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-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 473px;">
-<img src="images/cover_647.jpg" width="473" height="647" alt="Cover" />
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-
-<h1>UNCLE WIGGILY'S<br />
-STORY BOOK</h1>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">By</span></p>
-
-<p class="center">HOWARD R. GARIS</p>
-
-<p class="center">AUTHOR OF</p>
-
-<p class="center">Uncle Wiggily's Airship; Uncle Wiggily's<br />
-Automobile; Uncle Wiggily on the Farm;<br />
-Uncle Wiggily's Travels</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 153px;">
-<img src="images/uwtitlepage_193.jpg" width="153" height="193" alt="Uncle Wiggily" />
-</div>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Platt &amp; Munk</span>, <i>Publishers</i></p>
-
-<p class="center">NEW YORK</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="center"><i>UNCLE WIGGILY'S STORY BOOK</i></p>
-
-<p class="center">Copyright MCMXXI and MCMXXXIX</p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">By</span></p>
-
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Platt &amp; Munk</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS">CONTENTS</a></h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="center">
-<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="">
-<tr><td align="right">STORY</td><td></td><td align="left">PAGE</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#I"> I</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Toothache</td><td align="right">3</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#II"> II</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Freckled Girl</td><td align="right">10</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#III"> III</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Mud Puddle</td><td align="right">18</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#IV"> IV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Bad Boy</td><td align="right">26</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#V"> V</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Good Boy</td><td align="right">32</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#VI"> VI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Valentine</td><td align="right">38</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#VII"> VII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Bad Dog</td><td align="right">44</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#VIII"> VIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and Puss in Boots</td><td align="right">51</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#IX"> IX</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Lost Boy</td><td align="right">58</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#X"> X</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and Stubby Toes</td><td align="right">64</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XI"> XI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Christmas</td><td align="right">70</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XII"> XII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Fourth of July</td><td align="right">77</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XIII"> XIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Skates</td><td align="right">85</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XIV"> XIV</a></td><td align="left"> Uncle Wiggily Goes Coasting</td><td align="right">93</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XV"> XV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Picnic</td><td align="right">100</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XVI"> XVI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Rain Storm</td><td align="right">107</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XVII"> XVII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Mumps</td><td align="right">113</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XVIII"> XVIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Measles</td><td align="right">122</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XIX"> XIX</a></td><td align="left"> Uncle Wiggily and the Chicken-Pox</td><td align="right">130</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XX"> XX</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Hallowe'en</td><td align="right">136</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXI"> XXI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Poor Dog</td><td align="right">142</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXII"> XXII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Rich Cat</td><td align="right">148</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXIII"> XXIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Horse</td><td align="right">155</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXIV"> XXIV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Cow</td><td align="right">161</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXV"> XXV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Camping Boys</td><td align="right">167</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXVI"> XXVI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Birthday Cake</td><td align="right">175</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXVII"> XXVII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the New Year's Horn</td><td align="right">184</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXVIII"> XXVIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily's Thanksgiving</td><td align="right">190</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXIX"> XXIX</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily at the Circus</td><td align="right">197</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXX"> XXX</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Lion</td><td align="right">204</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXI"> XXXI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Tiger</td><td align="right">210</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXII"> XXXII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Elephant</td><td align="right">215</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXIII"> XXXIII</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Camel</td><td align="right">221</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXIV"> XXXIV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Wild Rabbit</td><td align="right">229</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXV"> XXXV</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Tame Squirrel</td><td align="right">237</td></tr>
-<tr><td align="right"><a href="#XXXVI"> XXXVI</a></td><td align="left">Uncle Wiggily and the Wolf</td><td align="right">243</td></tr>
-</table></div>
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="center p150">UNCLE WIGGILY'S GREETING</p>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Dear Children</span>:</p>
-
-<p>This is a quite different book from any others you
-may have read about me. In this volume I have some
-adventures with real children, like yourselves, as well
-as with my animal friends.</p>
-
-<p>These stories tell of the joyous, funny, exciting and
-everyday adventures that happen to you girls and
-boys. There is the story about a toothache, which
-you may read, or have read to you, when you want to
-forget the pain. There is a story of a good boy and
-a freckled girl. And there is a story about a bad boy,
-but not everyone is allowed to read that.</p>
-
-<p>There is a story for nearly every occasion in the life
-of a little boy or girl; about the joys of Christmas,
-of a birthday; about different animals, about getting
-lost, and one about falling in a mud puddle. And
-there are stories about having the measles and mumps,
-and getting over them.</p>
-
-<p>I hope you will like this book as well as you seem
-to have cared for the other volumes about me. And
-you will find some beautiful pictures in this book.</p>
-
-<p>Now, as Nurse Jane is calling me, I shall have to
-hop along. But I hope you will enjoy these stories.</p>
-
-<p class="center">Your friend, </p>
-<p class="float"><span class="smcap">Uncle Wiggily Longears</span>.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<br />
-<br />
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span></p>
-<p class="center p150"><a name="Uncle_Wiggilys_Story_Book" id="Uncle_Wiggilys_Story_Book"><b>Uncle Wiggily's Story Book</b></a></p>
-<br />
-<br />
-<h2><a name="I" id="I">STORY I</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S TOOTHACHE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time there was a boy who had the toothache.
-It was not a very large tooth that pained him, and, really, it
-was quite surprising how such a very large ache got into such
-a small tooth. At least that is what the boy thought.</p>
-
-<p>"But I'm not going to the dentist and let him pull it!" cried
-the boy, holding his hand over his mouth. "And I'm not going
-to let anybody in this house pull it, either! So there!" He
-ran and hid himself in a corner. Girls aren't that way when
-they have the toothache&mdash;only boys.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps the tooth will not need pulling," said Mother, as
-she looked at the boy and saw how much pain he had.</p>
-
-<p>"That's so!" exclaimed Grandma, who was trying to think
-of some way in which to help the boy. "Maybe the dentist can
-make a little hole in your tooth, Sonny, and fill the hole with
-cement, as the man filled the hole in our sidewalk, and then all
-your pain will stop."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
-"No, I'm not going to the dentist! I'm not going, I tell
-you!" cried Sonny. And I think he stamped his foot on the
-floor, the least little bit. It may have been that he saw a tack
-sticking up, and wanted to hammer it down with his shoe. But
-I am afraid it was a stamp of his foot; and afterward that boy
-was sorry.</p>
-
-<p>But, anyhow, his tooth kept on aching, and it was the kind
-called "jumping," for it was worse at one time than another.
-Sometimes the boy thought the pain jumped from one side of
-his tongue to the other side, and again it seemed that it leaped
-away up to the roof of his mouth.</p>
-
-<p>The toothache even seemed to turn somersaults and peppersaults,
-and once it appeared to jump over backward. But it
-never completely jumped away, which is what the boy wished
-it would do.</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better let me take you to the dentist's," said his
-Mother. "He'll either fix the tooth so it won't ache any more,
-or he'll take it out, so a new tooth will grow in. And, really,
-the pain the dentist may cause will only be a little one, and it
-will be all over in a moment. While your tooth may ache all
-night."</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'm not going to the dentist! I'm not going!" cried
-Sonny boy, and then again he acted just as if there were a
-tack in the carpet that needed hammering down with his foot.</p>
-
-<p>Now it was about this time that Uncle Wiggily Longears,
-the bunny rabbit gentleman, was hopping from his hollow
-stump bungalow in the woods to go look for an adventure.
-But, as yet, Uncle Wiggily knew nothing about the boy with
-the toothache. That came a little later.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
-"Are you going to be gone long?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper, of the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Only just long enough to have a nice adventure," answered
-Mr. Longears, and away he hopped on his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch, with his pink, twinkling nose held
-in front of him like the headlight on a choo-choo train.</p>
-
-<p>Now, as it happened, Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow
-was not far from the house where the Toothache Boy lived,
-though the boy had never seen the rabbit's home. He had
-often wandered in the woods, almost in front of the bunny's
-bungalow, but, not having the proper sort of eyes, the boy had
-never seen Uncle Wiggily. It needs very sharp eyes to see
-the creatures of the woods and fields, and to find the little
-houses in which they live.</p>
-
-<p>At any rate the boy had never noticed Uncle Wiggily, though
-the bunny gentleman had often seen the boy. Many a time
-when you go through the woods the animal folk look out at
-and see you, when you never even know they are there.</p>
-
-<p>And pretty soon Uncle Wiggily hopped right past the house
-where the Toothache Boy lived. And just then, for about the
-tenth time, Mother was saying:</p>
-
-<p>"You had better let me take you to the dentist and have
-that toothache stopped, Sonny."</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! I don't want to! I&mdash;I'm a&mdash;a&mdash;I guess it will
-stop itself," said the boy, hopeful like.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, hiding in the bushes in front of the boy's
-house, sat up on his hind legs and twinkled his pink nose. By
-a strange and wonderful new power which he had, the bunny
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
-gentleman could hear and understand boy and girl talk, though
-he could not speak it himself. So it was no trouble at all for
-Uncle Wiggily to know what that boy was saying.</p>
-
-<p>"He's afraid; that's what the boy is," said the bunny uncle
-to himself, leaning on his red, white and blue striped crutch.
-"He's afraid to go to the dentist and have that tooth filled, or
-pulled. Now that's very silly of him, for the dentist will not
-hurt him much, and will soon stop the ache. I wonder how I
-can make that boy believe this? His mother and grandmother
-can't seem to."</p>
-
-<p>For Mr. Longears heard Mother and Grandma trying to get
-that Toothache Boy to let them take him to the dentist. But
-the boy only shook his head, and made believe hammer tacks
-in the carpet with his foot, and he held his hand over his mouth.
-But, all the while, the ache kept aching achier and achier and
-jumping, leaping, tumbling, twisting, turning and flip-flopping&mdash;almost
-like a clown in the circus.</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! I'm not going to the dentist!" cried the boy.</p>
-
-<p>Then Uncle Wiggily had an idea. He could look in through
-the window of the house and see the boy. In front of the window
-was a grassy place, near the edge of the wood, and close
-by was an old stump, shaped almost like the easy chair in a
-dentist's office.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what I'll do," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll make believe
-I have the toothache. I'll go get Dr. Possum and I'll
-sit down in this stump chair. Then I'll tell Dr. Possum to
-make believe pull out one of my teeth."</p>
-
-<p>"I s'pose if Nurse Jane were here she might ask what good
-that would do?" thought Uncle Wiggily. "But I think it will
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
-do a lot of good. If that boy sees me, a rabbit gentleman,
-having a tooth pulled, which is what he will think he sees, it
-may make him brave enough to go to the dentist's. I'll try it."</p>
-
-<p>Away hopped Uncle Wiggily to Dr. Possum's office.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter? Rheumatism again?" asked the animal
-doctor.</p>
-
-<p>"No, but I want you to come over and pull a tooth for me,"
-said Uncle Wiggily, blinking one eye, and twinkling his pink
-nose surreptitious-like.</p>
-
-<p>"Pull a tooth! Why, your teeth are all right!" cried Dr.
-Possum.</p>
-
-<p>"It's to give a little lesson to a boy," whispered the bunny,
-and then Dr. Possum blinked one eye, in understanding fashion.</p>
-
-<p>A little later Uncle Wiggily sat himself down on the old
-stump that looked like a chair, and Dr. Possum stood over him.</p>
-
-<p>"Open your mouth and show me which tooth it is that hurts,"
-said Dr. Possum, just like a dentist.</p>
-
-<p>"All right," answered Uncle Wiggily, and, from the corner
-of his left eye the bunny gentleman could see the Toothache
-Boy at the window looking out. The boy saw the rabbit and
-Dr. Possum at the old stump, and he saw Mr. Longears open
-his mouth and point with his paw to a tooth.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Mother!" cried the boy, very much excited. "Look!
-There's a funny rabbit, all dressed up in a tall silk hat, having
-a tooth pulled. Grandma, look!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I do declare!" murmured the old lady. "Isn't that
-perfectly wonderful! I didn't know that animals ever had
-the toothache!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I s'pose they do, once in a while," said the Toothache
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
-Boy's mother. "But see how brave that rabbit gentleman is!
-Not to mind having the animal dentist stop his ache! Just
-fancy!"</p>
-
-<p>Neither Grandma nor Mother said anything to Sonny Boy.
-All three of them just stood at the window, and watched Uncle
-Wiggily and Dr. Possum. And, as they looked, Dr. Possum
-put a little shiny thing, like a buttonhook, in the bunny gentleman's
-mouth. He gave a sudden little pull and, a moment
-later, held up something which sparkled in the sun. It was
-only a bit of glass, which Uncle Wiggily had held in his paw
-ready for this part in the little play, but it looked like a tooth.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I declare!" laughed Grandma. "The bunny had his
-tooth pulled!"</p>
-
-<p>"And he doesn't seem to mind it at all," added Mother.</p>
-
-<p>Surely enough, Uncle Wiggily hopped off the make-believe
-dentist-stump, and with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch, began to dance a little jiggity-jig with Dr.
-Possum.</p>
-
-<p>"This dance is to show that it doesn't hurt even to have a
-tooth pulled; much less to have one filled," said the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>"I understand!" laughed Dr. Possum. And as he and Uncle
-Wiggily danced, they looked, out of the corners of their eyes,
-and saw the Toothache Boy standing at the window watching
-them.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I never, in all my born days, saw a sight like that!"
-exclaimed Grandma.</p>
-
-<p>"Nor I," said Mother. "Isn't it wonderful!"</p>
-
-<p>Sonny Boy took his hand down from his mouth.</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I guess, Mother," he said, as he saw Uncle Wiggily
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
-jump over his crutch in a most happy fashion, "I guess I'll go
-to the dentist, and have him stop my toothache!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hurray!" softly cried Uncle Wiggily, who heard what the
-boy said. "This is just what I wanted to happen, Dr. Possum!
-Our little lesson is over. Now we may go!"</p>
-
-<p>Away hopped the bunny, to tell Nurse Jane about the
-strange adventure, and Dr. Possum, with his bag of powders
-and pills on his tail, where he always carried it, shuffled back
-to his office.</p>
-
-<p>Sonny Boy went to the dentist's, and soon his tooth was
-fixed so it would not ache again. He hardly felt at all what
-the dentist did to him.</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I didn't know how easy it was 'till I saw the rabbit have
-his tooth pulled," said the boy to the dentist.</p>
-
-<p>"Hum," said the dentist, noncommittal-like, "some rabbits
-are very funny!"</p>
-
-<p>And if the puppy dog doesn't waggle his tail so hard that he
-knocks over the milk bottle when it's trying to slide down the
-doormat, I shall have the pleasure, next, of telling you the
-story of Uncle Wiggily and the freckled girl.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="II" id="II">STORY II</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE FRECKLED GIRL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods one summer
-day, when, as he happened to stop to get a drink of some
-water that the rain-clouds had dropped in the cup of a Jack-in-the-pulpit
-flower, the bunny gentleman heard a girl saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I wish I could get them off! I wish I could scrub them
-off with sandpaper, or something like that! I've tried lemon
-juice and vinegar, but they won't go. And oh, they make me
-so homely!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily stopped suddenly and rubbed the end of his
-pink, twinkling nose with the brim of his tall, silk hat.</p>
-
-<p>"This is very queer," said the bunny uncle to himself. "I
-wonder what is it she has tried to take off with lemon juice?
-She seems very unhappy, this little girl does."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny uncle looked through the trees and, seated on a
-green, mossy stump, he saw a girl about ten or twelve years old.
-She held a looking-glass in her hand, and as she glanced at her
-likeness in the mirror she kept saying:</p>
-
-<p>"How can I get them off? How can I make them disappear
-so I will be beautiful? Oh, how I hate them!"</p>
-
-<p>"What in the world can be the matter?" thought Uncle
-Wiggily to himself. For, as I have told you, the bunny gentleman
-was now able to hear and understand the talk of girls and
-boys, though he could not himself speak that language.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
-He hopped a little closer to the unhappy girl on the green,
-mossy stump, but the bunny stepped so softly on the leaf carpet
-of the forest that scarcely a sound did he make, and the girl
-with the mirror never heard him.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder if I said a little verse, such as I have read in fairy
-books, whether they would go away?" murmured the girl. "I've
-tried everything but that. I'll do it&mdash;I'll say a magical verse!
-But I must make up one, for I never have read of the kind I
-want in any book."</p>
-
-<p>She seemed to be thinking deeply for a moment and then,
-shutting her eyes, and looking up at the sun which was shining
-through the trees of the wood, the girl recited this little verse:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"Sun, sun, who made them come,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Make them go away.</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Then I'll be like other girls,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Happy all the day!"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>"This is like a puzzle, or a riddle," whispered Uncle Wiggily
-to himself, as he kept out of sight behind a bush near the stump.
-"What is it she wants the sun to make go away? It can't be
-rain, or storm clouds, for the sky is as blue as a baby's eyes. I
-wonder what it is?"</p>
-
-<p>Then, as the girl took up the mirror again, and looked in it,
-Uncle Wiggily saw the reflection of her face.</p>
-
-<p>It was covered with dear, little brown freckles!</p>
-
-<p>"Ho! Ho!" softly crooned Uncle Wiggily to himself. "Now
-I understand. This girl is unhappy because she is freckled.
-She thinks she doesn't look pretty with them! Why, if she
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
-only knew it, those freckles show how strong and healthy she
-is. They show that she has played out in the fresh air and
-sunshine, and that she will live to be happy a long, long while.
-Freckles! Why, she ought to be glad she has them, instead
-of sorry!"</p>
-
-<p>But the girl on the stump kept her eyes shut, clenching the
-mirror in her hand and as she held her face up to the sun she
-recited another verse of what she thought was a mystic charm.</p>
-
-<p>This is what she said:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"Freckles, freckles, go away!</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Don't come back any other day.</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Make my face most fair to see,</span><br />
-<span class="i4">Then how happy I will be!"</span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Slowly, as Uncle Wiggily watched, hidden as he was behind
-the bush, the girl opened her eyes and held up the looking-glass.
-Over her shoulder the bunny gentleman could still see
-the freckles in the glass; the dear, brown, honest, healthy
-freckles. But when the girl saw them she dropped the mirror,
-hid her face in her hands and cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, they didn't go 'way! They didn't go 'way! Now I
-never can be beautiful!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose thoughtfully.</p>
-
-<p>"This is too bad!" said the bunny gentleman. "I wonder
-how I can help that girl?" For, since he had helped the Toothache
-Boy by letting Dr. Possum pretend to pull an aching
-tooth, the bunny gentleman wanted do other favors for the
-children who loved him.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd like to make that girl happy, even with her freckles,"
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
-said the bunny. "I'll hop off through the woods, and perhaps
-I may meet some of my animal friends who will show me a
-way."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman looked kindly at the girl on the stump.
-She was sobbing, and did not see him, or hear him, as she murmured
-over and over again:</p>
-
-<p>"I don't like freckles! I hate them!"</p>
-
-<p>Away through the woods hopped Uncle Wiggily. He had
-not gone very far before he heard a bird singing a beautiful
-song. Oh, so cheerful it was, and happy&mdash;that song!</p>
-
-<p>"Good morning, Mr. Bird!" greeted Uncle Wiggily, for you
-know it is the father bird who sings the sweetest song. The
-mother bird is so busy, I suppose, that she has little time to
-sing. "You are very happy this morning," the rabbit said to
-the bird.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, yes, Uncle Wiggily, I am very happy," answered Mr.
-Bird, "and so is my wife. She is up there on the nest, but she
-told me to come down here and sing a happy song."</p>
-
-<p>"Why?" asked the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>"Because we are going to have some little birds," was the
-answer. "There are some eggs in our nest, and my mate is
-sitting on them to keep them warm. Soon some little birds
-will come out, and I will sing a still happier song."</p>
-
-<p>"That's fine," said Uncle Wiggily, thinking of the unhappy
-freckled girl on the stump. "May I see the eggs in your nest?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," answered the father-singer. "Our nest is in a
-low bush, but it is well hidden. Here, I'll show you. Mrs.
-Bird will not mind if you look."</p>
-
-<p>The father bird fluttered to the nest, and Mrs. Bird raised
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
-her fluffy feathers to show Uncle Wiggily some beautiful blue
-eggs.</p>
-
-<p>"Why&mdash;why, they're <i>freckled</i>!" exclaimed the bunny gentleman.
-"Aren't you birds sad because you have freckled eggs?
-Why, your little birds will be freckled, too! And, if they are
-girl birds they will cry!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why?" asked Mr. Bird in surprise. "Why will our girl
-birdies cry?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because they'll be <i>freckled</i>," answered the bunny. "I just
-saw a girl in the woods, crying to break her heart because she
-is freckled!"</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense!" chirped Mrs. Bird. "In the first place these
-are not freckles on my eggs, though they look so. My eggs are
-spotted, or mottled, and they would not be half so pretty if
-they were not colored that way. Besides, being spotted as
-they are, makes them not so easily seen in the nest. And, when
-I fly away to get food, bad snakes or cats can not so easily see
-my eggs to eat them. I just love my <i>freckled</i> eggs, as you call
-them!" laughed Mrs. Bird.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, they are pretty," admitted Uncle Wiggily. "But
-will your little birds be speckled, too?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not at all," sang Mr. Bird. "Say, Uncle Wiggily!" he
-whistled, "if we could get that girl here so she could see our
-spotted eggs, and know how beautiful they are, even if they
-are what she would call 'freckled'; wouldn't that make her
-happier?"</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps it would," said the bunny rabbit. "I never thought
-of that. I'll try it! You will not be afraid to let her see your
-eggs, will you?" he asked.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
-"No; for girls are not like some boys&mdash;they don't rob the
-nests of birds," replied the mother of the speckled eggs. "Bring
-the unhappy girl here, and Mr. Bird and I will hide in the
-bushes while she peeps into our nest."</p>
-
-<p>"I will!" said Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>Away he hopped through the woods, and soon he came to
-the place where the freckled girl was still sobbing on the
-stump.</p>
-
-<p>"Now how can I get her to follow me through the woods,
-to see the nest, when I can't talk to her?" whispered Uncle
-Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>Then he thought of a plan.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll toss a little piece of tree-bark at her," chuckled the
-bunny. "That will make her look up, and when she sees me
-I'll hop off a little way. She'll follow, thinking she can catch
-me. But I'll keep ahead of her and so lead her to the woods.
-I want to make her happy!"</p>
-
-<p>The bunny tossed a bit of bark, hitting the girl on her head.
-She looked around, and then she saw Uncle Wiggily, all dressed
-up as he was with his tall silk hat and his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a funny rabbit!" exclaimed the girl, smiling
-through her tears, and forgetting her freckles, for a while at
-least. "I wonder if I can catch you?" she said.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, not if I know it," whispered Uncle Wiggily to himself,
-for he knew what the girl had said. "But I'll let you
-think you can," the bunny chuckled to himself.</p>
-
-<p>He hopped on a little farther, and the girl followed. But
-just as she thought she was going to put her hands on the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
-rabbit, Uncle Wiggily skipped along, and she missed him. But
-still she followed on, and soon Uncle Wiggily had led her to
-the bushes where the birds had built their nest.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. and Mrs. Bird were watching, and when they saw Uncle
-Wiggily and the freckled girl, Mr. Bird began to sing. He
-sang of blue skies, or rippling waters of sunshine and sweet
-breezes scented with apple blossoms.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a lovely song!" murmured the freckled girl.
-"Some birds must live here. I wonder if I could see their nest
-and eggs? I wouldn't hurt them for the world!" she said
-softly.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily shrank back out of sight. The girl looked
-around for the singing birds, and just then the wind blew aside
-some leaves and she saw the nest. But she saw more than
-the nest, for she saw the eggs that were to be hatched into little
-birds. And, more than this; the girl saw that the eggs were
-spotted or mottled&mdash;freckled as she was herself!</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh!" murmured the girl, clasping her hands as she
-looked down at the speckled eggs in the nest. "They have
-brown spots on, just like my face. They are <i>freckled eggs</i>&mdash;but,
-oh, how pretty they are! I never knew that anything
-freckled could be beautiful! I never knew! Oh, how wonderful!"</p>
-
-<p>As she stood looking at the eggs, Mr. Bird sang again, a
-sweeter song than before, and the wind blew softly on the
-freckled face of the unhappy girl&mdash;no, not unhappy now, for
-she smiled, and there were no more tears in her eyes.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how glad I am that the funny rabbit led me to the nest
-of freckled eggs!" said the girl. "I wonder where he is?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
-She looked around, but Uncle Wiggily had hopped away.
-He had done all that was needed of him.</p>
-
-<p>The mother bird softly fluttered down into her nest, covering
-the beautiful mottled eggs with her downy wings. She was
-not afraid of the girl. The girl reached out her hand and timidly
-stroked the mother bird. Then she gently touched her own
-freckled cheeks.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm never going to care any more," she whispered. "I did
-not know that freckles could be so pretty. I'm glad I got 'em!"</p>
-
-<p>The freckled girl walked away, leaving the mother bird on
-the nest, while the father of the speckled eggs, that soon would
-be little birds, sang his song of joy. The freckled girl, with
-a glad smile on her face, went back to the stump, and, without
-looking into the mirror, she tossed the bit of looking-glass into
-a deep spring.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't need you any more," she said, as the glass went
-sailing through the air. "I know, now, that freckles can be
-beautiful!"</p>
-
-<p>And if the pussy cat doesn't think the automobile tire is a
-bologna sausage, and try to nibble a piece out to make a sandwich
-for the rag doll's picnic, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily and the mud puddle.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="III" id="III">STORY III</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MUD PUDDLE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Did you ever fall down in a mud puddle? Perhaps this may
-have happened to you when you were barefooted, with old
-clothes on, so that it did not much matter whether you splashed
-them or not.</p>
-
-<p>But that isn't what I mean.</p>
-
-<p>Did you ever fall into a mud puddle when you had on your
-very best clothes, with white stockings that showed every speck
-of mud? If anything like that ever happened to you, when
-you were going to Sunday-school, or to a little afternoon tea
-party, why, you know how dreadfully unhappy you felt! To
-say nothing of the pain in your knees!</p>
-
-<p>Well, now for a story of how a little boy named Tommie
-fell in a mud puddle, and how Uncle Wiggily helped him scrub
-the mud off his white stockings&mdash;off Tommie's white stockings
-I mean, not Uncle Wiggily's.</p>
-
-<p>Tommie was a little boy who lived in a house on the edge
-of the wood, near where Uncle Wiggily had built his hollow
-stump bungalow. No, Tommie wasn't the same little boy who
-had the toothache. He was quite a different chap.</p>
-
-<p>One day the postman rang the bell at Tommie's house, and
-gave Tommie a cute little letter.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's for me!" cried Tommie. "Look, Mother! I have
-a letter!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
-"That's nice," said Mother. "Who sent it to you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll look and tell you," answered the little boy. The writing
-in the letter was large and plain, and though Tommie had
-not been to school very long he could read a little. So he was
-able to tell that the letter was from a little girl named Alice,
-who wanted him to come to a party she was going to have one
-afternoon a few days later.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, may I go?" Tommie asked his mother.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," she answered.</p>
-
-<p>"And wear my best clothes?"</p>
-
-<p>"Surely you will put on your best clothes to go to the party,"
-said Mother. "And I hope you have a nice time!"</p>
-
-<p>Tommie hoped so, too. But if only he had known what was
-going to happen! Perhaps it is just as well he did not, for it
-would have spoiled his fun of thinking about the coming party.
-And half the fun of nearly everything, you know, is thinking
-about it beforehand, or afterward.</p>
-
-<p>At last the day came for the tea party Alice was to give at
-her home, which was a little distance down the street from
-Tommie's house.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how happy I am!" sang Tommie, as he ran about the
-porch.</p>
-
-<p>But when, after breakfast, it began to rain, Tommie was not
-so happy. He stood with his nose pressed against the glass of
-the window until it was pressed quite flat. I mean his nose
-was flat, for the glass was that way anyhow, you know. And
-Tommie watched the rain drops splash down, making little
-mud puddles in the street.</p>
-
-<p>"Can't I go to Alice's party if it rains?" asked Tommie.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
-"Well, no, I think not," Mother answered. "But perhaps
-it will stop raining before it is time for you to go. You don't
-have to leave here until after lunch."</p>
-
-<p>Tommie turned again to press his nose against the glass, glad
-that the rain was outside, so that the drops which rolled down
-the window could not wet his face. And he hoped the clouds
-would clear away and that the sun would shine before the time
-for the party.</p>
-
-<p>Now about this same hour Uncle Wiggily Longears, the
-bunny rabbit gentleman, was also looking out of the window
-of his hollow stump bungalow in the woods, wondering, just
-as Tommie wondered, whether the rain would stop.</p>
-
-<p>"But surely you won't go out while it is still raining," said
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"No," answered Uncle Wiggily, "my going out is not so
-needful as all that. I was going to look for an adventure, and
-I had rather do that in the sunshine than in the rain. I can
-wait."</p>
-
-<p>And then, almost as suddenly as it had started, the rain
-stopped.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm so glad!" sang Tommie, as he danced up and down.
-"Now I can go to the party!"</p>
-
-<p>"And I can go adventuring," said Uncle Wiggily. Now of
-course he did not hear Tommie, nor did the little boy hear the
-bunny. But, all the same, they were to have an adventure
-together.</p>
-
-<p>Tommie had been ready, for some time, to start down the
-street to go to the party Alice was giving for her little girl
-and boy friends. All that Tommie needed, now, was to have
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
-his collar and tie put on, and his hair combed again, for it
-had become rather tossed and twisted topsy-turvy when he
-pressed his head against the window, watching the rain.</p>
-
-<p>"Be careful of mud puddles!" Tommie's mother called to
-him, as, all spick and span, he started down the street toward
-the home of Alice, a block or so distant. "Don't fall in any
-puddles!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be careful," Tommie promised.</p>
-
-<p>And as Uncle Wiggily started out about this same time for
-his adventure, Nurse Jane called to the bunny:</p>
-
-<p>"Be careful not to get wet on account of your rheumatism."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be careful," promised Uncle Wiggily, just as Tommie
-had done.</p>
-
-<p>Now everything would have been all right if Tommie had
-not stubbed his toe as he was going along the street, about half
-way to the party. But he did stumble, where one sidewalk
-stone was raised up higher than another, and, before he could
-save himself, down in the mud puddle fell poor Tommie! He
-fell on his hands and knees, and they were both soaked in the
-muddy water of the puddle on the sidewalk.</p>
-
-<p>Of course it did not so much matter about Tommie's hands.
-He could easily wash the mud and brown water off them. But
-it was different with his white stockings. Perhaps I forgot to
-tell you that Tommie wore white stockings to the party. But
-he did, and now the knees of these stockings were all mud!</p>
-
-<p>And as he looked at his mud-soiled stockings, and at his
-hands, from which water was dripping down on the sides of
-his legs, Tommie could not help crying.</p>
-
-<p>"I can't go to the party this way!" sobbed Tommie to himself,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
-for he was big enough to go down the street alone, and
-there were no other children on it just then. "I can't go to the
-party this way! But if I go home Mother will make me change
-my things, and I'll be late, and maybe she won't let me go at
-all! Oh, dear!"</p>
-
-<p>And in order to keep out of sight of any other boys or girls
-who might come along, Tommie stepped behind some bushes
-that grew along the street.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p022_650.jpg" width="650" height="431" alt="He looked down at his mud-soiled stockings" />
-</div>
-
-<p>And what was his surprise to see, sitting on a stone, behind
-this same bush, an old gentleman rabbit, wearing glasses, and
-with a tall silk hat on his head. On the ground beside him was
-a red, white and blue striped crutch, for rheumatism.</p>
-
-<p>But the funniest thing about the rabbit gentleman (who,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
-as you have guessed, was Uncle Wiggily), the funniest thing
-was that he had a bunch of dried grass in one paw, and he was
-busy scrubbing some dried spots of mud off his trousers. So
-busy was Uncle Wiggily doing this that he neither saw nor
-heard Tommie come behind the bush. And Tommie was so
-surprised at seeing Uncle Wiggily that the little boy never
-said a word.</p>
-
-<p>"Why&mdash;why!" thought Tommie, as he saw the bunny take
-up a pine tree cone, which was like a nutmeg grater, and scrape
-the dried mud off his trousers, "he must have fallen into a
-mud puddle just as I did!"</p>
-
-<p>And that is just what had happened to Uncle Wiggily. He
-had been walking along, thinking of an adventure he might
-have, when he splashed into a puddle and spattered himself
-with mud!</p>
-
-<p>But, instead of crying, Uncle Wiggily set about making the
-best of it&mdash;cleaning himself off so he would look nice again, to
-go in search of an adventure.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll let the mud dry in the sun," said Uncle Wiggily out
-loud, speaking to himself, with his back partly turned to Tommie.
-"Then it will easily scrape off."</p>
-
-<p>The sun was so warm, after the rain, that it soon dried the
-mud on the bunny gentleman's clothes, and with the bunch of
-grass, and the sharp pine tree cone, he soon had loosened the
-bits of dirt.</p>
-
-<p>"Now I'm all right again," said Uncle Wiggily out loud.
-And though of course Tommie did not understand rabbit talk,
-the little boy could see what Uncle Wiggily had done to help
-himself after the mud puddle accident.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
-"I say!" cried Tommie, before he thought, "will you please
-lend me that pine tree cone clothes brush? I want to clean the
-mud off my white stockings so I can go to the party!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked up in surprise! He had not known,
-before, that Tommie was there; but the bunny heard what the
-little boy said. With a low and polite bow of his tall silk
-hat, Uncle Wiggily tossed the bunch of grass and the pine cone
-to Tommie. By that time the mud had dried so the little boy
-could scrape most of it off his stockings.</p>
-
-<p>"I hope you have a nice time at the party," said Uncle
-Wiggily, in rabbit language, of course. And then, as Tommie
-scraped the last of the dried mud away, leaving only a few
-spots on his stockings, the bunny gentleman hopped out of
-the bush and on his way.</p>
-
-<p>"And I can go to Alice's house without having to run home
-to change my stockings," thought Tommie. "I wonder who
-that rabbit was?"</p>
-
-<p>And when Tommie reached the party he found that he was
-not the only little boy who had fallen in a mud puddle. The
-same thing had happened to Sammie and Johnnie, two other
-boys.</p>
-
-<p>"But how did you get your stockings so clean, without going
-home and changing them?" asked the other boys of Tommie.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, an old rabbit gentleman, with a tall silk hat and a red,
-white and blue crutch showed me how to scrape off the dried
-mud with a pine cone," Tommie answered. "I cleaned my
-white stockings as the bunny brushed his clothes."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, is that a fairy story?" cried the boys and girls at Alice's
-party.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
-"Well, he <i>looked</i> like a fairy!" laughed Tommie, who had
-washed his hands in the bath room at Alice's house, so they
-were clean for eating cake and ice cream. "And I'm not afraid
-of mud puddles any more. I know what to do if I fall in one,"
-said Tommie.</p>
-
-<p>And if the onion doesn't make tears come into the eyes of
-the potato when they're playing tag around the spoon in the
-soup dish, the next story will be about Uncle Wiggily and
-the bad boy.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="IV" id="IV">STORY IV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BAD BOY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time there was a bad boy. He lived on the
-edge of the wood in which Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, had built his hollow stump bungalow. The
-bad boy did not know Uncle Wiggily, but Mr. Longears knew
-about the bad boy, and so did Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the
-bunny's muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't ever go near that bad boy's house," said Miss Fuzzy
-Wuzzy one morning, as the rabbit gentleman started out with
-his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch.</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Because," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, "that boy will
-throw stones at you, and maybe hit you on your pink, twinkling
-nose."</p>
-
-<p>"He can't throw stones now," said Uncle Wiggily. "He
-can't find any. The ground is covered with snow."</p>
-
-<p>"Then he'll throw snowballs at you," said the muskrat lady
-housekeeper. "Please keep away from him."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll think about it," promised the bunny gentleman, as he
-hopped away, with his tall, silk hat on his head.</p>
-
-<p>Now you know why, once upon a time, there was a bad boy.
-He was bad because he threw stones and snowballs at rabbits
-and other animals. There were more things bad about him
-than this, but one is enough for a story.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
-Uncle Wiggily hopped on and on, across the fields and
-through the woods, and soon he came to the house of the bad
-boy. It was a regular house, not a hollow stump bungalow,
-such as that in which Mr. Longears lived.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder if there isn't any way of making that bad boy
-good?" thought the bunny rabbit gentleman. "Bad boys
-aren't of much use in the world, but good boys, or girls, who
-put out crumbs for the hungry birds to eat in winter&mdash;they are
-of great use in the world! I wonder if I could make that bad
-boy good?"</p>
-
-<p>But, no sooner had Uncle Wiggily began to wonder in this
-fashion, than, all of a sudden, he heard a loud voice shouting:</p>
-
-<p>"Hi! There he is! A rabbit! I'm going to throw a snowball
-at him!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked over his shoulder and saw the bad
-boy rushing out of his house, followed by another boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a nice, funny rabbit!" cried the second boy. "He
-looks as if he came from a circus&mdash;all dressed up!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll make him turn a somersault if I can whang him with a
-snowball!" shouted the bad boy, running toward the bunny
-gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps I had better be going," said Uncle Wiggily, who
-could understand boy and girl talk, though he could not speak
-it himself. "I'll wait until some other day about trying to
-make this boy good."</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Longears started to run, but he had not taken many hops
-before, all of a sudden, he felt a sharp, thumping pain in his
-side, and he was almost knocked over by a snowball thrown
-by the bad boy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
-"Hi there! I hit him! I hit him!" howled the bad boy,
-dancing up and down.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," sadly said the other chap. "You hit him, but what
-good did it do?"</p>
-
-<p>"It shows I'm a straight shot!" proudly answered the other.
-"Maybe I can catch that rabbit now."</p>
-
-<p>He ran over the snow. But though Uncle Wiggily had
-been knocked down by the ball thrown by the bad boy, the
-rabbit gentleman managed to get to his feet, and away he
-hopped on his rheumatism crutch&mdash;so fast that the bad boy
-could not get him.</p>
-
-<p>Then the bad boy and the other chap, who was not so bad,
-played in the snow, until it was time to go home. Uncle Wiggily
-hopped to his hollow stump bungalow, but he said nothing
-to Nurse Jane about the pain in his side.</p>
-
-<p>"If I tell her she won't let me go out to the movies to-night
-with Grandpa Goosey," thought Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>So, though his side pained him, Uncle Wiggily said never a
-word, but early that evening he hopped over to Grandpa
-Goosey's home in the duck pen. And on the way Uncle Wiggily
-had to pass the house of the bad boy.</p>
-
-<p>"But it is getting dark, and he will not see me," thought the
-bunny gentleman. "I guess it will be safe."</p>
-
-<p>Now it happened that, just as Uncle Wiggily was hopping
-under the window of the bad boy's house, the bunny heard
-a voice inside saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! How my ear aches! Oh, what a pain! Can't
-you do something to stop it, Mother?"</p>
-
-<p>"If I had some soft cotton I could put a little warm oil on it
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
-and that, in your ear, would make it feel better," answered
-a lady's voice. "But I have no cotton in the house. If you'll
-wait until I go to the drug store&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"No! No!" howled the voice of the bad boy. "I don't want
-you to go to the store and leave me alone! Can't you get some
-cotton without going to the store?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," answered the mother. "You shouldn't have played
-out in the cold, and thrown snowballs at the rabbit. You must
-have gotten some snow in your ear to make it ache!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, do something to make it stop!" cried the bad boy. "Oh,
-why haven't we some cotton?"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, outside under the window, heard all this
-talk. Now the bunny gentleman knew where to find something
-like cotton without going to the drug store. Inside each of
-the big brown buds of the horse-chestnut tree is a little wad of
-cotton. Mother Nature puts the cotton there to keep the bud
-warm through the winter, so green leaves will come out in the
-spring.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked around and saw, lying on the snow,
-a branch which the wind had broken from a horse-chestnut tree.
-Hopping across the newly-fallen spring snow to this branch,
-Uncle Wiggily gnawed off some of the buds. Breaking these
-open with his teeth, he took out some of the soft, fluffy
-cotton.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll just leave this on the bad boy's doorstep," thought the
-bunny. "I'll tap with my crutch and hop away."</p>
-
-<p>So the bunny gentleman, with the wad of cotton, skipped up
-the front steps of the house when no one saw him. His paws
-made funny little marks in the soft snow. Uncle Wiggily put
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
-the cotton on the sill, tapped once, twice, three times with his
-rheumatism crutch, and then hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>"Somebody's at the door!" said the bad boy. "Maybe that's
-daddy coming home, so he can go to the drug store and get that
-cotton for my aching ear."</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe," said his mother. "I hope it is."</p>
-
-<p>She opened the door, and when she saw there the bunch of
-cotton&mdash;just what she wanted&mdash;you can imagine how surprised
-she was!</p>
-
-<p>"Why, who could have left it?" asked the bad boy, when
-his mother told him what had happened. "Who do you s'pose
-did?"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," she answered. "But I saw some rabbit tracks
-in the snow on our steps."</p>
-
-<p>"Rabbit tracks?" repeated the boy, wonderingly, as his
-mother softly put some warm cotton and oil in his ear, making
-the pain almost stop.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, rabbit tracks," said Mother. "And, if I were you, I'd
-never throw any more snowballs at rabbits."</p>
-
-<p>The boy (I'll not call him bad any more) put his head down
-on the pillow of his bed. He could go to sleep now, as the
-pain in his ear had almost stopped.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder if that funny rabbit, dressed up like a little old
-man, could have brought me the cotton?" said the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder, too," softly spoke Mother with a smile.</p>
-
-<p>"Anyhow, I won't ever throw stones or snowballs at rabbits
-any more," promised the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Or cats or dogs, either?" his mother asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Or cats or dogs, either," added the boy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
-Then he went to sleep, and Uncle Wiggily, picking the bits
-of fuzzy horse-chestnut tree cotton off his tall, silk hat, hopped
-on to Grandpa Goosey's house and went to the movies.</p>
-
-<p>So that's the story of the bunny gentleman and the bad boy,
-and I hope you liked it. But if the rag doll's go-cart doesn't
-race with the baby carriage and slip on the banana skin as
-though it had on roller skates, I'll tell you in the next story
-about Uncle Wiggily and the good boy.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="V" id="V">STORY V</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE GOOD BOY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Now do be careful to-day, please, Uncle Wiggily," begged
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper of
-the bunny rabbit gentleman, as he hopped down off the steps
-of his hollow stump bungalow one morning.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p032_650.jpg" width="650" height="438" alt="Now do be careful to-day." />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Careful? Why, I'm always careful," answered the bunny,
-as he twinkled one side of his pink nose and looked to make
-sure that his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch
-was <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
-not painted green. "Don't you think so, Nurse Jane?"
-asked Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I do not," Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy answered. "You
-get so excited, looking for adventures, that you don't care
-whether you are chased by the Pipsisewah or Skeezicks."</p>
-
-<p>"But I always get away from them; don't I?" asked Uncle
-Wiggily. "And the Woozie Wolf, the Fuzzy Fox and even
-the Skillery Scallery Alligator. I always get away, Nurse
-Jane."</p>
-
-<p>"It is hard work for you, sometimes," said the muskrat lady.
-"I do wish you would be more careful, Wiggy. Besides, these
-new adventures of yours&mdash;helping real girls and boys out of
-their troubles&mdash;are dangerous. Of course, I love children, and
-I know you do, also. But some day you'll be caught by one of
-these bad boys or girls."</p>
-
-<p>"There aren't any bad girls," laughed Uncle Wiggily.
-"They are just a bit funny; that's all. As for bad boys; well,
-I hope to see them all turn good. And, anyhow, the children
-love me so much I don't believe they'll harm me."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you'd better be careful just the same," Nurse Jane
-said. Then she went in to dust the dishes and sweep the furniture,
-and Uncle Wiggily hopped over the fields and through
-the woods, looking for an adventure.</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman had not gone far from his hollow
-stump bungalow before he saw a crowd of boys on their way
-to school. One of the boys had a tin can in his hand, and another
-carried a piece of rope.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, maybe those boys are going camping," thought Uncle
-Wiggily, "and they're going to build a campfire and cook their
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
-carrot soup, or whatever they eat, in the tin can over the fire.
-I'll hide in the bushes and watch them. And I can hear what
-they say."</p>
-
-<p>By means of a gift which a good fairy gave him, Uncle Wiggily,
-for a time, was able to hear and understand the talk of
-boys and girls, though he could not, himself, speak their language.
-He wanted to hear what these boys would say, so the
-bunny gentleman hid in the bushes.</p>
-
-<p>The boys came along, laughing, shouting and trying to sing,
-but that last they did not do as well as girls would have done.
-Somehow or other, girls are better singers than boys.</p>
-
-<p>Well, anyhow, the boys came nearer to where Uncle Wiggily
-was hiding in the bushes, and, all of a sudden, one of the lads
-gave a whoop like a wild Indian, and cried:</p>
-
-<p>"There's a dog! Let's get him!"</p>
-
-<p>"There, now!" thought Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I knew
-boys were good. They want to take that dog with them to
-camp and give him some of the soup they are going to boil
-in the tin can. I hope they don't give it to him too hot, though,
-and burn his tongue."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily peeked over the top of the bush, and saw one
-of the boys chasing the dog. It was a little dog; rather thin,
-so you could almost count his ribs, and he did not seem to have
-had much to eat of late. And as soon as the dog saw the boy
-running after him, that dog began to run also.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, that's queer," said Uncle Wiggily. "Why does the
-dog run away from that good boy? If I were only nearer I'd
-tell the dog that the boy is going to be kind to him and give
-him tomato-can camp-soup."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
-"Oh, let the dog go!" called a red-haired boy to the one
-who was running along with the tin can in his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'm going to catch him and tie this tin can on his tail,"
-the first boy answered. "You ought to see how fast he'll run
-when he has this tin can on his tail!"</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me!" thought Uncle Wiggily, hardly able to believe
-what he heard. "Tie a tin can on a dog's tail! And I thought
-that boy was going to be kind! Oh, oh, what a mistake I made!"</p>
-
-<p>Most of the boys turned off on another path and went to
-school, but the one with the tin can chased after the dog, and
-another boy, who seemed very nice and quiet, stayed near the
-bush, behind which Uncle Wiggily was hidden. Finally the
-boy with the tin can caught the poor, thin, yelping dog, and
-carried him back to the bush.</p>
-
-<p>"Where's that piece of rope?" asked the bad boy, holding
-the yelping, squirming little dog under one arm, while in the
-other hand he carried the empty tin can.</p>
-
-<p>"What are you going to do with the rope?" asked the quiet
-boy. He held his hands behind his back.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to use the rope to tie this tin can on the dog's
-tail," answered the bad boy. "That's what I am!"</p>
-
-<p>"Then I won't give it to you," spoke the quiet lad. "I'm not
-going to let you tie any tin can to a dog's tail if I can help it!
-There! You can't have the rope!"</p>
-
-<p>With a sudden motion he threw, away over in the weeds,
-the rope, which he had picked up after another lad had dropped
-it to go to school.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho! So that's what you're going to do, is it?" cried the
-bad boy. "I'll fix you for that!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
-He dropped his tin can; but still holding the poor dog under
-his arm, the bad boy rushed at the quiet chap.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll make you get that rope and help me tie the tin can on
-this dog's tail!" cried the bad boy.</p>
-
-<p>"I think it is about time for me to do something," said Uncle
-Wiggily to himself. The bunny gentleman, hidden behind the
-bush, had heard all that was said.</p>
-
-<p>All of a sudden, just as the bad boy was going to hit the quiet
-lad, for not helping to tie the tin can on the dog's tail, Uncle
-Wiggily turned, and, in the soft sand and dirt, began to dig
-very fast with his paws.</p>
-
-<p>Now a rabbit gentleman is one of the best diggers in the
-world. With his paws he can make himself a burrow, or underground
-house, almost before you can eat a lollypop. And
-Uncle Wiggily, pawing in the dirt, made a regular shower
-of sand, gravel and little stones fly right in the face of the bad
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>By looking over his shoulder Uncle Wiggily could see which
-way to dig so that the sand would go in the eyes of the bad boy,
-but not in the face of the one who was kind to animals.</p>
-
-<p>Whiff! Whiff! Whiff! the sand, gravel and little stones
-shot over the top of the bushes, and spattered all over the bad
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Say! Who's doing that?" cried the unkind chap, trying
-to hold his arm in front of his face to keep the sand out of his
-eyes. "If you fellows don't stop that&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But he couldn't say any more, for a lot of sand went flying
-into his mouth. He dropped the poor, thin dog, who ran away
-and hid himself in a hollow tree, and then the bad boy had to
-use both hands to wipe out the gravel that rattled down inside
-his shirt, and so he couldn't hit the kind boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Who's scattering that gravel?" cried the bad boy, scowling.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see anyone," said the other, smiling.</p>
-
-<p>But there was Uncle Wiggily, behind the bush, scattering
-the gravel with his paws in a regular shower.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish Nurse Jane could see me now," chuckled the bunny
-gentleman. "She surely would laugh."</p>
-
-<p>At last so much gravel, sand and little stones showered into
-the face of the bad boy that he ran away, crying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh! Oh! Something terrible must have happened!
-I guess I'd better not tie any tin cans on dogs' tails any more."</p>
-
-<p>"I guess you'd better not," said the other boy.</p>
-
-<p>"And I say the same," laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he brushed
-some dust off his tall, silk hat, and straightened his necktie.
-Then the bunny gentleman watched, while the kind boy went
-to the hollow tree and patted the poor, frightened little dog.
-And then this boy hid the tin can where no other boys could
-find it, and went on to school.</p>
-
-<p>And I think&mdash;mind you I'm not sure&mdash;but I think that bad
-boy turned good after that. Anyhow if he didn't he ought to.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I had quite an adventure," said the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, as he hopped on to his hollow stump bungalow. "A
-very good adventure!"</p>
-
-<p>And if the jumping jack doesn't cut a slice off the mud pie
-with the bread-knife, and tell the rag doll it's a piece of chocolate
-cake, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily's valentine.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="VI" id="VI">STORY VI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S VALENTINE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily quickly hopped across the room and closed
-the door of his hollow stump bungalow, where he was busy
-in the sitting room. He heard Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy coming
-along.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that's queer!" exclaimed the muskrat lady housekeeper,
-as she noticed what Uncle Wiggily did. "I wonder
-what he means? Wiggy," she called, "are you getting ready
-for some strange, new adventure, such as stopping bad boys
-from tying tin cans on dogs' tails?"</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing like that now; no, my dear," answered the bunny
-rabbit, and he quickly pulled the table cover over something
-he had been looking at. "This is a secret!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh&mdash;a secret!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, puzzled-like.</p>
-
-<p>The muskrat lady looked at a calendar hanging on the wall,
-and noticed that the day was February 14.</p>
-
-<p>"I think I can guess what your secret is, Uncle Wiggily,"
-she said to herself. "I s'pose it's something for Mrs. Twistytail,
-the pig lady, or maybe for Grandpa Goosey Gander. Well,
-I hope you enjoy it."</p>
-
-<p>Then Nurse Jane went back to the dining room, where she
-was giving the dishes their morning bath; and Uncle Wiggily
-began to rustle some paper and tie knots in a piece of gold
-string, the while murmuring to himself:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span></p>
-<p>"I hope she likes it! Oh, I do hope she likes it. I'll put it
-on the steps, throw a stone at the door so she thinks someone
-is knocking, and then I'll run and hide behind a bush and watch
-how surprised she is when she opens it."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily had been very busy all that morning, after
-having been out in the woods the day before. What he had
-made I shall tell you about in a little while. Enough now for
-you to know that the bunny rabbit had something he did not
-want Nurse Jane to see.</p>
-
-<p>Pretty soon, after opening the door a crack, and listening to
-Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy wash the face of the clock, Uncle Wiggily
-hopped softly out and down the front steps, with a box under
-his paw. His tall silk hat was on rather sideways, and he carried
-his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch upside
-down, but when you remember that it was February 14, I think
-you will kindly excuse the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped on through the woods, and over the
-fields. Every now and then he would stop, and, with his crutch,
-brush to one side the dried leaves and little heaps of snow that
-were scattered here and there in the forest.</p>
-
-<p>"I hope I may find some," said Mr. Longears to himself. "It
-won't be half so pretty without them. I hope I find some."</p>
-
-<p>He searched in many places, and at last he found what he
-was looking for. Carefully he picked something up off the
-ground, and put it in the box he carried.</p>
-
-<p>"Nurse Jane will surely like this," said the bunny gentleman.
-He was about to hop on again when, all of a sudden, he
-heard someone crying in the woods. There was a sobbing sound
-and, looking around the corner of a tree, Uncle Wiggily saw
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
-a little girl, sitting on a log. And she was crying as hard as
-she could cry!</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't the Freckled Girl," said the bunny gentleman to
-himself. "She said she wouldn't mind her freckles after she
-looked at the pretty speckled birds' eggs. It isn't the Freckled
-Girl. I wonder who she is, and what's the matter?"</p>
-
-<p>And pretty soon Uncle Wiggily found out, for he heard the
-sobbing girl say:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I wish I had money enough to buy one! All the other
-girls and boys can buy valentines to send teacher, but I can't!
-And she'll think I don't like her, but I do! Oh, I wish I had a
-valentine!"</p>
-
-<p>"My goodness me sakes alive and some peanut pudding!"
-whispered the bunny rabbit gentleman. "That girl is crying
-because she hasn't a valentine for her teacher!"</p>
-
-<p>Then the bunny gentleman looked down at the box, wrapped
-in tissue paper, which he carried under his paw&mdash;the box in
-which he had placed something he had found under the leaves
-and snow of the forest a little while before.</p>
-
-<p>"She wants a valentine," murmured the bunny rabbit gentleman.
-"And here I have one that I made for Nurse Jane.
-I was going to leave it on the steps and surprise my muskrat
-lady housekeeper. But I suppose I could give it to this little
-girl, and&mdash;well, Nurse Jane won't care, when I tell her."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll do it! I'll give this girl my valentine," said Uncle
-Wiggily so suddenly that his pink nose almost twinkled backward.</p>
-
-<p>He looked over the top of a bush behind which he had sat
-down to wrap up Nurse Jane's valentine. Then the bunny
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
-hopped over to the girl who sat on the log, still sobbing because
-she had no token for her teacher.</p>
-
-<p>The girl heard the rustling in the leaves, made by Uncle
-Wiggily's paws as he hopped, and she looked up suddenly.
-Then she rubbed her eyes, hardly able to believe what she saw.</p>
-
-<p>"Why! Why!" she murmured. "Am I dreaming? Is this
-a fairy? A rabbit gentleman, dressed in a tall silk hat, and
-with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch! Oh!
-Why, it's Uncle Wiggily! It's Uncle Wiggily out of my Bedtime
-Story Books! Oh, how glad I am to see you, dear Uncle
-Wiggily! Please come up and sit by me on this log!"</p>
-
-<p>But Uncle Wiggily was not allowed to do this. He put his
-paw over his lips, to show that though he could hear, and understand
-what the girl said, he could not talk to her in reply. Then
-he placed his valentine beside her on the log and quickly hopped
-away.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Wait a minute! Please wait a minute!"
-cried the girl, but the bunny gentleman dared not
-stay.</p>
-
-<p>"I must try and find Nurse Jane another valentine," he said
-to himself, as he skipped along the woodland paths.</p>
-
-<p>Left alone, the girl on the log opened the box Uncle Wiggily
-had left. It was made from pieces of white birch bark, such as
-the Indians used for their canoes. Inside, were some sprigs
-from an evergreen tree, with some round, brown buttons from
-the sycamore tree. And in the middle of the evergreen sprigs
-were some lovely pink and white blossoms of the trailing arbutus&mdash;the
-earliest flower of Spring&mdash;growing under the leaves
-and late snows. It was these arbutus flowers which the bunny
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
-had come to the woods to find and complete his valentine. Now
-he had given it to the girl.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how lovely!" she murmured, tears no longer in her
-eyes. "Won't teacher be surprised when I put this on her desk
-and tell her Uncle Wiggily gave it to me? Oh, there's a verse,
-too!"</p>
-
-<p>And there was! Written on a piece of white birch bark,
-which is what the animal folk use instead of paper, was this
-little verse:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i2">"These twigs of cedar, like my heart,<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Are ever green for you.<br /></span>
-<span class="i2">The blossoms whisper that I am<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Your Valentine so true!"<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>"I know teacher will just love this!" said the little girl, and
-she was so excited she could hardly run to school. She had to
-hop and skip.</p>
-
-<p>"Here's a valentine Uncle Wiggily gave me in the woods,"
-the little girl told her teacher, all excited and out of
-breath.</p>
-
-<p>"Uncle Wiggily? How strange!" exclaimed the teacher.
-"I&mdash;I hope you didn't dream it," she said to the little girl.
-"But, at any rate, the valentine is real. And how lovely! It's
-the very nicest one I ever saw!"</p>
-
-<p>Then you can imagine how pleased the little girl was. Uncle
-Wiggily, hopping back to his bungalow through the woods,
-gnawed a piece of white birch bark off a tree, and, with a
-burned, black stick for a pencil, he scribbled on it:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"Dear Nurse Jane: This is my valentine. I love you!"</p>
-
-<p class="float right"><span class="smcap">"Uncle Wiggily."</span></p>
-
-<p>And when the muskrat lady found that on the doorstep a
-little later, she laughed and said it was the nicest valentine she
-could wish for. And when Uncle Wiggily told about giving
-the other valentine to the sad little girl, the muskrat lady said:</p>
-
-<p>"You did just right, Wiggy! Now let's go to the movies!"</p>
-
-<p>So they did. And if electric light doesn't cry when it has
-to go down cellar in the dark, to get a piece of coal for the fire
-to play with, you shall next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the
-bad dog.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="VII" id="VII">STORY VII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BAD DOG</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time, about as many years ago as it takes a
-lollypop to slide down the back cellar door, there lived in a
-kennel, not far from Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow,
-a bad dog. And the bunny rabbit gentleman, more than once,
-wished that this dog would always stay in his kennel, or remain
-chained in front of it so he couldn't get loose.</p>
-
-<p>"For that dog," said Uncle Wiggily to Nurse Jane Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, "is the pest of my life! Every time he sees me he
-chases me. He isn't at all like Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow,
-or Old Dog Percival."</p>
-
-<p>"Why don't you scratch sand and gravel in his eyes as you
-did in the face of the bad boy?" asked the muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"You can't treat dogs as you do boys," replied Uncle Wiggily.
-"Though, of course, some boys and some dogs are great
-friends. But this dog seems always to want to chase me."</p>
-
-<p>"Then you must be very careful if you go off in the woods
-to-day, looking for an adventure," said Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.</p>
-
-<p>"I will," promised the bunny rabbit gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>Away he hopped on his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch, and his tall, silk hat. And this time Uncle Wiggily
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
-took with him his glasses, which he sometimes wore in order to
-see better.</p>
-
-<p>"And I want to see the very best I can to-day," said Mr.
-Longears to himself, as he hopped along. "I want to see that
-bad, unpleasant dog before he sees me!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily was skipping along, thinking perhaps that
-he had better pick a bunch of violets and take them to the lady
-mouse teacher in the hollow stump school, when, all of a sudden,
-there sounded through the woods a loud:</p>
-
-<p>"Wuff! Wuff!"</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't the Fox, nor yet the Wolf, nor even the Skillery
-Scallery Alligator," said Uncle Wiggily, looking around the
-corner of the mulberry bush. "I think it must be that savage
-dog!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough it was. And a moment later the dog
-came bursting through the bushes, barking and growling and
-headed straight for Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll make believe I'm playing baseball and try for a home
-run!" said the rabbit gentleman to himself, and through the
-bushes, turning and twisting this way and that, he ran for his
-hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily reached it only just in time, too. For as he
-hopped up the steps, and closed the door, locking it, the dog
-jumped over the gate.</p>
-
-<p>"My goodness me sakes alive and a basket of soap bubbles!"
-cried Nurse Jane. "What's the matter, Wiggy? Is the house
-on fire?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's that dog&mdash;chasing&mdash;me!" panted the bunny, for he was
-quite out of breath.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span></p>
-<p>"The idea! How impolite of him!" exclaimed the muskrat
-lady, and she shook her broom out of the window at the bad
-chap.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you got away from me this time, but the next time
-I'll get you," growled the dog, as he slunk away.</p>
-
-<p>"Why is he so anxious to catch you?" asked Nurse Jane, as
-Uncle Wiggily sat down in an easy chair to rest.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I guess he'd chase any of the animal folk he saw in the
-wood," answered the bunny gentleman. "He'd chase Sammie
-or Susie Littletail the rabbits, Johnnie or Billie Bushytail the
-squirrels and I'm sure he would make Lulu, Alice and Jimmie
-Wibblewobble, the duck children, lose their feathers in trying
-to flutter away from him."</p>
-
-<p>"It's too bad," said Nurse Jane. "You ought to speak to
-Old Percival, the Policeman Dog about this bad chap."</p>
-
-<p>"I shall," said Uncle Wiggily. He did, too, but the bad dog
-was so sly that Old Percival could not catch him. Uncle Wiggily
-also spoke to the little dog, whom he had saved from having
-a tin can tied on his tail by a bad boy.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll tell this savage dog to let you alone," the little chap
-promised.</p>
-
-<p>But all this did no good. Every time the bad dog saw Uncle
-Wiggily in the woods he chased the rabbit gentleman, and once
-nearly caught the bunny. I don't know why this dog was so
-unpleasant and mean toward Uncle Wiggily. I guess maybe
-the dog didn't know any better. Perhaps he thought Uncle
-Wiggily didn't like dogs, but Mr. Longears did&mdash;especially
-Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the little puppy chaps.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span></p>
-<p>Well, as it happened, one day the people who owned the
-big, savage dog, that always chased Uncle Wiggily, went away
-on a visit. And they went in such a hurry that they left the
-dog chained to his kennel, and they forgot to leave him any
-water to drink, or food to eat.</p>
-
-<p>At first the dog was not hungry, but later in the day, when
-it was time for him to have had a meal, and some water, that
-dog began to feel very unhappy.</p>
-
-<p>"Bow! Wow! Wow!" he barked, trying to call someone
-out to feed him, and pour water in the sun-dried pan. But no
-one came, and the dog grew more hungry, and so thirsty that
-his tongue hung down out of his mouth.</p>
-
-<p>Just about this time Uncle Wiggily was going through the
-woods on his way to the six and seven cent store to get Nurse
-Jane a spool of thread. The bunny rabbit heard the barking
-of the dog, and started to run, for he knew that voice. But as
-he paused to listen, and find out from which direction the sound
-came, so he could run away from it, instead of toward it, Uncle
-Wiggily heard a voice saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Bow wow! Oh, how hungry I am! How thirsty I am!"</p>
-
-<p>It was the savage dog speaking, and Uncle Wiggily of course
-understood animal talk, even better than he had learned to
-know, as he had of late, what boys and girls said.</p>
-
-<p>"Hum! So that dog is hungry and thirsty, is he?" said the
-bunny to himself. "Well, why doesn't he go and dig up some
-of the bones he must have buried? And why doesn't he go to
-the duck pond and get a drink, I wonder?"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily thought there was something strange about
-this, and as the barking and animal-talking voice of the dog
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
-did not come any nearer, the bunny hopped over to see what
-was the matter.</p>
-
-<p>There he saw the savage dog, fastened by a heavy chain to
-his kennel, with nothing to eat, no water to drink and no one
-to bring him any.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how hungry I am! How thirsty I am!" barked the dog.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p048_650.jpg" width="650" height="482" alt="Oh are you? politely asked Uncle Wiggily" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, are you?" politely asked Uncle Wiggily, looking out
-from behind a stone. He was not afraid to be this near the
-bad dog, for the savage chap was chained, and could not get
-loose.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I am very thirsty and hungry," whined the dog. "But
-of course I don't expect you to feed me or give me water. I've
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
-been too bad to you&mdash;I've chased you too often! I can't ask
-you to help me!"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see why not," said Uncle Wiggily politely. "If I
-were ill in my bungalow, with rheumatism, and Nurse Jane
-wasn't there to wait on me, and you came along, wouldn't you
-get me a drink of water?"</p>
-
-<p>The dog thought a moment before answering. Then he sort
-of drooped his tail, sorry-like and softly said:</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I believe I would."</p>
-
-<p>"Then," said the bunny gentleman, "I'll bring you a drink,
-and if you tell me where you have buried some bones, I'll dig
-them up for you, since I can't loosen your kennel chain to let
-you dig them yourself."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how kind you are!" said the dog. "I&mdash;I really don't
-deserve this."</p>
-
-<p>"Stuff and nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "We all
-make mistakes&mdash;that's why they put rubbers on the end of lead
-pencils, as someone has said. I'll help you when you're in
-trouble."</p>
-
-<p>Then the bunny found a half a cocoanut shell, and dipping
-this in the nearby brook, brought water to the thirsty dog. And
-when he had taken a long drink, cooling his parched and hot
-tongue, the dog pointed to where he had buried some bones,
-behind the barn.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily dug up the bones with his paws, which were
-just made for such work, and carried them to the dog.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I can't thank you enough," said Gurr-Rup, which was
-the dog's name. "And I promise, Mr. Longears, that I'll never
-chase you again."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"Thank you!" laughed the bunny, as he hopped on to the
-three and four cent store. "I hoped you wouldn't."</p>
-
-<p>So this teaches us that it doesn't hurt the needle to put the
-thread in its eye, and if the apple doesn't jump out of the
-dumpling, and try to hide in the chocolate cake, when it ought
-to take the pie to the moving pictures, on the next page you
-will find a story about Uncle Wiggily and Puss in Boots.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII">STORY VIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND PUSS IN BOOTS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Where are you going, Uncle Wiggily?" called Nurse Jane
-Fuzzy one day, as the muskrat lady saw the bunny gentleman
-hopping away from his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"I am going to get myself a new pair of rubber boots," said
-Mr. Longears. "My old ones are wearing out, and they have
-little holes in, so they leak. We have had so much rain, of late,
-that I will need a new pair of boots if I am to look for any
-more adventures. So I am going to the shoemaker's."</p>
-
-<p>"But why are you taking your old boots along?" asked Nurse
-Jane, for Uncle Wiggily had them under his paw.</p>
-
-<p>"I am taking them to the shoemaker to show him what size
-I want my new boots," answered the bunny. "Also he may be
-able to mend these old ones so they will do to wear in the
-garden."</p>
-
-<p>"That's a good idea," said Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "And while
-you are out I wish you would go to the seven and eight cent
-store for me. I want some needles and thread, some balls of
-red yarn and some white flannel."</p>
-
-<p>"My! All that! Are you going to make a bedquilt?" asked
-the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"No," laughed Nurse Jane. "I am going to use the white
-flannel to make me a new petticoat, the red yarn I am going
-to use to knit Sammie and Susie Littletail, the rabbit children,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
-some mittens, and the needle and thread I will use to sew up
-a hole in the lace curtain."</p>
-
-<p>"Very well," spoke Uncle Wiggily politely, "you shall have
-all three, and I'll get myself a new pair of boots."</p>
-
-<p>It did not take the bunny rabbit gentleman long to hop to
-the shop of the Monkey Doodle shoemaker, where Mr. Longears
-bought himself a new pair of rubber boots.</p>
-
-<p>"As for those old ones," said the Monkey chap, "I can mend
-them for you, so they will do to wear many times yet."</p>
-
-<p>"Please do so," begged the bunny. And when his old boots
-were mended he carried them over his shoulder with the new
-ones, for he was wearing his shoes. Along he hopped to the
-seven and eight cent store.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily bought the needles, thread, white flannel and
-red yarn for the rabbit children's mittens, and he was hopping
-back to his hollow stump bungalow, when, all of a sudden,
-coming from behind a sassafras bush, he heard a voice saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! How sad! Now I suppose they'll take me out
-of all the story books, and the children will never love me any
-more!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hum! This is strange," said Uncle Wiggily to himself.
-"I wonder who it is that can't be in the story books any more?
-That is very sad! I wouldn't want them to put me out of all the
-Bedtime Story Books in which I have my adventures."</p>
-
-<p>So the bunny gentleman looked around the corner of a lollypop
-bush, and there he saw a cat, dressed in a coat, trousers
-and cap, but without anything on his hind paws, sitting on a
-stump.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"Good afternoon, Mr. Cat!" politely greeted Uncle Wiggily.
-"You seem to be in trouble."</p>
-
-<p>"I am," was the answer. "Only my name is Puss, and not
-Cat, though, of course, that's what I really am. Puss in Boots
-is my right name, but there is no use trying to keep it
-any longer."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?" Uncle Wiggily asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Because I have lost my boots," answered Puss. "A little
-while ago I met a cross dog who chased me. I ran across a swamp
-and became stuck in the mud. I managed to pull my paws out
-of the boots, but the boots themselves remained fast in the mud.
-Now I have no boots and I can be called Puss in Boots no
-longer! I shall have to keep out of all the story books!"</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 615px;">
-<img src="images/p053_650.jpg" width="615" height="432" alt="I have lost my boots answered Puss" />
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></p>
-<p>"Nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Why, I have two
-pairs of boots here! Take one of them, I can only wear one
-pair of boots at a time," and very politely Mr. Longears gave
-his new boots to the cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but I can't take your new boots!" objected Puss. "The
-old ones will do me very well."</p>
-
-<p>"No," kindly insisted Uncle Wiggily. "Please take the new
-ones. Since my old ones were mended they will answer me
-very well, and they'll be easier on my paws."</p>
-
-<p>So Uncle Wiggily gave Puss the new boots, keeping the old
-mended ones for himself, and as the cat put the boots on his
-paws he looked just as he ought to&mdash;like his pictures in the
-story books.</p>
-
-<p>"Now I can keep my place, the children will not miss me.
-Thank you, Uncle Wiggily," mewed Puss.</p>
-
-<p>"Pray do not mention it," said the bunny. "I am glad I don't
-have to carry two pairs of boots."</p>
-
-<p>So Mr. Longears hopped on a little farther, and soon he heard
-some tiny voices saying:</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"Oh, Mother dear! Look here! Look here!<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Our mittens we have lost!"<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>"Ho! I should know who they are!" said the bunny. "Those
-must be the three kittens!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough, they were, as the bunny saw a moment
-later, when he turned around the corner of a mulberry tree.
-There were three little pussy kittens, holding up their paws
-for their mother to see, and there wasn't a single mitten on
-any one of the paws! What do you think of that?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"What, lost your mittens! You careless kittens!<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Now you can't have any pie!"<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Thus sang the mother cat. And when the three little kittens,
-who had lost their mittens, began to cry, Uncle Wiggily felt
-so sorry for them that he stepped up and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me, Mrs. Cat. But I have a lot of red yarn I bought
-for Nurse Jane to knit mittens for Sammie and Susie Littletail.
-There is more than Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy needs, I'm sure, so I
-shall give you some to knit mittens for your pussies."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how kind you are!" mewed the mother cat, as Uncle
-Wiggily gave her three balls of red yarn, still leaving plenty
-for the rabbit children's mittens. "Now you may have some
-pie, and I'll give Uncle Wiggily a piece, too," said the cat
-mother to her kittens.</p>
-
-<p>"You are very kind," remarked Mr. Longears. "But I must
-hop on with the needle and thread, and the piece of white flannel
-Nurse Jane is going to use to make herself a new petticoat."</p>
-
-<p>So on hopped the bunny, while the mother cat sat down to
-knit some new mittens for her kittens. And Uncle Wiggily
-had not gone very far before, all of a sudden, he heard another
-sad mewing sound and a voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me! The hole goes all the way through! I shall
-never be able to go to see Old Mother Hubbard this way! Oh,
-what an accident!"</p>
-
-<p>"That sounds like more trouble," thought Uncle Wiggily,
-and, looking over the top of a stone wall, he saw a pussy cat
-lady sitting on a stump, sadly looking at her skirt.</p>
-
-<p>"What is the matter?" asked Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span></p>
-<p>"Oh! How you surprised me!" mewed the cat lady. "But
-here is the trouble. I'm Pussy Cat Mole. I jumped over a
-coal, and in my best petticoat burned a great hole!" and she
-showed the edge of her petticoat where, surely enough, a hole
-was burned through.</p>
-
-<p>"And I ought to be at Mother Hubbard's now, to go with
-her to the movies," said Pussy Cat Mole. "But, alas, I can
-not go!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes, you can!" said Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Not with this big burned hole in my petticoat!" mewed the
-cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, but you shall sew on a patch," said the bunny. "I have
-here needle and thread, and some white flannel. Can't you
-mend your best petticoat with all those?"</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I can," mewed Pussy Cat Mole. "Thank you, so
-much!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily gave her a needle and thread, and with her
-claws Miss Mole tore off a piece of white flannel, for there
-was more than Nurse Jane needed. She sewed the patch neatly
-on, and then, with her petticoat nicely mended, Pussy Cat Mole
-went on to Mother Hubbard's.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, how delightful it is to be helpful," said Uncle Wiggily,
-as he hopped back to his bungalow. And he was very glad he
-had met the three cats, one after another. For a little later that
-day the bad Woozie Wolf chased the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>But the mother of the three kittens, after she had knit their
-mittens, tickled the wolf with her knitting needles. Puss with
-the boots, stepped on the wolf's tail so hard that he cried
-"Ouch!" And Pussy Cat Mole ran at the wolf with a piece of
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>
-red stone, which she pretended was a red hot coal that in her
-best petticoat had burned a great hole.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll burn you! I'll burn you!" she mewed at the wolf.</p>
-
-<p>"Then this is no place for me!" he howled, and away he ran,
-not hurting the bunny at all. And how the bunny gentleman
-and the three cats laughed!</p>
-
-<p>So if the elephant from the Noah's Ark doesn't drop a cold
-penny down the back of the gold fish and make it sneeze, the
-next story is going to be about Uncle Wiggily and the lost boy.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="IX" id="IX">STORY IX</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE LOST BOY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"There goes that boy out again, flying his kite," said Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she looked from the window of the
-hollow stump bungalow one morning.</p>
-
-<p>"What boy?" Uncle Wiggily wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p>"The new boy who has just moved into the red brick house,"
-answered the muskrat lady housekeeper. "I hope he isn't a bad
-boy, who will chase you, Uncle Wiggily, and come to the forest
-to play tricks on Sammie and Susie Littletail, and the other
-animal boys and girls."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, he doesn't look like that kind of a boy," said the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, as he sat down to eat his breakfast of carrot
-pancakes with turnip maple sugar gravy sprinkled down the
-middle. "But I'll be careful until I get to know him better."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow had lately been
-rebuilt near the edge of a wood, and, just beyond the thicket of
-trees and tangle of bushes was a small town, where lived many
-boys and girls.</p>
-
-<p>Only a few of these boys and girls knew about the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, and his muskrat lady nurse, and those who
-did were kind to Uncle Wiggily, because the rabbit gentleman
-had been kind to them, doing them many favors.</p>
-
-<p>But now that a new boy had moved into the red brick house,
-Uncle Wiggily felt that he must not hop around in too lively a
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>
-fashion, until he found out whether the boy was bad or good.
-For there are some bad boys, you know.</p>
-
-<p>"He seems quiet enough," said Nurse Jane, as she spread
-some lettuce marmalade on a slice of bread for Uncle Wiggily.
-"He sits there flying his kite. I guess it will be safe for you
-to go to the store for me, Wiggy."</p>
-
-<p>"What do you want from the store?" asked the bunny gentleman,
-as he took his tall, silk hat down off the piano. Sometimes
-he went to the store quite dressed up. At other times he
-would put on an old cap and overalls, just as he came from the
-garden.</p>
-
-<p>"I want another ball of red yarn," Nurse Jane answered. "I
-did not have quite enough to knit the mittens for Sammie and
-Susie, the rabbit children."</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose that's because I gave some of the yarn to the three
-little kittens who lost their mittens," said the bunny, twinkling
-his pink nose upside down, to make sure it would not fall off
-as he hopped along.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that's one of the reasons," Nurse Jane answered.
-"But I'm glad you helped the little kittens. You can easily
-get me another ball of yarn."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," Uncle Wiggily agreed, and soon he was hopping
-over the fields and through the woods, on his way to the
-store. Not one of the stores where the boys and girls bought
-their toys and lollypops, but a special animal store, kept by a
-Monkey Doodle gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>And as Uncle Wiggily hopped along under the bushes, near
-the house of the Kite Boy, the bunny heard the boy's mother
-say:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span></p>
-<p>"Don't go away and get lost, Buddie!"</p>
-
-<p>"No'm, I won't!" promised the boy, as he held his kite string
-in his hand and watched his toy fly high in the air.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily stopped for a moment, underneath a big
-burdock plant, and looked at Buddie, which was the boy's pet
-name. Buddie could not see the rabbit gentleman. If he had,
-Buddie would have been much surprised to notice a bunny with
-glasses and a tall silk hat.</p>
-
-<p>The wind blew the kite higher into the air, and Uncle Wiggily
-thought of the many times he had helped Johnnie and
-Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, fly their kites, and how he had,
-more than once, made kites for Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the
-puppy dog boys.</p>
-
-<p>Then the bunny gentleman hopped on to the store to get
-the ball of red yarn for Nurse Jane. He stayed some little
-time, Mr. Longears did, for he met Grandfather Goosey Gander,
-and talked to the old gentleman duck about rheumatism,
-and what to do when you sneezed too much.</p>
-
-<p>But finally Uncle Wiggily started back for his hollow stump
-bungalow, and soon he was in the middle of the wood, about
-half way home. And all of a sudden the bunny gentleman
-heard a crying voice saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I don't know where my home is! I'm
-lost! Oh, dear! I'm lost!"</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Longears peered through the bushes, and there he saw
-the boy from the red brick house, who held in his hand a broken
-kite.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, I see what has happened!" said the bunny. "His kite
-broke loose from the string. Forgetting what he promised his
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
-mother, about not going away, the boy ran after his kite, over
-into the woods, and now he is lost. I wonder if I can help him
-find his way home?"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily did not show himself yet. Hiding behind
-the bushes, the bunny followed the lost boy as he wandered
-about among the trees, not knowing which way to go.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, where is my house?" said the boy over and over again.
-"Why can't I find it?"</p>
-
-<p>Then a mournful voice cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Woo! Woo! Woo!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! What's that?" exclaimed the lost boy, suddenly
-stopping.</p>
-
-<p>"It's only an owl bird," said Uncle Wiggily to himself. He
-wished he might speak to the boy, and tell him this, but though
-the bunny could understand boy-talk, the boy couldn't understand
-rabbit language.</p>
-
-<p>The Kite Boy went on a little farther, and then he heard a
-rustling in the dried leaves.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh-o-o-o!" gasped the lost boy. "Maybe that's a snake!"</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily to himself. "It is only
-a brown thrush bird, scattering the leaves to look for something
-to eat. And, even if it were a snake it wouldn't hurt the boy.
-I wish I might tell him so."</p>
-
-<p>The boy wandered along a little farther, and suddenly there
-boomed out through the forest a sound of:</p>
-
-<p>"Ga-rump! Ga-roomp! Ga-Zing!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, maybe that's a giant!" cried the boy, dropping his broken
-kite.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "That's only Grandpa
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
-Croaker, the big bull frog who tells such funny stories to
-Bully and Bawly No-Tail, the frog boys! How Grandpa
-Croaker will laugh when I tell him the lost boy thought him a
-giant! But I must help this boy out of the woods, or his mother
-will be worried."</p>
-
-<p>"Let me see, how can I do it without letting him see me?
-Ha! I have it. This ball of red yarn. I'll hop to the edge
-of the wood, near his house, and fasten one end of the red yarn
-to a tree there. Then I'll come back, unwinding the ball on
-the way, and when I get to the boy, I'll toss him what is left
-of the ball. Then all he'll have to do will be to follow the red
-cord right to his house."</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 603px;">
-<img src="images/p062_603.jpg" width="603" height="432" alt="It lead the boy home" />
-</div>
-
-<p>No sooner said than done! Uncle Wiggily knew his way
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
-through the forest, even in the dark, and he soon reached the
-edge of the wood and saw the boy's red brick house.</p>
-
-<p>Then, tying one end of the red yarn to the bush near where
-the boy had been sitting to fly his kite, Uncle Wiggily turned
-back, unrolling the ball as he hopped along. He soon came
-to the lost boy again, and the poor little chap was crying harder
-than ever.</p>
-
-<p>Over the bush and at the feet of the boy, the bunny tossed
-the little ball of yarn that remained.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what's that?" cried Buddie, almost ready to jump out
-of his skin. But when he saw the little red ball, and the red
-string stretching off through the trees, he was no longer afraid.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, maybe this is a fairy string, and will lead me home!"
-he joyfully cried, as he began to follow it. And, though we
-know it wasn't a fairy string, still it was just as good, for it
-led the boy home, as he followed the yarn, winding up the ball
-as he walked along. And, oh, how fast he ran when he came
-within sight of his house, crying, as he dropped the ball:</p>
-
-<p>"Here I am, Mother! Here I am. I'm not lost any more!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm glad of that," Mother answered. "You shouldn't
-have gone into the woods. I was just coming to look for you."</p>
-
-<p>"Well," whispered Uncle Wiggily to himself, "I'm glad I
-could be of some help in this world." Then the rabbit, who
-had followed the lost boy until Buddie found his home, wound
-up the red yarn again, and took it to Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"My! That was quite an adventure," said the muskrat lady
-when the bunny gentleman told her about it. And if the boiled
-egg doesn't try to go sailing in the gravy boat, and splash condensed
-milk on the bread-knife, I'll tell you on the page after
-this about Uncle Wiggily and Stubby Toes.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="X" id="X">STORY X</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND STUBBY TOES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There are some children who are always stubbing their toes
-and falling down. That was what happened, far too often, to
-the little boy in this story. And I am going to tell you how
-Uncle Wiggily helped cure him.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps you may think it strange that an old rabbit gentleman,
-with a pink, twinkling nose and a tall, silk hat could cure
-a boy of stubbing his toes. But this only goes to show that
-you never can tell what is going to happen in this world.</p>
-
-<p>So we shall start by saying that, once upon a time, there was
-a boy who slipped and stumbled so often that he was called
-"Stubby Toes."</p>
-
-<p>Stubby Toes was not a very big boy. In fact, one of the
-reasons he stubbed his toe so often (first the big toe of one foot,
-and then the big toe of the other foot), the reason, I say, was
-because he was so small. He had not yet grown up so that he
-knew how to step over things that lay in his path, causing him
-to stumble.</p>
-
-<p>Why, sometimes that boy would stumble over a pin on the
-sidewalk. And again I have known him to trip and almost
-fall because he saw, in his way, a leaf from a tree.</p>
-
-<p>"Upsi-daisey!" his sister would cry as she caught him by the
-hand, so he would not fall. "Upsi-daisey, Stubby Toes!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span></p>
-<p>It was Sister who really gave Stubby Toes his name, but she
-was only in fun, of course.</p>
-
-<p>Well, one day when Uncle Wiggily had started out of his
-hollow stump bungalow to look for an adventure, Sister took
-her little brother Stubby Toes for a walk. And, as it happened,
-the path taken by Sister and Stubby Toes stretched along
-through the woodland where the bunny gentleman lived.</p>
-
-<p>"I think I'll go see Baby Bunty to-day," said Uncle Wiggily
-to himself, as he hopped along, twinkling his pink nose in the
-sunshine. "I have a little touch of the rheumatism, and Baby
-Bunty is so lively, always playing tag, or something like that
-in the way of games, that she'll make me spry, and chase the
-pain away."</p>
-
-<p>But as the bunny gentleman came near the place where the
-little boy and his sister were walking, all of a sudden Stubby
-Toes tripped over a little stone, about as large as the end of
-your lollypop stick, and&mdash;down he almost fell!</p>
-
-<p>"Upsi-daisey!" cried Sister as she pulled Brother to his feet.
-"Upsi-daisey!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho! Boo hoo! I&mdash;I stubbed my toe!" cried the little
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you did!" said Sister, laughing.</p>
-
-<p>I think I forgot to tell you that Stubby Toes often cried
-when he slipped this way. Yes, almost every time he cried, and
-Sister wished he wouldn't, and so did Mother.</p>
-
-<p>"Boo hoo! Boo hoo!" the boy wailed. "I bunked myself!"</p>
-
-<p>Sister laughed and recited this little verse, which is a good
-one to sing whenever anything happens. It is a verse I read
-once, many years ago.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"Oh, fie,<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Do not cry,<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">If you stub your toe.<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Say 'Oh!'<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">And let it go.<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Be a man,<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">If you can,<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">And do not cry!"<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>After Sister had sung this for Brother, she wiped away his
-tears, which just started to trickle down his cheeks, and they
-walked on again.</p>
-
-<p>"This is a good little girl," said Uncle Wiggily to himself,
-for, hidden in the bushes he had heard and seen all that went
-on. "I wish I could teach Stubby Toes not to stumble so much.
-I wonder how I can? I'll ask Baby Bunty about it."</p>
-
-<p>So Uncle Wiggily hopped on to Baby Bunty's bungalow,
-and, meanwhile Brother and Sister walked through the woods.</p>
-
-<p>Well, I wish you could have seen what happened to Stubby
-Toes! But, no! Perhaps, on second thought, it is better that
-you did not. But, oh! So many times as he almost fell!</p>
-
-<p>He tripped over a little baby angle worm, who was crawling
-to the store to get a loaf of cake for his mother. And next
-Stubby Toes almost landed on his nose, because the shadow of
-a bird flitted across his path.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Stubby Toes!" cried Sister, as she kept him from falling
-on his face. "Will you ever learn to walk without stumbling?"</p>
-
-<p>"Boo hoo!" was all that Stubby Toes answered, for, just then
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
-he tripped over a blade of grass, and this time he fell down all
-the way. Only he happened to land on some soft, green moss,
-so he was not much hurt, I'm glad to say.</p>
-
-<p>"This is too bad!" Uncle Wiggily said to himself, for he had
-heard and seen it all. "I must get Baby Bunty to teach this
-little chap how to walk more carefully."</p>
-
-<p>It was not far to the home of Baby Bunty. That little rabbit
-girl was out skipping her rope in front of her house.</p>
-
-<p>"Tag, Uncle Wiggily! You're it!" she cried, as soon as she
-saw the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Tut! Tut! We have no time for a game now," said Mr.
-Longears. "I want you to come with me, Baby Bunty, and
-teach Stubby Toes a lesson," and he told about the little
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I see what you mean," said Baby Bunty. "You want
-me to hop along in front of him, and show him how not to stub
-his toe."</p>
-
-<p>"That's it!" said Uncle Wiggily. "Stubby Toes and Sister
-are kind to animals and will not harm us."</p>
-
-<p>So, a little later, Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty were walking
-along the woodland path just ahead of the little boy and
-his sister.</p>
-
-<p>"Now, Baby Bunty," said Mr. Longears, "show this boy how
-nicely you can hop along, even if there are sticks and stones on
-the path."</p>
-
-<p>Away skipped the little rabbit girl. She came to a stone, but
-over it she stepped as nicely as you please. She reached a stick,
-but she gave a hop, and there she was on the other side! And
-she never stubbed her toe once, because she was careful!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span></p>
-<p>By this time the little boy and his sister had seen Uncle Wiggily
-and Baby Bunty.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, look at the funny rabbits!" cried Stubby Toes. "I want
-to catch 'em!"</p>
-
-<p>"No! No! Mustn't touch!" said Sister, and she reached
-out to catch hold of Stubby Toes, but it was too late! He
-tripped his foot on a dandelion blossom in the grass, and down
-he went!</p>
-
-<p>"Boo hoo!" he cried.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, fie!" said Sister, singing the little verse again. "Look
-at the baby rabbit! She doesn't stub her toes!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough, Baby Bunty, skipping along on the path
-in front of Stubby Toes, never fell once. She skipped over
-pebbles and stones, sticks and clumps of grass, and never once
-stepped on a flower.</p>
-
-<p>"See if you can't do that, Stubby Toes!" begged Sister.</p>
-
-<p>And of course that boy didn't want a little baby rabbit girl
-to walk better than he did. So he dried his tears, stood up
-straight and began to walk more firmly, watching where he set
-down his feet.</p>
-
-<p>He came to a big stone and&mdash;over it he stepped without
-stumbling. He reached a stick&mdash;and, over that he put both
-feet without falling! He passed a lump of dirt&mdash;and right
-over it he JUMPED&mdash;and he didn't stub his toe once! What
-do you think of that?</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm not going to call you Stubby Toes any more!"
-laughed Sister. "Now you have learned to walk as well as that
-baby rabbit."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p>
-<p>Uncle Wiggily laughed so hard that his tall silk hat almost
-slipped down over his pink, twinkling nose.</p>
-
-<p>"I think we have done enough, Baby Bunty," he said,
-"Come on now, and I'll buy you a carrot lollypop!"</p>
-
-<p>Away hopped the bunnies, and back home went Sister and
-Brother who was Stubby Toes no longer. Baby Bunty had
-taught him a good lesson.</p>
-
-<p>And if the jumping jack doesn't fall off his stick when he is
-trying to play hop scotch with the bean bag, you shall next
-hear about Uncle Wiggily's Christmas.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XI" id="XI">STORY XI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S CHRISTMAS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Down swirled the snow, its white flakes blown by the cold
-December wind. From the North it came, this wind; and a
-bird&mdash;not a robin, for they had long ago flown South&mdash;a bird
-went in the barn, and hid his head under his wing, poor thing!</p>
-
-<p>It was cold in the woods around Uncle Wiggily's hollow
-stump bungalow, and the rabbit gentleman brought in stick
-after stick of wood for Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy to pile on the
-blazing fire that roared up the chimney.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, having filled the wood box, took his cap, and
-his fur-lined coat down from the rack.</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me, Wiggy! You aren't going out on a day like this,
-are you?" asked Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," answered the bunny gentleman, "I am, if you please,
-Nurse Jane. I promised Grandfather Goosey Gander I'd go
-down town shopping with him. He wants to look through the
-five and ten cent stores to see what they have for Christmas."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, well, if it's about Christmas, that's different," said the
-muskrat lady. "But wrap yourself up well, for it is storming
-hard. I don't want you to take cold."</p>
-
-<p>"Nor do I want a cold," said Uncle Wiggily. "My pink nose
-gets very red when I sneeze. I'll be careful, Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<p>Out into the snowy, blowy woods went Uncle Wiggily. He
-passed the burrow-house where Sammie and Susie Littletail,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
-the rabbit children, lived. Susie was at the window and waved
-her paw to the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Only three more days until Christmas! Aren't you glad,
-Uncle Wiggily?" called Susie.</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I am," answered Mr. Longears. "Very glad!"</p>
-
-<p>Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, looked from the
-window of their house. Johnnie held up a string of nuts that
-he was getting ready to put on the Christmas tree.</p>
-
-<p>"Billie and I are going to help Santa Claus!" chattered
-Johnnie.</p>
-
-<p>"Good!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Santa Claus needs
-help!"</p>
-
-<p>The bunny hopped along through the snow until he reached
-the kennel of Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog
-boys.</p>
-
-<p>"We're popping corn!" barked Jackie. "Getting ready for
-Christmas! That's why we can't be out!"</p>
-
-<p>"Stay in the house and keep warm!" called Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>He hopped on a little farther until he met Mr. Gander, and
-the rabbit gentleman and the goose grandpa made their way
-through the five and ten, the three and four and the sixteen
-and seventeen cent stores. Each place was piled full of Christmas
-presents for animal boys and girls, and animal fathers and
-mothers were shopping about, to tell Santa Claus what to bring
-to the different houses, you know.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily saw some things he knew Nurse Jane would
-like, and Grandpa Goosey bought some presents that had come
-directly from the workshop of Santa Claus.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span></p>
-<p>Then along came Mr. Whitewash, the Polar Bear gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Ho! Ho!" roared Mr. Whitewash, in his jolly voice.
-"Come to my ice cave, gentlemen, and have a cup of hot, melted
-icicles!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'd like to, but I can't," said Uncle Wiggily. "Nurse Jane
-wanted me to get her some spools of thread. I'll buy them and
-go back to my bungalow."</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'll go with you, Mr. Whitewash," quacked Grandpa
-Goosey, and he waddled off with the bear gentleman, while
-Uncle Wiggily, having bought the thread, hopped toward his
-bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>The bunny uncle had not gone very far before he heard some
-children talking behind a bush around which the snow was piled
-in a high drift. Uncle Wiggily could hide behind this drift
-and hear what was said.</p>
-
-<p>"Is Santa Claus coming to your house?" asked one boy of
-another.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't guess so," was the answer. "My father said our
-chimney was so full of black soot that Santa Claus couldn't get
-down. He'd look like a charcoal man if he did, I guess."</p>
-
-<p>"It's the same way at our house," sighed the first boy. "Our
-chimney is all stopped up. I guess there'll be no Christmas
-presents this year."</p>
-
-<p>"My! That's too bad!" thought Uncle Wiggily to himself.
-"There ought to be a Christmas for everyone, and a little thing
-like a soot-filled chimney ought not to stand in the way. All
-the animal children whom I know are going to get presents. I
-wish I could help these boys. And they probably have sisters,
-also, who will get nothing for Christmas. Too bad!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily peered over the top of the snowbank. He
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span>
-saw the boys, but they did not notice the rabbit, and Mr. Longears
-knew where the boys lived. Their homes were in houses
-near the brick one, where dwelt the lad who was once lost in
-the woods. Uncle Wiggily unwound a ball of red yarn, if you
-will kindly remember, and by following this the Kite Boy
-found his house.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish I could help those boys who are not going to have
-any Christmas," said the bunny gentleman to himself, as he
-hopped on with Nurse Jane's spools of thread.</p>
-
-<p>And just then, in the air overhead, he heard the sounds of:</p>
-
-<p>"Caw! Caw! Caw!"</p>
-
-<p>"Crows!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "My friends the black
-crows! They stay here all winter. Black crows&mdash;black&mdash;black&mdash;why,
-a chimney is black inside, just as a crow is black outside!
-I'm beginning to think of something! Yes, that's what I am!"</p>
-
-<p>The rabbit's pink nose began twinkling very fast. It always
-did when he was thinking, and now it was sparkling almost like
-a star on a frosty night.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! I have it!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "A crow can
-become no blacker inside a sooty chimney than outside! If
-Santa Claus can't go down a black chimney, why a crow can!
-I'll have these crows pretend to be St. Nicholas!"</p>
-
-<p>No sooner thought of than done! Uncle Wiggily put his
-paws to his lips and sent out a shrill whistle, just as a policeman
-does when he wants the automobiles to stop turning somersaults.</p>
-
-<p>"Caw! Caw! Caw!" croaked the black crows high in the
-white, snowy air. "Uncle Wiggily is calling us," said the head
-crow. "Caw! Caw!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span></p>
-<p>Down they flew, perching on the bare limbs of trees in the
-wood not far from the bunny's hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"How do you do, Crows!" greeted the rabbit. "I called you
-because I want you to take a few Christmas presents to some
-boys who, otherwise, will not get any. Their chimneys are
-choked with black soot!"</p>
-
-<p>"Black soot will not bother us," said the largest crow of all.
-"We don't mind going down the blackest chimney in the
-world!"</p>
-
-<p>"I thought you wouldn't," said Uncle Wiggily. "That's
-why I called you. Now, of course, I know that the kind of
-presents that Santa Claus will bring to the animal children will
-not all be such as real boys and girls would like. But still there
-are some which may do."</p>
-
-<p>"I can get willow whistles, made by Grandpa Lightfoot, the
-old squirrel gentleman. I can get wooden puzzles gnawed
-from the aspen tree by Grandpa Whackum, the beaver. Grandpa
-Goosey Gander and I will gather the round, brown balls
-from the sycamore tree, and the boys can use them for marbles."</p>
-
-<p>"Those will be very nice presents, indeed," cawed a middle-sized
-crow. "The boys ought to like them."</p>
-
-<p>"And will you take the things down the black chimneys?"
-asked Uncle Wiggily. "I'll give you some of Nurse Jane's
-thread so you may easily carry the whistles, puzzles, wooden
-marbles and other presents."</p>
-
-<p>"We'll take them down the chimneys!" cawed the crows. "It
-matters not to us how much black soot there is! It will not
-show on our black wings."</p>
-
-<p>So among his friends Uncle Wiggily gathered up bundles
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
-of woodland presents. And in the dusk of Christmas eve the
-black crows fluttered silently in from the forest, gathered up
-in their claws the presents which the bunny had tied with
-thread, and away they flapped, not only to the houses of the
-two boys, but also to the homes of some girls, about whom Uncle
-Wiggily had heard. Their chimneys, too, it seemed, were
-choked with soot.</p>
-
-<p>But the crows could be made no blacker, not even if you
-dusted them with charcoal, so they did not in the least mind
-fluttering down the sooty chimneys. And so softly did they
-make their way, that not a boy or girl heard them! As silently
-and as quietly as Santa Claus himself went the crows!</p>
-
-<p>All during Christmas eve they fluttered down the chimneys
-at the homes of poor boys and girls, helping St. Nicholas, until
-all the presents that Uncle Wiggily had gathered from his
-friends had been put in place.</p>
-
-<p>Then, throughout Woodland, in the homes of Sammie and
-Susie Littletail the rabbits, of Johnnie and Billie Bushytail the
-squirrels, Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow the dogs, Curly and
-Floppy Twistytail the piggie boys&mdash;in all the homes of Woodland
-great changes took place. Firefly lights began to glow on
-Christmas trees. Mysterious bundles seemed to come from nowhere,
-and took their places under the trees, in stockings and
-on chairs or mantels.</p>
-
-<p>And then night came, and all was still, and quiet and dark&mdash;as
-dark as the black crows or the soot in the chimneys.</p>
-
-<p>But in the morning, when the stars had faded, and the moon
-was pale, the glorious sun came up and made the snow sparkle
-like ten million billion diamonds.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span></p>
-<p>"Merry Christmas, Uncle Wiggily!" called Nurse Jane.
-"See what Santa Claus brought me."</p>
-
-<p>"Merry Christmas, Nurse Jane!" answered the bunny. "And
-what a fine lot of presents St. Nicholas left for me! See them!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, isn't he a great old chap!" laughed Nurse Jane, as she
-smelled a bottle of perfume.</p>
-
-<p>And all over the land voices could be heard saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!"</p>
-
-<p>Near the hearth in the homes of some boys and girls who had
-not gone to bed with happy thoughts of the morrow, were some
-delightful presents. How they opened their eyes and stared&mdash;these
-boys and girls who had expected no Christmas.</p>
-
-<p>"Why! Why!" exclaimed one of the two lads whom Uncle
-Wiggily had heard talking near the snowbank. "How in the
-world did Santa Claus get down our black chimney?"</p>
-
-<p>But, of course, they knew nothing of Uncle Wiggily and the
-crows. And please don't you tell them.</p>
-
-<p>So all over, in the Land of Boys and Girls, as well as in the
-Snow Forest of the Animal Folk, there echoed the happy calls
-of:</p>
-
-<p>"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!" Once again there
-was joy in the land.</p>
-
-<p>And if the sunflower doesn't shine in the face of the clock,
-and make its hands go whizzing around backward, I shall take
-pleasure, next, in telling you about Uncle Wiggily's Fourth
-of July.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XII" id="XII">STORY XII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S FOURTH OF JULY</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"You must be extra careful to-morrow, Uncle Wiggily," said
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy to the bunny rabbit gentleman one
-morning, as he stood on the steps of his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"Why be careful to-morrow, more than on any other day
-in the year?" asked Mr. Longears. "Is it going to rain or
-snow?"</p>
-
-<p>"Whoever heard of snow on the Fourth of July?" inquired
-the muskrat lady housekeeper, as she fastened a fluffy brush to
-the end of her tail, for she was presently going in the house to
-dust the furniture.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, so to-morrow is the Fourth of July!" exclaimed the
-bunny. "I had forgotten all about it. Yes, indeed, I must be
-careful! I am living near the real children, now, and some
-of them might think it fun to explode a torpedo under my pink,
-twinkling nose, or try to fasten a fire-cracker to my little tail."</p>
-
-<p>"That's what I was thinking of," went on Nurse Jane. For
-Uncle Wiggily's bungalow, while still in the woods, was near
-to the homes of some boys and girls. And though only one boy,
-so far, had been bad to the bunny (and this boy soon turned
-good), there was no telling what might happen.</p>
-
-<p>So as Uncle Wiggily hopped along the forest path, he took
-care not to get too far away from the bushes, behind and under
-which he could hide. For sometimes boys and girls came to the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
-forest, and once a Kite Boy was lost, and the bunny helped him
-find his way home, you may remember.</p>
-
-<p>"Hello, Uncle Wiggily!" suddenly called a voice, and Mr.
-Longears quickly jumped around, thinking it might be a real
-boy or girl. But it was only Neddie Stubtail, the little boy
-bear.</p>
-
-<p>"I've been buying my fire-crackers," said Neddie to his uncle,
-the bunny. "I'm going to have lots of fun Fourth of July,"
-and he showed Mr. Longears a bundle of dry sticks, painted
-red, white and blue like the bunny's rheumatism crutch.</p>
-
-<p>You must know that in Animal Land the boys and girls have
-the same sort of fun you children do on holidays, but in a different
-manner. Instead of real fire-crackers, that have to be
-set off with a match, or piece of punk, with sparks that, perhaps,
-burn you, the animal children get some dried sticks. These
-they break, with loud, cracking sounds, but without any fire.
-And they have lots of fun. After the sticks are broken they can
-be put in the stove to boil the tea kettle.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you get your sister, Beckie, any Fourth of July things?"
-asked Uncle Wiggily of the boy bear.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes, I got her some little stick crackers," answered
-Neddie.</p>
-
-<p>"That's good!" spoke Mr. Longears. Then he went on
-through the woods, meeting Toddle and Noodle Flat-Tail the
-beaver boys, Joie, Tommie and Kittie Kat the kittens, Nannie
-and Billie Wagtail the goats, and many other animal boys and
-girls. All of them called:</p>
-
-<p>"Hello, Uncle Wiggily! Happy Fourth of July!"</p>
-
-<p>And the bunny answered back:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span></p>
-<p>"Thank you! I wish you the same!"</p>
-
-<p>Thus hopping through the woods, meeting the animal children,
-and learning of the fun they were to have next day, the
-bunny rabbit gentleman at length came to the end of the forest.
-A little farther on were the houses and homes of real boys and
-girls, some of whom had been helped by Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"I think this is as far as I had better go, seeing it's so close
-to the Fourth of July," thought Uncle Wiggily. "If the real
-children are anything like those of my animal friends who live
-in the woods, they'll be shooting off their crackers and torpedoes
-ahead of time."</p>
-
-<p>And, just as he said that, Uncle Wiggily heard a loud:</p>
-
-<p>"Bang! Bang!"</p>
-
-<p>The bunny jumped to one side, and hid under the broad leaf
-of a burdock plant. Then he laughed.</p>
-
-<p>"I thought that was a hunter-man's gun," whispered Uncle
-Wiggily. "But I guess it was some boy setting off a fire-cracker.
-I need not have been afraid."</p>
-
-<p>He was just going to hop along a little farther, before turning
-back to his hollow stump bungalow when, all at once he
-saw a hammock swinging between two trees near the edge of
-the wood.</p>
-
-<p>In the hammock lay a boy with a thin, pale face, and beside
-him sat a nurse, gently pulling on a rope that caused the little
-nest-like swinging bed to sway to and fro.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh ho!" thought Uncle Wiggily. "A sick boy! I'm sorry
-for him! He won't be able to run around and have fun on
-Fourth of July as Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow will."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
-<p>And then the bunny heard the boy in the hammock speaking.
-And, being able, as he was of late, to understand the talk of
-real persons, Uncle Wiggily heard the boy say:</p>
-
-<p>"Do you think I'll ever be able to run around again, and have
-fun, and shoot off fire-crackers?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you will," the nurse answered cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>"But I can't have any fire-crackers now, can I?" asked the
-boy, timidly, as though knowing what the answer would be.</p>
-
-<p>"No, Buddie! You are not quite well enough," the nurse
-gently replied. "No fire-crackers for you!"</p>
-
-<p>"How about torpedoes?"</p>
-
-<p>"You couldn't have those, either, I'm afraid," and the nurse
-smiled as she leaned over to give the boy a drink of orange
-juice.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" sighed the boy in the hammock, just like that.
-"Oh, dear!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily felt very sorry for him.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish I could do something," thought the bunny gentleman.
-"This boy won't have much fun on the Fourth of July&mdash;not
-even as much fun as Curly and Floppy Twistytail, the
-piggie chaps, will have throwing corncobs against a tin pan and
-making believe they are skyrockets."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" again sighed the boy in the hammock. "Oh,
-dear!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter now?" asked his nurse.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't s'pose I could even have a Roman candle, or a pinwheel,
-could I?" the invalid asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, indeed no!" laughed the nurse. "What a funny chap
-you are!"</p>
-
-<p>But the boy didn't feel very funny.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
-Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose. Then he put his tall,
-silk hat firmly on his head and, tucking under his paw his red,
-white and blue striped rheumatism crutch, off through the
-woods hopped the bunny uncle.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to get some Fourth of July for that boy," said
-Mr. Longears. "He simply must have some."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily spent some time hopping here and there
-through the woods, and early the next morning, when the real
-boys and girls were shooting off real fire-crackers and torpedoes,
-and when the animal lads and lassies were cracking sticks and
-making torpedoes from broad, green leaves, Mr. Longears
-hopped to where the boy was, once more, swinging in his hammock.</p>
-
-<p>The boy's head was turned to one side, and he was looking
-at some of his friends, over in the vacant lots, setting off fire-crackers.
-Uncle Wiggily, when the nurse wasn't looking, tossed
-into the hammock, from the bush behind which the bunny was
-hidden, a bundle of green things. They fell near the boy's
-hands.</p>
-
-<p>Hardly knowing what he was doing the sick lad pinched one
-of the green things between his fingers.</p>
-
-<p>"Pop!" it went.</p>
-
-<p>"What's that?" cried the nurse. "It sounded like a fire-cracker."</p>
-
-<p>The boy pinched another green leaf-like ball between his
-fingers.</p>
-
-<p>"Pop!" sounded again, as the ball burst.</p>
-
-<p>"Why," cried the nurse. "That's like a torpedo! What have
-you there, Buddie?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span></p>
-<p>"I don't know," the boy answered. "But these round, green
-balls, that burst and pop when I squeeze them, fell into my
-hammock. There's a lot of 'em! I can pinch them and make
-a noise for Fourth of July."</p>
-
-<p>"So you can!" exclaimed the nurse, pinching one herself, and
-jumping when it went "Pop!"</p>
-
-<p>"And they won't hurt me, will they?" asked the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"No," answered the nurse, "they won't hurt you at all. They
-must have fallen off this tree, but I never knew, before, that
-such things as green fire-crackers grew on trees!"</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily to himself, hidden under
-a bush. "She doesn't know I brought the puff balls to
-the boy."</p>
-
-<p>For that is what the bunny had done. In the woods he had
-found the green puff balls, inside which were the seeds of the
-plant. Later on, in the fall, the puff balls would be dry, and
-would crackle when you touched them, opening to scatter the
-seeds. But now, being green, and filled with air, they burst
-with a Fourth of July noise when squeezed.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, now I can have some fun!" laughed the sick boy, as he
-cracked one puff ball after another. "Hurrah! Now I'm celebrating
-Fourth of July!"</p>
-
-<p>And he was. Uncle Wiggily had helped him, and the
-bunny gentleman had brought enough puff balls to last all
-day.</p>
-
-<p>"Pop! Pop!" That is how they sounded as the boy pinched
-them in his hammock. Some were large, like big fire-crackers,
-and others were small, like little torpedoes.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a lovely Fourth of July!" sighed the boy, when
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
-evening came to put the sun to bed, and the nurse wheeled the
-boy into the house.</p>
-
-<p>And then, when it grew dark, Uncle Wiggily called together
-ten thousand firefly-lightning bugs, and they flittered and
-fluttered about the porch, on which the boy had been taken
-after supper. The fireflies made pinwheels of themselves, they
-went up like skyrockets, they leaped about in bunches like the
-balls from Roman candles and finally, when it was time to go
-to bed, they took hold of each others' legs and, clinging together,
-spelled out:</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 630px;">
-<img src="images/p083_630.jpg" width="630" height="424" alt="Oh, it's just like real fireworks!" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's just like real fireworks!" cried the happy boy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span></p>
-<p>"I'm glad he liked it!" said Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped
-home to his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>So if the pussy cat doesn't claw the tail off the letter Q and
-make it look like a big, round O, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily and the little boy's skates.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XIII" id="XIII">STORY XIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE SKATES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There was once a little boy to whom Santa Claus brought
-a pair of skates at Christmas. And, of course, that boy, as soon
-as he saw the shiny, steel runners, wished that the pond would
-freeze over so that he might try his new playthings.</p>
-
-<p>"When do you s'pose there'll be skating?" he asked his
-mother again and again, for, as yet, there was only a "skim" of
-ice on the pond.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, pretty soon," his mother would answer. "You mustn't
-go skating when the ice is too thin, you know. If you did you
-would break through, into the cold water."</p>
-
-<p>"And that would spoil my skates, wouldn't it?" asked the
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but besides that you might be drowned, or catch cold
-and be very ill," Mother said. "So keep off the ice with your
-new skates until the pond has frozen good and thick."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes'm, I will," promised the little boy, and, really, he meant
-to keep his word. But as the days passed, and the weather was
-not quite cold enough to freeze thick ice, the little boy became
-tired of waiting.</p>
-
-<p>Every chance he had, after school, he would go down to the
-edge of the pond, and throw stones on the ice to see how thick
-it was. Often the stones would break through, and fall into
-the <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
-cold, black water with a "thump!" Then the boy would
-know the ice was not thick enough.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to fall through like a stone," he would say,
-and back to his house he would go with his new skates dangling
-and jingling at his back, over which they were hung by a strap.</p>
-
-<p>But one day, when the boy threw a large stone on the ice of
-the pond, instead of breaking through, the rock only made a
-dent and stayed there.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, hurray!" cried the boy. "I guess it's strong enough to
-hold me now! I'm going skating!"</p>
-
-<p>However, first he started to walk on the edge of the ice near
-the shore, and when he did so, and heard cracking sounds, he
-jumped quickly back.</p>
-
-<p>"I guess I'd better not try it yet," said the boy to himself.
-"I'll wait a little while until it freezes harder."</p>
-
-<p>So he sat down by the edge of the pond to wait for the ice
-to freeze harder. But as he sat there, and saw how white and
-shiny it was, and as he looked at his new skates, which he had
-only put on in the house, that boy couldn't wait another minute.</p>
-
-<p>He walked along the shore a little farther, to a place where
-the ice seemed more hard and shiny and there, after throwing
-some stones, and venturing out a little way, finding that there
-was no cracking sound, the little boy made up his mind to try
-to skate. There was no one else on the pond&mdash;no other boys
-and girls, and it was a bit lonesome. But the boy was so eager
-to try his new skates that he did not think of this.</p>
-
-<p>Down he sat on the ground, and began putting on his Christmas
-skates. And it was just about this time that Nurse Jane
-Fuzzy Wuzzy, Uncle Wiggily's muskrat lady housekeeper,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
-happened to look out of the window of the hollow stump bungalow.
-The bunny's bungalow was so hidden in the woods,
-near the pond, that few boys or girls ever saw the queer little
-house. But Uncle Wiggily could see them, as they came to
-the woods winter and summer, and often he was able to help
-them.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I declare!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, as she looked out
-of the window a second time.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, who was just
-finishing his breakfast of lettuce bread and carrot coffee, with
-some turnip marmalade.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, there's a boy&mdash;a real boy and not one of the animal
-chaps&mdash;getting ready to go skating!" said the muskrat lady, for
-she could see the boy putting on his skates.</p>
-
-<p>"That ice isn't thick enough for real boys or girls to skate
-on," the bunny gentleman said. "It would be all right for
-Sammie Littletail, or Johnnie or Billie Bushytail, but real boys
-are too heavy&mdash;much heavier than my nephew Sammie the rabbit,
-or than the bushytail squirrel chaps."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, this boy is going on all the same," cried Nurse Jane.
-"And I know he'll break through, and he'll frighten his mother
-into a conniption fit!"</p>
-
-<p>"That will be too bad!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, as he
-wiped a little of the turnip marmalade off his whiskers, where
-it had fallen by mistake. "I must try to save him if he does
-fall in!"</p>
-
-<p>"It would be better to keep him from going on the ice," spoke
-Nurse Jane. "Safety first, you know!"</p>
-
-<p>"If I could speak boy language I'd hop down there and tell
-him <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
-the ice is too thin," answered Uncle Wiggily. "But though
-I know what the boys and girls say, I cannot, myself, speak
-their talk. However, I think I know a way to save this boy, if
-he happens to break through the ice."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, he's almost sure to break through," declared Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy, "so you'd better hurry."</p>
-
-<p>"No sooner said than done!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, and,
-catching up his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch,
-and putting on his fur cap (for the day was cold), away the
-bunny hopped from his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>Instead of going to the place where the boy, with his skates
-fastened on his shoes, was about to try the ice, the bunny gentleman
-went to the house of some friends of his. The house
-would seem queer to you, for all it looked like was a pile of
-sticks half buried in the frozen pond.</p>
-
-<p>But in this house lived a family of beavers&mdash;queer animals
-whose fur is so warm and thick that they can swim in ice water
-and not feel chilly. In fact the beavers had to dive down under
-the ice and water to get into their winter home.</p>
-
-<p>"Are Toodle and Noodle in the house?" asked Uncle Wiggily,
-as he reached the stick-house. On shore, not far from it,
-was Grandpa Whackum, the old beaver gentleman, with his
-broad, flat tail.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, yes, Toodle and Noodle are inside," answered Grandpa
-Whackum. "Shall I call them out?"</p>
-
-<p>"If you please," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "I want them to
-come and help me save a boy who, I think, is going to break
-through the thin ice with his new skates."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span></p>
-<p>"That will be too bad!" exclaimed Grandpa Whackum.
-Then with his broad tail he pounded or "whacked" on the
-ground, and soon up through a hole in the ice came swimming
-Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail, the two beaver boys.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p089_650.jpg" width="650" height="443" alt="Oh hello Uncle Wiggily!" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, hello, Uncle Wiggily!" they called. "We're glad to
-see you!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hello!" answered the bunny gentleman. "Will you come
-with me, and help save a real boy?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," said Toodle, shaking off some ice water from
-his fur coat.</p>
-
-<p>"He won't try to catch us, will he?" asked Noodle.</p>
-
-<p>"I think not," the bunny gentleman replied. "If what I
-think is going to happen, does really happen, that boy will be
-too surprised to catch anything but a cold! Come along, beaver
-chaps!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span></p>
-<p>So Toodle and Noodle, wet and glistening from having dived
-out of their house, and down under water to come up through
-the hole in the ice, followed Uncle Wiggily. The sun and wind
-soon dried their fur.</p>
-
-<p>"There's the boy," said Uncle Wiggily, as he and the beaver
-chaps reached the edge of the pond. "He's skating on thin ice.
-He'll go through in a minute!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough, hardly had the bunny spoken than there
-was a cracking sound, the ice broke beneath the boy's feet and
-into the dark, cold water he fell.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy. "Help me, somebody! Oh!
-Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! It's a good thing Nurse Jane saw him!" said Uncle
-Wiggily. "Quick now, Toodle and Noodle! I brought you
-along because you have such good, sharp teeth&mdash;much sharper
-and better than mine are for gnawing down trees. I can gnaw
-off the bark, but you can nibble all the way through a tree and
-make it fall."</p>
-
-<p>"Is that what you want us to do?" asked Toodle.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," answered Uncle Wiggily. "We'll go close to shore,
-where the boy has fallen in. Near him is a tree. You'll gnaw
-that so it will fall outward across the ice, and he can reach up,
-take hold of it and pull himself out of the hole."</p>
-
-<p>By this time the poor boy was floundering around in the cold
-water. He tried to get hold of the edges of the ice around the
-hole through which he had fallen, but the ice broke in his hands.</p>
-
-<p>"Help! Help!" he cried.</p>
-
-<p>"We're going to help you," answered Uncle Wiggily, but, of
-course, he spoke animal language which the boy did not understand.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
-But Toodle and Noodle understood, and quickly running
-to the edge of the shore they gnawed and gnawed and
-gnawed very extra fast at an overhanging tree until it began
-to bend and break. Uncle Wiggily gnawed a little, also, to
-help the beaver boys.</p>
-
-<p>Then, just as the real boy was almost ready to sink down
-under water, the tree fell on the ice, some of its branches close
-enough so the boy skater could grasp them.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, now I can pull myself out!" he said. "This tree fell
-just in time! Now I'll be saved!"</p>
-
-<p>He did not know that Uncle Wiggily and the beaver boys
-had gnawed the tree down, making it fall just in the right place
-at the right time. For the boy was so frightened at having
-broken through the ice, that he never noticed the bunny gentleman
-and the beaver boys on shore.</p>
-
-<p>He caught hold of the tree branches in his cold fingers, pulled
-himself up out of the water, that boy did; and to shore. Then
-as he sat down, all wet and shivering, to take off his skates, so
-he could run home, Uncle Wiggily called to Toodle and
-Noodle:</p>
-
-<p>"Come on, beaver boys! Our work is done! We have saved
-that boy, and I hope he never again tries to skate on thin ice."</p>
-
-<p>Then Uncle Wiggily hopped toward his hollow stump bungalow,
-and the beaver boys slid on the ice, near shore, toward
-their own stick-house, for the pond was frozen hard and thick
-enough to hold them. And the boy ran home as fast as he
-could, and drank hot lemonade so he wouldn't catch cold.</p>
-
-<p>He did get the snuffles, but of course that couldn't be helped,
-and it wasn't much for falling through the ice; was it?</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p>
-<p>"You never should have gone skating until the pond was
-better frozen," his mother said.</p>
-
-<p>"I know it," the boy answered. "But wasn't it lucky that
-tree fell when it did?"</p>
-
-<p>"Very lucky!" agreed his mother. And neither the boy nor
-his mother knew that it was Nurse Jane, Uncle Wiggily and
-the beaver boys who had caused the tree to topple over just in
-time.</p>
-
-<p>But that's the way it sometimes is in this world. And if the
-cow doesn't tickle the man in the moon with her horns, when
-she jumps over the green cheese, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily going coasting.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XIV" id="XIV">STORY XIV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY GOES COASTING</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's stopped snowing! It's stopped snowing! Now
-we can go coasting; can't we, Mother?"</p>
-
-<p>"And on our new Christmas sleds! Oh, what fun!"</p>
-
-<p>A boy and a girl ran from the window, against which they
-had been pressing their noses, looking out to see when the white
-flakes would stop falling from the sky. Now the storm seemed
-to be over, leaving the ground covered with the sparkling snow
-crystals.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, you may go coasting a little while," said Mother.
-"But don't stay too late. When Daddy comes to supper you
-must be home."</p>
-
-<p>"We will!" promised the boy and girl, and, laughing in glee,
-they ran to get on their boots, their mittens and warm coats.</p>
-
-<p>"I want to go coasting! Take me to slide down hill!" cried
-Bumps, the little sister of the boy and girl. "I want a sleigh
-ride."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Bumps, you're too little!" objected Sister.</p>
-
-<p>"And she'll fall down and bang herself," added Brother. In
-fact the "littlest girl" did fall down so often that she was called
-"Bumps" as a pet name.</p>
-
-<p>"I won't fall down!" Bumps promised. "I'll be good!
-Please take me coasting?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span></p>
-<p>"I think you might take her," said Mother.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, we will," spoke Sister. "Come on, Bumps!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if she falls off the sled when it's going down hill, and
-she gets bumped, it won't be my fault!" declared Brother.</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I'll be good&mdash;I won't fall!" promised Bumps. So
-Mother bundled her up, and out she went to the coasting hill
-with Brother and Sister, each of whom had a sled.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not going to give her rides on my sled all the while!"
-said Brother, half grumbling.</p>
-
-<p>"We'll take turns," more kindly suggested Sister. "Take
-hold of my hand, Bumps, and don't fall any more times than
-you can help, dear!"</p>
-
-<p>"No; I won't," answered Bumps. The littlest girl was smiling
-and happy because she was going coasting with Sister and
-Brother. And she made up her mind she would try very, very
-hard not to fall.</p>
-
-<p>On the other side of the forest, near which was the coasting
-hill of the children, lived Uncle Wiggily in his hollow stump
-bungalow. From afar he had often watched the boys and girls
-sliding down on their sleds, but the bunny gentleman had never
-gone very close.</p>
-
-<p>"For," he said to himself, "they might, by accident, run over
-me. And, though I haven't much of a tail to be cut off, I would
-look queer if anything should happen to my long ears. I'll
-keep away from the coasting hill of the boys and girls."</p>
-
-<p>But not far from the bunny's bungalow was another and
-smaller hill, down which the animal boys and girls coasted. Of
-course, very few of them had such sleds as you children have,
-with shiny steel runners, and with the tops painted red, blue,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
-green and gold. In fact, some of the animal boys didn't bother
-with a sled at all.</p>
-
-<p>Take Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail, the beaver chaps, for
-instance. They just slid down hill on their broad, flat tails.
-And as for Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, they sat
-on their fuzzy tails and scooted down the hill of snow. Others
-of the animal children sometimes used pieces of wood, an old
-board or some sticks bound together with strands from a wild
-grape vine.</p>
-
-<p>And about the time that Sister, Brother and Bumps went
-coasting, Sammie and Susie Littletail, the rabbits, passed the
-hollow stump bungalow of Uncle Wiggily Longears. The
-little bunnies were each pulling a sled made from pieces of
-birch bark they had gnawed from trees.</p>
-
-<p>"Let's ask Uncle Wiggily to go coasting with us," spoke
-Susie.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes! Let's!" echoed Sammie. "It'll be lots of fun!"</p>
-
-<p>And Uncle Wiggily was very glad to go coasting. Out of
-his bungalow he hopped, his pink nose twinkling twice as fast
-as the shiny star on top of the Christmas tree.</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me, Wiggy!" cried Nurse Jane. "You don't mean
-to say you're going coasting with your rheumatism!"</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'm going coasting with Sammie and Susie," the laughing
-bunny answered. "I haven't any rheumatism to go coasting
-with to-day, I'm glad to tell you." And, surely enough,
-he didn't need to take his red, white and blue striped
-crutch.</p>
-
-<p>When Sammie, Susie and Uncle Wiggily reached the coasting
-hill, they found there many of the animal children.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Ride on my sled!" invited one after
-another. "Ride on mine! Coast with me!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll take turns with each one!" promised the bunny gentleman,
-and so he did, riding with Sammie and Susie first, then
-with the Bushytail squirrel brothers, next with Lulu, Alice and
-Jimmie Wibblewobble, the ducks, and so on down to Dottie
-and Willie Flufftail, the lamb children.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, such fun as Uncle Wiggily had on the animal children's
-coasting hill. And on the other side of the forest, Sister,
-Brother and Bumps had their fun, with the real boys and girls.</p>
-
-<p>At last it began to grow dusk, and when Uncle Wiggily was
-thinking of telling the animal children it was time for them to
-leave for home, up came rushing Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow,
-the puppy dog boys.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "We were just over
-to the big hill, where the real boys coast, and we saw&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"We saw a little baby girl&mdash;that is, almost a baby&mdash;in a pile
-of snow!" finished Peetie, for his brother Jackie was out of
-breath and couldn't bark any more.</p>
-
-<p>"What's that?" cried Uncle Wiggily. "A real, live little
-girl in the snow?"</p>
-
-<p>"Right in a snow drift!" barked Jackie. "All alone!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why," said the bunny gentleman, as he thought it over,
-"she must have been coasting with her brother or sister, and
-maybe she fell off a sled and went down deep in the snow. And
-they played so hard they never missed her! But she mustn't be
-allowed to stay asleep in the snow. She'll freeze!"</p>
-
-<p>"If she's only a little one&mdash;almost a baby&mdash;couldn't we put
-her on one of our sleds?" asked Sammie.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
-"And ride her home," went on Susie.</p>
-
-<p>"If we all pull together we'd be strong enough to pull a real,
-live girl, if she wasn't too large," quacked Jimmie Wibblewobble,
-the duck.</p>
-
-<p>"We'll try!" said Uncle Wiggily. "All of you take the grape-vine
-ropes from your sleds and follow me."</p>
-
-<p>Quickly the animal children did this, taking with them only
-the large double sled of Neddie Stubtail, the boy bear, which
-was the largest sled of all. It was low and flat, and Uncle
-Wiggily thought it would be easy to roll a little girl up on it
-and pull her along.</p>
-
-<p>Soon Uncle Wiggily and the animal children reached the
-hill where the real boys and girls had coasted. None of them
-was there now, all having gone home to their suppers.</p>
-
-<p>"Here she is!" softly barked Jackie, leading the way to a
-snowbank, at the foot of the hill.</p>
-
-<p>And there, sound asleep in the soft, warm snow was&mdash;Bumps!</p>
-
-<p>Yes, as true as I'm telling you&mdash;Bumps!</p>
-
-<p>The little girl had been sliding down with her sister, and
-had rolled off the sled at the bottom of the hill after about the
-forty-'leventh coast. And Bumps was so tired, and sleepy, from
-having been outdoors so long, that, as soon as she rolled from
-the sled into the snow, she fell asleep! Think of that!</p>
-
-<p>And as Sister wanted to have a race with Brother and some
-of the other children, she never noticed what happened to
-Bumps. But there she was&mdash;in the snow asleep. Poor little
-Bumps!</p>
-
-<p>"It will never do to leave her here!" whispered Uncle Wiggily
-to the animal boys and girls. "Don't awaken her, but roll
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
-her over on Neddie's sled, and we'll pull her to her home. I
-know where she lives. We'll leave her in front of the door,
-I'll throw a snowball to make a sound like a knock, and then
-we can run away. Her father and mother will come out and
-take her in."</p>
-
-<p>So all working together, pushing, pulling, tugging and rolling
-most gently, the bunny gentleman and the animal boys and
-girls slid Bumps upon the low sled of the bear boy. Then they
-fastened the grape-vine ropes to it, and, all taking hold, off they
-started over the snow toward the village.</p>
-
-<p>It was almost dark, so no one saw the strange procession of
-Uncle Wiggily and his friends; and the bunny gentleman was
-glad of this. Right up to the home of Bumps they pulled her,
-and just as they got the sled in her yard Bumps opened her
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh! Oh!" she cried when she saw all the animal
-children, and Uncle Wiggily, too, standing around her. "I'm
-in fairyland! Oh, how I love it!"</p>
-
-<p>"Quick, Sammie&mdash;Susie&mdash;Jackie&mdash;Peetie&mdash;scoot away!"
-called Uncle Wiggily in animal talk, and the rabbits, squirrels,
-guinea pigs, ducks, bears, beavers and others, all hopped away
-through the soft snow, out of sight. Uncle Wiggily tossed a
-snowball at the door, making a sound like a knock, and then the
-bunny gentleman also hopped away, laughing to himself.</p>
-
-<p>He turned back in time to see the door open and Sister,
-Brother, Daddy and Mother rush out.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, here's Bumps, now!" cried Brother. "We must have
-forgotten and left her at the hill."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that's what we did!" exclaimed Sister.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
-"Yes, but how did she get home?" asked Mother. "She
-never walked, I'm sure!"</p>
-
-<p>"And look at the queer wooden sled!" said Sister.</p>
-
-<p>"Who brought you home, Bumps?" asked Daddy.</p>
-
-<p>"A&mdash;a nice bunny man, and some little bunnies, and squirrels,
-and a little bear boy and some ducks and chickens and little
-lambs and&mdash;and&mdash;&mdash;" But Bumps was out of breath now.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, she's been asleep and <i>dreamed</i> this!" laughed Brother.
-"Some man must have found her and put her on this board for
-a sled, to bring her home."</p>
-
-<p>"Nope!" declared Bumps, "it was a bunny! It was a funny
-bunny!"</p>
-
-<p>"Bring her in the house!" laughed Mother. "She must have
-been dreaming!"</p>
-
-<p>But we know it wasn't a dream; don't we? And if the
-strawberry shortcake doesn't go swimming with the gold fish
-in the lemonade and catch cold, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily and the picnic.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XV" id="XV">STORY XV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S PICNIC</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Come on, Uncle Wiggily! Wake up! Wake up!" called
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy in the hollow stump bungalow one
-morning. "Come on!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's that? What's the matter? Is the chimney on fire
-again?" asked the bunny gentleman, and he was so excited that
-he slid down the banister, instead of hopping along from step
-to step as he should have done.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course the chimney isn't on fire!" laughed Miss Fuzzy
-Wuzzy. "But this is the day for the picnic of the animal children,
-and you promised to go with them to the woods."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, so I did!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, and he put one
-paw on his pink nose to stop the twinkling, which started as
-soon as he grew excited over thinking the chimney was on fire.
-"Well, I'm glad you called me, Nurse Jane. I'll get ready
-for the picnic at once. What are you going to put up for
-lunch?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, some carrot bread, turnip cookies, lettuce sandwiches
-and nut cake," answered the muskrat lady.</p>
-
-<p>"That sounds fine!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "I'm very glad
-I'm going to the picnic!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you had better hurry and get ready," remarked Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy. "Here come Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow to see
-if you aren't soon going to start."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
-Uncle Wiggily looked from the window of his hollow stump
-bungalow, and saw the two little puppy dog boys coming
-along.</p>
-
-<p>Jackie was so excited that he stubbed his paw and fell down
-twice, while Peetie was so anxious to show Uncle Wiggily
-what was in the package of lunch the puppies were going to
-take to the woods, that Peetie fell down three times, and turned
-a back somersault.</p>
-
-<p>"Uncle Wiggily! Uncle Wiggily! Aren't you coming?"
-barked Jackie.</p>
-
-<p>"Hurry or it may rain and spoil the picnic," added Peetie.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I hope not!" answered the bunny gentleman. "For if
-there is one thing, more than another, that spoils a picnic, it is
-rain! Snow isn't so bad, for we don't have picnics when it
-snows."</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe it won't rain," hopefully spoke Nurse Jane, who
-was busy putting up lunch for Uncle Wiggily. "There isn't
-a cloud in the sky!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough, when Uncle Wiggily, Nurse Jane and
-dozens of animal children started off to the woods for their
-picnic, the sun shone bravely down from the blue sky and a
-more lovely day could not have been wished for.</p>
-
-<p>The forest where the bunny gentleman, Nurse Jane and the
-animal children went for their picnic was a large one, with
-many trees and bushes. There were dozens of places for the
-squirrels, rabbits, goats, ducks, dogs, pussy cats and others to
-play; and when they reached the grove they put their lunches
-under bushes, on the soft cool, green moss and began to have
-fun.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Please turn skipping rope for us?"
-begged Brighteyes, the little guinea pig girl.</p>
-
-<p>"And please come play ball with us!" grunted Curly and
-Floppy Twistytail, the piggie boys.</p>
-
-<p>"Have a game of marbles with us," teased Billie Wagtail,
-the goat, and Jacko Kinkytail, the monkey chap.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll play with you all in turn," laughed the bunny gentleman.
-He was in the midst of having fun, and was just gnawing
-off a piece of wild grape vine to make a swing for Lulu and
-Alice Wibblewobble, the ducks, when up came hopping Bully
-No-Tail, the frog boy. Bully was quite excited.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter, Bully?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, gur-ump!" croaked Bully. "There is a big crowd of
-boys and girls over on the other side of the pond. They're
-having a picnic, too! Ger-ump! Ger-ump!"</p>
-
-<p>"Real boys and girls!" added Bawly, who was Bully's
-brother. "Hump-bump!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that will do no harm!" laughed Uncle Wiggily.
-"Let the real boys and girls have their picnic. They will not
-see us, for very few boys and girls know how to use their eyes
-when they go to the woods. I have often hidden beside a bush
-close to where a boy passed, and he never saw me. Let the boys
-and girls have their picnic, and we'll have ours!"</p>
-
-<p>So that's the way it was. Uncle Wiggily and the animal
-children played tag, and they slid down hill. Perhaps you
-think they could not do this in summer when there was no snow.
-But the hills in the forest were covered with long, smooth,
-brown pine needles, and these layers of needles were so slippery
-that it was easy to slide on them.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
-And then, all of a sudden, just about when it was time to
-eat lunch, it began to rain! Oh, how hard the drops pelted
-down! Rain! Rain! Rain!</p>
-
-<p>"Scurry for shelter&mdash;all of you!" cried Nurse Jane. "Get
-out of the rain!"</p>
-
-<p>The animal boys and girls knew how to take care of themselves
-in a rain storm, even if they had no umbrellas. Most of
-them had on fur or feathers which water does not harm. And
-they snuggled down under trees and bushes, finding shelter and
-dry spots so that, no matter how hard it poured, they did not
-get very wet.</p>
-
-<p>They hid their lunches under rocks and overhanging trees
-so nothing was spoiled. And when the rain was over and the
-sun came out, as it did, the animal picnic went on as before,
-and when the food was set out on flat stumps for tables, there
-was enough for everyone, and plenty left over.</p>
-
-<p>Nurse Jane was looking at what remained of the good things
-to eat when Jackie Bow Wow, who, with Peetie, had been
-splashing in a mud puddle, came running up wagging his tail.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "What you think?
-Those real children, on the other side of the wood, they had
-their things to eat out on some stumps for tables, just as we
-had, and when the rain came, oh! it spoiled everything!"</p>
-
-<p>"They didn't know how to keep their lunches dry," added
-Peetie. "Now they haven't anything to eat for their picnic,
-and they are starting home, and some of the little girls are
-crying."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
-"That's too bad!" murmured Uncle Wiggily, kindly. "Too
-bad that the rain had to spoil their picnic! Now we have plenty
-of things left that children could eat&mdash;nuts, apples, some popcorn
-and pears," for the animal folk had brought all these, and
-many more, to the woods with them. "We have lots left over."</p>
-
-<p>"We could give them something to eat," spoke Nurse Jane,
-"but how are we going to get it to them? We can't call them
-here; and it would never do to let them see us carrying the
-things to them."</p>
-
-<p>"No," agreed Uncle Wiggily. "But I think I have a plan.
-We can make some baskets of birch bark. Some of the animal
-children&mdash;such as Jacko and Jumpo Kinkytail, the monkeys,
-Joie and Tommie Kat, Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrels&mdash;are
-good tree climbers. Let them climb trees near where
-the real children are having their picnic, and lower to them,
-on grape-vine ropes, the food we have left."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes!" mewed Tommie, the kitten boy. "What jolly
-fun!"</p>
-
-<p>Quickly Nurse Jane began to gather up the food. Uncle
-Wiggily put it in birch bark baskets the animal children made
-and then, with the baskets, fastened to vines, in their paws or
-claws, the animal boys went through the wood to the place of
-the other picnic. Uncle Wiggily and the remaining animal
-children followed.</p>
-
-<p>There the poor, disappointed real children were, looking at
-their rain-soaked and spoiled lunches. Some of the little girls
-were crying.</p>
-
-<p>"We might as well go home," grumbled a boy. "Our picnic
-is no good!"</p>
-
-<p>"Mean old rain!" sighed a girl.</p>
-
-<p>But just then the animal chaps with lunch from Uncle Wiggily's
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
-picnic&mdash;lunch which had not been rained on&mdash;climbed up
-into trees over the heads of the boys and girls. Not a sound
-did the animal chaps make. And when the real boys and girls
-had their backs turned, there were lowered to the stump tables
-enough good things for a jolly feast&mdash;apples, pears, popcorn,
-nuts and many other dainties.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 625px;">
-<img src="images/p105_625.jpg" width="625" height="453" alt="The animal boys scurried off" />
-</div>
-
-<p>A little girl happened to turn around and see the birch bark
-baskets of good things just as the animal boys scurried off
-through the trees.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, look!" cried the girl. "The fairies have been here!
-They have left us some lunch in place of ours that the rain
-spoiled. Oh, see the fairy lunch!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
-And I suppose that is as good a name for it as any, since the
-boys and girls didn't see Uncle Wiggily's friends lower the
-baskets from the trees. And the real boys and girls ate the
-lunch and had a most jolly time, and so did the bunny gentleman
-and his picnic crowd.</p>
-
-<p>Now if the rubber plant doesn't stretch over and tickle the
-teapot so that it pours coffee instead of milk into the sugar
-bowl, you may next hear about Uncle Wiggily in the rain
-storm.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XVI" id="XVI">STORY XVI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S RAIN STORM</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Down pelted the rain in Animal Land.</p>
-
-<p>It also poured in Boy and Girl Land, which was on the other
-side of the forest from where Uncle Wiggily Longears lived in
-his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>The bunny rabbit gentleman looked out of a window, and
-saw the drops fall drip, drip, dripping from trees and bushes,
-making little puddles amid the leaves where birds could come,
-later, and take a bath.</p>
-
-<p>"You aren't thinking of going out in this storm; are you?"
-asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady bungalow-keeper,
-as she saw Mr. Longears putting on his coat.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, I was, yes," slowly answered the bunny gentleman.
-"I am neither sugar nor salt, that I will melt in the rain. And,
-as it isn't freezing, I think I'll take a hop through the woods,
-and see Grandfather Goosey Gander."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, as long as you are going out, I wish you'd go to the
-store for me," requested Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you want?" asked the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, bring a muskmelon for dinner," said Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"A watermelon would be much easier to carry through the
-rain," Uncle Wiggily answered. "I think I'll bring a watermelon.
-If it gets wet no harm is done."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
-"All right," agreed Nurse Jane, laughing, so away hopped
-the bunny rabbit uncle, over the fields and through the woods.
-It seemed to rain harder and harder, but Uncle Wiggily did
-not mind. He had an umbrella, though he did not always carry
-one. It was made from a toadstool, and it kept off most of the
-rain. Though, as Mr. Longears said, he was neither a lollypop
-nor an ice-cream cone that would melt in a shower.</p>
-
-<p>But not everyone was as happy as Uncle Wiggily in this
-storm. On the other side of the forest, as I told you, was Boy
-and Girl Land, and in one of the houses lived a brother and a
-sister. They, too, stood at the window, pressing their noses
-against the glass as the rain beat down, and they were not
-happy.</p>
-
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">"Rain, rain, go away!<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Come again some other day!<br /></span>
-<span class="i4">Brother and I want to go and play!"<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>That is the verse the little girl recited over and over again
-as she watched the rain pelting down. But the storm did not
-stop for all that she said the verse backward and frontward.</p>
-
-<p>"Will it ever stop?" crossly cried the boy. "Why doesn't it
-stop?" and he drummed on the window sill, banged his feet on
-the floor and whistled. And his sister loudly recited over and
-over again:</p>
-
-<p class="center">"Rain, rain, go away!"</p>
-
-<p>"Children! Children!" gently called Mother from where
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
-she was lying down in the next room. "Can't you please be a
-little quiet? My head aches and I am trying to rest. The
-noise makes my pain worse."</p>
-
-<p>"We're sorry, Mother," said the girl.</p>
-
-<p>"But being quiet isn't any fun!" grumbled the boy. "Why
-can't we go out and play?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because you would get all wet," answered his mother.
-"I've told you that two or three times, dear. Now please be
-quiet. It will stop raining sometime, and then you may go
-out."</p>
-
-<p>"What can we play with?" asked the boy, not very politely
-I'm sorry to say.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, some of your toys," replied his mother. "Surely you
-have enough."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm tired of 'em!" grunted the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"So'm I," echoed his sister.</p>
-
-<p>Then she began once more to say the verse about the rain,
-as if that would do any good, and the boy rubbed his nose up
-and down the window, making queer marks.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, on his way to see Grandpa Goosey Gander,
-and get a watermelon for Nurse Jane, took a short cut through
-a field, and passed the house where the children were kept in
-on account of the rain. And, as it happened, the window near
-which the boy and girl stood was open a little way at the top.</p>
-
-<p>So, as the bunny gentleman hopped past, he not only saw
-the children, but he heard what they said, being able, as I have
-before related to you, to understand real talk.</p>
-
-<p>But the children were looking up at the sky so intently, trying
-to see if it would stop raining, that they never noticed Uncle
-Wiggily.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
-Though if they had seen him, all dressed as he was
-like a gentleman from the moving pictures, they would have
-been very much surprised.</p>
-
-<p>"Too bad those children have to stay in on account of the
-rain," thought Uncle Wiggily. "I wonder if I couldn't find
-some way of amusing them? If they are tired of their own
-playthings I might toss in, through the open window, some of
-the things the animal boys and girls play with. I'll do it!"</p>
-
-<p>Off through the woods in the rain hopped Uncle Wiggily.
-He found a number of smooth, brown acorns, some of which
-had the cups, or caps still on. He filled one pocket with the
-acorns.</p>
-
-<p>Next the bunny picked up some cones from the pine tree.
-There were large and small cones, and Nurse Jane always used
-one as a nutmeg grater, it was so rough, while Uncle Wiggily
-kept one near his bed to scratch his back at night.</p>
-
-<p>"Let me see, what else would the animal children take?" said
-the bunny to himself. "I think they would take some green
-moss, and the girls would make beds with it for their dolls.
-The animal boys would take hollow reeds and blow little pebbles
-through them as real boys blow beans in their tin shooters.
-I'll take some moss and reeds."</p>
-
-<p>This the bunny uncle did, also picking up some empty snail
-and periwinkle shells he found on the bank of a brook.</p>
-
-<p>"The little girl can string these shells for beads," thought
-the bunny. "And I'll strip off some pieces of white birch bark
-so the boy can make a little canoe, as the Indians used to do."</p>
-
-<p>Having gathered all these things&mdash;playthings which the animal
-children found in the woods every day&mdash;the bunny hopped
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>
-back to the house of the boy and girl. The window was open,
-but the boy and girl had left it. The girl was giving her mother
-a drink of water, and the boy was bringing up some coal for
-the fire.</p>
-
-<p>"This is my chance!" thought Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>Standing outside, he tossed in through the open window the
-acorns, the pine cones, the shells, the moss and other things.
-Then he hopped quickly away and hid behind a bush. He could
-hear the children come back into the room, and soon he heard
-the girl cry:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, look what the wind blew in! Some acorns! I can make
-little cups of them, and use the tops for saucers! And I'll set a
-play-party table for my doll, and decorate it with green moss.
-Oh, how perfectly lovely!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to make a boat out of this birch bark!" cried the
-boy. "And look! A hollow reed, like a bean blower! Now I
-can have some fun!"</p>
-
-<p>"Look at the lovely shells I can string and make a necklace
-of!" went on the girl.</p>
-
-<p>"And I can make wooden legs, and a wooden head and stick
-em on these pine cones and make believe they're Noah's ark
-animals!" laughed the boy. "Hurray!" he cried most happily.</p>
-
-<p>"What is going on out there?" called Mother from where she
-was lying down. "Have you found something to play with?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes'm," answered the boy. "We'll be quiet now."</p>
-
-<p>"And we don't care if it does rain," said the girl. "The wind
-blew a lot of lovely things in the window!"</p>
-
-<p>But of course we know that Uncle Wiggily tossed them in.</p>
-
-<p>"I guess they'll be all right now, no matter how much it
-rains,"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
-said the bunny, as he hopped along to see Grandpa
-Goosey, and buy the snowmelon&mdash;excuse me, I mean the watermelon&mdash;for
-Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>So this teaches us that sometimes a rain storm is good for letting
-you find out new ways of having fun. And if the looking-glass
-doesn't make funny faces at the rag doll, when she's trying
-to see if her hair ribbon is on backward, on the next page you
-may read about Uncle Wiggily and the mumps.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p>
-<hr />
-</div>
-
-<p class="center"><a name="Note" id="Note"><span class="smcap">Note</span></a></p>
-<p>Uncle Wiggily specially requests that the following
-story will NOT be read to children who have the
-mumps. Please wait until they are better.</p>
-<hr />
-
-<h2><a name="XVII" id="XVII">STORY XVII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MUMPS</span></h2>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, was
-hopping through the woods one day, and he was thinking of
-making his way over to the other side of the forest, where the
-real boys and girls lived, hoping he might have an adventure,
-when, all at once, Mr. Longears heard some voices talking behind
-a mulberry bush.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what we can do," said the voice of a boy, as Uncle
-Wiggily could tell, for he had learned to know the talk of boys
-and girls.</p>
-
-<p>"What can we do?" asked the voice of another boy.</p>
-
-<p>"We can pick up a lot of stones," went on the first boy, "and
-we can make believe we're hunters, and we can walk through
-the woods and throw stones at the birds, and squirrels, and
-rabbits! Come on! Let's do it!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no! I don't want to do <i>that</i>," said the second boy. "It
-isn't any fun to throw stones at birds and bunnies. If you hit a
-mother bird, and break her wing, she can't take anything to eat
-to the little birds, and they'll starve."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
-"Pooh! That's nothing!" exclaimed the first boy, and Uncle
-Wiggily peeked over the top of the bush to see what manner of
-boys these were. But the bunny rabbit gentleman kept himself
-well hidden.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want any stones thrown at me," he thought.</p>
-
-<p>"And," went on the second boy, who seemed rather kind, "if
-you throw a stone at a rabbit you might break its leg, and then
-it couldn't hop home to the baby rabbits."</p>
-
-<p>"That is very true!" thought Uncle Wiggily, who was listening
-to all that went on. "I wish there were more boys like this
-kind one."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I don't care!" grumbled the first boy. "I'm going off
-and throw stones at birds and rabbits and squirrels!"</p>
-
-<p>"And I'm going home," said the second boy. "I don't feel
-very good. I have a pain in my cheek and maybe I'm going to
-have the toothache."</p>
-
-<p>"Goodness me, sakes alive! I hope nothing like <i>that</i> happens
-to such a kind boy," thought Uncle Wiggily. "And as for that
-other chap, I'll run ahead of him, through the woods, and tell
-my friends to hide so he can't throw stones at them."</p>
-
-<p>So, while one boy went home and the other picked up some
-stones, Uncle Wiggily skipped along through the woods, calling,
-in his animal talk, to his friends to hide themselves.</p>
-
-<p>"For a boy is coming to stone you!" exclaimed the bunny rabbit
-gentleman. "Hide! Hide away from the stone-throwing
-boy!"</p>
-
-<p>And so it happened that when the unkind chap came tramping
-through the woods, the only bird he saw to stone was an old
-black crow, as black as black could be.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
-"I'll hit you!" cried the boy, as he threw a stone.</p>
-
-<p>But the crow was a wise old bird, and wastn't even afraid of
-the scary, stuffed men that farmers put in their cornfields. So
-the crow dodged the stone and then he laughed at the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Haw! Haw! Haw!" laughed the old black crow. "Haw!
-Haw! Haw!"</p>
-
-<p>The boy grew very cross at this, and threw more stones, and
-some fell among the flower bushes where some bees were gathering
-the sweet juices of flowers to make into honey. One stone
-knocked a bee off a blossom, and spilled the honey it was gathering.</p>
-
-<p>"Just for that I'm going to sting that boy!" buzzed the bee.
-Out it flittered, making such a zipping sound around that boy's
-head as to cause the bad chap to drop his stones and run away.
-So the bee did not have to sting him after all.</p>
-
-<p>"Boys are no good!" buzzed the bee to Uncle Wiggily, as the
-honey chap flew back to the flowers.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>some</i> boys are good," said the bunny gentleman. "The
-boy who was with this bad chap was good, and kind to animals.
-And that reminds me; this boy said he didn't feel very well. I
-must hop over to-morrow, and take a look at his house. I know
-where he lives. I hope he isn't going to have the toothache."</p>
-
-<p>But the kind boy, as I call him just for fun, you know, had
-something worse than the toothache. His neck and jaws began
-to swell in the night, and he could hardly swallow a drink of
-water which his mother gave him when she heard him tossing in
-bed.</p>
-
-<p>"What you s'pose is the matter of me, Mother?" asked the boy.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>"Well," said Mother, as she smoothed his pillow, "perhaps
-you caught cold in the woods to-day."</p>
-
-<p>But it was worse than that. When the Doctor came in the
-morning, and looked at the boy, and gently felt of his neck
-(even which gentle touch made the boy want to cry) the Doctor
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Hum! Mumps!"</p>
-
-<p>"Did you say 'bumps,' Doctor?" asked the boy's mother.
-"Did he fall down and bump himself?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, I said <i>mumps</i>!" exclaimed the doctor. "That's a swelling
-inside his neck, and it will hurt him a lot. But if you keep
-him in bed, and warm, and give him easy things to eat, he'll
-soon be all right again."</p>
-
-<p>"Poor boy!" murmured Mother. "Well, I suppose <i>mumps</i>
-are better than <i>bumps</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not so sure about that," spoke the Doctor as he walked
-to the door with the boy's mother. "Whatever you do," he said
-in a whisper, "don't give him anything <i>sour</i>&mdash;such as lemons or
-pickles. Sour things make the mumps pain more than ever.
-Don't even <i>speak</i> of vinegar in front of him, or so much as <i>whisper</i>
-it!"</p>
-
-<p>"I won't," promised Mother.</p>
-
-<p>But the boy's little sister overheard what Doctor and Mother
-were saying, and, being a mischievous sort of girl, she decided
-to have some fun. At least <i>she</i> called it fun.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to stand in front of Brother and hold up a pickle
-so he can see it," said Sister to herself. "I want to see what
-he'll do!"</p>
-
-<p>So Sister hurried down to the kitchen and brought up a pickle.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
-Then she went in the room where Brother was in bed and, holding
-the sour pickle in front of him, called:</p>
-
-<p>"Look!"</p>
-
-<p>And, no sooner did the boy look than he felt a sharp pain in
-his throat, almost as bad as toothache, and he cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Go on away! Stop showing me that&mdash;that&mdash;&mdash;" Well, he
-couldn't even say the word "pickle," for just the thought of
-anything sour hurts your mumps, you know.</p>
-
-<p>The boy hid his face in his pillow, and when he couldn't see
-the pickle he felt a little better. But his Sister was still full of
-mischief.</p>
-
-<p>"Lemons! Lemons! Nice sour lemons!" she called teasingly.</p>
-
-<p>"Stop it! Stop it!" begged the boy. "Oh, how my mumps
-hurt! Mother, make Sister stop hurting my mumps!"</p>
-
-<p>And when Mother came, and found what Sister was doing,
-she made the little girl go to bed, even though it was daytime.</p>
-
-<p>"You will, very likely, get the mumps yourself," said Mother.
-"And I hope no one says anything sour to <i>you</i>."</p>
-
-<p>And, later on, Sister did get the mumps, but I'm glad to say
-her brother did not hold a lemon up in front of her. For, as I
-told you, even the <i>thought</i> of anything sour hurts the mumps.</p>
-
-<p>Now you know the reason why I didn't want you to read this
-story when you had the swelling in your neck. It was better
-to wait until your mumps were gone; wasn't it?</p>
-
-<p>So this boy had the mumps, and he had them on both sides at
-once, which is the very worst form. He could hardly swallow
-anything because of the pain, even things that were not sour.
-Now and then he managed to sip a little hot chocolate.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
-His mother put a warm flannel bandage around his face,
-which was much swelled, and, thus wrapped up, the little boy
-could, now and then, get out of bed.</p>
-
-<p>It was on one of these times, when his jaws were wrapped up,
-and his face swollen, that Uncle Wiggily happened to hop
-along through the woods, not far from the Mump Boy's house.
-And, having very good eyes, Mr. Longears saw the sick lad.</p>
-
-<p>"Poor fellow!" thought the bunny gentleman. "He is ill,
-just as he thought he was going to be! Toothache it is, too!"</p>
-
-<p>"Who has the toothache!" asked Dr. Possum, for the animal
-doctor came along just then, with his bag of medicine held fast
-in the curl of his tail.</p>
-
-<p>"That boy," answered Uncle Wiggily, pointing from the
-bush, where he and Dr. Possum were hiding, to the window of
-the boy's home.</p>
-
-<p>"He hasn't the toothache! Those are the mumps!" said Dr.
-Possum, who knew all about such things.</p>
-
-<p>"Mumps!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "Oh, that's too bad.
-Why, if that boy is mumpy he must have trouble eating. I wonder
-if I could leave on his doorstep something he would like&mdash;something
-that he wouldn't have to chew and which would
-slip down easily?"</p>
-
-<p>"Whatever you leave for him, don't have it <i>sour</i>," advised
-Dr. Possum, as he hurried along to see Curly Twistytail, the
-piggie boy, who had cut his nose on a piece of glass while digging
-for wild sunflower roots in the woods.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Nothing sour for the Mump Boy!" said Uncle Wiggily
-to himself, as Dr. Possum hopped away. "Then something
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
-sweet will be just the proper thing. Sweet honey! I have it!
-I'll ask my friends, the bees, for some of their honey. I'll get
-Nurse Jane to make a little pail of birch bark, and I'll leave the
-wild honey on the boy's stoop."</p>
-
-<p>Off hopped the bunny gentleman, until he found where the
-bees had their home in a hollow tree.</p>
-
-<p>"Could you give me some honey for a good boy with bad
-mumps?" asked the rabbit.</p>
-
-<p>"Some honey for a good boy with the bad mumps?" said the
-Queen Bee. "Certainly, Uncle Wiggily! As much as you
-like!"</p>
-
-<p>Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the bunny's muskrat lady housekeeper,
-made a little box of white bark from the birch tree, and
-when this pretty box was filled with wild, sweet honey, Uncle
-Wiggily took it with him one evening.</p>
-
-<p>It was time for the Mump Boy to go to bed, but the pain in
-his neck was so bad that he cried.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm hungry, too," he said. "Oh, why can't I eat something
-that won't hurt my mumps?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll try to think of something for you," said Mother wearily.</p>
-
-<p>Just then Uncle Wiggily hopped to the edge of the forest,
-close to the Mump Boy's house, and running up, he put the birch
-box of wild honey on the stoop. Then the bunny threw some
-little stones at the door and hopped away, hiding in the bushes.</p>
-
-<p>"Wait until I see who's at the door," said Mother, as she
-smoothed the boy's pillow. "Then I'll get you something."</p>
-
-<p>She looked out on the porch, and saw the little birch bark
-box.</p>
-
-<p>"It looks like a valentine," she thought, "though this isn't
-Valentine's Day."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
-"What is it?" asked the boy. "Is it anything I can eat that
-won't hurt my mumps?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, yes, it is!" joyfully said his mother, as she saw what
-it was. "Sweet, wild honey!"</p>
-
-<p>Even the name, so different from sour pickles or lemons, made
-the Mumps Boy feel better.</p>
-
-<p>"Please give me some," he begged. "It sounds good!"</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 625px;">
-<img src="images/p120_625.jpg" width="625" height="438" alt="Uncle Wiggily saw him at the window" />
-</div>
-
-<p>The wild sweet honey slipped down as gently as a feather,
-not hurting the boy's neck at all. And soon after that he went
-to sleep and in a few days he was better.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily saw the boy at the window, the bandage no
-longer on his face, and he even saw the boy eating the last of
-the wild honey.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
-"I guess he liked it," thought the bunny, as he hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>When the boy was all better, and could be out and play, he
-asked all of his friends which one it was who had left the honey
-on the porch. One and all answered:</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't do it!"</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder who it was?" said the boy, over and over again.</p>
-
-<p>Well, we know; don't we? But we aren't allowed to tell.
-And when the Boy's Sister caught the mumps, Uncle Wiggily
-left her some honey also. Which was very kind of him, I
-think.</p>
-
-<p>So if the little pussy cat doesn't drop her penny in the snowbank,
-thinking it will turn into a dollar so she can buy a box
-of lollypops, you may next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the
-measles.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XVIII" id="XVIII">STORY XVIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MEASLES</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time there was a boy who didn't like to go to
-school. Every chance he had he stayed at home instead of going
-to his classes to learn his lessons.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes he would get up in the morning and say:</p>
-
-<p>"Mother, I think I'm going to have the toothache. I guess I
-better not go to school to-day."</p>
-
-<p>But his mother would laugh and say:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, run along! If you get the toothache in school the
-teacher will let you come home."</p>
-
-<p>Then the boy would go to school, though he didn't want to,
-and he would be thinking up some new excuse for staying home,
-so really he did not recite his lessons as well as he might.</p>
-
-<p>One day this boy came running in the house, all excited, and
-called out:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Mother! I just know I can't go to school to-morrow!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?" asked Mother.</p>
-
-<p>"'Cause I've been playing with the boy across the street, an'
-he's got the measles, an' I'll catch 'em an' I can't go to school.
-You ought t' see! He's all covered with red spots!" The boy
-who didn't like school was much excited. "He's all red spots!"
-he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>"Is he?" asked Mother. "Well, the measles aren't painful,
-though they are 'catching,' as you children say. However, you
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
-can't catch them quite as soon as one day. So you may go to
-school until you break out with red spots. Then it will be time
-enough to stay at home."</p>
-
-<p>"Can't I stay home to-morrow?" begged the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, of course not!" laughed Mother. "I want you to go
-to school and become a smart man! Time enough to stay home
-when you get the measles!"</p>
-
-<p>Now, of course, this did not suit that boy at all. When he
-went to bed he was thinking and thinking of some plan
-by which he could stay home from school. For there was to be
-a hard lesson next day, and, though I am sorry to say it, that
-boy was too lazy to study as he ought.</p>
-
-<p>"If I could only break out with the measles I could stay
-home," he kept saying over and over again as he lay in bed.
-Every now and then he would get up, turn on the electric light
-in his room and look at himself in the glass to see if any red
-spots were coming. But he could see none.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter, Boysie?" his mother called to him from
-her room. "Why are you so restless?"</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe I'm getting the measles," he hopefully answered.</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense! Go to sleep!" laughed Daddy.</p>
-
-<p>Finally the boy did go to sleep, but either he dreamed it, or
-the idea came to him in the night, for, early in the morning, he
-awakened and, slipping on his bath robe, went into his sister's
-room.</p>
-
-<p>"Hey, Sis!" he whispered. "Where's your box of paints?"</p>
-
-<p>"What you want 'em for?" asked Sister.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I&mdash;I'm going to paint something," mumbled the boy.
-Sister was too sleepy&mdash;for it was only early morning as yet&mdash;to
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
-wonder much about it, so she told her brother where to find the
-paints, and then she turned over and went to sleep again.</p>
-
-<p>Now what do you suppose that boy did?</p>
-
-<p>Why, he went back to his room, and with his sister's brush
-and color box he painted red spots on his face, just as he had
-seen them on the face of the real Measles Boy across the street.
-Then this boy put the paints away and waited.</p>
-
-<p>After a while Mother called:</p>
-
-<p>"Come, Boysie! Time to get up and go to school!"</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I don't guess I'd better go to school this morning," said
-the boy, trying to make his voice sound weak and ill and faint-like.</p>
-
-<p>"Not go to school! Why not?" cried Mother in surprise.</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I'm all red spots," the boy answered. And when his
-mother went in his room, and saw that he really was spotted,
-she exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Why, you <i>have</i> the measles! I didn't think they'd break
-out so <i>soon</i>! Well, you must stay in the dark on account of
-your eyes. I'll bring you in some breakfast, and of course you
-can't go to school!"</p>
-
-<p>Then that boy had to put the bedquilt over his mouth so he
-wouldn't laugh. If his room had been light his mother, of
-course, would have seen that the spots were only red paint.
-But in the dimness of early morning she didn't see.</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't Brother going to school?" asked Sister as she ate her
-breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>"He has the measles," said Mother. "I expect you'll come
-down with them next, and break out in a day or so. But wait
-until you do."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
-And if Sister thought anything about her red paint she said
-nothing. I don't believe she ever imagined her brother would
-play such a trick.</p>
-
-<p>At first, after his sister had gone to school, and he had been
-given his breakfast in bed, the boy thought it was going to be
-lots of fun to pretend to have the measles and stay home from
-school. But after a while this began to grow tiresome.</p>
-
-<p>It was a beautiful, warm sunshiny day outside, and staying
-in a dark room wasn't as much fun as that boy had thought. He
-could hear the bees humming outside his open window, and
-the birds were singing.</p>
-
-<p>His mother opened the door and spoke to him.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm just going across the street a few minutes," she said.
-"You'll be all right, won't you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes'm," answered the boy. "My measles don't hurt hardly
-any."</p>
-
-<p>And of course they couldn't, being only painted measles, you
-know.</p>
-
-<p>When Mother went away, softly closing the door after her,
-the sound of the buzzing bees and the singing birds came to
-the boy through his window. He knew it must be lovely outside,
-and yet he had to stay in bed.</p>
-
-<p>"But I can get up and run out for a little while," he said to
-himself. "Mother will never know!"</p>
-
-<p>No sooner thought of than done! The boy quickly put on
-some clothes&mdash;not many, for it was summer&mdash;and out into the
-yard he went, his face all red paint spots. He didn't dare wash
-them off or his mother would have noticed.</p>
-
-<p>Now it happened that Uncle Wiggily, the bunny rabbit gentleman,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
-was out that day, taking a walk with Grandfather
-Goosey Gander. The two friends passed through the woods,
-close to the edge of the yard of the house where the make-believe
-Measles Boy lived. And the boy saw the bunny gentleman, all
-dressed up as Uncle Wiggily was. Grandpa Goosey, also, had
-on his coat and trousers. Uncle Wiggily wore his golf suit that
-day&mdash;black and white checkered trousers and a cap.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p126_650.jpg" width="650" height="460" alt="Hop faster! quacked Grandpa" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a funny rabbit! What a funny goose!" cried the
-boy. "I'm going to catch 'em and have a play circus in my
-yard!"</p>
-
-<p>Forgetting that he was supposed to be suffering from measles,
-this boy chased after Uncle Wiggily and Grandpa Goosey.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
-"We'd better run," quacked the goose gentleman. "Boy,
-you know! Chase us! Throw stones, you know. Better run;
-what?"</p>
-
-<p>"I believe you!" answered Uncle Wiggily. "Run it is!"</p>
-
-<p>Off hopped the bunny! Off waddled the goose! But the boy
-was a fast runner, in spite of the red spots on his face and he
-came nearer and nearer to Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid he's going to catch me, Grandpa!" spoke Mr.
-Longears in animal talk, of course, which the boy could not
-hear, much less understand.</p>
-
-<p>"Hop faster!" quacked Grandpa, who was half running and
-half flying.</p>
-
-<p>On came the boy! Grandpa Goosey, who was ahead, looked
-back and saw that Uncle Wiggily was soon going to be caught.</p>
-
-<p>"There is only one way to save the bunny," thought Grandpa
-Goosey. "I'll splash some water in that boy's face and eyes so
-he can't see for a moment. Then Uncle Wiggily and I can
-get away!"</p>
-
-<p>Near the path along which the boy was chasing the bunny
-and goose was a puddle of water. As quick as a wink Grandpa
-Goosey splashed into this, and, with his wings and webbed feet,
-he sent such a shower of water into the face of the boy that the
-bad chap had to stop.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Ouch! Stop splashing me!" cried the boy. His face
-was all wet, but he wiped it off on his sleeve, and with his handkerchief.
-And when he had cleared his eyes of water he started
-to run again.</p>
-
-<p>But by this time Uncle Wiggily and Grandpa Goosey were
-far off, hidden in the forest, and the boy could not find them.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
-"I guess I'd better go back home and get into bed," thought
-the boy. "Mother will be looking for me."</p>
-
-<p>He was just going in the house when his mother came up the
-steps.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, Boysie!" exclaimed Mother. "You shouldn't have
-gone out with the measles! Why&mdash;where <i>are</i> your measles?"
-she asked, for the spots were gone. "Your face is all red, like
-a lobster; but you haven't any more measles spots! What happened?"</p>
-
-<p>The boy remembered the water that Grandpa Goosey had
-splashed up from the puddle. He took out his handkerchief
-and looked at it. That, too, was red!</p>
-
-<p>"Why, it's <i>red paint</i>!" cried Mother. "Oh, Boysie! How
-could you play such a trick?" and she felt so sad that tears came
-into her eyes. "What made you do it, Boysie?"</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I didn't want to go to school," the boy answered, softly
-and much ashamed.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how foolish of you!" said Mother. "Now I'll have to
-take you to school myself, but I won't tell teacher what you
-did&mdash;that is, I will not if you study your lessons well."</p>
-
-<p>"I will, Mother! I will!" the make-believe Measles Boy
-promised. "I'll never want to stay home from school again!"</p>
-
-<p>And he never did&mdash;even when he really had the measles
-which broke out on him about a week later. But he did not have
-them very hard, though he didn't need any of his sister's paints
-to make red spots.</p>
-
-<p>And when Grandpa Goosey looked in the window of the
-boy's house, and saw the little chap with his face all speckled,
-the goose gentleman said:</p>
-
-<p>"Serves him right for chasing Uncle Wiggily and me!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
-Well, perhaps it did. Who knows? Anyhow, if it should
-happen that the doorknob doesn't turn around and try to crawl
-through the keyhole when the milk bottle chases the pussy cat
-off the back stoop, then I may tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
-and the chicken-pox.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XIX" id="XIX">STORY XIX</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CHICKEN-POX</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>One day Charlie and Arabella Chick, the little rooster and
-hen children of Mrs. Cluck-Cluck, the hen lady, came fluttering
-over to Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" cackled Arabella. "What you think
-has happened?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I hardly am able to guess," answered the bunny gentleman.
-"I do hope, though, that your coop isn't on fire. You
-seem much excited, my dears!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I guess you'd be excited, too, if a boy threw stones
-at you!" crowed Charlie. "Wouldn't you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I would," admitted Uncle Wiggily. "Once a boy
-did stone me and I didn't like it at all."</p>
-
-<p>"We don't like it either," cawed Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't there some way you can stop that boy from throwing
-sticks and stones at us?" Charlie wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me about it," suggested Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, it's this way," began Arabella. "This boy lives on
-the other side of the Big Forest. Sometimes Charlie and I go
-over there to pick up beechnuts and other good things to eat,
-and every time that boy sees us he pegs things at us! Wouldn't
-you call him a bad boy, Uncle Wiggily?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
-"Most surely I would," answered the rabbit gentleman.
-"But why does he do it? You don't crow over him; do you,
-Charlie?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, indeed," answered the rooster boy. "I only crow to
-warn Arabella when I see that fellow coming, to tell her to
-run and hide under a bush."</p>
-
-<p>"And I don't pick him, or scratch gravel at him or anything
-like that," cackled the little hen girl. "I wish he'd let us alone,
-Uncle Wiggily."</p>
-
-<p>"We came over to see if you could think up a way to make
-him stop," crowed Charlie. "Can you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Hum! I'll try," promised the bunny gentleman, twinkling
-his pink nose like the frosting on top of an orange shortcake.
-"Suppose we go look for this boy," went on Uncle Wiggily.
-"So I'll know him when I see him."</p>
-
-<p>"I can show you his house," offered Charlie. "But we'll have
-to be careful. For if he sees us he'll peg things at us."</p>
-
-<p>"Let us hope not," murmured Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>But it was a vain hope, as they say in fairy books. For after
-Uncle Wiggily, Charlie and Arabella had gone to the other side
-of a forest, there, all of a sudden, they saw the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Hi! There are those funny dressed-up chickens!" shouted
-the boy, who had red hair, and a face full of freckles. "And
-there's a rabbit with them, all dressed up in a tall silk hat! Oh,
-my! What style! I'm going to see if I can knock his hat off
-with a stone! I'm going to peg rocks at 'em!"</p>
-
-<p>"See! What did I tell you?" cackled Arabella, who could
-understand boy-talk, as could also Charlie and Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>
-"Bang!" bounced a stone on Uncle Wiggily's tall silk hat,
-sending it spinning through the air.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed the boy, as he picked up another stone.
-"I'm a good shot, I am!"</p>
-
-<p>"I should call that rather a <i>bad</i> shot&mdash;for my hat," remarked
-Uncle Wiggily, as he picked up his silk hat and hopped toward
-the bushes. "Come on, Arabella and Charlie!" called the bunny
-gentleman. "This boy is acting just as you said he did. I
-must think up some way of teaching him a lesson!"</p>
-
-<p>The little hen girl and rooster boy scooted under the bushes,
-and only just in time, for the boy threw many more stones, and
-one struck Charlie on the comb. Not the comb that he used to
-make his feathers smooth, but the red comb on his head&mdash;one of
-his ornaments; his tail feathers being others.</p>
-
-<p>"Hi, fellows! Come on chase the funny chickens and the
-dressed-up rabbit!" cried the boy. But though some of his
-chums ran up, as he called, with sticks and stones, Uncle Wiggily,
-with Charlie and Arabella, managed to hide away from
-the thoughtless lads. For they were thoughtless. They didn't
-think that stones hurt animals.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I certainly must teach that boy a lesson," said Uncle
-Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"I&mdash;I wish he'd catch the chicken-pox!" crowed Charlie. "Or
-maybe the roosterpox! Then he'd have to stay in and couldn't
-chase us!"</p>
-
-<p>"I wouldn't care if he had the mumps and toothache at the
-same time!" cackled Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>For several days Uncle Wiggily watched for a chance to
-teach the thoughtless boy a lesson, and at last it came. The
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
-bunny gentleman was out hopping in the woods one morning
-when he met Charlie and Arabella fluttering along the forest
-path.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p133_650.jpg" width="650" height="412" alt="The boy was asleep under a tree" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" said Arabella in a cackling whisper.
-"That boy is asleep now, on a bed of moss under a tree. He's
-sleeping hard, too, for Charlie and I went close to him and he
-didn't awaken. Maybe you can do something to him now."</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe I can," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll go see!"</p>
-
-<p>He hopped through the woods with the chicken children, and
-soon came to where the boy was asleep under a tree. It was a
-pine tree, with sticky gum oozing from the trunk and branches.
-And as soon as the bunny gentleman saw this gum he whispered:</p>
-
-<p>"I have an idea! I'll teach this boy a lesson."</p>
-
-<p>"How?" asked Charlie.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span></p>
-<p>"I'll make him think he has the chicken-pox, or something
-worse," answered the bunny, with a silent laugh.</p>
-
-<p>"Goodie!" cackled Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" crowed Charlie.</p>
-
-<p>"Quiet now, chicken children," whispered Uncle Wiggily.
-"Each of you pull me out a few loose feathers."</p>
-
-<p>Charlie and Arabella did this. Then the bunny uncle took
-some of the soft gum from the pine tree, and put spots of it on
-the face and hands of the sleeping boy. Though he stirred a
-little, the boy did not awaken.</p>
-
-<p>When the boy was well spotted with the sticky gum, Uncle
-Wiggily took the chicken feathers that Charlie and Arabella
-had plucked, and fastened these feathers on the boy's face and
-hands in the gum.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how funny he looks!" softly cackled Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>"Hush!" cautioned Uncle Wiggily, putting his paw on his
-pink, twinkling nose. "Let him sleep!"</p>
-
-<p>Drawing back into the bushes, Uncle Wiggily, Charlie and
-Arabella waited for the boy to awaken, which he did pretty
-soon. He turned over, sat up and stretched. Then he looked
-at his hands, and saw chicken feathers stuck on them.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy. "What has happened to
-me?"</p>
-
-<p>He jumped to his feet and caught sight of himself in a spring
-of water that was like a looking glass.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy again. "This is terrible! Oh, my
-face!"</p>
-
-<p>Home he ran through the woods, while Charlie and Arabella
-laughed to see him go.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
-"Oh, Mother! Mother! Look at me!" cried the boy. "I'm
-all feathers! I must have the chicken-pox!"</p>
-
-<p>"Goodness me, sakes alive and a basket of eggs!" exclaimed
-the boy's mother. "You must have gone to sleep in a hen's
-nest! But you haven't the chicken-pox! The chicken-pox is
-spots like the measles, but you are covered with <i>feathers</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"But how did I get this way?" asked the boy, as he pulled
-off some of the feathers. "I wasn't like it when I went to sleep
-in the woods."</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe a fairy did it," spoke his little sister, who believed
-in them.</p>
-
-<p>"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" sneered the boy. "I guess
-it was that hen and rooster I stoned."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you do that?" asked his mother. "Did you?"</p>
-
-<p>"A&mdash;a little!" stammered the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, it isn't any wonder you're this way, then," Mother
-said. "And, for all I know, you may get the real chicken-pox!"</p>
-
-<p>And, as true as I'm telling you that boy did! But he was
-not made very ill, for some reason or other. Perhaps because
-he had to be washed so clean, to get off the sticky pine gum and
-the feathers, the chicken-pox didn't go in very deeply.</p>
-
-<p>At any rate, when the boy was all well again, he threw no
-more stones at Charlie or Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>"You cured him, Uncle Wiggily!" crowed the rooster boy.</p>
-
-<p>And I really think the bunny did. So if toy balloon doesn't
-take the spout off the teakettle to blow beans through at the
-egg beater, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily's Hallowe'en.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XX" id="XX">STORY XX</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S HALLOWE'EN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Hopping along under the bushes one day, near the edge of
-the forest nearest to where lived the real boys and girls, Uncle
-Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, heard two
-boys talking together.</p>
-
-<p>"We'll put a tick-tack on her window," said the First Boy.</p>
-
-<p>"And she'll be scared stiff!" said the Second Boy. "Oh, what
-fun we'll have this Hallowe'en!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hum!" thought the bunny rabbit gentleman to himself,
-after hearing this. "It may be fun for <i>you</i>, but how about whoever
-it is you're going to scare stiff? I only hope it isn't my
-nice muskrat lady housekeeper, Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose, and listened with
-both ears.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," went on the First Boy, "we'll have a lot of fun this
-Hallowe'en with tick-tacks and the like of that! And we'll put
-on false faces so the Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane won't
-know us!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh ho! So that's the one they're going to play tricks on;
-is it?" thought Uncle Wiggily to himself. "The Little Old
-Lady of Mulberry Lane! I know her&mdash;poor creature; she lives
-all alone, and she may have a cupboard, like Old Mother Hubbard,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
-but she hasn't a dog or a bone. I suppose," thought Uncle
-Wiggily, "that Jackie or Peetie Bow Wow would stay with
-her, if she wanted them. I must see about it."</p>
-
-<p>"But, first of all, I must plan some way so these mischievous
-boys won't put a tick-tack on the window of the Little Old Lady
-of Mulberry Lane. I know what tick-tacks are!"</p>
-
-<p>And well Uncle Wiggily knew, for sometimes the boys and
-girls of Woodland, near the Orange Ice Mountains, where the
-bunny had built his hollow stump bungalow, put one of the
-scary things on his window. That is, they were scary if you
-didn't know what they were, but Uncle Wiggily did.</p>
-
-<p>Oftentimes Sammie Littletail, the rabbit, or Johnnie and
-Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, would take some string, a pin
-and an old nail, or little stone, and make a tick-tack. They fastened
-a short piece of string to the pin, and on the other end of
-the string they tied a dangling stone. When it grew dark the
-animal chaps would sneak up to Uncle Wiggily's window, and
-stick the pin in the wooden sash so the stone, or nail, hung
-dangling down against the glass. Then they would tie the long
-string, or thread, about half way down on the short cord and
-hide off in the bushes, with one end of the long string in their
-paws.</p>
-
-<p>From their hiding place the animal boys would pull the long
-string. The pebble, or stone, would rattle against Uncle Wiggily's
-window, making a sound like:</p>
-
-<p>"Tick! Tack!"</p>
-
-<p>That's how it got its name, you see.</p>
-
-<p>"So they are going to play tick-tack on the Little Old Lady
-of Mulberry Lane; are they?" said Uncle Wiggily to himself,
-as the two boys walked away. "Well, I must try to stop them!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
-Mulberry Lane was a street near the forest where the bunny
-gentleman lived in his hollow stump bungalow, and the Little
-Old Lady was the only one whose house was built there. The
-bunny liked the Little Old Lady, for in winter she scattered
-crumbs for the birds.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped home to his hollow stump, and from
-the attic he took down one of his old, tall silk hats.</p>
-
-<p>"What in the world are you doing, Uncle Wiggily?" asked
-Nurse Jane. "Do you think it is April Fool, and are you going
-to wear an old hat so the animal boys won't play tricks
-on you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, not exactly," the bunny answered. "I'll tell you
-later, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy&mdash;if it works."</p>
-
-<p>"Hum!" said the muskrat lady housekeeper, as she saw Mr.
-Longears put in his pocket some pieces of white paper and a pot
-of paste. "I do believe he's going to fly a kite&mdash;and on Hallowe'en
-of all nights!"</p>
-
-<p>For it quickly became Hallowe'en night. As soon as the
-dusky shadows of evening began to fall, strange figures flitted
-to and fro, not only in the woods of the animal folk, but on the
-other side, in the village where the real boys and girls lived.</p>
-
-<p>Real boys, with the heads of wolves, the faces of clowns and
-some as black as the charcoal-man skipped here and there, ringing
-doorbells, outlining in chalk on the steps something that
-looked like an envelope, or else they tapped on windows with
-long sticks so that when the windows were opened no one could
-be seen.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, hopping off through the darkness toward the
-edge of the forest, carried with him one of Nurse Jane's old
-brooms,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>
-an old, tall silk hat and a coat the bunny gentleman
-had, long ago, tried to throw in the rag bag. Only Miss Fuzzy
-Wuzzy wouldn't let him.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll mend it, sew on some new buttons and it will be as good
-as ever," she said. Well, Uncle Wiggily found this coat and
-took it with him.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll stop those boys from putting a tick-tack on the window
-of the Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane," thought the bunny
-as he hopped along. "I'll tick-tack them!"</p>
-
-<p>He kept in the shadows of the trees so none of the animal
-children saw him. But the bunny gentleman saw them. He
-saw Neddie Stubtail, the boy bear, dressed up like the Pipsisewah.
-And Billie Wagtail, the goat, had on a false face just
-like the skinny Skeezicks.</p>
-
-<p>Here and there animal girls were hurrying to Hallowe'en
-parties. Lulu and Alice Wibblewobble, the ducks, were giving
-one, and Baby Bunty, the little rabbit girl, had been invited to
-"bob" for carrots at the house of Buddy and Brighteyes, the
-guinea pigs.</p>
-
-<p>Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, who were dressed in clown
-suits, hurrying to have fun with Johnnie and Billie Bushytail,
-the squirrels, caught sight of Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Come and have some Hallowe'en fun with us!" barked
-Jackie.</p>
-
-<p>"I will in a little while," promised the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>On and on he hopped, and soon he came to the house of the
-Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane. The bunny could look in
-her window and see her reading a book by the light of a
-candle.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
-"I'll hide under her window," thought the bunny, "and when
-those boys come with the tick-tack&mdash;well, we'll see what happens!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily did not have long to wait. Pretty soon he
-heard a rustling in the bushes and some whisperings.</p>
-
-<p>"Here they come!" thought Mr. Longears. He put the extra
-tall silk hat on top of the broom, and fastened his old coat to
-the handle, on a cross-stick he had nailed there. Then, taking
-the pieces of white paper from his pocket, Uncle Wiggily pasted
-them on the shiny part of the old silk hat in the shape of a grinning
-Jack o' Lantern face. Then the bunny crouched down behind
-the bushes with the scarecrow he had made.</p>
-
-<p>"You sneak up and fasten on the tick-tack," whispered one
-boy, "and I'll pull the string so it will rattle and scare the Old
-Lady stiff!"</p>
-
-<p>"I want to pull the string, too!" said the other boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, you can, after you fasten on the tick-tack."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, give it here then," said the second boy.</p>
-
-<p>They were so close to the bush, behind which Uncle Wiggily
-was hidden, that the bunny could have reached out and touched
-them with his paw if he had wished.</p>
-
-<p>But he didn't do that. Instead, Uncle Wiggily suddenly
-lifted up the broom, dressed as it was in the old coat and the
-tall hat with the grinning, white paper face like a Jack o'
-Lantern.</p>
-
-<p>"Boo-oo-oo-bunk!" groaned the bunny rabbit, scary-like.</p>
-
-<p>The boys, who were just getting ready to frighten the Little
-Old Lady of Mulberry Lane, jumped up in fright themselves.
-They saw the queer face laughing at them.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
-"Oh, it's a Hallowe'en hobgoblin! A hobgoblin!" cried one
-boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Come on! Come on!" shouted the other. "Let's get out
-of here!" And dropping string, tick-tack and everything, away
-they ran. They never knew that it was only a bunny rabbit
-gentleman who had surprised them.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he peered out from
-behind the broomstick and the scary tall-hat creature he had
-made. "I guess they won't bother the Old Lady now!"</p>
-
-<p>The Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane laid aside the book
-she had been reading and opened her door.</p>
-
-<p>"Is anybody there?" she gently asked, looking out over her
-dark garden. "Seems to me I heard a noise-like. Is anybody
-there, trying to play Hallowe'en tricks on a poor, lone body like
-me? Anybody there?"</p>
-
-<p>No one answered&mdash;not even Uncle Wiggily&mdash;for he couldn't
-speak real talk, you know. But he heard what the Old Lady
-said.</p>
-
-<p>"Nobody there! I guess it must have been the wind," said
-the Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane, as she shut the door.</p>
-
-<p>But we know it wasn't the wind; don't we?</p>
-
-<p>Then the bunny hopped back to his own part of the forest,
-to have Hallowe'en fun with the animal boys and girls. The
-frightened boys ran home and jumped into bed. And if the
-piano key doesn't unlock the door of the phonograph, and let
-all the music run down the pussy cat's tail, you may next hear
-of Uncle Wiggily and the poor dog.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXI" id="XXI">STORY XXI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE POOR DOG</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time there was a dog so poor that he had no
-kennel to sleep in. He made his bed in old boxes and barrels
-along the street, or behind stores. And as for things to eat&mdash;that
-poor dog thought himself lucky if he found a bone without
-any meat on it! Oh, he was dreadfully poor, was that dog!</p>
-
-<p>He had no collar to wear, though of course he did not miss a
-necktie, for dogs never wear those. But when this dog saw
-other dogs, with shiny brass or nickel collars around their necks,
-when he saw some of them riding in automobiles as he splashed
-through the mud, and when he looked over in yards and saw
-some dogs gnawing juicy, meaty bones in front of their warm
-kennels&mdash;this poor dog sometimes felt sad.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see what use I am in this world," thought the poor
-dog, as he chased away a tickling fly who wanted to ride on his
-tail. "I certainly can't help anyone, for I can hardly help myself!
-I think I'll go off in the woods and get lost! Yes, that's
-what I'll do," barked the poor dog. "Get lost!"</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps if he had had a good breakfast that morning, with
-a biscuit or two, or even a slice of puppy cake, he might have
-been more happy. As it was, after crawling out of an empty
-rain-water barrel, where he had slept all night, and after finding
-only a small bone for his breakfast, this dog went off to the
-woods.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
-"Good-bye, everybody!" he softly barked, as he stood on the
-edge of the forest, and looked back toward the village he was
-leaving. But there was no one even to bark a farewell to him.
-All alone the poor dog started into the woods. "Good-bye!"
-he whined.</p>
-
-<p>Now in this same forest, on the opposite side from the trees
-nearest the village, stood the hollow stump bungalow of Uncle
-Wiggily Longears. And this same morning that the poor dog
-decided to lose himself, the bunny rabbit gentleman started out
-with his tall, silk hat, his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch, and his pink twinkling nose to look for an adventure.</p>
-
-<p>"Keep your eyes open for the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy
-Fox!" called Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper as Mr.
-Longears hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>"I will!" promised the bunny uncle.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped along and along and along, looking
-behind bushes and rocks for an adventure when, all of a sudden,
-he saw a sort of hole down in between two logs.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps there is an adventure down in there for me," said
-the rabbit gentleman. "I'll poke my paw down in and find out.
-This hole isn't large enough to be the den of the Fox or Wolf."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily thrust one of his forepaws down into the hole,
-and began feeling around between the logs. He touched something
-soft and fuzzy, and he was just beginning to think that
-perhaps Baby Bunty was hiding down there so he couldn't tag
-her when, all of a quickness, those logs rolled together. Before
-Uncle Wiggily could pull out his paw it was caught fast, and
-there he was, held just as if he were in a trap.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
-"Oh, my goodness me, sakes alive, and a basket of soap
-bubbles!" cried the bunny rabbit gentleman. "I'm caught!
-How dreadful! I must get out!"</p>
-
-<p>Well, he pulled and he pulled and he pulled, but still his
-paw was held fast. He scrabbled around among the dried
-leaves, he tried to lift one log off the other with his rheumatism
-crutch, and he tried to gnaw a hole in the top log that held him
-fast. But it was all of no use.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to stay here forever, unless I get
-help!" thought Uncle Wiggily. "But I must call for aid! Perhaps
-Grandpa Goosey, or Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, will hear
-me!"</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 660px;">
-<img src="images/p144_650.jpg" width="650" height="452" alt="Who calls for help?" />
-</div>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily stopped his pink nose from twinkling, so that
-he could call more loudly, and then he shouted:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
-"Help! Help! Help!"</p>
-
-<p>For a time there was no answer, only the wind blowing among
-the leaves of the trees. And then, all at once, there was a
-rustling in the bushes and a voice asked:</p>
-
-<p>"Who calls for help?"</p>
-
-<p>"I do," answered Uncle Wiggily. "Oh, even if you are the
-Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox, please help me!"</p>
-
-<p>"I am neither the Wolf nor the Fox," was the answer. "I
-am only a poor dog who came to this forest to lose himself. I
-never have been able yet to help anyone."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, perhaps you can help me," said Uncle Wiggily, as
-cheerfully as he could speak. "Come here and see where the
-logs have fallen on my paw, holding me fast."</p>
-
-<p>So the poor dog, with his ragged clothes which made him look
-almost like a tramp, came through the bushes, close to Uncle
-Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"My, but you're stylish!" said the dog, as he saw Uncle Wiggily's
-tall, silk hat.</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't anything," sadly said the bunny rabbit gentleman.
-"Tall hats do not make for happiness. I'd rather have
-on an old, ragged cap, like yours, and be free, than wear a diamond
-and gold crown like a king and be held fast here."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, it isn't fun to be caught in a trap," barked the poor
-dog. "But I think I can gnaw through one of those logs and
-set you free."</p>
-
-<p>Then he began to gnaw. He gnawed and he gnawed and
-he gnawed, and, in a little while, one of the logs was cut in
-two, just as if it had been sawed, and Uncle Wiggily could
-pull out his paw.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
-"I can't tell you how thankful I am," said the bunny to the
-dog. "What fine, strong white teeth you have. How did you
-get them?"</p>
-
-<p>"From gnawing bones without any soft meat on them, I suppose,"
-answered the dog. "Poor dogs must have strong teeth,
-or they would starve. Rich dogs, who get soft food, can afford
-to have soft teeth."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, then I am very glad you are a poor dog!" laughed
-Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"You are?" barked the other, in great surprise.</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly; of course I am!" exclaimed the bunny. "Just
-think! Suppose you had been one of those rich dogs, with soft,
-crumbly teeth! You would not have been able to gnaw through
-the log and I would still be held fast."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, that's so," agreed the dog, wagging his tail. "I never
-thought of that."</p>
-
-<p>"Then be thankful, as I am, that you are poor, and have
-strong teeth," went on Mr. Longears. "You have been of great
-help to me."</p>
-
-<p>"Have I?" barked the dog. "Then I am very glad! I never
-before helped anyone. I thought I was too poor!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you aren't going to be poor any more," went on the
-bunny rabbit gentleman. "Come to the woods and live near
-my hollow stump bungalow. I have a friend, Old Dog Percival,
-who will let you stay in his kennel. He is rich!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that makes me very happy!" said the dog, who used to
-be poor. "I have always wanted a kennel to live in!"</p>
-
-<p>Then he went home with the bunny rabbit. And, though
-he never became a very rich dog, still he had a warm kennel,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>
-which Percival shared with him, and he always had enough to
-eat; and he became great friends with Mr. Longears and Nurse
-Jane.</p>
-
-<p>So this teaches us that even if a lollypop has a stick this does
-not mean it needs a whipping. And if the sunflower doesn't
-shine so brightly in the eyes of the potato that it can't see to get
-out of the oven, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and
-the rich cat.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXII" id="XXII">STORY XXII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE RICH CAT</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time there was a very rich cat, but with all she
-had she was not happy. She owned an automobile and kept a
-little mouse servant girl to wait on her. And an old gentleman
-rat did all the heavy work around the house, such as putting
-out the ashes and cutting the grass.</p>
-
-<p>"Heigh-ho!" sighed the rich cat lady one morning, after she
-had lapped up some thick, heavy cream, which was left on her
-doorstep each day. "Heigh-ho! I am so tired!"</p>
-
-<p>"Tired of what?" squeaked the little mouse servant, as she
-brought a paper napkin for the rich cat to wipe the cream from
-her whiskers. Even though she was well-off, the cat lady had
-whiskers, and she was very proud of them.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I am tired of sitting around doing nothing!" purred
-the rich cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Then why not go for a ride in your auto?" asked the poor
-little mouse servant girl.</p>
-
-<p>"I am tired of that, too," spoke the rich cat. "It is the same
-old thing every day! Dress and go out. Come back and dress
-to eat! Dress to go out again! Come back and undress to go
-to bed and get up in the morning to dress and do it all over
-again! I&mdash;I'd like to have an <i>adventure</i>!" mewed the cat lady.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
-"Oh, mercy! An <i>adventure</i>!" squeaked the mouse.
-"Never!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," went on the cat, "a real, exciting adventure. I saw
-a poor dog the other day&mdash;at least he used to be poor, and he
-is far from rich now. But he looked so well, and so lively, with
-such strong, white teeth! I heard him telling another dog he
-had had a most wonderful adventure in the woods with an old
-rabbit gentleman named Uncle Wiggily. I quite envied that
-poor dog!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, and you so rich!" murmured the mousie girl.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't care!" mewed the wealthy cat lady. "I'd almost be
-willing to be poor if I could have an adventure. Come, I'll go
-for a ride in the auto. It will be better than dawdling around
-the house."</p>
-
-<p>So the cat lady ordered out her auto, with the rat gentleman
-to drive it, and the little mousie girl to sit beside her on the
-cushioned seat.</p>
-
-<p>"Where shall I drive to, Lady Cat?" asked the old gentleman
-rat chauffeur.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, anywhere&mdash;to the woods&mdash;the fields&mdash;anywhere so that
-I may have an adventure&mdash;I don't care!" mewed the rich cat.</p>
-
-<p>So the rat gentleman drove the auto through the village, and
-out into the forest. At first the roads were very good, but at
-last they became bumpy, and the cat lady and mousie girl were
-much shaken up and jiggled about, not to say joggled.</p>
-
-<p>"Do you want to go on?" asked the rat.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yes," answered the cat. "It shakes up my liver, and I
-seem to be feeling more hungry. Go on, perhaps I shall find
-an adventure."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
-The auto lurched and bumped on a little farther and, all of
-a sudden there was a crash.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" screamed the little mousie girl.</p>
-
-<p>"What is the matter?" asked the cat lady, looking through
-her fancy glasses.</p>
-
-<p>"We have had an accident," answered the gentleman rat.
-"The auto is broken, and I shall have to go for help."</p>
-
-<p>"Let us go, also," squeaked the mousie girl. "We don't want
-to stay here in the woods alone."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>You</i> may not want to," said the cat with a smile. "But <i>I</i>
-am going to. Run along with Mr. Rat, Miss Mouse, and get
-help. I'll stay here!"</p>
-
-<p>So the rich cat lady was left alone, sitting in the auto, one
-wheel of which was broken, while the rat gentleman and mousie
-girl went to look for a garage where they could get help.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps this is the start of an adventure," thought the cat.</p>
-
-<p>A moment later she heard a rustling in the bushes, and out
-popped a strange dog. Now the rich cat lady knew some rich
-dogs who wore silver and gold collars, and were friends of
-hers. She was not afraid of them. But this was a dog without
-any collar, though he had on a suit of clothes. And, when the
-cat lady looked a second time, she saw that it was a boy dog
-and not a grown man dog.</p>
-
-<p>"Bow! wow!" barked the boy dog. "You're a strange cat!
-What are you doing in these woods? Hi, Jackie!" howled the
-dog. "Come help me chase this strange cat up a tree!"</p>
-
-<p>"All right, Peetie! I'm with you!" answered a voice, and
-out of the bushes came another boy dog. The two dogs rushed
-at the cat lady.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
-Now she might not have been afraid of <i>one</i> boy dog, but
-when <i>two</i> of them leaped toward her, this was enough to
-frighten almost any pussy! Don't you think so?</p>
-
-<p>"Meaouw! Mew! Mee!" cried the cat, and before she knew
-it she was climbing a tree. Up she scrabbled, her claws tearing
-off bits of bark, until she was perched on a limb, high above her
-auto and the barking dogs down below.</p>
-
-<p>"My goodness me, sakes alive, and a liver cream puff!" said
-the excited rich cat lady to herself, her heart beating like an
-alarm clock. "This is dreadful! To think of me, a wealthy
-cat, being chased up a tree by two poor dogs! What will my
-friends think?"</p>
-
-<p>Then she looked down at the dogs and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Run away if you please, little puppy boys!"</p>
-
-<p>"No! No!" they barked. "Bow! Wow!"</p>
-
-<p>"You run and tell him," said one puppy to the other. "Tell
-him there's a strange cat in his woods. I'll stay here at the
-foot of the tree so she can't get down until you come back with
-him!"</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder whom they are going to bring back?" thought the
-rich cat up the tree. And she could not help laughing a little
-as she thought how strange she must look. "The mouse servant
-and rat chauffeur will be surprised when they come back and
-see me here," thought the cat.</p>
-
-<p>One little puppy dog boy ran away, while the other remained
-on guard at the foot of the tree.</p>
-
-<p>"May I come down?" asked the cat lady.</p>
-
-<p>"No, indeed!" growled the dog, though he did not speak impolitely.
-"You must stay up there!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
-"Dear me!" thought the cat lady. "This is quite an unexpected
-adventure!"</p>
-
-<p>All of a sudden she saw the puppy at the foot of the tree
-jump up. At the same time there was a rustling in the bushes,
-and along came the other puppy, with an old gentleman rabbit,
-who wore a tall silk hat, who had a pair of glasses on his pink,
-twinkling nose and who walked with a red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch.</p>
-
-<p>"There she is, Uncle Wiggily!" barked a puppy dog. "We
-saw her in your woods, and chased her up a tree until you could
-look at her. Maybe she is the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox,
-dressed up like a cat."</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I am not," said the rich pussy lady up the tree. "I
-am the Rich Mrs. Cat, and my auto has broken. When my
-mousie servant girl and the rat gentleman who drives my car
-return, they will tell you I never harm rabbits. But are you
-Uncle Wiggily Longears?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," answered the bunny, "I am. And I know you, Mrs.
-Cat. I heard about you from the poor dog. I am very sorry
-Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow chased you up a tree. They meant
-no harm."</p>
-
-<p>"I am sure they did not," mewed the cat politely.</p>
-
-<p>"But they are always on the lookout so nothing will happen
-to me," went on Uncle Wiggily. "I would get up and help
-you down, only I can't climb a tree."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I can easily get down," said the cat lady, and she did,
-though her rich clothes were rather ruffled. But she had plenty
-of money to buy more. So don't worry about that.</p>
-
-<p>"Make yourself at home in these woods&mdash;the animal folk
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
-call them mine," said Uncle Wiggily kindly. "I am sorry you
-had this trouble. Now I must hop away. I hope your auto will
-soon be mended. Come, Jackie and Peetie, if you want to help
-me."</p>
-
-<p>"Where are you going?" asked the rich cat.</p>
-
-<p>"To help a poor cat family," said Uncle Wiggily. "The cat
-gentleman of the house has been out of work a long time, his
-wife is ill and he has a number of little kittens. I was on my
-way to see the family when Jackie came to tell me you were up
-a tree."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm down the tree now," laughed the rich cat lady.
-"And will you please let me help this poor family? I have a
-lot of money&mdash;see!" and she showed a purse full of golden
-leaves which the animal folk use for money. "I can buy them
-food, and if Mr. Cat wants work, let him take my auto, after it
-is fixed, and use it for a jitney."</p>
-
-<p>"What!" cried Uncle Wiggily. "Aren't you going to use
-that fine car any more? All it needs is a new wheel."</p>
-
-<p>"Give it to the poor cat," was the answer. "I am never going
-to ride in it again. I feel so much better since I came to the
-woods&mdash;and climbed a tree&mdash;that I am going to live here for
-the rest of my life. I'll buy a hollow stump bungalow near
-you, Uncle Wiggily. I know, now, I am going to be very
-happy."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you will make the poor cat family happy, at any rate,"
-said Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"And to make others happy is to be happy yourself," mewed
-the rich cat lady.</p>
-
-<p>She went with Uncle Wiggily, Jackie and Peetie to the home
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
-of the poor cat family, and when the worried cat gentleman
-heard that he was to have the auto for a jitney, with which he
-could make money, he was so glad he almost stood on his head.
-And his wife and the kitten children were glad also.</p>
-
-<p>When the rat gentleman chauffeur and the mousie servant
-girl came back, in another auto, to take the rich lady home, she
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"I am going to stay with Uncle Wiggily. From now on I am
-going to live in the woods and be happy and poor."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my!" squeaked the mousie servant. "Just fancy!"</p>
-
-<p>"I never heard of such a thing," said the rat gentleman.
-"You had much better come home and live as you did before."</p>
-
-<p>But the cat lady would not change her mind, and she built
-herself a bungalow near Uncle Wiggily's, and lived there happily
-forever after.</p>
-
-<p>So from this we may learn, if we will, that when a pail leaks
-it is best to have it mended. And if the hand-organ monkey
-doesn't take the squeak out of the rubber ball to make a tin
-horn for the rag doll, the next story will be about Uncle Wiggily
-and the horse.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXIII" id="XXIII">STORY XXIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE HORSE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper
-for Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, once
-baked a cherry pie, of which Mr. Longears was very fond. In
-fact, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy baked <i>two</i> pies.</p>
-
-<p>One she put upon the shelf for Uncle Wiggily's supper.
-The other pie Nurse Jane wrapped in a clean napkin, put it in
-a basket, and then she said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come on, Uncle Wiggily. We will take this pie to Grandfather
-Goosey Gander."</p>
-
-<p>"That will be fine!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. So he set
-off with Nurse Jane, over the fields and through the woods.
-"And perhaps we may have an adventure," said the bunny gentleman,
-hopeful-like.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if we do," spoke Nurse Jane, "I hope nothing happens
-to this cherry pie. I baked one for you, and the other especially
-for Grandpa Goosey. I shouldn't like the Fuzzy Fox, nor yet
-the Woozie Wolf, to get this pie."</p>
-
-<p>"Nor I," said Uncle Wiggily. "And I don't believe Grandpa
-Goosey would, either."</p>
-
-<p>The rabbit gentleman and Nurse Jane hopped along together,
-until, after a while, Uncle Wiggily saw a horse in a
->field.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
-"Look at that poor horse!" said the bunny gentleman, coming
-to a stop, and peeping over the top of his pink, twinkling
-nose. "There he stands, all day long, with nothing to eat but
-grass."</p>
-
-<p>"What else would he eat?" asked Nurse Jane, suspiciously.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't s'pose he ever had a cherry pie," went on Uncle
-Wiggily reflective-like. "Poor horse! Never had any cherry
-pie!"</p>
-
-<p>"Wiggy!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, as she took a firmer hold
-of the basket handle. "If you are thinking of giving Grandpa
-Goosey's pie to that horse&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that's just what I'm thinking of," answered Mr.
-Longears. "Here, Nurse Jane, please give me that pie. You
-may run back home and get the one you were saving for me to
-give to Grandpa Goosey. I'll call this pie mine, and I'm going
-to give it to the horse."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I never in all my born days," exclaimed Miss Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, "heard the like of that!"</p>
-
-<p>Still she knew Uncle Wiggily meant to be kind, so she
-gave the bunny rabbit gentleman the basket with the pie inside,
-and started back for the hollow stump bungalow to get
-the other.</p>
-
-<p>The bunny rabbit certainly was not selfish, whatever else he
-was.</p>
-
-<p>"Hello, Horsie!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped
-through the field where the big animal was eating.</p>
-
-<p>"Hello," answered the horse. "Oh, it's Uncle Wiggily!" he
-went on, as he stopped cropping the grass and looked up.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
-"Did you ever eat a cherry pie?" asked the bunny rabbit, beginning
-to take the cloth off the one in the basket.</p>
-
-<p>"Cherry pie? I don't believe I ever did," slowly answered
-the horse. "Cherry pie! Hum! No, I never tasted any."</p>
-
-<p>"Wouldn't you like to?" asked the bunny. "I should think
-you would get tired of eating grass all day long."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, grass is my food, and I like it," neighed the horse.
-"But I like some oats once in a while, and some bran. Yes, and
-I think I'd like some cherry pie, also."</p>
-
-<p>"Here! Take this one! Nurse Jane can bake more!" said
-generous Uncle Wiggily, and he held out the pie.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my! That's a fine one!" whinnied the horse. "That
-looks most delicious."</p>
-
-<p>"And it tastes as delicious as it looks," went on the bunny.
-"I know Nurse Jane's pies. Take a bite!"</p>
-
-<p>The horse did. One bit was all that was needed to enable
-him to eat the whole pie, for it was only rabbit size, of course,
-not as large as the pies your mother bakes.</p>
-
-<p>"Um!" said the horse, as the red cherry juice ran down his
-lips. "That was a good pie! I could eat more!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry, but that's the only one I have," spoke Uncle Wiggily.
-"Nurse Jane has gone to get mine, that she put in the
-cupboard, to give to Grandpa Goosey. But to-morrow I'll have
-her bake you a large pie."</p>
-
-<p>Just then Nurse Jane came along, with the other pie in the
-basket, and Uncle Wiggily said:</p>
-
-<p>"The horse ate that cherry pie, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, and
-liked it very much. I have told him you'd bake him a larger
-one."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
-"Well, I s'pose I can," said the muskrat lady, looking at
-Uncle Wiggily in a funny way. "I s'pose I can."</p>
-
-<p>"You are very kind," neighed the horse. "If I could only
-do you some favor&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>But just then, all of a sudden, out from behind a bush jumped
-the bad old Woozie Wolf.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah ha!" howled the Wolf. "This is the time I have caught
-Nurse Jane as well as Uncle Wiggily. I shall have four ears
-to nibble to-day!" and he looked hungrily at the bunny and
-muskrat lady.</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mean to say you are going to hurt good, kind Uncle
-Wiggily, who has just given me a cherry pie?" asked the horse
-quickly.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I am!" growled the Wolf. "He gave me no pie!
-I'm going to nibble the bunny!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I just won't let you!" said the horse.</p>
-
-<p>"How are you going to stop me?" asked the Wolf.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I have big teeth," the horse said. "They are not as
-sharp as yours, for they do not need to be so that I may crop the
-grass. But I can bite you with them, just the same."</p>
-
-<p>"Ho! Ho!" sneered the Wolf. "Two can play at that
-game! I can bite worse than you."</p>
-
-<p>"That's so, he can," whispered Uncle Wiggily to the horse.
-"Be careful!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, then I'll <i>kick</i>!" said the horse. "I'll rear up on my
-front legs and kick you with my hind ones, Mr. Wolf, if you
-hurt Uncle Wiggily."</p>
-
-<p>"But you have no sharp toe-nails, such as I have!" growled
-the Wolf. "I'll scratch you with my toe-nails if you kick me."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
-"That's right&mdash;he will!" whispered Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid you cannot save us," sadly said the bunny gentleman
-to the kind horse.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I can!" suddenly neighed the horse. "This Wolf can
-do some things better than I, but he cannot run as fast. Quick!
-Jump up on my back, Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane. I'll
-gallop and trot, I'll gallop and trot and I'll gallop and trot&mdash;until
-I take you far away from this bad animal!"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you dare take Uncle Wiggily away from me!" howled
-the Wolf, for well he knew he could not run as fast as the
-horse.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p159_650.jpg" width="650" height="455" alt="The wolf was left far, far, behind." />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Yes, I shall! I'll save Uncle Wiggily!" whinnied the
-horse. "Up on my back! Quick!" he called to the bunny and
-Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
-Up they leaped, before the Wolf could get them. Then the
-horse galloped and trotted, galloped and trotted and galloped
-and trotted, until the Wolf was left far, far behind. And, oh,
-how angry that Wolf was! And how he howled! I wish you
-could have heard him.</p>
-
-<p>No, on second thought, it is just as well you didn't hear him.
-It was not very nice howling.</p>
-
-<p>"There! Now you are safe, Uncle Wiggily and Nurse
-Jane," said the horse, as he stopped galloping and trotting,
-away over on the far side of the field, far, far from the Wolf.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you for saving us," spoke the bunny, as he and Nurse
-Jane slid off the horsie's back.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll bake you the largest cherry pie that ever was," promised
-the muskrat lady, "just as soon as I take this one to Grandpa
-Goosey."</p>
-
-<p>And she made such a large pie that it took the horse forty
-'leven bites to eat it.</p>
-
-<p>So everything came out all right, you see. And if the postman
-doesn't try to slip a letter through the slot in the baby's
-penny bank, and make the five cent piece jump over the dollar
-bill, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the cow.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXIV" id="XXIV">STORY XXIV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE COW</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>This is a story about Uncle Wiggily and the cow. Not the
-cow with the crumpled horn, nor yet the one that jumped over
-the moon, when the dish ran away with the spoon.</p>
-
-<p>This was a sort of a red cow which ate green grass and gave
-white milk that was churned into yellow butter to be eaten on
-brown bread. There is no use asking me about all those colors
-for I don't know&mdash;nobody knows. They're just there, and
-that's all there is about it.</p>
-
-<p>Now for the story.</p>
-
-<p>One day the bunny rabbit gentleman was hopping over the
-fields and through the woods on his way to the store for Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy. He was going to get his muskrat lady
-housekeeper a jug of molasses so Nurse Jane might make a cake.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped on and on, wondering if he would
-have an adventure that day, and he was thinking how good
-the molasses cake would taste when, all of a sudden, down in
-a field he saw a red cow. Not exactly red like a rose, you understand,
-or red like a barn, but still somewhat between those colors&mdash;a
-brownish-red, I suppose it would be called.</p>
-
-<p>"Moo! Moo! Moo!" called the cow, in such mournful tones
-that Uncle Wiggily right away said:</p>
-
-<p>"Something must be the matter! I'm going down and see
-if I can help that poor cow!"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
-Down into the meadow hopped the bunny rabbit gentleman,
-and when he reached the cow he looked at her and she looked
-at him, and the bunny asked:</p>
-
-<p>"What is the matter, Mrs. Cow?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," was the sad answer, "I've lost the cud that I always
-chew, and now I don't know what to do! I'm so upset I'm sure
-I'll give sour milk to-night, instead of sweet!"</p>
-
-<p>"That would be too bad," Uncle Wiggily remarked. "This
-cud of yours&mdash;may I ask what it is?"</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 640px;">
-<img src="images/p162_640.jpg" width="640" height="460" alt="Well! Well! exclaimed Uncle Wiggily." />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Well, it isn't gum, as many boys and girls suppose, when
-they see me chewing," spoke the cow lady. "My cud is a bunch
-of grass, which I crop and pull up by winding my tongue about
-it, for I haven't two sets of teeth as have many animals. I only
-have teeth on my upper jaw. On my lower jaw I have no teeth,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
-but the gums are very hard so I can chew grass, and that is
-what makes my cud. I only chew the grass a little bit, when I
-first pull it from the meadow. I swallow it down into my first
-stomach, and, when I have more time, I bring the cud of grass
-up into my mouth and chew it as long as I please, so it will be
-good for me to put into my last stomach."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, well!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily in surprise. "So
-you have two stomachs and only one set of teeth."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," went on the cow, "but what is worrying me now is to
-know whether I lost my cud of grass in the meadow, after I had
-chewed on it a while, or whether it slipped down into my last
-stomach before it was time."</p>
-
-<p>"What will happen if it did?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid I'll have indigestion," the cow lady answered.
-"And that will make my milk bad and sour. Oh, dear! I wish
-I knew where my cud was!"</p>
-
-<p>"How did you come to lose it&mdash;or miss it?" asked the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, I was watching Bully and Bawly No-Tail, the two
-frog boys, hopping down by the brook," the cow lady said.
-"They were playing leap-toad, you know&mdash;or, perhaps, it was
-leap-frog; and Bully made such a funny jump over Bawly's
-back that I laughed right out loud. I was chewing my cud at
-the time, and when I stopped laughing I missed it. Now
-whether I swallowed it, or whether it dropped in the brook, I
-don't know. Isn't that dreadful?"</p>
-
-<p>"Can't you tell by the way you feel&mdash;inside, you know,"
-asked the bunny, "what became of your cud?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not for some little time," answered the cow lady, "and then
-it will be too late. Oh, if only I could find my cud somewhere
-in this meadow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
-I'd know I hadn't swallowed it, and I'd be all
-right."</p>
-
-<p>"I know just how you feel," said Uncle Wiggily. "Once,
-when Susie Littletail, the rabbit, was a tiny baby, her mother
-gave her a big cake spoon to play with. She went out of the
-room, leaving Susie to play with the spoon, and when she came
-back it was gone."</p>
-
-<p>"What was gone?" asked the cow lady, "Susie or the spoon?"</p>
-
-<p>"The spoon," answered the bunny gentleman. "And as
-Susie was too little to talk, and tell where it was, her mother
-didn't know whether she had hidden, or dropped the spoon
-somewhere, or whether she had swallowed it."</p>
-
-<p>"Just fancy!" mooed the cow. "How exciting! But what
-happened?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, finally," said Uncle Wiggily, "after I had hopped
-over to help, we found the spoon behind the piano where Susie
-had thrown it. Then we knew she hadn't swallowed it."</p>
-
-<p>"And if I could find my cud I'd know I hadn't swallowed
-<i>that</i>," sadly said the cow lady.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll help you look," offered Uncle Wiggily. "I'm a pretty
-good hopper, and I'll hop around the meadow and look for your
-cud of half-chewed grass."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny set down his molasses jug and began looking all
-over the meadow for the cud. And the cow helped, but she
-could not move very fast. Besides, she was worried and nervous.</p>
-
-<p>"Here it is! I've found it!" suddenly called Uncle Wiggily,
-and there on the grass, near the brook where the frog boys had
-been leaping, was the cow lady's cud.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
-"Oh, how glad I am to get it back!" she mooed as she began
-to chew it again. "Now my milk will be nice and sweet. You
-have done me a great favor, Uncle Wiggily. I hope I may do
-you the same some day."</p>
-
-<p>"Pray do not mention it," said the bunny politely, as he
-hopped on with his molasses jug. "It was just a little adventure
-for me."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped on to the store, had the jug filled
-with molasses and then went to his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you were gone a long time," said Nurse Jane. "I have
-been waiting to make the ginger cake."</p>
-
-<p>"I had to help a cow lady find her lost cud," said the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Wiggy! What next!" laughed Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-"Helping cow ladies! Oh! Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>"That's all right," the bunny said. "Perhaps some day a
-cow lady may help us."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see how she can," spoke Nurse Jane, as she started
-to make the cake. But pretty soon she called to the bunny who
-had gone to sit outside on a bench and warm his rheumatism
-in the sun.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Wiggy!" exclaimed Nurse Jane. "I can't get the cork
-out of the molasses jug. It's in so tight! I can't pull it out, and
-if I break it, and push it inside, then the molasses won't run
-out. Oh, what a lot of trouble!"</p>
-
-<p>"Let me try!" offered the bunny. But he could not get the
-cork out of the molasses jug either, not even with his red, white
-and blue striped rheumatism crutch.</p>
-
-<p>"I guess I'll have to break the jug!" said the bunny at last.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, don't do that!" spoke a voice behind him, and, turning,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
-Uncle Wiggily saw the cow lady. "I am on my way home to
-be milked," she mooed, "and I saw you in trouble, so I came
-over. What's wrong?"</p>
-
-<p>"We can't get the cork out of the molasses jug," answered
-Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps I can," said Mrs. Cow. "Please let me try."</p>
-
-<p>"We have a corkscrew somewhere," remarked Nurse Jane,
-"but I can't find it."</p>
-
-<p>"I shall not need it," went on the cow.</p>
-
-<p>Then with one of her long, sharp horns she easily pried the
-cork out of the molasses jug, breaking nothing and making it
-very easy for Nurse Jane to pour out the sweet stuff for the
-ginger cake.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, Mrs. Cow," said Uncle Wiggily, as the milk
-lady animal went on her way.</p>
-
-<p>"Pray don't mention it!" mooed the cow. "Now we are
-even, as far as favors go!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked at Nurse Jane, and the muskrat lady
-smiled at the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"You were right, Wiggly," spoke Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "I
-never thought a cow could help anyone, but this shows how little
-I know."</p>
-
-<p>"That's all right!" laughed the bunny. "Mistakes will happen!"</p>
-
-<p>So once again everything came out all right for the bunny
-gentleman, you see, and if the pussy cat doesn't make a popcorn
-ball out of snow, for the puppy dog to play bean bag with,
-you shall next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the camping
-boys.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXV" id="XXV">STORY XXV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CAMPING BOYS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! What you think?" cried Baby Bunty
-one day, as she hopped up to the rabbit gentleman, who was
-pulling the weeds out of his carrot garden.</p>
-
-<p>"What I think, Baby Bunty?" repeated Mr. Longears, smiling
-down one side of his pink, twinkling nose. "Well, I think
-lots of things, my little rabbit girl. But if you think I'm going
-to play <i>tag</i> with you this morning you are wrong. I haven't
-time!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't want you to play tag!" exclaimed Baby Bunty,
-though she was such a lively little tyke that she nearly always
-wanted Uncle Wiggily to play a game of some sort. "But
-there's something over in the woods," she went on. "What you
-think it is?" and she was quite excited.</p>
-
-<p>"Something over in the woods, Baby Bunty?" asked Uncle
-Wiggily, as he looked at one of his carrots to see if the point
-needed sharpening; but it didn't, I'm glad to say. "Well,
-what's in the woods, Baby Bunty; the Fox, the Skeezicks or the
-Pipsisewah?"</p>
-
-<p>"Neither one, Uncle Wiggily," answered the little rabbit
-girl. "But there's a lot of those funny animals you call 'boys,'
-and they're making a snow house, and maybe they'll try to catch
-you, or me or Nurse Jane," and Baby Bunty looked quite worried.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
-"A <i>snow</i> house this time of year! Tut! Tut! Nonsense!"
-laughed Uncle Wiggily. "This is summer and there isn't any
-snow with which to make houses."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, these boys, in the woods, are making a <i>white</i> house,
-anyhow, Uncle Wiggily," spoke the little rabbit girl, who once
-had lived in a hollow stump, before she came to visit the bunny
-gentleman. "It's a white house, and there's a lot of boys, and
-they're cutting down wood, and making a fire and boiling a
-kettle of water and oh, they're doing lots of things! I thought
-I'd better come and tell you."</p>
-
-<p>"Hum!" said Uncle Wiggily, straightening up to rest his
-back, which ached from pulling the weeds out of his garden.
-"Yes, perhaps it is a good thing you told me, Baby Bunty. I'll
-go have a look at the white house the boys are putting up."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty hopped through the woods,
-and soon they were near that side of the forest nearest the village
-where real boys and girls lived. Through the green trees
-gleamed something white, on which the sun shone as brightly
-as it does at the seashore.</p>
-
-<p>"There's the house," said Baby Bunty, pointing with her paw
-off among the trees.</p>
-
-<p>"Ho! That isn't exactly a <i>house</i>!" Uncle Wiggily told the
-little rabbit girl. "That's a white tent, and those boys must
-be camping there. Boys like to come to the woods to camp in
-the summer. We'll hop a little closer and listen. Then we
-can tell what they are doing."</p>
-
-<p>"We mustn't let 'em see us!" whispered Baby Bunty. "Oh,
-no!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, no, maybe not first along," Uncle Wiggily agreed.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>
-"But nearly all boys, especially the kind that go camping, are
-fond of animals, and will not hurt them. We will see what sort
-of boys these are, Baby Bunty."</p>
-
-<p>So the bunny gentleman and the little rabbit girl hid behind
-the bushes and watched the camping boys, for that is what they
-were. They had come to spend a few weeks in the woods,
-living in a white tent which, at first, Baby Bunty thought was
-a snow house.</p>
-
-<p>The boys had just come to camp, and the tent had been up
-only a little while. But already the lads had started a campfire;
-and they had hung a Gypsy kettle over the blaze, and were
-cooking soup.</p>
-
-<p>"Get some more water, somebody!" called one boy.</p>
-
-<p>"And I'm not going to cut any more wood!" exclaimed another.
-"I've been cutting wood ever since we got here!"</p>
-
-<p>"We'll take turns!" spoke a third boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Look out! That soup's boiling over!" shouted a fourth.</p>
-
-<p>"They're regular boys all right!" chuckled Uncle Wiggily,
-as he crouched under a bush with Baby Bunty. "They're so
-excited at coming to camp they hardly know what they're
-doing."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty could hear and understand
-what the boys said, though they themselves could not speak to
-the camping chaps. For a time the two rabbits watched the
-little lads, who were trying to get a meal. They made many
-mistakes, of course, such as getting the salt mixed up with the
-sugar, and they left the bread out of its tin box so it dried, for
-they had never been camping before.</p>
-
-<p>"But they'll soon learn," said Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
-"I hope they won't chase us, and throw stones at us," Baby
-Bunty remarked, as she and Mr. Longears hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>"I think they are good boys," spoke the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>And the camping boys were. When they had finished eating
-they scattered crumbs so the birds could pick them up. Larger
-pieces of left-over food were placed on a flat stump where the
-squirrels and chipmunks could get them.</p>
-
-<p>Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the two boy squirrels, saw some
-of this food as they were coming through the woods. The camping
-boys were away just then, so the squirrel chaps had no fear
-of going close to the white tent-house. Johnnie found a piece
-of bread and butter, and Billie picked up half a ginger snap.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 625px;">
-<img src="images/p170_625.jpg" width="625" height="442" alt="Johnnie found a piece of bread and butter." />
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>
-"That shows the camping boys are kind to animals," said
-Uncle Wiggily, when Johnnie and Billie told him what they
-had found. "I hope I may get a chance to do these lads a
-favor."</p>
-
-<p>And Uncle Wiggily had this chance sooner than he expected.</p>
-
-<p>For about a week the weather was most lovely for camping.
-The sun shone every day, the wind blew just enough to send
-the sailboat spinning about the lake and there wasn't a drop
-of rain.</p>
-
-<p>It is rain which soaks most of the fun out of camping, just
-as rain takes away your fun at home. And these boys, never
-having camped in a tent before, gave no thought to storms.</p>
-
-<p>One afternoon it began to rain. Uncle Wiggily, in his hollow
-stump bungalow, where he was reading the cabbage-leaf
-paper, heard the pitter-patter of the drops on the window, and
-looked up.</p>
-
-<p>"Where is Baby Bunty, Nurse Jane?" asked the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, she hasn't come back from the store yet," answered
-the muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"Did she take an umbrella?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"No," replied Nurse Jane, "she did not."</p>
-
-<p>"Then she'll get soaking wet!" exclaimed Mr. Longears.
-"I'll go after her with a toadstool."</p>
-
-<p>You know in Woodland, near the Orange Ice Mountain,
-where Uncle Wiggily lived, toadstools were often used for umbrellas.
-Of course, some of the animal folk had regular umbrellas,
-but when they were in a hurry they could break off a big
-toadstool, or mushroom, and use that.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
-So Uncle Wiggily hopped out of his hollow stump bungalow,
-and, growing near his front gate, he found a big toadstool.
-Picking this, he held it over his head and hurried along through
-the rain to meet Baby Bunty, who had gone to the three and five cent
-store for Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily had to hop almost to the place where the tent
-of the camping boys stood before he met the little rabbit girl,
-half drenched.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! You ought to see!" cried Baby Bunty.
-"There is so much water around the tent that those nice boys
-will be washed away, I guess!"</p>
-
-<p>"Water around their tent?" repeated the bunny gentleman.
-"You don't say so!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Baby Bunty. "The rain is coming down so hard
-that it is running like a little brook around the tent. The boys
-are inside, and I heard them saying that the water would soon
-come up over the cots and they wouldn't have any dry place to
-sleep to-night!"</p>
-
-<p>"Silly boys!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, holding the toadstool
-umbrella over Baby Bunty. "They didn't know enough
-to dig a ditch around the outside of their tent to let the rain
-water run off. All campers do that, but as this is the first time
-these boys came to the woods I suppose they didn't know about
-it. Always dig a ditch, or trench, in the earth around your
-tent when you go camping, Baby Bunty."</p>
-
-<p>"I will," promised the little rabbit girl, real serious like.</p>
-
-<p>"But that isn't going to help the boys now," went on Uncle
-Wiggily. "I think I shall have to take a paw in this. They are
-good boys, and are kind to animals. I must do them a favor."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>
-"But how can you?" asked Baby Bunty.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, I, being a rabbit, am one of the best diggers in the
-world," went on Mr. Longears. "Still, I will need help to dig
-a ditch around the tent, as it is rather large. Hop home, Baby
-Bunty, and tell Sammie Littletail, Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail,
-the beaver boys, and Grandpa Whackum, the old beaver
-gentleman, to please come here. With their help I can dig the
-ditch."</p>
-
-<p>So Baby Bunty, taking the toadstool umbrella, hopped away,
-and Uncle Wiggily, to await her return, hid under a thick-branched
-pine tree which kept off most of the rain. The drops
-pelted down, and around the tent of the camping boys was almost
-a flood. Night was coming on, too, and before morning
-the water would rise up so high that it would wet the feet of the
-boys in their beds.</p>
-
-<p>Pretty soon, just about dusk, when it was still raining hard,
-along came Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, Toodle and
-Noodle the beavers, with their broad, flat tails, and Grandpa
-Whackum, the oldest beaver of them all. Beavers just love to
-work in the water and they can dig dirt canals better than most
-boys.</p>
-
-<p>"Lively now, my friends!" called Uncle Wiggily, coming
-out from under the pine tree. "We'll dig a ditch around the
-tent for the kind boys. They won't see us, as they are inside,
-and probably will not come out in the train."</p>
-
-<p>So Uncle Wiggily, Sammie and the beavers began work.
-Quickly and silently they dug and dug and dug in the soft
-earth, piling the dirt to one side, and making a trench so that
-the rain water could run off into the brook. And soon the little
-pond <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>that had formed around the tent of the camping boys had
-drained away.</p>
-
-<p>"Now they will have no more trouble," said Uncle Wiggily
-as he and his friends, all wet and muddy, finished the trench.
-"We can go home."</p>
-
-<p>Home they went, through the rain, to get something to eat
-and dry out. And in the morning, though it still rained, no
-water rose inside the boys' tent. And none came through the
-roof, for that was like an umbrella, the canvas cloth being
-stretched over the ridge-pole.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, look!" cried one boy, coming to the flap of the tent, as
-the front of the canvas house is called. "Someone has dug a
-ditch around our camp, and now we'll keep dry!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, it's a regular little canal!" exclaimed a second boy.
-"It wasn't there yesterday!"</p>
-
-<p>"Who did it?" asked the other lads.</p>
-
-<p>But none of them knew, and I hope you will not tell them,
-for I want to keep it a secret.</p>
-
-<p>And when the rain stopped, the ground around the tent dried
-out very quickly because the proper ditch had been dug around
-it. And the camping boys put out on the flat stump many good
-things for the animal folk to eat. And the next time those boys
-went camping they knew enough to make a trench around their
-tent.</p>
-
-<p>Now let me see; what shall we have next? Well, I think I
-shall tell you the story of Uncle Wiggily and the birthday cake&mdash;that
-is, I will if the snow-shovel doesn't make the coal-scuttle
-sneeze when they are playing tag down under the cellar steps.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXVI" id="XXVI">STORY XXVI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BIRTHDAY CAKE</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"To-morrow is my birthday! To-morrow is my birthday!
-And I'm going to have a cake with ten candles on!"</p>
-
-<p>A little girl sang this over and over as she danced around the
-house one morning.</p>
-
-<p>"Ten candles! And they'll be lighted, and I can blow them
-out and cut the cake and pass it around; can't I, Mother?" asked
-the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, my dear," Mother answered. "But if you are going to
-have a birthday cake you must go to the store and get me some
-flour, sugar and eggs. I did not know I needed them, but I do,
-if you are to have a cake."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, of course I want a cake!" said the little girl. "It
-wouldn't be at all like a birthday without a cake! And ten
-candles on top, all lighted! Last year I only had nine candles.
-But now I can have ten! Ten candles! Ten candles on my
-birthday cake!" sang the happy little girl again and again.
-"Ten candles! Ten candles!"</p>
-
-<p>"You had better go to the store, instead of singing so much!"
-laughed her mother. "Sing on your way, if you like. But don't
-forget the flour, sugar and eggs."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
-"I'll get them," said the little girl, and off she started, taking
-a short cut through the woods to reach the store more quickly.</p>
-
-<p>These woods were the same ones in which Uncle Wiggily had
-built his hollow stump bungalow, and about the same time the
-little girl started off to get the things for her birthday cake the
-bunny rabbit gentleman stood on his front porch.</p>
-
-<p>"Where are you going?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy,
-his muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, just to hop through the forest, to look for an adventure,"
-answered Mr. Longears. "I haven't had one since I helped dig
-the rain-trench about the tent of the camping boys."</p>
-
-<p>"I should think that would be enough to last a long time,"
-spoke Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no. I need a new adventure every day!" laughed the
-bunny, and over the fields and through the woods he hopped.</p>
-
-<p>Now Uncle Wiggily had not gone very far before, all of a
-sudden, he stepped into a trap. It was a spring trap, set in the
-woods by some hunter who had covered it with dried leaves so
-it could not easily be seen. That's the way hunters fool the wild
-animals.</p>
-
-<p>And, not seeing the trap, Uncle Wiggily hopped right into it.</p>
-
-<p>"Snap!" went the jaws of the trap together, catching the poor
-bunny gentleman fast by one hind leg.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my!" cried Mr. Longears. "I'm caught! But it is fortunate
-that it is a smooth-jawed trap, and not the kind with
-sharp teeth. If I could only get my leg loose I'd be all right;
-except that my paw might be lame and stiff for a few days. I
-must try to get out!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily tried to pull his paw from the trap, but it was
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
-of no use. The spring held the jaws too tightly together. The
-bunny gentleman twinkled his pink nose as hard as he could,
-and he even tried to pry apart the trap jaws with his red, white
-and blue striped rheumatism crutch. But he couldn't.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" though Uncle Wiggily. "I must call for help.
-Perhaps Neddie Stubtail, the strong boy bear, will hear me. He
-could easily spring open this trap and set me free."</p>
-
-<p>So the bunny gentleman called as loudly as he could:</p>
-
-<p>"Help! Help!"</p>
-
-<p>Of course he talked animal talk, and for this reason the little
-girl, who was going to have a birthday cake, with ten candles on
-it, did not know what Uncle Wiggily was saying. She heard
-him making a noise, though, for she passed the place where the
-bunny was caught in the trap, soon after the accident happened.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder what that funny noise is?" said the little girl, as
-Uncle Wiggily again called for help. "It sounds like some animal.
-I wish I understood animal talk!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily wished, with all his heart, that the little girl
-could hear what he was saying, for he was calling for help. The
-bunny understood girl-talk, and he knew what this girl was
-saying, for she spoke her thoughts out loud.</p>
-
-<p>"But she doesn't know what I want!" said poor Uncle Wiggily
-to himself. "She is sure to be good and kind, as all girls
-are, and if I could only get her to come over this way she might
-take me out of the trap."</p>
-
-<p>The little girl, on her way home from the store, had come to
-a stop not far from Uncle Wiggily, but she could not see him
-because he was behind a bush.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
-"I must make some kind of a noise that she will hear," thought
-the bunny. Then he thrashed around in the bushes with his
-crutch, rattling the dried leaves and the green bushes, and the
-little girl heard this noise.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, maybe a bird is caught in a big cobweb!" said the little
-girl. "I'll get it loose&mdash;I love the birds!"</p>
-
-<p>Putting down her bundle of flour, sugar and eggs on a flat
-stump, she made her way through the bushes until she saw where
-Uncle Wiggily was caught in the trap.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p178_650.jpg" width="650" height="474" alt="I wish you would come to my birthday party!" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a funny rabbit!" cried the little girl as she looked
-at the bunny gentleman all dressed, as he always was when he
-went to look for an adventure. "He looks just like a picture on
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>an Easter card!" laughed the little girl. "I wish I had him at
-my party!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I wish she'd take this trap off my paw!" thought Uncle
-Wiggily, though of course he could say nothing, however much
-he could hear.</p>
-
-<p>Then the little girl looked down among the leaves and saw
-where the trap pinched Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you poor bunny rabbit!" she cried. "I'll set you loose."</p>
-
-<p>Very gently she pressed her foot on the spring of the trap, to
-open it. And when the jaws were opened Uncle Wiggily could
-lift out his paw, which he did. He hopped a little way over the
-dried leaves, limping a bit, for the pinching trap had pained
-him. Then, coming to a stop on a smooth, grassy place, the
-bunny leaned on his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch and, taking off his tall silk hat, he made a low and polite
-bow to the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you for having done me a great favor!" said Uncle
-Wiggily in animal talk. "I wish I could do one for you!"</p>
-
-<p>But of course the little girl could not understand this bunny
-language, so she only laughed and said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a dear, funny bunny! With a tall hat and everything!
-I wish you would come to my birthday party! I'm going
-to have a cake with ten lighted candles on!"</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, I'd like to come, but it is out of the question,"
-answered Uncle Wiggily in his own talk. Then, with another
-low and polite bow, he hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>The little girl picked up the things she had bought at the store
-and went home.</p>
-
-<p>"You'll never guess what I saw in the woods," she told her
-mother. <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
-"A bunny rabbit, all dressed in a black coat and red
-trousers, was caught in a trap, and I set him free!"</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense!" laughed Mother. "Whoever heard of a rabbit
-like that? You are so excited about your birthday cake that
-you were dreaming, I think!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no, Mother! I didn't dream!" said the little girl.
-"Really I didn't!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, never mind. Now we'll make your birthday cake,"
-answered Mother.</p>
-
-<p>The birthday cake was mixed and baked in the oven, and on
-top was spread pink frosting.</p>
-
-<p>"We'll put the candles on to-morrow, when you have your
-party," Mother told the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>To-morrow came, after a night in which Cora Janet, which
-was the little girl's name, had dreamed about riding in an airship,
-with a bunny gentleman dressed up like a soldier. In the
-afternoon many boys and girls came to Cora Janet's birthday
-party.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, how lovely everything is!" exclaimed a little boy, when
-he was given his second dish of ice cream.</p>
-
-<p>"Wait until you see my birthday cake with ten candles on!"
-whispered Cora Janet.</p>
-
-<p>When it was almost time to bring on the lighted cake, Mother
-called Cora Janet out into the kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you get the candles, Cora?" Mother asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, no!" the little girl answered. "I&mdash;I thought we had
-candles!"</p>
-
-<p>"And I thought I told you to get them," Mother went on.
-"There isn't one in the house! I've looked everywhere. Never
-mind,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
-perhaps I can borrow some next door. Go back to your
-friends."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I do hope you can get candles!" sighed Cora Janet. "A
-birthday cake without candles will hardly be right!"</p>
-
-<p>Mother asked the lady who lived next door, on one side, if
-she had any candles.</p>
-
-<p>"Not a one, I'm sorry to say," was the answer.</p>
-
-<p>Then Mother asked the lady on the other side.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I never use candles," this lady replied, coming out on
-her back stoop to talk over the fence to Cora Janet's mother.
-"I'm so sorry!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I guess they'll have to eat the cake without any birthday
-candles on," said Mother. "Cora Janet will be so disappointed,
-too, as she is such an imaginative child! Just fancy,
-Mrs. Blake, she came home yesterday, and told about helping
-out of a trap an old rabbit gentleman, with a tall silk hat!"</p>
-
-<p>"The idea! She must have dreamed it!" said Mrs. Blake.</p>
-
-<p>"No, she didn't dream it! That really happened!" said
-Uncle Wiggily to himself, who was just then hopping through
-the fields back of the house where Cora Janet lived. "So this is
-her home, is it?" went on the bunny gentleman to himself.
-"And she hasn't any candles for her birthday cake! Too bad!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily had hopped along just in time to hear Cora
-Janet's mother asking for candles of the neighbors.</p>
-
-<p>"It's so late that all the stores are closed," went on Mrs.
-Blake, "or I'd go get some candles for Cora."</p>
-
-<p>"Never mind," spoke Mother. "She will have to bear her
-disappointment as best she can."</p>
-
-<p>"No! That must not be!" said Uncle Wiggily to himself.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span>
-"I cannot give her real candles, but I can leave on her steps some
-slivers of the pine tree. They have in them pitch, tar and resin
-and will burn almost like candles. When I was a rabbit boy
-I often lighted these pine-tree candles."</p>
-
-<p>Not far away were the woods, and, hopping across the field
-in the dusk of the evening, Uncle Wiggily, with his sharp teeth,
-soon gnawed off some pine-knot splinters from one of the trees.
-In olden times, when there were no electric or kerosene lamps,
-children used to study their lessons in front of the fireplaces, by
-these pine knots.</p>
-
-<p>"These will do for birthday-cake candles," whispered Uncle
-Wiggily, as he hopped back to Cora Janet's house with a paw
-full of the pine knots. He put them on the stoop, and then, with
-his hind paws, he kicked some gravel from the front walk up
-against the dining-room windows.</p>
-
-<p>"What's that?" asked Cora Janet, as she heard the noise.</p>
-
-<p>"Some bad boys playing tick-tack," said one of the girls at the
-party. "They're playing tricks because they weren't asked."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll see who it is," spoke Mother.</p>
-
-<p>She went out on the porch. There she saw the pile of pine
-knot slivers. Having lived in the country when she was a girl,
-Mother knew that these bits of wood could be used for candles.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, now I can make the birthday cake blaze most brightly!"
-exclaimed Mother. Into the house she hurried. She stuck ten
-pine-knot slivers on the cake, for Uncle Wiggily had left a full
-dozen, not knowing exactly how old Cora Janet was. Then,
-when the pine knots were lighted, Mother carried the cake into
-the room where the boys and girls were wishing Cora Janet many
-happy returns for her birthday.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
-"Oh, where did you get the candles?" asked Cora.</p>
-
-<p>"I guess the rabbit you dreamed you saw must have left
-them," answered Mother, in fun, of course, for she never
-thought that really could happen.</p>
-
-<p>"Dream-candles or not, they are lovely!" murmured the little
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>And everyone at the party said the same thing.</p>
-
-<p>They watched Cora Janet as, one by one, she blew out the
-pine candles on her birthday cake. And when the last one flickered
-away, the cake was cut amid the joyous laughter of the
-boys and girls.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm glad I could do her a favor," said the bunny rabbit
-to himself, as hidden under the lilac bush, he heard and
-saw all that went on. "I shall always love Cora Janet!"</p>
-
-<p>And he did.</p>
-
-<p>So if the needle doesn't wink its eye when it sits on the sewing-machine
-to read the paper of pins, I'll tell you next about
-Uncle Wiggily and the New Year's horn.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXVII" id="XXVII">STORY XXVII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE NEW YEAR'S HORN</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Christmas had come and gone, and the next holiday for the
-boys and girls who lived in the village outside of Uncle Wiggily's
-forest was to be New Year's Day. I call it Uncle Wiggily's
-forest for on one edge of it the bunny rabbit gentleman
-had built himself a hollow stump bungalow. There he lived
-with Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, his muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>On the farther side of the wood was the village where many
-real boys and girls had their homes. To them, as I say, Christmas
-had come and gone, bringing to most of them presents which
-they liked very much.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to have a lot of fun on New Year's," said one boy
-to another as they were coasting on the hill the last day of the old
-year.</p>
-
-<p>"What are you going to do?" asked the other boy.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to blow the Old Year out and the New Year in,"
-was the answer.</p>
-
-<p>"Gracious me sakes alive!" thought Uncle Wiggily Longears,
-the bunny rabbit gentleman, who happened to be resting
-under a bush near where the boys were coasting down hill. "I
-hope he doesn't blow the Old Year so far away that the New
-Year will be afraid to come in," said Mr. Longears to himself.
-Then he listened again, for the boys were talking further.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
-"How you going to blow?" one lad wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p>"With my Christmas horn," was the answer. "I got a dandy
-horn for Christmas. To-night is New Year's eve. My father
-said I could stay up late. At twelve o'clock the Old Year goes
-away and the New Year comes, and we're going to have a party
-at our house, and I'm going to blow my horn like anything!"</p>
-
-<p>"So'm I," said several other boys.</p>
-
-<p>"Where does the Old Year go when you blow it away?"
-asked a lad who had red hair and freckles.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't know," answered the boy who had first talked
-of his Christmas horn. "It just goes&mdash;that's all! It disappears
-same as the hole in a doughnut when you eat it."</p>
-
-<p>"You don't eat the <i>hole</i>!" declared another boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you eat all around it," was the answer, "and then
-there isn't any hole any more. It's the same with the Old Year.
-After twelve o'clock on December 31 there isn't any Old Year
-any more. It's January the first, and it's the New Year. I'm
-going to blow my horn loud! All the fellows are!"</p>
-
-<p>"We will, too!" cried the rest of the boys.</p>
-
-<p>But one lad, who had a clumsy, home-made sled on the hill,
-did not say he was going to blow the New Year in. He turned
-away as the other lads talked of their coming fun. Someone
-asked him:</p>
-
-<p>"Are you going to watch the Old Year out, Jimmy?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, I guess not," was the answer. "I'm going to sleep."</p>
-
-<p>"The noise will wake you up," someone suggested.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, then I'll go to sleep again," was the answer.</p>
-
-<p>"I guess the reason Jimmy won't blow the Old Year out and
-the New Year in is because he hasn't any horn," said a boy with
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
-a fine new blue sled. "He didn't get hardly anything for
-Christmas."</p>
-
-<p>"That's too bad!" softly spoke the lad who had first mentioned
-about blowing in the New Year. "Maybe I can find an
-old horn at my house, and I'll take it to him. If I could find
-two I'd take another to his sister. But I don't believe I can."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, won't we have fun, blowing the New Year in?" cried
-the boys, as they walked to the top of the hill so they might
-coast down. But Jimmy did not join in the joyous shout. He
-was a poor boy, and, as the others had said, he had not found
-much in his stocking at Christmas. Certainly there was no bright
-tooting horn!</p>
-
-<p>"This is too bad!" thought Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped back
-to his hollow stump bungalow, after the coasting boys were out
-of the way so they would not see him. "I wonder how I could
-get a New Year's horn for that poor boy?"</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman was wondering about this, but he could
-not seem to think of any plan, when, as he was about to hop up
-his bungalow steps, he saw Billie Wagtail, the goat boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" bleated Billie. "See my new horns!"</p>
-
-<p>"Your new horns!" exclaimed Mr. Longears, turning toward
-the goat chap. "Are you going to blow the New Year in, also?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but not with these horns," went on Billie. "I mean,
-see the new horns on my head. I was ill, you know, and my old
-horns dropped off, and now I have these new ones," and he shook
-his head, on which were two long, curving sharp horns. "I'm
-going to blow the New Year in," bleated the boy goat, "but not
-on my head horns; on my Christmas tin horn."</p>
-
-<p>"That's more than one boy whom I know about is going to
-do,"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
-said Uncle Wiggily a little sadly. Then the bunny gentleman
-had a sudden thought. "Do you s'pose, Billie," he asked
-the goat boy, "that your old horns could be made into blowing
-ones for New Year's?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, yes, I guess so," Billie answered. "But you'd have to
-saw off one end to make a place to blow in. My horns are partly
-hollow and if you blew in the little end, after making a hole
-there, the noise would come out the other end."</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 650px;">
-<img src="images/p187_650.jpg" width="650" height="459" alt="Oh, Uncle Wiggily! bleated Billy. See my new horns!" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Then I know what I can do!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily.
-"Get me your old horns, Billie boy, and I'll fix them up for New
-Year's blowing. I know how to do it!"</p>
-
-<p>The Wagtail goat chap gave the bunny gentleman the old
-horns. Uncle Wiggily took them into his bungalow, and he and
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>
-Nurse Jane washed them clean and polished them. Then, with
-her sharp teeth, the muskrat lady gnawed a little off the small
-end of each horn, so they could be blown through.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily made two wooden whistles and fastened one
-in the small end of each horn.</p>
-
-<p>"Now I'll try it, Janie," he said to Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily blew into the small end of one horn. Out of
-the other end came a sweet tooting sound.</p>
-
-<p>"Hurray!" cried the bunny gentleman. "These will be just
-right for New Year's! I'll take one to the poor boy and one to
-his sister. Then they can celebrate with their friends who have
-regular tin horns."</p>
-
-<p>"It is very kind of you to be so thoughtful," said Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"And it was kind of you to help me make the New Year's
-horns from Billie's old ones," spoke Uncle Wiggily, as he
-skipped along, for it was getting dark and soon the Old Year
-would go away&mdash;like the hole in the doughnut&mdash;and the New
-Year would come, to bring with it Fourth of July, birthdays
-and Christmas.</p>
-
-<p>Up the steps of the house of the poor boy and girl who had
-no New Year's horns to blow hopped Uncle Wiggily. No one
-saw him in the dusk. He placed the horns on the doormat,
-tapped three times with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch on the porch, and then hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>"What was that?" asked the girl of the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll go see," he answered.</p>
-
-<p>The boy opened the door and saw, in the light of the moon,
-which just then came from behind a cloud, the two goat horns
-made into New Year's "tooters."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
-"Oh, hurray!" shouted the boy, as he blew on one of the horns.
-"Now we can send the Old Year on its way and tell the New
-Year how glad we are to see him. Hurray!"</p>
-
-<p>"And I can blow, too!" laughed the girl. "Hurray!"</p>
-
-<p>Her brother gave her the other horn, and when twelve
-o'clock midnight came, the children blew on the tooters as loudly
-as they could. So did all the other boys and girls in the village;
-and the animal boys and girls in their nest-houses and burrows
-also blew on horns and wooden whistles to welcome the New
-Year.</p>
-
-<p>All over the land the bells rang and horns were blown.
-Uncle Wiggily heard them in his hollow stump bungalow, and
-so did Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"Happy New Year!" wished the muskrat lady.</p>
-
-<p>"Happy New Year!" echoed the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>The boy and girl, blowing Billie Wagtail's old horns, danced
-around their father and mother, wishing them a Happy New
-Year also.</p>
-
-<p>"Where did you get the horns?" asked Mother.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I guess Santa Claus dropped them, on his way back to
-the North Pole," answered the boy.</p>
-
-<p>But we know better than that; don't we?</p>
-
-<p>So, after all, everything came out right, and the boy and girl
-were very happy with their queer New Year's horns.</p>
-
-<p>But if the Jumping Jack doesn't tickle the lollypop with the
-sharp end of the ice-cream cone, and make it fall off the stick,
-
-I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily's Thanksgiving.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXVIII" id="XXVIII">STORY XXVIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY'S THANKSGIVING</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>There came, one afternoon, a knock at the door of the hollow
-stump bungalow where Uncle Wiggily Longears lived.</p>
-
-<p>"Do you s'pose that can be the Fuzzy Fox or the Woozie
-Wolf?" anxiously asked Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p>"No," answered the bunny gentleman. "They would not
-dare come boldly up to my bungalow, in broad daylight, though
-if it were night they might come sneaking along, trying to nibble
-my ears. I suppose this may be Sammie or Susie Littletail, or
-Johnnie or Billie Bushytail. I'll let them in."</p>
-
-<p>But when Uncle Wiggily opened the door, in came rushing a
-great big turkey gobbler gentleman. In his bill he carried a
-basket in which set a dish filled with something red.</p>
-
-<p>"I have it, Uncle Wiggily! I have it!" exclaimed the turkey.
-"I picked it up and ran away with it! Now they can't have any
-Thanksgiving and I'll be safe! Shut the door!" he gobbled,
-and setting the basket on the floor he scuttled behind a chair,
-while Nurse Jane and Uncle Wiggily were so surprised they
-hardly knew what to do.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>What</i> in the world have you brought with you, Mr. Gobble
-Obble?" asked the bunny gentleman. Gobble Obble was the
-turkey's name.</p>
-
-<p>"The <i>cranberry sauce</i>," was the answer. "At our house, where
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
-I have been living, they are making a great fuss over Thanksgiving,
-which will happen in a few days. They have been feeding
-me up to fatten me, and every day the Man would come out
-and look at me; though I didn't know what for until I heard the
-children talking about it."</p>
-
-<p>"Talking about what?" Nurse Jane wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Thanksgiving</i>," gobbled the turkey. "This morning I heard
-the cook say: 'That gobbler is fat enough to roast, now. I think
-I'll make the cranberry sauce. It will be Thanksgiving soon!'"</p>
-
-<p>"Then," went on the turkey, "I knew why they had been feeding
-me things to make me fat! You can't imagine how I felt!
-Well, the cook made the cranberry sauce. She put it in a dish
-and set it out on the back steps to cool. I watched my chance,
-picked it up and ran over here. There's the cranberry sauce!"
-and Mr. Gobble Obble pointed to it with one wing.</p>
-
-<p>"But why in the world did you bring away the cranberry
-sauce? What good is that going to do you?" asked Uncle Wiggily,
-very much puzzled by the turkey's queer talk and actions.</p>
-
-<p>"Listen," gobbled the turkey. "I heard one of the children
-say that Thanksgiving wouldn't be Thanksgiving without <i>turkey
-and cranberry sauce</i>! Then, thinks I to myself, if I run
-away, and take the cranberry sauce with me, there will be no
-Thanksgiving, and many poor turkeys will be glad of it."</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, chuckling so hard
-that his pink nose twinkled like a lightning bug on Fourth of
-July.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter?" asked Mr. Gobble Obble. "Won't you
-be good enough to hide me and the cranberry sauce until after
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>
-Thanksgiving? Then I'll be safe."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you may stay here," said the bunny gentleman.
-"But the idea of thinking you can stop Thanksgiving by hiding
-yourself, or the cranberry sauce!"</p>
-
-<p>"Can't I?" asked Mr. Gobble Obble, doubtful-like.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you can't!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "Why,
-Thanksgiving doesn't mean just feasting on turkey, ice cream
-and cranberries!"</p>
-
-<p>"It does at the house I ran away from," said Mr. Gobble
-Obble.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and I suppose it does at many other houses," went on
-the bunny gentleman. "But Thanksgiving is really a time in
-which to be thankful for the things one has had to eat all the
-year&mdash;for that, and other blessings. The Pilgrim Fathers, who
-came over to live among the Indians, were thankful for even a
-little parched corn."</p>
-
-<p>"What are Indians?" asked the turkey, who had never studied
-history.</p>
-
-<p>"Wild men, who wore feathers such as yours," said Nurse
-Jane. "They are Indians."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll tell you about the Indians some day," promised Uncle
-Wiggily. "Now we must talk more about Thanksgiving."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't like to talk about it," sighed Mr. Gobble Obble. "It
-isn't a happy thing for me even to think about, much less talk
-about!"</p>
-
-<p>"But you shouldn't have run away with the cranberry sauce,"
-went on the bunny gentleman. "I'm afraid I shall have to ask
-you to take it back."</p>
-
-<p>"All right&mdash;I will," promised Mr. Gobble Obble. "But I'll
-go after dark,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
-so the cook won't see me. Then I'll come here
-again and stay with you and Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, do," invited the bunny. "Spend Thanksgiving with
-us."</p>
-
-<p>So when it grew dark Mr. Gobble Obble picked up the basket
-of cranberry sauce in his bill, and went over the fields and
-through the woods to the village, where lived the real boys and
-girls and their fathers and mothers. Softly and silently, like the
-shadow of a feathered Indian, the turkey made his way to the
-back stoop. There he set down the cranberry sauce and
-scuttled over to Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow again.</p>
-
-<p>Days and nights came and went, and then it was Thanksgiving.</p>
-
-<p>"Very lucky am I to live to see this day," gobbled the turkey
-as he ate breakfast with Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane. "If
-I hadn't run away with the cranberry sauce I'd be roasting in
-the oven now!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm glad you aren't," spoke the bunny. "Though of
-course it wasn't right for you to take the cranberry sauce."</p>
-
-<p>"They'll have that for Thanksgiving, anyhow," remarked
-Nurse Jane. "But now, Wiggy," she went on, "if I get the
-baskets ready, will you start out with them?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy," answered the bunny gentleman,
-twinkling his pink nose.</p>
-
-<p>"What baskets are you speaking of?" asked Mr. Gobble
-Obble, as he saw the muskrat lady putting carrot cakes, turnip
-flopovers and lettuce sandwiches up in little bundles.</p>
-
-<p>"These are for the poor folk of animal land," answered Uncle
-Wiggily. "Each year, at Thanksgiving, Nurse Jane puts up a
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
-good dinner for them, and I take the baskets around in my automobile."</p>
-
-<p>"How nice!" gobbled the turkey. "May I help? I'm so
-thankful for not being in the oven, that I'd like to make some
-one else thankful too, if I could."</p>
-
-<p>"That's the idea!" cried the bunny. "Yes, come along, Mr.
-Gobble Obble!"</p>
-
-<p>Soon the bunny gentleman had filled his automobile with
-baskets of good things packed by Nurse Jane. Over the fields
-and through the woods rode Uncle Wiggily and the turkey gentleman,
-and many a poor animal family was the happier for
-Uncle Wiggily's visit.</p>
-
-<p>And at last, when the final basket had been left, and Uncle
-Wiggily and the turkey were on their way back to the bungalow,
-out from behind a bush jumped the bad old Fuzzy Fox.</p>
-
-<p>"I want to nibble Uncle Wiggily's ears for my Thanksgiving
-dinner!" howled the Fox. "I want ears to nibble!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you can't&mdash;not to-day!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, and
-he made the auto go so fast that the Fox was left far, far behind.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho!" gobbled the turkey as they came within sight of the
-stump bungalow. "This ride will give us a good appetite for
-the Thanksgiving dinner."</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed it will!" laughed the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>But when they went inside, and met Nurse Jane, the muskrat
-lady looked at them in such a queer way that Uncle Wiggily
-asked:</p>
-
-<p>"What is the matter, Miss Fuzz Wuzz?" (He sometimes
-called her that in fun.) "Has anything happened?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>
-"Yes, Uncle Wiggily, there has," sadly answered the muskrat
-lady housekeeper. "I will not keep it from you!"</p>
-
-<p>"Have&mdash;have they come after me?" asked the turkey in a
-faint and far-off voice. "Have they?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, no," said Nurse Jane. "But by mistake I packed up
-everything in the house to eat in those Thanksgiving baskets,
-Uncle Wiggily! I didn't save out a thing for ourselves, and
-what to do about your Thanksgiving dinner I don't know! I'm
-so sorry&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Tut! Tut! Never mind," broke in Uncle Wiggily kindly.
-"I dare say we shall find something to nibble on. A couple of
-carrots will do me."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I have <i>those</i>," Nurse Jane said, "and a little corn."</p>
-
-<p>"I love corn!" gobbled the turkey.</p>
-
-<p>"I can eat it myself," the muskrat lady declared. "So if you
-can put up with that for Thanksgiving, we'll eat!"</p>
-
-<p>Then they sat down to the corn and carrots, and Uncle Wiggily
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"I'm thankful I could make the auto go so fast that we ran
-away from the fox."</p>
-
-<p>"So am I," agreed the gobbler. "And I'm thankful I'm here
-sitting up to the dining table, instead of being nicely roasted on
-<i>top</i> of it! And I'm thankful I could help you feed the poor
-animal families."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm thankful," spoke Nurse Jane, "because you two gentlemen
-didn't scold and make a fuss when you found what a mistake
-I'd made about the dinner."</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Then we are <i>all</i>
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>
-thankful, and there could not possibly be a better Thanksgiving
-than this!"</p>
-
-<p>So they ate the corn and carrots and were very happy. And
-if the jumping jack doesn't waggle his tail like a skyrocket and
-knock over the milk bottles so they think they're roller skates
-and slide down the back stoop, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily and the circus.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXIX" id="XXIX">STORY XXIX</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AT THE CIRCUS</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Jackie Bow Wow, the little puppy dog boy, came running
-up to Uncle Wiggily one morning, so excited that he barked
-three times and fell down twice, stubbing his toe over a lollypop
-stick on the path.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "What you think?
-There's pictures of elephants, and tigers and lions and camels!
-There's a man putting up a big tent! There are red wagons and
-golden chariots, and blue wagons and one that plays funny
-tunes!"</p>
-
-<p>"And there's a man with his face all painted red, white and
-blue, just like your rheumatism crutch!" barked Peetie Bow
-Wow, the other little puppy dog chap, as he ran up wagging his
-tail. "And there's popcorn, peanuts and pink lemonade! Wuff!
-Wuff!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's it all about?" asked the bunny rabbit gentleman, as
-he sat down on the steps of his hollow stump bungalow, while
-the puppy dog boys caught their breaths, which had nearly run
-away from them.</p>
-
-<p>"It's a circus!" cried Jackie and Peetie just like twins, which
-they almost were. "A real circus!"</p>
-
-<p>"A circus!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "That's nice! Do
-you mean it is the kind you animal boys sometimes get up;
-where you charge two pins to get in and three pins for a seat?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
-"Oh, no! It's a regular man-circus, that real boys and girls
-go to see!" barked Jackie.</p>
-
-<p>"It's like the kind we once ran away and joined, where we
-learned to do jumping, to turn somersaults and other tricks,"
-explained Peetie.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if it's that kind of a circus," spoke Uncle Wiggily,
-"we needn't bother our heads about it. We animal folk can't
-go to any real circus, you know!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but that's what we came to see you for!" whined Jackie.
-"We want you to take us to the circus!"</p>
-
-<p>"Take you to the circus!" cried Uncle Wiggily. "Why, the
-very idea! How would an old rabbit gentleman and two funny
-puppy dog boys look walking into a real circus? The men would
-think we belonged to it, and had somehow gotten out of our
-cages. They'd shut us up behind the iron bars, as the lions and
-tigers are kept. Take you two to the circus! Oh, no! It
-couldn't be thought of!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" sighed Jackie.</p>
-
-<p>"We told the others that you'd take us," softly barked Peetie.</p>
-
-<p>"What others?" Uncle Wiggily wanted to know, curious
-like.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Sammie and Susie Littletail, Johnnie and Billie Bushytail,
-Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, and a lot of the
-animal boys and girls," went on Peetie. "We were over on the
-edge of the woods, looking at the circus men put up the tent and
-the colored posters, and we all thought you'd take us."</p>
-
-<p>"Baby Bunty will be so disappointed!" said Jackie.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose serious like and
-thoughtful.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
-"Hum! Circus!" murmured the old rabbit gentleman. "So
-Baby Bunty wants to go, does she? Well, she never saw a circus,
-not even a make-believe one, such as you boys get up. Now
-I don't care for a circus <i>myself</i>&mdash;I've seen too many of 'em. But
-I'll go&mdash;just to take Baby Bunty!"</p>
-
-<p>"And may we come?" asked Jackie, eagerly.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, well, yes, I s'pose so!" slowly answered Mr. Longears.
-"Nurse Jane will say I'm queer; but what matter? A circus
-comes but once a year! Now run along, doggie boys. I'll have
-to think up some way of getting all of you into the circus tent,
-for we can't buy tickets and go in the regular way. The circus
-men wouldn't understand."</p>
-
-<p>Jackie and Peetie were so delighted that they turned somersaults
-all the way across the field as they ran to tell the other
-animal boys and girls. Meanwhile Uncle Wiggily hopped
-along on his red, white and blue twinkling nose&mdash;&mdash;Oh, listen
-to me, would you! I mean his rheumatism crutch. I guess I'm
-getting excited about the circus.</p>
-
-<p>Anyhow Uncle Wiggily hopped across the field to the edge of
-the forest where Jackie and Peetie had said the big show was
-going to be given that afternoon. Surely enough there was the
-large white tent, much larger than the one the camping boys had
-used the time Uncle Wiggily helped dig a rain-water canal for
-the lads, so they would have dry beds to sleep in.</p>
-
-<p>There was the circus tent!</p>
-
-<p>And there were red, green, yellow, blue and purple posters
-showing pictures of lions, tigers, camels, elephants and all such
-wild animals.</p>
-
-<p>"It's a regular circus surely enough," said Uncle Wiggily to
-himself.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
-"But how am I going to get in with the animal boys
-and girls? I can't go up to the wagon and buy tickets, much as
-I'd like to. I can't speak man-talk, though I can understand it.
-How can I get in?"</p>
-
-<p>Just then Uncle Wiggily saw two real boys slowly walking
-around outside the big tent. They seemed to be looking for
-something.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 640px;">
-<img src="images/p200_650.jpg" width="640" height="411" alt="It's a circus, surely enough, said Uncle Wiggily." />
-</div>
-
-<p>"I hope they haven't lost their ticket money," thought the
-bunny. One boy said to the other:</p>
-
-<p>"Here's a good place to get in!"</p>
-
-<p>"All right! Crawl under!" exclaimed the other.</p>
-
-<p>Then those two boys suddenly crawled under the circus tent,
-because they had no money to buy tickets. Uncle Wiggily
-watched them.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>
-"Why! The idea!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "What a way
-to get in! Why&mdash;I have it! That's how I can get in with the
-animal children! I can crawl under the tent! Of course I
-wouldn't do it that way if I could buy them tickets, and get in
-the regular way. But I can't&mdash;the ticket man wouldn't understand
-if I hopped up with green or yellow leaf money. Crawling
-under the tent is the only way."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped back to the woods where he had built
-his hollow stump bungalow. The animal children were gathered
-about waiting for him.</p>
-
-<p>"Come on. It's time to start!" said Susie Littletail, who had
-on her best hat made of green ferns.</p>
-
-<p>"Where are you going, Wiggy?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, as she saw the bunny gentleman starting off at the head
-of the procession of animal boys and girls.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm just going to take Baby Bunty to the circus," said
-Mr. Longears, holding the littlest rabbit girl by her paw.</p>
-
-<p>"Are you sure you aren't going for <i>yourself</i>?" asked Nurse
-Jane with a laugh.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course not!" exclaimed the bunny. "The idea!"</p>
-
-<p>On he hopped with the animal children, and when they came
-near to the edge of the woods, where the circus tent gleamed
-white amid the green trees, Uncle Wiggily said:</p>
-
-<p>"Wait here, children, until I hop ahead and see if everything
-is all right."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny, hiding behind a bush, looked across a little field
-at the tent. He saw two more boys walk softly up and try to
-crawl under the white canvas, but all at once a man with a big
-club rushed up, drove away the boys, and cried:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
-"No, you don't! You can't get in this circus that way!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" thought Uncle Wiggily. "If men are on guard
-to keep boys from crawling under the tent, they won't let me in
-with the animal children! What can I do? Baby Bunty will be
-so disappointed! Ha! I know! I'll start here in this field,
-and dig a burrow, or tunnel under ground. I'll slant it down
-until I'm beneath the tent, and then I'll slant it up, so when we
-come out we'll be inside the tent. In that way the men with
-clubs will not see us!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily hopped back to the waiting animal children.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll have to dig a tunnel-burrow to get you into the circus,"
-said the bunny. "Stay here and keep quiet!"</p>
-
-<p>Starting in the field, behind the bushes and a little way from
-the circus tent, Uncle Wiggily began to dig. He was a fast
-worker, and soon he had dug the burrow all the way through.</p>
-
-<p>He came out inside the circus tent, beneath the rows of seats
-on which were perched many boys, girls and grown folk watching
-the funny clowns, listening to the band, seeing the men on
-the high trapeze bars and looking at the horses.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! The circus is just beginning!" said Uncle Wiggily to
-himself, as the big bass drum boomed out: "Zoom! Zoom!"</p>
-
-<p>He crawled back through the burrow and got the animal children
-in line.</p>
-
-<p>"Forward march!" cried Uncle Wiggily, and through the underground
-burrow crawled the rabbits, squirrels, puppy dogs,
-pussy cats, chickens, ducks, guinea pigs and all the smaller animal
-friends of the rabbit gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>They were not seen by the men with clubs, because they
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
-crawled beneath the tent far below the ground. Then they
-came up inside the circus, under the high tier of seats.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, isn't it wonderful!" cried Baby Bunty, keeping hold of
-Uncle Wiggily's paw.</p>
-
-<p>"Hush!" whispered the rabbit gentleman. "Don't let the
-people up above know we're down here or they might chase us
-out!"</p>
-
-<p>So there sat Mr. Longears and his little friends, having a fine
-view of the circus almost from start to finish. And the people
-sitting on the seats above dropped peanuts and kernels of popcorn
-which the animal children picked up and ate. The only
-thing they didn't have was pink lemonade, but perhaps that was
-not good for them.</p>
-
-<p>And at last, when the band began to play like anything, and
-the horses and elephants raced around the big ring, Uncle Wiggily
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"Come, now. The circus is ended. We had better get out
-before the crowd starts or we may be stepped on. Did you like
-it, Baby Bunty?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it was the most wonderful thing I ever saw!" sighed the
-little rabbit girl. "Thank you, ever so much!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and we thank you also, Uncle Wiggily," called the
-other animal children.</p>
-
-<p>Then they crawled down through the burrow again, outside
-the tent and came into the woods, through which they scampered
-to their different homes. But they had been to the circus!</p>
-
-<p>And if the window curtain doesn't roll up so fast that it flies
-to the top of the ceiling, taking the gold fish with it, you shall
-next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the lion.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXX" id="XXX">STORY XXX</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE LION</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggily was hopping through
-the woods, he heard a roaring sound, coming, it seemed, from a
-distant clump of trees.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho!" exclaimed the bunny rabbit gentleman. "That's
-thunder! I suppose we are going to have a storm. I didn't
-bring my umbrella, but I can find a large toadstool, or mushroom.
-That will do as well."</p>
-
-<p>The animal folk often use toadstools for umbrellas, you know,
-and Uncle Wiggily had done this more than once. The bunny
-hopped on a little farther, and the roaring, rumbling sound
-boomed out again.</p>
-
-<p>"The thunder is coming nearer," thought Mr. Longears. "I
-had better hurry if I am going to pick a toadstool umbrella!"</p>
-
-<p>He limped on his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch over toward a large mushroom (which, of course, isn't
-the same as a toadstool, though they look alike), and Uncle
-Wiggily was just breaking off the stem, so he would not get wet
-in the thunder shower, when, all of a sudden, a loud voice
-asked:</p>
-
-<p>"Can you please tell me where the circus went to?"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily turned so quickly that he nearly lost the
-twinkle from the end of his pink nose. For the voice that spoke
-was almost as loud as thunder.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
-"Was that you making the noise like a storm?" asked the
-bunny as he saw a large yellow creature, with a great head, surrounded
-by a fluffy mane, and a tail on the end of which was a
-bunch of hair.</p>
-
-<p>"It was," answered the big animal. "I'll try to speak more
-gently if it hurts your ears. But, naturally, I have a loud voice,
-being a lion, you know."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I knew you were a lion. I remember seeing you in the
-circus," spoke the bunny gentleman, who was not at all afraid.
-"But tell me, why aren't you with the show now?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because I ran away," the lion answered. "I got tired of
-being shut up in my cage all the while, and, when the man left
-the iron door open I slipped out. I've been hiding in the woods
-ever since; but it is not as much fun as I thought it would be.
-Now I wish I could go back to the circus. Can you please tell
-me where it is?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am sorry to say I cannot," Uncle Wiggily answered. "But
-if you will come with me to my hollow stump bungalow&mdash;not
-that you can get inside, for you are too large&mdash;why, perhaps
-Nurse Jane may know where your circus is. She knows nearly
-everything."</p>
-
-<p>"Who is Nurse Jane?" asked the lion.</p>
-
-<p>"She is Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, my muskrat lady housekeeper,"
-replied the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"A rat, is she?" went on the lion. "I don't know much about
-rats, but once a mouse gnawed the ropes, when I was caught in
-a net, and set me free&mdash;that was before I joined the circus."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, a muskrat is something like a big mouse," said Uncle
-Wiggily, "so I think you will like Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
-"I'm sure I shall," the lion rumbled, trying to make his voice
-soft and gentle.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, then," went on Uncle Wiggily, "please come along
-with me, and I'll try to find the circus for you. Nurse Jane
-may know where it moved to, or some of the animal boys and
-girls may tell us."</p>
-
-<p>So Uncle Wiggily hopped through the woods, the lion stalking
-along beside him, and soon they reached the hollow stump
-bungalow of the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Nurse Jane! Nurse Jane!" called Mr. Longears. "I have
-brought home a friend with me!"</p>
-
-<p>"Not to dinner, I hope, Wiggy," remarked Miss Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, from inside the bungalow. "I have a dreadful headache!
-I haven't been able to wash the breakfast dishes yet, and
-as for making the beds, and dusting the furniture&mdash;it is out of
-the question! So if you want dinner&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Please tell her not to bother," whispered the lion. "I am
-not hungry and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Is that thunder?" asked the muskrat lady, thrusting her
-head, tied up in a wet towel, from her bedroom window.</p>
-
-<p>And when the muskrat lady saw the big lion she screamed.</p>
-
-<p>"Pray do not be frightened, my dear Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy,"
-the lion said. "I just came with Uncle Wiggily to inquire where
-I might find the circus, from which I foolishly ran away. But
-I'll toddle on, and not bother you, since you are ill."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it isn't really any bother," spoke the muskrat lady. "I
-could get you a cup of tea. It was only your loud voice that
-startled me."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sorry," rumbled the lion, as gently as he could. "I'm
-afraid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
- my voice is rather louder than the purr of a pussy cat.
-But I can't help it."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, of course not!" agreed Nurse Jane. "I wish I could ask
-you in, but our bungalow was not made for lions."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll come in and get him something he can eat outside,"
-offered Uncle Wiggily. "By that time some of the animal boys
-or girls, who know where the circus went, may come along, since
-you don't know, Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 611px;">
-<img src="images/p207_640.jpg" width="611" height="441" alt="He ate nearly all the bungalow" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"No, I am sorry to say I don't know," spoke the muskrat lady,
-as she went back to bed with her headache.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily took some carrot soup and some lettuce tea
-out to the lion, but though the tawny creature said he was not
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
-hungry, he ate nearly all there was in the bungalow, for his
-appetite was much larger than that of the muskrat lady or Mr.
-Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"And now I would like to do you and Nurse Jane a favor,"
-went on the circus chap, licking the soup off his whiskers with
-his red tongue. "Couldn't I help wash the dishes or make the
-beds?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid not!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, thinking how
-funny it would look to see a lion making a rabbit's bed.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I suppose I am too large to get in the bungalow," went
-on the roaring chap, in as gentle a voice as he could make come
-from his throat. "But I know one way in which I can help!"</p>
-
-<p>"How?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"With my tail," said the lion. "That isn't too large to put
-through one of your windows. And on the end of my tail is a
-tuft of fluffy hair, just like a dusting brush. Please let me stick
-my tail in through the different windows. Then I can switch it
-around, and dust the furniture for Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you think you can?" asked the bunny, doubtful like.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course!" said the lion. "True, I never before have dusted
-furniture in a bunny's hollow stump bungalow, but that is no
-reason for not trying. Please give me a chance!"</p>
-
-<p>So Uncle Wiggily opened all the windows. The lion backed
-up, and thrust his tail first in one and then in another. When
-his tail was in the parlor he switched it around&mdash;I mean he
-switched his tail around&mdash;and the fluffy tuft of hair on the end
-knocked all the dust off the chairs, table and piano. Soon the
-parlor was as nicely dusted as Nurse Jane could have done it
-herself.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span>
-In this way, with his tail, the lion dusted all the rooms in the
-bungalow, even the one where Nurse Jane was lying down with
-a headache. And when the muskrat lady saw the lion's fluffy
-tail switching around on her chairs in such a funny way, she
-laughed, and then, in a little while, her headache was all better.</p>
-
-<p>"You certainly are a good houseworker," said the muskrat
-lady as she got up and drank a cup of tea. "And you have done
-me a great favor."</p>
-
-<p>"Pray do not mention it," spoke the lion politely as he flapped
-his tail in the air to rid it of dust. "It was a pleasure!"</p>
-
-<p>Then along came Jacko Kinkytail, the monkey boy, and he
-said the circus had moved on to a town about ten miles away.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you! I'll travel there and get back in my cage,"
-rumbled the lion. Then, with a polite bow to Nurse Jane and
-Mr. Longears, the tawny, yellow chap with the big voice walked
-away through the forest. And every time the muskrat lady
-thought of the lion thrusting his tail in through the window to
-dust the furniture she had to laugh.</p>
-
-<p>Now would you like to hear a story about Uncle Wiggily and
-the tiger? Well, you may if the scrubbing brush doesn't take
-the cake of soap out to the washrag's party and forget to bring
-it back for the bathtub to play ball with.</p>
-
-<div class="chap" >
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXI" id="XXXI">STORY XXXI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE TIGER</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Uncle Wiggily! Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" called a voice after
-the rabbit gentleman, as he was hopping away from his hollow
-stump bungalow one morning.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter now?" inquired the bunny, turning
-around so quickly that his tall silk hat nearly slipped down over
-his pink, twinkling nose. "Does the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy
-Fox wish to nibble my ears?"</p>
-
-<p>"I hope not!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper,
-for she it was who had called. "But will you please
-take my scissors with you, Uncle Wiggily?"</p>
-
-<p>"Take your scissors? What for?" asked Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"To have them sharpened," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-"They are so dull I can hardly cut anything, and I want to cut
-some linen up into new sheets and pillow cases. Take my scissors
-along with you, Wiggy dear, and have them made good and
-sharp."</p>
-
-<p>"I will," promised the bunny rabbit gentleman. Then, wrapping
-the dull scissors in a grape-vine leaf, Uncle Wiggily put
-them in the top of his tall silk hat, and set the hat on his head.</p>
-
-<p>"Why do you put them there?" asked Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"So I'll remember them," the rabbit gentleman answered.
-"If I put them in my pocket I'd forget them. But now, if I
-meet Mrs. Twistytail, the pig lady, or Mrs. Wibblewobble, the
-duck lady,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>
-and bow to them, I'll take off my hat. Out will slide
-the scissors, and then I'll remember that I am to get them
-sharpened."</p>
-
-<p>"That's a good idea," said Nurse Jane. "Now don't forget
-to bring them back to me good and sharp. If you don't I can't
-cut up into sheets and pillow cases the new linen I have bought."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll not forget," promised the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>He hopped on and on through the woods, and he had not gone
-very far before, all of a sudden, he heard a growling, rumbling-umbling
-noise, a little like far-off thunder.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder if that can be the lion again?" thought Uncle Wiggily.
-"Perhaps he couldn't find the circus and he has come back
-to dust more furniture for Nurse Jane with the end of his tail
-stuck through a window in the bungalow."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked through the forest, but he saw no
-tawny lion. Instead he saw, limping toward him, a beast almost
-as big as the lion, but with a beautiful black and yellow
-striped coat.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho! Mr. Tiger&mdash;the one I saw when I went to the circus
-with Baby Bunty!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "This is a
-tiger!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I am the striped tiger," answered the other animal.
-"And, oh, what trouble I am in!"</p>
-
-<p>"What is the matter?" kindly asked the rabbit gentleman,
-for he could see that the tiger was limping and in pain.</p>
-
-<p>"I ran a thorn in my foot," went on the black and yellow fellow,
-"and my eyes are so poor I can't see to pull it out."</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps I can," Uncle Wiggily said. "I have strong
-glasses."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>
-So the bunny gentleman looked through his spectacles, and
-soon saw the thorn that was in the tiger's foot. It did not take
-Uncle Wiggily long to pull it out.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, thank you, so much!" growled the tiger, though not in a
-cross voice. "It serves me right, I suppose, for having run away
-from the circus."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you run away, too, as the lion did?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," answered the striped beast, "we ran away together&mdash;the
-lion, some other animals and myself. But now I'd be glad
-to run back again."</p>
-
-<p>"The lion was," said Uncle Wiggily. "He was very glad to
-go back."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't tell me you have met <i>him</i>!" exclaimed the tiger.
-"Where is he?"</p>
-
-<p>"He started back yesterday, after stopping at my bungalow
-and helping Nurse Jane dust the furniture with his tail through
-the windows," the bunny answered.</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'm going back, too!" declared the tiger. "It isn't as
-much fun roaming by yourself through the woods as I thought
-it would be. I'm going back!"</p>
-
-<p>"Before you start," kindly suggested Uncle Wiggily, "please
-come to my bungalow with me."</p>
-
-<p>"Does more furniture need dusting?" asked the tiger, laughing.
-"I have no fluffy tuft on the end of my tail, as has the
-lion."</p>
-
-<p>"It isn't that," the bunny answered. "But I would like to
-have Nurse Jane put some salve on the place where the thorn
-ran in your paw, and also wrap it up in a rag."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span>
-"That would be very nice," spoke the tiger. "Right gladly
-will I come with you."</p>
-
-<p>So he limped through the forest with the bunny gentleman,
-and soon they came to the hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"More company for you, Nurse Jane!" called the jolly rabbit
-uncle.</p>
-
-<p>"That's nice," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "Oh, you're a
-tiger, aren't you?" she went on, as she saw the striped beast.</p>
-
-<p>"And he has a sore paw," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "Will you
-put salve on it for him, Nurse Jane?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," answered the muskrat lady. And when the
-tiger's sore paw was nicely wrapped in a clean rag, he started off
-through the woods to find the circus.</p>
-
-<p>"Good-bye, and come again," invited Uncle Wiggily, making
-a low and polite bow with his tall silk hat.</p>
-
-<p>"I will," promised the tiger. And then the bunny suddenly
-exclaimed:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, your scissors, Nurse Jane! I forgot all about getting
-them sharpened," and he picked them up from where they had
-fallen when he took off his hat.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! That's too bad!" said the muskrat lady. "And
-I wanted to cut the linen in strips to make sheets and pillow
-cases. Now it is so late I'm afraid the sharpening place will be
-closed."</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps I can help," said the tiger, turning back.</p>
-
-<p>"Can you sharpen scissors?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"No," was the answer, "but my claws are sharper than any
-scissors you ever saw. If you and Nurse Jane will hold the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
-cloth, I will cut it into strips for you with my sharp claws. I
-don't need to use my sore paw. I'll take my other one."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that will be very kind of you," said Nurse Jane. "I forgot
-that tigers have sharp claws."</p>
-
-<p>So the muskrat lady and the rabbit gentleman held the linen
-cloth in front of the tiger, and with his claws he cut and slashed
-it into just the shapes Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy needed for making
-sheets and pillow cases.</p>
-
-<p>"I am very glad I could do you this favor," the tiger said,
-when all the linen was cut.</p>
-
-<p>"So am I," spoke Uncle Wiggily, "for if you hadn't been
-here to use your claws, Nurse Jane would not have forgiven me
-for not remembering to get the scissors sharpened. Good-bye!"</p>
-
-<p>"Good-bye!" echoed the tiger, as he walked on to find the
-circus. And that night he slept in his cage again.</p>
-
-<p>So if the doorknob doesn't try to crawl through the keyhole
-to play bean bag with the rice pudding in the gas stove oven, I'll
-tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the elephant.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXII" id="XXXII">STORY XXXII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE ELEPHANT</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"Matches, Uncle Wiggily! Matches!" cried Nurse Jane
-Fuzzy Wuzzy one morning, as the bunny rabbit gentleman was
-hopping down the forest path, away from his hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"What's that? Patches?" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "Did I
-put on my garden trousers that have patches?" and he tried to
-twist his neck like a corkscrew, so he could look behind him.</p>
-
-<p>"No, I didn't say '<i>patches</i>'!" laughed Nurse Jane. "I said
-<i>matches</i>. Don't forget to bring me some matches to light the
-fire, when you come back from looking for an adventure."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! Matches!" repeated the bunny. "I'll get some for
-you, Nurse Jane."</p>
-
-<p>Over the fields and through the woods hopped the bunny rabbit
-gentleman. He looked here, there and everywhere for an
-adventure, but could not seem to find one. The Woozie Wolf
-nor the Fuzzy Fox did not chase him to nibble his ears. Not
-that Uncle Wiggily wanted them to, but, if they had, that would
-have been an adventure.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, perhaps I shall find one when I come back," said the
-bunny gentleman as he hopped along to the seven and eight
-cent store, where he bought a box of matches.</p>
-
-<p>Carrying these fire-sticks in his paw, Uncle Wiggily was hopping
-through the forest, on his way back to the hollow stump
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span>
-bungalow when, all at once, the bunny gentleman felt the
-ground trembling, and he heard a sound like a big horn being
-blown, and then a loud voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! I can't get it out!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, what can this be?" thought Uncle Wiggily. "That
-horn sounds like the big brass one I heard in the circus. From
-the way the earth shakes I'd say a big automobile truck was
-coming along. And as for someone who can't get something
-out&mdash;well, that sounds like trouble! I'd like to help, but first
-I must see who it is."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily looked through the bushes, and at first he
-thought he saw the side of some big house moving behind the
-trees. Then he noticed something like a great leaf flapping in
-the wind, and a moment later something long, like a fire hose,
-was thrust forward.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, it's an elephant!" exclaimed the bunny, as he caught
-sight of the big chap.</p>
-
-<p>"An elephant is just who I am," was the answer in a rumbling
-voice, coming through the rubber hose of a trunk. "I'm from
-the circus, and I wish I might be back there this minute, eating
-my hay!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, so you have run away from the circus also, like the lion
-and tiger?" questioned the bunny.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," answered the elephant, "I did. But what do you
-know of my friends, the lion and tiger?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I have met them," answered Mr. Longears. "But is
-that your only sorrow&mdash;wishing you were back in the circus?"</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed it is not," the elephant answered. "I have stepped
-on a loose stone, and it is fast between the toes of my left hind
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span>
-foot. I can't get it loose by stamping on the ground, and I can't
-reach so far back with my trunk. I'm in great pain and
-trouble!"</p>
-
-<p>"That is too bad," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "I guess your
-stamping on the ground is what I thought was an auto truck
-coming along."</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps," admitted the big circus elephant. "I wish I could
-get that stone out from between my toes," he went on, stamping
-so hard that he shook the very trees, making them rustle as
-though a wind had blown them.</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe I can help you," said Uncle Wiggily most kindly. "I
-have with me my red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch.
-With that I may be able to poke out the stone that hurts you."</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you'd try," begged the elephant.</p>
-
-<p>It did not take the bunny gentleman long to loosen the stone
-from between the elephant's toes, for the foot of an elephant is
-not like that of a horse or cow&mdash;he really has toes and toe-nails,
-just as you have, only a little larger, of course. Well, I should
-say so!</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, I feel much better, Uncle Wiggily! Thank you!" spoke
-the elephant through his hollow rubber hose-like trunk, and it
-sounded like a trumpet or brass horn when he talked. "Now
-that the stone is out of my foot I shall go back to the circus."</p>
-
-<p>"The path to the place where the circus is now showing leads
-past my bungalow," said the rabbit gentleman. "I'll hop along
-and point out for you the way. I'd like you to meet Nurse
-Jane."</p>
-
-<p>"That will give me pleasure, also," remarked the elephant,
-who was very polite.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>
-So he and Uncle Wiggily went along together, but several
-times the bunny had to say:</p>
-
-<p>"Please don't go so fast, Mr. Elephant. I can't keep up with
-you."</p>
-
-<p>"I beg your pardon," spoke the immense chap. "Suppose I
-lift you upon my back and carry you that way?"</p>
-
-<p>"I should much like that," the rabbit uncle said. So in his
-trunk the elephant gently lifted up Uncle Wiggily, and set him
-down on the broad back.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 608px;">
-<img src="images/p218_640.jpg" width="608" height="447" alt="Ah, this is even better than my auto, said Uncle Wiggily" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Ah, this is even better than my auto," laughed Uncle Wiggily,
-as the elephant crashed his way through the forest. Soon
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span>
-they came to the hollow stump bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"More company for you, Nurse Jane!" called Uncle Wiggily,
-with a laugh.</p>
-
-<p>"Eh? What's that? Where are you? I don't see anybody
-but a big elephant?" cried the muskrat lady, looking up.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm on his back!" answered the bunny. And as the elephant
-lifted Mr. Longears down in the trunk, Nurse Jane was so surprised
-that she hardly knew what to say.</p>
-
-<p>"Will you&mdash;er&mdash;have a cup&mdash;I mean a <i>washtub</i> of tea?" the
-muskrat lady asked, well knowing that so big a creature must
-drink a lot of everything.</p>
-
-<p>"Some water is all I need, thank you," answered the elephant.
-"I had something to eat in the forest before I met Uncle Wiggily."</p>
-
-<p>Then the big chap put his trunk down in the brook and sucked
-up a great quantity of water. Uncle Wiggily put the box of
-matches down on the bench at the side of the bungalow, where
-the sun shone bright and hot, and watched the elephant drink.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, now I'll travel along and go back to the circus," said
-the big chap with the large trunk and little tail. "I'll tell the
-lion and tiger I met you."</p>
-
-<p>"Please do." begged the bunny, and then, all of a sudden
-Nurse Jane cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Fire! Fire! Fire! Oh, the sun has set off the box of
-matches, and the bungalow is burning! Fire! Fire! Fire!"</p>
-
-<p>Surely enough, this had happened. The box of matches,
-fizzing and spluttering, was burning Uncle Wiggily's bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>"Turn in an alarm; Get the firemen! Call out the water
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
-bugs!" cried the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Just a moment! Don't get excited!" spoke the elephant
-calmly. "I will put out that fire in a second!"</p>
-
-<p>He sucked up more water from the brook in his trunk and
-squirted it on the blaze. The fire hissed and spluttered and died
-out in a puff of smoke.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you have saved my bungalow!" cried Uncle Wiggily.
-"Thank you ever so much! Only for you I'd be burned out of
-house and home!"</p>
-
-<p>"Pooh! That wasn't any more than you did for me&mdash;taking
-the stone out of my foot," said the elephant. "With my rubber
-hose-nose of a trunk, I very often put out little fires."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm so glad Uncle Wiggily met you!" sighed Nurse
-Jane. "If he hadn't, our bungalow would have burned down,
-perhaps, Mr. Elephant!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, one good turn deserves another," laughed the elephant
-as he tramped away through the forest to find the circus,
-and the bunny gentleman and Nurse Jane waved "Good-bye"
-to the big chap.</p>
-
-<p>So if the wheelbarrow doesn't catch cold when it runs after
-the train of cars to get a ride around the block, the next adventure
-will be about Uncle Wiggily and the camel.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXIII" id="XXXIII">STORY XXXIII</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CAMEL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"What sort of an adventure do you think you will have to-day,
-Uncle Wiggily?" asked the muskrat lady housekeeper of
-the bunny rabbit as he hopped away from the hollow stump bungalow
-one morning.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Nurse Jane, I hardly know," was the answer. "I may
-meet with some of those queer circus animals again."</p>
-
-<p>"I hope you do," Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy said, as she tied her
-whiskers in a bow knot, for she was going to dust the furniture
-that day. "The circus animals are very kind to you. And it is
-strange, for some of them are such savage jungle beasts."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," spoke the bunny gentleman, "I am glad to say the
-circus animals were kind and gentle. More so than the Pipsisewah
-or Skeezicks. But then, you see, the circus animals
-have been taught to be kind and good&mdash;that is, most of them."</p>
-
-<p>"I hope you never meet the other sort&mdash;the kind that will
-want to nibble your ears!" exclaimed Nurse Jane as Uncle Wiggily
-put his tall silk hat on front-side before and started off
-with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch under
-his paw.</p>
-
-<p>"I hope nothing happens to him," sighed Nurse Jane as she
-went in to put the dishes to bed in the china closet.</p>
-
-<p>But something was going to happen to Uncle Wiggily. You
-shall hear all about it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
-On and on through the woods hopped the bunny rabbit gentleman,
-looking first on one side of the path and then on the
-other for an adventure. He was beginning to think he would
-never find one when, all of a sudden, he heard a rustling in the
-bushes, and a voice said:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear! I can't go a hop farther! I'm so tired, and my
-bundle is so heavy. I guess I'm getting old!"</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! That sounds like trouble of the old-fashioned sort!"
-murmured Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I may be able to give
-some help, as long as it isn't the fox or wolf, and it doesn't
-sound like them."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman peered through the trees and, sitting
-on a flat stump, he saw an old gentleman cat, looking quite sad
-and forlorn.</p>
-
-<p>"Hello, Mr. Cat!" called Uncle Wiggily, cheerfully, as he
-hopped over toward the stump. "What's the trouble?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, lots of trouble!" mewed the cat. "You see I'm a peddler.
-I go about from place to place selling pins and needles
-and things the lady animals need when they sew. Here is my
-pack," and he pointed to a large bundle on the ground near the
-stump.</p>
-
-<p>"But what is the matter?" asked the bunny gentleman.
-"Don't the animal ladies buy your needles, pins and spools of
-thread? Just step around and see Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy,
-my muskrat lady housekeeper. She is always sewing and mending.
-She'll buy things from your pack."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it isn't <i>selling</i> them that's the trouble," said Mr. Cat.
-"But I am getting so old and stiff that I can hardly carry the
-pack on my back any longer. I have to sit down and rest because
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
-my back aches so much. Oh, how tired I am! What a weary world this is!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, don't say that!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, who felt quite
-cheerful that morning. "See how the sun shines!"</p>
-
-<p>"It only makes it so much hotter for me to carry the pack on
-my back," sighed the cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! That is where I can help you!" exclaimed Mr. Longears.
-"I am quite well and strong, except for a little rheumatism
-now and then. That, however, doesn't bother me now, so
-I'll carry your peddler's pack for you."</p>
-
-<p>"Will you? That's very kind!" said the cat. "Perhaps I
-may be able to do you a favor some day."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that will be all right!" laughed the bunny, as he
-twinkled his pink nose. "Come along, we'll travel together and
-perhaps find an adventure."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily slung the cat-peddler's pack up on his back,
-the pussy carried the bunny's crutch, and so off they started together
-through the woods. They had not gone very far, and
-the bunny was wondering whether he could not sell Nurse Jane
-a lot of pins to help the poor cat when, all of a sudden, a loud,
-snarling sort of voice cried out:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, where can I find some water? Oh, how much I need a
-drink! I can go without one for seven days, but this is the
-eighth and if I don't see some water soon I don't know what
-will happen!"</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder who that is?" asked the peddler cat.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know, but we'll soon find out," spoke Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>They looked through the bushes and there they saw a very
-strange animal, and not what you would call pretty, either.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>
-This animal had a long neck, bent like the letter U, and his face
-looked as though he had rolled over on it in his sleep. But the
-queerest part of all was his back, on which were two humps,
-like little mountains, running up to peaks.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a queer chap!" mewed the peddler cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Hush, don't let him hear you!" whispered Uncle Wiggily.
-"I think this is an animal from the circus."</p>
-
-<p>"You are right&mdash;I am!" exclaimed the two-humped chap,
-looking toward the bushes behind which Uncle Wiggily and the
-cat were standing. "I heard what you said, too, Mr. Cat," the
-odd chap went on. "But I don't mind. I'm a camel, and I'm
-used to hearing folks say how queer I look. But I am in trouble
-now. Oh, dear!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, kindly.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm so thirsty," the camel said. "You see, I took a long
-drink before I ran away from the circus, which I did, very foolishly,
-as I wanted some adventures. Well, I'm having them, all
-right! I've been lost in the woods, and, though I had enough
-to eat I couldn't find a thing to drink. On the desert, where I
-came from, I could find water once in a while. But here I'm
-lost."</p>
-
-<p>"And, though I am a camel," went on the humped creature,
-"and can hold enough water in my stomach to last for several
-days, now my time is up. I haven't had a drink for over seven
-days, and unless I get one soon I don't know what will happen."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I can take you to the duck pond and you can get a drink
-there, Mr. Camel," Uncle Wiggily said, as he hopped out from
-behind the bush.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, ho! What a funny chap you are!" snarled the camel,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
-not that he was cross, only a snarl was his regular way of speaking.
-"Are you a little camel?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, no, I'm not a camel," answered the bunny. "What
-made you think so?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because of that hump on your back," said the camel. "Some
-of us camels have two humps, and some only one. But surely
-you cannot be a one-humped camel! I never saw one with ears
-so long!"</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed, I'm not a camel!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "I'm a
-rabbit, and this pack that you see belongs to this poor peddler
-cat, who is too tired to carry it. So I am carrying it for him."</p>
-
-<p>"That is very kind of you," spoke the thirsty circus animal.
-"In fact, it seems to me you are very fond of being kind, Mr.
-Longears. You carry the cat's pack, and now you offer to
-show me where to get a drink. And, if you can, I wish you would
-soon lead me to water. I am very thirsty!"</p>
-
-<p>"Follow me!" called Uncle Wiggily. Then he hopped off
-through the woods, carrying the cat's peddler pack, and followed
-by the two-humped camel, whose long neck swayed to
-and fro like a clock pendulum, while his humps shook like two
-bowls full of jelly.</p>
-
-<p>Soon they came to the duck pond and there the camel put
-his queer face down into the water and drank as much as he
-pleased. He took a long time to drink, as camels always do,
-for they must take enough into their stomachs to last for a week
-in case they can not find more water before the end of seven
-days.</p>
-
-<p>The cat and Uncle Wiggily stood watching the camel, thinking
-how queer and homely he was, but honest for all that, when,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>
-all of a sudden, out from behind a bush jumped the bad
-old Pipsisewah!</p>
-
-<p>"Wow! Wow! I've got you now!" howled the Pipsisewah.
-"I'll nibble your ears now, Uncle Wiggily!"</p>
-
-<p>The bunny rabbit gentleman started to run, but, because he
-had strapped to his back the pack of the cat peddler, the bunny
-could not hop fast at all.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll get you! I'll get you!" cried the Pipsisewah.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear! Oh dear!" sighed Uncle Wiggily, wondering
-who was going to save him, for he knew the tired old cat
-peddler couldn't.</p>
-
-<p>And then, all of a sudden, the circus camel finished his long
-drink, and, with a jolly snarl, he cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Here! You let Uncle Wiggily alone!" Then with his
-broad foot, made big and wide so it would not sink into the
-soft sand of the desert, the camel stepped on the tail of the
-Pipsisewah, holding him back so he couldn't chase Uncle
-Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Wow! Wow!" howled the Pip.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed the peddler cat. "Oh, mew!"</p>
-
-<p>"Just wait until I get loose, and I'll chase you, too!" cried
-the Pipsisewah to the cat. "Just wait!"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't be afraid!" said the camel, with a smile which made
-him look more homely than before, though this didn't matter.
-"Here, Uncle Wiggily, hop up on my back, between my two
-humps! You, too, Mr. Cat, jump up on my back. You and the
-bunny gentleman can sit there as the people of the desert used
-to ride me before I joined the circus. Hop up, my kind friends,
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
-and I'll soon carry you safe out of these woods. I can go fast,
-now that I have had a big drink of water. Hop up!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, with the cat's pack, hopped up on the back
-of the camel. The cat, too, sprang up. All the while the camel
-kept his broad foot on the tail of the Pipsisewah, so the bad
-animal couldn't get loose. And when the bunny and cat were
-safe in place, snuggled down in between the camel's humps,
-the queer creature started off, letting go the tail of the Pip.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Now you can't get us!" mewed the cat, looking down
-from the camel's back.</p>
-
-<p>"Just you wait! I'll get Uncle Wiggily yet, and you too!"
-the Pip howled. "And I'll fix you, Mr. Camel, for stepping
-on my tail!"</p>
-
-<p>"Pooh! Nonsense!" snarled the camel, "Uncle Wiggily
-helped me by showing me where to find water, and now I am
-helping him." And away he went, quite fast, indeed, for such
-a queer chap.</p>
-
-<p>And the old Pip skipped away to put some soft moss on his
-sore tail.</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't this jolly!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, twinkling his
-pink nose. "I never expected to have a ride on the back of a
-camel! It's just like a circus parade! I wish Nurse Jane
-could see me!"</p>
-
-<p>And the muskrat lady did, for the kind camel gave Uncle
-Wiggily a ride all the way home to the bunny's hollow stump
-bungalow, and when the muskrat lady housekeeper saw Mr.
-Longears up between the two humps she cried:</p>
-
-<p>"My land sakes flopsy dub and a basket of soap bubbles!
-What will happen next?"</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
-"I don't know," laughed Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"As for me, I am going back to the circus," the camel said.
-And he did. The peddler cat, after selling Nurse Jane some
-sewing silk, stayed for some time with Mr. Longears, getting
-rested so he would be strong enough to carry his own pack of
-needles, pins and thread. And as for the bunny&mdash;well, he
-had more adventures, of course.</p>
-
-<p>And the next one will be about Uncle Wiggily and the wild
-rabbit&mdash;that is if the teaspoon doesn't take the cork out of
-the bottle of bitter medicine and give it to the rag doll to make
-mud pies with.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXIV" id="XXXIV">STORY XXXIV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE WILD RABBIT</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>"There he is again!" cried Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as
-she ran to the window of the hollow stump bungalow and
-looked out. "He's digging up all the nice carrots in your
-garden, Uncle Wiggily!"</p>
-
-<p>"Who is?" asked the bunny gentleman, laying aside the
-cabbage-leaf newspaper he was reading, with his glasses perched
-on his pink, twinkling nose. "Who is taking my carrots, Nurse
-Jane?"</p>
-
-<p>"That wild rabbit," answered the muskrat lady housekeeper.
-"He lives in the thick bushes in the middle of the woods. I
-think he hasn't been here very long, and he doesn't seem to
-know any of your other animal friends. He's wild and runs
-the minute I go out. But he has been spoiling your garden
-lately."</p>
-
-<p>"That isn't nice of him," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll go out
-myself and see what he has to say."</p>
-
-<p>But as soon as Uncle Wiggily started down the steps of his
-hollow stump bungalow, toward where the other bunny was
-digging up the carrots, the wild rabbit hopped away.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter with you?" asked Uncle Wiggily,
-twinkling his pink nose in a friendly way. "Why are you
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>spoiling my garden?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because I like to!" answered the wild rabbit. "You live in
-a fine hollow stump bungalow, and all I have is a hole in the
-ground, or burrow. You're rich and I'm poor, and I'm going
-to spoil everything you have!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that isn't a good way to feel!" said Uncle Wiggily
-kindly. "That's the way the Bolshevics talk! I used to be
-poor, like you, but I went off to seek my fortune and I found it.
-I built me this hollow stump bungalow, and, if you like, I'll
-show you how to make one. Nurse Jane and I will help you!"</p>
-
-<p>"Nope!" cried the wild rabbit. "I'd rather be bad! I'm
-going to dig in your garden every chance I get, and you can't
-catch me, either, so there!" And it sounded as if that wild
-rabbit might be making a funny "face" at Uncle Wiggily.
-Mind you, I'm not saying for sure, but maybe!</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me!" thought Mr. Longears, as he went back in his
-house. "That wild rabbit is certainly a queer chap. I don't
-want to hurt him, but I wish he would get tame. I'll have to
-speak to Policeman Dog Percival about him, and set Percival
-on guard in my carrot patch."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you make that wild rabbit stop his digging?" asked
-Nurse Jane, as she met Uncle Wiggily coming in.</p>
-
-<p>"No, he says he's going to be bad," sighed the bunny gentleman,
-as he took his tall, silk hat down off the rubber plant.</p>
-
-<p>"Where are you going?" asked Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"Out in the woods to look for an adventure," answered Uncle
-Wiggily. "And perhaps I may find a way to make that wild
-rabbit tame and good."</p>
-
-<p>"I hope so," sighed Nurse Jane. "It isn't nice to have our
-garden spoiled."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span>
-As Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods, over on
-that side of the forest nearest the village, where the real children
-lived, the bunny gentleman, all of a sudden, heard the
-voice of a little girl.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Donald!" said the little girl, in sad tones. "You've
-broken it. You've spoiled my nice little jumping bunny!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I didn't mean to," answered a boy's voice. "He
-jumped all right a minute ago!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but you went and squeezed the rubber ball too hard,
-that's what you did!" sobbed the little girl. "And now my
-nice Easter bunny won't hop any more! Boo hoo!"</p>
-
-<p>"Dear, dear!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily to himself. "This
-is too bad! There's trouble here! I wonder if I can help?"</p>
-
-<p>You see Uncle Wiggily knew what the boy and girl were
-saying, though the bunny himself could not speak their talk.
-Uncle Wiggily hopped softly nearer the children. He looked
-through the bushes, and there he saw a little boy trying to mend
-a toy bunny for the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>The toy bunny was made to look like a real one, with ears
-and fur and everything. Fastened to the toy was a little rubber
-hose and a rubber ball was on the end of the hose.</p>
-
-<p>When the toy rabbit was placed on the ground, and the rubber
-ball was pressed, some air was squeezed inside the bunny's
-legs, and he would hop across the floor; and his ears would flop
-up, too, because he had springs and other things inside him.</p>
-
-<p>"There's no use squeezing the ball," sadly said the little girl.
-"My toy bunny is broken, and won't ever hop again! Oh,
-dear! Boo hoo!"</p>
-
-<p>"My! This is too bad!" said Uncle Wiggily. "I wonder
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>
-what I can do to make that little girl feel happier? I might
-get Sammie or Susie Littletail, the rabbit children, to come and
-stay with the real children for a while. They seem to be kind&mdash;this
-boy and girl. They wouldn't hurt Sammie or Susie.
-That's what I'll do! I'll go get the Littletail brother and
-sister, and have them hop over here so this boy and girl can
-easily catch them and play with them a while."</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily started off through the woods. The boy
-and girl sat in a moss-covered dingly dell, trying to mend the
-broken toy. And Mr. Longears had not gone very far before,
-all of a sudden, he came to a little hollow place, filled with
-leaves. There he heard a voice saying:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh dear! Oh what a pain! Oh what trouble I am in!"</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! This seems to be my busy day for trouble!" exclaimed
-Uncle Wiggily, as he looked at the leaf-filled hollow. "Who
-are you, and what is the matter?" asked the bunny gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm the wild rabbit," was the answer. "The wild rabbit
-who was eating the carrots in your garden. But alas! I
-can eat no more!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?" Uncle Wiggily asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Because I have fallen and broken my leg," was the answer.
-"I can hop no more, and I suppose I shall have to stay here
-and starve. I'm sorry I was bad, and tried to spoil your
-garden, Uncle Wiggily."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, perhaps you didn't really mean it," the bunny gentleman
-said. "But wait here a minute. I think I can help you."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, if you only would!" sighed the wild rabbit with a
-broken leg.</p>
-
-<p>"I think I see a chance here," said Uncle Wiggily softly to
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
-himself, "to help that boy and girl, and also the wild rabbit."</p>
-
-<p>Off hopped Uncle Wiggily through the woods. It did not
-take him long to reach the place where the boy and girl had
-been playing with the hippity-hop rabbit toy that was now
-broken. The children were still there. The little girl had sat
-down on a log to cry, and the boy was trying to make her a
-willow whistle so she wouldn't feel so unhappy. The broken
-toy rabbit lay on a pile of leaves some distance away from the
-boy and girl. I suppose they had tossed it there, thinking it was
-of no more use.</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 605px;">
-<img src="images/p233_640.jpg" width="605" height="422" alt="He's hopping off by himself!" />
-</div>
-
-<p>"This is just what I want," said Uncle Wiggily. He found
-a long piece of wild grape vine, like a small rope, and, when
-the boy and girl weren't looking, Uncle Wiggily slipped up
-and fastened one end of the grape-vine cord to the broken toy.
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span>
-Then, hopping off behind the bushes, Uncle Wiggily began
-pulling the piece of vine. Of course he also pulled the toy
-rabbit along the ground.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, look!" suddenly cried the little girl. "Look, Donald!
-My toy rabbit is all right again! He's hopping off by himself!"</p>
-
-<p>And, surely enough, the toy did seem to be hopping away.
-But this, as you know, was because Uncle Wiggily was pulling
-it by the grape-vine string.</p>
-
-<p>"Come on! Help me catch him!" begged the little girl.</p>
-
-<p>"I will!" her brother said. Together they raced on after the
-toy, which Uncle Wiggily jerked along the forest path. The
-bunny gentleman kept out of sight behind the bushes, and as
-the wild grape vine was just the color of the earth and leaves
-the children did not see it. To them it looked as if the toy
-was hopping away all by itself.</p>
-
-<p>"I say, Mab!" called Donald. "He hops better than he ever
-did before! I wonder who is squeezing the rubber ball? I
-can't see anyone."</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe it's fairies," suggested Mab, in a low voice.</p>
-
-<p>"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" laughed Donald.</p>
-
-<p>On and on ran the boy and girl after the skipping toy rabbit,
-and Uncle Wiggily pulled it so fast as he hopped along, out
-of sight, that Donald and Mab could not get their hands on
-the toy. It kept ahead of them all the way.</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily knew what he was doing and, in a little
-while, he led the boy and girl up to the place where the wild
-rabbit with a broken leg lay in the bed of leaves. Uncle Wiggily
-jerked the toy rabbit close to the wild one, and then pulled
-the toy out of sight behind a clump of ferns.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
-"Oh, Don! Look!" cried the girl. "Our toy rabbit has
-changed into a real one!" And she pointed to the wild rabbit,
-which could not move away, though he wanted to very much,
-as his heart beat very fast.</p>
-
-<p>"A toy rabbit couldn't change into a real one!" said the boy.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, mine did; else how could this live rabbit be here,
-and my toy one gone?" asked Mab. For that is what seemed
-to have happened, all on account of Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"And see, Don," went on the little girl, as she knelt down
-beside the poor, wild bunny. "His leg is broken, just as my
-toy rabbit's leg was broken. Oh, it is the same one! My toy has
-changed into a live rabbit! Oh, you poor, sweet, lovely
-darling!" cried the little girl, as she cuddled the wild rabbit
-up in her arms.</p>
-
-<p>"Say! This sure is queer!" exclaimed the boy. "Very
-queer!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily, peering through the bushes where he was
-hiding with the broken toy rabbit, looked out and saw the little
-girl holding the wild rabbit with its broken leg. The wild
-rabbit would have hopped away if it could, but was not able.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Uncle Wiggily! Is this how you
-help me?" sadly cried the wild rabbit. Of course, he spoke
-in rabbit talk, which neither the boy nor girl understood. But
-Uncle Wiggily, hiding in the bushes, heard and softly answered:</p>
-
-<p>"Don't be afraid, wild rabbit. These children will be kind
-to you, I know. They will take you home, and mend your
-broken leg and you will be as stylish as I am."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, if I'm going to be <i>stylish</i>, that's different!" said the
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
-wild rabbit. Then he nestled down in the girl's arms, and she
-and the boy took the bunny home and their father mended the
-broken leg with splints of wood and soft cloth bandages.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I guess that wild rabbit won't spoil my carrots any
-more," laughed Uncle Wiggily as he hopped along. "I'll take
-this broken toy home to Sammie and Susie."</p>
-
-<p>As for the wild rabbit, he was no longer frightened when he
-heard Uncle Wiggily say that the children would be kind. And
-no one could have been more kind than were Donald and Mab.
-When the wild rabbit had to stay quiet until his leg healed,
-they brought him, every day, fresh lettuce and carrots, with
-cool water to drink. And when the leg was all well, the wild
-rabbit was so tame that he never wanted to leave the boy and
-girl, and go back to spoil Uncle Wiggily's garden. He lived
-happily with Donald and Mab all the rest of his life.</p>
-
-<p>Sammie and Susie had fun playing with the broken toy, and
-they thought Mr. Longears was very clever to think of a way
-to not only help the wild bunny and the boy and girl, but also
-to save his carrots from being eaten.</p>
-
-<p>So if the strawberry shortcake doesn't try to stretch itself up
-tall and look like a big mince pie, I'll tell you next about Uncle
-Wiggily and the tame squirrel.</p>
-
-<div class="chap" >
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXV" id="XXXV">STORY XXXV</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE TAME SQUIRREL</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, was hopping through the woods, he heard a
-rustling in the bushes, and he crouched down to hide himself.</p>
-
-<p>"For," thought the bunny, "this may be the Pipsisewah or
-the Skeezicks, or even the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox. I
-had better be careful!"</p>
-
-<p>But when Uncle Wiggily looked over the top of the bush,
-whence the rustling sound had come, all he saw was the tame
-rabbit, who once had a broken leg. The rabbit, who was now
-tame, was hopping along the forest path.</p>
-
-<p>"Hello!" called Uncle Wiggily in his most jolly voice, as
-he twinkled his pink nose upside down, just for a change.
-"Where are you going, Tame Rabbit? I shall call you that
-as a new name. I hope you are not going to run away from
-Donald and Mab, the boy and girl who were so kind to you."</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed I am not running away," answered the Tame Rabbit.
-"I am just going to the woods to look for some flowers.
-Don and Mab are going to have a little woodland party this
-afternoon, and I want to get them some flowers to put on the
-flat stump which they will use for a table."</p>
-
-<p>"That is very kind of you," Uncle Wiggily said. "I'll
-help!"</p>
-
-<p>"Wouldn't you like to come to the party?" asked the Tame
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
-Rabbit, as he and the bunny gentleman hopped into the forest
-together. "There will be lots of good things to eat&mdash;even ice
-cream!"</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, I'd better not come, as some of the boys and
-girls might not be as thoughtful as Mab and Don," spoke Uncle
-Wiggily. "Some of them might throw peanut shells at my
-tall, silk hat; just for fun, you know."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, perhaps they might," admitted the Tame Rabbit.
-"I don't wear anything but an old cap&mdash;nobody tries to knock
-that off," he added with a laugh. "But can't you just look in
-at the party, Uncle Wiggily? Just stop for a moment?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I'll do that," promised Mr. Longears. And when he
-had nibbled, with his teeth, some wild flowers for the Tame
-Bunny, Uncle Wiggily hopped to his hollow stump bungalow,
-promising to peek through the bushes at the children's party
-later in the day.</p>
-
-<p>That afternoon, as he was hopping through the woods, Uncle
-Wiggily heard the sounds of shouting and laughter.</p>
-
-<p>"That must be the party," thought the bunny gentleman.
-"I'll skip over and take a look."</p>
-
-<p>In a little moss-covered dingly dell among the trees, Uncle
-Wiggily saw Don, Mab and many of their little boy and girl
-friends dancing about a broad, flat stump, which was set like
-a table. And in the middle was the bunch of flowers, some
-of which Uncle Wiggily had helped gather.</p>
-
-<p>"Those children are certainly having a good time!" thought
-Uncle Wiggily, twinkling his pink nose so that it almost turned
-a somersault. "And the Tame Rabbit, who used to be wild,
-is enjoying himself, too." The other bunny surely was having
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>
-fun, hopping here and there almost as if playing tag with the
-children.</p>
-
-<p>All at once Mab cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Come on now! We'll eat!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hurray!" cried all the boys.</p>
-
-<p>The girls didn't get so excited about it, but I think they were
-just as glad to eat as were the boys. The children gathered
-around the stump table, and I wish I could tell you all the
-good things they had for the woodland party. But I'm not
-allowed to do this for fear it would make you too hungry.</p>
-
-<p>All I can say is that there was just the most lovely party-things
-you ever heard of! The Tame Rabbit sat near Don
-and Mab, eating what they gave him.</p>
-
-<p>"Now we'll crack the nuts and play more games!" called
-Mab, after a while.</p>
-
-<p>But when she went to pass the nuts she found that they
-were not cracked, and some of them had very hard shells.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Don! Didn't you bring the nut cracker?" asked Mab.</p>
-
-<p>"No, I thought you did," answered her brother.</p>
-
-<p>"And I thought you did!" exclaimed Mab. "Oh, what shall
-we do?"</p>
-
-<p>"We can crack the nuts with stones on top of the stump,"
-said one boy.</p>
-
-<p>But when they tried this, some of the nuts flew away over
-in the bushes, without getting cracked at all. Others hit the
-girls on the ends of their noses. And some of the children
-pounded their fingers instead of cracking the nuts.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dear!" sighed Mab, as she saw what was going on. "My
-party will be spoiled, all because we haven't a nut cracker."</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
-The Tame Rabbit heard all this. So did Uncle Wiggily,
-who was looking on, hidden in the bushes. Both bunnies knew
-what was said though they couldn't speak boy and girl talk.</p>
-
-<p>"Can't you help the children, Uncle Wiggily?" asked the
-Tame Rabbit, as he hopped out to the bush where the bunny
-gentleman was hidden. None of the children saw the two
-animals talking together.</p>
-
-<p>"How do you mean help them?" asked Mr. Longears.</p>
-
-<p>"By getting them a nut cracker," went on the Tame Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p>"A nut cracker?" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "A squirrel
-is the best nut cracker I know of. Ha! I have it! I'll send one
-of the Bushytail brothers over here to crack nuts for the children.
-I think the boys and girls will be kind to him. I'll go
-get Johnnie or Billie."</p>
-
-<p>Away hopped Uncle Wiggily through the woods, and soon
-he met Johnnie Bushytail.</p>
-
-<p>"Johnnie, don't you want to come and be a nut cracker for
-some children?" asked Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, of course!" chattered Johnnie, who was a very tame
-squirrel. "I love children," he said. "And I suppose I may
-eat a few of the nuts I crack."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, surely," answered Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman led Johnnie back through the woods
-to the children's party. The boys and girls were still trying
-to crack the hard nuts, but they could not do it well at all.
-Johnnie suddenly scrambled out of the bushes and up on the
-flat stump, and, taking a nut in his paws, he cracked it, by
-gnawing through the hard shell with his sharp teeth. Then
-he took out the meat and laid it on a birch-bark plate.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
-"Oh, look!" exclaimed Don, pointing to the Bushytail chap.
-"A tame squirrel is cracking the nuts for us! Look!"</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 615px;">
-<img src="images/p241_615.jpg" width="615" height="434" alt="Maybe he's a fairy! she whispered." />
-</div>
-
-<p>"Oh, the dear little thing!" cried Mab. "And see, he's all
-dressed up like a real boy. Maybe he's a fairy!" she whispered
-as Johnnie cracked more nuts.</p>
-
-<p>"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" said Don. "But he sure
-is helping us!"</p>
-
-<p>Johnnie sat up on the stump, his tail held straight up behind
-his back, and he cracked nut after nut.</p>
-
-<p>"This is fine!" whispered the Tame Rabbit to Johnnie, the
-tame squirrel, while Uncle Wiggily, hiding behind a bush,
-saw and heard it all. "The children will love you for this."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm glad of that," answered Johnnie, in animal talk, which
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
-the boys and girls could not hear. Then the tame squirrel
-cracked many more nuts, eating some himself, for there were
-more than enough for all the children at the party.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I wonder if we could take this squirrel home with us,
-as we took the Wild Tame Rabbit?" said the boy, as Johnnie
-cracked the last nut.</p>
-
-<p>"Try it," suggested Mab to her brother.</p>
-
-<p>But when Donald put out his hand, and tried to catch
-Johnnie, the squirrel boy just flipped his tail and scampered
-away.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, I'd rather not be caught," chattered Johnnie,
-though of course Don and Mab did not know what he was saying.
-Then, when the woodland party was over, the children
-went home.</p>
-
-<p>So that's how it all happened, as true as I'm telling you. And
-if the Jumping Jack doesn't stick beans in the sugar cookies,
-in place of the raisins he takes out to put in the molasses candy,
-
-I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the wolf.</p>
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span></p>
-<h2><a name="XXXVI" id="XXXVI">STORY XXXVI</a><br />
-<span>UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE WOLF</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods with Nurse
-Jane one day, wondering what sort of an adventure he might
-have, and he was helping the muskrat lady housekeeper carry
-some clothes pins that she had bought at the three and four
-cent store when, all of a sudden, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy called
-loudly:</p>
-
-<p>"Look out!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily. "Am I spilling
-the clothes pins?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," answered the muskrat housekeeper of the hollow
-stump bungalow. "But, see that big wolf! Let's run!"</p>
-
-<p>"Where's any wolf?" asked the bunny gentleman. "I don't
-see any," and he began searching in his pockets for his
-spectacles, which he had taken off, as they tickled his pink,
-twinkling nose.</p>
-
-<p>"There's a big, gold wolf, over behind that mulberry bush,"
-whispered Nurse Jane.</p>
-
-<p>"What's that? A <i>gold</i> wolf? I never heard of such a
-thing!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "You must be mistaken,
-Nurse Jane. I'll take a look!"</p>
-
-<p>Then bravely singing the song&mdash;"Here we go 'round the
-Mulberry Bush,"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
- Uncle Wiggily hopped up to where Nurse
-Jane pointed. Surely enough, something was gleaming gold-like
-among the trees, and as soon as Uncle Wiggily had put
-on his glasses, and had taken a good look, he cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Well, well, Nurse Jane! This is a gold wolf, surely
-enough! But it cannot hurt us!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?" asked the muskrat lady, who was getting ready
-to run.</p>
-
-<p>"Because it is only a wolf carved out of <i>wood</i>, and painted
-like gold," answered the bunny gentleman. "I see what this
-is&mdash;it is one of the gilded wolves that were on the Little Red
-Riding Hood chariot from the circus. This golden, wooden
-wolf fell off the wagon and the circus people did not stop to
-pick it up."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm glad it's a wooden wolf," spoke the muskrat
-lady. "Then it can't nibble your ears; can it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not in the least," laughed Uncle Wiggily. "But if I had
-a wheelbarrow, or something, I'd take this wolf home to my
-bungalow."</p>
-
-<p>"What for?" Nurse Jane wanted to know.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'd set it in the hall, near the umbrella rack," said
-Uncle Wiggily. "Just think! A golden, wooden wolf would
-be quite an ornament."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," agreed Nurse Jane, "it might look nice. But how
-can you get it home? It is too heavy to drag, and it has no
-wheels on as the animals have in the Noah's arks."</p>
-
-<p>"Hum! Let me see, now," said Uncle Wiggily, walking
-around the golden, wooden wolf. "If I only had some wheels!"</p>
-
-<p>And just then, along through the woods came Billie and
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
-Nannie Wagtail, the goat boy and girl, each with roller skates
-dangling by a strap over their shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Billie! The very chap I wanted!" laughed Uncle
-Wiggily. "Let me take your roller skates for the golden wolf!
-And you too, Nan!"</p>
-
-<p>"With pleasure," bleated Billie, shaking his horns. "I'll
-help you fasten them on."</p>
-
-<p>"Will the wolf bite?" asked Nannie, a bit timidly.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course not!" laughed Uncle Wiggily.</p>
-
-<p>So the roller skates were fastened on the paws of the golden,
-wooden wolf, and then, with a bit of wild grape vine for a rope,
-the gilded animal from the Red Riding Hood circus wagon was
-dragged through the woods to Uncle Wiggily's bungalow.</p>
-
-<p>There the savage creature, who couldn't bite even a lollypop
-stick, was placed in the hall near the front door.</p>
-
-<p>"Our friends will think us quite stylish like and proper,"
-said Uncle Wiggily, admiring the wolf ornament.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," agreed Nurse Jane. "As long as it doesn't scare any
-of the animal children it will be all right."</p>
-
-<p>But the animal children soon learned that the wolf was only
-made of gilded wood, and though his mouth was widely open,
-showing his sharp teeth, he could never, never bite them.</p>
-
-<p>One day, about a week after he had brought the gilded wolf
-to his bungalow, Uncle Wiggily was home all alone. Nurse
-Jane had gone to the movies, with Mrs. Wibblewobble, the
-duck lady, and the bunny gentleman was just thinking of going
-to look for an adventure, or a piece of pie in the pantry, when,
-all of a sudden, there came a knock at his door.</p>
-
-<p>"That must be Nurse Jane," said Uncle Wiggily. "She is
-back <span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>
- a bit early, and has, I suppose, forgotten her key. I'll let
-her in."</p>
-
-<p>The bunny gentleman opened his bungalow door, but, instead
-of his muskrat lady housekeeper he saw the bad old
-Skeezicks.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah ha!" cried the Skeezicks. "I fooled you, didn't I? You
-thought I was Nurse Jane and you came to let me in! Now I'm
-going to nibble your ears! Ha! Ha!"</p>
-
-<p>Uncle Wiggily tried to shut the door, but the bad Skeezicks
-pushed his way in, and was just going to nibble the bunny's
-ears when, all of a sudden, the impolite Skee saw the golden
-wolf.</p>
-
-<p>Coming into the dark hall, as he did from the bright outdoors,
-the Skeezicks could not see that the wolf was not real.
-It looked so natural that the Skee stopped short and then he
-cried:</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, excuse me! Oh, I didn't know you were here, Mr. Wolf,
-or I never would have come in. You are going to nibble Uncle
-Wiggily's ears, I suppose. You have the first turn. Well, I'll
-nibble them some other time, when you have finished. Please
-excuse and don't bite me! I'll skip right long!"</p>
-
-<p>And with that, out of the door the Skeezicks jumped, never
-hurting the bunny gentleman at all.</p>
-
-<p>"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he closed the door.
-"The golden, wooden wolf did me a good turn after all! He
-scared away the Skeezicks. I'm glad the circus wolf lives in my
-bungalow!"</p>
-
-<p>And Nurse Jane said the same thing when she came home
-from the movies.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
-So this teaches us that it is a good thing to have something
-of gold around the house, even if it is only a gold dollar.</p>
-
-<p>But now we have come to the end of this book. Not that
-Uncle Wiggily's adventures were over, for he had many more.
-But these are all I have room for here. Enough to say that the
-bunny rabbit lived happily for many, many years in his hollow
-stump bungalow in the woods, with Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-And there you may, perhaps, see him some day.</p>
-
-<p>Who knows?</p>
-
-<p class="center p120">ADIEU</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 300px;">
-<img src="images/p247_300.jpg" width="300" height="425" alt="Uncle Wiggily" />
-</div>
-
-<div class="transnote">
-<p class="center"><b>Transcriber's Note</b></p>
-<p>Obvious typographical and punctuation errors have been corrected.</p>
-<p>Blank pages have been removed.</p>
-<p>Character names vary from story to story and have been handled thus:</p>
-<ul><li>Peetie Bow Wow was mis-spelled twice. These have been corrected</li>
-<li>Mr Longears was referred to as Dr Longears once. This has been corrected</li>
-<li>Jackie Bow Wow is used in two places. These have been retained.</li>
-<li>Billie was referred to as Billy in a caption. This has been retained.</li></ul>
-</div>
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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Uncle Wiggily's Story Book, by Howard R. Garis
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-Title: Uncle Wiggily's Story Book
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-Author: Howard R. Garis
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-Release Date: November 3, 2019 [EBook #60625]
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-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S
-STORY BOOK
-
-+By+
-
-HOWARD R. GARIS
-
-AUTHOR OF
-
-Uncle Wiggily's Airship; Uncle Wiggily's
-Automobile; Uncle Wiggily on the Farm;
-Uncle Wiggily's Travels
-
-[Illustration]
-
-+Platt & Munk+, _Publishers_
-
-NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-_UNCLE WIGGILY'S STORY BOOK_
-
-Copyright MCMXXI and MCMXXXIX
-
-+By+
-
-+Platt & Munk+
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-STORY
-
-I. +Uncle Wiggily's Toothache+
-
-II. +Uncle Wiggily and the Freckled Girl+
-
-III. +Uncle Wiggily and the Mud Puddle+
-
-IV. +Uncle Wiggily and the Bad Boy+
-
-V. +Uncle Wiggily and the Good Boy+
-
-VI. +Uncle Wiggily's Valentine+
-
-VII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Bad Dog+
-
-VIII. +Uncle Wiggily and Puss in Boots+
-
-IX. +Uncle Wiggily and the Lost Boy+
-
-X. +Uncle Wiggily and Stubby Toes+
-
-XI. +Uncle Wiggily's Christmas+
-
-XII. +Uncle Wiggily's Fourth of July+
-
-XIII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Skates+
-
-XIV. +Uncle Wiggily Goes Coasting+
-
-XV. +Uncle Wiggily's Picnic+
-
-XVI. +Uncle Wiggily's Rain Storm+
-
-XVII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Mumps+
-
-XVIII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Measles+
-
-XIX. +Uncle Wiggily and the Chicken-Pox+
-
-XX. +Uncle Wiggily's Hallowe'en+
-
-XXI. +Uncle Wiggily and the Poor Dog+
-
-XXII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Rich Cat+
-
-XXIII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Horse+
-
-XXIV. +Uncle Wiggily and the Cow+
-
-XXV. +Uncle Wiggily and the Camping Boys+
-
-XXVI. +Uncle Wiggily and the Birthday Cake+
-
-XXVII. +Uncle Wiggily and the New Year's Horn+
-
-XXVIII. +Uncle Wiggily's Thanksgiving+
-
-XXIX. +Uncle Wiggily at the Circus+
-
-XXX. +Uncle Wiggily and the Lion+
-
-XXXI. +Uncle Wiggily and the Tiger+
-
-XXXII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Elephant+
-
-XXXIII. +Uncle Wiggily and the Camel+
-
-XXXIV. +Uncle Wiggily and the Wild Rabbit+
-
-XXXV. +Uncle Wiggily and the Tame Squirrel+
-
-XXXVI. +Uncle Wiggily and the Wolf+
-
-
-
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S GREETING
-
-
-+Dear Children+:
-
-This is a quite different book from any others you may have read about
-me. In this volume I have some adventures with real children, like
-yourselves, as well as with my animal friends.
-
-These stories tell of the joyous, funny, exciting and everyday
-adventures that happen to you girls and boys. There is the story about
-a toothache, which you may read, or have read to you, when you want to
-forget the pain. There is a story of a good boy and a freckled girl.
-And there is a story about a bad boy, but not everyone is allowed to
-read that.
-
-There is a story for nearly every occasion in the life of a little boy
-or girl; about the joys of Christmas, of a birthday; about different
-animals, about getting lost, and one about falling in a mud puddle. And
-there are stories about having the measles and mumps, and getting over
-them.
-
-I hope you will like this book as well as you seem to have cared for
-the other volumes about me. And you will find some beautiful pictures
-in this book.
-
-Now, as Nurse Jane is calling me, I shall have to hop along. But I hope
-you will enjoy these stories.
-
-Your friend,
-+Uncle Wiggily Longears+.
-
-
-
-
-Uncle Wiggily's Story Book
-
-
-
-
-STORY I
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S TOOTHACHE
-
-
-Once upon a time there was a boy who had the toothache. It was not a
-very large tooth that pained him, and, really, it was quite surprising
-how such a very large ache got into such a small tooth. At least that
-is what the boy thought.
-
-"But I'm not going to the dentist and let him pull it!" cried the boy,
-holding his hand over his mouth. "And I'm not going to let anybody in
-this house pull it, either! So there!" He ran and hid himself in a
-corner. Girls aren't that way when they have the toothache--only boys.
-
-"Perhaps the tooth will not need pulling," said Mother, as she looked
-at the boy and saw how much pain he had.
-
-"That's so!" exclaimed Grandma, who was trying to think of some way
-in which to help the boy. "Maybe the dentist can make a little hole in
-your tooth, Sonny, and fill the hole with cement, as the man filled the
-hole in our sidewalk, and then all your pain will stop."
-
-"No, I'm not going to the dentist! I'm not going, I tell you!" cried
-Sonny. And I think he stamped his foot on the floor, the least little
-bit. It may have been that he saw a tack sticking up, and wanted to
-hammer it down with his shoe. But I am afraid it was a stamp of his
-foot; and afterward that boy was sorry.
-
-But, anyhow, his tooth kept on aching, and it was the kind called
-"jumping," for it was worse at one time than another. Sometimes the boy
-thought the pain jumped from one side of his tongue to the other side,
-and again it seemed that it leaped away up to the roof of his mouth.
-
-The toothache even seemed to turn somersaults and peppersaults, and
-once it appeared to jump over backward. But it never completely jumped
-away, which is what the boy wished it would do.
-
-"You'd better let me take you to the dentist's," said his Mother.
-"He'll either fix the tooth so it won't ache any more, or he'll take it
-out, so a new tooth will grow in. And, really, the pain the dentist may
-cause will only be a little one, and it will be all over in a moment.
-While your tooth may ache all night."
-
-"No, I'm not going to the dentist! I'm not going!" cried Sonny boy, and
-then again he acted just as if there were a tack in the carpet that
-needed hammering down with his foot.
-
-Now it was about this time that Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, was hopping from his hollow stump bungalow in the
-woods to go look for an adventure. But, as yet, Uncle Wiggily knew
-nothing about the boy with the toothache. That came a little later.
-
-"Are you going to be gone long?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the
-muskrat lady housekeeper, of the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Only just long enough to have a nice adventure," answered Mr.
-Longears, and away he hopped on his red, white and blue striped
-rheumatism crutch, with his pink, twinkling nose held in front of him
-like the headlight on a choo-choo train.
-
-Now, as it happened, Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow was not far
-from the house where the Toothache Boy lived, though the boy had never
-seen the rabbit's home. He had often wandered in the woods, almost in
-front of the bunny's bungalow, but, not having the proper sort of eyes,
-the boy had never seen Uncle Wiggily. It needs very sharp eyes to see
-the creatures of the woods and fields, and to find the little houses in
-which they live.
-
-At any rate the boy had never noticed Uncle Wiggily, though the bunny
-gentleman had often seen the boy. Many a time when you go through the
-woods the animal folk look out at and see you, when you never even know
-they are there.
-
-And pretty soon Uncle Wiggily hopped right past the house where the
-Toothache Boy lived. And just then, for about the tenth time, Mother
-was saying:
-
-"You had better let me take you to the dentist and have that toothache
-stopped, Sonny."
-
-"No! No! I don't want to! I--I'm a--a--I guess it will stop itself,"
-said the boy, hopeful like.
-
-Uncle Wiggily, hiding in the bushes in front of the boy's house,
-sat up on his hind legs and twinkled his pink nose. By a strange and
-wonderful new power which he had, the bunny gentleman could hear and
-understand boy and girl talk, though he could not speak it himself. So
-it was no trouble at all for Uncle Wiggily to know what that boy was
-saying.
-
-"He's afraid; that's what the boy is," said the bunny uncle to himself,
-leaning on his red, white and blue striped crutch. "He's afraid to
-go to the dentist and have that tooth filled, or pulled. Now that's
-very silly of him, for the dentist will not hurt him much, and will
-soon stop the ache. I wonder how I can make that boy believe this? His
-mother and grandmother can't seem to."
-
-For Mr. Longears heard Mother and Grandma trying to get that Toothache
-Boy to let them take him to the dentist. But the boy only shook his
-head, and made believe hammer tacks in the carpet with his foot, and he
-held his hand over his mouth. But, all the while, the ache kept aching
-achier and achier and jumping, leaping, tumbling, twisting, turning and
-flip-flopping--almost like a clown in the circus.
-
-"No! No! I'm not going to the dentist!" cried the boy.
-
-Then Uncle Wiggily had an idea. He could look in through the window of
-the house and see the boy. In front of the window was a grassy place,
-near the edge of the wood, and close by was an old stump, shaped almost
-like the easy chair in a dentist's office.
-
-"I know what I'll do," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll make believe I have
-the toothache. I'll go get Dr. Possum and I'll sit down in this stump
-chair. Then I'll tell Dr. Possum to make believe pull out one of my
-teeth."
-
-"I s'pose if Nurse Jane were here she might ask what good that would
-do?" thought Uncle Wiggily. "But I think it will do a lot of good. If
-that boy sees me, a rabbit gentleman, having a tooth pulled, which is
-what he will think he sees, it may make him brave enough to go to the
-dentist's. I'll try it."
-
-Away hopped Uncle Wiggily to Dr. Possum's office.
-
-"What's the matter? Rheumatism again?" asked the animal doctor.
-
-"No, but I want you to come over and pull a tooth for me," said
-Uncle Wiggily, blinking one eye, and twinkling his pink nose
-surreptitious-like.
-
-"Pull a tooth! Why, your teeth are all right!" cried Dr. Possum.
-
-"It's to give a little lesson to a boy," whispered the bunny, and then
-Dr. Possum blinked one eye, in understanding fashion.
-
-A little later Uncle Wiggily sat himself down on the old stump that
-looked like a chair, and Dr. Possum stood over him.
-
-"Open your mouth and show me which tooth it is that hurts," said Dr.
-Possum, just like a dentist.
-
-"All right," answered Uncle Wiggily, and, from the corner of his left
-eye the bunny gentleman could see the Toothache Boy at the window
-looking out. The boy saw the rabbit and Dr. Possum at the old stump,
-and he saw Mr. Longears open his mouth and point with his paw to a
-tooth.
-
-"Oh, Mother!" cried the boy, very much excited. "Look! There's a funny
-rabbit, all dressed up in a tall silk hat, having a tooth pulled.
-Grandma, look!"
-
-"Well, I do declare!" murmured the old lady. "Isn't that perfectly
-wonderful! I didn't know that animals ever had the toothache!"
-
-"Oh, I s'pose they do, once in a while," said the Toothache Boy's
-mother. "But see how brave that rabbit gentleman is! Not to mind having
-the animal dentist stop his ache! Just fancy!"
-
-Neither Grandma nor Mother said anything to Sonny Boy. All three of
-them just stood at the window, and watched Uncle Wiggily and Dr.
-Possum. And, as they looked, Dr. Possum put a little shiny thing, like
-a buttonhook, in the bunny gentleman's mouth. He gave a sudden little
-pull and, a moment later, held up something which sparkled in the sun.
-It was only a bit of glass, which Uncle Wiggily had held in his paw
-ready for this part in the little play, but it looked like a tooth.
-
-"Well, I declare!" laughed Grandma. "The bunny had his tooth pulled!"
-
-"And he doesn't seem to mind it at all," added Mother.
-
-Surely enough, Uncle Wiggily hopped off the make-believe dentist-stump,
-and with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch, began to
-dance a little jiggity-jig with Dr. Possum.
-
-"This dance is to show that it doesn't hurt even to have a tooth
-pulled; much less to have one filled," said the bunny.
-
-"I understand!" laughed Dr. Possum. And as he and Uncle Wiggily danced,
-they looked, out of the corners of their eyes, and saw the Toothache
-Boy standing at the window watching them.
-
-"Well, I never, in all my born days, saw a sight like that!" exclaimed
-Grandma.
-
-"Nor I," said Mother. "Isn't it wonderful!"
-
-Sonny Boy took his hand down from his mouth.
-
-"I--I guess, Mother," he said, as he saw Uncle Wiggily jump over his
-crutch in a most happy fashion, "I guess I'll go to the dentist, and
-have him stop my toothache!"
-
-"Hurray!" softly cried Uncle Wiggily, who heard what the boy said.
-"This is just what I wanted to happen, Dr. Possum! Our little lesson is
-over. Now we may go!"
-
-Away hopped the bunny, to tell Nurse Jane about the strange adventure,
-and Dr. Possum, with his bag of powders and pills on his tail, where he
-always carried it, shuffled back to his office.
-
-Sonny Boy went to the dentist's, and soon his tooth was fixed so it
-would not ache again. He hardly felt at all what the dentist did to him.
-
-"I--I didn't know how easy it was 'till I saw the rabbit have his tooth
-pulled," said the boy to the dentist.
-
-"Hum," said the dentist, noncommittal-like, "some rabbits are very
-funny!"
-
-And if the puppy dog doesn't waggle his tail so hard that he knocks
-over the milk bottle when it's trying to slide down the doormat, I
-shall have the pleasure, next, of telling you the story of Uncle
-Wiggily and the freckled girl.
-
-
-
-
-STORY II
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE FRECKLED GIRL
-
-
-Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods one summer day, when, as he
-happened to stop to get a drink of some water that the rain-clouds had
-dropped in the cup of a Jack-in-the-pulpit flower, the bunny gentleman
-heard a girl saying:
-
-"Oh, I wish I could get them off! I wish I could scrub them off with
-sandpaper, or something like that! I've tried lemon juice and vinegar,
-but they won't go. And oh, they make me so homely!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily stopped suddenly and rubbed the end of his pink,
-twinkling nose with the brim of his tall, silk hat.
-
-"This is very queer," said the bunny uncle to himself. "I wonder what
-is it she has tried to take off with lemon juice? She seems very
-unhappy, this little girl does."
-
-The bunny uncle looked through the trees and, seated on a green,
-mossy stump, he saw a girl about ten or twelve years old. She held a
-looking-glass in her hand, and as she glanced at her likeness in the
-mirror she kept saying:
-
-"How can I get them off? How can I make them disappear so I will be
-beautiful? Oh, how I hate them!"
-
-"What in the world can be the matter?" thought Uncle Wiggily to
-himself. For, as I have told you, the bunny gentleman was now able to
-hear and understand the talk of girls and boys, though he could not
-himself speak that language.
-
-He hopped a little closer to the unhappy girl on the green, mossy
-stump, but the bunny stepped so softly on the leaf carpet of the forest
-that scarcely a sound did he make, and the girl with the mirror never
-heard him.
-
-"I wonder if I said a little verse, such as I have read in fairy books,
-whether they would go away?" murmured the girl. "I've tried everything
-but that. I'll do it--I'll say a magical verse! But I must make up one,
-for I never have read of the kind I want in any book."
-
-She seemed to be thinking deeply for a moment and then, shutting her
-eyes, and looking up at the sun which was shining through the trees of
-the wood, the girl recited this little verse:
-
- "Sun, sun, who made them come,
- Make them go away.
- Then I'll be like other girls,
- Happy all the day!"
-
-"This is like a puzzle, or a riddle," whispered Uncle Wiggily to
-himself, as he kept out of sight behind a bush near the stump. "What
-is it she wants the sun to make go away? It can't be rain, or storm
-clouds, for the sky is as blue as a baby's eyes. I wonder what it is?"
-
-Then, as the girl took up the mirror again, and looked in it, Uncle
-Wiggily saw the reflection of her face.
-
-It was covered with dear, little brown freckles!
-
-"Ho! Ho!" softly crooned Uncle Wiggily to himself. "Now I understand.
-This girl is unhappy because she is freckled. She thinks she doesn't
-look pretty with them! Why, if she only knew it, those freckles show
-how strong and healthy she is. They show that she has played out in the
-fresh air and sunshine, and that she will live to be happy a long, long
-while. Freckles! Why, she ought to be glad she has them, instead of
-sorry!"
-
-But the girl on the stump kept her eyes shut, clenching the mirror in
-her hand and as she held her face up to the sun she recited another
-verse of what she thought was a mystic charm.
-
-This is what she said:
-
- "Freckles, freckles, go away!
- Don't come back any other day.
- Make my face most fair to see,
- Then how happy I will be!"
-
-Slowly, as Uncle Wiggily watched, hidden as he was behind the bush, the
-girl opened her eyes and held up the looking-glass. Over her shoulder
-the bunny gentleman could still see the freckles in the glass; the
-dear, brown, honest, healthy freckles. But when the girl saw them she
-dropped the mirror, hid her face in her hands and cried:
-
-"Oh, they didn't go 'way! They didn't go 'way! Now I never can be
-beautiful!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose thoughtfully.
-
-"This is too bad!" said the bunny gentleman. "I wonder how I can help
-that girl?" For, since he had helped the Toothache Boy by letting Dr.
-Possum pretend to pull an aching tooth, the bunny gentleman wanted do
-other favors for the children who loved him.
-
-"I'd like to make that girl happy, even with her freckles," said the
-bunny. "I'll hop off through the woods, and perhaps I may meet some of
-my animal friends who will show me a way."
-
-The bunny gentleman looked kindly at the girl on the stump. She was
-sobbing, and did not see him, or hear him, as she murmured over and
-over again:
-
-"I don't like freckles! I hate them!"
-
-Away through the woods hopped Uncle Wiggily. He had not gone very far
-before he heard a bird singing a beautiful song. Oh, so cheerful it
-was, and happy--that song!
-
-"Good morning, Mr. Bird!" greeted Uncle Wiggily, for you know it is the
-father bird who sings the sweetest song. The mother bird is so busy,
-I suppose, that she has little time to sing. "You are very happy this
-morning," the rabbit said to the bird.
-
-"Why, yes, Uncle Wiggily, I am very happy," answered Mr. Bird, "and so
-is my wife. She is up there on the nest, but she told me to come down
-here and sing a happy song."
-
-"Why?" asked the bunny.
-
-"Because we are going to have some little birds," was the answer.
-"There are some eggs in our nest, and my mate is sitting on them to
-keep them warm. Soon some little birds will come out, and I will sing a
-still happier song."
-
-"That's fine," said Uncle Wiggily, thinking of the unhappy freckled
-girl on the stump. "May I see the eggs in your nest?"
-
-"Of course," answered the father-singer. "Our nest is in a low bush,
-but it is well hidden. Here, I'll show you. Mrs. Bird will not mind if
-you look."
-
-The father bird fluttered to the nest, and Mrs. Bird raised her fluffy
-feathers to show Uncle Wiggily some beautiful blue eggs.
-
-"Why--why, they're _freckled_!" exclaimed the bunny gentleman. "Aren't
-you birds sad because you have freckled eggs? Why, your little birds
-will be freckled, too! And, if they are girl birds they will cry!"
-
-"Why?" asked Mr. Bird in surprise. "Why will our girl birdies cry?"
-
-"Because they'll be _freckled_," answered the bunny. "I just saw a girl
-in the woods, crying to break her heart because she is freckled!"
-
-"Nonsense!" chirped Mrs. Bird. "In the first place these are not
-freckles on my eggs, though they look so. My eggs are spotted, or
-mottled, and they would not be half so pretty if they were not colored
-that way. Besides, being spotted as they are, makes them not so easily
-seen in the nest. And, when I fly away to get food, bad snakes or cats
-can not so easily see my eggs to eat them. I just love my _freckled_
-eggs, as you call them!" laughed Mrs. Bird.
-
-"Well, they are pretty," admitted Uncle Wiggily. "But will your little
-birds be speckled, too?"
-
-"Not at all," sang Mr. Bird. "Say, Uncle Wiggily!" he whistled, "if
-we could get that girl here so she could see our spotted eggs, and
-know how beautiful they are, even if they are what she would call
-'freckled'; wouldn't that make her happier?"
-
-"Perhaps it would," said the bunny rabbit. "I never thought of that.
-I'll try it! You will not be afraid to let her see your eggs, will
-you?" he asked.
-
-"No; for girls are not like some boys--they don't rob the nests of
-birds," replied the mother of the speckled eggs. "Bring the unhappy
-girl here, and Mr. Bird and I will hide in the bushes while she peeps
-into our nest."
-
-"I will!" said Uncle Wiggily.
-
-Away he hopped through the woods, and soon he came to the place where
-the freckled girl was still sobbing on the stump.
-
-"Now how can I get her to follow me through the woods, to see the nest,
-when I can't talk to her?" whispered Uncle Wiggily.
-
-Then he thought of a plan.
-
-"I'll toss a little piece of tree-bark at her," chuckled the bunny.
-"That will make her look up, and when she sees me I'll hop off
-a little way. She'll follow, thinking she can catch me. But I'll keep
-ahead of her and so lead her to the woods. I want to make her happy!"
-
-The bunny tossed a bit of bark, hitting the girl on her head. She
-looked around, and then she saw Uncle Wiggily, all dressed up as he was
-with his tall silk hat and his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch.
-
-"Oh, what a funny rabbit!" exclaimed the girl, smiling through her
-tears, and forgetting her freckles, for a while at least. "I wonder if
-I can catch you?" she said.
-
-"Well, not if I know it," whispered Uncle Wiggily to himself, for he
-knew what the girl had said. "But I'll let you think you can," the
-bunny chuckled to himself.
-
-He hopped on a little farther, and the girl followed. But just as she
-thought she was going to put her hands on the rabbit, Uncle Wiggily
-skipped along, and she missed him. But still she followed on, and soon
-Uncle Wiggily had led her to the bushes where the birds had built their
-nest.
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Bird were watching, and when they saw Uncle Wiggily and
-the freckled girl, Mr. Bird began to sing. He sang of blue skies,
-or rippling waters of sunshine and sweet breezes scented with apple
-blossoms.
-
-"Oh, what a lovely song!" murmured the freckled girl. "Some birds must
-live here. I wonder if I could see their nest and eggs? I wouldn't hurt
-them for the world!" she said softly.
-
-Uncle Wiggily shrank back out of sight. The girl looked around for the
-singing birds, and just then the wind blew aside some leaves and she
-saw the nest. But she saw more than the nest, for she saw the eggs that
-were to be hatched into little birds. And, more than this; the girl saw
-that the eggs were spotted or mottled--freckled as she was herself!
-
-"Oh! Oh!" murmured the girl, clasping her hands as she looked down at
-the speckled eggs in the nest. "They have brown spots on, just like my
-face. They are _freckled eggs_--but, oh, how pretty they are! I never
-knew that anything freckled could be beautiful! I never knew! Oh, how
-wonderful!"
-
-As she stood looking at the eggs, Mr. Bird sang again, a sweeter song
-than before, and the wind blew softly on the freckled face of the
-unhappy girl--no, not unhappy now, for she smiled, and there were no
-more tears in her eyes.
-
-"Oh, how glad I am that the funny rabbit led me to the nest of
-freckled eggs!" said the girl. "I wonder where he is?"
-
-She looked around, but Uncle Wiggily had hopped away. He had done all
-that was needed of him.
-
-The mother bird softly fluttered down into her nest, covering the
-beautiful mottled eggs with her downy wings. She was not afraid of the
-girl. The girl reached out her hand and timidly stroked the mother
-bird. Then she gently touched her own freckled cheeks.
-
-"I'm never going to care any more," she whispered. "I did not know that
-freckles could be so pretty. I'm glad I got 'em!"
-
-The freckled girl walked away, leaving the mother bird on the nest,
-while the father of the speckled eggs, that soon would be little birds,
-sang his song of joy. The freckled girl, with a glad smile on her face,
-went back to the stump, and, without looking into the mirror, she
-tossed the bit of looking-glass into a deep spring.
-
-"I don't need you any more," she said, as the glass went sailing
-through the air. "I know, now, that freckles can be beautiful!"
-
-And if the pussy cat doesn't think the automobile tire is a bologna
-sausage, and try to nibble a piece out to make a sandwich for the rag
-doll's picnic, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the mud
-puddle.
-
-
-
-
-STORY III
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MUD PUDDLE
-
-
-Did you ever fall down in a mud puddle? Perhaps this may have happened
-to you when you were barefooted, with old clothes on, so that it did
-not much matter whether you splashed them or not.
-
-But that isn't what I mean.
-
-Did you ever fall into a mud puddle when you had on your very best
-clothes, with white stockings that showed every speck of mud? If
-anything like that ever happened to you, when you were going to
-Sunday-school, or to a little afternoon tea party, why, you know how
-dreadfully unhappy you felt! To say nothing of the pain in your knees!
-
-Well, now for a story of how a little boy named Tommie fell in a mud
-puddle, and how Uncle Wiggily helped him scrub the mud off his white
-stockings--off Tommie's white stockings I mean, not Uncle Wiggily's.
-
-Tommie was a little boy who lived in a house on the edge of the wood,
-near where Uncle Wiggily had built his hollow stump bungalow. No,
-Tommie wasn't the same little boy who had the toothache. He was quite a
-different chap.
-
-One day the postman rang the bell at Tommie's house, and gave Tommie a
-cute little letter.
-
-"Oh, it's for me!" cried Tommie. "Look, Mother! I have a letter!"
-
-"That's nice," said Mother. "Who sent it to you?"
-
-"I'll look and tell you," answered the little boy. The writing in the
-letter was large and plain, and though Tommie had not been to school
-very long he could read a little. So he was able to tell that the
-letter was from a little girl named Alice, who wanted him to come to a
-party she was going to have one afternoon a few days later.
-
-"Oh, may I go?" Tommie asked his mother.
-
-"Yes," she answered.
-
-"And wear my best clothes?"
-
-"Surely you will put on your best clothes to go to the party," said
-Mother. "And I hope you have a nice time!"
-
-Tommie hoped so, too. But if only he had known what was going to
-happen! Perhaps it is just as well he did not, for it would have
-spoiled his fun of thinking about the coming party. And half the fun
-of nearly everything, you know, is thinking about it beforehand, or
-afterward.
-
-At last the day came for the tea party Alice was to give at her home,
-which was a little distance down the street from Tommie's house.
-
-"Oh, how happy I am!" sang Tommie, as he ran about the porch.
-
-But when, after breakfast, it began to rain, Tommie was not so happy.
-He stood with his nose pressed against the glass of the window until
-it was pressed quite flat. I mean his nose was flat, for the glass was
-that way anyhow, you know. And Tommie watched the rain drops splash
-down, making little mud puddles in the street.
-
-"Can't I go to Alice's party if it rains?" asked Tommie.
-
-"Well, no, I think not," Mother answered. "But perhaps it will stop
-raining before it is time for you to go. You don't have to leave here
-until after lunch."
-
-Tommie turned again to press his nose against the glass, glad that the
-rain was outside, so that the drops which rolled down the window could
-not wet his face. And he hoped the clouds would clear away and that the
-sun would shine before the time for the party.
-
-Now about this same hour Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, was also looking out of the window of his hollow stump
-bungalow in the woods, wondering, just as Tommie wondered, whether the
-rain would stop.
-
-"But surely you won't go out while it is still raining," said Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper.
-
-"No," answered Uncle Wiggily, "my going out is not so needful as all
-that. I was going to look for an adventure, and I had rather do that in
-the sunshine than in the rain. I can wait."
-
-And then, almost as suddenly as it had started, the rain stopped.
-
-"Oh, I'm so glad!" sang Tommie, as he danced up and down. "Now I can go
-to the party!"
-
-"And I can go adventuring," said Uncle Wiggily. Now of course he did
-not hear Tommie, nor did the little boy hear the bunny. But, all the
-same, they were to have an adventure together.
-
-Tommie had been ready, for some time, to start down the street to go
-to the party Alice was giving for her little girl and boy friends. All
-that Tommie needed, now, was to have his collar and tie put on, and
-his hair combed again, for it had become rather tossed and twisted
-topsy-turvy when he pressed his head against the window, watching the
-rain.
-
-"Be careful of mud puddles!" Tommie's mother called to him, as, all
-spick and span, he started down the street toward the home of Alice, a
-block or so distant. "Don't fall in any puddles!"
-
-"I'll be careful," Tommie promised.
-
-And as Uncle Wiggily started out about this same time for his
-adventure, Nurse Jane called to the bunny:
-
-"Be careful not to get wet on account of your rheumatism."
-
-"I'll be careful," promised Uncle Wiggily, just as Tommie had done.
-
-Now everything would have been all right if Tommie had not stubbed his
-toe as he was going along the street, about half way to the party. But
-he did stumble, where one sidewalk stone was raised up higher than
-another, and, before he could save himself, down in the mud puddle fell
-poor Tommie! He fell on his hands and knees, and they were both soaked
-in the muddy water of the puddle on the sidewalk.
-
-Of course it did not so much matter about Tommie's hands. He could
-easily wash the mud and brown water off them. But it was different with
-his white stockings. Perhaps I forgot to tell you that Tommie wore
-white stockings to the party. But he did, and now the knees of these
-stockings were all mud!
-
-And as he looked at his mud-soiled stockings, and at his hands, from
-which water was dripping down on the sides of his legs, Tommie could
-not help crying.
-
-"I can't go to the party this way!" sobbed Tommie to himself, for he
-was big enough to go down the street alone, and there were no other
-children on it just then. "I can't go to the party this way! But if I
-go home Mother will make me change my things, and I'll be late, and
-maybe she won't let me go at all! Oh, dear!"
-
-And in order to keep out of sight of any other boys or girls who might
-come along, Tommie stepped behind some bushes that grew along the
-street.
-
-[Illustration: He looked down at his mud-soiled stockings]
-
-And what was his surprise to see, sitting on a stone, behind this same
-bush, an old gentleman rabbit, wearing glasses, and with a tall silk
-hat on his head. On the ground beside him was a red, white and blue
-striped crutch, for rheumatism.
-
-But the funniest thing about the rabbit gentleman (who, as you have
-guessed, was Uncle Wiggily), the funniest thing was that he had a bunch
-of dried grass in one paw, and he was busy scrubbing some dried spots
-of mud off his trousers. So busy was Uncle Wiggily doing this that he
-neither saw nor heard Tommie come behind the bush. And Tommie was so
-surprised at seeing Uncle Wiggily that the little boy never said a word.
-
-"Why--why!" thought Tommie, as he saw the bunny take up a pine tree
-cone, which was like a nutmeg grater, and scrape the dried mud off his
-trousers, "he must have fallen into a mud puddle just as I did!"
-
-And that is just what had happened to Uncle Wiggily. He had been
-walking along, thinking of an adventure he might have, when he splashed
-into a puddle and spattered himself with mud!
-
-But, instead of crying, Uncle Wiggily set about making the best of
-it--cleaning himself off so he would look nice again, to go in search
-of an adventure.
-
-"I'll let the mud dry in the sun," said Uncle Wiggily out loud,
-speaking to himself, with his back partly turned to Tommie. "Then it
-will easily scrape off."
-
-The sun was so warm, after the rain, that it soon dried the mud on the
-bunny gentleman's clothes, and with the bunch of grass, and the sharp
-pine tree cone, he soon had loosened the bits of dirt.
-
-"Now I'm all right again," said Uncle Wiggily out loud. And though
-of course Tommie did not understand rabbit talk, the little boy could
-see what Uncle Wiggily had done to help himself after the mud puddle
-accident.
-
-"I say!" cried Tommie, before he thought, "will you please lend me that
-pine tree cone clothes brush? I want to clean the mud off my white
-stockings so I can go to the party!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked up in surprise! He had not known, before, that
-Tommie was there; but the bunny heard what the little boy said. With a
-low and polite bow of his tall silk hat, Uncle Wiggily tossed the bunch
-of grass and the pine cone to Tommie. By that time the mud had dried so
-the little boy could scrape most of it off his stockings.
-
-"I hope you have a nice time at the party," said Uncle Wiggily, in
-rabbit language, of course. And then, as Tommie scraped the last of the
-dried mud away, leaving only a few spots on his stockings, the bunny
-gentleman hopped out of the bush and on his way.
-
-"And I can go to Alice's house without having to run home to change my
-stockings," thought Tommie. "I wonder who that rabbit was?"
-
-And when Tommie reached the party he found that he was not the only
-little boy who had fallen in a mud puddle. The same thing had happened
-to Sammie and Johnnie, two other boys.
-
-"But how did you get your stockings so clean, without going home and
-changing them?" asked the other boys of Tommie.
-
-"Oh, an old rabbit gentleman, with a tall silk hat and a red, white
-and blue crutch showed me how to scrape off the dried mud with a pine
-cone," Tommie answered. "I cleaned my white stockings as the bunny
-brushed his clothes."
-
-"Oh, is that a fairy story?" cried the boys and girls at Alice's party.
-
-"Well, he _looked_ like a fairy!" laughed Tommie, who had washed his
-hands in the bath room at Alice's house, so they were clean for eating
-cake and ice cream. "And I'm not afraid of mud puddles any more. I know
-what to do if I fall in one," said Tommie.
-
-And if the onion doesn't make tears come into the eyes of the potato
-when they're playing tag around the spoon in the soup dish, the next
-story will be about Uncle Wiggily and the bad boy.
-
-
-
-
-STORY IV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BAD BOY
-
-
-Once upon a time there was a bad boy. He lived on the edge of the wood
-in which Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, had built
-his hollow stump bungalow. The bad boy did not know Uncle Wiggily, but
-Mr. Longears knew about the bad boy, and so did Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy,
-the bunny's muskrat lady housekeeper.
-
-"Don't ever go near that bad boy's house," said Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy one
-morning, as the rabbit gentleman started out with his red, white and
-blue striped rheumatism crutch.
-
-"Why not?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Because," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, "that boy will throw stones at
-you, and maybe hit you on your pink, twinkling nose."
-
-"He can't throw stones now," said Uncle Wiggily. "He can't find any.
-The ground is covered with snow."
-
-"Then he'll throw snowballs at you," said the muskrat lady housekeeper.
-"Please keep away from him."
-
-"I'll think about it," promised the bunny gentleman, as he hopped away,
-with his tall, silk hat on his head.
-
-Now you know why, once upon a time, there was a bad boy. He was bad
-because he threw stones and snowballs at rabbits and other animals.
-There were more things bad about him than this, but one is enough for a
-story.
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped on and on, across the fields and through the
-woods, and soon he came to the house of the bad boy. It was a regular
-house, not a hollow stump bungalow, such as that in which Mr. Longears
-lived.
-
-"I wonder if there isn't any way of making that bad boy good?" thought
-the bunny rabbit gentleman. "Bad boys aren't of much use in the world,
-but good boys, or girls, who put out crumbs for the hungry birds to eat
-in winter--they are of great use in the world! I wonder if I could make
-that bad boy good?"
-
-But, no sooner had Uncle Wiggily began to wonder in this fashion, than,
-all of a sudden, he heard a loud voice shouting:
-
-"Hi! There he is! A rabbit! I'm going to throw a snowball at him!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked over his shoulder and saw the bad boy rushing out
-of his house, followed by another boy.
-
-"Oh, what a nice, funny rabbit!" cried the second boy. "He looks as if
-he came from a circus--all dressed up!"
-
-"I'll make him turn a somersault if I can whang him with a snowball!"
-shouted the bad boy, running toward the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Perhaps I had better be going," said Uncle Wiggily, who could
-understand boy and girl talk, though he could not speak it himself.
-"I'll wait until some other day about trying to make this boy good."
-
-Mr. Longears started to run, but he had not taken many hops before,
-all of a sudden, he felt a sharp, thumping pain in his side, and he was
-almost knocked over by a snowball thrown by the bad boy.
-
-"Hi there! I hit him! I hit him!" howled the bad boy, dancing up and
-down.
-
-"Yes," sadly said the other chap. "You hit him, but what good did it
-do?"
-
-"It shows I'm a straight shot!" proudly answered the other. "Maybe I
-can catch that rabbit now."
-
-He ran over the snow. But though Uncle Wiggily had been knocked down by
-the ball thrown by the bad boy, the rabbit gentleman managed to get to
-his feet, and away he hopped on his rheumatism crutch--so fast that the
-bad boy could not get him.
-
-Then the bad boy and the other chap, who was not so bad, played in the
-snow, until it was time to go home. Uncle Wiggily hopped to his hollow
-stump bungalow, but he said nothing to Nurse Jane about the pain in his
-side.
-
-"If I tell her she won't let me go out to the movies to-night with
-Grandpa Goosey," thought Mr. Longears.
-
-So, though his side pained him, Uncle Wiggily said never a word, but
-early that evening he hopped over to Grandpa Goosey's home in the duck
-pen. And on the way Uncle Wiggily had to pass the house of the bad boy.
-
-"But it is getting dark, and he will not see me," thought the bunny
-gentleman. "I guess it will be safe."
-
-Now it happened that, just as Uncle Wiggily was hopping under the
-window of the bad boy's house, the bunny heard a voice inside saying:
-
-"Oh, dear! How my ear aches! Oh, what a pain! Can't you do something to
-stop it, Mother?"
-
-"If I had some soft cotton I could put a little warm oil on it and
-that, in your ear, would make it feel better," answered a lady's voice.
-"But I have no cotton in the house. If you'll wait until I go to the
-drug store----"
-
-"No! No!" howled the voice of the bad boy. "I don't want you to go to
-the store and leave me alone! Can't you get some cotton without going
-to the store?"
-
-"No," answered the mother. "You shouldn't have played out in the cold,
-and thrown snowballs at the rabbit. You must have gotten some snow in
-your ear to make it ache!"
-
-"Oh, do something to make it stop!" cried the bad boy. "Oh, why haven't
-we some cotton?"
-
-Uncle Wiggily, outside under the window, heard all this talk. Now
-the bunny gentleman knew where to find something like cotton without
-going to the drug store. Inside each of the big brown buds of the
-horse-chestnut tree is a little wad of cotton. Mother Nature puts the
-cotton there to keep the bud warm through the winter, so green leaves
-will come out in the spring.
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked around and saw, lying on the snow, a branch which
-the wind had broken from a horse-chestnut tree. Hopping across the
-newly-fallen spring snow to this branch, Uncle Wiggily gnawed off some
-of the buds. Breaking these open with his teeth, he took out some of
-the soft, fluffy cotton.
-
-"I'll just leave this on the bad boy's doorstep," thought the bunny.
-"I'll tap with my crutch and hop away."
-
-So the bunny gentleman, with the wad of cotton, skipped up the front
-steps of the house when no one saw him. His paws made funny little
-marks in the soft snow. Uncle Wiggily put the cotton on the sill,
-tapped once, twice, three times with his rheumatism crutch, and then
-hopped away.
-
-"Somebody's at the door!" said the bad boy. "Maybe that's daddy coming
-home, so he can go to the drug store and get that cotton for my aching
-ear."
-
-"Maybe," said his mother. "I hope it is."
-
-She opened the door, and when she saw there the bunch of cotton--just
-what she wanted--you can imagine how surprised she was!
-
-"Why, who could have left it?" asked the bad boy, when his mother told
-him what had happened. "Who do you s'pose did?"
-
-"I don't know," she answered. "But I saw some rabbit tracks in the snow
-on our steps."
-
-"Rabbit tracks?" repeated the boy, wonderingly, as his mother softly
-put some warm cotton and oil in his ear, making the pain almost stop.
-
-"Yes, rabbit tracks," said Mother. "And, if I were you, I'd never throw
-any more snowballs at rabbits."
-
-The boy (I'll not call him bad any more) put his head down on the
-pillow of his bed. He could go to sleep now, as the pain in his ear had
-almost stopped.
-
-"I wonder if that funny rabbit, dressed up like a little old man, could
-have brought me the cotton?" said the boy.
-
-"I wonder, too," softly spoke Mother with a smile.
-
-"Anyhow, I won't ever throw stones or snowballs at rabbits any more,"
-promised the boy.
-
-"Or cats or dogs, either?" his mother asked.
-
-"Or cats or dogs, either," added the boy.
-
-Then he went to sleep, and Uncle Wiggily, picking the bits of fuzzy
-horse-chestnut tree cotton off his tall, silk hat, hopped on to Grandpa
-Goosey's house and went to the movies.
-
-So that's the story of the bunny gentleman and the bad boy, and I hope
-you liked it. But if the rag doll's go-cart doesn't race with the baby
-carriage and slip on the banana skin as though it had on roller skates,
-I'll tell you in the next story about Uncle Wiggily and the good boy.
-
-
-
-
-STORY V
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE GOOD BOY
-
-
-"Now do be careful to-day, please, Uncle Wiggily," begged Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper of the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, as he hopped down off the steps of his hollow stump bungalow
-one morning.
-
-[Illustration: "Now do be careful to-day."]
-
-"Careful? Why, I'm always careful," answered the bunny, as he twinkled
-one side of his pink nose and looked to make sure that his red, white
-and blue striped rheumatism crutch was not painted green. "Don't you
-think so, Nurse Jane?" asked Mr. Longears.
-
-"Indeed I do not," Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy answered. "You get so excited,
-looking for adventures, that you don't care whether you are chased by
-the Pipsisewah or Skeezicks."
-
-"But I always get away from them; don't I?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-"And the Woozie Wolf, the Fuzzy Fox and even the Skillery Scallery
-Alligator. I always get away, Nurse Jane."
-
-"It is hard work for you, sometimes," said the muskrat lady. "I do
-wish you would be more careful, Wiggy. Besides, these new adventures
-of yours--helping real girls and boys out of their troubles--are
-dangerous. Of course, I love children, and I know you do, also. But
-some day you'll be caught by one of these bad boys or girls."
-
-"There aren't any bad girls," laughed Uncle Wiggily. "They are just a
-bit funny; that's all. As for bad boys; well, I hope to see them all
-turn good. And, anyhow, the children love me so much I don't believe
-they'll harm me."
-
-"Well, you'd better be careful just the same," Nurse Jane said. Then
-she went in to dust the dishes and sweep the furniture, and Uncle
-Wiggily hopped over the fields and through the woods, looking for an
-adventure.
-
-The bunny gentleman had not gone far from his hollow stump bungalow
-before he saw a crowd of boys on their way to school. One of the boys
-had a tin can in his hand, and another carried a piece of rope.
-
-"Oh, maybe those boys are going camping," thought Uncle Wiggily,
-"and they're going to build a campfire and cook their carrot soup,
-or whatever they eat, in the tin can over the fire. I'll hide in the
-bushes and watch them. And I can hear what they say."
-
-By means of a gift which a good fairy gave him, Uncle Wiggily, for
-a time, was able to hear and understand the talk of boys and girls,
-though he could not, himself, speak their language. He wanted to hear
-what these boys would say, so the bunny gentleman hid in the bushes.
-
-The boys came along, laughing, shouting and trying to sing, but that
-last they did not do as well as girls would have done. Somehow or
-other, girls are better singers than boys.
-
-Well, anyhow, the boys came nearer to where Uncle Wiggily was hiding in
-the bushes, and, all of a sudden, one of the lads gave a whoop like a
-wild Indian, and cried:
-
-"There's a dog! Let's get him!"
-
-"There, now!" thought Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I knew boys were good.
-They want to take that dog with them to camp and give him some of the
-soup they are going to boil in the tin can. I hope they don't give it
-to him too hot, though, and burn his tongue."
-
-Uncle Wiggily peeked over the top of the bush, and saw one of the boys
-chasing the dog. It was a little dog; rather thin, so you could almost
-count his ribs, and he did not seem to have had much to eat of late.
-And as soon as the dog saw the boy running after him, that dog began to
-run also.
-
-"Why, that's queer," said Uncle Wiggily. "Why does the dog run away
-from that good boy? If I were only nearer I'd tell the dog that the boy
-is going to be kind to him and give him tomato-can camp-soup."
-
-"Oh, let the dog go!" called a red-haired boy to the one who was
-running along with the tin can in his hand.
-
-"No, I'm going to catch him and tie this tin can on his tail," the
-first boy answered. "You ought to see how fast he'll run when he has
-this tin can on his tail!"
-
-"Dear me!" thought Uncle Wiggily, hardly able to believe what he heard.
-"Tie a tin can on a dog's tail! And I thought that boy was going to be
-kind! Oh, oh, what a mistake I made!"
-
-Most of the boys turned off on another path and went to school, but the
-one with the tin can chased after the dog, and another boy, who seemed
-very nice and quiet, stayed near the bush, behind which Uncle Wiggily
-was hidden. Finally the boy with the tin can caught the poor, thin,
-yelping dog, and carried him back to the bush.
-
-"Where's that piece of rope?" asked the bad boy, holding the yelping,
-squirming little dog under one arm, while in the other hand he carried
-the empty tin can.
-
-"What are you going to do with the rope?" asked the quiet boy. He held
-his hands behind his back.
-
-"I'm going to use the rope to tie this tin can on the dog's tail,"
-answered the bad boy. "That's what I am!"
-
-"Then I won't give it to you," spoke the quiet lad. "I'm not going to
-let you tie any tin can to a dog's tail if I can help it! There! You
-can't have the rope!"
-
-With a sudden motion he threw, away over in the weeds, the rope, which
-he had picked up after another lad had dropped it to go to school.
-
-"Oh, ho! So that's what you're going to do, is it?" cried the bad boy.
-"I'll fix you for that!"
-
-He dropped his tin can; but still holding the poor dog under his arm,
-the bad boy rushed at the quiet chap.
-
-"I'll make you get that rope and help me tie the tin can on this dog's
-tail!" cried the bad boy.
-
-"I think it is about time for me to do something," said Uncle Wiggily
-to himself. The bunny gentleman, hidden behind the bush, had heard all
-that was said.
-
-All of a sudden, just as the bad boy was going to hit the quiet lad,
-for not helping to tie the tin can on the dog's tail, Uncle Wiggily
-turned, and, in the soft sand and dirt, began to dig very fast with his
-paws.
-
-Now a rabbit gentleman is one of the best diggers in the world. With
-his paws he can make himself a burrow, or underground house, almost
-before you can eat a lollypop. And Uncle Wiggily, pawing in the dirt,
-made a regular shower of sand, gravel and little stones fly right in
-the face of the bad boy.
-
-By looking over his shoulder Uncle Wiggily could see which way to dig
-so that the sand would go in the eyes of the bad boy, but not in the
-face of the one who was kind to animals.
-
-Whiff! Whiff! Whiff! the sand, gravel and little stones shot over the
-top of the bushes, and spattered all over the bad boy.
-
-"Say! Who's doing that?" cried the unkind chap, trying to hold his arm
-in front of his face to keep the sand out of his eyes. "If you fellows
-don't stop that----"
-
-But he couldn't say any more, for a lot of sand went flying into his
-mouth. He dropped the poor, thin dog, who ran away and hid himself in a
-hollow tree, and then the bad boy had to use both hands to wipe out the
-gravel that rattled down inside his shirt, and so he couldn't hit the
-kind boy.
-
-"Who's scattering that gravel?" cried the bad boy, scowling.
-
-"I don't see anyone," said the other, smiling.
-
-But there was Uncle Wiggily, behind the bush, scattering the gravel
-with his paws in a regular shower.
-
-"I wish Nurse Jane could see me now," chuckled the bunny gentleman.
-"She surely would laugh."
-
-At last so much gravel, sand and little stones showered into the face
-of the bad boy that he ran away, crying:
-
-"Oh! Oh! Oh! Something terrible must have happened! I guess I'd better
-not tie any tin cans on dogs' tails any more."
-
-"I guess you'd better not," said the other boy.
-
-"And I say the same," laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he brushed some dust
-off his tall, silk hat, and straightened his necktie. Then the bunny
-gentleman watched, while the kind boy went to the hollow tree and
-patted the poor, frightened little dog. And then this boy hid the tin
-can where no other boys could find it, and went on to school.
-
-And I think--mind you I'm not sure--but I think that bad boy turned
-good after that. Anyhow if he didn't he ought to.
-
-"Well, I had quite an adventure," said the bunny rabbit gentleman, as
-he hopped on to his hollow stump bungalow. "A very good adventure!"
-
-And if the jumping jack doesn't cut a slice off the mud pie with the
-bread-knife, and tell the rag doll it's a piece of chocolate cake, I'll
-tell you next about Uncle Wiggily's valentine.
-
-
-
-
-STORY VI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S VALENTINE
-
-
-Uncle Wiggily quickly hopped across the room and closed the door of his
-hollow stump bungalow, where he was busy in the sitting room. He heard
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy coming along.
-
-"Well, that's queer!" exclaimed the muskrat lady housekeeper, as she
-noticed what Uncle Wiggily did. "I wonder what he means? Wiggy," she
-called, "are you getting ready for some strange, new adventure, such as
-stopping bad boys from tying tin cans on dogs' tails?"
-
-"Nothing like that now; no, my dear," answered the bunny rabbit, and he
-quickly pulled the table cover over something he had been looking at.
-"This is a secret!"
-
-"Oh--a secret!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, puzzled-like.
-
-The muskrat lady looked at a calendar hanging on the wall, and noticed
-that the day was February 14.
-
-"I think I can guess what your secret is, Uncle Wiggily," she said to
-herself. "I s'pose it's something for Mrs. Twistytail, the pig lady, or
-maybe for Grandpa Goosey Gander. Well, I hope you enjoy it."
-
-Then Nurse Jane went back to the dining room, where she was giving the
-dishes their morning bath; and Uncle Wiggily began to rustle some paper
-and tie knots in a piece of gold string, the while murmuring to himself:
-
-"I hope she likes it! Oh, I do hope she likes it. I'll put it on the
-steps, throw a stone at the door so she thinks someone is knocking, and
-then I'll run and hide behind a bush and watch how surprised she is
-when she opens it."
-
-Uncle Wiggily had been very busy all that morning, after having been
-out in the woods the day before. What he had made I shall tell you
-about in a little while. Enough now for you to know that the bunny
-rabbit had something he did not want Nurse Jane to see.
-
-Pretty soon, after opening the door a crack, and listening to Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy wash the face of the clock, Uncle Wiggily hopped softly
-out and down the front steps, with a box under his paw. His tall silk
-hat was on rather sideways, and he carried his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch upside down, but when you remember that it
-was February 14, I think you will kindly excuse the bunny gentleman.
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped on through the woods, and over the fields. Every
-now and then he would stop, and, with his crutch, brush to one side
-the dried leaves and little heaps of snow that were scattered here and
-there in the forest.
-
-"I hope I may find some," said Mr. Longears to himself. "It won't be
-half so pretty without them. I hope I find some."
-
-He searched in many places, and at last he found what he was looking
-for. Carefully he picked something up off the ground, and put it in the
-box he carried.
-
-"Nurse Jane will surely like this," said the bunny gentleman. He was
-about to hop on again when, all of a sudden, he heard someone crying in
-the woods. There was a sobbing sound and, looking around the corner of
-a tree, Uncle Wiggily saw a little girl, sitting on a log. And she was
-crying as hard as she could cry!
-
-"That isn't the Freckled Girl," said the bunny gentleman to himself.
-"She said she wouldn't mind her freckles after she looked at the pretty
-speckled birds' eggs. It isn't the Freckled Girl. I wonder who she is,
-and what's the matter?"
-
-And pretty soon Uncle Wiggily found out, for he heard the sobbing girl
-say:
-
-"Oh, I wish I had money enough to buy one! All the other girls and boys
-can buy valentines to send teacher, but I can't! And she'll think I
-don't like her, but I do! Oh, I wish I had a valentine!"
-
-"My goodness me sakes alive and some peanut pudding!" whispered the
-bunny rabbit gentleman. "That girl is crying because she hasn't a
-valentine for her teacher!"
-
-Then the bunny gentleman looked down at the box, wrapped in tissue
-paper, which he carried under his paw--the box in which he had placed
-something he had found under the leaves and snow of the forest a little
-while before.
-
-"She wants a valentine," murmured the bunny rabbit gentleman. "And here
-I have one that I made for Nurse Jane. I was going to leave it on the
-steps and surprise my muskrat lady housekeeper. But I suppose I could
-give it to this little girl, and--well, Nurse Jane won't care, when I
-tell her."
-
-"I'll do it! I'll give this girl my valentine," said Uncle Wiggily so
-suddenly that his pink nose almost twinkled backward.
-
-He looked over the top of a bush behind which he had sat down to wrap
-up Nurse Jane's valentine. Then the bunny hopped over to the girl who
-sat on the log, still sobbing because she had no token for her teacher.
-
-The girl heard the rustling in the leaves, made by Uncle Wiggily's paws
-as he hopped, and she looked up suddenly. Then she rubbed her eyes,
-hardly able to believe what she saw.
-
-"Why! Why!" she murmured. "Am I dreaming? Is this a fairy? A rabbit
-gentleman, dressed in a tall silk hat, and with his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch! Oh! Why, it's Uncle Wiggily! It's Uncle
-Wiggily out of my Bedtime Story Books! Oh, how glad I am to see you,
-dear Uncle Wiggily! Please come up and sit by me on this log!"
-
-But Uncle Wiggily was not allowed to do this. He put his paw over his
-lips, to show that though he could hear, and understand what the girl
-said, he could not talk to her in reply. Then he placed his valentine
-beside her on the log and quickly hopped away.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Wait a minute! Please wait a minute!" cried the
-girl, but the bunny gentleman dared not stay.
-
-"I must try and find Nurse Jane another valentine," he said to himself,
-as he skipped along the woodland paths.
-
-Left alone, the girl on the log opened the box Uncle Wiggily had left.
-It was made from pieces of white birch bark, such as the Indians used
-for their canoes. Inside, were some sprigs from an evergreen tree, with
-some round, brown buttons from the sycamore tree. And in the middle
-of the evergreen sprigs were some lovely pink and white blossoms of
-the trailing arbutus--the earliest flower of Spring--growing under the
-leaves and late snows. It was these arbutus flowers which the bunny had
-come to the woods to find and complete his valentine. Now he had given
-it to the girl.
-
-"Oh, how lovely!" she murmured, tears no longer in her eyes. "Won't
-teacher be surprised when I put this on her desk and tell her Uncle
-Wiggily gave it to me? Oh, there's a verse, too!"
-
-And there was! Written on a piece of white birch bark, which is what
-the animal folk use instead of paper, was this little verse:
-
- "These twigs of cedar, like my heart,
- Are ever green for you.
- The blossoms whisper that I am
- Your Valentine so true!"
-
-"I know teacher will just love this!" said the little girl, and she was
-so excited she could hardly run to school. She had to hop and skip.
-
-"Here's a valentine Uncle Wiggily gave me in the woods," the little
-girl told her teacher, all excited and out of breath.
-
-"Uncle Wiggily? How strange!" exclaimed the teacher. "I--I hope you
-didn't dream it," she said to the little girl. "But, at any rate, the
-valentine is real. And how lovely! It's the very nicest one I ever saw!"
-
-Then you can imagine how pleased the little girl was. Uncle Wiggily,
-hopping back to his bungalow through the woods, gnawed a piece of white
-birch bark off a tree, and, with a burned, black stick for a pencil, he
-scribbled on it:
-
-"Dear Nurse Jane: This is my valentine. I love you!"
-
-"+Uncle Wiggily.+"
-
-And when the muskrat lady found that on the doorstep a little later,
-she laughed and said it was the nicest valentine she could wish for.
-And when Uncle Wiggily told about giving the other valentine to the sad
-little girl, the muskrat lady said:
-
-"You did just right, Wiggy! Now let's go to the movies!"
-
-So they did. And if electric light doesn't cry when it has to go down
-cellar in the dark, to get a piece of coal for the fire to play with,
-you shall next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the bad dog.
-
-
-
-
-STORY VII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BAD DOG
-
-
-Once upon a time, about as many years ago as it takes a lollypop to
-slide down the back cellar door, there lived in a kennel, not far from
-Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow, a bad dog. And the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, more than once, wished that this dog would always stay in
-his kennel, or remain chained in front of it so he couldn't get loose.
-
-"For that dog," said Uncle Wiggily to Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, "is the
-pest of my life! Every time he sees me he chases me. He isn't at all
-like Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, or Old Dog Percival."
-
-"Why don't you scratch sand and gravel in his eyes as you did in the
-face of the bad boy?" asked the muskrat lady housekeeper.
-
-"You can't treat dogs as you do boys," replied Uncle Wiggily. "Though,
-of course, some boys and some dogs are great friends. But this dog
-seems always to want to chase me."
-
-"Then you must be very careful if you go off in the woods to-day,
-looking for an adventure," said Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-
-"I will," promised the bunny rabbit gentleman.
-
-Away he hopped on his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch,
-and his tall, silk hat. And this time Uncle Wiggily took with him his
-glasses, which he sometimes wore in order to see better.
-
-"And I want to see the very best I can to-day," said Mr. Longears to
-himself, as he hopped along. "I want to see that bad, unpleasant dog
-before he sees me!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily was skipping along, thinking perhaps that he had better
-pick a bunch of violets and take them to the lady mouse teacher in the
-hollow stump school, when, all of a sudden, there sounded through the
-woods a loud:
-
-"Wuff! Wuff!"
-
-"That isn't the Fox, nor yet the Wolf, nor even the Skillery Scallery
-Alligator," said Uncle Wiggily, looking around the corner of the
-mulberry bush. "I think it must be that savage dog!"
-
-And, surely enough it was. And a moment later the dog came bursting
-through the bushes, barking and growling and headed straight for Uncle
-Wiggily.
-
-"I'll make believe I'm playing baseball and try for a home run!" said
-the rabbit gentleman to himself, and through the bushes, turning and
-twisting this way and that, he ran for his hollow stump bungalow.
-
-Uncle Wiggily reached it only just in time, too. For as he hopped up
-the steps, and closed the door, locking it, the dog jumped over the
-gate.
-
-"My goodness me sakes alive and a basket of soap bubbles!" cried Nurse
-Jane. "What's the matter, Wiggy? Is the house on fire?"
-
-"It's that dog--chasing--me!" panted the bunny, for he was quite out
-of breath.
-
-"The idea! How impolite of him!" exclaimed the muskrat lady, and she
-shook her broom out of the window at the bad chap.
-
-"Well, you got away from me this time, but the next time I'll get you,"
-growled the dog, as he slunk away.
-
-"Why is he so anxious to catch you?" asked Nurse Jane, as Uncle Wiggily
-sat down in an easy chair to rest.
-
-"Oh, I guess he'd chase any of the animal folk he saw in the wood,"
-answered the bunny gentleman. "He'd chase Sammie or Susie Littletail
-the rabbits, Johnnie or Billie Bushytail the squirrels and I'm sure he
-would make Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck children, lose
-their feathers in trying to flutter away from him."
-
-"It's too bad," said Nurse Jane. "You ought to speak to Old Percival,
-the Policeman Dog about this bad chap."
-
-"I shall," said Uncle Wiggily. He did, too, but the bad dog was so sly
-that Old Percival could not catch him. Uncle Wiggily also spoke to the
-little dog, whom he had saved from having a tin can tied on his tail by
-a bad boy.
-
-"I'll tell this savage dog to let you alone," the little chap promised.
-
-But all this did no good. Every time the bad dog saw Uncle Wiggily
-in the woods he chased the rabbit gentleman, and once nearly caught
-the bunny. I don't know why this dog was so unpleasant and mean
-toward Uncle Wiggily. I guess maybe the dog didn't know any better.
-Perhaps he thought Uncle Wiggily didn't like dogs, but Mr. Longears
-did--especially Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the little puppy chaps.
-
-Well, as it happened, one day the people who owned the big, savage dog,
-that always chased Uncle Wiggily, went away on a visit. And they went
-in such a hurry that they left the dog chained to his kennel, and they
-forgot to leave him any water to drink, or food to eat.
-
-At first the dog was not hungry, but later in the day, when it was time
-for him to have had a meal, and some water, that dog began to feel very
-unhappy.
-
-"Bow! Wow! Wow!" he barked, trying to call someone out to feed him, and
-pour water in the sun-dried pan. But no one came, and the dog grew more
-hungry, and so thirsty that his tongue hung down out of his mouth.
-
-Just about this time Uncle Wiggily was going through the woods on
-his way to the six and seven cent store to get Nurse Jane a spool of
-thread. The bunny rabbit heard the barking of the dog, and started to
-run, for he knew that voice. But as he paused to listen, and find out
-from which direction the sound came, so he could run away from it,
-instead of toward it, Uncle Wiggily heard a voice saying:
-
-"Bow wow! Oh, how hungry I am! How thirsty I am!"
-
-It was the savage dog speaking, and Uncle Wiggily of course understood
-animal talk, even better than he had learned to know, as he had of
-late, what boys and girls said.
-
-"Hum! So that dog is hungry and thirsty, is he?" said the bunny to
-himself. "Well, why doesn't he go and dig up some of the bones he must
-have buried? And why doesn't he go to the duck pond and get a drink, I
-wonder?"
-
-Uncle Wiggily thought there was something strange about this, and
-as the barking and animal-talking voice of the dog did not come any
-nearer, the bunny hopped over to see what was the matter.
-
-There he saw the savage dog, fastened by a heavy chain to his kennel,
-with nothing to eat, no water to drink and no one to bring him any.
-
-"Oh, how hungry I am! How thirsty I am!" barked the dog.
-
-[Illustration: "Oh, are you?" politely asked Uncle Wiggily]
-
-"Oh, are you?" politely asked Uncle Wiggily, looking out from behind a
-stone. He was not afraid to be this near the bad dog, for the savage
-chap was chained, and could not get loose.
-
-"Yes, I am very thirsty and hungry," whined the dog. "But of course
-I don't expect you to feed me or give me water. I've been too bad to
-you--I've chased you too often! I can't ask you to help me!"
-
-"I don't see why not," said Uncle Wiggily politely. "If I were ill in
-my bungalow, with rheumatism, and Nurse Jane wasn't there to wait on
-me, and you came along, wouldn't you get me a drink of water?"
-
-The dog thought a moment before answering. Then he sort of drooped his
-tail, sorry-like and softly said:
-
-"Yes, I believe I would."
-
-"Then," said the bunny gentleman, "I'll bring you a drink, and if you
-tell me where you have buried some bones, I'll dig them up for you,
-since I can't loosen your kennel chain to let you dig them yourself."
-
-"Oh, how kind you are!" said the dog. "I--I really don't deserve this."
-
-"Stuff and nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "We all make
-mistakes--that's why they put rubbers on the end of lead pencils, as
-someone has said. I'll help you when you're in trouble."
-
-Then the bunny found a half a cocoanut shell, and dipping this in the
-nearby brook, brought water to the thirsty dog. And when he had taken
-a long drink, cooling his parched and hot tongue, the dog pointed to
-where he had buried some bones, behind the barn.
-
-Uncle Wiggily dug up the bones with his paws, which were just made for
-such work, and carried them to the dog.
-
-"Oh, I can't thank you enough," said Gurr-Rup, which was the dog's
-name. "And I promise, Mr. Longears, that I'll never chase you again."
-
-"Thank you!" laughed the bunny, as he hopped on to the three and four
-cent store. "I hoped you wouldn't."
-
-So this teaches us that it doesn't hurt the needle to put the thread
-in its eye, and if the apple doesn't jump out of the dumpling, and try
-to hide in the chocolate cake, when it ought to take the pie to the
-moving pictures, on the next page you will find a story about Uncle
-Wiggily and Puss in Boots.
-
-
-
-
-STORY VIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND PUSS IN BOOTS
-
-
-"Where are you going, Uncle Wiggily?" called Nurse Jane Fuzzy one day,
-as the muskrat lady saw the bunny gentleman hopping away from his
-hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"I am going to get myself a new pair of rubber boots," said Mr.
-Longears. "My old ones are wearing out, and they have little holes in,
-so they leak. We have had so much rain, of late, that I will need a new
-pair of boots if I am to look for any more adventures. So I am going to
-the shoemaker's."
-
-"But why are you taking your old boots along?" asked Nurse Jane, for
-Uncle Wiggily had them under his paw.
-
-"I am taking them to the shoemaker to show him what size I want my new
-boots," answered the bunny. "Also he may be able to mend these old ones
-so they will do to wear in the garden."
-
-"That's a good idea," said Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "And while you are out I
-wish you would go to the seven and eight cent store for me. I want some
-needles and thread, some balls of red yarn and some white flannel."
-
-"My! All that! Are you going to make a bedquilt?" asked the bunny
-gentleman.
-
-"No," laughed Nurse Jane. "I am going to use the white flannel to make
-me a new petticoat, the red yarn I am going to use to knit Sammie and
-Susie Littletail, the rabbit children, some mittens, and the needle and
-thread I will use to sew up a hole in the lace curtain."
-
-"Very well," spoke Uncle Wiggily politely, "you shall have all three,
-and I'll get myself a new pair of boots."
-
-It did not take the bunny rabbit gentleman long to hop to the shop of
-the Monkey Doodle shoemaker, where Mr. Longears bought himself a new
-pair of rubber boots.
-
-"As for those old ones," said the Monkey chap, "I can mend them for
-you, so they will do to wear many times yet."
-
-"Please do so," begged the bunny. And when his old boots were mended he
-carried them over his shoulder with the new ones, for he was wearing
-his shoes. Along he hopped to the seven and eight cent store.
-
-Uncle Wiggily bought the needles, thread, white flannel and red yarn
-for the rabbit children's mittens, and he was hopping back to his
-hollow stump bungalow, when, all of a sudden, coming from behind a
-sassafras bush, he heard a voice saying:
-
-"Oh, dear! How sad! Now I suppose they'll take me out of all the story
-books, and the children will never love me any more!"
-
-"Hum! This is strange," said Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I wonder who
-it is that can't be in the story books any more? That is very sad! I
-wouldn't want them to put me out of all the Bedtime Story Books in
-which I have my adventures."
-
-So the bunny gentleman looked around the corner of a lollypop bush,
-and there he saw a cat, dressed in a coat, trousers and cap, but
-without anything on his hind paws, sitting on a stump.
-
-"Good afternoon, Mr. Cat!" politely greeted Uncle Wiggily. "You seem to
-be in trouble."
-
-"I am," was the answer. "Only my name is Puss, and not Cat, though, of
-course, that's what I really am. Puss in Boots is my right name, but
-there is no use trying to keep it any longer."
-
-"Why not?" Uncle Wiggily asked.
-
-"Because I have lost my boots," answered Puss. "A little while ago I
-met a cross dog who chased me. I ran across a swamp and became stuck
-in the mud. I managed to pull my paws out of the boots, but the boots
-themselves remained fast in the mud. Now I have no boots and I can be
-called Puss in Boots no longer! I shall have to keep out of all the
-story books!"
-
-[Illustration: "I have lost my boots," answered Puss]
-
-"Nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Why, I have two pairs of boots
-here! Take one of them, I can only wear one pair of boots at a time,"
-and very politely Mr. Longears gave his new boots to the cat.
-
-"Oh, but I can't take your new boots!" objected Puss. "The old ones
-will do me very well."
-
-"No," kindly insisted Uncle Wiggily. "Please take the new ones. Since
-my old ones were mended they will answer me very well, and they'll be
-easier on my paws."
-
-So Uncle Wiggily gave Puss the new boots, keeping the old mended ones
-for himself, and as the cat put the boots on his paws he looked just as
-he ought to--like his pictures in the story books.
-
-"Now I can keep my place, the children will not miss me. Thank you,
-Uncle Wiggily," mewed Puss.
-
-"Pray do not mention it," said the bunny. "I am glad I don't have to
-carry two pairs of boots."
-
-So Mr. Longears hopped on a little farther, and soon he heard some tiny
-voices saying:
-
- "Oh, Mother dear! Look here! Look here!
- Our mittens we have lost!"
-
-"Ho! I should know who they are!" said the bunny. "Those must be the
-three kittens!"
-
-And, surely enough, they were, as the bunny saw a moment later, when
-he turned around the corner of a mulberry tree. There were three little
-pussy kittens, holding up their paws for their mother to see, and there
-wasn't a single mitten on any one of the paws! What do you think of
-that?
-
- "What, lost your mittens! You careless kittens!
- Now you can't have any pie!"
-
-Thus sang the mother cat. And when the three little kittens, who had
-lost their mittens, began to cry, Uncle Wiggily felt so sorry for them
-that he stepped up and said:
-
-"Excuse me, Mrs. Cat. But I have a lot of red yarn I bought for Nurse
-Jane to knit mittens for Sammie and Susie Littletail. There is more
-than Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy needs, I'm sure, so I shall give you some to knit
-mittens for your pussies."
-
-"Oh, how kind you are!" mewed the mother cat, as Uncle Wiggily gave her
-three balls of red yarn, still leaving plenty for the rabbit children's
-mittens. "Now you may have some pie, and I'll give Uncle Wiggily a
-piece, too," said the cat mother to her kittens.
-
-"You are very kind," remarked Mr. Longears. "But I must hop on with the
-needle and thread, and the piece of white flannel Nurse Jane is going
-to use to make herself a new petticoat."
-
-So on hopped the bunny, while the mother cat sat down to knit some
-new mittens for her kittens. And Uncle Wiggily had not gone very far
-before, all of a sudden, he heard another sad mewing sound and a voice
-said:
-
-"Dear me! The hole goes all the way through! I shall never be able to
-go to see Old Mother Hubbard this way! Oh, what an accident!"
-
-"That sounds like more trouble," thought Uncle Wiggily, and, looking
-over the top of a stone wall, he saw a pussy cat lady sitting on a
-stump, sadly looking at her skirt.
-
-"What is the matter?" asked Mr. Longears.
-
-"Oh! How you surprised me!" mewed the cat lady. "But here is the
-trouble. I'm Pussy Cat Mole. I jumped over a coal, and in my best
-petticoat burned a great hole!" and she showed the edge of her
-petticoat where, surely enough, a hole was burned through.
-
-"And I ought to be at Mother Hubbard's now, to go with her to the
-movies," said Pussy Cat Mole. "But, alas, I can not go!"
-
-"Oh, yes, you can!" said Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Not with this big burned hole in my petticoat!" mewed the cat.
-
-"Ah, but you shall sew on a patch," said the bunny. "I have here needle
-and thread, and some white flannel. Can't you mend your best petticoat
-with all those?"
-
-"Indeed I can," mewed Pussy Cat Mole. "Thank you, so much!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily gave her a needle and thread, and with her claws Miss
-Mole tore off a piece of white flannel, for there was more than
-Nurse Jane needed. She sewed the patch neatly on, and then, with her
-petticoat nicely mended, Pussy Cat Mole went on to Mother Hubbard's.
-
-"Ah, how delightful it is to be helpful," said Uncle Wiggily, as he
-hopped back to his bungalow. And he was very glad he had met the three
-cats, one after another. For a little later that day the bad Woozie
-Wolf chased the bunny.
-
-But the mother of the three kittens, after she had knit their mittens,
-tickled the wolf with her knitting needles. Puss with the boots,
-stepped on the wolf's tail so hard that he cried "Ouch!" And Pussy Cat
-Mole ran at the wolf with a piece of red stone, which she pretended was
-a red hot coal that in her best petticoat had burned a great hole.
-
-"I'll burn you! I'll burn you!" she mewed at the wolf.
-
-"Then this is no place for me!" he howled, and away he ran, not hurting
-the bunny at all. And how the bunny gentleman and the three cats
-laughed!
-
-So if the elephant from the Noah's Ark doesn't drop a cold penny down
-the back of the gold fish and make it sneeze, the next story is going
-to be about Uncle Wiggily and the lost boy.
-
-
-
-
-STORY IX
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE LOST BOY
-
-
-"There goes that boy out again, flying his kite," said Nurse Jane Fuzzy
-Wuzzy, as she looked from the window of the hollow stump bungalow one
-morning.
-
-"What boy?" Uncle Wiggily wanted to know.
-
-"The new boy who has just moved into the red brick house," answered the
-muskrat lady housekeeper. "I hope he isn't a bad boy, who will chase
-you, Uncle Wiggily, and come to the forest to play tricks on Sammie and
-Susie Littletail, and the other animal boys and girls."
-
-"Oh, he doesn't look like that kind of a boy," said the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, as he sat down to eat his breakfast of carrot pancakes
-with turnip maple sugar gravy sprinkled down the middle. "But I'll be
-careful until I get to know him better."
-
-Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow had lately been rebuilt near the
-edge of a wood, and, just beyond the thicket of trees and tangle of
-bushes was a small town, where lived many boys and girls.
-
-Only a few of these boys and girls knew about the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, and his muskrat lady nurse, and those who did were kind to
-Uncle Wiggily, because the rabbit gentleman had been kind to them,
-doing them many favors.
-
-But now that a new boy had moved into the red brick house, Uncle
-Wiggily felt that he must not hop around in too lively a fashion, until
-he found out whether the boy was bad or good. For there are some bad
-boys, you know.
-
-"He seems quiet enough," said Nurse Jane, as she spread some lettuce
-marmalade on a slice of bread for Uncle Wiggily. "He sits there flying
-his kite. I guess it will be safe for you to go to the store for me,
-Wiggy."
-
-"What do you want from the store?" asked the bunny gentleman, as he
-took his tall, silk hat down off the piano. Sometimes he went to the
-store quite dressed up. At other times he would put on an old cap and
-overalls, just as he came from the garden.
-
-"I want another ball of red yarn," Nurse Jane answered. "I did not
-have quite enough to knit the mittens for Sammie and Susie, the rabbit
-children."
-
-"I suppose that's because I gave some of the yarn to the three little
-kittens who lost their mittens," said the bunny, twinkling his pink
-nose upside down, to make sure it would not fall off as he hopped along.
-
-"Well, that's one of the reasons," Nurse Jane answered. "But I'm glad
-you helped the little kittens. You can easily get me another ball of
-yarn."
-
-"Of course," Uncle Wiggily agreed, and soon he was hopping over the
-fields and through the woods, on his way to the store. Not one of the
-stores where the boys and girls bought their toys and lollypops, but a
-special animal store, kept by a Monkey Doodle gentleman.
-
-And as Uncle Wiggily hopped along under the bushes, near the house of
-the Kite Boy, the bunny heard the boy's mother say:
-
-"Don't go away and get lost, Buddie!"
-
-"No'm, I won't!" promised the boy, as he held his kite string in his
-hand and watched his toy fly high in the air.
-
-Uncle Wiggily stopped for a moment, underneath a big burdock plant, and
-looked at Buddie, which was the boy's pet name. Buddie could not see
-the rabbit gentleman. If he had, Buddie would have been much surprised
-to notice a bunny with glasses and a tall silk hat.
-
-The wind blew the kite higher into the air, and Uncle Wiggily thought
-of the many times he had helped Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the
-squirrels, fly their kites, and how he had, more than once, made kites
-for Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys.
-
-Then the bunny gentleman hopped on to the store to get the ball of red
-yarn for Nurse Jane. He stayed some little time, Mr. Longears did, for
-he met Grandfather Goosey Gander, and talked to the old gentleman duck
-about rheumatism, and what to do when you sneezed too much.
-
-But finally Uncle Wiggily started back for his hollow stump bungalow,
-and soon he was in the middle of the wood, about half way home. And all
-of a sudden the bunny gentleman heard a crying voice saying:
-
-"Oh, dear! Oh, dear! I don't know where my home is! I'm lost! Oh, dear!
-I'm lost!"
-
-Mr. Longears peered through the bushes, and there he saw the boy from
-the red brick house, who held in his hand a broken kite.
-
-"Ah, I see what has happened!" said the bunny. "His kite broke loose
-from the string. Forgetting what he promised his mother, about not
-going away, the boy ran after his kite, over into the woods, and now he
-is lost. I wonder if I can help him find his way home?"
-
-Uncle Wiggily did not show himself yet. Hiding behind the bushes, the
-bunny followed the lost boy as he wandered about among the trees, not
-knowing which way to go.
-
-"Oh, where is my house?" said the boy over and over again. "Why can't I
-find it?"
-
-Then a mournful voice cried:
-
-"Woo! Woo! Woo!"
-
-"Oh, dear! What's that?" exclaimed the lost boy, suddenly stopping.
-
-"It's only an owl bird," said Uncle Wiggily to himself. He wished he
-might speak to the boy, and tell him this, but though the bunny could
-understand boy-talk, the boy couldn't understand rabbit language.
-
-The Kite Boy went on a little farther, and then he heard a rustling in
-the dried leaves.
-
-"Oh-o-o-o!" gasped the lost boy. "Maybe that's a snake!"
-
-"Nonsense!" laughed Uncle Wiggily to himself. "It is only a brown
-thrush bird, scattering the leaves to look for something to eat. And,
-even if it were a snake it wouldn't hurt the boy. I wish I might tell
-him so."
-
-The boy wandered along a little farther, and suddenly there boomed out
-through the forest a sound of:
-
-"Ga-rump! Ga-roomp! Ga-Zing!"
-
-"Oh, maybe that's a giant!" cried the boy, dropping his broken kite.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "That's only Grandpa Croaker, the big
-bull frog who tells such funny stories to Bully and Bawly No-Tail, the
-frog boys! How Grandpa Croaker will laugh when I tell him the lost boy
-thought him a giant! But I must help this boy out of the woods, or his
-mother will be worried."
-
-"Let me see, how can I do it without letting him see me? Ha! I have
-it. This ball of red yarn. I'll hop to the edge of the wood, near his
-house, and fasten one end of the red yarn to a tree there. Then I'll
-come back, unwinding the ball on the way, and when I get to the boy,
-I'll toss him what is left of the ball. Then all he'll have to do will
-be to follow the red cord right to his house."
-
-[Illustration: It lead the boy home]
-
-No sooner said than done! Uncle Wiggily knew his way through the
-forest, even in the dark, and he soon reached the edge of the wood and
-saw the boy's red brick house.
-
-Then, tying one end of the red yarn to the bush near where the boy had
-been sitting to fly his kite, Uncle Wiggily turned back, unrolling the
-ball as he hopped along. He soon came to the lost boy again, and the
-poor little chap was crying harder than ever.
-
-Over the bush and at the feet of the boy, the bunny tossed the little
-ball of yarn that remained.
-
-"Oh, what's that?" cried Buddie, almost ready to jump out of his skin.
-But when he saw the little red ball, and the red string
-stretching off through the trees, he was no longer afraid.
-
-"Oh, maybe this is a fairy string, and will lead me home!" he joyfully
-cried, as he began to follow it. And, though we know it wasn't a fairy
-string, still it was just as good, for it led the boy home, as he
-followed the yarn, winding up the ball as he walked along. And, oh,
-how fast he ran when he came within sight of his house, crying, as he
-dropped the ball:
-
-"Here I am, Mother! Here I am. I'm not lost any more!"
-
-"Well, I'm glad of that," Mother answered. "You shouldn't have gone
-into the woods. I was just coming to look for you."
-
-"Well," whispered Uncle Wiggily to himself, "I'm glad I could be of
-some help in this world." Then the rabbit, who had followed the lost
-boy until Buddie found his home, wound up the red yarn again, and took
-it to Nurse Jane.
-
-"My! That was quite an adventure," said the muskrat lady when the
-bunny gentleman told her about it. And if the boiled egg doesn't try
-to go sailing in the gravy boat, and splash condensed milk on the
-bread-knife, I'll tell you on the page after this about Uncle Wiggily
-and Stubby Toes.
-
-
-
-
-STORY X
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND STUBBY TOES
-
-
-There are some children who are always stubbing their toes and falling
-down. That was what happened, far too often, to the little boy in this
-story. And I am going to tell you how Uncle Wiggily helped cure him.
-
-Perhaps you may think it strange that an old rabbit gentleman, with a
-pink, twinkling nose and a tall, silk hat could cure a boy of stubbing
-his toes. But this only goes to show that you never can tell what is
-going to happen in this world.
-
-So we shall start by saying that, once upon a time, there was a boy who
-slipped and stumbled so often that he was called "Stubby Toes."
-
-Stubby Toes was not a very big boy. In fact, one of the reasons he
-stubbed his toe so often (first the big toe of one foot, and then the
-big toe of the other foot), the reason, I say, was because he was so
-small. He had not yet grown up so that he knew how to step over things
-that lay in his path, causing him to stumble.
-
-Why, sometimes that boy would stumble over a pin on the sidewalk. And
-again I have known him to trip and almost fall because he saw, in his
-way, a leaf from a tree.
-
-"Upsi-daisey!" his sister would cry as she caught him by the hand, so
-he would not fall. "Upsi-daisey, Stubby Toes!"
-
-It was Sister who really gave Stubby Toes his name, but she was only in
-fun, of course.
-
-Well, one day when Uncle Wiggily had started out of his hollow stump
-bungalow to look for an adventure, Sister took her little brother
-Stubby Toes for a walk. And, as it happened, the path taken by Sister
-and Stubby Toes stretched along through the woodland where the bunny
-gentleman lived.
-
-"I think I'll go see Baby Bunty to-day," said Uncle Wiggily to himself,
-as he hopped along, twinkling his pink nose in the sunshine. "I have
-a little touch of the rheumatism, and Baby Bunty is so lively, always
-playing tag, or something like that in the way of games, that she'll
-make me spry, and chase the pain away."
-
-But as the bunny gentleman came near the place where the little boy
-and his sister were walking, all of a sudden Stubby Toes tripped over
-a little stone, about as large as the end of your lollypop stick,
-and--down he almost fell!
-
-"Upsi-daisey!" cried Sister as she pulled Brother to his feet.
-"Upsi-daisey!"
-
-"Oh, ho! Boo hoo! I--I stubbed my toe!" cried the little boy.
-
-"Of course you did!" said Sister, laughing.
-
-I think I forgot to tell you that Stubby Toes often cried when he
-slipped this way. Yes, almost every time he cried, and Sister wished he
-wouldn't, and so did Mother.
-
-"Boo hoo! Boo hoo!" the boy wailed. "I bunked myself!"
-
-Sister laughed and recited this little verse, which is a good one to
-sing whenever anything happens. It is a verse I read once, many years
-ago.
-
- "Oh, fie,
- Do not cry,
- If you stub your toe.
- Say 'Oh!'
- And let it go.
- Be a man,
- If you can,
- And do not cry!"
-
-After Sister had sung this for Brother, she wiped away his tears, which
-just started to trickle down his cheeks, and they walked on again.
-
-"This is a good little girl," said Uncle Wiggily to himself, for,
-hidden in the bushes he had heard and seen all that went on. "I wish
-I could teach Stubby Toes not to stumble so much. I wonder how I can?
-I'll ask Baby Bunty about it."
-
-So Uncle Wiggily hopped on to Baby Bunty's bungalow, and, meanwhile
-Brother and Sister walked through the woods.
-
-Well, I wish you could have seen what happened to Stubby Toes! But, no!
-Perhaps, on second thought, it is better that you did not. But, oh! So
-many times as he almost fell!
-
-He tripped over a little baby angle worm, who was crawling to the store
-to get a loaf of cake for his mother. And next Stubby Toes almost
-landed on his nose, because the shadow of a bird flitted across his
-path.
-
-"Oh, Stubby Toes!" cried Sister, as she kept him from falling on his
-face. "Will you ever learn to walk without stumbling?"
-
-"Boo hoo!" was all that Stubby Toes answered, for, just then he
-tripped over a blade of grass, and this time he fell down all the way.
-Only he happened to land on some soft, green moss, so he was not much
-hurt, I'm glad to say.
-
-"This is too bad!" Uncle Wiggily said to himself, for he had heard and
-seen it all. "I must get Baby Bunty to teach this little chap how to
-walk more carefully."
-
-It was not far to the home of Baby Bunty. That little rabbit girl was
-out skipping her rope in front of her house.
-
-"Tag, Uncle Wiggily! You're it!" she cried, as soon as she saw the
-bunny gentleman.
-
-"Tut! Tut! We have no time for a game now," said Mr. Longears. "I want
-you to come with me, Baby Bunty, and teach Stubby Toes a lesson," and
-he told about the little boy.
-
-"Oh, I see what you mean," said Baby Bunty. "You want me to hop along
-in front of him, and show him how not to stub his toe."
-
-"That's it!" said Uncle Wiggily. "Stubby Toes and Sister are kind to
-animals and will not harm us."
-
-So, a little later, Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty were walking along the
-woodland path just ahead of the little boy and his sister.
-
-"Now, Baby Bunty," said Mr. Longears, "show this boy how nicely you can
-hop along, even if there are sticks and stones on the path."
-
-Away skipped the little rabbit girl. She came to a stone, but over it
-she stepped as nicely as you please. She reached a stick, but she gave
-a hop, and there she was on the other side! And she never stubbed her
-toe once, because she was careful!
-
-By this time the little boy and his sister had seen Uncle Wiggily and
-Baby Bunty.
-
-"Oh, look at the funny rabbits!" cried Stubby Toes. "I want to catch
-'em!"
-
-"No! No! Mustn't touch!" said Sister, and she reached out to catch hold
-of Stubby Toes, but it was too late! He tripped his foot on a dandelion
-blossom in the grass, and down he went!
-
-"Boo hoo!" he cried.
-
-"Oh, fie!" said Sister, singing the little verse again. "Look at the
-baby rabbit! She doesn't stub her toes!"
-
-And, surely enough, Baby Bunty, skipping along on the path in front
-of Stubby Toes, never fell once. She skipped over pebbles and stones,
-sticks and clumps of grass, and never once stepped on a flower.
-
-"See if you can't do that, Stubby Toes!" begged Sister.
-
-And of course that boy didn't want a little baby rabbit girl to walk
-better than he did. So he dried his tears, stood up straight and began
-to walk more firmly, watching where he set down his feet.
-
-He came to a big stone and--over it he stepped without stumbling. He
-reached a stick--and, over that he put both feet without falling! He
-passed a lump of dirt--and right over it he JUMPED--and he didn't stub
-his toe once! What do you think of that?
-
-"Oh, I'm not going to call you Stubby Toes any more!" laughed Sister.
-"Now you have learned to walk as well as that baby rabbit."
-
-Uncle Wiggily laughed so hard that his tall silk hat almost slipped
-down over his pink, twinkling nose.
-
-"I think we have done enough, Baby Bunty," he said, "Come on now, and
-I'll buy you a carrot lollypop!"
-
-Away hopped the bunnies, and back home went Sister and Brother who was
-Stubby Toes no longer. Baby Bunty had taught him a good lesson.
-
-And if the jumping jack doesn't fall off his stick when he is trying
-to play hop scotch with the bean bag, you shall next hear about Uncle
-Wiggily's Christmas.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S CHRISTMAS
-
-
-Down swirled the snow, its white flakes blown by the cold December
-wind. From the North it came, this wind; and a bird--not a robin, for
-they had long ago flown South--a bird went in the barn, and hid his
-head under his wing, poor thing!
-
-It was cold in the woods around Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow,
-and the rabbit gentleman brought in stick after stick of wood for Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy to pile on the blazing fire that roared up the chimney.
-
-Uncle Wiggily, having filled the wood box, took his cap, and his
-fur-lined coat down from the rack.
-
-"Dear me, Wiggy! You aren't going out on a day like this, are you?"
-asked Nurse Jane.
-
-"Yes," answered the bunny gentleman, "I am, if you please, Nurse Jane.
-I promised Grandfather Goosey Gander I'd go down town shopping with
-him. He wants to look through the five and ten cent stores to see what
-they have for Christmas."
-
-"Oh, well, if it's about Christmas, that's different," said the muskrat
-lady. "But wrap yourself up well, for it is storming hard. I don't want
-you to take cold."
-
-"Nor do I want a cold," said Uncle Wiggily. "My pink nose gets very red
-when I sneeze. I'll be careful, Nurse Jane."
-
-Out into the snowy, blowy woods went Uncle Wiggily. He passed the
-burrow-house where Sammie and Susie Littletail, the rabbit children,
-lived. Susie was at the window and waved her paw to the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Only three more days until Christmas! Aren't you glad, Uncle Wiggily?"
-called Susie.
-
-"Indeed I am," answered Mr. Longears. "Very glad!"
-
-Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, looked from the window of
-their house. Johnnie held up a string of nuts that he was getting ready
-to put on the Christmas tree.
-
-"Billie and I are going to help Santa Claus!" chattered Johnnie.
-
-"Good!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Santa Claus needs help!"
-
-The bunny hopped along through the snow until he reached the kennel of
-Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys.
-
-"We're popping corn!" barked Jackie. "Getting ready for Christmas!
-That's why we can't be out!"
-
-"Stay in the house and keep warm!" called Uncle Wiggily.
-
-He hopped on a little farther until he met Mr. Gander, and the rabbit
-gentleman and the goose grandpa made their way through the five and
-ten, the three and four and the sixteen and seventeen cent stores. Each
-place was piled full of Christmas presents for animal boys and girls,
-and animal fathers and mothers were shopping about, to tell Santa Claus
-what to bring to the different houses, you know.
-
-Uncle Wiggily saw some things he knew Nurse Jane would like, and
-Grandpa Goosey bought some presents that had come directly from the
-workshop of Santa Claus.
-
-Then along came Mr. Whitewash, the Polar Bear gentleman.
-
-"Ho! Ho!" roared Mr. Whitewash, in his jolly voice. "Come to my ice
-cave, gentlemen, and have a cup of hot, melted icicles!"
-
-"I'd like to, but I can't," said Uncle Wiggily. "Nurse Jane wanted
-me to get her some spools of thread. I'll buy them and go back to my
-bungalow."
-
-"Then I'll go with you, Mr. Whitewash," quacked Grandpa Goosey, and he
-waddled off with the bear gentleman, while Uncle Wiggily, having bought
-the thread, hopped toward his bungalow.
-
-The bunny uncle had not gone very far before he heard some children
-talking behind a bush around which the snow was piled in a high drift.
-Uncle Wiggily could hide behind this drift and hear what was said.
-
-"Is Santa Claus coming to your house?" asked one boy of another.
-
-"I don't guess so," was the answer. "My father said our chimney was so
-full of black soot that Santa Claus couldn't get down. He'd look like a
-charcoal man if he did, I guess."
-
-"It's the same way at our house," sighed the first boy. "Our chimney is
-all stopped up. I guess there'll be no Christmas presents this year."
-
-"My! That's too bad!" thought Uncle Wiggily to himself. "There ought
-to be a Christmas for everyone, and a little thing like a soot-filled
-chimney ought not to stand in the way. All the animal children whom I
-know are going to get presents. I wish I could help these boys. And
-they probably have sisters, also, who will get nothing for Christmas.
-Too bad!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily peered over the top of the snowbank. He saw the boys,
-but they did not notice the rabbit, and Mr. Longears knew where the
-boys lived. Their homes were in houses near the brick one, where dwelt
-the lad who was once lost in the woods. Uncle Wiggily unwound a ball of
-red yarn, if you will kindly remember, and by following this the Kite
-Boy found his house.
-
-"I wish I could help those boys who are not going to have any
-Christmas," said the bunny gentleman to himself, as he hopped on with
-Nurse Jane's spools of thread.
-
-And just then, in the air overhead, he heard the sounds of:
-
-"Caw! Caw! Caw!"
-
-"Crows!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "My friends the black crows! They
-stay here all winter. Black crows--black--black--why, a chimney is
-black inside, just as a crow is black outside! I'm beginning to think
-of something! Yes, that's what I am!"
-
-The rabbit's pink nose began twinkling very fast. It always did when he
-was thinking, and now it was sparkling almost like a star on a frosty
-night.
-
-"Ha! I have it!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "A crow can become no blacker
-inside a sooty chimney than outside! If Santa Claus can't go down a
-black chimney, why a crow can! I'll have these crows pretend to be St.
-Nicholas!"
-
-No sooner thought of than done! Uncle Wiggily put his paws to his lips
-and sent out a shrill whistle, just as a policeman does when he wants
-the automobiles to stop turning somersaults.
-
-"Caw! Caw! Caw!" croaked the black crows high in the white, snowy air.
-"Uncle Wiggily is calling us," said the head crow. "Caw! Caw!"
-
-Down they flew, perching on the bare limbs of trees in the wood not far
-from the bunny's hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"How do you do, Crows!" greeted the rabbit. "I called you because I
-want you to take a few Christmas presents to some boys who, otherwise,
-will not get any. Their chimneys are choked with black soot!"
-
-"Black soot will not bother us," said the largest crow of all. "We
-don't mind going down the blackest chimney in the world!"
-
-"I thought you wouldn't," said Uncle Wiggily. "That's why I called you.
-Now, of course, I know that the kind of presents that Santa Claus will
-bring to the animal children will not all be such as real boys and
-girls would like. But still there are some which may do."
-
-"I can get willow whistles, made by Grandpa Lightfoot, the old squirrel
-gentleman. I can get wooden puzzles gnawed from the aspen tree by
-Grandpa Whackum, the beaver. Grandpa Goosey Gander and I will gather
-the round, brown balls from the sycamore tree, and the boys can use
-them for marbles."
-
-"Those will be very nice presents, indeed," cawed a middle-sized crow.
-"The boys ought to like them."
-
-"And will you take the things down the black chimneys?" asked Uncle
-Wiggily. "I'll give you some of Nurse Jane's thread so you may easily
-carry the whistles, puzzles, wooden marbles and other presents."
-
-"We'll take them down the chimneys!" cawed the crows. "It matters not
-to us how much black soot there is! It will not show on our black
-wings."
-
-So among his friends Uncle Wiggily gathered up bundles of woodland
-presents. And in the dusk of Christmas eve the black crows fluttered
-silently in from the forest, gathered up in their claws the presents
-which the bunny had tied with thread, and away they flapped, not only
-to the houses of the two boys, but also to the homes of some girls,
-about whom Uncle Wiggily had heard. Their chimneys, too, it seemed,
-were choked with soot.
-
-But the crows could be made no blacker, not even if you dusted them
-with charcoal, so they did not in the least mind fluttering down the
-sooty chimneys. And so softly did they make their way, that not a boy
-or girl heard them! As silently and as quietly as Santa Claus himself
-went the crows!
-
-All during Christmas eve they fluttered down the chimneys at the homes
-of poor boys and girls, helping St. Nicholas, until all the presents
-that Uncle Wiggily had gathered from his friends had been put in place.
-
-Then, throughout Woodland, in the homes of Sammie and Susie Littletail
-the rabbits, of Johnnie and Billie Bushytail the squirrels, Jackie
-and Peetie Bow Wow the dogs, Curly and Floppy Twistytail the piggie
-boys--in all the homes of Woodland great changes took place. Firefly
-lights began to glow on Christmas trees. Mysterious bundles seemed to
-come from nowhere, and took their places under the trees, in stockings
-and on chairs or mantels.
-
-And then night came, and all was still, and quiet and dark--as dark as
-the black crows or the soot in the chimneys.
-
-But in the morning, when the stars had faded, and the moon was pale,
-the glorious sun came up and made the snow sparkle like ten million
-billion diamonds.
-
-"Merry Christmas, Uncle Wiggily!" called Nurse Jane. "See what Santa
-Claus brought me."
-
-"Merry Christmas, Nurse Jane!" answered the bunny. "And what a fine lot
-of presents St. Nicholas left for me! See them!"
-
-"Oh, isn't he a great old chap!" laughed Nurse Jane, as she smelled a
-bottle of perfume.
-
-And all over the land voices could be heard saying:
-
-"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!"
-
-Near the hearth in the homes of some boys and girls who had not gone to
-bed with happy thoughts of the morrow, were some delightful presents.
-How they opened their eyes and stared--these boys and girls who had
-expected no Christmas.
-
-"Why! Why!" exclaimed one of the two lads whom Uncle Wiggily had heard
-talking near the snowbank. "How in the world did Santa Claus get down
-our black chimney?"
-
-But, of course, they knew nothing of Uncle Wiggily and the crows. And
-please don't you tell them.
-
-So all over, in the Land of Boys and Girls, as well as in the Snow
-Forest of the Animal Folk, there echoed the happy calls of:
-
-"Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!" Once again there was joy in the
-land.
-
-And if the sunflower doesn't shine in the face of the clock, and make
-its hands go whizzing around backward, I shall take pleasure, next, in
-telling you about Uncle Wiggily's Fourth of July.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S FOURTH OF JULY
-
-
-"You must be extra careful to-morrow, Uncle Wiggily," said Nurse Jane
-Fuzzy Wuzzy to the bunny rabbit gentleman one morning, as he stood on
-the steps of his hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"Why be careful to-morrow, more than on any other day in the year?"
-asked Mr. Longears. "Is it going to rain or snow?"
-
-"Whoever heard of snow on the Fourth of July?" inquired the muskrat
-lady housekeeper, as she fastened a fluffy brush to the end of her
-tail, for she was presently going in the house to dust the furniture.
-
-"Oh, so to-morrow is the Fourth of July!" exclaimed the bunny. "I had
-forgotten all about it. Yes, indeed, I must be careful! I am living
-near the real children, now, and some of them might think it fun to
-explode a torpedo under my pink, twinkling nose, or try to fasten a
-fire-cracker to my little tail."
-
-"That's what I was thinking of," went on Nurse Jane. For Uncle
-Wiggily's bungalow, while still in the woods, was near to the homes of
-some boys and girls. And though only one boy, so far, had been bad to
-the bunny (and this boy soon turned good), there was no telling what
-might happen.
-
-So as Uncle Wiggily hopped along the forest path, he took care not to
-get too far away from the bushes, behind and under which he could hide.
-For sometimes boys and girls came to the forest, and once a Kite Boy
-was lost, and the bunny helped him find his way home, you may remember.
-
-"Hello, Uncle Wiggily!" suddenly called a voice, and Mr. Longears
-quickly jumped around, thinking it might be a real boy or girl. But it
-was only Neddie Stubtail, the little boy bear.
-
-"I've been buying my fire-crackers," said Neddie to his uncle, the
-bunny. "I'm going to have lots of fun Fourth of July," and he showed
-Mr. Longears a bundle of dry sticks, painted red, white and blue like
-the bunny's rheumatism crutch.
-
-You must know that in Animal Land the boys and girls have the same sort
-of fun you children do on holidays, but in a different manner. Instead
-of real fire-crackers, that have to be set off with a match, or piece
-of punk, with sparks that, perhaps, burn you, the animal children get
-some dried sticks. These they break, with loud, cracking sounds, but
-without any fire. And they have lots of fun. After the sticks are
-broken they can be put in the stove to boil the tea kettle.
-
-"Did you get your sister, Beckie, any Fourth of July things?" asked
-Uncle Wiggily of the boy bear.
-
-"Oh, yes, I got her some little stick crackers," answered Neddie.
-
-"That's good!" spoke Mr. Longears. Then he went on through the woods,
-meeting Toddle and Noodle Flat-Tail the beaver boys, Joie, Tommie and
-Kittie Kat the kittens, Nannie and Billie Wagtail the goats, and many
-other animal boys and girls. All of them called:
-
-"Hello, Uncle Wiggily! Happy Fourth of July!"
-
-And the bunny answered back:
-
-"Thank you! I wish you the same!"
-
-Thus hopping through the woods, meeting the animal children, and
-learning of the fun they were to have next day, the bunny rabbit
-gentleman at length came to the end of the forest. A little farther on
-were the houses and homes of real boys and girls, some of whom had been
-helped by Mr. Longears.
-
-"I think this is as far as I had better go, seeing it's so close to
-the Fourth of July," thought Uncle Wiggily. "If the real children are
-anything like those of my animal friends who live in the woods, they'll
-be shooting off their crackers and torpedoes ahead of time."
-
-And, just as he said that, Uncle Wiggily heard a loud:
-
-"Bang! Bang!"
-
-The bunny jumped to one side, and hid under the broad leaf of a burdock
-plant. Then he laughed.
-
-"I thought that was a hunter-man's gun," whispered Uncle Wiggily. "But
-I guess it was some boy setting off a fire-cracker. I need not have
-been afraid."
-
-He was just going to hop along a little farther, before turning back to
-his hollow stump bungalow when, all at once he saw a hammock swinging
-between two trees near the edge of the wood.
-
-In the hammock lay a boy with a thin, pale face, and beside him sat
-a nurse, gently pulling on a rope that caused the little nest-like
-swinging bed to sway to and fro.
-
-"Oh ho!" thought Uncle Wiggily. "A sick boy! I'm sorry for him! He
-won't be able to run around and have fun on Fourth of July as Jackie
-and Peetie Bow Wow will."
-
-And then the bunny heard the boy in the hammock speaking. And, being
-able, as he was of late, to understand the talk of real persons, Uncle
-Wiggily heard the boy say:
-
-"Do you think I'll ever be able to run around again, and have fun, and
-shoot off fire-crackers?"
-
-"Of course you will," the nurse answered cheerfully.
-
-"But I can't have any fire-crackers now, can I?" asked the boy,
-timidly, as though knowing what the answer would be.
-
-"No, Buddie! You are not quite well enough," the nurse gently replied.
-"No fire-crackers for you!"
-
-"How about torpedoes?"
-
-"You couldn't have those, either, I'm afraid," and the nurse smiled as
-she leaned over to give the boy a drink of orange juice.
-
-"Oh, dear!" sighed the boy in the hammock, just like that. "Oh, dear!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily felt very sorry for him.
-
-"I wish I could do something," thought the bunny gentleman. "This
-boy won't have much fun on the Fourth of July--not even as much fun
-as Curly and Floppy Twistytail, the piggie chaps, will have throwing
-corncobs against a tin pan and making believe they are skyrockets."
-
-"Oh, dear!" again sighed the boy in the hammock. "Oh, dear!"
-
-"What's the matter now?" asked his nurse.
-
-"I don't s'pose I could even have a Roman candle, or a pinwheel, could
-I?" the invalid asked.
-
-"Oh, indeed no!" laughed the nurse. "What a funny chap you are!"
-
-But the boy didn't feel very funny.
-
-Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose. Then he put his tall, silk hat
-firmly on his head and, tucking under his paw his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch, off through the woods hopped the bunny uncle.
-
-"I'm going to get some Fourth of July for that boy," said Mr. Longears.
-"He simply must have some."
-
-Uncle Wiggily spent some time hopping here and there through the woods,
-and early the next morning, when the real boys and girls were shooting
-off real fire-crackers and torpedoes, and when the animal lads and
-lassies were cracking sticks and making torpedoes from broad, green
-leaves, Mr. Longears hopped to where the boy was, once more, swinging
-in his hammock.
-
-The boy's head was turned to one side, and he was looking at some of
-his friends, over in the vacant lots, setting off fire-crackers. Uncle
-Wiggily, when the nurse wasn't looking, tossed into the hammock, from
-the bush behind which the bunny was hidden, a bundle of green things.
-They fell near the boy's hands.
-
-Hardly knowing what he was doing the sick lad pinched one of the green
-things between his fingers.
-
-"Pop!" it went.
-
-"What's that?" cried the nurse. "It sounded like a fire-cracker."
-
-The boy pinched another green leaf-like ball between his fingers.
-
-"Pop!" sounded again, as the ball burst.
-
-"Why," cried the nurse. "That's like a torpedo! What have you there,
-Buddie?"
-
-"I don't know," the boy answered. "But these round, green balls, that
-burst and pop when I squeeze them, fell into my hammock. There's a lot
-of 'em! I can pinch them and make a noise for Fourth of July."
-
-"So you can!" exclaimed the nurse, pinching one herself, and jumping
-when it went "Pop!"
-
-"And they won't hurt me, will they?" asked the boy.
-
-"No," answered the nurse, "they won't hurt you at all. They must have
-fallen off this tree, but I never knew, before, that such things as
-green fire-crackers grew on trees!"
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily to himself, hidden under a bush. "She
-doesn't know I brought the puff balls to the boy."
-
-For that is what the bunny had done. In the woods he had found the
-green puff balls, inside which were the seeds of the plant. Later on,
-in the fall, the puff balls would be dry, and would crackle when you
-touched them, opening to scatter the seeds. But now, being green, and
-filled with air, they burst with a Fourth of July noise when squeezed.
-
-"Oh, now I can have some fun!" laughed the sick boy, as he cracked one
-puff ball after another. "Hurrah! Now I'm celebrating Fourth of July!"
-
-And he was. Uncle Wiggily had helped him, and the bunny gentleman had
-brought enough puff balls to last all day.
-
-"Pop! Pop!" That is how they sounded as the boy pinched them in his
-hammock. Some were large, like big fire-crackers, and others were
-small, like little torpedoes.
-
-"Oh, what a lovely Fourth of July!" sighed the boy, when evening came
-to put the sun to bed, and the nurse wheeled the boy into the house.
-
-And then, when it grew dark, Uncle Wiggily called together ten thousand
-firefly-lightning bugs, and they flittered and fluttered about the
-porch, on which the boy had been taken after supper. The fireflies made
-pinwheels of themselves, they went up like skyrockets, they leaped
-about in bunches like the balls from Roman candles and finally, when
-it was time to go to bed, they took hold of each others' legs and,
-clinging together, spelled out:
-
-[Illustration: "Oh, it's just like real fireworks!"]
-
-"Oh, it's just like real fireworks!" cried the happy boy.
-
-"I'm glad he liked it!" said Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped home to his
-hollow stump bungalow.
-
-So if the pussy cat doesn't claw the tail off the letter Q and make it
-look like a big, round O, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and
-the little boy's skates.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE SKATES
-
-
-There was once a little boy to whom Santa Claus brought a pair of
-skates at Christmas. And, of course, that boy, as soon as he saw the
-shiny, steel runners, wished that the pond would freeze over so that he
-might try his new playthings.
-
-"When do you s'pose there'll be skating?" he asked his mother again and
-again, for, as yet, there was only a "skim" of ice on the pond.
-
-"Oh, pretty soon," his mother would answer. "You mustn't go skating
-when the ice is too thin, you know. If you did you would break through,
-into the cold water."
-
-"And that would spoil my skates, wouldn't it?" asked the boy.
-
-"Yes, but besides that you might be drowned, or catch cold and be very
-ill," Mother said. "So keep off the ice with your new skates until the
-pond has frozen good and thick."
-
-"Yes'm, I will," promised the little boy, and, really, he meant to keep
-his word. But as the days passed, and the weather was not quite cold
-enough to freeze thick ice, the little boy became tired of waiting.
-
-Every chance he had, after school, he would go down to the edge of the
-pond, and throw stones on the ice to see how thick it was. Often the
-stones would break through, and fall into the cold, black water with a
-"thump!" Then the boy would know the ice was not thick enough.
-
-"I don't want to fall through like a stone," he would say, and back to
-his house he would go with his new skates dangling and jingling at his
-back, over which they were hung by a strap.
-
-But one day, when the boy threw a large stone on the ice of the pond,
-instead of breaking through, the rock only made a dent and stayed there.
-
-"Oh, hurray!" cried the boy. "I guess it's strong enough to hold me
-now! I'm going skating!"
-
-However, first he started to walk on the edge of the ice near the
-shore, and when he did so, and heard cracking sounds, he jumped quickly
-back.
-
-"I guess I'd better not try it yet," said the boy to himself. "I'll
-wait a little while until it freezes harder."
-
-So he sat down by the edge of the pond to wait for the ice to freeze
-harder. But as he sat there, and saw how white and shiny it was, and
-as he looked at his new skates, which he had only put on in the house,
-that boy couldn't wait another minute.
-
-He walked along the shore a little farther, to a place where the ice
-seemed more hard and shiny and there, after throwing some stones, and
-venturing out a little way, finding that there was no cracking sound,
-the little boy made up his mind to try to skate. There was no one else
-on the pond--no other boys and girls, and it was a bit lonesome. But
-the boy was so eager to try his new skates that he did not think of
-this.
-
-Down he sat on the ground, and began putting on his Christmas skates.
-And it was just about this time that Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, Uncle
-Wiggily's muskrat lady housekeeper, happened to look out of the window
-of the hollow stump bungalow. The bunny's bungalow was so hidden in the
-woods, near the pond, that few boys or girls ever saw the queer little
-house. But Uncle Wiggily could see them, as they came to the woods
-winter and summer, and often he was able to help them.
-
-"Well, I declare!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, as she looked out of the
-window a second time.
-
-"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, who was just finishing
-his breakfast of lettuce bread and carrot coffee, with some turnip
-marmalade.
-
-"Why, there's a boy--a real boy and not one of the animal
-chaps--getting ready to go skating!" said the muskrat lady, for she
-could see the boy putting on his skates.
-
-"That ice isn't thick enough for real boys or girls to skate on," the
-bunny gentleman said. "It would be all right for Sammie Littletail, or
-Johnnie or Billie Bushytail, but real boys are too heavy--much heavier
-than my nephew Sammie the rabbit, or than the bushytail squirrel chaps."
-
-"Well, this boy is going on all the same," cried Nurse Jane. "And
-I know he'll break through, and he'll frighten his mother into a
-conniption fit!"
-
-"That will be too bad!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, as he wiped a little
-of the turnip marmalade off his whiskers, where it had fallen by
-mistake. "I must try to save him if he does fall in!"
-
-"It would be better to keep him from going on the ice," spoke Nurse
-Jane. "Safety first, you know!"
-
-"If I could speak boy language I'd hop down there and tell him the ice
-is too thin," answered Uncle Wiggily. "But though I know what the boys
-and girls say, I cannot, myself, speak their talk. However, I think I
-know a way to save this boy, if he happens to break through the ice."
-
-"Well, he's almost sure to break through," declared Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy,
-"so you'd better hurry."
-
-"No sooner said than done!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, and, catching up
-his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch, and putting on his
-fur cap (for the day was cold), away the bunny hopped from his hollow
-stump bungalow.
-
-Instead of going to the place where the boy, with his skates fastened
-on his shoes, was about to try the ice, the bunny gentleman went to the
-house of some friends of his. The house would seem queer to you, for
-all it looked like was a pile of sticks half buried in the frozen pond.
-
-But in this house lived a family of beavers--queer animals whose fur is
-so warm and thick that they can swim in ice water and not feel chilly.
-In fact the beavers had to dive down under the ice and water to get
-into their winter home.
-
-"Are Toodle and Noodle in the house?" asked Uncle Wiggily, as he
-reached the stick-house. On shore, not far from it, was Grandpa
-Whackum, the old beaver gentleman, with his broad, flat tail.
-
-"Why, yes, Toodle and Noodle are inside," answered Grandpa Whackum.
-"Shall I call them out?"
-
-"If you please," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "I want them to come and help me
-save a boy who, I think, is going to break through the thin ice with
-his new skates."
-
-"That will be too bad!" exclaimed Grandpa Whackum. Then with his broad
-tail he pounded or "whacked" on the ground, and soon up through a hole
-in the ice came swimming Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail, the two beaver
-boys.
-
-[Illustration: "Oh, hello, Uncle Wiggily!"]
-
-"Oh, hello, Uncle Wiggily!" they called. "We're glad to see you!"
-
-"Hello!" answered the bunny gentleman. "Will you come with me, and help
-save a real boy?"
-
-"Of course," said Toodle, shaking off some ice water from his fur coat.
-
-"He won't try to catch us, will he?" asked Noodle.
-
-"I think not," the bunny gentleman replied. "If what I think is going
-to happen, does really happen, that boy will be too surprised to catch
-anything but a cold! Come along, beaver chaps!"
-
-So Toodle and Noodle, wet and glistening from having dived out of their
-house, and down under water to come up through the hole in the ice,
-followed Uncle Wiggily. The sun and wind soon dried their fur.
-
-"There's the boy," said Uncle Wiggily, as he and the beaver chaps
-reached the edge of the pond. "He's skating on thin ice. He'll go
-through in a minute!"
-
-And, surely enough, hardly had the bunny spoken than there was a
-cracking sound, the ice broke beneath the boy's feet and into the dark,
-cold water he fell.
-
-"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy. "Help me, somebody! Oh! Oh!"
-
-"Ha! It's a good thing Nurse Jane saw him!" said Uncle Wiggily. "Quick
-now, Toodle and Noodle! I brought you along because you have such good,
-sharp teeth--much sharper and better than mine are for gnawing down
-trees. I can gnaw off the bark, but you can nibble all the way through
-a tree and make it fall."
-
-"Is that what you want us to do?" asked Toodle.
-
-"Yes," answered Uncle Wiggily. "We'll go close to shore, where the boy
-has fallen in. Near him is a tree. You'll gnaw that so it will fall
-outward across the ice, and he can reach up, take hold of it and pull
-himself out of the hole."
-
-By this time the poor boy was floundering around in the cold water. He
-tried to get hold of the edges of the ice around the hole through which
-he had fallen, but the ice broke in his hands.
-
-"Help! Help!" he cried.
-
-"We're going to help you," answered Uncle Wiggily, but, of course, he
-spoke animal language which the boy did not understand. But Toodle and
-Noodle understood, and quickly running to the edge of the shore they
-gnawed and gnawed and gnawed very extra fast at an overhanging tree
-until it began to bend and break. Uncle Wiggily gnawed a little, also,
-to help the beaver boys.
-
-Then, just as the real boy was almost ready to sink down under water,
-the tree fell on the ice, some of its branches close enough so the boy
-skater could grasp them.
-
-"Oh, now I can pull myself out!" he said. "This tree fell just in time!
-Now I'll be saved!"
-
-He did not know that Uncle Wiggily and the beaver boys had gnawed the
-tree down, making it fall just in the right place at the right time.
-For the boy was so frightened at having broken through the ice, that he
-never noticed the bunny gentleman and the beaver boys on shore.
-
-He caught hold of the tree branches in his cold fingers, pulled himself
-up out of the water, that boy did; and to shore. Then as he sat down,
-all wet and shivering, to take off his skates, so he could run home,
-Uncle Wiggily called to Toodle and Noodle:
-
-"Come on, beaver boys! Our work is done! We have saved that boy, and I
-hope he never again tries to skate on thin ice."
-
-Then Uncle Wiggily hopped toward his hollow stump bungalow, and the
-beaver boys slid on the ice, near shore, toward their own stick-house,
-for the pond was frozen hard and thick enough to hold them. And the boy
-ran home as fast as he could, and drank hot lemonade so he wouldn't
-catch cold.
-
-He did get the snuffles, but of course that couldn't be helped, and it
-wasn't much for falling through the ice; was it?
-
-"You never should have gone skating until the pond was better frozen,"
-his mother said.
-
-"I know it," the boy answered. "But wasn't it lucky that tree fell when
-it did?"
-
-"Very lucky!" agreed his mother. And neither the boy nor his mother
-knew that it was Nurse Jane, Uncle Wiggily and the beaver boys who had
-caused the tree to topple over just in time.
-
-But that's the way it sometimes is in this world. And if the cow
-doesn't tickle the man in the moon with her horns, when she jumps over
-the green cheese, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily going coasting.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XIV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY GOES COASTING
-
-
-"Oh, it's stopped snowing! It's stopped snowing! Now we can go
-coasting; can't we, Mother?"
-
-"And on our new Christmas sleds! Oh, what fun!"
-
-A boy and a girl ran from the window, against which they had been
-pressing their noses, looking out to see when the white flakes would
-stop falling from the sky. Now the storm seemed to be over, leaving the
-ground covered with the sparkling snow crystals.
-
-"Yes, you may go coasting a little while," said Mother. "But don't stay
-too late. When Daddy comes to supper you must be home."
-
-"We will!" promised the boy and girl, and, laughing in glee, they ran
-to get on their boots, their mittens and warm coats.
-
-"I want to go coasting! Take me to slide down hill!" cried Bumps, the
-little sister of the boy and girl. "I want a sleigh ride."
-
-"Oh, Bumps, you're too little!" objected Sister.
-
-"And she'll fall down and bang herself," added Brother. In fact the
-"littlest girl" did fall down so often that she was called "Bumps" as a
-pet name.
-
-"I won't fall down!" Bumps promised. "I'll be good! Please take me
-coasting?"
-
-"I think you might take her," said Mother.
-
-"Yes, we will," spoke Sister. "Come on, Bumps!"
-
-"Well, if she falls off the sled when it's going down hill, and she
-gets bumped, it won't be my fault!" declared Brother.
-
-"I--I'll be good--I won't fall!" promised Bumps. So Mother bundled her
-up, and out she went to the coasting hill with Brother and Sister, each
-of whom had a sled.
-
-"I'm not going to give her rides on my sled all the while!" said
-Brother, half grumbling.
-
-"We'll take turns," more kindly suggested Sister. "Take hold of my
-hand, Bumps, and don't fall any more times than you can help, dear!"
-
-"No; I won't," answered Bumps. The littlest girl was smiling and happy
-because she was going coasting with Sister and Brother. And she made up
-her mind she would try very, very hard not to fall.
-
-On the other side of the forest, near which was the coasting hill of
-the children, lived Uncle Wiggily in his hollow stump bungalow. From
-afar he had often watched the boys and girls sliding down on their
-sleds, but the bunny gentleman had never gone very close.
-
-"For," he said to himself, "they might, by accident, run over me. And,
-though I haven't much of a tail to be cut off, I would look queer
-if anything should happen to my long ears. I'll keep away from the
-coasting hill of the boys and girls."
-
-But not far from the bunny's bungalow was another and smaller hill,
-down which the animal boys and girls coasted. Of course, very few of
-them had such sleds as you children have, with shiny steel runners, and
-with the tops painted red, blue, green and gold. In fact, some of the
-animal boys didn't bother with a sled at all.
-
-Take Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail, the beaver chaps, for instance. They
-just slid down hill on their broad, flat tails. And as for Johnnie and
-Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, they sat on their fuzzy tails and
-scooted down the hill of snow. Others of the animal children sometimes
-used pieces of wood, an old board or some sticks bound together with
-strands from a wild grape vine.
-
-And about the time that Sister, Brother and Bumps went coasting, Sammie
-and Susie Littletail, the rabbits, passed the hollow stump bungalow of
-Uncle Wiggily Longears. The little bunnies were each pulling a sled
-made from pieces of birch bark they had gnawed from trees.
-
-"Let's ask Uncle Wiggily to go coasting with us," spoke Susie.
-
-"Oh, yes! Let's!" echoed Sammie. "It'll be lots of fun!"
-
-And Uncle Wiggily was very glad to go coasting. Out of his bungalow he
-hopped, his pink nose twinkling twice as fast as the shiny star on top
-of the Christmas tree.
-
-"Dear me, Wiggy!" cried Nurse Jane. "You don't mean to say you're going
-coasting with your rheumatism!"
-
-"No, I'm going coasting with Sammie and Susie," the laughing bunny
-answered. "I haven't any rheumatism to go coasting with to-day, I'm
-glad to tell you." And, surely enough, he didn't need to take his red,
-white and blue striped crutch.
-
-When Sammie, Susie and Uncle Wiggily reached the coasting hill, they
-found there many of the animal children.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Ride on my sled!" invited one after another. "Ride
-on mine! Coast with me!"
-
-"I'll take turns with each one!" promised the bunny gentleman, and so
-he did, riding with Sammie and Susie first, then with the Bushytail
-squirrel brothers, next with Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, the
-ducks, and so on down to Dottie and Willie Flufftail, the lamb children.
-
-Oh, such fun as Uncle Wiggily had on the animal children's coasting
-hill. And on the other side of the forest, Sister, Brother and Bumps
-had their fun, with the real boys and girls.
-
-At last it began to grow dusk, and when Uncle Wiggily was thinking of
-telling the animal children it was time for them to leave for home, up
-came rushing Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "We were just over to the big hill,
-where the real boys coast, and we saw----"
-
-"We saw a little baby girl--that is, almost a baby--in a pile of snow!"
-finished Peetie, for his brother Jackie was out of breath and couldn't
-bark any more.
-
-"What's that?" cried Uncle Wiggily. "A real, live little girl in the
-snow?"
-
-"Right in a snow drift!" barked Jackie. "All alone!"
-
-"Why," said the bunny gentleman, as he thought it over, "she must have
-been coasting with her brother or sister, and maybe she fell off a sled
-and went down deep in the snow. And they played so hard they never
-missed her! But she mustn't be allowed to stay asleep in the snow.
-She'll freeze!"
-
-"If she's only a little one--almost a baby--couldn't we put her on one
-of our sleds?" asked Sammie.
-
-"And ride her home," went on Susie.
-
-"If we all pull together we'd be strong enough to pull a real, live
-girl, if she wasn't too large," quacked Jimmie Wibblewobble, the duck.
-
-"We'll try!" said Uncle Wiggily. "All of you take the grape-vine ropes
-from your sleds and follow me."
-
-Quickly the animal children did this, taking with them only the large
-double sled of Neddie Stubtail, the boy bear, which was the largest
-sled of all. It was low and flat, and Uncle Wiggily thought it would be
-easy to roll a little girl up on it and pull her along.
-
-Soon Uncle Wiggily and the animal children reached the hill where the
-real boys and girls had coasted. None of them was there now, all having
-gone home to their suppers.
-
-"Here she is!" softly barked Jackie, leading the way to a snowbank, at
-the foot of the hill.
-
-And there, sound asleep in the soft, warm snow was--Bumps!
-
-Yes, as true as I'm telling you--Bumps!
-
-The little girl had been sliding down with her sister, and had rolled
-off the sled at the bottom of the hill after about the forty-'leventh
-coast. And Bumps was so tired, and sleepy, from having been outdoors so
-long, that, as soon as she rolled from the sled into the snow, she fell
-asleep! Think of that!
-
-And as Sister wanted to have a race with Brother and some of the other
-children, she never noticed what happened to Bumps. But there she
-was--in the snow asleep. Poor little Bumps!
-
-"It will never do to leave her here!" whispered Uncle Wiggily to the
-animal boys and girls. "Don't awaken her, but roll her over on Neddie's
-sled, and we'll pull her to her home. I know where she lives. We'll
-leave her in front of the door, I'll throw a snowball to make a sound
-like a knock, and then we can run away. Her father and mother will come
-out and take her in."
-
-So all working together, pushing, pulling, tugging and rolling most
-gently, the bunny gentleman and the animal boys and girls slid Bumps
-upon the low sled of the bear boy. Then they fastened the grape-vine
-ropes to it, and, all taking hold, off they started over the snow
-toward the village.
-
-It was almost dark, so no one saw the strange procession of Uncle
-Wiggily and his friends; and the bunny gentleman was glad of this.
-Right up to the home of Bumps they pulled her, and just as they got the
-sled in her yard Bumps opened her eyes.
-
-"Oh! Oh! Oh!" she cried when she saw all the animal children, and Uncle
-Wiggily, too, standing around her. "I'm in fairyland! Oh, how I love
-it!"
-
-"Quick, Sammie--Susie--Jackie--Peetie--scoot away!" called Uncle
-Wiggily in animal talk, and the rabbits, squirrels, guinea pigs, ducks,
-bears, beavers and others, all hopped away through the soft snow, out
-of sight. Uncle Wiggily tossed a snowball at the door, making a sound
-like a knock, and then the bunny gentleman also hopped away, laughing
-to himself.
-
-He turned back in time to see the door open and Sister, Brother, Daddy
-and Mother rush out.
-
-"Oh, here's Bumps, now!" cried Brother. "We must have forgotten and
-left her at the hill."
-
-"Oh, that's what we did!" exclaimed Sister.
-
-"Yes, but how did she get home?" asked Mother. "She never walked, I'm
-sure!"
-
-"And look at the queer wooden sled!" said Sister.
-
-"Who brought you home, Bumps?" asked Daddy.
-
-"A--a nice bunny man, and some little bunnies, and squirrels, and
-a little bear boy and some ducks and chickens and little lambs
-and--and----" But Bumps was out of breath now.
-
-"Oh, she's been asleep and _dreamed_ this!" laughed Brother. "Some man
-must have found her and put her on this board for a sled, to bring her
-home."
-
-"Nope!" declared Bumps, "it was a bunny! It was a funny bunny!"
-
-"Bring her in the house!" laughed Mother. "She must have been dreaming!"
-
-But we know it wasn't a dream; don't we? And if the strawberry
-shortcake doesn't go swimming with the gold fish in the lemonade and
-catch cold, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the picnic.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S PICNIC
-
-
-"Come on, Uncle Wiggily! Wake up! Wake up!" called Nurse Jane Fuzzy
-Wuzzy in the hollow stump bungalow one morning. "Come on!"
-
-"What's that? What's the matter? Is the chimney on fire again?" asked
-the bunny gentleman, and he was so excited that he slid down the
-banister, instead of hopping along from step to step as he should have
-done.
-
-"Of course the chimney isn't on fire!" laughed Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "But
-this is the day for the picnic of the animal children, and you promised
-to go with them to the woods."
-
-"Oh, so I did!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, and he put one paw on his pink
-nose to stop the twinkling, which started as soon as he grew excited
-over thinking the chimney was on fire. "Well, I'm glad you called me,
-Nurse Jane. I'll get ready for the picnic at once. What are you going
-to put up for lunch?"
-
-"Oh, some carrot bread, turnip cookies, lettuce sandwiches and nut
-cake," answered the muskrat lady.
-
-"That sounds fine!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "I'm very glad I'm going to
-the picnic!"
-
-"Well, you had better hurry and get ready," remarked Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-"Here come Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow to see if you aren't soon going to
-start."
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked from the window of his hollow stump bungalow, and
-saw the two little puppy dog boys coming along.
-
-Jackie was so excited that he stubbed his paw and fell down twice,
-while Peetie was so anxious to show Uncle Wiggily what was in the
-package of lunch the puppies were going to take to the woods, that
-Peetie fell down three times, and turned a back somersault.
-
-"Uncle Wiggily! Uncle Wiggily! Aren't you coming?" barked Jackie.
-
-"Hurry or it may rain and spoil the picnic," added Peetie.
-
-"Oh, I hope not!" answered the bunny gentleman. "For if there is one
-thing, more than another, that spoils a picnic, it is rain! Snow isn't
-so bad, for we don't have picnics when it snows."
-
-"Maybe it won't rain," hopefully spoke Nurse Jane, who was busy putting
-up lunch for Uncle Wiggily. "There isn't a cloud in the sky!"
-
-And, surely enough, when Uncle Wiggily, Nurse Jane and dozens of animal
-children started off to the woods for their picnic, the sun shone
-bravely down from the blue sky and a more lovely day could not have
-been wished for.
-
-The forest where the bunny gentleman, Nurse Jane and the animal
-children went for their picnic was a large one, with many trees and
-bushes. There were dozens of places for the squirrels, rabbits, goats,
-ducks, dogs, pussy cats and others to play; and when they reached the
-grove they put their lunches under bushes, on the soft cool, green moss
-and began to have fun.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Please turn skipping rope for us?" begged
-Brighteyes, the little guinea pig girl.
-
-"And please come play ball with us!" grunted Curly and Floppy
-Twistytail, the piggie boys.
-
-"Have a game of marbles with us," teased Billie Wagtail, the goat, and
-Jacko Kinkytail, the monkey chap.
-
-"I'll play with you all in turn," laughed the bunny gentleman. He was
-in the midst of having fun, and was just gnawing off a piece of wild
-grape vine to make a swing for Lulu and Alice Wibblewobble, the ducks,
-when up came hopping Bully No-Tail, the frog boy. Bully was quite
-excited.
-
-"What's the matter, Bully?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Oh, gur-ump!" croaked Bully. "There is a big crowd of boys and girls
-over on the other side of the pond. They're having a picnic, too!
-Ger-ump! Ger-ump!"
-
-"Real boys and girls!" added Bawly, who was Bully's brother.
-"Hump-bump!"
-
-"Well, that will do no harm!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Let the real boys
-and girls have their picnic. They will not see us, for very few boys
-and girls know how to use their eyes when they go to the woods. I have
-often hidden beside a bush close to where a boy passed, and he never
-saw me. Let the boys and girls have their picnic, and we'll have ours!"
-
-So that's the way it was. Uncle Wiggily and the animal children played
-tag, and they slid down hill. Perhaps you think they could not do this
-in summer when there was no snow. But the hills in the forest were
-covered with long, smooth, brown pine needles, and these layers of
-needles were so slippery that it was easy to slide on them.
-
-And then, all of a sudden, just about when it was time to eat lunch, it
-began to rain! Oh, how hard the drops pelted down! Rain! Rain! Rain!
-
-"Scurry for shelter--all of you!" cried Nurse Jane. "Get out of the
-rain!"
-
-The animal boys and girls knew how to take care of themselves in a
-rain storm, even if they had no umbrellas. Most of them had on fur or
-feathers which water does not harm. And they snuggled down under trees
-and bushes, finding shelter and dry spots so that, no matter how hard
-it poured, they did not get very wet.
-
-They hid their lunches under rocks and overhanging trees so nothing was
-spoiled. And when the rain was over and the sun came out, as it did,
-the animal picnic went on as before, and when the food was set out on
-flat stumps for tables, there was enough for everyone, and plenty left
-over.
-
-Nurse Jane was looking at what remained of the good things to eat when
-Jackie Bow Wow, who, with Peetie, had been splashing in a mud puddle,
-came running up wagging his tail.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "What you think? Those real
-children, on the other side of the wood, they had their things to eat
-out on some stumps for tables, just as we had, and when the rain came,
-oh! it spoiled everything!"
-
-"They didn't know how to keep their lunches dry," added Peetie. "Now
-they haven't anything to eat for their picnic, and they are starting
-home, and some of the little girls are crying."
-
-"That's too bad!" murmured Uncle Wiggily, kindly. "Too bad that the
-rain had to spoil their picnic! Now we have plenty of things left that
-children could eat--nuts, apples, some popcorn and pears," for the
-animal folk had brought all these, and many more, to the woods with
-them. "We have lots left over."
-
-"We could give them something to eat," spoke Nurse Jane, "but how are
-we going to get it to them? We can't call them here; and it would never
-do to let them see us carrying the things to them."
-
-"No," agreed Uncle Wiggily. "But I think I have a plan. We can make
-some baskets of birch bark. Some of the animal children--such as Jacko
-and Jumpo Kinkytail, the monkeys, Joie and Tommie Kat, Johnnie and
-Billie Bushytail, the squirrels--are good tree climbers. Let them climb
-trees near where the real children are having their picnic, and lower
-to them, on grape-vine ropes, the food we have left."
-
-"Oh, yes!" mewed Tommie, the kitten boy. "What jolly fun!"
-
-Quickly Nurse Jane began to gather up the food. Uncle Wiggily put it in
-birch bark baskets the animal children made and then, with the baskets,
-fastened to vines, in their paws or claws, the animal boys went through
-the wood to the place of the other picnic. Uncle Wiggily and the
-remaining animal children followed.
-
-There the poor, disappointed real children were, looking at their
-rain-soaked and spoiled lunches. Some of the little girls were crying.
-
-"We might as well go home," grumbled a boy. "Our picnic is no good!"
-
-"Mean old rain!" sighed a girl.
-
-But just then the animal chaps with lunch from Uncle Wiggily's
-picnic--lunch which had not been rained on--climbed up into trees
-over the heads of the boys and girls. Not a sound did the animal
-chaps make. And when the real boys and girls had their backs turned,
-there were lowered to the stump tables enough good things for a jolly
-feast--apples, pears, popcorn, nuts and many other dainties.
-
-[Illustration: The animal boys scurried off]
-
-A little girl happened to turn around and see the birch bark baskets of
-good things just as the animal boys scurried off through the trees.
-
-"Oh, look!" cried the girl. "The fairies have been here! They have
-left us some lunch in place of ours that the rain spoiled. Oh, see the
-fairy lunch!"
-
-And I suppose that is as good a name for it as any, since the boys and
-girls didn't see Uncle Wiggily's friends lower the baskets from the
-trees. And the real boys and girls ate the lunch and had a most jolly
-time, and so did the bunny gentleman and his picnic crowd.
-
-Now if the rubber plant doesn't stretch over and tickle the teapot so
-that it pours coffee instead of milk into the sugar bowl, you may next
-hear about Uncle Wiggily in the rain storm.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XVI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S RAIN STORM
-
-
-Down pelted the rain in Animal Land.
-
-It also poured in Boy and Girl Land, which was on the other side of
-the forest from where Uncle Wiggily Longears lived in his hollow stump
-bungalow.
-
-The bunny rabbit gentleman looked out of a window, and saw the drops
-fall drip, drip, dripping from trees and bushes, making little puddles
-amid the leaves where birds could come, later, and take a bath.
-
-"You aren't thinking of going out in this storm; are you?" asked Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady bungalow-keeper, as she saw Mr.
-Longears putting on his coat.
-
-"Why, I was, yes," slowly answered the bunny gentleman. "I am
-neither sugar nor salt, that I will melt in the rain. And, as it
-isn't freezing, I think I'll take a hop through the woods, and see
-Grandfather Goosey Gander."
-
-"Well, as long as you are going out, I wish you'd go to the store for
-me," requested Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-
-"What do you want?" asked the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Oh, bring a muskmelon for dinner," said Nurse Jane.
-
-"A watermelon would be much easier to carry through the rain," Uncle
-Wiggily answered. "I think I'll bring a watermelon. If it gets wet no
-harm is done."
-
-"All right," agreed Nurse Jane, laughing, so away hopped the bunny
-rabbit uncle, over the fields and through the woods. It seemed to rain
-harder and harder, but Uncle Wiggily did not mind. He had an umbrella,
-though he did not always carry one. It was made from a toadstool, and
-it kept off most of the rain. Though, as Mr. Longears said, he was
-neither a lollypop nor an ice-cream cone that would melt in a shower.
-
-But not everyone was as happy as Uncle Wiggily in this storm. On the
-other side of the forest, as I told you, was Boy and Girl Land, and in
-one of the houses lived a brother and a sister. They, too, stood at the
-window, pressing their noses against the glass as the rain beat down,
-and they were not happy.
-
- "Rain, rain, go away!
- Come again some other day!
- Brother and I want to go and play!"
-
-That is the verse the little girl recited over and over again as she
-watched the rain pelting down. But the storm did not stop for all that
-she said the verse backward and frontward.
-
-"Will it ever stop?" crossly cried the boy. "Why doesn't it stop?"
-and he drummed on the window sill, banged his feet on the floor and
-whistled. And his sister loudly recited over and over again:
-
- "Rain, rain, go away!"
-
-"Children! Children!" gently called Mother from where she was lying
-down in the next room. "Can't you please be a little quiet? My head
-aches and I am trying to rest. The noise makes my pain worse."
-
-"We're sorry, Mother," said the girl.
-
-"But being quiet isn't any fun!" grumbled the boy. "Why can't we go out
-and play?"
-
-"Because you would get all wet," answered his mother. "I've told you
-that two or three times, dear. Now please be quiet. It will stop
-raining sometime, and then you may go out."
-
-"What can we play with?" asked the boy, not very politely I'm sorry to
-say.
-
-"Why, some of your toys," replied his mother. "Surely you have enough."
-
-"I'm tired of 'em!" grunted the boy.
-
-"So'm I," echoed his sister.
-
-Then she began once more to say the verse about the rain, as if that
-would do any good, and the boy rubbed his nose up and down the window,
-making queer marks.
-
-Uncle Wiggily, on his way to see Grandpa Goosey Gander, and get a
-watermelon for Nurse Jane, took a short cut through a field, and passed
-the house where the children were kept in on account of the rain. And,
-as it happened, the window near which the boy and girl stood was open a
-little way at the top.
-
-So, as the bunny gentleman hopped past, he not only saw the children,
-but he heard what they said, being able, as I have before related to
-you, to understand real talk.
-
-But the children were looking up at the sky so intently, trying to see
-if it would stop raining, that they never noticed Uncle Wiggily. Though
-if they had seen him, all dressed as he was like a gentleman from the
-moving pictures, they would have been very much surprised.
-
-"Too bad those children have to stay in on account of the rain,"
-thought Uncle Wiggily. "I wonder if I couldn't find some way of amusing
-them? If they are tired of their own playthings I might toss in,
-through the open window, some of the things the animal boys and girls
-play with. I'll do it!"
-
-Off through the woods in the rain hopped Uncle Wiggily. He found a
-number of smooth, brown acorns, some of which had the cups, or caps
-still on. He filled one pocket with the acorns.
-
-Next the bunny picked up some cones from the pine tree. There were
-large and small cones, and Nurse Jane always used one as a nutmeg
-grater, it was so rough, while Uncle Wiggily kept one near his bed to
-scratch his back at night.
-
-"Let me see, what else would the animal children take?" said the bunny
-to himself. "I think they would take some green moss, and the girls
-would make beds with it for their dolls. The animal boys would take
-hollow reeds and blow little pebbles through them as real boys blow
-beans in their tin shooters. I'll take some moss and reeds."
-
-This the bunny uncle did, also picking up some empty snail and
-periwinkle shells he found on the bank of a brook.
-
-"The little girl can string these shells for beads," thought the bunny.
-"And I'll strip off some pieces of white birch bark so the boy can make
-a little canoe, as the Indians used to do."
-
-Having gathered all these things--playthings which the animal children
-found in the woods every day--the bunny hopped back to the house of
-the boy and girl. The window was open, but the boy and girl had left
-it. The girl was giving her mother a drink of water, and the boy was
-bringing up some coal for the fire.
-
-"This is my chance!" thought Uncle Wiggily.
-
-Standing outside, he tossed in through the open window the acorns,
-the pine cones, the shells, the moss and other things. Then he hopped
-quickly away and hid behind a bush. He could hear the children come
-back into the room, and soon he heard the girl cry:
-
-"Oh, look what the wind blew in! Some acorns! I can make little cups of
-them, and use the tops for saucers! And I'll set a play-party table for
-my doll, and decorate it with green moss. Oh, how perfectly lovely!"
-
-"I'm going to make a boat out of this birch bark!" cried the boy. "And
-look! A hollow reed, like a bean blower! Now I can have some fun!"
-
-"Look at the lovely shells I can string and make a necklace of!" went
-on the girl.
-
-"And I can make wooden legs, and a wooden head and stick em on these
-pine cones and make believe they're Noah's ark animals!" laughed the
-boy. "Hurray!" he cried most happily.
-
-"What is going on out there?" called Mother from where she was lying
-down. "Have you found something to play with?"
-
-"Yes'm," answered the boy. "We'll be quiet now."
-
-"And we don't care if it does rain," said the girl. "The wind blew a
-lot of lovely things in the window!"
-
-But of course we know that Uncle Wiggily tossed them in.
-
-"I guess they'll be all right now, no matter how much it rains,"
-said the bunny, as he hopped along to see Grandpa Goosey, and buy the
-snowmelon--excuse me, I mean the watermelon--for Nurse Jane.
-
-So this teaches us that sometimes a rain storm is good for letting
-you find out new ways of having fun. And if the looking-glass doesn't
-make funny faces at the rag doll, when she's trying to see if her
-hair ribbon is on backward, on the next page you may read about Uncle
-Wiggily and the mumps.
-
-
-
-
-+Note+
-
-Uncle Wiggily specially requests that the following story will NOT be
-read to children who have the mumps. Please wait until they are better.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XVII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MUMPS
-
-
-Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, was hopping through
-the woods one day, and he was thinking of making his way over to the
-other side of the forest, where the real boys and girls lived, hoping
-he might have an adventure, when, all at once, Mr. Longears heard some
-voices talking behind a mulberry bush.
-
-"I know what we can do," said the voice of a boy, as Uncle Wiggily
-could tell, for he had learned to know the talk of boys and girls.
-
-"What can we do?" asked the voice of another boy.
-
-"We can pick up a lot of stones," went on the first boy, "and we can
-make believe we're hunters, and we can walk through the woods and throw
-stones at the birds, and squirrels, and rabbits! Come on! Let's do it!"
-
-"Oh, no! I don't want to do _that_," said the second boy. "It isn't any
-fun to throw stones at birds and bunnies. If you hit a mother bird, and
-break her wing, she can't take anything to eat to the little birds, and
-they'll starve."
-
-"Pooh! That's nothing!" exclaimed the first boy, and Uncle Wiggily
-peeked over the top of the bush to see what manner of boys these were.
-But the bunny rabbit gentleman kept himself well hidden.
-
-"I don't want any stones thrown at me," he thought.
-
-"And," went on the second boy, who seemed rather kind, "if you throw
-a stone at a rabbit you might break its leg, and then it couldn't hop
-home to the baby rabbits."
-
-"That is very true!" thought Uncle Wiggily, who was listening to all
-that went on. "I wish there were more boys like this kind one."
-
-"Well, I don't care!" grumbled the first boy. "I'm going off and throw
-stones at birds and rabbits and squirrels!"
-
-"And I'm going home," said the second boy. "I don't feel very good. I
-have a pain in my cheek and maybe I'm going to have the toothache."
-
-"Goodness me, sakes alive! I hope nothing like _that_ happens to such
-a kind boy," thought Uncle Wiggily. "And as for that other chap, I'll
-run ahead of him, through the woods, and tell my friends to hide so he
-can't throw stones at them."
-
-So, while one boy went home and the other picked up some stones, Uncle
-Wiggily skipped along through the woods, calling, in his animal talk,
-to his friends to hide themselves.
-
-"For a boy is coming to stone you!" exclaimed the bunny rabbit
-gentleman. "Hide! Hide away from the stone-throwing boy!"
-
-And so it happened that when the unkind chap came tramping through the
-woods, the only bird he saw to stone was an old black crow, as black as
-black could be.
-
-"I'll hit you!" cried the boy, as he threw a stone.
-
-But the crow was a wise old bird, and wastn't even afraid of the scary,
-stuffed men that farmers put in their cornfields. So the crow dodged
-the stone and then he laughed at the boy.
-
-"Haw! Haw! Haw!" laughed the old black crow. "Haw! Haw! Haw!"
-
-The boy grew very cross at this, and threw more stones, and some fell
-among the flower bushes where some bees were gathering the sweet juices
-of flowers to make into honey. One stone knocked a bee off a blossom,
-and spilled the honey it was gathering.
-
-"Just for that I'm going to sting that boy!" buzzed the bee. Out it
-flittered, making such a zipping sound around that boy's head as to
-cause the bad chap to drop his stones and run away. So the bee did not
-have to sting him after all.
-
-"Boys are no good!" buzzed the bee to Uncle Wiggily, as the honey chap
-flew back to the flowers.
-
-"Oh, _some_ boys are good," said the bunny gentleman. "The boy who was
-with this bad chap was good, and kind to animals. And that reminds me;
-this boy said he didn't feel very well. I must hop over to-morrow, and
-take a look at his house. I know where he lives. I hope he isn't going
-to have the toothache."
-
-But the kind boy, as I call him just for fun, you know, had something
-worse than the toothache. His neck and jaws began to swell in the
-night, and he could hardly swallow a drink of water which his mother
-gave him when she heard him tossing in bed.
-
-"What you s'pose is the matter of me, Mother?" asked the boy.
-
-"Well," said Mother, as she smoothed his pillow, "perhaps you caught
-cold in the woods to-day."
-
-But it was worse than that. When the Doctor came in the morning, and
-looked at the boy, and gently felt of his neck (even which gentle touch
-made the boy want to cry) the Doctor said:
-
-"Hum! Mumps!"
-
-"Did you say 'bumps,' Doctor?" asked the boy's mother. "Did he fall
-down and bump himself?"
-
-"No, I said _mumps_!" exclaimed the doctor. "That's a swelling inside
-his neck, and it will hurt him a lot. But if you keep him in bed, and
-warm, and give him easy things to eat, he'll soon be all right again."
-
-"Poor boy!" murmured Mother. "Well, I suppose _mumps_ are better than
-_bumps_!"
-
-"I'm not so sure about that," spoke the Doctor as he walked to the door
-with the boy's mother. "Whatever you do," he said in a whisper, "don't
-give him anything _sour_--such as lemons or pickles. Sour things make
-the mumps pain more than ever. Don't even _speak_ of vinegar in front
-of him, or so much as _whisper_ it!"
-
-"I won't," promised Mother.
-
-But the boy's little sister overheard what Doctor and Mother were
-saying, and, being a mischievous sort of girl, she decided to have some
-fun. At least _she_ called it fun.
-
-"I'm going to stand in front of Brother and hold up a pickle so he can
-see it," said Sister to herself. "I want to see what he'll do!"
-
-So Sister hurried down to the kitchen and brought up a pickle. Then
-she went in the room where Brother was in bed and, holding the sour
-pickle in front of him, called:
-
-"Look!"
-
-And, no sooner did the boy look than he felt a sharp pain in his
-throat, almost as bad as toothache, and he cried:
-
-"Go on away! Stop showing me that--that----" Well, he couldn't even say
-the word "pickle," for just the thought of anything sour hurts your
-mumps, you know.
-
-The boy hid his face in his pillow, and when he couldn't see the pickle
-he felt a little better. But his Sister was still full of mischief.
-
-"Lemons! Lemons! Nice sour lemons!" she called teasingly.
-
-"Stop it! Stop it!" begged the boy. "Oh, how my mumps hurt! Mother,
-make Sister stop hurting my mumps!"
-
-And when Mother came, and found what Sister was doing, she made the
-little girl go to bed, even though it was daytime.
-
-"You will, very likely, get the mumps yourself," said Mother. "And I
-hope no one says anything sour to _you_."
-
-And, later on, Sister did get the mumps, but I'm glad to say her
-brother did not hold a lemon up in front of her. For, as I told you,
-even the _thought_ of anything sour hurts the mumps.
-
-Now you know the reason why I didn't want you to read this story when
-you had the swelling in your neck. It was better to wait until your
-mumps were gone; wasn't it?
-
-So this boy had the mumps, and he had them on both sides at once, which
-is the very worst form. He could hardly swallow anything because of the
-pain, even things that were not sour. Now and then he managed to sip a
-little hot chocolate.
-
-His mother put a warm flannel bandage around his face, which was much
-swelled, and, thus wrapped up, the little boy could, now and then, get
-out of bed.
-
-It was on one of these times, when his jaws were wrapped up, and his
-face swollen, that Uncle Wiggily happened to hop along through the
-woods, not far from the Mump Boy's house. And, having very good eyes,
-Mr. Longears saw the sick lad.
-
-"Poor fellow!" thought the bunny gentleman. "He is ill, just as he
-thought he was going to be! Toothache it is, too!"
-
-"Who has the toothache!" asked Dr. Possum, for the animal doctor came
-along just then, with his bag of medicine held fast in the curl of his
-tail.
-
-"That boy," answered Uncle Wiggily, pointing from the bush, where he
-and Dr. Possum were hiding, to the window of the boy's home.
-
-"He hasn't the toothache! Those are the mumps!" said Dr. Possum, who
-knew all about such things.
-
-"Mumps!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "Oh, that's too bad. Why, if that boy
-is mumpy he must have trouble eating. I wonder if I could leave on his
-doorstep something he would like--something that he wouldn't have to
-chew and which would slip down easily?"
-
-"Whatever you leave for him, don't have it _sour_," advised Dr. Possum,
-as he hurried along to see Curly Twistytail, the piggie boy, who had
-cut his nose on a piece of glass while digging for wild sunflower roots
-in the woods.
-
-"Ha! Nothing sour for the Mump Boy!" said Uncle Wiggily to himself, as
-Dr. Possum hopped away. "Then something sweet will be just the proper
-thing. Sweet honey! I have it! I'll ask my friends, the bees, for some
-of their honey. I'll get Nurse Jane to make a little pail of birch
-bark, and I'll leave the wild honey on the boy's stoop."
-
-Off hopped the bunny gentleman, until he found where the bees had their
-home in a hollow tree.
-
-"Could you give me some honey for a good boy with bad mumps?" asked the
-rabbit.
-
-"Some honey for a good boy with the bad mumps?" said the Queen Bee.
-"Certainly, Uncle Wiggily! As much as you like!"
-
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the bunny's muskrat lady housekeeper, made a
-little box of white bark from the birch tree, and when this pretty box
-was filled with wild, sweet honey, Uncle Wiggily took it with him one
-evening.
-
-It was time for the Mump Boy to go to bed, but the pain in his neck was
-so bad that he cried.
-
-"I'm hungry, too," he said. "Oh, why can't I eat something that won't
-hurt my mumps?"
-
-"I'll try to think of something for you," said Mother wearily.
-
-Just then Uncle Wiggily hopped to the edge of the forest, close to the
-Mump Boy's house, and running up, he put the birch box of wild honey
-on the stoop. Then the bunny threw some little stones at the door and
-hopped away, hiding in the bushes.
-
-"Wait until I see who's at the door," said Mother, as she smoothed the
-boy's pillow. "Then I'll get you something."
-
-She looked out on the porch, and saw the little birch bark box.
-
-"It looks like a valentine," she thought, "though this isn't
-Valentine's Day."
-
-"What is it?" asked the boy. "Is it anything I can eat that won't hurt
-my mumps?"
-
-"Why, yes, it is!" joyfully said his mother, as she saw what it was.
-"Sweet, wild honey!"
-
-Even the name, so different from sour pickles or lemons, made the Mumps
-Boy feel better.
-
-"Please give me some," he begged. "It sounds good!"
-
-[Illustration: Uncle Wiggily saw him at the window]
-
-The wild sweet honey slipped down as gently as a feather, not hurting
-the boy's neck at all. And soon after that he went to sleep and in a
-few days he was better.
-
-Uncle Wiggily saw the boy at the window, the bandage no longer on his
-face, and he even saw the boy eating the last of the wild honey.
-
-"I guess he liked it," thought the bunny, as he hopped away.
-
-When the boy was all better, and could be out and play, he asked all of
-his friends which one it was who had left the honey on the porch. One
-and all answered:
-
-"I didn't do it!"
-
-"I wonder who it was?" said the boy, over and over again.
-
-Well, we know; don't we? But we aren't allowed to tell. And when the
-Boy's Sister caught the mumps, Uncle Wiggily left her some honey also.
-Which was very kind of him, I think.
-
-So if the little pussy cat doesn't drop her penny in the snowbank,
-thinking it will turn into a dollar so she can buy a box of lollypops,
-you may next hear about Uncle Wiggily and the measles.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XVIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE MEASLES
-
-
-Once upon a time there was a boy who didn't like to go to school. Every
-chance he had he stayed at home instead of going to his classes to
-learn his lessons.
-
-Sometimes he would get up in the morning and say:
-
-"Mother, I think I'm going to have the toothache. I guess I better not
-go to school to-day."
-
-But his mother would laugh and say:
-
-"Oh, run along! If you get the toothache in school the teacher will let
-you come home."
-
-Then the boy would go to school, though he didn't want to, and he would
-be thinking up some new excuse for staying home, so really he did not
-recite his lessons as well as he might.
-
-One day this boy came running in the house, all excited, and called out:
-
-"Oh, Mother! I just know I can't go to school to-morrow!"
-
-"Why not?" asked Mother.
-
-"'Cause I've been playing with the boy across the street, an' he's got
-the measles, an' I'll catch 'em an' I can't go to school. You ought t'
-see! He's all covered with red spots!" The boy who didn't like school
-was much excited. "He's all red spots!" he exclaimed.
-
-"Is he?" asked Mother. "Well, the measles aren't painful, though they
-are 'catching,' as you children say. However, you can't catch them
-quite as soon as one day. So you may go to school until you break out
-with red spots. Then it will be time enough to stay at home."
-
-"Can't I stay home to-morrow?" begged the boy.
-
-"Oh, of course not!" laughed Mother. "I want you to go to school and
-become a smart man! Time enough to stay home when you get the measles!"
-
-Now, of course, this did not suit that boy at all. When he went to bed
-he was thinking and thinking of some plan by which he could stay home
-from school. For there was to be a hard lesson next day, and, though I
-am sorry to say it, that boy was too lazy to study as he ought.
-
-"If I could only break out with the measles I could stay home," he
-kept saying over and over again as he lay in bed. Every now and then
-he would get up, turn on the electric light in his room and look at
-himself in the glass to see if any red spots were coming. But he could
-see none.
-
-"What's the matter, Boysie?" his mother called to him from her room.
-"Why are you so restless?"
-
-"Maybe I'm getting the measles," he hopefully answered.
-
-"Nonsense! Go to sleep!" laughed Daddy.
-
-Finally the boy did go to sleep, but either he dreamed it, or the idea
-came to him in the night, for, early in the morning, he awakened and,
-slipping on his bath robe, went into his sister's room.
-
-"Hey, Sis!" he whispered. "Where's your box of paints?"
-
-"What you want 'em for?" asked Sister.
-
-"Oh, I--I'm going to paint something," mumbled the boy. Sister was too
-sleepy--for it was only early morning as yet--to wonder much about it,
-so she told her brother where to find the paints, and then she turned
-over and went to sleep again.
-
-Now what do you suppose that boy did?
-
-Why, he went back to his room, and with his sister's brush and color
-box he painted red spots on his face, just as he had seen them on the
-face of the real Measles Boy across the street. Then this boy put the
-paints away and waited.
-
-After a while Mother called:
-
-"Come, Boysie! Time to get up and go to school!"
-
-"I--I don't guess I'd better go to school this morning," said the boy,
-trying to make his voice sound weak and ill and faint-like.
-
-"Not go to school! Why not?" cried Mother in surprise.
-
-"I--I'm all red spots," the boy answered. And when his mother went in
-his room, and saw that he really was spotted, she exclaimed:
-
-"Why, you _have_ the measles! I didn't think they'd break out so
-_soon_! Well, you must stay in the dark on account of your eyes. I'll
-bring you in some breakfast, and of course you can't go to school!"
-
-Then that boy had to put the bedquilt over his mouth so he wouldn't
-laugh. If his room had been light his mother, of course, would have
-seen that the spots were only red paint. But in the dimness of early
-morning she didn't see.
-
-"Isn't Brother going to school?" asked Sister as she ate her breakfast.
-
-"He has the measles," said Mother. "I expect you'll come down with them
-next, and break out in a day or so. But wait until you do."
-
-And if Sister thought anything about her red paint she said nothing. I
-don't believe she ever imagined her brother would play such a trick.
-
-At first, after his sister had gone to school, and he had been given
-his breakfast in bed, the boy thought it was going to be lots of fun
-to pretend to have the measles and stay home from school. But after a
-while this began to grow tiresome.
-
-It was a beautiful, warm sunshiny day outside, and staying in a dark
-room wasn't as much fun as that boy had thought. He could hear the bees
-humming outside his open window, and the birds were singing.
-
-His mother opened the door and spoke to him.
-
-"I'm just going across the street a few minutes," she said. "You'll be
-all right, won't you?"
-
-"Yes'm," answered the boy. "My measles don't hurt hardly any."
-
-And of course they couldn't, being only painted measles, you know.
-
-When Mother went away, softly closing the door after her, the sound
-of the buzzing bees and the singing birds came to the boy through his
-window. He knew it must be lovely outside, and yet he had to stay in
-bed.
-
-"But I can get up and run out for a little while," he said to himself.
-"Mother will never know!"
-
-No sooner thought of than done! The boy quickly put on some
-clothes--not many, for it was summer--and out into the yard he went,
-his face all red paint spots. He didn't dare wash them off or his
-mother would have noticed.
-
-Now it happened that Uncle Wiggily, the bunny rabbit gentleman, was
-out that day, taking a walk with Grandfather Goosey Gander. The two
-friends passed through the woods, close to the edge of the yard of the
-house where the make-believe Measles Boy lived. And the boy saw the
-bunny gentleman, all dressed up as Uncle Wiggily was. Grandpa Goosey,
-also, had on his coat and trousers. Uncle Wiggily wore his golf suit
-that day--black and white checkered trousers and a cap.
-
-[Illustration: "Hop faster!" quacked Grandpa]
-
-"Oh, what a funny rabbit! What a funny goose!" cried the boy. "I'm
-going to catch 'em and have a play circus in my yard!"
-
-Forgetting that he was supposed to be suffering from measles, this boy
-chased after Uncle Wiggily and Grandpa Goosey.
-
-"We'd better run," quacked the goose gentleman. "Boy, you know! Chase
-us! Throw stones, you know. Better run; what?"
-
-"I believe you!" answered Uncle Wiggily. "Run it is!"
-
-Off hopped the bunny! Off waddled the goose! But the boy was a fast
-runner, in spite of the red spots on his face and he came nearer and
-nearer to Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"I'm afraid he's going to catch me, Grandpa!" spoke Mr. Longears
-in animal talk, of course, which the boy could not hear, much less
-understand.
-
-"Hop faster!" quacked Grandpa, who was half running and half flying.
-
-On came the boy! Grandpa Goosey, who was ahead, looked back and saw
-that Uncle Wiggily was soon going to be caught.
-
-"There is only one way to save the bunny," thought Grandpa Goosey.
-"I'll splash some water in that boy's face and eyes so he can't see for
-a moment. Then Uncle Wiggily and I can get away!"
-
-Near the path along which the boy was chasing the bunny and goose was a
-puddle of water. As quick as a wink Grandpa Goosey splashed into this,
-and, with his wings and webbed feet, he sent such a shower of water
-into the face of the boy that the bad chap had to stop.
-
-"Oh! Ouch! Stop splashing me!" cried the boy. His face was all wet, but
-he wiped it off on his sleeve, and with his handkerchief. And when he
-had cleared his eyes of water he started to run again.
-
-But by this time Uncle Wiggily and Grandpa Goosey were far off, hidden
-in the forest, and the boy could not find them.
-
-"I guess I'd better go back home and get into bed," thought the boy.
-"Mother will be looking for me."
-
-He was just going in the house when his mother came up the steps.
-
-"Why, Boysie!" exclaimed Mother. "You shouldn't have gone out with the
-measles! Why--where _are_ your measles?" she asked, for the spots were
-gone. "Your face is all red, like a lobster; but you haven't any more
-measles spots! What happened?"
-
-The boy remembered the water that Grandpa Goosey had splashed up from
-the puddle. He took out his handkerchief and looked at it. That, too,
-was red!
-
-"Why, it's _red paint_!" cried Mother. "Oh, Boysie! How could you play
-such a trick?" and she felt so sad that tears came into her eyes. "What
-made you do it, Boysie?"
-
-"I--I didn't want to go to school," the boy answered, softly and much
-ashamed.
-
-"Oh, how foolish of you!" said Mother. "Now I'll have to take you to
-school myself, but I won't tell teacher what you did--that is, I will
-not if you study your lessons well."
-
-"I will, Mother! I will!" the make-believe Measles Boy promised. "I'll
-never want to stay home from school again!"
-
-And he never did--even when he really had the measles which broke out
-on him about a week later. But he did not have them very hard, though
-he didn't need any of his sister's paints to make red spots.
-
-And when Grandpa Goosey looked in the window of the boy's house, and
-saw the little chap with his face all speckled, the goose gentleman
-said:
-
-"Serves him right for chasing Uncle Wiggily and me!"
-
-Well, perhaps it did. Who knows? Anyhow, if it should happen that the
-doorknob doesn't turn around and try to crawl through the keyhole when
-the milk bottle chases the pussy cat off the back stoop, then I may
-tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the chicken-pox.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XIX
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CHICKEN-POX
-
-
-One day Charlie and Arabella Chick, the little rooster and hen children
-of Mrs. Cluck-Cluck, the hen lady, came fluttering over to Uncle
-Wiggily's hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" cackled Arabella. "What you think has happened?"
-
-"Well, I hardly am able to guess," answered the bunny gentleman. "I do
-hope, though, that your coop isn't on fire. You seem much excited, my
-dears!"
-
-"Well, I guess you'd be excited, too, if a boy threw stones at you!"
-crowed Charlie. "Wouldn't you?"
-
-"Indeed I would," admitted Uncle Wiggily. "Once a boy did stone me and
-I didn't like it at all."
-
-"We don't like it either," cawed Arabella.
-
-"Isn't there some way you can stop that boy from throwing sticks and
-stones at us?" Charlie wanted to know.
-
-"Tell me about it," suggested Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Well, it's this way," began Arabella. "This boy lives on the other
-side of the Big Forest. Sometimes Charlie and I go over there to pick
-up beechnuts and other good things to eat, and every time that boy
-sees us he pegs things at us! Wouldn't you call him a bad boy, Uncle
-Wiggily?"
-
-"Most surely I would," answered the rabbit gentleman. "But why does he
-do it? You don't crow over him; do you, Charlie?"
-
-"No, indeed," answered the rooster boy. "I only crow to warn Arabella
-when I see that fellow coming, to tell her to run and hide under a
-bush."
-
-"And I don't pick him, or scratch gravel at him or anything like that,"
-cackled the little hen girl. "I wish he'd let us alone, Uncle Wiggily."
-
-"We came over to see if you could think up a way to make him stop,"
-crowed Charlie. "Can you?"
-
-"Hum! I'll try," promised the bunny gentleman, twinkling his pink nose
-like the frosting on top of an orange shortcake. "Suppose we go look
-for this boy," went on Uncle Wiggily. "So I'll know him when I see him."
-
-"I can show you his house," offered Charlie. "But we'll have to be
-careful. For if he sees us he'll peg things at us."
-
-"Let us hope not," murmured Uncle Wiggily.
-
-But it was a vain hope, as they say in fairy books. For after Uncle
-Wiggily, Charlie and Arabella had gone to the other side of a forest,
-there, all of a sudden, they saw the boy.
-
-"Hi! There are those funny dressed-up chickens!" shouted the boy, who
-had red hair, and a face full of freckles. "And there's a rabbit with
-them, all dressed up in a tall silk hat! Oh, my! What style! I'm going
-to see if I can knock his hat off with a stone! I'm going to peg rocks
-at 'em!"
-
-"See! What did I tell you?" cackled Arabella, who could understand
-boy-talk, as could also Charlie and Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Bang!" bounced a stone on Uncle Wiggily's tall silk hat, sending it
-spinning through the air.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed the boy, as he picked up another stone. "I'm a good
-shot, I am!"
-
-"I should call that rather a _bad_ shot--for my hat," remarked Uncle
-Wiggily, as he picked up his silk hat and hopped toward the bushes.
-"Come on, Arabella and Charlie!" called the bunny gentleman. "This boy
-is acting just as you said he did. I must think up some way of teaching
-him a lesson!"
-
-The little hen girl and rooster boy scooted under the bushes, and
-only just in time, for the boy threw many more stones, and one struck
-Charlie on the comb. Not the comb that he used to make his feathers
-smooth, but the red comb on his head--one of his ornaments; his tail
-feathers being others.
-
-"Hi, fellows! Come on chase the funny chickens and the dressed-up
-rabbit!" cried the boy. But though some of his chums ran up, as he
-called, with sticks and stones, Uncle Wiggily, with Charlie and
-Arabella, managed to hide away from the thoughtless lads. For they were
-thoughtless. They didn't think that stones hurt animals.
-
-"Yes, I certainly must teach that boy a lesson," said Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"I--I wish he'd catch the chicken-pox!" crowed Charlie. "Or maybe the
-roosterpox! Then he'd have to stay in and couldn't chase us!"
-
-"I wouldn't care if he had the mumps and toothache at the same time!"
-cackled Arabella.
-
-For several days Uncle Wiggily watched for a chance to teach the
-thoughtless boy a lesson, and at last it came. The bunny gentleman was
-out hopping in the woods one morning when he met Charlie and Arabella
-fluttering along the forest path.
-
-[Illustration: The boy was asleep under a tree----]
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" said Arabella in a cackling whisper. "That boy is
-asleep now, on a bed of moss under a tree. He's sleeping hard, too, for
-Charlie and I went close to him and he didn't awaken. Maybe you can do
-something to him now."
-
-"Maybe I can," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll go see!"
-
-He hopped through the woods with the chicken children, and soon came
-to where the boy was asleep under a tree. It was a pine tree, with
-sticky gum oozing from the trunk and branches. And as soon as the bunny
-gentleman saw this gum he whispered:
-
-"I have an idea! I'll teach this boy a lesson."
-
-"How?" asked Charlie.
-
-"I'll make him think he has the chicken-pox, or something worse,"
-answered the bunny, with a silent laugh.
-
-"Goodie!" cackled Arabella.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" crowed Charlie.
-
-"Quiet now, chicken children," whispered Uncle Wiggily. "Each of you
-pull me out a few loose feathers."
-
-Charlie and Arabella did this. Then the bunny uncle took some of the
-soft gum from the pine tree, and put spots of it on the face and hands
-of the sleeping boy. Though he stirred a little, the boy did not awaken.
-
-When the boy was well spotted with the sticky gum, Uncle Wiggily
-took the chicken feathers that Charlie and Arabella had plucked, and
-fastened these feathers on the boy's face and hands in the gum.
-
-"Oh, how funny he looks!" softly cackled Arabella.
-
-"Hush!" cautioned Uncle Wiggily, putting his paw on his pink, twinkling
-nose. "Let him sleep!"
-
-Drawing back into the bushes, Uncle Wiggily, Charlie and Arabella
-waited for the boy to awaken, which he did pretty soon. He turned over,
-sat up and stretched. Then he looked at his hands, and saw chicken
-feathers stuck on them.
-
-"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy. "What has happened to me?"
-
-He jumped to his feet and caught sight of himself in a spring of water
-that was like a looking glass.
-
-"Oh! Oh!" cried the boy again. "This is terrible! Oh, my face!"
-
-Home he ran through the woods, while Charlie and Arabella laughed to
-see him go.
-
-"Oh, Mother! Mother! Look at me!" cried the boy. "I'm all feathers! I
-must have the chicken-pox!"
-
-"Goodness me, sakes alive and a basket of eggs!" exclaimed the boy's
-mother. "You must have gone to sleep in a hen's nest! But you haven't
-the chicken-pox! The chicken-pox is spots like the measles, but you are
-covered with _feathers_!"
-
-"But how did I get this way?" asked the boy, as he pulled off some of
-the feathers. "I wasn't like it when I went to sleep in the woods."
-
-"Maybe a fairy did it," spoke his little sister, who believed in them.
-
-"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" sneered the boy. "I guess it was that
-hen and rooster I stoned."
-
-"Did you do that?" asked his mother. "Did you?"
-
-"A--a little!" stammered the boy.
-
-"Well, it isn't any wonder you're this way, then," Mother said. "And,
-for all I know, you may get the real chicken-pox!"
-
-And, as true as I'm telling you that boy did! But he was not made very
-ill, for some reason or other. Perhaps because he had to be washed so
-clean, to get off the sticky pine gum and the feathers, the chicken-pox
-didn't go in very deeply.
-
-At any rate, when the boy was all well again, he threw no more stones
-at Charlie or Arabella.
-
-"You cured him, Uncle Wiggily!" crowed the rooster boy.
-
-And I really think the bunny did. So if toy balloon doesn't take the
-spout off the teakettle to blow beans through at the egg beater, I'll
-tell you next about Uncle Wiggily's Hallowe'en.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XX
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S HALLOWE'EN
-
-
-Hopping along under the bushes one day, near the edge of the forest
-nearest to where lived the real boys and girls, Uncle Wiggily Longears,
-the bunny rabbit gentleman, heard two boys talking together.
-
-"We'll put a tick-tack on her window," said the First Boy.
-
-"And she'll be scared stiff!" said the Second Boy. "Oh, what fun we'll
-have this Hallowe'en!"
-
-"Hum!" thought the bunny rabbit gentleman to himself, after hearing
-this. "It may be fun for _you_, but how about whoever it is you're
-going to scare stiff? I only hope it isn't my nice muskrat lady
-housekeeper, Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose, and listened with both ears.
-
-"Yes," went on the First Boy, "we'll have a lot of fun this Hallowe'en
-with tick-tacks and the like of that! And we'll put on false faces so
-the Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane won't know us!"
-
-"Oh ho! So that's the one they're going to play tricks on; is it?"
-thought Uncle Wiggily to himself. "The Little Old Lady of Mulberry
-Lane! I know her--poor creature; she lives all alone, and she may have
-a cupboard, like Old Mother Hubbard, but she hasn't a dog or a bone. I
-suppose," thought Uncle Wiggily, "that Jackie or Peetie Bow Wow would
-stay with her, if she wanted them. I must see about it."
-
-"But, first of all, I must plan some way so these mischievous boys
-won't put a tick-tack on the window of the Little Old Lady of Mulberry
-Lane. I know what tick-tacks are!"
-
-And well Uncle Wiggily knew, for sometimes the boys and girls of
-Woodland, near the Orange Ice Mountains, where the bunny had built
-his hollow stump bungalow, put one of the scary things on his window.
-That is, they were scary if you didn't know what they were, but Uncle
-Wiggily did.
-
-Oftentimes Sammie Littletail, the rabbit, or Johnnie and Billie
-Bushytail, the squirrels, would take some string, a pin and an old
-nail, or little stone, and make a tick-tack. They fastened a short
-piece of string to the pin, and on the other end of the string they
-tied a dangling stone. When it grew dark the animal chaps would sneak
-up to Uncle Wiggily's window, and stick the pin in the wooden sash so
-the stone, or nail, hung dangling down against the glass. Then they
-would tie the long string, or thread, about half way down on the short
-cord and hide off in the bushes, with one end of the long string in
-their paws.
-
-From their hiding place the animal boys would pull the long string. The
-pebble, or stone, would rattle against Uncle Wiggily's window, making a
-sound like:
-
-"Tick! Tack!"
-
-That's how it got its name, you see.
-
-"So they are going to play tick-tack on the Little Old Lady of Mulberry
-Lane; are they?" said Uncle Wiggily to himself, as the two boys walked
-away. "Well, I must try to stop them!"
-
-Mulberry Lane was a street near the forest where the bunny gentleman
-lived in his hollow stump bungalow, and the Little Old Lady was the
-only one whose house was built there. The bunny liked the Little Old
-Lady, for in winter she scattered crumbs for the birds.
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped home to his hollow stump, and from the attic he
-took down one of his old, tall silk hats.
-
-"What in the world are you doing, Uncle Wiggily?" asked Nurse Jane. "Do
-you think it is April Fool, and are you going to wear an old hat so the
-animal boys won't play tricks on you?"
-
-"Well, not exactly," the bunny answered. "I'll tell you later, Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy--if it works."
-
-"Hum!" said the muskrat lady housekeeper, as she saw Mr. Longears put
-in his pocket some pieces of white paper and a pot of paste. "I do
-believe he's going to fly a kite--and on Hallowe'en of all nights!"
-
-For it quickly became Hallowe'en night. As soon as the dusky shadows
-of evening began to fall, strange figures flitted to and fro, not only
-in the woods of the animal folk, but on the other side, in the village
-where the real boys and girls lived.
-
-Real boys, with the heads of wolves, the faces of clowns and some as
-black as the charcoal-man skipped here and there, ringing doorbells,
-outlining in chalk on the steps something that looked like an envelope,
-or else they tapped on windows with long sticks so that when the
-windows were opened no one could be seen.
-
-Uncle Wiggily, hopping off through the darkness toward the edge of the
-forest, carried with him one of Nurse Jane's old brooms, an old, tall
-silk hat and a coat the bunny gentleman had, long ago, tried to throw
-in the rag bag. Only Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy wouldn't let him.
-
-"I'll mend it, sew on some new buttons and it will be as good as ever,"
-she said. Well, Uncle Wiggily found this coat and took it with him.
-
-"I'll stop those boys from putting a tick-tack on the window of the
-Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane," thought the bunny as he hopped
-along. "I'll tick-tack them!"
-
-He kept in the shadows of the trees so none of the animal children saw
-him. But the bunny gentleman saw them. He saw Neddie Stubtail, the boy
-bear, dressed up like the Pipsisewah. And Billie Wagtail, the goat, had
-on a false face just like the skinny Skeezicks.
-
-Here and there animal girls were hurrying to Hallowe'en parties. Lulu
-and Alice Wibblewobble, the ducks, were giving one, and Baby Bunty, the
-little rabbit girl, had been invited to "bob" for carrots at the house
-of Buddy and Brighteyes, the guinea pigs.
-
-Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, who were dressed in clown suits, hurrying to
-have fun with Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the squirrels, caught sight
-of Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Come and have some Hallowe'en fun with us!" barked Jackie.
-
-"I will in a little while," promised the bunny.
-
-On and on he hopped, and soon he came to the house of the Little Old
-Lady of Mulberry Lane. The bunny could look in her window and see her
-reading a book by the light of a candle.
-
-"I'll hide under her window," thought the bunny, "and when those boys
-come with the tick-tack--well, we'll see what happens!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily did not have long to wait. Pretty soon he heard a
-rustling in the bushes and some whisperings.
-
-"Here they come!" thought Mr. Longears. He put the extra tall silk hat
-on top of the broom, and fastened his old coat to the handle, on a
-cross-stick he had nailed there. Then, taking the pieces of white paper
-from his pocket, Uncle Wiggily pasted them on the shiny part of the
-old silk hat in the shape of a grinning Jack o' Lantern face. Then the
-bunny crouched down behind the bushes with the scarecrow he had made.
-
-"You sneak up and fasten on the tick-tack," whispered one boy, "and
-I'll pull the string so it will rattle and scare the Old Lady stiff!"
-
-"I want to pull the string, too!" said the other boy.
-
-"Yes, you can, after you fasten on the tick-tack."
-
-"Well, give it here then," said the second boy.
-
-They were so close to the bush, behind which Uncle Wiggily was hidden,
-that the bunny could have reached out and touched them with his paw if
-he had wished.
-
-But he didn't do that. Instead, Uncle Wiggily suddenly lifted up the
-broom, dressed as it was in the old coat and the tall hat with the
-grinning, white paper face like a Jack o' Lantern.
-
-"Boo-oo-oo-bunk!" groaned the bunny rabbit, scary-like.
-
-The boys, who were just getting ready to frighten the Little Old Lady
-of Mulberry Lane, jumped up in fright themselves. They saw the queer
-face laughing at them.
-
-"Oh, it's a Hallowe'en hobgoblin! A hobgoblin!" cried one boy.
-
-"Come on! Come on!" shouted the other. "Let's get out of here!" And
-dropping string, tick-tack and everything, away they ran. They never
-knew that it was only a bunny rabbit gentleman who had surprised them.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he peered out from behind the
-broomstick and the scary tall-hat creature he had made. "I guess they
-won't bother the Old Lady now!"
-
-The Little Old Lady of Mulberry Lane laid aside the book she had been
-reading and opened her door.
-
-"Is anybody there?" she gently asked, looking out over her dark garden.
-"Seems to me I heard a noise-like. Is anybody there, trying to play
-Hallowe'en tricks on a poor, lone body like me? Anybody there?"
-
-No one answered--not even Uncle Wiggily--for he couldn't speak real
-talk, you know. But he heard what the Old Lady said.
-
-"Nobody there! I guess it must have been the wind," said the Little Old
-Lady of Mulberry Lane, as she shut the door.
-
-But we know it wasn't the wind; don't we?
-
-Then the bunny hopped back to his own part of the forest, to have
-Hallowe'en fun with the animal boys and girls. The frightened boys ran
-home and jumped into bed. And if the piano key doesn't unlock the door
-of the phonograph, and let all the music run down the pussy cat's tail,
-you may next hear of Uncle Wiggily and the poor dog.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE POOR DOG
-
-
-Once upon a time there was a dog so poor that he had no kennel to sleep
-in. He made his bed in old boxes and barrels along the street, or
-behind stores. And as for things to eat--that poor dog thought himself
-lucky if he found a bone without any meat on it! Oh, he was dreadfully
-poor, was that dog!
-
-He had no collar to wear, though of course he did not miss a necktie,
-for dogs never wear those. But when this dog saw other dogs, with
-shiny brass or nickel collars around their necks, when he saw some of
-them riding in automobiles as he splashed through the mud, and when he
-looked over in yards and saw some dogs gnawing juicy, meaty bones in
-front of their warm kennels--this poor dog sometimes felt sad.
-
-"I don't see what use I am in this world," thought the poor dog, as he
-chased away a tickling fly who wanted to ride on his tail. "I certainly
-can't help anyone, for I can hardly help myself! I think I'll go off in
-the woods and get lost! Yes, that's what I'll do," barked the poor dog.
-"Get lost!"
-
-Perhaps if he had had a good breakfast that morning, with a biscuit or
-two, or even a slice of puppy cake, he might have been more happy. As
-it was, after crawling out of an empty rain-water barrel, where he had
-slept all night, and after finding only a small bone for his breakfast,
-this dog went off to the woods.
-
-"Good-bye, everybody!" he softly barked, as he stood on the edge of
-the forest, and looked back toward the village he was leaving. But
-there was no one even to bark a farewell to him. All alone the poor dog
-started into the woods. "Good-bye!" he whined.
-
-Now in this same forest, on the opposite side from the trees nearest
-the village, stood the hollow stump bungalow of Uncle Wiggily Longears.
-And this same morning that the poor dog decided to lose himself, the
-bunny rabbit gentleman started out with his tall, silk hat, his red,
-white and blue striped rheumatism crutch, and his pink twinkling nose
-to look for an adventure.
-
-"Keep your eyes open for the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox!" called
-Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper as Mr. Longears hopped away.
-
-"I will!" promised the bunny uncle.
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped along and along and along, looking behind bushes
-and rocks for an adventure when, all of a sudden, he saw a sort of hole
-down in between two logs.
-
-"Perhaps there is an adventure down in there for me," said the rabbit
-gentleman. "I'll poke my paw down in and find out. This hole isn't
-large enough to be the den of the Fox or Wolf."
-
-Uncle Wiggily thrust one of his forepaws down into the hole, and began
-feeling around between the logs. He touched something soft and fuzzy,
-and he was just beginning to think that perhaps Baby Bunty was hiding
-down there so he couldn't tag her when, all of a quickness, those logs
-rolled together. Before Uncle Wiggily could pull out his paw it was
-caught fast, and there he was, held just as if he were in a trap.
-
-"Oh, my goodness me, sakes alive, and a basket of soap bubbles!" cried
-the bunny rabbit gentleman. "I'm caught! How dreadful! I must get out!"
-
-Well, he pulled and he pulled and he pulled, but still his paw was held
-fast. He scrabbled around among the dried leaves, he tried to lift one
-log off the other with his rheumatism crutch, and he tried to gnaw a
-hole in the top log that held him fast. But it was all of no use.
-
-"Oh, I'm afraid I'll have to stay here forever, unless I get help!"
-thought Uncle Wiggily. "But I must call for aid! Perhaps Grandpa
-Goosey, or Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, will hear me!"
-
-[Illustration: "Who calls for help?"]
-
-Uncle Wiggily stopped his pink nose from twinkling, so that he could
-call more loudly, and then he shouted:
-
-"Help! Help! Help!"
-
-For a time there was no answer, only the wind blowing among the leaves
-of the trees. And then, all at once, there was a rustling in the bushes
-and a voice asked:
-
-"Who calls for help?"
-
-"I do," answered Uncle Wiggily. "Oh, even if you are the Woozie Wolf or
-the Fuzzy Fox, please help me!"
-
-"I am neither the Wolf nor the Fox," was the answer. "I am only a poor
-dog who came to this forest to lose himself. I never have been able yet
-to help anyone."
-
-"Well, perhaps you can help me," said Uncle Wiggily, as cheerfully as
-he could speak. "Come here and see where the logs have fallen on my
-paw, holding me fast."
-
-So the poor dog, with his ragged clothes which made him look almost
-like a tramp, came through the bushes, close to Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"My, but you're stylish!" said the dog, as he saw Uncle Wiggily's tall,
-silk hat.
-
-"That isn't anything," sadly said the bunny rabbit gentleman. "Tall
-hats do not make for happiness. I'd rather have on an old, ragged cap,
-like yours, and be free, than wear a diamond and gold crown like a king
-and be held fast here."
-
-"Yes, it isn't fun to be caught in a trap," barked the poor dog. "But I
-think I can gnaw through one of those logs and set you free."
-
-Then he began to gnaw. He gnawed and he gnawed and he gnawed, and, in
-a little while, one of the logs was cut in two, just as if it had been
-sawed, and Uncle Wiggily could pull out his paw.
-
-"I can't tell you how thankful I am," said the bunny to the dog. "What
-fine, strong white teeth you have. How did you get them?"
-
-"From gnawing bones without any soft meat on them, I suppose," answered
-the dog. "Poor dogs must have strong teeth, or they would starve. Rich
-dogs, who get soft food, can afford to have soft teeth."
-
-"Well, then I am very glad you are a poor dog!" laughed Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"You are?" barked the other, in great surprise.
-
-"Certainly; of course I am!" exclaimed the bunny. "Just think! Suppose
-you had been one of those rich dogs, with soft, crumbly teeth! You
-would not have been able to gnaw through the log and I would still be
-held fast."
-
-"Yes, that's so," agreed the dog, wagging his tail. "I never thought of
-that."
-
-"Then be thankful, as I am, that you are poor, and have strong teeth,"
-went on Mr. Longears. "You have been of great help to me."
-
-"Have I?" barked the dog. "Then I am very glad! I never before helped
-anyone. I thought I was too poor!"
-
-"Well, you aren't going to be poor any more," went on the bunny rabbit
-gentleman. "Come to the woods and live near my hollow stump bungalow. I
-have a friend, Old Dog Percival, who will let you stay in his kennel.
-He is rich!"
-
-"Oh, that makes me very happy!" said the dog, who used to be poor. "I
-have always wanted a kennel to live in!"
-
-Then he went home with the bunny rabbit. And, though he never became a
-very rich dog, still he had a warm kennel, which Percival shared with
-him, and he always had enough to eat; and he became great friends with
-Mr. Longears and Nurse Jane.
-
-So this teaches us that even if a lollypop has a stick this does
-not mean it needs a whipping. And if the sunflower doesn't shine so
-brightly in the eyes of the potato that it can't see to get out of the
-oven, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the rich cat.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE RICH CAT
-
-
-Once upon a time there was a very rich cat, but with all she had she
-was not happy. She owned an automobile and kept a little mouse servant
-girl to wait on her. And an old gentleman rat did all the heavy work
-around the house, such as putting out the ashes and cutting the grass.
-
-"Heigh-ho!" sighed the rich cat lady one morning, after she had lapped
-up some thick, heavy cream, which was left on her doorstep each day.
-"Heigh-ho! I am so tired!"
-
-"Tired of what?" squeaked the little mouse servant, as she brought a
-paper napkin for the rich cat to wipe the cream from her whiskers. Even
-though she was well-off, the cat lady had whiskers, and she was very
-proud of them.
-
-"Oh, I am tired of sitting around doing nothing!" purred the rich cat.
-
-"Then why not go for a ride in your auto?" asked the poor little mouse
-servant girl.
-
-"I am tired of that, too," spoke the rich cat. "It is the same old
-thing every day! Dress and go out. Come back and dress to eat! Dress
-to go out again! Come back and undress to go to bed and get up in the
-morning to dress and do it all over again! I--I'd like to have an
-_adventure_!" mewed the cat lady.
-
-"Oh, mercy! An _adventure_!" squeaked the mouse. "Never!"
-
-"Yes," went on the cat, "a real, exciting adventure. I saw a poor dog
-the other day--at least he used to be poor, and he is far from rich
-now. But he looked so well, and so lively, with such strong, white
-teeth! I heard him telling another dog he had had a most wonderful
-adventure in the woods with an old rabbit gentleman named Uncle
-Wiggily. I quite envied that poor dog!"
-
-"Oh, and you so rich!" murmured the mousie girl.
-
-"I don't care!" mewed the wealthy cat lady. "I'd almost be willing to
-be poor if I could have an adventure. Come, I'll go for a ride in the
-auto. It will be better than dawdling around the house."
-
-So the cat lady ordered out her auto, with the rat gentleman to drive
-it, and the little mousie girl to sit beside her on the cushioned seat.
-
-"Where shall I drive to, Lady Cat?" asked the old gentleman rat
-chauffeur.
-
-"Oh, anywhere--to the woods--the fields--anywhere so that I may have an
-adventure--I don't care!" mewed the rich cat.
-
-So the rat gentleman drove the auto through the village, and out into
-the forest. At first the roads were very good, but at last they became
-bumpy, and the cat lady and mousie girl were much shaken up and jiggled
-about, not to say joggled.
-
-"Do you want to go on?" asked the rat.
-
-"Oh, yes," answered the cat. "It shakes up my liver, and I seem to be
-feeling more hungry. Go on, perhaps I shall find an adventure."
-
-The auto lurched and bumped on a little farther and, all of a sudden
-there was a crash.
-
-"Oh!" screamed the little mousie girl.
-
-"What is the matter?" asked the cat lady, looking through her fancy
-glasses.
-
-"We have had an accident," answered the gentleman rat. "The auto is
-broken, and I shall have to go for help."
-
-"Let us go, also," squeaked the mousie girl. "We don't want to stay
-here in the woods alone."
-
-"_You_ may not want to," said the cat with a smile. "But _I_ am going
-to. Run along with Mr. Rat, Miss Mouse, and get help. I'll stay here!"
-
-So the rich cat lady was left alone, sitting in the auto, one wheel of
-which was broken, while the rat gentleman and mousie girl went to look
-for a garage where they could get help.
-
-"Perhaps this is the start of an adventure," thought the cat.
-
-A moment later she heard a rustling in the bushes, and out popped a
-strange dog. Now the rich cat lady knew some rich dogs who wore silver
-and gold collars, and were friends of hers. She was not afraid of them.
-But this was a dog without any collar, though he had on a suit of
-clothes. And, when the cat lady looked a second time, she saw that it
-was a boy dog and not a grown man dog.
-
-"Bow! wow!" barked the boy dog. "You're a strange cat! What are you
-doing in these woods? Hi, Jackie!" howled the dog. "Come help me chase
-this strange cat up a tree!"
-
-"All right, Peetie! I'm with you!" answered a voice, and out of the
-bushes came another boy dog. The two dogs rushed at the cat lady.
-
-Now she might not have been afraid of _one_ boy dog, but when _two_ of
-them leaped toward her, this was enough to frighten almost any pussy!
-Don't you think so?
-
-"Meaouw! Mew! Mee!" cried the cat, and before she knew it she was
-climbing a tree. Up she scrabbled, her claws tearing off bits of bark,
-until she was perched on a limb, high above her auto and the barking
-dogs down below.
-
-"My goodness me, sakes alive, and a liver cream puff!" said the excited
-rich cat lady to herself, her heart beating like an alarm clock. "This
-is dreadful! To think of me, a wealthy cat, being chased up a tree by
-two poor dogs! What will my friends think?"
-
-Then she looked down at the dogs and said:
-
-"Run away if you please, little puppy boys!"
-
-"No! No!" they barked. "Bow! Wow!"
-
-"You run and tell him," said one puppy to the other. "Tell him there's
-a strange cat in his woods. I'll stay here at the foot of the tree so
-she can't get down until you come back with him!"
-
-"I wonder whom they are going to bring back?" thought the rich cat up
-the tree. And she could not help laughing a little as she thought how
-strange she must look. "The mouse servant and rat chauffeur will be
-surprised when they come back and see me here," thought the cat.
-
-One little puppy dog boy ran away, while the other remained on guard at
-the foot of the tree.
-
-"May I come down?" asked the cat lady.
-
-"No, indeed!" growled the dog, though he did not speak impolitely. "You
-must stay up there!"
-
-"Dear me!" thought the cat lady. "This is quite an unexpected
-adventure!"
-
-All of a sudden she saw the puppy at the foot of the tree jump up. At
-the same time there was a rustling in the bushes, and along came the
-other puppy, with an old gentleman rabbit, who wore a tall silk hat,
-who had a pair of glasses on his pink, twinkling nose and who walked
-with a red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch.
-
-"There she is, Uncle Wiggily!" barked a puppy dog. "We saw her in your
-woods, and chased her up a tree until you could look at her. Maybe she
-is the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox, dressed up like a cat."
-
-"Indeed I am not," said the rich pussy lady up the tree. "I am the Rich
-Mrs. Cat, and my auto has broken. When my mousie servant girl and the
-rat gentleman who drives my car return, they will tell you I never harm
-rabbits. But are you Uncle Wiggily Longears?" she asked.
-
-"Yes," answered the bunny, "I am. And I know you, Mrs. Cat. I heard
-about you from the poor dog. I am very sorry Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow
-chased you up a tree. They meant no harm."
-
-"I am sure they did not," mewed the cat politely.
-
-"But they are always on the lookout so nothing will happen to me," went
-on Uncle Wiggily. "I would get up and help you down, only I can't climb
-a tree."
-
-"Oh, I can easily get down," said the cat lady, and she did, though her
-rich clothes were rather ruffled. But she had plenty of money to buy
-more. So don't worry about that.
-
-"Make yourself at home in these woods--the animal folk call them
-mine," said Uncle Wiggily kindly. "I am sorry you had this trouble. Now
-I must hop away. I hope your auto will soon be mended. Come, Jackie and
-Peetie, if you want to help me."
-
-"Where are you going?" asked the rich cat.
-
-"To help a poor cat family," said Uncle Wiggily. "The cat gentleman
-of the house has been out of work a long time, his wife is ill and he
-has a number of little kittens. I was on my way to see the family when
-Jackie came to tell me you were up a tree."
-
-"Well, I'm down the tree now," laughed the rich cat lady. "And will you
-please let me help this poor family? I have a lot of money--see!" and
-she showed a purse full of golden leaves which the animal folk use for
-money. "I can buy them food, and if Mr. Cat wants work, let him take my
-auto, after it is fixed, and use it for a jitney."
-
-"What!" cried Uncle Wiggily. "Aren't you going to use that fine car any
-more? All it needs is a new wheel."
-
-"Give it to the poor cat," was the answer. "I am never going to ride in
-it again. I feel so much better since I came to the woods--and climbed
-a tree--that I am going to live here for the rest of my life. I'll buy
-a hollow stump bungalow near you, Uncle Wiggily. I know, now, I am
-going to be very happy."
-
-"Well, you will make the poor cat family happy, at any rate," said Mr.
-Longears.
-
-"And to make others happy is to be happy yourself," mewed the rich cat
-lady.
-
-She went with Uncle Wiggily, Jackie and Peetie to the home of the poor
-cat family, and when the worried cat gentleman heard that he was to
-have the auto for a jitney, with which he could make money, he was so
-glad he almost stood on his head. And his wife and the kitten children
-were glad also.
-
-When the rat gentleman chauffeur and the mousie servant girl came back,
-in another auto, to take the rich lady home, she said:
-
-"I am going to stay with Uncle Wiggily. From now on I am going to live
-in the woods and be happy and poor."
-
-"Oh, my!" squeaked the mousie servant. "Just fancy!"
-
-"I never heard of such a thing," said the rat gentleman. "You had much
-better come home and live as you did before."
-
-But the cat lady would not change her mind, and she built herself a
-bungalow near Uncle Wiggily's, and lived there happily forever after.
-
-So from this we may learn, if we will, that when a pail leaks it is
-best to have it mended. And if the hand-organ monkey doesn't take the
-squeak out of the rubber ball to make a tin horn for the rag doll, the
-next story will be about Uncle Wiggily and the horse.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE HORSE
-
-
-Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady housekeeper for Uncle Wiggily
-Longears, the bunny rabbit gentleman, once baked a cherry pie, of which
-Mr. Longears was very fond. In fact, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy baked _two_ pies.
-
-One she put upon the shelf for Uncle Wiggily's supper. The other pie
-Nurse Jane wrapped in a clean napkin, put it in a basket, and then she
-said:
-
-"Come on, Uncle Wiggily. We will take this pie to Grandfather Goosey
-Gander."
-
-"That will be fine!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. So he set off with Nurse
-Jane, over the fields and through the woods. "And perhaps we may have
-an adventure," said the bunny gentleman, hopeful-like.
-
-"Well, if we do," spoke Nurse Jane, "I hope nothing happens to this
-cherry pie. I baked one for you, and the other especially for Grandpa
-Goosey. I shouldn't like the Fuzzy Fox, nor yet the Woozie Wolf, to get
-this pie."
-
-"Nor I," said Uncle Wiggily. "And I don't believe Grandpa Goosey would,
-either."
-
-The rabbit gentleman and Nurse Jane hopped along together, until, after
-a while, Uncle Wiggily saw a horse in a field.
-
-"Look at that poor horse!" said the bunny gentleman, coming to a stop,
-and peeping over the top of his pink, twinkling nose. "There he stands,
-all day long, with nothing to eat but grass."
-
-"What else would he eat?" asked Nurse Jane, suspiciously.
-
-"I don't s'pose he ever had a cherry pie," went on Uncle Wiggily
-reflective-like. "Poor horse! Never had any cherry pie!"
-
-"Wiggy!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, as she took a firmer hold of the basket
-handle. "If you are thinking of giving Grandpa Goosey's pie to that
-horse----"
-
-"Well, that's just what I'm thinking of," answered Mr. Longears. "Here,
-Nurse Jane, please give me that pie. You may run back home and get the
-one you were saving for me to give to Grandpa Goosey. I'll call this
-pie mine, and I'm going to give it to the horse."
-
-"Well, I never in all my born days," exclaimed Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, "heard
-the like of that!"
-
-Still she knew Uncle Wiggily meant to be kind, so she gave the bunny
-rabbit gentleman the basket with the pie inside, and started back for
-the hollow stump bungalow to get the other.
-
-The bunny rabbit certainly was not selfish, whatever else he was.
-
-"Hello, Horsie!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped through the
-field where the big animal was eating.
-
-"Hello," answered the horse. "Oh, it's Uncle Wiggily!" he went on, as
-he stopped cropping the grass and looked up.
-
-"Did you ever eat a cherry pie?" asked the bunny rabbit, beginning to
-take the cloth off the one in the basket.
-
-"Cherry pie? I don't believe I ever did," slowly answered the horse.
-"Cherry pie! Hum! No, I never tasted any."
-
-"Wouldn't you like to?" asked the bunny. "I should think you would get
-tired of eating grass all day long."
-
-"Well, grass is my food, and I like it," neighed the horse. "But I like
-some oats once in a while, and some bran. Yes, and I think I'd like
-some cherry pie, also."
-
-"Here! Take this one! Nurse Jane can bake more!" said generous Uncle
-Wiggily, and he held out the pie.
-
-"Oh, my! That's a fine one!" whinnied the horse. "That looks most
-delicious."
-
-"And it tastes as delicious as it looks," went on the bunny. "I know
-Nurse Jane's pies. Take a bite!"
-
-The horse did. One bit was all that was needed to enable him to eat the
-whole pie, for it was only rabbit size, of course, not as large as the
-pies your mother bakes.
-
-"Um!" said the horse, as the red cherry juice ran down his lips. "That
-was a good pie! I could eat more!"
-
-"I'm sorry, but that's the only one I have," spoke Uncle Wiggily.
-"Nurse Jane has gone to get mine, that she put in the cupboard, to give
-to Grandpa Goosey. But to-morrow I'll have her bake you a large pie."
-
-Just then Nurse Jane came along, with the other pie in the basket, and
-Uncle Wiggily said:
-
-"The horse ate that cherry pie, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, and liked it very
-much. I have told him you'd bake him a larger one."
-
-"Well, I s'pose I can," said the muskrat lady, looking at Uncle Wiggily
-in a funny way. "I s'pose I can."
-
-"You are very kind," neighed the horse. "If I could only do you some
-favor----"
-
-But just then, all of a sudden, out from behind a bush jumped the bad
-old Woozie Wolf.
-
-"Ah ha!" howled the Wolf. "This is the time I have caught Nurse Jane as
-well as Uncle Wiggily. I shall have four ears to nibble to-day!" and he
-looked hungrily at the bunny and muskrat lady.
-
-"Do you mean to say you are going to hurt good, kind Uncle Wiggily, who
-has just given me a cherry pie?" asked the horse quickly.
-
-"Of course I am!" growled the Wolf. "He gave me no pie! I'm going to
-nibble the bunny!"
-
-"Well, I just won't let you!" said the horse.
-
-"How are you going to stop me?" asked the Wolf.
-
-"Well, I have big teeth," the horse said. "They are not as sharp as
-yours, for they do not need to be so that I may crop the grass. But I
-can bite you with them, just the same."
-
-"Ho! Ho!" sneered the Wolf. "Two can play at that game! I can bite
-worse than you."
-
-"That's so, he can," whispered Uncle Wiggily to the horse. "Be careful!"
-
-"Well, then I'll _kick_!" said the horse. "I'll rear up on my front
-legs and kick you with my hind ones, Mr. Wolf, if you hurt Uncle
-Wiggily."
-
-"But you have no sharp toe-nails, such as I have!" growled the Wolf.
-"I'll scratch you with my toe-nails if you kick me."
-
-"That's right--he will!" whispered Nurse Jane.
-
-"I'm afraid you cannot save us," sadly said the bunny gentleman to the
-kind horse.
-
-"Yes, I can!" suddenly neighed the horse. "This Wolf can do some things
-better than I, but he cannot run as fast. Quick! Jump up on my back,
-Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane. I'll gallop and trot, I'll gallop and
-trot and I'll gallop and trot--until I take you far away from this bad
-animal!"
-
-"Don't you dare take Uncle Wiggily away from me!" howled the Wolf, for
-well he knew he could not run as fast as the horse.
-
-[Illustration: The wolf was left far, far, behind.]
-
-"Yes, I shall! I'll save Uncle Wiggily!" whinnied the horse. "Up on my
-back! Quick!" he called to the bunny and Nurse Jane.
-
-Up they leaped, before the Wolf could get them. Then the horse galloped
-and trotted, galloped and trotted and galloped and trotted, until the
-Wolf was left far, far behind. And, oh, how angry that Wolf was! And
-how he howled! I wish you could have heard him.
-
-No, on second thought, it is just as well you didn't hear him. It was
-not very nice howling.
-
-"There! Now you are safe, Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane," said the
-horse, as he stopped galloping and trotting, away over on the far side
-of the field, far, far from the Wolf.
-
-"Thank you for saving us," spoke the bunny, as he and Nurse Jane slid
-off the horsie's back.
-
-"I'll bake you the largest cherry pie that ever was," promised the
-muskrat lady, "just as soon as I take this one to Grandpa Goosey."
-
-And she made such a large pie that it took the horse forty 'leven bites
-to eat it.
-
-So everything came out all right, you see. And if the postman doesn't
-try to slip a letter through the slot in the baby's penny bank, and
-make the five cent piece jump over the dollar bill, I'll tell you next
-about Uncle Wiggily and the cow.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXIV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE COW
-
-
-This is a story about Uncle Wiggily and the cow. Not the cow with the
-crumpled horn, nor yet the one that jumped over the moon, when the dish
-ran away with the spoon.
-
-This was a sort of a red cow which ate green grass and gave white milk
-that was churned into yellow butter to be eaten on brown bread. There
-is no use asking me about all those colors for I don't know--nobody
-knows. They're just there, and that's all there is about it.
-
-Now for the story.
-
-One day the bunny rabbit gentleman was hopping over the fields and
-through the woods on his way to the store for Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-He was going to get his muskrat lady housekeeper a jug of molasses so
-Nurse Jane might make a cake.
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped on and on, wondering if he would have an adventure
-that day, and he was thinking how good the molasses cake would taste
-when, all of a sudden, down in a field he saw a red cow. Not exactly
-red like a rose, you understand, or red like a barn, but still somewhat
-between those colors--a brownish-red, I suppose it would be called.
-
-"Moo! Moo! Moo!" called the cow, in such mournful tones that Uncle
-Wiggily right away said:
-
-"Something must be the matter! I'm going down and see if I can help
-that poor cow!"
-
-Down into the meadow hopped the bunny rabbit gentleman, and when he
-reached the cow he looked at her and she looked at him, and the bunny
-asked:
-
-"What is the matter, Mrs. Cow?"
-
-"Oh," was the sad answer, "I've lost the cud that I always chew, and
-now I don't know what to do! I'm so upset I'm sure I'll give sour milk
-to-night, instead of sweet!"
-
-"That would be too bad," Uncle Wiggily remarked. "This cud of
-yours--may I ask what it is?"
-
-[Illustration: "Well! Well!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily.]
-
-"Well, it isn't gum, as many boys and girls suppose, when they see me
-chewing," spoke the cow lady. "My cud is a bunch of grass, which I crop
-and pull up by winding my tongue about it, for I haven't two sets of
-teeth as have many animals. I only have teeth on my upper jaw. On my
-lower jaw I have no teeth, but the gums are very hard so I can chew
-grass, and that is what makes my cud. I only chew the grass a little
-bit, when I first pull it from the meadow. I swallow it down into my
-first stomach, and, when I have more time, I bring the cud of grass up
-into my mouth and chew it as long as I please, so it will be good for
-me to put into my last stomach."
-
-"Well, well!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily in surprise. "So you have two
-stomachs and only one set of teeth."
-
-"Yes," went on the cow, "but what is worrying me now is to know whether
-I lost my cud of grass in the meadow, after I had chewed on it a while,
-or whether it slipped down into my last stomach before it was time."
-
-"What will happen if it did?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"I'm afraid I'll have indigestion," the cow lady answered. "And that
-will make my milk bad and sour. Oh, dear! I wish I knew where my cud
-was!"
-
-"How did you come to lose it--or miss it?" asked the bunny.
-
-"Why, I was watching Bully and Bawly No-Tail, the two frog boys,
-hopping down by the brook," the cow lady said. "They were playing
-leap-toad, you know--or, perhaps, it was leap-frog; and Bully made such
-a funny jump over Bawly's back that I laughed right out loud. I was
-chewing my cud at the time, and when I stopped laughing I missed it.
-Now whether I swallowed it, or whether it dropped in the brook, I don't
-know. Isn't that dreadful?"
-
-"Can't you tell by the way you feel--inside, you know," asked the
-bunny, "what became of your cud?"
-
-"Not for some little time," answered the cow lady, "and then it will be
-too late. Oh, if only I could find my cud somewhere in this meadow I'd
-know I hadn't swallowed it, and I'd be all right."
-
-"I know just how you feel," said Uncle Wiggily. "Once, when Susie
-Littletail, the rabbit, was a tiny baby, her mother gave her a big cake
-spoon to play with. She went out of the room, leaving Susie to play
-with the spoon, and when she came back it was gone."
-
-"What was gone?" asked the cow lady, "Susie or the spoon?"
-
-"The spoon," answered the bunny gentleman. "And as Susie was too little
-to talk, and tell where it was, her mother didn't know whether she had
-hidden, or dropped the spoon somewhere, or whether she had swallowed
-it."
-
-"Just fancy!" mooed the cow. "How exciting! But what happened?"
-
-"Why, finally," said Uncle Wiggily, "after I had hopped over to help,
-we found the spoon behind the piano where Susie had thrown it. Then we
-knew she hadn't swallowed it."
-
-"And if I could find my cud I'd know I hadn't swallowed _that_," sadly
-said the cow lady.
-
-"I'll help you look," offered Uncle Wiggily. "I'm a pretty good hopper,
-and I'll hop around the meadow and look for your cud of half-chewed
-grass."
-
-The bunny set down his molasses jug and began looking all over the
-meadow for the cud. And the cow helped, but she could not move very
-fast. Besides, she was worried and nervous.
-
-"Here it is! I've found it!" suddenly called Uncle Wiggily, and there
-on the grass, near the brook where the frog boys had been leaping, was
-the cow lady's cud.
-
-"Oh, how glad I am to get it back!" she mooed as she began to chew it
-again. "Now my milk will be nice and sweet. You have done me a great
-favor, Uncle Wiggily. I hope I may do you the same some day."
-
-"Pray do not mention it," said the bunny politely, as he hopped on with
-his molasses jug. "It was just a little adventure for me."
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped on to the store, had the jug filled with molasses
-and then went to his hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"Well, you were gone a long time," said Nurse Jane. "I have been
-waiting to make the ginger cake."
-
-"I had to help a cow lady find her lost cud," said the bunny.
-
-"Oh, Wiggy! What next!" laughed Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "Helping cow ladies!
-Oh! Oh!"
-
-"That's all right," the bunny said. "Perhaps some day a cow lady may
-help us."
-
-"I don't see how she can," spoke Nurse Jane, as she started to make
-the cake. But pretty soon she called to the bunny who had gone to sit
-outside on a bench and warm his rheumatism in the sun.
-
-"Oh, Wiggy!" exclaimed Nurse Jane. "I can't get the cork out of the
-molasses jug. It's in so tight! I can't pull it out, and if I break it,
-and push it inside, then the molasses won't run out. Oh, what a lot of
-trouble!"
-
-"Let me try!" offered the bunny. But he could not get the cork out of
-the molasses jug either, not even with his red, white and blue striped
-rheumatism crutch.
-
-"I guess I'll have to break the jug!" said the bunny at last.
-
-"Oh, don't do that!" spoke a voice behind him, and, turning, Uncle
-Wiggily saw the cow lady. "I am on my way home to be milked," she
-mooed, "and I saw you in trouble, so I came over. What's wrong?"
-
-"We can't get the cork out of the molasses jug," answered Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Perhaps I can," said Mrs. Cow. "Please let me try."
-
-"We have a corkscrew somewhere," remarked Nurse Jane, "but I can't find
-it."
-
-"I shall not need it," went on the cow.
-
-Then with one of her long, sharp horns she easily pried the cork out of
-the molasses jug, breaking nothing and making it very easy for Nurse
-Jane to pour out the sweet stuff for the ginger cake.
-
-"Thank you, Mrs. Cow," said Uncle Wiggily, as the milk lady animal went
-on her way.
-
-"Pray don't mention it!" mooed the cow. "Now we are even, as far as
-favors go!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked at Nurse Jane, and the muskrat lady smiled at the
-bunny gentleman.
-
-"You were right, Wiggly," spoke Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "I never thought a
-cow could help anyone, but this shows how little I know."
-
-"That's all right!" laughed the bunny. "Mistakes will happen!"
-
-So once again everything came out all right for the bunny gentleman,
-you see, and if the pussy cat doesn't make a popcorn ball out of snow,
-for the puppy dog to play bean bag with, you shall next hear about
-Uncle Wiggily and the camping boys.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CAMPING BOYS
-
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! What you think?" cried Baby Bunty one day, as she
-hopped up to the rabbit gentleman, who was pulling the weeds out of his
-carrot garden.
-
-"What I think, Baby Bunty?" repeated Mr. Longears, smiling down one
-side of his pink, twinkling nose. "Well, I think lots of things, my
-little rabbit girl. But if you think I'm going to play _tag_ with you
-this morning you are wrong. I haven't time!"
-
-"Oh, I don't want you to play tag!" exclaimed Baby Bunty, though she
-was such a lively little tyke that she nearly always wanted Uncle
-Wiggily to play a game of some sort. "But there's something over in the
-woods," she went on. "What you think it is?" and she was quite excited.
-
-"Something over in the woods, Baby Bunty?" asked Uncle Wiggily, as he
-looked at one of his carrots to see if the point needed sharpening; but
-it didn't, I'm glad to say. "Well, what's in the woods, Baby Bunty; the
-Fox, the Skeezicks or the Pipsisewah?"
-
-"Neither one, Uncle Wiggily," answered the little rabbit girl. "But
-there's a lot of those funny animals you call 'boys,' and they're
-making a snow house, and maybe they'll try to catch you, or me or Nurse
-Jane," and Baby Bunty looked quite worried.
-
-"A _snow_ house this time of year! Tut! Tut! Nonsense!" laughed Uncle
-Wiggily. "This is summer and there isn't any snow with which to make
-houses."
-
-"Well, these boys, in the woods, are making a _white_ house, anyhow,
-Uncle Wiggily," spoke the little rabbit girl, who once had lived in a
-hollow stump, before she came to visit the bunny gentleman. "It's a
-white house, and there's a lot of boys, and they're cutting down wood,
-and making a fire and boiling a kettle of water and oh, they're doing
-lots of things! I thought I'd better come and tell you."
-
-"Hum!" said Uncle Wiggily, straightening up to rest his back, which
-ached from pulling the weeds out of his garden. "Yes, perhaps it is a
-good thing you told me, Baby Bunty. I'll go have a look at the white
-house the boys are putting up."
-
-Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty hopped through the woods, and soon they
-were near that side of the forest nearest the village where real boys
-and girls lived. Through the green trees gleamed something white, on
-which the sun shone as brightly as it does at the seashore.
-
-"There's the house," said Baby Bunty, pointing with her paw off among
-the trees.
-
-"Ho! That isn't exactly a _house_!" Uncle Wiggily told the little
-rabbit girl. "That's a white tent, and those boys must be camping
-there. Boys like to come to the woods to camp in the summer. We'll hop
-a little closer and listen. Then we can tell what they are doing."
-
-"We mustn't let 'em see us!" whispered Baby Bunty. "Oh, no!"
-
-"Well, no, maybe not first along," Uncle Wiggily agreed. "But nearly
-all boys, especially the kind that go camping, are fond of animals,
-and will not hurt them. We will see what sort of boys these are, Baby
-Bunty."
-
-So the bunny gentleman and the little rabbit girl hid behind the bushes
-and watched the camping boys, for that is what they were. They had come
-to spend a few weeks in the woods, living in a white tent which, at
-first, Baby Bunty thought was a snow house.
-
-The boys had just come to camp, and the tent had been up only a little
-while. But already the lads had started a campfire; and they had hung a
-Gypsy kettle over the blaze, and were cooking soup.
-
-"Get some more water, somebody!" called one boy.
-
-"And I'm not going to cut any more wood!" exclaimed another. "I've been
-cutting wood ever since we got here!"
-
-"We'll take turns!" spoke a third boy.
-
-"Look out! That soup's boiling over!" shouted a fourth.
-
-"They're regular boys all right!" chuckled Uncle Wiggily, as he
-crouched under a bush with Baby Bunty. "They're so excited at coming to
-camp they hardly know what they're doing."
-
-Uncle Wiggily and Baby Bunty could hear and understand what the boys
-said, though they themselves could not speak to the camping chaps. For
-a time the two rabbits watched the little lads, who were trying to get
-a meal. They made many mistakes, of course, such as getting the salt
-mixed up with the sugar, and they left the bread out of its tin box so
-it dried, for they had never been camping before.
-
-"But they'll soon learn," said Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"I hope they won't chase us, and throw stones at us," Baby Bunty
-remarked, as she and Mr. Longears hopped away.
-
-"I think they are good boys," spoke the bunny gentleman.
-
-And the camping boys were. When they had finished eating they scattered
-crumbs so the birds could pick them up. Larger pieces of left-over food
-were placed on a flat stump where the squirrels and chipmunks could get
-them.
-
-Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, the two boy squirrels, saw some of this
-food as they were coming through the woods. The camping boys were away
-just then, so the squirrel chaps had no fear of going close to the
-white tent-house. Johnnie found a piece of bread and butter, and Billie
-picked up half a ginger snap.
-
-[Illustration: Johnnie found a piece of bread and butter.]
-
-"That shows the camping boys are kind to animals," said Uncle Wiggily,
-when Johnnie and Billie told him what they had found. "I hope I may get
-a chance to do these lads a favor."
-
-And Uncle Wiggily had this chance sooner than he expected.
-
-For about a week the weather was most lovely for camping. The sun shone
-every day, the wind blew just enough to send the sailboat spinning
-about the lake and there wasn't a drop of rain.
-
-It is rain which soaks most of the fun out of camping, just as rain
-takes away your fun at home. And these boys, never having camped in a
-tent before, gave no thought to storms.
-
-One afternoon it began to rain. Uncle Wiggily, in his hollow stump
-bungalow, where he was reading the cabbage-leaf paper, heard the
-pitter-patter of the drops on the window, and looked up.
-
-"Where is Baby Bunty, Nurse Jane?" asked the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Why, she hasn't come back from the store yet," answered the muskrat
-lady housekeeper.
-
-"Did she take an umbrella?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"No," replied Nurse Jane, "she did not."
-
-"Then she'll get soaking wet!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "I'll go after
-her with a toadstool."
-
-You know in Woodland, near the Orange Ice Mountain, where Uncle Wiggily
-lived, toadstools were often used for umbrellas. Of course, some of the
-animal folk had regular umbrellas, but when they were in a hurry they
-could break off a big toadstool, or mushroom, and use that.
-
-So Uncle Wiggily hopped out of his hollow stump bungalow, and, growing
-near his front gate, he found a big toadstool. Picking this, he held it
-over his head and hurried along through the rain to meet Baby Bunty,
-who had gone to the three and five cent store for Nurse Jane.
-
-Uncle Wiggily had to hop almost to the place where the tent of the
-camping boys stood before he met the little rabbit girl, half drenched.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! You ought to see!" cried Baby Bunty. "There is so
-much water around the tent that those nice boys will be washed away, I
-guess!"
-
-"Water around their tent?" repeated the bunny gentleman. "You don't say
-so!"
-
-"Yes," said Baby Bunty. "The rain is coming down so hard that it is
-running like a little brook around the tent. The boys are inside, and I
-heard them saying that the water would soon come up over the cots and
-they wouldn't have any dry place to sleep to-night!"
-
-"Silly boys!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, holding the toadstool umbrella
-over Baby Bunty. "They didn't know enough to dig a ditch around the
-outside of their tent to let the rain water run off. All campers do
-that, but as this is the first time these boys came to the woods I
-suppose they didn't know about it. Always dig a ditch, or trench, in
-the earth around your tent when you go camping, Baby Bunty."
-
-"I will," promised the little rabbit girl, real serious like.
-
-"But that isn't going to help the boys now," went on Uncle Wiggily. "I
-think I shall have to take a paw in this. They are good boys, and are
-kind to animals. I must do them a favor."
-
-"But how can you?" asked Baby Bunty.
-
-"Why, I, being a rabbit, am one of the best diggers in the world,"
-went on Mr. Longears. "Still, I will need help to dig a ditch around
-the tent, as it is rather large. Hop home, Baby Bunty, and tell Sammie
-Littletail, Toodle and Noodle Flat-Tail, the beaver boys, and Grandpa
-Whackum, the old beaver gentleman, to please come here. With their help
-I can dig the ditch."
-
-So Baby Bunty, taking the toadstool umbrella, hopped away, and Uncle
-Wiggily, to await her return, hid under a thick-branched pine tree
-which kept off most of the rain. The drops pelted down, and around the
-tent of the camping boys was almost a flood. Night was coming on, too,
-and before morning the water would rise up so high that it would wet
-the feet of the boys in their beds.
-
-Pretty soon, just about dusk, when it was still raining hard, along
-came Sammie Littletail, the rabbit boy, Toodle and Noodle the beavers,
-with their broad, flat tails, and Grandpa Whackum, the oldest beaver of
-them all. Beavers just love to work in the water and they can dig dirt
-canals better than most boys.
-
-"Lively now, my friends!" called Uncle Wiggily, coming out from under
-the pine tree. "We'll dig a ditch around the tent for the kind boys.
-They won't see us, as they are inside, and probably will not come out
-in the train."
-
-So Uncle Wiggily, Sammie and the beavers began work. Quickly and
-silently they dug and dug and dug in the soft earth, piling the dirt to
-one side, and making a trench so that the rain water could run off into
-the brook. And soon the little pond that had formed around the tent of
-the camping boys had drained away.
-
-"Now they will have no more trouble," said Uncle Wiggily as he and his
-friends, all wet and muddy, finished the trench. "We can go home."
-
-Home they went, through the rain, to get something to eat and dry
-out. And in the morning, though it still rained, no water rose inside
-the boys' tent. And none came through the roof, for that was like an
-umbrella, the canvas cloth being stretched over the ridge-pole.
-
-"Oh, look!" cried one boy, coming to the flap of the tent, as the front
-of the canvas house is called. "Someone has dug a ditch around our
-camp, and now we'll keep dry!"
-
-"Why, it's a regular little canal!" exclaimed a second boy. "It wasn't
-there yesterday!"
-
-"Who did it?" asked the other lads.
-
-But none of them knew, and I hope you will not tell them, for I want to
-keep it a secret.
-
-And when the rain stopped, the ground around the tent dried out very
-quickly because the proper ditch had been dug around it. And the
-camping boys put out on the flat stump many good things for the animal
-folk to eat. And the next time those boys went camping they knew enough
-to make a trench around their tent.
-
-Now let me see; what shall we have next? Well, I think I shall tell
-you the story of Uncle Wiggily and the birthday cake--that is, I will
-if the snow-shovel doesn't make the coal-scuttle sneeze when they are
-playing tag down under the cellar steps.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXVI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BIRTHDAY CAKE
-
-
-"To-morrow is my birthday! To-morrow is my birthday! And I'm going to
-have a cake with ten candles on!"
-
-A little girl sang this over and over as she danced around the house
-one morning.
-
-"Ten candles! And they'll be lighted, and I can blow them out and cut
-the cake and pass it around; can't I, Mother?" asked the little girl.
-
-"Yes, my dear," Mother answered. "But if you are going to have a
-birthday cake you must go to the store and get me some flour, sugar
-and eggs. I did not know I needed them, but I do, if you are to have a
-cake."
-
-"Oh, of course I want a cake!" said the little girl. "It wouldn't be
-at all like a birthday without a cake! And ten candles on top, all
-lighted! Last year I only had nine candles. But now I can have ten! Ten
-candles! Ten candles on my birthday cake!" sang the happy little girl
-again and again. "Ten candles! Ten candles!"
-
-"You had better go to the store, instead of singing so much!" laughed
-her mother. "Sing on your way, if you like. But don't forget the flour,
-sugar and eggs."
-
-"I'll get them," said the little girl, and off she started, taking a
-short cut through the woods to reach the store more quickly.
-
-These woods were the same ones in which Uncle Wiggily had built his
-hollow stump bungalow, and about the same time the little girl started
-off to get the things for her birthday cake the bunny rabbit gentleman
-stood on his front porch.
-
-"Where are you going?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, his muskrat lady
-housekeeper.
-
-"Oh, just to hop through the forest, to look for an adventure,"
-answered Mr. Longears. "I haven't had one since I helped dig the
-rain-trench about the tent of the camping boys."
-
-"I should think that would be enough to last a long time," spoke Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-
-"Oh, no. I need a new adventure every day!" laughed the bunny, and over
-the fields and through the woods he hopped.
-
-Now Uncle Wiggily had not gone very far before, all of a sudden, he
-stepped into a trap. It was a spring trap, set in the woods by some
-hunter who had covered it with dried leaves so it could not easily be
-seen. That's the way hunters fool the wild animals.
-
-And, not seeing the trap, Uncle Wiggily hopped right into it.
-
-"Snap!" went the jaws of the trap together, catching the poor bunny
-gentleman fast by one hind leg.
-
-"Oh, my!" cried Mr. Longears. "I'm caught! But it is fortunate that it
-is a smooth-jawed trap, and not the kind with sharp teeth. If I could
-only get my leg loose I'd be all right; except that my paw might be
-lame and stiff for a few days. I must try to get out!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily tried to pull his paw from the trap, but it was of no
-use. The spring held the jaws too tightly together. The bunny gentleman
-twinkled his pink nose as hard as he could, and he even tried to pry
-apart the trap jaws with his red, white and blue striped rheumatism
-crutch. But he couldn't.
-
-"Oh, dear!" though Uncle Wiggily. "I must call for help. Perhaps Neddie
-Stubtail, the strong boy bear, will hear me. He could easily spring
-open this trap and set me free."
-
-So the bunny gentleman called as loudly as he could:
-
-"Help! Help!"
-
-Of course he talked animal talk, and for this reason the little girl,
-who was going to have a birthday cake, with ten candles on it, did
-not know what Uncle Wiggily was saying. She heard him making a noise,
-though, for she passed the place where the bunny was caught in the
-trap, soon after the accident happened.
-
-"I wonder what that funny noise is?" said the little girl, as Uncle
-Wiggily again called for help. "It sounds like some animal. I wish I
-understood animal talk!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily wished, with all his heart, that the little girl could
-hear what he was saying, for he was calling for help. The bunny
-understood girl-talk, and he knew what this girl was saying, for she
-spoke her thoughts out loud.
-
-"But she doesn't know what I want!" said poor Uncle Wiggily to himself.
-"She is sure to be good and kind, as all girls are, and if I could only
-get her to come over this way she might take me out of the trap."
-
-The little girl, on her way home from the store, had come to a stop not
-far from Uncle Wiggily, but she could not see him because he was behind
-a bush.
-
-"I must make some kind of a noise that she will hear," thought the
-bunny. Then he thrashed around in the bushes with his crutch, rattling
-the dried leaves and the green bushes, and the little girl heard this
-noise.
-
-"Oh, maybe a bird is caught in a big cobweb!" said the little girl.
-"I'll get it loose--I love the birds!"
-
-Putting down her bundle of flour, sugar and eggs on a flat stump, she
-made her way through the bushes until she saw where Uncle Wiggily was
-caught in the trap.
-
-[Illustration: "I wish you would come to my birthday party!"]
-
-"Oh, what a funny rabbit!" cried the little girl as she looked at the
-bunny gentleman all dressed, as he always was when he went to look
-for an adventure. "He looks just like a picture on an Easter card!"
-laughed the little girl. "I wish I had him at my party!"
-
-"Well, I wish she'd take this trap off my paw!" thought Uncle Wiggily,
-though of course he could say nothing, however much he could hear.
-
-Then the little girl looked down among the leaves and saw where the
-trap pinched Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Oh, you poor bunny rabbit!" she cried. "I'll set you loose."
-
-Very gently she pressed her foot on the spring of the trap, to open it.
-And when the jaws were opened Uncle Wiggily could lift out his paw,
-which he did. He hopped a little way over the dried leaves, limping a
-bit, for the pinching trap had pained him. Then, coming to a stop on
-a smooth, grassy place, the bunny leaned on his red, white and blue
-striped rheumatism crutch and, taking off his tall silk hat, he made a
-low and polite bow to the little girl.
-
-"Thank you for having done me a great favor!" said Uncle Wiggily in
-animal talk. "I wish I could do one for you!"
-
-But of course the little girl could not understand this bunny language,
-so she only laughed and said:
-
-"Oh, what a dear, funny bunny! With a tall hat and everything! I wish
-you would come to my birthday party! I'm going to have a cake with ten
-lighted candles on!"
-
-"Thank you, I'd like to come, but it is out of the question," answered
-Uncle Wiggily in his own talk. Then, with another low and polite bow,
-he hopped away.
-
-The little girl picked up the things she had bought at the store and
-went home.
-
-"You'll never guess what I saw in the woods," she told her mother. "A
-bunny rabbit, all dressed in a black coat and red trousers, was caught
-in a trap, and I set him free!"
-
-"Nonsense!" laughed Mother. "Whoever heard of a rabbit like that? You
-are so excited about your birthday cake that you were dreaming, I
-think!"
-
-"Oh, no, Mother! I didn't dream!" said the little girl. "Really I
-didn't!"
-
-"Well, never mind. Now we'll make your birthday cake," answered Mother.
-
-The birthday cake was mixed and baked in the oven, and on top was
-spread pink frosting.
-
-"We'll put the candles on to-morrow, when you have your party," Mother
-told the little girl.
-
-To-morrow came, after a night in which Cora Janet, which was the little
-girl's name, had dreamed about riding in an airship, with a bunny
-gentleman dressed up like a soldier. In the afternoon many boys and
-girls came to Cora Janet's birthday party.
-
-"Oh, how lovely everything is!" exclaimed a little boy, when he was
-given his second dish of ice cream.
-
-"Wait until you see my birthday cake with ten candles on!" whispered
-Cora Janet.
-
-When it was almost time to bring on the lighted cake, Mother called
-Cora Janet out into the kitchen.
-
-"Did you get the candles, Cora?" Mother asked.
-
-"Why, no!" the little girl answered. "I--I thought we had candles!"
-
-"And I thought I told you to get them," Mother went on. "There isn't
-one in the house! I've looked everywhere. Never mind, perhaps I can
-borrow some next door. Go back to your friends."
-
-"Oh, I do hope you can get candles!" sighed Cora Janet. "A birthday
-cake without candles will hardly be right!"
-
-Mother asked the lady who lived next door, on one side, if she had any
-candles.
-
-"Not a one, I'm sorry to say," was the answer.
-
-Then Mother asked the lady on the other side.
-
-"Oh, I never use candles," this lady replied, coming out on her back
-stoop to talk over the fence to Cora Janet's mother. "I'm so sorry!"
-
-"Well, I guess they'll have to eat the cake without any birthday
-candles on," said Mother. "Cora Janet will be so disappointed, too,
-as she is such an imaginative child! Just fancy, Mrs. Blake, she came
-home yesterday, and told about helping out of a trap an old rabbit
-gentleman, with a tall silk hat!"
-
-"The idea! She must have dreamed it!" said Mrs. Blake.
-
-"No, she didn't dream it! That really happened!" said Uncle Wiggily to
-himself, who was just then hopping through the fields back of the house
-where Cora Janet lived. "So this is her home, is it?" went on the bunny
-gentleman to himself. "And she hasn't any candles for her birthday
-cake! Too bad!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily had hopped along just in time to hear Cora Janet's mother
-asking for candles of the neighbors.
-
-"It's so late that all the stores are closed," went on Mrs. Blake, "or
-I'd go get some candles for Cora."
-
-"Never mind," spoke Mother. "She will have to bear her disappointment
-as best she can."
-
-"No! That must not be!" said Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I cannot give
-her real candles, but I can leave on her steps some slivers of the
-pine tree. They have in them pitch, tar and resin and will burn almost
-like candles. When I was a rabbit boy I often lighted these pine-tree
-candles."
-
-Not far away were the woods, and, hopping across the field in the dusk
-of the evening, Uncle Wiggily, with his sharp teeth, soon gnawed off
-some pine-knot splinters from one of the trees. In olden times, when
-there were no electric or kerosene lamps, children used to study their
-lessons in front of the fireplaces, by these pine knots.
-
-"These will do for birthday-cake candles," whispered Uncle Wiggily, as
-he hopped back to Cora Janet's house with a paw full of the pine knots.
-He put them on the stoop, and then, with his hind paws, he kicked some
-gravel from the front walk up against the dining-room windows.
-
-"What's that?" asked Cora Janet, as she heard the noise.
-
-"Some bad boys playing tick-tack," said one of the girls at the party.
-"They're playing tricks because they weren't asked."
-
-"I'll see who it is," spoke Mother.
-
-She went out on the porch. There she saw the pile of pine-knot slivers.
-Having lived in the country when she was a girl, Mother knew that these
-bits of wood could be used for candles.
-
-"Oh, now I can make the birthday cake blaze most brightly!" exclaimed
-Mother. Into the house she hurried. She stuck ten pine-knot slivers on
-the cake, for Uncle Wiggily had left a full dozen, not knowing exactly
-how old Cora Janet was. Then, when the pine knots were lighted, Mother
-carried the cake into the room where the boys and girls were wishing
-Cora Janet many happy returns for her birthday.
-
-"Oh, where did you get the candles?" asked Cora.
-
-"I guess the rabbit you dreamed you saw must have left them," answered
-Mother, in fun, of course, for she never thought that really could
-happen.
-
-"Dream-candles or not, they are lovely!" murmured the little girl.
-
-And everyone at the party said the same thing.
-
-They watched Cora Janet as, one by one, she blew out the pine candles
-on her birthday cake. And when the last one flickered away, the cake
-was cut amid the joyous laughter of the boys and girls.
-
-"Well, I'm glad I could do her a favor," said the bunny rabbit to
-himself, as hidden under the lilac bush, he heard and saw all that went
-on. "I shall always love Cora Janet!"
-
-And he did.
-
-So if the needle doesn't wink its eye when it sits on the
-sewing-machine to read the paper of pins, I'll tell you next about
-Uncle Wiggily and the New Year's horn.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXVII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE NEW YEAR'S HORN
-
-
-Christmas had come and gone, and the next holiday for the boys and
-girls who lived in the village outside of Uncle Wiggily's forest was
-to be New Year's Day. I call it Uncle Wiggily's forest for on one edge
-of it the bunny rabbit gentleman had built himself a hollow stump
-bungalow. There he lived with Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, his muskrat lady
-housekeeper.
-
-On the farther side of the wood was the village where many real boys
-and girls had their homes. To them, as I say, Christmas had come and
-gone, bringing to most of them presents which they liked very much.
-
-"I'm going to have a lot of fun on New Year's," said one boy to another
-as they were coasting on the hill the last day of the old year.
-
-"What are you going to do?" asked the other boy.
-
-"I'm going to blow the Old Year out and the New Year in," was the
-answer.
-
-"Gracious me sakes alive!" thought Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny
-rabbit gentleman, who happened to be resting under a bush near where
-the boys were coasting down hill. "I hope he doesn't blow the Old Year
-so far away that the New Year will be afraid to come in," said Mr.
-Longears to himself. Then he listened again, for the boys were talking
-further.
-
-"How you going to blow?" one lad wanted to know.
-
-"With my Christmas horn," was the answer. "I got a dandy horn for
-Christmas. To-night is New Year's eve. My father said I could stay up
-late. At twelve o'clock the Old Year goes away and the New Year comes,
-and we're going to have a party at our house, and I'm going to blow my
-horn like anything!"
-
-"So'm I," said several other boys.
-
-"Where does the Old Year go when you blow it away?" asked a lad who had
-red hair and freckles.
-
-"Oh, I don't know," answered the boy who had first talked of his
-Christmas horn. "It just goes--that's all! It disappears same as the
-hole in a doughnut when you eat it."
-
-"You don't eat the _hole_!" declared another boy.
-
-"Well, you eat all around it," was the answer, "and then there isn't
-any hole any more. It's the same with the Old Year. After twelve
-o'clock on December 31 there isn't any Old Year any more. It's January
-the first, and it's the New Year. I'm going to blow my horn loud! All
-the fellows are!"
-
-"We will, too!" cried the rest of the boys.
-
-But one lad, who had a clumsy, home-made sled on the hill, did not say
-he was going to blow the New Year in. He turned away as the other lads
-talked of their coming fun. Someone asked him:
-
-"Are you going to watch the Old Year out, Jimmy?"
-
-"No, I guess not," was the answer. "I'm going to sleep."
-
-"The noise will wake you up," someone suggested.
-
-"Well, then I'll go to sleep again," was the answer.
-
-"I guess the reason Jimmy won't blow the Old Year out and the New Year
-in is because he hasn't any horn," said a boy with a fine new blue
-sled. "He didn't get hardly anything for Christmas."
-
-"That's too bad!" softly spoke the lad who had first mentioned about
-blowing in the New Year. "Maybe I can find an old horn at my house,
-and I'll take it to him. If I could find two I'd take another to his
-sister. But I don't believe I can."
-
-"Oh, won't we have fun, blowing the New Year in?" cried the boys, as
-they walked to the top of the hill so they might coast down. But Jimmy
-did not join in the joyous shout. He was a poor boy, and, as the others
-had said, he had not found much in his stocking at Christmas. Certainly
-there was no bright tooting horn!
-
-"This is too bad!" thought Uncle Wiggily, as he hopped back to his
-hollow stump bungalow, after the coasting boys were out of the way so
-they would not see him. "I wonder how I could get a New Year's horn for
-that poor boy?"
-
-The bunny gentleman was wondering about this, but he could not seem to
-think of any plan, when, as he was about to hop up his bungalow steps,
-he saw Billie Wagtail, the goat boy.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" bleated Billie. "See my new horns!"
-
-"Your new horns!" exclaimed Mr. Longears, turning toward the goat chap.
-"Are you going to blow the New Year in, also?"
-
-"Yes, but not with these horns," went on Billie. "I mean, see the new
-horns on my head. I was ill, you know, and my old horns dropped off,
-and now I have these new ones," and he shook his head, on which were
-two long, curving sharp horns. "I'm going to blow the New Year in,"
-bleated the boy goat, "but not on my head horns; on my Christmas tin
-horn."
-
-"That's more than one boy whom I know about is going to do," said
-Uncle Wiggily a little sadly. Then the bunny gentleman had a sudden
-thought. "Do you s'pose, Billie," he asked the goat boy, "that your old
-horns could be made into blowing ones for New Year's?"
-
-"Why, yes, I guess so," Billie answered. "But you'd have to saw off one
-end to make a place to blow in. My horns are partly hollow and if you
-blew in the little end, after making a hole there, the noise would come
-out the other end."
-
-[Illustration: "Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" bleated Billie. "See my new horns!"]
-
-"Then I know what I can do!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "Get me your old
-horns, Billie boy, and I'll fix them up for New Year's blowing. I know
-how to do it!"
-
-The Wagtail goat chap gave the bunny gentleman the old horns. Uncle
-Wiggily took them into his bungalow, and he and Nurse Jane washed them
-clean and polished them. Then, with her sharp teeth, the muskrat lady
-gnawed a little off the small end of each horn, so they could be blown
-through.
-
-Uncle Wiggily made two wooden whistles and fastened one in the small
-end of each horn.
-
-"Now I'll try it, Janie," he said to Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
-
-Uncle Wiggily blew into the small end of one horn. Out of the other end
-came a sweet tooting sound.
-
-"Hurray!" cried the bunny gentleman. "These will be just right for New
-Year's! I'll take one to the poor boy and one to his sister. Then they
-can celebrate with their friends who have regular tin horns."
-
-"It is very kind of you to be so thoughtful," said Nurse Jane.
-
-"And it was kind of you to help me make the New Year's horns from
-Billie's old ones," spoke Uncle Wiggily, as he skipped along, for it
-was getting dark and soon the Old Year would go away--like the hole in
-the doughnut--and the New Year would come, to bring with it Fourth of
-July, birthdays and Christmas.
-
-Up the steps of the house of the poor boy and girl who had no New
-Year's horns to blow hopped Uncle Wiggily. No one saw him in the dusk.
-He placed the horns on the doormat, tapped three times with his red,
-white and blue striped rheumatism crutch on the porch, and then hopped
-away.
-
-"What was that?" asked the girl of the boy.
-
-"I'll go see," he answered.
-
-The boy opened the door and saw, in the light of the moon, which just
-then came from behind a cloud, the two goat horns made into New Year's
-"tooters."
-
-"Oh, hurray!" shouted the boy, as he blew on one of the horns. "Now we
-can send the Old Year on its way and tell the New Year how glad we are
-to see him. Hurray!"
-
-"And I can blow, too!" laughed the girl. "Hurray!"
-
-Her brother gave her the other horn, and when twelve o'clock midnight
-came, the children blew on the tooters as loudly as they could. So did
-all the other boys and girls in the village; and the animal boys and
-girls in their nest-houses and burrows also blew on horns and wooden
-whistles to welcome the New Year.
-
-All over the land the bells rang and horns were blown. Uncle Wiggily
-heard them in his hollow stump bungalow, and so did Nurse Jane.
-
-"Happy New Year!" wished the muskrat lady.
-
-"Happy New Year!" echoed the bunny gentleman.
-
-The boy and girl, blowing Billie Wagtail's old horns, danced around
-their father and mother, wishing them a Happy New Year also.
-
-"Where did you get the horns?" asked Mother.
-
-"Oh, I guess Santa Claus dropped them, on his way back to the North
-Pole," answered the boy.
-
-But we know better than that; don't we?
-
-So, after all, everything came out right, and the boy and girl were
-very happy with their queer New Year's horns.
-
-But if the Jumping Jack doesn't tickle the lollypop with the sharp end
-of the ice-cream cone, and make it fall off the stick, I'll tell you
-next about Uncle Wiggily's Thanksgiving.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXVIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY'S THANKSGIVING
-
-
-There came, one afternoon, a knock at the door of the hollow stump
-bungalow where Uncle Wiggily Longears lived.
-
-"Do you s'pose that can be the Fuzzy Fox or the Woozie Wolf?" anxiously
-asked Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper.
-
-"No," answered the bunny gentleman. "They would not dare come boldly up
-to my bungalow, in broad daylight, though if it were night they might
-come sneaking along, trying to nibble my ears. I suppose this may be
-Sammie or Susie Littletail, or Johnnie or Billie Bushytail. I'll let
-them in."
-
-But when Uncle Wiggily opened the door, in came rushing a great big
-turkey gobbler gentleman. In his bill he carried a basket in which set
-a dish filled with something red.
-
-"I have it, Uncle Wiggily! I have it!" exclaimed the turkey. "I picked
-it up and ran away with it! Now they can't have any Thanksgiving and
-I'll be safe! Shut the door!" he gobbled, and setting the basket on the
-floor he scuttled behind a chair, while Nurse Jane and Uncle Wiggily
-were so surprised they hardly knew what to do.
-
-"_What_ in the world have you brought with you, Mr. Gobble Obble?"
-asked the bunny gentleman. Gobble Obble was the turkey's name.
-
-"The _cranberry sauce_," was the answer. "At our house, where I have
-been living, they are making a great fuss over Thanksgiving, which will
-happen in a few days. They have been feeding me up to fatten me, and
-every day the Man would come out and look at me; though I didn't know
-what for until I heard the children talking about it."
-
-"Talking about what?" Nurse Jane wanted to know.
-
-"_Thanksgiving_," gobbled the turkey. "This morning I heard the cook
-say: 'That gobbler is fat enough to roast, now. I think I'll make the
-cranberry sauce. It will be Thanksgiving soon!'"
-
-"Then," went on the turkey, "I knew why they had been feeding me things
-to make me fat! You can't imagine how I felt! Well, the cook made the
-cranberry sauce. She put it in a dish and set it out on the back steps
-to cool. I watched my chance, picked it up and ran over here. There's
-the cranberry sauce!" and Mr. Gobble Obble pointed to it with one wing.
-
-"But why in the world did you bring away the cranberry sauce? What good
-is that going to do you?" asked Uncle Wiggily, very much puzzled by the
-turkey's queer talk and actions.
-
-"Listen," gobbled the turkey. "I heard one of the children say that
-Thanksgiving wouldn't be Thanksgiving without _turkey and cranberry
-sauce_! Then, thinks I to myself, if I run away, and take the cranberry
-sauce with me, there will be no Thanksgiving, and many poor turkeys
-will be glad of it."
-
-"Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, chuckling so hard that his pink
-nose twinkled like a lightning bug on Fourth of July.
-
-"What's the matter?" asked Mr. Gobble Obble. "Won't you be good enough
-to hide me and the cranberry sauce until after Thanksgiving? Then I'll
-be safe."
-
-"Of course you may stay here," said the bunny gentleman. "But the
-idea of thinking you can stop Thanksgiving by hiding yourself, or the
-cranberry sauce!"
-
-"Can't I?" asked Mr. Gobble Obble, doubtful-like.
-
-"Of course you can't!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "Why, Thanksgiving
-doesn't mean just feasting on turkey, ice cream and cranberries!"
-
-"It does at the house I ran away from," said Mr. Gobble Obble.
-
-"Yes, and I suppose it does at many other houses," went on the bunny
-gentleman. "But Thanksgiving is really a time in which to be thankful
-for the things one has had to eat all the year--for that, and other
-blessings. The Pilgrim Fathers, who came over to live among the
-Indians, were thankful for even a little parched corn."
-
-"What are Indians?" asked the turkey, who had never studied history.
-
-"Wild men, who wore feathers such as yours," said Nurse Jane. "They are
-Indians."
-
-"I'll tell you about the Indians some day," promised Uncle Wiggily.
-"Now we must talk more about Thanksgiving."
-
-"I don't like to talk about it," sighed Mr. Gobble Obble. "It isn't a
-happy thing for me even to think about, much less talk about!"
-
-"But you shouldn't have run away with the cranberry sauce," went on the
-bunny gentleman. "I'm afraid I shall have to ask you to take it back."
-
-"All right--I will," promised Mr. Gobble Obble. "But I'll go after
-dark, so the cook won't see me. Then I'll come here again and stay with
-you and Nurse Jane."
-
-"Yes, do," invited the bunny. "Spend Thanksgiving with us."
-
-So when it grew dark Mr. Gobble Obble picked up the basket of cranberry
-sauce in his bill, and went over the fields and through the woods to
-the village, where lived the real boys and girls and their fathers
-and mothers. Softly and silently, like the shadow of a feathered
-Indian, the turkey made his way to the back stoop. There he set down
-the cranberry sauce and scuttled over to Uncle Wiggily's hollow stump
-bungalow again.
-
-Days and nights came and went, and then it was Thanksgiving.
-
-"Very lucky am I to live to see this day," gobbled the turkey as he ate
-breakfast with Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane. "If I hadn't run away with
-the cranberry sauce I'd be roasting in the oven now!"
-
-"Well, I'm glad you aren't," spoke the bunny. "Though of course it
-wasn't right for you to take the cranberry sauce."
-
-"They'll have that for Thanksgiving, anyhow," remarked Nurse Jane. "But
-now, Wiggy," she went on, "if I get the baskets ready, will you start
-out with them?"
-
-"Yes, Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy," answered the bunny gentleman, twinkling his
-pink nose.
-
-"What baskets are you speaking of?" asked Mr. Gobble Obble, as he saw
-the muskrat lady putting carrot cakes, turnip flopovers and lettuce
-sandwiches up in little bundles.
-
-"These are for the poor folk of animal land," answered Uncle Wiggily.
-"Each year, at Thanksgiving, Nurse Jane puts up a good dinner for
-them, and I take the baskets around in my automobile."
-
-"How nice!" gobbled the turkey. "May I help? I'm so thankful for not
-being in the oven, that I'd like to make some one else thankful too, if
-I could."
-
-"That's the idea!" cried the bunny. "Yes, come along, Mr. Gobble Obble!"
-
-Soon the bunny gentleman had filled his automobile with baskets of good
-things packed by Nurse Jane. Over the fields and through the woods rode
-Uncle Wiggily and the turkey gentleman, and many a poor animal family
-was the happier for Uncle Wiggily's visit.
-
-And at last, when the final basket had been left, and Uncle Wiggily and
-the turkey were on their way back to the bungalow, out from behind a
-bush jumped the bad old Fuzzy Fox.
-
-"I want to nibble Uncle Wiggily's ears for my Thanksgiving dinner!"
-howled the Fox. "I want ears to nibble!"
-
-"Well, you can't--not to-day!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, and he made the
-auto go so fast that the Fox was left far, far behind.
-
-"Oh, ho!" gobbled the turkey as they came within sight of the stump
-bungalow. "This ride will give us a good appetite for the Thanksgiving
-dinner."
-
-"Indeed it will!" laughed the bunny.
-
-But when they went inside, and met Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady looked
-at them in such a queer way that Uncle Wiggily asked:
-
-"What is the matter, Miss Fuzz Wuzz?" (He sometimes called her that in
-fun.) "Has anything happened?" "Yes, Uncle Wiggily, there has," sadly
-answered the muskrat lady housekeeper. "I will not keep it from you!"
-
-"Have--have they come after me?" asked the turkey in a faint and
-far-off voice. "Have they?"
-
-"Oh, no," said Nurse Jane. "But by mistake I packed up everything in
-the house to eat in those Thanksgiving baskets, Uncle Wiggily! I didn't
-save out a thing for ourselves, and what to do about your Thanksgiving
-dinner I don't know! I'm so sorry----"
-
-"Tut! Tut! Never mind," broke in Uncle Wiggily kindly. "I dare say we
-shall find something to nibble on. A couple of carrots will do me."
-
-"Well, I have _those_," Nurse Jane said, "and a little corn."
-
-"I love corn!" gobbled the turkey.
-
-"I can eat it myself," the muskrat lady declared. "So if you can put up
-with that for Thanksgiving, we'll eat!"
-
-Then they sat down to the corn and carrots, and Uncle Wiggily said:
-
-"I'm thankful I could make the auto go so fast that we ran away from
-the fox."
-
-"So am I," agreed the gobbler. "And I'm thankful I'm here sitting up to
-the dining table, instead of being nicely roasted on _top_ of it! And
-I'm thankful I could help you feed the poor animal families."
-
-"I'm thankful," spoke Nurse Jane, "because you two gentlemen didn't
-scold and make a fuss when you found what a mistake I'd made about the
-dinner."
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Then we are _all_ thankful, and
-there could not possibly be a better Thanksgiving than this!"
-
-So they ate the corn and carrots and were very happy. And if the
-jumping jack doesn't waggle his tail like a skyrocket and knock over
-the milk bottles so they think they're roller skates and slide down the
-back stoop, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the circus.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXIX
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AT THE CIRCUS
-
-
-Jackie Bow Wow, the little puppy dog boy, came running up to Uncle
-Wiggily one morning, so excited that he barked three times and fell
-down twice, stubbing his toe over a lollypop stick on the path.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" barked Jackie. "What you think? There's pictures
-of elephants, and tigers and lions and camels! There's a man putting up
-a big tent! There are red wagons and golden chariots, and blue wagons
-and one that plays funny tunes!"
-
-"And there's a man with his face all painted red, white and blue, just
-like your rheumatism crutch!" barked Peetie Bow Wow, the other little
-puppy dog chap, as he ran up wagging his tail. "And there's popcorn,
-peanuts and pink lemonade! Wuff! Wuff!"
-
-"What's it all about?" asked the bunny rabbit gentleman, as he sat down
-on the steps of his hollow stump bungalow, while the puppy dog boys
-caught their breaths, which had nearly run away from them.
-
-"It's a circus!" cried Jackie and Peetie just like twins, which they
-almost were. "A real circus!"
-
-"A circus!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "That's nice! Do you mean it is
-the kind you animal boys sometimes get up; where you charge two pins to
-get in and three pins for a seat?"
-
-"Oh, no! It's a regular man-circus, that real boys and girls go to
-see!" barked Jackie.
-
-"It's like the kind we once ran away and joined, where we learned to do
-jumping, to turn somersaults and other tricks," explained Peetie.
-
-"Well, if it's that kind of a circus," spoke Uncle Wiggily, "we needn't
-bother our heads about it. We animal folk can't go to any real circus,
-you know!"
-
-"Oh, but that's what we came to see you for!" whined Jackie. "We want
-you to take us to the circus!"
-
-"Take you to the circus!" cried Uncle Wiggily. "Why, the very idea!
-How would an old rabbit gentleman and two funny puppy dog boys look
-walking into a real circus? The men would think we belonged to it, and
-had somehow gotten out of our cages. They'd shut us up behind the iron
-bars, as the lions and tigers are kept. Take you two to the circus! Oh,
-no! It couldn't be thought of!"
-
-"Oh, dear!" sighed Jackie.
-
-"We told the others that you'd take us," softly barked Peetie.
-
-"What others?" Uncle Wiggily wanted to know, curious like.
-
-"Oh, Sammie and Susie Littletail, Johnnie and Billie Bushytail, Lulu,
-Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble, and a lot of the animal boys and girls,"
-went on Peetie. "We were over on the edge of the woods, looking at the
-circus men put up the tent and the colored posters, and we all thought
-you'd take us."
-
-"Baby Bunty will be so disappointed!" said Jackie.
-
-Uncle Wiggily twinkled his pink nose serious like and thoughtful.
-
-"Hum! Circus!" murmured the old rabbit gentleman. "So Baby Bunty
-wants to go, does she? Well, she never saw a circus, not even a
-make-believe one, such as you boys get up. Now I don't care for a
-circus _myself_--I've seen too many of 'em. But I'll go--just to take
-Baby Bunty!"
-
-"And may we come?" asked Jackie, eagerly.
-
-"Oh, well, yes, I s'pose so!" slowly answered Mr. Longears. "Nurse Jane
-will say I'm queer; but what matter? A circus comes but once a year!
-Now run along, doggie boys. I'll have to think up some way of getting
-all of you into the circus tent, for we can't buy tickets and go in the
-regular way. The circus men wouldn't understand."
-
-Jackie and Peetie were so delighted that they turned somersaults all
-the way across the field as they ran to tell the other animal boys and
-girls. Meanwhile Uncle Wiggily hopped along on his red, white and blue
-twinkling nose----Oh, listen to me, would you! I mean his rheumatism
-crutch. I guess I'm getting excited about the circus.
-
-Anyhow Uncle Wiggily hopped across the field to the edge of the forest
-where Jackie and Peetie had said the big show was going to be given
-that afternoon. Surely enough there was the large white tent, much
-larger than the one the camping boys had used the time Uncle Wiggily
-helped dig a rain-water canal for the lads, so they would have dry beds
-to sleep in.
-
-There was the circus tent!
-
-And there were red, green, yellow, blue and purple posters showing
-pictures of lions, tigers, camels, elephants and all such wild animals.
-
-"It's a regular circus surely enough," said Uncle Wiggily to himself.
-"But how am I going to get in with the animal boys and girls? I can't
-go up to the wagon and buy tickets, much as I'd like to. I can't speak
-man-talk, though I can understand it. How can I get in?"
-
-Just then Uncle Wiggily saw two real boys slowly walking around outside
-the big tent. They seemed to be looking for something.
-
-[Illustration: "It's a circus, surely enough," said Uncle Wiggily.]
-
-"I hope they haven't lost their ticket money," thought the bunny. One
-boy said to the other:
-
-"Here's a good place to get in!"
-
-"All right! Crawl under!" exclaimed the other.
-
-Then those two boys suddenly crawled under the circus tent, because
-they had no money to buy tickets. Uncle Wiggily watched them.
-
-"Why! The idea!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "What a way to get in! Why--I
-have it! That's how I can get in with the animal children! I can crawl
-under the tent! Of course I wouldn't do it that way if I could buy
-them tickets, and get in the regular way. But I can't--the ticket man
-wouldn't understand if I hopped up with green or yellow leaf money.
-Crawling under the tent is the only way."
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped back to the woods where he had built his hollow
-stump bungalow. The animal children were gathered about waiting for him.
-
-"Come on. It's time to start!" said Susie Littletail, who had on her
-best hat made of green ferns.
-
-"Where are you going, Wiggy?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she
-saw the bunny gentleman starting off at the head of the procession of
-animal boys and girls.
-
-"Oh, I'm just going to take Baby Bunty to the circus," said Mr.
-Longears, holding the littlest rabbit girl by her paw.
-
-"Are you sure you aren't going for _yourself_?" asked Nurse Jane with a
-laugh.
-
-"Of course not!" exclaimed the bunny. "The idea!"
-
-On he hopped with the animal children, and when they came near to the
-edge of the woods, where the circus tent gleamed white amid the green
-trees, Uncle Wiggily said:
-
-"Wait here, children, until I hop ahead and see if everything is all
-right."
-
-The bunny, hiding behind a bush, looked across a little field at the
-tent. He saw two more boys walk softly up and try to crawl under the
-white canvas, but all at once a man with a big club rushed up, drove
-away the boys, and cried:
-
-"No, you don't! You can't get in this circus that way!"
-
-"Oh, dear!" thought Uncle Wiggily. "If men are on guard to keep boys
-from crawling under the tent, they won't let me in with the animal
-children! What can I do? Baby Bunty will be so disappointed! Ha! I
-know! I'll start here in this field, and dig a burrow, or tunnel under
-ground. I'll slant it down until I'm beneath the tent, and then I'll
-slant it up, so when we come out we'll be inside the tent. In that way
-the men with clubs will not see us!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily hopped back to the waiting animal children.
-
-"I'll have to dig a tunnel-burrow to get you into the circus," said the
-bunny. "Stay here and keep quiet!"
-
-Starting in the field, behind the bushes and a little way from the
-circus tent, Uncle Wiggily began to dig. He was a fast worker, and soon
-he had dug the burrow all the way through.
-
-He came out inside the circus tent, beneath the rows of seats on which
-were perched many boys, girls and grown folk watching the funny clowns,
-listening to the band, seeing the men on the high trapeze bars and
-looking at the horses.
-
-"Ha! The circus is just beginning!" said Uncle Wiggily to himself, as
-the big bass drum boomed out: "Zoom! Zoom!"
-
-He crawled back through the burrow and got the animal children in line.
-
-"Forward march!" cried Uncle Wiggily, and through the underground
-burrow crawled the rabbits, squirrels, puppy dogs, pussy cats,
-chickens, ducks, guinea pigs and all the smaller animal friends of the
-rabbit gentleman.
-
-They were not seen by the men with clubs, because they crawled beneath
-the tent far below the ground. Then they came up inside the circus,
-under the high tier of seats.
-
-"Oh, isn't it wonderful!" cried Baby Bunty, keeping hold of Uncle
-Wiggily's paw.
-
-"Hush!" whispered the rabbit gentleman. "Don't let the people up above
-know we're down here or they might chase us out!"
-
-So there sat Mr. Longears and his little friends, having a fine view
-of the circus almost from start to finish. And the people sitting on
-the seats above dropped peanuts and kernels of popcorn which the animal
-children picked up and ate. The only thing they didn't have was pink
-lemonade, but perhaps that was not good for them.
-
-And at last, when the band began to play like anything, and the horses
-and elephants raced around the big ring, Uncle Wiggily said:
-
-"Come, now. The circus is ended. We had better get out before the crowd
-starts or we may be stepped on. Did you like it, Baby Bunty?"
-
-"Oh, it was the most wonderful thing I ever saw!" sighed the little
-rabbit girl. "Thank you, ever so much!"
-
-"Yes, and we thank you also, Uncle Wiggily," called the other animal
-children.
-
-Then they crawled down through the burrow again, outside the tent and
-came into the woods, through which they scampered to their different
-homes. But they had been to the circus!
-
-And if the window curtain doesn't roll up so fast that it flies to the
-top of the ceiling, taking the gold fish with it, you shall next hear
-about Uncle Wiggily and the lion.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXX
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE LION
-
-
-Once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods, he
-heard a roaring sound, coming, it seemed, from a distant clump of trees.
-
-"Oh, ho!" exclaimed the bunny rabbit gentleman. "That's thunder! I
-suppose we are going to have a storm. I didn't bring my umbrella, but I
-can find a large toadstool, or mushroom. That will do as well."
-
-The animal folk often use toadstools for umbrellas, you know, and Uncle
-Wiggily had done this more than once. The bunny hopped on a little
-farther, and the roaring, rumbling sound boomed out again.
-
-"The thunder is coming nearer," thought Mr. Longears. "I had better
-hurry if I am going to pick a toadstool umbrella!"
-
-He limped on his red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch over
-toward a large mushroom (which, of course, isn't the same as a
-toadstool, though they look alike), and Uncle Wiggily was just breaking
-off the stem, so he would not get wet in the thunder shower, when, all
-of a sudden, a loud voice asked:
-
-"Can you please tell me where the circus went to?"
-
-Uncle Wiggily turned so quickly that he nearly lost the twinkle from
-the end of his pink nose. For the voice that spoke was almost as loud
-as thunder.
-
-"Was that you making the noise like a storm?" asked the bunny as he
-saw a large yellow creature, with a great head, surrounded by a fluffy
-mane, and a tail on the end of which was a bunch of hair.
-
-"It was," answered the big animal. "I'll try to speak more gently if it
-hurts your ears. But, naturally, I have a loud voice, being a lion, you
-know."
-
-"Yes, I knew you were a lion. I remember seeing you in the circus,"
-spoke the bunny gentleman, who was not at all afraid. "But tell me, why
-aren't you with the show now?"
-
-"Because I ran away," the lion answered. "I got tired of being shut up
-in my cage all the while, and, when the man left the iron door open I
-slipped out. I've been hiding in the woods ever since; but it is not as
-much fun as I thought it would be. Now I wish I could go back to the
-circus. Can you please tell me where it is?"
-
-"I am sorry to say I cannot," Uncle Wiggily answered. "But if you will
-come with me to my hollow stump bungalow--not that you can get inside,
-for you are too large--why, perhaps Nurse Jane may know where your
-circus is. She knows nearly everything."
-
-"Who is Nurse Jane?" asked the lion.
-
-"She is Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, my muskrat lady housekeeper," replied the
-bunny gentleman.
-
-"A rat, is she?" went on the lion. "I don't know much about rats, but
-once a mouse gnawed the ropes, when I was caught in a net, and set me
-free--that was before I joined the circus."
-
-"Well, a muskrat is something like a big mouse," said Uncle Wiggily,
-"so I think you will like Nurse Jane."
-
-"I'm sure I shall," the lion rumbled, trying to make his voice soft and
-gentle.
-
-"Well, then," went on Uncle Wiggily, "please come along with me, and
-I'll try to find the circus for you. Nurse Jane may know where it moved
-to, or some of the animal boys and girls may tell us."
-
-So Uncle Wiggily hopped through the woods, the lion stalking along
-beside him, and soon they reached the hollow stump bungalow of the
-bunny gentleman.
-
-"Nurse Jane! Nurse Jane!" called Mr. Longears. "I have brought home a
-friend with me!"
-
-"Not to dinner, I hope, Wiggy," remarked Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, from inside
-the bungalow. "I have a dreadful headache! I haven't been able to wash
-the breakfast dishes yet, and as for making the beds, and dusting the
-furniture--it is out of the question! So if you want dinner----"
-
-"Please tell her not to bother," whispered the lion. "I am not hungry
-and----"
-
-"Is that thunder?" asked the muskrat lady, thrusting her head, tied up
-in a wet towel, from her bedroom window.
-
-And when the muskrat lady saw the big lion she screamed.
-
-"Pray do not be frightened, my dear Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy," the lion said.
-"I just came with Uncle Wiggily to inquire where I might find the
-circus, from which I foolishly ran away. But I'll toddle on, and not
-bother you, since you are ill."
-
-"Oh, it isn't really any bother," spoke the muskrat lady. "I could get
-you a cup of tea. It was only your loud voice that startled me."
-
-"I'm sorry," rumbled the lion, as gently as he could. "I'm afraid my
-voice is rather louder than the purr of a pussy cat. But I can't help
-it."
-
-"Oh, of course not!" agreed Nurse Jane. "I wish I could ask you in, but
-our bungalow was not made for lions."
-
-"I'll come in and get him something he can eat outside," offered Uncle
-Wiggily. "By that time some of the animal boys or girls, who know where
-the circus went, may come along, since you don't know, Nurse Jane."
-
-[Illustration: He ate nearly all the bungalow]
-
-"No, I am sorry to say I don't know," spoke the muskrat lady, as she
-went back to bed with her headache.
-
-Uncle Wiggily took some carrot soup and some lettuce tea out to the
-lion, but though the tawny creature said he was not hungry, he ate
-nearly all there was in the bungalow, for his appetite was much larger
-than that of the muskrat lady or Mr. Longears.
-
-"And now I would like to do you and Nurse Jane a favor," went on the
-circus chap, licking the soup off his whiskers with his red tongue.
-"Couldn't I help wash the dishes or make the beds?"
-
-"I'm afraid not!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, thinking how funny it would
-look to see a lion making a rabbit's bed.
-
-"Yes, I suppose I am too large to get in the bungalow," went on the
-roaring chap, in as gentle a voice as he could make come from his
-throat. "But I know one way in which I can help!"
-
-"How?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"With my tail," said the lion. "That isn't too large to put through one
-of your windows. And on the end of my tail is a tuft of fluffy hair,
-just like a dusting brush. Please let me stick my tail in through the
-different windows. Then I can switch it around, and dust the furniture
-for Nurse Jane."
-
-"Do you think you can?" asked the bunny, doubtful-like.
-
-"Of course!" said the lion. "True, I never before have dusted furniture
-in a bunny's hollow stump bungalow, but that is no reason for not
-trying. Please give me a chance!"
-
-So Uncle Wiggily opened all the windows. The lion backed up, and thrust
-his tail first in one and then in another. When his tail was in the
-parlor he switched it around--I mean he switched his tail around--and
-the fluffy tuft of hair on the end knocked all the dust off the chairs,
-table and piano. Soon the parlor was as nicely dusted as Nurse Jane
-could have done it herself.
-
-In this way, with his tail, the lion dusted all the rooms in the
-bungalow, even the one where Nurse Jane was lying down with a headache.
-And when the muskrat lady saw the lion's fluffy tail switching around
-on her chairs in such a funny way, she laughed, and then, in a little
-while, her headache was all better.
-
-"You certainly are a good houseworker," said the muskrat lady as she
-got up and drank a cup of tea. "And you have done me a great favor."
-
-"Pray do not mention it," spoke the lion politely as he flapped his
-tail in the air to rid it of dust. "It was a pleasure!"
-
-Then along came Jacko Kinkytail, the monkey boy, and he said the circus
-had moved on to a town about ten miles away.
-
-"Thank you! I'll travel there and get back in my cage," rumbled the
-lion. Then, with a polite bow to Nurse Jane and Mr. Longears, the
-tawny, yellow chap with the big voice walked away through the forest.
-And every time the muskrat lady thought of the lion thrusting his tail
-in through the window to dust the furniture she had to laugh.
-
-Now would you like to hear a story about Uncle Wiggily and the tiger?
-Well, you may if the scrubbing brush doesn't take the cake of soap out
-to the washrag's party and forget to bring it back for the bathtub to
-play ball with.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE TIGER
-
-
-"Uncle Wiggily! Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" called a voice after the rabbit
-gentleman, as he was hopping away from his hollow stump bungalow one
-morning.
-
-"What's the matter now?" inquired the bunny, turning around so quickly
-that his tall silk hat nearly slipped down over his pink, twinkling
-nose. "Does the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox wish to nibble my ears?"
-
-"I hope not!" exclaimed Nurse Jane, the muskrat lady housekeeper, for
-she it was who had called. "But will you please take my scissors with
-you, Uncle Wiggily?"
-
-"Take your scissors? What for?" asked Mr. Longears.
-
-"To have them sharpened," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "They are so dull
-I can hardly cut anything, and I want to cut some linen up into new
-sheets and pillow cases. Take my scissors along with you, Wiggy dear,
-and have them made good and sharp."
-
-"I will," promised the bunny rabbit gentleman. Then, wrapping the dull
-scissors in a grape-vine leaf, Uncle Wiggily put them in the top of his
-tall silk hat, and set the hat on his head.
-
-"Why do you put them there?" asked Nurse Jane.
-
-"So I'll remember them," the rabbit gentleman answered. "If I put them
-in my pocket I'd forget them. But now, if I meet Mrs. Twistytail, the
-pig lady, or Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck lady, and bow to them, I'll
-take off my hat. Out will slide the scissors, and then I'll remember
-that I am to get them sharpened."
-
-"That's a good idea," said Nurse Jane. "Now don't forget to bring them
-back to me good and sharp. If you don't I can't cut up into sheets and
-pillow cases the new linen I have bought."
-
-"I'll not forget," promised the bunny gentleman.
-
-He hopped on and on through the woods, and he had not gone very far
-before, all of a sudden, he heard a growling, rumbling-umbling noise, a
-little like far-off thunder.
-
-"I wonder if that can be the lion again?" thought Uncle Wiggily.
-"Perhaps he couldn't find the circus and he has come back to dust more
-furniture for Nurse Jane with the end of his tail stuck through a
-window in the bungalow."
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked through the forest, but he saw no tawny lion.
-Instead he saw, limping toward him, a beast almost as big as the lion,
-but with a beautiful black and yellow striped coat.
-
-"Oh, ho! Mr. Tiger--the one I saw when I went to the circus with Baby
-Bunty!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "This is a tiger!"
-
-"Yes, I am the striped tiger," answered the other animal. "And, oh,
-what trouble I am in!"
-
-"What is the matter?" kindly asked the rabbit gentleman, for he could
-see that the tiger was limping and in pain.
-
-"I ran a thorn in my foot," went on the black and yellow fellow, "and
-my eyes are so poor I can't see to pull it out."
-
-"Perhaps I can," Uncle Wiggily said. "I have strong glasses."
-
-So the bunny gentleman looked through his spectacles, and soon saw the
-thorn that was in the tiger's foot. It did not take Uncle Wiggily long
-to pull it out.
-
-"Oh, thank you, so much!" growled the tiger, though not in a cross
-voice. "It serves me right, I suppose, for having run away from the
-circus."
-
-"Did you run away, too, as the lion did?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Yes," answered the striped beast, "we ran away together--the lion,
-some other animals and myself. But now I'd be glad to run back again."
-
-"The lion was," said Uncle Wiggily. "He was very glad to go back."
-
-"Don't tell me you have met _him_!" exclaimed the tiger. "Where is he?"
-
-"He started back yesterday, after stopping at my bungalow and helping
-Nurse Jane dust the furniture with his tail through the windows," the
-bunny answered.
-
-"Then I'm going back, too!" declared the tiger. "It isn't as much fun
-roaming by yourself through the woods as I thought it would be. I'm
-going back!"
-
-"Before you start," kindly suggested Uncle Wiggily, "please come to my
-bungalow with me."
-
-"Does more furniture need dusting?" asked the tiger, laughing. "I have
-no fluffy tuft on the end of my tail, as has the lion."
-
-"It isn't that," the bunny answered. "But I would like to have Nurse
-Jane put some salve on the place where the thorn ran in your paw, and
-also wrap it up in a rag."
-
-"That would be very nice," spoke the tiger. "Right gladly will I come
-with you."
-
-So he limped through the forest with the bunny gentleman, and soon they
-came to the hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"More company for you, Nurse Jane!" called the jolly rabbit uncle.
-
-"That's nice," answered Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy. "Oh, you're a tiger, aren't
-you?" she went on, as she saw the striped beast.
-
-"And he has a sore paw," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "Will you put salve on it
-for him, Nurse Jane?"
-
-"Of course," answered the muskrat lady. And when the tiger's sore paw
-was nicely wrapped in a clean rag, he started off through the woods to
-find the circus.
-
-"Good-bye, and come again," invited Uncle Wiggily, making a low and
-polite bow with his tall silk hat.
-
-"I will," promised the tiger. And then the bunny suddenly exclaimed:
-
-"Oh, your scissors, Nurse Jane! I forgot all about getting them
-sharpened," and he picked them up from where they had fallen when he
-took off his hat.
-
-"Oh, dear! That's too bad!" said the muskrat lady. "And I wanted to cut
-the linen in strips to make sheets and pillow cases. Now it is so late
-I'm afraid the sharpening place will be closed."
-
-"Perhaps I can help," said the tiger, turning back.
-
-"Can you sharpen scissors?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"No," was the answer, "but my claws are sharper than any scissors you
-ever saw. If you and Nurse Jane will hold the cloth, I will cut it
-into strips for you with my sharp claws. I don't need to use my sore
-paw. I'll take my other one."
-
-"Oh, that will be very kind of you," said Nurse Jane. "I forgot that
-tigers have sharp claws."
-
-So the muskrat lady and the rabbit gentleman held the linen cloth in
-front of the tiger, and with his claws he cut and slashed it into just
-the shapes Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy needed for making sheets and pillow cases.
-
-"I am very glad I could do you this favor," the tiger said, when all
-the linen was cut.
-
-"So am I," spoke Uncle Wiggily, "for if you hadn't been here to use
-your claws, Nurse Jane would not have forgiven me for not remembering
-to get the scissors sharpened. Good-bye!"
-
-"Good-bye!" echoed the tiger, as he walked on to find the circus. And
-that night he slept in his cage again.
-
-So if the doorknob doesn't try to crawl through the keyhole to play
-bean bag with the rice pudding in the gas stove oven, I'll tell you
-next about Uncle Wiggily and the elephant.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE ELEPHANT
-
-
-"Matches, Uncle Wiggily! Matches!" cried Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy one
-morning, as the bunny rabbit gentleman was hopping down the forest
-path, away from his hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"What's that? Patches?" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "Did I put on my garden
-trousers that have patches?" and he tried to twist his neck like a
-corkscrew, so he could look behind him.
-
-"No, I didn't say '_patches_'!" laughed Nurse Jane. "I said _matches_.
-Don't forget to bring me some matches to light the fire, when you come
-back from looking for an adventure."
-
-"Oh! Matches!" repeated the bunny. "I'll get some for you, Nurse Jane."
-
-Over the fields and through the woods hopped the bunny rabbit
-gentleman. He looked here, there and everywhere for an adventure, but
-could not seem to find one. The Woozie Wolf nor the Fuzzy Fox did not
-chase him to nibble his ears. Not that Uncle Wiggily wanted them to,
-but, if they had, that would have been an adventure.
-
-"Well, perhaps I shall find one when I come back," said the bunny
-gentleman as he hopped along to the seven and eight cent store, where
-he bought a box of matches.
-
-Carrying these fire-sticks in his paw, Uncle Wiggily was hopping
-through the forest, on his way back to the hollow stump bungalow when,
-all at once, the bunny gentleman felt the ground trembling, and he
-heard a sound like a big horn being blown, and then a loud voice said:
-
-"Oh, dear! I can't get it out!"
-
-"Well, what can this be?" thought Uncle Wiggily. "That horn sounds like
-the big brass one I heard in the circus. From the way the earth shakes
-I'd say a big automobile truck was coming along. And as for someone who
-can't get something out--well, that sounds like trouble! I'd like to
-help, but first I must see who it is."
-
-Uncle Wiggily looked through the bushes, and at first he thought he saw
-the side of some big house moving behind the trees. Then he noticed
-something like a great leaf flapping in the wind, and a moment later
-something long, like a fire hose, was thrust forward.
-
-"Why, it's an elephant!" exclaimed the bunny, as he caught sight of the
-big chap.
-
-"An elephant is just who I am," was the answer in a rumbling voice,
-coming through the rubber hose of a trunk. "I'm from the circus, and I
-wish I might be back there this minute, eating my hay!"
-
-"Oh, so you have run away from the circus also, like the lion and
-tiger?" questioned the bunny.
-
-"Yes," answered the elephant, "I did. But what do you know of my
-friends, the lion and tiger?"
-
-"Oh, I have met them," answered Mr. Longears. "But is that your only
-sorrow--wishing you were back in the circus?"
-
-"Indeed it is not," the elephant answered. "I have stepped on a loose
-stone, and it is fast between the toes of my left hind foot. I can't
-get it loose by stamping on the ground, and I can't reach so far back
-with my trunk. I'm in great pain and trouble!"
-
-"That is too bad," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "I guess your stamping on the
-ground is what I thought was an auto truck coming along."
-
-"Perhaps," admitted the big circus elephant. "I wish I could get that
-stone out from between my toes," he went on, stamping so hard that he
-shook the very trees, making them rustle as though a wind had blown
-them.
-
-"Maybe I can help you," said Uncle Wiggily most kindly. "I have with me
-my red, white and blue striped rheumatism crutch. With that I may be
-able to poke out the stone that hurts you."
-
-"I wish you'd try," begged the elephant.
-
-It did not take the bunny gentleman long to loosen the stone from
-between the elephant's toes, for the foot of an elephant is not like
-that of a horse or cow--he really has toes and toe-nails, just as you
-have, only a little larger, of course. Well, I should say so!
-
-"Ah, I feel much better, Uncle Wiggily! Thank you!" spoke the elephant
-through his hollow rubber hose-like trunk, and it sounded like a
-trumpet or brass horn when he talked. "Now that the stone is out of my
-foot I shall go back to the circus."
-
-"The path to the place where the circus is now showing leads past my
-bungalow," said the rabbit gentleman. "I'll hop along and point out for
-you the way. I'd like you to meet Nurse Jane."
-
-"That will give me pleasure, also," remarked the elephant, who was very
-polite.
-
-So he and Uncle Wiggily went along together, but several times the
-bunny had to say:
-
-"Please don't go so fast, Mr. Elephant. I can't keep up with you."
-
-"I beg your pardon," spoke the immense chap. "Suppose I lift you upon
-my back and carry you that way?"
-
-"I should much like that," the rabbit uncle said. So in his trunk the
-elephant gently lifted up Uncle Wiggily, and set him down on the broad
-back.
-
-[Illustration: "Ah, this is even better than my auto," said Uncle
-Wiggily]
-
-"Ah, this is even better than my auto," laughed Uncle Wiggily, as the
-elephant crashed his way through the forest. Soon they came to the
-hollow stump bungalow.
-
-"More company for you, Nurse Jane!" called Uncle Wiggily, with a laugh.
-
-"Eh? What's that? Where are you? I don't see anybody but a big
-elephant?" cried the muskrat lady, looking up.
-
-"I'm on his back!" answered the bunny. And as the elephant lifted Mr.
-Longears down in the trunk, Nurse Jane was so surprised that she hardly
-knew what to say.
-
-"Will you--er--have a cup--I mean a _washtub_ of tea?" the muskrat
-lady asked, well knowing that so big a creature must drink a lot of
-everything.
-
-"Some water is all I need, thank you," answered the elephant. "I had
-something to eat in the forest before I met Uncle Wiggily."
-
-Then the big chap put his trunk down in the brook and sucked up a great
-quantity of water. Uncle Wiggily put the box of matches down on the
-bench at the side of the bungalow, where the sun shone bright and hot,
-and watched the elephant drink.
-
-"Well, now I'll travel along and go back to the circus," said the big
-chap with the large trunk and little tail. "I'll tell the lion and
-tiger I met you."
-
-"Please do." begged the bunny, and then, all of a sudden Nurse Jane
-cried:
-
-"Fire! Fire! Fire! Oh, the sun has set off the box of matches, and the
-bungalow is burning! Fire! Fire! Fire!"
-
-Surely enough, this had happened. The box of matches, fizzing and
-spluttering, was burning Uncle Wiggily's bungalow.
-
-"Turn in an alarm; Get the firemen! Call out the water bugs!" cried the
-bunny gentleman.
-
-"Just a moment! Don't get excited!" spoke the elephant calmly. "I will
-put out that fire in a second!"
-
-He sucked up more water from the brook in his trunk and squirted it on
-the blaze. The fire hissed and spluttered and died out in a puff of
-smoke.
-
-"Oh, you have saved my bungalow!" cried Uncle Wiggily. "Thank you ever
-so much! Only for you I'd be burned out of house and home!"
-
-"Pooh! That wasn't any more than you did for me--taking the stone out
-of my foot," said the elephant. "With my rubber hose-nose of a trunk, I
-very often put out little fires."
-
-"Oh, I'm so glad Uncle Wiggily met you!" sighed Nurse Jane. "If he
-hadn't, our bungalow would have burned down, perhaps, Mr. Elephant!"
-
-"Well, one good turn deserves another," laughed the elephant as he
-tramped away through the forest to find the circus, and the bunny
-gentleman and Nurse Jane waved "Good-bye" to the big chap.
-
-So if the wheelbarrow doesn't catch cold when it runs after the train
-of cars to get a ride around the block, the next adventure will be
-about Uncle Wiggily and the camel.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXIII
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE CAMEL
-
-
-"What sort of an adventure do you think you will have to-day, Uncle
-Wiggily?" asked the muskrat lady housekeeper of the bunny rabbit as he
-hopped away from the hollow stump bungalow one morning.
-
-"Well, Nurse Jane, I hardly know," was the answer. "I may meet with
-some of those queer circus animals again."
-
-"I hope you do," Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy said, as she tied her whiskers in a
-bow knot, for she was going to dust the furniture that day. "The circus
-animals are very kind to you. And it is strange, for some of them are
-such savage jungle beasts."
-
-"Yes," spoke the bunny gentleman, "I am glad to say the circus animals
-were kind and gentle. More so than the Pipsisewah or Skeezicks. But
-then, you see, the circus animals have been taught to be kind and
-good--that is, most of them."
-
-"I hope you never meet the other sort--the kind that will want to
-nibble your ears!" exclaimed Nurse Jane as Uncle Wiggily put his tall
-silk hat on front-side before and started off with his red, white and
-blue striped rheumatism crutch under his paw.
-
-"I hope nothing happens to him," sighed Nurse Jane as she went in to
-put the dishes to bed in the china closet.
-
-But something was going to happen to Uncle Wiggily. You shall hear all
-about it.
-
-On and on through the woods hopped the bunny rabbit gentleman, looking
-first on one side of the path and then on the other for an adventure.
-He was beginning to think he would never find one when, all of a
-sudden, he heard a rustling in the bushes, and a voice said:
-
-"Oh, dear! I can't go a hop farther! I'm so tired, and my bundle is so
-heavy. I guess I'm getting old!"
-
-"Ha! That sounds like trouble of the old-fashioned sort!" murmured
-Uncle Wiggily to himself. "I may be able to give some help, as long as
-it isn't the fox or wolf, and it doesn't sound like them."
-
-The bunny gentleman peered through the trees and, sitting on a flat
-stump, he saw an old gentleman cat, looking quite sad and forlorn.
-
-"Hello, Mr. Cat!" called Uncle Wiggily, cheerfully, as he hopped over
-toward the stump. "What's the trouble?"
-
-"Oh, lots of trouble!" mewed the cat. "You see I'm a peddler. I go
-about from place to place selling pins and needles and things the lady
-animals need when they sew. Here is my pack," and he pointed to a large
-bundle on the ground near the stump.
-
-"But what is the matter?" asked the bunny gentleman. "Don't the animal
-ladies buy your needles, pins and spools of thread? Just step around
-and see Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, my muskrat lady housekeeper. She is
-always sewing and mending. She'll buy things from your pack."
-
-"Oh, it isn't _selling_ them that's the trouble," said Mr. Cat. "But I
-am getting so old and stiff that I can hardly carry the pack on my back
-any longer. I have to sit down and rest because my back aches so much.
-Oh, how tired I am! What a weary world this is!"
-
-"Oh, don't say that!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, who felt quite cheerful
-that morning. "See how the sun shines!"
-
-"It only makes it so much hotter for me to carry the pack on my back,"
-sighed the cat.
-
-"Ha! That is where I can help you!" exclaimed Mr. Longears. "I am quite
-well and strong, except for a little rheumatism now and then. That,
-however, doesn't bother me now, so I'll carry your peddler's pack for
-you."
-
-"Will you? That's very kind!" said the cat. "Perhaps I may be able to
-do you a favor some day."
-
-"Oh, that will be all right!" laughed the bunny, as he twinkled his
-pink nose. "Come along, we'll travel together and perhaps find an
-adventure."
-
-Uncle Wiggily slung the cat-peddler's pack up on his back, the pussy
-carried the bunny's crutch, and so off they started together through
-the woods. They had not gone very far, and the bunny was wondering
-whether he could not sell Nurse Jane a lot of pins to help the poor cat
-when, all of a sudden, a loud, snarling sort of voice cried out:
-
-"Oh, where can I find some water? Oh, how much I need a drink! I can go
-without one for seven days, but this is the eighth and if I don't see
-some water soon I don't know what will happen!"
-
-"I wonder who that is?" asked the peddler cat.
-
-"I don't know, but we'll soon find out," spoke Mr. Longears.
-
-They looked through the bushes and there they saw a very strange
-animal, and not what you would call pretty, either. This animal had
-a long neck, bent like the letter U, and his face looked as though he
-had rolled over on it in his sleep. But the queerest part of all was
-his back, on which were two humps, like little mountains, running up to
-peaks.
-
-"Oh, what a queer chap!" mewed the peddler cat.
-
-"Hush, don't let him hear you!" whispered Uncle Wiggily. "I think this
-is an animal from the circus."
-
-"You are right--I am!" exclaimed the two-humped chap, looking toward
-the bushes behind which Uncle Wiggily and the cat were standing. "I
-heard what you said, too, Mr. Cat," the odd chap went on. "But I don't
-mind. I'm a camel, and I'm used to hearing folks say how queer I look.
-But I am in trouble now. Oh, dear!"
-
-"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily, kindly.
-
-"I'm so thirsty," the camel said. "You see, I took a long drink before
-I ran away from the circus, which I did, very foolishly, as I wanted
-some adventures. Well, I'm having them, all right! I've been lost in
-the woods, and, though I had enough to eat I couldn't find a thing to
-drink. On the desert, where I came from, I could find water once in a
-while. But here I'm lost."
-
-"And, though I am a camel," went on the humped creature, "and can hold
-enough water in my stomach to last for several days, now my time is up.
-I haven't had a drink for over seven days, and unless I get one soon I
-don't know what will happen."
-
-"Oh, I can take you to the duck pond and you can get a drink there, Mr.
-Camel," Uncle Wiggily said, as he hopped out from behind the bush.
-
-"Oh, ho! What a funny chap you are!" snarled the camel, not that he
-was cross, only a snarl was his regular way of speaking. "Are you a
-little camel?"
-
-"Why, no, I'm not a camel," answered the bunny. "What made you think
-so?"
-
-"Because of that hump on your back," said the camel. "Some of us
-camels have two humps, and some only one. But surely you cannot be a
-one-humped camel! I never saw one with ears so long!"
-
-"Indeed, I'm not a camel!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "I'm a rabbit, and
-this pack that you see belongs to this poor peddler cat, who is too
-tired to carry it. So I am carrying it for him."
-
-"That is very kind of you," spoke the thirsty circus animal. "In fact,
-it seems to me you are very fond of being kind, Mr. Longears. You carry
-the cat's pack, and now you offer to show me where to get a drink. And,
-if you can, I wish you would soon lead me to water. I am very thirsty!"
-
-"Follow me!" called Uncle Wiggily. Then he hopped off through the
-woods, carrying the cat's peddler pack, and followed by the two-humped
-camel, whose long neck swayed to and fro like a clock pendulum, while
-his humps shook like two bowls full of jelly.
-
-Soon they came to the duck pond and there the camel put his queer face
-down into the water and drank as much as he pleased. He took a long
-time to drink, as camels always do, for they must take enough into
-their stomachs to last for a week in case they can not find more water
-before the end of seven days.
-
-The cat and Uncle Wiggily stood watching the camel, thinking how queer
-and homely he was, but honest for all that, when, all of a sudden, out
-from behind a bush jumped the bad old Pipsisewah!
-
-"Wow! Wow! I've got you now!" howled the Pipsisewah. "I'll nibble your
-ears now, Uncle Wiggily!"
-
-The bunny rabbit gentleman started to run, but, because he had strapped
-to his back the pack of the cat peddler, the bunny could not hop fast
-at all.
-
-"I'll get you! I'll get you!" cried the Pipsisewah.
-
-"Oh dear! Oh dear!" sighed Uncle Wiggily, wondering who was going to
-save him, for he knew the tired old cat peddler couldn't.
-
-And then, all of a sudden, the circus camel finished his long drink,
-and, with a jolly snarl, he cried:
-
-"Here! You let Uncle Wiggily alone!" Then with his broad foot, made big
-and wide so it would not sink into the soft sand of the desert, the
-camel stepped on the tail of the Pipsisewah, holding him back so he
-couldn't chase Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Wow! Wow!" howled the Pip.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed the peddler cat. "Oh, mew!"
-
-"Just wait until I get loose, and I'll chase you, too!" cried the
-Pipsisewah to the cat. "Just wait!"
-
-"Don't be afraid!" said the camel, with a smile which made him look
-more homely than before, though this didn't matter. "Here, Uncle
-Wiggily, hop up on my back, between my two humps! You, too, Mr. Cat,
-jump up on my back. You and the bunny gentleman can sit there as the
-people of the desert used to ride me before I joined the circus. Hop
-up, my kind friends, and I'll soon carry you safe out of these woods.
-I can go fast, now that I have had a big drink of water. Hop up!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily, with the cat's pack, hopped up on the back of the camel.
-The cat, too, sprang up. All the while the camel kept his broad foot on
-the tail of the Pipsisewah, so the bad animal couldn't get loose. And
-when the bunny and cat were safe in place, snuggled down in between the
-camel's humps, the queer creature started off, letting go the tail of
-the Pip.
-
-"Ha! Now you can't get us!" mewed the cat, looking down from the
-camel's back.
-
-"Just you wait! I'll get Uncle Wiggily yet, and you too!" the Pip
-howled. "And I'll fix you, Mr. Camel, for stepping on my tail!"
-
-"Pooh! Nonsense!" snarled the camel, "Uncle Wiggily helped me by
-showing me where to find water, and now I am helping him." And away he
-went, quite fast, indeed, for such a queer chap.
-
-And the old Pip skipped away to put some soft moss on his sore tail.
-
-"Isn't this jolly!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, twinkling his pink nose. "I
-never expected to have a ride on the back of a camel! It's just like a
-circus parade! I wish Nurse Jane could see me!"
-
-And the muskrat lady did, for the kind camel gave Uncle Wiggily a ride
-all the way home to the bunny's hollow stump bungalow, and when the
-muskrat lady housekeeper saw Mr. Longears up between the two humps she
-cried:
-
-"My land sakes flopsy dub and a basket of soap bubbles! What will
-happen next?"
-
-"I don't know," laughed Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"As for me, I am going back to the circus," the camel said. And he did.
-The peddler cat, after selling Nurse Jane some sewing silk, stayed
-for some time with Mr. Longears, getting rested so he would be strong
-enough to carry his own pack of needles, pins and thread. And as for
-the bunny--well, he had more adventures, of course.
-
-And the next one will be about Uncle Wiggily and the wild rabbit--that
-is if the teaspoon doesn't take the cork out of the bottle of bitter
-medicine and give it to the rag doll to make mud pies with.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXIV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE WILD RABBIT
-
-
-"There he is again!" cried Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she ran to the
-window of the hollow stump bungalow and looked out. "He's digging up
-all the nice carrots in your garden, Uncle Wiggily!"
-
-"Who is?" asked the bunny gentleman, laying aside the cabbage-leaf
-newspaper he was reading, with his glasses perched on his pink,
-twinkling nose. "Who is taking my carrots, Nurse Jane?"
-
-"That wild rabbit," answered the muskrat lady housekeeper. "He lives
-in the thick bushes in the middle of the woods. I think he hasn't been
-here very long, and he doesn't seem to know any of your other animal
-friends. He's wild and runs the minute I go out. But he has been
-spoiling your garden lately."
-
-"That isn't nice of him," said Uncle Wiggily. "I'll go out myself and
-see what he has to say."
-
-But as soon as Uncle Wiggily started down the steps of his hollow stump
-bungalow, toward where the other bunny was digging up the carrots, the
-wild rabbit hopped away.
-
-"What's the matter with you?" asked Uncle Wiggily, twinkling his pink
-nose in a friendly way. "Why are you spoiling my garden?"
-
-"Because I like to!" answered the wild rabbit. "You live in a fine
-hollow stump bungalow, and all I have is a hole in the ground, or
-burrow. You're rich and I'm poor, and I'm going to spoil everything you
-have!"
-
-"Oh, that isn't a good way to feel!" said Uncle Wiggily kindly. "That's
-the way the Bolshevics talk! I used to be poor, like you, but I went
-off to seek my fortune and I found it. I built me this hollow stump
-bungalow, and, if you like, I'll show you how to make one. Nurse Jane
-and I will help you!"
-
-"Nope!" cried the wild rabbit. "I'd rather be bad! I'm going to dig
-in your garden every chance I get, and you can't catch me, either, so
-there!" And it sounded as if that wild rabbit might be making a funny
-"face" at Uncle Wiggily. Mind you, I'm not saying for sure, but maybe!
-
-"Dear me!" thought Mr. Longears, as he went back in his house. "That
-wild rabbit is certainly a queer chap. I don't want to hurt him, but I
-wish he would get tame. I'll have to speak to Policeman Dog Percival
-about him, and set Percival on guard in my carrot patch."
-
-"Did you make that wild rabbit stop his digging?" asked Nurse Jane, as
-she met Uncle Wiggily coming in.
-
-"No, he says he's going to be bad," sighed the bunny gentleman, as he
-took his tall, silk hat down off the rubber plant.
-
-"Where are you going?" asked Nurse Jane.
-
-"Out in the woods to look for an adventure," answered Uncle Wiggily.
-"And perhaps I may find a way to make that wild rabbit tame and good."
-
-"I hope so," sighed Nurse Jane. "It isn't nice to have our garden
-spoiled."
-
-As Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods, over on that side of
-the forest nearest the village, where the real children lived, the
-bunny gentleman, all of a sudden, heard the voice of a little girl.
-
-"Oh, Donald!" said the little girl, in sad tones. "You've broken it.
-You've spoiled my nice little jumping bunny!"
-
-"Well, I didn't mean to," answered a boy's voice. "He jumped all right
-a minute ago!"
-
-"Yes, but you went and squeezed the rubber ball too hard, that's what
-you did!" sobbed the little girl. "And now my nice Easter bunny won't
-hop any more! Boo hoo!"
-
-"Dear, dear!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily to himself. "This is too bad!
-There's trouble here! I wonder if I can help?"
-
-You see Uncle Wiggily knew what the boy and girl were saying, though
-the bunny himself could not speak their talk. Uncle Wiggily hopped
-softly nearer the children. He looked through the bushes, and there he
-saw a little boy trying to mend a toy bunny for the little girl.
-
-The toy bunny was made to look like a real one, with ears and fur and
-everything. Fastened to the toy was a little rubber hose and a rubber
-ball was on the end of the hose.
-
-When the toy rabbit was placed on the ground, and the rubber ball was
-pressed, some air was squeezed inside the bunny's legs, and he would
-hop across the floor; and his ears would flop up, too, because he had
-springs and other things inside him.
-
-"There's no use squeezing the ball," sadly said the little girl. "My
-toy bunny is broken, and won't ever hop again! Oh, dear! Boo hoo!"
-
-"My! This is too bad!" said Uncle Wiggily. "I wonder what I can do
-to make that little girl feel happier? I might get Sammie or Susie
-Littletail, the rabbit children, to come and stay with the real
-children for a while. They seem to be kind--this boy and girl. They
-wouldn't hurt Sammie or Susie. That's what I'll do! I'll go get the
-Littletail brother and sister, and have them hop over here so this boy
-and girl can easily catch them and play with them a while."
-
-Uncle Wiggily started off through the woods. The boy and girl sat in
-a moss-covered dingly dell, trying to mend the broken toy. And Mr.
-Longears had not gone very far before, all of a sudden, he came to a
-little hollow place, filled with leaves. There he heard a voice saying:
-
-"Oh dear! Oh what a pain! Oh what trouble I am in!"
-
-"Ha! This seems to be my busy day for trouble!" exclaimed Uncle
-Wiggily, as he looked at the leaf-filled hollow. "Who are you, and what
-is the matter?" asked the bunny gentleman.
-
-"Oh, I'm the wild rabbit," was the answer. "The wild rabbit who was
-eating the carrots in your garden. But alas! I can eat no more!"
-
-"Why not?" Uncle Wiggily asked.
-
-"Because I have fallen and broken my leg," was the answer. "I can hop
-no more, and I suppose I shall have to stay here and starve. I'm sorry
-I was bad, and tried to spoil your garden, Uncle Wiggily."
-
-"Oh, perhaps you didn't really mean it," the bunny gentleman said. "But
-wait here a minute. I think I can help you."
-
-"Oh, if you only would!" sighed the wild rabbit with a broken leg.
-
-"I think I see a chance here," said Uncle Wiggily softly to himself,
-"to help that boy and girl, and also the wild rabbit."
-
-Off hopped Uncle Wiggily through the woods. It did not take him long
-to reach the place where the boy and girl had been playing with the
-hippity-hop rabbit toy that was now broken. The children were still
-there. The little girl had sat down on a log to cry, and the boy was
-trying to make her a willow whistle so she wouldn't feel so unhappy.
-The broken toy rabbit lay on a pile of leaves some distance away from
-the boy and girl. I suppose they had tossed it there, thinking it was
-of no more use.
-
-[Illustration: "He's hopping off by himself!"]
-
-"This is just what I want," said Uncle Wiggily. He found a long piece
-of wild grape vine, like a small rope, and, when the boy and girl
-weren't looking, Uncle Wiggily slipped up and fastened one end of the
-grape-vine cord to the broken toy. Then, hopping off behind the bushes,
-Uncle Wiggily began pulling the piece of vine. Of course he also
-pulled the toy rabbit along the ground.
-
-"Oh, look!" suddenly cried the little girl. "Look, Donald! My toy
-rabbit is all right again! He's hopping off by himself!"
-
-And, surely enough, the toy did seem to be hopping away. But this, as
-you know, was because Uncle Wiggily was pulling it by the grape-vine
-string.
-
-"Come on! Help me catch him!" begged the little girl.
-
-"I will!" her brother said. Together they raced on after the toy, which
-Uncle Wiggily jerked along the forest path. The bunny gentleman kept
-out of sight behind the bushes, and as the wild grape vine was just the
-color of the earth and leaves the children did not see it. To them it
-looked as if the toy was hopping away all by itself.
-
-"I say, Mab!" called Donald. "He hops better than he ever did before! I
-wonder who is squeezing the rubber ball? I can't see anyone."
-
-"Maybe it's fairies," suggested Mab, in a low voice.
-
-"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" laughed Donald.
-
-On and on ran the boy and girl after the skipping toy rabbit, and Uncle
-Wiggily pulled it so fast as he hopped along, out of sight, that Donald
-and Mab could not get their hands on the toy. It kept ahead of them all
-the way.
-
-Uncle Wiggily knew what he was doing and, in a little while, he led the
-boy and girl up to the place where the wild rabbit with a broken leg
-lay in the bed of leaves. Uncle Wiggily jerked the toy rabbit close to
-the wild one, and then pulled the toy out of sight behind a clump of
-ferns.
-
-"Oh, Don! Look!" cried the girl. "Our toy rabbit has changed into a
-real one!" And she pointed to the wild rabbit, which could not move
-away, though he wanted to very much, as his heart beat very fast.
-
-"A toy rabbit couldn't change into a real one!" said the boy.
-
-"Well, mine did; else how could this live rabbit be here, and my toy
-one gone?" asked Mab. For that is what seemed to have happened, all on
-account of Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"And see, Don," went on the little girl, as she knelt down beside the
-poor, wild bunny. "His leg is broken, just as my toy rabbit's leg was
-broken. Oh, it is the same one! My toy has changed into a live rabbit!
-Oh, you poor, sweet, lovely darling!" cried the little girl, as she
-cuddled the wild rabbit up in her arms.
-
-"Say! This sure is queer!" exclaimed the boy. "Very queer!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily, peering through the bushes where he was hiding with the
-broken toy rabbit, looked out and saw the little girl holding the wild
-rabbit with its broken leg. The wild rabbit would have hopped away if
-it could, but was not able.
-
-"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Uncle Wiggily! Is this how you help me?" sadly
-cried the wild rabbit. Of course, he spoke in rabbit talk, which
-neither the boy nor girl understood. But Uncle Wiggily, hiding in the
-bushes, heard and softly answered:
-
-"Don't be afraid, wild rabbit. These children will be kind to you, I
-know. They will take you home, and mend your broken leg and you will be
-as stylish as I am."
-
-"Oh, if I'm going to be _stylish_, that's different!" said the wild
-rabbit. Then he nestled down in the girl's arms, and she and the boy
-took the bunny home and their father mended the broken leg with splints
-of wood and soft cloth bandages.
-
-"Well, I guess that wild rabbit won't spoil my carrots any more,"
-laughed Uncle Wiggily as he hopped along. "I'll take this broken toy
-home to Sammie and Susie."
-
-As for the wild rabbit, he was no longer frightened when he heard Uncle
-Wiggily say that the children would be kind. And no one could have been
-more kind than were Donald and Mab. When the wild rabbit had to stay
-quiet until his leg healed, they brought him, every day, fresh lettuce
-and carrots, with cool water to drink. And when the leg was all well,
-the wild rabbit was so tame that he never wanted to leave the boy and
-girl, and go back to spoil Uncle Wiggily's garden. He lived happily
-with Donald and Mab all the rest of his life.
-
-Sammie and Susie had fun playing with the broken toy, and they thought
-Mr. Longears was very clever to think of a way to not only help the
-wild bunny and the boy and girl, but also to save his carrots from
-being eaten.
-
-So if the strawberry shortcake doesn't try to stretch itself up tall
-and look like a big mince pie, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
-and the tame squirrel.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXV
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE TAME SQUIRREL
-
-
-Once upon a time, as Uncle Wiggily Longears, the bunny rabbit
-gentleman, was hopping through the woods, he heard a rustling in the
-bushes, and he crouched down to hide himself.
-
-"For," thought the bunny, "this may be the Pipsisewah or the Skeezicks,
-or even the Woozie Wolf or the Fuzzy Fox. I had better be careful!"
-
-But when Uncle Wiggily looked over the top of the bush, whence the
-rustling sound had come, all he saw was the tame rabbit, who once had a
-broken leg. The rabbit, who was now tame, was hopping along the forest
-path.
-
-"Hello!" called Uncle Wiggily in his most jolly voice, as he twinkled
-his pink nose upside down, just for a change. "Where are you going,
-Tame Rabbit? I shall call you that as a new name. I hope you are not
-going to run away from Donald and Mab, the boy and girl who were so
-kind to you."
-
-"Indeed I am not running away," answered the Tame Rabbit. "I am just
-going to the woods to look for some flowers. Don and Mab are going to
-have a little woodland party this afternoon, and I want to get them
-some flowers to put on the flat stump which they will use for a table."
-
-"That is very kind of you," Uncle Wiggily said. "I'll help!"
-
-"Wouldn't you like to come to the party?" asked the Tame Rabbit, as he
-and the bunny gentleman hopped into the forest together. "There will be
-lots of good things to eat--even ice cream!"
-
-"Thank you, I'd better not come, as some of the boys and girls might
-not be as thoughtful as Mab and Don," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "Some of
-them might throw peanut shells at my tall, silk hat; just for fun, you
-know."
-
-"Well, perhaps they might," admitted the Tame Rabbit. "I don't wear
-anything but an old cap--nobody tries to knock that off," he added with
-a laugh. "But can't you just look in at the party, Uncle Wiggily? Just
-stop for a moment?"
-
-"Yes, I'll do that," promised Mr. Longears. And when he had nibbled,
-with his teeth, some wild flowers for the Tame Bunny, Uncle Wiggily
-hopped to his hollow stump bungalow, promising to peek through the
-bushes at the children's party later in the day.
-
-That afternoon, as he was hopping through the woods, Uncle Wiggily
-heard the sounds of shouting and laughter.
-
-"That must be the party," thought the bunny gentleman. "I'll skip over
-and take a look."
-
-In a little moss-covered dingly dell among the trees, Uncle Wiggily saw
-Don, Mab and many of their little boy and girl friends dancing about a
-broad, flat stump, which was set like a table. And in the middle was
-the bunch of flowers, some of which Uncle Wiggily had helped gather.
-
-"Those children are certainly having a good time!" thought Uncle
-Wiggily, twinkling his pink nose so that it almost turned a somersault.
-"And the Tame Rabbit, who used to be wild, is enjoying himself, too."
-The other bunny surely was having fun, hopping here and there almost
-as if playing tag with the children.
-
-All at once Mab cried:
-
-"Come on now! We'll eat!"
-
-"Hurray!" cried all the boys.
-
-The girls didn't get so excited about it, but I think they were just as
-glad to eat as were the boys. The children gathered around the stump
-table, and I wish I could tell you all the good things they had for the
-woodland party. But I'm not allowed to do this for fear it would make
-you too hungry.
-
-All I can say is that there was just the most lovely party-things you
-ever heard of! The Tame Rabbit sat near Don and Mab, eating what they
-gave him.
-
-"Now we'll crack the nuts and play more games!" called Mab, after a
-while.
-
-But when she went to pass the nuts she found that they were not
-cracked, and some of them had very hard shells.
-
-"Oh, Don! Didn't you bring the nut cracker?" asked Mab.
-
-"No, I thought you did," answered her brother.
-
-"And I thought you did!" exclaimed Mab. "Oh, what shall we do?"
-
-"We can crack the nuts with stones on top of the stump," said one boy.
-
-But when they tried this, some of the nuts flew away over in the
-bushes, without getting cracked at all. Others hit the girls on the
-ends of their noses. And some of the children pounded their fingers
-instead of cracking the nuts.
-
-"Oh, dear!" sighed Mab, as she saw what was going on. "My party will be
-spoiled, all because we haven't a nut cracker."
-
-The Tame Rabbit heard all this. So did Uncle Wiggily, who was looking
-on, hidden in the bushes. Both bunnies knew what was said though they
-couldn't speak boy and girl talk.
-
-"Can't you help the children, Uncle Wiggily?" asked the Tame Rabbit, as
-he hopped out to the bush where the bunny gentleman was hidden. None of
-the children saw the two animals talking together.
-
-"How do you mean help them?" asked Mr. Longears.
-
-"By getting them a nut cracker," went on the Tame Rabbit.
-
-"A nut cracker?" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily. "A squirrel is the best
-nut cracker I know of. Ha! I have it! I'll send one of the Bushytail
-brothers over here to crack nuts for the children. I think the boys and
-girls will be kind to him. I'll go get Johnnie or Billie."
-
-Away hopped Uncle Wiggily through the woods, and soon he met Johnnie
-Bushytail.
-
-"Johnnie, don't you want to come and be a nut cracker for some
-children?" asked Uncle Wiggily.
-
-"Why, of course!" chattered Johnnie, who was a very tame squirrel. "I
-love children," he said. "And I suppose I may eat a few of the nuts I
-crack."
-
-"Oh, surely," answered Uncle Wiggily.
-
-The bunny gentleman led Johnnie back through the woods to the
-children's party. The boys and girls were still trying to crack the
-hard nuts, but they could not do it well at all. Johnnie suddenly
-scrambled out of the bushes and up on the flat stump, and, taking a
-nut in his paws, he cracked it, by gnawing through the hard shell with
-his sharp teeth. Then he took out the meat and laid it on a birch-bark
-plate.
-
-"Oh, look!" exclaimed Don, pointing to the Bushytail chap. "A tame
-squirrel is cracking the nuts for us! Look!"
-
-[Illustration: "Maybe he's a fairy!" she whispered.]
-
-"Oh, the dear little thing!" cried Mab. "And see, he's all dressed up
-like a real boy. Maybe he's a fairy!" she whispered as Johnnie cracked
-more nuts.
-
-"Pooh! There aren't any fairies!" said Don. "But he sure is helping us!"
-
-Johnnie sat up on the stump, his tail held straight up behind his back,
-and he cracked nut after nut.
-
-"This is fine!" whispered the Tame Rabbit to Johnnie, the tame
-squirrel, while Uncle Wiggily, hiding behind a bush, saw and heard it
-all. "The children will love you for this."
-
-"I'm glad of that," answered Johnnie, in animal talk, which the boys
-and girls could not hear. Then the tame squirrel cracked many more
-nuts, eating some himself, for there were more than enough for all the
-children at the party.
-
-"Oh, I wonder if we could take this squirrel home with us, as we took
-the Wild Tame Rabbit?" said the boy, as Johnnie cracked the last nut.
-
-"Try it," suggested Mab to her brother.
-
-But when Donald put out his hand, and tried to catch Johnnie, the
-squirrel boy just flipped his tail and scampered away.
-
-"Thank you, I'd rather not be caught," chattered Johnnie, though of
-course Don and Mab did not know what he was saying. Then, when the
-woodland party was over, the children went home.
-
-So that's how it all happened, as true as I'm telling you. And if the
-Jumping Jack doesn't stick beans in the sugar cookies, in place of the
-raisins he takes out to put in the molasses candy, I'll tell you next
-about Uncle Wiggily and the wolf.
-
-
-
-
-STORY XXXVI
-
-UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE WOLF
-
-
-Uncle Wiggily was hopping through the woods with Nurse Jane one day,
-wondering what sort of an adventure he might have, and he was helping
-the muskrat lady housekeeper carry some clothes pins that she had
-bought at the three and four cent store when, all of a sudden, Miss
-Fuzzy Wuzzy called loudly:
-
-"Look out!"
-
-"What's the matter?" asked Uncle Wiggily. "Am I spilling the clothes
-pins?"
-
-"No," answered the muskrat housekeeper of the hollow stump bungalow.
-"But, see that big wolf! Let's run!"
-
-"Where's any wolf?" asked the bunny gentleman. "I don't see any," and
-he began searching in his pockets for his spectacles, which he had
-taken off, as they tickled his pink, twinkling nose.
-
-"There's a big, gold wolf, over behind that mulberry bush," whispered
-Nurse Jane.
-
-"What's that? A _gold_ wolf? I never heard of such a thing!" exclaimed
-Uncle Wiggily. "You must be mistaken, Nurse Jane. I'll take a look!"
-
-Then bravely singing the song--"Here we go 'round the Mulberry Bush,"
-Uncle Wiggily hopped up to where Nurse Jane pointed. Surely enough,
-something was gleaming gold-like among the trees, and as soon as Uncle
-Wiggily had put on his glasses, and had taken a good look, he cried:
-
-"Well, well, Nurse Jane! This is a gold wolf, surely enough! But it
-cannot hurt us!"
-
-"Why not?" asked the muskrat lady, who was getting ready to run.
-
-"Because it is only a wolf carved out of _wood_, and painted like
-gold," answered the bunny gentleman. "I see what this is--it is one of
-the gilded wolves that were on the Little Red Riding Hood chariot from
-the circus. This golden, wooden wolf fell off the wagon and the circus
-people did not stop to pick it up."
-
-"Well, I'm glad it's a wooden wolf," spoke the muskrat lady. "Then it
-can't nibble your ears; can it?"
-
-"Not in the least," laughed Uncle Wiggily. "But if I had a wheelbarrow,
-or something, I'd take this wolf home to my bungalow."
-
-"What for?" Nurse Jane wanted to know.
-
-"Oh, I'd set it in the hall, near the umbrella rack," said Uncle
-Wiggily. "Just think! A golden, wooden wolf would be quite an ornament."
-
-"Yes," agreed Nurse Jane, "it might look nice. But how can you get it
-home? It is too heavy to drag, and it has no wheels on as the animals
-have in the Noah's arks."
-
-"Hum! Let me see, now," said Uncle Wiggily, walking around the golden,
-wooden wolf. "If I only had some wheels!"
-
-And just then, along through the woods came Billie and Nannie Wagtail,
-the goat boy and girl, each with roller skates dangling by a strap over
-their shoulders.
-
-"Oh, Billie! The very chap I wanted!" laughed Uncle Wiggily. "Let me
-take your roller skates for the golden wolf! And you too, Nan!"
-
-"With pleasure," bleated Billie, shaking his horns. "I'll help you
-fasten them on."
-
-"Will the wolf bite?" asked Nannie, a bit timidly.
-
-"Of course not!" laughed Uncle Wiggily.
-
-So the roller skates were fastened on the paws of the golden, wooden
-wolf, and then, with a bit of wild grape vine for a rope, the gilded
-animal from the Red Riding Hood circus wagon was dragged through the
-woods to Uncle Wiggily's bungalow.
-
-There the savage creature, who couldn't bite even a lollypop stick, was
-placed in the hall near the front door.
-
-"Our friends will think us quite stylish like and proper," said Uncle
-Wiggily, admiring the wolf ornament.
-
-"Yes," agreed Nurse Jane. "As long as it doesn't scare any of the
-animal children it will be all right."
-
-But the animal children soon learned that the wolf was only made of
-gilded wood, and though his mouth was widely open, showing his sharp
-teeth, he could never, never bite them.
-
-One day, about a week after he had brought the gilded wolf to his
-bungalow, Uncle Wiggily was home all alone. Nurse Jane had gone to the
-movies, with Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck lady, and the bunny gentleman
-was just thinking of going to look for an adventure, or a piece of pie
-in the pantry, when, all of a sudden, there came a knock at his door.
-
-"That must be Nurse Jane," said Uncle Wiggily. "She is back a bit
-early, and has, I suppose, forgotten her key. I'll let her in."
-
-The bunny gentleman opened his bungalow door, but, instead of his
-muskrat lady housekeeper he saw the bad old Skeezicks.
-
-"Ah ha!" cried the Skeezicks. "I fooled you, didn't I? You thought I
-was Nurse Jane and you came to let me in! Now I'm going to nibble your
-ears! Ha! Ha!"
-
-Uncle Wiggily tried to shut the door, but the bad Skeezicks pushed his
-way in, and was just going to nibble the bunny's ears when, all of a
-sudden, the impolite Skee saw the golden wolf.
-
-Coming into the dark hall, as he did from the bright outdoors, the
-Skeezicks could not see that the wolf was not real. It looked so
-natural that the Skee stopped short and then he cried:
-
-"Oh, excuse me! Oh, I didn't know you were here, Mr. Wolf, or I never
-would have come in. You are going to nibble Uncle Wiggily's ears, I
-suppose. You have the first turn. Well, I'll nibble them some other
-time, when you have finished. Please excuse and don't bite me! I'll
-skip right long!"
-
-And with that, out of the door the Skeezicks jumped, never hurting the
-bunny gentleman at all.
-
-"Ha! Ha!" laughed Uncle Wiggily, as he closed the door. "The golden,
-wooden wolf did me a good turn after all! He scared away the Skeezicks.
-I'm glad the circus wolf lives in my bungalow!"
-
-And Nurse Jane said the same thing when she came home from the movies.
-
-So this teaches us that it is a good thing to have something of gold
-around the house, even if it is only a gold dollar.
-
-But now we have come to the end of this book. Not that Uncle Wiggily's
-adventures were over, for he had many more. But these are all I have
-room for here. Enough to say that the bunny rabbit lived happily for
-many, many years in his hollow stump bungalow in the woods, with Nurse
-Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy. And there you may, perhaps, see him some day.
-
-Who knows?
-
-+ADIEU+
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
-Transcriber's Note
-
-Obvious typographical and punctuation errors have been corrected.
-
-Blank pages have been removed.
-
-Character names vary from story to story and have been handled thus:
- Peetie Bow Wow was mis-spelled twice. These have been corrected
- Jackie is called Jackie Bow Wow in two places. These have been retained.
- Mr. Longears was referred to as Dr. Longears once. This has been corrected
- Billie was referred to as Billy in a caption. This has been retained
-
-Emphasised text is handled thus:
- _italic_
- +small capital+
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