looked her over as he would have looked over a
-new style of shirt in a haberdasher’s window. He
-noted that her hair was dark chestnut in color and
-luxuriant, also that it was undoubtedly all her own.
-The contour of her face was such as would have attracted
-any man with red blood in his veins and a
-heart to pump it. She had, besides, nice hands that
-were well kept, and a dainty manner that was rather
-charming.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you ever get tired of doing this kind of
-work?” he asked, when he had finished his inspection
-and had sized her up to his apparent satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>“I am always tired of it,” she answered, briefly.</p>
-
-<p>“How would you like to travel?” was his next question.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_20" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_184.jpg" width="438" height="653" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">“I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out as if I were a common swindler”</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">185</span>
-Then she paused a moment and glanced up. She
-was smiling, and the two dimples that came in her
-cheeks rather enhanced her beauty.</p>
-
-<p>Then he saw that she also had teeth that were white
-and regular, that her lips were red and her eyelashes
-long.</p>
-
-<p>You know a bargaining man takes in all these things,
-just the same as a buyer of beef on the hoof feels and
-prods the cattle in the search for blemishes.</p>
-
-<p>“There is nothing in the world I would like better
-than to travel.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked him squarely in the eyes, and her smile
-was accentuated. Then she resumed her work. As
-for him he leaned still farther back in the comfortable
-chair and sucked complacently on his big Havana.</p>
-
-<p>“I knew you was a nice little girl as soon as I saw
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did you?”</p>
-
-<p>The rapid, supple fingers never paused for a moment
-in their work, and were trimming, rubbing and
-polishing those awful nails into some kind of decent
-shape. The thick, heavy, hairy hand, with its spatulate
-extremities, showed physical strength and nothing
-else. It was made for work, and it had worked, too,
-in its day. It had been used to the most ordinary and
-menial kind of labor, as the hands of its ancestors had.
-It had lifted beams and handled picks and shovels. It
-had pulled at ropes and tugged at heavy burdens. It
-had had little to do with the gentler side of life, and
-even the big diamond ring on the fourth finger could
-not hide its early career.</p>
-
-<p>But an accident happened—a money-making accident
-which some might call opportunity—and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">186</span>
-hands had been withdrawn from their labors, and the
-callous spots had a chance to disappear—gradually,
-but none the less surely. The movement of the slim
-white fingers caused him to look down, and he was
-conscious of the fact that his heart was beating a bit
-faster than usual. The blue smoke from his cigar
-curled up through his mustache, it crept into his eyes
-and made them sting. Through the haze he noticed
-that the girl had a bow of black ribbon fastened to her
-hair.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll bet you’d be a good sport if you had the
-chance.”</p>
-
-<p>“That depends upon what you mean by the chance,”
-she said.</p>
-
-<p>He couldn’t quite analyze that, and so he blurted
-out:</p>
-
-<p>“Go down the line with me and I’ll show you.”</p>
-
-<p>She paid no attention to that.</p>
-
-<p>“How about it?” he persisted.</p>
-
-<p>“How about what?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’d just like to take you out to a little lunch for two.
-What time do you break away from here? What time
-do you knock off?”</p>
-
-<p>“To-night, do you mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“Sure, yes, to-night.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just time enough to go home, and I never go out at
-night.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tush, tush, now. Be a good fellow, and if I like
-you I’ll take you on a long trip. You know you said
-you liked to travel, didn’t you? Well, I’m going to
-give you a chance, if you behave yourself and stick
-to me. I’ve been looking for a girl like you for a long
-while, and you just hit me right, so you’re on the job.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">187</span>
-I can make good, all right, you needn’t be afraid of
-that, for I’ve got all kinds of money, and when I meet
-anybody I like I spend it like a drunken sailor, see?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I see; I knew you had money all the time.”</p>
-
-<p>“You did, did you; well, how?”</p>
-
-<p>“Because it is only men with plenty of money who
-would talk to a girl the way you have been talking to
-me. It is only the men with money who think they
-can buy everything in sight, especially if that which
-they think they fancy happens to be the wearer of
-a skirt, and it’s the men with money who think their
-money is better than anybody else’s money, and their
-dollars are of more value than the dollars owned or
-controlled by some one who has less than they have.
-Are you married?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” he answered. He would have said more if he
-had known what to say.</p>
-
-<p>“Then why don’t you go and pick out some woman
-whom you like and who likes you, and marry her and
-have it over with. Your time for being a gay sport
-has passed; leave that to the young fellows.”</p>
-
-<p>Daintily she reddened his nails with rouge, doing
-them as carefully as if they were works of art, and tapping
-each one gently in order to get just the right
-amount of color.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think,” she went on, “that you quite know
-what you’ve been up against. You may have heard
-the old saying, ‘a burnt child dreads the fire;’ well, I’m
-the child in this case, although I’m no child in years.
-As I told you before, I’ve been here a week, and it’s a
-great relief to me to be working, for I’ve been on one
-of those little trips you were just talking about, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">188</span>
-there is nothing to it. You see,” then she glanced up
-quickly, “perhaps you don’t want to hear this.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s all right; go ahead, you can’t hurt my feelings.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was told that I was a good fellow and a nice girl,
-and I was led to believe that I could have anything in
-the world that I wanted, and I want to tell you right
-here that it is a beautiful thing to believe and have
-faith in anyone. Some of the stories that men tell to
-women would make great reading if it was only
-written right, but they would be all fiction, because I
-don’t believe a man ever told a woman the truth in his
-life. I’m talking from personal experience, of course.
-This one man, who was really old enough to be my
-father, talked to me about my future, and said, among
-other things, he would always look after me, and I was
-serious enough about it to believe that he would, too.
-Then one day he asked me if I wanted to take a little
-trip, and his words were so much like yours when you
-spoke that you startled me. Isn’t it strange that the
-nails of your left hand take on so much higher polish
-than those of the right hand? I wonder why it is?
-There, <em>I’m</em> through now. Fifty cents, please.”</p>
-
-<p>“But how about the finish of that story? Did you
-take the trip?”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I took it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Make the job a dollar and tell me the rest.”</p>
-
-<p>“I never would have believed that I would be sitting
-here telling that story to a man whom I had only met
-once. You’re not offended at the way I criticised you,
-are you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all,” he answered, “go ahead and criticise<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">189</span>
-me all you like. I rather like it, it’s so seldom that I
-am criticised.”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean nowadays?” she asked, noting his hands.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, since I got money. Go on with the story.”</p>
-
-<p>“The trip was to be to Europe—first London, then
-Paris, and after that Berlin. He was a banker and so
-prominent that you would know his name at once if I
-were to mention it, but there is where I draw the line.
-I’ll save him that much, anyhow. When we left he
-had a large bag in which he seemed to take an especial
-interest, for he would allow no one to touch it but himself,
-and it wasn’t until we were half way across that I
-found out that it was all full of money.”</p>
-
-<p>“Money?” queried the man with the black mustache,
-sitting bolt upright in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, money. That’s what I said, wasn’t it?” she
-asked, petulantly. “Brand new greenbacks, pound
-notes, hundred and thousand-franc notes. Oh, they
-were beautiful to look at, and I counted over the packages
-because they were so pretty. You see, he said he
-was going over to put through a big banking deal, and
-he cautioned me to say nothing about all the money he
-had with him, for fear he would be robbed. When we
-arrived in London we went direct to the Cecil, where
-he registered under an assumed name, but I was down
-on the book as his wife, just the same, and he told me
-to go out and get some clothes and anything I wanted.
-He said he wanted to have some of the big bills
-changed and that was the easiest way in the world to
-have it done, but he asked me to bring all the change
-to him, and to pay for every separate article with one
-of the new bills. I thought it was rather queer at the
-time, but I did as he told me and I never in my life had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">190</span>
-such a good time buying things. I brought back to the
-hotel a dreadful amount of change, so much that it
-was a nuisance.</p>
-
-<p>“Every day it was the same thing over again until I
-honestly grew tired of spending money. Think of
-that—tired spending. Before we left for Paris he put
-over $15,000 of the change in a safe deposit vault that
-only he and I knew about, because something had happened
-and he had to get to Paris quickly. When we
-got there we went to the Grand Hotel, where he registered
-under still another name. Again I went shopping,
-and the only hard part of it was that I had a new
-bill to change every time I bought anything, think of
-that, even if it was a little lunch in a cafe, and many
-a time I have had to wait while they sent out for the
-change of a thousand-franc note. We were there just
-four days when one afternoon two men came to our
-rooms with the proprietor or manager of the hotel, and
-the first thing I knew he was arrested on the charge of
-making or having counterfeit money or something like
-that. Before they got him out of the room he whispered
-to me that he had put $15,000 more in a safe
-deposit vault in Paris, and he told me the name of
-the place. He said it was in my name, too.</p>
-
-<p>“I wasn’t arrested, but I was put out of the hotel as
-if I had been a swindler. I had enough money to get
-home, and so I came. I don’t want any more excitement
-in mine, and I’m content to get along the best
-way I can, without any fireworks or trips of any kind,
-unless, of course, <em>I’m</em> sure that everything is absolutely
-correct and all right. Suppose I had been broke,
-what would I have done alone in Paris?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">191</span>
-“What happened to the man?” he asked, ignoring
-her question.</p>
-
-<p>“He was tried and sentenced to twenty years’ imprisonment,
-and if he had only married me, and I had
-my marriage certificate, I could go over there and get
-$30,000 as easy as nothing. I don’t care so very much
-for it, but still it would come in very handy and I
-wouldn’t mind dividing it up with anyone who could
-help me out.”</p>
-
-<p>The man fidgeted in his chair, glanced out of the
-window, and then took a long pull at his cigar.</p>
-
-<p>“Bored you, didn’t it?” asked the girl. “I knew it
-would, but you insisted on my telling it, and you’re the
-only one that knows it. I’m really getting garrulous.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you think $5,000 would be enough to get the
-papers fixed up?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes, that would be quite enough, for I inquired
-about it. It would take me there and back again and
-pay all expenses.”</p>
-
-<p>“And you’d give me half?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, of course I would. Who wouldn’t?”</p>
-
-<p>You know the old saying about a sucker being born
-every minute. I could go on and make the usual hot
-finish to this story, but what’s the use when two lines
-will suffice. She got the money, of course, and he got
-what is known in the language of The Line as the
-lemon. Very sour it was for this hard, wise fellow,
-and they say that now every time he passes a manicure
-parlor he turns his head the other way and says things
-which wouldn’t look well in print.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_21" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_192.jpg" width="447" height="637" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">There were times when she did things that were unconventional</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">193</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_20">INVESTING IN A HUSBAND</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Money makes the mare go.</p>
-
-<p>Sure.</p>
-
-<p>That is, sometimes, if it’s the right kind of a mare
-and there is enough money.</p>
-
-<p>Take out all the “ifs” and “buts” and it will be all
-right.</p>
-
-<p>The world began with a man, Adam, and the woman
-came later, but the finish will be different, for there
-will be a woman in the last ditch giving or ready
-to give the avenging angel the stiffest kind of an argument.</p>
-
-<p>This story differs from the Creation in that it begins
-with a woman, as all stories of to-day should.
-And why not? for take the lady out of the case and
-there’s no story and never will be. The slim finger of
-a woman, you know, is in every pie. Sometimes it improves
-the flavor and sometimes it spoils it—that’s a
-matter of luck—and there are men who have tried
-pies or many fingers, whichever simile you prefer, and
-the result in their cases is always the same.</p>
-
-<p>The girl in this story had birth, and blood, and
-breeding behind her. She also had good looks and a
-little money, and that is about all that anyone wants.
-Add to that a fairly nice disposition and you have
-reached the limit.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, she wasn’t perfect by any means. She
-was a bit whimsical and peculiar, and her moods were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">194</span>
-as apparent as the moving pictures thrown on a sheet
-in the theatre. She was unusual in that her
-moods were reflected in her face with all the truthfulness
-of a mirror. That was the reason that some said
-she was good-looking, while others contended that she
-was most ordinary. Take her as I’ve often seen her,
-when she was cheerful and happy-go-lucky, and while
-there was nothing about her features that was regular
-she was attractive enough for anyone, and she could
-make a good many young fellows turn their heads to
-look after her as she passed down the street.</p>
-
-<p>Then again something would happen, and she would
-seem to age ten years in as many hours, and a crop of
-deep lines and wrinkles would spring out like magic.
-But she had magnetism, and she was forever standing
-at the fork of two roads, one of which led to good and
-the other to bad. To her it was the toss of a coin which
-one she would take.</p>
-
-<p>It was while she was in a thoughtful mood, debating
-with herself, that the man came along. There’s
-an apology goes with that, for he hadn’t a vote yet,
-and he was very youthful in his ways and of that age
-where a youngster is apt to tell more than is good for
-him, and to stray from the field of fact. Of course,
-it’s not a crime—it’s only a period. With his red
-cheeks and baby complexion he looked like a cross between
-a stick of peppermint candy and one of Raphael’s
-cherubs. He was as pretty a piece of embroidery
-as ever asked his mother for spending money, and
-when the girl saw him she immediately threw out a
-line and took him in tow. Inside of twenty-four hours
-she had her monogram indelibly stamped on him, and
-he was hers. Hand in hand they went out to see the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">195</span>
-world and become real sports, and it wasn’t long before
-wine was the limit and it wasn’t half good enough
-at that. They left a lurid streak up and down the
-line, but it soon faded out, for they weren’t financially
-strong enough to make a splash that would attract any
-more attention than a pair of tiny gold fish in a two-dollar
-aquarium.</p>
-
-<p>After all, it amounts to nothing more or less than a
-question of capacity—stomach as well as purse, and it
-is rarely that the two harmonize. The man with the
-yard-wide thirst is often handicapped by a purse with
-complete or partial paralysis.</p>
-
-<p>And then these two fell in with other company in
-the shape of a man and woman whose nuptials had
-been attended by incidents of a more or less exciting
-character, the star part of which was an elopement
-which savored more of desire than genius in its arrangements.
-They had succeeded so well in their new
-venture that they owned the entire contents of a flat
-across the river in Jersey, and being still in the throes
-of love themselves—or thinking they were—they were
-headquarters for everything that seemed like an affair
-of the heart. Some who were not their friends were
-unkind enough to say that it was nothing more nor
-less than a case of misery loving company, and that
-being on the coals themselves this couple enjoyed leading
-others to the broiler. But that’s unkind and
-really ought not to be believed.</p>
-
-<p>However, many a racket came off in the flat, and
-they all went as hot a pace as wind and weather permitted,
-until even a rank outsider would have said it
-was time for a minister to get on the job and do what
-he could to make things legal.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">196</span>
-The cork popped from a bottle of wine and the juice
-of the grape sizzled out.</p>
-
-<p>“What do you say, Kid, let’s get married?”</p>
-
-<p>“All right, I’m game if you are; you can’t phaze
-me,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, how about to-night?”</p>
-
-<p>“The sooner the better.”</p>
-
-<p>Talk about quick action, it was here with a vengeance.</p>
-
-<p>Four people on a ferryboat, then an elevated railroad
-and the ringing of a minister’s door bell.</p>
-
-<p>It’s all very simple.</p>
-
-<p>The dinner afterward in a cafe, very informal, you
-know, to harmonize with the ceremony, with a couple
-of quarts for luck sandwiched in by cocktails and highballs;
-then a few brief telegrams:</p>
-
-<p>“Married to-night; wish us luck;” you know the
-rest.</p>
-
-<p>It was all right, after all, apparently, and everybody
-did wish them luck, even if there were a few bad
-spots in the job. But, you see, they suited themselves
-and there was no one else to be taken into consideration,
-not even the relatives. This going around and
-holding consultations in advance is no good, and people
-who are in love or who think they are in love
-don’t want advice of any kind, except the kind that
-rings the door bell of a minister’s hut or buys a wedding
-ring and sends it with the words:</p>
-
-<p>“Get busy before it is too late.”</p>
-
-<p>I’m no critic, and I don’t pretend to criticise
-here. I’m simply telling a story which may or may
-not be true, but I’m not going to be responsible for it
-any more than the man who rents a place and plants<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">197</span>
-flowers in the garden is responsible for the architecture
-of the house on the premises.</p>
-
-<p>It is said that the bride in this case was kind enough
-to supply the funds for the honeymoon, while the nice
-boy supplied the beauty and called it even. In the
-eyes of the lady it seems a fair enough proposition,
-but harsh things are liable to be said of such a combination,
-even though it is no one’s business.</p>
-
-<p>When they returned from the fields of fruits and
-flowers the boy had made up his mind, like the Count
-Boni de Castellane, that being a husband was much
-better than holding down a job in an office, and so
-they settled in New York like a pair of pigeons after
-a long flight. He had no more idea of the responsibilities
-of married life than a six-months’-old infant
-has of playing the races. With a place to sleep and
-a feed bag always ready for his face he was satisfied,
-but that was because of his youth. You see, marrying
-from the cradle has both its advantages and its
-drawbacks, according to the way you look at it.</p>
-
-<p>For him every morning was Christmas, and the tree
-was always fixed up with something nice with his
-name on it. Do you blame him for looking pleasant?
-Press the button for a dollar, press it twice and you
-get five. Just as easy as drawing money out of the
-bank when you have a check book.</p>
-
-<p>But with all going out and nothing coming in it
-doesn’t last long, and when he had swept up all the
-spare change in sight he began to cast his covetous eye
-upon the big bundle that was tied up with a woolen
-string.</p>
-
-<p>He knew something about the racing game—just
-enough to get stung when the time came—and he knew<span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">198</span>
-a man who was good enough to offer him a half interest
-in a racing mare that had been kept under cover
-for a year or so, but who could, if she was let out, beat
-anything that ever wore pigskin. To that infantile
-mind of his this was the one great chance of a lifetime
-and the thousand-dollar bill was the key which would
-unlock the door to wealth.</p>
-
-<p>Money without working for it.</p>
-
-<p>Why it was a pipe. Besides, it made a beautiful and
-alluring tale for the bride, who had reached that stage
-where she didn’t want her boy away from her, not even
-for a minute. With the thousand he would make the
-initial investment, and with the rest of the bank roll he
-would bet. With paper and pencils they sat at the
-table one night and rolled up two thousand to the fortune
-of a Rockefeller.</p>
-
-<p>How easy it is to make money that way. All you
-have to do is to begin with any amount, even a penny,
-and if your pencil holds out you’ll have a million in
-less than no time, but you can’t buy anything with it—there’s
-the trouble. The man in the insane asylum
-who imagined that every stone in the construction of
-the building was of pure gold and that it belonged to
-him was just as rich in his own mind as the wealthiest
-human being in the world—and happier, too, I’ll bet
-you.</p>
-
-<p>They planned it all out, even to the trip to Europe on
-the winnings of the first big race, for she would carry
-odds of not less than 20 to 1, because she was unknown.</p>
-
-<p>A little trip down to the bank and out came the
-money in brand new bills that were very good to
-look at.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">199</span>
-So the first step was taken, and the boy made up his
-mind that he had turned his back forever upon such
-things as ten-dollar-a-week jobs.</p>
-
-<p>It doesn’t require any ingenuity or brains for a man
-to separate himself from such things as thousand-dollar
-bills—in fact it’s quite easy. Consequently it didn’t
-require any brain work on the part of the boy to deplete
-the account by just that amount within a very
-short time. For his new bill he received in return
-a slip of paper which stated that he was the half owner
-of the racing mare known as Blue Monday, and that
-in consideration of his paying one-half of the training
-expenses of the said mare he was to be entitled to one-half
-of the winnings, less jockey fees and other incidentals.</p>
-
-<p>To him it sounded beautiful and it took not less than
-one quart to celebrate this new business venture—paid
-for by the lady, of course, but still, in view of the fact
-that they were one, it was all right.</p>
-
-<p>Then there began to come to him via the U. S. Mail,
-certain sundry statements concerning the expenses of
-putting this fine bit of horse flesh into the proper condition
-to bring home the money, and the request for
-immediate remittance. There was variety enough
-about these statements, too, to satisfy the most fastidious,
-and the amounts ranged all the way from six dollars
-and fifty cents to an even hundred. The clever
-mind of the bride took in the situation at a glance, but
-the faith of the optimistic kid held as fast as a ship’s
-anchor to a rock ledge, and he could see nothing but
-success in the near future.</p>
-
-<p>You know there is never a day so far away that it
-doesn’t come at last. So it was that the day of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">200</span>
-long expected race arrived and down deep in the
-trousers pockets of the Pink Cheeked One was $150,
-the last shot in the locker.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right, Kid,” he said to her. “It’s just as I
-thought, she’s a twenty-five to one shot, and I’m going
-to plank every cent down. At those odds we’ll take
-home with us $3,750, and I guess that’ll hold us for
-awhile. How about it?”</p>
-
-<p>“But suppose she doesn’t win?”</p>
-
-<p>“Doesn’t win? What’s the matter with you—are you
-getting cold feet? How can she lose? Didn’t we clock
-her this morning on the try-out and didn’t she beat
-the track time? Wait till you know more about this
-game and you’ll see where <em>I’m</em> right.”</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know much more about it than that, but the
-files of papers of that date show me that Blue Monday,
-mare, 3-year-old, was entered for the Seaside
-stakes of $1,500, at odds of 25 to 1; there was a good
-start, with her in the lead. At the quarter she had
-fallen back to fourth, at the half she had crept up until
-she lapped the second horse.</p>
-
-<p>She finished seventh.</p>
-
-<p>I should say that blue-eyed boy was looking for a
-job the next day, but I’m not fortune teller enough to
-know whether he connected or not.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_200" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 5em;">
- <img src="images/i_200.png" width="76" height="101" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">201</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_21">TRAINING AN OLD SPORT</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Come and listen to the siren song of the New
-York girl, and perhaps it may interest you for awhile.
-There is no question about it unless you are a bronze
-statue standing on a gray stone pedestal in some park,
-or a cigar store Indian with an Hebraic nose and a
-wooden tomahawk. In the first place the New York
-girl has been conceded to be a wonder and about the
-best in the world in looks as well as in figure. She
-has a fine complexion when she gives it a chance to
-show itself, and, like the little girl in the story book,
-when she’s good she’s very, very good, and when she’s
-bad she’s a peach. The thing is to pick out the right
-one, and your chances for that are just as good as
-drawing to a pair in poker. Some say it’s luck, while
-others favor the science idea.</p>
-
-<p>With that for an overture, let’s ring the bell for the
-curtain to go up on the charming little two-act play,
-entitled “The Redemption of a Sport.”</p>
-
-<p>The Old Sport has been up against every proposition
-the sun ever shone on, and there was nothing he
-wasn’t fly to. He had paid board for blondes and
-brunettes as well as a few Leslie Carters, to say nothing
-of an Albino he once took a fancy to. He was an
-early and late bird, and he was known up and down
-the line by his first name, which is a distinction that it
-usually takes a lot of money or a number of years, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">203</span>
-sometimes both, to acquire, and even then it’s not a
-lead pipe cinch that you’ll land it right.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_22" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_202.jpg" width="443" height="641" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">A light flashed out on the landing and revealed the figure of a beautiful woman</div></div>
-
-<p>This fellow was good to the girls, and could be relied
-on for a five-case note on a hurry touch at any time,
-for he had no buttons on his pockets, and he knew
-that safe deposit vaults in heaven are only used for
-the storing of golden crowns in hot weather.</p>
-
-<p>“If I can’t take my money with me,” he said once,
-“then I’ll spend it here, for if there’s anything in the
-world that I hate it is to think that there’s going to be
-a lot of hungry relatives picking over the bones of my
-estate before I get comfortably settled in the six feet
-of real estate that no one can beat me out of. The
-money’s got to be spent some time, and I’m going to be
-the one to get the credit for it because it’s mine.”</p>
-
-<p>But there came a time in his life when he felt that
-he wanted to get away from the mob. He had been
-stung by the bee of domesticity and didn’t know it.
-What he did know was that he wanted a place with a
-real woman in it, where he could hang his hat and that
-he could call his own. If he had wanted to put his
-brains at work he would have known that it was nothing
-more nor less than the law of nature which had
-him fast—that same law which makes a bird build a
-nest in a tree, or a wild animal pre-empt a bed of moss
-under the roots of a certain tree.</p>
-
-<p>It was the home instinct.</p>
-
-<p>So he began to cast his eye around for a side partner
-whom he could have and hold, even if he had to coax
-her up to the altar with a marriage license printed in
-red and gold and lasso her with a wedding ring. From
-that time on he was always on the alert for the right
-one to come along, and every time he heard a sound<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">204</span>
-like a skirt he made an investigation. In about ten
-days he turned down all the Dollies and Mauds of
-the Line, for he couldn’t see where they would have a
-look-in if the cook happened to leave in a hurry and
-he arrived home with a backwoods appetite. You see
-he wanted a gas-stove performer who could in an
-emergency tell the difference between a roast and a
-ragout in the raw state, and who could juggle with a
-lot of cold grub in the ice box, and turn out a square
-meal that was not only hot but nourishing. He was
-tired of restaurant hash, anyhow, and he was longing
-for the kind of biscuits that mother used to make.</p>
-
-<p>He figured for awhile on a girl named Elsie, who
-could make a cocktail to beat the band, and who could
-also drink more and get away with it than any of the
-rest. She was a good looker, too, and she had trotted
-in double harness before, but he found out that she
-was a bit promiscuous in her tastes, and he didn’t care
-to feel that he had to stay at home all the time in order
-to keep her from entertaining any stranger in a pair
-of trousers who happened along. So he put a red cross,
-which means “Danger, Keep Off,” opposite her name,
-and began looking in another direction.</p>
-
-<p>He changed his tactics completely.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m on now,” he said to himself. “I’ll hunt up some
-nice little innocent girl who doesn’t know anything of
-the world, and who has taken a course in a cooking
-school. I want the kind whose ambition in life is to be
-boss of a nice three-story house, and who doesn’t care
-any more for Broadway than a hobo does for a hot
-bath. I’ll just hunt up some mother’s girl who has her
-hair hanging down her back in a big, thick braid, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">205</span>
-I’ll sing her a song that’ll make her think I’m the real
-thing on wheels.”</p>
-
-<p>So with that very laudable and commendable idea he
-started out. He didn’t figure that a tough old nut like
-he was had any right to go up against a game like that,
-and that his play was to mix with people of his own
-class. But you’ll find in nine cases out of ten that the
-worse a man is or has been the more innocence and
-purity he wants when he is figuring on giving a sky
-pilot a chance to make a dollar or two.</p>
-
-<p>But having made up his mind the kind of a field he
-was going to hunt, the next question was how to break
-in. All the girls he knew were, without exception, of
-the brand which are at their best when the lights are
-turned on, who rent flats for business purposes, and
-who change quarters when an intimation is made by
-the captain of a police precinct that the change will do
-them good. To save his life he couldn’t figure out this
-new proposition, and he was like the man who bought
-a new double-barreled shotgun and then found out he
-couldn’t get a permit to hunt the birds the old farmer
-owned.</p>
-
-<p>And now right here, at the critical moment, in steps
-fate, luck, or destiny, it doesn’t matter which, for they
-are all the same, and shuffles the cards for a new deal.</p>
-
-<p>An automobile on Broadway bumped hard enough
-into the rear end of a hansom cab to almost throw the
-driver from his seat and to make him swear a blue
-streak of profane eloquence. The usual crowd collected,
-and in the bunch caught there by the sudden rush
-of curious and morbid humanity was the Old Sport.
-He pushed with both elbows to free himself and then
-stepped back testily. A girl behind him cried out with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">206</span>
-pain, and he turned suddenly around to find himself
-face to face with as choice a little blonde as ever carried
-books home from school, and, furthermore, she
-had a braid down her back.</p>
-
-<p>“I beg your pardon, did I hurt you?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid you did; you stepped on my foot.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, just take my arm and let me help you out of
-this crowd.”</p>
-
-<p>Easy if you only know how and the chance comes
-your way.</p>
-
-<p>The Old Sport wasn’t really old—not over forty—and
-he was there with the looks, and the little lady
-rather liked the way he framed up, as anyone could see
-by the way she cuddled up to him as she limped along.
-His heart was beating it like a yeggman coming East
-on a brake beam, and already he was figuring on how
-to handle this new proposition.</p>
-
-<p>If it had been one of those other girls he would have
-said:</p>
-
-<p>“You just send your trunk up to my place, and we’ll
-go around and have a talk to a minister; how about
-it?”</p>
-
-<p>But he couldn’t say that to this girl with the pink in
-her cheeks and the fluffy hair that had never been up
-against the peroxide.</p>
-
-<p>“Foot pretty bad, Kid?” was the way he broke the
-ice.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no, thank you, it’s all right now, but it hurt me
-a lot at first.”</p>
-
-<p>“Live far from here?” he came back again.</p>
-
-<p>“No, not very far; only Fifty-third street.”</p>
-
-<p>There was only ten blocks to go, and when they got
-to the last one he knew all about her. He knew that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">207</span>
-she was living with her aunt, and that she was taking
-music lessons because some day she hoped to be able to
-teach. As they paused for a moment on the corner,
-he said:</p>
-
-<p>“If you should happen along on Forty-second street
-to-morrow about 2, I’ll be glad to see you.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a bit crude, but it went all right and the date
-was made. When she walked away he stood looking
-after her, and he noticed that she had a nice trim figure,
-a dainty little foot and that she stepped out like a
-thoroughbred.</p>
-
-<p>“You for me,” he remarked, and then he hustled
-back to find some one he could treat, so great was his
-joy.</p>
-
-<p>So there’s the picture, to use a theatrical term, and
-the curtain goes down on it for the end of the first act.</p>
-
-<p>Now, you and I and some of the rest of the thirsty
-crowd will go out and have a drink between acts, but
-it’s a warm night and instead of one drink there’s half
-a dozen. Time flies when you’re in good company and
-the Old Sport was taking no chances. Ten interviews
-with the girl—ten good, square, honest talks at the
-rate of a talk a day—and she consented to take a chance
-with him and tell the folks afterward. He was on the
-level, though, and when she went home a couple of
-days later she had the little certificate with her, and
-after a few tears Auntie was invited around to visit her
-new nephew and look over the new house.</p>
-
-<p>As for the Sport, he settled down as comfortably as
-an old buff Cochin-China hen on a dozen eggs, and he
-made up his mind that he had been missing a good
-many years of real dyed-in-the-wool happiness while<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">208</span>
-he was traveling The Line with the bunch and throwing
-all kinds of booze under his belt.</p>
-
-<p>But when the weeks began to add themselves into
-months he grew a bit restless of nights and it came
-pretty hard when any of the boys asked him to come
-along and help them crack a bottle. He took the
-Mrs. to the show once in a while, but it was always a
-case of hurry home as soon as the orchestra began to
-play “My Country, ’Tis of Thee.” He didn’t want to
-take a chance of being caught by any of the Merry-Merrys
-who were out for the rent and guyed for “marrying
-decent.” Once or twice he thought he had made
-a mistake and that the change was too great or too
-sudden for him, but an hour later when he had his
-slippers on and was planted in the big armchair in the
-corner, he knew he wouldn’t make any kind of a
-change for the world, and he felt that he had lost a
-good many years out of his life in not getting into this
-kind of a game sooner. Like an old fire horse, he was
-all right as long as he didn’t smell fire. But the time
-was coming, and it was as sure as rent, taxes or death.</p>
-
-<p>It came when he went out one night to be gone not
-more than a half hour, and when he tried his key in
-the lock it was 2 A. M., and the girl, her eyes red from
-crying with the desertion and the loneliness of it all,
-had fallen asleep, fully dressed, across the foot of the
-bed. He was very sorry and penitent, but for all that
-he went out the next night just the same, and after
-that he was never in. He was back on the old trail,
-mixing once more, to the great delight of the crowd.
-The novelty of home had worn off, and when his wife
-waited up for him she usually found him too drunk to
-understand what she was saying to him. From one<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">209</span>
-step it is easy to take another, or, as the Chinese say,
-the creeper always walks in the end. He took to bringing
-friends home with him at all hours, especially between
-three and six in the morning, and their arrival
-was always made apparent by the wild time they had
-scrambling up the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>Now, in this story—as in real life—always keep your
-eye on the lady. It doesn’t make any difference where
-she comes from, whether it’s New York City or Lower
-Squankum, New Jersey, she is either one of two things,
-very clever or very dull. There is no medium, for
-what may seem to you like a medium is only a counterfeit
-and not the real article. For every ninety-nine dull
-women there is one clever woman; for every ninety-nine
-clever women there is one ace who tops the
-rest as easily as Mont Blanc tops an ant hill. The wife
-in this case was not one of the dullards, that’s a cinch.
-If she had been she would have made an idiot of herself
-and acted the way the rest of them do—which is
-a great nuisance and annoying to any man. She was
-a genius, and I ask you to take off your hat to her—as
-I do.</p>
-
-<p>“I notice,” she remarked to Old Sport one morning,
-“that you never bring more than one friend home
-with you when you arrive. Why don’t you bring half
-a dozen, or three, anyhow? It would be much more
-companionable.”</p>
-
-<p>He was a bit on his guard at first, but she convinced
-him that she was serious about it, and then he began to
-congratulate himself that he had his wife well in hand.</p>
-
-<p>Two nights later he arrived with half a dozen of the
-hottest hooters that ever held an all-night session in a
-furnished flat. He let them in with his key, and as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">210</span>
-they paused at the foot of the stairs, a clock from
-somewhere chimed out a silvery “three.”</p>
-
-<p>“Come on, boys; open house here; everything goes,”
-said Old Sport. “My wife says my friends are good
-enough for her if they’re good enough for me. Come
-on.”</p>
-
-<p>He, with another, made the start up the stairs, but
-they hadn’t gone more than a few steps when a brilliant
-light from the landing somewhere fairly dazzled them.</p>
-
-<p>Directly in front of them, apparently in the act of
-stepping out of a huge picture frame, was the symmetrical
-figure of an almost nude woman. The light
-struck her just right and brought out every detail.</p>
-
-<p>“Great,” shouted someone from the foot of the
-stairs.</p>
-
-<p>“Shut up, you fool, it’s my wife,” answered the
-Sport. “Put out that light up there, do you hear? Put
-it out.”</p>
-
-<p>But it blazed away as steadily as ever, and there was
-no movement on the part of the figure, except that the
-full bosom rose and fell with the regularity of her
-breathing.</p>
-
-<p>The Sport turned around on the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>“Come out of here, you fellows; this is going too far.
-Come on, skiddoo, all of you.”</p>
-
-<p>And when the last one had gone out he slammed the
-door behind them. What happened inside is none of
-your business, nor mine, either, because I don’t believe
-in scandal, but any evening the Old Sport is wanted he
-will be found at his home address with his wife and a
-kid who looks like him.</p>
-
-<p>As for the lady; she has a genius that she is just beginning
-to appreciate.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">211</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_22">CONCERNING A SYRIAN BEAUTY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Transplant the Oriental to the Occident, or in plain
-words bring a nice-looking girl from the East to New
-York, for instance, and nine times out of ten there is
-sure to be something doing. Most of the doings, to be
-sure, are under the rose, but every once in a while
-some hint bobs to the surface and the news is wafted
-about by every breeze of a whisper.</p>
-
-<p>In his very handsomely appointed suite of apartments
-on the upper West Side is a young fellow who
-has good enough blood in his veins to be game and take
-his medicine, and with sense enough to keep his mouth
-shut. Across the bridge of his nose are three knife
-cuts made by a blade that was very keen, which was
-held by a hand that knew its business. His doctor
-tells him that it is not at all serious, even though inconvenient—you
-know how doctors talk when there
-is a good fat fee at the other end of the line. He also
-says that there is nothing in the world that will prevent
-and eradicate those three disfiguring scars, even
-after the wound has been thoroughly healed and every
-possible surgical precaution taken.</p>
-
-<p>And there’s the rub.</p>
-
-<p>Through all the rest of his life this man, upon whom
-the world has been smiling since his birth, will be
-marked with the signs of his folly.</p>
-
-<p>So much for the present.</p>
-
-<p>Now for the recent past.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_23" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_212.jpg" width="446" height="616" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Put her in tights and she would have been an Oriental sensation</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">213</span>
-The woman was a Syrian beauty with sloe eyes and
-an olive skin that was like a piece of copper-hued satin,
-so soft and smooth and free from blemish was it.
-There was a faint flush of red in her cheeks, too, as if
-the hot blood was trying to break through the tender
-skin. Her lips were red and full, and because of all
-that riot of color her teeth showed whiter than they
-really were. She had, besides, small feet and slim,
-trim ankles.</p>
-
-<p>Any wise man will appreciate that and understand
-why they are brought into this story. Up to the age
-of twenty-five the male animal looks at the female
-face and is satisfied. After that no such casual scrutiny
-satisfies him. First face, hair and general contour,
-then ankles, and often it is the last view which does
-the work or turns the trick, which is the same thing,
-only it is expressed differently. This is with the assumption,
-of course, that the man has enough discrimination
-to want quality, not quantity. Quantity is
-unwieldy and unsatisfactory from every viewpoint
-except from that of the gentleman who is in the
-butcher business, and who wants a standing advertisement
-for his shop. <em>Embonpoint</em> is all right in sausages
-but not in women, excepting—and that is understood—those
-on dime museum platforms.</p>
-
-<p>The first name of the lady was Dekka, the rest was
-unpronounceable and we’ll let it go at that. She was a
-seller of Oriental goods, not from a Tenderloin standpoint,
-but real merchandise such as is recognized by
-the law—laces, draperies, bits of cunningly embroidered
-silks, and even rugs, which she called carpets,
-with the accent on the first syllable. Her stock was
-carried in a dress suit case which was handled by her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">214</span>
-“brother,” who was also a Syrian, and he only resembled
-her because he, too, had black eyes, an olive skin
-and dark crispy hair, to say nothing of his small feet.</p>
-
-<p>Day after day they went in and out of houses, flats
-and apartments, visiting none but the best, and calling
-an express wagon into service when a rug display was
-necessary. She was the brains of the combination and
-did all the selling. His job was done when he put the
-satchel down by her side. Then he effaced himself and
-was invisible until she was ready to exit, when he made
-a mysterious reappearance from somewhere.</p>
-
-<p>And that’s the soup of the story; the roast follows.</p>
-
-<p>The Jap valet to the young man of means and leisure
-announced to him one afternoon that a dark lady—makes
-you think of the queen of spades, doesn’t it?—wanted
-to see him and wouldn’t take no for an answer.</p>
-
-<p>“Bring her in,” said Jimmy, who was feeling in just
-the right kind of a humor to see anyone, even a man
-to whom he owed money, and in a moment she had
-slipped into the room as lightly as a cat walking on
-wet grass. There was the sound of her French heels
-hitting the bare spots on the polished floor that was
-music to him, and he wondered what there was in the
-meeting of leather and wood that was so attractive and
-just a bit different from anything he had ever heard
-before.</p>
-
-<p>She courtesied in a friendly, intimate sort of a way,
-and then spoke:</p>
-
-<p>“Good day; the lady? Can I show her some laces?
-Very fine.”</p>
-
-<p>There was just the faintest touch of an accent in her
-voice, but it was rather pleasant than otherwise, and it
-seemed to have a very soothing effect on him.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">215</span>
-“There is no lady here,” he laughed, “that is, not
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, too bad, and such a nice place, too. It is so
-beautiful.”</p>
-
-<p>She half turned as if to go, and he stepped toward
-her.</p>
-
-<p>“What have you got to sell? I might buy something.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are so kind; I have them here,” and she motioned
-to the next room. “My brother bring them, then
-he go ’way. It is very heavy to carry all the time.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yama,” called he, “bring it in, whatever it is,” and
-in a moment the Jap came lugging the leather case.</p>
-
-<p>Jimmy noted how deftly the shapely brown fingers
-unfastened the brass catches, and as she leaned over
-he found himself studying her with the eye of a man
-who has seen and known a great many women of all
-kinds and all nationalities with one or two exceptions,
-and one of the exceptions was Syrian. A faint perfume,
-the odor of which he failed to recognize, seemed
-to fill the room, and he knew it came from her, and he
-became suddenly aware that he was taking more interest
-in the saleswoman than he was in the goods she
-was about to offer him.</p>
-
-<p>When the bag had been opened and the contents
-tumbled out promiscuously, without any attempt at
-order or display, she sat down on the rug beside them.
-She picked out a lace scarf and carefully smoothing out
-its folds held it before him.</p>
-
-<p>“Very fine,” she said; “all made by hand, see?” and
-she pointed to the heavy embroidery.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right,” he answered, but he wasn’t looking
-at the silk, he was looking straight in her eyes and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">216</span>
-wondering why it was he had never met a woman with
-eyes as black as those before.</p>
-
-<p>“You are not looking,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“I am,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>“At the scarf, I mean.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, there is something better.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I am only selling the scarf to you,” and she began
-to fold it up while her cheeks became more red.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the price?” asked Jimmy.</p>
-
-<p>“Only $6, and very cheap.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right, I’ll take it; let me see what else you’ve
-got there.”</p>
-
-<p>And presently they were both sitting on the rug, he
-on one side of the bag and she on the other. In a half
-hour he had spent one hundred dollars, but to save his
-life he couldn’t have told what it was he had bought
-and, what was more, he didn’t care.</p>
-
-<p>He laid the crisp new bill on her knee, and as she
-began to fold up the remnant of her stock he asked
-questions.</p>
-
-<p>“You said your brother went around with you. Is
-he really your brother or something else?”</p>
-
-<p>“My own brother; why should I tell you a lie?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know except that there are a great many
-brothers and cousins in this world who are not brothers
-or cousins at all, except as a matter of convenience.
-You know, I think you are a nice little girl and I fancy
-I’m getting just a bit gone on you. I don’t mind buying
-things from you, but I should like it if you and I
-could be friends.”</p>
-
-<p>By this time they were standing up; the suit case had
-been closed and it was still between them, as if it was
-a sort of a guardian.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">217</span>
-“Couldn’t you stay here and have a little lunch with
-me? We’ll have it right away and you’ll be away in an
-hour. Where’s your brother?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, he always waits somewhere—outside, maybe.”</p>
-
-<p>“In the other room?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no; sometimes in the hall and sometimes in the
-street; sometimes he goes away and comes back again.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, this time he can wait a little longer. Yama,”
-calling to the Jap, “get some lunch and hurry up.”</p>
-
-<p>He picked up the barrier of a dress suit case and put
-it one side, then he walked over to her and putting his
-arm around her waist, pulled her toward him and
-kissed her squarely on the mouth.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” she cried, “what are you doing?”</p>
-
-<p>“Kissing you. I’ve bought your silks and now I’m
-ready to invest in kisses, and I find,” he remarked, as
-he kissed her again, “that your kisses are the best.”</p>
-
-<p>The blood leaped to his brain, and he held her so
-tightly that it seemed as if he would crush her.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve made me fall in love with you,” he said, and
-that strange Oriental perfume which came to him from
-her seemed to make him mad. “I want you to go away
-with me; will you? We’ll go wherever you like, and
-you will not have to sell those things any more. You
-can have all the money to spend that you want and
-you will be a lady.”</p>
-
-<p>Here was a picture strong enough to turn the head
-of any woman, much less a Syrian straight from peasant
-stock, brought into the world by accident, with a
-face like a Madonna and with a supple, pliant figure
-that made men turn around and look after her. A girl
-who had known what privation and hardship was, and
-who came of a race where women were born to be servants<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">218</span>
-and made to wait on men, the masters. Her beauty
-had brought her nothing and now it had suddenly become
-an asset, a stock in trade of so great value that
-for the rest of her life she would know neither work,
-nor care, nor trouble. The blood rushing through her
-veins made her dizzy and her head fell forward as her
-eyes half closed. One brown arm crept up and around
-the neck of this strong, broad-shouldered American,
-and it kept her from falling to the floor in the excess
-of her emotion. He felt her going, and picking her
-up, carried her to the big armchair over in the corner,
-where she cuddled up like a rabbit. She was clasping
-and unclasping her fingers nervously as he stood looking
-at her and her half-closed eyes never once met his.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter?” he asked, bending over. “Can
-I do anything for you?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” she whispered; “I was only thinking of my
-brother.”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t want to mind him; he’s all right wherever
-he is.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not that, but he might not want—he might not like
-you to—to love me,” and she looked up at him.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll take care of your brother all right. Because
-he is your brother I will do what I can for him. Why,
-I will——”</p>
-
-<p>The voice of the Jap came from the other room just
-as Jimmy was settling himself on the edge of the big
-chair, and had his arm around the Syrian’s neck.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” it said, “you wait; I see.”</p>
-
-<p>There was an angry voice raised in expostulation,
-and then before the man could move the brother came
-bounding through the parted curtains. He paused for
-just one brief moment and then shrieked:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">219</span>
-“Dekka.” He said something else, too, but it was in
-his own language and only the woman understood, but
-whatever it was it made her shrink still lower in her
-seat and cover her face with her hands. He was on
-Jimmy like a cat, and three times, even though the
-frightened Jap was trying to pull him off, he cut, and
-each cut was across the bridge of the nose, and the
-knife blade went as true and sure to the mark as
-though it was in the hands of a surgeon on a patient
-who was under ether. Then with one firm grip on
-the wrist of the girl he dragged her to the door and
-out, while the faithful Yama was using the silk scarfs—the
-ones which had just been bought—trying to
-staunch the flow of blood.</p>
-
-<p>And that’s the story.</p>
-
-<p>And the moral of it is that every man should stick to
-his own race and his own blood, Caucasian to Caucasian
-and Oriental to Oriental, for there are some
-things in this world that don’t mix any more than oil
-and water.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_219" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 5em;">
- <img src="images/i_219.png" width="68" height="123" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_24" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_220.jpg" width="441" height="637" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">The first pair are in the ring, the talk ceases, and the show is on</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">221</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_23">THE REJUVENATION OF PATSY</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>We’ll just take in a fight to-night for a change. I’ve
-had you Down the Line, over on the East Side, in the
-wine joints, behind the scenes, and in half a dozen of
-the so-called swell restaurants, and all the time there
-have been all kinds of punching matches going on in a
-dozen different halls, “Clubs,” they are called, just
-to sidestep the stern arm of the law, but what difference
-does it make to a good sport so long as the men
-are well matched and they are willing to mix it at all
-times?</p>
-
-<p>Three rounds are the limit, but there is a lot doing
-between bell and bell—enough to make even the most
-seasoned ringster sit up and look around as if to say:</p>
-
-<p>“Now here is some punching that does a man’s heart
-good—it seems like old times, when——.” You know
-the rest about the days of long ago, and if you listen to
-him he will hand you a line of talk that will put you
-away for the count.</p>
-
-<p>You may talk as you like about all the sports you
-know, but after all there is nothing like a good go with
-the gloves between a pair who know their business, and
-there are few men who have any red blood in their
-veins who will not go a long ways to see a slugfest.
-Of course you’ll always find up against some bar
-a bunch of dead ones who will stretch their arms
-and say:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">222</span>
-“Not for mine; I’ve seen all I want to see, and I
-wouldn’t go around the corner to get a ringside seat at
-a go between Roosevelt and Kaiser Wilhelm.”</p>
-
-<p>There’s a screw loose somewhere in these fellows, or
-else they are drying of dry rot and don’t know it. Nine
-out of ten of them are bigger around the waist than
-they are around the chest, and they invariably talk
-loud.</p>
-
-<p>There’s a little club that I know of where you can
-get a great run for your money, and we will go there.</p>
-
-<p>It’s a case of come early and avoid the rush, for
-when the gong rings for the first bout there is only
-standing room left and that is at a premium because
-the prices are low. The manager doesn’t have to
-bother his head about making matches because the
-“talent” comes to him, and it often happens that the
-men who furnish the preliminaries are picked from
-out of the audience. These three-round affairs have
-done a lot to bring out a bunch of new ones; any
-young fellow who knows any part of the game can go
-on and get a try-out. He earns a few dollars and if
-he proves to be good, he is boosted along the line.</p>
-
-<p>There is a mixed crowd on hand to-night, and you
-can expect a good card. In one of the ringside seats
-is the district attorney, a man who loves a fair fight in
-or out of the ring. Further up are a few brokers who
-have thought it worth while to come down here for
-one night, anyhow. It is safe to say that every class
-in life is represented, the man who is worth a million
-rubs elbows with the ten-dollar-a-week clerk and they
-fraternize as freely as though they were chums.</p>
-
-<p>“This Abe Attell is a clever boy, but they say he
-hasn’t the punch,” ventures the clerk.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">223</span>
-“Yes, I saw him recently and he made that big
-fellow look like a cart horse,” returns the man of
-money.</p>
-
-<p>The fellow who paid one-tenth of his weekly stipend
-to join the club for that one night, which, by the way,
-is the system employed to evade the law on the subject,
-pulls out a cigarette, and asks:</p>
-
-<p>“Can I trouble you for a light?”</p>
-
-<p>“No trouble at all,” comes the cheerful answer, and
-a glowing perfecto, which cost not less than thirty-five
-cents, is handed over.</p>
-
-<p>That miscellaneous crowd is welded into one solid
-mass by the masonry of sport, even though individual
-opinions are retained, and the opinion of a seasoned
-ring-goer is set hard and deep as the rock of Gibraltar.</p>
-
-<p>The smoke is wafted back and forth like the tidal
-currents of the sea and the exertions of a hundred
-devotees of nicotine are adding to it every moment.
-An interminable buzz of voices fills the big room, and
-there is fight in the very air.</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you the old man could lick O’Brien any day
-he wanted to; he’s got the punch and he can stand the
-gaff, ain’t that enough?” This in a strident voice from
-the cheaper seats, and it was answered at once by
-an argument that was apparently deemed irrefutable:</p>
-
-<p>“Why didn’t he do it?”</p>
-
-<p>Near the door is a fight bug whom no one ever heard
-of, and who is interesting simply because he is a freak.
-He is voluble, emphatic and vainglorious.</p>
-
-<p>“I kin beat Britt an’ he knows it, an’ dat’s the reason
-he won’t give me a chanst. He’d be a pipe fer me, ‘cos
-I’d infight him, an’ he couldn’t stand my body punchin’.
-Dere’s where I’m great—on dose body blows. I challenged<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">224</span>
-him three times an’ he never paid no attention
-to me. He’s afraid uv me, dat’s what he is. I kin
-beat ’em all if dey’ll only cum to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“You couldn’t beat a carpet,” shouts a wit, and the
-bug is temporarily squelched.</p>
-
-<p>The noise of the voices is suddenly emphasized—the
-first pair are coming and the show is on. Into the ring
-they climb from opposite corners, principals and seconds,
-and then, more leisurely, as befits the dignity
-of his exalted position, comes the announcer. They
-all have the same speech, which has been doing duty
-for generations, and this one is no different from the
-rest:</p>
-
-<p>“A little order, please, gentlemen, and stop smoking
-while the bouts are on.” But no one ever pays any
-attention to that last. “These two boys,” he calls them
-by name, “both members of this club,” another neat
-little scheme to evade the law, “will box three rounds
-for scientific points only. Keep a little order, please,
-because if you make a noise the bouts will be stopped.
-The men will box straight Marquis of Queensberry
-rules. All ready, boys.”</p>
-
-<p>He waves his hands toward the corners, and then
-backs through the ropes conscious of a duty well performed.
-The gloves, a bit too big for the majority of
-the onlookers, have in the meantime been adjusted,
-the referee calls “Time,” they step to the center, shake
-hands and get down to work. Sparring doesn’t go in
-bouts of such short duration, so it’s a case of mix it
-from the start. Here is a sturdy little Italian against
-a good, fast and clever Irish lad. The good-natured
-grin of the former is never relaxed for a moment as
-he wades in, taking a punch to give one. This fellow<span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">225</span>
-is fighting his way out of debt, and he’s well on the
-road to financial freedom now. Last year he figured
-in more than one star fight and he looked like a money-maker.
-He took care of his end of the purse every
-time, but on one of his Southern trips he fell in with
-a girl that he grew to think pretty well of, and it wasn’t
-long before she became the custodian of his coin.
-When the bank roll was big enough to suit her, she
-blew with another boy and left this one broke. That’s
-the reason he’s putting the gloves on and going three
-hard rounds for a ten spot now. The Irish boy is
-punching him at will and counting up the points every
-time they come together, but there is steam behind
-those blows of the Italian, and it isn’t hard to predict
-the result if they were to go ten rounds instead of
-three. At the finish they are furiously mixing it in a
-corner, and the gong rings its notification more than
-once before they break away, shake hands, the Italian
-still smiling, and climb out to make way for the next
-pair.</p>
-
-<p>The boys are put on as fast as they can bring them
-in the ring, and the bouts are all good ones. Finally
-there is only one more to come, and it is that for which
-the crowd has been waiting.</p>
-
-<p>Before the announcer can do his next stunt half a
-hundred hands—gloved and ungloved—are coming together
-in applause. The cue came when a trim built,
-muscular little fellow, whose condition is not too good,
-slips through the ropes. He smiles cordially at the
-crowd and nods his head jerkily in response to the
-reception.</p>
-
-<p>“I take pleasure in introducing Patsy Haley,” begins
-the announcer, but he is stopped by the applause which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">226</span>
-breaks out again, and he fails to get in that saving
-clause about the “club member” business. As if Patsy
-needed any introduction to that crowd of sports, young
-or old, who have seen him fight when he was at his
-best. How can they ever forget the wonderful cleverness
-he used to show? Don’t you remember when
-he fought Terry McGovern before the Lenox Athletic
-Club in 1899? It was all Patsy up to the eighteenth
-round, and even the wonderful Terry couldn’t find him
-until then, when he landed the crashing punch that
-gave him the big end of the purse. Is it any wonder
-that they applaud him? He’s too wise for the best
-of them for three rounds even to-day, for he can stall
-and get away with as little effort as a kid makes when
-he goes up against a nursing bottle. He hits when
-and where he likes and how he likes, but he has no
-punch, as the youngster who is up against him soon
-finds out, and so he wades in to do a little execution
-with a wild, swinging right, but the glove never gets
-within three inches of Patsy’s smiling face. It is jab,
-jab, jab with the old-timer, and the crowd roars its
-approval, while the Kid’s seconds keep calling to him
-in stage whispers which can be heard all over the
-house, <span class="locked">to—</span></p>
-
-<p>“Mix it there, Kid, one punch will do him.”</p>
-
-<p>Their advice is good, but the bewildered, dazed kid,
-not hurt a bit, but simply made dizzy by those lightning-like
-feints, followed by taps that push his head
-back and throw him off his balance, can’t make good.
-He rushes, swinging as he comes in, but he finds himself
-breasting the ropes, and he turns only to get a
-straight left square on the point of the nose.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">227</span>
-It’s very discouraging work for a novice. You see,
-he’s evidently been figuring on going into the ring and
-putting this old-timer away and then getting his name
-and picture in the sporting papers. It’s a hundred
-to one that he’s been in training, and he’s had it
-all framed up with his trainer just how he was going
-to do the trick. It seemed very easy in that stable, or
-loft, or wherever it was that he had his punching bag
-and skipping rope, and he was told there was no harm
-in a dozen of Patsy’s punches rolled into one. He
-knows that now, but that merciless, pitiless jab is
-enough to worry anyone, and besides, his arms are beginning
-to ache with the effort of swinging and hitting
-nothing.</p>
-
-<p>“Close in, Kid; close in.”</p>
-
-<p>They are calling to him again and he makes another
-rush. He is going to try to knock the smile off that
-face this time. He puts all his effort in the blow and
-lets go. He misses, and the force of it brings him to
-his knees as the bell rings for the end of the first round.</p>
-
-<p>He takes his seat and he knows that those yells are
-not for him.</p>
-
-<p>His seconds and counsellors are there as quickly as
-he is, and while he is being fanned, and rubbed and
-sprayed, he is also being advised how to do it next
-time. Over in the other corner Patsy is talking laughingly
-with some ringside friends.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re as fast as ever, son,” says one. “How are
-you feeling?”</p>
-
-<p>That is always the proper thing to ask a man who is
-in the ring—that is, when you’ve nothing else to say.
-I’ll bet no man ever went in the ring who wasn’t asked
-that question at least a dozen times. It seems to be<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">228</span>
-sort of a stock query, just as every rube considers it his
-bounden duty to ask an actor who plays his town:</p>
-
-<p>“Where do you go from here?” As if it made any
-difference to him where the actor went, but he feels he
-has to say something, so he says that.</p>
-
-<p>The gong rings, and they’re at it again. The Kid
-has a new set of tactics now, and he proceeds to put
-them into execution, so as soon as he leaves his chair
-he starts on a run for his opponent. He’s going after
-him this time, sure enough. Out goes the left and
-around goes the right. The right gets Patsy just behind
-the ear and shakes him up a bit.</p>
-
-<p>“Go after him; you’ve got him,” call out the seconds.
-He thinks so, too, and he draws back when the
-versatile Patsy slips into a clinch.</p>
-
-<p>“Break there; break now,” calls the referee. The
-Kid is pushed away and his antagonist dances back
-out of reach, not showing the slightest evidence of distress.
-Truly this is no cinch. Again and again an attempt
-is made to land that finishing punch, but each
-time it fails to connect, and when it does land it doesn’t
-seem to land in the right place. In a mixup his chance
-comes again, and he rips up a right to the stomach so
-hard that the old-timer grunts. That gives him a little
-courage and after the break he rushes again, but the
-jaw that he aimed for is not there. His nose is beginning
-to get a bit sore when the bell rings with rather a
-welcome sound.</p>
-
-<p>Lacking the punch this “vet” seems to be all right
-for three rounds. He’s a bit winded, to be sure, but
-who wouldn’t be under the circumstances? It’s good,
-anyhow, to see him with the mitts on once more. It<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">229</span>
-makes a fellow think of old times. I am just about to
-become reminiscent when the gong rings again.</p>
-
-<p>“Shake hands and windup,” says the referee.</p>
-
-<p>The padded fists meet for an instant, the Kid steps
-back one pace and then lunges forward. He comes in
-with a jab, and he catches Haley squarely on the mouth
-with his left. Aha, he has landed. He pulls his right
-back to follow it up, but in that fraction of a second
-his chance has gone, for he’s up against a ring general.
-Two more futile rushes and then he tried again. This
-time he misses with the left, but starting his right without
-pulling back, he catches his man on the jaw just in
-front of the ear. He feels the blow land and then he
-starts in with rights and lefts, but shifty Patsy steps
-inside of them and they go around his neck. In a
-frenzy the Kid pushes him away, but for his trouble he
-gets another jab on that sore nose that brings the moisture
-to his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“Make him fight, Kid,” bawls the trainer; “go after
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>He might as well go after a dancing sunbeam as to
-go after the elusive, shifty, smiling Patsy, who is
-stalling and jabbing the third round away, and when
-the final gong rings he is still going after him with
-nothing doing. There is bitterness in his heart, but it
-doesn’t last, for when they shake hands, the little fellow
-who made many a good one in his day look like
-a draught horse, remarks:</p>
-
-<p>“You’re all right, Kid, and you’ll beat a lot of them
-some day.”</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_25" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_230.jpg" width="439" height="652" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">The glitter of a circus became too much for them to resist</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">231</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_24">A CASE OF KNOCKOUT DROPS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>In a back room of a place just off Broadway sat a
-good-looking brunette—you will notice all these girls
-of mine are good looking—and three young fellows of
-the kind known to the police as “cadets.” There was
-nothing unusual about this room except that it was
-better furnished than you would have expected, and it
-had expensive oil paintings on the walls. Besides, it
-was carpeted. All this would mean higher-priced
-drinks if not a better service.</p>
-
-<p>It was a drinking place where women might come
-with their escorts and feel reasonably safe from intrusion,
-and midnight was its busiest hour. Just now was
-the calm which precedes the storm, and there were
-not enough guests to induce the waiters to cease their
-gossiping and loafing in the big room outside.</p>
-
-<p>The woman who sat there at the little round table
-was a common type; you can see her like wherever
-you go, especially at night. When the sun has gone
-down and the lights are bright, she flutters out of
-some cave-like dwelling like a new kind of butterfly,
-with the instincts of the moth, in that she flutters only
-at night, and in her veins runs the blood of a hunter,
-for she is ever on the trail.</p>
-
-<p>This one is pretty in a negative sort of way. Her
-features are regular, her teeth are white and strong,
-and her eyes are bright and have expression, but if you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">232</span>
-will look close you will notice a hard glance there.
-It is neither merciful nor kind.</p>
-
-<p>She has emotions, but they are hardly worth considering,
-for they are of the baser sort.</p>
-
-<p>She has nerve, daring, courage and calmness, and
-because her life has been a constant warfare she fears
-nothing. She may dread the touch of a policeman’s
-hand and the command to “Come on,” but she doesn’t
-fear it. There is a difference, you know, between the
-words of fear and dread.</p>
-
-<p>It is unfortunate that she was born to be what she is.</p>
-
-<p>Her first adventure in life was when she became infatuated
-with the glitter of the arena, and with a girl
-companion of her own age took up with a couple of
-clowns attached to a circus. But she soon found the
-difference between the dressing tents and reserved
-seats and headed for the nearest big city.</p>
-
-<p>“There ain’t a case note among the four of us,” remarks
-one of the men. “I think we’re a bunch of
-shines. The first thing you know we’ll have to go out
-and look for jobs.”</p>
-
-<p>The girl was drumming idly on the table with her
-fingers.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re the strongest one of the lot, what’s the matter
-with you making a start?” said another to the one
-who had just spoken.</p>
-
-<p>“I’d look nice getting up with the milk wagons,
-wouldn’t I?”</p>
-
-<p>The girl stopped her drumming and glanced up.</p>
-
-<p>“You can leave me out of all this argument,” she remarked,
-“for I don’t figure. No more Broadway for
-mine after ten o’clock to-night, and it’s a case of good-by
-for you, too, Jack.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">233</span>
-“I suppose that’s another one of your funny jokes,”
-said Jack, “but I don’t like those kind of stories, so
-you can cut it out.”</p>
-
-<p>“No funny story about it at all,” she went on, in that
-even, monotonous way which is particularly aggravating.
-“I’m tired of this way of living, and I’m tired of
-being a coaling station, and I know when I got
-enough.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where are you going?”</p>
-
-<p>She had resumed her drumming and paid no attention.</p>
-
-<p>“Who are you going with?”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s none of your damned business.”</p>
-
-<p>He leaned forward and taking her by the wrist gave
-her a vicious pull toward him.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose it’s that guy from the country?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, what if it is?” she said defiantly, and then, as
-if she had suddenly made up her mind, she went on,
-talking rapidly, as a woman will do when she is under
-a nervous strain:</p>
-
-<p>“He’s going to do what you never thought of doing—he’s
-going to marry me and make me decent—if it
-ain’t too late. He’s going to meet me here at ten
-o’clock and we’re going to jump to the Coast. He’s
-got the coin, for he’s sold out his farm. He’s going to
-take me out there, and he says we are going to begin
-all over again; that I’ll have a good chance, for nobody
-will know where I came from. What do I get here?
-Nothing. If I’m sick I can go to the hospital or die in
-my room like a rat in a garret. I haven’t a friend in
-the world who would do anything for me on the level
-and for pure friendship’s sake. If I was to grow old
-to-morrow, I couldn’t get enough to buy a cup of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">234</span>
-coffee, and of all the good fellows I know there is only
-one who would walk across the street to do anything
-for me just because he liked me. You’re broke now,
-and you are wondering how you are going to get money,
-but you know down in your heart that you’re expecting
-me to get it for you. You’ve got a long wait,
-for I’ll not get it. I’m through, and that settles it.”</p>
-
-<p>“So you’ve been meeting this fellow on the quiet,
-have you?” asked the one who was called Jack.</p>
-
-<p>“No, I haven’t seen him for five years.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t think you can kid me; how have you been
-framing things up then if you haven’t been meeting
-him?”</p>
-
-<p>She gazed at him steadily for a moment as if she
-were shaping her course, and then she said:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’ll just put you right for once. I suppose
-you’ve heard of the mail. Well, I’ve been getting letters
-from him, and here,” pulling one from a little
-handbag she carried, “is the last one.”</p>
-
-<p>With a quick, deft movement he snatched it from
-her hand and opened it. At the first line he laughed
-loudly.</p>
-
-<p>“He’s nutty, all right—he must have it bad. Listen
-to him:”</p>
-
-<p>He began to read.</p>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">My Dear Little Girl</span>:—I have just received your
-letter, and the world looks different to me already. I
-don’t want you to tell me any more about yourself, for
-I don’t want to know any more. We have nothing to
-do with the past now, it is only the future which concerns
-us and that will be what we make it. I have sold
-the old farm, so we have $12,000 to start with, and I
-shall be in New York at the place you suggest and on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">235</span>
-time to the minute, so you can look for me. Don’t
-bother about baggage or any of your personal belongings,
-for all we will want is a minister. After that
-we can talk things over. I hate to leave the old place,
-but it makes no difference now that I’m going to have
-you.</p>
-
-<p class="sigright">
-Yours always, <span class="in6 smcap">Joe</span>.
-</p>
-
-<p>He handed the letter back to her.</p>
-
-<p>“Little girl, you’re all right after all, ain’t she, fellows?
-Landed a guy with $12,000 in cold coin, and
-he’ll have the goods on him, too, I suppose. We won’t
-do a thing but take that bank roll away and send him
-back to the farm again.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he turned to the girl.</p>
-
-<p>“How’s the best way to do it? Give him the peter?
-Maybe it will be best to take him up to the room and
-wait till he gets asleep. It’s your job, Maude, so we’ll
-do as you say. It’s only nine o’clock, and we’ve got
-an hour yet to frame it up.”</p>
-
-<p>She was looking at him with horror in her face.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re wrong,” she cried, “he’s not to be trimmed.
-He’s going to marry me and we are going away.
-There’s no job about this, and I want you to leave him
-alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll leave him alone all right, and when you see
-the new front on me to-morrow you’ll think I own
-Broadway. Twelve thousand dollars, why, the four
-of us can go to Europe on that.”</p>
-
-<p>Then she stood up.</p>
-
-<p>“If you touch him or try to turn him off I’ll call in a
-cop and have you all pinched,” and she swept her hand
-at them with an inclusive movement.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">236</span>
-“Don’t go off your nut like that, everything will be
-all right,” said Jack. “You’ll get your bit, no matter
-what happens, but you’re talking like a crazy woman.
-You never used to be like this. You’ve been in tougher
-jobs before. You just think you’re stuck on this Joe
-because he writes you a nice letter, but there’s nothing
-to it. You stick to me and I’ll stick to you, and this
-bundle will put us on Easy Street. Why don’t you be
-nice?”</p>
-
-<p>She had partly turned her back on them and was
-looking at one of the pictures on the wall.</p>
-
-<p>It is when a woman is silent that she is most dangerous,
-because then she is thinking. Give a woman time
-to think and you are simply supplying her with ammunition.
-But the stupid man who had dominated by
-brute force knew nothing of this. To him her silence
-meant acquiescence, and he scented an easy victory.</p>
-
-<p>With a quick, alert nod of his head he motioned the
-other two from the room, and they left silently and like
-automatons, their feet on the carpet giving forth no
-sound, but her senses were keen and she knew when
-they had gone. As the door closed behind them she
-turned around with a smile on her face.</p>
-
-<p>“I think,” she said, “that you will be a fool as long
-as you live. Here I find a man with a big roll, and arrange
-to have him bring it to us on a gold plate and
-you turn around, make me give my hand away, and
-declare those two dead ones in on the play. You’ll
-never have sense if you live to be a hundred years old.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at her admiringly.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re better than I thought,” he said at last.
-“We’ll jump to Europe on this. Wait ’till I get a paper
-and see if there is a ship sailing to-morrow morning.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">237</span>
-We’ll make a quick getaway from the whole crowd.”</p>
-
-<p>He almost ran through the door in his eagerness.</p>
-
-<p>He was back in a few moments with a newspaper in
-his hand. Eagerly he scanned the columns devoted to
-shipping news.</p>
-
-<p>“Good,” he ejaculated, “there’s one goes to France.
-Sails at nine o’clock. We’ll head for Paris—there’s the
-place to buy your clothes; swell, too, and cheap; and
-we won’t take anything with us, we’ll buy it all there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Get down to cases,” she said sharply. “How are
-you going to do this?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got the peter drops,” he said, putting his hand
-to his pocket. “That’ll be the easiest way. We’ll just
-dope him a bit, grab the money, get out quick, and lay
-low somewhere until to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p>“You know best,” she said, but her voice had a
-strained tone in it that escaped him. “But whatever
-you do, whenever I give you any kind of a tip take it
-quick, see.”</p>
-
-<p>Even as she spoke the door was pushed open and a
-well-built, brown-faced young fellow strode in, looked
-around, paused irresolutely, and then went toward her
-with a smile on his face and his hand outstretched.</p>
-
-<p>“You see, I’m on time, Maude,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Joe, and I’ve been waiting for you a long
-while. This is a friend of mine who has been very
-good to me, and I want you to know him. His name
-is Jack. That’s been enough for me and I guess it will
-be enough for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s have one drink, and then I’ll have to be getting
-along,” said Jack, briskly.</p>
-
-<p>The other didn’t drink, but the coaxing of the girl
-made him almost forget his name, and three glasses of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">238</span>
-whiskey were ordered from the man who came at the
-summons of the bell.</p>
-
-<p>They were about to drink when she suddenly exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Joe, here’s a picture that always makes me
-think of the old days; see, that one with the lake,” and
-as Joe looked the other man deftly poured the dose into
-the waiting glass. She saw it done and nodded her approval,
-and then, while they were still talking about
-the picture, she asked Jack to get her a pencil so she
-could write a note. In little affairs of this kind strict
-obedience to an order is absolutely necessary, so he did
-not question her, but went at once.</p>
-
-<p>When he returned they were sitting at the table
-again.</p>
-
-<p>“Now for our last drink together,” she remarked
-gayly, “and here’s that we may all be happy,” and she
-looked at Jack.</p>
-
-<p>And so they drank, and then Jack set himself to
-watching furtively out of the corner of his eye this
-man with the money. He fell to wondering just where
-it was, and turned cold at the thought that it might
-have been left at some place for safe keeping. Once
-his eyes closed and he opened them with an effort. The
-girl said something, and it took him some little time
-before his brain could figure out what he ought to say
-in reply, and longer still for his lips to form the words.
-She was talking rapidly, but her voice seemed a great
-distance away.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on, Joe,” he heard that all right. “Come on,
-it’s time we were going. We must hurry.”</p>
-
-<p>It didn’t seem at all strange to him that they should
-want to hurry; in fact, it seemed quite natural.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">239</span>
-“If he’s a friend of yours we ought not to leave him
-here like that.” That was the man’s voice, he could
-swear to that.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on,” she said again, and for hours afterward
-it was as if the world was filled with women shouting
-“come on, come on,” to tall, athletic young fellows with
-blue eyes and brown faces, and the incessant murmur
-of it all made his head ache.</p>
-
-<p>Then he was being violently handled by someone
-who appeared to be intent upon annoying him and
-causing his head to hurt still worse.</p>
-
-<p>He was slapped and walked, and a strange, queer
-liquid was being forced between his teeth.</p>
-
-<p>Then he opened his eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re all right now, I guess,” said a man’s unfamiliar
-voice.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter?” he asked thickly.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing much, only you’ve been drugged and your
-heart came near quitting. Lie down now and rest up
-a bit and you’ll be all right after a while.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where the devil am I?” he asked, after the manner
-of the abducted girl in the society drama.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re in the hospital—you ought to be glad you’re
-alive.”</p>
-
-<div id="ip_239" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 17em;">
- <img src="images/i_239.png" width="263" height="97" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_26" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_240.jpg" width="439" height="635" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Wild revelry of the masked ball and the perfect ladies with the hot sports</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">241</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_25">DISCOVERING A PRIMA DONNA</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The great see-saw of life is as interesting as a poker
-game if you only have a mind to watch it, but, like the
-poker game, it must be thoroughly understood and
-closely studied to appreciate the fine points. In the
-beginning we all take cards, we all draw to fill; the
-winning hands slip easily through life, while the four
-flushes try to bluff it out, and there’s many a four
-flush in New York to-day who is getting away with it.</p>
-
-<p>Many a girl who wears a sailor hat never saw a
-yacht, and many a man who wears a diamond pin
-couldn’t pay fifty cents on the dollar if it came to a
-show down.</p>
-
-<p>But that isn’t the story by any means.</p>
-
-<p>I call this little recital of facts the beginning and the
-end; you’ll see why later as the plot thickens.</p>
-
-<p>New York with the lid on is New York just the
-same, no matter what the police say. It’s all there,
-only it is covered up a bit.</p>
-
-<p>The shades are pulled closer, but the lights and
-everything else are behind them.</p>
-
-<p>The wild revelry of the masked ball is toned down
-not one jot, and the perfect ladies in tights who help
-to make life endurable for the sports on these occasions
-do not add, so far as can be seen, even so much
-as one piece of jewelry to their scant costumes.</p>
-
-<p>You may never have seen the kind of room I’m
-going to introduce to you, but if you haven’t it’s your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">242</span>
-fault, for they are common enough, not only in New
-York, but in many other cities.</p>
-
-<p>There’s space enough for dancing here, and the
-floor is polished like glass. Around the sides are round
-tables for the drinkers, and they are the most important
-feature, for if you don’t drink, or at least order
-drinks, you had better skiddoo, for you’ll not have a
-very pleasant time.</p>
-
-<p>At one end of the room is an orchestra, consisting
-of a piano and a violin. I don’t need to call your attention
-to the fact that the fellow who is playing the
-violin knows his business. You can tell that by the
-way he handles his instrument. He never learned
-that touch out of a book, nor did he acquire that technique
-at the rate of ten lessons for a dollar, cash in advance.
-A few years before he was playing nocturnes
-and sonatas before fashionable audiences for big
-money, but he hit the slide and now he’s at the bottom—a
-dollar a night and drinks for ragtime.</p>
-
-<p>The hands on the clock which mark the flight of
-time show exactly midnight, and business is at high
-tide. It’s a case of get the money between now and
-three o’clock and then slow down, and every aggressive
-waiter in the place is hustling as if his life depended
-on it.</p>
-
-<p>A girl is standing at the piano as the orchestra
-strikes the introduction of a song. Not a bad-looking
-girl if you observe her closely. Rather a strong face,
-good, honest blue eyes, set well apart, and a chin in
-which there is some hint of determination and self-reliance.
-She has a trim little figure, not voluptuous,
-but good to look at—the kind of a figure that seems to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">243</span>
-belong in an evening gown, and which men turn
-around to look at.</p>
-
-<p>The only thing that stamps her as an habitue of the
-place is her dress. Its gaudiness was made for the
-night. It is a street beacon which proclaims at every
-step, “follow me.” The picture hat, with the sweeping
-red feather, heightens the effect. It is all very stagey,
-and would look as garish as spangles in the honest
-light of day.</p>
-
-<p>But this is not a daylight scene, so we’ll let that
-pass.</p>
-
-<p>“Ha, there, you noisy guys, cut out that chinnin’;
-Little Melba’s goin’ ter sing. Cheese it.”</p>
-
-<p>It is the strident voice of a waiter that admonishes
-a noisy party at one of the tables, and it has an immediate
-effect.</p>
-
-<p>It’s just as well, you know, to pay a little attention
-to the advice of a waiter in a place like this.</p>
-
-<p>And so she sings her song.</p>
-
-<p>It is a refrain with a swing to it, and it tells the story
-of a man and a woman in a rather affecting way, and
-for her loyalty to him, the man calls the woman his
-pal.</p>
-
-<p>But the words don’t count here; it’s the voice, and
-you’ll see why they call her Little Melba. Every note
-is true and clear, and there is never a falter at the high
-ones.</p>
-
-<p>It doesn’t need a waiter to command order now; the
-first line of that song, as sung by her, did more than
-all the waiters in the world could do.</p>
-
-<p>It commanded the respectful attention of that mixed
-mob.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">244</span>
-At the finish of the first chorus, a sailor in the exuberance
-of his admiration, and feeling that he must
-give voice to his sentiments in some tangible manner,
-roared out:</p>
-
-<p>“You’re all right, old pal; you’re all right.”</p>
-
-<p>She smiled at the compliment, nodded at him in a
-friendly way, and then she continued.</p>
-
-<p>Every night she sang there—ten songs—and she was
-paid exactly the same as the waiters—one dollar, but
-she received in addition certain privileges, the details
-of which need not be entered into here, because they
-have nothing to do with the story.</p>
-
-<p>One of the waiters—the one who had called out for
-order—was her man. She called him another name,
-and he was known to the world by still another. As a
-matter of fact, although he didn’t know it, he belonged
-to her—although he thought she belonged to him—for
-the clothes that he wore were bought with her money,
-the food that he ate she paid for, and it was she who
-rented the place which he called home. She was the
-bread winner, she bore the burden of life, and she
-took the blows. The police kept their eyes on her, but
-paid no attention to the man—the real criminal.</p>
-
-<p>As the last notes of her song forced their way
-through the clouds of tobacco smoke, three men in
-evening dress came in. They were of the usual kind
-of visitors from which the waiters always expect a
-wine order. They wore evening clothes like men who
-had been used to them all their lives, and it didn’t need
-the sharp eyes of a waiter in a tough resort like this to
-detect that air of prosperity which invariably forms an
-invisible halo about money.</p>
-
-<p>The square-jawed, square-shouldered young fellow<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">245</span>
-who took the order was not disappointed. It was wine,
-and as he uncorked the bottle, full of a sense of his
-own importance, one of them asked, casually:</p>
-
-<p>“Who is the lady who was singing as we came in?”</p>
-
-<p>“Little Melba; she’s there with de goods, all right,
-ain’t she?”</p>
-
-<p>“Tell her to come over here and have a drink.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sure. Ha, Melba, you’re wanted over here,” he
-bawled, and smilingly she came.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you have a drink?” asked the man who had
-sent for her.</p>
-
-<p>“Wine?” she queried, “I’d rather have a glass of
-beer, if it’s all the same to you, for I’m thirsty enough
-to drink a keg. Then me for the wine afterward.”</p>
-
-<p>After her drink had been ordered and she had tossed
-it off with the air of one who is well used to it, she
-remarked:</p>
-
-<p>“Now I’ll hit a little of that fizz, if you don’t mind.”</p>
-
-<p>“How long have you been singing here?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, about six months. It’s a bum job, though. The
-smoke gets in my throat.”</p>
-
-<p>“What songs do you sing?”</p>
-
-<p>She ran over a list that took in all the popular melodies
-of the day.</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s a dollar, get up and sing another one—anyone
-will do, and do your best.”</p>
-
-<p>Dollars for singing one song were rare for her, so
-she obeyed with alacrity, and she sang as best she knew.</p>
-
-<p>When she had finished she came back to where they
-were sitting just as one of the men was saying:</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you give her a chance, Jim? You can
-never tell how these kind will turn out. Remember
-Elinore was dug up out of just such a joint as this.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">246</span>
-“Do you want to go on the stage?” asked Jim,
-abruptly.</p>
-
-<p>“Do I?” and she unconsciously straightened up.
-“Why, I’d go on for nothing, just to show them I could
-make good. Say, I’d work for my board. Can you
-put me on?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I can,” and smiled as he said it.</p>
-
-<p>He pulled a card case out of his vest pocket, took a
-card from it, which he handed to her.</p>
-
-<p>“Come see me to-morrow afternoon at three o’clock.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at the name on the card and gasped in
-astonishment, for it was that of one of the best-known
-of metropolitan theatrical managers, whose chief claim
-to fame lay in the many successful productions of
-comic opera.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you on the level with this?” she asked, incredulously.</p>
-
-<p>“Come around to-morrow and see,” he answered.</p>
-
-<p>“Put it there,” she said, excitedly, as she held out
-her hand, and then she called out to the waiter to whom
-she believed she owed her allegiance:</p>
-
-<p>“Billy, Billy, come over here.”</p>
-
-<p>With a roll and a swagger, and not too hurriedly,
-lest he lose one tithe of that dignity which he believed
-went with the position of beer slinger in one of the
-toughest joints in New York, Billy came, scowling, as
-if he already scented in the air coming interference
-with his plans of life.</p>
-
-<p>“See, Billy,” she said, laughing like a little girl with
-the joy of it all. “See, this is the great theatre manager,
-and he’s going to give me a show to see what I
-can do. I’m going on the stage, Billy, in a regular
-theatre, and sing before the people. Ain’t it great?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">247</span>
-She was like a child in her enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>“Come on, let me blow the crowd: what are you going
-to have, boys?” this last with a comprehensive
-sweep of the hands. “I’m buying now.”</p>
-
-<p>Billy stood looking down on her with a scowl.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s all dis?” he asked. “What’s comin’ off here,
-and me not in on de play?”</p>
-
-<p>Then he turned to the manager.</p>
-
-<p>“What are yer doing—givin’ me gal a jolly, ha?
-Well, cut it out, it don’t go here, see? Don’t let ’em
-string yer, Melba. I guess de’re a bunch of pretty flip
-guys wid all dere glad rags; what?”</p>
-
-<p>“This ain’t no string, Billy, this is all right, ain’t
-it, Mister?” and she appealed to the man who had been
-talking to her.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right as far as I am concerned,” was the
-answer. “You do as I say, and if you have any ambition,
-I guess you’ll get along all right.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do as you say?” queried the waiter, scornfully.
-“You ain’t no Pierpont Morgan. What’s de matter
-wid her doin’ as I say once in er while. Do yer t’ink
-I’m a dummy wot ain’t got no voice? I guess nit. Just
-cut all dis funny business out and leave my gal alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“Take it easy, Billy, and don’t get excited. This is a
-chance for me, don’t you see? What’s the good of
-staying here and losing my voice for a dollar a night
-when I might be getting big money in the theatre?”</p>
-
-<p>“Big money nothin’,” he protested. “Ain’t yer on
-dat it’s only a stall? Dis guy is stuck on yer, dat’s it.
-He wants to win yer away from me.”</p>
-
-<p>The three wise men who had been drinking wine
-rose to their feet just as any other three wise men
-would have done under the circumstances. It doesn’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">248</span>
-pay to get mixed up with a waiter in a tough joint, because
-the waiter always gets the best of it—that’s why
-he is a waiter. He has a lot to do besides serving
-drinks, and if he wasn’t handy with his fists, and feet,
-too, for that matter, he couldn’t hold his place for more
-than a night.</p>
-
-<p>As they started for the door the girl stood up.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll be there to-morrow, all right,” she called out.</p>
-
-<p>“Over my dead body you will,” came Billy’s voice.</p>
-
-<p>They were out of the door by this time, too late to
-hear the sound of a blow and too late to see the girl
-drop to the floor.</p>
-
-<p>They don’t interfere in those kind of family rows in
-the Tenderloin, or in the Bowery, either.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t healthy.</p>
-
-<p>It’s etiquette to mind your own business and keep
-out of the way. And so nobody paid any attention to
-the weeping girl and the swearing blackguard. But
-that night in a dingy room a girl cried herself to sleep,
-and between her tears made up her mind what she
-would do on the morrow.</p>
-
-<p>She did what she had planned to do, and twenty-four
-hours later the tough waiter was looking for another
-girl to take her place.</p>
-
-<p>Between you and me, that happened a long while
-ago, as we count time in New York. Since then she has
-been abroad, to the Pacific Coast and in all of the
-large American cities. Her name is in big type on
-the posters, and she is referred to as a prima donna.</p>
-
-<p>I wonder if her memory ever takes her back to the
-little back room where she used to sing songs for a
-dollar a night?</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">249</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_26">A THROW OF THE DICE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There is probably no street in the world that has
-the same number and style of restaurants as Broadway,
-New York, especially the kind that are within the
-bounds of the Tenderloin. Chuck Conners would call
-them feed joints; the irreverent might refer to them
-as hash houses, and the slangy man or woman who
-wanted to designate them might be pardoned for dubbing
-them lobster palaces. But there would be a lot of
-sense and reason in the last if you were only on, or took
-the time to think it over.</p>
-
-<p>There is nothing to them in the daytime, and the
-heavily carpeted floors and snowy-clad tables burdened
-with silver and glass are practically out of commission.
-There are a few waiters on duty, but no one ever heard
-of them being overworked, even with the rush of the
-merry-merry after a matinee.</p>
-
-<p>These money-makers begin to rouse up a bit about
-the time the average man of business affairs is finishing
-his quiet dinner at home, but the time to go there
-if you want to see things, and by things I mean the
-sights and celebrities, is after the theatres have let
-out the evening performance. Then, if you amount to
-anything, you will have a table where you can see and
-be seen, and you will feast upon a bite that will cost
-you nothing less than a ten-dollar bill, not including
-wine.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_27" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 29em;">
- <img src="images/i_250.jpg" width="456" height="627" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">It’s only a dream after the lobster course</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">251</span>
-The shining lights of this world are in a class by
-themselves, and include the bookmaker with a loud
-voice—a trifle heavier than his bank roll; the gambler,
-soft of hand and manner; the sport who has done
-something or other at some time or other to entitle him
-to a passing recognition; the detective sergeant, who
-is a necessary evil, and who mixes in for business purposes
-of his own, and not for the purpose of doing the
-work for which he is paid by the city; then, last of all,
-the actor—star or semi-star.</p>
-
-<p>They order as if the cooks in all the world were
-working for them alone, and the waiters were employed
-for their exclusive benefit. They are epicures
-and gourmets by force of circumstances, and the circumstances
-are a roll of bank bills about the size of a
-man’s wrist. Most of them have risen to a mushroom-like
-affluence.</p>
-
-<p>The money came quickly, and they are spending it
-just as quickly.</p>
-
-<p>They know the difference in wines simply because of
-the price, and they order that which sounds the best,
-so for that reason a stream of the juice of the grape
-floods a bunch of uneducated palates and floats high-priced
-food that would kill a man with an ordinary
-digestive apparatus.</p>
-
-<p>Not one in a hundred of these men were to the
-manor born; their lives were cast in stony places and
-what they are they made themselves by sheer force of
-will, or else they accepted the golden wreath of opportunity
-and knew which road to take when they came
-to the forks.</p>
-
-<p>At a table near the wall is a man who twenty years
-ago was a bootblack of the city’s streets.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">252</span>
-From river to river there was no spot on which he
-could put his finger and say:</p>
-
-<p>“This is my home.”</p>
-
-<p>He grew up like a blade of grass sprouting between
-stones, and he fought tooth and nail for his life. He
-knew what kicks and cuffs were, and if his memory
-isn’t bad he knows yet.</p>
-
-<p>He blacked the boots of a man with florid face, a
-heavy gold chain across his vest, and a mammoth
-stone blazing like a headlight in his scarf, and because
-this boy was bright of eye and keen of wit his customer,
-whose business was politics, took a fancy to
-him. Had this little nomad been born with a gold
-spoon in his mouth he could not have fared better,
-nor could his prospects have been more alluring, for a
-politician, you know, is a man who, when he goes to
-bed at night, hangs his trousers on the bedpost, and
-when he wakes up in the morning the pockets are full
-of money. At least, that is my idea, and if I am wrong
-just let some of the leading politicians of to-day contradict
-me, and tell me truly how they got theirs.</p>
-
-<p>While this man is eating his lobster a la Newburg,
-and sipping the wine that cost him $5 a bottle, I’ll go
-on with the story.</p>
-
-<p>For about two weeks he blacked his patron’s shoes,
-and then one fateful morning the man with the bull
-neck said sharply:</p>
-
-<p>“Chuck that box away, son, and come along with
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t wait for the boy to take the cue and act on
-it, but he gave the box a kick with his square-toed boot
-that sent it to the middle of the street, and then he led<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">253</span>
-the boy to a clothing shop where he had him fitted out
-with everything a fellow that size ought to have.</p>
-
-<p>He saw possibilities in this youngster, and he figured
-that it would be a wise move to have some one as close
-to him as his shirt, and upon whom, in time of trouble,
-he could depend with absolute certainty.</p>
-
-<p>A good bed, good food three times a day and money
-in the pocket serves often to make a marvelous transformation,
-and it was so in this case, and the erstwhile
-bootblack forgot in a moment that he had ever shined
-shoes or performed any menial services for any human
-being. He was swept along on the tide of prosperity
-with his patron and he scoffed at poor things and poor
-people, as might have been expected. He was aggressive
-to everyone except his source of income, whom he
-followed and fawned upon like a hound.</p>
-
-<p>The work he did was criminal, but he did it cheerfully,
-even though a hundred could have sent him up
-the river with a word. His morals were as flat as a
-desert, and he grew into a selfish, egotistical, arrogant,
-blatant man whose friends were friends by force of
-circumstances, and not by reasons of any virtues that
-he possessed, or of any real liking they had for him.</p>
-
-<p>In the course of time the big man with the neck of a
-gladiator died, and was buried in a manner fitting his
-life. A ton of flowers followed him to the six-foot hole
-which had been provided for him; a few bottles of
-wine were drunk by his cronies to drown their grief
-and to toast his successful debut into that new and unknown
-world to which he had gone, and that was all.</p>
-
-<p>The bootblack, who had taken himself seriously, and
-was fond of calling himself a gentleman on all possible
-occasions, for no other reason apparently than that he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">254</span>
-wore the best clothes that money could buy, took possession
-of his patron’s effects, rifled his safe, his desk,
-and appropriated to himself everything that was of
-the slightest value, and then developed into a short
-card man.</p>
-
-<p>So he sits there to-night, eating lobster and talking
-to a woman who, between you and me, is worth looking
-at more than once.</p>
-
-<p>By an old and familiar, as well as extremely simple,
-process she had taken his name. It was a trifling matter,
-settled in a moment over a small bottle, and her
-only speculation was as to whether he could suitably
-provide for her.</p>
-
-<p>It was a very good investment for him, for she has
-proven to be a very useful little lady in more ways than
-one. She knows a lot of real nice boys, and when they
-get very sporty she tells them about a good game where
-good fellows may be found. She is the kind of a
-woman who would make a sport out of a church
-deacon, consequently she fits very snugly into the life
-and trade of our friend the shoe-shiner.</p>
-
-<p>When you get to know her passing well she will tell
-you how she was educated in a convent, which she left
-to visit a wealthy aunt in Pittsburg. While there she
-became engaged to marry a rich broker, and so on,
-and so on, you know, the same old story. The stage
-figures in it, too, because there is always a fascinating
-glamor about the other side of the footlights.</p>
-
-<p>She has been in comic opera and she has a lot of expensive
-photographs of herself in theatrical poses, but
-no matter how well posted you may be you fail to recall
-her name, even though she was an understudy for
-Lillian Russell, “when Lillian was good.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">255</span>
-If you let your glance rove across the room to a
-table close by one of the central pillars, you will see
-another type of woman, and this one is worth studying.</p>
-
-<p>She will never see her fortieth birthday again, although
-she looks about thirty-two. That may be art,
-or it may be an inherited physical characteristic, but
-the fact remains that she is still young enough and
-good looking enough to attract a man.</p>
-
-<p>She is a veritable star and her singing and acting are
-flawless.</p>
-
-<p>The fine old gentleman she is chatting with is the
-head of a very ancient and very distinguished family
-of New York, and she is under his protecting wing.</p>
-
-<p>That is a remarkable feature of her career; she always
-selects with painstaking care, nice old men, with
-families.</p>
-
-<p>And for that there may be a good and sufficient reason.</p>
-
-<p>While you are watching her and noting her rather
-dainty ways, which are perhaps a bit too dainty for one
-of her age, listen to the little story I am going to tell
-you about her.</p>
-
-<p>Not so many years ago, but just about the time when
-she was in the zenith of her career, she met just the
-same kind of a man she is talking with now. She had
-had a great deal of experience with old men and she
-took advantage of all she knew to make him like her.</p>
-
-<p>She succeeded—hence this story.</p>
-
-<p>The old fellow was all right, and he knew what was
-necessary under the circumstances, and he made good
-with characteristic rapidity. The first thing he did
-was to buy her a handsome brownstone house on a
-quiet side street, fill it full of handsome furniture, and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">256</span>
-then he blew himself in for a neat little brougham and
-pair for theatre use.</p>
-
-<p>So far, so good, and the play went merrily on.</p>
-
-<p>And now comes a spectacle, or a melodrama, or even
-a farce, if you like.</p>
-
-<p>He wasn’t her constant companion, because he was
-clever enough to realize that if she saw too much of
-him it might be fatal to his chances, so he timed his
-visits with careful exactitude, and incidentally showered
-her with gifts—which, after all, is one of the
-direct roads to a woman’s heart.</p>
-
-<p>But he made the fatal mistake one day of introducing
-to her one of his old friends, and from that moment
-there began a fierce rivalry between them for the
-smiles of the auburn-haired actress; it was a duel with
-a lock of hair as a reward; a combat with a smile for
-the victor, and they both went to work with a will
-and to the exclusion of every other object in life.</p>
-
-<p>When one bought her a magnificent solitaire, she
-showed it to the other and he promptly laid a tiara at
-her feet, and it was unquestionably the greatest battle
-of senile old idiots that ever raged.</p>
-
-<p>Separately they took to waylaying her on the street
-from her house to the theatre, and back again, and one
-even went so far as to buy a magnificent yacht, equip
-it for a long cruise, and attempt to kidnap her. But
-that plan failed, and it was just as well that it did, because
-the man who does eccentric stunts of that character
-is apt to find himself in hot water sooner or later,
-and in any event reap a whirlwind of scorn from the
-lady in the case.</p>
-
-<p>Finally, the climax came, as it was bound to come,
-when they met at her house one Sunday afternoon.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">257</span>
-All this may be new to you, but you must remember
-it was as common in club circles as the Spanish war,
-and the results of the affair were watched for by thousands
-of men whose names figure conspicuously in the
-public prints.</p>
-
-<p>They met and they quarreled, and when my lady
-appeared on the scene these two beaux were on the
-verge of punching each other in good old Queensbury
-fashion.</p>
-
-<p>“Gentlemen, gentlemen, I beg that you will not
-quarrel in <em>my</em> house.”</p>
-
-<p>You will notice that she put the accent on the word
-“my.”</p>
-
-<p>At once there were criminations and recriminations,
-but with that charm of manner which made her famous,
-not only on the stage, but in the drawing room,
-to say nothing of the cafe, she poured oil on the
-troubled waters.</p>
-
-<p>“I do not really know what your differences are
-about, but if you will allow me, I would like to suggest
-that you settle them in some amicable way. Here are
-dice and a cup, why not play for it?”</p>
-
-<p>They looked at each other for a moment, and then
-one said:</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, we will do it, madame, just the thing. Here, I
-will make the first throw,” and out upon the shining
-surface of the golden table rolled the three ivory cubes.</p>
-
-<p>They fought it out while she looked on languidly,
-and at last when it had been decided, the winner arose
-exultingly and shouted:</p>
-
-<p>“I have won.”</p>
-
-<p>“Won what?” she queried, curiously.</p>
-
-<p>“Won what? Why, won you.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">258</span>
-“Won me?” and she placed her taper finger on her
-breast. “Why, how very charming that is. I ought to
-congratulate you, I suppose, and I shall certainly let
-you know when I come back—if you are still alive.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re not going away?” he faltered. “When?”</p>
-
-<p>“I sail to-morrow morning at eight o’clock; I go
-aboard this afternoon. I am going to Europe for a
-good long rest; mother says I need it, and so we are
-going together. Good afternoon. Let me congratulate
-you on being so lucky, and to win me, too. Why,
-it’s like a romance. How splendidly that would stage.”</p>
-
-<p>Down the street the two old fellows walked, one
-slightly in advance of the other. At the corner the
-one who was ahead, hesitated a moment, then turned
-and waited for the other to come up.</p>
-
-<p>“Tom,” he said. “I don’t know what you think, but
-I am of the opinion that we are a pair of damned old
-fools who ought to know better. Let’s go and have a
-drink.”</p>
-
-<p>The old gentleman who is pouring out that wine for
-her now would perhaps like to hear that story in all its
-wealth of detail, but even if he knew it might make
-no difference.</p>
-
-<p>Of all the thousands of people who go to restaurants
-there are only a few who do not go for the sole purpose
-of eating. We have been here an hour and have
-looked over but two tables, and the story is not half
-told.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_258" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 13em;">
- <img src="images/i_258.png" width="200" height="32" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">259</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_27">A VOICE IN THE SLUMS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>This is one of the “places” of New York.</p>
-
-<p>It is not worth looking at in the daylight, because
-there is nothing to see.</p>
-
-<p>It is gray, dull, dreary and desolate—too dismal to be
-considered for even a moment.</p>
-
-<p>About it all there is not one thing that is attractive.</p>
-
-<p>It is downtown and on the East Side, and that is
-enough to tell the story.</p>
-
-<p>If you have never been downtown on the East Side
-of this big city, go and take a look some time, it is
-worth it, and you may see some things there—as I have—that
-will interest you.</p>
-
-<p>At night you wouldn’t recognize this place because
-of the softening and concealing effect of the electric
-lights.</p>
-
-<p>Besides the lights there is music, and in addition to
-that there are women—what kind of women you can
-guess, but the fact remains that they are still women,
-and even their presence helps to brighten up this spot
-of the slums.</p>
-
-<p>Toughs of the street straggle in singly and by twos,
-glancing warily about for prey, or in search of girls to
-whom they are attached. The type is familiar enough
-in every city. Square-jawed, low-browed, with shifting
-eyes and an aggressive manner; dressing well when
-the money comes easy, and not so well when hard
-times arrive; living by their wits, which at the best is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">261</span>
-precarious, relying for the necessities of life upon a
-girl; spending a certain portion of time in jail, unless,
-as it often happens, they are too cowardly to rob a
-man, but not too cowardly to take from a woman.</p>
-
-<div id="illo_28" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_260.jpg" width="438" height="629" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">She figured once at a masked ball that was raided by the police</div></div>
-
-<p>Sightseers drift in, too, from everywhere, look
-curiously about, as if expecting some remarkable and
-extraordinary occurrence at any moment, and failing
-in that, they take chairs at the nearest table, and give
-meek orders to the aggressive waiter for liquors which
-they seem afraid to drink.</p>
-
-<p>At stated intervals someone sings a song, and between
-times the music plays a waltz for those who
-care to dance on the bit of polished floor reserved for
-that purpose.</p>
-
-<p>The very dregs of high life.</p>
-
-<p>It is the lees of the wine.</p>
-
-<p>Just a few years ago—so short a time that it seems
-almost like yesterday—a young woman was singing
-in light operas and doing occasional turns in vaudeville.
-If I were to tell you her name now it would
-have as familiar a sound to you as the name of any
-other popular performer.</p>
-
-<p>One of her distinguishing characteristics was her
-voice, which had a remarkable and extraordinary
-range.</p>
-
-<p>And how she could use it.</p>
-
-<p>She was absolute master of it, and there was no
-doubt about her success, nor her future, either, barring
-accidents, of course.</p>
-
-<p>Besides that she was good to look at. She was of a
-distinctive style of beauty, and she had a fetching way
-with her which spelled magnetism.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">262</span>
-Magnetism, between you and me, means success on
-the stage—or anywhere else, for that matter. Take the
-best actor or actress in the world, one who is perfect in
-lines, diction and stage business; who is absolute master
-of the art of stage craft, and rob them of magnetism,
-and I will show you a failure.</p>
-
-<p>So, you see, this young woman was well equipped
-for the business she was in, and there is the picture.</p>
-
-<p>Nicely gowned, looking and acting like a thoroughbred,
-she had a big following of admirers, and there
-didn’t seem to be anything on earth within reason that
-she wanted she couldn’t have.</p>
-
-<p>The limit of her vices was a few mild drinking bouts
-with the boys and the occasional smoking of a cigarette,
-even though there was a possibility that in the
-years to come the tobacco would destroy the finer tones
-of her voice.</p>
-
-<p>The moral end of the business was her own affair,
-and consequently will not be touched on.</p>
-
-<p>Now look.</p>
-
-<p>See that pallid woman?</p>
-
-<p>The one who has just come in. She is talking to a
-waiter now. Her thin face is seamed with lines, and
-the light of youth, of life and of enthusiasm has gone
-out of her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>You wouldn’t think she was once a beautiful girl
-with a wonderful voice, would you?</p>
-
-<p>“I had the yin-yin so bad,” she is saying, “that I had
-to go in and hit two pills before I came out. Now
-I’m good till the lights go out.”</p>
-
-<p>One night, after the show, she went with a party on
-a slumming tour through Chinatown. They were out
-to have a good time and nothing more.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">263</span>
-In one of the resorts in which they stopped was a
-good-looking young bartender who caught her fancy.
-He was all right in a way, but she outclassed him about
-twenty to one, but there is no telling what a woman is
-going to do, or upon whom she is going to bestow her
-favors, any more than one can tell what the state of
-the weather will be a month or two months from
-now.</p>
-
-<p>She thought she was in love with him—but she
-wasn’t. She had only taken a fancy to him, which was
-a different sort of a proposition, but she didn’t know it
-at that time.</p>
-
-<p>She went on singing just the same, but the time she
-was out of the theatre she spent with him, and the
-more money she earned the better he dressed.</p>
-
-<p>She dipped a little deeper into the different vices,
-until at last she went up against the king of them all—opium.</p>
-
-<p>With all of her drinking and cigarette smoking she
-was still able to hold her own and keep her voice in
-some kind of shape, and many a rare old song has she
-trilled in some cheap dive, and made the old-timers
-straighten up in their seats and tell her she was all
-right. Previous to that she had figured in only one
-escapade and that was when she was caught in a raid
-at a masked ball which was so off-color and made up of
-many desperate characters—men and women—that it
-took a platoon of police with drawn clubs to bring the
-affair to a sudden end.</p>
-
-<p>They will never forget the night when she went
-down to the “Drum” in James street, and after setting
-up the drinks for the crowd, stood in the centre of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">264</span>
-grimy floor and without a note of accompanying music
-sang Annie Laurie.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of the first verse, a drunk crept on his
-hands and knees from a dark corner where he had
-been lying, and staggering to his feet, looked at her
-dully with bloodshot eyes, and then cursed her so violently
-that she instinctively shrank back for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>But she had been drinking, too, and was equal to the
-emergency.</p>
-
-<p>“Shut up,” she retorted. “I’m going to sing the
-whole damned song or break a rib trying,” and with
-that she started on the second verse.</p>
-
-<p>Sitting on a chair, holding his head in his hands, the
-man began to sob and cry as only a man whose heart
-is aching can, and then, as if he could stand it no longer,
-he rushed madly from the place while she laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“I can make them all quit if they will stay long
-enough.”</p>
-
-<p>Almost a year later that same man, but dressed and
-washed and respectable, came downtown one night,
-and went through all the places upon whose floors he
-had fallen and slept many a night, looking for the girl
-who had sung that song.</p>
-
-<p>He found her at three o’clock in the morning on the
-Bowery.</p>
-
-<p>She was sitting at a table in McGurk’s with two men
-with whom she had been drinking cheap whiskey for
-hours.</p>
-
-<p>“I beg your pardon,” said the man, “but are you the
-young woman who sang a song in a place on James
-street about a year ago—Annie Laurie it was?”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">265</span>
-“I may have, old pal, I’ve sung a lot of songs in my
-day.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you will probably be glad to know that that
-song was the turning point in my life, and I am now a
-reformed man. I feel that I owe it to you, and I want
-to give you some little memento that you can keep.”</p>
-
-<p>As he spoke he pulled a package out of his pocket
-and handed it to her. With unsteady fingers she unwrapped
-it and when she had opened the case she saw
-a gold watch upon which was engraved:</p>
-
-<p>
-<i>To the singer who saved my life.</i>
-</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a good old sport, all right, let’s have a drink
-on it.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, thank you,” he said, hurriedly. “I must be going
-now, but I want to tell you that you have a great
-gift which you are throwing away.”</p>
-
-<p>“So long, old pal, live while you can, for you’ll be a
-long time dead,” she said, and he was gone.</p>
-
-<p>She looked at the watch curiously for a moment,
-and then called one of the waiters.</p>
-
-<p>“Ha, Jimmy, here’s a swell watch. Ask the old man
-how much he will give me for it—it looks to be worth
-about fifty.”</p>
-
-<p>The waiter returned in a few minutes and said:</p>
-
-<p>“He says he’ll give you ten.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right, he’s on, get the coin.”</p>
-
-<p>She stayed until she had spent the money, and then
-she went reeling home.</p>
-
-<p>True? Of course it’s true, every word of it.</p>
-
-<p>But she’s not drinking so hard now, opium is her
-god, and she spends most of her time with her pipe
-and her lamp. Her downward course has been a very
-rapid one, and her name has almost been forgotten.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">266</span>
-The man at the next table is whispering to his
-friends:</p>
-
-<p>“She was the greatest singer I ever heard, and many
-a time I’ve gone to the same show three times in one
-week just to hear her, and when a woman’s voice gets
-me like that you can bet it’s got to be good.”</p>
-
-<p>“Get her to sing now; I’d like to hear her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Sing now? Why, she couldn’t sound a note if her
-life depended on it. She’s got all she can do to talk
-plain. She looks like a piece of leather, doesn’t she?
-Yet she made the prettiest picture on the stage I ever
-saw.”</p>
-
-<p>Her voice interrupted here.</p>
-
-<p>It was harsh and strident in tone—there was little of
-the woman in it.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if you won’t buy me a drink I’ll buy one for
-myself; give me a whiskey, Jack, and don’t be all
-night about it, either.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you get that Chinky of yours to buy you
-a drink?” remarks some one from the other side of
-the room.</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you mind your own business? He’d
-buy me all the drinks I wanted if I would ask him, and
-that’s more than you would do. If anybody asks you
-just tell them that the Chinks are all right, see, and
-don’t be so new.”</p>
-
-<p>“Cut that out, you fresh guy over there, cut it out.”</p>
-
-<p>Here’s a champion for her; there are a few left who
-are still under her spell, or who, remembering what
-she once was and knowing her in her palmy days, stick
-for old time’s sake.</p>
-
-<p>“Have a drink on me, old pal, and go as far as you
-like.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">267</span>
-She comes back with a laugh; and if you look closely—if
-you have those kind of eyes that can see things
-below the surface, so to speak—you will see that she
-doesn’t really belong here, and never did. That she is
-here because of some unfortunate series of circumstances
-over which, perhaps, she had no control. You
-will see something in her manner that distinguishes
-her from the rest of the women, even those who are
-better looking and better dressed. It is that intangible,
-indefinite something which means blood, or previous
-environment. It cannot be put on and taken off like a
-garment, and when once there it is there to stay.</p>
-
-<p>That makes the wreck all the more pitiable, and with
-the same eyes through which you have just looked you
-will see the finish.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t pleasant to look at, and now, while the music
-is playing for the waltz, and the couples are getting on
-the floor to go through that interminable routine of
-steps called dancing, while the painted women are
-laughing, and the men are calling them pet—or other—names,
-we will go out of this room to where we can
-breathe a fresher air and see the stars.</p>
-
-<p>I’m not sentimental, but there are some things I
-don’t like to see, besides, I knew the girl when she was
-at her best, and I have heard her sing when she
-brought the house down with applause.</p>
-
-<div id="ip_267" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 14em;">
- <img src="images/i_267.png" width="221" height="38" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_29" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_268.jpg" width="438" height="645" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">Once she had been on the stage, but she got a rough deal and quit</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">269</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_28">A GIRL OF THE NIGHT</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>The band on the platform at the end of the big hall
-was booming out the popular melodies of the day for
-dear life and the piercing notes produced by the
-leather-lunged piccolo player were heard as far as the
-street.</p>
-
-<p>“That guy up there has me deaf with that flute he’s
-blowing,” remarked Big Lizzie, “and while I don’t
-wish him any harm yet I hope he chokes.”</p>
-
-<p>“That knocks this place,” remarked her pal. “Why,
-I had a John in here the other day and he was wanting
-to buy me a new dress, and I thought he was wanting
-to know where I lived, and I was writing my name
-and number down on a piece of paper and he got disgusted
-and went away. It drives ’em out, if you want
-to know what I think.”</p>
-
-<p>But it was once a famous old place when Fourteenth
-street was really good, and the casual visitor to New
-York who didn’t drop in for an hour or so missed
-something.</p>
-
-<p>It was one of the sights, and the great mechanical
-organ invented and built by a straight-laced Methodist
-is there still, although he has long ago ceased calling
-the attention of his friends to the fact. Its tunes to-day
-are sandwiched in with those of the band, and in
-the interval the trombone player gets a chance to recover
-his breath.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">270</span>
-Morning, noon and night men and women wander
-in, sit at the little round tables, drink queer decoctions
-made of liquor strong enough to eat into Harveyized
-steel, and then go forth to tear up the town. The police
-pass it by as though it were nothing more serious than
-an ice cream parlor or a peanut emporium, while the
-tide of upholstered and hand-painted mademoiselles
-sweep in on the flood and drift out on the ebb with
-business written in every line of their faces.</p>
-
-<p>Their paths radiate like the sticks of a fan from this
-rendezvous of the social evil, and in their movements
-they show nearly all the characteristics of the honey-gathering
-bee.</p>
-
-<p>The engaging and winsome smile of a girl not yet
-out of her teens had caught the eye of the man in this
-story, and against his will he had allowed her to lead
-him into this place where mirth was nothing more nor
-less than a mask behind which a skeleton face grinned,
-and where neither laughter nor anything else was sincere.
-Her black eyes had not yet taken on that hardness
-which the years to come would surely add to them,
-and her ways were to a certain extent ingenuous. Besides,
-she was distinctly pretty with her Yiddish style
-of beauty, which was unfortunately of the kind which
-matures at sixteen and is old at twenty-five. Either
-teaching or a subtle instinct had caused her to discard
-the gorgeous plumes and brilliant colors which had
-marked her debut on the street less than a year before,
-and in consequence she might have passed for anything
-but what she was.</p>
-
-<p>She had been on the stage once on a tour, but got a
-rough deal and quit.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">271</span>
-He outclassed her by a hundred to one, and his
-source was as high as hers was low. There was no
-tinge of peasantry in his veins, but good successful
-American stock traceable back for five or six generations
-without a blot upon escutcheon—which, by the
-way, is rather rare in these days, consequently it’s
-worth boasting about. Lured into the maelstrom of
-music, he found himself at one of the tables with the
-girl beside him, still smiling.</p>
-
-<p>Liquor has different effects on different men; it
-turns the mild man into a savage and makes a careful
-one reckless in the extreme. In this particular case
-caution went to the four winds and sympathy—which
-is apt to be dangerous at times—took its place. But
-let youth and inexperience excuse him.</p>
-
-<p>“You haven’t told me your name,” he said. “What
-is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Brown,” she answered, “Jennie Brown.”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean your right name.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Jennie is my right name—I took the other
-one after I came out of the hospital. Some day, maybe,
-I’ll get married and then I’ll change it again, but not
-before.”</p>
-
-<p>“What did you go to the hospital for—were you ill
-and did you have no one to take care of you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ill? You mean sick? No, I wasn’t sick; I was
-stabbed, and I got it good, too. I was cut from here to
-here,” and her right forefinger described across the
-front of her dress a line that went from her shoulder
-to the center of her breast bone. “At first I thought I
-was going to croak because I lost a lot of blood, but I’m
-pretty strong and I came out all right. You see, it was
-this way: A guy I knew got stuck on me and I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">272</span>
-couldn’t shake him, and he followed me around like
-a shadow. I didn’t like him because he wasn’t in
-my class, and besides he had another girl and I never
-took a girl’s fellow away in my life. If they split up
-then that’s different, but as long as they’re together
-I keep out of it. Every time I’d talk to anybody or
-go anywhere he’d be there. One night he followed
-me and a fellow I had that wanted to buy wine into
-Sharkey’s and when he tried to start a fight with my
-friend one of the waiters threw him out. Of course that
-made him sore, and he said that he’d get even. He
-did, all right, for one night as I was going upstairs he
-was in the top hall waiting for me, and the first thing
-I knew he had the knife into me.</p>
-
-<p>“‘If you won’t have me, take this,’ he said, and then
-I felt an awful pain and when I put my hand up the
-blood was coming through my dress.</p>
-
-<p>“‘You killed me, Jimmy,’ I said, ‘and I never done
-anything to you.’ But there wasn’t any answer to
-that, for he was running down the stairs as fast as he
-could.</p>
-
-<p>“I was afraid to go up to my room all alone with the
-blood running out all over me so I went down to the
-street to look for my pal, Annie. You don’t know her
-but she’s all right. It was two o’clock in the morning
-and there was no one around so I thought I’d walk
-over to Third avenue and see if I could find any of the
-girls there and get help. There was an electric light
-up on the corner and I hadn’t taken more than a few
-steps before it began to move up and down and I got
-afraid and began to run. When I got up to the avenue
-all the lights were going up and down as if they were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">273</span>
-crazy and a man on the other side of the street looked
-as if he was upside down.</p>
-
-<p>“Then I began to get frightened and I thought to
-myself that I’d sit down on a doorstep for a minute
-till I got over that queer feeling and that maybe Annie
-would come along. So I picked the first one I saw and
-flopped down. When I looked up it made me dizzy
-and so I looked down at the stone, and as I leaned over
-I watched the little red drops falling, one after the
-other, and always hitting the same spot, and then they
-began to spread out and the pool almost reached the
-sole of my shoe. I was wondering how long it would
-take before my foot got wet from it, and where it all
-came from, anyhow. It all seemed very funny to me;
-then I felt tired and shut my eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“The next thing I knew I was in bed and there was a
-nurse there. A cop was there, too, and when I looked
-at him he says, ‘Ha, nurse, she’s out of it.’</p>
-
-<p>“‘What place is this?’ I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“‘You’re in Bellevue Hospital,’ he said, and he was
-right. I had been there two days before I knew it.
-What do you think of that?”</p>
-
-<p>“You were unconscious,” remarked the young man.</p>
-
-<p>“Sure I was unconscious,” she responded, “and they
-asked me all kinds of questions, who did it and all that,
-and——”</p>
-
-<p>“And did you tell them who it was that stabbed
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Did I tell them? Nix; not on your life. I never
-rapped on anybody and I wasn’t going to rap on him,
-for it wouldn’t do me any good and it wouldn’t take
-that stab away, would it? I thought I’d get square myself
-some day when I got out of the hospital and was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">274</span>
-strong again. That’s the only way. Him going up the
-river for a couple of years wouldn’t have done me any
-good, and maybe he’d have croaked me when he came
-out. What’s the good of taking chances? So I hocked
-all my rings and other stuff, and got togged up when I
-came out. I’ll get them all out in a month, maybe before.
-I got one now; see,” and she held up a finger on
-which was a very big turquoise, surrounded by very
-small diamonds. “I’ll get them one at a time, and
-then if I ever get up against it again I’ve got them to
-fall back on. It’s just as good as money, only the interest
-is awful. Now if I only had a good friend who
-would——”</p>
-
-<p>“Want the waiter?” broke in a hoarse voice like the
-croak of a mammoth raven.</p>
-
-<p>“Give me a claret lemonade, Harry.”</p>
-
-<p>“And what’ll the gent have?”</p>
-
-<p>“A Martini cocktail.”</p>
-
-<p>“Right you are.”</p>
-
-<p>“As I was saying, if I only had a friend who would
-be on the level I’d be square with him, too. I ain’t got
-no pals, only Annie, and she’s been pretty good to me.
-Say, you ain’t married, are you?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, not yet”; he laughed nervously as he said it.
-“I don’t believe in fellows getting married until they’re
-twenty-five, anyhow.”</p>
-
-<p>“Neither do I.”</p>
-
-<p>He noticed that her teeth were very white and even,
-and that her eyebrows and hair were jet black. The
-color on her cheeks had been put there with a skilled
-hand, and so deftly done that it passed for the real
-thing—in nature, not in art. Her hands were shapely,
-her nails manicured carefully and she had a trim figure.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">275</span>
-It was all stock in trade, but he wasn’t figuring
-it that way. Half a dozen of the kind of drinks they
-had given him had torn down the barrier, so far as he
-was concerned, that had been raised by society between
-it and the Scarlet Woman, and the pathos of her
-story had set him thinking and had roused all of his
-sympathies. She had played her part with all of the
-subtleness of the finished actress and had told her story
-with such simplicity and naivette that many an older
-man would have been deceived by the recital. She was
-working up to the climax as carefully and cautiously
-as the hunter works up into the wind after the unsuspecting
-deer, or the soft-footed cat ambushes the bird
-singing in the hedge. The emotional breed of her race
-helped to make her realistic, and her vivacity was contagious.
-Put her on the stage and she would be a success
-with proper training.</p>
-
-<p>“If,” she laid her hand caressingly on the sleeve of
-his coat, “if I could find someone who would get my
-rings out and give me a chance I would be willing to do
-anything for him. I don’t like this life, always hustling,
-chased by the police and treated like a thief. But
-once in it’s hard to get out, for no one wants to give
-you a chance.”</p>
-
-<p>He was looking over her head and watching the
-man with the cornet rubbing up the brass with his
-handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“You are not listening to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I am; I heard every word you said. How
-much would it cost to get your jewels out?”</p>
-
-<p>“Only $125. It might not be much for you, but it’s
-a lot for me.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">276</span>
-Here was the climax, so far as her story was concerned.
-She could have repeated those three figures
-long before, but she wasn’t ready. She was waiting for
-the psychological moment and it had arrived. The
-picture was made and the hand was ready.</p>
-
-<p>And now your attention is respectfully called to
-Fate, the intruder; the upsetter of carefully laid plans;
-the wrecker; sometimes the promoter, because it does
-as many things for good as it does for bad. In this
-case, however, it was good and bad, according to the
-viewpoint.</p>
-
-<p>“If you wouldn’t mind I’ll get them out for you.
-Let’s go now,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>She leaned back in her chair and smiled at him—a
-smile of happiness and success; the smile of a child
-when it gets its first Christmas doll; and then she drew
-a deep breath. Still smiling, her eyes half closed, she
-looked at him through the narrow slits and contemplated
-the possibilities of the future. There was no
-hurry and she could afford to wait, for she had won
-out.</p>
-
-<p>A woman, coarse of feature and with fright depicted
-on her face, came hurrying in. She saw the girl at
-one end of the room and ran to her.</p>
-
-<p>“Jennie, for God’s sake, come quick; your Billy’s
-just been pinched on the corner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Billy pinched; what for?” The jubilation in her
-black eyes turned to terror.</p>
-
-<p>“For swiping a bloke’s leather. They got it on him;
-hurry up.”</p>
-
-<p>The boy stared wide-eyed at them for a moment,
-then pushing his chair back he arose unsteadily to his
-feet.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">277</span>
-“Seventy-five cents for the drinks.”</p>
-
-<p>It was the waiter’s voice.</p>
-
-<p>He fumbled in his pocket, brought forth a handful of
-change, deposited it in the outstretched palm, and began
-to weave his way among the tables toward the
-door in the wake of the hurrying women.</p>
-
-<p>“He’s a swell kid, all right,” remarked the waiter,
-as he counted the $3.25 in change, “and I hope he
-comes back.”</p>
-
-<div id="ip_277" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 16em;">
- <img src="images/i_277.png" width="253" height="126" alt="" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<div id="illo_30" class="figcenter" style="max-width: 28em;">
- <img src="images/i_278.jpg" width="443" height="639" alt="" />
- <div class="caption">When the clock struck two she was on the table doing a dance</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">279</span></p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 id="hdr_29">AFTER THE WEDDING BELLS</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There was a big crowd on the ferryboat from Jersey
-when she bumped her nose into the pier at New
-York that morning, but when the gates were thrown
-open there wasn’t the usual scurry and rush to land
-that marked the morning arrival. At the front, hugging
-the rail on the woman’s side was a nice little
-blonde dressed all in white, even down to her shoes and
-stockings, and with a complexion of the kind known as
-peachy, if you have any idea what that is. Fastened
-to her with a strong arm hold was a fellow of about
-twenty-three—years, not skiddoo, you understand—and
-he was togged out like a hot sport after a winning
-fight, or one who had picked the 20 to 1 shot
-at Sheepshead for the first time in his life. Top hat,
-frock coat, white vest, patent leather shoes, pearl tie
-and gray gloves completed the picture, and it was the
-surest case of orange blossoms and wedding cake that
-ever happened.</p>
-
-<p>That was what held the crowd and made a few of
-them whistle what sounded very much like that old
-familiar tune of “Here Comes the Bride.”</p>
-
-<p>Arm in arm, entirely oblivious of anything in the
-world except themselves and their own happiness, the
-couple marched off the boat, heads up in the air and
-trailed by the grinning bunch, and if ever a case of
-love’s young dream went around on legs this was
-surely it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_280">280</span>
-They knew as much about New York as a Shrewsbury
-River clam knows about cigarettes, and it didn’t
-require the services of a head-grabber or a hand-holder
-to know that they were hunting a honeymoon hostelry.</p>
-
-<p>They had come from the fertile fields of Freehold to
-the land where there are real bathtubs with hot and
-cold water, and where a chunk of plain calf is soused
-with gravy, called fricandeau of veal, and charged for
-at the rate of a dollar a portion.</p>
-
-<p>What was money made for except to spend, especially
-on occasions of this kind? You’re young but
-once, and then a little makes you feel like a millionaire
-and you get value received and five times over for
-every dollar you peel off the roll. But when Time, who
-is the most wonderful artist in the world, does a few
-stunts, makes brown hair turn gray and deftly paints
-in the wrinkles, then the joy of spending goes and
-pleasure becomes as soggy as a wet sponge. Years are
-the frosts which kill the flowers of hope and ambition,
-and there are thousands of men who would give millions
-of dollars if they could but stand off, if only for
-a brief while, the gray-haired patriarch with the scythe.</p>
-
-<p>Just think of the sight of a young bride and groom
-holding in leash, as it were, a couple of hundred business
-men who were as anxious to get on the job of
-making money as a dog is to get a bone, and all of
-these hard-headed fellows smiling as if each one of
-them were in the same position as the young fellow
-who was fast to her arm.</p>
-
-<p>Up the street to Broadway, where they turned
-north, and then they were lost to all but two men, and
-these two were trailing.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">281</span>
-Begins to sound like one of Old Sleuth’s detective
-stories, doesn’t it? Where the villains are always on
-the job and always being foiled. Where it is either a
-case of murder the child and get the papers or kidnap
-the girl and marry her so as to get the old man’s fortune.
-Doesn’t that take you back a few years when
-you used to have those yellow-covered books in your
-inside pocket and believe every word you read, or are
-you so unfortunate as to have never lived the life of
-a real boy, with all its castle building and romancing?
-You know there are men in this world who still dream
-of those days, and it doesn’t do them any harm, either.</p>
-
-<p>The two men who were brought into this story a
-moment ago are still in the game, but they are neither
-burglars nor kidnappers. They are simply a pair of
-good fellows with enough money on the side to get
-anything within reason, and a belief that there are
-happy days and good people in this world if you only
-take the trouble to look for them.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll bet,” said one, “that that kid hasn’t more than
-a hundred in his clothes, and that he feels as if the
-world was his to do with as he likes.”</p>
-
-<p>“The world is his if he has as much as a hundred,”
-returned the other. “That will give him the time of
-his life for three weeks, and he wouldn’t go back
-broke, either, unless his home is in London, which
-it isn’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“She’s a nice-looking girl all right, and from the
-way they’re heading I should say it would be Niagara
-for theirs.”</p>
-
-<p>“Niagara nothing,” retorted his friend, “that is a
-spot that belongs to the past. Our mothers and fathers
-made it fashionable, but the present generation takes<span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">282</span>
-to big cities as naturally as a duck takes to water, for
-they want the busy life and the theatres. The billing
-and cooing of the newly wed is all done under cover
-now and they mix with the crowd. You’ll find them
-taking in the big cafes along The Line getting a good
-look at things they never expect to see again, and these
-are the things they will be talking about twenty or
-thirty years from now. Make a picture of that couple
-ahead there in 1926, for instance. He’ll be telling his
-friends about this day, and the night they went to see
-Joe Weber, and he’ll tell how the buildings first impressed
-him, and then she’ll butt in with:</p>
-
-<p>“‘Say, Henry, what was the name of the restaurant
-in New York we went to after we saw that funny
-show—you know, the place where we had that lobster
-a la Newburg?’</p>
-
-<p>“As long as she lives she’ll talk about lobster a la
-Newburg because it sounds different, you see, and
-that’s the woman of it.</p>
-
-<p>“Then Henry will stroke his whiskers and take his
-corncob pipe out of his mouth and say, as if he had
-known the place all his life, ‘Why, that was Shanley’s.’”</p>
-
-<p>“Cut it out, for you’re talking like one of Denman
-Thompson’s home-made rural drammers,” put in his
-friend, as he pulled out his cigar case. “You’re always
-looking for the unusual and the sentimental, so I’ll
-make you a proposition. Let’s get next to this pair of
-turtle doves and give them the send-off of their lives.
-We’ll start off with a lunch, then a matinee, after that
-dinner, from there to a show and then a windup in a
-blaze of glory with wine and all the trimmings of a
-wedding feast. You’ve nothing to do, neither have I,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">283</span>
-and maybe if we do the thing up right she’ll name it—if
-it is a boy—after one of us or both of us, just think
-of that. There’s fame for you.”</p>
-
-<p>That is how it happened that an hour later a newly-married
-young couple, under the escort of two young
-men who were pretty well known around town, were
-lunching at the Waldorf just as if they had known
-each other for years.</p>
-
-<p>“You see,” one of the hosts was explaining, “we had
-an invitation to a wedding out of town to-day and we
-missed the train. We felt as if we wanted to entertain
-some one in honor of the event and we thought we
-would ask you. We want you to be our guests from
-now until 1 o’clock to-morrow morning——”</p>
-
-<p>The young husband glanced uneasily at his wife and
-she smiled back reassuringly.</p>
-
-<p>The woman, with that unerring female instinct
-which is born with all females of the human tribe, understood
-the situation at a glance and was ready for
-the lark. Besides, both hosts were good looking and
-well dressed and her vanity was touched. She was
-young enough to be natural and old enough to be appreciative.
-Besides, there were a few healthy drops of
-sporting blood in her veins, and that tells a good part
-of the story.</p>
-
-<p>There are cases where details are uninteresting, and
-while the time from luncheon to near the hour of midnight
-seemed to the honeymooners one wild carouse
-yet it was really nothing to those who are familiar with
-the ways of the world. They had sampled everything
-within reason from soda to hock, and the happy Freehold
-boy with the silk lid was willing to walk on his
-hands if anyone had dared him. He had told everyone<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">284</span>
-he met all he knew and all he ever expected to
-know. As for the little lady who had been toasted
-many times as the “blushing bride,” she had suddenly
-developed sporting proclivities of a rare character, and
-she squeezed the hands of both of her hosts with equal
-impartiality.</p>
-
-<p>Confidentially it was rather a dangerous situation,
-for if the bridegroom had been helped to a few more
-drinks he wouldn’t have cared whether the place where
-he was laid away was a bridal couch or the soft side of
-a board. That was the state of affairs when, calling
-each other by their first names, so friendly had they become,
-that they all went up to the apartment of one of
-the hosts for the wind-up banquet.</p>
-
-<p>“How are you feeling, little sport, getting a head
-yet?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m just right, and I’d like to have you for a
-brother,” she retorted.</p>
-
-<p>“Only a brother?”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps I should have said father.”</p>
-
-<p>Which showed that she had a pretty wit, too, as well
-as a head.</p>
-
-<p>At the table the hosts had multiplied by two and so
-there were six. The first flash of cocktails set the
-groom’s head to buzzing a bit and his speech began to
-be a trifle thick. At the sauterne he had a job to keep
-his head up straight, and he had no sooner finished his
-first glass of wine than he excused himself to get a
-handkerchief. He dropped on a friendly couch in the
-next room and promptly forgot that he was alive. His
-wife was no such miserable failure, for she clinked
-glasses with the rest of them and was entertained so<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">285</span>
-well that it seemed as if she forgot she had ever been
-married.</p>
-
-<p>As the clock on the mantel struck two she was dancing
-a hornpipe on that end of the table which had been
-cleared by the soft-footed Japanese butler, and what
-was more she was dancing it well, too. The four hosts
-were applauding and drinking her health as the best
-little thoroughbred they had ever met, and in each
-brain there was a wish that she was anything but a
-bride, for each of these men, from the oldest to the
-youngest, was in love.</p>
-
-<p>It was a most curious and remarkable state of affairs,
-and there was a chance here for a break that might
-spell ruin to someone. Then the patter of the little
-feet on the tablecloth ceased and she stepped daintily
-down to chair and floor. The man nearest helped her,
-and as she alighted he leaned over and kissed her
-squarely on the lips. The color in her cheeks was accentuated
-just a trifle as he glanced suddenly around.</p>
-
-<p>“Where’s my husband?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p>“With his toes turned up on the couch in the next
-room and dead to the world. If he was half the sport
-and good fellow you are he’d be an ace. You ought to
-have been born in New York, Chappie, for you belong
-there.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I will go and see him, if you will excuse
-me,” she said very demurely, and then she went out.</p>
-
-<p>The four hosts drank and talked and smoked and all
-the talk was of the bride, and it was all complimentary,
-too. When an hour had passed the butler was sent to
-see if she would return.</p>
-
-<p>She came back all right, smiling, but there was a
-change.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">286</span>
-“I think we ought to go now, but I can’t get him up.
-He’s not used to this sort of thing, you see, and I don’t
-know what I’m going to do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, stay right here, of course. We’re all going
-now and Jim, the gorilla who owns the place, is going,
-too. The shack is yours until you get ready to leave,
-for you’re all right. How about that, Jim?”</p>
-
-<p>“Just as you say—she owns it and us, too. Give
-your orders to Saki there, and we’ll call and take dinner
-with you every evening. We hope the boy will be
-all right in the morning. Good-night.”</p>
-
-<p>That’s all.</p>
-
-<p>It seems as if there ought to be more, but there
-really isn’t.</p>
-
-<p>With one large high absinthe I could make a hair-raising
-finish, but I have made up my mind to tell only
-the truth for a change and give my imagination a
-much needed rest, and this is a truthful story and it
-happened just as it is put down here.</p>
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-quotation marks were remedied when the change was
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-<p>Illustrations in this eBook have been positioned
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