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-I POSE
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-The Macmillan Company
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-I POSE
-
-by
-
-STELLA BENSON
-
-
-
-
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-
-New York
-The Macmillan Company
-1916
-All rights reserved
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-Copyright 1916
-by the Macmillan Company
-Set up and electrotyped. Published January, 1916.
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-
- My eyes are girt with outer mists,
- My ears sing shrill—and this I bless,
- My finger-nails do bite my fists
- In ecstasy of loneliness.
- This I intend, and this I want,—
- That, passing, you may only mark
- A dumb soul and its confidante
- Entombed together in the dark.
-
- The hoarse church-bells of London ring,
- The hoarser horns of London croak,
- The poor brown lives of London cling
- About the poor brown streets like smoke;
- The deep air stands above my roof,
- Like water to the floating stars;
- My Friend and I—we sit aloof,
- We sit and smile, and bind our scars.
-
- For you may wound and you may kill—
- It’s such a little thing to die—
- Your cruel God may work his will,
- We do not care—my Friend and I,—
- Though, at the gate of Paradise,
- Peter the Saint withhold his keys,
- My Friend and I—we have no eyes
- For Heaven ... or Hell ... or dreams like these....
-
-
-
-
- PREFACE
-
-
- Sometimes I pose, but sometimes I
- pose as posing.
-
-
-
-
- I POSE
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER I
-
-
-There was once a gardener. Not only was, but in all probability is, for
-as far as I know you may meet him to this day. There are no death-bed
-scenes in this book. The gardener was not the sort of person to bring a
-novel to a graceful climax by dying finally in an atmosphere of elevated
-immorality. He was extremely thin, but not in the least unhealthy. He
-never with his own consent ran any risk of sudden death. Nobody would
-ever try to introduce him into a real book, for he was in no way
-suitable. He was not a philosopher. Not an adventurer. Not a gay dog.
-Not lively: but he lived, and that at least is a great merit.
-
-In appearance the gardener was a fairly mediocre study in black and
-white. He had a white and wooden face, black hair as smooth as a wet
-seal’s back, thin arms and legs, and enormous hands and feet. He was not
-indispensable to any one, but he believed that he was a pillar
-supporting the world. It sometimes makes one nervous to reflect what
-very amateur pillars the world seems to employ.
-
-He lived in a boarding-house in Penny Street, W. A boarding-house is a
-place full of talk, it has as many eyes as a peacock, and ears to
-correspond. It is lamentably little, and yet impossible to ignore. It is
-not a dignified foundation for a pillar.
-
-The gardener was twenty-three. Twenty-three is said to be the prime of
-life by those who have reached so far and no farther. It shares this
-distinction with every age, from ten to three-score and ten.
-
-On the first of June, in his twenty-fourth year, the gardener broke his
-boot-lace. The remains of the catastrophe dangled from his hand. String
-was out of the question; one cannot be decent dressed in string, he
-thought, with that touch of exaggeration common to victims of disasters.
-The world was a sordid and sardonic master, there was no heart in the
-breast of Fate. He was bereft even of his dignity, there is no dignity
-in the death of a boot-lace. The gardener’s twenty-three years were
-stripped from him like a cloak. He felt little and naked.
-
-He was so busy with his emotions that he had forgotten that the door of
-his room was open.
-
-It was rather like the girl Courtesy to stand on the landing boldly
-staring in at a man sitting on his bedroom floor crushed by
-circumstances. She had no idea of what was fitting. Any other woman
-would have recognised the presence of despair, and would have passed by
-with head averted.
-
-But the girl Courtesy said, “Poor lamb, has it broken its boot-lace?”
-
-The gardener continued in silence to watch the strangling of his vanity
-by the corpse of the boot-lace. His chief characteristic was a whole
-heart in all that he did.
-
-A tear should have appeared in Courtesy’s eye at the sight of him. But
-it did not.
-
-“Give me the boot,” she said, advancing into the room in the most
-unwomanly manner. And she knotted the boot-lace with a cleverness so
-unexpected—considering the sort of girl she was—that the difference in
-its length was negligible, and the knot was hidden beneath the other
-lace.
-
-“Women have their uses,” thought the gardener. But the thought was
-short-lived, for Courtesy’s next remark was:
-
-“There, boy, run along and keep smilin’. Somebody loves you.” And she
-patted him on the cheek.
-
-Now it has been made clear that the gardener was a Man of Twenty-three.
-He turned his back violently on the woman, put on his boot, and walked
-downstairs bristling with dignity.
-
-The girl Courtesy not only failed to be cut to the heart by the silent
-rebuke, but she failed to realise that she had offended. She was rather
-fat, and rather obtuse. She was half an inch taller than the gardener,
-and half a dozen years older.
-
-The gardener’s indignation rode him downstairs. It spurred him to force
-his hat down on his head at a most unbecoming angle, it supplied the
-impetus for a passionate slamming of the door. But on the door-step it
-evaporated suddenly. It was replaced by a rosy and arresting thought.
-
-“Poor soul, she loves me,” said the gardener. He adjusted his hat, and
-stepped out into London, a breaker of hearts, a Don Juan, unconscious of
-his charm yet conscious of his unconsciousness. “Poor thing, poor
-thing,” he thought, and remembered with regret that Courtesy had not
-lost her appetite. On the contrary, she had been looking even plumper of
-late. But then Courtesy never quite played the game.
-
-“I begin to be appreciated,” reflected the gardener. “I always knew the
-world would find out some day....”
-
-The gardener was a dreamer of dreams, and a weaver of many theories. His
-theories were not even tangible enough to make a philosophy, yet against
-them he measured his world. And any shortcomings he placed to the
-world’s account. He wrapped himself in theories to such an extent that
-facts were crowded from his view, he posed until he lost himself in a
-wilderness of poses. He was not the victim of consistency, that most
-ambiguous virtue. The dense and godly wear consistency as a flower, the
-imaginative fling it joyfully behind them.
-
-Imagination seems to be a glory and a misery, a blessing and a curse.
-Adam, to his sorrow, lacked it. Eve, to her sorrow, possessed it. Had
-both been blessed—or cursed—with it, there would have been much keener
-competition for the apple.
-
-The million eyes of female London pricked the gardener, or so he
-imagined, as he threaded the Strand. He felt as if a glance from his eye
-was a blessing, and he bestowed it generously. The full blaze of it fell
-upon one particular girl as she walked towards him. She seemed to the
-gardener to be almost worthy. Her yellow hair suffered from Marcelle
-spasms at careful intervals of an inch and a half, every possible tooth
-enjoyed publicity. The gardener recognised a kindred soul. A certain
-shade of yellow hair always at this period thatched a kindred soul for
-the gardener.
-
-He followed the lady.
-
-He followed her even into the gaping jaws of an underground station.
-There she bought cigarettes at a tobacco stall.
-
-“She smokes,” thought the gardener. “This is life.”
-
-He went close to her while she paid. She was not in the least miserly of
-a certain cheap smell of violets. The gardener was undaunted.
-
-“Shall we take a taxi, Miss?” he suggested, his wide eager smile a
-trifle damped by self-consciousness. For this was his first attempt of
-the kind. “They say Kew is lovely just now.”
-
-It was his theory that spoke. In practice he had but threepence in his
-pocket.
-
-She replied, “Bless you, kid. Run ’ome to mammy, do.”
-
-Her voice sounded like the scent she wore. It had a hard tone which
-somehow brought the solitary threepence to mind.
-
-The gardener returned at great speed to Penny Street.
-
-It was lunch-time at Number Twenty-one. The eternal hash approached its
-daily martyrdom. Hash is a worthy thing, but it reminds you that you are
-not at the Ritz. There is nothing worse calculated to make you forget a
-lonely threepenny bit in your pocket.
-
-The gardener had a hundred a year. He was apparently the only person in
-London with a hundred a year, for wherever he went he always found
-himself the wealthiest person present. His friends gave his natural
-generosity a free rein. After various experiments in social economy, he
-found it cheapest to rid himself of the hundred a year immediately on
-its quarterly appearance, and live on his expectations for the rest of
-the time. There are drawbacks about this plan, as well as many
-advantages. But the gardener was a pillar, and he found it easier to
-support the world than to support himself.
-
-It was on this occasion that his neighbour at luncheon, unaware of his
-pillar-hood, asked him what he was doing for a living.
-
-“Living,” replied the gardener. He was not absolutely sure that it made
-sense, but it sounded epigrammatic. He was, in some lights, a shameless
-prig. But then one often is, if one thinks, at twenty-three.
-
-“It’s all living,” he continued to his neighbour. “It’s all life. Being
-out of a job is life. Being kicked is life. Starving’s life. Dying’s
-life.”
-
-The neighbour did not reply because he was busy eating. One had to keep
-one’s attention fixed on the food problem at 21 Penny Street. There was
-no time for epigrams. It was a case of the survival of the most silent.
-The gardener was very thin.
-
-The girl Courtesy, however, was one who could do two things at once. She
-could support life and impart information at the same time.
-
-“I do believe you talk for the sake of talking,” she said; and it was
-true. “How can dying be living?”
-
-It is most annoying to have the cold light of feminine logic turned on
-to an impromptu epigram. The gardener pushed the parsnips towards her as
-a hint that she was talking too much. But Courtesy had the sort of eye
-that sees no subtlety in parsnips. Her understanding was of the black
-and white type.
-
-“Death is the door to life,” remarked Miss Shakespeare, nailing down the
-golden opportunity with eagerness. 21 Penny Street very rarely gave Miss
-Shakespeare the satisfaction of such an opening. There was, however, a
-lamentable lack of response. The subject, which had been upheld contrary
-to the laws of gravitation, fell heavily to earth.
-
-“Is this your threepenny bit or mine?” asked the girl Courtesy. For that
-potent symbol, the victim of its owner’s absence of mind, in the course
-of violent exercise between the gardener’s plate and hers, had fallen
-into her lap.
-
-Whose idea was it to make money round? I sometimes feel certain I could
-control it better if it were square.
-
-“It is mine,” said the gardener, still posing as a philosopher. “A
-little splinter out of the brimstone lake. Feel it.”
-
-Courtesy smelt it without repulsion.
-
-“Talk again,” she said. “Where would you be without money?”
-
-“Where would I be without money? Where would I be without any of the
-vices? Singing in Paradise, I suppose.”
-
-“If I pocket this threepenny bit,” said Courtesy, that practical girl,
-“what will you say?”
-
-“Thank you—and good-bye,” replied the gardener. “It is my last link with
-the world.”
-
-Courtesy put it in her purse. “Good-bye,” she said. “So sorry you must
-go. Reserve a halo for me.”
-
-The gardener rose immediately and walked upstairs with decision into his
-bedroom, which, by some freak of chance, was papered blue to match his
-soul. It was indeed the anteroom of the gardener’s soul. Nightly he went
-through it into the palace of himself.
-
-He took out of it now his toothbrush, a change of raiment, and Hilda. It
-occurs to me that I have not yet mentioned Hilda. She was a nasturtium
-in a small pot.
-
-On his way downstairs he met Miss Shakespeare, who held the destinies of
-21 Penny Street, and did not hold with the gardener’s unexpected ways.
-
-“Your weekly account ...” she began.
-
-“I have left everything I have as hostages with fate,” said the
-gardener. “When I get tired of Paradise I’ll come back.”
-
-On the door-step he exclaimed, “I will be a merry vagabond,
-tra-la-la ...” and he stepped out transfigured—in theory.
-
-As he passed the dining-room window he caught sight of the red of
-Courtesy’s hair, as she characteristically continued eating.
-
-“An episode,” he thought. “Unscathed I pass on. And the woman, as women
-must, remains to weep and grow old. Courtesy, my little auburn lover, I
-have passed on—for ever.”
-
-But he had to return two minutes later to fetch a pocket-handkerchief
-from among the hostages. And Courtesy, as she met him in the hall,
-nodded in an unsuitably unscathed manner.
-
-The gardener walked, with Hilda in his hand. It became night.
-Practically speaking, it is of course impossible for night to occur
-within three paragraphs of luncheon-time. But actually the day is often
-to me as full of holes as a Gruyère cheese.
-
-To the gardener the beginnings of a walk which he felt sure must
-eventually find a place in history were torn ruthlessly out of his
-experience. He was thinking about red hair, and all things red.
-
-He hoped that Hilda, when she flowered, would be the exact shade of a
-certain head of hair he had lately seen.
-
-“Hoping and planning for Hilda like a mother-to-be,” he thought, but
-that pose was impossible to sustain.
-
-Red hair.
-
-He did not think of the girl Courtesy at all. Only her hair flamed in
-his memory. The remembrance of the rest of her was as faint and lifeless
-as a hairdresser’s dummy.
-
-It struck him that auburn, with orange lights in the sunlight, was the
-colour of heat, the colour of heaven, the colour of life and love. He
-looked round at the characteristic London female passer-by, the
-thin-breasted girl, with hair the colour of wet sand, and reflected that
-Woman is a much rarer creature than she appears to be.
-
-He recovered consciousness in Kensington Gardens at dusk. He remembered
-that he was a merry vagabond.
-
-“Tra-la-la ...” he sang as he passed a park-keeper.
-
-People in authority seem as a rule to be shy of the pose. The
-park-keeper was not exactly shy, but he made a murmured protest against
-the Tra-la-la, and saw the gardener to the gate with most offensive
-care.
-
-In theory the gardener spent the night at the Ritz. In practice he slept
-on the Embankment. He was a man of luck in little things, and the night
-was the first fine night for several weeks. The gardener followed the
-moon in its light fall across the sky. Several little stars followed it
-too, in and out of the small smiling clouds.
-
-The moon threaded its way in and out of the gardener’s small smiling
-dreams. Oh mad moon, you porthole, looking up into a fantastic Paradise!
-
-The gardener did not dream of red hair. That subject was exhausted.
-
-When an undecided sun blinked through smoked glasses at the Thames, and
-at the little steamers sleeping with their funnels down like sea-gulls
-on the water with their heads under their wings, the gardener rose. He
-had a bath and a shave—in theory—and walked southward. Tra-la-la.
-
-He walked very fast when he got beyond the tramways, but after a while a
-woman who was walking behind him caught him up. Women are apt to get
-above themselves in these days, I think.
-
-“I’m going to walk with you,” said the woman.
-
-“Why?” asked the gardener, who spent some ingenuity in saying the thing
-that was unexpected, whether possible or impossible.
-
-“Because you’re carrying that flower-pot,” replied the woman. “It’s such
-absurd sort of luggage to be taking on a journey.”
-
-“How do you know I’m going on a journey?” asked the gardener, astonished
-at meeting his match. “By the expression of your heels.”
-
-The gardener could think of nothing more apt to say than “Tra-la-la ...”
-so he said it, to let her know that he was a merry vagabond.
-
-The woman was quite plain, and therefore worthy only of invisibility in
-the eyes of a self-respecting young man. She had the sort of hair that
-plays truant over the ears, but has not vitality enough to do it
-prettily. Her complexion was not worthy of the name. Her eyes made no
-attempt to redeem her plainness, which is the only point of having eyes
-in fiction. Her only outward virtue was that she did not attempt to
-dress as if she were pretty. And even this is not a very attractive
-virtue.
-
-She carried a mustard-coloured portmanteau.
-
-“I know what you are,” said the gardener. “You are a suffragette, going
-to burn a house down.”
-
-The woman raised her eyebrows.
-
-“How curious of you!” she said. “You are perfectly right. Votes for
-women!”
-
-“Tra-la-la ...” sang the gardener wittily.
-
-(You need not be afraid. There is not going to be so very much about the
-cause in this book.)
-
-They walked some way in silence. The gardener, of course, shared the
-views of all decent men on this subject. One may virtuously destroy life
-in a good cause, but to destroy property is a heinous crime, whatever
-its motive.
-
-(Yes, I know that made you tremble, but there are not many more
-paragraphs of it.)
-
-Presently they passed a car, pillowed against a grassy bank. Its
-attitude, which looked depressed, was not the result of a catastrophe,
-but of a picnic. In the meadow, among the buttercups, could be seen four
-female hats leaning together over a little square meal set forth in the
-grass.
-
-“Look,” said the suffragette, in a voice thin with scorn.
-
-The gardener looked, but could see nothing that aroused in him a horror
-proportionate to his companion’s tone.
-
-“Listen,” said the suffragette half an octave higher.
-
-The gardener listened. But all he heard was, “Oh, my dear, it was too
-killing....”
-
-Then, because the chauffeur on the bank paused in mid-sandwich, as if
-about to rebuke their curiosity, they walked on.
-
-“One is born a woman,” said the suffragette. “A woman in her
-sphere—which is the home. One starts by thinking of one’s dolls, later
-one thinks about one’s looks, and later still about one’s clothes. But
-nobody marries one. And then one finds that one’s sphere—which is the
-home—has been a prison all along. Has it ever struck you that the
-tragedy of a woman’s life is that she has time to think—she can think
-and organise her sphere at the same time. Her work never lets her get
-away from herself. I tell you I have cried with disgust at the sound of
-my own name—I won’t give it to you, but it might as well be Jane Brown.
-I have gasped appalled at the banality of my Sunday hat. Yet I kept
-house excellently. And now I have run away, I am living a wide and
-gorgeous life of unwomanliness. I am trying to share your simplest
-privilege—the privilege you were born to through no merit of your own,
-you silly little boy—the privilege of having interests as wide as the
-world if you like, and of thinking to some purpose about England’s
-affairs. My England. Are you any Englisher than I?”
-
-“You are becoming incoherent,” said the gardener. “You are enjoying a
-privilege which you do not share with me—the privilege of becoming
-hysterical in public and yet being protected by the law. You are a
-woman, and goodness knows that is privilege enough. It covers everything
-except politics. Also you have wandered from the point, which at one
-time appeared to be a picnic.”
-
-(Courage. There is only a little more of this. But you must allow the
-woman the privilege of the last word. It is always more dignified to
-allow her what she is perfectly certain to take in any case.)
-
-“The picnic was an example of that sphere of which ‘Oh, my dear, too
-killing ...’ is the motto. You educate women—to that. I might have been
-under one of those four hats—only I’m not pretty enough. You have done
-nothing to prevent it. I might have been an ‘Oh, my dear’ girl, but
-thank heaven I’m an incendiary instead.”
-
-That was the end of that argument. The gardener could not reply as his
-heart prompted him, because the arguments that pressed to his lips were
-too obvious.
-
-Obviousness was the eighth deadly sin in his eyes. He would have agreed
-with the Devil rather than use the usual arguments in favour of virtue.
-That was his one permanent pose.
-
-A little way off, on a low green hill, the suffragette pointed out the
-home of a scion of sweated industry, the house she intended to burn
-down. High trees bowed to each other on either side of it, and a little
-chalky white road struggled up to its door through fir plantations, like
-you or me climbing the world for a reward we never see.
-
-“I’m sorry,” said the gardener. “I love a house that looks up as that
-one does. I don’t like them when they sit conceitedly surveying their
-‘well-timbered acres’ under beetle brows that hide the sky. Don’t burn
-it. Look at it, holding up its trees like green hands full of
-blessings.”
-
-“In an hour or two the smoke will stand over it like a tree—like a
-curse....”
-
-When they parted the gardener liked her a little because she was on the
-wrong side of the law. There is much more room for the wind to blow and
-the sun to shine beyond the pale—or so it seems to the gardener and me
-standing wistful and respectable inside. It is curious to me that one of
-the few remaining illusions of romance should cling to a connection with
-that most prosy of all institutions—the law.
-
-I forgot to mention that the gardener borrowed a shilling from the
-suffragette, thus rashly forming a new link with the world in place of
-the one he had relinquished to the girl Courtesy. The worst of the world
-is that it remains so absurdly conservative, and rudely ignores our
-interesting changes of pose and of fantasy. I have been known to crave
-for a penny bun in the middle of a visit from my muse, and that is not
-my fault, but Nature’s, who created appetites and buns for the common
-herd, and refused to adapt herself to my abnormal psychology.
-
-It was interesting to the gardener to see how easily the suffragette
-parted with such an important thing as a shilling. Superfluity is such
-an incredible thing to the hungry. The suffragette gave Holloway Gaol as
-her permanent address.
-
-Thus accidentally bribed, the gardener, feasting on a cut from the joint
-in the next village, refrained from discussing women, their rights or
-wrongs, or their local intentions, with the village policeman. “She
-won’t really dare do it,” he thought.
-
-(I may here add that I was not asked by a militant society to write this
-book. I am writing it for your instruction and my own amusement.)
-
-The gardener did not sleep under a hedge as all merry vagabonds
-do—(Tra-la-la)—but he slept in the very middle of a large field, much to
-the surprise of the cows. One or two of these coffee-coloured matrons
-awoke him at dawn by means of an unwinking examination that would have
-put a lesser man out of countenance. But the gardener, as becomes a man
-attacked by the empty impertinences of females, turned the other way and
-presently slept again.
-
-He washed next morning near to where the cows drank. He had no soap and
-the cows had no tumblers,—nothing could have been more elemental than
-either performance.
-
-“I am very near to the heart of nature—tra-la-la,” trilled the gardener.
-But the heart of nature eludes him who tries to measure the distance.
-The only beat that the gardener heard was the soft thud of his own feet
-along the thick dust of the highway.
-
-About the next day but one he came to a place where the scenery changed
-its mind abruptly, flung buttercups and beeches behind it, and drew over
-its shoulders the sombre cloak of heather and pines.
-
-Under an unremarkable pine tree, listening to the impatient summons of
-the woodpecker (who, I think, is the feathered soul of the foolish
-virgin outside the bridegroom’s door), sat a man. He was so fair that he
-might as well have been white-haired. His eyes were like two copper
-sequins set between white lashes, beneath white brows, in a white face.
-His lips were very red, and if he had seemed more detached and less
-friendly, he would have looked like harlequin. But he rose from his seat
-on the pine needles, and came towards the gardener, as though he had
-been waiting for him.
-
-The gardener steeled himself against the stranger’s first word, fearing
-lest he should say, “What a glorious day!”
-
-But the stranger, making a spasmodic attempt to remove a hat which had
-been left at home, said, “My name is Samuel Rust, a hotel-keeper. Won’t
-you come and look at my place?”
-
-It was impossible for the gardener to do otherwise, for Mr. Samuel
-Rust’s place framed itself in a gap in the woods to the right, and was
-introduced by a wave of its owner’s hand.
-
-“What a red place!” said the gardener.
-
-“Of course. No other name is possible for it,” said Mr. Rust.
-
-The house was built of red brick that had much tangerine colour in it.
-The flowering heather surged to its very door-step. And thick around it
-the slim pine tree-trunks shot up, like flame, whispered flame.
-
-The gardener smiled at it. If only Hilda might be the colour of those
-tree-trunks when she flowered.
-
-Mr. Rust acknowledged the smile in the name of his red place. “It’s
-an—inoffensive little hole,” he said.
-
-What he meant was of course, “It’s a perfectly exquisite spot.” What is
-becoming of our old eloquence and enthusiasm? The full-blooded
-conventions are dying, and we have already replaced them by a code of
-shadows. But whether the life beneath the code is as vivid as ever,
-remains to be seen. I think myself that manners are changing, but not
-man. In all probability we shall live to greet the day when “fairly
-decent” will express the most ecstatic degree of rapture.
-
-The gardener was not intentionally modern. It is the tendency of his
-generation to be modern—it is difficult to believe that it has been the
-tendency of every generation from the prehistoric downwards. And it was
-the gardener’s ambition to walk in the opposite direction to the
-tendency of his generation. He shared the common delusion that by
-walking apart he could be unique. This arises from the divine fallacy
-that man makes man, that he has the making of himself in his own hands.
-
-I am glad that I share this pathetic illusion with my gardener.
-
-So, as he thought the Red Place very beautiful, he said, “I think it is
-very beautiful.”
-
-But even so he was not sincere throughout. He posed even in his honesty.
-For he posed purposely as an honest man.
-
-Of course you know that one of the most effective poses is to pose as
-one who never poses. A rough diamond with a heart of gold.
-
-The first moment Mr. Samuel Rust heard the gardener say Tra-la-la he
-ceased to have a doubt as to the species of citadel he had invaded.
-
-“You are one of these insouciant wanderers, what?” he suggested. “A
-light-hearted genius going to make a fortune grow out of the twopence in
-your pocket. You got yourself out of a book. I think your sort make your
-hearts light by blowing them up with gas.”
-
-True to his code, he then feared that he had spoken with insufficient
-mediocrity, and blushed. A small circular patch of red, like a rose,
-appeared high up on either cheek, suddenly bringing the rest of his face
-into competition with his vivid lips.
-
-“You are wrong about the twopence,” said the gardener, “I have three
-halfpence.”
-
-“Come and see my Red Place,” said Mr. Rust. “That is, if you’re not
-bored.”
-
-Boredom and the gardener were strangers. One can never be bored if one
-is always busy creating oneself with all the range of humanity as model.
-
-“This is an hotel,” said the owner, as they approached the door. “It is
-my hotel, and it promised to make my fortune. So far it has confined
-itself to costing a fortune. When I remind it of its promise it puts its
-tongue in its cheek—what?”
-
-The northern side of the Red Place was quite different in character from
-the side which first smiled on the gardener. This was because one
-essential detail was lacking—the heather. Fire had passed over the
-little space at some recent date in its sleepy history, and had left it
-sinister. Tortured roots and branches appealed from the black ground to
-a blue heaven. The surrounding pine trees, with their feet charred and
-blistered, and their higher limbs still fiercely red, still looked like
-flames now turned into pillars of delight in answer to the prayer of the
-beseeching heather.
-
-“Is there anybody in your hotel?” asked the gardener, smoothing his hair
-hopefully—the young man’s invariable prelude to romance.
-
-“Nobody, except the gods,” replied the host. “We sit here waiting, the
-divine and I. There is a blessing on the place, and I intend to make
-money out of it. You can see for yourself how wonderfully good it is. If
-people knew of the peace and the delight.... The table is excellent
-too—I am the chef as well as the proprietor. Our terms are most
-moderate.”
-
-“All the same you need advertisement,” said the gardener, who, in
-unguarded moments, was more modern than he knew. “I can imagine most
-sensational advertising of a place with such a pronounced blessing on
-it. Buy up the front page of the _Daily Mail_, and let’s compose a
-series of splashes.”
-
-“I am penniless,” began Mr. Rust dramatically, and interrupted himself.
-“A slight tendency towards financial inadequacy—what?”
-
-“I have three halfpence,” said the gardener, but not hopefully.
-
-“Come in for the night,” begged the host. “I have twelve bedrooms for
-you to sleep in, and three bathrooms tiled in red. Terms a halfpenny,
-_tout compris_.”
-
-“Tra-la-la ...” trilled the gardener, for as he followed his host the
-heather tingled and tossed beneath his feet, and the gods came out to
-meet him with a red welcome.
-
-“You have nothing to do—what?” said Mr. Samuel Rust, when they were
-sitting in the high russet hall.
-
-“We-ll ...” answered the gardener, feeling that the suggestion of
-failure lurked there. “I am a rover, you know. Busy roving.”
-
-“To say that shows you haven’t roved sixty miles yet. When you’ve roved
-six hundred you’ll see there’s nothing to be got out of roving. When
-you’ve roved six thousand you’ll join the Travellers’ Club and be glad
-it’s all over.”
-
-“Six thousand miles ...” said the gardener, as if it were a prayer. His
-heart looked and leapt towards the long, crowded perspective that those
-words hinted.
-
-“You’ve never been to sea,” continued Mr. Samuel. And the gardener
-discovered with a jerk that he was a blue man born for the sea, and that
-he had never yet felt the swing of blue water beneath his feet.
-
-“No,” he said, “I believe I must go there now.”
-
-And he jumped to his feet.
-
-“If you stay here for the night,” said Mr. Rust, “to-morrow I’ll suggest
-to you something that—may possibly interest you to some slight extent.”
-
-With a clumsy blood-red pottery candlestick, which was so careless in
-detail as to seem to be the unconscious production of a drunken
-master-potter, the gardener found his room.
-
-(I know it is a shock to you to find it bedtime at this point, but the
-gardener and I forgot to notice those parts of the day which I have not
-mentioned.)
-
-He dreamt of red hair, redder than natural, as red as a sunset, seen at
-close quarters from Paradise. At midnight he awoke, in the clutch of
-perfectly irrelevant thoughts.
-
-The room was a velvet cube, with the window plastered at one side of it,
-a spangled square. And the silken moonlight was draped across the floor.
-
-“I am myself,” said the gardener. “I am my world. Nothing matters except
-me. I am the creator and the created.”
-
-With which happy thought he returned to sleep again.
-
-The Red Place lost its flame-like life at night. Night, that blind
-angel, has no dealings with colour, and turns even the auburn of the
-pine-trunks to cold silver. But before the gardener awoke again, the sun
-had roused the gods of the place to discover the theft of their red
-gold, and to replace it.
-
-The gardener, as he trilled like a lark in one of the red-tiled
-bathrooms, was suddenly reminded that he was a merry vagabond.
-
-“I must disappear,” he thought. “No true vagabond ever says, ‘Good-bye,
-and thank you for my pleasant visit.’”
-
-So he prepared to disappear. From his bedroom window he could see, as he
-dressed, the pale head of Mr. Samuel Rust on a far fir-crowned slope,
-looking away over the green land towards London, waiting, side by side
-with the divine.
-
-The gardener took three slices of dry bread from the breakfast which
-waited expectantly on a table in the hall, and went out. But under a
-gorse bush amongst the heather, he found some tiny scarlet flowers. He
-picked two or three, and returning put them on the breakfast plate of
-Mr. Samuel Rust. He put a halfpenny there too.
-
-“Very vagabondish—tra-la-la ...” he murmured tunefully, and studied the
-infinitesimal effect with his head on one side.
-
-Then he disappeared. He did it straightforwardly along the open road, as
-the best vagabonds do, and he was pleased with his fidelity to the part.
-
-Presently he recalled for the first time Mr. Samuel Rust’s promise of a
-happy suggestion for that morning. For a moment he wondered, for a
-second he regretted, but he posed as being devoid of curiosity. This is
-a good pose, for in time it comes true. It eventually withers the little
-silly tentacles which at first it merely ignores. Curiosity needs food
-as much as any of us, and dies soon if denied it. And I am glad, for it
-seems to me that curiosity and spite are very closely akin, and that
-spite is very near to the bottom of the pit.
-
-The memory of Mr. Rust’s remark, however, kept the gardener for some
-moments busy being incurious. He was not altogether successful in his
-pose, for when the pallid owner of the Red Place stepped out of a
-thicket in front of him, he thought with a secret quiver, “Now I shall
-know what it was....”
-
-“Taking a morning walk—what?” remarked Mr. Rust, achieving his ambition,
-the commonplace, for once in perfection.
-
-“No,” replied the gardener (one who never told a lie unless he was
-posing as a liar), “I was leaving you. I have left a smile of thanks and
-a halfpenny on your plate. You know I’m a rover, an incurable vagabond,
-and my fraternity never disappears in an ordinary way in the station
-fly.”
-
-It is rather tiresome to have to explain one’s poses. It is far worse
-than having to explain one’s witticisms, and that is bad enough.
-
-“Come back to breakfast,” said Samuel. “I can let you into a much more
-paying concern than vagabondage.”
-
-It is not in the least impressive to disappear by brute force in public,
-so the gardener turned back.
-
-The gods did not run out to meet the returning vagabond, as they had run
-out to meet him arriving. The gardener did not look for them. He was too
-much occupied in thinking of small cramping things like “paying
-concerns.” The expression sounded to him like a foggy square room
-papered in a drab marbled design.
-
-“A paying concern does not interest me at all,” he said, feeling rather
-noble.
-
-“It won’t as long as you’re a merry vagabond. But your situation as such
-is not permanent, I think. Wouldn’t you like to go and strike attitudes
-upon the sea?”
-
-The gardener was intensely interested in what followed.
-
-Mr. Samuel Rust was penniless, owing, as he frankly admitted, to
-propensities which he shared with the common sieve. But in other
-directions he was well supplied with blessings. He had, for instance, a
-mother. And the mother—well, you know, she managed to scrape along on
-nine thousand a year—what? The said mother, excellent woman though she
-was, had refused to finance the Red Place. She had not come within the
-radius of its blessing. She had no idea that it was under the direct
-patronage of the gods, and that it promised a fortune in every facet.
-Samuel had explained these facts to her, but she had somehow gathered
-the impression that he was not unbiassed. In her hand she held the life
-of the Red Place, and at present held it checked. A little money for
-advertisement, a few hundred pounds to set the heart of the place
-beating, and Samuel Rust saw himself a successful man, standing with his
-gods on terms of equality. But his mother had become inaccessible, she
-had in fact become so wearied by the conversation of Samuel upon the
-subject that she had made arrangements to emigrate to Trinity Islands,
-somewhere on the opposite side of the world.
-
-“And what is it to do with me?” asked the gardener, who suffered from
-the drawbacks of his paramount virtue, enthusiasm, and never could wait
-for the end of anything. “Do you want me to turn into an unscrupulous
-rogue and dog her footsteps because——”
-
-“You can have scruples or not as you choose,” said Mr. Rust. “But rogue
-is a word that exasperates me. It’s much the same as ‘naughty-naughty,’
-and that is worse than wickedness. The wicked live on brimstone, which
-is at least honest; but the naughty-naughty play with it, which is
-irreverent. With or without your scruples, armed only with the blessing
-and the promise of this place, I want you to cross the Atlantic on the
-_Caribbeania_ with my mother, and tell her what it is the gods and I are
-waiting for. That is—just try and talk the old lady round—don’t you
-know. Any old twaddle would do—what?”
-
-The gardener produced two halfpennies, one of which he placed on each
-knee.
-
-“And the fare first-class is ...” he said.
-
-“I have a cousin whose only virtue is that he occasionally serves the
-purpose of coin,” said Mr. Rust. “That is—I know a fellow I can bleed to
-a certain extent—what? He is the son of—well, a middling K-nut at the
-top of the shipping tree—what?”
-
-The gardener had visions of an unscrupulous rogue, neatly packed into a
-crate labelled champagne, being smuggled on board the _Caribbeania_.
-Truly the pose had possibilities. The affair was, however, vague at
-present, and the gardener retained, whatever the rôle he was playing, an
-accurate mind and a profound respect for the exactness of words.
-
-“Will he stow me away?” he asked.
-
-“Not in the way you mean. But there’ll be room for you on the
-_Caribbeania_. Come down to Southampton with me now. There’s a train at
-noon.”
-
-“I have my own feet, and a good white road,” replied the gardener in a
-poetic voice. “I’ll join you in Southampton this evening.”
-
-“It’s thirty-five miles,” said Mr. Rust. “And the boat sails to-morrow
-morning. However.... We haven’t discussed the business side of the
-affair yet.”
-
-“And we never will. I’ll take my payment out in miles—an excellent
-currency.”
-
-In spite of the distance of his destination, the gardener stood by his
-determination to go by road. A friendly farmer’s cart may always be
-depended on to assist the pose of a vagabond. It would have been
-extremely hackneyed to approach the opening door of life by train. So he
-left his blessing with the Red Place, and shook the hand of its white
-master, and set his face towards the sea.
-
-It was still early. The sun had set the long limbs of the tree-shadows
-striding about the woods; the gorse, a tamed expression of flame, danced
-in the yellow heat; the heather pressed like a pigmy army bathed in
-blood about the serene groups of pines. There was great energy abroad,
-which kept the air a-tingle. The gardener almost pranced along.
-
-Presently he came to a woman seated by the roadside engrossed in a box
-of matches.
-
-“You again,” said the gardener to the suffragette, for he recognised her
-by her hat. There was a bunch of promiscuous flowers attached to her
-hat. They were of an unsuitable colour, and looked as though they had
-taken on their present situation as an after-thought, when the hat was
-already well advanced in years. _A mariage de convenance._
-
-“Have you any matches?” was the suffragette’s characteristic reply.
-
-“I never give away my matches to people with political opinions without
-making the fullest enquiries,” replied the gardener. “People are not
-careful enough about the future morals of their innocent matches in
-these days.”
-
-Forgetting the thirty-five miles, he sat down on the bank beside her,
-and began to refresh Hilda by splashing the water into her pot out of a
-tiny heathery stream that explored the roadside ditch.
-
-“I can supply you with all particulars at once,” said the suffragette in
-a businesslike voice. “I am going to burn down a little red empty hotel
-that stands in the woods behind you. There is only one man in charge.”
-
-“You are not,” said the gardener, descending suddenly to unfeigned
-sincerity.
-
-“Certainly it is not the home of an Anti,” continued the suffragette,
-ignoring his remark. “At least as far as I know. But you never can tell.
-A Cabinet Minister might want to come and stay there any time; there are
-good golf-links. I had hoped that the last affair, the burning of West
-Grove—a most successful business—would have been my last protest for the
-present. I meant to be arrested, and spend a month or two at the not
-less important work of setting the teeth of the Home Office on edge. But
-the police are disgracefully lax in this part of the world, and though I
-left several clues and flourished my portmanteau in three neighbouring
-villages, nothing happened. I do not like to give myself up, it is so
-inartistic, and people are apt to translate it as a sign of repentance.
-But the little hotel is a splendid opportunity.”
-
-One of the drawbacks of posing yourself is that you are apt to become a
-little blind to the poses of others. Also you must remember that women,
-and especially rebellious women, were an unexplored continent to the
-gardener.
-
-“You are not going to take advantage of the opportunity,” said the
-gardener, refreshing Hilda so violently that she stood up to her knees
-in water.
-
-“I’ve heard the caretaker is constantly out ...” went on the
-suffragette.
-
-“Possibly,” admitted the gardener. “But if the house were twenty times
-alone, you should not light a match within a mile of it. How dare
-you—you a great strong woman—to take advantage of the weak gods who
-can’t defend themselves.”
-
-The great strong woman crinkled her eyes at him. She was absurdly small
-and thin.
-
-“Well, if you won’t lend me any matches, I shall have to try and do with
-the three I have. I am going to reconnoitre. Good-morning.”
-
-There is nothing so annoying as to have one’s really impressive remarks
-absolutely ignored. I myself can bear a great deal of passing over. You
-may with advantage fail to see my complexion and the cut of my clothes;
-you may be unaware of the colour of my eyes without offending me; I do
-not care if you never take the trouble to depress your eyes to my feet
-to see if I take twos or sevens; you may despise my works of art—which
-have no value except in the eyes of my relations; you may refuse to read
-my writings—which have no value in any eyes but my own,—all these things
-you may do and still retain my respect, but when I speak you must listen
-to what I say. If you don’t, I hate you.
-
-The gardener felt like this, and the retreating form of the suffragette
-became hateful to him. Somehow delightfully hateful.
-
-“Come back,” he shouted, but incredible though it may seem, the woman
-shrugged one shoulder at him, and walked on towards the Red Place.
-
-It was most undignified, the gardener had to run after her to enforce
-his will. He arrived by her side breathless, with his face the colour of
-a slightly anæmic beetroot. It is very wrong of women to place their
-superiors in such unsuperior positions.
-
-I hope I do not strike you as indulging my suffragettism at the expense
-of the gardener. I am very fond of him myself, and because that is so,
-his conceit seems to me to be one of his principal charms. There is
-something immorally attractive in a baby vice that makes one’s heart
-smile.
-
-The gardener closed his hand about the suffragette’s thin arm.
-
-“You will force me to take advantage of my privilege,” he said, and
-looked at his own enormous hand.
-
-The suffragette stood perfectly still, looking in the direction she
-wanted to go.
-
-“Turn back,” said the gardener. But she made a sudden passionate effort
-to twist her arm out of his grasp. It was absurd, and very nearly
-successful, like several things that women do.
-
-The gardener’s heart grew black. There seemed nothing to be done. No end
-could be imagined to the incident. His blue sea future dissolved. He
-pictured himself standing thus throughout eternity, with his hand closed
-around the little splinter of life she called her arm. Time seemed to
-pass so slowly that in a minute he found he knew her looks by heart. And
-yet he was not weary of them. I suppose the feeling he found in himself
-was due to a certain reaction from the exalted incident of the blue and
-golden young lady who had divined the loneliness of the threepenny bit.
-For he discovered that he did not so very much mind hair that had but
-little colour in it, and that he found attractive a pointed chin, and an
-under lip that was the least trifle more out-thrust than its fellow.
-
-“Do you know why I want to stop you?” he said at last.
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“Why?”
-
-“Because you are not a woman, and don’t understand.”
-
-“Because I am a man, and I understand.”
-
-She was silent.
-
-“Do you know what I mean?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“You don’t. I mean that I am a man, and I am not going to let you go,
-because you must come with me to the uttermost ends of the earth.”
-
-“Why?”
-
-“Because I love the shape of your face, you dear little thing.”
-
-The gods should not be disturbed. Also there was something very potent
-in the impotent trembling of her arm.
-
-There was an unnaturally long pause. Then she turned round.
-
-“Let us discuss this matter,” she said, and gave him her portmanteau to
-carry. The gardener loosed her arm and walked beside her. Silence and a
-distance of a yard and a half were maintained between them for some way.
-
-The gardener was gazing in blank astonishment at that ass, the gardener
-of three minutes ago. Into what foolery had he not plunged?
-
-If I could always be the Woman I Am, I should be a most rational and
-successful creature. It is the Woman I Was who makes a fool of me, and
-leaves me nervous as to the possible behaviour of the Woman I Shall Be.
-
-There was something in the way the suffragette’s neck slipped loosely
-into her collar which took a little of the sting out of the gardener’s
-regrets. But the little plain eyes of her, and the aggressive manners of
-her, and the misguided morals of her—that was the sequence in which the
-gardener’s thoughts fell into line.
-
-As for the suffragette, her heart, in defiance of anatomy, had gone to
-her head, and was thundering rhythmically there. She was despising
-herself passionately, and congratulating herself passionately. How
-grand—she thought: how contemptible—she thought. For she was a world’s
-worker, a wronged unit seeking rights, a co-heritor of the splendour of
-the earth, a challenger, a warrior. And now, quite suddenly, she
-discovered a fact the existence of which she had seldom, even in weak
-moments, suspected. She found that—taken off her guard—she was a young
-woman of six-and-twenty.
-
-“How laughable,” she thought—and did not laugh—“I’m as bad as the ‘Oh my
-dear’ girls.”
-
-“Now,” she said at last, “what did you mean by that?”
-
-“Only that you look like a good friend,” replied the gardener, who, poor
-vagabond, was blushing furiously. “Mightn’t we be friends?”
-
-“I am a friend to women,” said the suffragette slowly. “I’m a lover of
-women. But never of men. I wouldn’t stir an inch out of my way for a
-man. Unless I wanted to.”
-
-“And do you want to?”
-
-She looked at the gardener’s profile with the eyes of the newly
-discovered young woman of six-and-twenty. Hitherto she had seen him only
-with the militant eyes of armed neutrality. She looked at the rather
-pleasing restlessness of his eyes, and the high tilt of his head. His
-eyes were not dark with meaning, as the eyes of heroes of novels should
-be, they were light and quick. The black pupils looked out fierce and
-sharp, like the pupils of a cat, which flash like black sparks out of
-the twilight of its soul. The gardener’s eyes actually conveyed little,
-but they looked like blinds, barely concealing something of great value.
-
-Presently the suffragette said: “Can you imagine what you feel like if
-you had been running in a race, and you had believed you were winning.
-The rest were miles behind wasting their breath variously; and then
-suddenly your eyes were opened, and you saw that you had been running
-outside the ropes of the course, for you were never given the chance to
-enter for the competition.”
-
-“Good,” said the gardener enthusiastically. “So you’re tired of running
-to no purpose, and you’re coming back to the starting-place to begin
-again.”
-
-“No,” said the suffragette, as firmly as though she had the muscular
-supremacy and could start back that moment to pit her three matches
-against the gods. “Never. There’s no such thing as running to no
-purpose. It’s excellent exercise—running, but I’ll never run with the
-crowd. There are much better things than winning the prize. There’s more
-of everything out here—more air, more light, more comedy, more tragedy.
-Also I get there first, you know. When you get the law-abider and the
-church-goer in a crowd, they increase its moral tone, but they lessen
-its power of covering the ground.”
-
-“Personally I never was inside,” said the gardener, who had a natural
-preference for talking about himself. “But then I am building a path of
-my own.”
-
-“Anyway, what did you mean originally?”
-
-The gardener blushed again. He showered reproaches on himself. “Only
-that we might walk into Southampton as friends. And if we liked it....
-Besides I owe you a shilling, and you’d better keep an eye on your
-financial interests. My boat sails to-morrow. You know, it is a nice
-shock to me to find that a militant suffragette is human at all. When I
-held your arm, I was surprised to find it was not iron.”
-
-“Did you say your boat sailed to-morrow?”
-
-“I should have said, ‘Our boat sails to-morrow.’”
-
-“There’s no time to walk. We’ll hire a car in Aldershot.”
-
-So at sunset, side by side, they arrived in sight of Southampton’s
-useful but hackneyed sheet of water.
-
-Even then they had no plans. In youth one likes the feeling of standing
-on empty air with a blank in front of one.
-
-The suffragette paid for the car without question. “I am quite well
-off,” she excused herself, as they traversed the smug and comfortless
-suburbs of the town. “Has that shilling I lent you to invest brought in
-any interest?”
-
-“I hate money,” posed the gardener; “but I have a profession, you know.
-I am a gardener.”
-
-“And where is your garden?”
-
-“I have two. This is one”—and he held up Hilda, who was looking rather
-round-shouldered owing to the exertions and emotions of the day—“and the
-world is the other. It also happens that I have had three months’
-training in a horticultural college.”
-
-The gardener did not talk like this naturally, any more than you or I
-do. But in addition to his many other poses he posed as being unique.
-Unfortunately there is nothing entirely unique except insanity. Of
-course there are better things than insanity. On the other hand, it is
-rather vulgar to be perfectly sane.
-
-The suffragette went to an hotel, and the gardener went to meet Mr.
-Samuel Rust at their appointed meeting-place.
-
-Mr. Rust looked even more colourless against the brownness of the town
-than he had seemed against the redness of his place. He wore town
-clothes, too, and one noticed them, which is what one does not do with a
-well-dressed man. The ideal, of course, is to look as if the Almighty
-made you to fit your clothes. There are a great many unfortunates whose
-appearance persists in confessing the truth—that the tailor made their
-clothes to fit them.
-
-Mr. Samuel Rust, however, was not self-conscious. He escaped that
-pitfall, but left other people to be conscious of his appearance for
-him.
-
-“Come along,” he said, skipping up to the gardener like a goat, or like
-a little hill. “I’ve sounded my cousin on the telephone, and the outlook
-is not otherwise than middling hopeful. He’s promised, in fact, to ship
-you on board the _Caribbeania_. The question is—what as? What can you
-do?”
-
-“I am a gardener—in theory.”
-
-“Unfortunately only facts are shipped on Abel’s line.”
-
-“Then all is over. For I am just a sheaf of theories held together by a
-cage of bones. There is no fact in me at all.”
-
-“Don’t be humble. It’s waste of time in such a humiliating world.”
-
-“I’m not humble”—the gardener indignantly repudiated the suggestion.
-“I’m proud of being what I am. I am more than worthy of the
-_Caribbeania_.”
-
-“Then come and prove it,” said Mr. Rust, and dragged the gardener
-passionately down the street.
-
-The gardener found himself placed on the door-step of an aspiring corner
-house. Mr. Samuel Rust stood on a lower step with his back to the door.
-It is part of the code of shadows to pretend, when you have rung the
-bell, that you do not care whether the door is opened or not.
-
-The gardener, following the code of the socially simple, stood with his
-nose nearly touching the knocker, and his eyes glued to the spot where
-the head of the servant might be expected to appear. It therefore
-devolved on him to draw Mr. Rust’s attention to the eventual appearance
-of a black-frocked white-capped answer to his summons.
-
-“Ah!” exclaimed Samuel, “Mr. Abel in?”
-
-The maid, with fine dramatic feeling, stepped aside, thus opening up a
-vista, at the end of which could be seen Mr. Abel advancing with both
-hands outstretched.
-
-When people shake hands with both their hands and both their eyes and
-all their teeth, and with much writhing of the lips, you at once know
-something fairly important about them. They have acquired the letter of
-enthusiasm without its spirit, and their effect on the really
-enthusiastic is like the effect of artificial light and heat on a flower
-that needs the sun.
-
-The gardener became as though he were not there. All that he vouchsafed
-to leave at Mr. Rust’s side in the library of Mr. Abel was a white and
-sleepy-looking young man, standing on one fourteen-inch foot while the
-other carefully disarranged the carpet edge. The gardener was not shy,
-though on such occasions he looked silly. He was really encrusted in
-himself; loftily superior to Mr. Abel and his like he hung, levitated by
-the medium of his own conceit, at a level far above Mr. Abel’s
-house-top.
-
-Fortunately Mr. Abel and Mr. Rust both took his aloofness for the
-sheepishness to be expected of one of his age.
-
-“This is the instrument of my designs, and the victim of your kindness,
-Abel,” remarked Mr. Rust. “He doesn’t always look such an ass. He is a
-gardener, by profession.”
-
-“In theory,” added the gardener, whose armour of aloofness had chinks.
-There is something practical about this inconsistent young man which he
-has never yet succeeded in smothering, and to this day, though he poses
-as being superbly absent-minded, his mind is generally present—so to
-speak—behind the door.
-
-“In theory,” repeated Mr. Abel, ecstatically amused. He made it his
-business to shoot promiscuous appreciation at the conversation of his
-betters, and though his aim was not good, he was at least gifted with
-perseverance. If you shoot enough, you must eventually hit something.
-Hereafter he kept his profile agog towards the gardener, a smile
-hovering round that side of his mouth in readiness for his guest’s next
-sally.
-
-One pose in which the gardener has never approached is that of the wag,
-and he made renewed efforts to unhook his mind from this exasperating
-interview.
-
-“Is there any opening for a gardener on the _Caribbeania_?” asked Mr.
-Rust.
-
-“A gardener ...” said Mr. Abel, looking laboriously reflective. “We have
-no gardener as yet on board.”
-
-“But is there a garden?” asked Mr. Samuel Rust acutely.
-
-“A garden,” repeated Mr. Abel, ruminating intensely. “There is the
-winter garden. And a row of geraniums on the promenade deck. And some
-trellis work with ivy. Yes, there is certainly a garden.”
-
-“Then the thing is settled,” said Mr. Rust, and at these hopeful words
-the gardener rose loudly from his chair.
-
-“Wait a moment,” said Mr. Abel in the same voice as the voice in which
-Important Note is printed in the Grammar Book. “What about the salary?”
-
-There was no reply and no sensation. The gardener was yearning towards
-the door.
-
-“Of course....” said Mr. Abel. “The position is not one of any
-responsibility, and therefore could hardly be expected to be a paying
-one. Your passage out....”
-
-“I wouldn’t touch money. I hate the feel of it,” said the gardener
-abruptly. That threw Mr. Abel into a paroxysm of humour.
-
-On the door-step the gardener did a heroic thing. He turned back and
-found Mr. Abel in the hall, completely recovered from his paroxysm.
-
-“What about——” began the gardener, with the suffragette in his mind.
-“Dangerous to lose sight of her,” he thought.
-
-“What about what?” asked Mr. Abel, and was again very much amused by the
-symmetry of the phrase. He was a bright-mannered man.
-
-The gardener’s new pose lay suddenly clear before him.
-
-“What about my wife?” he asked.
-
-He was rather pleased with the sensation he made.
-
-“Your wife?” exclaimed Mr. Rust and Mr. Abel in duet (falsetto and
-tenor).
-
-“What on earth did you do with her last night?” continued Samuel solo.
-
-“Can’t she ship as stewardess?” asked the gardener.
-
-Poor suffragette! But in the eyes of men one woman is much the same as
-another. Every woman, I gather, is a potential stewardess. This is
-woman’s sphere when it takes to the water. The gardener thought he knew
-all about women. All her virtues he considered that she shared with man,
-but her vices he looked upon as peculiarly her own.
-
-“The boat sails to-morrow,” Mr. Abel observed reproachfully. “The
-stewardesses have been engaged for weeks.”
-
-“Why can’t you leave her behind, what?” asked Mr. Rust. “Women do far
-too much travelling about nowadays. There’s such a thing as broadening
-the mind too far, you know. Sometimes, like elastic, it snaps. A lot of
-women I know have snapped.”
-
-“Yes,” said the gardener. “But it would be better for England if I took
-her away.”
-
-This spark nearly put an end to the career of Mr. Abel. He squeezed the
-gardener’s hand in an agony of appreciation.
-
-“I won’t go without her,” said the gardener, rather surprising himself.
-He gave Mr. Abel no answering smile. He was too busy reproaching
-himself.
-
-“Abel,” implored Mr. Rust. “I simply can’t let old Mrs. Paul go without
-some one to keep the Red Place in her line of thought. This is obviously
-the man for the job. My career hangs on you. Be worthy. That is—be a
-sport, now, what?”
-
-“I’ll find your wife a berth,” said Mr. Abel, accompanying each word
-with a dramatic tap on the gardener’s arm. “The boat is not full.”
-
-“Settled,” exclaimed Mr. Samuel, and after that, of course, escape
-followed. The idea of dinner together hovered between the two as they
-emerged into the principal street, but as both were penniless, the idea,
-which originated chiefly in instinct, died.
-
-The gardener went to call on the suffragette. He was conscientious in
-his own way, and fully realised that the woman had a right to know that
-she was now a wife, and, if not a stewardess, an intending passenger on
-a boat bound immediately for the uttermost ends of the earth.
-
-He found the suffragette, looking sad, playing a forlorn game of
-solitaire in forlorn surroundings in the little hotel sitting-room. With
-her hat off she looked not so ugly, but more insignificant. Her hair
-seemed as if it would never decide whether to be fair or dark until
-greyness overtook it and settled the question. It had been tidied under
-protest, and already strands of it were creeping over her ears, like
-deserters leaving a fortress by stealth.
-
-The room was papered and ceiled and upholstered in drab, there were also
-drab photographs of unlovable bygones on the walls, and some drab
-artificial flowers in a drab pot on the table.
-
-There are some colour schemes that kill romance. Directly the gardener
-felt the loveless air of the place, he plunged headlong into the cold
-interview. Like a bather who, on feeling the chill of the sea, hastens
-desperately to throw it around him from head to foot.
-
-“I have been telling lies,” said the gardener.
-
-“I have been crying,” said the suffragette.
-
-They each thought that it was thoughtless of the other to be so
-egotistical at this juncture. There is nothing that kills an effect so
-infallibly as a collision in conversation.
-
-“I have been telling lies,” said the gardener, “about you.”
-
-“I have been crying—about you.”
-
-(These women....)
-
-The gardener took a deep breath, recoiled for a start, and ran upon his
-subject.
-
-“I have told them that you are my wife, and that you are coming with me
-on the _Caribbeania_, sailing to-morrow morning for Trinity Islands.”
-
-“Told who ... _Caribbeania_ ... Trinity Islands ...” gathered the
-suffragette, with a woman’s instinct for tripping over the least
-essential point. And then she interviewed herself laboriously on the
-subject.
-
-There was ample motive for a militant protest, and that was a
-comfortable thought. She was justified in throwing any article of the
-drab furniture at the gardener’s sharp and doubtful face. This creature
-had put himself in authority over her without the authority to do so; he
-had decided to lead her to Trinity Islands, whereas her life’s work lay
-in England. This cold and curious boy had twisted off its hinges the
-destiny of an independent woman. She had hitherto closed the door of her
-heart against to-morrow. She had momentarily liked the idea of having a
-friend who loved the shape of her face, especially as he was leaving the
-country to-morrow. The unconventionality of the friendship had crowned
-as an ornament a life of dreadful refinement. She had meant to step for
-a moment from the lonely path, and now she found that her way back was
-barred—by this impenetrable trifle. It was infuriating. But the
-suffragette searched in vain for a trace of real fury in her heart. She
-tested the power of words.
-
-“It is infuriating,” she said.
-
-“Yes,” said the gardener, not apologetically. “I quite see that.”
-
-But she did not see it herself—except in theory.
-
-“All the same,” said the gardener, “you are an incendiary, not exactly a
-woman. Can’t two friends, an incendiary and a horticultural expert, go
-on a voyage of exploration together? Mutual exploration?”
-
-“One can be alone in couples,” thought the suffragette. “It would be
-studying loneliness from a new angle. My life has been a lifeless thing,
-run on the world’s principles; I shall try a new line, and run it on my
-own principles.”
-
-But, as I may have mentioned, she was a woman, so she said: “What is to
-prevent my going back to that house in the woods now, and burning it
-down—if I ever meant to do it?”
-
-“Me,” said the gardener.
-
-“But you can’t sit there with your eyes pinned to me until the boat
-sails.”
-
-“Unless you give me your word as a World’s Worker that you will not
-leave the hotel, I shall stay here, and so will you.”
-
-For quite a long time the suffragette’s upbringing wrestled with all
-comers, but it was a hopeless fight from the first. There is no strength
-in the principles created out of a lifeless past. Besides, the woman of
-six-and-twenty was very much flattered and fluttered, whatever the
-militant suffragette might be.
-
-“I will come with you on your exploration tour,” she said, and her voice
-sounded like the voice of the conqueror rather than the conquered. “I
-will give my word as a—woman without principles that I will not leave
-Southampton except to go on board the _Caribbeania_.”
-
-The gardener left her, he felt innocently drunk. He made his way out of
-the amethyst light of electricity, into the golden light of the
-outskirts of the town, and thence into the silver light of the
-uncivilised moon. On the beach the tide was receding, despite the
-groping, grasping hands of the sea, which contested every inch of the
-withdrawal. The gardener stumbled upon the soft solidity of the sand
-above high-water mark, and slept the sleep of the thoroughly confused.
-He dreamt of a pearl-and-pink sea, and of unknown islands.
-
-I need hardly say, after all this preamble, that the suffragette and the
-gardener sailed next day on the _Caribbeania_ for Trinity Islands.
-
-Mr. Samuel Rust, for some time before the boat started, was conspicuous
-for a marked non-appearance on the wharf’s edge.
-
-The gardener, who had a vague feeling that tears should be shed in
-England on his departure, stood feeling a little cold at heart on the
-starboard side of the main deck, looking at the tears that were being
-shed for other people.
-
-The suffragette, who was under the impression that her hand was against
-all men, stood bleakly on the port side, looking at the hydro-aeroplanes
-leaping self-consciously about the Solent in seven-league boots. She was
-proud to stand thus aloof and unhampered on the threshold of a novelty.
-The pride she had in her independence was one of her compensations. This
-is a world of compensations, and that is what makes it the hollow world
-it is sometimes. So seldom do we get the real thing that in this age we
-congratulate ourselves upon our compensations.
-
-Mr. Samuel Rust made a late and dramatic appearance upon the gangway
-after the first bell of preparation for departure had been rung. His
-hat, inspired by the prevalent aviation craze, blew away. But Mr. Rust’s
-thoughts were occupied with other things than the infidelity of hats. He
-passed the gardener without noticing him, and with restrained fervour
-addressed a square elderly woman, who stood leisurely on the deck,
-surrounded by an officious maid, like a liner being attended to by a
-tug.
-
-Mr. Samuel Rust did not seem like the sort of person who would have had
-a mother. He gave the impression of having been created exactly as he
-stood, with one stroke of the Almighty Finger, and not gradually evolved
-like you or me. You could imagine the gardener, for instance, at every
-stage of his existence. You could picture those light bright eyes under
-those scowling brows looking out of lace and baby-ribbons in a proud
-nurse’s arms. You could see him as the fierce little schoolboy, with
-alternately too much to say and too little. You could imagine him as an
-old man, with that thick hair turned into a white strong flame upon his
-head, and those already deep-set eyes blazing out of hewn hollows above
-his abrupt cheek-bones. But Mr. Samuel Rust seemed to have no past and
-no future.
-
-He addressed the woman who, contrary to appearances, had played an
-important part in the creating of him.
-
-“I couldn’t let you go without saying good-bye to you, Mrs. Paul,” he
-said.
-
-“Of course you couldn’t,” said Mrs. Rust, and the words seemed shot by
-iron lips from above a chin like a ship’s ram.
-
-Something that might have usurped the name of a kiss passed between
-them, and Mr. Samuel hurried to the impatient gangway. As he passed the
-gardener he winked earnestly, conscious of his mother’s eyes on the back
-of his head. The gardener, feeling delightfully unscrupulous and
-roguish, made no sign.
-
-The vulgarly tuneful swan-songs of Cockney emotion trailed from the deck
-to the wharf and back again. The sound was like thin beaten silver,
-becoming thinner as the distance increased. There were tears among the
-women on land, and the shivering water blurred the reflections of the
-crowd until they looked as though they were seen through tears. The last
-song fainted in the air, the crowd on the wharf ceased to be human, and
-became a long suggestion of many colours, a-quiver with waving
-handkerchiefs.
-
-The gardener looked at Mrs. Paul Rust. There was a tear following one of
-the furious furrows that bracketed her hyphen of a mouth.
-
-The south of England is a land that reluctantly lets her deserters go.
-For full twelve hours she stands on tiptoe on the sea-line, beckoning
-their return.
-
-The gardener watched the land and felt the sea for long hours. He felt
-no regret at having forsaken one for the other. For the moment he prided
-himself on heartlessness, or rather on intactness of heart, for he had
-left none of it behind. He was proud of the fact that he loved no one in
-the world. He prided himself on his vices more than on his virtues.
-There seems something more unique in vice than in virtue.
-
-The gardener had the convenient sort of memory that is fitted with
-water-tight doors. His mind conducted a process by which the past was
-not kept fresh and green, nor altogether left behind, but crystallised
-and packed away on shelves in a businesslike manner. He could label it
-and shut it away without emotion. He shut away England now, and rejoiced
-to do so. Poor grey silly England that I am so glad to leave and so glad
-to see again....
-
-The gardener turned presently to look for his garden, and found—the girl
-Courtesy.
-
-Her brilliant and magnetic hair.
-
-Her broad face with the abrupt flush on the cheeks, that was an
-inartistic accompaniment to the red of her hair, and looked as if Nature
-had become colourblind at the moment of giving Courtesy her complexion.
-
-She herself looked herself—simple yet sophisticated.
-
-“To think of seeing you here,” she said. “Who would have thought it.”
-
-The gardener was one of those who are never surprised without being
-thunderstruck. He was very thorough in habit, and drank every emotion to
-its dregs.
-
-His manners fell in ruins about him. His hat remained upon his head. His
-words remained somewhere beneath his tongue.
-
-“I got a sudden invitation from a cousin in Trinity Island,” explained
-Courtesy. “And Dad gave me my passage out as a birthday present. I gave
-the threepenny bit to a porter, so I hope you don’t want it back. Have
-you kept a halo for me in this Paradise?”
-
-“There is the glassy sea,” replied the gardener, recovering. “And the
-halo is just flowering. It is exactly the colour of your hair.”
-
-“I hope the sea will be as you say,” said Courtesy, “for I’m a shockin’
-bad sailor.”
-
-And at that moment the sea ceased to be totally glassy. You could
-suddenly feel the slow passionate heart of the sea beating.
-
-Courtesy did not look at the change in this poetic light at all. She
-hurried along the deck and disappeared.
-
-Even if you are a good sailor there is, apart from a natural pride in
-your sailorship, little joy about a first day on board. The climate of
-the English seas is not adapted to ocean travel. If I could steam
-straight out of Southampton Harbour into the strong yet restrained heat
-that I love, if I could glide from the wharf—mottled with
-regrets—straight to the silver and emerald coasts of a certain land I
-know, where the cocoanut palms lean out over the strip of immaculate
-sand, to see their reflections in the opal mirror of the sea, I think I
-should love the first day as much as I love its successors. And yet I
-would not have the voyage shortened by a minute.
-
-I wonder why nobody has ever brought forward as a conclusive
-Anti-suffrage argument the fact that more women are sea-sick than men on
-the first day of a sea-voyage. I can so well imagine the superb line the
-logic of such a contention would take. If the basis of life is physical
-ability, and if physical ability depends upon the digestion, then must
-the strong digestion only constitute a right to citizenship. To the wall
-with the weak digestion.
-
-Mrs. Paul Rust and the suffragette were the only women who scaled the
-heights of the dining saloon for that evening’s meal. Mrs. Rust looked
-supremely proud of her immunity from sea-sickness; all the men looked
-laboriously unaware that such a thing as sea-sickness existed; the
-suffragette looked frankly miserable. The gardener was obliged to remind
-himself casually from time to time that there was no pose that included
-sea-sickness.
-
-But any disastrous tendency he might have had to give too much thought
-to his inner man was checked by the appearance of Mrs. Paul Rust, the
-fortress he was there to besiege. She was a truly remarkable woman to
-look at. The absence of her hat revealed a surprise. Her hair was dyed a
-forcible crimson. And it might have been mud-coloured like mine for all
-the self-consciousness she showed. It was so profoundly remarkable that
-for a time one’s attention was chained to the hair, and one forgot to
-study the impressive general effect, of which the hair was only the
-culminating point. Mrs. Rust’s only real feature was her chin, but no
-one ever realised this. Her eyes and nose were too small for her face,
-and seemed to fit loosely into that great oval; her mouth was only
-redeemed by the chin that shot from beneath it. Altogether she would
-have been sufficiently insignificant-looking had it not been for her
-hair. She proved the truism that the world takes people at their own
-valuation.
-
-It is always a surprise to me when a truism is proved true. I have come
-across the rock embedded in these truisms several times lately to my
-cost. And each time it bruises my knuckles and shocks me. It almost
-makes one wonder whether, after all, the ancients occasionally had their
-flashes of enlightenment.
-
-The world thought of Mrs. Paul Rust what she thought of herself. It is
-so often too busy to work out its own conclusions.
-
-Of a modest woman with a heavy jaw, the world would have said, “A dear
-good creature, but dreadfully underhung.” Of a well-chinned woman with
-dyed hair, it said, “There goes a strong character.” The hair did it,
-and the hair was dyed by human agency. Providence had no hand in the
-making of Mrs. Rust’s forcible reputation. Nowadays we leave it to our
-dressmaker, and our manicurist, and our milliner, and our doctor, and
-our vicar, to make us what we are. This is an age of luxury, and it is
-so fatiguing to assert a home-made personality. Shall I go to my
-hairdresser and say, “Here, take me, dye me heliotrope. Make an
-influential woman of me”?
-
-The gardener did not quail before the terrifying outer wall of Mrs.
-Rust’s fortress. Believing as he did that man makes himself, and that
-the pose of victor is as easy to assume as any other, he was unaware of
-the reality of the word ‘defeat.’ Whether woman also makes herself, I
-never fully understood from the gardener at this stage. But I gathered
-that woman takes the rôles that man rejects.
-
-The gardener, as a protégé of Mr. Abel, who, on the _Caribbeania_, was
-respected because he was not personally known, found himself treated _à
-la_ junior officer, streaked with a certain flavour of second-class
-passenger, but distinctly suggesting ship’s orchestra. He was allowed to
-have his meals in the first-class saloon, he was occasionally asked
-about the weather by lady passengers, and the captain and officers
-looked upon him good-naturedly, as a sort of example of poetic licence.
-
-It seemed a good thing when dinner was over. One had proved one’s
-courage, and the strain was past. The suffragette, who had given a proof
-rather of obstinacy than of courage, retired weakly to her cabin. And
-the gardener stood on deck and looked at the sea, while the moon
-followed the ship’s course with her eyes. A table companion, an Anglican
-priest, with a weak chin and piercing eyes, came and leaned upon the
-rail at the gardener’s side.
-
-“You smoke?” he asked, and you could hear that he was very conventional,
-and that he believed that he was not.
-
-A man-to-man sort of man.
-
-“No,” said the gardener, and added, “I have no vices.”
-
-He said this sort of thing simply to exasperate. The pose of
-indifference to the world’s opinion is apt, sooner or later, to lead to
-the pose of wilful pricking of the world’s good taste. The gardener had
-a morbid craving for unpopularity; it was part of the unique pose.
-Unpopularity is an excellent salve to the conscience; it is delicious to
-be misunderstood.
-
-The priest did not appear exasperated. He was tolerant. The man who aims
-at unlimited tolerance, as a rule, only achieves the absorbent and
-rather undecided status of spiritual blotting-paper. But he is a
-dreadfully difficult man to anger.
-
-I hate talking to people who are occupied in reminding their conscience:
-“After all this is my sister, albeit, a poor relation. I must be
-tolerant.” Then they pray for strength, and turn to me, spiritually
-renewed, with a brave patient smile.
-
-This was the priest’s pose.
-
-“You have no vices?” he said, in a slow earnest voice. “How I envy you!”
-
-The gardener was more concerned with the varied conversation of the sea.
-Each wave of it flung back some magic unspeakable word over its shoulder
-as it ran by. But he answered the priest:
-
-“You don’t really envy me, you would rather be yourself with virtues
-than me without vices.”
-
-The priest smiled the inscrutable smile of the vague-minded. “You have a
-very original way of talking. You interest me. Yerce, yerce. Tell me
-what you were thinking about when I came up.”
-
-The gardener did so at once. Sometimes his imagination weighed heavily
-upon his mind, and he expanded, regardless of his listeners.
-
-“I was thinking about the things I saw,” he said. “Things that I often
-see before I have time to think. Snapshots of things that even I have
-never actually imagined. Do you know, wonders crash across my eyes like
-a blow, when I am thinking of something else. Ghosts out of my enormous
-past, I suppose. There was a very white beach that I saw just now, with
-opal-coloured waves running along it, and a mist whitening the sky.
-There were very broad red men in grey wolf-skins, standing in the water,
-dragging dead bodies from the sea. There were little children, blue and
-thin, lying dead upon the beach. I know the way children’s ribs stand
-out when they are dead. I have never seen a dead child, except
-those....”
-
-“You ought to write fiction, yerce, yerce,” said the priest. “You have a
-very strong imagination.”
-
-“I have,” admitted the gardener. “But not strong enough to control these
-visions that besiege me.”
-
-The priest, who had preached more and known less about visions than any
-one else I can think of, was constrained to silence.
-
-Next morning the gardener found his garden. He saw it under varied
-aspects and at varied angles, for a gold and silver alternation of sun
-and shower chequered the Atlantic, and inspired the _Caribbeania_ to a
-slow but undignified dance, like the activities of a merry cow. The high
-waves came laughing down from the high horizon, and curtseyed mockingly
-at her feet.
-
-There was a bay tree in a tub on either side of the entrance to the
-garden, and the gardener, as he stood between them, surveying his
-territory, slid involuntarily from one to the other and back again, as
-the world wallowed. The garden was conventionally conceived, by a
-carpenter rather than a gardener. Grass-green trellis-work, which should
-belong essentially to the background, here usurped undue prominence.
-Arches in the trellis-work, looking to the sea, gave bizarre views, now
-of the heavy hurried sky, now of the panting sea. Hanging drunkenly from
-the apex of each arch was a chained wicker basket, from which sea-sick
-canariensis waved weak protesting hands. A few creepers, lacking
-sufficient initiative for the task set before them, clawed incompetently
-at the lowest rungs of the trellis. A row of geraniums in pots shouted
-in loud brick-red at the farther and more sheltered end of the garden.
-It was impossible to tolerate the thought of Hilda associating with
-those geraniums. She was a very vulnerable and emotional soul, was
-Hilda. Deep orange is a colour beyond the comprehension of the vermilion
-and vulgar. A few sodden-looking deck-chairs occupied the gardener’s
-territory, and repelled advances. But on the farthest sat the
-suffragette. She was crying.
-
-If you have ever crossed the Bay of Biscay while weakened by emotion,
-you will not ask why she was crying.
-
-The gardener dropped his pose between the bay trees, and did something
-extraordinarily pretty, considering the man he was. He sat on the next
-deck-chair to hers, and patted her knee.
-
-“My fault ...” he said. “My fault....”
-
-Of course he did not really believe that it was his fault, but it was
-unusually gracious of him to tell the lie.
-
-The suffragette turned her face from him. She had cried away all her
-vanity. Her hair was lamentable, her small plain eyes were smaller than
-ever, and her nose was the only pink thing in her face.
-
-“I’m very morbid,” she said. “And that at any rate is not your fault.”
-
-“Don’t let’s think either about you or me,” said the gardener, and it
-would have been wise had he meant it. “We have all our lives to do that
-in, and it is a pity to do it in the Bay. When one’s feeling weak, it’s
-easier to fight the world than to fight oneself.”
-
-The suffragette was a grey thing, a snake-soul. To the eye of a grey
-soul there is something forbidding about the many colours of the
-universe, and you will always know snake-people by their defensive
-attitude. It is an immensely lonely thing to be a snake, to have that
-tortuous spirit, with no limbs for contact with the earth. And yet the
-compensation is most generous, for there are few joys like the joy of
-knowing yourself alone.
-
- In cubes of blue, in curves of mauve,
- They spotted up my firmament;
- And with my sharp grey heart I strove
- To stab the colours as they went.
- “Lou-_la_ ...” they said—“Lou-_la_, a thing
- At war without a following.”
- “Lou-_la_ ...” they cried—and now cry I—
- “At war without an enemy....”
-
-“I can’t think how you dare to speak out your imagination,” said the
-suffragette. “Most people hide it like a sin.”
-
-He was always willing to be the text of his own oratory.
-
-“Imagination is my Genesis, and my Book of Revelations,” he answered.
-“There is nothing with more power. It is stronger than faith, for it can
-really move mountains. It has moved mountains, it has moved England from
-my path and left me this clear sea.”
-
-The suffragette walled herself more securely in. “I have no imagination
-at all,” she lied, and then she added some truth: “I am very unhappy and
-lonely.”
-
-“The other day ...” said the gardener, “you were happy to be independent
-and alone.”
-
-“That’s why I’m now unhappy to be independent and alone. You can’t
-discover the heaven in a thing without also tripping over the hell. I
-like a black and white life.”
-
-“Don’t think,” said the gardener suddenly, and almost turned the patting
-of her knee into a slap. “It’s a thing that should only be done in
-moderation. Some day you won’t be able to control your craving for
-thought, and then you’ll die of Delirium Tremens.”
-
-“It’s not such a dangerous drug as some,” smiled the suffragette. “I’d
-rather have that craving than the drink craving, or the society craving,
-or the love craving.”
-
-“Better to have nothing you can’t control.”
-
-“You hypocrite! You can’t control your imagination.”
-
-“You’re right,” said the gardener after a pause. He was a curiously
-honest opponent in argument. Besides, she had stopped crying, and there
-was no special reason for continuing the discussion. Also Mrs. Paul Rust
-at that moment appeared between the bay trees.
-
-Mrs. Rust’s hair looked vicious in a garden, beside the geraniums, which
-were at least sincere in colour, however blatant.
-
-“Is this private?” she asked. There was something in the shy look of the
-garden, and in the reproachful look of the gardener, that made the
-question natural.
-
-“No,” said the gardener. “This is the ship’s garden.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Paul Rust.
-
-She always said “good” to everything she had not heard before. To her
-the newest was of necessity the best. Originality was her ideal, and as
-unattainable as most ideals are. For she was not in the least original
-herself. She was doomed for ever to stand outside the door of her
-temple. And “good” was her tribute of recognition to those who had free
-passes into the temple. It owned that they had shown her something that
-she would never have thought of for herself. For nothing had ever sprung
-uniquely from her. Even in her son she could only claim half the
-copyright.
-
-The suffragette tried to rearrange her looks, which certainly needed it.
-There are two sorts of women, the women before whom you feel you must be
-tidy and the women before whom such things don’t matter. Mrs. Rust all
-her life had belonged to the former, all her life what charm she had,
-had lain in the terror she inspired.
-
-For the first time the gardener questioned himself as to his plan of
-attack. Hitherto he had pinned his faith to inspiration. He had left the
-matter in the hands of his private god, Chance. His methods were very
-simple, as well as bizarre. His mind was a tortuous path, but he
-followed it straightforwardly, and never looked back. To do him justice,
-however, I must say that he searched his repertoire for a suitable point
-of conversational contact with Mrs. Rust. Finding none, he dispensed
-with that luxury.
-
-“I am the ship’s gardener,” he said, smiling at his intended victim.
-
-Mrs. Rust was broad, and the deck-chair was narrow. It was some time
-before a compromise between these two facts could be arrived at, so the
-remark came upon her at a moment of some stress.
-
-“Now, then, what was that you were saying?” she asked at last, in an
-unpromising voice.
-
-The gardener, who was very literal in very small things, repeated his
-information, word for word, and inflection for inflection. “I am the
-ship’s gardener.”
-
-Mrs. Rust grunted. She showed no tolerance for the thing that was not
-sensational. Nor had she any discrimination in her search for the
-novelty. Still, energy is something.
-
-“But I am only ship’s gardener in theory,” persisted the gardener. “In
-practice I don’t even know where the watering-can is kept.”
-
-“Then you are here under false pretences,” retorted Mrs. Rust a little
-more genially, for his last remark was not everybody’s remark.
-
-“I am,” said the gardener, suddenly catching a fleeting perspective of
-the path to her good graces.
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust, and turned her little bright eyes upon him.
-
-When she opened her eyes very wide, it meant that she was on the track
-of what she sought. When she shut them, as she often did, it meant that
-she did not understand what was said. But it gave the fortunate
-impression that she understood only too well. She was instinctively
-ingenious at hiding her own limitations.
-
-It was the end of that interview, but a good beginning to the campaign.
-
-The sea to some extent recovered its temper within that day. Towards the
-evening, when slate and silver clouds, with their backs to the
-_Caribbeania_, were racing to be the first over the horizon, the garden
-was invaded by passengers, racing to be the first over the boundary of
-sea-sickness. The silence of the unintroduced at first lay, like a pall,
-along the deck-chairs, but a mutual friend was quickly found in
-Mothersill, whose excellent invention was represented in every work-bag.
-The bright noise of women discussing suffering rippled along the garden.
-Abuse of the _Caribbeania’s_ stewardesses sprang from lip to lip. It was
-a pretty scene, and the gardener turned his back on it, and went below
-to water Hilda.
-
-The gardener’s cabin, which was impertinently shared by a couple of
-inferior souls, was as square as a box, and furnished with nautical
-economy. The outlook from its porthole was as varied in character as it
-was limited in size. At one moment one felt oneself the drunken brain
-behind the round eye of a giant, staring into green and white obscurity;
-at another one blinked, as a mist of spray like shivered opal spun up
-over one’s universe; again one enjoyed an instantaneous glimpse of the
-flat chequered floor of the Atlantic; and at rare intervals the curtain
-of the sky slid over the porthole, and the setting sun dropped across
-the eye like a rocket.
-
-Hilda sat wistfully on the recess of the porthole, leaning her forehead
-against the glass. She had a bud, chosen to match Courtesy’s hair. Just
-as Hilda’s stalk was necessary to hold her bud upright, so Courtesy
-herself was necessary to support the conflagration of her hair on the
-level of the onlooker’s eye. Both were necessities, and both were
-artistically negligible.
-
-The gardener looked around the cabin. There is something depressing
-about other people’s clothes. There is something depressing in an
-incessant attack on one’s skull by inanimate objects. There is something
-depressing in a feeling of incurable drunkenness unrelieved by the
-guilty gaiety that usually accompanies such a condition. There is
-something depressing about ocean life below decks at any time. The
-gardener and Hilda sat in despair upon the hardhearted thing that
-sea-going optimists accept as a bed.
-
-“Of course I don’t want to go home,” the gardener told himself.
-
-Hilda, poor golden thing of the soil, had no doubts as to what she was
-suffering from. But the gardener wondered why despair had seized him.
-Until he remembered that the spirit of the sea walks on deck alone, and
-is never permitted by the stewards to enter the cabins. He climbed the
-companion-way, like a tired angel returning to heaven after a stuffy day
-on earth. He came upon Courtesy making a bad shot at the door that leads
-to the Promenade deck.
-
-“Come and sit in the garden,” he said in a refreshed voice.
-
-On deck, a few enterprising spirits were playing deck quoits against the
-elements. The general geniality whose rule only lasts for the first
-three days of a voyage was reigning supreme. Young men were making
-advances to young ladies with whom they would certainly quarrel in
-forty-eight hours’ time, and young ladies were mocking behind their
-hands at the young men they would be engaged to before land was reached.
-The priest, with an appearance of sugared condescension, was showering
-missiles upon the Bullboard as though they were blessings. (And they
-were misdirected.) The inevitable gentleman who has crossed the Atlantic
-thirty times and can play all known games with fatiguing perfection, was
-straining like a greyhound on the leash towards the quoits which mere
-amateurs were usurping. Captain Walters, who has a twin brother on every
-liner that ever sailed, was brightly collecting signatures for a
-petition to the Captain concerning a dance that very evening.
-
-The gardener, with unusual cordiality, gave the reeling Courtesy his
-arm, as they threaded the maze of amusements towards the garden.
-
-There was only one deck-chair unoccupied. It was labelled loudly as
-belonging to some one else, but Courtesy, always bold, even when
-physically weakest, advanced straight upon it. It was next to the
-suffragette’s. And the gardener became for the first time aware of a cat
-in a bag, and of the fact that the cat was about to emerge.
-
-The suffragette was the sort of person next to whom empty chairs are
-always to be found. She had plenty to say, and what she said was often
-rather amusing, but it was always a little too much to the point, and
-the point was a little too sharp. She had a certain amount of small
-talk, but no tiny talk. She was not so much ignored as avoided. She had
-altogether missed youth, and its glorious power of being amused by what
-is not, correctly speaking, amusing. Her generation thought her
-“brainy,” it was very polite to her. Do you know the terrible sensation
-of being invariably the last to be chosen at Nuts in May? This was the
-suffragette’s atmosphere. My poor suffragette! It is so much more
-difficult to bear the snub than the insult. Insult is like a bludgeon
-thrown at the inflated balloon of our conceit. With the very blunt force
-of it we rebound. But the snub is a pin-prick, which lets our supporting
-pride out, and leaves us numb and nothing. I always feel the insult is
-founded on passion, while the snub springs from innate dislike.
-
-“May I introduce Miss Courtesy Briggs ...” began the gardener, hoping
-for an inspiration before the end of the sentence. “Miss Courtesy
-Briggs....”
-
-Both women looked expectant.
-
-“Miss Courtesy Briggs ... my wife.”
-
-“O Lor’!” said Courtesy, and then, with her healthy regard for
-conventions, remembered that this was not the proper retort to an
-introduction.
-
-“When you left Penny Street, a week ago ...” she said to the gardener,
-as she shook the suffragette’s hand, “you didn’t tell me you were
-engaged.”
-
-“I wasn’t,” said the gardener.
-
-Courtesy dropped the subject, because it was hardly possible to continue
-it. She was not the girl to do what was conventionally impossible.
-Besides the bugle was sounding to show that dinner was within hailing
-distance. Courtesy was a slave of time. Her day was punctuated by the
-strokes of clocks. Her life was a thing of pigeon-holes, and if some of
-the pigeon-holes were empty they were all neatly labelled. She was the
-sort of person who systematically allowed ten minutes every morning for
-her prayers, and during that time, with the best intentions, mused upon
-her knees about the little things of yesterday. It is a bold woman that
-would squeeze Heaven into a pigeon-hole.
-
-Theresa stopped in front of the gardener’s chair. Theresa’s surname had
-been blown away from her with the first Atlantic wind. So had the
-shining system in her yellow hair. So had most of her land conventions.
-She was not a thing of the ocean, but a thing of the ocean liner. She
-had immediately become Everybody’s Theresa. I could not say that
-everybody loved Theresa, but I know that everybody felt they ought to.
-
-“Captain said no dance this evening,” said Theresa, in her telegraphic
-style. “Too much sea on. Doctor said broken legs. But I went and
-wheedled. Called the Captain Sweet William. Dance at nine.”
-
-The dance was at nine. There were no limits to what Theresa could do—in
-her sphere.
-
-A proud quartermaster was superintending the last touches of chalk upon
-the deck, when the gardener and the suffragette led the exodus from the
-dining-saloon.
-
-In Paradise I hope I shall be allowed a furious walk around a windy
-rocking deck at frequent intervals throughout eternity. I know of
-nothing more poetic, and yet more brilliantly prosaic. At such moments
-you can feel the muscles of life trembling by reason of sheer strength.
-
-The suffragette and the gardener walked so fast that the smoke from the
-suffragette’s cigarette lay out along the wind like the smoke behind a
-railway train. The strong swing of the sea threw their feet along. There
-was a moon in the sky and phosphorus in the sea.
-
-But there are people who go down to the sea in ships, and yet confine
-their world to the promenade-deck. The heart of Theresa’s world, for
-instance, was the shining parallelogram, silvered with chalk, on the
-sheltered side of the deck. Theresa, looking extremely pretty, was
-superintending the over-filling of her already full programme.
-
-“Mustn’t walk round like that,” she said in the polite tones that The
-Generation always used to the suffragette. “Must find partners, because
-the orchestra will soon begin to orch.”
-
-“We are not dancing,” said the gardener. One always took for granted
-that the suffragette was not dancing.
-
-“If you will dance,” said Theresa, “I will give you number eight.” She
-assumed with such confidence that this was an inducement, that somehow
-it became one.
-
-“Thank you very much,” replied the gardener. “I’ll ask Courtesy Briggs
-for one, too.”
-
-The suffragette sat down upon an isolated chair.
-
-“May I have a dance?” asked the gardener of Courtesy. “I can’t dart or
-stagger, only revolve.”
-
-“I was sea-sick only three hours ago,” retorted Courtesy with
-simplicity. “But I have a lot to talk to you about, so you can have
-number one. And we’ll begin it now.”
-
-But the orchestra was still idling in the melancholy manner peculiar to
-orchestras. Why—by the way—is there something so unutterably sad in the
-expression of an orchestra about to play a jovial onestep?
-
-“I do want to know about your marriage,” pursued Courtesy, whose
-curiosity was a daylight trait, like the rest of her characteristics.
-“When did it happen, and where did you meet her, and why did you have a
-wedding without me to help?”
-
-“I met her—on the way to Paradise,” said the gardener, posing
-luxuriously as an enigma. “We got married on the way too. It was a
-no-flowers-by-request sort of wedding, otherwise we would have invited
-you.”
-
-“But I can’t understand it,” said Courtesy. “Only a week ago you were
-snivelling over a broken boot-lace.”
-
-The gardener’s pose had a fall. He might have expected that Courtesy
-would trip it up.
-
-The violins, relieving their feelings by a preliminary concerted yell,
-settled down to a lamentation in ragtime.
-
-The gardener danced rather well, as his mother had taught him to dance.
-Courtesy danced rather well, after the manner of The Generation. But the
-_Caribbeania_ danced better than either. She reduced them to planting
-their four feet wide and sliding up and down. The ship’s officers, with
-their lucky partners, leaning to the undulations of the deck, like
-willows bending to the wind, showed to immense advantage. They evidently
-knew every wave of the Atlantic by heart. But among the remaining
-dancers there was much unrest. Captain Walters, who was accustomed to be
-one of the principal ornaments of a more stationary ballroom, at once
-knocked his partner down and sat upon her. Theresa and a subaltern slid
-helplessly at the mercy of the elements into a forest of chaperons. The
-gardener and Courtesy leaned together and clung, with a tense look on
-their faces.
-
-I dare not say what angle the deck had reached when the orchestra, with
-an unpremeditated lapse into a Futurist style of melody, broke loose,
-and glided in a heaving phalanx to join the turmoil. The piano, being
-lashed to its post, remained a triumphant survivor, calmly surveying the
-fallen estate of the less stable instruments.
-
-“I am not enjoying myself a bit,” said Courtesy, as she disentangled a
-violin from her hair, and strove to dislodge the ’celloist from his
-position on her lap. The gardener disliked agreeing with any one, but he
-seemed by no means anxious to continue dancing. The orchestra also
-seemed a little loth to risk its dignity again at once, and even
-Theresa, though still plastered with a pink smile, was retiring on the
-arm of her subaltern to a twilit deck-chair.
-
-In the distance, among her rows of empty chairs, the suffragette was
-smiling. She had watched the dancing with that half-ashamed sort of
-amusement which some of us feel when we see others making fools of
-themselves. And because she smiled, the priest came and sat beside her.
-He considered himself a temporary shepherd in charge of this maritime
-flock, and you could see in his eye the craving for souls to save. He
-had hardly noticed the suffragette until her smile caught his eye, but
-directly he did notice her he saw that she was not among the saved. He
-therefore approached her with the smile he reserved for the wicked.
-
-“Very amusing, is it not?” he said.
-
-Now the suffragette liked to see the young busy with their youth, but
-because she was a snake she could not bear to say so. Especially in
-answer to “Very amusing, is it not?”
-
-So she said, “Is it?” and immediately cursed herself for the inhuman
-remark. Some people’s humanity takes this tardy form of hidden
-self-reproach after expression, and then it strikes inward, like
-measles.
-
-“Well, that’s as it may be, yerce, yerce,” said the priest, who was so
-tolerant that he had no opinions of his own, and had hardly ever been
-guilty of contradiction. “That is your husband, is it not?” he added, as
-the gardener extricated himself from the knot of fallen dancers.
-
-The suffragette actually hesitated, and then she said, “Yes,” and
-narrowly escaped adding, “More or less.”
-
-“A most interesting young man,” said the priest, who, with the keen eye
-of the saver of souls, had noticed the hesitation.
-
-“Naturally he interests me,” said the suffragette.
-
-“He is so original,” continued the priest. “Even his occupation strikes
-one as original. A gardener on an ocean liner. The march of science,
-yerce, yerce. Most quaint. I suppose you also are interested in Nature.
-I always think the care of flowers is an eminently suitable occupation
-for ladies.”
-
-“Perhaps,” she admitted. “But I am not a lady. I am a militant
-suffragette.”
-
-The priest’s smile changed from the saintly to the roguish. “Have you
-any bombs or hatchets concealed about you?” he asked.
-
-“I wish I had,” she replied. I fully admit that her manners were not her
-strong point. But the priest persisted. He noted the absence of any
-answering roguishness, and recorded the fact that she had no sense of
-humour. True to his plastic nature, however, he said, “Of course I am
-only too well aware of the justice of many of women’s demands, yerce,
-yerce. But you, my dear young lady, you are as yet on the threshold of
-life; it is written plain upon your face that you have not yet come into
-contact with the realities of life.”
-
-“In that case it’s a misprint,” said the suffragette. “I am twenty-six.”
-
-“Twenty-six,” repeated the priest. “I wonder why you are bitter—at
-twenty-six?”
-
-“Because I have taken some trouble not to be sweet,” she said. “Because
-I was not born blind.”
-
-As a matter of fact she had been born morally short-sighted. She had
-never seen the distant delight of the world at all.
-
-The priest did not believe in anything approaching metaphor. He
-considered himself to be too manly. So he deflected the course of the
-conversation. “And your husband. What are his views on the Great
-Question?” (A slight relapse into roguishness on the last two words.)
-
-“I have never asked him. I know he does not believe in concrete
-arguments from women. Though he approves of them from men.” She fingered
-a bruise on her arm.
-
-“The arguments about women’s lack of physical force are the most
-incontrovertible ones your cause has to contend with,” said the priest.
-“Say what you will, physical force is the basis of life.”
-
-“I think it is a confession of weakness.”
-
-“There is something in what you say,” said the priest. He did not really
-think there was, for he had taken no steps to investigate. He was busy
-thinking that this was an odd wife who did not know her husband’s views
-on a question that obsessed her own thoughts.
-
-The gardener had by now extracted Courtesy from the tangle, and was
-steering her towards a chair.
-
-“Your husband appears to know that young lady with the auburn hair,”
-said the priest. “He knew her before he came on board, did he not?”
-
-“Apparently he did,” said the suffragette. “I didn’t.”
-
-She was providing him with so many clues that he was fairly skimming
-along on the track of his prey. When he left her he felt like a
-collector who has found a promising specimen.
-
-“Altogether on the wrong lines,” he told himself, and added, “Poor lost
-lamb, how much she needs a helping hand”; not because he felt sorry for
-her, but because word-pity was the chief part of his stock-in-trade.
-
-Next morning the _Caribbeania_ had flung the winds and waves behind her,
-and had settled down to a passionless career along a silver sea under a
-silver sky,—like man, slipping out of the turmoil of youth into the
-excellent anti-climax of middle life.
-
-Similes apart, however, the _Caribbeania_ was now so steady that an
-infant could have danced a jig upon her deck. Several infants tried.
-Amusements rushed upon her passengers from every side. A week passed
-like a wink. Hardly were you awake in the morning before you found
-yourself pursuing an egg round your own ankles with a teaspoon. Sports
-and rumours of sports followed you even unto your nightly bunk.
-Everybody developed talents hitherto successfully concealed in napkins.
-Courtesy found her life’s vocation in dropping potatoes into buckets.
-She brought this homely pursuit to a very subtle art, and felt that she
-had not lived in vain. Not that she ever suffered from morbid illusions
-as to her value. The gardener brought to light a latent gift for sitting
-astride upon a spar while other men tried with bolsters to remove him.
-The suffragette, when nobody was looking, acquired proficiency in the
-art of shuffling the board. When observed, she instinctively donned an
-appearance of contempt. Mrs. Paul Rust settled herself immovably in a
-chair and applauded solo at the moments when others were not applauding.
-The priest, looking in an opposite direction, clapped when he heard
-other hands being clapped, in order to show the kind interest he took in
-mundane affairs.
-
-While occupied thus, one day, he found himself next to Courtesy. That
-determined lady had her back to a Whisky and Soda Race then in progress,
-and looked aggrieved. She had been beaten in the first heat, whereas she
-was convinced that victory had been her due. Courtesy suffered from all
-the faults that you and I—poetic souls—cannot love. She was greedy. She
-was fat. She could not even lose a race without suspecting the
-timekeeper of corruption. All the same, there was something so entirely
-healthy and human about her, that nobody had ever pointed out to her her
-lack of poetry, and of the more subtle virtues.
-
-The priest, who had also never been able to lose a game without losing
-his temper too, sympathised with Courtesy, and employed laborious tact
-in trying to lead her thoughts elsewhere.
-
-“Trinity Islands are your destination, are they not, yerce, yerce?” he
-said.
-
-“Yes,” replied Courtesy. “And I wish this old tub would buck up and get
-there.”
-
-“You have reasons of your own for being very anxious to arrive?”
-suggested the priest archly.
-
-“Nothing special that I know of,” answered Courtesy. “I’m only an
-ordinary globe-trotter.”
-
-Frankly, she was being sent out to get married. But this, of course, was
-among the things that are not said. Her father had become tired of
-supporting a daughter as determined to study art in London as she was
-incapable of succeeding at it. He had accepted for her a casual
-invitation from a cousin for a season in the Trinity Islands. The
-invitation was so very casual that Courtesy had appreciated the whole
-scheme as a matrimonial straw clutched at by an over-daughtered parent.
-But her feelings were not hurt. She had bluff, tough feelings.
-
-“How curious that you should have found former friends on board!” said
-the priest. “How small the world is, is it not?”
-
-“Yes, isn’t it?” assented Courtesy, whose heart always warmed towards
-familiar phrases. “And so odd, too, him being married within the week
-like this.”
-
-The priest pricked up his ears so sharply that you could almost hear
-them click. “So quickly as that?” he encouraged her.
-
-“Yes, when he left the private hotel where he and I were both staying
-just over a fortnight ago, he was not even engaged. He says such quaint
-things about it, too. He says he picked her up on the way to Paradise.”
-
-The mention of Paradise confirmed the priest’s worst suspicions. But
-“Yerce, yerce....” was his only reply to Courtesy.
-
-Late that night the priest walked round and round the deck trying to
-peer into the face of his god, professional duty. His conscience was as
-short-sighted as some people’s eyes, and he was often known to pursue a
-shadow under the impression that he was pursuing his duty.
-
-“Of course I must warn the Captain,” he said. “And that bright young
-lady who unconsciously gave me the news. And Mrs. Rust, who encourages
-that misguided young man to talk. And Mrs. Cyrus Berry, who lets her
-children play with him. As for the woman—I always think that women are
-the most to blame in such cases.”
-
-Although he was altogether narrow his limits were indefinite, except
-under great provocation. He had not strength enough to draw the line
-anywhere. “Wicked” was too big a word for him; and although he believed
-that the gardener and the suffragette were in immediate danger of
-hell-fire, he could only call them “misguided.” This applies to him only
-in his capacity as a priest. In his own interests he was very much more
-sensitive than he was in the interest of his God.
-
-Sometimes I think that angels, grown old, turn into enemies to trap the
-unwary. The angel of tolerance was the great saviour of history, but now
-he saps the strength of every cause. Either I Am Right, or I May
-Possibly Be Right. If I may only possibly be right, why should I dream
-of burning at the stake for such a very illusory proposition? But if I
-am right, then my enemy is Wrong, and is in danger of hell-fire. That is
-my theory. My practice is to believe that belief is everything, and that
-I may worship a Jove or a stone with advantage to my soul. Belief is
-everything, and I believe. But if my enemy believes in nothing, then I
-will condemn him. Why should I be tolerant of what I am convinced is
-wrong?
-
-The priest, in the dark, found some one clinging round his knees. A
-woman—a little woman—wrapped so tightly in a cloak that she looked like
-a mummy. Her face was grey, and her lips looked dark. Her hair lay dank
-and low upon her brow, and yet seemed as if it should have been wildly
-on end about her head. The whole of her looked horribly restrained—bound
-with chains—and her eyes, which should have given the key to the
-entreaty which she embodied, were tightly shut. For five seconds the
-priest tried to run away. But she held him round the knees and cried,
-“Save me, save me!”
-
-Nobody had ever come to the priest with such a preposterous request
-before.
-
-“Let me go, my good woman,” he said, audibly keeping his head. “Be calm,
-let me beg you to be calm.”
-
-She let him go. But she was not calm.
-
-It was very late, and the deck-chairs had been folded up and stacked. As
-the woman would not rise to the priest’s level, he saw nothing for it
-but to sink to hers. They sat upon the deck side by side. He felt that
-it was not dignified, but there was nobody looking. And otherwise, he
-began to feel in his element. Here was a soul literally shrieking to be
-saved.
-
-“What is it? Tell me. You have sinned?” he asked.
-
-“Certainly not,” replied the woman in a hard thin voice. “I have never
-deserved what I’ve got. It seems to me that it’s God who has sinned.”
-
-“Hush, be calm,” the priest jerked out. “Be calm and tell me what has
-upset you so much.”
-
-The woman began to laugh. Her laughter was absurdly impossible, like
-frozen fire. It lasted for some time, and the world seemed to wait on
-tiptoe for it to stop. It was too much for the priest’s nerves, and for
-his own sake he gripped her arm to make her stop. She was silent at
-once. The grip had been what she needed.
-
-“Now tell me,” said the priest.
-
-She paused a little while, and seemed trying to swallow her hysteria.
-When she spoke it was in a sane, though trembling voice. “I am not
-Church of England, sir, but you being a man of God, so to speak, I
-thought ... I am suffering—terribly. There’s something gnawing at my
-breast ... I’ve prayed to God, sir; I’ve prayed until I’ve fainted with
-the pain of kneeling upright. But he never took no notice. I think he’s
-mistaken me for a damned soul ... before my time. Why, I could see God
-smiling, I could, and the pain grew worse. I’ve been a good woman in my
-time; I’ve done my duty. But God smiled to see me hurt. So I prayed to
-the Devil—I’d never have believed it three months ago. I prayed for
-hell-fire rather than this. The pain grew worse....”
-
-“Have you seen the doctor?”
-
-“Oh, yes. And he said the sea-voyage would do me good. He couldn’t do
-nothing.”
-
-“Poor soul!” said the priest, and found to his surprise that he was
-inadequate to the occasion. “Poor soul, what can I say? It is, alas,
-woman’s part to suffer in this world. Your reward is in heaven. You must
-pin your faith still to the efficacy of prayer. You cannot have prayed
-in the right spirit.”
-
-“But what a God—what a God ...” shouted the woman with a wild cry. “To
-hide himself in a maze—and me too distracted to find out the way. Why,
-my tears ought to reach him, let alone my prayers. I’ve sacrificed so
-much for him—and he gives me over to this....”
-
-“This is terrible, yerce terrible,” said the priest. “My poor creature,
-this is not the right spirit in which to meet adversity. Put yourself in
-God’s hands, like a little child....”
-
-The woman dragged herself suddenly a yard or two from him. “Oh, you
-talker—you talker ...” she cried, and writhed upon the deck.
-
-“Listen,” said the priest in a commanding voice. “Kneel with me now, and
-pray to God. When we have prayed, I will take you to the doctor, and he
-will give you something to make you sleep.”
-
-“I won’t touch drugs,” said the woman. “And I don’t hold with that young
-doctor in brass buttons. If I pray now with you, will you promise that I
-shall be better in the morning?”
-
-“Yes,” said the priest. It was spoken, not out of his faith, but because
-that seemed the only way to put an end to the scene. And when he prayed,
-in a musical clerical voice, he prayed not out of his heart, but out of
-his sense of what was fitting.
-
-The stars bent their wise eyes upon the wise sea and bore witness that
-the priest’s prayer never reached heaven’s gate.
-
-“Now you feel better, do you not?” he asked, when he had said all that
-had occurred to him, and intoned a loud Amen, as if to give the prayer
-an upward impetus.
-
-“No,” sobbed the woman.
-
-“Who are you? What is your name?”
-
-“I am Elizabeth Hammer, Mrs. Rust’s maid,” she replied, and staggered in
-a lost way into the darkness of the companion-way.
-
-“To-morrow it will be better,” the priest called after her. And wished
-that he could think so.
-
-The world smiled next morning, when the sports began again. Elizabeth
-Hammer was invisible, probably concealed in some lowly place suitable to
-her position. The sea was silver, the sky blazed blue, the sun smiled
-from its height, like a father beaming upon his irresponsible family.
-Mrs. Paul Rust looked incredible in a pale dress, designed for
-peculiarity rather than grace; pink roses sprigged it so sparsely as to
-give the impression of birth-mark afflictions rather than decorations. I
-am not sure whether the feather in her hat was more like an explosion or
-a palm tree. The gardener rolled upon a deck-chair with three children
-using him as a switch-back railway. Theresa was smiling from her top
-curl down to her toes. Even the suffragette was talking about the
-transmigration of souls to the fourth officer. Everything on the surface
-was highly satisfactory, and, on board ship, nothing except the surface
-matters a bit.
-
-The priest had a leaky mind. He never poured out all that was in it, but
-he could not help letting a certain proportion of its contents escape.
-He paused in his daily walk of thirty times round the deck, and found a
-seat beside Mrs. Paul Rust.
-
-“Your maid seems to be in a shocking state of health,” he said.
-
-“She suffers from indigestion,” replied Mrs. Rust. “Some fool of a
-doctor has told her that she has cancer. She has quite lost her head
-over it.”
-
-“At any rate she appears to be in great pain,” said the priest, who
-considered that indigestion was rather too unclothed a word for ordinary
-use. “And pain is a terrible thing, is it not?”
-
-“No,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“You mean that you consider it salubrious for the soul?”
-
-“No,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“Then I wonder in what way you consider pain desirable?”
-
-Mrs. Rust, who had meant nothing beyond contradiction, shut her eyes and
-looked immovably subtle. The priest changed the subject. He had a real
-gift for changing the subject.
-
-“Have you made the acquaintance of that dark young man who acts as the
-ship’s gardener?” he asked.
-
-“An excellent young man,” said Mrs. Rust, immediately divining that the
-priest did not approve of him.
-
-“Yerce, yerce, no doubt an excellent young man,” agreed the priest
-mechanically. “But I have reason to believe that his morals are not
-satisfactory.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“I do not think he is really married to that aggressive young woman he
-calls his wife.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. She did not approve of such irregularities any
-more than the priest did, but she disapproved of disapprobation.
-
-The priest, being constitutionally incapable of argument, and yet unable
-to broaden his view, was left wordless. But an interruption mercifully
-rescued him from the necessity of attempting a reply.
-
-Elizabeth Hammer, Mrs. Rust’s maid, appeared at the companion door. Her
-eyes were fixed hungrily upon the sea.
-
-There was a race about to be run, and the starter stood ready to say the
-word. But Elizabeth Hammer brushed past him and walked across the empty
-strip of deck. She climbed the rail as though she were walking upstairs,
-and dropped into the sea.
-
-“Hammer,” barked Mrs. Rust hoarsely, as she heard the splash. That word
-broke the spell. A woman shrieked, and Captain Walters shouted, “Man
-Overboard.”
-
-The suffragette was not a heroine. What she did was undignified and
-unconscious. The heroine should remove her coat, hand her watch to a
-friend, send her love to a few relations, and bound gracefully into the
-water. The suffragette, fully clothed, tumbled upside down after
-Elizabeth Hammer. No noble impulse prompted her to do it. She did not
-know of her intention until she found herself in the water, and then she
-thought, “What a fool!” She could not swim. The _Caribbeania_ looked as
-distant as heaven, and as high. She felt as if she had been dead a long
-time since she saw it last. She paddled with her feet and hands like a
-dog, her mouth was full of water and of hair. She had never felt so
-abased in her life, she seemed crushed like a wafer into the sinking
-surface of the nether pit. For centuries she wrestled with the sea,
-sometimes for years and years on end a wave tore at her breath. She
-never thought of Elizabeth Hammer.
-
-“This is absurd,” she thought, when eternity came to an end, and she had
-time for consecutive thought. She felt sure her eyes were straining out
-of their sockets, and tried to remember whether she had ever heard of
-any one going blind through drowning. Then she cried, and remembered
-that her head must be above water, if she could cry. She knew then that
-there was some one on her side in the battle. The sea seemed to hold her
-loosely now, instead of clutching her throat. She had a moment to
-consider the matter from the _Caribbeania_’s point of view, and to
-realise what a pathetic accident had occurred. It dawned upon her that
-her own hand, wearing her mother’s wedding ring, was just in front of
-her, holding the cord of a neat white life-buoy. “Caribbeania” painted
-in black on the life-buoy seemed like a wide mad smile.
-
-“This is absurd,” bubbled the suffragette. “I shall wake up in a minute
-now. It’s the air makes one sleepy.” And then she thought of something
-else for ages and ages, and could not find out what she was thinking of,
-though she tried all the time.
-
-On the promenade deck of the _Caribbeania_ the gardener stood dumb with
-enormous astonishment. His soul was dumb, his limbs were numb, his
-mental circulation was stopped. He had a sort of impression that the
-Atlantic had been suddenly sprinkled with a shower of women, but he
-could only think of one drop in the shower.
-
-“How red her face was as she went under—and what a dear she is!”
-
-The _Caribbeania_ had flung the two women behind her, and swept upon her
-way, only for a second had the red face of the suffragette floated like
-a cherry upon the water beside the black wall of the ship. The fourth
-officer had flung a life-buoy. Theresa had fainted. There was a black
-cork-like thing a thousand miles away which the fourth officer said was
-the head of one of the women. The _Caribbeania_, checked in her scornful
-attempt to proceed uncaring, was being brought round in a circle. A boat
-was being lowered.
-
-There was a long silence on the promenade deck.
-
-Presently—“Is it—her?” asked Courtesy in a husky voice by the gardener’s
-side.
-
-“Of course,” answered the gardener.
-
-Elizabeth Hammer had found the sleep she sought without recourse to
-drugs.
-
-Everybody watched the distant boat receive the thin small warrior out of
-the grasp of the sea, and then sweep in wide circles on its search for
-Elizabeth Hammer.
-
-The dream ended. The boat drew alongside. The suffragette, who had to
-some extent collected herself, made a characteristic attempt to step
-unassisted from the boat. It failed. Everybody had come down to the main
-deck to gratify their curiosity. The suffragette was carried on deck,
-though she obviously supposed she was walking. She looked somehow out of
-proportion to the elements with which she had battled.
-
-“You poor lamb,” said Courtesy, looking very dry and motherly beside
-her. “How do you feel? I’m coming to help you into bed.”
-
-“I am perfectly well, thank you,” said the suffragette.
-
-“Why did you jump overboard if you couldn’t swim?” asked the fourth
-officer, who was young and believed that there are always reasons for
-everything.
-
-“It was a mistake,” said the suffragette testily, and was led below by
-Courtesy and a stewardess.
-
-Tongues were loosened. Everybody reascended to the upper deck to vent
-their sympathy on Mrs. Paul Rust.
-
-She had remained in her chair, because she felt that any other woman
-would have retired below after witnessing the suicide of an
-indispensable part of her travelling equipment. But she could not
-control her complexion. Her face was blue-white like chalk, beneath her
-incongruous hair. She would reply to no questions, and the priest, after
-making several attempts to create for himself a speaking part in the
-drama, was obliged to abandon his intention as far as she was concerned,
-for lack of support. He turned to the gardener, whose stunned mind was
-now regaining consciousness.
-
-“I do indeed congratulate you on the rescue of your—your wife,” said the
-priest. “Yerce, yerce. As for that other poor soul, I was afraid she
-might make some attempt of the sort. She was suffering from some
-internal complaint, and had lost control of herself. Of course she had
-confided in me—yerce, yerce. I was so fortunate as to be able to say a
-few words of comfort. Perhaps it was a merciful release. But I hope she
-was prepared at the last. I hope that in that awful moment she thought
-upon her sins.”
-
-“I hope so too,” said the gardener. “It is good to die with a happy
-memory in the heart.”
-
-The general impression was that Elizabeth Hammer had made a mistake,
-poor thing. She was the subject of much conversation but little
-conjecture. The big problem of her little mind was not so much buried as
-never unearthed. She had made a mistake, poor thing. That was her
-epitaph.
-
-The suffragette was of course a heroine. She was a heroine for the same
-reason as Elizabeth Hammer was a poor thing—because nobody had analysed
-her motives. It would have been heresy to suggest that the heroine’s
-motive had been pure hysteria. She had done a very useless thing in a
-very clumsy way, but because it had been dangerous she was promoted to
-the rank of heroine.
-
-“I have been a damn fool,” mourned the suffragette, writhing profanely
-on her bunk.
-
-“Nonsense,” said Courtesy briskly. “You have been frightfully brave. It
-was only hard luck that you couldn’t save the woman.”
-
-“But I didn’t try. I had forgotten all about her until this moment.”
-
-“Nonsense,” repeated Courtesy, busy with a hot-water bottle. “You were
-splendid. We didn’t know you had it in you.”
-
-The suffragette laughed her secret laugh, which she kept hidden beneath
-her militant exterior. The sort of laughter that flies, not unsuitably,
-in the very face of tragedy.
-
-“This is a change,” she said.
-
-“What is?”
-
-“To be respected.”
-
-“My dear gal, we all respected you all along. Personally I always told
-them: ‘Mark my words,’ I said, ‘that gal’s got brains.’”
-
-“Yes, I expect they needed to be told.”
-
-“Nonsense,” said Courtesy.
-
-“For the last five years,” said the suffragette, “I have followed my
-conscience over rough land. I have been suffragetting industriously all
-that time. And every one laughed behind their hands at me. Not that I
-care. But to-day I have been a fool, and they have promoted me to the
-rank of heroine.”
-
-“Nonsense,” said Courtesy. “You’re not a fool. And surely you never were
-a suffragette.”
-
-“I am a militant suffragette,” said the suffragette proudly. “It takes a
-little courage and no hysteria to march through the city with drunk
-medical students waiting to knock you down at the next corner; and it
-takes hysteria and no courage to fall by mistake into the Atlantic.”
-
-“You quaint dear,” said Courtesy, who had not been giving undivided
-attention to her patient’s remarks. “I do believe you’ve got something
-in you besides brains after all. There now, you must try and sleep.
-Pleasant dreams. And if you’re a good gal and wake up with some roses in
-your cheeks, you shall have your husband to come and have tea with you.”
-
-“No,” said the suffragette. “Don’t call him that.”
-
-Courtesy wrenched the stopper of the hot-water bottle tightly on, as
-though she were also corking up her curiosity.
-
-As she went upstairs Courtesy discovered that she quite liked the
-suffragette—from a height. For a person suffering from brains, and from
-a mystery, and from political fervour, and from lack of physical
-stamina, the woman was quite surprisingly likeable.
-
-On deck, Courtesy’s friendly feeling was immediately put to the test.
-Mrs. Paul Rust beckoned her to her side.
-
-“That woman who jumped into the water after Hammer ... she is quite well
-again, of course?” It was rather difficult for Mrs. Rust to put this
-question, because the most obvious form was, “How is she?” and that
-would have been far too human.
-
-“She’ll be all right,” said Courtesy. “And even if she wasn’t she
-wouldn’t say so. She keeps herself to herself. You’ve torn a button off
-your coat. Shall I sew it on for you? You’ll miss your maid.”
-
-“I shall not,” said Mrs. Rust. “She was a fool to behave in that way.
-Nothing but indigestion.”
-
-“You shouldn’t speak hardly of the dead,” said Courtesy, indomitably
-conventional.
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” retorted Mrs. Rust, and closed her eyes in order
-to close the subject. “That young woman...”
-
-“I shall call her the suffragette,” said Courtesy. “She says she is one,
-and she looks like one.”
-
-“At any rate, the priest tells me she is not married to the ship’s
-gardener. Is that so?”
-
-“It’s not the priest’s business. Nor mine either.”
-
-“You would drop her like a red-hot coal if she were not married.”
-
-“Time enough to decide that later. I don’t approve of irregularity, of
-course. Marriage after all is an excellent idea.”
-
-That turned the balance successfully in the suffragette’s favour. “You
-are wrong,” said Mrs. Rust. “Marriage is an idiotic institution. It must
-have been invented by a man, I feel sure. It is like using ropes where
-only a silken thread is necessary.”
-
-“O Lor’,” said Courtesy.
-
-Mrs. Paul Rust decided to reach the truth by interrogating the gardener.
-She always tried to approach a mystery by the high-road, rightly
-considering that the high-road is the most untrodden way in these
-tortuous days.
-
-“Come here,” she called to the gardener, when Courtesy disappeared to
-see if her patient was asleep.
-
-“Is that young woman who foolishly jumped into the sea—your wife?” she
-asked.
-
-The gardener had resisted hours of siege on the subject. He was tired.
-Besides he instinctively understood Mrs. Rust.
-
-“In some ways she is,” he replied, after rather a blank pause.
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“Is that young man who owns a little red hotel in the woods in Hampshire
-your son?” asked the gardener, suddenly face to face with an
-opportunity.
-
-“In some ways he is,” replied Mrs. Rust inevitably, without a smile.
-
-The gardener became more and more inspired. “Because if you are his
-mother, I am his friend, and you may be interested to know that I put
-your point of view clearly before him when I met him last. He told me
-that you were unwilling to treat his hotel as an investment, and I said,
-‘Why should she?’ I said, ‘You may take it from me that she won’t.’”
-
-“Then you had no business to take my intentions for granted,” retorted
-Mrs. Rust. “What the dickens did you mean by it?”
-
-“I told him ...” continued the gardener, almost suffocating in the grasp
-of his own cleverness, “that obviously you could take no notice of so
-vague a scheme. Ninety-nine women out of a hundred, I said, would do as
-you were doing.”
-
-“You had better have minded your own business,” interrupted Mrs. Rust
-wrathfully. “And you had better mind it now. I shall do exactly what I
-like with my money, no matter what the other ninety-nine women would
-do.”
-
-“I was afraid you would be annoyed by my speaking like this,” said the
-gardener humbly. “It is only natural.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense. Do you know that the priest is shocked by his
-suspicions about you and your suffragette?”
-
-“I don’t mind,” said the gardener. “Being a priest, I suppose he is paid
-to be shocked sometimes. I don’t object to being his butt.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. “Then you don’t continue to assert that she is
-your wife.”
-
-“I can’t be bothered to continue to assert it,” said the gardener.
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-The gardener felt that the reward of the successfully unscrupulous rogue
-was within his reach. Lying in a good cause is a lovely exercise. The
-warm feeling of duty begun surged over him. He had justified his
-presence on board the _Caribbeania_, he had been true to Samuel Rust.
-The suffragette was not drowned. The blue sea was all round him. There
-was little else to be desired.
-
-“I shan’t be an unscrupulous rogue a moment longer than I can help,”
-thought the gardener. “I shall pose as being good next. We will be
-married on landing.”
-
-Courtesy at that moment returned and said, “Your wife would like you to
-come and have tea with her.”
-
-“Don’t leave us alone,” begged the gardener of Courtesy as they went
-below. “I don’t know how to behave to heroines.”
-
-He was obviously at a loss when he reached the suffragette’s cabin. He
-had never seen her with her hair down, and that upset him from the
-start. He shook her gently but repeatedly by the hand, and smiled his
-well-meaning young smile. He did not know what to say, and this was
-usually a branch of knowledge at which he was proficient.
-
-“Did you know that Captain Walters won the sweep yesterday on the
-Captain’s number?” he asked.
-
-“Don’t be a donkey,” said Courtesy. There was a genial lack of sting
-about Courtesy’s discourtesies, which kept her charm intact through all
-vicissitudes. “She doesn’t want to hear about the sweep. Let her be just
-now. She’s busy pouring out your tea.”
-
-For in the same spirit as the nurse allows a convalescent child to pour
-out tea from its own teapot, Courtesy had encouraged the suffragette to
-officiate. The headquarters of the meal, on a tray, were balanced upon
-the invalid’s bunk. It was not a treat to the suffragette, who loathed
-all the details of Woman’s Sphere, but for once she did not proclaim the
-ungracious truth.
-
-“I’m sorry,” she said nervously. “It’s years since I did anything of
-this sort. But I don’t know whether you take milk and sugar.”
-
-The gardener distrustfully eyed the hot water with vague aspirations
-towards tea-dom that dripped into his cup.
-
-“I don’t take either milk or sugar, thank you,” he said, “I like my
-troubles singly.”
-
-“Naughty boy,” said Courtesy, helping herself generously to cake. “You
-are beastly rude. And you’re a naughty gal, too, you suffragette. You
-ought to know how your husband likes his tea.”
-
-“But he’s not my husband,” said the suffragette.
-
-The gardener sat with a bun arrested half-way to his mouth. He had lived
-a self-contained existence, and had never before had a pose of his
-dismantled by an alien hand. The experience was most novel. He liked the
-suffragette more and more because she was unexpected.
-
-“Nonsense,” said Courtesy. “You’re feverish. You’ll tell me what you’ll
-be sorry for, in a minute.”
-
-“It’s true; and I’m far from sorry for it,” said the suffragette. “It’s
-almost too good to be true, but it is. I’m still alone. But because he
-thought I was a menace to England’s safety, he brought me away—by
-force.”
-
-“Perfectly true,” corroborated the gardener.
-
-“You babies,” said Courtesy. “It’s lucky for you it’s only me to hear
-you.”
-
-“It’s not a secret,” said the gardener. “I’ve just been talking about it
-to Mrs. Rust.”
-
-“And what did she say?” asked Courtesy and the suffragette together.
-
-“She said, ‘Good.’”
-
-At that moment the voice of Mrs. Rust was heard in the passage outside.
-“Miss Briggs.”
-
-Courtesy ran clumsily from the cabin.
-
-“That button,” said Mrs. Rust. “You said you would.... Myself I never
-can remember which finger I ought to wear my thimble on, or at what
-angle the needle should be held....”
-
-Anybody else, arrived within three feet of the suffragette’s door, would
-have thrown a smile round the corner. But Mrs. Rust did not. She did
-possess a heart, I am told, but a heart is such a hackneyed thing that
-she concealed it.
-
-“What do you intend to do when you get to Trinity Islands?” asked the
-suffragette.
-
-“I don’t know what we shall do,” replied the gardener. “I hate knowing
-about the future. I am leaving it—not to fate, but to my future self.”
-
-“Don’t you believe in fate?”
-
-“No. I believe in myself. I believe I can do exactly what I like.”
-
-“And what about me? Can’t I do exactly what I like? Do you think you can
-do exactly what you like with me?” asked the suffragette militantly.
-
-“So far I seem to have succeeded even in that.”
-
-She laughed.
-
-After a pause he said suddenly, “I am a brute to you, you dear,
-unaccommodating little thing. Somehow my will and my deed have got
-disconnected in my dealings with you. It is curious that having such
-good intentions I should still remain the villain of the piece. Yet I
-meant—if ever I had a woman—to make up to her for all I have seen my
-mother go through.”
-
-“When you have a woman—perhaps you will ...” said the suffragette. “You
-must wait and see.”
-
-“Come up and see land,” shouted Courtesy, running in with a
-semi-buttoned coat in her hand.
-
-The gardener shot up the companion-way, and, behold, the gods had
-touched the sea, and fairyland had uprisen.
-
-A long vivid island, afire in the ardent sun. Its mountain was golden
-and eccentric in outline, its little town and fortresses had obviously
-been built by a neat-fingered baby-god out of its box of bricks. The
-tiny houses had green shutters and red roofs. There was no doubt that
-the whole thing had only been created a minute or two before, it was so
-neat and so unsullied. It was nonsense to call the place by the name of
-a common liqueur, as the quartermaster did, any one could see it was too
-sudden and too faery to have a name or to make a liqueur. There was
-something very exciting in the way it had leapt out of a perfectly empty
-sea, and in the way it sped over the horizon, as if shrinking from the
-gaze of the proud _Caribbeania_.
-
-It passed. The gardener had looked at a dream. Courtesy had looked at
-good dry land. Captain Walters had looked at the monastery from which
-the liqueur emanated. Mrs. Rust had not looked at all. It is surprising
-that there should be so much difference in the material collected by
-such identical instruments as one pair of human eyes and another.
-
-Islands are gregarious animals, they decorate the ocean in conveys. The
-_Caribbeania_, her appetite for speed checked, began to stalk them with
-bated breath.
-
-“We’ll be going through the Hair’s Breadth to-morrow at seven,” said the
-Captain, in a fat, selfcongratulatory voice, as though he had himself
-created the channel he referred to. “You must all get up early to see
-her do it.”
-
-There are few penances easier than early rising on board ship. There are
-no inducements to stay upon the implacable plane that is your bunk, in
-the hot square cube that is your cabin. Your ear is tickled by the sound
-of the activities of food in the saloon outside; you can hear the sea
-singing in a cheerful, beckoning way past your inadequate porthole. You
-emerge from your cabin and find men in pyjamas, and ladies in flowered
-dressing-gowns and (if possible) thick pig-tails, or (if impossible)
-pleasing head-erections of lace, sitting in rows at sparkling tables,
-and being fed by stewards with apples and sandwiches. There is scarcely
-ever any need to remind the voyager by sea about the tiresome
-superiority that distinguishes the ant.
-
-The Captain, therefore, had a large audience ready for his
-sleight-of-nerve feat of threading the Hair’s Breadth. He looked very
-self-conscious on the bridge.
-
-Land climbed slowly down the spangled sloped sea from the horizon. There
-seemed to be no gap in the quivering line of it. Presently, however, as
-if it had quivered itself to pieces, the line was shattered. Silver
-channels appeared beckoning on every side. The _Caribbeania_, blind
-except to her duty, headed towards the least likely-looking channel of
-all. The most ignorant passenger on the ship could have told the Captain
-that he was running into certain destruction. Many longed to take
-command, and to point out to the Captain his mistake. Like a camel
-advancing foolhardily upon the needle’s eye the _Caribbeania_
-approached. Her speed was slackened, she went on tiptoe, so to speak, as
-if not to awaken the gods of ill-chance, but there was nothing faltering
-about her. She thrust her shoulders into the opening.
-
-(It would be waste of time to inform me that in nautical language a ship
-has no shoulders.)
-
-You could have whispered a confidence to the palm trees on either
-side—except that you would have been afraid to draw enough breath to do
-so, for fear of deflecting the ship an inch from her course.
-
-Courtesy was, as usual, bold. She spoke in quite an ordinary voice.
-“Why, look, there’s a man with hardly anything on, paddling! How
-killing! He’s the colour of brown paper!”
-
-“You’ll soon be dead in Trinity Islands if you find that killing,”
-snapped Mrs. Rust. “The Captain evidently doesn’t know his business.
-We’re at least six feet nearer to this shore than the other.”
-
-The first of Trinity Islands heaved before them quite abruptly when they
-had traversed the channel. The land seemed to have been petrified in the
-act of leaping up to meet them. I think the wind had changed upon it at
-a moment of grotesque contortion. My nurse used always to warn me that
-this climatic change might fatally occur when my anatomical experiments
-became more than usually daring.
-
-Green woods had veiled the harsh shapes of the hills. Palms waved their
-spread hands upon the sky-line. A tangle of green things tumbled to the
-water’s edge. Far away to the right a faint blessing of pearl-coloured
-smoke and a few diamonds flung among the velvet slopes of the hills
-hinted at the watching windows of Port of the West. Shipping clustered
-confidentially together on either side of the _Caribbeania_, like
-gossips commenting jealously on the arrival of a princess of their kind.
-The entering liner shook out little waves like messages to alight on the
-calm shore.
-
-The whole scene looked too heavy to be painted on the delicate sea. It
-was absurd to think that that pale opal floor should be trodden by the
-rusty tramp-steamers, the tall red-and-black sailing ships, the panting
-tugs, the blunt and bloated coal-tenders laden with compressed
-niggerhood. There were broadheaded catfish, and groping jellyfish in the
-water, and they alone looked fashioned from and throughout eternity for
-the tender element that framed them.
-
-The suffragette, who had risen from her berth, contrary to the advice of
-Courtesy and of the doctor, looked at the first of Trinity Islands with
-her soul in her eyes and a compressed adoration in her breast. For there
-was a silver sea, silver mist enclosing the island, and a silver shore
-shining through the mist. Silver, of course, is idealised grey—grey with
-the memory of black and white refined away. Silver is the halo of a
-snake-soul.
-
-The day was mapped out in so many ways by the different passengers of
-the _Caribbeania_, that, from their prophetic descriptions, you could
-hardly recognise it as the same slice out of eternity. There were
-globe-trotters, eager to trot this tiny section of the globe in hired
-motor-cars, others anxious to buy souvenirs in Port of the West all day,
-others nervously determined to call upon the Governor in search of a
-Vice-regal luncheon, others without imagination desirous of fishing for
-catfish from the poop, and a very few who dared to avow their intention
-of spending the day in absorbing cold drinks on the verandah of the
-King’s Garden Hotel.
-
-In theory the gardener wished to lie upon a chair on the shady side of
-the deck, with a handkerchief over his face all day. Such a course would
-have been flattering to his dignity and to his worship of aloofness. In
-practice his unquenchable energy and that of the suffragette were too
-much for him. He was vividly stirred by the strange land. The clawlike
-hands of the palms beckoned him.
-
-Following the suffragette, he bounded on to the first launch as eagerly
-as though he were not a man of theory. Behind him bounded Courtesy, and
-behind her Mrs. Paul Rust strove to bound. Courtesy, the gardener, and
-the suffragette sat squeezed in a row upon a dirty seat in the launch.
-Mrs. Rust, because sitting in a squeezed row was against her principles,
-stood. By these means she kept many men-passengers standing in wistful
-politeness during the whole journey of three miles to the shore.
-
-The bay swept its wide arms farther and farther round them. The palm
-trees on the promontories on either side of the town looked no longer
-beckoning, but grasping.
-
-“Oh, isn’t it good!” said the gardener, thrilling so that Courtesy and
-the suffragette, by reason of compressed propinquity, had to thrill too.
-He took the suffragette’s hand violently, and waggled it to and fro.
-“Isn’t it fine ...” and he jumped his feet upon the deck.
-
-“You babies,” said Courtesy. For the suffragette, even though she did
-not jump her feet, was jumping her eyes, and obviously jumping the heart
-in her breast. Most unorthodox for a snake.
-
-“We shall run head foremost into the wharf,” said Mrs. Rust in a final
-voice. “What a pity it is that sailors never know their work.”
-
-“Yes, isn’t it,” agreed the gardener, as if he had been longing to say
-something of the sort. “Extraordinary. Fine. Won’t it be fine if we run
-head foremost into the wharf, and sink, to be sealed up in this blue
-jewel here!”
-
-He tried to pat the bay with his hand.
-
-“Closed in the heart of it,” said the suffragette, “like flies in
-amber.”
-
-“I shouldn’t like it at all,” sniffed Courtesy.
-
-“Not like flies in amber,” said the gardener. “Because flies spoil the
-amber.”
-
-“Well, you and I wouldn’t exactly decorate the sea,” remarked the
-suffragette.
-
-“Look at those cannibals waiting for us,” said Courtesy. “My dears, I’m
-simply terrified.”
-
-The cannibals received them from the launch with the proverbial
-eagerness of cannibals. In the first three minutes of their arrival on
-land the travellers could have bought enough goods to furnish several
-bazaars had they been so inclined. The suffragette, by tickling the chin
-of a superb blue and yellow bird, was considered to have tacitly
-concluded a bargain with the owner as to the possession of it, and there
-was much discussion before she was disembarrassed of her unwelcome
-protégé. The gardener bought two walking-sticks in the excitement of the
-moment, before he remembered that he was devoid of money. The owner of
-the walking-sticks, however, kindly reminded him of the one-sidedness of
-the purchase, and he was obliged to borrow from the suffragette.
-
-The town, like a brazen beauty feigning modesty, was withdrawn a little
-from the wharves. There was a dry-looking grass space with goats as its
-only gardeners. This the party crossed, and the sensitive plant ducked
-and dived into its inner remoteness as they passed. The streets in front
-of them, hot and glaring, pointed to the hills, like fevered fingers
-pointing to peace which is unattainable.
-
-The main street received them fiercely. The heat was like the blaring of
-trumpets. The trams were intolerably noisy, clanking, and rattling like
-a devil’s cavalry charge. Black, shining women, with the faces of
-bull-dogs—only not so sincere—swung in a slow whirlwind of many
-petticoats up and down the street, with vivid burdens of fruit piled in
-ochre-coloured baskets on their heads. Little boys and girls, with their
-clothes precariously slung on thin brown shoulders, and well aired by an
-impromptu system of ventilation, ran by the gardener’s side, and
-reminded him of the necessity of quatties and half-pinnies, even in this
-paradise of the poor, where sustenance literally falls on your head from
-every tree in the forest.
-
-“This is exhausting,” said Mrs. Paul Rust, forced by extreme heat into a
-confession of the obvious. “Policeman, where can we get a cab?”
-
-“Yes, please, missis,” replied the policeman, who was tastefully dressed
-in white, by way of a contrast to his complexion.
-
-“Nonsense, man,” said Mrs. Rust. “I repeat, where can a cab be found?”
-
-“No, please, missis,” replied the policeman, acutely divining that his
-first answer had been found wanting.
-
-“You fool,” said Mrs. Rust, another unoriginal comment wrung from her by
-the heat.
-
-The policeman understood this, and giggled bashfully in a high falsetto.
-
-“Missis wanta buggy?” asked a tobacconist, with a slightly less dense
-complexion, from his shop door. “Policeman nevah understand missis, he
-only a niggah.”
-
-The gardener, as ever prone to paint the lily, hurried into the breach.
-“Ah yes, of course, we white men, we always hang together, eh?”
-
-It was The Moment of that tobacconist’s life. The gardener all unawares
-had crossed in one lucky stride those bitter channels that divide the
-brown man from the black, the yellow man from the brown, the white man
-from the yellow, and the buckra, the man from England, from all the
-world.
-
-Three buggies suddenly materialised noisily out of Mrs. Rust’s desire.
-They were all first upon the scene, as far as one could judge from the
-turmoil of conversation that immediately arose on the subject. The
-gardener tried to look firm but unbiassed. The three women stood and
-waited in a state of trance.
-
-The sun was working so hard at his daily task in the sky, that one could
-almost have pitied him for being called to such a flaming vocation in
-this flaming weather.
-
-Finally, Mrs. Rust awoke and, entering the nearest buggy, shook it to
-its very core as she seated herself and said, “King’s Garden Hotel.”
-
-She could hardly have been recognised as the Mrs. Rust of the
-_Caribbeania_. You could see her pride oozing out in large drops upon
-her brow. Her hat was on one side, and completely hid her sensational
-hair, but for one flat wisp, like an interrogation mark inverted, which
-reached damply to her eyebrow.
-
-The buggy horse, which consisted of a few promiscuous bones, badly sewn
-up in a second-hand skin, was more than willing to pause until the rest
-of the party should be seated, and even then seemed desirous of waiting
-on the chance of picking up yet another fare. It was, however, reminded
-of its duty by its driver, and turned its drooping nose in the direction
-of the King’s Garden Hotel.
-
-When they reached that heavenly verandah, they felt for a moment as
-though they were suffering from delusions. The _Caribbeania_ seemed to
-have arrived on shore bodily. A long vista of familiar profiles rocked
-cheek by jowl, nose beyond nose, from end to end of the verandah. There
-was Theresa, who had made no secret of her intention of accompanying
-Captain Walters “for a lark” on a visit to a Trinity Island Picture
-Palace. There was the priest, who had expressed a determination (which
-nobody had tried to alter) to explore the famous botanical gardens all
-by himself all day. There was the fourth officer, who had left the
-_Caribbeania_ inspired by a vision of a long walk to a sandy beach with
-a bathe at the end of it. There was the captain, who had set out to buy
-his wife a stuffed alligator as a silver-wedding present.
-
-That cool strip of green rocking-chairs had acted on them all like a
-spider’s web, with the manager of the King’s Garden sitting in the
-middle of it, murmuring cool things concerning drinks in an iced voice.
-Exquisite white linen suits of clothes, the only blot on whose
-spotlessness was the nigger inside them, ambled up and down the line,
-like field-marshals reviewing the household cavalry, armed humanely with
-lemon squashes and whiskies and sodas.
-
-The gardener, Mrs. Rust, the suffragette, and Courtesy enlisted in this
-force, and sat in a state of torpor only partially dispelled by
-luncheon, until Mrs. Rust began to look herself again. Her hat
-straightened and elevated itself to its normal position, and perched
-upon her hair like a nest of flowers on a ripe hay-field. The curls
-dried up like parsley after rain.
-
-Little by little the other tourists regained consciousness, and with
-much show of energy set forth to the nearest buggy stand.
-
-At about five, Courtesy, who was never happy unless she was moving with
-the crowd, became restless.
-
-“Let’s take a buggy and go back to the wharf,” she suggested.
-
-“We will hire a four-wheeler and return to the pier,” said Mrs. Rust in
-a contradictory voice.
-
-Buggy or four-wheeler, there was only one sort of vehicle to be found in
-Port of the West. They manned the nearest conveyance and quibbled not
-over its title.
-
-“It would be frightful if we missed the boat,” said Courtesy, who always
-said the thing that everybody else had already thought of saying, but
-rejected.
-
-For the _Caribbeania_ had begun raking the atmosphere with hoarse calls
-for its dispersed passengers.
-
-But at the wharf the launch was still fussily collecting the mails.
-
-There was a flame-coloured azalea leaning gorgeously out of the shade of
-the eaves of a customs house. It was Courtesy’s colour—so obviously hers
-that Courtesy herself unconsciously answered its call.
-
-“Ou—I say, that colour,” she said, and ceased, because she could not
-voice the echo that streamed from her heart to the azalea’s. It bent
-towards her like a torch blown by the wind.
-
-“It’s autumn,” said the gardener. “And that azalea is the only thing
-that knows it on the island.”
-
-“Good,” commented Mrs. Rust. “All this green greenhouse rubbish has no
-sense ...” she waved her hands to the palm trees that plaited their
-fingers over the sky in the background.
-
-“Autumn, I think ...” began the gardener, addressing the azalea, “autumn
-runs into the year, crying, ‘I’m on fire, I’m on fire ...’ and yet
-glories all the while; just as I might say, ‘This is passion, this is
-passion ...’ and so it is passion, and pain as well, but I love it....”
-
-“What a funny thing to say!” said Courtesy. “Do you say that sort of
-thing by mistake, you quaint boy, or do you know what you’re talking
-about?”
-
-“My lips say it by mistake,” said the gardener. “But my heart knows it,
-especially when I see—a thing like that. Otherwise, why should I have
-become a gardener?”
-
-He looked round for the suffragette to see if she had caught this spark
-out of his heart, and whether the same torch had set her alight. She was
-not there.
-
-“Come now, everybody,” said Courtesy. “The launch’ll be starting in a
-minute.”
-
-“But the suffragette’s not here,” said the gardener.
-
-There was an instant’s blank as heavy as lead.
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I can’t wait here all day. If she
-wants to moon around and miss the boat, let her. I am going.”
-
-She gave a hand each to two niggers, and sprang like a detachable
-earthquake into the launch.
-
-“I think I ought to wait,” said Courtesy. “She’s a little shaky after
-yesterday, and you’re such an irresponsible boy, gardener. She may have
-fainted, while we were looking the other way. Or she may be in that
-crowd buying souvenirs.”
-
-The gardener looked in the crowd for that well-known round hat with the
-faded flowers. But he knew that she would never buy a souvenir.
-
-“You jump in, gardener. I’ll wait,” said Courtesy. “Perhaps there’ll be
-another launch.”
-
-“Lars’ launch, missis, please,” said one of the mariners of the vessel
-in question.
-
-“Come at once, girl,” said Mrs. Rust’s harsh voice from the stern.
-
-Courtesy wavered.
-
-Mrs. Rust made a great effort. She became extremely red. “Don’t you
-understand, girl, you must come?” she shouted. “I can’t spare you.... I
-like you....” She cleared her throat and changed her voice. “Can’t
-sew ... buttons ... companion ... large salary....”
-
-But the first part of the sentence reached Courtesy’s sympathy. She
-jumped into the launch.
-
-The gardener stood on the hot wharf, and his heart turned upside down.
-His plans were stripped from him once more by this disgracefully
-militant creature who had broken into his life. He hovered on the brink
-of several thoughts at once.
-
-“The little fool. The dear little thing. The little devil.”
-
-He ran round the customs house. He felt convinced that it was
-interposing its broad person between him and his suffragette. He could
-almost see it dodging to hide her from his sight.
-
-“I shall find her in a minute,” he thought. “I’m a lucky man.” He
-thought that his hopes were pinned to the probability of arriving on the
-_Caribbeania_ in time.
-
-On the brown grass space there were only the goats. The gardener was
-astonished not to see the fleeing form of a woman making for the town.
-Things can be done very quickly if they must. The gardener was at the
-corner of the main street before he had time to think another thought.
-He looked back, and saw in one fevered glance the launch only just
-parting from the shore.
-
-“Have you seen a lady in white with a brown hat?” he asked of a
-policeman.
-
-“Yes, please, sah.”
-
-“Which way?”
-
-The conversation was from beginning to end above the policeman’s head.
-But such a very hot buckra man must be humoured. At random the policeman
-pointed up the main street. The gardener was indeed a man of luck, for
-that was the right direction.
-
-The main street on a fiery afternoon was as long as eternity, but in
-certain states of mind a man may bridge eternity in a breath, and not
-know what he has crossed.
-
-He was on the race-course. He looked back and the launch was approaching
-the _Caribbeania_ in the far-off bay, like a dwarf panting defiance at a
-giant.
-
-When he was half-way across the race-course, he saw a white figure
-surmounted by a brown straw hat, in the Botanical Gardens, in the shade
-of a banyan tree.
-
-The suffragette had lighted a cigarette in a laborious attempt to appear
-calm, but she pressed her hand to her breast as though she had been
-running. “I’m not coming,” she shouted, when he was within shouting
-distance.
-
-He vaulted the railing of the race-course, and the railing of the
-garden. “What a bore!” he said. “Then I must stop too.”
-
-“Why?” she asked.
-
-Very far off, the launch was nestling at the side of the _Caribbeania_.
-
-“For reasons I cannot be bothered to repeat to you.”
-
-She veiled herself in a cloud of smoke.
-
-“You know,” he added, “this is a repetition of the Elizabeth Hammer
-episode. Pure hysteria. Darling.”
-
-There was an appreciable pause.
-
-“Why, you’re right. So it is,” said the suffragette.
-
-“Come on,” shouted the gardener. “We can catch it yet.”
-
-“If I come,” she said, “it will be strong, not weak.”
-
-“Of course,” said the gardener. “Come on.”
-
-“It would be much easier to stay here.”
-
-“Oh, much,” panted the gardener. “Come on, come on.”
-
-So they ran, and on the way back they discovered how interminable the
-main street was, and how relentless is the sun of the West Atlantic. But
-when they reached the wharf, the launch was still clinging to the liner.
-
-“A guinea,” shouted the suffragette, who was experiencing the joys of
-very big-game hunting, “to the boatman who can get us up to the
-_Caribbeania_ before she starts.”
-
-She spoke in the voice of one accustomed to speaking in Trafalgar
-Square, and everybody understood her. A boat practically cut the feet
-from under them before she had finished speaking, and in it they
-splashed furiously out into the bay.
-
-“We shall catch it,” said the gardener, rowing energetically with one
-finger. “I’m a man of luck.”
-
-He was posing as one who would not utter a reproach. It was a convenient
-pose for all concerned. When they were about half-way, the suffragette
-said, “You know—it takes a little courage to admit hysteria.”
-
-“Of course it does, my dear,” said the gardener. “I wouldn’t have done
-it for the world.”
-
-Presently they were within bare shouting distance of the whale which had
-threatened to make Jonahs of them. A liner’s farewells are like those of
-a great many women I know, very elastic indeed.
-
-“You’ll do it,” shouted a voice from the high boat-deck.
-
-They did it. The Captain shook his finger at them from the bridge.
-
-“What happened?” asked Courtesy, meeting them on the main deck with a
-shawl to put round the suffragette. Some women seem to think that a
-shawl, or a hot bath, or a little drop of sal-volatile are equal to any
-emergency under the sun.
-
-“She didn’t know that was the last launch,” said the gardener, still
-posing as the magnanimous defender.
-
-“Yes, I did,” said the suffragette.
-
-“She was buying a souvenir round the corner,” persisted the gardener.
-
-“No, I wasn’t,” contradicted the lady. “I made up my mind not to come
-back to the _Caribbeania_.”
-
-“Ou, I say, how killing of you!” said Courtesy. “But he changed your
-mind?”
-
-“No. I overcame it.”
-
-“You quaint mite,” said Courtesy.
-
-The gardener’s pose momentarily ended here, for he was stricken with
-whirling of the head and sickness, after running in the sun. Although
-there was a touch of martyrdom about it, it was not a dignified ending
-to a really effective pose. He had to seek the comfort of Hilda in his
-cabin.
-
-Hilda had three flowers now, and they had cost her her independence, for
-she leaned upon a stick. But among her round green leaves she held up
-bravely her trinity of little gold suns.
-
-The gardener being thus removed, Courtesy and the suffragette sat on the
-promenade-deck, and discussed the day. The suffragette was astonished to
-find herself in this position, being addressed as “my dear,” by a
-contemporary. “Just like a real girl,” she thought, for as she had never
-passed through the mutual hair-brushing stage with other girls, she
-always expected to be hated, and never to be loved. She found it rather
-delightful to have Courtesy’s hand passed through her arm, but she also
-found it awkward, and hardly knew how to adjust her own arm to the
-unaccustomed contact. The very small details of intercourse are very
-hard indeed to a snake, though pleasant by reason of novelty.
-
-“So you didn’t want to come back, and he bullied you?” said Courtesy,
-frankly inquisitive. “After all, my dear, that’s what women are for.”
-
-“It is NOT!” shouted the suffragette. “Women are not born with a curse
-on them like that. I chose to come back; I made a great effort, and
-came.”
-
-“O Lor’!” said Courtesy, and tactfully changed the subject. Courtesy’s
-tact was always easily visible to the naked eye. “My dear, I must tell
-you what a killing interview I had with old Mrs. Rust. She clutched my
-arm when I got into the launch—think of that, my dear—and presently she
-said in a gruff sort of frightened voice, as if she was confessing a
-crime, ‘Miss Courtesy, I refuse to part with you; you are what I have
-been looking for; you are not to pay any attention to anybody else—do
-you hear? I forbid it.’ I screamed with laughter—on the quiet, you know.
-I said, ‘Do you want me to be a substitute for Hammer, Mrs. Rust?’ ‘No,’
-she said. ‘Hammer was only a stopgap; I was keeping the position open
-for a person like you. I will give you two hundred a year if you will
-promise to stay by me as long as you can bear me’—and then she shouted
-as if she had made a mistake, and thought that noise could cover it—‘I
-mean as long as I can bear you.’”
-
-“So what did you answer?” asked the suffragette.
-
-“My dear, two hundred a year—what could I say?”
-
-“But what were you originally going out to Trinity Island for?” asked
-the suffragette. “To visit relatives, weren’t you? What will they say?”
-
-“Oh, they won’t say anything—to two hundred a year. I was really only
-coming out as a globe-trotter. I loathe colonial relations.”
-
-The matrimonial motive was the skeleton in Courtesy’s cupboard.
-
-“But wasn’t it killing, my dear?”
-
-“Very killing,” agreed the suffragette gravely. She felt like one
-speaking a foreign tongue.
-
-And then it occurred to Courtesy that she was squeezing the arm of one
-who, after all, had a criminal disregard of convention. She withdrew her
-arm, and proceeded to try and storm that house which she considered to
-be built on sand.
-
-“I wish I could understand what you are up to, my dear?” she said.
-“Can’t I persuade you to leave that naughty gardener, or to marry him?
-You needn’t run away, or drown yourself or anything, just say to him,
-‘THIS WON’T DO.’ I should be frightfully glad if I could feel you were
-all right. Why don’t you get married on landing?”
-
-“We don’t want to,” said the suffragette, who was too inexperienced in
-the ways of The Generation to feel offended. “We neither of us ever
-pretended to want to.”
-
-“Ou yes, of course I know the catchwords. I know you just came together
-as friends, and didn’t see any harm in it.”
-
-“But we didn’t come as friends—we came as enemies.”
-
-“Yes,” said Courtesy, with a furrowed brow. “But really, my dear,
-enemies don’t do these things.”
-
-“They do. We do.”
-
-“But, my good girl, you must know—you can’t be as innocent as all that.”
-
-“Great Scott, no!” said the suffragette. “I’m not innocent!”
-
-“Then am I to conclude,” said Courtesy, suddenly frigid, “that you fully
-realise the meaning of the life you are leading?”
-
-“You are to conclude that,” said the suffragette, in a voice of growing
-militancy. “I realise its meaning much more fully than you do. I shall
-leave the gardener directly it becomes convenient to me to do so. For an
-utter stranger his behaviour has certainly been insufferable.”
-
-“O Lor’!” exclaimed Courtesy, falling back upon her original line of
-defence. “An utter stranger ... I must go and button Mrs. Rust into her
-evening gown.”
-
-There is something very annoying to a woman in being accused of
-innocence. The suffragette was quite cross.
-
-For the next two days the _Caribbeania_ threaded her way cautiously
-between shore and shore. The horizon was frilled with palm-embroidered
-lands. Dry, terrible-looking beaches, backed by arid brown hills, marred
-the soft character of those calm seas. It was as if the _Caribbeania_
-saluted the coast of South America, and South America turned her back
-upon her visitor. At two or three ports in that forbidding land the boat
-touched. Drake had passed that way, and had left his ill-gotten halo
-upon the coast, but that was the only life of the land. The flat, dead
-towns seemed brooding over flat, dead tragedies.
-
-It was almost a relief to the travellers when the last night fell, and
-the ship was enclosed in darkness and its trivial insularity. There was
-a great dance that night. Captain Walters called it the Veterans’ dance,
-because the chalked deck was thick with non-combatants, who had
-determined to cast care aside and join with youth, because after all it
-was the last night, and one would never meet any of these people again.
-As a matter of fact, there was no youth to be joined, for youth sat out
-and began its farewells. Half a dozen hours is not an over-large
-allowance of time for farewells between people who have known each other
-three throbbing ocean weeks.
-
-The suffragette actually danced with the chief engineer. He always
-danced with ladies who could not find partners, being a conscientious
-young man of forty-two, with a brand-new bride at home. The suffragette
-knew well that by his courtesy she was branded as one undesired, and she
-laughed her invisible cynical laugh.
-
-I think men are akin to sheep as well as to monkeys, and the theory only
-needs a Darwin to trace the connection. I have yet to meet the man who,
-where women are concerned, does not follow in the track of others of his
-kind. I think that very few men conceive an original preference for a
-woman unbiassed by the public tendency.
-
-Directly the gardener saw the suffragette dancing with the chief
-engineer, he wondered why he was not dancing with her himself, although
-she danced rather badly. The gardener felt a mysterious call to go and
-monopolise her directly she was at liberty.
-
-“I’m glad you have come to talk to me,” said the suffragette. “Because I
-shall go on shore early to-morrow, and should like to say good-bye to
-you.”
-
-“Good-bye?” questioned the gardener.
-
-“You didn’t really expect me to stay with you, did you?” she asked.
-
-“Yes,” said the gardener, and thought how peaceful and how stupid life
-would be without her. “I shan’t dream of letting you go.” And even while
-he said it, he experienced the awful feeling of being powerless to make
-his words good. He realised for the first time how indispensable to a
-man’s sight are soft straight hair that has never committed itself to
-any real colour, and a small pointed face, and quick questioning eyes.
-But there was something indescribable, peculiar to the suffragette, that
-made it impossible to humble oneself before her. She was anything but a
-queen among women; no man had ever wished to be trodden under her feet,
-though they were small and pretty. Plain people often have pretty hands
-and feet, a mark of Nature’s tardy self-reproach.
-
-To any other woman, the gardener might have said, “Please, my dear ...”
-with excellent results. He had a good voice with a tenor edge to it, and
-he could pose very nicely as a supplicator. But not to the suffragette.
-
-“I have not brought you all this way just to let you return to your
-militant courses,” he said, with a sort of hollow firmness. “I owe a
-duty to Trinity Island, after all, now that I have imported you.”
-
-The suffragette smiled and said she was tired and would go to
-bed—good-bye.
-
-The gardener said Good-night.
-
-The _Caribbeania_ and the first ray of the sun reached the Island
-simultaneously next morning. When the gardener came on deck at half-past
-seven he found himself confronted by the town of Union, backed by its
-sudden hills. The _Caribbeania_, like a robber’s victim, ignominiously
-bound to the pier, was being relieved of its valuables. The air was
-thick with talk. On the pier the over-dressed representatives of British
-rule, in blue serge and gold braid, rubbed shoulders with the
-under-dressed results of their kind tyranny, in openwork shirts and
-three-quarters of a pair of trousers.
-
-“Your wife went off early,” said the fourth officer to the gardener. “I
-asked her whether she were eloping all by herself, and she said you knew
-all about it.”
-
-“Thanks,” said the gardener curtly.
-
-You will hardly believe me when I tell you that his first conscious
-thought after this announcement was that he had no money to tip the
-steward with. The suffragette meant a good deal to him, and among the
-things she meant was temporary financial accommodation.
-
-I hope that you have noticed by now that he was not a money-lover, but a
-steward was a steward, and this particular steward had been kind in
-improvising a crutch for Hilda. Any assistance from the suffragette was,
-of course, taken as temporary: independence was one of the gardener’s
-chronic poses. He meant to change it from a rather hollow dream into
-reality on arriving on the Island; he supposed that he would be able to
-turn his brains into money. He considered that no such brain could ever
-have landed at Union Town. Its price in coin, which had been rather at a
-discount in the stupid turmoil of London, would be instantly appreciable
-under this empty sky. His pose on the Island was to be The One Who
-Arrives, in capital letters.
-
-He went down to his cabin to pack his little luggage. He had nothing
-beloved to pack now; men’s clothes seem to be inhuman things without a
-touch of the lovable, and they were all he had. For Hilda was dead. For
-the last week of her life she had been a little concrete exclamation of
-protest against her unnatural surroundings. One born to look simply at
-the sun, from the shelter of a whitewashed cottage wall, with others of
-her like jostling beautifully round her; a fantastic fate had willed
-that she should reach the flower of her life in a tipsy cabin, with a
-sea-wind singing outside the thick glass against which she leant. The
-gardener had given her a sailor’s grave somewhere near the spot in the
-Spanish Main to which I hope the spirit of Drake clings, for his
-mother-sea received him there. It was hardly a suitable ending for
-Hilda, but it was the best available.
-
-The gardener set himself to put his scanty property together stealthily,
-and creep from the boat, that the stewards might not see him go. He had
-an unposed horror of ungenerosity. To him, as to most men, the tip was
-more of a duty than the discharge of a debt. He suffered keenly for a
-while from the discovery that there was no escaping from the stewards
-to-day, they were stationed with careful carelessness at every corner.
-Presently the siege was raised unexpectedly by the arrival of the
-boot-boy with a note.
-
-“The lady left it, sir.”
-
-It contained a five-pound note, and it was addressed in the
-suffragette’s small defiant handwriting.
-
-Of course the hero of a novel should have thrown the whole missive into
-the sea. He should have struck an attitude and explained to the admiring
-boot-boy that such gifts from a woman could only be looked upon as an
-insult. But you must remember the gardener considered that the fortunes
-of the Island were at his feet. And he would not have gone so far as to
-pose at his own expense—not to speak of the steward’s. He put the note
-in his pocket, and went to the purser for change.
-
-When his duties were discharged, he came on deck to collect any plans
-that might be in the air. It is a most annoying fact that theories will
-not take the place of plans. In theory you may be The One Who Arrives,
-but in practice you have to think about passing the customs and finding
-a cheap hotel and getting yourself a sun-helmet. I think the world has
-an antipathy to heroes; it certainly makes things very hard for them.
-
-On deck Courtesy was sitting calm and ready. Her plans had been made for
-three days. She had only just stopped short of writing a time-table for
-the hourly career of herself and Mrs. Rust throughout their sojourn on
-the island. She had a genius for details.
-
-“The suffragette has disappeared,” said the gardener. A disarming
-frankness was one of his weapons.
-
-“I’m jolly glad,” replied Courtesy. “I believe you owe that to me, you
-naughty boy. I gave her a bit of my mind about it the other day.”
-
-The gardener uttered no reproaches. He felt none. For he had learnt by
-now that the suffragette would never be affected by a bit of anybody’s
-mind.
-
-“What are you going to do?” asked Courtesy. “We are going to the St.
-Maurice Hotel for four days—Father Christopher told us of it—and at
-mid-day on Saturday we go up to the hills for a fortnight, and then we
-hire a car and tour round the Island, staying twenty-four hours at
-Alligator Bay.”
-
-“I’m going to look for work,” said the gardener.
-
-“Sugar or bananas?”
-
-“Neither. Head-work.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “Nobody on the Island ever uses
-their head except to carry luggage on.”
-
-“That’s why I shall find work. There’s no competition in my line.”
-
-“You funny ...” giggled Courtesy. “Isn’t he quaint, Father Christopher?”
-
-For the priest was passing on his twenty-second circuit of the deck.
-
-“Very droll, no doubt,” said the priest in the voice of a refrigerator,
-and continued to pass. He was very much annoyed with the gardener’s
-soul.
-
-The gardener waited till he came round again before saying to Courtesy,
-“Besides, I have to look for the suffragette.”
-
-“I hope you won’t find her this time,” said Courtesy. “Will you come to
-tea with us one day, and tell us which of your searches seems most
-hopeful. You see, now the suffragette’s gone, you are respectable for
-the moment, and I needn’t be afraid for Mrs. Rust’s morals.”
-
-When Courtesy giggled, her hair laughed in the most extraordinary way.
-Everything she did was transmuted into something wonderful by that halo
-of hers.
-
-“I’ll come to-day, if I may,” said the gardener, who had never mastered
-the art of social diffidence. “You’d better have me to-day, for I hope I
-shan’t be respectable to-morrow.”
-
-Courtesy did not want him to-day. In her code there was only one
-programme for the first day in a strange land. It was made up of a visit
-to the principal church, the principal shop, the principal public
-gardens, and to a few “old-world relics of the past.” It did not include
-ordinary five-o’clock tea with a familiar figure. But, on the other
-hand, her invincible conventionality made it impossible for her to evade
-the gardener’s suggestion. Courtesy was content to suffer for her
-convictions. At any rate, you will notice that Mrs. Rust was not
-consulted.
-
-“You may come,” Courtesy said. “At five. We are due back from the
-cathedral at a quarter to.”
-
-Probably the reason why Mrs. Rust submitted to Courtesy’s tyranny from
-the first was that no other woman in the world would have done so.
-
-The land reeled under the gardener’s feet as he arrived. The only
-comfort in parting with the sea after a long intimacy is that for the
-first day or two the land follows the example of its sister element. The
-gardener found more difficulty in walking straight along Union High
-Street than he had experienced along the deck of the _Caribbeania_.
-
-The morning was yet very young when he put his little luggage down at
-the bamboo-tree arch of a house that proclaimed itself ready to receive
-boarders at moderate terms. He relied much on impulse, and the little
-house, which was lightly built on its own first story, so to speak,
-beckoned to him. But only in theory, for when he mounted the flight of
-wooden steps, and, through the open door, saw the dirty living-room,
-seething with gaudy trifles, he knew that in practice it was better
-suited to his means than to his mind.
-
-However, he had rung the bell. One has to pay penalties for acting on
-impulse. A woman with black wire hair, a face the colour of varnished
-deal, and a pale pink dressing-gown, appeared. Luckily she transpired to
-be the hostess before the gardener had voiced the fact that he mistook
-her for a drunken housemaid.
-
-“I want a room here,” began the gardener, who had never wanted anything
-less in his life. But the three pounds lay very light in his pocket.
-
-“We can give you one,” said the lady, and took his portmanteau. She
-could have given him several, but not one worth having. She conducted
-him through one or two doors that led from the living-room. Each showed
-a less attractive bedroom than the one before, but the cheapest was
-barely within the range of prudence, as far as the gardener’s pocket was
-concerned. In a leaden voice, proceeding from a heart of lead, he
-concluded a bargain for the temporary possession of the least inviting.
-And when it was done, and the portmanteau deposited drearily in the
-middle of a dirty linoleum floor, he discovered that time had been
-standing still, and that it was hardly nearer five o’clock than before.
-
-It was the first time he had realised the four thousand miles that lay
-between him and the kindly grey pavements of Penny Street. He remembered
-the look of the London lamps reflected in the slaty mirrors of London
-streets ... the smile of the ridiculous little griffin who sits on a
-pedestal at the top of Fleet Street, playing the ’cello with his
-shield ... the shrugging shoulders of St. Paul’s on tiptoe on the peak
-of Ludgate Hill ... the dead leaves blowing down the Broad Walk, in the
-rain....
-
-There is no pose that saves you from that awful longing for the things
-that are no longer yours, and which you hated while you possessed.
-
-“I said I was enough for myself. And I am not,” said the gardener, and
-hid his face in the mosquito net.
-
-Strange things in barbaric colours made the garden outside a whirlpool.
-Sometimes these things say to you: “You are a very long way from home”;
-and you exult, and think This is Life. But sometimes they say again:
-“You are a very long way from home”; and you cry out, and think This is
-Worse than Death.
-
-Now there are moral drawbacks about the posing habit. But there are also
-advantages, though possibly none deserved. For after three minutes of
-despair the gardener straightened himself, blinked, and began putting
-his spare shirt into a drawer that would not shut. He was posing as One
-Who was Seeing Life, and who was Making the Best of it. The vision that
-inspired this brave pose was the ghost of a pair of small haggard eyes,
-set in a short pointed face, eyes that cried easily and never
-surrendered. A thin unbeautiful ghost with clenched fists, and in the
-air, the ghost of a low and militant voice.
-
-“I am not enough,” the gardener admitted. “But together, we are enough.”
-
-He whistled a comic song tentatively. The Englishman never whistles or
-sings to suit his feelings. He dies to the tune of “Tipperary,” or goes
-to his wedding humming the “Dead March in Saul.”
-
-There was no more life to be seen in that hot little room, even by one
-fixed in an optimistic pose. He emerged into the sitting-room, and
-through an opposite and open door he could see the pink dressing-gown,
-containing his landlady, heaving sleepily under a mosquito net. One of
-her bare feet was drooping under the net. At this he had to swallow down
-London again violently, and remember that he was Seeing Life, and that
-he was Luckier than Most.
-
-Did you know that the surest way of ensuring luck is to be sure that you
-are lucky?
-
-“Now I will find my suffragette,” he said, standing between the bamboos
-at the gate. And he expelled an entering misgiving that he was perhaps
-presuming on his luck.
-
-It was curiously cool in the shade of the high cactus hedge that ran
-along one side of the way. A fresh breeze, like the unbidden guest at
-the wedding, conscious that it was not attired in character, crept
-guiltily in from the sea. The sun, which would have disclaimed even
-distant relationship with the cool copper halfpenny that inhabits
-English skies, fretted out the black shadows across and across the white
-street. The gardener thought painfully of many glasses of cold water
-that he had criminally wasted in England. He stiffened his long upper
-lip, and tried to look for new worlds instead of remembering the old.
-
-He went into the Botanical Gardens, and sat on a seat opposite the mad
-orchids. I think the Almighty was a little tired of His excellent system
-by the time He came to the orchids, so He allowed them to fashion
-themselves. For they are contrived, I think, and not spontaneously
-created like the rest.
-
-On the other end of the seat were two children, so blessedly English
-that for a moment the gardener smelt Kensington Gardens. The girl wore
-very little between her soft neck and her long brown arms and legs,
-except a white frill or two, and a passion flower in her sash. The boy,
-more modest, was encased in a white sailor suit. Both were finished off
-at the feet with sandals.
-
-Hardly had the gardener sat down when he was regretfully aware that he
-had sat by mistake on a pirate-ship in mid-ocean. The two commanders
-looked coldly at him from their end of the treasure-laden deck, and
-there was an awkward silence which somehow left the impression that much
-exciting talk had immediately preceded it on that vessel.
-
-“I beg your pardon,” said the gardener. “I forgot to tell you that I am
-the prisoner you seized when you captured your last prize. There was a
-desperate resistance, but in spite of heavy odds, you overcame me.”
-
-The boy, because he was a boy, looked for a second towards his
-mahogany-coloured Nana, who was staring an orchid out of countenance
-farther up the path. The girl, because she was a girl, looked neither
-right nor left, but straight at the gardener, and said: “All right then.
-But you mustn’t let your feet dangle into the sea. And you must be very
-frightened.”
-
-The gardener restrained his feet, and became so frightened that the
-whole vessel shook. The boy continued to look doubtful, until his sister
-reminded him in a hoarse whisper: “It’s all right, Aitch, we were
-wanting somebody to walk the plank.”
-
-In providing a willing villain, the gardener was supplying a long-felt
-want in pirate-ships. So thoroughly did he do his duty that when he was
-finally obliged as a matter of convention to walk the walking-stick
-blindfolded, and die a miserable death by drowning in the gravel-path,
-the pirate-ship seemed to have lost its point.
-
-“Let’s betend,” said the lady-pirate, “that Aitch and me are fairies,
-and we touch you with our wand and you turn into a speckled pony.”
-
-“Greatscod, no,” said Aitch; for there are limits to what a fellow of
-seven can betend in company. “Don’t let’s have any fairying, my good
-Zed. Let’s betend we’re just Aitch and Zed, and we’ll show the prisoner
-the Secret Tree.”
-
-So they set off, and the Nana, who might as well have been a
-Nanning-machine for all the individuality she put into her work, trotted
-behind them.
-
-The Secret Tree was one of those secrets that remain inviolate because
-it occurs to nobody to lay them bare. It was an everyday little palm
-tree, exquisitely bandaged by Nature in cocoanut matting; it was very
-fairy-like, and when you looked up at its fronds in their infinite
-intersections against the sky, you saw a thrill, like the thrill you see
-on a cornfield curtseying in the wind, or in the light moving across
-watered silk. In one of the folds of the palm tree’s garment a White
-Pawn, belonging to Aitch, had made his home. He lived there for days at
-a time—the gardener was told with bated breath—and the park-keeper never
-knew he was there. At night he saw the fireflies light their lamps, and
-heard the swift slither of the fearful scorpion; once he had reported an
-adventure with a centipede three times his own size. That pawn was the
-epitome of People Who Stay Up Late At Night, and Are Not Afraid of the
-Dark. A super-grown-up.
-
-On their way to the garden gate, each child held a hand of the gardener,
-and the automatic Nana walked behind. As they came out into the main
-street, the gardener thought that the houses looked like skulls—so white
-they were, and so soulless, and their windows so black and empty.
-
-“Greatscod,” said Aitch, “what is happening to the church steeple?”
-
-For it was reeling in front of them, to the tune of a paralysing open
-roar from underground.
-
-Behind them the automaton blossomed madly into life, Nana fled shrieking
-back into the garden.
-
-Those two things happened, one by one, like sparks struck out of a
-flaming experience. Then everything happened at once, and yet lasted a
-lifetime. There seemed not a second to spare, and yet nothing to be
-done.
-
-The gardener felt unspeakably terrified, his mother earth shot away from
-under him, truth was proved false. He discovered that he had seized
-Aitch and Zed, one under each arm; and later on—his memory having
-vaulted the blank—he found that he was lying on them in the gutter, and
-that Aitch was yapping like a dog. Zed was crying, “Mother, Mother.” And
-the gardener, with a quick vision of some one watering a cool English
-herbaceous border, also said, “Mother, Mother.”
-
-After a while a green beetle ran past his eye, and he recalled the
-moment, and raised himself upon his hands and knees. A fire of pain
-burnt him suddenly, and he turned his head and saw a pyre of twisted
-iron posts heaped upon his legs.
-
-The air was thick with strange sounds, muffled as if from a gramophone.
-Some one quite near, but unseen, was shouting, “Oh, Oh,” as regularly as
-a clock’s chime. There was a rending wheeze behind them, and the
-gardener looked round in time to see a palm tree sink with dignity into
-a trench that had been gashed at its feet. But that might have been a
-dream.
-
-He felt absolutely sick with horror. His head seemed as though it were
-all at once too big for his skin. His whole being throbbed terribly in a
-sort of echo of the three throbs that had laid life by the heels.
-
-Yock—Yollock—Yollock. A pounce, and then two shakes, like a terrier
-dealing with a rat. Why had one ever trusted oneself to such a risky
-crumb of creation as this world? The gardener lost himself in
-littleness. And presently found that he had insinuated himself into a
-sitting position, and was feeling very sick indeed.
-
-“That was an earthquake,” remarked Zed, with the truly feminine trick of
-jumping to foregone conclusions. And she burst into tears, wailing
-still, “Mother, Mother.”
-
-“It is funny we should both have thought of her,” observed the gardener,
-forgetting that there was room for more than one mother in this tiny
-world. His eyes were fixed on a thin and fearful stream of blood that
-was issuing from between two bricks in the mass of miscellany that had
-once been a house. “Blood—from a skull?” he thought, and fainted.
-
-For centuries his mind skirted round some enormous joke. It was so big
-that he could not see its point, and then again it was so little that he
-lost it. At any rate it was round, and turned with a jovial hum.
-
-Later on he was aware of the solution of a problem which he felt had
-been troubling him all his life. What colour was the face of a nigger
-pale with fright? It was several colours, chiefly the shade of a wooden
-horse he had once loved, but mottled. But the whites of the eyes were
-more blue than white, they shone like electric light. With an effort he
-fitted the various parts of his mind together.
-
-“Hullo, constable,” he said in a voice he could not easily control.
-“This is a pretty business, isn’t it?” And he tried to rise, and to
-whistle a bar or two, in an effort to assume the pose of the hero who
-trifles in the face of death. But he could not rise. He was pinned to
-the pavement by a leg that seemed somehow to have lost its identity.
-
-It is not in the least romantic to be hurt. There is something curiously
-dirty in the feeling of one’s own pain, and in the sight of one’s own
-blood, though wounds in others are rather dramatic.
-
-Now Courtesy was a person who, without ever trying to be sensational,
-was often unexpected by mistake. Coincidence seemed to haunt her. Out of
-the hundred streets that lay shattered in Union Town that afternoon, she
-chose the one in which the gardener lay, and, accompanied by the priest,
-she bore down upon that unheroic hero, laden with brandy and bandages.
-The gardener saw her large face, frank as a sunflower, between him and
-the yellow sky.
-
-The priest was quite obviously a saviour. You could see in his eye that
-he was succouring the wounded. You could hear in his voice as he
-addressed the terrified hotel porters who followed him that he was busy
-rising nobly to an emergency.
-
-“Why, gardener,” said Courtesy, in the tones of one greeting a friend at
-a garden party. “You here? I was wondering what had become of you. Now
-what’s the matter with you?”
-
-She poured him out some brandy, as though it were the ordinary thing for
-a lady to offer to a friend in the street. And the gardener’s world
-regained its feet, he wondered why he had been so frightened.
-
-“Poor little mites,” said Courtesy to Aitch and Zed. “They won’t forget
-this in a hurry, will they?”
-
-There is something very comforting in the utterly banal. That is why the
-instinct is so strong in good women to make you a cup of tea, and poke
-the fire, when you are crossed in love.
-
-“But if she had been the suffragette ...” thought the gardener. He knew
-quite well that the thing would not have been so well done, had it been
-the suffragette. He was fully aware that the operation of having his leg
-put into improvised splints, and of being lifted upon a door, would have
-been much more painful, had it been accomplished by the little nervous
-hands of the suffragette, instead of the large excellent hands of
-Courtesy.
-
-It is discouraging to those of us who have spent much money on becoming
-fully efficient in first aid and hygiene and practical economy and all
-the luxuries of the modern female intellect, to find how perfect
-imperfection can seem.
-
-“Thank you—you little darling,” said the gardener with his eyes shut,
-when, after a few spasms of red pain, he was safe upon the door.
-White-clad hotel porters stood like tombstones at his head and feet.
-
-“Lor’ bless you,” said Courtesy. “Take him to the St. Maurice, porter.
-It’s the only place left more or less standing, I should think.”
-
-“It is not,” said the priest. “Excuse me, Miss Briggs, there are
-thousands in this stricken town in need of our help, and I should prefer
-that only the gentler and worthier of the sufferers should come under
-that roof. There are many excellent resting-places where our friend here
-would be far more suitably placed. You ought to know his character by
-now, and you must think of your own good name.”
-
-“Rot,” said Courtesy. “What do his morals matter when he’s broken his
-leg?”
-
-“Remember you are also succouring these innocent children,” persisted
-the priest. “Would you have them under the same roof?”
-
-“Rot,” repeated Courtesy. “The roof’ll be all right.”
-
-“Dose little children ...” said the policeman suddenly. “He covahed dem
-when dat house was fallin’. Verree brave gentleman. I chahnced to be
-runnin’ by....”
-
-“Of course he did,” said Courtesy. “The St. Maurice, porter.” And
-seizing Aitch and Zed each by a hand, she started the procession.
-
-The High Street looked as if one side of it had charged the other with
-equally disastrous results to both. At different points in it, fire and
-heavy smoke were animating the scene. Distracted men and women panted
-and moaned and tore at the wreckage with bleeding hands. A little crying
-crowd was collected round a woman who lay nailed to the ground by a
-mountain of bricks, with her face fixed in a glare of terrible surprise.
-By the cathedral steps the dead lay in a row, shoulder to shoulder, with
-the horrid uniformity of sprats upon a plate. Courtesy lifted up Zed and
-called Aitch’s attention to the healthier distress of a little dog,
-which ran around looking for its past in the extraordinary mazes of the
-present.
-
-The gardener, swinging along painfully upon his door, opened his eyes
-and saw the fires. To his surprise he recognised the house which could
-boast the highest flames. Its wall had fallen to disclose the shattered
-remains of the rooms in which the gardener had lately wrestled with
-despair. The bamboos and the gorgeous garden watched unmoved the pillar
-of fire that danced in their midst. There was no sign of the wire-haired
-woman.
-
-But only one thought came to the gardener’s mind on the subject. “Why
-she will see that. It is a beacon from me to her.”
-
-As a matter of fact she did not.
-
-A pretty woman, crying in a curious laughing voice, ran into Courtesy’s
-arms. “My little babies ...” she quavered. “What a catastrophe. I don’t
-know where my husband is. There is a grand piano on my bed.”
-
-“This is my mother,” said Aitch.
-
-“Come along to the St. Maurice,” said Courtesy. “That’s where I am
-taking your babies to. Our piano there is still in its proper place.”
-
-So they all followed the gardener.
-
-“Somebody must go and find a doctor,” said Courtesy at the door of the
-St. Maurice. She looked suggestively at the priest.
-
-But he replied, “I wash my hands of the matter, Miss Briggs. I consider
-this to be a judgment on that young man.”
-
-“A judgment?” wept the mother of Aitch and Zed. “Why, what has he done?”
-
-“He saved the lives of your babies,” replied Courtesy. “And anyway, a
-judgment needs a surgeon just as much as a simple fracture.”
-
-“Yerce, yerce, only don’t ask me to help,” said the priest. “I prefer to
-succour those deserving of help.” And he went out into the street again.
-He seemed wedded to the word succour. It is a pose word, and fitted him
-exactly. Nothing but an earthquake could have made this worm turn. But
-the effect of the disaster on the priest was an obstinate certainty that
-there was a Jonah in the case, and that, as heaven was never to blame,
-the wicked were entirely responsible.
-
-“Oh, Lor’,” said Courtesy. “I’ll have to go for a surgeon myself.”
-
-“I’ll go with you,” cried the mother of Aitch and Zed, whose name, for
-the sake of brevity, was Mrs. Tring. “I don’t know what has become of my
-Dally” (who was her husband).
-
-“Somebody must sit with the gardener,” said Courtesy, when she came back
-from a successful search for an intact bed, into which, with the help of
-a housemaid, she had inserted the gardener.
-
-“I will sit with him,” said the harsh voice of Mrs. Rust, as she rose
-from a seat where she had been sitting with an enormous paper bag held
-in a rigid hand. “I refuse to run about the streets with brandy. All the
-old cats are doing that.”
-
-“Why, Mrs. Rust,” observed Courtesy, whose conventionality was not quite
-so striking after an earthquake as it had been upon the comparatively
-stable Atlantic. “I had clean forgotten that you existed.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. “I was buying mangoes when the incident
-occurred. Perhaps the gardener would like a mango.”
-
-“Perhaps he would. I am so glad to see that you don’t take the same view
-about the gardener as the——”
-
-“I never take the same view,” barked Mrs. Rust. “Show me the boy’s
-room.”
-
-So the gardener saw that poisonous hair advance along a shaft of
-sunlight that intruded through the broken shutter.
-
-“Your jug and basin are broken,” said Mrs. Rust. “Disgraceful.”
-
-“Oh, there are several things broken in this town,” he said feverishly.
-“Windows and necks and a heart or two.”
-
-Mrs. Rust sat deliberately on a chair and burst into tears.
-
-“I was buying mangoes,” she sobbed stormily, “from a black man with
-bleached hair. And the whole of a shop-front fell out on him. One brick
-hit my toe. I looked at the man through a sort of cage of fallen things.
-It was as if—one had trodden on red currants.”
-
-“What did you do?” panted the gardener. “How fine to live in a world
-where things happen.”
-
-“I ran away,” said Mrs. Rust shakily. “I didn’t pay for the mangoes.”
-
-“I would rather have had this happen,” said the gardener after a pause,
-“and have broken my leg, than have had an ordinary day to meet me on
-Trinity Island.”
-
-After another pause, he added: “But I have lost the suffragette. And
-that is another matter.”
-
-“Was she killed?” asked Mrs. Rust, steeling herself against the
-commonplace duty of condolence.
-
-“Certainly not,” replied the gardener. “She is a militant suffragette.”
-
-“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“How good the world is,” said the gardener, “to provide such excellent
-material. The sea, and the earthquake, and a fighting woman to love.
-Just think—an earthquake—on my first day. I am a man of luck.”
-
-“You have broken your leg,” Mrs. Rust informed him.
-
-“I have,” admitted the gardener rather fretfully. “But then everything
-has its price.”
-
-“A good many other people have come off much worse,” said Mrs. Rust.
-“I’m not complaining, mind, but any other woman would say you were
-disgracefully selfish. A lot of people are dead, and a lot of other
-people’s people are dead....”
-
-“The longer I live ...” said the gardener, from the summit of his
-twenty-three years, “the surer I am that we make a fuss which is almost
-funny over death. We run after it all over the world, and then we
-grumble at it when it catches us up from behind. It’s an adventure, of
-course, but then—so is—shaving every morning. Compare death with—love,
-for instance.”
-
-He felt ashamed of this after he had said it, and tried to cover it with
-a little laugh which shook him, and changed into a yelp. After breathing
-hard for a little while he went on.
-
-“We who have survived this ordeal have gained much more than we risked.
-I know that anything is worth a risk, the risk in itself is the gain,
-and to risk everything for nothing is a fine thing. Why otherwise do we
-climb Alps, or hunt the South Pole? In theory, I would run in front of
-an express train to save a mou. In theory I don’t mind what I pay for
-danger. That’s why I love the suffragette; she would risk her life for a
-little vote, and her honour for a bleak thing like independence.”
-
-“Do you love the suffragette?” asked Mrs. Rust, who was at heart a
-woman, although she believed herself to be a neutral intelligence.
-
-“I do, I do,” cried the gardener, suddenly and gloriously losing his
-pose of One Who Evolves a New Scale of Values—in other words, the pose
-of a Paradox. But his emotion awoke his nerves, and for a while,
-although the suffragette obsessed his imagination, pain obsessed the
-rest of the universe.
-
-When Courtesy and the doctor came in, they found the gardener with a
-temperature well into three figures. So for some time Mrs. Rust was not
-allowed to see the patient.
-
-By the time the gardener felt better, the earthquake, in the eyes of the
-townspeople of Union, had become not so much of a horror as a disaster,
-a thing possible to dilate upon and even to lie about. The homeless were
-beginning to look upon homelessness as a state to be passed through
-rather than the end of things, the bereaved were discovering little by
-little that life may arise from ashes, and that sackcloth may be cut
-quite becomingly. Those ghosts of dead hope who still searched among the
-ruins were looked upon as “poor things” rather than companions in
-sorrow. Young nigger ladies, dressed in pink and silver, flaunted their
-teeth and their petticoats around the firemen who worked desultorily at
-the little gaseous fires that broke out among the lamentable streets.
-The one church that remained standing was constantly full. (The picture
-palace had met the fate it perhaps deserved.) There is nothing in the
-world so saved as a saved nigger. And nothing so lost as a lost nigger.
-After an earthquake it always occurs to these light and child-like minds
-that it is safer to be saved. The horse has fled from the stable, but
-the door might as well be attended to, and the padlock of salvation is
-not expensive. Fervent men and women throng the pews, shouting hymns
-down the back of each other’s neck, and groaning away sins they do not
-realise, to the accompaniment of words they do not understand. Those who
-have lived together in innocent sin hurry to the altar for the ring,
-which, to these harmless transgressors, is as the fig-leaf apron of
-Eden, and heralds virtuous tragedy.
-
-When the gardener became well enough to resent being ill, he was allowed
-visitors, among whom was one, by name Dallas Tring, Esquire. This was a
-very honest man who, in spite of having an excellent heart, believed
-that he always told the truth at all costs. The only lie he permitted
-himself, however, was constantly on his lips. It was: “I take your
-meaning.”
-
-It was obviously unnatural to him to be enthusiastic. It is to most very
-honest people. He came into the gardener’s room like an actor emerging
-from stage fright on to the stage.
-
-“You saved my children from being crushed to death,” he said, and seized
-the gardener’s hands. “Thank you, thank you.”
-
-“Oh, not at all,” murmured the gardener. “I pretty nearly crushed them
-to death myself. Have a whisky and soda.”
-
-This last is the Trinity Island retort to everything, its loophole, its
-conversational salvation. The average Englishman takes several weeks to
-acquire the habit in the real Island style, but the gardener was always
-more adaptable than most.
-
-Privately he did feel unreasonably conceited about the rescue. He would
-have admitted that the impulse to gather Aitch and Zed beneath his
-prostrate form had been unconscious, but he considered that unconscious
-heroism proves heroism deeply ingrained. Nevertheless, the people who
-voice your conceit for you are only a little less trying than the people
-who relieve you of the duty of being humble. One must do these things
-for oneself.
-
-Mr. Dallas Tring was glad to have accomplished his duty, which was not
-spontaneous, but had been impressed upon him by his wife. Left to
-himself he would have said: “Say, that was good of you. I’d have been
-cut up if anything had happened to the kids.”
-
-His wife not having warned him how to proceed, he began now to talk
-about the banana crops. It was only towards the end of the interview
-that he risked himself once more upon the quicksands of emotion.
-
-“Look here, you know, it’s altogether unspeakable—what I owe you. Those
-are the only children we have. Aitch is a fine boy, don’t you think?”
-
-“Fine,” agreed the gardener, relieved to be allowed a loophole of escape
-from, “Not at all.”
-
-“You’re a fine boy yourself,” added Mr. Tring. “When you get well, will
-you come and help me?”
-
-“What to do?”
-
-“To start again.”
-
-“Oh, yes,” replied the gardener. “I love starting again. What I never
-can do is to go on.”
-
-After this the gardener, considered to be stronger, was allowed to see
-Mrs. Rust again. She was now but little better than a fretful echo of
-Courtesy.
-
-Some people seem born to walk alone, and others there are who are never
-seen without a group behind them. Courtesy was as far a leader of men as
-can be compatible with having no destination to lead them to. She never
-knew what it was to be without a “circle.” Acquaintances were as
-necessary to her as air, and she used them, as she used air, innocently
-for her own ends.
-
-Mrs. Rust never attained to the dignity either of being alone or the
-leader of a group, though she worshipped independence. She believed she
-had bought precedence of Courtesy for £200 a year.
-
-And on the occasion of this visit to the gardener, she believed that she
-was about to shock and surprise that wise young man.
-
-“Do you know what I have done?” she asked, when she had to some extent
-overcome the nervous cautiousness of behaviour impressed upon her by the
-absent Courtesy.
-
-“I do not,” said the gardener, whose gently irreverent manner towards
-her was his salvation in her eyes. “It’s sure to be something that any
-one else would be ashamed of doing.”
-
-Mrs. Rust bridled. “It was partly to annoy you that I did it,” she said.
-“Because you dared to advise me not to. I have sent my son Samuel a
-cheque, so as to launch his hotel.”
-
-“Rash woman,” protested the gardener. “If you knew your son Samuel as
-well as I do——”
-
-“I know he is my son, so he cannot be altogether a fool.”
-
-The gardener bent his thick threatening eyebrows upon her.
-
-“Do you know what else I have done?” she continued.
-
-“I tremble to think,” replied the invalid.
-
-“I have advertised for your suffragette in the Union Paper. Courtesy
-said what a mercy it would be if she should have got safely away and
-wouldn’t come back, so I advertised, just to show that I disagreed. I
-never knew her name, so I described her appearance....”
-
-“Her little size ...” he said eagerly. “Her small and hollow eyes. Her
-darling-coloured hair that always blew forward along her cheeks....”
-
-“Well, I didn’t put it like that,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“She had such wonderful little hands,” said the gardener, upon whom a
-sick-bed had a softening, not to say maudlin effect. “You could see
-everything she thought in her hands. They were not very white, but pale
-brown. You might have mentioned them. But she is obviously mine. Nobody
-could overlook that. Nobody could overlook her at all.”
-
-“On the contrary,” said Mrs. Rust, “she is a perfectly
-insignificant-looking young woman. And I am sure that she would strongly
-resent your describing her as though she were a dog with your name on
-its collar. She had sensible views about women.”
-
-You have been intended to suppose all this time that the suffragette had
-succumbed to the earthquake, but as she is the heroine—though an
-unworthy one—of this book, I am sure you have not been deceived. Loth as
-I am to admit that a friend of mine should have been so near to such an
-experience without reaping the benefit of it, I am obliged by tiresome
-truth to confess that she was never aware of the earthquake as an
-earthquake at all.
-
-She was in the train when it happened, a little Christian the Pilgrim,
-making her way through many difficulties up to the Delectable Mountains.
-Far off they stood, defying the pale sea and the pale plains, shadowed
-mountains, each with its cool brow crowned by a halo of cloud.
-
-The train service in Trinity Islands is not their chief attraction.
-First, second, and third class alike may watch the vivid country from
-the windows, otherwise there is no compensation for rich or poor. The
-price of a first-class fare is supposed to guarantee your
-fellow-passengers matching yourself as nearly as possible in complexion;
-it also entitles you to a deformed wicker chair in a compartment that a
-cow would appeal against in the Home Country. The wicker chair,
-unsettled by its migratory life, amuses itself by travelling drunkenly
-around the truck, unless you lash yourself to the door-handle with your
-pocket-handkerchief, or evolve some other ingenious device.
-
-The suffragette was always without inspirations in the cause of comfort.
-She was a petty ascetic, and never thought personal well-being worth the
-acquiring. Her body was an unfortunate detail attached to her; she
-resented its demands, and took but little more care if it than she did
-of the mustard-coloured portmanteau, another troublesome but
-indispensable part of her equipment. She put her body and the
-portmanteau each into a wicker chair in the train, and promptly forgot
-how uncomfortable they both were.
-
-(There is much fascination in the big world, but I think the most
-wonderful thing in it is the passing of the little bubble worlds that
-blow and burst in many colours around you and me every minute of our
-lives. In a ’bus or at a ball, in a crowd around a fallen horse, meeting
-for a moment as reader and writer of a book, or shoulder to shoulder in
-church singing to a God we all look at with different eyes, these things
-happen and will never happen exactly that way again. How I wondered at
-the cut of your moustache, O stranger, how I wondered at the colour of
-your tie.... But your little daughter with the thin straight legs and
-the thin straight hair pressed to your side, her glorying face filled
-with the light of novelty, and prayed that drive to heaven might never
-cease. And next to you was the girl who had just discovered the man by
-her side to be no saint, but a man. And he was trying by argument to
-recover his sanctitude. “But strite now, Mibel, I never dremp you’d tike
-it so ’ard. ’S only my bit of fun....” There was the man in khaki, next
-to me, born an idler, brought up a grocer’s assistant, and latterly
-shocked into becoming a hero.... There was the conductor, a man of
-twisted humour, chanting the words of his calling in various keys
-through the row of sixpences that he held between his lips, while the
-little bell at his belt tolled the knell of one ticket after another....
-A little oblong world glazed in, ready to my hand. But I got out at the
-Bank, and the world went on to Hammersmith Broadway.... These things
-are, and never shall be again. The finest thing about life is its lack
-of repetition. I hate to hear that history repeats itself. My comfort is
-that history is never word-perfect in so doing. Fate has always some new
-joke up her sleeve. Sometimes the joke is not funny, but certainly it is
-always new.)
-
-There were two Eves and an Adam in the world which evolved from chaos
-under the suffragette’s eyes, as the train moved out of Union station.
-Also a dog. We are never told about Adam’s dog, but I am sure that he
-had one, and that it wagged its tail at him as he awoke from being
-created, and snapped at the serpent, and did its best to propitiate the
-angel with the flaming sword.
-
-Dogs seldom ignored the suffragette. As a race they have either more or
-less perspicacity than ourselves—you may look at it as you will—and they
-seldom concur with the public verdict of humanity on its own species.
-And in the suffragette a confiding dog was never disappointed, for she
-knew the exact spot where the starched buckram of one’s ear is sewn on
-to one’s skull, on which it is almost unbearably good to be scratched.
-
-This dog was the sort whose name is always Scottie when he is owned by
-the unenterprising. He wore his forelegs so short and so bent that he
-looked as though he were continually posing as being thoroughbred. When
-he drew himself up to his full height, the under outline of his figure
-was about three inches from the ground. When at leisure he walked
-broadly and foursquare, as a table would walk, if endowed with life;
-when speeding up, he cantered diagonally—forefeet together—hindfeet
-together—no one foot moving independently of its twin.
-
-The sort of conversation that this dog and the suffragette immediately
-began did not prevent the latter’s hearing the conversation that was
-woven by her fellow-passengers across the loom of the train’s roaring.
-
-The fact that the dog’s name was really Scottie should give you a clue
-as to his mistress’s character. It was perhaps malicious of me to
-describe her as an Eve; that would have made her blush. For she was very
-fully clothed in blue serge. It is almost impossible for the average
-woman to conduct the business of life except in blue serge. We travel in
-blue serge (thin for the tropics, thick and satin-lined for our native
-climate), we sit at our desk in blue serge, we meet our Deity or our
-stockbroker in blue serge, in blue serge we raid the House of Commons.
-Perhaps the root of the feminist movement lies in blue serge. If I were
-defended by a crinoline, or rustled in satin or gingham or poplin, I
-might have been an exemplary spinster in my sphere to-day.
-
-The other Eve, attired (for she was obviously cosmopolitan) in fawn
-tussore, occupied an undue fraction of the little universe. She was the
-sort of person whose bosom enters a room first, closely followed by her
-chin. Black eyes and a hooked Spanish nose led the rear not unworthily.
-She intended to be looked at, and she hoped to be recognised as a
-notorious novelist. For she was a momentary novelist with a contempt for
-yesterday and no concern at all for to-morrow. A public of a hundred
-thousand housemaids was all she asked.
-
-One of the virtues of men is that they are not intended for fancy
-portrayal. Why should one ever describe the outward surface of a man,
-unless he is the hero of one’s book, or unless one is engaged to marry
-him? The particular Adam in this compartment comes under neither of
-these headings. He is copiously reproduced all over the world, but
-clusters thickest in Piccadilly. Possibly you see him at his best very
-far away from Piccadilly. There is something that transfigures the
-commonplace in the fact of having kissed the very hem of the Empire’s
-wide-flung robe.
-
-“I say, Miss Brown, how’s Albert?” asked the young man.
-
-For the other occupants of the little world seemed mutually familiar. It
-occurred to the suffragette that Fate always threw her with people who
-knew each other and did not know her.
-
-Miss Brown, the Eve in blue serge, bridled. To all women so flawlessly
-brought up as Miss Brown, there exists a sort of electricity in the
-voice of man which sends a tremor across their manners, so to speak.
-
-“Albert, Mr. Wise, is still very weakly. I sometimes wonder whether I
-shall rear him. His mental activities, I am told, have outgrown his
-physical strength.”
-
-The young man fanned himself. And indeed mental activities sounded
-unsuited to the climate. The sun spilt square flames upon the floor
-through the window. The silhouette of the passing landscape scorched
-itself across the sky-line. Tattered bananas looked like crowds of
-creatures struck mad by a merciless sun.
-
-The voice of the lady novelist seemed to reach the suffragette through a
-veil.
-
-“That child will make his mark. He has the most marvellous mental
-grasp....”
-
-Two hills to the northwest moved apart in the middle distance, like the
-curtains from a stage. And there was Union Town lying white beside her
-sea, white, but veiled by her green gardens. Port King George, on an
-attenuated isthmus, stretched its parallel form along to shield the
-mother coast from the Atlantic. Even from here you could see the white
-gleam of the ocean’s teeth, as they gnashed upon the reef. A spike of
-calm steel water lay between Union Town and her defending reef. The
-suffragette thought: “A skeleton in the grass with a sword beside
-it....” She also looked at the toy figure of the _Caribbeania_, so close
-to land as to be disguised as part of the island. Her two funnels
-mingled with the factory chimneys by the wharf.
-
-“But he is sure to have landed by now,” thought the suffragette. She
-felt unsentimentally interested in the fact. It was too hot to feel
-more.
-
-“I happened to mention the Book of Genesis,” said the lady novelist.
-“And Albert produced a most ingenious theory about the scientific
-explanation of the fable of creation. I wish I had such a nephew. What a
-marvellous link with the coming generation!”
-
-“On the other hand,” said Mr. Wise, “I happened to mention _Alice in
-Wonderland_, and he said it was out of date, and, as a dream, most
-improbable.”
-
-“I am sorry he criticised the Bible in your hearing,” apologised Miss
-Brown. “I am afraid he has a tendency towards irreverence.”
-
-“I wish he had,” muttered Mr. Wise.
-
-Acres of sugar filed past the window. High waved the proud crests of it,
-all innocent of its mean latter end as a common comestible. The
-suffragette’s mind laboured under a rocking confusion of green tufted
-miles,—and somewhere on the outskirts of her thoughts, a little sallow
-Albert entrenched behind an enormous pair of spectacles.
-
-“A glorious child,” said the lady novelist, in her monopolising tones.
-“Simply glorious. Quite an experience to have met him.”
-
-“Good copy, eh?” grinned Mr. Wise.
-
-“Excellent. You know I collect copy.”
-
-Now the suffragette collected copy, but she did it without
-self-consciousness. There are several kinds of copy-collectors. Some of
-us squeeze our copy into little six-shilling novels, or hack it into so
-many columns for the benefit of an unfeeling press. Some of us live
-three-score years and ten, and then wake suddenly to find our
-copy-coffers full. Upon which we become bores, and our relations hasten
-to engage a paid companion for us. But some of us carry our lives about
-with us sealed up in our holy of holies, and take pride in hiding the
-precious burden that we bear. Copy-collecting may become a religion; to
-the suffragette, who never put pen to paper for any one else’s benefit,
-and who never told an anecdote, this pursuit was the great consolation
-for a bleak life. At the gate of death, or on the step of Paradise, such
-a soul may be found filling its pockets with the gold of secret
-experience. I think the mania is most acute when no thought of eventual
-print intrudes. Its most encouraging characteristic to the lonely is the
-sense of irresponsibility it brings. After all I may go and turn
-cart-wheels down the Strand, I may murder you, or throw my last shilling
-into the Thames, I may go half-way to Hell, and if I miscalculate the
-distance and fall in—it’s all copy. To the lady novelist, however, copy
-was but a currency to spend. Every experience in her eyes formed a part
-of a printed page, surrounded by a halo of favourable reviews. She never
-wrote a letter without an eye on her posthumous biography, never met a
-notable individual without taking a mental note for the benefit of a
-future series of “Jottings about my Generation.” Both she and the
-suffragette kept diaries, but only the suffragette’s had a lock and key.
-
-The engine was approaching the climax of its daily task. It faltered.
-Looking out of the window, Mr. Wise described its arrival at the foot of
-a pronounced hill. The engine gazed up the perspective of its duty, and
-panted prophetically, as pants an uncle before a game of stump-cricket.
-
-“This hill is always a surprise to the engine,” said Mr. Wise. “Every
-day it has two or three tries, and yet it never learns the knack.”
-
-The suffragette’s fingers tore at the arm of her chair. It was not only
-too hot to travel, it was also much too hot to cease to travel. She felt
-a crisis approaching.
-
-Her window had stopped artistically opposite a little slice of distant
-world, carved out between the trunks of two great cotton trees. Union
-Town, perceptibly diminished since its last appearance, languished again
-around its bay. Against the white water you could see the cathedral and
-the factory chimneys, the spires of God and the spires of mammon.
-
-The suffragette, as she looked, saw the cathedral spire cock suddenly
-awry and bend over, like a finger in three joints.
-
-“The heat,” she thought. “I believe I’m dying.”
-
-Almost at once after that the train suffered a great spasm, as though
-yearning for the top of the hill.
-
-“She’s going to try again,” said Mr. Wise.
-
-The suffragette’s head cocked suddenly awry, she bent over in three
-joints like a finger, and slid off her chair in a faint.
-
-A prostrated suffragette is a contradiction in terms. This one became a
-child, lying in ungraceful angles, in need of its mother.
-
-“By Jove!” said Mr. Wise. Miss Brown, after lifting up her skirt
-carefully, knelt upon her petticoat.
-
-An ebony ticket-inspector rushed into the compartment.
-
-“Ull right! Ull right!” he shouted. “Ull ovah! Nobuddy killed!”
-
-“Certainly not,” said Mr. Wise. “Why should they be? Only a faint.”
-
-“Earthquake, sah, earthquake!” yelled the inspector. “Jes’ look at the
-steeple daown in taown!”
-
-There was no steeple to look at.
-
-“My—what an eventful journey!” said the lady novelist.
-
-“Poor little thing,” said Miss Brown to the suffragette, in almost human
-tones. “Better now, better now?”
-
-The suffragette began to struggle a little. Even had she been in her
-grave, I think pity would have aroused a spark of militant protest in
-her bones.
-
-“Tell her to make an effort,” said the lady novelist, who had never in
-her forty years been guilty of physical weakness. “Pretend not to notice
-her. Probably hysteria.”
-
-This well-worn accusation touches a familiar chord in the ear of any
-rebel. It opened one of the suffragette’s eyes. She had black eyebrows
-which suggested that she might have fine eyes, but she had not. When her
-eyes were shut you only saw the hopeful suggestion.
-
-“Come, come,” said Miss Brown, handing Mr. Wise’s brandy flask back to
-him, and becoming aware that her petticoat was bare to the gaze of an
-unmarried gentleman and a negro inspector. “Might I trouble you to lift
-the young lady on to a chair?” she added, as she rose.
-
-Seven stone of political agitator takes but little time to move.
-
-“A most eventful journey,” said the lady novelist.
-
-Miss Brown, now decently seated on a chair, stroked the suffragette’s
-hand. “Are you going to friends, my child?” she asked.
-
-“No, enemies, I expect,” said the suffragette drearily.
-
-“Where?”
-
-“I don’t know.”
-
-“You must know where you are going,” said the novelist severely.
-
-“Booked to Greyville,” said the inspector, who had picked up her ticket,
-and was thoughtfully clipping it all over.
-
-“Do you know any one in Greyville?” asked Miss Brown.
-
-“No.”
-
-“Were you going to an hotel?”
-
-“I suppose so.”
-
-Some kind deeds are so obvious that they are impossible to escape.
-
-“Albert can move into the back room,” said Miss Brown.
-
-And the train, as if relieved to have this affair settled, moved on up
-the hill.
-
-By the time the chapel bell, which Island engines always wear, had begun
-to sound its warning to the pigs upon the line at Greyville Junction,
-the suffragette’s independence was a thing dissolved. Her protests had
-no weight. Constitutionally she was unable to be politely firm. She must
-either be militant or acquiescent; she knew not the half measures of
-civilisation. And it was impossible to be militant in the face of Miss
-Brown’s impersonal sense of duty.
-
-“If only she had been a more interesting person this might have been
-like the beginning of a novel,” murmured the lady novelist to Mr. Wise.
-That young man, who was wearing the sheepish look peculiar to the
-Englishman in the presence of matters which he considers to be feminine,
-shrugged his shoulders.
-
-At Greyville station Miss Brown emerged like an empress from incognito.
-A black coachman, with so generous an expanse of teeth that you
-suspected them of being the only line of defence between you and the
-inner privacies of his brain, was on the platform. He seemed torn
-between acquired awe of Miss Brown, and an innate desire to conduct the
-welcome heartily. The station-master bowed. The porter chirruped to
-Scottie.
-
-“New visitor, missis?” gasped the coachman, looking at the suffragette.
-He had taken some time to assimilate the visitorship of the lady
-novelist. His mind was being educated at too great a speed.
-
-“Gorgeous fellow,” said the lady novelist, who considered all black
-people gorgeous because they were not white. The conversation of John
-the coachman had already filled two note-books, though he had never said
-anything original in his life.
-
-There is so much superfluous sunshine in Trinity Islands that splashes
-of it have been lavished upon all sorts of unnecessary details, the
-lizards, and the birds, and the self-conscious orchids roosting in the
-trees. Some of it has even been rolled into the roads, making them white
-and merry and irresponsible. The buggy horses feel the tingle of it, for
-they seldom walk; although the Creator specialised in hills on Trinity
-Island.
-
-Down from some lofty market came the peasant women; their children,
-their donkeys, their tawdry clothes, trappings and merchandise, soaked
-with sun. Fantastic in outline, fairies of a midsummer day’s dream, the
-little donkeys capered on spindle legs, bestridden by wide panniers, and
-by the peasant women, riding defiantly like brigands, with bandanas
-round their heads, and sun-coloured draperies.
-
-It is curious that fashion has not yet decreed a mania for dyeing one’s
-complexion mahogany, that one might wear flame-colour with impunity.
-
-The buggy scattered the marketers. The Island horse, a plebeian creature
-of humble stature, seldom meets with the luxury of feeling superior. But
-the Island donkey is nothing but a door-mat on four legs, clogged red
-with the hectic mud of its mother land. A cheap-jack’s pony would feel a
-prince beside it.
-
-Mr. Wise, who had been met at the station by a very small brown boy with
-a very tall brown horse, had cantered away in another direction, with a
-message of greeting to Albert, the sincerity of which Miss Brown had
-possibly overrated.
-
-A bungalow crouched behind a copper-coloured hedge upon the sky-line.
-Two cotton trees surveyed it, one on each side. A drive of the violently
-ambitious kind shot at an impossible angle up to its door-step.
-
-“That is Park View, my home,” said Miss Brown.
-
-“Of course, as your dog’s name is Scottie,” murmured the suffragette.
-
-Miss Brown looked surprised. The poor suffragette’s attempts at polite
-interchange of fatuities never seemed to meet with the usual fate of
-such efforts. Her trivialities somehow always fell upon silence; if she
-ventured on the throwing of a light bridge over a gap in the
-conversation, it seemed to snap communication instead of furthering it.
-She was, of course, unlucky, but she was also, it must be admitted, too
-earnest in intention for petty intercourse. She tried too hard.
-
-The buggy, commending its springs to the mercy of Providence, charged
-the drive of Park View.
-
-On the door-step, carefully posed, Albert was reading a very large book.
-He started laboriously as the buggy approached, and placed the book
-under his arm, taking care that the title should be visible. An
-emaciated child, with manners too old, and clothes too young, for his
-years.
-
-“I have dot bissed you at all, Ah-Bargaret,” said Miss Brown’s genial
-nephew. “I have been too idterested id by dew book od Chebistry. I ab
-quite sorry you have cob back.”
-
-“Chemistry,” retailed Miss Brown to the lady novelist. “A child of ten.
-And—did you notice, he was so deep in his book, he got quite a start
-when we arrived.”
-
-Albert, at Park View, met with that appreciation of his poses which we
-all hope to meet in heaven.
-
-“Albert, you are to move into the back room,” said Miss Brown.
-
-“Why?” asked Albert.
-
-“To make room for this lady.”
-
-“Priceless child,” said the lady novelist in brackets.
-
-“Because she needs somewhere to rest,” said Miss Brown in a voice of
-tentative reproof.
-
-“But so do I.”
-
-“I had better move into the back room myself, then,” sighed his aunt.
-
-The suffragette began those hopeless protests which make the burden of
-an obligation so heavy. It is so very much easier as well as more
-blessed to give than to receive, that the wonder is that generosity
-should retain the name of a virtue. Up to a certain point we are all
-altruists, because it is too much trouble to be otherwise.
-
-Albert, who, having gained his point, was once more comparatively
-genial, prepared to bring the suffragette to his feet.
-
-“I expect you are wudderig what is the dabe of the book I ab readig,” he
-suggested to her as she stepped shakily from the buggy.
-
-“No, I was not,” she replied gently. “I’m afraid science bores me.”
-
-“Wha-t a lot you biss,” observed the child. “You probably spedd your
-precious time id dancig, ad dressig yourself up, ad bakig berry. How
-buch better——”
-
-“Albert,” said his aunt, “this lady is tired and waiting to pass.”
-
-“Yes, but I ab speaking to her.”
-
-The suffragette smiled at him, and gave him her portmanteau to carry.
-
-The earthquake at Union Town had shot the most lurid rumours into
-Greyville. All the Park View servants had suddenly gone to church. The
-whole village was enjoying an impromptu half-holiday. The triangular
-village green, which held Greyville together and formed the pedestal of
-the Court-house, echoed with news at every stage of exaggeration. One of
-the mildest rumours was that Union Town had fallen into the sea. It was
-said on the highest authority that the Devil had run along the streets,
-throwing flames right and left. No actual news arrived, the sources of
-news being wrecked, but towards evening all the Americans whose cars had
-survived the ordeal suddenly invaded the hills, suffering from nerves
-and a lack of luggage.
-
-Miss Brown says she does not believe in doing a thing unless you do it
-thoroughly. She says this as if it had never been said before; she
-propounds it as one propounds a revolutionary theory. But unlike most
-theory makers, she always translates such boasts into action. She
-performed the feat of keeping a militant suffragette in bed for the rest
-of that day.
-
-The suffragette lay and imagined the gardener and the earthquake at
-different stages of contact. She thought of him fighting to get out of a
-falling house, and her eyes shone. She thought of him with his head
-bound up, and wriggled where she lay. She thought of him unhurt, walking
-with his usual gait as though he were marching to a band, and this
-thought left her neutral. She never thought of him dead.
-
-She never believed in death either as a punishment or a reward. She had
-either lost the art of faith, or else she had never found it. She
-pictured death as a blink of the eyes, as an altering of the facet
-turned towards life, never as a miracle. She was the only person I ever
-knew who honestly looked on death as unworthy of contemplation.
-
-Of course if a friend steps round a corner, you lose sight of that
-friend. But you must get used to the windings of the road. If you are a
-suffragette, you have to be your own friend. You must not stretch out
-your hands to find the hands of another; you must keep them clenched by
-your side. On the other hand, even a suffragette is human—(I daresay you
-have doubted this)—and my suffragette was only a little less human than
-you or I. The fact must stand, therefore, that when she thought of the
-gardener in pain, she forgot to clench her fists.
-
-It may still be a mystery to you why the suffragette should expend
-ingenuity in running away from her only friend.
-
-If you are a rebel of thorough nature, you believe that your cause is
-such a good cause that no supporter can be worthy of it. And, in the
-effort to reach worth, you may possibly arrive, step by step, at the
-Theory of the Hair Shirt, to which my suffragette had attained. For in
-throwing her little weight on the side of the best cause she could see,
-she cowed: “All my life long to discard everything superfluously
-comfortable or easy. To despise peace, and to love loneliness....”
-
-This is the texture of the Hair Shirt worn beneath the armour of a
-rebel. You may call it hysteria. And perhaps you are perfectly right.
-But perhaps there are even better things than being perfectly right.
-
-The night on the Island falls as abruptly as though he who manages the
-curtain had let go the string by mistake.
-
-With the night came a trayful of supper for the suffragette, and with
-the supper came Albert, not of course in the useful rôle of supper
-purveyor, but only as an ornament.
-
-“This earthquake id Udiod Towd seebs to have beed quite a catastrophe.”
-
-“Quite,” agreed the suffragette.
-
-“I caddot picture ad earthquake,” continued Albert. “I suppose doboddy
-cad picture such ad urheard-of disaster.”
-
-“I can,” said the suffragette. “I expect my picture is all wrong, but
-it’s certainly there. I see it red and grey, which is the most vicious
-discord I know.”
-
-“Red ad grey?” repeated Albert. “Why red ad grey? What for idstadce is
-red, ad what grey?”
-
-“Why,” said the suffragette rather lamely, “I suppose the quaking is
-red, and the pain grey.”
-
-“You seeb to be talking dodsedse,” said Albert, with creditable
-toleration. “I expect the flabes are red, ad the sboke grey. However, go
-od with your picture.”
-
-“I think the world would suddenly give a lurch to one side, and you
-would wonder what had happened, and why you felt so sick. Before you
-realised anything else you would notice a sort of dazzle of chalk-white
-faces all round you.”
-
-“The people are dearly all degroes id Udiod Towd.”
-
-“Then you would understand, but still you wouldn’t believe that this
-thing was really happening to you. You would see the houses curtsey
-sideways in a leaping dust, and a house front, with its windows, all
-complete, would shoot across the street with an unbearable roar, pricked
-by cracking noises....”
-
-“Why would it dot fall od you?”
-
-“Because things don’t. And there would be a great chord of screams. And
-men running a few yards this way or that, and then back again, yelping,
-with lighted pipes still in their mouths....”
-
-“What ad ugly picture. How cad you see it all so clearly?”
-
-“I have been thinking all day—of a friend of mine, who must have seen
-it. I don’t expect an earthquake is a pretty thing, although there is
-something beautiful about any curious happening.”
-
-“I doad’t agree with you,” said Albert. “There are oadly a few beautiful
-thigs. Roses ... ad sudsets ... ad love....”
-
-“Really, Albert,” protested the suffragette, “what do you know about
-love?”
-
-“Well, if it cobs to that—what do you dow about earthquakes? I cad
-picture love, easily. A bad, kissing a girl, udder a cocoadut palb....”
-
-“Nonsense,” exclaimed the suffragette, bounding so violently in her bed
-as to cause a serious storm in her soup. “Kissing’s not love. Everything
-that was ever said or written about kissing, I think, must have been
-said or written by a man. It’s only another of their tyrannies, to
-which, for the sake of love, women have had to submit.”
-
-“You sowd like a suffragette whed you talk like that,” mocked Albert.
-
-“No wonder,” she replied. “I am one.”
-
-Albert looked shocked to find himself in the presence of such a
-monstrosity. He went at once to warn his aunt. And she replied: “It
-doesn’t matter, Albert dear, she’s only staying a few days, till she is
-well enough to make other plans.”
-
-The suffragette, left to her cooling soup, reviewed her theories and her
-practice.
-
-“What’s the good of being hard?” she asked herself, “if you are not hard
-enough? Either you are harder than the world and can bruise it, or the
-world is harder than you and bruises you. There is no point in just
-having a hard crust. As well be dough.”
-
-In the middle of the night there was a loud wail from Albert’s room. The
-suffragette, whose room adjoined his, was the first on the spot.
-
-“I seeb to have a bad paid,” cried Albert, who was always cautious in
-his statements, “id the heart. It feels like cadcer, I thigk.”
-
-“I don’t think so,” said the suffragette. “Perhaps you are only in
-love.”
-
-She went and knocked on Miss Brown’s door.
-
-“But I doad’t wadt Ah-Bargaret,” said Albert, as his aunt came in. “I
-should hate to die lookig at Ah-Bargaret. I ab sure I ab going to die.”
-
-“We’ll see that you don’t,” said the suffragette, as she began to rub
-his side, his poor little ribs, furrowed like a ploughed field.
-
-“But you are an invalid yourself,” objected Miss Brown jealously. “You
-had better go back to bed.”
-
-“Doh, she is dot ad idvalid, she’s a suffragette,” whined Albert. “I
-doad’t wish her to go back to bed.”
-
-Even Albert, with his wide range of scientific ways of being
-inconvenient, could scarcely have chosen a more impossible moment for an
-illness. Next day it became apparent that every doctor on the Island who
-had survived the disaster had plunged into the whirlpool of its after
-effects. Nursing on the Island is in a rudimentary stage at all times,
-but what nurses existed were not to be dragged now from Union Town.
-
-The lady novelist said: “I know I must appear heartless, dear Margaret,
-not to be helping to nurse him, but the sight of suffering gives me such
-acute pain.... It’s not heartlessness, you see, it’s that my heart is
-too tender.”
-
-“I wish she would go to an hotel then,” said the harassed Miss Brown to
-the suffragette. “She wants her meals so good and so regular, and I seem
-to hate the sight of food just now.”
-
-It was against the suffragette’s principles to hope anything so
-desirable without translating her hope into action. It was also beyond
-her powers to be diplomatic.
-
-“I think you had better go to the hotel,” she said militantly to the
-lady novelist. “You would be better fed there, and we should be more
-comfortable alone.”
-
-“In that case perhaps I had better, not being welcome in my friend’s
-house,” replied the novelist. “I was going to suggest it myself, as the
-sound of that priceless child’s cries wrings my heart.”
-
-The suffragette therefore gained her point at the expense of tact,
-which, as future historians will note, is a characteristic of
-suffragettes.
-
-Albert’s temperament was not that of the Spartan. He never ceased to cry
-for a week. As for the pain, it was as if the god—whoever he may be—who
-likes little children to suffer, sat beside him, and with a blunt shears
-sliced off the top of each breath.
-
- There is a sword, a fatal blade,
- Unthwarted, subtle as the air,
- And I could meet it unafraid
- If I might only meet it fair.
- But how I wonder why the smith
- Who wrought that steel of subtle grain
- Should also be contented with
- So blunt and mean a thing as pain....
-
-Albert clung to the suffragette, the straw in his sea of troubles. His
-constant wail rose an octave if she ventured from the room.
-
-The only holiday she had during that first week was half an hour on the
-second evening of the ordeal, half an hour spent in carrying the lady
-novelist’s majestic suit-case to the hotel.
-
-John the coachman could not do it, as the road to the hotel was infested
-with “duppies” after dark. The probability of meeting a “rolling calf”
-with a human head and green eyes, or the duppy of some regrettable
-ancestor, robbed even a tip of its splendour.
-
-The carrying of the suit-case was a physical impossibility to one of the
-suffragette’s lack of muscle. But to her impossibility was only an
-additional “Anti” to fight, a rather worthier enemy than the rest. She
-believed in the power of the thought over the deed, that was her
-religion, and one is tempted to wonder whether any more complex belief
-is needed. Has it ever been proved that the human will, if reverently
-approached, is not omnipotent?
-
-At any rate the suit-case, borne by a thing that looked like the
-suffragette, but was in reality a super-suffragette created for the
-occasion, travelled to the hotel, unmolested by duppies, but followed by
-a literary lady poisoned by injured pride.
-
-At the hotel were many Americans who said, “I guess” and “Bully” and “I
-should worry,” and all the things that make a second-rate copy collector
-swell with copy and feel exquisitely cosmopolitan. This collector’s
-diary began to overflow to three or four foolscap sheets a day, closely
-covered with dialogues on trivial subjects by very ordinary American
-husbands and fathers; all Americanisms underlined and spattered with
-liberal exclamation marks.
-
-At the end of the second week of the lady novelist’s stay at the hotel
-arrived a millionaire, who immediately became the gem of the collection.
-He was exactly modelled on the stock millionaire to be met with in the
-pages of the comic papers. He was lean, self-made, and marvellously
-dressed; he wore eyeglasses and a little stitched-linen hat tilted over
-them. Also the beard of a goat. At the very outset he expressed himself,
-“Vurry happy to meet you, madam, always happy to meet any of our
-neighbours from across the duck-pond.” It was almost too good to be
-true. The novelist followed him about, so to speak, with fountain pen
-poised.
-
-His conversation was almost entirely financial. Neither the lady
-novelist nor I understand such matters well enough to write them down,
-but only I am wise enough not to try.
-
-“Do you mind if I say you are a treasure?” asked the lady novelist,
-after listening for an hour to a dissertation on Wall Street.
-
-“Not at all, ma’am,” replied the millionaire politely, and drew breath
-to continue his discourse. But he rewarded her by descending to the
-level of her intelligence.
-
-“Say, talking of money, I guess there’ve been more fine opportunities
-lorst in Union Town this last fortnight, than ever I missed since I
-commenced collecting the dollars. Would you believe me—there’s a fellow,
-by name Dallas Tring, who’s inherited the only flour dee-pot in Union
-Town. Uncle’s orfice crumpled in on Uncle during the quake, and left
-Tring his fill of dollars right there for the picking up, so to speak.
-Union Town wants flour at this crisis, and if it was mine I’d say that
-Union Town, or the British Government, had darn well got to pay for it.
-We don’t calc’late in hearts, this side of heaven, but in hard dollars.
-Philanthropy’s a fool-game.”
-
-“You are simply priceless,” said the lady novelist. “Please go on.”
-
-“I’m going right on, ma’am,” said the treasure. “Would you believe me,
-this Tring e-volves a system (save the mark) by which he gives away this
-flour—gives it away, mind you, gratis, free, for nothing, with a kiss
-thrown in if required, to any nigger cute enough to rub his little tummy
-and say he’s feeling empty. You may reckon I just couldn’t quit Union
-Town without a call to see if the man was an imbecile or what. I found a
-young cub with a curly smile playing around in the orfice. Say, what do
-you suppose he answered me when I told him ‘Good-morning, and what’s
-this sentimental money-chucking, anyway?’”
-
-“I am dying to know,” said the lady novelist.
-
-“Said it was the foyrst time he’d ever been led to think there might be
-something in sentiment after all. I was fair rattled.”
-
-The young cub with the curly smile, as you may, with your customary
-astuteness, have guessed, was the gardener. He had assumed the pose of
-philanthropist, which, when conducted at some one else’s expense, is one
-of the most delightful poses conceivable. The pleasure to be found in
-helping the dirty destitute seems to need an explanation beyond the plea
-of altruism. There is a real charm in domineering to good purpose. To
-say unto one man Go and he goeth, and to another Come and he cometh, is
-at all times pleasant, but when such a luxury as autocracy becomes a
-virtue, there are few who disregard its glamour.
-
-The gardener’s broken leg recovered as quickly as any leg could have
-done. He had an enthusiastic and healthy attitude towards suffering and
-illness, an attitude which he took instinctively, and which mental
-scientists and faith-healers try to produce artificially. He was always
-serenely convinced that he would be better next day. He lived in a state
-of secret disappointment in to-day’s progress, and unforced confidence
-in to-morrow’s. He might be described as a discontented optimist; though
-often convinced that the worst had happened, he was always sure that the
-best was going to happen. Conversely, of course, you can be a contented
-pessimist, happy in to-day, but entirely distrustful of to-morrow.
-
-To the gardener’s methods may perhaps be ascribed the fact that in a
-fortnight he was able with the help of a stick, and with the
-encouragement of Aitch and Zed, to walk about his room. His first
-excursion was to the window.
-
-The houses opposite had fallen in on their own foundations. One complete
-wall was standing starkly amid the mass. Portraits of the King and Queen
-and a text or two still clung to their positions against the stained and
-florid wall-paper.
-
-“Do you see that house that you just can’t see, the other side of that
-wall?” asked Aitch.
-
-“Yes, I see,” said the gardener. “I mean I just can’t see.”
-
-“That’s where dead Uncle Jonathan lives,” said Aitch. “He’s left Father
-the flour in his will.”
-
-“How good of him. I hope it was a pretty one.”
-
-“Father said, ‘There’s a fortune there.’ And Mother said, ‘Oh, Dally,
-it’s as if it was left in trust for poor Union Town.’”
-
-When the gardener next met Mr. Tring, he discovered how entirely
-sufficient for two are the opinions of one.
-
-“Of course I’m awfully lucky, in a way,” said Mr. Tring. “It’s a big
-inheritance, and hardly damaged at all by the earthquake. But at
-present, of course, it’s all responsibility and no returns. I feel as if
-it’s sort of left me in trust for Union Town.”
-
-“That’s one way of looking at it,” said Courtesy—surely the least witty
-comment ever invented.
-
-“I don’t agree with you at all,” said Mrs. Rust, who now made this
-remark mechanically in any pause in the conversation.
-
-“You consider that Mr. Tring should pile up a big bill against the
-British Government?” suggested the gardener.
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I consider the niggers can
-eat—mangoes.”
-
-“I sometimes wonder,” said the gardener, “whether one has a duty to
-oneself. One feels as if one has, but I always—in theory—distrust a duty
-that pays.”
-
-“Certainly one has a duty to oneself,” said Courtesy. “Duty begins at
-home. That’s in the Bible, isn’t it?”
-
-“Most of the texts tell you your only duty is to the man next door,”
-said Mr. Tring, blushing.
-
-“I entirely disagree with you,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-Soon after this discussion Mr. Tring, inspired by his wife, produced a
-plan for the benefit of the gardener.
-
-“When this business is over we shall—I mean I shall be a rich man and a
-busy man. I need somebody young around. I’d like fine to buy your youth
-(his wife’s words). What about being my secretary for the present? It
-might give you a start in Island business.”
-
-“This is not a time for paid work,” said the gardener, “with half the
-money on the Island gone to dust.”
-
-“I take your meaning,” said Mr. Tring. “But in my opinion the time’s all
-right. Good work’s good work, whether it’s honorary or not. I never
-liked the idea that there’s something heroic in refusing money, making
-out that there’s something mean in accepting it. If you help you help,
-and the help’s none the worse if it makes you self-supporting.”
-
-The word “self-supporting” was a sharp and accusing word to the
-gardener. Most of us privately possess certain words that search out the
-tender parts in our spiritual anatomy. The words “absolute
-impossibility,” for instance, angered the suffragette to militant
-protest; the mention of “narrow-mindedness” ruffled the priest’s
-sensibilities; as for me, the expression “physical disability” hurts me
-like a knife. It may or may not be out of place to add that the effect
-on Courtesy—that practical girl—of an allusion to “banana fritters” was
-to make her feel sick. You may know people better by their weaknesses
-than by their strength.
-
-The word self-supporting, therefore, goaded the gardener into accepting
-Mr. Tring’s offer.
-
-His stock of poses, though very wide in range, had not as yet extended
-as far as practical business, in black and white, hours ten to five
-daily. He had—I report it with disgust—a contempt for the pen as a
-business implement. He was himself an artist without expression, a poet
-caged; a musician in desire, he suffered from a mute worship of all art.
-And he believed that the pen was as sacred an instrument as the violin,
-or the palette. To make money by the pen in business was equal to
-fiddling on a kerb-stone, or designing picture post cards. These
-theories are pose-theories, of course, and untenable by the practical
-man. But some of the gardener’s poses had crystallised into belief. He
-was, as you may have noticed, anything but a practical man.
-
-“Perhaps,” said Mr. Tring, “you might be what my wife calls an
-‘out-of-doors secretary.’ I have been officially asked to organise the
-distributing of the flour. Enquiries will have to be made. The niggers
-are awfully sly, you know; you’d have thought they’d be too silly to be
-sly.”
-
-“I have noticed that the silly seem to be protected by Providence.
-Slyness seems to be given as a sort of compensation. Otherwise, of
-course, we should stamp out the silly, and a lot of valuable human
-curiosities would become extinct.”
-
-“I take your meaning,” said Mr. Tring. “That being so, if we found you a
-horse to ride about on, would you undertake the notification and
-examination of the necessitous cases, the pruning away—as my wife would
-say—of the dishonest applicants.”
-
-“I am a gardener,” said the gardener. “I love interfering with nature.
-Mr. Tring, you are a most excellent friend to me. Thank you seems too
-little a word.”
-
-There are only a few people to be met with who can do justice to such a
-thankless task as the expression of thanks. Man under an obligation is
-always convinced that the conventional words are not enough, and tries
-to improve on them. This must always be a failure, however, as improving
-on convention is a work that only genius can undertake with success.
-
-A horse was found for the gardener. He was what might be called an
-anxious rider, and Courtesy, after watching his first equestrian
-exhibition, went to some trouble to find him an elderly mare of sober
-propensities. Mounted upon this excellent creature, the gardener one
-morning threaded the little passes that had been made in and out of the
-crags of ruined Union Town. It was early. The Olympians had not yet
-begun to compound that horrible broth of sun and steam and dust which
-they brew daily upon the plains of the Island. The sun’s eyes had not
-yet opened even on the most ambitious of the hills, but the sky was
-awake, and so clear that you might have thought you were looking through
-crystal at a blue Zion. The dew was laughing in the crushed gardens.
-Grey lizards with a purple bloom on them jumped from ruin to ruin over
-chasms of ruin. A humming-bird, looking as though its tail and beak had
-been added hurriedly out of the wrong box, stood in the air glaring into
-the open eye of a passion flower. The air was shining cool. The songs of
-the birds were like little fountains of cold water.
-
-There is always a pessimistic gloom about the woods of the Island. The
-cotton tree, with its ashen blasted trunk, looks as if it had known a
-bitter past. Logwood gives the impression of firewood left standing by
-mistake. And the cocoanut palms, which are unstable souls, lean this way
-and that, as though glancing over their shoulders for their enemy the
-wind, against whom they have no defence. Only the great creepers throw
-cables of hope from tree to tree, and the orchids nestle blood-red
-against the colourless hearts of the cotton trees.
-
-The huts for the homeless had been built in a wide clearing in the
-woods, only divided from the sea by the road, a belt of palms, and a
-frill of sand so white that the word white sounded dirty as you looked
-at it. The rocks leant out of opal water into pearl air. A pensive
-pelican, resting its double chin upon its breast, stood waiting on a low
-rock.
-
-The gardener dismounted with great care. A person of three summers or so
-came to watch him do it. The only thing she wore that nature had not
-from the first provided her with was a hair-ribbon. Her head looked like
-a phrenologist’s chart. It was mapped out in squares by multiplied
-partings at right angles to each other. From every square plot of wool
-sprang a rigid plait of perhaps one inch in length. On the highest plait
-was a scarlet hair-ribbon. The effect was not really beautiful, but
-suggested a beautiful maternal patience. The person thus decorated was
-gnawing a piece of bread.
-
-“That bread,” thought the gardener, who in flashes posed as Sherlock
-Holmes, “must have been made with flour. That flour probably came from
-Tring’s. Where did you get that bit of bread, Miss?” he added.
-
-The person, determined not to appear to overlook a joke for want of an
-effort, gave a high fat chuckle, and danced the opening steps of a
-natural tango. The gardener, unwilling to shatter the illusion of his
-own humour, did not repeat the question. He gave the elderly mare in
-charge of not more than a dozen little boys. It was an insult to the
-mare, a creature with a deep sense of responsibility, who could much
-more reasonably have taken charge of the little boys.
-
-“Dat Mrs. Morra’s pickney,” said one of the older boys, with a polite
-desire to effect an introduction between the gardener and the dancing
-person. On hearing herself thus described, Mrs. Morra’s pickney at once
-led the way at great speed to Mrs. Morra. Now Mrs. Morra’s was the first
-name on the gardener’s list of applications.
-
-She was discovered outside the door of her hut, submitting the head of
-an elder daughter to that process of which the coiffure of the younger
-was a finished example. The conversation was punctured by wails from the
-victim. Wool does not adapt itself to painless combing.
-
-“Good morning, Mrs. Morra,” said the gardener, with his confiding smile.
-Mrs. Morra screamed with amusement.
-
-“I hear the earthquake knocked down your home and didn’t leave you
-anything to live on. You asked for some of the free bread, didn’t you?
-The police gave us your name.”
-
-“P’leece?” questioned Mrs. Morra, who seemed amused by the mention of
-her necessity. “Whe’ dat, please?”
-
-“The police—the big man in blue,” said the gardener, before he
-remembered that on the Island the police was always a little man in
-white.
-
-“P’leece?” persisted Mrs. Morra.
-
-“The policeman—the law,” said the gardener desperately.
-
-Every nigger is familiar with the law. Going to law is a vice that on
-the Island takes the place of drink. The nigger’s idea of heaven is a
-vast courthouse, with the Almighty sitting at a desk awarding him
-damages and costs.
-
-“Oh, de law—de polizman, please sah,” said Mrs. Morra.
-
-“Right. Now how did your little girl get this bread?”
-
-“Beg a quattie from a lady, please,” said the mother.
-
-“Yes, but where did she buy the bread when she had the quattie. Bread is
-free now, you can’t buy it.”
-
-“Bought it fim Daddy Hamilton, please, old man who live alone by himself
-across opposite. But he ha’n’t got no more, please!”
-
-“I’ll go and see Daddy Hamilton,” said the gardener. “How many children
-have you got, Mrs. Morra?”
-
-“Please?”
-
-“How many children?”
-
-“Please?”
-
-“How many pickneys?” said the gardener, inspired.
-
-“Pickneys please thank you,” said Mrs. Morra. “I got Dacia Maree Blanche
-Rosabel Benjum Teodor Lionel.”
-
-“Seven,” panted the gardener, who had kept careful count.
-
-“Tree, please sah,” corrected the lady.
-
-“Me Dacia Maree,” explained the victim of maternal pride.
-
-“Have you a husband?” continued the gardener.
-
-“O la, no please sah.”
-
-“A widow?” he suggested.
-
-Mrs. Morra shrieked with laughter.
-
-“Nebber had no man mo’ dan tree monts,” she said. “Dacia Maree’s
-fader—he on’y stop a week. Benjum’s dad bin in gaol two yahs. Blanche
-Rosabel—her fader was a brown man, her grand-dad was a buckra.”
-
-The gardener blushed into his notebook.
-
-The police had certified that the family’s means of subsistence had been
-swept away by the earthquake, and the gardener, by one glance into an
-unsavoury hut, satisfied himself that no luxuries had been saved from
-the wreck. He therefore noted the case as needy, and asked his way to
-Daddy Hamilton.
-
-This gentleman, seated upon an upturned bucket, was studying a hymn-book
-through a pair of horn-rimmed spectacles.
-
-“God bless you, sah,” he said in the loud unmistakable voice of a joyous
-Christian.
-
-The gardener thanked him.
-
-“I see, Mr. Hamilton, that you told the police you had two married
-daughters whose husbands had been killed by the earthquake, and seven
-grandchildren dependent on you.”
-
-“Yessah. De Lawd giveth, an’ de Lawd taketh away.”
-
-“Certainly. And you had an emergency grant of several loaves of bread on
-Monday.”
-
-“Praise be to God, sah, I did. De Lawd giveth——”
-
-“On the contrary, in this case it was Mr. Tring that gave. Now, are
-either of your married daughters or any of your grandchildren at home?”
-
-“No, sah. Dey all gone to chapel.”
-
-“Really? Now there seems to be an idea among your neighbours that you
-live by yourself. How is it they have never noticed your two daughters
-and seven grandchildren?”
-
-“Dunno, sah. Deir eyes dey hab closed, lest at any time dey should see
-wid deir eyes, and hear wid deir ears——”
-
-“Do the whole ten of you sleep in that little hut?”
-
-“No, sah, I sleep on de graound aoutside. Foxes hab holes——”
-
-“Now, Mr. Hamilton, can you look me in the face and tell me that the
-bread that was given you was really eaten by yourself, and two
-daughters, and seven grandchildren?”
-
-“Yes, sah. To tell you de troot, sah, dey wasn’t ezackly
-blood-grandchildren. All men are brudders, we are told, sah, and
-derefore grandchildren, an’ daughters, an’ nieces too, sah. All de
-pickneys call me Daddy Hamilton. Suffer de little children to come unto
-me, saith de Lawd, so I suffer dem gladly.”
-
-“Yes, but do you ever charge anything for suffering them? Have you ever
-sold any of the bread that was given you?”
-
-“Well, sah, a man mus’ live.”
-
-“Yes, but the bread was given you to live on.”
-
-“Well, sah, money is better dan bread. You ask for bread and dey give
-you a stone.”
-
-“Not in this case. The bread was excellent. Do you know, Mr. Hamilton, I
-believe you are liable to be prosecuted for obtaining Mr. Tring’s gift
-under false pretences.”
-
-“No, sah, not false. I am a faitful sojer in de Lawd’s army, sah,
-faitful an’ joyful. Old Joybells dey call me.”
-
-“Still, this time I’m afraid you stepped aside. I will ask Mr. Tring
-what he would like done about it. At any rate, you won’t get any more
-bread given you for the present. I’ll see to that.”
-
-“God bless you, sah. De Lawd giveth, an’ de Lawd taketh away.”
-
-All novelties are interesting to One Who is Seeing Life, but novelty is
-unfortunately an elusive phantom to pursue. After a fortnight spent in
-inquiry, the gardener began to feel his heart sink at the mention of
-flour. He suffered from the gift of enthusiasm, in place of the gift of
-interest, and enthusiasm is like the seed that fell upon stony ground,
-the suns of monotony scorch it quickly. To do the gardener justice, it
-must be admitted that there was very little left to do. Union Town was
-not very long in adjusting itself to the emergency. Nigger huts are
-quickly built, and even the villas of the coffee-coloured aristocracy,
-the most serious sufferers from the disaster, are not the work of ages.
-The Post Office continued to lie upon its face in the High Street, but
-the bare feet of the people soon trod a path around it. Government House
-remained huddled in a heap upon its own cellars, but Governors, after
-all, are not human, and it makes but little difference to the population
-to hear of its viceroy sleeping under canvas.
-
-In the gardener’s mind, during the past fortnight, the suffragette had
-had Union Town as a serious rival. His vanity was a little hurt by her
-continued lack of appreciation of a great man. He would have liked,
-while still on crutches, to have met her searching among the ruins for
-him. So for a little while he posed as being in love with his work. But
-when Union Town began to retire into the background, the suffragette
-stepped forward into insistent prominence. She triumphed finally one
-night in the verandah of the St. Maurice Hotel, after dinner. It was a
-night without a flaw, every star spoke the right word, and the moon was
-a poem unspeakable. Fireflies starred the garden.
-
- The stars and fireflies dance in rings,
- The fireflies set my heart alight,
- Like fingers, writing magic things
- In flame upon the wall of night.
- There is high meaning in the skies
- (The stars and fireflies—high and low),
- And all the spangled world is wise
- With knowledge that I almost know ...
-
-“I’ll have to return to the search,” said the gardener.
-
-“What for?” asked Courtesy, who always liked everything explained.
-
-“For the suffragette,” he replied. “I’m tired of being respectable and
-in doubt.”
-
-Luckily the priest had changed his table since Courtesy had changed her
-company. He sat at the far end of the verandah, with his back to every
-one. His righteousness had subsided to some extent since the earthquake,
-but he still looked on the gardener as a hopelessly lost lamb. Such a
-shepherd as the priest may yearn towards the lost lamb, but would rather
-not sit at the same table with it.
-
-“If you start that silly game again, gardener,” said Courtesy, “you’ll
-have to throw over Mr. Twing’s job. Why can’t you leave the girl alone?
-She can’t have been killed, because there are no white people left
-unidentified. Why can’t you stick to one thing?”
-
-“I have no glue in me,” replied the gardener. “I’m glad of it; there
-could be nothing duller than sticking to one thing. Besides, there’s
-nothing left to stick to. There was only half an hour’s work to do
-yesterday, although I spent three hours over it.”
-
-Mrs. Rust shot a fountain of tobacco smoke into the air as a sign that
-she intended to speak. The priest liked Mrs. Rust, because his own
-tolerance of her vagaries made him feel so broad-minded. He liked to
-smile at her roguishly when she took a small whisky and soda; he liked
-to hand her the matches when she smoked; he liked to write to his sister
-at home: “One comes in contact with a worldly set out here, but if one
-is careful to keep one’s mind open, one finds points of contact undreamt
-of at home in one’s own more thoughtful set.” If the gardener had been a
-drunkard instead of being in love, the priest would have liked him
-better. But the gardener posed as being a non-drinker and a non-smoker
-on principle. Really the taste of spirits or of tobacco smoke made him
-feel sick.
-
-“I am going to leave Union Town myself,” said Mrs. Rust. “I know of a
-car I could hire to-morrow. I will help you in your search, gardener,
-although she strikes me as being a totally unattractive young woman.”
-
-“We had arranged to go to the hotel in Spanish City next Wednesday by
-the nine train,” said Courtesy in a reproachful voice; “and from there
-to Alligator Bay, and then in a car round the Island. I daresay other
-plans might be made, but you should have let me know sooner.”
-
-“No plans need be made,” said the gardener rebelliously. “We might just
-get the car, and start now in the cool.”
-
-“Ass!” observed Courtesy simply. “Mrs. Rust’s lace scarf won’t be dry
-enough to iron till to-morrow. I will see whether we can start the next
-day.”
-
-To disobey Courtesy was unthinkable. The gardener gritted his teeth at
-the stars, because he would have to see them again before he could start
-on his search. _Now_ was the only time for the gardener; _then_ hardly
-counted; and _presently_ was a word he failed to acknowledge.
-
-“Anyway, you don’t either of you know where to look for her,” said
-Courtesy, that practical girl.
-
-“She’ll be at Alligator Bay,” said Mrs. Rust. “They’ve got a picture
-gallery there.”
-
-“She’ll be somewhere in the hills,” said the gardener. “She would always
-go up.”
-
-“I entirely disagree with you,” retorted Mrs. Rust.
-
-“Anyway, it seems hot on sea-level,” said Courtesy. “We’d better go up
-to where it’s supposed to be cool. I’m told the Ridge Pension, High
-Valley, has a good cook, but the New Hotel, at Greyville, is also well
-spoken of.”
-
-Fortunately thirty-six hours, though they may stretch half-way to
-eternity, never succeed in covering the whole distance. A moment arrived
-when the three, bristling with travellers’ trifles, met the waiting car
-at the nearest spot in the ruined High Street to which cars could
-penetrate. And then followed a long series of dancing moments. Little
-village ports strung like beads along the coast; thatched huts thrown
-together by a playful fate; waterfalls like torn shreds of gauze draped
-on the nakedness of the hills; logwood plantations, banana plantations,
-sugar plantations, yam plantations.... Then as the approaching hills
-began to usurp more and more of the sky, the road cut through a high and
-low land; hand in hand with a very blue river, it threaded a great grey
-crack in the island; high cliffs yearned towards each other on either
-side; a belt of pale sky followed the course from above. Then out into
-the sun and wild woods, with ferns and flowering trees beckoning
-beautifully from all sides. And then long hills, a road that doubled
-back at every hundred yards, with a great changing view, growing bigger,
-on the right hand or the left, as the course of the road decided. Little
-brown villages clung desperately to the hill-side; gardens of absurd
-size balanced themselves on almost perpendicular slopes; paths of red
-mud, disdaining the winding subterfuges of the road, sprang from angle
-to angle, like children playing at independence beside a plodding
-mother.
-
-Towards the afternoon a blue-black cloud crept suddenly over a summit,
-and emptied itself with passion upon the travellers. In a minute the
-waterproof hood of the car was proved unworthy of its name; the screen
-in front became less transparent than a whirlpool; the road went mad and
-believed itself to be a mountain torrent. The wet wrath of heaven began
-to make itself felt even down Mrs. Rust’s neck.
-
-“This is disgraceful,” said Mrs. Rust. “Courtesy, do something at once.”
-
-No doubt Courtesy would have risen to the occasion, but for once Heaven
-was quicker. The sun suddenly shouldered its way round the intruding
-cloud, and made one great shining jewel of the world. Park View, that
-forward house, residence of the retiring Miss Brown, stood bold upon the
-sky-line.
-
-The gardener’s heart did not leap within him when he saw Park View. Only
-in books does Fate disguised stir the heart to such activity. In real
-life, when I stumble on the little thing that is to change my life, I
-merely kick it aside, and hurry on.
-
-In case you should think that by bringing my travellers to Greyville I
-make the long arm of coincidence unduly attenuated, I must add that
-there are only two tourist centres on the hills of the Island—Greyville
-and High Valley—and that almost everybody visits both.
-
-The gardener was now posing as a Seeker, and instinctively his eyes took
-on the haggard look that belongs to the pose. As he mounted the steps of
-the New Hotel verandah, the lady novelist thought, “What an interesting
-young man!” When, however, she saw Mrs. Rust’s hair, her notebook
-trembled in her pocket. The Treasure had left, and as to the other
-Americans, she had practically drunk their cup of copy dry.
-
-“Charles,” she said to the woolly black waiter when he brought her tea,
-“will you put those new people at my table?”
-
-“No, please, missis,” replied Charles, who, being a head waiter at
-seventeen, was suffering from the glamour of power. “Shall sit dem wid
-Mistah Van Biene.”
-
-A fraction of the proceeds of the lady novelist’s last novel, however,
-soon silenced the authority of Charles.
-
-And after all it was Mrs. Rust who sought acquaintance first, at
-breakfast in the cool verandah next morning.
-
-“There was a lizard in my bath,” said Mrs. Rust. “Disgraceful! Why can’t
-you exterminate your vermin?”
-
-This was hard on the lady novelist, who screamed for Charles whenever
-she saw anything moving anywhere, but she bore the injustice with a
-beautiful patience.
-
-“What do you think of the Island in general?” she asked. “I can tell by
-your face that your opinion would be worth having.”
-
-She might have added that she could tell this, not so much by Mrs.
-Rust’s face as by her hair.
-
-“I don’t think of the Island if I can help it,” retorted Mrs. Rust after
-some thought, during which she sought in vain for some adequately
-startling reply. “That earthquake—on my first day—a revolting
-exhibition.”
-
-“Oh, were you in Union for the earthquake? I am collecting the reports
-of intelligent people who were there. I am sure your adventures must
-have been worth recording.”
-
-“On the contrary,” replied Mrs. Rust, “the whole thing was absurdly
-overrated. My nerves remained perfectly steady throughout.”
-
-The gardener, the only person who might have cast a doubt upon this
-statement, was not present. Still posing as the strenuous seeker, he had
-gone for a walk before breakfast.
-
-There is a great glitter about morning in the hills which drags the
-optimist for long walks in the small hours upon an empty stomach, and
-causes even the pessimist to attack his grape fruit at breakfast with a
-jovial trill. The little tables on the verandah of the New Hotel have a
-glamour of heaped bright fruit upon white linen. In the garden the
-tangerines grow radiantly among their shining sober green, the
-butterflies blow across the pale young grass. There is a salmon-pink
-azalea, whose smile attracts the humming-birds, and a riotous clump of
-salvia. There is a benevolent John Crow, who strikes attitudes upon the
-roof of the annex, and stands for hours with his ragged wings spread
-open to the sun, as he surveys the diamond world. Really he is hoping
-that you will fall dead over your breakfast, but you lose this thought
-in the glitter of a hill morning. For the sake of your own peace of
-mind, never get close enough to a John Crow to see his gargoyle face.
-Content yourself with admiring his barbaric grace from a distance, and
-forget why he is there.
-
-Courtesy was characteristically still in bed. She never was one to hear
-the call of a singing world.
-
-The gardener came in with eyes crinkled by the sun, and his hair
-standing up in a spirited way all over the top of his head. Did you know
-that it is possible to be a specialist in posing without giving thought
-to the appearance?
-
-“You look as if you had been fighting,” snapped Mrs. Rust. “Disgraceful
-state of hair.”
-
-“I wish I had,” replied the gardener. “I could fight beautifully at this
-moment. I never knew what it was to breathe until this morning.”
-
-“Air is indeed a blessing” said the lady novelist. “I have a passion for
-air. I sometimes think I should die without it. How interesting to meet
-any one who loves fighting. You ought to be a soldier. I myself am a
-peace-loving woman, but I often have quarrels forced upon me.”
-
-“Let me conduct them for you,” suggested the gardener, wrestling with
-his grape fruit. “Show me the enemy.”
-
-“I wish I could. I think I will,” said the lady. “I came to Greyville to
-stay with a dear friend, and a young woman, of no standing whatever,
-picked up anyhow and anywhere, not only turned me out of my friend’s
-house, but now insists on my moving two of my trunks from the
-sick-room.”
-
-“Oh, there is a sick-room, is there?”
-
-“Yes, my friend’s little nephew is ill.”
-
-“But didn’t your friend protest? Has the young woman a hypnotic power
-over her?”
-
-“My friend is very weak. The young woman is only a sort of second-rate
-children’s nurse, apparently.”
-
-“And do you want to go back there?”
-
-“No, I prefer to be here. But it is so undignified not to be consulted.”
-
-“That’s very true,” said the gardener, whose interest was beginning to
-wane.
-
-“That road below is as crowded and as noisy as Piccadilly,” said Mrs.
-Rust. “Disgraceful.”
-
-“Market day,” replied the novelist rapturously. “Such a blaze of colour.
-Such a babel of tongues....”
-
-“And so smelly, I am sure,” said Mrs. Rust. “I am going to market.”
-
-“Let’s all go to market,” added the gardener.
-
-An hour had to be allowed for Courtesy to have her breakfast, and for
-Mrs. Rust to don her panama. Mrs. Rust, though not averse to startling
-any one of her own colour, had a secret distaste for the naïve
-criticisms of the niggers on her strange hair. The Islanders were not
-aware that dyed hair was the apex of modern fashion; they looked upon
-it, poor things, as a deformity, and a most amusing one. Mrs. Rust had
-been obliged to invest in a perfect beehive of a hat for wear in such
-ignorant parts.
-
-So four more units joined the stream of marketers along the red road. In
-spite of Mrs. Rust’s panama, the niggers laughed. Niggers always laugh
-unless they cry, and the lunatic ways of white women provide a source of
-amusement that never fails, although white women have been on the Island
-for three hundred years. Some of the marketers actually had to remove
-their baskets of fruit—crowned with boots—from their heads, to give free
-play to their sense of humour. Every nigger wears his boots upon his
-head. It is, I suppose, as much a disgrace not to own them as it is a
-discomfort to wear them.
-
-The appearance of the market was like a maniac garden, and the sound of
-it was like a maniac rookery. By way of compensation to the niggers for
-their individual ugliness, Providence has granted to them an unconscious
-beauty in the matter of grouping themselves. A nigger by herself looks
-like a comic picture post card, a lot of niggers together look like the
-picture that many master-hands have tried to paint.
-
-My senses tingle even now with the welter of sun and sound and smell and
-colour, that constitutes an Island market.
-
-“You meet every one in Greyville here,” said the lady novelist to the
-gardener. “I will introduce you to the enemy.”
-
-The gardener agreed absent-mindedly. He was helping Courtesy to buy
-baskets. The Island is the paradise of basket lovers. Those hearts are
-rare which do not thrill at the sight of a plaited basket in many
-colours, and I believe that nobody ever left the Island without
-succumbing to the charm. I suppose the reason why Island baskets never
-get on to the market at home is that everybody loves them so much, they
-never part with them. Courtesy, who always loved the popular thing, had
-been very busy buying baskets since the first moment of her arrival.
-
-Mrs. Rust was busily occupied in refusing to buy anything. “Buy a pine?
-Why should I? I loathe pines. Lace? No, I won’t buy lace, my
-underclothes are already overcrowded with it. What’s that? A basket to
-keep my letters in. I keep my letters behind the fire. Why,
-gardener—look—here’s——”
-
-“Mr. Gardener,” tittered the novelist, “here is the enemy behind you.”
-
-“You dream,” said the gardener, “I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”
-
-With an amiable smile the suffragette allowed her hand to be shaken an
-enormous number of times. She was looking plainer than the gardener had
-expected. With the pretty obtuseness of men, he had in his dreams
-forgotten that brown hat with the weary flowers in it. He had imagined
-her dressed in blue, he had thought her eyes were blue to match, he had
-created a little curl in her hair. Yet somehow he was not disappointed.
-For he had also forgotten in his dreams the comfort that lies in lack of
-ornament. It isn’t love that makes the world go round, it’s the optimism
-of men.
-
-“Why, it’s quite nice to see you again,” said the suffragette in a voice
-of surprise.
-
-“Courtesy,” shouted the gardener, “from this moment I’m not a fit
-companion for Mrs. Rust. Courtesy says I’m not respectable when I’m with
-you,” he added to the suffragette.
-
-“I don’t see anything very disreputable in your behaviour with me,” she
-replied. “But it’s only for a little while, Courtesy.”
-
-“Oh, Lor’, no,” said Courtesy. “He’s come to stop.”
-
-“I haven’t,” said the suffragette.
-
-The gardener would never have put into words the appeal that came into
-his eyes.
-
-“Yes,” said the suffragette, “you are thinking that I am growing more
-and more militant every time you see me.”
-
-“I was not,” he answered, “I was wondering how I could manage to see you
-apart from all this noise.”
-
-“Quite easily. You can walk back to Park View with me now. I have got
-the oranges for Albert.”
-
-So they squeezed out of the market-place, and side by side paced the
-avenue of donkeys which on market days lines the village street.
-
-“What are you waiting for?” asked the gardener. “What’s wrong with me?
-When will you want me?”
-
-“It isn’t you I don’t want. It’s what you stand for. Possibly I haven’t
-mentioned to you that I am a suffragette of a special kind. A cat that
-walks by itself.... Or rather perhaps it is presumptuous of me to lay
-claim to cathood. I have only walked such a little way. I am an elderly
-kitten, say, walking by itself.”
-
-“But if all suffragettes were like you, it would certainly be an
-argument against the franchise. For what would become of England?”
-
-“God forbid that all suffragettes should be like me. I am a fanatic, a
-rather silly thing to be.”
-
-“I know what you are waiting for,” said the gardener. “Heaven! you want
-so much beside the Vote, and you’ll never get what you want this side of
-heaven.”
-
-“God forbid that I should want heaven,” said the suffragette. “Heaven is
-not made for women. Why, the very archangels are men.”
-
-“Why won’t you have me? We could get married to-morrow. Why not?”
-
-“Because I am too busy. Because there is a superfluity of women, and as
-I am not a real woman—only an idea—I’d better sit out. Because I am
-conceited and couldn’t bear my pride to have a fall—at your expense.
-Because you don’t know me and I don’t know you. Because it’s better to
-live alone with an ideal than coupled with a fact. Now I’m sick of
-talking about myself, it makes me feel sugary, as though I’d been
-swallowing golden syrup neat.”
-
-“But before you retire into your militancy, tell me,” said the gardener,
-“do you think you will ever recognise this bond between us?”
-
-“There is no bond between us.”
-
-“There is love between us.”
-
-“I’m sorry, but it’s not mutual.”
-
-“Love is an automatically mutual thing.”
-
-“Then I’m afraid that proves that whatever may be between us is not
-love. Here is Park View.”
-
-“Damn Park View!”
-
-Words are supposed to be a woman’s luxury, but it always seems to me
-that men put a more touching faith in argument than ever women did. I
-believe the gardener thought that if Park View had been five miles
-farther on, he might have made a woman of the suffragette.
-
-“And what do you expect me to do now?” he asked pathetically.
-
-“Get busy,” advised the suffragette, “somewhere else. Dear little
-gardener, remember that this road has been trodden before. Being young
-is a devastating time, anyway. It always comforts me to think that there
-are crowds before and behind me, and that even a cow has had a delirious
-calfhood. After all, the past is such a little thing, one can drown it
-in a drop. And the future is so big.”
-
-“That’s what I complain of—the size of the future.”
-
-“Oh, no, don’t. Size is space and space is growth. Good gracious, what a
-prig I am becoming!”
-
-“For God’s sake, come and fill up a little corner of my big future,
-then. You little thing, I could hold you in my hand.... And you can hold
-me with no hand at all, but only with your heart.”
-
-“Good-bye.”
-
-“But why? Why?”
-
-She was climbing the steep drive. She never looked round. She always
-looked up.
-
-With excellent intentions the suffragette had, I think, succeeded in
-killing her heart. She was so heartless that even the hole where her
-heart should have been was a very shallow one. Some rudimentary emotion
-turned in her breast as she walked up the drive, and if she could have
-had the gardener as a friend, she would have turned even then and
-tendered him the friendly mailed fist of the independent woman. But if
-one is a fanatic, one cannot also be a lover. She suffered from the cold
-humility that sometimes attacks women. Every morning she occupied three
-minutes in the thankless task of pinning her hair into a shape
-conformable with convention’s barest requirements, and was then
-confronted with her own thin short face, white—but not white like a
-flower as the face of a beloved woman should be; her small eyes,
-grey—but not grey like the sea; her straight and drooping hair, made out
-of the ashes of the flame that burns in real women’s hair; her thin
-pressed lips, her hard set chin, the little defiant wrinkles over her
-brows.... It was impossible for her to believe that such a thing could
-be indispensable to any eyes. Her attitude towards the paradox was
-always sceptical, and the idea that there is nothing a woman can offer
-as a substitute for such a small gift as herself was beyond her. The
-little ordinary fiery things of youth had been shorn out of her life,
-she had been crushed by the responsibility of being a woman and a
-devotee.
-
-No man would believe that such a woman exists. The pathetic vanity of
-man would never be convinced that any woman could prefer her own
-independence to his kisses.
-
-By the time the suffragette had reached the front door of Park View, the
-interview with the gardener was but a pulse beating at the back of her
-mind.
-
-Miss Brown, looking as nearly dishevelled as a persistently Real Lady
-could possibly look, was standing in the hall, ankle-deep in her own
-prostrate property. Trunks yawned on every side, highly respectable
-dresses, like limp ghosts of Miss Brown herself, embellished every
-chair.
-
-“And I haven’t even begun on Albert’s books yet.”
-
-“The more of Albert’s books we leave behind the better,” replied the
-suffragette. “I have got him _Treasure Island_ to read on the boat, and
-he might take that one on Chemistry for Sundays.”
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know how you manage Albert,” said Miss Brown. “I could
-never even get him to read the Bible. It really looks as if Providence
-had sent you to us at this crisis.”
-
-“Providence would never have chosen a militant suffragette.”
-
-“Well, but really one wouldn’t notice your opinions,” said Miss Brown in
-an encouraging voice.
-
-“What about Scottie?” asked the suffragette. “Has anybody thought what
-is going to happen to him?”
-
-“I haven’t thought of any details,” answered Miss Brown. “The doctor’s
-orders were so sudden, they altogether upset me. I suppose Scottie can
-be left with John.”
-
-“I hope he won’t,” said the suffragette. “I caught John using Scottie as
-a target yesterday. He scored two bull’s-eyes before I got there.”
-
-“I can’t think what to do with him. There is nobody but Mr. Wise, and he
-already has a fierce bulldog. Have you any ideas?”
-
-“Yes, one. I have a sort of friend on the Island. If I left Scottie with
-him, he would act as a brake in the pursuit, because of the difficulties
-of quarantine.”
-
-“I don’t quite follow your meaning,” said Miss Brown, not unnaturally.
-“I didn’t know you had a gentleman friend on the Island.”
-
-“I haven’t. But I’m sure he will be kind to Scottie.”
-
-Very late that night, when Courtesy, Mrs. Rust, the gardener, and an
-unknown young man picked up at the club by the gardener, were playing
-Bridge in the verandah, a very young boy with a very fat dog appeared,
-asking for Mr. Gardener. The boy was too well educated to be afraid of
-duppies. The solid Scottie, too, was felt to be a sound defence against
-the supernatural.
-
-“What is this?” asked the gardener, who had assumed the melancholy pose
-of the Rejected One, and had unconsciously acquired a sad sweet smile to
-correspond. Even on his death-bed the gardener will pose as a dying man.
-
-The young boy put a note into his hand, and dragged Scottie from the
-shadow where he had modestly seated himself.
-
-“By Jove,” said the unknown young man, who happened to be Mr. Wise.
-“It’s Scottie, the Park View dog.”
-
-The gardener literally burst the envelope open. The enclosure said:
-“Dear Gardener—Will you please keep Scottie until I ask you for him
-again.—Your fairly sincere suffragette.”
-
-The note went round the Bridge Table.
-
-“I have always wondered,” said Mrs. Rust, “whether politics were really
-good for women. Now I am sure that they have an unhinging tendency. What
-does it mean?”
-
-“It means that they are going on an expedition,” said Courtesy. “They
-want the dog looked after for a day or two.”
-
-“Why, but Park View is a regular palace in Greyville,” said Mr. Wise.
-“There are three servants in it, all competent to look after Scottie for
-a day or two.”
-
-“I shall have to do what she says,” said the gardener. “The
-suffragette’s only fault is that she leaves almost too much to the
-imagination.”
-
-The boy had vanished.
-
-“Better go round and ask for an explanation,” said Courtesy.
-
-“He must play out these doubled lilies,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-“It must be nearly twelve,” said Mr. Wise. “The cocks have been crowing
-for an hour.”
-
-The Island cock proclaims the night rather than the day. Not even a cock
-can feel much enthusiasm for such a tyrant as the Trinity Island sun.
-
-“I can’t go now,” said the gardener.
-
-But next morning at breakfast he said, “I daren’t go now.” He had hardly
-slept at all, and looked white. The light of the Seeker had gone out of
-his eyes, there had been no wish in him for a wild walk in the early
-sun. He was not even posing. He had been pathetically late for
-breakfast, and Mrs. Rust and the lady novelist had disappeared to read
-the _English Review_ and the _Lady’s Pictorial_ respectively on the
-front verandah.
-
-“Why daren’t you?” asked Courtesy.
-
-“Oh, Courtesy—she’s beaten me. She’s left me without hope.”
-
-Courtesy took several mouthfuls of porridge before she replied, “You’re
-young yet, gardener. And she isn’t so extra unique, after all. If you
-like, I’ll go round and ask for an explanation of the dog.”
-
-“You don’t know the way,” said the gardener tragically.
-
-It was lucky that Mr. Wise at that moment arrived in his buggy to invite
-Courtesy and Mrs. Rust (if she wasn’t too tired) for a drive. The buggy
-was a single one, and held two only, so there was a transparency about
-his motives which did him credit. Courtesy never even passed on the
-invitation to Mrs. Rust, and the owner of the vehicle failed to repeat
-it.
-
-Armed with her inevitable box of sweets, Courtesy set forth on her
-romance.
-
-“Ripping woods,” she said, as the sun winked through the delicate lace
-of the forest.
-
-“Ripping,” agreed Mr. Wise. “But full of ticks.”
-
-Courtesy suffered that beautiful shock that attacks a woman when she
-first realises that the man by her side is an uncommon person, and that
-he holds the same view about herself. She offered him a chocolate cream.
-
-They went to Park View by the longest way possible, but I think the
-nearest approach to romance that they reached was when Courtesy said,
-“Oh, Lor’, I am enjoying myself!”
-
-And Mr. Wise replied, “So am I. I hope you’ll come again.”
-
-When they reached Park View they were neither of them observant enough
-to notice the forsaken look of the house.
-
-“I’ll just go and tackle that funny little suffragette,” said Courtesy.
-“I won’t be half a mo.”
-
-She looked back and smiled at him as she climbed the drive.
-
-“Dey all gone, missis,” said John, who was sitting in the hall, reading
-the letters out of the waste-paper basket.
-
-“Gone? Where to?”
-
-“Gone to Lunnon Town to see a doctah man, please, missis.”
-
-“Union Town, you mean.”
-
-“No, please thank you, missis. Gone lars’ night to catch a big
-steamboat.”
-
-“How many of them went?”
-
-“Missis Brown, and Mars’ Albert, an’ de visitor-missis.”
-
-“Do you know their address? Where are you forwarding their letters to?”
-
-John laughed shrilly at this joke.
-
-“Carn’t say, please, missis. Post-missis wouldn’t send me de letters,
-now de fambly gone.”
-
-The Island is the home of elusive information.
-
-“What’s the matter with the woman, anyway?” said Courtesy, as she
-remounted the buggy. “I never can understand a woman that doesn’t know
-her vocation.”
-
-“What is her vocation?” asked Mr. Wise.
-
-“Ou, I don’t know,” giggled Courtesy.
-
-“I think all women ought to marry,” said Mr. Wise. “Somehow it keeps
-them softer.”
-
-“It wouldn’t make a hard woman soft,” said Courtesy. “Only all the soft
-women do marry.”
-
-“Do you consider——”
-
-“Ou, Lor’, this is a killing conversation!” interrupted the lady. “Let’s
-talk about something else.”
-
-“All right. That’s a very pretty dress you’ve got on.”
-
-They found the gardener sitting on tenterhooks on the verandah, pulling
-Scottie’s ears.
-
-“What did she say?”
-
-“She didn’t. She’s gone to London.”
-
-“I hope they’ll take care of Westminster Abbey,” said Mrs. Rust.
-
-The gardener said nothing.
-
-By this time the suffragette was putting romance behind her by means of
-a little boat limping across a heavy sea. Compared to the _Caribbeania_,
-this boat was like my suffragette compared with Mr. Shakespeare’s
-Desdemona. There was rust on the little boat’s metal, and her paint
-still bore memories of London smuts. The purser was occasionally to be
-seen in his shirt sleeves, and the Captain had a button off his coat.
-
-The priest was on board, returning to his flock, overflowing with
-material for sermons. By mutual consent he and the suffragette ignored
-each other. He made an attempt to approach Albert, with his special
-children’s manner, but that cultured youth quickly silenced him. So he
-occupied himself in trying to save the soul of the second officer, a
-docile youth, of humble and virtuous tendency.
-
-Within two days the little boat reached the Isthmus which has lately
-been converted into one of the wonders of the world.
-
-“My poor Albert,” said the suffragette. “I’m afraid the doctor says you
-mustn’t go to see the Canal. It’s so dusty. And you know such a lot
-about it, don’t you? It is disappointing.”
-
-“I dow quite edough about it,” replied Albert. “I have do wish whatever
-to see it. I dow every detail of its codstructiod.”
-
-“That’s all right, then. The doctor says when it’s cool after dark, you
-may walk as far as the gardens behind the quay, and listen to the band.”
-
-“I do dot wish to hear the badd. I wish you ad Ah-Bargaret to go away
-for the whole day, ad let the youggest stewardess cob ad sit with be.
-She is a charbig persod, ad it would be very good for you to see the
-Cadal.”
-
-In Albert’s eyes the halo of the suffragette was to some extent
-evaporating. Her attitude towards science alienated him in his capacity
-as an educated man, although as a child in pain he still clung to her.
-And she had that morning offended him by buying him a bottle of sweets
-from the barber’s shop.
-
-“I really thigk you sobetibes forget I ab do logger a baby,” he
-observed, and forthwith began to lay great stress on the charm of the
-youngest stewardess.
-
-Miss Brown was delighted at the fall of her nephew’s latest idol.
-
-“You’d better come away,” she said. “Let’s go and see the Canal. If you
-stay with Albert when he is displeased, you get on his nerves.”
-
-So they landed on the quay of one of the two terrible towns that guard
-the entrances of the Canal. They paid a great price and manned a train
-that cost humanity a very great price indeed to create. That train is
-built of dead men, the embankment on which it runs has largely peopled
-purgatory, the very sleepers might as well be coffins, yet the train
-moves with the same callous rhythm as the train from Surbiton to
-Waterloo. In it you may see the calm inheritors of the fatal past sit
-upon spread handkerchiefs upon the smutty seats, and stick their tickets
-in their hats that the passing of the conductor may not disturb their
-train of thought; and all as if there were no ghosts to keep them
-company. Only outside the windows you can see the haunted land, white
-water enveloping a dead forest, ashen trees suffering slow drowning,
-tall grey birds standing amid floating desolation, and the Canal, a
-strip of successful tragedy, creeping between its treacherous red banks.
-The train leaves the Canal for a while, and returns to find it in a
-different mood. The First Lock is the crown of that great endeavour. I
-am assured that much more genius has been spent on the Cuts than on the
-Locks, but to you and me, ignorantly seeking copy, the First Lock
-triumphantly dominating the weary water-way, seems like the seal of
-success, as if Man had built this stupendous thing as a barrier between
-him and failure.
-
-When you see the Lock you feel like an ant seen through the wrong end of
-a telescope. The suffragette, as she stood on the iron way that goes
-along the top edge of one of the gates, had to think of all the biggest
-things she had ever imagined to keep herself from dwindling out of
-existence. Even Women’s Rights grew small in the light of this man-made
-immensity. She was standing on the highest gate, and she could look
-across a perspective of three empty cube-worlds, at the white Canal and
-the white sea beyond it.
-
-“Really,” she said, “there is very little to choose between God and
-Man.”
-
-“Good gracious me, what a thing to say!” said Miss Brown, bridling. “God
-could knock all this down with one stroke.”
-
-“He couldn’t knock down the spirit that would make man build it up
-again. Why do we pray to a Creator, if we can ourselves create?”
-
-“I think you had better come out of the sun,” said Miss Brown coldly. “I
-am feeling a little sick myself.”
-
-But on their way across the gate back to the white paving that borders
-the Lock, they found their way blocked by the priest, who was advancing
-in the opposite direction.
-
-It is impossible for a stout Miss Brown and a stout priest to pass each
-other on this route. Two suffragettes might have passed, but fortunately
-for the Isthmus there was only one present.
-
-“I will retire,” said the priest. “Place aux dames, yerce, yerce.”
-
-“Oh, how good of you!” said Miss Brown, bridling. “I am sorry to put you
-to such inconvenience.”
-
-With a jocular reference or two to goods trains at a shunting station
-the priest retired from the dilemma. But when they had all reached the
-safety of the broad paving again he seemed to have shed his desire to
-cross the gate. He was by himself, which he detested; there were
-countless morals to be humorously drawn from the Canal, and nobody to
-point them out to.
-
-“This is a marvel of workmanship, is it not?” he said to Miss Brown,
-pointedly excluding the suffragette.
-
-Miss Brown agreed, and asked whether he had felt pretty well on the
-voyage so far. Thus the Canal introduced them, and when the acquaintance
-was safely formed, Miss Brown strove to introduce the suffragette.
-
-“Yerce, yerce,” said the priest hurriedly. “We have met before. An
-introduction is unnecessary.”
-
-Fortunately for the suffragette she saw a dog at a little distance, and
-hurried to speak to it. The dog is blessedly cosmopolitan. Wherever you
-may meet him he speaks your home tongue to you, and his eyes are the
-eyes of a friend in a strange land.
-
-The suffragette and the dog walked along the side of the Lock some
-twenty yards behind their elders and betters, and the suffragette
-watched her character falling in shreds between them. Some people like
-safe hunting, and there is no prey so defenceless as prey that is not
-there. The priest’s conscience had been for some time accumulating
-reasons why the modest Miss Brown should be warned of the true character
-of her immodest companion.
-
-The suffragette allowed them half an hour to finish the destruction, and
-joined them at the train, when the dog reluctantly remembered another
-engagement.
-
-The party returned to the town in dead silence. At the station the
-priest left them, with promises to come and read to Albert. The
-suffragette and Miss Brown made their way across the gardens to the
-quay. Under a great palm, Miss Brown stopped tragically, and spoke to
-her companion for the first time since leaving the Lock.
-
-“I trusted you,” she said, rather dramatically, though, of course, she
-was too ladylike for melodrama. “I gave you my hospitality, I succoured
-you when you needed help (this was an echo of the priest), and all the
-while you deceived me, you took advantage of my kindness.”
-
-“Certainly you were all that to me,” said the suffragette mildly, “and
-certainly I am very grateful for all your kindness. But I don’t remember
-deceiving you.”
-
-“You are an immoral woman,” said Miss Brown, with a great effort, “and
-you never told me.”
-
-“It is hardly expected that I should have told you that. Partly because
-it would have been silly, and partly because it would have been quite
-untrue.”
-
-“No one could dislike gossip more than I do,” said Miss Brown, who loved
-it. “But a priest is a priest, and this one is such a truly nice man, so
-good-hearted, never said a word yesterday when the steward upset the
-soup into his lap. Why did you never tell me that you travelled from
-England in company with a man who was not your husband?”
-
-Now the suffragette, though she was distrustful of the reasoning of men,
-seldom failed to see the point of view of a woman, even though that
-woman was an anti. She specialised in feminism, and in her eyes to be a
-woman was in itself a good argument.
-
-“Of course I ought to have told you, Miss Brown,” she said in a warmer
-voice than was usual with her. “As a matter of fact it never occurred to
-me that the thing was worth telling, but that, I admit, is no excuse. I
-do see that I have been accepting your kindness under false pretences.
-It is perhaps useless to say I am sorry, and worse than useless to tell
-you that I would rather die than be married, and that I would rather be
-hanged than live unmarried with a man. Still I admit I allowed all the
-fools on the _Caribbeania_ to think I was also such a fool as to be
-married. I will not bother you again, Miss Brown, I will keep out of
-your way as much as possible on the boat. It’s only a fortnight.”
-
-Miss Brown was mollified, and when she spoke again it was like the angel
-Gabriel sympathising with the difficulties of a beetle. “Of course if
-you are penitent,” she said, “I should like to help you to retrace as
-far as possible the false step you have taken. I believe there are
-Homes.... But perhaps you had better not come near Albert.”
-
-The little boat was indulging in a two days’ rest at the Isthmus. It is
-a problem worthy of the superwoman to avoid a fellow-passenger on a
-small boat in port. The bearable space on board becomes limited to
-inches. The side nearest the quay affords nothing but coal-dust to
-breathe, the other side allows a small percentage of air to dilute the
-coal-dust. There is no scope for choice.
-
-After-dinner, however, Miss Brown settled down to play chess with
-Albert. Chess with Miss Brown is a most satisfactory game, a crescendo
-of “Checks” leading to a triumphant “Mate” in a delightfully short time.
-
-So the suffragette went on shore to listen to the band.
-
-The Isthmus band is as gaudy in attire as it is sombre in complexion,
-and it plays to a stratum of society as striking to the eye as any in
-the world. The Isthmus is the centre of nigger fashion. Here, under the
-glare and the flare of a hot night in the season, you may see the effect
-of a layer of civilisation on an aboriginal worship of colour. Crimson,
-gold, and silver are the prevailing motifs. As to the coiffure of the
-ladies, for every plait to be found on a Trinity Island head there are
-half a dozen on the Isthmus. There is something uniquely wicked in the
-appearance of rouge and powder on a mahogany ground. The look of vice
-which the Parisian or London lady strives to attain by means of a
-shopful of cosmetics can be acquired by the lady-nigger with one dab of
-the flour-dredger. Once more I pause to ask when we may expect the
-decree that we must further conceal our incurable virtue by means of a
-complexion dyed copper colour.
-
-There was a moon, and there were stars standing aloof in the sky; and
-there were many lights about the garden. There were shrill brass voices
-everywhere, and the band was playing that tune of resigned
-sentimentality, “My Old Kentucky Home.”
-
-The suffragette felt slightly drunk. She had had a day of emotions, and
-it was an unusual and intoxicating experience for her to find her
-emotions escaping from the iron bound cask in which she kept them. She
-felt totally irresponsible, and when the priest came along, looking as
-conceited as the moon, and as sentimentally benign as the stars, she
-discovered a lunatic longing to tear the hat from his head and stamp
-upon it, to make him look a fool, to prick his pride; not because of any
-personal enmity—or so she thought—but because he seemed eternally on the
-side of sanity and of yesterday, and barred the path of young and mad
-modernity. She approached him.
-
-The priest suddenly perceived in front of him a soul dangerously in need
-of salvation.
-
-“My dear young lady, I have been seeking an opportunity for a quiet chat
-with you, yerce, yerce. Whatever you may think of me, I assure you that
-I am not the hard and inhuman man you think me. I should be only too
-thankful to be of service to you. Let us sit on that quiet seat, away
-from the crowd.”
-
-“It is good of you to risk contamination,” said the suffragette.
-
-“My calling leads me among the publicans and sinners,” said the priest.
-“It is not my business to divide the sheep from the goats.”
-
-“Not your business, but your pleasure,” suggested the suffragette.
-
-The priest stiffened.
-
-“I wish you had not hardened your heart against my help,” he said.
-“Believe me, I have every sympathy with a young and unprotected woman in
-your position. I think sometimes life seems hard on the weaker sex,
-yerce, yerce.”
-
-“It is a great honour to be a woman,” said the suffragette. “Your God
-certainly turns his back on the individual, but he is very just to the
-mass. The day of women is just dawning.”
-
-“There may be something in what you say,” observed the priest, feeling
-that she was somehow erasing all that he had meant to say. “I am sure we
-shall all be glad to see Woman come into her own. But....”
-
-“Men may possess the past, but women have the future,” continued the
-suffragette, who was certainly very much excited. “We have suddenly
-found what you have lost—the courage of our convictions. The art of
-being a fanatic seems to me to be the pivot of progress; but men have
-lost, and women have caught that blessed disease.”
-
-“I do not see how all this applies to the matter in hand,” said the
-priest. “Unless you are trying to convey to me, by way of an excuse, the
-craving which I am told possesses most women of your persuasion—the
-craving for fame, the morbid wish to be talked about.”
-
-“I did not hope to convey anything at all to you. And certainly not
-fame, for there is no such thing. I have seen pigeons sitting on the
-heads of statues of great men in London, and I have seen little critics
-sitting on their fame. This is a world of isolated people, and there can
-be no fame where there is no mutual understanding.”
-
-“You are oddly pessimistic, and you are also wilfully evading the point.
-When I saw you just now, I hoped that you had repented of your sin and
-needed my help.”
-
-“I have committed no sin that would appeal to you,” said the
-suffragette. “But that is, of course, beside the point. What you want is
-that I should repent of being myself, and become a sort of inferior
-female you.”
-
-“Indeed you have come to hasty and mistaken conclusions about my
-intentions,” said the priest, whose principal virtue was perseverance.
-“Regarding your political opinions, I have every sympathy with your
-cause, though none for your methods. There is something so very coarse
-about militancy.”
-
-“Have you ever tried denying a creature the food it needs? I think you
-would find that even a white mouse would be coarse if you starved it.”
-
-“You may be right. My sister is a member of the Church League for
-Women’s Suffrage. Perhaps you also belong to that sisterhood?”
-
-“No,” she answered. “I belong to the Shrieking Sisterhood.”
-
-“It seems useless for me to try and help you in this mood,” sighed the
-priest. “I can only pray that I may be shown the way to your heart....”
-
-“I have none,” she said.
-
-In a garden not five hundred miles away from the garden in which she sat
-was the Fact which she had Forgotten, set in a silver light among the
-silver trees. The gardener stood among the pale grape-fruit trees, with
-his head back in his usual conceited way, with his hands in his pockets
-and his feet in the wet grass.
-
-“This is nonsense,” he thought.
-
-“She is only half human.”
-
-“Love for a thing only half human is only half love.”
-
-“You can’t build a world out of words, as she tries to do.”
-
-“In a thing like love, there is fact and there is theory. Theory is only
-falsehood disguised as fact.”
-
-“She is not a bit pretty.”
-
-“I believe she would rather make an enemy than make a friend.”
-
-“Something has gone wrong with the woman of to-day. She has left the man
-behind, but she has not gone forward.”
-
-“What have I been about to allow such a woman to disturb me? I came to
-this island a king, and I have made myself a slave.”
-
-“It is youth that has burnt me. I am done with youth. It is fine to have
-reached age in theory, and yet in practice still to have one’s life
-ahead. My youth has been a fire in my path, and she has stamped it out.”
-
-The moon explored the spangled sky. The fireless interwove with the pale
-purring noises of the night. The mad still shadows of the palms blotted
-the grass.
-
-The gardener went into the verandah firmly posed as He Who has Passed
-through Fire, and has emerged, cured of the silly disease of youth, into
-a pale silver light.
-
-For the gardener made his theories, while the suffragette’s theories
-made her.
-
-The gardener was awakened next morning by the loud noise of Scottie
-chasing lizards across the room. Scottie was a bristly Northerner, and
-never became really used to the conditions of tropical life. To this day
-he labours under the delusion that lizards are only bald or naked mice,
-that have deceitfully changed their smell and their taste.
-
-The gardener thought that he awoke perfectly light-hearted. He did not
-recognise the curious thing that throbbed in the back of his
-consciousness as his heart.
-
-He whistled in his bath. He whistled as he came out on to the verandah
-for breakfast.
-
-Courtesy had risen for early breakfast by mistake.
-
-“Stopped brooding?” she asked. “Brave boy.”
-
-“Two and two is such a poor formation after all,” said the gardener.
-“One and one is much more comfortable.”
-
-Courtesy giggled. “There are times,” she said, “when two and two is
-ripping. Mr. Wise is coming up to lunch.”
-
-“He came up to lunch yesterday. And he’s coming up to tea to-morrow.”
-
-“Yesterday and to-morrow are not to-day,” said Courtesy, that practical
-girl.
-
-The gardener had not time to ponder, for Mrs. Rust then appeared. Her
-complexion was even more of a contrast to her hair than usual.
-
-“I had a letter last night,” she said. “I didn’t tell you at once,
-because it’s such a vulgar habit to blurt out news. I don’t know whether
-I have mentioned my son Samuel to you?”
-
-“You have,” said Courtesy.
-
-“So have I,” added the gardener.
-
-“His house has played him false—I knew it would. One of the ceilings
-gave way—on to Samuel. Him and his house—he always was a fool. I believe
-he thought the Almighty built his house for him.”
-
-“Yes, but what happened to Samuel?”
-
-“I told you—the ceiling fell on him.”
-
-“Yes, but what is the result?”
-
-“Oh, the rest of the house is still standing. It was only one of the
-ceilings. He put the billiard table upstairs, and probably had his
-rafters made of bamboo.”
-
-“Yes, but I mean what was the result as far as Samuel was concerned?”
-
-“He was concussion. There have been one or two people staying in the
-house since he started the atrocious practice of advertising, and they
-had him taken to a hospital. My letter is from the matron.”
-
-“Poor Mrs. Rust,” said Courtesy, “you must be terribly worried. I
-suppose you’ll be wantin’ to get home by the next boat.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” snapped the mother. “Haven’t you noticed by now
-that I have iron nerves. Next boat—indeed.”
-
-“But I should have thought——” began Courtesy, and the gardener kicked
-her under the table.
-
-“There is only one perfectly obvious thing to do,” said the gardener,
-“and that is wait till the next mail, a fortnight hence. Knowing Mrs.
-Rust as I do, Courtesy, I am sure she will follow this obvious course.”
-
-“Obvious course—indeed,” said Mrs. Rust, much relieved. “Stuff and
-nonsense. I shall do exactly as I please, whether it’s obvious or not.
-Suppose I decide to go home by Wednesday’s boat, what then, young man?”
-
-The gardener shook his head. “You won’t, I know,” he said. “You are too
-reasonable.”
-
-“Reason be blowed,” said Mrs. Rust with spirit. “You don’t know me very
-well, young man, if you think I’m like all the other old cats, to be
-persuaded by that sort of argument.”
-
-The gardener was now an expert at saving Mrs. Rust from herself.
-Although she entangled herself habitually in contradictions, her real
-mind was not subtle enough to be well hidden, and to guide her action
-into the path of her desire was a matter that only required a little
-delicacy. The gardener, being a gardener, was always ready with tactful
-guidance and unseen support in such matters. In this case, he would have
-been surprised if you had told him that his secret desire pointed the
-same way as Mrs. Rust’s. He thought he had killed desire. But he was
-tired of the Island, and he had by that mail received a quarterly
-instalment of his income.
-
-“Courtesy,” said Mrs. Rust, “we sail for home next Wednesday.
-Unreasonable—indeed. And none the worse for that.”
-
-“We have engaged the car for a week from Friday,” said Courtesy. “Mr.
-Wise is lunching with us on Thursday. And the hotel insists on a week’s
-notice.”
-
-“I am paying you two hundred a year,” said Mrs. Rust brutally, “to save
-me from these vulgar details.”
-
-“Oh, Lor’,” said Courtesy.
-
-“But what about Scottie?” asked the gardener.
-
-“Scottie’s your affair, not mine. I’m not paying you £200 a year to
-follow me about.”
-
-The gardener is a very difficult person to snub.
-
-“Scottie and I are coming gratis.”
-
-And Mrs. Rust said, “Good.”
-
-But the little boat, with the suffragette on board of her, fled across
-the Atlantic, as if aware of the projected pursuit of the great mail
-steamer.
-
-The suffragette, a morose unit on a desert island of her own making,
-stood separated from the world by a gulf of gossip. She used to sit on
-the poop, where nobody else would sit, with the wind in her hair and the
-sun in her eyes, building theories.
-
-There are some people who can never see a little cloud of fantasy float
-across the horizon of their dreams without building a heavy castle in
-the air upon it, and bringing it to earth. Whenever the suffragette
-thought of the gardener, she broke the thought with a theory. It is sad
-to be burdened with a brain that must always track illusion to
-disillusionment. She had one consolation, one persistent and glorious
-contradiction, one shining truth in a welter of self-questioning:—“I’m
-alone—I’m alone—I’m alone....”
-
-It was not until they had passed the Azores that a voice from the outer
-world spoke to her. They had reached those islands late one moonlit
-night. The little square houses, climbing up the hill-side in orderly
-ranks, looked like silver bricks in a castle of dreams. There was a
-white fringe of breaking waves threaded between the black sea and the
-black land. From the boats that hurried between the shore and the
-steamer, little lamps swung and thin voices cut the darkness. Thundering
-silence seemed to invade the emptiness left by the ceasing of the
-propeller. The ceaseless loom that always sang behind the turmoil of the
-suffragette’s consciousness spun the moon into a quiet melody. The still
-lap of the sea against the ship’s stern struck the ear like a word never
-spoken before. You could hear the gods creating new things. You could
-hear the tread of the stars across the sky.
-
-“I am sorry to disturb you,” said Miss Brown; “it’s Albert. I knew
-something would come of his going to the fancy-dress dance as Galileo,
-with such a thin tunic on; but he is so wilful. And now he has a high
-temperature, and a worse pain in his side than ever. He is crying for
-you.”
-
-It was a strange sensation for the suffragette, after all these days of
-loneliness, to be cried for. Tears, like all things that belong to
-women, appealed to her beyond words.
-
-She found Albert beating on the wall of his cabin. When he cried—it
-hurt. When he breathed—it hurt. When he moved—it hurt. And yet he had to
-cry and pant and struggle. There was something in the suffragette’s
-plain and ordinary face that acted as an antidote to Albert’s hectic
-personality. She was a poor nurse; her only experience of the sick-room
-had been from her own sick-bed. But she had a cold hand, an imagination
-which she only allowed to escape at a crisis, and nerves very difficult
-to excite. All that night, while the ship climbed the steep seas of the
-Bay, she and the doctor kept something that was very big from invading
-the little cabin. The battle was, of course, a losing one. There is
-something almost funny in the futility of fighting Heaven on an issue
-like this.
-
-I said there should be no death-bed scenes in this book, so I will only
-add that after much battling Albert managed at last to get to sleep, and
-he died before he woke.
-
-The suffragette was there, but she was not needed. She went away and
-cried because no one would ever cry for her again.
-
-She marconied for Miss Brown’s brother to meet the bereaved aunt at
-Southampton. And when the boat reached home, she carried her
-mustard-coloured portmanteau up the gangway, and, by disappearing,
-closed the incident.
-
-In this wonderful age we do our disappearing by machinery. Fairy
-godmothers prefer Rolls-Royce cars to broomsticks, the pirate employs a
-submarine instead of a gallant three-decker, the black sheep of the
-piece, instead of donning a mask and confining the rest of his career to
-Maidenhead Thicket, books his passage to a Transatlantic sheepfold on a
-thirty-knot liner.
-
-The suffragette disappeared by the London train. By travelling third,
-she hoped to escape the majority of her fellow-passengers, and it was
-not until the train began to leave the station that she identified a
-hitherto unnoticed person opposite to her as the priest.
-
-The priest was always overcome by a feeling of virtue when he travelled
-third.
-
-“So our modesty is mutual,” he said jovially to the suffragette. “Yerce,
-yerce, in England I travel third on principle. My parish, you know, is
-in a poor part of London, and I think a shepherd should as far as
-possible share the circumstances of his flock.”
-
-The suffragette hovered for a moment over a very crude flower of
-repartee dealing with cattle-trucks, but discarded the idea. She was
-always cautious, when she allowed herself time for caution. Her
-principle in conversation was, “When in doubt—don’t.” But being a
-militant suffragette, she was seldom in doubt.
-
-The priest was aggrieved with the suffragette, partly because he felt
-obliged to speak to her. He would have preferred to ignore her, but she
-had behaved too well during the last few days. She had tried as hard to
-save a life as ever he had tried to save a soul, and had failed with
-equal dignity. Inconsistency annoyed him very much. You must be one of
-two things, a sheep or a goat, preferably the latter until the priest
-himself had had time to lead you to the fold. For a confessed goat
-suddenly to don wool without any help from him looked very much like
-deliberate prevarication. He did not now know how to classify the
-suffragette, and not knowing how to do a thing in which he had
-specialised was naturally exasperating.
-
-“You were asking for my advice about the problem of your future,” he
-said, leaning confidentially towards her. “I have been thinking much
-about you, and I believe I have solved the problem.”
-
-I need hardly say that the suffragette never asked for advice. When
-circumstances obliged her to follow the advisable course, she hid her
-docility like a sin.
-
-“My future always looks after itself, thank you,” she said in a polite
-voice, “and so does my past. It’s old enough.”
-
-The priest stiffened for a moment, but when on the track of a goat he
-was hard to check. Besides, the suffragette’s voice was so low and calm
-that her words seemed like a mistake, not to be taken seriously.
-
-“My idea is that you should join in the glorious campaign against
-poverty and sin in the slums,” he continued. “I assure you that peace
-lies that way. My sister once had a love affair with a freethinker; she
-lost a great deal of weight at the time, and became almost hysterical.
-But she followed my advice, and now runs several social clubs in
-connection with my Church in the Brown Borough, North London, where the
-poor may buy cocoa and cake and listen to discourses by earnest
-Christian workers.”
-
-“And what does she weigh now?” asked the suffragette, after a pause.
-
-“She is a splendid example of a Christian woman,” said the priest, “a
-woman of unwavering faith, indefatigable in charitable works.”
-
-“I think I shall come down to your parish as an antidote,” said the
-suffragette, “the only sort of Anti I ever could tolerate.”
-
-Certainly my suffragette is not worthy to be the heroine of a book. I
-must apologise for presenting a nature so undiluted by any of the
-qualities that go to make good fiction. A pun, I admit, is the last
-straw, but it is unfortunately a straw occasionally clutched at by
-erring humanity, though rarely admitted by the novelist.
-
-“I should not advise you to choose the Brown Borough for the scene of
-your endeavour,” said the priest hurriedly. “There is little scope for
-workers unconnected with a church there. I had in my mind for you the
-neighbourhood of Southwark, or Walworth, South London. Much more
-suitable, yerce, yerce. The Brown Borough is very unhealthy for those
-unaccustomed to London slums.”
-
-“Yet your sister gained weight and lost hysteria there,” said the
-suffragette maliciously. “I myself might be said to have room for
-improvement on both these points.”
-
-“I strongly advise you to choose another parish,” said the priest,
-bitterly repenting of his zeal. “So much excellent work has been done in
-the Brown Borough that the majority of the people ought by now to be on
-the way to find salvation, both in body and soul.”
-
-“That’s why I propose to come as an antidote,” said the suffragette.
-
-The conversation closed itself. They opened the _Spectator_ and _Votes
-for Women_ simultaneously.
-
-London provided the sort of weather it reserves for those who return
-from sun-blessed lands. It was a day with rain in the past and rain in
-the future, but never rain in the present. The sort of day that makes
-you feel glad you thought of bringing your umbrella, and then sorry to
-find you left it in the last bus. The streets looked like wet slates
-splashed with tears.
-
-The suffragette kept a lonely flat not far from Covent Garden,
-apparently with the object of ensuring herself the right to exercise a
-vote when she should have procured that luxury. For she very seldom put
-the flat to the ordinary uses of flats. It contained a table and two
-chairs, as a provision against the unlikely event of its owner’s
-succumbing to social weaknesses. It also contained a bed. Curtains and
-carpets, and any cooking arrangement more elaborate than a gas-ring, are
-not included in the Theory of the Hair Shirt, the motto of which is, “I
-can very well do without.”
-
-The suffragette deposited the mustard-coloured portmanteau at this
-Spartan abode, and went to report herself to her Society. She was not a
-famous suffragette. If I told you her name, you would not raise your
-eyebrows and laugh facetiously and say, “Oh—_that_ maniac....” She was
-nominally one of the rank and file, although, being rebellious even
-against co-rebels, she seldom acted under orders.
-
-There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of workers in the world, the
-people who do all the work, and the people who think they do all the
-work. The latter class is generally the busiest, the former never has
-time to be busy.
-
-The Chief Militant Suffragette, who believed that she held feminism in
-the hollow of her hand, was a born leader of women. She was familiar
-with the knack of wringing sacrifices from other people. She was a
-little lady in a minor key, pale and plaintive, with short hair, like
-spun sand. She dressed as nearly as possible like a man, and affected an
-eyeglass. She probably thought that in doing this she sacrificed enough
-for the cause of women. She had safely found a husband before she cut
-her hair. I suppose she had sent more women to prison than any one
-magistrate in London, but she had never been to prison herself.
-
-The cause of the Suffrage, while attracting the finest women in the
-country, also attracts those who consider themselves to be the finest.
-It has an equal fascination for those who can work but can never lead
-and for those who can lead but never work.
-
-“I have written to you three times,” said the Chief M.S. pathetically to
-the suffragette. “I do think you might have answered.”
-
-“So do I,” admitted the suffragette, “only that I have been abroad. What
-did you write to me about?”
-
-“Abroad?” said the Chief M.S., and raised her eyebrows. She had none
-really, but she raised the place where they should have been. “Abroad?
-Enjoying yourself at such a time as this?”
-
-“What do you mean?” asked the suffragette. “What has happened? Have we
-got the Vote?”
-
-The eyeglass of the Chief M.S. fell out with annoyance. “Of course not,”
-she said, “but it’s the great massed procession and deputation
-to-morrow, and I wanted you to help with the North London section.”
-
-The suffragette loathed processions. She loathed working or walking with
-a herd. She would rather have blown up Westminster Abbey than stewarded
-at a meeting. A less honest woman would have flattered herself that
-these are the signs of a great and lonely mind, but the suffragette knew
-them as the signs of vanity. And to cure vanity is, of course, the
-business of a hair shirt.
-
-“When have I got to be there? And where?” she asked.
-
-In the eyes of the Chief M.S. punctuality in other people was the ideal
-virtue. The moment she named to her assistants was always an hour before
-the correct time, and two hours before the one she chose for her own
-appearance.
-
-The suffragette had long been a servant of the Society. By an
-instinctive calculation she managed to arrive at Little South Lane next
-day punctually at the moment when help began to be needed. She collected
-some of the native enthusiasts who were adding fuel to their ardour on
-the door-steps of neighbouring public-houses. She quelled the political
-antagonism of a bevy of little boys who were vocally competing with a
-Great Woman’s preliminary address. She soothed the objections of the
-paid banner-bearers, who had not been led to expect the additional
-opposition of a high wind. She eliminated from the procession as far as
-possible all suffragists below the age of four. She lent a moment’s
-friendly attention to the reasons why Woman’s Sphere is the Home,
-expounded by a hoarse spinster from an upper window. She courageously
-approached an enormous dock-hand, who had snatched a banner from its
-rightful bearer, and was waving it with many oaths.
-
-“Might I trouble you for that banner?” said the suffragette.
-
-The gentleman’s reply was simple but obscene.
-
-“Might I trouble you at once to move out of my way, and let the
-procession join up?” said the suffragette in a red voice.
-
-“Gaw-love yer, me gal, I’m comin’ along,” said the gentleman. “Wot price
-me for a ... suffragette? You’ll need a few fists, if you git as fur as
-the Delta way.”
-
-How very rare it is to mistake the staff for the broken reed. The
-suffragette recovered herself quickly.
-
-“I beg your pardon,” she said. “I ought to have known from your face
-that you were a sensible man. How good of you to carry a banner!”
-
-The procession, like a snake, reared its head and moved. In the van a
-marching song was begun, in the rear—a ragtime. The police, looking
-dignified, but feeling silly, marched in single file on either flank,
-and kept an eye on the interests of the traffic. The one mounted
-policeman obviously regretted the prominence of his position, his horse
-was an anti, and showed a man-like tendency to argue with its hoofs.
-
-The suffragette walked between a little woman in a plush coat with a
-baby and a person who might have been a poetess, or a philosopher, or a
-Low Church missionary, but was certainly very earnest. The long brown
-streets swung by. The flares on the coster’s barrows anchored to the
-kerb, danced in the yellow air. A hum of barbaric voices, and the large
-firm pulse of many feet marching, made a background to the few clear
-curses and the fewer clearer blessings from the pavement.
-
-“I wish to Gawd my kiddie ’ed been a gel,” said the little mother beside
-the suffragette. “Bein’ a woman—mikes yer proud-like....”
-
-The suffragette put her chin up and laughed. “As a man, your kiddie’ll
-make you proud. There’s sure to be something splendid about a man whose
-mother was proud to be a woman.”
-
-“Men ...” said the little mother, with more alliteration than
-refinement, “are ... brute beasts.”
-
-“’Ere, draw it mild,” said the dock-hand, who was just in front.
-
-“There’s men, wytin’ for us, somewhere down the Delta wy now. Wytin’ to
-mike us yell an’ run, wytin’ to ’urt us—jus’ becos we was proud to be
-women.”
-
-“Waiting for us?” gasped the poetess. “Why—how dreadful.... I wasn’t
-told there would be any fighting.”
-
-“You might have known there would be,” said the suffragette. “You can’t
-assert facts without fighting for them.”
-
-The poetess, obviously wishing she had left such dangerous weapons as
-facts to themselves, gave a hoarse giggle, and said, “I declare, I’m
-quite frightened....”
-
-“It is frightening,” agreed the suffragette. “Not the bruises, but the
-stone-wallness of men. I’m always frightened by opposition that I can’t
-see through at all. I am frightened of Delta Street hooligans. I am also
-frightened in exactly the same way by a polite enemy. You go into the
-law courts, for instance, and watch those men wearing their wigs like
-haloes and their robes like saints’ armour——”
-
-“You do talk nice, miss,” said the little mother. “I wish you’d come
-down to the Brown Borough, an’ jaw my young man.”
-
-The suffragette, though a trifle damped, continued, “It isn’t that their
-arguments are strong, nobody minds that, but it’s that they don’t bother
-to have any arguments. Just like the hooligans, only in different words.
-It’s no more an argument than it is one between God and Satan. One side
-is established, the other doesn’t exist. It makes you see that to-morrow
-is never strong enough to fight to-day. It would take an angel to admit
-to-morrow as a fact at all, and unfortunately it’s men we’re up
-against.”
-
-“Then what’s the good of all this?” asked the poetess, who was naturally
-becoming more and more depressed.
-
-“Oh, a losing battle’s fine,” said the suffragette. “I’d rather wear a
-black eye than a wig, or a crown, any day.”
-
-“’Ear, ’ear,” said the dock-hand.
-
-“Wiv Parliament, for instance,” said the little mother, who was
-evidently accustomed to fill her sphere with her voice. “They sits an’
-argoos about Welsh Establishment, an’ all the while I ’ed my little gel
-die of underfeeding, becos I wuz carryin’ this one, and couldn’t get
-work.”
-
-“Thet’s all very well,” said the dock-hand; “but wot do you expec’? You
-carn’t expec’ the lawyers to frow up their wig an’ say the Law’s a Liar.
-(Not but wot it ain’t.) You carn’t expec’ the Prime Minister to tell
-’isself ‘There’s Mrs. Smiff’s biby dyin’, I mus’ go dahn an’ see abaht
-it.’ (Not but wot it ain’t ’ard.”)
-
-“There are lots of things you can’t kill,” said the suffragette. “But
-you can always try. Men don’t try, because impossibility is one of the
-things they believe in.”
-
-“You carn’t kill Votes fer Women,” shouted the little mother, with a
-burst of enthusiasm. She waved her baby instead of a banner.
-
-At that moment a yelling horror dropped like a bomb upon the level
-street. The suffragette saw the mounted policeman, complete with his
-horse, fall sideways, like a toy. She saw a chequered crowd of
-perspiring faces come upon her like a breaking wave. She saw the banners
-ahead stagger like flowers before a wind. She saw the poetess fall, and
-some one stamp on her shoulder. She saw a man with a fierce-coloured
-handkerchief knotted round his throat seize the little mother’s chin and
-wrench it up and down, as he cursed in her face. The suffragette, who
-never could be angry in a dignified way, gave a hoarse croak and
-snatched his arm. Possibly she felt like the child Hercules during his
-interview with the serpents, but she did not look like that at all. The
-man jerked his arm up, the suffragette’s seven stone went up too. She
-was waved like a flag. The tears were shaken out of her eyes. Her feet
-kicked the air. And then she alighted against a wall. She saw a chinless
-and unshaven face heave into her upper vision, and a great hand, like
-black lightning, cleft the fog. The knuckles of the hand cut like a
-blunt knife. In North London we always repeat our arguments, when we
-consider them good ones. The suffragette, who was a person of no
-muscular ability at all, gave up hoping for the chance of a retort in
-kind, after the third repetition. So the argument went on undisputed,
-until the dock-hand perceived it, when it was successfully overborne.
-
-The suffragette picked up her hat. She hated it because it looked so
-dirty. She hated her heart because it felt so sick. She picked up the
-poetess and hated her because she was crying. She was crying herself,
-but she thought she looked courageously wrathful.
-
-“What do we do now?” sobbed the poetess.
-
-“We walk on,” said the suffragette, and took her, not very gently, by
-the arm.
-
-“But I can’t, I can’t. It may happen again,” wailed the poetess.
-“Policeman, can’t I go home?”
-
-“Yes, miss,” said the policeman, wiping his brow.
-
-“But there are no taxis.”
-
-“No, miss,” said the policeman.
-
-You never can tell what strange thing you may do at a crisis. The
-poetess slipped a confiding hand into that of the policeman, and walked
-meekly by his side.
-
-“Murderers ...” exclaimed the little mother. “They might ’ev done biby
-in. Your ’ead’s bleedin’, miss. So’s my gum, but I kin swaller that.”
-
-The suffragette felt as if she had been divided in two. Her militant
-spirit, clothed in its hair shirt, seemed to be moving at a height,
-undaunted, monopolised as usual by the splendour of its cause. And
-below, very near the dust, a terribly tired woman, a unit among several
-hundreds of other terribly tired women, put one foot before the other
-along an endless road.
-
-You must stride over a gap here, as the procession did mentally. For a
-very long time I don’t think anybody thought anything except—“How long,
-O Lord, how long?”
-
-When I am very tired and see the high and friendly smile of St. Paul’s
-curved across the sky, I feel as if I am near home. I always think St.
-Paul’s is like a mother to all London, while Westminster Abbey is like a
-nun, the bride of heaven, with an infinite scorn of you and me. St.
-Paul’s stands at the top of the hill of difficulty, and after that your
-feet walk by themselves down Ludgate Hill.
-
-There was a burst of song from all parts of the procession as it passed
-that friendly doomed milestone. The burst was simultaneous, but the song
-was too various to be really effective.
-
-“Votes for Women,” shouted the little mother. “I sy, miss, when are you
-comin’ dahn to the Brown Borough to ’elp wiv votes for women? We ain’t
-got nobody there as kin talk like you.”
-
-“Am I coming down?” asked the suffragette, who had a vague idea that she
-had said many things, now forgotten. “I never speak at meetings now. My
-brain is always wanting to say the next thing but one, and my tongue is
-always saying the thing before last. There’s too much to be said about
-Votes for Women.”
-
-“Meetin’s...” said the little mother in a voice of scorn. “Tain’t
-meetin’s we want. It’s somebody jus’ to talk ornery, as if they was a
-friend-like. Somebody to live up the street—if you unnerstan’ me—an’
-drop in, an’ be interested. When my little gel died, lars’ October, an’
-’ole lot of lidies made enquiries, an’ got me a few ’alfpence a week to
-git on wiv till I could get back to the box-miking. I useter ’ave to go
-to an orfice an’ answer questions, an’ the lidy useter sy she was sorry
-to seem ’quisitive, but she ses—If some on yer cheat, you mus’ all on
-yer suffer.... Bless you, I didn’ mind answering questions, but I was
-very low then, an’ I useter tike it ’ard that none o’ them lidies never
-seemed interested. Nobody never as’t wot was the nime o’ my little gel
-that died, nor ’ow old she was, nor nothink about ’er pretty wys that
-she useter ’ave.... ’Tisn’t that they ain’t kind, but it’s being treated
-in a crowd-like as comes ’ard, an’ there’s many feels the sime....”
-
-“What do you expect?” asked the poetess, who was now detached from the
-policeman. “I am myself a C.O.S. secretary, so I know something about
-it. None of us have time to do more than is really necessary. And when
-there’s public money in question—well, it’s all very well, but one can’t
-be too careful.”
-
-“When there’s money in question you may be right, miss,” said the little
-mother. “But it ain’t allus a question of money, an’ it seems to me as
-’ow, wiv votes fer women, if some on them suffragettes ’ud stop talking
-about women’s wiges at meetin’s, an’ come an’ look at wiges at ’ome,
-they’d ’it a lot of women wot thinks now as ’ow votes for women is only
-a public thing an’ don’t matter outside Trafalgar Square. It seems to
-’it you ’arder if a person’s friendly than if they’re heloquent....”
-
-“Something is happening in front,” said the poetess, looking wildly
-round for her policeman.
-
-“The police have turned on us,” said the suffragette. “They always do in
-the Strand. Downing Street gets nervous when we get as near as this.”
-
-It was too true. The police, relieved to be at last freed from the
-burden of their false position, were characteristic of their profession.
-
-“But I was told I was to walk to the Houses of Parliament,” said the
-poetess, finding her quondam protector’s hand on her shoulder.
-
-“You may walk to Jericho, miss,” replied the policeman with a wit as
-heavy as his hand. “Only not more than three in a group, _if_ you
-please.”
-
-A great crowd of little groups trickled on to the Embankment and
-followed the tide of the river towards Westminster. There was a moon. I
-think the moon is really the heroine of this unheroic book. Half the
-blessing of London belongs to the river, and half the blessing of the
-river belongs to the moon. Do you know how beautifully a full moon bends
-out of her sky to trail her fingers in the river? Do you know how
-faerily she shoots shavings of her silver under the bridges, and how she
-makes tender the blackness of the barges and the shadows of the little
-wharves? I always think the moon has in her quiver of charms a special
-shaft for the river of London. She never smiles like that elsewhere.
-
-It was no surprise to Westminster to see the deputation and procession
-arrive, albeit in a less neat form than that in which it started. The
-police force has moments of wonderful insight into the psychology of
-law-breakers, and in this case it seemed aware that a procession of
-women disbanded and told to go home in the Strand is nevertheless likely
-to appear sooner or later in Parliament Square. The great space
-resounded to the tramp of the feet of the law. A detachment of mounted
-police strove to look unconcerned in the Whitehall direction. I always
-think it is unjust to drag dumb animals into these political questions.
-I wonder the S.P.C.A. doesn’t step in. Imagine the feelings of a grey
-mare, for instance, on being called upon to charge into the ranks of a
-female deputation to Downing Street.
-
-Neither the suffragette nor I are familiar with the great ways of
-deputations. We are of the humble ranks which suffer physical buffetings
-in the shadow of St. Stephen’s, while our superiors suffer moral
-buffetings in the shadow of the English Constitution. There is very
-little sport in being a shuttlecock anyway, but while the head gets the
-straight hit, the feathers feel most the stress of adverse winds.
-
-The object of the police in a crowd is to keep it moving. The direction
-in which it is to move is never explained to it. Whether you move to the
-right or the left you are sure to be wrong in the eyes of the law. If
-you weigh seven stone, your tendency is to move either upwards or
-downwards. Correctly speaking, the suffragette never set foot in
-Parliament Square for some time after she arrived there. She was caught
-in a gust of crowd, and borne in an unexpected direction. She did not
-mind which way she went, but she was human enough to mind whether her
-ribs got broken. Even in a good cause, matters like these touch you
-personally. The shoulders of partisans and martyrs, packed closely
-against your ribs, feel just as hard as the shoulders of the less
-enlightened. The suffragette began to feel a cold whiteness creeping up
-from her boots to her heart. She began to take a series of last looks at
-the moon and the spires of the Abbey. She reached the earth just when
-she had decided that she had reached the door-step of Heaven, and found
-herself cast by an eddy into a tiny peace. There, in an alcove, was the
-Chief M.S., protected by a stout husband. The Chief M.S., whose hair was
-too short to have been dragged down, and whose eyeglass was trembling on
-her breast with pleasurable excitement, was looking cool and peaceful.
-
-“You do look a wreck,” she said brightly to the suffragette. “I have
-been wanting to talk to you about something I want you to do for me.”
-
-This was such a frequent remark on the lips of the Chief M.S. that, as a
-rule, it made no impression on her followers and acquaintances. But the
-suffragette was incredibly tired, and the power of kicking against
-pricks was taken from her. She had no spirit in her except the ghost of
-her hair shirt theory, that fiend which croaks—“Go on, go on....” She
-made a great effort. She pulled her hat down on her head, she put her
-chin up, she wrapped her cloak of endurance more closely round her.
-“Talk on,” she said.
-
-“Oh, not now, child,” said the Chief M.S. “Come and see me next
-Wednesday. I shall be away for a long week-end after this.”
-
-It seemed like making an appointment for a hundred years hence. The
-suffragette agreed, because it seemed impossible that she could live so
-long as next Wednesday.
-
-At that moment the mounted police charged. The careful husband of the
-Chief M.S. whisked her away. The forelegs of a horse entered the
-suffragette’s alcove. The safest place in a police charge is under the
-noses of the horses. These animals, usually anxious to preserve
-neutrality, have mastered the art of playing upon the fleeing backs of
-agitators as gently as the pianist plays upon the keys. I have had a
-horse’s hoofs fanning my shoulder-blades for minutes on end, and yet
-only suffered from the elbows of my fellow-fugitives.
-
-The suffragette, alone on the strip of pavement between the rearing
-horses and the recoiling crowd, conceived the sensational idea of
-charging the chargers. This is the sort of idea that comes to one after
-a five-hour march and a series of street fights. I have never been drunk
-with liquor, but I know what it is to be drunk all the same. The
-suffragette determined that those horses should never see her coattails.
-She heard a voice shouting, “Women ... women ... women ...” and on
-finding it was her own, added, “Don’t run back—run forward.” And she
-flung herself on the breast of the nearest horse.
-
-A foot-policeman caught her on the rebound. She was not in the least
-hurt, but he picked her up and carried her across his shoulder. She hit
-her fists against his helmet; it sounded like a drum. It seems hard to
-believe, but I assure you that even on that high though humble perch,
-she was revelling in the thought that it concerned nobody but herself
-that she was going to prison.
-
-My poor heroine, I am afraid, has stepped beyond the limits of your
-toleration, but if you look, you will find I never asked you to admire
-her.
-
-The policeman lowered her, and stood her like a doll on the steps of the
-Metropolitan Railway. That excellent institution, shocked at the doings
-outside, had drawn its grill modestly across its entrance, and its
-employés, like good lions at the Zoo watching the rampant behaviour of
-the public, were gazing through the bars.
-
-“You’re not the right size for this job, young woman,” said the
-policeman.
-
-The suffragette’s reply was a further struggle. The policeman held both
-her arms.
-
-“You go ’ome,” he said. “The deputation’s goin’ ’ome now, like a good
-gel. What’s your station?”
-
-A terrible exhaustion drooped like a weight released upon the
-suffragette. The only retort that came to her mind was, “Leicester
-Square, please.”
-
-“Change at the Embankment,” said a railway official, and opened eighteen
-inches of the gate. The policeman pushed her in. She took her ticket,
-and went home as meekly as any Anti.
-
-You may be surprised to hear that the suffragette spent the next day in
-bed. A day in bed is not, of course, part of the Hair Shirt Theory, but
-this was a Sunday, and Sunday is a day of weakness, though it seems
-politer to the Old Testament to call it a day of relaxation. The
-suffragette always spent Sunday as she liked, with the hair shirt doffed
-and neatly folded on a chair beside her. She smoked as many cigarettes
-as she pleased, instead of the strict two of ordinary life, she
-occasionally ate as many as three large meals, she had been known to
-invest in nougat. Sundays were the oases in her desert, and if the
-gardener had chanced on one for the scene of one of his luckless spasms,
-this story might have been much prettier. It is very tiring to be
-yourself with such ardour as the suffragette employed, and to be
-somebody else for twenty-four hours once a week becomes almost a
-necessity.
-
-Besides, she had court plaster on her forehead, and the publicly
-court-plastered pose was one that the suffragette loathed.
-
-If the Chief M.S. had had the luck to catch a painless black eye in the
-Cause of the Vote, she would have flaunted it like a flag up and down
-Piccadilly. But the husband had been almost too effective. She had not
-even broken her eyeglass.
-
-One of the most striking differences between the suffragette and the
-gardener was that the gardener told himself: “When I die, they will be
-sorry, and they will perhaps understand.” But the suffragette thought:
-“When I die, nobody except the charwoman will know.”
-
-The suffragette went to see the Chief M.S. on Wednesday.
-
-“How curious you should come this afternoon,” said the Chief M.S. “Some
-one was here asking for you only this morning.”
-
-The suffragette hardly ever explained herself. She did not remind the
-Chief M.S. that she was there by appointment. Nor did she ask who had
-been inquiring for her. Perhaps she knew.
-
-“He asked for your address,” said the Chief M.S. “But as he was a man, I
-didn’t give it to him. He didn’t leave his name, but he asked me to tell
-you that your dog was now in the hands of the quarantine officials. I
-attacked him on the suffrage question, as I always do strange men.”
-
-“What did he say?”
-
-“He had nothing to say. I pointed out to him how ludicrous was the
-argument that just because a person wore two tubes on his legs instead
-of one, he was competent to rule.”
-
-“I have never heard that argument used,” said the suffragette soberly.
-“I didn’t know that even men——”
-
-“Why, you’re as dense as he was,” snapped the Chief M.S. “Of course they
-don’t put it like that. He asked me which M.P. was responsible for the
-tubular argument. I saw it was no use going on. He left his address for
-me to give you.”
-
-“What was it you wanted to see me about?” asked the suffragette.
-
-“Did I want—Oh, yes.... Well, I have been thinking you have done nothing
-for the Cause lately, have you?”
-
-The suffragette fingered a sore dint under the shadow of her hat.
-“Hardly anything,” she admitted.
-
-“I think the slum districts want working up,” said the Chief M.S.
-“Somebody who walked behind you in the procession said you hobnobbed
-wonderfully with the North London women. How would it be if you were to
-undertake a series of informal meetings——”
-
-“It isn’t meetings they want, they told me so themselves,” said the
-suffragette.
-
-“It’s meetings everybody wants,” retorted the Chief M.S. “I thought also
-that you might start a soup kitchen or a turkey club, or one of those
-things that one does start in the slums. You can’t educate the poor
-without feeding them, I’m sure.”
-
-“Nonsense!” said the suffragette, who was certainly no more
-accommodating as a follower than as a woman. “I don’t believe the
-anatomy of the poor is one bit different from the anatomy of the rich.
-And I don’t believe the way to anybody’s soul lies through their
-stomach. Only if one is hungry, one naturally pretends that blind alley
-is a thoroughfare.”
-
-“How do you suggest that the slums should be worked up, then, may I
-ask?” said the Chief M.S. coldly. There is no point in being a born
-leader, if the rank and file refuses to behave suitably.
-
-The suffragette loathed the wording of this remark, but kindly refrained
-from further criticism. “If you like ...” she said, “I’ll try an
-experiment on the Brown Borough. I’ll give no meetings and I’ll give no
-membership cards, but if you leave me time I’ll bring as many women to
-the Cause as ever did a dozen meetings in Trafalgar Square.”
-
-To hear of other people busy always cheered the Chief M.S.
-
-“You will have done a good work,” she said warmly.
-
-The suffragette went out with those words singing in her head. A thing
-that very seldom happened to other people’s words in the ears of this
-self-absorbed young woman.
-
-“To have done a good work ...” she said, on the top of a west-bound
-’bus.
-
-“To have done a good work.... But if it were a good work it could never
-be done. The way of good work goes on for ever. And that’s why I swear
-I’ll do this work till I die....”
-
-It was fine to feel busy again. The suffragette had always liked to have
-the measure of her day pressed down and running over, but she had never
-yet known the luxury of having enough of what she liked. In the
-home—which is Woman’s Sphere—there is always time to think how little
-time there is. Even the career of an incendiary, though hectic, often
-fails to give the illusion of persistent industry. The suffragette was
-so lost in enthusiasm over the discovery of a good long road under her
-feet at last, that she presently found herself at Kew.
-
-If you must drift, there are few places better to drift to than Kew
-Gardens. Only if you go there just when the months have reached the
-bleak curve of the hill that runs down into spring, you must know where
-to find the best and most secret snowdrops. The suffragette knew. She
-was very familiar with the art of being alone in London.
-
-You will perhaps not be surprised to learn that never once in her life
-had her leisure meant some one else’s pleasure. There had never been any
-one who would have been in the least interested to know that the
-suffragette had a few hours unbooked. She never regretted this fact,
-because she never noticed it. With the exception of Excursion Agents, I
-should think no one ever knew the holiday resorts around London better
-than she did. She could enjoy herself very much indeed sitting seriously
-on grass, watching a world dotted with sentimental cockneyism. It gave
-her no pang to be one among many twos.
-
-To-day she found the seat that sits forever looking at the place where
-the snowdrops should be, and only really lives when they come out. And
-when she got there, it was most annoying, she thought of the gardener,
-to the exclusion of everything else. After several minutes she found
-that she had been occupied in committing the address she had been given
-to memory.
-
-“Number Twenty-one Penny Street. Twenty-one Penny Street.”
-
-I cannot account for the occasional inconsistency of this woman except
-by reminding you of a certain well-known natural phenomenon. Just as a
-man whose arm has been amputated may still suffer from a phantom
-finger-ache, so a woman who has killed her heart must, at certain points
-in her life, feel the pain of a heart, as if the dead thing turned in
-its grave. One of the most tragic things about loss is that it is never
-annihilation.
-
-“This is absurd,” thought the suffragette, pulling herself together. “I
-must make a plan of campaign, as the M.S. Society would say. How am I
-going to start?”
-
-Brown Borough popularity is a slippery thing to seize. You must have a
-handle to grasp it by.
-
-A robin appeared, like a fairy, between two snowdrops. He did not notice
-the suffragette, nevertheless he looked self-conscious. He re-arranged a
-perfectly neat feather, and glanced at his waistcoat to see whether its
-curve was correct. He even tried to glance over his waistcoat at his
-feet, but this was physically impossible. The suffragette loved him
-until she realised that he was in love, on which she wearied of him. A
-chirrup behind her drew her attention to the lady in the case.
-
-“I believe I’ll have to get hold of the priest,” said the suffragette. I
-have told you that she was devoid of tact. She never took enough notice
-of the world to sulk when the world was unkind, she was not human enough
-to quarrel. I have seen her give great offence to the Chief M.S. by
-borrowing a cigarette in the middle of a tempestuous scene of mutual
-reproach. She never reviewed the past when arranging for the future, and
-this, in human relations, is a fatal mistake.
-
-She had an apple and an oatmeal biscuit in her bag. In spite of the
-robin’s sentimental drawbacks, she shared the biscuit with him and gave
-him the apple core. He finished the biscuit, and when about
-three-quarters through with the apple core, he remembered his affair of
-the heart. With the laboured altruism of the man in love, he tore
-himself away, and embodied the apple core theme in a little song, by way
-of informing the lady. She came, she began. Looking up with her third
-mouthful, she noticed the suffragette. With a hoarse chirp, she shot
-over the horizon.
-
-“He forgot to warn her,” sighed the suffragette. “Men _are_ so
-unimaginative.”
-
-The gentleman came back and finished the apple core.
-
-The suffragette’s mind, which was rather sleepy, turned to the occasion
-when she too had shot away from destiny, over a blue horizon.
-
-“But I left Courtesy as an apple core,” she said. “Men ought to be as
-good philosophers as robins, any day.”
-
-You and I are getting tired of this scene. And so was the suffragette.
-She shook herself.
-
-“I must wake up,” she said. “The incident is closed. I’m glad it’s
-closed. But I’m very glad it was once open. By mistake I came alive for
-a little while. I don’t believe in God, and I don’t believe in love. But
-I thank God I have met love—in a dream.”
-
-She might possibly have been referring to the robin drama. But I don’t
-think she was.
-
-She put her chin up, and buttoned up the hair shirt, and exchanged the
-snowdrops for a ’bus.
-
-It was the day after this that the priest was addressing his sister’s
-Girls’ Club in the Brown Borough. He was supplying food for the soul
-while his sister prepared food for the body. The girls were listening
-with the polite though precarious attention which Brown Borough girls
-always bring to bear on the first three hundred words of any address,
-especially if the addresser be a man. Factory girls are amiable
-creatures with something inborn that very closely resembles good
-manners. Unless you are so unfortunate as to stumble upon their sense of
-humour, they will always give you a hearing. Their sense of humour is
-broad, but only touched by certain restricted means. If you have a smut
-on your nose, or if your hat is on one side, or if you stammer in your
-speech, or if it is obvious that you have just sat in a puddle on
-alighting from your ’bus, you need cherish no hopes, but be sure that
-every word you say is only adding to the comedy of the situation.
-
-The priest was extremely neat, as usual. His piercing eyes under his
-grey hair looked dignified, and he was concealing moral quack remedies
-in gilded anecdotes with marked success. He had reached the critical
-point in a comic story about his recent adventures in the tropics, and
-was just preparing to lead the roar of amusement, when, over the heads
-of his audience, he saw a face that seemed terribly familiar. He
-finished the story with such gravity that nobody dared to smile.
-
-“How unwise I was to put the idea into her head,” he told himself, and,
-descending from his eminence, went to meet her.
-
-“This is indeed a surprise, yerce, yerce,” he said, shaking her coldly
-by the hand. He thought that she would be cut to the heart by the fact
-that he failed to qualify the surprise as pleasant. She did not notice
-the omission. She was not accustomed to being made very welcome.
-
-“I have followed your advice,” she said. “I have come down to ask you
-for work.”
-
-“How very well-timed,” said the priest’s sister just behind him.
-“Christopher, introduce the young lady.”
-
-“We will talk of that later,” said the priest. “I have not finished my
-address.”
-
-But he virtually had. For he could find nothing else to say, although he
-continued speaking. The girls lost interest, and began passing each
-other letters and photographs from their chaps. A little plain girl,
-beside whom the suffragette had taken her seat, handed her one of these
-documents.
-
-I have said that the suffragette had a hard face—it is worth noting that
-no beggar ever begged of her unless he was blind. But I suppose she had
-loved women so long and so fiercely that there was something in her look
-that established confidence in the women she met. Nobody would have
-handed a love-letter to Mrs. Rust to read, within five minutes of her
-first appearance.
-
-“The cocoa is ready, Christopher,” said the priest’s sister audibly,
-from an inner room.
-
-A remark like this, though trivial, will throw almost any orator off his
-track. The priest stopped, with the resigned sigh of Christian
-irritation.
-
-The suffragette handed the letter back to her neighbour. “What a nice
-chap yours must be,” she said.
-
-“Are you the young woman wot’s come to ply the pianner?” asked the girl.
-
-“I’m not sure,” replied the suffragette, with a guarded look at the
-priest. “I rather think I am.”
-
-This was luckily considered amusing, and over the cocoa the comments on
-the new young woman were favourable.
-
-The priest’s sister came out from the inner room, whence proceeded the
-loud bubbling squeaks of cocoa-drinkers.
-
-“Now, Christopher,” she said, “why didn’t you tell me you had found a
-new helper?”
-
-“I do not know that I have, my dear,” replied the priest. “This young
-lady has misinterpreted something I said to her.”
-
-“It’s very lucky that she did, then,” said the priest’s sister. “We are
-so badly in need of a new voluntary helper.”
-
-“You oblige me to put the matter baldly, my dear,” said the priest,
-keeping his temper with a creditable effort. “This is the young lady I
-mentioned to you last night in the course of conversation. All our
-helpers hitherto have been of the highest moral character.”
-
-“From your face...” said the priest’s sister to the suffragette. “I am
-sure you mean well. I am sure you are not wicked. And if you have
-slipped, there is nothing like hard work in the Brown Borough to make
-you forget.”
-
-The suffragette was so much startled to hear herself addressed in this
-unusual vein that she very nearly cried. It is rare to have tears so
-near so horny a surface as hers.
-
-“My dear ...” said the priest. “I think you forget my position of
-authority in this parish. You also forget the pure young souls committed
-to your care in this club. Yerce, yerce.”
-
-He actually imagined the factory girls to be as innocent as himself. To
-him the words youth and innocence were indivisible.
-
-“Oh, nonsense, Christopher,” said his sister. “She doesn’t necessarily
-want to help with this club, and even if she did she can’t convey
-infection to the girls by playing the piano to them.”
-
-“I do not expect she does play the piano,” said the priest lamely.
-
-“You do play, don’t you? You have such pretty hands.”
-
-After that, of course, the suffragette felt as though she could have
-played Strauss to please her. As a matter of fact she had little real
-articulate gift for music, but she never forgot a tune she had heard,
-and found no difficulty in rendering the songs that always sang in her
-head, outwardly instead of inwardly.
-
-The priest’s sister was not musical. Nor was she critical. She
-considered that the Brown Borough had in this newcomer found something
-it had lacked. The suffragette, who possessed certain secret springs of
-conceit, was to some extent of the same opinion. And by the end of the
-evening the majority of the girls shared this view.
-
-“Do you know a Mrs. Smith?” asked the suffragette, as she said good-bye.
-
-“I know perhaps five hundred Mrs. Smiths,” said the priest’s sister.
-
-“She wears a plush coat, and a baby, and a little girl of hers died in
-October.”
-
-“About two hundred and fifty out of the five hundred wear plush coats,
-and babies, and little girls that die.”
-
-“I wonder what surnames are for,” said the suffragette pettishly, “since
-they have ceased to distinguish one person from another?”
-
-“If you come to me to-morrow,” said the priest’s sister, “I will give
-you the names of various women who want visiting. If your Mrs. Smith
-needs you, you will soon find her, if you live in the Brown Borough.”
-
-The suffragette was a rash woman. She always abode by her own first
-choice. Before she went to see the priest’s sister in the morning, she
-found herself a Brown Borough lodging. She did this by the simple device
-of knocking on the door of the first house she saw that displayed a
-notice, “Apartment.”
-
-“Now then, wot’s the matter?” asked the lady who opened the door.
-
-The suffragette, though impossible to silence, was easy to abash. And
-there is certainly something disheartening in such a salutation.
-However, she suggested that the notice in the window might excuse an
-intrusion.
-
-She was very lucky; one always is when one doesn’t deserve to be so. She
-might have found a room with a brown wet ceiling curtseying floorward
-under the stress of many rains. She might have found a room peopled by a
-smell incredible, with rags stuffed into panes that had been broken by a
-merciful accident. She might have found walls discoloured by dark
-patches that looked like old blood. All these things are apt to decorate
-Woman’s Sphere in the Brown Borough.
-
-But the suffragette had, by mistake, knocked on the door of the most
-respectable house in the most respectable street in the district. She
-found a clean, though dark room, with a window blinking against the sun
-at a back yard filled with snowdrops. The wall-paper talked in a loud
-voice of tulips: wine-coloured tulips trampled on each other and
-wrestled for supremacy over every inch of it. The tablecloth and carpet
-were the colour of terra-cotta, and firmly disagreed with every word the
-wall-paper said. Two horse-hair chairs, in sullen brown, looked moodily
-at each other across the table.
-
-The suffragette never asked more than that her body might live in a
-clean place. She kept her mind detachable from colour schemes. After
-all, what is my body for but to enclose me?
-
-“I’ll have the room,” said the suffragette, as if it had been a cake of
-soap.
-
-It was like a dream to the landlady, a dream she had never been
-sufficiently feverish to indulge in.
-
-“You’ll have it?” she gasped.
-
-“Yes. Why not? What’s the rent, by the way?”
-
-The landlady, by means of a rapid mental process of multiplication, rose
-manfully to the occasion.
-
-“All right, fifteen shillings,” said the suffragette. “I’ll come in
-to-morrow.”
-
-She went to see the priest’s sister, but to her mild annoyance found the
-priest instead.
-
-“My sister suggested that you should visit the Wigskys,” said the
-priest, who never bore malice, as far as one could see. He never allowed
-you for a moment to forget that he was a Christian. “Mrs. Wigsky’s
-latest baby hasn’t been christened. Also I think the eldest girl must be
-getting into bad ways; she has left the excellent place I found for
-her.”
-
-“And must I persuade the baby to be christened?”
-
-“Not the child itself. You had better do your best to persuade the
-mother.”
-
-“But supposing she refuses on principle?”
-
-The priest fixed her with his piercing eye. “There can be no principle
-contrary to the Right,” he said. “The opposite to Right is Wrong.”
-
-“How simple!” said the suffragette. “But won’t Hell be terribly
-overcrowded?”
-
-The priest sighed, and certainly with reason. But he remembered that he
-was very broad-minded, and that he had often said that everybody had a
-right to their own opinion. He remembered that the soft answer that
-turneth away the fatuity of women had found a place even in the New
-Testament.
-
-“No one would be more loth than I ...” he said, “to classify as
-condemned all whose views do not coincide with the dictates of the
-Church. Let us rather call them mistaken.”
-
-The suffragette shut in a renewed protest with a snap of her jaws.
-Although she badly needed a handle by which to seize the Brown Borough,
-surely there must be other handles than the Church. She determined
-secretly on determination as her unaided weapon.
-
-But she went to see the Wigskys. She found them—a large family, red and
-mutually wrathful in an atmosphere of hot smells ancient and modern.
-
-When she got inside the door she wondered why she had come. The baby
-screaming on its mother’s breast looked incorrigibly heathen, the eldest
-girl looked wholly unsuited to any “excellent place” discovered by the
-priest.
-
-“Wooder _you_ want?” asked the harassed mother, a drab and dusty
-creature, with the used look of cold ashes.
-
-“I’ve come from Father Christopher ...” began the suffragette, wishing
-she had come from some one else.
-
-“’N you can go back to Farver Christopher,” said Mrs. Wigsky. “Becos I
-ain’t goin’ to ’ave no more bibies christened. It’s ’eaven ’ere, an’
-’eaven there, this biby’s goin’ ter grow up ’eeven fer a chinge. It
-carn’t get us into worse trouble nor wot we’ve ’ad.”
-
-“I haven’t come to bother you,” said the suffragette. “After all, it’s
-your baby, not Father Christopher’s.”
-
-“That’s wot I ses,” said the mother, slightly mollified. “Well, if you
-’aven’t come abaht Biby, wot ’ave you come for?”
-
-“I’ve come because I want to find friends in the Brown Borough. If you
-don’t want me, please tell me to go.”
-
-The Brown Borough never protests if you surprise it; and in any case,
-Mrs. Wigsky’s soul was too dead for consistent protest. Also it was
-certainly a change to be visited by one who lacked the visitor’s
-apprising eye, who seemed unaware of an unswept floor and an unmade bed.
-
-“As Father Christopher talked about the Brown Borough women ...” said
-the suffragette, “I wanted more and more to know them, because it seems
-to me so splendid to keep going at all in the Brown Borough. I must tell
-you I always love women. So you must forgive me for coming.”
-
-“’Tain’t often as lidies come to admire us,” said Mrs. Wigsky. “They
-allus comes to show us ’ow wrong we are.”
-
-“I’m not a lady,” said the suffragette.
-
-“Ow, yus you are,” said the eldest girl, speaking for the first time.
-
-“Are you the girl that’s out of a job?” asked the suffragette.
-
-“Yus. Farver Christopher got me a job as general to the lidy oo keeps
-the post orfice. She give me three-an’-six a week an’ no food, an’
-mother ain’t earnin’ now, an’ Tom’s in ’orsbital, so it weren’t good
-enough. I run awiy. She ’it me too, an’ mide me cerry up the coals. But
-’er bein’ a lidy, I couldn’t siy much—I jus’ run awiy.”
-
-“I wish you’d hit her back,” said the suffragette. “And I wish the word
-‘lady’ had never been invented.”
-
-“Lidies is lidies, an’ generals is generals,” said Mrs. Wigsky. “Gawd
-mide it so, an’ you carn’t get over it.”
-
-“I’m sure God never made it so,” said the suffragette. “He made men and
-women, and nothing else. He made man in His own image, and left woman to
-make herself. And she’s doing it. That’s what makes us all so proud to
-be women.”
-
-“I’m not proud of bein’ a woman. I’m sick of it,” said Mrs. Wigsky; but
-the girl said, “You do talk beautiful, miss. I b’leeve I’m a little bit
-proud. Anywiy, I wouldn’t be a man for somefink.”
-
-“Men,” sniffed Mrs. Wigsky. “It’s men wot does all the ’arm. An’ yet you
-carn’ get along wivout ’em altogether. They’re so ’elpless.”
-
-(I hope you notice this truth, one of the few unposed truths in this
-book. Man is potentially a son, and woman is potentially a mother; woman
-depends on the dependence of man. The spinster, if pathetic at all, is
-pathetic because she has no one to look after, not because there is no
-one to look after her. Bear in mind that the conventional spinster keeps
-a canary as a substitute for a husband.)
-
-“All the same,” said the suffragette, “men are proud of being men, and
-that is one of the greatest virtues. I don’t suppose there is a man in
-London who would be general to a Post Office lady at three-and-six a
-week and no food.”
-
-This was thought to be supremely witty, and the suffragette rose to
-depart on the crest of a ripple of popularity. The girl followed her
-half-way downstairs.
-
-“You fink that I was roight then to chuck that job, miss?”
-
-The suffragette at that moment parted company with Father Christopher.
-
-“Certainly I think you were right. It’s very wrong to take less money
-than you’re worth. I’d rather lend your mother money to get on with
-until you can get a worth-while job than let a friend of mine go so
-cheap as three-and-six a week. You can give your mother this address,
-and tell her I’ll come to see her again very soon.”
-
-As she reached the first landing, she became aware of a fresh twist in
-the maze. I think drama of a rather sombre variety is the very life of
-the Brown Borough, and I defy you to thread its streets or climb its
-stairways for half a day without meeting some Thing you never met
-before.
-
-The doorway on the first landing was practically filled by a woman,
-whose most surprising characteristic was that her right eye was filled
-with blood. The blood was running down on to the breast of her dress.
-
-“I’m feelin’ that queer,” said the woman. “It’s the sight o’ blood allus
-mikes me queer.”
-
-“You must let me help you,” said the suffragette. “You must let me put
-you on your bed.”
-
-The woman laughed and remained swaying in the doorway.
-
-“Bedder standen’ ...” she mumbled hysterically.
-
-She was an enormous woman, and effectually blocked the doorway. For one
-mad moment the suffragette meditated climbing over her. An obstacle
-always had an irresistible fascination for her.
-
-“Don’t be so silly,” said the suffragette. “Let me come in at once. I am
-here to help. Stand aside.”
-
-The woman laughed again, and her head suddenly lolled down upon her
-breast. A little drip of blood ran down upon the floor.
-
-“You are making a mess on the floor,” said the suffragette.
-
-There was a magic in the words. I suppose their power lay in their utter
-futility. The woman stood aside.
-
-“Now let me get you to bed,” said the suffragette as she entered. But
-there was no bed.
-
-There were a dresser, a small table, and a chair. There was also a man,
-noisily asleep upon the chair.
-
-“Ran me eye agin the corner of the tible,” said the woman.
-
-“How very unlucky,” said the suffragette, “considering the table’s
-practically the only thing in the room. Except the man.”
-
-She took the back of the chair and tipped it forward. She tilted it to
-such an angle that nobody in their senses could have remained seated in
-it. But a guardian angel seems to look after the drunk at the expense of
-the sober. When because she was not a professional weight-lifter, the
-suffragette had to let the chair revert to its natural position, the man
-was still comfortably asleep.
-
-The woman fainted in the corner.
-
-“Wake up, you damned pig!” said the suffragette, with the utmost
-strength of her soft voice, and she struck his shoulder with all the
-weight of a perfectly useless fist.
-
-“Shall I fetch a policeman?” asked Miss Wigsky.
-
-“The Law’s no good,” said the suffragette frowning. “I don’t believe
-there is a law against a man being drunk in the only chair. Do you think
-you could borrow a cushion or two from your mother, so that we could
-make the woman comfy on the floor?”
-
-By the time Miss Wigsky returned with the relic of a pillow, the
-suffragette had bathed the blood from the eye.
-
-“Woz this?” inquired the woman, opening the surviving eye upon the
-appearance of Miss Wigsky. “Woz this? Pillers? Tike ’em awiy. I ’aven’t
-bin to bed in the diytime for twenty years, nor I ain’t goin’ to begin
-now....”
-
-“You must lie down,” said the suffragette. “And I will fetch the doctor
-to sew up your eye.”
-
-“Bless yer ...” crowed the invalid. “S’long as I’ve got legs to walk to
-the doctor on, you kin bet yer life ’e won’t walk to me. I’ll go’n see
-’im, soon’s as I stop bein’ all of a tremble.”
-
-“I’ll come with you.”
-
-“As you please.”
-
-Miss Wigsky escaped.
-
-“Why do you allow that man to be drunk in here?” asked the suffragette
-after a pause.
-
-“’E don’t arsk my leave.”
-
-“Is he your husband?”
-
-“No. ’E is in a manner of speakin’. But I wouldn’t really marry a soppy
-bloke like thet.”
-
-“Then why do you have soppy blokes crowding you out of your own
-furniture?”
-
-“Ow, one must ’ave a man about the plice. Feels more ’omely-like.”
-
-“Does he work for you?”
-
-“I don’t fink.”
-
-“Is he very good to you?”
-
-The woman, not unnaturally, began to get restive. “’Oo ye’re gettin’ at?
-Nat’rally a man ain’t soothin’ syrup when ’e come ’ome as my young man
-come ’ome an hour ago. ’E’s better’n some.”
-
-There was a long silence. Then the suffragette said, “Women seem to be
-extraordinarily cheap in the market. They hire themselves out to the man
-who hits the hardest. It makes one almost tired of being a woman.”
-
-“Look ’ere ...” said the patient wrathfully, but she stopped there.
-Presently she sat up and said, “I’m goin’ to doctor’s now. And if you
-ain’t still too _tired_, miss, perhaps you’ll see me as fur as the
-’orspital....”
-
-So the suffragette laid hold of the Closed Door of the Brown Borough, by
-the handle of her fanatic determination. She never saw the impossibility
-of victory. It was the earliest of the early spring, and there was hope
-in the air. For many weeks hope was her only luxury. With it she
-sweetened her bread and margarine when she rose, to the tune of it she
-munched her nightly tripe and onions. She saw the mirage of the end in
-sight, and with her great faith she almost made it real. She was a blind
-optimist where women were concerned.
-
-On the initiative of the priest’s sister, she attended the Church Girls’
-Club three evenings a week. On her own initiative she played the Church
-false, and established in its own field of labour, behind its back, the
-foundation of her task.
-
-It was originally Miss Wigsky’s fault. Miss Wigsky was a girl of
-practical energy, a warring spirit, a potential suffragette. She had
-long been a militant resister of the Church Club ideal, but when the
-suffragette became one of its regular adherents, Miss Wigsky joined it
-at once. Hers was the active responsibility for what followed, and
-’Tilda’s the passive. I think I have mentioned ’Tilda before, though not
-by name. She was a small white creature who had committed the absurdity
-of losing her heart to the suffragette at first sight, and had sealed
-her admiration by laying bare the letter of her chap at their first
-meeting.
-
-The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences. It
-was during this comparatively peaceful time that the suffragette made
-friends, and it was at this point that ’Tilda one evening approached
-her.
-
-“Jenny Wigsky’s a funny gel,” said ’Tilda. “She’s bin talkin’ about you,
-miss. I got a new job the other day, very little money—piece-work—on’y
-shillin’ a diy if I work ever so ’ard. I ses to Jenny, ‘I’m a good gel I
-am, to tike less money than I’m worth just to ’elp my muvver.’ But Jenny
-ses I’m a very bad gel—she ses you ses as it’s wicked to tike bad
-money.”
-
-“I didn’t say it was wicked—I wouldn’t use the word,” said the
-suffragette. “But I do think it’s selfish. Every time a girl takes too
-little money, she may be forcing another girl to take less. You know
-it’s partly your fault that women’s wages are so bad. You can feel now
-that you’ve had a share in the work of sweating women, ’Tilda.”
-
-“Didn’t I tell you?” said Miss Wigsky. “Why don’t you do as I do, an’
-stick out for ten?”
-
-“But you’re not gettin’ it,” objected ’Tilda.
-
-“I’m goin’ to get it, I am. I’m goin’ back to my ol’ tride—box-miking. I
-left it becos the work was so ’ard, but the money’s better.”
-
-“I don’t mind how hard people work, as long as they get paid for it,”
-said the suffragette. “Of course, you have to do good work for good
-money. What I mean is that I think it’s just as dishonest to take too
-little money as it is to do too little work.”
-
-“But wot’s the good of one standin’ out?”
-
-“Very little good. But more good in a dozen standing out and more still
-in a hundred.”
-
-“Le’s start a sassiety,” suggested the strenuous Miss Wigsky. “You could
-be the Preserdink, miss, an’ I’ll ’elp yer. We’ll call ourselves the
-‘Suffragette Gels,’ an’ we won’t allow none of us to tike less money
-than ten shillin’.”
-
-“Garn ...” said ’Tilda. “Thet’s a Tride Union, thet is. A man’s gime. If
-I chuck my job, ’oo’s goin’ to keep me til I get a better one. Muvver? I
-don’t fink....”
-
-“I will,” said the suffragette. “If there’s anybody here earning less
-than ten shillings a week, I’ll give them seven-and-six a week for a
-fortnight if they have to chuck their job, and I’ll also give a prize of
-seven-and-six at the end of the fortnight to the girl who’s increased
-her wages the most.”
-
-No plan could ever have been less planned. She thought of it as she
-spoke of it, a most rash method. But Miss Wigsky immediately set to work
-to hew it into shape.
-
-“You’ll ’ave to arringe for piece-work, miss,” she said. “Anybody on
-piece-work could increase their wiges by working for twenty-four hours a
-diy, but it wouldn’t be fair.”
-
-“Nobody must work after eight at night,” said the suffragette.
-
-“An’ if two or three gets the sime rise?” suggested Miss Wigsky.
-
-“I’ll give them each seven-and-six,” said the suffragette.
-
-Of the twenty girls present, three were earning over ten shillings and
-entered a different class of the competition, working for the prize
-without the maintenance, if a rise should be found possible without loss
-of employment. Of the remaining seventeen, two refused to compete, and
-one was too small to be worth more than her present earnings. The other
-fourteen determined on an immediate attack on their employers. Chances
-were discussed instead of dances for the rest of the evening.
-
-“My boss’ll siy—the money’s there—you kin tike it or leave it. ’E’s said
-that before.”
-
-“My boss’ll smile—’e allus calls me ’Tip-a-wink, becos I’m the smallest
-gel there. ’E’s never cross—my boss ain’t.”
-
-“I think I’ll win the prize easy—don’t know why I never thought of it
-before. Buster—my boss—ses I’ve got the ’andiest ’ands wiv the bristles
-as ever ’e see.”
-
-“My missus’ll siy—there’s ’undreds of sluts in the Borough twice as good
-as you, an’ I like yer imperence, an’ you kin tike the sack wivout
-notice. She allus calls me a slut—we won’t be sorry to part.”
-
-“I shall stick to the fevver work, an’ tike up curlin’ an’ sewin’, as
-well as the knotting. I bin too lizy up to now, but I’ve got an aunt in
-the tride as ’ud learn me in no time.”
-
-At closing time the priest drew the suffragette aside.
-
-“I heard Jane Wigsky’s voice constantly raised in the dining-room this
-evening. I want your opinion of that girl. Yerce, yerce. She seems to me
-rough and coarse, and I am tempted to think she is a disturbing
-influence in the Club.”
-
-“She’s not so disturbing as I am,” said the suffragette, with a spasm of
-conscience.
-
-“Oh, don’t say that,” said the priest, whose sister had been readjusting
-his manners. “Don’t be disheartened, you will soon get into our ways,
-yerce, yerce. But to return to Jane Wigsky, I do not like the girl. She
-is impertinent and self-assured. I feel sure she puts ideas into the
-girls’ heads.”
-
-“I shouldn’t think an idea more or less would make much difference.”
-
-The priest sighed. I am not surprised. I quite admit that the
-suffragette was an infuriating person. I yield to none in my admiration
-for any one who could manage to keep their temper with her.
-
-“You know I mean harmful ideas. She has no staying power. She left
-excellent employment, apparently simply through a whim. Her mistress,
-the postmistress, is a great friend of mine. In short, I consider the
-girl undesirable, and we are thinking of asking her to leave the Club.”
-
-The suffragette became red.
-
-“I’m sorry the postmistress is a friend of yours,” she said. “Because
-she can’t be a very admirable friend. She herself admits that she only
-paid the girl three-and-six a week, with no food except a cup of tea at
-mid-day.”
-
-“Poor wages, yerce, yerce. But far better than idleness.”
-
-“Infinitely worse,” said the suffragette.
-
-A rather feverish silence fell for a moment. I think the priest said a
-prayer. At any rate he thought he did.
-
-“Surely you have some sympathy with our aims in this Club. Surely you
-agree that it is a worthy ideal to try to raise the level of the young
-womanhood of the Borough. Surely you see that we cannot do this unless
-we keep the girls in good uplifting company. Jane Wigsky is a bad girl.
-One must draw the line between good and bad.”
-
-“One may draw a line, but one needn’t build a barrier. And even to draw
-a line, one should have very good sight.”
-
-“I think I hardly need your advice on the management of a parish I have
-served for twenty-two years. If this were my Club I should request you
-to find some other outlet for your energies. But my sister is very
-obstinate. Good evening.”
-
-A certain amount of success attended the efforts of the Suffragette
-Girls. By the end of that week, three girls had been given a rise for
-the asking, the extent of it varying from sixpence to two shillings.
-Several had got a promise of a rise when work should be less slack, only
-three had taken the drastic step of leaving their employment. The
-piece-workers with few exceptions were working for a wage which seemed
-unalterable. An envelope-folder raised her earnings from three halfpence
-a thousand to twopence. But as a rule there is no labour groove so deep
-as the piece-worker’s.
-
-It was on the Thursday night before Good Friday that the suffragette,
-dressed in a dressing-gown, sat before her fire remembering the simplest
-character in this simple book—Scottie Brown.
-
-“It’s dog-stealing,” she thought, “no less. Miss Brown may return to the
-Island any time crying out for Scottie to come and comfort her. And
-Scottie will be languishing in England, undergoing quarantine. We are
-dog-thieves.”
-
-The “we” sent a little heat-wave over the place where her heart should
-have been.
-
-She had been working very hard all day, walking about the Brown Borough
-collecting its worries. She was so tired that she could not rest, could
-not go to bed, could not do anything except sit on her hearthrug and
-think feverishly of things that did not matter.
-
-Outwardly the suffragette, when in her dressing-gown, and with her hair
-drawn into a small smooth plait, approached more nearly her vocation
-than under any other circumstances. She was a nun, dedicated to an
-unknown God.
-
-“A person to see you,” said the landlady, and flung open the door. The
-suffragette shot to her feet, with a momentary terrible suspicion that
-the landlady had said “parson.” Visions of a bashful curate brought face
-to face with a militant suffragette in her dressing-gown, were, however,
-swept away by the entrance of Miss Wigsky.
-
-“It’s a —— shime,” remarked the visitor loudly, discarding the
-convention of greeting.
-
-“Sure to be,” said the suffragette, sinking down upon the hearthrug
-again. “Nearly everything’s that kind of shame. Sit down and tell me.”
-
-“I tol’ you I’d got a job, you know, at Smiff’s—boot-uppers. A lucky
-find it were, I thought, ten shillin’ a week an’ I was to be learnt ’ow
-to work a machine. ’E ses ’e thought I was a likely sort on Monday when
-I went, but ’e ses as ’e was goin’ to learn me somethink, an’ ’e wanted
-a special sort of gel, like, ’e ars’t for references. Knowin’ as ’e was
-a religious sort of gentleman, an’ give ’eaps of money to the Church, I
-tol’ ’im Farver Christopher for my reference, because Farver
-Christopher’s known Muvver sence she married, an’ allus said ’e would
-’elp ’er whenever ’e could. So when I went agine yesterday, to Smiff’s,
-’e ses as ’ow Farver Christopher ’adn’t spoke well of me—said I was
-unreliable, an’ never stuck to one job. So Mr. Smiff ses in thet cise I
-wouldn’t suit, but ’e ses as I looked likely ’e’d give me a job as
-packer at six shillin’. I ses as I couldn’ afford to tike so little
-money, an’ I tol’ ’im about you an’ the Suffragette Gels. ’E ses you
-oughter be ashimed of yoursel’, an’ ’e’d write an’ tell Farver
-Christopher as ’ow ’is Club was an ’otbed of somethink or other. I ’ites
-Farver Christopher—curse ’im—an’ ’e miking belief to be so ’elpful. I
-was in my first job free years, an’ jus’ because I chucked the —— job ’e
-found for me, ’e does me dirty like this. Curse ’im.”
-
-“Don’t,” said the suffragette. “Suffragettes don’t waste breath in
-cursing—even when there seems to be nothing to do but curse.”
-
-“This evenin’ ...” continued Miss Wigsky, “I went to the Club to see if
-you was there, though it wasn’t your night. Farver Christopher turned me
-out, ’e did. ’E’s turned out fifteen of the gels, an’ tol’ them never to
-come back no more. ’E found out from the others which was the
-suffragette gels, an’ turned ’em out. I stood up to ’im, and arsk’ ’im
-wotever we’ve done that’s wrong, there ain’t no ’arm, I ses, in tryin’
-to get a livin’ wige. I arsk’ ’im ’ow ’e’d like to live under seven
-shillin’ a week. ’E ses as ’ow God ’ad called us to this stite of life,
-an’ it was wicked to try an’ alter it. ’E ses as women are pide what
-they’re worth, an’ God mide rich an’ poor an’ men an’ women, an’ never
-meant the poor to be rich, or women to be pretending they was as good as
-men ... I spit at ’im, miss, I ’ope you’ll excuse me.”
-
-“I’ll excuse you,” said the suffragette, “though I don’t think it was a
-very artistic protest. I am most awfully sorry for you, Jenny, but I’m
-not surprised. For you know when you became a suffragette you agreed to
-fight, and now you’ve found out what you’re fighting, that’s all.
-Suffragettes are just soldiers—only more sober—and when they meet the
-enemy, they just get more determined, not more excited. If you were a
-soldier and got wounded, we should be sorry for you, but also rather
-proud of you. We must collect the suffragette girls somewhere else, and
-make the army grow.”
-
-“I don’t believe you can, miss. I went to see ’Tilda, an’ she was pretty
-near soppy about it. She’s piece-work, an’ carn’ get ’er boss to rise
-’er, so she ain’t done nothink to be turned out of the Club for, she
-ses. She ses as ’ow she won’t never ’ave nuffink more to do wiv them
-suffragettes. Then I met Lil, the tow-’aired gel—she was drunk—at the
-corner of the Delta. She puts it all on you, miss.”
-
-“Do you feel like that?” asked the suffragette.
-
-“Ow well, in a manner o’ speakin’, it wouldn’ ’ave ’appened if it ’adn’t
-bin for you, miss. But I don’t feel sore against you, not really. You
-did it for the best. You miy be right about fightin’ the enemy, on’y the
-enemy’s too strong. P’r’aps Farver Christopher’s right, an’ God mide
-women to starve till they marry, an’ get beaten till they die....”
-
-“If there is a God,” said the suffragette in a low voice, “the only
-possible conclusion is that he is an Anti. Still, even a God can be
-fought.”
-
-“Ow, I’m sick o’ fightin’,” said Miss Wigsky. “I shall go orf wiv my
-chap, though ’e is out of work....”
-
-
-The gardener was at 21 Penny Street, waiting for an answer to his
-message. To pass the time he had found work, or rather work had found
-him, for he was a man of luck. Eventually, instead of an answer, Mrs.
-Paul Rust called on him.
-
-“How’s your son?” asked the gardener, who was pleased to meet some one
-who had met the suffragette.
-
-Beneath his superficial “unscathed” pose, there was a layer of deep
-faithfulness. He knew by now that the suffragette was not worthy of the
-love of a sober Assistant Secretary to a Society Which Believed Itself
-of Great Importance (one of his latest practical poses). But the thing
-one knows makes no difference to the thing one feels, if one is young.
-The gardener was under the impression that his wisdom had dethroned the
-suffragette from her eminence, but his heart, with the obstinacy
-peculiar to hearts, continued to look up.
-
-“My son is bad. He gets no stronger. There is no reason why he shouldn’t
-get up, except that he isn’t strong enough to walk.”
-
-“I’m sorry.”
-
-“I’m not,” said Mrs. Rust automatically, and stood checked by such a
-decided lie.
-
-“What annoys me is Courtesy,” she said after a pause. “Courtesy indeed,
-she hasn’t treated me fairly. She had the impertinence to tell me last
-week that she was engaged to that ridiculous young Wise she picked up at
-Greyville. Engaged indeed, it’s stuff and nonsense, pure defiance. She’s
-treated me as a sort of matrimonial agent. I wasn’t paying her £200 a
-year to look for a husband.”
-
-“No,” agreed the gardener. “Then why don’t you forbid the banns?”
-
-Poor Mrs. Rust’s helplessness in the hands of Courtesy rose vaguely to
-her memory. “Stuff and nonsense,” she said. “I haven’t yet decided what
-steps I shall take in the matter. There is no immediate hurry. She has
-suggested letting the matter drop until Samuel is better. She has many
-failings, but I think she is fond of me.”
-
-“That’s a very attractive failing,” admitted the gardener.
-
-“I didn’t come here to discuss Courtesy with you,” snapped Mrs. Rust,
-suddenly remembering her temper. “I came because Samuel wanted me to
-come. He seems to be under delusions about you, he thinks he owes you
-gratitude. In fact—probably under the influence of delirium—he once said
-you financed his hotel. As a matter of fact I financed it myself, it
-owes its present success to me.”
-
-“It’s awfully good of you to come all this way to bring me misdirected
-gratitude,” said the gardener.
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I wouldn’t stir an inch out of my
-way to make you more conceited than you are. But that is the worst of
-having a son, you have to pay occasional attention to his wishes.
-Besides, Courtesy brought me up to town and gave the address to the
-chauffeur, so I really wasn’t consulted. Samuel wishes to see you. All
-the time he was ill he was asking for the Tra-la-la young man, and now I
-find he means you. I might have said that right at the beginning, and
-not have wasted all this time listening to your chatter.”
-
-“I’m very glad you didn’t,” said the gardener. “I couldn’t bear a caller
-who came straight to the point in five words and then left.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “Are you coming?”
-
-It was half-past three on Good Friday afternoon. There is something
-about that little Easter cluster of Sundays that weighs your heart down,
-if you are in postless London, and expecting a letter.
-
-“Where is your son?” he asked.
-
-“In Hampshire, in the Cottage Hospital, near the Red Place. You could
-put up at the Red Place. Samuel, being a fool, said you might have the
-big black and white room on the first floor. He might have let it for
-five guineas over Bank Holiday.”
-
-“What time is the train?” asked the gardener.
-
-“My car is at the door. The chauffeur is a dangerous lunatic, and there
-seems to me to be every likelihood that the back wheel will come off
-before we get out of London. But—are you coming?”
-
-So the gardener came. Seated behind the dangerous lunatic, over the
-dangerous back wheel, and beside a hostess in a musical comedy motor
-bonnet, he followed once more the road that led to the gods.
-
-He had left his address with Miss Shakespeare for the forwarding of
-letters.
-
-The great surprise of spring awaited them outside London. There were
-lambs under a pale sky, and violets under pale green hedges. Gnarled
-trees, like strong men’s muscles, curved out of roadside copses, lit
-with a green radiance. There was lilac smiling across the cottage
-gardens, there were wallflowers blotted dark against whitewashed walls.
-But when they reached the pines and heath they left the spring behind.
-Only the larches preached its gospel.
-
-“You had better come and see Samuel first,” said Mrs. Rust. “He is
-anxious to see you. He always was a fool.”
-
-So they passed the Red Place. It flared out at them along a sombre ride
-that cut the woods in two.
-
-“Samuel says his gods look after the place as well as any manager, while
-he is away. But of course he has a chef now, and a competent bureau
-clerk.”
-
-“I suppose you couldn’t ask the gods to dish up the dinner, or make out
-the bills,” admitted the gardener regretfully. “But I wonder if there’s
-room for the gods as well as the chef and the competent bureau clerk.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “A good dinner’s worth all the
-gods in mythology.”
-
-They drove up to their destination.
-
-The cottage hospital had only recruited to the service of the sick in
-later life. For a hundred years or so it had been the haunt of the
-wicked landowner. Worldly squires’ wives had given tea in its paved
-pergola to curates’ wives in their best hats. But as the house grew
-older it reformed. Its walls, steeped in the purple village gossip of a
-century, now echoed only to the innocent if technical prattle of nurses.
-The only person who walked in its garden was Sister: she threw crumbs to
-the goldfish as severely as though the crumbs were for their good. For
-the blessing which the house inherited from its past was its garden. A
-small garden, like a cut emerald, but reflecting all other jewels. It
-was a garden that tried to enshrine sombre peace amid the vivid riot of
-spring. Its high clipped hedges drew decorously angular reflections in
-the pools. Brown wallflowers hid the feet of the hedges. The lilacs
-seemed somehow turned to half mourning by the proximity of a copper
-beech. A veil of tree seeds spinning down the wind fell diagonally
-across the garden. The pink horse chestnut was very symmetrical. Only
-the little saxifrages protested against the geometrical correctness of
-the paving-stones, and forget-me-nots sang a shrill song in blue from
-the restraining chaperonage of red pottery tubs. A little cupid with a
-dislocated hip played a noiseless flute from a pedestal. The garden was
-a prig, but it was the sort of prig that makes you wonder whether after
-all it is worth while to be so exquisitely sinful.
-
-They found Samuel Rust, who was the only patient in the hospital, the
-centre of a mist of nurses. He was lying in the shade of a great smooth
-yew pyramid with a military-looking bird fashioned on the top of it.
-Samuel Rust, that unusual young man, could never be much paler than he
-had been when in health, but he was grey now, rather than white, and his
-round sequins of eyes were set in a deeper setting.
-
-“The Tra-la-la young man,” he said as the gardener approached. “I have
-been wondering why I wanted to see you.”
-
-“So have I,” said Mrs. Rust, who, after a momentary lapse into a
-maternal expression, had turned her back on the invalid.
-
-“Let’s pretend I’m just an ordinary sick-bed visitor, then,” suggested
-the gardener. “One never knows why—or whether—one wants to see that sort
-of visitor. In that case I have to begin:—Dear Mr. Rust, I hope you are
-much better.”
-
-“Still posing,” said Samuel. “What is your latest attitude?”
-
-“I never pose,” said the gardener. “I have a horror of the pose. My
-mind’s eye sometimes changes the spectacles it wears, but that’s all. I
-now find that all along the gods were intending me to be a business
-man.”
-
-“Hard luck,” said Samuel.
-
-The nurses had melted away, and Mrs. Rust followed them into the house.
-The sun was making ready for his triumph in the west and a diffident
-moon perched on the peak of the pink horse chestnut.
-
-“Perhaps one ought to have foreseen the gods’ intention of making you a
-business man,” said Samuel, “for you certainly carried out the
-unscrupulous deceiver part with wonderful success—That is—jolly
-well—what? My Red Place now sings a hymn of praise to you, to the tune
-of ten pounds a week—clear.”
-
-“Don’t mention it,” said the gardener. “It didn’t need much unscrupulous
-deceiving to persuade your mother to get her heart to work. And, to tell
-you the truth, the end was rather drowned in the means on that journey.
-I got so busy living—I only thought of you when absolutely necessary.”
-
-“I didn’t expect you to wear my image graven on your heart, what?” said
-Samuel. “You are young, and living should certainly be your business. Is
-that why you said you were a business man? I have often thought that
-being young and only lately set up in business, you had no business to
-saddle yourself with a wife.”
-
-“No business whatever,” admitted the gardener.
-
-“Then why did you?”
-
-“I didn’t.”
-
-“Good heavens,” said Samuel fretfully, “why was I born in such a cryptic
-age?”
-
-“The truth is—I spoke in a futurist sense when I called her my wife.”
-
-“In other words, you lied,” suggested Samuel. “You just took a little
-tame woman on a string for a trip, as many better men have done before
-you?”
-
-“I dragged a woman by force across the Atlantic, and then she ran away.
-She ran back home.”
-
-“The silly ass,” said Mr. Rust irritably. “Why did she do that?”
-
-“The attitude of women towards force ...” said the gardener
-sententiously, “is not what psychologists make it out to be. By some of
-the books I’ve read, I would have thought that women worshipped brute
-force; I would have thought that they kept their hair long specially in
-order to be dragged about by it.”
-
-“I have known very few women really well,” said Samuel; “and the ones I
-knew didn’t wear hair that they could be dragged about by. I should
-think the final disappearance of your post-impressionist wife was rather
-a good riddance.”
-
-“It was neither good nor a riddance. In the same futurist sense I still
-call her my wife. It’s an effort, I admit, to continue to be fond of a
-militant suffragette, and yet somehow it’s an effort I can’t help
-making.”
-
-Courtesy appeared, her hair an impudent rival to the sunset.
-
-“I’ve brought your book from the library,” she said. “I couldn’t get any
-books by Somethingevsky, as you asked, so I brought _The Rosary_.
-
-“I ought to congratulate you on your engagement,” said the gardener. “In
-fact—Mrs. Rust being out of earshot—I do.”
-
-“Thank you,” said Courtesy, looking wonderfully pretty. “I wish
-everybody in the world was as happy as I am, though of course marriage
-is an awful risk. How’s your young woman, gardener?”
-
-“As militant as ever,” said the gardener. “I’m expecting a letter from
-her any day, or a telegram any minute.”
-
-“Why, is she coming down here?”
-
-“Probably,” said the gardener. He had absolutely no grounds for his
-confidence except the ground of youth, and that, of course, is only a
-quicksand.
-
-But the funny thing was she came.
-
-For she cried all her current stock of militancy away on Thursday night,
-and by three o’clock on Good Friday afternoon she was on the door-step
-of 21 Penny Street.
-
-“Even if slavery and polygamy become the fashion,” she argued
-characteristically, “Scottie Brown will still be wrongfully detained in
-quarantine.”
-
-It was not to Scottie Brown that her thoughts turned when the maid told
-her that Mr. Gardener had gone to the country for Easter.
-
-“But I must see him,” said the suffragette, who was a little drunk with
-the bitter beverage of tears.
-
-“It’s impossible,” said the maid. “I tell you—he’s away.”
-
-The word “impossible” as usual acted as a challenge.
-
-“Might I have his address?” said the caller.
-
-After consultation with Miss Shakespeare the address was produced, and
-the suffragette’s decision made.
-
-“The Red Place.... His friend lives there—Mrs. Rust’s son. Anyway
-there’s no harm in going to a country hotel for Easter.”
-
-It was quite an advance for the suffragette to be human enough to
-consider whether there was any harm or not.
-
-So she went home and had a ten minutes’ interview with the
-mustard-coloured portmanteau, and then she put it and herself into a
-third-class carriage marked Girton Magna.
-
-At sunset she arrived at the Red Place, and by luck extraordinary
-managed to procure a small attic which the tide of holiday-makers had
-passed by.
-
-She saw the gardener first at dinner-time, and he looked almost as
-incredible to her as she did to him. It always surprises me to see a
-person looking exactly like themselves after absence.
-
-When the gardener first saw the suffragette, he swallowed a spoonful of
-soup which was very much too hot, and rose. Courtesy was in the middle
-of a remark, and looked surprised to see him go.
-
-“I knew I should hear or see something of you soon,” said the gardener,
-shaking the suffragette’s hand as usual an excessive number of times.
-“And yet I’m awfully surprised too,” admitted the suffragette.
-
-“Just an Easter holiday?” suggested the gardener carelessly. “But what
-luck you chose the Red Place.”
-
-“It wasn’t exactly luck. I knew you were here.”
-
-Tears had been trembling in the gardener’s eyes since the swallowing of
-the soup, he very nearly shed them now.
-
-“Waiter,” he called, “move that lady’s place to our table.”
-
-The suffragette was excited and flushed. She looked almost pretty.
-
-“I can’t imagine why I came,” she said when the change was effected and
-greetings had been exchanged. “I think I must have come in delirium. The
-woman I used to be never comes into the country except on business, and,
-in the case of friends, makes a principle of ‘out of sight, out of
-mind.’”
-
-“I hope you left that woman behind—permanently,” said the gardener.
-
-“No. That’s the worst of it. They’re both here. Each acts as conscience
-while the other one’s in power. Why wasn’t one brought into the world by
-oneself?”
-
-“Why, weren’t you?” asked Courtesy; “were you twins?”
-
-“I still am. One of me is quite a good sort, really, almost an ‘Oh, my
-dear’ girl. She is the one who was described in the paper as ‘Boadicea
-Smith, a young woman of prepossessing appearance.’ The reporter went on
-to say that the name was probably assumed—(which it was)—and that he
-knew who I really was—(which he didn’t). He hinted that I was a deluded
-patrician incog. Do you know, I treasure that paragraph as if it were a
-love-letter. It’s the only compliment I ever had.”
-
-“I should like to shake the hand of that reporter,” said the gardener.
-
-“But after that he referred to me all through as ‘Smith,’ without
-prefix, which is the sign of a criminal.”
-
-“The puppy!” exclaimed the gardener.
-
-“What were you doing to get into the paper?” asked Courtesy sternly. “I
-never get into the paper.”
-
-“It’s inconceivable that you should get into the paper, Courtesy dear,”
-said the gardener, “except when you get born or married or dead.”
-
-“It’d be like a sultana in a seed-cake,” said the suffragette, “or like
-a sunrise at tea-time. Or as if a Forty-nine ’bus went to the Bank.”
-
-I really think she was a little delirious, and perhaps she felt it
-herself, for she added apologetically, “I always think Forty-nine is
-such an innocent ’bus, it never knows the City.”
-
-Next morning it was raining in the persistently militant sort of way
-reserved by the weather for public holidays.
-
-“A pity,” said the gardener at breakfast. “I meant to take you over to
-the village to introduce you to Mr. Rust. And there are no ’buses or
-taxis here.”
-
-“Let’s dispense with the ’buses and taxis,” suggested the suffragette.
-“Let’s forget London and get country-wet.”
-
-“You’ll catch your death of cold,” said the gardener delightedly, and
-presently they started.
-
-“I don’t really want to be introduced to your friend,” said the
-suffragette. “Only I wanted a chance to speak to you alone. Do you know,
-beneath a militant exterior I am horribly shy?”
-
-“It’s obvious,” retorted the gardener.
-
-“Is it?” asked the suffragette, annoyed, and relapsed into silence for a
-moment.
-
-“I wanted to tell you ...” she began again presently, “that I beg your
-pardon for coming here. It’s unforgivable of me. You know, as regards
-men, I’m not a woman at all; I haven’t the unselfish instincts that
-other women have. I came because I had—reached the limit—and I wanted a
-friend....”
-
-“Well, you didn’t come far wrong,” said the gardener. “I love you.”
-
-“I didn’t think of your feelings at all, which is only another proof
-that it is no good your loving me.”
-
-“May I take the risk?”
-
-The suffragette stopped, and stood leaning against the rain-whipped
-wind. Rain was trapped in the mesh of her soft hair. She clenched her
-fists upon her breast.
-
-“Won’t you believe me ...” she said, “when I tell you it would be best
-to break up that poor little dream of yours—as I have broken mine. I
-told you once that I had somehow been born the wrong side of the ropes
-in the race. One can’t love across a barrier.”
-
-“Love is not a dream,” said the gardener. “It’s your barrier that’s a
-dream. Why don’t you try breaking that?”
-
-“You are a man, little gardener, and I am a thing. Not a bad thing,
-really, but certainly not a woman. And even a thing can reach the point
-which I have reached, the point at which there seems nothing to do but
-grope and cry....”
-
-They walked a little way in silence.
-
-“I seem to have come to the edge of the world by myself,” she went on.
-“And I can’t go on—by myself. Oh, gardener, couldn’t we be friends
-without being lovers?”
-
-“That has been suggested before,” said the gardener slowly. “And it has
-never succeeded. But—we—might—try....”
-
-All the rest of the way to the village I suppose they were practising
-being friends and not lovers. For neither spoke a word.
-
-“So this is the militant suffragette,” said Samuel Rust, who was sitting
-in the hospital sitting-room. “I am most interested to meet you. I have
-long wished to meet a suffragette to ask her why she wanted the vote.”
-
-“Why do men want it?”
-
-“Personally I don’t.”
-
-“Personally I do,” said the suffragette. “And mine is as good an answer
-as yours.”
-
-“Both answers are very poor,” admitted Samuel. “You want the vote so
-badly that you think it worth while to become hysterical over it.”
-
-“There is not much hysteria in the movement, only hysteria is the thing
-that strikes a hysterical press as most worthy of note. What hysteria
-there is, is a result—not a cause. Women never invented hysteria. How
-should we be anything but irresponsible, since you have taken
-responsibility from us? If we are bitter, you must remember that
-somebody mixed the dose. If the womanliness you admire is dead, bear in
-mind that nothing can be dead without being killed.”
-
-“But who is your enemy? Who are your murderers? I have never noticed
-that the majority of men are fiends incarnate. You may not believe me,
-but I do assure you that at frequent intervals in my life I have met
-honest, just, and moral men. Have you met none?”
-
-“In the Brown Borough I meet excellent men. Older and wiser men, who sit
-on committees and behave like one conglomerate uncle to the poor; young
-lovers too hopelessly out of work to marry, and yet always gay and
-good-hearted; large tired fathers who come in after a day’s work and sit
-under dripping washing and never slap the children.... But that such
-just men are not in a majority is proved by the fact that women continue
-to suffer.”
-
-“Yes, but perhaps they suffer at the hands—not of men—but of
-circumstances.”
-
-“Circumstances always favour people with a public voice.”
-
-“And do militant suffragettes really think that by smashing windows they
-will attain to a public voice?”
-
-“In what we do, we’re a poor argument for the Franchise. In what we are,
-we’re the very best. It’s not possible for the community to be hit
-without deserving it. It must look round and find out why it is hit—not
-how. Punishment is no good to a smasher of windows. Any woman can see if
-she’s wrong without punishment. If she thinks she’s right, punishment
-can never alter her opinion.”
-
-“Smashers must be punished. It would be impossible to allow even the
-righteous to take the law into their own hands.”
-
-“In whose hands should we leave it? In the hands of those who declare
-themselves to be our enemies? A fair question from a woman never gets a
-fair answer. Windows are smashed—not as an argument, but as a protest.”
-
-“A protest strikes me as a futile thing. No one ever does anything that
-looks unfair or tyrannical without being perfectly sure that was the
-thing they meant to do. If a protest is successful it creates discord
-without altering what is done. If it’s unsuccessful, it leaves you with
-a high temperature and bruised hands, and what is gained by that?”
-
-“Protest isn’t a thing you argue about,” said the suffragette. “It’s a
-thing you do when you see red. You seem to think that men have the
-monopoly of the last straw.”
-
-“It is hard to believe that you have reached the last straw,” said
-Samuel. “It is very hard for men to picture women as an oppressed race.
-We are miles and miles away from each other. I can still think of a lot
-of things to say, but I can’t say them without a moral megaphone. Shall
-we call a draw?”
-
-“Let’s,” said the suffragette, relaxing her militant expression. “Only
-let me have the last word—a rather long one. Of one thing I am
-certain—when we have the vote, men will see what a small gift it was,
-and future generations will ask why it was grudged so bitterly. Only to
-us who have fought for it and suffered for it, it will always seem high
-and splendid—like a flag captured in battle....”
-
-“The country is looking pretty just now, isn’t it?” said Mr. Samuel
-Rust.
-
-The gardener was standing at the window, watching the clipped yew bird
-outside curtseying to the wind. He had been pathetically silent, like a
-snubbed child, ever since he had consented to be a friend and not a
-lover. His white keen face was a striking illustration of enthusiasm
-damped. His jaw looked as if he were clenching his teeth on something
-bitter. I think he was regretting the days when gold hair with a ripple
-in it as laboured as the ripples in an old Master’s seascape, wide blue
-eyes alight with matrimonial instinct, and the very red lips of a very
-small mouth, were all that his heart needed.
-
-And I wonder what the suffragette saw in his face that made her say in a
-very non-militant voice, “Come, gardener.”
-
-They both shook hands in rather an absent-minded way with Mr. Samuel
-Rust. They started from the door with the wind behind them. It was with
-her hair blowing forward along her cheeks that the gardener always
-remembered the suffragette most vividly. It brought a brave idea to his
-mind, connected vaguely with a picture of Grace Darling with which he
-had been in love fifteen years ago.
-
-“Gardener,” said the suffragette hurriedly. “Can you imagine me sitting
-by the fire bathing a baby?”
-
-“Easily,” he replied. “I can imagine how the firelight would dance upon
-your hair.”
-
-“That doesn’t sound like me at all,” she said, with a catch in her
-voice. “Can you imagine me, looking sleepy and cross, giving you early
-breakfast before you went to work?”
-
-“I can imagine you with the sun behind you, saying good-morning, so that
-the word seemed like a blessing through the day.”
-
-“It’s a lie—you poet,” she said. “Why don’t you open your eyes and see
-me as I am?”
-
-“I’ve had my eyes open all along. It’s you who are blind.”
-
-“Then—suppose we become both lovers and friends.... Suppose we get
-married on Tuesday....”
-
- To-morrow I will don my cloak
- Of opal-grey, and I will stand
- Where the palm shadows stride like smoke
- Across the dazzle of the sand.
- To-morrow I will throw this blind
- Blind whiteness from my soul away,
- And pluck this blackness from my mind,
- And only leave the medium—grey.
-
- To-morrow I will cry for gains
- Upon the blue and brazen sky:
- The precious venom in my veins
- To-morrow will be parched and dry.
- To-morrow it shall be my goal
- To throw myself away from me,
- To lose the outline of my soul
- Against the greyness of the sea.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER II
-
-
-The suffragette went up to London on Monday—Bank Holiday—to contemplate
-finally the ruin of her work. For it was dead. I suppose if she had not
-felt so old and tired she might have thought of a fresh beginning, but
-she was always more passionate than persistent.
-
-I don’t think the Brown Borough ever made her suffer so much as it did
-the day she came back to it and found no place for her. You must
-remember she had always put work before pleasure, and a new joy born had
-no place in her mind with the pain of work killed. The gardener of
-yesterday retreated from the foreground of her mind, and for a while she
-never thought at all of the gardener of to-morrow.
-
-Henceforward we part company with that suffragette whom I have loved
-perhaps a good deal, and of whom you have wearied. Her heart seemed to
-take on a different colour as she returned for the last time to the
-Brown Borough. What she had preached for years conquered her beyond hope
-at last, the world she had fought became suddenly victor.
-
-She went to Jenny Wigsky, and found her gone.
-
-She went to see ’Tilda, who was out. But ’Tilda’s mother spoke out
-’Tilda’s mind.
-
-She went to see the priest’s sister, and she was away for Easter. But
-the priest was at home.
-
-“I had no wish ever to see you again,” said the priest. “But it is as
-well that we should meet, for I should like to make my position and that
-of my sister perfectly clear to you, yerce, yerce.”
-
-“It is perfectly clear,” said the suffragette, who felt curiously numb.
-
-“Excuse me, but I do not wish that you should go away under the delusion
-that you are in the right though persecuted, and in your self-absorption
-proceed to make havoc of another field of work. Setting aside the fact
-that you have been guilty of bad faith towards us, you have approached
-the work from a wilfully wrong standpoint. You have mixed your
-despicable little political jealousies with Christian work, to the
-serious danger of young and innocent souls.”
-
-“I worked for the honour of women, and you—possibly—for the honour of
-your God. Certainly your work sounds better—to men.”
-
-“If there is a thing that women excel in, it is the art of evading the
-point,” said the priest bitterly. “The affair, bluntly put, is this:
-Jane Wigsky, an idle, vicious, and immoral girl, had the impudence to go
-to my very good friend, Mr. Smith, of Smith, Bird and Co., and,
-presuming on her showy appearance, to apply for a responsible post, a
-post which is in every way suited to be the reward of virtue, rather
-than something for the covetous to grasp at. Mr. Smith is, as I say, a
-friend of mine, and a most generous friend to the Church, having only
-last week presented a beautiful carved chancel screen. Naturally it was
-my duty to tell him all I knew about the girl.”
-
-“And what did you know?”
-
-“I am not obliged to answer to you for my statements, but, as a matter
-of fact, I told him that the girl was not a ‘stayer’—in colloquial
-language—and that she was of immoral tendency.”
-
-“That was only what you fancied. What did you know?”
-
-There was a swallowing sound in the priest’s throat, a sound as of one
-keeping his temper.
-
-“May I ask if you are aware that the girl has now disappeared, with her
-lover?”
-
-“But that was since you wrote.”
-
-“I have not worked for twenty-two years among the poor without reaching
-a certain insight into character; I am not blind to such things,
-whatever you may be, yerce, yerce. But that is beside the point. I
-reminded Smith that he might be able to give her less important
-employment—I was willing to help the girl up to a certain point. I
-suggested a protégé of my own for the better post, to whom the generous
-opportunity offered would be far more suitable, a very deserving young
-man, who is debarred from ordinary employment by the loss of a leg. Mr.
-Smith accepted my suggestion, and offered Jane Wigsky a post as packer,
-at seven-and-six a week, a much larger wage than she has been getting
-lately. She refused, and put the responsibility of her refusal on you.
-She also mentioned that other girls in the Church Club were under your
-influence on the question of wages. I made enquiries and found that my
-sister’s club was in a fair way to turn into a female Trade Union, an
-abominable anomaly. I took the only course possible. I dismissed all the
-misguided girls from the Club. There is nothing more to be said.”
-
-“Nothing,” said the suffragette, who had become very white, “except—what
-must your God be like to have a servant like you?”
-
-“If you are going to blaspheme,” said the priest, “kindly leave my house
-at once.”
-
-“If God is like that ...” she said, “I pray the Devil may win.”
-
-She ran out of the house childishly, and slammed the door.
-
-
-The gardener, on Tuesday morning, was parting his hair for the third
-time, when he received a telegram:
-
-“Don’t come.—Suffragette.”
-
-It startled him, but not very much. He looked at the third attempt at a
-parting in the glass, and saw that it was an excellent parting for a man
-on his wedding-day. He reflected that a militant suffragette would
-naturally tend to become ultra-militant on this final day. And if the
-worst came to the worst, it could do no harm to go up and find out how
-bad the worst was. So he went up to London by the eleven train.
-
-He was to meet her at the little bun-shop that clings for protection to
-the Brown Borough Town Hall. There the suffragette had a fourpenny meal
-daily, and there they had arranged to have an eightpenny meal together,
-before assuming the married pose. There was a “wedding-shop” round the
-corner. I don’t suppose any couple ever made less impressive plans.
-
-And the gardener pursued the plan. He entirely ignored the telegram.
-
-I don’t know whether the suffragette was confident that he would obey
-it, or that he would ignore it. I am entirely doubtful about her state
-of mind on that day. But I know that when the gardener arrived at the
-bun-shop she was there, facing the door, already half-way through her
-fourpenny lunch. Which appears to show that—if her telegram was
-genuine—she put implicit faith in his obedience. In this case she was
-presumably displeased to see him. Her face, however, looked too tired to
-change its expression in any way.
-
-“Didn’t you get my wire?” she said.
-
-“What is a wire to me?” asked the gardener, sitting down.
-
-There was a long pause, during which he ordered a Welsh Rarebit from a
-waitress who, six months ago, would have furnished him with an ideal of
-womanhood.
-
-“Why did you wire?” he asked presently.
-
-“I have to go on a journey,” said the suffragette, waving at the
-mustard-coloured portmanteau, which was seated on a chair beside her.
-
-“In that case, so have I,” said the gardener. “We’ll get married first,
-and then go on the journey together.”
-
-No reply. Their talk was like broken fragments thrown upon a sea of ice.
-It hurried, faltered, stopped, and then froze into a background of
-silence.
-
-The gardener noticed that the suffragette was trembling violently, and
-with a great effort he made no comment on this discovery.
-
-Finally she rose, leaving quite twopence-halfpenny worth of her meal
-hiding beneath her knife and fork.
-
-“You’ll have to show me where this registry office is,” said the
-gardener, “and also what to do. I don’t know how one gets married.”
-
-“Neither do I,” said the suffragette.
-
-“I’ll carry your bag.”
-
-“I like carrying things. I hate being helped. You must always remember
-that I am a militant suffragette.”
-
-“I am never allowed to forget it,” sighed the gardener, his ardour
-rather damped. “Are we getting near the place?”
-
-“Very near.”
-
-They stopped at the steps of a church.
-
-“We might have thought it our duty to be married in a church,” she said.
-“What a merciful escape!”
-
-He was silent.
-
-“I hate God,” she added.
-
-“Don’t,” said the gardener. “You’re too excited. Don’t tremble like
-that. Don’t hate God. After all, He made the world—a green sane
-world—with you and me in it....”
-
-“He made it with you in it. But I got in by mistake.”
-
-“What a happy mistake!” said the gardener. “Come into the church, my
-dear, and rest for a moment. Don’t try to look too deep into the reasons
-of things, you’ll only get giddy.”
-
-He took her hand, and they went up the steps together.
-
-“It’s a fine church,” he said. “That screen’s a fine bit of carving.” He
-felt as if he had taken charge of his suffragette’s nerves, and he
-busied his brain in the composition of cool and commonplace remarks.
-
-“That chancel screen is dirty. It’s the gift of foul hands, bought with
-foul money. Do you think me mad?”
-
-“You are, rather, you know. Pull yourself together. Surely you’re not
-frightened of getting married to me?”
-
-The suffragette laughed. “You wonderfully faithful friend,” she said.
-
-The gardener was not a religious young man. He was not quite rare enough
-in texture for that, and he was a little too clever for the religion of
-his fathers. The Christian pose had never appealed to him, it was not
-unique enough. All his life he had seen prayer used as a method of
-commercial telegraphy. You wanted a thing, and from a kneeling position
-you informed Heaven of your order. If it was complied with, you knew
-that you must be appreciated in high quarters; if it was ignored, you
-supposed that your message had miscarried, and despatched another. At
-any rate it cost nothing.
-
-But the gardener had a vague reverence inborn in him. During his
-everyday life he posed as an unbeliever. When in his own unposing
-company he passively believed in something he had never defined. But
-under stained-glass windows or the benediction of music, under arched
-forests and a sinless sky, under the passionate sane spell of the sea,
-under the charm of love, he knew that he worshipped. For he was a poet
-without the means of proving it, and to such God is a secret mouthpiece,
-and a salvation.
-
-So, at the back of the church, beside the suffragette, he pressed his
-face into his hands, and his elbows on to his knees, and found to his
-surprise that his heart was beating violently. Between his fingers he
-could see the east window. Its blood-like splashes of red, its banners
-of unearthly blue, its blur of golden haloes glorified the sunlight. It
-seemed to have a colour for each of his days; he found his childhood in
-it, and his little ambitions, his pale Tra-la-la days, and the babyhood
-of his heart, red hair he found, and the ardour of the sea, and love....
-And presently he looked round and found his companion had gone from his
-side.
-
-He could see her, with her chin up, looking defiantly at the altar. The
-sunlight dramatically touched her distant face, and it was like a
-pin-prick in the twilight of the church. It was but seldom that nature
-provided a good setting for my suffragette.
-
-It was only when he saw her with the mustard-coloured portmanteau raised
-shoulder high that he realised what she was doing. The knowledge tore a
-gash across his dreams, and severed him from himself. He did not move.
-He watched her throw the portmanteau at the foot of the chancel screen.
-He saw her wrap her arms about her face and swing round on her heel. He
-hardly heard the explosion, but directly afterwards he realised how loud
-it had been.
-
-Smoke danced across the altar, smoke blotted out the window, smoke
-threaded the lace of the shattered screen. Smoke.... Silver in the
-sunlight ... blue round the altar ... and grey—dead grey—over the little
-crumpled body of the criminal. Smoke stood over her, a transitory
-monument—like a tree—like a curse.
-
-Yes, I pose of course. But the question is—how deep may a pose extend?
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- <div class='c002'>MACMILLAN &amp; CO., <span class='sc'>Limited</span></div>
- <div class='c002'>LONDON · BOMBAY · CALCUTTA MELBOURNE</div>
- <div class='c002'>THE MACMILLAN CO. OF CANADA, <span class='sc'>Ltd.</span></div>
- <div class='c002'>TORONTO</div>
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- <h1 class='c003'>I POSE</h1>
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- <div>BY</div>
- <div class='c002'><span class='xlarge'>STELLA BENSON</span></div>
- <div class='c004'><span class='large'>New York</span></div>
- <div><span class='xlarge'>THE MACMILLAN COMPANY</span></div>
- <div><span class='xlarge'>1916</span></div>
- <div class='c002'><cite>All rights reserved</cite></div>
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- <div>Copyright 1916</div>
- <div class='c002'><span class='sc'>By</span> THE MACMILLAN COMPANY</div>
- <div class='c002'>Set up and electrotyped. Published January, 1916.</div>
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- <div class='line in4'>My eyes are girt with outer mists,</div>
- <div class='line'>My ears sing shrill—and this I bless,</div>
- <div class='line'>My finger-nails do bite my fists</div>
- <div class='line'>In ecstasy of loneliness.</div>
- <div class='line'>This I intend, and this I want,—</div>
- <div class='line'>That, passing, you may only mark</div>
- <div class='line'>A dumb soul and its confidante</div>
- <div class='line'>Entombed together in the dark.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in4'>The hoarse church-bells of London ring,</div>
- <div class='line'>The hoarser horns of London croak,</div>
- <div class='line'>The poor brown lives of London cling</div>
- <div class='line'>About the poor brown streets like smoke;</div>
- <div class='line'>The deep air stands above my roof,</div>
- <div class='line'>Like water to the floating stars;</div>
- <div class='line'>My Friend and I—we sit aloof,</div>
- <div class='line'>We sit and smile, and bind our scars.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in4'>For you may wound and you may kill—</div>
- <div class='line'>It’s such a little thing to die—</div>
- <div class='line'>Your cruel God may work his will,</div>
- <div class='line'>We do not care—my Friend and I,—</div>
- <div class='line'>Though, at the gate of Paradise,</div>
- <div class='line'>Peter the Saint withhold his keys,</div>
- <div class='line'>My Friend and I—we have no eyes</div>
- <div class='line'>For Heaven&nbsp;... or Hell&nbsp;... or dreams like these....</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 class='c006'>PREFACE</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c007'>Sometimes I pose, but sometimes I pose as posing.</p>
-
-<div class='section ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c001'>
- <div>I POSE</div>
- </div>
-</div>
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-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_1'>1</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>CHAPTER I</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>There was once a gardener. Not only was, but
-in all probability is, for as far as I know you may
-meet him to this day. There are no death-bed
-scenes in this book. The gardener was not the sort
-of person to bring a novel to a graceful climax by
-dying finally in an atmosphere of elevated immorality.
-He was extremely thin, but not in the least
-unhealthy. He never with his own consent ran any
-risk of sudden death. Nobody would ever try to
-introduce him into a real book, for he was in no way
-suitable. He was not a philosopher. Not an adventurer.
-Not a gay dog. Not lively: but he lived,
-and that at least is a great merit.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In appearance the gardener was a fairly mediocre
-study in black and white. He had a white and
-wooden face, black hair as smooth as a wet seal’s
-back, thin arms and legs, and enormous hands and
-feet. He was not indispensable to any one, but he
-believed that he was a pillar supporting the world.
-It sometimes makes one nervous to reflect what very
-amateur pillars the world seems to employ.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_2'>2</span>He lived in a boarding-house in Penny Street, W.
-A boarding-house is a place full of talk, it has as
-many eyes as a peacock, and ears to correspond. It
-is lamentably little, and yet impossible to ignore.
-It is not a dignified foundation for a pillar.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was twenty-three. Twenty-three is
-said to be the prime of life by those who have reached
-so far and no farther. It shares this distinction with
-every age, from ten to three-score and ten.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the first of June, in his twenty-fourth year, the
-gardener broke his boot-lace. The remains of the
-catastrophe dangled from his hand. String was out
-of the question; one cannot be decent dressed in
-string, he thought, with that touch of exaggeration
-common to victims of disasters. The world was a
-sordid and sardonic master, there was no heart in
-the breast of Fate. He was bereft even of his dignity,
-there is no dignity in the death of a boot-lace.
-The gardener’s twenty-three years were stripped
-from him like a cloak. He felt little and naked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was so busy with his emotions that he had
-forgotten that the door of his room was open.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was rather like the girl Courtesy to stand on
-the landing boldly staring in at a man sitting on his
-bedroom floor crushed by circumstances. She had
-no idea of what was fitting. Any other woman
-would have recognised the presence of despair, and
-would have passed by with head averted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the girl Courtesy said, “Poor lamb, has it
-broken its boot-lace?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_3'>3</span>The gardener continued in silence to watch the
-strangling of his vanity by the corpse of the boot-lace.
-His chief characteristic was a whole heart in
-all that he did.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A tear should have appeared in Courtesy’s eye at
-the sight of him. But it did not.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Give me the boot,” she said, advancing into the
-room in the most unwomanly manner. And she
-knotted the boot-lace with a cleverness so unexpected—considering
-the sort of girl she was—that the
-difference in its length was negligible, and the knot
-was hidden beneath the other lace.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Women have their uses,” thought the gardener.
-But the thought was short-lived, for Courtesy’s next
-remark was:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There, boy, run along and keep smilin’. Somebody
-loves you.” And she patted him on the cheek.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now it has been made clear that the gardener was
-a Man of Twenty-three. He turned his back violently
-on the woman, put on his boot, and walked
-downstairs bristling with dignity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl Courtesy not only failed to be cut to the
-heart by the silent rebuke, but she failed to realise
-that she had offended. She was rather fat, and
-rather obtuse. She was half an inch taller than the
-gardener, and half a dozen years older.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s indignation rode him downstairs.
-It spurred him to force his hat down on his head at
-a most unbecoming angle, it supplied the impetus for
-a passionate slamming of the door. But on the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_4'>4</span>door-step it evaporated suddenly. It was replaced
-by a rosy and arresting thought.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor soul, she loves me,” said the gardener.
-He adjusted his hat, and stepped out into London,
-a breaker of hearts, a Don Juan, unconscious of his
-charm yet conscious of his unconsciousness. “Poor
-thing, poor thing,” he thought, and remembered
-with regret that Courtesy had not lost her appetite.
-On the contrary, she had been looking even plumper
-of late. But then Courtesy never quite played the
-game.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I begin to be appreciated,” reflected the gardener.
-“I always knew the world would find out
-some day....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was a dreamer of dreams, and a
-weaver of many theories. His theories were not
-even tangible enough to make a philosophy, yet
-against them he measured his world. And any
-shortcomings he placed to the world’s account. He
-wrapped himself in theories to such an extent that
-facts were crowded from his view, he posed until
-he lost himself in a wilderness of poses. He was
-not the victim of consistency, that most ambiguous
-virtue. The dense and godly wear consistency as
-a flower, the imaginative fling it joyfully behind them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Imagination seems to be a glory and a misery, a
-blessing and a curse. Adam, to his sorrow, lacked
-it. Eve, to her sorrow, possessed it. Had both
-been blessed—or cursed—with it, there would
-have been much keener competition for the apple.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_5'>5</span>The million eyes of female London pricked the
-gardener, or so he imagined, as he threaded the
-Strand. He felt as if a glance from his eye was a
-blessing, and he bestowed it generously. The full
-blaze of it fell upon one particular girl as she walked
-towards him. She seemed to the gardener to be
-almost worthy. Her yellow hair suffered from
-Marcelle spasms at careful intervals of an inch and
-a half, every possible tooth enjoyed publicity. The
-gardener recognised a kindred soul. A certain
-shade of yellow hair always at this period thatched
-a kindred soul for the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He followed the lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He followed her even into the gaping jaws of an
-underground station. There she bought cigarettes
-at a tobacco stall.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She smokes,” thought the gardener. “This is
-life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He went close to her while she paid. She was
-not in the least miserly of a certain cheap smell of
-violets. The gardener was undaunted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Shall we take a taxi, Miss?” he suggested, his
-wide eager smile a trifle damped by self-consciousness.
-For this was his first attempt of the kind.
-“They say Kew is lovely just now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was his theory that spoke. In practice he had
-but threepence in his pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She replied, “Bless you, kid. Run ’ome to
-mammy, do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Her voice sounded like the scent she wore. It
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_6'>6</span>had a hard tone which somehow brought the solitary
-threepence to mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener returned at great speed to Penny
-Street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was lunch-time at Number Twenty-one. The
-eternal hash approached its daily martyrdom.
-Hash is a worthy thing, but it reminds you that you
-are not at the Ritz. There is nothing worse calculated
-to make you forget a lonely threepenny bit
-in your pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had a hundred a year. He was
-apparently the only person in London with a hundred
-a year, for wherever he went he always found
-himself the wealthiest person present. His friends
-gave his natural generosity a free rein. After various
-experiments in social economy, he found it cheapest
-to rid himself of the hundred a year immediately
-on its quarterly appearance, and live on his expectations
-for the rest of the time. There are drawbacks
-about this plan, as well as many advantages. But
-the gardener was a pillar, and he found it easier to
-support the world than to support himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was on this occasion that his neighbour at
-luncheon, unaware of his pillar-hood, asked him what
-he was doing for a living.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Living,” replied the gardener. He was not absolutely
-sure that it made sense, but it sounded epigrammatic.
-He was, in some lights, a shameless
-prig. But then one often is, if one thinks, at twenty-three.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span>“It’s all living,” he continued to his neighbour.
-“It’s all life. Being out of a job is life. Being
-kicked is life. Starving’s life. Dying’s life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The neighbour did not reply because he was busy
-eating. One had to keep one’s attention fixed on
-the food problem at 21 Penny Street. There was
-no time for epigrams. It was a case of the survival
-of the most silent. The gardener was very thin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The girl Courtesy, however, was one who could
-do two things at once. She could support life and
-impart information at the same time.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do believe you talk for the sake of talking,”
-she said; and it was true. “How can dying be living?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is most annoying to have the cold light of feminine
-logic turned on to an impromptu epigram.
-The gardener pushed the parsnips towards her as
-a hint that she was talking too much. But Courtesy
-had the sort of eye that sees no subtlety in parsnips.
-Her understanding was of the black and white type.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Death is the door to life,” remarked Miss
-Shakespeare, nailing down the golden opportunity
-with eagerness. 21 Penny Street very rarely gave
-Miss Shakespeare the satisfaction of such an opening.
-There was, however, a lamentable lack of response.
-The subject, which had been upheld contrary
-to the laws of gravitation, fell heavily to
-earth.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is this your threepenny bit or mine?” asked the
-girl Courtesy. For that potent symbol, the victim
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>of its owner’s absence of mind, in the course of violent
-exercise between the gardener’s plate and hers,
-had fallen into her lap.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Whose idea was it to make money round? I
-sometimes feel certain I could control it better if
-it were square.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is mine,” said the gardener, still posing as a
-philosopher. “A little splinter out of the brimstone
-lake. Feel it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy smelt it without repulsion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Talk again,” she said. “Where would you be
-without money?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Where would I be without money? Where
-would I be without any of the vices? Singing in
-Paradise, I suppose.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If I pocket this threepenny bit,” said Courtesy,
-that practical girl, “what will you say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thank you—and good-bye,” replied the gardener.
-“It is my last link with the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy put it in her purse. “Good-bye,” she
-said. “So sorry you must go. Reserve a halo for
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener rose immediately and walked upstairs
-with decision into his bedroom, which, by some
-freak of chance, was papered blue to match his soul.
-It was indeed the anteroom of the gardener’s soul.
-Nightly he went through it into the palace of himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He took out of it now his toothbrush, a change
-of raiment, and Hilda. It occurs to me that I have
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>not yet mentioned Hilda. She was a nasturtium in
-a small pot.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On his way downstairs he met Miss Shakespeare,
-who held the destinies of 21 Penny Street, and did
-not hold with the gardener’s unexpected ways.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Your weekly account&nbsp;...” she began.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have left everything I have as hostages with
-fate,” said the gardener. “When I get tired of
-Paradise I’ll come back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the door-step he exclaimed, “I will be a merry
-vagabond, tra-la-la&nbsp;...” and he stepped out transfigured—in
-theory.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As he passed the dining-room window he caught
-sight of the red of Courtesy’s hair, as she characteristically
-continued eating.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“An episode,” he thought. “Unscathed I pass
-on. And the woman, as women must, remains to
-weep and grow old. Courtesy, my little auburn
-lover, I have passed on—for ever.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But he had to return two minutes later to fetch
-a pocket-handkerchief from among the hostages.
-And Courtesy, as she met him in the hall, nodded in
-an unsuitably unscathed manner.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener walked, with Hilda in his hand. It
-became night. Practically speaking, it is of course
-impossible for night to occur within three paragraphs
-of luncheon-time. But actually the day is often to
-me as full of holes as a Gruyère cheese.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To the gardener the beginnings of a walk which
-he felt sure must eventually find a place in history
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>were torn ruthlessly out of his experience. He was
-thinking about red hair, and all things red.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He hoped that Hilda, when she flowered, would
-be the exact shade of a certain head of hair he had
-lately seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hoping and planning for Hilda like a mother-to-be,”
-he thought, but that pose was impossible to sustain.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Red hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He did not think of the girl Courtesy at all. Only
-her hair flamed in his memory. The remembrance
-of the rest of her was as faint and lifeless as a hairdresser’s
-dummy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It struck him that auburn, with orange lights in the
-sunlight, was the colour of heat, the colour of heaven,
-the colour of life and love. He looked round at the
-characteristic London female passer-by, the thin-breasted
-girl, with hair the colour of wet sand, and
-reflected that Woman is a much rarer creature than
-she appears to be.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He recovered consciousness in Kensington Gardens
-at dusk. He remembered that he was a merry
-vagabond.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tra-la-la&nbsp;...” he sang as he passed a park-keeper.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>People in authority seem as a rule to be shy of the
-pose. The park-keeper was not exactly shy, but he
-made a murmured protest against the Tra-la-la, and
-saw the gardener to the gate with most offensive care.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>In theory the gardener spent the night at the Ritz.
-In practice he slept on the Embankment. He was a
-man of luck in little things, and the night was the first
-fine night for several weeks. The gardener followed
-the moon in its light fall across the sky. Several
-little stars followed it too, in and out of the small
-smiling clouds.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The moon threaded its way in and out of the
-gardener’s small smiling dreams. Oh mad moon,
-you porthole, looking up into a fantastic Paradise!</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener did not dream of red hair. That
-subject was exhausted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When an undecided sun blinked through smoked
-glasses at the Thames, and at the little steamers
-sleeping with their funnels down like sea-gulls on the
-water with their heads under their wings, the gardener
-rose. He had a bath and a shave—in theory—and
-walked southward. Tra-la-la.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He walked very fast when he got beyond the tramways,
-but after a while a woman who was walking
-behind him caught him up. Women are apt to get
-above themselves in these days, I think.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m going to walk with you,” said the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?” asked the gardener, who spent some
-ingenuity in saying the thing that was unexpected,
-whether possible or impossible.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because you’re carrying that flower-pot,” replied
-the woman. “It’s such absurd sort of luggage to
-be taking on a journey.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>“How do you know I’m going on a journey?”
-asked the gardener, astonished at meeting his match.
-“By the expression of your heels.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener could think of nothing more apt to
-say than “Tra-la-la&nbsp;...” so he said it, to let her
-know that he was a merry vagabond.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman was quite plain, and therefore worthy
-only of invisibility in the eyes of a self-respecting
-young man. She had the sort of hair that plays
-truant over the ears, but has not vitality enough to
-do it prettily. Her complexion was not worthy of
-the name. Her eyes made no attempt to redeem her
-plainness, which is the only point of having eyes in
-fiction. Her only outward virtue was that she did
-not attempt to dress as if she were pretty. And even
-this is not a very attractive virtue.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She carried a mustard-coloured portmanteau.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I know what you are,” said the gardener.
-“You are a suffragette, going to burn a house down.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman raised her eyebrows.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How curious of you!” she said. “You are perfectly
-right. Votes for women!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tra-la-la&nbsp;...” sang the gardener wittily.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(You need not be afraid. There is not going to
-be so very much about the cause in this book.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They walked some way in silence. The gardener,
-of course, shared the views of all decent men on this
-subject. One may virtuously destroy life in a good
-cause, but to destroy property is a heinous crime,
-whatever its motive.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>(Yes, I know that made you tremble, but there are
-not many more paragraphs of it.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently they passed a car, pillowed against a
-grassy bank. Its attitude, which looked depressed,
-was not the result of a catastrophe, but of a picnic.
-In the meadow, among the buttercups, could be seen
-four female hats leaning together over a little square
-meal set forth in the grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look,” said the suffragette, in a voice thin with
-scorn.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener looked, but could see nothing that
-aroused in him a horror proportionate to his companion’s
-tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Listen,” said the suffragette half an octave
-higher.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener listened. But all he heard was,
-“Oh, my dear, it was too killing....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then, because the chauffeur on the bank paused
-in mid-sandwich, as if about to rebuke their curiosity,
-they walked on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“One is born a woman,” said the suffragette.
-“A woman in her sphere—which is the home.
-One starts by thinking of one’s dolls, later one thinks
-about one’s looks, and later still about one’s clothes.
-But nobody marries one. And then one finds that
-one’s sphere—which is the home—has been a
-prison all along. Has it ever struck you that the
-tragedy of a woman’s life is that she has time to think—she
-can think and organise her sphere at the same
-time. Her work never lets her get away from herself.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>I tell you I have cried with disgust at the sound
-of my own name—I won’t give it to you, but it
-might as well be Jane Brown. I have gasped appalled
-at the banality of my Sunday hat. Yet I kept
-house excellently. And now I have run away, I am
-living a wide and gorgeous life of unwomanliness.
-I am trying to share your simplest privilege—the
-privilege you were born to through no merit of your
-own, you silly little boy—the privilege of having
-interests as wide as the world if you like, and of
-thinking to some purpose about England’s affairs.
-My England. Are you any Englisher than I?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are becoming incoherent,” said the gardener.
-“You are enjoying a privilege which you do
-not share with me—the privilege of becoming hysterical
-in public and yet being protected by the law.
-You are a woman, and goodness knows that is privilege
-enough. It covers everything except politics.
-Also you have wandered from the point, which at one
-time appeared to be a picnic.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(Courage. There is only a little more of this.
-But you must allow the woman the privilege of
-the last word. It is always more dignified to allow
-her what she is perfectly certain to take in any
-case.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The picnic was an example of that sphere of
-which ‘Oh, my dear, too killing&nbsp;...’ is the motto.
-You educate women—to that. I might have been
-under one of those four hats—only I’m not pretty
-enough. You have done nothing to prevent it. I
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>might have been an ‘Oh, my dear’ girl, but thank
-heaven I’m an incendiary instead.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>That was the end of that argument. The gardener
-could not reply as his heart prompted him, because
-the arguments that pressed to his lips were too
-obvious.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Obviousness was the eighth deadly sin in his eyes.
-He would have agreed with the Devil rather than
-use the usual arguments in favour of virtue. That
-was his one permanent pose.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A little way off, on a low green hill, the suffragette
-pointed out the home of a scion of sweated industry,
-the house she intended to burn down. High trees
-bowed to each other on either side of it, and a little
-chalky white road struggled up to its door through
-fir plantations, like you or me climbing the world for
-a reward we never see.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sorry,” said the gardener. “I love a house
-that looks up as that one does. I don’t like them
-when they sit conceitedly surveying their ‘well-timbered
-acres’ under beetle brows that hide the sky.
-Don’t burn it. Look at it, holding up its trees like
-green hands full of blessings.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In an hour or two the smoke will stand over it
-like a tree—like a curse....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When they parted the gardener liked her a little
-because she was on the wrong side of the law.
-There is much more room for the wind to blow and
-the sun to shine beyond the pale—or so it seems to
-the gardener and me standing wistful and respectable
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>inside. It is curious to me that one of the few remaining
-illusions of romance should cling to a connection
-with that most prosy of all institutions—the
-law.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I forgot to mention that the gardener borrowed a
-shilling from the suffragette, thus rashly forming a
-new link with the world in place of the one he had
-relinquished to the girl Courtesy. The worst of the
-world is that it remains so absurdly conservative, and
-rudely ignores our interesting changes of pose and
-of fantasy. I have been known to crave for a penny
-bun in the middle of a visit from my muse, and that
-is not my fault, but Nature’s, who created appetites
-and buns for the common herd, and refused to adapt
-herself to my abnormal psychology.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was interesting to the gardener to see how easily
-the suffragette parted with such an important thing as
-a shilling. Superfluity is such an incredible thing to
-the hungry. The suffragette gave Holloway Gaol
-as her permanent address.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Thus accidentally bribed, the gardener, feasting
-on a cut from the joint in the next village, refrained
-from discussing women, their rights or wrongs, or
-their local intentions, with the village policeman.
-“She won’t really dare do it,” he thought.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(I may here add that I was not asked by a militant
-society to write this book. I am writing it for your
-instruction and my own amusement.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener did not sleep under a hedge as all
-merry vagabonds do—(Tra-la-la)—but he slept
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>in the very middle of a large field, much to the surprise
-of the cows. One or two of these coffee-coloured
-matrons awoke him at dawn by means of an
-unwinking examination that would have put a lesser
-man out of countenance. But the gardener, as becomes
-a man attacked by the empty impertinences of
-females, turned the other way and presently slept
-again.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He washed next morning near to where the cows
-drank. He had no soap and the cows had no tumblers,—nothing
-could have been more elemental
-than either performance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am very near to the heart of nature—tra-la-la,”
-trilled the gardener. But the heart of nature
-eludes him who tries to measure the distance. The
-only beat that the gardener heard was the soft thud
-of his own feet along the thick dust of the highway.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>About the next day but one he came to a place
-where the scenery changed its mind abruptly, flung
-buttercups and beeches behind it, and drew over its
-shoulders the sombre cloak of heather and pines.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Under an unremarkable pine tree, listening to the
-impatient summons of the woodpecker (who, I
-think, is the feathered soul of the foolish virgin outside
-the bridegroom’s door), sat a man. He was
-so fair that he might as well have been white-haired.
-His eyes were like two copper sequins set between
-white lashes, beneath white brows, in a white face.
-His lips were very red, and if he had seemed more
-detached and less friendly, he would have looked
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>like harlequin. But he rose from his seat on the
-pine needles, and came towards the gardener, as
-though he had been waiting for him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener steeled himself against the
-stranger’s first word, fearing lest he should say,
-“What a glorious day!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the stranger, making a spasmodic attempt to
-remove a hat which had been left at home, said,
-“My name is Samuel Rust, a hotel-keeper.
-Won’t you come and look at my place?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was impossible for the gardener to do otherwise,
-for Mr. Samuel Rust’s place framed itself in
-a gap in the woods to the right, and was introduced
-by a wave of its owner’s hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What a red place!” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course. No other name is possible for it,”
-said Mr. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The house was built of red brick that had much
-tangerine colour in it. The flowering heather
-surged to its very door-step. And thick around it
-the slim pine tree-trunks shot up, like flame, whispered
-flame.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener smiled at it. If only Hilda might
-be the colour of those tree-trunks when she flowered.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Rust acknowledged the smile in the name of
-his red place. “It’s an—inoffensive little hole,”
-he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>What he meant was of course, “It’s a perfectly
-exquisite spot.” What is becoming of our old eloquence
-and enthusiasm? The full-blooded conventions
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>are dying, and we have already replaced them
-by a code of shadows. But whether the life beneath
-the code is as vivid as ever, remains to be seen. I
-think myself that manners are changing, but not
-man. In all probability we shall live to greet the
-day when “fairly decent” will express the most
-ecstatic degree of rapture.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was not intentionally modern. It
-is the tendency of his generation to be modern—it
-is difficult to believe that it has been the tendency
-of every generation from the prehistoric downwards.
-And it was the gardener’s ambition to walk
-in the opposite direction to the tendency of his generation.
-He shared the common delusion that by
-walking apart he could be unique. This arises from
-the divine fallacy that man makes man, that he has
-the making of himself in his own hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I am glad that I share this pathetic illusion with
-my gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So, as he thought the Red Place very beautiful, he
-said, “I think it is very beautiful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But even so he was not sincere throughout. He
-posed even in his honesty. For he posed purposely
-as an honest man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of course you know that one of the most effective
-poses is to pose as one who never poses. A rough
-diamond with a heart of gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The first moment Mr. Samuel Rust heard the gardener
-say Tra-la-la he ceased to have a doubt as to
-the species of citadel he had invaded.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>“You are one of these insouciant wanderers,
-what?” he suggested. “A light-hearted genius going
-to make a fortune grow out of the twopence in
-your pocket. You got yourself out of a book. I
-think your sort make your hearts light by blowing
-them up with gas.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>True to his code, he then feared that he had
-spoken with insufficient mediocrity, and blushed. A
-small circular patch of red, like a rose, appeared high
-up on either cheek, suddenly bringing the rest of
-his face into competition with his vivid lips.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are wrong about the twopence,” said the
-gardener, “I have three halfpence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come and see my Red Place,” said Mr. Rust.
-“That is, if you’re not bored.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Boredom and the gardener were strangers. One
-can never be bored if one is always busy creating
-oneself with all the range of humanity as model.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is an hotel,” said the owner, as they approached
-the door. “It is my hotel, and it
-promised to make my fortune. So far it has confined
-itself to costing a fortune. When I remind it
-of its promise it puts its tongue in its cheek—what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The northern side of the Red Place was quite different
-in character from the side which first smiled
-on the gardener. This was because one essential
-detail was lacking—the heather. Fire had passed
-over the little space at some recent date in its sleepy
-history, and had left it sinister. Tortured roots
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>and branches appealed from the black ground to a
-blue heaven. The surrounding pine trees, with
-their feet charred and blistered, and their higher
-limbs still fiercely red, still looked like flames now
-turned into pillars of delight in answer to the prayer
-of the beseeching heather.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is there anybody in your hotel?” asked the
-gardener, smoothing his hair hopefully—the young
-man’s invariable prelude to romance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nobody, except the gods,” replied the host.
-“We sit here waiting, the divine and I. There is
-a blessing on the place, and I intend to make money
-out of it. You can see for yourself how wonderfully
-good it is. If people knew of the peace and
-the delight.... The table is excellent too—I
-am the chef as well as the proprietor. Our terms
-are most moderate.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All the same you need advertisement,” said the
-gardener, who, in unguarded moments, was more
-modern than he knew. “I can imagine most sensational
-advertising of a place with such a pronounced
-blessing on it. Buy up the front page of the <cite>Daily
-Mail</cite>, and let’s compose a series of splashes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am penniless,” began Mr. Rust dramatically,
-and interrupted himself. “A slight tendency
-towards financial inadequacy—what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have three halfpence,” said the gardener, but
-not hopefully.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come in for the night,” begged the host. “I
-have twelve bedrooms for you to sleep in, and three
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>bathrooms tiled in red. Terms a halfpenny, <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">tout
-compris</span></i>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tra-la-la&nbsp;...” trilled the gardener, for as he
-followed his host the heather tingled and tossed beneath
-his feet, and the gods came out to meet him
-with a red welcome.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You have nothing to do—what?” said Mr.
-Samuel Rust, when they were sitting in the high russet
-hall.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We-ll&nbsp;...” answered the gardener, feeling
-that the suggestion of failure lurked there. “I am a
-rover, you know. Busy roving.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To say that shows you haven’t roved sixty miles
-yet. When you’ve roved six hundred you’ll see
-there’s nothing to be got out of roving. When
-you’ve roved six thousand you’ll join the Travellers’
-Club and be glad it’s all over.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Six thousand miles&nbsp;...” said the gardener, as
-if it were a prayer. His heart looked and leapt
-towards the long, crowded perspective that those
-words hinted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ve never been to sea,” continued Mr.
-Samuel. And the gardener discovered with a jerk
-that he was a blue man born for the sea, and that he
-had never yet felt the swing of blue water beneath
-his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” he said, “I believe I must go there now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And he jumped to his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If you stay here for the night,” said Mr. Rust,
-“to-morrow I’ll suggest to you something that—may
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>possibly interest you to some slight extent.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With a clumsy blood-red pottery candlestick,
-which was so careless in detail as to seem to be the
-unconscious production of a drunken master-potter,
-the gardener found his room.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(I know it is a shock to you to find it bedtime at
-this point, but the gardener and I forgot to notice
-those parts of the day which I have not mentioned.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He dreamt of red hair, redder than natural, as
-red as a sunset, seen at close quarters from Paradise.
-At midnight he awoke, in the clutch of perfectly irrelevant
-thoughts.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The room was a velvet cube, with the window
-plastered at one side of it, a spangled square. And
-the silken moonlight was draped across the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am myself,” said the gardener. “I am my
-world. Nothing matters except me. I am the creator
-and the created.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With which happy thought he returned to sleep
-again.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Red Place lost its flame-like life at night.
-Night, that blind angel, has no dealings with colour,
-and turns even the auburn of the pine-trunks to cold
-silver. But before the gardener awoke again, the
-sun had roused the gods of the place to discover the
-theft of their red gold, and to replace it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, as he trilled like a lark in one of
-the red-tiled bathrooms, was suddenly reminded that
-he was a merry vagabond.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I must disappear,” he thought. “No true vagabond
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>ever says, ‘Good-bye, and thank you for my
-pleasant visit.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So he prepared to disappear. From his bedroom
-window he could see, as he dressed, the pale head
-of Mr. Samuel Rust on a far fir-crowned slope, looking
-away over the green land towards London, waiting,
-side by side with the divine.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener took three slices of dry bread from
-the breakfast which waited expectantly on a table
-in the hall, and went out. But under a gorse bush
-amongst the heather, he found some tiny scarlet
-flowers. He picked two or three, and returning put
-them on the breakfast plate of Mr. Samuel Rust.
-He put a halfpenny there too.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very vagabondish—tra-la-la&nbsp;...” he murmured
-tunefully, and studied the infinitesimal effect
-with his head on one side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Then he disappeared. He did it straightforwardly
-along the open road, as the best vagabonds
-do, and he was pleased with his fidelity to the
-part.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently he recalled for the first time Mr. Samuel
-Rust’s promise of a happy suggestion for that morning.
-For a moment he wondered, for a second he
-regretted, but he posed as being devoid of curiosity.
-This is a good pose, for in time it comes true. It
-eventually withers the little silly tentacles which at
-first it merely ignores. Curiosity needs food as
-much as any of us, and dies soon if denied it. And
-I am glad, for it seems to me that curiosity and spite
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>are very closely akin, and that spite is very near to
-the bottom of the pit.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The memory of Mr. Rust’s remark, however,
-kept the gardener for some moments busy being
-incurious. He was not altogether successful in his
-pose, for when the pallid owner of the Red Place
-stepped out of a thicket in front of him, he thought
-with a secret quiver, “Now I shall know what it
-was....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Taking a morning walk—what?” remarked
-Mr. Rust, achieving his ambition, the commonplace,
-for once in perfection.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” replied the gardener (one who never told
-a lie unless he was posing as a liar), “I was leaving
-you. I have left a smile of thanks and a halfpenny
-on your plate. You know I’m a rover, an incurable
-vagabond, and my fraternity never disappears in an
-ordinary way in the station fly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is rather tiresome to have to explain one’s
-poses. It is far worse than having to explain one’s
-witticisms, and that is bad enough.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come back to breakfast,” said Samuel. “I can
-let you into a much more paying concern than vagabondage.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is not in the least impressive to disappear by
-brute force in public, so the gardener turned back.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gods did not run out to meet the returning
-vagabond, as they had run out to meet him arriving.
-The gardener did not look for them. He was too
-much occupied in thinking of small cramping things
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>like “paying concerns.” The expression sounded
-to him like a foggy square room papered in a drab
-marbled design.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A paying concern does not interest me at all,”
-he said, feeling rather noble.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It won’t as long as you’re a merry vagabond.
-But your situation as such is not permanent, I think.
-Wouldn’t you like to go and strike attitudes upon
-the sea?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was intensely interested in what
-followed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Samuel Rust was penniless, owing, as he
-frankly admitted, to propensities which he shared
-with the common sieve. But in other directions he
-was well supplied with blessings. He had, for instance,
-a mother. And the mother—well, you
-know, she managed to scrape along on nine thousand
-a year—what? The said mother, excellent woman
-though she was, had refused to finance the Red
-Place. She had not come within the radius of its
-blessing. She had no idea that it was under the
-direct patronage of the gods, and that it promised a
-fortune in every facet. Samuel had explained these
-facts to her, but she had somehow gathered the impression
-that he was not unbiassed. In her hand she
-held the life of the Red Place, and at present held it
-checked. A little money for advertisement, a few
-hundred pounds to set the heart of the place beating,
-and Samuel Rust saw himself a successful man,
-standing with his gods on terms of equality. But
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>his mother had become inaccessible, she had in fact
-become so wearied by the conversation of Samuel
-upon the subject that she had made arrangements
-to emigrate to Trinity Islands, somewhere on the
-opposite side of the world.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And what is it to do with me?” asked the gardener,
-who suffered from the drawbacks of his paramount
-virtue, enthusiasm, and never could wait for
-the end of anything. “Do you want me to turn
-into an unscrupulous rogue and dog her footsteps
-because——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You can have scruples or not as you choose,”
-said Mr. Rust. “But rogue is a word that exasperates
-me. It’s much the same as ‘naughty-naughty,’
-and that is worse than wickedness. The
-wicked live on brimstone, which is at least honest;
-but the naughty-naughty play with it, which is irreverent.
-With or without your scruples, armed only
-with the blessing and the promise of this place, I
-want you to cross the Atlantic on the <em>Caribbeania</em>
-with my mother, and tell her what it is the gods and
-I are waiting for. That is—just try and talk the
-old lady round—don’t you know. Any old
-twaddle would do—what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener produced two halfpennies, one of
-which he placed on each knee.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And the fare first-class is&nbsp;...” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have a cousin whose only virtue is that he
-occasionally serves the purpose of coin,” said Mr.
-Rust. “That is—I know a fellow I can bleed to a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>certain extent—what? He is the son of—well,
-a middling K-nut at the top of the shipping tree—what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had visions of an unscrupulous
-rogue, neatly packed into a crate labelled champagne,
-being smuggled on board the <em>Caribbeania</em>.
-Truly the pose had possibilities. The affair was,
-however, vague at present, and the gardener retained,
-whatever the rôle he was playing, an accurate
-mind and a profound respect for the exactness of
-words.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Will he stow me away?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not in the way you mean. But there’ll be room
-for you on the <em>Caribbeania</em>. Come down to Southampton
-with me now. There’s a train at noon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have my own feet, and a good white road,”
-replied the gardener in a poetic voice. “I’ll join
-you in Southampton this evening.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s thirty-five miles,” said Mr. Rust. “And
-the boat sails to-morrow morning. However....
-We haven’t discussed the business side of the affair
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And we never will. I’ll take my payment out
-in miles—an excellent currency.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In spite of the distance of his destination, the gardener
-stood by his determination to go by road. A
-friendly farmer’s cart may always be depended on
-to assist the pose of a vagabond. It would have
-been extremely hackneyed to approach the opening
-door of life by train. So he left his blessing with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>the Red Place, and shook the hand of its white master,
-and set his face towards the sea.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was still early. The sun had set the long limbs
-of the tree-shadows striding about the woods; the
-gorse, a tamed expression of flame, danced in the
-yellow heat; the heather pressed like a pigmy army
-bathed in blood about the serene groups of pines.
-There was great energy abroad, which kept the air
-a-tingle. The gardener almost pranced along.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently he came to a woman seated by the roadside
-engrossed in a box of matches.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You again,” said the gardener to the suffragette,
-for he recognised her by her hat. There was a
-bunch of promiscuous flowers attached to her hat.
-They were of an unsuitable colour, and looked as
-though they had taken on their present situation as
-an after-thought, when the hat was already well
-advanced in years. <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">A mariage de convenance.</span></i></p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you any matches?” was the suffragette’s
-characteristic reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I never give away my matches to people with
-political opinions without making the fullest enquiries,”
-replied the gardener. “People are not
-careful enough about the future morals of their innocent
-matches in these days.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Forgetting the thirty-five miles, he sat down on
-the bank beside her, and began to refresh Hilda by
-splashing the water into her pot out of a tiny heathery
-stream that explored the roadside ditch.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can supply you with all particulars at once,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span>said the suffragette in a businesslike voice. “I am
-going to burn down a little red empty hotel that
-stands in the woods behind you. There is only one
-man in charge.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are not,” said the gardener, descending
-suddenly to unfeigned sincerity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly it is not the home of an Anti,” continued
-the suffragette, ignoring his remark. “At
-least as far as I know. But you never can tell. A
-Cabinet Minister might want to come and stay there
-any time; there are good golf-links. I had hoped
-that the last affair, the burning of West Grove—a
-most successful business—would have been my last
-protest for the present. I meant to be arrested, and
-spend a month or two at the not less important work
-of setting the teeth of the Home Office on edge.
-But the police are disgracefully lax in this part of
-the world, and though I left several clues and flourished
-my portmanteau in three neighbouring villages,
-nothing happened. I do not like to give myself
-up, it is so inartistic, and people are apt to translate
-it as a sign of repentance. But the little hotel
-is a splendid opportunity.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>One of the drawbacks of posing yourself is that
-you are apt to become a little blind to the poses of
-others. Also you must remember that women, and
-especially rebellious women, were an unexplored
-continent to the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are not going to take advantage of the opportunity,”
-said the gardener, refreshing Hilda so
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>violently that she stood up to her knees in water.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve heard the caretaker is constantly out&nbsp;...”
-went on the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Possibly,” admitted the gardener. “But if the
-house were twenty times alone, you should not light
-a match within a mile of it. How dare you—you
-a great strong woman—to take advantage of the
-weak gods who can’t defend themselves.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The great strong woman crinkled her eyes at him.
-She was absurdly small and thin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, if you won’t lend me any matches, I shall
-have to try and do with the three I have. I am
-going to reconnoitre. Good-morning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is nothing so annoying as to have one’s
-really impressive remarks absolutely ignored. I
-myself can bear a great deal of passing over. You
-may with advantage fail to see my complexion and
-the cut of my clothes; you may be unaware of the
-colour of my eyes without offending me; I do not
-care if you never take the trouble to depress your
-eyes to my feet to see if I take twos or sevens; you
-may despise my works of art—which have no value
-except in the eyes of my relations; you may refuse to
-read my writings—which have no value in any eyes
-but my own,—all these things you may do and still
-retain my respect, but when I speak you must listen
-to what I say. If you don’t, I hate you.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener felt like this, and the retreating
-form of the suffragette became hateful to him.
-Somehow delightfully hateful.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>“Come back,” he shouted, but incredible though
-it may seem, the woman shrugged one shoulder at
-him, and walked on towards the Red Place.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was most undignified, the gardener had to run
-after her to enforce his will. He arrived by her
-side breathless, with his face the colour of a slightly
-anæmic beetroot. It is very wrong of women to
-place their superiors in such unsuperior positions.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I hope I do not strike you as indulging my suffragettism
-at the expense of the gardener. I am
-very fond of him myself, and because that is so, his
-conceit seems to me to be one of his principal
-charms. There is something immorally attractive
-in a baby vice that makes one’s heart smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener closed his hand about the suffragette’s
-thin arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You will force me to take advantage of my privilege,”
-he said, and looked at his own enormous
-hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette stood perfectly still, looking in
-the direction she wanted to go.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Turn back,” said the gardener. But she made
-a sudden passionate effort to twist her arm out of his
-grasp. It was absurd, and very nearly successful,
-like several things that women do.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s heart grew black. There seemed
-nothing to be done. No end could be imagined to
-the incident. His blue sea future dissolved. He
-pictured himself standing thus throughout eternity,
-with his hand closed around the little splinter of life
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>she called her arm. Time seemed to pass so slowly
-that in a minute he found he knew her looks by
-heart. And yet he was not weary of them. I suppose
-the feeling he found in himself was due to a certain
-reaction from the exalted incident of the blue
-and golden young lady who had divined the loneliness
-of the threepenny bit. For he discovered that
-he did not so very much mind hair that had but little
-colour in it, and that he found attractive a pointed
-chin, and an under lip that was the least trifle more
-out-thrust than its fellow.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know why I want to stop you?” he said
-at last.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because you are not a woman, and don’t understand.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because I am a man, and I understand.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was silent.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know what I mean?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You don’t. I mean that I am a man, and I
-am not going to let you go, because you must come
-with me to the uttermost ends of the earth.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because I love the shape of your face, you dear
-little thing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gods should not be disturbed. Also there
-was something very potent in the impotent trembling
-of her arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>There was an unnaturally long pause. Then she
-turned round.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let us discuss this matter,” she said, and gave
-him her portmanteau to carry. The gardener
-loosed her arm and walked beside her. Silence and
-a distance of a yard and a half were maintained between
-them for some way.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was gazing in blank astonishment
-at that ass, the gardener of three minutes ago. Into
-what foolery had he not plunged?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>If I could always be the Woman I Am, I should
-be a most rational and successful creature. It is the
-Woman I Was who makes a fool of me, and leaves
-me nervous as to the possible behaviour of the
-Woman I Shall Be.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was something in the way the suffragette’s
-neck slipped loosely into her collar which took a little
-of the sting out of the gardener’s regrets. But the
-little plain eyes of her, and the aggressive manners
-of her, and the misguided morals of her—that was
-the sequence in which the gardener’s thoughts fell
-into line.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As for the suffragette, her heart, in defiance of
-anatomy, had gone to her head, and was thundering
-rhythmically there. She was despising herself passionately,
-and congratulating herself passionately.
-How grand—she thought: how contemptible—she
-thought. For she was a world’s worker, a
-wronged unit seeking rights, a co-heritor of the
-splendour of the earth, a challenger, a warrior.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>And now, quite suddenly, she discovered a fact the
-existence of which she had seldom, even in weak moments,
-suspected. She found that—taken off her
-guard—she was a young woman of six-and-twenty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How laughable,” she thought—and did not
-laugh—“I’m as bad as the ‘Oh my dear’ girls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now,” she said at last, “what did you mean by
-that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Only that you look like a good friend,” replied
-the gardener, who, poor vagabond, was blushing
-furiously. “Mightn’t we be friends?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am a friend to women,” said the suffragette
-slowly. “I’m a lover of women. But never of
-men. I wouldn’t stir an inch out of my way for a
-man. Unless I wanted to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And do you want to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She looked at the gardener’s profile with the eyes
-of the newly discovered young woman of six-and-twenty.
-Hitherto she had seen him only with the
-militant eyes of armed neutrality. She looked at
-the rather pleasing restlessness of his eyes, and the
-high tilt of his head. His eyes were not dark with
-meaning, as the eyes of heroes of novels should be,
-they were light and quick. The black pupils looked
-out fierce and sharp, like the pupils of a cat, which
-flash like black sparks out of the twilight of its soul.
-The gardener’s eyes actually conveyed little, but
-they looked like blinds, barely concealing something
-of great value.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently the suffragette said: “Can you imagine
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>what you feel like if you had been running in a
-race, and you had believed you were winning. The
-rest were miles behind wasting their breath variously;
-and then suddenly your eyes were opened,
-and you saw that you had been running outside the
-ropes of the course, for you were never given the
-chance to enter for the competition.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said the gardener enthusiastically.
-“So you’re tired of running to no purpose, and
-you’re coming back to the starting-place to begin
-again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said the suffragette, as firmly as though
-she had the muscular supremacy and could start back
-that moment to pit her three matches against the
-gods. “Never. There’s no such thing as running
-to no purpose. It’s excellent exercise—running,
-but I’ll never run with the crowd. There are much
-better things than winning the prize. There’s more
-of everything out here—more air, more light, more
-comedy, more tragedy. Also I get there first, you
-know. When you get the law-abider and the
-church-goer in a crowd, they increase its moral tone,
-but they lessen its power of covering the ground.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Personally I never was inside,” said the gardener,
-who had a natural preference for talking
-about himself. “But then I am building a path of
-my own.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Anyway, what did you mean originally?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener blushed again. He showered reproaches
-on himself. “Only that we might walk
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>into Southampton as friends. And if we liked
-it.... Besides I owe you a shilling, and you’d better
-keep an eye on your financial interests. My boat
-sails to-morrow. You know, it is a nice shock to me
-to find that a militant suffragette is human at all.
-When I held your arm, I was surprised to find it was
-not iron.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Did you say your boat sailed to-morrow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I should have said, ‘Our boat sails to-morrow.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There’s no time to walk. We’ll hire a car in
-Aldershot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So at sunset, side by side, they arrived in sight
-of Southampton’s useful but hackneyed sheet of
-water.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Even then they had no plans. In youth one likes
-the feeling of standing on empty air with a blank in
-front of one.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette paid for the car without question.
-“I am quite well off,” she excused herself, as they
-traversed the smug and comfortless suburbs of the
-town. “Has that shilling I lent you to invest
-brought in any interest?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hate money,” posed the gardener; “but I have
-a profession, you know. I am a gardener.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And where is your garden?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have two. This is one”—and he held up
-Hilda, who was looking rather round-shouldered
-owing to the exertions and emotions of the day—“and
-the world is the other. It also happens that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>I have had three months’ training in a horticultural
-college.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener did not talk like this naturally, any
-more than you or I do. But in addition to his many
-other poses he posed as being unique. Unfortunately
-there is nothing entirely unique except insanity.
-Of course there are better things than insanity.
-On the other hand, it is rather vulgar to be perfectly
-sane.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette went to an hotel, and the gardener
-went to meet Mr. Samuel Rust at their appointed
-meeting-place.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Rust looked even more colourless against the
-brownness of the town than he had seemed against
-the redness of his place. He wore town clothes,
-too, and one noticed them, which is what one does
-not do with a well-dressed man. The ideal, of
-course, is to look as if the Almighty made you to
-fit your clothes. There are a great many unfortunates
-whose appearance persists in confessing the
-truth—that the tailor made their clothes to fit
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Samuel Rust, however, was not self-conscious.
-He escaped that pitfall, but left other
-people to be conscious of his appearance for him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come along,” he said, skipping up to the gardener
-like a goat, or like a little hill. “I’ve
-sounded my cousin on the telephone, and the outlook
-is not otherwise than middling hopeful. He’s
-promised, in fact, to ship you on board the <em>Caribbeania</em>.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>The question is—what as? What can
-you do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am a gardener—in theory.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Unfortunately only facts are shipped on Abel’s
-line.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then all is over. For I am just a sheaf of
-theories held together by a cage of bones. There
-is no fact in me at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t be humble. It’s waste of time in such a
-humiliating world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m not humble”—the gardener indignantly
-repudiated the suggestion. “I’m proud of being
-what I am. I am more than worthy of the <em>Caribbeania</em>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then come and prove it,” said Mr. Rust, and
-dragged the gardener passionately down the street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener found himself placed on the door-step
-of an aspiring corner house. Mr. Samuel
-Rust stood on a lower step with his back to the door.
-It is part of the code of shadows to pretend, when
-you have rung the bell, that you do not care whether
-the door is opened or not.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, following the code of the socially
-simple, stood with his nose nearly touching the
-knocker, and his eyes glued to the spot where the
-head of the servant might be expected to appear.
-It therefore devolved on him to draw Mr. Rust’s
-attention to the eventual appearance of a black-frocked
-white-capped answer to his summons.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ah!” exclaimed Samuel, “Mr. Abel in?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>The maid, with fine dramatic feeling, stepped
-aside, thus opening up a vista, at the end of which
-could be seen Mr. Abel advancing with both hands
-outstretched.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When people shake hands with both their hands
-and both their eyes and all their teeth, and with
-much writhing of the lips, you at once know something
-fairly important about them. They have acquired
-the letter of enthusiasm without its spirit, and
-their effect on the really enthusiastic is like the effect
-of artificial light and heat on a flower that needs the
-sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener became as though he were not there.
-All that he vouchsafed to leave at Mr. Rust’s side in
-the library of Mr. Abel was a white and sleepy-looking
-young man, standing on one fourteen-inch
-foot while the other carefully disarranged the carpet
-edge. The gardener was not shy, though on
-such occasions he looked silly. He was really encrusted
-in himself; loftily superior to Mr. Abel and
-his like he hung, levitated by the medium of his own
-conceit, at a level far above Mr. Abel’s house-top.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Fortunately Mr. Abel and Mr. Rust both took
-his aloofness for the sheepishness to be expected of
-one of his age.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is the instrument of my designs, and the
-victim of your kindness, Abel,” remarked Mr. Rust.
-“He doesn’t always look such an ass. He is a
-gardener, by profession.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>“In theory,” added the gardener, whose armour
-of aloofness had chinks. There is something practical
-about this inconsistent young man which he has
-never yet succeeded in smothering, and to this day,
-though he poses as being superbly absent-minded, his
-mind is generally present—so to speak—behind
-the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In theory,” repeated Mr. Abel, ecstatically
-amused. He made it his business to shoot promiscuous
-appreciation at the conversation of his betters,
-and though his aim was not good, he was at least
-gifted with perseverance. If you shoot enough, you
-must eventually hit something. Hereafter he kept
-his profile agog towards the gardener, a smile hovering
-round that side of his mouth in readiness for
-his guest’s next sally.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>One pose in which the gardener has never approached
-is that of the wag, and he made renewed
-efforts to unhook his mind from this exasperating
-interview.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is there any opening for a gardener on the
-<em>Caribbeania</em>?” asked Mr. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A gardener&nbsp;...” said Mr. Abel, looking laboriously
-reflective. “We have no gardener as yet
-on board.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But is there a garden?” asked Mr. Samuel Rust
-acutely.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A garden,” repeated Mr. Abel, ruminating intensely.
-“There is the winter garden. And a row
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>of geraniums on the promenade deck. And some
-trellis work with ivy. Yes, there is certainly a garden.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then the thing is settled,” said Mr. Rust, and
-at these hopeful words the gardener rose loudly
-from his chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wait a moment,” said Mr. Abel in the same
-voice as the voice in which Important Note is printed
-in the Grammar Book. “What about the salary?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no reply and no sensation. The gardener
-was yearning towards the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course....” said Mr. Abel. “The position
-is not one of any responsibility, and therefore
-could hardly be expected to be a paying one. Your
-passage out....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wouldn’t touch money. I hate the feel of it,”
-said the gardener abruptly. That threw Mr. Abel
-into a paroxysm of humour.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the door-step the gardener did a heroic thing.
-He turned back and found Mr. Abel in the hall, completely
-recovered from his paroxysm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What about——” began the gardener, with the
-suffragette in his mind. “Dangerous to lose sight
-of her,” he thought.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What about what?” asked Mr. Abel, and was
-again very much amused by the symmetry of the
-phrase. He was a bright-mannered man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s new pose lay suddenly clear before
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What about my wife?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>He was rather pleased with the sensation he made.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Your wife?” exclaimed Mr. Rust and Mr.
-Abel in duet (falsetto and tenor).</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What on earth did you do with her last night?”
-continued Samuel solo.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Can’t she ship as stewardess?” asked the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Poor suffragette! But in the eyes of men one
-woman is much the same as another. Every woman,
-I gather, is a potential stewardess. This is woman’s
-sphere when it takes to the water. The gardener
-thought he knew all about women. All her virtues
-he considered that she shared with man, but her
-vices he looked upon as peculiarly her own.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The boat sails to-morrow,” Mr. Abel observed
-reproachfully. “The stewardesses have been engaged
-for weeks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why can’t you leave her behind, what?” asked
-Mr. Rust. “Women do far too much travelling
-about nowadays. There’s such a thing as broadening
-the mind too far, you know. Sometimes, like
-elastic, it snaps. A lot of women I know have
-snapped.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said the gardener. “But it would be
-better for England if I took her away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This spark nearly put an end to the career of
-Mr. Abel. He squeezed the gardener’s hand in an
-agony of appreciation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I won’t go without her,” said the gardener,
-rather surprising himself. He gave Mr. Abel no
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>answering smile. He was too busy reproaching himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Abel,” implored Mr. Rust. “I simply can’t
-let old Mrs. Paul go without some one to keep the
-Red Place in her line of thought. This is obviously
-the man for the job. My career hangs on you. Be
-worthy. That is—be a sport, now, what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll find your wife a berth,” said Mr. Abel,
-accompanying each word with a dramatic tap on the
-gardener’s arm. “The boat is not full.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Settled,” exclaimed Mr. Samuel, and after that,
-of course, escape followed. The idea of dinner together
-hovered between the two as they emerged
-into the principal street, but as both were penniless,
-the idea, which originated chiefly in instinct, died.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener went to call on the suffragette. He
-was conscientious in his own way, and fully realised
-that the woman had a right to know that she was
-now a wife, and, if not a stewardess, an intending
-passenger on a boat bound immediately for the uttermost
-ends of the earth.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He found the suffragette, looking sad, playing a
-forlorn game of solitaire in forlorn surroundings in
-the little hotel sitting-room. With her hat off she
-looked not so ugly, but more insignificant. Her hair
-seemed as if it would never decide whether to be
-fair or dark until greyness overtook it and settled
-the question. It had been tidied under protest, and
-already strands of it were creeping over her ears,
-like deserters leaving a fortress by stealth.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>The room was papered and ceiled and upholstered
-in drab, there were also drab photographs of unlovable
-bygones on the walls, and some drab artificial
-flowers in a drab pot on the table.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There are some colour schemes that kill romance.
-Directly the gardener felt the loveless air of the
-place, he plunged headlong into the cold interview.
-Like a bather who, on feeling the chill of the sea,
-hastens desperately to throw it around him from
-head to foot.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been telling lies,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been crying,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They each thought that it was thoughtless of the
-other to be so egotistical at this juncture. There
-is nothing that kills an effect so infallibly as a collision
-in conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been telling lies,” said the gardener,
-“about you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been crying—about you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(These women....)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener took a deep breath, recoiled for a
-start, and ran upon his subject.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have told them that you are my wife, and that
-you are coming with me on the <em>Caribbeania</em>, sailing
-to-morrow morning for Trinity Islands.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Told who&nbsp;... <em>Caribbeania</em>&nbsp;... Trinity Islands
-...” gathered the suffragette, with a woman’s
-instinct for tripping over the least essential
-point. And then she interviewed herself laboriously
-on the subject.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>There was ample motive for a militant protest,
-and that was a comfortable thought. She was justified
-in throwing any article of the drab furniture
-at the gardener’s sharp and doubtful face. This
-creature had put himself in authority over her without
-the authority to do so; he had decided to lead
-her to Trinity Islands, whereas her life’s work lay
-in England. This cold and curious boy had twisted
-off its hinges the destiny of an independent woman.
-She had hitherto closed the door of her heart against
-to-morrow. She had momentarily liked the idea of
-having a friend who loved the shape of her face,
-especially as he was leaving the country to-morrow.
-The unconventionality of the friendship had crowned
-as an ornament a life of dreadful refinement. She
-had meant to step for a moment from the lonely path,
-and now she found that her way back was barred—by
-this impenetrable trifle. It was infuriating. But
-the suffragette searched in vain for a trace of real
-fury in her heart. She tested the power of words.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is infuriating,” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said the gardener, not apologetically.
-“I quite see that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But she did not see it herself—except in theory.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All the same,” said the gardener, “you are an
-incendiary, not exactly a woman. Can’t two friends,
-an incendiary and a horticultural expert, go on a
-voyage of exploration together? Mutual exploration?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“One can be alone in couples,” thought the suffragette.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>“It would be studying loneliness from a new
-angle. My life has been a lifeless thing, run on the
-world’s principles; I shall try a new line, and run it
-on my own principles.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But, as I may have mentioned, she was a woman,
-so she said: “What is to prevent my going back
-to that house in the woods now, and burning it down—if
-I ever meant to do it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Me,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you can’t sit there with your eyes pinned to
-me until the boat sails.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Unless you give me your word as a World’s
-Worker that you will not leave the hotel, I shall
-stay here, and so will you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For quite a long time the suffragette’s upbringing
-wrestled with all comers, but it was a hopeless fight
-from the first. There is no strength in the principles
-created out of a lifeless past. Besides, the
-woman of six-and-twenty was very much flattered
-and fluttered, whatever the militant suffragette might
-be.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I will come with you on your exploration tour,”
-she said, and her voice sounded like the voice of the
-conqueror rather than the conquered. “I will give
-my word as a—woman without principles that I
-will not leave Southampton except to go on board the
-<em>Caribbeania</em>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener left her, he felt innocently drunk.
-He made his way out of the amethyst light of electricity,
-into the golden light of the outskirts of the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>town, and thence into the silver light of the uncivilised
-moon. On the beach the tide was receding,
-despite the groping, grasping hands of the sea, which
-contested every inch of the withdrawal. The gardener
-stumbled upon the soft solidity of the sand
-above high-water mark, and slept the sleep of the
-thoroughly confused. He dreamt of a pearl-and-pink
-sea, and of unknown islands.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I need hardly say, after all this preamble, that the
-suffragette and the gardener sailed next day on the
-<em>Caribbeania</em> for Trinity Islands.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Samuel Rust, for some time before the boat
-started, was conspicuous for a marked non-appearance
-on the wharf’s edge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, who had a vague feeling that tears
-should be shed in England on his departure, stood
-feeling a little cold at heart on the starboard side
-of the main deck, looking at the tears that were being
-shed for other people.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, who was under the impression
-that her hand was against all men, stood bleakly on
-the port side, looking at the hydro-aeroplanes leaping
-self-consciously about the Solent in seven-league
-boots. She was proud to stand thus aloof and unhampered
-on the threshold of a novelty. The pride
-she had in her independence was one of her compensations.
-This is a world of compensations, and that
-is what makes it the hollow world it is sometimes.
-So seldom do we get the real thing that in this age
-we congratulate ourselves upon our compensations.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>Mr. Samuel Rust made a late and dramatic appearance
-upon the gangway after the first bell of
-preparation for departure had been rung. His hat,
-inspired by the prevalent aviation craze, blew away.
-But Mr. Rust’s thoughts were occupied with other
-things than the infidelity of hats. He passed the
-gardener without noticing him, and with restrained
-fervour addressed a square elderly woman, who
-stood leisurely on the deck, surrounded by an officious
-maid, like a liner being attended to by a tug.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Samuel Rust did not seem like the sort of
-person who would have had a mother. He gave the
-impression of having been created exactly as he
-stood, with one stroke of the Almighty Finger, and
-not gradually evolved like you or me. You could
-imagine the gardener, for instance, at every stage of
-his existence. You could picture those light bright
-eyes under those scowling brows looking out of lace
-and baby-ribbons in a proud nurse’s arms. You
-could see him as the fierce little schoolboy, with alternately
-too much to say and too little. You could
-imagine him as an old man, with that thick hair
-turned into a white strong flame upon his head, and
-those already deep-set eyes blazing out of hewn
-hollows above his abrupt cheek-bones. But Mr.
-Samuel Rust seemed to have no past and no future.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He addressed the woman who, contrary to appearances,
-had played an important part in the creating
-of him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>“I couldn’t let you go without saying good-bye
-to you, Mrs. Paul,” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course you couldn’t,” said Mrs. Rust, and
-the words seemed shot by iron lips from above a
-chin like a ship’s ram.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Something that might have usurped the name of
-a kiss passed between them, and Mr. Samuel hurried
-to the impatient gangway. As he passed the gardener
-he winked earnestly, conscious of his mother’s
-eyes on the back of his head. The gardener, feeling
-delightfully unscrupulous and roguish, made no
-sign.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The vulgarly tuneful swan-songs of Cockney emotion
-trailed from the deck to the wharf and back
-again. The sound was like thin beaten silver, becoming
-thinner as the distance increased. There
-were tears among the women on land, and the shivering
-water blurred the reflections of the crowd until
-they looked as though they were seen through tears.
-The last song fainted in the air, the crowd on the
-wharf ceased to be human, and became a long suggestion
-of many colours, a-quiver with waving handkerchiefs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener looked at Mrs. Paul Rust. There
-was a tear following one of the furious furrows that
-bracketed her hyphen of a mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The south of England is a land that reluctantly
-lets her deserters go. For full twelve hours she
-stands on tiptoe on the sea-line, beckoning their return.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>The gardener watched the land and felt the sea
-for long hours. He felt no regret at having forsaken
-one for the other. For the moment he prided
-himself on heartlessness, or rather on intactness of
-heart, for he had left none of it behind. He was
-proud of the fact that he loved no one in the world.
-He prided himself on his vices more than on his
-virtues. There seems something more unique in
-vice than in virtue.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had the convenient sort of memory
-that is fitted with water-tight doors. His mind conducted
-a process by which the past was not kept fresh
-and green, nor altogether left behind, but crystallised
-and packed away on shelves in a businesslike manner.
-He could label it and shut it away without
-emotion. He shut away England now, and rejoiced
-to do so. Poor grey silly England that I am so glad
-to leave and so glad to see again....</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener turned presently to look for his
-garden, and found—the girl Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Her brilliant and magnetic hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Her broad face with the abrupt flush on the cheeks,
-that was an inartistic accompaniment to the red of
-her hair, and looked as if Nature had become colourblind
-at the moment of giving Courtesy her complexion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She herself looked herself—simple yet sophisticated.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To think of seeing you here,” she said. “Who
-would have thought it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>The gardener was one of those who are never
-surprised without being thunderstruck. He was
-very thorough in habit, and drank every emotion to
-its dregs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>His manners fell in ruins about him. His hat
-remained upon his head. His words remained somewhere
-beneath his tongue.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I got a sudden invitation from a cousin in Trinity
-Island,” explained Courtesy. “And Dad gave
-me my passage out as a birthday present. I gave
-the threepenny bit to a porter, so I hope you don’t
-want it back. Have you kept a halo for me in this
-Paradise?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is the glassy sea,” replied the gardener,
-recovering. “And the halo is just flowering. It
-is exactly the colour of your hair.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope the sea will be as you say,” said Courtesy,
-“for I’m a shockin’ bad sailor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And at that moment the sea ceased to be totally
-glassy. You could suddenly feel the slow passionate
-heart of the sea beating.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy did not look at the change in this poetic
-light at all. She hurried along the deck and disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Even if you are a good sailor there is, apart from
-a natural pride in your sailorship, little joy about a
-first day on board. The climate of the English seas
-is not adapted to ocean travel. If I could steam
-straight out of Southampton Harbour into the strong
-yet restrained heat that I love, if I could glide from
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>the wharf—mottled with regrets—straight to the
-silver and emerald coasts of a certain land I know,
-where the cocoanut palms lean out over the strip of
-immaculate sand, to see their reflections in the opal
-mirror of the sea, I think I should love the first day
-as much as I love its successors. And yet I would
-not have the voyage shortened by a minute.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I wonder why nobody has ever brought forward
-as a conclusive Anti-suffrage argument the fact that
-more women are sea-sick than men on the first day
-of a sea-voyage. I can so well imagine the superb
-line the logic of such a contention would take. If
-the basis of life is physical ability, and if physical
-ability depends upon the digestion, then must the
-strong digestion only constitute a right to citizenship.
-To the wall with the weak digestion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Paul Rust and the suffragette were the only
-women who scaled the heights of the dining saloon
-for that evening’s meal. Mrs. Rust looked supremely
-proud of her immunity from sea-sickness; all
-the men looked laboriously unaware that such a thing
-as sea-sickness existed; the suffragette looked frankly
-miserable. The gardener was obliged to remind
-himself casually from time to time that there was no
-pose that included sea-sickness.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But any disastrous tendency he might have had to
-give too much thought to his inner man was checked
-by the appearance of Mrs. Paul Rust, the fortress he
-was there to besiege. She was a truly remarkable
-woman to look at. The absence of her hat revealed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>a surprise. Her hair was dyed a forcible crimson.
-And it might have been mud-coloured like mine for
-all the self-consciousness she showed. It was so profoundly
-remarkable that for a time one’s attention
-was chained to the hair, and one forgot to study the
-impressive general effect, of which the hair was only
-the culminating point. Mrs. Rust’s only real
-feature was her chin, but no one ever realised this.
-Her eyes and nose were too small for her face, and
-seemed to fit loosely into that great oval; her mouth
-was only redeemed by the chin that shot from beneath
-it. Altogether she would have been sufficiently
-insignificant-looking had it not been for her
-hair. She proved the truism that the world takes
-people at their own valuation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is always a surprise to me when a truism is
-proved true. I have come across the rock embedded
-in these truisms several times lately to my cost. And
-each time it bruises my knuckles and shocks me. It
-almost makes one wonder whether, after all, the
-ancients occasionally had their flashes of enlightenment.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The world thought of Mrs. Paul Rust what she
-thought of herself. It is so often too busy to work
-out its own conclusions.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of a modest woman with a heavy jaw, the world
-would have said, “A dear good creature, but dreadfully
-underhung.” Of a well-chinned woman with
-dyed hair, it said, “There goes a strong character.”
-The hair did it, and the hair was dyed by human
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>agency. Providence had no hand in the making of
-Mrs. Rust’s forcible reputation. Nowadays we
-leave it to our dressmaker, and our manicurist, and
-our milliner, and our doctor, and our vicar, to make
-us what we are. This is an age of luxury, and it is
-so fatiguing to assert a home-made personality.
-Shall I go to my hairdresser and say, “Here, take
-me, dye me heliotrope. Make an influential woman
-of me”?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener did not quail before the terrifying
-outer wall of Mrs. Rust’s fortress. Believing as he
-did that man makes himself, and that the pose of
-victor is as easy to assume as any other, he was unaware
-of the reality of the word ‘defeat.’ Whether
-woman also makes herself, I never fully understood
-from the gardener at this stage. But I gathered
-that woman takes the rôles that man rejects.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, as a protégé of Mr. Abel, who, on
-the <em>Caribbeania</em>, was respected because he was not
-personally known, found himself treated <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">à la</span></i> junior
-officer, streaked with a certain flavour of second-class
-passenger, but distinctly suggesting ship’s orchestra.
-He was allowed to have his meals in the first-class
-saloon, he was occasionally asked about the
-weather by lady passengers, and the captain and
-officers looked upon him good-naturedly, as a sort of
-example of poetic licence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It seemed a good thing when dinner was over.
-One had proved one’s courage, and the strain was
-past. The suffragette, who had given a proof rather
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>of obstinacy than of courage, retired weakly to her
-cabin. And the gardener stood on deck and looked
-at the sea, while the moon followed the ship’s course
-with her eyes. A table companion, an Anglican
-priest, with a weak chin and piercing eyes, came and
-leaned upon the rail at the gardener’s side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You smoke?” he asked, and you could hear that
-he was very conventional, and that he believed that
-he was not.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A man-to-man sort of man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said the gardener, and added, “I have no
-vices.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He said this sort of thing simply to exasperate.
-The pose of indifference to the world’s opinion is apt,
-sooner or later, to lead to the pose of wilful pricking
-of the world’s good taste. The gardener had a
-morbid craving for unpopularity; it was part of the
-unique pose. Unpopularity is an excellent salve to
-the conscience; it is delicious to be misunderstood.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest did not appear exasperated. He was
-tolerant. The man who aims at unlimited tolerance,
-as a rule, only achieves the absorbent and rather undecided
-status of spiritual blotting-paper. But he is
-a dreadfully difficult man to anger.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I hate talking to people who are occupied in reminding
-their conscience: “After all this is my sister,
-albeit, a poor relation. I must be tolerant.”
-Then they pray for strength, and turn to me, spiritually
-renewed, with a brave patient smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This was the priest’s pose.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>“You have no vices?” he said, in a slow earnest
-voice. “How I envy you!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was more concerned with the varied
-conversation of the sea. Each wave of it flung
-back some magic unspeakable word over its shoulder
-as it ran by. But he answered the priest:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You don’t really envy me, you would rather be
-yourself with virtues than me without vices.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest smiled the inscrutable smile of the
-vague-minded. “You have a very original way of
-talking. You interest me. Yerce, yerce. Tell me
-what you were thinking about when I came up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener did so at once. Sometimes his imagination
-weighed heavily upon his mind, and he
-expanded, regardless of his listeners.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was thinking about the things I saw,” he said.
-“Things that I often see before I have time to think.
-Snapshots of things that even I have never actually
-imagined. Do you know, wonders crash across my
-eyes like a blow, when I am thinking of something
-else. Ghosts out of my enormous past, I suppose.
-There was a very white beach that I saw just now,
-with opal-coloured waves running along it, and a
-mist whitening the sky. There were very broad red
-men in grey wolf-skins, standing in the water, dragging
-dead bodies from the sea. There were little
-children, blue and thin, lying dead upon the beach.
-I know the way children’s ribs stand out when they
-are dead. I have never seen a dead child, except
-those....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>“You ought to write fiction, yerce, yerce,” said
-the priest. “You have a very strong imagination.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have,” admitted the gardener. “But not
-strong enough to control these visions that besiege
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest, who had preached more and known
-less about visions than any one else I can think of,
-was constrained to silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Next morning the gardener found his garden.
-He saw it under varied aspects and at varied angles,
-for a gold and silver alternation of sun and shower
-chequered the Atlantic, and inspired the <em>Caribbeania</em>
-to a slow but undignified dance, like the activities of
-a merry cow. The high waves came laughing down
-from the high horizon, and curtseyed mockingly at
-her feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a bay tree in a tub on either side of the
-entrance to the garden, and the gardener, as he stood
-between them, surveying his territory, slid involuntarily
-from one to the other and back again, as the
-world wallowed. The garden was conventionally
-conceived, by a carpenter rather than a gardener.
-Grass-green trellis-work, which should belong essentially
-to the background, here usurped undue prominence.
-Arches in the trellis-work, looking to the
-sea, gave bizarre views, now of the heavy hurried
-sky, now of the panting sea. Hanging drunkenly
-from the apex of each arch was a chained wicker
-basket, from which sea-sick <span lang="la" xml:lang="la">canariensis</span> waved weak
-protesting hands. A few creepers, lacking sufficient
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>initiative for the task set before them, clawed
-incompetently at the lowest rungs of the trellis. A
-row of geraniums in pots shouted in loud brick-red
-at the farther and more sheltered end of the garden.
-It was impossible to tolerate the thought of Hilda
-associating with those geraniums. She was a very
-vulnerable and emotional soul, was Hilda. Deep
-orange is a colour beyond the comprehension of the
-vermilion and vulgar. A few sodden-looking deck-chairs
-occupied the gardener’s territory, and repelled
-advances. But on the farthest sat the suffragette.
-She was crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>If you have ever crossed the Bay of Biscay while
-weakened by emotion, you will not ask why she was
-crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener dropped his pose between the bay
-trees, and did something extraordinarily pretty, considering
-the man he was. He sat on the next deck-chair
-to hers, and patted her knee.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My fault&nbsp;...” he said. “My fault....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of course he did not really believe that it was his
-fault, but it was unusually gracious of him to tell the
-lie.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette turned her face from him. She
-had cried away all her vanity. Her hair was lamentable,
-her small plain eyes were smaller than ever,
-and her nose was the only pink thing in her face.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m very morbid,” she said. “And that at any
-rate is not your fault.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t let’s think either about you or me,” said
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>the gardener, and it would have been wise had he
-meant it. “We have all our lives to do that in,
-and it is a pity to do it in the Bay. When one’s feeling
-weak, it’s easier to fight the world than to fight
-oneself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was a grey thing, a snake-soul.
-To the eye of a grey soul there is something forbidding
-about the many colours of the universe, and you
-will always know snake-people by their defensive attitude.
-It is an immensely lonely thing to be a snake,
-to have that tortuous spirit, with no limbs for contact
-with the earth. And yet the compensation is
-most generous, for there are few joys like the joy of
-knowing yourself alone.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c005'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>In cubes of blue, in curves of mauve,</div>
- <div class='line'>They spotted up my firmament;</div>
- <div class='line'>And with my sharp grey heart I strove</div>
- <div class='line'>To stab the colours as they went.</div>
- <div class='line'>“Lou-<em>la</em>&nbsp;...” they said—“Lou-<em>la</em>, a thing</div>
- <div class='line'>At war without a following.”</div>
- <div class='line'>“Lou-<em>la</em>&nbsp;...” they cried—and now cry I—</div>
- <div class='line'>“At war without an enemy....”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can’t think how you dare to speak out your
-imagination,” said the suffragette. “Most people
-hide it like a sin.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was always willing to be the text of his own
-oratory.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Imagination is my Genesis, and my Book of
-Revelations,” he answered. “There is nothing with
-more power. It is stronger than faith, for it can
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>really move mountains. It has moved mountains, it
-has moved England from my path and left me this
-clear sea.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette walled herself more securely in.
-“I have no imagination at all,” she lied, and then
-she added some truth: “I am very unhappy and
-lonely.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The other day&nbsp;...” said the gardener, “you
-were happy to be independent and alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s why I’m now unhappy to be independent
-and alone. You can’t discover the heaven in a thing
-without also tripping over the hell. I like a black
-and white life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t think,” said the gardener suddenly, and
-almost turned the patting of her knee into a slap.
-“It’s a thing that should only be done in moderation.
-Some day you won’t be able to control your craving
-for thought, and then you’ll die of Delirium Tremens.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s not such a dangerous drug as some,” smiled
-the suffragette. “I’d rather have that craving than
-the drink craving, or the society craving, or the love
-craving.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Better to have nothing you can’t control.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You hypocrite! You can’t control your imagination.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’re right,” said the gardener after a pause.
-He was a curiously honest opponent in argument.
-Besides, she had stopped crying, and there was no
-special reason for continuing the discussion. Also
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>Mrs. Paul Rust at that moment appeared between
-the bay trees.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust’s hair looked vicious in a garden, beside
-the geraniums, which were at least sincere in colour,
-however blatant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is this private?” she asked. There was something
-in the shy look of the garden, and in the reproachful
-look of the gardener, that made the question
-natural.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said the gardener. “This is the ship’s
-garden.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Paul Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She always said “good” to everything she had not
-heard before. To her the newest was of necessity
-the best. Originality was her ideal, and as unattainable
-as most ideals are. For she was not in the least
-original herself. She was doomed for ever to stand
-outside the door of her temple. And “good” was
-her tribute of recognition to those who had free
-passes into the temple. It owned that they had
-shown her something that she would never have
-thought of for herself. For nothing had ever
-sprung uniquely from her. Even in her son she
-could only claim half the copyright.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette tried to rearrange her looks, which
-certainly needed it. There are two sorts of women,
-the women before whom you feel you must be tidy
-and the women before whom such things don’t matter.
-Mrs. Rust all her life had belonged to the former,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>all her life what charm she had, had lain in the
-terror she inspired.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the first time the gardener questioned himself
-as to his plan of attack. Hitherto he had pinned his
-faith to inspiration. He had left the matter in the
-hands of his private god, Chance. His methods
-were very simple, as well as bizarre. His mind was
-a tortuous path, but he followed it straightforwardly,
-and never looked back. To do him justice, however,
-I must say that he searched his repertoire for a suitable
-point of conversational contact with Mrs. Rust.
-Finding none, he dispensed with that luxury.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am the ship’s gardener,” he said, smiling at his
-intended victim.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust was broad, and the deck-chair was narrow.
-It was some time before a compromise between
-these two facts could be arrived at, so the
-remark came upon her at a moment of some stress.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now, then, what was that you were saying?”
-she asked at last, in an unpromising voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, who was very literal in very small
-things, repeated his information, word for word,
-and inflection for inflection. “I am the ship’s gardener.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust grunted. She showed no tolerance for
-the thing that was not sensational. Nor had she
-any discrimination in her search for the novelty.
-Still, energy is something.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I am only ship’s gardener in theory,” persisted
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>the gardener. “In practice I don’t even know
-where the watering-can is kept.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then you are here under false pretences,” retorted
-Mrs. Rust a little more genially, for his last
-remark was not everybody’s remark.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am,” said the gardener, suddenly catching a
-fleeting perspective of the path to her good graces.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust, and turned her little
-bright eyes upon him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When she opened her eyes very wide, it meant that
-she was on the track of what she sought. When she
-shut them, as she often did, it meant that she did not
-understand what was said. But it gave the fortunate
-impression that she understood only too well.
-She was instinctively ingenious at hiding her own
-limitations.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was the end of that interview, but a good beginning
-to the campaign.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The sea to some extent recovered its temper
-within that day. Towards the evening, when slate
-and silver clouds, with their backs to the <em>Caribbeania</em>,
-were racing to be the first over the horizon,
-the garden was invaded by passengers, racing to be
-the first over the boundary of sea-sickness. The silence
-of the unintroduced at first lay, like a pall,
-along the deck-chairs, but a mutual friend was
-quickly found in Mothersill, whose excellent invention
-was represented in every work-bag. The bright
-noise of women discussing suffering rippled along the
-garden. Abuse of the <em>Caribbeania’s</em> stewardesses
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>sprang from lip to lip. It was a pretty scene, and
-the gardener turned his back on it, and went below
-to water Hilda.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s cabin, which was impertinently
-shared by a couple of inferior souls, was as square as
-a box, and furnished with nautical economy. The
-outlook from its porthole was as varied in character
-as it was limited in size. At one moment one felt
-oneself the drunken brain behind the round eye of a
-giant, staring into green and white obscurity; at
-another one blinked, as a mist of spray like shivered
-opal spun up over one’s universe; again one enjoyed
-an instantaneous glimpse of the flat chequered floor
-of the Atlantic; and at rare intervals the curtain of
-the sky slid over the porthole, and the setting sun
-dropped across the eye like a rocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Hilda sat wistfully on the recess of the porthole,
-leaning her forehead against the glass. She had a
-bud, chosen to match Courtesy’s hair. Just as
-Hilda’s stalk was necessary to hold her bud upright,
-so Courtesy herself was necessary to support the conflagration
-of her hair on the level of the onlooker’s
-eye. Both were necessities, and both were artistically
-negligible.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener looked around the cabin. There is
-something depressing about other people’s clothes.
-There is something depressing in an incessant attack
-on one’s skull by inanimate objects. There is something
-depressing in a feeling of incurable drunkenness
-unrelieved by the guilty gaiety that usually accompanies
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>such a condition. There is something
-depressing about ocean life below decks at any time.
-The gardener and Hilda sat in despair upon the hardhearted
-thing that sea-going optimists accept as a
-bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course I don’t want to go home,” the gardener
-told himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Hilda, poor golden thing of the soil, had no doubts
-as to what she was suffering from. But the gardener
-wondered why despair had seized him. Until he
-remembered that the spirit of the sea walks on deck
-alone, and is never permitted by the stewards to enter
-the cabins. He climbed the companion-way, like a
-tired angel returning to heaven after a stuffy day on
-earth. He came upon Courtesy making a bad shot
-at the door that leads to the Promenade deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come and sit in the garden,” he said in a refreshed
-voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On deck, a few enterprising spirits were playing
-deck quoits against the elements. The general
-geniality whose rule only lasts for the first three days
-of a voyage was reigning supreme. Young men
-were making advances to young ladies with whom
-they would certainly quarrel in forty-eight hours’
-time, and young ladies were mocking behind their
-hands at the young men they would be engaged to
-before land was reached. The priest, with an appearance
-of sugared condescension, was showering
-missiles upon the Bullboard as though they were
-blessings. (And they were misdirected.) The inevitable
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>gentleman who has crossed the Atlantic
-thirty times and can play all known games with fatiguing
-perfection, was straining like a greyhound on
-the leash towards the quoits which mere amateurs
-were usurping. Captain Walters, who has a twin
-brother on every liner that ever sailed, was brightly
-collecting signatures for a petition to the Captain
-concerning a dance that very evening.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, with unusual cordiality, gave the
-reeling Courtesy his arm, as they threaded the maze
-of amusements towards the garden.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was only one deck-chair unoccupied. It
-was labelled loudly as belonging to some one else, but
-Courtesy, always bold, even when physically weakest,
-advanced straight upon it. It was next to the suffragette’s.
-And the gardener became for the first time
-aware of a cat in a bag, and of the fact that the cat
-was about to emerge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was the sort of person next to
-whom empty chairs are always to be found. She
-had plenty to say, and what she said was often rather
-amusing, but it was always a little too much to the
-point, and the point was a little too sharp. She had
-a certain amount of small talk, but no tiny talk. She
-was not so much ignored as avoided. She had altogether
-missed youth, and its glorious power of being
-amused by what is not, correctly speaking, amusing.
-Her generation thought her “brainy,” it was very
-polite to her. Do you know the terrible sensation of
-being invariably the last to be chosen at Nuts in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>May? This was the suffragette’s atmosphere. My
-poor suffragette! It is so much more difficult to
-bear the snub than the insult. Insult is like a
-bludgeon thrown at the inflated balloon of our conceit.
-With the very blunt force of it we rebound.
-But the snub is a pin-prick, which lets our supporting
-pride out, and leaves us numb and nothing. I always
-feel the insult is founded on passion, while the
-snub springs from innate dislike.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“May I introduce Miss Courtesy Briggs&nbsp;...”
-began the gardener, hoping for an inspiration before
-the end of the sentence. “Miss Courtesy
-Briggs....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Both women looked expectant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Miss Courtesy Briggs&nbsp;... my wife.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“O Lor’!” said Courtesy, and then, with her
-healthy regard for conventions, remembered that this
-was not the proper retort to an introduction.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When you left Penny Street, a week ago&nbsp;...”
-she said to the gardener, as she shook the suffragette’s
-hand, “you didn’t tell me you were engaged.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wasn’t,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy dropped the subject, because it was
-hardly possible to continue it. She was not the girl
-to do what was conventionally impossible. Besides
-the bugle was sounding to show that dinner was
-within hailing distance. Courtesy was a slave of
-time. Her day was punctuated by the strokes of
-clocks. Her life was a thing of pigeon-holes, and if
-some of the pigeon-holes were empty they were all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>neatly labelled. She was the sort of person who
-systematically allowed ten minutes every morning for
-her prayers, and during that time, with the best intentions,
-mused upon her knees about the little things of
-yesterday. It is a bold woman that would squeeze
-Heaven into a pigeon-hole.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Theresa stopped in front of the gardener’s chair.
-Theresa’s surname had been blown away from her
-with the first Atlantic wind. So had the shining system
-in her yellow hair. So had most of her land conventions.
-She was not a thing of the ocean, but a
-thing of the ocean liner. She had immediately become
-Everybody’s Theresa. I could not say that
-everybody loved Theresa, but I know that everybody
-felt they ought to.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Captain said no dance this evening,” said
-Theresa, in her telegraphic style. “Too much sea
-on. Doctor said broken legs. But I went and
-wheedled. Called the Captain Sweet William.
-Dance at nine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The dance was at nine. There were no limits to
-what Theresa could do—in her sphere.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A proud quartermaster was superintending the last
-touches of chalk upon the deck, when the gardener
-and the suffragette led the exodus from the dining-saloon.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In Paradise I hope I shall be allowed a furious
-walk around a windy rocking deck at frequent intervals
-throughout eternity. I know of nothing more
-poetic, and yet more brilliantly prosaic. At such
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>moments you can feel the muscles of life trembling
-by reason of sheer strength.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette and the gardener walked so fast
-that the smoke from the suffragette’s cigarette lay
-out along the wind like the smoke behind a railway
-train. The strong swing of the sea threw their feet
-along. There was a moon in the sky and phosphorus
-in the sea.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But there are people who go down to the sea in
-ships, and yet confine their world to the promenade-deck.
-The heart of Theresa’s world, for instance,
-was the shining parallelogram, silvered with chalk,
-on the sheltered side of the deck. Theresa, looking
-extremely pretty, was superintending the over-filling
-of her already full programme.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Mustn’t walk round like that,” she said in the
-polite tones that The Generation always used to the
-suffragette. “Must find partners, because the orchestra
-will soon begin to orch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We are not dancing,” said the gardener. One
-always took for granted that the suffragette was not
-dancing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If you will dance,” said Theresa, “I will give
-you number eight.” She assumed with such confidence
-that this was an inducement, that somehow it
-became one.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thank you very much,” replied the gardener.
-“I’ll ask Courtesy Briggs for one, too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette sat down upon an isolated chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“May I have a dance?” asked the gardener of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>Courtesy. “I can’t dart or stagger, only revolve.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was sea-sick only three hours ago,” retorted
-Courtesy with simplicity. “But I have a lot to talk
-to you about, so you can have number one. And
-we’ll begin it now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the orchestra was still idling in the melancholy
-manner peculiar to orchestras. Why—by the way—is
-there something so unutterably sad in the expression
-of an orchestra about to play a jovial onestep?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do want to know about your marriage,” pursued
-Courtesy, whose curiosity was a daylight trait,
-like the rest of her characteristics. “When did it
-happen, and where did you meet her, and why did
-you have a wedding without me to help?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I met her—on the way to Paradise,” said the
-gardener, posing luxuriously as an enigma. “We
-got married on the way too. It was a no-flowers-by-request
-sort of wedding, otherwise we would have
-invited you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I can’t understand it,” said Courtesy.
-“Only a week ago you were snivelling over a broken
-boot-lace.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s pose had a fall. He might have
-expected that Courtesy would trip it up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The violins, relieving their feelings by a preliminary
-concerted yell, settled down to a lamentation in
-ragtime.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener danced rather well, as his mother
-had taught him to dance. Courtesy danced rather
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>well, after the manner of The Generation. But the
-<em>Caribbeania</em> danced better than either. She reduced
-them to planting their four feet wide and sliding up
-and down. The ship’s officers, with their lucky partners,
-leaning to the undulations of the deck, like willows
-bending to the wind, showed to immense advantage.
-They evidently knew every wave of the
-Atlantic by heart. But among the remaining
-dancers there was much unrest. Captain Walters,
-who was accustomed to be one of the principal ornaments
-of a more stationary ballroom, at once
-knocked his partner down and sat upon her.
-Theresa and a subaltern slid helplessly at the mercy
-of the elements into a forest of chaperons. The
-gardener and Courtesy leaned together and clung,
-with a tense look on their faces.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I dare not say what angle the deck had reached
-when the orchestra, with an unpremeditated lapse
-into a Futurist style of melody, broke loose, and
-glided in a heaving phalanx to join the turmoil.
-The piano, being lashed to its post, remained a triumphant
-survivor, calmly surveying the fallen estate
-of the less stable instruments.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am not enjoying myself a bit,” said Courtesy,
-as she disentangled a violin from her hair, and
-strove to dislodge the ’celloist from his position on
-her lap. The gardener disliked agreeing with any
-one, but he seemed by no means anxious to continue
-dancing. The orchestra also seemed a little loth to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>risk its dignity again at once, and even Theresa,
-though still plastered with a pink smile, was retiring
-on the arm of her subaltern to a twilit deck-chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the distance, among her rows of empty chairs,
-the suffragette was smiling. She had watched the
-dancing with that half-ashamed sort of amusement
-which some of us feel when we see others making
-fools of themselves. And because she smiled, the
-priest came and sat beside her. He considered himself
-a temporary shepherd in charge of this maritime
-flock, and you could see in his eye the craving for
-souls to save. He had hardly noticed the suffragette
-until her smile caught his eye, but directly he did
-notice her he saw that she was not among the saved.
-He therefore approached her with the smile he reserved
-for the wicked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very amusing, is it not?” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now the suffragette liked to see the young busy
-with their youth, but because she was a snake she
-could not bear to say so. Especially in answer to
-“Very amusing, is it not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So she said, “Is it?” and immediately cursed herself
-for the inhuman remark. Some people’s humanity
-takes this tardy form of hidden self-reproach
-after expression, and then it strikes inward, like
-measles.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, that’s as it may be, yerce, yerce,” said the
-priest, who was so tolerant that he had no opinions of
-his own, and had hardly ever been guilty of contradiction.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>“That is your husband, is it not?” he
-added, as the gardener extricated himself from the
-knot of fallen dancers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette actually hesitated, and then she
-said, “Yes,” and narrowly escaped adding, “More
-or less.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A most interesting young man,” said the priest,
-who, with the keen eye of the saver of souls, had noticed
-the hesitation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Naturally he interests me,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He is so original,” continued the priest. “Even
-his occupation strikes one as original. A gardener
-on an ocean liner. The march of science, yerce,
-yerce. Most quaint. I suppose you also are interested
-in Nature. I always think the care of flowers
-is an eminently suitable occupation for ladies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps,” she admitted. “But I am not a lady.
-I am a militant suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest’s smile changed from the saintly to the
-roguish. “Have you any bombs or hatchets concealed
-about you?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I had,” she replied. I fully admit that
-her manners were not her strong point. But the
-priest persisted. He noted the absence of any
-answering roguishness, and recorded the fact that she
-had no sense of humour. True to his plastic nature,
-however, he said, “Of course I am only too well
-aware of the justice of many of women’s demands,
-yerce, yerce. But you, my dear young lady, you are
-as yet on the threshold of life; it is written plain upon
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>your face that you have not yet come into contact
-with the realities of life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In that case it’s a misprint,” said the suffragette.
-“I am twenty-six.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Twenty-six,” repeated the priest. “I wonder
-why you are bitter—at twenty-six?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because I have taken some trouble not to be
-sweet,” she said. “Because I was not born blind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As a matter of fact she had been born morally
-short-sighted. She had never seen the distant delight
-of the world at all.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest did not believe in anything approaching
-metaphor. He considered himself to be too manly.
-So he deflected the course of the conversation.
-“And your husband. What are his views on the
-Great Question?” (A slight relapse into roguishness
-on the last two words.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have never asked him. I know he does not
-believe in concrete arguments from women.
-Though he approves of them from men.” She fingered
-a bruise on her arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The arguments about women’s lack of physical
-force are the most incontrovertible ones your cause
-has to contend with,” said the priest. “Say what
-you will, physical force is the basis of life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think it is a confession of weakness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is something in what you say,” said the
-priest. He did not really think there was, for he
-had taken no steps to investigate. He was busy
-thinking that this was an odd wife who did not know
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>her husband’s views on a question that obsessed her
-own thoughts.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had by now extracted Courtesy
-from the tangle, and was steering her towards a
-chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Your husband appears to know that young lady
-with the auburn hair,” said the priest. “He knew
-her before he came on board, did he not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Apparently he did,” said the suffragette. “I
-didn’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was providing him with so many clues that he
-was fairly skimming along on the track of his prey.
-When he left her he felt like a collector who has
-found a promising specimen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Altogether on the wrong lines,” he told himself,
-and added, “Poor lost lamb, how much she needs a
-helping hand”; not because he felt sorry for her, but
-because word-pity was the chief part of his stock-in-trade.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Next morning the <em>Caribbeania</em> had flung the winds
-and waves behind her, and had settled down to a
-passionless career along a silver sea under a silver
-sky,—like man, slipping out of the turmoil of youth
-into the excellent anti-climax of middle life.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Similes apart, however, the <em>Caribbeania</em> was now
-so steady that an infant could have danced a jig upon
-her deck. Several infants tried. Amusements
-rushed upon her passengers from every side. A
-week passed like a wink. Hardly were you awake
-in the morning before you found yourself pursuing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>an egg round your own ankles with a teaspoon.
-Sports and rumours of sports followed you even unto
-your nightly bunk. Everybody developed talents
-hitherto successfully concealed in napkins. Courtesy
-found her life’s vocation in dropping potatoes into
-buckets. She brought this homely pursuit to a very
-subtle art, and felt that she had not lived in vain.
-Not that she ever suffered from morbid illusions as
-to her value. The gardener brought to light a latent
-gift for sitting astride upon a spar while other men
-tried with bolsters to remove him. The suffragette,
-when nobody was looking, acquired proficiency in the
-art of shuffling the board. When observed, she instinctively
-donned an appearance of contempt. Mrs.
-Paul Rust settled herself immovably in a chair and
-applauded solo at the moments when others were not
-applauding. The priest, looking in an opposite direction,
-clapped when he heard other hands being
-clapped, in order to show the kind interest he took in
-mundane affairs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>While occupied thus, one day, he found himself
-next to Courtesy. That determined lady had her
-back to a Whisky and Soda Race then in progress,
-and looked aggrieved. She had been beaten in the
-first heat, whereas she was convinced that victory had
-been her due. Courtesy suffered from all the faults
-that you and I—poetic souls—cannot love. She
-was greedy. She was fat. She could not even lose
-a race without suspecting the timekeeper of corruption.
-All the same, there was something so entirely
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>healthy and human about her, that nobody had ever
-pointed out to her her lack of poetry, and of the
-more subtle virtues.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest, who had also never been able to lose a
-game without losing his temper too, sympathised
-with Courtesy, and employed laborious tact in trying
-to lead her thoughts elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Trinity Islands are your destination, are they
-not, yerce, yerce?” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” replied Courtesy. “And I wish this old
-tub would buck up and get there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You have reasons of your own for being very
-anxious to arrive?” suggested the priest archly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nothing special that I know of,” answered
-Courtesy. “I’m only an ordinary globe-trotter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Frankly, she was being sent out to get married.
-But this, of course, was among the things that are
-not said. Her father had become tired of supporting
-a daughter as determined to study art in London
-as she was incapable of succeeding at it. He had
-accepted for her a casual invitation from a cousin
-for a season in the Trinity Islands. The invitation
-was so very casual that Courtesy had appreciated the
-whole scheme as a matrimonial straw clutched at by
-an over-daughtered parent. But her feelings were
-not hurt. She had bluff, tough feelings.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How curious that you should have found former
-friends on board!” said the priest. “How small
-the world is, is it not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, isn’t it?” assented Courtesy, whose heart
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>always warmed towards familiar phrases. “And so
-odd, too, him being married within the week like
-this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest pricked up his ears so sharply that you
-could almost hear them click. “So quickly as
-that?” he encouraged her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, when he left the private hotel where he and
-I were both staying just over a fortnight ago, he was
-not even engaged. He says such quaint things about
-it, too. He says he picked her up on the way to
-Paradise.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The mention of Paradise confirmed the priest’s
-worst suspicions. But “Yerce, yerce....” was his
-only reply to Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Late that night the priest walked round and round
-the deck trying to peer into the face of his god, professional
-duty. His conscience was as short-sighted
-as some people’s eyes, and he was often known to
-pursue a shadow under the impression that he was
-pursuing his duty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course I must warn the Captain,” he said.
-“And that bright young lady who unconsciously gave
-me the news. And Mrs. Rust, who encourages that
-misguided young man to talk. And Mrs. Cyrus
-Berry, who lets her children play with him. As for
-the woman—I always think that women are the
-most to blame in such cases.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Although he was altogether narrow his limits were
-indefinite, except under great provocation. He
-had not strength enough to draw the line anywhere.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>“Wicked” was too big a word for him; and although
-he believed that the gardener and the suffragette
-were in immediate danger of hell-fire, he could only
-call them “misguided.” This applies to him only in
-his capacity as a priest. In his own interests he was
-very much more sensitive than he was in the interest
-of his God.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Sometimes I think that angels, grown old, turn
-into enemies to trap the unwary. The angel of tolerance
-was the great saviour of history, but now he
-saps the strength of every cause. Either I Am
-Right, or I May Possibly Be Right. If I may only
-possibly be right, why should I dream of burning at
-the stake for such a very illusory proposition? But
-if I am right, then my enemy is Wrong, and is in
-danger of hell-fire. That is my theory. My practice
-is to believe that belief is everything, and that I
-may worship a Jove or a stone with advantage to my
-soul. Belief is everything, and I believe. But if
-my enemy believes in nothing, then I will condemn
-him. Why should I be tolerant of what I am convinced
-is wrong?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest, in the dark, found some one clinging
-round his knees. A woman—a little woman—wrapped
-so tightly in a cloak that she looked like a
-mummy. Her face was grey, and her lips looked
-dark. Her hair lay dank and low upon her brow,
-and yet seemed as if it should have been wildly on
-end about her head. The whole of her looked horribly
-restrained—bound with chains—and her
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>eyes, which should have given the key to the entreaty
-which she embodied, were tightly shut. For five
-seconds the priest tried to run away. But she held
-him round the knees and cried, “Save me, save me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Nobody had ever come to the priest with such a
-preposterous request before.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let me go, my good woman,” he said, audibly
-keeping his head. “Be calm, let me beg you to be
-calm.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She let him go. But she was not calm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was very late, and the deck-chairs had been
-folded up and stacked. As the woman would not
-rise to the priest’s level, he saw nothing for it but
-to sink to hers. They sat upon the deck side by side.
-He felt that it was not dignified, but there was nobody
-looking. And otherwise, he began to feel in
-his element. Here was a soul literally shrieking to
-be saved.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What is it? Tell me. You have sinned?” he
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly not,” replied the woman in a hard thin
-voice. “I have never deserved what I’ve got. It
-seems to me that it’s God who has sinned.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hush, be calm,” the priest jerked out. “Be
-calm and tell me what has upset you so much.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman began to laugh. Her laughter was
-absurdly impossible, like frozen fire. It lasted for
-some time, and the world seemed to wait on tiptoe
-for it to stop. It was too much for the priest’s
-nerves, and for his own sake he gripped her arm to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>make her stop. She was silent at once. The grip
-had been what she needed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now tell me,” said the priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She paused a little while, and seemed trying to
-swallow her hysteria. When she spoke it was in a
-sane, though trembling voice. “I am not Church of
-England, sir, but you being a man of God, so to
-speak, I thought&nbsp;... I am suffering—terribly.
-There’s something gnawing at my breast&nbsp;... I’ve
-prayed to God, sir; I’ve prayed until I’ve fainted
-with the pain of kneeling upright. But he never
-took no notice. I think he’s mistaken me for a
-damned soul&nbsp;... before my time. Why, I could
-see God smiling, I could, and the pain grew worse.
-I’ve been a good woman in my time; I’ve done my
-duty. But God smiled to see me hurt. So I prayed
-to the Devil—I’d never have believed it three
-months ago. I prayed for hell-fire rather than this.
-The pain grew worse....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you seen the doctor?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, yes. And he said the sea-voyage would do
-me good. He couldn’t do nothing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor soul!” said the priest, and found to his
-surprise that he was inadequate to the occasion.
-“Poor soul, what can I say? It is, alas, woman’s
-part to suffer in this world. Your reward is in
-heaven. You must pin your faith still to the efficacy
-of prayer. You cannot have prayed in the right
-spirit.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But what a God—what a God&nbsp;...” shouted
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>the woman with a wild cry. “To hide himself in a
-maze—and me too distracted to find out the way.
-Why, my tears ought to reach him, let alone my prayers.
-I’ve sacrificed so much for him—and he gives
-me over to this....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is terrible, yerce terrible,” said the priest.
-“My poor creature, this is not the right spirit in
-which to meet adversity. Put yourself in God’s
-hands, like a little child....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman dragged herself suddenly a yard or
-two from him. “Oh, you talker—you talker&nbsp;...”
-she cried, and writhed upon the deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Listen,” said the priest in a commanding voice.
-“Kneel with me now, and pray to God. When we
-have prayed, I will take you to the doctor, and he will
-give you something to make you sleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I won’t touch drugs,” said the woman. “And
-I don’t hold with that young doctor in brass buttons.
-If I pray now with you, will you promise that I shall
-be better in the morning?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said the priest. It was spoken, not out
-of his faith, but because that seemed the only way to
-put an end to the scene. And when he prayed, in a
-musical clerical voice, he prayed not out of his heart,
-but out of his sense of what was fitting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The stars bent their wise eyes upon the wise sea
-and bore witness that the priest’s prayer never
-reached heaven’s gate.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now you feel better, do you not?” he asked,
-when he had said all that had occurred to him, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>intoned a loud Amen, as if to give the prayer an upward
-impetus.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” sobbed the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Who are you? What is your name?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am Elizabeth Hammer, Mrs. Rust’s maid,”
-she replied, and staggered in a lost way into the darkness
-of the companion-way.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To-morrow it will be better,” the priest called
-after her. And wished that he could think so.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The world smiled next morning, when the sports
-began again. Elizabeth Hammer was invisible,
-probably concealed in some lowly place suitable to
-her position. The sea was silver, the sky blazed
-blue, the sun smiled from its height, like a father
-beaming upon his irresponsible family. Mrs. Paul
-Rust looked incredible in a pale dress, designed for
-peculiarity rather than grace; pink roses sprigged it
-so sparsely as to give the impression of birth-mark
-afflictions rather than decorations. I am not sure
-whether the feather in her hat was more like an explosion
-or a palm tree. The gardener rolled upon a
-deck-chair with three children using him as a switch-back
-railway. Theresa was smiling from her top
-curl down to her toes. Even the suffragette was
-talking about the transmigration of souls to the
-fourth officer. Everything on the surface was highly
-satisfactory, and, on board ship, nothing except the
-surface matters a bit.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest had a leaky mind. He never poured
-out all that was in it, but he could not help letting a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>certain proportion of its contents escape. He
-paused in his daily walk of thirty times round the
-deck, and found a seat beside Mrs. Paul Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Your maid seems to be in a shocking state of
-health,” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She suffers from indigestion,” replied Mrs. Rust.
-“Some fool of a doctor has told her that she has cancer.
-She has quite lost her head over it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“At any rate she appears to be in great pain,”
-said the priest, who considered that indigestion was
-rather too unclothed a word for ordinary use.
-“And pain is a terrible thing, is it not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You mean that you consider it salubrious for the
-soul?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then I wonder in what way you consider pain
-desirable?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust, who had meant nothing beyond contradiction,
-shut her eyes and looked immovably subtle.
-The priest changed the subject. He had a real gift
-for changing the subject.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you made the acquaintance of that dark
-young man who acts as the ship’s gardener?” he
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“An excellent young man,” said Mrs. Rust, immediately
-divining that the priest did not approve of
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yerce, yerce, no doubt an excellent young man,”
-agreed the priest mechanically. “But I have reason
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>to believe that his morals are not satisfactory.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do not think he is really married to that aggressive
-young woman he calls his wife.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. She did not approve
-of such irregularities any more than the priest did,
-but she disapproved of disapprobation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest, being constitutionally incapable of argument,
-and yet unable to broaden his view, was left
-wordless. But an interruption mercifully rescued
-him from the necessity of attempting a reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Elizabeth Hammer, Mrs. Rust’s maid, appeared
-at the companion door. Her eyes were fixed hungrily
-upon the sea.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a race about to be run, and the starter
-stood ready to say the word. But Elizabeth Hammer
-brushed past him and walked across the empty
-strip of deck. She climbed the rail as though she
-were walking upstairs, and dropped into the
-sea.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hammer,” barked Mrs. Rust hoarsely, as she
-heard the splash. That word broke the spell. A
-woman shrieked, and Captain Walters shouted,
-“Man Overboard.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was not a heroine. What she did
-was undignified and unconscious. The heroine
-should remove her coat, hand her watch to a friend,
-send her love to a few relations, and bound gracefully
-into the water. The suffragette, fully clothed,
-tumbled upside down after Elizabeth Hammer. No
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>noble impulse prompted her to do it. She did not
-know of her intention until she found herself in the
-water, and then she thought, “What a fool!” She
-could not swim. The <em>Caribbeania</em> looked as distant
-as heaven, and as high. She felt as if she had been
-dead a long time since she saw it last. She paddled
-with her feet and hands like a dog, her mouth was
-full of water and of hair. She had never felt so
-abased in her life, she seemed crushed like a wafer
-into the sinking surface of the nether pit. For centuries
-she wrestled with the sea, sometimes for years
-and years on end a wave tore at her breath. She
-never thought of Elizabeth Hammer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is absurd,” she thought, when eternity came
-to an end, and she had time for consecutive thought.
-She felt sure her eyes were straining out of their
-sockets, and tried to remember whether she had ever
-heard of any one going blind through drowning.
-Then she cried, and remembered that her head must
-be above water, if she could cry. She knew then
-that there was some one on her side in the battle.
-The sea seemed to hold her loosely now, instead of
-clutching her throat. She had a moment to consider
-the matter from the <em>Caribbeania</em>’s point of
-view, and to realise what a pathetic accident had
-occurred. It dawned upon her that her own hand,
-wearing her mother’s wedding ring, was just in front
-of her, holding the cord of a neat white life-buoy.
-“Caribbeania” painted in black on the life-buoy
-seemed like a wide mad smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>“This is absurd,” bubbled the suffragette. “I
-shall wake up in a minute now. It’s the air makes
-one sleepy.” And then she thought of something
-else for ages and ages, and could not find out what
-she was thinking of, though she tried all the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the promenade deck of the <em>Caribbeania</em> the
-gardener stood dumb with enormous astonishment.
-His soul was dumb, his limbs were numb, his mental
-circulation was stopped. He had a sort of impression
-that the Atlantic had been suddenly sprinkled
-with a shower of women, but he could only think of
-one drop in the shower.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How red her face was as she went under—and
-what a dear she is!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The <em>Caribbeania</em> had flung the two women behind
-her, and swept upon her way, only for a second had
-the red face of the suffragette floated like a cherry
-upon the water beside the black wall of the ship.
-The fourth officer had flung a life-buoy. Theresa
-had fainted. There was a black cork-like thing a
-thousand miles away which the fourth officer said
-was the head of one of the women. The <em>Caribbeania</em>,
-checked in her scornful attempt to proceed uncaring,
-was being brought round in a circle. A boat
-was being lowered.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a long silence on the promenade deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently—“Is it—her?” asked Courtesy in a
-husky voice by the gardener’s side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course,” answered the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>Elizabeth Hammer had found the sleep she sought
-without recourse to drugs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Everybody watched the distant boat receive the
-thin small warrior out of the grasp of the sea, and
-then sweep in wide circles on its search for Elizabeth
-Hammer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The dream ended. The boat drew alongside.
-The suffragette, who had to some extent collected
-herself, made a characteristic attempt to step unassisted
-from the boat. It failed. Everybody had
-come down to the main deck to gratify their curiosity.
-The suffragette was carried on deck, though she
-obviously supposed she was walking. She looked
-somehow out of proportion to the elements with
-which she had battled.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You poor lamb,” said Courtesy, looking very
-dry and motherly beside her. “How do you feel?
-I’m coming to help you into bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am perfectly well, thank you,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why did you jump overboard if you couldn’t
-swim?” asked the fourth officer, who was young and
-believed that there are always reasons for everything.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It was a mistake,” said the suffragette testily,
-and was led below by Courtesy and a stewardess.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Tongues were loosened. Everybody reascended
-to the upper deck to vent their sympathy on Mrs.
-Paul Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She had remained in her chair, because she felt
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>that any other woman would have retired below
-after witnessing the suicide of an indispensable part
-of her travelling equipment. But she could not control
-her complexion. Her face was blue-white like
-chalk, beneath her incongruous hair. She would reply
-to no questions, and the priest, after making several
-attempts to create for himself a speaking part
-in the drama, was obliged to abandon his intention
-as far as she was concerned, for lack of support.
-He turned to the gardener, whose stunned mind was
-now regaining consciousness.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do indeed congratulate you on the rescue of
-your—your wife,” said the priest. “Yerce, yerce.
-As for that other poor soul, I was afraid she might
-make some attempt of the sort. She was suffering
-from some internal complaint, and had lost control
-of herself. Of course she had confided in me—yerce,
-yerce. I was so fortunate as to be able to
-say a few words of comfort. Perhaps it was a merciful
-release. But I hope she was prepared at the
-last. I hope that in that awful moment she thought
-upon her sins.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope so too,” said the gardener. “It is good
-to die with a happy memory in the heart.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The general impression was that Elizabeth Hammer
-had made a mistake, poor thing. She was the
-subject of much conversation but little conjecture.
-The big problem of her little mind was not so much
-buried as never unearthed. She had made a mistake,
-poor thing. That was her epitaph.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>The suffragette was of course a heroine. She was
-a heroine for the same reason as Elizabeth Hammer
-was a poor thing—because nobody had analysed her
-motives. It would have been heresy to suggest that
-the heroine’s motive had been pure hysteria. She
-had done a very useless thing in a very clumsy way,
-but because it had been dangerous she was promoted
-to the rank of heroine.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been a damn fool,” mourned the suffragette,
-writhing profanely on her bunk.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” said Courtesy briskly. “You have
-been frightfully brave. It was only hard luck that
-you couldn’t save the woman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I didn’t try. I had forgotten all about her
-until this moment.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” repeated Courtesy, busy with a hot-water
-bottle. “You were splendid. We didn’t
-know you had it in you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette laughed her secret laugh, which
-she kept hidden beneath her militant exterior. The
-sort of laughter that flies, not unsuitably, in the very
-face of tragedy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is a change,” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What is?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To be respected.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My dear gal, we all respected you all along.
-Personally I always told them: ‘Mark my words,’
-I said, ‘that gal’s got brains.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, I expect they needed to be told.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>“For the last five years,” said the suffragette,
-“I have followed my conscience over rough land.
-I have been suffragetting industriously all that time.
-And every one laughed behind their hands at me.
-Not that I care. But to-day I have been a fool, and
-they have promoted me to the rank of heroine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” said Courtesy. “You’re not a fool.
-And surely you never were a suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am a militant suffragette,” said the suffragette
-proudly. “It takes a little courage and no hysteria
-to march through the city with drunk medical
-students waiting to knock you down at the next corner;
-and it takes hysteria and no courage to fall by
-mistake into the Atlantic.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You quaint dear,” said Courtesy, who had not
-been giving undivided attention to her patient’s remarks.
-“I do believe you’ve got something in you
-besides brains after all. There now, you must try
-and sleep. Pleasant dreams. And if you’re a good
-gal and wake up with some roses in your cheeks,
-you shall have your husband to come and have tea
-with you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” said the suffragette. “Don’t call him
-that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy wrenched the stopper of the hot-water
-bottle tightly on, as though she were also corking up
-her curiosity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As she went upstairs Courtesy discovered that she
-quite liked the suffragette—from a height. For a
-person suffering from brains, and from a mystery,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>and from political fervour, and from lack of physical
-stamina, the woman was quite surprisingly likeable.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On deck, Courtesy’s friendly feeling was immediately
-put to the test. Mrs. Paul Rust beckoned
-her to her side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That woman who jumped into the water after
-Hammer&nbsp;... she is quite well again, of course?”
-It was rather difficult for Mrs. Rust to put this question,
-because the most obvious form was, “How is
-she?” and that would have been far too human.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She’ll be all right,” said Courtesy. “And even
-if she wasn’t she wouldn’t say so. She keeps herself
-to herself. You’ve torn a button off your coat.
-Shall I sew it on for you? You’ll miss your maid.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shall not,” said Mrs. Rust. “She was a fool
-to behave in that way. Nothing but indigestion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You shouldn’t speak hardly of the dead,” said
-Courtesy, indomitably conventional.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” retorted Mrs. Rust, and
-closed her eyes in order to close the subject. “That
-young woman...”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shall call her the suffragette,” said Courtesy.
-“She says she is one, and she looks like one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“At any rate, the priest tells me she is not married
-to the ship’s gardener. Is that so?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s not the priest’s business. Nor mine either.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You would drop her like a red-hot coal if she
-were not married.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Time enough to decide that later. I don’t approve
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>of irregularity, of course. Marriage after all
-is an excellent idea.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>That turned the balance successfully in the suffragette’s
-favour. “You are wrong,” said Mrs. Rust.
-“Marriage is an idiotic institution. It must have
-been invented by a man, I feel sure. It is like using
-ropes where only a silken thread is necessary.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“O Lor’,” said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Paul Rust decided to reach the truth by interrogating
-the gardener. She always tried to approach
-a mystery by the high-road, rightly considering
-that the high-road is the most untrodden way in
-these tortuous days.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come here,” she called to the gardener, when
-Courtesy disappeared to see if her patient was
-asleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is that young woman who foolishly jumped into
-the sea—your wife?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had resisted hours of siege on the
-subject. He was tired. Besides he instinctively understood
-Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In some ways she is,” he replied, after rather
-a blank pause.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is that young man who owns a little red hotel
-in the woods in Hampshire your son?” asked the
-gardener, suddenly face to face with an opportunity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In some ways he is,” replied Mrs. Rust inevitably,
-without a smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener became more and more inspired.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>“Because if you are his mother, I am his friend, and
-you may be interested to know that I put your point
-of view clearly before him when I met him last. He
-told me that you were unwilling to treat his hotel
-as an investment, and I said, ‘Why should she?’
-I said, ‘You may take it from me that she won’t.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then you had no business to take my intentions
-for granted,” retorted Mrs. Rust. “What the
-dickens did you mean by it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I told him&nbsp;...” continued the gardener, almost
-suffocating in the grasp of his own cleverness, “that
-obviously you could take no notice of so vague a
-scheme. Ninety-nine women out of a hundred, I
-said, would do as you were doing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You had better have minded your own business,”
-interrupted Mrs. Rust wrathfully. “And you had
-better mind it now. I shall do exactly what I like
-with my money, no matter what the other ninety-nine
-women would do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was afraid you would be annoyed by my speaking
-like this,” said the gardener humbly. “It is
-only natural.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense. Do you know that the
-priest is shocked by his suspicions about you and
-your suffragette?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t mind,” said the gardener. “Being a
-priest, I suppose he is paid to be shocked sometimes.
-I don’t object to being his butt.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. “Then you don’t continue
-to assert that she is your wife.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>“I can’t be bothered to continue to assert it,” said
-the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener felt that the reward of the successfully
-unscrupulous rogue was within his reach. Lying
-in a good cause is a lovely exercise. The warm
-feeling of duty begun surged over him. He had
-justified his presence on board the <em>Caribbeania</em>, he
-had been true to Samuel Rust. The suffragette was
-not drowned. The blue sea was all round him.
-There was little else to be desired.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shan’t be an unscrupulous rogue a moment
-longer than I can help,” thought the gardener. “I
-shall pose as being good next. We will be married
-on landing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy at that moment returned and said,
-“Your wife would like you to come and have tea
-with her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t leave us alone,” begged the gardener of
-Courtesy as they went below. “I don’t know how
-to behave to heroines.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was obviously at a loss when he reached the
-suffragette’s cabin. He had never seen her with
-her hair down, and that upset him from the start.
-He shook her gently but repeatedly by the hand,
-and smiled his well-meaning young smile. He did
-not know what to say, and this was usually a branch
-of knowledge at which he was proficient.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Did you know that Captain Walters won the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>sweep yesterday on the Captain’s number?” he
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t be a donkey,” said Courtesy. There was
-a genial lack of sting about Courtesy’s discourtesies,
-which kept her charm intact through all vicissitudes.
-“She doesn’t want to hear about the sweep. Let
-her be just now. She’s busy pouring out your tea.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For in the same spirit as the nurse allows a convalescent
-child to pour out tea from its own teapot,
-Courtesy had encouraged the suffragette to officiate.
-The headquarters of the meal, on a tray, were balanced
-upon the invalid’s bunk. It was not a treat
-to the suffragette, who loathed all the details of
-Woman’s Sphere, but for once she did not proclaim
-the ungracious truth.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sorry,” she said nervously. “It’s years
-since I did anything of this sort. But I don’t know
-whether you take milk and sugar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener distrustfully eyed the hot water with
-vague aspirations towards tea-dom that dripped into
-his cup.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t take either milk or sugar, thank you,”
-he said, “I like my troubles singly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Naughty boy,” said Courtesy, helping herself
-generously to cake. “You are beastly rude. And
-you’re a naughty gal, too, you suffragette. You
-ought to know how your husband likes his tea.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But he’s not my husband,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener sat with a bun arrested half-way to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>his mouth. He had lived a self-contained existence,
-and had never before had a pose of his dismantled
-by an alien hand. The experience was most novel.
-He liked the suffragette more and more because she
-was unexpected.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” said Courtesy. “You’re feverish.
-You’ll tell me what you’ll be sorry for, in a minute.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s true; and I’m far from sorry for it,” said
-the suffragette. “It’s almost too good to be true,
-but it is. I’m still alone. But because he thought
-I was a menace to England’s safety, he brought me
-away—by force.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perfectly true,” corroborated the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You babies,” said Courtesy. “It’s lucky for
-you it’s only me to hear you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s not a secret,” said the gardener. “I’ve just
-been talking about it to Mrs. Rust.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And what did she say?” asked Courtesy and
-the suffragette together.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She said, ‘Good.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At that moment the voice of Mrs. Rust was heard
-in the passage outside. “Miss Briggs.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy ran clumsily from the cabin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That button,” said Mrs. Rust. “You said you
-would.... Myself I never can remember which
-finger I ought to wear my thimble on, or at what
-angle the needle should be held....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Anybody else, arrived within three feet of the
-suffragette’s door, would have thrown a smile round
-the corner. But Mrs. Rust did not. She did possess
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>a heart, I am told, but a heart is such a hackneyed
-thing that she concealed it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What do you intend to do when you get to Trinity
-Islands?” asked the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t know what we shall do,” replied the
-gardener. “I hate knowing about the future. I
-am leaving it—not to fate, but to my future self.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t you believe in fate?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No. I believe in myself. I believe I can do
-exactly what I like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And what about me? Can’t I do exactly what
-I like? Do you think you can do exactly what you
-like with me?” asked the suffragette militantly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So far I seem to have succeeded even in that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She laughed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After a pause he said suddenly, “I am a brute to
-you, you dear, unaccommodating little thing. Somehow
-my will and my deed have got disconnected in
-my dealings with you. It is curious that having such
-good intentions I should still remain the villain of
-the piece. Yet I meant—if ever I had a woman—to
-make up to her for all I have seen my mother go
-through.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When you have a woman—perhaps you
-will&nbsp;...” said the suffragette. “You must wait
-and see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come up and see land,” shouted Courtesy,
-running in with a semi-buttoned coat in her
-hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener shot up the companion-way, and,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>behold, the gods had touched the sea, and fairyland
-had uprisen.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A long vivid island, afire in the ardent sun. Its
-mountain was golden and eccentric in outline, its
-little town and fortresses had obviously been built
-by a neat-fingered baby-god out of its box of bricks.
-The tiny houses had green shutters and red roofs.
-There was no doubt that the whole thing had only
-been created a minute or two before, it was so neat
-and so unsullied. It was nonsense to call the place
-by the name of a common liqueur, as the quartermaster
-did, any one could see it was too sudden and
-too faery to have a name or to make a liqueur.
-There was something very exciting in the way it had
-leapt out of a perfectly empty sea, and in the way
-it sped over the horizon, as if shrinking from the
-gaze of the proud <em>Caribbeania</em>.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It passed. The gardener had looked at a dream.
-Courtesy had looked at good dry land. Captain
-Walters had looked at the monastery from which
-the liqueur emanated. Mrs. Rust had not looked at
-all. It is surprising that there should be so much
-difference in the material collected by such identical
-instruments as one pair of human eyes and another.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Islands are gregarious animals, they decorate the
-ocean in conveys. The <em>Caribbeania</em>, her appetite
-for speed checked, began to stalk them with bated
-breath.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We’ll be going through the Hair’s Breadth to-morrow
-at seven,” said the Captain, in a fat, selfcongratulatory
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>voice, as though he had himself created
-the channel he referred to. “You must all get
-up early to see her do it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There are few penances easier than early rising
-on board ship. There are no inducements to stay
-upon the implacable plane that is your bunk, in the
-hot square cube that is your cabin. Your ear is
-tickled by the sound of the activities of food in the
-saloon outside; you can hear the sea singing in a
-cheerful, beckoning way past your inadequate porthole.
-You emerge from your cabin and find men
-in pyjamas, and ladies in flowered dressing-gowns
-and (if possible) thick pig-tails, or (if impossible)
-pleasing head-erections of lace, sitting in rows at
-sparkling tables, and being fed by stewards with
-apples and sandwiches. There is scarcely ever any
-need to remind the voyager by sea about the tiresome
-superiority that distinguishes the ant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Captain, therefore, had a large audience
-ready for his sleight-of-nerve feat of threading the
-Hair’s Breadth. He looked very self-conscious on
-the bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Land climbed slowly down the spangled sloped sea
-from the horizon. There seemed to be no gap in
-the quivering line of it. Presently, however, as if
-it had quivered itself to pieces, the line was shattered.
-Silver channels appeared beckoning on every
-side. The <em>Caribbeania</em>, blind except to her duty,
-headed towards the least likely-looking channel of
-all. The most ignorant passenger on the ship could
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span>have told the Captain that he was running into certain
-destruction. Many longed to take command,
-and to point out to the Captain his mistake. Like
-a camel advancing foolhardily upon the needle’s eye
-the <em>Caribbeania</em> approached. Her speed was slackened,
-she went on tiptoe, so to speak, as if not to
-awaken the gods of ill-chance, but there was nothing
-faltering about her. She thrust her shoulders into
-the opening.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(It would be waste of time to inform me that in
-nautical language a ship has no shoulders.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You could have whispered a confidence to the
-palm trees on either side—except that you would
-have been afraid to draw enough breath to do so,
-for fear of deflecting the ship an inch from her
-course.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy was, as usual, bold. She spoke in quite
-an ordinary voice. “Why, look, there’s a man
-with hardly anything on, paddling! How killing!
-He’s the colour of brown paper!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll soon be dead in Trinity Islands if you
-find that killing,” snapped Mrs. Rust. “The Captain
-evidently doesn’t know his business. We’re at
-least six feet nearer to this shore than the other.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The first of Trinity Islands heaved before them
-quite abruptly when they had traversed the channel.
-The land seemed to have been petrified in the act
-of leaping up to meet them. I think the wind had
-changed upon it at a moment of grotesque contortion.
-My nurse used always to warn me that this
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_103'>103</span>climatic change might fatally occur when my anatomical
-experiments became more than usually daring.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Green woods had veiled the harsh shapes of the
-hills. Palms waved their spread hands upon the
-sky-line. A tangle of green things tumbled to the
-water’s edge. Far away to the right a faint blessing
-of pearl-coloured smoke and a few diamonds flung
-among the velvet slopes of the hills hinted at the
-watching windows of Port of the West. Shipping
-clustered confidentially together on either side of the
-<em>Caribbeania</em>, like gossips commenting jealously on
-the arrival of a princess of their kind. The entering
-liner shook out little waves like messages to
-alight on the calm shore.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The whole scene looked too heavy to be painted
-on the delicate sea. It was absurd to think that that
-pale opal floor should be trodden by the rusty tramp-steamers,
-the tall red-and-black sailing ships, the
-panting tugs, the blunt and bloated coal-tenders laden
-with compressed niggerhood. There were broadheaded
-catfish, and groping jellyfish in the water,
-and they alone looked fashioned from and throughout
-eternity for the tender element that framed
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, who had risen from her berth,
-contrary to the advice of Courtesy and of the doctor,
-looked at the first of Trinity Islands with her soul
-in her eyes and a compressed adoration in her breast.
-For there was a silver sea, silver mist enclosing the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_104'>104</span>island, and a silver shore shining through the mist.
-Silver, of course, is idealised grey—grey with the
-memory of black and white refined away. Silver is
-the halo of a snake-soul.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The day was mapped out in so many ways by the
-different passengers of the <em>Caribbeania</em>, that, from
-their prophetic descriptions, you could hardly recognise
-it as the same slice out of eternity. There were
-globe-trotters, eager to trot this tiny section of the
-globe in hired motor-cars, others anxious to buy
-souvenirs in Port of the West all day, others nervously
-determined to call upon the Governor in
-search of a Vice-regal luncheon, others without imagination
-desirous of fishing for catfish from the
-poop, and a very few who dared to avow their intention
-of spending the day in absorbing cold drinks on
-the verandah of the King’s Garden Hotel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In theory the gardener wished to lie upon a chair
-on the shady side of the deck, with a handkerchief
-over his face all day. Such a course would have
-been flattering to his dignity and to his worship of
-aloofness. In practice his unquenchable energy and
-that of the suffragette were too much for him. He
-was vividly stirred by the strange land. The clawlike
-hands of the palms beckoned him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Following the suffragette, he bounded on to the
-first launch as eagerly as though he were not a man
-of theory. Behind him bounded Courtesy, and behind
-her Mrs. Paul Rust strove to bound. Courtesy,
-the gardener, and the suffragette sat squeezed in a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>row upon a dirty seat in the launch. Mrs. Rust,
-because sitting in a squeezed row was against her
-principles, stood. By these means she kept many
-men-passengers standing in wistful politeness during
-the whole journey of three miles to the shore.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The bay swept its wide arms farther and farther
-round them. The palm trees on the promontories
-on either side of the town looked no longer beckoning,
-but grasping.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, isn’t it good!” said the gardener, thrilling
-so that Courtesy and the suffragette, by reason
-of compressed propinquity, had to thrill too. He
-took the suffragette’s hand violently, and waggled it
-to and fro. “Isn’t it fine&nbsp;...” and he jumped his
-feet upon the deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You babies,” said Courtesy. For the suffragette,
-even though she did not jump her feet, was
-jumping her eyes, and obviously jumping the heart
-in her breast. Most unorthodox for a snake.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We shall run head foremost into the wharf,”
-said Mrs. Rust in a final voice. “What a pity it
-is that sailors never know their work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, isn’t it,” agreed the gardener, as if he had
-been longing to say something of the sort. “Extraordinary.
-Fine. Won’t it be fine if we run head
-foremost into the wharf, and sink, to be sealed up
-in this blue jewel here!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He tried to pat the bay with his hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Closed in the heart of it,” said the suffragette,
-“like flies in amber.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span>“I shouldn’t like it at all,” sniffed Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not like flies in amber,” said the gardener.
-“Because flies spoil the amber.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, you and I wouldn’t exactly decorate the
-sea,” remarked the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look at those cannibals waiting for us,” said
-Courtesy. “My dears, I’m simply terrified.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The cannibals received them from the launch with
-the proverbial eagerness of cannibals. In the first
-three minutes of their arrival on land the travellers
-could have bought enough goods to furnish several
-bazaars had they been so inclined. The suffragette,
-by tickling the chin of a superb blue and yellow bird,
-was considered to have tacitly concluded a bargain
-with the owner as to the possession of it, and there
-was much discussion before she was disembarrassed
-of her unwelcome protégé. The gardener bought
-two walking-sticks in the excitement of the moment,
-before he remembered that he was devoid of money.
-The owner of the walking-sticks, however, kindly
-reminded him of the one-sidedness of the purchase,
-and he was obliged to borrow from the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The town, like a brazen beauty feigning modesty,
-was withdrawn a little from the wharves. There
-was a dry-looking grass space with goats as its only
-gardeners. This the party crossed, and the sensitive
-plant ducked and dived into its inner remoteness
-as they passed. The streets in front of them,
-hot and glaring, pointed to the hills, like fevered
-fingers pointing to peace which is unattainable.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>The main street received them fiercely. The heat
-was like the blaring of trumpets. The trams were
-intolerably noisy, clanking, and rattling like a devil’s
-cavalry charge. Black, shining women, with the
-faces of bull-dogs—only not so sincere—swung
-in a slow whirlwind of many petticoats up and down
-the street, with vivid burdens of fruit piled in ochre-coloured
-baskets on their heads. Little boys and
-girls, with their clothes precariously slung on thin
-brown shoulders, and well aired by an impromptu
-system of ventilation, ran by the gardener’s side, and
-reminded him of the necessity of quatties and half-pinnies,
-even in this paradise of the poor, where
-sustenance literally falls on your head from every
-tree in the forest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is exhausting,” said Mrs. Paul Rust, forced
-by extreme heat into a confession of the obvious.
-“Policeman, where can we get a cab?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, please, missis,” replied the policeman, who
-was tastefully dressed in white, by way of a contrast
-to his complexion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense, man,” said Mrs. Rust. “I repeat,
-where can a cab be found?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, please, missis,” replied the policeman,
-acutely divining that his first answer had been found
-wanting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You fool,” said Mrs. Rust, another unoriginal
-comment wrung from her by the heat.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The policeman understood this, and giggled bashfully
-in a high falsetto.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>“Missis wanta buggy?” asked a tobacconist, with
-a slightly less dense complexion, from his shop door.
-“Policeman nevah understand missis, he only a niggah.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, as ever prone to paint the lily, hurried
-into the breach. “Ah yes, of course, we white
-men, we always hang together, eh?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was The Moment of that tobacconist’s life.
-The gardener all unawares had crossed in one lucky
-stride those bitter channels that divide the brown
-man from the black, the yellow man from the brown,
-the white man from the yellow, and the buckra, the
-man from England, from all the world.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Three buggies suddenly materialised noisily out
-of Mrs. Rust’s desire. They were all first upon the
-scene, as far as one could judge from the turmoil of
-conversation that immediately arose on the subject.
-The gardener tried to look firm but unbiassed. The
-three women stood and waited in a state of trance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The sun was working so hard at his daily task in
-the sky, that one could almost have pitied him for
-being called to such a flaming vocation in this flaming
-weather.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Finally, Mrs. Rust awoke and, entering the nearest
-buggy, shook it to its very core as she seated
-herself and said, “King’s Garden Hotel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She could hardly have been recognised as the
-Mrs. Rust of the <em>Caribbeania</em>. You could see her
-pride oozing out in large drops upon her brow. Her
-hat was on one side, and completely hid her sensational
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>hair, but for one flat wisp, like an interrogation
-mark inverted, which reached damply to her eyebrow.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The buggy horse, which consisted of a few promiscuous
-bones, badly sewn up in a second-hand skin,
-was more than willing to pause until the rest of the
-party should be seated, and even then seemed desirous
-of waiting on the chance of picking up yet
-another fare. It was, however, reminded of its
-duty by its driver, and turned its drooping nose in
-the direction of the King’s Garden Hotel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When they reached that heavenly verandah, they
-felt for a moment as though they were suffering
-from delusions. The <em>Caribbeania</em> seemed to have
-arrived on shore bodily. A long vista of familiar
-profiles rocked cheek by jowl, nose beyond nose, from
-end to end of the verandah. There was Theresa,
-who had made no secret of her intention of accompanying
-Captain Walters “for a lark” on a visit
-to a Trinity Island Picture Palace. There was the
-priest, who had expressed a determination (which
-nobody had tried to alter) to explore the famous
-botanical gardens all by himself all day. There was
-the fourth officer, who had left the <em>Caribbeania</em> inspired
-by a vision of a long walk to a sandy beach
-with a bathe at the end of it. There was the captain,
-who had set out to buy his wife a stuffed alligator
-as a silver-wedding present.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>That cool strip of green rocking-chairs had acted
-on them all like a spider’s web, with the manager of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>the King’s Garden sitting in the middle of it, murmuring
-cool things concerning drinks in an iced voice.
-Exquisite white linen suits of clothes, the only blot
-on whose spotlessness was the nigger inside them,
-ambled up and down the line, like field-marshals reviewing
-the household cavalry, armed humanely with
-lemon squashes and whiskies and sodas.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, Mrs. Rust, the suffragette, and
-Courtesy enlisted in this force, and sat in a state of
-torpor only partially dispelled by luncheon, until
-Mrs. Rust began to look herself again. Her hat
-straightened and elevated itself to its normal position,
-and perched upon her hair like a nest of flowers
-on a ripe hay-field. The curls dried up like parsley
-after rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Little by little the other tourists regained consciousness,
-and with much show of energy set forth
-to the nearest buggy stand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At about five, Courtesy, who was never happy unless
-she was moving with the crowd, became restless.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let’s take a buggy and go back to the wharf,”
-she suggested.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We will hire a four-wheeler and return to the
-pier,” said Mrs. Rust in a contradictory voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Buggy or four-wheeler, there was only one sort of
-vehicle to be found in Port of the West. They
-manned the nearest conveyance and quibbled not over
-its title.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It would be frightful if we missed the boat,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>said Courtesy, who always said the thing that everybody
-else had already thought of saying, but rejected.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the <em>Caribbeania</em> had begun raking the atmosphere
-with hoarse calls for its dispersed passengers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But at the wharf the launch was still fussily collecting
-the mails.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a flame-coloured azalea leaning gorgeously
-out of the shade of the eaves of a customs
-house. It was Courtesy’s colour—so obviously
-hers that Courtesy herself unconsciously answered its
-call.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ou—I say, that colour,” she said, and ceased,
-because she could not voice the echo that streamed
-from her heart to the azalea’s. It bent towards her
-like a torch blown by the wind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s autumn,” said the gardener. “And that
-azalea is the only thing that knows it on the island.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” commented Mrs. Rust. “All this
-green greenhouse rubbish has no sense&nbsp;...” she
-waved her hands to the palm trees that plaited their
-fingers over the sky in the background.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Autumn, I think&nbsp;...” began the gardener, addressing
-the azalea, “autumn runs into the year,
-crying, ‘I’m on fire, I’m on fire&nbsp;...’ and yet glories
-all the while; just as I might say, ‘This is passion,
-this is passion&nbsp;...’ and so it is passion, and pain
-as well, but I love it....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What a funny thing to say!” said Courtesy.
-“Do you say that sort of thing by mistake, you
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>quaint boy, or do you know what you’re talking
-about?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My lips say it by mistake,” said the gardener.
-“But my heart knows it, especially when I see—a
-thing like that. Otherwise, why should I have
-become a gardener?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He looked round for the suffragette to see if she
-had caught this spark out of his heart, and whether
-the same torch had set her alight. She was not
-there.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come now, everybody,” said Courtesy. “The
-launch’ll be starting in a minute.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But the suffragette’s not here,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was an instant’s blank as heavy as lead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I can’t
-wait here all day. If she wants to moon around and
-miss the boat, let her. I am going.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She gave a hand each to two niggers, and sprang
-like a detachable earthquake into the launch.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think I ought to wait,” said Courtesy. “She’s
-a little shaky after yesterday, and you’re such an irresponsible
-boy, gardener. She may have fainted,
-while we were looking the other way. Or she may
-be in that crowd buying souvenirs.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener looked in the crowd for that well-known
-round hat with the faded flowers. But he
-knew that she would never buy a souvenir.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You jump in, gardener. I’ll wait,” said Courtesy.
-“Perhaps there’ll be another launch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>“Lars’ launch, missis, please,” said one of the
-mariners of the vessel in question.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come at once, girl,” said Mrs. Rust’s harsh
-voice from the stern.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy wavered.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust made a great effort. She became extremely
-red. “Don’t you understand, girl, you
-must come?” she shouted. “I can’t spare you....
-I like you....” She cleared her throat and
-changed her voice. “Can’t sew&nbsp;... buttons&nbsp;...
-companion&nbsp;... large salary....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the first part of the sentence reached Courtesy’s
-sympathy. She jumped into the launch.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener stood on the hot wharf, and his
-heart turned upside down. His plans were stripped
-from him once more by this disgracefully militant
-creature who had broken into his life. He hovered
-on the brink of several thoughts at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The little fool. The dear little thing. The little
-devil.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He ran round the customs house. He felt convinced
-that it was interposing its broad person between
-him and his suffragette. He could almost see
-it dodging to hide her from his sight.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shall find her in a minute,” he thought. “I’m
-a lucky man.” He thought that his hopes were
-pinned to the probability of arriving on the <em>Caribbeania</em>
-in time.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the brown grass space there were only the
-goats. The gardener was astonished not to see the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>fleeing form of a woman making for the town.
-Things can be done very quickly if they must. The
-gardener was at the corner of the main street before
-he had time to think another thought. He looked
-back, and saw in one fevered glance the launch only
-just parting from the shore.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you seen a lady in white with a brown
-hat?” he asked of a policeman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, please, sah.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Which way?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The conversation was from beginning to end above
-the policeman’s head. But such a very hot buckra
-man must be humoured. At random the policeman
-pointed up the main street. The gardener was indeed
-a man of luck, for that was the right direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The main street on a fiery afternoon was as long
-as eternity, but in certain states of mind a man may
-bridge eternity in a breath, and not know what he
-has crossed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was on the race-course. He looked back and
-the launch was approaching the <em>Caribbeania</em> in the
-far-off bay, like a dwarf panting defiance at a giant.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When he was half-way across the race-course, he
-saw a white figure surmounted by a brown straw hat,
-in the Botanical Gardens, in the shade of a banyan
-tree.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette had lighted a cigarette in a laborious
-attempt to appear calm, but she pressed her
-hand to her breast as though she had been running.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>“I’m not coming,” she shouted, when he was within
-shouting distance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He vaulted the railing of the race-course, and the
-railing of the garden. “What a bore!” he said.
-“Then I must stop too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Very far off, the launch was nestling at the side
-of the <em>Caribbeania</em>.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“For reasons I cannot be bothered to repeat to
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She veiled herself in a cloud of smoke.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You know,” he added, “this is a repetition of
-the Elizabeth Hammer episode. Pure hysteria.
-Darling.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was an appreciable pause.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, you’re right. So it is,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come on,” shouted the gardener. “We can
-catch it yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If I come,” she said, “it will be strong, not
-weak.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course,” said the gardener. “Come on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It would be much easier to stay here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, much,” panted the gardener. “Come on,
-come on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they ran, and on the way back they discovered
-how interminable the main street was, and how relentless
-is the sun of the West Atlantic. But when
-they reached the wharf, the launch was still clinging
-to the liner.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span>“A guinea,” shouted the suffragette, who was
-experiencing the joys of very big-game hunting, “to
-the boatman who can get us up to the <em>Caribbeania</em>
-before she starts.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She spoke in the voice of one accustomed to speaking
-in Trafalgar Square, and everybody understood
-her. A boat practically cut the feet from under
-them before she had finished speaking, and in it they
-splashed furiously out into the bay.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We shall catch it,” said the gardener, rowing
-energetically with one finger. “I’m a man of luck.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was posing as one who would not utter a reproach.
-It was a convenient pose for all concerned.
-When they were about half-way, the suffragette said,
-“You know—it takes a little courage to admit hysteria.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course it does, my dear,” said the gardener.
-“I wouldn’t have done it for the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Presently they were within bare shouting distance
-of the whale which had threatened to make Jonahs
-of them. A liner’s farewells are like those of a great
-many women I know, very elastic indeed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll do it,” shouted a voice from the high
-boat-deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They did it. The Captain shook his finger at
-them from the bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What happened?” asked Courtesy, meeting
-them on the main deck with a shawl to put round
-the suffragette. Some women seem to think that a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>shawl, or a hot bath, or a little drop of sal-volatile
-are equal to any emergency under the sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She didn’t know that was the last launch,” said
-the gardener, still posing as the magnanimous defender.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, I did,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She was buying a souvenir round the corner,”
-persisted the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, I wasn’t,” contradicted the lady. “I made
-up my mind not to come back to the <em>Caribbeania</em>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ou, I say, how killing of you!” said Courtesy.
-“But he changed your mind?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No. I overcame it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You quaint mite,” said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s pose momentarily ended here, for
-he was stricken with whirling of the head and sickness,
-after running in the sun. Although there was
-a touch of martyrdom about it, it was not a dignified
-ending to a really effective pose. He had to seek the
-comfort of Hilda in his cabin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Hilda had three flowers now, and they had cost
-her her independence, for she leaned upon a stick.
-But among her round green leaves she held up
-bravely her trinity of little gold suns.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener being thus removed, Courtesy and
-the suffragette sat on the promenade-deck, and discussed
-the day. The suffragette was astonished to
-find herself in this position, being addressed as “my
-dear,” by a contemporary. “Just like a real girl,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>she thought, for as she had never passed through the
-mutual hair-brushing stage with other girls, she always
-expected to be hated, and never to be loved.
-She found it rather delightful to have Courtesy’s
-hand passed through her arm, but she also found it
-awkward, and hardly knew how to adjust her own
-arm to the unaccustomed contact. The very small
-details of intercourse are very hard indeed to a snake,
-though pleasant by reason of novelty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So you didn’t want to come back, and he bullied
-you?” said Courtesy, frankly inquisitive. “After
-all, my dear, that’s what women are for.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is <span class='fss'>NOT</span>!” shouted the suffragette. “Women
-are not born with a curse on them like that. I chose
-to come back; I made a great effort, and came.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“O Lor’!” said Courtesy, and tactfully changed
-the subject. Courtesy’s tact was always easily visible
-to the naked eye. “My dear, I must tell you what
-a killing interview I had with old Mrs. Rust. She
-clutched my arm when I got into the launch—think
-of that, my dear—and presently she said in a gruff
-sort of frightened voice, as if she was confessing
-a crime, ‘Miss Courtesy, I refuse to part with you;
-you are what I have been looking for; you are not
-to pay any attention to anybody else—do you hear?
-I forbid it.’ I screamed with laughter—on the
-quiet, you know. I said, ‘Do you want me to be a
-substitute for Hammer, Mrs. Rust?’ ‘No,’ she
-said. ‘Hammer was only a stopgap; I was keeping
-the position open for a person like you. I will
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>give you two hundred a year if you will promise to
-stay by me as long as you can bear me’—and then
-she shouted as if she had made a mistake, and
-thought that noise could cover it—‘I mean as long
-as I can bear you.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So what did you answer?” asked the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My dear, two hundred a year—what could I
-say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But what were you originally going out to Trinity
-Island for?” asked the suffragette. “To visit
-relatives, weren’t you? What will they say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, they won’t say anything—to two hundred
-a year. I was really only coming out as a globe-trotter.
-I loathe colonial relations.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The matrimonial motive was the skeleton in Courtesy’s
-cupboard.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But wasn’t it killing, my dear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very killing,” agreed the suffragette gravely.
-She felt like one speaking a foreign tongue.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And then it occurred to Courtesy that she was
-squeezing the arm of one who, after all, had a criminal
-disregard of convention. She withdrew her
-arm, and proceeded to try and storm that house
-which she considered to be built on sand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I could understand what you are up to,
-my dear?” she said. “Can’t I persuade you to
-leave that naughty gardener, or to marry him? You
-needn’t run away, or drown yourself or anything,
-just say to him, ‘<span class='sc'>This won’t do.</span>’ I should be
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>frightfully glad if I could feel you were all right.
-Why don’t you get married on landing?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We don’t want to,” said the suffragette, who was
-too inexperienced in the ways of The Generation to
-feel offended. “We neither of us ever pretended
-to want to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ou yes, of course I know the catchwords. I
-know you just came together as friends, and didn’t
-see any harm in it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But we didn’t come as friends—we came as
-enemies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said Courtesy, with a furrowed brow.
-“But really, my dear, enemies don’t do these things.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“They do. We do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But, my good girl, you must know—you can’t
-be as innocent as all that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Great Scott, no!” said the suffragette. “I’m
-not innocent!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then am I to conclude,” said Courtesy, suddenly
-frigid, “that you fully realise the meaning of the
-life you are leading?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are to conclude that,” said the suffragette,
-in a voice of growing militancy. “I realise its
-meaning much more fully than you do. I shall leave
-the gardener directly it becomes convenient to me
-to do so. For an utter stranger his behaviour has
-certainly been insufferable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“O Lor’!” exclaimed Courtesy, falling back upon
-her original line of defence. “An utter stranger
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>... I must go and button Mrs. Rust into her evening
-gown.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is something very annoying to a woman in
-being accused of innocence. The suffragette was
-quite cross.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the next two days the <em>Caribbeania</em> threaded
-her way cautiously between shore and shore. The
-horizon was frilled with palm-embroidered lands.
-Dry, terrible-looking beaches, backed by arid brown
-hills, marred the soft character of those calm seas.
-It was as if the <em>Caribbeania</em> saluted the coast of
-South America, and South America turned her back
-upon her visitor. At two or three ports in that forbidding
-land the boat touched. Drake had passed
-that way, and had left his ill-gotten halo upon the
-coast, but that was the only life of the land. The
-flat, dead towns seemed brooding over flat, dead
-tragedies.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was almost a relief to the travellers when the
-last night fell, and the ship was enclosed in darkness
-and its trivial insularity. There was a great dance
-that night. Captain Walters called it the Veterans’
-dance, because the chalked deck was thick with non-combatants,
-who had determined to cast care aside
-and join with youth, because after all it was the last
-night, and one would never meet any of these people
-again. As a matter of fact, there was no youth to
-be joined, for youth sat out and began its farewells.
-Half a dozen hours is not an over-large allowance
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>of time for farewells between people who have
-known each other three throbbing ocean weeks.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette actually danced with the chief engineer.
-He always danced with ladies who could
-not find partners, being a conscientious young man of
-forty-two, with a brand-new bride at home. The
-suffragette knew well that by his courtesy she was
-branded as one undesired, and she laughed her invisible
-cynical laugh.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I think men are akin to sheep as well as to monkeys,
-and the theory only needs a Darwin to trace
-the connection. I have yet to meet the man who,
-where women are concerned, does not follow in the
-track of others of his kind. I think that very few
-men conceive an original preference for a woman
-unbiassed by the public tendency.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Directly the gardener saw the suffragette dancing
-with the chief engineer, he wondered why he was
-not dancing with her himself, although she danced
-rather badly. The gardener felt a mysterious call
-to go and monopolise her directly she was at liberty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m glad you have come to talk to me,” said the
-suffragette. “Because I shall go on shore early to-morrow,
-and should like to say good-bye to you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good-bye?” questioned the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You didn’t really expect me to stay with you,
-did you?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said the gardener, and thought how peaceful
-and how stupid life would be without her. “I
-shan’t dream of letting you go.” And even while
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>he said it, he experienced the awful feeling of being
-powerless to make his words good. He realised for
-the first time how indispensable to a man’s sight are
-soft straight hair that has never committed itself to
-any real colour, and a small pointed face, and quick
-questioning eyes. But there was something indescribable,
-peculiar to the suffragette, that made it
-impossible to humble oneself before her. She was
-anything but a queen among women; no man had
-ever wished to be trodden under her feet, though
-they were small and pretty. Plain people often
-have pretty hands and feet, a mark of Nature’s tardy
-self-reproach.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To any other woman, the gardener might have
-said, “Please, my dear&nbsp;...” with excellent results.
-He had a good voice with a tenor edge to it, and he
-could pose very nicely as a supplicator. But not to
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have not brought you all this way just to let
-you return to your militant courses,” he said, with a
-sort of hollow firmness. “I owe a duty to Trinity
-Island, after all, now that I have imported you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette smiled and said she was tired and
-would go to bed—good-bye.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener said Good-night.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The <em>Caribbeania</em> and the first ray of the sun
-reached the Island simultaneously next morning.
-When the gardener came on deck at half-past seven
-he found himself confronted by the town of Union,
-backed by its sudden hills. The <em>Caribbeania</em>, like a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>robber’s victim, ignominiously bound to the pier, was
-being relieved of its valuables. The air was thick
-with talk. On the pier the over-dressed representatives
-of British rule, in blue serge and gold braid,
-rubbed shoulders with the under-dressed results of
-their kind tyranny, in openwork shirts and three-quarters
-of a pair of trousers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Your wife went off early,” said the fourth officer
-to the gardener. “I asked her whether she were
-eloping all by herself, and she said you knew all
-about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thanks,” said the gardener curtly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You will hardly believe me when I tell you that
-his first conscious thought after this announcement
-was that he had no money to tip the steward with.
-The suffragette meant a good deal to him, and
-among the things she meant was temporary financial
-accommodation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I hope that you have noticed by now that he was
-not a money-lover, but a steward was a steward, and
-this particular steward had been kind in improvising
-a crutch for Hilda. Any assistance from the suffragette
-was, of course, taken as temporary: independence
-was one of the gardener’s chronic poses. He
-meant to change it from a rather hollow dream into
-reality on arriving on the Island; he supposed that
-he would be able to turn his brains into money. He
-considered that no such brain could ever have landed
-at Union Town. Its price in coin, which had been
-rather at a discount in the stupid turmoil of London,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>would be instantly appreciable under this empty sky.
-His pose on the Island was to be The One Who
-Arrives, in capital letters.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He went down to his cabin to pack his little luggage.
-He had nothing beloved to pack now; men’s
-clothes seem to be inhuman things without a touch
-of the lovable, and they were all he had. For Hilda
-was dead. For the last week of her life she had
-been a little concrete exclamation of protest against
-her unnatural surroundings. One born to look simply
-at the sun, from the shelter of a whitewashed
-cottage wall, with others of her like jostling beautifully
-round her; a fantastic fate had willed that
-she should reach the flower of her life in a tipsy
-cabin, with a sea-wind singing outside the thick glass
-against which she leant. The gardener had given
-her a sailor’s grave somewhere near the spot in the
-Spanish Main to which I hope the spirit of Drake
-clings, for his mother-sea received him there. It
-was hardly a suitable ending for Hilda, but it was
-the best available.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener set himself to put his scanty property
-together stealthily, and creep from the boat, that
-the stewards might not see him go. He had an unposed
-horror of ungenerosity. To him, as to most
-men, the tip was more of a duty than the discharge
-of a debt. He suffered keenly for a while from the
-discovery that there was no escaping from the stewards
-to-day, they were stationed with careful carelessness
-at every corner. Presently the siege was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>raised unexpectedly by the arrival of the boot-boy
-with a note.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The lady left it, sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It contained a five-pound note, and it was addressed
-in the suffragette’s small defiant handwriting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of course the hero of a novel should have thrown
-the whole missive into the sea. He should have
-struck an attitude and explained to the admiring
-boot-boy that such gifts from a woman could only be
-looked upon as an insult. But you must remember
-the gardener considered that the fortunes of the
-Island were at his feet. And he would not have
-gone so far as to pose at his own expense—not to
-speak of the steward’s. He put the note in his
-pocket, and went to the purser for change.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When his duties were discharged, he came on deck
-to collect any plans that might be in the air. It is
-a most annoying fact that theories will not take the
-place of plans. In theory you may be The One Who
-Arrives, but in practice you have to think about passing
-the customs and finding a cheap hotel and getting
-yourself a sun-helmet. I think the world has an
-antipathy to heroes; it certainly makes things very
-hard for them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On deck Courtesy was sitting calm and ready.
-Her plans had been made for three days. She had
-only just stopped short of writing a time-table for
-the hourly career of herself and Mrs. Rust throughout
-their sojourn on the island. She had a genius
-for details.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>“The suffragette has disappeared,” said the gardener.
-A disarming frankness was one of his
-weapons.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m jolly glad,” replied Courtesy. “I believe
-you owe that to me, you naughty boy. I gave her
-a bit of my mind about it the other day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener uttered no reproaches. He felt
-none. For he had learnt by now that the suffragette
-would never be affected by a bit of anybody’s
-mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What are you going to do?” asked Courtesy.
-“We are going to the St. Maurice Hotel for four
-days—Father Christopher told us of it—and at
-mid-day on Saturday we go up to the hills for a fortnight,
-and then we hire a car and tour round the
-Island, staying twenty-four hours at Alligator Bay.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m going to look for work,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sugar or bananas?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Neither. Head-work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “Nobody
-on the Island ever uses their head except to carry
-luggage on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s why I shall find work. There’s no competition
-in my line.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You funny&nbsp;...” giggled Courtesy. “Isn’t he
-quaint, Father Christopher?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the priest was passing on his twenty-second
-circuit of the deck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very droll, no doubt,” said the priest in the
-voice of a refrigerator, and continued to pass. He
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span>was very much annoyed with the gardener’s soul.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener waited till he came round again before
-saying to Courtesy, “Besides, I have to look
-for the suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope you won’t find her this time,” said Courtesy.
-“Will you come to tea with us one day, and
-tell us which of your searches seems most hopeful.
-You see, now the suffragette’s gone, you are respectable
-for the moment, and I needn’t be afraid for
-Mrs. Rust’s morals.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When Courtesy giggled, her hair laughed in the
-most extraordinary way. Everything she did was
-transmuted into something wonderful by that halo
-of hers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll come to-day, if I may,” said the gardener,
-who had never mastered the art of social diffidence.
-“You’d better have me to-day, for I hope I shan’t
-be respectable to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy did not want him to-day. In her code
-there was only one programme for the first day in
-a strange land. It was made up of a visit to the
-principal church, the principal shop, the principal
-public gardens, and to a few “old-world relics of the
-past.” It did not include ordinary five-o’clock tea
-with a familiar figure. But, on the other hand, her
-invincible conventionality made it impossible for her
-to evade the gardener’s suggestion. Courtesy was
-content to suffer for her convictions. At any rate,
-you will notice that Mrs. Rust was not consulted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You may come,” Courtesy said. “At five.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>We are due back from the cathedral at a quarter
-to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Probably the reason why Mrs. Rust submitted to
-Courtesy’s tyranny from the first was that no other
-woman in the world would have done so.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The land reeled under the gardener’s feet as he
-arrived. The only comfort in parting with the sea
-after a long intimacy is that for the first day or two
-the land follows the example of its sister element.
-The gardener found more difficulty in walking
-straight along Union High Street than he had experienced
-along the deck of the <em>Caribbeania</em>.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The morning was yet very young when he put his
-little luggage down at the bamboo-tree arch of a
-house that proclaimed itself ready to receive boarders
-at moderate terms. He relied much on impulse,
-and the little house, which was lightly built on its
-own first story, so to speak, beckoned to him. But
-only in theory, for when he mounted the flight of
-wooden steps, and, through the open door, saw the
-dirty living-room, seething with gaudy trifles, he
-knew that in practice it was better suited to his means
-than to his mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>However, he had rung the bell. One has to pay
-penalties for acting on impulse. A woman with
-black wire hair, a face the colour of varnished deal,
-and a pale pink dressing-gown, appeared. Luckily
-she transpired to be the hostess before the gardener
-had voiced the fact that he mistook her for a drunken
-housemaid.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>“I want a room here,” began the gardener, who
-had never wanted anything less in his life. But the
-three pounds lay very light in his pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We can give you one,” said the lady, and took
-his portmanteau. She could have given him several,
-but not one worth having. She conducted him
-through one or two doors that led from the living-room.
-Each showed a less attractive bedroom than
-the one before, but the cheapest was barely within
-the range of prudence, as far as the gardener’s pocket
-was concerned. In a leaden voice, proceeding from
-a heart of lead, he concluded a bargain for the temporary
-possession of the least inviting. And when
-it was done, and the portmanteau deposited drearily
-in the middle of a dirty linoleum floor, he discovered
-that time had been standing still, and that it was
-hardly nearer five o’clock than before.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was the first time he had realised the four thousand
-miles that lay between him and the kindly grey
-pavements of Penny Street. He remembered the
-look of the London lamps reflected in the slaty mirrors
-of London streets&nbsp;... the smile of the ridiculous
-little griffin who sits on a pedestal at the top
-of Fleet Street, playing the ’cello with his shield&nbsp;...
-the shrugging shoulders of St. Paul’s on tiptoe
-on the peak of Ludgate Hill&nbsp;... the dead
-leaves blowing down the Broad Walk, in the
-rain....</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is no pose that saves you from that awful
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>longing for the things that are no longer yours, and
-which you hated while you possessed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I said I was enough for myself. And I am not,”
-said the gardener, and hid his face in the mosquito
-net.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Strange things in barbaric colours made the garden
-outside a whirlpool. Sometimes these things say
-to you: “You are a very long way from home”;
-and you exult, and think This is Life. But sometimes
-they say again: “You are a very long way
-from home”; and you cry out, and think This is
-Worse than Death.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now there are moral drawbacks about the posing
-habit. But there are also advantages, though possibly
-none deserved. For after three minutes of
-despair the gardener straightened himself, blinked,
-and began putting his spare shirt into a drawer that
-would not shut. He was posing as One Who was
-Seeing Life, and who was Making the Best of it.
-The vision that inspired this brave pose was the
-ghost of a pair of small haggard eyes, set in a short
-pointed face, eyes that cried easily and never surrendered.
-A thin unbeautiful ghost with clenched
-fists, and in the air, the ghost of a low and militant
-voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am not enough,” the gardener admitted.
-“But together, we are enough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He whistled a comic song tentatively. The Englishman
-never whistles or sings to suit his feelings.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_132'>132</span>He dies to the tune of “Tipperary,” or goes to his
-wedding humming the “Dead March in Saul.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no more life to be seen in that hot
-little room, even by one fixed in an optimistic pose.
-He emerged into the sitting-room, and through an
-opposite and open door he could see the pink dressing-gown,
-containing his landlady, heaving sleepily
-under a mosquito net. One of her bare feet was
-drooping under the net. At this he had to swallow
-down London again violently, and remember that he
-was Seeing Life, and that he was Luckier than Most.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Did you know that the surest way of ensuring luck
-is to be sure that you are lucky?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now I will find my suffragette,” he said, standing
-between the bamboos at the gate. And he expelled
-an entering misgiving that he was perhaps presuming
-on his luck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was curiously cool in the shade of the high
-cactus hedge that ran along one side of the way.
-A fresh breeze, like the unbidden guest at the wedding,
-conscious that it was not attired in character,
-crept guiltily in from the sea. The sun, which
-would have disclaimed even distant relationship with
-the cool copper halfpenny that inhabits English skies,
-fretted out the black shadows across and across the
-white street. The gardener thought painfully of
-many glasses of cold water that he had criminally
-wasted in England. He stiffened his long upper lip,
-and tried to look for new worlds instead of remembering
-the old.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_133'>133</span>He went into the Botanical Gardens, and sat on
-a seat opposite the mad orchids. I think the Almighty
-was a little tired of His excellent system by
-the time He came to the orchids, so He allowed
-them to fashion themselves. For they are contrived,
-I think, and not spontaneously created like the rest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the other end of the seat were two children,
-so blessedly English that for a moment the gardener
-smelt Kensington Gardens. The girl wore very little
-between her soft neck and her long brown arms
-and legs, except a white frill or two, and a passion
-flower in her sash. The boy, more modest, was encased
-in a white sailor suit. Both were finished
-off at the feet with sandals.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Hardly had the gardener sat down when he was
-regretfully aware that he had sat by mistake on a
-pirate-ship in mid-ocean. The two commanders
-looked coldly at him from their end of the treasure-laden
-deck, and there was an awkward silence which
-somehow left the impression that much exciting talk
-had immediately preceded it on that vessel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I beg your pardon,” said the gardener. “I
-forgot to tell you that I am the prisoner you seized
-when you captured your last prize. There was a
-desperate resistance, but in spite of heavy odds, you
-overcame me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The boy, because he was a boy, looked for a second
-towards his mahogany-coloured Nana, who was
-staring an orchid out of countenance farther up the
-path. The girl, because she was a girl, looked
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_134'>134</span>neither right nor left, but straight at the gardener,
-and said: “All right then. But you mustn’t let
-your feet dangle into the sea. And you must be very
-frightened.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener restrained his feet, and became so
-frightened that the whole vessel shook. The boy
-continued to look doubtful, until his sister reminded
-him in a hoarse whisper: “It’s all right, Aitch, we
-were wanting somebody to walk the plank.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In providing a willing villain, the gardener was
-supplying a long-felt want in pirate-ships. So thoroughly
-did he do his duty that when he was finally
-obliged as a matter of convention to walk the walking-stick
-blindfolded, and die a miserable death by
-drowning in the gravel-path, the pirate-ship seemed
-to have lost its point.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let’s betend,” said the lady-pirate, “that Aitch
-and me are fairies, and we touch you with our wand
-and you turn into a speckled pony.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Greatscod, no,” said Aitch; for there are limits
-to what a fellow of seven can betend in company.
-“Don’t let’s have any fairying, my good Zed. Let’s
-betend we’re just Aitch and Zed, and we’ll show the
-prisoner the Secret Tree.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they set off, and the Nana, who might as well
-have been a Nanning-machine for all the individuality
-she put into her work, trotted behind them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Secret Tree was one of those secrets that
-remain inviolate because it occurs to nobody to lay
-them bare. It was an everyday little palm tree, exquisitely
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>bandaged by Nature in cocoanut matting;
-it was very fairy-like, and when you looked up at its
-fronds in their infinite intersections against the sky,
-you saw a thrill, like the thrill you see on a cornfield
-curtseying in the wind, or in the light moving across
-watered silk. In one of the folds of the palm tree’s
-garment a White Pawn, belonging to Aitch, had
-made his home. He lived there for days at a time—the
-gardener was told with bated breath—and
-the park-keeper never knew he was there. At night
-he saw the fireflies light their lamps, and heard the
-swift slither of the fearful scorpion; once he had
-reported an adventure with a centipede three times
-his own size. That pawn was the epitome of People
-Who Stay Up Late At Night, and Are Not
-Afraid of the Dark. A super-grown-up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On their way to the garden gate, each child held
-a hand of the gardener, and the automatic Nana
-walked behind. As they came out into the main
-street, the gardener thought that the houses looked
-like skulls—so white they were, and so soulless, and
-their windows so black and empty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Greatscod,” said Aitch, “what is happening to
-the church steeple?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For it was reeling in front of them, to the tune
-of a paralysing open roar from underground.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Behind them the automaton blossomed madly into
-life, Nana fled shrieking back into the garden.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Those two things happened, one by one, like sparks
-struck out of a flaming experience. Then everything
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>happened at once, and yet lasted a lifetime. There
-seemed not a second to spare, and yet nothing to be
-done.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener felt unspeakably terrified, his mother
-earth shot away from under him, truth was proved
-false. He discovered that he had seized Aitch and
-Zed, one under each arm; and later on—his memory
-having vaulted the blank—he found that he
-was lying on them in the gutter, and that Aitch was
-yapping like a dog. Zed was crying, “Mother,
-Mother.” And the gardener, with a quick vision of
-some one watering a cool English herbaceous border,
-also said, “Mother, Mother.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After a while a green beetle ran past his eye, and
-he recalled the moment, and raised himself upon his
-hands and knees. A fire of pain burnt him suddenly,
-and he turned his head and saw a pyre of twisted
-iron posts heaped upon his legs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The air was thick with strange sounds, muffled
-as if from a gramophone. Some one quite near, but
-unseen, was shouting, “Oh, Oh,” as regularly as a
-clock’s chime. There was a rending wheeze behind
-them, and the gardener looked round in time to see
-a palm tree sink with dignity into a trench that had
-been gashed at its feet. But that might have been
-a dream.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He felt absolutely sick with horror. His head
-seemed as though it were all at once too big for his
-skin. His whole being throbbed terribly in a sort
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>of echo of the three throbs that had laid life by the
-heels.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Yock—Yollock—Yollock. A pounce, and then
-two shakes, like a terrier dealing with a rat. Why
-had one ever trusted oneself to such a risky crumb
-of creation as this world? The gardener lost himself
-in littleness. And presently found that he had
-insinuated himself into a sitting position, and was
-feeling very sick indeed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That was an earthquake,” remarked Zed, with
-the truly feminine trick of jumping to foregone conclusions.
-And she burst into tears, wailing still,
-“Mother, Mother.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is funny we should both have thought of her,”
-observed the gardener, forgetting that there was
-room for more than one mother in this tiny world.
-His eyes were fixed on a thin and fearful stream of
-blood that was issuing from between two bricks in
-the mass of miscellany that had once been a house.
-“Blood—from a skull?” he thought, and fainted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For centuries his mind skirted round some enormous
-joke. It was so big that he could not see its
-point, and then again it was so little that he lost it.
-At any rate it was round, and turned with a jovial
-hum.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Later on he was aware of the solution of a problem
-which he felt had been troubling him all his life.
-What colour was the face of a nigger pale with
-fright? It was several colours, chiefly the shade of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>a wooden horse he had once loved, but mottled.
-But the whites of the eyes were more blue than white,
-they shone like electric light. With an effort he
-fitted the various parts of his mind together.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hullo, constable,” he said in a voice he could
-not easily control. “This is a pretty business, isn’t
-it?” And he tried to rise, and to whistle a bar
-or two, in an effort to assume the pose of the hero
-who trifles in the face of death. But he could not
-rise. He was pinned to the pavement by a leg that
-seemed somehow to have lost its identity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is not in the least romantic to be hurt. There
-is something curiously dirty in the feeling of one’s
-own pain, and in the sight of one’s own blood, though
-wounds in others are rather dramatic.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now Courtesy was a person who, without ever
-trying to be sensational, was often unexpected by
-mistake. Coincidence seemed to haunt her. Out
-of the hundred streets that lay shattered in Union
-Town that afternoon, she chose the one in which
-the gardener lay, and, accompanied by the priest,
-she bore down upon that unheroic hero, laden with
-brandy and bandages. The gardener saw her large
-face, frank as a sunflower, between him and the
-yellow sky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest was quite obviously a saviour. You
-could see in his eye that he was succouring the
-wounded. You could hear in his voice as he addressed
-the terrified hotel porters who followed him
-that he was busy rising nobly to an emergency.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>“Why, gardener,” said Courtesy, in the tones of
-one greeting a friend at a garden party. “You
-here? I was wondering what had become of you.
-Now what’s the matter with you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She poured him out some brandy, as though it
-were the ordinary thing for a lady to offer to a
-friend in the street. And the gardener’s world regained
-its feet, he wondered why he had been so
-frightened.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor little mites,” said Courtesy to Aitch and
-Zed. “They won’t forget this in a hurry, will
-they?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is something very comforting in the utterly
-banal. That is why the instinct is so strong in good
-women to make you a cup of tea, and poke the fire,
-when you are crossed in love.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But if she had been the suffragette&nbsp;...”
-thought the gardener. He knew quite well that the
-thing would not have been so well done, had it been
-the suffragette. He was fully aware that the operation
-of having his leg put into improvised splints, and
-of being lifted upon a door, would have been much
-more painful, had it been accomplished by the little
-nervous hands of the suffragette, instead of the large
-excellent hands of Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is discouraging to those of us who have spent
-much money on becoming fully efficient in first aid
-and hygiene and practical economy and all the luxuries
-of the modern female intellect, to find how perfect
-imperfection can seem.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>“Thank you—you little darling,” said the gardener
-with his eyes shut, when, after a few spasms
-of red pain, he was safe upon the door. White-clad
-hotel porters stood like tombstones at his head and
-feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Lor’ bless you,” said Courtesy. “Take him to
-the St. Maurice, porter. It’s the only place left more
-or less standing, I should think.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is not,” said the priest. “Excuse me, Miss
-Briggs, there are thousands in this stricken town in
-need of our help, and I should prefer that only the
-gentler and worthier of the sufferers should come
-under that roof. There are many excellent resting-places
-where our friend here would be far more suitably
-placed. You ought to know his character by
-now, and you must think of your own good name.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Rot,” said Courtesy. “What do his morals
-matter when he’s broken his leg?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Remember you are also succouring these innocent
-children,” persisted the priest. “Would you have
-them under the same roof?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Rot,” repeated Courtesy. “The roof’ll be all
-right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Dose little children&nbsp;...” said the policeman
-suddenly. “He covahed dem when dat house was
-fallin’. Verree brave gentleman. I chahnced to be
-runnin’ by....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course he did,” said Courtesy. “The St.
-Maurice, porter.” And seizing Aitch and Zed each
-by a hand, she started the procession.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>The High Street looked as if one side of it had
-charged the other with equally disastrous results to
-both. At different points in it, fire and heavy smoke
-were animating the scene. Distracted men and
-women panted and moaned and tore at the wreckage
-with bleeding hands. A little crying crowd was collected
-round a woman who lay nailed to the ground
-by a mountain of bricks, with her face fixed in a glare
-of terrible surprise. By the cathedral steps the dead
-lay in a row, shoulder to shoulder, with the horrid
-uniformity of sprats upon a plate. Courtesy lifted
-up Zed and called Aitch’s attention to the healthier
-distress of a little dog, which ran around looking for
-its past in the extraordinary mazes of the present.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, swinging along painfully upon his
-door, opened his eyes and saw the fires. To his surprise
-he recognised the house which could boast the
-highest flames. Its wall had fallen to disclose the
-shattered remains of the rooms in which the gardener
-had lately wrestled with despair. The bamboos
-and the gorgeous garden watched unmoved the
-pillar of fire that danced in their midst. There was
-no sign of the wire-haired woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But only one thought came to the gardener’s mind
-on the subject. “Why she will see that. It is a
-beacon from me to her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As a matter of fact she did not.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A pretty woman, crying in a curious laughing voice,
-ran into Courtesy’s arms. “My little babies&nbsp;...”
-she quavered. “What a catastrophe. I don’t
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>know where my husband is. There is a grand piano
-on my bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is my mother,” said Aitch.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come along to the St. Maurice,” said Courtesy.
-“That’s where I am taking your babies to. Our
-piano there is still in its proper place.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they all followed the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Somebody must go and find a doctor,” said
-Courtesy at the door of the St. Maurice. She
-looked suggestively at the priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But he replied, “I wash my hands of the matter,
-Miss Briggs. I consider this to be a judgment on
-that young man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A judgment?” wept the mother of Aitch and
-Zed. “Why, what has he done?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He saved the lives of your babies,” replied
-Courtesy. “And anyway, a judgment needs a surgeon
-just as much as a simple fracture.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yerce, yerce, only don’t ask me to help,” said
-the priest. “I prefer to succour those deserving of
-help.” And he went out into the street again. He
-seemed wedded to the word succour. It is a pose
-word, and fitted him exactly. Nothing but an earthquake
-could have made this worm turn. But the
-effect of the disaster on the priest was an obstinate
-certainty that there was a Jonah in the case, and that,
-as heaven was never to blame, the wicked were entirely
-responsible.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, Lor’,” said Courtesy. “I’ll have to go for
-a surgeon myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>“I’ll go with you,” cried the mother of Aitch and
-Zed, whose name, for the sake of brevity, was Mrs.
-Tring. “I don’t know what has become of my
-Dally” (who was her husband).</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Somebody must sit with the gardener,” said
-Courtesy, when she came back from a successful
-search for an intact bed, into which, with the
-help of a housemaid, she had inserted the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I will sit with him,” said the harsh voice of Mrs.
-Rust, as she rose from a seat where she had been
-sitting with an enormous paper bag held in a rigid
-hand. “I refuse to run about the streets with
-brandy. All the old cats are doing that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, Mrs. Rust,” observed Courtesy, whose
-conventionality was not quite so striking after an
-earthquake as it had been upon the comparatively
-stable Atlantic. “I had clean forgotten that you
-existed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust. “I was buying mangoes
-when the incident occurred. Perhaps the gardener
-would like a mango.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps he would. I am so glad to see that you
-don’t take the same view about the gardener as
-the——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I never take the same view,” barked Mrs. Rust.
-“Show me the boy’s room.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So the gardener saw that poisonous hair advance
-along a shaft of sunlight that intruded through the
-broken shutter.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>“Your jug and basin are broken,” said Mrs. Rust.
-“Disgraceful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, there are several things broken in this
-town,” he said feverishly. “Windows and necks
-and a heart or two.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust sat deliberately on a chair and burst
-into tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was buying mangoes,” she sobbed stormily,
-“from a black man with bleached hair. And the
-whole of a shop-front fell out on him. One brick hit
-my toe. I looked at the man through a sort of cage
-of fallen things. It was as if—one had trodden on
-red currants.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What did you do?” panted the gardener.
-“How fine to live in a world where things happen.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I ran away,” said Mrs. Rust shakily. “I didn’t
-pay for the mangoes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I would rather have had this happen,” said the
-gardener after a pause, “and have broken my leg,
-than have had an ordinary day to meet me on Trinity
-Island.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After another pause, he added: “But I have lost
-the suffragette. And that is another matter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Was she killed?” asked Mrs. Rust, steeling herself
-against the commonplace duty of condolence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly not,” replied the gardener. “She is a
-militant suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How good the world is,” said the gardener, “to
-provide such excellent material. The sea, and the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>earthquake, and a fighting woman to love. Just
-think—an earthquake—on my first day. I am a
-man of luck.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You have broken your leg,” Mrs. Rust informed
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have,” admitted the gardener rather fretfully.
-“But then everything has its price.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A good many other people have come off much
-worse,” said Mrs. Rust. “I’m not complaining,
-mind, but any other woman would say you were disgracefully
-selfish. A lot of people are dead, and a
-lot of other people’s people are dead....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The longer I live&nbsp;...” said the gardener, from
-the summit of his twenty-three years, “the surer I am
-that we make a fuss which is almost funny over
-death. We run after it all over the world, and then
-we grumble at it when it catches us up from behind.
-It’s an adventure, of course, but then—so is—shaving
-every morning. Compare death with—love,
-for instance.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He felt ashamed of this after he had said it, and
-tried to cover it with a little laugh which shook him,
-and changed into a yelp. After breathing hard for a
-little while he went on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We who have survived this ordeal have gained
-much more than we risked. I know that anything
-is worth a risk, the risk in itself is the gain, and to
-risk everything for nothing is a fine thing. Why
-otherwise do we climb Alps, or hunt the South Pole?
-In theory, I would run in front of an express train to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>save a mou. In theory I don’t mind what I pay for
-danger. That’s why I love the suffragette; she
-would risk her life for a little vote, and her honour
-for a bleak thing like independence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you love the suffragette?” asked Mrs. Rust,
-who was at heart a woman, although she believed herself
-to be a neutral intelligence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do, I do,” cried the gardener, suddenly and
-gloriously losing his pose of One Who Evolves a
-New Scale of Values—in other words, the pose of a
-Paradox. But his emotion awoke his nerves, and
-for a while, although the suffragette obsessed his imagination,
-pain obsessed the rest of the universe.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When Courtesy and the doctor came in, they found
-the gardener with a temperature well into three
-figures. So for some time Mrs. Rust was not allowed
-to see the patient.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By the time the gardener felt better, the earthquake,
-in the eyes of the townspeople of Union, had
-become not so much of a horror as a disaster, a thing
-possible to dilate upon and even to lie about. The
-homeless were beginning to look upon homelessness
-as a state to be passed through rather than the end
-of things, the bereaved were discovering little by
-little that life may arise from ashes, and that sackcloth
-may be cut quite becomingly. Those ghosts of
-dead hope who still searched among the ruins were
-looked upon as “poor things” rather than companions
-in sorrow. Young nigger ladies, dressed in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>pink and silver, flaunted their teeth and their petticoats
-around the firemen who worked desultorily at
-the little gaseous fires that broke out among the
-lamentable streets. The one church that remained
-standing was constantly full. (The picture palace
-had met the fate it perhaps deserved.) There is
-nothing in the world so saved as a saved nigger.
-And nothing so lost as a lost nigger. After an earthquake
-it always occurs to these light and child-like
-minds that it is safer to be saved. The horse has
-fled from the stable, but the door might as well be attended
-to, and the padlock of salvation is not expensive.
-Fervent men and women throng the pews,
-shouting hymns down the back of each other’s neck,
-and groaning away sins they do not realise, to the
-accompaniment of words they do not understand.
-Those who have lived together in innocent sin hurry
-to the altar for the ring, which, to these harmless
-transgressors, is as the fig-leaf apron of Eden, and
-heralds virtuous tragedy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When the gardener became well enough to resent
-being ill, he was allowed visitors, among whom was
-one, by name Dallas Tring, Esquire. This was a
-very honest man who, in spite of having an excellent
-heart, believed that he always told the truth at all
-costs. The only lie he permitted himself, however,
-was constantly on his lips. It was: “I take your
-meaning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was obviously unnatural to him to be enthusiastic.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>It is to most very honest people. He came into
-the gardener’s room like an actor emerging from
-stage fright on to the stage.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You saved my children from being crushed to
-death,” he said, and seized the gardener’s hands.
-“Thank you, thank you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, not at all,” murmured the gardener. “I
-pretty nearly crushed them to death myself. Have
-a whisky and soda.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This last is the Trinity Island retort to everything,
-its loophole, its conversational salvation. The
-average Englishman takes several weeks to acquire
-the habit in the real Island style, but the gardener was
-always more adaptable than most.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Privately he did feel unreasonably conceited about
-the rescue. He would have admitted that the impulse
-to gather Aitch and Zed beneath his prostrate
-form had been unconscious, but he considered that
-unconscious heroism proves heroism deeply ingrained.
-Nevertheless, the people who voice your conceit for
-you are only a little less trying than the people who
-relieve you of the duty of being humble. One must
-do these things for oneself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Dallas Tring was glad to have accomplished
-his duty, which was not spontaneous, but had been
-impressed upon him by his wife. Left to himself he
-would have said: “Say, that was good of you. I’d
-have been cut up if anything had happened to the
-kids.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>His wife not having warned him how to proceed,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>he began now to talk about the banana crops. It
-was only towards the end of the interview that he
-risked himself once more upon the quicksands of emotion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look here, you know, it’s altogether unspeakable—what
-I owe you. Those are the only children
-we have. Aitch is a fine boy, don’t you think?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Fine,” agreed the gardener, relieved to be allowed
-a loophole of escape from, “Not at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’re a fine boy yourself,” added Mr. Tring.
-“When you get well, will you come and help me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What to do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To start again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, yes,” replied the gardener. “I love starting
-again. What I never can do is to go on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After this the gardener, considered to be stronger,
-was allowed to see Mrs. Rust again. She was now
-but little better than a fretful echo of Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Some people seem born to walk alone, and others
-there are who are never seen without a group behind
-them. Courtesy was as far a leader of men as can
-be compatible with having no destination to lead
-them to. She never knew what it was to be without
-a “circle.” Acquaintances were as necessary to her
-as air, and she used them, as she used air, innocently
-for her own ends.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust never attained to the dignity either of
-being alone or the leader of a group, though she
-worshipped independence. She believed she had
-bought precedence of Courtesy for £200 a year.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>And on the occasion of this visit to the gardener,
-she believed that she was about to shock and surprise
-that wise young man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know what I have done?” she asked,
-when she had to some extent overcome the nervous
-cautiousness of behaviour impressed upon her by the
-absent Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do not,” said the gardener, whose gently irreverent
-manner towards her was his salvation in her
-eyes. “It’s sure to be something that any one else
-would be ashamed of doing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust bridled. “It was partly to annoy you
-that I did it,” she said. “Because you dared to
-advise me not to. I have sent my son Samuel a
-cheque, so as to launch his hotel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Rash woman,” protested the gardener. “If
-you knew your son Samuel as well as I do——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I know he is my son, so he cannot be altogether
-a fool.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener bent his thick threatening eyebrows
-upon her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know what else I have done?” she continued.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I tremble to think,” replied the invalid.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have advertised for your suffragette in the
-Union Paper. Courtesy said what a mercy it would
-be if she should have got safely away and wouldn’t
-come back, so I advertised, just to show that I disagreed.
-I never knew her name, so I described her
-appearance....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>“Her little size&nbsp;...” he said eagerly. “Her
-small and hollow eyes. Her darling-coloured hair
-that always blew forward along her cheeks....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, I didn’t put it like that,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She had such wonderful little hands,” said the
-gardener, upon whom a sick-bed had a softening, not
-to say maudlin effect. “You could see everything
-she thought in her hands. They were not very white,
-but pale brown. You might have mentioned them.
-But she is obviously mine. Nobody could overlook
-that. Nobody could overlook her at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“On the contrary,” said Mrs. Rust, “she is a
-perfectly insignificant-looking young woman. And I
-am sure that she would strongly resent your describing
-her as though she were a dog with your
-name on its collar. She had sensible views about
-women.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You have been intended to suppose all this time
-that the suffragette had succumbed to the earthquake,
-but as she is the heroine—though an unworthy one—of
-this book, I am sure you have not been deceived.
-Loth as I am to admit that a friend of mine should
-have been so near to such an experience without reaping
-the benefit of it, I am obliged by tiresome truth to
-confess that she was never aware of the earthquake
-as an earthquake at all.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was in the train when it happened, a little
-Christian the Pilgrim, making her way through many
-difficulties up to the Delectable Mountains. Far off
-they stood, defying the pale sea and the pale plains,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>shadowed mountains, each with its cool brow
-crowned by a halo of cloud.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The train service in Trinity Islands is not their
-chief attraction. First, second, and third class alike
-may watch the vivid country from the windows, otherwise
-there is no compensation for rich or poor.
-The price of a first-class fare is supposed to guarantee
-your fellow-passengers matching yourself as nearly
-as possible in complexion; it also entitles you to a
-deformed wicker chair in a compartment that a cow
-would appeal against in the Home Country. The
-wicker chair, unsettled by its migratory life, amuses
-itself by travelling drunkenly around the truck, unless
-you lash yourself to the door-handle with your
-pocket-handkerchief, or evolve some other ingenious
-device.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was always without inspirations in
-the cause of comfort. She was a petty ascetic, and
-never thought personal well-being worth the acquiring.
-Her body was an unfortunate detail attached
-to her; she resented its demands, and took but little
-more care if it than she did of the mustard-coloured
-portmanteau, another troublesome but indispensable
-part of her equipment. She put her body and the
-portmanteau each into a wicker chair in the train,
-and promptly forgot how uncomfortable they both
-were.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(There is much fascination in the big world, but I
-think the most wonderful thing in it is the passing of
-the little bubble worlds that blow and burst in many
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>colours around you and me every minute of our lives.
-In a ’bus or at a ball, in a crowd around a fallen
-horse, meeting for a moment as reader and writer
-of a book, or shoulder to shoulder in church singing
-to a God we all look at with different eyes, these
-things happen and will never happen exactly that way
-again. How I wondered at the cut of your moustache,
-O stranger, how I wondered at the colour of
-your tie.... But your little daughter with the thin
-straight legs and the thin straight hair pressed to your
-side, her glorying face filled with the light of novelty,
-and prayed that drive to heaven might never cease.
-And next to you was the girl who had just discovered
-the man by her side to be no saint, but a man. And
-he was trying by argument to recover his sanctitude.
-“But strite now, Mibel, I never dremp you’d tike it
-so ’ard. ’S only my bit of fun....” There was
-the man in khaki, next to me, born an idler, brought
-up a grocer’s assistant, and latterly shocked into becoming
-a hero.... There was the conductor, a
-man of twisted humour, chanting the words of his
-calling in various keys through the row of sixpences
-that he held between his lips, while the little bell at
-his belt tolled the knell of one ticket after another....
-A little oblong world glazed in, ready to my
-hand. But I got out at the Bank, and the world
-went on to Hammersmith Broadway.... These
-things are, and never shall be again. The finest
-thing about life is its lack of repetition. I hate to
-hear that history repeats itself. My comfort is that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>history is never word-perfect in so doing. Fate has
-always some new joke up her sleeve. Sometimes the
-joke is not funny, but certainly it is always new.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There were two Eves and an Adam in the world
-which evolved from chaos under the suffragette’s
-eyes, as the train moved out of Union station. Also
-a dog. We are never told about Adam’s dog, but I
-am sure that he had one, and that it wagged its tail at
-him as he awoke from being created, and snapped at
-the serpent, and did its best to propitiate the angel
-with the flaming sword.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Dogs seldom ignored the suffragette. As a race
-they have either more or less perspicacity than ourselves—you
-may look at it as you will—and they
-seldom concur with the public verdict of humanity on
-its own species. And in the suffragette a confiding
-dog was never disappointed, for she knew the exact
-spot where the starched buckram of one’s ear is sewn
-on to one’s skull, on which it is almost unbearably
-good to be scratched.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This dog was the sort whose name is always
-Scottie when he is owned by the unenterprising. He
-wore his forelegs so short and so bent that he looked
-as though he were continually posing as being thoroughbred.
-When he drew himself up to his full
-height, the under outline of his figure was about three
-inches from the ground. When at leisure he walked
-broadly and foursquare, as a table would walk, if
-endowed with life; when speeding up, he cantered
-diagonally—forefeet together—hindfeet together—no
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>one foot moving independently of its twin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The sort of conversation that this dog and the
-suffragette immediately began did not prevent the
-latter’s hearing the conversation that was woven by
-her fellow-passengers across the loom of the train’s
-roaring.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The fact that the dog’s name was really Scottie
-should give you a clue as to his mistress’s character.
-It was perhaps malicious of me to describe her as an
-Eve; that would have made her blush. For she was
-very fully clothed in blue serge. It is almost impossible
-for the average woman to conduct the business
-of life except in blue serge. We travel in blue serge
-(thin for the tropics, thick and satin-lined for our
-native climate), we sit at our desk in blue serge, we
-meet our Deity or our stockbroker in blue serge, in
-blue serge we raid the House of Commons. Perhaps
-the root of the feminist movement lies in blue
-serge. If I were defended by a crinoline, or rustled
-in satin or gingham or poplin, I might have been an
-exemplary spinster in my sphere to-day.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The other Eve, attired (for she was obviously
-cosmopolitan) in fawn tussore, occupied an undue
-fraction of the little universe. She was the sort of
-person whose bosom enters a room first, closely followed
-by her chin. Black eyes and a hooked Spanish
-nose led the rear not unworthily. She intended
-to be looked at, and she hoped to be recognised as a
-notorious novelist. For she was a momentary novelist
-with a contempt for yesterday and no concern at
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>all for to-morrow. A public of a hundred thousand
-housemaids was all she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>One of the virtues of men is that they are not intended
-for fancy portrayal. Why should one ever
-describe the outward surface of a man, unless he is
-the hero of one’s book, or unless one is engaged to
-marry him? The particular Adam in this compartment
-comes under neither of these headings. He is
-copiously reproduced all over the world, but clusters
-thickest in Piccadilly. Possibly you see him at his
-best very far away from Piccadilly. There is something
-that transfigures the commonplace in the fact
-of having kissed the very hem of the Empire’s wide-flung
-robe.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I say, Miss Brown, how’s Albert?” asked the
-young man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the other occupants of the little world seemed
-mutually familiar. It occurred to the suffragette that
-Fate always threw her with people who knew each
-other and did not know her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown, the Eve in blue serge, bridled. To
-all women so flawlessly brought up as Miss Brown,
-there exists a sort of electricity in the voice of man
-which sends a tremor across their manners, so to
-speak.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Albert, Mr. Wise, is still very weakly. I sometimes
-wonder whether I shall rear him. His mental
-activities, I am told, have outgrown his physical
-strength.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The young man fanned himself. And indeed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>mental activities sounded unsuited to the climate.
-The sun spilt square flames upon the floor through
-the window. The silhouette of the passing landscape
-scorched itself across the sky-line. Tattered
-bananas looked like crowds of creatures struck mad
-by a merciless sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The voice of the lady novelist seemed to reach the
-suffragette through a veil.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That child will make his mark. He has the
-most marvellous mental grasp....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Two hills to the northwest moved apart in the
-middle distance, like the curtains from a stage. And
-there was Union Town lying white beside her sea,
-white, but veiled by her green gardens. Port King
-George, on an attenuated isthmus, stretched its parallel
-form along to shield the mother coast from the
-Atlantic. Even from here you could see the white
-gleam of the ocean’s teeth, as they gnashed upon the
-reef. A spike of calm steel water lay between Union
-Town and her defending reef. The suffragette
-thought: “A skeleton in the grass with a sword beside
-it....” She also looked at the toy figure of
-the <em>Caribbeania</em>, so close to land as to be disguised as
-part of the island. Her two funnels mingled with
-the factory chimneys by the wharf.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But he is sure to have landed by now,” thought
-the suffragette. She felt unsentimentally interested
-in the fact. It was too hot to feel more.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I happened to mention the Book of Genesis,”
-said the lady novelist. “And Albert produced a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>most ingenious theory about the scientific explanation
-of the fable of creation. I wish I had such a nephew.
-What a marvellous link with the coming generation!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“On the other hand,” said Mr. Wise, “I happened
-to mention <em>Alice in Wonderland</em>, and he said it
-was out of date, and, as a dream, most improbable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am sorry he criticised the Bible in your hearing,”
-apologised Miss Brown. “I am afraid he has
-a tendency towards irreverence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish he had,” muttered Mr. Wise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Acres of sugar filed past the window. High
-waved the proud crests of it, all innocent of its mean
-latter end as a common comestible. The suffragette’s
-mind laboured under a rocking confusion of
-green tufted miles,—and somewhere on the outskirts
-of her thoughts, a little sallow Albert entrenched behind
-an enormous pair of spectacles.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A glorious child,” said the lady novelist, in her
-monopolising tones. “Simply glorious. Quite an
-experience to have met him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good copy, eh?” grinned Mr. Wise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Excellent. You know I collect copy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now the suffragette collected copy, but she did it
-without self-consciousness. There are several kinds
-of copy-collectors. Some of us squeeze our copy
-into little six-shilling novels, or hack it into so many
-columns for the benefit of an unfeeling press. Some
-of us live three-score years and ten, and then wake
-suddenly to find our copy-coffers full. Upon which
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>we become bores, and our relations hasten to engage
-a paid companion for us. But some of us carry our
-lives about with us sealed up in our holy of holies,
-and take pride in hiding the precious burden that we
-bear. Copy-collecting may become a religion; to the
-suffragette, who never put pen to paper for any one
-else’s benefit, and who never told an anecdote, this
-pursuit was the great consolation for a bleak life.
-At the gate of death, or on the step of Paradise, such
-a soul may be found filling its pockets with the gold
-of secret experience. I think the mania is most acute
-when no thought of eventual print intrudes. Its
-most encouraging characteristic to the lonely is the
-sense of irresponsibility it brings. After all I may
-go and turn cart-wheels down the Strand, I may murder
-you, or throw my last shilling into the Thames, I
-may go half-way to Hell, and if I miscalculate the distance
-and fall in—it’s all copy. To the lady novelist,
-however, copy was but a currency to spend.
-Every experience in her eyes formed a part of a
-printed page, surrounded by a halo of favourable reviews.
-She never wrote a letter without an eye on
-her posthumous biography, never met a notable individual
-without taking a mental note for the benefit of
-a future series of “Jottings about my Generation.”
-Both she and the suffragette kept diaries, but only the
-suffragette’s had a lock and key.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The engine was approaching the climax of its daily
-task. It faltered. Looking out of the window, Mr.
-Wise described its arrival at the foot of a pronounced
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>hill. The engine gazed up the perspective of its
-duty, and panted prophetically, as pants an uncle
-before a game of stump-cricket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This hill is always a surprise to the engine,” said
-Mr. Wise. “Every day it has two or three tries,
-and yet it never learns the knack.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette’s fingers tore at the arm of her
-chair. It was not only too hot to travel, it was also
-much too hot to cease to travel. She felt a crisis approaching.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Her window had stopped artistically opposite a
-little slice of distant world, carved out between the
-trunks of two great cotton trees. Union Town, perceptibly
-diminished since its last appearance, languished
-again around its bay. Against the white
-water you could see the cathedral and the factory
-chimneys, the spires of God and the spires of mammon.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, as she looked, saw the cathedral
-spire cock suddenly awry and bend over, like a finger
-in three joints.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The heat,” she thought. “I believe I’m dying.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Almost at once after that the train suffered a great
-spasm, as though yearning for the top of the hill.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She’s going to try again,” said Mr. Wise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette’s head cocked suddenly awry, she
-bent over in three joints like a finger, and slid off her
-chair in a faint.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A prostrated suffragette is a contradiction in terms.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>This one became a child, lying in ungraceful angles,
-in need of its mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“By Jove!” said Mr. Wise. Miss Brown, after
-lifting up her skirt carefully, knelt upon her petticoat.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>An ebony ticket-inspector rushed into the compartment.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ull right! Ull right!” he shouted. “Ull ovah!
-Nobuddy killed!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly not,” said Mr. Wise. “Why should
-they be? Only a faint.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Earthquake, sah, earthquake!” yelled the inspector.
-“Jes’ look at the steeple daown in
-taown!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was no steeple to look at.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My—what an eventful journey!” said the lady
-novelist.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor little thing,” said Miss Brown to the suffragette,
-in almost human tones. “Better now, better
-now?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette began to struggle a little. Even
-had she been in her grave, I think pity would have
-aroused a spark of militant protest in her bones.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tell her to make an effort,” said the lady novelist,
-who had never in her forty years been guilty of
-physical weakness. “Pretend not to notice her.
-Probably hysteria.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This well-worn accusation touches a familiar chord
-in the ear of any rebel. It opened one of the suffragette’s
-eyes. She had black eyebrows which suggested
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>that she might have fine eyes, but she had not.
-When her eyes were shut you only saw the hopeful
-suggestion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Come, come,” said Miss Brown, handing Mr.
-Wise’s brandy flask back to him, and becoming aware
-that her petticoat was bare to the gaze of an unmarried
-gentleman and a negro inspector. “Might I
-trouble you to lift the young lady on to a chair?” she
-added, as she rose.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Seven stone of political agitator takes but little
-time to move.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A most eventful journey,” said the lady novelist.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown, now decently seated on a chair,
-stroked the suffragette’s hand. “Are you going to
-friends, my child?” she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, enemies, I expect,” said the suffragette
-drearily.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Where?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You must know where you are going,” said the
-novelist severely.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Booked to Greyville,” said the inspector, who
-had picked up her ticket, and was thoughtfully clipping
-it all over.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know any one in Greyville?” asked Miss
-Brown.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Were you going to an hotel?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I suppose so.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_163'>163</span>Some kind deeds are so obvious that they are impossible
-to escape.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Albert can move into the back room,” said Miss
-Brown.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And the train, as if relieved to have this affair settled,
-moved on up the hill.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By the time the chapel bell, which Island engines
-always wear, had begun to sound its warning to the
-pigs upon the line at Greyville Junction, the suffragette’s
-independence was a thing dissolved. Her
-protests had no weight. Constitutionally she was
-unable to be politely firm. She must either be militant
-or acquiescent; she knew not the half measures
-of civilisation. And it was impossible to be militant
-in the face of Miss Brown’s impersonal sense of duty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If only she had been a more interesting person
-this might have been like the beginning of a novel,”
-murmured the lady novelist to Mr. Wise. That
-young man, who was wearing the sheepish look
-peculiar to the Englishman in the presence of matters
-which he considers to be feminine, shrugged his
-shoulders.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At Greyville station Miss Brown emerged like an
-empress from incognito. A black coachman, with
-so generous an expanse of teeth that you suspected
-them of being the only line of defence between you
-and the inner privacies of his brain, was on the platform.
-He seemed torn between acquired awe of
-Miss Brown, and an innate desire to conduct the welcome
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_164'>164</span>heartily. The station-master bowed. The
-porter chirruped to Scottie.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“New visitor, missis?” gasped the coachman,
-looking at the suffragette. He had taken some time
-to assimilate the visitorship of the lady novelist.
-His mind was being educated at too great a speed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Gorgeous fellow,” said the lady novelist, who
-considered all black people gorgeous because they
-were not white. The conversation of John the
-coachman had already filled two note-books, though
-he had never said anything original in his life.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is so much superfluous sunshine in Trinity
-Islands that splashes of it have been lavished upon
-all sorts of unnecessary details, the lizards, and the
-birds, and the self-conscious orchids roosting in the
-trees. Some of it has even been rolled into the
-roads, making them white and merry and irresponsible.
-The buggy horses feel the tingle of it, for
-they seldom walk; although the Creator specialised
-in hills on Trinity Island.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Down from some lofty market came the peasant
-women; their children, their donkeys, their tawdry
-clothes, trappings and merchandise, soaked with sun.
-Fantastic in outline, fairies of a midsummer day’s
-dream, the little donkeys capered on spindle legs,
-bestridden by wide panniers, and by the peasant
-women, riding defiantly like brigands, with bandanas
-round their heads, and sun-coloured draperies.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is curious that fashion has not yet decreed a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>mania for dyeing one’s complexion mahogany, that
-one might wear flame-colour with impunity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The buggy scattered the marketers. The Island
-horse, a plebeian creature of humble stature, seldom
-meets with the luxury of feeling superior. But the
-Island donkey is nothing but a door-mat on four legs,
-clogged red with the hectic mud of its mother land.
-A cheap-jack’s pony would feel a prince beside it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mr. Wise, who had been met at the station by a
-very small brown boy with a very tall brown horse,
-had cantered away in another direction, with a message
-of greeting to Albert, the sincerity of which
-Miss Brown had possibly overrated.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A bungalow crouched behind a copper-coloured
-hedge upon the sky-line. Two cotton trees surveyed
-it, one on each side. A drive of the violently ambitious
-kind shot at an impossible angle up to its door-step.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That is Park View, my home,” said Miss Brown.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course, as your dog’s name is Scottie,” murmured
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown looked surprised. The poor suffragette’s
-attempts at polite interchange of fatuities
-never seemed to meet with the usual fate of such
-efforts. Her trivialities somehow always fell upon
-silence; if she ventured on the throwing of a light
-bridge over a gap in the conversation, it seemed to
-snap communication instead of furthering it. She
-was, of course, unlucky, but she was also, it must be
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>admitted, too earnest in intention for petty intercourse.
-She tried too hard.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The buggy, commending its springs to the mercy
-of Providence, charged the drive of Park View.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the door-step, carefully posed, Albert was reading
-a very large book. He started laboriously as
-the buggy approached, and placed the book under
-his arm, taking care that the title should be visible.
-An emaciated child, with manners too old, and
-clothes too young, for his years.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have dot bissed you at all, Ah-Bargaret,” said
-Miss Brown’s genial nephew. “I have been too
-idterested id by dew book od Chebistry. I ab quite
-sorry you have cob back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Chemistry,” retailed Miss Brown to the lady
-novelist. “A child of ten. And—did you notice,
-he was so deep in his book, he got quite a start
-when we arrived.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Albert, at Park View, met with that appreciation
-of his poses which we all hope to meet in heaven.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Albert, you are to move into the back room,”
-said Miss Brown.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why?” asked Albert.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To make room for this lady.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Priceless child,” said the lady novelist in brackets.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because she needs somewhere to rest,” said Miss
-Brown in a voice of tentative reproof.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But so do I.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I had better move into the back room myself,
-then,” sighed his aunt.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>The suffragette began those hopeless protests
-which make the burden of an obligation so heavy.
-It is so very much easier as well as more blessed to
-give than to receive, that the wonder is that generosity
-should retain the name of a virtue. Up to a
-certain point we are all altruists, because it is too
-much trouble to be otherwise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Albert, who, having gained his point, was once
-more comparatively genial, prepared to bring the suffragette
-to his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I expect you are wudderig what is the dabe of
-the book I ab readig,” he suggested to her as she
-stepped shakily from the buggy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, I was not,” she replied gently. “I’m
-afraid science bores me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wha-t a lot you biss,” observed the child.
-“You probably spedd your precious time id dancig,
-ad dressig yourself up, ad bakig berry. How buch
-better——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Albert,” said his aunt, “this lady is tired and
-waiting to pass.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but I ab speaking to her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette smiled at him, and gave him her
-portmanteau to carry.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The earthquake at Union Town had shot the most
-lurid rumours into Greyville. All the Park View
-servants had suddenly gone to church. The whole
-village was enjoying an impromptu half-holiday.
-The triangular village green, which held Greyville
-together and formed the pedestal of the Court-house,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>echoed with news at every stage of exaggeration.
-One of the mildest rumours was that Union Town
-had fallen into the sea. It was said on the highest
-authority that the Devil had run along the streets,
-throwing flames right and left. No actual news arrived,
-the sources of news being wrecked, but
-towards evening all the Americans whose cars had
-survived the ordeal suddenly invaded the hills, suffering
-from nerves and a lack of luggage.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown says she does not believe in doing a
-thing unless you do it thoroughly. She says this as
-if it had never been said before; she propounds it as
-one propounds a revolutionary theory. But unlike
-most theory makers, she always translates such boasts
-into action. She performed the feat of keeping a
-militant suffragette in bed for the rest of that day.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette lay and imagined the gardener and
-the earthquake at different stages of contact. She
-thought of him fighting to get out of a falling house,
-and her eyes shone. She thought of him with his
-head bound up, and wriggled where she lay. She
-thought of him unhurt, walking with his usual gait
-as though he were marching to a band, and this
-thought left her neutral. She never thought of him
-dead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She never believed in death either as a punishment
-or a reward. She had either lost the art of faith, or
-else she had never found it. She pictured death as
-a blink of the eyes, as an altering of the facet turned
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>towards life, never as a miracle. She was the only
-person I ever knew who honestly looked on death as
-unworthy of contemplation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of course if a friend steps round a corner, you lose
-sight of that friend. But you must get used to the
-windings of the road. If you are a suffragette, you
-have to be your own friend. You must not stretch
-out your hands to find the hands of another; you
-must keep them clenched by your side. On the other
-hand, even a suffragette is human—(I daresay you
-have doubted this)—and my suffragette was only
-a little less human than you or I. The fact must
-stand, therefore, that when she thought of the gardener
-in pain, she forgot to clench her fists.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It may still be a mystery to you why the suffragette
-should expend ingenuity in running away from her
-only friend.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>If you are a rebel of thorough nature, you believe
-that your cause is such a good cause that no supporter
-can be worthy of it. And, in the effort to reach
-worth, you may possibly arrive, step by step, at the
-Theory of the Hair Shirt, to which my suffragette
-had attained. For in throwing her little weight on
-the side of the best cause she could see, she cowed:
-“All my life long to discard everything superfluously
-comfortable or easy. To despise peace, and to love
-loneliness....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This is the texture of the Hair Shirt worn beneath
-the armour of a rebel. You may call it hysteria.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>And perhaps you are perfectly right. But perhaps
-there are even better things than being perfectly
-right.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The night on the Island falls as abruptly as though
-he who manages the curtain had let go the string by
-mistake.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With the night came a trayful of supper for the
-suffragette, and with the supper came Albert, not of
-course in the useful rôle of supper purveyor, but only
-as an ornament.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This earthquake id Udiod Towd seebs to have
-beed quite a catastrophe.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Quite,” agreed the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I caddot picture ad earthquake,” continued
-Albert. “I suppose doboddy cad picture such ad
-urheard-of disaster.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can,” said the suffragette. “I expect my picture
-is all wrong, but it’s certainly there. I see it red
-and grey, which is the most vicious discord I know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Red ad grey?” repeated Albert. “Why red
-ad grey? What for idstadce is red, ad what grey?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why,” said the suffragette rather lamely, “I
-suppose the quaking is red, and the pain grey.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You seeb to be talking dodsedse,” said Albert,
-with creditable toleration. “I expect the flabes are
-red, ad the sboke grey. However, go od with your
-picture.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think the world would suddenly give a lurch
-to one side, and you would wonder what had happened,
-and why you felt so sick. Before you realised
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span>anything else you would notice a sort of dazzle of
-chalk-white faces all round you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The people are dearly all degroes id Udiod
-Towd.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then you would understand, but still you
-wouldn’t believe that this thing was really happening
-to you. You would see the houses curtsey sideways
-in a leaping dust, and a house front, with its windows,
-all complete, would shoot across the street with an
-unbearable roar, pricked by cracking noises....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why would it dot fall od you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because things don’t. And there would be a
-great chord of screams. And men running a few
-yards this way or that, and then back again, yelping,
-with lighted pipes still in their mouths....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What ad ugly picture. How cad you see it all
-so clearly?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have been thinking all day—of a friend of
-mine, who must have seen it. I don’t expect an
-earthquake is a pretty thing, although there is something
-beautiful about any curious happening.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I doad’t agree with you,” said Albert. “There
-are oadly a few beautiful thigs. Roses&nbsp;... ad
-sudsets&nbsp;... ad love....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Really, Albert,” protested the suffragette, “what
-do you know about love?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, if it cobs to that—what do you dow about
-earthquakes? I cad picture love, easily. A bad,
-kissing a girl, udder a cocoadut palb....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense,” exclaimed the suffragette, bounding
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>so violently in her bed as to cause a serious storm in
-her soup. “Kissing’s not love. Everything that
-was ever said or written about kissing, I think, must
-have been said or written by a man. It’s only another
-of their tyrannies, to which, for the sake of
-love, women have had to submit.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You sowd like a suffragette whed you talk like
-that,” mocked Albert.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No wonder,” she replied. “I am one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Albert looked shocked to find himself in the presence
-of such a monstrosity. He went at once to
-warn his aunt. And she replied: “It doesn’t matter,
-Albert dear, she’s only staying a few days, till she
-is well enough to make other plans.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, left to her cooling soup, reviewed
-her theories and her practice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What’s the good of being hard?” she asked
-herself, “if you are not hard enough? Either you
-are harder than the world and can bruise it, or the
-world is harder than you and bruises you. There
-is no point in just having a hard crust. As well be
-dough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the middle of the night there was a loud wail
-from Albert’s room. The suffragette, whose room
-adjoined his, was the first on the spot.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I seeb to have a bad paid,” cried Albert, who was
-always cautious in his statements, “id the heart. It
-feels like cadcer, I thigk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t think so,” said the suffragette. “Perhaps
-you are only in love.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>She went and knocked on Miss Brown’s door.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I doad’t wadt Ah-Bargaret,” said Albert, as
-his aunt came in. “I should hate to die lookig at
-Ah-Bargaret. I ab sure I ab going to die.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We’ll see that you don’t,” said the suffragette, as
-she began to rub his side, his poor little ribs, furrowed
-like a ploughed field.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you are an invalid yourself,” objected Miss
-Brown jealously. “You had better go back to bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Doh, she is dot ad idvalid, she’s a suffragette,”
-whined Albert. “I doad’t wish her to go back to
-bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Even Albert, with his wide range of scientific ways
-of being inconvenient, could scarcely have chosen a
-more impossible moment for an illness. Next day it
-became apparent that every doctor on the Island who
-had survived the disaster had plunged into the whirlpool
-of its after effects. Nursing on the Island is in
-a rudimentary stage at all times, but what nurses existed
-were not to be dragged now from Union Town.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The lady novelist said: “I know I must appear
-heartless, dear Margaret, not to be helping to nurse
-him, but the sight of suffering gives me such acute
-pain.... It’s not heartlessness, you see, it’s that
-my heart is too tender.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish she would go to an hotel then,” said the
-harassed Miss Brown to the suffragette. “She
-wants her meals so good and so regular, and I seem
-to hate the sight of food just now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was against the suffragette’s principles to hope
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>anything so desirable without translating her hope
-into action. It was also beyond her powers to be
-diplomatic.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think you had better go to the hotel,” she said
-militantly to the lady novelist. “You would be better
-fed there, and we should be more comfortable
-alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In that case perhaps I had better, not being welcome
-in my friend’s house,” replied the novelist. “I
-was going to suggest it myself, as the sound of that
-priceless child’s cries wrings my heart.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette therefore gained her point at the
-expense of tact, which, as future historians will note,
-is a characteristic of suffragettes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Albert’s temperament was not that of the Spartan.
-He never ceased to cry for a week. As for the pain,
-it was as if the god—whoever he may be—who
-likes little children to suffer, sat beside him, and with
-a blunt shears sliced off the top of each breath.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c005'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in4'>There is a sword, a fatal blade,</div>
- <div class='line'>Unthwarted, subtle as the air,</div>
- <div class='line'>And I could meet it unafraid</div>
- <div class='line'>If I might only meet it fair.</div>
- <div class='line'>But how I wonder why the smith</div>
- <div class='line'>Who wrought that steel of subtle grain</div>
- <div class='line'>Should also be contented with</div>
- <div class='line'>So blunt and mean a thing as pain....</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c010'>Albert clung to the suffragette, the straw in his sea
-of troubles. His constant wail rose an octave if she
-ventured from the room.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>The only holiday she had during that first week
-was half an hour on the second evening of the ordeal,
-half an hour spent in carrying the lady novelist’s
-majestic suit-case to the hotel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>John the coachman could not do it, as the road to
-the hotel was infested with “duppies” after dark.
-The probability of meeting a “rolling calf” with a
-human head and green eyes, or the duppy of some
-regrettable ancestor, robbed even a tip of its splendour.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The carrying of the suit-case was a physical impossibility
-to one of the suffragette’s lack of muscle.
-But to her impossibility was only an additional
-“Anti” to fight, a rather worthier enemy than the
-rest. She believed in the power of the thought over
-the deed, that was her religion, and one is tempted to
-wonder whether any more complex belief is needed.
-Has it ever been proved that the human will, if reverently
-approached, is not omnipotent?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At any rate the suit-case, borne by a thing that
-looked like the suffragette, but was in reality a super-suffragette
-created for the occasion, travelled to the
-hotel, unmolested by duppies, but followed by a literary
-lady poisoned by injured pride.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the hotel were many Americans who said, “I
-guess” and “Bully” and “I should worry,” and all
-the things that make a second-rate copy collector
-swell with copy and feel exquisitely cosmopolitan.
-This collector’s diary began to overflow to three or
-four foolscap sheets a day, closely covered with dialogues
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span>on trivial subjects by very ordinary American
-husbands and fathers; all Americanisms underlined
-and spattered with liberal exclamation marks.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At the end of the second week of the lady novelist’s
-stay at the hotel arrived a millionaire, who immediately
-became the gem of the collection. He
-was exactly modelled on the stock millionaire to be
-met with in the pages of the comic papers. He was
-lean, self-made, and marvellously dressed; he wore
-eyeglasses and a little stitched-linen hat tilted over
-them. Also the beard of a goat. At the very outset
-he expressed himself, “Vurry happy to meet you,
-madam, always happy to meet any of our neighbours
-from across the duck-pond.” It was almost too good
-to be true. The novelist followed him about, so to
-speak, with fountain pen poised.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>His conversation was almost entirely financial.
-Neither the lady novelist nor I understand such matters
-well enough to write them down, but only I am
-wise enough not to try.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you mind if I say you are a treasure?” asked
-the lady novelist, after listening for an hour to a dissertation
-on Wall Street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not at all, ma’am,” replied the millionaire politely,
-and drew breath to continue his discourse.
-But he rewarded her by descending to the level of
-her intelligence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Say, talking of money, I guess there’ve been
-more fine opportunities lorst in Union Town this
-last fortnight, than ever I missed since I commenced
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>collecting the dollars. Would you believe me—there’s
-a fellow, by name Dallas Tring, who’s inherited
-the only flour dee-pot in Union Town. Uncle’s
-orfice crumpled in on Uncle during the quake,
-and left Tring his fill of dollars right there for the
-picking up, so to speak. Union Town wants flour
-at this crisis, and if it was mine I’d say that Union
-Town, or the British Government, had darn well
-got to pay for it. We don’t calc’late in hearts, this
-side of heaven, but in hard dollars. Philanthropy’s
-a fool-game.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are simply priceless,” said the lady novelist.
-“Please go on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m going right on, ma’am,” said the treasure.
-“Would you believe me, this Tring e-volves a system
-(save the mark) by which he gives away this
-flour—gives it away, mind you, gratis, free, for
-nothing, with a kiss thrown in if required, to any
-nigger cute enough to rub his little tummy and say
-he’s feeling empty. You may reckon I just couldn’t
-quit Union Town without a call to see if the man was
-an imbecile or what. I found a young cub with a
-curly smile playing around in the orfice. Say, what
-do you suppose he answered me when I told him
-‘Good-morning, and what’s this sentimental money-chucking,
-anyway?’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am dying to know,” said the lady novelist.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Said it was the foyrst time he’d ever been led
-to think there might be something in sentiment after
-all. I was fair rattled.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>The young cub with the curly smile, as you may,
-with your customary astuteness, have guessed, was
-the gardener. He had assumed the pose of philanthropist,
-which, when conducted at some one else’s
-expense, is one of the most delightful poses conceivable.
-The pleasure to be found in helping the dirty
-destitute seems to need an explanation beyond the
-plea of altruism. There is a real charm in domineering
-to good purpose. To say unto one man Go
-and he goeth, and to another Come and he cometh,
-is at all times pleasant, but when such a luxury as
-autocracy becomes a virtue, there are few who disregard
-its glamour.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s broken leg recovered as quickly
-as any leg could have done. He had an enthusiastic
-and healthy attitude towards suffering and illness,
-an attitude which he took instinctively, and which
-mental scientists and faith-healers try to produce artificially.
-He was always serenely convinced that
-he would be better next day. He lived in a state
-of secret disappointment in to-day’s progress, and
-unforced confidence in to-morrow’s. He might be
-described as a discontented optimist; though often
-convinced that the worst had happened, he was always
-sure that the best was going to happen. Conversely,
-of course, you can be a contented pessimist,
-happy in to-day, but entirely distrustful of to-morrow.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To the gardener’s methods may perhaps be ascribed
-the fact that in a fortnight he was able with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>the help of a stick, and with the encouragement of
-Aitch and Zed, to walk about his room. His first
-excursion was to the window.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The houses opposite had fallen in on their own
-foundations. One complete wall was standing
-starkly amid the mass. Portraits of the King and
-Queen and a text or two still clung to their positions
-against the stained and florid wall-paper.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you see that house that you just can’t see,
-the other side of that wall?” asked Aitch.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, I see,” said the gardener. “I mean I just
-can’t see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s where dead Uncle Jonathan lives,” said
-Aitch. “He’s left Father the flour in his will.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How good of him. I hope it was a pretty one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Father said, ‘There’s a fortune there.’ And
-Mother said, ‘Oh, Dally, it’s as if it was left in
-trust for poor Union Town.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When the gardener next met Mr. Tring, he discovered
-how entirely sufficient for two are the opinions
-of one.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course I’m awfully lucky, in a way,” said
-Mr. Tring. “It’s a big inheritance, and hardly
-damaged at all by the earthquake. But at present,
-of course, it’s all responsibility and no returns. I
-feel as if it’s sort of left me in trust for Union
-Town.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s one way of looking at it,” said Courtesy—surely
-the least witty comment ever invented.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t agree with you at all,” said Mrs. Rust,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>who now made this remark mechanically in any pause
-in the conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You consider that Mr. Tring should pile up a
-big bill against the British Government?” suggested
-the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I consider
-the niggers can eat—mangoes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I sometimes wonder,” said the gardener,
-“whether one has a duty to oneself. One feels as
-if one has, but I always—in theory—distrust a
-duty that pays.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly one has a duty to oneself,” said Courtesy.
-“Duty begins at home. That’s in the Bible,
-isn’t it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Most of the texts tell you your only duty is to
-the man next door,” said Mr. Tring, blushing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I entirely disagree with you,” said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Soon after this discussion Mr. Tring, inspired by
-his wife, produced a plan for the benefit of the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When this business is over we shall—I mean
-I shall be a rich man and a busy man. I need somebody
-young around. I’d like fine to buy your youth
-(his wife’s words). What about being my secretary
-for the present? It might give you a start in
-Island business.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is not a time for paid work,” said the
-gardener, “with half the money on the Island gone
-to dust.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I take your meaning,” said Mr. Tring. “But
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>in my opinion the time’s all right. Good work’s
-good work, whether it’s honorary or not. I never
-liked the idea that there’s something heroic in refusing
-money, making out that there’s something
-mean in accepting it. If you help you help, and the
-help’s none the worse if it makes you self-supporting.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The word “self-supporting” was a sharp and accusing
-word to the gardener. Most of us privately
-possess certain words that search out the tender parts
-in our spiritual anatomy. The words “absolute
-impossibility,” for instance, angered the suffragette
-to militant protest; the mention of “narrow-mindedness”
-ruffled the priest’s sensibilities; as for me, the
-expression “physical disability” hurts me like a
-knife. It may or may not be out of place to add
-that the effect on Courtesy—that practical girl—of
-an allusion to “banana fritters” was to make her
-feel sick. You may know people better by their
-weaknesses than by their strength.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The word self-supporting, therefore, goaded the
-gardener into accepting Mr. Tring’s offer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>His stock of poses, though very wide in range,
-had not as yet extended as far as practical business,
-in black and white, hours ten to five daily. He had—I
-report it with disgust—a contempt for the pen
-as a business implement. He was himself an artist
-without expression, a poet caged; a musician in desire,
-he suffered from a mute worship of all art.
-And he believed that the pen was as sacred an instrument
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>as the violin, or the palette. To make
-money by the pen in business was equal to fiddling
-on a kerb-stone, or designing picture post cards.
-These theories are pose-theories, of course, and untenable
-by the practical man. But some of the gardener’s
-poses had crystallised into belief. He was,
-as you may have noticed, anything but a practical
-man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps,” said Mr. Tring, “you might be what
-my wife calls an ‘out-of-doors secretary.’ I have
-been officially asked to organise the distributing of
-the flour. Enquiries will have to be made. The
-niggers are awfully sly, you know; you’d have
-thought they’d be too silly to be sly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have noticed that the silly seem to be protected
-by Providence. Slyness seems to be given as a sort
-of compensation. Otherwise, of course, we should
-stamp out the silly, and a lot of valuable human
-curiosities would become extinct.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I take your meaning,” said Mr. Tring. “That
-being so, if we found you a horse to ride about on,
-would you undertake the notification and examination
-of the necessitous cases, the pruning away—as
-my wife would say—of the dishonest applicants.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am a gardener,” said the gardener. “I love
-interfering with nature. Mr. Tring, you are a most
-excellent friend to me. Thank you seems too little
-a word.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There are only a few people to be met with who
-can do justice to such a thankless task as the expression
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>of thanks. Man under an obligation is always
-convinced that the conventional words are not
-enough, and tries to improve on them. This must
-always be a failure, however, as improving on convention
-is a work that only genius can undertake
-with success.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A horse was found for the gardener. He was
-what might be called an anxious rider, and Courtesy,
-after watching his first equestrian exhibition, went
-to some trouble to find him an elderly mare of sober
-propensities. Mounted upon this excellent creature,
-the gardener one morning threaded the little passes
-that had been made in and out of the crags of ruined
-Union Town. It was early. The Olympians had
-not yet begun to compound that horrible broth of
-sun and steam and dust which they brew daily upon
-the plains of the Island. The sun’s eyes had not yet
-opened even on the most ambitious of the hills, but
-the sky was awake, and so clear that you might have
-thought you were looking through crystal at a blue
-Zion. The dew was laughing in the crushed gardens.
-Grey lizards with a purple bloom on them
-jumped from ruin to ruin over chasms of ruin. A
-humming-bird, looking as though its tail and beak
-had been added hurriedly out of the wrong box,
-stood in the air glaring into the open eye of a passion
-flower. The air was shining cool. The songs
-of the birds were like little fountains of cold water.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is always a pessimistic gloom about the
-woods of the Island. The cotton tree, with its ashen
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>blasted trunk, looks as if it had known a bitter past.
-Logwood gives the impression of firewood left
-standing by mistake. And the cocoanut palms, which
-are unstable souls, lean this way and that, as though
-glancing over their shoulders for their enemy the
-wind, against whom they have no defence. Only
-the great creepers throw cables of hope from tree to
-tree, and the orchids nestle blood-red against the colourless
-hearts of the cotton trees.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The huts for the homeless had been built in a
-wide clearing in the woods, only divided from the
-sea by the road, a belt of palms, and a frill of sand
-so white that the word white sounded dirty as you
-looked at it. The rocks leant out of opal water
-into pearl air. A pensive pelican, resting its double
-chin upon its breast, stood waiting on a low rock.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener dismounted with great care. A
-person of three summers or so came to watch him
-do it. The only thing she wore that nature had not
-from the first provided her with was a hair-ribbon.
-Her head looked like a phrenologist’s chart. It
-was mapped out in squares by multiplied partings
-at right angles to each other. From every square
-plot of wool sprang a rigid plait of perhaps one
-inch in length. On the highest plait was a scarlet
-hair-ribbon. The effect was not really beautiful,
-but suggested a beautiful maternal patience. The
-person thus decorated was gnawing a piece of bread.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That bread,” thought the gardener, who in
-flashes posed as Sherlock Holmes, “must have been
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>made with flour. That flour probably came from
-Tring’s. Where did you get that bit of bread,
-Miss?” he added.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The person, determined not to appear to overlook
-a joke for want of an effort, gave a high fat
-chuckle, and danced the opening steps of a natural
-tango. The gardener, unwilling to shatter the illusion
-of his own humour, did not repeat the question.
-He gave the elderly mare in charge of not more than
-a dozen little boys. It was an insult to the mare,
-a creature with a deep sense of responsibility, who
-could much more reasonably have taken charge of
-the little boys.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Dat Mrs. Morra’s pickney,” said one of the
-older boys, with a polite desire to effect an introduction
-between the gardener and the dancing person.
-On hearing herself thus described, Mrs. Morra’s
-pickney at once led the way at great speed to Mrs.
-Morra. Now Mrs. Morra’s was the first name on
-the gardener’s list of applications.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was discovered outside the door of her hut,
-submitting the head of an elder daughter to that
-process of which the coiffure of the younger was a
-finished example. The conversation was punctured
-by wails from the victim. Wool does not adapt itself
-to painless combing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good morning, Mrs. Morra,” said the gardener,
-with his confiding smile. Mrs. Morra
-screamed with amusement.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hear the earthquake knocked down your home
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>and didn’t leave you anything to live on. You asked
-for some of the free bread, didn’t you? The police
-gave us your name.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“P’leece?” questioned Mrs. Morra, who seemed
-amused by the mention of her necessity. “Whe’
-dat, please?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The police—the big man in blue,” said the gardener,
-before he remembered that on the Island the
-police was always a little man in white.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“P’leece?” persisted Mrs. Morra.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The policeman—the law,” said the gardener
-desperately.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Every nigger is familiar with the law. Going to
-law is a vice that on the Island takes the place of
-drink. The nigger’s idea of heaven is a vast courthouse,
-with the Almighty sitting at a desk awarding
-him damages and costs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, de law—de polizman, please sah,” said
-Mrs. Morra.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Right. Now how did your little girl get this
-bread?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Beg a quattie from a lady, please,” said the
-mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but where did she buy the bread when she
-had the quattie. Bread is free now, you can’t buy
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Bought it fim Daddy Hamilton, please, old man
-who live alone by himself across opposite. But he
-ha’n’t got no more, please!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll go and see Daddy Hamilton,” said the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>gardener. “How many children have you got, Mrs.
-Morra?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Please?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How many children?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Please?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How many pickneys?” said the gardener, inspired.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Pickneys please thank you,” said Mrs. Morra.
-“I got Dacia Maree Blanche Rosabel Benjum Teodor
-Lionel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Seven,” panted the gardener, who had kept careful
-count.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Tree, please sah,” corrected the lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Me Dacia Maree,” explained the victim of maternal
-pride.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you a husband?” continued the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“O la, no please sah.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A widow?” he suggested.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Morra shrieked with laughter.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nebber had no man mo’ dan tree monts,” she
-said. “Dacia Maree’s fader—he on’y stop a
-week. Benjum’s dad bin in gaol two yahs.
-Blanche Rosabel—her fader was a brown man, her
-grand-dad was a buckra.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener blushed into his notebook.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The police had certified that the family’s means of
-subsistence had been swept away by the earthquake,
-and the gardener, by one glance into an unsavoury
-hut, satisfied himself that no luxuries had been
-saved from the wreck. He therefore noted the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>case as needy, and asked his way to Daddy Hamilton.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This gentleman, seated upon an upturned bucket,
-was studying a hymn-book through a pair of horn-rimmed
-spectacles.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“God bless you, sah,” he said in the loud unmistakable
-voice of a joyous Christian.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener thanked him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I see, Mr. Hamilton, that you told the police you
-had two married daughters whose husbands had been
-killed by the earthquake, and seven grandchildren
-dependent on you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yessah. De Lawd giveth, an’ de Lawd taketh
-away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly. And you had an emergency grant of
-several loaves of bread on Monday.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Praise be to God, sah, I did. De Lawd
-giveth——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“On the contrary, in this case it was Mr. Tring
-that gave. Now, are either of your married daughters
-or any of your grandchildren at home?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, sah. Dey all gone to chapel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Really? Now there seems to be an idea among
-your neighbours that you live by yourself. How is
-it they have never noticed your two daughters and
-seven grandchildren?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Dunno, sah. Deir eyes dey hab closed, lest at
-any time dey should see wid deir eyes, and hear wid
-deir ears——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do the whole ten of you sleep in that little hut?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>“No, sah, I sleep on de graound aoutside. Foxes
-hab holes——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now, Mr. Hamilton, can you look me in the
-face and tell me that the bread that was given you
-was really eaten by yourself, and two daughters, and
-seven grandchildren?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, sah. To tell you de troot, sah, dey wasn’t
-ezackly blood-grandchildren. All men are brudders,
-we are told, sah, and derefore grandchildren, an’
-daughters, an’ nieces too, sah. All de pickneys call
-me Daddy Hamilton. Suffer de little children to
-come unto me, saith de Lawd, so I suffer dem
-gladly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but do you ever charge anything for suffering
-them? Have you ever sold any of the bread
-that was given you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, sah, a man mus’ live.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but the bread was given you to live on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, sah, money is better dan bread. You ask
-for bread and dey give you a stone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not in this case. The bread was excellent.
-Do you know, Mr. Hamilton, I believe you are
-liable to be prosecuted for obtaining Mr. Tring’s
-gift under false pretences.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, sah, not false. I am a faitful sojer in de
-Lawd’s army, sah, faitful an’ joyful. Old Joybells
-dey call me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Still, this time I’m afraid you stepped aside.
-I will ask Mr. Tring what he would like done
-about it. At any rate, you won’t get any more
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>bread given you for the present. I’ll see to that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“God bless you, sah. De Lawd giveth, an’ de
-Lawd taketh away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>All novelties are interesting to One Who is Seeing
-Life, but novelty is unfortunately an elusive
-phantom to pursue. After a fortnight spent in inquiry,
-the gardener began to feel his heart sink at
-the mention of flour. He suffered from the gift of
-enthusiasm, in place of the gift of interest, and enthusiasm
-is like the seed that fell upon stony ground,
-the suns of monotony scorch it quickly. To do the
-gardener justice, it must be admitted that there was
-very little left to do. Union Town was not very
-long in adjusting itself to the emergency. Nigger
-huts are quickly built, and even the villas of the
-coffee-coloured aristocracy, the most serious sufferers
-from the disaster, are not the work of ages. The
-Post Office continued to lie upon its face in the High
-Street, but the bare feet of the people soon trod a
-path around it. Government House remained huddled
-in a heap upon its own cellars, but Governors,
-after all, are not human, and it makes but little difference
-to the population to hear of its viceroy sleeping
-under canvas.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the gardener’s mind, during the past fortnight,
-the suffragette had had Union Town as a serious
-rival. His vanity was a little hurt by her continued
-lack of appreciation of a great man. He would
-have liked, while still on crutches, to have met her
-searching among the ruins for him. So for a little
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>while he posed as being in love with his work. But
-when Union Town began to retire into the background,
-the suffragette stepped forward into insistent
-prominence. She triumphed finally one night in
-the verandah of the St. Maurice Hotel, after dinner.
-It was a night without a flaw, every star spoke the
-right word, and the moon was a poem unspeakable.
-Fireflies starred the garden.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c005'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line in4'>The stars and fireflies dance in rings,</div>
- <div class='line'>The fireflies set my heart alight,</div>
- <div class='line'>Like fingers, writing magic things</div>
- <div class='line'>In flame upon the wall of night.</div>
- <div class='line'>There is high meaning in the skies</div>
- <div class='line'>(The stars and fireflies—high and low),</div>
- <div class='line'>And all the spangled world is wise</div>
- <div class='line'>With knowledge that I almost know&nbsp;...</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll have to return to the search,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What for?” asked Courtesy, who always liked
-everything explained.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“For the suffragette,” he replied. “I’m tired of
-being respectable and in doubt.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Luckily the priest had changed his table since
-Courtesy had changed her company. He sat at the
-far end of the verandah, with his back to every one.
-His righteousness had subsided to some extent since
-the earthquake, but he still looked on the gardener
-as a hopelessly lost lamb. Such a shepherd as the
-priest may yearn towards the lost lamb, but would
-rather not sit at the same table with it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If you start that silly game again, gardener,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>said Courtesy, “you’ll have to throw over Mr.
-Twing’s job. Why can’t you leave the girl alone?
-She can’t have been killed, because there are no
-white people left unidentified. Why can’t you stick
-to one thing?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have no glue in me,” replied the gardener.
-“I’m glad of it; there could be nothing duller than
-sticking to one thing. Besides, there’s nothing left
-to stick to. There was only half an hour’s work to
-do yesterday, although I spent three hours over
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust shot a fountain of tobacco smoke into
-the air as a sign that she intended to speak. The
-priest liked Mrs. Rust, because his own tolerance of
-her vagaries made him feel so broad-minded. He
-liked to smile at her roguishly when she took a small
-whisky and soda; he liked to hand her the matches
-when she smoked; he liked to write to his sister at
-home: “One comes in contact with a worldly set
-out here, but if one is careful to keep one’s mind
-open, one finds points of contact undreamt of at
-home in one’s own more thoughtful set.” If the
-gardener had been a drunkard instead of being in
-love, the priest would have liked him better. But
-the gardener posed as being a non-drinker and a
-non-smoker on principle. Really the taste of spirits
-or of tobacco smoke made him feel sick.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am going to leave Union Town myself,” said
-Mrs. Rust. “I know of a car I could hire to-morrow.
-I will help you in your search, gardener, although
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>she strikes me as being a totally unattractive
-young woman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We had arranged to go to the hotel in Spanish
-City next Wednesday by the nine train,” said
-Courtesy in a reproachful voice; “and from there
-to Alligator Bay, and then in a car round the Island.
-I daresay other plans might be made, but you should
-have let me know sooner.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No plans need be made,” said the gardener rebelliously.
-“We might just get the car, and start
-now in the cool.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ass!” observed Courtesy simply. “Mrs.
-Rust’s lace scarf won’t be dry enough to iron till to-morrow.
-I will see whether we can start the next
-day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To disobey Courtesy was unthinkable. The gardener
-gritted his teeth at the stars, because he would
-have to see them again before he could start on his
-search. <em>Now</em> was the only time for the gardener;
-<em>then</em> hardly counted; and <em>presently</em> was a word he
-failed to acknowledge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Anyway, you don’t either of you know where to
-look for her,” said Courtesy, that practical girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She’ll be at Alligator Bay,” said Mrs. Rust.
-“They’ve got a picture gallery there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She’ll be somewhere in the hills,” said the gardener.
-“She would always go up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I entirely disagree with you,” retorted Mrs.
-Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Anyway, it seems hot on sea-level,” said
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>Courtesy. “We’d better go up to where it’s supposed
-to be cool. I’m told the Ridge Pension, High
-Valley, has a good cook, but the New Hotel, at Greyville,
-is also well spoken of.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Fortunately thirty-six hours, though they may
-stretch half-way to eternity, never succeed in covering
-the whole distance. A moment arrived when
-the three, bristling with travellers’ trifles, met the
-waiting car at the nearest spot in the ruined High
-Street to which cars could penetrate. And then followed
-a long series of dancing moments. Little village
-ports strung like beads along the coast; thatched
-huts thrown together by a playful fate; waterfalls
-like torn shreds of gauze draped on the nakedness of
-the hills; logwood plantations, banana plantations,
-sugar plantations, yam plantations.... Then as the
-approaching hills began to usurp more and more of
-the sky, the road cut through a high and low land;
-hand in hand with a very blue river, it threaded a
-great grey crack in the island; high cliffs yearned
-towards each other on either side; a belt of pale sky
-followed the course from above. Then out into the
-sun and wild woods, with ferns and flowering trees
-beckoning beautifully from all sides. And then
-long hills, a road that doubled back at every hundred
-yards, with a great changing view, growing bigger,
-on the right hand or the left, as the course of the road
-decided. Little brown villages clung desperately to
-the hill-side; gardens of absurd size balanced themselves
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>on almost perpendicular slopes; paths of red
-mud, disdaining the winding subterfuges of the road,
-sprang from angle to angle, like children playing at
-independence beside a plodding mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Towards the afternoon a blue-black cloud crept
-suddenly over a summit, and emptied itself with
-passion upon the travellers. In a minute the waterproof
-hood of the car was proved unworthy of its
-name; the screen in front became less transparent
-than a whirlpool; the road went mad and believed
-itself to be a mountain torrent. The wet wrath of
-heaven began to make itself felt even down Mrs.
-Rust’s neck.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is disgraceful,” said Mrs. Rust. “Courtesy,
-do something at once.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>No doubt Courtesy would have risen to the occasion,
-but for once Heaven was quicker. The sun
-suddenly shouldered its way round the intruding
-cloud, and made one great shining jewel of the world.
-Park View, that forward house, residence of the retiring
-Miss Brown, stood bold upon the sky-line.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener’s heart did not leap within him when
-he saw Park View. Only in books does Fate disguised
-stir the heart to such activity. In real life,
-when I stumble on the little thing that is to change
-my life, I merely kick it aside, and hurry on.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In case you should think that by bringing my
-travellers to Greyville I make the long arm of coincidence
-unduly attenuated, I must add that there
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>are only two tourist centres on the hills of the Island—Greyville
-and High Valley—and that almost
-everybody visits both.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was now posing as a Seeker, and instinctively
-his eyes took on the haggard look that
-belongs to the pose. As he mounted the steps of
-the New Hotel verandah, the lady novelist thought,
-“What an interesting young man!” When, however,
-she saw Mrs. Rust’s hair, her notebook trembled
-in her pocket. The Treasure had left, and as
-to the other Americans, she had practically drunk
-their cup of copy dry.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Charles,” she said to the woolly black waiter
-when he brought her tea, “will you put those new
-people at my table?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, please, missis,” replied Charles, who, being
-a head waiter at seventeen, was suffering from
-the glamour of power. “Shall sit dem wid Mistah
-Van Biene.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A fraction of the proceeds of the lady novelist’s
-last novel, however, soon silenced the authority of
-Charles.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And after all it was Mrs. Rust who sought acquaintance
-first, at breakfast in the cool verandah
-next morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There was a lizard in my bath,” said Mrs. Rust.
-“Disgraceful! Why can’t you exterminate your
-vermin?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This was hard on the lady novelist, who screamed
-for Charles whenever she saw anything moving anywhere,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>but she bore the injustice with a beautiful patience.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What do you think of the Island in general?”
-she asked. “I can tell by your face that your opinion
-would be worth having.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She might have added that she could tell this, not
-so much by Mrs. Rust’s face as by her hair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t think of the Island if I can help it,”
-retorted Mrs. Rust after some thought, during
-which she sought in vain for some adequately startling
-reply. “That earthquake—on my first day—a
-revolting exhibition.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, were you in Union for the earthquake? I
-am collecting the reports of intelligent people who
-were there. I am sure your adventures must have
-been worth recording.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“On the contrary,” replied Mrs. Rust, “the
-whole thing was absurdly overrated. My nerves
-remained perfectly steady throughout.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener, the only person who might have
-cast a doubt upon this statement, was not present.
-Still posing as the strenuous seeker, he had gone
-for a walk before breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There is a great glitter about morning in the hills
-which drags the optimist for long walks in the small
-hours upon an empty stomach, and causes even the
-pessimist to attack his grape fruit at breakfast with
-a jovial trill. The little tables on the verandah of
-the New Hotel have a glamour of heaped bright
-fruit upon white linen. In the garden the tangerines
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>grow radiantly among their shining sober green, the
-butterflies blow across the pale young grass. There
-is a salmon-pink azalea, whose smile attracts the
-humming-birds, and a riotous clump of salvia.
-There is a benevolent John Crow, who strikes attitudes
-upon the roof of the annex, and stands for
-hours with his ragged wings spread open to the sun,
-as he surveys the diamond world. Really he is hoping
-that you will fall dead over your breakfast, but
-you lose this thought in the glitter of a hill morning.
-For the sake of your own peace of mind, never get
-close enough to a John Crow to see his gargoyle face.
-Content yourself with admiring his barbaric grace
-from a distance, and forget why he is there.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy was characteristically still in bed. She
-never was one to hear the call of a singing world.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener came in with eyes crinkled by the
-sun, and his hair standing up in a spirited way all
-over the top of his head. Did you know that it is
-possible to be a specialist in posing without giving
-thought to the appearance?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You look as if you had been fighting,” snapped
-Mrs. Rust. “Disgraceful state of hair.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I had,” replied the gardener. “I could
-fight beautifully at this moment. I never knew
-what it was to breathe until this morning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Air is indeed a blessing” said the lady novelist.
-“I have a passion for air. I sometimes think I
-should die without it. How interesting to meet any
-one who loves fighting. You ought to be a soldier.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_199'>199</span>I myself am a peace-loving woman, but I often have
-quarrels forced upon me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let me conduct them for you,” suggested the
-gardener, wrestling with his grape fruit. “Show
-me the enemy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish I could. I think I will,” said the lady.
-“I came to Greyville to stay with a dear friend, and
-a young woman, of no standing whatever, picked
-up anyhow and anywhere, not only turned me out of
-my friend’s house, but now insists on my moving
-two of my trunks from the sick-room.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, there is a sick-room, is there?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, my friend’s little nephew is ill.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But didn’t your friend protest? Has the young
-woman a hypnotic power over her?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My friend is very weak. The young woman is
-only a sort of second-rate children’s nurse, apparently.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And do you want to go back there?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, I prefer to be here. But it is so undignified
-not to be consulted.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s very true,” said the gardener, whose interest
-was beginning to wane.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That road below is as crowded and as noisy as
-Piccadilly,” said Mrs. Rust. “Disgraceful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Market day,” replied the novelist rapturously.
-“Such a blaze of colour. Such a babel of
-tongues....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And so smelly, I am sure,” said Mrs. Rust. “I
-am going to market.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_200'>200</span>“Let’s all go to market,” added the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>An hour had to be allowed for Courtesy to have
-her breakfast, and for Mrs. Rust to don her panama.
-Mrs. Rust, though not averse to startling any one
-of her own colour, had a secret distaste for the naïve
-criticisms of the niggers on her strange hair. The
-Islanders were not aware that dyed hair was the
-apex of modern fashion; they looked upon it, poor
-things, as a deformity, and a most amusing one.
-Mrs. Rust had been obliged to invest in a perfect
-beehive of a hat for wear in such ignorant parts.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So four more units joined the stream of marketers
-along the red road. In spite of Mrs. Rust’s panama,
-the niggers laughed. Niggers always laugh unless
-they cry, and the lunatic ways of white women provide
-a source of amusement that never fails, although
-white women have been on the Island for
-three hundred years. Some of the marketers actually
-had to remove their baskets of fruit—crowned
-with boots—from their heads, to give free
-play to their sense of humour. Every nigger wears
-his boots upon his head. It is, I suppose, as much a
-disgrace not to own them as it is a discomfort to wear
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The appearance of the market was like a maniac
-garden, and the sound of it was like a maniac rookery.
-By way of compensation to the niggers for
-their individual ugliness, Providence has granted
-to them an unconscious beauty in the matter of grouping
-themselves. A nigger by herself looks like a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>comic picture post card, a lot of niggers together look
-like the picture that many master-hands have tried
-to paint.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>My senses tingle even now with the welter of
-sun and sound and smell and colour, that constitutes
-an Island market.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You meet every one in Greyville here,” said
-the lady novelist to the gardener. “I will introduce
-you to the enemy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener agreed absent-mindedly. He was
-helping Courtesy to buy baskets. The Island is the
-paradise of basket lovers. Those hearts are rare
-which do not thrill at the sight of a plaited basket in
-many colours, and I believe that nobody ever left
-the Island without succumbing to the charm. I suppose
-the reason why Island baskets never get on to
-the market at home is that everybody loves them so
-much, they never part with them. Courtesy, who
-always loved the popular thing, had been very busy
-buying baskets since the first moment of her arrival.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Mrs. Rust was busily occupied in refusing to buy
-anything. “Buy a pine? Why should I? I
-loathe pines. Lace? No, I won’t buy lace, my underclothes
-are already overcrowded with it. What’s
-that? A basket to keep my letters in. I keep my
-letters behind the fire. Why, gardener—look—here’s——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Mr. Gardener,” tittered the novelist, “here is
-the enemy behind you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>“You dream,” said the gardener, “I’ve been
-looking for you everywhere.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With an amiable smile the suffragette allowed her
-hand to be shaken an enormous number of times.
-She was looking plainer than the gardener had expected.
-With the pretty obtuseness of men, he had
-in his dreams forgotten that brown hat with the
-weary flowers in it. He had imagined her dressed
-in blue, he had thought her eyes were blue to match,
-he had created a little curl in her hair. Yet somehow
-he was not disappointed. For he had also forgotten
-in his dreams the comfort that lies in lack of
-ornament. It isn’t love that makes the world go
-round, it’s the optimism of men.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, it’s quite nice to see you again,” said the
-suffragette in a voice of surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Courtesy,” shouted the gardener, “from this
-moment I’m not a fit companion for Mrs. Rust.
-Courtesy says I’m not respectable when I’m with
-you,” he added to the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t see anything very disreputable in your
-behaviour with me,” she replied. “But it’s only
-for a little while, Courtesy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, Lor’, no,” said Courtesy. “He’s come to
-stop.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I haven’t,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener would never have put into words
-the appeal that came into his eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes,” said the suffragette, “you are thinking
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>that I am growing more and more militant every
-time you see me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I was not,” he answered, “I was wondering how
-I could manage to see you apart from all this noise.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Quite easily. You can walk back to Park View
-with me now. I have got the oranges for Albert.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they squeezed out of the market-place, and side
-by side paced the avenue of donkeys which on market
-days lines the village street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What are you waiting for?” asked the gardener.
-“What’s wrong with me? When will you
-want me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It isn’t you I don’t want. It’s what you stand
-for. Possibly I haven’t mentioned to you that I am
-a suffragette of a special kind. A cat that walks by
-itself.... Or rather perhaps it is presumptuous of
-me to lay claim to cathood. I have only walked
-such a little way. I am an elderly kitten, say, walking
-by itself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But if all suffragettes were like you, it would
-certainly be an argument against the franchise. For
-what would become of England?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“God forbid that all suffragettes should be like
-me. I am a fanatic, a rather silly thing to be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I know what you are waiting for,” said the gardener.
-“Heaven! you want so much beside the
-Vote, and you’ll never get what you want this side of
-heaven.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“God forbid that I should want heaven,” said the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span>suffragette. “Heaven is not made for women.
-Why, the very archangels are men.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why won’t you have me? We could get married
-to-morrow. Why not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Because I am too busy. Because there is a superfluity
-of women, and as I am not a real woman—only
-an idea—I’d better sit out. Because I am
-conceited and couldn’t bear my pride to have a fall—at
-your expense. Because you don’t know me and
-I don’t know you. Because it’s better to live alone
-with an ideal than coupled with a fact. Now I’m
-sick of talking about myself, it makes me feel sugary,
-as though I’d been swallowing golden syrup neat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But before you retire into your militancy, tell
-me,” said the gardener, “do you think you will ever
-recognise this bond between us?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is no bond between us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is love between us.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sorry, but it’s not mutual.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Love is an automatically mutual thing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then I’m afraid that proves that whatever may
-be between us is not love. Here is Park View.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Damn Park View!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Words are supposed to be a woman’s luxury, but
-it always seems to me that men put a more touching
-faith in argument than ever women did. I believe
-the gardener thought that if Park View had been five
-miles farther on, he might have made a woman of
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_205'>205</span>“And what do you expect me to do now?” he
-asked pathetically.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Get busy,” advised the suffragette, “somewhere
-else. Dear little gardener, remember that this road
-has been trodden before. Being young is a devastating
-time, anyway. It always comforts me to think
-that there are crowds before and behind me, and that
-even a cow has had a delirious calfhood. After all,
-the past is such a little thing, one can drown it in a
-drop. And the future is so big.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s what I complain of—the size of the future.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, no, don’t. Size is space and space is
-growth. Good gracious, what a prig I am becoming!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“For God’s sake, come and fill up a little corner
-of my big future, then. You little thing, I could
-hold you in my hand.... And you can hold me with
-no hand at all, but only with your heart.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good-bye.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But why? Why?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was climbing the steep drive. She never
-looked round. She always looked up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With excellent intentions the suffragette had, I
-think, succeeded in killing her heart. She was so
-heartless that even the hole where her heart should
-have been was a very shallow one. Some rudimentary
-emotion turned in her breast as she walked
-up the drive, and if she could have had the gardener
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_206'>206</span>as a friend, she would have turned even then and tendered
-him the friendly mailed fist of the independent
-woman. But if one is a fanatic, one cannot also
-be a lover. She suffered from the cold humility that
-sometimes attacks women. Every morning she occupied
-three minutes in the thankless task of pinning
-her hair into a shape conformable with convention’s
-barest requirements, and was then confronted with
-her own thin short face, white—but not white like
-a flower as the face of a beloved woman should be;
-her small eyes, grey—but not grey like the sea; her
-straight and drooping hair, made out of the ashes of
-the flame that burns in real women’s hair; her thin
-pressed lips, her hard set chin, the little defiant wrinkles
-over her brows.... It was impossible for her
-to believe that such a thing could be indispensable to
-any eyes. Her attitude towards the paradox was
-always sceptical, and the idea that there is nothing a
-woman can offer as a substitute for such a small gift
-as herself was beyond her. The little ordinary fiery
-things of youth had been shorn out of her life, she
-had been crushed by the responsibility of being a
-woman and a devotee.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>No man would believe that such a woman exists.
-The pathetic vanity of man would never be convinced
-that any woman could prefer her own independence
-to his kisses.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By the time the suffragette had reached the front
-door of Park View, the interview with the gardener
-was but a pulse beating at the back of her mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span>Miss Brown, looking as nearly dishevelled as a
-persistently Real Lady could possibly look, was
-standing in the hall, ankle-deep in her own prostrate
-property. Trunks yawned on every side, highly respectable
-dresses, like limp ghosts of Miss Brown
-herself, embellished every chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And I haven’t even begun on Albert’s books
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The more of Albert’s books we leave behind
-the better,” replied the suffragette. “I have got
-him <cite>Treasure Island</cite> to read on the boat, and he
-might take that one on Chemistry for Sundays.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sure I don’t know how you manage Albert,”
-said Miss Brown. “I could never even get him to
-read the Bible. It really looks as if Providence had
-sent you to us at this crisis.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Providence would never have chosen a militant
-suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, but really one wouldn’t notice your opinions,”
-said Miss Brown in an encouraging voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What about Scottie?” asked the suffragette.
-“Has anybody thought what is going to happen to
-him?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I haven’t thought of any details,” answered Miss
-Brown. “The doctor’s orders were so sudden, they
-altogether upset me. I suppose Scottie can be
-left with John.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope he won’t,” said the suffragette. “I
-caught John using Scottie as a target yesterday. He
-scored two bull’s-eyes before I got there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>“I can’t think what to do with him. There is nobody
-but Mr. Wise, and he already has a fierce bulldog.
-Have you any ideas?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, one. I have a sort of friend on the Island.
-If I left Scottie with him, he would act as a brake in
-the pursuit, because of the difficulties of quarantine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t quite follow your meaning,” said Miss
-Brown, not unnaturally. “I didn’t know you had a
-gentleman friend on the Island.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I haven’t. But I’m sure he will be kind to
-Scottie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Very late that night, when Courtesy, Mrs. Rust,
-the gardener, and an unknown young man picked
-up at the club by the gardener, were playing Bridge
-in the verandah, a very young boy with a very fat
-dog appeared, asking for Mr. Gardener. The boy
-was too well educated to be afraid of duppies. The
-solid Scottie, too, was felt to be a sound defence
-against the supernatural.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What is this?” asked the gardener, who had
-assumed the melancholy pose of the Rejected One,
-and had unconsciously acquired a sad sweet smile to
-correspond. Even on his death-bed the gardener
-will pose as a dying man.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The young boy put a note into his hand, and
-dragged Scottie from the shadow where he had
-modestly seated himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“By Jove,” said the unknown young man, who
-happened to be Mr. Wise. “It’s Scottie, the Park
-View dog.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span>The gardener literally burst the envelope open.
-The enclosure said: “Dear Gardener—Will you
-please keep Scottie until I ask you for him again.—Your
-fairly sincere suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The note went round the Bridge Table.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have always wondered,” said Mrs. Rust,
-“whether politics were really good for women.
-Now I am sure that they have an unhinging tendency.
-What does it mean?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It means that they are going on an expedition,”
-said Courtesy. “They want the dog looked after
-for a day or two.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, but Park View is a regular palace in Greyville,”
-said Mr. Wise. “There are three servants
-in it, all competent to look after Scottie for a day or
-two.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shall have to do what she says,” said the gardener.
-“The suffragette’s only fault is that she
-leaves almost too much to the imagination.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The boy had vanished.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Better go round and ask for an explanation,”
-said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He must play out these doubled lilies,” said
-Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It must be nearly twelve,” said Mr. Wise.
-“The cocks have been crowing for an hour.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Island cock proclaims the night rather than
-the day. Not even a cock can feel much enthusiasm
-for such a tyrant as the Trinity Island sun.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can’t go now,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>But next morning at breakfast he said, “I daren’t
-go now.” He had hardly slept at all, and looked
-white. The light of the Seeker had gone out of his
-eyes, there had been no wish in him for a wild walk in
-the early sun. He was not even posing. He had
-been pathetically late for breakfast, and Mrs. Rust
-and the lady novelist had disappeared to read the
-<cite>English Review</cite> and the <cite>Lady’s Pictorial</cite> respectively
-on the front verandah.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why daren’t you?” asked Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, Courtesy—she’s beaten me. She’s left
-me without hope.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy took several mouthfuls of porridge before
-she replied, “You’re young yet, gardener.
-And she isn’t so extra unique, after all. If you like,
-I’ll go round and ask for an explanation of the dog.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You don’t know the way,” said the gardener
-tragically.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was lucky that Mr. Wise at that moment arrived
-in his buggy to invite Courtesy and Mrs. Rust
-(if she wasn’t too tired) for a drive. The buggy
-was a single one, and held two only, so there was a
-transparency about his motives which did him credit.
-Courtesy never even passed on the invitation to Mrs.
-Rust, and the owner of the vehicle failed to repeat
-it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Armed with her inevitable box of sweets, Courtesy
-set forth on her romance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ripping woods,” she said, as the sun winked
-through the delicate lace of the forest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span>“Ripping,” agreed Mr. Wise. “But full of
-ticks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy suffered that beautiful shock that attacks
-a woman when she first realises that the man
-by her side is an uncommon person, and that he holds
-the same view about herself. She offered him a
-chocolate cream.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They went to Park View by the longest way possible,
-but I think the nearest approach to romance
-that they reached was when Courtesy said, “Oh,
-Lor’, I am enjoying myself!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And Mr. Wise replied, “So am I. I hope you’ll
-come again.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When they reached Park View they were neither
-of them observant enough to notice the forsaken look
-of the house.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll just go and tackle that funny little
-suffragette,” said Courtesy. “I won’t be half a
-mo.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She looked back and smiled at him as she climbed
-the drive.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Dey all gone, missis,” said John, who was sitting
-in the hall, reading the letters out of the waste-paper
-basket.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Gone? Where to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Gone to Lunnon Town to see a doctah man,
-please, missis.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Union Town, you mean.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, please thank you, missis. Gone lars’ night
-to catch a big steamboat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span>“How many of them went?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Missis Brown, and Mars’ Albert, an’ de visitor-missis.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know their address? Where are you
-forwarding their letters to?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>John laughed shrilly at this joke.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Carn’t say, please, missis. Post-missis wouldn’t
-send me de letters, now de fambly gone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Island is the home of elusive information.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What’s the matter with the woman, anyway?”
-said Courtesy, as she remounted the buggy. “I
-never can understand a woman that doesn’t know her
-vocation.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What is her vocation?” asked Mr. Wise.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ou, I don’t know,” giggled Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think all women ought to marry,” said Mr.
-Wise. “Somehow it keeps them softer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It wouldn’t make a hard woman soft,” said
-Courtesy. “Only all the soft women do marry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you consider——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ou, Lor’, this is a killing conversation!” interrupted
-the lady. “Let’s talk about something else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right. That’s a very pretty dress you’ve got
-on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They found the gardener sitting on tenterhooks
-on the verandah, pulling Scottie’s ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What did she say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She didn’t. She’s gone to London.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope they’ll take care of Westminster Abbey,”
-said Mrs. Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span>The gardener said nothing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By this time the suffragette was putting romance
-behind her by means of a little boat limping across
-a heavy sea. Compared to the <em>Caribbeania</em>, this
-boat was like my suffragette compared with Mr.
-Shakespeare’s Desdemona. There was rust on the
-little boat’s metal, and her paint still bore memories
-of London smuts. The purser was occasionally to
-be seen in his shirt sleeves, and the Captain had a
-button off his coat.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest was on board, returning to his flock,
-overflowing with material for sermons. By mutual
-consent he and the suffragette ignored each other.
-He made an attempt to approach Albert, with his
-special children’s manner, but that cultured youth
-quickly silenced him. So he occupied himself in trying
-to save the soul of the second officer, a docile
-youth, of humble and virtuous tendency.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Within two days the little boat reached the Isthmus
-which has lately been converted into one of the
-wonders of the world.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My poor Albert,” said the suffragette. “I’m
-afraid the doctor says you mustn’t go to see the
-Canal. It’s so dusty. And you know such a lot
-about it, don’t you? It is disappointing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I dow quite edough about it,” replied Albert.
-“I have do wish whatever to see it. I dow every
-detail of its codstructiod.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s all right, then. The doctor says when
-it’s cool after dark, you may walk as far as the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span>gardens behind the quay, and listen to the band.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do dot wish to hear the badd. I wish you ad
-Ah-Bargaret to go away for the whole day, ad let
-the youggest stewardess cob ad sit with be. She is
-a charbig persod, ad it would be very good for you
-to see the Cadal.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In Albert’s eyes the halo of the suffragette was to
-some extent evaporating. Her attitude towards science
-alienated him in his capacity as an educated man,
-although as a child in pain he still clung to her. And
-she had that morning offended him by buying him a
-bottle of sweets from the barber’s shop.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I really thigk you sobetibes forget I ab do
-logger a baby,” he observed, and forthwith began
-to lay great stress on the charm of the youngest
-stewardess.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown was delighted at the fall of her
-nephew’s latest idol.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’d better come away,” she said. “Let’s
-go and see the Canal. If you stay with Albert when
-he is displeased, you get on his nerves.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they landed on the quay of one of the two
-terrible towns that guard the entrances of the Canal.
-They paid a great price and manned a train that cost
-humanity a very great price indeed to create. That
-train is built of dead men, the embankment on which
-it runs has largely peopled purgatory, the very sleepers
-might as well be coffins, yet the train moves with
-the same callous rhythm as the train from Surbiton
-to Waterloo. In it you may see the calm inheritors
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span>of the fatal past sit upon spread handkerchiefs upon
-the smutty seats, and stick their tickets in their hats
-that the passing of the conductor may not disturb
-their train of thought; and all as if there were no
-ghosts to keep them company. Only outside the
-windows you can see the haunted land, white water
-enveloping a dead forest, ashen trees suffering slow
-drowning, tall grey birds standing amid floating desolation,
-and the Canal, a strip of successful tragedy,
-creeping between its treacherous red banks. The
-train leaves the Canal for a while, and returns to find
-it in a different mood. The First Lock is the crown
-of that great endeavour. I am assured that much
-more genius has been spent on the Cuts than on the
-Locks, but to you and me, ignorantly seeking copy,
-the First Lock triumphantly dominating the weary
-water-way, seems like the seal of success, as if Man
-had built this stupendous thing as a barrier between
-him and failure.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When you see the Lock you feel like an ant seen
-through the wrong end of a telescope. The suffragette,
-as she stood on the iron way that goes along
-the top edge of one of the gates, had to think of all
-the biggest things she had ever imagined to keep
-herself from dwindling out of existence. Even
-Women’s Rights grew small in the light of this man-made
-immensity. She was standing on the highest
-gate, and she could look across a perspective of three
-empty cube-worlds, at the white Canal and the white
-sea beyond it.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span>“Really,” she said, “there is very little to choose
-between God and Man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good gracious me, what a thing to say!” said
-Miss Brown, bridling. “God could knock all this
-down with one stroke.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He couldn’t knock down the spirit that would
-make man build it up again. Why do we pray to a
-Creator, if we can ourselves create?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think you had better come out of the sun,” said
-Miss Brown coldly. “I am feeling a little sick myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But on their way across the gate back to the white
-paving that borders the Lock, they found their way
-blocked by the priest, who was advancing in the opposite
-direction.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It is impossible for a stout Miss Brown and a stout
-priest to pass each other on this route. Two suffragettes
-might have passed, but fortunately for the
-Isthmus there was only one present.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I will retire,” said the priest. “Place aux
-dames, yerce, yerce.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, how good of you!” said Miss Brown,
-bridling. “I am sorry to put you to such inconvenience.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>With a jocular reference or two to goods trains at
-a shunting station the priest retired from the
-dilemma. But when they had all reached the safety
-of the broad paving again he seemed to have shed
-his desire to cross the gate. He was by himself,
-which he detested; there were countless morals to be
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>humorously drawn from the Canal, and nobody to
-point them out to.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is a marvel of workmanship, is it not?”
-he said to Miss Brown, pointedly excluding the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown agreed, and asked whether he had
-felt pretty well on the voyage so far. Thus the
-Canal introduced them, and when the acquaintance
-was safely formed, Miss Brown strove to introduce
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yerce, yerce,” said the priest hurriedly. “We
-have met before. An introduction is unnecessary.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Fortunately for the suffragette she saw a dog at
-a little distance, and hurried to speak to it. The dog
-is blessedly cosmopolitan. Wherever you may meet
-him he speaks your home tongue to you, and his eyes
-are the eyes of a friend in a strange land.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette and the dog walked along the side
-of the Lock some twenty yards behind their elders
-and betters, and the suffragette watched her character
-falling in shreds between them. Some people like
-safe hunting, and there is no prey so defenceless as
-prey that is not there. The priest’s conscience had
-been for some time accumulating reasons why the
-modest Miss Brown should be warned of the true
-character of her immodest companion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette allowed them half an hour to finish
-the destruction, and joined them at the train, when
-the dog reluctantly remembered another engagement.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The party returned to the town in dead silence.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>At the station the priest left them, with promises to
-come and read to Albert. The suffragette and Miss
-Brown made their way across the gardens to the quay.
-Under a great palm, Miss Brown stopped tragically,
-and spoke to her companion for the first time since
-leaving the Lock.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I trusted you,” she said, rather dramatically,
-though, of course, she was too ladylike for melodrama.
-“I gave you my hospitality, I succoured you
-when you needed help (this was an echo of the
-priest), and all the while you deceived me, you took
-advantage of my kindness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly you were all that to me,” said the suffragette
-mildly, “and certainly I am very grateful
-for all your kindness. But I don’t remember deceiving
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are an immoral woman,” said Miss Brown,
-with a great effort, “and you never told me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is hardly expected that I should have told you
-that. Partly because it would have been silly, and
-partly because it would have been quite untrue.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No one could dislike gossip more than I do,”
-said Miss Brown, who loved it. “But a priest is a
-priest, and this one is such a truly nice man, so good-hearted,
-never said a word yesterday when the steward
-upset the soup into his lap. Why did you never
-tell me that you travelled from England in company
-with a man who was not your husband?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Now the suffragette, though she was distrustful of
-the reasoning of men, seldom failed to see the point
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>of view of a woman, even though that woman was an
-anti. She specialised in feminism, and in her eyes to
-be a woman was in itself a good argument.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Of course I ought to have told you, Miss
-Brown,” she said in a warmer voice than was usual
-with her. “As a matter of fact it never occurred to
-me that the thing was worth telling, but that, I admit,
-is no excuse. I do see that I have been accepting
-your kindness under false pretences. It is perhaps
-useless to say I am sorry, and worse than useless to
-tell you that I would rather die than be married, and
-that I would rather be hanged than live unmarried
-with a man. Still I admit I allowed all the fools on
-the <em>Caribbeania</em> to think I was also such a fool as to
-be married. I will not bother you again, Miss
-Brown, I will keep out of your way as much as possible
-on the boat. It’s only a fortnight.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Brown was mollified, and when she spoke
-again it was like the angel Gabriel sympathising with
-the difficulties of a beetle. “Of course if you are
-penitent,” she said, “I should like to help you to retrace
-as far as possible the false step you have taken.
-I believe there are Homes.... But perhaps you
-had better not come near Albert.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The little boat was indulging in a two days’ rest
-at the Isthmus. It is a problem worthy of the superwoman
-to avoid a fellow-passenger on a small boat in
-port. The bearable space on board becomes limited
-to inches. The side nearest the quay affords nothing
-but coal-dust to breathe, the other side allows a small
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>percentage of air to dilute the coal-dust. There is no
-scope for choice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After-dinner, however, Miss Brown settled down
-to play chess with Albert. Chess with Miss Brown
-is a most satisfactory game, a crescendo of “Checks”
-leading to a triumphant “Mate” in a delightfully
-short time.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So the suffragette went on shore to listen to the
-band.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Isthmus band is as gaudy in attire as it is
-sombre in complexion, and it plays to a stratum of
-society as striking to the eye as any in the world.
-The Isthmus is the centre of nigger fashion. Here,
-under the glare and the flare of a hot night in the
-season, you may see the effect of a layer of civilisation
-on an aboriginal worship of colour. Crimson, gold,
-and silver are the prevailing motifs. As to the coiffure
-of the ladies, for every plait to be found on a
-Trinity Island head there are half a dozen on the
-Isthmus. There is something uniquely wicked in the
-appearance of rouge and powder on a mahogany
-ground. The look of vice which the Parisian or
-London lady strives to attain by means of a shopful
-of cosmetics can be acquired by the lady-nigger with
-one dab of the flour-dredger. Once more I pause to
-ask when we may expect the decree that we must further
-conceal our incurable virtue by means of a complexion
-dyed copper colour.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a moon, and there were stars standing
-aloof in the sky; and there were many lights about
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>the garden. There were shrill brass voices everywhere,
-and the band was playing that tune of resigned
-sentimentality, “My Old Kentucky Home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette felt slightly drunk. She had had
-a day of emotions, and it was an unusual and intoxicating
-experience for her to find her emotions escaping
-from the iron bound cask in which she kept them.
-She felt totally irresponsible, and when the priest
-came along, looking as conceited as the moon, and as
-sentimentally benign as the stars, she discovered a
-lunatic longing to tear the hat from his head and
-stamp upon it, to make him look a fool, to prick his
-pride; not because of any personal enmity—or so
-she thought—but because he seemed eternally on
-the side of sanity and of yesterday, and barred the
-path of young and mad modernity. She approached
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest suddenly perceived in front of him a
-soul dangerously in need of salvation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My dear young lady, I have been seeking an opportunity
-for a quiet chat with you, yerce, yerce.
-Whatever you may think of me, I assure you that I
-am not the hard and inhuman man you think me. I
-should be only too thankful to be of service to you.
-Let us sit on that quiet seat, away from the crowd.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is good of you to risk contamination,” said the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My calling leads me among the publicans and
-sinners,” said the priest. “It is not my business to
-divide the sheep from the goats.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>“Not your business, but your pleasure,” suggested
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest stiffened.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish you had not hardened your heart against
-my help,” he said. “Believe me, I have every sympathy
-with a young and unprotected woman in your
-position. I think sometimes life seems hard on the
-weaker sex, yerce, yerce.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is a great honour to be a woman,” said the
-suffragette. “Your God certainly turns his back on
-the individual, but he is very just to the mass. The
-day of women is just dawning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There may be something in what you say,” observed
-the priest, feeling that she was somehow erasing
-all that he had meant to say. “I am sure we
-shall all be glad to see Woman come into her own.
-But....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Men may possess the past, but women have the
-future,” continued the suffragette, who was certainly
-very much excited. “We have suddenly found what
-you have lost—the courage of our convictions.
-The art of being a fanatic seems to me to be the
-pivot of progress; but men have lost, and women have
-caught that blessed disease.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do not see how all this applies to the matter in
-hand,” said the priest. “Unless you are trying to
-convey to me, by way of an excuse, the craving which
-I am told possesses most women of your persuasion—the
-craving for fame, the morbid wish to be talked
-about.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>“I did not hope to convey anything at all to you.
-And certainly not fame, for there is no such thing.
-I have seen pigeons sitting on the heads of statues of
-great men in London, and I have seen little critics sitting
-on their fame. This is a world of isolated people,
-and there can be no fame where there is no
-mutual understanding.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are oddly pessimistic, and you are also wilfully
-evading the point. When I saw you just now,
-I hoped that you had repented of your sin and needed
-my help.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have committed no sin that would appeal to
-you,” said the suffragette. “But that is, of course,
-beside the point. What you want is that I should repent
-of being myself, and become a sort of inferior
-female you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Indeed you have come to hasty and mistaken conclusions
-about my intentions,” said the priest, whose
-principal virtue was perseverance. “Regarding
-your political opinions, I have every sympathy with
-your cause, though none for your methods. There
-is something so very coarse about militancy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Have you ever tried denying a creature the food
-it needs? I think you would find that even a white
-mouse would be coarse if you starved it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You may be right. My sister is a member of
-the Church League for Women’s Suffrage. Perhaps
-you also belong to that sisterhood?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” she answered. “I belong to the Shrieking
-Sisterhood.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>“It seems useless for me to try and help you in
-this mood,” sighed the priest. “I can only pray that
-I may be shown the way to your heart....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have none,” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In a garden not five hundred miles away from the
-garden in which she sat was the Fact which she had
-Forgotten, set in a silver light among the silver trees.
-The gardener stood among the pale grape-fruit trees,
-with his head back in his usual conceited way, with
-his hands in his pockets and his feet in the wet
-grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is nonsense,” he thought.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She is only half human.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Love for a thing only half human is only half
-love.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You can’t build a world out of words, as she tries
-to do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In a thing like love, there is fact and there is
-theory. Theory is only falsehood disguised as fact.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She is not a bit pretty.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I believe she would rather make an enemy than
-make a friend.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Something has gone wrong with the woman of
-to-day. She has left the man behind, but she has not
-gone forward.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What have I been about to allow such a woman
-to disturb me? I came to this island a king, and I
-have made myself a slave.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is youth that has burnt me. I am done with
-youth. It is fine to have reached age in theory, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>yet in practice still to have one’s life ahead. My
-youth has been a fire in my path, and she has stamped
-it out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The moon explored the spangled sky. The fireless
-interwove with the pale purring noises of the
-night. The mad still shadows of the palms blotted
-the grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener went into the verandah firmly posed
-as He Who has Passed through Fire, and has
-emerged, cured of the silly disease of youth, into a
-pale silver light.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For the gardener made his theories, while the
-suffragette’s theories made her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was awakened next morning by
-the loud noise of Scottie chasing lizards across the
-room. Scottie was a bristly Northerner, and never
-became really used to the conditions of tropical life.
-To this day he labours under the delusion that lizards
-are only bald or naked mice, that have deceitfully
-changed their smell and their taste.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener thought that he awoke perfectly
-light-hearted. He did not recognise the curious
-thing that throbbed in the back of his consciousness
-as his heart.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He whistled in his bath. He whistled as he came
-out on to the verandah for breakfast.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy had risen for early breakfast by mistake.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stopped brooding?” she asked. “Brave boy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Two and two is such a poor formation after all,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>said the gardener. “One and one is much more
-comfortable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy giggled. “There are times,” she said,
-“when two and two is ripping. Mr. Wise is coming
-up to lunch.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He came up to lunch yesterday. And he’s coming
-up to tea to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yesterday and to-morrow are not to-day,” said
-Courtesy, that practical girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener had not time to ponder, for Mrs.
-Rust then appeared. Her complexion was even
-more of a contrast to her hair than usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I had a letter last night,” she said. “I didn’t
-tell you at once, because it’s such a vulgar habit to
-blurt out news. I don’t know whether I have mentioned
-my son Samuel to you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You have,” said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So have I,” added the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“His house has played him false—I knew it
-would. One of the ceilings gave way—on to
-Samuel. Him and his house—he always was a
-fool. I believe he thought the Almighty built his
-house for him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but what happened to Samuel?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I told you—the ceiling fell on him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, but what is the result?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, the rest of the house is still standing. It was
-only one of the ceilings. He put the billiard table
-upstairs, and probably had his rafters made of bamboo.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>“Yes, but I mean what was the result as far as
-Samuel was concerned?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He was concussion. There have been one or
-two people staying in the house since he started the
-atrocious practice of advertising, and they had him
-taken to a hospital. My letter is from the matron.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor Mrs. Rust,” said Courtesy, “you must be
-terribly worried. I suppose you’ll be wantin’ to get
-home by the next boat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” snapped the mother.
-“Haven’t you noticed by now that I have iron
-nerves. Next boat—indeed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I should have thought——” began Courtesy,
-and the gardener kicked her under the table.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is only one perfectly obvious thing to do,”
-said the gardener, “and that is wait till the next mail,
-a fortnight hence. Knowing Mrs. Rust as I do,
-Courtesy, I am sure she will follow this obvious
-course.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Obvious course—indeed,” said Mrs. Rust,
-much relieved. “Stuff and nonsense. I shall do
-exactly as I please, whether it’s obvious or not. Suppose
-I decide to go home by Wednesday’s boat,
-what then, young man?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener shook his head. “You won’t, I
-know,” he said. “You are too reasonable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Reason be blowed,” said Mrs. Rust with spirit.
-“You don’t know me very well, young man, if you
-think I’m like all the other old cats, to be persuaded
-by that sort of argument.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>The gardener was now an expert at saving Mrs.
-Rust from herself. Although she entangled herself
-habitually in contradictions, her real mind was
-not subtle enough to be well hidden, and to guide her
-action into the path of her desire was a matter that
-only required a little delicacy. The gardener, being
-a gardener, was always ready with tactful guidance
-and unseen support in such matters. In this case, he
-would have been surprised if you had told him that
-his secret desire pointed the same way as Mrs. Rust’s.
-He thought he had killed desire. But he was tired
-of the Island, and he had by that mail received a
-quarterly instalment of his income.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Courtesy,” said Mrs. Rust, “we sail for home
-next Wednesday. Unreasonable—indeed. And
-none the worse for that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We have engaged the car for a week from Friday,”
-said Courtesy. “Mr. Wise is lunching with
-us on Thursday. And the hotel insists on a week’s
-notice.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am paying you two hundred a year,” said Mrs.
-Rust brutally, “to save me from these vulgar details.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, Lor’,” said Courtesy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But what about Scottie?” asked the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Scottie’s your affair, not mine. I’m not paying
-you £200 a year to follow me about.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener is a very difficult person to snub.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Scottie and I are coming gratis.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And Mrs. Rust said, “Good.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>But the little boat, with the suffragette on board of
-her, fled across the Atlantic, as if aware of the projected
-pursuit of the great mail steamer.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, a morose unit on a desert island
-of her own making, stood separated from the world
-by a gulf of gossip. She used to sit on the poop,
-where nobody else would sit, with the wind in
-her hair and the sun in her eyes, building theories.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There are some people who can never see a little
-cloud of fantasy float across the horizon of their
-dreams without building a heavy castle in the air
-upon it, and bringing it to earth. Whenever the
-suffragette thought of the gardener, she broke the
-thought with a theory. It is sad to be burdened with
-a brain that must always track illusion to disillusionment.
-She had one consolation, one persistent and
-glorious contradiction, one shining truth in a welter of
-self-questioning:—“I’m alone—I’m alone—I’m
-alone....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was not until they had passed the Azores that
-a voice from the outer world spoke to her. They
-had reached those islands late one moonlit night.
-The little square houses, climbing up the hill-side in
-orderly ranks, looked like silver bricks in a castle of
-dreams. There was a white fringe of breaking
-waves threaded between the black sea and the black
-land. From the boats that hurried between the
-shore and the steamer, little lamps swung and thin
-voices cut the darkness. Thundering silence seemed
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>to invade the emptiness left by the ceasing of the propeller.
-The ceaseless loom that always sang behind
-the turmoil of the suffragette’s consciousness spun the
-moon into a quiet melody. The still lap of the sea
-against the ship’s stern struck the ear like a word
-never spoken before. You could hear the gods creating
-new things. You could hear the tread of the
-stars across the sky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am sorry to disturb you,” said Miss Brown;
-“it’s Albert. I knew something would come of his
-going to the fancy-dress dance as Galileo, with such a
-thin tunic on; but he is so wilful. And now he has a
-high temperature, and a worse pain in his side than
-ever. He is crying for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was a strange sensation for the suffragette, after
-all these days of loneliness, to be cried for. Tears,
-like all things that belong to women, appealed to her
-beyond words.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She found Albert beating on the wall of his cabin.
-When he cried—it hurt. When he breathed—it
-hurt. When he moved—it hurt. And yet he had
-to cry and pant and struggle. There was something
-in the suffragette’s plain and ordinary face that acted
-as an antidote to Albert’s hectic personality. She
-was a poor nurse; her only experience of the sick-room
-had been from her own sick-bed. But she had
-a cold hand, an imagination which she only allowed
-to escape at a crisis, and nerves very difficult to excite.
-All that night, while the ship climbed the steep
-seas of the Bay, she and the doctor kept something
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>that was very big from invading the little cabin.
-The battle was, of course, a losing one. There is
-something almost funny in the futility of fighting
-Heaven on an issue like this.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I said there should be no death-bed scenes in this
-book, so I will only add that after much battling
-Albert managed at last to get to sleep, and he died
-before he woke.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was there, but she was not needed.
-She went away and cried because no one would ever
-cry for her again.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She marconied for Miss Brown’s brother to meet
-the bereaved aunt at Southampton. And when the
-boat reached home, she carried her mustard-coloured
-portmanteau up the gangway, and, by disappearing,
-closed the incident.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In this wonderful age we do our disappearing by
-machinery. Fairy godmothers prefer Rolls-Royce
-cars to broomsticks, the pirate employs a submarine
-instead of a gallant three-decker, the black sheep of
-the piece, instead of donning a mask and confining
-the rest of his career to Maidenhead Thicket, books
-his passage to a Transatlantic sheepfold on a thirty-knot
-liner.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette disappeared by the London train.
-By travelling third, she hoped to escape the majority
-of her fellow-passengers, and it was not until the
-train began to leave the station that she identified a
-hitherto unnoticed person opposite to her as the
-priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>The priest was always overcome by a feeling of
-virtue when he travelled third.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So our modesty is mutual,” he said jovially to
-the suffragette. “Yerce, yerce, in England I travel
-third on principle. My parish, you know, is in a
-poor part of London, and I think a shepherd should
-as far as possible share the circumstances of his
-flock.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette hovered for a moment over a very
-crude flower of repartee dealing with cattle-trucks,
-but discarded the idea. She was always cautious,
-when she allowed herself time for caution. Her
-principle in conversation was, “When in doubt—don’t.”
-But being a militant suffragette, she was
-seldom in doubt.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest was aggrieved with the suffragette,
-partly because he felt obliged to speak to her. He
-would have preferred to ignore her, but she had behaved
-too well during the last few days. She had
-tried as hard to save a life as ever he had tried to
-save a soul, and had failed with equal dignity. Inconsistency
-annoyed him very much. You must be
-one of two things, a sheep or a goat, preferably the
-latter until the priest himself had had time to lead
-you to the fold. For a confessed goat suddenly to
-don wool without any help from him looked very
-much like deliberate prevarication. He did not now
-know how to classify the suffragette, and not knowing
-how to do a thing in which he had specialised was
-naturally exasperating.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>“You were asking for my advice about the problem
-of your future,” he said, leaning confidentially
-towards her. “I have been thinking much about
-you, and I believe I have solved the problem.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I need hardly say that the suffragette never asked
-for advice. When circumstances obliged her to follow
-the advisable course, she hid her docility like a
-sin.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My future always looks after itself, thank you,”
-she said in a polite voice, “and so does my past.
-It’s old enough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest stiffened for a moment, but when on
-the track of a goat he was hard to check. Besides,
-the suffragette’s voice was so low and calm that her
-words seemed like a mistake, not to be taken
-seriously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My idea is that you should join in the glorious
-campaign against poverty and sin in the slums,”
-he continued. “I assure you that peace lies that
-way. My sister once had a love affair with a freethinker;
-she lost a great deal of weight at the time,
-and became almost hysterical. But she followed my
-advice, and now runs several social clubs in connection
-with my Church in the Brown Borough, North
-London, where the poor may buy cocoa and cake
-and listen to discourses by earnest Christian
-workers.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And what does she weigh now?” asked the suffragette,
-after a pause.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She is a splendid example of a Christian
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>woman,” said the priest, “a woman of unwavering
-faith, indefatigable in charitable works.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think I shall come down to your parish as an
-antidote,” said the suffragette, “the only sort of
-Anti I ever could tolerate.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Certainly my suffragette is not worthy to be the
-heroine of a book. I must apologise for presenting
-a nature so undiluted by any of the qualities that go
-to make good fiction. A pun, I admit, is the last
-straw, but it is unfortunately a straw occasionally
-clutched at by erring humanity, though rarely admitted
-by the novelist.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I should not advise you to choose the Brown
-Borough for the scene of your endeavour,” said the
-priest hurriedly. “There is little scope for workers
-unconnected with a church there. I had in my mind
-for you the neighbourhood of Southwark, or Walworth,
-South London. Much more suitable, yerce,
-yerce. The Brown Borough is very unhealthy for
-those unaccustomed to London slums.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yet your sister gained weight and lost hysteria
-there,” said the suffragette maliciously. “I myself
-might be said to have room for improvement on
-both these points.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I strongly advise you to choose another parish,”
-said the priest, bitterly repenting of his zeal. “So
-much excellent work has been done in the Brown
-Borough that the majority of the people ought by
-now to be on the way to find salvation, both in body
-and soul.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>“That’s why I propose to come as an antidote,”
-said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The conversation closed itself. They opened
-the <cite>Spectator</cite> and <cite>Votes for Women</cite> simultaneously.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>London provided the sort of weather it reserves
-for those who return from sun-blessed lands. It was
-a day with rain in the past and rain in the future, but
-never rain in the present. The sort of day that
-makes you feel glad you thought of bringing your
-umbrella, and then sorry to find you left it in the last
-bus. The streets looked like wet slates splashed
-with tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette kept a lonely flat not far from
-Covent Garden, apparently with the object of ensuring
-herself the right to exercise a vote when she
-should have procured that luxury. For she very
-seldom put the flat to the ordinary uses of flats. It
-contained a table and two chairs, as a provision
-against the unlikely event of its owner’s succumbing
-to social weaknesses. It also contained a bed. Curtains
-and carpets, and any cooking arrangement more
-elaborate than a gas-ring, are not included in the
-Theory of the Hair Shirt, the motto of which is, “I
-can very well do without.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette deposited the mustard-coloured
-portmanteau at this Spartan abode, and went to report
-herself to her Society. She was not a famous
-suffragette. If I told you her name, you would not
-raise your eyebrows and laugh facetiously and say,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>“Oh—<em>that</em> maniac....” She was nominally one
-of the rank and file, although, being rebellious even
-against co-rebels, she seldom acted under orders.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There are, broadly speaking, two kinds of workers
-in the world, the people who do all the work, and the
-people who think they do all the work. The latter
-class is generally the busiest, the former never has
-time to be busy.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Chief Militant Suffragette, who believed that
-she held feminism in the hollow of her hand, was a
-born leader of women. She was familiar with the
-knack of wringing sacrifices from other people. She
-was a little lady in a minor key, pale and plaintive,
-with short hair, like spun sand. She dressed as
-nearly as possible like a man, and affected an eyeglass.
-She probably thought that in doing this she
-sacrificed enough for the cause of women. She had
-safely found a husband before she cut her hair. I
-suppose she had sent more women to prison than any
-one magistrate in London, but she had never been to
-prison herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The cause of the Suffrage, while attracting the
-finest women in the country, also attracts those
-who consider themselves to be the finest. It has an
-equal fascination for those who can work but can
-never lead and for those who can lead but never
-work.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have written to you three times,” said the Chief
-M.S. pathetically to the suffragette. “I do think
-you might have answered.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>“So do I,” admitted the suffragette, “only
-that I have been abroad. What did you write to me
-about?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Abroad?” said the Chief M.S., and raised her
-eyebrows. She had none really, but she raised the
-place where they should have been. “Abroad?
-Enjoying yourself at such a time as this?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What do you mean?” asked the suffragette.
-“What has happened? Have we got the Vote?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The eyeglass of the Chief M.S. fell out with annoyance.
-“Of course not,” she said, “but it’s the
-great massed procession and deputation to-morrow,
-and I wanted you to help with the North London section.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette loathed processions. She loathed
-working or walking with a herd. She would rather
-have blown up Westminster Abbey than stewarded
-at a meeting. A less honest woman would have flattered
-herself that these are the signs of a great and
-lonely mind, but the suffragette knew them as the
-signs of vanity. And to cure vanity is, of course, the
-business of a hair shirt.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When have I got to be there? And where?”
-she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>In the eyes of the Chief M.S. punctuality in other
-people was the ideal virtue. The moment she named
-to her assistants was always an hour before the correct
-time, and two hours before the one she chose for
-her own appearance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette had long been a servant of the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>Society. By an instinctive calculation she managed
-to arrive at Little South Lane next day punctually at
-the moment when help began to be needed. She collected
-some of the native enthusiasts who were adding
-fuel to their ardour on the door-steps of neighbouring
-public-houses. She quelled the political antagonism
-of a bevy of little boys who were vocally
-competing with a Great Woman’s preliminary address.
-She soothed the objections of the paid banner-bearers,
-who had not been led to expect the additional
-opposition of a high wind. She eliminated
-from the procession as far as possible all suffragists
-below the age of four. She lent a moment’s friendly
-attention to the reasons why Woman’s Sphere is the
-Home, expounded by a hoarse spinster from an upper
-window. She courageously approached an
-enormous dock-hand, who had snatched a banner
-from its rightful bearer, and was waving it with many
-oaths.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might I trouble you for that banner?” said the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gentleman’s reply was simple but obscene.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might I trouble you at once to move out of my
-way, and let the procession join up?” said the suffragette
-in a red voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Gaw-love yer, me gal, I’m comin’ along,” said
-the gentleman. “Wot price me for a&nbsp;... suffragette?
-You’ll need a few fists, if you git as fur as
-the Delta way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>How very rare it is to mistake the staff for the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>broken reed. The suffragette recovered herself
-quickly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I beg your pardon,” she said. “I ought to
-have known from your face that you were a sensible
-man. How good of you to carry a banner!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The procession, like a snake, reared its head and
-moved. In the van a marching song was begun, in
-the rear—a ragtime. The police, looking dignified,
-but feeling silly, marched in single file on either
-flank, and kept an eye on the interests of the traffic.
-The one mounted policeman obviously regretted the
-prominence of his position, his horse was an anti, and
-showed a man-like tendency to argue with its hoofs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette walked between a little woman in
-a plush coat with a baby and a person who might
-have been a poetess, or a philosopher, or a Low
-Church missionary, but was certainly very earnest.
-The long brown streets swung by. The flares on the
-coster’s barrows anchored to the kerb, danced in the
-yellow air. A hum of barbaric voices, and the large
-firm pulse of many feet marching, made a background
-to the few clear curses and the fewer clearer
-blessings from the pavement.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish to Gawd my kiddie ’ed been a gel,” said
-the little mother beside the suffragette. “Bein’ a
-woman—mikes yer proud-like....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette put her chin up and laughed.
-“As a man, your kiddie’ll make you proud. There’s
-sure to be something splendid about a man whose
-mother was proud to be a woman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_240'>240</span>“Men&nbsp;...” said the little mother, with more
-alliteration than refinement, “are&nbsp;... brute
-beasts.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’Ere, draw it mild,” said the dock-hand, who was
-just in front.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There’s men, wytin’ for us, somewhere down the
-Delta wy now. Wytin’ to mike us yell an’ run,
-wytin’ to ’urt us—jus’ becos we was proud to be
-women.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Waiting for us?” gasped the poetess. “Why—how
-dreadful.... I wasn’t told there would be
-any fighting.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You might have known there would be,” said
-the suffragette. “You can’t assert facts without
-fighting for them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The poetess, obviously wishing she had left such
-dangerous weapons as facts to themselves, gave a
-hoarse giggle, and said, “I declare, I’m quite frightened....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is frightening,” agreed the suffragette. “Not
-the bruises, but the stone-wallness of men. I’m always
-frightened by opposition that I can’t see
-through at all. I am frightened of Delta Street
-hooligans. I am also frightened in exactly the same
-way by a polite enemy. You go into the law courts,
-for instance, and watch those men wearing their wigs
-like haloes and their robes like saints’ armour——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You do talk nice, miss,” said the little mother.
-“I wish you’d come down to the Brown Borough, an’
-jaw my young man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_241'>241</span>The suffragette, though a trifle damped, continued,
-“It isn’t that their arguments are strong, nobody
-minds that, but it’s that they don’t bother to have
-any arguments. Just like the hooligans, only in different
-words. It’s no more an argument than it is
-one between God and Satan. One side is established,
-the other doesn’t exist. It makes you see that to-morrow
-is never strong enough to fight to-day. It
-would take an angel to admit to-morrow as a fact at
-all, and unfortunately it’s men we’re up against.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then what’s the good of all this?” asked the
-poetess, who was naturally becoming more and more
-depressed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, a losing battle’s fine,” said the suffragette.
-“I’d rather wear a black eye than a wig, or a crown,
-any day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’Ear, ’ear,” said the dock-hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wiv Parliament, for instance,” said the little
-mother, who was evidently accustomed to fill her
-sphere with her voice. “They sits an’ argoos about
-Welsh Establishment, an’ all the while I ’ed my little
-gel die of underfeeding, becos I wuz carryin’ this one,
-and couldn’t get work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thet’s all very well,” said the dock-hand; “but
-wot do you expec’? You carn’t expec’ the lawyers to
-frow up their wig an’ say the Law’s a Liar. (Not
-but wot it ain’t.) You carn’t expec’ the Prime Minister
-to tell ’isself ‘There’s Mrs. Smiff’s biby dyin’,
-I mus’ go dahn an’ see abaht it.’ (Not but wot it
-ain’t ’ard.”)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_242'>242</span>“There are lots of things you can’t kill,” said the
-suffragette. “But you can always try. Men don’t
-try, because impossibility is one of the things they
-believe in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You carn’t kill Votes fer Women,” shouted the
-little mother, with a burst of enthusiasm. She waved
-her baby instead of a banner.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At that moment a yelling horror dropped like a
-bomb upon the level street. The suffragette saw the
-mounted policeman, complete with his horse, fall
-sideways, like a toy. She saw a chequered crowd of
-perspiring faces come upon her like a breaking wave.
-She saw the banners ahead stagger like flowers before
-a wind. She saw the poetess fall, and some one
-stamp on her shoulder. She saw a man with a fierce-coloured
-handkerchief knotted round his throat seize
-the little mother’s chin and wrench it up and down, as
-he cursed in her face. The suffragette, who never
-could be angry in a dignified way, gave a hoarse
-croak and snatched his arm. Possibly she felt like
-the child Hercules during his interview with the
-serpents, but she did not look like that at all. The
-man jerked his arm up, the suffragette’s seven stone
-went up too. She was waved like a flag. The tears
-were shaken out of her eyes. Her feet kicked the
-air. And then she alighted against a wall. She
-saw a chinless and unshaven face heave into her upper
-vision, and a great hand, like black lightning, cleft
-the fog. The knuckles of the hand cut like a blunt
-knife. In North London we always repeat our arguments,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_243'>243</span>when we consider them good ones. The suffragette,
-who was a person of no muscular ability at
-all, gave up hoping for the chance of a retort in kind,
-after the third repetition. So the argument went on
-undisputed, until the dock-hand perceived it, when it
-was successfully overborne.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette picked up her hat. She hated it
-because it looked so dirty. She hated her heart because
-it felt so sick. She picked up the poetess and
-hated her because she was crying. She was crying
-herself, but she thought she looked courageously
-wrathful.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What do we do now?” sobbed the poetess.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We walk on,” said the suffragette, and took her,
-not very gently, by the arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I can’t, I can’t. It may happen again,”
-wailed the poetess. “Policeman, can’t I go home?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes, miss,” said the policeman, wiping his brow.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But there are no taxis.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No, miss,” said the policeman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You never can tell what strange thing you may do
-at a crisis. The poetess slipped a confiding hand
-into that of the policeman, and walked meekly by his
-side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Murderers&nbsp;...” exclaimed the little mother.
-“They might ’ev done biby in. Your ’ead’s bleedin’,
-miss. So’s my gum, but I kin swaller that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette felt as if she had been divided in
-two. Her militant spirit, clothed in its hair shirt,
-seemed to be moving at a height, undaunted, monopolised
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_244'>244</span>as usual by the splendour of its cause. And
-below, very near the dust, a terribly tired woman, a
-unit among several hundreds of other terribly tired
-women, put one foot before the other along an endless
-road.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You must stride over a gap here, as the procession
-did mentally. For a very long time I don’t
-think anybody thought anything except—“How
-long, O Lord, how long?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When I am very tired and see the high and
-friendly smile of St. Paul’s curved across the sky, I
-feel as if I am near home. I always think St. Paul’s
-is like a mother to all London, while Westminster
-Abbey is like a nun, the bride of heaven, with an infinite
-scorn of you and me. St. Paul’s stands at the
-top of the hill of difficulty, and after that your feet
-walk by themselves down Ludgate Hill.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a burst of song from all parts of the
-procession as it passed that friendly doomed milestone.
-The burst was simultaneous, but the song
-was too various to be really effective.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Votes for Women,” shouted the little mother.
-“I sy, miss, when are you comin’ dahn to the Brown
-Borough to ’elp wiv votes for women? We ain’t got
-nobody there as kin talk like you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Am I coming down?” asked the suffragette, who
-had a vague idea that she had said many things, now
-forgotten. “I never speak at meetings now. My
-brain is always wanting to say the next thing but one,
-and my tongue is always saying the thing before last.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_245'>245</span>There’s too much to be said about Votes for Women.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Meetin’s...” said the little mother in a voice
-of scorn. “Tain’t meetin’s we want. It’s somebody
-jus’ to talk ornery, as if they was a friend-like.
-Somebody to live up the street—if you unnerstan’
-me—an’ drop in, an’ be interested. When my little
-gel died, lars’ October, an’ ’ole lot of lidies made enquiries,
-an’ got me a few ’alfpence a week to git on
-wiv till I could get back to the box-miking. I useter
-’ave to go to an orfice an’ answer questions, an’ the
-lidy useter sy she was sorry to seem ’quisitive, but she
-ses—If some on yer cheat, you mus’ all on yer suffer....
-Bless you, I didn’ mind answering questions,
-but I was very low then, an’ I useter tike it ’ard
-that none o’ them lidies never seemed interested.
-Nobody never as’t wot was the nime o’ my little gel
-that died, nor ’ow old she was, nor nothink about ’er
-pretty wys that she useter ’ave.... ’Tisn’t that
-they ain’t kind, but it’s being treated in a crowd-like
-as comes ’ard, an’ there’s many feels the sime....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What do you expect?” asked the poetess, who
-was now detached from the policeman. “I am myself
-a C.O.S. secretary, so I know something about it.
-None of us have time to do more than is really necessary.
-And when there’s public money in question—well,
-it’s all very well, but one can’t be too careful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“When there’s money in question you may be
-right, miss,” said the little mother. “But it ain’t
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_246'>246</span>allus a question of money, an’ it seems to me as ’ow,
-wiv votes fer women, if some on them suffragettes ’ud
-stop talking about women’s wiges at meetin’s, an’
-come an’ look at wiges at ’ome, they’d ’it a lot of
-women wot thinks now as ’ow votes for women is
-only a public thing an’ don’t matter outside Trafalgar
-Square. It seems to ’it you ’arder if a person’s
-friendly than if they’re heloquent....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Something is happening in front,” said the
-poetess, looking wildly round for her policeman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The police have turned on us,” said the suffragette.
-“They always do in the Strand. Downing
-Street gets nervous when we get as near as this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was too true. The police, relieved to be at last
-freed from the burden of their false position, were
-characteristic of their profession.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I was told I was to walk to the Houses
-of Parliament,” said the poetess, finding her quondam
-protector’s hand on her shoulder.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You may walk to Jericho, miss,” replied the
-policeman with a wit as heavy as his hand. “Only
-not more than three in a group, <em>if</em> you please.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A great crowd of little groups trickled on to the
-Embankment and followed the tide of the river towards
-Westminster. There was a moon. I think
-the moon is really the heroine of this unheroic book.
-Half the blessing of London belongs to the river,
-and half the blessing of the river belongs to the
-moon. Do you know how beautifully a full moon
-bends out of her sky to trail her fingers in the river?
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_247'>247</span>Do you know how faerily she shoots shavings of her
-silver under the bridges, and how she makes tender
-the blackness of the barges and the shadows of the
-little wharves? I always think the moon has in her
-quiver of charms a special shaft for the river of
-London. She never smiles like that elsewhere.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was no surprise to Westminster to see the deputation
-and procession arrive, albeit in a less neat form
-than that in which it started. The police force has
-moments of wonderful insight into the psychology
-of law-breakers, and in this case it seemed aware that
-a procession of women disbanded and told to go home
-in the Strand is nevertheless likely to appear sooner
-or later in Parliament Square. The great space resounded
-to the tramp of the feet of the law. A detachment
-of mounted police strove to look unconcerned
-in the Whitehall direction. I always think it
-is unjust to drag dumb animals into these political
-questions. I wonder the S.P.C.A. doesn’t step in.
-Imagine the feelings of a grey mare, for instance, on
-being called upon to charge into the ranks of a female
-deputation to Downing Street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Neither the suffragette nor I are familiar with the
-great ways of deputations. We are of the humble
-ranks which suffer physical buffetings in the shadow
-of St. Stephen’s, while our superiors suffer moral buffetings
-in the shadow of the English Constitution.
-There is very little sport in being a shuttlecock anyway,
-but while the head gets the straight hit, the
-feathers feel most the stress of adverse winds.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_248'>248</span>The object of the police in a crowd is to keep it
-moving. The direction in which it is to move is
-never explained to it. Whether you move to the
-right or the left you are sure to be wrong in the eyes
-of the law. If you weigh seven stone, your tendency
-is to move either upwards or downwards. Correctly
-speaking, the suffragette never set foot in
-Parliament Square for some time after she arrived
-there. She was caught in a gust of crowd, and borne
-in an unexpected direction. She did not mind which
-way she went, but she was human enough to mind
-whether her ribs got broken. Even in a good cause,
-matters like these touch you personally. The shoulders
-of partisans and martyrs, packed closely against
-your ribs, feel just as hard as the shoulders of the
-less enlightened. The suffragette began to feel a
-cold whiteness creeping up from her boots to her
-heart. She began to take a series of last looks at the
-moon and the spires of the Abbey. She reached the
-earth just when she had decided that she had reached
-the door-step of Heaven, and found herself cast by
-an eddy into a tiny peace. There, in an alcove, was
-the Chief M.S., protected by a stout husband. The
-Chief M.S., whose hair was too short to have been
-dragged down, and whose eyeglass was trembling
-on her breast with pleasurable excitement, was looking
-cool and peaceful.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You do look a wreck,” she said brightly to the
-suffragette. “I have been wanting to talk to you
-about something I want you to do for me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_249'>249</span>This was such a frequent remark on the lips of
-the Chief M.S. that, as a rule, it made no impression
-on her followers and acquaintances. But the suffragette
-was incredibly tired, and the power of kicking
-against pricks was taken from her. She had no
-spirit in her except the ghost of her hair shirt theory,
-that fiend which croaks—“Go on, go on....”
-She made a great effort. She pulled her hat down
-on her head, she put her chin up, she wrapped her
-cloak of endurance more closely round her. “Talk
-on,” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, not now, child,” said the Chief M.S.
-“Come and see me next Wednesday. I shall be
-away for a long week-end after this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It seemed like making an appointment for a hundred
-years hence. The suffragette agreed, because
-it seemed impossible that she could live so long as
-next Wednesday.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At that moment the mounted police charged. The
-careful husband of the Chief M.S. whisked her away.
-The forelegs of a horse entered the suffragette’s alcove.
-The safest place in a police charge is under
-the noses of the horses. These animals, usually
-anxious to preserve neutrality, have mastered the art
-of playing upon the fleeing backs of agitators as
-gently as the pianist plays upon the keys. I have
-had a horse’s hoofs fanning my shoulder-blades for
-minutes on end, and yet only suffered from the elbows
-of my fellow-fugitives.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, alone on the strip of pavement between
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_250'>250</span>the rearing horses and the recoiling crowd,
-conceived the sensational idea of charging the
-chargers. This is the sort of idea that comes to one
-after a five-hour march and a series of street fights.
-I have never been drunk with liquor, but I know what
-it is to be drunk all the same. The suffragette determined
-that those horses should never see her coattails.
-She heard a voice shouting, “Women&nbsp;...
-women&nbsp;... women&nbsp;...” and on finding it was her
-own, added, “Don’t run back—run forward.”
-And she flung herself on the breast of the nearest
-horse.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A foot-policeman caught her on the rebound. She
-was not in the least hurt, but he picked her up and
-carried her across his shoulder. She hit her fists
-against his helmet; it sounded like a drum. It seems
-hard to believe, but I assure you that even on that
-high though humble perch, she was revelling in the
-thought that it concerned nobody but herself that she
-was going to prison.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>My poor heroine, I am afraid, has stepped beyond
-the limits of your toleration, but if you look,
-you will find I never asked you to admire her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The policeman lowered her, and stood her like a
-doll on the steps of the Metropolitan Railway.
-That excellent institution, shocked at the doings outside,
-had drawn its grill modestly across its entrance,
-and its employés, like good lions at the Zoo watching
-the rampant behaviour of the public, were gazing
-through the bars.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_251'>251</span>“You’re not the right size for this job, young
-woman,” said the policeman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette’s reply was a further struggle.
-The policeman held both her arms.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You go ’ome,” he said. “The deputation’s
-goin’ ’ome now, like a good gel. What’s your station?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A terrible exhaustion drooped like a weight released
-upon the suffragette. The only retort that
-came to her mind was, “Leicester Square, please.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Change at the Embankment,” said a railway official,
-and opened eighteen inches of the gate. The
-policeman pushed her in. She took her ticket, and
-went home as meekly as any Anti.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You may be surprised to hear that the suffragette
-spent the next day in bed. A day in bed is not, of
-course, part of the Hair Shirt Theory, but this was a
-Sunday, and Sunday is a day of weakness, though it
-seems politer to the Old Testament to call it a day
-of relaxation. The suffragette always spent Sunday
-as she liked, with the hair shirt doffed and neatly
-folded on a chair beside her. She smoked as many
-cigarettes as she pleased, instead of the strict two of
-ordinary life, she occasionally ate as many as three
-large meals, she had been known to invest in nougat.
-Sundays were the oases in her desert, and if the gardener
-had chanced on one for the scene of one of
-his luckless spasms, this story might have been much
-prettier. It is very tiring to be yourself with such
-ardour as the suffragette employed, and to be somebody
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_252'>252</span>else for twenty-four hours once a week becomes
-almost a necessity.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Besides, she had court plaster on her forehead, and
-the publicly court-plastered pose was one that the
-suffragette loathed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>If the Chief M.S. had had the luck to catch a
-painless black eye in the Cause of the Vote, she would
-have flaunted it like a flag up and down Piccadilly.
-But the husband had been almost too effective. She
-had not even broken her eyeglass.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>One of the most striking differences between the
-suffragette and the gardener was that the gardener
-told himself: “When I die, they will be sorry, and
-they will perhaps understand.” But the suffragette
-thought: “When I die, nobody except the charwoman
-will know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette went to see the Chief M.S. on
-Wednesday.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How curious you should come this afternoon,”
-said the Chief M.S. “Some one was here asking
-for you only this morning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette hardly ever explained herself.
-She did not remind the Chief M.S. that she was there
-by appointment. Nor did she ask who had been inquiring
-for her. Perhaps she knew.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He asked for your address,” said the Chief M.S.
-“But as he was a man, I didn’t give it to him.
-He didn’t leave his name, but he asked me to tell you
-that your dog was now in the hands of the quarantine
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_253'>253</span>officials. I attacked him on the suffrage question, as
-I always do strange men.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What did he say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He had nothing to say. I pointed out to him
-how ludicrous was the argument that just because a
-person wore two tubes on his legs instead of one, he
-was competent to rule.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have never heard that argument used,” said
-the suffragette soberly. “I didn’t know that even
-men——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, you’re as dense as he was,” snapped the
-Chief M.S. “Of course they don’t put it like that.
-He asked me which M.P. was responsible for the
-tubular argument. I saw it was no use going on.
-He left his address for me to give you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What was it you wanted to see me about?”
-asked the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Did I want—Oh, yes.... Well, I have been
-thinking you have done nothing for the Cause lately,
-have you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette fingered a sore dint under the
-shadow of her hat. “Hardly anything,” she admitted.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think the slum districts want working up,” said
-the Chief M.S. “Somebody who walked behind
-you in the procession said you hobnobbed wonderfully
-with the North London women. How would it be
-if you were to undertake a series of informal meetings——”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_254'>254</span>“It isn’t meetings they want, they told me so themselves,”
-said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s meetings everybody wants,” retorted the
-Chief M.S. “I thought also that you might start a
-soup kitchen or a turkey club, or one of those things
-that one does start in the slums. You can’t educate
-the poor without feeding them, I’m sure.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nonsense!” said the suffragette, who was certainly
-no more accommodating as a follower than as
-a woman. “I don’t believe the anatomy of the poor
-is one bit different from the anatomy of the rich.
-And I don’t believe the way to anybody’s soul lies
-through their stomach. Only if one is hungry, one
-naturally pretends that blind alley is a thoroughfare.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How do you suggest that the slums should be
-worked up, then, may I ask?” said the Chief M.S.
-coldly. There is no point in being a born leader, if
-the rank and file refuses to behave suitably.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette loathed the wording of this remark,
-but kindly refrained from further criticism.
-“If you like&nbsp;...” she said, “I’ll try an experiment
-on the Brown Borough. I’ll give no meetings
-and I’ll give no membership cards, but if you leave
-me time I’ll bring as many women to the Cause as
-ever did a dozen meetings in Trafalgar Square.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To hear of other people busy always cheered the
-Chief M.S.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You will have done a good work,” she said
-warmly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette went out with those words singing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_255'>255</span>in her head. A thing that very seldom happened
-to other people’s words in the ears of this self-absorbed
-young woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To have done a good work&nbsp;...” she said, on
-the top of a west-bound ’bus.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“To have done a good work.... But if it were
-a good work it could never be done. The way of
-good work goes on for ever. And that’s why I
-swear I’ll do this work till I die....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was fine to feel busy again. The suffragette
-had always liked to have the measure of her day
-pressed down and running over, but she had never
-yet known the luxury of having enough of what she
-liked. In the home—which is Woman’s Sphere—there
-is always time to think how little time there is.
-Even the career of an incendiary, though hectic,
-often fails to give the illusion of persistent industry.
-The suffragette was so lost in enthusiasm over the
-discovery of a good long road under her feet at last,
-that she presently found herself at Kew.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>If you must drift, there are few places better to
-drift to than Kew Gardens. Only if you go there
-just when the months have reached the bleak curve
-of the hill that runs down into spring, you must know
-where to find the best and most secret snowdrops.
-The suffragette knew. She was very familiar with
-the art of being alone in London.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You will perhaps not be surprised to learn that
-never once in her life had her leisure meant some one
-else’s pleasure. There had never been any one who
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_256'>256</span>would have been in the least interested to know that
-the suffragette had a few hours unbooked. She never
-regretted this fact, because she never noticed it.
-With the exception of Excursion Agents, I should
-think no one ever knew the holiday resorts around
-London better than she did. She could enjoy herself
-very much indeed sitting seriously on grass,
-watching a world dotted with sentimental cockneyism.
-It gave her no pang to be one among many
-twos.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>To-day she found the seat that sits forever looking
-at the place where the snowdrops should be, and
-only really lives when they come out. And when
-she got there, it was most annoying, she thought of
-the gardener, to the exclusion of everything else.
-After several minutes she found that she had been
-occupied in committing the address she had been
-given to memory.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Number Twenty-one Penny Street. Twenty-one
-Penny Street.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I cannot account for the occasional inconsistency of
-this woman except by reminding you of a certain well-known
-natural phenomenon. Just as a man whose
-arm has been amputated may still suffer from a
-phantom finger-ache, so a woman who has killed her
-heart must, at certain points in her life, feel the pain
-of a heart, as if the dead thing turned in its grave.
-One of the most tragic things about loss is that it is
-never annihilation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is absurd,” thought the suffragette, pulling
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_257'>257</span>herself together. “I must make a plan of campaign,
-as the M.S. Society would say. How am I
-going to start?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Brown Borough popularity is a slippery thing to
-seize. You must have a handle to grasp it by.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A robin appeared, like a fairy, between two snowdrops.
-He did not notice the suffragette, nevertheless
-he looked self-conscious. He re-arranged a perfectly
-neat feather, and glanced at his waistcoat to
-see whether its curve was correct. He even tried
-to glance over his waistcoat at his feet, but this was
-physically impossible. The suffragette loved him
-until she realised that he was in love, on which she
-wearied of him. A chirrup behind her drew her attention
-to the lady in the case.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I believe I’ll have to get hold of the priest,” said
-the suffragette. I have told you that she was devoid
-of tact. She never took enough notice of the
-world to sulk when the world was unkind, she was
-not human enough to quarrel. I have seen her give
-great offence to the Chief M.S. by borrowing a
-cigarette in the middle of a tempestuous scene of mutual
-reproach. She never reviewed the past when
-arranging for the future, and this, in human relations,
-is a fatal mistake.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She had an apple and an oatmeal biscuit in her
-bag. In spite of the robin’s sentimental drawbacks,
-she shared the biscuit with him and gave him the
-apple core. He finished the biscuit, and when about
-three-quarters through with the apple core, he remembered
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_258'>258</span>his affair of the heart. With the laboured
-altruism of the man in love, he tore himself
-away, and embodied the apple core theme in a little
-song, by way of informing the lady. She came, she
-began. Looking up with her third mouthful, she
-noticed the suffragette. With a hoarse chirp, she
-shot over the horizon.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He forgot to warn her,” sighed the suffragette.
-“Men <em>are</em> so unimaginative.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gentleman came back and finished the apple
-core.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette’s mind, which was rather sleepy,
-turned to the occasion when she too had shot away
-from destiny, over a blue horizon.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I left Courtesy as an apple core,” she said.
-“Men ought to be as good philosophers as robins,
-any day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>You and I are getting tired of this scene. And
-so was the suffragette. She shook herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I must wake up,” she said. “The incident is
-closed. I’m glad it’s closed. But I’m very glad it
-was once open. By mistake I came alive for a little
-while. I don’t believe in God, and I don’t believe in
-love. But I thank God I have met love—in a
-dream.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She might possibly have been referring to the
-robin drama. But I don’t think she was.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She put her chin up, and buttoned up the hair shirt,
-and exchanged the snowdrops for a ’bus.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_259'>259</span>It was the day after this that the priest was addressing
-his sister’s Girls’ Club in the Brown
-Borough. He was supplying food for the soul while
-his sister prepared food for the body. The girls
-were listening with the polite though precarious attention
-which Brown Borough girls always bring to
-bear on the first three hundred words of any address,
-especially if the addresser be a man. Factory girls
-are amiable creatures with something inborn that
-very closely resembles good manners. Unless you
-are so unfortunate as to stumble upon their sense of
-humour, they will always give you a hearing. Their
-sense of humour is broad, but only touched by certain
-restricted means. If you have a smut on your
-nose, or if your hat is on one side, or if you stammer
-in your speech, or if it is obvious that you have just
-sat in a puddle on alighting from your ’bus, you need
-cherish no hopes, but be sure that every word you say
-is only adding to the comedy of the situation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest was extremely neat, as usual. His
-piercing eyes under his grey hair looked dignified,
-and he was concealing moral quack remedies in
-gilded anecdotes with marked success. He had
-reached the critical point in a comic story about his
-recent adventures in the tropics, and was just preparing
-to lead the roar of amusement, when, over
-the heads of his audience, he saw a face that seemed
-terribly familiar. He finished the story with such
-gravity that nobody dared to smile.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_260'>260</span>“How unwise I was to put the idea into her
-head,” he told himself, and, descending from his
-eminence, went to meet her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This is indeed a surprise, yerce, yerce,” he said,
-shaking her coldly by the hand. He thought that
-she would be cut to the heart by the fact that he
-failed to qualify the surprise as pleasant. She did
-not notice the omission. She was not accustomed to
-being made very welcome.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have followed your advice,” she said. “I
-have come down to ask you for work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How very well-timed,” said the priest’s sister
-just behind him. “Christopher, introduce the young
-lady.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We will talk of that later,” said the priest. “I
-have not finished my address.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But he virtually had. For he could find nothing
-else to say, although he continued speaking. The
-girls lost interest, and began passing each other letters
-and photographs from their chaps. A little
-plain girl, beside whom the suffragette had taken her
-seat, handed her one of these documents.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I have said that the suffragette had a hard face—it
-is worth noting that no beggar ever begged of her
-unless he was blind. But I suppose she had loved
-women so long and so fiercely that there was something
-in her look that established confidence in the
-women she met. Nobody would have handed a
-love-letter to Mrs. Rust to read, within five minutes
-of her first appearance.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_261'>261</span>“The cocoa is ready, Christopher,” said the
-priest’s sister audibly, from an inner room.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A remark like this, though trivial, will throw almost
-any orator off his track. The priest stopped,
-with the resigned sigh of Christian irritation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette handed the letter back to her
-neighbour. “What a nice chap yours must be,” she
-said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Are you the young woman wot’s come to ply
-the pianner?” asked the girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m not sure,” replied the suffragette, with a
-guarded look at the priest. “I rather think I am.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This was luckily considered amusing, and over the
-cocoa the comments on the new young woman were
-favourable.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest’s sister came out from the inner room,
-whence proceeded the loud bubbling squeaks of
-cocoa-drinkers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now, Christopher,” she said, “why didn’t you
-tell me you had found a new helper?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do not know that I have, my dear,” replied the
-priest. “This young lady has misinterpreted something
-I said to her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s very lucky that she did, then,” said the
-priest’s sister. “We are so badly in need of a new
-voluntary helper.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You oblige me to put the matter baldly, my
-dear,” said the priest, keeping his temper with a
-creditable effort. “This is the young lady I mentioned
-to you last night in the course of conversation.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_262'>262</span>All our helpers hitherto have been of the highest
-moral character.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“From your face...” said the priest’s sister to
-the suffragette. “I am sure you mean well. I am
-sure you are not wicked. And if you have slipped,
-there is nothing like hard work in the Brown
-Borough to make you forget.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was so much startled to hear herself
-addressed in this unusual vein that she very
-nearly cried. It is rare to have tears so near so
-horny a surface as hers.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My dear&nbsp;...” said the priest. “I think you
-forget my position of authority in this parish. You
-also forget the pure young souls committed to your
-care in this club. Yerce, yerce.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He actually imagined the factory girls to be as
-innocent as himself. To him the words youth and
-innocence were indivisible.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, nonsense, Christopher,” said his sister.
-“She doesn’t necessarily want to help with this club,
-and even if she did she can’t convey infection to the
-girls by playing the piano to them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I do not expect she does play the piano,” said
-the priest lamely.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You do play, don’t you? You have such pretty
-hands.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After that, of course, the suffragette felt as though
-she could have played Strauss to please her. As a
-matter of fact she had little real articulate gift for
-music, but she never forgot a tune she had heard,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_263'>263</span>and found no difficulty in rendering the songs that
-always sang in her head, outwardly instead of inwardly.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest’s sister was not musical. Nor was she
-critical. She considered that the Brown Borough
-had in this newcomer found something it had lacked.
-The suffragette, who possessed certain secret springs
-of conceit, was to some extent of the same opinion.
-And by the end of the evening the majority of the
-girls shared this view.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you know a Mrs. Smith?” asked the suffragette,
-as she said good-bye.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I know perhaps five hundred Mrs. Smiths,” said
-the priest’s sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She wears a plush coat, and a baby, and a little
-girl of hers died in October.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“About two hundred and fifty out of the five hundred
-wear plush coats, and babies, and little girls
-that die.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wonder what surnames are for,” said the suffragette
-pettishly, “since they have ceased to distinguish
-one person from another?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If you come to me to-morrow,” said the priest’s
-sister, “I will give you the names of various women
-who want visiting. If your Mrs. Smith needs you,
-you will soon find her, if you live in the Brown
-Borough.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was a rash woman. She always
-abode by her own first choice. Before she went to
-see the priest’s sister in the morning, she found herself
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_264'>264</span>a Brown Borough lodging. She did this by the
-simple device of knocking on the door of the first
-house she saw that displayed a notice, “Apartment.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now then, wot’s the matter?” asked the lady
-who opened the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette, though impossible to silence, was
-easy to abash. And there is certainly something disheartening
-in such a salutation. However, she suggested
-that the notice in the window might excuse an
-intrusion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was very lucky; one always is when one
-doesn’t deserve to be so. She might have found a
-room with a brown wet ceiling curtseying floorward
-under the stress of many rains. She might have
-found a room peopled by a smell incredible, with rags
-stuffed into panes that had been broken by a merciful
-accident. She might have found walls discoloured
-by dark patches that looked like old blood. All these
-things are apt to decorate Woman’s Sphere in the
-Brown Borough.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the suffragette had, by mistake, knocked on
-the door of the most respectable house in the most
-respectable street in the district. She found a clean,
-though dark room, with a window blinking against
-the sun at a back yard filled with snowdrops. The
-wall-paper talked in a loud voice of tulips: wine-coloured
-tulips trampled on each other and wrestled
-for supremacy over every inch of it. The tablecloth
-and carpet were the colour of terra-cotta, and
-firmly disagreed with every word the wall-paper said.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_265'>265</span>Two horse-hair chairs, in sullen brown, looked moodily
-at each other across the table.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette never asked more than that her
-body might live in a clean place. She kept her mind
-detachable from colour schemes. After all, what is
-my body for but to enclose me?</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll have the room,” said the suffragette, as if it
-had been a cake of soap.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was like a dream to the landlady, a dream she
-had never been sufficiently feverish to indulge in.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll have it?” she gasped.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yes. Why not? What’s the rent, by the
-way?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The landlady, by means of a rapid mental process
-of multiplication, rose manfully to the occasion.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All right, fifteen shillings,” said the suffragette.
-“I’ll come in to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She went to see the priest’s sister, but to her mild
-annoyance found the priest instead.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My sister suggested that you should visit the
-Wigskys,” said the priest, who never bore malice, as
-far as one could see. He never allowed you for a
-moment to forget that he was a Christian. “Mrs.
-Wigsky’s latest baby hasn’t been christened. Also I
-think the eldest girl must be getting into bad ways;
-she has left the excellent place I found for her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And must I persuade the baby to be christened?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Not the child itself. You had better do your
-best to persuade the mother.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_266'>266</span>“But supposing she refuses on principle?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest fixed her with his piercing eye.
-“There can be no principle contrary to the Right,”
-he said. “The opposite to Right is Wrong.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How simple!” said the suffragette. “But
-won’t Hell be terribly overcrowded?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest sighed, and certainly with reason.
-But he remembered that he was very broad-minded,
-and that he had often said that everybody had a right
-to their own opinion. He remembered that the soft
-answer that turneth away the fatuity of women had
-found a place even in the New Testament.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No one would be more loth than I&nbsp;...” he
-said, “to classify as condemned all whose views do
-not coincide with the dictates of the Church. Let us
-rather call them mistaken.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette shut in a renewed protest with a
-snap of her jaws. Although she badly needed a
-handle by which to seize the Brown Borough, surely
-there must be other handles than the Church. She
-determined secretly on determination as her unaided
-weapon.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But she went to see the Wigskys. She found
-them—a large family, red and mutually wrathful in
-an atmosphere of hot smells ancient and modern.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When she got inside the door she wondered why
-she had come. The baby screaming on its mother’s
-breast looked incorrigibly heathen, the eldest girl
-looked wholly unsuited to any “excellent place” discovered
-by the priest.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_267'>267</span>“Wooder <em>you</em> want?” asked the harassed mother,
-a drab and dusty creature, with the used look of
-cold ashes.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve come from Father Christopher&nbsp;...” began
-the suffragette, wishing she had come from some
-one else.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’N you can go back to Farver Christopher,”
-said Mrs. Wigsky. “Becos I ain’t goin’ to ’ave
-no more bibies christened. It’s ’eaven ’ere, an’
-’eaven there, this biby’s goin’ ter grow up ’eeven fer
-a chinge. It carn’t get us into worse trouble nor
-wot we’ve ’ad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I haven’t come to bother you,” said the suffragette.
-“After all, it’s your baby, not Father Christopher’s.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s wot I ses,” said the mother, slightly mollified.
-“Well, if you ’aven’t come abaht Biby, wot
-’ave you come for?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve come because I want to find friends in the
-Brown Borough. If you don’t want me, please tell
-me to go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The Brown Borough never protests if you surprise
-it; and in any case, Mrs. Wigsky’s soul was too
-dead for consistent protest. Also it was certainly
-a change to be visited by one who lacked the visitor’s
-apprising eye, who seemed unaware of an unswept
-floor and an unmade bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“As Father Christopher talked about the Brown
-Borough women&nbsp;...” said the suffragette, “I
-wanted more and more to know them, because it
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_268'>268</span>seems to me so splendid to keep going at all in the
-Brown Borough. I must tell you I always love
-women. So you must forgive me for coming.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’Tain’t often as lidies come to admire us,” said
-Mrs. Wigsky. “They allus comes to show us ’ow
-wrong we are.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m not a lady,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ow, yus you are,” said the eldest girl, speaking
-for the first time.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Are you the girl that’s out of a job?” asked the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Yus. Farver Christopher got me a job as general
-to the lidy oo keeps the post orfice. She give
-me three-an’-six a week an’ no food, an’ mother ain’t
-earnin’ now, an’ Tom’s in ’orsbital, so it weren’t
-good enough. I run awiy. She ’it me too, an’ mide
-me cerry up the coals. But ’er bein’ a lidy, I couldn’t
-siy much—I jus’ run awiy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wish you’d hit her back,” said the suffragette.
-“And I wish the word ‘lady’ had never been invented.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Lidies is lidies, an’ generals is generals,” said
-Mrs. Wigsky. “Gawd mide it so, an’ you carn’t
-get over it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sure God never made it so,” said the suffragette.
-“He made men and women, and nothing
-else. He made man in His own image, and left
-woman to make herself. And she’s doing it.
-That’s what makes us all so proud to be women.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m not proud of bein’ a woman. I’m sick of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_269'>269</span>it,” said Mrs. Wigsky; but the girl said, “You do
-talk beautiful, miss. I b’leeve I’m a little bit proud.
-Anywiy, I wouldn’t be a man for somefink.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Men,” sniffed Mrs. Wigsky. “It’s men wot
-does all the ’arm. An’ yet you carn’ get along wivout
-’em altogether. They’re so ’elpless.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>(I hope you notice this truth, one of the few unposed
-truths in this book. Man is potentially a son,
-and woman is potentially a mother; woman depends
-on the dependence of man. The spinster, if pathetic
-at all, is pathetic because she has no one to look
-after, not because there is no one to look after her.
-Bear in mind that the conventional spinster keeps a
-canary as a substitute for a husband.)</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“All the same,” said the suffragette, “men are
-proud of being men, and that is one of the greatest
-virtues. I don’t suppose there is a man in London
-who would be general to a Post Office lady at three-and-six
-a week and no food.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>This was thought to be supremely witty, and the
-suffragette rose to depart on the crest of a ripple of
-popularity. The girl followed her half-way downstairs.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You fink that I was roight then to chuck that
-job, miss?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette at that moment parted company
-with Father Christopher.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Certainly I think you were right. It’s very
-wrong to take less money than you’re worth. I’d
-rather lend your mother money to get on with until
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_270'>270</span>you can get a worth-while job than let a friend of
-mine go so cheap as three-and-six a week. You can
-give your mother this address, and tell her I’ll come
-to see her again very soon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>As she reached the first landing, she became aware
-of a fresh twist in the maze. I think drama of a
-rather sombre variety is the very life of the Brown
-Borough, and I defy you to thread its streets or
-climb its stairways for half a day without meeting
-some Thing you never met before.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The doorway on the first landing was practically
-filled by a woman, whose most surprising characteristic
-was that her right eye was filled with blood.
-The blood was running down on to the breast of her
-dress.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m feelin’ that queer,” said the woman. “It’s
-the sight o’ blood allus mikes me queer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You must let me help you,” said the suffragette.
-“You must let me put you on your bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman laughed and remained swaying in the
-doorway.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Bedder standen’&nbsp;...” she mumbled hysterically.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She was an enormous woman, and effectually
-blocked the doorway. For one mad moment the
-suffragette meditated climbing over her. An obstacle
-always had an irresistible fascination for her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t be so silly,” said the suffragette. “Let
-me come in at once. I am here to help. Stand
-aside.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman laughed again, and her head suddenly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_271'>271</span>lolled down upon her breast. A little drip
-of blood ran down upon the floor.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are making a mess on the floor,” said the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a magic in the words. I suppose their
-power lay in their utter futility. The woman stood
-aside.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Now let me get you to bed,” said the suffragette
-as she entered. But there was no bed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There were a dresser, a small table, and a chair.
-There was also a man, noisily asleep upon the
-chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ran me eye agin the corner of the tible,” said
-the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How very unlucky,” said the suffragette, “considering
-the table’s practically the only thing in the
-room. Except the man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She took the back of the chair and tipped it forward.
-She tilted it to such an angle that nobody
-in their senses could have remained seated in it.
-But a guardian angel seems to look after the drunk
-at the expense of the sober. When because she was
-not a professional weight-lifter, the suffragette had
-to let the chair revert to its natural position, the man
-was still comfortably asleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman fainted in the corner.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Wake up, you damned pig!” said the suffragette,
-with the utmost strength of her soft voice,
-and she struck his shoulder with all the weight of a
-perfectly useless fist.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_272'>272</span>“Shall I fetch a policeman?” asked Miss Wigsky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The Law’s no good,” said the suffragette frowning.
-“I don’t believe there is a law against a man
-being drunk in the only chair. Do you think you
-could borrow a cushion or two from your mother,
-so that we could make the woman comfy on the
-floor?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>By the time Miss Wigsky returned with the relic
-of a pillow, the suffragette had bathed the blood
-from the eye.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Woz this?” inquired the woman, opening the
-surviving eye upon the appearance of Miss Wigsky.
-“Woz this? Pillers? Tike ’em awiy. I
-’aven’t bin to bed in the diytime for twenty years,
-nor I ain’t goin’ to begin now....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You must lie down,” said the suffragette.
-“And I will fetch the doctor to sew up your
-eye.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Bless yer&nbsp;...” crowed the invalid. “S’long
-as I’ve got legs to walk to the doctor on, you kin
-bet yer life ’e won’t walk to me. I’ll go’n see ’im,
-soon’s as I stop bein’ all of a tremble.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll come with you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“As you please.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Miss Wigsky escaped.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why do you allow that man to be drunk in
-here?” asked the suffragette after a pause.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“’E don’t arsk my leave.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is he your husband?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_273'>273</span>“No. ’E is in a manner of speakin’. But I
-wouldn’t really marry a soppy bloke like thet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then why do you have soppy blokes crowding
-you out of your own furniture?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ow, one must ’ave a man about the plice.
-Feels more ’omely-like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Does he work for you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t fink.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is he very good to you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The woman, not unnaturally, began to get restive.
-“’Oo ye’re gettin’ at? Nat’rally a man ain’t
-soothin’ syrup when ’e come ’ome as my young
-man come ’ome an hour ago. ’E’s better’n
-some.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a long silence. Then the suffragette
-said, “Women seem to be extraordinarily cheap in
-the market. They hire themselves out to the man
-who hits the hardest. It makes one almost tired of
-being a woman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Look ’ere&nbsp;...” said the patient wrathfully, but
-she stopped there. Presently she sat up and said,
-“I’m goin’ to doctor’s now. And if you ain’t still
-too <em>tired</em>, miss, perhaps you’ll see me as fur as the
-’orspital....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So the suffragette laid hold of the Closed Door
-of the Brown Borough, by the handle of her fanatic
-determination. She never saw the impossibility of
-victory. It was the earliest of the early spring, and
-there was hope in the air. For many weeks hope
-was her only luxury. With it she sweetened her
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_274'>274</span>bread and margarine when she rose, to the tune of
-it she munched her nightly tripe and onions. She
-saw the mirage of the end in sight, and with her great
-faith she almost made it real. She was a blind
-optimist where women were concerned.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>On the initiative of the priest’s sister, she attended
-the Church Girls’ Club three evenings a week. On
-her own initiative she played the Church false, and
-established in its own field of labour, behind its back,
-the foundation of her task.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was originally Miss Wigsky’s fault. Miss
-Wigsky was a girl of practical energy, a warring
-spirit, a potential suffragette. She had long been a
-militant resister of the Church Club ideal, but when
-the suffragette became one of its regular adherents,
-Miss Wigsky joined it at once. Hers was the active
-responsibility for what followed, and ’Tilda’s the
-passive. I think I have mentioned ’Tilda before,
-though not by name. She was a small white creature
-who had committed the absurdity of losing her
-heart to the suffragette at first sight, and had sealed
-her admiration by laying bare the letter of her chap
-at their first meeting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the
-moment of confidences. It was during this comparatively
-peaceful time that the suffragette made
-friends, and it was at this point that ’Tilda one evening
-approached her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Jenny Wigsky’s a funny gel,” said ’Tilda.
-“She’s bin talkin’ about you, miss. I got a new
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_275'>275</span>job the other day, very little money—piece-work—on’y
-shillin’ a diy if I work ever so ’ard. I ses to
-Jenny, ‘I’m a good gel I am, to tike less money than
-I’m worth just to ’elp my muvver.’ But Jenny ses
-I’m a very bad gel—she ses you ses as it’s wicked
-to tike bad money.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t say it was wicked—I wouldn’t use the
-word,” said the suffragette. “But I do think it’s
-selfish. Every time a girl takes too little money,
-she may be forcing another girl to take less. You
-know it’s partly your fault that women’s wages are
-so bad. You can feel now that you’ve had a share
-in the work of sweating women, ’Tilda.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Didn’t I tell you?” said Miss Wigsky. “Why
-don’t you do as I do, an’ stick out for ten?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But you’re not gettin’ it,” objected ’Tilda.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m goin’ to get it, I am. I’m goin’ back to my
-ol’ tride—box-miking. I left it becos the work
-was so ’ard, but the money’s better.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t mind how hard people work, as long as
-they get paid for it,” said the suffragette. “Of
-course, you have to do good work for good money.
-What I mean is that I think it’s just as dishonest to
-take too little money as it is to do too little
-work.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But wot’s the good of one standin’ out?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very little good. But more good in a dozen
-standing out and more still in a hundred.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Le’s start a sassiety,” suggested the strenuous
-Miss Wigsky. “You could be the Preserdink, miss,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_276'>276</span>an’ I’ll ’elp yer. We’ll call ourselves the ‘Suffragette
-Gels,’ an’ we won’t allow none of us to tike
-less money than ten shillin’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Garn&nbsp;...” said ’Tilda. “Thet’s a Tride Union,
-thet is. A man’s gime. If I chuck my job,
-’oo’s goin’ to keep me til I get a better one. Muvver?
-I don’t fink....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I will,” said the suffragette. “If there’s anybody
-here earning less than ten shillings a week,
-I’ll give them seven-and-six a week for a fortnight
-if they have to chuck their job, and I’ll also give a
-prize of seven-and-six at the end of the fortnight to
-the girl who’s increased her wages the most.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>No plan could ever have been less planned. She
-thought of it as she spoke of it, a most rash method.
-But Miss Wigsky immediately set to work to hew
-it into shape.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll ’ave to arringe for piece-work, miss,” she
-said. “Anybody on piece-work could increase their
-wiges by working for twenty-four hours a diy, but it
-wouldn’t be fair.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nobody must work after eight at night,” said
-the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“An’ if two or three gets the sime rise?” suggested
-Miss Wigsky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll give them each seven-and-six,” said the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Of the twenty girls present, three were earning
-over ten shillings and entered a different class of the
-competition, working for the prize without the maintenance,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_277'>277</span>if a rise should be found possible without
-loss of employment. Of the remaining seventeen,
-two refused to compete, and one was too small to be
-worth more than her present earnings. The other
-fourteen determined on an immediate attack on their
-employers. Chances were discussed instead of
-dances for the rest of the evening.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My boss’ll siy—the money’s there—you kin
-tike it or leave it. ’E’s said that before.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My boss’ll smile—’e allus calls me ’Tip-a-wink,
-becos I’m the smallest gel there. ’E’s never cross—my
-boss ain’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think I’ll win the prize easy—don’t know why
-I never thought of it before. Buster—my boss—ses
-I’ve got the ’andiest ’ands wiv the bristles as ever
-’e see.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My missus’ll siy—there’s ’undreds of sluts in
-the Borough twice as good as you, an’ I like yer imperence,
-an’ you kin tike the sack wivout notice.
-She allus calls me a slut—we won’t be sorry to
-part.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shall stick to the fevver work, an’ tike up
-curlin’ an’ sewin’, as well as the knotting. I bin
-too lizy up to now, but I’ve got an aunt in the tride
-as ’ud learn me in no time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At closing time the priest drew the suffragette
-aside.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I heard Jane Wigsky’s voice constantly raised
-in the dining-room this evening. I want your opinion
-of that girl. Yerce, yerce. She seems to me
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_278'>278</span>rough and coarse, and I am tempted to think she is
-a disturbing influence in the Club.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“She’s not so disturbing as I am,” said the suffragette,
-with a spasm of conscience.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Oh, don’t say that,” said the priest, whose sister
-had been readjusting his manners. “Don’t be
-disheartened, you will soon get into our ways, yerce,
-yerce. But to return to Jane Wigsky, I do not like
-the girl. She is impertinent and self-assured. I
-feel sure she puts ideas into the girls’ heads.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I shouldn’t think an idea more or less would
-make much difference.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The priest sighed. I am not surprised. I quite
-admit that the suffragette was an infuriating person.
-I yield to none in my admiration for any one who
-could manage to keep their temper with her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You know I mean harmful ideas. She has no
-staying power. She left excellent employment, apparently
-simply through a whim. Her mistress, the
-postmistress, is a great friend of mine. In short, I
-consider the girl undesirable, and we are thinking of
-asking her to leave the Club.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette became red.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sorry the postmistress is a friend of yours,”
-she said. “Because she can’t be a very admirable
-friend. She herself admits that she only paid the
-girl three-and-six a week, with no food except a cup
-of tea at mid-day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Poor wages, yerce, yerce. But far better than
-idleness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_279'>279</span>“Infinitely worse,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A rather feverish silence fell for a moment. I
-think the priest said a prayer. At any rate he
-thought he did.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Surely you have some sympathy with our aims
-in this Club. Surely you agree that it is a worthy
-ideal to try to raise the level of the young womanhood
-of the Borough. Surely you see that we cannot
-do this unless we keep the girls in good uplifting
-company. Jane Wigsky is a bad girl. One must
-draw the line between good and bad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“One may draw a line, but one needn’t build a
-barrier. And even to draw a line, one should have
-very good sight.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I think I hardly need your advice on the
-management of a parish I have served for twenty-two
-years. If this were my Club I should request
-you to find some other outlet for your energies.
-But my sister is very obstinate. Good
-evening.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>A certain amount of success attended the efforts
-of the Suffragette Girls. By the end of that week,
-three girls had been given a rise for the asking, the
-extent of it varying from sixpence to two shillings.
-Several had got a promise of a rise when work
-should be less slack, only three had taken the drastic
-step of leaving their employment. The piece-workers
-with few exceptions were working for a wage
-which seemed unalterable. An envelope-folder
-raised her earnings from three halfpence a thousand
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_280'>280</span>to twopence. But as a rule there is no labour groove
-so deep as the piece-worker’s.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was on the Thursday night before Good
-Friday that the suffragette, dressed in a dressing-gown,
-sat before her fire remembering the simplest
-character in this simple book—Scottie
-Brown.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s dog-stealing,” she thought, “no less. Miss
-Brown may return to the Island any time crying out
-for Scottie to come and comfort her. And Scottie
-will be languishing in England, undergoing quarantine.
-We are dog-thieves.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The “we” sent a little heat-wave over the place
-where her heart should have been.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She had been working very hard all day, walking
-about the Brown Borough collecting its worries.
-She was so tired that she could not rest, could not
-go to bed, could not do anything except sit on her
-hearthrug and think feverishly of things that did not
-matter.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Outwardly the suffragette, when in her dressing-gown,
-and with her hair drawn into a small smooth
-plait, approached more nearly her vocation than under
-any other circumstances. She was a nun, dedicated
-to an unknown God.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A person to see you,” said the landlady, and
-flung open the door. The suffragette shot to her
-feet, with a momentary terrible suspicion that the
-landlady had said “parson.” Visions of a bashful
-curate brought face to face with a militant suffragette
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_281'>281</span>in her dressing-gown, were, however, swept
-away by the entrance of Miss Wigsky.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s a —— shime,” remarked the visitor loudly,
-discarding the convention of greeting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Sure to be,” said the suffragette, sinking down
-upon the hearthrug again. “Nearly everything’s
-that kind of shame. Sit down and tell me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I tol’ you I’d got a job, you know, at Smiff’s—boot-uppers.
-A lucky find it were, I thought, ten
-shillin’ a week an’ I was to be learnt ’ow to work
-a machine. ’E ses ’e thought I was a likely sort on
-Monday when I went, but ’e ses as ’e was goin’ to
-learn me somethink, an’ ’e wanted a special sort of
-gel, like, ’e ars’t for references. Knowin’ as ’e was
-a religious sort of gentleman, an’ give ’eaps of money
-to the Church, I tol’ ’im Farver Christopher for my
-reference, because Farver Christopher’s known
-Muvver sence she married, an’ allus said ’e would
-’elp ’er whenever ’e could. So when I went agine
-yesterday, to Smiff’s, ’e ses as ’ow Farver Christopher
-’adn’t spoke well of me—said I was unreliable,
-an’ never stuck to one job. So Mr. Smiff ses
-in thet cise I wouldn’t suit, but ’e ses as I looked likely
-’e’d give me a job as packer at six shillin’. I ses as
-I couldn’ afford to tike so little money, an’ I tol’ ’im
-about you an’ the Suffragette Gels. ’E ses you
-oughter be ashimed of yoursel’, an’ ’e’d write an’
-tell Farver Christopher as ’ow ’is Club was an ’otbed
-of somethink or other. I ’ites Farver Christopher—curse
-’im—an’ ’e miking belief to be so ’elpful.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_282'>282</span>I was in my first job free years, an’ jus’ because I
-chucked the —— job ’e found for me, ’e does me
-dirty like this. Curse ’im.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t,” said the suffragette. “Suffragettes
-don’t waste breath in cursing—even when there
-seems to be nothing to do but curse.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“This evenin’&nbsp;...” continued Miss Wigsky, “I
-went to the Club to see if you was there, though it
-wasn’t your night. Farver Christopher turned me
-out, ’e did. ’E’s turned out fifteen of the gels, an’
-tol’ them never to come back no more. ’E found out
-from the others which was the suffragette gels, an’
-turned ’em out. I stood up to ’im, and arsk’ ’im
-wotever we’ve done that’s wrong, there ain’t no ’arm,
-I ses, in tryin’ to get a livin’ wige. I arsk’ ’im ’ow
-’e’d like to live under seven shillin’ a week. ’E ses
-as ’ow God ’ad called us to this stite of life, an’ it
-was wicked to try an’ alter it. ’E ses as women are
-pide what they’re worth, an’ God mide rich an’ poor
-an’ men an’ women, an’ never meant the poor to be
-rich, or women to be pretending they was as good
-as men&nbsp;... I spit at ’im, miss, I ’ope you’ll excuse
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll excuse you,” said the suffragette, “though
-I don’t think it was a very artistic protest. I am
-most awfully sorry for you, Jenny, but I’m not surprised.
-For you know when you became a suffragette
-you agreed to fight, and now you’ve found out
-what you’re fighting, that’s all. Suffragettes are just
-soldiers—only more sober—and when they meet
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_283'>283</span>the enemy, they just get more determined, not more
-excited. If you were a soldier and got wounded,
-we should be sorry for you, but also rather proud of
-you. We must collect the suffragette girls somewhere
-else, and make the army grow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t believe you can, miss. I went to see
-’Tilda, an’ she was pretty near soppy about it. She’s
-piece-work, an’ carn’ get ’er boss to rise ’er, so she
-ain’t done nothink to be turned out of the Club for,
-she ses. She ses as ’ow she won’t never ’ave nuffink
-more to do wiv them suffragettes. Then I met Lil,
-the tow-’aired gel—she was drunk—at the corner
-of the Delta. She puts it all on you, miss.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Do you feel like that?” asked the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ow well, in a manner o’ speakin’, it wouldn’
-’ave ’appened if it ’adn’t bin for you, miss. But I
-don’t feel sore against you, not really. You did it
-for the best. You miy be right about fightin’ the
-enemy, on’y the enemy’s too strong. P’r’aps Farver
-Christopher’s right, an’ God mide women to starve
-till they marry, an’ get beaten till they die....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If there is a God,” said the suffragette in a low
-voice, “the only possible conclusion is that he is an
-Anti. Still, even a God can be fought.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Ow, I’m sick o’ fightin’,” said Miss Wigsky.
-“I shall go orf wiv my chap, though ’e is out of
-work....”</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The gardener was at 21 Penny Street, waiting for
-an answer to his message. To pass the time he had
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_284'>284</span>found work, or rather work had found him, for he
-was a man of luck. Eventually, instead of an answer,
-Mrs. Paul Rust called on him.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“How’s your son?” asked the gardener, who
-was pleased to meet some one who had met the
-suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Beneath his superficial “unscathed” pose, there
-was a layer of deep faithfulness. He knew by now
-that the suffragette was not worthy of the love of a
-sober Assistant Secretary to a Society Which Believed
-Itself of Great Importance (one of his
-latest practical poses). But the thing one knows
-makes no difference to the thing one feels, if
-one is young. The gardener was under the impression
-that his wisdom had dethroned the suffragette
-from her eminence, but his heart, with
-the obstinacy peculiar to hearts, continued to look
-up.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My son is bad. He gets no stronger. There
-is no reason why he shouldn’t get up, except that he
-isn’t strong enough to walk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m sorry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m not,” said Mrs. Rust automatically, and
-stood checked by such a decided lie.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What annoys me is Courtesy,” she said after
-a pause. “Courtesy indeed, she hasn’t treated me
-fairly. She had the impertinence to tell me last week
-that she was engaged to that ridiculous young Wise
-she picked up at Greyville. Engaged indeed, it’s
-stuff and nonsense, pure defiance. She’s treated me
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_285'>285</span>as a sort of matrimonial agent. I wasn’t paying her
-£200 a year to look for a husband.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No,” agreed the gardener. “Then why don’t
-you forbid the banns?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Poor Mrs. Rust’s helplessness in the hands of
-Courtesy rose vaguely to her memory. “Stuff and
-nonsense,” she said. “I haven’t yet decided what
-steps I shall take in the matter. There is no immediate
-hurry. She has suggested letting the matter
-drop until Samuel is better. She has many failings,
-but I think she is fond of me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That’s a very attractive failing,” admitted the
-gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t come here to discuss Courtesy with
-you,” snapped Mrs. Rust, suddenly remembering
-her temper. “I came because Samuel wanted me
-to come. He seems to be under delusions about you,
-he thinks he owes you gratitude. In fact—probably
-under the influence of delirium—he once said
-you financed his hotel. As a matter of fact I
-financed it myself, it owes its present success to me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s awfully good of you to come all this way
-to bring me misdirected gratitude,” said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “I
-wouldn’t stir an inch out of my way to make you
-more conceited than you are. But that is the worst
-of having a son, you have to pay occasional attention
-to his wishes. Besides, Courtesy brought me up
-to town and gave the address to the chauffeur, so I
-really wasn’t consulted. Samuel wishes to see you.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_286'>286</span>All the time he was ill he was asking for the Tra-la-la
-young man, and now I find he means you. I might
-have said that right at the beginning, and not have
-wasted all this time listening to your chatter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’m very glad you didn’t,” said the gardener.
-“I couldn’t bear a caller who came straight to the
-point in five words and then left.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “Are you
-coming?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was half-past three on Good Friday afternoon.
-There is something about that little Easter cluster
-of Sundays that weighs your heart down, if you are
-in postless London, and expecting a letter.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Where is your son?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In Hampshire, in the Cottage Hospital, near
-the Red Place. You could put up at the Red Place.
-Samuel, being a fool, said you might have the big
-black and white room on the first floor. He might
-have let it for five guineas over Bank Holiday.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What time is the train?” asked the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“My car is at the door. The chauffeur is a dangerous
-lunatic, and there seems to me to be every
-likelihood that the back wheel will come off before
-we get out of London. But—are you coming?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So the gardener came. Seated behind the dangerous
-lunatic, over the dangerous back wheel, and beside
-a hostess in a musical comedy motor bonnet, he
-followed once more the road that led to the gods.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He had left his address with Miss Shakespeare for
-the forwarding of letters.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_287'>287</span>The great surprise of spring awaited them outside
-London. There were lambs under a pale sky, and
-violets under pale green hedges. Gnarled trees, like
-strong men’s muscles, curved out of roadside copses,
-lit with a green radiance. There was lilac smiling
-across the cottage gardens, there were wallflowers
-blotted dark against whitewashed walls. But when
-they reached the pines and heath they left the spring
-behind. Only the larches preached its gospel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You had better come and see Samuel first,” said
-Mrs. Rust. “He is anxious to see you. He always
-was a fool.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So they passed the Red Place. It flared out at
-them along a sombre ride that cut the woods in two.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Samuel says his gods look after the place as well
-as any manager, while he is away. But of course
-he has a chef now, and a competent bureau clerk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I suppose you couldn’t ask the gods to dish up
-the dinner, or make out the bills,” admitted the gardener
-regretfully. “But I wonder if there’s room
-for the gods as well as the chef and the competent
-bureau clerk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Stuff and nonsense,” said Mrs. Rust. “A good
-dinner’s worth all the gods in mythology.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They drove up to their destination.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The cottage hospital had only recruited to the
-service of the sick in later life. For a hundred years
-or so it had been the haunt of the wicked landowner.
-Worldly squires’ wives had given tea in its paved
-pergola to curates’ wives in their best hats. But
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_288'>288</span>as the house grew older it reformed. Its walls,
-steeped in the purple village gossip of a century, now
-echoed only to the innocent if technical prattle of
-nurses. The only person who walked in its garden
-was Sister: she threw crumbs to the goldfish as severely
-as though the crumbs were for their good.
-For the blessing which the house inherited from its
-past was its garden. A small garden, like a cut
-emerald, but reflecting all other jewels. It was a
-garden that tried to enshrine sombre peace amid the
-vivid riot of spring. Its high clipped hedges drew
-decorously angular reflections in the pools. Brown
-wallflowers hid the feet of the hedges. The lilacs
-seemed somehow turned to half mourning by the
-proximity of a copper beech. A veil of tree seeds
-spinning down the wind fell diagonally across the
-garden. The pink horse chestnut was very symmetrical.
-Only the little saxifrages protested against
-the geometrical correctness of the paving-stones, and
-forget-me-nots sang a shrill song in blue from the
-restraining chaperonage of red pottery tubs. A little
-cupid with a dislocated hip played a noiseless flute
-from a pedestal. The garden was a prig, but it
-was the sort of prig that makes you wonder whether
-after all it is worth while to be so exquisitely sinful.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They found Samuel Rust, who was the only patient
-in the hospital, the centre of a mist of nurses.
-He was lying in the shade of a great smooth yew
-pyramid with a military-looking bird fashioned on
-the top of it. Samuel Rust, that unusual young man,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_289'>289</span>could never be much paler than he had been when
-in health, but he was grey now, rather than white,
-and his round sequins of eyes were set in a deeper
-setting.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The Tra-la-la young man,” he said as the gardener
-approached. “I have been wondering why
-I wanted to see you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So have I,” said Mrs. Rust, who, after a momentary
-lapse into a maternal expression, had turned
-her back on the invalid.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let’s pretend I’m just an ordinary sick-bed visitor,
-then,” suggested the gardener. “One never
-knows why—or whether—one wants to see that
-sort of visitor. In that case I have to begin:—Dear
-Mr. Rust, I hope you are much better.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Still posing,” said Samuel. “What is your latest
-attitude?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I never pose,” said the gardener. “I have a
-horror of the pose. My mind’s eye sometimes
-changes the spectacles it wears, but that’s all. I now
-find that all along the gods were intending me to
-be a business man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Hard luck,” said Samuel.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The nurses had melted away, and Mrs. Rust followed
-them into the house. The sun was making
-ready for his triumph in the west and a diffident
-moon perched on the peak of the pink horse chestnut.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Perhaps one ought to have foreseen the gods’
-intention of making you a business man,” said Samuel,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_290'>290</span>“for you certainly carried out the unscrupulous
-deceiver part with wonderful success—That is—jolly
-well—what? My Red Place now sings a
-hymn of praise to you, to the tune of ten pounds a
-week—clear.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t mention it,” said the gardener. “It
-didn’t need much unscrupulous deceiving to persuade
-your mother to get her heart to work. And, to tell
-you the truth, the end was rather drowned in the
-means on that journey. I got so busy living—I
-only thought of you when absolutely necessary.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t expect you to wear my image graven on
-your heart, what?” said Samuel. “You are young,
-and living should certainly be your business. Is that
-why you said you were a business man? I have
-often thought that being young and only lately set
-up in business, you had no business to saddle yourself
-with a wife.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No business whatever,” admitted the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Then why did you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Good heavens,” said Samuel fretfully, “why
-was I born in such a cryptic age?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The truth is—I spoke in a futurist sense when
-I called her my wife.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In other words, you lied,” suggested Samuel.
-“You just took a little tame woman on a string for
-a trip, as many better men have done before you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I dragged a woman by force across the Atlantic,
-and then she ran away. She ran back home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_291'>291</span>“The silly ass,” said Mr. Rust irritably. “Why
-did she do that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The attitude of women towards force&nbsp;...” said
-the gardener sententiously, “is not what psychologists
-make it out to be. By some of the books I’ve
-read, I would have thought that women worshipped
-brute force; I would have thought that they kept
-their hair long specially in order to be dragged about
-by it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have known very few women really well,” said
-Samuel; “and the ones I knew didn’t wear hair that
-they could be dragged about by. I should think the
-final disappearance of your post-impressionist wife
-was rather a good riddance.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It was neither good nor a riddance. In the
-same futurist sense I still call her my wife. It’s an
-effort, I admit, to continue to be fond of a militant
-suffragette, and yet somehow it’s an effort I can’t
-help making.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Courtesy appeared, her hair an impudent rival to
-the sunset.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve brought your book from the library,” she
-said. “I couldn’t get any books by Somethingevsky,
-as you asked, so I brought <cite>The Rosary</cite>.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I ought to congratulate you on your engagement,”
-said the gardener. “In fact—Mrs. Rust
-being out of earshot—I do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Thank you,” said Courtesy, looking wonderfully
-pretty. “I wish everybody in the world was as
-happy as I am, though of course marriage is an
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_292'>292</span>awful risk. How’s your young woman, gardener?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“As militant as ever,” said the gardener. “I’m
-expecting a letter from her any day, or a telegram
-any minute.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, is she coming down here?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Probably,” said the gardener. He had absolutely
-no grounds for his confidence except the
-ground of youth, and that, of course, is only a quicksand.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the funny thing was she came.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>For she cried all her current stock of militancy
-away on Thursday night, and by three o’clock on
-Good Friday afternoon she was on the door-step of
-21 Penny Street.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Even if slavery and polygamy become the fashion,”
-she argued characteristically, “Scottie Brown
-will still be wrongfully detained in quarantine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was not to Scottie Brown that her thoughts
-turned when the maid told her that Mr. Gardener
-had gone to the country for Easter.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But I must see him,” said the suffragette, who
-was a little drunk with the bitter beverage of tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s impossible,” said the maid. “I tell you—he’s
-away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The word “impossible” as usual acted as a challenge.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Might I have his address?” said the caller.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>After consultation with Miss Shakespeare the address
-was produced, and the suffragette’s decision
-made.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_293'>293</span>“The Red Place.... His friend lives there—Mrs.
-Rust’s son. Anyway there’s no harm in going
-to a country hotel for Easter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was quite an advance for the suffragette to be
-human enough to consider whether there was any
-harm or not.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So she went home and had a ten minutes’ interview
-with the mustard-coloured portmanteau, and
-then she put it and herself into a third-class carriage
-marked Girton Magna.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>At sunset she arrived at the Red Place, and by
-luck extraordinary managed to procure a small attic
-which the tide of holiday-makers had passed by.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She saw the gardener first at dinner-time, and he
-looked almost as incredible to her as she did to him.
-It always surprises me to see a person looking exactly
-like themselves after absence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>When the gardener first saw the suffragette, he
-swallowed a spoonful of soup which was very much
-too hot, and rose. Courtesy was in the middle of
-a remark, and looked surprised to see him go.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I knew I should hear or see something of you
-soon,” said the gardener, shaking the suffragette’s
-hand as usual an excessive number of times. “And
-yet I’m awfully surprised too,” admitted the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Just an Easter holiday?” suggested the gardener
-carelessly. “But what luck you chose the
-Red Place.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It wasn’t exactly luck. I knew you were here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_294'>294</span>Tears had been trembling in the gardener’s eyes
-since the swallowing of the soup, he very nearly
-shed them now.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Waiter,” he called, “move that lady’s place to
-our table.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette was excited and flushed. She
-looked almost pretty.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can’t imagine why I came,” she said when the
-change was effected and greetings had been exchanged.
-“I think I must have come in delirium.
-The woman I used to be never comes into the country
-except on business, and, in the case of friends,
-makes a principle of ‘out of sight, out of mind.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hope you left that woman behind—permanently,”
-said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“No. That’s the worst of it. They’re both
-here. Each acts as conscience while the other one’s
-in power. Why wasn’t one brought into the world
-by oneself?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why, weren’t you?” asked Courtesy; “were you
-twins?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I still am. One of me is quite a good sort,
-really, almost an ‘Oh, my dear’ girl. She is the
-one who was described in the paper as ‘Boadicea
-Smith, a young woman of prepossessing appearance.’
-The reporter went on to say that the name was probably
-assumed—(which it was)—and that he knew
-who I really was—(which he didn’t). He hinted
-that I was a deluded patrician incog. Do you know,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_295'>295</span>I treasure that paragraph as if it were a love-letter.
-It’s the only compliment I ever had.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I should like to shake the hand of that reporter,”
-said the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But after that he referred to me all through as
-‘Smith,’ without prefix, which is the sign of a criminal.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The puppy!” exclaimed the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What were you doing to get into the paper?”
-asked Courtesy sternly. “I never get into the paper.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s inconceivable that you should get into the
-paper, Courtesy dear,” said the gardener, “except
-when you get born or married or dead.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’d be like a sultana in a seed-cake,” said the
-suffragette, “or like a sunrise at tea-time. Or as
-if a Forty-nine ’bus went to the Bank.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I really think she was a little delirious, and perhaps
-she felt it herself, for she added apologetically,
-“I always think Forty-nine is such an innocent ’bus,
-it never knows the City.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Next morning it was raining in the persistently
-militant sort of way reserved by the weather for
-public holidays.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A pity,” said the gardener at breakfast. “I
-meant to take you over to the village to introduce
-you to Mr. Rust. And there are no ’buses or taxis
-here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let’s dispense with the ’buses and taxis,” suggested
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_296'>296</span>the suffragette. “Let’s forget London and
-get country-wet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll catch your death of cold,” said the gardener
-delightedly, and presently they started.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I don’t really want to be introduced to your
-friend,” said the suffragette. “Only I wanted a
-chance to speak to you alone. Do you know, beneath
-a militant exterior I am horribly shy?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s obvious,” retorted the gardener.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Is it?” asked the suffragette, annoyed, and relapsed
-into silence for a moment.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I wanted to tell you&nbsp;...” she began again
-presently, “that I beg your pardon for coming here.
-It’s unforgivable of me. You know, as regards men,
-I’m not a woman at all; I haven’t the unselfish instincts
-that other women have. I came because
-I had—reached the limit—and I wanted a
-friend....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Well, you didn’t come far wrong,” said the gardener.
-“I love you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I didn’t think of your feelings at all, which is
-only another proof that it is no good your loving
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“May I take the risk?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette stopped, and stood leaning against
-the rain-whipped wind. Rain was trapped in the
-mesh of her soft hair. She clenched her fists upon
-her breast.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Won’t you believe me&nbsp;...” she said, “when I
-tell you it would be best to break up that poor little
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_297'>297</span>dream of yours—as I have broken mine. I told
-you once that I had somehow been born the wrong
-side of the ropes in the race. One can’t love across
-a barrier.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Love is not a dream,” said the gardener. “It’s
-your barrier that’s a dream. Why don’t you try
-breaking that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are a man, little gardener, and I am a
-thing. Not a bad thing, really, but certainly not
-a woman. And even a thing can reach the point
-which I have reached, the point at which there seems
-nothing to do but grope and cry....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They walked a little way in silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I seem to have come to the edge of the world
-by myself,” she went on. “And I can’t go on—by
-myself. Oh, gardener, couldn’t we be friends
-without being lovers?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That has been suggested before,” said the gardener
-slowly. “And it has never succeeded. But—we—might—try....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>All the rest of the way to the village I suppose
-they were practising being friends and not lovers.
-For neither spoke a word.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“So this is the militant suffragette,” said Samuel
-Rust, who was sitting in the hospital sitting-room.
-“I am most interested to meet you. I have long
-wished to meet a suffragette to ask her why she
-wanted the vote.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Why do men want it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Personally I don’t.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_298'>298</span>“Personally I do,” said the suffragette. “And
-mine is as good an answer as yours.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Both answers are very poor,” admitted Samuel.
-“You want the vote so badly that you think it worth
-while to become hysterical over it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“There is not much hysteria in the movement,
-only hysteria is the thing that strikes a hysterical
-press as most worthy of note. What hysteria there
-is, is a result—not a cause. Women never invented
-hysteria. How should we be anything but irresponsible,
-since you have taken responsibility from us?
-If we are bitter, you must remember that somebody
-mixed the dose. If the womanliness you admire is
-dead, bear in mind that nothing can be dead without
-being killed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But who is your enemy? Who are your murderers?
-I have never noticed that the majority of
-men are fiends incarnate. You may not believe me,
-but I do assure you that at frequent intervals in my
-life I have met honest, just, and moral men. Have
-you met none?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In the Brown Borough I meet excellent men.
-Older and wiser men, who sit on committees and
-behave like one conglomerate uncle to the poor;
-young lovers too hopelessly out of work to marry,
-and yet always gay and good-hearted; large tired
-fathers who come in after a day’s work and sit under
-dripping washing and never slap the children....
-But that such just men are not in a majority is proved
-by the fact that women continue to suffer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_299'>299</span>“Yes, but perhaps they suffer at the hands—not
-of men—but of circumstances.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Circumstances always favour people with a public
-voice.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And do militant suffragettes really think that by
-smashing windows they will attain to a public voice?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In what we do, we’re a poor argument for the
-Franchise. In what we are, we’re the very best.
-It’s not possible for the community to be hit without
-deserving it. It must look round and find out
-why it is hit—not how. Punishment is no good
-to a smasher of windows. Any woman can see if
-she’s wrong without punishment. If she thinks she’s
-right, punishment can never alter her opinion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Smashers must be punished. It would be impossible
-to allow even the righteous to take the law
-into their own hands.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In whose hands should we leave it? In the
-hands of those who declare themselves to be our
-enemies? A fair question from a woman never gets
-a fair answer. Windows are smashed—not as an
-argument, but as a protest.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“A protest strikes me as a futile thing. No one
-ever does anything that looks unfair or tyrannical
-without being perfectly sure that was the thing they
-meant to do. If a protest is successful it creates discord
-without altering what is done. If it’s unsuccessful,
-it leaves you with a high temperature and
-bruised hands, and what is gained by that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Protest isn’t a thing you argue about,” said the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_300'>300</span>suffragette. “It’s a thing you do when you see red.
-You seem to think that men have the monopoly of
-the last straw.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is hard to believe that you have reached the
-last straw,” said Samuel. “It is very hard for men
-to picture women as an oppressed race. We are
-miles and miles away from each other. I can still
-think of a lot of things to say, but I can’t say them
-without a moral megaphone. Shall we call a
-draw?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Let’s,” said the suffragette, relaxing her militant
-expression. “Only let me have the last word—a
-rather long one. Of one thing I am certain—when
-we have the vote, men will see what a small gift it
-was, and future generations will ask why it was
-grudged so bitterly. Only to us who have fought
-for it and suffered for it, it will always seem high and
-splendid—like a flag captured in battle....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“The country is looking pretty just now, isn’t it?”
-said Mr. Samuel Rust.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was standing at the window, watching
-the clipped yew bird outside curtseying to the
-wind. He had been pathetically silent, like a
-snubbed child, ever since he had consented to be a
-friend and not a lover. His white keen face was a
-striking illustration of enthusiasm damped. His jaw
-looked as if he were clenching his teeth on something
-bitter. I think he was regretting the days when
-gold hair with a ripple in it as laboured as the ripples
-in an old Master’s seascape, wide blue eyes
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_301'>301</span>alight with matrimonial instinct, and the very red
-lips of a very small mouth, were all that his heart
-needed.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And I wonder what the suffragette saw in his face
-that made her say in a very non-militant voice,
-“Come, gardener.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They both shook hands in rather an absent-minded
-way with Mr. Samuel Rust. They started from the
-door with the wind behind them. It was with her
-hair blowing forward along her cheeks that the gardener
-always remembered the suffragette most vividly.
-It brought a brave idea to his mind, connected
-vaguely with a picture of Grace Darling with
-which he had been in love fifteen years ago.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Gardener,” said the suffragette hurriedly.
-“Can you imagine me sitting by the fire bathing a
-baby?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Easily,” he replied. “I can imagine how the
-firelight would dance upon your hair.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That doesn’t sound like me at all,” she said,
-with a catch in her voice. “Can you imagine me,
-looking sleepy and cross, giving you early breakfast
-before you went to work?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I can imagine you with the sun behind you, saying
-good-morning, so that the word seemed like a
-blessing through the day.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s a lie—you poet,” she said. “Why don’t
-you open your eyes and see me as I am?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ve had my eyes open all along. It’s you who
-are blind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_302'>302</span>“Then—suppose we become both lovers and
-friends.... Suppose we get married on Tuesday....”</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c005'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_303'>303</span>To-morrow I will don my cloak</div>
- <div class='line'>Of opal-grey, and I will stand</div>
- <div class='line'>Where the palm shadows stride like smoke</div>
- <div class='line'>Across the dazzle of the sand.</div>
- <div class='line'>To-morrow I will throw this blind</div>
- <div class='line'>Blind whiteness from my soul away,</div>
- <div class='line'>And pluck this blackness from my mind,</div>
- <div class='line'>And only leave the medium—grey.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>To-morrow I will cry for gains</div>
- <div class='line'>Upon the blue and brazen sky:</div>
- <div class='line'>The precious venom in my veins</div>
- <div class='line'>To-morrow will be parched and dry.</div>
- <div class='line'>To-morrow it shall be my goal</div>
- <div class='line'>To throw myself away from me,</div>
- <div class='line'>To lose the outline of my soul</div>
- <div class='line'>Against the greyness of the sea.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_305'>305</span>
- <h2 class='c006'>CHAPTER II</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>The suffragette went up to London on Monday—Bank
-Holiday—to contemplate finally the ruin
-of her work. For it was dead. I suppose if she
-had not felt so old and tired she might have thought
-of a fresh beginning, but she was always more passionate
-than persistent.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I don’t think the Brown Borough ever made her
-suffer so much as it did the day she came back to it
-and found no place for her. You must remember
-she had always put work before pleasure, and a new
-joy born had no place in her mind with the pain of
-work killed. The gardener of yesterday retreated
-from the foreground of her mind, and for a while
-she never thought at all of the gardener of to-morrow.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Henceforward we part company with that suffragette
-whom I have loved perhaps a good deal, and of
-whom you have wearied. Her heart seemed to take
-on a different colour as she returned for the last time
-to the Brown Borough. What she had preached for
-years conquered her beyond hope at last, the world
-she had fought became suddenly victor.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She went to Jenny Wigsky, and found her gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She went to see ’Tilda, who was out. But ’Tilda’s
-mother spoke out ’Tilda’s mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_306'>306</span>She went to see the priest’s sister, and she was
-away for Easter. But the priest was at home.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I had no wish ever to see you again,” said the
-priest. “But it is as well that we should meet, for
-I should like to make my position and that of my
-sister perfectly clear to you, yerce, yerce.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It is perfectly clear,” said the suffragette, who
-felt curiously numb.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Excuse me, but I do not wish that you should
-go away under the delusion that you are in the right
-though persecuted, and in your self-absorption proceed
-to make havoc of another field of work. Setting
-aside the fact that you have been guilty of bad faith
-towards us, you have approached the work from a
-wilfully wrong standpoint. You have mixed your
-despicable little political jealousies with Christian
-work, to the serious danger of young and innocent
-souls.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I worked for the honour of women, and you—possibly—for
-the honour of your God. Certainly
-your work sounds better—to men.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If there is a thing that women excel in, it is the
-art of evading the point,” said the priest bitterly.
-“The affair, bluntly put, is this: Jane Wigsky, an
-idle, vicious, and immoral girl, had the impudence to
-go to my very good friend, Mr. Smith, of Smith,
-Bird and Co., and, presuming on her showy appearance,
-to apply for a responsible post, a post which is
-in every way suited to be the reward of virtue, rather
-than something for the covetous to grasp at. Mr.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_307'>307</span>Smith is, as I say, a friend of mine, and a most generous
-friend to the Church, having only last week
-presented a beautiful carved chancel screen.
-Naturally it was my duty to tell him all I knew about
-the girl.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“And what did you know?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am not obliged to answer to you for my statements,
-but, as a matter of fact, I told him that the
-girl was not a ‘stayer’—in colloquial language—and
-that she was of immoral tendency.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That was only what you fancied. What did you
-know?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a swallowing sound in the priest’s
-throat, a sound as of one keeping his temper.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“May I ask if you are aware that the girl has
-now disappeared, with her lover?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“But that was since you wrote.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have not worked for twenty-two years among
-the poor without reaching a certain insight into character;
-I am not blind to such things, whatever you
-may be, yerce, yerce. But that is beside the point.
-I reminded Smith that he might be able to give her
-less important employment—I was willing to help
-the girl up to a certain point. I suggested a protégé
-of my own for the better post, to whom the generous
-opportunity offered would be far more suitable, a
-very deserving young man, who is debarred from
-ordinary employment by the loss of a leg. Mr.
-Smith accepted my suggestion, and offered Jane Wigsky
-a post as packer, at seven-and-six a week, a much
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_308'>308</span>larger wage than she has been getting lately. She
-refused, and put the responsibility of her refusal on
-you. She also mentioned that other girls in the
-Church Club were under your influence on the question
-of wages. I made enquiries and found that my
-sister’s club was in a fair way to turn into a female
-Trade Union, an abominable anomaly. I took the
-only course possible. I dismissed all the misguided
-girls from the Club. There is nothing more to be
-said.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Nothing,” said the suffragette, who had become
-very white, “except—what must your God be like
-to have a servant like you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If you are going to blaspheme,” said the priest,
-“kindly leave my house at once.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“If God is like that&nbsp;...” she said, “I pray the
-Devil may win.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>She ran out of the house childishly, and slammed
-the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c008'>The gardener, on Tuesday morning, was parting his
-hair for the third time, when he received a telegram:</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t come.—Suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It startled him, but not very much. He looked at
-the third attempt at a parting in the glass, and saw
-that it was an excellent parting for a man on his wedding-day.
-He reflected that a militant suffragette
-would naturally tend to become ultra-militant on this
-final day. And if the worst came to the worst, it
-could do no harm to go up and find out how bad the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_309'>309</span>worst was. So he went up to London by the eleven
-train.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He was to meet her at the little bun-shop that
-clings for protection to the Brown Borough Town
-Hall. There the suffragette had a fourpenny meal
-daily, and there they had arranged to have an eightpenny
-meal together, before assuming the married
-pose. There was a “wedding-shop” round the
-corner. I don’t suppose any couple ever made less
-impressive plans.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>And the gardener pursued the plan. He entirely
-ignored the telegram.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>I don’t know whether the suffragette was confident
-that he would obey it, or that he would ignore
-it. I am entirely doubtful about her state of mind
-on that day. But I know that when the gardener
-arrived at the bun-shop she was there, facing the
-door, already half-way through her fourpenny lunch.
-Which appears to show that—if her telegram was
-genuine—she put implicit faith in his obedience.
-In this case she was presumably displeased to see him.
-Her face, however, looked too tired to change its
-expression in any way.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Didn’t you get my wire?” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What is a wire to me?” asked the gardener,
-sitting down.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>There was a long pause, during which he ordered
-a Welsh Rarebit from a waitress who, six months
-ago, would have furnished him with an ideal of
-womanhood.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_310'>310</span>“Why did you wire?” he asked presently.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I have to go on a journey,” said the suffragette,
-waving at the mustard-coloured portmanteau, which
-was seated on a chair beside her.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“In that case, so have I,” said the gardener.
-“We’ll get married first, and then go on the journey
-together.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>No reply. Their talk was like broken fragments
-thrown upon a sea of ice. It hurried, faltered,
-stopped, and then froze into a background of silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener noticed that the suffragette was
-trembling violently, and with a great effort he made
-no comment on this discovery.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Finally she rose, leaving quite twopence-halfpenny
-worth of her meal hiding beneath her knife and fork.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You’ll have to show me where this registry office
-is,” said the gardener, “and also what to do. I
-don’t know how one gets married.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Neither do I,” said the suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I’ll carry your bag.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I like carrying things. I hate being helped.
-You must always remember that I am a militant suffragette.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I am never allowed to forget it,” sighed the gardener,
-his ardour rather damped. “Are we getting
-near the place?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Very near.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>They stopped at the steps of a church.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“We might have thought it our duty to be married
-in a church,” she said. “What a merciful escape!”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'><span class='pageno' id='Page_311'>311</span>He was silent.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“I hate God,” she added.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“Don’t,” said the gardener. “You’re too excited.
-Don’t tremble like that. Don’t hate God.
-After all, He made the world—a green sane world—with
-you and me in it....”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“He made it with you in it. But I got in by mistake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“What a happy mistake!” said the gardener.
-“Come into the church, my dear, and rest for a moment.
-Don’t try to look too deep into the reasons
-of things, you’ll only get giddy.”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He took her hand, and they went up the steps together.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“It’s a fine church,” he said. “That screen’s a
-fine bit of carving.” He felt as if he had taken
-charge of his suffragette’s nerves, and he busied his
-brain in the composition of cool and commonplace
-remarks.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“That chancel screen is dirty. It’s the gift of
-foul hands, bought with foul money. Do you think
-me mad?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>“You are, rather, you know. Pull yourself
-together. Surely you’re not frightened of getting
-married to me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The suffragette laughed. “You wonderfully
-faithful friend,” she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>The gardener was not a religious young man. He
-was not quite rare enough in texture for that, and he
-was a little too clever for the religion of his fathers.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_312'>312</span>The Christian pose had never appealed to him, it was
-not unique enough. All his life he had seen prayer
-used as a method of commercial telegraphy. You
-wanted a thing, and from a kneeling position you informed
-Heaven of your order. If it was complied
-with, you knew that you must be appreciated in high
-quarters; if it was ignored, you supposed that your
-message had miscarried, and despatched another.
-At any rate it cost nothing.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>But the gardener had a vague reverence inborn in
-him. During his everyday life he posed as an unbeliever.
-When in his own unposing company he
-passively believed in something he had never defined.
-But under stained-glass windows or the benediction
-of music, under arched forests and a sinless sky, under
-the passionate sane spell of the sea, under the
-charm of love, he knew that he worshipped. For
-he was a poet without the means of proving it, and to
-such God is a secret mouthpiece, and a salvation.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>So, at the back of the church, beside the suffragette,
-he pressed his face into his hands, and his elbows
-on to his knees, and found to his surprise that his
-heart was beating violently. Between his fingers he
-could see the east window. Its blood-like splashes
-of red, its banners of unearthly blue, its blur of
-golden haloes glorified the sunlight. It seemed to
-have a colour for each of his days; he found his
-childhood in it, and his little ambitions, his pale Tra-la-la
-days, and the babyhood of his heart, red hair
-he found, and the ardour of the sea, and love....
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_313'>313</span>And presently he looked round and found his companion
-had gone from his side.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>He could see her, with her chin up, looking defiantly
-at the altar. The sunlight dramatically
-touched her distant face, and it was like a pin-prick in
-the twilight of the church. It was but seldom that
-nature provided a good setting for my suffragette.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>It was only when he saw her with the mustard-coloured
-portmanteau raised shoulder high that he
-realised what she was doing. The knowledge tore a
-gash across his dreams, and severed him from himself.
-He did not move. He watched her throw the
-portmanteau at the foot of the chancel screen. He
-saw her wrap her arms about her face and swing
-round on her heel. He hardly heard the explosion,
-but directly afterwards he realised how loud it had
-been.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Smoke danced across the altar, smoke blotted out
-the window, smoke threaded the lace of the shattered
-screen. Smoke.... Silver in the sunlight&nbsp;...
-blue round the altar&nbsp;... and grey—dead grey—over
-the little crumpled body of the criminal. Smoke
-stood over her, a transitory monument—like a tree—like
-a curse.</p>
-
-<p class='c009'>Yes, I pose of course. But the question is—how
-deep may a pose extend?</p>
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