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-Title: Mr. Rabbit at Home
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-NIGHTS WITH UNCLE REMUS. Illustrated. 12mo, $1.50; paper, 50 cents.
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-MINGO, AND OTHER SKETCHES IN BLACK AND WHITE. 16mo, $1.25; paper, 50
- cents.
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-BALAAM AND HIS MASTER, AND OTHER SKETCHES. 16mo, $1.25.
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-UNCLE REMUS AND HIS FRIENDS. Illustrated. 12mo, $1.50.
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-LITTLE MR. THIMBLEFINGER AND HIS QUEER COUNTRY. Illustrated. Crown 8vo,
- $2.00.
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- HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN & CO.
- BOSTON AND NEW YORK.
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- BROTHER LION WATCHED ME. PAGE 158
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- MR. RABBIT AT HOME
-
- A SEQUEL TO
-
- Little Mr. Thimblefinger and his Queer Country
-
- BY
-
- JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS
-
- AUTHOR OF “UNCLE REMUS,” ETC.
-
-
- ILLUSTRATED BY OLIVER HERFORD
-
-
-[Illustration]
-
-
- BOSTON AND NEW YORK
- HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND COMPANY
-
- The Riverside Press, Cambridge
-
- 1895
-
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-
- Copyright, 1894 and 1895,
- By JOEL CHANDLER HARRIS.
-
- Copyright, 1895,
- BY HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN & CO.
-
- All rights reserved.
-
-
- The Riverside Press, Cambridge, Mass., U.S.A.
- Electrotyped and Printed by H. O. Houghton & Co.
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-
-
- CONTENTS.
-
- --------------
-
-
- PAGE
-
- I. BUSTER JOHN ALARMS MR. RABBIT 5
-
- II. WHERE THE THUNDER LIVES 15
-
- III. THE JUMPING-OFF PLACE 28
-
- IV. THE BLUE HEN’S CHICKEN 36
-
- V. HOW A KING WAS FOUND 46
-
- VI. THE MAGIC RING 57
-
- VII. THE COW WITH THE GOLDEN HORNS 69
-
- VIII. BROTHER WOLF’S TWO BIG DINNERS 82
-
- IX. THE LITTLE BOY OF THE LANTERN 91
-
- X. A LUCKY CONJURER 106
-
- XI. THE KING OF THE CLINKERS 119
-
- XII. THE TERRIBLE HORSE 132
-
- XIII. HOW BROTHER LION LOST HIS WOOL 144
-
- XIV. BROTHER LION HAS A SPELL OF 154
- SICKNESS
-
- XV. A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD 164
-
- XVI. AN OLD-FASHIONED FUSS 178
-
- XVII. THE RABBIT AND THE MOON 191
-
- XVIII. WHY THE BEAR IS A WRESTLER 197
-
- XIX. THE SHOEMAKER WHO MADE BUT ONE 209
- SHOE
-
- XX. THE WOOG AND THE WEEZE 240
-
- XXI. UNCLE RAIN AND BROTHER DROUTH 252
-
- XXII. THE SNOW-WHITE GOAT AND THE 266
- COAL-BLACK SHEEP
-
- XXIII. THE BUTTING COW AND THE 282
- HITTING STICK
-
- XXIV. THE FATE OF THE DIDDYPAWN 294
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-
-
-
-
- LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS.
-
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- PAGE
-
- BROTHER LION WATCHED ME. Frontispiece
-
- “HOW DID YOU GET HERE?” 12
-
- SHE WAITED A LITTLE WHILE 22
-
- PRESENTLY THEY CAME TO A 32
- PRECIPICE
-
- ONE OF THEM WAS ENTIRELY 42
- DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST
-
- THEY SAW THE HANDSOME BOY 52
- SLEEPING
-
- HER STEPMOTHER CREPT INTO THE 66
- ROOM
-
- SHE WOULD HAVE KNELT, BUT HE 80
- LIFTED HER UP
-
- HE WENT A LITTLE WAY DOWN ONE 86
- ROAD
-
- A LADY, RICHLY DRESSED, CAME 96
- OUT OF THE WOODS
-
- AS HE DID SO, A CROW HOPPED 114
- OUT
-
- HE SAW AN OLD MAN, NO BIGGER 124
- THAN A BROOMSTICK
-
- THE WOODEN HORSE HAD STAMPEDED 142
- THE ENEMY’S ARMY
-
- YOU NEVER HEARD SUCH HOWLING 150
- SINCE YOU WERE BORN
-
- HE WAS SO WEAK THAT HE 174
- COULDN’T GET UP
-
- THE MONKEYS WOULD MAKE FACES 180
- AND SQUEAL AT THE DOGS
-
- “WHAT IS THE TROUBLE?” SAYS 184
- THE OLDEST RABBIT
-
- HE RUBBED THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD 204
-
- A QUEER-LOOKING LITTLE MAN 216
- CAME JOGGING ALONG THE ROAD
-
- “HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING OF A 232
- STRAY SHOE?”
-
- A HORRIBLE MONSTER GLARED AT 244
- THEM
-
- THE BOY TOLD UNCLE RAIN THE 258
- WHOLE STORY
-
- AT LAST THE ROBBERS MANAGED TO 274
- ESCAPE
-
- “HIT, STICK! STICK, HIT!” SHE 292
- CRIED
-
- IT MADE HIM GRIN FROM EAR TO 298
- EAR
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- MR. RABBIT AT HOME.
-
- --------------
-
-
-
-
- I.
-
- BUSTER JOHN ALARMS MR. RABBIT.
-
-
-When Buster John and Sweetest Susan and Drusilla returned home after
-their first visit to Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country, a curious thing
-happened. The children had made a bargain to say nothing about what they
-had seen and heard, but one day, when there was nobody else to hear what
-she had to say, Sweetest Susan concluded to tell her mother something
-about the visit she had made next door to the world. So she began and
-told about the Grandmother of the Dolls, and about Little Mr.
-Thimblefinger, and all about her journey under the spring. Her mother
-paid no attention at first, but after awhile she became interested, and
-listened intently to everything her little daughter said. Sometimes she
-looked serious, sometimes she smiled, and sometimes she laughed.
-Sweetest Susan couldn’t remember everything, but she told enough to
-astonish her mother.
-
-“Darling, when did you dream such nonsense as that?” the lady asked.
-
-“Oh, it wasn’t a dream, mamma,” cried Sweetest Susan. “I thought it was
-a dream at first, but it turned out to be no dream at all. Now, please
-don’t ask brother about it, and please don’t ask Drusilla, for we
-promised one another to say nothing about it. I didn’t intend to tell
-you, but I forgot and began to tell you before I thought.”
-
-A little while afterward Sweetest Susan’s mother was telling her husband
-about the wonderful imagination of their little daughter, and then the
-neighbors got hold of it, and some of the old ladies put their heads
-together over their teacups and said it was a sign that Sweetest Susan
-was too smart to stay in this world very long.
-
-One day, while Drusilla was helping about the house, Sweetest Susan’s
-mother took occasion to ask her where she and the children went the day
-they failed to come to dinner.
-
-“We wuz off gettin’ plums, I speck,” replied Drusilla.
-
-“Why, there were no plums to get,” said the lady.
-
-“Well, ’m, ef ’t wa’n’t plums, hit must ’a’ been hick’y nuts,” explained
-Drusilla.
-
-“Hickory nuts were not ripe, stupid.”
-
-“Maybe dey wa’n’t,” said Drusilla stolidly; “but dat don’t hinder we
-chilluns from huntin’ ’em.”
-
-“You know you didn’t go after hickory nuts, Drusilla,” the lady
-insisted. “Now I want you to tell me where you and the children went.
-I’ll not be angry if you tell me, but if you don’t”—
-
-Drusilla could infer a good deal from the tone of the lady’s voice, but
-she shook her head.
-
-“Well, ’m,” she said, “we went down dar by de spring, an’ down dar by de
-spring branch, an’ all roun’ down dar. Ef we warn’t huntin’ plums ner
-hick’y nuts, I done fergot what we wuz huntin’.”
-
-Drusilla seemed so much in earnest that the lady didn’t push the
-inquiry, but when she went into another room for a moment, the negro
-girl looked after her and remarked to herself:—
-
-“I done crossed my heart dat I wouldn’t tell, an’ I ain’t gwine ter. Ef
-I wuz ter tell, she wouldn’t b’lieve me, an’ so dar ’t is!”
-
-Sweetest Susan was careful to say nothing to Buster John and Drusilla
-about the slip of the tongue that caused her to tell her mother about
-their adventures in Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country; but she didn’t
-feel very comfortable when Drusilla told how she had been questioned by
-her mistress.
-
-“Ef somebody ain’t done gone an’ tol’ ’er,” said Drusilla, “she got some
-mighty quare notions in ’er head.”
-
-Buster John, who had ideas of his own, ignored all this, and said he was
-going to put an apple in the spring the next day and watch for Mr.
-Thimblefinger.
-
-“Well, ef you gwine down dar any mo’,” remarked Drusilla, “you kin des
-count me out, kaze I ain’t gwine ’long wid you. I’m one er deze yer kind
-er quare folks what know pine blank when dey done got nuff. I been shaky
-ever since we went down in dat ar place what wa’n’t no place.”
-
-“You will go,” said Buster John.
-
-“Huh! Don’t you fool yo’self, honey! You can’t put no ’pen’ence in a
-skeer’d nigger.”
-
-“If you don’t go, you’ll wish you had,” said Buster John.
-
-“How come?” asked Drusilla.
-
-“Wait and see,” replied Buster John.
-
-The next morning, bright and early, Buster John put an apple in the
-spring. He watched it float around for awhile, and then his attention
-was attracted to something else, and he ran away to see about it.
-Whatever it was, it interested him so much that he forgot all about the
-apple in the spring, and everything else likely to remind him of Mr.
-Thimblefinger’s queer country.
-
-Buster John went away from the spring and left the apple floating there.
-No sooner had he gone than one of the house servants chanced to come
-along, and the apple was seized and appropriated. The result was that
-neither Mr. Thimblefinger nor Mrs. Meadows saw the signal.
-
-Buster John, thinking the apple had remained in the spring for some
-hours, waited patiently for two or three days for Mr. Thimblefinger, but
-no Mr. Thimblefinger came. Finally the boy grew impatient, as youngsters
-sometimes do. He remembered that the bottom of the spring, with the
-daylight shining through, was the sky of Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer
-country, and he concluded to give Mrs. Meadows and the rest a signal
-that they couldn’t fail to see. So, one morning, after water had been
-carried to the house for the cook, and the washerwoman’s tubs had been
-filled, Buster John got him some short planks, carrying them to the
-spring one by one. These he placed across the top of the gum, or curb,
-close together, so as to shut out the light. Then he perched himself on
-a stump not far away, and watched to see what the effect would be. He
-knew he had the sky of Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country securely roofed
-in, and he laughed to himself as he thought of the predicament Mr.
-Rabbit would be in, dropping his pipe and hunting for it in the dark.
-
-Buster John sat there a long time. Mandy, the washerwoman, got through
-with her task and went toward the house, balancing a big basket of wet
-clothes on her head and singing as she went. Sweetest Susan and Drusilla
-had grown tired of playing with the dolls, and were hunting all over the
-place for Buster John. They saw him presently, and came running toward
-him, talking and laughing. He shook his head and motioned toward the
-spring. They became quiet at once, and began to walk on their tiptoes.
-They seated themselves on the stump by Buster John’s side, and waited
-for him to explain himself.
-
-Presently Sweetest Susan saw the boards over the spring. “Oh, what have
-you done?” she cried. “Why, you have shut out the light! They can’t see
-a wink. I don’t think that’s right; do you, Drusilla?”
-
-“Don’t ax me, honey,” replied Drusilla. “I ain’t gwine ter git in no
-’spute. Somebody done gone an’ put planks on de spring. Dar dey is, an’
-dar dey may stay, fer what I keer. I hope dey er nailed down.”
-
-“Please take the boards off,” pleaded Sweetest Susan.
-
-“No,” said Buster John. “I put an apple in the spring the other day, and
-they paid no attention to it. Maybe they’ll pay some attention now.”
-
-Suddenly, before anybody else could say anything, Drusilla screamed and
-rolled off the stump. Buster John and Sweetest Susan thought a bee had
-stung her. But it was not a bee. She had no sooner rolled from the stump
-than she sprang to her feet and cried out, “Dar he is! Look at ’im!”
-
-Buster John and Sweetest Susan turned to look, and there, upon the stump
-beside them, stood Mr. Thimblefinger with his hat in hand, bowing and
-smiling as politely as you please.
-
-“I hope you are well,” he said. Then he began to laugh, as he turned to
-Buster John. “You may think it is a great joke to come to the spring,
-but it’s no joke to me. I have had a very hard time getting here, but I
-just had to come. Mrs. Meadows thinks there is a total eclipse going on,
-and Mr. Rabbit has gone to bed and covered up his head.”
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- “HOW DID YOU GET HERE?”
-]
-
-
-“How did you get here?” asked Buster John.
-
-“Through the big poplar yonder,” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “It is hollow
-from top to bottom, but it was so dark I could hardly find my way. The
-jay birds used to go down through the poplar every Friday until I put up
-the bars and shut them out. I had almost forgotten the road.”
-
-“Well,” said Buster John, “I covered the spring so that you might know
-we hadn’t forgotten you. I dropped an apple in the other day, but you
-paid no attention to it.”
-
-“I saw the apple,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “but it didn’t stay in
-the spring long. It disappeared in a few minutes.”
-
-“Aha! I know!” exclaimed Drusilla. “Dat ar Minervy nigger got it. I seed
-her comin’ long eatin’ a apple, and I boun’ you she de ve’y nigger what
-got it.”
-
-“Well, well!” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “It makes no difference now, and
-if you’ll get ready we’ll go now pretty soon.”
-
-“Why, I thought you couldn’t go down through the spring until nine
-minutes and nine seconds after twelve,” suggested Buster John.
-
-“The water gets wet or goes dry with the tide,” Mr. Thimblefinger
-explained. “To-day we shall have to go at nineteen minutes and nineteen
-seconds after nine. It was nine minutes and nine seconds after twelve
-before, and now it is nineteen minutes and nineteen seconds after nine.
-Multiply nineteen by nineteen, add the answer together, and you get
-nothing but nines. You see we have to go by a system.” Mr. Thimblefinger
-was very solemn as he said this. “Now, then, come on. We haven’t any
-time to waste. When the nines get after us, we must be going. There are
-four of us now, but if we were to be multiplied by nine there would be
-nine of us, and nine is an odd number.”
-
-“How would we be nine?” asked Buster John.
-
-“It’s very simple,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “Nine times four are
-thirty-six. Three and six stand for thirty-six, and six and three are
-nine.”
-
-Buster John laughed as he ran to remove the boards from the spring. In a
-few moments they were all ready in spite of Drusilla’s protests, and at
-nineteen minutes and nineteen seconds after nine they walked through the
-spring gate into Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country.
-
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-
-
- II.
-
- WHERE THE THUNDER LIVES.
-
-
-Mrs. Meadows, Mr. Rabbit, Chickamy Crany Crow, and Tickle-My-Toes were
-very glad to see the children, especially Mrs. Meadows, who did
-everything she could to make the youngsters feel that they had conferred
-a great obligation on her by coming back again.
-
-“I’ll be bound you forgot to bring me the apple I told you about,” said
-she.
-
-But Sweetest Susan had not forgotten. She had one in her pocket. It was
-not very large, but the sun had painted it red and yellow, and the south
-winds that kissed it had left it fragrant with the perfume of summer.
-
-“Now, I declare!” exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. “To think you should remember
-an old woman! You are just as good and as nice as you can be!” She
-thanked Sweetest Susan so heartily that Buster John began to look and
-feel uncomfortable,—seeing which, Mrs. Meadows placed her hand gently on
-his shoulder. “Never mind,” said she, “boys are not expected to be as
-thoughtful as girls. The next time you come, you may bring me a hatful,
-if you can manage to think about it.”
-
-“He might start wid ’em,” remarked Drusilla, “but ’fo’ he got here he’d
-set down an’ eat ’em all up, ter keep from stumpin’ his toe an’ spillin’
-’em.”
-
-Buster John had a reply ready, but he did not make any, for just at that
-moment a low, rumbling sound was heard. It seemed to come nearer and
-grow louder, and then it died away in the distance.
-
-“What is that?” asked Mrs. Meadows, in an impressive whisper.
-
-“Thunder,” answered Mr. Rabbit, who had listened intently. “Thunder, as
-sure as you’re born.”
-
-“Yes,” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “I saw a cloud coming up next door, just
-before we came through the spring gate.”
-
-“I must be getting nervous in my old age,” remarked Mrs. Meadows. “I had
-an idea that it was too late in the season for thunder-storms.”
-
-“That may be so,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, “but it’s never too late
-for old man Thunder to rush out on his front porch and begin to cut up
-his capers. But there’s no harm in him.”
-
-“But the Lightning kills people sometimes,” said Buster John.
-
-“The Lightning? Oh, yes, but I was talking about old man Thunder,”
-replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “When I was a boy, I once heard of a little
-girl”—Mr. Thimblefinger suddenly put his hand over his mouth and hung
-his head, as if he had been caught doing something wrong.
-
-“Why, what in the world is the matter?” asked Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Oh, nothing,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “I simply forgot my manners.”
-
-“I don’t see how,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, frowning.
-
-“Why, I was about to tell a story before I had been asked.”
-
-“Well, you won’t disturb me by telling a story, I’m sure,” said Mr.
-Rabbit. “I can nod just as well when some one is talking as when
-everything is still. You won’t pester me at all. Just go ahead.”
-
-“Maybe it isn’t story-telling time,” suggested Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Oh, don’t say that,” cried Sweetest Susan. “If it is a story, please
-tell it.”
-
-“Well, it is nothing but a plain, every-day story. After you hear it
-you’ll lean back in your chair and wonder why somebody didn’t take hold
-of it and twist it into a real old-fashioned tale. It’s old fashioned
-enough, the way I heard it, but I always thought that the person who
-heard it first must have forgotten parts of it.”
-
-“We won’t mind that,” said Sweetest Susan.
-
-Mr. Thimblefinger settled himself comfortably and began:—
-
-“Once upon a time—I don’t know how long ago, but not very long, for the
-tale was new to me when I first heard it—once upon a time there was a
-little girl about your age and size who was curious to know something
-about everything that happened. She wanted to know how a bird could fly,
-and why the clouds floated, and she was all the time trying to get at
-the bottom of things.
-
-“Well, one day when the sky was covered with clouds, the Thunder came
-rolling along, knocking at everybody’s door and running a race with the
-noise it made; the little girl listened and wondered what the Thunder
-was and where it went to. It wasn’t long before the Thunder came
-rumbling along again, making a noise like a four-horse wagon running
-away on a covered bridge.
-
-“While the little girl was standing there, wondering and listening, an
-old man with a bundle on his back and a stout staff in his hand came
-along the road. He bowed and smiled when he saw the little girl, but as
-she didn’t return the bow or the smile, being too much interested in
-listening for the Thunder, he paused and asked her what the trouble was.
-
-“‘I hope you are not lost?’ he said.
-
-“‘Oh, no, sir,’ she replied; ‘I was listening for the Thunder and
-wondering where it goes.’
-
-“‘Well, as you seem to be a very good little girl,’ the old man said, ‘I
-don’t mind telling you. The Thunder lives on top of yonder mountain. It
-is not so far away.’
-
-“‘Oh, I should like ever so much to go there!’ exclaimed the little
-girl.
-
-“‘Why not?’ said the old man. ‘The mountain is on my road, and, if you
-say the word, we’ll go together.’
-
-“The little girl took the old man’s hand and they journeyed toward the
-mountain where the Thunder had his home. The way was long, but somehow
-they seemed to go very fast. The old man took long strides forward, and
-he was strong enough to lift the little girl at every step, so that when
-they reached the foot of the mountain she was not very tired.
-
-“But, as the mountain was very steep and high, the two travelers stopped
-to rest themselves before they began to climb it. Its sides seemed to be
-rough and dark, but far up on the topmost peak the clouds had gathered,
-and from these the Lightning flashed incessantly. The little girl saw
-the flashes and asked what they meant.
-
-“‘Wherever the Thunder lives,’ replied the old man, ‘there the Lightning
-builds its nest. No doubt the wind has blown the clouds about and torn
-them apart and scattered them. The Lightning is piling them together
-again, and fixing a warm, soft place to sleep to-night.’
-
-“When they had rested awhile, the old man said it was time to be going,
-and then he made the little girl climb on his back. At first she didn’t
-want the old man to carry her; but he declared that she would do him a
-great favor by climbing on his back and holding his bundle in place. So
-she sat upon the bundle, and in this way they went up the high mountain,
-going almost as rapidly as the little girl could run on level ground.
-She enjoyed it very much, for, although the old man went swiftly, he
-went smoothly, and the little girl felt as safe and as comfortable as if
-she had been sitting in a rocking-chair.
-
-“When they had come nearly to the top of the mountain, the old man
-stopped and lifted the little girl from his back. ‘I can go no farther,’
-he said. ‘The rest of the way you will have to go alone. There is
-nothing to fear. Up the mountain yonder you can see the gable of the
-Thunder’s house. Go to the door, knock, and do not be alarmed at any
-noise you hear. When the time comes for you to go, you will find me
-awaiting you here.’
-
-“The little girl hesitated, but she had come so far to see where the
-Thunder lived that she would not turn back now. So she went forward, and
-soon came to the door of Mr. Thunder’s house. It was a very big door to
-a very big house. The knocker was so heavy that the little girl could
-hardly lift it, and when she let it fall against the panel, the noise it
-made jarred the building and sent a loud echo rolling and tumbling down
-the mountain. The little girl thought, ‘What have I done? If the Thunder
-is taking a nap before dinner, he’ll be very angry.’
-
-
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- SHE WAITED A LITTLE WHILE
-]
-
-
-“She waited a little while, not feeling very comfortable. Presently she
-heard heavy footsteps coming down the wide hall to the door.
-
-“‘I thought I heard some one knocking,’ said a hoarse, gruff voice. Then
-the big door flew open, and there, standing before her, the little girl
-saw a huge figure that towered almost to the top of the high door. It
-wore heavy boots, a big overcoat, and under its long, thick beard there
-was a muffler a yard wide. The little girl was very much frightened at
-first, but she soon remembered that there was nothing for such a little
-bit of a girl to be afraid of.
-
-“The figure, that seemed to be so terrible at first glance, had nothing
-threatening about it. ‘Who knocked at the door?’ it cried.
-
-“Its voice sounded so loud that the little girl put her fingers in her
-ears.
-
-“‘Don’t talk so loud, please,’ she said. ‘I’m not deaf.’
-
-“‘Oh!’ cried the giant at the door. ‘You are there, are you? You are so
-small I didn’t see you at first. Come in!’
-
-“The little girl started to go in, and then paused. ‘Are you the
-Thunder?’ she asked.
-
-“‘Why, of course,’ was the reply; ‘who else did you think it was?’
-
-“‘I didn’t know,’ said the little girl. ‘I wanted to be certain about
-it.’
-
-“‘Come in,’ said the Thunder. ‘It isn’t often I have company from the
-people below, and I’m glad you found me at home.’
-
-The Thunder led the way down the hall and into a wide sitting-room,
-where a fire was burning brightly in the biggest fireplace the little
-girl had ever seen. A two-horse wagon could turn around in it without
-touching the andirons. A pair of tongs as tall as a man stood in one
-corner, and in the other corner was a shovel to match. A long pipe lay
-on the mantel.
-
-“‘There’s no place for you to sit except on the floor,’ said the
-Thunder.
-
-“‘I can sit on the bed,’ suggested the little girl.
-
-“The Thunder laughed so loudly that the little girl had to close her
-ears again. ‘Why, that is no bed,’ the Thunder said when it could catch
-its breath; ‘that’s my footstool.’
-
-“‘Well,’ said the little girl, ‘it’s big enough for a bed. It’s very
-soft and nice.’
-
-“‘I find it very comfortable,’ said the Thunder, ‘especially when I get
-home after piloting a tornado through the country. It is tough work, as
-sure as you are born.’
-
-“The Thunder took the long pipe from the mantel and lit it with a pine
-splinter, the flame of which flashed through the windows with dazzling
-brightness.
-
-“‘Folks will say that is heat lightning,’ remarked the little girl.
-
-“‘Yes,’ replied the Thunder; ‘farmers to the north of us will say there
-is going to be a drought, because of lightning in the south. Farmers to
-the south of us will say there’s going to be rain, because of lightning
-in the north. None of them knows that I am smoking my pipe.’
-
-“But somehow, in turning around, the Thunder knocked the big tongs over,
-and they fell upon the floor with a tremendous crash. The floor appeared
-to give forth a sound like a drum, only a thousand times louder, and,
-although the little girl had her fingers in her ears, she could hear the
-echoes roused under the house by the falling tongs go rattling down the
-mountain side and out into the valley beyond.
-
-“The Thunder sat in the big armchair smoking, and listening with legs
-crossed. The little girl appeared to be sorry that she had come.
-
-“‘Now, that is too bad,’ said the Thunder. ‘The Whirlwind in the south
-will hear that and come flying; the West Wind will hear it and come
-rushing, and they will drag the clouds after them, thinking that I am
-ready to take my ride. But it’s all my fault. Instead of turning the
-winds in the pasture, I ought to have put them in the stable. Here they
-come now!’
-
-“The little girl listened, and, sure enough, the whirlwinds from the
-south and the west came rushing around the house of the Thunder. The
-west wind screamed around the windows, and the whirlwinds from the south
-whistled through the cracks and keyholes.
-
-“‘I guess I’ll have to go with them,’ said the Thunder, rising from the
-chair and walking around the room. ‘It’s the only way to quiet them.’
-
-“‘Do you always wear your overcoat?’ the little girl asked.
-
-“‘Always,’ replied the Thunder. ‘There’s no telling what moment I’ll be
-called. Sometimes I go just for a frolic, and sometimes I am obliged to
-go. Will you stay until I return?’
-
-“‘Oh, no,’ the little girl replied; ‘the house is too large. I should be
-afraid to stay here alone.’
-
-“‘I am sorry,’ said the Thunder. ‘Come and see me get in my carriage.’
-
-“They went to the door. The whirlwinds from the south and the winds from
-the west had drawn the clouds to the steps, and into these the Thunder
-climbed.
-
-“‘Good-by,’ he cried to the little girl. ‘Stay where you are until we
-are out of sight.’
-
-“There was a flash of light, a snapping sound, a rattling crash, and the
-Thunder, with the clouds for his carriage and the winds for his horses,
-went roaming and rumbling through the sky, over the hills and valleys.”
-
-Mr. Thimblefinger paused and looked at the children. They, expecting him
-to go on, said nothing.
-
-“How did you like my story?” he asked.
-
-“Is it a story?” inquired Buster John.
-
-“Well, call it a tale,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Hit’s too high up in de elements for ter suit me,” said Drusilla,
-candidly.
-
-“What became of the little girl?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-“When the Thunder rolled away,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “she went back
-to where the old man was awaiting her, and he, having nothing to do,
-carried her to the Jumping-Off Place.”
-
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-
- III.
-
- THE JUMPING-OFF PLACE.
-
-
-The children looked at Mr. Thimblefinger to see whether he was joking
-about the Jumping-Off Place, but he seemed to be very serious.
-
-“I have heard of the Jumping-Off Place,” remarked Mrs. Meadows, “but I
-had an idea it was just a saying.”
-
-“Well,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, “where you see a good deal of smoke,
-there must be some fire. When you hear a great many different people
-talking about anything, there must be something in it.”
-
-“What did the little girl see when she got to the Jumping-Off Place?”
-inquired Sweetest Susan.
-
-“It was this way,” said Mr. Thimblefinger: “When the whirlwinds from the
-south and the winds from the west, working in double harness, carried
-the thick clouds away, and the Thunder with them, the little girl went
-back to the place where she had left the old man who had carried her up
-the mountain.
-
-“She found him waiting. He was sitting at the foot of a tree, sleeping
-peacefully, but he awoke at once.
-
-“‘You see I am waiting for you,’ he said. ‘How did you enjoy your
-visit?’
-
-“‘I didn’t enjoy it much,’ replied the little girl. ‘Everything was so
-large, and the Thunder made so much fuss.’
-
-“‘I hope you didn’t mind that,’ said the old man. ‘The Thunder is a
-great growler and grumbler, but when that’s said, all’s said. I am
-sorry, though, you didn’t have a good time. I suppose you think it is my
-fault, but it isn’t. If you say so, I’ll go to the Jumping-Off Place.’
-
-“‘Where is that?’ asked the little girl.
-
-“‘Just beyond the Well at the End of the World.’
-
-“‘If it isn’t too far, let’s go there,’ said the little girl.
-
-“So the old man lifted her on his back, and they went on their way. They
-must have gone very swiftly, for it wasn’t long before they came to the
-Well at the End of the World. An old woman was sitting near the Well,
-combing her hair. She paid no attention to the travelers, nor they to
-her. When they had gone beyond the Well a little distance, the little
-girl noticed that the sky appeared to be very close at hand. It was no
-longer blue, but dark, and seemed to hang down like a blanket or a
-curtain.”
-
-“But that couldn’t be, you know,” said Buster John, “for the sky is no
-sky at all. It is nothing but space.”
-
-“How comes it dey call it sky, ef ’t ain’t no sky?” asked Drusilla,
-indignantly. “An’ how come’t ain’t no sky, when it’s right up dar, plain
-ez de han’ fo’ yo’ face? Dat what I’d like ter know.”
-
-“Why, the moon is thousands of miles away,” said Buster John, “and some
-of the stars are millions and millions of miles farther than the moon.”
-
-“Dat what dey say,” replied Drusilla, “but how dey know? Whar de string
-what dey medjud ’em wid? Tell me dat!”
-
-“What about our sky?” asked Mrs. Meadows, smiling. “You would never
-think it was only the bottom of the spring if you didn’t know it; now
-would you?”
-
-Buster John had nothing to say in reply to this. Whereupon Sweetest
-Susan begged Mr. Thimblefinger to please go on with his story.
-
-“Well,” said he, “if I am to go on with it, I’ll have to tell it just as
-I heard it. I’ll have to put the sky just where I was told it was. When
-the little girl and the old man came close to the Jumping-Off Place,
-they saw that the sky was hanging close at hand. It may have been far,
-it may have been near, but to the little girl it seemed to be close
-enough to touch, and she wished very much for a long pole, so that she
-could see whether it was made of muslin or ginghams.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- PRESENTLY THEY CAME TO A PRECIPICE
-]
-
-
-“Presently they came to a precipice. There was nothing beyond it and
-nothing below it. ‘This,’ said the old man to the little girl, ‘is the
-Jumping-Off Place.’
-
-“‘Does any one jump off here?’ said the little girl.
-
-“‘Not that I know of,’ replied the old man, ‘but if they should take a
-notion to, the place is all ready for them.’
-
-“‘Where would I fall to, if I jumped off?’ the little girl asked.
-
-“‘To Nowhere,’ answered the old man.
-
-“‘That is very funny,’ said the little girl.
-
-“‘Yes,’ remarked the old man, ‘you can get to the End of the World, but
-you would have to travel many a long year before you get to Nowhere.
-Some say it is a big city, some say it is a high mountain, and some say
-it is a wide plain.’
-
-“The little girl went to the Jumping-Off Place and looked over, the old
-man holding her hand.
-
-“‘Why, I see the moon shining down there,’ she said. She was glad to see
-so familiar a face.
-
-“The old man laughed. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘the moon is very fond of shining
-down there, and it runs away from the sun every chance it gets, and
-hunts up the darkest places, so that it may shine there undisturbed.
-To-day it is shining down there where the sun can’t see it, but to-night
-it will creep up here, when the sun goes away, and shine the whole night
-through.’
-
-“Turning back, the old man and the little girl came again to the Well at
-the End of the World. The old woman was sitting there, combing her long
-white hair. This time she looked hard at the little girl and smiled,
-singing:—
-
- “‘When the heart is young the well is dry—
- Oh, it’s good-by, dearie! good-by!’
-
-“But the old man shook his head. ‘We have not come here for nothing,
-Sister Jane,’ he said. With that he took a small vial, tied a long
-string to it, and let it down the well. He fished about until the vial
-was full of water, drew it to the top, and corked it tightly. The water
-sparkled in the sun as if it were full of small diamonds. Then he placed
-it carefully in his pocket, bowed politely to the old woman, who was
-still combing her long, white hair, and, smiling, lifted the little girl
-to his back, and returned along the road they had come, past the
-Thunder’s house and down the mountain side, until they reached the
-little girl’s home. Then he took the vial of sparkling water from his
-pocket. ‘Take it,’ he said, ‘and wherever you go keep it with you. Touch
-a drop of it to your forehead when Friday is the thirteenth day of a
-month, and you will grow up to be both wise and beautiful. When you are
-in trouble, turn the vial upside down—so—and hold it in that position
-while you count twenty-six, and some of your friends will come to your
-aid.’
-
-“The little girl thanked the old man as politely as she knew how.
-
-“‘Do you know why I have carried you to the Thunder’s house and to the
-Jumping-Off Place, and why I have given you a vial of this rare water?’
-The little girl shook her head. ‘Well, one day, not long ago, you were
-sitting by the roadside with some of your companions. You were all
-eating cake. A beggar came along and asked for a piece. You alone gave
-him any, and you gave him all you had.’
-
-“‘Were you the beggar?’ asked the little girl, smiling and blushing.
-
-“‘That I leave you to guess,’ replied the old man. He kissed the little
-girl’s hand, and was soon hid from sight by a turn in the road.”
-
-Mr. Thimblefinger stopped short here, and waited to see what the
-children would say. They had listened attentively, but they manifested
-no very great interest.
-
-“I reckon they think there is more talk than tale in what you have
-told,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, leaning back in his chair. “That’s the way
-it appeared to me.”
-
-“Well, I’ll not say that I have come to the end of my story,” remarked
-Mr. Thimblefinger, with some show of dignity, “but I have come to the
-part where we can rest awhile, so as to give Mr. Rabbit a chance to see
-if he can do any better. We’ll allow the little girl to grow some, just
-as she does in the story.”
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- IV.
-
- THE BLUE HEN’S CHICKEN.
-
-
-“I’m not much of a story-teller,” said Mr. Rabbit, “and I never set up
-for one, but I will say that I like the rough-and-tumble tales a great
-deal better than I do the kind where some great somebody is always
-coming in with conjurings and other carryings-on. It’s on account of my
-raising, I reckon.”
-
-“Well, stories can’t be all alike,” remarked Mrs. Meadows. “You might as
-well expect a fiddle to play one tune.”
-
-“Tell us the kind of story you like best,” said Buster John to Mr.
-Rabbit.
-
-“No, not now,” responded Mr. Rabbit. “I’ll do that some other time. I
-happened to think just now of a little circumstance that I used to hear
-mentioned when I was younger.
-
-“In the country next door there used to be a great many chickens. Some
-were of the barnyard breed, some were of the kind they call game, some
-were black, some were white, some were brown, some were speckled, and
-some had their feathers curled the wrong way. Among all these there was
-one whose name, as well as I can remember, was Mrs. Blue Hen.”
-
-“Was she really blue?” Sweetest Susan inquired.
-
-“Well, not an indigo blue,” replied Mr. Rabbit, after reflecting a
-moment, “nor yet a sky blue. She was just a plain, dull, every-day blue.
-But, such as she was, she was very fine. She belonged to one of the
-first families and moved in the very best circles. She was trim-looking,
-so I’ve heard said, and, as she grew older, came to have a very bad
-temper, so much so that she used to fly at a hawk if he came near her
-premises. Some of her neighbors used to whisper it around that she tried
-to crow like a rooster, but this was after she had grown old and
-hard-headed.
-
-“When Mrs. Blue Hen was growing up, she was very nice and particular.
-She couldn’t bear to get water on her feet, and she was always shaking
-the dust from her clothes. Some said she was finicky, and some said she
-was nervous. Once, when she fanned out little Billy Bantam, who called
-on her one day, a great many of her acquaintances said she would never
-settle down and make a good housekeeper.
-
-“But after awhile Mrs. Blue Hen concluded that it was about time for her
-to have a family of her own, so she went away off from the other
-chickens and made her a nest in the middle of a thick briar patch. She
-made her a nest there and laid an egg. It was new and white, and Mrs.
-Blue Hen was very proud of it. She was so proud, in fact, that, although
-she had made up her mind to make no fuss over it, she went running and
-cackling toward the house, just as any common hen would do. She made so
-much fuss that away down in the branch Mr. Willy Weasel winked at Miss
-Mimy Mink.
-
-“‘Do you hear that?’ says he.
-
-“‘I never heard anything plainer in my life,’ says she.
-
-“Mrs. Blue Hen was so proud of her new, white egg that she went back
-after awhile to look at it. There it was, shining white in the grass.
-She covered it up and hid it as well as she could, and then she went
-about getting dinner ready.
-
-“The next morning she went to the nest and laid another egg just like
-the first one. This happened for three mornings; but on the fourth
-morning, when Mrs. Blue Hen went back, she found four eggs in the nest,
-and all four appeared to be dingy and muddy looking. She was very much
-astonished and alarmed, as well she might be, for here right before her
-eyes she saw four eggs, when she knew in reason that there should be but
-three; and not only that, they were all dingy and dirty.
-
-“Mrs. Blue Hen was so excited that she took off her bonnet and began to
-fan herself. Then she wondered whether she had not made a miscount;
-whether she had not really laid four instead of three eggs. The more she
-thought about it, the more confused she became. She hung her bonnet on a
-blackberry bush and tried to count off the days on her toes. She began
-to count,—’One, two, three,’—and she would have stopped there, but she
-couldn’t. She had four toes on her foot, and she was compelled to count
-them all. There was a toe on the foot for every egg in the nest.
-
-“This caused Mrs. Blue Hen to feel somewhat more comfortable in mind and
-body, but she was left in such a hysterical state that she went off
-cackling nervously, and postponed laying an egg until late in the
-afternoon. After that there were five in the nest, and she kept on
-laying until there were ten altogether. Then Mrs. Blue Hen rumpled up
-her feathers and got mad with herself, and went to setting. I reckon
-that’s what you call it. I’ve heard some call it ‘setting’ and others
-‘sitting.’ Once, when I was courting, I spoke of a sitting hen, but the
-young lady said I was too prissy for anything.”
-
-“What is prissy?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-Mr. Rabbit shut his eyes and scratched his ear. Then he shook his head
-slowly.
-
-“It’s nothing but a girl’s word,” remarked Mrs. Meadows by way of
-explanation. “It means that somebody’s trying hard to show off.”
-
-“I reckon that’s so,” said Mr. Rabbit, opening his eyes. He appeared to
-be much relieved. “Well, Mrs. Blue Hen got mad and went to setting. She
-was in a snug place and nobody bothered her. It was such a quiet place
-that she could hear Mr. Willy Weasel and Miss Mimy Mink gossiping in the
-calamus bushes, and she could hear Mrs. Puddle Duck wading in the
-branch. One day Mrs. Puddle Duck made so bold as to push her way through
-the briars and look in upon Mrs. Blue Hen. But her visit was not
-relished. Mrs. Blue Hen rumpled her feathers up and spread out her tail
-to such a degree and squalled out such a harsh protest that Mrs. Puddle
-Duck was glad to waddle off with whole bones. But when she got back to
-the branch she spluttered about a good deal, crying out:
-
-“‘Aha! aha! quack, quack! Aha! You are there, are you? Aha! you’ll have
-trouble before you get away. Aha!’
-
-“Now the fact was that Mrs. Puddle Duck was the very one that had caused
-Mrs. Blue Hen all the trouble,” said Mr. Rabbit, nodding his head
-solemnly. “While wading in the branch, Mrs. Puddle Duck had seen Mrs.
-Blue Hen going to her nest for three days, slipping and creeping through
-the weeds and bushes, and she wanted to know what all the slipping and
-creeping was about. So, on the third day Mrs. Puddle Duck did some
-slipping and creeping on her own account. She crept up close enough to
-see Mrs. Blue Hen on her nest, and she was near enough to see Mrs. Blue
-Hen when she ran away cackling.
-
-“Then Mrs. Puddle Duck waddled up and peeped in the nest. There she saw
-three eggs as white and as smooth as ivory, and the sight filled her
-with jealousy. She began to talk to herself:—
-
-“‘I knew she must be mighty proud, the stuck-up thing! I can see that by
-the way she steps around here. Quack, quack! and I’ll just show her a
-thing or two.’
-
-“Then and there Mrs. Puddle Duck, all muddy as she was, got in Mrs. Blue
-Hen’s nest and sat on her beautiful white eggs and soiled them. And even
-that was not all. Out of pure spite Mrs. Puddle Duck laid one of her own
-dingy-looking eggs in Mrs. Blue Hen’s nest, and that was the cause of
-all the trouble. That was the reason Mrs. Blue Hen found four dingy eggs
-in her nest when there ought to have been three clean white ones.
-
-“Well, Mrs. Blue Hen went to setting, and after so long a time nine
-little chickens were hatched. She was very proud of them. She taught
-them how to talk, and then she wanted to get off her nest and teach them
-how to scratch about and earn their own living. But there was still one
-egg to hatch, and so Mrs. Blue Hen continued to set on it. One day she
-made up her mind to take her chicks off and leave the egg that wouldn’t
-hatch. The old Speckled Hen happened to be passing and Mrs. Blue Hen
-asked her advice. But the old Speckled Hen was very much shocked when
-she heard the particulars.
-
-“‘What! with nine chickens!’ she cried. ‘Why, nine is an odd number. It
-would never do in the world. Hatch out the other egg.’
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- ONE OF THEM WAS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST
-]
-
-
-“But young people are very impatient, and Mrs. Blue Hen was young. She
-fretted and worried a good deal, but in a few days the tenth egg
-hatched. Mrs. Blue Hen felt very much better after this. In fact, she
-felt so comfortable that she didn’t take the trouble to look at the
-chicken that hatched from the tenth egg. But when she brought her
-children off the nest she was very much astonished to find that one of
-them was entirely different from all the rest. She was not only
-surprised, but shocked. Nine of her children were as neat-looking as she
-could wish them to be, but the tenth one was a sight to see. It had weak
-eyes, a bill as broad as a case-knife, and big, flat feet. Its feet were
-so big that it waddled when it walked, and all the toes of each foot
-were joined together.
-
-“Mrs. Blue Hen had very high notions. She wanted everybody to think that
-she belonged to the quality, but this wabbly chicken with a broad bill
-and a foot that had no instep to it took her pride down a peg. She kept
-her children hid as long as she could, but she had to come out in public
-after a while, and when she did—well, I’ll let you know there was an
-uproar in the barnyard. The old Speckled Hen was the first to begin it.
-She cried out:—
-
-“‘Look—look—look! Look at the Blue Hen’s chickens!’
-
-“Then the Guinea hens began to laugh, and the old Turkey Gobbler was so
-tickled he came near swallowing his snout. Mrs. Blue Hen hung her head
-with shame, and carried her children away off in the woods.
-
-“But her flat-footed chicken gave rise to a byword in all that country.
-When any stranger came along looking rough and ragged, it was the common
-saying that he was the Blue Hen’s chicken.”
-
-“I’ve heard it many a time,” remarked Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“There was no story in that,” Buster John suggested.
-
-“No,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “Just some every-day facts picked up and
-strung together.”
-
-“Speaking of stories,” said Mrs. Meadows, “I have one in my mind that is
-a sure enough story—one of the old-fashioned kind.”
-
-“Well, please, ma’am, tell it,” said Buster John, so seriously that they
-all laughed except Mr. Rabbit.
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-
-
- V.
-
- HOW A KING WAS FOUND.
-
-
-“What about the little girl who had the vial of sparkling water?” said
-Sweetest Susan, turning to Mr. Thimblefinger, just as Mrs. Meadows was
-about to begin her story.
-
-“Oh, she is growing,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-Buster John frowned at his sister, as boys will do when they are
-impatient, and Sweetest Susan said no more.
-
-“Once upon a time,” Mrs. Meadows began, rubbing her chin thoughtfully,
-“there was a country that suddenly found itself without a king. This was
-a long time ago, before people in some parts of the world began to think
-it was unfashionable to have kings. I don’t know what the trouble was
-exactly, whether the king died, or whether he was carried off, or
-whether he did something to cause the people to take away his crown and
-put him in the calaboose.
-
-“Anyhow, they suddenly found themselves without a king, and it made them
-feel very uncomfortable. They were so restless and uneasy that they
-couldn’t sleep well at night. They were in the habit of having a king to
-govern them, and they felt very nervous without one.
-
-“Now in that country there were eleven wise men whose trade it was to
-give advice. Instead of falling out and wrangling with one another and
-ruining their business, these eleven wise men had formed a copartnership
-and set up a sort of store, where anybody and everybody could get advice
-by the wholesale or retail. I don’t know whether they charged anything,
-because there never has been a time since the world had more than two
-people in it that advice wasn’t as cheap as dirt.
-
-“The eleven wise men were there, ready to give advice, and so the people
-went to them and asked them how to select a king. The eleven wise men
-put their heads together, and after a while they told the people that
-they must select nine of their best men and send them out on the roads
-leading to the capital city, and when these nine men found a man
-sleeping in the shade of a tree, they were to watch him for four hours,
-and if the shadow of the tree stood still so as to keep the sun from
-shining on him, he was the one to select for their king. Then the eleven
-wise men, looking very solemn, bowed the people out, and the people went
-off and selected nine of their best men to find them a king.
-
-“Now it happened that in a part of the country not far from the capital
-city there lived a boy with his mother and stepfather. They were not
-poor and they were not rich, but everybody said the boy was the
-handsomest and brightest that had ever been seen in that section. He was
-about sixteen years old, and was very strong and tall.
-
-“One day, when the stepfather was in the village near which they lived,
-a stranger passed through on his way to the capital city. He had neither
-wallet nor staff, but he drew a great crowd of idle people around him.
-He was carrying a red rooster, and although the fowl’s feet were tied
-together and his head hanging down, he crowed lustily every few minutes.
-It was this that drew the crowd of idle people. One with more curiosity
-than the rest asked the stranger why the rooster crowed and continued to
-crow.
-
-“‘He is a royal bird,’ the stranger replied. ‘There is no king in this
-country, and whoever eats this bird’s head will reign as king.’
-
-“‘He must be worth a pretty sum,’ said one.
-
-“‘By no means,’ answered the stranger. ‘He is worth no more than a
-silver piece.’
-
-“But the people only laughed. They thought the stranger was making fun
-of them. He went on his way, and had soon passed beyond the village. Now
-it chanced that the stepfather of the bright and handsome boy was in the
-crowd that gathered around the stranger. He thought it was very queer
-that a rooster should be crowing so bravely when his legs were tied
-together and while his head was hanging down. So he said to himself that
-there might be some truth in what the stranger said. He ran after the
-man and soon overtook him.
-
-“‘That is a fine fowl,’ said the boy’s stepfather.
-
-“‘It is a royal bird,’ the stranger replied.
-
-“‘What is he worth?’ asked the boy’s stepfather.
-
-“‘I shall be glad to get rid of him,’ said the stranger. ‘Give me a
-piece of silver and take him.’
-
-“This was soon done, and the stepfather took the rooster under his arm.
-
-“‘Remember this,’ remarked the stranger; ‘if you eat the head of that
-bird you will reign in this country as king.’
-
-“‘Oh, ho!’ laughed the boy’s stepfather, ‘you are a fine joker.’
-
-“With the fowl under his arm he went toward his home. He had gone but a
-little way when he turned to look at the stranger, but the man had
-disappeared. The country was level for a long distance in all
-directions, but the stranger could not be seen.
-
-“The boy’s stepfather carried the fowl home and said to his wife:—
-
-“‘Cook this bird for supper. Cook the head also.’
-
-“The man was afraid to tell his wife why he wanted the head cooked. He
-knew she was very fond of her son, and he reasoned to himself that if
-she knew what the stranger had said she would give the head to the boy.
-So he only told her to be careful to cook the fowl’s head and save it
-for him.
-
-“The wife did as she was bid. She cooked the fowl and the fowl’s head,
-and placed them away in the cupboard until her husband and her son came
-home. It happened that something kept the husband in the village a
-little later than usual, and while the woman was waiting for him her son
-came in and said he was very hungry.
-
-“‘You will find something in the cupboard,’ his mother said. ‘Eat a
-little now, and when your stepfather returns we will have supper.’
-
-“The boy went to the cupboard. The fowl was on a big dish ready to be
-carved, and the head was in the saucer by itself. To save time and
-trouble the boy took the head and ate it, and then felt as if he could
-wait for supper very comfortably. The husband came, and the woman
-proceeded to set the table. When she came to look for the fowl’s head it
-was gone.
-
-“‘Why, I ate it,’ said her son, when he heard her exclamation of
-surprise. ‘I found it in the saucer, and I ate it rather than cut the
-fowl.’
-
-“The stepfather was angry enough to tear his hair, but he said nothing.
-The next day the boy went hunting. He was ready to return about noon,
-but, being tired, he stretched himself in the shade of a tree and was
-soon sound asleep.
-
-
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-
- THEY SAW THE HANDSOME BOY SLEEPING
-]
-
-
-“While he was sleeping his soundest, the nine men who had been appointed
-by the people to find them a king chanced to pass that way. They saw the
-handsome boy sleeping in the shade of the tree, and they stationed
-themselves around and watched him. For four long hours they watched the
-boy, but still the shadow of the tree kept the sun from his face. The
-nine men consulted among themselves, and they came to the conclusion
-that the shadow of the tree hadn’t moved, and that the boy was a
-well-favored lad who would look very well when he was dressed up and put
-on a throne with a crown on his head.
-
-“So they shook the boy and aroused him from his sleep.
-
-“‘What’s your name?’ asked the spokesman.
-
-“‘Telambus,’ replied the boy.
-
-“‘Where do you live?’
-
-“‘Not far from here.’
-
-“‘How would you like to be king?’
-
-“‘I have never tried it. Is it an easy trade to learn?’
-
-“The nine men looked at each other shrewdly and smiled. They each had
-the same thought.
-
-“They went with the boy to his home and saw his mother, and inquired
-about his age and his education, and asked a hundred other questions
-besides. They cautioned the woman as they were leaving to say nothing of
-their visit except this, that they were going about hunting for a king
-and had called to make some inquiries.
-
-“When her husband came home he had already heard of the visit of the
-distinguished company, and so he asked his wife a thousand questions.
-All the answer he got was that the visitors were hunting for a king.
-
-“‘I’m sure it was for me they were hunting,’ said the man. ‘How
-unfortunate that I was away.’
-
-“‘Well, don’t worry,’ replied his wife. ‘If they ever intended to make
-you king, they’ll come back after you.’
-
-“‘You don’t seem to think much about it,’ remarked the man, ‘but some of
-these days you’ll find out that you narrowly escaped being the king’s
-wife.’
-
-“The nine citizens were so certain that they had found the right person
-to rule over their country as king, that they made haste to return to
-the capital city and tell the news to the eleven wise men who had sent
-them out. They made their report, and the eleven wise men put their
-heads together once more. When they had consulted together a long time,
-they said to the people:—
-
-“‘There is one test by which you may know whether a king has been found.
-Send a messenger and ask this young man to send us a rope made of sand a
-hundred feet long.’
-
-“The messenger straightway went to the house of Telambus and told him
-what the eleven wise men had said. His mother straightway fell to
-crying. But Telambus laughed at her fears.
-
-“‘Tell the eleven wise men,’ he said to the messenger, ‘that there are
-various patterns of sand ropes. Let them send me a sample of the kind
-they want—a piece only a foot long—and I will make them one a hundred
-feet long.’
-
-“The messenger returned to the eleven wise men and told them what
-Telambus had said. They put their heads together again and then told the
-people that the young man was wise enough to be their king. There was
-great rejoicing then, and the nine wise men who had found him went to
-fetch him.
-
-“But Telambus shook his head. ‘Kings are not carried about in this way.
-Where are your banners and your chariots? Where are your drums and your
-cymbals?’
-
-“So the nine men returned to the eleven wise men and told them what
-Telambus had said.
-
-“‘He is right,’ said the eleven wise men. ‘He is a king already. Get
-your horses, your chariots, your banners, and your music, and bring our
-king in as he deserves to be brought.’
-
-“So Telambus was made the king of that country.”
-
-At this point Mrs. Meadows began to hunt for a knitting-needle she had
-dropped, and the children knew that the story was ended.
-
-“That was a pretty good story,” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “It was short
-and sweet, as the king-bird said to the honey-bee.”
-
-“Dey wuz too much kingin’ in it ter suit me. Ef folks got ter have
-kings, how come we ain’t got none?” asked Drusilla.
-
-“Please tell me about the little girl with the vial of sparkling water
-from the Well at the End of the World,” said Sweetest Susan to Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “I expect she is nearly grown by this time.”
-
-“Oh, yes,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, “she has now grown to be quite a
-young lady.”
-
-“Huh!” grunted Drusilla, “ef folks grow up dat quick, I dunner what
-hinder me from bein’ a ol’ gray-head ’oman by sundown.”
-
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-
- VI.
-
- THE MAGIC RING.
-
-
-“Don’t you see,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, with apparent seriousness,
-“that if we hadn’t left off the story of the little girl who went to the
-Well at the End of the World just where we did, she would have had no
-time to grow?”
-
-Buster John smiled faintly, but Sweetest Susan took the statement
-seriously, though she said nothing. Drusilla boldly indorsed it.
-
-“I speck dat’s so,” she said, “kaze when de lil’ gal got back home wid
-dat vial she wa’n’t in no fix fer ter cut up dem kind er capers what de
-tales tell about.”
-
-“Certainly not,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “but now she has had time
-to grow up to be a young lady, almost. Names go for so little down here
-that I haven’t told you hers. She was named Eolen. Some said it was a
-beautiful name, but her stepmother and her stepmother’s daughter said it
-was very ugly. Anyhow, that was her name, and whether it was ugly or
-whether it was beautiful, she had to make the best of it.
-
-“Well, Eolen went home when the old man gave her the vial of water from
-the Well at the End of the World. She hid the vial beneath her apron
-until she reached her own room, and then she placed it at the very
-bottom of her little trunk,—a trunk that had belonged to her mother, who
-was dead.
-
-“Nothing happened for a long time. Whenever Friday fell on the
-thirteenth of a month, Eolen would rub a drop of the sparkling water on
-her forehead, and she grew to be the loveliest young lady that ever was
-seen. Her stepsister was not bad-looking, but, compared with Eolen, she
-was ugly. The contrast between them was so great that people could not
-help noticing it and making remarks about it. Some of these remarks came
-to the ears of her stepmother.
-
-“Now a stepmother can be just as nice and as good as anybody, but this
-particular stepmother cared for nothing except her own child, and she
-soon came to hate Eolen for being so beautiful. She had never treated
-the child kindly, but now she began to treat her cruelly. Eolen never
-told her father, but somehow he seemed to know what was going on, and he
-treated her more affectionately each day, as her stepmother grew more
-cruel.
-
-“This lasted for some time, but finally Eolen’s father fell ill and
-died, and then, although she had many admirers, she was left without a
-friend she could confide in or rely on. To make matters worse, her
-stepmother produced a will in which her husband had left everything to
-her and nothing to Eolen. The poor girl didn’t know what to do. She knew
-that her father had made no such will, but how could she prove it? She
-happened to think of the vial of sparkling waters. She found it and
-turned it upside down.
-
-“On the instant there was a loud knock at the street door. Eolen would
-have gone to open it, but her stepmother was there before her. She
-peeped from behind the curtains in the hallway, and saw a tall,
-richly-dressed stranger standing on the steps.
-
-“‘I wish to see a young lady who lives here. She is the daughter of an
-old friend,’ said the stranger.
-
-“The stepmother smiled very sweetly. ‘Come in. I will call her.’
-
-“But instead of calling Eolen she called her own daughter. The girl
-went, but not with a good grace. She had been petted and spoiled, and
-was very saucy and impolite. The stranger smiled when he saw her.
-
-“‘What was my mother doing when you saw her sitting by the Well at the
-End of the World?’ he asked.
-
-“‘Do you take me for a crazy person?’ replied the girl.
-
-“‘By no means,’ said the stranger. ‘You are not the young lady I came to
-see.’
-
-“The stepmother then called Eolen and stood in the room frowning to see
-what was going to happen. Eolen came as soon as she was called, and the
-stranger seemed to be much struck by her beauty and modesty. He took her
-by the hand and led her to a chair.
-
-“‘What was my mother doing when you saw her sitting by the Well at the
-End of the World?’ he asked.
-
-“‘She was combing her hair,’ replied Eolen.
-
-“‘That is true,’ remarked the stranger. ‘Yes, she was combing her hair.’
-Then he turned to the stepmother and said: ‘May I see this young lady
-alone for a little while? I have a message for her from an old friend.’
-
-“‘Certainly!’ the stepmother answered. ‘I hope her friend is well-to-do,
-for her father has died without leaving her so much as a farthing.’
-Having said this, the stepmother flounced from the room.
-
-“‘I came at your summons,’ said the stranger; ‘you turned the vial of
-sparkling water upside down, and now I am here to do your bidding.’
-
-“Then Eolen told him of the death of her father, and how he had left all
-of his property to her stepmother. The stranger listened attentively,
-and while he listened played with a heavy gold ring that he wore on his
-third finger. When Eolen was through with her story he took this ring
-from his finger and handed it to her.
-
-“‘Look through that,’ he said, ‘and tell me what you see.’
-
-“Eolen held the ring to one of her eyes, and peeped through the golden
-circle. She was so surprised that she came near dropping the ring. She
-had held it up toward the stranger, but instead of seeing him through
-the ring she seemed to be looking into a room in which some person was
-moving about. As she continued to look, the scene appeared to be a
-familiar one. The room was the one her stepmother occupied—the room in
-which her father had died. She saw her stepmother take from her father’s
-private drawer a folded paper and hide it behind the mantel. Then the
-scene vanished, and through the ring she saw the stranger smiling at
-her.
-
-“‘What you have seen happened some time ago.’ He took the ring and
-replaced it on his finger. ‘Your stepmother is now coming this way. She
-has been trying to hear what we are saying. When she comes in, do you
-get your father’s real will from behind the mantel and bring it to me.’
-
-“Sure enough the stepmother came into the room silently and suddenly.
-She pretended to be much surprised to find any one there.
-
-“‘You must excuse me,’ she said to the stranger. ‘I imagined I heard you
-take your leave some time ago.’
-
-“‘You are excusable,’ replied the stranger. ‘I have been reflecting
-rather than talking. I have been thinking what could be done for your
-stepdaughter, who must be quite a burden to you.’
-
-“The stepmother took this for an invitation to tell what she knew about
-Eolen, and you may be sure she didn’t waste any praise on the young
-lady. But right in the midst of it all Eolen, who had gone out, returned
-and handed the stranger the folded paper that had been hid behind the
-mantel. The stepmother recognized it and turned pale.
-
-“‘This,’ said the stranger, opening the paper and reading it at a
-glance, ‘is your father’s will. I see he has left you half the
-property.’
-
-“‘That is the will my husband forgot to destroy,’ cried the stepmother.
-‘I have the real will.’
-
-“‘May I see it?’ asked the stranger.
-
-“The stepmother ran to fetch it, but when the stranger had opened it,
-not a line nor a word of writing could be found on it.
-
-“‘I see you are fond of a joke,’ said the stranger, but the stepmother
-had fallen into a chair and sat with her face hid in her hands. ‘I am
-fond of a joke myself,’ continued the stranger, ‘and I think I can match
-yours.’
-
-“With that the stranger took the real will, tore it in small pieces and
-threw it into the fireplace.
-
-“‘What have you done?’ cried Eolen.
-
-“‘The most difficult thing in the world,’ replied the stranger; ‘I have
-made this lady happy.’
-
-“And sure enough the stepmother was smiling and thanking him.
-
-“‘I thought you were my enemy,’ she said, ‘but now I see you are my
-friend indeed. How can I repay you?’
-
-“‘By treating this young lady here as your daughter,’ he replied. ‘Have
-no fear,’ he said, turning to Eolen. ‘No harm can befall you. What I
-have done is for the best.’
-
-“But before he went away he gave Eolen the gold ring, and told her to
-wear it for the sake of his mother, who sat by the Well at the End of
-the World. She thanked him for his kindness and promised she would keep
-the ring and treasure it as long as she lived.
-
-“But there was one trouble with this magic ring. It was too large for
-any of Eolen’s fingers. She had the whitest and most beautiful hands
-ever seen, but the ring would fit none of her fingers. Around her neck
-she wore a necklace of coral beads, and on this necklace she hung the
-ring.
-
-“For many day’s Eolen’s stepmother was kind to her, almost too kind. But
-the woman was afraid her stepdaughter would inform the judges of her
-effort to steal and hide her husband’s will. The judges were very severe
-in those days and in that country, and if the woman had been brought
-before them and such a crime proven on her, she would have been sent to
-the rack.”
-
-“What is a rack?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Hit’s de place whar dey scrunch folks’s ve’y vitals out’n ’em,” said
-Drusilla solemnly.
-
-“That’s about right, I reckon,” assented Mr. Thimblefinger. “Well, the
-stepmother was as kind to Eolen as she knew how to be, but the kindness
-didn’t last long. She hated her stepdaughter worse than ever. She was
-afraid of her, but she didn’t hate her any the less on that account.
-
-“Eolen had a habit of taking off her coral necklace and placing it under
-her pillow at night. One night, when she was fast asleep, her stepmother
-crept into the room and slipped the ring from the necklace. She had no
-idea it was a magic ring. She said to herself that it would look better
-on her daughter’s finger than it did on Eolen’s coral necklace, so she
-took the ring and slipped it on the finger of her sleeping daughter, and
-then stepped back a little to admire the big golden circle on the
-coarse, red hand.
-
-“Almost immediately the daughter began to toss and tumble in her sleep.
-She flung her arms wildly about and tried to talk. The mother, becoming
-alarmed, tried to wake her, but it was some time before the girl could
-be roused from her troubled sleep.
-
-“‘Oh!’ she cried, when she awoke, ‘what is the matter with me? I dreamed
-some one was cutting my finger off. What was it? Oh! it hurts me still!’
-
-“She held up the finger on which her mother had placed the ring and
-tried to tear off the golden band. ‘It burns—it burns!’ she cried. ‘Take
-it off.’
-
-“Her mother tried to take the ring off, but it was some time before she
-succeeded. Her daughter struggled and cried so that it was a hard matter
-to remove the ring, which seemed to be as hot as fire. A red blister was
-left on the girl’s finger, and she was in great pain.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- HER STEPMOTHER CREPT INTO THE ROOM
-]
-
-
-“‘What have I done?’ the mother cried, seeing her daughter’s condition.
-The two made so much noise that Eolen awoke and went to the door to find
-out what the trouble was.
-
-“‘Go away, you hussy!’ screamed the stepmother when she saw Eolen at the
-door. ‘Go away! You are a witch!’
-
-“‘Why, what have I done?’ Eolen asked.
-
-“‘You are the cause of all this trouble. For amusement I placed your
-gold ring on my dear daughter’s finger, and now see her condition!’
-
-“‘Why, then, did you take my ring? If you had left it where I placed it,
-you would have had none of this trouble.’ Eolen spoke with so much
-dignity that her stepmother was surprised into silence, though she could
-talk faster and louder than a flutter-mill. But finally she found her
-voice.
-
-“‘Go away! You are a witch!’ she said to Eolen.
-
-“But Eolen went boldly into the room. ‘Give me my ring!’ she exclaimed.
-‘You shall wrong me no further. Give me my ring! I will have it!’
-
-“This roused the stepmother’s temper. She searched on the floor till she
-found the ring. Then she opened a window and flung it as far as she
-could send it.
-
-“‘Now let’s see you get it!’ she cried. With that she seized Eolen by
-the arm and pushed her from the room, saying, ‘Go away, you witch!’
-
-“Now, then,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, after pausing to take breath, “what
-was the poor girl to do?” He looked at Sweetest Susan as if expecting
-her to answer the question.
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know,” replied Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Shake up de bottle,” exclaimed Drusilla.
-
-“Exactly so,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
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- VII.
-
- THE COW WITH THE GOLDEN HORNS.
-
-
-“I hope that isn’t all of the story,—if you call it a story,” said
-Buster John.
-
-“Which?” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, with an air of having forgotten the
-whole business.
-
-“Why, that about throwing the gold ring from the window,” replied Buster
-John.
-
-“Well, no,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, in an absent-minded way. “In a book,
-you know, you can read right on if you want to, or you can put the book
-down and rest yourself when you get tired. But when I’m telling a story,
-you must give me time to rest. I’m so little, you know, that it doesn’t
-take much to tire me. Of course, if you don’t like the story, I can stop
-any time. It’s no trouble at all to stop. Just wink your eye at me
-twice, and I’m mum.”
-
-“Oh, we don’t want you to stop,” said Sweetest Susan.
-
-“No, don’t stop,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, drowsily, “because then everybody
-gets to talking, and I can’t doze comfortably. Your stories are as
-comforting to me as a feather-bed.”
-
-“Then I’ll add a bolster to the bed,” exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger. He
-hesitated a moment, and then went on with the story:—
-
-“Of course, Eolen didn’t know what to do when her stepmother threw the
-gold ring from the window and pushed her from the room. She went back to
-her bed and lay down, but she couldn’t sleep. After a while daylight
-came, and then she dressed herself and went down into the garden to hunt
-for the ring. She searched everywhere, but the ring was not to be found.
-
-“Now the ring could have been found very easily if it had been where it
-fell when Eolen’s stepmother threw it from the window. But that night a
-tame crow, belonging to the Prince of that country, was roosting in one
-of the trees in the garden.”
-
-“Oh, was it a sure enough Prince?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Why, certainly,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, with great solemnity. “A
-make-believe Prince could never have reigned in that country. The people
-would have found him out, and he would have been put in the calaboose.
-Well, this tame crow that belonged to the Prince had wandered off over
-the fields, and had gone so far away from the palace that it was unable
-to get back before dark, and so it went to bed in one of the trees
-growing in the garden behind the house where Eolen lived.
-
-“Of course, as soon as morning came, the crow was wide awake and ready
-for any mischief that might turn up. It flew to the ground, hoping to
-find something for breakfast, and hopped about, searching in the leaves
-and grass. Suddenly the crow saw the ring shining on the ground and
-picked it up and turned it over. What could it be? The crow’s curiosity
-was such that it forgot all about breakfast. It seized the ring in its
-beak and went flopping to the palace. It was so early in the morning
-that the palace was closed, but the crow flew straight to the Prince’s
-window and beat his wings against it until some of the attendants came
-and opened it, when the crow walked in with great dignity.
-
-“The Prince had been awakened by the noise, but when he saw the bird
-stalking into the room as stiff as a major-general of militia, he fell
-back on his bed laughing. The crow hopped to the foot-board of the bed
-and stood there holding the gold ring in his beak, as much as to say,
-‘Don’t you wish you were as rich as I am?’
-
-“The Prince rose from his bed and took the ring from the crow, but it
-was so hot that he made haste to drop it in a basin of cold water. Then
-a curious thing happened. The ring seemed to expand in the basin until
-it was as large as the bottom, and within the circle it made the picture
-of a beautiful girl standing by a milk-white cow. There were two
-peculiarities about the milk-white cow. Her ears were as black as jet,
-and her horns shone and glittered as if they were made of gold.
-
-“The Prince was entranced. He gazed at the beautiful picture long and
-lovingly, and the crow sat on the rim of the basin and chuckled as
-proudly as if it had painted the picture. The girl was the loveliest the
-Prince had ever seen, and the cow was surely the most beautiful of her
-kind. The Prince’s attendants uttered exclamations of delight when they
-saw the picture, and his ministers, when they were sent for, were struck
-dumb with astonishment.
-
-“‘If this bird could only speak!’ cried the Prince.
-
-“But the crow went chuckling about the room saying to itself, ‘What a
-fool a Prince must be who cannot understand my simple language!’
-
-“The Prince gazed at the picture framed by the gold ring for a long
-time. At last he concluded to take it from the water. As he did so it
-shrunk to its natural size, and the picture of the beautiful girl and
-the Cow with the Golden Horns disappeared, and the ring no longer burnt
-his fingers. He dropped it in the basin once more, but it remained a
-simple gold ring and the picture failed to appear again.
-
-“The Prince was disconsolate. He remained in the palace and refused to
-go out. He moped and pined, until the family doctor was called in. The
-doctor fussed about and felt of the Prince’s pulse and looked at his
-tongue, and said that a change of air was necessary; but the Prince said
-he didn’t want any change of air and wouldn’t have it. In fact, he said
-he didn’t want any air at all, and he wouldn’t take any pills or
-powders, and he wouldn’t drink any sage tea, and he wouldn’t have any
-mustard plaster put on him. He was in love, and he knew that the more
-medicine he took, the worse off he would be.”
-
-“Well, a little sage tea ain’t bad when you are in love,” remarked Mrs.
-Meadows. “It’s mighty soothing.”
-
-“Maybe,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, “but the Prince didn’t want it,
-and wouldn’t have it. He wanted the beautiful girl he had seen in the
-picture. He was in love with her, and he wanted to marry her. So his
-ministers consulted together and finally they sent around a bailiff”—
-
-“Nonsense!” cried Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Tut—tut!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “he sent a crier around”—
-
-“A herald, you mean,” suggested Buster John, who had read a good many
-story books.
-
-“A bailiff could do the work just as well, but you can have it your way.
-Well,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, “the Prince’s ministers sent a
-herald around to inquire at all the people’s houses if any of them had a
-Cow with Golden Horns, but nobody had such a cow, and everybody wondered
-what the herald meant. A Cow with Golden Horns! People went about asking
-one another if they had ever heard of such a thing before. Some said the
-throne was tottering. Others said the politicians were trying to work a
-scheme to increase taxation. Still others talked about the peril of the
-nation. Everybody had some explanation, but nobody had the right one.
-The poor young Prince was nearly crazy to find the young girl whose
-picture he had seen in the basin of water.
-
-“For a few days the people heard no more of the matter, but at the end
-of a week the herald went round the city again declaring that the Prince
-would marry any young lady who would bring as her marriage portion a Cow
-with Golden Horns. She need not have riches of any kind; all that was
-necessary was a Cow with Golden Horns. This word went around among the
-people and from city to city. Rich men with daughters tried everywhere
-to buy a Cow with Golden Horns, but all to no purpose.
-
-“The Prince waited and waited and pined and grew thinner. But just as
-matters were getting to be very serious indeed, an old man appeared in
-the palace park leading a beautiful white cow with jet black ears and
-golden horns. The servants set up such a shout when they saw the
-beautiful cow that everybody in the palace was aroused and all came out
-to see what caused the noise. Then the servants and attendants ran over
-one another in their efforts to reach the Prince, who was moping in his
-room. As they ran they cried:—
-
-“‘The Cow with the Golden Horns has come! The Cow with the Golden Horns
-has come!’
-
-“The Prince forgot his dignity and hurried out to see the Cow with the
-Golden Horns. The old man came leading her, and she was, indeed, a
-beautiful creature. Her head and limbs were almost as delicate as those
-of a deer, and her eyes were large and soft. Her body was as white as
-snow, her ears glistened like black silk, and her golden horns shone in
-the sun. The old man bowed low as he led the beautiful cow forward.
-
-“‘I wouldn’t make much of a bride myself, your Majesty,’ he said. ‘I
-have brought you the Cow with the Golden Horns. She might find you the
-bride that I failed to bring you.’
-
-“‘I fear I shall have no such good fortune,’ replied the Prince. ‘But I
-think you have proved to me that I am not dreaming. How shall I reward
-you?’
-
-“‘I ask no reward, your Majesty. I only ask the privilege of taking away
-my Cow with the Golden Horns when you have found your bride.’
-
-“When the Prince had given his promise, the old man said, ‘You have a
-ring, your Majesty, that came to you in a curious way. Let this ring be
-placed on the left horn of the cow. The girl or woman that is able to
-remove this ring will be the bride you are wishing for. Every morning
-the Cow with the Golden Horns will appear here in the lawn and remain
-until night falls. Let it be announced, your Majesty, that whoever takes
-the ring from her shall be the Princess of the Realm.’”
-
-“Huh!” exclaimed Drusilla suddenly. “He talk like he been ter college.”
-
-“Will you hush?” cried Buster John. But Mr. Thimblefinger paid no
-attention to the interruption.
-
-“‘But how do you know,’ asked the Prince, ‘that the right one will come
-to get the ring?’
-
-“‘How do I know that your Majesty has the ring?’ the old man answered.
-
-“This seemed to satisfy the Prince, who caused it to be announced all
-through his kingdom that he would choose for his bride the girl or woman
-who would take the ring from the golden horn of the Cow.
-
-“Of course there was a great commotion among the ladies when this
-announcement was made, and nearly all of them tried to take the ring
-from the golden horn of the Cow. Some said they tried it just for fun,
-and some said they tried it just out of curiosity; but all of them
-failed. Even Eolen’s stepmother tried, and then she made her daughter
-try, but when the daughter touched the ring it burnt her so that she
-screamed. And then some of those who had tried and failed turned up
-their noses and said it was a trick.
-
-“Eolen had never thought of trying. She had seen the Prince and admired
-him, yet she had no idea of going up before all these people. But as
-soon as her stepmother started for the palace with her daughter, there
-came a knock at the door. Eolen opened it, and there, standing before
-her, was the old man who had carried her to the Thunder’s house, and to
-the Jumping-Off Place. She was very glad to see him, and told him so,
-and he was just as glad to see her.
-
-“‘Why don’t you go and get your ring?’ he asked.
-
-“‘It is lost,’ she answered.
-
-“‘It is found,’ he said. ‘I have placed it on the golden horn of the Cow
-that stands near the palace door. You must go and get it.’
-
-“‘I have nothing to wear,’ she replied.
-
-“Then the old man tapped on the wall and called:—
-
-“‘Sister Jane! Sister Jane! Where are you?’
-
-“‘I am where I ought to be,’ was the reply. The wall opened and out
-stepped the old, old woman that Eolen had seen combing her hair by the
-Well at the End of the World.
-
-“‘Clothe this child in silk and satin and comb her hair out fine, Sister
-Jane.’
-
-“The old woman grumbled a little, but gave Eolen a touch here and there,
-and in a moment she was dressed as fine as the finest lady in the land.
-
-“‘Now she is ready, brother,’ said the old, old woman, and then she
-disappeared in the wall, combing her long gray hair and smiling.
-
-“‘Must I walk?’ asked Eolen, looking at her satin slippers.
-
-“‘Nonsense!’ exclaimed the old man. Then he tapped in another part of
-the wall. ‘Nephew! Nephew! Where are you?’
-
-“‘Wherever you wish me to be,’ a voice replied, and then the wall
-opened, and out stepped the handsome stranger who had given Eolen the
-gold ring. ‘What do you want?’
-
-“‘A carriage and horses,’ said the old man.
-
-“‘They are at the door,’ was the reply, ‘and I’ll drive them myself.’
-
-“Sure enough, there stood at the door a coach and four, and Eolen was
-carried to the palace in grand style. Liveried servants appeared and
-spread a strip of carpet before her, and the Cow with the Golden Horns
-came running to meet her, and in a moment she had the ring. Then the
-people set up a loud shout, crying:—
-
-“‘The Princess! the Princess!’
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- SHE WOULD HAVE KNELT, BUT HE LIFTED HER UP
-]
-
-
-“And then the Prince came out and went to her. She would have knelt, but
-he lifted her up and knelt himself before her, and kissed her hand, and
-smiled on her, for she was the lovely girl he had seen in the picture.”
-
-“What is the moral of that?” inquired Mr. Rabbit, waking from his nap.
-
-“Why, you didn’t even hear the story,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“That is the reason I want to hear the moral of it,” remarked Mr.
-Rabbit.
-
-“There is no moral at all,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Then I’m mighty glad I was asleep,” grumbled Mr. Rabbit.
-
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-
-
- VIII.
-
- BROTHER WOLF’S TWO BIG DINNERS.
-
-
-The children said they were very much pleased with the story about the
-Cow with the Golden Horns. Buster John even went so far as to say that
-it was as good as some of the stories in the books. But Mr.
-Thimblefinger shook his head. He said he was very glad they were pleased
-with it, but he knew Mr. Rabbit was right. The story couldn’t be a very
-good story, because it had no moral.
-
-“But I think it had a very good moral,” remarked Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“What was it?” inquired Mr. Rabbit with great solemnity.
-
-“Why, if the little girl had been too stingy to give the old beggar a
-piece of her cake, she would never have come to be Princess,” replied
-Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Did she give the beggar a piece of cake?” asked Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“Why, certainly she did,” Mr. Thimblefinger answered.
-
-“Well,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, setting himself back in his chair, “I must
-have been fast asleep when she did it. But the place for a moral, as
-I’ve been told, is right at the end of a story, and not at the
-beginning.”
-
-“Can’t you tell us a story with a moral?” suggested Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“I can,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “I can for a fact, and the piece of cake
-you mentioned puts me in mind of it.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit closed his eyes and rubbed his nose, and then began:—
-
-“Once upon a time, when Brother Fox and myself were living on pretty
-good terms with each other, we received an invitation to attend a
-barbecue that Brother Wolf was going to give on the following Saturday.
-The next day we received an invitation to a barbecue that Brother Bear
-was going to give on the same Saturday.
-
-“I made up my mind at once to go to Brother Bear’s barbecue, because I
-knew he would have fresh roasting ears, and if there’s anything I like
-better than another, it is fresh roasting ears. I asked Brother Fox
-whether he was going to Brother Bear’s barbecue or to Brother Wolf’s,
-but he shook his head. He said he hadn’t made up his mind. I just asked
-him out of idle curiosity, for I didn’t care whether he went or whether
-he stayed.
-
-“I went about my work as usual. Cold weather was coming on, and I wanted
-to get my crops in before the big freeze came. But I noticed that
-Brother Fox was mighty restless in his mind. He didn’t do a stroke of
-work. He’d sit down and then he’d get up; he’d stand still and look up
-in the tops of the trees, and then he’d walk back and forth with his
-hands behind him and look down at the ground.
-
-“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope you are not sick, Brother Fox.’
-
-“Says he, ‘Oh, no, Brother Rabbit; I never felt better in my life.’
-
-“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope money matters are not troubling you.’
-
-“Says he, ‘Oh, no, Brother Rabbit, money was never easier with me than
-it is this season.’
-
-“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope I’ll have the pleasure of your company
-to the barbecue to-morrow.’
-
-“Says he, ‘I can’t tell, Brother Rabbit; I can’t tell. I haven’t made up
-my mind. I may go to the one, or I may go to the other; but which it
-will be, I can’t tell you to save my life.’
-
-“As the next day was Saturday, I was up bright and early. I dug my
-goobers and spread ’em out to dry in the sun, and then, ten o’clock, as
-near as I could judge, I started out to the barbecue. Brother Wolf lived
-near the river, and Brother Bear lived right on the river, a mile or two
-below Brother Wolf’s. The big road, that passed near where Brother Fox
-and I lived, led in the direction of the river for about three miles,
-and then it forked, one prong going to Brother Wolf’s house, and the
-other prong going to Brother Bear’s house.
-
-“Well, when I came to the forks of the road, who should I see there but
-old Brother Fox. I stopped before he saw me, and watched him. He went a
-little way down one road, and licked his chops; then he came back and
-went a little way down the other road, and licked his chops.
-
-“Not choosing to be late, I showed myself and passed the time of day
-with Brother Fox. I said, says I, that if he was going to Brother Bear’s
-barbecue, I’d be glad to have his company. But he said, says he, that he
-wouldn’t keep me waiting. He had just come down to the forks of the road
-to see if that would help him to make up his mind. I told him I was
-mighty sorry to miss his company and his conversation, and then I tipped
-my hat and took my cane from under my arm and went down the road that
-led to Brother Bear’s house.”
-
-Here Mr. Rabbit paused, straightened himself up a little, and looked at
-the children. Then he continued:—
-
-“I reckon you all never stood on the top of a hill three quarters of a
-mile from the smoking pits and got a whiff or two of the barbecue?”
-
-“I is! I is!” exclaimed Drusilla. “Don’t talk! Hit make me dribble at de
-mouf. I wish I had some right now.”
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- HE WENT A LITTLE WAY DOWN ONE ROAD
-]
-
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Rabbit, “I got a whiff of it and I was truly glad I had
-come—truly glad. It was a fine barbecue, too. There was lamb, and kid,
-and shote, all cooked to a turn and well seasoned, and then there was
-the hash made out of the giblets. I’ll not tell you any more about the
-dinner, except that I’d like to have one like it every Saturday in the
-year. If I happened to be too sick to eat it, I could sit up and look at
-it. Anyhow, we all had enough and to spare.
-
-“After we had finished with the barbecue and were sitting in Brother
-Bear’s front porch smoking our pipes and talking politics, I happened to
-mention to Brother Bear something about Brother Wolf’s barbecue. I said,
-says I, that I thought I’d go by Brother Wolf’s house as I went on home,
-though it was a right smart step out of the way, just to see how the
-land lay.
-
-“Says Brother Bear, says he: ‘If you’ll wait till my company take their
-leave, I don’t mind trotting over to Brother Wolf’s with you. The walk
-will help to settle my dinner.’
-
-“So, about two hours by sun, we started out and went to Brother Wolf’s
-house. Brother Bear knew a short cut through the big canebrake, and it
-didn’t take us more than half an hour to get there. Brother Wolf was
-just telling his company good-by; and when they had all gone he would
-have us go in and taste his mutton stew, and then he declared he’d think
-right hard of us if we didn’t drink a mug or two of his persimmon beer.
-
-“I said, says I, ‘Brother Wolf, have you seen Brother Fox to-day?’
-
-“Brother Wolf said, says he, ‘I declare, I haven’t seen hair nor hide of
-Brother Fox. I don’t see why he didn’t come. He’s always keen to go
-where there’s fresh meat a-frying.’
-
-“I said, says I, ‘The reason I asked was because I left Brother Fox at
-the forks of the road trying to make up his mind whether he’d eat at
-your house or at Brother Bear’s.’
-
-“‘Well, I’m mighty sorry,’ says Brother Wolf, says he; ‘Brother Fox
-never missed a finer chance to pick a bone than he’s had to-day. Please
-tell him so for me.’
-
-“I said I would, and then I told Brother Wolf and Brother Bear good-by
-and set out for home. Brother Wolf’s persimmon beer had a little age on
-it, and it made me light-headed and nimble-footed. I went in a gallop,
-as you may say, and came to the forks of the road before the sun went
-down.
-
-“You may not believe it, but when I got there Brother Fox was there
-going through the same motions that made me laugh in the morning—running
-down one road and licking his chops, and then running down the other and
-licking his chops.
-
-“Says I, ‘I hope you had a good dinner at Brother Wolf’s to-day, Brother
-Fox.’
-
-“Says he, ‘I’ve had no dinner.’
-
-“Says I, ‘That’s mighty funny. Brother Bear had a famous barbecue, and I
-thought Brother Wolf was going to have one, too.’
-
-“Says Brother Fox, ‘Is dinner over? Is it too late to go?’
-
-“Says I, ‘Why, Brother Fox, the sun’s nearly down. By the time you get
-to Brother Bear’s house, he’ll be gone to bed; and by the time you go
-across the swamp to Brother Wolf’s house, the chickens will be crowing
-for day.’
-
-“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Fox, ‘I’ve been all day trying to make
-up my mind which road I’d take, and now it’s too late.’
-
-“And that was the fact,” continued Mr. Rabbit. “The poor creature had
-been all day trying to make up his mind which road he’d take. Now, then,
-what is the moral?”
-
-Sweetest Susan looked at Mrs. Meadows, but Mrs. Meadows merely smiled.
-Buster John rattled the marbles in his pocket.
-
-“I know,” said Drusilla.
-
-“What?” inquired Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“Go down one road an’ git one dinner, den cut ’cross an’ git some mo’
-dinner, an’ den go back home down de yuther road.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit shook his head.
-
-“Tar-Baby, you are wrong,” he said.
-
-“If you want anything, go and get it,” suggested Buster John.
-
-Mr. Rabbit shook his head and looked at Sweetest Susan, whereupon she
-said:—
-
-“If you can’t make up your mind, you’ll have to go hungry.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit shook his head.
-
-“Eat a good breakfast,” said Mrs. Meadows, “and you won’t be worried
-about your dinner.”
-
-“All wrong!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, with a chuckle. “The moral is this:
-He who wants too much is more than likely to get nothing.”
-
-“Well,” remarked Mrs. Meadows dubiously, “if you have to work out a
-moral as if it was a sum in arithmetic, I’ll thank you not to trouble me
-with any more morals.”
-
-“The motion is seconded and carried,” exclaimed Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
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-
- IX.
-
- THE LITTLE BOY OF THE LANTERN.
-
-
-“Of course,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “all of you can tell better stories
-than I can, because you are larger. Being taller, you can see farther
-and talk louder; but I sometimes think that if I was to climb a tree,
-I’d see as far as any of you.”
-
-“Well, I hope your feelings are not hurt,” remarked Mr. Rabbit
-sympathetically. “It’s not the fault of your stories that I fall asleep
-when you are telling them. It’s my habit to sit and nod at certain hours
-of the day, and if you’ll watch me right close, you’ll see that I
-sometimes drop off when I’m telling a story myself. I’ll try and keep
-awake the next time you tell one.”
-
-“I’m afraid I’ll have to prop Mr. Rabbit’s eyelids open with straws,”
-said Mrs. Meadows, laughing.
-
-“I’ll just try you with a little one,” Mr. Thimblefinger declared. “I’ll
-tell you one I heard when I was younger. I want to see whether Mr.
-Rabbit will keep awake, and I want to see whether there’s a moral in the
-tale.”
-
-So he took off his little hat, which was shaped like a thimble, and run
-his hand over the feather ornament to straighten it out. Then he began:—
-
-“A long time ago, when there was a great deal more room in the country
-next door than there is now, there lived a man who had a wife, one son,
-a horse, a cow, and a calf. He was a hard-working man, so much so that
-he had little or no time to devote to his family. He worked hard in the
-field all day, and when night came he was too tired to trouble much
-about his son. His wife, too, having no servant, was always busy about
-the house, sewing, washing, cooking, cleaning, patching, milking, and
-sweeping. Day in and day out it was always the same. The man was always
-working, and the woman was always working. They had no rest except on
-Sunday, and then they were too tired to pay much attention to their son.
-
-“The consequence was, that while the boy was a very bright lad, he was
-full of mischief, up to all sorts of tricks and pranks that some people
-call meanness. By hook or by crook—or maybe by book—he had learned how
-to spell and read. But the only book he had to read was one with big
-pictures of men dressed in red clothes, and armed with yellow cutlasses.
-The book was called ‘The Pirooters of Peruvia.’”
-
-“Maybe the name was ‘The Pirates of Peru,’” suggested Buster John.
-
-“Oh, no,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “I don’t suppose any such country
-as Peru had been found on the map when that book was written. But never
-mind about that. The boy read only that book, and he became rather wild
-in his mind. He wanted to be a pirooter, whatever that was, and so he
-armed himself with old hoe helves and called them pikes, and he tied a
-shingle to his side and called it a cutlass, and he got him a
-broom-handle and called it a horse.
-
-“This boy’s name was Johnny, but sometimes they called him Jack for
-short. Some people said he was mean as he could be; but I don’t say
-that. He was fonder of scampering over the country than he was of
-helping his mother. Maybe he didn’t know any better because he wasn’t
-taught any better. But one morning his mother was so tired that she
-couldn’t get out of bed. She had worn herself out with work. The next
-morning she couldn’t get up, nor the next; and then the neighbors, who
-had come in to see what the matter was, said that she would never get up
-any more. So one day Johnny found everything very still in the house,
-and the neighbors who were there were kinder to him than they ever had
-been, and then he knew that his mother would never get tired any more.
-
-“He felt so bad that he wandered off into the woods, crying as he went.
-His eyes were so full of tears that he couldn’t see where he was going,
-and he didn’t care. He went on and on, until, finally, when he took
-heart to look around, he found himself in a part of the country that was
-new to him. This caused him to dry his eyes, for he was perfectly sure
-that he had traveled neither fast nor far enough to be beyond the limits
-of the numberless journeys he had made in all directions from his
-father’s house; and yet, here he was, suddenly and without knowing how
-he got there, in a country that was altogether new to him.
-
-“It was just like when you came down through our spring gate,” said Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “The grass was different and the trees were different,
-and even the sand and the gravel were of a color that Johnny had never
-seen before. Suddenly, while he was wondering how he could have missed
-seeing all these strange things when he had journeyed this way before, a
-lady, richly dressed, came out of the woods and stood before him. She
-neither smiled nor looked severe, but pity seemed to shine in her face.
-
-“‘What now?’ she said, raising her hand to her head. ‘You have come fast
-and come far. You are in trouble. Go back. When you want me, go to the
-Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill and call my name.’
-
-“‘Who are you?’ asked Johnny, forgetting to be polite, if he ever knew
-how.
-
-“‘The Keeper of the Cows that roam in the night,’ replied the lady.
-‘When you go to the Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill, whisper
-this:—
-
- O Keeper of Cows that roam in the night,
- Come over the hill and lend me your light.’
-
-“Johnny would have thanked the woman, but in the twinkling of an eye she
-was gone without making a sound, and not a blade of grass shook to show
-that she had been there. Johnny turned in his tracks and started home
-the way he came. Before he had gone far he stopped to look back, but the
-strange country was nowhere to be seen—only the old familiar hills and
-trees that he had always known.
-
-“When he got home there was a strange woman cooking and fixing his
-father’s supper. The table was set, and everything was almost as neat
-and as tidy as it used to be when his mother was alive. Even his own
-little plate was in its place, and his mug, with the picture of a blue
-castle painted on it, was by the plate. But Johnny had no appetite. He
-went to the door and looked in, and then went to the stable. Once there,
-he suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to drive the cow in from
-the pasture. He went running to get her, but found her coming along of
-her own accord, something she was not in the habit of doing.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- A LADY, RICHLY DRESSED, CAME OUT OF THE WOODS
-]
-
-
-“Johnny wondered a little at this, but it soon passed out of his mind,
-and he got behind the cow and made her go faster. He drove the cow into
-the lot, and waited awhile for the woman to come and milk. But she
-delayed so long that he went to the house and found his father eating
-supper. Instead of going to the table, he went and sat by the fire.
-
-“‘Have something to eat?’ said the woman.
-
-“‘I am not hungry,’ he replied.
-
-“‘Have a glass of fresh milk, then?’ she said.
-
-“‘Not to-night,’ he answered. ‘I have just driven the cow in from the
-pasture.’
-
-“‘I brought her from the pasture myself,’ said the woman, ‘milked her,
-and turned her out again.’
-
-“Johnny said nothing to this, but he knew the cow had not been milked,
-and he wondered where the woman got the milk that his father was
-drinking. He thought it over, and forgot all about his grief. He noticed
-that as soon as his father drank the milk he began to smile at the
-woman. He smiled at the woman, but was cross to Johnny.
-
-“After supper the woman went out, and after a while Johnny went out,
-too, leaving his father sitting by the fire smoking his pipe. Johnny
-went to the lot, thinking the woman had gone there. He wanted to see
-whether she would milk the cow. He crept along the side of the fence,
-and soon he was near enough to peep through a crack without being seen.
-He saw the woman rubbing the cow on the back while the calf was getting
-all the milk.
-
-“‘You see how good I am to you, sister,’ said she. ‘Now I want you to be
-good to me. When that boy Jack goes after you to the pasture, I want you
-to lead him a chase. I saw him beating your calf to-day. But see how
-good I am to your calf, sister. I give it all the milk.’
-
-“The cow shook her horn and switched her tail, and Johnny, sitting in
-the fence corner, wondered what it all meant.
-
-“‘I see,’ said the cow, after a while. ‘You want to marry the boy’s
-father, and the boy is in the way. But suppose they find you out. What
-then?’
-
-“‘Trust me for that, sister,’ said the woman; ‘trust me for that.’
-
-“Johnny waited to hear no more, but crept away and went to bed. He was
-dressed and out by sun-up next morning, but the woman was up before him,
-and had breakfast nearly ready. Johnny asked her if she had milked the
-cow, and she replied that she had milked and forgotten about it. Johnny
-saw the milk-pail setting on the shelf, and when he looked at it he knew
-the cow had not been milked, else the sides of the pail would have been
-spattered.
-
-“But the cow had been turned out, and the calf was sleeping contentedly
-in the fence corner, instead of nibbling the grass. Johnny drank no milk
-at breakfast, but his father did, and smiled at the woman more than
-ever. During the day Johnny forgot all about the cow, but when night
-came he knew she must be brought up, so he went to the pasture after
-her. She was not to be found. He hunted over the hills and fields, and
-then, not finding her, began to cry.
-
-“Suddenly the lady he had seen the day before stepped out of the wood
-and spoke to him. She held in her hand a tiny lantern.
-
-“‘Take this,’ she said, holding out the lantern. ‘You wouldn’t call me,
-and so I came to you.’
-
-“‘I forgot,’ whispered Johnny.
-
-“‘Don’t forget any more,’ said the lady. ‘Take this lantern and run to
-the Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill. You’ll find your cow tied
-there. Drive her home, and don’t spare her.’
-
-“Johnny found the cow tied to the poplar sure enough, and he made her
-gallop home as fast as she could. He blew out his tiny lantern before he
-got in sight of the house, but it dropped from his hand and he could
-find it no more. He ceased to hunt for it after a while, and drove the
-cow to the lot, where the woman was waiting.
-
-“‘Go get your supper,’ she said to Johnny.
-
-“‘Yes ’m,’ replied Johnny, but he went off only to creep back to see
-what the woman would do.
-
-“She abused the cow terribly. He could see that she was angry. ‘You are
-a nice sister,’ she exclaimed, ‘to let that boy bring you home so
-early.’
-
-“‘Don’t “sister” me,’ moaned the cow. ‘I’m nearly famished, and that boy
-has nearly run me off my legs. Somebody that I couldn’t see caught me
-and tied me to a tree this morning, and there I’ve been all day. We’d
-better go away from here. That boy will find you out yet.’
-
-“Then Johnny crept away, ate his supper, and went to bed. He slept late
-the next morning, but when he awoke he found that his father, instead of
-being at work, as was his habit, was smoking his pipe and talking to the
-woman, and both were smiling at each other very sweetly. That afternoon,
-Johnny went to bring the cow home before sundown, but he couldn’t find
-her. He hunted and hunted for her until long after dark, and then he
-went to the Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill, and said:—
-
- “‘O Keeper of Cows that roam in the night,
- Come over the hills and lend me your light!’
-
-“Instantly Johnny heard a cow lowing in the valley, and saw a light
-glimmering faintly in the distance. In a little while he heard a
-tremendous clatter of hoofs up the hill, and the rushing of some large
-animal through the bushes. It seemed to have one eye only and that eye
-shone as fiercely as a flame of fire as its head swayed from side to
-side. It came rushing to the poplar-tree where Johnny stood, and stopped
-there. Johnny peeped from behind the tree and saw that the frightful
-animal was nothing more than his cow, with a tiny lantern hanging on her
-horn. She stood there panting and trembling. Johnny waited to see if the
-Keeper of Cows that roam in the night would make her appearance, but he
-waited in vain. Then he drove the cow home, turned her into the lot, and
-went in the house to get his supper. His father and the woman were
-sitting very close together.
-
-“‘Have you brought the cow?’ the woman asked.
-
-“‘She’s in the lot,’ replied Johnny.
-
-“‘You are a smart boy,’ said the woman.
-
-“‘Thanky, ma’am,’ exclaimed Johnny.
-
-“So it went on day after day. The woman would make the cow wander
-farther and farther away from home, and Johnny would go to the
-Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill and call for the beautiful
-lady, the Keeper of the Cows that roam in the night, and soon the cow
-would come running and lowing. Then Johnny would drive her home by the
-light of his little lantern. This happened so often that the neighbors,
-and indeed the people in all that country, when they saw a light bobbing
-around at night, would shake their heads and say, ‘There goes Jack with
-his lantern,’ and then after a while they called him ‘Jack of the
-Lantern.’
-
-“One day he heard two of the neighbors talking about him, saying it was
-a pity that so bright a boy should have such a stepmother as the woman
-his father was about to marry. Then Johnny (or Jack, as he was sometimes
-called) knew that his father was preparing to marry the woman who was
-keeping house for him, and it made the boy feel very wretched to think
-that this woman was to take the place of his mother.
-
-“That very day he went to the Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill
-and called for the Keeper of the Cows that roam in the night. The lady
-made her appearance, and then Johnny told her his troubles. The lady
-smiled for the first time. Then she told Johnny that if he would follow
-her directions his troubles would disappear. She gave him a roll of blue
-ribbon, and told him what to say when he presented it to the woman just
-before the marriage took place. She told him also what to do with his
-little lantern. Johnny went home feeling very much better, and that
-night his father told him he was to have a new mother the next day. He
-said nothing in reply, but smiled as if the news pleased him.
-
-“Johnny lay awake that night a long time, and once he thought the woman
-came and leaned over his bed as if to listen, but just then a cow not
-far away lowed once, twice, thrice. Then the woman went away muttering
-something.
-
-“The next day the invited guests began to assemble early, and after a
-while the preacher came. The women neighbors would have the bride to
-stand up in the middle of the floor to admire her just before the
-ceremony, and when she stood up Johnny began to march around her, waving
-his lantern and his blue ribbon and singing:—
-
- “‘I have for the bride ten yards of blue ribbon—
- Ten yards of blue ribbon, ten yards of blue ribbon—
- I have for the bride ten yards of blue ribbon,
- So rich and so soft and so rare;
- Five yards to pin on her snowy white bosom—
- Her snowy white bosom, her snowy white bosom—
- Five yards to pin on her snowy white bosom,
- And five to tie in her hair.
-
- “‘I have a lantern to light her along with—
- To light her along with, to light her along with—
- I have a lantern to light her along with,
- When forth she fares in the night;
- Out in the dark, the ribbon will rustle—
- The ribbon will rustle, the ribbon will rustle—
- Out in the dark the ribbon will rustle,
- And the lantern will lend her its light!’
-
-“Johnny threw the blue ribbon over the woman’s shoulder and around her
-neck, and waved his lantern, and instantly the woman disappeared, and in
-her place stood a cow. Before the people could recover their surprise,
-the lady that Johnny had seen at the Whispering Poplar came into the
-room and bowed to the company.
-
-“‘This is the most malicious cow in all my herd,’ said she, ‘and this
-brave boy has caught her. Here is a purse of gold for his reward. As for
-you, sir,’ turning to Johnny’s father, ‘you may thank your son for
-saving you from this witch.’ Then she bowed again, and went away,
-leading the cow, and neither of them was ever seen in that country
-again.
-
-“But to this day, when people see a light bobbing up and down in the
-fields at night, they say, ‘Yonder’s Jack of the Lantern!’”
-
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-
-
- X.
-
- A LUCKY CONJURER.
-
-
-“Now, I think that was a pretty good story,” said Mr. Rabbit. “It had
-something about cows in it, and there was nothing about kings and
-princes. I wouldn’t give _that_”—Mr. Rabbit blew a whiff of smoke from
-his mouth—“or all your princes and kings. Of course that’s on account of
-my ignorance. I don’t know anything about them. I reckon they are just
-as good neighbors as anybody, when you come to know them right well.”
-
-Buster John laughed at this, but Sweetest Susan only smiled.
-
-“Oh, I am not joking,” remarked Mr. Rabbit solemnly. “There’s no reason
-why kings and queens and princes shouldn’t be just as neighborly as
-other people. If a king and queen were keeping house anywhere near me,
-and were to send over after a mess of salad, or to borrow a cup of sugar
-or a spoonful of lard, I’d be as ready to accommodate them as I would
-any other neighbors, and I reckon they’d do the same by me.”
-
-“They’d be mighty foolish if they didn’t,” said Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“I hear tell dat folks hafter be monstus umble-come-tumble when dey go
-foolin’ ’roun’ whar dey er kingin’ an’ a queenin’ at,” remarked
-Drusilla. “Ef dey sont me fer ter borry any sugar er lard fum de house
-whar dey does de kingin’ an’ queenin’, I boun’ you I’d stan’ at the back
-gate an’ holler ’fo’ I went in dar whar dey wuz a-havin’ der gwines on.
-Dey wouldn’t git me in dar ’fo’ I know’d how de lan’ lay.”
-
-“I expect you are right, Tar-Baby,” replied Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“Well, I’m glad you didn’t go to sleep over the story of the little boy
-and the lantern. But it didn’t have any moral,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Why, I reckon that’s the reason I didn’t do any nodding,” explained Mr.
-Rabbit. “I knew there was something the matter.”
-
-There was a pause, during which Mr. Rabbit betrayed a tendency to fall
-to nodding again. Presently Mrs. Meadows remarked:—
-
-“I mind me of a story that I heard once—I reckon the talk about kings
-and queens made me remember it. Anyway, it popped into my head all of a
-sudden, though I hadn’t thought about it in years.”
-
-“Fire away!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, opening his eyes and slowly closing
-them again.
-
-“Once upon a time there lived in the land of Moraria a man who was very
-poor. He worked whenever and wherever he could find work, yet he had so
-many children that even if he had found work every day he could have
-made hardly enough for all to eat and wear. As it was, times were so
-hard and work was so scarce that he frequently had to go hungry and half
-clothed. His wife did the best she could, which was very little. She
-worked about the palace where the king had lived, but as she was only
-one among a hundred, she got small wages, and had few opportunities to
-carry any scraps of victuals to her children.
-
-“Finally the man came to the conclusion that he must make a desperate
-effort to better his condition, so he said to his wife:—
-
-“‘What are my five senses for? I see other people living by their wits,
-and dressing fine and enjoying the best in the land. Why shouldn’t I do
-the same? What is to prevent me but my stupidity?’
-
-“‘Stupidity is a high fence to climb over,’ replied the man’s wife. ‘But
-if you are willing to try how far your wits will carry you, you will
-have a good opportunity in a few days. The king’s daughter, the Princess
-Myla, is to be married next week, and even now the guests are assembling
-at the palace—most of them belonging to the bridegroom’s retinue.’
-
-“The man leaned his head on his hand and thought a while, and then he
-rose and put on the best clothes he had, which were poor enough, and
-tied a rope girdle around his waist.
-
-“‘I shall go to court as a pilgrim,’ he said to his wife. ‘When you see
-me, do you go around among the other servants and tell them that a great
-conjurer has arrived from the East. In this way it will come quickly to
-the King’s ears. Nothing will come of that, but the next morning
-something valuable will be missing from the palace. When you hear of it,
-do you tell the rest that you know a man who can find whatever is
-missing.’
-
-“‘But how will you do this?’ asked the woman.
-
-“‘Leave that to me,’ he replied.
-
-“The man carried out his plan, and his wife followed his directions. She
-pointed him out to her fellow-servants as a great conjurer from the
-East. Ragged as he was, the man stalked majestically about the
-palace-yard, and after a while sat on the ground with his face to the
-wall, and shook his head from side to side, and made many queer motions
-with his hands.
-
-“Now, while the man sat there going through his queer motions, he heard
-voices on the other side of the wall. He judged that two men were
-resting in the shade on that side, and he knew by the way they talked
-that they had come with the young Prince who was to marry the Princess
-Myla.
-
-“‘You have left the blanket on the horse, I hope,’ said one.
-
-“‘Yes, everything is attended to,’ replied the other.
-
-“‘That is well,’ remarked the first. ‘The Prince, our master, desires
-the Princess Myla to be the first to look on this beautiful horse, which
-has just come out of Arabia. I will go myself to see that the animal is
-properly cared for.’
-
-“Presently two strangers came through the gate, laughing and talking,
-and the man who was playing the conjurer knew they were the keepers of
-the horse. He rose when they went by, and watched them until he saw what
-part of the palace stables they entered. Then he slowly made his way out
-of the palace grounds.
-
-“That night he went back and removed the horse, placing it where no one
-would be likely to find it. Then he told his wife what he had done.
-
-“‘There will be a great outcry,’ said he, ‘when the horse is missed. In
-the midst of it make your voice heard, and remind the young Prince’s
-attendants that there is a famous conjurer within reach who can no doubt
-find the horse.’
-
-“As the man said, so it turned out. There was a great noise made when it
-was found that the beautiful Arabian horse had been stolen. The young
-Prince was ready to tear his hair, so great was his disappointment. He
-offered a large sum of money to any one who would recover the horse.
-When the excitement was at its highest, the woman mentioned to some of
-the attendants that a famous conjurer had come to the palace. She then
-pointed her husband out to the men. At once the news was carried to the
-Prince, who was with the King.
-
-“The King was not a believer in conjurers, and he quickly told the
-attendants to go send the vagabond about his business. But the young
-Prince was so keen to recover the beautiful horse which he had intended
-as a wedding gift for the Princess Myla that he insisted on consulting
-the conjurer. So the man was sent for. He came, followed by a number of
-people who were anxious to see what he would do. He had a very wise look
-as he bowed to the King and to the Prince.
-
-“‘Who are you?’ the King asked with a frown.
-
-“‘A poor pilgrim, your Majesty. Nothing more.’
-
-“‘What is your business?’
-
-“‘I am a student, your Majesty.’
-
-“‘Where are your books?’
-
-“‘In men’s faces, your Majesty.’
-
-“The man’s replies were so apt that the King’s ill-humor partly passed
-away.
-
-“‘A horse has been stolen from the royal stables,’ said the King. ‘I am
-told you are a conjurer. If you are, find the horse.’
-
-“The man seated himself on the carpet, drew a crystal stone from his
-pocket, and asked the young Prince to warm it in the palm of his hand.
-Then the man took it and looked at it a few moments, rubbing his hand
-over it as if something blurred his sight. Then he said:—
-
-“‘The horse has on a blanket woven on a Russian loom. I see! A
-dapple-gray with milk-white mane and tail.’
-
-“‘That is the horse!’ cried the Prince. ‘Where is he?’
-
-“‘He is tied in a thicket a half league from here, near a road that
-leads to the river. He paws the ground and whinnies for his master. He
-is hungry.’
-
-“At once messengers were sent and the horse found. The Prince was about
-to give the man a purse of gold, but the King stayed his hand, saying:—
-
-“‘I’ll test this fellow. I believe he is an imposter.’
-
-“The man was very much frightened at this, but there was no escape for
-him. The King went to his private apartment, and shortly came back with
-a covered basket in his hand.
-
-“‘There is a bird in this nest,’ said the King. ‘If you are a conjurer,
-tell me the name of it.’
-
-“‘Alas, your Majesty,’ cried the man, preparing to fall on his knees and
-beg for mercy, ‘a nest that wouldn’t fit a sparrow might chance to fit a
-crow.’
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- AS HE DID SO, A CROW HOPPED OUT
-]
-
-
-“‘You certainly have gifts,’ remarked the King as he lifted the cover
-from the basket. As he did so a crow hopped out and went stalking about
-the room. The man was more astonished than the King. In his fright he
-had hit on an old saying that he had often heard, and it saved his life.
-
-“The Prince gave the man a purse of gold and he was about to retire,
-when suddenly an attendant came running into the chamber crying that
-some one had stolen the beautiful diamond ring belonging to the Princess
-Myla.
-
-“‘Tell the Princess to trouble herself no further. We have here a man
-who will be able to find it,’ said the King.
-
-“‘Allow me a little time, your Majesty,’ cried the man, who was now
-frightened nearly out of his wits. ‘Let me go into a vacant room in a
-quiet part of the palace, where I may have an opportunity to look into
-this matter.’
-
-“He was soon placed in a room near the servants’ quarters, the
-attendants telling him that he would be summoned by the King in an hour.
-He went into the room, shut the door, and flung himself on the floor,
-bewailing his unhappy condition.
-
-“Now the ring had been stolen by one of the women in attendance on the
-Princess. She was so pale and sad-looking that her companions had
-nicknamed her Misery, and sometimes the Princess herself, in a spirit of
-fun, called her by that name. She had heard how the conjurer had
-discovered the stolen horse, and she had seen him name the crow in the
-covered basket. Consequently she was very much frightened when she heard
-the King command him to find the stolen ring. She saw the conjurer go
-into the room, and after a while she crept to the door to listen, so
-great was her fear.
-
-“The man in the room was not thinking of the stolen ring at all. He was
-merely bewailing his unhappy lot.
-
-“‘Oh, misery, misery!’ he cried; ‘I have heard of you, but now I know
-you!’
-
-“He had no sooner said this than there came a knock on the door and a
-voice said:—
-
-“‘Don’t talk so loud! Open the door!’
-
-“The man opened the door and saw a woman standing there trembling and
-weeping.
-
-“‘Don’t expose me,’ she said, ‘but spare my life. I have the ring here.
-I did wrong to steal it.’
-
-“For a moment the man was so overcome with astonishment that he was
-unable to speak. He took the ring in his hand and looked at it while the
-woman continued to plead with him. He handed her the ring again.
-
-“‘Take it,’ he said, ‘and place it beneath the corner of one of the rugs
-in the bedroom of the Princess. Be quick about it, for I am going to the
-King.’
-
-“The woman ran and did as she had been told, and then the man came from
-the room and sent an attendant to inform the King that the ring had been
-found. The King sent for him.
-
-“‘Where is the ring?’
-
-“‘Under a corner of a rug in the bedroom of the Princess, your Majesty,’
-replied the man, bowing low and smiling.
-
-“Search was at once made, and sure enough the beautiful ring was found
-under a corner of a rug in the Princess’s bedroom. The Princess herself
-came to thank the conjurer, and if he had not been a very sensible man
-his head would have been turned by the attention he received. Even the
-King no longer doubted the conjurer’s powers.
-
-“‘There is something in this man,’ said the King, and he straightway
-offered him a high position among his councilors.
-
-“The man thanked the King most heartily, but declared that his business
-would not allow him to remain another day at court. So the King gave him
-a purse of gold, the young Prince gave him another, and the beautiful
-Princess Myla gave him a string of pearls of great value. Then he went
-home, bought him some land, built him a comfortable house, and went into
-business for himself.
-
-“It sometimes happened that his wife complained because he did not
-accept the King’s offer and remain at court, so that she might have
-flourished as a fine lady, but he always replied by saying that the man
-is a fool who will tempt Providence more than three times in a lifetime.
-Though he went into the palace poor and came out of it rich, he had
-escaped only by the skin of his teeth. He was always grateful for his
-good fortune, and by his example taught his children to lead virtuous
-lives and always to help the poor and needy.”
-
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-
-
- XI.
-
- THE KING OF THE CLINKERS.
-
-
-Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes had stopped frolicking, and were
-now listening to the stories. While Mrs. Meadows was telling about the
-lucky conjurer, Tickle-My-Toes became very uneasy. He moved about
-restlessly, pulled off his big straw hat, put it on again, and seemed to
-be waiting impatiently for the time to come when he might say something.
-
-So, when Mrs. Meadows had finished, she looked at Tickle-My-Toes to see
-what he wanted. The rest did the same. But Tickle-My-Toes blushed very
-red, and looked at his feet.
-
-“You acted as if you wanted to say something,” said Mrs. Meadows, “and
-if you do, now’s your chance. What’s the matter? Have you run a splinter
-in your foot? You look as if you wanted to cry.”
-
-“I did want to say something,” replied Tickle-My-Toes.
-
-“What was it?” Mrs. Meadows inquired.
-
-“Nothing much,” answered Tickle-My-Toes, putting his finger in his
-mouth.
-
-“I declare, I’m ashamed of you,” exclaimed Mrs. Meadows. “Here you are
-mighty near as old as I am, and yet trying to play boo-hoo baby.”
-
-“I don’t think you ought to talk that way,” said Tickle-My-Toes. “I
-thread your needles for you every day, and I do everything you ask me.”
-
-“I know what’s the matter with you,” remarked Mrs. Meadows. “You want me
-to take you in my lap and rock you to sleep.”
-
-“Oh! I don’t!” cried Tickle-My-Toes, blushing again. “I wanted to tell a
-story I heard, but I’ll go off somewhere and tell it to myself.”
-
-“There wouldn’t be any fun in that,” suggested Buster John.
-
-“No,” said Mrs. Meadows. “Tell the story right here, so we can enjoy it
-with you.”
-
-“You’ll laugh,” protested Tickle-My-Toes.
-
-“Not unless there’s something in the story to laugh at.”
-
-“This is no laughing story. It’s just as solemn as it can be,” explained
-Tickle-My-Toes.
-
-“Good!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “If there’s anything I like, it is one of
-those solemn stories that make you feel like you want to go off behind
-the house and shake hands with yourself, and cry boo-hoo to the
-ell-and-yard and seven stars.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit’s enthusiastic remark was very encouraging to Tickle-My-Toes,
-who, after scratching his head a little, and looking around to see if he
-could find a place to hide when the time came, began his story in this
-wise:—
-
-“Once upon a time, and in a big town away off yonder somewhere, there
-lived a little boy who had no father nor mother. He was so small that
-nobody seemed to care anything about him. But one day a woman, the wife
-of a baker, heard him crying in the streets, and carried him into the
-house, and gave him something to eat, and warmed him by the fire, and
-after that he felt better.
-
-“The baker himself grumbled a great deal when he came home and found
-what his wife had done. He said he wouldn’t be surprised to come home
-some day and find his house full of other people’s children. But his
-wife replied that it would be well enough to complain when he found the
-house full. As for this little brat, she said, he wouldn’t fill a milk
-jar if he was put in it, much less a great big house.
-
-“The baker growled and grumbled, but his wife paid no attention to him.
-She sat in her chair and rocked and sang, and was just as good-natured
-as she could be. After a while the baker himself got over his grumbling,
-and began to laugh. He told his wife that he had sold all his bread that
-day, and had orders for as much the next day.
-
-“‘Of course,’ said she; ‘but if I had left that child crying in the
-streets your business would have been ruined before the year is out.’
-
-“‘Maybe so,’ replied the baker.
-
-“Well, the little boy grew very fast, and was as lively as a cricket.
-The baker’s wife thought as much of him as if he had been her own son,
-and the baker himself soon came to be very fond of him. He was very
-smart, too. He learned to watch the fire under the big oven, and to make
-himself useful in many ways. He played about the oven so much, and was
-so fond of watching the bread bake and the fire burn, that the baker’s
-wife called him Sparkle Spry.
-
-“For many years the country where the baker and his wife and Sparkle
-Spry lived had been at peace with all the other countries. But one day a
-man from a neighboring country had his nose pulled by somebody in the
-baker’s country, and then war was declared by the kings and queens, and
-the people fell to fighting.
-
-“Now, when people fight they must be fed, and the cheapest thing to feed
-them on is bread. A part of the army camped near the town where the
-baker lived, and there was a great demand for bread. The baker’s oven
-was not a large one, and by running it day and night he could only bake
-three hundred loaves.
-
-“He and his wife baked until they were tired out. They told Sparkle Spry
-to watch the oven so that the bread wouldn’t burn, and to wake them when
-it was brown. They were so tired that Sparkle Spry was sorry for them,
-and he wondered why he wasn’t big enough to take their places, if only
-for one day and night. While he was thinking and wishing, he saw
-something moving. He rubbed his eyes and looked again, and then he saw
-an old man, no bigger than a broomstick, and no taller than a teacup,
-peeping from behind the oven.
-
-
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-
- HE SAW AN OLD MAN, NO BIGGER THAN A BROOMSTICK
-]
-
-
-“‘Are they all gone?’ he whispered, coming forward a little way.
-
-“‘All who?’ asked Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘The old ones—the big man and the fat woman.’
-
-“‘They have gone to bed,’ said Sparkle Spry. ‘I can call them!’
-
-“‘No, no,’ cried the old man. ‘They are such fools! They don’t know what
-is good for them. I have been waiting for years to get a chance to show
-them how to bake bread. Once I showed myself to the man, and he thought
-I was a snake; once to the woman, and she thought I was a rat. What
-fools they are!’
-
-“‘Who are you?’ inquired Sparkle Spry. He didn’t like to hear his
-friends abused.
-
-“‘Who—me? I’m the King of the Clinkers—twice plunged in the water and
-twice burned in the fire.’
-
-“‘Well, to-night you can bake all the bread you want to,’ said Sparkle
-Spry. ‘The baker and his wife have been trying to supply the army that
-is camped here, but their oven is too small. They have worked until they
-can work no longer, and now they have gone to bed to rest.’
-
-“‘Good!’ cried the King of the Clinkers. ‘Shut the door, so they can’t
-hear us! I’ll show them a thing or two about baking bread.’
-
-“Then he walked close to the hot oven, tapped on it with a little poker
-that he carried in his belt, and called out: ‘Wake up! Get out! Come on!
-Hurry up! We’ve no time to lose! Show yourselves! Stir about! Be
-lively!’
-
-“With that, hundreds of little men swarmed out of the ash heap behind
-the oven, some of them sneezing and some rubbing their eyes, but all
-jumping about with motions as quick as those of a flea when he jumps.”
-
-“Oh, please don’t talk about fleas,” pleaded Mr. Rabbit, shuddering and
-scratching himself behind the ear. “It makes the cold chills run up my
-back. I never hear ’em named but I think I can feel ’em crawling on me.”
-
-“Anyhow, that’s the way the little men jumped about,” said
-Tickle-My-Toes, resuming his story. “They swarmed in and out of the
-oven, hot as it was; they swarmed in and out of the flour barrels; they
-swarmed in and out of the trough where the dough was kneaded; and they
-swarmed in and out of the woodshed.
-
-“The King of the Clinkers stood sometimes on the edge of the oven,
-sometimes on the edge of the flour barrels, sometimes on the edge of the
-trough, sometimes on the woodpile, and sometimes at the door of the
-furnace. And wherever he stood he waved his tiny poker and told the
-others what to do.
-
-“Some of the little men carried wood to the furnace, some carried flour
-and water to the trough, some carried dough to the oven, and some
-brought out the hot and smoking bread. Sparkle Spry watched all this
-with so much surprise that he didn’t know what to say or do. He saw the
-loaves of bread rise up in rows as high as the ceiling, and he sat and
-watched it as dumb as an oyster. He had seen bread baked, but he had
-never seen such baking as this.
-
-“Finally the eye of the King of the Clinkers fell on Sparkle Spry.
-‘Don’t sit there doing nothing,’ he cried. ‘Go fetch wood and pile it
-here by the furnace door. You can do that!’
-
-“Sparkle Spry did as he was bid, but though he brought the wood as fast
-as he could, he found that he couldn’t bring it fast enough. Pretty soon
-the King of the Clinkers called out to him:
-
-“‘You can rest now. The flour is all gone, and we have hardly begun.’
-
-“‘There’s plenty in the storehouse,’ said Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘How many barrels?’ asked the King of the Clinkers.
-
-“‘Two hundred,’ Sparkle Spry answered.
-
-“The King of the Clinkers wrung his hands in despair. ‘Hardly a
-mouthful—hardly a mouthful! It will all be gone before the chickens crow
-for day. But run fetch the key. Two hundred barrels will keep us busy
-while they last.’
-
-“Sparkle Spry brought the key of the storehouse door, and the little men
-swarmed in and rolled the barrels out in a jiffy. Only one accident
-happened. In taking the flour out of one of the barrels, after they had
-rolled it near the dough trough, one of the little men fell in and would
-have been drowned but for Sparkle Spry, who felt around in the loose
-flour and lifted him out.”
-
-“Drowned!” cried Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Of course,” answered Tickle-My-Toes. “Why not? I ought to have said
-‘smothered,’ but now that I’ve said ‘drowned’ I’ll stick to it.”
-
-“Better stick to the story,” remarked Mr. Rabbit solemnly,—“Better stick
-to the story.”
-
-“Now, I think he’s doing very well,” said Mrs. Meadows in an encouraging
-tone.
-
-“Well,” said Tickle-My-Toes, “the little men worked away until they had
-baked the two hundred barrels of flour into nice brown loaves of bread.
-This made five hundred barrels they had used, and that was all the baker
-had on hand. The fifteen hundred pounds of flour made twenty hundred and
-odd fat loaves, and these the King of the Clinkers had carried into the
-storehouse.
-
-“When all this was done, and nicely done, the King of the Clinkers went
-to the door of the room where the baker and his wife were sleeping. They
-were snoring as peacefully as two good people ever did. Then he went to
-the street door and listened.
-
-“‘Get home—get home!’ he cried to the little men. ‘I hear wagons
-rumbling on the pavement; they will be here presently for bread.’
-
-“The little men scampered this way and that, behind the oven and into
-the ash heap, and, in a few seconds, all had disappeared.
-
-“‘Now,’ said the King of the Clinkers, ‘I want to tell you that I’ve had
-a splendid time, and I’m very much obliged to you for it. I have enjoyed
-myself, and I want to make some returns for it. Pretty soon the bread
-wagons will be at the door clamoring for bread. You will wake the baker
-and his wife. When they find all their flour made into nice bread they
-will be very much surprised. They will ask you who did it. You must tell
-them the truth. They will not believe it, but they’ll be very proud of
-you. They will be willing to give you anything you want. Tell them you
-want a wooden horse. They will have it built for you. It must have a
-window on each side and good strong hinges in the legs. Good-by! I hear
-the wagons at the door.’
-
-“The King of the Clinkers waved his hand and disappeared behind the
-oven. The wagons rattled near the door, the teamsters cracking their
-whips and calling for bread for the hungry army. Sparkle Spry ran to the
-baker and shook him, and ran to the baker’s wife and shook her. They
-were soon awake, but when the baker learned that the wagons had come for
-bread, he threw up both hands in despair.
-
-“‘I’m ruined!’ he cried. ‘I ought to have been baking and here I’ve been
-sleeping! And the army marches away to-day, leaving me with all my stock
-of flour on hand. Oh, why didn’t the boy wake me?’
-
-“‘Come,’ said his wife; ‘we’ll sell what we’ve got, and not cry over the
-rest.’
-
-“They went into the storehouse, and there they saw a sight such as they
-had never seen before. The room was so full of steaming bread that they
-could hardly squeeze in at the door. From floor to ceiling it was
-stacked and packed. They sold and sold until every loaf was gone, and
-then, instead of the bread, the baker and his wife had a sack full of
-silver money.
-
-“The baker went in to count it, but his wife took it away from him. ‘Not
-now,’ she said; ‘not until we have thanked this boy.’
-
-“‘You are right!’ cried the baker. ‘It’s the most wonderful thing I ever
-heard of. How did you manage it?’
-
-“‘Some little men helped me,’ answered Sparkle Spry.
-
-“The woman seized his hands and kissed his fingers. ‘These are the
-little men,’ she exclaimed.
-
-“‘There’s one thing I’m sorry for,’ said Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘What is that?’ asked the baker.
-
-“‘Why, we had to burn so much wood.’
-
-“‘Don’t mention it—don’t mention it,’ protested the baker.
-
-“‘Now,’ said the baker’s wife, embracing Sparkle Spry again, ‘you
-deserve something for making us rich. What shall it be?’
-
-“The baker frowned a little at this, but his brow cleared when Sparkle
-Spry replied that he wanted a wooden horse built.
-
-“‘You shall have it,’ said the baker’s wife.
-
-“‘Yes, indeed,’ assented the baker. ‘As fine a one as you want.’”
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-
- XII.
-
- THE TERRIBLE HORSE.
-
-
-When Tickle-My-Toes had told about how pleased the baker and his wife
-were with Sparkle Spry, he paused and looked at Chickamy Crany Crow, as
-if he expected that she would beckon him away. But, instead of that, she
-said:—
-
-“Why, that isn’t all.”
-
-“Well, it’s enough, I hope,” replied Tickle-My-Toes.
-
-“No,” said Mrs. Meadows, “it’s not enough, if there’s any more. Why, so
-far it’s the best of all the stories. It’s new to me. I had an idea that
-I had heard all the stories, but this one is a pole over my persimmon,
-as we used to say in the country next door.”
-
-“I don’t like to tell stories,” protested Tickle-My-Toes, puckering his
-face in a comical way. “It’s too confining.”
-
-“Nonsense!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “It’s time you were settling down.
-What will you look like a year or two from now, if you keep on cutting
-up your capers?”
-
-Tickle-My-Toes caught hold of the corner of Chickamy Crany Crow’s apron,
-and, thus fortified, resumed his story:—
-
-“Well, the baker and his wife promised Sparkle Spry they would have him
-a big wooden horse made, and they were as good as their word. They sent
-right off that very day for a carpenter and joiner, and when he came,
-Sparkle Spry showed the man what he wanted. He said the horse must be as
-much like a real horse as could be made out of wood, and three times as
-big.
-
-“The man asked the baker’s wife what the brat wanted with such a machine
-as that, and this made the good woman mad.
-
-“‘He’s no brat, I can tell you that!’ she exclaimed, ‘and if he wants a
-play horse as big as a whale and the same shape, he shall have it. Now
-if you want to make his play horse, get to work and make it. If not,
-I’ll get somebody else to make it.’
-
-“But the man declared he meant no harm, and said he was glad to get the
-work. So he got the lumber, and in a few days, being a very clever
-workman, he had finished the wooden horse. He made it just as Sparkle
-Spry wanted him to. He put big hinges at the joints of the legs, cut a
-window in each side of the body, made the ears and the nostrils hollow,
-and fixed pieces of glass for the eyes.
-
-“The carpenter seemed to enjoy his work, too, for every time he went off
-a little distance to see how his work looked, he laughed as hard as he
-could. When he was nearly done he asked Sparkle Spry if he wanted the
-roof shingled.
-
-“‘Why, no,’ replied the boy. ‘There’s no roof there. Besides, horses
-don’t have shingles on them.’
-
-“He’ll look pretty rough,” remarked the man.
-
-“‘Yes,’ said Sparkle Spry, ‘but after you get through with him he is to
-be polished off.’
-
-“‘That’s so,’ the carpenter assented, ‘but this horse has a good many
-things about him that other horses haven’t got.’
-
-“So, when the carpenter was through with the horse, a leather finisher
-was sent for, and he covered the horse with hides of cows tanned with
-the hair on, and fixed a cow’s tail where the horse’s tail should have
-been.
-
-“The baker grumbled a little at this extra expense, and said he was
-afraid Sparkle Spry had strained his head the night he baked so much
-bread. But the baker’s wife said she would like to have a whole house
-full of crazy children, if Sparkle Spry was crazy.
-
-“When the wooden horse was finished, Sparkle Spry waited until the baker
-and his wife had gone to bed, and then he tapped on the oven and
-whistled. Presently the King of the Clinkers peeped out to see what the
-matter was. He came from behind the oven cautiously, until he found that
-Sparkle Spry was alone, and then he came forth boldly.
-
-“‘The horse is ready,’ said Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘Ready!’ exclaimed the King of the Clinkers. ‘Well, I think it is high
-time. My workmen could have built it in a night; and here I have been
-waiting and waiting for I don’t know how long.’
-
-“‘I hope you’ll like it,’ Sparkle Spry suggested.
-
-“‘Like it!’ cried the King of the Clinkers. ‘Why, of course I’ll like
-it. I haven’t enjoyed a ride in so long that I’m not likely to quarrel
-with the horse that carries me.’
-
-“‘But this is a wooden horse,’ remarked Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘I should hope so; yes, indeed!’ grunted the King of the Clinkers. ‘I
-have been riding wooden horses as long as I can remember. They may be a
-little clumsy, but they suit me.’
-
-“‘But this horse has no rockers,’ persisted Sparkle Spry. ‘It is as
-solid as a house.’
-
-“‘Much you know about wooden horses,’ said the King of the Clinkers.
-‘Wait; I’ll call my torchbearers.’
-
-“He tapped on the oven with his tiny poker, and immediately a company of
-little men filed out from behind it. As they passed the furnace door
-they lit their torches at a live coal, and marched out to the wooden
-horse, followed by the King of the Clinkers and Sparkle Spry.
-
-“The latter had reason to be very much astonished at what he saw then
-and afterwards. The torchbearers led the way to the left foreleg of the
-wooden horse, opened a door, and filed up a spiral stairway, the King of
-the Clinkers following after. Sparkle Spry climbed up by means of a
-stepladder that the carpenter had used. When he crawled through the
-window in the side of the wooden horse, he saw that a great
-transformation had taken place, and the sight of it almost took his
-breath away.
-
-“A furnace with a small bake oven had been fitted up, and there was also
-a supply of flour, coal, and wood. The flue from the furnace ran in the
-inside of the horse’s neck, finding a vent for the smoke at the ears. On
-all sides were to be seen the tools and furniture of a bakery, and there
-were places where the little men might stow themselves away when they
-were not on duty, and there was a special apartment for the King of the
-Clinkers.
-
-“In a little while the whole interior of the horse swarmed with the
-followers of the King of the Clinkers, who stood counting them as they
-came in.
-
-“‘All here,’ he said, waving his little poker. ‘Now get to bed and rest
-yourselves.’
-
-“They complied so promptly that they seemed to disappear as if by magic.
-The torchbearers had thrown their torches in the furnace, and as wood
-had already been placed there, a fire was soon kindled.
-
-“‘Now,’ said the King of the Clinkers, closing the draught, ‘we’ll let
-it warm up a little and see if the carpenter has done his work well.’
-
-“Thereupon he pulled a cord that seemed to be tied to a bell, and, in a
-little while, Sparkle Spry felt that the horse was in motion. He hardly
-knew what to make of it. He went to the window and peeped out, and the
-lights in the houses seemed to be all going to the rear. Occasionally a
-creaking sound was heard, and sometimes he could feel a jar or jolt in
-the horse’s frame.
-
-“‘Are we flying?’ he asked, turning to the King of the Clinkers.
-
-“‘Flying! Nothing of the sort. Don’t you feel a jolt when the horse
-lifts up a foot and puts it down again? I’m mighty glad it is a pacing
-horse. If it was a trotting horse it would shake us all to pieces.’
-
-“‘Where are we going?’ inquired Sparkle Spry.
-
-“‘Following the army—following the army,’ replied the King of the
-Clinkers. ‘There’s going to be a big battle not far from here, and we
-may take a hand in it. The king of the country is a fat old rascal, and
-isn’t very well thought of by the rest of the kings, who are his
-cousins; but I live here, and he has never bothered me. Consequently, I
-don’t mind helping him out in a pinch.’
-
-“‘How far do you have to go?’ asked Sparkle Spry, who had no great
-relish for war if it was as hard as he had heard it was.
-
-“‘Oh, a good many miles,’ replied the King of the Clinkers, ‘and we are
-not getting on at all. There’s not enough mutton suet on the knee hinges
-to suit me.’
-
-“So saying, he struck the bell twice, and instantly Sparkle Spry could
-feel that the wooden horse was going faster.
-
-“‘Does the horse go by the road or through the fields?’ asked Sparkle
-Spry.
-
-“‘Oh, we take short cuts when necessary,’ answered the King of the
-Clinkers. ‘We have no time to go round by the road. I hope you are not
-scared.’
-
-“‘No, not scared,’ replied Sparkle Spry somewhat doubtfully; ‘but it
-makes me feel queer to be traveling through the country in a wooden
-horse.’
-
-“Nothing more was said for some time, and Sparkle Spry must have dropped
-off to sleep, for suddenly he was aroused by the voice of the King of
-the Clinkers, who called out:—
-
-“‘Here we are! Get up! Stir about!’
-
-“Sparkle Spry jumped to his feet and looked from the window. Day was
-just dawning, and on the plain before him he saw hundreds of twinkling
-lights, as if a shower of small stars had fallen to the ground during
-the night. Being somewhat dazed by his experiences, he asked what they
-were.
-
-“‘Camp-fires,’ replied the King of the Clinkers. ‘The army that we are
-going to attack is camped further away, but if you will lift your eyes a
-little, you will see their camp-fires.’
-
-“‘Do we attack them by ourselves?’ Sparkle Spry asked.
-
-“‘Of course!’ the King of the Clinkers answered. ‘I never did like too
-much company; besides, I want you to get the credit of it.’
-
-“‘Now, I’d rather be certain of a whole skin than to have any credit,’
-protested Sparkle Spry.
-
-“But the King of the Clinkers paid no attention to his protests. He gave
-his orders to his little men, and strutted about with an air of
-importance that Sparkle Spry would have thought comical if he had not
-been thinking of the battle.
-
-“Daylight came on and drowned out the camp-fires, leaving only thin
-columns of blue smoke to mark them. The wooden horse moved nearer and
-nearer to the army directly in front of them, and finally came close to
-the headquarters of the commanding general, who sent out a soldier to
-inquire the meaning of the apparition. Finally the general came himself,
-accompanied by his staff, and to him Sparkle Spry repeated what the King
-of the Clinkers had told him to say. The general pulled his mustache and
-knitted his brows mightily, and finally he said:—
-
-“‘I’m obliged to you for coming. You’ll have to do the best you can. I
-never have commanded a wooden horse, and if I were to tell you what to
-do, I might get you into trouble. I’ll just send word along the line
-that the wooden horse is on our side, and you’ll have to do the best you
-can.’
-
-“As he said, so he did. The army soon knew that a big wooden horse had
-come to help it, and when the queer-looking machine moved to the front,
-the soldiers got out of the way as fast as they could, and some of them
-forgot to carry their arms with them. But order was soon restored, and
-presently it was seen that the opposing army was marching forward to
-begin the battle.
-
-“The King of the Clinkers waited until the line was formed, and then he
-sounded the little bell. The horse started off. The bell rang twice, and
-the horse went faster. Sparkle Spry, looking from the window, could see
-that he was going at a tremendous rate. The horse went close to the
-opposing army, and then turned and went down the line to the left.
-Turning, it came up the line, this time very close. Turning again, it
-came back, and the soldiers in the front line were compelled to scamper
-out of the way. While this was going on, the other army came up, but by
-the time it arrived on the battle-ground there was nothing to fight.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE WOODEN HORSE HAD STAMPEDED THE ENEMY’S ARMY
-]
-
-
-“The wooden horse had stampeded the enemy’s army, and the soldiers had
-all run away, leaving their arms, their tents, and their bread wagons to
-be captured.
-
-“The commanding general of the victorious army thanked Sparkle Spry very
-heartily. ‘I’ll mention your name in my report to the king,’ he said.
-‘But I hardly know what to say about the affair. You wouldn’t call this
-a battle, would you?’
-
-“‘No,’ replied Sparkle Spry, ‘I saw no signs of a battle where I went
-along.’
-
-“‘It is very curious,’ said the general. ‘I don’t know what we are
-coming to. A great victory, but nobody killed and no prisoners taken.’
-
-“Then he went off to write his report, and some time afterward the king
-sent for Sparkle Spry, and gave him lands and houses and money, and made
-him change his every-day name for a high-sounding one. And the baker and
-his wife came to live near him, and the King of the Clinkers used to
-come at night with all his little men, and they had a very good time
-after all, in spite of the high-sounding name.”
-
-With this, Tickle-My-Toes turned and ran away as hard as he could,
-whereupon Mr. Rabbit opened his eyes and asked in the most solemn way:—
-
-“Is there a wooden horse after him? I wish you’d look.”
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-
- XIII.
-
- HOW BROTHER LION LOST HIS WOOL.
-
-
-Mr. Rabbit shaded his eyes with his hand, and pretended to believe that
-there might be a wooden horse trying to catch Tickle-My-Toes after all.
-But Mrs. Meadows said that there was no danger of anything like that.
-She explained that Tickle-My-Toes was running away because he didn’t
-want to hear what was said about his story.
-
-“I think he’s right,” remarked Mr. Rabbit. “It was the queerest tale I
-ever heard in all my life. You might sit and listen to tales from now
-until—well—until the first Tuesday before the last Saturday in the year
-seven hundred thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven, and you’d never
-hear another tale like it.”
-
-“I don’t see why,” suggested Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, chewing his tobacco very slowly, “there are
-more reasons than I have hairs in my head, but I’ll only give you three.
-In the first place, this Sparkle Spry doesn’t marry the king’s daughter.
-In the second place, he doesn’t live happily forever after; and in the
-third place”—Mr. Rabbit paused and scratched his head—“I declare, I’ve
-forgotten the third reason.”
-
-“If it’s no better than the other two, it doesn’t amount to much,” said
-Mrs. Meadows. “There’s no reason why he shouldn’t have married the
-king’s daughter, if the king had a daughter, and if he didn’t live
-happily it was his own fault. Stories are not expected to tell
-everything.”
-
-“Now, I’m glad of that,” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, “truly glad. I’ve had a
-story on my mind for many years, and I’ve kept it to myself because I
-had an idea that in telling a story you had to tell everything.”
-
-“Well, you were very much mistaken,” said Mrs. Meadows with emphasis.
-
-“So it seems—so it seems,” remarked Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“What was the story?” asked Buster John.
-
-“I called it a story,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “but that is too big a name
-for it. I reckon you have heard of the time when Brother Lion had hair
-all over him as long and as thick as the mane he now has?”
-
-But the children shook their heads. They had never heard of that, and
-even Mrs. Meadows said it was news to her.
-
-“Now, that is very queer,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, filling his pipe slowly
-and deliberately. “Very queer, indeed. Time and again I’ve had it on the
-tip of my tongue to mention this matter, but I always came to the
-conclusion that everybody knew all about it. Of course it doesn’t seem
-reasonable that Brother Lion went about covered from head to foot, and
-to the tip of his tail, with long, woolly hair; but, on the other hand,
-when he was first seen without his long, woolly hair, he was the
-laughing-stock of the whole district. I know mighty well he was the most
-miserable looking creature I ever saw.
-
-“It was curious, too, how it happened,” Mr. Rabbit continued. “We were
-all living in a much colder climate than that in the country next door.
-Six months in the year there was ice in the river and snow on the
-ground, and them that didn’t lay up something to eat when the weather
-was open had a pretty tough time of it the rest of the year. Brother
-Lion’s long woolly hair belonged to the climate. But for that, he would
-have frozen to death, for he was a great hunter, and he had to be out in
-all sorts of weather.
-
-“One season we had a tremendous spell of cold weather, the coldest I had
-ever felt. I happened to be out one day, browsing around, when I saw
-blue smoke rising a little distance off, so I says to myself, says I,
-I’ll go within smelling distance of the fire and thaw myself out. I went
-towards the smoke, and I soon saw that Mr. Man, who lived not far off,
-had been killing hogs.
-
-“Now, the funny thing about that hog-killing business,” continued Mr.
-Rabbit, leaning back in his chair and smacking his lips together, as old
-people will do sometimes, “was that, after the hogs were killed, Mr. Man
-had to get their hair off. I don’t know how people do now, but that was
-what Mr. Man did then. He had to get the hair off—but how? Well, he
-piled up wood, and in between the logs he placed rocks and stones. Then
-he dug a hole in the ground and half buried a hogshead, the open end
-tilted up a little higher than the other end. This hogshead he filled
-with as much water as it would hold in that position. Then he set fire
-to the pile of wood. As it burned, of course the rocks would become
-heated. These Mr. Man would take in a shovel and throw in the hogshead
-of water. The hot rocks would heat the water, and in this way the hogs
-were scalded so the hair on their hides could be scraped off.
-
-“Well, the day I’m telling you about, Mr. Man had been killing hogs and
-scalding the hair off. When I got there the pile of wood had burned
-away, and Mr. Man had just taken his hogs home in his wagon. The weather
-was very cold, and as I stood there warming myself I heard Brother Lion
-roaring a little way off. He had scented the fresh meat, and I knew he
-would head right for the place where the hogs had been killed.
-
-“Now, Brother Lion had been worrying me a good deal. He had hired
-Brother Wolf to capture me, and Brother Wolf had failed. Then he hired
-Brother Bear, and Brother Bear got into deep trouble. Finally he hired
-Brother Fox, and I knew the day wasn’t far off when Mrs. Fox would have
-to hang crape on her door and go in mourning. All this had happened some
-time before, and I bore Brother Lion no good will.
-
-“So, when I heard him in the woods singing out that he smelled fresh
-blood, I grabbed the shovel the man had left, and threw a dozen or so
-hot rocks in the hogshead, and then threw some fresh dirt on the fire.
-Presently Brother Lion came trotting up, sniffing the air, purring like
-a spinning wheel a-running, and dribbling at the mouth.
-
-“I passed the time of day with him as he came up, but kept further away
-from him than he could jump. He seemed very much surprised to see me,
-and said it was pretty bad weather for such little chaps to be out; but
-I told him I had on pretty thick underwear, and besides that I had just
-taken a hot bath in the hogshead.
-
-“‘I’m both cold and dirty,’ says he, smelling around the hogshead, ‘and
-I need a bath. I’ve been asleep in the woods yonder, and I’m right stiff
-with cold. But that water is bubbling around in there mightily.’
-
-“‘I’ve just flung some rocks in,’ says I.
-
-“‘How do you get in?’ says he.
-
-“‘Back in,’ says I.
-
-“Brother Lion walked around the hogshead once or twice, as if to satisfy
-himself that there was no trap, and then he squatted and began to crawl
-into the hogshead backwards. By the time his hind leg touched the water,
-he pulled it out with a howl, and tried to jump away, but, somehow, his
-foot slipped off the rim of the hogshead, and he soused into the
-water—kerchug!—up to his shoulders.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit paused, shut his eyes, and chuckled to himself.
-
-
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-
- YOU NEVER HEARD SUCH HOWLING SINCE YOU WERE BORN
-]
-
-
-“Well, you never heard such howling since you were born. Brother Lion
-scrambled out quicker than a cat can wink her left eye, and rolled on
-the ground, and scratched around, and tore up the earth considerably. I
-thought at first he was putting on and pretending; but the water must
-have been mighty hot, for while Brother Lion was scuffling around, all
-the wool on his body came off up to his shoulders, and if you were to
-see him to-day you’d find him just that way.
-
-“And more than that—before he soused himself in that hogshead of hot
-water, Brother Lion used to strut around considerably. Being the king of
-all the animals, he felt very proud, and he used to go with his tail
-curled over his back. But since that time, he sneaks around as if he was
-afraid somebody would see him.
-
-“There’s another thing. His hide hurt him so bad for a week that every
-time a fly lit on him he’d wiggle his tail. Some of the other animals,
-seeing him do this, thought it was a new fashion, and so they began to
-wiggle their tails. Watch your old house cat when you go home, and you
-will see her wiggle her tail forty times a day without any reason or
-provocation. Why? Simply because the other animals, when they saw
-Brother Lion wiggling his tail, thought it was the fashion; and so they
-all began it, and now it has become a habit with the most of them. It is
-curious how such things go.
-
-“But the queerest thing of all,” continued Mr. Rabbit, leaning back in
-his chair, and looking at Mrs. Meadows and the children through
-half-closed eyes, “was this—that the only wool left on Brother Lion’s
-body, with the exception of his mane, was a little tuft right on the end
-of his tail.”
-
-“How was that?” inquired Mrs. Meadows.
-
-Mr. Rabbit laughed heartily, but made no reply.
-
-“I don’t see anything to laugh at,” said Mrs. Meadows with some
-emphasis. “A civil question deserves a civil answer, I’ve always heard.”
-
-“Well, you know what you said a while ago,” remarked Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“I don’t know as I remember,” replied Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“Why, you said pointedly that it was not necessary to tell everything in
-a story.” Mr. Rabbit made this remark with great dignity. “And I judged
-by the way you said it that it was bad taste to tell everything.”
-
-“Oh, I remember now,” said Mrs. Meadows, laughing. “It was only one of
-my jokes.”
-
-“But this is no joke,” protested Mr. Rabbit, winking at the children,
-but keeping the serious side of his face toward Mrs. Meadows. “I took
-you at your solemn word. Now there is a tuft of wool on Brother Lion’s
-tail, and you ask me how it happened to be there. I answer you as you
-answered me—’You don’t have to tell everything in a story.’ Am I right,
-or am I wrong?”
-
-“I’ll not dispute with you,” remarked Mrs. Meadows, taking up her
-knitting.
-
-“I don’t mind telling you,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, turning to the children
-with a confidential air. “It was as simple as falling off a log. When
-Brother Lion fell into the hogshead of hot water, the end of his tail
-slipped through the bunghole.”
-
-This explanation was such an unexpected one that the children laughed,
-and so did Mrs. Meadows. But Mr. Thimblefinger, who had put in an
-appearance, shook his head and remarked that he was afraid that Mr.
-Rabbit got worse as he grew older, instead of better.
-
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-
- XIV.
-
- BROTHER LION HAS A SPELL OF SICKNESS.
-
-
-“The fact is,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “I was just telling the story—if you
-can call it a story—to please company. If you think the end of Brother
-Lion’s tale is the end of the story, well and good; but it didn’t stop
-there when I told it in my young days. And it didn’t stop there when it
-happened. But maybe I’ve talked too long and said too much. You know how
-we gabble when we get old.”
-
-“I like to hear you talk,” said Sweetest Susan, edging a little closer
-to Mr. Rabbit and smiling cutely.
-
-Mr. Rabbit took off his glasses and wiped them on his big red
-handkerchief.
-
-“There’s some comfort in that,” he declared. “If you really like to hear
-me talk, I’ll go right ahead and tell the rest of the story. It’s a
-little rough in spots, but you’ll know how to make allowances for that.
-The creatures had claws and tushes, and where these grow thick and long,
-there’s bound to be more or less scratching and biting.
-
-“Of course, when Brother Lion had the wool scalded off his hide, he was
-in a pretty bad condition. He managed to get home, but it was a long
-time before he could come out and go roaming around the country. As he
-was the king of the animals, of course all the rest of the creatures
-called on him to see how he was getting on. I didn’t go myself, because
-I didn’t know how he felt towards me. I was afraid he had heard me laugh
-when he backed into the hogshead of hot water, though I made believe I
-was sneezing. Consequently, I didn’t go and ask him how he was getting
-on.
-
-“But I went close enough to know that Brother Fox had told Brother Lion
-a great rigamarole about me. That was Brother Fox’s way. In front of
-your face, he was sweeter than sauce and softer than pudding, but behind
-your back—well, he didn’t have any claws, but what tushes he had he
-showed them.
-
-“I never did hear what Brother Fox said about me in any one place and at
-any one time, but I heard a little here and a little there, and when it
-was all patched up and put together it made a great mess. I had done
-this, and I had done that; I had laughed at Brother Lion behind his
-back, and I had snickered at him before his face; I had talked about him
-and made fun of him; and, besides all that, I had never had the
-politeness to call on him.
-
-“All the other animals found Brother Lion so willing to listen that they
-learned Brother Fox’s lies by heart, and went and recited them here and
-there about the country; and in that way I got hold of the worst of
-them. The trouble with Brother Fox was that he had an old grudge against
-me. He had been trying to outdo me for many a long year, but somehow or
-other he always got caught in his own trap. He had a willing mind and a
-thick head, and when these get together there’s always trouble. The
-willing mind pushes and the thick head goes with its eyes shut.
-
-“In old times, people used to say that Brother Fox was cunning, but I
-believe they’ve quit that since the facts have come to light. My
-experience with him is that he is blessed with about as much sense as a
-half-grown guinea pig. He’s a pretty swift runner, but he doesn’t even
-know when the time comes to run.
-
-“Of course, when Brother Fox found out that for some reason or other I
-wasn’t visiting Brother Lion, he seized the chance to talk about me, and
-it wasn’t such a great while before he managed to make Brother Lion
-believe that I was the worst enemy he had and the cause of all his
-trouble.
-
-“I knew pretty well that something of the sort was going on, for every
-time I’d meet any of the other animals, they’d ask me why I didn’t call
-and see Brother Lion. Brother Fox, especially, was anxious to know why I
-hadn’t gone to ask after Brother Lion’s health.
-
-“I put them all off for some time, until finally one day I heard that
-Brother Lion had given Brother Fox orders to catch me and bring me
-before him. This didn’t worry me at all, because I knew that Brother Fox
-was just as able to catch me as I was to catch a wild duck in the middle
-of a mill-pond. But I concluded I’d go and see Brother Lion and find out
-all about his health.
-
-“So I went, taking good care to go galloping by Brother Fox’s house. He
-was sitting on his front porch, and I could see he was astonished, but I
-neither said howdy nor turned my head. I knew he would follow along
-after.
-
-“When I got to Brother Lion’s house everything was very quiet, but I
-knew Brother Lion was awake, for I heard him groan every time he tried
-to turn over. So I rapped at the door and then walked in. Brother Lion
-watched me from under his tousled mane for some time before he said
-anything. Then he says, says he:—
-
-“‘What’s this I hear?’
-
-“Says I, ‘Not having your ears, I can’t say.’
-
-“‘My ears are as good as anybody’s ears,’ says he.
-
-“‘But I can’t hear through them,’ says I.
-
-“He grunted and grumbled a little over this, because he didn’t know what
-reply to make.
-
-“‘You haven’t been to see me until now,’ says he.
-
-“‘No,’ says I; ‘I knew you were pretty bad off, and so I had no need to
-come and ask you how you were. I knew I was partly to blame in the
-matter, and so I went off to see if I couldn’t find a cure for you.’
-
-“Says he, ‘Don’t talk about cures. Everybody that has come to see me has
-a cure. I’ve tried ’em all, and now I’m worse off than I was at first.’
-
-“Says I, ‘I could have come as often as Brother Fox did, and my coming
-would have done you just as much good.’
-
-“‘I don’t know about that,’ says he. ‘Brother Fox has been mighty
-neighborly. He has lost sleep on my account, and he has told me a great
-many things that I didn’t know before.’
-
-“‘Likely enough,’ says I. ‘I’ve known him to tell people a great many
-things that he didn’t know himself. But Brother Fox,’ says I, ‘was the
-least of all things in my mind when I found out that you had been
-scalded by water that was not more than milk-warm. I didn’t need to be
-told that when milk-warm water scalds the hair off of anybody, something
-else is the matter beside the scalding.’
-
-“At this Brother Lion seemed to quiet down a little. He didn’t talk so
-loud, and he began to show the whites of his eyes.
-
-“‘Yes,’ says I, ‘Brother Fox is famous for talking behind the door, but
-I’ve noticed that he never says anything nice about anybody. You know
-what he’s said about me, but do you know what he’s said about you? Of
-course you don’t, and I’m not going to tell you, because I don’t want
-you to be worried.’
-
-“‘But I’d like to know,’ says Brother Lion, says he.
-
-“‘It wouldn’t do you any good,’ says I. ‘I could have come here and
-jowered and made a good deal of trouble, but instead of that I knew of
-an old friend of mine who knows how to cure hot burns and cold burns,
-and so I’ve been off on a long trip to see the witch doctor, old
-Mammy-Bammy Big Money.’
-
-“‘And did you see her?’ says Brother Lion, says he.
-
-“‘I most certainly did,’ says I, ‘and furthermore I laid the whole case
-before her. I had to travel far and wide to find her, but when I did
-find her I asked her to tell me what was good for a person who had been
-scalded by milk-warm water. She asked me three times the name of the
-person, and three times I told her. Then she lit a pine splinter, blew
-it out, and watched the smoke scatter. There was something wrong, for
-she shook her head three times.’
-
-“‘What did Mammy-Bammy Big Money say?’ says Brother Lion, says he. His
-voice sounded very weak.
-
-“‘She said nothing,’ says I. ‘She watched the smoke scatter, and then
-she put her hands before her face and rocked from side to side. After
-that she walked back and forth, and when she sat down again she took off
-her left slipper, shook out the gravel, and counted it as it fell. Once
-more she asked me the name of the person who had been scalded in
-milk-warm water, and once more I told her.’
-
-“‘Wait!’ says Brother Lion, says he. ‘Do you mean to tell me the water I
-fell in was only milk-warm?’
-
-“Says I, ‘It seemed so to me. I had just washed my face and hands in
-it.’
-
-“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Lion. ‘What else did she say?’ says
-he.
-
-“‘I don’t like to tell you,’ says I; and just about that time Brother
-Fox walked in.
-
-“‘But you must tell me,’ says Brother Lion, says he.
-
-“‘Well,’ says I, ‘if I must I will, but I don’t like to. When
-Mammy-Bammy Big Money had counted the white pebbles that fell from her
-slipper, and asked me the name of the person who was scalded in
-milk-warm water, she told me that he could be cured by poulticing the
-burns with the fresh hide of his best friend. I asked her the name of
-this friend, but she shook her head and said she would call no names.
-Then she said that your best friend had short ears, a sharp nose, keen
-eyes, slim legs, and a bushy tail.’
-
-“Brother Lion shut his eyes and pretended to be thinking. I looked at
-Brother Fox as solemnly as I knew how, and shook my head slowly. Brother
-Fox got mighty restless. He got up and walked around.
-
-“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Lion, says he. ‘That might mean
-Brother Wolf, or it might mean Brother Fox.’
-
-“‘I expect it means Brother Wolf,’ says Brother Fox.
-
-“‘Why, you don’t mean to stand up here and say right before Brother
-Lion’s face and eyes that Brother Wolf is a better friend to him than
-you are!’ says I.
-
-“Brother Fox’s mouth fell open and his tongue hung out, and just about
-that time I made my best bow, and put out for home.”
-
-“But did Brother Lion try the remedy?” Buster John inquired, as Mr.
-Rabbit paused and began to light his pipe.
-
-“I think Brother Lion caught him and skinned him. It’s a great pity if
-he didn’t. But I’ll not be certain. So many things have happened since
-then that I disremember about the hide business. But you may be sure
-Brother Lion was very superstitious. My best opinion is that he tried
-the cure.”
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- XV.
-
- A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD.
-
-
-“That is a funny name for a witch,” said Buster John, as Rabbit paused
-and began to nod.
-
-“Which name was that?” inquired Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Why, Mammy-Bammy Big Money,” replied Buster John, elevating his voice a
-little.
-
-“Well, it’s very simple,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. “‘Mammy-Bammy’ was
-to catch the ear of the animals, and ‘Big Money’ was to attract the
-attention of the people.”
-
-“Dat’s so,” said Drusilla. “Kaze time you say ‘money’ folks’ll stop der
-work an’ lissen at you; an’ ef you say ‘Big Money’ dey’ll ax you ter say
-it agin’.”
-
-“It’s very curious about money,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger. “I don’t
-know whether you ever thought about it much—and I hope you haven’t—but
-it has pestered me a good deal, this thing you call money.”
-
-“It’s mighty bothersome,” assented Mrs. Meadows, “when you are where
-people use it, and when you have none except what you can beg or borrow.
-Thank goodness! I’m free from all bother now.”
-
-“Yes,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “I don’t see that people have much the
-advantage of the animals when it comes to using money. I’ve seen grown
-people work night and day for a few pieces of metal.”
-
-“Why, of course!” cried Buster John. “They can take the pieces of metal
-and buy bread and meat to eat and clothes to wear.”
-
-“So much the more wonderful!” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. “What do the
-people who have more bread and meat and clothes than they can use want
-with the pieces of metal?”
-
-“So they may buy something else that they haven’t got,” said Buster
-John.
-
-But Mr. Thimblefinger shook his head. He was not satisfied.
-
-“It puts me in mind of a tale I heard once about a poor man who was the
-richest person in the world.”
-
-“But that couldn’t be, you know,” protested Buster John.
-
-“Anyhow, that’s the way it seemed to me in the story,” replied Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “But the story is so old-fashioned it would hardly pass
-muster now. Besides, they tell me that, as there’s not enough metal to
-go round, people have begun to make up their minds that pieces of paper
-with pictures on them are just as good as the metal, and perhaps better.
-It’s mighty funny to me.”
-
-“What was the story?” asked Sweetest Susan. “Please tell us about it.”
-
-“Why, yes,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “tell us about it. If calamus root
-passes current with some of my acquaintances and catnip with others, I
-see no reason why people shouldn’t play make-believe among themselves,
-and say that pieces of metal and pieces of paper are worth something. In
-this business people have a great advantage over us. They can put
-figures on their pieces of metal and paper and make them worth anything,
-but with us a joint of calamus root is worth just so much. It has been
-worth that since the year one, and it will be worth that right on to the
-end of things. Just so with a twist of catnip. But tell us the
-story—tell us the story. I may drop off to sleep, but if I do, that will
-be no sign that the tale isn’t interesting.”
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “once upon a time there was a country in
-which money became very scarce. The people had a great deal, but they
-hid it in their stockings and in the chinks of the chimneys and in their
-teapots. The reason of this was that other countries close at hand made
-their money out of the same kind of metal, and they’d bring their goods
-in and sell them and carry the money off home with them.
-
-“Of course this helped to make money scarce, and the scarcer it was the
-more the people clung to it, and this made it still scarcer. Naturally
-everybody kept an eye out in the hope of finding a supply of this
-metal.”
-
-“What sort of metal was it?” asked Buster John.
-
-“Gold,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Oh!” exclaimed Buster John, in a disappointed tone.
-
-“Yes,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, “nothing in the world but gold.
-Those who had money held on to it as long as they could, because they
-didn’t know how much scarcer it would be, and those who didn’t have any
-were willing to sell whatever they had for any price in order to get
-some.
-
-“It was lots worse than playing dolls—lots worse. When children play
-make-believe with dolls, they soon forget about it; but when grown
-people begin to play make-believe with money, they never get over it.
-The wisest men get their heads turned when they begin to think and talk
-about money. They have forgotten that it was all a make-believe in the
-beginning.”
-
-Here Mr. Rabbit yawned and said: “You’ll have to excuse me if I nod a
-little here.”
-
-“Yes,” remarked Mrs. Meadows, “I feel a little sleepy myself, but I’ll
-try to keep awake for the sake of appearances.”
-
-“Don’t mind me,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, with mock politeness. “Go to
-sleep if you want to, you two. I won’t have to talk so loud.
-
-“Well, in this country I was telling you about, there was a young man
-who had saved some money by working hard, but he didn’t save it fast
-enough to suit himself. He thought so much about it that he would stop
-in the middle of his work, and sit and study about it an hour at a time.
-
-“He thought about it so much that he began to dream about it, and one
-night he dreamed that he got in a boat and went to an island on which
-there was a mountain of gold that shone and glistened in the sun. He was
-very unhappy when he woke in the morning and found it was nothing but a
-dream.
-
-“He didn’t go to work that day, but wandered about doing nothing. That
-night he had the same dream. He had the same dream the next night; and
-the morning after, the first person he saw was an old man who had
-stopped to rest on the doorsteps. This old man would have been like
-other old men but for one thing. His beard was so long that he had to
-part it in the middle of his chin, pass it under each arm, cross the
-wisps on his back, and bring them around in front again, where the two
-ends were tied together with a bow of red ribbon.
-
-“‘How are you, my young friend, and how goes it?’ said the old man,
-smiling pleasantly. ‘You look as if you had been having wonderful
-dreams.’
-
-“‘So I have, gran’sir,’ replied the young man.
-
-“‘Well, a dream isn’t worth a snap of your finger unless it comes true,
-and a dream never comes true until you have dreamed it three times.’
-
-“‘I have dreamed mine three times, gran’sir, and yet it is impossible
-that it should come true.’
-
-“‘Nonsense! Nothing is impossible. Tell me your dream.’
-
-“So the young man told the old man his dream.
-
-“‘The Island of the Mountain of Gold!’ exclaimed the old man. ‘Why, that
-is right in my line of travel. I can land you there without any trouble.
-It is a little out of my way, but not much.’
-
-“‘How shall we get there?’ the young man asked.
-
-“‘On the other side of the town, I have a boat,’ replied the old man.
-‘You are welcome to go with me. It is so seldom that dreams come true
-that I shall be glad to help this one along as well as I can. Besides, I
-have long wanted an excuse to visit the Island of the Mountain of Gold.
-I have passed within sight of it hundreds of times, but have always been
-too busy to land there.’
-
-“The young man looked at the old man with astonishment. If he had spoken
-his thoughts he would have declared the old man to be crazy, but he said
-nothing. He simply followed after him. The old man led the way across
-the town to a wharf, where his boat was tied. It was a light little
-skiff that could be sailed by one man. In this the two embarked.
-
-“The old man managed the sail with one hand and the rudder with the
-other, and he had hardly made things ready and taken his seat before a
-light breeze sprang up and filled the sail. The skiff glided along the
-water so easily that the shore seemed to be receding while the boat
-stood still. But the breeze grew stronger and stronger, and the sail
-bore so heavily on the nose of the boat that the foam and spray flew
-high in the air.
-
-“The sun was bright and the sky was blue, and the dark green water
-seemed to boil beneath them, so swiftly the light boat sped along. The
-young man clapped his hands as joyously as a boy, and the old man
-smiled. Presently he leaned over the side of the boat and pointed to
-something shining and sparkling in the distance. The young man saw it,
-too, and turned an inquiring eye upon his companion.
-
-“‘That is your mountain of gold,’ said the old man.
-
-“‘It seems to be very small,’ said the other. He ceased to smile, and a
-frown clouded his face.
-
-“The old man noticed the frown, and shook his head and frowned a little
-himself, coughing in the muffler that was tied around his neck. But he
-said:—
-
-“‘The mountain of gold is more than twenty miles away.’
-
-“‘How far have we come?’
-
-“‘Some hundred and odd miles.’
-
-“The young man seemed to be very much surprised, but he said nothing. He
-leaned so far over the side of the boat to watch the mountain of gold
-that he was in danger of falling out. The old man kept an eye on him,
-but did not lift a finger to warn him.
-
-“In due time they came to the island, if it could be called an island.
-It seemed to be a barren rock that had lifted itself out of the sea to
-show the mountain of gold. The mountain was only a hill, but it was a
-pretty high one, considering it was of solid gold.”
-
-“Sure enough gold?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Pure gold,” answered Mr. Thimblefinger. “The old man landed his skiff
-at a convenient place, and the two got out and went to the mountain, or
-hill, of gold that rose shining in the middle of the small island. The
-actions of the young man showed that he considered himself the
-proprietor of both island and mountain. He broke off a chunk of gold as
-big as your fist, weighed it in his hand, and would have given it to the
-old man, but the latter shook his head.
-
-“‘You refuse it?’ cried the other. ‘If it is not enough I’ll give you as
-much more.’
-
-“‘No,’ replied the old man. ‘Keep it for yourself. You owe me nothing. I
-could have carried away tons of the stuff long before I saw you, but I
-had no use for it. You are welcome to as much as you can take away with
-you.’
-
-“‘As much as I can take away!’ exclaimed the other. ‘I shall take it
-all.’
-
-“‘But how?’
-
-“‘It is mine! I am rich. I will buy me a ship.’ He walked back and
-forth, rubbing his hands together.
-
-“‘Then you have no further need of me?’ said the old man.
-
-“‘Not now—not now,’ replied the other with a grand air. ‘You won’t
-accept pay for your services, and I can do no more than thank you.’
-
-“The old man bowed politely, got in his skiff, and sailed away. The
-other continued to walk about the island and rub his hands together, and
-make his plans. He was now the richest man in the world. He could buy
-kings and princes and empires. He had enough gold to buy all the ships
-on the sea and to control all the trade on the land. He was great. He
-was powerful.
-
-“All these thoughts passed through his mind and he was very happy. The
-sun looked at the young man a long time, and then went to bed in the
-sea. Two little gray lizards looked at him until the sun went down, and
-then they crawled back in their holes. A big black bird sailed round and
-round and watched him until nearly dark, and then sailed away.
-
-
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- HE WAS SO WEAK THAT HE COULDN’T GET UP
-]
-
-
-“When night came the young man found the air damp and chilly, but he
-knew he was rich, and so he laughed at the cold. He crept close under
-his mountain of gold, and, after a long time, went to sleep. In the
-morning he awoke and found that nobody had taken away his precious
-mountain of gold during the night. The sun rose to keep him company, the
-two gray lizards crept out of their holes and looked at him, and the big
-black bird sailed round and round overhead.
-
-“The day passed, and then another and another. The young man was hungry
-and thirsty, but he was rich. The night winds chilled him, but he was
-rich. The midday sun scorched him, but he was the richest man in the
-world. Every night, no matter how hungry or weak he was, he crept upon
-the side of the mountain, and stretched himself out, and tried to hug it
-to his bosom. He knew that if he was hungry, it wasn’t because he was
-poor, and if he died, he knew he would die rich. So there he was.”
-
-“What then?” asked Buster John, as Mr. Thimblefinger paused to look at
-his watch.
-
-“Well, I’ll tell you,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, holding the watch to
-his ear. “One fine morning this rich young man was so weak that he
-couldn’t get up. He tried to, but his foot slipped, and he rolled to the
-foot of the mountain of gold and lay there. He lay there so long and so
-quietly that the two gray lizards crept close to him to see what was the
-matter. He moved one of his fingers, and they darted back to their
-holes.
-
-“The rich young man lay so still that the big black bird, sailing
-overhead, came nearer and nearer, and finally alighted at a respectful
-distance from the rich young man. The two gray lizards came out again,
-and crawled cautiously toward the rich young man. The big black bird
-craned his neck and looked, and then went a little closer. A sudden gust
-of wind caused the rich young man’s coat to flap. The gray lizards
-scrambled towards their holes, and the big black bird jumped up in the
-air and flew off a little way.
-
-“But presently they all came back, bird and lizards, and this time they
-went still closer to the rich young man. The big black bird went so
-close that there is no telling what he would have done next, but just
-then the old man came running towards them. He had untied the two ends
-of his beard, and was waving them in the air as if they were flags. The
-big black bird flew away very angry, and the gray lizards ran over each
-other trying to get to their holes.
-
-“The old man, tied up his beard again, took up the rich young man on his
-shoulder, and carried him to the boat. Once there he gave the rich young
-man some wine. This revived him, and in a little while he was able to
-eat. But he had no opportunity to talk. The wind whirled the boat
-through the water, and in a few hours it had arrived at the young man’s
-town.
-
-“He went home, and soon recovered in more ways than one. He found his
-strength again, and lost his appetite for riches. But he worked hard,
-saved all he could, and was soon prosperous; but he never remembered
-without a shiver the time that he was the richest man in the world.”
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- XVI.
-
- AN OLD-FASHIONED FUSS.
-
-
-“I don’t blame ’im fer shiverin’,” said Drusilla; “but, I let you know,
-here’s what wouldn’t shiver none ef she had dat ar big pile er gol’ what
-de man had. I’d ’a’ cotch me some fish; I’d ’a’ gobbled up dem lizards,
-yit!”
-
-“Well,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “I expect money is a pretty big thing. I’ve
-heard a heap of talk about it, and I’ve known some big fusses to grow
-out of it. And yet money doesn’t cause all the fusses—oh, no! not by a
-long jump. I once heard of a fuss that happened long before there was
-any money, and the curious part about it was that nobody knew what the
-fuss grew out of.”
-
-“What fuss was that?” asked Buster John, who thought that perhaps there
-might be a story in it.
-
-“Why, it was the quarrel between the Monkeys and the Dogs. My
-great-grandfather knew all about the facts, and I’ve heard him talk it
-over many a time when he was sitting in the kitchen corner chewing his
-quid. I’ve often heard him wonder, between naps, what caused the
-dispute.”
-
-“It seems to me I’ve heard something about it,” remarked Mrs. Meadows in
-an encouraging tone.
-
-“Oh, yes!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “It was notorious in our young days. I
-reckon it has been settled long before this; anyhow, I hope so.”
-
-“What did your great-grandfather say about it?” inquired Buster John.
-
-“If I were to tell you all he said,” responded Mr. Rabbit, shaking his
-head slowly, “you’d have to sit here with me for a fortnight, and of
-course you wouldn’t like to do that. So I’ll just up and tell you about
-it in my own way. I may not get it exactly right, but I’ll be bound I
-won’t get it far wrong, for I have nothing else in the round world to do
-but to sit here and think about old times.
-
-“As well as I can remember, the way of it was about this: Away back
-yonder, in the times before everybody had got to be so busy trying to
-get the best of each other, a coolness sprang up between the Monkeys and
-the Dogs. Nobody knew the right of it, because nobody paid any attention
-to it along at first. But after awhile it got so that every time a Dog
-would meet a Monkey in the road, the Monkey would get up in a tree and
-laugh at him, and then the Dog would stop and scratch up the dirt with
-all four of his feet and growl.”
-
-“Oh, I’ve seen them do that way,” said Sweetest Susan, laughing.
-
-
-[Illustration:
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- THE MONKEYS WOULD MAKE FACES AND SQUEAL AT THE DOGS
-]
-
-
-“Yes,” replied Mr. Rabbit, with a more solemn air than ever. “They have
-never got out of the habit of that kind of caper from that day to this.
-Well, the coolness grew into a dispute, and the dispute into a quarrel,
-and so there it was. The Monkeys would make faces and squeal at the
-Dogs, and the Dogs would show their teeth and growl at the Monkeys. It
-went from bad to worse, and after awhile, the Dogs would chase the
-Monkeys wherever they saw them, and the Monkeys would swing down from
-the hanging limbs and give the tails of the Dogs some terrible twists.
-
-“Before that time the Monkeys had been living on the ground just like
-everybody else lived, but the Dogs had such sharp teeth and such nimble
-feet that the Monkeys had to take to the trees and saplings. At first
-they couldn’t get about in the trees as they do now. Sometimes they’d
-miss their footing, or lose their grip, and down they’d come right into
-the red jaws of the Dogs.
-
-“Now this wasn’t pleasant at all. Even when the Monkeys didn’t fall, the
-ants and crawling bugs would get on them, and the dead limbs of the
-trees would fall and hurt them, and the wind would blow them about, and
-the heavy rains would fall and wet them.
-
-“About that time the Monkeys were the most miserable creatures in the
-world. They were so miserable that, finally, the Head Monkey made up his
-mind to go and see the Wise Man who used to settle all disputes as far
-as he could. So the Head Monkey set out on his journey, and traveled
-till he came to the Wise Man’s house.
-
-“He got on the gatepost, and looked all around, to see if there was a
-Dog anywhere in sight. Seeing none, he went to the front door and
-knocked. The Wise Man came out. He was very old. He had a beard as long
-as Brother Billy Goat’s, and as gray, but he was very nice and kind. The
-Head Monkey told his story all the way through, and the Wise Man sat and
-listened to every word. When he had heard it all, he shut his eyes and
-studied the matter over, and then he said:—
-
-“‘Only fools get up fusses that they can’t settle. I’ll give you a
-fool’s remedy to settle a fool’s fuss. Go back to your own country and
-fetch me a bunch of the hair of a Brindle Dog. Then I’ll show you a
-cheap and an easy way to get rid of the whole tribe of Dogs. But be sure
-that you make no mistake. I must have the hair of a Brindle Dog—just
-that and nothing else. Then I can show you how to get rid of all the
-Dogs. But if you make any mistake, you will ruin the whole tribe of
-Monkeys.’
-
-“The Head Monkey scratched himself on the side, quick like. Says he,
-‘Oh, I’ll make no mistake. Don’t worry about me. The first time the Dogs
-have a burying I’ll get on a swinging limb, and when a Brindle Dog comes
-along I’ll reach down and pull a bunch of hair out of his hide, and by
-the time he gets through howling I’ll be on my journey back.’
-
-“The Wise Man ran his fingers through his beard, and laughed to himself.
-Says he, ‘Very well, my young friend, but you had best be careful. A Dog
-of any kind will bear watching, but especially a Brindle Dog.’
-
-“The Head Monkey made no answer. He simply grinned, and started back
-home. Now, it happened that after his journey was over, the Dogs had no
-burying for a long time. They seemed to be in better health than ever.
-Some traveling doctor had come along and told them that whenever they
-felt out of sorts they must go out in the fields and hunt for a
-particular kind of grass. When they found it they were to eat
-twenty-seven blades of it, and then go on about their business. You may
-not believe this,” said Mr. Rabbit, pausing in the midst of his story,
-“but if you will watch the Dogs right close, you will find that to this
-day they’ll go out and eat grass whenever they are ailing. They don’t
-chew it. They just bite off a great long sprig of it, and wallop it
-around their tongues and swallow it whole. I don’t know how they do it,
-but I’m telling you the plain facts.
-
-“Well, as I was saying, it was a long time after the Head Monkey got
-home before the Dogs had a burying, and when they did have one it
-happened that there was no Brindle Dog in the procession. The rest of
-the Monkeys were all waiting to see what the Head Monkey was going to
-do, and so they forgot to bother the Dogs. When the Dogs saw that the
-Monkeys were quiet, they kept quiet themselves, and there was no trouble
-between them for a long time. Seeing that the Dogs were no longer
-snapping and snarling at them, some of the older Monkeys began to travel
-on the ground again, but the younger ones stayed in the trees where they
-were born.
-
-“The Head Monkey was mighty restless. Sometimes he’d stay in the trees,
-and then again he’d travel on the ground, but wherever he was he always
-kept his eye out for a Brindle Dog. Finally, one day, when he was
-traveling on the ground, he heard a noise up the road, and when he
-turned around he saw a big Brindle Dog coming towards him. He thought to
-himself that now was his time or never; so he got behind a bush and
-waited for the Brindle Dog to come up.
-
-“He didn’t have long to wait, for the Brindle Dog was going in a
-swinging trot. When he came by the bush, the Head Monkey rushed out and
-tried to pull a bunch of hair from the Brindle Dog’s hide. But he rushed
-too far. The Brindle Dog shied, as old Mr. Horse used to do when he saw
-a bunch of shucks in the road. He shied so quick, and he shied so far,
-that the Head Monkey fell short with his arm, and was carried too far by
-his legs. As the Brindle Dog shied, he turned and saw what it was, and
-then he made a rush for the Head Monkey. There was no tree near, and no
-way for the Head Monkey to escape. The Brindle Dog grabbed him and made
-short work of him. There was considerable of a fight, for the Head
-Monkey was strong in his arms and quick on his feet. But the Brindle Dog
-had a long jaw and a strong one. He grabbed the Head Monkey between
-shoulder and ham, and shook him up as you have seen people shake a
-sifter. He just held on and shook, and when he turned loose he’d shut
-his teeth down in a new place, so that when the rippit was over, it
-seemed as if there wasn’t a whole bone in the Head Monkey’s hide. But
-quick done is quick over: and after the Brindle Dog had done all the
-shaking that the case called for, he dropped the Head Monkey and went on
-about his business; but he had some bites and scratches on his hide, and
-as he trotted off he shook his ears, for one of them had been split
-mighty nigh in two by the Head Monkey.
-
-“Well, after the Brindle Dog had trotted off, the Head Monkey rose from
-the ground and began to feel of himself. He was afraid that he had been
-torn in two and scattered all over the road, but when he found that he
-had his legs and his arms and his head and his body, he began to be more
-cheerful. He found he could walk. And then he found he could use his
-hands, and then he strutted around, and said to himself that he had
-whipped the fight. He was badly bruised and pretty sore, but he was not
-too sore to strut, and so he walked up and down the road and made his
-brags that he had compelled the Brindle Dog to take to his heels.
-
-“Then he happened to think what he had come for, and he hunted all about
-in the road to see if he could find a bunch of the Brindle Dog’s hair.
-There was a good deal of hair scattered around, and in a little while
-the Head Monkey had gathered up a handful. He picked it over and sorted
-it out, and wrapped it up in a poplar leaf. Then he went home to his
-family and rested a day or two, for he was pretty badly bruised. And he
-told a big tale of how he had met the great Brindle Dog in the road, and
-had fanned him out in a fair fight. His children listened with all their
-ears, and then they jumped from limb to limb and told all the neighbors’
-children that their pa was the biggest and the best of all the Monkeys.
-
-“This went on for some time, and finally the Head Monkey felt well
-enough to visit the Wise Man. So he started on the journey, and after
-awhile he got there. He climbed the gatepost again, and looked all
-around to see if there was a Brindle Dog in sight. Seeing none, he went
-to the door and knocked, and the Wise Man came out.
-
-“‘Good-morning,’ says the Wise Man. ‘I hope you are well.’
-
-“‘Tolerably well, I thank you,’ says the Head Monkey. ‘And I’ve come
-agreeable to promise to bring you a bunch of the hair of a Brindle Dog.’
-
-“With that he unrolled the poplar leaf, and showed the Wise Man the hair
-he had picked up in the road. The Wise Man took the bunch of hair and
-turned it over in his hand, and looked at it. Then he looked at the Head
-Monkey.
-
-“‘What is this?’ says he.
-
-“‘A bunch of hair from a Brindle Dog,’ says the Head Monkey.
-
-“The Wise Man shook his head. Says he, ‘It may be, but it doesn’t look
-like the samples I have seen. Are you sure about it?’ says he.
-
-“‘As sure as I am standing here,’ says the Head Monkey.
-
-“Says the Wise Man, ‘It’s none of my business. I just wanted to be
-certain about it, because if there’s any Monkey hair in it, everything
-will go wrong. The whole tribe of Monkeys will be ruined. They will have
-to leave this country and the Dogs will stay here. Did you have any
-trouble in getting this hair?’ says he.
-
-“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘there was a dispute, nothing serious.’
-
-“‘How long did the dispute last?’ says the Wise Man.
-
-“‘No longer than I could reach out and get the hair,’ says the Head
-Monkey.
-
-“‘That’s funny,’ says the Wise Man. ‘When the Brindle Dog gets into a
-dispute, he usually shows his teeth.’
-
-“‘Oh, he showed his teeth, and he had more than I thought,’ says the
-Head Monkey.
-
-“‘But are you sure this hair came out of the hide of a Brindle Dog?’
-says the Wise Man.
-
-“Says the Head Monkey, ‘As sure as I’m standing here. I pulled it out
-with my own hands.’
-
-“Says the Wise Man, ‘It looks to me as if there were some other kind of
-hair in this bunch. Did you have any trouble in getting it?’ says he.
-
-“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘we had a little dispute.’
-
-“Says the Wise Man, ‘Was that all?’
-
-“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, scratching himself, ‘we passed a few
-licks.’
-
-“‘How was that?’ says the Wise Man.
-
-“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘he growled and I squealed, and then he
-bit and I scratched.’
-
-“‘I see,’ says the Wise Man. ‘What else?’
-
-“‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘there was right
-smart of a scuffle.’
-
-“‘Aha!’ says the Wise Man. ‘A scuffle!’
-
-“‘Yes,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘and worse than that. There was a regular
-knock-down-and-drag-out fight,’ says he.
-
-“‘I see,’ says the Wise Man. ‘You have brought me some of your own hair
-instead of the Brindle Dog’s hair, and now you and your whole tribe will
-have to leave this country and cross the ocean; and when you get into
-the new country, you will have to live in the trees to keep the
-four-footed animals from destroying you.’
-
-“And so it happened,” continued Mr. Rabbit. “Since that time, there have
-been no Monkeys in this country. They had to cross the big water, and
-when they got over there they had to live in the trees; and I expect
-they are living that way yet—at least, they were at last accounts.”
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- THE RABBIT AND THE MOON.
-
-
-“I reckon that’s so about the Monkeys,” remarked Mrs. Meadows. “They
-used to be in the country next door, and now they are no longer there.”
-
-“Yes,” said Mr. Rabbit; “it’s just like I tell you: they were there
-once, but now they are not there any more. But in the world next door
-everybody has his ups and downs, especially his downs. I’ve heard my
-great-grandfather tell many a time how our family used to live close to
-the Moon. So I don’t make any brags about the way the Monkeys had to
-take to the bushes. I remember about my own family, and then I feel like
-hanging my head down and saying nothing. It is a very funny feeling,
-too. When I think we used to live close to the Moon, and that we now
-live on the ground and have to crawl there like snails, I sometimes feel
-like crying; and I tell you right now if I was to begin to boo-hoo,
-you’d be astonished.”
-
-Buster John and Sweetest Susan looked very serious, but Drusilla showed
-a desire to laugh.
-
-“You say you used to live close to the Moon?” asked Buster John, with
-more curiosity than usual.
-
-“Why, certainly,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “I don’t say that I did, but I’m
-certain that my family did. I’ve heard my great-grandfather tell about
-it a hundred times. I’ve heard that it was a better country up there
-than it is where you live, even better than it is down here,—a good deal
-more fun and fiddling, and not half so much looking around for something
-to eat. That is the great trouble. If we didn’t have to scuffle around
-and get something to eat, we’d be lots better off.
-
-“It’s mighty funny. If you let well enough alone, you are all right; but
-the minute you try to better it, everything goes wrong.”
-
-“Dat wuz de way wid ol’ man Adam,” remarked Drusilla.
-
-“Why, of course,” said Mr. Rabbit, “and it was the way with all the
-Rabbits and everybody and everything else.”
-
-“But how did they live up there by the Moon?” asked Sweetest Susan. “How
-did they keep from falling off?”
-
-Mr. Rabbit scratched his head a little before replying. “Well,” said he,
-after awhile, “they got along just as we do down here,—heads up and feet
-down. But one time, as I’ve heard my great-grandfather say, the Moon got
-into a sort of fidget, and was mighty restless for quite a while. At
-last, one of our family, the oldest of all, made bold to look over the
-fence and ask the Moon what the trouble was. He noticed, too, that the
-Moon had shrunk considerably, and seemed to be in a very bad way. It
-could hardly hold up its head.
-
-“But the Moon managed to look up when it heard the fuss at the fence,
-and, in a very shaky voice, told the oldest of all the Rabbits howdy.
-
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- “WHAT IS THE TROUBLE?” SAYS THE OLDEST RABBIT
-]
-
-
-“‘What is the trouble?’ says the oldest Rabbit. Says he, ‘Can I do
-anything to help you?’
-
-“‘I’m afraid not,’ says the Moon. ‘You are not nimble enough.’
-
-“‘Maybe I’m nimbler than you think,’ says the oldest Rabbit.
-
-“‘Well,’ says the Moon, ‘I’ll tell you what the trouble is. I want to
-get a message to Mr. Man, who lives in the world down yonder. I’ve been
-shining on him at night, and I’ve caught a bad cold by being out after
-dark. My health is breaking down, and if I don’t put out my lights for a
-while and take a rest, I’ll have to go out altogether. Now, it’s like
-this: I’ve been shining for Mr. Man so long that if I don’t send him
-some word he’ll think something serious has happened. I must take a
-rest, but I want to send him a message, telling him that I won’t be gone
-long.’
-
-“‘Well,’ says the oldest Rabbit, ‘I don’t mind going, if you’ll show me
-the way and tell me what to say.’
-
-“So the Moon pointed out the way, and showed him how to put his fingers
-in his ears and hold his breath when he took the long jump. Then it gave
-him this message:—
-
- _‘I am growing weak to gather strength:
- I go into the shadows to gather light.’_
-
-“The oldest Rabbit said this message over to himself many times, and
-then he got ready for the journey. Everything went well until he came to
-the long jump. But he braced himself, and shut his eyes, and put his
-fingers in his ears, and held his breath. Now, the jump was a long one,
-sure enough. It was so long that the oldest Rabbit opened one eye, and
-then he got the notion that he was falling instead of jumping, and he
-opened both eyes so wide that they have been that way ever since. This
-scared him terribly, and by the time he landed on the world he had
-forgotten what he came for. He wasn’t hurt a bit, but he was badly
-scared.
-
-“He sat on the ground and tried to remember, and then he got up and
-walked about. Finally, he looked up and saw the Moon winking one eye at
-him. Then he thought about the message, and he ran off to Mr. Man’s
-house, and knocked at the door. Mr. Man had gone to bed, but he got up
-and opened the door, and asked what was wanted.
-
-“‘Well,’ says the oldest Rabbit, ‘I’ve just come from the Moon with a
-message for you.’
-
-“‘What is it?’ says Mr. Man.
-
-“‘The Moon told me to tell you this:—
-
- ‘_I’m growing weak and have no strength:
- I’m going off where the shadows are dark._’
-
-“Mr. Man scratched his head. He couldn’t make the message out. Then he
-said, ‘Take this message back:—
-
- ‘_Seldom seen and soon forgot:
- When a Moon dies her feet get cold._’
-
-“The oldest Rabbit bowed politely and started back home. He came to the
-Jumping-Off Place, and then he took the long jump. He was soon at home,
-and went at once to the Moon’s house, and gave the message that Mr. Man
-had sent. This made the Moon very mad. It declared that the oldest
-Rabbit had carried the wrong message. Then it grabbed the shovel and
-struck him in the face. This made the oldest Rabbit very mad, and he
-jumped at the Moon and used his claws. The fight was a hard one, and you
-can see the marks of it to this day. All the Rabbits have their upper
-lips split, and the Moon still has the marks on its face where the
-oldest Rabbit clawed it.
-
-“The way of it was this,” continued Mr. Rabbit, seeing that the children
-had hardly caught the drift of the story: “the Moon had been shining
-constantly for many years, and was growing weak. It wanted to take a
-rest, and it was afraid Mr. Man would get scared when he failed to see
-it at night. Since that time the Moon has been taking a rest about every
-two weeks. At least it used to be that way. I never bother about it
-now.”
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-
- XVIII.
-
- WHY THE BEAR IS A WRESTLER.
-
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Rabbit, after a pause, “what about the story? Was there
-any moral to it?”
-
-“None at all,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “It was just an old-time tale.”
-
-“Now, I’m truly glad to hear you say so,” cried Mr. Rabbit, appearing to
-be very much pleased. “It’s as good as taking a nap.” He winked gravely
-at Buster John, and then proceeded to refill his pipe.
-
-“I thought it was a pretty good story,” said Buster John. “It turned out
-to be a story so quick that it was all over with before I knew it was a
-story.”
-
-“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “I had to tell it mighty quick. Suppose I
-had stopped to light my pipe and left my own kin dangling between the
-Moon and the World! I knew in reason it would never do, and so I rattled
-away almost as fast as the oldest Rabbit jumped. It was a long story
-quickly told of a long journey quickly made.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit seemed to be in better humor than ever. He leaned back, and
-patted the ground softly with one foot.
-
-“Speaking of journeys,” he said, after awhile, “makes me think about how
-Brother Bear started out in the world. But what am I doing?” he cried.
-“I don’t want to do all the talking. I don’t have any chance to sleep
-unless somebody else is telling a story.”
-
-“Now, please tell us the story,” pleaded Sweetest Susan.
-
-“I’ll have to,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “since I’ve got it started. Well,
-one time when Brother Bear was young, the time came for him to scratch
-around and scuffle for himself. He had already learned how to grabble
-for sweet potatoes, how to tote an armful of roasting ears, and how to
-shut his eyes and rob a bee-tree, and so his daddy thought it was about
-time for him to go off and earn his own living. Brother Bear said he was
-more than willing, and when he came to tell his folks good-by, his daddy
-gave him seven pieces of honey-in-the-comb, saying:—
-
-“‘This is all I have to give you, but it’s enough. Whoever eats this
-honey with you will have to wrestle with you seven years or give you
-everything he owns.’
-
-“So Brother Bear put his seven pieces of honey-in-the-comb in a bag,
-slung the bag over his back, and went shuffling down the big road. He
-traveled all that day, and camped out in the woods at night. The next
-morning, just as he was about to eat breakfast, he heard a rustling in
-the bushes, and presently Brother Tiger came slipping and sliding along,
-hunting for his breakfast. Brother Bear howdied, and Brother Tiger said
-he was only tolerable—not as peart as he might be, and yet pearter than
-he had been. Then Brother Tiger sat and watched Brother Bear take put a
-piece of his honey-in-the-comb, and the sight made his mouth water.
-Brother Bear noticed this, and he says, says he:—
-
-“‘I wish you mighty well, Brother Tiger, and I’d like to ask you to have
-some of my breakfast, for I have more than a plenty for two. But the
-trouble is, that whoever eats any of this honey-in-the-comb will have to
-wrestle with me seven years or give me all his belongings.’
-
-“‘Don’t let that bother you,’ says Brother Tiger, says he. ‘I’m a pretty
-good wrestler myself, and I don’t mind trying my hand with you after
-I’ve tasted your honey-in-the-comb.’
-
-“But Brother Bear hemmed and hawed, and acted so that Brother Tiger
-thought he was either afraid to wrestle or mighty stingy with his
-honey-in-the-comb. He thought so, and he said so, and this put Brother
-Bear on his mettle. So he says, says he:—
-
-“‘Well, Brother Tiger, come and get a piece of my honey-in-the-comb. I’m
-more than glad to give it to you, and sorry, too, because, as sure as
-you eat it, you’ll be put under a spell, and you’ll be obliged to
-wrestle with me seven long years or give me all your belongings.’
-
-“Brother Tiger grinned from ear to ear. Says he, ‘If I don’t have to
-wrestle before I get the honey-in-the-comb, it will be all right. Just
-let me get my fill of that, and I’ll wrestle with you seven times seven
-years. I’ll promise to make you tired of wrestling.’
-
-“‘So be it,’ says Brother Bear. ‘Come and get the honey-in-the-comb, and
-take all you want, for I won’t need any after I’ve wrestled with you a
-time or two,’ says he.
-
-“Brother Tiger went up and tasted the honey-in-the-comb, and it was so
-good that he smacked his lips and asked for more. Brother Bear gave him
-some. After both had eat as much as they wanted, Brother Tiger took a
-notion to go home, but something held him back. The spell was working.
-But finally he pulled himself together, and said he believed he’d go
-home and see his old woman.
-
-“But Brother Bear chuckled to himself. Says he, ‘Now that you’ve gobbled
-up my honey-in-the-comb, you don’t want to wrestle. You can’t help
-yourself. When I say wrestle, you’ll have to wrestle. You can go home
-now, but to-morrow, bright and early, I’ll knock at your door, and
-you’ll have to come out and wrestle.’
-
-“Says Brother Tiger, says he, ‘I’ll be more than glad to accommodate
-you. Just knock at the door any hour after daybreak, and you’ll find me
-on hand.’
-
-“Says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll do so, I’ll do so. Just remember your spoken
-word, Brother Tiger!’
-
-“Brother Tiger started home, but before he had gone very far he began to
-feel mighty queer. He had a buzzing noise in his head and a creepy,
-crawly feeling on his hide. He began to get scared. Once he thought the
-honey had poisoned him, but he wasn’t sick. He never felt better in his
-life. He wanted to jump and run, and I believe the tale does say that he
-capered around a time or two. But every time he’d start home he’d have
-that buzzing sound in his head and that creepy, crawly feeling in his
-hide.
-
-“So, by and by, he thought he would turn back and see what Brother Bear
-thought about it. No sooner said than done. He went back at a hand
-gallop, and found Brother Bear curled up at the foot of a tree fast
-asleep. The honey had made him feel so good that he concluded to enjoy
-himself by taking another nap. But he got up brisk enough when he heard
-Brother Tiger calling him, and by the time he had rubbed his eyes once
-or twice, and gaped and stretched himself, he was as wide awake as ever.
-
-“Says he, ‘I knew you’d come back, Brother Tiger, and so I just waited
-for you; and while I was waiting I ups and drops off to sleep. But
-anyhow and anyway, here you are, and there’s no harm done.’
-
-“Says Brother Tiger, says he, ‘I just came back to ask you about the
-queer feeling I have.’
-
-“Says Brother Bear, ‘That’s easy enough. You just wanted to wrestle, and
-so you had to come back. I have the feeling most all the time when I’m
-not sleeping or eating. It’s a sort of zooning sound in the ears, and a
-sort of ticklish feeling on the hide. Well, there isn’t anything the
-matter at all. You just want to wrestle, and as the feeling is new to
-you, you didn’t know what it was.’
-
-“Says Brother Tiger, ‘I believe you are right, Brother Bear; I believe
-that’s the whole trouble.’
-
-“‘Well,’ says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll try you one round, just to loosen up
-my hide and put me in traveling trim. I’ll not wrestle with you very
-hard, because you are not used to it, and it’s too soon to get down to
-business with you. I told you about it when you wanted to eat the honey,
-but you would eat it, and now you’ll have to wrestle with me, off and
-on, first and last, for seven long years; and if you don’t, you’ll have
-to give me your house and all your belongings.’
-
-“So they took off their coats and made ready to wrestle. ‘As you are not
-used to these capers,’ says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll give you all-under holt,
-and promise not to use the in-turn, the ham-twist, or the knee-lock.’
-
-“Now, Brother Tiger didn’t know whether Brother Bear was talking Latin
-or Chinese, but he said nothing: he just stood up and grabbed Brother
-Bear around the waist, or where the waist ought to be.
-
-“‘When you are ready,’ says Brother Bear, ‘just give the word.’
-
-“‘Well,’ says Brother Tiger, ‘I reckon I’m as ready now as I ever will
-be.’
-
-“With that Brother Bear hugged Brother Tiger pretty tight, whirled
-around with him a time or two, fell on him, and then cuffed him, first
-on one ear and then on the other. It was all done so quick that Brother
-Tiger didn’t have time to say don’t. He got up and felt of his ribs to
-see if they were still whole, and then he rubbed the side of his head
-where Brother Bear had cuffed him. It had already begun to swell. His
-breeches were badly ripped, and he was sore all over.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- HE RUBBED THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD
-]
-
-
-“Says he, ‘And so this is what you call wrestling—this is what I was
-itching for, is it?’
-
-“‘Oh, no!’ says Brother Bear. ‘It wouldn’t do to call that wrestling.
-That was only playing. I was just showing you the first few capers: you
-can’t wrestle until you learn how. I’ll drop by your house to-morrow
-morning, bright and early, and give you another whirl.’
-
-“Brother Tiger looked mighty solemn, but he didn’t say anything. He
-ambled off home as well as he could in his condition, and got his old
-woman to mend his breeches. She wanted to know who he had been fighting
-with, but he told her he had just been playing with Brother Bear. She
-laughed, and said that when he had played that way a few more times
-there wouldn’t be enough of him left, neither breeches, body, nor bones,
-to sew up in a bag.
-
-“Well, the next morning, bright and early, Brother Bear rapped at
-Brother Tiger’s door, and told him to come out and take some exercise
-before breakfast. Brother Tiger didn’t like this invitation at all. He
-said he wanted to sleep a little longer; but Brother Bear sent in word
-that the night was made for sleeping, while the day was made for work
-and play. Now, it so happened that the honey which Brother Tiger had ate
-had put a spell on him, and when Brother Bear asked him out to wrestle
-he had to come. He pulled on his clothes with no good heart, for he was
-still very sore, and came limping out, trying to put a good face on the
-affair. Brother Bear laughed, and told Brother Tiger howdy, but Brother
-Tiger didn’t make much of a reply.
-
-“So Brother Bear says, says he, ‘I hope you are not begrudging your
-bargain, Brother Tiger, but you made it yourself, and at no invitation
-of mine. I had the seven pieces of honey-in-the-comb, and you had the
-bad taste in the mouth. I told you how it would be, but you would have
-the honey, and now you’ll have to stand to your bargain: you can’t help
-yourself now. I told you the plain truth about it, but you wouldn’t
-believe it. You’ll find out the truth before you get the taste of that
-honey out of your mouth.’
-
-“Then they made a few passes at each other; but Brother Bear finally
-grabbed Brother Tiger around his striped waist, squeezed the breath out
-of him, dashed him on the ground, cuffed his ears, and then stood there
-on his hind legs, waiting to see what Brother Tiger was going to do. But
-Brother Tiger didn’t want any more wrestling for that day. He went into
-the house and washed his face and hands, and sat down and licked his
-bruises the best he could.
-
-“But the next morning he had to come out and wrestle again, and this
-happened until he was so weak he could hardly walk. His hide was split,
-his ears were swollen, and every stripe on his long body was crossed by
-a scar. Wrestling was fine fun for Brother Bear, who was used to it, but
-it was no fun for Brother Tiger, who didn’t know how. Every time he
-wrestled he got new bruises, and his head swelled until he could hardly
-get in the door of his house without backing his ears.
-
-“Finally, one day he told Brother Bear candidly that he would rather
-give up his house and lot than to be tossed around and cuffed at that
-rate. Brother Bear said that he would rather wrestle and have a jolly
-time than to take Brother Tiger’s house; but Brother Tiger wouldn’t hear
-to that. He said he couldn’t stay in that part of the country and hear
-the talk of the neighbors. They would pester him mighty near to death on
-the week days, and fairly kill him out on Sunday, when they had nothing
-to do but sit around and gossip.
-
-“So Brother Tiger moved out, and Brother Bear moved in; and it has come
-to pass that Brother Tiger won’t stay in the same country with Brother
-Bear for fear that he will have to do some more wrestling.”
-
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-
-
-
- XIX.
-
- THE SHOEMAKER WHO MADE BUT ONE SHOE.
-
-
-“Now, I’ll tell you honestly,” said Little Mr. Thimblefinger, popping
-out from under Mr. Rabbit’s big armchair, “I don’t like such stories.
-They give me the all-overs. I expect maybe it’s because they are true.”
-
-“No doubt that’s the trouble with them,” remarked Mr. Rabbit in a tone
-unusually solemn. “You don’t think that at my time of life my tongue is
-nimble enough for me to sit here and make up stories to suit the hour
-and the company? By the bye,” he continued, turning around so as to
-catch Little Mr. Thimblefinger’s eye, “what stories were you talking
-about?”
-
-“Well, to tell you the truth, I was fast asleep, for the most part, but
-I distinctly remember something about Moons and Monkeys. When I heard
-that, I just went off to sleep in spite of myself.”
-
-“There’s no accounting for tastes,” said Mr. Rabbit. “There are some
-tales that put me to sleep, and I have no complaint to make when anybody
-begins to doze over them that I tell.”
-
-“Oh, you tell ’em well enough,” Little Mr. Thimblefinger declared. “If
-anything, you make them better than they ought to be. You lift your ears
-at the right place, and pat your foot when the time comes. I don’t know
-what more could be asked in telling a story.”
-
-“So far so good,” remarked Mrs. Meadows, who had thus far said nothing.
-“Suppose you whirl in and tell us the kind of tale that you really
-admire.”
-
-“That’s easier said than done,” replied Little Mr. Thimblefinger,
-fidgeting about a little. “You have to take the tales as they come.
-Sometimes one will pop into your head in spite of yourself. You remember
-it just because you didn’t like it when you first heard it.”
-
-“Tell us one, anyway, just to pass away the time,” said Sweetest Susan.
-
-“If I tell you one,” Little Mr. Thimblefinger replied, “I’ll not promise
-it will be one that I like. That would be promising too much. But the
-talk about the Moon, that I heard before I dozed off just now, reminded
-me of a tale I heard when I was a good deal smaller than I am now.
-
-“Once upon a time there was a man who had two sons. They were twins, but
-they were just as different from each other as they could possibly be.
-One was dark, and the other was light complected. One was slim, and the
-other was fat. One was good, and the other was what people call bad. He
-was lazy, and full of fun and mischief. They grew up that way until they
-were nineteen or twenty years old. The good boy would work hard every
-day, or pretend to work hard, and then he’d go back home and tell his
-mother and father that his brother hadn’t done a stroke of work. Of
-course, this made the old people feel very queer. The mother felt
-sorrowful, and the father felt angry. This went on, until finally, one
-day, the father became so angry that he concluded to take his bad son
-into some foreign country, and bind him out to some person who could
-make him work and cure him of his mischievousness. In those days people
-sometimes bound out their children to learn trades and good manners and
-things of that sort.”
-
-“I wish dey’d do it now,” exclaimed Drusilla. “Kaze den I wouldn’t
-hafter be playin’ nuss, an’ be gwine in all kind er quare places whar
-you dunner when ner whar you kin git out.”
-
-“Stuff!” cried Buster John. “Why don’t you be quiet and listen to the
-story?”
-
-“It go long too slow fer ter suit me,” said Drusilla in a grumbling
-tone.
-
-“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, turning to Buster John, “you’ve come
-mighty close to telling a part of the tale I had in my mind.”
-
-“I don’t see how,” replied Buster John with some surprise.
-
-“You said ‘stuff!’” responded Mr. Thimblefinger, “and that’s a part of
-my story. If you listen, you’ll soon find out. As I was saying, people
-in old times bound out their sons to some good man, who taught them a
-good trade or something of that kind. Well, this man that I was telling
-you about took his bad son off to a foreign country, and tried to find
-some one to bind him out to. They traveled many days and nights. They
-went over mountains and passed through valleys. They crossed plains, and
-they went through the wild woods.
-
-“Now, the man who was taking his son into a foreign country was getting
-old, and the farther they walked, the more tired he grew. At last, one
-day, when they were going through the big woods, he sat down to rest
-near a tall poplar-tree, and, turning to his son, said angrily:—
-
-“‘Stuff! you are not worth all this trouble. But for you I’d be at home
-now, enjoying myself and smoking my pipe.’
-
-“The son, who was used to these outbreaks, made no reply, but stretched
-himself out on the dead leaves that littered the ground. He had hardly
-done so when there was a tremendous noise in the woods, and then both
-father and son saw rushing toward them an old man with a long beard,
-followed by a small army of fierce-looking dwarfs armed with clubs and
-knives and pikes. They rushed up and surrounded the father and son.
-
-“‘Which of you called my name and abused me?’ cried the old man with the
-long beard.
-
-“‘Not I,’ said the bad son.
-
-“‘Not I,’ said the father. ‘I am sure I never saw you or heard of you
-before.’
-
-“This made the old man more furious than ever. He fairly trembled with
-rage. ‘Didn’t I hear one of you say, “Stuff! but for you I’d be at home
-now enjoying myself, and smoking my pipe?”’
-
-“‘I did say something like that,’ replied the father in great
-astonishment.
-
-“‘How dare you?’ cried the old man, beside himself with rage. ‘How did I
-ever harm you? Seize him!’ he said to his army of dwarfs. ‘Seize him,
-and bind him hard and fast! I’ll show him whether he can come into my
-kingdom and abuse me!’
-
-“The father was speechless with astonishment, and made no attempt to
-prevent the dwarfs from seizing and binding him. They had him tied hard
-and fast before he could say a word, even if he had had a word to say.
-But by this time the son had risen to his feet.
-
-“‘Wait!’ he cried, ‘let’s see what the trouble is! Who are you?’ he
-inquired, turning to the old man with the long beard.
-
-“‘My name is Stuff,’ he replied, ‘and I am king of this country which
-you are passing through. I’m not going to allow any one to abuse me in
-my own kingdom. You may go free, but mind you go straight back the way
-you came.’
-
-“The son thought the matter over a little while, and then turned on his
-heel and went back the way he had come, and, as he walked, he whistled
-all the lively tunes he could think of. For a time he was glad that his
-father was no longer with him to quarrel and complain; but finally he
-grew lonely, and then he began to think how his father had raised him up
-from a little child. The more he thought about this, the sorrier he was
-that he had given his father any trouble. He sat down on a log by the
-side of the road and thought it all over, and presently he began to cry.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- A QUEER-LOOKING LITTLE MAN CAME JOGGING ALONG THE ROAD
-]
-
-
-“While he was sitting there with his head between his hands, crying over
-the fate of his father, a queer-looking little man came jogging along
-the road. He had bushy hair and a beard that grew all over his face,
-except right around his eyes and lips and the tip-end of his nose. His
-beard was not long, but it was very thick, and it stood out around his
-face like the spokes in a buggy-wheel. He seemed to be in a big hurry,
-but when he saw the young man sitting on the log crying, he stopped, and
-stared at him.
-
-“‘Tut, tut!’ he cried. ‘What’s all this? Who has hurt your feelings?’
-
-“If the young man had not been so sorrowful, he would have been
-surprised to see the queer-looking little man standing by him. But, as
-it was, he didn’t seem to be surprised at all. He just looked at the
-stranger with red eyes.
-
-“‘My name is Mum,’ said the stranger, ‘and I’m the Man in the Moon. Tell
-me your troubles. Maybe I can help you. I’m in a great hurry, because
-the Moon must change day after to-morrow, and I must be there to lend a
-hand; but I’ll not allow my hurry to prevent me from hearing your
-troubles and helping you if I can.’
-
-“So then and there the young man told his story, and the Man in the Moon
-sighed heavily when he heard it.
-
-“‘I see how it is,’ he said. ‘You are young and thoughtless, and your
-father is old and crabbed. You never thought of what you owed him, and
-he never made any allowances for your youth. He’s in no danger. I know
-old Stuff well. I’ve watched him many a night when he thought nobody had
-an eye on him, and he’s a pretty tough and cunning customer. You must
-have help if you get your father out of trouble.’
-
-“‘What am I to do?’ asked the young man.
-
-“‘Well,’ replied the Man in the Moon, ‘in the first place you will have
-to go home. Say nothing about the trouble your father is in. Just tell
-your mother that he has lost the sole of his shoe, and has sent you for
-the awl that is in the big red cupboard, a piece of leather, a handful
-of pegs, and a piece of wax.’
-
-“‘What then?’ the young man inquired.
-
-“‘Bring them here,’ said the Man in the Moon. ‘By the time you get back,
-I will have another holiday. We’ll put our heads together and see what
-can be done.’
-
-“The young man made no delay. He was so anxious about his father that he
-started for home at once. It was a long journey, but he lost no time on
-the way. He was in rags and tatters when he reached home, but that made
-no difference to him. He took no time to eat, or to sleep, or to rest,
-but went to his mother at once, and told her that his father had lost
-the sole of his shoe, and had sent for the awl that lay in the big red
-cupboard, a strong piece of leather, a handful of shoe-pegs, and a cake
-of shoemaker’s wax.
-
-“His mother asked him a great many questions, as women will, but all the
-answer the son would make was that his father had lost the sole of his
-shoe, and had sent for the awl that lay in the big red cupboard, a
-strong piece of leather, a handful of shoe-pegs, and a cake of
-shoemaker’s wax. Of course, the mother was very much worried. She
-finally came to the conclusion that some great calamity had befallen her
-husband, and she went about crying and wringing her hands, and declaring
-that they were all ruined; that her husband was dead; and that more than
-likely he had been murdered by this bad, bad son of hers, who had no
-other story to tell except to ask for the awl that lay in the big red
-cupboard, a strong piece of leather, a handful of shoe-pegs, and a cake
-of shoemaker’s wax.
-
-“Now, the good son heard all this, but he said nothing. He just folded
-his hands and fetched a sigh or two, and seemed to be sorry for
-everything in general. But while the mother was going about wringing her
-hands and weeping, and the good son was heaving and fetching his sighs,
-the other son went to the big red cupboard. There on a shelf he saw the
-awl sticking in a cake of shoemaker’s wax. Near it was a strong piece of
-leather, and close by was a handful of shoe-pegs. He took these, changed
-his ragged coat, and started back on his journey.
-
-“Now, although the good son did nothing but sigh and look sorry, he had
-deep ideas of his own. The reason he was called the good son was because
-he was so cunning. He thought to himself that now would be a good time
-to do a fine stroke of business. He knew that his brother had something
-more on his mind than the awl, the leather, the pegs, and the
-shoemaker’s wax, and he wanted to find out about it. So he ran after his
-brother to ask him what the real trouble was. He caught up with him a
-little way beyond the limits of the village, but no satisfaction could
-he get. Then he began to abuse his brother and to accuse him of all
-sorts of things.
-
-“But the son, who was trying to get his father out of trouble, paid no
-attention to this. He went forward on his journey, turning his head
-neither to the right nor to the left. The good brother (as he was
-called) followed along after the best he could, being determined to see
-the end of the business. But somehow it happened that, on the second
-day, the brother who was going to meet the Man in the Moon was so tired
-and worn out that he was compelled to crawl under a haystack and go to
-sleep. In this way the good brother passed him on the road and went
-forward on his journey, never doubting that the other was just ahead of
-him. Finally, one day, the good brother grew tired and sat down on a log
-to rest. He sat there so long that the brother he thought he was
-following came up. He was very much surprised to see his nice and good
-brother sitting on a log and nodding in that country. So he woke him up
-and asked him what the trouble was.
-
-“‘Stuff!’ cried the other, ‘you know you have made way with our father!’
-
-“At once there was a roaring noise in the woods and a rustling sound in
-the underbrush, and out came an old man with a long beard, followed by
-an army of dwarfs.
-
-“‘How dare you abuse me in my own kingdom?’ he cried to the good
-brother. ‘How did I ever harm you?’
-
-“The brother, who had seen this game played before, tried to explain,
-but King Stuff would listen to no explanation. He commanded his armed
-dwarfs to seize and bind the good brother, and they soon carried him out
-of sight in spite of his cries.
-
-“Now, the young man who had gone home for the awl and the axe and the
-shoemaker’s wax was very much puzzled. He had more business on his hands
-than he knew what to do with. He saw that he must now rescue his brother
-as well as his father, and he didn’t know how to go about it. He had the
-awl and the axe and the shoemaker’s wax. He also had the shoe-pegs and
-leather that he found together. But what was he to do with them? He sat
-on the log and thought about it a long time.
-
-“While he was sitting there, and just as he was about to go forward on
-his journey, he heard some one coming briskly down the road singing. He
-heard enough of the song to be very much interested in it. It ran thus:—
-
- “‘With the awl and the axe
- And the shoemaker’s wax,
- And the pegs and the leather
- That were found close together
- Where the old man had fling’d ’em,
- We’ll bore through and roar through;
- We’ll cut down, we’ll put down,
- This king and his kingdom.’
-
-“Of course, it was the Man in the Moon who was coming along the road
-singing the song, and he seemed to be in high good humor. He caught
-sight of the solemn face of the young man and began to laugh.
-
-“‘There you are!’ cried Mum, the Man in the Moon, ‘and I’m glad to see
-you; but I’d feel a great deal better if you didn’t look so lonesome. I
-don’t know what to do about it. Your face is as long as a hind quarter
-of beef.’
-
-“‘I can’t help it,’ replied the young man. ‘I am in deeper trouble than
-ever. My brother has been carried off by the same people that captured
-my father.’
-
-“‘What of it?’ exclaimed the Man in the Moon. ‘If you knew as much about
-that brother of yours as I do, you’d go on about your business, and let
-him stay where he is.’
-
-“‘No,’ said the young man. ‘I couldn’t do that. I know he is my brother,
-and that is enough. And then there’s my father.’
-
-“The Man in the Moon looked at the young man a long time, and finally
-said:—
-
-“‘Since we are to have a sort of holiday together, maybe you won’t mind
-telling me your name.’
-
-“‘Why, of course not,’ replied the young man. ‘My name is Smat.’
-
-“The Man in the Moon scratched his head and then laughed. ‘It is a queer
-name,’ he said; ‘but I see no objection to it. I suppose it just
-happened so.’
-
-“‘Now, I can’t tell you anything about that,’ replied Smat. ‘I was too
-young when the name was given to take any part in the performance. They
-seized me, and named me at a time when I had to take any name that they
-chose to give me. They named me Smat, and that was the end of it so far
-as I was concerned. They never asked me how I liked it, but just slapped
-the name in my face, as you may say, and left it there.’
-
-“‘Well,’ said the Man in the Moon, ‘they’ll put another letter in the
-name when you get back home. Instead of calling you Smat, they’ll say
-you are Smart, and there’s some consolation in that.’
-
-“‘Not much as I can see,’ remarked Smat. ‘It’s all in your mouth, and
-what is in your mouth is pretty much all wind and water, if you try to
-spit it out. What I want now is to get my father and my brother out of
-the trouble that my mischief has plunged them in. Please help me. They
-ought to be at home right now. There’s the corn to grind, and the cows
-are waiting to be milked, and the grain is to be gathered. Times are
-pretty hard at our house when everybody is away.’
-
-“‘Very well,’ said the Man in the Moon. He had hanging by his side the
-horn of the new Moon, and on this he blew a loud blast. Immediately
-there was a roaring noise in the woods, and very soon there swarmed
-about them a company of little men, all bearing the tiniest and the
-prettiest lanterns that were ever seen. It was not night, but their
-lanterns were blazing, and as they marched around the Man in the Moon in
-regular order, it seemed as though the light of their lanterns had
-quenched that of the sun, so that Smat saw the woods in a different
-light altogether. He had not moved, but he seemed to be in another
-country entirely. The trees had changed, and the ground itself. He was
-no longer sitting on a log by the side of the big road, but was now
-standing on his feet in a strange country, as it seemed to him.
-
-“He had risen from his seat on the log when the little men with their
-lanterns began marching around, but otherwise he had not moved. And yet
-here he was in a country that was new to him. He rubbed his eyes in a
-dazed way, and when he opened them again, another change had taken
-place. Neither he nor the Man in the Moon had made any movement away
-from the big road and the log that was lying by the side of it, but now
-they were down in a wide valley, that stretched as far as the eye could
-see, between two high mountain ranges.
-
-“‘Now, then,’ said the Man in the Moon, ‘you must be set up in business.
-On the side of the mountain yonder is the palace of King Stuff, and
-somewhere not far away you will find your father and your brother, and
-perhaps some one else.’
-
-“He then called to the leaders of the little men with the lanterns, and
-gave each one a task to do. Their names were Drift and Sift, Glimmer and
-Gleam, and Shimmer and Sheen. These six leaders waved their lanterns
-about, called their followers about them, and at once began to build a
-house.”
-
-“And they so little, too,” remarked Mrs. Meadows sympathetically.
-
-“Why, it was no trouble in the world to them,” said Little Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “It didn’t seem as if they were building a house. Did you
-ever see a flower open? You look at it one minute, turn your head away
-and forget about it, and the next time you look, there it is open wide.
-That was the way with this house the little men built. It just seemed to
-grow out of the ground. As it grew, the little men climbed on it, waved
-their lanterns about, and the house continued to grow higher and higher,
-and larger and larger, until it was finished. Not a nail had been
-driven, not a board had been rived, not a plank had been planed, not a
-sill had been hewn, not a brick had been burned. And yet there was the
-house all new and fine, with a big chimney-stack in the middle.
-
-“‘Now,’ said the Man in the Moon, when everything was done, ‘here is
-your house, and you may move in with bag and baggage.’
-
-“‘That is quickly done,’ replied Smat. ‘What then?’
-
-“‘Why, you must set up as a shoemaker,’ said the Man in the Moon.
-
-“‘But I never made a shoe in my life,’ the young man declared.
-
-“‘So much the more reason why you should make ’em before you die,’ the
-Man in the Moon remarked. ‘The sooner you begin to make shoes, the
-sooner you’ll learn how.’
-
-“‘That’s so true,’ said Smat, ‘that I have no reply to make. ‘I’ll do as
-you say, if I can.’
-
-“‘That’s better,’ cried the Man in the Moon. ‘If you do that, you’ll
-have small trouble. If you don’t, I wouldn’t like to tell you what will
-happen. Now listen! There is in this kingdom a person (I’ll not say who)
-that goes about with only one shoe. When you see that person, no matter
-when or where,—no matter whether it’s man, woman, or child,—you must let
-it be known that you are ready to make a shoe.’
-
-“Then the Man in the Moon called to the leaders of his army of lantern
-bearers, and waved his hands. They, in turn, waved their tiny lanterns,
-and in a moment all were out of sight, and Smat was left alone. For some
-time afterwards he felt both lonely and uneasy, but this feeling passed
-away as soon as he went into his house. He was so astonished by what he
-saw in there that he forgot to feel uneasy. He saw that, although the
-house was newly built,—if it had been built,—it was in fact old enough
-inside to seem like home. Every room was finely furnished and carpeted,
-and in one part of the house, in a sort of shed-room, he found that a
-shoemaker’s shop had been fixed up. There he saw the awl and the axe,
-and the shoemaker’s wax, with the pegs and the leather that were found
-close together.
-
-“He thought to himself that all that was very nice, but he knew, too,
-that he was not much of a shoemaker, and this bothered him not a little.
-Anyhow, he made himself comfortable and waited to see what was going to
-happen.
-
-“One day a head officer of the kingdom chanced to pass that way. He saw
-the house and rubbed his eyes. He was so astonished that he went and
-told another officer, and this officer told another, and finally all the
-officers in the kingdom knew about it. Now, if you’ve ever noticed,
-those who hold government offices have less to do and more time to do it
-in than any other day laborers. So they went about and caucussed among
-themselves, and examined into the books, and found that no taxes had
-ever been gathered from the owner of such a house. There was great
-commotion among them. One of them, more meddlesome than the rest, took a
-big book under his arm and went to Smat’s house to make inquiries. The
-first question he asked was the last.
-
-“Says he, ‘How long have you been living in this precinct?’
-
-“Says Smat, ‘Ever since the house was built and a little while before.’
-
-“The officer looked at the house and saw that it was a very old one, and
-then he tucked his big book under his arm and went off home. At last the
-king—the same King Stuff whose name you’ve heard me mention—heard about
-the new house that was old, and of the shoemaker who didn’t know how to
-make shoes. So he concluded to look into the matter. He summoned his
-high and mighty men, and when they had gathered together they went into
-a back room of the palace and shut the door, and had a long talk
-together. All this took time; and while the king and his high and mighty
-men were confabbing together, other things were happening, as you shall
-presently see.
-
-“It seems that in that kingdom there was a beautiful girl who went
-wandering about the country. If she had any kinsfolk, nobody knew
-anything about it, and, indeed, nobody cared. She had lost one of her
-shoes, and she went about from place to place hunting for it. Some
-pitied her, and some laughed at her, which is the way of the world, as
-you’ll find out; but nobody tried to help her. Some said that one shoe
-was better than no shoe, and others said that a new shoe would do just
-as well as an old shoe.”
-
-“That’s where they made a big mistake,” said Mrs. Meadows. “I’ve tried
-it, and I ought to know. A new shoe is bound to hurt you a little at
-first, I don’t care how well it fits.”
-
-“Well, I’m only telling you what they said,” replied little Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “From all I can hear, new shoes hurt the ladies a great
-deal worse than they do the men. But that’s natural, for their toes and
-their heels are a good deal tenderer than those of the men folks.
-Anyhow, this beautiful girl had lost one of her shoes, and, rather than
-buy another one or a new pair, she went hunting it everywhere. One day
-she came by Smat’s house. He, sitting by one of the windows, and wishing
-that he could see his father and brother, paid no attention to the
-passers-by. But this beautiful girl saw him at the window and spoke to
-him.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- “HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING OF A STRAY SHOE?”
-]
-
-
-“‘Kind sir,’ she said, ‘have you seen anything of a stray shoe? I have
-lost one of mine, and I’m in great trouble about it.’
-
-“Smat looked at the girl, and she was so beautiful that he couldn’t help
-but blush. Seeing this, the girl began to blush. And so there they were,
-two young things a-blushing at one another, and wondering what was the
-matter.
-
-“‘I have seen no stray shoe,’ said Smat; ‘but if you’ll come in and show
-me the one you have on, I think I’ll know its fellow when I see it.’
-
-“The girl went into the house and sat on a chair, and showed Smat the
-shoe that she hadn’t lost. She had the smallest and the neatest foot he
-had ever seen.
-
-“‘I hope you are no kin to Cinderella,’ said Smat, ‘for then you
-couldn’t get a shoe to fit your other foot until some kind fairy made
-it.’
-
-“‘I never heard of Cinderella,’ the girl replied. ‘I only know that I
-have lost my shoe, and I’m afraid I’ll never get another just like it.’
-
-“Smat scratched his head, and then he thought about the awl and the axe
-and the shoemaker’s wax, and the pegs and the leather that were found
-close together. So he said to the beautiful girl:—
-
-“‘Just sit here a little while, and I’ll see if I can’t get you a shoe
-to fit your foot. But I must have the other shoe as a pattern to work
-by.’
-
-“At first the girl didn’t want to trust him with the shoe, but she saw
-that he was in earnest, and so she pulled off the only shoe she had and
-placed it in Smat’s hands. He saw at once that the leather he had was a
-match for that in the shoe, and he set to work with a light heart,—with
-a light heart, but his hand was heavy. And yet, somehow or other, he
-found that he knew all about making shoes, although he had never learned
-how. The leather fitted itself to the last, and everything went
-smoothly. But the beautiful girl, instead of feeling happy that she
-would soon have a mate to her shoe, began to grow sad. She sat in a
-corner with her head between her hands and her hair hanging down to her
-feet, and sighed every time Smat bored a hole in the leather with his
-awl or drove in a peg. Finally, when he handed her the shoe entirely
-finished, she looked at it, sighed, and let it fall from her hands.
-
-“‘Of course,’ said Smat, ‘I don’t feel bad over a little thing like
-that. But you don’t have to pay anything for the shoe, and you don’t
-have to wear it unless you want to.’
-
-“‘Oh, it is not that,’ cried the beautiful girl. ‘The shoe will do very
-well, but the moment I put it on, your troubles will begin.’
-
-“‘Well,’ replied Smat, ‘we must have troubles of some sort anyhow, and
-the sooner they begin, the sooner they’ll be ended. So put on your
-shoe.’
-
-“Now, it happened that just as the girl put on the shoe, which fitted
-her foot exactly, King Stuff and his councilors came driving up to the
-door. King Stuff was not a large man, but he was very fierce-looking. He
-called out from his carriage of state and asked what sort of a person
-lived in that house that he couldn’t come out and salute when the king
-and his councilors went riding by. Smat went to the door and bowed as
-politely as he could, and said that he would have been glad to bow and
-salute, if he had known his royal highness and their excellent
-excellencies intended to honor his poor house even so much as to pass by
-it. The king and his councilors looked at one another and shook their
-heads.
-
-“‘This man is none of us,’ said the oldest and wisest of the councilors.
-‘We must be careful.’
-
-“‘How long have you lived here?’ asked the king.
-
-“‘Longer than I wanted to,’ replied Smat. ‘My house is so far from the
-palace that I have not been able to call and pay my respects to your
-majesty.’
-
-“‘I see you are a maker of shoes,’ remarked the king, seeing the awl in
-Smat’s hand.
-
-“‘No, your majesty, not a maker of shoes, but simply a shoemaker. Thus
-far I have succeeded in making only one shoe.’
-
-“At this the king and his councilors began to shake and tremble. ‘What
-was the prophecy?’ cried the king to the oldest and wisest. ‘Repeat it!’
-
-“The oldest and the wisest closed his eyes, allowed his head to drop to
-one side, and said in solemn tones:—
-
- ‘Wherever you go, and whatever you do,
- Beware of the man that makes but one shoe;
- Beware of the man with the awl and the axe,
- With the pegs and the leather and the shoemaker’s wax.
- If you’re out of your palace when you meet this man,
- You’d better get back as fast as you can.’
-
-“Smat felt very much like laughing at the solemn way in which the oldest
-and wisest councilor repeated this prophecy, or whatever it might be
-called. ‘Your majesty needn’t be worried about that prophecy,’ said he.
-‘It’s the easiest thing in the world to break the force of it.’
-
-“‘How?’ asked the king.
-
-“‘Why, having made one shoe, I’ll go to work and make another,’ replied
-Smat.
-
-“The oldest and wisest of the councilors said that was a pretty good
-plan,—anyhow, it was worth trying. Smat promised to make another shoe,
-and have it ready in two days. But this was easier said than done. In
-the first place, he had used nearly all his leather in making a shoe for
-the beautiful girl. In the second place, the awl point wouldn’t stay in
-the handle. In the third place, the pegs split and broke every time he
-tried to drive them, and the shoemaker’s wax wouldn’t stick. Everything
-went wrong at first and grew worse at last, so that when the king sent
-his officers for the shoe it was no nearer done than it had been before
-Smat began.
-
-“The beautiful girl had not gone very far away, and she came every day
-to see how Smat prospered in making the second shoe. She was watching
-him when the king’s officers came for the shoe, and when she saw them
-she began to weep. But Smat looked as cheerful as ever, and even began
-to whistle when the officers knocked at the door.
-
-“‘We are in a fix,’ said he, ‘but we’ll get out of it. Lend me the shoe
-I made for you. I’ll send that to the king and then get it back again.’
-
-“The girl tried to take the shoe from her foot, but nothing would move
-it. ‘That is a sign,’ said Smat, ‘that it ought not to come off. I’ll
-just go to the king myself and tell him the facts in the case. That is
-the best way.’
-
-“So he gathered the awl and the axe and the shoemaker’s wax, and the
-scraps of leather, and bundled them together. Then he told the officers
-that he would go with them and carry the shoe himself, so as to be sure
-that it came safely into the king’s hands. They went toward the palace,
-and Smat noticed, as they went along, that it grew darker and darker as
-they came nearer to the palace. The officers seemed to notice it too. By
-the time they reached the palace, it was so dark that Smat had great
-trouble in keeping up with the officers.
-
-“There was great commotion in the palace. Nobody had ever seen it so
-dark before except just at the stroke of midnight, when the shadows grow
-thick and heavy and run together and over everything.
-
-“Now, old King Stuff was a sort of magician himself (as, indeed, he had
-to be in those times, in order to manage a kingdom properly), and as
-soon as he saw the great darkness coming on at the wrong time of day, he
-thought at once of the prophecy in regard to the man who made but one
-shoe. So he hustled and bustled around the palace, calling for the
-officers he had sent after the shoe. But nobody had seen them return
-before the dark began to fall, and after that it was impossible to see
-them.
-
-“In the midst of it all, the officers, followed by Smat, stumbled into
-the palace and went groping about from room to room hunting for old King
-Stuff and his ministers. At last, they heard him grumbling and growling,
-and felt their way toward him.
-
-“‘The shoe! the shoe!’ cried King Stuff, when the officers had made
-themselves known.
-
-“‘I have something that will answer just as well,’ said Smat.
-
-“‘The shoe! give me the shoe!’ cried the king.
-
-“‘Take this, your majesty,’ said Smat, handing him the bundle.
-
-“No sooner had the king’s hands touched the bundle than there was a
-rumbling noise in the air, the building began to shake and totter and
-crumble away. In the midst of it all some one cried out in a loud
-voice:—
-
- ‘Wherever you go, and whatever you do,
- Beware of the man that makes but one shoe!’
-
-“In the twinkling of an eye, King Stuff and his army and his palace had
-disappeared from sight. At the same time the darkness had cleared away,
-and Smat saw his father and his brother standing near, dazed and
-frightened, and not far away was the beautiful girl. The father and the
-brother were very much astonished when they found that Smat had been the
-means of their rescue. They talked about it until night fell, and then
-the Man in the Moon, with his tiny lantern-bearers, came and escorted
-them to their own country.
-
-“Now it happened that the beautiful girl was a princess, the daughter of
-the king. It fell to the lot of Smat to take the princess home. Not long
-after that the king gave a great festival, to celebrate the return of
-his daughter. Smat’s father and brother got close enough to the palace
-to see him standing in a large room, where there was a large crowd of
-people and music and flowers. They saw, too, that he was holding the
-princess by the hand.
-
-“And so,” said little Mr. Thimblefinger, wiping the perspiration from
-his forehead, “the story ended.”
-
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-
-
-
-
- XX.
-
- THE WOOG AND THE WEEZE.
-
-
-“Phew!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, when he was sure that little Mr.
-Thimblefinger had finished. “That beats anything I ever heard.”
-
-“I’m glad you like it,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.
-
-“Oh, hold on there!” protested Mr. Rabbit, “you are going too fast. I
-never said I liked it. I said it beat any story I ever heard, and so it
-does,—for length. I didn’t know that such a little chap could be so
-long-winded. It was such a long story that I’ve forgotten what the moral
-ought to be.”
-
-“Why, I thought you said you didn’t believe much in stories that had
-morals tacked to them,” remarked Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“No doubt I did,” replied Mr. Rabbit,—“No doubt I did. But this story
-was long enough to have a dozen morals cropping out in different places,
-like dog fennel in a cow pasture.”
-
-“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “there was a moral or two in the story,
-but I didn’t call attention to them in the telling, and I’ll not dwell
-on them now.”
-
-“I thought it was a tolerably fair story,” said Buster John, yet with a
-tone of doubt.
-
-“Oh, I thought it was splendid all the way through,” said Sweetest
-Susan.
-
-“There are some stories that are hard to tell,” suggested Mrs. Meadows.
-“They go in such a rambledy-wambledy way that it’s not easy to keep the
-track of them. I remember I once heard Chickamy Crany Crow trying to
-repeat a story that she heard the Looking-glass Children tell. I never
-found head nor tail to it, but I sat and listened almost without
-shutting my eyes.”
-
-“What was the story?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-
-In reply, Mrs. Meadows said she would call Chickamy Crany Crow, and ask
-her to tell it. As usual, Chickamy Crany Crow was off at play with
-Tickle-My-Toes. They both came when Mrs. Meadows called them, and
-Chickamy Crany Crow, after some persuasion, began to tell the story.
-
-“One day,” she said, brushing her hair behind her ears with her fingers,
-“I wanted to see the Looking-glass Children. Tickle-My-Toes was off
-playing by himself, and I was lonesome; so I went to the Looking-glass,
-whirled it around in its frame, and waited for the children to come out.
-But they didn’t come. I called them, but they made no answer. I went
-close to the Glass, and looked in. At first, I couldn’t see anything;
-but after a while I saw, away off in the Glass, one of the children,—the
-one they all say looks like me. I called her; but she was so far off in
-the Glass that she couldn’t hear me, and, as she had her face turned the
-other way, she couldn’t see me.
-
-“After so long a time, she came up to the frame of the Glass, and then
-stepped out and sat down on the ground. I saw she had been crying.
-
-“Says I, ‘Honey, what in the world is the matter?’ I always call her
-Honey when we are by ourselves.
-
-“Says she, ‘There’s enough the matter. I’m e’en about scared to death,
-and I expect that all the other children in this Looking-glass are
-either captured, or killed, or scared to death.’
-
-“Says I, ‘Why didn’t you holler for help?’
-
-“Says she, ‘What good would that have done? You all could help us very
-well on dry land, out here, but how could you have helped us in the
-Looking-glass, when you can’t even get in at the door? I’ve seen you try
-to follow us, but you’ve always failed. You stop at the Glass, and you
-can’t get any farther.’
-
-“Says I, ‘You are right about that; but if we outside folks can’t get in
-the Glass to play with you and keep you company, how can anybody or
-anything get in there to scare you and hurt you?’
-
-“Says she, ‘The thing that scared us has been in there all the time. It
-was born in there, I reckon, but I’ve never seen it before; and I tell
-you right now I never want to see it again.’
-
-“Says I, ‘What sort of a thing is it?’
-
-“Says she in a whisper, ‘_It’s the Woog!_‘
-
-“‘The what?’ says I.
-
-“‘_The Woog!_‘ says she.
-
-“Says I, ‘It’s new to me. I never heard of it before.’
-
-“Says she, ‘To hear of it is as close as you want to get to it.’
-
-“Why, I heard of the Woog in my younger days,” remarked Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “I thought the thing had gone out of fashion.”
-
-“Don’t you believe a word of it,” said Chickamy Crany Crow. “It’s just
-as much in fashion now as ever it was, especially at certain seasons of
-the year. The little girl in the Looking-glass—I say little girl, though
-she’s about my size and shape—told me all about it; and as she lives in
-the same country with the Woog, she ought to know.”
-
-“What did she say about it?” asked Buster John, who had a vague idea
-that he might some day be able to organize an expedition to go in search
-of the Woog.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- A HORRIBLE MONSTER GLARED AT THEM
-]
-
-
-“Well,” replied Chickamy Crany Crow, “she said this,—she said that she
-and the other children were sitting under the shade of a bazzle-bush in
-the Looking-glass, telling fairy stories. It had come her turn to tell a
-story, and she was trying to remember the one about the little girl who
-had a silk dress made out of a muscadine skin, when all of a sudden
-there was a roaring noise in the bushes near by. While they were shaking
-with fright, a most horrible monster came rushing out, and glared at
-them, growling all the while. It wore great green goggles. Its hair
-stood out from its head on all sides, except in the bald place on top,
-and its ears stuck out as big as the wings of a buzzard.
-
-“‘Do you know who I am?’ it growled. ‘No, you don’t; but I’ll show you.
-I am the Woog. Do you hear that? The Woog! Don’t forget that. What did I
-hear you talking about just now? You were talking about fairies. Don’t
-say you weren’t, for I heard you.’
-
-“‘Well,’ says one of the Looking-glass Children, ‘what harm is there in
-that?’
-
-“‘Harm!’ screamed the Woog. ‘Do you want to defy me? I have caught and
-killed and crushed and smoked out all the fairies that ever lived on the
-earth, except a few that have hid themselves in this Looking-glass
-country. What harm, indeed!—a pretty question to ask me, when I’ve spent
-years and years trying to run down and smother out the whole fairy
-tribe.’
-
-“The Looking-glass Children,” Chickamy Crany Crow continued, “told the
-Woog that they didn’t know there was any harm in the fairies themselves,
-or in talking about them. The Woog paid no attention to their apologies.
-He just stood and glared at them through his green goggles, gnashing his
-teeth and clenching his hands.
-
-“Says the monster after awhile, ‘How dare any of you wish that you could
-see a fairy, or that you had a fairy godmother? What shall I do with
-you? I crushed a whole population of fairies between the lids of this
-book’ (he held up a big book, opened it, and clapped it together again
-so hard that it sounded like some one had fired off a gun), ‘and I’ve a
-great mind to smash every one of you good-for-nothing children the same
-way.’
-
-“You may be sure that by this time the poor little Looking-glass
-Children were very much frightened, especially when they saw that the
-Woog was fixing to make an attack on them. He dropped his big book, and
-when the children saw him do this they broke and run: some went one way
-and some another. The last they saw of him, he was rushing through the
-bushes like a blind horse, threshing his arms about, and doing more
-damage to himself than to anybody else. But the children had a terrible
-scare, and if he hasn’t made way with some of them it’s not because he
-is too good to do it.”
-
-“The poor dears!” exclaimed Mrs. Meadows sympathetically.
-
-“Dat ar creetur can’t come out’n dat Lookin’-glass like de yuthers, kin
-he?” inquired Drusilla, moving about uneasily: “kaze ef he kin, I’m
-gwine ’way fum here. I dun seed so many quare doin’s an’ gwine’s on dat
-I’ll jump an’ holler ef anybody pints der finger at me.”
-
-“Well, Tar-Baby,” replied Mr. Rabbit with some dignity, “he hasn’t never
-come out yet. That’s all that can be said in that line. He may come out,
-but if he does you’ll be in no danger at all. The Woog would never
-mistake you for a fairy, no matter whether he had his green goggles on
-or whether he had them off.”
-
-“No matter ’bout dat,” remarked Drusilla. “I mayn’t look like no fairy,
-but I don’t want no Woog fer ter be cuttin’ up no capers ’roun’ me. I
-tell you dat, an’ I don’t charge nothin’ fer tellin’ it. Black folks
-don’t stan’ much chance wid dem what knows ’em, let ’lone dem ar Woog
-an’ things what don’t know ’em. Ef you all hear ’im comin’, des give de
-word, and I boun’ you’ll say ter yo’se’f dat Drusilla got wings. Now you
-min’ dat.”
-
-“What does the Woog want to kill the fairies for?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-“He must be very mean and cruel.”
-
-“He’s all of that, and more,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “The fairies please
-the children, and give them something beautiful to think about in the
-day and to dream about at night, and the Woog doesn’t like that. He
-hates the fairies because it pleases the children to hear about them,
-and he hates the children because they like to hear about the fairies.”
-
-“Well, I never want to see him until I am big enough to tote a gun,”
-said Buster John. “After that, I don’t care how soon I meet him.”
-
-“Now,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, turning to Mrs. Meadows with a solemn air,
-“didn’t you say that all this about the Woog was a tale, or something of
-that sort.”
-
-“I believe I did,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “What about it?”
-
-“Just this,” said Mr. Rabbit,—“a tale’s a tale, and it never stops until
-all is told.”
-
-“If that’s the case, I’ve heard some here that overshot the mark,”
-remarked Mrs. Meadows.
-
-“No doubt, no doubt,” responded Mr. Rabbit. “But what became of the
-Woog?”
-
-“I know! I know!” cried Tickle-My-Toes, who had been listening to all
-that was said about the Woog.
-
-“Very well; let’s hear about it,” suggested Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“’Taint much,” said Tickle-My-Toes modestly. “The chap in the
-Looking-glass that looks like me, he was the one that fell into the
-hands or the claws of the Woog. He could have got away with the rest,
-but a piece of straw was caught between his toes, and it tickled him so
-that he laughed until he couldn’t run. He just fell on the ground and
-rolled over and over, laughing all the time. In this way the Woog caught
-up with him and grabbed him, and carried him away off in the woods in
-the Looking-glass country. They were away off in that part of the
-country where there was no green grass on the ground. There were no
-green leaves on the trees, no flowers blooming, and no birds singing.
-
-“The Woog carried the little chap that looks like me to that dark place,
-and nearly scared him to death.
-
-“‘You pretend to be something or somebody, do you?—you, a shadow in a
-glass,’ growled the Woog.
-
-“‘I’m what I am,’ said the little chap.
-
-“‘You are not,’ cried the Woog. ‘You are nothing. Why do you pretend to
-be somebody or something?’
-
-“The little chap didn’t say anything in reply, because there was nothing
-to say. There’s no use in disputing when you can’t help yourself. So the
-Woog took him and tied him to a dead tree, leaving his big book lying
-near. There is no telling what would have happened to the little chap;
-but just as soon as the Woog got out of sight, a strong, tall man, with
-gray hair combed straight back over his head, suddenly made his
-appearance, and untied the cords, and set the little chap free.
-
-“‘Don’t be frightened,’ said the tall man; ‘I am the Weeze. I have been
-hunting the Woog for many a long day, and now I think I’ll put an end to
-him.’
-
-“Presently the Woog came back growling and grumbling. When he looked up
-and saw the Weeze, it was too late for him to escape. But he turned and
-tried to run. Just then the Weeze seized the big book and threw it at
-the Woog. As it hit him, there was a big explosion, and the Woog and his
-big book both disappeared.
-
-“The little chap that looks like me,” said Tickle-My-Toes, “was telling
-me about it to-day; and he said that it wasn’t long after the explosion
-before the flowers began to bloom in that place, and the birds to sing,
-and the leaves began to grow on the trees. And after awhile the fairies
-began to peep out from their hiding-places; and when the little chap
-came away he could see them playing Ring-Around-Rosy on the green grass.
-
-“It was mighty funny, wasn’t it?” asked Tickle-My-Toes, in conclusion.
-
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-
- XXI.
-
- UNCLE RAIN AND BROTHER DROUTH.
-
-
-“Now I’m not so mighty certain that that is a real tale after all,” said
-Mr. Rabbit, “although it took two to tell it. There’s something the
-matter with it somewhere. The running-gear is out of order. I’m not
-complaining, because what might suit me might not suit other people.
-It’s all a matter of taste, as Mrs. Meadows’s grandmother said when she
-wiped her mouth with her apron and kissed the cow.”
-
-“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “there’s no telling what happens in
-a Looking-glass when nobody is watching. I’ve often wanted to know. The
-little that I’ve heard about the Woog and the Weeze will do me until I
-can hear more.”
-
-“I remember a story that I thought was a very good one when I first
-heard it,” said Mrs. Meadows. “But sometimes a great deal more depends
-on the time, place, and company than on the stories that are told. I’m
-such a poor hand at telling tales that I’m almost afraid to tell any
-that I know. I’ve heard a great many in my day and time, but the trouble
-is to pick out them that don’t depend on a wink of the eye and a wave of
-the hand.”
-
-“Give us a taste of it, anyhow,” suggested Mr. Rabbit. “I’ll do the
-winking, the Tar-Baby can do the blinking, and Mr. Thimblefinger can
-wave his hands.”
-
-“Well,” said Mrs. Meadows, “once upon a time there lived in a country
-not very far from here a man who had a wife and two children,—a boy and
-a girl. This was not a large family, but the man was very poor, and he
-found it a hard matter to get along. He was a farmer, and farming, no
-matter what they say, depends almost entirely on the weather. Now, this
-farmer never could get the weather he wanted. One year the Rain would
-come and drown out his crops, and the next year the Drouth would come
-and burn them up.
-
-“Matters went from bad to worse, and the farmer and his wife talked of
-nothing else but the Rain and the Drouth. One year they said they would
-have made a living but for the Drouth, and the next they said they would
-have been very well off but for the Rain. So it went on from year to
-year until the two children,—the boy and the girl,—grew up large enough
-to understand what their father and mother were talking about. One year
-they’d hear they could have no Sunday clothes and shoes because of the
-Drouth. The next year they’d hear they could have no shoes and Sunday
-clothes because of the Rain.
-
-“All this set them to thinking. The boy was about ten years old and the
-girl was about nine. One day at their play they began to talk as they
-had heard their father and mother talk. It was early in the spring, and
-their father was even then ploughing and preparing his fields for
-planting another crop.
-
-“‘We will have warm shoes and good clothes next winter if the Rain
-doesn’t come and stay too long,’ said the boy.
-
-“‘Yes,’ replied the girl, ‘and we’ll have good clothes and warm shoes if
-the Drouth doesn’t come and stay too long.’
-
-“‘I wonder why they’ve got such a spite against us,’ remarked the boy.
-
-“‘I’m sure I don’t know,’ replied the girl. ‘If we go and see them, and
-tell them who we are, and beg them not to make us so cold and hungry
-when the ice grows in the ponds and on the trees, maybe they’ll take
-pity on us.’
-
-“This plan pleased the boy, and the two children continued to talk it
-over, until finally they agreed to go in search of the Rain and the
-Drouth. ‘Do you,’ said the boy, ‘go in search of Brother Drouth, and I
-will go in search of Uncle Rain. When we have found them, we must ask
-them to visit our father’s house and farm, and see the trouble and ruin
-they have caused.’
-
-“To this the girl agreed; and early the next morning, after eating a
-piece of corn bread, which was all they had for breakfast, they started
-on their journey, the boy going to the east and the girl to the south.
-The boy traveled a long way, and for many days. Sometimes he thought he
-would never come to the end of his journey; but finally he came to
-Cousin Mist’s house, and there he inquired his way.
-
-“‘What do you want with Uncle Rain?’ asked Cousin Mist. ‘He is holding
-court now, and he is very busy. Besides, you are not dressed properly.
-When people go to court, they have to wear a certain kind of dress. In
-your case, you ought to have a big umbrella and an oilcloth overcoat.’
-
-“‘Well,’ replied the boy, ‘I haven’t got ’em, and that’s the end of that
-part of it. If you’ll show me the way to Uncle Rain’s house, I’ll go on
-and be much obliged to boot.’
-
-“Cousin Mist looked at the boy and laughed. ‘You are a bold lad,’ he
-said, ‘and since you are so bold, I’ll lend you an umbrella and an
-oilcloth overcoat, and go a part of the way with you.’
-
-“So the boy put on the overcoat and hoisted the umbrella, and trudged
-along the muddy road toward the house of Uncle Rain. When they came in
-sight of it, Cousin Mist pointed it out, told the boy good-by, and then
-went drizzling back home. The boy went forward boldly, and knocked at
-the door of Uncle Rain’s house.
-
-“‘Who is there?’ inquired Uncle Rain in a hoarse and wheezy voice. He
-seemed to have the asthma, the choking quinsy, and the croup, all at the
-same time.
-
-“‘It’s only me,’ said the boy. ‘Please, Uncle Rain, open the door.’
-
-“With that, Uncle Rain opened the door and invited the little fellow in.
-He did more than that: he went to the closet and got out a dry spot, and
-told the boy to make himself as comfortable as he could.”
-
-“Got out a—what?” asked Buster John, trying hard to keep from laughing.
-
-“A dry spot,” replied Mrs. Meadows solemnly. “Uncle Rain went to the
-closet and got out a dry spot. Of course,” she continued, “Uncle Rain
-had to keep a supply of dry spots on hand, so as to make his visitors
-comfortable. It’s a great thing to be polite. Well, the boy sat on the
-dry spot, and, after some remarks about the weather, Uncle Rain asked
-him why he had come so far over the rough roads. Then the boy told Uncle
-Rain the whole story about how poor his father was, and how he had been
-made poorer year after year, first by Brother Drouth and then by Uncle
-Rain. And then he told how he and his little sister had to go without
-shoes and wear thin clothes in cold weather, all because the crops were
-ruined year after year, either by Brother Drouth or Uncle Rain.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- THE BOY TOLD UNCLE RAIN THE WHOLE STORY
-]
-
-
-“He told his story so simply and with so much feeling that Uncle Rain
-was compelled to wipe his eyes on a corner of the fog that hung on the
-towel rack behind the door. He asked the boy a great many questions
-about his father and his mother.
-
-“‘I reckon,’ said Uncle Rain finally, ‘that I have done all of you a
-great deal of damage without knowing it, but I think I can pay it back.
-Bring the dry spot with you, and come with me.’ He went into the
-barnyard, and the boy followed. They went into the barn, and there the
-boy saw, tied by a silver cord, a little black sheep. It was very small,
-but seemed to be full grown, because it had long horns that curled round
-and round on the sides of its head. And, although the horns were long
-and hard, the little sheep was very friendly. It rubbed its head softly
-against the boy’s hand, and seemed to be fond of him at first sight.
-
-“Uncle Rain untied the silver cord, and placed the loose end in the
-boy’s hand. ‘Here is a sheep,’ he said, ‘that is worth more than all the
-flocks in the world. When you want gold, all you have to do is to press
-the golden spring under the left horn. The horn will then come off, and
-you will find it full of gold. When you want silver, press the silver
-spring under the right horn. The horn will come off, and you will find
-it full of silver. When the horns have been emptied, place them back
-where they belong. This may be done once, twice, or fifty times a day.’
-
-“The boy didn’t know how to thank Uncle Rain enough for this wonderful
-gift. He was so anxious to get home that he would have started off at
-once.
-
-“‘Wait a minute,’ said Uncle Rain. ‘You may tell your father about this,
-but he must tell no one else. The moment the secret of the sheep is told
-outside your family, it will no longer be valuable to you.’
-
-“The boy thanked Uncle Rain again, and started home, leading his
-wonderful sheep, which trotted along after him, as if it were glad to go
-along. The boy went home much faster than he had gone away, and it was
-not long before he reached there.”
-
-“But what became of the little girl?” asked Sweetest Susan, as Mrs.
-Meadows paused a moment.
-
-“I am coming to her now,” said Mrs. Meadows. “The girl, according to the
-bargain that had been made between her and her brother, was to visit
-Brother Drouth, and lay her complaints before him. So she started on her
-way. As she went along, the roads began to get drier and drier, and the
-grass on the ground and the leaves on the trees began to look as if they
-had been sprinkled with yellow powder. By these signs, the girl knew
-that she was not far from the house of Cousin Dust, and presently she
-saw it in the distance. She went to the door, which was open, and
-inquired the way to Brother Drouth’s. Cousin Dust was much surprised to
-see a little girl at his door; but, after a long fit of coughing, he
-recovered himself, and told her that she was now in Brother Drouth’s
-country.
-
-“‘If you’ll show me the way,’ said the girl, ‘I’ll be more than obliged
-to you.’
-
-“‘I’ll go a part of the way with you,’ said Cousin Dust, ‘and lend you a
-fan besides.’
-
-“So they went along until they came in sight of Brother Drouth’s house,
-and then Cousin Dust went eddying back home in the shape of a small
-whirlwind. The girl went to Brother Drouth’s door and knocked. Brother
-Drouth came at once and opened the door, and invited her in.
-
-“‘I’ll not deny that I’m surprised,’ said he, ‘for I never expected to
-find a little girl knocking at my door at this time of day. But you are
-welcome. I’m glad to see you. You must have come a long journey, for you
-look hot.’
-
-“With that he went to the cupboard and got her a cool place to sit on,
-and this she found very comfortable. But still Brother Drouth wasn’t
-satisfied. As his visitor was a little girl, he wanted to be extra
-polite, and so he went to his private closet and brought her a fresh
-breeze with a handle to it; and, as the cool place had a cushioned back
-and the fresh breeze a handle that the girl could manage, she felt
-better in Brother Drouth’s house than she had at any time during her
-long journey. She sat there on the cool place and fanned with the fresh
-breeze, and Brother Drouth sat in his big armchair and smiled at her.
-The little girl noticed this after awhile, and so she said:—
-
-“‘Oh, you can laugh, but it’s no laughing matter. If you could see the
-trouble you’ve caused at our house, you’d laugh on the other side of
-your mouth.’
-
-“When he heard this, Brother Drouth at once became very serious, and
-apologized. He said he wasn’t laughing, but just smiling because he
-thought she was enjoying herself.
-
-“‘I may be enjoying myself now,’ said the little girl, ‘and I’m much
-obliged to you; but if I was at home, I shouldn’t be enjoying myself.’
-
-“Then she went on to tell Brother Drouth how her father’s crops had been
-ruined year after year, either by Uncle Rain or by Brother Drouth, and
-how the family got poorer and poorer all the time on that account, so
-that the little children couldn’t have warm shoes and thick clothes in
-cold weather, but had to go barefooted and wear rags. Brother Drouth
-listened with all his ears; and when the little girl had told her story,
-he shook his head, and said that he was to blame as well as Uncle Rain.
-He explained that, for many years, there had been a trial of strength
-going on between him and Uncle Rain, and they had become so much
-interested in overcoming each other that they had paid no attention to
-poor people’s crops. He said he was very sorry that he had taken part in
-any such affair. Then he told the little girl that he thought he could
-pay her back for a part of the damage he had done, and that he would be
-more than glad to do so.
-
-“Says he, ‘Bring your cool place and your fresh breeze with you, and
-come with me.’
-
-“She followed Brother Drouth out into the barnyard, and into the barn;
-and there, tied by a golden cord, she saw a snow-white goat.
-
-“‘This goat,’ said Brother Drouth, ‘is worth more than all the goats in
-the world, tame or wild.’ With that he untied the golden cord, and
-placed the loose end in the girl’s hand. The goat was small, but seemed
-to be old; for its horns, which were of the color of ivory, curved
-upward and over its back. They were so long that, by turning its head a
-bit, the snow-white goat could scratch itself on its ham. And though it
-seemed to be old, it was very gentle; for it rubbed its nose and face
-against the little girl’s frock, and appeared to be very glad to see
-her.
-
-“‘Now then,’ said Brother Drouth, ‘this goat is yours. Take it, and take
-care of it. On the under side of each horn, you will find a small
-spring. Touch it, and the horn will come off; and each horn, no matter
-how many times you touch the spring, you will always find full of gold
-and silver. But this is not all. At each change of the moon, you will
-find the right horn full of diamonds, and the left horn full of pearls.
-Now listen to me. You may tell your father about this treasure; but as
-soon as the secret is told out of the family, your goat will be worth no
-more to you than any other goat.’
-
-“The little girl thanked Brother Drouth until he would allow her to
-thank him no more. She would have left the cool place and the fresh
-breeze, but Brother Drouth said she was welcome to both of them. ‘When
-the weather is cold,’ said he, ‘you can put them away; but when it is
-warm, you will find that the cool place and the fresh breeze will come
-in right handy.’
-
-“Thanking Brother Drouth again and again, the girl started on her
-journey home, leading her wonderful goat, and carrying with her the cool
-place and the fresh breeze. In this way, she made the long journey with
-ease and comfort, and came to her father’s house without any trouble.
-She reached the gate, too, just as her brother did. They were very glad
-to see each other, and the sheep and the goat appeared to be old
-friends; for they rubbed their noses together in friendly fashion.
-
-“‘I’ll make our father and mother rich,’ said the boy proudly.
-
-“‘And I’ll make them richer,’ said the girl still more proudly.
-
-“So they took their wonderful goat and sheep into the stable, gave them
-some hay to eat, and then went into the house.”
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- XXII.
-
- THE SNOW-WHITE GOAT AND THE COAL-BLACK SHEEP.
-
-
-“Please don’t say that is the end of the story,” said Sweetest Susan, as
-Mrs. Meadows made a longer pause than usual.
-
-“Well, it ought to be the end,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “The two children
-had come home with treasure and riches enough to suit anybody. That
-ought to be the end of the story. You ought to be able to say that they
-all lived happily together forever after. That’s the way they put it
-down in the books; but this is not a book story, and so we’ll have to
-stick to the facts.
-
-“Now, then, when the boy and the girl returned home, one with the
-wonderful sheep and the other with the wonderful goat, they found their
-father and mother in a great state of mind. The whole country round
-about had been searched for the children. The mother was sure they had
-been stolen and carried off. The father, who had his own miseries always
-in mind, was sure that they had grown tired of the poverty that
-surrounded them, and had run away to see if they couldn’t do better
-among strangers.
-
-“So, when the children had returned home, as happy as larks, their
-mother fell to weeping, and cried out: ‘I am so glad you have escaped,
-my pretty dears.’ The father grinned and said: ‘Why do you come back? Is
-it because the fare elsewhere is no better than it is here?’
-
-“Now, of course, the children didn’t know what to make of all this. They
-stood with their fingers in their mouths, and wondered what the trouble
-was. Then they were compelled to answer a shower of questions; and by
-the time the inquiries had come to an end, they were not feeling very
-comfortable at all. Finally the boy said:—
-
-“‘My sister and myself were tired of wearing ragged clothes and having
-little to eat, and so we concluded to seek our fortunes. We knew that
-Uncle Rain and Brother Drouth had caused all the trouble, and so we
-thought the best way to do would be to hunt them up and tell them the
-trouble they were causing to one poor family. I went to see Uncle Rain,
-and my sister went to see Brother Drouth. We found them at home, and
-both were in good humor. Uncle Rain gave me a coal-black sheep, and
-Brother Drouth gave my sister a snow-white goat, and told us that with
-these we could make our fortunes.’
-
-“‘A likely story—a very likely story indeed!’ exclaimed the father. ‘If
-you have brought the sheep and the goat home, you would do well to take
-them back where you got them, else we shall all be put in jail for
-stealing and for harboring stolen property.’
-
-“‘Now don’t talk that way to your own children,’ said the tender-hearted
-mother. ‘For my part, I believe every word they say;’ then she kissed
-them, and hugged them, and cried over them a little, while the father
-sat by, looking sour and glum. The children, when they placed the goat
-and the sheep in the stable, had each taken a handful of gold and silver
-coins from the horns of the wonderful animals. So now the boy went
-forward and placed upon the table near his father a handful of gold and
-silver. The girl did the same.
-
-“The father heard the rattle and jingle of coin, and, looking around,
-saw there at his elbow more money than he had ever seen before in all
-his life. He was both astonished and alarmed.
-
-“‘Worse and worse!’ he cried, throwing up his hands. ‘Worse and worse!
-We are ruined! Tell me where you got that treasure, that I may take it
-back to its owner. Make haste! If there’s any delay about it, we shall
-all be thrown into prison.’
-
-“‘Come with us,’ said the boy, ‘and we will show you where we found the
-treasure.’
-
-“So they went out of the house and into the stable, and there the
-children showed their father where the treasure came from.
-
-“‘Wonderful! most wonderful!’ exclaimed the father. ‘Wonderful! most
-wonderful!’ cried the mother. Then they hugged and kissed their children
-again and again, and all were very happy. It made no difference now
-whether crops were good or bad.”
-
-“The man was mighty honest,” remarked Mr. Rabbit.
-
-“Yes,” said Mrs. Meadows. “But a man can be honest and thick-headed at
-the same time, and that was the way with this man. He was too honest to
-keep other people’s money, and too thick-headed to know how to keep his
-own.”
-
-“Excuse me!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, with a bow that made his ears flop;
-“excuse me! I thought the story had come to an end. You said they were
-all very happy; so I says to myself, ‘Now is the time to make a slight
-remark.’”
-
-“No; the end of the story is yet to come,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “But if
-these children are getting tired, I’m ready to quit. Goodness knows, I
-don’t want to worry them, and I don’t want to make them think that I
-want to do all the talking.”
-
-“Please go on,” said Sweetest Susan.
-
-“Well, when the father found where the money and treasure came from, he
-was willing to believe that his children had visited Uncle Rain and
-Brother Drouth; for he knew perfectly well that the wonderful black
-sheep and the wonderful snow-white goat were not bred on any farm in
-that country. So his mind was easy; and, as I said, the father, the
-mother, and the two children were all happy together.
-
-“The mother and the children were so happy that they stayed at home and
-enjoyed one another’s company, and the father was so happy that it made
-him restless in the mind. He got in the habit of going to the tavern
-every day, and sometimes more than once a day; and he got to drinking
-more ale and wine than was good for him. And on these occasions his legs
-would wobble under him, as if one leg wanted to go home, and the other
-wanted to go back to the tavern.
-
-“Sometimes, at the tavern, he would get to gaming; and when he lost his
-money, as he always did, he’d ask his companions to wait until he could
-go home and get more. He would soon come back with his pockets full.
-This happened so often that people began to talk about it, and to wonder
-how a man who had been so very poor could suddenly become so wealthy
-that he had money to throw away at the gaming-table. His neighbors were
-very curious about it, but they asked him no questions, and he went on
-drinking and gambling for many long days.
-
-“But finally there came to that village a company of five men, who let
-it be understood that they were peddlers. They came into the village on
-foot, carrying packs on their backs, and put up at the tavern. They were
-not peddlers, but robbers, who had been attracted to the village by
-rumors about the poor man who was rich enough to throw away money night
-after night at the gaming-table.
-
-“Shortly after nightfall, three of the five men arranged themselves
-around a table; and when the man came in, they invited him to join them.
-Two of the five sat by the fire, and appeared to be watching the game.
-The man didn’t wait for two invitations, but seated himself at the
-table, and called for wine. Then the gaming began. Aided by their two
-companions, the three robbers at the table had no difficulty in
-swindling the man. Though he came with all his pockets filled with gold
-and silver, they were soon emptied. The robbers plied him with wine, and
-he played wildly.
-
-“When his money was all gone, he excused himself and said he would go
-and get more, and then continue the game. He went out; and, at a sign
-from the leader, the two robbers who had been sitting by the fire, rose
-and followed him. They had no trouble in doing this, for the man’s legs
-were already getting wobbly. One leg wanted to go home and go to bed,
-and the other wanted to go back and be stretched out under the table.
-
-“But, though the man’s legs were wobbly, his head was pretty clear. He
-knew his way home, and he knew his way into the stable, where the
-coal-black sheep and the snow-white goat were housed. The two robbers
-followed him as closely as they dared, but it was too dark for them to
-see what he was doing. They knew that he went into the stable, and
-presently they heard the jingle and clinking of gold and silver, and
-then he came out with his pockets full.
-
-“They waited until he had gone on toward the tavern and was out of
-sight. Then they slipped into the yard, and crept into the stable. It
-was very dark in the stable, but not too dark to see dimly. The two men
-felt their way along, and soon saw that there were but two stalls in the
-stable. Each went into a stall, and began to feel around. They expected
-to find bags of gold and silver stacked around, but they were mistaken.
-Finally they stooped to feel along the ground; and, as they did so,
-there was a loud thump in each stall and a yell of pain from both
-robbers. When they stooped to feel along the ground, the coal-black
-sheep and the snow-white goat rushed at them, and gave each one a thump
-that nearly jarred the senses out of him. The robbers rolled over with a
-howl, and the goat and the sheep thumped them again, and kept on
-thumping them.
-
-
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- AT LAST THE ROBBERS MANAGED TO ESCAPE
-]
-
-
-“But at last the robbers managed to escape, though they made a pretty
-looking sight. Their hats were lost, their clothes were torn and muddy,
-their heads were bleeding, their eyes were knocked black and blue, and
-they felt as if there was not a whole bone in their body. They were too
-frightened to talk, but finally their voices came to them.
-
-“‘What was it hit you?’ says one.
-
-“‘I’m blessed if I know,’ says the other. ‘What hit you?’
-
-“‘Something hard,’ says one.
-
-“‘What did it look like?’
-
-“‘Satan dressed in white, and he had his maul and wedge with him. What
-did yours look like?’
-
-“‘Satan dressed in black, and he had all his horns and hoofs with him;
-and I think he must have struck me one or two licks with his forked
-tail.’
-
-“They went off to the nearest branch, and bathed themselves the best
-they could, but even then they made a sorry spectacle. Their heads and
-faces were still swollen, their eyes were nearly closed, and their
-clothes were split and ripped from heel to collar. They didn’t know
-where to go. They knew that it wouldn’t do to go back to the tavern and
-present themselves among the guests, for that would cast suspicion on
-their companions. Finally, they went outside the village, and hid
-themselves under a haystack, where they soon fell asleep, and would have
-slept soundly if their dreams had not been disturbed by visions of a
-black Satan and a white Satan, both armed with long, hard horns and
-sharp hoofs.
-
-“All this time, the father of the children, wobbly as he was, sat at the
-gaming-table with the three robbers. The robbers were waiting for the
-return of their companions, and at last they became so uneasy that they
-played loosely, and the man began to win his gold and silver back again.
-At last the robbers concluded to go in search of their companions; and
-the man went home, carrying with him more gold and silver than he had
-ever before brought away from the tavern. The robbers failed to find
-their companions until the next day, and the story they told was so
-alarming that the band concluded to leave that part of the country, at
-least for awhile.
-
-“But reports and rumors of the great wealth of the poor farmer continued
-to travel about, and finally they came to the ears of a company of
-merchants, who were more cunning in their line of business than the
-robbers were in theirs. So these merchants journeyed to the village, and
-put up at the tavern. There they soon made the acquaintance of the
-fortunate farmer who owned the wonderful coal-black sheep and the
-wonderful snow-white goat.
-
-“They talked business with him from the word go. They wanted him to put
-his money in all sorts of schemes that were warranted to double it in a
-few months. But the man said he didn’t want his money doubled. He
-already had as much as he wanted. He told them that if he were to sit on
-the street and throw away a million dollars a minute for ten years he’d
-be just as rich at the end of that time as he was before he threw away
-the first million.
-
-“Of course, the merchants didn’t understand this. Some said the man was
-crazy, but the shrewder ones concluded that there must be some secret
-behind it all. So they set to work to find it out. They flattered him in
-every way. They made him rich presents for himself, his wife, and
-children. For the first time he began to wear fine clothes and put on
-airs. The shrewd merchants asked his advice about their own business,
-and went about telling everybody what a wise man he was. They pretended
-to tell him all their own business secrets.
-
-“This, of course, pleased the man very much; and, at last, one day, when
-he had more wine in his head than wit, he told his merchant friends that
-he made all his gold and silver by shearing a black sheep and milking a
-white goat.
-
-“‘Where do you keep these wonderful creatures?’ one of the merchants
-asked.
-
-“‘In my stable,’ replied the man,—’in my stable night and day.’
-
-“The greedy merchants were not long in finding out that the man kept a
-coal-black sheep and a snow-white-goat in his stable sure enough; and,
-after a good deal of persuading and flattering, they got him to consent
-to bring his coal-black sheep and his snow-white goat to the tavern, so
-that they might see for themselves how rare and valuable the animals
-were.
-
-“Well, one night after his wife and children had gone to bed, the man
-carried the sheep and the goat to the tavern, and showed them to the
-merchants. They offered him immense sums of money for the animals, but
-he refused them all. Then they invited him to remain to a banquet which
-they had prepared. He wanted to carry his sheep and his goat back home,
-and then return to the banquet; but the merchants said the table was
-already spread, and he could tie his wonderful animals in the rear hall,
-where nobody would bother them.
-
-“Meantime, the merchants had sent out into the country and bought a
-black sheep and a white goat; and while some of them were pouring wine
-down the man’s goozle, others were untying the wonderful black sheep and
-white goat, and putting in their place the animals that had been bought.
-When the time came for the man to go home, he was so wobbly in the legs
-and so befuddled in the head that he couldn’t tell the difference
-between a sheep and a goat. In fact, he had forgotten all about them,
-until one of the merchants asked him if he wasn’t going to take his rare
-and valuable animals back home.
-
-“The strange sheep and goat were not used to being led about at night by
-a man with wobbly legs and a befuddled head, and they cut up such queer
-capers that it was much as the man could do to keep on his feet at all.
-But, after so long a time, he managed to get them home, and tied them in
-the stable.
-
-“So far, so good: but the next morning, when the boy and the girl got up
-betimes and went out to feed their pets, as they were in the habit of
-doing, they saw at once that something had happened. Their precious pets
-had been made way with, and these rough, dirty, and mean-looking animals
-put in their place. One glance was enough to satisfy the children of
-this, and they set up such a wail that the whole neighborhood was
-aroused. Even their father stuck his head out of the window and asked
-what was the matter. His head was still befuddled by the night’s
-banquet, but his alarm sobered him instantly when he heard what his
-children said. He wouldn’t believe it at first; but when he went out
-into the stable and saw for himself, he was nearly beside himself with
-grief. He declared that it was all his fault, and told what he had done
-the night before.
-
-“He was now as poor as he ever was; and his wife said she wasn’t sorry a
-bit, because he would now have a chance to go to work and an excuse for
-not hanging around the tavern. But the children begged him to go after
-their coal-black sheep and their snow-white goat.
-
-“This he promised to do, and he made haste to go to the tavern. The
-merchants were still there, but they only laughed at him when he asked
-them for his sheep and his goat. They called on the tavern-keeper to
-witness that the man had started home with a black sheep and a white
-goat.
-
-“‘That is true,’ said the man, ‘and I have them there now. But they are
-not mine. Some of you ruffians stole mine and put these in their place.’
-
-“The merchants pretended to be very angry at this, and made as if they
-would fall on the man with their fists. But he was a stout fellow, and
-was armed with a stout hickory, and so they merely threatened. But the
-man failed to get his coal-black sheep and his snow-white goat, and went
-home full of grief and remorse.”
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-
- XXIII.
-
- THE BUTTING COW AND THE HITTING STICK.
-
-
-“I hope that isn’t the end of the story,” remarked Buster John.
-
-“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “we can either cut it off here, or we can
-carry it on for weeks and weeks.”
-
-“Speak for yourself,” said Mrs. Meadows; “or, if you want to, you can
-tell the rest of the story yourself. No doubt you can tell it a great
-deal better than I can.”
-
-“Now you’ll have to excuse me,” remarked Mr. Rabbit. “I thought maybe
-you were getting tired, and wanted to rest. Go on with the tale. I’m
-getting old and trembly in the limbs, but I can stand it if the rest
-can.”
-
-“Well,” said Mrs. Meadows, turning to Buster John and Sweetest Susan,
-“the children were very much worried over the loss of the coal-black
-sheep and the snow-white goat, and they made up their minds to try and
-get them back. The boy said he would go and ask Uncle Rain’s advice, and
-the girl said she would visit Brother Drouth once more. So they started
-on their journey, one going east and the other going south.
-
-“They met with no adventure by the way, and, having traveled the road
-once, they were not long in coming to the end of their journey. The boy
-found Uncle Rain at home, and told him all about the loss of his
-beautiful black sheep. Uncle Rain grunted at the news, and looked very
-solemn.
-
-“‘That’s about the way I thought it would be,’ said he. ‘It takes a
-mighty strong-minded person to stand prosperity. But you needn’t be
-afraid. Your sheep is not lost. The men who have stolen him can stand
-great prosperity no better than your father can. They will wrangle among
-themselves, and they will never take the sheep away from the tavern. But
-they shall be punished. Come with me.’
-
-“Uncle Rain went out into his barnyard, and the boy followed him. He
-went to a stall where a black cow was tied. ‘This,’ said he, ‘is the
-butting cow. You are to take her with you. She will allow no one to come
-near her but you, and when you give her the word she will run over and
-knock down whoever and whatever is in sight. She knows the black sheep,
-too, for they have long been in the barn together. When she begins to
-low, the black sheep will bleat, and in that way you may know when you
-have found it. More than that, the cow will give you the most beautiful
-golden butter that ever was seen.’
-
-“Uncle Rain untied the cow, placed the end of the rope in the boy’s
-hand, and bade him good-by. The boy went back the way he came, the cow
-following closely and seeming to be eager to go with him.
-
-“The girl, who had taken the road to Brother Drouth’s house, arrived
-there safely and told her trouble. Brother Drouth said he was very sorry
-about it, but as it was not a thing to weep over, he didn’t propose to
-shed any tears.
-
-“‘What’s done,’ he said, ‘can’t be undone; but I’ll see that it’s not
-done over again.’ He went to a corner of the room, picked up a
-walking-stick, and gave it to the little girl. ‘We have here,’ he said,
-‘a walking-stick. It is called the hitting stick. Whenever you are in
-danger, or whenever you want to punish your enemies, you have only to
-say: “Hit, stick! Stick, hit!” and neither one man nor a hundred can
-stand up against it. It is not too heavy for you to carry, but if your
-hands grow tired of carrying it, just say, “Jump, stick!” and the stick
-will jump along before you or by your side, just as you please.’
-
-“Then Brother Drouth bade the girl good-by; and she went on her way,
-sometimes carrying the hitting stick, and sometimes making it jump along
-the road before her.
-
-“Now, then, while all this was going on, the greedy merchants found
-themselves in a fix. When they first got hold of the coal-black sheep
-and the snow-white goat, they thought that they had had a good deal of
-trouble for nothing. But merchants, especially the merchants of those
-days, when there was not as much trade as there is now, had very sharp
-eyes, and it was not long before they found the springs under the horns
-of the sheep and the goat. Having found the treasure, they remembered
-that the man had spent more money in two days than the horns of the
-animals would hold, and this led them to discover that the horns were
-always full of treasure.
-
-“For a little while they were very happy, and congratulated one another
-many times over. But in the midst of their enjoyment the thought came to
-them that there must be a division of this treasure. The moment the
-subject was broached, the wrangle began. There were more than a dozen of
-the merchants, and the question was how to divide the treasure so that
-each might have an equal share. Though they took millions from the horns
-of the black sheep and the white goat, yet whoever had the animals would
-still have the most.
-
-“It was a mighty serious question. They argued, they reasoned, they
-disputed, and they wrangled, and once or twice they came near having a
-pitched battle. But finally, after many days, it was decided that one
-party of merchants should have the black sheep and that another party
-should have the white goat. This didn’t satisfy all of them, but it was
-the best that could be done; and so they departed, the party with the
-white goat going south, and the party with the black sheep going east.
-
-“Now, a very curious thing happened. If either party had kept on
-traveling, it would have met the boy or the girl; one with the butting
-cow, and the other with the hitting stick. But both parties were
-dissatisfied; and they had gone but a little way before they stopped,
-and after some talk determined to go back. The merchants with the white
-goat determined to follow on after the merchants that had the black
-sheep, and secure the animal by fair means or foul. The merchants with
-the black sheep determined to follow the merchants with the white goat,
-and buy the animal or seize him. So each party turned back.
-
-“The merchants with the white goat reached the tavern first. They had
-hardly refreshed themselves, when the tavern-keeper came running in, to
-tell them that the other merchants were coming.
-
-“‘Then take our white goat and hide it in your stable,’ they said.
-
-“The landlord did as he was bid; and then meeting the merchants with the
-black sheep, he told them that their companions of the morning had also
-returned.
-
-“‘Then take our black sheep and hide it in your stable,’ they said. This
-the landlord quickly did, and returned to the tavern in time to hear the
-merchants greet each other.
-
-“‘What are you doing here?’ asked the black sheep merchants.
-
-“‘We have lost our white goat,’ they replied, ‘and have come here to
-hunt it. Why have you returned?’
-
-“‘We have come on the same errand,’ said the others. ‘We have lost our
-black sheep, and have returned to find it.’
-
-“Now, the tavern-keeper was not a very smart man, but he had no lack of
-shrewdness and cunning. He had heard the merchants wrangling and
-quarreling over the black sheep and the white goat, and now he saw them
-coming back pretending to be hunting for both the animals, though
-neither one was lost. He had sense enough to see that there must be
-something very valuable about the black sheep and the white goat; and
-so, while the merchants were taking their refreshments, each party
-eyeing the other with suspicion, the tavern-keeper slipped out into his
-stable, and carried the black sheep and the white goat to an outhouse
-out of sight and hearing of the guests.
-
-“As for the merchants, they were in a pickle. Neither party wanted to go
-away and leave the other at the tavern; so they waited and waited,—the
-black sheep party waiting for the white goat party to go, and the white
-goat party waiting for the black sheep party to go.
-
-“‘When do you leave?’ says one.
-
-“‘As soon as we find our sheep. When do you leave?’ says the other.
-
-“‘Quite as soon.’
-
-“There was not much satisfaction in this for either side. Finally, one
-of the merchants called the tavern-keeper aside, and asked him where he
-had put the black sheep.
-
-“‘In my stable, your honor,’ replied the man.
-
-“Then another merchant called the tavern-keeper aside, and asked him
-where he had put the white goat.
-
-“‘In my stable, your honor,’ he replied.
-
-“Now as each of these merchants went out to see that his precious animal
-was safe, it was perfectly natural that they should see each other
-slipping about in the yard, and that they should meet face to face in
-the stable. Both made the excuse that they thought they might find their
-lost animals at that point, and both were terribly worked up when they
-saw that the stable was empty. Each went back and told his companions,
-and pretty soon there was the biggest uproar in that house that the
-tavern-keeper had ever heard.
-
-“Both parties went running to the stable, falling over each other on the
-way; but the black sheep and the white goat were gone. Then the
-merchants went running back into the tavern, and all began yelling at
-the tavern-keeper. Instead of making any answer, that cunning chap put
-his fingers in his ears, and politely asked the merchants if they wanted
-to jar the roof off of the house. They danced around him, yelling and
-shaking their fists at him, but he kept his fingers in his ears.
-
-“Finally, they caught hold of the man, and began to pull and haul him
-around at a great rate. In this way they compelled him to take his
-fingers out of his ears; but he could hear little better, for the whole
-crowd was dancing around and squalling like a lot of crazy people at a
-picnic. All the tavern-keeper could hear was:—
-
-“‘Where’s our’—‘You’ve got our’—‘Sheep!’ ‘Goat!’
-
-“There was more noise than sense to this rippit. There was so much noise
-that it roused the whole neighborhood, and the people of the village
-came running in to see what the trouble was. Among them was the mayor;
-and he succeeded in quieting the rumpus, not because he was mayor, but
-because he had a louder voice than any of them.
-
-“When everything was quiet, the mayor asked the merchants why they were
-acting like crazy people.
-
-“‘Because this man has robbed us,’ they cried, pointing to the
-tavern-keeper.
-
-“‘Of what has he robbed you?’ asked the mayor.
-
-“‘Of a black sheep and a white goat,’ they replied.
-
-“‘Your honor,’ said the tavern-keeper, when the mayor had turned to him,
-‘you have known me all my life, and have never heard that I was a thief.
-I want to ask these men a few questions.’ By this time the two parties
-of merchants had ranged themselves on different sides of the room. The
-tavern-keeper turned to the black sheep party. ‘Didn’t the men over
-there come into this house and tell you that they had lost their white
-goat?’
-
-“‘They certainly did,’ was the reply.
-
-“Then he turned to the white goat party. ‘Didn’t the men over there tell
-you that they had lost their black sheep and had come back to hunt it?’
-
-“‘They certainly did,’ came the answer.
-
-“Both parties tried to explain that they had placed their animals in
-charge of the tavern-keeper, but while they were hemming and hawing a
-queer thing happened. The boy had come up with his butting cow; and
-seeing the merchants still in the tavern, he led her to the door, and
-told her to do her whole duty, and nothing but her duty.
-
-“While the merchants were trying to explain, the cow rushed into the
-room with a bellow, her tail curled over her back, and went at the men
-with head down and horn points up. Tables and chairs were nothing to the
-butting cow. She ran over them and through them; and in a little while
-the room was cleared of the merchants, and some of them were hurt so
-badly that they could scarcely crawl away.
-
-“The mayor had jumped through a window, and the village people had
-scattered in all directions. By this time the tavern-keeper, who had
-remained unhurt, was laughing to himself at the fix the merchants found
-themselves in, for the butting cow was still pursuing them. But he
-laughed too soon. The little girl came to the door with her hitting
-stick.
-
-
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- “HIT STICK! STICK HIT!” SHE CRIED
-]
-
-
-“‘Hit, stick! Stick, hit!’ she cried; and in an instant the stick was
-mauling the tavern-keeper over the head and shoulders and all about the
-body.
-
-“‘Help! help!’ shouted the tavern-keeper. ‘Somebody run here! Help! I’ll
-tell you where they are! I’ll show you where they are!’
-
-“‘Stop, stick!’ said the girl. ‘Now show me where my snow-white goat
-is.’
-
-“‘Yes!’ exclaimed the boy. ‘Show me where my coal-black sheep is!’
-
-“‘Come,’ said the tavern-keeper; and he went as fast as he could to the
-outhouse where he had hid the animals. They were in there, safe and
-sound, and the children made haste to carry them home.
-
-“So the farmer was once more rich and prosperous. He shunned the tavern
-and kept at work, and in this way prosperity brought happiness and
-content to all the family. And by giving freely to the poor they made
-others happy too.”
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- XXIV.
-
- THE FATE OF THE DIDDYPAWN.
-
-
-“It has always been mighty curious to me,” said Mr. Rabbit, “why
-everything and everybody is not contented with what they’ve got. There’d
-be lots less trouble in the country next door if everybody was
-satisfied.”
-
-“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “some people have nothing at all. I
-hope you don’t want a man who has nothing to be satisfied. An empty
-pocket makes an empty stomach, and an empty stomach has a way of talking
-so it can be heard.”
-
-“That is true,” replied Mr. Rabbit; “but there is a living in the world
-for every creature, if he will only get out of bed and walk about and
-look for it. But a good many folks and a heap of the animals think that
-if there is a living in the world for everybody, it ought to be handed
-round in a silver dish. Then there are some folks and a great many
-creatures that are not satisfied with what they are, but want to be
-somebody or something else. That sort of talk puts me in mind of the
-Diddypawn.”
-
-“What is the Diddypawn?” asked Buster John.
-
-“Well, it would be hard to tell you at this time of day,” replied Mr.
-Rabbit, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. “There are no Diddypawns now, and
-I don’t know that I ever saw but one. He is the chap I’m going to tell
-you about. He was a great big strong creature, with a long head and
-short ears, and eyes that could see in the dark. He had legs that could
-carry him many a mile in a day, and teeth strong enough to crunch an
-elephant’s hind leg. The Diddypawn would have weeded a wide row if he
-had been a mind to; but, instead of doing that, he just lay in the mud
-on the river bank, and let the sun shine and the rain fall. He had but
-to reach down in the water to pick up a fish, or up in the bushes to
-catch a bird.
-
-“But all this didn’t make his mind easy. He wasn’t contented. The
-thought came to him that a fine large creature such as he was ought to
-be able to swim as fast as a fish, and fly as high as a bird. So he
-worried and worried and worried about it, until there was no peace in
-that neighborhood. All the creatures that crawled, or walked, or swam,
-or flew, heard of the Diddypawn’s troubles. At first they paid no
-attention to him, but he groaned so long and he groaned so loud that
-they couldn’t help but pay attention. They couldn’t sleep at night, and
-they couldn’t have any peace in the daytime.
-
-“For I don’t know how long the Diddypawn rolled and tumbled in the mud,
-and moaned and groaned because he didn’t have as many fins as the fishes
-and as many feathers as the birds. He moaned and mumbled in the daytime,
-and groaned and grumbled at night. The other creatures paid no attention
-to him at first; but matters went from bad to worse, and they soon found
-that they had to do something or leave the country.
-
-“So, after awhile the fishes held a convention, and the porpoise and the
-catfish made speeches, saying that the Diddypawn was in a peck of
-trouble, and asking what could be done for him. Finally, after a good
-deal of talk about one thing and another, the convention of fishes
-concluded to call on the Diddypawn in a body, and ask him what in the
-name of goodness he wanted.
-
-“This they did; and the reply that the Diddypawn made was that he wanted
-to know how to swim as well as any fish. There wasn’t anything
-unreasonable in this; and so the convention, after a good deal more
-talk, said that the best way to do would be for every fish to lend the
-Diddypawn a fin.
-
-“The convention told the Diddypawn about this, and it made him grin from
-one ear to the other to think that he would be able to swim as fast as
-the fishes. He rolled from the bank into the shallow water, and the
-fishes, as good as their word, loaned him each a fin. With these the
-Diddypawn found he was able to get about in the water right nimbly. He
-swam around and around, far and near, and finally reached an island
-where there were some trees.
-
-“‘Don’t go too near the land,’ says the catfish. ‘Don’t go too near the
-land,’ says the perch.
-
-“‘Don’t bother about me,’ says the Diddypawn. “I can walk on the land as
-well as I can swim in the water.’
-
-“‘But our fins!’ says the catfish and the perch. ‘If you go on land and
-let them dry in the sun, they’ll be no good to either us or you.’
-
-“‘No matter,’ says the Diddypawn, ‘on the land I’ll go, and I’ll be
-bound the fins will be just as limber after they get dry as they were
-when they were wet.’
-
-“But the fishes set up such a cry and made such a fuss that the
-Diddypawn concluded to give them back their fins, while he went on dry
-land and rested himself. He went on the island, and stretched himself
-out in the tall grass at the foot of the big trees, and soon fell
-asleep. When he awoke, the sun was nearly down. He crawled to the
-waterside, and soon saw that the fishes had all gone away. He had no way
-of calling them up or of sending them a message, and so there he was.
-
-
-[Illustration:
-
- IT MADE HIM GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR
-]
-
-
-“While the Diddypawn was lying there wondering how he was going to get
-back home, he heard a roaring and rustling noise in the air. Looking up,
-he saw that the sky was nearly black with birds. They came in swarms, in
-droves, and in flocks. There were big birds and little birds, and all
-sorts and sizes of birds. The trees on the island were their
-roosting-place, but they were coming home earlier than usual, because
-they wanted to get rid of the moanings and groanings of the Diddypawn.
-
-“The birds came and settled in the trees, and were about to say
-good-night to one another, when the Diddypawn rolled over, and began to
-moan and groan and growl and grumble. At once the birds ceased their
-chattering, and began to listen. Then they knew they would have no sound
-sleep that night if something wasn’t done; and so the King-Bird flew
-down, lit close to the Diddypawn’s ear, and asked him what in the name
-of goodness gracious he was doing there, how he got there, and what the
-trouble was anyway.
-
-“All the answer the Diddypawn made was to roll over on his other side,
-and moan and mumble. Once more the King-Bird fluttered in the air, and
-lit near the Diddypawn’s ear, and asked him what in the name of goodness
-gracious he was doing there, how he got there, and what the trouble was
-anyway. For answer, the Diddypawn turned on the other side, and groaned
-and grumbled.
-
-“How long this was kept up I’ll never tell you, but after a while, the
-Diddypawn said the trouble with him was that he wanted to fly. He said
-he would fly well enough if he only had feathers; but, as it was, he
-didn’t have a feather to his name, or to his hide either.
-
-“Well, the birds held a convention over this situation, and after a good
-deal of loud talk, it was decided that each bird should lend the
-Diddypawn a feather. This was done in the midst of a good deal of
-fluttering and chattering. When the Diddypawn was decked out in his
-feathers, he strutted around and shook his wings at a great rate.
-
-“‘Where shall I fly to?’ he asked.
-
-“Now, there was another island not far away, on which everything was
-dead,—the trees, the bushes, the grass, and even the honeysuckle vines.
-But some of the trees were still standing. With their lack of leaf and
-twig they looked like a group of tall, black lighthouses. When the
-Diddypawn asked where he should fly, Brother Turkey Buzzard made this
-remark:—
-
- “‘If you want to fly fast and not fly far,
- Fly to the place where the dead trees are!’
-
-“To this the Diddypawn made reply,—
-
- “‘I want to fly fast and not too far,
- So I’ll fly to the place where the dead trees are!’
-
-“Then the Diddypawn fluttered his feathers and hopped about, and, after
-a while, took a running start and began to fly. He didn’t fly very well
-at first, being a new hand at the business. He wobbled from side to
-side, and sometimes it seemed that he was going to fall in the water,
-but he always caught himself just in time. After a while he reached the
-island where everything was dead, and landed with a tremendous splash
-and splutter in the wet marsh grass.
-
-“As dark had not set in, the most of the birds flew along with the
-Diddypawn, to see how he was going to come out. The Diddypawn had hardly
-lit, before Brother Turkey Buzzard ups and says:—
-
-“‘I don’t want my feather to get wet, and so I’ll just take it back
-again.’ This was the sign for all the birds. None wanted his feather to
-get wet, so they just swooped down on the Diddypawn and took their
-feathers one by one. When the fluttering was over, the Diddypawn had no
-more feathers than fins. But he made no complaint. He had it in his mind
-that he’d rest easy during the night and begin his complaints the next
-morning.
-
-“Says he, ‘I’ve got the birds and the fishes so trained that when I want
-to fly, all I’ve got to do is to turn over on my left side and grunt,
-and when I want to swim, all I’ve got to do is to turn over on my right
-side and groan.’ Then the Diddypawn smiled, until there were wrinkles in
-his countenance as deep and as wide as a horse-trough.
-
-“But the birds went back to their roosting-place that night, and there
-was nothing to disturb them; and the fishes swam around the next day,
-and there was nothing to bother them.
-
-“Matters went on in this way for several days, and at last some of the
-birds began to ask about the Diddypawn. ‘Had anybody seen him?’ or ‘Did
-anybody know how he was getting on?’
-
-“This was passed around among the birds, until at last it came to the
-ears of Brother Turkey Buzzard. He stretched out his wings and gaped,
-and said that he had been thinking about taking his family and calling
-on the Diddypawn. So that very day, Brother Turkey Buzzard, his wife and
-his children and some of his blood kin, went down to the dead island, to
-call on the Diddypawn. They went and stayed several days. The rest of
-the birds, when they came home to roost, could see the Turkey Buzzard
-family sitting in the dead trees; and after so long a time they came
-back, and went to roost with the rest of the birds. Some of them asked
-how the Diddypawn was getting on, and Brother Turkey Buzzard made this
-reply:—
-
- “‘The Diddypawn needs neither feather nor fin,
- He’s been falling off, till he’s grown quite thin,
- He has lost all his meat and all of his skin,
- And he needs now a bag to put his bones in.’
-
-“This made Brother Owl hoot a little, but it wasn’t long before all the
-birds were fast asleep.”
-
-Mr. Rabbit never knew how the children liked the story of the Diddypawn.
-Buster John was about to say something, but he saw little Mr.
-Thimblefinger pull out his watch and look up at the bottom of the
-spring.
-
-“What time is it?” asked Mrs. Meadows, seeing that Mr. Thimblefinger
-still held his watch in his hand.
-
-“A quarter to twelve.”
-
-“Oh,” cried Sweetest Susan, “we promised mamma to be back by dinner
-time.”
-
-“There’s plenty of time for that,” said Mrs. Meadows. “I do hope you’ll
-come again. It rests me to see you.”
-
-The children shook hands all around when Mr. Thimblefinger said he was
-ready to go, and Mr. Rabbit remarked to Buster John:—
-
-“Don’t forget what I told you about Aaron.”
-
-There was no danger of that, Buster John said; and then the children
-followed Mr. Thimblefinger, who led them safely through the spring, and
-they were soon at home again.
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- <td class='c009'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c010'>&nbsp;</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='xsmall'>PAGE</span></td>
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- <tr>
- <td class='c009'>I.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Buster John alarms Mr. Rabbit</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch01'>5</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>II.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Where the Thunder lives</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch02'>15</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>III.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Jumping-off Place</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch03'>28</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Blue Hen’s Chicken</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch04'>36</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>V.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>How a King was Found</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch05'>46</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>VI.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Magic Ring</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch06'>57</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>VII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Cow with the Golden Horns</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch07'>69</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>VIII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Brother Wolf’s two Big Dinners</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch08'>82</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>IX.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Little Boy of the Lantern</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch09'>91</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Lucky Conjurer</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch10'>106</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XI.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The King of the Clinkers</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch11'>119</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Terrible Horse</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch12'>132</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XIII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>How Brother Lion lost his Wool</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch13'>144</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XIV.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Brother Lion has a Spell of Sickness</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch14'>154</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XV.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Mountain of Gold</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch15'>164</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XVI.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>An Old-Fashioned Fuss</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch16'>178</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XVII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Rabbit and the Moon</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch17'>191</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XVIII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Why the Bear is a Wrestler</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch18'>197</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XIX.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Shoemaker who made but One Shoe</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch19'>209</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XX.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Woog and the Weeze</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch20'>240</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XXI.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Uncle Rain and Brother Drouth</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch21'>252</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XXII.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Snow-White Goat and the Coal-Black Sheep</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch22'>266</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Butting Cow and the Hitting Stick</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch23'>282</a></td>
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- <td class='c009'>XXIV.</td>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Fate of the Diddypawn</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#ch24'>294</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Brother Lion watched me.</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><i><a href='#frontis'>Frontispiece</a></i></td>
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- <td class='c010'>“<span class='sc'>How did you get here?</span>”</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i012'>12</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>She waited a Little While</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i022'>22</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Presently they came to a Precipice</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i032'>32</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>One of them was entirely different from all the Rest</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i042'>42</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>They saw the Handsome Boy sleeping</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i052'>52</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>Her Stepmother crept into the Room</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i066'>66</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>She would have knelt, but he lifted her up</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i080'>80</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>He went a little Way down one Road</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i086'>86</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Lady, richly dressed, came out of the Woods</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i096'>96</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>As he did so, a Crow hopped out</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i114'>114</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>He saw an old Man, no bigger than a Broomstick</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i124'>124</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Wooden Horse had stampeded the Enemy’s Army</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i142'>142</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>You never heard such Howling since you were born</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i150'>150</a></td>
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- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>He was so weak that he couldn’t get up</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i174'>174</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Monkeys would make Faces and squeal at the Dogs</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i180'>180</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“What is the Trouble?” says the Oldest Rabbit</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i184'>184</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>He rubbed the Side of his Head</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i204'>204</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Queer-looking little Man came jogging along the Road</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i216'>216</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>“<span class='sc'>Have you seen Anything of a Stray Shoe?</span>”</td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i232'>232</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>A Horrible Monster glared at them</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i244'>244</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>The Boy told Uncle Rain the whole Story</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i258'>258</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>At last the Robbers managed to escape</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i274'>274</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>“Hit, Stick! Stick, hit!” she cried</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i292'>292</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='sc'>It made him grin from Ear to Ear</span></td>
- <td class='c011'><a href='#i298'>298</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c004'>
- <div><span class='xxlarge'>MR. RABBIT AT HOME.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class='c002' />
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch01' class='c007'>I.<br /> <br />BUSTER JOHN ALARMS MR. RABBIT.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>When Buster John and Sweetest Susan and
-Drusilla returned home after their first visit to
-Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country, a curious thing
-happened. The children had made a bargain
-to say nothing about what they had seen and
-heard, but one day, when there was nobody else to
-hear what she had to say, Sweetest Susan concluded
-to tell her mother something about the
-visit she had made next door to the world. So
-she began and told about the Grandmother of the
-Dolls, and about Little Mr. Thimblefinger, and
-all about her journey under the spring. Her mother
-paid no attention at first, but after awhile she
-became interested, and listened intently to everything
-her little daughter said. Sometimes she
-looked serious, sometimes she smiled, and sometimes
-she laughed. Sweetest Susan couldn’t
-remember everything, but she told enough to
-astonish her mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Darling, when did you dream such nonsense
-as that?” the lady asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, it wasn’t a dream, mamma,” cried Sweetest
-Susan. “I thought it was a dream at first,
-but it turned out to be no dream at all. Now,
-please don’t ask brother about it, and please don’t
-ask Drusilla, for we promised one another to say
-nothing about it. I didn’t intend to tell you,
-but I forgot and began to tell you before I
-thought.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>A little while afterward Sweetest Susan’s mother
-was telling her husband about the wonderful imagination
-of their little daughter, and then the
-neighbors got hold of it, and some of the old
-ladies put their heads together over their teacups
-and said it was a sign that Sweetest Susan was
-too smart to stay in this world very long.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>One day, while Drusilla was helping about the
-house, Sweetest Susan’s mother took occasion to
-ask her where she and the children went the day
-they failed to come to dinner.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“We wuz off gettin’ plums, I speck,” replied
-Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, there were no plums to get,” said the
-lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, ’m, ef ’t wa’n’t plums, hit must ’a’ been
-hick’y nuts,” explained Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Hickory nuts were not ripe, stupid.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Maybe dey wa’n’t,” said Drusilla stolidly;
-“but dat don’t hinder we chilluns from huntin’
-’em.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You know you didn’t go after hickory nuts,
-Drusilla,” the lady insisted. “Now I want you
-to tell me where you and the children went. I’ll
-not be angry if you tell me, but if you don’t”—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Drusilla could infer a good deal from the tone
-of the lady’s voice, but she shook her head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, ’m,” she said, “we went down dar by de
-spring, an’ down dar by de spring branch, an’ all
-roun’ down dar. Ef we warn’t huntin’ plums ner
-hick’y nuts, I done fergot what we wuz huntin’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Drusilla seemed so much in earnest that the
-lady didn’t push the inquiry, but when she went
-into another room for a moment, the negro girl
-looked after her and remarked to herself:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I done crossed my heart dat I wouldn’t tell,
-an’ I ain’t gwine ter. Ef I wuz ter tell, she
-wouldn’t b’lieve me, an’ so dar ’t is!”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Sweetest Susan was careful to say nothing to
-Buster John and Drusilla about the slip of the
-tongue that caused her to tell her mother about
-their adventures in Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer
-country; but she didn’t feel very comfortable
-when Drusilla told how she had been questioned
-by her mistress.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Ef somebody ain’t done gone an’ tol’ ’er,”
-said Drusilla, “she got some mighty quare notions
-in ’er head.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John, who had ideas of his own, ignored
-all this, and said he was going to put an apple in
-the spring the next day and watch for Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, ef you gwine down dar any mo’,” remarked
-Drusilla, “you kin des count me out, kaze
-I ain’t gwine ’long wid you. I’m one er deze yer
-kind er quare folks what know pine blank when
-dey done got nuff. I been shaky ever since we
-went down in dat ar place what wa’n’t no place.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You will go,” said Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Huh! Don’t you fool yo’self, honey! You
-can’t put no ’pen’ence in a skeer’d nigger.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If you don’t go, you’ll wish you had,” said
-Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How come?” asked Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Wait and see,” replied Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>The next morning, bright and early, Buster
-John put an apple in the spring. He watched it
-float around for awhile, and then his attention
-was attracted to something else, and he ran away
-to see about it. Whatever it was, it interested
-him so much that he forgot all about the apple in
-the spring, and everything else likely to remind
-him of Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John went away from the spring and
-left the apple floating there. No sooner had he
-gone than one of the house servants chanced to
-come along, and the apple was seized and appropriated.
-The result was that neither Mr. Thimblefinger
-nor Mrs. Meadows saw the signal.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John, thinking the apple had remained
-in the spring for some hours, waited patiently for
-two or three days for Mr. Thimblefinger, but no
-Mr. Thimblefinger came. Finally the boy grew
-impatient, as youngsters sometimes do. He remembered
-that the bottom of the spring, with the
-daylight shining through, was the sky of Mr.
-Thimblefinger’s queer country, and he concluded
-to give Mrs. Meadows and the rest a signal that
-they couldn’t fail to see. So, one morning, after
-water had been carried to the house for the cook,
-and the washerwoman’s tubs had been filled, Buster
-John got him some short planks, carrying
-them to the spring one by one. These he placed
-across the top of the gum, or curb, close together,
-so as to shut out the light. Then he perched
-himself on a stump not far away, and watched to
-see what the effect would be. He knew he had
-the sky of Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country
-securely roofed in, and he laughed to himself as
-he thought of the predicament Mr. Rabbit would
-be in, dropping his pipe and hunting for it in
-the dark.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John sat there a long time. Mandy,
-the washerwoman, got through with her task and
-went toward the house, balancing a big basket of
-wet clothes on her head and singing as she went.
-Sweetest Susan and Drusilla had grown tired
-of playing with the dolls, and were hunting all
-over the place for Buster John. They saw him
-presently, and came running toward him, talking
-and laughing. He shook his head and motioned
-toward the spring. They became quiet at once,
-and began to walk on their tiptoes. They seated
-themselves on the stump by Buster John’s side,
-and waited for him to explain himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Presently Sweetest Susan saw the boards over
-the spring. “Oh, what have you done?” she
-cried. “Why, you have shut out the light!
-They can’t see a wink. I don’t think that’s right;
-do you, Drusilla?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Don’t ax me, honey,” replied Drusilla. “I
-ain’t gwine ter git in no ’spute. Somebody done
-gone an’ put planks on de spring. Dar dey is,
-an’ dar dey may stay, fer what I keer. I hope
-dey er nailed down.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Please take the boards off,” pleaded Sweetest
-Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No,” said Buster John. “I put an apple in
-the spring the other day, and they paid no attention
-to it. Maybe they’ll pay some attention
-now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Suddenly, before anybody else could say anything,
-Drusilla screamed and rolled off the stump.
-Buster John and Sweetest Susan thought a bee
-had stung her. But it was not a bee. She had
-no sooner rolled from the stump than she sprang
-to her feet and cried out, “Dar he is! Look
-at ’im!”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John and Sweetest Susan turned to
-look, and there, upon the stump beside them,
-stood Mr. Thimblefinger with his hat in hand,
-bowing and smiling as politely as you please.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I hope you are well,” he said. Then he
-began to laugh, as he turned to Buster John.
-“You may think it is a great joke to come to the
-spring, but it’s no joke to me. I have had a very
-hard time getting here, but I just had to come.
-Mrs. Meadows thinks there is a total eclipse going
-on, and Mr. Rabbit has gone to bed and covered
-up his head.”</p>
-<div id='i012' class='figcenter id004'>
-<img src='images/i012.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>“HOW DID YOU GET HERE?”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“How did you get here?” asked Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Through the big poplar yonder,” said Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “It is hollow from top to bottom,
-but it was so dark I could hardly find my
-way. The jay birds used to go down through
-the poplar every Friday until I put up the bars
-and shut them out. I had almost forgotten the
-road.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Buster John, “I covered the
-spring so that you might know we hadn’t forgotten
-you. I dropped an apple in the other day,
-but you paid no attention to it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I saw the apple,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger,
-“but it didn’t stay in the spring long. It
-disappeared in a few minutes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Aha! I know!” exclaimed Drusilla. “Dat
-ar Minervy nigger got it. I seed her comin’
-long eatin’ a apple, and I boun’ you she de ve’y
-nigger what got it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, well!” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “It
-makes no difference now, and if you’ll get ready
-we’ll go now pretty soon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, I thought you couldn’t go down through
-the spring until nine minutes and nine seconds
-after twelve,” suggested Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The water gets wet or goes dry with the
-tide,” Mr. Thimblefinger explained. “To-day we
-shall have to go at nineteen minutes and nineteen
-seconds after nine. It was nine minutes and
-nine seconds after twelve before, and now it is
-nineteen minutes and nineteen seconds after nine.
-Multiply nineteen by nineteen, add the answer together,
-and you get nothing but nines. You see
-we have to go by a system.” Mr. Thimblefinger
-was very solemn as he said this. “Now, then,
-come on. We haven’t any time to waste. When
-the nines get after us, we must be going. There
-are four of us now, but if we were to be multiplied
-by nine there would be nine of us, and nine
-is an odd number.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How would we be nine?” asked Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It’s very simple,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.
-“Nine times four are thirty-six. Three and six
-stand for thirty-six, and six and three are nine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John laughed as he ran to remove the
-boards from the spring. In a few moments they
-were all ready in spite of Drusilla’s protests, and
-at nineteen minutes and nineteen seconds after
-nine they walked through the spring gate into
-Mr. Thimblefinger’s queer country.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch02' class='c007'>II.<br /> <br /> WHERE THE THUNDER LIVES.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>Mrs. Meadows, Mr. Rabbit, Chickamy Crany
-Crow, and Tickle-My-Toes were very glad to see
-the children, especially Mrs. Meadows, who did
-everything she could to make the youngsters feel
-that they had conferred a great obligation on her
-by coming back again.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’ll be bound you forgot to bring me the
-apple I told you about,” said she.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>But Sweetest Susan had not forgotten. She
-had one in her pocket. It was not very large,
-but the sun had painted it red and yellow, and
-the south winds that kissed it had left it fragrant
-with the perfume of summer.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, I declare!” exclaimed Mrs. Meadows.
-“To think you should remember an old woman!
-You are just as good and as nice as you
-can be!” She thanked Sweetest Susan so heartily
-that Buster John began to look and feel uncomfortable,—seeing
-which, Mrs. Meadows placed
-her hand gently on his shoulder. “Never mind,”
-said she, “boys are not expected to be as thoughtful
-as girls. The next time you come, you may
-bring me a hatful, if you can manage to think
-about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He might start wid ’em,” remarked Drusilla,
-“but ’fo’ he got here he’d set down an’ eat ’em
-all up, ter keep from stumpin’ his toe an’ spillin’
-’em.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John had a reply ready, but he did not
-make any, for just at that moment a low, rumbling
-sound was heard. It seemed to come nearer
-and grow louder, and then it died away in the
-distance.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What is that?” asked Mrs. Meadows, in an
-impressive whisper.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Thunder,” answered Mr. Rabbit, who had
-listened intently. “Thunder, as sure as you’re
-born.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “I saw a
-cloud coming up next door, just before we came
-through the spring gate.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I must be getting nervous in my old age,”
-remarked Mrs. Meadows. “I had an idea that it
-was too late in the season for thunder-storms.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That may be so,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger,
-“but it’s never too late for old man Thunder to
-rush out on his front porch and begin to cut up
-his capers. But there’s no harm in him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the Lightning kills people sometimes,”
-said Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Lightning? Oh, yes, but I was talking
-about old man Thunder,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.
-“When I was a boy, I once heard of a
-little girl”—Mr. Thimblefinger suddenly put
-his hand over his mouth and hung his head, as if
-he had been caught doing something wrong.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, what in the world is the matter?”
-asked Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, nothing,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.
-“I simply forgot my manners.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t see how,” remarked Mr. Rabbit,
-frowning.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, I was about to tell a story before I had
-been asked.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, you won’t disturb me by telling a story,
-I’m sure,” said Mr. Rabbit. “I can nod just as
-well when some one is talking as when everything
-is still. You won’t pester me at all. Just go
-ahead.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Maybe it isn’t story-telling time,” suggested
-Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, don’t say that,” cried Sweetest Susan.
-“If it is a story, please tell it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, it is nothing but a plain, every-day
-story. After you hear it you’ll lean back in your
-chair and wonder why somebody didn’t take hold
-of it and twist it into a real old-fashioned tale.
-It’s old fashioned enough, the way I heard it, but
-I always thought that the person who heard it
-first must have forgotten parts of it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“We won’t mind that,” said Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Thimblefinger settled himself comfortably
-and began:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time—I don’t know how long
-ago, but not very long, for the tale was new to
-me when I first heard it—once upon a time there
-was a little girl about your age and size who was
-curious to know something about everything that
-happened. She wanted to know how a bird could
-fly, and why the clouds floated, and she was all
-the time trying to get at the bottom of things.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, one day when the sky was covered with
-clouds, the Thunder came rolling along, knocking
-at everybody’s door and running a race with the
-noise it made; the little girl listened and wondered
-what the Thunder was and where it went to. It
-wasn’t long before the Thunder came rumbling
-along again, making a noise like a four-horse
-wagon running away on a covered bridge.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“While the little girl was standing there, wondering
-and listening, an old man with a bundle on
-his back and a stout staff in his hand came along
-the road. He bowed and smiled when he saw the
-little girl, but as she didn’t return the bow or the
-smile, being too much interested in listening for
-the Thunder, he paused and asked her what the
-trouble was.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I hope you are not lost?’ he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, no, sir,’ she replied; ‘I was listening
-for the Thunder and wondering where it goes.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, as you seem to be a very good little
-girl,’ the old man said, ‘I don’t mind telling you.
-The Thunder lives on top of yonder mountain.
-It is not so far away.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, I should like ever so much to go there!’
-exclaimed the little girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why not?’ said the old man. ‘The mountain
-is on my road, and, if you say the word, we’ll
-go together.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl took the old man’s hand and
-they journeyed toward the mountain where the
-Thunder had his home. The way was long, but
-somehow they seemed to go very fast. The old
-man took long strides forward, and he was strong
-enough to lift the little girl at every step, so that
-when they reached the foot of the mountain she
-was not very tired.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But, as the mountain was very steep and high,
-the two travelers stopped to rest themselves before
-they began to climb it. Its sides seemed to be
-rough and dark, but far up on the topmost peak
-the clouds had gathered, and from these the
-Lightning flashed incessantly. The little girl
-saw the flashes and asked what they meant.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wherever the Thunder lives,’ replied the old
-man, ‘there the Lightning builds its nest. No
-doubt the wind has blown the clouds about and
-torn them apart and scattered them. The Lightning
-is piling them together again, and fixing a
-warm, soft place to sleep to-night.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When they had rested awhile, the old man
-said it was time to be going, and then he made
-the little girl climb on his back. At first she
-didn’t want the old man to carry her; but he
-declared that she would do him a great favor by
-climbing on his back and holding his bundle in
-place. So she sat upon the bundle, and in this
-way they went up the high mountain, going
-almost as rapidly as the little girl could run on
-level ground. She enjoyed it very much, for,
-although the old man went swiftly, he went
-smoothly, and the little girl felt as safe and as
-comfortable as if she had been sitting in a rocking-chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When they had come nearly to the top of the
-mountain, the old man stopped and lifted the little
-girl from his back. ‘I can go no farther,’ he
-said. ‘The rest of the way you will have to go
-alone. There is nothing to fear. Up the mountain
-yonder you can see the gable of the Thunder’s
-house. Go to the door, knock, and do not
-be alarmed at any noise you hear. When the
-time comes for you to go, you will find me awaiting
-you here.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl hesitated, but she had come so
-far to see where the Thunder lived that she would
-not turn back now. So she went forward, and
-soon came to the door of Mr. Thunder’s house.
-It was a very big door to a very big house. The
-knocker was so heavy that the little girl could
-hardly lift it, and when she let it fall against the
-panel, the noise it made jarred the building and
-sent a loud echo rolling and tumbling down the
-mountain. The little girl thought, ‘What have I
-done? If the Thunder is taking a nap before
-dinner, he’ll be very angry.’</p>
-<div id='i022' class='figcenter id005'>
-<img src='images/i022.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>SHE WAITED A LITTLE WHILE</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“She waited a little while, not feeling very
-comfortable. Presently she heard heavy footsteps
-coming down the wide hall to the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I thought I heard some one knocking,’ said
-a hoarse, gruff voice. Then the big door flew
-open, and there, standing before her, the little girl
-saw a huge figure that towered almost to the top
-of the high door. It wore heavy boots, a big
-overcoat, and under its long, thick beard there
-was a muffler a yard wide. The little girl was
-very much frightened at first, but she soon remembered
-that there was nothing for such a little
-bit of a girl to be afraid of.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The figure, that seemed to be so terrible at
-first glance, had nothing threatening about it.
-‘Who knocked at the door?’ it cried.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Its voice sounded so loud that the little girl
-put her fingers in her ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t talk so loud, please,’ she said. ‘I’m
-not deaf.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh!’ cried the giant at the door. ‘You are
-there, are you? You are so small I didn’t see
-you at first. Come in!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl started to go in, and then
-paused. ‘Are you the Thunder?’ she asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, of course,’ was the reply; ‘who else
-did you think it was?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I didn’t know,’ said the little girl. ‘I
-wanted to be certain about it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Come in,’ said the Thunder. ‘It isn’t often
-I have company from the people below, and I’m
-glad you found me at home.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>The Thunder led the way down the hall and
-into a wide sitting-room, where a fire was burning
-brightly in the biggest fireplace the little girl had
-ever seen. A two-horse wagon could turn around
-in it without touching the andirons. A pair of
-tongs as tall as a man stood in one corner, and in
-the other corner was a shovel to match. A long
-pipe lay on the mantel.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There’s no place for you to sit except on the
-floor,’ said the Thunder.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I can sit on the bed,’ suggested the little
-girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Thunder laughed so loudly that the little
-girl had to close her ears again. ‘Why, that is
-no bed,’ the Thunder said when it could catch its
-breath; ‘that’s my footstool.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ said the little girl, ‘it’s big enough
-for a bed. It’s very soft and nice.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I find it very comfortable,’ said the Thunder,
-‘especially when I get home after piloting a
-tornado through the country. It is tough work,
-as sure as you are born.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Thunder took the long pipe from the
-mantel and lit it with a pine splinter, the flame of
-which flashed through the windows with dazzling
-brightness.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Folks will say that is heat lightning,’ remarked
-the little girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ replied the Thunder; ‘farmers to the
-north of us will say there is going to be a drought,
-because of lightning in the south. Farmers to
-the south of us will say there’s going to be rain,
-because of lightning in the north. None of them
-knows that I am smoking my pipe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But somehow, in turning around, the Thunder
-knocked the big tongs over, and they fell upon
-the floor with a tremendous crash. The floor
-appeared to give forth a sound like a drum, only
-a thousand times louder, and, although the little
-girl had her fingers in her ears, she could hear
-the echoes roused under the house by the falling
-tongs go rattling down the mountain side and out
-into the valley beyond.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Thunder sat in the big armchair smoking,
-and listening with legs crossed. The little
-girl appeared to be sorry that she had come.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now, that is too bad,’ said the Thunder.
-‘The Whirlwind in the south will hear that and
-come flying; the West Wind will hear it and
-come rushing, and they will drag the clouds after
-them, thinking that I am ready to take my ride.
-But it’s all my fault. Instead of turning the
-winds in the pasture, I ought to have put them in
-the stable. Here they come now!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl listened, and, sure enough, the
-whirlwinds from the south and the west came
-rushing around the house of the Thunder. The
-west wind screamed around the windows, and the
-whirlwinds from the south whistled through the
-cracks and keyholes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I guess I’ll have to go with them,’ said the
-Thunder, rising from the chair and walking
-around the room. ‘It’s the only way to quiet
-them.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do you always wear your overcoat?’ the little
-girl asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Always,’ replied the Thunder. ‘There’s no
-telling what moment I’ll be called. Sometimes I
-go just for a frolic, and sometimes I am obliged
-to go. Will you stay until I return?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, no,’ the little girl replied; ‘the house is
-too large. I should be afraid to stay here alone.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I am sorry,’ said the Thunder. ‘Come and
-see me get in my carriage.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They went to the door. The whirlwinds
-from the south and the winds from the west had
-drawn the clouds to the steps, and into these the
-Thunder climbed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Good-by,’ he cried to the little girl. ‘Stay
-where you are until we are out of sight.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There was a flash of light, a snapping sound,
-a rattling crash, and the Thunder, with the clouds
-for his carriage and the winds for his horses, went
-roaming and rumbling through the sky, over the
-hills and valleys.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Thimblefinger paused and looked at the
-children. They, expecting him to go on, said
-nothing.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How did you like my story?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Is it a story?” inquired Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, call it a tale,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Hit’s too high up in de elements for ter suit
-me,” said Drusilla, candidly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What became of the little girl?” asked
-Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When the Thunder rolled away,” said Mr.
-Thimblefinger, “she went back to where the old
-man was awaiting her, and he, having nothing to
-do, carried her to the Jumping-Off Place.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch03' class='c007'>III.<br /> <br />THE JUMPING-OFF PLACE.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>The children looked at Mr. Thimblefinger to
-see whether he was joking about the Jumping-Off
-Place, but he seemed to be very serious.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I have heard of the Jumping-Off Place,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows, “but I had an idea it was
-just a saying.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, “where
-you see a good deal of smoke, there must be some
-fire. When you hear a great many different people
-talking about anything, there must be something
-in it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What did the little girl see when she got
-to the Jumping-Off Place?” inquired Sweetest
-Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was this way,” said Mr. Thimblefinger:
-“When the whirlwinds from the south and the
-winds from the west, working in double harness,
-carried the thick clouds away, and the Thunder
-with them, the little girl went back to the place
-where she had left the old man who had carried
-her up the mountain.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“She found him waiting. He was sitting at
-the foot of a tree, sleeping peacefully, but he
-awoke at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You see I am waiting for you,’ he said.
-‘How did you enjoy your visit?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I didn’t enjoy it much,’ replied the little
-girl. ‘Everything was so large, and the Thunder
-made so much fuss.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I hope you didn’t mind that,’ said the old
-man. ‘The Thunder is a great growler and
-grumbler, but when that’s said, all’s said. I
-am sorry, though, you didn’t have a good time.
-I suppose you think it is my fault, but it isn’t.
-If you say so, I’ll go to the Jumping-Off Place.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where is that?’ asked the little girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Just beyond the Well at the End of the
-World.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘If it isn’t too far, let’s go there,’ said the
-little girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the old man lifted her on his back, and
-they went on their way. They must have gone
-very swiftly, for it wasn’t long before they came
-to the Well at the End of the World. An old
-woman was sitting near the Well, combing her
-hair. She paid no attention to the travelers, nor
-they to her. When they had gone beyond the
-Well a little distance, the little girl noticed that
-the sky appeared to be very close at hand. It
-was no longer blue, but dark, and seemed to
-hang down like a blanket or a curtain.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But that couldn’t be, you know,” said Buster
-John, “for the sky is no sky at all. It is
-nothing but space.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How comes it dey call it sky, ef ’t ain’t no
-sky?” asked Drusilla, indignantly. “An’ how
-come’t ain’t no sky, when it’s right up dar, plain
-ez de han’ fo’ yo’ face? Dat what I’d like ter
-know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, the moon is thousands of miles away,”
-said Buster John, “and some of the stars are
-millions and millions of miles farther than the
-moon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Dat what dey say,” replied Drusilla, “but
-how dey know? Whar de string what dey
-medjud ’em wid? Tell me dat!”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What about our sky?” asked Mrs. Meadows,
-smiling. “You would never think it was only
-the bottom of the spring if you didn’t know it;
-now would you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John had nothing to say in reply to
-this. Whereupon Sweetest Susan begged Mr.
-Thimblefinger to please go on with his story.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said he, “if I am to go on with it,
-I’ll have to tell it just as I heard it. I’ll have
-to put the sky just where I was told it was.
-When the little girl and the old man came close
-to the Jumping-Off Place, they saw that the sky
-was hanging close at hand. It may have been
-far, it may have been near, but to the little girl
-it seemed to be close enough to touch, and she
-wished very much for a long pole, so that she
-could see whether it was made of muslin or ginghams.</p>
-<div id='i032' class='figcenter id006'>
-<img src='images/i032.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>PRESENTLY THEY CAME TO A PRECIPICE</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Presently they came to a precipice. There
-was nothing beyond it and nothing below it.
-‘This,’ said the old man to the little girl, ‘is the
-Jumping-Off Place.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Does any one jump off here?’ said the little
-girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not that I know of,’ replied the old man,
-‘but if they should take a notion to, the place is
-all ready for them.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where would I fall to, if I jumped off?’ the
-little girl asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘To Nowhere,’ answered the old man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is very funny,’ said the little girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ remarked the old man, ‘you can get
-to the End of the World, but you would have to
-travel many a long year before you get to Nowhere.
-Some say it is a big city, some say it
-is a high mountain, and some say it is a wide
-plain.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl went to the Jumping-Off Place
-and looked over, the old man holding her hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, I see the moon shining down there,’
-she said. She was glad to see so familiar a face.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old man laughed. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘the
-moon is very fond of shining down there, and it
-runs away from the sun every chance it gets, and
-hunts up the darkest places, so that it may shine
-there undisturbed. To-day it is shining down
-there where the sun can’t see it, but to-night it
-will creep up here, when the sun goes away, and
-shine the whole night through.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Turning back, the old man and the little girl
-came again to the Well at the End of the World.
-The old woman was sitting there, combing her
-long white hair. This time she looked hard at
-the little girl and smiled, singing:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘When the heart is young the well is dry—</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Oh, it’s good-by, dearie! good-by!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But the old man shook his head. ‘We have
-not come here for nothing, Sister Jane,’ he said.
-With that he took a small vial, tied a long string
-to it, and let it down the well. He fished about
-until the vial was full of water, drew it to the top,
-and corked it tightly. The water sparkled in the
-sun as if it were full of small diamonds. Then
-he placed it carefully in his pocket, bowed politely
-to the old woman, who was still combing
-her long, white hair, and, smiling, lifted the little
-girl to his back, and returned along the road they
-had come, past the Thunder’s house and down
-the mountain side, until they reached the little
-girl’s home. Then he took the vial of sparkling
-water from his pocket. ‘Take it,’ he said, ‘and
-wherever you go keep it with you. Touch a drop
-of it to your forehead when Friday is the thirteenth
-day of a month, and you will grow up to
-be both wise and beautiful. When you are in
-trouble, turn the vial upside down—so—and
-hold it in that position while you count twenty-six,
-and some of your friends will come to your
-aid.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl thanked the old man as politely
-as she knew how.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do you know why I have carried you to the
-Thunder’s house and to the Jumping-Off Place,
-and why I have given you a vial of this rare
-water?’ The little girl shook her head. ‘Well,
-one day, not long ago, you were sitting by the
-roadside with some of your companions. You
-were all eating cake. A beggar came along and
-asked for a piece. You alone gave him any, and
-you gave him all you had.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Were you the beggar?’ asked the little girl,
-smiling and blushing.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That I leave you to guess,’ replied the old
-man. He kissed the little girl’s hand, and was
-soon hid from sight by a turn in the road.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Thimblefinger stopped short here, and
-waited to see what the children would say. They
-had listened attentively, but they manifested no
-very great interest.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I reckon they think there is more talk than
-tale in what you have told,” remarked Mr. Rabbit,
-leaning back in his chair. “That’s the way
-it appeared to me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I’ll not say that I have come to the
-end of my story,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger,
-with some show of dignity, “but I have come to
-the part where we can rest awhile, so as to give
-Mr. Rabbit a chance to see if he can do any better.
-We’ll allow the little girl to grow some,
-just as she does in the story.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch04' class='c007'>IV.<br /> <br />THE BLUE HEN’S CHICKEN.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“I’m not much of a story-teller,” said Mr.
-Rabbit, “and I never set up for one, but I will
-say that I like the rough-and-tumble tales a great
-deal better than I do the kind where some great
-somebody is always coming in with conjurings
-and other carryings-on. It’s on account of my
-raising, I reckon.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, stories can’t be all alike,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows. “You might as well expect a
-fiddle to play one tune.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Tell us the kind of story you like best,” said
-Buster John to Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No, not now,” responded Mr. Rabbit. “I’ll
-do that some other time. I happened to think
-just now of a little circumstance that I used to
-hear mentioned when I was younger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“In the country next door there used to be a
-great many chickens. Some were of the barnyard
-breed, some were of the kind they call game,
-some were black, some were white, some were
-brown, some were speckled, and some had their
-feathers curled the wrong way. Among all these
-there was one whose name, as well as I can remember,
-was Mrs. Blue Hen.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Was she really blue?” Sweetest Susan inquired.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, not an indigo blue,” replied Mr. Rabbit,
-after reflecting a moment, “nor yet a sky
-blue. She was just a plain, dull, every-day blue.
-But, such as she was, she was very fine. She belonged
-to one of the first families and moved in
-the very best circles. She was trim-looking, so
-I’ve heard said, and, as she grew older, came to
-have a very bad temper, so much so that she used
-to fly at a hawk if he came near her premises.
-Some of her neighbors used to whisper it around
-that she tried to crow like a rooster, but this was
-after she had grown old and hard-headed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When Mrs. Blue Hen was growing up, she
-was very nice and particular. She couldn’t bear
-to get water on her feet, and she was always
-shaking the dust from her clothes. Some said
-she was finicky, and some said she was nervous.
-Once, when she fanned out little Billy Bantam,
-who called on her one day, a great many of her
-acquaintances said she would never settle down
-and make a good housekeeper.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But after awhile Mrs. Blue Hen concluded
-that it was about time for her to have a family of
-her own, so she went away off from the other
-chickens and made her a nest in the middle of a
-thick briar patch. She made her a nest there and
-laid an egg. It was new and white, and Mrs.
-Blue Hen was very proud of it. She was so
-proud, in fact, that, although she had made up
-her mind to make no fuss over it, she went running
-and cackling toward the house, just as any
-common hen would do. She made so much fuss
-that away down in the branch Mr. Willy Weasel
-winked at Miss Mimy Mink.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do you hear that?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I never heard anything plainer in my life,’
-says she.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Mrs. Blue Hen was so proud of her new,
-white egg that she went back after awhile to look
-at it. There it was, shining white in the grass.
-She covered it up and hid it as well as she could,
-and then she went about getting dinner ready.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The next morning she went to the nest and
-laid another egg just like the first one. This
-happened for three mornings; but on the fourth
-morning, when Mrs. Blue Hen went back, she
-found four eggs in the nest, and all four appeared
-to be dingy and muddy looking. She was very
-much astonished and alarmed, as well she might
-be, for here right before her eyes she saw four
-eggs, when she knew in reason that there should
-be but three; and not only that, they were all
-dingy and dirty.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Mrs. Blue Hen was so excited that she took
-off her bonnet and began to fan herself. Then
-she wondered whether she had not made a miscount;
-whether she had not really laid four instead
-of three eggs. The more she thought about
-it, the more confused she became. She hung her
-bonnet on a blackberry bush and tried to count
-off the days on her toes. She began to count,—’One,
-two, three,’—and she would have stopped
-there, but she couldn’t. She had four toes on
-her foot, and she was compelled to count them
-all. There was a toe on the foot for every egg
-in the nest.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This caused Mrs. Blue Hen to feel somewhat
-more comfortable in mind and body, but she was
-left in such a hysterical state that she went off
-cackling nervously, and postponed laying an egg
-until late in the afternoon. After that there were
-five in the nest, and she kept on laying until there
-were ten altogether. Then Mrs. Blue Hen rumpled
-up her feathers and got mad with herself, and
-went to setting. I reckon that’s what you call
-it. I’ve heard some call it ‘setting’ and others
-‘sitting.’ Once, when I was courting, I spoke of
-a sitting hen, but the young lady said I was too
-prissy for anything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What is prissy?” asked Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit shut his eyes and scratched his ear.
-Then he shook his head slowly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It’s nothing but a girl’s word,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows by way of explanation. “It means
-that somebody’s trying hard to show off.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I reckon that’s so,” said Mr. Rabbit, opening
-his eyes. He appeared to be much relieved.
-“Well, Mrs. Blue Hen got mad and went to setting.
-She was in a snug place and nobody bothered
-her. It was such a quiet place that she could
-hear Mr. Willy Weasel and Miss Mimy Mink gossiping
-in the calamus bushes, and she could hear
-Mrs. Puddle Duck wading in the branch. One
-day Mrs. Puddle Duck made so bold as to push
-her way through the briars and look in upon
-Mrs. Blue Hen. But her visit was not relished.
-Mrs. Blue Hen rumpled her feathers up and
-spread out her tail to such a degree and squalled
-out such a harsh protest that Mrs. Puddle Duck
-was glad to waddle off with whole bones. But
-when she got back to the branch she spluttered
-about a good deal, crying out:</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Aha! aha! quack, quack! Aha! You are
-there, are you? Aha! you’ll have trouble before
-you get away. Aha!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now the fact was that Mrs. Puddle Duck was
-the very one that had caused Mrs. Blue Hen all
-the trouble,” said Mr. Rabbit, nodding his head
-solemnly. “While wading in the branch, Mrs.
-Puddle Duck had seen Mrs. Blue Hen going to
-her nest for three days, slipping and creeping
-through the weeds and bushes, and she wanted
-to know what all the slipping and creeping was
-about. So, on the third day Mrs. Puddle Duck
-did some slipping and creeping on her own account.
-She crept up close enough to see Mrs.
-Blue Hen on her nest, and she was near enough to
-see Mrs. Blue Hen when she ran away cackling.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then Mrs. Puddle Duck waddled up and
-peeped in the nest. There she saw three eggs as
-white and as smooth as ivory, and the sight filled
-her with jealousy. She began to talk to herself:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I knew she must be mighty proud, the stuck-up
-thing! I can see that by the way she steps
-around here. Quack, quack! and I’ll just show
-her a thing or two.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then and there Mrs. Puddle Duck, all muddy
-as she was, got in Mrs. Blue Hen’s nest and sat
-on her beautiful white eggs and soiled them.
-And even that was not all. Out of pure spite
-Mrs. Puddle Duck laid one of her own dingy-looking
-eggs in Mrs. Blue Hen’s nest, and that
-was the cause of all the trouble. That was the
-reason Mrs. Blue Hen found four dingy eggs in
-her nest when there ought to have been three
-clean white ones.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, Mrs. Blue Hen went to setting, and
-after so long a time nine little chickens were
-hatched. She was very proud of them. She
-taught them how to talk, and then she wanted to
-get off her nest and teach them how to scratch
-about and earn their own living. But there was
-still one egg to hatch, and so Mrs. Blue Hen continued
-to set on it. One day she made up her
-mind to take her chicks off and leave the egg that
-wouldn’t hatch. The old Speckled Hen happened
-to be passing and Mrs. Blue Hen asked
-her advice. But the old Speckled Hen was very
-much shocked when she heard the particulars.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What! with nine chickens!’ she cried.
-‘Why, nine is an odd number. It would never
-do in the world. Hatch out the other egg.’</p>
-<div id='i042' class='figcenter id007'>
-<img src='images/i042.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>ONE OF THEM WAS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE REST</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“But young people are very impatient, and
-Mrs. Blue Hen was young. She fretted and worried
-a good deal, but in a few days the tenth egg
-hatched. Mrs. Blue Hen felt very much better
-after this. In fact, she felt so comfortable that
-she didn’t take the trouble to look at the chicken
-that hatched from the tenth egg. But when she
-brought her children off the nest she was very
-much astonished to find that one of them was entirely
-different from all the rest. She was not
-only surprised, but shocked. Nine of her children
-were as neat-looking as she could wish them
-to be, but the tenth one was a sight to see. It
-had weak eyes, a bill as broad as a case-knife, and
-big, flat feet. Its feet were so big that it waddled
-when it walked, and all the toes of each foot
-were joined together.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Mrs. Blue Hen had very high notions. She
-wanted everybody to think that she belonged to
-the quality, but this wabbly chicken with a broad
-bill and a foot that had no instep to it took her
-pride down a peg. She kept her children hid as
-long as she could, but she had to come out in
-public after a while, and when she did—well,
-I’ll let you know there was an uproar in the
-barnyard. The old Speckled Hen was the first
-to begin it. She cried out:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Look—look—look! Look at the Blue
-Hen’s chickens!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then the Guinea hens began to laugh, and the
-old Turkey Gobbler was so tickled he came near
-swallowing his snout. Mrs. Blue Hen hung her
-head with shame, and carried her children away
-off in the woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But her flat-footed chicken gave rise to a byword
-in all that country. When any stranger
-came along looking rough and ragged, it was
-the common saying that he was the Blue Hen’s
-chicken.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’ve heard it many a time,” remarked Mrs.
-Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There was no story in that,” Buster John
-suggested.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “Just some every-day
-facts picked up and strung together.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Speaking of stories,” said Mrs. Meadows, “I
-have one in my mind that is a sure enough story—one
-of the old-fashioned kind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, please, ma’am, tell it,” said Buster
-John, so seriously that they all laughed except
-Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch05' class='c007'>V.<br /> <br />HOW A KING WAS FOUND.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“What about the little girl who had the vial of
-sparkling water?” said Sweetest Susan, turning
-to Mr. Thimblefinger, just as Mrs. Meadows was
-about to begin her story.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, she is growing,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John frowned at his sister, as boys will
-do when they are impatient, and Sweetest Susan
-said no more.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time,” Mrs. Meadows began,
-rubbing her chin thoughtfully, “there was a
-country that suddenly found itself without a king.
-This was a long time ago, before people in some
-parts of the world began to think it was unfashionable
-to have kings. I don’t know what
-the trouble was exactly, whether the king died,
-or whether he was carried off, or whether he did
-something to cause the people to take away his
-crown and put him in the calaboose.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Anyhow, they suddenly found themselves
-without a king, and it made them feel very uncomfortable.
-They were so restless and uneasy that
-they couldn’t sleep well at night. They were in
-the habit of having a king to govern them, and
-they felt very nervous without one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now in that country there were eleven wise
-men whose trade it was to give advice. Instead
-of falling out and wrangling with one another
-and ruining their business, these eleven wise men
-had formed a copartnership and set up a sort
-of store, where anybody and everybody could get
-advice by the wholesale or retail. I don’t know
-whether they charged anything, because there
-never has been a time since the world had more
-than two people in it that advice wasn’t as cheap
-as dirt.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The eleven wise men were there, ready to
-give advice, and so the people went to them and
-asked them how to select a king. The eleven
-wise men put their heads together, and after
-a while they told the people that they must select
-nine of their best men and send them out on the
-roads leading to the capital city, and when these
-nine men found a man sleeping in the shade of a
-tree, they were to watch him for four hours, and
-if the shadow of the tree stood still so as to keep
-the sun from shining on him, he was the one to
-select for their king. Then the eleven wise men,
-looking very solemn, bowed the people out, and
-the people went off and selected nine of their
-best men to find them a king.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now it happened that in a part of the country
-not far from the capital city there lived a boy
-with his mother and stepfather. They were not
-poor and they were not rich, but everybody said
-the boy was the handsomest and brightest that
-had ever been seen in that section. He was about
-sixteen years old, and was very strong and tall.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“One day, when the stepfather was in the village
-near which they lived, a stranger passed
-through on his way to the capital city. He had
-neither wallet nor staff, but he drew a great crowd
-of idle people around him. He was carrying a
-red rooster, and although the fowl’s feet were tied
-together and his head hanging down, he crowed
-lustily every few minutes. It was this that drew
-the crowd of idle people. One with more curiosity
-than the rest asked the stranger why the
-rooster crowed and continued to crow.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘He is a royal bird,’ the stranger replied.
-‘There is no king in this country, and whoever
-eats this bird’s head will reign as king.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘He must be worth a pretty sum,’ said one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘By no means,’ answered the stranger. ‘He
-is worth no more than a silver piece.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the people only laughed. They thought
-the stranger was making fun of them. He went
-on his way, and had soon passed beyond the village.
-Now it chanced that the stepfather of the
-bright and handsome boy was in the crowd that
-gathered around the stranger. He thought it
-was very queer that a rooster should be crowing
-so bravely when his legs were tied together and
-while his head was hanging down. So he said to
-himself that there might be some truth in what
-the stranger said. He ran after the man and soon
-overtook him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is a fine fowl,’ said the boy’s stepfather.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It is a royal bird,’ the stranger replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What is he worth?’ asked the boy’s stepfather.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I shall be glad to get rid of him,’ said the
-stranger. ‘Give me a piece of silver and take
-him.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This was soon done, and the stepfather took
-the rooster under his arm.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Remember this,’ remarked the stranger; ‘if
-you eat the head of that bird you will reign in
-this country as king.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, ho!’ laughed the boy’s stepfather, ‘you
-are a fine joker.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With the fowl under his arm he went toward
-his home. He had gone but a little way when he
-turned to look at the stranger, but the man had
-disappeared. The country was level for a long
-distance in all directions, but the stranger could
-not be seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The boy’s stepfather carried the fowl home
-and said to his wife:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Cook this bird for supper. Cook the head
-also.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man was afraid to tell his wife why he
-wanted the head cooked. He knew she was very
-fond of her son, and he reasoned to himself that
-if she knew what the stranger had said she would
-give the head to the boy. So he only told her to
-be careful to cook the fowl’s head and save it for
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The wife did as she was bid. She cooked the
-fowl and the fowl’s head, and placed them away
-in the cupboard until her husband and her son
-came home. It happened that something kept
-the husband in the village a little later than usual,
-and while the woman was waiting for him her son
-came in and said he was very hungry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You will find something in the cupboard,’
-his mother said. ‘Eat a little now, and when
-your stepfather returns we will have supper.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The boy went to the cupboard. The fowl
-was on a big dish ready to be carved, and the
-head was in the saucer by itself. To save time
-and trouble the boy took the head and ate it, and
-then felt as if he could wait for supper very comfortably.
-The husband came, and the woman
-proceeded to set the table. When she came to
-look for the fowl’s head it was gone.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, I ate it,’ said her son, when he heard
-her exclamation of surprise. ‘I found it in the
-saucer, and I ate it rather than cut the fowl.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The stepfather was angry enough to tear his
-hair, but he said nothing. The next day the boy
-went hunting. He was ready to return about
-noon, but, being tired, he stretched himself in the
-shade of a tree and was soon sound asleep.</p>
-<div id='i052' class='figcenter id008'>
-<img src='images/i052.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>THEY SAW THE HANDSOME BOY SLEEPING</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“While he was sleeping his soundest, the nine
-men who had been appointed by the people to
-find them a king chanced to pass that way. They
-saw the handsome boy sleeping in the shade of
-the tree, and they stationed themselves around and
-watched him. For four long hours they watched
-the boy, but still the shadow of the tree kept
-the sun from his face. The nine men consulted
-among themselves, and they came to the conclusion
-that the shadow of the tree hadn’t moved,
-and that the boy was a well-favored lad who
-would look very well when he was dressed up and
-put on a throne with a crown on his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they shook the boy and aroused him from
-his sleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What’s your name?’ asked the spokesman.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Telambus,’ replied the boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where do you live?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not far from here.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How would you like to be king?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I have never tried it. Is it an easy trade to
-learn?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The nine men looked at each other shrewdly
-and smiled. They each had the same thought.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They went with the boy to his home and saw
-his mother, and inquired about his age and his
-education, and asked a hundred other questions
-besides. They cautioned the woman as they were
-leaving to say nothing of their visit except this,
-that they were going about hunting for a king
-and had called to make some inquiries.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When her husband came home he had already
-heard of the visit of the distinguished company,
-and so he asked his wife a thousand questions.
-All the answer he got was that the visitors were
-hunting for a king.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m sure it was for me they were hunting,’
-said the man. ‘How unfortunate that I was
-away.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, don’t worry,’ replied his wife. ‘If
-they ever intended to make you king, they’ll come
-back after you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You don’t seem to think much about it,’
-remarked the man, ‘but some of these days
-you’ll find out that you narrowly escaped being
-the king’s wife.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The nine citizens were so certain that they
-had found the right person to rule over their
-country as king, that they made haste to return
-to the capital city and tell the news to the eleven
-wise men who had sent them out. They made
-their report, and the eleven wise men put their
-heads together once more. When they had consulted
-together a long time, they said to the people:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There is one test by which you may know
-whether a king has been found. Send a messenger
-and ask this young man to send us a rope
-made of sand a hundred feet long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The messenger straightway went to the
-house of Telambus and told him what the eleven
-wise men had said. His mother straightway fell
-to crying. But Telambus laughed at her fears.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Tell the eleven wise men,’ he said to the
-messenger, ‘that there are various patterns of
-sand ropes. Let them send me a sample of the
-kind they want—a piece only a foot long—and
-I will make them one a hundred feet long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The messenger returned to the eleven wise
-men and told them what Telambus had said.
-They put their heads together again and then told
-the people that the young man was wise enough
-to be their king. There was great rejoicing then,
-and the nine wise men who had found him went
-to fetch him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But Telambus shook his head. ‘Kings are
-not carried about in this way. Where are your
-banners and your chariots? Where are your
-drums and your cymbals?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the nine men returned to the eleven wise
-men and told them what Telambus had said.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘He is right,’ said the eleven wise men. ‘He
-is a king already. Get your horses, your chariots,
-your banners, and your music, and bring our
-king in as he deserves to be brought.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So Telambus was made the king of that
-country.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>At this point Mrs. Meadows began to hunt for
-a knitting-needle she had dropped, and the children
-knew that the story was ended.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That was a pretty good story,” said Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “It was short and sweet, as the
-king-bird said to the honey-bee.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Dey wuz too much kingin’ in it ter suit me.
-Ef folks got ter have kings, how come we ain’t
-got none?” asked Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Please tell me about the little girl with the
-vial of sparkling water from the Well at the End
-of the World,” said Sweetest Susan to Mr. Thimblefinger.
-“I expect she is nearly grown by this
-time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, yes,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger, “she
-has now grown to be quite a young lady.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Huh!” grunted Drusilla, “ef folks grow up
-dat quick, I dunner what hinder me from bein’
-a ol’ gray-head ’oman by sundown.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch06' class='c007'>VI.<br /> <br />THE MAGIC RING.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Don’t you see,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, with
-apparent seriousness, “that if we hadn’t left off
-the story of the little girl who went to the Well
-at the End of the World just where we did, she
-would have had no time to grow?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John smiled faintly, but Sweetest Susan
-took the statement seriously, though she said
-nothing. Drusilla boldly indorsed it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I speck dat’s so,” she said, “kaze when de
-lil’ gal got back home wid dat vial she wa’n’t in
-no fix fer ter cut up dem kind er capers what de
-tales tell about.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Certainly not,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger,
-“but now she has had time to grow up to be a
-young lady, almost. Names go for so little down
-here that I haven’t told you hers. She was
-named Eolen. Some said it was a beautiful name,
-but her stepmother and her stepmother’s daughter
-said it was very ugly. Anyhow, that was her
-name, and whether it was ugly or whether it was
-beautiful, she had to make the best of it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, Eolen went home when the old man
-gave her the vial of water from the Well at the
-End of the World. She hid the vial beneath her
-apron until she reached her own room, and then
-she placed it at the very bottom of her little trunk,—a
-trunk that had belonged to her mother, who
-was dead.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Nothing happened for a long time. Whenever
-Friday fell on the thirteenth of a month,
-Eolen would rub a drop of the sparkling water
-on her forehead, and she grew to be the loveliest
-young lady that ever was seen. Her stepsister
-was not bad-looking, but, compared with Eolen,
-she was ugly. The contrast between them was so
-great that people could not help noticing it and
-making remarks about it. Some of these remarks
-came to the ears of her stepmother.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now a stepmother can be just as nice and as
-good as anybody, but this particular stepmother
-cared for nothing except her own child, and she
-soon came to hate Eolen for being so beautiful.
-She had never treated the child kindly, but now
-she began to treat her cruelly. Eolen never told
-her father, but somehow he seemed to know what
-was going on, and he treated her more affectionately
-each day, as her stepmother grew more
-cruel.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This lasted for some time, but finally Eolen’s
-father fell ill and died, and then, although she
-had many admirers, she was left without a friend
-she could confide in or rely on. To make matters
-worse, her stepmother produced a will in
-which her husband had left everything to her
-and nothing to Eolen. The poor girl didn’t
-know what to do. She knew that her father had
-made no such will, but how could she prove it?
-She happened to think of the vial of sparkling
-waters. She found it and turned it upside down.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“On the instant there was a loud knock at the
-street door. Eolen would have gone to open it,
-but her stepmother was there before her. She
-peeped from behind the curtains in the hallway,
-and saw a tall, richly-dressed stranger standing
-on the steps.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I wish to see a young lady who lives here.
-She is the daughter of an old friend,’ said the
-stranger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The stepmother smiled very sweetly. ‘Come
-in. I will call her.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But instead of calling Eolen she called her
-own daughter. The girl went, but not with a
-good grace. She had been petted and spoiled,
-and was very saucy and impolite. The stranger
-smiled when he saw her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What was my mother doing when you saw
-her sitting by the Well at the End of the World?’
-he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do you take me for a crazy person?’ replied
-the girl.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘By no means,’ said the stranger. ‘You are
-not the young lady I came to see.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The stepmother then called Eolen and stood
-in the room frowning to see what was going to
-happen. Eolen came as soon as she was called,
-and the stranger seemed to be much struck by her
-beauty and modesty. He took her by the hand
-and led her to a chair.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What was my mother doing when you saw
-her sitting by the Well at the End of the World?’
-he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘She was combing her hair,’ replied Eolen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is true,’ remarked the stranger. ‘Yes,
-she was combing her hair.’ Then he turned to
-the stepmother and said: ‘May I see this young
-lady alone for a little while? I have a message
-for her from an old friend.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Certainly!’ the stepmother answered. ‘I
-hope her friend is well-to-do, for her father has
-died without leaving her so much as a farthing.’
-Having said this, the stepmother flounced from
-the room.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I came at your summons,’ said the stranger;
-‘you turned the vial of sparkling water upside
-down, and now I am here to do your bidding.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then Eolen told him of the death of her
-father, and how he had left all of his property
-to her stepmother. The stranger listened attentively,
-and while he listened played with a heavy
-gold ring that he wore on his third finger. When
-Eolen was through with her story he took this
-ring from his finger and handed it to her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Look through that,’ he said, ‘and tell me
-what you see.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Eolen held the ring to one of her eyes, and
-peeped through the golden circle. She was so
-surprised that she came near dropping the ring.
-She had held it up toward the stranger, but instead
-of seeing him through the ring she seemed
-to be looking into a room in which some person
-was moving about. As she continued to look, the
-scene appeared to be a familiar one. The room
-was the one her stepmother occupied—the room
-in which her father had died. She saw her stepmother
-take from her father’s private drawer a
-folded paper and hide it behind the mantel. Then
-the scene vanished, and through the ring she saw
-the stranger smiling at her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What you have seen happened some time
-ago.’ He took the ring and replaced it on his
-finger. ‘Your stepmother is now coming this
-way. She has been trying to hear what we are
-saying. When she comes in, do you get your
-father’s real will from behind the mantel and
-bring it to me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sure enough the stepmother came into the
-room silently and suddenly. She pretended to be
-much surprised to find any one there.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You must excuse me,’ she said to the stranger.
-‘I imagined I heard you take your leave
-some time ago.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You are excusable,’ replied the stranger.
-‘I have been reflecting rather than talking. I
-have been thinking what could be done for your
-stepdaughter, who must be quite a burden to
-you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The stepmother took this for an invitation to
-tell what she knew about Eolen, and you may be
-sure she didn’t waste any praise on the young
-lady. But right in the midst of it all Eolen, who
-had gone out, returned and handed the stranger
-the folded paper that had been hid behind the
-mantel. The stepmother recognized it and turned
-pale.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘This,’ said the stranger, opening the paper
-and reading it at a glance, ‘is your father’s will.
-I see he has left you half the property.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is the will my husband forgot to destroy,’
-cried the stepmother. ‘I have the real
-will.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘May I see it?’ asked the stranger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The stepmother ran to fetch it, but when the
-stranger had opened it, not a line nor a word of
-writing could be found on it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see you are fond of a joke,’ said the
-stranger, but the stepmother had fallen into a
-chair and sat with her face hid in her hands. ‘I
-am fond of a joke myself,’ continued the stranger,
-‘and I think I can match yours.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that the stranger took the real will,
-tore it in small pieces and threw it into the fireplace.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What have you done?’ cried Eolen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The most difficult thing in the world,’ replied
-the stranger; ‘I have made this lady happy.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And sure enough the stepmother was smiling
-and thanking him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I thought you were my enemy,’ she said,
-‘but now I see you are my friend indeed. How
-can I repay you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘By treating this young lady here as your
-daughter,’ he replied. ‘Have no fear,’ he said,
-turning to Eolen. ‘No harm can befall you.
-What I have done is for the best.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But before he went away he gave Eolen the
-gold ring, and told her to wear it for the sake of
-his mother, who sat by the Well at the End of
-the World. She thanked him for his kindness
-and promised she would keep the ring and treasure
-it as long as she lived.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But there was one trouble with this magic
-ring. It was too large for any of Eolen’s fingers.
-She had the whitest and most beautiful hands
-ever seen, but the ring would fit none of her
-fingers. Around her neck she wore a necklace
-of coral beads, and on this necklace she hung the
-ring.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For many day’s Eolen’s stepmother was kind
-to her, almost too kind. But the woman was
-afraid her stepdaughter would inform the judges
-of her effort to steal and hide her husband’s will.
-The judges were very severe in those days and in
-that country, and if the woman had been brought
-before them and such a crime proven on her, she
-would have been sent to the rack.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What is a rack?” asked Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Hit’s de place whar dey scrunch folks’s ve’y
-vitals out’n ’em,” said Drusilla solemnly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That’s about right, I reckon,” assented Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “Well, the stepmother was as
-kind to Eolen as she knew how to be, but the
-kindness didn’t last long. She hated her stepdaughter
-worse than ever. She was afraid of
-her, but she didn’t hate her any the less on that
-account.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Eolen had a habit of taking off her coral
-necklace and placing it under her pillow at night.
-One night, when she was fast asleep, her stepmother
-crept into the room and slipped the ring
-from the necklace. She had no idea it was a
-magic ring. She said to herself that it would
-look better on her daughter’s finger than it did
-on Eolen’s coral necklace, so she took the ring
-and slipped it on the finger of her sleeping daughter,
-and then stepped back a little to admire the
-big golden circle on the coarse, red hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Almost immediately the daughter began to
-toss and tumble in her sleep. She flung her arms
-wildly about and tried to talk. The mother, becoming
-alarmed, tried to wake her, but it was some
-time before the girl could be roused from her
-troubled sleep.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh!’ she cried, when she awoke, ‘what is
-the matter with me? I dreamed some one was
-cutting my finger off. What was it? Oh! it
-hurts me still!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“She held up the finger on which her mother
-had placed the ring and tried to tear off the
-golden band. ‘It burns—it burns!’ she cried.
-‘Take it off.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Her mother tried to take the ring off, but it
-was some time before she succeeded. Her daughter
-struggled and cried so that it was a hard matter
-to remove the ring, which seemed to be as hot
-as fire. A red blister was left on the girl’s finger,
-and she was in great pain.</p>
-<div id='i066' class='figcenter id009'>
-<img src='images/i066.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>HER STEPMOTHER CREPT INTO THE ROOM</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘What have I done?’ the mother cried, seeing
-her daughter’s condition. The two made so
-much noise that Eolen awoke and went to the
-door to find out what the trouble was.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Go away, you hussy!’ screamed the stepmother
-when she saw Eolen at the door. ‘Go
-away! You are a witch!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, what have I done?’ Eolen asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You are the cause of all this trouble. For
-amusement I placed your gold ring on my dear
-daughter’s finger, and now see her condition!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, then, did you take my ring? If you
-had left it where I placed it, you would have had
-none of this trouble.’ Eolen spoke with so much
-dignity that her stepmother was surprised into
-silence, though she could talk faster and louder
-than a flutter-mill. But finally she found her
-voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Go away! You are a witch!’ she said to
-Eolen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But Eolen went boldly into the room. ‘Give
-me my ring!’ she exclaimed. ‘You shall wrong
-me no further. Give me my ring! I will have
-it!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This roused the stepmother’s temper. She
-searched on the floor till she found the ring.
-Then she opened a window and flung it as far as
-she could send it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now let’s see you get it!’ she cried. With
-that she seized Eolen by the arm and pushed her
-from the room, saying, ‘Go away, you witch!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, then,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, after
-pausing to take breath, “what was the poor girl
-to do?” He looked at Sweetest Susan as if
-expecting her to answer the question.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’m sure I don’t know,” replied Sweetest
-Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Shake up de bottle,” exclaimed Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Exactly so,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch07' class='c007'>VII.<br /> <br />THE COW WITH THE GOLDEN HORNS.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“I hope that isn’t all of the story,—if you
-call it a story,” said Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Which?” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, with
-an air of having forgotten the whole business.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, that about throwing the gold ring from
-the window,” replied Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, no,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, in an absent-minded
-way. “In a book, you know, you
-can read right on if you want to, or you can put
-the book down and rest yourself when you get
-tired. But when I’m telling a story, you must
-give me time to rest. I’m so little, you know,
-that it doesn’t take much to tire me. Of course,
-if you don’t like the story, I can stop any time.
-It’s no trouble at all to stop. Just wink your
-eye at me twice, and I’m mum.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, we don’t want you to stop,” said Sweetest
-Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No, don’t stop,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, drowsily,
-“because then everybody gets to talking,
-and I can’t doze comfortably. Your stories are
-as comforting to me as a feather-bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then I’ll add a bolster to the bed,” exclaimed
-Mr. Thimblefinger. He hesitated a moment,
-and then went on with the story:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course, Eolen didn’t know what to do
-when her stepmother threw the gold ring from
-the window and pushed her from the room. She
-went back to her bed and lay down, but she
-couldn’t sleep. After a while daylight came,
-and then she dressed herself and went down into
-the garden to hunt for the ring. She searched
-everywhere, but the ring was not to be found.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now the ring could have been found very
-easily if it had been where it fell when Eolen’s
-stepmother threw it from the window. But that
-night a tame crow, belonging to the Prince of
-that country, was roosting in one of the trees in
-the garden.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, was it a sure enough Prince?” asked
-Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, certainly,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger,
-with great solemnity. “A make-believe Prince
-could never have reigned in that country. The
-people would have found him out, and he would
-have been put in the calaboose. Well, this tame
-crow that belonged to the Prince had wandered
-off over the fields, and had gone so far away from
-the palace that it was unable to get back before
-dark, and so it went to bed in one of the trees
-growing in the garden behind the house where
-Eolen lived.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course, as soon as morning came, the crow
-was wide awake and ready for any mischief that
-might turn up. It flew to the ground, hoping to
-find something for breakfast, and hopped about,
-searching in the leaves and grass. Suddenly the
-crow saw the ring shining on the ground and
-picked it up and turned it over. What could it
-be? The crow’s curiosity was such that it forgot
-all about breakfast. It seized the ring in its beak
-and went flopping to the palace. It was so early
-in the morning that the palace was closed, but the
-crow flew straight to the Prince’s window and beat
-his wings against it until some of the attendants
-came and opened it, when the crow walked in
-with great dignity.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince had been awakened by the noise,
-but when he saw the bird stalking into the room
-as stiff as a major-general of militia, he fell back
-on his bed laughing. The crow hopped to the
-foot-board of the bed and stood there holding the
-gold ring in his beak, as much as to say, ‘Don’t
-you wish you were as rich as I am?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince rose from his bed and took the
-ring from the crow, but it was so hot that he
-made haste to drop it in a basin of cold water.
-Then a curious thing happened. The ring seemed
-to expand in the basin until it was as large as the
-bottom, and within the circle it made the picture
-of a beautiful girl standing by a milk-white cow.
-There were two peculiarities about the milk-white
-cow. Her ears were as black as jet, and her horns
-shone and glittered as if they were made of gold.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince was entranced. He gazed at the
-beautiful picture long and lovingly, and the crow
-sat on the rim of the basin and chuckled as
-proudly as if it had painted the picture. The
-girl was the loveliest the Prince had ever seen, and
-the cow was surely the most beautiful of her kind.
-The Prince’s attendants uttered exclamations of
-delight when they saw the picture, and his ministers,
-when they were sent for, were struck dumb
-with astonishment.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘If this bird could only speak!’ cried the
-Prince.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the crow went chuckling about the room
-saying to itself, ‘What a fool a Prince must be
-who cannot understand my simple language!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince gazed at the picture framed by
-the gold ring for a long time. At last he concluded
-to take it from the water. As he did so
-it shrunk to its natural size, and the picture of
-the beautiful girl and the Cow with the Golden
-Horns disappeared, and the ring no longer burnt
-his fingers. He dropped it in the basin once
-more, but it remained a simple gold ring and the
-picture failed to appear again.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince was disconsolate. He remained
-in the palace and refused to go out. He moped
-and pined, until the family doctor was called in.
-The doctor fussed about and felt of the Prince’s
-pulse and looked at his tongue, and said that a
-change of air was necessary; but the Prince said
-he didn’t want any change of air and wouldn’t
-have it. In fact, he said he didn’t want any air
-at all, and he wouldn’t take any pills or powders,
-and he wouldn’t drink any sage tea, and he
-wouldn’t have any mustard plaster put on him.
-He was in love, and he knew that the more medicine
-he took, the worse off he would be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, a little sage tea ain’t bad when you are
-in love,” remarked Mrs. Meadows. “It’s mighty
-soothing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Maybe,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, “but
-the Prince didn’t want it, and wouldn’t have it.
-He wanted the beautiful girl he had seen in the
-picture. He was in love with her, and he wanted
-to marry her. So his ministers consulted together
-and finally they sent around a bailiff”—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Nonsense!” cried Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Tut—tut!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “he sent a
-crier around”—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A herald, you mean,” suggested Buster John,
-who had read a good many story books.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A bailiff could do the work just as well, but
-you can have it your way. Well,” continued Mr.
-Thimblefinger, “the Prince’s ministers sent a herald
-around to inquire at all the people’s houses if
-any of them had a Cow with Golden Horns, but
-nobody had such a cow, and everybody wondered
-what the herald meant. A Cow with Golden
-Horns! People went about asking one another
-if they had ever heard of such a thing before.
-Some said the throne was tottering. Others said
-the politicians were trying to work a scheme to
-increase taxation. Still others talked about the
-peril of the nation. Everybody had some explanation,
-but nobody had the right one. The poor
-young Prince was nearly crazy to find the young
-girl whose picture he had seen in the basin of
-water.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For a few days the people heard no more of
-the matter, but at the end of a week the herald
-went round the city again declaring that the
-Prince would marry any young lady who would
-bring as her marriage portion a Cow with Golden
-Horns. She need not have riches of any kind;
-all that was necessary was a Cow with Golden
-Horns. This word went around among the people
-and from city to city. Rich men with daughters
-tried everywhere to buy a Cow with Golden
-Horns, but all to no purpose.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince waited and waited and pined and
-grew thinner. But just as matters were getting
-to be very serious indeed, an old man appeared
-in the palace park leading a beautiful white cow
-with jet black ears and golden horns. The servants
-set up such a shout when they saw the beautiful
-cow that everybody in the palace was aroused
-and all came out to see what caused the noise.
-Then the servants and attendants ran over one
-another in their efforts to reach the Prince, who
-was moping in his room. As they ran they
-cried:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The Cow with the Golden Horns has come!
-The Cow with the Golden Horns has come!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince forgot his dignity and hurried out
-to see the Cow with the Golden Horns. The old
-man came leading her, and she was, indeed, a
-beautiful creature. Her head and limbs were almost
-as delicate as those of a deer, and her eyes
-were large and soft. Her body was as white as
-snow, her ears glistened like black silk, and her
-golden horns shone in the sun. The old man
-bowed low as he led the beautiful cow forward.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I wouldn’t make much of a bride myself,
-your Majesty,’ he said. ‘I have brought you the
-Cow with the Golden Horns. She might find you
-the bride that I failed to bring you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I fear I shall have no such good fortune,’
-replied the Prince. ‘But I think you have proved
-to me that I am not dreaming. How shall I
-reward you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I ask no reward, your Majesty. I only ask
-the privilege of taking away my Cow with the
-Golden Horns when you have found your bride.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When the Prince had given his promise, the
-old man said, ‘You have a ring, your Majesty,
-that came to you in a curious way. Let this ring
-be placed on the left horn of the cow. The girl
-or woman that is able to remove this ring will be
-the bride you are wishing for. Every morning
-the Cow with the Golden Horns will appear here
-in the lawn and remain until night falls. Let
-it be announced, your Majesty, that whoever
-takes the ring from her shall be the Princess of
-the Realm.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Huh!” exclaimed Drusilla suddenly. “He
-talk like he been ter college.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Will you hush?” cried Buster John. But
-Mr. Thimblefinger paid no attention to the
-interruption.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But how do you know,’ asked the Prince,
-‘that the right one will come to get the ring?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How do I know that your Majesty has the
-ring?’ the old man answered.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This seemed to satisfy the Prince, who caused
-it to be announced all through his kingdom that
-he would choose for his bride the girl or woman
-who would take the ring from the golden horn of
-the Cow.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course there was a great commotion among
-the ladies when this announcement was made, and
-nearly all of them tried to take the ring from the
-golden horn of the Cow. Some said they tried it
-just for fun, and some said they tried it just out
-of curiosity; but all of them failed. Even Eolen’s
-stepmother tried, and then she made her daughter
-try, but when the daughter touched the ring it
-burnt her so that she screamed. And then some
-of those who had tried and failed turned up their
-noses and said it was a trick.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Eolen had never thought of trying. She had
-seen the Prince and admired him, yet she had no
-idea of going up before all these people. But as
-soon as her stepmother started for the palace with
-her daughter, there came a knock at the door.
-Eolen opened it, and there, standing before her,
-was the old man who had carried her to the
-Thunder’s house, and to the Jumping-Off Place.
-She was very glad to see him, and told him so,
-and he was just as glad to see her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why don’t you go and get your ring?’ he
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It is lost,’ she answered.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It is found,’ he said. ‘I have placed it on
-the golden horn of the Cow that stands near the
-palace door. You must go and get it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I have nothing to wear,’ she replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then the old man tapped on the wall and
-called:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Sister Jane! Sister Jane! Where are
-you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I am where I ought to be,’ was the reply.
-The wall opened and out stepped the old, old
-woman that Eolen had seen combing her hair by
-the Well at the End of the World.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Clothe this child in silk and satin and comb
-her hair out fine, Sister Jane.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old woman grumbled a little, but gave
-Eolen a touch here and there, and in a moment
-she was dressed as fine as the finest lady in the
-land.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now she is ready, brother,’ said the old, old
-woman, and then she disappeared in the wall,
-combing her long gray hair and smiling.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Must I walk?’ asked Eolen, looking at her
-satin slippers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Nonsense!’ exclaimed the old man. Then
-he tapped in another part of the wall. ‘Nephew!
-Nephew! Where are you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wherever you wish me to be,’ a voice replied,
-and then the wall opened, and out stepped
-the handsome stranger who had given Eolen the
-gold ring. ‘What do you want?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘A carriage and horses,’ said the old man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘They are at the door,’ was the reply, ‘and
-I’ll drive them myself.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sure enough, there stood at the door a coach
-and four, and Eolen was carried to the palace
-in grand style. Liveried servants appeared and
-spread a strip of carpet before her, and the Cow
-with the Golden Horns came running to meet her,
-and in a moment she had the ring. Then the
-people set up a loud shout, crying:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The Princess! the Princess!’</p>
-<div id='i080' class='figcenter id010'>
-<img src='images/i080.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>SHE WOULD HAVE KNELT, BUT HE LIFTED HER UP</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“And then the Prince came out and went to
-her. She would have knelt, but he lifted her up
-and knelt himself before her, and kissed her hand,
-and smiled on her, for she was the lovely girl he
-had seen in the picture.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What is the moral of that?” inquired Mr.
-Rabbit, waking from his nap.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, you didn’t even hear the story,” said
-Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That is the reason I want to hear the moral
-of it,” remarked Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There is no moral at all,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then I’m mighty glad I was asleep,” grumbled
-Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch08' class='c007'>VIII.<br /> <br />BROTHER WOLF’S TWO BIG DINNERS.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>The children said they were very much pleased
-with the story about the Cow with the Golden
-Horns. Buster John even went so far as to say
-that it was as good as some of the stories in the
-books. But Mr. Thimblefinger shook his head.
-He said he was very glad they were pleased with
-it, but he knew Mr. Rabbit was right. The story
-couldn’t be a very good story, because it had no
-moral.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But I think it had a very good moral,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What was it?” inquired Mr. Rabbit with
-great solemnity.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, if the little girl had been too stingy to
-give the old beggar a piece of her cake, she would
-never have come to be Princess,” replied Mrs.
-Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Did she give the beggar a piece of cake?”
-asked Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, certainly she did,” Mr. Thimblefinger
-answered.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, setting himself
-back in his chair, “I must have been fast asleep
-when she did it. But the place for a moral, as
-I’ve been told, is right at the end of a story, and
-not at the beginning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Can’t you tell us a story with a moral?” suggested
-Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I can,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “I can for a
-fact, and the piece of cake you mentioned puts
-me in mind of it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit closed his eyes and rubbed his nose,
-and then began:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time, when Brother Fox and
-myself were living on pretty good terms with each
-other, we received an invitation to attend a barbecue
-that Brother Wolf was going to give on the
-following Saturday. The next day we received
-an invitation to a barbecue that Brother Bear was
-going to give on the same Saturday.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I made up my mind at once to go to Brother
-Bear’s barbecue, because I knew he would have
-fresh roasting ears, and if there’s anything I
-like better than another, it is fresh roasting ears.
-I asked Brother Fox whether he was going to
-Brother Bear’s barbecue or to Brother Wolf’s,
-but he shook his head. He said he hadn’t
-made up his mind. I just asked him out of idle
-curiosity, for I didn’t care whether he went or
-whether he stayed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I went about my work as usual. Cold weather
-was coming on, and I wanted to get my crops in
-before the big freeze came. But I noticed that
-Brother Fox was mighty restless in his mind. He
-didn’t do a stroke of work. He’d sit down and
-then he’d get up; he’d stand still and look up
-in the tops of the trees, and then he’d walk back
-and forth with his hands behind him and look
-down at the ground.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope you are not
-sick, Brother Fox.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘Oh, no, Brother Rabbit; I never
-felt better in my life.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope money matters
-are not troubling you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘Oh, no, Brother Rabbit, money was
-never easier with me than it is this season.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I says to him, says I, ‘I hope I’ll have the
-pleasure of your company to the barbecue to-morrow.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘I can’t tell, Brother Rabbit; I can’t
-tell. I haven’t made up my mind. I may go to
-the one, or I may go to the other; but which
-it will be, I can’t tell you to save my life.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As the next day was Saturday, I was up
-bright and early. I dug my goobers and spread
-’em out to dry in the sun, and then, ten o’clock,
-as near as I could judge, I started out to the barbecue.
-Brother Wolf lived near the river, and
-Brother Bear lived right on the river, a mile or
-two below Brother Wolf’s. The big road, that
-passed near where Brother Fox and I lived, led in
-the direction of the river for about three miles,
-and then it forked, one prong going to Brother
-Wolf’s house, and the other prong going to Brother
-Bear’s house.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, when I came to the forks of the road,
-who should I see there but old Brother Fox. I
-stopped before he saw me, and watched him. He
-went a little way down one road, and licked his
-chops; then he came back and went a little way
-down the other road, and licked his chops.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Not choosing to be late, I showed myself and
-passed the time of day with Brother Fox. I said,
-says I, that if he was going to Brother Bear’s barbecue,
-I’d be glad to have his company. But he
-said, says he, that he wouldn’t keep me waiting.
-He had just come down to the forks of the road
-to see if that would help him to make up his mind.
-I told him I was mighty sorry to miss his company
-and his conversation, and then I tipped my
-hat and took my cane from under my arm and
-went down the road that led to Brother Bear’s
-house.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Here Mr. Rabbit paused, straightened himself
-up a little, and looked at the children. Then he
-continued:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I reckon you all never stood on the top of a
-hill three quarters of a mile from the smoking pits
-and got a whiff or two of the barbecue?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I is! I is!” exclaimed Drusilla. “Don’t talk!
-Hit make me dribble at de mouf. I wish I had
-some right now.”</p>
-<div id='i086' class='figcenter id011'>
-<img src='images/i086.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>HE WENT A LITTLE WAY DOWN ONE ROAD</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Well,” said Mr. Rabbit, “I got a whiff of it
-and I was truly glad I had come—truly glad. It
-was a fine barbecue, too. There was lamb, and
-kid, and shote, all cooked to a turn and well seasoned,
-and then there was the hash made out of
-the giblets. I’ll not tell you any more about the
-dinner, except that I’d like to have one like it
-every Saturday in the year. If I happened to be
-too sick to eat it, I could sit up and look at it.
-Anyhow, we all had enough and to spare.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“After we had finished with the barbecue and
-were sitting in Brother Bear’s front porch smoking
-our pipes and talking politics, I happened to
-mention to Brother Bear something about Brother
-Wolf’s barbecue. I said, says I, that I thought
-I’d go by Brother Wolf’s house as I went on
-home, though it was a right smart step out of the
-way, just to see how the land lay.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Bear, says he: ‘If you’ll wait
-till my company take their leave, I don’t mind
-trotting over to Brother Wolf’s with you. The
-walk will help to settle my dinner.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, about two hours by sun, we started out
-and went to Brother Wolf’s house. Brother Bear
-knew a short cut through the big canebrake, and
-it didn’t take us more than half an hour to get
-there. Brother Wolf was just telling his company
-good-by; and when they had all gone he
-would have us go in and taste his mutton stew,
-and then he declared he’d think right hard of us
-if we didn’t drink a mug or two of his persimmon
-beer.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I said, says I, ‘Brother Wolf, have you seen
-Brother Fox to-day?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Wolf said, says he, ‘I declare, I
-haven’t seen hair nor hide of Brother Fox. I
-don’t see why he didn’t come. He’s always
-keen to go where there’s fresh meat a-frying.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I said, says I, ‘The reason I asked was because
-I left Brother Fox at the forks of the road
-trying to make up his mind whether he’d eat at
-your house or at Brother Bear’s.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, I’m mighty sorry,’ says Brother Wolf,
-says he; ‘Brother Fox never missed a finer chance
-to pick a bone than he’s had to-day. Please tell
-him so for me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I said I would, and then I told Brother Wolf
-and Brother Bear good-by and set out for home.
-Brother Wolf’s persimmon beer had a little age
-on it, and it made me light-headed and nimble-footed.
-I went in a gallop, as you may say, and
-came to the forks of the road before the sun went
-down.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You may not believe it, but when I got there
-Brother Fox was there going through the same
-motions that made me laugh in the morning—running
-down one road and licking his chops,
-and then running down the other and licking his
-chops.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘I hope you had a good dinner at
-Brother Wolf’s to-day, Brother Fox.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘I’ve had no dinner.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘That’s mighty funny. Brother Bear
-had a famous barbecue, and I thought Brother
-Wolf was going to have one, too.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Fox, ‘Is dinner over? Is it
-too late to go?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘Why, Brother Fox, the sun’s nearly
-down. By the time you get to Brother Bear’s
-house, he’ll be gone to bed; and by the time you
-go across the swamp to Brother Wolf’s house, the
-chickens will be crowing for day.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Fox, ‘I’ve
-been all day trying to make up my mind which
-road I’d take, and now it’s too late.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And that was the fact,” continued Mr. Rabbit.
-“The poor creature had been all day trying
-to make up his mind which road he’d take. Now,
-then, what is the moral?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Sweetest Susan looked at Mrs. Meadows, but
-Mrs. Meadows merely smiled. Buster John rattled
-the marbles in his pocket.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I know,” said Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What?” inquired Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Go down one road an’ git one dinner, den cut
-’cross an’ git some mo’ dinner, an’ den go back
-home down de yuther road.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit shook his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Tar-Baby, you are wrong,” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If you want anything, go and get it,” suggested
-Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit shook his head and looked at Sweetest
-Susan, whereupon she said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If you can’t make up your mind, you’ll have
-to go hungry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit shook his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Eat a good breakfast,” said Mrs. Meadows,
-“and you won’t be worried about your dinner.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All wrong!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, with a
-chuckle. “The moral is this: He who wants
-too much is more than likely to get nothing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mrs. Meadows dubiously,
-“if you have to work out a moral as if it was a
-sum in arithmetic, I’ll thank you not to trouble
-me with any more morals.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The motion is seconded and carried,” exclaimed
-Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch09' class='c007'>IX.<br /> <br />THE LITTLE BOY OF THE LANTERN.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Of course,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “all of
-you can tell better stories than I can, because you
-are larger. Being taller, you can see farther and
-talk louder; but I sometimes think that if I was
-to climb a tree, I’d see as far as any of you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I hope your feelings are not hurt,” remarked
-Mr. Rabbit sympathetically. “It’s not
-the fault of your stories that I fall asleep when
-you are telling them. It’s my habit to sit and
-nod at certain hours of the day, and if you’ll
-watch me right close, you’ll see that I sometimes
-drop off when I’m telling a story myself. I’ll
-try and keep awake the next time you tell one.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’m afraid I’ll have to prop Mr. Rabbit’s
-eyelids open with straws,” said Mrs. Meadows,
-laughing.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’ll just try you with a little one,” Mr. Thimblefinger
-declared. “I’ll tell you one I heard
-when I was younger. I want to see whether
-Mr. Rabbit will keep awake, and I want to see
-whether there’s a moral in the tale.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>So he took off his little hat, which was shaped
-like a thimble, and run his hand over the feather
-ornament to straighten it out. Then he began:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A long time ago, when there was a great deal
-more room in the country next door than there is
-now, there lived a man who had a wife, one son,
-a horse, a cow, and a calf. He was a hard-working
-man, so much so that he had little or no time
-to devote to his family. He worked hard in the
-field all day, and when night came he was too
-tired to trouble much about his son. His wife,
-too, having no servant, was always busy about the
-house, sewing, washing, cooking, cleaning, patching,
-milking, and sweeping. Day in and day out
-it was always the same. The man was always
-working, and the woman was always working.
-They had no rest except on Sunday, and then
-they were too tired to pay much attention to their
-son.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The consequence was, that while the boy was
-a very bright lad, he was full of mischief, up to
-all sorts of tricks and pranks that some people call
-meanness. By hook or by crook—or maybe by
-book—he had learned how to spell and read.
-But the only book he had to read was one with
-big pictures of men dressed in red clothes, and
-armed with yellow cutlasses. The book was called
-‘The Pirooters of Peruvia.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Maybe the name was ‘The Pirates of Peru,’”
-suggested Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, no,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “I
-don’t suppose any such country as Peru had been
-found on the map when that book was written.
-But never mind about that. The boy read only
-that book, and he became rather wild in his mind.
-He wanted to be a pirooter, whatever that was,
-and so he armed himself with old hoe helves and
-called them pikes, and he tied a shingle to his
-side and called it a cutlass, and he got him a
-broom-handle and called it a horse.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This boy’s name was Johnny, but sometimes
-they called him Jack for short. Some people said
-he was mean as he could be; but I don’t say that.
-He was fonder of scampering over the country
-than he was of helping his mother. Maybe he
-didn’t know any better because he wasn’t taught
-any better. But one morning his mother was so
-tired that she couldn’t get out of bed. She had
-worn herself out with work. The next morning
-she couldn’t get up, nor the next; and then the
-neighbors, who had come in to see what the matter
-was, said that she would never get up any
-more. So one day Johnny found everything very
-still in the house, and the neighbors who were
-there were kinder to him than they ever had been,
-and then he knew that his mother would never
-get tired any more.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He felt so bad that he wandered off into the
-woods, crying as he went. His eyes were so full
-of tears that he couldn’t see where he was going,
-and he didn’t care. He went on and on, until,
-finally, when he took heart to look around, he
-found himself in a part of the country that was
-new to him. This caused him to dry his eyes, for
-he was perfectly sure that he had traveled neither
-fast nor far enough to be beyond the limits of the
-numberless journeys he had made in all directions
-from his father’s house; and yet, here he was,
-suddenly and without knowing how he got there,
-in a country that was altogether new to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was just like when you came down through
-our spring gate,” said Mr. Thimblefinger. “The
-grass was different and the trees were different,
-and even the sand and the gravel were of a color
-that Johnny had never seen before. Suddenly,
-while he was wondering how he could have missed
-seeing all these strange things when he had journeyed
-this way before, a lady, richly dressed, came
-out of the woods and stood before him. She
-neither smiled nor looked severe, but pity seemed
-to shine in her face.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What now?’ she said, raising her hand to
-her head. ‘You have come fast and come far.
-You are in trouble. Go back. When you want
-me, go to the Whispering Poplar that stands on
-the hill and call my name.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Who are you?’ asked Johnny, forgetting to
-be polite, if he ever knew how.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The Keeper of the Cows that roam in the
-night,’ replied the lady. ‘When you go to the
-Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill, whisper
-this:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>O Keeper of Cows that roam in the night,</div>
- <div class='line'>Come over the hill and lend me your light.’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Johnny would have thanked the woman, but
-in the twinkling of an eye she was gone without
-making a sound, and not a blade of grass shook
-to show that she had been there. Johnny turned
-in his tracks and started home the way he came.
-Before he had gone far he stopped to look back,
-but the strange country was nowhere to be seen—only
-the old familiar hills and trees that he had
-always known.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When he got home there was a strange woman
-cooking and fixing his father’s supper. The table
-was set, and everything was almost as neat and as
-tidy as it used to be when his mother was alive.
-Even his own little plate was in its place, and his
-mug, with the picture of a blue castle painted on
-it, was by the plate. But Johnny had no appetite.
-He went to the door and looked in, and then went
-to the stable. Once there, he suddenly remembered
-that he had forgotten to drive the cow in
-from the pasture. He went running to get her,
-but found her coming along of her own accord,
-something she was not in the habit of doing.</p>
-<div id='i096' class='figcenter id012'>
-<img src='images/i096.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>A LADY, RICHLY DRESSED, CAME OUT OF THE WOODS</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Johnny wondered a little at this, but it soon
-passed out of his mind, and he got behind the
-cow and made her go faster. He drove the cow
-into the lot, and waited awhile for the woman to
-come and milk. But she delayed so long that he
-went to the house and found his father eating
-supper. Instead of going to the table, he went
-and sat by the fire.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Have something to eat?’ said the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I am not hungry,’ he replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Have a glass of fresh milk, then?’ she said.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not to-night,’ he answered. ‘I have just
-driven the cow in from the pasture.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I brought her from the pasture myself,’ said
-the woman, ‘milked her, and turned her out
-again.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Johnny said nothing to this, but he knew
-the cow had not been milked, and he wondered
-where the woman got the milk that his father was
-drinking. He thought it over, and forgot all
-about his grief. He noticed that as soon as his
-father drank the milk he began to smile at the
-woman. He smiled at the woman, but was cross
-to Johnny.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“After supper the woman went out, and after
-a while Johnny went out, too, leaving his father
-sitting by the fire smoking his pipe. Johnny
-went to the lot, thinking the woman had gone
-there. He wanted to see whether she would milk
-the cow. He crept along the side of the fence,
-and soon he was near enough to peep through a
-crack without being seen. He saw the woman
-rubbing the cow on the back while the calf was
-getting all the milk.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You see how good I am to you, sister,’ said
-she. ‘Now I want you to be good to me. When
-that boy Jack goes after you to the pasture,
-I want you to lead him a chase. I saw him beating
-your calf to-day. But see how good I am to
-your calf, sister. I give it all the milk.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The cow shook her horn and switched her
-tail, and Johnny, sitting in the fence corner, wondered
-what it all meant.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see,’ said the cow, after a while. ‘You
-want to marry the boy’s father, and the boy is in
-the way. But suppose they find you out. What
-then?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Trust me for that, sister,’ said the woman;
-‘trust me for that.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Johnny waited to hear no more, but crept
-away and went to bed. He was dressed and out
-by sun-up next morning, but the woman was
-up before him, and had breakfast nearly ready.
-Johnny asked her if she had milked the cow, and
-she replied that she had milked and forgotten
-about it. Johnny saw the milk-pail setting on the
-shelf, and when he looked at it he knew the cow
-had not been milked, else the sides of the pail
-would have been spattered.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the cow had been turned out, and the
-calf was sleeping contentedly in the fence corner,
-instead of nibbling the grass. Johnny drank no
-milk at breakfast, but his father did, and smiled
-at the woman more than ever. During the day
-Johnny forgot all about the cow, but when night
-came he knew she must be brought up, so he went
-to the pasture after her. She was not to be found.
-He hunted over the hills and fields, and then, not
-finding her, began to cry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Suddenly the lady he had seen the day before
-stepped out of the wood and spoke to him. She
-held in her hand a tiny lantern.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Take this,’ she said, holding out the lantern.
-‘You wouldn’t call me, and so I came to you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I forgot,’ whispered Johnny.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t forget any more,’ said the lady.
-‘Take this lantern and run to the Whispering
-Poplar that stands on the hill. You’ll find your
-cow tied there. Drive her home, and don’t spare
-her.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Johnny found the cow tied to the poplar sure
-enough, and he made her gallop home as fast as
-she could. He blew out his tiny lantern before
-he got in sight of the house, but it dropped from
-his hand and he could find it no more. He ceased
-to hunt for it after a while, and drove the cow to
-the lot, where the woman was waiting.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Go get your supper,’ she said to Johnny.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes ’m,’ replied Johnny, but he went off
-only to creep back to see what the woman would
-do.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“She abused the cow terribly. He could see
-that she was angry. ‘You are a nice sister,’ she
-exclaimed, ‘to let that boy bring you home so
-early.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t “sister” me,’ moaned the cow. ‘I’m
-nearly famished, and that boy has nearly run me
-off my legs. Somebody that I couldn’t see
-caught me and tied me to a tree this morning, and
-there I’ve been all day. We’d better go away
-from here. That boy will find you out yet.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then Johnny crept away, ate his supper, and
-went to bed. He slept late the next morning, but
-when he awoke he found that his father, instead
-of being at work, as was his habit, was smoking
-his pipe and talking to the woman, and both were
-smiling at each other very sweetly. That afternoon,
-Johnny went to bring the cow home before
-sundown, but he couldn’t find her. He hunted
-and hunted for her until long after dark, and then
-he went to the Whispering Poplar that stands on
-the hill, and said:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘O Keeper of Cows that roam in the night,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Come over the hills and lend me your light!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Instantly Johnny heard a cow lowing in the
-valley, and saw a light glimmering faintly in the
-distance. In a little while he heard a tremendous
-clatter of hoofs up the hill, and the rushing of
-some large animal through the bushes. It seemed
-to have one eye only and that eye shone as fiercely
-as a flame of fire as its head swayed from side to
-side. It came rushing to the poplar-tree where
-Johnny stood, and stopped there. Johnny peeped
-from behind the tree and saw that the frightful
-animal was nothing more than his cow, with a tiny
-lantern hanging on her horn. She stood there
-panting and trembling. Johnny waited to see
-if the Keeper of Cows that roam in the night
-would make her appearance, but he waited in vain.
-Then he drove the cow home, turned her into
-the lot, and went in the house to get his supper.
-His father and the woman were sitting very close
-together.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Have you brought the cow?’ the woman
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘She’s in the lot,’ replied Johnny.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You are a smart boy,’ said the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Thanky, ma’am,’ exclaimed Johnny.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So it went on day after day. The woman
-would make the cow wander farther and farther
-away from home, and Johnny would go to the
-Whispering Poplar that stands on the hill and call
-for the beautiful lady, the Keeper of the Cows
-that roam in the night, and soon the cow would
-come running and lowing. Then Johnny would
-drive her home by the light of his little lantern.
-This happened so often that the neighbors, and
-indeed the people in all that country, when they
-saw a light bobbing around at night, would shake
-their heads and say, ‘There goes Jack with his
-lantern,’ and then after a while they called him
-‘Jack of the Lantern.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“One day he heard two of the neighbors talking
-about him, saying it was a pity that so bright
-a boy should have such a stepmother as the woman
-his father was about to marry. Then Johnny (or
-Jack, as he was sometimes called) knew that his
-father was preparing to marry the woman who
-was keeping house for him, and it made the boy
-feel very wretched to think that this woman was
-to take the place of his mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That very day he went to the Whispering Poplar
-that stands on the hill and called for the Keeper
-of the Cows that roam in the night. The lady
-made her appearance, and then Johnny told her
-his troubles. The lady smiled for the first time.
-Then she told Johnny that if he would follow her
-directions his troubles would disappear. She gave
-him a roll of blue ribbon, and told him what to
-say when he presented it to the woman just before
-the marriage took place. She told him also what
-to do with his little lantern. Johnny went home
-feeling very much better, and that night his father
-told him he was to have a new mother the next
-day. He said nothing in reply, but smiled as if
-the news pleased him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Johnny lay awake that night a long time, and
-once he thought the woman came and leaned over
-his bed as if to listen, but just then a cow not far
-away lowed once, twice, thrice. Then the woman
-went away muttering something.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The next day the invited guests began to assemble
-early, and after a while the preacher came.
-The women neighbors would have the bride to
-stand up in the middle of the floor to admire her
-just before the ceremony, and when she stood up
-Johnny began to march around her, waving his
-lantern and his blue ribbon and singing:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘I have for the bride ten yards of blue ribbon—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Ten yards of blue ribbon, ten yards of blue ribbon—</div>
- <div class='line in1'>I have for the bride ten yards of blue ribbon,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>So rich and so soft and so rare;</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Five yards to pin on her snowy white bosom—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Her snowy white bosom, her snowy white bosom—</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Five yards to pin on her snowy white bosom,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And five to tie in her hair.</div>
- </div>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘I have a lantern to light her along with—</div>
- <div class='line in2'>To light her along with, to light her along with—</div>
- <div class='line in1'>I have a lantern to light her along with,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>When forth she fares in the night;</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Out in the dark, the ribbon will rustle—</div>
- <div class='line in3'>The ribbon will rustle, the ribbon will rustle—</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Out in the dark the ribbon will rustle,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And the lantern will lend her its light!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Johnny threw the blue ribbon over the
-woman’s shoulder and around her neck, and
-waved his lantern, and instantly the woman disappeared,
-and in her place stood a cow. Before
-the people could recover their surprise, the lady
-that Johnny had seen at the Whispering Poplar
-came into the room and bowed to the company.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘This is the most malicious cow in all my
-herd,’ said she, ‘and this brave boy has caught
-her. Here is a purse of gold for his reward. As
-for you, sir,’ turning to Johnny’s father, ‘you
-may thank your son for saving you from this
-witch.’ Then she bowed again, and went away,
-leading the cow, and neither of them was ever
-seen in that country again.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But to this day, when people see a light bobbing
-up and down in the fields at night, they say,
-‘Yonder’s Jack of the Lantern!’”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch10' class='c007'>X.<br /> <br />A LUCKY CONJURER.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Now, I think that was a pretty good story,”
-said Mr. Rabbit. “It had something about cows
-in it, and there was nothing about kings and
-princes. I wouldn’t give <i>that</i>”—Mr. Rabbit
-blew a whiff of smoke from his mouth—“or all
-your princes and kings. Of course that’s on account
-of my ignorance. I don’t know anything
-about them. I reckon they are just as good
-neighbors as anybody, when you come to know
-them right well.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John laughed at this, but Sweetest
-Susan only smiled.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, I am not joking,” remarked Mr. Rabbit
-solemnly. “There’s no reason why kings and
-queens and princes shouldn’t be just as neighborly
-as other people. If a king and queen were
-keeping house anywhere near me, and were to
-send over after a mess of salad, or to borrow a
-cup of sugar or a spoonful of lard, I’d be as ready
-to accommodate them as I would any other neighbors,
-and I reckon they’d do the same by me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They’d be mighty foolish if they didn’t,”
-said Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I hear tell dat folks hafter be monstus umble-come-tumble
-when dey go foolin’ ’roun’ whar dey
-er kingin’ an’ a queenin’ at,” remarked Drusilla.
-“Ef dey sont me fer ter borry any sugar er
-lard fum de house whar dey does de kingin’ an’
-queenin’, I boun’ you I’d stan’ at the back gate
-an’ holler ’fo’ I went in dar whar dey wuz a-havin’
-der gwines on. Dey wouldn’t git me in dar ’fo’
-I know’d how de lan’ lay.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I expect you are right, Tar-Baby,” replied
-Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I’m glad you didn’t go to sleep over
-the story of the little boy and the lantern. But
-it didn’t have any moral,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, I reckon that’s the reason I didn’t do
-any nodding,” explained Mr. Rabbit. “I knew
-there was something the matter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>There was a pause, during which Mr. Rabbit
-betrayed a tendency to fall to nodding again.
-Presently Mrs. Meadows remarked:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I mind me of a story that I heard once—I
-reckon the talk about kings and queens made me
-remember it. Anyway, it popped into my head
-all of a sudden, though I hadn’t thought about
-it in years.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Fire away!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, opening
-his eyes and slowly closing them again.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time there lived in the land of
-Moraria a man who was very poor. He worked
-whenever and wherever he could find work, yet
-he had so many children that even if he had found
-work every day he could have made hardly enough
-for all to eat and wear. As it was, times were so
-hard and work was so scarce that he frequently
-had to go hungry and half clothed. His wife did
-the best she could, which was very little. She
-worked about the palace where the king had lived,
-but as she was only one among a hundred, she
-got small wages, and had few opportunities to
-carry any scraps of victuals to her children.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Finally the man came to the conclusion that
-he must make a desperate effort to better his condition,
-so he said to his wife:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What are my five senses for? I see other
-people living by their wits, and dressing fine and
-enjoying the best in the land. Why shouldn’t
-I do the same? What is to prevent me but my
-stupidity?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Stupidity is a high fence to climb over,’ replied
-the man’s wife. ‘But if you are willing to
-try how far your wits will carry you, you will
-have a good opportunity in a few days. The
-king’s daughter, the Princess Myla, is to be married
-next week, and even now the guests are assembling
-at the palace—most of them belonging
-to the bridegroom’s retinue.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man leaned his head on his hand and
-thought a while, and then he rose and put on the
-best clothes he had, which were poor enough, and
-tied a rope girdle around his waist.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I shall go to court as a pilgrim,’ he said to
-his wife. ‘When you see me, do you go around
-among the other servants and tell them that a
-great conjurer has arrived from the East. In
-this way it will come quickly to the King’s ears.
-Nothing will come of that, but the next morning
-something valuable will be missing from the palace.
-When you hear of it, do you tell the rest
-that you know a man who can find whatever is
-missing.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But how will you do this?’ asked the woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Leave that to me,’ he replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man carried out his plan, and his wife followed
-his directions. She pointed him out to her
-fellow-servants as a great conjurer from the East.
-Ragged as he was, the man stalked majestically
-about the palace-yard, and after a while sat on the
-ground with his face to the wall, and shook his
-head from side to side, and made many queer motions
-with his hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, while the man sat there going through
-his queer motions, he heard voices on the other
-side of the wall. He judged that two men were
-resting in the shade on that side, and he knew by
-the way they talked that they had come with the
-young Prince who was to marry the Princess
-Myla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You have left the blanket on the horse, I
-hope,’ said one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes, everything is attended to,’ replied the
-other.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is well,’ remarked the first. ‘The
-Prince, our master, desires the Princess Myla to
-be the first to look on this beautiful horse, which
-has just come out of Arabia. I will go myself
-to see that the animal is properly cared for.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Presently two strangers came through the
-gate, laughing and talking, and the man who was
-playing the conjurer knew they were the keepers
-of the horse. He rose when they went by, and
-watched them until he saw what part of the palace
-stables they entered. Then he slowly made
-his way out of the palace grounds.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That night he went back and removed the
-horse, placing it where no one would be likely
-to find it. Then he told his wife what he had
-done.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There will be a great outcry,’ said he, ‘when
-the horse is missed. In the midst of it make your
-voice heard, and remind the young Prince’s attendants
-that there is a famous conjurer within
-reach who can no doubt find the horse.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As the man said, so it turned out. There
-was a great noise made when it was found that
-the beautiful Arabian horse had been stolen. The
-young Prince was ready to tear his hair, so great
-was his disappointment. He offered a large sum
-of money to any one who would recover the horse.
-When the excitement was at its highest, the
-woman mentioned to some of the attendants that
-a famous conjurer had come to the palace. She
-then pointed her husband out to the men. At
-once the news was carried to the Prince, who was
-with the King.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The King was not a believer in conjurers, and
-he quickly told the attendants to go send the vagabond
-about his business. But the young Prince
-was so keen to recover the beautiful horse which
-he had intended as a wedding gift for the Princess
-Myla that he insisted on consulting the conjurer.
-So the man was sent for. He came, followed by
-a number of people who were anxious to see what
-he would do. He had a very wise look as he
-bowed to the King and to the Prince.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Who are you?’ the King asked with a
-frown.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘A poor pilgrim, your Majesty. Nothing
-more.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What is your business?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I am a student, your Majesty.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where are your books?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘In men’s faces, your Majesty.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man’s replies were so apt that the King’s
-ill-humor partly passed away.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘A horse has been stolen from the royal
-stables,’ said the King. ‘I am told you are a conjurer.
-If you are, find the horse.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man seated himself on the carpet, drew
-a crystal stone from his pocket, and asked the
-young Prince to warm it in the palm of his hand.
-Then the man took it and looked at it a few moments,
-rubbing his hand over it as if something
-blurred his sight. Then he said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The horse has on a blanket woven on a Russian
-loom. I see! A dapple-gray with milk-white
-mane and tail.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is the horse!’ cried the Prince.
-‘Where is he?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘He is tied in a thicket a half league from
-here, near a road that leads to the river. He
-paws the ground and whinnies for his master.
-He is hungry.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“At once messengers were sent and the horse
-found. The Prince was about to give the man
-a purse of gold, but the King stayed his hand,
-saying:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’ll test this fellow. I believe he is an imposter.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man was very much frightened at this,
-but there was no escape for him. The King went
-to his private apartment, and shortly came back
-with a covered basket in his hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There is a bird in this nest,’ said the King.
-‘If you are a conjurer, tell me the name of
-it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Alas, your Majesty,’ cried the man, preparing
-to fall on his knees and beg for mercy, ‘a
-nest that wouldn’t fit a sparrow might chance to
-fit a crow.’</p>
-<div id='i114' class='figcenter id013'>
-<img src='images/i114.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>AS HE DID SO, A CROW HOPPED OUT</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘You certainly have gifts,’ remarked the King
-as he lifted the cover from the basket. As he
-did so a crow hopped out and went stalking about
-the room. The man was more astonished than
-the King. In his fright he had hit on an old
-saying that he had often heard, and it saved his
-life.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Prince gave the man a purse of gold and
-he was about to retire, when suddenly an attendant
-came running into the chamber crying that
-some one had stolen the beautiful diamond ring
-belonging to the Princess Myla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Tell the Princess to trouble herself no further.
-We have here a man who will be able to
-find it,’ said the King.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Allow me a little time, your Majesty,’ cried
-the man, who was now frightened nearly out of
-his wits. ‘Let me go into a vacant room in a
-quiet part of the palace, where I may have an
-opportunity to look into this matter.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He was soon placed in a room near the servants’
-quarters, the attendants telling him that
-he would be summoned by the King in an hour.
-He went into the room, shut the door, and flung
-himself on the floor, bewailing his unhappy condition.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now the ring had been stolen by one of the
-women in attendance on the Princess. She was
-so pale and sad-looking that her companions had
-nicknamed her Misery, and sometimes the Princess
-herself, in a spirit of fun, called her by that
-name. She had heard how the conjurer had discovered
-the stolen horse, and she had seen him
-name the crow in the covered basket. Consequently
-she was very much frightened when she
-heard the King command him to find the stolen
-ring. She saw the conjurer go into the room, and
-after a while she crept to the door to listen, so
-great was her fear.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man in the room was not thinking of the
-stolen ring at all. He was merely bewailing his
-unhappy lot.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, misery, misery!’ he cried; ‘I have
-heard of you, but now I know you!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He had no sooner said this than there came
-a knock on the door and a voice said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t talk so loud! Open the door!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man opened the door and saw a woman
-standing there trembling and weeping.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t expose me,’ she said, ‘but spare my
-life. I have the ring here. I did wrong to steal
-it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For a moment the man was so overcome with
-astonishment that he was unable to speak. He
-took the ring in his hand and looked at it while
-the woman continued to plead with him. He
-handed her the ring again.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Take it,’ he said, ‘and place it beneath the
-corner of one of the rugs in the bedroom of the
-Princess. Be quick about it, for I am going to
-the King.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The woman ran and did as she had been told,
-and then the man came from the room and sent
-an attendant to inform the King that the ring had
-been found. The King sent for him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where is the ring?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Under a corner of a rug in the bedroom of
-the Princess, your Majesty,’ replied the man, bowing
-low and smiling.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Search was at once made, and sure enough
-the beautiful ring was found under a corner of a
-rug in the Princess’s bedroom. The Princess herself
-came to thank the conjurer, and if he had not
-been a very sensible man his head would have
-been turned by the attention he received. Even
-the King no longer doubted the conjurer’s powers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There is something in this man,’ said the
-King, and he straightway offered him a high position
-among his councilors.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man thanked the King most heartily, but
-declared that his business would not allow him to
-remain another day at court. So the King gave
-him a purse of gold, the young Prince gave him
-another, and the beautiful Princess Myla gave
-him a string of pearls of great value. Then he
-went home, bought him some land, built him a
-comfortable house, and went into business for himself.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It sometimes happened that his wife complained
-because he did not accept the King’s offer
-and remain at court, so that she might have flourished
-as a fine lady, but he always replied by saying
-that the man is a fool who will tempt Providence
-more than three times in a lifetime. Though
-he went into the palace poor and came out of it
-rich, he had escaped only by the skin of his teeth.
-He was always grateful for his good fortune,
-and by his example taught his children to lead
-virtuous lives and always to help the poor and
-needy.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch11' class='c007'>XI.<br /> <br />THE KING OF THE CLINKERS.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>Chickamy Crany Crow and Tickle-My-Toes
-had stopped frolicking, and were now listening to
-the stories. While Mrs. Meadows was telling
-about the lucky conjurer, Tickle-My-Toes became
-very uneasy. He moved about restlessly, pulled
-off his big straw hat, put it on again, and seemed
-to be waiting impatiently for the time to come
-when he might say something.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>So, when Mrs. Meadows had finished, she looked
-at Tickle-My-Toes to see what he wanted. The
-rest did the same. But Tickle-My-Toes blushed
-very red, and looked at his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You acted as if you wanted to say something,”
-said Mrs. Meadows, “and if you do, now’s
-your chance. What’s the matter? Have you
-run a splinter in your foot? You look as if you
-wanted to cry.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I did want to say something,” replied Tickle-My-Toes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What was it?” Mrs. Meadows inquired.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Nothing much,” answered Tickle-My-Toes,
-putting his finger in his mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I declare, I’m ashamed of you,” exclaimed
-Mrs. Meadows. “Here you are mighty near as
-old as I am, and yet trying to play boo-hoo baby.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t think you ought to talk that way,”
-said Tickle-My-Toes. “I thread your needles
-for you every day, and I do everything you ask
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I know what’s the matter with you,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows. “You want me to take
-you in my lap and rock you to sleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh! I don’t!” cried Tickle-My-Toes, blushing
-again. “I wanted to tell a story I heard,
-but I’ll go off somewhere and tell it to myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There wouldn’t be any fun in that,” suggested
-Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No,” said Mrs. Meadows. “Tell the story
-right here, so we can enjoy it with you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You’ll laugh,” protested Tickle-My-Toes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Not unless there’s something in the story to
-laugh at.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This is no laughing story. It’s just as solemn
-as it can be,” explained Tickle-My-Toes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Good!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “If there’s
-anything I like, it is one of those solemn stories
-that make you feel like you want to go off behind
-the house and shake hands with yourself, and cry
-boo-hoo to the ell-and-yard and seven stars.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit’s enthusiastic remark was very encouraging
-to Tickle-My-Toes, who, after scratching
-his head a little, and looking around to see if
-he could find a place to hide when the time came,
-began his story in this wise:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time, and in a big town away
-off yonder somewhere, there lived a little boy who
-had no father nor mother. He was so small that
-nobody seemed to care anything about him. But
-one day a woman, the wife of a baker, heard him
-crying in the streets, and carried him into the
-house, and gave him something to eat, and warmed
-him by the fire, and after that he felt better.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The baker himself grumbled a great deal
-when he came home and found what his wife had
-done. He said he wouldn’t be surprised to come
-home some day and find his house full of other
-people’s children. But his wife replied that it
-would be well enough to complain when he found
-the house full. As for this little brat, she said,
-he wouldn’t fill a milk jar if he was put in it,
-much less a great big house.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The baker growled and grumbled, but his
-wife paid no attention to him. She sat in her
-chair and rocked and sang, and was just as good-natured
-as she could be. After a while the baker
-himself got over his grumbling, and began to
-laugh. He told his wife that he had sold all his
-bread that day, and had orders for as much the
-next day.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Of course,’ said she; ‘but if I had left that
-child crying in the streets your business would
-have been ruined before the year is out.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Maybe so,’ replied the baker.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, the little boy grew very fast, and was
-as lively as a cricket. The baker’s wife thought
-as much of him as if he had been her own son,
-and the baker himself soon came to be very fond
-of him. He was very smart, too. He learned to
-watch the fire under the big oven, and to make
-himself useful in many ways. He played about
-the oven so much, and was so fond of watching
-the bread bake and the fire burn, that the baker’s
-wife called him Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For many years the country where the baker
-and his wife and Sparkle Spry lived had been at
-peace with all the other countries. But one day
-a man from a neighboring country had his nose
-pulled by somebody in the baker’s country, and
-then war was declared by the kings and queens,
-and the people fell to fighting.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, when people fight they must be fed,
-and the cheapest thing to feed them on is bread.
-A part of the army camped near the town where
-the baker lived, and there was a great demand for
-bread. The baker’s oven was not a large one,
-and by running it day and night he could only
-bake three hundred loaves.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He and his wife baked until they were tired
-out. They told Sparkle Spry to watch the oven
-so that the bread wouldn’t burn, and to wake
-them when it was brown. They were so tired
-that Sparkle Spry was sorry for them, and he wondered
-why he wasn’t big enough to take their
-places, if only for one day and night. While he
-was thinking and wishing, he saw something moving.
-He rubbed his eyes and looked again, and
-then he saw an old man, no bigger than a broomstick,
-and no taller than a teacup, peeping from
-behind the oven.</p>
-<div id='i124' class='figcenter id014'>
-<img src='images/i124.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>HE SAW AN OLD MAN, NO BIGGER THAN A BROOMSTICK</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘Are they all gone?’ he whispered, coming
-forward a little way.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘All who?’ asked Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The old ones—the big man and the fat
-woman.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘They have gone to bed,’ said Sparkle Spry.
-‘I can call them!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No, no,’ cried the old man. ‘They are such
-fools! They don’t know what is good for them.
-I have been waiting for years to get a chance to
-show them how to bake bread. Once I showed
-myself to the man, and he thought I was a snake;
-once to the woman, and she thought I was a rat.
-What fools they are!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Who are you?’ inquired Sparkle Spry. He
-didn’t like to hear his friends abused.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Who—me? I’m the King of the Clinkers—twice
-plunged in the water and twice burned
-in the fire.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, to-night you can bake all the bread
-you want to,’ said Sparkle Spry. ‘The baker and
-his wife have been trying to supply the army that
-is camped here, but their oven is too small. They
-have worked until they can work no longer, and
-now they have gone to bed to rest.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Good!’ cried the King of the Clinkers.
-‘Shut the door, so they can’t hear us! I’ll show
-them a thing or two about baking bread.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then he walked close to the hot oven, tapped
-on it with a little poker that he carried in his belt,
-and called out: ‘Wake up! Get out! Come
-on! Hurry up! We’ve no time to lose! Show
-yourselves! Stir about! Be lively!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that, hundreds of little men swarmed
-out of the ash heap behind the oven, some of
-them sneezing and some rubbing their eyes, but
-all jumping about with motions as quick as those
-of a flea when he jumps.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, please don’t talk about fleas,” pleaded
-Mr. Rabbit, shuddering and scratching himself
-behind the ear. “It makes the cold chills run
-up my back. I never hear ’em named but I think
-I can feel ’em crawling on me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Anyhow, that’s the way the little men jumped
-about,” said Tickle-My-Toes, resuming his story.
-“They swarmed in and out of the oven, hot as it
-was; they swarmed in and out of the flour barrels;
-they swarmed in and out of the trough where
-the dough was kneaded; and they swarmed in and
-out of the woodshed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The King of the Clinkers stood sometimes on
-the edge of the oven, sometimes on the edge of
-the flour barrels, sometimes on the edge of the
-trough, sometimes on the woodpile, and sometimes
-at the door of the furnace. And wherever he
-stood he waved his tiny poker and told the others
-what to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Some of the little men carried wood to the
-furnace, some carried flour and water to the trough,
-some carried dough to the oven, and some brought
-out the hot and smoking bread. Sparkle Spry
-watched all this with so much surprise that he
-didn’t know what to say or do. He saw the
-loaves of bread rise up in rows as high as the
-ceiling, and he sat and watched it as dumb as an
-oyster. He had seen bread baked, but he had
-never seen such baking as this.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Finally the eye of the King of the Clinkers
-fell on Sparkle Spry. ‘Don’t sit there doing
-nothing,’ he cried. ‘Go fetch wood and pile it
-here by the furnace door. You can do that!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sparkle Spry did as he was bid, but though
-he brought the wood as fast as he could, he found
-that he couldn’t bring it fast enough. Pretty
-soon the King of the Clinkers called out to him:</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You can rest now. The flour is all gone,
-and we have hardly begun.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There’s plenty in the storehouse,’ said
-Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How many barrels?’ asked the King of the
-Clinkers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Two hundred,’ Sparkle Spry answered.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The King of the Clinkers wrung his hands in
-despair. ‘Hardly a mouthful—hardly a mouthful!
-It will all be gone before the chickens crow
-for day. But run fetch the key. Two hundred
-barrels will keep us busy while they last.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sparkle Spry brought the key of the storehouse
-door, and the little men swarmed in and
-rolled the barrels out in a jiffy. Only one accident
-happened. In taking the flour out of one
-of the barrels, after they had rolled it near the
-dough trough, one of the little men fell in and
-would have been drowned but for Sparkle Spry,
-who felt around in the loose flour and lifted him
-out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Drowned!” cried Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course,” answered Tickle-My-Toes. “Why
-not? I ought to have said ‘smothered,’ but now
-that I’ve said ‘drowned’ I’ll stick to it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Better stick to the story,” remarked Mr. Rabbit
-solemnly,—“Better stick to the story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, I think he’s doing very well,” said Mrs.
-Meadows in an encouraging tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Tickle-My-Toes, “the little men
-worked away until they had baked the two hundred
-barrels of flour into nice brown loaves of
-bread. This made five hundred barrels they had
-used, and that was all the baker had on hand.
-The fifteen hundred pounds of flour made twenty
-hundred and odd fat loaves, and these the King
-of the Clinkers had carried into the storehouse.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When all this was done, and nicely done, the
-King of the Clinkers went to the door of the room
-where the baker and his wife were sleeping. They
-were snoring as peacefully as two good people
-ever did. Then he went to the street door and
-listened.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Get home—get home!’ he cried to the little
-men. ‘I hear wagons rumbling on the pavement;
-they will be here presently for bread.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little men scampered this way and that,
-behind the oven and into the ash heap, and, in a
-few seconds, all had disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now,’ said the King of the Clinkers, ‘I want
-to tell you that I’ve had a splendid time, and
-I’m very much obliged to you for it. I have
-enjoyed myself, and I want to make some returns
-for it. Pretty soon the bread wagons will be at
-the door clamoring for bread. You will wake the
-baker and his wife. When they find all their
-flour made into nice bread they will be very much
-surprised. They will ask you who did it. You
-must tell them the truth. They will not believe
-it, but they’ll be very proud of you. They will
-be willing to give you anything you want. Tell
-them you want a wooden horse. They will have
-it built for you. It must have a window on each
-side and good strong hinges in the legs. Good-by!
-I hear the wagons at the door.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The King of the Clinkers waved his hand
-and disappeared behind the oven. The wagons
-rattled near the door, the teamsters cracking their
-whips and calling for bread for the hungry army.
-Sparkle Spry ran to the baker and shook him, and
-ran to the baker’s wife and shook her. They
-were soon awake, but when the baker learned that
-the wagons had come for bread, he threw up both
-hands in despair.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m ruined!’ he cried. ‘I ought to have
-been baking and here I’ve been sleeping! And
-the army marches away to-day, leaving me with
-all my stock of flour on hand. Oh, why didn’t
-the boy wake me?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Come,’ said his wife; ‘we’ll sell what we’ve
-got, and not cry over the rest.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They went into the storehouse, and there they
-saw a sight such as they had never seen before.
-The room was so full of steaming bread that they
-could hardly squeeze in at the door. From floor
-to ceiling it was stacked and packed. They sold
-and sold until every loaf was gone, and then, instead
-of the bread, the baker and his wife had a
-sack full of silver money.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The baker went in to count it, but his wife
-took it away from him. ‘Not now,’ she said;
-‘not until we have thanked this boy.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You are right!’ cried the baker. ‘It’s the
-most wonderful thing I ever heard of. How did
-you manage it?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Some little men helped me,’ answered Sparkle
-Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The woman seized his hands and kissed his
-fingers. ‘These are the little men,’ she exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There’s one thing I’m sorry for,’ said
-Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What is that?’ asked the baker.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, we had to burn so much wood.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t mention it—don’t mention it,’ protested
-the baker.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now,’ said the baker’s wife, embracing Sparkle
-Spry again, ‘you deserve something for making
-us rich. What shall it be?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The baker frowned a little at this, but his
-brow cleared when Sparkle Spry replied that he
-wanted a wooden horse built.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You shall have it,’ said the baker’s wife.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes, indeed,’ assented the baker. ‘As fine
-a one as you want.’”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch12' class='c007'>XII.<br /> <br />THE TERRIBLE HORSE.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>When Tickle-My-Toes had told about how
-pleased the baker and his wife were with Sparkle
-Spry, he paused and looked at Chickamy Crany
-Crow, as if he expected that she would beckon
-him away. But, instead of that, she said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, that isn’t all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, it’s enough, I hope,” replied Tickle-My-Toes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No,” said Mrs. Meadows, “it’s not enough,
-if there’s any more. Why, so far it’s the best
-of all the stories. It’s new to me. I had an idea
-that I had heard all the stories, but this one is a
-pole over my persimmon, as we used to say in the
-country next door.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t like to tell stories,” protested Tickle-My-Toes,
-puckering his face in a comical way.
-“It’s too confining.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Nonsense!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “It’s
-time you were settling down. What will you look
-like a year or two from now, if you keep on cutting
-up your capers?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Tickle-My-Toes caught hold of the corner of
-Chickamy Crany Crow’s apron, and, thus fortified,
-resumed his story:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, the baker and his wife promised Sparkle
-Spry they would have him a big wooden horse
-made, and they were as good as their word. They
-sent right off that very day for a carpenter and
-joiner, and when he came, Sparkle Spry showed
-the man what he wanted. He said the horse must
-be as much like a real horse as could be made out
-of wood, and three times as big.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man asked the baker’s wife what the brat
-wanted with such a machine as that, and this made
-the good woman mad.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘He’s no brat, I can tell you that!’ she exclaimed,
-‘and if he wants a play horse as big as a
-whale and the same shape, he shall have it. Now
-if you want to make his play horse, get to work
-and make it. If not, I’ll get somebody else to
-make it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the man declared he meant no harm, and
-said he was glad to get the work. So he got the
-lumber, and in a few days, being a very clever
-workman, he had finished the wooden horse. He
-made it just as Sparkle Spry wanted him to. He
-put big hinges at the joints of the legs, cut a window
-in each side of the body, made the ears and
-the nostrils hollow, and fixed pieces of glass for
-the eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The carpenter seemed to enjoy his work, too,
-for every time he went off a little distance to see
-how his work looked, he laughed as hard as he
-could. When he was nearly done he asked Sparkle
-Spry if he wanted the roof shingled.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, no,’ replied the boy. ‘There’s no
-roof there. Besides, horses don’t have shingles
-on them.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He’ll look pretty rough,” remarked the man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ said Sparkle Spry, ‘but after you get
-through with him he is to be polished off.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That’s so,’ the carpenter assented, ‘but this
-horse has a good many things about him that
-other horses haven’t got.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, when the carpenter was through with the
-horse, a leather finisher was sent for, and he covered
-the horse with hides of cows tanned with the
-hair on, and fixed a cow’s tail where the horse’s
-tail should have been.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The baker grumbled a little at this extra expense,
-and said he was afraid Sparkle Spry had
-strained his head the night he baked so much
-bread. But the baker’s wife said she would like
-to have a whole house full of crazy children, if
-Sparkle Spry was crazy.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When the wooden horse was finished, Sparkle
-Spry waited until the baker and his wife had gone
-to bed, and then he tapped on the oven and whistled.
-Presently the King of the Clinkers peeped
-out to see what the matter was. He came from
-behind the oven cautiously, until he found that
-Sparkle Spry was alone, and then he came forth
-boldly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The horse is ready,’ said Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Ready!’ exclaimed the King of the Clinkers.
-‘Well, I think it is high time. My workmen
-could have built it in a night; and here I
-have been waiting and waiting for I don’t know
-how long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I hope you’ll like it,’ Sparkle Spry suggested.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Like it!’ cried the King of the Clinkers.
-‘Why, of course I’ll like it. I haven’t enjoyed
-a ride in so long that I’m not likely to quarrel
-with the horse that carries me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But this is a wooden horse,’ remarked Sparkle
-Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I should hope so; yes, indeed!’ grunted
-the King of the Clinkers. ‘I have been riding
-wooden horses as long as I can remember. They
-may be a little clumsy, but they suit me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But this horse has no rockers,’ persisted
-Sparkle Spry. ‘It is as solid as a house.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Much you know about wooden horses,’ said
-the King of the Clinkers. ‘Wait; I’ll call my
-torchbearers.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He tapped on the oven with his tiny poker,
-and immediately a company of little men filed out
-from behind it. As they passed the furnace door
-they lit their torches at a live coal, and marched
-out to the wooden horse, followed by the King of
-the Clinkers and Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The latter had reason to be very much astonished
-at what he saw then and afterwards. The
-torchbearers led the way to the left foreleg of
-the wooden horse, opened a door, and filed up a
-spiral stairway, the King of the Clinkers following
-after. Sparkle Spry climbed up by means of
-a stepladder that the carpenter had used. When
-he crawled through the window in the side of the
-wooden horse, he saw that a great transformation
-had taken place, and the sight of it almost took
-his breath away.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A furnace with a small bake oven had been
-fitted up, and there was also a supply of flour, coal,
-and wood. The flue from the furnace ran in the
-inside of the horse’s neck, finding a vent for the
-smoke at the ears. On all sides were to be seen
-the tools and furniture of a bakery, and there
-were places where the little men might stow themselves
-away when they were not on duty, and
-there was a special apartment for the King of the
-Clinkers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“In a little while the whole interior of the
-horse swarmed with the followers of the King of
-the Clinkers, who stood counting them as they
-came in.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘All here,’ he said, waving his little poker.
-‘Now get to bed and rest yourselves.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They complied so promptly that they seemed
-to disappear as if by magic. The torchbearers
-had thrown their torches in the furnace, and as
-wood had already been placed there, a fire was
-soon kindled.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now,’ said the King of the Clinkers, closing
-the draught, ‘we’ll let it warm up a little and see
-if the carpenter has done his work well.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Thereupon he pulled a cord that seemed to
-be tied to a bell, and, in a little while, Sparkle
-Spry felt that the horse was in motion. He
-hardly knew what to make of it. He went to
-the window and peeped out, and the lights in the
-houses seemed to be all going to the rear. Occasionally
-a creaking sound was heard, and sometimes
-he could feel a jar or jolt in the horse’s
-frame.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Are we flying?’ he asked, turning to the
-King of the Clinkers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Flying! Nothing of the sort. Don’t you
-feel a jolt when the horse lifts up a foot and puts
-it down again? I’m mighty glad it is a pacing
-horse. If it was a trotting horse it would shake
-us all to pieces.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where are we going?’ inquired Sparkle
-Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Following the army—following the army,’
-replied the King of the Clinkers. ‘There’s going
-to be a big battle not far from here, and we
-may take a hand in it. The king of the country
-is a fat old rascal, and isn’t very well thought of
-by the rest of the kings, who are his cousins; but
-I live here, and he has never bothered me. Consequently,
-I don’t mind helping him out in a
-pinch.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How far do you have to go?’ asked Sparkle
-Spry, who had no great relish for war if it was as
-hard as he had heard it was.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, a good many miles,’ replied the King of
-the Clinkers, ‘and we are not getting on at all.
-There’s not enough mutton suet on the knee
-hinges to suit me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So saying, he struck the bell twice, and instantly
-Sparkle Spry could feel that the wooden
-horse was going faster.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Does the horse go by the road or through
-the fields?’ asked Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, we take short cuts when necessary,’ answered
-the King of the Clinkers. ‘We have no
-time to go round by the road. I hope you are
-not scared.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No, not scared,’ replied Sparkle Spry somewhat
-doubtfully; ‘but it makes me feel queer to
-be traveling through the country in a wooden
-horse.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Nothing more was said for some time, and
-Sparkle Spry must have dropped off to sleep, for
-suddenly he was aroused by the voice of the King
-of the Clinkers, who called out:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Here we are! Get up! Stir about!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sparkle Spry jumped to his feet and looked
-from the window. Day was just dawning, and
-on the plain before him he saw hundreds of twinkling
-lights, as if a shower of small stars had fallen
-to the ground during the night. Being somewhat
-dazed by his experiences, he asked what they
-were.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Camp-fires,’ replied the King of the Clinkers.
-‘The army that we are going to attack is
-camped further away, but if you will lift your
-eyes a little, you will see their camp-fires.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do we attack them by ourselves?’ Sparkle
-Spry asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Of course!’ the King of the Clinkers answered.
-‘I never did like too much company;
-besides, I want you to get the credit of it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now, I’d rather be certain of a whole skin
-than to have any credit,’ protested Sparkle Spry.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the King of the Clinkers paid no attention
-to his protests. He gave his orders to his
-little men, and strutted about with an air of importance
-that Sparkle Spry would have thought
-comical if he had not been thinking of the battle.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Daylight came on and drowned out the camp-fires,
-leaving only thin columns of blue smoke to
-mark them. The wooden horse moved nearer
-and nearer to the army directly in front of them,
-and finally came close to the headquarters of the
-commanding general, who sent out a soldier to inquire
-the meaning of the apparition. Finally the
-general came himself, accompanied by his staff,
-and to him Sparkle Spry repeated what the King
-of the Clinkers had told him to say. The general
-pulled his mustache and knitted his brows mightily,
-and finally he said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m obliged to you for coming. You’ll
-have to do the best you can. I never have commanded
-a wooden horse, and if I were to tell you
-what to do, I might get you into trouble. I’ll
-just send word along the line that the wooden
-horse is on our side, and you’ll have to do the
-best you can.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As he said, so he did. The army soon knew
-that a big wooden horse had come to help it, and
-when the queer-looking machine moved to the
-front, the soldiers got out of the way as fast as
-they could, and some of them forgot to carry their
-arms with them. But order was soon restored,
-and presently it was seen that the opposing army
-was marching forward to begin the battle.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The King of the Clinkers waited until the
-line was formed, and then he sounded the little
-bell. The horse started off. The bell rang
-twice, and the horse went faster. Sparkle Spry,
-looking from the window, could see that he was
-going at a tremendous rate. The horse went close
-to the opposing army, and then turned and went
-down the line to the left. Turning, it came up
-the line, this time very close. Turning again, it
-came back, and the soldiers in the front line were
-compelled to scamper out of the way. While this
-was going on, the other army came up, but by the
-time it arrived on the battle-ground there was
-nothing to fight.</p>
-<div id='i142' class='figcenter id015'>
-<img src='images/i142.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>THE WOODEN HORSE HAD STAMPEDED THE ENEMY’S ARMY</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“The wooden horse had stampeded the enemy’s
-army, and the soldiers had all run away, leaving
-their arms, their tents, and their bread wagons to
-be captured.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The commanding general of the victorious
-army thanked Sparkle Spry very heartily. ‘I’ll
-mention your name in my report to the king,’ he
-said. ‘But I hardly know what to say about the
-affair. You wouldn’t call this a battle, would
-you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No,’ replied Sparkle Spry, ‘I saw no signs
-of a battle where I went along.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It is very curious,’ said the general. ‘I
-don’t know what we are coming to. A great
-victory, but nobody killed and no prisoners
-taken.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then he went off to write his report, and
-some time afterward the king sent for Sparkle
-Spry, and gave him lands and houses and money,
-and made him change his every-day name for a
-high-sounding one. And the baker and his wife
-came to live near him, and the King of the Clinkers
-used to come at night with all his little men,
-and they had a very good time after all, in spite
-of the high-sounding name.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>With this, Tickle-My-Toes turned and ran away
-as hard as he could, whereupon Mr. Rabbit
-opened his eyes and asked in the most solemn
-way:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Is there a wooden horse after him? I wish
-you’d look.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch13' class='c007'>XIII.<br /> <br />HOW BROTHER LION LOST HIS WOOL.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>Mr. Rabbit shaded his eyes with his hand, and
-pretended to believe that there might be a wooden
-horse trying to catch Tickle-My-Toes after all.
-But Mrs. Meadows said that there was no danger
-of anything like that. She explained that Tickle-My-Toes
-was running away because he didn’t
-want to hear what was said about his story.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I think he’s right,” remarked Mr. Rabbit.
-“It was the queerest tale I ever heard in all my
-life. You might sit and listen to tales from now
-until—well—until the first Tuesday before the
-last Saturday in the year seven hundred thousand,
-seven hundred and seventy-seven, and you’d
-never hear another tale like it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t see why,” suggested Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, chewing his tobacco
-very slowly, “there are more reasons than
-I have hairs in my head, but I’ll only give you
-three. In the first place, this Sparkle Spry doesn’t
-marry the king’s daughter. In the second place,
-he doesn’t live happily forever after; and in the
-third place”—Mr. Rabbit paused and scratched
-his head—“I declare, I’ve forgotten the third
-reason.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If it’s no better than the other two, it doesn’t
-amount to much,” said Mrs. Meadows. “There’s
-no reason why he shouldn’t have married the
-king’s daughter, if the king had a daughter, and
-if he didn’t live happily it was his own fault.
-Stories are not expected to tell everything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, I’m glad of that,” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit,
-“truly glad. I’ve had a story on my mind
-for many years, and I’ve kept it to myself because
-I had an idea that in telling a story you had to
-tell everything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, you were very much mistaken,” said
-Mrs. Meadows with emphasis.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So it seems—so it seems,” remarked Mr.
-Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What was the story?” asked Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I called it a story,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “but
-that is too big a name for it. I reckon you have
-heard of the time when Brother Lion had hair all
-over him as long and as thick as the mane he now
-has?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>But the children shook their heads. They had
-never heard of that, and even Mrs. Meadows said
-it was news to her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, that is very queer,” remarked Mr. Rabbit,
-filling his pipe slowly and deliberately. “Very
-queer, indeed. Time and again I’ve had it on
-the tip of my tongue to mention this matter, but
-I always came to the conclusion that everybody
-knew all about it. Of course it doesn’t seem reasonable
-that Brother Lion went about covered
-from head to foot, and to the tip of his tail, with
-long, woolly hair; but, on the other hand, when
-he was first seen without his long, woolly hair, he
-was the laughing-stock of the whole district. I
-know mighty well he was the most miserable
-looking creature I ever saw.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was curious, too, how it happened,” Mr.
-Rabbit continued. “We were all living in a
-much colder climate than that in the country next
-door. Six months in the year there was ice in
-the river and snow on the ground, and them that
-didn’t lay up something to eat when the weather
-was open had a pretty tough time of it the rest of
-the year. Brother Lion’s long woolly hair belonged
-to the climate. But for that, he would
-have frozen to death, for he was a great hunter,
-and he had to be out in all sorts of weather.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“One season we had a tremendous spell of cold
-weather, the coldest I had ever felt. I happened
-to be out one day, browsing around, when I saw
-blue smoke rising a little distance off, so I says to
-myself, says I, I’ll go within smelling distance of
-the fire and thaw myself out. I went towards
-the smoke, and I soon saw that Mr. Man, who
-lived not far off, had been killing hogs.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, the funny thing about that hog-killing
-business,” continued Mr. Rabbit, leaning back in
-his chair and smacking his lips together, as old
-people will do sometimes, “was that, after the
-hogs were killed, Mr. Man had to get their hair
-off. I don’t know how people do now, but that
-was what Mr. Man did then. He had to get the
-hair off—but how? Well, he piled up wood,
-and in between the logs he placed rocks and
-stones. Then he dug a hole in the ground and
-half buried a hogshead, the open end tilted up a
-little higher than the other end. This hogshead
-he filled with as much water as it would hold in
-that position. Then he set fire to the pile of
-wood. As it burned, of course the rocks would
-become heated. These Mr. Man would take in a
-shovel and throw in the hogshead of water. The
-hot rocks would heat the water, and in this way
-the hogs were scalded so the hair on their hides
-could be scraped off.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, the day I’m telling you about, Mr.
-Man had been killing hogs and scalding the hair
-off. When I got there the pile of wood had
-burned away, and Mr. Man had just taken his
-hogs home in his wagon. The weather was very
-cold, and as I stood there warming myself I heard
-Brother Lion roaring a little way off. He had
-scented the fresh meat, and I knew he would
-head right for the place where the hogs had been
-killed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, Brother Lion had been worrying me a
-good deal. He had hired Brother Wolf to capture
-me, and Brother Wolf had failed. Then
-he hired Brother Bear, and Brother Bear got
-into deep trouble. Finally he hired Brother Fox,
-and I knew the day wasn’t far off when Mrs.
-Fox would have to hang crape on her door and
-go in mourning. All this had happened some
-time before, and I bore Brother Lion no good
-will.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, when I heard him in the woods singing
-out that he smelled fresh blood, I grabbed the
-shovel the man had left, and threw a dozen or so
-hot rocks in the hogshead, and then threw some
-fresh dirt on the fire. Presently Brother Lion
-came trotting up, sniffing the air, purring like
-a spinning wheel a-running, and dribbling at the
-mouth.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I passed the time of day with him as he came
-up, but kept further away from him than he could
-jump. He seemed very much surprised to see
-me, and said it was pretty bad weather for such
-little chaps to be out; but I told him I had on
-pretty thick underwear, and besides that I had
-just taken a hot bath in the hogshead.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m both cold and dirty,’ says he, smelling
-around the hogshead, ‘and I need a bath. I’ve
-been asleep in the woods yonder, and I’m right
-stiff with cold. But that water is bubbling around
-in there mightily.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’ve just flung some rocks in,’ says I.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How do you get in?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Back in,’ says I.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Lion walked around the hogshead
-once or twice, as if to satisfy himself that there
-was no trap, and then he squatted and began to
-crawl into the hogshead backwards. By the time
-his hind leg touched the water, he pulled it out
-with a howl, and tried to jump away, but, somehow,
-his foot slipped off the rim of the hogshead,
-and he soused into the water—kerchug!—up to
-his shoulders.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit paused, shut his eyes, and chuckled
-to himself.</p>
-<div id='i150' class='figcenter id016'>
-<img src='images/i150.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>YOU NEVER HEARD SUCH HOWLING SINCE YOU WERE BORN</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Well, you never heard such howling since
-you were born. Brother Lion scrambled out
-quicker than a cat can wink her left eye, and
-rolled on the ground, and scratched around, and
-tore up the earth considerably. I thought at first
-he was putting on and pretending; but the water
-must have been mighty hot, for while Brother
-Lion was scuffling around, all the wool on his
-body came off up to his shoulders, and if you
-were to see him to-day you’d find him just that
-way.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And more than that—before he soused himself
-in that hogshead of hot water, Brother Lion
-used to strut around considerably. Being the
-king of all the animals, he felt very proud, and
-he used to go with his tail curled over his back.
-But since that time, he sneaks around as if he was
-afraid somebody would see him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There’s another thing. His hide hurt him
-so bad for a week that every time a fly lit on him
-he’d wiggle his tail. Some of the other animals,
-seeing him do this, thought it was a new fashion,
-and so they began to wiggle their tails. Watch
-your old house cat when you go home, and you
-will see her wiggle her tail forty times a day without
-any reason or provocation. Why? Simply
-because the other animals, when they saw Brother
-Lion wiggling his tail, thought it was the fashion;
-and so they all began it, and now it has become
-a habit with the most of them. It is curious how
-such things go.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the queerest thing of all,” continued Mr.
-Rabbit, leaning back in his chair, and looking at
-Mrs. Meadows and the children through half-closed
-eyes, “was this—that the only wool left
-on Brother Lion’s body, with the exception of his
-mane, was a little tuft right on the end of his
-tail.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How was that?” inquired Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit laughed heartily, but made no
-reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t see anything to laugh at,” said Mrs.
-Meadows with some emphasis. “A civil question
-deserves a civil answer, I’ve always heard.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, you know what you said a while ago,”
-remarked Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t know as I remember,” replied Mrs.
-Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, you said pointedly that it was not
-necessary to tell everything in a story.” Mr.
-Rabbit made this remark with great dignity.
-“And I judged by the way you said it that it was
-bad taste to tell everything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, I remember now,” said Mrs. Meadows,
-laughing. “It was only one of my jokes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But this is no joke,” protested Mr. Rabbit,
-winking at the children, but keeping the serious
-side of his face toward Mrs. Meadows. “I took
-you at your solemn word. Now there is a tuft of
-wool on Brother Lion’s tail, and you ask me how
-it happened to be there. I answer you as you
-answered me—’You don’t have to tell everything
-in a story.’ Am I right, or am I wrong?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’ll not dispute with you,” remarked Mrs.
-Meadows, taking up her knitting.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t mind telling you,” remarked Mr. Rabbit,
-turning to the children with a confidential
-air. “It was as simple as falling off a log. When
-Brother Lion fell into the hogshead of hot water,
-the end of his tail slipped through the bunghole.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>This explanation was such an unexpected one
-that the children laughed, and so did Mrs. Meadows.
-But Mr. Thimblefinger, who had put in an
-appearance, shook his head and remarked that he
-was afraid that Mr. Rabbit got worse as he grew
-older, instead of better.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch14' class='c007'>XIV.<br /> <br />BROTHER LION HAS A SPELL OF SICKNESS.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“The fact is,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “I was
-just telling the story—if you can call it a story—to
-please company. If you think the end of
-Brother Lion’s tale is the end of the story, well
-and good; but it didn’t stop there when I told it
-in my young days. And it didn’t stop there
-when it happened. But maybe I’ve talked too
-long and said too much. You know how we gabble
-when we get old.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I like to hear you talk,” said Sweetest Susan,
-edging a little closer to Mr. Rabbit and smiling
-cutely.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit took off his glasses and wiped them
-on his big red handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There’s some comfort in that,” he declared.
-“If you really like to hear me talk, I’ll go right
-ahead and tell the rest of the story. It’s a little
-rough in spots, but you’ll know how to make
-allowances for that. The creatures had claws and
-tushes, and where these grow thick and long,
-there’s bound to be more or less scratching and
-biting.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course, when Brother Lion had the wool
-scalded off his hide, he was in a pretty bad condition.
-He managed to get home, but it was a
-long time before he could come out and go roaming
-around the country. As he was the king of
-the animals, of course all the rest of the creatures
-called on him to see how he was getting on. I
-didn’t go myself, because I didn’t know how he
-felt towards me. I was afraid he had heard me
-laugh when he backed into the hogshead of hot
-water, though I made believe I was sneezing.
-Consequently, I didn’t go and ask him how he
-was getting on.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But I went close enough to know that Brother
-Fox had told Brother Lion a great rigamarole
-about me. That was Brother Fox’s way. In
-front of your face, he was sweeter than sauce and
-softer than pudding, but behind your back—well,
-he didn’t have any claws, but what tushes
-he had he showed them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I never did hear what Brother Fox said about
-me in any one place and at any one time, but I
-heard a little here and a little there, and when it
-was all patched up and put together it made a
-great mess. I had done this, and I had done
-that; I had laughed at Brother Lion behind his
-back, and I had snickered at him before his face;
-I had talked about him and made fun of him;
-and, besides all that, I had never had the politeness
-to call on him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All the other animals found Brother Lion so
-willing to listen that they learned Brother Fox’s
-lies by heart, and went and recited them here and
-there about the country; and in that way I got
-hold of the worst of them. The trouble with
-Brother Fox was that he had an old grudge
-against me. He had been trying to outdo me for
-many a long year, but somehow or other he always
-got caught in his own trap. He had a willing
-mind and a thick head, and when these get together
-there’s always trouble. The willing mind
-pushes and the thick head goes with its eyes shut.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“In old times, people used to say that Brother
-Fox was cunning, but I believe they’ve quit that
-since the facts have come to light. My experience
-with him is that he is blessed with about as much
-sense as a half-grown guinea pig. He’s a pretty
-swift runner, but he doesn’t even know when the
-time comes to run.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course, when Brother Fox found out that
-for some reason or other I wasn’t visiting Brother
-Lion, he seized the chance to talk about me, and
-it wasn’t such a great while before he managed
-to make Brother Lion believe that I was the worst
-enemy he had and the cause of all his trouble.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I knew pretty well that something of the sort
-was going on, for every time I’d meet any of the
-other animals, they’d ask me why I didn’t call
-and see Brother Lion. Brother Fox, especially,
-was anxious to know why I hadn’t gone to ask
-after Brother Lion’s health.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I put them all off for some time, until finally
-one day I heard that Brother Lion had given
-Brother Fox orders to catch me and bring me before
-him. This didn’t worry me at all, because I
-knew that Brother Fox was just as able to catch
-me as I was to catch a wild duck in the middle
-of a mill-pond. But I concluded I’d go and see
-Brother Lion and find out all about his health.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So I went, taking good care to go galloping
-by Brother Fox’s house. He was sitting on his
-front porch, and I could see he was astonished,
-but I neither said howdy nor turned my head. I
-knew he would follow along after.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'><a id='p-158'></a>“When I got to Brother Lion’s house everything was
-very quiet, but I knew Brother Lion was awake, for I heard him groan
-every time he tried to turn over. So I rapped at the door and then
-walked in. Brother Lion watched me from under his tousled mane for some
-time before he said anything. Then he says, says he:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What’s this I hear?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘Not having your ears, I can’t say.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘My ears are as good as anybody’s ears,’
-says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But I can’t hear through them,’ says I.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He grunted and grumbled a little over this,
-because he didn’t know what reply to make.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You haven’t been to see me until now,’
-says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No,’ says I; ‘I knew you were pretty bad off,
-and so I had no need to come and ask you how
-you were. I knew I was partly to blame in the
-matter, and so I went off to see if I couldn’t find
-a cure for you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘Don’t talk about cures. Everybody
-that has come to see me has a cure. I’ve
-tried ’em all, and now I’m worse off than I was
-at first.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘I could have come as often as Brother
-Fox did, and my coming would have done
-you just as much good.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I don’t know about that,’ says he. ‘Brother
-Fox has been mighty neighborly. He has lost
-sleep on my account, and he has told me a great
-many things that I didn’t know before.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Likely enough,’ says I. ‘I’ve known him
-to tell people a great many things that he didn’t
-know himself. But Brother Fox,’ says I, ‘was
-the least of all things in my mind when I found
-out that you had been scalded by water that was
-not more than milk-warm. I didn’t need to be
-told that when milk-warm water scalds the hair
-off of anybody, something else is the matter beside
-the scalding.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“At this Brother Lion seemed to quiet down a
-little. He didn’t talk so loud, and he began to
-show the whites of his eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ says I, ‘Brother Fox is famous for
-talking behind the door, but I’ve noticed that
-he never says anything nice about anybody. You
-know what he’s said about me, but do you know
-what he’s said about you? Of course you don’t,
-and I’m not going to tell you, because I don’t
-want you to be worried.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But I’d like to know,’ says Brother Lion,
-says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It wouldn’t do you any good,’ says I. ‘I
-could have come here and jowered and made a
-good deal of trouble, but instead of that I knew
-of an old friend of mine who knows how to cure
-hot burns and cold burns, and so I’ve been off
-on a long trip to see the witch doctor, old
-Mammy-Bammy Big Money.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘And did you see her?’ says Brother Lion,
-says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I most certainly did,’ says I, ‘and furthermore
-I laid the whole case before her. I had to
-travel far and wide to find her, but when I did
-find her I asked her to tell me what was good for
-a person who had been scalded by milk-warm
-water. She asked me three times the name of
-the person, and three times I told her. Then she
-lit a pine splinter, blew it out, and watched the
-smoke scatter. There was something wrong, for
-she shook her head three times.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What did Mammy-Bammy Big Money say?’
-says Brother Lion, says he. His voice sounded
-very weak.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘She said nothing,’ says I. ‘She watched
-the smoke scatter, and then she put her hands before
-her face and rocked from side to side. After
-that she walked back and forth, and when she sat
-down again she took off her left slipper, shook
-out the gravel, and counted it as it fell. Once
-more she asked me the name of the person who
-had been scalded in milk-warm water, and once
-more I told her.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wait!’ says Brother Lion, says he. ‘Do
-you mean to tell me the water I fell in was only
-milk-warm?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘It seemed so to me. I had just
-washed my face and hands in it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Lion. ‘What
-else did she say?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I don’t like to tell you,’ says I; and just
-about that time Brother Fox walked in.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But you must tell me,’ says Brother Lion,
-says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says I, ‘if I must I will, but I don’t
-like to. When Mammy-Bammy Big Money had
-counted the white pebbles that fell from her slipper,
-and asked me the name of the person who
-was scalded in milk-warm water, she told me that
-he could be cured by poulticing the burns with
-the fresh hide of his best friend. I asked her the
-name of this friend, but she shook her head and
-said she would call no names. Then she said that
-your best friend had short ears, a sharp nose, keen
-eyes, slim legs, and a bushy tail.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Lion shut his eyes and pretended to
-be thinking. I looked at Brother Fox as solemnly
-as I knew how, and shook my head slowly.
-Brother Fox got mighty restless. He got up and
-walked around.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, well, well!’ says Brother Lion, says
-he. ‘That might mean Brother Wolf, or it
-might mean Brother Fox.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I expect it means Brother Wolf,’ says Brother
-Fox.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, you don’t mean to stand up here and
-say right before Brother Lion’s face and eyes that
-Brother Wolf is a better friend to him than you
-are!’ says I.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Fox’s mouth fell open and his tongue
-hung out, and just about that time I made my
-best bow, and put out for home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But did Brother Lion try the remedy?” Buster
-John inquired, as Mr. Rabbit paused and
-began to light his pipe.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I think Brother Lion caught him and skinned
-him. It’s a great pity if he didn’t. But I’ll
-not be certain. So many things have happened
-since then that I disremember about the hide
-business. But you may be sure Brother Lion
-was very superstitious. My best opinion is that
-he tried the cure.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch15' class='c007'>XV.<br /> <br />A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“That is a funny name for a witch,” said Buster
-John, as Rabbit paused and began to nod.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Which name was that?” inquired Mr.
-Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, Mammy-Bammy Big Money,” replied
-Buster John, elevating his voice a little.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, it’s very simple,” remarked Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “‘Mammy-Bammy’ was to catch
-the ear of the animals, and ‘Big Money’ was to
-attract the attention of the people.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Dat’s so,” said Drusilla. “Kaze time you say
-‘money’ folks’ll stop der work an’ lissen at you;
-an’ ef you say ‘Big Money’ dey’ll ax you ter say
-it agin’.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It’s very curious about money,” continued
-Mr. Thimblefinger. “I don’t know whether you
-ever thought about it much—and I hope you
-haven’t—but it has pestered me a good deal,
-this thing you call money.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It’s mighty bothersome,” assented Mrs. Meadows,
-“when you are where people use it, and
-when you have none except what you can beg or
-borrow. Thank goodness! I’m free from all
-bother now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “I don’t see
-that people have much the advantage of the animals
-when it comes to using money. I’ve seen
-grown people work night and day for a few pieces
-of metal.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, of course!” cried Buster John. “They
-can take the pieces of metal and buy bread and
-meat to eat and clothes to wear.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So much the more wonderful!” remarked Mr.
-Thimblefinger. “What do the people who have
-more bread and meat and clothes than they can
-use want with the pieces of metal?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they may buy something else that they
-haven’t got,” said Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>But Mr. Thimblefinger shook his head. He
-was not satisfied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It puts me in mind of a tale I heard once
-about a poor man who was the richest person in
-the world.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But that couldn’t be, you know,” protested
-Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Anyhow, that’s the way it seemed to me in
-the story,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger. “But the
-story is so old-fashioned it would hardly pass muster
-now. Besides, they tell me that, as there’s not
-enough metal to go round, people have begun to
-make up their minds that pieces of paper with
-pictures on them are just as good as the metal,
-and perhaps better. It’s mighty funny to me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What was the story?” asked Sweetest Susan.
-“Please tell us about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, yes,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “tell us
-about it. If calamus root passes current with
-some of my acquaintances and catnip with others,
-I see no reason why people shouldn’t play make-believe
-among themselves, and say that pieces of
-metal and pieces of paper are worth something.
-In this business people have a great advantage
-over us. They can put figures on their pieces of
-metal and paper and make them worth anything,
-but with us a joint of calamus root is worth just
-so much. It has been worth that since the year
-one, and it will be worth that right on to the end
-of things. Just so with a twist of catnip. But tell
-us the story—tell us the story. I may drop off
-to sleep, but if I do, that will be no sign that the
-tale isn’t interesting.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “once upon
-a time there was a country in which money became
-very scarce. The people had a great deal,
-but they hid it in their stockings and in the chinks
-of the chimneys and in their teapots. The reason
-of this was that other countries close at hand
-made their money out of the same kind of metal,
-and they’d bring their goods in and sell them
-and carry the money off home with them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course this helped to make money scarce,
-and the scarcer it was the more the people clung
-to it, and this made it still scarcer. Naturally
-everybody kept an eye out in the hope of finding
-a supply of this metal.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What sort of metal was it?” asked Buster
-John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Gold,” replied Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh!” exclaimed Buster John, in a disappointed
-tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger, “nothing
-in the world but gold. Those who had money
-held on to it as long as they could, because they
-didn’t know how much scarcer it would be, and
-those who didn’t have any were willing to sell
-whatever they had for any price in order to get
-some.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was lots worse than playing dolls—lots
-worse. When children play make-believe with
-dolls, they soon forget about it; but when grown
-people begin to play make-believe with money,
-they never get over it. The wisest men get their
-heads turned when they begin to think and talk
-about money. They have forgotten that it was
-all a make-believe in the beginning.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Here Mr. Rabbit yawned and said: “You’ll
-have to excuse me if I nod a little here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” remarked Mrs. Meadows, “I feel a
-little sleepy myself, but I’ll try to keep awake for
-the sake of appearances.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Don’t mind me,” said Mr. Thimblefinger,
-with mock politeness. “Go to sleep if you want
-to, you two. I won’t have to talk so loud.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, in this country I was telling you about,
-there was a young man who had saved some
-money by working hard, but he didn’t save it
-fast enough to suit himself. He thought so much
-about it that he would stop in the middle of his
-work, and sit and study about it an hour at a
-time.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He thought about it so much that he began
-to dream about it, and one night he dreamed that
-he got in a boat and went to an island on which
-there was a mountain of gold that shone and
-glistened in the sun. He was very unhappy
-when he woke in the morning and found it was
-nothing but a dream.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He didn’t go to work that day, but wandered
-about doing nothing. That night he had the
-same dream. He had the same dream the next
-night; and the morning after, the first person he
-saw was an old man who had stopped to rest on
-the doorsteps. This old man would have been
-like other old men but for one thing. His beard
-was so long that he had to part it in the middle
-of his chin, pass it under each arm, cross the
-wisps on his back, and bring them around in front
-again, where the two ends were tied together with
-a bow of red ribbon.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How are you, my young friend, and how
-goes it?’ said the old man, smiling pleasantly.
-‘You look as if you had been having wonderful
-dreams.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘So I have, gran’sir,’ replied the young
-man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, a dream isn’t worth a snap of your
-finger unless it comes true, and a dream never
-comes true until you have dreamed it three
-times.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I have dreamed mine three times, gran’sir,
-and yet it is impossible that it should come true.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Nonsense! Nothing is impossible. Tell me
-your dream.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the young man told the old man his
-dream.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The Island of the Mountain of Gold!’ exclaimed
-the old man. ‘Why, that is right in my
-line of travel. I can land you there without any
-trouble. It is a little out of my way, but not
-much.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How shall we get there?’ the young man
-asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘On the other side of the town, I have a
-boat,’ replied the old man. ‘You are welcome to
-go with me. It is so seldom that dreams come
-true that I shall be glad to help this one along as
-well as I can. Besides, I have long wanted an
-excuse to visit the Island of the Mountain of
-Gold. I have passed within sight of it hundreds
-of times, but have always been too busy to land
-there.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The young man looked at the old man with
-astonishment. If he had spoken his thoughts he
-would have declared the old man to be crazy, but
-he said nothing. He simply followed after him.
-The old man led the way across the town to a
-wharf, where his boat was tied. It was a light
-little skiff that could be sailed by one man. In
-this the two embarked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old man managed the sail with one hand
-and the rudder with the other, and he had hardly
-made things ready and taken his seat before a
-light breeze sprang up and filled the sail. The
-skiff glided along the water so easily that the
-shore seemed to be receding while the boat stood
-still. But the breeze grew stronger and stronger,
-and the sail bore so heavily on the nose of the
-boat that the foam and spray flew high in the air.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The sun was bright and the sky was blue,
-and the dark green water seemed to boil beneath
-them, so swiftly the light boat sped along. The
-young man clapped his hands as joyously as a
-boy, and the old man smiled. Presently he
-leaned over the side of the boat and pointed to
-something shining and sparkling in the distance.
-The young man saw it, too, and turned an inquiring
-eye upon his companion.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is your mountain of gold,’ said the old
-man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It seems to be very small,’ said the other.
-He ceased to smile, and a frown clouded his face.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old man noticed the frown, and shook
-his head and frowned a little himself, coughing in
-the muffler that was tied around his neck. But
-he said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The mountain of gold is more than twenty
-miles away.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How far have we come?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Some hundred and odd miles.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The young man seemed to be very much surprised,
-but he said nothing. He leaned so far
-over the side of the boat to watch the mountain
-of gold that he was in danger of falling out.
-The old man kept an eye on him, but did not lift
-a finger to warn him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“In due time they came to the island, if it
-could be called an island. It seemed to be a barren
-rock that had lifted itself out of the sea to
-show the mountain of gold. The mountain was
-only a hill, but it was a pretty high one, considering
-it was of solid gold.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sure enough gold?” asked Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Pure gold,” answered Mr. Thimblefinger.
-“The old man landed his skiff at a convenient
-place, and the two got out and went to the mountain,
-or hill, of gold that rose shining in the
-middle of the small island. The actions of the
-young man showed that he considered himself
-the proprietor of both island and mountain. He
-broke off a chunk of gold as big as your fist,
-weighed it in his hand, and would have given it
-to the old man, but the latter shook his head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You refuse it?’ cried the other. ‘If it is
-not enough I’ll give you as much more.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No,’ replied the old man. ‘Keep it for yourself.
-You owe me nothing. I could have carried
-away tons of the stuff long before I saw you, but
-I had no use for it. You are welcome to as much
-as you can take away with you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘As much as I can take away!’ exclaimed
-the other. ‘I shall take it all.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But how?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It is mine! I am rich. I will buy me a
-ship.’ He walked back and forth, rubbing his
-hands together.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Then you have no further need of me?’
-said the old man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not now—not now,’ replied the other with
-a grand air. ‘You won’t accept pay for your
-services, and I can do no more than thank you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old man bowed politely, got in his skiff,
-and sailed away. The other continued to walk
-about the island and rub his hands together, and
-make his plans. He was now the richest man in
-the world. He could buy kings and princes and
-empires. He had enough gold to buy all the
-ships on the sea and to control all the trade on
-the land. He was great. He was powerful.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All these thoughts passed through his mind
-and he was very happy. The sun looked at the
-young man a long time, and then went to bed in
-the sea. Two little gray lizards looked at him
-until the sun went down, and then they crawled
-back in their holes. A big black bird sailed
-round and round and watched him until nearly
-dark, and then sailed away.</p>
-<div id='i174' class='figcenter id017'>
-<img src='images/i174.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>HE WAS SO WEAK THAT HE COULDN’T GET UP</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“When night came the young man found the
-air damp and chilly, but he knew he was rich, and
-so he laughed at the cold. He crept close under
-his mountain of gold, and, after a long time, went
-to sleep. In the morning he awoke and found
-that nobody had taken away his precious mountain
-of gold during the night. The sun rose to
-keep him company, the two gray lizards crept out
-of their holes and looked at him, and the big
-black bird sailed round and round overhead.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The day passed, and then another and another.
-The young man was hungry and thirsty,
-but he was rich. The night winds chilled him,
-but he was rich. The midday sun scorched him,
-but he was the richest man in the world. Every
-night, no matter how hungry or weak he was, he
-crept upon the side of the mountain, and stretched
-himself out, and tried to hug it to his bosom.
-He knew that if he was hungry, it wasn’t because
-he was poor, and if he died, he knew he
-would die rich. So there he was.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What then?” asked Buster John, as Mr.
-Thimblefinger paused to look at his watch.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I’ll tell you,” continued Mr. Thimblefinger,
-holding the watch to his ear. “One fine
-morning this rich young man was so weak that
-he couldn’t get up. He tried to, but his foot
-slipped, and he rolled to the foot of the mountain
-of gold and lay there. He lay there so long and
-so quietly that the two gray lizards crept close to
-him to see what was the matter. He moved one
-of his fingers, and they darted back to their
-holes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The rich young man lay so still that the big
-black bird, sailing overhead, came nearer and
-nearer, and finally alighted at a respectful distance
-from the rich young man. The two gray
-lizards came out again, and crawled cautiously toward
-the rich young man. The big black bird
-craned his neck and looked, and then went a
-little closer. A sudden gust of wind caused the
-rich young man’s coat to flap. The gray lizards
-scrambled towards their holes, and the big black
-bird jumped up in the air and flew off a little
-way.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But presently they all came back, bird and
-lizards, and this time they went still closer to the
-rich young man. The big black bird went so
-close that there is no telling what he would have
-done next, but just then the old man came running
-towards them. He had untied the two ends
-of his beard, and was waving them in the air as if
-they were flags. The big black bird flew away
-very angry, and the gray lizards ran over each
-other trying to get to their holes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The old man, tied up his beard again, took up
-the rich young man on his shoulder, and carried
-him to the boat. Once there he gave the rich
-young man some wine. This revived him, and in
-a little while he was able to eat. But he had no
-opportunity to talk. The wind whirled the boat
-through the water, and in a few hours it had
-arrived at the young man’s town.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He went home, and soon recovered in more
-ways than one. He found his strength again,
-and lost his appetite for riches. But he worked
-hard, saved all he could, and was soon prosperous;
-but he never remembered without a shiver the
-time that he was the richest man in the world.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch16' class='c007'>XVI.<br /> <br />AN OLD-FASHIONED FUSS.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“I don’t blame ’im fer shiverin’,” said Drusilla;
-“but, I let you know, here’s what wouldn’t
-shiver none ef she had dat ar big pile er gol’
-what de man had. I’d ’a’ cotch me some fish;
-I’d ’a’ gobbled up dem lizards, yit!”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, “I expect
-money is a pretty big thing. I’ve heard a heap
-of talk about it, and I’ve known some big fusses
-to grow out of it. And yet money doesn’t cause
-all the fusses—oh, no! not by a long jump. I
-once heard of a fuss that happened long before
-there was any money, and the curious part about
-it was that nobody knew what the fuss grew out
-of.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What fuss was that?” asked Buster John,
-who thought that perhaps there might be a story
-in it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, it was the quarrel between the Monkeys
-and the Dogs. My great-grandfather knew all
-about the facts, and I’ve heard him talk it over
-many a time when he was sitting in the kitchen
-corner chewing his quid. I’ve often heard him
-wonder, between naps, what caused the dispute.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It seems to me I’ve heard something about
-it,” remarked Mrs. Meadows in an encouraging
-tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, yes!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. “It was
-notorious in our young days. I reckon it has
-been settled long before this; anyhow, I hope so.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What did your great-grandfather say about
-it?” inquired Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If I were to tell you all he said,” responded
-Mr. Rabbit, shaking his head slowly, “you’d
-have to sit here with me for a fortnight, and of
-course you wouldn’t like to do that. So I’ll
-just up and tell you about it in my own way. I
-may not get it exactly right, but I’ll be bound
-I won’t get it far wrong, for I have nothing else
-in the round world to do but to sit here and think
-about old times.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As well as I can remember, the way of it
-was about this: Away back yonder, in the times
-before everybody had got to be so busy trying to
-get the best of each other, a coolness sprang up
-between the Monkeys and the Dogs. Nobody
-knew the right of it, because nobody paid any
-attention to it along at first. But after awhile
-it got so that every time a Dog would meet a
-Monkey in the road, the Monkey would get up in
-a tree and laugh at him, and then the Dog would
-stop and scratch up the dirt with all four of his
-feet and growl.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, I’ve seen them do that way,” said
-Sweetest Susan, laughing.</p>
-<div id='i180' class='figcenter id018'>
-<img src='images/i180.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>THE MONKEYS WOULD MAKE FACES AND SQUEAL AT THE DOGS</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Yes,” replied Mr. Rabbit, with a more solemn
-air than ever. “They have never got out of the
-habit of that kind of caper from that day to this.
-Well, the coolness grew into a dispute, and the
-dispute into a quarrel, and so there it was. The
-Monkeys would make faces and squeal at the
-Dogs, and the Dogs would show their teeth and
-growl at the Monkeys. It went from bad to
-worse, and after awhile, the Dogs would chase
-the Monkeys wherever they saw them, and the
-Monkeys would swing down from the hanging
-limbs and give the tails of the Dogs some terrible
-twists.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Before that time the Monkeys had been living
-on the ground just like everybody else lived,
-but the Dogs had such sharp teeth and such
-nimble feet that the Monkeys had to take to the
-trees and saplings. At first they couldn’t get
-about in the trees as they do now. Sometimes
-they’d miss their footing, or lose their grip, and
-down they’d come right into the red jaws of the
-Dogs.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now this wasn’t pleasant at all. Even when
-the Monkeys didn’t fall, the ants and crawling
-bugs would get on them, and the dead limbs of
-the trees would fall and hurt them, and the wind
-would blow them about, and the heavy rains
-would fall and wet them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“About that time the Monkeys were the most
-miserable creatures in the world. They were so
-miserable that, finally, the Head Monkey made
-up his mind to go and see the Wise Man who
-used to settle all disputes as far as he could. So
-the Head Monkey set out on his journey, and
-traveled till he came to the Wise Man’s house.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He got on the gatepost, and looked all around,
-to see if there was a Dog anywhere in sight.
-Seeing none, he went to the front door and
-knocked. The Wise Man came out. He was
-very old. He had a beard as long as Brother
-Billy Goat’s, and as gray, but he was very nice
-and kind. The Head Monkey told his story all
-the way through, and the Wise Man sat and
-listened to every word. When he had heard it
-all, he shut his eyes and studied the matter over,
-and then he said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Only fools get up fusses that they can’t
-settle. I’ll give you a fool’s remedy to settle a
-fool’s fuss. Go back to your own country and
-fetch me a bunch of the hair of a Brindle Dog.
-Then I’ll show you a cheap and an easy way to
-get rid of the whole tribe of Dogs. But be sure
-that you make no mistake. I must have the hair
-of a Brindle Dog—just that and nothing else.
-Then I can show you how to get rid of all the
-Dogs. But if you make any mistake, you will
-ruin the whole tribe of Monkeys.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Head Monkey scratched himself on the
-side, quick like. Says he, ‘Oh, I’ll make no
-mistake. Don’t worry about me. The first time
-the Dogs have a burying I’ll get on a swinging
-limb, and when a Brindle Dog comes along I’ll
-reach down and pull a bunch of hair out of his
-hide, and by the time he gets through howling
-I’ll be on my journey back.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Wise Man ran his fingers through his
-beard, and laughed to himself. Says he, ‘Very
-well, my young friend, but you had best be careful.
-A Dog of any kind will bear watching, but
-especially a Brindle Dog.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Head Monkey made no answer. He
-simply grinned, and started back home. Now, it
-happened that after his journey was over, the
-Dogs had no burying for a long time. They
-seemed to be in better health than ever. Some
-traveling doctor had come along and told them
-that whenever they felt out of sorts they must go
-out in the fields and hunt for a particular kind of
-grass. When they found it they were to eat
-twenty-seven blades of it, and then go on about
-their business. You may not believe this,” said
-Mr. Rabbit, pausing in the midst of his story,
-“but if you will watch the Dogs right close, you
-will find that to this day they’ll go out and eat
-grass whenever they are ailing. They don’t
-chew it. They just bite off a great long sprig
-of it, and wallop it around their tongues and
-swallow it whole. I don’t know how they do it,
-but I’m telling you the plain facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, as I was saying, it was a long time
-after the Head Monkey got home before the
-Dogs had a burying, and when they did have one
-it happened that there was no Brindle Dog in the
-procession. The rest of the Monkeys were all
-waiting to see what the Head Monkey was going
-to do, and so they forgot to bother the Dogs.
-When the Dogs saw that the Monkeys were quiet,
-they kept quiet themselves, and there was no
-trouble between them for a long time. Seeing
-that the Dogs were no longer snapping and snarling
-at them, some of the older Monkeys began
-to travel on the ground again, but the younger
-ones stayed in the trees where they were born.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Head Monkey was mighty restless.
-Sometimes he’d stay in the trees, and then again
-he’d travel on the ground, but wherever he was
-he always kept his eye out for a Brindle Dog.
-Finally, one day, when he was traveling on the
-ground, he heard a noise up the road, and when
-he turned around he saw a big Brindle Dog coming
-towards him. He thought to himself that
-now was his time or never; so he got behind a
-bush and waited for the Brindle Dog to come up.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He didn’t have long to wait, for the Brindle
-Dog was going in a swinging trot. When he
-came by the bush, the Head Monkey rushed out
-and tried to pull a bunch of hair from the
-Brindle Dog’s hide. But he rushed too far.
-The Brindle Dog shied, as old Mr. Horse used to
-do when he saw a bunch of shucks in the road.
-He shied so quick, and he shied so far, that the
-Head Monkey fell short with his arm, and was
-carried too far by his legs. As the Brindle Dog
-shied, he turned and saw what it was, and then
-he made a rush for the Head Monkey. There
-was no tree near, and no way for the Head Monkey
-to escape. The Brindle Dog grabbed him
-and made short work of him. There was considerable
-of a fight, for the Head Monkey was
-strong in his arms and quick on his feet. But
-the Brindle Dog had a long jaw and a strong
-one. He grabbed the Head Monkey between
-shoulder and ham, and shook him up as you have
-seen people shake a sifter. He just held on and
-shook, and when he turned loose he’d shut his
-teeth down in a new place, so that when the rippit
-was over, it seemed as if there wasn’t a whole
-bone in the Head Monkey’s hide. But quick
-done is quick over: and after the Brindle Dog
-had done all the shaking that the case called for,
-he dropped the Head Monkey and went on about
-his business; but he had some bites and scratches
-on his hide, and as he trotted off he shook his
-ears, for one of them had been split mighty nigh
-in two by the Head Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, after the Brindle Dog had trotted off,
-the Head Monkey rose from the ground and began
-to feel of himself. He was afraid that he
-had been torn in two and scattered all over the
-road, but when he found that he had his legs
-and his arms and his head and his body, he began
-to be more cheerful. He found he could walk.
-And then he found he could use his hands, and
-then he strutted around, and said to himself that
-he had whipped the fight. He was badly bruised
-and pretty sore, but he was not too sore to strut,
-and so he walked up and down the road and
-made his brags that he had compelled the Brindle
-Dog to take to his heels.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then he happened to think what he had
-come for, and he hunted all about in the road to
-see if he could find a bunch of the Brindle
-Dog’s hair. There was a good deal of hair scattered
-around, and in a little while the Head
-Monkey had gathered up a handful. He picked
-it over and sorted it out, and wrapped it up in a
-poplar leaf. Then he went home to his family
-and rested a day or two, for he was pretty badly
-bruised. And he told a big tale of how he had
-met the great Brindle Dog in the road, and had
-fanned him out in a fair fight. His children
-listened with all their ears, and then they jumped
-from limb to limb and told all the neighbors’
-children that their pa was the biggest and the
-best of all the Monkeys.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This went on for some time, and finally the
-Head Monkey felt well enough to visit the Wise
-Man. So he started on the journey, and after
-awhile he got there. He climbed the gatepost
-again, and looked all around to see if there was a
-Brindle Dog in sight. Seeing none, he went to
-the door and knocked, and the Wise Man came
-out.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Good-morning,’ says the Wise Man. ‘I
-hope you are well.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Tolerably well, I thank you,’ says the Head
-Monkey. ‘And I’ve come agreeable to promise
-to bring you a bunch of the hair of a Brindle
-Dog.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that he unrolled the poplar leaf, and
-showed the Wise Man the hair he had picked up
-in the road. The Wise Man took the bunch of
-hair and turned it over in his hand, and looked
-at it. Then he looked at the Head Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What is this?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘A bunch of hair from a Brindle Dog,’ says
-the Head Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Wise Man shook his head. Says he, ‘It
-may be, but it doesn’t look like the samples I
-have seen. Are you sure about it?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘As sure as I am standing here,’ says the Head
-Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says the Wise Man, ‘It’s none of my business.
-I just wanted to be certain about it, because
-if there’s any Monkey hair in it, everything
-will go wrong. The whole tribe of Monkeys will
-be ruined. They will have to leave this country
-and the Dogs will stay here. Did you have any
-trouble in getting this hair?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘there was a
-dispute, nothing serious.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How long did the dispute last?’ says the
-Wise Man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No longer than I could reach out and get
-the hair,’ says the Head Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That’s funny,’ says the Wise Man. ‘When
-the Brindle Dog gets into a dispute, he usually
-shows his teeth.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, he showed his teeth, and he had more
-than I thought,’ says the Head Monkey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But are you sure this hair came out of the
-hide of a Brindle Dog?’ says the Wise Man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says the Head Monkey, ‘As sure as I’m
-standing here. I pulled it out with my own
-hands.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says the Wise Man, ‘It looks to me as if
-there were some other kind of hair in this bunch.
-Did you have any trouble in getting it?’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘we had a
-little dispute.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says the Wise Man, ‘Was that all?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, scratching
-himself, ‘we passed a few licks.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How was that?’ says the Wise Man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘he growled
-and I squealed, and then he bit and I scratched.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see,’ says the Wise Man. ‘What else?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Head
-Monkey, ‘there was right smart of a scuffle.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Aha!’ says the Wise Man. ‘A scuffle!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ says the Head Monkey, ‘and worse
-than that. There was a regular knock-down-and-drag-out
-fight,’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see,’ says the Wise Man. ‘You have
-brought me some of your own hair instead of
-the Brindle Dog’s hair, and now you and your
-whole tribe will have to leave this country and
-cross the ocean; and when you get into the new
-country, you will have to live in the trees to keep
-the four-footed animals from destroying you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And so it happened,” continued Mr. Rabbit.
-“Since that time, there have been no Monkeys in
-this country. They had to cross the big water,
-and when they got over there they had to live in
-the trees; and I expect they are living that way
-yet—at least, they were at last accounts.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch17' class='c007'>XVII.<br /> <br />THE RABBIT AND THE MOON.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c012'>“I reckon that’s so about the Monkeys,” remarked
-Mrs. Meadows. “They used to be in the
-country next door, and now they are no longer
-there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” said Mr. Rabbit; “it’s just like I tell
-you: they were there once, but now they are not
-there any more. But in the world next door
-everybody has his ups and downs, especially his
-downs. I’ve heard my great-grandfather tell
-many a time how our family used to live close to
-the Moon. So I don’t make any brags about the
-way the Monkeys had to take to the bushes. I
-remember about my own family, and then I feel
-like hanging my head down and saying nothing.
-It is a very funny feeling, too. When I think we
-used to live close to the Moon, and that we now
-live on the ground and have to crawl there like
-snails, I sometimes feel like crying; and I tell
-you right now if I was to begin to boo-hoo, you’d
-be astonished.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Buster John and Sweetest Susan looked very
-serious, but Drusilla showed a desire to laugh.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You say you used to live close to the Moon?”
-asked Buster John, with more curiosity than
-usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, certainly,” replied Mr. Rabbit. “I
-don’t say that I did, but I’m certain that my
-family did. I’ve heard my great-grandfather
-tell about it a hundred times. I’ve heard that it
-was a better country up there than it is where
-you live, even better than it is down here,—a
-good deal more fun and fiddling, and not half
-so much looking around for something to eat.
-That is the great trouble. If we didn’t have
-to scuffle around and get something to eat, we’d
-be lots better off.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It’s mighty funny. If you let well enough
-alone, you are all right; but the minute you try
-to better it, everything goes wrong.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Dat wuz de way wid ol’ man Adam,” remarked
-Drusilla.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, of course,” said Mr. Rabbit, “and it
-was the way with all the Rabbits and everybody
-and everything else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But how did they live up there by the
-Moon?” asked Sweetest Susan. “How did they
-keep from falling off?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit scratched his head a little before
-replying. “Well,” said he, after awhile, “they
-got along just as we do down here,—heads up
-and feet down. But one time, as I’ve heard my
-great-grandfather say, the Moon got into a sort of
-fidget, and was mighty restless for quite a while.
-At last, one of our family, the oldest of all, made
-bold to look over the fence and ask the Moon
-what the trouble was. He noticed, too, that the
-Moon had shrunk considerably, and seemed to be
-in a very bad way. It could hardly hold up its
-head.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the Moon managed to look up when it
-heard the fuss at the fence, and, in a very shaky
-voice, told the oldest of all the Rabbits howdy.</p>
-<div id='i184' class='figcenter id019'>
-<img src='images/i184.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>“WHAT IS THE TROUBLE?” SAYS THE OLDEST RABBIT</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘What is the trouble?’ says the oldest Rabbit.
-Says he, ‘Can I do anything to help you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m afraid not,’ says the Moon. ‘You are
-not nimble enough.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Maybe I’m nimbler than you think,’ says
-the oldest Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the Moon, ‘I’ll tell you what
-the trouble is. I want to get a message to Mr.
-Man, who lives in the world down yonder. I’ve
-been shining on him at night, and I’ve caught a
-bad cold by being out after dark. My health is
-breaking down, and if I don’t put out my lights
-for a while and take a rest, I’ll have to go
-out altogether. Now, it’s like this: I’ve been
-shining for Mr. Man so long that if I don’t send
-him some word he’ll think something serious has
-happened. I must take a rest, but I want to
-send him a message, telling him that I won’t be
-gone long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the oldest Rabbit, ‘I don’t mind
-going, if you’ll show me the way and tell me
-what to say.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the Moon pointed out the way, and showed
-him how to put his fingers in his ears and hold
-his breath when he took the long jump. Then it
-gave him this message:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><i>‘I am growing weak to gather strength:</i></div>
- <div class='line in1'><i>I go into the shadows to gather light.’</i></div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The oldest Rabbit said this message over to
-himself many times, and then he got ready for
-the journey. Everything went well until he came
-to the long jump. But he braced himself, and
-shut his eyes, and put his fingers in his ears, and
-held his breath. Now, the jump was a long one,
-sure enough. It was so long that the oldest
-Rabbit opened one eye, and then he got the notion
-that he was falling instead of jumping, and
-he opened both eyes so wide that they have been
-that way ever since. This scared him terribly,
-and by the time he landed on the world he had
-forgotten what he came for. He wasn’t hurt a
-bit, but he was badly scared.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He sat on the ground and tried to remember,
-and then he got up and walked about. Finally,
-he looked up and saw the Moon winking one eye
-at him. Then he thought about the message,
-and he ran off to Mr. Man’s house, and knocked
-at the door. Mr. Man had gone to bed, but he
-got up and opened the door, and asked what was
-wanted.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says the oldest Rabbit, ‘I’ve just
-come from the Moon with a message for you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What is it?’ says Mr. Man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The Moon told me to tell you this:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>‘<i>I’m growing weak and have no strength:</i></div>
- <div class='line in1'><i>I’m going off where the shadows are dark.</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Mr. Man scratched his head. He couldn’t
-make the message out. Then he said, ‘Take this
-message back:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>‘<i>Seldom seen and soon forgot:</i></div>
- <div class='line in1'><i>When a Moon dies her feet get cold.</i>’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The oldest Rabbit bowed politely and started
-back home. He came to the Jumping-Off Place,
-and then he took the long jump. He was soon
-at home, and went at once to the Moon’s house,
-and gave the message that Mr. Man had sent.
-This made the Moon very mad. It declared that
-the oldest Rabbit had carried the wrong message.
-Then it grabbed the shovel and struck him in the
-face. This made the oldest Rabbit very mad, and
-he jumped at the Moon and used his claws. The
-fight was a hard one, and you can see the marks
-of it to this day. All the Rabbits have their
-upper lips split, and the Moon still has the marks
-on its face where the oldest Rabbit clawed it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The way of it was this,” continued Mr. Rabbit,
-seeing that the children had hardly caught
-the drift of the story: “the Moon had been
-shining constantly for many years, and was growing
-weak. It wanted to take a rest, and it was
-afraid Mr. Man would get scared when he failed
-to see it at night. Since that time the Moon has
-been taking a rest about every two weeks. At
-least it used to be that way. I never bother
-about it now.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch18' class='c007'>XVIII.<br /> <br />WHY THE BEAR IS A WRESTLER.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Well,” said Mr. Rabbit, after a pause,
-“what about the story? Was there any moral
-to it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“None at all,” replied Mrs. Meadows. “It
-was just an old-time tale.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, I’m truly glad to hear you say so,”
-cried Mr. Rabbit, appearing to be very much
-pleased. “It’s as good as taking a nap.” He
-winked gravely at Buster John, and then proceeded
-to refill his pipe.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I thought it was a pretty good story,” said
-Buster John. “It turned out to be a story so
-quick that it was all over with before I knew it
-was a story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “I had to tell it
-mighty quick. Suppose I had stopped to light
-my pipe and left my own kin dangling between
-the Moon and the World! I knew in reason it
-would never do, and so I rattled away almost as
-fast as the oldest Rabbit jumped. It was a long
-story quickly told of a long journey quickly
-made.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit seemed to be in better humor than
-ever. He leaned back, and patted the ground
-softly with one foot.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Speaking of journeys,” he said, after awhile,
-“makes me think about how Brother Bear started
-out in the world. But what am I doing?” he
-cried. “I don’t want to do all the talking. I
-don’t have any chance to sleep unless somebody
-else is telling a story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, please tell us the story,” pleaded Sweetest
-Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’ll have to,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “since I’ve
-got it started. Well, one time when Brother
-Bear was young, the time came for him to scratch
-around and scuffle for himself. He had already
-learned how to grabble for sweet potatoes, how
-to tote an armful of roasting ears, and how to
-shut his eyes and rob a bee-tree, and so his daddy
-thought it was about time for him to go off and
-earn his own living. Brother Bear said he was
-more than willing, and when he came to tell his
-folks good-by, his daddy gave him seven pieces
-of honey-in-the-comb, saying:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘This is all I have to give you, but it’s
-enough. Whoever eats this honey with you will
-have to wrestle with you seven years or give you
-everything he owns.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So Brother Bear put his seven pieces of
-honey-in-the-comb in a bag, slung the bag over
-his back, and went shuffling down the big road.
-He traveled all that day, and camped out in the
-woods at night. The next morning, just as he
-was about to eat breakfast, he heard a rustling
-in the bushes, and presently Brother Tiger came
-slipping and sliding along, hunting for his breakfast.
-Brother Bear howdied, and Brother Tiger
-said he was only tolerable—not as peart as he
-might be, and yet pearter than he had been.
-Then Brother Tiger sat and watched Brother
-Bear take put a piece of his honey-in-the-comb,
-and the sight made his mouth water. Brother
-Bear noticed this, and he says, says he:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I wish you mighty well, Brother Tiger, and
-I’d like to ask you to have some of my breakfast,
-for I have more than a plenty for two. But
-the trouble is, that whoever eats any of this honey-in-the-comb
-will have to wrestle with me seven
-years or give me all his belongings.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t let that bother you,’ says Brother
-Tiger, says he. ‘I’m a pretty good wrestler myself,
-and I don’t mind trying my hand with you
-after I’ve tasted your honey-in-the-comb.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But Brother Bear hemmed and hawed, and
-acted so that Brother Tiger thought he was either
-afraid to wrestle or mighty stingy with his honey-in-the-comb.
-He thought so, and he said so, and
-this put Brother Bear on his mettle. So he says,
-says he:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well, Brother Tiger, come and get a piece
-of my honey-in-the-comb. I’m more than glad
-to give it to you, and sorry, too, because, as sure
-as you eat it, you’ll be put under a spell, and
-you’ll be obliged to wrestle with me seven long
-years or give me all your belongings.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Tiger grinned from ear to ear. Says
-he, ‘If I don’t have to wrestle before I get the
-honey-in-the-comb, it will be all right. Just let
-me get my fill of that, and I’ll wrestle with you
-seven times seven years. I’ll promise to make
-you tired of wrestling.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘So be it,’ says Brother Bear. ‘Come and
-get the honey-in-the-comb, and take all you want,
-for I won’t need any after I’ve wrestled with
-you a time or two,’ says he.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Tiger went up and tasted the honey-in-the-comb,
-and it was so good that he smacked
-his lips and asked for more. Brother Bear gave
-him some. After both had eat as much as they
-wanted, Brother Tiger took a notion to go home,
-but something held him back. The spell was
-working. But finally he pulled himself together,
-and said he believed he’d go home and see his
-old woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But Brother Bear chuckled to himself. Says
-he, ‘Now that you’ve gobbled up my honey-in-the-comb,
-you don’t want to wrestle. You can’t
-help yourself. When I say wrestle, you’ll have
-to wrestle. You can go home now, but to-morrow,
-bright and early, I’ll knock at your
-door, and you’ll have to come out and wrestle.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Tiger, says he, ‘I’ll be more
-than glad to accommodate you. Just knock at
-the door any hour after daybreak, and you’ll
-find me on hand.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll do so, I’ll do
-so. Just remember your spoken word, Brother
-Tiger!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Tiger started home, but before he
-had gone very far he began to feel mighty queer.
-He had a buzzing noise in his head and a creepy,
-crawly feeling on his hide. He began to get
-scared. Once he thought the honey had poisoned
-him, but he wasn’t sick. He never felt better in
-his life. He wanted to jump and run, and I believe
-the tale does say that he capered around a
-time or two. But every time he’d start home
-he’d have that buzzing sound in his head and
-that creepy, crawly feeling in his hide.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, by and by, he thought he would turn
-back and see what Brother Bear thought about
-it. No sooner said than done. He went back at
-a hand gallop, and found Brother Bear curled up
-at the foot of a tree fast asleep. The honey had
-made him feel so good that he concluded to enjoy
-himself by taking another nap. But he got up
-brisk enough when he heard Brother Tiger calling
-him, and by the time he had rubbed his eyes
-once or twice, and gaped and stretched himself,
-he was as wide awake as ever.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘I knew you’d come back, Brother
-Tiger, and so I just waited for you; and while I
-was waiting I ups and drops off to sleep. But
-anyhow and anyway, here you are, and there’s no
-harm done.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Tiger, says he, ‘I just came
-back to ask you about the queer feeling I have.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Bear, ‘That’s easy enough.
-You just wanted to wrestle, and so you had to
-come back. I have the feeling most all the time
-when I’m not sleeping or eating. It’s a sort of
-zooning sound in the ears, and a sort of ticklish
-feeling on the hide. Well, there isn’t anything
-the matter at all. You just want to wrestle, and
-as the feeling is new to you, you didn’t know
-what it was.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Brother Tiger, ‘I believe you are right,
-Brother Bear; I believe that’s the whole trouble.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll try you
-one round, just to loosen up my hide and put me
-in traveling trim. I’ll not wrestle with you very
-hard, because you are not used to it, and it’s too
-soon to get down to business with you. I told
-you about it when you wanted to eat the honey,
-but you would eat it, and now you’ll have to
-wrestle with me, off and on, first and last, for
-seven long years; and if you don’t, you’ll have
-to give me your house and all your belongings.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they took off their coats and made ready
-to wrestle. ‘As you are not used to these capers,’
-says Brother Bear, ‘I’ll give you all-under holt,
-and promise not to use the in-turn, the ham-twist,
-or the knee-lock.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, Brother Tiger didn’t know whether
-Brother Bear was talking Latin or Chinese, but
-he said nothing: he just stood up and grabbed
-Brother Bear around the waist, or where the
-waist ought to be.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘When you are ready,’ says Brother Bear,
-‘just give the word.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says Brother Tiger, ‘I reckon I’m as
-ready now as I ever will be.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that Brother Bear hugged Brother
-Tiger pretty tight, whirled around with him a
-time or two, fell on him, and then cuffed him,
-first on one ear and then on the other. It was
-all done so quick that Brother Tiger didn’t have
-time to say don’t. He got up and felt of his ribs
-to see if they were still whole, and then he
-rubbed the side of his head where Brother Bear
-had cuffed him. It had already begun to swell.
-His breeches were badly ripped, and he was sore
-all over.</p>
-<div id='i204' class='figcenter id020'>
-<img src='images/i204.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>HE RUBBED THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Says he, ‘And so this is what you call wrestling—this
-is what I was itching for, is it?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, no!’ says Brother Bear. ‘It wouldn’t
-do to call that wrestling. That was only playing.
-I was just showing you the first few capers: you
-can’t wrestle until you learn how. I’ll drop by
-your house to-morrow morning, bright and early,
-and give you another whirl.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Brother Tiger looked mighty solemn, but he
-didn’t say anything. He ambled off home as
-well as he could in his condition, and got his old
-woman to mend his breeches. She wanted to
-know who he had been fighting with, but he told
-her he had just been playing with Brother Bear.
-She laughed, and said that when he had played
-that way a few more times there wouldn’t be
-enough of him left, neither breeches, body, nor
-bones, to sew up in a bag.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, the next morning, bright and early,
-Brother Bear rapped at Brother Tiger’s door, and
-told him to come out and take some exercise before
-breakfast. Brother Tiger didn’t like this
-invitation at all. He said he wanted to sleep a
-little longer; but Brother Bear sent in word that
-the night was made for sleeping, while the day
-was made for work and play. Now, it so happened
-that the honey which Brother Tiger had
-ate had put a spell on him, and when Brother
-Bear asked him out to wrestle he had to come.
-He pulled on his clothes with no good heart, for
-he was still very sore, and came limping out, trying
-to put a good face on the affair. Brother
-Bear laughed, and told Brother Tiger howdy, but
-Brother Tiger didn’t make much of a reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So Brother Bear says, says he, ‘I hope you
-are not begrudging your bargain, Brother Tiger,
-but you made it yourself, and at no invitation of
-mine. I had the seven pieces of honey-in-the-comb,
-and you had the bad taste in the mouth.
-I told you how it would be, but you would have
-the honey, and now you’ll have to stand to your
-bargain: you can’t help yourself now. I told
-you the plain truth about it, but you wouldn’t
-believe it. You’ll find out the truth before you
-get the taste of that honey out of your mouth.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then they made a few passes at each other;
-but Brother Bear finally grabbed Brother Tiger
-around his striped waist, squeezed the breath out
-of him, dashed him on the ground, cuffed his
-ears, and then stood there on his hind legs, waiting
-to see what Brother Tiger was going to do.
-But Brother Tiger didn’t want any more wrestling
-for that day. He went into the house and washed
-his face and hands, and sat down and licked his
-bruises the best he could.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the next morning he had to come out
-and wrestle again, and this happened until he was
-so weak he could hardly walk. His hide was
-split, his ears were swollen, and every stripe on
-his long body was crossed by a scar. Wrestling
-was fine fun for Brother Bear, who was used to it,
-but it was no fun for Brother Tiger, who didn’t
-know how. Every time he wrestled he got new
-bruises, and his head swelled until he could hardly
-get in the door of his house without backing
-his ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Finally, one day he told Brother Bear candidly
-that he would rather give up his house and
-lot than to be tossed around and cuffed at that
-rate. Brother Bear said that he would rather
-wrestle and have a jolly time than to take Brother
-Tiger’s house; but Brother Tiger wouldn’t hear
-to that. He said he couldn’t stay in that part of
-the country and hear the talk of the neighbors.
-They would pester him mighty near to death on
-the week days, and fairly kill him out on Sunday,
-when they had nothing to do but sit around and
-gossip.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So Brother Tiger moved out, and Brother Bear
-moved in; and it has come to pass that Brother
-Tiger won’t stay in the same country with Brother
-Bear for fear that he will have to do some
-more wrestling.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch19' class='c007'>XIX.<br /> <br />THE SHOEMAKER WHO MADE BUT ONE SHOE.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Now, I’ll tell you honestly,” said Little Mr.
-Thimblefinger, popping out from under Mr. Rabbit’s
-big armchair, “I don’t like such stories.
-They give me the all-overs. I expect maybe it’s
-because they are true.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No doubt that’s the trouble with them,” remarked
-Mr. Rabbit in a tone unusually solemn.
-“You don’t think that at my time of life my
-tongue is nimble enough for me to sit here and
-make up stories to suit the hour and the company?
-By the bye,” he continued, turning
-around so as to catch Little Mr. Thimblefinger’s
-eye, “what stories were you talking about?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, to tell you the truth, I was fast asleep,
-for the most part, but I distinctly remember
-something about Moons and Monkeys. When I
-heard that, I just went off to sleep in spite of
-myself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There’s no accounting for tastes,” said Mr.
-Rabbit. “There are some tales that put me to
-sleep, and I have no complaint to make when anybody
-begins to doze over them that I tell.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, you tell ’em well enough,” Little Mr.
-Thimblefinger declared. “If anything, you make
-them better than they ought to be. You lift
-your ears at the right place, and pat your foot
-when the time comes. I don’t know what more
-could be asked in telling a story.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So far so good,” remarked Mrs. Meadows,
-who had thus far said nothing. “Suppose you
-whirl in and tell us the kind of tale that you
-really admire.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That’s easier said than done,” replied Little
-Mr. Thimblefinger, fidgeting about a little. “You
-have to take the tales as they come. Sometimes
-one will pop into your head in spite of yourself.
-You remember it just because you didn’t like it
-when you first heard it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Tell us one, anyway, just to pass away the
-time,” said Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If I tell you one,” Little Mr. Thimblefinger
-replied, “I’ll not promise it will be one that I
-like. That would be promising too much. But
-the talk about the Moon, that I heard before I
-dozed off just now, reminded me of a tale I heard
-when I was a good deal smaller than I am now.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Once upon a time there was a man who had
-two sons. They were twins, but they were just
-as different from each other as they could possibly
-be. One was dark, and the other was light complected.
-One was slim, and the other was fat.
-One was good, and the other was what people call
-bad. He was lazy, and full of fun and mischief.
-They grew up that way until they were nineteen
-or twenty years old. The good boy would work
-hard every day, or pretend to work hard, and then
-he’d go back home and tell his mother and
-father that his brother hadn’t done a stroke of
-work. Of course, this made the old people feel
-very queer. The mother felt sorrowful, and the
-father felt angry. This went on, until finally, one
-day, the father became so angry that he concluded
-to take his bad son into some foreign
-country, and bind him out to some person who
-could make him work and cure him of his mischievousness.
-In those days people sometimes
-bound out their children to learn trades and good
-manners and things of that sort.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I wish dey’d do it now,” exclaimed Drusilla.
-“Kaze den I wouldn’t hafter be playin’ nuss, an’
-be gwine in all kind er quare places whar you
-dunner when ner whar you kin git out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Stuff!” cried Buster John. “Why don’t
-you be quiet and listen to the story?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It go long too slow fer ter suit me,” said
-Drusilla in a grumbling tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, turning
-to Buster John, “you’ve come mighty close to
-telling a part of the tale I had in my mind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I don’t see how,” replied Buster John with
-some surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You said ‘stuff!’” responded Mr. Thimblefinger,
-“and that’s a part of my story. If you
-listen, you’ll soon find out. As I was saying,
-people in old times bound out their sons to some
-good man, who taught them a good trade or
-something of that kind. Well, this man that I
-was telling you about took his bad son off to a
-foreign country, and tried to find some one to
-bind him out to. They traveled many days and
-nights. They went over mountains and passed
-through valleys. They crossed plains, and they
-went through the wild woods.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, the man who was taking his son into a
-foreign country was getting old, and the farther
-they walked, the more tired he grew. At last,
-one day, when they were going through the big
-woods, he sat down to rest near a tall poplar-tree,
-and, turning to his son, said angrily:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Stuff! you are not worth all this trouble.
-But for you I’d be at home now, enjoying myself
-and smoking my pipe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The son, who was used to these outbreaks,
-made no reply, but stretched himself out on the
-dead leaves that littered the ground. He had
-hardly done so when there was a tremendous noise
-in the woods, and then both father and son saw
-rushing toward them an old man with a long
-beard, followed by a small army of fierce-looking
-dwarfs armed with clubs and knives and pikes.
-They rushed up and surrounded the father and
-son.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Which of you called my name and abused
-me?’ cried the old man with the long beard.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not I,’ said the bad son.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not I,’ said the father. ‘I am sure I never
-saw you or heard of you before.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This made the old man more furious than
-ever. He fairly trembled with rage. ‘Didn’t I
-hear one of you say, “Stuff! but for you I’d
-be at home now enjoying myself, and smoking
-my pipe?”’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I did say something like that,’ replied the
-father in great astonishment.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How dare you?’ cried the old man, beside
-himself with rage. ‘How did I ever harm you?
-Seize him!’ he said to his army of dwarfs.
-‘Seize him, and bind him hard and fast! I’ll
-show him whether he can come into my kingdom
-and abuse me!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The father was speechless with astonishment,
-and made no attempt to prevent the dwarfs from
-seizing and binding him. They had him tied
-hard and fast before he could say a word, even if
-he had had a word to say. But by this time the
-son had risen to his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wait!’ he cried, ‘let’s see what the
-trouble is! Who are you?’ he inquired, turning
-to the old man with the long beard.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘My name is Stuff,’ he replied, ‘and I am
-king of this country which you are passing
-through. I’m not going to allow any one to
-abuse me in my own kingdom. You may go
-free, but mind you go straight back the way you
-came.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The son thought the matter over a little
-while, and then turned on his heel and went back
-the way he had come, and, as he walked, he
-whistled all the lively tunes he could think of.
-For a time he was glad that his father was no
-longer with him to quarrel and complain; but
-finally he grew lonely, and then he began to
-think how his father had raised him up from a
-little child. The more he thought about this, the
-sorrier he was that he had given his father any
-trouble. He sat down on a log by the side of the
-road and thought it all over, and presently he
-began to cry.</p>
-<div id='i216' class='figcenter id002'>
-<img src='images/i216.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>A QUEER-LOOKING LITTLE MAN CAME JOGGING ALONG THE ROAD</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“While he was sitting there with his head
-between his hands, crying over the fate of his
-father, a queer-looking little man came jogging
-along the road. He had bushy hair and a beard
-that grew all over his face, except right around
-his eyes and lips and the tip-end of his nose.
-His beard was not long, but it was very thick,
-and it stood out around his face like the spokes
-in a buggy-wheel. He seemed to be in a big
-hurry, but when he saw the young man sitting
-on the log crying, he stopped, and stared at him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Tut, tut!’ he cried. ‘What’s all this?
-Who has hurt your feelings?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If the young man had not been so sorrowful,
-he would have been surprised to see the queer-looking
-little man standing by him. But, as it
-was, he didn’t seem to be surprised at all. He
-just looked at the stranger with red eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘My name is Mum,’ said the stranger, ‘and
-I’m the Man in the Moon. Tell me your
-troubles. Maybe I can help you. I’m in a
-great hurry, because the Moon must change day
-after to-morrow, and I must be there to lend a
-hand; but I’ll not allow my hurry to prevent me
-from hearing your troubles and helping you if I
-can.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So then and there the young man told his
-story, and the Man in the Moon sighed heavily
-when he heard it.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see how it is,’ he said. ‘You are young
-and thoughtless, and your father is old and
-crabbed. You never thought of what you owed
-him, and he never made any allowances for your
-youth. He’s in no danger. I know old Stuff
-well. I’ve watched him many a night when he
-thought nobody had an eye on him, and he’s a
-pretty tough and cunning customer. You must
-have help if you get your father out of trouble.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What am I to do?’ asked the young man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ replied the Man in the Moon, ‘in the
-first place you will have to go home. Say nothing
-about the trouble your father is in. Just
-tell your mother that he has lost the sole of his
-shoe, and has sent you for the awl that is in the
-big red cupboard, a piece of leather, a handful of
-pegs, and a piece of wax.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What then?’ the young man inquired.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Bring them here,’ said the Man in the
-Moon. ‘By the time you get back, I will have
-another holiday. We’ll put our heads together
-and see what can be done.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The young man made no delay. He was so
-anxious about his father that he started for home
-at once. It was a long journey, but he lost no
-time on the way. He was in rags and tatters
-when he reached home, but that made no difference
-to him. He took no time to eat, or to
-sleep, or to rest, but went to his mother at once,
-and told her that his father had lost the sole of
-his shoe, and had sent for the awl that lay in the
-big red cupboard, a strong piece of leather, a
-handful of shoe-pegs, and a cake of shoemaker’s
-wax.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“His mother asked him a great many questions,
-as women will, but all the answer the son
-would make was that his father had lost the
-sole of his shoe, and had sent for the awl that
-lay in the big red cupboard, a strong piece of
-leather, a handful of shoe-pegs, and a cake of
-shoemaker’s wax. Of course, the mother was
-very much worried. She finally came to the conclusion
-that some great calamity had befallen her
-husband, and she went about crying and wringing
-her hands, and declaring that they were all
-ruined; that her husband was dead; and that
-more than likely he had been murdered by this
-bad, bad son of hers, who had no other story to
-tell except to ask for the awl that lay in the big
-red cupboard, a strong piece of leather, a handful
-of shoe-pegs, and a cake of shoemaker’s wax.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, the good son heard all this, but he said
-nothing. He just folded his hands and fetched
-a sigh or two, and seemed to be sorry for everything
-in general. But while the mother was
-going about wringing her hands and weeping,
-and the good son was heaving and fetching his
-sighs, the other son went to the big red cupboard.
-There on a shelf he saw the awl sticking in a
-cake of shoemaker’s wax. Near it was a strong
-piece of leather, and close by was a handful of
-shoe-pegs. He took these, changed his ragged
-coat, and started back on his journey.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, although the good son did nothing but
-sigh and look sorry, he had deep ideas of his
-own. The reason he was called the good son was
-because he was so cunning. He thought to himself
-that now would be a good time to do a fine
-stroke of business. He knew that his brother
-had something more on his mind than the awl,
-the leather, the pegs, and the shoemaker’s wax,
-and he wanted to find out about it. So he ran
-after his brother to ask him what the real trouble
-was. He caught up with him a little way beyond
-the limits of the village, but no satisfaction could
-he get. Then he began to abuse his brother and
-to accuse him of all sorts of things.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the son, who was trying to get his father
-out of trouble, paid no attention to this. He
-went forward on his journey, turning his head
-neither to the right nor to the left. The good
-brother (as he was called) followed along after the
-best he could, being determined to see the end of
-the business. But somehow it happened that, on
-the second day, the brother who was going to
-meet the Man in the Moon was so tired and worn
-out that he was compelled to crawl under a haystack
-and go to sleep. In this way the good
-brother passed him on the road and went forward
-on his journey, never doubting that the other
-was just ahead of him. Finally, one day, the
-good brother grew tired and sat down on a log to
-rest. He sat there so long that the brother he
-thought he was following came up. He was very
-much surprised to see his nice and good brother
-sitting on a log and nodding in that country. So
-he woke him up and asked him what the trouble
-was.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Stuff!’ cried the other, ‘you know you have
-made way with our father!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“At once there was a roaring noise in the
-woods and a rustling sound in the underbrush,
-and out came an old man with a long beard, followed
-by an army of dwarfs.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How dare you abuse me in my own kingdom?’
-he cried to the good brother. ‘How did
-I ever harm you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The brother, who had seen this game played
-before, tried to explain, but King Stuff would
-listen to no explanation. He commanded his
-armed dwarfs to seize and bind the good brother,
-and they soon carried him out of sight in spite
-of his cries.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, the young man who had gone home for
-the awl and the axe and the shoemaker’s wax
-was very much puzzled. He had more business
-on his hands than he knew what to do with. He
-saw that he must now rescue his brother as well
-as his father, and he didn’t know how to go
-about it. He had the awl and the axe and the
-shoemaker’s wax. He also had the shoe-pegs and
-leather that he found together. But what was he
-to do with them? He sat on the log and
-thought about it a long time.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“While he was sitting there, and just as he
-was about to go forward on his journey, he heard
-some one coming briskly down the road singing.
-He heard enough of the song to be very much
-interested in it. It ran thus:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘With the awl and the axe</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And the shoemaker’s wax,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>And the pegs and the leather</div>
- <div class='line in1'>That were found close together</div>
- <div class='line in2'>Where the old man had fling’d ’em,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>We’ll bore through and roar through;</div>
- <div class='line in1'>We’ll cut down, we’ll put down,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>This king and his kingdom.’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Of course, it was the Man in the Moon who
-was coming along the road singing the song, and
-he seemed to be in high good humor. He caught
-sight of the solemn face of the young man and
-began to laugh.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘There you are!’ cried Mum, the Man in the
-Moon, ‘and I’m glad to see you; but I’d feel a
-great deal better if you didn’t look so lonesome.
-I don’t know what to do about it. Your face is
-as long as a hind quarter of beef.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I can’t help it,’ replied the young man. ‘I
-am in deeper trouble than ever. My brother has
-been carried off by the same people that captured
-my father.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What of it?’ exclaimed the Man in the
-Moon. ‘If you knew as much about that brother
-of yours as I do, you’d go on about your
-business, and let him stay where he is.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No,’ said the young man. ‘I couldn’t do
-that. I know he is my brother, and that is
-enough. And then there’s my father.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Man in the Moon looked at the young
-man a long time, and finally said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Since we are to have a sort of holiday together,
-maybe you won’t mind telling me your
-name.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, of course not,’ replied the young man.
-‘My name is Smat.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Man in the Moon scratched his head and
-then laughed. ‘It is a queer name,’ he said;
-‘but I see no objection to it. I suppose it just
-happened so.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now, I can’t tell you anything about that,’
-replied Smat. ‘I was too young when the name
-was given to take any part in the performance.
-They seized me, and named me at a time when I
-had to take any name that they chose to give me.
-They named me Smat, and that was the end of it
-so far as I was concerned. They never asked me
-how I liked it, but just slapped the name in my
-face, as you may say, and left it there.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ said the Man in the Moon, ‘they’ll
-put another letter in the name when you get back
-home. Instead of calling you Smat, they’ll say
-you are Smart, and there’s some consolation in
-that.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Not much as I can see,’ remarked Smat.
-‘It’s all in your mouth, and what is in your
-mouth is pretty much all wind and water, if you
-try to spit it out. What I want now is to get
-my father and my brother out of the trouble that
-my mischief has plunged them in. Please help
-me. They ought to be at home right now.
-There’s the corn to grind, and the cows are waiting
-to be milked, and the grain is to be gathered.
-Times are pretty hard at our house when everybody
-is away.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Very well,’ said the Man in the Moon. He
-had hanging by his side the horn of the new
-Moon, and on this he blew a loud blast. Immediately
-there was a roaring noise in the woods,
-and very soon there swarmed about them a company
-of little men, all bearing the tiniest and the
-prettiest lanterns that were ever seen. It was not
-night, but their lanterns were blazing, and as they
-marched around the Man in the Moon in regular
-order, it seemed as though the light of their
-lanterns had quenched that of the sun, so that
-Smat saw the woods in a different light altogether.
-He had not moved, but he seemed to
-be in another country entirely. The trees had
-changed, and the ground itself. He was no
-longer sitting on a log by the side of the big
-road, but was now standing on his feet in a
-strange country, as it seemed to him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He had risen from his seat on the log when
-the little men with their lanterns began marching
-around, but otherwise he had not moved. And
-yet here he was in a country that was new to
-him. He rubbed his eyes in a dazed way, and
-when he opened them again, another change had
-taken place. Neither he nor the Man in the
-Moon had made any movement away from the big
-road and the log that was lying by the side of
-it, but now they were down in a wide valley, that
-stretched as far as the eye could see, between two
-high mountain ranges.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now, then,’ said the Man in the Moon, ‘you
-must be set up in business. On the side of the
-mountain yonder is the palace of King Stuff,
-and somewhere not far away you will find your
-father and your brother, and perhaps some one
-else.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He then called to the leaders of the little
-men with the lanterns, and gave each one a task
-to do. Their names were Drift and Sift, Glimmer
-and Gleam, and Shimmer and Sheen. These six
-leaders waved their lanterns about, called their
-followers about them, and at once began to build
-a house.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And they so little, too,” remarked Mrs.
-Meadows sympathetically.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, it was no trouble in the world to them,”
-said Little Mr. Thimblefinger. “It didn’t seem
-as if they were building a house. Did you ever
-see a flower open? You look at it one minute,
-turn your head away and forget about it, and the
-next time you look, there it is open wide. That
-was the way with this house the little men built.
-It just seemed to grow out of the ground. As
-it grew, the little men climbed on it, waved their
-lanterns about, and the house continued to grow
-higher and higher, and larger and larger, until it
-was finished. Not a nail had been driven, not
-a board had been rived, not a plank had been
-planed, not a sill had been hewn, not a brick had
-been burned. And yet there was the house all
-new and fine, with a big chimney-stack in the
-middle.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now,’ said the Man in the Moon, when
-everything was done, ‘here is your house, and
-you may move in with bag and baggage.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is quickly done,’ replied Smat. ‘What
-then?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, you must set up as a shoemaker,’ said
-the Man in the Moon.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But I never made a shoe in my life,’ the
-young man declared.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘So much the more reason why you should
-make ’em before you die,’ the Man in the Moon
-remarked. ‘The sooner you begin to make shoes,
-the sooner you’ll learn how.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That’s so true,’ said Smat, ‘that I have
-no reply to make. ‘I’ll do as you say, if I can.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That’s better,’ cried the Man in the Moon.
-‘If you do that, you’ll have small trouble. If
-you don’t, I wouldn’t like to tell you what will
-happen. Now listen! There is in this kingdom
-a person (I’ll not say who) that goes about
-with only one shoe. When you see that person,
-no matter when or where,—no matter whether
-it’s man, woman, or child,—you must let it be
-known that you are ready to make a shoe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then the Man in the Moon called to the
-leaders of his army of lantern bearers, and waved
-his hands. They, in turn, waved their tiny lanterns,
-and in a moment all were out of sight, and
-Smat was left alone. For some time afterwards
-he felt both lonely and uneasy, but this feeling
-passed away as soon as he went into his house.
-He was so astonished by what he saw in there
-that he forgot to feel uneasy. He saw that,
-although the house was newly built,—if it had
-been built,—it was in fact old enough inside to
-seem like home. Every room was finely furnished
-and carpeted, and in one part of the house, in a
-sort of shed-room, he found that a shoemaker’s
-shop had been fixed up. There he saw the awl
-and the axe, and the shoemaker’s wax, with the
-pegs and the leather that were found close together.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He thought to himself that all that was very
-nice, but he knew, too, that he was not much of
-a shoemaker, and this bothered him not a little.
-Anyhow, he made himself comfortable and waited
-to see what was going to happen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“One day a head officer of the kingdom
-chanced to pass that way. He saw the house and
-rubbed his eyes. He was so astonished that he
-went and told another officer, and this officer told
-another, and finally all the officers in the kingdom
-knew about it. Now, if you’ve ever noticed,
-those who hold government offices have less
-to do and more time to do it in than any other
-day laborers. So they went about and caucussed
-among themselves, and examined into the books,
-and found that no taxes had ever been gathered
-from the owner of such a house. There was
-great commotion among them. One of them,
-more meddlesome than the rest, took a big book
-under his arm and went to Smat’s house to make
-inquiries. The first question he asked was the
-last.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘How long have you been living in
-this precinct?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says Smat, ‘Ever since the house was built
-and a little while before.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The officer looked at the house and saw that
-it was a very old one, and then he tucked his big
-book under his arm and went off home. At last
-the king—the same King Stuff whose name
-you’ve heard me mention—heard about the
-new house that was old, and of the shoemaker
-who didn’t know how to make shoes. So he concluded
-to look into the matter. He summoned
-his high and mighty men, and when they had
-gathered together they went into a back room
-of the palace and shut the door, and had a long
-talk together. All this took time; and while the
-king and his high and mighty men were confabbing
-together, other things were happening, as
-you shall presently see.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It seems that in that kingdom there was a
-beautiful girl who went wandering about the
-country. If she had any kinsfolk, nobody knew
-anything about it, and, indeed, nobody cared.
-She had lost one of her shoes, and she went about
-from place to place hunting for it. Some pitied
-her, and some laughed at her, which is the way
-of the world, as you’ll find out; but nobody
-tried to help her. Some said that one shoe was
-better than no shoe, and others said that a new
-shoe would do just as well as an old shoe.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That’s where they made a big mistake,” said
-Mrs. Meadows. “I’ve tried it, and I ought to
-know. A new shoe is bound to hurt you a little
-at first, I don’t care how well it fits.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I’m only telling you what they said,”
-replied little Mr. Thimblefinger. “From all I
-can hear, new shoes hurt the ladies a great deal
-worse than they do the men. But that’s natural,
-for their toes and their heels are a good deal
-tenderer than those of the men folks. Anyhow,
-this beautiful girl had lost one of her shoes, and,
-rather than buy another one or a new pair, she
-went hunting it everywhere. One day she came
-by Smat’s house. He, sitting by one of the windows,
-and wishing that he could see his father
-and brother, paid no attention to the passers-by.
-But this beautiful girl saw him at the window
-and spoke to him.</p>
-<div id='i232' class='figcenter id021'>
-<img src='images/i232.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>“HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING OF A STRAY SHOE?”</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘Kind sir,’ she said, ‘have you seen anything
-of a stray shoe? I have lost one of mine, and
-I’m in great trouble about it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Smat looked at the girl, and she was so beautiful
-that he couldn’t help but blush. Seeing
-this, the girl began to blush. And so there they
-were, two young things a-blushing at one another,
-and wondering what was the matter.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I have seen no stray shoe,’ said Smat; ‘but
-if you’ll come in and show me the one you have
-on, I think I’ll know its fellow when I see it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The girl went into the house and sat on a
-chair, and showed Smat the shoe that she hadn’t
-lost. She had the smallest and the neatest foot
-he had ever seen.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I hope you are no kin to Cinderella,’ said
-Smat, ‘for then you couldn’t get a shoe to fit
-your other foot until some kind fairy made it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I never heard of Cinderella,’ the girl replied.
-‘I only know that I have lost my shoe,
-and I’m afraid I’ll never get another just like it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Smat scratched his head, and then he thought
-about the awl and the axe and the shoemaker’s
-wax, and the pegs and the leather that were
-found close together. So he said to the beautiful
-girl:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Just sit here a little while, and I’ll see if I
-can’t get you a shoe to fit your foot. But I must
-have the other shoe as a pattern to work by.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“At first the girl didn’t want to trust him
-with the shoe, but she saw that he was in earnest,
-and so she pulled off the only shoe she had and
-placed it in Smat’s hands. He saw at once that
-the leather he had was a match for that in the
-shoe, and he set to work with a light heart,—with
-a light heart, but his hand was heavy.
-And yet, somehow or other, he found that he
-knew all about making shoes, although he had
-never learned how. The leather fitted itself to
-the last, and everything went smoothly. But the
-beautiful girl, instead of feeling happy that she
-would soon have a mate to her shoe, began to
-grow sad. She sat in a corner with her head
-between her hands and her hair hanging down to
-her feet, and sighed every time Smat bored a hole
-in the leather with his awl or drove in a peg.
-Finally, when he handed her the shoe entirely
-finished, she looked at it, sighed, and let it fall
-from her hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Of course,’ said Smat, ‘I don’t feel bad
-over a little thing like that. But you don’t have
-to pay anything for the shoe, and you don’t have
-to wear it unless you want to.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, it is not that,’ cried the beautiful girl.
-‘The shoe will do very well, but the moment I
-put it on, your troubles will begin.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ replied Smat, ‘we must have troubles
-of some sort anyhow, and the sooner they begin,
-the sooner they’ll be ended. So put on your
-shoe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, it happened that just as the girl put
-on the shoe, which fitted her foot exactly, King
-Stuff and his councilors came driving up to the
-door. King Stuff was not a large man, but he
-was very fierce-looking. He called out from his
-carriage of state and asked what sort of a person
-lived in that house that he couldn’t come out
-and salute when the king and his councilors went
-riding by. Smat went to the door and bowed as
-politely as he could, and said that he would have
-been glad to bow and salute, if he had known his
-royal highness and their excellent excellencies intended
-to honor his poor house even so much as
-to pass by it. The king and his councilors looked
-at one another and shook their heads.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘This man is none of us,’ said the oldest and
-wisest of the councilors. ‘We must be careful.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How long have you lived here?’ asked the
-king.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Longer than I wanted to,’ replied Smat.
-‘My house is so far from the palace that I have
-not been able to call and pay my respects to your
-majesty.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I see you are a maker of shoes,’ remarked
-the king, seeing the awl in Smat’s hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No, your majesty, not a maker of shoes, but
-simply a shoemaker. Thus far I have succeeded
-in making only one shoe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“At this the king and his councilors began to
-shake and tremble. ‘What was the prophecy?’
-cried the king to the oldest and wisest. ‘Repeat
-it!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The oldest and the wisest closed his eyes,
-allowed his head to drop to one side, and said in
-solemn tones:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>‘Wherever you go, and whatever you do,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Beware of the man that makes but one shoe;</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Beware of the man with the awl and the axe,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>With the pegs and the leather and the shoemaker’s wax.</div>
- <div class='line in1'>If you’re out of your palace when you meet this man,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>You’d better get back as fast as you can.’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Smat felt very much like laughing at the
-solemn way in which the oldest and wisest councilor
-repeated this prophecy, or whatever it might
-be called. ‘Your majesty needn’t be worried
-about that prophecy,’ said he. ‘It’s the easiest
-thing in the world to break the force of it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘How?’ asked the king.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Why, having made one shoe, I’ll go to work
-and make another,’ replied Smat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The oldest and wisest of the councilors said
-that was a pretty good plan,—anyhow, it was
-worth trying. Smat promised to make another
-shoe, and have it ready in two days. But this
-was easier said than done. In the first place, he
-had used nearly all his leather in making a shoe
-for the beautiful girl. In the second place, the
-awl point wouldn’t stay in the handle. In the
-third place, the pegs split and broke every time
-he tried to drive them, and the shoemaker’s wax
-wouldn’t stick. Everything went wrong at first
-and grew worse at last, so that when the king
-sent his officers for the shoe it was no nearer done
-than it had been before Smat began.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The beautiful girl had not gone very far
-away, and she came every day to see how Smat
-prospered in making the second shoe. She was
-watching him when the king’s officers came for
-the shoe, and when she saw them she began to
-weep. But Smat looked as cheerful as ever, and
-even began to whistle when the officers knocked
-at the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘We are in a fix,’ said he, ‘but we’ll get
-out of it. Lend me the shoe I made for you.
-I’ll send that to the king and then get it back
-again.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The girl tried to take the shoe from her foot,
-but nothing would move it. ‘That is a sign,’
-said Smat, ‘that it ought not to come off. I’ll
-just go to the king myself and tell him the facts
-in the case. That is the best way.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So he gathered the awl and the axe and the
-shoemaker’s wax, and the scraps of leather, and
-bundled them together. Then he told the officers
-that he would go with them and carry the shoe
-himself, so as to be sure that it came safely into
-the king’s hands. They went toward the palace,
-and Smat noticed, as they went along, that it
-grew darker and darker as they came nearer to
-the palace. The officers seemed to notice it too.
-By the time they reached the palace, it was so
-dark that Smat had great trouble in keeping up
-with the officers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There was great commotion in the palace.
-Nobody had ever seen it so dark before except
-just at the stroke of midnight, when the shadows
-grow thick and heavy and run together and over
-everything.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, old King Stuff was a sort of magician
-himself (as, indeed, he had to be in those times,
-in order to manage a kingdom properly), and as
-soon as he saw the great darkness coming on at
-the wrong time of day, he thought at once of the
-prophecy in regard to the man who made but one
-shoe. So he hustled and bustled around the
-palace, calling for the officers he had sent after
-the shoe. But nobody had seen them return before
-the dark began to fall, and after that it was
-impossible to see them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“In the midst of it all, the officers, followed
-by Smat, stumbled into the palace and went
-groping about from room to room hunting for
-old King Stuff and his ministers. At last, they
-heard him grumbling and growling, and felt their
-way toward him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The shoe! the shoe!’ cried King Stuff,
-when the officers had made themselves known.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I have something that will answer just as
-well,’ said Smat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The shoe! give me the shoe!’ cried the
-king.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Take this, your majesty,’ said Smat, handing
-him the bundle.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No sooner had the king’s hands touched the
-bundle than there was a rumbling noise in the
-air, the building began to shake and totter and
-crumble away. In the midst of it all some one
-cried out in a loud voice:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>‘Wherever you go, and whatever you do,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Beware of the man that makes but one shoe!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“In the twinkling of an eye, King Stuff and
-his army and his palace had disappeared from
-sight. At the same time the darkness had cleared
-away, and Smat saw his father and his brother
-standing near, dazed and frightened, and not far
-away was the beautiful girl. The father and the
-brother were very much astonished when they
-found that Smat had been the means of their
-rescue. They talked about it until night fell,
-and then the Man in the Moon, with his tiny lantern-bearers,
-came and escorted them to their own
-country.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now it happened that the beautiful girl was
-a princess, the daughter of the king. It fell to
-the lot of Smat to take the princess home. Not
-long after that the king gave a great festival, to
-celebrate the return of his daughter. Smat’s
-father and brother got close enough to the palace
-to see him standing in a large room, where there
-was a large crowd of people and music and
-flowers. They saw, too, that he was holding the
-princess by the hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“And so,” said little Mr. Thimblefinger, wiping
-the perspiration from his forehead, “the story
-ended.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch20' class='c007'>XX.<br /> <br />THE WOOG AND THE WEEZE.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Phew!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, when he was
-sure that little Mr. Thimblefinger had finished.
-“That beats anything I ever heard.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I’m glad you like it,” said Mr. Thimblefinger.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, hold on there!” protested Mr. Rabbit,
-“you are going too fast. I never said I liked it.
-I said it beat any story I ever heard, and so it
-does,—for length. I didn’t know that such a
-little chap could be so long-winded. It was such
-a long story that I’ve forgotten what the moral
-ought to be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, I thought you said you didn’t believe
-much in stories that had morals tacked to them,”
-remarked Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No doubt I did,” replied Mr. Rabbit,—“No
-doubt I did. But this story was long enough
-to have a dozen morals cropping out in different
-places, like dog fennel in a cow pasture.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Mr. Thimblefinger, “there was a
-moral or two in the story, but I didn’t call attention
-to them in the telling, and I’ll not dwell on
-them now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I thought it was a tolerably fair story,” said
-Buster John, yet with a tone of doubt.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh, I thought it was splendid all the way
-through,” said Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There are some stories that are hard to tell,”
-suggested Mrs. Meadows. “They go in such a
-rambledy-wambledy way that it’s not easy to
-keep the track of them. I remember I once heard
-Chickamy Crany Crow trying to repeat a story
-that she heard the Looking-glass Children tell.
-I never found head nor tail to it, but I sat and
-listened almost without shutting my eyes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What was the story?” asked Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>In reply, Mrs. Meadows said she would call
-Chickamy Crany Crow, and ask her to tell it.
-As usual, Chickamy Crany Crow was off at play
-with Tickle-My-Toes. They both came when
-Mrs. Meadows called them, and Chickamy Crany
-Crow, after some persuasion, began to tell the
-story.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“One day,” she said, brushing her hair behind
-her ears with her fingers, “I wanted to see the
-Looking-glass Children. Tickle-My-Toes was off
-playing by himself, and I was lonesome; so I
-went to the Looking-glass, whirled it around in
-its frame, and waited for the children to come
-out. But they didn’t come. I called them, but
-they made no answer. I went close to the Glass,
-and looked in. At first, I couldn’t see anything;
-but after a while I saw, away off in the Glass,
-one of the children,—the one they all say looks
-like me. I called her; but she was so far off in
-the Glass that she couldn’t hear me, and, as she
-had her face turned the other way, she couldn’t
-see me.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“After so long a time, she came up to the
-frame of the Glass, and then stepped out and sat
-down on the ground. I saw she had been crying.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘Honey, what in the world is the
-matter?’ I always call her Honey when we are
-by ourselves.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says she, ‘There’s enough the matter. I’m
-e’en about scared to death, and I expect that all
-the other children in this Looking-glass are either
-captured, or killed, or scared to death.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘Why didn’t you holler for help?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says she, ‘What good would that have done?
-You all could help us very well on dry land, out
-here, but how could you have helped us in the
-Looking-glass, when you can’t even get in at
-the door? I’ve seen you try to follow us, but
-you’ve always failed. You stop at the Glass,
-and you can’t get any farther.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘You are right about that; but if
-we outside folks can’t get in the Glass to play
-with you and keep you company, how can anybody
-or anything get in there to scare you and
-hurt you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says she, ‘The thing that scared us has been
-in there all the time. It was born in there, I
-reckon, but I’ve never seen it before; and I tell
-you right now I never want to see it again.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘What sort of a thing is it?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says she in a whisper, ‘<i>It’s the Woog!</i>‘</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘The what?’ says I.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘<i>The Woog!</i>‘ says she.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says I, ‘It’s new to me. I never heard of it
-before.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says she, ‘To hear of it is as close as you
-want to get to it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Why, I heard of the Woog in my younger
-days,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger. “I thought
-the thing had gone out of fashion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Don’t you believe a word of it,” said Chickamy
-Crany Crow. “It’s just as much in fashion
-now as ever it was, especially at certain seasons of
-the year. The little girl in the Looking-glass—I
-say little girl, though she’s about my size and
-shape—told me all about it; and as she lives in
-the same country with the Woog, she ought to
-know.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What did she say about it?” asked Buster
-John, who had a vague idea that he might some
-day be able to organize an expedition to go in
-search of the Woog.</p>
-<div id='i244' class='figcenter id022'>
-<img src='images/i244.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>A HORRIBLE MONSTER GLARED AT THEM</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Well,” replied Chickamy Crany Crow, “she
-said this,—she said that she and the other children
-were sitting under the shade of a bazzle-bush
-in the Looking-glass, telling fairy stories.
-It had come her turn to tell a story, and she was
-trying to remember the one about the little girl
-who had a silk dress made out of a muscadine
-skin, when all of a sudden there was a roaring
-noise in the bushes near by. While they were
-shaking with fright, a most horrible monster came
-rushing out, and glared at them, growling all the
-while. It wore great green goggles. Its hair
-stood out from its head on all sides, except in the
-bald place on top, and its ears stuck out as big as
-the wings of a buzzard.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Do you know who I am?’ it growled.
-‘No, you don’t; but I’ll show you. I am the
-Woog. Do you hear that? The Woog! Don’t
-forget that. What did I hear you talking about
-just now? You were talking about fairies.
-Don’t say you weren’t, for I heard you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ says one of the Looking-glass Children,
-‘what harm is there in that?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Harm!’ screamed the Woog. ‘Do you
-want to defy me? I have caught and killed and
-crushed and smoked out all the fairies that ever
-lived on the earth, except a few that have hid
-themselves in this Looking-glass country. What
-harm, indeed!—a pretty question to ask me,
-when I’ve spent years and years trying to run
-down and smother out the whole fairy tribe.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Looking-glass Children,” Chickamy
-Crany Crow continued, “told the Woog that they
-didn’t know there was any harm in the fairies
-themselves, or in talking about them. The Woog
-paid no attention to their apologies. He just
-stood and glared at them through his green goggles,
-gnashing his teeth and clenching his hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says the monster after awhile, ‘How dare
-any of you wish that you could see a fairy, or
-that you had a fairy godmother? What shall I
-do with you? I crushed a whole population of
-fairies between the lids of this book’ (he held
-up a big book, opened it, and clapped it together
-again so hard that it sounded like some one had
-fired off a gun), ‘and I’ve a great mind to
-smash every one of you good-for-nothing children
-the same way.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“You may be sure that by this time the poor
-little Looking-glass Children were very much
-frightened, especially when they saw that the
-Woog was fixing to make an attack on them.
-He dropped his big book, and when the children
-saw him do this they broke and run: some went
-one way and some another. The last they saw of
-him, he was rushing through the bushes like a
-blind horse, threshing his arms about, and doing
-more damage to himself than to anybody else.
-But the children had a terrible scare, and if he
-hasn’t made way with some of them it’s not
-because he is too good to do it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The poor dears!” exclaimed Mrs. Meadows
-sympathetically.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Dat ar creetur can’t come out’n dat Lookin’-glass
-like de yuthers, kin he?” inquired Drusilla,
-moving about uneasily: “kaze ef he kin, I’m
-gwine ’way fum here. I dun seed so many quare
-doin’s an’ gwine’s on dat I’ll jump an’ holler ef
-anybody pints der finger at me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, Tar-Baby,” replied Mr. Rabbit with
-some dignity, “he hasn’t never come out yet.
-That’s all that can be said in that line. He may
-come out, but if he does you’ll be in no danger
-at all. The Woog would never mistake you for
-a fairy, no matter whether he had his green
-goggles on or whether he had them off.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No matter ’bout dat,” remarked Drusilla.
-“I mayn’t look like no fairy, but I don’t want
-no Woog fer ter be cuttin’ up no capers ’roun’
-me. I tell you dat, an’ I don’t charge nothin’
-fer tellin’ it. Black folks don’t stan’ much chance
-wid dem what knows ’em, let ’lone dem ar Woog
-an’ things what don’t know ’em. Ef you all hear
-’im comin’, des give de word, and I boun’ you’ll
-say ter yo’se’f dat Drusilla got wings. Now you
-min’ dat.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What does the Woog want to kill the fairies
-for?” asked Sweetest Susan. “He must be very
-mean and cruel.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He’s all of that, and more,” replied Mrs.
-Meadows. “The fairies please the children, and
-give them something beautiful to think about in
-the day and to dream about at night, and the
-Woog doesn’t like that. He hates the fairies
-because it pleases the children to hear about
-them, and he hates the children because they like
-to hear about the fairies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, I never want to see him until I am big
-enough to tote a gun,” said Buster John. “After
-that, I don’t care how soon I meet him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now,” remarked Mr. Rabbit, turning to Mrs.
-Meadows with a solemn air, “didn’t you say
-that all this about the Woog was a tale, or something
-of that sort.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I believe I did,” replied Mrs. Meadows.
-“What about it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Just this,” said Mr. Rabbit,—“a tale’s a
-tale, and it never stops until all is told.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“If that’s the case, I’ve heard some here
-that overshot the mark,” remarked Mrs. Meadows.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No doubt, no doubt,” responded Mr. Rabbit.
-“But what became of the Woog?”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I know! I know!” cried Tickle-My-Toes,
-who had been listening to all that was said about
-the Woog.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Very well; let’s hear about it,” suggested
-Mr. Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“’Taint much,” said Tickle-My-Toes modestly.
-“The chap in the Looking-glass that looks like
-me, he was the one that fell into the hands or the
-claws of the Woog. He could have got away
-with the rest, but a piece of straw was caught
-between his toes, and it tickled him so that he
-laughed until he couldn’t run. He just fell on
-the ground and rolled over and over, laughing all
-the time. In this way the Woog caught up with
-him and grabbed him, and carried him away off
-in the woods in the Looking-glass country. They
-were away off in that part of the country where
-there was no green grass on the ground. There
-were no green leaves on the trees, no flowers
-blooming, and no birds singing.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The Woog carried the little chap that looks
-like me to that dark place, and nearly scared him
-to death.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You pretend to be something or somebody,
-do you?—you, a shadow in a glass,’ growled the
-Woog.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m what I am,’ said the little chap.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘You are not,’ cried the Woog. ‘You are
-nothing. Why do you pretend to be somebody
-or something?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little chap didn’t say anything in reply,
-because there was nothing to say. There’s no use
-in disputing when you can’t help yourself. So
-the Woog took him and tied him to a dead tree,
-leaving his big book lying near. There is no
-telling what would have happened to the little
-chap; but just as soon as the Woog got out of
-sight, a strong, tall man, with gray hair combed
-straight back over his head, suddenly made his
-appearance, and untied the cords, and set the
-little chap free.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t be frightened,’ said the tall man; ‘I
-am the Weeze. I have been hunting the Woog
-for many a long day, and now I think I’ll put
-an end to him.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Presently the Woog came back growling and
-grumbling. When he looked up and saw the
-Weeze, it was too late for him to escape. But he
-turned and tried to run. Just then the Weeze
-seized the big book and threw it at the Woog.
-As it hit him, there was a big explosion, and the
-Woog and his big book both disappeared.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little chap that looks like me,” said
-Tickle-My-Toes, “was telling me about it to-day;
-and he said that it wasn’t long after the explosion
-before the flowers began to bloom in that
-place, and the birds to sing, and the leaves began
-to grow on the trees. And after awhile the
-fairies began to peep out from their hiding-places;
-and when the little chap came away he
-could see them playing Ring-Around-Rosy on the
-green grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was mighty funny, wasn’t it?” asked
-Tickle-My-Toes, in conclusion.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch21' class='c007'>XXI.<br /> <br />UNCLE RAIN AND BROTHER DROUTH.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Now I’m not so mighty certain that that is a
-real tale after all,” said Mr. Rabbit, “although it
-took two to tell it. There’s something the matter
-with it somewhere. The running-gear is out
-of order. I’m not complaining, because what
-might suit me might not suit other people. It’s
-all a matter of taste, as Mrs. Meadows’s grandmother
-said when she wiped her mouth with her
-apron and kissed the cow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “there’s
-no telling what happens in a Looking-glass when
-nobody is watching. I’ve often wanted to know.
-The little that I’ve heard about the Woog and
-the Weeze will do me until I can hear more.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I remember a story that I thought was a
-very good one when I first heard it,” said Mrs.
-Meadows. “But sometimes a great deal more
-depends on the time, place, and company than
-on the stories that are told. I’m such a poor
-hand at telling tales that I’m almost afraid to tell
-any that I know. I’ve heard a great many in
-my day and time, but the trouble is to pick out
-them that don’t depend on a wink of the eye and
-a wave of the hand.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Give us a taste of it, anyhow,” suggested
-Mr. Rabbit. “I’ll do the winking, the Tar-Baby
-can do the blinking, and Mr. Thimblefinger can
-wave his hands.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Mrs. Meadows, “once upon a
-time there lived in a country not very far from
-here a man who had a wife and two children,—a
-boy and a girl. This was not a large family,
-but the man was very poor, and he found it a hard
-matter to get along. He was a farmer, and farming,
-no matter what they say, depends almost
-entirely on the weather. Now, this farmer never
-could get the weather he wanted. One year the
-Rain would come and drown out his crops, and
-the next year the Drouth would come and burn
-them up.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Matters went from bad to worse, and the
-farmer and his wife talked of nothing else but
-the Rain and the Drouth. One year they said
-they would have made a living but for the
-Drouth, and the next they said they would have
-been very well off but for the Rain. So it went
-on from year to year until the two children,—the
-boy and the girl,—grew up large enough
-to understand what their father and mother were
-talking about. One year they’d hear they could
-have no Sunday clothes and shoes because of the
-Drouth. The next year they’d hear they could
-have no shoes and Sunday clothes because of the
-Rain.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All this set them to thinking. The boy was
-about ten years old and the girl was about nine.
-One day at their play they began to talk as they
-had heard their father and mother talk. It was
-early in the spring, and their father was even
-then ploughing and preparing his fields for planting
-another crop.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘We will have warm shoes and good clothes
-next winter if the Rain doesn’t come and stay
-too long,’ said the boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes,’ replied the girl, ‘and we’ll have good
-clothes and warm shoes if the Drouth doesn’t
-come and stay too long.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I wonder why they’ve got such a spite
-against us,’ remarked the boy.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m sure I don’t know,’ replied the girl.
-‘If we go and see them, and tell them who we
-are, and beg them not to make us so cold and
-hungry when the ice grows in the ponds and on
-the trees, maybe they’ll take pity on us.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This plan pleased the boy, and the two children
-continued to talk it over, until finally they
-agreed to go in search of the Rain and the
-Drouth. ‘Do you,’ said the boy, ‘go in search
-of Brother Drouth, and I will go in search of
-Uncle Rain. When we have found them, we
-must ask them to visit our father’s house and
-farm, and see the trouble and ruin they have
-caused.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“To this the girl agreed; and early the next
-morning, after eating a piece of corn bread, which
-was all they had for breakfast, they started on
-their journey, the boy going to the east and the
-girl to the south. The boy traveled a long way,
-and for many days. Sometimes he thought he
-would never come to the end of his journey; but
-finally he came to Cousin Mist’s house, and there
-he inquired his way.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What do you want with Uncle Rain?’ asked
-Cousin Mist. ‘He is holding court now, and he
-is very busy. Besides, you are not dressed
-properly. When people go to court, they have
-to wear a certain kind of dress. In your case,
-you ought to have a big umbrella and an oilcloth
-overcoat.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Well,’ replied the boy, ‘I haven’t got ’em,
-and that’s the end of that part of it. If you’ll
-show me the way to Uncle Rain’s house, I’ll go
-on and be much obliged to boot.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Cousin Mist looked at the boy and laughed.
-‘You are a bold lad,’ he said, ‘and since you are
-so bold, I’ll lend you an umbrella and an oilcloth
-overcoat, and go a part of the way with
-you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the boy put on the overcoat and hoisted
-the umbrella, and trudged along the muddy road
-toward the house of Uncle Rain. When they
-came in sight of it, Cousin Mist pointed it out,
-told the boy good-by, and then went drizzling
-back home. The boy went forward boldly, and
-knocked at the door of Uncle Rain’s house.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Who is there?’ inquired Uncle Rain in a
-hoarse and wheezy voice. He seemed to have the
-asthma, the choking quinsy, and the croup, all
-at the same time.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘It’s only me,’ said the boy. ‘Please, Uncle
-Rain, open the door.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that, Uncle Rain opened the door and
-invited the little fellow in. He did more than
-that: he went to the closet and got out a dry
-spot, and told the boy to make himself as comfortable
-as he could.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Got out a—what?” asked Buster John,
-trying hard to keep from laughing.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A dry spot,” replied Mrs. Meadows solemnly.
-“Uncle Rain went to the closet and got out a
-dry spot. Of course,” she continued, “Uncle
-Rain had to keep a supply of dry spots on hand,
-so as to make his visitors comfortable. It’s a
-great thing to be polite. Well, the boy sat on
-the dry spot, and, after some remarks about the
-weather, Uncle Rain asked him why he had come
-so far over the rough roads. Then the boy told
-Uncle Rain the whole story about how poor his
-father was, and how he had been made poorer
-year after year, first by Brother Drouth and then
-by Uncle Rain. And then he told how he and
-his little sister had to go without shoes and wear
-thin clothes in cold weather, all because the crops
-were ruined year after year, either by Brother
-Drouth or Uncle Rain.</p>
-<div id='i258' class='figcenter id023'>
-<img src='images/i258.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>THE BOY TOLD UNCLE RAIN THE WHOLE STORY</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“He told his story so simply and with so much
-feeling that Uncle Rain was compelled to wipe
-his eyes on a corner of the fog that hung on the
-towel rack behind the door. He asked the boy a
-great many questions about his father and his
-mother.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I reckon,’ said Uncle Rain finally, ‘that I
-have done all of you a great deal of damage
-without knowing it, but I think I can pay it
-back. Bring the dry spot with you, and come
-with me.’ He went into the barnyard, and the
-boy followed. They went into the barn, and
-there the boy saw, tied by a silver cord, a little
-black sheep. It was very small, but seemed to
-be full grown, because it had long horns that
-curled round and round on the sides of its head.
-And, although the horns were long and hard, the
-little sheep was very friendly. It rubbed its head
-softly against the boy’s hand, and seemed to be
-fond of him at first sight.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Uncle Rain untied the silver cord, and placed
-the loose end in the boy’s hand. ‘Here is a
-sheep,’ he said, ‘that is worth more than all the
-flocks in the world. When you want gold, all
-you have to do is to press the golden spring
-under the left horn. The horn will then come
-off, and you will find it full of gold. When you
-want silver, press the silver spring under the
-right horn. The horn will come off, and you will
-find it full of silver. When the horns have been
-emptied, place them back where they belong.
-This may be done once, twice, or fifty times a
-day.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The boy didn’t know how to thank Uncle
-Rain enough for this wonderful gift. He was so
-anxious to get home that he would have started
-off at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wait a minute,’ said Uncle Rain. ‘You
-may tell your father about this, but he must tell
-no one else. The moment the secret of the sheep
-is told outside your family, it will no longer be
-valuable to you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The boy thanked Uncle Rain again, and
-started home, leading his wonderful sheep, which
-trotted along after him, as if it were glad to go
-along. The boy went home much faster than he
-had gone away, and it was not long before he
-reached there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But what became of the little girl?” asked
-Sweetest Susan, as Mrs. Meadows paused a moment.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“I am coming to her now,” said Mrs. Meadows.
-“The girl, according to the bargain that had
-been made between her and her brother, was to
-visit Brother Drouth, and lay her complaints before
-him. So she started on her way. As she
-went along, the roads began to get drier and
-drier, and the grass on the ground and the leaves
-on the trees began to look as if they had been
-sprinkled with yellow powder. By these signs,
-the girl knew that she was not far from the house
-of Cousin Dust, and presently she saw it in the
-distance. She went to the door, which was
-open, and inquired the way to Brother Drouth’s.
-Cousin Dust was much surprised to see a little
-girl at his door; but, after a long fit of coughing,
-he recovered himself, and told her that she
-was now in Brother Drouth’s country.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘If you’ll show me the way,’ said the girl,
-‘I’ll be more than obliged to you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’ll go a part of the way with you,’ said
-Cousin Dust, ‘and lend you a fan besides.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they went along until they came in sight
-of Brother Drouth’s house, and then Cousin Dust
-went eddying back home in the shape of a small
-whirlwind. The girl went to Brother Drouth’s
-door and knocked. Brother Drouth came at
-once and opened the door, and invited her in.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’ll not deny that I’m surprised,’ said he,
-‘for I never expected to find a little girl knocking
-at my door at this time of day. But you
-are welcome. I’m glad to see you. You must
-have come a long journey, for you look hot.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“With that he went to the cupboard and got
-her a cool place to sit on, and this she found very
-comfortable. But still Brother Drouth wasn’t
-satisfied. As his visitor was a little girl, he
-wanted to be extra polite, and so he went to his
-private closet and brought her a fresh breeze with
-a handle to it; and, as the cool place had a
-cushioned back and the fresh breeze a handle that
-the girl could manage, she felt better in Brother
-Drouth’s house than she had at any time during
-her long journey. She sat there on the cool
-place and fanned with the fresh breeze, and
-Brother Drouth sat in his big armchair and
-smiled at her. The little girl noticed this after
-awhile, and so she said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Oh, you can laugh, but it’s no laughing matter.
-If you could see the trouble you’ve caused
-at our house, you’d laugh on the other side of
-your mouth.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When he heard this, Brother Drouth at
-once became very serious, and apologized. He
-said he wasn’t laughing, but just smiling because
-he thought she was enjoying herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I may be enjoying myself now,’ said the
-little girl, ‘and I’m much obliged to you; but if
-I was at home, I shouldn’t be enjoying myself.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then she went on to tell Brother Drouth
-how her father’s crops had been ruined year after
-year, either by Uncle Rain or by Brother Drouth,
-and how the family got poorer and poorer all the
-time on that account, so that the little children
-couldn’t have warm shoes and thick clothes in
-cold weather, but had to go barefooted and wear
-rags. Brother Drouth listened with all his ears;
-and when the little girl had told her story, he
-shook his head, and said that he was to blame
-as well as Uncle Rain. He explained that, for
-many years, there had been a trial of strength
-going on between him and Uncle Rain, and they
-had become so much interested in overcoming
-each other that they had paid no attention to
-poor people’s crops. He said he was very sorry
-that he had taken part in any such affair. Then
-he told the little girl that he thought he could
-pay her back for a part of the damage he had
-done, and that he would be more than glad to
-do so.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘Bring your cool place and your
-fresh breeze with you, and come with me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“She followed Brother Drouth out into the
-barnyard, and into the barn; and there, tied by
-a golden cord, she saw a snow-white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘This goat,’ said Brother Drouth, ‘is worth
-more than all the goats in the world, tame or
-wild.’ With that he untied the golden cord, and
-placed the loose end in the girl’s hand. The
-goat was small, but seemed to be old; for its
-horns, which were of the color of ivory, curved
-upward and over its back. They were so long
-that, by turning its head a bit, the snow-white
-goat could scratch itself on its ham. And
-though it seemed to be old, it was very gentle;
-for it rubbed its nose and face against the little
-girl’s frock, and appeared to be very glad to see
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now then,’ said Brother Drouth, ‘this goat
-is yours. Take it, and take care of it. On the
-under side of each horn, you will find a small
-spring. Touch it, and the horn will come off;
-and each horn, no matter how many times you
-touch the spring, you will always find full of gold
-and silver. But this is not all. At each change
-of the moon, you will find the right horn full of
-diamonds, and the left horn full of pearls. Now
-listen to me. You may tell your father about
-this treasure; but as soon as the secret is told
-out of the family, your goat will be worth no
-more to you than any other goat.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The little girl thanked Brother Drouth until
-he would allow her to thank him no more. She
-would have left the cool place and the fresh
-breeze, but Brother Drouth said she was welcome
-to both of them. ‘When the weather is cold,’
-said he, ‘you can put them away; but when it is
-warm, you will find that the cool place and the
-fresh breeze will come in right handy.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Thanking Brother Drouth again and again,
-the girl started on her journey home, leading her
-wonderful goat, and carrying with her the cool
-place and the fresh breeze. In this way, she
-made the long journey with ease and comfort,
-and came to her father’s house without any
-trouble. She reached the gate, too, just as her
-brother did. They were very glad to see each
-other, and the sheep and the goat appeared to be
-old friends; for they rubbed their noses together
-in friendly fashion.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’ll make our father and mother rich,’ said
-the boy proudly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘And I’ll make them richer,’ said the girl
-still more proudly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they took their wonderful goat and sheep
-into the stable, gave them some hay to eat, and
-then went into the house.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch22' class='c007'>XXII.<br /> <br />THE SNOW-WHITE GOAT AND THE COAL-BLACK SHEEP.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“Please don’t say that is the end of the
-story,” said Sweetest Susan, as Mrs. Meadows
-made a longer pause than usual.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, it ought to be the end,” replied Mrs.
-Meadows. “The two children had come home
-with treasure and riches enough to suit anybody.
-That ought to be the end of the story.
-You ought to be able to say that they all lived
-happily together forever after. That’s the way
-they put it down in the books; but this is not a
-book story, and so we’ll have to stick to the
-facts.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, then, when the boy and the girl returned
-home, one with the wonderful sheep and
-the other with the wonderful goat, they found
-their father and mother in a great state of mind.
-The whole country round about had been searched
-for the children. The mother was sure they had
-been stolen and carried off. The father, who had
-his own miseries always in mind, was sure that
-they had grown tired of the poverty that surrounded
-them, and had run away to see if they
-couldn’t do better among strangers.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, when the children had returned home,
-as happy as larks, their mother fell to weeping,
-and cried out: ‘I am so glad you have escaped,
-my pretty dears.’ The father grinned and said:
-‘Why do you come back? Is it because the
-fare elsewhere is no better than it is here?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, of course, the children didn’t know
-what to make of all this. They stood with their
-fingers in their mouths, and wondered what the
-trouble was. Then they were compelled to answer
-a shower of questions; and by the time the
-inquiries had come to an end, they were not feeling
-very comfortable at all. Finally the boy
-said:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘My sister and myself were tired of wearing
-ragged clothes and having little to eat, and so we
-concluded to seek our fortunes. We knew that
-Uncle Rain and Brother Drouth had caused all
-the trouble, and so we thought the best way to do
-would be to hunt them up and tell them the
-trouble they were causing to one poor family. I
-went to see Uncle Rain, and my sister went to see
-Brother Drouth. We found them at home, and
-both were in good humor. Uncle Rain gave me
-a coal-black sheep, and Brother Drouth gave my
-sister a snow-white goat, and told us that with
-these we could make our fortunes.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘A likely story—a very likely story indeed!’
-exclaimed the father. ‘If you have brought the
-sheep and the goat home, you would do well to
-take them back where you got them, else we shall
-all be put in jail for stealing and for harboring
-stolen property.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Now don’t talk that way to your own children,’
-said the tender-hearted mother. ‘For my
-part, I believe every word they say;’ then she
-kissed them, and hugged them, and cried over
-them a little, while the father sat by, looking sour
-and glum. The children, when they placed the
-goat and the sheep in the stable, had each taken
-a handful of gold and silver coins from the horns
-of the wonderful animals. So now the boy went
-forward and placed upon the table near his father
-a handful of gold and silver. The girl did the
-same.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The father heard the rattle and jingle of coin,
-and, looking around, saw there at his elbow more
-money than he had ever seen before in all his
-life. He was both astonished and alarmed.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Worse and worse!’ he cried, throwing up
-his hands. ‘Worse and worse! We are ruined!
-Tell me where you got that treasure, that I may
-take it back to its owner. Make haste! If there’s
-any delay about it, we shall all be thrown into
-prison.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Come with us,’ said the boy, ‘and we will
-show you where we found the treasure.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So they went out of the house and into the
-stable, and there the children showed their father
-where the treasure came from.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Wonderful! most wonderful!’ exclaimed
-the father. ‘Wonderful! most wonderful!’ cried
-the mother. Then they hugged and kissed their
-children again and again, and all were very happy.
-It made no difference now whether crops were
-good or bad.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The man was mighty honest,” remarked Mr.
-Rabbit.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Yes,” said Mrs. Meadows. “But a man can
-be honest and thick-headed at the same time, and
-that was the way with this man. He was too
-honest to keep other people’s money, and too
-thick-headed to know how to keep his own.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Excuse me!” exclaimed Mr. Rabbit, with a
-bow that made his ears flop; “excuse me! I
-thought the story had come to an end. You said
-they were all very happy; so I says to myself,
-‘Now is the time to make a slight remark.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“No; the end of the story is yet to come,”
-replied Mrs. Meadows. “But if these children are
-getting tired, I’m ready to quit. Goodness
-knows, I don’t want to worry them, and I don’t
-want to make them think that I want to do all the
-talking.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Please go on,” said Sweetest Susan.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, when the father found where the
-money and treasure came from, he was willing to
-believe that his children had visited Uncle Rain
-and Brother Drouth; for he knew perfectly well
-that the wonderful black sheep and the wonderful
-snow-white goat were not bred on any farm in
-that country. So his mind was easy; and, as I
-said, the father, the mother, and the two children
-were all happy together.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The mother and the children were so happy
-that they stayed at home and enjoyed one another’s
-company, and the father was so happy
-that it made him restless in the mind. He got
-in the habit of going to the tavern every day,
-and sometimes more than once a day; and he
-got to drinking more ale and wine than was good
-for him. And on these occasions his legs would
-wobble under him, as if one leg wanted to go
-home, and the other wanted to go back to the
-tavern.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Sometimes, at the tavern, he would get to
-gaming; and when he lost his money, as he always
-did, he’d ask his companions to wait until
-he could go home and get more. He would
-soon come back with his pockets full. This happened
-so often that people began to talk about it,
-and to wonder how a man who had been so very
-poor could suddenly become so wealthy that he
-had money to throw away at the gaming-table.
-His neighbors were very curious about it, but
-they asked him no questions, and he went on
-drinking and gambling for many long days.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But finally there came to that village a company
-of five men, who let it be understood that
-they were peddlers. They came into the village
-on foot, carrying packs on their backs, and put
-up at the tavern. They were not peddlers, but
-robbers, who had been attracted to the village by
-rumors about the poor man who was rich enough
-to throw away money night after night at the
-gaming-table.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Shortly after nightfall, three of the five men
-arranged themselves around a table; and when
-the man came in, they invited him to join them.
-Two of the five sat by the fire, and appeared to
-be watching the game. The man didn’t wait
-for two invitations, but seated himself at the
-table, and called for wine. Then the gaming
-began. Aided by their two companions, the
-three robbers at the table had no difficulty in
-swindling the man. Though he came with all
-his pockets filled with gold and silver, they were
-soon emptied. The robbers plied him with wine,
-and he played wildly.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When his money was all gone, he excused
-himself and said he would go and get more, and
-then continue the game. He went out; and, at
-a sign from the leader, the two robbers who had
-been sitting by the fire, rose and followed him.
-They had no trouble in doing this, for the man’s
-legs were already getting wobbly. One leg
-wanted to go home and go to bed, and the other
-wanted to go back and be stretched out under
-the table.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But, though the man’s legs were wobbly,
-his head was pretty clear. He knew his way
-home, and he knew his way into the stable, where
-the coal-black sheep and the snow-white goat
-were housed. The two robbers followed him as
-closely as they dared, but it was too dark for
-them to see what he was doing. They knew
-that he went into the stable, and presently they
-heard the jingle and clinking of gold and silver,
-and then he came out with his pockets full.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They waited until he had gone on toward
-the tavern and was out of sight. Then they
-slipped into the yard, and crept into the stable.
-It was very dark in the stable, but not too dark
-to see dimly. The two men felt their way along,
-and soon saw that there were but two stalls in
-the stable. Each went into a stall, and began to
-feel around. They expected to find bags of gold
-and silver stacked around, but they were mistaken.
-Finally they stooped to feel along the
-ground; and, as they did so, there was a loud
-thump in each stall and a yell of pain from both
-robbers. When they stooped to feel along the
-ground, the coal-black sheep and the snow-white
-goat rushed at them, and gave each one a thump
-that nearly jarred the senses out of him. The
-robbers rolled over with a howl, and the goat
-and the sheep thumped them again, and kept on
-thumping them.</p>
-<div id='i274' class='figcenter id024'>
-<img src='images/i274.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>AT LAST THE ROBBERS MANAGED TO ESCAPE</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“But at last the robbers managed to escape,
-though they made a pretty looking sight. Their
-hats were lost, their clothes were torn and
-muddy, their heads were bleeding, their eyes
-were knocked black and blue, and they felt as if
-there was not a whole bone in their body. They
-were too frightened to talk, but finally their
-voices came to them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What was it hit you?’ says one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I’m blessed if I know,’ says the other.
-‘What hit you?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Something hard,’ says one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What did it look like?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Satan dressed in white, and he had his maul
-and wedge with him. What did yours look
-like?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Satan dressed in black, and he had all his
-horns and hoofs with him; and I think he must
-have struck me one or two licks with his forked
-tail.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They went off to the nearest branch, and
-bathed themselves the best they could, but even
-then they made a sorry spectacle. Their heads
-and faces were still swollen, their eyes were
-nearly closed, and their clothes were split and
-ripped from heel to collar. They didn’t know
-where to go. They knew that it wouldn’t do to
-go back to the tavern and present themselves
-among the guests, for that would cast suspicion
-on their companions. Finally, they went outside
-the village, and hid themselves under a haystack,
-where they soon fell asleep, and would have slept
-soundly if their dreams had not been disturbed
-by visions of a black Satan and a white Satan,
-both armed with long, hard horns and sharp
-hoofs.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All this time, the father of the children,
-wobbly as he was, sat at the gaming-table with
-the three robbers. The robbers were waiting for
-the return of their companions, and at last they
-became so uneasy that they played loosely, and the
-man began to win his gold and silver back again.
-At last the robbers concluded to go in search of
-their companions; and the man went home, carrying
-with him more gold and silver than he had
-ever before brought away from the tavern. The
-robbers failed to find their companions until the
-next day, and the story they told was so alarming
-that the band concluded to leave that part
-of the country, at least for awhile.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But reports and rumors of the great wealth
-of the poor farmer continued to travel about, and
-finally they came to the ears of a company of
-merchants, who were more cunning in their line
-of business than the robbers were in theirs. So
-these merchants journeyed to the village, and put
-up at the tavern. There they soon made the acquaintance
-of the fortunate farmer who owned
-the wonderful coal-black sheep and the wonderful
-snow-white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They talked business with him from the word
-go. They wanted him to put his money in all
-sorts of schemes that were warranted to double it
-in a few months. But the man said he didn’t
-want his money doubled. He already had as
-much as he wanted. He told them that if he
-were to sit on the street and throw away a million
-dollars a minute for ten years he’d be just as rich
-at the end of that time as he was before he threw
-away the first million.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Of course, the merchants didn’t understand
-this. Some said the man was crazy, but the
-shrewder ones concluded that there must be some
-secret behind it all. So they set to work to find
-it out. They flattered him in every way. They
-made him rich presents for himself, his wife, and
-children. For the first time he began to wear
-fine clothes and put on airs. The shrewd merchants
-asked his advice about their own business,
-and went about telling everybody what a wise
-man he was. They pretended to tell him all their
-own business secrets.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This, of course, pleased the man very much;
-and, at last, one day, when he had more wine in
-his head than wit, he told his merchant friends
-that he made all his gold and silver by shearing a
-black sheep and milking a white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where do you keep these wonderful creatures?’
-one of the merchants asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘In my stable,’ replied the man,—’in my
-stable night and day.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The greedy merchants were not long in finding
-out that the man kept a coal-black sheep and
-a snow-white-goat in his stable sure enough; and,
-after a good deal of persuading and flattering,
-they got him to consent to bring his coal-black
-sheep and his snow-white goat to the tavern, so
-that they might see for themselves how rare and
-valuable the animals were.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, one night after his wife and children
-had gone to bed, the man carried the sheep and
-the goat to the tavern, and showed them to the
-merchants. They offered him immense sums of
-money for the animals, but he refused them all.
-Then they invited him to remain to a banquet
-which they had prepared. He wanted to carry
-his sheep and his goat back home, and then return
-to the banquet; but the merchants said the
-table was already spread, and he could tie his
-wonderful animals in the rear hall, where nobody
-would bother them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Meantime, the merchants had sent out into
-the country and bought a black sheep and a white
-goat; and while some of them were pouring wine
-down the man’s goozle, others were untying the
-wonderful black sheep and white goat, and putting
-in their place the animals that had been
-bought. When the time came for the man to go
-home, he was so wobbly in the legs and so befuddled
-in the head that he couldn’t tell the
-difference between a sheep and a goat. In fact,
-he had forgotten all about them, until one of the
-merchants asked him if he wasn’t going to take
-his rare and valuable animals back home.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The strange sheep and goat were not used
-to being led about at night by a man with wobbly
-legs and a befuddled head, and they cut up such
-queer capers that it was much as the man could
-do to keep on his feet at all. But, after so long
-a time, he managed to get them home, and tied
-them in the stable.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So far, so good: but the next morning, when
-the boy and the girl got up betimes and went
-out to feed their pets, as they were in the habit of
-doing, they saw at once that something had happened.
-Their precious pets had been made way
-with, and these rough, dirty, and mean-looking
-animals put in their place. One glance was
-enough to satisfy the children of this, and they
-set up such a wail that the whole neighborhood
-was aroused. Even their father stuck his head
-out of the window and asked what was the matter.
-His head was still befuddled by the night’s
-banquet, but his alarm sobered him instantly
-when he heard what his children said. He
-wouldn’t believe it at first; but when he went
-out into the stable and saw for himself, he was
-nearly beside himself with grief. He declared
-that it was all his fault, and told what he had
-done the night before.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“He was now as poor as he ever was; and his
-wife said she wasn’t sorry a bit, because he would
-now have a chance to go to work and an excuse
-for not hanging around the tavern. But the children
-begged him to go after their coal-black
-sheep and their snow-white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This he promised to do, and he made haste to
-go to the tavern. The merchants were still there,
-but they only laughed at him when he asked them
-for his sheep and his goat. They called on the
-tavern-keeper to witness that the man had started
-home with a black sheep and a white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That is true,’ said the man, ‘and I have
-them there now. But they are not mine. Some
-of you ruffians stole mine and put these in their
-place.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The merchants pretended to be very angry at
-this, and made as if they would fall on the man
-with their fists. But he was a stout fellow, and
-was armed with a stout hickory, and so they
-merely threatened. But the man failed to get his
-coal-black sheep and his snow-white goat, and
-went home full of grief and remorse.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch23' class='c007'>XXIII.<br /> <br />THE BUTTING COW AND THE HITTING STICK.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“I hope that isn’t the end of the story,”
-remarked Buster John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” replied Mr. Rabbit, “we can either
-cut it off here, or we can carry it on for weeks
-and weeks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Speak for yourself,” said Mrs. Meadows; “or,
-if you want to, you can tell the rest of the story
-yourself. No doubt you can tell it a great deal
-better than I can.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now you’ll have to excuse me,” remarked
-Mr. Rabbit. “I thought maybe you were getting
-tired, and wanted to rest. Go on with the
-tale. I’m getting old and trembly in the limbs,
-but I can stand it if the rest can.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” said Mrs. Meadows, turning to Buster
-John and Sweetest Susan, “the children were
-very much worried over the loss of the coal-black
-sheep and the snow-white goat, and they made up
-their minds to try and get them back. The boy
-said he would go and ask Uncle Rain’s advice,
-and the girl said she would visit Brother Drouth
-once more. So they started on their journey, one
-going east and the other going south.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“They met with no adventure by the way, and,
-having traveled the road once, they were not long
-in coming to the end of their journey. The boy
-found Uncle Rain at home, and told him all about
-the loss of his beautiful black sheep. Uncle Rain
-grunted at the news, and looked very solemn.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘That’s about the way I thought it would
-be,’ said he. ‘It takes a mighty strong-minded
-person to stand prosperity. But you needn’t be
-afraid. Your sheep is not lost. The men who
-have stolen him can stand great prosperity no
-better than your father can. They will wrangle
-among themselves, and they will never take the
-sheep away from the tavern. But they shall be
-punished. Come with me.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Uncle Rain went out into his barnyard, and
-the boy followed him. He went to a stall where
-a black cow was tied. ‘This,’ said he, ‘is the
-butting cow. You are to take her with you.
-She will allow no one to come near her but you,
-and when you give her the word she will run over
-and knock down whoever and whatever is in
-sight. She knows the black sheep, too, for they
-have long been in the barn together. When she
-begins to low, the black sheep will bleat, and in
-that way you may know when you have found it.
-More than that, the cow will give you the most
-beautiful golden butter that ever was seen.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Uncle Rain untied the cow, placed the end of
-the rope in the boy’s hand, and bade him good-by.
-The boy went back the way he came, the cow following
-closely and seeming to be eager to go with
-him.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The girl, who had taken the road to Brother
-Drouth’s house, arrived there safely and told her
-trouble. Brother Drouth said he was very sorry
-about it, but as it was not a thing to weep over,
-he didn’t propose to shed any tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What’s done,’ he said, ‘can’t be undone;
-but I’ll see that it’s not done over again.’ He
-went to a corner of the room, picked up a walking-stick,
-and gave it to the little girl. ‘We have
-here,’ he said, ‘a walking-stick. It is called the
-hitting stick. Whenever you are in danger, or
-whenever you want to punish your enemies, you
-have only to say: “Hit, stick! Stick, hit!” and
-neither one man nor a hundred can stand up
-against it. It is not too heavy for you to carry,
-but if your hands grow tired of carrying it, just
-say, “Jump, stick!” and the stick will jump along
-before you or by your side, just as you please.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then Brother Drouth bade the girl good-by;
-and she went on her way, sometimes carrying the
-hitting stick, and sometimes making it jump along
-the road before her.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, then, while all this was going on, the
-greedy merchants found themselves in a fix.
-When they first got hold of the coal-black sheep
-and the snow-white goat, they thought that they
-had had a good deal of trouble for nothing. But
-merchants, especially the merchants of those days,
-when there was not as much trade as there is now,
-had very sharp eyes, and it was not long before
-they found the springs under the horns of the
-sheep and the goat. Having found the treasure,
-they remembered that the man had spent more
-money in two days than the horns of the animals
-would hold, and this led them to discover that the
-horns were always full of treasure.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For a little while they were very happy, and
-congratulated one another many times over. But
-in the midst of their enjoyment the thought came
-to them that there must be a division of this treasure.
-The moment the subject was broached, the
-wrangle began. There were more than a dozen
-of the merchants, and the question was how to
-divide the treasure so that each might have an
-equal share. Though they took millions from the
-horns of the black sheep and the white goat, yet
-whoever had the animals would still have the most.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“It was a mighty serious question. They argued,
-they reasoned, they disputed, and they wrangled,
-and once or twice they came near having a
-pitched battle. But finally, after many days, it
-was decided that one party of merchants should
-have the black sheep and that another party
-should have the white goat. This didn’t satisfy
-all of them, but it was the best that could be done;
-and so they departed, the party with the white
-goat going south, and the party with the black
-sheep going east.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, a very curious thing happened. If
-either party had kept on traveling, it would have
-met the boy or the girl; one with the butting cow,
-and the other with the hitting stick. But both
-parties were dissatisfied; and they had gone but a
-little way before they stopped, and after some talk
-determined to go back. The merchants with the
-white goat determined to follow on after the merchants
-that had the black sheep, and secure the
-animal by fair means or foul. The merchants with
-the black sheep determined to follow the merchants
-with the white goat, and buy the animal or
-seize him. So each party turned back.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The merchants with the white goat reached
-the tavern first. They had hardly refreshed themselves,
-when the tavern-keeper came running in, to
-tell them that the other merchants were coming.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Then take our white goat and hide it in your
-stable,’ they said.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The landlord did as he was bid; and then
-meeting the merchants with the black sheep, he
-told them that their companions of the morning
-had also returned.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Then take our black sheep and hide it in
-your stable,’ they said. This the landlord quickly
-did, and returned to the tavern in time to hear
-the merchants greet each other.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘What are you doing here?’ asked the black
-sheep merchants.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘We have lost our white goat,’ they replied,
-‘and have come here to hunt it. Why have you
-returned?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘We have come on the same errand,’ said the
-others. ‘We have lost our black sheep, and have
-returned to find it.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, the tavern-keeper was not a very smart
-man, but he had no lack of shrewdness and cunning.
-He had heard the merchants wrangling
-and quarreling over the black sheep and the
-white goat, and now he saw them coming back
-pretending to be hunting for both the animals,
-though neither one was lost. He had sense enough
-to see that there must be something very valuable
-about the black sheep and the white goat; and so,
-while the merchants were taking their refreshments,
-each party eyeing the other with suspicion,
-the tavern-keeper slipped out into his stable, and
-carried the black sheep and the white goat to an
-outhouse out of sight and hearing of the guests.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As for the merchants, they were in a pickle.
-Neither party wanted to go away and leave the
-other at the tavern; so they waited and waited,—the
-black sheep party waiting for the white goat
-party to go, and the white goat party waiting for
-the black sheep party to go.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘When do you leave?’ says one.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘As soon as we find our sheep. When do
-you leave?’ says the other.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Quite as soon.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There was not much satisfaction in this for
-either side. Finally, one of the merchants called
-the tavern-keeper aside, and asked him where he
-had put the black sheep.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘In my stable, your honor,’ replied the man.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then another merchant called the tavern-keeper
-aside, and asked him where he had put
-the white goat.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘In my stable, your honor,’ he replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now as each of these merchants went out to
-see that his precious animal was safe, it was perfectly
-natural that they should see each other
-slipping about in the yard, and that they should
-meet face to face in the stable. Both made the
-excuse that they thought they might find their
-lost animals at that point, and both were terribly
-worked up when they saw that the stable was
-empty. Each went back and told his companions,
-and pretty soon there was the biggest uproar
-in that house that the tavern-keeper had ever
-heard.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Both parties went running to the stable, falling
-over each other on the way; but the black
-sheep and the white goat were gone. Then the
-merchants went running back into the tavern, and
-all began yelling at the tavern-keeper. Instead
-of making any answer, that cunning chap put his
-fingers in his ears, and politely asked the merchants
-if they wanted to jar the roof off of the
-house. They danced around him, yelling and
-shaking their fists at him, but he kept his fingers
-in his ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Finally, they caught hold of the man, and
-began to pull and haul him around at a great
-rate. In this way they compelled him to take his
-fingers out of his ears; but he could hear little
-better, for the whole crowd was dancing around
-and squalling like a lot of crazy people at a picnic.
-All the tavern-keeper could hear was:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where’s our’—‘You’ve got our’—‘Sheep!’
-‘Goat!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There was more noise than sense to this rippit.
-There was so much noise that it roused the
-whole neighborhood, and the people of the village
-came running in to see what the trouble was.
-Among them was the mayor; and he succeeded in
-quieting the rumpus, not because he was mayor,
-but because he had a louder voice than any of
-them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“When everything was quiet, the mayor asked
-the merchants why they were acting like crazy
-people.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Because this man has robbed us,’ they cried,
-pointing to the tavern-keeper.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Of what has he robbed you?’ asked the
-mayor.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Of a black sheep and a white goat,’ they
-replied.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Your honor,’ said the tavern-keeper, when
-the mayor had turned to him, ‘you have known
-me all my life, and have never heard that I was a
-thief. I want to ask these men a few questions.’
-By this time the two parties of merchants had
-ranged themselves on different sides of the room.
-The tavern-keeper turned to the black sheep
-party. ‘Didn’t the men over there come into
-this house and tell you that they had lost their
-white goat?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘They certainly did,’ was the reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Then he turned to the white goat party.
-‘Didn’t the men over there tell you that they
-had lost their black sheep and had come back to
-hunt it?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘They certainly did,’ came the answer.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Both parties tried to explain that they had
-placed their animals in charge of the tavern-keeper,
-but while they were hemming and hawing
-a queer thing happened. The boy had come up
-with his butting cow; and seeing the merchants
-still in the tavern, he led her to the door, and told
-her to do her whole duty, and nothing but her
-duty.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“While the merchants were trying to explain,
-the cow rushed into the room with a bellow, her
-tail curled over her back, and went at the men
-with head down and horn points up. Tables and
-chairs were nothing to the butting cow. She
-ran over them and through them; and in a little
-while the room was cleared of the merchants, and
-some of them were hurt so badly that they could
-scarcely crawl away.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The mayor had jumped through a window, and
-the village people had scattered in all directions.
-By this time the tavern-keeper, who had remained
-unhurt, was laughing to himself at the fix the
-merchants found themselves in, for the butting
-cow was still pursuing them. But he laughed too
-soon. The little girl came to the door with her
-hitting stick.</p>
-<div id='i292' class='figcenter id025'>
-<img src='images/i292.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>“HIT STICK! STICK HIT!” SHE CRIED</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“‘Hit, stick! Stick, hit!’ she cried; and in
-an instant the stick was mauling the tavern-keeper
-over the head and shoulders and all about
-the body.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Help! help!’ shouted the tavern-keeper.
-‘Somebody run here! Help! I’ll tell you where
-they are! I’ll show you where they are!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Stop, stick!’ said the girl. ‘Now show me
-where my snow-white goat is.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Yes!’ exclaimed the boy. ‘Show me where
-my coal-black sheep is!’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Come,’ said the tavern-keeper; and he went
-as fast as he could to the outhouse where he had
-hid the animals. They were in there, safe and
-sound, and the children made haste to carry them
-home.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So the farmer was once more rich and prosperous.
-He shunned the tavern and kept at work,
-and in this way prosperity brought happiness and
-content to all the family. And by giving freely
-to the poor they made others happy too.”</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<div class='chapter'>
- <h2 id='ch24' class='c007'>XXIV.<br /> <br />THE FATE OF THE DIDDYPAWN.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“It has always been mighty curious to me,”
-said Mr. Rabbit, “why everything and everybody
-is not contented with what they’ve got. There’d
-be lots less trouble in the country next door if
-everybody was satisfied.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well,” remarked Mr. Thimblefinger, “some
-people have nothing at all. I hope you don’t
-want a man who has nothing to be satisfied.
-An empty pocket makes an empty stomach, and
-an empty stomach has a way of talking so it can
-be heard.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“That is true,” replied Mr. Rabbit; “but there
-is a living in the world for every creature, if he
-will only get out of bed and walk about and look
-for it. But a good many folks and a heap of the
-animals think that if there is a living in the world
-for everybody, it ought to be handed round in a
-silver dish. Then there are some folks and a
-great many creatures that are not satisfied with
-what they are, but want to be somebody or something
-else. That sort of talk puts me in mind of
-the Diddypawn.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What is the Diddypawn?” asked Buster
-John.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, it would be hard to tell you at this
-time of day,” replied Mr. Rabbit, rubbing his chin
-thoughtfully. “There are no Diddypawns now,
-and I don’t know that I ever saw but one. He
-is the chap I’m going to tell you about. He was
-a great big strong creature, with a long head and
-short ears, and eyes that could see in the dark.
-He had legs that could carry him many a mile in
-a day, and teeth strong enough to crunch an
-elephant’s hind leg. The Diddypawn would have
-weeded a wide row if he had been a mind to; but,
-instead of doing that, he just lay in the mud on
-the river bank, and let the sun shine and the rain
-fall. He had but to reach down in the water to
-pick up a fish, or up in the bushes to catch a
-bird.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But all this didn’t make his mind easy. He
-wasn’t contented. The thought came to him
-that a fine large creature such as he was ought
-to be able to swim as fast as a fish, and fly as
-high as a bird. So he worried and worried
-and worried about it, until there was no peace
-in that neighborhood. All the creatures that
-crawled, or walked, or swam, or flew, heard of
-the Diddypawn’s troubles. At first they paid
-no attention to him, but he groaned so long
-and he groaned so loud that they couldn’t
-help but pay attention. They couldn’t sleep at
-night, and they couldn’t have any peace in the
-daytime.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“For I don’t know how long the Diddypawn
-rolled and tumbled in the mud, and moaned and
-groaned because he didn’t have as many fins as
-the fishes and as many feathers as the birds. He
-moaned and mumbled in the daytime, and
-groaned and grumbled at night. The other creatures
-paid no attention to him at first; but matters
-went from bad to worse, and they soon found
-that they had to do something or leave the
-country.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“So, after awhile the fishes held a convention,
-and the porpoise and the catfish made speeches,
-saying that the Diddypawn was in a peck of
-trouble, and asking what could be done for him.
-Finally, after a good deal of talk about one thing
-and another, the convention of fishes concluded
-to call on the Diddypawn in a body, and ask him
-what in the name of goodness he wanted.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This they did; and the reply that the Diddypawn
-made was that he wanted to know how to
-swim as well as any fish. There wasn’t anything
-unreasonable in this; and so the convention, after
-a good deal more talk, said that the best way to
-do would be for every fish to lend the Diddypawn
-a fin.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The convention told the Diddypawn about
-this, and it made him grin from one ear to the
-other to think that he would be able to swim as
-fast as the fishes. He rolled from the bank into
-the shallow water, and the fishes, as good as their
-word, loaned him each a fin. With these the
-Diddypawn found he was able to get about in the
-water right nimbly. He swam around and around,
-far and near, and finally reached an island where
-there were some trees.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t go too near the land,’ says the catfish.
-‘Don’t go too near the land,’ says the perch.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Don’t bother about me,’ says the Diddypawn.
-“I can walk on the land as well as I can
-swim in the water.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘But our fins!’ says the catfish and the
-perch. ‘If you go on land and let them dry in
-the sun, they’ll be no good to either us or you.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘No matter,’ says the Diddypawn, ‘on the
-land I’ll go, and I’ll be bound the fins will be
-just as limber after they get dry as they were
-when they were wet.’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the fishes set up such a cry and made
-such a fuss that the Diddypawn concluded to give
-them back their fins, while he went on dry land
-and rested himself. He went on the island, and
-stretched himself out in the tall grass at the foot
-of the big trees, and soon fell asleep. When he
-awoke, the sun was nearly down. He crawled
-to the waterside, and soon saw that the fishes had
-all gone away. He had no way of calling them
-up or of sending them a message, and so there he
-was.</p>
-<div id='i298' class='figcenter id026'>
-<img src='images/i298.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-<div class='ic002'>
-<p>IT MADE HIM GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR</p>
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class='c012'>“While the Diddypawn was lying there wondering
-how he was going to get back home, he
-heard a roaring and rustling noise in the air.
-Looking up, he saw that the sky was nearly black
-with birds. They came in swarms, in droves, and
-in flocks. There were big birds and little birds,
-and all sorts and sizes of birds. The trees on the
-island were their roosting-place, but they were
-coming home earlier than usual, because they
-wanted to get rid of the moanings and groanings
-of the Diddypawn.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“The birds came and settled in the trees, and
-were about to say good-night to one another, when
-the Diddypawn rolled over, and began to moan
-and groan and growl and grumble. At once the
-birds ceased their chattering, and began to listen.
-Then they knew they would have no sound sleep
-that night if something wasn’t done; and so the
-King-Bird flew down, lit close to the Diddypawn’s
-ear, and asked him what in the name of goodness
-gracious he was doing there, how he got there,
-and what the trouble was anyway.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“All the answer the Diddypawn made was to
-roll over on his other side, and moan and mumble.
-Once more the King-Bird fluttered in the
-air, and lit near the Diddypawn’s ear, and asked
-him what in the name of goodness gracious he
-was doing there, how he got there, and what the
-trouble was anyway. For answer, the Diddypawn
-turned on the other side, and groaned and grumbled.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“How long this was kept up I’ll never tell you,
-but after a while, the Diddypawn said the trouble
-with him was that he wanted to fly. He said he
-would fly well enough if he only had feathers;
-but, as it was, he didn’t have a feather to his
-name, or to his hide either.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Well, the birds held a convention over this
-situation, and after a good deal of loud talk, it
-was decided that each bird should lend the Diddypawn
-a feather. This was done in the midst of a
-good deal of fluttering and chattering. When
-the Diddypawn was decked out in his feathers, he
-strutted around and shook his wings at a great
-rate.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘Where shall I fly to?’ he asked.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Now, there was another island not far away,
-on which everything was dead,—the trees, the
-bushes, the grass, and even the honeysuckle vines.
-But some of the trees were still standing. With
-their lack of leaf and twig they looked like a
-group of tall, black lighthouses. When the Diddypawn
-asked where he should fly, Brother Turkey
-Buzzard made this remark:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘If you want to fly fast and not fly far,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>Fly to the place where the dead trees are!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“To this the Diddypawn made reply,—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘I want to fly fast and not too far,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>So I’ll fly to the place where the dead trees are!’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Then the Diddypawn fluttered his feathers
-and hopped about, and, after a while, took a running
-start and began to fly. He didn’t fly very
-well at first, being a new hand at the business.
-He wobbled from side to side, and sometimes it
-seemed that he was going to fall in the water, but
-he always caught himself just in time. After a
-while he reached the island where everything was
-dead, and landed with a tremendous splash and
-splutter in the wet marsh grass.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“As dark had not set in, the most of the birds
-flew along with the Diddypawn, to see how he
-was going to come out. The Diddypawn had
-hardly lit, before Brother Turkey Buzzard ups
-and says:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“‘I don’t want my feather to get wet, and so
-I’ll just take it back again.’ This was the sign
-for all the birds. None wanted his feather to get
-wet, so they just swooped down on the Diddypawn
-and took their feathers one by one. When the
-fluttering was over, the Diddypawn had no more
-feathers than fins. But he made no complaint.
-He had it in his mind that he’d rest easy during
-the night and begin his complaints the next morning.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Says he, ‘I’ve got the birds and the fishes so
-trained that when I want to fly, all I’ve got to do
-is to turn over on my left side and grunt, and
-when I want to swim, all I’ve got to do is to turn
-over on my right side and groan.’ Then the
-Diddypawn smiled, until there were wrinkles in
-his countenance as deep and as wide as a horse-trough.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“But the birds went back to their roosting-place
-that night, and there was nothing to disturb
-them; and the fishes swam around the next day,
-and there was nothing to bother them.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Matters went on in this way for several days,
-and at last some of the birds began to ask about
-the Diddypawn. ‘Had anybody seen him?’
-or ‘Did anybody know how he was getting
-on?’</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“This was passed around among the birds,
-until at last it came to the ears of Brother Turkey
-Buzzard. He stretched out his wings and
-gaped, and said that he had been thinking about
-taking his family and calling on the Diddypawn.
-So that very day, Brother Turkey Buzzard, his
-wife and his children and some of his blood kin,
-went down to the dead island, to call on the
-Diddypawn. They went and stayed several days.
-The rest of the birds, when they came home to
-roost, could see the Turkey Buzzard family sitting
-in the dead trees; and after so long a time
-they came back, and went to roost with the rest
-of the birds. Some of them asked how the Diddypawn
-was getting on, and Brother Turkey
-Buzzard made this reply:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c014'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“‘The Diddypawn needs neither feather nor fin,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>He’s been falling off, till he’s grown quite thin,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>He has lost all his meat and all of his skin,</div>
- <div class='line in1'>And he needs now a bag to put his bones in.’</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>“This made Brother Owl hoot a little, but it
-wasn’t long before all the birds were fast asleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>Mr. Rabbit never knew how the children liked
-the story of the Diddypawn. Buster John was
-about to say something, but he saw little Mr.
-Thimblefinger pull out his watch and look up at
-the bottom of the spring.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“What time is it?” asked Mrs. Meadows, seeing
-that Mr. Thimblefinger still held his watch in
-his hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“A quarter to twelve.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Oh,” cried Sweetest Susan, “we promised
-mamma to be back by dinner time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“There’s plenty of time for that,” said Mrs.
-Meadows. “I do hope you’ll come again. It
-rests me to see you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>The children shook hands all around when Mr.
-Thimblefinger said he was ready to go, and Mr.
-Rabbit remarked to Buster John:—</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>“Don’t forget what I told you about Aaron.”</p>
-
-<p class='c013'>There was no danger of that, Buster John said;
-and then the children followed Mr. Thimblefinger,
-who led them safely through the spring, and they
-were soon at home again.</p>
-<div class='pbb'>
- <hr class='pb c005' />
-</div>
-<p class='c013'>&nbsp;</p>
-
-<div class='tnbox'>
-
- <ul class='ul_1'>
- <li>Transcriber’s Notes:
- <ul class='ul_2'>
- <li>Missing or obscured punctuation was silently corrected.
- </li>
- <li>Typographical errors were silently corrected.
- </li>
- <li>Inconsistent spelling and hyphenation were made consistent only when a predominant
- form was found in this book.
- </li>
- </ul>
- </li>
- </ul>
-
-</div>
-<p class='c013'>&nbsp;</p>
-
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-<pre>
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