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-
-FANNY LAMBERT
-
-A Novel
-
-BY
-
-HENRY DE VERE STACPOOLE
-
-AUTHOR OF "THE CRIMSON AZALEAS"
-"THE BLUE LAGOON" ETC., ETC.
-
-[Illustration: Decoration]
-
-R. F. FENNO & COMPANY
-18 East 17th Street, New York
-
-T. FISHER UNWIN, LONDON
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
-PART I
-
-CHAP. PAGE
- I. MR LEAVESLEY 1
-
- II. A LOST TYPE 4
-
- III. A COUNCIL OF THREE 12
-
- IV. HANCOCK & HANCOCK 26
-
- V. OMENS 31
-
- VI. LAMBERT _v._ BEVAN 36
-
- VII. THE BEVAN TEMPER 41
-
-VIII. AT "THE LAURELS" 48
-
- IX. "WHAT TALES ARE THESE?" 62
-
- X. ASPARAGUS AND CATS 76
-
-
-PART II
-
- I. A REVELATION 86
-
- II. THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE 113
-
- III. TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT 125
-
- IV. THE DAISY CHAIN 131
-
-
-PART III
-
- I. AN ASSIGNATION 141
-
- II. THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER 150
-
- III. AN OLD MAN'S OUTING 159
-
- IV. A MEETING 169
-
- V. THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER 171
-
- VI. A CONFESSION 176
-
- VII. IN GORDON SQUARE 185
-
-
-PART IV
-
- I. "THE ROOST" 194
-
- II. MISS MORGAN 207
-
- III. A CURE FOR BLINDNESS 223
-
- IV. TIC-DOULOUREUX 235
-
- V. THE AMBASSADOR 245
-
- VI. A SURPRISE VISIT 251
-
- VII. THE UNEXPLAINED 263
-
-VIII. RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR 269
-
-
-PART V
-
- I. GOUT 274
-
- II. THE RESULT 283
-
- III. THE RESULT (_continued_) 299
-
- IV. "JOURNEY'S END" 301
-
-
-
-
-FANNY LAMBERT
-
-
-
-
-_PART I_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-MR LEAVESLEY
-
-
-"You may take away the things, Belinda," said Mr Leavesley, lighting his
-pipe and taking his seat at the easel. "Nobody called this morning, I
-suppose?"
-
-"Only the Capting, sir," replied Belinda, piling the tray. "He called at
-seven to borry your umbrella."
-
-"Did you give it him?"
-
-"No, sir, Mr Verneede's got it; you lent it to him the night before
-last, and he hasn't brought it back."
-
-"Ah, so I did," said Mr Leavesley, squeezing Naples yellow from an
-utterly exhausted looking tube. "So I did, so I did; that's the
-fifteenth umbrella or so that Verneede has annexed of mine: what does he
-_do_ with them, do you think, Belinda?"
-
-"I'm sure _I_ don't know, sir," replied the maid-of-all-work, looking
-round the studio as if in search of inspiration, "unless he spouts
-them."
-
-"That will do, Belinda," said the owner of the lost umbrellas, turning
-to his work, and the servant-maid departed.
-
-It was a large, pleasant studio, furnished with very little affectation,
-and its owner was a slight, pleasant-faced youth, happy-go-lucky
-looking, with a glitter in his grey eyes suggesting a touch of genius or
-insanity in their owner.
-
-He was an orphan blessed with a small competency. His income, to use his
-own formula, consisted of a hundred a year and an uncle. During the
-first four months or so of the year he spent the hundred pounds, during
-the rest of the year he squandered his uncle; that is to say he would
-have squandered him only for the fact that Mr James Hancock, of the firm
-of Hancock & Hancock, solicitors, was a person most difficult to
-"negotiate."
-
-Art, however, was looking up. He had sold several pictures lately. The
-morning mists on the road to success were clearing away, leaving to the
-view in a prospect distant tremulous and golden the mysterious city of
-attainment.
-
-He would have whistled as he worked only that he was smoking.
-
-Through the open windows came the pulse-like sound of the omnibuses in
-the King's Road, the sleigh bells of the hansoms, the rattle of the
-coster's barrow, and voices.
-
-As he painted, the sounds outside brought before him the vision of the
-King's Road, Chelsea, where flaming June was also at work with her
-golden brush and palette of violet colours.
-
-He saw in imagination the scarlet pyramids of strawberries in the shops.
-The blazing barrow of flowers all a-growing and a-blowing, the late-June
-morning crowd, and through the crowd wending its way the figure of a
-girl.
-
-He was in love.
-
-In the breast-pocket of his coat (on the heart side) lay a letter he had
-received by the early morning post. The handwriting was large and
-generous and careless, for no man living could tell the "m's" from the
-"w's," or the "t's" from the "l's." It ran somewhat to this effect:
-
-
- "THE LAURELS, HIGHGATE.
-
- "Father is worrying dreadfully, and I want your advice. I think I
- will be in the King's Road to-morrow, and will call on you. Excuse
- this scrawl.--In wild haste,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT.
-
- "How's the picture?"
-
-
-Occasionally as he painted he touched his coat where the letter lay, as
-if to make sure of its presence.
-
-Suddenly he ceased working. There was a step on the stairs, a knock at
-the door. Could it be?----
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-A LOST TYPE
-
-
-"My young friend Leavesley," cried the apparition that had suddenly
-framed itself in the doorway; "busy as usual--and how is Art?"
-
-"I don't know. Come in and shut the door; take a seat, take a
-cigarette--bother this drapery--well, what have you been doing with
-yourself?"
-
-Mr Verneede took neither a seat nor a cigarette. He took his place
-behind the painter, and gazed at the work in progress with a critical
-air.
-
-He was a fantastic-looking old gentleman, dressed in a tightly-buttoned
-frock coat. A figure suggestive of Count d'Orsay gone to the dogs.
-Mildewed, washed, and mangled by Fate, and very much faded in the
-process.
-
-He said nothing for a moment, and then he said, after a long and
-critical survey of the little _genre_ picture on which our artist was
-engaged:
-
-"Your work improves, decidedly your work improves, Leavesley--improves,
-very much so, very much so, very much so."
-
-The artist said nothing, and the irresponsible critic, placing his hat
-on the floor and tightly clasping the umbrella he carried under his left
-arm, made a funnel of his hands and gazed through it at the picture.
-
-"Decidedly, decidedly; but might I make a suggestion?"
-
-"Yes, yes."
-
-"Well, now, frankly, the attitude of that man with the axe----"
-
-"Which man with the axe?"
-
-"He in the right-hand corner by the----"
-
-"That's not a man with an axe, that's a lady with a _fan_, you old owl."
-
-"Heavens!" cried Mr Verneede. "How could I have been so deceived, it was
-the light. Of course, of course, of course--a lady with a fan, it's
-quite obvious now. A lady with a fan--do you find these very small
-pictures pay, Leavesley?"
-
-"Yes--no--I don't know. Sit down, like a good fellow; that's right--look
-here."
-
-"I attend."
-
-"I'm expecting a young lady to call here to-day."
-
-"A young lady?"
-
-"Yes, and I wish you'd wait and see her."
-
-"I shall be charmed."
-
-"You will when you see her--but it's not that. See here, Verneede, I
-want to explain her to you."
-
-"I listen."
-
-"She's quite unlike any one else."
-
-"Ha!"
-
-"I mean in this way, she's so jolly and innocent and altogether good,
-that upon my word I wish she wasn't coming here alone."
-
-"You fear to trust yourself----"
-
-"Oh, rubbish! only, it doesn't seem the thing."
-
-"Decidedly not, decidedly not."
-
-"Oh, _rubbish_! she's as safe here as if she were with her
-grandfather--what I mean to say is this, she's so innocent of the world
-that she does things quite innocently that--that conventional people
-don't do, don't you know. She has no mother."
-
-"Poor young thing!"
-
-"And her father, who is one of the jolliest men in the world, lets her
-do anything she likes. I wish I had a female of some sort to receive her
-here, but I haven't," said Mr Leavesley, looking round the studio as if
-in search of the article in question.
-
-"I know of an eminently respectable female," said Mr Verneede
-meditatively, "who would fall in with your requirements; unfortunately,
-she is not available at a short notice; she lives in Hoxton, as a matter
-of fact."
-
-"That's no use, might as well live in the moon. No matter, _you'll_ do,
-an excellent substitute like What's-his-name's marmalade."
-
-"May I ask," said Mr Verneede, rather stiffly, as if slightly ruffled
-by this last remark, "is this young lady, from a worldly point of view,
-an _éligible partie_?"
-
-"Don't know, she's a most lovable girl. I met them in Paris, she and her
-father, and travelled back with them. They have a big house up at
-Highgate, and an estate somewhere in the country, but, somehow, I fancy
-their affairs are involved. Mr Lambert always seems to be going to law
-with people. No matter, I want to get some cakes--cakes and tea are the
-right sort of things to offer a person--a girl--wine is impossible.
-What's the time? After two! Wait here for me, I won't be long."
-
-He took his hat, and left the studio to Mr Verneede.
-
-Verneede was one of those _bizarre_ figures, with whose construction
-Nature seems to have had very little to do. What he had been was a
-mystery, where he lived was to most people a mystery, and what he lived
-on was a mystery to every one. Some tiny income he must have had, but no
-man knew from whence it came. Useless and picturesque as an old
-fashion-plate, he wandered through life with an umbrella under his arm,
-ready to stand at any street corner in the chill east wind or the
-broiling sun and listen to any tale told by any man, and give useless
-advice or instruction on any subject.
-
-His criticisms were the despair and delight of artists, according to
-their liability to be soothed or maddened by the absolutely inane.
-
-For the rest, he was quite harmless, his chiefest vice, after a taste
-for beer, a passion for borrowing umbrellas and never returning them.
-
-Mr Verneede seated, immersed in his own weird thoughts and
-contemplations, came suddenly to consciousness again with a start.
-
-A dark-haired girl of that lost type which recalls La Cruche Cassée and
-the Love-in-April conceptions of Fragonard, exquisitely pretty and
-exquisitely dressed, was in the studio. He had not heard her knock, or
-perceived her enter. Had she descended through the ceiling or risen from
-the floor? was it a real girl, or was it June materialised in a gown of
-corn-flower blue, and with wild field poppies in her breast?
-
-"God bless my soul!" said Mr Verneede.
-
-"You were asleep, I think," said the girl. "I'm so sorry to have
-disturbed you, but I want to see Mr Leavesley; this _is_ his studio, I
-think."
-
-"Oh, certainly, yes, this is his studio, I believe. Pray take a seat.
-Ah, yes--dear me, what a strange coincidence----"
-
-"And these are his pictures?" said the girl, looking round her in an
-interested way. She had placed a tiny parcel and an impossible parasol
-on the table, and was drawing off a suede glove leisurely, as she
-glanced around her.
-
-"These are his pictures," answered the old gentleman, "works of
-art--very much so, the highest art inspired by the truest genius."
-
-Miss Lambert--for the June-like apparition was Miss Lambert--followed
-with her little face the sweep of the old gentleman's arm as he pointed
-out the highest art inspired by the truest genius. Rough studies,
-canvases turned face to the wall, and one or two small finished
-pictures.
-
-Then, realising that he had found an innocent victim, he began to
-expatiate on art and on the pictures around them, and she to listen,
-innocence attending to ignorance.
-
-"He is very clever, isn't he?" put in Miss Lambert, during a pause in
-the exordium.
-
-"A genius, my dear young lady, a genius," said Mr Verneede, looking at
-her over his shoulder as he replaced on a high bracket a little picture
-he had reached down to show her.
-
-"One of the few living artists who can paint light. I may say that he
-paints light with a delicacy and an elegance all his own. _Fiat
-Lux_"--the shelf came down with a crash and a cloud of dust--"as the
-poet says--pray don't move, I will restore the _débris_--as the poet
-says. Now the gem of my young friend Leavesley's collection, in my mind,
-is the John the Baptist."
-
-He went to a huge canvas which stood with its face to the wall, seized
-it with arms outstretched, and turned it towards the girl.
-
-It was a picture of a semi-nude female after Reubens that the blundering
-old gentleman had seized upon.
-
-"Observe the sunlight on the beard," came the voice of the showman from
-behind the canvas, "the devotion in the eyes, the--ooch!!"
-
-A pillow caught from the couch by Frank Leavesley who had just entered,
-and dexterously thrown, had flattened canvas and showman beneath a cloud
-of dust.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-A COUNCIL OF THREE
-
-
-"Now, let's all be happy," said Miss Lambert; they had finished tea and
-Belinda was removing the things, "for I must be going in a minute, and I
-have such a lot of things to say--oh dear me, that reminds me," her
-under-lip fell slightly.
-
-"What?" asked Leavesley.
-
-"That I'm perfectly miserable."
-
-"Oh, don't say that----"
-
-"My dear young lady----"
-
-"I mean I _ought_ to be perfectly miserable," said Miss Lambert with a
-charming smile, "but somehow I'm not. Do you know, I never am what I
-ought to be. When I ought to be happy I'm miserable, and when I ought to
-be miserable I'm happy. Father says I was addled at birth, and that I
-ought to have been put out of doors on a red-hot shovel as they used to
-do long ago in Ireland with the omadlunns, or was it the changelings--no
-matter. I wanted to talk to you about father--no, please don't go," to
-Verneede, who had made a little movement as if to say "Am I _de trop_?"
-"You are both so clever I'm sure you will be able to give me good
-advice. He's worrying so."
-
-"Ah!" said Mr Verneede, with the air of a physician at a consultation.
-He was in his element, he saw a prospect of unburthening himself of some
-of his superfluous advice.
-
-"It's this Action," resumed Fanny, as if she were speaking of a tumour
-or carbuncle, "that makes him so bad; I'm getting quite frightened about
-him."
-
-"Was that the action he spoke to me about?" asked Leavesley.
-
-"Which?" asked Fanny.
-
-"The one against a bookseller?"
-
-"Oh no, I think that's settled; it's the one against our cousin, Mr
-Bevan."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"It's about the right-of-way--I mean the right of fishing in a stream
-down in Buckinghamshire. They've spent ever so much money over it, it's
-worrying father to death, but he _won't_ give it up. I thought perhaps
-if _you_ spoke to him you might have some influence with him."
-
-"I'd be delighted to do anything," said Leavesley. "What is this man
-Bevan like?"
-
-"Frightfully rich, and a beast."
-
-"That's comprehensive anyhow," said Leavesley.
-
-"Most, most--most clear and comprehensive," concurred Mr Verneede.
-
-"I hate him!" said Fanny, her eyes flashing, "and I wish he and his old
-fish stream were--boiled."
-
-"That would certainly solve the difficulty," said Leavesley, scratching
-the side of his hand meditatively.
-
-"And his beastly old solicitor too," continued the girl, tenderly
-lifting a lady-bird, that had somehow got into the studio and on to her
-knee, on the point of her finger. "Isn't he beautiful?"
-
-"Most," assented Leavesley, gazing with an artist's delight at the white
-tapering finger on which the painted and polished insect was balancing
-preparatory to flight.
-
-"Who is his solicitor, by the way?"
-
-"Mr Hancock of Southampton Row."
-
-"Mr Who?"
-
-"Hancock."
-
-"Why, he's my uncle."
-
-"Oh!" cried Fanny, "I _am_ sorry."
-
-"That he's my uncle?"
-
-"No--that I said that----"
-
-"Oh, that doesn't matter. I've often wished him boiled. It's awfully
-funny, though, that he should be this man Bevan's solicitor--very."
-
-"I have an idea," said Verneede, leaning forward in his chair and
-pressing the points of his fingers together.
-
-"My dear young lady, may I make a suggestion?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny.
-
-"Two suggestions, I should have said."
-
-"Fire away," cut in Leavesley.
-
-"Well, my dear young lady, if my advice were asked I would first of all
-say 'dam the stream.'"
-
-"Verneede!" cried Leavesley. "What are you saying?"
-
-"Father's always damning it," replied Miss Lambert with a laugh, "but it
-doesn't seem to do much good."
-
-"My other suggestion," said Verneede, taken aback at the supposed
-beaver-like attributes of Mr Lambert, "is this, go in your own person to
-the friend of my friend Leavesley. I mean the uncle of my friend. Go to
-Mr Hancock, go to him frankly, fearlessly, tell him the tale you have
-told us; tell it to him with your own lips, in your own manner, with
-your own charm; say to him 'You are killing my father--cease.' Speak to
-him in your own way, smile at him----"
-
-"_That's_ not a bad idea," said Miss Lambert, turning to Leavesley, who
-was seated mouth open, aghast at this lunatic proposition.
-
-"That's a _splendid_ idea, and I'll _do_ it."
-
-"Say to him 'Cease!'" continued Verneede, speaking in an inspired voice.
-"Say to him----"
-
-"Oh, shut up!" cried Leavesley, shaken out of politeness. "Do you know
-what you're talking about? Hancock is Bevan's solicitor."
-
-"That's just why I'm going to him," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"But it's against all the rules of everything. I'm not sure that it
-wouldn't be considered tampering with--um--Justice."
-
-"It's not a question of justice, it's a question of common-sense," said
-Miss Lambert.
-
-"Exactly," said Verneede, "common-sense; if this Mr--er--the uncle of my
-friend Leavesley, is endowed with common-sense and a sense of
-justice--yes, justice and a feeling for beauty----"
-
-"Oh, do stop!" said Leavesley, the prosaic vision of James Hancock
-rising before him.
-
-"What on earth do lawyers know of justice or beauty or----"
-
-"If they don't," replied Fanny, "it's quite time they were taught."
-
-"Quite," concurred Verneede.
-
-When certain chemicals are brought into juxtaposition certain results
-result. So it is with brains. Mr Leavesley for a moment sat
-contemplating the crazy plan propounded by Mr Verneede. Then he broke
-into a laugh. His imagination pictured the interview between Miss
-Lambert and his uncle.
-
-"Well, go ahead," he said. "Perhaps you're right; I don't know much
-about the law, but, anyhow, it's not a hanging matter. When are you
-going?"
-
-"Now," said Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves.
-
-Leavesley looked at his watch.
-
-"You'll scarcely catch him at the office unless you take a cab."
-
-"I'll take a cab. Will you come with me?"
-
-"Yes, rather!"
-
-"Only as far as the door," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"It's like going to the dentist; I always take father with me to the
-dentist's as far as the door, for fear I'd run away. Once I'm in I don't
-care a bit; it's the going in is the dreadful part."
-
-"I know," said Leavesley, reaching for his hat. "It's like facing the
-music, the overture is the worst part."
-
-"I don't think you'd call it music," said Miss Lambert, "if you heard me
-at the dentist's when he's working that drill thing--ugh! Come."
-
-They left the studio.
-
-The prospect of having Miss Lambert all alone to himself in a cab made
-the heart of Mr Leavesley palpitate, mixed emotions filled his soul.
-Blue funk was the basis of these emotions. He was going to propose, so
-he told himself, immediately, the instant they were in the cab and the
-horse had started. That was all very well as a statement made to
-himself: it did not conceal the fact that Miss Lambert was a terribly
-difficult girl to propose to. One of those jolly girls who treat one as
-a brother are generally the most difficult to deal with when one
-approaches them as a lover. But Miss Lambert, besides the fact of her
-jollity and her treatment of Mr Leavesley as a brother, had a
-personality all her own. She seemed to him a combination of the
-practical and the unpractical in about equal proportions, one could
-never tell how she would take things.
-
-They walked down the King's Road looking for a cab, Miss Lambert and
-Verneede engaged in vivacious conversation, Leavesley silent, engaged in
-troubled attempts to think.
-
-I give a few links from the chain of his thoughts just as a specimen.
-
-"Fanny, I love you--no, I can't say that, it's too bald and brutal. Miss
-Lambert, I have long wanted to--oh, rubbish! How would it do to take her
-hand--I _daren't_--bother!--does she care a button about me? Perhaps it
-would be better to put it off till the next time--I'm not going to funk
-it--may I call you Fanny?--or Fanny--may I call you Fanny? or Miss
-Lambert may I call you Fanny? How would it be to write? No, I'll _do_
-it."
-
-They stopped, Mr Verneede had hailed a cab, and Leavesley came out of
-his reverie to find a four-wheeler drawing up at the pavement.
-
-"Hullo," he said to Verneede, "what did you call that thing for?"
-
-"To drive in," replied Fanny, whilst Verneede opened the door. "Get in,
-I'm in a horrible fright."
-
-"But," said Leavesley, "a four-wheeler--why not a hansom?"
-
-"No, no," said Miss Lambert, getting into the vehicle, "I hate hansoms,
-I was thrown out of one once. Besides, this is more _respectable_. Do
-get in quick, and tell the man to drive fast; I want to get the agony
-over."
-
-"Corner of Southampton Row," cried Leavesley to the driver. He got in,
-Verneede shut the door and stood on the pavement, bowing and smiling in
-an antiquated way as they drove off.
-
-It was a four-wheeler with pretensions in the form of maroon velveteen
-cushions and rubber tyres, a would-be imitation brougham, but the old
-growler blood came out in its voice, every window rattled. Driving in
-it, one could hear oneself speak, but conversation with a companion to
-be intelligible had to be conducted in a mild shout.
-
-"I don't in the least know what I'm going to say to him," cried Miss
-Lambert, leaning forward towards her companion--he was seated opposite
-to her on the front seat. "I'm so nervous, I can't think."
-
-"Don't go to him."
-
-"I must, now we've taken the cab."
-
-"Let's go somewhere else."
-
-"Where?"
-
-"Anywhere--Madame Tussaud's."
-
-"No, no, I'm _going_. Don't let's talk of it, let's talk of something
-pleasant." She opened her purse, turned its meagre contents into her
-lap, and examined some bills that were stuffed into a side compartment.
-
-"What's two-and-six, and three shillings, and eighteen pence?"
-
-"Eight shillings, I think," answered Leavesley after a moment's thought.
-
-"Then I've lost a shilling," pouted Miss Lambert, counting her money,
-replacing it, and closing the purse with a snap. "No matter, let's think
-of something pleasant. Isn't old Mr Verneede sweet?"
-
-"Fanny," said Leavesley, ignoring the saccharine possibilities of Mr
-Verneede--"may I call you Fanny?"
-
-"Of course, every one does. I say, is this cabman taking us right?"
-
-"Yes, quite. What I was going to say," weakly and suddenly, "Fanny,
-let's go somewhere some day, and have a really good time."
-
-"Where?"
-
-"Up the river--anywhere."
-
-"I'd love to," said Miss Lambert. "I haven't been up the river for ages;
-let's have a picnic."
-
-"Yes, let's; what day could you come?"
-
-"Any day--at least some day. Some day next week--only father is going
-away next week, and a picnic would be nothing without _him_."
-
-"Suppose you and I and Verneede went for a picnic next week?"
-
-"That would be fun," said the girl; "we can make tea--oh, don't let us
-talk of picnics, I feel miserable. Will he _eat_ me, do you think?"
-
-"Who?"
-
-"Mr Hancock."
-
-"Not he--unless he has the gout, he's perfectly savage when he has the
-gout--I say?"
-
-"What?"
-
-"You'd better not tell him you know me."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"Oh, because I've been fighting with him lately. I quarrel with him
-once in three months or so. If he thought you and I were friends, it
-might put his back up."
-
-"I'll be mum," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"I'll wait for you at the corner till you come out," said Leavesley,
-"and tell me, Fanny."
-
-"What?"
-
-"You _will_ come for a picnic, won't you?"
-
-"Rather, if I'm alive. I feel like the young lady of Niger--wasn't
-it?--who went for a ride on a tiger, just before she saddled it----"
-
-The cab rattled and rumbled them at last into Oxford Street. At the
-corner of Southampton Row it stopped. They got out, and Leavesley paid
-and dismissed the driver.
-
-"That's the house down there," said he, "No. --. I'll wait for you here;
-_don't_ be long."
-
-"I won't be a minute, at least I'll be as short as I can. Now I'm
-_going_."
-
-She tripped off, and Leavesley watched her flitting by the grim,
-business-like houses. She turned for a second, glanced back, and then
-No. -- engulfed her.
-
-Leavesley waited, trying to picture to himself the interview that was
-in progress. Trying to fancy what Miss Lambert was saying to Mr James
-Hancock, and what Mr James Hancock was saying to Miss Lambert.
-
-Surely no one in London could have suggested such a proceeding except
-Verneede, a proceeding so hopelessly insane from a business point of
-view.
-
-To call on your adversary's solicitor, and tell him to cease because he
-was worrying your father to death!
-
-Besides, Lambert was the man who ought to cease, because it was Lambert
-who was the plaintiff.
-
-Punching a man's head, and then telling him to cease!
-
-Mr Leavesley burst into a laugh that caused a passing old lady to hurry
-on her way.
-
-He waited. Five minutes passed, ten, fifteen; _what_ was happening?
-
-It was nearly closing time at the office. Twenty minutes passed. Could
-James Hancock really have devoured Fanny in a fit of gout and
-irritation?
-
-He saw Bridgewater, the old chief clerk, come out and make off down
-Southampton Row with a bag in his hand.
-
-Three-quarters of an hour had gone, and Leavesley had taken his watch
-out for the twentieth time, when from the doorway of No. -- Fanny
-appeared, a glimmer of blue like a butterfly just broken from its
-chrysalis.
-
-Leavesley made two steps towards her, then he paused. Immediately after
-Fanny came James Hancock, umbrella in hand, and hat on the back of his
-head.
-
-He was accompanying her.
-
-Fanny glanced in Leavesley's direction, and then she and her companion
-walked away down Southampton Row, Hancock walking with his long stride;
-Fanny trotting beside him, neither, apparently, speaking one to the
-other.
-
-Leavesley followed full of amazement.
-
-He could tell from his uncle's manner of walking, and from the way he
-wore his hat, that he was either irritated or perplexed. He walked
-hurriedly, and, viewed from behind, he had the appearance of a physician
-who was going to an urgent case.
-
-Much marvelling, the artist followed. He saw Hancock hail a passing
-four-wheeler, and open the door. Fanny got in, her companion gave some
-directions to the driver, got in after the girl, closed the door, and
-the cab drove off.
-
-"Now, what on earth can this mean?" asked Mr Leavesley, taking off his
-hat and drawing his hand across his brow.
-
-Disgust at being robbed of Fanny struggled in his mind with a feeling of
-pure, unadulterated wonder.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-HANCOCK & HANCOCK
-
-
-Frank Leavesley's uncle, Mr James Hancock of Gordon Square and
-Southampton Row, Solicitor, was, in the year of this story, still
-unmarried.
-
-The firm of Hancock & Hancock had thrived in Bloomsbury for upwards of a
-hundred years. By a judicious exercise of the art of dropping bad
-clients and picking up good, and retaining the good when picked up, it
-had built for itself a business second to none in the soliciting world
-of the Metropolis.
-
-To be a successful solicitor is not so easy a matter as you may
-suppose. Take your own case, for instance, and imagine how many men you
-would trust with the fact that your wife is in a madhouse and not on a
-visit to her aunt; with the reason why your son requires cutting off
-with a shilling; why you have to pay so much a month to So-and-so--and
-so on. How many men would you trust with your title-deeds, and bonds,
-and scrip, even as you would trust yourself?
-
-The art of inspiring confidence combined with the less facile arts of
-straight dealing and right living, had placed the Hancocks in the first
-rank of their profession, and kept them there for over a hundred years.
-
-James, the last of the race, was in personal appearance typical of his
-forebears. Rather tall, thin, with a high colour suggestive of port
-wine, and a fidgety manner, you would never have guessed him at first
-sight to be one of the keenest business men in London, the depository of
-awful secrets, and the instigator and successful leader of legal forlorn
-hopes.
-
-His dress was genteel, verging on the shabby, a hideous brown horse-hair
-watch guard crossed his waistcoat, and he habitually carried an
-umbrella that would have damned the reputation of any struggling
-professional man.
-
-His sister kept house for him in Gordon Square. She was just one year
-his senior. An acid woman, early-Victorian in her tendencies and get-up,
-Patience Hancock, to use the cook's expression, had been "born with the
-key of the coal cellar in her pocket." She certainly carried the key of
-the wine cellar there, and the keys of the plate pantry, larder, jam
-depository, and Tantalus case. Everything lock-upable in the Gordon
-Square establishment was locked up, and every month or so she received a
-"warning" from one of the domestics under her charge.
-
-The art of setting by the ears and treading on corns came to her by
-nature, it was her misfortune, not her fault, for despite her acidity
-she had a heart, atrophied from disuse, perhaps, but still a heart.
-
-She treated her brother as though she were twenty years his senior, and
-she had prevented him from marrying by subtle arts of her own, exercised
-unconsciously, perhaps, but none the less potently. His affair with Miss
-Wilkinson, eldest daughter of Alderman Wilkinson, an affair which
-occurred twenty years ago, had been withered, or blasted, if you like
-the expression better, by Patience Hancock. She had caused no bitter
-feelings towards herself in the breast of either of the parties
-concerned in this old-time love affair, but all the same she had parted
-them.
-
-Two other attempts on the part of James Hancock to mate and have done
-with the business failed for no especial reason, and of late years, from
-all external signs, he appeared to have come to the determination to
-have done with the business without mating.
-
-Patience had almost dismissed the subject from her mind; secure in the
-conviction that her brother's heart had jellified and set, she had
-almost given up espionage, and had settled down before the prospect of a
-comfortable old age with lots of people to bully and a free hand in the
-management of her brother and his affairs.
-
-Bridgewater, Hancock's confidential clerk, a man of seventy adorned with
-the simplicity of a child of ten, had hitherto been her confidant.
-
-Bridgewater, seduced with a glass of port wine and a biscuit, had helped
-materially in the blasting of the Wilkinson affair twenty years before.
-He had played the part of spy several times, unconsciously, or partly
-so, and to-day he was just the same old blunderer, ready to fall into
-any trap set for him by an acute woman.
-
-He adored Patience Hancock for no perceptible earthly reason except that
-he had known her in short frocks, and besides this weak-minded adoration
-he regarded her as part and parcel of the business, and regarded her
-commands as equivalent to the commands of her brother.
-
-Of late years his interviews with Patience had been few, she had no need
-for him; and as he sat over his bachelor's fire at nights rubbing his
-shins and thinking and dreaming, sometimes across his recollective
-faculty would stray the old past, the confidences, the port, and the
-face of Patience Hancock all in a pleasant jumble.
-
-He felt that of late years, somehow, his power to please had in some
-mysterious manner waned, and, failing a more valid reason, he put it
-down to that change in things and people which is the saddest
-accompaniment of age.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-OMENS
-
-
-One day this late June, or one morning, rather, Miss Hancock's dreams of
-the future and her part in it became again troubled.
-
-James Hancock, to use a simile taken from the garden, showed signs of
-sprouting. A new hat had come home the night before from the hatter's,
-and he had bought a new necktie _himself_. Hitherto he had paid for his
-neckties and Patience had bought them, sombre neckties suitable to a
-lawyer and a celibate. This thing from Amery and Loders, a thing of
-lilac silk suitable enough for a man of twenty, caused Patience to stare
-when it appeared at breakfast one morning round the neck of her brother.
-
-But she said nothing, she poured out the tea and watched her brother
-opening his letters and reading his newspaper, and munching his toast.
-She listened to his remarks on the price of consols and the fall in
-Russian bonds, and his grumbles because the "bacon was fried to a
-cinder," just as she had watched and listened for the last thirty
-years. Then, when he had finished and departed, she rose and went
-downstairs to bully the cook and terrorise the maids, which
-accomplished, she retired to her own room to dress preparatory to going
-out.
-
-The house in Gordon Square had the solidity of structure and the gloom
-peculiar to the higher class houses in Bloomsbury. The great
-drawing-room had a chandelier that lived in a bag, and sofas and chairs
-arrayed in brown holland overalls; there were things in woolwork that
-Amelia Sedley might have worked, and abominations of art, deposited by
-the early Victorian age, struggled for pride of place with Georgian
-artistic attempts. The dining-room was furnished with solid mahogany,
-and everything in and about the place seemed solid and constructed with
-a view to eternity and the everlasting depression of man.
-
-A week's sojourn in this house explained much of a certain epoch in
-English History to the mind of the sojourner; at the termination of the
-visit one began to understand dimly the humours of Gillray and the
-fidelity to truth of that atmosphere of gloom pervading the pictures of
-Hogarth. One understood why, in that epoch, men drank deep, why women
-swooned and improved swooning into a fine art, why Society was generally
-beastly and brutal, and why great lords sat up all night soaking
-themselves with brandy and waiting to see the hangman turn off a couple
-of poor wretches in the dawn; also, why men hanged themselves without
-waiting for the hangman, alleging for reason "the spleen."
-
-Miss Hancock, having arranged herself to her own satisfaction, took her
-parasol from the stand in the hall, and departed on business bent.
-
-She held three books in her hand--the butcher's, the baker's, and the
-greengrocer's. She felt in a cheerful mood, as her programme included
-and commenced with an attack on the butcher--_Casus Belli_--an
-overcharge made on the last leg of mutton but one. Having defeated the
-butcher, and tackled the other unfortunates and paid them, she paused
-near Mudie's Library as if in thought. Then she made direct for
-Southampton Row and the office of her brother, where, as she entered the
-outer office, Bridgewater was emerging from the sanctum of his master,
-holding clutched to his breast an armful of books and papers.
-
-Bridgewater would have delighted the heart of John Leech. He had a red
-and almost perfectly round face; his spectacles were round, his body was
-round, his eyes were round, and the expression of his countenance, if I
-may be allowed the figure, was round. It was also slightly mazed; he
-seemed forever lost in a mild astonishment, the slightest thing out of
-the common, heightened this expression of chronic astonishment into one
-of acute amazement. A rat in the office, a fall in the funds, a clerk
-giving notice to leave, any of these little incidents was sufficient to
-wreathe the countenance of Mr Bridgewater with an expression that would
-not have been out of place had he been gazing upon the ruins of Pompeii,
-or the eruption of Mont Pelée. He had scanty white hair and enormous
-feet, and was, despite his bemazed look, a very acute old gentleman in
-business hours. The inside of his head was stuffed with facts like a
-Whitaker's almanac, and people turned to him for reference as they would
-turn to "Pratt's Law of Highways" or "Archbold's Lunacy."
-
-Bridgewater seeing Miss Hancock enter, released somewhat his tight hold
-on the books and papers, and they all slithered pell mell on to the
-floor. She nodded to him, and, stepping over the papers, tapped with the
-handle of her parasol at the door of the inner office. Mr Hancock was
-disengaged, and she went in, closing the door behind her carefully as
-though fearful of some secret escaping.
-
-She had no secret to communicate, however, and no business to transact,
-she only wanted a loan of Bridgewater for an hour to consult him about
-the lease of a house at Peckham. (Miss Hancock had money in her own
-right.) Having obtained the loan and stropped her brother's temper to a
-fine edge, so that he was sharp with the clerks and irritable with the
-clients till luncheon time, Miss Hancock took herself off, saying to the
-head clerk as she passed out, "I want you to come round to luncheon,
-Bridgewater, to consult you about a lease; my brother says he can spare
-you. Come at half-past one sharp; Good-day."
-
-"Well to be sure!" said Bridgewater scratching his encyclopædic head,
-and gazing in the direction of the doorway through which the lady had
-vanished.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-LAMBERT _V._ BEVAN
-
-
-Now the germinal spot of this veracious history consists in the fact
-that numbered amongst Mr James Hancock's most prized clients was a young
-gentleman of the name of Bevan; the gentleman, in short, whom Miss Fanny
-Lambert described as "frightfully rich and a beast."
-
-Mr Charles Maximilian Bevan, to give him his full title, inhabited a set
-of chambers in the "Albany," midway between the Piccadilly end and the
-end opening upon Vigo Street.
-
-He was a young man of about twenty-three years of age, of a not
-unpleasing but rather heavy appearance, absolutely unconscious of the
-humour that lay in himself or in the world around him, and possessed of
-a fine, furious, old-fashioned temper; a temper that would burst out
-over an ill-cooked beef steak or a missing stud, and which vented itself
-chiefly upon his valet Strutt. In most of us the port of our ancestors
-runs to gout; in Mr Bevan it ran to temper.
-
-He was a bachelor. Hamilton Cox, the author of "The Pillar of Salt,"
-once said that the Almighty had appointed Charles Bevan to be a
-bachelor, and that he had taken up his appointment. To his friends it
-seemed so, and it seemed a pity, for he was an orphan and very wealthy,
-and had no unpleasant vices. He possessed Highshot Towers and five
-thousand acres of land in the richest part of Buckinghamshire, a moor in
-Scotland which he let each autumn to a man from Chicago, and a house in
-Mayfair which he also let.
-
-Mr Bevan was not exactly a miser, but he was careful; no cabman ever
-received more from him than his legal fare; he studied the city news in
-the _Times_ each morning, and Strutt was kept informed as to the price
-of Consols by the state of his master's temper, also as to the dividends
-declared by the Great Northern, South Eastern, London North Western
-Railways, and the Glasgow Gas Works, in all of which concerns Mr Bevan
-was a heavy holder.
-
-In his life he had rarely been known to give a penny to a beggar man,
-yet each year he gave a good many pounds to the Charity Organisation
-Society, and the Hospitals, feeling sure that money invested in these
-institutions would not be misspent, and might even, perhaps, bear some
-shadowy dividend in the life to come.
-
-He had a horror of cardsharpers, poets, foreigners, inferior artists,
-and badly dressed people in general--every one, in fact, beyond the pale
-of what he was pleased to call "Respectability"--but beyond all these
-and above all these, he had a horror of spendthrifts.
-
-The Bevans had always been like that; there had been drinking Bevans,
-and fighting Bevans, and foolish Bevans of various descriptions, even
-open-handed Bevans, but there had never been a thoroughpaced squandering
-Bevan. Very different was it with the Lamberts, whose estate lay
-contiguous to that of Bevan, down in Bucks. How the Lamberts had held
-together as a family for four hundred years, certain; through the
-spacious times of Elizabeth, the questionable time of Charles, the
-winter of the Commonwealth; how the ship of Lambert passed entire
-between the Scylla of the Cocoa tree and the charybdis of Crockfords;
-how it weathered the roaring forties, are question constituting a
-problem indissoluble, even when we take into account the known capacity
-of the Lamberts for trimming, swashbuckling and good fellowship
-generally. A problem, however, upon which the present story will,
-perhaps, cast some light.
-
-How jolly Jack Lambert played with Gerald Fiennes till he lost his
-house, his horses, his carriages, and his deaf and dumb negro servant.
-How with a burst of laughter he staked his wife and won back his negro,
-staked both, and retrieved his horses and his carriages, and at five
-o'clock of a bright May morning rose from the table having eternally
-broken and ruined Fiennes, was a story current in the days when William,
-the first of the Bevans, was a sober cloth merchant in Wych Street, and
-Charles, the first of the Stuarts, held his pleasant Court at
-Windsor--_Carpe Diem_, it was the motto of jolly Jack Lambert. _Festina
-Lente_ said William of the cloth-yard.
-
-The houses of Bevan and Lambert had never agreed, brilliancy and dulness
-rarely do, they had intermarried, however, with the result that the
-present George Lambert and the present Charles Bevan were cousins of a
-sort, cousins that had never spoken one to the other, and, moreover, at
-the present moment, were engaged, as we know, in active litigation as to
-the rights of fishing in an all but fishless stream some twelve feet
-broad, which separated the estates and the kinsmen.
-
-Some twelve months previously it appears Strutt being sent down to
-Highshot Towers to superintend some alterations, had found in the
-gun-room a fishing-rod, and yielding to his cockney instincts, had
-fished, catching by some miracle a dilapidated looking jack.
-
-He had promptly been set upon and beaten by a person whom Lambert called
-his keeper, and who, according to Strutt, swam the stream like an otter,
-hit him in the eye, broke the rod, and vanished with the jack.
-
-So began the memorable action of Bevan _v._ Lambert, which, having been
-won in the Queen's Bench by Charles Bevan, was now at the date of our
-story, waiting its turn to appear before the Lords Justices of Appeal.
-It was stated, such was the animus with which this lawsuit was
-conducted, that George Lambert was cutting down timber to defray the
-costs of the lawyers, a fallacious statement, for the estate of Lambert
-was mortgaged beyond the hope of redemption.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-THE BEVAN TEMPER
-
-
-On a fine morning, two days after Miss Lambert's visit to Mr Hancock, Mr
-Bevan entered his sitting-room in the "Albany" dressed for going out. He
-wore a tea rose in his buttonhole, and Strutt, who followed his master,
-bore in his hands a glossy silk hat far more carefully than if it had
-been a baby.
-
-A most comfortably furnished and tastefully upholstered room was this in
-which Charles Bevan smoked his one cigar and drank his one whisky and
-seltzer before retiring to bed each night; everything spoke of an
-orderly and well-regulated mind; of books there were few in bindings
-sedate as their subject matter, and they had the air of prisoners rarely
-released from the narrow cases that contained them. On the walls hung a
-series of Gillray's engravings depicting "the flagitious absurdities of
-the French during their occupation of Egypt." On the table reposed the
-_Field_, the _Times_, and the _Spectator_ (uncut).
-
-"But what the deuce can he _want_?" said Charles, who was holding an
-open letter in his hand. It was a letter from the family lawyer asking
-his attendance in Southampton Row at his earliest convenience.
-
-"Maybe," said Strutt, blowing away a speck of dust that had dared to
-settle on the hat, "Maybe, sir, it's about the lawsuit."
-
-Bevan put the letter in his pocket, took his hat and stick from the
-faithful Strutt and departed.
-
-He made for "Brooks'."
-
-Mr Bevan patronised "Brooks'" and the "Reform."
-
-In the deserted smoking-room of "Brooks'" he sat down to write some
-letters, and here followeth the correspondence of a modern Chesterfield.
-
-
- "TO J. HOLDSWORTH,
- HAY STREET, PIMLICO.
-
- "Sir,--The thing you sent for my inspection yesterday is no use.
- I'm not anxious to buy camels. Please do not trouble any more in
- the matter. I wasted half an hour over this yesterday and my time
- is valuable if the time of your groom is not.--Yours truly,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MRS NEURAPATH,
- Secretary to Neurapath's Home for
- Lost and Starving Cats, BERMONDSEY.
-
- "Madam,--In answer to your third demand for a contribution to your
- funds, I write to tell you that it is my fixed rule never to
- contribute to private charities.--Yours, etc.,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MESSRS TEITZ;
- Breeches Makers, OXFORD STREET.
-
- "Sir,--Please send your foreman to see me in the 'Albany' to-morrow
- at ten A.M. The breeches don't fit.--Yours, etc.,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MISS PAMELA PURSEHOUSE,
- THE ROOST, ROOKHURST, KENT.
-
- "My Dearest Pam,--Just a line scribbled in a hurry to say I will be
- down in a few days. I am writing this at 'Brooks''. It's a
- beautiful morning, but I expect it will be a scorching day, like
- yesterday, it's always the way with this beastly climate, one is
- either scorched, or frozen, or drowned. Just as I am writing this,
- old Sir John Blundell has come into the room, he's the most
- terrible bore, mad on roses and can't talk of anything else, he's
- fidgetting about behind me trying to attract my attention, so I
- have to keep on writing and pretending not to see him. I'm sorry
- the buff Orpington cock is dead, was he the one who took the first
- prize? I'll get you another if you let me know where to send. I
- _think_ there are some buff Orpingtons at Highshot but am not sure,
- I don't take any interest in hens--only of course in yours. They
- say hen-farming pays on a big scale, but I don't see where the
- profit can come in. Thank goodness, that old fool Blundell has just
- gone out--now I must stop,--With love, ever yours (etc., etc.),
-
- "CHARLEY."
-
-
-The author of this modern Englishman's love letter, having stamped and
-deposited his correspondence in the club letter-box, entered the hansom
-which had been called for him, and proceeded to his solicitor, James
-Hancock, of the firm of Hancock & Hancock, Southampton Row.
-
-When Bevan was shown in, Mr Hancock was seated at his desk table,
-writing a letter with a quill pen. He tossed his spectacles up on his
-forehead and held out his hand.
-
-"I am sorry to have put you to the inconvenience of calling," said he,
-crossing his legs, and playing with a paper knife, "but the fact is, I
-have received a communication from the other side, who seem anxious to
-bring this affair to a conclusion."
-
-"Oh, do they?" said Charles Bevan.
-
-"The fact is," continued the elder gentleman slapping his knee with the
-flat of the paper knife as he spoke, "the fact is, Mr George Lambert is
-in very great financial straits, and if the truth were known, I verily
-believe the truth would be that he is quite insolvent."
-
-Charles made no reply.
-
-"But he will go on fighting the case, unless we can come to terms, even
-though he has to borrow money for the purpose, for he is a very
-litigious man this Mr George Lambert, a very litigious man!"
-
-"Well, let him fight," cried Charles; "_I_ ask nothing better."
-
-"Still," said the old lawyer, "I thought it better to lay before you the
-suggestion that has come from the other side, and which is simply
-this----" He paused, drew a tortoiseshell snuff-box from his pocket, and
-took a furious pinch of snuff. "Which is simply this, that each party
-pay their own costs, and that the fishing rights be shared equally. We
-beat them in the Queen's Bench, but when the matter comes before the
-Court of Appeal, who knows but----"
-
-"Pay _what_?" cried Charles Bevan. "Pay my own costs after having fought
-so long, and nearly beaten this pirate, this poacher! Show me the
-letter containing this proposal, this infamous suggestion."
-
-"Dear me, dear me, my dear sir, pray do not take the matter so
-crookedly," cried the man of law lowering his spectacles and beginning
-to mend a quill pen in an irritable manner. "There is nothing infamous
-in this proposal, and indeed it reached me not through the mediumship of
-a letter, but of a young lady. Mr George Lambert's daughter called upon
-me in person, a most--er--charming young lady. She gave me to understand
-from her conversation--her most artless conversation--that her
-unfortunate father is on the brink, the verge, I may say the verge of
-ruin. But he himself does not see it, pig-headed man that he is. In fact
-she, the young lady herself, does not seem to see it. Dear me, dear me,
-their condition makes me shudder."
-
-"When did she call?" asked Bevan.
-
-"Two days ago," blurted out the old lawyer splitting the quill and
-nearly cutting his finger with the penknife.
-
-"Why was I not informed sooner of this disgraceful proposition,"
-demanded Bevan.
-
-"I declare I have been so busy----" said the other.
-
-"Well, tell George Lambert, I will fight as long as I have teeth to
-fight with, and if I lose the action I'll break him anyhow," foamed
-Charles who was now in the old-fashioned port-wine temper, which was an
-heirloom in the Bevan family. "I'll buy up his mortgages and foreclose,
-tell his wretched daughter----"
-
-"Mr Bevan," suddenly interposed the lawyer, "Miss Fanny Lambert is a
-most charming lady for whom I have a deep respect--I may say a very deep
-respect--the suggestion came from her informally. I doubt indeed if Mr
-George Lambert would listen to any proposals for an amicable settlement,
-he declares you have treated him, to use his expression--er--not as one
-gentleman should treat another."
-
-Charles turned livid.
-
-"Where does this Lambert live now?"
-
-"At present he resides I believe, at his town house 'The Laurels,'
-Highgate----. Why! Mr Bevan----"
-
-Charles had risen.
-
-"He said I was not a gentleman, did he? and you listened to him, I
-suppose, and agreed with him, and you--no matter, I'll be my own
-solicitor, I'll go and see him, and tell him he ought to be ashamed of
-tampering with my business people through the medium of his daughter.
-Yes, we'll see--'The Laurels' Highgate."
-
-"Mr Bevan, Mr Bevan!" cried old James Hancock in despair.
-
-But Mr Bevan was gone, strutting out like an enraged turkey-cock through
-the outer office.
-
-"I am afraid I have but made matters worse, I am afraid I have but made
-matters worse," moaned the peace-loving Mr Hancock, rubbing his
-shrivelled hands together in an agony of discomfiture, whilst Charles
-Bevan hailed a cab outside, determined to have it out man to man with
-this cousin who had dared to say that a Bevan had behaved in a
-dishonourable manner.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-AT "THE LAURELS"
-
-
-Up in Highgate an hour later you might have seen a hansom driving about,
-pausing here and there to ask of policemen, pedestrians, and others for
-"The Laurels."
-
-"There's a' many Laurels," said the milkman, who was also the first
-director, and so after awhile Mr Bevan found to his cost.
-
-But at last they found, with the aid of a local directory, the right
-one, a spacious house built of red brick seen through an avenue of lime
-trees all abuzz with bees.
-
-There was no sign of life in the little gate lodge, and the entrance
-gate was pushed back; the orderly eye of Charles Bevan noticed that it
-was half off its hinges; also, that the weeds in the avenue were
-rampant.
-
-A laburnum had pushed its way through the limes, and a peony, as large
-almost as a cabbage, had laid its head on the avenue-way, presenting a
-walk-over-me-_I_-don't-care appearance, quite in accordance with the
-general aspect of things.
-
-The hansom drew up at the door and the traveller from Southampton Row
-flung away his cigar end, alighted, and ran up the three steps leading
-to the porch. He rang the bell, and then stood wondering at the
-luxuriance of the wisteria that overspread the porch, and contemplating
-the hind hocks of the cab-horse which had been fired.
-
-What he was about to do or say when he found himself in the presence of
-his enemy was not very clear to the mind of Mr Bevan. What did occur to
-him was that George Lambert would have the advantage over him in the
-interview, seeing that he would be in his own house--on his own
-dunghill, so to speak.
-
-He might have got into the hansom and returned to town, but that would
-have been an admission to himself that he had committed a fault, and to
-admit themselves in fault, even to themselves, was never a way with the
-Bevans.
-
-So he rang and waited, and rang again.
-
-Presently shuffling footsteps sounded from behind the door which opened
-some two inches, disclosing a pale, blue eye, part of a nose, and an
-uncertain coloured fringe.
-
-"What do you want?" cried a voice through the crack.
-
-"Does Mr George Lambert live here?"
-
-"He does, but he's from home."
-
-"Dear me," murmured Charles, whose curiosity was now greatly aroused by
-the neglected aspect of the place and the mysterious personage hidden by
-the door. He felt a great desire to penetrate further into the affairs
-of his enemy and see what was to be seen.
-
-"Is Miss Lambert in?"
-
-"Yus."
-
-"Then give her my card, please. I would like to speak to her."
-
-The person behind the door undid the chain, satisfied evidently by
-Bevan's voice and appearance that he was not a dun or a robber. The door
-opened disclosing a servant maid, very young and very dirty.
-
-This ash-cat took the piece of pasteboard, and made a pretence of
-reading it, invited Charles to enter, and then closing the door, and
-barring it this time as if to keep him in, should he try to escape, led
-the way across a rather empty hall to a library.
-
-Here she invited him to sit down upon a chair, having first dusted it
-with her apron, and declaring that she would send Miss Fanny to him in
-"a minit," vanished, and left him to his meditations.
-
-"Most extraordinary place," said Charles, glancing round at the books in
-their cases. "Most extraordinary place I ever entered."
-
-As he looked about him, he heard the youthful servant's voice raised now
-to its highest pitch, and calling "Miss Fanny, Miss Fanny, Miss
-F-a-a-anny" and dying away as if in back passages.
-
-The library was evidently much inhabited by the Lamberts; it was
-pleasantly perfumed with tobacco, and in the grate lay the expiring
-embers of a morning fire. The Lamberts were evidently not of the order
-of people who extinguish their fires on the first of May. There were
-whips and fishing-rods, and a gun or two here and there, and books
-everywhere about, besides those on the shelves. The morning paper lay
-spread open on the floor, where it had been cast by the last reader, and
-on the floor lay other things, which in most houses are to be found on
-tables, envelopes crumpled up, letters, and other trifles.
-
-On a little table by the window grew an orange-tree in a flower-pot,
-bearing oranges as large as marrow-fat peas; through the half-open
-window came wasps in and out, the perfume of mignonette and the murmur
-of distant bees.
-
-He came to the window and looked out.
-
-Outside lay the ruins of a garden bathed in the golden light of summer,
-the light that
-
-
- "Speaks wide and loud
- From deeps blown clean of cloud,
- As though day's heart were proud
- And heaven's were glad."
-
-
-Beyond lay a paddock in whose centre lay the wraith of a tennis lawn;
-the net hung shrivelled between the tottering poles, and close to the
-net he saw the forlorn figure of a girl playing what seemed a fantastic
-game of tennis all alone.
-
-She would hit the ball into the air and strike it back when it fell; if
-it went over the net she would jump after it.
-
-Now appeared the slattern maid, card between finger and thumb, picking
-her way like a cat along the tangled garden path in the direction of the
-girl.
-
-Mr Bevan turned away from the window and looked at the books lining the
-wall, his eye travelling from Humboldt's works to the tooled back of
-Milton--he was trying to recollect who Schopenhauer was--when of a
-sudden the door opened and an amazingly pretty girl of the old-fashioned
-school of beauty entered the room. She was dark, and she came into the
-room laughing, yet with a half-frightened air as if fearful of being
-caught missing from some old canvas.
-
-"You won't tell," said she as they shook hands like intimate
-acquaintances. "If father knew I had asked Mr Hancock, you know what,
-he'd kill me; I really believe he would." She put down her tennis
-racquet on the table, her hat she had left outside, and evidently in a
-hurry, to judge by the delightful disorder of her hair.
-
-Mr Bevan, who was trying to stiffen his lip and appear very formal, had
-taken his seat on a low chair which made him feel dwarfed and
-ridiculous. He had also, unfortunately, left his hat on the table some
-yards away, and so had nothing with which to occupy his hands; he was,
-therefore, entirely at the mercy of Miss Lambert, who had taken an
-armchair near by, and was now chattering to him with the familiarity,
-almost, of a sister.
-
-"It seems so fortunate, you know," said she suddenly, discarding a
-discussion about the weather. "It seems so fortunate that idea of mine
-of speaking to Mr Hancock. I hate fighting with people, but father
-_loves_ it; he'd fight with himself, I think, if he could find no one
-else, and still, if you knew him, he's the sweetest-tempered person in
-the world, he is, he would do anything for anybody, he would lay his
-life down for a friend. But you will know him now, now that that
-terrible affair about the fish stream is settled."
-
-Mr Bevan swallowed rapidly and cast frantic glances at his hat. Had
-Miss Lambert been of the ordinary type of girl he might possibly have
-intimated that the fish stream business was not so settled as she
-supposed, but with this sweet-tongued and friendly beauty, it was
-impossible. He felt deeply exasperated at the false position in which he
-found himself, and was endeavouring to prepare some reply of a
-non-committal character when, of a sudden, his eye caught a direful
-sight, which for a moment made him forget both fish stream and false
-position--the little boot of Miss Lambert peeping from beneath her skirt
-was old and broken.
-
-"I would not deny him anything, goodness knows," continued Fanny
-Lambert, as if she were talking of a child. "But this action _costs_
-such a lot, and there are so many people he could fight cheaply with if
-he wants to," she broke into an enchanting little laugh. "I think,
-really, it's the expense that makes him think so much of it; he has a
-horror of cheap things."
-
-"Cheap things are never much good," conceded Mr Bevan, upon whose mind a
-dreadful sort of imbecility had now fallen, his will cried out
-frantically to his intellect for help, and received none. Here had he
-come to demand explanations, to put his foot down--alas! what is the
-will of man beside the beauty of a woman?
-
-"That's what father says," said Fanny. "But as for me, I love them, that
-is to say bargains, you know."
-
-The door burst open and a sort of poodle walked in, he was not exactly
-Russian and not exactly French, he had points of an Irish water-spaniel.
-Bevan gazed at him and marvelled.
-
-Having inspected the pattern of the visitor's trousers, and seeming
-therewith content Boy-Boy--such was his name--flung himself on the floor
-and into sleep beside his mistress.
-
-"He sleeps all day," said Fanny, "and I wish he wouldn't, for he spends
-the whole night barking and rushing after the cats in the garden. Isn't
-he just like a door mat, and doesn't he snore?"
-
-"He certainly does."
-
-"I got him for three and sixpence and an old pair of boots from one of
-those travelling men who grind scissors and things," said Miss Lambert,
-looking lovingly at her bargain. "He was half starved and _so_ thin. He
-ate a whole leg of mutton the first day we had him."
-
-"That was very unwise," said Mr Bevan, who always shone on the topic of
-dogs or horses; "you should never give dogs much meat."
-
-"He took it," said Fanny. "It was so clever of him, he hid it in the
-garden and buried the bone--who is that at the door, is that you,
-Susannah?"
-
-"Luncheon is ready, Miss," said the voice of Susannah, who spoke in a
-muted tone as if she were announcing some unsavoury fact of which she
-was half ashamed.
-
-Charles Bevan rose to go.
-
-"Oh, but you'll stay to luncheon," said Fanny.
-
-"I really--I have an engagement--that is a cab waiting." Then addressing
-his remarks to the eyes of Miss Lambert, "I shall be delighted if such a
-visitation does not bore you."
-
-"Not a bit--Susannah, hang Mr Bevan's hat up in the hall. Come this
-way."
-
-Mr Bevan followed his hostess across the hall to the breakfast-room; as
-he followed he heard with a shudder Susannah attempting to hang his hat
-on the high hall rack, and the hat falling off and being pursued about
-the floor.
-
-Luncheon was laid in a free-handed and large-hearted manner. Three
-whitings on a dish of Sheffield plate formed the _piece de résistance_,
-there was jam which appeared frankly in a pot pictured with plums, but
-in the centre of the table stood a vase of Venetian glass filled with
-roses.
-
-As they took their seats Susannah, who had apparently been seized with
-an inspiration, appeared conveying a bottle of Böllinger in one hand,
-and a bottle of Gold-water in the other.
-
-"I brought them from the cellar, Miss," said the maid with a side glance
-at Charles--she was a good-natured-looking girl when not defending the
-hall door, but her under jaw seemed like the avenue gate, half off its
-hinges, and her intellect to be always oozing away through her half-open
-mouth. "They were the best I could find."
-
-"That's right, Susannah," said her mistress; "try if you can get one of
-those little bottles of port, the ones with red seals on them and
-cobwebs; and close the door."
-
-Mr Bevan opened the champagne and helped himself, Miss Lambert
-announcing the fact that she was a teetotaler.
-
-"There is a man in the kitchen," said she, after an apology for the
-general disorder of things, and for the whiting which were but
-indifferently cooked. "James, you know, and when he is in the kitchen
-whilst meals are being prepared Susannah loses her head and often spoils
-things. Father generally sends him out to dig in the garden whilst she
-is cooking. I didn't send him to-day because he won't take orders from
-me, only from father. He says a man cannot serve two masters; he is
-always making proverbs and things, his father was a stationer and he has
-written poetry. He might have been anything only for his wife, he told
-me so the other night. It _does_ seem such a pity."
-
-"Yes," said Charles tentatively, wondering who "James, you know" might
-be.
-
-"What is he?"
-
-"He's in the law," said Miss Lambert cautiously, then after a moment's
-hesitation, "I don't see why I shouldn't tell you, you are our cousin.
-Father had a debt and----"
-
-"You don't mean to say he's----"
-
-"Yes, he has come to take possession as they call it."
-
-Mr Bevan laid down his knife and fork.
-
-"Good gracious!"
-
-"I never cried so much as when he came," said Fanny, stroking the head
-of Boy-Boy, who was resting beside her; "it seemed so terrible. I never
-knew what a comfort he would turn out; he fetches the coals for Susannah
-and pumps the water. It sounds strange to say it, but I don't know what
-we should do without him now."
-
-"Oh, you poor child," thought Charles, "how much you must have suffered
-at the hands of that pig-headed fool of a father of yours--to think of a
-good estate coming to this!"
-
-"Tell me," he said aloud, "how long has that man been here?"
-
-"A week," said Fanny, "but it seems a year."
-
-"Who--er--put him in."
-
-"A Mr Isaacs."
-
-"What was the debt for, Cousin Fanny?"
-
-"We went to Paris."
-
-"I don't----"
-
-"I wanted to go to Paris, and father said I should, but he would have to
-think first about the money. Then he went into the library, and took me
-on his knee, and smoked a pipe. He always gets money when he sits and
-has what he calls a 'good think' and smokes a pipe. So he got the money
-and we went to Paris. We had a lovely time!"
-
-"And then," said Bevan with an expression on his face as if he were
-listening to a fairy tale which he _had_ to believe, "I suppose Mr
-Isaacs applied for his money?"
-
-"He sent most impertinent letters," said Fanny, "and I told father not
-to mind them, then James came."
-
-Mr Bevan went on with his luncheon, all his anger against his cousin,
-George Lambert, had vanished. Anger is impossible to a sane mind when
-the object of that anger turns out to be a lunatic.
-
-He went on with his luncheon; though the whiting were indifferently
-cooked, the champagne was excellent, and his hostess exquisite. It was
-hard to tell which was more attractive, her face or her voice, for the
-voice of Miss Lambert was one of those fatal voices that we hear perhaps
-twice in a lifetime, and never forget, perfectly modulated golden,
-soothing--maddening.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-"WHAT TALES ARE THESE?"
-
-
-"Now tell me," said Mr Bevan, they were walking in the garden after
-luncheon, "tell me, Cousin Fanny"--Miss Lambert, had vanished with the
-Böllinger--"don't you think your father is a little
-bit--er--extravagant?"
-
-"He may be a bit extravagant," murmured Fanny, plucking a huge daisy and
-putting it in her belt. "But then--he is such a dear, and I know he
-tries to economise all he can, he sold the carriage and horse only a
-month ago, and just look at the garden! he wont go to the expense of a
-gardener but does it all himself; it would be disgraceful only it's so
-lovely, with all the things running wild; see, here is one of his garden
-gloves."
-
-She picked a glove out of a thorn bush and kissed it, and put it in her
-pocket.
-
-"He does the garden himself!"
-
-"He and James."
-
-"You don't mean----"
-
-"Mr Isaacs' man, they have dug up a lot of ground over there and planted
-asparagus. James was a gardener once, but as I have told you, he had
-misfortunes and had to take to the law. He is awfully poor, and his wife
-is ill; they live in a little street near Artesian Road, and father has
-been to see her; he came with me, and we brought her some wine; I
-carried it in a basket. See, is not that a beautiful rose?" she smiled
-at the rose, and Charles could not but admire her beauty.
-
-"And then," resumed Fanny, the smile fading as the wind turned the
-rose's face away, "father is so unfortunate, all the people he lends
-money to won't pay him back, and stocks and shares and things go up and
-down, and always the wrong way, so he says, and he gets into such a rage
-with the house because he can't mortgage it--it was left in trust for
-me--and we _can't_ let it, so we have to live in it."
-
-"Why can you not let it?"
-
-"Because of the ghost."
-
-"Good gracious goodness!" gobbled Charles, taking the cigar from his
-mouth. "What nonsense are you talking, Cousin Fanny? Ghost! there are no
-such things as ghosts."
-
-"_Aren't_ there?" said Fanny. "I wish you saw our one."
-
-"Do you really mean to try to make me believe----" cried Charles, then
-he foundered, tied up in his own vile English.
-
-"We did let it once, a year ago, to a Major Sawyer," said Fanny, and she
-smiled down the garden path at some presumably pleasant vision. "It was
-in May; we let it to him for three months and went down to Ramsgate to
-economise. Major Sawyer moved in on a Friday; I remember that, for the
-next day was Saturday, and I shall never forget that Saturday.
-
-"We were sitting at breakfast, when a telegram was brought, it was from
-the Major, and it was from the South Kensington Hotel; it said, as well
-as I can remember, 'Call without a moment's delay.'"
-
-"Of course we thought 'The Laurels' were burnt down, and you can fancy
-the fright we were in, for it's not insured--at least the furniture
-isn't."
-
-"Not insured!" groaned Charles.
-
-"No; father says houses never catch fire if they are not insured, and he
-wouldn't trust himself not to set it on fire if it _was_ insured, so
-it's not insured."
-
-"Go on."
-
-"Let us sit down on this seat. Well, of course we thought we were
-ruined, and father was perfectly wild to get up to town and know the
-worst, he can't stand suspense. He wanted to take a special train, and
-there was a terrible scene at the station; you know we have Irish blood
-in us: his mother was Irish, and Fanny Lambert, my great-grandmother,
-the one that hung herself, was an Irishwoman. There was a terrible scene
-at the station, because they wouldn't take father's cheque for the extra
-twenty-five pounds for the special train. 'I tell you I'm _ruined_,'
-said father, but the station-master, a horrible little man with
-whiskers, said he couldn't help that. Oh! the world is horribly cold and
-cruel," said Fanny, drawing closer to her companion, "when one is in a
-strange place, where one doesn't know people. Once father gets to know
-people he can do anything with them, for every one loves him. The wife
-of the hotel-keeper where we stayed in Paris wept when we had to go away
-without our luggage."
-
-"I should think so."
-
-"You see we only took half of the money we got from Mr Isaacs to Paris;
-we locked half of it up in the bureau in the library for fear we would
-spend it, then when the fortnight was up we hadn't enough for the bill.
-Father wanted to leave Boy-Boy, but they said they'd sooner keep the
-luggage. They were very nice over it, the hotel-keeper and his wife, but
-people are horrid when they don't know one.
-
-"Well, we came by a later train, and found Major Sawyer waiting for us
-at the South Kensington Hotel. He was such a funny old man with fiery
-eyes and white hair that stood up. We did not see Mrs Sawyer, so we
-supposed she had been burnt in the fire; but we scarcely had time to
-think, for the Major began to abuse father for having let him such a
-house.
-
-"I was awfully frightened, and father listened to the abuse quite
-meekly, you see he thought Mrs Sawyer was burnt. Then it came out that
-there had been no fire, and I saw father lift up his head, and put his
-chin out, and I stopped my ears and shut my eyes."
-
-"I suppose he gave it to old Sawyer."
-
-"Didn't he! Mrs Sawyer told me afterwards that the Major had never been
-spoken to so before since he left school, and that it had done him a
-world of good--poor old thing!"
-
-"But what was it all about--I mean what made him leave the house?"
-
-"Why, the ghost, to be sure. The first night he was in the house he went
-poking about looking for burglars, and saw it or heard it, I forget
-which; they say he did not stop running till he reached the police
-station, and that's nearly a mile away, and he wouldn't come back but
-took a cab to the hotel in his pyjamas. But the funny thing is, that
-ever since the day father abused him, he has been our best friend; he's
-helped us in money matters lots of times, and he always sends us hares
-and things when he goes shooting. The ghost always brings us luck when
-she can--always."
-
-"You believe in Luck?"
-
-"I believe in everything, so does father."
-
-"And this ghost, it's a 'she' you said, I think?"
-
-"It's Fanny Lambert."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"My great-grandmother."
-
-"Tell me about her," said Charles, lighting a new cigar and leaning back
-luxuriously on the seat.
-
-The seat was under a chestnut tree, before them lay a little
-wilderness, sunflowers unburst from the bud, stocks, and clove pinks.
-
-In its centre stood a moss-grown sun-dial bearing this old dial
-inscription in Latin, "The hours pass and are numbered." From this
-wilderness of a garden came the drone of bees, a dreamy sound that
-seemed to refute the motto upon the dial.
-
-"She lived," said Fanny, "a hundred, or maybe two hundred, years ago;
-anyhow it was in the time of the Regency--and I wish to goodness I had
-lived then."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"Oh, it must have been such fun."
-
-"How do you know about the time of the Regency?"
-
-"I have read about it in the library, there are a lot of old books about
-it, and one of them is in handwriting, not in print. You know in those
-times the Lamberts lived here at 'The Laurels,' just as we do, that's
-what makes the house so old; and the Prince Regent used to drive up here
-in a carriage and pair of coal-black horses. He was in love with Mrs
-Lambert, and she was in love with him. I don't wonder at her."
-
-"Well, you ought to wonder at her," said Charles in a hectoring voice,
-blowing a cloud of smoke at a bumble-bee that had alighted on Fanny's
-dress, and was rubbing its hands together as if in satisfaction at the
-prosperous times and the plenty of flowers.
-
-"Don't blow smoke at the poor thing. Isn't he fat!--there, he is gone.
-Why ought I to wonder at her?"
-
-"Because she was married."
-
-"Why shouldn't she be married?"
-
-"Ahem!" said Charles, clearing his throat.
-
-"Why?"
-
-"I meant to say that she should not have loved the Prince."
-
-"Why not? he was awfully good to them. Do you know George, Fanny's
-husband, must have been very like father; he was like him in face, for
-we have a miniature of him, but he was like him in other ways, too. He
-would sit up at Crockfords--what _was_ Crockfords?"
-
-"A kind of club, I believe."
-
-"He would sit up at Crockfords playing cards all night, and he killed a
-man once by hitting him over the head with a poker; the jury said the
-man died of apoplexy, but he kept the man's wife and children always
-afterwards, and that is just what father would have done."
-
-"I know," said Charles, "at least I can imagine him; but, all the same,
-I don't think you know what marriage is."
-
-"Oh yes, I do!"
-
-"What is it, then?"
-
-"It's a blessed state," said Fanny, breaking into a joyous laugh; "at
-least I read so in some old book."
-
-"We were talking of the Prince Regent, I think," said Charles rather
-stiffly.
-
-"Were we? Oh yes, I remember. Well, they loved each other so much that
-the old book said it was a matter of common rumour, whatever that means.
-One night at Crockfords Mr Bevan--he was an ancestor of yours--flew into
-a frightful temper over some nonsense--a misdeal at cards I think it
-was--and called George Lambert a name, an awfully funny name; what was
-this it was? let me think----"
-
-"Don't think, don't think, go on with the story," cried Charles in an
-agony.
-
-"And George Lambert slapped Mr Bevan's face, and serve him right, too."
-
-"What is that you say?" cried Charles, wattling like a turkey-cock.
-
-"I said serve him right!" cried Fanny, clenching her little fists.
-
-"Look here----" said Charles, then suddenly he became dumb, whilst the
-breeze wandered with a rustling sound through the desolate garden,
-bearing with it from some distant street the voice of a man crying
-"Herrings," as if to remind them that Highgate was no longer the
-Highgate of the Regency.
-
-"Well?" said Fanny, still with a trace of defiance in her tone.
-
-"Nothing," answered Charles meekly. "Go on with your story."
-
-Fanny nestled closer to him as if to make up, and went on:
-
-"The Prince was in the room, and every one said he turned pale; some
-people said he cried out, 'My God, what an occurrence!' and some people
-said he cried out, 'Gentlemen, gentlemen!' And the old Marquis of Bath
-dropped his snuff-box, though what that has to do with the story I don't
-know.
-
-"At all events, the Prince left immediately, for he had an appointment
-to meet Fanny, and have supper with her. He must have said something
-nasty to her, for instead of having supper with him, she took a carriage
-and drove home here. She seemed greatly distressed; the servants said
-she spent the night walking up and down the blue corridor crying out, 'O
-that I ever loved such a man!' and 'Who would have thought men were so
-cruel!' Then, when her husband came back from fighting a duel with Mr
-Bevan, she was gone. All her jewels were gone too; she must have hidden
-them somewhere, for they were never found again.
-
-"They found her hanging in a clothes closet quite dead; she had hung
-herself with her garters--she must have had a very small neck, I'm sure
-I couldn't hang myself with mine--and now she haunts the corridor
-beckoning to people to follow her."
-
-"Have you ever seen her?"
-
-"No, but I am sure I have heard her at nights sometimes, when the wind
-is high. Father O'Mahony wanted to lay her, but I told father not to let
-him, she's said to be so lucky."
-
-"Lucky, indeed, to lose you a good tenant!"
-
-"It was the luckiest thing she ever did, for the hotel was awfully
-expensive."
-
-"Why did you not take apartments, then?"
-
-"Oh, they are so lonely and so poky, and landladies rob one so."
-
-"Is your father a Roman Catholic?"
-
-"He is."
-
-"What are you?"
-
-"I am nothing," said Fanny, proclaiming her simple creed with all the
-simplicity of childhood, and a smile that surely was reflected on the
-Recording Angel's face as he jotted down her reply.
-
-"Does your _father_ know of this state of your mind?" asked Charles in a
-horrified voice.
-
-"Yes, and he is always trying to convert me to 'the faith,' as he calls
-it. We have long arguments, and I always beat him. When he can find
-nothing more to say, he always scratches his dear old head and says,
-'Anyhow you're baptised, and that's one comfort,' then we talk of other
-things, but he did convert me once."
-
-"How was that?"
-
-"I was in a hurry to try on a frock," said this valuable convert to the
-Church; "at least the dressmaker was waiting, so I gave in, but only for
-once."
-
-"What do you believe in, then?" asked Charles, glancing fearfully at
-the female atheist by his side, who had taken her garden hat from her
-head and was swinging it by the ribbon.
-
-"I believe in being good, and I believe in father, and I believe one
-ought always to make every one as happy as possible and be kind to
-animals. I believe people who ill-treat animals go to hell--at least, I
-hope they do."
-
-"Do you believe in heaven?" asked Mr Bevan in a pained voice.
-
-"Of course I do."
-
-"Then you are _not_ an atheist," in a voice of relief.
-
-"Of course I'm not. Who said I was?"
-
-"You did."
-
-"I didn't. I'd sooner die than be an atheist. One came here to dinner
-once; he had a red beard, and smoked shag in the drawing-room. Ugh! such
-a man!"
-
-"Do you believe in God?"
-
-"I used to, when I was a child. I was always told He would strike me
-dead if I told a lie, and then I found that He didn't. It was like the
-man who lived in the oven. I was always told that the Black Man who
-lived in the oven would run away with me if I stole the jam; and one
-day I stole the jam, and opened the oven door and looked in. I was in a
-terrible fright, but there wasn't any man there."
-
-"It's very strange," said Charles.
-
-"That there wasn't a man there?"
-
-"I was referring," said Charles stiffly, "to such thoughts in the mind
-of one so young as you are."
-
-"Oh, I'm as old as the hills," cried Fanny in the voice of a _blasé_
-woman of the world, making a grab at a passing moth and then flinging
-her hat after it, "as old as the--mercy! what's that?"
-
-"Miss Fanny!" cried the voice of Susannah, who was lowing like a cow
-through garden and shrubbery in search of her missing mistress, "Miss
-Fah-ny, Miss----"
-
-"That's tea," said Fanny, rising, and leading the way to the house.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-ASPARAGUS AND CATS
-
-
-Charles Bevan followed his cousin to the house. His orderly mind could
-never have imagined of its own volition a _ménage_ like that of the
-Lamberts. He revolted at it, yet felt strangely fascinated. It was like
-watching people dancing on a tight rope half cut in two, sailors
-feasting and merry-making on a sinking wreck, children plucking flowers
-on the crumbling edge of a cliff.
-
-Tea was laid in state in the drawing-room, a lovely old room with
-tapestried walls, and windows that opened upon the garden; or at least
-that part of it which had been robbed of its roses and converted into a
-kitchen-garden during one of George Lambert's economical fits.
-
-"That is the asparagus bed," said Fanny proudly.
-
-It was like a badly-ploughed field, and Charles' eye travelled slowly
-over its ridges and hollows.
-
-"Have you a potato bed?" he asked, his mind subconsciously estimating
-the size of the Lamberts' Highgate estate on the basis that their potato
-crop was in proportion to their asparagus.
-
-"Oh, we buy our potatoes and cabbages and things," said Fanny; "they are
-cheap."
-
-"But asparagus takes such a time to grow--four years, I think it is."
-
-"Oh, surely not so long as that?" said the girl, taking her seat at the
-tea-table. "Why, oak trees would grow quicker than that; besides, James
-said we would have splendid asparagus next spring, and he was a
-professed gardener before his misfortunes overtook him. Do you take
-sugar?"
-
-"Yes, please," said Charles, wearily dropping into a low chair and
-wondering vaguely at the angelic beauty of the girl's face.
-
-"And what, may I ask, were the 'misfortunes' that overtook James?"
-
-"His wife, poor thing, took to drink," said she, with so much
-commiseration in her tone that she might have been a disciple of the new
-criminology, "and that broke his heart and took all his energy away."
-
-"Do you believe him?"
-
-"Why not? He is a most devoted creature; and he is going to give up the
-business he is in and stay on when father pays Mr Isaacs. I hope we will
-never part with James."
-
-Susannah, in honour of the guest, had produced the best tea service, a
-priceless set of old Sèvres. The tray was painted with Cupidons blowing
-trumpets as if in honour of the victory of Susannah over mischance, in
-that she had conveyed them upstairs by some miracle unsmashed.
-
-There was half a cake by Buszard; the tea, had it been paid for, would
-have cost five shillings a pound, but the milk was sky blue.
-
-As Fanny was cutting up the cake in liberal slices as if for a
-children's party, two frightful-looking cats walked into the room with
-all the air of bandits. One was jet black and one was brindled; both
-looked starved, and each wore its tail with a pump-handle curve after
-the fashion of a lion's when marauding.
-
-Fanny regarded them lovingly, and poured out a saucerful of the blue
-milk which she placed on the floor.
-
-"Aren't they angels?"
-
-"Well, if you ask me," said Charles Bevan, as if he were giving his
-opinion on some object of _vértu_, "I'd say they were more like--the
-other things."
-
-"I know they are not _pretty_," said Fanny regretfully, "but they are
-faithful. They always come to tea just as if they were invited."
-
-"I wonder your poodle--I mean the dog, lets them in."
-
-"Boy-Boy?--Oh, he only barks at things at night when they can't see him;
-he would run from a mouse, he's such a dear old coward. Aren't they
-thirsty?"
-
-"Where did you get them? I should think they would be hard to match."
-
-"I didn't get them: they are not ours, they just come in."
-
-"Do you mean to say you let stray cats in like that?"
-
-"_I_ don't let them in, they come in through a hole in the scullery
-window."
-
-"Goodness gracious!"
-
-"Sometimes the kitchen is full of cats; they seem to know."
-
-"That fools live here," thought Charles.
-
-"And Susannah spends all her time turning them out--all, of course,
-except the black ones."
-
-"Why not the black ones?"
-
-"Because they are lucky; did you not know that? It's frightfully
-unlucky to turn a black cat out."
-
-"Why not fill up the hole and stop them from getting in?"
-
-"Susannah has stuffed it up with old stockings and things till she's
-weary; they butt it in with their heads."
-
-"Why not have a new pane put in?"
-
-"Father has talked of that, but I have always changed the conversation,
-and then he forgets."
-
-"You like cats?"
-
-"I love them."
-
-Charles looked gloomily at the grimalkins.
-
-"Seems to me you must have your food stolen."
-
-"We used to, but Susannah locks everything up now before she goes to
-bed."
-
-She inverted the milk jug to show the cats that there was no milk left,
-and the intelligent creatures comprehending left the room, the black
-leading the way.
-
-"Faithful creatures!" sneered Charles.
-
-"Aren't they! Oh, but, Cousin Charles--I mean Mr----"
-
-"No; call me Cousin Charles."
-
-"--I've given the cats all the milk!"
-
-"No matter," said Charles magnanimously. "The poor beggars wanted it
-more than I. I never drink more than one cup of tea; it makes me
-nervous."
-
-"How good you are!" she murmured. "You remind me of father."
-
-Charles moved uneasily in his chair.
-
-From somewhere in the distance came the sound of Susannah singing and
-cleaning a window, a song like a fetish song interrupted by the sound of
-the window being closed to see if it was clean enough, and flung up
-again with a jerk, that spoke of dissatisfaction. These sounds of a
-sudden ceased.
-
-They were succeeded by the murmur of voices, a footstep, then a tap at
-the door, followed by the voice of Susannah requesting her mistress to
-step outside for a moment.
-
-"I know what _that_ always means," murmured the girl in a resigned
-voice, as she rose from the table and left the room.
-
-Charles Bevan rose from his chair and went to the window.
-
-"These people want protecting," he said to himself frowning at the
-asparagus bed. "Irresponsibility when it passes a certain point becomes
-absolute lunacy. Fanny and her father ought to be in a lunatic asylum
-with their ghosts, and cats, and rubbish, only I don't believe any
-lunatic asylum would take them in; they would infect the other patients
-and make them worse. Good Heavens! it makes me shudder. They must be on
-the verge of the workhouse, making asparagus beds, and drinking
-champagne, and flying off to Paris, and feeding every filthy stray cat
-with food they must want for themselves. Poor devils--I mean damned
-fools. Anyhow, I must be going." The recollection of a certain lady
-named Pamela Pursehouse arose coldly in his mind now that Miss Lambert
-was absent from the room, and the little "still voice," whatever a still
-voice may be, said something about duty.
-
-He determined to flee from temptation directly his hostess returned, but
-he reckoned without Fate.
-
-The door opened and Fanny entered with a face full of tragedy.
-
-She closed the door.
-
-"What do you think Susannah has told me?" She spoke in a low voice as
-if death were in the house.
-
-"What?"
-
-"James has come in and he has--had too much!"
-
-"You don't mean to say that he is intoxicated?"
-
-"I do," said Fanny with her voice filled with tears.
-
-"How _disgraceful_! I will go down and turn him out." Then he remembered
-that he could not very well turn him out considering that he was in
-possession.
-
-"For goodness sake don't even hint that to him, or he may go," cried
-Fanny in alarm, "for, when he gets like this, he always talks of leaving
-at once, because his calling is a disgrace to him, and if he went,
-Susannah would follow him."
-
-"But, my dear girl," cried Charles, "how dare that wretched
-Susannah--ahem--why, he's a married man, you told me so; surely she
-knows _that_."
-
-"Yes, she knows that, but she says she can't help herself."
-
-"_I_ never met such people before!" said Charles, addressing a jade
-dragon on the mantelpiece--"I mean," he said, putting his hands in his
-trousers' pockets and addressing his boots, "such a person as Susannah."
-
-"Her mother ran away with her father," murmured Fanny in extenuation,
-"so I suppose it is in the blood. But I wish we could do something with
-James. If he would even go to bed, but he sits by the kitchen fire
-crying, and that sets Susannah off. She will be ill for days after this.
-He said it was a cigar some one gave him that reminded him of his better
-days----"
-
-"Bother his better days!"
-
-"----and he went to try and drown the recollection of them. It is so
-stupid of him, he _knows_ how drink flies to his head; you would never
-imagine if you could see him now that he has only had two glasses of
-beer."
-
-"I will go down to the kitchen and speak to him," said Charles.
-
-"But, Cousin Charles," said Fanny, plucking at his coat, "be sure and
-speak gently."
-
-"I will," said Mr Bevan.
-
-"Then I'll go with you," said she.
-
-James, a long ill-weedy looking man, was seated before the kitchen fire
-on a chair without a back; Susannah, on hearing their footsteps, darted
-into the scullery.
-
-"Now, James, now, James," said Charles Bevan, speaking in a paternal
-voice, "what is the meaning of all this? How did you get yourself into
-this condition?"
-
-James turned his head and regarded Charles. He made a vain endeavour to
-speak and rise from his chair at one and the same time, then he
-collapsed and his tears returned anew.
-
-At the sound, Susannah in the scullery threw her apron over her head and
-joined in, whilst Fanny looked out of the window and sniffled.
-
-"_I_ never saw such a lot of people!" cried Charles in desperation.
-"James, James, be a man."
-
-"How can he," said Fanny, controlling her voice, "when he is in this
-terrible state? Cousin Charles, don't you think you could induce him to
-go to bed?"
-
-"I think I could," said Charles grimly, "if you show me the way to his
-room."
-
-
-
-
-_PART II_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-A REVELATION
-
-
-"When will your father come back?" asked Charles as he returned to the
-kitchen, having deposited the man of law on his bed and shaken his fist
-in his face as a token of what he would get if he rose from it.
-
-"Not till this evening, late," said Fanny.
-
-"Then I must wait till he returns, or till this person recovers himself.
-I cannot possibly leave you alone in the house with a tipsy man."
-
-"Oh yes, do stay till father returns. I want you to meet him so much,"
-said Fanny, all her grief vanishing in smiles.
-
-"Susannah, we'll have supper at eight."
-
-"Yes, miss."
-
-"I am almost glad," said Fanny, as she tripped up the kitchen stairs
-before her cousin, "I am almost glad James took it into his head to get
-tipsy, you'd have gone away if he hadn't, without seeing father; it
-seems almost like Providence. Mercy! it's six o'clock."
-
-She glanced at the great old hall clock ticking away the moments, even
-as it had done when George the Third was king, and Charles took his
-watch out to verify the time, but he did not catch the old clock
-tripping.
-
-"Now we must think about supper," said Fanny, in a busy voice. "You must
-be dying of hunger. What do you like best?"
-
-"But you have not dined, Fanny."
-
-"Oh, we always call dinner 'luncheon,' and have it in the middle of the
-day; it saves trouble, and it is less worry." Then, after a moment's
-pause: "I wish we had a lobster, but I don't think there is one. I
-_know_ there is a beefsteak."
-
-She went to the kitchen stairs.
-
-"Susannah!"
-
-"Yes, miss," answered a dolorous voice from below.
-
-"Have you a lobster in the house?"
-
-"No, miss."
-
-"You have a beefsteak?"
-
-A sound came as of search amongst the plates on the dresser.
-
-"The beefsteak is gone, Miss Fanny."
-
-"Now, _where_ can that beefsteak have gone to?" murmured the girl,
-whilst Charles called to mind the criminal countenances of the two
-faithful cats, and the business-like manner in which they had left the
-room.
-
-"Search again, Susannah."
-
-A frightful crash of crockery came as a reply.
-
-"Susannah!"
-
-"Yes, miss."
-
-"Don't look any more, I will go out and buy something."
-
-"Don't mind me," said Charles. "Anything will do for me; I am used--I
-mean----"
-
-"I am not going to have father come back and find you starved to death;
-he'd kill me. I'm going out marketing; will you come?"
-
-"With pleasure."
-
-"Then wait till I fetch my hat and a basket."
-
-"May I light a cigar?"
-
-"Yes, smoke everywhere, every one does," and she rushed upstairs for her
-hat. A moment later she returned, hat on head, and bearing in her hand
-a little basket adorned with blue ribbons: a pound of tea would have
-freighted it.
-
-"How on earth is she going to get the dinner into that?" thought her
-companion, as he unbarred the hall door and followed her down the steps.
-
-Then they found themselves walking down the weed-grown avenue, the birds
-twittering overhead in the light of the warm June evening.
-
-That he should be going "a-marketing" in Highgate accompanied by a
-pretty girl with a basket did not, strangely enough, impress Charles
-Bevan as being an out-of-the-way occurrence.
-
-He felt as if he had known the Lamberts for years--a good many years. He
-no longer contemplated the joyous tragedy of their life wholly as a
-spectator; he had become suddenly and without volition one of the
-actors, a subordinate actor--a thinking part, one might call it.
-
-The fearful fascination exercised by these people seemed, strange to
-say, never so potent as when exercised upon hard-headed people, as
-Major Sawyer and many another could have told.
-
-"I love marketing," said Fanny, as they trudged along, "at least buying
-things."
-
-"Have you any money?"
-
-"Lots," said Miss Lambert, producing a starved-looking purse.
-
-She opened it and peeped in at the three and sixpence it contained, and
-then shut it with a snap as if fearful of their escaping.
-
-"What do you like next best to marketing?" asked Charles in the sedate
-voice of a heavy father speaking to his favourite child.
-
-"Opening parcels."
-
-"I don't quite----"
-
-"Oh, you know--strange parcels when they come, or when father brings
-them, one never knows what may be in them--chocolate creams or what. I
-wonder what father will bring me back this time?"
-
-"Where has he gone to?"
-
-"He has gone to get some money."
-
-"He will be back this evening?"
-
-"Yes, unless he finds it difficult getting the money. If he does, he
-won't be home till morning." She spoke as an Indian squaw might speak,
-whose father or husband has gone a-hunting, whilst Charles marvelled
-vaguely.
-
-"But suppose--he doesn't get any money?"
-
-"Oh, he will get it all right, people are so good to him. Poor, dear Mr
-Hancock----"
-
-She stopped suddenly.
-
-"Yes, yes."
-
-"He said we weren't to tell."
-
-She spoke in a secretive voice which greatly inflamed her companion's
-curiosity.
-
-"You might tell me, but don't if you don't want to."
-
-"Yes," said Fanny. "I don't think it matters now that you are friends
-with us, and we're all the same family. Father's dividends had not come
-in, and he lent us the money to pay the bills."
-
-"_What_ bills?"
-
-"The butcher's bill, and Stokes the baker's bill, and the milk bill, and
-some others."
-
-"_Hancock_ lent you the money to pay your bills?" cried Charles, feeling
-like a person in a dream.
-
-"Yes, old Mr Hancock, your Mr Hancock."
-
-"But he never told me he was a friend of your father's; besides, he is
-_my_ solicitor."
-
-"He never saw us before this week."
-
-"Tell me all about it, and how you came to know him so intimately, and
-how he paid your bills," commanded Mr Bevan.
-
-There was, just here on the road, a seat dropped incontinently by the
-County Council; they sat upon it whilst she told her tale.
-
-"It was the other day. Father had not slept all night thinking of the
-action. He came into my bedroom at two in the morning to tell me that if
-he lost it before the House of Lords, he would take it before the Queen
-in Council. He had been sitting up reading 'Every Man his Own Lawyer.'
-Well, next morning a lot of people came asking for their money, the
-butcher and all those, and we hadn't any.
-
-"Father said it was all _your_ fault, and he wished he had never seen
-the fish stream. I was so frightened by the way he was bothering himself
-about everything--for, as a rule, you know he is the most easy-tempered
-man in the world as long as he has got his pipe. Well, a friend advised
-me to go privately to your lawyer and try to stop the action. So I went
-to Mr Hancock.
-
-"At first he seemed very stiff, and glared at me through his spectacles;
-but, after a while, as I told him all about ourselves, he stopped
-shuffling his feet, and listened with his hand to his ear as if he were
-deaf, and he took a smelling bottle out of a drawer of his desk and
-snuffed at it, and said, 'Dear me, how very extraordinary!' Then he
-called me his 'Poor child!' and asked me had I had any luncheon. I said
-'Yes,' though I hadn't--I wasn't hungry. Well, we talked and talked, and
-at last he said he would come back with me home, for that our affairs
-were in a dreadful condition and we didn't seem to know it. He said he
-would come as a friend and try to forget that he was a lawyer.
-
-"Well, he came here with me. Father was upstairs in his bedroom, and I
-poked my head in and told him your lawyer wanted to see him in the
-drawing-room.
-
-"I didn't tell him it was I who had fetched him, for I knew he would
-simply go mad if he thought I had been meddling with the action;
-besides, Mr Hancock said I had better not, as he simply called as a
-friend.
-
-"Down came father and went into the drawing-room. I was in an awful
-fright, too frightened even to listen at the door. I made Susannah
-listen after a while, and she said they were talking about roses--I
-felt so relieved.
-
-"I sent Susannah in with wine, and Mr Hancock stayed to supper. After
-supper they had cigars and punch, and I played to them on the piano, and
-father sang Irish songs, and Mr Hancock told us awfully funny stories
-all about the law, and said he was a bachelor and envied father because
-he had a daughter like me.
-
-"Then he talked about our affairs, and said he would require more punch
-before he could understand them; so he had more punch, and father showed
-him the housekeeping books, and he looked over them reading them upside
-down and every way. Then he wrote out a cheque to pay the books, with
-one eye shut, whilst father wrote out bills, you know, to pay the
-cheque, and then he kissed me and said good-bye to father and went away
-crying."
-
-"But," cried Charles, utterly astounded at this artless revelation of
-another man's folly, "old Hancock never made a joke in his life--at
-least to _me_--and he's an awful old skinflint and never lent any man a
-penny, so they say."
-
-"He made lots of jokes that night, anyhow," said Fanny, "and lent
-father over twenty pounds, too; and only yesterday a great bunch of
-hothouse flowers came from Covent Garden with his card for me."
-
-"Old fool!" said Charles.
-
-"He is not an old fool, he's a dear old man, and I love him. Come on, or
-the shops will be closed."
-
-"You seem to love everything," said Mr Bevan in a rather stiff tone, as
-they meandered along near now to the street where shops were.
-
-"I do--at least everything I don't hate."
-
-"Whom do you hate?"
-
-"No one just now. I never hate people for long, it is too much trouble.
-I used to hate you before I knew you. I thought you were a man with a
-black beard; you see I hadn't seen you."
-
-"But, why on earth did you think I had a black beard?"
-
-"_I_ don't know. I suppose it was because I hate black beards."
-
-"So you don't hate me?"
-
-"No, _indeed_."
-
-"And as every one you don't hate, you---- I say, what a splendid evening
-this is! it is just like Italy. I mean, it reminds me of Italy."
-
-"And here are the shops at last," said Fanny, as if the shops had been
-travelling to them and had only just arrived.
-
-She stopped at a stationer's window.
-
-"I want to get some envelopes. Come in, won't you?"
-
-She bought a packet of envelopes for fourpence. Charles turned away to
-look at some of the gaudily-bound Kebles, Byrons, and Scotts so dear to
-the middle-class heart, and before he could turn again she had bought a
-little prayer-book with a cross on it for a shilling. The shopman was
-besetting her with a new invention in birthday cards when Charles broke
-the spell by touching her elbow with the head of his walking stick.
-
-"Don't you think," said he when they were safely in the street, "it is a
-mistake buying prayer-books, these shop-keepers are such awful
-swindlers?"
-
-"I bought it for Susannah," explained Fanny. "It's a little present for
-her after the way James has gone on. Look at this dear monkey."
-
-A barrel organ of the old type was playing by the pavement, making a
-sound as if an old man gone idiotic were humming a tune to himself. A
-villainous-looking monkey on the organ-top, held out his hand when it
-saw Fanny approaching. It knew the world evidently, or at least
-physiognomy, which is almost the same thing.
-
-"He takes it just like a man," she cried, as the creature grabbed one of
-her pennies and then nearly broke its chain trying to get at her to tear
-the rose from her hat. "Look, it knows the people who are fond of it; it
-is just like a child."
-
-Charles tore her from the monkey, only for a milliner's shop to suck her
-in.
-
-"I must run in here for a moment, it's only about a corset I ordered; I
-won't be three minutes."
-
-He waited ten, thinking how strange it was that this girl saw something
-attractive in nearly everything--strange cats, monkeys, and even old
-Hancock.
-
-At the end of twenty minutes' walking up and down, he approached the
-milliner's window and peeped into the shop.
-
-Fanny was conversing with a tall woman, whose frizzled black hair lent
-her somehow the appearance of a Frenchwoman.
-
-The Highgate Frenchwoman was dangling something gaudy and flimsy before
-Fanny's eyes, and the girl had her purse in her hand.
-
-Charles gave a sigh, and resumed his beat like a policeman.
-
-At last she came out, carrying a tissue-paper parcel.
-
-"Well, have you got your--what you called for?"
-
-"No, it's not ready yet; but I've got the most beautiful--Oh my goodness
-me!--how stupid I am!"
-
-"What?"
-
-"I have only three halfpence left, and I have forgotten the eggs and
-things for supper."
-
-"Give me your purse, and let me look into it," he said, taking the
-little purse and turning away a moment. Then he handed it back to her;
-she opened it and peeped in, and there lay a sovereign.
-
-"It's just what father does," she said, looking up in the lamp-light
-with a smile that somehow made Mr Bevan's eyes feel misty. "What makes
-you so like him in everything you do?" And somehow these words seemed to
-the correct Mr Bevan the sweetest he had ever heard.
-
-Then they marketed after the fashion of youth when it finds itself the
-possessor of a whole sovereign. Fanny laying out the money as the fancy
-took her, and with the lavishness so conspicuously absent in the
-dealings of your mere millionaire.
-
-They then returned to "The Laurels," Charles Bevan carrying the parcels.
-
-The dining-room of "The Laurels" was a huge apartment furnished in the
-age of heavy dinners, when a knowledge of comparative anatomy and the
-wrist of a butcher were necessary ingredients in the composition of a
-successful host.
-
-Here Susannah, to drown her sorrows in labour and give honour to the
-guest, had laid the supper things on a lavish scale. The Venetian vase,
-before-mentioned, stood filled with roses in the centre of the table,
-and places were laid for six--all sorts of places. Some of the
-unexpected guests were presumably to sup entirely off fish, to judge by
-the knives and forks set out for them, and some were evidently to be
-denied the luxury of soup. That there was neither soup nor fish mattered
-little to Susannah.
-
-The cellar, to judge by the sideboard, had been seized with a spirit of
-emulation begotten of the display made by the plate pantry, and had sent
-three representatives from each bin. The sideboard also contained the
-jam-pot, the bread tray, and butter on a plate: commestables that had
-the abject air of poor relations admitted on sufferance, and come to
-look on.
-
-Here entered Fanny, followed by Mr Bevan, laden with parcels.
-
-The girl's hat was tilted slightly sideways, her raven hair was in
-revolt, and her cheeks flushed with happiness and the excitement of
-marketing.
-
-Susannah followed them. She wore a wonderful white apron adorned with
-frills and blue ribbons, a birthday present from her mistress, only
-brought out on state occasions.
-
-"Three candles only!" said the mistress of the house, glancing at the
-table and the three candles burning on it. "That's not enough; fetch a
-couple more, and, Susannah, bring the sardine opener."
-
-"Why don't you light the gas?" asked her cousin, putting his parcels
-down and glancing at the great chandelier swinging overhead.
-
-"I would, only father has had a fight with the gas company and they've
-cut it off. Now let's open the parcels; put the candles nearer."
-
-Mr Bevan's parcels contained a box of sardines, a paysandu ox tongue,
-and a basket of peaches; Fanny's, the before-mentioned prayer-book,
-envelopes, and in the tissue-paper parcel a light shawl or fichu of
-fleecy silk dyed blue.
-
-She cast her hat off, and throwing the fichu round her neck, hopped upon
-a chair, candle in hand, and glanced at herself in a great mirror on the
-opposite wall.
-
-"It makes me look beautiful!" she cried. "And I have half a mind to keep
-it for myself."
-
-"Why--for whom did you buy it, then?"
-
-"For James' wife, Mrs Regan."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"She is ill, you know, and I am going to see her again to-morrow. I hate
-going to see sick people, but father says whenever we see a lame dog we
-should put our shoulders to the wheel and help him over the stile, and
-she's a lame dog, if ever there was one. That's right, Susannah, put the
-candles here, and give me the can opener; I love opening tins, and
-there is a little prayer-book I got for you when I was out."
-
-"Thank you, miss," said Susannah in a muffled voice, putting the little
-prayer-book under her apron with one hand, and snuffing a candle with
-the finger and thumb of the other. "Can I get you anything more, miss?"
-
-"Nothing. Is James all right?"
-
-"He's asleep now, miss," answered the maid, closing her mouth for once
-in her life by some miracle of Love, and catching in her breath through
-her nose.
-
-"That will do, Susannah," hastily said her mistress, who knew this
-symptom of old, and what it foreboded; "I'll ring if I want you. Bring
-up the punch things at ten, just as you always bring them."
-
-Susannah left the room making stifled sounds, and Fanny, with Mrs
-Regan's fichu about her neck, attacked the sardine tin with the opener.
-
-"Let me," said Charles.
-
-"No, no; you open the champagne, and put the peaches on a plate, and
-I'll open the tins. Bring over the bread and butter and jam. I wish we
-had some ice for the champagne, but the fishmonger--forgot to send it.
-Bother this knife!"
-
-She laboured away, with her cheeks flushed; a lock of black hair
-hanging loose lent her a distracted air, and made her so lovely in the
-eyes of Charles that he put the bread platter down on top of the butter
-plate, so that the butter pat clung to the bottom of the bread platter,
-and they had to scrape it off, one holding the platter, one scraping
-with the knife, and both hands touching.
-
-"We have had that bread plate ever since I can remember," she said, as
-they seated themselves to the feast, "and I wouldn't have anything
-happen to it for earths, not that the butter will do it any harm. Isn't
-the text on it nice?"
-
-Charles examined the bread platter gravely.
-
-"'Want not,'" he read. He looked in vain for the "Waste not," but that
-part of the maxim was hidden by the carved representation of a full ear
-of corn.
-
-"It's a very nice--motto. Have some champagne?"
-
-"No thanks, I only drink water, wine flies to my head; I am like James.
-I am going to have a peach--have one."
-
-"Thank you, I am eating sardines. You remind me of the old gentleman--he
-was short-sighted--who offered me a pinch of snuff once when I was
-eating a sole."
-
-Fanny, with her teeth set in the peach, gave a little shriek of
-laughter, but Mr Bevan was perfectly grave. Still, for perhaps the first
-time in his life, he felt his possibilities as a humorist, and
-determined to exploit them.
-
-"Talking about ghosts"--ghosts and mothers-in-law, to the medium
-intellect, are always fair game,--"talking about ghosts," said he, "you
-said, I think, Cousin Fanny----"
-
-"Call me Fanny," said that lady, who, having eaten her peach, was now
-helping herself to sardines. "I hate that word 'cousin,' it sounds so
-stiff. What about ghosts?"
-
-"About ghosts," he answered slowly, his new-found sense of humour
-suddenly becoming lost. "Oh yes, you said, Fanny, that a ghost was
-haunting this house."
-
-"Yes, Fanny Lambert. I told you she hid her jewels before she hung
-herself. When people see her she is always beckoning them to follow her.
-We found James insensible one night on the landing upstairs; he told us
-next morning he had seen her, and she had beckoned him to follow her,
-and after that he remembered nothing more."
-
-"A sure sign there were spirits in the house."
-
-"Wasn't it? But why, do you think, does she beckon people?"
-
-"Perhaps she beckons people to show them where the jewels are hidden."
-
-"Oh!" cried Fanny; "_why_ did we never think of that before? Of _course_
-that is the reason--and they are worth two hundred thousand pounds. We
-must have the panels in the corridor taken down. I'll make father do it
-to-morrow. Two hundred thousand pounds: what is that a year?"
-
-"Ten thousand."
-
-"Fancy father with ten thousand a year!" Mr Bevan shuddered. "We can
-have a steam yacht, and everything we want. I feel as if I were going
-mad," said Miss Lambert, with the air of a person who had often been mad
-before and knew the symptoms.
-
-The door opened and Susannah appeared with the punch things. "Susannah,
-guess what's happened--never mind, you'll know soon. Have you got the
-lemon and the sugar? That is right."
-
-And Miss Lambert, forgetting for a moment fortune, turned her attention
-to the manufacturing of punch.
-
-Susannah withdrew, casting her eyes over Fanny and Charles as she went,
-and seeming to draw her under-lip after her.
-
-When the door was shut, Miss Lambert looked into the punch bowl to see
-if it was clean, and, having turned a huge spider out of it, went to the
-sideboard.
-
-"You are not going to make punch in this great thing?"
-
-"I am," said Fanny, returning with a bottle in each hand and one under
-her arm.
-
-"Go on," said Charles resignedly. "May I smoke?"
-
-"Of course, smoke. Open me this champagne."
-
-"You are not going to put champagne in punch?"
-
-"Everything is good in punch. Father learned how to make it in Moscow,
-when he was dining with the Hussars there. After dinner a huge bowl was
-brought in, and everything went in--champagne, whisky, brandy, all the
-fruit from the dessert; then they set it on fire, and drank it,
-burning."
-
-"Has your father ever made punch like that?"
-
-"No, but now I've got him away, I am going to try."
-
-Pop went the champagne cork, and the golden wine ran creaming into the
-bowl.
-
-"Now the brandy."
-
-"But this will be cold punch."
-
-"Yes, it's just as good; milk punch is always cold."
-
-"I'm blest if this is milk punch," said Mr Bevan, as he looked fearfully
-into the bowl; "but go on."
-
-"I am going as quick as I can," she replied. Then the whisky went in,
-and half a tumblerfull of curaçoa also, the lemon cut in slices and the
-peaches that remained.
-
-"I haven't anything more to throw in," said Fanny, casting her eye over
-the sardines and the ox tongue. "We ought to have grapes and things; no
-matter, stir it up and set it on fire, and see what it tastes like."
-
-"But, my dear child," said the horrified Charles, as he stirred the
-seething mixture with the old silver ladle into whose belly a guinea had
-been beaten. "You surely don't expect me to drink this fearful stuff? I
-thought you were making it for fun."
-
-"You taste it and see, but set it on fire first."
-
-He struck a match.
-
-"It won't catch fire!" he cried. "Knew it wouldn't."
-
-"Well, taste it cold; it smells delicious."
-
-She plucked a rose from the vase and strewed the petals on the surface
-of the liquid to help the taste, whilst Mr Bevan ladled some into a
-glass.
-
-"It's not bad, 'pon my word it's not bad; the curaçoa seems to blend all
-the other flavours together, but it's fearfully strong."
-
-"Wait"--she ran to the sideboard for a bottle of soda water.
-
-"Mix it half and half, and see how it tastes."
-
-"That's better."
-
-"Then we'll take it into the library, it's more comfortable there. You
-carry the bowl, and I will bring the candles."
-
-"What are these?" asked Mr Bevan, as he removed some papers from the
-library table to make room for the punch bowl.
-
-"Oh, some papers of father's."
-
-"The Rorkes Drift Gold Mines."
-
-"Yes," she said, glancing over his shoulder. "I remember now; those are
-the things I am to get a silk dress out of when they go to twenty.
-Father is mad over them; he says nothing will stop them when they begin
-to move, whatever that means."
-
-"Well, they have moved with a vengeance, for only yesterday I heard they
-had gone into liquidation."
-
-"All the good luck seems coming together," said Fanny with a happy sigh,
-as Charles went to the window and looked out at the moon, rising in a
-cloudless sky over the forsaken garden and ruined tennis ground. "Not
-that it matters much if we get those jewels whether the old mines go up
-or down; still, no matter how rich one becomes, more money is always
-useful."
-
-"Yes, I suppose it is," said he, looking with a troubled but sentimental
-face at the moon. "Tell me, Fanny, do you know much about the Stock
-Exchange?"
-
-"Oh, heaps."
-
-"What do you know?"
-
-"I know that Brighton A's are called Doras--no, Berthas--no, I think
-it's Doras--and Mexican Railways are going to Par, and the Kneedeep
-Mines are going to a hundred and fifty, and father has a thousand of
-them he got for sixpence a share, and he gave me fifty for myself, but
-I'm not to sell them till they go to a hundred. Aren't stockbrokers
-nice-looking, and always so well dressed? I saw hundreds of them one day
-father left me for a moment in Angel Court whilst he ran in to see his
-broker--Oh yes! and the bears are going to catch it at the next
-settlement."
-
-"Do you know what 'bears' are?"
-
-"No," said Fanny, "but they're going to catch it whatever they are, for
-I heard father say so--Oh, what a moon! I am sure the fairies must be
-out to-night."
-
-"You don't mean to say you believe in such rubbish as fairies?"
-
-"Of course I believe in them; not here in Highgate, perhaps, for there
-are too many people, but in woods and places."
-
-"But there are no such things, it has been proved over and over again;
-_no_ one believes in them nowadays."
-
-"Did you never see the mushrooms growing in rings? Well, how could they
-grow like that if they were not planted, and who'd be bothered planting
-umbrella mushrooms in rings but the fairies?"
-
-"Does your father believe in them?"
-
-"Never asked him, but of course he does; every one does--even
-Susannah."
-
-She went to the table and blew out the candles.
-
-"What are you doing now?"
-
-"Blowing out the lights; it's so much nicer sitting in the moonlight.
-Fill your glass and sit down beside me."
-
-"Extraordinary child," thought Mr Bevan, doing as he was bid, whilst she
-opened the window wide to "let the moon in."
-
-Other things came too, a night moth and a perfume of decaying leaves,
-the souls of last year's sun-flowers and hollyhocks were abroad
-to-night; the distant paddock seemed full of cats, to judge by the
-sounds that came from it, and bats were flickering in the air. The voice
-of Boy-Boy, metallic and rhythmical as the sound of a trip hammer, came
-from a distant corner of the garden where he had treed a cat.
-
-"Quick," said Fanny, drawing in her head and pulling her companion by
-the arm, "and you'll be in time to see our tortoise."
-
-Charles regarded the quadruped without emotion.
-
-"I don't see the necessity for such frightful haste."
-
-"Still, if you'd been a moment sooner the moonlight would have been on
-him; he was shining a moment ago like silver. Do you know what a
-tortoise is? it's a sign of age. You and I will be some day like that
-tortoise, without any teeth, wheezing and coughing and grubbing along;
-and may-be we will look back and think of this night when we were
-young--Oh, dear me, I wish I were dead!"
-
-"Why, why, what's the matter now--Fanny?"
-
-"I don't want to grow old," pouted Miss Lambert.
-
-"When two people grow old together," began Mr Bevan in whose brain the
-punch was at work, "they do not notice the--that is to say, age really
-does not matter. Besides, a woman is only as old as she feels--I mean as
-she looks."
-
-The fumes of the punch of a sudden took on themselves a form as of the
-pale phantom of Pamela Pursehouse, and the phantom cried, "Begone, flee
-from temptation whilst you may."
-
-Before him the concrete form of Miss Lambert sitting in the corner of
-the window-seat and bathed in moonlight, said to him, "Hug me."
-
-Her eyes were resting upon him, then she gazed out at the garden and
-sighed.
-
-Charles took her hand: it was not withdrawn. "I must be going now," he
-said.
-
-She turned from the garden and gazed at him in silence.
-
-A few minutes later, feeling clouds beneath his feet and all sorts of
-new sensations around his heart, he was walking down the weed-grown
-avenue, Boy-Boy at his heels barking and snarling, satisfied no doubt by
-some preternatural instinct that do what he might he would not be
-kicked.
-
-Ere he had reached the middle of the avenue he heard a voice calling,
-"Cousin Charley!"
-
-"Yes, Fanny."
-
-"Come back soon!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE
-
-
- "THE LAURELS, 11 P.M.
-
- "I have been going to write for the last few days, but have been so
- busy. I could go on the picnic to-day if it would suit you I'll
- call at the studio at one o'clock. If you can't come, send me a
- wire. Oh, I forgot to say Mr Hancock came home the other day with
- me and had a long talk with father, and Mr Bevan called to-day and
- was awfully jolly, and I'll tell you all about it when we meet.
- Give my love to Mr Verneede.
-
- "In haste to catch the post.
-
- "_P.S._--I'm in such good spirits. F. L."
-
-
-It was the morning after the day on which Mr Bevan had called at "The
-Laurels." Leavesley was in bed, and reading the above, which had come by
-the early post, and which Belinda had thrust under his door, together
-with a circular and a bill for colours.
-
-"Hurrah!" cried Mr Leavesley, and then "Great Heavens!" He jumped out of
-bed, and rummaged wildly in his pockets. He found seven and sixpence in
-silver, and a penny and a halfpenny in coppers, a stump of pencil, a
-tramway ticket with a hole punched in it, and a Woodbine cigarette
-packet containing one cigarette. He placed the money on the
-wash-hand-stand, then he sat for a moment on the side of his bed
-disconsolate.
-
-The most beautiful day that ever dawned, the most beautiful girl in the
-world, a chance of taking her up the river, and seven and six to do it
-on!
-
-He curled his toes about. Yesterday, in a fit of righteousness, he had
-paid a tailor two pounds ten on account. He contemplated this great
-mistake gloomily. Wild ideas of calling on Mark Moses & Sonenshine and
-asking for the two pounds ten back crossed his mind, to be instantly
-dispelled.
-
-The only two men in London who could possibly help him with a loan were,
-to use a Boyle-Rochism, in Paris. Mrs Tugwell, his landlady, was at
-Margate, and he was in the middle of his tri-monthly squabble with his
-uncle. He called up the ghost of his aunt Patience Hancock, and communed
-with her just for the sake of self-torture, and the contemplation of the
-hopeless.
-
-Then he rang his bell, which Belinda answered.
-
-"Breakfast at once, Belinda."
-
-"Yessir, and here's another letter as hes just come," she poked a square
-envelope under the door. Leavesley seized it with a palpitating heart;
-it was unstamped, and had evidently been left in by hand.
-
-"This is the God from the Machine," he thought. "There's money in it, I
-know. It always happens like this when things are at their worst."
-
-We all have these instincts at times: the contents of an unopened letter
-or parcel seem endowed with a voice; who has not guessed the fateful
-news in a telegram before he has broken open the envelope, even as
-Leavesley guessed the contents of the letter in his hand?
-
-He tore it open and took out a sheet of paper and a pawnbroker's
-duplicate. The letter ran:--
-
-
- "NO. 150A KING'S ROAD,
-
- "OVER THE BACON SHOP.
-
- "DEAR LEAVESLEY,--I am in bed, not suffering from smallpox, croup,
- spinal meningitis, or any wasting or infectious disease. I am in
- bed, my dear Leavesley, simply for want of my trousers. Robed in
- Jones' long ulster, which reacheth to my heels, I took the
- aforesaid garments yester-even after dusk to my uncle. If help does
- not come they will have to take me to the workhouse in a blanket. I
- enclose duplicate. Three and sevenpence would release me and them.
-
-
- "'The die is cast
- And this is the last.'
-
-
- "From THE CAPTAIN.
-
- '_P.S_.--If you have no money send me the 'Count of Monte
- Cristo'--you have a copy; or the 'Multi-Millionaire.' I have
- nothing to read but a _Financial News_ of the day before
- yesterday."
-
-
-Leavesley groaned and laughed, and groaned again. Then he got into his
-bath and splashed; as he splashed his spirits rose amazingly.
-
-The Captain's letter had electrified the Bohemian part of his nature;
-instead of depressing him it had done the reverse. Here was another poor
-devil worse off than himself. Leavesley had six pair of trousers.
-
-The Captain, in parenthesis let me say, has no part in this story. He
-wasn't a captain, he was a relic of the South African War, a gentleman
-with a taste for drink, amusing, harmless, and amiable. I only introduce
-him on account of the telepathic interest of his letter, or rather of
-the way in which Leavesley divined its contents.
-
-"Seven and sixpence--I mean seven and sevenpence halfpenny, is not a bit
-of use," said the painter to himself when he had finished breakfast, "so
-here goes."
-
-He put three and sevenpence in an envelope with the pathetic duplicate,
-addressed it to Captain Waring, rang for Belinda; and when that
-much-harried maid-of-all-work appeared, told her to take it as soon as
-she could to Captain Waring, down the road over the bacon shop, also to
-call at Mr Verneede's and ask him to come round at twelve.
-
-Then he reached down a finished picture, wrapped it in brown paper, put
-the parcel under his arm and started off.
-
-He took a complication of omnibuses, and arrived in Wardour Street about
-half-past nine.
-
-"Mr Fernandez is gone to the country on pizzines," said the Jew-boy
-slave of the picture dealer, who came from the interior of the gloomy
-shop like a dirty gnome, called forth by the ring of the door bell.
-
-"Oh, d----n!" said Leavesley.
-
-"He's gone on pizzines," replied the other.
-
-"Where's he gone to?"
-
-"Down in the country."
-
-"Look here, I want to sell a picture."
-
-"Mr Fernandez is gone on pizzines."
-
-"Oh, dash Mr Fernandez! Is there no one here I can show the thing to? He
-knows me."
-
-"There's only me," said the grimy sphinx.
-
-"Can you buy it?"
-
-"No, I ain't no use for buying. Mr Fernandez is gone on----"
-
-"Oh, go to the devil!"
-
-"This is a nice sort of thing," said Leavesley to himself as he stood in
-Wardour Street perspiring. "There's nothing for it now but a frontal
-attack on uncle."
-
-He made for Southampton Row, reaching the office at ten o'clock, about
-five minutes after James Hancock.
-
-Hancock was dealing with his morning correspondence. A most unbendable
-old gentleman he looked as he sat at his table before a pile of letters,
-backed by the numerous tin boxes Leavesley knew so well. Boxes marked
-"The Gleeson Estate," "Sir H. Tempest, Bart," etc. Boxes that spoke of
-wealth and business in mocking tones to the unfortunate artist, who felt
-very much as the grasshopper must have felt in the presence of the
-industrious ant. Despite this he noticed that his uncle was more
-sprucely dressed than usual, and that he had on a lilac satin tie.
-
-Hancock looked at his nephew over his spectacles, then through his
-spectacles, then he pushed his spectacles up on his forehead.
-
-"Good morning, uncle."
-
-"Good morning."
-
-"I just looked in," said Leavesley, in a light-hearted way, "as I was
-going by, to see how you were."
-
-This was a very bad opening.
-
-"Sit down," said Hancock. "Um--I wasn't aware that there was anything
-the matter with me."
-
-"You were complaining of the gout last time."
-
-"Oh, bother the gout!" said the old gentleman, who hated to be reminded
-of his infirmity. "It isn't gout--Garrod says it's Rheumatoid
-Arthritis."
-
-Leavesley repented of having played the gout gambit.
-
-"--Rheumatoid Arthritis. Well, what are you doing?"
-
-"Oh, I'm painting."
-
-"Are you _selling_?" said Hancock, "that's more to the point."
-
-"Oh yes, I'm selling--mildly."
-
-"Um!"
-
-"I sold two pictures quite recently."
-
-"I always told you," said the lawyer, ignoring the last statement in a
-most irritating way, and speaking as if Leavesley were made of glass and
-all his affairs were arranged inside him for view like damaged goods in
-a shop window--"I always told you painting doesn't pay. If you had come
-into the office you might have got on well; but there you are, you've
-made your bed, and on it you must lie," then in a voice three shades
-gloomier, "on it you must lie."
-
-Leavesley glanced at the office clock, it pointed to quarter past ten,
-and Fanny was due at one.
-
-"I had a little business to talk to you about," he said. "Look here,
-will you give me a commission?"
-
-"A what?"
-
-"A commission for a picture."
-
-"And five pounds on account," was in his brain, but it did not pass his
-tongue.
-
-"A picture?" said Hancock. "What on earth do I want with pictures?"
-
-"Let me paint your portrait."
-
-Hancock made a movement with his hand as if to say "Pish!"
-
-"Well, look here," said Leavesley, with the cynicism of despair, "let me
-paint Bridgewater, let me paint the office, whitewash the ceilings, only
-give me a show."
-
-"I would not mind the money I have spent on you," said Hancock, ignoring
-all this, "the bills I have paid, if, to use your own expression, there
-was any show for it; but, as far as I can see, you are like a man in a
-quagmire, the only advance you are making, the only advance visible to
-mortal eye, is that you are getting deeper into debt;" then two tones
-lower, "deeper into debt."
-
-"Well, see here, lend me a fiver," cried Leavesley, now grown desperate
-and impudent.
-
-James Hancock put his fingers into the upper pocket of his waistcoat,
-and Leavesley's heart made a spring for his throat.
-
-But Mr Hancock did not produce a five-pound note. He produced a small
-piece of chamois leather with which he polished his glasses, which he
-had taken off, in a reflective manner.
-
-"I'm awfully hard up for the moment, and I have pressing need of it. I
-don't want you to give me the money, I'll pay it back."
-
-Mr Hancock put on his glasses again.
-
-"You come to me as one would come to a milch cow, as one would come to a
-bank in which he had a large deposit."
-
-He put his hand in his breast-pocket and took out a note-case that
-seemed simply bursting with bank-notes.
-
-"Now if I accommodate you with a five-pound note I must know, at least,
-what the pressing need is you speak of."
-
-"I want to take a girl up the river, for one thing," answered his
-nephew, who could no more tell him a lie about the matter, than he could
-steal a note from that plethoric note-case.
-
-James Hancock replaced the case in his pocket and made a motion with his
-hands as if to say "that ends everything."
-
-Leavesley rose to go.
-
-"I'd have paid you it back. No matter. I'm going to write a book, and
-make money out of it. I'll call it the 'Art of Being an Uncle.'"
-
-Hancock made a motion with his hands that said, "Go away, I want to read
-my letters."
-
-"Now, look here," said Leavesley, with his hand on the door handle, and
-inspired with another accession of impudence, "if you'd take _ten_
-pounds and put it in your pocket, and come with me and her, and have a
-jolly good day on the river, wouldn't it be better than sitting in this
-stuffy old office making money that is no use to any one--you can only
-live once."
-
-"Go away!" said his uncle.
-
-"I'm going. Tell me, if I went round to aunt would she accommodate me,
-do you think?"
-
-"Accommodate you to make a fool of yourself with a girl? I hope not, I
-sincerely hope not."
-
-"Well, I'll try. Good day."
-
-"Good day."
-
-Leavesley went out, and shut the door. Then he suddenly turned, opened
-the door and looked in.
-
-"I say, uncle!"
-
-"Well?" replied the unfortunate Mr Hancock, in a testy voice.
-
-"Did _you_ never make a fool of yourself with a girl?"
-
-The old gentleman grew suddenly so crimson that his nephew shut the door
-and bolted. He little guessed how _àpropos_ that question was.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT
-
-
-He had scarcely gone a hundred yards down Southampton Row, when he heard
-his name called.
-
-"Mr Frank!"
-
-He turned. Bridgewater was pursuing him with something in his hand.
-
-"Mr James told me to give you this."
-
-Leavesley took the envelope presented to him, and Bridgewater bolted
-back to the office like a fat old rabbit, returning to its burrow.
-
-In the envelope was a sovereign wrapped up in a half sheet of notepaper.
-
-"Well, of all the meannesses!" said the dutiful nephew, pocketing the
-coin. "Still, it's decent of the old boy after my cheeking him like
-that. I have now one pound four. I'll go now and cheek aunt."
-
-Miss Hancock was in; she had a handkerchief tied round her head, a
-duster in her hand; she had just given the cook warning and was in a
-debatable temper. She was also in a dusting mood. She had plenty of
-servants, yet the inspiration came on her at times to tie a handkerchief
-round her head and dust.
-
-"Well?" she said, as she led the way into the dining-room, and continued
-an attack she was making on the sideboard with her duster.
-
-Leavesley had scarcely the slightest hope of financial assistance from
-this quarter. Patience had given him half-a-crown for a birthday present
-once when he was a little boy, and then worried it back from him and
-popped it into a missionary box for the Wallibooboo Islanders.
-
-He never forgot that half-crown.
-
-"I've come round to borrow some money from you," he said.
-
-Patience sniffed, and went on with her dusting. Then suddenly she
-stopped, and, duster in hand, addressed him.
-
-"Are you never going to do anything for a living? Have you no idea of
-the responsibilities of life? What are you going to _do_?"
-
-"I'm going for a holiday in the country if I can scrape up money
-enough."
-
-"You won't scrape it up here," said his aunt, continuing her dusting;
-then, for she was as inquisitive as a mongoose: "And what part of the
-country do you propose to take a holiday in?"
-
-"Sonning-on-Thames."
-
-"And where, may I ask, is Sonning-on-Thames?"
-
-"It's on the Thames. See here, will you lend me five pounds?"
-
-"Five _what_?"
-
-"Pounds."
-
-"What for?"
-
-"To take a girl for a trip to Sonning-on-Thames."
-
-Miss Hancock was sweeping with her duster round a glass arrangement made
-to hold flowers, in the convulsion incident on this statement she upset
-the thing and smashed it, much to Leavesley's delight.
-
-He made for the door, and stood for a moment with the handle in his
-hand.
-
-"I'm awfully sorry. Can I help you to pick it up?"
-
-"Go away," said Miss Hancock, who was on her knees collecting the
-fragments of glass; "I want to see nothing more of you. If you are lost
-to respectability you might retain at least common decency."
-
-"Decency!"
-
-"Yes, decency."
-
-"I don't know that I've said anything indecent, or that there is
-anything indecent in going for a day on the river with a girl. Well, I'm
-going----" A luminous idea suddenly struck him. He knew the old maid's
-mind, and the terror she had of the bare idea of her brother marrying;
-he remembered the spruce appearance of his uncle that morning and the
-lavender satin necktie. "I say----"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Talking of girls, how about uncle and _his_ girl?"
-
-"_What's that you say!_"
-
-"Nothing, nothing; I oughtn't to have said anything about it. Well, I'm
-off."
-
-He left the room hurriedly and shut the door, before she could call him
-back he was out of the house.
-
-His random remark had hit the target plumb in the centre of the
-bull's-eye, and could he have known the agitation and irritation in the
-mind of his aunt he would have written off as paid his debt against the
-Wallibooboo Islanders.
-
-The river was impossible now, and the whole thing had shrunk to
-luncheon at the studio and a visit to Madame Tussaud's or the Tower.
-
-He reached the studio before twelve, and there he found waiting for him
-Mr Verneede and the Captain.
-
-The Captain was in his trousers; he had come to show them as a proof of
-good faith and incidentally to get a glass of whisky. Leavesley gave him
-the whisky and sent him off, then he turned to Verneede.
-
-"The whole thing has bust up. Miss Lambert is coming at one to go up the
-river and I have no money. Stoney broke; isn't it the deuce?"
-
-"How very unfortunate!" said Mr Verneede. "How very unfortunate!"
-
-"Unfortunate isn't the name for it."
-
-"Did Miss Lambert write?"
-
-"Yes--Oh, she told me to remember her to you, sent her love to you."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"I've only got one pound four."
-
-"But surely, my dear Leavesley--one pound four--why, it is quite a
-little sum of money."
-
-"It's not enough to go up the river on--three of us."
-
-"Why go up the river?"
-
-"Where else can we go?"
-
-"I have an idea," said Mr Verneede. "May I propound it?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Have you ever heard of Epping Forest?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Why not go there and spend a day amidst the trees, the greenery, the
-blue sky, the----"
-
-"What would it cost?"
-
-"A fractional sum; one takes the train to Woodford."
-
-Leavesley reached for an A.B.C. guide and plunged into details.
-
-"There are hamlets in the forest, where tea may be obtained in cottages
-at a reasonable cost----"
-
-"We can just do it, I think," said Leavesley, who had been making
-distracted calculations on paper. He darted to the bell and rang it.
-
-"Belinda," he said, when the slave of the bell made answer, "there's a
-lady coming here to luncheon, have you anything in the house?"
-
-Belinda, with a far-away look in her eyes, made a mental survey of the
-larder, twiddling the door-handle to assist thought.
-
-"There's a pie, sir, and sassiges, and a cold mutton chop. There's half
-a chicken----"
-
-"That'll do, and get a salad. I'll run out and get some flowers and a
-bottle of claret."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-THE DAISY CHAIN
-
-
-They were seated in a dusty glade near a road, near Woodford, and they
-had lost Verneede.
-
-The loss did not seem to affect them. Fanny had picked some daisies and
-was making a chain of them. Leavesley was making and smoking cigarettes.
-
-"But what I can't make out," said Leavesley--"This fellow Bevan, you
-said he was a beast, and now you seem quite gone on him."
-
-"I'm not," said Fanny indignantly.
-
-"Well, I can only judge from your words."
-
-"I'm _not_!"--pouting.
-
-"Well, there, I won't say any more. He stayed to luncheon, you said?"
-
-"Yes," defiantly, "and tea and supper; why shouldn't he?"
-
-"Oh, I don't see why he shouldn't, only it must have been a visitation.
-I should think your father was rather bored."
-
-Fanny said nothing, but went on with her chain.
-
-"What sort of looking fellow is he?"
-
-"He's very nice-looking; at least he's rather fat--you know the sort of
-man I mean."
-
-"And awfully rich?"
-
-"Awfully."
-
-Leavesley tore up grass leisurely and viciously.
-
-"Your uncle is awfully rich too, isn't he?" asked Miss Lambert after a
-moment's silence.
-
-"Yes; why?"
-
-"I was only thinking."
-
-"What were you only thinking?"
-
-"I was thinking if I had to marry one or the other, which I'd chose."
-
-Leavesley squirmed with pleasure: that was one for Bevan. He
-instinctively hated Bevan. He, little knowing the mind of Miss Lambert,
-thought this indecision of choice between his uncle and another man an
-exquisitely veiled method of describing the other man's undesirability.
-
-"Marry uncle," he said with a laugh. "And then we can all live together
-in Gordon Square, uncle, and you, and I, and aunt, and old Verneede. The
-house would hold the lot of us."
-
-"And father."
-
-"Of course," said Leavesley, thinking she spoke in fun, "and a few
-more--the Captain: you don't know the Captain; he's a treasure, and
-would make the menagerie quite complete."
-
-"And we could go for picnics," said Fanny.
-
-"Rather!"
-
-She had finished her daisy-chain, and with a charming and child-like
-movement she suddenly leaned forward and threw it round his neck.
-
-"Oh, Fanny," he cried, taking both her little hands in his, "what's the
-good of talking nonsense? I _love_ you, and you'll never marry any one
-but me."
-
-Fanny began to cry just like a little child, and he crept up to her and
-put his arm round her waist.
-
-"I love you, Fanny. Listen, darling, I love you----"
-
-"Don't--don't--don't!" sobbed the girl, nestling closer to him at each
-"don't."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"I was thinking just the same."
-
-"What?"
-
-"That I----"
-
-"That you----?"
-
-"_Don't!_"
-
-"That you love me?"
-
-Silence interspersed with sobs, then--
-
-"I don't love you, but I--could----"
-
-"What?"
-
-"Love you--but I mustn't."
-
-Leavesley heaved a deep sigh of content, squeezed her closer and rocked
-her slightly. She allowed herself to be nursed like this for a few
-heavenly moments; then she broke away from him, pushed him away.
-
-"I mustn't, I mustn't--don't!--do leave me alone--go away." She
-increased the distance between them. Tears were on her long black
-lashes--lashes tipped with brown--and her eyes were like passion flowers
-after rain--to use a simile that has never been used before.
-
-Leavesley had got on his hands and knees to crawl closer towards her,
-and the intense seriousness of his face, coupled with the attitude of
-his body, quite dispelled Miss Lambert's inclination to weep.
-
-"Don't!" she cried, laughing in a helpless sort of way. "Do sit down,
-you look so funny like that."
-
-He collapsed, and they sat opposite to each other like two tailors,
-whilst Fanny dried her eyes and finished up her few remaining sobs.
-
-A brake full of trippers passed on the road near by, yelling that
-romantic and delightful song
-
-
- "Bedelia!
- I wants to steal yer."
-
-
-"_They're_ happy," said Fanny, listening with a rapt expression as
-though she were listening to the music of the heavenly choir. "I wish I
-was them."
-
-"Fanny," said her lover, ignoring this comprehensive wish, "why can't
-you care for me?"
-
-"I do care for you."
-
-"Yes, but why can't you marry me?"
-
-"We're too poor."
-
-"I'll be making lots of money soon."
-
-"How much?"
-
-"Oh, four or five hundred a year."
-
-"That's not enough," said Fanny with a sigh, "not _nearly_ enough."
-
-Leavesley gazed at the mercenary beauty before him. Had he
-miscalculated her? was she after all like other girls, a daughter of the
-horse leech?
-
-"I'd marry you to-morrow," resumed she, "if you hadn't a penny--only for
-father."
-
-"What about him?"
-
-"I must help him. I must marry a rich man or not marry at all.
-There----"
-
-"Do you care for him more than me?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-Leavesley sighed, then he broke out: "But it's dreadful, he never would
-ask you to make such a sacrifice----"
-
-"Father?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"_He!_ why, he doesn't care a button. He believes in people marrying
-whoever they like. He'd _like_ me to marry you. He said only the other
-day you'd make a good husband because you didn't gamble or drink, and
-you had no taste for going to law."
-
-Leavesley's face brightened, he got on his hands and knees again
-preparatory to drawing nearer.
-
-"Sit down," said Fanny, drawing away.
-
-"But if you love me," said the lover, collapsing again into the sitting
-posture.
-
-"I don't."
-
-"What!"
-
-"Not enough to marry you. I could if I let myself go, but I've just
-stopped myself in time. I can't ever marry you."
-
-"But, look here----"
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"Suppose you do marry a rich man, I don't see how it will benefit your
-father."
-
-"Won't it! I'll never marry a man who won't help father, and he wants
-help. Oh! if you only knew our affairs," said Miss Lambert, picking a
-daisy and looking at it, and apparently addressing it, "the hair would
-stand up on the top of your head."
-
-"Are they so bad as all that, Fanny?"
-
-"Bad isn't the word," replied Miss Lambert, plucking the petals from the
-daisy one by one. "He loves me--he loves me not--he loves me--he loves
-me not--he loves me."
-
-"Who?"
-
-"You."
-
-He got on his hands and knees again.
-
-"Sit _down_."
-
-"But, see here, listen to me: are you really serious in what you have
-just said?"
-
-"I am."
-
-"Well, promise me one thing: you won't marry any one just yet."
-
-"What do you mean by just yet?"
-
-"Oh, till I have a chance, till I strike oil, till I begin to make a
-fortune!"
-
-"How long will that be?" asked Miss Lambert cautiously.
-
-"I don't know," replied the unhappy painter.
-
-"If the Roorkes Drift Mines would only go up to two hundred," said the
-girl, plucking another daisy, "I'd marry you; father has a whole
-trunkful of them. He got them at sixpence each, and if they went to two
-hundred they'd be worth half a million of money."
-
-"Is there any chance, do you think?" asked Leavesley brightening. He
-knew something of stock exchange jargon. The Captain was great on stock
-exchange matters, when he was not occupied in pawning his clothes and
-sending wild messages to his friends for assistance.
-
-"I think so," said Fanny. "Mr Bevan said they were going into
-Liqui----something."
-
-"Liquidation."
-
-"Yes--that's it."
-
-Leavesley sighed. An old grey horse cropping the grass near by came and
-looked gloomily at the humans, snorted, and resumed his meal.
-
-"What's the time?" asked Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves. Leavesley
-looked at his watch.
-
-"Half-past six."
-
-"Gracious! let's go; it will take us hours to get home." She rose to her
-feet and shook her dress.
-
-"I wonder where old Mr Verneede can be?" said the girl, looking round as
-though to find him lurking amidst the foliage. "It's awful if we've lost
-him."
-
-"We have his ticket, too," said Leavesley. "He's very likely gone back
-to the station; if we don't find him there I'll leave his ticket with
-the station-master."
-
-He rose up, and the daisy-chain round his neck fell all to pieces in
-ruin to the ground.
-
-They found Mr Verneede waiting for them at the station, smelling of
-beer, and conversing with the station-master on the weather and the
-crops.
-
-At Liverpool Street, having seen Miss Lambert into an omnibus (she
-refused to be seen home, knowing full well the distance from Highgate to
-Chelsea), Leavesley, filled with a great depression of spirits, went
-with Verneede and sat in pubs, and smoked clay pipes, and drank beer.
-
-This sorry pastime occupied them till 12.30, when they took leave of
-each other in the King's Road, Leavesley miserable, and Verneede
-maudlin.
-
-"She sent me her love," said Mr Verneede, clinging to his companion's
-hand, and working it like a pump handle. "Bless you--bless you, my
-boy--don't take any more--Go--bless you."
-
-When Leavesley looked back he saw Mr Verneede apparently trying to go
-home arm-in-arm with a lamp-post.
-
-
-
-
-_PART III_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-AN ASSIGNATION
-
-
-So, it would seem from the artless confession of Miss Lambert, that
-Patience Hancock had only too much reason for her fears: the lilac silk
-necktie had not been bought for the edification of Bridgewater and the
-junior clerks.
-
-That the correct James Hancock had fuddled himself with punch, told
-droll stories, and lent Mr Lambert twenty pounds, were facts so utterly
-at variance with the known character of that gentleman as to be
-unbelievable by the people who knew him well.
-
-Not by people well acquainted with human nature, or the fact that a
-grain of good-fellowship in the human heart exhibits extraordinary and
-radium-like activity under certain conditions: the conditions induced
-by punch and beauty and good-fellowship in others, for instance.
-
-One morning, after the day upon which he had refused to assist Frank
-Leavesley to "make a fool of himself with a girl," James Hancock arrived
-at his office at the usual time, in the usual manner, and, nodding to
-Bridgewater as he had nodded to him every morning for the last thirty
-years, passed into the inner office and closed the door.
-
-The closing of the door was a new departure; it had generally been left
-ajar as an indication that Bridgewater might come in whenever he chose,
-to receive instructions and to consult upon the morning letters.
-
-The expression on Bridgewater's face when he heard the closing of the
-door was so extraordinarily funny, that one of the younger clerks, who
-caught a glimpse of it, hastily stuffed his handkerchief into his mouth
-and choked silently behind the lid of his desk.
-
-Quarter of an hour passed, and then the door opened.
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-The old gentleman stuck his pen behind his ear and answered the summons.
-
-James Hancock was seated at his desk. On it lay an envelope addressed
-in a lady's handwriting; he covered the envelope with a piece of
-blotting paper as Bridgewater entered.
-
-"I'm going out this morning, Bridgewater, on some private business."
-
-"Out this morning?" echoed Bridgewater in a tentative tone.
-
-"Yes; I leave you in charge."
-
-"But Purvis, Mr James, Purvis has an appointment with you at twelve."
-
-"Oh, bother Purvis! Tell him to call to-morrow, his affair will wait;
-tell him the deed is not drawn and to come again to-morrow."
-
-"How about Isaacs?"
-
-"Solomon Isaacs?"
-
-"Yes, Mr James."
-
-"What time is he coming?"
-
-"Half-past eleven."
-
-"Tell him to come to-morrow."
-
-"I'm afraid he won't. I'm----"
-
-"If he won't," said Mr Hancock with some acerbity, "tell him to go to
-the devil. I don't want his business especially--let him find some one
-else. Now see here, about these letters."
-
-He went into the morning letters, dictating replies to the more
-important ones and leaving the rest to the discretion of his clerk.
-
-"And, Bridgewater," said Mr Hancock, as the senior clerk turned to
-depart, "I am expecting a lady to call here at half-past ten or quarter
-to eleven: show her in, it's Miss Lambert."
-
-"You have had no word from Mr Charles Bevan, sir, since he called the
-other day?"
-
-"Not a word. He is a very hot-headed young man; he inherits the Bevan
-temper, the Bevan temper," reiterated James Hancock in a reflective
-tone, tapping his snuff-box and taking a leisurely pinch. "I remember
-his father John Bevan at Ipswich, during the election, threatening to
-horsewhip my father; then when he found he was in the wrong, or rather
-that his own rascally solicitor was in the wrong, he apologised very
-handsomely and came to us. The family affairs have been in our hands
-ever since, as you know, and, though I say it myself, they could not
-have been in better."
-
-"May I ask, Mr James, how affairs are with the Lamberts?--a sweetly
-pretty young lady is Miss Lambert, and so nice spoken."
-
-"The Lamberts' affairs seem very much involved; but you know,
-Bridgewater, I have nothing to do with their affairs. I called to see
-Mr Lambert purely as a friend. It would be very unprofessional to call
-otherwise. D----n it!" suddenly broke out old Hancock, as if some one
-had pricked him with a pin, "a man is not always a business man. I'm
-getting on in life. I have money enough and to spare. I've done pretty
-much as I liked all my life, and I'll do so to the end; yes, and I'd
-break all the laws of professional etiquette one after the other
-to-morrow if I chose."
-
-Bridgewater's amazed face was the only amazed part of his anatomy; he
-was used to these occasional petulant outbursts, and he looked on them
-with equanimity.
-
-Hancock had been threatening to retire from business for the last ten
-years, to retire from business and buy a country place and breed horses.
-No one knew so well as Bridgewater the impossibility of this and the
-extent to which his master was bound up in his business--the business
-was his life.
-
-He retired, mumbling something that sounded like an assent, and going to
-his desk put the letters in order.
-
-Mr Hancock, left to himself, took a letter from his breast-pocket. It
-was addressed in a large careless hand to
-
-
- "JAMES HANCOCK, ESQ.
-
- GORDON SQUARE.
-
-
-It ran:--
-
-
- "DEAR MR HANCOCK,--I'll be delighted to come to-morrow; I haven't
- seen the Zoo for years, not since I was quite small. No, don't
- trouble to come and fetch me, I will call at the office at
- half-past ten or quarter to eleven, that will be simpler.--Yours
- very sincerely,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT."
-
-
-"I'll be hanged if it's simpler," grumbled James Hancock, as he returned
-the letter to his pocket. "Why in the name of all that's sacred couldn't
-she have let me call?--the clerks will talk so. No matter, let them--I
-don't care."
-
-"Miss Lambert," said Bridgewater, opening the door.
-
-Mr Hancock might have thought that Spring herself stood before him in
-the open doorway, such a pleasing and perfect vision did Miss Lambert
-make. She was attired in a chip hat, and a dress of something light in
-texture and lilac in colour, and, from the vivacity of her manner and
-the general sprightliness of her appearance, seemed bent upon a day of
-pleasure.
-
-"I'm so awfully sorry to be so soon," said Miss Lambert. "It's only
-twenty minutes past ten; the clocks have all gone wrong at home. James
-broke out again yesterday; he went out and took far, far too much; isn't
-it dreadful? I don't know what we are to do with him, and he wound up
-the clocks last night, and I believe he has broken them all, at least
-they won't go. Father has gone away again; he is down in Sussex paying a
-visit to a Miss Pursehouse, we met her in Paris. She asked me to come
-too, but I had to refuse because my dressmaker--I mean, Susannah
-couldn't be left by herself, she smashes things so. She fell on the
-kitchen stairs this morning, bringing the breakfast things up--are you
-busy? and are you sure I'm not bothering you or interfering with clients
-and things? I arrived here really at ten minutes past ten, and walked up
-and down outside till people began to stare at me, so I came in."
-
-"Not a bit busy," said Mr Hancock; "delighted you've come so early. Is
-that chair comfortable?"
-
-"Quite, thanks."
-
-"Sure you won't take this easy-chair?"
-
-"No, no; this is a delightful chair. Who is that nice old man who showed
-me in?"
-
-"Bridgewater, my chief clerk. Yes, he is a very good sort of man
-Bridgewater; he's been with us now a number of years."
-
-"I like him, because he always smiles at me and looks so friendly and so
-funny. He's the kind of man one feels one would like to knit something
-for; a--muffler or mittens. I will, next Christmas, if he wouldn't be
-offended."
-
-"Offended! Good heavens, no, he'd be delighted--perfectly delighted, I'm
-sure, perfectly. Come in!"
-
-"A telegram, sir," spoke Bridgewater's voice. He always "sir'd" his
-master in the presence of strangers.
-
-"Excuse me," said Mr Hancock, putting on his glasses and opening the
-telegram. He read it carefully, frowned, then smiled, and handed it to
-Fanny.
-
-"Am I to read it?" said the girl.
-
-"Please."
-
-Fanny read:--
-
-"I relinquish fishing-rights. Make the best terms with Lambert you
-can.--BEVAN."
-
-"Isn't it nice of him?" she said without evincing any surprise; "he
-told me he would when he called."
-
-"Told you he would?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"When did you see Mr Bevan?"
-
-"Why, he called--didn't I tell you?--oh no, I forgot--he called, and he
-was _awfully_ nice. Quite the nicest man I've met for a long time. He
-stayed to luncheon and tea and supper."
-
-"Was your father at home?"
-
-"No."
-
-"I would rather this had not happened," said Mr Hancock in a slightly
-pained voice. "Mr Bevan is a gentleman for whom I have great respect,
-but considering the absence of your father, the absence of a
-host--er--er--conventionalities, um----"
-
-"Oh, he didn't seem to mind," said Fanny; "he knew father was away, and
-took us just as we were. He's awfully rich, I suppose, but he was just
-as pleasant as if he were poor--came marketing and carried the basket;
-and, I declare to goodness, if I had known we had such a jolly cousin
-before, I'd have gone and hunted him up myself in the--'Albany,' isn't
-it?"
-
-"Mr Bevan lives in the 'Albany,'" said the lawyer. "It is a bachelors'
-residence, and scarcely a place--scarcely a place for a--er--lady to
-call--no, scarcely a place for a lady to call. However, what's done is
-done, and we must make the best of it."
-
-"If I had only thought," said Fanny, who had not been listening to the
-humming and hawing of Mr Hancock, "I'd have asked him to come with us
-to-day. Gracious! it's just eleven. Shall we go?"
-
-Mr Hancock took his hat and umbrella, opened the door, and they passed
-out.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER
-
-
-Mr Bridgewater's emotions, when he saw his principal following the
-pretty Miss Lambert, were mixed.
-
-He saw through the whole thing at once: she had come by appointment, and
-they were going somewhere together.
-
-Now, on the day when he had called to lunch with Patience Hancock, and
-look over the lease of the Peckham House, the Peckham House had not been
-once mentioned; the whole conversation, conducted chiefly by Miss
-Hancock, concerned the welfare of her brother. She hinted at certain
-news, supposed to have been received by her, that a designing woman had
-her eye on her treasure; she implored her listener to let her know if he
-saw any indication of the truth of these reports. "For you know,
-Bridgewater," said she, indicating that the decanter was at his side,
-and that he might help himself to his third glass of port, "there is no
-fool like an old fool," to which axiom Bridgewater giggled assent.
-
-He promised to keep a "sharp look-out," and inform her of what he saw
-from time to time. And it did not require a very sharp look-out to see
-what he saw this morning.
-
-As we have indicated, his emotions were mixed. Fanny's face, her
-"sweetly pretty face," appealed to him; that she had fascinated Mr
-James, he felt sure; that he ought instantly to inform Miss Hancock he
-felt certain; that he had a lot of important letters to write and
-business to transact with Mr Purvis and Mr Isaacs were facts. Between
-these facts and these fancies the old man sat scratching his head with
-the stump of his pen, staring at the letters before him, and pretending
-to be busy. Born in the age of valentines and sentiment, he had carried
-along with him through life a "feeling" for the other sex; to be frank,
-the feeling was compounded mainly of shyness, but not altogether. I
-doubt if there lives a man in whose life's history there exists not a
-woman in some form or other, either living and active in the present, or
-dead and a memory--a leaf in amber.
-
-In old Bridgewater's brain there lived, keeping company with other
-futilities of youth, a girl. The winters and the springs of forty-five
-years had left her just the same, red-cheeked and buxom, commonplace,
-pretty, with an undecided mouth, and a crinoline. As he sat cogitating,
-this old mental daguerreotype took on fresh colours. He saw the sunlight
-on a certain street in Hoxton, and heard the tinkle of a piano, long
-gone to limbo, playing a tune that memory had in some mysterious way
-bound up with the perfume of wall-flowers.
-
-He remembered a Christmas card that pulled out like a concertina: a
-shocking production of art which gave a vista of a garden in filigree
-paper leading to a house.
-
-A feeling of tenderness possessed him. Why should he move in a matter
-that did not concern him? He determined to remain neutral, and, with the
-object of dismissing the matter from his mind, turned to his letters.
-
-But this kindly, though inferior being was dominated by a strong and
-active intelligence, and that intelligence existed in the brain of a
-woman.
-
-Whilst he made notes and dictated to a clerk, this alien intelligence
-was voicing its commands in the sub-conscious portions of his brain. He
-began to hesitate in his dictation and to shuffle his feet, to pause and
-to dictate nonsense. Then rising and taking his hat, he asked Mr Wolf,
-his second in command, to take charge, as he had business which would
-keep him away for half an hour--and made for the door. In Southampton
-Row he walked twenty yards, retraced his steps, paused, blew his nose in
-a huge bandana handkerchief, and then, travelling as if driven by
-clockwork well wound up, he made for Gordon Square.
-
-The servant said that Miss Hancock was dressing to go out, and invited
-him into the cave-like dining-room. She then closed the door and left
-him to the tender mercies of the place.
-
-Decision was not the most noteworthy characteristic of Mr Bridgewater,
-nor tact. He stood, consulting the clock on the mantelpiece, yet, had
-you asked him, he could not have told you the time. Having come into the
-place of his own volition he was now endeavouring to get up volition
-enough to enable him to leave.
-
-"Well, Bridgewater?" said a voice. The old man turned. Miss Hancock,
-dressed for going out, stood before him.
-
-"Why, I declare, Miss Patience!" said Bridgewater, as if the woman
-before him was the very last person on earth he expected to see.
-
-"You have found me just in time, for I was going out. I am in a hurry,
-so I won't ask you to sit down. Can I do anything for you?"
-
-Bridgewater rubbed his nose.
-
-"It's about a little matter, Miss Patience."
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"A little matter concerning Mr James."
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"I am afraid--I am afraid, Miss Patience, there is--well--not to put
-too fine a point upon it--a lady."
-
-"What is this you say, Bridgewater? But sit down."
-
-"A lady, Miss Patience."
-
-"You've said that before--_what_ lady, and what about her?" The
-recollection of Leavesley's words shot up in her brain.
-
-"Dear me, dear me! I wish I hadn't spoken now. I'm sure it's nothing
-wrong. I think, very possibly, I have been mistaken."
-
-"John Bridgewater," said Miss Hancock, "you have known me from my
-childhood, you know I hate shuffling, come to the point--there is a
-lady--well, I have known it all along, so you need not be afraid to
-speak. Just tell me all you know. You are very well aware that no one
-cares for Mr James as much as I do. You are very well aware that some
-men _need_ protecting. You know very well there is no better-hearted man
-in the world than my brother."
-
-"None indeed."
-
-"And you know very well that he is just the man to fall a victim to a
-designing woman. Think for a moment. What would a woman see in a man of
-his age, except his money."
-
-"Very true; though I'm sure, Miss Patience, no man would make a better
-husband for a woman than Mr James."
-
-"Oh, don't talk nonsense! When a man arrives at his age, he is too old
-to be made into a husband, but he is not too old to be made into a fool.
-Now tell me all you know about this affair. First of all, what is
-the--person's name?"
-
-"The person I suspect, Miss Patience, though indeed my suspicions may be
-wrong, is a Miss Lambert."
-
-"Surely not any relation of the Highgate Lamberts?"
-
-"The daughter, Miss Patience."
-
-"_That_ broken-down lot! Good heavens! Are you _sure_?"
-
-"Perfectly sure."
-
-"The daughter of the man who is fighting with Mr Bevan about the fish
-pond?"
-
-"Stream."
-
-"It's the same. Well, go on."
-
-"Miss Fanny Lambert called some time ago on Mr James. She called in
-distress about the action. Mr James interviewed her, and discovered
-that her father was in a very bad way, financially speaking. He took
-pity on them----"
-
-"Idiot!"
-
-"----and called at Highgate to see Mr Lambert. He became very friendly
-with Mr Lambert. Then Miss Fanny Lambert called again."
-
-"What about?"
-
-"I don't know. And to-day, this morning, she called again."
-
-"Called at the office this morning?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"What did she call for?"
-
-Bridgewater was silent.
-
-"I repeat," said Miss Hancock, speaking as an examiner might speak to a
-candidate, "I repeat, what did she call for? You surely must have some
-inkling."
-
-"I am afraid she called about nothing. I'm afraid so, very much afraid
-so."
-
-"What _do_ you mean?"
-
-"I'm afraid, Miss Patience, it was an assignation."
-
-"How long did she stay?"
-
-"About twenty minutes; but that is not the worst."
-
-"Go on."
-
-"They went out together."
-
-"How long was my brother out with her?"
-
-"He hasn't come back; he has gone for the day--told me to take charge of
-the office."
-
-"You mean they went out together like that and you did not follow them
-to see where they went?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Oh, you _idiot_!"
-
-"How could I, Miss Patience?"
-
-"How could you--yes, that's just it. How could you, when you had such a
-chance, let it slip through your fingers?"
-
-"But the office?"
-
-"The office--why, you have left the office to come round here. If you
-could leave it to come here, surely you could have left it for a more
-important purpose. Well, you may take this from me: soon there will be
-no office to leave. It's quite possible that if Mr James makes a fool of
-himself, he'll leave business and do what he's always threatening to
-do--go in for farming. When a man once begins making a fool of himself,
-he goes on doing so, the appetite comes with eating. Well, you had
-better go back to the office and remember this for your own sake, for
-my sake, for Mr James' sake, keep your eyes open. If you get another
-chance, follow them."
-
-Bridgewater left the house walking in a very depressed manner. In Oxford
-Street he entered a bar and had a glass of sherry and a biscuit. As he
-left the bar, who should he see but James Hancock--James Hancock, and
-Fanny side by side. They were looking in at a shop window.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-AN OLD MAN'S OUTING
-
-
-On leaving the office, the happy thought had occurred to Fanny of
-telegraphing at once to her father apprising him of Charles Bevan's
-decision. Accordingly they sought the nearest telegraph office, where
-Miss Lambert indited the following despatch:--
-
-
- "TO LAMBERT,
- C/O MISS PURSEHOUSE,
- THE ROOST, ROOKHURST.
-
- "Mr Bevan has stopped the action. Isn't it sweet of him?"
-
-
-"Any name?" asked the clerk.
-
-"Oh yes," replied Fanny, suddenly remembering that her connection with
-the matter ought to be kept dark. "Put Hancock."
-
-Then they sought Oxford Street, where Fanny remembered that she had some
-shopping to do.
-
-"I won't be a minute," she said, pausing before a draper's. "Will you
-come in, or wait outside?"
-
-Mr Hancock elected to wait outside, and he waited.
-
-It was an unfortunate shop for a man to wait before: there was nothing
-in the windows but _lingerie_; the shop on the left of it was a bonnet
-shop, and the establishment on the right was a bar.
-
-So he had to wait, standing on the kerbstone, in full view of mankind.
-In two minutes three men passed who knew him, and in the middle of the
-fourth minute old Sir Henry Tempest, one of his best clients, who was
-driving by in a hansom, stopped, got out and button-holed him.
-
-"Just the man I want to see, what a piece of luck! I was going to your
-office. See here, that d----d scamp of a Sawyer has sent me in a bill
-for sixteen pounds--sixteen pounds for those repairs I spoke to you
-about. Why! I'd have got 'em done for six if he had left them to me. But
-jump into the cab, and come and have luncheon, and we can talk things
-over."
-
-"I can't," said Mr Hancock, "I am waiting for a lady--my sister, she has
-just gone into that shop. I'll tell you, I will see you, any time you
-like, to-morrow."
-
-"Well, I suppose that must do. But sixteen pounds!--people seem to think
-I am made of money. I tell you what, Hancock, the great art in getting
-through life is to make yourself out a poor man--go about in an old coat
-and hat; you are just as comfortable, and you are not pestered by every
-beggar and beast that wants money."
-
-"Decidedly, decidedly--I think you are right," said his listener,
-standing now on one foot, now on the other.
-
-"Once you get the reputation of being rich you are ruined--what's the
-matter with you?"
-
-"Twinges of gout, twinges of gout. I can't get rid of it."
-
-"Gout? Have you been to a doctor for it?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well, don't mind what he says; try my remedy. Gout, my dear sir, is
-incurable with drugs, I've tried 'em. You try hot air baths and
-vegetarianism; it cured me. I don't say a _strictly_ vegetarian diet,
-but just as little meat as you can take. I get it myself. Hancock, we're
-not so young as we were, and the wine and women of our youth revisit us;
-yes, the wine and women----"
-
-He stopped. Fanny had just emerged from the shop.
-
-The cabman who drove Sir Henry Tempest that day from Oxford Street to
-the Raleigh Club has not yet solved the problem as to "what the old
-gent, was laughing about."
-
-"I'm awfully sorry to have kept you such a time," said Fanny, as they
-wandered away, "but those shopmen are so stupid. Who was that
-nice-looking old gentleman you were talking to?"
-
-"That was Sir Henry Tempest; but he never struck me as being especially
-nice-looking. He is not a bad man in his way--but a bore; yes, very
-decidedly a bore."
-
-"Come here," said Fanny, from whose facile mind the charms of Sir Henry
-Tempest had vanished--"Come here, and I will buy you something." She
-turned to a jeweller's shop.
-
-"But, my dear child," said James, "I never wear jewellery--never."
-
-"Oh, I don't mean _really_ to buy you something, I only mean make
-belief--window-shopping, you know. I often go out by myself and buy
-heaps of things like that, watches and carriages, and all sorts of
-things. I enjoy it just as much as if I were buying them really; more, I
-think, for I don't get tired of them. Do you know that when I want a
-thing and get it I don't want it any more? I often get married like
-that."
-
-"Like what?" asked the astonished Mr Hancock.
-
-"Window-shopping. I see sometimes _such_ a nice-looking man in the
-street or the park, then I marry him and he's ever so nice; but if I
-married him really I'm sure I'd hate him, or at least be tired of him in
-a day or two. Now, see here! I will buy you--let me see--let me
-see--_that_!" She pointed suddenly to an atrocious carbuncle scarf-pin.
-"That, and that watch with the long hand that goes hopping round. You
-can have the whole window," said Fanny, suddenly becoming lavishly
-generous. "But the scarf-pin would suit you, and the watch would be
-useful for--for--well, it looks like a business man's watch."
-
-Mr Hancock sighed. "Say an old man's watch, Fanny--may I call you
-Fanny?"
-
-"Of course, if you like. But you're not old, you're quite young; at
-least you're just as jolly as if you were. But come, or we will be late
-for the Zoo."
-
-"Wait," said Mr Hancock; "there is lots of time for the Zoo. Now look at
-the window and buy yourself a present."
-
-"I'll buy that," said Miss Lambert promptly, pointing to a little watch
-crusted with brilliants.
-
-Mr Hancock noted the watch and the name and number of the shop, and they
-passed on.
-
-Mr Hancock found that progress with such a companion in Oxford Street
-was a slow affair. The extraordinary fascination exercised by the shops
-upon his charge astonished him; everything seemed to interest her, even
-churns. The normal state of her brain seemed only comparable to that of
-a person's who is recovering from an illness.
-
-It was after twelve when they reached Mudie's library.
-
-"Now," said Mr Hancock, pausing and resting on his umbrella, "I am
-rather perplexed."
-
-"What about?"
-
-"Luncheon. If we take a cab to the Zoo now, we will have to lunch there
-or in the neighbourhood. I do not know whether they provide luncheons at
-the Zoo or whether there is even a refreshment room there."
-
-"You can buy buns," said Fanny; "at least, I have a dim recollection of
-buns when I was there last. We bought them for the bears; but whether
-they were meant for people to eat, or only made on purpose for the
-animals, I don't know."
-
-"Just so. I think we had better defer our visit till after luncheon;
-but, meanwhile, what shall we do? It is now ten minutes past twelve; we
-cannot possibly lunch till one. Shall we explore the Museum?"
-
-"Oh! not the Museum," said Fanny; "it always takes my appetite away. I
-suppose it's the mummies. I'll tell you what, we will go and have ices
-in that café over there."
-
-They crossed to the Vienna Café, and seated themselves at a little
-marble table.
-
-"Father and I come here often," said Fanny, "when we are in this part of
-the town; we know every one here." She bowed and smiled to the lady who
-sits in the little glass counting house, who smiled and bowed in return.
-"That was Hermann--the man who went for our ices; and that's Fritz, the
-waiter, over there, with the bald head." She caught Fritz's eye, who
-smiled and bowed. "I don't see Henri--I suppose he's married; he told us
-he was going to get married the last time we were here, to a girl who
-keeps the accounts in a café in Soho, somewhere, and I promised him to
-send them a wedding present. He was such a nice man, like a Count in
-disguise; you know the sort of looking man I mean. What shall I send
-him?"
-
-James Hancock ran over all the wedding presents he could remember in his
-mind; he thought of clocks, candlesticks, silver-plated mustard pots.
-
-"Send him a--clock."
-
-"Yes, I'll send him a clock. Wait till I ask where they live."
-
-She rose and approached the lady at the counting-house; a brisk
-conversation ensued, the lady speaking much with her hands and eyes,
-which she raised alternately to heaven.
-
-Fanny came back looking sorrowful. "He's gone," she said; "I never
-could have thought it!"
-
-"Why should he not go?"
-
-"Yes, but he went with the spoons and forks and things, and there was no
-girl at Soho."
-
-"Never trust those plausible gentlemen who look like Italian Counts,"
-said James Hancock, not entirely displeased with the melodramatic news.
-
-"Whom _is_ one to trust?" asked Fanny, with the air of a woman whose
-life's illusion is shattered.
-
-James Hancock couldn't quite say. "Trust _me_," rose to his lips, but
-the sentiment was not uttered, partly because it would have been too
-previous, and partly because Hermann had just placed before him an
-enormous ice-cream.
-
-"You are not eating your ice!"
-
-"It's too hot--ah, um--I mean it's too cold," said Mr Hancock, waking
-from a moment's reverie. "That is to say, I scarcely ever eat ices." The
-fact that a sweet vanilla ice was simply food and drink to the gout was
-a dietetic truism he did not care to utter.
-
-"If," said Fanny, with the air of a mother speaking to her child, "if
-you don't eat your ice I will never take you shopping with me again.
-_Please_ eat it, I feel so greedy eating alone."
-
-Mr Hancock seized a spoon and attacked the formidable structure before
-him.
-
-"I hope I'll never grow old," sighed Miss Lambert, as Hermann approached
-them with a huge dish of fantastic-looking cakes--cakes crusted with
-sugar and chocolate, Moscow Gâteaux simply sodden with rum, and
-Merangues filled with cream rich as Devonshire could make it.
-
-"We must all grow old," said Hancock, staring with ghastly eyes at these
-atrocities. "But why do you specially fear age? Age has its beauties, it
-must come to us all."
-
-"I don't want to grow old," said his companion, "because then I would
-not care for sweets any more. Father says the older he grows the less he
-cares for sweets, and that every one loses their sweet tooth at fifty. I
-hope I'll never lose mine; if I do I'll--get a false one."
-
-Mr Hancock leisurely helped himself to one of the largest and
-sweetest-looking of the specimens of "Italian confectionery" before
-him; Fanny helped herself to its twin, and there was silence for a
-moment.
-
-It is strange that whilst a man may admit his age to a woman he cares
-for, by word of mouth, he will do much before he admits it by his
-actions.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-A MEETING
-
-
-Of all places in the world the Zoo is, perhaps, the most uninspiring to
-your diffident lover, but Mr Hancock was fond of zoology. It was a mild
-sort of hobby which he cultivated in his few leisure moments, and he was
-not displeased to air his knowledge before his pretty friend, and to
-show her that he had a taste for things other than forensic. Accordingly
-in the Bird House he began to show off. This was a mistake. If you have
-a hobby, conceal it till after marriage. The man with a hobby, once he
-lets himself loose upon his pet subject or occupation, always bores. He
-is like a man in drink, he does not know the extent of his own
-stupidity; lost in his own paradise he is unconscious of the trouble
-and weariness he is inflicting on the unfortunates who happen to be his
-companions--unlike a man in drink, he is rarely amusing.
-
-There were birds with legs without end, and birds apparently with no
-legs at all, nutcracker-billed birds, birds without tails, and things
-that seemed simply tails without birds.
-
-Before a long-tailed bird that bore a dim resemblance to himself, Mr
-Hancock paused and began to instruct his companion. When he had bored
-her sufficiently they passed to the great Ape House, and from there to
-the Monkey House.
-
-They had paused to consider the Dog-faced Ape, when Fanny, whose eyes
-were wandering about the place, gave a little start and plucked her
-companion by the sleeve. "Look," she said, "there's old Mr Bridgewater!"
-
-"Why! God bless my soul, so it is!" cried Hancock. "What the--what
-the--what the----"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER
-
-
-The appearance of shame and conscious guilt that suffused the face and
-person of Bridgewater caused the wild idea to rush through his
-employer's mind that the old man had, vulgarly speaking, "scooped the
-till" and was attempting evasion.
-
-Defaulters bound for America or France do not, however, as a rule, take
-the Monkey House at the Zoo _en route_, and the practical mind of James
-Hancock rejected the idea at once, and gripped the truth of the matter.
-Bridgewater had been following him for the purpose of spying upon him.
-
-The unhappy Bridgewater had indeed been following him.
-
-When, emerging from the bar, he had perceived his quarry he had followed
-them at a safe distance. When they went into the Vienna Café he waited;
-it seemed to him that he waited three hours: it was, in fact, an hour
-and a quarter. For, having finished her ice and its accompaniments,
-Fanny had declared that she was quite ready for luncheon, and had
-proposed that they should proceed to the meal at once without seeking a
-new café.
-
-When they came out, Bridgewater took up the pursuit. They got into a
-hansom: he got into another, and ordered the driver to pursue the first
-vehicle at a safe distance. He did this from instinct, not as a result
-of having read Gaboriau, or the "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes."
-
-The long wait, the upset of all his usual ways, and the fact that he had
-not lunched, coupled with his dread of a hansom--hitherto when he had
-moved on wheels it had always been on those of a four-wheeler or
-omnibus--conspired to reduce him mentally to the condition of an
-over-driven sheep.
-
-They left the part of the town he knew, and passed through streets he
-knew not of, streets upon streets, and still the first vehicle pursued
-its way with undiminished speed. He felt now a dim certainty that his
-employer was going to be married, and now he tried to occupy his
-scattered wits in attempting to compute what this frightful cab journey
-would cost.
-
-At the Zoo gates the first hansom stopped.
-
-"Pull up," cried Bridgewater, poking his umbrella through the trap.
-
-He alighted a hundred yards from the gates. At the turnstile he paid his
-shilling and went in, but Fanny and her companion had vanished as
-completely as if the polar bear had swallowed them up.
-
-He wandered away through the gardens aimlessly, but keeping a sharp
-look-out. He had never been to the Zoo before, but guessed it was the
-Zoo because of the animals. The whole adventure had the complexion of a
-nightmare, a complexion not brightened by the melancholy appearance of
-the eagles and vultures and the distant roaring and lowing of unknown
-beasts.
-
-He saw an elephant advancing towards him swinging its trunk like a
-pendulum; to avoid it he took a path that led to the Fish House. His one
-desire now was to get out of the gardens and get home. He recognised now
-that he had made a serious mistake in entering the gardens at all. To
-have returned at once to Miss Hancock with the information that her
-brother had simply taken Miss Lambert to the Zoo would have been the
-proper and sensible course to have pursued.
-
-Now at any moment he might find himself confronted with the two people
-he dreaded to meet. What should he say suppose he met them? What _could_
-he say? The anguish of this thought drove him from the Fish House, where
-he had taken temporary refuge. He took a path which ended in an
-elephant; it was the same elephant he had seen before, but he did not
-know it. A side path, which he pursued hastily, brought him to the polar
-bear. Here he asked his way to the nearest gate of a young man and
-maiden who were gazing at the bear. The young man promptly pointed out a
-path; he took it, and found himself at the Monkey House.
-
-He took off his hat and mopped his head with his bandana handkerchief.
-Looking round in bewilderment after this refreshing operation he saw
-something approaching far worse than an elephant; it was Mr Hancock, and
-with Mr Hancock, Fanny, making directly for him.
-
-He did not hesitate a moment in doing the worst thing possible; as an
-animal enters a trap, he entered the Monkey House. He would have shut
-and bolted the door behind him had such a proceeding been feasible.
-
-Bridgewater had a horror of monkeys; he had always considered the common
-organ-grinder's monkey to be the representative of all its kind, and the
-last production of nature in frightfulness; but here were monkeys of
-every shape, size, and colour, a symphony of monkeys, each "note" more
-horrible than the last.
-
-If you have ever studied monkeys and their ways you will know that they
-have their likes and dislikes just like men. That some people "appeal"
-to them at first sight, and some people do not. Bridgewater did not.
-When he saw Fanny entering at the door he retreated to the furthest
-limits of the place and pretended to be engaged in contemplation of a
-peculiarly sinister-looking ape, upon which, to judge from its
-appearance, a schoolboy had been at work with a brushful of blue paint.
-
-The azure and sinister one endured the human's gaze for a few mutterful
-moments, and then bursting into loud yells flew at the bars and
-attempted to tear them from their sockets; the mandrills shrieked and
-chattered, the lemur added his note, and Bridgewater beat a retreat.
-
-It was at this moment that Fanny's wandering gaze caught him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-A CONFESSION
-
-
-Mr Hancock, asking Fanny to wait for him for a short time, took
-Bridgewater by the arm and led him outside.
-
-"Now, Bridgewater, what is the meaning of this? Why have you left the
-office? Why have you followed me? What earthly reason had you for doing
-such a thing? Speak out, man--are you dumb?"
-
-"I declare to God, Mr James," said the unhappy Bridgewater, "I had no
-reason----"
-
-"No reason!--are you mad? Bridgewater, you haven't been--drinking?"
-
-"Drinking!" cried Bridgewater, with what your melodramatist would call a
-hollow laugh. "Drinking!--oh yes--drinking? No! No!--don't mind me, Mr
-James. Drinking! One blessed glass of sherry, and not a bite have I
-had--waiting two hours and more--following you in a cab--three shillings
-the fare was--nearly torn in pieces by an ape--following you and hiding
-in all sorts of places, and then told I've been drinking. Do I look as
-if I had been drinking, Mr James? Am I given to drinking, Mr James? Have
-you known me for forty years, Mr James, and have you ever seen me do
-such a thing? Answer me that, Mr James----"
-
-"Hush, hush!--don't talk so loud," said Hancock, rather alarmed at the
-old man's hysterical manner. "No, you are the last person to do such a
-thing, but tell me, all the same, why you followed me."
-
-Bridgewater was dumb. Hungry, thirsty, frightened at being caught
-spying, startled by elephants and addled by apes as he was, still his
-manhood revolted at the idea of betraying Patience and sheltering
-himself at her expense. All the same, he attempted very feminine tactics
-in endeavouring to evade a direct reply.
-
-"Drinking! I have been in the office, man and boy, this fifty years and
-more come next Michaelmas; it's fifty-one years, fifty-one years next
-Michaelmas Day, every day at my place but Sundays and holidays, year
-in, year out----"
-
-"Bridgewater," repeated Mr Hancock, "will you answer me the question I
-just asked you? Why did you follow me to-day?"
-
-"Oh Lord," said Bridgewater, "I wish I had never seen this day! Follow
-you, Mr James? do you think I followed you for pleasure? Why, the
-office--God bless my soul! it makes my hair stand on end--no one there
-but Wolf to take charge, and I have been away hours and hours. It's
-three o'clock now, and here am I miles and miles away; and I ought to
-have called at the law courts at 3.20, and there's those bills to file.
-It seems all like a horrible nightmare, that it does; it seems----"
-
-"I don't want to know what it seems. You have left your duty and come
-away--for what purpose?"
-
-Silence.
-
-"Ah well!" said Hancock, speaking not in the least angrily, "I see there
-is a secret of some sort. I regret that a man in whom I have always
-placed implicit trust should keep from me a secret that concerns me;
-evidently--no matter, I am not curious. Yes, it is three o'clock; it
-might be as well for you to return and look after things, though it is
-too late for the law courts now."
-
-This tone and manner completely floored Bridgewater. The fountains of
-his great deep were broken up, and if Patience Hancock could have seen
-the damage done to his confidential reservoir, she would have shuddered.
-
-"I'll tell you the truth, Mr James. It's not my fault--she put me to the
-work. I'll tell you the truth. I've been following you and spying upon
-you, but it was for your own good, she said----"
-
-"Who said?"
-
-"Miss Patience."
-
-"Miss Patience told you to follow me to-day?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"But what on earth--how on earth did she know I was--er--coming here?"
-
-"She didn't know."
-
-"Well, how the _devil_ did she tell you to follow me, then?"
-
-"She wanted to know where you were going to."
-
-"But," roared Hancock, whose face had been slowly crimsoning, or
-purpling rather, since the mention of his sister's name, "how the
-_blazes_ did she know I was going _anywhere_?"
-
-"When I saw you going out of the office with Miss Lambert I ran round
-and told her."
-
-"When you saw me going out of the office with Miss Lambert you ran round
-and told her!" said Hancock, spacing each word and speaking with such a
-change from fire to ice that his listener shivered. "Oh, this is too
-good! I pay you a large salary to spy upon me and to run round and tell
-my sister my doings. Am I mad, or am I dreaming? And what--what--WHAT
-led you, sir, to leave the office and run round and tell my sister?"
-
-"For God's sake, Mr James, don't talk so loud!" said Bridgewater; "the
-people are turning round to look at us. I didn't leave the office of my
-own accord; it was Miss Patience, who said to me, she said,
-'Bridgewater, I trust you for your master's sake to let me know if you
-see him with a lady, for,' she said, 'there is a woman who has designs
-on him.'"
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"Those were her words. So when I saw you going out with Miss Lambert I
-ran round and told her."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-Mr Hancock had fallen from fury into a thoughtful mood: one of the
-sharpest brains in London was engaged in unravelling the meaning to get
-at the inner-meaning of all this.
-
-"My sister came round to the office some time ago asking me to spare you
-for an hour as she wished for your advice about a lease. That, of
-course, was all humbug: she wanted you for the purpose of talking about
-me?"
-
-"That is true."
-
-"The lease was never mentioned?"
-
-"Not once, Mr James."
-
-"All the conversation was about me and my welfare?"
-
-"That it was."
-
-"Now see here, Bridgewater, cast your memory back. Is this the first
-time in your life that my sister has invited you to my house in Gordon
-Square to discuss my welfare?"
-
-"No indeed, sir. I've been there before."
-
-"How many times?"
-
-Bridgewater assumed the cast of countenance he always assumed when
-engaged in reckoning.
-
-"That's enough," said Hancock, "don't count. Now tell me, when did she
-first begin to take you into her confidence--twenty years ago?"
-
-"Yes, Mr James, fully that."
-
-Hancock made a sound like a groan.
-
-"And twenty years ago it was the same tale: 'Protect my brother from a
-designing woman.'"
-
-"Why, it was, and that's the truth," said Bridgewater, as if the fact
-had just been discovered by him.
-
-"And you did your best, told her all about me and my movements, as far
-as you knew them, and mixed and muddled, and made an ass of yourself and
-a fool of me----"
-
-"Oh, Mr James!"
-
-"Hold your tongue!--a fool of me. Do you know, John Bridgewater, that
-you have been aiding and abetting in a conspiracy--a conspiracy
-unpunishable by law, but still a conspiracy--hold your tongue!--you are
-innocent of everything but of being a fool; indeed, I ought not to call
-any man a fool, for I have been a fool myself, and I ought to have seen
-that the one end and aim of my sister's life was to secure her position
-as my keeper, and her tenure of my house. You have shown me at one
-flash a worm that has crawled through my past, cankering and corroding
-all it touched. Money, money, money--that is my sister's creed. I am not
-young, Bridgewater, and it seems to me that if instead of living all
-these years side by side with this money-grub, I had lived side by side
-with a wife, my lot would have been a better one. I might have had
-children, grown-up sons now, daughters--things that make an interest for
-us in our old age. Between me and all that has come my sister. That
-woman has a very strong will. I see many things in the past now, ay,
-twenty years ago, that I can explain. Bridgewater, you have done me a
-great injury, but you did it for the best, and I forgive you. Half the
-people in this world are pawns and chess-pieces, moved about by the men
-and women of intellect who form the other half. If you had possessed
-eyes to see, you might have seen that the really designing woman against
-whom I should have been protected, was the woman with whom you leagued
-yourself--my sister."
-
-The expression on Bridgewater's face was so wonderfully funny that
-Hancock would have laughed had he not been in such a serious mood.
-
-"However, what's done is done, and there is no use in crying over spilt
-milk. You have at least done me a service by your stupidity in following
-me to-day, for you have shown me the light. Miss Lambert pleases me, and
-if I choose to make her mistress of my house, instead of my sister,
-mistress of my house she will be. We will return now to--where I left
-Miss Lambert, and we will all go home to Gordon Square and have dinner
-with my sister."
-
-"Not me, Mr James," gasped Bridgewater, "I don't feel well."
-
-"Nonsense! you need not fear my sister. She is no longer mistress of my
-house; next week she shall pack bag and baggage. Come."
-
-He turned towards the Monkey House, and Bridgewater followed him, so
-mazed in his intellect that it would be hard to tell whether monkeys,
-men, Fanny Lambert, Patience Hancock, or elephants, were uppermost in
-his brain.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-IN GORDON SQUARE
-
-
-It was James Hancock's rule that a dinner should be served every night
-at Gordon Square, to which he could invite any one, even a city
-alderman.
-
-On this especial day a dinner, even better than usual, was in prospect.
-Miss Hancock had a large circle of acquaintances of her own; she
-belonged to several anti-societies. As before hinted, she was not
-destitute of a certain kindness of heart, and the counterfoils of her
-cheque book disclosed not inconsiderable sums subscribed to the Society
-for the Total Abolition of Vivisection and Kindred Bodies.
-
-To-day she expected to dinner a person, a gentleman of the female
-persuasion--that is to say, a sort of man. Mr Bulders, the person in
-question, a member of the Anti-Tobacco League, was a crank of the
-crankiest description. He wrote letters to the paper on every
-conceivable subject, and in this way had obtained a dim and unholy sort
-of notoriety. Fox hunting was his especial detestation, and his grand
-hobby was cremation. "Why Fear the Flames?" by Emanuel Bulders, a
-pamphlet of fifteen pages, privately printed, reposed in Miss Hancock's
-private bookcase. But Mr Bulders has no place in this story; he is dead
-and--cremated, let us hope. I shadow him forth as the reason why Miss
-Hancock was sitting this evening by the drawing-room fireplace, dressed
-in the dress she assumed when she expected visitors, and engaged in
-crochet-work.
-
-The clock pointed to half-past six, Bulders was due--over-due, like the
-Spanish galleon that was destined never to come into port. She had said
-in her note, "Come early, I wish to talk over the last report of the
----- Society, and my brother has little sympathy with such subjects."
-
-Suddenly her trained ear distinguished the sound of her brother's
-latchkey in the door below. Some women are strangely like dogs in so far
-as regards the senses of hearing and smell.
-
-Patience Hancock, as she sat by the drawing-room fireplace, could tell
-that her brother had not entered the house alone. She made out his
-voice, and then the voice of Bridgewater. She supposed that James had
-brought his clerk home to dinner to talk business matters over, as he
-sometimes did; and she was relapsing from the attitude of strained
-attention when a sound struck her, hit her, and caused her to drop her
-crochet-work and rise to her feet.
-
-She heard the laughter of a girl.
-
-Almost instantly upon the laughter the door opened, and it seemed to
-Miss Hancock that a dozen people entered the room.
-
-"This is my sister Patience--Patience, Miss Lambert. We've all come back
-to dinner. Sit down, Bridgewater. By the way, Patience, there's a letter
-for you; I took it from the postman at the hall door." He handed the
-letter; it was from Mr Bulders, excusing himself for not coming to dine,
-and alleging for reason a sore throat.
-
-Patience extended a frigid hand to Miss Lambert, who just touched it;
-all the girl's light-heartedness and vivacity had vanished for the
-moment, Patience Hancock acted upon her like a draught of cold air.
-
-"I think you have heard me mention Miss Lambert's name, Patience. We
-have been to the Zoo, the whole three of us. Immensely amusing place
-the Zoo--makes one feel quite a boy again. Hey, Bridgewater!"
-
-"I hope you enjoyed it," said Miss Hancock in a perfunctory tone,
-glancing at Fanny, who was seated in a huge rocking-chair, the only
-really comfortable chair in the room, and then at Bridgewater, who had
-taken his seat on the ottoman.
-
-"Pretty well, thanks," said Fanny, speaking in a languid tone. She had
-assumed very much the air of a fine lady all of a sudden: she was not
-going to be patronised by a solicitor's daughter, and she had divined in
-Patience Hancock an enemy. "The Zoo is very much like the world: there
-is much to laugh at and much to endure. Taken as a whole, it is not an
-unmixed blessing."
-
-James Hancock opened his mouth at these sage utterances, and then shut
-it again and turned away to smile. Bridgewater had the bad manners to
-scratch his head. Miss Hancock said, "Indeed?"
-
-"Don't you think so?"
-
-"I think the world is exactly what we choose to make it," said Patience
-Hancock, quoting Bulders.
-
-"You think _that_?" said Fanny, suddenly forgetting her fine lady
-languors. "Well, I wish some one would show me how to make the world
-just as I'd choose to make it. Oh, it would be such a world--no poor
-people, and no rain, and no misery, and no debts."
-
-"You mean no debtors," said Patience, seizing her opportunity. "It is
-the debtors that make debts, just as it is the drunken people who make
-drunkenness."
-
-"Yes, I suppose it is," said Fanny, suddenly abandoning her
-argumentative tone for one of reverie. "It's the people in the world
-that make it so horrid and so nice."
-
-"That's exactly it," said Hancock, who was standing on the hearthrug
-listening to these banalities of thought, and contemplating Bridgewater.
-"Miss Lambert is a true philosopher. It is the people who make the world
-what it is; could we banish the meddlers and spies and traitors"--he
-looked fixedly at his sister--"the world would not be an unpleasant
-place to live in."
-
-"I hate spies," said Fanny, totally unconscious of the delicate ground
-she was stepping upon--"people who poke about into other people's
-business, and open letters, and that sort of thing." Miss Hancock
-flushed scarlet, and her brother noted the fact. "James opens letters, I
-caught him."
-
-"Who is James?" asked Miss Hancock.
-
-"He's our butler," said Fanny, looking imploringly at Mr Hancock as if
-to say "Don't tell."
-
-Miss Hancock rose. "May I show you to my room? you would like to remove
-your hat."
-
-The dinner was not a success, intellectually speaking. James Hancock's
-temper half broke down over the soles, the sauce was not to his liking;
-the sweet cakes, ices, and other horrors he had consumed during the day
-had induced a mild attack of dyspepsia. His nose was red, and he knew
-it; and, worst of all, faint twinges of gout made themselves felt. His
-right great toe was saying to him, "Wait till you see what you'll have
-to-morrow." Then Boffins, the old butler, tripped on the cat, broke a
-dish, and James Hancock's temper flew out.
-
-I have described James Hancock badly, if you have not perceived that he
-was a man with a temper. The evil demons in the Merangues and ices, the
-irritation caused by Bridgewater's confession, the provoking calmness
-of his sister, the uric acid in his blood, and the smash of the broken
-dish, all combined of a sudden and were too much for him.
-
-"Damn that cat!" he cried. "Cats, cats, cats! How often have I told
-you"--to his sister--"that I will not have my house filled with those
-sneaking, prowling beasts? Chase her out; where is she?"
-
-Boffins looked under the table and said "Scat," but nothing "scatted."
-
-"She's gone, Mr James."
-
-"I won't have cats in my house," said Mr James, proceeding with his
-dinner and feeling rather ashamed of his outburst. "Dear Lord, Patience,
-what do you call this thing?"
-
-"The cook," said Patience, "calls it, I believe, a _vol-au-vent_. What
-is wrong with it?"
-
-"What is right with it, you mean. Don't touch it, Miss Lambert, unless
-you wish to have a nightmare."
-
-"I think it's delicious," said Fanny, "and I don't mind nightmares.
-They're rather fun--when they are over, and you wake up and find
-yourself safe in bed."
-
-"Well, you'll have some fun to-night," grunted James. "The person who
-cooked this atrocity ought to be made sleep with the person who eats
-it."
-
-"James, you need not be _vulgar_," said his sister.
-
-"What's vulgar?"
-
-"Your remark."
-
-"Boffins, fill Miss Lambert's glass--let's change the subject. This
-champagne is abominably iced--give me some Burgundy."
-
-"James!"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Burgundy!"
-
-"Well, what about Burgundy?"
-
-"Surely you remember the gout--the frightful attack you had last time
-after Burgundy."
-
-"Gout? I suppose you mean Arthritic Rheumatism? But perhaps you are
-right, and Dr Garrod was wrong--let us call it gout. Fill up the glass,
-Boffins. Bridgewater, try some Burgundy, and see if it affects your
-gout. Boffins, that cat's in the room, I hear it purring. I hear it, I
-tell you, sir! where is the beast?"
-
-The beast, as if in answer, poked its head from under the
-table-cloth--it was in Miss Lambert's lap.
-
-Altogether the dinner was not a success.
-
-"Your father has known my brother some time?" said Miss Hancock, when
-the ladies found themselves alone in the drawing-room after dinner.
-
-"Oh yes, some time now," said Fanny. "They met over some law business.
-Father had a dispute with Mr Bevan of Highshot Towers, the place
-adjoining ours, you know, down in Buckinghamshire, and Mr Hancock was
-very kind--he arbitrated."
-
-"Indeed? that is funny, for he is Mr Bevan's solicitor."
-
-"Is that so? I'm sure I don't know, I never trouble myself about law
-business or money matters. I leave all that to father."
-
-They talked on various matters, and before Miss Lambert had been packed
-into a specially chartered four-wheeler and driven home with Bridgewater
-on the box beside the driver as chaperone, Miss Hancock had come to form
-ideas about Miss Lambert such as she had never formed about any other
-young lady. Ideas the tenor of which you will perceive later on.
-
-
-
-
-_PART IV_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-"THE ROOST"
-
-
-Mr Bevan, since his visit to Highgate, dreamed often at nights of
-monstrous asparagus beds, and his friends and acquaintances noticed that
-he seemed distrait.
-
-The fact was the mind of this orderly and precise individual had
-received a shock; his world of thought had tilted somewhat, owing to a
-slight shifting of the poles, and regions hitherto in darkness were
-touched with sun.
-
-Go where he would a voice pursued him, turn where he would, a face. Wild
-impulses to jump into a cab and drive to "The Laurels," Highgate, as
-swiftly as cab could take him were subdued and conquered. Perhaps it
-would be happier for some of us if we used less reason in steering our
-way through life. Impulsive people are often sneered at, yet, I dare
-say that an impulse acted upon will as often make a man's life as mar
-it.
-
-Mr Bevan was not an impulsive man. It was not for some days after his
-visit to "The Laurels" that he carried out his determination to stop the
-action once for all. He did not return to "The Laurels." He was engaged
-and a man of honour, and as such he determined to fly from temptation.
-Accordingly one bright morning he despatched a wire intimating his
-arrival by the 3.50 at Ditchingham, having sent which he flung himself
-into a hansom and drove to Charing Cross, followed by another hansom
-containing Strutt, two portmanteaux, a hunting kit-bag and a bundle of
-fishing-rods. An extraordinary accident happened to the train he
-travelled by; it arrived at Paddock Wood only three minutes late, making
-up for this deficiency, however, by crawling into Ditchingham at 4.10.
-
-On the Ditchingham platform stood two girls. One tall, pale, and
-decidedly good-looking despite the _pince-nez_ she wore; the other short
-and rather stout, and rather pretty.
-
-The tall girl was Miss Pursehouse; the short was Lulu Morgan, Miss
-Pursehouse's companion, an American.
-
-Pamela Pursehouse at this stage of her career was verging on thirty,
-the only daughter of the late John Pursehouse of Birmingham, and an
-orphan. She was exceedingly rich.
-
-Some months ago she had met Bevan on board Sir Charles Napier's yacht;
-they had spent a fortnight cruising about the Balearic Islands and the
-Riff coast of Morocco, had been sea-sick together, and bored together,
-and finally had, one moonlight night, become engaged. It was a
-cold-blooded affair despite the moonlight, and they harboured no
-illusions one of the other, and no doubts.
-
-Pamela had a mind of her own. She had attended classes at Mason's
-College and had quite a knowledge of Natural History; she also had an
-interest in the ways of the working classes, and had written a paper to
-prove that, with economy, a man, his wife and five children, could live
-on an income of eleven shillings a week, and put by sixpence for a rainy
-day; to disprove which she was eternally helping the cottagers round
-about with doles of tea on a liberal scale, coal in the winter, and wine
-in sickness. When the rainy day came she supplied the sixpence, which
-ought to have been in the savings bank, for she was a girl who found
-her heart when she forgot her head.
-
-At Marseilles Lady Napier, Pamela, Lulu, and Charles Bevan had left the
-yacht and travelled together to Paris; there, after a couple of days, he
-had departed for London to look after his affairs. Pamela had remained
-in Paris, where, through Lady Napier, she had the _entrée_ of the best
-society, and had met many people, including the Lamberts. She had indeed
-only returned to England a short time ago.
-
-Outside the station stood a governess cart and the omnibus of the hotel.
-Into the governess cart bundled the lovers and Lulu, into the omnibus
-Strutt and the luggage. Pamela took the reins and the hog-maned pony
-started.
-
-"Hot, isn't it?" said Charles, tilting his hat over his eyes, and
-envying Strutt in the cool shelter of the omnibus.
-
-"Think so?" said Pamela. "It's July, you know. Why do men dress always
-in summer in such heavy clothes? Seems to me women are much more
-sensible in the matter of dress. Now if you were dressed as I am,
-instead of in that Harris tweed, you wouldn't feel the heat at all."
-
-Charles tried to imagine himself in a chip hat and lilac cotton gown,
-and failed.
-
-"You must have been fried in that train," said Lulu, staring at him with
-a pair of large blue eyes, eyes that never seemed to shut.
-
-"Pretty nearly," answered Charles, and the conversation languished.
-
-Rookhurst stands on a hill; it is a village composed of gentlemen's
-houses. Country "seats" radiate from it to a distance of some three
-miles. Three acres and a house constitute a "seat."
-
-The conservatism of the old Japanese aristocracy pales when considered
-beside the conservatism of Rookhurst. In this microcosm there are as
-many circles as in the Inferno of Dante, and the circles are nearly as
-painful to contemplate.
-
-When Pamela Pursehouse rented "The Roost" and took up residence there
-she came unknown and untrumpeted. The parson and several curious old
-ladies called upon her, but the seat-holders held aloof, she was not
-received. Mrs D'Arcy-Jones--Rookhurst is full of people with
-double-barrelled names, those double-barrelled names in which the
-second barrel is of inferior metal--Mrs D'Arcy-Jones discovered that
-Pamela's father was of Birmingham. Mrs D'Arcy-Johnson found out that he
-was in trade, and Mrs D'Arcy Somebody-else that her mother's maiden name
-was Jenkins. There was much turning up of noses when poor Pamela's name
-was mentioned, till one fine day when all the turned-up noses were
-suddenly turned down by the arrival at "The Roost" of the Duchess of
-Aviedale, her footman, her maid, her dog, and her companion. Then there
-was a rush. People flung decency to the winds in their haste to know the
-tradesman's daughter and incidentally get a lick at the Duchess's boots.
-But to all callers Pamela was not at home; she had even the rudeness not
-to return their visits.
-
-The snobs, beaten back, retired, feeling very much like damaged goods,
-and Pamela was left in peace. Her aunt, Miss Jenkins, a sweet-faced and
-perfectly inane old lady, lived with her and kept house, and Pamela,
-protected by her wing, had all sorts of extraordinary people to visit
-her. Sandyman, M.P., the Labour representative, came down for a week-end
-once, and smoked shag tobacco in the dining-room and wandered about the
-village on Sunday in a Keir-Hardy cap; he also attended the tin chapel,
-had a quart of beer at the village pub, and did other disgraceful things
-which were all duly reported and set down to Pamela's account in the
-D'Arcy-Jones-Johnson notebook.
-
-Pamela liked men, that is to say, men who were original and interesting;
-yet she had engaged herself to the most unoriginal man in England: a
-fact for which there is no accounting, save on the hypothesis that she
-was a woman.
-
-The governess cart having climbed a long, long hill, the hog-maned pony
-took to himself wings, and presently, in a cloud of dust, halted.
-
-"The Roost," though a fairly large house, did not boast a
-carriage-drive. A gate in a high hedge led to a path through a
-rose-garden which was worth all the carriage-drives in existence.
-
-"We have several people staying with us, did I tell you?" said Pamela as
-she led the way. "Hamilton-Cox, the man who wrote the 'Pillar of Salt,'
-and Wilson--Professor Wilson of Oxford, and--but come on, and I'll
-introduce you."
-
-They entered a pleasant hall. The perfume of cigars and the sound of a
-man's laughter came from a half-open door on the right. Pamela made for
-it, and as Charles Bevan followed he heard a rich Irish voice. "My
-friend Stacey, of Castle Stacey, raised one four foot broad across the
-face; such a sunflower was never seen by mortal man, I measured it with
-my own hands--four foot----"
-
-Bevan suddenly found himself before a man, an immense, good-looking,
-priestly-faced man, in his shirt-sleeves, a cigar in his mouth, and a
-billiard cue in his hand.
-
-"Mr Charles Bevan, Mr Lambert; Mr Bevan, Professor Wilson; Mr----"
-
-"Why, sure to goodness it's not my cousin, Charles Bevan of the
-'Albany'!" cried the big man, effusively clasping the hand of Charles
-and gazing at him with the astonished and joyous expression of a man who
-meets a dear and long-lost brother.
-
-Mr Bevan intimated that he was that person.
-
-"But, sure to goodness," said the big man, dropping Charles' hand and
-scratching his head with a puzzled air, then he turned on his heel:
-"Where's my coat?" He found his coat and took from it a pocket-book,
-from the pocket-book a telegram and a sheet of paper, whilst Pamela
-turned to Professor Wilson and the novelist.
-
-"I got that from your lawyer, Mr Bevan," said he, "some days ago."
-Charles read:
-
-"Bevan has stopped action. Isn't it sweet of him?--HANCOCK."
-
-"Yes," said Charles rather stiffly, "I stopped the action, but Hancock
-seems to have--been drinking."
-
-"And there's the reply I was going to send, only I forgot it," said
-George Lambert, handing the copy of a telegram to Charles.
-
-"Tell Bevan I relinquish all fishing rights. Wish to be friends.--GEORGE
-LAMBERT."
-
-"It is very generous of you," said Charles, really touched. "But I can't
-have it, we'll divide the rights."
-
-"Come into the garden, my boy," said George, who had now resumed his
-coat, linking his arm in that of Charles and leading him out through the
-open French window, into the rose-scented garden, "and let's talk things
-over. It's the pity of the world we weren't always friends. Damn the
-fish stream and all the fish in it! I wish they'd been boiled before
-they were spawned. What's the _good_ of fighting? Isn't life too short
-for fighting and divisions? Sure, there's a rose as big as a red
-cabbage, but you should see the roses at my house in Highgate--and where
-did you meet Miss Pursehouse?"
-
-"Oh," said Charles. "I've known her for some time."
-
-"We met her in Paris, Fanny--that's my daughter--and me met her in
-Paris. Fanny doesn't care for her much, and wouldn't come with me; but
-there's never a woman in the world that really cares for another woman,
-unless the other woman is as ugly as sin and a hundred. There's a melon
-house for you, but you should see my melon houses in Highgate, the one's
-I am going to have built by Arthur Lawrence of Cockspur Street; he's
-made a speciality of glass, but he charges cruel. It's the passion of my
-life, a garden."
-
-He leaned over the gate leading to the kitchen-garden, and whistled an
-old Irish hunting song softly to himself as he contemplated the cabbages
-and peas. Charles lit a cigar. He was a fine figure of a man, this
-Lambert; one of those large natures in a large frame that dwarf other
-individualities when brought in contact with them. Hamilton Cox would
-pass in a crowd, and Professor Wilson was not unimpressive, but beside
-George Lambert, Hamilton-Cox looked a shrimp, and the Oxford professor
-somewhat shrivelled.
-
-"It's the passion of my life," reiterated Fanny Lambert's father,
-addressing the cabbages, the marrow fat peas, Charles Bevan, and the
-distant woods of Sussex. "And if I'd stuck to it and left horses alone,
-a richer man I'd have been this day."
-
-"I say," said Charles, who had been plunged in meditation, "why did
-Hancock telegraph to you, I wonder? It wasn't exactly solicitors'
-etiquette; the proper course, I think, would have been to communicate
-with your lawyers, Messrs Sykes and Fagan."
-
-George Lambert broke into a low, mellow laugh.
-
-"Faith," he said, "I suppose he did communicate with them, and they
-answered that they weren't my lawyers any more. I've fought with them,
-and that's a fact; and now that we're friends, you and me, I've an idea
-of transferring my business to Hancock. I've one or two little suits
-pending; and I'm not sure but one of them won't be with Fagan for the
-names I called him in his own office before his own clerks. 'I'll have
-you indicted for slander,' he says. 'Slander!' said I, 'slander, you old
-clothes-bag, have me up for slander, and I'll beat the dust out of your
-miserable reputation in any court in the kingdom, ye old
-wandering-Jew-come-to-roost,' and with that I left the office, and never
-will I set my foot in it again."
-
-"I should think not."
-
-"Never again. He's a red Jew--always beware of red Jews; black Jews are
-bad, but red Jews are the devil--bad luck to them! If I'd left Jews
-alone, a richer man I'd have been this day. Who's that ringing a bell?
-Oh, it's the afternoon tea-bell: let's go in and talk to the old
-professor and Miss Pursehouse."
-
-They did not go in, for the Professor and Miss Pursehouse, Lulu Morgan,
-and the author of the "Pillar of Salt" were having tea on the lawn.
-There were few places pleasanter than the lawn of "The Roost,"
-especially on this golden and peaceful summer's evening, through which
-the warm south wind brought the cawing of rooks from distant elm trees.
-
-"Have you two finished your business?" asked Pamela, addressing Charles;
-"if so, sit down and tell me all the news. I got your note. So sorry you
-were bored by old Mr--Blundell--was it?--at the club. Mr Blundell is a
-rose-bore, it seems," turning to Hamilton Cox; "he is mad on roses."
-
-"Blundell! what an excellent name for a bore!" said the "Pillar of Salt"
-man dreamily, closing his eyes. "I can see him, stout and red-faced
-and----"
-
-"Matter of fact, old Blundell isn't stout," cut in Charles, to whom
-Hamilton-Cox did not appeal. "He's thin and white."
-
-"_All_ white?"
-
-"No, his face, you know."
-
-"Ah! I had connected him with the idea of red roses. Why is it that in
-thinking of roses one always figures them red?"
-
-"Sure, I don't know--I never do."
-
-"I do."
-
-"Well," put in Pamela, "when you escaped from Mr Blundell what did you
-do with yourself that day--smoked, I suppose, and went to Tattersal's?"
-
-"No, I was busy."
-
-"What was the business--luncheon?"
-
-"Yes," said Charles Bevan, feeling that he was humorous in his reply,
-and feeling rather a sneak, too. "Luncheon was part of the business."
-
-The remembrance of the fried whiting rose before him, backed by a vision
-of Susannah holding in one hand a bottle of Böllinger, and in the other
-a bottle of Gold-water.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-MISS MORGAN
-
-
-It is so easy not to do some things. Bevan, had he acted correctly,
-ought to have informed Mr Lambert of his visit to Highgate and all that
-therein lay, yet he did not. There was nothing to hide, yet, as Sir
-Boyle-Roche might have said, he hid it.
-
-During tea several things occupied his mind very much. The vision of
-Fanny Lambert was constantly before him, so was the person of her
-father. He could not but acknowledge that Lambert was a most attractive
-personage--attractive to men, to women, to children, to dogs,
-cats--anything that could see and feel, in fact. Everything seemed to
-brighten in his presence. Hamilton-Cox's dictum that if Lambert could be
-bottled he would make the most excellent Burgundy, was not far wrong.
-
-Bevan, as he sipped his tea, watched the genial Lambert, and could not
-but notice that he paid very marked attention to Pamela, and even more
-marked attention to old Miss Jenkins, her aunt.
-
-This did not altogether please him, neither did the fact that Pamela
-seemed to enjoy the attentions of this man, who was her diametrical
-opposite.
-
-To the profound philosopher who indites these lines it seems that
-between men and women in the mass there is very little difference. They
-act pretty much the same, except, perhaps, in the presence of mice.
-Bevan did very much what a woman would have done in his position: seeing
-his true love flirting with some one else, he flirted with some one
-else. Lulu Morgan was nearest to him, so he used her.
-
-"I've been in England a twelvemonth," answered Miss Morgan, in reply to
-a query, "and I feel beginning to get crusted. They say the old carp in
-the pond in Versailles get moss-grown after they've been there a hundred
-and fifty years or so, and I feel like that. When I say I've been in
-England a twelvemonth, I mean Europe. I've been in England three months,
-and the rest abroad. Pamela picked me up in Paris, you'd just gone back
-home; Lady Scott introduced me to her. I was looking out for a job. I
-came over originally with the Vandervades, then Sadie Vandervade got
-married; I was her companion, and I lost the job. Of course I could have
-stayed on with old man Vandervade and his wife, but I wanted a job. I'm
-like a squirrel, put me in a cage with nothing to do, and I'd die. I
-must have a mill to turn, so I froze on to Pamela's offer. I write her
-letters, and do her accounts, and interview her tradespeople. I guess
-she's getting fat for want of work since I've been her companion. Yes, I
-like England, and I like this place; if the people could be scraped out
-of it clean, it would be considerably nicer. I went to church last
-Sunday to have a good long considerate look at them; they all arrived in
-carriages--every one here who has a shay of any description turns it out
-to go to church in on Sunday. Well, I went to have a good long look at
-them, and such a collection of stuffed images and plug-uglies I never
-beheld. I'm vicious about them p'rhaps, for they treated Pamela so mean,
-holding off from her when she first came, and then rushing down her
-throat when they found she knew a duchess. They'd boil themselves for a
-duchess. Say--you know the Lamberts? Isn't Fanny sweet?"
-
-Mr Bevan started in his chair, but Miss Morgan did not notice, engrossed
-as she was with her own conversation.
-
-"We met them in Paris; and I don't know which is sweeter, Fanny or her
-father. She was to have come down here with him, but she didn't. My, but
-she is pretty. And don't the men run after her! there were three men in
-Paris raving about her; she'd only known them two days, and they were
-near proposing to her. Don't wonder at it, I'd propose to her myself, if
-I was a man. But she's a little flirt all the same, and I told her so."
-
-"Excuse me," said Bevan, "but I scarcely think you are justified--that
-is--from what I have heard of Miss Lambert, I would scarcely suspect her
-of being a--flirt."
-
-"Wouldn't you? Men never suspect a woman of being a flirt till they're
-flirted with and done for. Fanny's the worst description of flirt--oh,
-I've told her so to her face--for she doesn't mean it; she just leads
-men on with her sweetness, and doesn't see they're breaking their hearts
-for her. She's a regular trap bated with sugar. How did you escape, Mr
-Bevan? You're the only man, I guess, who ever did."
-
-"I haven't the pleasure--er--of Miss Lambert's acquaintance," said
-Charles, rather stiffly.
-
-"Well, you're safe, for you are engaged; only for that I'd say 'Don't
-have the pleasure of her acquaintance.' What I like about her is that
-she makes all the other women so furious; she sucks the men away from
-them like a whirlpool. It's a pity she's so rich, for it's simply gilt
-thrown away----"
-
-"Is Miss--Miss Lambert rich?"
-
-"Why, certainly; at least I conclude so."
-
-"Did she tell you so?"
-
-"No--but she gives one the impression; they have country houses like
-mushrooms all over the place, and she dresses simply just as she
-pleases; only really rich people can afford to do that. She went to the
-opera in Paris with us in an old horror of a gown that made her look
-quite charming. No one notices what she has on; and if she went to
-heaven in a coffee-coat they'd let her in, for she'd still be Fanny
-Lambert."
-
-"You saw a good deal of her in Paris?"
-
-"Yes, we went about a good deal."
-
-"Tell me," said Mr Bevan very gravely, "you said she was a flirt--did
-you really mean that?"
-
-"Why, how interested you are! She is, but not a bad sort of flirt. She's
-one of those people all heart--she loves everything and everybody--up to
-a certain point."
-
-"Do you think she is in love with any man--beyond a certain point?"
-
-"Can't say," said Miss Morgan, shaking her head sagely; "but when she
-does, she'll go the whole hog. The man she'll love she'll love for ever
-and ever, and die on his grave, and that sort of thing, you know."
-
-"I believe you are right."
-
-"Why, how do you know? You've never met her."
-
-"I was referring to your description of her. Girls of her impulsive
-nature--er--generally do--I mean they are generally warm-hearted and
-that sort of thing."
-
-"There's one man I think she has a fancy for," said Miss Morgan, staring
-into space with her wide-open blue eyes, "but he's poor as a rat--an
-awfully nice fellow, a painter; Mr Lambert fished him up somewhere in a
-café. He and Fanny and I and a friend of his went and had dinner at a
-little café near the Boul' Miche. Then we got lost--that is to say, I
-and Heidenheimer lost sight of Fanny and her friend; and Fanny told me
-afterwards she'd had no end of a good time finding her way home; so'd I.
-'Twas awfully improper, of course, but no one knew, and it was in
-Paris."
-
-"I may be old-fashioned, of course," said Mr Bevan stiffly, "but I think
-people can't be too careful, you know--um--how long was Miss Lambert
-lost with Mr----"
-
-"Leavesley--that's his name. Oh! she didn't turn up at the hotel till
-after eight."
-
-"Did Mr Lambert know?"
-
-"Oh yes, but he wasn't uneasy; he said she was like a bad penny, sure to
-turn up all right."
-
-"Good God!"
-
-"What on earth!--why, there was no harm. Leavesley is the best of good
-fellows, he looked after her like a grandmother; he worships the very
-ground she walks on, and I'd pity the man who would as much as look
-twice at Fanny if he was with her."
-
-"Um--Mr Leavesley, as you call him----"
-
-"I don't call him, he calls himself."
-
-"Well, Mr Leavesley may be all right in his way, but I should not care
-to see a sister of mine worshipped by one of these sort of people.
-Organ-grinders and out-of-elbow artists may be delightful company amidst
-their own set, but I confess I am not accustomed to them----"
-
-"That's just your insular prejudice--seems to me I've heard that
-expression before, but it will do--Leavesley isn't an organ-grinder. I
-can't stand loafers myself, and if a man can't keep up with the
-procession, he'd better hang himself; but Leavesley isn't a loafer, and
-he'll be at the top of the procession yet, leading the elephant. Oh, he
-paints divinely!"
-
-"Miss Lambert, you say, is in love with him?"
-
-"I didn't--I fancy she had a weakness; but maybe it's only a fancy."
-
-"Does he write to her?"
-
-"Don't know--very likely; these artistic people can do things other
-people can't. We all went to see the Lamberts off at the Nord, and had
-champagne at the buffet; and poor old Fragonard--he was another
-worshipper, an artist you know--turned up with a huge big bouquet of
-violets for Fanny; we asked him where he'd got them, and he said he'd
-stolen them. They don't care a fig for poverty, artists; make a joke of
-it you know. Yes, I daresay he writes to Fanny. Heidenheimer writes to
-me every week--says he's dying in love with me, and sends poems,
-screechingly funny poems, all about nightingales and arrows and hearts.
-He's an artist too, and I'd marry him, I believe I would, only we're
-both as poor as Lazarus."
-
-"Mr Leavesley is an artist you say?"
-
-"Yes, but he's a genius, but genius doesn't pay--that's to say at
-first--afterwards--afterwards it's different. Trading rats for diamonds
-in famine time isn't in it with a genius when he gets on the make."
-
-Mr Bevan gazed reflectively at the tips of his shoes. He quite
-recognised that these long-haired and out-at-elbowed anomalies y'clept
-geniuses had the trick, at times, of making money. A dim sort of wrath
-against the whole species possessed him. To a clean, correct, and
-level-headed gentleman possessed of broad acres and a huge rent-roll, it
-is unpleasant to think that a slovenly, shiftless happy-go-lucky
-tatterdemallion may be a clean, correct and level-headed gentleman's,
-superior both in brains, fascination, and even in wealth. We can fancy
-the correct one subscribing sympathy, if not money, to a society for the
-extinction of genius, were not such a body entirely superfluous in the
-present condition of human affairs.
-
-"It may be," said Mr Bevan at last, "that those people are very pleasant
-and all that, and useful in the world and so on, but I confess I like to
-associate with people who cut their hair, and, not to put too fine a
-point on it, wash----"
-
-"Oh, Leavesley washes," said Miss Morgan, "he's as clean as a new pin.
-And as for cutting his hair, my!--that's what spoils him in my opinion;
-why, it's cut to the bone almost, like a convict's. All artists cut
-their hair now; it's only Polish piano-players and violinists wear their
-hair long."
-
-"Whether they cut their hair 'to the bone' or wear it long is a matter
-of indifference," said Mr Bevan. "They're all a lot of bounders, and I'd
-be sorry to see a sister of mine married amongst them--very sorry."
-
-Miss Morgan said nothing, the warmth of Mr Bevan on the subject of
-Leavesley struck her as being somewhat strange; though she said nothing,
-like the parrot, she thought the more, and began to consider Mr Bevan
-more attentively and to "turn him over in her mind." Now the fortunate
-or unfortunate person whom Miss Morgan distinguished by turning them
-over in her mind, generally gave up their secrets in the process
-unconsciously, subconsciously, or sometimes even consciously. Those
-wide-open blue eyes that seemed always gazing into futurity and distance
-saw many happenings of the present invisible to most folk.
-
-Professor Wilson and Hamilton-Cox had wandered away through the garden
-discussing Oxford and modern thought. Miss Pursehouse, Lambert, and old
-Miss Jenkins were talking and laughing, and seemingly quite happy and
-content. Said Miss Morgan, looking round:
-
-"Every one's busy, like the children in the Sunday-school story, and
-we've no one to play with; shall we go for a walk in the village, and
-I'll show you the church and the pump and the other antiques?"
-
-"Certainly, I'll be delighted," said Charles, rising.
-
-"Then com'long," said Miss Morgan, "Pamela, I'm taking Mr Bevan to show
-him the village and the creatures that there abound. If we're not back
-by six, send a search-party."
-
-Rookhurst is, perhaps, one of the prettiest and most quaint of English
-villages, and the proudest. If communities receive attention from the
-Recording Angel, amidst Rookhurst's sins written in that tremendous book
-will be found this entry, "It calls itself a town."
-
-"Isn't the village sweet and sleepy?" said Miss Morgan, as she tripped
-along beside her companion; "it always reminds me of the dormouse in
-'Alice in Wonderland'--always asleep except at tea-time, when it wakes
-up--and talks gossip. That's the chemist's shop with the two little red
-bottles in the window, isn't it cunning? The old man chemist doesn't
-keep any poisons, for he's half blind and's afraid of mixing the
-strychnine with the Epsom salts. His wife does the poisoning; she libels
-every one indifferently, and she gave out that Pamela was a lunatic and
-I was her keeper. She was the butcher's daughter, and she married the
-chemist man for his money ten years ago, hoping he'd die right off,
-which he didn't. He was seventy with paralysis agitans and a squint, and
-the squint's got worse every year, and the paralysis agitans has got
-better--serve her right. That's the butcher's with the one leg of mutton
-hanging up, and the little pot with a rose-tree in it. He drinks, and
-beats his wife, and hunts snakes down the road when he has the
-jumps--but he sells very good mutton, and he's civil. Here comes a
-queen, look!"
-
-A carriage drawn by a pair of chestnut horses approached and passed
-them, revealing a fat and bulbous-faced lady lolling on the cushions,
-and seen through a haze of dust.
-
-"A queen?" said Bevan; "she doesn't look like one."
-
-"No? She's the Queen of Snobs; looks as if she'd come out of a
-joke-book, doesn't she? and her name is--I forget. She lives in a big
-house a mile away. That's a 'pub.' There are seven 'pubs' in this
-village, and this is a model village--at least, they call it so; what an
-immodel village in England must be, I don't know. There's a tailor lives
-in that little house; he preaches in the tin chapel at the cross-roads.
-I heard him last Sunday."
-
-"You go to Chapel?"
-
-"No, I'm Church. I heard him as I was passing by--couldn't help it, he
-shouts so's you can hear him at 'The Roost' when the wind's blowing that
-way--You religious?"
-
-"Not very, I'm afraid."
-
-"Neither'm I. That's the doctor's; he's Church and his wife's Chapel.
-She has a sister in a lunatic asylum, and her aunt was sister of the
-hair-cutter's first wife, so people despise her and fling it in her
-teeth. We can raise some snobs in the States, but they're button
-mushrooms to the toadstools you raise in England. Pamela is awfully good
-to the doctor's wife just because the other people are nasty to her.
-Pamela is grit all through. The parson lives there--a long, thin man,
-looks as if he'd been mangled, and they'd forgot to hang him out to dry.
-How are you, Mrs Jones? and how are the rheumatics?" Miss Morgan had
-paused to address an old lady who stood at the door of a cottage leaning
-on a stick.
-
-"That's Mrs Jones; she has more enquiries after her health than any
-woman in England. Can you tell why?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Well, she has a sort of rheumatics that the least damp affects, and so
-she's the best barometer in this part of the country. She's eighty, and
-has been used to weather observation so long, she can tell what's
-coming--hail, or snow, or rain to a T. That old man leaning on the gate,
-he's Francis, the village lunatic, he's just ninety; fine days he crawls
-down to Ditchingham cross-roads to wait for the soldiers coming back
-from the Crimea. I call that pathetic, but they only laugh at it here.
-He must have waited for them when he was a boy and seen them marching
-along, and now he goes and waits for them--makes me feel s'if I could
-cry. Here's a shilling for you, Francis; Miss Pamela is knitting you
-some socks--good-day--poor old thing! Let's see now, those cottages are
-all work-people's, and there's nothing beyond, only the road, and it's
-dusty, and I vote to go back. Why, there's that old scamp of a Francis
-making a bee-line for the 'Hand in Hand'; n'mind, I won't have to wear
-his head in the morning."
-
-Miss Morgan chatted all the way back uninterruptedly, disclosing a more
-than comprehensive knowledge of all the affairs of the village in which
-she had lived some ten days or less.
-
-At the gate of "The Roost" she stopped suddenly. "My, what a pity!"
-
-"What's the matter?"
-
-"Nothing; only I might have called and seen Mrs Harmer. She has such a
-pretty daughter, and I'd have liked you to have seen her, for she's the
-image of Fanny Lambert." She stared full at Mr Bevan as she said this,
-and there was a something in her tone and a something in her manner, and
-a something in her glance that made Charles Bevan lose control of his
-facial capillaries and blush.
-
-"Fanny's cooked him," thought the lady of the blue eyes as she retired
-to dress for dinner. "But what in the nation did he mean by saying he
-did not know her?"
-
-"What the deuce made her say that in such a way?" asked Mr Bevan of
-himself as he assumed the clothes laid out for him by the careful
-Strutt.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-A CURE FOR BLINDNESS
-
-
-"The British thoroughbred is not played out by any means. Look at the
-success of imported blood all over the world. Look at Phantom, the
-grandsire of Voltaire, and Bay Middleton----" Mr Bevan paused. He was
-addressing George Lambert, and suddenly found that he was addressing the
-entire dinner-table in one of those hiatuses of conversation in which
-every tongue is suddenly held.
-
-"Yes," said Hamilton-Cox, continuing some desultory remarks on
-literature, in general, into which this eruption of stud book had
-broken; "but you see the old French ballads are for the most part by the
-greatest of all poets, Time. Beside those the greatest modern poems seem
-gaudy and Burlington Arcady, if I may use the expression. An old
-folk-song that has been handed from generation to generation, played on,
-so to speak, like an old fiddle by all sorts of hands, gains a sweetness
-and richness never imagined by the simple-minded person who wrote it or
-invented it.
-
-"You write poems?" asked Miss Morgan.
-
-"My dear lady," sighed Hamilton-Cox, "nobody writes poems nowadays, or
-if they do they keep the fact a secret. I have a younger brother who
-writes poetry----"
-
-"Thought you said no one wrote it."
-
-"Younger brothers are nobodies. I say I have a younger brother, he
-writes most excellent verse--reams of it. Some years ago he would have
-been pursued by publishers. Well, only the other day he copied out some
-of his most cherished productions and approached a London publisher with
-them. He entered the office at five o'clock, and some few minutes later
-the people in Piccadilly were asking of each other, 'What's all that row
-in Vigo Street?' No, a publisher of to-day would as soon see a burglar
-in his office as a poet."
-
-"I never took much stock in poetry," said the practical Miss Morgan.
-"I'm like Mr Bevan."
-
-"I can't stand the stuff," said Charles. "_The Boy Stood on the Burning
-Deck_, and all that sort of twaddle, makes me ill."
-
-Pamela looked slightly pained. Charles was enjoying his dinner; Burgundy
-and Moselle had induced a slight flush to suffuse his countenance. If
-you are engaged and a gourmand never let your _fiancée_ see you eat. A
-man mad drunk is to the sensitive mind a less revolting picture than a
-man "enjoying his food."
-
-"I heard a man once," said Miss Morgan, "he was squiffy----"
-
-"Lulu!"
-
-"Well, he was; and he was reciting _I Stood on the Bridge at Midnight_.
-He'd got everything mixed, and had got as far as
-
-
- "'I stood on the moon by bridgelight
- As the church was striking the tower--'
-
-
-when every one laughed, and he sat down--on another man's hat. That's
-the sort of poetry I like, something to make you laugh. Gracious! what's
-the good of manufacturing misery and letting it loose in little poems
-to buzz round and torment people? isn't there enough misery ready made?
-Hood's _Song of the Shirt_ always makes me cry."
-
-"Hood," said Professor Wilson, "was a man of another age, a true poet.
-He could not have written his _Song of the Shirt_ to-day; the
-decadence----"
-
-"Now, excuse me," said Hamilton-Cox, "we have fought that question of
-decadence out, you and I. Hood, I admit, could not have written his
-_Song of the Shirt_ to-day, simply because shirts are manufactured
-wholesale by machinery, and he would have to begin it.
-'Whir--whir--whir,' which would not be poetry. Women slave at coats and
-waistcoats and other garments nowadays, and you could scarcely write a
-song of the waistcoat or a song of the pair of--you understand my point.
-Poetry is very false, the matchbox-maker is as deserving of the poet's
-attention as the shirt-maker, yet a poem beginning 'Paste, paste, paste'
-would be received with laughter, not with tears. You say we are
-decadents because we don't encourage poetry. I say we are not, we are
-simply more practical--poetry is to all intents and purposes dead----"
-
-"Is it?" said George Lambert. "Is _King Lear_ dead? I was crying over
-him last night, but it wasn't at his funeral I was crying. Is old
-Suckling dead? I bought a first edition of him some time ago, and the
-fact wasn't mentioned or hinted at in the verses. Is Sophocles dead? Old
-Maloney at Trinity pounded him into my head, and he's there now alive as
-ever; and if I was blind to-morrow, I'd still have the skies over his
-plays to look at and the choruses to hear. Ah no, Mr Cox, poetry is not
-dead, but they don't write it just now. They don't write it, but it's in
-every one's heart waiting to be tapped, only there's no man with an
-augur sharp enough and true enough to do the tapping."
-
-Pamela looked pleased.
-
-"I did not know that you were fond of poetry," she said.
-
-"I love it," said Lambert, in a tone that reminded Charles Bevan of
-Fanny's tone when she declared her predilection for cats.
-
-"I declare it's delightful," said Professor Wilson, "to find a man of
-the world who knows all about horses, and is a good billiard-player,
-and all that, confessing a love for poetry."
-
-"Perhaps Mr Lambert is a poet himself," said Hamilton-Cox, with a
-suspicion of a sneer, "or has written poetry."
-
-"Poetry! yards of it," answered the accused with a mellow laugh, "when I
-was young and--wise. The first poem I ever wrote was all about the moon;
-I wrote it when I was eleven, and sent it to a housemaid. Oh, murder!
-but the things that we do when we are young."
-
-"Did she read it?"
-
-"She couldn't read; it was in the days before the Board schools and the
-higher education of women. She couldn't read, she was forty, and ugly as
-sin; and she boxed my ears and told my mother, and my mother told my
-father, and he leathered me. He said, 'I'll teach you to write poetry to
-housemaids.' But somehow," said Mr Lambert, admiring with one eye the
-ruby-tinted light in his glass of port, "somehow, with all his teaching,
-I never wrote a poem to a housemaid again."
-
-"That must have been a loss to literature."
-
-"Yes, but it was a gain to housemaids; and as housemaids seem the main
-producers of novels and _poems_ nowadays, begad," said Mr Lambert,
-"it's, after all, a gain to literature."
-
-"That's one for you, Cox," said Professor Wilson, and Hamilton-Cox
-laughed, as he could well afford to do, for his lucubrations brought him
-in a good fifteen hundred a year, and his reputation was growing.
-
-On the lawn, under the starlit night after dinner, Bevan had his
-_fiancée_ for a moment alone. They sat in creaky basket-work chairs a
-good yard apart from each other. The moon was rising over the hills and
-deep, dark woods of Sussex, the air was warm and perfumed: it was an
-ideal night for love-making.
-
-"When I left you I had some dinner at the Nord," said Mr Bevan, tipping
-the ash off his cigar. "The worst dinner I've ever had, I think. Upon my
-word, I think it was the worst dinner I ever had. When I got to Dover I
-was so tired I turned into the hotel, and came on next morning. What
-sort of crossing did you have?"
-
-"Oh, very fine," said Pamela, stifling a yawn, and glancing sideways at
-a group of her guests dimly seen in a corner of the garden, but happy,
-to judge from the laughter that came from them.
-
-"Are the Napiers back in England yet?"
-
-"No, they are still in Paris."
-
-"What on earth do they want staying there for so long? it must be empty
-now."
-
-"Yes, it was emptying fast when we left, wasn't a soul left scarcely. Do
-you know, I have a great mind to run over to Ostend for a few weeks. The
-Napiers are going there; it's rather fun, I believe."
-
-"I wouldn't. What's the good of going to these foreign places? stay
-here."
-
-Pamela was silent, and the inspiriting dialogue ceased.
-
-A great beetle moving through the night across the garden filled the air
-with its boom. The group in the corner of the garden still were laughing
-and talking; amidst their voices could be distinguished that of
-Hamilton-Cox. Mr Cox had not a pleasant voice; it was too highly
-pitched, and it jarred on the ear of Mr Bevan and on his soul. His soul
-was in an irritable mood. When we speak of the soul we refer to an
-unknown quantity, and when we speak of its condition we refer sometimes,
-perhaps, to just a touch of liver, or sometimes to an extra glass of
-champagne.
-
-"I can't make out what induces you to surround yourself with those sort
-of people," said Mr Bevan, casting his cigar-end away and searching for
-his cigarette case.
-
-"What sort of people?"
-
-"Oh, that writer man."
-
-"Hamilton-Cox?"
-
-"Yes--is that his name?"
-
-"I am not surrounding myself with Mr Cox; the thing is physically and
-physiologically impossible. Do talk sense, Charles."
-
-Charles retired into silence, and Miss Pursehouse yawned again,
-sub-audibly. After a few moments--"Where did you pick up the Lamberts?"
-
-"You mean Mr Lambert and his daughter?"
-
-"Has he a daughter?"
-
-"Has he a daughter? Why, Lulu Morgan, when I asked her what you and she
-had found to talk about, said Fanny Lambert----"
-
-"It is perfectly immaterial what Miss Morgan said; some of her sayings
-are scarcely commendable. I believe she did say something about a Miss
-Lambert. When I said 'has he a daughter?' I spoke with a meaning."
-
-"I am glad to hear that."
-
-"What I meant was, that it would have been much better for him to have
-brought his daughter down here with him."
-
-"Do you mean to insinuate that she is--unable to take care of herself in
-town?"
-
-"I mean to insinuate nothing, but according to my old-fashioned
-ideas----"
-
-"Go on, this is interesting," said Miss Pursehouse, who guessed what was
-coming.
-
-"According to my old-fashioned ideas it is scarcely the thing for a man,
-a married man, to pay a visit----"
-
-"You mean it's improper for me to have Mr Lambert staying here as a
-guest?" "Improper was not the word I used."
-
-"Oh, nonsense! you meant it. Well, I think I am the best judge of my own
-propriety, and I see nothing improper in the transaction. My aunt is
-here, Lulu Morgan is here, you are here, Professor Wilson is here,
-there's a poet coming to-morrow--I suppose that's improper too. I do
-wish you would be sensible; besides, Mr Lambert is not a married man,
-he is a widower."
-
-"Does he know that you are engaged?"
-
-"Sure, I don't know. I don't go about with a placard with 'I am engaged'
-written on it on my back. Why do you ask?"
-
-"Well--um--if a stranger had been here at tea to-day he would scarcely
-have thought that the engaged couple----"
-
-"Go on, this is delightful; it's absolutely bank-holidayish--the engaged
-couple--go on."
-
-"Were you and I."
-
-"You mean you and _me_?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"The behaviour of 'engaged couples' in decent society is, I believe,
-pretty much the same as our behaviour has been, and I hope will be. How
-would you have it? Would you like to walk about, I clinging to your arm,
-and you playing a mouth-organ? Ought we to exchange hats with each
-other? Shall I call you Choly and put ice down your neck at dinner?
-Ought we to hire a brake and go on a bean feast? I wish you would
-instruct me. I hate to appear _gauche_, and I hate not to do the correct
-thing."
-
-"Vulgarity is always painful to me," said Mr Bevan, "but senseless
-vulgarity is doubly so."
-
-"Thanks, your compliments are charming."
-
-"I was not complimenting you, I simply----"
-
-"I know, simply hinting that I was senseless and vulgar."
-
-"I never----"
-
-"I know. Shall we change the subject--what's all this?"
-
-"Please come and help us," said Miss Morgan, coming up. "We've got the
-astronomical telescope, and we can't make head or tail of it."
-
-Miss Pursehouse rose and approached the group surrounding an
-astronomical telescope that stood on the lawn. It was trained on the
-moon, and Hamilton-Cox, with a hand over one eye and the other eye at
-the eyepiece, was making an observation.
-
-"Sometimes I can see stars, and sometimes nothing. I can't see the moon
-at all."
-
-"Shut the other eye," said Lambert.
-
-"Perhaps," said Miss Pursehouse, "if you remove the cap from the
-telescope you will be able to see better. A very simple thing sometimes
-cures blindness."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-TIC-DOULOUREUX
-
-
-Mr Bevan found no chance for a _tête-à-tête_ with his _fiancée_ again
-that night, perhaps because he did not seek one; he was not in the
-humour for love-making. He felt--to use the good old nursery term that
-applies so often, so very often, to grown-ups--"fractious."
-
-He retired to his bedroom at half-past eleven, and was sitting with an
-unlit cigarette in his mouth, staring at the wood-fire brightly burning
-in his grate, when a knock came to the door and Lambert appeared.
-
-"I just dropped in to say good-night. Am I disturbing you?"
-
-"Not a bit; sit down and have a cigarette."
-
-Mr Lambert helped himself to a Marcovitch from a box on the table, drew
-up an easy-chair to the fire and sank into it with a sigh.
-
-"It seems funny," said he in a meditative tone, "that I should be
-sitting here smoking and yarning with you to-night, and only yesterday,
-so to speak, we were fighting like bull-dogs; but we're friends now, and
-you must come and see me when you're back in town. You live in the
-'Albany'? I had rooms there once, years ago--years ago. Lord! what a
-change has come over London since the days when Evans' was stuffed of a
-night with all manner of people--the rows and ructions I remember! The
-things that went on. One night in Evans' I remember an old gentleman
-coming in and ordering a chop, and no sooner had he put on his
-spectacles and settled down to it with a smile all over his face, than
-Bob O'Grady, of the 10th--Black O'Grady--who'd been watching him--he was
-drunk as a lord--rose up and said, ''Scuse me,' he said, and took the
-chop by the shank-bone and flung it on the stage. A man could take his
-whack in those days, and be none the worse for it; but men are
-different, somehow, now, and they go in for tea and muffins and nerves
-just as the women used to, when I was twenty; and the women, begad, are
-the best men now'days. Look at Miss Pursehouse! as charming as a woman
-and as clever as a man. Look at this house of hers! One would think a
-man owned it, everything is so well done: brandies and sodas at your
-elbows, matches all over the place, and electric bells and a telephone.
-That's the sort of woman for me--not that I'm not fond of the
-old-fashioned sort of woman too. Fanny, my daughter--I must introduce
-you to her--is as old-fashioned as they make 'em. Screeches if she sees
-a rat, and knows nothing of woman's rights or the higher education of
-females, and is always ready to turn on the water-works, bless her
-heart! ready and willing to cry over anything you may put before her
-that's got the ghost of a cry in it. But, bless you! what's the good of
-talking about old-fashioned or modern women? From Hecuba down, they're
-all the same--born to deceive us and make our lives happy."
-
-"Can't see how a woman that deceives a man can make him happy."
-
-"My dear fellow, sure, what's happiness but illusion, and what's
-illusion but deception, and talking about deception, aren't men--the
-blackguards!--just as bad at deceiving as women?"
-
-Mr Bevan made no reply to this; he shifted uneasily in his chair.
-
-"You live at Highgate?" he said.
-
-Lambert woke up from a reverie he had fallen into with a start.
-
-"Yes, bad luck to it! I've got a house there I can't get rid of, and,
-talking of old-fashioned things, it's an old-fashioned house. There
-aren't any electric bells, and if there were you'd as likely as not ring
-up the ghost. For there's a ghost there, sure enough; she nearly
-frightened the gizzard out of my butler James."
-
-He leaned back luxuriously in his chair, blowing cigarette rings at the
-fire, whilst Charles Bevan mentally recalled the vision of "My butler
-James."
-
-He could not but admit that Lambert carried his poverty exceedingly
-well, and with a much better grace than that with which many men carry
-their wealth. The impression that Fanny Lambert had made upon him was
-not effaced in any way by the impression made upon him by her father.
-Lambert was not an impossible man. Wildly extravagant he might be, and
-reckless to the verge of lunacy, but he was a gentleman; and in saying
-the word "gentleman," my dear sir or madam I do not refer to birth.
-There lives many a hideous bounder who yet can fling his
-great-great-great-grandfather at your head, and many a noble-minded
-gentleman, the present or past existence of whose father is demonstrable
-only by the logic of physiology.
-
-Lambert went off to his room at twelve, and Mr Bevan passed a broken
-night. He dreamt of lawyers and sunflowers. He dreamt that he saw old
-Francis, the village lunatic, waiting at the cross-roads; and when he
-asked him what he was waiting for, Francis replied that he was waiting
-to see his (Mr Bevan's) marriage procession go by: a dream which was
-scarcely a hopeful omen, considering the object of the old man's daily
-vigil as revealed by Lulu Morgan.
-
-He came down to breakfast late. His hostess did not appear, and Miss
-Morgan announced that her friend was suffering from tic-douloureux.
-
-"'S far as I can make out, it's like having the grippe in one eye. I've
-physicked her with Bile Beans and Perry Davis, and I've sent for some
-Antikamnia. If she's not better by luncheon I'll send for the doctor."
-
-She was not down by luncheon. After that meal, Charles, strolling across
-the hall to the billiard-room, felt something pluck at his sleeve. It
-was Miss Morgan.
-
-"I want to speak to you alone for a minute," said she. "Come into the
-garden; there's no one there."
-
-He followed her, much wondering, and they passed down a shady path till
-they lost sight of the house.
-
-"Pamela's worried," said Lulu, "and I want to talk to you about her----"
-
-"Why, what can be----"
-
-"We've been sitting up all night, she and I, and we've been discussing
-things, you 'specially."
-
-"Thank you----"
-
-"Now, don't you be mad, for Pamela's very fond of you, and I like you,
-for you're a right good sort; but, see here, Pamela thinks she's made a
-mistake."
-
-A queer new feeling entered Mr Bevan's mind, peeped round and passed
-through it, so to speak--a feeling of relief--or more strictly speaking,
-release.
-
-"Indeed?"
-
-"She thinks you have both made a mistake, and--you know----"
-
-"The fact is, she doesn't want to marry me; why not say it at once? or,
-rather, why doesn't she say so to me frankly, instead of deputing
-another person to do so?"
-
-"There's a letter," said Miss Morgan, producing one from her pocket.
-"She wrote it and told me to give it to you; it's eight pages long, and
-all sorts of things in it--she's very fond of you--keep it and read it.
-But I tell you one line that's in it, she says she will always feel as a
-sister to you, or be a sister to you, or words to that effect--that's
-fatal--once a girl says that she's said the last word."
-
-"I don't think she ever cared for me, really," said Mr Bevan--"let us
-sit down on this seat--no, I don't think she really ever cared for me."
-
-"What _made_ you two get engaged"
-
-"Why should we not?"
-
-"Because you're too much alike; you are both rich, and both steady and
-well-balanced, you know, and that sort of thing. Likes ought never to
-get married. Dear--dear--dear--what a pity----"
-
-"What?"
-
-"I was only thinking of all the love-making there's wasted in the world.
-Now I know so many girls who would suit you to a T. I'll tell you of
-one, if you like----"
-
-"Thank you, I--um----"
-
-"I was thinking of Fanny Lambert," said Miss Morgan in a dreamy voice.
-"The girl I told you of yesterday----"
-
-Now, Mr Bevan was the last man in the world--as I daresay you
-perceive--to discuss his feelings with any one. But Miss Morgan had a
-patent method of her own for extracting confidences, of making people
-talk out, as she would have expressed it herself.
-
-"I said to you yesterday that I had never met Miss Lambert: I had
-reasons connected with some law business for saying so--as a matter of
-fact, I have met her--once."
-
-"Oh, that's quite enough. If you've met Fanny Lambert once, you have met
-her for ever. Does she like you?--I don't ask you do you like her, for,
-of course, you do."
-
-"I think--she does."
-
-"You mustn't think--women hate men that think, they like them to be
-sure. If a man was only bold enough he could marry any woman on earth."
-
-"Is that your opinion?"
-
-"'Tis, and my opinion is worth having. What a woman wants most is some
-one to make up her mind for her. Go and make Fanny's mind up for her;
-you and she are just suited."
-
-"In what way?"
-
-"To begin with, you're rich and she's poor."
-
-"You said yesterday that she was rich."
-
-"Yes, but Pamela told me last night the Lamberts are simply stone-broke.
-Mr Lambert told her all his affairs, his estates are all encumbered. She
-says he's just like a child, and wants protecting; so he is, and so's
-Fanny; they're both a pair of children, and you are just the man to keep
-Fanny straight, and make her life happy and buy her beautiful clothes
-and diamonds. Why, she'll be the rage of London, Fanny will, if she's
-only properly staged--and she's a dear and a good woman, and would make
-any man happy. My!"
-
-Mr Bevan had taken Miss Morgan's hand in his and squeezed it.
-
-"Thank you for saying all that," said he. "Few women praise another
-woman. I shall leave here by this evening's train, of course; I cannot
-stay here any longer. I will think over what course I will pursue."
-
-"For heaven's sake, don't think, or you'll find her snapped up; I have a
-prevision that you will. Go and say to Fanny 'marry me.' I _do_ want to
-see her settled, she's not like me, that can rough it, and she's just
-the girl to fling herself away on some rubbish."
-
-"I will see," said Mr Bevan. "I frankly confess that Miss Lambert--of
-course, this is between you and me--that Miss Lambert has made me think
-a good deal about her, but these things are not done in a moment."
-
-"Aren't they? I tell you love-making is just like making pancakes, if
-you don't do them quick they're done for. You just remember this, that
-many a man has proposed to a girl the first time he's met her and been
-accepted. Women like it, it's so different from the other thing--and,
-look here, kiss her first and ask her afterwards. Have two or three
-glasses of champagne--you've just got the steady brain that can stand
-it--and it will liven you up. I'm an old stager."
-
-"I will write to Miss Pursehouse from London to-morrow."
-
-"Dear me! I don't believe you've been listening to a word I've been
-saying. Well, go your own gate, as the old woman said to the cow that
-_would_ burst through the hedge and tumbled into the chalk-pit and broke
-its leg. What you going to do with that letter?"
-
-"I will read it in the train."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-THE AMBASSADOR
-
-
-It never rains but it pours. It was pouring just now with Leavesley.
-
-The morning after the excursion to Epping Forest he had written a long
-letter to Fanny: a business-like letter, explanatory of his prospects in
-life.
-
-He had exhibited in this year's Academy; he had exhibited in the New
-gallery--more, he had sold the Academy picture for forty pounds. He had
-a hundred a year of his own, which, as he sagaciously pointed out, was
-"something." If Fanny would only wait a year, give him something to hope
-for, something to live for, something to work for. Three pages of
-business-like statements ending with a fourth page of raving
-declarations of love. The letter of a lunatic, as all love-letters more
-or less are.
-
-He had posted this and waited for a reply, but none had come. He little
-knew that his letter and a bill for potatoes were behind a plate on the
-kitchen dresser at "The Laurels," stuffed there by Susannah in a fit of
-abstraction, also the outcome of the troubles of love.
-
-On top of this all sorts of minor worries fell upon him. Mark Moses and
-Sonenshine, stimulated by the two pounds ten paid on account, were
-bombarding him with requests for more. A colour-man was also active and
-troublesome, and a bootmaker lived on the stairs.
-
-Belinda, vice-president of the institution during Mrs Tugwell's sojourn
-at Margate, was "cutting up shines," cooking disgracefully, not cleaning
-boots, giving "lip" when remonstrated with, and otherwise revelling in
-her little brief authority. A man who had all but commissioned a
-portrait of a bull-dog sent word to say that the sittings couldn't take
-place as the dog was dead.
-
-Then a cat had slipped into his bedroom and kittened on his best suit
-of clothes; and Fernandez, the picture dealer to whom he had taken the
-John the Baptist on the top of a four-wheeler, had offered him five
-pounds ten for it; and, worst of all, driven by necessity, he had not
-haggled, but had taken the five pounds ten, thus for ever ruining
-himself with Fernandez, who had been quite prepared to pay fifteen.
-
-The Captain, who had suddenly come in for a windfall of eighty pounds,
-was going on like a millionaire--haunting the studio half-tipsy, profuse
-with offers of assistance and drinks, and, to cap all, the weather was
-torrid. The only consolation was Verneede, who would listen for hours to
-the praises of Miss Lambert, nodding his head like a Chinese mandarin
-and smoking Leavesley's cigarettes.
-
-"I don't know what to do," said the unhappy young man, during one of
-these conferences, "I don't know what to do. It's so unlike her."
-
-"Write again."
-
-"Not I--at least, how can I? If she won't answer _that_ letter there's
-no use in writing any more."
-
-"Call."
-
-"I'm not going to creep round like a dog that has been beaten."
-
-"True."
-
-"She may be ill, for all I know. How do I know that she is not ill?"
-
-"Illness, my dear Leavesley, is one of those things----"
-
-"I know--but the question is, how am I to find out?"
-
-"Could you not apply to their family physician? I should go to him,
-frankly----"
-
-"But I don't know who their doctor is--do talk sense. See here! could
-_you_ call and ask--ask did she get home all right, and that sort of
-thing?"
-
-"Most certainly, with pleasure, if it would relieve your feelings.
-Anything--anything I can do, my dear Leavesley, in an emergency like
-this you can count on me to do."
-
-"You needn't mention my name."
-
-"I shall carefully abstain."
-
-"Unless she asks, you know."
-
-"Certainly, unless she asks."
-
-"Armbruster came in this morning, he's going to America. He's got on to
-a big firm for book illustrating; he wanted me to go with him and try
-my luck--offered to pay the expenses. You might hint, perhaps, if the
-subject turns up, that you think I am going to America."
-
-"Certainly."
-
-"When can you go?"
-
-"Any time."
-
-"You might go now, for I'm awfully anxious to hear if she is all right.
-What's the time? Two--yes--if you go now you will get there about four."
-
-"Highgate?"
-
-"Yes--'The Laurels,' John's Road. Have you any money?"
-
-"Unfortunately I am rather unprovided with the necessary----"
-
-"Wait."
-
-Leavesley went to a little jug on the mantel and turned the contents of
-it into his hand.
-
-"Here's five shillings; will that be enough?"
-
-"Ample."
-
-"Now go, like a good fellow, and do come back here straight."
-
-"As an arrow."
-
-"Don't say anything about my letter."
-
-"Not a word, not a word."
-
-Mr Verneede departed, and the painter went on with his painting,
-feeling very much as Noah must have felt when the dove flew out of the
-Ark.
-
-Mr Verneede first made straight for his lodgings. He inhabited a
-top-floor back in Maple Street, a little street leading out of the
-King's Road.
-
-Here he blacked his boots, put bear's grease on his hair, and assumed a
-frock-coat a shade more respectable than the one he usually wore. Then,
-with his coat tightly buttoned, his best hat on his head, and his
-umbrella under his arm, he made off on his errand revolving in his
-wonderful mind the forthcoming interview. To assist thought, he turned
-into the four-ale bar of the "Spotted Dog." Here stood a woman with a
-baby in her arms, a regular customer, who was explaining domestic
-troubles to the sympathetic barmaid. Seeing Verneede seated with his ale
-before him, she included him in her audience. Half an hour later the old
-gentleman, having given much advice on the rearing of babies and
-management of husbands, emerged from the "Spotted Dog" slightly flushed
-and entirely happy.
-
-It seemed so much pleasanter and cooler to enter a public house than an
-omnibus, that the "King's Arms," where the omnibuses stood, swallowed
-him easily. Here an anarchistical house-painter, who was destructing the
-British Empire, included him in his remarks; and it was, somehow, nearly
-five o'clock before he left the "King's Arms" more flushed and most
-entirely happy, and took an omnibus for Hammersmith.
-
-At nine o'clock he was wandering about Hammersmith asking people to
-direct him to "The Hollies" in James' Road; at eleven he was criticising
-the London County Council in a bar-room somewhere in Shepherd's Bush,
-but it might have been in Paris or Berlin, Vienna or Madrid, for all
-_he_ knew or cared.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-A SURPRISE VISIT
-
-
-Verneede having departed on his mission, Leavesley resumed his work with
-a feeling of relief.
-
-He had done something. There is nothing that strains the mind so much
-as sitting waiting with hands folded, so to speak, doing nothing.
-
-When Noah closed the trap-door of the Ark having let forth the dove, he
-no doubt followed its flight with his mind's eye--here flitting over
-wastes of water, here perched on the island he desired.
-
-Even so Leavesley, as he worked, followed the flight of Verneede towards
-the object of his desires.
-
-Leavesley was one of those unhappy people who meet their pleasures and
-their troubles half-way. He was an imaginative man, moving in a most
-unimaginative world, and as a result he was always knocking his nose
-against the concrete. Needless to say, his forecasts were nearly always
-wrong. If he opened a letter thinking it contained a bill, it, ten to
-one, enclosed a theatre ticket or a cheque, and if he expected a cheque,
-fifty to one he received a bill.
-
-This temperament, however, sometimes has its advantages, for he was
-sitting now quite contentedly painting and getting on with his picture,
-whilst Mr Verneede was sitting quite contentedly in the bar of the
-"Spotted Dog."
-
-He was also smoking furiously with all the windows shut. To the artistic
-temperament at times comes moods, when it shuts all the windows,
-excluding noise and air, lights the foulest old pipe it can find, and,
-to use a good old public school term, "fugs."
-
-Suddenly he stopped work, half-sprang to his feet, palette in one hand,
-pipe in the other. A footstep was on the landing, a girl's footstep--it
-was _her_!
-
-The door opened, and his aunt stood before him.
-
-Since the other night when Fanny had dined with them, Miss Hancock had
-been much exercised in her mind.
-
-How on earth had Leavesley known of the affair? Had he referred to Fanny
-when he made that mysterious remark about his uncle and a girl, or was
-there _another_ girl? She had an axiom that when a man once begins to
-make a fool of himself he doesn't know where to stop; she had also a
-strong dash of her nephew's imaginative temperament. Fanny had troubled
-her at first; seraglios were now rising in her mental landscape. She had
-an intuition that her brother had broken the ice as regards the other
-sex, and a dreadful fear that now he had broken the ice he was going to
-bathe.
-
-"Whew!" said Miss Hancock, waving her parasol before her to dispel the
-clouds of smoke.
-
-"Aunt!"
-
-"For goodness sake, open the window. Open something--achu!--do you
-_live_ in this atmosphere?"
-
-Leavesley opened wide the windows, tapped the ashes of his pipe out on a
-sill, and turned to his aunt, who had taken her seat in an uncomfortable
-manner on a most comfortable armchair.
-
-"This is an unexpected pleasure!"
-
-Miss Hancock made no reply. It was the first time she had been in the
-studio, the first time she had been in any studio.
-
-She noticed the dust and the litter. The place was, in fact,
-extraordinarily untidy, for Belinda, engaged just now in the fascination
-of a policeman, had scarcely time even for such ordinary household
-duties as making beds without turning the mattresses, and flinging eggs
-into frying pans full of hot grease.
-
-As fate would have it, or curiosity rather, Belinda at this moment
-entered the studio, attired in a sprigged cotton gown four inches
-shorter in front than behind as if to display to their full a pair of
-wonderful feet shod in list slippers. Her front hair was bound in
-Hindes' hair-binders tight down to her head, displaying a protruberant
-forehead that seemed to have been polished. It was the only thing
-polished about Belinda, and she made a not altogether pleasing picture
-as she slunk into the studio to "look for something," but in reality to
-take stock of the visitor.
-
-It would have been much happier for her if she had stayed away.
-
-She was slinking out again when Miss Hancock, who had been following her
-every movement, said:
-
-"Stop, please!"
-
-Belinda, with her hand on the door handle, faced round.
-
-"Are you the servant here?"
-
-"Yus"--sulkily.
-
-"And I suppose you are paid to keep this room in order. Where's your
-mistress?"
-
-"She's in Margate," cut in Leavesley.
-
-"Stop twiddling that door handle," said Miss Hancock, entirely ignoring
-Leavesley, "and attend to what I'm saying. If you are paid to keep this
-room in order you are defrauding your mistress, and girls who defraud
-their mistresses end in something worse. Go, get a duster."
-
-The feelings of Cruiser, when he first came under the hands of Mr Rarey,
-may have been comparable to the feelings of Belinda before this
-servant-tamer.
-
-She recognised a mistress, but she did not give in at once. She stood
-looking sulkily from Leavesley to his aunt, and from his aunt to
-Leavesley.
-
-Miss Hancock had no legal power over her, it was all moral.
-
-"Go, get a duster and a broom," cried Miss Hancock, stamping her foot.
-
-One second more the animal stood in mute rebellion, then it went off and
-got the duster and the broom.
-
-"Take up that strip of carpet," commanded Mr Leavesley's aunt, when the
-duster and the broom returned in the hands of the animal. "Whew! Throw
-it outside the door and beat it in the back garden, if you have such a
-thing--burn it if you haven't. Give me the duster. Now sweep the floor,
-whilst I do these shelves; Frank, put those books in a heap. Whew! does
-no one ever clean this place? Ha! what are you doing sweeping under the
-couch? Pull out that couch. Mercy!!!"
-
-Under the couch there was a heap of miscellaneous things--empty
-cigarette tins, an empty beer bottle, an empty whisky bottle, half a
-pack of cards, a dress tie, a glove, "The Three Musketeers," and an old
-waistcoat--_and_ dust, mounds of dust.
-
-Miss Hancock looked at this. Like the coster who looked back along the
-City road to see the way strewn with cabbages, lettuces, and onions
-which had leaked from his faulty barrow, language was quite inadequate
-to express her feelings.
-
-"Go, get a dust-pan," she said at last, "and a basket. Be quick about
-it. Mercy!!!"
-
-By the time the place was in order, Belinda, to Leavesley's
-astonishment, had become transformed from a sulky-looking slattern to a
-semi-respectable-looking servant girl.
-
-"That will do," said Miss Hancock in a magisterial voice, when the last
-consignment of rubbish had been removed. "Now, you can go."
-
-As the boar sharpens its tusks against a tree preparatory to using them
-to carve human flesh, so had Miss Hancock sharpened the tusks of her
-temper upon Belinda.
-
-"No thanks, I don't want any tea," she said, replying to Leavesley's
-invitation. "I've come to ask you for an explanation."
-
-"What of?"
-
-"What you said the other day."
-
-"What did I say the other day?"
-
-"About your uncle."
-
-"About my uncle?" he replied, wrinkling his forehead. He couldn't for
-the life of him think what she was driving at; he had quite forgotten
-his Parthian remark about the "girl," the thing had no root in his
-mind--a bubble made of words that had risen to the surface of his mind,
-burst, and been forgotten.
-
-Miss Hancock had her own way of dealing with hypocrites. "Well, we will
-say no more about your uncle. How about Miss Lambert?"
-
-Leavesley made a little spring from his chair, as if some one had stuck
-a pin into him, and changed colour violently.
-
-"How--what do you know about Miss Lambert?----"
-
-"I know all about it," said Miss Hancock grimly. She was so very clever
-that she had got hold of the wrong end of the stick entirely, as very
-clever people sometimes do. If she had come to him frankly she would
-have found out that he was Fanny's lover, and not James Hancock's
-confidant and go-between, as she now felt sure he was.
-
-Unhappy Leavesley! his love affair with Fanny seemed destined to be
-mulled by every one who had a hand in it.
-
-"If you know all about it," he said sulkily, "that ends the matter."
-
-"Unfortunately it doesn't."
-
-"What do you mean?"
-
-"It's dreadful," said Miss Hancock, apparently addressing a tobacco jar
-that stood on the table, "it's dreadful to watch a man consciously and
-deliberately making a fool of himself--to sit by and watch it, and not
-be able to move a hand."
-
-Of course he thought she referred to himself, but he was so accustomed
-to hear his aunt calling people fools that her remarks did not ruffle
-him.
-
-"But what I can't understand is this," he said. "Who _told_ you about
-Fanny--I mean Miss Lambert?"
-
-"Fanny!" said the lady with a sniff. "You call her Fanny?"
-
-"Of course."
-
-"Of _course_!"
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"Why _not_!"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"The world has altered since I was a girl, that's all." Then with deep
-sarcasm--"Does your uncle know that you call her Fanny?"
-
-"Of course not; I've never told him."
-
-Miss Hancock stared at him stonily, then she spoke. "Are _you_ in love
-with her too?" she asked.
-
-"What do you mean by 'too'?"
-
-"Frank Leavesley, don't shuffle and prevaricate. Are you in love with
-her?"
-
-"Of course I am; every one who meets her must love her. I believe old
-Verneede is in love with her. Love with her! I'd lay my life down for
-her, but it's hopeless--hopeless----"
-
-"I trust so indeed," replied Miss Hancock.
-
-For a minute he thought his aunt must be a little bit mad: this was more
-than her ordinary contrariness; then he went back to his original
-question.
-
-"I want to know who told you about this."
-
-"Bridgewater, for one," replied Miss Hancock.
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-"Yes, Bridgewater."
-
-"But he knows nothing about it," cried Leavesley. "He couldn't have told
-you."
-
-"He told me everything--Miss Lambert's visit to the Zoological Gardens,
-her----"
-
-"You may as well be exact whilst you are about it; it wasn't the
-Zoological Gardens, it was Epping Forest."
-
-"Frank Leavesley, a lie is bad enough, but a silly lie is much worse.
-Miss Lambert herself told me it was the Zoological Gardens; perhaps she
-has been to Epping Forest as well; perhaps next it will be a visit to
-Paris. _I_ wash my hands of the affair."
-
-"You have seen Miss Lambert?"
-
-"No matter what I have seen. I have seen enough to make me open my
-eyes--and shut them again."
-
-Leavesley was now fuming about the studio. What on earth had possessed
-Bridgewater? How on earth had he found out about the affair, and how had
-he come to twist Epping Forest into the Zoological Gardens?
-
-"----_and_ shut them again," resumed Miss Hancock. "However, it is none
-of my business, but if there is such a thing as honour you ought, in my
-humble opinion, to go to your uncle and tell him the state of your
-feelings towards Miss Lambert."
-
-"I'll go," said Leavesley--"go to the office to-day; and if uncle
-chooses to keep that antiquated liar of a Bridgewater in his service any
-longer after what I tell him, it will be his own look-out."
-
-Miss Hancock had not reckoned on this, she looked uncomfortable.
-
-"Bridgewater is an honourable man, who has acted for the best."
-
-"I know," said Leavesley. "Now, I must go out; I have some business.
-Are you sure you won't have some tea?"
-
-"No tea, thank you," replied Miss Hancock, rising to depart.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-THE UNEXPLAINED
-
-
-It was just as well she refused the tea, for there was no one to make
-it. She had hypnotised Belinda, and Belinda coming out of the hypnotic
-state was having hysterical convulsions in the kitchen, assisted by the
-charwoman.
-
-"Belinda," cried Leavesley down the kitchen stairs, he had rung his bell
-vainly, "are you there?"
-
-"She's hill, sir," replied a hoarse voice, "I'm a-lookin' arter her."
-
-"Oh, well, if a Mr Verneede calls, will you ask him to wait for me? I'll
-be back soon."
-
-"Yessir."
-
-He left the house and proceeded as fast as omnibuses could take him to
-Southampton Row.
-
-Bridgewater was out, but Mr Wolf, the second in command, ushered him
-into Hancock's room.
-
-"Well," said Hancock, who was writing a letter--"Oh, it's you. Sit down,
-sit down for a minute."
-
-He went on with his letter, and Leavesley took his seat and sat in a
-simmering state listening to the squeaking of the quill pen, and framing
-in his mind indictments against Bridgewater.
-
-If he had been in a state of mind to absorb details he might have
-noticed that his uncle was looking younger and brighter. But the
-youthfulness or brightness of Mr Hancock were indifferent to him
-absorbed as he was with his own thoughts.
-
-"Well," said Hancock, finishing his letter with a flourish and leaning
-back in his chair.
-
-"Aunt came to see me to-day," said Leavesley, "and I came on here at
-once. It's most disgraceful."
-
-"What?"
-
-"Bridgewater. You've got a man in your office who is not to be trusted,
-a mischief-making old----"
-
-"Dear me, what's all this? A man in the office not to be trusted? To
-whom do you refer?"
-
-"Bridgewater."
-
-"Bridgewater?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"What has he been doing?"
-
-"Doing! He has been sneaking round to my aunt telling tales about a
-lady; that's what he has been doing."
-
-"What lady?"
-
-"A Miss Lambert. He told her she had been to the Zoological Gardens
-with----"
-
-Hancock raised his hand. "Don't go on," he said, "I know it all."
-
-"You know it all?"
-
-"Yes, and I have given Bridgewater a right good dressing down--meddling
-old stupid!"
-
-Leavesley was greatly taken back at this.
-
-"It's not his fault," continued Hancock. "It's your aunt's fault; she
-put him on to spy. However, it's rather a delicate subject, and we won't
-pursue it, but"--suddenly and in a friendly tone--"I take it very kindly
-of you to come round and tell me this."
-
-"I thought I'd better come," said the young man; "besides, the thing
-put me in such a wax. Of course, if he was egged on by aunt, it's not so
-much his fault."
-
-"I take it very kindly of you, and we'll say no more about it." He
-lapsed into meditation, and Leavesley sat filled with a vague feeling of
-surprise.
-
-Every one seemed a little out of the ordinary to-day. Why on earth did
-his uncle take this news so very kindly?
-
-"I've been thinking," said Hancock suddenly--then abruptly: "How are you
-financially, now?"
-
-"Oh, pretty bad. I had to sell a picture of John the Baptist for five
-pounds the other day; it was worth twenty."
-
-"When your mother married your father," said Hancock, leaning back in
-his chair, "she flew in the face of her family. He was penniless and a
-painter."
-
-"I don't want to hear anything against my father," said Leavesley
-tartly. "Yes, he was penniless and a painter, and she married him, and
-I'm glad she did. She loved him, that was quite enough."
-
-"If you will excuse me," said Hancock, "I was going to say nothing
-against your father. I think a love-match--er--um--well, no matter. I am
-only stating the facts. She flew in the face of her family, and as a
-result the money that might have been hers, went to your aunt."
-
-"And a nice use she makes of it."
-
-"The hundred a year left you by your parents," resumed the lawyer,
-ignoring this reply, "is, I admit, a pittance. I offered you, however,
-as the head of the family, and feeling that your mother had not received
-exactly justice, I offered you the choice of a profession. I offered to
-take you into this office. You refused, preferring to be a painter. Now,
-I am not stingy, but I have seen much of the world, and in my
-experience, the less money a young man has in starting in life, the more
-likely is he to arrive at the top of the tree. You have, however, now
-started; I have been making enquiries, and you seem to be working, and I
-am pleased with you for two things. Firstly, when you came to me the
-other day for money for a--foolish purpose you didn't lie over the
-matter and say you wanted the money for your landlady, as nine out of
-ten young men would have done. Secondly, for coming to me to-day and
-apprising me of the unpleasant intelligence, to which we will not again
-refer. I appreciate loyalty."
-
-He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his note-case.
-
-"What's your present liabilities?"
-
-"Oh, I owe about ten pounds."
-
-"Sure that's all?"
-
-"Of course, I'd tell you if it was more; it's somewhere about that."
-
-Hancock took a five-pound note and a ten-pound note out of the
-note-case, looked at them both, and then put the ten-pound note back.
-
-"I'm going to lend you five pounds," he said. "It will serve for present
-expenses, and I expect you to pay me it back before the end of the
-week." He held out the note.
-
-"You had better keep it," said his nephew, "for there's not the remotest
-chance of my paying you before the end of the week."
-
-"Take the note," said Hancock testily, "and don't keep me holding it out
-all day; you don't know what may happen in the course of a week. Take
-the note."
-
-"Well, I'll take it if you _will_ have it so; and I'll pay you back some
-time if I don't this week."
-
-"Now good day," said Hancock. "I'm busy."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR
-
-
-He left the office feeling depressed. Spent anger generally leaves
-depression behind it.
-
-Hancock's admission that his mother had been treated harshly by her
-family, though a well-known fact to him, did not decrease his gloom. He
-considered the thousands that ought to have fallen to her share, that
-had fallen to the share of Patience instead. For a second a wild hatred
-of the Hancocks and all their ways filled his breast, and he felt an
-inclination to take the five-pound note from his pocket, roll it into a
-ball, and fling it into the gutter. Not being a lunatic, he didn't. He
-went and dined instead, though it was only a little after five, and
-having dined he went back to the studio.
-
-Verneede had not yet returned. At ten o'clock Verneede had not yet
-returned. Midnight struck.
-
-"Can he be staying there the night?" thought Leavesley, who had gone to
-bed with a novel and a pipe and an ear, so to say, on every footstep
-ascending the stairs.
-
-People often stayed the night at the Lamberts' drinking punch and
-playing cards; he had done so himself once.
-
-He woke at seven and dressed, and at eight he was standing before the
-house of Verneede in Maple Street.
-
-"Hin!" said the landlady, "I should think he was hin; and thankful he
-ought to be he's not hin the police station."
-
-"Good gracious, what has happened?"
-
-"Woke us up at two in the mornin' hangin' like a coal sack over the
-railin's; might a-tumbled into the airy and broke his neck. Disgraceful,
-I call it!"
-
-"May I go up and see him?"
-
-"Yus, you can go up--he's in the top floor back--trouble enough we had
-to get him there."
-
-Leavesley went up to the top floor back. The unfortunate Verneede was in
-bed, trying to remember things. He had brought his umbrella home safely,
-but in the pockets of his clothes, after diligent search in the grey
-dawn, he had been able to discover only one halfpenny. To make up for
-this deficiency, his head was swelled up till it felt like a pumpkin.
-
-"Good gracious, Verneede," cried Leavesley, staring at him, "what on
-earth has happened to you?
-
-"A fit, I think," said Verneede.
-
-"Did you go to Highgate?"
-
-"Of course--of course; pray, my dear Leavesley, hand me the washing
-jug."
-
-He began to drink from the jug.
-
-"Stop!" said Leavesley, "you'll burst!"
-
-"I'm better now," said Mr Verneede, placing the jug, half empty, on the
-floor, and passing his hand across his brow.
-
-"Then go on and tell me all about it."
-
-Verneede had no recollection of anything at all save a few more or less
-unpleasant incidents. He remembered the "Spotted Dog," the "King's
-Arms"; he remembered streets; he remembered being turned out of
-somewhere.
-
-"Tell you about what?"
-
-"Good gracious--about the Lamberts, of course. What time did you get
-there?"
-
-"Half-past two, I think."
-
-"You couldn't; you only left the studio at two."
-
-"Half-past four, I mean; yes, it was half-past four."
-
-"When did you leave?"
-
-Verneede scratched his head.
-
-"Six."
-
-"You saw Miss Lambert?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Look here, Verneede, you were all right when you got there, I hope?"
-
-"Perfectly, absolutely."
-
-"What did you talk about?"
-
-"We talked of various topics."
-
-"Did you mention my name?"
-
-"Ah yes," said Verneede, "I told her what you said."
-
-"What?"
-
-"About your going to Australia."
-
-"America, you owl," cried Leavesley.
-
-"America, I mean--America, of course--America."
-
-"What did she say?"
-
-"She said--she hoped you'd have a fine voyage, that the weather would be
-fine, in short, or words to that effect."
-
-Leavesley sighed.
-
-"Was that all she said?"
-
-"Absolutely."
-
-"Did you say anything about the letter I wrote her?"
-
-"Yes; I remembered that."
-
-"But I told you _not_."
-
-"It escaped me," said Verneede weakly.
-
-"What did she say?"
-
-"She said it didn't matter; at least that is what I gathered from her."
-
-"How do you mean gathered from her?"
-
-"From her manner."
-
-Leavesley sighed again, and Verneede leaned back on his pillow. He did
-not know in the least whether he had been at Lamberts' or not--he hoped
-he hadn't.
-
-
-
-
-_PART V_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-GOUT
-
-
-Since her visit to Leavesley Miss Hancock felt certain that her system
-of petty espionage had been discovered: the question remained as to what
-course her brother would take. He had as yet said nothing.
-
-One fact stood before her very plainly: his infatuation for Miss
-Lambert. She had examined Fanny very attentively, and despite the fact
-that she had plotted and planned for years to keep her brother single,
-had he at that moment entered the room with the news that he was engaged
-to be married to George Lambert's daughter, she would have received it
-not altogether as a blow. In her lifelong opposition to his marrying,
-she had always figured his possible wife as a woman who would oust her,
-but Fanny was totally unlike all other girls she had ever met--very
-different from Miss Wilkinson and the other middle-class young women,
-with minds of their own, from whom she had fortunately or unfortunately
-guarded her brother. There were new possibilities about Fanny. She was
-so soft and so charmingly irresponsible that the idea of hectoring,
-ordering, directing and generally sitting upon her was equivalent to the
-idea of a new pleasure in life. To order, to put straight, to admonish
-were functions as necessary to Miss Hancock's being as excretion or
-respiration; a careless housemaid to correct, or a shiftless friend to
-advise, called these functions into play; and the process, however it
-affected the housemaid or the friend, left Miss Hancock a healthier and
-happier woman.
-
-The Almighty, who, however we may look at the fact, made the fly to be
-the intimate companion of the spider, seemed in the construction of Miss
-Lambert to have had the vital requirements of Miss Hancock decidedly in
-view.
-
-She had almost begun to form plans as to Fanny's dress allowance, in the
-event of her marriage--how it should be spent; her hair, how it should
-be dressed; and her life, how it should be generally made a
-conglomeration of petty miseries.
-
-On the night before the day Bevan left for Sussex Mr Hancock and his
-great toe had a conversation. What his right great toe said to Mr
-Hancock that night I will report very shortly for the benefit of elderly
-gentlemen in general; Anacreon has said the thing much better in verse,
-but verse is out of date. Said the right great toe of Mr Hancock in a
-monologue punctuated with the stabs of a stiletto:
-
-"How old are you? Sixty-three? (stab), that's what you say, but you know
-very well you were born sixty-five years and six months ago. Wake up
-(stab, stab), you must not go to sleep. Sixty-five--five years more and
-you will be seventy; fifteen years more and you'll be _eighty_, and you
-are in love (stab, stab, stab). _I'll_ teach you to eat sweet cakes and
-ice creams; I'll (stab) teach you to drink Burgundy. And you dared to
-call me Arthritic Rheumatism the other night, you (stab) dared! Now, go
-to sleep (stab, stab) ... wake up again, I want to speak to you," etc.,
-etc., etc.
-
-Gout talks to one very like a woman: you cannot reply to it, it simply
-talks on.
-
-At eight o'clock next morning, when Miss Hancock left her room, Boffins
-informed her that her brother was ill and wished to see her.
-
-"I'm all right," said James, who was lying in bed with the sheets up to
-his nose, "I'm all right--for heaven's sake, don't fidget with that
-window blind--I want my letters brought up; shan't go to the office
-to-day. You can send round and tell Bridgewater to call, and send for
-Carter, I've got a touch of this Arthritic Rheumatism (ow!)--do ask that
-servant to make less row on the stairs. No, don't want any breakfast."
-
-"Well, Hancock," said Dr Carter, when he arrived, "got it again--whew!
-There's a foot! What have you been eating?"
-
-"Nothing," groaned the patient; "it's worry has done it, I believe."
-
-"Now, don't talk nonsense. What have you been eating and drinking?"
-
-"Well, I believe I had an ice-cream some days ago, and--a cake."
-
-"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of port--come, confess your
-sins."
-
-"No, a glass of Burgundy."
-
-"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of Burgundy--well, you can commit
-suicide if you choose, but I can only warn you of this that if you wish
-to commit suicide in a _most unpleasant manner_ you'll do such a thing
-again."
-
-"Dash it, Carter--oh, Lord! go gently, don't touch it there! What's the
-good of being alive? I remember the days when I could drink a whole
-bottle of port without turning a hair."
-
-"I know--but you're not as young as you were then, Hancock."
-
-"Oh, do say something original--say I'm getting old, and have done with
-it!"
-
-"It's not your age so much as your diathesis," said the pitiless Carter.
-"It's unfortunate for you, but there you are. You might be worse, every
-man is born with a disease. Yours is gout--you might be worse. Suppose
-you had aneurism? Now, here's a prescription; get it made up at once.
-Thank goodness, you can stand colchicum."
-
-"How long will it be before I'm all right?"
-
-"A week, at least."
-
-"Oh Lord!"
-
-"There, you are grumbling. Remember, my dear fellow, that living is a
-business as well as lawyering. Take life easy, and forget the office for
-a few days."
-
-"I wasn't thinking of the office--give me that writing-case over there;
-I must write a letter."
-
-When Bridgewater arrived half an hour later, he found his master
-laboriously addressing an envelope.
-
-"Take that and post it, Bridgewater." Bridgewater took it and placed it
-in his pocket without looking at the address upon it, and having
-reported on the morning letters, and received advice as to dealing with
-one or two matters, ambled off on his errand.
-
-That evening at five o'clock, when Patience brought him up a cup of tea
-and the evening newspaper, James, considerably eased by the colchicum
-and pills of Dr Carter, said: "Put the tea on the table there, and sit
-down, Patience. I wish to speak to you."
-
-Patience sat down, took her knitting from her apron pocket, and began to
-knit.
-
-"I have written a letter to-day to Miss Lambert."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"An important letter, a vitally important letter to me."
-
-"You mean, James, that you have written a letter of proposal--that you
-intend, in short, to marry Miss Lambert?"
-
-"That is precisely my meaning."
-
-"Humph!"
-
-"Does the idea displease you?"
-
-"Yes, and no."
-
-"Please explain what you mean by 'yes' and 'no'; the expression lacks
-lucidity, to say the least of it."
-
-"I mean that it would be much better for you to remain as you are; but
-if you do intend to commit yourself in this way, well--Miss Lambert is
-at least a lady."
-
-The keen eye of James examined his sister's face as she spoke, and he
-knew that what she said she meant. Despite all his tall talk to
-Bridgewater about sending his sister packing her influence upon him was
-very strong; thirty years of diffidence to her opinion in the minor
-details of life had not passed without leaving their effect upon his
-will; besides he, as a business man, had great admiration for her
-astuteness and power of dealing with things. Active opposition to his
-matrimonial plans would not have altered them, but it would have made
-him unhappy.
-
-"I am glad you think that," he said. "Give me the tea."
-
-"Mind," said Miss Hancock, as she handed the beverage, "I wash my hands
-of the matter; I think it distinctly unwise, considering your age,
-considering her age, considering everything."
-
-"Well, all that lies with me. You will be civil and kind to her,
-Patience?"
-
-"It is not my habit to be unkind to any one. You have written, you say,
-to her to-day; you wrote without consulting me--the step is taken, and
-you must abide by it. I hope it will be for your happiness, James."
-
-He was watching her intently, and was satisfied.
-
-"I wish," he said, putting the cup down on the table beside the bed, "I
-wish you knew her better."
-
-"I will call upon her," said Miss Hancock, counting her stitches; "she
-left her parasol behind her last night, I will take it back to her----"
-
-"No, don't, for goodness sake!" said James, the Lambert _ménage_ rising
-before him, and also a vague dread that his sister, despite her
-appearance and words of goodwill--or rather semi-goodwill--might be
-traitorously disposed at heart. "At least--I don't know--I suppose it
-would be the right thing to do."
-
-"I am not especially anxious to call," said Miss Hancock, who had quite
-made up her mind to journey to Highgate on the morrow and spy out the
-land of the Lamberts for herself. "In fact, the only possible day I
-could call would be to-morrow before noon. I have a meeting in Sloane
-Square to attend at five, and on Wednesday I have three engagements, two
-on Thursday; Friday I have to spend the day with Aunt Catherine at
-Windsor, where I will remain over Sunday."
-
-"Well, call to-morrow and bring her back her parasol--oh, _damn_!"
-
-"James!"
-
-"Oh Lord! I thought some one had shot a bullet into my foot. Give me the
-medicine, quick, and send round for Carter. I must have some opium, or
-I won't sleep a wink."
-
-Miss Hancock administered the dose, and retired downstairs, when she
-sent a message to Dr Carter and ordered the lilac parasol of Miss
-Lambert to be wrapped in paper. Then she sent a message to the livery
-stables to order the hired brougham, which she employed several times a
-week, to be in attendance at 9.30 the following morning, to drive her to
-Highgate.
-
-But next morning her brother was so bad that she could not leave him.
-But she called one morning later on.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE RESULT
-
-
-The Lamberts as a rule took things easy in the morning. Breakfast was at
-any time that was suitable to the convenience and appetite of each
-individual; the things were generally cleared away by half-past eleven
-or twelve, a matter of half an hour lost in the forenoon made little
-difference in the revolution of their day.
-
-At half-past ten on the morning of Miss Hancock's descent upon her,
-Fanny was seated at the breakfast-table. It was a glorious day, filled
-with the warmth of summer, the scent of roses, and the songs of birds. A
-letter from her father lay beside her on the table; it had arrived by
-the morning's post, and contained great news--good news, too, yet the
-goodness of it was not entirely reflected in her face.
-
-The worries of life were weighing on Miss Lambert; James Hancock's
-unanswered letter was not the least of these. She had laughed on
-receiving it, then she had cried. She had written three or four letters
-in answer to it, beginning, "Dear Mr Hancock," "My dear Mr Hancock,"
-"_Please_ do not think me horrid," etc.; but it was no use, each was a
-distinct refusal, yet each seemed either too cold or too warm. "If I
-send this," said she, "it will hurt him horribly, and he has been so
-kind. Oh dear! why will men be so stupid, they are so nice if they'd
-only not worry one to marry them. If I send _this_ it will only make
-him think that I will 'have him in the end,' as Susannah says. I wish I
-were a man."
-
-Besides love troubles household worries had their place. James had gone
-very much to pieces morally in the last few days. He had taken
-diligently to drink, the writing and quoting of poetry, and the pawning
-of unconsidered trifles; between the bouts, in those fits of remorse,
-which may be likened to the Fata Morgana of true repentance, he had
-expended his energy on all sorts of household duties not required of
-him: winding up clocks to their destruction, smashing china, and
-scattering coals all over the place in attempts to convey over-full
-scuttles to wrong rooms and in the face of gravity. The effect upon
-Susannah of these eccentricities can be best described by the fact that
-she lived now most of her time with her apron over her head. Housework
-under these circumstances became a matter of some difficulty.
-
-It wanted some twenty minutes to eleven when the "brougham with
-celluloid fittings," containing Miss Hancock, drove up the drive and
-stopped before "The Laurels."
-
-Miss Hancock stepped out and up the steps, noticing to the minutest
-detail the neglect before and around her.
-
-She gave her own characteristic knock--sharp, decided, and
-business-like; she would also have given her own characteristic ring,
-but that the bell failed to respond, the pull produced half a foot of
-wire but no sound, and the knob, when she dropped it, dangled wearily as
-if to say, "Now see what you've done! N'matter, _I_ don't care."
-
-She waited a little and knocked again; this time came footsteps and the
-sound of bars coming down and bolts being unshot, the door opened two
-inches on the chain, and the same pale blue eye and undecided-coloured
-fringe that had appeared to Mr Bevan, appeared to the now incensed Miss
-Hancock.
-
-Just as the rabbit peeping from its burrow sees the stoat and recognises
-its old ancestral enemy, so Susannah, in Miss Hancock, beheld the Foe of
-herself and all her tribe.
-
-"Is Miss Lambert at home?" asked the visitor sharply.
-
-"Yus, she's in."
-
-"Then open the door, I wish to see her."
-
-Susannah banged the door to, not to exclude the newcomer, but simply to
-release the chain. Then she opened it again wide, as if to let in an
-elephant.
-
-Susannah had not presented a particularly spruce appearance on the day
-when Mr Bevan called and we first met her, but this morning she was
-simply--awful.
-
-A lock of hair like a bight of half-unravelled cable hung down behind
-her ear, her old print dress was indescribable, and she had, apparently,
-some one else's slippers on. She had also the weary air of a person who
-had been watching in a sick room all the night.
-
-Miss Hancock took this figure in with one snapshot glance; also the hall
-untidied, the floor undusted, the dust-pan and brush laid on the stairs,
-a trap for the unwary to step on; the grandfather's clock pointing to
-quarter to six, and many other things which I have not seen or noticed,
-but which were clear to Miss Hancock, just as nebulæ and stars which,
-looking in the direction of I cannot see, are clear to the two-foot
-reflecting telescope of the Yerkes observatory.
-
-Susannah escorted the sniffing visitor into the library, dusted with
-her apron the very same chair she had dusted for Mr Bevan, said, "I'll
-tell Miss Fanny," and left the room, closing the door with a snap that
-spoke, not volumes, but just simply words.
-
-The night before, after the other members of the household had retired,
-James had taken it into his head to sit up in the library over the
-remains of the fire left by Fanny. The room, as a consequence, reeked of
-stale tobacco, a tumbler stood on the table convenient to the armchair.
-Needless to say, the tumbler was empty.
-
-Miss Hancock looked around her at the books, at the carpet, at the
-general litter. She came to the mantelpiece and touched it, looked at
-the tip of her gloved finger to assay the quantity of dust to the square
-millimetre, said, "Pah!" and sat down in the armchair. A _Pink Un_ of
-George Lambert's lay invitingly near her on the table; she picked it up,
-glanced at the title, read a joke, turned purple, and dropped the
-raciest of all racing papers just as Fanny, fresh and charming, but
-somewhat bewildered-looking, entered the room.
-
-Fanny felt sure that this visit of Miss Hancock's had something to do
-with the letter of her brother's. She was relieved when her visitor,
-after extending a hand emotionless and chill as the fin of a turtle,
-said:
-
-"I had some business in Highgate, so I thought I would take the
-opportunity of returning your parasol, which you left behind you the
-other night."
-
-"Thanks awfully," said Fanny; "it's awfully good of you to take the
-trouble. Please excuse the untidiness; we are in a great upset for--the
-painters are coming in. Won't you come into the breakfast-room? There's
-a fire there; it's not cold, I know, but I always think a fire is so
-bright."
-
-She led the way to the breakfast-room, her visitor following, anxious to
-see as much as she could of the inner working of the Lambert household.
-
-She gave a little start at the sight of the breakfast things not
-removed, and another start at sight of the provender laid out for one
-small person. The remains of a round of beef graced one end of the
-board, and a haddock that, had it been let grow, would assuredly have
-ended its life in the form of a whale, the other; there was also jam and
-other things, including some shortbread on a plate.
-
-"Have you had breakfast?" asked Fanny in a hospitable tone of voice.
-
-"I breakfasted at quarter to eight," said Miss Hancock with a scarcely
-perceptible emphasis on the "I."
-
-"I know we're awfully late as a rule," said Fanny, as they sat down near
-the window, in and out of which the wasps were coming, and through which
-the sun shone, laying a burning square on the carpet, "but I hate early
-breakfast. When I breakfast at eight I feel a hundred years old by
-twelve. Did you ever notice how awfully long mornings are?"
-
-"My mornings," said Miss Hancock, laying a scarcely perceptible accent
-on the "my," "are all too short; an hour lost in the morning is never
-regained. You cannot expect servants to be active and diligent without
-you set them the example. We are placed, I think, in a very responsible
-position with regard to our servants: as we make them so they are."
-
-"Do you think so?" said Fanny, trying to consider what part she possibly
-could have had in the construction of James and the helpmeet Susannah.
-
-"I am sure of it. If we are idle or lazy ourselves they imitate us; they
-are like children, and we should treat them as such. I ring the bell at
-half-past five every morning for the maids, and I expect them to be down
-by six."
-
-"What time do you get up?"
-
-"Half-past seven."
-
-"Then," said Fanny, laughing, "you don't set them--I mean they set you
-the example, for they are up before you."
-
-"I spoke figuratively," said Miss Hancock rather stiffly, and eyeing the
-handmaiden who had just appeared at the door to remove the things.
-
-"Give the fish to the cats, Susannah," said her mistress, "and be sure
-to take the bones out; one nearly choked," she said, resuming her
-conversation with her visitor, "the other morning."
-
-"Hum!" said Miss Hancock, unenthusiastic on the subject of choking cats.
-"Do you always feed your animals on--good food?"
-
-"Yes, of course."
-
-"You are very young, and, of course, it is no affair of mine, but I
-think in housekeeping--having first of all regard to waste--one ought to
-consider how many poor people are starving. I send all my scraps to the
-St Mark's Refuge Home, an excellent institution."
-
-"I used to give a lot of food away," said Fanny, "but I found it didn't
-pay, people didn't want it. We had a barrel of beer that no one drank,
-so I gave a tramp a jugful once, and he made a mark somewhere on the
-house, and after that twenty or thirty tramps a day called. We couldn't
-find the mark, so father had to have the whole lower part of the house
-lime-washed, and the gate pillars. After that he said no more food was
-to be given away, or beer."
-
-"There are poor and poor. To give beer to a tramp is in my opinion a
-distinctly wicked act; it is simply feeding the flames of drunkenness,
-as Mr Bulders says. You have heard of Mr Bulders?"
-
-"N--no."
-
-"I must introduce you. I hope you will like him, he is a great friend of
-ours. Your Christian name is Fanny, I believe. May I call you Fanny?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny. "How queer it is, nobody knows me for--I mean,
-everybody always asks me that before I have known them for more----"
-
-"Everybody?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Gentlemen, my dear child, surely not?"
-
-"Yes, they do."
-
-Miss Hancock said nothing, but sat for a moment in silence gloating over
-the girl before her. Here was a gold-mine of pure correction--the
-metaphor is mixed perhaps, but you will understand it. Then she said:
-"And do you permit it?"
-
-"Oh, _I_ don't care."
-
-"But I fancy, your father----" Miss Hancock paused.
-
-"Oh, father doesn't mind; every one has called me Fanny since I was so
-high."
-
-"Yes, but, my dear girl, you are no longer a _child_. Fathers are
-indulgent, and sometimes blind to what the world thinks; consider, when
-you come to marry, when you come to have a husband----"
-
-"Oh, I hope it'll be a long time before I come to that," said Fanny, in
-a tone of voice as if general service or the workhouse were the topic of
-discussion.
-
-Miss Hancock took a rather deep inspiration, and was dumb for a moment.
-
-"I understood my brother to say that he had written to you on a subject
-touching your welfare and his happiness?"
-
-Fanny flushed all over her face and neck. Only a little child or a very
-young girl can blush like that--a blush that passes almost as quickly as
-it comes, and is, perhaps, of all emotional expressions the most natural
-and charming.
-
-"I did have a letter," she faltered, "and I have tried to answer it, am
-going to answer it--I am so sorry----"
-
-"I don't see the necessity of being sorry," said the elder lady. "One
-does not answer a letter of that description flippantly and by the next
-post; my brother will quite understand and appreciate the cause of
-delay."
-
-"Oh, but it's not the _delay_ I'm sorry for, it's the--it's the having
-to say that--I can't say what he wants me to say."
-
-Miss Hancock raised her eyebrows. Miss Lambert's English was enough to
-raise a grammarian from the grave, but it was not at the English that
-Miss Hancock evinced surprise.
-
-James Hancock was not as old to his sister as he appeared to the rest
-of the world, though she knew his age to a day and had quoted it as an
-argument against his marriage; she did not appreciate the fact that he
-looked every day of his age, and even perhaps a few days over.
-
-It is a pathetic and sometimes beautiful--and sometimes ugly--fact that
-we are blind to much in the people we live with and grow up with. Joan
-sees Darby very much as she saw him thirty years ago, and to Miss
-Hancock her younger brother was her younger brother; and her younger
-brother, to a woman, is never old. Besides being in the "prime of life,"
-James was clever; besides being clever, he was rich, very rich. What
-more could a girl want?
-
-"You mean," said Patience, "that you cannot accept his proposition."
-
-"N--no--that is, I'd _like_ to, but I can't."
-
-"If you 'liked' to do it, I do not see what is to prevent you."
-
-"Oh, it's not that sort of liking. I mean I'd like to like him, I do
-like him, but not in the way he wants."
-
-"It is no affair of mine," said Miss Hancock, "not in the least, but I
-would urge you not to be too hasty in your reply. Think over it, weigh
-the matter judicially before you decide upon what, after all, is the
-most important decision a young girl is ever called upon to make."
-
-"I hate myself," broke out Fanny, who had been listening with bent head,
-and finger tracing the pattern on the cloth of the table beside her. "I
-hate myself. People are always doing me kindnesses and I am always
-acting like a beast, so it seems to me, but how can I help it?" lifting
-her head suddenly with a bright smile. "If I were to marry them all, I'd
-have about fifty husbands, now--_more!_--so what am I to do?"
-
-Miss Hancock sniffed; she had never been in the same position herself,
-so could give no advice from experience. The question rather irritated
-her, and a smart lecture rose to her lips on the impropriety and
-immodesty of girls allowing people of the other sex to "care for them,"
-etc., etc., but the lecture did not pass her lips.
-
-Since entering the house of the Lamberts the demon of Order had swelled
-Jinnee-like in her breast, and the seven devils of spring cleaning,
-each of whose right hands is a cake of soap, and whose left hands are
-scrubbing-brushes, arose and ramped. The whole place and the people
-therein, from the bell-pull to the cats'-breakfast-destined haddock,
-from Susannah to her mistress, exercised a fascination upon Miss Hancock
-beyond the power of words to describe. She had measured Susannah from
-her sand-coloured hair to her slipshod feet, gauged her capacity for
-work and her moral ineptitude, and had already dismissed her, in her
-mind; as for the rest of the business, the ordering of Fanny and of her
-father, whom she divined, the setting of the house to rights and the
-righting of all the Lamberts' affairs, mundane and extra-mundane--this,
-she felt, would be a work, which accomplished, she could say, "I have
-not lived in vain." All this might be lost by a lecture misplaced.
-
-"Of course you will please yourself," she said. "I would only say do
-nothing rashly; and in whatever way you decide, I hope you will always
-be our friend. You are very young to have the cares of a house and the
-ordering of servants thrust upon you, and any assistance or advice I
-can give you, I should be very glad to give."
-
-"Thanks _so_ much!"
-
-"I would be very glad to call some day and have a good long chat with
-you; my experience in housekeeping might be of assistance."
-
-"I should be _delighted_," gasped Fanny, who felt like a bird in the net
-of the fowler, and whose soul was filled with one wild longing--the
-longing to escape.
-
-"What day shall we say?"
-
-"Monday--no, not Monday, I have an engagement. Tuesday--I am not sure
-about Tuesday. Suppose--suppose I write?"
-
-"I am disengaged all next week; any day you please to appoint I shall be
-glad to come. What a large garden you have!"
-
-"Would you like to come round it?"
-
-"Yes; I will wait till you put on your hat."
-
-"Oh, I scarcely ever wear a hat in the garden. If you come this way we
-can go out through the side door."
-
-They wandered around the garden, Miss Hancock making notes in her own
-mind. As they passed the kitchen window, a face gazed out, a beery,
-leery face, behind which could be seen the pale phantom of Susannah. The
-face was gazing at Miss Hancock with an expression of amused and
-critical impudence that caused that lady to pause and snort.
-
-"Did you see that man looking from the window?" she asked.
-
-"Yes," said Fanny in an agony, "it must have been the plumber; he came
-this morning to mend the stove. Oh, here is your carriage waiting; _so_
-glad you called. Yes, I'll write."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-THE RESULT--(_continued_)
-
-
-Miss Lambert ran back to the house. She made a bee-line for the library,
-sat down at the writing-table, seized a pen and a sheet of paper, and
-began writing as if inspired. This is what she wrote, in part:
-
-
- "MY DEAR MR HANCOCK,--I have written several letters to you in
- reply to yours, but I tore them up simply because I found it so
- difficult to express what I wanted to say.... I can never, never,
- marry you; I don't think I shall ever marry any one, at least, not
- for a long time ... deeply, deeply respect you, and father says you
- are the best man he ever met. Why not let us always be friends?...
- It's a horrible world, and there are so few people who are really
- nice in it ... you will quite understand ... etc."
-
-Four pages of this signed,
-
- "Always your sincere friend,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT."
-
-
-Now we have seen that Miss Hancock had endeavoured as far as in her lay
-to help along her brother's interests with Miss Lambert. Yet on the
-receipt of the above letter the conviction entered the mind of James
-Hancock, never to be evicted, that his sister had, vulgarly speaking,
-"dished" the affair, and, moreover, that she had done so wittingly and
-of malice prepense.
-
-Having gummed and stamped the envelope she went out herself and posted
-it.
-
-When she came back she found Leavesley waiting for her.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-"JOURNEY'S END"
-
-
-For some days past, ever since Verneede's fiasco in fact, Leavesley had
-been very much down in the mouth.
-
-There is a tide in the affairs of man that when it reaches its lowest
-ebb usually takes a turn. The tide had been out with Leavesley for some
-time, and acres of desolate mud spoke nothing of the rolling breakers
-that were coming in.
-
-The first roller had arrived by the first post on this very morning. It
-was a letter from his uncle.
-
-
- "GORDON SQUARE.
-
- "DEAR FRANK,--I am in bed with a bad foot, or I would ask you to
- call and see me.
-
- "I want that five pounds back. I made a will some years ago, by
- which you benefited to the extent of two thousand pounds; I am
- destroying that will, and drafting another.
-
- "It's this way. I don't intend to die just yet, and you may as well
- have the two thousand now, when it will be of use to you. Call on
- Bridgewater, he will hand you shares to the amount in the Great
- Western Railway. Take my advice and don't sell them, they are going
- to rise, but of course, as to this you are your own master.--Your
- affectionate uncle,
-
- "JAMES HANCOCK."
-
-
-"Two thousand pounds!" yelled Leavesley, "Belinda!" (he had heard her
-foot on the stairs).
-
-"Yessir."
-
-"I've been left two thousand pounds." Belinda passed on her avocations;
-she thought it was another of Mr Leavesley's jokes.
-
-He ate a tremendous breakfast without knowing what he was eating, and in
-the middle of it the second roller came in.
-
-It was a telegram.
-
-He felt certain it was from Hancock revoking his legacy. It was from
-Miss Lambert.
-
-
- "Only just found your letter. Please call this morning. Good news
- to tell you."
-
-
-"Fanny!" cried Leavesley, as he stood before her in the drawing-room of
-"The Laurels" (she had just entered the room, having returned from
-posting her letter).
-
-"Think--I've got two thousand pounds this morning!"
-
-"Mercy!" cried Miss Lambert. "Where did you get it from?"
-
-"Uncle."
-
-"Mr Hancock?"
-
-"Yes; he was going to have left me it in his will, but he's given me it
-instead."
-
-"How good of him!" said Fanny. She was about to say something else, but
-she stopped.
-
-"That's my good news," continued Leavesley. "What's yours?"
-
-"Mine? Oh--just think! Father's engaged to be married."
-
-"To be married?"
-
-"Yes, to a Miss Pursehouse; she's _awfully_ rich."
-
-He did not for a moment grasp the importance of this piece of
-intelligence. Then it broke on him. Now that Fanny's father was provided
-for, she would be free to marry any one she liked.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"I was nearly heart-broken," mumbled Leavesley into Fanny's hair--they
-were seated on the couch--"when you didn't reply."
-
-"The letter was on the kitchen dresser all the time," replied Fanny in
-a happy and dreamy voice, "behind a plate."
-
-"And then when old Verneede called, and you seemed so indifferent--at
-least, he said you did."
-
-"Who said I did?"
-
-"Verneede; when he called here that day."
-
-"He never called here."
-
-"_Verneede_ never called here?"
-
-"Never in his life."
-
-"He said he did, and he saw you, and told you I was going to Australia,
-and you didn't care."
-
-"Oh, what a horrid, wicked story! He never came here."
-
-"He must have been dreaming then," said Leavesley, who began to see how
-matters stood as regards the veracity of Verneede. "No matter, I don't
-care now. Hold me tighter, Fanny."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Till some one discovers the art of printing kisses, asterisks must
-serve.
-
-"But," said Leavesley after an interval of sweet silence, "what I can't
-make out is how Bridgewater found out about you and me."
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-"Yes; he told my aunt all about us, and our going to Epping Forest: only
-the old fool said we went to the Zoo."
-
-Fanny was silent. Then she said in a perplexed voice: "I want to tell
-you something. I did go to the Zoo."
-
-"When?"
-
-"The other day."
-
-"Who with?"
-
-"Guess!"
-
-"Not--not Bevan?"
-
-"No," said Fanny, "with your uncle."
-
-Leavesley laughed.
-
-"What a joke! Are you really in earnest?"
-
-"Yes; he wrote to ask if I'd like to go, and I went. We met Mr
-Bridgewater."
-
-"Oh, that accounts for it; he's mixed me and uncle up together--he must
-be going mad. Every one seems a little mad lately, uncle
-especially--taking you to the Zoo, and giving me two thousand,
-and--and--no matter, kiss me again."
-
- * * * * * *
-
-"Now," said Fanny, suddenly jumping up, "I must see after the house.
-Father wired this morning that he was bringing Miss Pursehouse here
-to-day to see the place, and I must get it tidy. Who's there?"
-
-"Miss Fanny," said Susannah, opening the door an inch. Miss Lambert left
-the room hurriedly and closed the door. There was something in
-Susannah's voice that told her "something had happened."
-
-"He's downstairs in the library."
-
-"Oh, my goodness!" murmured Fanny with a frown; visions of Mr Hancock in
-all the positions of love-making rose before her. "_Why_ didn't you say
-I was out?"
-
-"I did, miss, and he said he'd wait."
-
-Fanny went downstairs and into the library, and there before her stood
-Mr Bevan on the hearthrug.
-
-Her face brightened wonderfully.
-
-"I _am_ so glad--when did you come? Guess who I thought it was? I
-thought it was Mr Hancock."
-
-"Hancock?" said Charles, who had held her outstretched hand just a
-moment longer than was absolutely necessary. "Oh, that affair is all
-over. I stopped the action--by the way, I believe old Hancock's cracked;
-sent your father a most extraordinary wire, saying I was--what was it he
-said?--a duck, I think."
-
-"Where have you seen father?"
-
-"Why, I was staying in the same house with him down in Sussex for a
-day."
-
-"At Miss Pursehouse's?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"How awfully funny! Did he tell you?"
-
-"What?"
-
-"That he's engaged to be married to Miss Pursehouse. I had the letter
-this morning--oh, of course he couldn't have told you, for he only
-proposed yesterday afternoon. He wrote in an awful hurry, just a line to
-say he's 'engaged and done for.' Isn't he funny? There was another man
-after her, and father says he has 'cut him out.' Do tell me all about
-them; did you see the other man? and what did you think of father--isn't
-he a dear?"
-
-"Yes," said Mr Bevan abstractedly. He was flabbergasted with the news
-and irritated, although he was not in love, and never had been in love,
-with Miss Pursehouse, still, it was distinctly unpleasant to think that
-he had been "cut out."
-
-"I thought he seemed fond of her in Paris," continued Fanny, "but one
-never can tell. I'm glad he got the telegram all right. It was I that
-sent it. I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock----"
-
-"I beg your pardon?" said Mr Bevan.
-
-"I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock. Oh, I have such a lot to tell
-you, but promise me first you'll never tell."
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well--guess what's happened?"
-
-"Can't think."
-
-"Well, Mr Hancock proposed to me--but you won't tell, will you?"
-
-Mr Bevan gasped.
-
-"_Hancock!_"
-
-"Yes; he wrote such a funny, queer little letter. It made me cry."
-
-"_Hancock!_"
-
-"Yes, but you've promised never to tell. Every one seems to have been
-proposing to me in the last three months, and I wish they'd stop--I wish
-they'd stop," said Miss Lambert, half-talking to herself and half to
-Bevan, half-laughing and half-crying all at the same time; "it's got on
-my nerves. James will be the next--it's like the influenza, it seems in
-the air----"
-
-"I came to-day," said Mr Bevan with awful and preternatural gravity, "to
-speak to you, Fanny--to tell you that ever since I saw you first, I
-have thought of nobody else----"
-
-"Oh, stop," said Fanny, "stop, stop--oh, this is too bad! I never
-thought _you_ would do it. I thought I had one f-f-friend."
-
-"_Don't_ cry; Fanny, listen to me."
-
-"I can't help it, it's too awful."
-
-"Fanny!"
-
-"Yes, Charles?"
-
-"Dry your eyes, and tell me this; am I so very dreadful? Don't you think
-if you tried you could care for me? I know I'm not clever and all
-that--look up." He took her hand, and she let him hold it.
-
-Then she spoke these hope-destroying words:
-
-"If I h--hadn't met _him_, I believe I--I--I'd have married you--if
-you'd asked me."
-
-"Oh, my God!--it's all up then," said Bevan.
-
-"We're both so poor," said Fanny, "that you needn't envy us, dear Cousin
-Charles; all we've got in the world is our love for each other."
-
-"He's a painter, is he not?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny, peeping up; "but how did you know?"
-
-"Miss Morgan, that American girl, told me something about him." Mr Bevan
-stood silent for a moment, and then went on: "Look here, Fanny, just
-think this matter over and tell me your mind. I'll put my case before
-you. You like me, I think?"
-
-"Yes, I _do_."
-
-"Well, I am not so very old, and I am rich; between one thing and
-another I have about eight thousand a year. We might be very happy
-together--don't interrupt me, I am just stating my case--money means a
-lot in this world; it's not everything, I admit--there are some men
-richer than I, that I would be sorry to see any girl married to. Well,
-on the other hand, there is this other man; he may be awfully jolly, and
-all that sort of thing, but he's poor--very poor, from what I can
-gather. Before you kick me over, think of the future--think well."
-
-"Do you know," said Fanny, "that if you had come yesterday, and had
-asked me to marry you, I believe I would have said 'yes,' and then we
-would have been always miserable. I would have married you for your
-money; not for myself, but to help father. But you see now that he is
-going to be married to Miss Pursehouse _she'll_ take care of him."
-
-"He is not married to her yet," said Charles, thinking of Lulu Morgan's
-words, and cursing himself for having let days slip by, for he could
-have called yesterday, or the day before, but for indecision--that most
-fatal of all elements in human affairs.
-
-"No, but he will marry her, for when father makes up his mind to do a
-thing he always does it."
-
-"So then," he said, "you have made up your mind irrevocably not to have
-anything to do with me?"
-
-"I must, I must--Oh dear, I wish I were _dead_. I will always be your
-friend--I will always be a sister to you."
-
-"Don't--don't say anything more about it, please. You can't help
-yourself--it's fate."
-
-"You're not angry with me?"
-
-"No--let us talk of other things. How are you getting on, has that man
-been giving any more trouble?"
-
-"James--oh, he's been dreadful. His wife has run away from their
-lodgings; and now he says she was not his wife at all, and Susannah is
-breaking her heart, for she can't bring him to the point. When she
-suggests marriage he does all his things up in a bundle and says he's
-going to Australia. I'll get father to turn him out when he comes
-back."
-
-"Let me," said Charles, who felt an imperative desire to kick some
-one--himself, if possible--that being out of the question--James.
-
-"No," said Fanny, as he rose and took his hat preparatory to departing,
-"for she'd follow him, and I'd be left alone. Who is this?"
-
-A hansom cab was crashing up the gravel drive.
-
-"It's father--and Miss Pursehouse."
-
-"Who do you say?" cried Bevan.
-
-"Miss Pursehouse."
-
-"Fanny!" cried Mr Bevan in desperation.
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"Don't let them in here, don't let them see me."
-
-"Then quick," said Fanny, not knowing the truth of the matter, but
-guessing that Charles as a rejected lover had his feelings, and
-preferred not to meet her father.
-
-She led him across the hall and down some steps, then pushed him into a
-passage, which, being pursued, led to the kitchen, whence through the
-scullery flight might be effected by the back entry of "The Laurels."
-
-
-
-
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-Obvious typographic errors have been corrected.<br /></p></div>
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-<div class="center"><a name="cover.jpg" id="cover.jpg"></a><img src="images/cover.jpg" alt="cover" /></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h1>FANNY LAMBERT</h1>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">A Novel</p>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">BY</p>
-
-<p class="bold2 space-above">HENRY DE VERE STACPOOLE</p>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">AUTHOR OF "THE CRIMSON AZALEAS"<br />"THE BLUE LAGOON" ETC., ETC.</p>
-
-<div class="center space-above"><img src="images/dec.jpg" alt="Decoration" /></div>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">R. F. FENNO &amp; COMPANY<br />18 East 17th Street, New York</p>
-
-<p class="bold">T. FISHER UNWIN, LONDON</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
-
-<table summary="CONTENTS">
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">PART I</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left"><span class="smaller">CHAP.</span></td>
- <td><span class="smaller">PAGE</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>I.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;MR LEAVESLEY</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>II.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A LOST TYPE</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_4">4</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>III.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A COUNCIL OF THREE</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_12">12</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IV.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;HANCOCK &amp; HANCOCK</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_26">26</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>V.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;OMENS</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_31">31</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VI.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;LAMBERT <i>v.</i> BEVAN</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_36">36</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VII.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE BEVAN TEMPER</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_41">41</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VIII.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;AT "THE LAURELS"</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_48">48</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IX.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;"WHAT TALES ARE THESE?"</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_62">62</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>X.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;ASPARAGUS AND CATS</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_76">76</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">PART II</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>I.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A REVELATION</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_86">86</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>II.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_113">113</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>III.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_125">125</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IV.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE DAISY CHAIN</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_131">131</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">PART III</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>I.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;AN ASSIGNATION</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_141">141</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>II.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_150">150</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>III.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;AN OLD MAN'S OUTING</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_159">159</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IV.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A MEETING</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_169">169</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>V.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_171">171</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VI.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A CONFESSION</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_176">176</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VII.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;IN GORDON SQUARE</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_185">185</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">PART IV</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>I.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;"THE ROOST"</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_194">194</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>II.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;MISS MORGAN</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_207">207</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>III.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A CURE FOR BLINDNESS</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_223">223</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IV.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;TIC-DOULOUREUX</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_235">235</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>V.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE AMBASSADOR</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_245">245</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VI.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;A SURPRISE VISIT</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_251">251</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VII.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE UNEXPLAINED</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_263">263</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>VIII.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_269">269</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="3" class="center">PART V</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>I.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;GOUT</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_274">274</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>II.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE RESULT</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_283">283</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>III.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;THE RESULT (<i>continued</i>)</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_299">299</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td>IV.</td>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;&nbsp;"JOURNEY'S END"</td>
- <td><a href="#Page_301">301</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="bold2">FANNY LAMBERT</p>
-
-<div class="center"><img src="images/line.jpg" alt="line" /></div>
-
-<h2><i>PART I</i></h2>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER I</span> <span class="smaller">MR LEAVESLEY</span></h2>
-
-<p>"You may take away the things, Belinda," said Mr Leavesley, lighting his
-pipe and taking his seat at the easel. "Nobody called this morning, I
-suppose?"</p>
-
-<p>"Only the Capting, sir," replied Belinda, piling the tray. "He called at
-seven to borry your umbrella."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you give it him?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, sir, Mr Verneede's got it; you lent it to him the night before
-last, and he hasn't brought it back."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, so I did," said Mr Leavesley, squeezing Naples yellow from an
-utterly exhausted<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span> looking tube. "So I did, so I did; that's the
-fifteenth umbrella or so that Verneede has annexed of mine: what does he
-<i>do</i> with them, do you think, Belinda?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm sure <i>I</i> don't know, sir," replied the maid-of-all-work, looking
-round the studio as if in search of inspiration, "unless he spouts
-them."</p>
-
-<p>"That will do, Belinda," said the owner of the lost umbrellas, turning
-to his work, and the servant-maid departed.</p>
-
-<p>It was a large, pleasant studio, furnished with very little affectation,
-and its owner was a slight, pleasant-faced youth, happy-go-lucky
-looking, with a glitter in his grey eyes suggesting a touch of genius or
-insanity in their owner.</p>
-
-<p>He was an orphan blessed with a small competency. His income, to use his
-own formula, consisted of a hundred a year and an uncle. During the
-first four months or so of the year he spent the hundred pounds, during
-the rest of the year he squandered his uncle; that is to say he would
-have squandered him only for the fact that Mr James Hancock, of the firm
-of Hancock &amp; Hancock, solicitors, was a person most difficult to
-"negotiate."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span></p><p>Art, however, was looking up. He had sold several pictures lately. The
-morning mists on the road to success were clearing away, leaving to the
-view in a prospect distant tremulous and golden the mysterious city of
-attainment.</p>
-
-<p>He would have whistled as he worked only that he was smoking.</p>
-
-<p>Through the open windows came the pulse-like sound of the omnibuses in
-the King's Road, the sleigh bells of the hansoms, the rattle of the
-coster's barrow, and voices.</p>
-
-<p>As he painted, the sounds outside brought before him the vision of the
-King's Road, Chelsea, where flaming June was also at work with her
-golden brush and palette of violet colours.</p>
-
-<p>He saw in imagination the scarlet pyramids of strawberries in the shops.
-The blazing barrow of flowers all a-growing and a-blowing, the late-June
-morning crowd, and through the crowd wending its way the figure of a
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>He was in love.</p>
-
-<p>In the breast-pocket of his coat (on the heart side) lay a letter he had
-received by the early morning post. The handwriting<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span> was large and
-generous and careless, for no man living could tell the "m's" from the
-"w's," or the "t's" from the "l's." It ran somewhat to this effect:</p>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right">"<span class="smcap">The Laurels, Highgate.</span></p>
-
-<p>"Father is worrying dreadfully, and I want your advice. I think I
-will be in the King's Road to-morrow, and will call on you. Excuse
-this scrawl.&mdash;In wild haste,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">Fanny Lambert</span>.</p>
-
-<p>"How's the picture?"</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>Occasionally as he painted he touched his coat where the letter lay, as
-if to make sure of its presence.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly he ceased working. There was a step on the stairs, a knock at
-the door. Could it be?&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER II</span> <span class="smaller">A LOST TYPE</span></h2>
-
-<p>"My young friend Leavesley," cried the apparition that had suddenly
-framed itself in the doorway; "busy as usual&mdash;and how is Art?"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know. Come in and shut the door;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span> take a seat, take a
-cigarette&mdash;bother this drapery&mdash;well, what have you been doing with
-yourself?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Verneede took neither a seat nor a cigarette. He took his place
-behind the painter, and gazed at the work in progress with a critical
-air.</p>
-
-<p>He was a fantastic-looking old gentleman, dressed in a tightly-buttoned
-frock coat. A figure suggestive of Count d'Orsay gone to the dogs.
-Mildewed, washed, and mangled by Fate, and very much faded in the
-process.</p>
-
-<p>He said nothing for a moment, and then he said, after a long and
-critical survey of the little <i>genre</i> picture on which our artist was
-engaged:</p>
-
-<p>"Your work improves, decidedly your work improves, Leavesley&mdash;improves,
-very much so, very much so, very much so."</p>
-
-<p>The artist said nothing, and the irresponsible critic, placing his hat
-on the floor and tightly clasping the umbrella he carried under his left
-arm, made a funnel of his hands and gazed through it at the picture.</p>
-
-<p>"Decidedly, decidedly; but might I make a suggestion?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, yes."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span></p><p>"Well, now, frankly, the attitude of that man with the axe&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Which man with the axe?"</p>
-
-<p>"He in the right-hand corner by the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"That's not a man with an axe, that's a lady with a <i>fan</i>, you old owl."</p>
-
-<p>"Heavens!" cried Mr Verneede. "How could I have been so deceived, it was
-the light. Of course, of course, of course&mdash;a lady with a fan, it's
-quite obvious now. A lady with a fan&mdash;do you find these very small
-pictures pay, Leavesley?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;no&mdash;I don't know. Sit down, like a good fellow; that's right&mdash;look
-here."</p>
-
-<p>"I attend."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm expecting a young lady to call here to-day."</p>
-
-<p>"A young lady?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and I wish you'd wait and see her."</p>
-
-<p>"I shall be charmed."</p>
-
-<p>"You will when you see her&mdash;but it's not that. See here, Verneede, I
-want to explain her to you."</p>
-
-<p>"I listen."</p>
-
-<p>"She's quite unlike any one else."</p>
-
-<p>"Ha!"</p>
-
-<p>"I mean in this way, she's so jolly and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span> innocent and altogether good,
-that upon my word I wish she wasn't coming here alone."</p>
-
-<p>"You fear to trust yourself&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, rubbish! only, it doesn't seem the thing."</p>
-
-<p>"Decidedly not, decidedly not."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>rubbish</i>! she's as safe here as if she were with her
-grandfather&mdash;what I mean to say is this, she's so innocent of the world
-that she does things quite innocently that&mdash;that conventional people
-don't do, don't you know. She has no mother."</p>
-
-<p>"Poor young thing!"</p>
-
-<p>"And her father, who is one of the jolliest men in the world, lets her
-do anything she likes. I wish I had a female of some sort to receive her
-here, but I haven't," said Mr Leavesley, looking round the studio as if
-in search of the article in question.</p>
-
-<p>"I know of an eminently respectable female," said Mr Verneede
-meditatively, "who would fall in with your requirements; unfortunately,
-she is not available at a short notice; she lives in Hoxton, as a matter
-of fact."</p>
-
-<p>"That's no use, might as well live in the moon. No matter, <i>you'll</i> do,
-an excellent substitute like What's-his-name's marmalade."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span></p><p>"May I ask," said Mr Verneede, rather stiffly, as if slightly ruffled
-by this last remark, "is this young lady, from a worldly point of view,
-an <i>&eacute;ligible partie</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't know, she's a most lovable girl. I met them in Paris, she and her
-father, and travelled back with them. They have a big house up at
-Highgate, and an estate somewhere in the country, but, somehow, I fancy
-their affairs are involved. Mr Lambert always seems to be going to law
-with people. No matter, I want to get some cakes&mdash;cakes and tea are the
-right sort of things to offer a person&mdash;a girl&mdash;wine is impossible.
-What's the time? After two! Wait here for me, I won't be long."</p>
-
-<p>He took his hat, and left the studio to Mr Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>Verneede was one of those <i>bizarre</i> figures, with whose construction
-Nature seems to have had very little to do. What he had been was a
-mystery, where he lived was to most people a mystery, and what he lived
-on was a mystery to every one. Some tiny income he must have had, but no
-man knew from whence it came. Useless and picturesque as an old
-fashion-plate, he wandered through life<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> with an umbrella under his arm,
-ready to stand at any street corner in the chill east wind or the
-broiling sun and listen to any tale told by any man, and give useless
-advice or instruction on any subject.</p>
-
-<p>His criticisms were the despair and delight of artists, according to
-their liability to be soothed or maddened by the absolutely inane.</p>
-
-<p>For the rest, he was quite harmless, his chiefest vice, after a taste
-for beer, a passion for borrowing umbrellas and never returning them.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Verneede seated, immersed in his own weird thoughts and
-contemplations, came suddenly to consciousness again with a start.</p>
-
-<p>A dark-haired girl of that lost type which recalls La Cruche Cass&eacute;e and
-the Love-in-April conceptions of Fragonard, exquisitely pretty and
-exquisitely dressed, was in the studio. He had not heard her knock, or
-perceived her enter. Had she descended through the ceiling or risen from
-the floor? was it a real girl, or was it June materialised in a gown of
-corn-flower blue, and with wild field poppies in her breast?</p>
-
-<p>"God bless my soul!" said Mr Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>"You were asleep, I think," said the girl. "I'm so sorry to have
-disturbed you, but I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span> want to see Mr Leavesley; this <i>is</i> his studio, I
-think."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, certainly, yes, this is his studio, I believe. Pray take a seat.
-Ah, yes&mdash;dear me, what a strange coincidence&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"And these are his pictures?" said the girl, looking round her in an
-interested way. She had placed a tiny parcel and an impossible parasol
-on the table, and was drawing off a suede glove leisurely, as she
-glanced around her.</p>
-
-<p>"These are his pictures," answered the old gentleman, "works of
-art&mdash;very much so, the highest art inspired by the truest genius."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Lambert&mdash;for the June-like apparition was Miss Lambert&mdash;followed
-with her little face the sweep of the old gentleman's arm as he pointed
-out the highest art inspired by the truest genius. Rough studies,
-canvases turned face to the wall, and one or two small finished
-pictures.</p>
-
-<p>Then, realising that he had found an innocent victim, he began to
-expatiate on art and on the pictures around them, and she to listen,
-innocence attending to ignorance.</p>
-
-<p>"He is very clever, isn't he?" put in Miss Lambert, during a pause in
-the exordium.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span></p><p>"A genius, my dear young lady, a genius," said Mr Verneede, looking at
-her over his shoulder as he replaced on a high bracket a little picture
-he had reached down to show her.</p>
-
-<p>"One of the few living artists who can paint light. I may say that he
-paints light with a delicacy and an elegance all his own. <i>Fiat
-Lux</i>"&mdash;the shelf came down with a crash and a cloud of dust&mdash;"as the
-poet says&mdash;pray don't move, I will restore the <i>d&eacute;bris</i>&mdash;as the poet
-says. Now the gem of my young friend Leavesley's collection, in my mind,
-is the John the Baptist."</p>
-
-<p>He went to a huge canvas which stood with its face to the wall, seized
-it with arms outstretched, and turned it towards the girl.</p>
-
-<p>It was a picture of a semi-nude female after Reubens that the blundering
-old gentleman had seized upon.</p>
-
-<p>"Observe the sunlight on the beard," came the voice of the showman from
-behind the canvas, "the devotion in the eyes, the&mdash;ooch!!"</p>
-
-<p>A pillow caught from the couch by Frank Leavesley who had just entered,
-and dexterously thrown, had flattened canvas and showman beneath a cloud
-of dust.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER III</span> <span class="smaller">A COUNCIL OF THREE</span></h2>
-
-<p>"Now, let's all be happy," said Miss Lambert; they had finished tea and
-Belinda was removing the things, "for I must be going in a minute, and I
-have such a lot of things to say&mdash;oh dear me, that reminds me," her
-under-lip fell slightly.</p>
-
-<p>"What?" asked Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"That I'm perfectly miserable."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, don't say that&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"My dear young lady&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I mean I <i>ought</i> to be perfectly miserable," said Miss Lambert with a
-charming smile, "but somehow I'm not. Do you know, I never am what I
-ought to be. When I ought to be happy I'm miserable, and when I ought to
-be miserable I'm happy. Father says I was addled at birth, and that I
-ought to have been put out of doors on a red-hot shovel as they used to
-do long ago in Ireland with the omadlunns, or was it the changelings&mdash;no
-matter. I wanted to talk to you about father&mdash;no, please don't go," to
-Verneede, who had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span> made a little movement as if to say "Am I <i>de trop</i>?"
-"You are both so clever I'm sure you will be able to give me good
-advice. He's worrying so."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!" said Mr Verneede, with the air of a physician at a consultation.
-He was in his element, he saw a prospect of unburthening himself of some
-of his superfluous advice.</p>
-
-<p>"It's this Action," resumed Fanny, as if she were speaking of a tumour
-or carbuncle, "that makes him so bad; I'm getting quite frightened about
-him."</p>
-
-<p>"Was that the action he spoke to me about?" asked Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"Which?" asked Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"The one against a bookseller?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh no, I think that's settled; it's the one against our cousin, Mr
-Bevan."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's about the right-of-way&mdash;I mean the right of fishing in a stream
-down in Buckinghamshire. They've spent ever so much money over it, it's
-worrying father to death, but he <i>won't</i> give it up. I thought perhaps
-if <i>you</i> spoke to him you might have some influence with him."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd be delighted to do anything," said Leavesley. "What is this man
-Bevan like?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span></p><p>"Frightfully rich, and a beast."</p>
-
-<p>"That's comprehensive anyhow," said Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"Most, most&mdash;most clear and comprehensive," concurred Mr Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>"I hate him!" said Fanny, her eyes flashing, "and I wish he and his old
-fish stream were&mdash;boiled."</p>
-
-<p>"That would certainly solve the difficulty," said Leavesley, scratching
-the side of his hand meditatively.</p>
-
-<p>"And his beastly old solicitor too," continued the girl, tenderly
-lifting a lady-bird, that had somehow got into the studio and on to her
-knee, on the point of her finger. "Isn't he beautiful?"</p>
-
-<p>"Most," assented Leavesley, gazing with an artist's delight at the white
-tapering finger on which the painted and polished insect was balancing
-preparatory to flight.</p>
-
-<p>"Who is his solicitor, by the way?"</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Hancock of Southampton Row."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Who?"</p>
-
-<p>"Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>"Why, he's my uncle."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" cried Fanny, "I <i>am</i> sorry."</p>
-
-<p>"That he's my uncle?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p><p>"No&mdash;that I said that&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that doesn't matter. I've often wished him boiled. It's awfully
-funny, though, that he should be this man Bevan's solicitor&mdash;very."</p>
-
-<p>"I have an idea," said Verneede, leaning forward in his chair and
-pressing the points of his fingers together.</p>
-
-<p>"My dear young lady, may I make a suggestion?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"Two suggestions, I should have said."</p>
-
-<p>"Fire away," cut in Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, my dear young lady, if my advice were asked I would first of all
-say 'dam the stream.'"</p>
-
-<p>"Verneede!" cried Leavesley. "What are you saying?"</p>
-
-<p>"Father's always damning it," replied Miss Lambert with a laugh, "but it
-doesn't seem to do much good."</p>
-
-<p>"My other suggestion," said Verneede, taken aback at the supposed
-beaver-like attributes of Mr Lambert, "is this, go in your own person to
-the friend of my friend Leavesley. I mean the uncle of my friend. Go to
-Mr Hancock, go to him frankly, fearlessly, tell him the tale<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span> you have
-told us; tell it to him with your own lips, in your own manner, with
-your own charm; say to him 'You are killing my father&mdash;cease.' Speak to
-him in your own way, smile at him&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>That's</i> not a bad idea," said Miss Lambert, turning to Leavesley, who
-was seated mouth open, aghast at this lunatic proposition.</p>
-
-<p>"That's a <i>splendid</i> idea, and I'll <i>do</i> it."</p>
-
-<p>"Say to him 'Cease!'" continued Verneede, speaking in an inspired voice.
-"Say to him&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, shut up!" cried Leavesley, shaken out of politeness. "Do you know
-what you're talking about? Hancock is Bevan's solicitor."</p>
-
-<p>"That's just why I'm going to him," said Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>"But it's against all the rules of everything. I'm not sure that it
-wouldn't be considered tampering with&mdash;um&mdash;Justice."</p>
-
-<p>"It's not a question of justice, it's a question of common-sense," said
-Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>"Exactly," said Verneede, "common-sense; if this Mr&mdash;er&mdash;the uncle of my
-friend Leavesley, is endowed with common-sense and a sense of
-justice&mdash;yes, justice and a feeling for beauty&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p><p>"Oh, do stop!" said Leavesley, the prosaic vision of James Hancock
-rising before him.</p>
-
-<p>"What on earth do lawyers know of justice or beauty or&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"If they don't," replied Fanny, "it's quite time they were taught."</p>
-
-<p>"Quite," concurred Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>When certain chemicals are brought into juxtaposition certain results
-result. So it is with brains. Mr Leavesley for a moment sat
-contemplating the crazy plan propounded by Mr Verneede. Then he broke
-into a laugh. His imagination pictured the interview between Miss
-Lambert and his uncle.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, go ahead," he said. "Perhaps you're right; I don't know much
-about the law, but, anyhow, it's not a hanging matter. When are you
-going?"</p>
-
-<p>"Now," said Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley looked at his watch.</p>
-
-<p>"You'll scarcely catch him at the office unless you take a cab."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll take a cab. Will you come with me?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, rather!"</p>
-
-<p>"Only as far as the door," said Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p><p>"It's like going to the dentist; I always take father with me to the
-dentist's as far as the door, for fear I'd run away. Once I'm in I don't
-care a bit; it's the going in is the dreadful part."</p>
-
-<p>"I know," said Leavesley, reaching for his hat. "It's like facing the
-music, the overture is the worst part."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't think you'd call it music," said Miss Lambert, "if you heard me
-at the dentist's when he's working that drill thing&mdash;ugh! Come."</p>
-
-<p>They left the studio.</p>
-
-<p>The prospect of having Miss Lambert all alone to himself in a cab made
-the heart of Mr Leavesley palpitate, mixed emotions filled his soul.
-Blue funk was the basis of these emotions. He was going to propose, so
-he told himself, immediately, the instant they were in the cab and the
-horse had started. That was all very well as a statement made to
-himself: it did not conceal the fact that Miss Lambert was a terribly
-difficult girl to propose to. One of those jolly girls who treat one as
-a brother are generally the most difficult to deal with when one
-approaches them as a lover. But Miss Lambert, besides the fact of her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
-jollity and her treatment of Mr Leavesley as a brother, had a
-personality all her own. She seemed to him a combination of the
-practical and the unpractical in about equal proportions, one could
-never tell how she would take things.</p>
-
-<p>They walked down the King's Road looking for a cab, Miss Lambert and
-Verneede engaged in vivacious conversation, Leavesley silent, engaged in
-troubled attempts to think.</p>
-
-<p>I give a few links from the chain of his thoughts just as a specimen.</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny, I love you&mdash;no, I can't say that, it's too bald and brutal. Miss
-Lambert, I have long wanted to&mdash;oh, rubbish! How would it do to take her
-hand&mdash;I <i>daren't</i>&mdash;bother!&mdash;does she care a button about me? Perhaps it
-would be better to put it off till the next time&mdash;I'm not going to funk
-it&mdash;may I call you Fanny?&mdash;or Fanny&mdash;may I call you Fanny? or Miss
-Lambert may I call you Fanny? How would it be to write? No, I'll <i>do</i>
-it."</p>
-
-<p>They stopped, Mr Verneede had hailed a cab, and Leavesley came out of
-his reverie to find a four-wheeler drawing up at the pavement.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span></p><p>"Hullo," he said to Verneede, "what did you call that thing for?"</p>
-
-<p>"To drive in," replied Fanny, whilst Verneede opened the door. "Get in,
-I'm in a horrible fright."</p>
-
-<p>"But," said Leavesley, "a four-wheeler&mdash;why not a hansom?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, no," said Miss Lambert, getting into the vehicle, "I hate hansoms,
-I was thrown out of one once. Besides, this is more <i>respectable</i>. Do
-get in quick, and tell the man to drive fast; I want to get the agony
-over."</p>
-
-<p>"Corner of Southampton Row," cried Leavesley to the driver. He got in,
-Verneede shut the door and stood on the pavement, bowing and smiling in
-an antiquated way as they drove off.</p>
-
-<p>It was a four-wheeler with pretensions in the form of maroon velveteen
-cushions and rubber tyres, a would-be imitation brougham, but the old
-growler blood came out in its voice, every window rattled. Driving in
-it, one could hear oneself speak, but conversation with a companion to
-be intelligible had to be conducted in a mild shout.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't in the least know what I'm going to say to him," cried Miss
-Lambert, leaning<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> forward towards her companion&mdash;he was seated opposite
-to her on the front seat. "I'm so nervous, I can't think."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't go to him."</p>
-
-<p>"I must, now we've taken the cab."</p>
-
-<p>"Let's go somewhere else."</p>
-
-<p>"Where?"</p>
-
-<p>"Anywhere&mdash;Madame Tussaud's."</p>
-
-<p>"No, no, I'm <i>going</i>. Don't let's talk of it, let's talk of something
-pleasant." She opened her purse, turned its meagre contents into her
-lap, and examined some bills that were stuffed into a side compartment.</p>
-
-<p>"What's two-and-six, and three shillings, and eighteen pence?"</p>
-
-<p>"Eight shillings, I think," answered Leavesley after a moment's thought.</p>
-
-<p>"Then I've lost a shilling," pouted Miss Lambert, counting her money,
-replacing it, and closing the purse with a snap. "No matter, let's think
-of something pleasant. Isn't old Mr Verneede sweet?"</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny," said Leavesley, ignoring the saccharine possibilities of Mr
-Verneede&mdash;"may I call you Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, every one does. I say, is this cabman taking us right?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span></p><p>"Yes, quite. What I was going to say," weakly and suddenly, "Fanny,
-let's go somewhere some day, and have a really good time."</p>
-
-<p>"Where?"</p>
-
-<p>"Up the river&mdash;anywhere."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd love to," said Miss Lambert. "I haven't been up the river for ages;
-let's have a picnic."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, let's; what day could you come?"</p>
-
-<p>"Any day&mdash;at least some day. Some day next week&mdash;only father is going
-away next week, and a picnic would be nothing without <i>him</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"Suppose you and I and Verneede went for a picnic next week?"</p>
-
-<p>"That would be fun," said the girl; "we can make tea&mdash;oh, don't let us
-talk of picnics, I feel miserable. Will he <i>eat</i> me, do you think?"</p>
-
-<p>"Who?"</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>"Not he&mdash;unless he has the gout, he's perfectly savage when he has the
-gout&mdash;I say?"</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"You'd better not tell him you know me."</p>
-
-<p>"Why?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span></p><p>"Oh, because I've been fighting with him lately. I quarrel with him
-once in three months or so. If he thought you and I were friends, it
-might put his back up."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be mum," said Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll wait for you at the corner till you come out," said Leavesley,
-"and tell me, Fanny."</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"You <i>will</i> come for a picnic, won't you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Rather, if I'm alive. I feel like the young lady of Niger&mdash;wasn't
-it?&mdash;who went for a ride on a tiger, just before she saddled it&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>The cab rattled and rumbled them at last into Oxford Street. At the
-corner of Southampton Row it stopped. They got out, and Leavesley paid
-and dismissed the driver.</p>
-
-<p>"That's the house down there," said he, "No. &mdash;. I'll wait for you here;
-<i>don't</i> be long."</p>
-
-<p>"I won't be a minute, at least I'll be as short as I can. Now I'm
-<i>going</i>."</p>
-
-<p>She tripped off, and Leavesley watched her flitting by the grim,
-business-like houses. She turned for a second, glanced back, and then
-No. &mdash; engulfed her.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley waited, trying to picture to himself<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> the interview that was
-in progress. Trying to fancy what Miss Lambert was saying to Mr James
-Hancock, and what Mr James Hancock was saying to Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>Surely no one in London could have suggested such a proceeding except
-Verneede, a proceeding so hopelessly insane from a business point of
-view.</p>
-
-<p>To call on your adversary's solicitor, and tell him to cease because he
-was worrying your father to death!</p>
-
-<p>Besides, Lambert was the man who ought to cease, because it was Lambert
-who was the plaintiff.</p>
-
-<p>Punching a man's head, and then telling him to cease!</p>
-
-<p>Mr Leavesley burst into a laugh that caused a passing old lady to hurry
-on her way.</p>
-
-<p>He waited. Five minutes passed, ten, fifteen; <i>what</i> was happening?</p>
-
-<p>It was nearly closing time at the office. Twenty minutes passed. Could
-James Hancock really have devoured Fanny in a fit of gout and
-irritation?</p>
-
-<p>He saw Bridgewater, the old chief clerk, come out and make off down
-Southampton Row with a bag in his hand.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p><p>Three-quarters of an hour had gone, and Leavesley had taken his watch
-out for the twentieth time, when from the doorway of No. &mdash; Fanny
-appeared, a glimmer of blue like a butterfly just broken from its
-chrysalis.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley made two steps towards her, then he paused. Immediately after
-Fanny came James Hancock, umbrella in hand, and hat on the back of his
-head.</p>
-
-<p>He was accompanying her.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny glanced in Leavesley's direction, and then she and her companion
-walked away down Southampton Row, Hancock walking with his long stride;
-Fanny trotting beside him, neither, apparently, speaking one to the
-other.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley followed full of amazement.</p>
-
-<p>He could tell from his uncle's manner of walking, and from the way he
-wore his hat, that he was either irritated or perplexed. He walked
-hurriedly, and, viewed from behind, he had the appearance of a physician
-who was going to an urgent case.</p>
-
-<p>Much marvelling, the artist followed. He saw Hancock hail a passing
-four-wheeler, and open the door. Fanny got in, her companion gave some
-directions to the driver,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> got in after the girl, closed the door, and
-the cab drove off.</p>
-
-<p>"Now, what on earth can this mean?" asked Mr Leavesley, taking off his
-hat and drawing his hand across his brow.</p>
-
-<p>Disgust at being robbed of Fanny struggled in his mind with a feeling of
-pure, unadulterated wonder.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IV</span> <span class="smaller">HANCOCK &amp; HANCOCK</span></h2>
-
-<p>Frank Leavesley's uncle, Mr James Hancock of Gordon Square and
-Southampton Row, Solicitor, was, in the year of this story, still
-unmarried.</p>
-
-<p>The firm of Hancock &amp; Hancock had thrived in Bloomsbury for upwards of a
-hundred years. By a judicious exercise of the art of dropping bad
-clients and picking up good, and retaining the good when picked up, it
-had built for itself a business second to none in the soliciting world
-of the Metropolis.</p>
-
-<p>To be a successful solicitor is not so easy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> a matter as you may
-suppose. Take your own case, for instance, and imagine how many men you
-would trust with the fact that your wife is in a madhouse and not on a
-visit to her aunt; with the reason why your son requires cutting off
-with a shilling; why you have to pay so much a month to So-and-so&mdash;and
-so on. How many men would you trust with your title-deeds, and bonds,
-and scrip, even as you would trust yourself?</p>
-
-<p>The art of inspiring confidence combined with the less facile arts of
-straight dealing and right living, had placed the Hancocks in the first
-rank of their profession, and kept them there for over a hundred years.</p>
-
-<p>James, the last of the race, was in personal appearance typical of his
-forebears. Rather tall, thin, with a high colour suggestive of port
-wine, and a fidgety manner, you would never have guessed him at first
-sight to be one of the keenest business men in London, the depository of
-awful secrets, and the instigator and successful leader of legal forlorn
-hopes.</p>
-
-<p>His dress was genteel, verging on the shabby, a hideous brown horse-hair
-watch guard crossed his waistcoat, and he habitually<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span> carried an
-umbrella that would have damned the reputation of any struggling
-professional man.</p>
-
-<p>His sister kept house for him in Gordon Square. She was just one year
-his senior. An acid woman, early-Victorian in her tendencies and get-up,
-Patience Hancock, to use the cook's expression, had been "born with the
-key of the coal cellar in her pocket." She certainly carried the key of
-the wine cellar there, and the keys of the plate pantry, larder, jam
-depository, and Tantalus case. Everything lock-upable in the Gordon
-Square establishment was locked up, and every month or so she received a
-"warning" from one of the domestics under her charge.</p>
-
-<p>The art of setting by the ears and treading on corns came to her by
-nature, it was her misfortune, not her fault, for despite her acidity
-she had a heart, atrophied from disuse, perhaps, but still a heart.</p>
-
-<p>She treated her brother as though she were twenty years his senior, and
-she had prevented him from marrying by subtle arts of her own, exercised
-unconsciously, perhaps, but none the less potently. His affair with Miss
-Wilkinson, eldest daughter of Alderman<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span> Wilkinson, an affair which
-occurred twenty years ago, had been withered, or blasted, if you like
-the expression better, by Patience Hancock. She had caused no bitter
-feelings towards herself in the breast of either of the parties
-concerned in this old-time love affair, but all the same she had parted
-them.</p>
-
-<p>Two other attempts on the part of James Hancock to mate and have done
-with the business failed for no especial reason, and of late years, from
-all external signs, he appeared to have come to the determination to
-have done with the business without mating.</p>
-
-<p>Patience had almost dismissed the subject from her mind; secure in the
-conviction that her brother's heart had jellified and set, she had
-almost given up espionage, and had settled down before the prospect of a
-comfortable old age with lots of people to bully and a free hand in the
-management of her brother and his affairs.</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater, Hancock's confidential clerk, a man of seventy adorned with
-the simplicity of a child of ten, had hitherto been her confidant.</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater, seduced with a glass of port wine and a biscuit, had helped
-materially in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span> the blasting of the Wilkinson affair twenty years before.
-He had played the part of spy several times, unconsciously, or partly
-so, and to-day he was just the same old blunderer, ready to fall into
-any trap set for him by an acute woman.</p>
-
-<p>He adored Patience Hancock for no perceptible earthly reason except that
-he had known her in short frocks, and besides this weak-minded adoration
-he regarded her as part and parcel of the business, and regarded her
-commands as equivalent to the commands of her brother.</p>
-
-<p>Of late years his interviews with Patience had been few, she had no need
-for him; and as he sat over his bachelor's fire at nights rubbing his
-shins and thinking and dreaming, sometimes across his recollective
-faculty would stray the old past, the confidences, the port, and the
-face of Patience Hancock all in a pleasant jumble.</p>
-
-<p>He felt that of late years, somehow, his power to please had in some
-mysterious manner waned, and, failing a more valid reason, he put it
-down to that change in things and people which is the saddest
-accompaniment of age.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER V</span> <span class="smaller">OMENS</span></h2>
-
-<p>One day this late June, or one morning, rather, Miss Hancock's dreams of
-the future and her part in it became again troubled.</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock, to use a simile taken from the garden, showed signs of
-sprouting. A new hat had come home the night before from the hatter's,
-and he had bought a new necktie <i>himself</i>. Hitherto he had paid for his
-neckties and Patience had bought them, sombre neckties suitable to a
-lawyer and a celibate. This thing from Amery and Loders, a thing of
-lilac silk suitable enough for a man of twenty, caused Patience to stare
-when it appeared at breakfast one morning round the neck of her brother.</p>
-
-<p>But she said nothing, she poured out the tea and watched her brother
-opening his letters and reading his newspaper, and munching his toast.
-She listened to his remarks on the price of consols and the fall in
-Russian bonds, and his grumbles because the "bacon was fried to a
-cinder," just as she had watched and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> listened for the last thirty
-years. Then, when he had finished and departed, she rose and went
-downstairs to bully the cook and terrorise the maids, which
-accomplished, she retired to her own room to dress preparatory to going
-out.</p>
-
-<p>The house in Gordon Square had the solidity of structure and the gloom
-peculiar to the higher class houses in Bloomsbury. The great
-drawing-room had a chandelier that lived in a bag, and sofas and chairs
-arrayed in brown holland overalls; there were things in woolwork that
-Amelia Sedley might have worked, and abominations of art, deposited by
-the early Victorian age, struggled for pride of place with Georgian
-artistic attempts. The dining-room was furnished with solid mahogany,
-and everything in and about the place seemed solid and constructed with
-a view to eternity and the everlasting depression of man.</p>
-
-<p>A week's sojourn in this house explained much of a certain epoch in
-English History to the mind of the sojourner; at the termination of the
-visit one began to understand dimly the humours of Gillray and the
-fidelity to truth of that atmosphere of gloom pervading the pictures of
-Hogarth. One understood<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span> why, in that epoch, men drank deep, why women
-swooned and improved swooning into a fine art, why Society was generally
-beastly and brutal, and why great lords sat up all night soaking
-themselves with brandy and waiting to see the hangman turn off a couple
-of poor wretches in the dawn; also, why men hanged themselves without
-waiting for the hangman, alleging for reason "the spleen."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock, having arranged herself to her own satisfaction, took her
-parasol from the stand in the hall, and departed on business bent.</p>
-
-<p>She held three books in her hand&mdash;the butcher's, the baker's, and the
-greengrocer's. She felt in a cheerful mood, as her programme included
-and commenced with an attack on the butcher&mdash;<i>Casus Belli</i>&mdash;an
-overcharge made on the last leg of mutton but one. Having defeated the
-butcher, and tackled the other unfortunates and paid them, she paused
-near Mudie's Library as if in thought. Then she made direct for
-Southampton Row and the office of her brother, where, as she entered the
-outer office, Bridgewater was emerging from the sanctum of his master,
-holding clutched to his breast an armful of books and papers.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span></p><p>Bridgewater would have delighted the heart of John Leech. He had a red
-and almost perfectly round face; his spectacles were round, his body was
-round, his eyes were round, and the expression of his countenance, if I
-may be allowed the figure, was round. It was also slightly mazed; he
-seemed forever lost in a mild astonishment, the slightest thing out of
-the common, heightened this expression of chronic astonishment into one
-of acute amazement. A rat in the office, a fall in the funds, a clerk
-giving notice to leave, any of these little incidents was sufficient to
-wreathe the countenance of Mr Bridgewater with an expression that would
-not have been out of place had he been gazing upon the ruins of Pompeii,
-or the eruption of Mont Pel&eacute;e. He had scanty white hair and enormous
-feet, and was, despite his bemazed look, a very acute old gentleman in
-business hours. The inside of his head was stuffed with facts like a
-Whitaker's almanac, and people turned to him for reference as they would
-turn to "Pratt's Law of Highways" or "Archbold's Lunacy."</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater seeing Miss Hancock enter, released somewhat his tight hold
-on the books<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> and papers, and they all slithered pell mell on to the
-floor. She nodded to him, and, stepping over the papers, tapped with the
-handle of her parasol at the door of the inner office. Mr Hancock was
-disengaged, and she went in, closing the door behind her carefully as
-though fearful of some secret escaping.</p>
-
-<p>She had no secret to communicate, however, and no business to transact,
-she only wanted a loan of Bridgewater for an hour to consult him about
-the lease of a house at Peckham. (Miss Hancock had money in her own
-right.) Having obtained the loan and stropped her brother's temper to a
-fine edge, so that he was sharp with the clerks and irritable with the
-clients till luncheon time, Miss Hancock took herself off, saying to the
-head clerk as she passed out, "I want you to come round to luncheon,
-Bridgewater, to consult you about a lease; my brother says he can spare
-you. Come at half-past one sharp; Good-day."</p>
-
-<p>"Well to be sure!" said Bridgewater scratching his encyclop&aelig;dic head,
-and gazing in the direction of the doorway through which the lady had
-vanished.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VI</span> <span class="smaller">LAMBERT <i>V.</i> BEVAN</span></h2>
-
-<p>Now the germinal spot of this veracious history consists in the fact
-that numbered amongst Mr James Hancock's most prized clients was a young
-gentleman of the name of Bevan; the gentleman, in short, whom Miss Fanny
-Lambert described as "frightfully rich and a beast."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Charles Maximilian Bevan, to give him his full title, inhabited a set
-of chambers in the "Albany," midway between the Piccadilly end and the
-end opening upon Vigo Street.</p>
-
-<p>He was a young man of about twenty-three years of age, of a not
-unpleasing but rather heavy appearance, absolutely unconscious of the
-humour that lay in himself or in the world around him, and possessed of
-a fine, furious, old-fashioned temper; a temper that would burst out
-over an ill-cooked beef steak or a missing stud, and which vented itself
-chiefly upon his valet Strutt. In most of us the port of our ancestors
-runs to gout; in Mr Bevan it ran to temper.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></p><p>He was a bachelor. Hamilton Cox, the author of "The Pillar of Salt,"
-once said that the Almighty had appointed Charles Bevan to be a
-bachelor, and that he had taken up his appointment. To his friends it
-seemed so, and it seemed a pity, for he was an orphan and very wealthy,
-and had no unpleasant vices. He possessed Highshot Towers and five
-thousand acres of land in the richest part of Buckinghamshire, a moor in
-Scotland which he let each autumn to a man from Chicago, and a house in
-Mayfair which he also let.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan was not exactly a miser, but he was careful; no cabman ever
-received more from him than his legal fare; he studied the city news in
-the <i>Times</i> each morning, and Strutt was kept informed as to the price
-of Consols by the state of his master's temper, also as to the dividends
-declared by the Great Northern, South Eastern, London North Western
-Railways, and the Glasgow Gas Works, in all of which concerns Mr Bevan
-was a heavy holder.</p>
-
-<p>In his life he had rarely been known to give a penny to a beggar man,
-yet each year he gave a good many pounds to the Charity Organisation
-Society, and the Hospitals,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> feeling sure that money invested in these
-institutions would not be misspent, and might even, perhaps, bear some
-shadowy dividend in the life to come.</p>
-
-<p>He had a horror of cardsharpers, poets, foreigners, inferior artists,
-and badly dressed people in general&mdash;every one, in fact, beyond the pale
-of what he was pleased to call "Respectability"&mdash;but beyond all these
-and above all these, he had a horror of spendthrifts.</p>
-
-<p>The Bevans had always been like that; there had been drinking Bevans,
-and fighting Bevans, and foolish Bevans of various descriptions, even
-open-handed Bevans, but there had never been a thoroughpaced squandering
-Bevan. Very different was it with the Lamberts, whose estate lay
-contiguous to that of Bevan, down in Bucks. How the Lamberts had held
-together as a family for four hundred years, certain; through the
-spacious times of Elizabeth, the questionable time of Charles, the
-winter of the Commonwealth; how the ship of Lambert passed entire
-between the Scylla of the Cocoa tree and the charybdis of Crockfords;
-how it weathered the roaring forties, are question<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span> constituting a
-problem indissoluble, even when we take into account the known capacity
-of the Lamberts for trimming, swashbuckling and good fellowship
-generally. A problem, however, upon which the present story will,
-perhaps, cast some light.</p>
-
-<p>How jolly Jack Lambert played with Gerald Fiennes till he lost his
-house, his horses, his carriages, and his deaf and dumb negro servant.
-How with a burst of laughter he staked his wife and won back his negro,
-staked both, and retrieved his horses and his carriages, and at five
-o'clock of a bright May morning rose from the table having eternally
-broken and ruined Fiennes, was a story current in the days when William,
-the first of the Bevans, was a sober cloth merchant in Wych Street, and
-Charles, the first of the Stuarts, held his pleasant Court at
-Windsor&mdash;<i>Carpe Diem</i>, it was the motto of jolly Jack Lambert. <i>Festina
-Lente</i> said William of the cloth-yard.</p>
-
-<p>The houses of Bevan and Lambert had never agreed, brilliancy and dulness
-rarely do, they had intermarried, however, with the result that the
-present George Lambert and the present Charles Bevan were cousins of a
-sort, cousins that had never spoken one to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> the other, and, moreover, at
-the present moment, were engaged, as we know, in active litigation as to
-the rights of fishing in an all but fishless stream some twelve feet
-broad, which separated the estates and the kinsmen.</p>
-
-<p>Some twelve months previously it appears Strutt being sent down to
-Highshot Towers to superintend some alterations, had found in the
-gun-room a fishing-rod, and yielding to his cockney instincts, had
-fished, catching by some miracle a dilapidated looking jack.</p>
-
-<p>He had promptly been set upon and beaten by a person whom Lambert called
-his keeper, and who, according to Strutt, swam the stream like an otter,
-hit him in the eye, broke the rod, and vanished with the jack.</p>
-
-<p>So began the memorable action of Bevan <i>v.</i> Lambert, which, having been
-won in the Queen's Bench by Charles Bevan, was now at the date of our
-story, waiting its turn to appear before the Lords Justices of Appeal.
-It was stated, such was the animus with which this lawsuit was
-conducted, that George Lambert was cutting down timber to defray the
-costs of the lawyers, a fallacious statement, for the estate of Lambert
-was mortgaged beyond the hope of redemption.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VII</span> <span class="smaller">THE BEVAN TEMPER</span></h2>
-
-<p>On a fine morning, two days after Miss Lambert's visit to Mr Hancock, Mr
-Bevan entered his sitting-room in the "Albany" dressed for going out. He
-wore a tea rose in his buttonhole, and Strutt, who followed his master,
-bore in his hands a glossy silk hat far more carefully than if it had
-been a baby.</p>
-
-<p>A most comfortably furnished and tastefully upholstered room was this in
-which Charles Bevan smoked his one cigar and drank his one whisky and
-seltzer before retiring to bed each night; everything spoke of an
-orderly and well-regulated mind; of books there were few in bindings
-sedate as their subject matter, and they had the air of prisoners rarely
-released from the narrow cases that contained them. On the walls hung a
-series of Gillray's engravings depicting "the flagitious absurdities of
-the French during their occupation of Egypt." On the table reposed the
-<i>Field</i>, the <i>Times</i>, and the <i>Spectator</i> (uncut).</p>
-
-<p>"But what the deuce can he <i>want</i>?" said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span> Charles, who was holding an
-open letter in his hand. It was a letter from the family lawyer asking
-his attendance in Southampton Row at his earliest convenience.</p>
-
-<p>"Maybe," said Strutt, blowing away a speck of dust that had dared to
-settle on the hat, "Maybe, sir, it's about the lawsuit."</p>
-
-<p>Bevan put the letter in his pocket, took his hat and stick from the
-faithful Strutt and departed.</p>
-
-<p>He made for "Brooks'."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan patronised "Brooks'" and the "Reform."</p>
-
-<p>In the deserted smoking-room of "Brooks'" he sat down to write some
-letters, and here followeth the correspondence of a modern Chesterfield.</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">To J. Holdsworth,<br /><span class="s1">&nbsp;</span>Hay Street, Pimlico.</span></p>
-
-<p>"Sir,&mdash;The thing you sent for my inspection yesterday is no use.
-I'm not anxious to buy camels. Please do not trouble any more in
-the matter. I wasted half an hour over this yesterday and my time
-is valuable if the time of your groom is not.&mdash;Yours truly,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">C. M. Bevan</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">To Mrs Neurapath</span>,<br /><span class="s1">&nbsp;</span>Secretary to Neurapath's Home for
-<br /><span class="s2">&nbsp;</span>Lost and Starving Cats, <span class="smcap">Bermondsey</span>.</p>
-
-<p>"Madam,&mdash;In answer to your third demand for a contribution to your
-funds, I write to tell you that it is my fixed rule never to
-contribute to private charities.&mdash;Yours, etc.,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">C. M. Bevan</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">To Messrs Teitz</span>;<br /><span class="s1">&nbsp;</span>Breeches Makers, <span class="smcap">Oxford Street</span>.</p>
-
-<p>"Sir,&mdash;Please send your foreman to see me in the 'Albany' to-morrow
-at ten <span class="smaller">A.M.</span> The breeches don't fit.&mdash;Yours, etc.,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">C. M. Bevan</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">To Miss Pamela Pursehouse,<br /><span class="s1">&nbsp;</span>The Roost, Rookhurst, Kent.</span></p>
-
-<p>"My Dearest Pam,&mdash;Just a line scribbled in a hurry to say I will be
-down in a few days. I am writing this at 'Brooks''. It's a
-beautiful morning, but I expect it will be a scorching day, like
-yesterday, it's always the way with this beastly climate, one is
-either scorched, or frozen, or drowned. Just as I am writing this,
-old Sir John Blundell has come into the room, he's the most
-terrible bore, mad on roses and can't talk of anything else, he's
-fidgetting about behind me trying to attract my attention, so I
-have to keep on writing and pretending not to see him. I'm sorry
-the buff Orpington cock is dead, was he the one who took the first
-prize? I'll get you another if you let me know where<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span> to send. I
-<i>think</i> there are some buff Orpingtons at Highshot but am not sure,
-I don't take any interest in hens&mdash;only of course in yours. They
-say hen-farming pays on a big scale, but I don't see where the
-profit can come in. Thank goodness, that old fool Blundell has just
-gone out&mdash;now I must stop,&mdash;With love, ever yours (etc., etc.),</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">Charley</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>The author of this modern Englishman's love letter, having stamped and
-deposited his correspondence in the club letter-box, entered the hansom
-which had been called for him, and proceeded to his solicitor, James
-Hancock, of the firm of Hancock &amp; Hancock, Southampton Row.</p>
-
-<p>When Bevan was shown in, Mr Hancock was seated at his desk table,
-writing a letter with a quill pen. He tossed his spectacles up on his
-forehead and held out his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"I am sorry to have put you to the inconvenience of calling," said he,
-crossing his legs, and playing with a paper knife, "but the fact is, I
-have received a communication from the other side, who seem anxious to
-bring this affair to a conclusion."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, do they?" said Charles Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"The fact is," continued the elder gentleman<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span> slapping his knee with the
-flat of the paper knife as he spoke, "the fact is, Mr George Lambert is
-in very great financial straits, and if the truth were known, I verily
-believe the truth would be that he is quite insolvent."</p>
-
-<p>Charles made no reply.</p>
-
-<p>"But he will go on fighting the case, unless we can come to terms, even
-though he has to borrow money for the purpose, for he is a very
-litigious man this Mr George Lambert, a very litigious man!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, let him fight," cried Charles; "<i>I</i> ask nothing better."</p>
-
-<p>"Still," said the old lawyer, "I thought it better to lay before you the
-suggestion that has come from the other side, and which is simply
-this&mdash;&mdash;" He paused, drew a tortoiseshell snuff-box from his pocket, and
-took a furious pinch of snuff. "Which is simply this, that each party
-pay their own costs, and that the fishing rights be shared equally. We
-beat them in the Queen's Bench, but when the matter comes before the
-Court of Appeal, who knows but&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Pay <i>what</i>?" cried Charles Bevan. "Pay my own costs after having fought
-so long, and nearly beaten this pirate, this poacher!<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span> Show me the
-letter containing this proposal, this infamous suggestion."</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me, dear me, my dear sir, pray do not take the matter so
-crookedly," cried the man of law lowering his spectacles and beginning
-to mend a quill pen in an irritable manner. "There is nothing infamous
-in this proposal, and indeed it reached me not through the mediumship of
-a letter, but of a young lady. Mr George Lambert's daughter called upon
-me in person, a most&mdash;er&mdash;charming young lady. She gave me to understand
-from her conversation&mdash;her most artless conversation&mdash;that her
-unfortunate father is on the brink, the verge, I may say the verge of
-ruin. But he himself does not see it, pig-headed man that he is. In fact
-she, the young lady herself, does not seem to see it. Dear me, dear me,
-their condition makes me shudder."</p>
-
-<p>"When did she call?" asked Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"Two days ago," blurted out the old lawyer splitting the quill and
-nearly cutting his finger with the penknife.</p>
-
-<p>"Why was I not informed sooner of this disgraceful proposition,"
-demanded Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"I declare I have been so busy&mdash;&mdash;" said the other.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span></p><p>"Well, tell George Lambert, I will fight as long as I have teeth to
-fight with, and if I lose the action I'll break him anyhow," foamed
-Charles who was now in the old-fashioned port-wine temper, which was an
-heirloom in the Bevan family. "I'll buy up his mortgages and foreclose,
-tell his wretched daughter&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Bevan," suddenly interposed the lawyer, "Miss Fanny Lambert is a
-most charming lady for whom I have a deep respect&mdash;I may say a very deep
-respect&mdash;the suggestion came from her informally. I doubt indeed if Mr
-George Lambert would listen to any proposals for an amicable settlement,
-he declares you have treated him, to use his expression&mdash;er&mdash;not as one
-gentleman should treat another."</p>
-
-<p>Charles turned livid.</p>
-
-<p>"Where does this Lambert live now?"</p>
-
-<p>"At present he resides I believe, at his town house 'The Laurels,'
-Highgate&mdash;&mdash;. Why! Mr Bevan&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Charles had risen.</p>
-
-<p>"He said I was not a gentleman, did he? and you listened to him, I
-suppose, and agreed with him, and you&mdash;no matter, I'll be my own
-solicitor, I'll go and see him, and tell him he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> ought to be ashamed of
-tampering with my business people through the medium of his daughter.
-Yes, we'll see&mdash;'The Laurels' Highgate."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Bevan, Mr Bevan!" cried old James Hancock in despair.</p>
-
-<p>But Mr Bevan was gone, strutting out like an enraged turkey-cock through
-the outer office.</p>
-
-<p>"I am afraid I have but made matters worse, I am afraid I have but made
-matters worse," moaned the peace-loving Mr Hancock, rubbing his
-shrivelled hands together in an agony of discomfiture, whilst Charles
-Bevan hailed a cab outside, determined to have it out man to man with
-this cousin who had dared to say that a Bevan had behaved in a
-dishonourable manner.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VIII</span> <span class="smaller">AT "THE LAURELS"</span></h2>
-
-<p>Up in Highgate an hour later you might have seen a hansom driving about,
-pausing here and there to ask of policemen, pedestrians, and others for
-"The Laurels."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p><p>"There's a' many Laurels," said the milkman, who was also the first
-director, and so after awhile Mr Bevan found to his cost.</p>
-
-<p>But at last they found, with the aid of a local directory, the right
-one, a spacious house built of red brick seen through an avenue of lime
-trees all abuzz with bees.</p>
-
-<p>There was no sign of life in the little gate lodge, and the entrance
-gate was pushed back; the orderly eye of Charles Bevan noticed that it
-was half off its hinges; also, that the weeds in the avenue were
-rampant.</p>
-
-<p>A laburnum had pushed its way through the limes, and a peony, as large
-almost as a cabbage, had laid its head on the avenue-way, presenting a
-walk-over-me-<i>I</i>-don't-care appearance, quite in accordance with the
-general aspect of things.</p>
-
-<p>The hansom drew up at the door and the traveller from Southampton Row
-flung away his cigar end, alighted, and ran up the three steps leading
-to the porch. He rang the bell, and then stood wondering at the
-luxuriance of the wisteria that overspread the porch, and contemplating
-the hind hocks of the cab-horse which had been fired.</p>
-
-<p>What he was about to do or say when he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> found himself in the presence of
-his enemy was not very clear to the mind of Mr Bevan. What did occur to
-him was that George Lambert would have the advantage over him in the
-interview, seeing that he would be in his own house&mdash;on his own
-dunghill, so to speak.</p>
-
-<p>He might have got into the hansom and returned to town, but that would
-have been an admission to himself that he had committed a fault, and to
-admit themselves in fault, even to themselves, was never a way with the
-Bevans.</p>
-
-<p>So he rang and waited, and rang again.</p>
-
-<p>Presently shuffling footsteps sounded from behind the door which opened
-some two inches, disclosing a pale, blue eye, part of a nose, and an
-uncertain coloured fringe.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you want?" cried a voice through the crack.</p>
-
-<p>"Does Mr George Lambert live here?"</p>
-
-<p>"He does, but he's from home."</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me," murmured Charles, whose curiosity was now greatly aroused by
-the neglected aspect of the place and the mysterious personage hidden by
-the door. He felt a great desire to penetrate further into the affairs
-of his enemy and see what was to be seen.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span></p><p>"Is Miss Lambert in?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yus."</p>
-
-<p>"Then give her my card, please. I would like to speak to her."</p>
-
-<p>The person behind the door undid the chain, satisfied evidently by
-Bevan's voice and appearance that he was not a dun or a robber. The door
-opened disclosing a servant maid, very young and very dirty.</p>
-
-<p>This ash-cat took the piece of pasteboard, and made a pretence of
-reading it, invited Charles to enter, and then closing the door, and
-barring it this time as if to keep him in, should he try to escape, led
-the way across a rather empty hall to a library.</p>
-
-<p>Here she invited him to sit down upon a chair, having first dusted it
-with her apron, and declaring that she would send Miss Fanny to him in
-"a minit," vanished, and left him to his meditations.</p>
-
-<p>"Most extraordinary place," said Charles, glancing round at the books in
-their cases. "Most extraordinary place I ever entered."</p>
-
-<p>As he looked about him, he heard the youthful servant's voice raised now
-to its highest pitch, and calling "Miss Fanny, Miss<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> Fanny, Miss
-F-a-a-anny" and dying away as if in back passages.</p>
-
-<p>The library was evidently much inhabited by the Lamberts; it was
-pleasantly perfumed with tobacco, and in the grate lay the expiring
-embers of a morning fire. The Lamberts were evidently not of the order
-of people who extinguish their fires on the first of May. There were
-whips and fishing-rods, and a gun or two here and there, and books
-everywhere about, besides those on the shelves. The morning paper lay
-spread open on the floor, where it had been cast by the last reader, and
-on the floor lay other things, which in most houses are to be found on
-tables, envelopes crumpled up, letters, and other trifles.</p>
-
-<p>On a little table by the window grew an orange-tree in a flower-pot,
-bearing oranges as large as marrow-fat peas; through the half-open
-window came wasps in and out, the perfume of mignonette and the murmur
-of distant bees.</p>
-
-<p>He came to the window and looked out.</p>
-
-<p>Outside lay the ruins of a garden bathed in the golden light of summer,
-the light that</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"Speaks wide and loud</div>
-<div>From deeps blown clean of cloud,</div>
-<div>As though day's heart were proud</div>
-<div>And heaven's were glad."</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span></p><p>Beyond lay a paddock in whose centre lay the wraith of a tennis lawn;
-the net hung shrivelled between the tottering poles, and close to the
-net he saw the forlorn figure of a girl playing what seemed a fantastic
-game of tennis all alone.</p>
-
-<p>She would hit the ball into the air and strike it back when it fell; if
-it went over the net she would jump after it.</p>
-
-<p>Now appeared the slattern maid, card between finger and thumb, picking
-her way like a cat along the tangled garden path in the direction of the
-girl.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan turned away from the window and looked at the books lining the
-wall, his eye travelling from Humboldt's works to the tooled back of
-Milton&mdash;he was trying to recollect who Schopenhauer was&mdash;when of a
-sudden the door opened and an amazingly pretty girl of the old-fashioned
-school of beauty entered the room. She was dark, and she came into the
-room laughing, yet with a half-frightened air as if fearful of being
-caught missing from some old canvas.</p>
-
-<p>"You won't tell," said she as they shook hands like intimate
-acquaintances. "If father knew I had asked Mr Hancock, you know<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span> what,
-he'd kill me; I really believe he would." She put down her tennis
-racquet on the table, her hat she had left outside, and evidently in a
-hurry, to judge by the delightful disorder of her hair.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan, who was trying to stiffen his lip and appear very formal, had
-taken his seat on a low chair which made him feel dwarfed and
-ridiculous. He had also, unfortunately, left his hat on the table some
-yards away, and so had nothing with which to occupy his hands; he was,
-therefore, entirely at the mercy of Miss Lambert, who had taken an
-armchair near by, and was now chattering to him with the familiarity,
-almost, of a sister.</p>
-
-<p>"It seems so fortunate, you know," said she suddenly, discarding a
-discussion about the weather. "It seems so fortunate that idea of mine
-of speaking to Mr Hancock. I hate fighting with people, but father
-<i>loves</i> it; he'd fight with himself, I think, if he could find no one
-else, and still, if you knew him, he's the sweetest-tempered person in
-the world, he is, he would do anything for anybody, he would lay his
-life down for a friend. But you will know him now, now that that
-terrible affair about the fish stream is settled."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span></p><p>Mr Bevan swallowed rapidly and cast frantic glances at his hat. Had
-Miss Lambert been of the ordinary type of girl he might possibly have
-intimated that the fish stream business was not so settled as she
-supposed, but with this sweet-tongued and friendly beauty, it was
-impossible. He felt deeply exasperated at the false position in which he
-found himself, and was endeavouring to prepare some reply of a
-non-committal character when, of a sudden, his eye caught a direful
-sight, which for a moment made him forget both fish stream and false
-position&mdash;the little boot of Miss Lambert peeping from beneath her skirt
-was old and broken.</p>
-
-<p>"I would not deny him anything, goodness knows," continued Fanny
-Lambert, as if she were talking of a child. "But this action <i>costs</i>
-such a lot, and there are so many people he could fight cheaply with if
-he wants to," she broke into an enchanting little laugh. "I think,
-really, it's the expense that makes him think so much of it; he has a
-horror of cheap things."</p>
-
-<p>"Cheap things are never much good," conceded Mr Bevan, upon whose mind a
-dreadful sort of imbecility had now fallen, his will<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span> cried out
-frantically to his intellect for help, and received none. Here had he
-come to demand explanations, to put his foot down&mdash;alas! what is the
-will of man beside the beauty of a woman?</p>
-
-<p>"That's what father says," said Fanny. "But as for me, I love them, that
-is to say bargains, you know."</p>
-
-<p>The door burst open and a sort of poodle walked in, he was not exactly
-Russian and not exactly French, he had points of an Irish water-spaniel.
-Bevan gazed at him and marvelled.</p>
-
-<p>Having inspected the pattern of the visitor's trousers, and seeming
-therewith content Boy-Boy&mdash;such was his name&mdash;flung himself on the floor
-and into sleep beside his mistress.</p>
-
-<p>"He sleeps all day," said Fanny, "and I wish he wouldn't, for he spends
-the whole night barking and rushing after the cats in the garden. Isn't
-he just like a door mat, and doesn't he snore?"</p>
-
-<p>"He certainly does."</p>
-
-<p>"I got him for three and sixpence and an old pair of boots from one of
-those travelling men who grind scissors and things," said Miss Lambert,
-looking lovingly at her bargain. "He<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span> was half starved and <i>so</i> thin. He
-ate a whole leg of mutton the first day we had him."</p>
-
-<p>"That was very unwise," said Mr Bevan, who always shone on the topic of
-dogs or horses; "you should never give dogs much meat."</p>
-
-<p>"He took it," said Fanny. "It was so clever of him, he hid it in the
-garden and buried the bone&mdash;who is that at the door, is that you,
-Susannah?"</p>
-
-<p>"Luncheon is ready, Miss," said the voice of Susannah, who spoke in a
-muted tone as if she were announcing some unsavoury fact of which she
-was half ashamed.</p>
-
-<p>Charles Bevan rose to go.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but you'll stay to luncheon," said Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"I really&mdash;I have an engagement&mdash;that is a cab waiting." Then addressing
-his remarks to the eyes of Miss Lambert, "I shall be delighted if such a
-visitation does not bore you."</p>
-
-<p>"Not a bit&mdash;Susannah, hang Mr Bevan's hat up in the hall. Come this
-way."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan followed his hostess across the hall to the breakfast-room; as
-he followed he heard with a shudder Susannah attempting to hang his hat
-on the high hall rack, and the hat falling off and being pursued about
-the floor.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span></p><p>Luncheon was laid in a free-handed and large-hearted manner. Three
-whitings on a dish of Sheffield plate formed the <i>piece de r&eacute;sistance</i>,
-there was jam which appeared frankly in a pot pictured with plums, but
-in the centre of the table stood a vase of Venetian glass filled with
-roses.</p>
-
-<p>As they took their seats Susannah, who had apparently been seized with
-an inspiration, appeared conveying a bottle of B&ouml;llinger in one hand,
-and a bottle of Gold-water in the other.</p>
-
-<p>"I brought them from the cellar, Miss," said the maid with a side glance
-at Charles&mdash;she was a good-natured-looking girl when not defending the
-hall door, but her under jaw seemed like the avenue gate, half off its
-hinges, and her intellect to be always oozing away through her half-open
-mouth. "They were the best I could find."</p>
-
-<p>"That's right, Susannah," said her mistress; "try if you can get one of
-those little bottles of port, the ones with red seals on them and
-cobwebs; and close the door."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan opened the champagne and helped himself, Miss Lambert
-announcing the fact that she was a teetotaler.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p><p>"There is a man in the kitchen," said she, after an apology for the
-general disorder of things, and for the whiting which were but
-indifferently cooked. "James, you know, and when he is in the kitchen
-whilst meals are being prepared Susannah loses her head and often spoils
-things. Father generally sends him out to dig in the garden whilst she
-is cooking. I didn't send him to-day because he won't take orders from
-me, only from father. He says a man cannot serve two masters; he is
-always making proverbs and things, his father was a stationer and he has
-written poetry. He might have been anything only for his wife, he told
-me so the other night. It <i>does</i> seem such a pity."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Charles tentatively, wondering who "James, you know" might
-be.</p>
-
-<p>"What is he?"</p>
-
-<p>"He's in the law," said Miss Lambert cautiously, then after a moment's
-hesitation, "I don't see why I shouldn't tell you, you are our cousin.
-Father had a debt and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"You don't mean to say he's&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, he has come to take possession as they call it."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan laid down his knife and fork.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span></p><p>"Good gracious!"</p>
-
-<p>"I never cried so much as when he came," said Fanny, stroking the head
-of Boy-Boy, who was resting beside her; "it seemed so terrible. I never
-knew what a comfort he would turn out; he fetches the coals for Susannah
-and pumps the water. It sounds strange to say it, but I don't know what
-we should do without him now."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you poor child," thought Charles, "how much you must have suffered
-at the hands of that pig-headed fool of a father of yours&mdash;to think of a
-good estate coming to this!"</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me," he said aloud, "how long has that man been here?"</p>
-
-<p>"A week," said Fanny, "but it seems a year."</p>
-
-<p>"Who&mdash;er&mdash;put him in."</p>
-
-<p>"A Mr Isaacs."</p>
-
-<p>"What was the debt for, Cousin Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"We went to Paris."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I wanted to go to Paris, and father said I should, but he would have to
-think first about the money. Then he went into the library, and took me
-on his knee, and smoked a pipe.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span> He always gets money when he sits and
-has what he calls a 'good think' and smokes a pipe. So he got the money
-and we went to Paris. We had a lovely time!"</p>
-
-<p>"And then," said Bevan with an expression on his face as if he were
-listening to a fairy tale which he <i>had</i> to believe, "I suppose Mr
-Isaacs applied for his money?"</p>
-
-<p>"He sent most impertinent letters," said Fanny, "and I told father not
-to mind them, then James came."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan went on with his luncheon, all his anger against his cousin,
-George Lambert, had vanished. Anger is impossible to a sane mind when
-the object of that anger turns out to be a lunatic.</p>
-
-<p>He went on with his luncheon; though the whiting were indifferently
-cooked, the champagne was excellent, and his hostess exquisite. It was
-hard to tell which was more attractive, her face or her voice, for the
-voice of Miss Lambert was one of those fatal voices that we hear perhaps
-twice in a lifetime, and never forget, perfectly modulated golden,
-soothing&mdash;maddening.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IX</span> <span class="smaller">"WHAT TALES ARE THESE?"</span></h2>
-
-<p>"Now tell me," said Mr Bevan, they were walking in the garden after
-luncheon, "tell me, Cousin Fanny"&mdash;Miss Lambert, had vanished with the
-B&ouml;llinger&mdash;"don't you think your father is a little
-bit&mdash;er&mdash;extravagant?"</p>
-
-<p>"He may be a bit extravagant," murmured Fanny, plucking a huge daisy and
-putting it in her belt. "But then&mdash;he is such a dear, and I know he
-tries to economise all he can, he sold the carriage and horse only a
-month ago, and just look at the garden! he wont go to the expense of a
-gardener but does it all himself; it would be disgraceful only it's so
-lovely, with all the things running wild; see, here is one of his garden
-gloves."</p>
-
-<p>She picked a glove out of a thorn bush and kissed it, and put it in her
-pocket.</p>
-
-<p>"He does the garden himself!"</p>
-
-<p>"He and James."</p>
-
-<p>"You don't mean&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Isaacs' man, they have dug up a lot of ground over there and planted
-asparagus.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> James was a gardener once, but as I have told you, he had
-misfortunes and had to take to the law. He is awfully poor, and his wife
-is ill; they live in a little street near Artesian Road, and father has
-been to see her; he came with me, and we brought her some wine; I
-carried it in a basket. See, is not that a beautiful rose?" she smiled
-at the rose, and Charles could not but admire her beauty.</p>
-
-<p>"And then," resumed Fanny, the smile fading as the wind turned the
-rose's face away, "father is so unfortunate, all the people he lends
-money to won't pay him back, and stocks and shares and things go up and
-down, and always the wrong way, so he says, and he gets into such a rage
-with the house because he can't mortgage it&mdash;it was left in trust for
-me&mdash;and we <i>can't</i> let it, so we have to live in it."</p>
-
-<p>"Why can you not let it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because of the ghost."</p>
-
-<p>"Good gracious goodness!" gobbled Charles, taking the cigar from his
-mouth. "What nonsense are you talking, Cousin Fanny? Ghost! there are no
-such things as ghosts."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Aren't</i> there?" said Fanny. "I wish you saw our one."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you really mean to try to make me<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> believe&mdash;&mdash;" cried Charles, then
-he foundered, tied up in his own vile English.</p>
-
-<p>"We did let it once, a year ago, to a Major Sawyer," said Fanny, and she
-smiled down the garden path at some presumably pleasant vision. "It was
-in May; we let it to him for three months and went down to Ramsgate to
-economise. Major Sawyer moved in on a Friday; I remember that, for the
-next day was Saturday, and I shall never forget that Saturday.</p>
-
-<p>"We were sitting at breakfast, when a telegram was brought, it was from
-the Major, and it was from the South Kensington Hotel; it said, as well
-as I can remember, 'Call without a moment's delay.'"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course we thought 'The Laurels' were burnt down, and you can fancy
-the fright we were in, for it's not insured&mdash;at least the furniture
-isn't."</p>
-
-<p>"Not insured!" groaned Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"No; father says houses never catch fire if they are not insured, and he
-wouldn't trust himself not to set it on fire if it <i>was</i> insured, so
-it's not insured."</p>
-
-<p>"Go on."</p>
-
-<p>"Let us sit down on this seat. Well, of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span> course we thought we were
-ruined, and father was perfectly wild to get up to town and know the
-worst, he can't stand suspense. He wanted to take a special train, and
-there was a terrible scene at the station; you know we have Irish blood
-in us: his mother was Irish, and Fanny Lambert, my great-grandmother,
-the one that hung herself, was an Irishwoman. There was a terrible scene
-at the station, because they wouldn't take father's cheque for the extra
-twenty-five pounds for the special train. 'I tell you I'm <i>ruined</i>,'
-said father, but the station-master, a horrible little man with
-whiskers, said he couldn't help that. Oh! the world is horribly cold and
-cruel," said Fanny, drawing closer to her companion, "when one is in a
-strange place, where one doesn't know people. Once father gets to know
-people he can do anything with them, for every one loves him. The wife
-of the hotel-keeper where we stayed in Paris wept when we had to go away
-without our luggage."</p>
-
-<p>"I should think so."</p>
-
-<p>"You see we only took half of the money we got from Mr Isaacs to Paris;
-we locked half of it up in the bureau in the library for fear we would
-spend it, then when the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>fortnight was up we hadn't enough for the bill.
-Father wanted to leave Boy-Boy, but they said they'd sooner keep the
-luggage. They were very nice over it, the hotel-keeper and his wife, but
-people are horrid when they don't know one.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, we came by a later train, and found Major Sawyer waiting for us
-at the South Kensington Hotel. He was such a funny old man with fiery
-eyes and white hair that stood up. We did not see Mrs Sawyer, so we
-supposed she had been burnt in the fire; but we scarcely had time to
-think, for the Major began to abuse father for having let him such a
-house.</p>
-
-<p>"I was awfully frightened, and father listened to the abuse quite
-meekly, you see he thought Mrs Sawyer was burnt. Then it came out that
-there had been no fire, and I saw father lift up his head, and put his
-chin out, and I stopped my ears and shut my eyes."</p>
-
-<p>"I suppose he gave it to old Sawyer."</p>
-
-<p>"Didn't he! Mrs Sawyer told me afterwards that the Major had never been
-spoken to so before since he left school, and that it had done him a
-world of good&mdash;poor old thing!"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span></p><p>"But what was it all about&mdash;I mean what made him leave the house?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, the ghost, to be sure. The first night he was in the house he went
-poking about looking for burglars, and saw it or heard it, I forget
-which; they say he did not stop running till he reached the police
-station, and that's nearly a mile away, and he wouldn't come back but
-took a cab to the hotel in his pyjamas. But the funny thing is, that
-ever since the day father abused him, he has been our best friend; he's
-helped us in money matters lots of times, and he always sends us hares
-and things when he goes shooting. The ghost always brings us luck when
-she can&mdash;always."</p>
-
-<p>"You believe in Luck?"</p>
-
-<p>"I believe in everything, so does father."</p>
-
-<p>"And this ghost, it's a 'she' you said, I think?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's Fanny Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>"My great-grandmother."</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me about her," said Charles, lighting a new cigar and leaning back
-luxuriously on the seat.</p>
-
-<p>The seat was under a chestnut tree,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span> before them lay a little
-wilderness, sunflowers unburst from the bud, stocks, and clove pinks.</p>
-
-<p>In its centre stood a moss-grown sun-dial bearing this old dial
-inscription in Latin, "The hours pass and are numbered." From this
-wilderness of a garden came the drone of bees, a dreamy sound that
-seemed to refute the motto upon the dial.</p>
-
-<p>"She lived," said Fanny, "a hundred, or maybe two hundred, years ago;
-anyhow it was in the time of the Regency&mdash;and I wish to goodness I had
-lived then."</p>
-
-<p>"Why?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it must have been such fun."</p>
-
-<p>"How do you know about the time of the Regency?"</p>
-
-<p>"I have read about it in the library, there are a lot of old books about
-it, and one of them is in handwriting, not in print. You know in those
-times the Lamberts lived here at 'The Laurels,' just as we do, that's
-what makes the house so old; and the Prince Regent used to drive up here
-in a carriage and pair of coal-black horses. He was in love with Mrs
-Lambert, and she was in love with him. I don't wonder at her."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p><p>"Well, you ought to wonder at her," said Charles in a hectoring voice,
-blowing a cloud of smoke at a bumble-bee that had alighted on Fanny's
-dress, and was rubbing its hands together as if in satisfaction at the
-prosperous times and the plenty of flowers.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't blow smoke at the poor thing. Isn't he fat!&mdash;there, he is gone.
-Why ought I to wonder at her?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because she was married."</p>
-
-<p>"Why shouldn't she be married?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ahem!" said Charles, clearing his throat.</p>
-
-<p>"Why?"</p>
-
-<p>"I meant to say that she should not have loved the Prince."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not? he was awfully good to them. Do you know George, Fanny's
-husband, must have been very like father; he was like him in face, for
-we have a miniature of him, but he was like him in other ways, too. He
-would sit up at Crockfords&mdash;what <i>was</i> Crockfords?"</p>
-
-<p>"A kind of club, I believe."</p>
-
-<p>"He would sit up at Crockfords playing cards all night, and he killed a
-man once by hitting him over the head with a poker; the jury said the
-man died of apoplexy, but he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span> kept the man's wife and children always
-afterwards, and that is just what father would have done."</p>
-
-<p>"I know," said Charles, "at least I can imagine him; but, all the same,
-I don't think you know what marriage is."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes, I do!"</p>
-
-<p>"What is it, then?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's a blessed state," said Fanny, breaking into a joyous laugh; "at
-least I read so in some old book."</p>
-
-<p>"We were talking of the Prince Regent, I think," said Charles rather
-stiffly.</p>
-
-<p>"Were we? Oh yes, I remember. Well, they loved each other so much that
-the old book said it was a matter of common rumour, whatever that means.
-One night at Crockfords Mr Bevan&mdash;he was an ancestor of yours&mdash;flew into
-a frightful temper over some nonsense&mdash;a misdeal at cards I think it
-was&mdash;and called George Lambert a name, an awfully funny name; what was
-this it was? let me think&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't think, don't think, go on with the story," cried Charles in an
-agony.</p>
-
-<p>"And George Lambert slapped Mr Bevan's face, and serve him right, too."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span></p><p>"What is that you say?" cried Charles, wattling like a turkey-cock.</p>
-
-<p>"I said serve him right!" cried Fanny, clenching her little fists.</p>
-
-<p>"Look here&mdash;&mdash;" said Charles, then suddenly he became dumb, whilst the
-breeze wandered with a rustling sound through the desolate garden,
-bearing with it from some distant street the voice of a man crying
-"Herrings," as if to remind them that Highgate was no longer the
-Highgate of the Regency.</p>
-
-<p>"Well?" said Fanny, still with a trace of defiance in her tone.</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing," answered Charles meekly. "Go on with your story."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny nestled closer to him as if to make up, and went on:</p>
-
-<p>"The Prince was in the room, and every one said he turned pale; some
-people said he cried out, 'My God, what an occurrence!' and some people
-said he cried out, 'Gentlemen, gentlemen!' And the old Marquis of Bath
-dropped his snuff-box, though what that has to do with the story I don't
-know.</p>
-
-<p>"At all events, the Prince left immediately, for he had an appointment
-to meet Fanny, and have supper with her. He must have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span> said something
-nasty to her, for instead of having supper with him, she took a carriage
-and drove home here. She seemed greatly distressed; the servants said
-she spent the night walking up and down the blue corridor crying out, 'O
-that I ever loved such a man!' and 'Who would have thought men were so
-cruel!' Then, when her husband came back from fighting a duel with Mr
-Bevan, she was gone. All her jewels were gone too; she must have hidden
-them somewhere, for they were never found again.</p>
-
-<p>"They found her hanging in a clothes closet quite dead; she had hung
-herself with her garters&mdash;she must have had a very small neck, I'm sure
-I couldn't hang myself with mine&mdash;and now she haunts the corridor
-beckoning to people to follow her."</p>
-
-<p>"Have you ever seen her?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, but I am sure I have heard her at nights sometimes, when the wind
-is high. Father O'Mahony wanted to lay her, but I told father not to let
-him, she's said to be so lucky."</p>
-
-<p>"Lucky, indeed, to lose you a good tenant!"</p>
-
-<p>"It was the luckiest thing she ever did, for the hotel was awfully
-expensive."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p><p>"Why did you not take apartments, then?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, they are so lonely and so poky, and landladies rob one so."</p>
-
-<p>"Is your father a Roman Catholic?"</p>
-
-<p>"He is."</p>
-
-<p>"What are you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am nothing," said Fanny, proclaiming her simple creed with all the
-simplicity of childhood, and a smile that surely was reflected on the
-Recording Angel's face as he jotted down her reply.</p>
-
-<p>"Does your <i>father</i> know of this state of your mind?" asked Charles in a
-horrified voice.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and he is always trying to convert me to 'the faith,' as he calls
-it. We have long arguments, and I always beat him. When he can find
-nothing more to say, he always scratches his dear old head and says,
-'Anyhow you're baptised, and that's one comfort,' then we talk of other
-things, but he did convert me once."</p>
-
-<p>"How was that?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was in a hurry to try on a frock," said this valuable convert to the
-Church; "at least the dressmaker was waiting, so I gave in, but only for
-once."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span></p><p>"What do you believe in, then?" asked Charles, glancing fearfully at
-the female atheist by his side, who had taken her garden hat from her
-head and was swinging it by the ribbon.</p>
-
-<p>"I believe in being good, and I believe in father, and I believe one
-ought always to make every one as happy as possible and be kind to
-animals. I believe people who ill-treat animals go to hell&mdash;at least, I
-hope they do."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you believe in heaven?" asked Mr Bevan in a pained voice.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I do."</p>
-
-<p>"Then you are <i>not</i> an atheist," in a voice of relief.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I'm not. Who said I was?"</p>
-
-<p>"You did."</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't. I'd sooner die than be an atheist. One came here to dinner
-once; he had a red beard, and smoked shag in the drawing-room. Ugh! such
-a man!"</p>
-
-<p>"Do you believe in God?"</p>
-
-<p>"I used to, when I was a child. I was always told He would strike me
-dead if I told a lie, and then I found that He didn't. It was like the
-man who lived in the oven. I was always told that the Black Man who
-lived in the oven would run away with me if I stole<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> the jam; and one
-day I stole the jam, and opened the oven door and looked in. I was in a
-terrible fright, but there wasn't any man there."</p>
-
-<p>"It's very strange," said Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"That there wasn't a man there?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was referring," said Charles stiffly, "to such thoughts in the mind
-of one so young as you are."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm as old as the hills," cried Fanny in the voice of a <i>blas&eacute;</i>
-woman of the world, making a grab at a passing moth and then flinging
-her hat after it, "as old as the&mdash;mercy! what's that?"</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Fanny!" cried the voice of Susannah, who was lowing like a cow
-through garden and shrubbery in search of her missing mistress, "Miss
-Fah-ny, Miss&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"That's tea," said Fanny, rising, and leading the way to the house.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER X</span> <span class="smaller">ASPARAGUS AND CATS</span></h2>
-
-<p>Charles Bevan followed his cousin to the house. His orderly mind could
-never have imagined of its own volition a <i>m&eacute;nage</i> like that of the
-Lamberts. He revolted at it, yet felt strangely fascinated. It was like
-watching people dancing on a tight rope half cut in two, sailors
-feasting and merry-making on a sinking wreck, children plucking flowers
-on the crumbling edge of a cliff.</p>
-
-<p>Tea was laid in state in the drawing-room, a lovely old room with
-tapestried walls, and windows that opened upon the garden; or at least
-that part of it which had been robbed of its roses and converted into a
-kitchen-garden during one of George Lambert's economical fits.</p>
-
-<p>"That is the asparagus bed," said Fanny proudly.</p>
-
-<p>It was like a badly-ploughed field, and Charles' eye travelled slowly
-over its ridges and hollows.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you a potato bed?" he asked, his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> mind subconsciously estimating
-the size of the Lamberts' Highgate estate on the basis that their potato
-crop was in proportion to their asparagus.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, we buy our potatoes and cabbages and things," said Fanny; "they are
-cheap."</p>
-
-<p>"But asparagus takes such a time to grow&mdash;four years, I think it is."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, surely not so long as that?" said the girl, taking her seat at the
-tea-table. "Why, oak trees would grow quicker than that; besides, James
-said we would have splendid asparagus next spring, and he was a
-professed gardener before his misfortunes overtook him. Do you take
-sugar?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, please," said Charles, wearily dropping into a low chair and
-wondering vaguely at the angelic beauty of the girl's face.</p>
-
-<p>"And what, may I ask, were the 'misfortunes' that overtook James?"</p>
-
-<p>"His wife, poor thing, took to drink," said she, with so much
-commiseration in her tone that she might have been a disciple of the new
-criminology, "and that broke his heart and took all his energy away."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you believe him?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why not? He is a most devoted creature;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> and he is going to give up the
-business he is in and stay on when father pays Mr Isaacs. I hope we will
-never part with James."</p>
-
-<p>Susannah, in honour of the guest, had produced the best tea service, a
-priceless set of old S&egrave;vres. The tray was painted with Cupidons blowing
-trumpets as if in honour of the victory of Susannah over mischance, in
-that she had conveyed them upstairs by some miracle unsmashed.</p>
-
-<p>There was half a cake by Buszard; the tea, had it been paid for, would
-have cost five shillings a pound, but the milk was sky blue.</p>
-
-<p>As Fanny was cutting up the cake in liberal slices as if for a
-children's party, two frightful-looking cats walked into the room with
-all the air of bandits. One was jet black and one was brindled; both
-looked starved, and each wore its tail with a pump-handle curve after
-the fashion of a lion's when marauding.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny regarded them lovingly, and poured out a saucerful of the blue
-milk which she placed on the floor.</p>
-
-<p>"Aren't they angels?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if you ask me," said Charles Bevan, as if he were giving his
-opinion on some object<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> of <i>v&eacute;rtu</i>, "I'd say they were more like&mdash;the
-other things."</p>
-
-<p>"I know they are not <i>pretty</i>," said Fanny regretfully, "but they are
-faithful. They always come to tea just as if they were invited."</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder your poodle&mdash;I mean the dog, lets them in."</p>
-
-<p>"Boy-Boy?&mdash;Oh, he only barks at things at night when they can't see him;
-he would run from a mouse, he's such a dear old coward. Aren't they
-thirsty?"</p>
-
-<p>"Where did you get them? I should think they would be hard to match."</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't get them: they are not ours, they just come in."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mean to say you let stray cats in like that?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>I</i> don't let them in, they come in through a hole in the scullery
-window."</p>
-
-<p>"Goodness gracious!"</p>
-
-<p>"Sometimes the kitchen is full of cats; they seem to know."</p>
-
-<p>"That fools live here," thought Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"And Susannah spends all her time turning them out&mdash;all, of course,
-except the black ones."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not the black ones?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p><p>"Because they are lucky; did you not know that? It's frightfully
-unlucky to turn a black cat out."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not fill up the hole and stop them from getting in?"</p>
-
-<p>"Susannah has stuffed it up with old stockings and things till she's
-weary; they butt it in with their heads."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not have a new pane put in?"</p>
-
-<p>"Father has talked of that, but I have always changed the conversation,
-and then he forgets."</p>
-
-<p>"You like cats?"</p>
-
-<p>"I love them."</p>
-
-<p>Charles looked gloomily at the grimalkins.</p>
-
-<p>"Seems to me you must have your food stolen."</p>
-
-<p>"We used to, but Susannah locks everything up now before she goes to
-bed."</p>
-
-<p>She inverted the milk jug to show the cats that there was no milk left,
-and the intelligent creatures comprehending left the room, the black
-leading the way.</p>
-
-<p>"Faithful creatures!" sneered Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"Aren't they! Oh, but, Cousin Charles&mdash;I mean Mr&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"No; call me Cousin Charles."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span></p><p>"&mdash;I've given the cats all the milk!"</p>
-
-<p>"No matter," said Charles magnanimously. "The poor beggars wanted it
-more than I. I never drink more than one cup of tea; it makes me
-nervous."</p>
-
-<p>"How good you are!" she murmured. "You remind me of father."</p>
-
-<p>Charles moved uneasily in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>From somewhere in the distance came the sound of Susannah singing and
-cleaning a window, a song like a fetish song interrupted by the sound of
-the window being closed to see if it was clean enough, and flung up
-again with a jerk, that spoke of dissatisfaction. These sounds of a
-sudden ceased.</p>
-
-<p>They were succeeded by the murmur of voices, a footstep, then a tap at
-the door, followed by the voice of Susannah requesting her mistress to
-step outside for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>"I know what <i>that</i> always means," murmured the girl in a resigned
-voice, as she rose from the table and left the room.</p>
-
-<p>Charles Bevan rose from his chair and went to the window.</p>
-
-<p>"These people want protecting," he said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> to himself frowning at the
-asparagus bed. "Irresponsibility when it passes a certain point becomes
-absolute lunacy. Fanny and her father ought to be in a lunatic asylum
-with their ghosts, and cats, and rubbish, only I don't believe any
-lunatic asylum would take them in; they would infect the other patients
-and make them worse. Good Heavens! it makes me shudder. They must be on
-the verge of the workhouse, making asparagus beds, and drinking
-champagne, and flying off to Paris, and feeding every filthy stray cat
-with food they must want for themselves. Poor devils&mdash;I mean damned
-fools. Anyhow, I must be going." The recollection of a certain lady
-named Pamela Pursehouse arose coldly in his mind now that Miss Lambert
-was absent from the room, and the little "still voice," whatever a still
-voice may be, said something about duty.</p>
-
-<p>He determined to flee from temptation directly his hostess returned, but
-he reckoned without Fate.</p>
-
-<p>The door opened and Fanny entered with a face full of tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>She closed the door.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you think Susannah has told<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> me?" She spoke in a low voice as
-if death were in the house.</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"James has come in and he has&mdash;had too much!"</p>
-
-<p>"You don't mean to say that he is intoxicated?"</p>
-
-<p>"I do," said Fanny with her voice filled with tears.</p>
-
-<p>"How <i>disgraceful</i>! I will go down and turn him out." Then he remembered
-that he could not very well turn him out considering that he was in
-possession.</p>
-
-<p>"For goodness sake don't even hint that to him, or he may go," cried
-Fanny in alarm, "for, when he gets like this, he always talks of leaving
-at once, because his calling is a disgrace to him, and if he went,
-Susannah would follow him."</p>
-
-<p>"But, my dear girl," cried Charles, "how dare that wretched
-Susannah&mdash;ahem&mdash;why, he's a married man, you told me so; surely she
-knows <i>that</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, she knows that, but she says she can't help herself."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>I</i> never met such people before!" said Charles, addressing a jade
-dragon on the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span> mantelpiece&mdash;"I mean," he said, putting his hands in his
-trousers' pockets and addressing his boots, "such a person as Susannah."</p>
-
-<p>"Her mother ran away with her father," murmured Fanny in extenuation,
-"so I suppose it is in the blood. But I wish we could do something with
-James. If he would even go to bed, but he sits by the kitchen fire
-crying, and that sets Susannah off. She will be ill for days after this.
-He said it was a cigar some one gave him that reminded him of his better
-days&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Bother his better days!"</p>
-
-<p>"&mdash;&mdash;and he went to try and drown the recollection of them. It is so
-stupid of him, he <i>knows</i> how drink flies to his head; you would never
-imagine if you could see him now that he has only had two glasses of
-beer."</p>
-
-<p>"I will go down to the kitchen and speak to him," said Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"But, Cousin Charles," said Fanny, plucking at his coat, "be sure and
-speak gently."</p>
-
-<p>"I will," said Mr Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'll go with you," said she.</p>
-
-<p>James, a long ill-weedy looking man, was seated before the kitchen fire
-on a chair<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> without a back; Susannah, on hearing their footsteps, darted
-into the scullery.</p>
-
-<p>"Now, James, now, James," said Charles Bevan, speaking in a paternal
-voice, "what is the meaning of all this? How did you get yourself into
-this condition?"</p>
-
-<p>James turned his head and regarded Charles. He made a vain endeavour to
-speak and rise from his chair at one and the same time, then he
-collapsed and his tears returned anew.</p>
-
-<p>At the sound, Susannah in the scullery threw her apron over her head and
-joined in, whilst Fanny looked out of the window and sniffled.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>I</i> never saw such a lot of people!" cried Charles in desperation.
-"James, James, be a man."</p>
-
-<p>"How can he," said Fanny, controlling her voice, "when he is in this
-terrible state? Cousin Charles, don't you think you could induce him to
-go to bed?"</p>
-
-<p>"I think I could," said Charles grimly, "if you show me the way to his room."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>PART II</i></h2>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER I</span> <span class="smaller">A REVELATION</span></h2>
-
-<p>"When will your father come back?" asked Charles as he returned to the
-kitchen, having deposited the man of law on his bed and shaken his fist
-in his face as a token of what he would get if he rose from it.</p>
-
-<p>"Not till this evening, late," said Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"Then I must wait till he returns, or till this person recovers himself.
-I cannot possibly leave you alone in the house with a tipsy man."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes, do stay till father returns. I want you to meet him so much,"
-said Fanny, all her grief vanishing in smiles.</p>
-
-<p>"Susannah, we'll have supper at eight."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, miss."</p>
-
-<p>"I am almost glad," said Fanny, as she tripped up the kitchen stairs
-before her<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> cousin, "I am almost glad James took it into his head to get
-tipsy, you'd have gone away if he hadn't, without seeing father; it
-seems almost like Providence. Mercy! it's six o'clock."</p>
-
-<p>She glanced at the great old hall clock ticking away the moments, even
-as it had done when George the Third was king, and Charles took his
-watch out to verify the time, but he did not catch the old clock
-tripping.</p>
-
-<p>"Now we must think about supper," said Fanny, in a busy voice. "You must
-be dying of hunger. What do you like best?"</p>
-
-<p>"But you have not dined, Fanny."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, we always call dinner 'luncheon,' and have it in the middle of the
-day; it saves trouble, and it is less worry." Then, after a moment's
-pause: "I wish we had a lobster, but I don't think there is one. I
-<i>know</i> there is a beefsteak."</p>
-
-<p>She went to the kitchen stairs.</p>
-
-<p>"Susannah!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, miss," answered a dolorous voice from below.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you a lobster in the house?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, miss."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span></p><p>"You have a beefsteak?"</p>
-
-<p>A sound came as of search amongst the plates on the dresser.</p>
-
-<p>"The beefsteak is gone, Miss Fanny."</p>
-
-<p>"Now, <i>where</i> can that beefsteak have gone to?" murmured the girl,
-whilst Charles called to mind the criminal countenances of the two
-faithful cats, and the business-like manner in which they had left the
-room.</p>
-
-<p>"Search again, Susannah."</p>
-
-<p>A frightful crash of crockery came as a reply.</p>
-
-<p>"Susannah!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, miss."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't look any more, I will go out and buy something."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't mind me," said Charles. "Anything will do for me; I am used&mdash;I
-mean&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I am not going to have father come back and find you starved to death;
-he'd kill me. I'm going out marketing; will you come?"</p>
-
-<p>"With pleasure."</p>
-
-<p>"Then wait till I fetch my hat and a basket."</p>
-
-<p>"May I light a cigar?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, smoke everywhere, every one does," and she rushed upstairs for her
-hat. A<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span> moment later she returned, hat on head, and bearing in her hand
-a little basket adorned with blue ribbons: a pound of tea would have
-freighted it.</p>
-
-<p>"How on earth is she going to get the dinner into that?" thought her
-companion, as he unbarred the hall door and followed her down the steps.</p>
-
-<p>Then they found themselves walking down the weed-grown avenue, the birds
-twittering overhead in the light of the warm June evening.</p>
-
-<p>That he should be going "a-marketing" in Highgate accompanied by a
-pretty girl with a basket did not, strangely enough, impress Charles
-Bevan as being an out-of-the-way occurrence.</p>
-
-<p>He felt as if he had known the Lamberts for years&mdash;a good many years. He
-no longer contemplated the joyous tragedy of their life wholly as a
-spectator; he had become suddenly and without volition one of the
-actors, a subordinate actor&mdash;a thinking part, one might call it.</p>
-
-<p>The fearful fascination exercised by these people seemed, strange to
-say, never so potent as when exercised upon hard-headed people,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span> as
-Major Sawyer and many another could have told.</p>
-
-<p>"I love marketing," said Fanny, as they trudged along, "at least buying
-things."</p>
-
-<p>"Have you any money?"</p>
-
-<p>"Lots," said Miss Lambert, producing a starved-looking purse.</p>
-
-<p>She opened it and peeped in at the three and sixpence it contained, and
-then shut it with a snap as if fearful of their escaping.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you like next best to marketing?" asked Charles in the sedate
-voice of a heavy father speaking to his favourite child.</p>
-
-<p>"Opening parcels."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't quite&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you know&mdash;strange parcels when they come, or when father brings
-them, one never knows what may be in them&mdash;chocolate creams or what. I
-wonder what father will bring me back this time?"</p>
-
-<p>"Where has he gone to?"</p>
-
-<p>"He has gone to get some money."</p>
-
-<p>"He will be back this evening?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, unless he finds it difficult getting the money. If he does, he
-won't be home till morning." She spoke as an Indian squaw might speak,
-whose father or husband has<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span> gone a-hunting, whilst Charles marvelled
-vaguely.</p>
-
-<p>"But suppose&mdash;he doesn't get any money?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, he will get it all right, people are so good to him. Poor, dear Mr
-Hancock&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>She stopped suddenly.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, yes."</p>
-
-<p>"He said we weren't to tell."</p>
-
-<p>She spoke in a secretive voice which greatly inflamed her companion's
-curiosity.</p>
-
-<p>"You might tell me, but don't if you don't want to."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Fanny. "I don't think it matters now that you are friends
-with us, and we're all the same family. Father's dividends had not come
-in, and he lent us the money to pay the bills."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>What</i> bills?"</p>
-
-<p>"The butcher's bill, and Stokes the baker's bill, and the milk bill, and
-some others."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Hancock</i> lent you the money to pay your bills?" cried Charles, feeling
-like a person in a dream.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, old Mr Hancock, your Mr Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>"But he never told me he was a friend of your father's; besides, he is
-<i>my</i> solicitor."</p>
-
-<p>"He never saw us before this week."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span></p><p>"Tell me all about it, and how you came to know him so intimately, and
-how he paid your bills," commanded Mr Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>There was, just here on the road, a seat dropped incontinently by the
-County Council; they sat upon it whilst she told her tale.</p>
-
-<p>"It was the other day. Father had not slept all night thinking of the
-action. He came into my bedroom at two in the morning to tell me that if
-he lost it before the House of Lords, he would take it before the Queen
-in Council. He had been sitting up reading 'Every Man his Own Lawyer.'
-Well, next morning a lot of people came asking for their money, the
-butcher and all those, and we hadn't any.</p>
-
-<p>"Father said it was all <i>your</i> fault, and he wished he had never seen
-the fish stream. I was so frightened by the way he was bothering himself
-about everything&mdash;for, as a rule, you know he is the most easy-tempered
-man in the world as long as he has got his pipe. Well, a friend advised
-me to go privately to your lawyer and try to stop the action. So I went
-to Mr Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>"At first he seemed very stiff, and glared at me through his spectacles;
-but, after a while,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> as I told him all about ourselves, he stopped
-shuffling his feet, and listened with his hand to his ear as if he were
-deaf, and he took a smelling bottle out of a drawer of his desk and
-snuffed at it, and said, 'Dear me, how very extraordinary!' Then he
-called me his 'Poor child!' and asked me had I had any luncheon. I said
-'Yes,' though I hadn't&mdash;I wasn't hungry. Well, we talked and talked, and
-at last he said he would come back with me home, for that our affairs
-were in a dreadful condition and we didn't seem to know it. He said he
-would come as a friend and try to forget that he was a lawyer.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, he came here with me. Father was upstairs in his bedroom, and I
-poked my head in and told him your lawyer wanted to see him in the
-drawing-room.</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't tell him it was I who had fetched him, for I knew he would
-simply go mad if he thought I had been meddling with the action;
-besides, Mr Hancock said I had better not, as he simply called as a
-friend.</p>
-
-<p>"Down came father and went into the drawing-room. I was in an awful
-fright, too frightened even to listen at the door. I made Susannah
-listen after a while, and she said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span> they were talking about roses&mdash;I
-felt so relieved.</p>
-
-<p>"I sent Susannah in with wine, and Mr Hancock stayed to supper. After
-supper they had cigars and punch, and I played to them on the piano, and
-father sang Irish songs, and Mr Hancock told us awfully funny stories
-all about the law, and said he was a bachelor and envied father because
-he had a daughter like me.</p>
-
-<p>"Then he talked about our affairs, and said he would require more punch
-before he could understand them; so he had more punch, and father showed
-him the housekeeping books, and he looked over them reading them upside
-down and every way. Then he wrote out a cheque to pay the books, with
-one eye shut, whilst father wrote out bills, you know, to pay the
-cheque, and then he kissed me and said good-bye to father and went away
-crying."</p>
-
-<p>"But," cried Charles, utterly astounded at this artless revelation of
-another man's folly, "old Hancock never made a joke in his life&mdash;at
-least to <i>me</i>&mdash;and he's an awful old skinflint and never lent any man a
-penny, so they say."</p>
-
-<p>"He made lots of jokes that night, anyhow,"<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span> said Fanny, "and lent
-father over twenty pounds, too; and only yesterday a great bunch of
-hothouse flowers came from Covent Garden with his card for me."</p>
-
-<p>"Old fool!" said Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"He is not an old fool, he's a dear old man, and I love him. Come on, or
-the shops will be closed."</p>
-
-<p>"You seem to love everything," said Mr Bevan in a rather stiff tone, as
-they meandered along near now to the street where shops were.</p>
-
-<p>"I do&mdash;at least everything I don't hate."</p>
-
-<p>"Whom do you hate?"</p>
-
-<p>"No one just now. I never hate people for long, it is too much trouble.
-I used to hate you before I knew you. I thought you were a man with a
-black beard; you see I hadn't seen you."</p>
-
-<p>"But, why on earth did you think I had a black beard?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>I</i> don't know. I suppose it was because I hate black beards."</p>
-
-<p>"So you don't hate me?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, <i>indeed</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"And as every one you don't hate, you&mdash;&mdash; I say, what a splendid evening
-this is! it is just like Italy. I mean, it reminds me of Italy."</p>
-
-<p>"And here are the shops at last," said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> Fanny, as if the shops had been
-travelling to them and had only just arrived.</p>
-
-<p>She stopped at a stationer's window.</p>
-
-<p>"I want to get some envelopes. Come in, won't you?"</p>
-
-<p>She bought a packet of envelopes for fourpence. Charles turned away to
-look at some of the gaudily-bound Kebles, Byrons, and Scotts so dear to
-the middle-class heart, and before he could turn again she had bought a
-little prayer-book with a cross on it for a shilling. The shopman was
-besetting her with a new invention in birthday cards when Charles broke
-the spell by touching her elbow with the head of his walking stick.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you think," said he when they were safely in the street, "it is a
-mistake buying prayer-books, these shop-keepers are such awful
-swindlers?"</p>
-
-<p>"I bought it for Susannah," explained Fanny. "It's a little present for
-her after the way James has gone on. Look at this dear monkey."</p>
-
-<p>A barrel organ of the old type was playing by the pavement, making a
-sound as if an old man gone idiotic were humming a tune to himself. A
-villainous-looking monkey on<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> the organ-top, held out his hand when it
-saw Fanny approaching. It knew the world evidently, or at least
-physiognomy, which is almost the same thing.</p>
-
-<p>"He takes it just like a man," she cried, as the creature grabbed one of
-her pennies and then nearly broke its chain trying to get at her to tear
-the rose from her hat. "Look, it knows the people who are fond of it; it
-is just like a child."</p>
-
-<p>Charles tore her from the monkey, only for a milliner's shop to suck her
-in.</p>
-
-<p>"I must run in here for a moment, it's only about a corset I ordered; I
-won't be three minutes."</p>
-
-<p>He waited ten, thinking how strange it was that this girl saw something
-attractive in nearly everything&mdash;strange cats, monkeys, and even old
-Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>At the end of twenty minutes' walking up and down, he approached the
-milliner's window and peeped into the shop.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny was conversing with a tall woman, whose frizzled black hair lent
-her somehow the appearance of a Frenchwoman.</p>
-
-<p>The Highgate Frenchwoman was dangling something gaudy and flimsy before
-Fanny's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span> eyes, and the girl had her purse in her hand.</p>
-
-<p>Charles gave a sigh, and resumed his beat like a policeman.</p>
-
-<p>At last she came out, carrying a tissue-paper parcel.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, have you got your&mdash;what you called for?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, it's not ready yet; but I've got the most beautiful&mdash;Oh my goodness
-me!&mdash;how stupid I am!"</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"I have only three halfpence left, and I have forgotten the eggs and
-things for supper."</p>
-
-<p>"Give me your purse, and let me look into it," he said, taking the
-little purse and turning away a moment. Then he handed it back to her;
-she opened it and peeped in, and there lay a sovereign.</p>
-
-<p>"It's just what father does," she said, looking up in the lamp-light
-with a smile that somehow made Mr Bevan's eyes feel misty. "What makes
-you so like him in everything you do?" And somehow these words seemed to
-the correct Mr Bevan the sweetest he had ever heard.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span></p><p>Then they marketed after the fashion of youth when it finds itself the
-possessor of a whole sovereign. Fanny laying out the money as the fancy
-took her, and with the lavishness so conspicuously absent in the
-dealings of your mere millionaire.</p>
-
-<p>They then returned to "The Laurels," Charles Bevan carrying the parcels.</p>
-
-<p>The dining-room of "The Laurels" was a huge apartment furnished in the
-age of heavy dinners, when a knowledge of comparative anatomy and the
-wrist of a butcher were necessary ingredients in the composition of a
-successful host.</p>
-
-<p>Here Susannah, to drown her sorrows in labour and give honour to the
-guest, had laid the supper things on a lavish scale. The Venetian vase,
-before-mentioned, stood filled with roses in the centre of the table,
-and places were laid for six&mdash;all sorts of places. Some of the
-unexpected guests were presumably to sup entirely off fish, to judge by
-the knives and forks set out for them, and some were evidently to be
-denied the luxury of soup. That there was neither soup nor fish mattered
-little to Susannah.</p>
-
-<p>The cellar, to judge by the sideboard, had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> been seized with a spirit of
-emulation begotten of the display made by the plate pantry, and had sent
-three representatives from each bin. The sideboard also contained the
-jam-pot, the bread tray, and butter on a plate: commestables that had
-the abject air of poor relations admitted on sufferance, and come to
-look on.</p>
-
-<p>Here entered Fanny, followed by Mr Bevan, laden with parcels.</p>
-
-<p>The girl's hat was tilted slightly sideways, her raven hair was in
-revolt, and her cheeks flushed with happiness and the excitement of
-marketing.</p>
-
-<p>Susannah followed them. She wore a wonderful white apron adorned with
-frills and blue ribbons, a birthday present from her mistress, only
-brought out on state occasions.</p>
-
-<p>"Three candles only!" said the mistress of the house, glancing at the
-table and the three candles burning on it. "That's not enough; fetch a
-couple more, and, Susannah, bring the sardine opener."</p>
-
-<p>"Why don't you light the gas?" asked her cousin, putting his parcels
-down and glancing at the great chandelier swinging overhead.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span></p><p>"I would, only father has had a fight with the gas company and they've
-cut it off. Now let's open the parcels; put the candles nearer."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan's parcels contained a box of sardines, a paysandu ox tongue,
-and a basket of peaches; Fanny's, the before-mentioned prayer-book,
-envelopes, and in the tissue-paper parcel a light shawl or fichu of
-fleecy silk dyed blue.</p>
-
-<p>She cast her hat off, and throwing the fichu round her neck, hopped upon
-a chair, candle in hand, and glanced at herself in a great mirror on the
-opposite wall.</p>
-
-<p>"It makes me look beautiful!" she cried. "And I have half a mind to keep
-it for myself."</p>
-
-<p>"Why&mdash;for whom did you buy it, then?"</p>
-
-<p>"For James' wife, Mrs Regan."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>"She is ill, you know, and I am going to see her again to-morrow. I hate
-going to see sick people, but father says whenever we see a lame dog we
-should put our shoulders to the wheel and help him over the stile, and
-she's a lame dog, if ever there was one. That's right, Susannah, put the
-candles here, and give me the can opener; I love opening<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span> tins, and
-there is a little prayer-book I got for you when I was out."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, miss," said Susannah in a muffled voice, putting the little
-prayer-book under her apron with one hand, and snuffing a candle with
-the finger and thumb of the other. "Can I get you anything more, miss?"</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing. Is James all right?"</p>
-
-<p>"He's asleep now, miss," answered the maid, closing her mouth for once
-in her life by some miracle of Love, and catching in her breath through
-her nose.</p>
-
-<p>"That will do, Susannah," hastily said her mistress, who knew this
-symptom of old, and what it foreboded; "I'll ring if I want you. Bring
-up the punch things at ten, just as you always bring them."</p>
-
-<p>Susannah left the room making stifled sounds, and Fanny, with Mrs
-Regan's fichu about her neck, attacked the sardine tin with the opener.</p>
-
-<p>"Let me," said Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"No, no; you open the champagne, and put the peaches on a plate, and
-I'll open the tins. Bring over the bread and butter and jam. I wish we
-had some ice for the champagne, but the fishmonger&mdash;forgot to send it.
-Bother this knife!"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span></p><p>She laboured away, with her cheeks flushed; a lock of black hair
-hanging loose lent her a distracted air, and made her so lovely in the
-eyes of Charles that he put the bread platter down on top of the butter
-plate, so that the butter pat clung to the bottom of the bread platter,
-and they had to scrape it off, one holding the platter, one scraping
-with the knife, and both hands touching.</p>
-
-<p>"We have had that bread plate ever since I can remember," she said, as
-they seated themselves to the feast, "and I wouldn't have anything
-happen to it for earths, not that the butter will do it any harm. Isn't
-the text on it nice?"</p>
-
-<p>Charles examined the bread platter gravely.</p>
-
-<p>"'Want not,'" he read. He looked in vain for the "Waste not," but that
-part of the maxim was hidden by the carved representation of a full ear
-of corn.</p>
-
-<p>"It's a very nice&mdash;motto. Have some champagne?"</p>
-
-<p>"No thanks, I only drink water, wine flies to my head; I am like James.
-I am going to have a peach&mdash;have one."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, I am eating sardines. You remind me of the old gentleman&mdash;he
-was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span> short-sighted&mdash;who offered me a pinch of snuff once when I was
-eating a sole."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny, with her teeth set in the peach, gave a little shriek of
-laughter, but Mr Bevan was perfectly grave. Still, for perhaps the first
-time in his life, he felt his possibilities as a humorist, and
-determined to exploit them.</p>
-
-<p>"Talking about ghosts"&mdash;ghosts and mothers-in-law, to the medium
-intellect, are always fair game,&mdash;"talking about ghosts," said he, "you
-said, I think, Cousin Fanny&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Call me Fanny," said that lady, who, having eaten her peach, was now
-helping herself to sardines. "I hate that word 'cousin,' it sounds so
-stiff. What about ghosts?"</p>
-
-<p>"About ghosts," he answered slowly, his new-found sense of humour
-suddenly becoming lost. "Oh yes, you said, Fanny, that a ghost was
-haunting this house."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Fanny Lambert. I told you she hid her jewels before she hung
-herself. When people see her she is always beckoning them to follow her.
-We found James insensible one night on the landing upstairs; he told us
-next morning he had seen her, and she had beckoned him to follow her,
-and after that he remembered nothing more."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span></p><p>"A sure sign there were spirits in the house."</p>
-
-<p>"Wasn't it? But why, do you think, does she beckon people?"</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps she beckons people to show them where the jewels are hidden."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!" cried Fanny; "<i>why</i> did we never think of that before? Of <i>course</i>
-that is the reason&mdash;and they are worth two hundred thousand pounds. We
-must have the panels in the corridor taken down. I'll make father do it
-to-morrow. Two hundred thousand pounds: what is that a year?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ten thousand."</p>
-
-<p>"Fancy father with ten thousand a year!" Mr Bevan shuddered. "We can
-have a steam yacht, and everything we want. I feel as if I were going
-mad," said Miss Lambert, with the air of a person who had often been mad
-before and knew the symptoms.</p>
-
-<p>The door opened and Susannah appeared with the punch things. "Susannah,
-guess what's happened&mdash;never mind, you'll know soon. Have you got the
-lemon and the sugar? That is right."</p>
-
-<p>And Miss Lambert, forgetting for a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> moment fortune, turned her attention
-to the manufacturing of punch.</p>
-
-<p>Susannah withdrew, casting her eyes over Fanny and Charles as she went,
-and seeming to draw her under-lip after her.</p>
-
-<p>When the door was shut, Miss Lambert looked into the punch bowl to see
-if it was clean, and, having turned a huge spider out of it, went to the
-sideboard.</p>
-
-<p>"You are not going to make punch in this great thing?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am," said Fanny, returning with a bottle in each hand and one under
-her arm.</p>
-
-<p>"Go on," said Charles resignedly. "May I smoke?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, smoke. Open me this champagne."</p>
-
-<p>"You are not going to put champagne in punch?"</p>
-
-<p>"Everything is good in punch. Father learned how to make it in Moscow,
-when he was dining with the Hussars there. After dinner a huge bowl was
-brought in, and everything went in&mdash;champagne, whisky, brandy, all the
-fruit from the dessert; then they set it on fire, and drank it,
-burning."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p><p>"Has your father ever made punch like that?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, but now I've got him away, I am going to try."</p>
-
-<p>Pop went the champagne cork, and the golden wine ran creaming into the
-bowl.</p>
-
-<p>"Now the brandy."</p>
-
-<p>"But this will be cold punch."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, it's just as good; milk punch is always cold."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm blest if this is milk punch," said Mr Bevan, as he looked fearfully
-into the bowl; "but go on."</p>
-
-<p>"I am going as quick as I can," she replied. Then the whisky went in,
-and half a tumblerfull of cura&ccedil;oa also, the lemon cut in slices and the
-peaches that remained.</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't anything more to throw in," said Fanny, casting her eye over
-the sardines and the ox tongue. "We ought to have grapes and things; no
-matter, stir it up and set it on fire, and see what it tastes like."</p>
-
-<p>"But, my dear child," said the horrified Charles, as he stirred the
-seething mixture with the old silver ladle into whose belly a guinea had
-been beaten. "You surely don't expect me to drink this fearful stuff? I
-thought you were making it for fun."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span></p><p>"You taste it and see, but set it on fire first."</p>
-
-<p>He struck a match.</p>
-
-<p>"It won't catch fire!" he cried. "Knew it wouldn't."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, taste it cold; it smells delicious."</p>
-
-<p>She plucked a rose from the vase and strewed the petals on the surface
-of the liquid to help the taste, whilst Mr Bevan ladled some into a
-glass.</p>
-
-<p>"It's not bad, 'pon my word it's not bad; the cura&ccedil;oa seems to blend all
-the other flavours together, but it's fearfully strong."</p>
-
-<p>"Wait"&mdash;she ran to the sideboard for a bottle of soda water.</p>
-
-<p>"Mix it half and half, and see how it tastes."</p>
-
-<p>"That's better."</p>
-
-<p>"Then we'll take it into the library, it's more comfortable there. You
-carry the bowl, and I will bring the candles."</p>
-
-<p>"What are these?" asked Mr Bevan, as he removed some papers from the
-library table to make room for the punch bowl.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, some papers of father's."</p>
-
-<p>"The Rorkes Drift Gold Mines."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," she said, glancing over his shoulder. "I remember now; those are
-the things I am<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> to get a silk dress out of when they go to twenty.
-Father is mad over them; he says nothing will stop them when they begin
-to move, whatever that means."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, they have moved with a vengeance, for only yesterday I heard they
-had gone into liquidation."</p>
-
-<p>"All the good luck seems coming together," said Fanny with a happy sigh,
-as Charles went to the window and looked out at the moon, rising in a
-cloudless sky over the forsaken garden and ruined tennis ground. "Not
-that it matters much if we get those jewels whether the old mines go up
-or down; still, no matter how rich one becomes, more money is always
-useful."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I suppose it is," said he, looking with a troubled but sentimental
-face at the moon. "Tell me, Fanny, do you know much about the Stock
-Exchange?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, heaps."</p>
-
-<p>"What do you know?"</p>
-
-<p>"I know that Brighton A's are called Doras&mdash;no, Berthas&mdash;no, I think
-it's Doras&mdash;and Mexican Railways are going to Par, and the Kneedeep
-Mines are going to a hundred and fifty, and father has a thousand of
-them he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> got for sixpence a share, and he gave me fifty for myself, but
-I'm not to sell them till they go to a hundred. Aren't stockbrokers
-nice-looking, and always so well dressed? I saw hundreds of them one day
-father left me for a moment in Angel Court whilst he ran in to see his
-broker&mdash;Oh yes! and the bears are going to catch it at the next
-settlement."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you know what 'bears' are?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," said Fanny, "but they're going to catch it whatever they are, for
-I heard father say so&mdash;Oh, what a moon! I am sure the fairies must be
-out to-night."</p>
-
-<p>"You don't mean to say you believe in such rubbish as fairies?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course I believe in them; not here in Highgate, perhaps, for there
-are too many people, but in woods and places."</p>
-
-<p>"But there are no such things, it has been proved over and over again;
-<i>no</i> one believes in them nowadays."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you never see the mushrooms growing in rings? Well, how could they
-grow like that if they were not planted, and who'd be bothered planting
-umbrella mushrooms in rings but the fairies?"</p>
-
-<p>"Does your father believe in them?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span></p><p>"Never asked him, but of course he does; every one does&mdash;even
-Susannah."</p>
-
-<p>She went to the table and blew out the candles.</p>
-
-<p>"What are you doing now?"</p>
-
-<p>"Blowing out the lights; it's so much nicer sitting in the moonlight.
-Fill your glass and sit down beside me."</p>
-
-<p>"Extraordinary child," thought Mr Bevan, doing as he was bid, whilst she
-opened the window wide to "let the moon in."</p>
-
-<p>Other things came too, a night moth and a perfume of decaying leaves,
-the souls of last year's sun-flowers and hollyhocks were abroad
-to-night; the distant paddock seemed full of cats, to judge by the
-sounds that came from it, and bats were flickering in the air. The voice
-of Boy-Boy, metallic and rhythmical as the sound of a trip hammer, came
-from a distant corner of the garden where he had treed a cat.</p>
-
-<p>"Quick," said Fanny, drawing in her head and pulling her companion by
-the arm, "and you'll be in time to see our tortoise."</p>
-
-<p>Charles regarded the quadruped without emotion.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see the necessity for such frightful haste."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span></p><p>"Still, if you'd been a moment sooner the moonlight would have been on
-him; he was shining a moment ago like silver. Do you know what a
-tortoise is? it's a sign of age. You and I will be some day like that
-tortoise, without any teeth, wheezing and coughing and grubbing along;
-and may-be we will look back and think of this night when we were
-young&mdash;Oh, dear me, I wish I were dead!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, why, what's the matter now&mdash;Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to grow old," pouted Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>"When two people grow old together," began Mr Bevan in whose brain the
-punch was at work, "they do not notice the&mdash;that is to say, age really
-does not matter. Besides, a woman is only as old as she feels&mdash;I mean as
-she looks."</p>
-
-<p>The fumes of the punch of a sudden took on themselves a form as of the
-pale phantom of Pamela Pursehouse, and the phantom cried, "Begone, flee
-from temptation whilst you may."</p>
-
-<p>Before him the concrete form of Miss Lambert sitting in the corner of
-the window-seat and bathed in moonlight, said to him, "Hug me."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span></p><p>Her eyes were resting upon him, then she gazed out at the garden and
-sighed.</p>
-
-<p>Charles took her hand: it was not withdrawn. "I must be going now," he
-said.</p>
-
-<p>She turned from the garden and gazed at him in silence.</p>
-
-<p>A few minutes later, feeling clouds beneath his feet and all sorts of
-new sensations around his heart, he was walking down the weed-grown
-avenue, Boy-Boy at his heels barking and snarling, satisfied no doubt by
-some preternatural instinct that do what he might he would not be
-kicked.</p>
-
-<p>Ere he had reached the middle of the avenue he heard a voice calling,
-"Cousin Charley!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Fanny."</p>
-
-<p>"Come back soon!"</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER II</span> <span class="smaller">THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE</span></h2>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right">"<span class="smcap">The Laurels, 11 p.m.</span></p>
-
-<p>"I have been going to write for the last few days, but have been so
-busy. I could go on the picnic to-day if it would suit you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span> I'll
-call at the studio at one o'clock. If you can't come, send me a
-wire. Oh, I forgot to say Mr Hancock came home the other day with
-me and had a long talk with father, and Mr Bevan called to-day and
-was awfully jolly, and I'll tell you all about it when we meet.
-Give my love to Mr Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>"In haste to catch the post.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>P.S.</i>&mdash;I'm in such good spirits. F. L."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>It was the morning after the day on which Mr Bevan had called at "The
-Laurels." Leavesley was in bed, and reading the above, which had come by
-the early post, and which Belinda had thrust under his door, together
-with a circular and a bill for colours.</p>
-
-<p>"Hurrah!" cried Mr Leavesley, and then "Great Heavens!" He jumped out of
-bed, and rummaged wildly in his pockets. He found seven and sixpence in
-silver, and a penny and a halfpenny in coppers, a stump of pencil, a
-tramway ticket with a hole punched in it, and a Woodbine cigarette
-packet containing one cigarette. He placed the money on the
-wash-hand-stand, then he sat for a moment on the side of his bed
-disconsolate.</p>
-
-<p>The most beautiful day that ever dawned, the most beautiful girl in the
-world, a chance<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> of taking her up the river, and seven and six to do it
-on!</p>
-
-<p>He curled his toes about. Yesterday, in a fit of righteousness, he had
-paid a tailor two pounds ten on account. He contemplated this great
-mistake gloomily. Wild ideas of calling on Mark Moses &amp; Sonenshine and
-asking for the two pounds ten back crossed his mind, to be instantly
-dispelled.</p>
-
-<p>The only two men in London who could possibly help him with a loan were,
-to use a Boyle-Rochism, in Paris. Mrs Tugwell, his landlady, was at
-Margate, and he was in the middle of his tri-monthly squabble with his
-uncle. He called up the ghost of his aunt Patience Hancock, and communed
-with her just for the sake of self-torture, and the contemplation of the
-hopeless.</p>
-
-<p>Then he rang his bell, which Belinda answered.</p>
-
-<p>"Breakfast at once, Belinda."</p>
-
-<p>"Yessir, and here's another letter as hes just come," she poked a square
-envelope under the door. Leavesley seized it with a palpitating heart;
-it was unstamped, and had evidently been left in by hand.</p>
-
-<p>"This is the God from the Machine," he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span> thought. "There's money in it, I
-know. It always happens like this when things are at their worst."</p>
-
-<p>We all have these instincts at times: the contents of an unopened letter
-or parcel seem endowed with a voice; who has not guessed the fateful
-news in a telegram before he has broken open the envelope, even as
-Leavesley guessed the contents of the letter in his hand?</p>
-
-<p>He tore it open and took out a sheet of paper and a pawnbroker's
-duplicate. The letter ran:&mdash;</p>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right">"NO. 150A KING'S ROAD,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"OVER THE BACON SHOP.</p>
-
-<p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Leavesley</span>,&mdash;I am in bed, not suffering from smallpox, croup,
-spinal meningitis, or any wasting or infectious disease. I am in
-bed, my dear Leavesley, simply for want of my trousers. Robed in
-Jones' long ulster, which reacheth to my heels, I took the
-aforesaid garments yester-even after dusk to my uncle. If help does
-not come they will have to take me to the workhouse in a blanket. I
-enclose duplicate. Three and sevenpence would release me and them.</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"'The die is cast</div>
-<div class="i1">And this is the last.'</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>"From</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">The Captain</span>.</p>
-
-<p>'<i>P.S</i>.&mdash;If you have no money send me the 'Count of Monte Cristo'&mdash;you
-have a copy;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span> or the 'Multi-Millionaire.' I have nothing to read but a
-<i>Financial News</i> of the day before yesterday."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>Leavesley groaned and laughed, and groaned again. Then he got into his
-bath and splashed; as he splashed his spirits rose amazingly.</p>
-
-<p>The Captain's letter had electrified the Bohemian part of his nature;
-instead of depressing him it had done the reverse. Here was another poor
-devil worse off than himself. Leavesley had six pair of trousers.</p>
-
-<p>The Captain, in parenthesis let me say, has no part in this story. He
-wasn't a captain, he was a relic of the South African War, a gentleman
-with a taste for drink, amusing, harmless, and amiable. I only introduce
-him on account of the telepathic interest of his letter, or rather of
-the way in which Leavesley divined its contents.</p>
-
-<p>"Seven and sixpence&mdash;I mean seven and sevenpence halfpenny, is not a bit
-of use," said the painter to himself when he had finished breakfast, "so
-here goes."</p>
-
-<p>He put three and sevenpence in an envelope with the pathetic duplicate,
-addressed it to Captain Waring, rang for Belinda; and when that
-much-harried maid-of-all-work appeared,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span> told her to take it as soon as
-she could to Captain Waring, down the road over the bacon shop, also to
-call at Mr Verneede's and ask him to come round at twelve.</p>
-
-<p>Then he reached down a finished picture, wrapped it in brown paper, put
-the parcel under his arm and started off.</p>
-
-<p>He took a complication of omnibuses, and arrived in Wardour Street about
-half-past nine.</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Fernandez is gone to the country on pizzines," said the Jew-boy
-slave of the picture dealer, who came from the interior of the gloomy
-shop like a dirty gnome, called forth by the ring of the door bell.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, d&mdash;&mdash;n!" said Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"He's gone on pizzines," replied the other.</p>
-
-<p>"Where's he gone to?"</p>
-
-<p>"Down in the country."</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, I want to sell a picture."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Fernandez is gone on pizzines."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, dash Mr Fernandez! Is there no one here I can show the thing to? He
-knows me."</p>
-
-<p>"There's only me," said the grimy sphinx.</p>
-
-<p>"Can you buy it?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, I ain't no use for buying. Mr Fernandez is gone on&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p><p>"Oh, go to the devil!"</p>
-
-<p>"This is a nice sort of thing," said Leavesley to himself as he stood in
-Wardour Street perspiring. "There's nothing for it now but a frontal
-attack on uncle."</p>
-
-<p>He made for Southampton Row, reaching the office at ten o'clock, about
-five minutes after James Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>Hancock was dealing with his morning correspondence. A most unbendable
-old gentleman he looked as he sat at his table before a pile of letters,
-backed by the numerous tin boxes Leavesley knew so well. Boxes marked
-"The Gleeson Estate," "Sir H. Tempest, Bart," etc. Boxes that spoke of
-wealth and business in mocking tones to the unfortunate artist, who felt
-very much as the grasshopper must have felt in the presence of the
-industrious ant. Despite this he noticed that his uncle was more
-sprucely dressed than usual, and that he had on a lilac satin tie.</p>
-
-<p>Hancock looked at his nephew over his spectacles, then through his
-spectacles, then he pushed his spectacles up on his forehead.</p>
-
-<p>"Good morning, uncle."</p>
-
-<p>"Good morning."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span></p><p>"I just looked in," said Leavesley, in a light-hearted way, "as I was
-going by, to see how you were."</p>
-
-<p>This was a very bad opening.</p>
-
-<p>"Sit down," said Hancock. "Um&mdash;I wasn't aware that there was anything
-the matter with me."</p>
-
-<p>"You were complaining of the gout last time."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, bother the gout!" said the old gentleman, who hated to be reminded
-of his infirmity. "It isn't gout&mdash;Garrod says it's Rheumatoid
-Arthritis."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley repented of having played the gout gambit.</p>
-
-<p>"&mdash;Rheumatoid Arthritis. Well, what are you doing?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I'm painting."</p>
-
-<p>"Are you <i>selling</i>?" said Hancock, "that's more to the point."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes, I'm selling&mdash;mildly."</p>
-
-<p>"Um!"</p>
-
-<p>"I sold two pictures quite recently."</p>
-
-<p>"I always told you," said the lawyer, ignoring the last statement in a
-most irritating way, and speaking as if Leavesley were made of glass and
-all his affairs were arranged inside<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span> him for view like damaged goods in
-a shop window&mdash;"I always told you painting doesn't pay. If you had come
-into the office you might have got on well; but there you are, you've
-made your bed, and on it you must lie," then in a voice three shades
-gloomier, "on it you must lie."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley glanced at the office clock, it pointed to quarter past ten,
-and Fanny was due at one.</p>
-
-<p>"I had a little business to talk to you about," he said. "Look here,
-will you give me a commission?"</p>
-
-<p>"A what?"</p>
-
-<p>"A commission for a picture."</p>
-
-<p>"And five pounds on account," was in his brain, but it did not pass his
-tongue.</p>
-
-<p>"A picture?" said Hancock. "What on earth do I want with pictures?"</p>
-
-<p>"Let me paint your portrait."</p>
-
-<p>Hancock made a movement with his hand as if to say "Pish!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, look here," said Leavesley, with the cynicism of despair, "let me
-paint Bridgewater, let me paint the office, whitewash the ceilings, only
-give me a show."</p>
-
-<p>"I would not mind the money I have spent on you," said Hancock, ignoring
-all this, "the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span> bills I have paid, if, to use your own expression, there
-was any show for it; but, as far as I can see, you are like a man in a
-quagmire, the only advance you are making, the only advance visible to
-mortal eye, is that you are getting deeper into debt;" then two tones
-lower, "deeper into debt."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, see here, lend me a fiver," cried Leavesley, now grown desperate
-and impudent.</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock put his fingers into the upper pocket of his waistcoat,
-and Leavesley's heart made a spring for his throat.</p>
-
-<p>But Mr Hancock did not produce a five-pound note. He produced a small
-piece of chamois leather with which he polished his glasses, which he
-had taken off, in a reflective manner.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm awfully hard up for the moment, and I have pressing need of it. I
-don't want you to give me the money, I'll pay it back."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock put on his glasses again.</p>
-
-<p>"You come to me as one would come to a milch cow, as one would come to a
-bank in which he had a large deposit."</p>
-
-<p>He put his hand in his breast-pocket and took out a note-case that
-seemed simply bursting with bank-notes.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span></p><p>"Now if I accommodate you with a five-pound note I must know, at least,
-what the pressing need is you speak of."</p>
-
-<p>"I want to take a girl up the river, for one thing," answered his
-nephew, who could no more tell him a lie about the matter, than he could
-steal a note from that plethoric note-case.</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock replaced the case in his pocket and made a motion with his
-hands as if to say "that ends everything."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley rose to go.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd have paid you it back. No matter. I'm going to write a book, and
-make money out of it. I'll call it the 'Art of Being an Uncle.'"</p>
-
-<p>Hancock made a motion with his hands that said, "Go away, I want to read
-my letters."</p>
-
-<p>"Now, look here," said Leavesley, with his hand on the door handle, and
-inspired with another accession of impudence, "if you'd take <i>ten</i>
-pounds and put it in your pocket, and come with me and her, and have a
-jolly good day on the river, wouldn't it be better than sitting in this
-stuffy old office making money that is no use to any one&mdash;you can only
-live once."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span></p><p>"Go away!" said his uncle.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going. Tell me, if I went round to aunt would she accommodate me,
-do you think?"</p>
-
-<p>"Accommodate you to make a fool of yourself with a girl? I hope not, I
-sincerely hope not."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'll try. Good day."</p>
-
-<p>"Good day."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley went out, and shut the door. Then he suddenly turned, opened
-the door and looked in.</p>
-
-<p>"I say, uncle!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well?" replied the unfortunate Mr Hancock, in a testy voice.</p>
-
-<p>"Did <i>you</i> never make a fool of yourself with a girl?"</p>
-
-<p>The old gentleman grew suddenly so crimson that his nephew shut the door
-and bolted. He little guessed how <i>&agrave;propos</i> that question was.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER III</span> <span class="smaller">TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT</span></h2>
-
-<p>He had scarcely gone a hundred yards down Southampton Row, when he heard
-his name called.</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Frank!"</p>
-
-<p>He turned. Bridgewater was pursuing him with something in his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"Mr James told me to give you this."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley took the envelope presented to him, and Bridgewater bolted
-back to the office like a fat old rabbit, returning to its burrow.</p>
-
-<p>In the envelope was a sovereign wrapped up in a half sheet of notepaper.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, of all the meannesses!" said the dutiful nephew, pocketing the
-coin. "Still, it's decent of the old boy after my cheeking him like
-that. I have now one pound four. I'll go now and cheek aunt."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock was in; she had a handkerchief tied round her head, a
-duster in her hand; she had just given the cook warning and was in a
-debatable temper. She was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> also in a dusting mood. She had plenty of
-servants, yet the inspiration came on her at times to tie a handkerchief
-round her head and dust.</p>
-
-<p>"Well?" she said, as she led the way into the dining-room, and continued
-an attack she was making on the sideboard with her duster.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley had scarcely the slightest hope of financial assistance from
-this quarter. Patience had given him half-a-crown for a birthday present
-once when he was a little boy, and then worried it back from him and
-popped it into a missionary box for the Wallibooboo Islanders.</p>
-
-<p>He never forgot that half-crown.</p>
-
-<p>"I've come round to borrow some money from you," he said.</p>
-
-<p>Patience sniffed, and went on with her dusting. Then suddenly she
-stopped, and, duster in hand, addressed him.</p>
-
-<p>"Are you never going to do anything for a living? Have you no idea of
-the responsibilities of life? What are you going to <i>do</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going for a holiday in the country if I can scrape up money
-enough."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span></p><p>"You won't scrape it up here," said his aunt, continuing her dusting;
-then, for she was as inquisitive as a mongoose: "And what part of the
-country do you propose to take a holiday in?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sonning-on-Thames."</p>
-
-<p>"And where, may I ask, is Sonning-on-Thames?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's on the Thames. See here, will you lend me five pounds?"</p>
-
-<p>"Five <i>what</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"Pounds."</p>
-
-<p>"What for?"</p>
-
-<p>"To take a girl for a trip to Sonning-on-Thames."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock was sweeping with her duster round a glass arrangement made
-to hold flowers, in the convulsion incident on this statement she upset
-the thing and smashed it, much to Leavesley's delight.</p>
-
-<p>He made for the door, and stood for a moment with the handle in his
-hand.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm awfully sorry. Can I help you to pick it up?"</p>
-
-<p>"Go away," said Miss Hancock, who was on her knees collecting the
-fragments of glass; "I want to see nothing more of you.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> If you are lost
-to respectability you might retain at least common decency."</p>
-
-<p>"Decency!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, decency."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know that I've said anything indecent, or that there is
-anything indecent in going for a day on the river with a girl. Well, I'm
-going&mdash;&mdash;" A luminous idea suddenly struck him. He knew the old maid's
-mind, and the terror she had of the bare idea of her brother marrying;
-he remembered the spruce appearance of his uncle that morning and the
-lavender satin necktie. "I say&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Well?"</p>
-
-<p>"Talking of girls, how about uncle and <i>his</i> girl?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>What's that you say!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing, nothing; I oughtn't to have said anything about it. Well, I'm
-off."</p>
-
-<p>He left the room hurriedly and shut the door, before she could call him
-back he was out of the house.</p>
-
-<p>His random remark had hit the target plumb in the centre of the
-bull's-eye, and could he have known the agitation and irritation in the
-mind of his aunt he would have written off as paid his debt against the
-Wallibooboo Islanders.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span></p><p>The river was impossible now, and the whole thing had shrunk to
-luncheon at the studio and a visit to Madame Tussaud's or the Tower.</p>
-
-<p>He reached the studio before twelve, and there he found waiting for him
-Mr Verneede and the Captain.</p>
-
-<p>The Captain was in his trousers; he had come to show them as a proof of
-good faith and incidentally to get a glass of whisky. Leavesley gave him
-the whisky and sent him off, then he turned to Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>"The whole thing has bust up. Miss Lambert is coming at one to go up the
-river and I have no money. Stoney broke; isn't it the deuce?"</p>
-
-<p>"How very unfortunate!" said Mr Verneede. "How very unfortunate!"</p>
-
-<p>"Unfortunate isn't the name for it."</p>
-
-<p>"Did Miss Lambert write?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;Oh, she told me to remember her to you, sent her love to you."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>"I've only got one pound four."</p>
-
-<p>"But surely, my dear Leavesley&mdash;one pound four&mdash;why, it is quite a
-little sum of money."</p>
-
-<p>"It's not enough to go up the river on&mdash;three of us."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span></p><p>"Why go up the river?"</p>
-
-<p>"Where else can we go?"</p>
-
-<p>"I have an idea," said Mr Verneede. "May I propound it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Have you ever heard of Epping Forest?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Why not go there and spend a day amidst the trees, the greenery, the
-blue sky, the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"What would it cost?"</p>
-
-<p>"A fractional sum; one takes the train to Woodford."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley reached for an A.B.C. guide and plunged into details.</p>
-
-<p>"There are hamlets in the forest, where tea may be obtained in cottages
-at a reasonable cost&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"We can just do it, I think," said Leavesley, who had been making
-distracted calculations on paper. He darted to the bell and rang it.</p>
-
-<p>"Belinda," he said, when the slave of the bell made answer, "there's a
-lady coming here to luncheon, have you anything in the house?"</p>
-
-<p>Belinda, with a far-away look in her eyes, made a mental survey of the
-larder, twiddling the door-handle to assist thought.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span></p><p>"There's a pie, sir, and sassiges, and a cold mutton chop. There's half
-a chicken&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"That'll do, and get a salad. I'll run out and get some flowers and a
-bottle of claret."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IV</span> <span class="smaller">THE DAISY CHAIN</span></h2>
-
-<p>They were seated in a dusty glade near a road, near Woodford, and they
-had lost Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>The loss did not seem to affect them. Fanny had picked some daisies and
-was making a chain of them. Leavesley was making and smoking cigarettes.</p>
-
-<p>"But what I can't make out," said Leavesley&mdash;"This fellow Bevan, you
-said he was a beast, and now you seem quite gone on him."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not," said Fanny indignantly.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I can only judge from your words."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm <i>not</i>!"&mdash;pouting.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, there, I won't say any more. He stayed to luncheon, you said?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," defiantly, "and tea and supper; why shouldn't he?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span></p><p>"Oh, I don't see why he shouldn't, only it must have been a visitation.
-I should think your father was rather bored."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny said nothing, but went on with her chain.</p>
-
-<p>"What sort of looking fellow is he?"</p>
-
-<p>"He's very nice-looking; at least he's rather fat&mdash;you know the sort of
-man I mean."</p>
-
-<p>"And awfully rich?"</p>
-
-<p>"Awfully."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley tore up grass leisurely and viciously.</p>
-
-<p>"Your uncle is awfully rich too, isn't he?" asked Miss Lambert after a
-moment's silence.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; why?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was only thinking."</p>
-
-<p>"What were you only thinking?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was thinking if I had to marry one or the other, which I'd chose."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley squirmed with pleasure: that was one for Bevan. He
-instinctively hated Bevan. He, little knowing the mind of Miss Lambert,
-thought this indecision of choice between his uncle and another man an
-exquisitely veiled method of describing the other man's undesirability.</p>
-
-<p>"Marry uncle," he said with a laugh. "And<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span> then we can all live together
-in Gordon Square, uncle, and you, and I, and aunt, and old Verneede. The
-house would hold the lot of us."</p>
-
-<p>"And father."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," said Leavesley, thinking she spoke in fun, "and a few
-more&mdash;the Captain: you don't know the Captain; he's a treasure, and
-would make the menagerie quite complete."</p>
-
-<p>"And we could go for picnics," said Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"Rather!"</p>
-
-<p>She had finished her daisy-chain, and with a charming and child-like
-movement she suddenly leaned forward and threw it round his neck.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Fanny," he cried, taking both her little hands in his, "what's the
-good of talking nonsense? I <i>love</i> you, and you'll never marry any one
-but me."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny began to cry just like a little child, and he crept up to her and
-put his arm round her waist.</p>
-
-<p>"I love you, Fanny. Listen, darling, I love you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't&mdash;don't&mdash;don't!" sobbed the girl, nestling closer to him at each
-"don't."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span></p><p>"Why?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was thinking just the same."</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"That I&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"That you&mdash;&mdash;?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Don't!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>"That you love me?"</p>
-
-<p>Silence interspersed with sobs, then&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"I don't love you, but I&mdash;could&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"Love you&mdash;but I mustn't."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley heaved a deep sigh of content, squeezed her closer and rocked
-her slightly. She allowed herself to be nursed like this for a few
-heavenly moments; then she broke away from him, pushed him away.</p>
-
-<p>"I mustn't, I mustn't&mdash;don't!&mdash;do leave me alone&mdash;go away." She
-increased the distance between them. Tears were on her long black
-lashes&mdash;lashes tipped with brown&mdash;and her eyes were like passion flowers
-after rain&mdash;to use a simile that has never been used before.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley had got on his hands and knees to crawl closer towards her,
-and the intense seriousness of his face, coupled with the attitude of
-his body, quite dispelled Miss Lambert's inclination to weep.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span></p><p>"Don't!" she cried, laughing in a helpless sort of way. "Do sit down,
-you look so funny like that."</p>
-
-<p>He collapsed, and they sat opposite to each other like two tailors,
-whilst Fanny dried her eyes and finished up her few remaining sobs.</p>
-
-<p>A brake full of trippers passed on the road near by, yelling that
-romantic and delightful song</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"Bedelia!</div>
-<div>I wants to steal yer."</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>"<i>They're</i> happy," said Fanny, listening with a rapt expression as
-though she were listening to the music of the heavenly choir. "I wish I
-was them."</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny," said her lover, ignoring this comprehensive wish, "why can't
-you care for me?"</p>
-
-<p>"I do care for you."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but why can't you marry me?"</p>
-
-<p>"We're too poor."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll be making lots of money soon."</p>
-
-<p>"How much?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, four or five hundred a year."</p>
-
-<p>"That's not enough," said Fanny with a sigh, "not <i>nearly</i> enough."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley gazed at the mercenary beauty<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> before him. Had he
-miscalculated her? was she after all like other girls, a daughter of the
-horse leech?</p>
-
-<p>"I'd marry you to-morrow," resumed she, "if you hadn't a penny&mdash;only for
-father."</p>
-
-<p>"What about him?"</p>
-
-<p>"I must help him. I must marry a rich man or not marry at all.
-There&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Do you care for him more than me?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley sighed, then he broke out: "But it's dreadful, he never would
-ask you to make such a sacrifice&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Father?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>He!</i> why, he doesn't care a button. He believes in people marrying
-whoever they like. He'd <i>like</i> me to marry you. He said only the other
-day you'd make a good husband because you didn't gamble or drink, and
-you had no taste for going to law."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley's face brightened, he got on his hands and knees again
-preparatory to drawing nearer.</p>
-
-<p>"Sit down," said Fanny, drawing away.</p>
-
-<p>"But if you love me," said the lover, collapsing again into the sitting
-posture.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span></p><p>"I don't."</p>
-
-<p>"What!"</p>
-
-<p>"Not enough to marry you. I could if I let myself go, but I've just
-stopped myself in time. I can't ever marry you."</p>
-
-<p>"But, look here&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes?"</p>
-
-<p>"Suppose you do marry a rich man, I don't see how it will benefit your
-father."</p>
-
-<p>"Won't it! I'll never marry a man who won't help father, and he wants
-help. Oh! if you only knew our affairs," said Miss Lambert, picking a
-daisy and looking at it, and apparently addressing it, "the hair would
-stand up on the top of your head."</p>
-
-<p>"Are they so bad as all that, Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Bad isn't the word," replied Miss Lambert, plucking the petals from the
-daisy one by one. "He loves me&mdash;he loves me not&mdash;he loves me&mdash;he loves
-me not&mdash;he loves me."</p>
-
-<p>"Who?"</p>
-
-<p>"You."</p>
-
-<p>He got on his hands and knees again.</p>
-
-<p>"Sit <i>down</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"But, see here, listen to me: are you really serious in what you have
-just said?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span></p><p>"Well, promise me one thing: you won't marry any one just yet."</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean by just yet?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, till I have a chance, till I strike oil, till I begin to make a
-fortune!"</p>
-
-<p>"How long will that be?" asked Miss Lambert cautiously.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know," replied the unhappy painter.</p>
-
-<p>"If the Roorkes Drift Mines would only go up to two hundred," said the
-girl, plucking another daisy, "I'd marry you; father has a whole
-trunkful of them. He got them at sixpence each, and if they went to two
-hundred they'd be worth half a million of money."</p>
-
-<p>"Is there any chance, do you think?" asked Leavesley brightening. He
-knew something of stock exchange jargon. The Captain was great on stock
-exchange matters, when he was not occupied in pawning his clothes and
-sending wild messages to his friends for assistance.</p>
-
-<p>"I think so," said Fanny. "Mr Bevan said they were going into
-Liqui&mdash;&mdash;something."</p>
-
-<p>"Liquidation."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;that's it."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley sighed. An old grey horse cropping the grass near by came and
-looked<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span> gloomily at the humans, snorted, and resumed his meal.</p>
-
-<p>"What's the time?" asked Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves. Leavesley
-looked at his watch.</p>
-
-<p>"Half-past six."</p>
-
-<p>"Gracious! let's go; it will take us hours to get home." She rose to her
-feet and shook her dress.</p>
-
-<p>"I wonder where old Mr Verneede can be?" said the girl, looking round as
-though to find him lurking amidst the foliage. "It's awful if we've lost
-him."</p>
-
-<p>"We have his ticket, too," said Leavesley. "He's very likely gone back
-to the station; if we don't find him there I'll leave his ticket with
-the station-master."</p>
-
-<p>He rose up, and the daisy-chain round his neck fell all to pieces in
-ruin to the ground.</p>
-
-<p>They found Mr Verneede waiting for them at the station, smelling of
-beer, and conversing with the station-master on the weather and the
-crops.</p>
-
-<p>At Liverpool Street, having seen Miss Lambert into an omnibus (she
-refused to be seen home, knowing full well the distance from Highgate to
-Chelsea), Leavesley, filled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span> with a great depression of spirits, went
-with Verneede and sat in pubs, and smoked clay pipes, and drank beer.</p>
-
-<p>This sorry pastime occupied them till 12.30, when they took leave of
-each other in the King's Road, Leavesley miserable, and Verneede
-maudlin.</p>
-
-<p>"She sent me her love," said Mr Verneede, clinging to his companion's
-hand, and working it like a pump handle. "Bless you&mdash;bless you, my
-boy&mdash;don't take any more&mdash;Go&mdash;bless you."</p>
-
-<p>When Leavesley looked back he saw Mr Verneede apparently trying to go
-home arm-in-arm with a lamp-post.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>PART III</i></h2>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER I</span> <span class="smaller">AN ASSIGNATION</span></h2>
-
-<p>So, it would seem from the artless confession of Miss Lambert, that
-Patience Hancock had only too much reason for her fears: the lilac silk
-necktie had not been bought for the edification of Bridgewater and the
-junior clerks.</p>
-
-<p>That the correct James Hancock had fuddled himself with punch, told
-droll stories, and lent Mr Lambert twenty pounds, were facts so utterly
-at variance with the known character of that gentleman as to be
-unbelievable by the people who knew him well.</p>
-
-<p>Not by people well acquainted with human nature, or the fact that a
-grain of good-fellowship in the human heart exhibits extraordinary and
-radium-like activity under certain <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>conditions: the conditions induced
-by punch and beauty and good-fellowship in others, for instance.</p>
-
-<p>One morning, after the day upon which he had refused to assist Frank
-Leavesley to "make a fool of himself with a girl," James Hancock arrived
-at his office at the usual time, in the usual manner, and, nodding to
-Bridgewater as he had nodded to him every morning for the last thirty
-years, passed into the inner office and closed the door.</p>
-
-<p>The closing of the door was a new departure; it had generally been left
-ajar as an indication that Bridgewater might come in whenever he chose,
-to receive instructions and to consult upon the morning letters.</p>
-
-<p>The expression on Bridgewater's face when he heard the closing of the
-door was so extraordinarily funny, that one of the younger clerks, who
-caught a glimpse of it, hastily stuffed his handkerchief into his mouth
-and choked silently behind the lid of his desk.</p>
-
-<p>Quarter of an hour passed, and then the door opened.</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater!"</p>
-
-<p>The old gentleman stuck his pen behind his ear and answered the summons.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span></p><p>James Hancock was seated at his desk. On it lay an envelope addressed
-in a lady's handwriting; he covered the envelope with a piece of
-blotting paper as Bridgewater entered.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going out this morning, Bridgewater, on some private business."</p>
-
-<p>"Out this morning?" echoed Bridgewater in a tentative tone.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; I leave you in charge."</p>
-
-<p>"But Purvis, Mr James, Purvis has an appointment with you at twelve."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, bother Purvis! Tell him to call to-morrow, his affair will wait;
-tell him the deed is not drawn and to come again to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p>"How about Isaacs?"</p>
-
-<p>"Solomon Isaacs?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Mr James."</p>
-
-<p>"What time is he coming?"</p>
-
-<p>"Half-past eleven."</p>
-
-<p>"Tell him to come to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid he won't. I'm&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"If he won't," said Mr Hancock with some acerbity, "tell him to go to
-the devil. I don't want his business especially&mdash;let him find some one
-else. Now see here, about these letters."</p>
-
-<p>He went into the morning letters, dictating<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> replies to the more
-important ones and leaving the rest to the discretion of his clerk.</p>
-
-<p>"And, Bridgewater," said Mr Hancock, as the senior clerk turned to
-depart, "I am expecting a lady to call here at half-past ten or quarter
-to eleven: show her in, it's Miss Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"You have had no word from Mr Charles Bevan, sir, since he called the
-other day?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not a word. He is a very hot-headed young man; he inherits the Bevan
-temper, the Bevan temper," reiterated James Hancock in a reflective
-tone, tapping his snuff-box and taking a leisurely pinch. "I remember
-his father John Bevan at Ipswich, during the election, threatening to
-horsewhip my father; then when he found he was in the wrong, or rather
-that his own rascally solicitor was in the wrong, he apologised very
-handsomely and came to us. The family affairs have been in our hands
-ever since, as you know, and, though I say it myself, they could not
-have been in better."</p>
-
-<p>"May I ask, Mr James, how affairs are with the Lamberts?&mdash;a sweetly
-pretty young lady is Miss Lambert, and so nice spoken."</p>
-
-<p>"The Lamberts' affairs seem very much involved; but you know,
-Bridgewater, I have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> nothing to do with their affairs. I called to see
-Mr Lambert purely as a friend. It would be very unprofessional to call
-otherwise. D&mdash;&mdash;n it!" suddenly broke out old Hancock, as if some one
-had pricked him with a pin, "a man is not always a business man. I'm
-getting on in life. I have money enough and to spare. I've done pretty
-much as I liked all my life, and I'll do so to the end; yes, and I'd
-break all the laws of professional etiquette one after the other
-to-morrow if I chose."</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater's amazed face was the only amazed part of his anatomy; he
-was used to these occasional petulant outbursts, and he looked on them
-with equanimity.</p>
-
-<p>Hancock had been threatening to retire from business for the last ten
-years, to retire from business and buy a country place and breed horses.
-No one knew so well as Bridgewater the impossibility of this and the
-extent to which his master was bound up in his business&mdash;the business
-was his life.</p>
-
-<p>He retired, mumbling something that sounded like an assent, and going to
-his desk put the letters in order.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock, left to himself, took a letter from his breast-pocket. It
-was addressed in a large careless hand to</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span></p>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right"><span class="smcap">"James Hancock, Esq.</span><span class="s2">&nbsp;</span><br />
-<span class="smcap">Gordon Square.</span></p></blockquote>
-
-<p>It ran:&mdash;</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Mr Hancock</span>,&mdash;I'll be delighted to come to-morrow; I haven't
-seen the Zoo for years, not since I was quite small. No, don't
-trouble to come and fetch me, I will call at the office at
-half-past ten or quarter to eleven, that will be simpler.&mdash;Yours
-very sincerely,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">Fanny Lambert</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>"I'll be hanged if it's simpler," grumbled James Hancock, as he returned
-the letter to his pocket. "Why in the name of all that's sacred couldn't
-she have let me call?&mdash;the clerks will talk so. No matter, let them&mdash;I
-don't care."</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Lambert," said Bridgewater, opening the door.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock might have thought that Spring herself stood before him in
-the open doorway, such a pleasing and perfect vision did Miss Lambert
-make. She was attired in a chip hat, and a dress of something light in
-texture and lilac in colour, and, from the vivacity of her manner and
-the general sprightliness of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> her appearance, seemed bent upon a day of
-pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm so awfully sorry to be so soon," said Miss Lambert. "It's only
-twenty minutes past ten; the clocks have all gone wrong at home. James
-broke out again yesterday; he went out and took far, far too much; isn't
-it dreadful? I don't know what we are to do with him, and he wound up
-the clocks last night, and I believe he has broken them all, at least
-they won't go. Father has gone away again; he is down in Sussex paying a
-visit to a Miss Pursehouse, we met her in Paris. She asked me to come
-too, but I had to refuse because my dressmaker&mdash;I mean, Susannah
-couldn't be left by herself, she smashes things so. She fell on the
-kitchen stairs this morning, bringing the breakfast things up&mdash;are you
-busy? and are you sure I'm not bothering you or interfering with clients
-and things? I arrived here really at ten minutes past ten, and walked up
-and down outside till people began to stare at me, so I came in."</p>
-
-<p>"Not a bit busy," said Mr Hancock; "delighted you've come so early. Is
-that chair comfortable?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span></p><p>"Quite, thanks."</p>
-
-<p>"Sure you won't take this easy-chair?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, no; this is a delightful chair. Who is that nice old man who showed
-me in?"</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater, my chief clerk. Yes, he is a very good sort of man
-Bridgewater; he's been with us now a number of years."</p>
-
-<p>"I like him, because he always smiles at me and looks so friendly and so
-funny. He's the kind of man one feels one would like to knit something
-for; a&mdash;muffler or mittens. I will, next Christmas, if he wouldn't be
-offended."</p>
-
-<p>"Offended! Good heavens, no, he'd be delighted&mdash;perfectly delighted, I'm
-sure, perfectly. Come in!"</p>
-
-<p>"A telegram, sir," spoke Bridgewater's voice. He always "sir'd" his
-master in the presence of strangers.</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me," said Mr Hancock, putting on his glasses and opening the
-telegram. He read it carefully, frowned, then smiled, and handed it to
-Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>"Am I to read it?" said the girl.</p>
-
-<p>"Please."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny read:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"I relinquish fishing-rights. Make the best terms with Lambert you
-can.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Bevan.</span>"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p><p>"Isn't it nice of him?" she said without evincing any surprise; "he
-told me he would when he called."</p>
-
-<p>"Told you he would?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"When did you see Mr Bevan?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, he called&mdash;didn't I tell you?&mdash;oh no, I forgot&mdash;he called, and he
-was <i>awfully</i> nice. Quite the nicest man I've met for a long time. He
-stayed to luncheon and tea and supper."</p>
-
-<p>"Was your father at home?"</p>
-
-<p>"No."</p>
-
-<p>"I would rather this had not happened," said Mr Hancock in a slightly
-pained voice. "Mr Bevan is a gentleman for whom I have great respect,
-but considering the absence of your father, the absence of a
-host&mdash;er&mdash;er&mdash;conventionalities, um&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, he didn't seem to mind," said Fanny; "he knew father was away, and
-took us just as we were. He's awfully rich, I suppose, but he was just
-as pleasant as if he were poor&mdash;came marketing and carried the basket;
-and, I declare to goodness, if I had known we had such a jolly cousin
-before, I'd have gone and hunted him up myself in the&mdash;'Albany,' isn't
-it?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span></p><p>"Mr Bevan lives in the 'Albany,'" said the lawyer. "It is a bachelors'
-residence, and scarcely a place&mdash;scarcely a place for a&mdash;er&mdash;lady to
-call&mdash;no, scarcely a place for a lady to call. However, what's done is
-done, and we must make the best of it."</p>
-
-<p>"If I had only thought," said Fanny, who had not been listening to the
-humming and hawing of Mr Hancock, "I'd have asked him to come with us
-to-day. Gracious! it's just eleven. Shall we go?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock took his hat and umbrella, opened the door, and they passed out.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER II</span> <span class="smaller">THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER</span></h2>
-
-<p>Mr Bridgewater's emotions, when he saw his principal following the
-pretty Miss Lambert, were mixed.</p>
-
-<p>He saw through the whole thing at once: she had come by appointment, and
-they were going somewhere together.</p>
-
-<p>Now, on the day when he had called to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> lunch with Patience Hancock, and
-look over the lease of the Peckham House, the Peckham House had not been
-once mentioned; the whole conversation, conducted chiefly by Miss
-Hancock, concerned the welfare of her brother. She hinted at certain
-news, supposed to have been received by her, that a designing woman had
-her eye on her treasure; she implored her listener to let her know if he
-saw any indication of the truth of these reports. "For you know,
-Bridgewater," said she, indicating that the decanter was at his side,
-and that he might help himself to his third glass of port, "there is no
-fool like an old fool," to which axiom Bridgewater giggled assent.</p>
-
-<p>He promised to keep a "sharp look-out," and inform her of what he saw
-from time to time. And it did not require a very sharp look-out to see
-what he saw this morning.</p>
-
-<p>As we have indicated, his emotions were mixed. Fanny's face, her
-"sweetly pretty face," appealed to him; that she had fascinated Mr
-James, he felt sure; that he ought instantly to inform Miss Hancock he
-felt certain; that he had a lot of important letters to write and
-business to transact with Mr Purvis and Mr<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> Isaacs were facts. Between
-these facts and these fancies the old man sat scratching his head with
-the stump of his pen, staring at the letters before him, and pretending
-to be busy. Born in the age of valentines and sentiment, he had carried
-along with him through life a "feeling" for the other sex; to be frank,
-the feeling was compounded mainly of shyness, but not altogether. I
-doubt if there lives a man in whose life's history there exists not a
-woman in some form or other, either living and active in the present, or
-dead and a memory&mdash;a leaf in amber.</p>
-
-<p>In old Bridgewater's brain there lived, keeping company with other
-futilities of youth, a girl. The winters and the springs of forty-five
-years had left her just the same, red-cheeked and buxom, commonplace,
-pretty, with an undecided mouth, and a crinoline. As he sat cogitating,
-this old mental daguerreotype took on fresh colours. He saw the sunlight
-on a certain street in Hoxton, and heard the tinkle of a piano, long
-gone to limbo, playing a tune that memory had in some mysterious way
-bound up with the perfume of wall-flowers.</p>
-
-<p>He remembered a Christmas card that pulled<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span> out like a concertina: a
-shocking production of art which gave a vista of a garden in filigree
-paper leading to a house.</p>
-
-<p>A feeling of tenderness possessed him. Why should he move in a matter
-that did not concern him? He determined to remain neutral, and, with the
-object of dismissing the matter from his mind, turned to his letters.</p>
-
-<p>But this kindly, though inferior being was dominated by a strong and
-active intelligence, and that intelligence existed in the brain of a
-woman.</p>
-
-<p>Whilst he made notes and dictated to a clerk, this alien intelligence
-was voicing its commands in the sub-conscious portions of his brain. He
-began to hesitate in his dictation and to shuffle his feet, to pause and
-to dictate nonsense. Then rising and taking his hat, he asked Mr Wolf,
-his second in command, to take charge, as he had business which would
-keep him away for half an hour&mdash;and made for the door. In Southampton
-Row he walked twenty yards, retraced his steps, paused, blew his nose in
-a huge bandana handkerchief, and then, travelling as if driven by
-clockwork well wound up, he made for Gordon Square.</p>
-
-<p>The servant said that Miss Hancock was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span> dressing to go out, and invited
-him into the cave-like dining-room. She then closed the door and left
-him to the tender mercies of the place.</p>
-
-<p>Decision was not the most noteworthy characteristic of Mr Bridgewater,
-nor tact. He stood, consulting the clock on the mantelpiece, yet, had
-you asked him, he could not have told you the time. Having come into the
-place of his own volition he was now endeavouring to get up volition
-enough to enable him to leave.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Bridgewater?" said a voice. The old man turned. Miss Hancock,
-dressed for going out, stood before him.</p>
-
-<p>"Why, I declare, Miss Patience!" said Bridgewater, as if the woman
-before him was the very last person on earth he expected to see.</p>
-
-<p>"You have found me just in time, for I was going out. I am in a hurry,
-so I won't ask you to sit down. Can I do anything for you?"</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater rubbed his nose.</p>
-
-<p>"It's about a little matter, Miss Patience."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes?"</p>
-
-<p>"A little matter concerning Mr James."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p><p>"I am afraid&mdash;I am afraid, Miss Patience, there is&mdash;well&mdash;not to put
-too fine a point upon it&mdash;a lady."</p>
-
-<p>"What is this you say, Bridgewater? But sit down."</p>
-
-<p>"A lady, Miss Patience."</p>
-
-<p>"You've said that before&mdash;<i>what</i> lady, and what about her?" The
-recollection of Leavesley's words shot up in her brain.</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me, dear me! I wish I hadn't spoken now. I'm sure it's nothing
-wrong. I think, very possibly, I have been mistaken."</p>
-
-<p>"John Bridgewater," said Miss Hancock, "you have known me from my
-childhood, you know I hate shuffling, come to the point&mdash;there is a
-lady&mdash;well, I have known it all along, so you need not be afraid to
-speak. Just tell me all you know. You are very well aware that no one
-cares for Mr James as much as I do. You are very well aware that some
-men <i>need</i> protecting. You know very well there is no better-hearted man
-in the world than my brother."</p>
-
-<p>"None indeed."</p>
-
-<p>"And you know very well that he is just the man to fall a victim to a
-designing woman. Think for a moment. What would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> a woman see in a man of
-his age, except his money."</p>
-
-<p>"Very true; though I'm sure, Miss Patience, no man would make a better
-husband for a woman than Mr James."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, don't talk nonsense! When a man arrives at his age, he is too old
-to be made into a husband, but he is not too old to be made into a fool.
-Now tell me all you know about this affair. First of all, what is
-the&mdash;person's name?"</p>
-
-<p>"The person I suspect, Miss Patience, though indeed my suspicions may be
-wrong, is a Miss Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"Surely not any relation of the Highgate Lamberts?"</p>
-
-<p>"The daughter, Miss Patience."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>That</i> broken-down lot! Good heavens! Are you <i>sure</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"Perfectly sure."</p>
-
-<p>"The daughter of the man who is fighting with Mr Bevan about the fish
-pond?"</p>
-
-<p>"Stream."</p>
-
-<p>"It's the same. Well, go on."</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Fanny Lambert called some time ago on Mr James. She called in
-distress about the action. Mr James interviewed her,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> and discovered
-that her father was in a very bad way, financially speaking. He took
-pity on them&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Idiot!"</p>
-
-<p>"&mdash;&mdash;and called at Highgate to see Mr Lambert. He became very friendly
-with Mr Lambert. Then Miss Fanny Lambert called again."</p>
-
-<p>"What about?"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know. And to-day, this morning, she called again."</p>
-
-<p>"Called at the office this morning?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"What did she call for?"</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater was silent.</p>
-
-<p>"I repeat," said Miss Hancock, speaking as an examiner might speak to a
-candidate, "I repeat, what did she call for? You surely must have some
-inkling."</p>
-
-<p>"I am afraid she called about nothing. I'm afraid so, very much afraid
-so."</p>
-
-<p>"What <i>do</i> you mean?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm afraid, Miss Patience, it was an assignation."</p>
-
-<p>"How long did she stay?"</p>
-
-<p>"About twenty minutes; but that is not the worst."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span></p><p>"Go on."</p>
-
-<p>"They went out together."</p>
-
-<p>"How long was my brother out with her?"</p>
-
-<p>"He hasn't come back; he has gone for the day&mdash;told me to take charge of
-the office."</p>
-
-<p>"You mean they went out together like that and you did not follow them
-to see where they went?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, you <i>idiot</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"How could I, Miss Patience?"</p>
-
-<p>"How could you&mdash;yes, that's just it. How could you, when you had such a
-chance, let it slip through your fingers?"</p>
-
-<p>"But the office?"</p>
-
-<p>"The office&mdash;why, you have left the office to come round here. If you
-could leave it to come here, surely you could have left it for a more
-important purpose. Well, you may take this from me: soon there will be
-no office to leave. It's quite possible that if Mr James makes a fool of
-himself, he'll leave business and do what he's always threatening to
-do&mdash;go in for farming. When a man once begins making a fool of himself,
-he goes on doing so, the appetite comes with eating. Well, you had
-better go back to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span> office and remember this for your own sake, for
-my sake, for Mr James' sake, keep your eyes open. If you get another
-chance, follow them."</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater left the house walking in a very depressed manner. In Oxford
-Street he entered a bar and had a glass of sherry and a biscuit. As he
-left the bar, who should he see but James Hancock&mdash;James Hancock, and
-Fanny side by side. They were looking in at a shop window.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER III</span> <span class="smaller">AN OLD MAN'S OUTING</span></h2>
-
-<p>On leaving the office, the happy thought had occurred to Fanny of
-telegraphing at once to her father apprising him of Charles Bevan's
-decision. Accordingly they sought the nearest telegraph office, where
-Miss Lambert indited the following despatch:&mdash;</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">To Lambert,<br /><span class="s1">&nbsp;</span>c/o Miss Pursehouse,<br /><span class="s2">&nbsp;</span>The Roost, Rookhurst.</span></p>
-
-<p>"Mr Bevan has stopped the action. Isn't it sweet of him?"</p></blockquote>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span></p><p>"Any name?" asked the clerk.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes," replied Fanny, suddenly remembering that her connection with
-the matter ought to be kept dark. "Put Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>Then they sought Oxford Street, where Fanny remembered that she had some
-shopping to do.</p>
-
-<p>"I won't be a minute," she said, pausing before a draper's. "Will you
-come in, or wait outside?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock elected to wait outside, and he waited.</p>
-
-<p>It was an unfortunate shop for a man to wait before: there was nothing
-in the windows but <i>lingerie</i>; the shop on the left of it was a bonnet
-shop, and the establishment on the right was a bar.</p>
-
-<p>So he had to wait, standing on the kerbstone, in full view of mankind.
-In two minutes three men passed who knew him, and in the middle of the
-fourth minute old Sir Henry Tempest, one of his best clients, who was
-driving by in a hansom, stopped, got out and button-holed him.</p>
-
-<p>"Just the man I want to see, what a piece of luck! I was going to your
-office. See here,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span> that d&mdash;&mdash;d scamp of a Sawyer has sent me in a bill
-for sixteen pounds&mdash;sixteen pounds for those repairs I spoke to you
-about. Why! I'd have got 'em done for six if he had left them to me. But
-jump into the cab, and come and have luncheon, and we can talk things
-over."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't," said Mr Hancock, "I am waiting for a lady&mdash;my sister, she has
-just gone into that shop. I'll tell you, I will see you, any time you
-like, to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I suppose that must do. But sixteen pounds!&mdash;people seem to think
-I am made of money. I tell you what, Hancock, the great art in getting
-through life is to make yourself out a poor man&mdash;go about in an old coat
-and hat; you are just as comfortable, and you are not pestered by every
-beggar and beast that wants money."</p>
-
-<p>"Decidedly, decidedly&mdash;I think you are right," said his listener,
-standing now on one foot, now on the other.</p>
-
-<p>"Once you get the reputation of being rich you are ruined&mdash;what's the
-matter with you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Twinges of gout, twinges of gout. I can't get rid of it."</p>
-
-<p>"Gout? Have you been to a doctor for it?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span></p><p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, don't mind what he says; try my remedy. Gout, my dear sir, is
-incurable with drugs, I've tried 'em. You try hot air baths and
-vegetarianism; it cured me. I don't say a <i>strictly</i> vegetarian diet,
-but just as little meat as you can take. I get it myself. Hancock, we're
-not so young as we were, and the wine and women of our youth revisit us;
-yes, the wine and women&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He stopped. Fanny had just emerged from the shop.</p>
-
-<p>The cabman who drove Sir Henry Tempest that day from Oxford Street to
-the Raleigh Club has not yet solved the problem as to "what the old
-gent, was laughing about."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm awfully sorry to have kept you such a time," said Fanny, as they
-wandered away, "but those shopmen are so stupid. Who was that
-nice-looking old gentleman you were talking to?"</p>
-
-<p>"That was Sir Henry Tempest; but he never struck me as being especially
-nice-looking. He is not a bad man in his way&mdash;but a bore; yes, very
-decidedly a bore."</p>
-
-<p>"Come here," said Fanny, from whose facile mind the charms of Sir Henry
-Tempest had<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span> vanished&mdash;"Come here, and I will buy you something." She
-turned to a jeweller's shop.</p>
-
-<p>"But, my dear child," said James, "I never wear jewellery&mdash;never."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I don't mean <i>really</i> to buy you something, I only mean make
-belief&mdash;window-shopping, you know. I often go out by myself and buy
-heaps of things like that, watches and carriages, and all sorts of
-things. I enjoy it just as much as if I were buying them really; more, I
-think, for I don't get tired of them. Do you know that when I want a
-thing and get it I don't want it any more? I often get married like
-that."</p>
-
-<p>"Like what?" asked the astonished Mr Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>"Window-shopping. I see sometimes <i>such</i> a nice-looking man in the
-street or the park, then I marry him and he's ever so nice; but if I
-married him really I'm sure I'd hate him, or at least be tired of him in
-a day or two. Now, see here! I will buy you&mdash;let me see&mdash;let me
-see&mdash;<i>that</i>!" She pointed suddenly to an atrocious carbuncle scarf-pin.
-"That, and that watch with the long hand that goes hopping round. You
-can have the whole window," said Fanny, suddenly becoming<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> lavishly
-generous. "But the scarf-pin would suit you, and the watch would be
-useful for&mdash;for&mdash;well, it looks like a business man's watch."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock sighed. "Say an old man's watch, Fanny&mdash;may I call you
-Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, if you like. But you're not old, you're quite young; at
-least you're just as jolly as if you were. But come, or we will be late
-for the Zoo."</p>
-
-<p>"Wait," said Mr Hancock; "there is lots of time for the Zoo. Now look at
-the window and buy yourself a present."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll buy that," said Miss Lambert promptly, pointing to a little watch
-crusted with brilliants.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock noted the watch and the name and number of the shop, and they
-passed on.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock found that progress with such a companion in Oxford Street
-was a slow affair. The extraordinary fascination exercised by the shops
-upon his charge astonished him; everything seemed to interest her, even
-churns. The normal state of her brain seemed only comparable to that of
-a person's who is recovering from an illness.</p>
-
-<p>It was after twelve when they reached Mudie's library.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span></p><p>"Now," said Mr Hancock, pausing and resting on his umbrella, "I am
-rather perplexed."</p>
-
-<p>"What about?"</p>
-
-<p>"Luncheon. If we take a cab to the Zoo now, we will have to lunch there
-or in the neighbourhood. I do not know whether they provide luncheons at
-the Zoo or whether there is even a refreshment room there."</p>
-
-<p>"You can buy buns," said Fanny; "at least, I have a dim recollection of
-buns when I was there last. We bought them for the bears; but whether
-they were meant for people to eat, or only made on purpose for the
-animals, I don't know."</p>
-
-<p>"Just so. I think we had better defer our visit till after luncheon;
-but, meanwhile, what shall we do? It is now ten minutes past twelve; we
-cannot possibly lunch till one. Shall we explore the Museum?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh! not the Museum," said Fanny; "it always takes my appetite away. I
-suppose it's the mummies. I'll tell you what, we will go and have ices
-in that caf&eacute; over there."</p>
-
-<p>They crossed to the Vienna Caf&eacute;, and seated themselves at a little
-marble table.</p>
-
-<p>"Father and I come here often," said Fanny, "when we are in this part of
-the town; we<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> know every one here." She bowed and smiled to the lady who
-sits in the little glass counting house, who smiled and bowed in return.
-"That was Hermann&mdash;the man who went for our ices; and that's Fritz, the
-waiter, over there, with the bald head." She caught Fritz's eye, who
-smiled and bowed. "I don't see Henri&mdash;I suppose he's married; he told us
-he was going to get married the last time we were here, to a girl who
-keeps the accounts in a caf&eacute; in Soho, somewhere, and I promised him to
-send them a wedding present. He was such a nice man, like a Count in
-disguise; you know the sort of looking man I mean. What shall I send
-him?"</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock ran over all the wedding presents he could remember in his
-mind; he thought of clocks, candlesticks, silver-plated mustard pots.</p>
-
-<p>"Send him a&mdash;clock."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I'll send him a clock. Wait till I ask where they live."</p>
-
-<p>She rose and approached the lady at the counting-house; a brisk
-conversation ensued, the lady speaking much with her hands and eyes,
-which she raised alternately to heaven.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny came back looking sorrowful. "He's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span> gone," she said; "I never
-could have thought it!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why should he not go?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but he went with the spoons and forks and things, and there was no
-girl at Soho."</p>
-
-<p>"Never trust those plausible gentlemen who look like Italian Counts,"
-said James Hancock, not entirely displeased with the melodramatic news.</p>
-
-<p>"Whom <i>is</i> one to trust?" asked Fanny, with the air of a woman whose
-life's illusion is shattered.</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock couldn't quite say. "Trust <i>me</i>," rose to his lips, but
-the sentiment was not uttered, partly because it would have been too
-previous, and partly because Hermann had just placed before him an
-enormous ice-cream.</p>
-
-<p>"You are not eating your ice!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's too hot&mdash;ah, um&mdash;I mean it's too cold," said Mr Hancock, waking
-from a moment's reverie. "That is to say, I scarcely ever eat ices." The
-fact that a sweet vanilla ice was simply food and drink to the gout was
-a dietetic truism he did not care to utter.</p>
-
-<p>"If," said Fanny, with the air of a mother<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span> speaking to her child, "if
-you don't eat your ice I will never take you shopping with me again.
-<i>Please</i> eat it, I feel so greedy eating alone."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock seized a spoon and attacked the formidable structure before
-him.</p>
-
-<p>"I hope I'll never grow old," sighed Miss Lambert, as Hermann approached
-them with a huge dish of fantastic-looking cakes&mdash;cakes crusted with
-sugar and chocolate, Moscow G&acirc;teaux simply sodden with rum, and
-Merangues filled with cream rich as Devonshire could make it.</p>
-
-<p>"We must all grow old," said Hancock, staring with ghastly eyes at these
-atrocities. "But why do you specially fear age? Age has its beauties, it
-must come to us all."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to grow old," said his companion, "because then I would
-not care for sweets any more. Father says the older he grows the less he
-cares for sweets, and that every one loses their sweet tooth at fifty. I
-hope I'll never lose mine; if I do I'll&mdash;get a false one."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock leisurely helped himself to one of the largest and
-sweetest-looking of the specimens of "Italian confectionery" before<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>
-him; Fanny helped herself to its twin, and there was silence for a
-moment.</p>
-
-<p>It is strange that whilst a man may admit his age to a woman he cares
-for, by word of mouth, he will do much before he admits it by his actions.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IV</span> <span class="smaller">A MEETING</span></h2>
-
-<p>Of all places in the world the Zoo is, perhaps, the most uninspiring to
-your diffident lover, but Mr Hancock was fond of zoology. It was a mild
-sort of hobby which he cultivated in his few leisure moments, and he was
-not displeased to air his knowledge before his pretty friend, and to
-show her that he had a taste for things other than forensic. Accordingly
-in the Bird House he began to show off. This was a mistake. If you have
-a hobby, conceal it till after marriage. The man with a hobby, once he
-lets himself loose upon his pet subject or occupation, always bores. He
-is like a man in drink, he does not know the extent of his own
-stupidity;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span> lost in his own paradise he is unconscious of the trouble
-and weariness he is inflicting on the unfortunates who happen to be his
-companions&mdash;unlike a man in drink, he is rarely amusing.</p>
-
-<p>There were birds with legs without end, and birds apparently with no
-legs at all, nutcracker-billed birds, birds without tails, and things
-that seemed simply tails without birds.</p>
-
-<p>Before a long-tailed bird that bore a dim resemblance to himself, Mr
-Hancock paused and began to instruct his companion. When he had bored
-her sufficiently they passed to the great Ape House, and from there to
-the Monkey House.</p>
-
-<p>They had paused to consider the Dog-faced Ape, when Fanny, whose eyes
-were wandering about the place, gave a little start and plucked her
-companion by the sleeve. "Look," she said, "there's old Mr Bridgewater!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why! God bless my soul, so it is!" cried Hancock. "What the&mdash;what
-the&mdash;what the&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER V</span> <span class="smaller">THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER</span></h2>
-
-<p>The appearance of shame and conscious guilt that suffused the face and
-person of Bridgewater caused the wild idea to rush through his
-employer's mind that the old man had, vulgarly speaking, "scooped the
-till" and was attempting evasion.</p>
-
-<p>Defaulters bound for America or France do not, however, as a rule, take
-the Monkey House at the Zoo <i>en route</i>, and the practical mind of James
-Hancock rejected the idea at once, and gripped the truth of the matter.
-Bridgewater had been following him for the purpose of spying upon him.</p>
-
-<p>The unhappy Bridgewater had indeed been following him.</p>
-
-<p>When, emerging from the bar, he had perceived his quarry he had followed
-them at a safe distance. When they went into the Vienna Caf&eacute; he waited;
-it seemed to him that he waited three hours: it was, in fact, an hour
-and a quarter. For, having finished her ice<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span> and its accompaniments,
-Fanny had declared that she was quite ready for luncheon, and had
-proposed that they should proceed to the meal at once without seeking a
-new caf&eacute;.</p>
-
-<p>When they came out, Bridgewater took up the pursuit. They got into a
-hansom: he got into another, and ordered the driver to pursue the first
-vehicle at a safe distance. He did this from instinct, not as a result
-of having read Gaboriau, or the "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes."</p>
-
-<p>The long wait, the upset of all his usual ways, and the fact that he had
-not lunched, coupled with his dread of a hansom&mdash;hitherto when he had
-moved on wheels it had always been on those of a four-wheeler or
-omnibus&mdash;conspired to reduce him mentally to the condition of an
-over-driven sheep.</p>
-
-<p>They left the part of the town he knew, and passed through streets he
-knew not of, streets upon streets, and still the first vehicle pursued
-its way with undiminished speed. He felt now a dim certainty that his
-employer was going to be married, and now he tried to occupy his
-scattered wits in attempting to compute what this frightful cab journey
-would cost.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span></p><p>At the Zoo gates the first hansom stopped.</p>
-
-<p>"Pull up," cried Bridgewater, poking his umbrella through the trap.</p>
-
-<p>He alighted a hundred yards from the gates. At the turnstile he paid his
-shilling and went in, but Fanny and her companion had vanished as
-completely as if the polar bear had swallowed them up.</p>
-
-<p>He wandered away through the gardens aimlessly, but keeping a sharp
-look-out. He had never been to the Zoo before, but guessed it was the
-Zoo because of the animals. The whole adventure had the complexion of a
-nightmare, a complexion not brightened by the melancholy appearance of
-the eagles and vultures and the distant roaring and lowing of unknown
-beasts.</p>
-
-<p>He saw an elephant advancing towards him swinging its trunk like a
-pendulum; to avoid it he took a path that led to the Fish House. His one
-desire now was to get out of the gardens and get home. He recognised now
-that he had made a serious mistake in entering the gardens at all. To
-have returned at once to Miss Hancock with the information that her
-brother had simply taken Miss Lambert to the Zoo would have been<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> the
-proper and sensible course to have pursued.</p>
-
-<p>Now at any moment he might find himself confronted with the two people
-he dreaded to meet. What should he say suppose he met them? What <i>could</i>
-he say? The anguish of this thought drove him from the Fish House, where
-he had taken temporary refuge. He took a path which ended in an
-elephant; it was the same elephant he had seen before, but he did not
-know it. A side path, which he pursued hastily, brought him to the polar
-bear. Here he asked his way to the nearest gate of a young man and
-maiden who were gazing at the bear. The young man promptly pointed out a
-path; he took it, and found himself at the Monkey House.</p>
-
-<p>He took off his hat and mopped his head with his bandana handkerchief.
-Looking round in bewilderment after this refreshing operation he saw
-something approaching far worse than an elephant; it was Mr Hancock, and
-with Mr Hancock, Fanny, making directly for him.</p>
-
-<p>He did not hesitate a moment in doing the worst thing possible; as an
-animal enters a trap, he entered the Monkey House. He<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> would have shut
-and bolted the door behind him had such a proceeding been feasible.</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater had a horror of monkeys; he had always considered the common
-organ-grinder's monkey to be the representative of all its kind, and the
-last production of nature in frightfulness; but here were monkeys of
-every shape, size, and colour, a symphony of monkeys, each "note" more
-horrible than the last.</p>
-
-<p>If you have ever studied monkeys and their ways you will know that they
-have their likes and dislikes just like men. That some people "appeal"
-to them at first sight, and some people do not. Bridgewater did not.
-When he saw Fanny entering at the door he retreated to the furthest
-limits of the place and pretended to be engaged in contemplation of a
-peculiarly sinister-looking ape, upon which, to judge from its
-appearance, a schoolboy had been at work with a brushful of blue paint.</p>
-
-<p>The azure and sinister one endured the human's gaze for a few mutterful
-moments, and then bursting into loud yells flew at the bars and
-attempted to tear them from their sockets; the mandrills shrieked and
-chattered,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span> the lemur added his note, and Bridgewater beat a retreat.</p>
-
-<p>It was at this moment that Fanny's wandering gaze caught him.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VI</span> <span class="smaller">A CONFESSION</span></h2>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock, asking Fanny to wait for him for a short time, took
-Bridgewater by the arm and led him outside.</p>
-
-<p>"Now, Bridgewater, what is the meaning of this? Why have you left the
-office? Why have you followed me? What earthly reason had you for doing
-such a thing? Speak out, man&mdash;are you dumb?"</p>
-
-<p>"I declare to God, Mr James," said the unhappy Bridgewater, "I had no
-reason&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"No reason!&mdash;are you mad? Bridgewater, you haven't been&mdash;drinking?"</p>
-
-<p>"Drinking!" cried Bridgewater, with what your melodramatist would call a
-hollow laugh. "Drinking!&mdash;oh yes&mdash;drinking? No! No!&mdash;don't mind me, Mr
-James. Drinking! One blessed glass of sherry, and not a bite<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span> have I
-had&mdash;waiting two hours and more&mdash;following you in a cab&mdash;three shillings
-the fare was&mdash;nearly torn in pieces by an ape&mdash;following you and hiding
-in all sorts of places, and then told I've been drinking. Do I look as
-if I had been drinking, Mr James? Am I given to drinking, Mr James? Have
-you known me for forty years, Mr James, and have you ever seen me do
-such a thing? Answer me that, Mr James&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Hush, hush!&mdash;don't talk so loud," said Hancock, rather alarmed at the
-old man's hysterical manner. "No, you are the last person to do such a
-thing, but tell me, all the same, why you followed me."</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater was dumb. Hungry, thirsty, frightened at being caught
-spying, startled by elephants and addled by apes as he was, still his
-manhood revolted at the idea of betraying Patience and sheltering
-himself at her expense. All the same, he attempted very feminine tactics
-in endeavouring to evade a direct reply.</p>
-
-<p>"Drinking! I have been in the office, man and boy, this fifty years and
-more come next Michaelmas; it's fifty-one years, fifty-one years next
-Michaelmas Day, every day at my place<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span> but Sundays and holidays, year
-in, year out&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater," repeated Mr Hancock, "will you answer me the question I
-just asked you? Why did you follow me to-day?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh Lord," said Bridgewater, "I wish I had never seen this day! Follow
-you, Mr James? do you think I followed you for pleasure? Why, the
-office&mdash;God bless my soul! it makes my hair stand on end&mdash;no one there
-but Wolf to take charge, and I have been away hours and hours. It's
-three o'clock now, and here am I miles and miles away; and I ought to
-have called at the law courts at 3.20, and there's those bills to file.
-It seems all like a horrible nightmare, that it does; it seems&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to know what it seems. You have left your duty and come
-away&mdash;for what purpose?"</p>
-
-<p>Silence.</p>
-
-<p>"Ah well!" said Hancock, speaking not in the least angrily, "I see there
-is a secret of some sort. I regret that a man in whom I have always
-placed implicit trust should keep from me a secret that concerns me;
-evidently&mdash;no matter, I am not curious. Yes, it is three o'clock; it
-might be as well for you to return<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span> and look after things, though it is
-too late for the law courts now."</p>
-
-<p>This tone and manner completely floored Bridgewater. The fountains of
-his great deep were broken up, and if Patience Hancock could have seen
-the damage done to his confidential reservoir, she would have shuddered.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll tell you the truth, Mr James. It's not my fault&mdash;she put me to the
-work. I'll tell you the truth. I've been following you and spying upon
-you, but it was for your own good, she said&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Who said?"</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Patience."</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Patience told you to follow me to-day?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"But what on earth&mdash;how on earth did she know I was&mdash;er&mdash;coming here?"</p>
-
-<p>"She didn't know."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, how the <i>devil</i> did she tell you to follow me, then?"</p>
-
-<p>"She wanted to know where you were going to."</p>
-
-<p>"But," roared Hancock, whose face had been slowly crimsoning, or
-purpling rather, since the mention of his sister's name, "how<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> the
-<i>blazes</i> did she know I was going <i>anywhere</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"When I saw you going out of the office with Miss Lambert I ran round
-and told her."</p>
-
-<p>"When you saw me going out of the office with Miss Lambert you ran round
-and told her!" said Hancock, spacing each word and speaking with such a
-change from fire to ice that his listener shivered. "Oh, this is too
-good! I pay you a large salary to spy upon me and to run round and tell
-my sister my doings. Am I mad, or am I dreaming? And what&mdash;what&mdash;<span class="smaller">WHAT</span>
-led you, sir, to leave the office and run round and tell my sister?"</p>
-
-<p>"For God's sake, Mr James, don't talk so loud!" said Bridgewater; "the
-people are turning round to look at us. I didn't leave the office of my
-own accord; it was Miss Patience, who said to me, she said,
-'Bridgewater, I trust you for your master's sake to let me know if you
-see him with a lady, for,' she said, 'there is a woman who has designs
-on him.'"</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>"Those were her words. So when I saw<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> you going out with Miss Lambert I
-ran round and told her."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah!"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Hancock had fallen from fury into a thoughtful mood: one of the
-sharpest brains in London was engaged in unravelling the meaning to get
-at the inner-meaning of all this.</p>
-
-<p>"My sister came round to the office some time ago asking me to spare you
-for an hour as she wished for your advice about a lease. That, of
-course, was all humbug: she wanted you for the purpose of talking about
-me?"</p>
-
-<p>"That is true."</p>
-
-<p>"The lease was never mentioned?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not once, Mr James."</p>
-
-<p>"All the conversation was about me and my welfare?"</p>
-
-<p>"That it was."</p>
-
-<p>"Now see here, Bridgewater, cast your memory back. Is this the first
-time in your life that my sister has invited you to my house in Gordon
-Square to discuss my welfare?"</p>
-
-<p>"No indeed, sir. I've been there before."</p>
-
-<p>"How many times?"</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater assumed the cast of countenance he always assumed when
-engaged in reckoning.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span></p><p>"That's enough," said Hancock, "don't count. Now tell me, when did she
-first begin to take you into her confidence&mdash;twenty years ago?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Mr James, fully that."</p>
-
-<p>Hancock made a sound like a groan.</p>
-
-<p>"And twenty years ago it was the same tale: 'Protect my brother from a
-designing woman.'"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, it was, and that's the truth," said Bridgewater, as if the fact
-had just been discovered by him.</p>
-
-<p>"And you did your best, told her all about me and my movements, as far
-as you knew them, and mixed and muddled, and made an ass of yourself and
-a fool of me&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Mr James!"</p>
-
-<p>"Hold your tongue!&mdash;a fool of me. Do you know, John Bridgewater, that
-you have been aiding and abetting in a conspiracy&mdash;a conspiracy
-unpunishable by law, but still a conspiracy&mdash;hold your tongue!&mdash;you are
-innocent of everything but of being a fool; indeed, I ought not to call
-any man a fool, for I have been a fool myself, and I ought to have seen
-that the one end and aim of my sister's life was to secure her position
-as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span> my keeper, and her tenure of my house. You have shown me at one
-flash a worm that has crawled through my past, cankering and corroding
-all it touched. Money, money, money&mdash;that is my sister's creed. I am not
-young, Bridgewater, and it seems to me that if instead of living all
-these years side by side with this money-grub, I had lived side by side
-with a wife, my lot would have been a better one. I might have had
-children, grown-up sons now, daughters&mdash;things that make an interest for
-us in our old age. Between me and all that has come my sister. That
-woman has a very strong will. I see many things in the past now, ay,
-twenty years ago, that I can explain. Bridgewater, you have done me a
-great injury, but you did it for the best, and I forgive you. Half the
-people in this world are pawns and chess-pieces, moved about by the men
-and women of intellect who form the other half. If you had possessed
-eyes to see, you might have seen that the really designing woman against
-whom I should have been protected, was the woman with whom you leagued
-yourself&mdash;my sister."</p>
-
-<p>The expression on Bridgewater's face was so wonderfully funny that
-Hancock would have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> laughed had he not been in such a serious mood.</p>
-
-<p>"However, what's done is done, and there is no use in crying over spilt
-milk. You have at least done me a service by your stupidity in following
-me to-day, for you have shown me the light. Miss Lambert pleases me, and
-if I choose to make her mistress of my house, instead of my sister,
-mistress of my house she will be. We will return now to&mdash;where I left
-Miss Lambert, and we will all go home to Gordon Square and have dinner
-with my sister."</p>
-
-<p>"Not me, Mr James," gasped Bridgewater, "I don't feel well."</p>
-
-<p>"Nonsense! you need not fear my sister. She is no longer mistress of my
-house; next week she shall pack bag and baggage. Come."</p>
-
-<p>He turned towards the Monkey House, and Bridgewater followed him, so
-mazed in his intellect that it would be hard to tell whether monkeys,
-men, Fanny Lambert, Patience Hancock, or elephants, were uppermost in
-his brain.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VII</span> <span class="smaller">IN GORDON SQUARE</span></h2>
-
-<p>It was James Hancock's rule that a dinner should be served every night
-at Gordon Square, to which he could invite any one, even a city
-alderman.</p>
-
-<p>On this especial day a dinner, even better than usual, was in prospect.
-Miss Hancock had a large circle of acquaintances of her own; she
-belonged to several anti-societies. As before hinted, she was not
-destitute of a certain kindness of heart, and the counterfoils of her
-cheque book disclosed not inconsiderable sums subscribed to the Society
-for the Total Abolition of Vivisection and Kindred Bodies.</p>
-
-<p>To-day she expected to dinner a person, a gentleman of the female
-persuasion&mdash;that is to say, a sort of man. Mr Bulders, the person in
-question, a member of the Anti-Tobacco League, was a crank of the
-crankiest description. He wrote letters to the paper on every
-conceivable subject, and in this way had obtained a dim and unholy sort
-of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span> notoriety. Fox hunting was his especial detestation, and his grand
-hobby was cremation. "Why Fear the Flames?" by Emanuel Bulders, a
-pamphlet of fifteen pages, privately printed, reposed in Miss Hancock's
-private bookcase. But Mr Bulders has no place in this story; he is dead
-and&mdash;cremated, let us hope. I shadow him forth as the reason why Miss
-Hancock was sitting this evening by the drawing-room fireplace, dressed
-in the dress she assumed when she expected visitors, and engaged in
-crochet-work.</p>
-
-<p>The clock pointed to half-past six, Bulders was due&mdash;over-due, like the
-Spanish galleon that was destined never to come into port. She had said
-in her note, "Come early, I wish to talk over the last report of the
-&mdash;&mdash; Society, and my brother has little sympathy with such subjects."</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly her trained ear distinguished the sound of her brother's
-latchkey in the door below. Some women are strangely like dogs in so far
-as regards the senses of hearing and smell.</p>
-
-<p>Patience Hancock, as she sat by the drawing-room fireplace, could tell
-that her brother had not entered the house alone. She made out<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> his
-voice, and then the voice of Bridgewater. She supposed that James had
-brought his clerk home to dinner to talk business matters over, as he
-sometimes did; and she was relapsing from the attitude of strained
-attention when a sound struck her, hit her, and caused her to drop her
-crochet-work and rise to her feet.</p>
-
-<p>She heard the laughter of a girl.</p>
-
-<p>Almost instantly upon the laughter the door opened, and it seemed to
-Miss Hancock that a dozen people entered the room.</p>
-
-<p>"This is my sister Patience&mdash;Patience, Miss Lambert. We've all come back
-to dinner. Sit down, Bridgewater. By the way, Patience, there's a letter
-for you; I took it from the postman at the hall door." He handed the
-letter; it was from Mr Bulders, excusing himself for not coming to dine,
-and alleging for reason a sore throat.</p>
-
-<p>Patience extended a frigid hand to Miss Lambert, who just touched it;
-all the girl's light-heartedness and vivacity had vanished for the
-moment, Patience Hancock acted upon her like a draught of cold air.</p>
-
-<p>"I think you have heard me mention Miss Lambert's name, Patience. We
-have been to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> the Zoo, the whole three of us. Immensely amusing place
-the Zoo&mdash;makes one feel quite a boy again. Hey, Bridgewater!"</p>
-
-<p>"I hope you enjoyed it," said Miss Hancock in a perfunctory tone,
-glancing at Fanny, who was seated in a huge rocking-chair, the only
-really comfortable chair in the room, and then at Bridgewater, who had
-taken his seat on the ottoman.</p>
-
-<p>"Pretty well, thanks," said Fanny, speaking in a languid tone. She had
-assumed very much the air of a fine lady all of a sudden: she was not
-going to be patronised by a solicitor's daughter, and she had divined in
-Patience Hancock an enemy. "The Zoo is very much like the world: there
-is much to laugh at and much to endure. Taken as a whole, it is not an
-unmixed blessing."</p>
-
-<p>James Hancock opened his mouth at these sage utterances, and then shut
-it again and turned away to smile. Bridgewater had the bad manners to
-scratch his head. Miss Hancock said, "Indeed?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't you think so?"</p>
-
-<p>"I think the world is exactly what we choose to make it," said Patience
-Hancock, quoting Bulders.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p><p>"You think <i>that</i>?" said Fanny, suddenly forgetting her fine lady
-languors. "Well, I wish some one would show me how to make the world
-just as I'd choose to make it. Oh, it would be such a world&mdash;no poor
-people, and no rain, and no misery, and no debts."</p>
-
-<p>"You mean no debtors," said Patience, seizing her opportunity. "It is
-the debtors that make debts, just as it is the drunken people who make
-drunkenness."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I suppose it is," said Fanny, suddenly abandoning her
-argumentative tone for one of reverie. "It's the people in the world
-that make it so horrid and so nice."</p>
-
-<p>"That's exactly it," said Hancock, who was standing on the hearthrug
-listening to these banalities of thought, and contemplating Bridgewater.
-"Miss Lambert is a true philosopher. It is the people who make the world
-what it is; could we banish the meddlers and spies and traitors"&mdash;he
-looked fixedly at his sister&mdash;"the world would not be an unpleasant
-place to live in."</p>
-
-<p>"I hate spies," said Fanny, totally unconscious of the delicate ground
-she was stepping upon&mdash;"people who poke about into other people's
-business, and open letters, and that sort of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> thing." Miss Hancock
-flushed scarlet, and her brother noted the fact. "James opens letters, I
-caught him."</p>
-
-<p>"Who is James?" asked Miss Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>"He's our butler," said Fanny, looking imploringly at Mr Hancock as if
-to say "Don't tell."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock rose. "May I show you to my room? you would like to remove
-your hat."</p>
-
-<p>The dinner was not a success, intellectually speaking. James Hancock's
-temper half broke down over the soles, the sauce was not to his liking;
-the sweet cakes, ices, and other horrors he had consumed during the day
-had induced a mild attack of dyspepsia. His nose was red, and he knew
-it; and, worst of all, faint twinges of gout made themselves felt. His
-right great toe was saying to him, "Wait till you see what you'll have
-to-morrow." Then Boffins, the old butler, tripped on the cat, broke a
-dish, and James Hancock's temper flew out.</p>
-
-<p>I have described James Hancock badly, if you have not perceived that he
-was a man with a temper. The evil demons in the Merangues and ices, the
-irritation caused by Bridgewater's confession, the provoking <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>calmness
-of his sister, the uric acid in his blood, and the smash of the broken
-dish, all combined of a sudden and were too much for him.</p>
-
-<p>"Damn that cat!" he cried. "Cats, cats, cats! How often have I told
-you"&mdash;to his sister&mdash;"that I will not have my house filled with those
-sneaking, prowling beasts? Chase her out; where is she?"</p>
-
-<p>Boffins looked under the table and said "Scat," but nothing "scatted."</p>
-
-<p>"She's gone, Mr James."</p>
-
-<p>"I won't have cats in my house," said Mr James, proceeding with his
-dinner and feeling rather ashamed of his outburst. "Dear Lord, Patience,
-what do you call this thing?"</p>
-
-<p>"The cook," said Patience, "calls it, I believe, a <i>vol-au-vent</i>. What
-is wrong with it?"</p>
-
-<p>"What is right with it, you mean. Don't touch it, Miss Lambert, unless
-you wish to have a nightmare."</p>
-
-<p>"I think it's delicious," said Fanny, "and I don't mind nightmares.
-They're rather fun&mdash;when they are over, and you wake up and find
-yourself safe in bed."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you'll have some fun to-night," grunted James. "The person who
-cooked<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span> this atrocity ought to be made sleep with the person who eats
-it."</p>
-
-<p>"James, you need not be <i>vulgar</i>," said his sister.</p>
-
-<p>"What's vulgar?"</p>
-
-<p>"Your remark."</p>
-
-<p>"Boffins, fill Miss Lambert's glass&mdash;let's change the subject. This
-champagne is abominably iced&mdash;give me some Burgundy."</p>
-
-<p>"James!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well?"</p>
-
-<p>"Burgundy!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, what about Burgundy?"</p>
-
-<p>"Surely you remember the gout&mdash;the frightful attack you had last time
-after Burgundy."</p>
-
-<p>"Gout? I suppose you mean Arthritic Rheumatism? But perhaps you are
-right, and Dr Garrod was wrong&mdash;let us call it gout. Fill up the glass,
-Boffins. Bridgewater, try some Burgundy, and see if it affects your
-gout. Boffins, that cat's in the room, I hear it purring. I hear it, I
-tell you, sir! where is the beast?"</p>
-
-<p>The beast, as if in answer, poked its head from under the
-table-cloth&mdash;it was in Miss Lambert's lap.</p>
-
-<p>Altogether the dinner was not a success.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span></p><p>"Your father has known my brother some time?" said Miss Hancock, when
-the ladies found themselves alone in the drawing-room after dinner.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes, some time now," said Fanny. "They met over some law business.
-Father had a dispute with Mr Bevan of Highshot Towers, the place
-adjoining ours, you know, down in Buckinghamshire, and Mr Hancock was
-very kind&mdash;he arbitrated."</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed? that is funny, for he is Mr Bevan's solicitor."</p>
-
-<p>"Is that so? I'm sure I don't know, I never trouble myself about law
-business or money matters. I leave all that to father."</p>
-
-<p>They talked on various matters, and before Miss Lambert had been packed
-into a specially chartered four-wheeler and driven home with Bridgewater
-on the box beside the driver as chaperone, Miss Hancock had come to form
-ideas about Miss Lambert such as she had never formed about any other
-young lady. Ideas the tenor of which you will perceive later on.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>PART IV</i></h2>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER I</span> <span class="smaller">"THE ROOST"</span></h2>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan, since his visit to Highgate, dreamed often at nights of
-monstrous asparagus beds, and his friends and acquaintances noticed that
-he seemed distrait.</p>
-
-<p>The fact was the mind of this orderly and precise individual had
-received a shock; his world of thought had tilted somewhat, owing to a
-slight shifting of the poles, and regions hitherto in darkness were
-touched with sun.</p>
-
-<p>Go where he would a voice pursued him, turn where he would, a face. Wild
-impulses to jump into a cab and drive to "The Laurels," Highgate, as
-swiftly as cab could take him were subdued and conquered. Perhaps it
-would be happier for some of us if we used less reason in steering our
-way through life. Impulsive people are often sneered at, yet,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span> I dare
-say that an impulse acted upon will as often make a man's life as mar
-it.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan was not an impulsive man. It was not for some days after his
-visit to "The Laurels" that he carried out his determination to stop the
-action once for all. He did not return to "The Laurels." He was engaged
-and a man of honour, and as such he determined to fly from temptation.
-Accordingly one bright morning he despatched a wire intimating his
-arrival by the 3.50 at Ditchingham, having sent which he flung himself
-into a hansom and drove to Charing Cross, followed by another hansom
-containing Strutt, two portmanteaux, a hunting kit-bag and a bundle of
-fishing-rods. An extraordinary accident happened to the train he
-travelled by; it arrived at Paddock Wood only three minutes late, making
-up for this deficiency, however, by crawling into Ditchingham at 4.10.</p>
-
-<p>On the Ditchingham platform stood two girls. One tall, pale, and
-decidedly good-looking despite the <i>pince-nez</i> she wore; the other short
-and rather stout, and rather pretty.</p>
-
-<p>The tall girl was Miss Pursehouse; the short was Lulu Morgan, Miss
-Pursehouse's companion, an American.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p><p>Pamela Pursehouse at this stage of her career was verging on thirty,
-the only daughter of the late John Pursehouse of Birmingham, and an
-orphan. She was exceedingly rich.</p>
-
-<p>Some months ago she had met Bevan on board Sir Charles Napier's yacht;
-they had spent a fortnight cruising about the Balearic Islands and the
-Riff coast of Morocco, had been sea-sick together, and bored together,
-and finally had, one moonlight night, become engaged. It was a
-cold-blooded affair despite the moonlight, and they harboured no
-illusions one of the other, and no doubts.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela had a mind of her own. She had attended classes at Mason's
-College and had quite a knowledge of Natural History; she also had an
-interest in the ways of the working classes, and had written a paper to
-prove that, with economy, a man, his wife and five children, could live
-on an income of eleven shillings a week, and put by sixpence for a rainy
-day; to disprove which she was eternally helping the cottagers round
-about with doles of tea on a liberal scale, coal in the winter, and wine
-in sickness. When the rainy day came she supplied the sixpence, which
-ought to have been in the savings bank, for she was a girl<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> who found
-her heart when she forgot her head.</p>
-
-<p>At Marseilles Lady Napier, Pamela, Lulu, and Charles Bevan had left the
-yacht and travelled together to Paris; there, after a couple of days, he
-had departed for London to look after his affairs. Pamela had remained
-in Paris, where, through Lady Napier, she had the <i>entr&eacute;e</i> of the best
-society, and had met many people, including the Lamberts. She had indeed
-only returned to England a short time ago.</p>
-
-<p>Outside the station stood a governess cart and the omnibus of the hotel.
-Into the governess cart bundled the lovers and Lulu, into the omnibus
-Strutt and the luggage. Pamela took the reins and the hog-maned pony
-started.</p>
-
-<p>"Hot, isn't it?" said Charles, tilting his hat over his eyes, and
-envying Strutt in the cool shelter of the omnibus.</p>
-
-<p>"Think so?" said Pamela. "It's July, you know. Why do men dress always
-in summer in such heavy clothes? Seems to me women are much more
-sensible in the matter of dress. Now if you were dressed as I am,
-instead of in that Harris tweed, you wouldn't feel the heat at all."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span></p><p>Charles tried to imagine himself in a chip hat and lilac cotton gown,
-and failed.</p>
-
-<p>"You must have been fried in that train," said Lulu, staring at him with
-a pair of large blue eyes, eyes that never seemed to shut.</p>
-
-<p>"Pretty nearly," answered Charles, and the conversation languished.</p>
-
-<p>Rookhurst stands on a hill; it is a village composed of gentlemen's
-houses. Country "seats" radiate from it to a distance of some three
-miles. Three acres and a house constitute a "seat."</p>
-
-<p>The conservatism of the old Japanese aristocracy pales when considered
-beside the conservatism of Rookhurst. In this microcosm there are as
-many circles as in the Inferno of Dante, and the circles are nearly as
-painful to contemplate.</p>
-
-<p>When Pamela Pursehouse rented "The Roost" and took up residence there
-she came unknown and untrumpeted. The parson and several curious old
-ladies called upon her, but the seat-holders held aloof, she was not
-received. Mrs D'Arcy-Jones&mdash;Rookhurst is full of people with
-double-barrelled names, those double-barrelled names in which the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
-second barrel is of inferior metal&mdash;Mrs D'Arcy-Jones discovered that
-Pamela's father was of Birmingham. Mrs D'Arcy-Johnson found out that he
-was in trade, and Mrs D'Arcy Somebody-else that her mother's maiden name
-was Jenkins. There was much turning up of noses when poor Pamela's name
-was mentioned, till one fine day when all the turned-up noses were
-suddenly turned down by the arrival at "The Roost" of the Duchess of
-Aviedale, her footman, her maid, her dog, and her companion. Then there
-was a rush. People flung decency to the winds in their haste to know the
-tradesman's daughter and incidentally get a lick at the Duchess's boots.
-But to all callers Pamela was not at home; she had even the rudeness not
-to return their visits.</p>
-
-<p>The snobs, beaten back, retired, feeling very much like damaged goods,
-and Pamela was left in peace. Her aunt, Miss Jenkins, a sweet-faced and
-perfectly inane old lady, lived with her and kept house, and Pamela,
-protected by her wing, had all sorts of extraordinary people to visit
-her. Sandyman, M.P., the Labour representative, came down for a week-end
-once, and smoked shag tobacco<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> in the dining-room and wandered about the
-village on Sunday in a Keir-Hardy cap; he also attended the tin chapel,
-had a quart of beer at the village pub, and did other disgraceful things
-which were all duly reported and set down to Pamela's account in the
-D'Arcy-Jones-Johnson notebook.</p>
-
-<p>Pamela liked men, that is to say, men who were original and interesting;
-yet she had engaged herself to the most unoriginal man in England: a
-fact for which there is no accounting, save on the hypothesis that she
-was a woman.</p>
-
-<p>The governess cart having climbed a long, long hill, the hog-maned pony
-took to himself wings, and presently, in a cloud of dust, halted.</p>
-
-<p>"The Roost," though a fairly large house, did not boast a
-carriage-drive. A gate in a high hedge led to a path through a
-rose-garden which was worth all the carriage-drives in existence.</p>
-
-<p>"We have several people staying with us, did I tell you?" said Pamela as
-she led the way. "Hamilton-Cox, the man who wrote the 'Pillar of Salt,'
-and Wilson&mdash;Professor Wilson of Oxford, and&mdash;but come on, and I'll
-introduce you."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span></p><p>They entered a pleasant hall. The perfume of cigars and the sound of a
-man's laughter came from a half-open door on the right. Pamela made for
-it, and as Charles Bevan followed he heard a rich Irish voice. "My
-friend Stacey, of Castle Stacey, raised one four foot broad across the
-face; such a sunflower was never seen by mortal man, I measured it with
-my own hands&mdash;four foot&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Bevan suddenly found himself before a man, an immense, good-looking,
-priestly-faced man, in his shirt-sleeves, a cigar in his mouth, and a
-billiard cue in his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Charles Bevan, Mr Lambert; Mr Bevan, Professor Wilson; Mr&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, sure to goodness it's not my cousin, Charles Bevan of the
-'Albany'!" cried the big man, effusively clasping the hand of Charles
-and gazing at him with the astonished and joyous expression of a man who
-meets a dear and long-lost brother.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan intimated that he was that person.</p>
-
-<p>"But, sure to goodness," said the big man, dropping Charles' hand and
-scratching his head with a puzzled air, then he turned on his heel:
-"Where's my coat?" He found his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span> coat and took from it a pocket-book,
-from the pocket-book a telegram and a sheet of paper, whilst Pamela
-turned to Professor Wilson and the novelist.</p>
-
-<p>"I got that from your lawyer, Mr Bevan," said he, "some days ago."
-Charles read:</p>
-
-<p>"Bevan has stopped action. Isn't it sweet of him?&mdash;<span class="smcap">Hancock.</span>"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Charles rather stiffly, "I stopped the action, but Hancock
-seems to have&mdash;been drinking."</p>
-
-<p>"And there's the reply I was going to send, only I forgot it," said
-George Lambert, handing the copy of a telegram to Charles.</p>
-
-<p>"Tell Bevan I relinquish all fishing rights. Wish to be friends.&mdash;<span class="smcap">George
-Lambert.</span>"</p>
-
-<p>"It is very generous of you," said Charles, really touched. "But I can't
-have it, we'll divide the rights."</p>
-
-<p>"Come into the garden, my boy," said George, who had now resumed his
-coat, linking his arm in that of Charles and leading him out through the
-open French window, into the rose-scented garden, "and let's talk things
-over. It's the pity of the world we weren't always friends. Damn the
-fish stream and all the fish in it! I wish they'd been boiled before<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span>
-they were spawned. What's the <i>good</i> of fighting? Isn't life too short
-for fighting and divisions? Sure, there's a rose as big as a red
-cabbage, but you should see the roses at my house in Highgate&mdash;and where
-did you meet Miss Pursehouse?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," said Charles. "I've known her for some time."</p>
-
-<p>"We met her in Paris, Fanny&mdash;that's my daughter&mdash;and me met her in
-Paris. Fanny doesn't care for her much, and wouldn't come with me; but
-there's never a woman in the world that really cares for another woman,
-unless the other woman is as ugly as sin and a hundred. There's a melon
-house for you, but you should see my melon houses in Highgate, the one's
-I am going to have built by Arthur Lawrence of Cockspur Street; he's
-made a speciality of glass, but he charges cruel. It's the passion of my
-life, a garden."</p>
-
-<p>He leaned over the gate leading to the kitchen-garden, and whistled an
-old Irish hunting song softly to himself as he contemplated the cabbages
-and peas. Charles lit a cigar. He was a fine figure of a man, this
-Lambert; one of those large natures in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> a large frame that dwarf other
-individualities when brought in contact with them. Hamilton Cox would
-pass in a crowd, and Professor Wilson was not unimpressive, but beside
-George Lambert, Hamilton-Cox looked a shrimp, and the Oxford professor
-somewhat shrivelled.</p>
-
-<p>"It's the passion of my life," reiterated Fanny Lambert's father,
-addressing the cabbages, the marrow fat peas, Charles Bevan, and the
-distant woods of Sussex. "And if I'd stuck to it and left horses alone,
-a richer man I'd have been this day."</p>
-
-<p>"I say," said Charles, who had been plunged in meditation, "why did
-Hancock telegraph to you, I wonder? It wasn't exactly solicitors'
-etiquette; the proper course, I think, would have been to communicate
-with your lawyers, Messrs Sykes and Fagan."</p>
-
-<p>George Lambert broke into a low, mellow laugh.</p>
-
-<p>"Faith," he said, "I suppose he did communicate with them, and they
-answered that they weren't my lawyers any more. I've fought with them,
-and that's a fact; and now that we're friends, you and me, I've an idea
-of transferring my business to Hancock.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span> I've one or two little suits
-pending; and I'm not sure but one of them won't be with Fagan for the
-names I called him in his own office before his own clerks. 'I'll have
-you indicted for slander,' he says. 'Slander!' said I, 'slander, you old
-clothes-bag, have me up for slander, and I'll beat the dust out of your
-miserable reputation in any court in the kingdom, ye old
-wandering-Jew-come-to-roost,' and with that I left the office, and never
-will I set my foot in it again."</p>
-
-<p>"I should think not."</p>
-
-<p>"Never again. He's a red Jew&mdash;always beware of red Jews; black Jews are
-bad, but red Jews are the devil&mdash;bad luck to them! If I'd left Jews
-alone, a richer man I'd have been this day. Who's that ringing a bell?
-Oh, it's the afternoon tea-bell: let's go in and talk to the old
-professor and Miss Pursehouse."</p>
-
-<p>They did not go in, for the Professor and Miss Pursehouse, Lulu Morgan,
-and the author of the "Pillar of Salt" were having tea on the lawn.
-There were few places pleasanter than the lawn of "The Roost,"
-especially on this golden and peaceful summer's evening, through which
-the warm south wind<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span> brought the cawing of rooks from distant elm trees.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you two finished your business?" asked Pamela, addressing Charles;
-"if so, sit down and tell me all the news. I got your note. So sorry you
-were bored by old Mr&mdash;Blundell&mdash;was it?&mdash;at the club. Mr Blundell is a
-rose-bore, it seems," turning to Hamilton Cox; "he is mad on roses."</p>
-
-<p>"Blundell! what an excellent name for a bore!" said the "Pillar of Salt"
-man dreamily, closing his eyes. "I can see him, stout and red-faced
-and&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Matter of fact, old Blundell isn't stout," cut in Charles, to whom
-Hamilton-Cox did not appeal. "He's thin and white."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>All</i> white?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, his face, you know."</p>
-
-<p>"Ah! I had connected him with the idea of red roses. Why is it that in
-thinking of roses one always figures them red?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sure, I don't know&mdash;I never do."</p>
-
-<p>"I do."</p>
-
-<p>"Well," put in Pamela, "when you escaped from Mr Blundell what did you
-do with yourself that day&mdash;smoked, I suppose, and went to Tattersal's?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span></p><p>"No, I was busy."</p>
-
-<p>"What was the business&mdash;luncheon?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Charles Bevan, feeling that he was humorous in his reply,
-and feeling rather a sneak, too. "Luncheon was part of the business."</p>
-
-<p>The remembrance of the fried whiting rose before him, backed by a vision
-of Susannah holding in one hand a bottle of B&ouml;llinger, and in the other
-a bottle of Gold-water.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER II</span> <span class="smaller">MISS MORGAN</span></h2>
-
-<p>It is so easy not to do some things. Bevan, had he acted correctly,
-ought to have informed Mr Lambert of his visit to Highgate and all that
-therein lay, yet he did not. There was nothing to hide, yet, as Sir
-Boyle-Roche might have said, he hid it.</p>
-
-<p>During tea several things occupied his mind very much. The vision of
-Fanny Lambert was constantly before him, so was the person of her
-father. He could not but acknowledge that Lambert was a most attractive
-personage&mdash;attractive to men, to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> women, to children, to dogs,
-cats&mdash;anything that could see and feel, in fact. Everything seemed to
-brighten in his presence. Hamilton-Cox's dictum that if Lambert could be
-bottled he would make the most excellent Burgundy, was not far wrong.</p>
-
-<p>Bevan, as he sipped his tea, watched the genial Lambert, and could not
-but notice that he paid very marked attention to Pamela, and even more
-marked attention to old Miss Jenkins, her aunt.</p>
-
-<p>This did not altogether please him, neither did the fact that Pamela
-seemed to enjoy the attentions of this man, who was her diametrical
-opposite.</p>
-
-<p>To the profound philosopher who indites these lines it seems that
-between men and women in the mass there is very little difference. They
-act pretty much the same, except, perhaps, in the presence of mice.
-Bevan did very much what a woman would have done in his position: seeing
-his true love flirting with some one else, he flirted with some one
-else. Lulu Morgan was nearest to him, so he used her.</p>
-
-<p>"I've been in England a twelvemonth," answered Miss Morgan, in reply to
-a query,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span> "and I feel beginning to get crusted. They say the old carp in
-the pond in Versailles get moss-grown after they've been there a hundred
-and fifty years or so, and I feel like that. When I say I've been in
-England a twelvemonth, I mean Europe. I've been in England three months,
-and the rest abroad. Pamela picked me up in Paris, you'd just gone back
-home; Lady Scott introduced me to her. I was looking out for a job. I
-came over originally with the Vandervades, then Sadie Vandervade got
-married; I was her companion, and I lost the job. Of course I could have
-stayed on with old man Vandervade and his wife, but I wanted a job. I'm
-like a squirrel, put me in a cage with nothing to do, and I'd die. I
-must have a mill to turn, so I froze on to Pamela's offer. I write her
-letters, and do her accounts, and interview her tradespeople. I guess
-she's getting fat for want of work since I've been her companion. Yes, I
-like England, and I like this place; if the people could be scraped out
-of it clean, it would be considerably nicer. I went to church last
-Sunday to have a good long considerate look at them; they all arrived in
-carriages&mdash;every one here who has a shay of any description turns it out
-to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span> go to church in on Sunday. Well, I went to have a good long look at
-them, and such a collection of stuffed images and plug-uglies I never
-beheld. I'm vicious about them p'rhaps, for they treated Pamela so mean,
-holding off from her when she first came, and then rushing down her
-throat when they found she knew a duchess. They'd boil themselves for a
-duchess. Say&mdash;you know the Lamberts? Isn't Fanny sweet?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan started in his chair, but Miss Morgan did not notice, engrossed
-as she was with her own conversation.</p>
-
-<p>"We met them in Paris; and I don't know which is sweeter, Fanny or her
-father. She was to have come down here with him, but she didn't. My, but
-she is pretty. And don't the men run after her! there were three men in
-Paris raving about her; she'd only known them two days, and they were
-near proposing to her. Don't wonder at it, I'd propose to her myself, if
-I was a man. But she's a little flirt all the same, and I told her so."</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me," said Bevan, "but I scarcely think you are justified&mdash;that
-is&mdash;from what I have heard of Miss Lambert, I would scarcely suspect her
-of being a&mdash;flirt."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span></p><p>"Wouldn't you? Men never suspect a woman of being a flirt till they're
-flirted with and done for. Fanny's the worst description of flirt&mdash;oh,
-I've told her so to her face&mdash;for she doesn't mean it; she just leads
-men on with her sweetness, and doesn't see they're breaking their hearts
-for her. She's a regular trap bated with sugar. How did you escape, Mr
-Bevan? You're the only man, I guess, who ever did."</p>
-
-<p>"I haven't the pleasure&mdash;er&mdash;of Miss Lambert's acquaintance," said
-Charles, rather stiffly.</p>
-
-<p>"Well, you're safe, for you are engaged; only for that I'd say 'Don't
-have the pleasure of her acquaintance.' What I like about her is that
-she makes all the other women so furious; she sucks the men away from
-them like a whirlpool. It's a pity she's so rich, for it's simply gilt
-thrown away&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Is Miss&mdash;Miss Lambert rich?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, certainly; at least I conclude so."</p>
-
-<p>"Did she tell you so?"</p>
-
-<p>"No&mdash;but she gives one the impression; they have country houses like
-mushrooms all over the place, and she dresses simply just as she
-pleases; only really rich people can afford to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span> do that. She went to the
-opera in Paris with us in an old horror of a gown that made her look
-quite charming. No one notices what she has on; and if she went to
-heaven in a coffee-coat they'd let her in, for she'd still be Fanny
-Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"You saw a good deal of her in Paris?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, we went about a good deal."</p>
-
-<p>"Tell me," said Mr Bevan very gravely, "you said she was a flirt&mdash;did
-you really mean that?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, how interested you are! She is, but not a bad sort of flirt. She's
-one of those people all heart&mdash;she loves everything and everybody&mdash;up to
-a certain point."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you think she is in love with any man&mdash;beyond a certain point?"</p>
-
-<p>"Can't say," said Miss Morgan, shaking her head sagely; "but when she
-does, she'll go the whole hog. The man she'll love she'll love for ever
-and ever, and die on his grave, and that sort of thing, you know."</p>
-
-<p>"I believe you are right."</p>
-
-<p>"Why, how do you know? You've never met her."</p>
-
-<p>"I was referring to your description of her. Girls of her impulsive
-nature&mdash;er&mdash;generally<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> do&mdash;I mean they are generally warm-hearted and
-that sort of thing."</p>
-
-<p>"There's one man I think she has a fancy for," said Miss Morgan, staring
-into space with her wide-open blue eyes, "but he's poor as a rat&mdash;an
-awfully nice fellow, a painter; Mr Lambert fished him up somewhere in a
-caf&eacute;. He and Fanny and I and a friend of his went and had dinner at a
-little caf&eacute; near the Boul' Miche. Then we got lost&mdash;that is to say, I
-and Heidenheimer lost sight of Fanny and her friend; and Fanny told me
-afterwards she'd had no end of a good time finding her way home; so'd I.
-'Twas awfully improper, of course, but no one knew, and it was in
-Paris."</p>
-
-<p>"I may be old-fashioned, of course," said Mr Bevan stiffly, "but I think
-people can't be too careful, you know&mdash;um&mdash;how long was Miss Lambert
-lost with Mr&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Leavesley&mdash;that's his name. Oh! she didn't turn up at the hotel till
-after eight."</p>
-
-<p>"Did Mr Lambert know?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh yes, but he wasn't uneasy; he said she was like a bad penny, sure to
-turn up all right."</p>
-
-<p>"Good God!"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span></p><p>"What on earth!&mdash;why, there was no harm. Leavesley is the best of good
-fellows, he looked after her like a grandmother; he worships the very
-ground she walks on, and I'd pity the man who would as much as look
-twice at Fanny if he was with her."</p>
-
-<p>"Um&mdash;Mr Leavesley, as you call him&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't call him, he calls himself."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Mr Leavesley may be all right in his way, but I should not care
-to see a sister of mine worshipped by one of these sort of people.
-Organ-grinders and out-of-elbow artists may be delightful company amidst
-their own set, but I confess I am not accustomed to them&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"That's just your insular prejudice&mdash;seems to me I've heard that
-expression before, but it will do&mdash;Leavesley isn't an organ-grinder. I
-can't stand loafers myself, and if a man can't keep up with the
-procession, he'd better hang himself; but Leavesley isn't a loafer, and
-he'll be at the top of the procession yet, leading the elephant. Oh, he
-paints divinely!"</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Lambert, you say, is in love with him?"</p>
-
-<p>"I didn't&mdash;I fancy she had a weakness; but maybe it's only a fancy."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span></p><p>"Does he write to her?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't know&mdash;very likely; these artistic people can do things other
-people can't. We all went to see the Lamberts off at the Nord, and had
-champagne at the buffet; and poor old Fragonard&mdash;he was another
-worshipper, an artist you know&mdash;turned up with a huge big bouquet of
-violets for Fanny; we asked him where he'd got them, and he said he'd
-stolen them. They don't care a fig for poverty, artists; make a joke of
-it you know. Yes, I daresay he writes to Fanny. Heidenheimer writes to
-me every week&mdash;says he's dying in love with me, and sends poems,
-screechingly funny poems, all about nightingales and arrows and hearts.
-He's an artist too, and I'd marry him, I believe I would, only we're
-both as poor as Lazarus."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Leavesley is an artist you say?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but he's a genius, but genius doesn't pay&mdash;that's to say at
-first&mdash;afterwards&mdash;afterwards it's different. Trading rats for diamonds
-in famine time isn't in it with a genius when he gets on the make."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan gazed reflectively at the tips of his shoes. He quite
-recognised that these long-haired and out-at-elbowed anomalies<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> y'clept
-geniuses had the trick, at times, of making money. A dim sort of wrath
-against the whole species possessed him. To a clean, correct, and
-level-headed gentleman possessed of broad acres and a huge rent-roll, it
-is unpleasant to think that a slovenly, shiftless happy-go-lucky
-tatterdemallion may be a clean, correct and level-headed gentleman's,
-superior both in brains, fascination, and even in wealth. We can fancy
-the correct one subscribing sympathy, if not money, to a society for the
-extinction of genius, were not such a body entirely superfluous in the
-present condition of human affairs.</p>
-
-<p>"It may be," said Mr Bevan at last, "that those people are very pleasant
-and all that, and useful in the world and so on, but I confess I like to
-associate with people who cut their hair, and, not to put too fine a
-point on it, wash&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, Leavesley washes," said Miss Morgan, "he's as clean as a new pin.
-And as for cutting his hair, my!&mdash;that's what spoils him in my opinion;
-why, it's cut to the bone almost, like a convict's. All artists cut
-their hair now; it's only Polish piano-players and violinists wear their
-hair long."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span></p><p>"Whether they cut their hair 'to the bone' or wear it long is a matter
-of indifference," said Mr Bevan. "They're all a lot of bounders, and I'd
-be sorry to see a sister of mine married amongst them&mdash;very sorry."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Morgan said nothing, the warmth of Mr Bevan on the subject of
-Leavesley struck her as being somewhat strange; though she said nothing,
-like the parrot, she thought the more, and began to consider Mr Bevan
-more attentively and to "turn him over in her mind." Now the fortunate
-or unfortunate person whom Miss Morgan distinguished by turning them
-over in her mind, generally gave up their secrets in the process
-unconsciously, subconsciously, or sometimes even consciously. Those
-wide-open blue eyes that seemed always gazing into futurity and distance
-saw many happenings of the present invisible to most folk.</p>
-
-<p>Professor Wilson and Hamilton-Cox had wandered away through the garden
-discussing Oxford and modern thought. Miss Pursehouse, Lambert, and old
-Miss Jenkins were talking and laughing, and seemingly quite happy and
-content. Said Miss Morgan, looking round:</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span></p><p>"Every one's busy, like the children in the Sunday-school story, and
-we've no one to play with; shall we go for a walk in the village, and
-I'll show you the church and the pump and the other antiques?"</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly, I'll be delighted," said Charles, rising.</p>
-
-<p>"Then com'long," said Miss Morgan, "Pamela, I'm taking Mr Bevan to show
-him the village and the creatures that there abound. If we're not back
-by six, send a search-party."</p>
-
-<p>Rookhurst is, perhaps, one of the prettiest and most quaint of English
-villages, and the proudest. If communities receive attention from the
-Recording Angel, amidst Rookhurst's sins written in that tremendous book
-will be found this entry, "It calls itself a town."</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't the village sweet and sleepy?" said Miss Morgan, as she tripped
-along beside her companion; "it always reminds me of the dormouse in
-'Alice in Wonderland'&mdash;always asleep except at tea-time, when it wakes
-up&mdash;and talks gossip. That's the chemist's shop with the two little red
-bottles in the window, isn't it cunning? The old man chemist doesn't
-keep any poisons, for he's half blind and's<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> afraid of mixing the
-strychnine with the Epsom salts. His wife does the poisoning; she libels
-every one indifferently, and she gave out that Pamela was a lunatic and
-I was her keeper. She was the butcher's daughter, and she married the
-chemist man for his money ten years ago, hoping he'd die right off,
-which he didn't. He was seventy with paralysis agitans and a squint, and
-the squint's got worse every year, and the paralysis agitans has got
-better&mdash;serve her right. That's the butcher's with the one leg of mutton
-hanging up, and the little pot with a rose-tree in it. He drinks, and
-beats his wife, and hunts snakes down the road when he has the
-jumps&mdash;but he sells very good mutton, and he's civil. Here comes a
-queen, look!"</p>
-
-<p>A carriage drawn by a pair of chestnut horses approached and passed
-them, revealing a fat and bulbous-faced lady lolling on the cushions,
-and seen through a haze of dust.</p>
-
-<p>"A queen?" said Bevan; "she doesn't look like one."</p>
-
-<p>"No? She's the Queen of Snobs; looks as if she'd come out of a
-joke-book, doesn't she? and her name is&mdash;I forget. She lives<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span> in a big
-house a mile away. That's a 'pub.' There are seven 'pubs' in this
-village, and this is a model village&mdash;at least, they call it so; what an
-immodel village in England must be, I don't know. There's a tailor lives
-in that little house; he preaches in the tin chapel at the cross-roads.
-I heard him last Sunday."</p>
-
-<p>"You go to Chapel?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, I'm Church. I heard him as I was passing by&mdash;couldn't help it, he
-shouts so's you can hear him at 'The Roost' when the wind's blowing that
-way&mdash;You religious?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not very, I'm afraid."</p>
-
-<p>"Neither'm I. That's the doctor's; he's Church and his wife's Chapel.
-She has a sister in a lunatic asylum, and her aunt was sister of the
-hair-cutter's first wife, so people despise her and fling it in her
-teeth. We can raise some snobs in the States, but they're button
-mushrooms to the toadstools you raise in England. Pamela is awfully good
-to the doctor's wife just because the other people are nasty to her.
-Pamela is grit all through. The parson lives there&mdash;a long, thin man,
-looks as if he'd been mangled, and they'd forgot to hang him out to dry.
-How are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> you, Mrs Jones? and how are the rheumatics?" Miss Morgan had
-paused to address an old lady who stood at the door of a cottage leaning
-on a stick.</p>
-
-<p>"That's Mrs Jones; she has more enquiries after her health than any
-woman in England. Can you tell why?"</p>
-
-<p>"No."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, she has a sort of rheumatics that the least damp affects, and so
-she's the best barometer in this part of the country. She's eighty, and
-has been used to weather observation so long, she can tell what's
-coming&mdash;hail, or snow, or rain to a T. That old man leaning on the gate,
-he's Francis, the village lunatic, he's just ninety; fine days he crawls
-down to Ditchingham cross-roads to wait for the soldiers coming back
-from the Crimea. I call that pathetic, but they only laugh at it here.
-He must have waited for them when he was a boy and seen them marching
-along, and now he goes and waits for them&mdash;makes me feel s'if I could
-cry. Here's a shilling for you, Francis; Miss Pamela is knitting you
-some socks&mdash;good-day&mdash;poor old thing! Let's see now, those cottages are
-all work-people's, and there's nothing beyond,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span> only the road, and it's
-dusty, and I vote to go back. Why, there's that old scamp of a Francis
-making a bee-line for the 'Hand in Hand'; n'mind, I won't have to wear
-his head in the morning."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Morgan chatted all the way back uninterruptedly, disclosing a more
-than comprehensive knowledge of all the affairs of the village in which
-she had lived some ten days or less.</p>
-
-<p>At the gate of "The Roost" she stopped suddenly. "My, what a pity!"</p>
-
-<p>"What's the matter?"</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing; only I might have called and seen Mrs Harmer. She has such a
-pretty daughter, and I'd have liked you to have seen her, for she's the
-image of Fanny Lambert." She stared full at Mr Bevan as she said this,
-and there was a something in her tone and a something in her manner, and
-a something in her glance that made Charles Bevan lose control of his
-facial capillaries and blush.</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny's cooked him," thought the lady of the blue eyes as she retired
-to dress for dinner. "But what in the nation did he mean by saying he
-did not know her?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span></p><p>"What the deuce made her say that in such a way?" asked Mr Bevan of
-himself as he assumed the clothes laid out for him by the careful Strutt.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER III</span> <span class="smaller">A CURE FOR BLINDNESS</span></h2>
-
-<p>"The British thoroughbred is not played out by any means. Look at the
-success of imported blood all over the world. Look at Phantom, the
-grandsire of Voltaire, and Bay Middleton&mdash;&mdash;" Mr Bevan paused. He was
-addressing George Lambert, and suddenly found that he was addressing the
-entire dinner-table in one of those hiatuses of conversation in which
-every tongue is suddenly held.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Hamilton-Cox, continuing some desultory remarks on
-literature, in general, into which this eruption of stud book had
-broken; "but you see the old French ballads are for the most part by the
-greatest of all poets, Time. Beside those the greatest modern poems seem
-gaudy and Burlington Arcady,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> if I may use the expression. An old
-folk-song that has been handed from generation to generation, played on,
-so to speak, like an old fiddle by all sorts of hands, gains a sweetness
-and richness never imagined by the simple-minded person who wrote it or
-invented it.</p>
-
-<p>"You write poems?" asked Miss Morgan.</p>
-
-<p>"My dear lady," sighed Hamilton-Cox, "nobody writes poems nowadays, or
-if they do they keep the fact a secret. I have a younger brother who
-writes poetry&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Thought you said no one wrote it."</p>
-
-<p>"Younger brothers are nobodies. I say I have a younger brother, he
-writes most excellent verse&mdash;reams of it. Some years ago he would have
-been pursued by publishers. Well, only the other day he copied out some
-of his most cherished productions and approached a London publisher with
-them. He entered the office at five o'clock, and some few minutes later
-the people in Piccadilly were asking of each other, 'What's all that row
-in Vigo Street?' No, a publisher of to-day would as soon see a burglar
-in his office as a poet."</p>
-
-<p>"I never took much stock in poetry," said<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> the practical Miss Morgan.
-"I'm like Mr Bevan."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't stand the stuff," said Charles. "<i>The Boy Stood on the Burning
-Deck</i>, and all that sort of twaddle, makes me ill."</p>
-
-<p>Pamela looked slightly pained. Charles was enjoying his dinner; Burgundy
-and Moselle had induced a slight flush to suffuse his countenance. If
-you are engaged and a gourmand never let your <i>fianc&eacute;e</i> see you eat. A
-man mad drunk is to the sensitive mind a less revolting picture than a
-man "enjoying his food."</p>
-
-<p>"I heard a man once," said Miss Morgan, "he was squiffy&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Lulu!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, he was; and he was reciting <i>I Stood on the Bridge at Midnight</i>.
-He'd got everything mixed, and had got as far as</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"'I stood on the moon by bridgelight</div>
-<div>As the church was striking the tower&mdash;'</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>when every one laughed, and he sat down&mdash;on another man's hat. That's
-the sort of poetry I like, something to make you laugh. Gracious! what's
-the good of manufacturing misery and letting it loose in little poems
-to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> buzz round and torment people? isn't there enough misery ready made?
-Hood's <i>Song of the Shirt</i> always makes me cry."</p>
-
-<p>"Hood," said Professor Wilson, "was a man of another age, a true poet.
-He could not have written his <i>Song of the Shirt</i> to-day; the
-decadence&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Now, excuse me," said Hamilton-Cox, "we have fought that question of
-decadence out, you and I. Hood, I admit, could not have written his
-<i>Song of the Shirt</i> to-day, simply because shirts are manufactured
-wholesale by machinery, and he would have to begin it.
-'Whir&mdash;whir&mdash;whir,' which would not be poetry. Women slave at coats and
-waistcoats and other garments nowadays, and you could scarcely write a
-song of the waistcoat or a song of the pair of&mdash;you understand my point.
-Poetry is very false, the matchbox-maker is as deserving of the poet's
-attention as the shirt-maker, yet a poem beginning 'Paste, paste, paste'
-would be received with laughter, not with tears. You say we are
-decadents because we don't encourage poetry. I say we are not, we are
-simply more practical&mdash;poetry is to all intents and purposes dead&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span></p><p>"Is it?" said George Lambert. "Is <i>King Lear</i> dead? I was crying over
-him last night, but it wasn't at his funeral I was crying. Is old
-Suckling dead? I bought a first edition of him some time ago, and the
-fact wasn't mentioned or hinted at in the verses. Is Sophocles dead? Old
-Maloney at Trinity pounded him into my head, and he's there now alive as
-ever; and if I was blind to-morrow, I'd still have the skies over his
-plays to look at and the choruses to hear. Ah no, Mr Cox, poetry is not
-dead, but they don't write it just now. They don't write it, but it's in
-every one's heart waiting to be tapped, only there's no man with an
-augur sharp enough and true enough to do the tapping."</p>
-
-<p>Pamela looked pleased.</p>
-
-<p>"I did not know that you were fond of poetry," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"I love it," said Lambert, in a tone that reminded Charles Bevan of
-Fanny's tone when she declared her predilection for cats.</p>
-
-<p>"I declare it's delightful," said Professor Wilson, "to find a man of
-the world who knows all about horses, and is a good <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>billiard-player,
-and all that, confessing a love for poetry."</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps Mr Lambert is a poet himself," said Hamilton-Cox, with a
-suspicion of a sneer, "or has written poetry."</p>
-
-<p>"Poetry! yards of it," answered the accused with a mellow laugh, "when I
-was young and&mdash;wise. The first poem I ever wrote was all about the moon;
-I wrote it when I was eleven, and sent it to a housemaid. Oh, murder!
-but the things that we do when we are young."</p>
-
-<p>"Did she read it?"</p>
-
-<p>"She couldn't read; it was in the days before the Board schools and the
-higher education of women. She couldn't read, she was forty, and ugly as
-sin; and she boxed my ears and told my mother, and my mother told my
-father, and he leathered me. He said, 'I'll teach you to write poetry to
-housemaids.' But somehow," said Mr Lambert, admiring with one eye the
-ruby-tinted light in his glass of port, "somehow, with all his teaching,
-I never wrote a poem to a housemaid again."</p>
-
-<p>"That must have been a loss to literature."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span></p><p>"Yes, but it was a gain to housemaids; and as housemaids seem the main
-producers of novels and <i>poems</i> nowadays, begad," said Mr Lambert,
-"it's, after all, a gain to literature."</p>
-
-<p>"That's one for you, Cox," said Professor Wilson, and Hamilton-Cox
-laughed, as he could well afford to do, for his lucubrations brought him
-in a good fifteen hundred a year, and his reputation was growing.</p>
-
-<p>On the lawn, under the starlit night after dinner, Bevan had his
-<i>fianc&eacute;e</i> for a moment alone. They sat in creaky basket-work chairs a
-good yard apart from each other. The moon was rising over the hills and
-deep, dark woods of Sussex, the air was warm and perfumed: it was an
-ideal night for love-making.</p>
-
-<p>"When I left you I had some dinner at the Nord," said Mr Bevan, tipping
-the ash off his cigar. "The worst dinner I've ever had, I think. Upon my
-word, I think it was the worst dinner I ever had. When I got to Dover I
-was so tired I turned into the hotel, and came on next morning. What
-sort of crossing did you have?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span></p><p>"Oh, very fine," said Pamela, stifling a yawn, and glancing sideways at
-a group of her guests dimly seen in a corner of the garden, but happy,
-to judge from the laughter that came from them.</p>
-
-<p>"Are the Napiers back in England yet?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, they are still in Paris."</p>
-
-<p>"What on earth do they want staying there for so long? it must be empty
-now."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, it was emptying fast when we left, wasn't a soul left scarcely. Do
-you know, I have a great mind to run over to Ostend for a few weeks. The
-Napiers are going there; it's rather fun, I believe."</p>
-
-<p>"I wouldn't. What's the good of going to these foreign places? stay
-here."</p>
-
-<p>Pamela was silent, and the inspiriting dialogue ceased.</p>
-
-<p>A great beetle moving through the night across the garden filled the air
-with its boom. The group in the corner of the garden still were laughing
-and talking; amidst their voices could be distinguished that of
-Hamilton-Cox. Mr Cox had not a pleasant voice; it was too highly
-pitched, and it jarred on the ear of Mr Bevan and on his soul. His soul
-was in an irritable mood. When we speak of the soul<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span> we refer to an
-unknown quantity, and when we speak of its condition we refer sometimes,
-perhaps, to just a touch of liver, or sometimes to an extra glass of
-champagne.</p>
-
-<p>"I can't make out what induces you to surround yourself with those sort
-of people," said Mr Bevan, casting his cigar-end away and searching for
-his cigarette case.</p>
-
-<p>"What sort of people?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that writer man."</p>
-
-<p>"Hamilton-Cox?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;is that his name?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am not surrounding myself with Mr Cox; the thing is physically and
-physiologically impossible. Do talk sense, Charles."</p>
-
-<p>Charles retired into silence, and Miss Pursehouse yawned again,
-sub-audibly. After a few moments&mdash;"Where did you pick up the Lamberts?"</p>
-
-<p>"You mean Mr Lambert and his daughter?"</p>
-
-<p>"Has he a daughter?"</p>
-
-<p>"Has he a daughter? Why, Lulu Morgan, when I asked her what you and she
-had found to talk about, said Fanny Lambert&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"It is perfectly immaterial what Miss Morgan said; some of her sayings
-are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span> scarcely commendable. I believe she did say something about a Miss
-Lambert. When I said 'has he a daughter?' I spoke with a meaning."</p>
-
-<p>"I am glad to hear that."</p>
-
-<p>"What I meant was, that it would have been much better for him to have
-brought his daughter down here with him."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you mean to insinuate that she is&mdash;unable to take care of herself in
-town?"</p>
-
-<p>"I mean to insinuate nothing, but according to my old-fashioned
-ideas&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Go on, this is interesting," said Miss Pursehouse, who guessed what was
-coming.</p>
-
-<p>"According to my old-fashioned ideas it is scarcely the thing for a man,
-a married man, to pay a visit&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"You mean it's improper for me to have Mr Lambert staying here as a
-guest?" "Improper was not the word I used."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, nonsense! you meant it. Well, I think I am the best judge of my own
-propriety, and I see nothing improper in the transaction. My aunt is
-here, Lulu Morgan is here, you are here, Professor Wilson is here,
-there's a poet coming to-morrow&mdash;I suppose that's improper too. I do
-wish you would be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span> sensible; besides, Mr Lambert is not a married man,
-he is a widower."</p>
-
-<p>"Does he know that you are engaged?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sure, I don't know. I don't go about with a placard with 'I am engaged'
-written on it on my back. Why do you ask?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well&mdash;um&mdash;if a stranger had been here at tea to-day he would scarcely
-have thought that the engaged couple&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Go on, this is delightful; it's absolutely bank-holidayish&mdash;the engaged
-couple&mdash;go on."</p>
-
-<p>"Were you and I."</p>
-
-<p>"You mean you and <i>me</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"The behaviour of 'engaged couples' in decent society is, I believe,
-pretty much the same as our behaviour has been, and I hope will be. How
-would you have it? Would you like to walk about, I clinging to your arm,
-and you playing a mouth-organ? Ought we to exchange hats with each
-other? Shall I call you Choly and put ice down your neck at dinner?
-Ought we to hire a brake and go on a bean feast? I wish you would
-instruct me. I hate to appear <i>gauche</i>, and I hate not to do the correct
-thing."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p><p>"Vulgarity is always painful to me," said Mr Bevan, "but senseless
-vulgarity is doubly so."</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks, your compliments are charming."</p>
-
-<p>"I was not complimenting you, I simply&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I know, simply hinting that I was senseless and vulgar."</p>
-
-<p>"I never&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I know. Shall we change the subject&mdash;what's all this?"</p>
-
-<p>"Please come and help us," said Miss Morgan, coming up. "We've got the
-astronomical telescope, and we can't make head or tail of it."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Pursehouse rose and approached the group surrounding an
-astronomical telescope that stood on the lawn. It was trained on the
-moon, and Hamilton-Cox, with a hand over one eye and the other eye at
-the eyepiece, was making an observation.</p>
-
-<p>"Sometimes I can see stars, and sometimes nothing. I can't see the moon
-at all."</p>
-
-<p>"Shut the other eye," said Lambert.</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps," said Miss Pursehouse, "if you remove the cap from the
-telescope you will be able to see better. A very simple thing sometimes
-cures blindness."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IV</span> <span class="smaller">TIC-DOULOUREUX</span></h2>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan found no chance for a <i>t&ecirc;te-&agrave;-t&ecirc;te</i> with his <i>fianc&eacute;e</i> again
-that night, perhaps because he did not seek one; he was not in the
-humour for love-making. He felt&mdash;to use the good old nursery term that
-applies so often, so very often, to grown-ups&mdash;"fractious."</p>
-
-<p>He retired to his bedroom at half-past eleven, and was sitting with an
-unlit cigarette in his mouth, staring at the wood-fire brightly burning
-in his grate, when a knock came to the door and Lambert appeared.</p>
-
-<p>"I just dropped in to say good-night. Am I disturbing you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Not a bit; sit down and have a cigarette."</p>
-
-<p>Mr Lambert helped himself to a Marcovitch from a box on the table, drew
-up an easy-chair to the fire and sank into it with a sigh.</p>
-
-<p>"It seems funny," said he in a meditative tone, "that I should be
-sitting here smoking and yarning with you to-night, and only<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span> yesterday,
-so to speak, we were fighting like bull-dogs; but we're friends now, and
-you must come and see me when you're back in town. You live in the
-'Albany'? I had rooms there once, years ago&mdash;years ago. Lord! what a
-change has come over London since the days when Evans' was stuffed of a
-night with all manner of people&mdash;the rows and ructions I remember! The
-things that went on. One night in Evans' I remember an old gentleman
-coming in and ordering a chop, and no sooner had he put on his
-spectacles and settled down to it with a smile all over his face, than
-Bob O'Grady, of the 10th&mdash;Black O'Grady&mdash;who'd been watching him&mdash;he was
-drunk as a lord&mdash;rose up and said, ''Scuse me,' he said, and took the
-chop by the shank-bone and flung it on the stage. A man could take his
-whack in those days, and be none the worse for it; but men are
-different, somehow, now, and they go in for tea and muffins and nerves
-just as the women used to, when I was twenty; and the women, begad, are
-the best men now'days. Look at Miss Pursehouse! as charming as a woman
-and as clever as a man. Look at this house of hers! One would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span> think a
-man owned it, everything is so well done: brandies and sodas at your
-elbows, matches all over the place, and electric bells and a telephone.
-That's the sort of woman for me&mdash;not that I'm not fond of the
-old-fashioned sort of woman too. Fanny, my daughter&mdash;I must introduce
-you to her&mdash;is as old-fashioned as they make 'em. Screeches if she sees
-a rat, and knows nothing of woman's rights or the higher education of
-females, and is always ready to turn on the water-works, bless her
-heart! ready and willing to cry over anything you may put before her
-that's got the ghost of a cry in it. But, bless you! what's the good of
-talking about old-fashioned or modern women? From Hecuba down, they're
-all the same&mdash;born to deceive us and make our lives happy."</p>
-
-<p>"Can't see how a woman that deceives a man can make him happy."</p>
-
-<p>"My dear fellow, sure, what's happiness but illusion, and what's
-illusion but deception, and talking about deception, aren't men&mdash;the
-blackguards!&mdash;just as bad at deceiving as women?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan made no reply to this; he shifted uneasily in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>"You live at Highgate?" he said.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span></p><p>Lambert woke up from a reverie he had fallen into with a start.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, bad luck to it! I've got a house there I can't get rid of, and,
-talking of old-fashioned things, it's an old-fashioned house. There
-aren't any electric bells, and if there were you'd as likely as not ring
-up the ghost. For there's a ghost there, sure enough; she nearly
-frightened the gizzard out of my butler James."</p>
-
-<p>He leaned back luxuriously in his chair, blowing cigarette rings at the
-fire, whilst Charles Bevan mentally recalled the vision of "My butler
-James."</p>
-
-<p>He could not but admit that Lambert carried his poverty exceedingly
-well, and with a much better grace than that with which many men carry
-their wealth. The impression that Fanny Lambert had made upon him was
-not effaced in any way by the impression made upon him by her father.
-Lambert was not an impossible man. Wildly extravagant he might be, and
-reckless to the verge of lunacy, but he was a gentleman; and in saying
-the word "gentleman," my dear sir or madam I do not refer to birth.
-There lives many a hideous bounder who yet can fling his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span>
-great-great-great-grandfather at your head, and many a noble-minded
-gentleman, the present or past existence of whose father is demonstrable
-only by the logic of physiology.</p>
-
-<p>Lambert went off to his room at twelve, and Mr Bevan passed a broken
-night. He dreamt of lawyers and sunflowers. He dreamt that he saw old
-Francis, the village lunatic, waiting at the cross-roads; and when he
-asked him what he was waiting for, Francis replied that he was waiting
-to see his (Mr Bevan's) marriage procession go by: a dream which was
-scarcely a hopeful omen, considering the object of the old man's daily
-vigil as revealed by Lulu Morgan.</p>
-
-<p>He came down to breakfast late. His hostess did not appear, and Miss
-Morgan announced that her friend was suffering from tic-douloureux.</p>
-
-<p>"'S far as I can make out, it's like having the grippe in one eye. I've
-physicked her with Bile Beans and Perry Davis, and I've sent for some
-Antikamnia. If she's not better by luncheon I'll send for the doctor."</p>
-
-<p>She was not down by luncheon. After that meal, Charles, strolling across
-the hall to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span> billiard-room, felt something pluck at his sleeve. It
-was Miss Morgan.</p>
-
-<p>"I want to speak to you alone for a minute," said she. "Come into the
-garden; there's no one there."</p>
-
-<p>He followed her, much wondering, and they passed down a shady path till
-they lost sight of the house.</p>
-
-<p>"Pamela's worried," said Lulu, "and I want to talk to you about her&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, what can be&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"We've been sitting up all night, she and I, and we've been discussing
-things, you 'specially."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Now, don't you be mad, for Pamela's very fond of you, and I like you,
-for you're a right good sort; but, see here, Pamela thinks she's made a
-mistake."</p>
-
-<p>A queer new feeling entered Mr Bevan's mind, peeped round and passed
-through it, so to speak&mdash;a feeling of relief&mdash;or more strictly speaking,
-release.</p>
-
-<p>"Indeed?"</p>
-
-<p>"She thinks you have both made a mistake, and&mdash;you know&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span></p><p>"The fact is, she doesn't want to marry me; why not say it at once? or,
-rather, why doesn't she say so to me frankly, instead of deputing
-another person to do so?"</p>
-
-<p>"There's a letter," said Miss Morgan, producing one from her pocket.
-"She wrote it and told me to give it to you; it's eight pages long, and
-all sorts of things in it&mdash;she's very fond of you&mdash;keep it and read it.
-But I tell you one line that's in it, she says she will always feel as a
-sister to you, or be a sister to you, or words to that effect&mdash;that's
-fatal&mdash;once a girl says that she's said the last word."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't think she ever cared for me, really," said Mr Bevan&mdash;"let us
-sit down on this seat&mdash;no, I don't think she really ever cared for me."</p>
-
-<p>"What <i>made</i> you two get engaged"</p>
-
-<p>"Why should we not?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because you're too much alike; you are both rich, and both steady and
-well-balanced, you know, and that sort of thing. Likes ought never to
-get married. Dear&mdash;dear&mdash;dear&mdash;what a pity&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"I was only thinking of all the love-making there's wasted in the world.
-Now I know so<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span> many girls who would suit you to a T. I'll tell you of
-one, if you like&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, I&mdash;um&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I was thinking of Fanny Lambert," said Miss Morgan in a dreamy voice.
-"The girl I told you of yesterday&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Now, Mr Bevan was the last man in the world&mdash;as I daresay you
-perceive&mdash;to discuss his feelings with any one. But Miss Morgan had a
-patent method of her own for extracting confidences, of making people
-talk out, as she would have expressed it herself.</p>
-
-<p>"I said to you yesterday that I had never met Miss Lambert: I had
-reasons connected with some law business for saying so&mdash;as a matter of
-fact, I have met her&mdash;once."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that's quite enough. If you've met Fanny Lambert once, you have met
-her for ever. Does she like you?&mdash;I don't ask you do you like her, for,
-of course, you do."</p>
-
-<p>"I think&mdash;she does."</p>
-
-<p>"You mustn't think&mdash;women hate men that think, they like them to be
-sure. If a man was only bold enough he could marry any woman on earth."</p>
-
-<p>"Is that your opinion?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span></p><p>"'Tis, and my opinion is worth having. What a woman wants most is some
-one to make up her mind for her. Go and make Fanny's mind up for her;
-you and she are just suited."</p>
-
-<p>"In what way?"</p>
-
-<p>"To begin with, you're rich and she's poor."</p>
-
-<p>"You said yesterday that she was rich."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but Pamela told me last night the Lamberts are simply stone-broke.
-Mr Lambert told her all his affairs, his estates are all encumbered. She
-says he's just like a child, and wants protecting; so he is, and so's
-Fanny; they're both a pair of children, and you are just the man to keep
-Fanny straight, and make her life happy and buy her beautiful clothes
-and diamonds. Why, she'll be the rage of London, Fanny will, if she's
-only properly staged&mdash;and she's a dear and a good woman, and would make
-any man happy. My!"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan had taken Miss Morgan's hand in his and squeezed it.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you for saying all that," said he. "Few women praise another
-woman. I shall leave here by this evening's train, of course; I<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span> cannot
-stay here any longer. I will think over what course I will pursue."</p>
-
-<p>"For heaven's sake, don't think, or you'll find her snapped up; I have a
-prevision that you will. Go and say to Fanny 'marry me.' I <i>do</i> want to
-see her settled, she's not like me, that can rough it, and she's just
-the girl to fling herself away on some rubbish."</p>
-
-<p>"I will see," said Mr Bevan. "I frankly confess that Miss Lambert&mdash;of
-course, this is between you and me&mdash;that Miss Lambert has made me think
-a good deal about her, but these things are not done in a moment."</p>
-
-<p>"Aren't they? I tell you love-making is just like making pancakes, if
-you don't do them quick they're done for. You just remember this, that
-many a man has proposed to a girl the first time he's met her and been
-accepted. Women like it, it's so different from the other thing&mdash;and,
-look here, kiss her first and ask her afterwards. Have two or three
-glasses of champagne&mdash;you've just got the steady brain that can stand
-it&mdash;and it will liven you up. I'm an old stager."</p>
-
-<p>"I will write to Miss Pursehouse from London to-morrow."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span></p><p>"Dear me! I don't believe you've been listening to a word I've been
-saying. Well, go your own gate, as the old woman said to the cow that
-<i>would</i> burst through the hedge and tumbled into the chalk-pit and broke
-its leg. What you going to do with that letter?"</p>
-
-<p>"I will read it in the train."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER V</span> <span class="smaller">THE AMBASSADOR</span></h2>
-
-<p>It never rains but it pours. It was pouring just now with Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>The morning after the excursion to Epping Forest he had written a long
-letter to Fanny: a business-like letter, explanatory of his prospects in
-life.</p>
-
-<p>He had exhibited in this year's Academy; he had exhibited in the New
-gallery&mdash;more, he had sold the Academy picture for forty pounds. He had
-a hundred a year of his own, which, as he sagaciously pointed out, was
-"something." If Fanny would only wait a year, give him something to hope
-for, something to live for, something to work for. Three<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span> pages of
-business-like statements ending with a fourth page of raving
-declarations of love. The letter of a lunatic, as all love-letters more
-or less are.</p>
-
-<p>He had posted this and waited for a reply, but none had come. He little
-knew that his letter and a bill for potatoes were behind a plate on the
-kitchen dresser at "The Laurels," stuffed there by Susannah in a fit of
-abstraction, also the outcome of the troubles of love.</p>
-
-<p>On top of this all sorts of minor worries fell upon him. Mark Moses and
-Sonenshine, stimulated by the two pounds ten paid on account, were
-bombarding him with requests for more. A colour-man was also active and
-troublesome, and a bootmaker lived on the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>Belinda, vice-president of the institution during Mrs Tugwell's sojourn
-at Margate, was "cutting up shines," cooking disgracefully, not cleaning
-boots, giving "lip" when remonstrated with, and otherwise revelling in
-her little brief authority. A man who had all but commissioned a
-portrait of a bull-dog sent word to say that the sittings couldn't take
-place as the dog was dead.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span></p><p>Then a cat had slipped into his bedroom and kittened on his best suit
-of clothes; and Fernandez, the picture dealer to whom he had taken the
-John the Baptist on the top of a four-wheeler, had offered him five
-pounds ten for it; and, worst of all, driven by necessity, he had not
-haggled, but had taken the five pounds ten, thus for ever ruining
-himself with Fernandez, who had been quite prepared to pay fifteen.</p>
-
-<p>The Captain, who had suddenly come in for a windfall of eighty pounds,
-was going on like a millionaire&mdash;haunting the studio half-tipsy, profuse
-with offers of assistance and drinks, and, to cap all, the weather was
-torrid. The only consolation was Verneede, who would listen for hours to
-the praises of Miss Lambert, nodding his head like a Chinese mandarin
-and smoking Leavesley's cigarettes.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know what to do," said the unhappy young man, during one of
-these conferences, "I don't know what to do. It's so unlike her."</p>
-
-<p>"Write again."</p>
-
-<p>"Not I&mdash;at least, how can I? If she won't answer <i>that</i> letter there's
-no use in writing any more."</p>
-
-<p>"Call."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span></p><p>"I'm not going to creep round like a dog that has been beaten."</p>
-
-<p>"True."</p>
-
-<p>"She may be ill, for all I know. How do I know that she is not ill?"</p>
-
-<p>"Illness, my dear Leavesley, is one of those things&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I know&mdash;but the question is, how am I to find out?"</p>
-
-<p>"Could you not apply to their family physician? I should go to him,
-frankly&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"But I don't know who their doctor is&mdash;do talk sense. See here! could
-<i>you</i> call and ask&mdash;ask did she get home all right, and that sort of
-thing?"</p>
-
-<p>"Most certainly, with pleasure, if it would relieve your feelings.
-Anything&mdash;anything I can do, my dear Leavesley, in an emergency like
-this you can count on me to do."</p>
-
-<p>"You needn't mention my name."</p>
-
-<p>"I shall carefully abstain."</p>
-
-<p>"Unless she asks, you know."</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly, unless she asks."</p>
-
-<p>"Armbruster came in this morning, he's going to America. He's got on to
-a big firm for book illustrating; he wanted me to go with<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span> him and try
-my luck&mdash;offered to pay the expenses. You might hint, perhaps, if the
-subject turns up, that you think I am going to America."</p>
-
-<p>"Certainly."</p>
-
-<p>"When can you go?"</p>
-
-<p>"Any time."</p>
-
-<p>"You might go now, for I'm awfully anxious to hear if she is all right.
-What's the time? Two&mdash;yes&mdash;if you go now you will get there about four."</p>
-
-<p>"Highgate?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes&mdash;'The Laurels,' John's Road. Have you any money?"</p>
-
-<p>"Unfortunately I am rather unprovided with the necessary&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Wait."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley went to a little jug on the mantel and turned the contents of
-it into his hand.</p>
-
-<p>"Here's five shillings; will that be enough?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ample."</p>
-
-<p>"Now go, like a good fellow, and do come back here straight."</p>
-
-<p>"As an arrow."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't say anything about my letter."</p>
-
-<p>"Not a word, not a word."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span></p><p>Mr Verneede departed, and the painter went on with his painting,
-feeling very much as Noah must have felt when the dove flew out of the
-Ark.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Verneede first made straight for his lodgings. He inhabited a
-top-floor back in Maple Street, a little street leading out of the
-King's Road.</p>
-
-<p>Here he blacked his boots, put bear's grease on his hair, and assumed a
-frock-coat a shade more respectable than the one he usually wore. Then,
-with his coat tightly buttoned, his best hat on his head, and his
-umbrella under his arm, he made off on his errand revolving in his
-wonderful mind the forthcoming interview. To assist thought, he turned
-into the four-ale bar of the "Spotted Dog." Here stood a woman with a
-baby in her arms, a regular customer, who was explaining domestic
-troubles to the sympathetic barmaid. Seeing Verneede seated with his ale
-before him, she included him in her audience. Half an hour later the old
-gentleman, having given much advice on the rearing of babies and
-management of husbands, emerged from the "Spotted Dog" slightly flushed
-and entirely happy.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span></p><p>It seemed so much pleasanter and cooler to enter a public house than an
-omnibus, that the "King's Arms," where the omnibuses stood, swallowed
-him easily. Here an anarchistical house-painter, who was destructing the
-British Empire, included him in his remarks; and it was, somehow, nearly
-five o'clock before he left the "King's Arms" more flushed and most
-entirely happy, and took an omnibus for Hammersmith.</p>
-
-<p>At nine o'clock he was wandering about Hammersmith asking people to
-direct him to "The Hollies" in James' Road; at eleven he was criticising
-the London County Council in a bar-room somewhere in Shepherd's Bush,
-but it might have been in Paris or Berlin, Vienna or Madrid, for all
-<i>he</i> knew or cared.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VI</span> <span class="smaller">A SURPRISE VISIT</span></h2>
-
-<p>Verneede having departed on his mission, Leavesley resumed his work with
-a feeling of relief.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span></p><p>He had done something. There is nothing that strains the mind so much
-as sitting waiting with hands folded, so to speak, doing nothing.</p>
-
-<p>When Noah closed the trap-door of the Ark having let forth the dove, he
-no doubt followed its flight with his mind's eye&mdash;here flitting over
-wastes of water, here perched on the island he desired.</p>
-
-<p>Even so Leavesley, as he worked, followed the flight of Verneede towards
-the object of his desires.</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley was one of those unhappy people who meet their pleasures and
-their troubles half-way. He was an imaginative man, moving in a most
-unimaginative world, and as a result he was always knocking his nose
-against the concrete. Needless to say, his forecasts were nearly always
-wrong. If he opened a letter thinking it contained a bill, it, ten to
-one, enclosed a theatre ticket or a cheque, and if he expected a cheque,
-fifty to one he received a bill.</p>
-
-<p>This temperament, however, sometimes has its advantages, for he was
-sitting now quite contentedly painting and getting on with his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span> picture,
-whilst Mr Verneede was sitting quite contentedly in the bar of the
-"Spotted Dog."</p>
-
-<p>He was also smoking furiously with all the windows shut. To the artistic
-temperament at times comes moods, when it shuts all the windows,
-excluding noise and air, lights the foulest old pipe it can find, and,
-to use a good old public school term, "fugs."</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly he stopped work, half-sprang to his feet, palette in one hand,
-pipe in the other. A footstep was on the landing, a girl's footstep&mdash;it
-was <i>her</i>!</p>
-
-<p>The door opened, and his aunt stood before him.</p>
-
-<p>Since the other night when Fanny had dined with them, Miss Hancock had
-been much exercised in her mind.</p>
-
-<p>How on earth had Leavesley known of the affair? Had he referred to Fanny
-when he made that mysterious remark about his uncle and a girl, or was
-there <i>another</i> girl? She had an axiom that when a man once begins to
-make a fool of himself he doesn't know where to stop; she had also a
-strong dash of her nephew's imaginative temperament.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span> Fanny had troubled
-her at first; seraglios were now rising in her mental landscape. She had
-an intuition that her brother had broken the ice as regards the other
-sex, and a dreadful fear that now he had broken the ice he was going to
-bathe.</p>
-
-<p>"Whew!" said Miss Hancock, waving her parasol before her to dispel the
-clouds of smoke.</p>
-
-<p>"Aunt!"</p>
-
-<p>"For goodness sake, open the window. Open something&mdash;achu!&mdash;do you
-<i>live</i> in this atmosphere?"</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley opened wide the windows, tapped the ashes of his pipe out on a
-sill, and turned to his aunt, who had taken her seat in an uncomfortable
-manner on a most comfortable armchair.</p>
-
-<p>"This is an unexpected pleasure!"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock made no reply. It was the first time she had been in the
-studio, the first time she had been in any studio.</p>
-
-<p>She noticed the dust and the litter. The place was, in fact,
-extraordinarily untidy, for Belinda, engaged just now in the fascination
-of a policeman, had scarcely time even for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span> such ordinary household
-duties as making beds without turning the mattresses, and flinging eggs
-into frying pans full of hot grease.</p>
-
-<p>As fate would have it, or curiosity rather, Belinda at this moment
-entered the studio, attired in a sprigged cotton gown four inches
-shorter in front than behind as if to display to their full a pair of
-wonderful feet shod in list slippers. Her front hair was bound in
-Hindes' hair-binders tight down to her head, displaying a protruberant
-forehead that seemed to have been polished. It was the only thing
-polished about Belinda, and she made a not altogether pleasing picture
-as she slunk into the studio to "look for something," but in reality to
-take stock of the visitor.</p>
-
-<p>It would have been much happier for her if she had stayed away.</p>
-
-<p>She was slinking out again when Miss Hancock, who had been following her
-every movement, said:</p>
-
-<p>"Stop, please!"</p>
-
-<p>Belinda, with her hand on the door handle, faced round.</p>
-
-<p>"Are you the servant here?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span></p><p>"Yus"&mdash;sulkily.</p>
-
-<p>"And I suppose you are paid to keep this room in order. Where's your
-mistress?"</p>
-
-<p>"She's in Margate," cut in Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"Stop twiddling that door handle," said Miss Hancock, entirely ignoring
-Leavesley, "and attend to what I'm saying. If you are paid to keep this
-room in order you are defrauding your mistress, and girls who defraud
-their mistresses end in something worse. Go, get a duster."</p>
-
-<p>The feelings of Cruiser, when he first came under the hands of Mr Rarey,
-may have been comparable to the feelings of Belinda before this
-servant-tamer.</p>
-
-<p>She recognised a mistress, but she did not give in at once. She stood
-looking sulkily from Leavesley to his aunt, and from his aunt to
-Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock had no legal power over her, it was all moral.</p>
-
-<p>"Go, get a duster and a broom," cried Miss Hancock, stamping her foot.</p>
-
-<p>One second more the animal stood in mute rebellion, then it went off and
-got the duster and the broom.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span></p><p>"Take up that strip of carpet," commanded Mr Leavesley's aunt, when the
-duster and the broom returned in the hands of the animal. "Whew! Throw
-it outside the door and beat it in the back garden, if you have such a
-thing&mdash;burn it if you haven't. Give me the duster. Now sweep the floor,
-whilst I do these shelves; Frank, put those books in a heap. Whew! does
-no one ever clean this place? Ha! what are you doing sweeping under the
-couch? Pull out that couch. Mercy!!!"</p>
-
-<p>Under the couch there was a heap of miscellaneous things&mdash;empty
-cigarette tins, an empty beer bottle, an empty whisky bottle, half a
-pack of cards, a dress tie, a glove, "The Three Musketeers," and an old
-waistcoat&mdash;<i>and</i> dust, mounds of dust.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock looked at this. Like the coster who looked back along the
-City road to see the way strewn with cabbages, lettuces, and onions
-which had leaked from his faulty barrow, language was quite inadequate
-to express her feelings.</p>
-
-<p>"Go, get a dust-pan," she said at last, "and a basket. Be quick about
-it. Mercy!!!"</p>
-
-<p>By the time the place was in order, Belinda,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span> to Leavesley's
-astonishment, had become transformed from a sulky-looking slattern to a
-semi-respectable-looking servant girl.</p>
-
-<p>"That will do," said Miss Hancock in a magisterial voice, when the last
-consignment of rubbish had been removed. "Now, you can go."</p>
-
-<p>As the boar sharpens its tusks against a tree preparatory to using them
-to carve human flesh, so had Miss Hancock sharpened the tusks of her
-temper upon Belinda.</p>
-
-<p>"No thanks, I don't want any tea," she said, replying to Leavesley's
-invitation. "I've come to ask you for an explanation."</p>
-
-<p>"What of?"</p>
-
-<p>"What you said the other day."</p>
-
-<p>"What did I say the other day?"</p>
-
-<p>"About your uncle."</p>
-
-<p>"About my uncle?" he replied, wrinkling his forehead. He couldn't for
-the life of him think what she was driving at; he had quite forgotten
-his Parthian remark about the "girl," the thing had no root in his
-mind&mdash;a bubble made of words that had risen to the surface of his mind,
-burst, and been forgotten.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock had her own way of dealing<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span> with hypocrites. "Well, we will
-say no more about your uncle. How about Miss Lambert?"</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley made a little spring from his chair, as if some one had stuck
-a pin into him, and changed colour violently.</p>
-
-<p>"How&mdash;what do you know about Miss Lambert?&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I know all about it," said Miss Hancock grimly. She was so very clever
-that she had got hold of the wrong end of the stick entirely, as very
-clever people sometimes do. If she had come to him frankly she would
-have found out that he was Fanny's lover, and not James Hancock's
-confidant and go-between, as she now felt sure he was.</p>
-
-<p>Unhappy Leavesley! his love affair with Fanny seemed destined to be
-mulled by every one who had a hand in it.</p>
-
-<p>"If you know all about it," he said sulkily, "that ends the matter."</p>
-
-<p>"Unfortunately it doesn't."</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's dreadful," said Miss Hancock, apparently addressing a tobacco jar
-that stood on the table, "it's dreadful to watch a man consciously and
-deliberately making a fool<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span> of himself&mdash;to sit by and watch it, and not
-be able to move a hand."</p>
-
-<p>Of course he thought she referred to himself, but he was so accustomed
-to hear his aunt calling people fools that her remarks did not ruffle
-him.</p>
-
-<p>"But what I can't understand is this," he said. "Who <i>told</i> you about
-Fanny&mdash;I mean Miss Lambert?"</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny!" said the lady with a sniff. "You call her Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course."</p>
-
-<p>"Of <i>course</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"Why not?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why <i>not</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"The world has altered since I was a girl, that's all." Then with deep
-sarcasm&mdash;"Does your uncle know that you call her Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course not; I've never told him."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock stared at him stonily, then she spoke. "Are <i>you</i> in love
-with her too?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>"What do you mean by 'too'?"</p>
-
-<p>"Frank Leavesley, don't shuffle and prevaricate. Are you in love with
-her?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span></p><p>"Of course I am; every one who meets her must love her. I believe old
-Verneede is in love with her. Love with her! I'd lay my life down for
-her, but it's hopeless&mdash;hopeless&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I trust so indeed," replied Miss Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>For a minute he thought his aunt must be a little bit mad: this was more
-than her ordinary contrariness; then he went back to his original
-question.</p>
-
-<p>"I want to know who told you about this."</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater, for one," replied Miss Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Bridgewater."</p>
-
-<p>"But he knows nothing about it," cried Leavesley. "He couldn't have told
-you."</p>
-
-<p>"He told me everything&mdash;Miss Lambert's visit to the Zoological Gardens,
-her&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"You may as well be exact whilst you are about it; it wasn't the
-Zoological Gardens, it was Epping Forest."</p>
-
-<p>"Frank Leavesley, a lie is bad enough, but a silly lie is much worse.
-Miss Lambert herself told me it was the Zoological Gardens; perhaps she
-has been to Epping Forest as<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span> well; perhaps next it will be a visit to
-Paris. <i>I</i> wash my hands of the affair."</p>
-
-<p>"You have seen Miss Lambert?"</p>
-
-<p>"No matter what I have seen. I have seen enough to make me open my
-eyes&mdash;and shut them again."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley was now fuming about the studio. What on earth had possessed
-Bridgewater? How on earth had he found out about the affair, and how had
-he come to twist Epping Forest into the Zoological Gardens?</p>
-
-<p>"&mdash;&mdash;<i>and</i> shut them again," resumed Miss Hancock. "However, it is none
-of my business, but if there is such a thing as honour you ought, in my
-humble opinion, to go to your uncle and tell him the state of your
-feelings towards Miss Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll go," said Leavesley&mdash;"go to the office to-day; and if uncle
-chooses to keep that antiquated liar of a Bridgewater in his service any
-longer after what I tell him, it will be his own look-out."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock had not reckoned on this, she looked uncomfortable.</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater is an honourable man, who has acted for the best."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span></p><p>"I know," said Leavesley. "Now, I must go out; I have some business.
-Are you sure you won't have some tea?"</p>
-
-<p>"No tea, thank you," replied Miss Hancock, rising to depart.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VII</span> <span class="smaller">THE UNEXPLAINED</span></h2>
-
-<p>It was just as well she refused the tea, for there was no one to make
-it. She had hypnotised Belinda, and Belinda coming out of the hypnotic
-state was having hysterical convulsions in the kitchen, assisted by the
-charwoman.</p>
-
-<p>"Belinda," cried Leavesley down the kitchen stairs, he had rung his bell
-vainly, "are you there?"</p>
-
-<p>"She's hill, sir," replied a hoarse voice, "I'm a-lookin' arter her."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, well, if a Mr Verneede calls, will you ask him to wait for me? I'll
-be back soon."</p>
-
-<p>"Yessir."</p>
-
-<p>He left the house and proceeded as fast<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span> as omnibuses could take him to
-Southampton Row.</p>
-
-<p>Bridgewater was out, but Mr Wolf, the second in command, ushered him
-into Hancock's room.</p>
-
-<p>"Well," said Hancock, who was writing a letter&mdash;"Oh, it's you. Sit down,
-sit down for a minute."</p>
-
-<p>He went on with his letter, and Leavesley took his seat and sat in a
-simmering state listening to the squeaking of the quill pen, and framing
-in his mind indictments against Bridgewater.</p>
-
-<p>If he had been in a state of mind to absorb details he might have
-noticed that his uncle was looking younger and brighter. But the
-youthfulness or brightness of Mr Hancock were indifferent to him
-absorbed as he was with his own thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>"Well," said Hancock, finishing his letter with a flourish and leaning
-back in his chair.</p>
-
-<p>"Aunt came to see me to-day," said Leavesley, "and I came on here at
-once. It's most disgraceful."</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater. You've got a man in your<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span> office who is not to be trusted,
-a mischief-making old&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Dear me, what's all this? A man in the office not to be trusted? To
-whom do you refer?"</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater."</p>
-
-<p>"Bridgewater?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"What has he been doing?"</p>
-
-<p>"Doing! He has been sneaking round to my aunt telling tales about a
-lady; that's what he has been doing."</p>
-
-<p>"What lady?"</p>
-
-<p>"A Miss Lambert. He told her she had been to the Zoological Gardens
-with&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Hancock raised his hand. "Don't go on," he said, "I know it all."</p>
-
-<p>"You know it all?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and I have given Bridgewater a right good dressing down&mdash;meddling
-old stupid!"</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley was greatly taken back at this.</p>
-
-<p>"It's not his fault," continued Hancock. "It's your aunt's fault; she
-put him on to spy. However, it's rather a delicate subject, and we won't
-pursue it, but"&mdash;suddenly and in a friendly tone&mdash;"I take it very kindly
-of you to come round and tell me this."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span></p><p>"I thought I'd better come," said the young man; "besides, the thing
-put me in such a wax. Of course, if he was egged on by aunt, it's not so
-much his fault."</p>
-
-<p>"I take it very kindly of you, and we'll say no more about it." He
-lapsed into meditation, and Leavesley sat filled with a vague feeling of
-surprise.</p>
-
-<p>Every one seemed a little out of the ordinary to-day. Why on earth did
-his uncle take this news so very kindly?</p>
-
-<p>"I've been thinking," said Hancock suddenly&mdash;then abruptly: "How are you
-financially, now?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, pretty bad. I had to sell a picture of John the Baptist for five
-pounds the other day; it was worth twenty."</p>
-
-<p>"When your mother married your father," said Hancock, leaning back in
-his chair, "she flew in the face of her family. He was penniless and a
-painter."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't want to hear anything against my father," said Leavesley
-tartly. "Yes, he was penniless and a painter, and she married him, and
-I'm glad she did. She loved him, that was quite enough."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span></p><p>"If you will excuse me," said Hancock, "I was going to say nothing
-against your father. I think a love-match&mdash;er&mdash;um&mdash;well, no matter. I am
-only stating the facts. She flew in the face of her family, and as a
-result the money that might have been hers, went to your aunt."</p>
-
-<p>"And a nice use she makes of it."</p>
-
-<p>"The hundred a year left you by your parents," resumed the lawyer,
-ignoring this reply, "is, I admit, a pittance. I offered you, however,
-as the head of the family, and feeling that your mother had not received
-exactly justice, I offered you the choice of a profession. I offered to
-take you into this office. You refused, preferring to be a painter. Now,
-I am not stingy, but I have seen much of the world, and in my
-experience, the less money a young man has in starting in life, the more
-likely is he to arrive at the top of the tree. You have, however, now
-started; I have been making enquiries, and you seem to be working, and I
-am pleased with you for two things. Firstly, when you came to me the
-other day for money for a&mdash;foolish purpose you didn't lie over the
-matter and say you<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span> wanted the money for your landlady, as nine out of
-ten young men would have done. Secondly, for coming to me to-day and
-apprising me of the unpleasant intelligence, to which we will not again
-refer. I appreciate loyalty."</p>
-
-<p>He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his note-case.</p>
-
-<p>"What's your present liabilities?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I owe about ten pounds."</p>
-
-<p>"Sure that's all?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course, I'd tell you if it was more; it's somewhere about that."</p>
-
-<p>Hancock took a five-pound note and a ten-pound note out of the
-note-case, looked at them both, and then put the ten-pound note back.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm going to lend you five pounds," he said. "It will serve for present
-expenses, and I expect you to pay me it back before the end of the
-week." He held out the note.</p>
-
-<p>"You had better keep it," said his nephew, "for there's not the remotest
-chance of my paying you before the end of the week."</p>
-
-<p>"Take the note," said Hancock testily, "and don't keep me holding it out
-all day;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span> you don't know what may happen in the course of a week. Take
-the note."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'll take it if you <i>will</i> have it so; and I'll pay you back some
-time if I don't this week."</p>
-
-<p>"Now good day," said Hancock. "I'm busy."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER VIII</span> <span class="smaller">RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR</span></h2>
-
-<p>He left the office feeling depressed. Spent anger generally leaves
-depression behind it.</p>
-
-<p>Hancock's admission that his mother had been treated harshly by her
-family, though a well-known fact to him, did not decrease his gloom. He
-considered the thousands that ought to have fallen to her share, that
-had fallen to the share of Patience instead. For a second a wild hatred
-of the Hancocks and all their ways filled his breast, and he felt an
-inclination to take the five-pound note from his pocket, roll it into a
-ball, and fling it into the gutter. Not being a lunatic, he didn't.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span> He
-went and dined instead, though it was only a little after five, and
-having dined he went back to the studio.</p>
-
-<p>Verneede had not yet returned. At ten o'clock Verneede had not yet
-returned. Midnight struck.</p>
-
-<p>"Can he be staying there the night?" thought Leavesley, who had gone to
-bed with a novel and a pipe and an ear, so to say, on every footstep
-ascending the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>People often stayed the night at the Lamberts' drinking punch and
-playing cards; he had done so himself once.</p>
-
-<p>He woke at seven and dressed, and at eight he was standing before the
-house of Verneede in Maple Street.</p>
-
-<p>"Hin!" said the landlady, "I should think he was hin; and thankful he
-ought to be he's not hin the police station."</p>
-
-<p>"Good gracious, what has happened?"</p>
-
-<p>"Woke us up at two in the mornin' hangin' like a coal sack over the
-railin's; might a-tumbled into the airy and broke his neck. Disgraceful,
-I call it!"</p>
-
-<p>"May I go up and see him?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yus, you can go up&mdash;he's in the top floor<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span> back&mdash;trouble enough we had
-to get him there."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley went up to the top floor back. The unfortunate Verneede was in
-bed, trying to remember things. He had brought his umbrella home safely,
-but in the pockets of his clothes, after diligent search in the grey
-dawn, he had been able to discover only one halfpenny. To make up for
-this deficiency, his head was swelled up till it felt like a pumpkin.</p>
-
-<p>"Good gracious, Verneede," cried Leavesley, staring at him, "what on
-earth has happened to you?</p>
-
-<p>"A fit, I think," said Verneede.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you go to Highgate?"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course&mdash;of course; pray, my dear Leavesley, hand me the washing
-jug."</p>
-
-<p>He began to drink from the jug.</p>
-
-<p>"Stop!" said Leavesley, "you'll burst!"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm better now," said Mr Verneede, placing the jug, half empty, on the
-floor, and passing his hand across his brow.</p>
-
-<p>"Then go on and tell me all about it."</p>
-
-<p>Verneede had no recollection of anything at all save a few more or less
-unpleasant<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span> incidents. He remembered the "Spotted Dog," the "King's
-Arms"; he remembered streets; he remembered being turned out of
-somewhere.</p>
-
-<p>"Tell you about what?"</p>
-
-<p>"Good gracious&mdash;about the Lamberts, of course. What time did you get
-there?"</p>
-
-<p>"Half-past two, I think."</p>
-
-<p>"You couldn't; you only left the studio at two."</p>
-
-<p>"Half-past four, I mean; yes, it was half-past four."</p>
-
-<p>"When did you leave?"</p>
-
-<p>Verneede scratched his head.</p>
-
-<p>"Six."</p>
-
-<p>"You saw Miss Lambert?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Look here, Verneede, you were all right when you got there, I hope?"</p>
-
-<p>"Perfectly, absolutely."</p>
-
-<p>"What did you talk about?"</p>
-
-<p>"We talked of various topics."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you mention my name?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ah yes," said Verneede, "I told her what you said."</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"About your going to Australia."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span></p><p>"America, you owl," cried Leavesley.</p>
-
-<p>"America, I mean&mdash;America, of course&mdash;America."</p>
-
-<p>"What did she say?"</p>
-
-<p>"She said&mdash;she hoped you'd have a fine voyage, that the weather would be
-fine, in short, or words to that effect."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley sighed.</p>
-
-<p>"Was that all she said?"</p>
-
-<p>"Absolutely."</p>
-
-<p>"Did you say anything about the letter I wrote her?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; I remembered that."</p>
-
-<p>"But I told you <i>not</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"It escaped me," said Verneede weakly.</p>
-
-<p>"What did she say?"</p>
-
-<p>"She said it didn't matter; at least that is what I gathered from her."</p>
-
-<p>"How do you mean gathered from her?"</p>
-
-<p>"From her manner."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley sighed again, and Verneede leaned back on his pillow. He did
-not know in the least whether he had been at Lamberts' or not&mdash;he hoped
-he hadn't.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>PART V</i></h2>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER I</span> <span class="smaller">GOUT</span></h2>
-
-<p>Since her visit to Leavesley Miss Hancock felt certain that her system
-of petty espionage had been discovered: the question remained as to what
-course her brother would take. He had as yet said nothing.</p>
-
-<p>One fact stood before her very plainly: his infatuation for Miss
-Lambert. She had examined Fanny very attentively, and despite the fact
-that she had plotted and planned for years to keep her brother single,
-had he at that moment entered the room with the news that he was engaged
-to be married to George Lambert's daughter, she would have received it
-not altogether as a blow. In her lifelong opposition to his marrying,
-she had always figured his possible wife as a woman who would oust her,
-but Fanny was totally unlike all other<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span> girls she had ever met&mdash;very
-different from Miss Wilkinson and the other middle-class young women,
-with minds of their own, from whom she had fortunately or unfortunately
-guarded her brother. There were new possibilities about Fanny. She was
-so soft and so charmingly irresponsible that the idea of hectoring,
-ordering, directing and generally sitting upon her was equivalent to the
-idea of a new pleasure in life. To order, to put straight, to admonish
-were functions as necessary to Miss Hancock's being as excretion or
-respiration; a careless housemaid to correct, or a shiftless friend to
-advise, called these functions into play; and the process, however it
-affected the housemaid or the friend, left Miss Hancock a healthier and
-happier woman.</p>
-
-<p>The Almighty, who, however we may look at the fact, made the fly to be
-the intimate companion of the spider, seemed in the construction of Miss
-Lambert to have had the vital requirements of Miss Hancock decidedly in
-view.</p>
-
-<p>She had almost begun to form plans as to Fanny's dress allowance, in the
-event of her marriage&mdash;how it should be spent; her hair,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span> how it should
-be dressed; and her life, how it should be generally made a
-conglomeration of petty miseries.</p>
-
-<p>On the night before the day Bevan left for Sussex Mr Hancock and his
-great toe had a conversation. What his right great toe said to Mr
-Hancock that night I will report very shortly for the benefit of elderly
-gentlemen in general; Anacreon has said the thing much better in verse,
-but verse is out of date. Said the right great toe of Mr Hancock in a
-monologue punctuated with the stabs of a stiletto:</p>
-
-<p>"How old are you? Sixty-three? (stab), that's what you say, but you know
-very well you were born sixty-five years and six months ago. Wake up
-(stab, stab), you must not go to sleep. Sixty-five&mdash;five years more and
-you will be seventy; fifteen years more and you'll be <i>eighty</i>, and you
-are in love (stab, stab, stab). <i>I'll</i> teach you to eat sweet cakes and
-ice creams; I'll (stab) teach you to drink Burgundy. And you dared to
-call me Arthritic Rheumatism the other night, you (stab) dared! Now, go
-to sleep (stab, stab) ... wake up again, I want to speak to you," etc.,
-etc., etc.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span></p><p>Gout talks to one very like a woman: you cannot reply to it, it simply
-talks on.</p>
-
-<p>At eight o'clock next morning, when Miss Hancock left her room, Boffins
-informed her that her brother was ill and wished to see her.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm all right," said James, who was lying in bed with the sheets up to
-his nose, "I'm all right&mdash;for heaven's sake, don't fidget with that
-window blind&mdash;I want my letters brought up; shan't go to the office
-to-day. You can send round and tell Bridgewater to call, and send for
-Carter, I've got a touch of this Arthritic Rheumatism (ow!)&mdash;do ask that
-servant to make less row on the stairs. No, don't want any breakfast."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Hancock," said Dr Carter, when he arrived, "got it again&mdash;whew!
-There's a foot! What have you been eating?"</p>
-
-<p>"Nothing," groaned the patient; "it's worry has done it, I believe."</p>
-
-<p>"Now, don't talk nonsense. What have you been eating and drinking?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I believe I had an ice-cream some days ago, and&mdash;a cake."</p>
-
-<p>"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of port&mdash;come, confess your
-sins."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span></p><p>"No, a glass of Burgundy."</p>
-
-<p>"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of Burgundy&mdash;well, you can commit
-suicide if you choose, but I can only warn you of this that if you wish
-to commit suicide in a <i>most unpleasant manner</i> you'll do such a thing
-again."</p>
-
-<p>"Dash it, Carter&mdash;oh, Lord! go gently, don't touch it there! What's the
-good of being alive? I remember the days when I could drink a whole
-bottle of port without turning a hair."</p>
-
-<p>"I know&mdash;but you're not as young as you were then, Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, do say something original&mdash;say I'm getting old, and have done with
-it!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's not your age so much as your diathesis," said the pitiless Carter.
-"It's unfortunate for you, but there you are. You might be worse, every
-man is born with a disease. Yours is gout&mdash;you might be worse. Suppose
-you had aneurism? Now, here's a prescription; get it made up at once.
-Thank goodness, you can stand colchicum."</p>
-
-<p>"How long will it be before I'm all right?"</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span></p><p>"A week, at least."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh Lord!"</p>
-
-<p>"There, you are grumbling. Remember, my dear fellow, that living is a
-business as well as lawyering. Take life easy, and forget the office for
-a few days."</p>
-
-<p>"I wasn't thinking of the office&mdash;give me that writing-case over there;
-I must write a letter."</p>
-
-<p>When Bridgewater arrived half an hour later, he found his master
-laboriously addressing an envelope.</p>
-
-<p>"Take that and post it, Bridgewater." Bridgewater took it and placed it
-in his pocket without looking at the address upon it, and having
-reported on the morning letters, and received advice as to dealing with
-one or two matters, ambled off on his errand.</p>
-
-<p>That evening at five o'clock, when Patience brought him up a cup of tea
-and the evening newspaper, James, considerably eased by the colchicum
-and pills of Dr Carter, said: "Put the tea on the table there, and sit
-down, Patience. I wish to speak to you."</p>
-
-<p>Patience sat down, took her knitting from her apron pocket, and began to
-knit.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span></p><p>"I have written a letter to-day to Miss Lambert."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh!"</p>
-
-<p>"An important letter, a vitally important letter to me."</p>
-
-<p>"You mean, James, that you have written a letter of proposal&mdash;that you
-intend, in short, to marry Miss Lambert?"</p>
-
-<p>"That is precisely my meaning."</p>
-
-<p>"Humph!"</p>
-
-<p>"Does the idea displease you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, and no."</p>
-
-<p>"Please explain what you mean by 'yes' and 'no'; the expression lacks
-lucidity, to say the least of it."</p>
-
-<p>"I mean that it would be much better for you to remain as you are; but
-if you do intend to commit yourself in this way, well&mdash;Miss Lambert is
-at least a lady."</p>
-
-<p>The keen eye of James examined his sister's face as she spoke, and he
-knew that what she said she meant. Despite all his tall talk to
-Bridgewater about sending his sister packing her influence upon him was
-very strong; thirty years of diffidence to her opinion in the minor
-details of life had not passed without leaving<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span> their effect upon his
-will; besides he, as a business man, had great admiration for her
-astuteness and power of dealing with things. Active opposition to his
-matrimonial plans would not have altered them, but it would have made
-him unhappy.</p>
-
-<p>"I am glad you think that," he said. "Give me the tea."</p>
-
-<p>"Mind," said Miss Hancock, as she handed the beverage, "I wash my hands
-of the matter; I think it distinctly unwise, considering your age,
-considering her age, considering everything."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, all that lies with me. You will be civil and kind to her,
-Patience?"</p>
-
-<p>"It is not my habit to be unkind to any one. You have written, you say,
-to her to-day; you wrote without consulting me&mdash;the step is taken, and
-you must abide by it. I hope it will be for your happiness, James."</p>
-
-<p>He was watching her intently, and was satisfied.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish," he said, putting the cup down on the table beside the bed, "I
-wish you knew her better."</p>
-
-<p>"I will call upon her," said Miss Hancock,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span> counting her stitches; "she
-left her parasol behind her last night, I will take it back to her&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"No, don't, for goodness sake!" said James, the Lambert <i>m&eacute;nage</i> rising
-before him, and also a vague dread that his sister, despite her
-appearance and words of goodwill&mdash;or rather semi-goodwill&mdash;might be
-traitorously disposed at heart. "At least&mdash;I don't know&mdash;I suppose it
-would be the right thing to do."</p>
-
-<p>"I am not especially anxious to call," said Miss Hancock, who had quite
-made up her mind to journey to Highgate on the morrow and spy out the
-land of the Lamberts for herself. "In fact, the only possible day I
-could call would be to-morrow before noon. I have a meeting in Sloane
-Square to attend at five, and on Wednesday I have three engagements, two
-on Thursday; Friday I have to spend the day with Aunt Catherine at
-Windsor, where I will remain over Sunday."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, call to-morrow and bring her back her parasol&mdash;oh, <i>damn</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>"James!"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh Lord! I thought some one had shot a bullet into my foot. Give me the
-medicine,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span> quick, and send round for Carter. I must have some opium, or
-I won't sleep a wink."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock administered the dose, and retired downstairs, when she
-sent a message to Dr Carter and ordered the lilac parasol of Miss
-Lambert to be wrapped in paper. Then she sent a message to the livery
-stables to order the hired brougham, which she employed several times a
-week, to be in attendance at 9.30 the following morning, to drive her to Highgate.</p>
-
-<p>But next morning her brother was so bad that she could not leave him.
-But she called one morning later on.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER II</span> <span class="smaller">THE RESULT</span></h2>
-
-<p>The Lamberts as a rule took things easy in the morning. Breakfast was at
-any time that was suitable to the convenience and appetite of each
-individual; the things were generally cleared away by half-past eleven
-or twelve, a matter of half an hour lost in the forenoon<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span> made little
-difference in the revolution of their day.</p>
-
-<p>At half-past ten on the morning of Miss Hancock's descent upon her,
-Fanny was seated at the breakfast-table. It was a glorious day, filled
-with the warmth of summer, the scent of roses, and the songs of birds. A
-letter from her father lay beside her on the table; it had arrived by
-the morning's post, and contained great news&mdash;good news, too, yet the
-goodness of it was not entirely reflected in her face.</p>
-
-<p>The worries of life were weighing on Miss Lambert; James Hancock's
-unanswered letter was not the least of these. She had laughed on
-receiving it, then she had cried. She had written three or four letters
-in answer to it, beginning, "Dear Mr Hancock," "My dear Mr Hancock,"
-"<i>Please</i> do not think me horrid," etc.; but it was no use, each was a
-distinct refusal, yet each seemed either too cold or too warm. "If I
-send this," said she, "it will hurt him horribly, and he has been so
-kind. Oh dear! why will men be so stupid, they are so nice if they'd
-only not worry one to marry them. If I send <i>this</i><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span> it will only make
-him think that I will 'have him in the end,' as Susannah says. I wish I
-were a man."</p>
-
-<p>Besides love troubles household worries had their place. James had gone
-very much to pieces morally in the last few days. He had taken
-diligently to drink, the writing and quoting of poetry, and the pawning
-of unconsidered trifles; between the bouts, in those fits of remorse,
-which may be likened to the Fata Morgana of true repentance, he had
-expended his energy on all sorts of household duties not required of
-him: winding up clocks to their destruction, smashing china, and
-scattering coals all over the place in attempts to convey over-full
-scuttles to wrong rooms and in the face of gravity. The effect upon
-Susannah of these eccentricities can be best described by the fact that
-she lived now most of her time with her apron over her head. Housework
-under these circumstances became a matter of some difficulty.</p>
-
-<p>It wanted some twenty minutes to eleven when the "brougham with
-celluloid fittings," containing Miss Hancock, drove up the drive and
-stopped before "The Laurels."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span></p><p>Miss Hancock stepped out and up the steps, noticing to the minutest
-detail the neglect before and around her.</p>
-
-<p>She gave her own characteristic knock&mdash;sharp, decided, and
-business-like; she would also have given her own characteristic ring,
-but that the bell failed to respond, the pull produced half a foot of
-wire but no sound, and the knob, when she dropped it, dangled wearily as
-if to say, "Now see what you've done! N'matter, <i>I</i> don't care."</p>
-
-<p>She waited a little and knocked again; this time came footsteps and the
-sound of bars coming down and bolts being unshot, the door opened two
-inches on the chain, and the same pale blue eye and undecided-coloured
-fringe that had appeared to Mr Bevan, appeared to the now incensed Miss
-Hancock.</p>
-
-<p>Just as the rabbit peeping from its burrow sees the stoat and recognises
-its old ancestral enemy, so Susannah, in Miss Hancock, beheld the Foe of
-herself and all her tribe.</p>
-
-<p>"Is Miss Lambert at home?" asked the visitor sharply.</p>
-
-<p>"Yus, she's in."</p>
-
-<p>"Then open the door, I wish to see her."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span></p><p>Susannah banged the door to, not to exclude the newcomer, but simply to
-release the chain. Then she opened it again wide, as if to let in an
-elephant.</p>
-
-<p>Susannah had not presented a particularly spruce appearance on the day
-when Mr Bevan called and we first met her, but this morning she was
-simply&mdash;awful.</p>
-
-<p>A lock of hair like a bight of half-unravelled cable hung down behind
-her ear, her old print dress was indescribable, and she had, apparently,
-some one else's slippers on. She had also the weary air of a person who
-had been watching in a sick room all the night.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock took this figure in with one snapshot glance; also the hall
-untidied, the floor undusted, the dust-pan and brush laid on the stairs,
-a trap for the unwary to step on; the grandfather's clock pointing to
-quarter to six, and many other things which I have not seen or noticed,
-but which were clear to Miss Hancock, just as nebul&aelig; and stars which,
-looking in the direction of I cannot see, are clear to the two-foot
-reflecting telescope of the Yerkes observatory.</p>
-
-<p>Susannah escorted the sniffing visitor into<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span> the library, dusted with
-her apron the very same chair she had dusted for Mr Bevan, said, "I'll
-tell Miss Fanny," and left the room, closing the door with a snap that
-spoke, not volumes, but just simply words.</p>
-
-<p>The night before, after the other members of the household had retired,
-James had taken it into his head to sit up in the library over the
-remains of the fire left by Fanny. The room, as a consequence, reeked of
-stale tobacco, a tumbler stood on the table convenient to the armchair.
-Needless to say, the tumbler was empty.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock looked around her at the books, at the carpet, at the
-general litter. She came to the mantelpiece and touched it, looked at
-the tip of her gloved finger to assay the quantity of dust to the square
-millimetre, said, "Pah!" and sat down in the armchair. A <i>Pink Un</i> of
-George Lambert's lay invitingly near her on the table; she picked it up,
-glanced at the title, read a joke, turned purple, and dropped the
-raciest of all racing papers just as Fanny, fresh and charming, but
-somewhat bewildered-looking, entered the room.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span></p><p>Fanny felt sure that this visit of Miss Hancock's had something to do
-with the letter of her brother's. She was relieved when her visitor,
-after extending a hand emotionless and chill as the fin of a turtle,
-said:</p>
-
-<p>"I had some business in Highgate, so I thought I would take the
-opportunity of returning your parasol, which you left behind you the
-other night."</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks awfully," said Fanny; "it's awfully good of you to take the
-trouble. Please excuse the untidiness; we are in a great upset for&mdash;the
-painters are coming in. Won't you come into the breakfast-room? There's
-a fire there; it's not cold, I know, but I always think a fire is so
-bright."</p>
-
-<p>She led the way to the breakfast-room, her visitor following, anxious to
-see as much as she could of the inner working of the Lambert household.</p>
-
-<p>She gave a little start at the sight of the breakfast things not
-removed, and another start at sight of the provender laid out for one
-small person. The remains of a round of beef graced one end of the
-board, and a haddock that, had it been let grow, would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span> assuredly have
-ended its life in the form of a whale, the other; there was also jam and
-other things, including some shortbread on a plate.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you had breakfast?" asked Fanny in a hospitable tone of voice.</p>
-
-<p>"I breakfasted at quarter to eight," said Miss Hancock with a scarcely
-perceptible emphasis on the "I."</p>
-
-<p>"I know we're awfully late as a rule," said Fanny, as they sat down near
-the window, in and out of which the wasps were coming, and through which
-the sun shone, laying a burning square on the carpet, "but I hate early
-breakfast. When I breakfast at eight I feel a hundred years old by
-twelve. Did you ever notice how awfully long mornings are?"</p>
-
-<p>"My mornings," said Miss Hancock, laying a scarcely perceptible accent
-on the "my," "are all too short; an hour lost in the morning is never
-regained. You cannot expect servants to be active and diligent without
-you set them the example. We are placed, I think, in a very responsible
-position with regard to our servants: as we make them so they are."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you think so?" said Fanny, trying to consider what part she possibly
-could have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span> had in the construction of James and the helpmeet Susannah.</p>
-
-<p>"I am sure of it. If we are idle or lazy ourselves they imitate us; they
-are like children, and we should treat them as such. I ring the bell at
-half-past five every morning for the maids, and I expect them to be down
-by six."</p>
-
-<p>"What time do you get up?"</p>
-
-<p>"Half-past seven."</p>
-
-<p>"Then," said Fanny, laughing, "you don't set them&mdash;I mean they set you
-the example, for they are up before you."</p>
-
-<p>"I spoke figuratively," said Miss Hancock rather stiffly, and eyeing the
-handmaiden who had just appeared at the door to remove the things.</p>
-
-<p>"Give the fish to the cats, Susannah," said her mistress, "and be sure
-to take the bones out; one nearly choked," she said, resuming her
-conversation with her visitor, "the other morning."</p>
-
-<p>"Hum!" said Miss Hancock, unenthusiastic on the subject of choking cats.
-"Do you always feed your animals on&mdash;good food?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, of course."</p>
-
-<p>"You are very young, and, of course, it is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span> no affair of mine, but I
-think in housekeeping&mdash;having first of all regard to waste&mdash;one ought to
-consider how many poor people are starving. I send all my scraps to the
-St Mark's Refuge Home, an excellent institution."</p>
-
-<p>"I used to give a lot of food away," said Fanny, "but I found it didn't
-pay, people didn't want it. We had a barrel of beer that no one drank,
-so I gave a tramp a jugful once, and he made a mark somewhere on the
-house, and after that twenty or thirty tramps a day called. We couldn't
-find the mark, so father had to have the whole lower part of the house
-lime-washed, and the gate pillars. After that he said no more food was
-to be given away, or beer."</p>
-
-<p>"There are poor and poor. To give beer to a tramp is in my opinion a
-distinctly wicked act; it is simply feeding the flames of drunkenness,
-as Mr Bulders says. You have heard of Mr Bulders?"</p>
-
-<p>"N&mdash;no."</p>
-
-<p>"I must introduce you. I hope you will like him, he is a great friend of
-ours. Your Christian name is Fanny, I believe. May I call you Fanny?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Fanny. "How queer it is,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span> nobody knows me for&mdash;I mean,
-everybody always asks me that before I have known them for more&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Everybody?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Gentlemen, my dear child, surely not?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, they do."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock said nothing, but sat for a moment in silence gloating over
-the girl before her. Here was a gold-mine of pure correction&mdash;the
-metaphor is mixed perhaps, but you will understand it. Then she said:
-"And do you permit it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, <i>I</i> don't care."</p>
-
-<p>"But I fancy, your father&mdash;&mdash;" Miss Hancock paused.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, father doesn't mind; every one has called me Fanny since I was so
-high."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but, my dear girl, you are no longer a <i>child</i>. Fathers are
-indulgent, and sometimes blind to what the world thinks; consider, when
-you come to marry, when you come to have a husband&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I hope it'll be a long time before I come to that," said Fanny, in
-a tone of voice as if general service or the workhouse were the topic of
-discussion.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span></p><p>Miss Hancock took a rather deep inspiration, and was dumb for a moment.</p>
-
-<p>"I understood my brother to say that he had written to you on a subject
-touching your welfare and his happiness?"</p>
-
-<p>Fanny flushed all over her face and neck. Only a little child or a very
-young girl can blush like that&mdash;a blush that passes almost as quickly as
-it comes, and is, perhaps, of all emotional expressions the most natural
-and charming.</p>
-
-<p>"I did have a letter," she faltered, "and I have tried to answer it, am
-going to answer it&mdash;I am so sorry&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I don't see the necessity of being sorry," said the elder lady. "One
-does not answer a letter of that description flippantly and by the next
-post; my brother will quite understand and appreciate the cause of
-delay."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, but it's not the <i>delay</i> I'm sorry for, it's the&mdash;it's the having
-to say that&mdash;I can't say what he wants me to say."</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock raised her eyebrows. Miss Lambert's English was enough to
-raise a grammarian from the grave, but it was not at the English that
-Miss Hancock evinced surprise.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span></p><p>James Hancock was not as old to his sister as he appeared to the rest
-of the world, though she knew his age to a day and had quoted it as an
-argument against his marriage; she did not appreciate the fact that he
-looked every day of his age, and even perhaps a few days over.</p>
-
-<p>It is a pathetic and sometimes beautiful&mdash;and sometimes ugly&mdash;fact that
-we are blind to much in the people we live with and grow up with. Joan
-sees Darby very much as she saw him thirty years ago, and to Miss
-Hancock her younger brother was her younger brother; and her younger
-brother, to a woman, is never old. Besides being in the "prime of life,"
-James was clever; besides being clever, he was rich, very rich. What
-more could a girl want?</p>
-
-<p>"You mean," said Patience, "that you cannot accept his proposition."</p>
-
-<p>"N&mdash;no&mdash;that is, I'd <i>like</i> to, but I can't."</p>
-
-<p>"If you 'liked' to do it, I do not see what is to prevent you."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, it's not that sort of liking. I mean I'd like to like him, I do
-like him, but not in the way he wants."</p>
-
-<p>"It is no affair of mine," said Miss Hancock,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span> "not in the least, but I
-would urge you not to be too hasty in your reply. Think over it, weigh
-the matter judicially before you decide upon what, after all, is the
-most important decision a young girl is ever called upon to make."</p>
-
-<p>"I hate myself," broke out Fanny, who had been listening with bent head,
-and finger tracing the pattern on the cloth of the table beside her. "I
-hate myself. People are always doing me kindnesses and I am always
-acting like a beast, so it seems to me, but how can I help it?" lifting
-her head suddenly with a bright smile. "If I were to marry them all, I'd
-have about fifty husbands, now&mdash;<i>more!</i>&mdash;so what am I to do?"</p>
-
-<p>Miss Hancock sniffed; she had never been in the same position herself,
-so could give no advice from experience. The question rather irritated
-her, and a smart lecture rose to her lips on the impropriety and
-immodesty of girls allowing people of the other sex to "care for them,"
-etc., etc., but the lecture did not pass her lips.</p>
-
-<p>Since entering the house of the Lamberts the demon of Order had swelled
-Jinnee-like<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span> in her breast, and the seven devils of spring cleaning,
-each of whose right hands is a cake of soap, and whose left hands are
-scrubbing-brushes, arose and ramped. The whole place and the people
-therein, from the bell-pull to the cats'-breakfast-destined haddock,
-from Susannah to her mistress, exercised a fascination upon Miss Hancock
-beyond the power of words to describe. She had measured Susannah from
-her sand-coloured hair to her slipshod feet, gauged her capacity for
-work and her moral ineptitude, and had already dismissed her, in her
-mind; as for the rest of the business, the ordering of Fanny and of her
-father, whom she divined, the setting of the house to rights and the
-righting of all the Lamberts' affairs, mundane and extra-mundane&mdash;this,
-she felt, would be a work, which accomplished, she could say, "I have
-not lived in vain." All this might be lost by a lecture misplaced.</p>
-
-<p>"Of course you will please yourself," she said. "I would only say do
-nothing rashly; and in whatever way you decide, I hope you will always
-be our friend. You are very young to have the cares of a house and the
-ordering of servants thrust upon you, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span> any assistance or advice I
-can give you, I should be very glad to give."</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks <i>so</i> much!"</p>
-
-<p>"I would be very glad to call some day and have a good long chat with
-you; my experience in housekeeping might be of assistance."</p>
-
-<p>"I should be <i>delighted</i>," gasped Fanny, who felt like a bird in the net
-of the fowler, and whose soul was filled with one wild longing&mdash;the
-longing to escape.</p>
-
-<p>"What day shall we say?"</p>
-
-<p>"Monday&mdash;no, not Monday, I have an engagement. Tuesday&mdash;I am not sure
-about Tuesday. Suppose&mdash;suppose I write?"</p>
-
-<p>"I am disengaged all next week; any day you please to appoint I shall be
-glad to come. What a large garden you have!"</p>
-
-<p>"Would you like to come round it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; I will wait till you put on your hat."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, I scarcely ever wear a hat in the garden. If you come this way we
-can go out through the side door."</p>
-
-<p>They wandered around the garden, Miss Hancock making notes in her own
-mind. As they passed the kitchen window, a face<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span> gazed out, a beery,
-leery face, behind which could be seen the pale phantom of Susannah. The
-face was gazing at Miss Hancock with an expression of amused and
-critical impudence that caused that lady to pause and snort.</p>
-
-<p>"Did you see that man looking from the window?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Fanny in an agony, "it must have been the plumber; he came
-this morning to mend the stove. Oh, here is your carriage waiting; <i>so</i>
-glad you called. Yes, I'll write."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER III</span> <span class="smaller">THE RESULT&mdash;(<i>continued</i>)</span></h2>
-
-<p>Miss Lambert ran back to the house. She made a bee-line for the library,
-sat down at the writing-table, seized a pen and a sheet of paper, and
-began writing as if inspired. This is what she wrote, in part:</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"<span class="smcap">My Dear Mr Hancock</span>,&mdash;I have written several letters to you in
-reply to yours, but I tore them up simply because I found it so
-difficult to express what I wanted to say....<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span> I can never, never,
-marry you; I don't think I shall ever marry any one, at least, not
-for a long time ... deeply, deeply respect you, and father says you
-are the best man he ever met. Why not let us always be friends?...
-It's a horrible world, and there are so few people who are really
-nice in it ... you will quite understand ... etc."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>Four pages of this signed,</p>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right">"Always your sincere friend,<span class="s2">&nbsp;</span><br />"<span class="smcap">Fanny Lambert</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>Now we have seen that Miss Hancock had endeavoured as far as in her lay
-to help along her brother's interests with Miss Lambert. Yet on the
-receipt of the above letter the conviction entered the mind of James
-Hancock, never to be evicted, that his sister had, vulgarly speaking,
-"dished" the affair, and, moreover, that she had done so wittingly and
-of malice prepense.</p>
-
-<p>Having gummed and stamped the envelope she went out herself and posted it.</p>
-
-<p>When she came back she found Leavesley waiting for her.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><span>CHAPTER IV</span> <span class="smaller">"JOURNEY'S END"</span></h2>
-
-<p>For some days past, ever since Verneede's fiasco in fact, Leavesley had
-been very much down in the mouth.</p>
-
-<p>There is a tide in the affairs of man that when it reaches its lowest
-ebb usually takes a turn. The tide had been out with Leavesley for some
-time, and acres of desolate mud spoke nothing of the rolling breakers
-that were coming in.</p>
-
-<p>The first roller had arrived by the first post on this very morning. It
-was a letter from his uncle.</p>
-
-<blockquote><p class="right">"<span class="smcap">Gordon Square.</span></p>
-
-<p>"<span class="smcap">Dear Frank</span>,&mdash;I am in bed with a bad foot, or I would ask you to
-call and see me.</p>
-
-<p>"I want that five pounds back. I made a will some years ago, by
-which you benefited to the extent of two thousand pounds; I am
-destroying that will, and drafting another.</p>
-
-<p>"It's this way. I don't intend to die just yet, and you may as well
-have the two thousand<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span> now, when it will be of use to you. Call on
-Bridgewater, he will hand you shares to the amount in the Great
-Western Railway. Take my advice and don't sell them, they are going
-to rise, but of course, as to this you are your own master.&mdash;Your
-affectionate uncle,</p>
-
-<p class="right">"<span class="smcap">James Hancock</span>."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>"Two thousand pounds!" yelled Leavesley, "Belinda!" (he had heard her
-foot on the stairs).</p>
-
-<p>"Yessir."</p>
-
-<p>"I've been left two thousand pounds." Belinda passed on her avocations;
-she thought it was another of Mr Leavesley's jokes.</p>
-
-<p>He ate a tremendous breakfast without knowing what he was eating, and in
-the middle of it the second roller came in.</p>
-
-<p>It was a telegram.</p>
-
-<p>He felt certain it was from Hancock revoking his legacy. It was from
-Miss Lambert.</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>"Only just found your letter. Please call this morning. Good news
-to tell you."</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>"Fanny!" cried Leavesley, as he stood before her in the drawing-room of
-"The Laurels" (she had just entered the room, having returned from
-posting her letter).</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p><p>"Think&mdash;I've got two thousand pounds this morning!"</p>
-
-<p>"Mercy!" cried Miss Lambert. "Where did you get it from?"</p>
-
-<p>"Uncle."</p>
-
-<p>"Mr Hancock?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; he was going to have left me it in his will, but he's given me it
-instead."</p>
-
-<p>"How good of him!" said Fanny. She was about to say something else, but
-she stopped.</p>
-
-<p>"That's my good news," continued Leavesley. "What's yours?"</p>
-
-<p>"Mine? Oh&mdash;just think! Father's engaged to be married."</p>
-
-<p>"To be married?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, to a Miss Pursehouse; she's <i>awfully</i> rich."</p>
-
-<p>He did not for a moment grasp the importance of this piece of
-intelligence. Then it broke on him. Now that Fanny's father was provided
-for, she would be free to marry any one she liked.</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>"I was nearly heart-broken," mumbled Leavesley into Fanny's hair&mdash;they
-were seated on the couch&mdash;"when you didn't reply."</p>
-
-<p>"The letter was on the kitchen dresser all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span> the time," replied Fanny in
-a happy and dreamy voice, "behind a plate."</p>
-
-<p>"And then when old Verneede called, and you seemed so indifferent&mdash;at
-least, he said you did."</p>
-
-<p>"Who said I did?"</p>
-
-<p>"Verneede; when he called here that day."</p>
-
-<p>"He never called here."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Verneede</i> never called here?"</p>
-
-<p>"Never in his life."</p>
-
-<p>"He said he did, and he saw you, and told you I was going to Australia,
-and you didn't care."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, what a horrid, wicked story! He never came here."</p>
-
-<p>"He must have been dreaming then," said Leavesley, who began to see how
-matters stood as regards the veracity of Verneede. "No matter, I don't
-care now. Hold me tighter, Fanny."</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>Till some one discovers the art of printing kisses, asterisks must
-serve.</p>
-
-<p>"But," said Leavesley after an interval of sweet silence, "what I can't
-make out is how Bridgewater found out about you and me."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span></p><p>"Bridgewater!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; he told my aunt all about us, and our going to Epping Forest: only
-the old fool said we went to the Zoo."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny was silent. Then she said in a perplexed voice: "I want to tell
-you something. I did go to the Zoo."</p>
-
-<p>"When?"</p>
-
-<p>"The other day."</p>
-
-<p>"Who with?"</p>
-
-<p>"Guess!"</p>
-
-<p>"Not&mdash;not Bevan?"</p>
-
-<p>"No," said Fanny, "with your uncle."</p>
-
-<p>Leavesley laughed.</p>
-
-<p>"What a joke! Are you really in earnest?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; he wrote to ask if I'd like to go, and I went. We met Mr
-Bridgewater."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, that accounts for it; he's mixed me and uncle up together&mdash;he must
-be going mad. Every one seems a little mad lately, uncle
-especially&mdash;taking you to the Zoo, and giving me two thousand,
-and&mdash;and&mdash;no matter, kiss me again."</p>
-
-<p class="center">*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;*</p>
-
-<p>"Now," said Fanny, suddenly jumping up, "I must see after the house.
-Father wired this morning that he was bringing Miss<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span> Pursehouse here
-to-day to see the place, and I must get it tidy. Who's there?"</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Fanny," said Susannah, opening the door an inch. Miss Lambert left
-the room hurriedly and closed the door. There was something in
-Susannah's voice that told her "something had happened."</p>
-
-<p>"He's downstairs in the library."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my goodness!" murmured Fanny with a frown; visions of Mr Hancock in
-all the positions of love-making rose before her. "<i>Why</i> didn't you say
-I was out?"</p>
-
-<p>"I did, miss, and he said he'd wait."</p>
-
-<p>Fanny went downstairs and into the library, and there before her stood
-Mr Bevan on the hearthrug.</p>
-
-<p>Her face brightened wonderfully.</p>
-
-<p>"I <i>am</i> so glad&mdash;when did you come? Guess who I thought it was? I
-thought it was Mr Hancock."</p>
-
-<p>"Hancock?" said Charles, who had held her outstretched hand just a
-moment longer than was absolutely necessary. "Oh, that affair is all
-over. I stopped the action&mdash;by the way, I believe old Hancock's cracked;
-sent your father a most extraordinary wire, saying I was&mdash;what was it he
-said?&mdash;a duck, I think."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span></p><p>"Where have you seen father?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, I was staying in the same house with him down in Sussex for a
-day."</p>
-
-<p>"At Miss Pursehouse's?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"How awfully funny! Did he tell you?"</p>
-
-<p>"What?"</p>
-
-<p>"That he's engaged to be married to Miss Pursehouse. I had the letter
-this morning&mdash;oh, of course he couldn't have told you, for he only
-proposed yesterday afternoon. He wrote in an awful hurry, just a line to
-say he's 'engaged and done for.' Isn't he funny? There was another man
-after her, and father says he has 'cut him out.' Do tell me all about
-them; did you see the other man? and what did you think of father&mdash;isn't
-he a dear?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Mr Bevan abstractedly. He was flabbergasted with the news
-and irritated, although he was not in love, and never had been in love,
-with Miss Pursehouse, still, it was distinctly unpleasant to think that
-he had been "cut out."</p>
-
-<p>"I thought he seemed fond of her in Paris," continued Fanny, "but one
-never can tell. I'm glad he got the telegram all right. It<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span> was I that
-sent it. I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I beg your pardon?" said Mr Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock. Oh, I have such a lot to tell
-you, but promise me first you'll never tell."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes."</p>
-
-<p>"Well&mdash;guess what's happened?"</p>
-
-<p>"Can't think."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, Mr Hancock proposed to me&mdash;but you won't tell, will you?"</p>
-
-<p>Mr Bevan gasped.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Hancock!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes; he wrote such a funny, queer little letter. It made me cry."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Hancock!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, but you've promised never to tell. Every one seems to have been
-proposing to me in the last three months, and I wish they'd stop&mdash;I wish
-they'd stop," said Miss Lambert, half-talking to herself and half to
-Bevan, half-laughing and half-crying all at the same time; "it's got on
-my nerves. James will be the next&mdash;it's like the influenza, it seems in
-the air&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I came to-day," said Mr Bevan with awful and preternatural gravity, "to
-speak to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span> you, Fanny&mdash;to tell you that ever since I saw you first, I
-have thought of nobody else&mdash;&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, stop," said Fanny, "stop, stop&mdash;oh, this is too bad! I never
-thought <i>you</i> would do it. I thought I had one f-f-friend."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Don't</i> cry; Fanny, listen to me."</p>
-
-<p>"I can't help it, it's too awful."</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny!"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Charles?"</p>
-
-<p>"Dry your eyes, and tell me this; am I so very dreadful? Don't you think
-if you tried you could care for me? I know I'm not clever and all
-that&mdash;look up." He took her hand, and she let him hold it.</p>
-
-<p>Then she spoke these hope-destroying words:</p>
-
-<p>"If I h&mdash;hadn't met <i>him</i>, I believe I&mdash;I&mdash;I'd have married you&mdash;if
-you'd asked me."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, my God!&mdash;it's all up then," said Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"We're both so poor," said Fanny, "that you needn't envy us, dear Cousin
-Charles; all we've got in the world is our love for each other."</p>
-
-<p>"He's a painter, is he not?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," said Fanny, peeping up; "but how did you know?"</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Morgan, that American girl, told me something about him." Mr Bevan
-stood silent<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span> for a moment, and then went on: "Look here, Fanny, just
-think this matter over and tell me your mind. I'll put my case before
-you. You like me, I think?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, I <i>do</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I am not so very old, and I am rich; between one thing and
-another I have about eight thousand a year. We might be very happy
-together&mdash;don't interrupt me, I am just stating my case&mdash;money means a
-lot in this world; it's not everything, I admit&mdash;there are some men
-richer than I, that I would be sorry to see any girl married to. Well,
-on the other hand, there is this other man; he may be awfully jolly, and
-all that sort of thing, but he's poor&mdash;very poor, from what I can
-gather. Before you kick me over, think of the future&mdash;think well."</p>
-
-<p>"Do you know," said Fanny, "that if you had come yesterday, and had
-asked me to marry you, I believe I would have said 'yes,' and then we
-would have been always miserable. I would have married you for your
-money; not for myself, but to help father. But you see now that he is
-going to be married to Miss Pursehouse <i>she'll</i> take care of him."</p>
-
-<p>"He is not married to her yet," said Charles,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span> thinking of Lulu Morgan's
-words, and cursing himself for having let days slip by, for he could
-have called yesterday, or the day before, but for indecision&mdash;that most
-fatal of all elements in human affairs.</p>
-
-<p>"No, but he will marry her, for when father makes up his mind to do a
-thing he always does it."</p>
-
-<p>"So then," he said, "you have made up your mind irrevocably not to have
-anything to do with me?"</p>
-
-<p>"I must, I must&mdash;Oh dear, I wish I were <i>dead</i>. I will always be your
-friend&mdash;I will always be a sister to you."</p>
-
-<p>"Don't&mdash;don't say anything more about it, please. You can't help
-yourself&mdash;it's fate."</p>
-
-<p>"You're not angry with me?"</p>
-
-<p>"No&mdash;let us talk of other things. How are you getting on, has that man
-been giving any more trouble?"</p>
-
-<p>"James&mdash;oh, he's been dreadful. His wife has run away from their
-lodgings; and now he says she was not his wife at all, and Susannah is
-breaking her heart, for she can't bring him to the point. When she
-suggests marriage he does all his things up in a bundle and says he's
-going to Australia. I'll get<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span> father to turn him out when he comes
-back."</p>
-
-<p>"Let me," said Charles, who felt an imperative desire to kick some
-one&mdash;himself, if possible&mdash;that being out of the question&mdash;James.</p>
-
-<p>"No," said Fanny, as he rose and took his hat preparatory to departing,
-"for she'd follow him, and I'd be left alone. Who is this?"</p>
-
-<p>A hansom cab was crashing up the gravel drive.</p>
-
-<p>"It's father&mdash;and Miss Pursehouse."</p>
-
-<p>"Who do you say?" cried Bevan.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss Pursehouse."</p>
-
-<p>"Fanny!" cried Mr Bevan in desperation.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't let them in here, don't let them see me."</p>
-
-<p>"Then quick," said Fanny, not knowing the truth of the matter, but
-guessing that Charles as a rejected lover had his feelings, and
-preferred not to meet her father.</p>
-
-<p>She led him across the hall and down some steps, then pushed him into a
-passage, which, being pursued, led to the kitchen, whence through the
-scullery flight might be effected by the back entry of "The Laurels."</p>
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-FANNY LAMBERT
-
-A Novel
-
-BY
-
-HENRY DE VERE STACPOOLE
-
-AUTHOR OF "THE CRIMSON AZALEAS"
-"THE BLUE LAGOON" ETC., ETC.
-
-[Illustration: Decoration]
-
-R. F. FENNO & COMPANY
-18 East 17th Street, New York
-
-T. FISHER UNWIN, LONDON
-
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-CONTENTS
-
-
-PART I
-
-CHAP. PAGE
- I. MR LEAVESLEY 1
-
- II. A LOST TYPE 4
-
- III. A COUNCIL OF THREE 12
-
- IV. HANCOCK & HANCOCK 26
-
- V. OMENS 31
-
- VI. LAMBERT _v._ BEVAN 36
-
- VII. THE BEVAN TEMPER 41
-
-VIII. AT "THE LAURELS" 48
-
- IX. "WHAT TALES ARE THESE?" 62
-
- X. ASPARAGUS AND CATS 76
-
-
-PART II
-
- I. A REVELATION 86
-
- II. THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE 113
-
- III. TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT 125
-
- IV. THE DAISY CHAIN 131
-
-
-PART III
-
- I. AN ASSIGNATION 141
-
- II. THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER 150
-
- III. AN OLD MAN'S OUTING 159
-
- IV. A MEETING 169
-
- V. THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER 171
-
- VI. A CONFESSION 176
-
- VII. IN GORDON SQUARE 185
-
-
-PART IV
-
- I. "THE ROOST" 194
-
- II. MISS MORGAN 207
-
- III. A CURE FOR BLINDNESS 223
-
- IV. TIC-DOULOUREUX 235
-
- V. THE AMBASSADOR 245
-
- VI. A SURPRISE VISIT 251
-
- VII. THE UNEXPLAINED 263
-
-VIII. RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR 269
-
-
-PART V
-
- I. GOUT 274
-
- II. THE RESULT 283
-
- III. THE RESULT (_continued_) 299
-
- IV. "JOURNEY'S END" 301
-
-
-
-
-FANNY LAMBERT
-
-
-
-
-_PART I_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-MR LEAVESLEY
-
-
-"You may take away the things, Belinda," said Mr Leavesley, lighting his
-pipe and taking his seat at the easel. "Nobody called this morning, I
-suppose?"
-
-"Only the Capting, sir," replied Belinda, piling the tray. "He called at
-seven to borry your umbrella."
-
-"Did you give it him?"
-
-"No, sir, Mr Verneede's got it; you lent it to him the night before
-last, and he hasn't brought it back."
-
-"Ah, so I did," said Mr Leavesley, squeezing Naples yellow from an
-utterly exhausted looking tube. "So I did, so I did; that's the
-fifteenth umbrella or so that Verneede has annexed of mine: what does he
-_do_ with them, do you think, Belinda?"
-
-"I'm sure _I_ don't know, sir," replied the maid-of-all-work, looking
-round the studio as if in search of inspiration, "unless he spouts
-them."
-
-"That will do, Belinda," said the owner of the lost umbrellas, turning
-to his work, and the servant-maid departed.
-
-It was a large, pleasant studio, furnished with very little affectation,
-and its owner was a slight, pleasant-faced youth, happy-go-lucky
-looking, with a glitter in his grey eyes suggesting a touch of genius or
-insanity in their owner.
-
-He was an orphan blessed with a small competency. His income, to use his
-own formula, consisted of a hundred a year and an uncle. During the
-first four months or so of the year he spent the hundred pounds, during
-the rest of the year he squandered his uncle; that is to say he would
-have squandered him only for the fact that Mr James Hancock, of the firm
-of Hancock & Hancock, solicitors, was a person most difficult to
-"negotiate."
-
-Art, however, was looking up. He had sold several pictures lately. The
-morning mists on the road to success were clearing away, leaving to the
-view in a prospect distant tremulous and golden the mysterious city of
-attainment.
-
-He would have whistled as he worked only that he was smoking.
-
-Through the open windows came the pulse-like sound of the omnibuses in
-the King's Road, the sleigh bells of the hansoms, the rattle of the
-coster's barrow, and voices.
-
-As he painted, the sounds outside brought before him the vision of the
-King's Road, Chelsea, where flaming June was also at work with her
-golden brush and palette of violet colours.
-
-He saw in imagination the scarlet pyramids of strawberries in the shops.
-The blazing barrow of flowers all a-growing and a-blowing, the late-June
-morning crowd, and through the crowd wending its way the figure of a
-girl.
-
-He was in love.
-
-In the breast-pocket of his coat (on the heart side) lay a letter he had
-received by the early morning post. The handwriting was large and
-generous and careless, for no man living could tell the "m's" from the
-"w's," or the "t's" from the "l's." It ran somewhat to this effect:
-
-
- "THE LAURELS, HIGHGATE.
-
- "Father is worrying dreadfully, and I want your advice. I think I
- will be in the King's Road to-morrow, and will call on you. Excuse
- this scrawl.--In wild haste,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT.
-
- "How's the picture?"
-
-
-Occasionally as he painted he touched his coat where the letter lay, as
-if to make sure of its presence.
-
-Suddenly he ceased working. There was a step on the stairs, a knock at
-the door. Could it be?----
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-A LOST TYPE
-
-
-"My young friend Leavesley," cried the apparition that had suddenly
-framed itself in the doorway; "busy as usual--and how is Art?"
-
-"I don't know. Come in and shut the door; take a seat, take a
-cigarette--bother this drapery--well, what have you been doing with
-yourself?"
-
-Mr Verneede took neither a seat nor a cigarette. He took his place
-behind the painter, and gazed at the work in progress with a critical
-air.
-
-He was a fantastic-looking old gentleman, dressed in a tightly-buttoned
-frock coat. A figure suggestive of Count d'Orsay gone to the dogs.
-Mildewed, washed, and mangled by Fate, and very much faded in the
-process.
-
-He said nothing for a moment, and then he said, after a long and
-critical survey of the little _genre_ picture on which our artist was
-engaged:
-
-"Your work improves, decidedly your work improves, Leavesley--improves,
-very much so, very much so, very much so."
-
-The artist said nothing, and the irresponsible critic, placing his hat
-on the floor and tightly clasping the umbrella he carried under his left
-arm, made a funnel of his hands and gazed through it at the picture.
-
-"Decidedly, decidedly; but might I make a suggestion?"
-
-"Yes, yes."
-
-"Well, now, frankly, the attitude of that man with the axe----"
-
-"Which man with the axe?"
-
-"He in the right-hand corner by the----"
-
-"That's not a man with an axe, that's a lady with a _fan_, you old owl."
-
-"Heavens!" cried Mr Verneede. "How could I have been so deceived, it was
-the light. Of course, of course, of course--a lady with a fan, it's
-quite obvious now. A lady with a fan--do you find these very small
-pictures pay, Leavesley?"
-
-"Yes--no--I don't know. Sit down, like a good fellow; that's right--look
-here."
-
-"I attend."
-
-"I'm expecting a young lady to call here to-day."
-
-"A young lady?"
-
-"Yes, and I wish you'd wait and see her."
-
-"I shall be charmed."
-
-"You will when you see her--but it's not that. See here, Verneede, I
-want to explain her to you."
-
-"I listen."
-
-"She's quite unlike any one else."
-
-"Ha!"
-
-"I mean in this way, she's so jolly and innocent and altogether good,
-that upon my word I wish she wasn't coming here alone."
-
-"You fear to trust yourself----"
-
-"Oh, rubbish! only, it doesn't seem the thing."
-
-"Decidedly not, decidedly not."
-
-"Oh, _rubbish_! she's as safe here as if she were with her
-grandfather--what I mean to say is this, she's so innocent of the world
-that she does things quite innocently that--that conventional people
-don't do, don't you know. She has no mother."
-
-"Poor young thing!"
-
-"And her father, who is one of the jolliest men in the world, lets her
-do anything she likes. I wish I had a female of some sort to receive her
-here, but I haven't," said Mr Leavesley, looking round the studio as if
-in search of the article in question.
-
-"I know of an eminently respectable female," said Mr Verneede
-meditatively, "who would fall in with your requirements; unfortunately,
-she is not available at a short notice; she lives in Hoxton, as a matter
-of fact."
-
-"That's no use, might as well live in the moon. No matter, _you'll_ do,
-an excellent substitute like What's-his-name's marmalade."
-
-"May I ask," said Mr Verneede, rather stiffly, as if slightly ruffled
-by this last remark, "is this young lady, from a worldly point of view,
-an _eligible partie_?"
-
-"Don't know, she's a most lovable girl. I met them in Paris, she and her
-father, and travelled back with them. They have a big house up at
-Highgate, and an estate somewhere in the country, but, somehow, I fancy
-their affairs are involved. Mr Lambert always seems to be going to law
-with people. No matter, I want to get some cakes--cakes and tea are the
-right sort of things to offer a person--a girl--wine is impossible.
-What's the time? After two! Wait here for me, I won't be long."
-
-He took his hat, and left the studio to Mr Verneede.
-
-Verneede was one of those _bizarre_ figures, with whose construction
-Nature seems to have had very little to do. What he had been was a
-mystery, where he lived was to most people a mystery, and what he lived
-on was a mystery to every one. Some tiny income he must have had, but no
-man knew from whence it came. Useless and picturesque as an old
-fashion-plate, he wandered through life with an umbrella under his arm,
-ready to stand at any street corner in the chill east wind or the
-broiling sun and listen to any tale told by any man, and give useless
-advice or instruction on any subject.
-
-His criticisms were the despair and delight of artists, according to
-their liability to be soothed or maddened by the absolutely inane.
-
-For the rest, he was quite harmless, his chiefest vice, after a taste
-for beer, a passion for borrowing umbrellas and never returning them.
-
-Mr Verneede seated, immersed in his own weird thoughts and
-contemplations, came suddenly to consciousness again with a start.
-
-A dark-haired girl of that lost type which recalls La Cruche Cassee and
-the Love-in-April conceptions of Fragonard, exquisitely pretty and
-exquisitely dressed, was in the studio. He had not heard her knock, or
-perceived her enter. Had she descended through the ceiling or risen from
-the floor? was it a real girl, or was it June materialised in a gown of
-corn-flower blue, and with wild field poppies in her breast?
-
-"God bless my soul!" said Mr Verneede.
-
-"You were asleep, I think," said the girl. "I'm so sorry to have
-disturbed you, but I want to see Mr Leavesley; this _is_ his studio, I
-think."
-
-"Oh, certainly, yes, this is his studio, I believe. Pray take a seat.
-Ah, yes--dear me, what a strange coincidence----"
-
-"And these are his pictures?" said the girl, looking round her in an
-interested way. She had placed a tiny parcel and an impossible parasol
-on the table, and was drawing off a suede glove leisurely, as she
-glanced around her.
-
-"These are his pictures," answered the old gentleman, "works of
-art--very much so, the highest art inspired by the truest genius."
-
-Miss Lambert--for the June-like apparition was Miss Lambert--followed
-with her little face the sweep of the old gentleman's arm as he pointed
-out the highest art inspired by the truest genius. Rough studies,
-canvases turned face to the wall, and one or two small finished
-pictures.
-
-Then, realising that he had found an innocent victim, he began to
-expatiate on art and on the pictures around them, and she to listen,
-innocence attending to ignorance.
-
-"He is very clever, isn't he?" put in Miss Lambert, during a pause in
-the exordium.
-
-"A genius, my dear young lady, a genius," said Mr Verneede, looking at
-her over his shoulder as he replaced on a high bracket a little picture
-he had reached down to show her.
-
-"One of the few living artists who can paint light. I may say that he
-paints light with a delicacy and an elegance all his own. _Fiat
-Lux_"--the shelf came down with a crash and a cloud of dust--"as the
-poet says--pray don't move, I will restore the _debris_--as the poet
-says. Now the gem of my young friend Leavesley's collection, in my mind,
-is the John the Baptist."
-
-He went to a huge canvas which stood with its face to the wall, seized
-it with arms outstretched, and turned it towards the girl.
-
-It was a picture of a semi-nude female after Reubens that the blundering
-old gentleman had seized upon.
-
-"Observe the sunlight on the beard," came the voice of the showman from
-behind the canvas, "the devotion in the eyes, the--ooch!!"
-
-A pillow caught from the couch by Frank Leavesley who had just entered,
-and dexterously thrown, had flattened canvas and showman beneath a cloud
-of dust.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-A COUNCIL OF THREE
-
-
-"Now, let's all be happy," said Miss Lambert; they had finished tea and
-Belinda was removing the things, "for I must be going in a minute, and I
-have such a lot of things to say--oh dear me, that reminds me," her
-under-lip fell slightly.
-
-"What?" asked Leavesley.
-
-"That I'm perfectly miserable."
-
-"Oh, don't say that----"
-
-"My dear young lady----"
-
-"I mean I _ought_ to be perfectly miserable," said Miss Lambert with a
-charming smile, "but somehow I'm not. Do you know, I never am what I
-ought to be. When I ought to be happy I'm miserable, and when I ought to
-be miserable I'm happy. Father says I was addled at birth, and that I
-ought to have been put out of doors on a red-hot shovel as they used to
-do long ago in Ireland with the omadlunns, or was it the changelings--no
-matter. I wanted to talk to you about father--no, please don't go," to
-Verneede, who had made a little movement as if to say "Am I _de trop_?"
-"You are both so clever I'm sure you will be able to give me good
-advice. He's worrying so."
-
-"Ah!" said Mr Verneede, with the air of a physician at a consultation.
-He was in his element, he saw a prospect of unburthening himself of some
-of his superfluous advice.
-
-"It's this Action," resumed Fanny, as if she were speaking of a tumour
-or carbuncle, "that makes him so bad; I'm getting quite frightened about
-him."
-
-"Was that the action he spoke to me about?" asked Leavesley.
-
-"Which?" asked Fanny.
-
-"The one against a bookseller?"
-
-"Oh no, I think that's settled; it's the one against our cousin, Mr
-Bevan."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"It's about the right-of-way--I mean the right of fishing in a stream
-down in Buckinghamshire. They've spent ever so much money over it, it's
-worrying father to death, but he _won't_ give it up. I thought perhaps
-if _you_ spoke to him you might have some influence with him."
-
-"I'd be delighted to do anything," said Leavesley. "What is this man
-Bevan like?"
-
-"Frightfully rich, and a beast."
-
-"That's comprehensive anyhow," said Leavesley.
-
-"Most, most--most clear and comprehensive," concurred Mr Verneede.
-
-"I hate him!" said Fanny, her eyes flashing, "and I wish he and his old
-fish stream were--boiled."
-
-"That would certainly solve the difficulty," said Leavesley, scratching
-the side of his hand meditatively.
-
-"And his beastly old solicitor too," continued the girl, tenderly
-lifting a lady-bird, that had somehow got into the studio and on to her
-knee, on the point of her finger. "Isn't he beautiful?"
-
-"Most," assented Leavesley, gazing with an artist's delight at the white
-tapering finger on which the painted and polished insect was balancing
-preparatory to flight.
-
-"Who is his solicitor, by the way?"
-
-"Mr Hancock of Southampton Row."
-
-"Mr Who?"
-
-"Hancock."
-
-"Why, he's my uncle."
-
-"Oh!" cried Fanny, "I _am_ sorry."
-
-"That he's my uncle?"
-
-"No--that I said that----"
-
-"Oh, that doesn't matter. I've often wished him boiled. It's awfully
-funny, though, that he should be this man Bevan's solicitor--very."
-
-"I have an idea," said Verneede, leaning forward in his chair and
-pressing the points of his fingers together.
-
-"My dear young lady, may I make a suggestion?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny.
-
-"Two suggestions, I should have said."
-
-"Fire away," cut in Leavesley.
-
-"Well, my dear young lady, if my advice were asked I would first of all
-say 'dam the stream.'"
-
-"Verneede!" cried Leavesley. "What are you saying?"
-
-"Father's always damning it," replied Miss Lambert with a laugh, "but it
-doesn't seem to do much good."
-
-"My other suggestion," said Verneede, taken aback at the supposed
-beaver-like attributes of Mr Lambert, "is this, go in your own person to
-the friend of my friend Leavesley. I mean the uncle of my friend. Go to
-Mr Hancock, go to him frankly, fearlessly, tell him the tale you have
-told us; tell it to him with your own lips, in your own manner, with
-your own charm; say to him 'You are killing my father--cease.' Speak to
-him in your own way, smile at him----"
-
-"_That's_ not a bad idea," said Miss Lambert, turning to Leavesley, who
-was seated mouth open, aghast at this lunatic proposition.
-
-"That's a _splendid_ idea, and I'll _do_ it."
-
-"Say to him 'Cease!'" continued Verneede, speaking in an inspired voice.
-"Say to him----"
-
-"Oh, shut up!" cried Leavesley, shaken out of politeness. "Do you know
-what you're talking about? Hancock is Bevan's solicitor."
-
-"That's just why I'm going to him," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"But it's against all the rules of everything. I'm not sure that it
-wouldn't be considered tampering with--um--Justice."
-
-"It's not a question of justice, it's a question of common-sense," said
-Miss Lambert.
-
-"Exactly," said Verneede, "common-sense; if this Mr--er--the uncle of my
-friend Leavesley, is endowed with common-sense and a sense of
-justice--yes, justice and a feeling for beauty----"
-
-"Oh, do stop!" said Leavesley, the prosaic vision of James Hancock
-rising before him.
-
-"What on earth do lawyers know of justice or beauty or----"
-
-"If they don't," replied Fanny, "it's quite time they were taught."
-
-"Quite," concurred Verneede.
-
-When certain chemicals are brought into juxtaposition certain results
-result. So it is with brains. Mr Leavesley for a moment sat
-contemplating the crazy plan propounded by Mr Verneede. Then he broke
-into a laugh. His imagination pictured the interview between Miss
-Lambert and his uncle.
-
-"Well, go ahead," he said. "Perhaps you're right; I don't know much
-about the law, but, anyhow, it's not a hanging matter. When are you
-going?"
-
-"Now," said Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves.
-
-Leavesley looked at his watch.
-
-"You'll scarcely catch him at the office unless you take a cab."
-
-"I'll take a cab. Will you come with me?"
-
-"Yes, rather!"
-
-"Only as far as the door," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"It's like going to the dentist; I always take father with me to the
-dentist's as far as the door, for fear I'd run away. Once I'm in I don't
-care a bit; it's the going in is the dreadful part."
-
-"I know," said Leavesley, reaching for his hat. "It's like facing the
-music, the overture is the worst part."
-
-"I don't think you'd call it music," said Miss Lambert, "if you heard me
-at the dentist's when he's working that drill thing--ugh! Come."
-
-They left the studio.
-
-The prospect of having Miss Lambert all alone to himself in a cab made
-the heart of Mr Leavesley palpitate, mixed emotions filled his soul.
-Blue funk was the basis of these emotions. He was going to propose, so
-he told himself, immediately, the instant they were in the cab and the
-horse had started. That was all very well as a statement made to
-himself: it did not conceal the fact that Miss Lambert was a terribly
-difficult girl to propose to. One of those jolly girls who treat one as
-a brother are generally the most difficult to deal with when one
-approaches them as a lover. But Miss Lambert, besides the fact of her
-jollity and her treatment of Mr Leavesley as a brother, had a
-personality all her own. She seemed to him a combination of the
-practical and the unpractical in about equal proportions, one could
-never tell how she would take things.
-
-They walked down the King's Road looking for a cab, Miss Lambert and
-Verneede engaged in vivacious conversation, Leavesley silent, engaged in
-troubled attempts to think.
-
-I give a few links from the chain of his thoughts just as a specimen.
-
-"Fanny, I love you--no, I can't say that, it's too bald and brutal. Miss
-Lambert, I have long wanted to--oh, rubbish! How would it do to take her
-hand--I _daren't_--bother!--does she care a button about me? Perhaps it
-would be better to put it off till the next time--I'm not going to funk
-it--may I call you Fanny?--or Fanny--may I call you Fanny? or Miss
-Lambert may I call you Fanny? How would it be to write? No, I'll _do_
-it."
-
-They stopped, Mr Verneede had hailed a cab, and Leavesley came out of
-his reverie to find a four-wheeler drawing up at the pavement.
-
-"Hullo," he said to Verneede, "what did you call that thing for?"
-
-"To drive in," replied Fanny, whilst Verneede opened the door. "Get in,
-I'm in a horrible fright."
-
-"But," said Leavesley, "a four-wheeler--why not a hansom?"
-
-"No, no," said Miss Lambert, getting into the vehicle, "I hate hansoms,
-I was thrown out of one once. Besides, this is more _respectable_. Do
-get in quick, and tell the man to drive fast; I want to get the agony
-over."
-
-"Corner of Southampton Row," cried Leavesley to the driver. He got in,
-Verneede shut the door and stood on the pavement, bowing and smiling in
-an antiquated way as they drove off.
-
-It was a four-wheeler with pretensions in the form of maroon velveteen
-cushions and rubber tyres, a would-be imitation brougham, but the old
-growler blood came out in its voice, every window rattled. Driving in
-it, one could hear oneself speak, but conversation with a companion to
-be intelligible had to be conducted in a mild shout.
-
-"I don't in the least know what I'm going to say to him," cried Miss
-Lambert, leaning forward towards her companion--he was seated opposite
-to her on the front seat. "I'm so nervous, I can't think."
-
-"Don't go to him."
-
-"I must, now we've taken the cab."
-
-"Let's go somewhere else."
-
-"Where?"
-
-"Anywhere--Madame Tussaud's."
-
-"No, no, I'm _going_. Don't let's talk of it, let's talk of something
-pleasant." She opened her purse, turned its meagre contents into her
-lap, and examined some bills that were stuffed into a side compartment.
-
-"What's two-and-six, and three shillings, and eighteen pence?"
-
-"Eight shillings, I think," answered Leavesley after a moment's thought.
-
-"Then I've lost a shilling," pouted Miss Lambert, counting her money,
-replacing it, and closing the purse with a snap. "No matter, let's think
-of something pleasant. Isn't old Mr Verneede sweet?"
-
-"Fanny," said Leavesley, ignoring the saccharine possibilities of Mr
-Verneede--"may I call you Fanny?"
-
-"Of course, every one does. I say, is this cabman taking us right?"
-
-"Yes, quite. What I was going to say," weakly and suddenly, "Fanny,
-let's go somewhere some day, and have a really good time."
-
-"Where?"
-
-"Up the river--anywhere."
-
-"I'd love to," said Miss Lambert. "I haven't been up the river for ages;
-let's have a picnic."
-
-"Yes, let's; what day could you come?"
-
-"Any day--at least some day. Some day next week--only father is going
-away next week, and a picnic would be nothing without _him_."
-
-"Suppose you and I and Verneede went for a picnic next week?"
-
-"That would be fun," said the girl; "we can make tea--oh, don't let us
-talk of picnics, I feel miserable. Will he _eat_ me, do you think?"
-
-"Who?"
-
-"Mr Hancock."
-
-"Not he--unless he has the gout, he's perfectly savage when he has the
-gout--I say?"
-
-"What?"
-
-"You'd better not tell him you know me."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"Oh, because I've been fighting with him lately. I quarrel with him
-once in three months or so. If he thought you and I were friends, it
-might put his back up."
-
-"I'll be mum," said Miss Lambert.
-
-"I'll wait for you at the corner till you come out," said Leavesley,
-"and tell me, Fanny."
-
-"What?"
-
-"You _will_ come for a picnic, won't you?"
-
-"Rather, if I'm alive. I feel like the young lady of Niger--wasn't
-it?--who went for a ride on a tiger, just before she saddled it----"
-
-The cab rattled and rumbled them at last into Oxford Street. At the
-corner of Southampton Row it stopped. They got out, and Leavesley paid
-and dismissed the driver.
-
-"That's the house down there," said he, "No. --. I'll wait for you here;
-_don't_ be long."
-
-"I won't be a minute, at least I'll be as short as I can. Now I'm
-_going_."
-
-She tripped off, and Leavesley watched her flitting by the grim,
-business-like houses. She turned for a second, glanced back, and then
-No. -- engulfed her.
-
-Leavesley waited, trying to picture to himself the interview that was
-in progress. Trying to fancy what Miss Lambert was saying to Mr James
-Hancock, and what Mr James Hancock was saying to Miss Lambert.
-
-Surely no one in London could have suggested such a proceeding except
-Verneede, a proceeding so hopelessly insane from a business point of
-view.
-
-To call on your adversary's solicitor, and tell him to cease because he
-was worrying your father to death!
-
-Besides, Lambert was the man who ought to cease, because it was Lambert
-who was the plaintiff.
-
-Punching a man's head, and then telling him to cease!
-
-Mr Leavesley burst into a laugh that caused a passing old lady to hurry
-on her way.
-
-He waited. Five minutes passed, ten, fifteen; _what_ was happening?
-
-It was nearly closing time at the office. Twenty minutes passed. Could
-James Hancock really have devoured Fanny in a fit of gout and
-irritation?
-
-He saw Bridgewater, the old chief clerk, come out and make off down
-Southampton Row with a bag in his hand.
-
-Three-quarters of an hour had gone, and Leavesley had taken his watch
-out for the twentieth time, when from the doorway of No. -- Fanny
-appeared, a glimmer of blue like a butterfly just broken from its
-chrysalis.
-
-Leavesley made two steps towards her, then he paused. Immediately after
-Fanny came James Hancock, umbrella in hand, and hat on the back of his
-head.
-
-He was accompanying her.
-
-Fanny glanced in Leavesley's direction, and then she and her companion
-walked away down Southampton Row, Hancock walking with his long stride;
-Fanny trotting beside him, neither, apparently, speaking one to the
-other.
-
-Leavesley followed full of amazement.
-
-He could tell from his uncle's manner of walking, and from the way he
-wore his hat, that he was either irritated or perplexed. He walked
-hurriedly, and, viewed from behind, he had the appearance of a physician
-who was going to an urgent case.
-
-Much marvelling, the artist followed. He saw Hancock hail a passing
-four-wheeler, and open the door. Fanny got in, her companion gave some
-directions to the driver, got in after the girl, closed the door, and
-the cab drove off.
-
-"Now, what on earth can this mean?" asked Mr Leavesley, taking off his
-hat and drawing his hand across his brow.
-
-Disgust at being robbed of Fanny struggled in his mind with a feeling of
-pure, unadulterated wonder.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-HANCOCK & HANCOCK
-
-
-Frank Leavesley's uncle, Mr James Hancock of Gordon Square and
-Southampton Row, Solicitor, was, in the year of this story, still
-unmarried.
-
-The firm of Hancock & Hancock had thrived in Bloomsbury for upwards of a
-hundred years. By a judicious exercise of the art of dropping bad
-clients and picking up good, and retaining the good when picked up, it
-had built for itself a business second to none in the soliciting world
-of the Metropolis.
-
-To be a successful solicitor is not so easy a matter as you may
-suppose. Take your own case, for instance, and imagine how many men you
-would trust with the fact that your wife is in a madhouse and not on a
-visit to her aunt; with the reason why your son requires cutting off
-with a shilling; why you have to pay so much a month to So-and-so--and
-so on. How many men would you trust with your title-deeds, and bonds,
-and scrip, even as you would trust yourself?
-
-The art of inspiring confidence combined with the less facile arts of
-straight dealing and right living, had placed the Hancocks in the first
-rank of their profession, and kept them there for over a hundred years.
-
-James, the last of the race, was in personal appearance typical of his
-forebears. Rather tall, thin, with a high colour suggestive of port
-wine, and a fidgety manner, you would never have guessed him at first
-sight to be one of the keenest business men in London, the depository of
-awful secrets, and the instigator and successful leader of legal forlorn
-hopes.
-
-His dress was genteel, verging on the shabby, a hideous brown horse-hair
-watch guard crossed his waistcoat, and he habitually carried an
-umbrella that would have damned the reputation of any struggling
-professional man.
-
-His sister kept house for him in Gordon Square. She was just one year
-his senior. An acid woman, early-Victorian in her tendencies and get-up,
-Patience Hancock, to use the cook's expression, had been "born with the
-key of the coal cellar in her pocket." She certainly carried the key of
-the wine cellar there, and the keys of the plate pantry, larder, jam
-depository, and Tantalus case. Everything lock-upable in the Gordon
-Square establishment was locked up, and every month or so she received a
-"warning" from one of the domestics under her charge.
-
-The art of setting by the ears and treading on corns came to her by
-nature, it was her misfortune, not her fault, for despite her acidity
-she had a heart, atrophied from disuse, perhaps, but still a heart.
-
-She treated her brother as though she were twenty years his senior, and
-she had prevented him from marrying by subtle arts of her own, exercised
-unconsciously, perhaps, but none the less potently. His affair with Miss
-Wilkinson, eldest daughter of Alderman Wilkinson, an affair which
-occurred twenty years ago, had been withered, or blasted, if you like
-the expression better, by Patience Hancock. She had caused no bitter
-feelings towards herself in the breast of either of the parties
-concerned in this old-time love affair, but all the same she had parted
-them.
-
-Two other attempts on the part of James Hancock to mate and have done
-with the business failed for no especial reason, and of late years, from
-all external signs, he appeared to have come to the determination to
-have done with the business without mating.
-
-Patience had almost dismissed the subject from her mind; secure in the
-conviction that her brother's heart had jellified and set, she had
-almost given up espionage, and had settled down before the prospect of a
-comfortable old age with lots of people to bully and a free hand in the
-management of her brother and his affairs.
-
-Bridgewater, Hancock's confidential clerk, a man of seventy adorned with
-the simplicity of a child of ten, had hitherto been her confidant.
-
-Bridgewater, seduced with a glass of port wine and a biscuit, had helped
-materially in the blasting of the Wilkinson affair twenty years before.
-He had played the part of spy several times, unconsciously, or partly
-so, and to-day he was just the same old blunderer, ready to fall into
-any trap set for him by an acute woman.
-
-He adored Patience Hancock for no perceptible earthly reason except that
-he had known her in short frocks, and besides this weak-minded adoration
-he regarded her as part and parcel of the business, and regarded her
-commands as equivalent to the commands of her brother.
-
-Of late years his interviews with Patience had been few, she had no need
-for him; and as he sat over his bachelor's fire at nights rubbing his
-shins and thinking and dreaming, sometimes across his recollective
-faculty would stray the old past, the confidences, the port, and the
-face of Patience Hancock all in a pleasant jumble.
-
-He felt that of late years, somehow, his power to please had in some
-mysterious manner waned, and, failing a more valid reason, he put it
-down to that change in things and people which is the saddest
-accompaniment of age.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-OMENS
-
-
-One day this late June, or one morning, rather, Miss Hancock's dreams of
-the future and her part in it became again troubled.
-
-James Hancock, to use a simile taken from the garden, showed signs of
-sprouting. A new hat had come home the night before from the hatter's,
-and he had bought a new necktie _himself_. Hitherto he had paid for his
-neckties and Patience had bought them, sombre neckties suitable to a
-lawyer and a celibate. This thing from Amery and Loders, a thing of
-lilac silk suitable enough for a man of twenty, caused Patience to stare
-when it appeared at breakfast one morning round the neck of her brother.
-
-But she said nothing, she poured out the tea and watched her brother
-opening his letters and reading his newspaper, and munching his toast.
-She listened to his remarks on the price of consols and the fall in
-Russian bonds, and his grumbles because the "bacon was fried to a
-cinder," just as she had watched and listened for the last thirty
-years. Then, when he had finished and departed, she rose and went
-downstairs to bully the cook and terrorise the maids, which
-accomplished, she retired to her own room to dress preparatory to going
-out.
-
-The house in Gordon Square had the solidity of structure and the gloom
-peculiar to the higher class houses in Bloomsbury. The great
-drawing-room had a chandelier that lived in a bag, and sofas and chairs
-arrayed in brown holland overalls; there were things in woolwork that
-Amelia Sedley might have worked, and abominations of art, deposited by
-the early Victorian age, struggled for pride of place with Georgian
-artistic attempts. The dining-room was furnished with solid mahogany,
-and everything in and about the place seemed solid and constructed with
-a view to eternity and the everlasting depression of man.
-
-A week's sojourn in this house explained much of a certain epoch in
-English History to the mind of the sojourner; at the termination of the
-visit one began to understand dimly the humours of Gillray and the
-fidelity to truth of that atmosphere of gloom pervading the pictures of
-Hogarth. One understood why, in that epoch, men drank deep, why women
-swooned and improved swooning into a fine art, why Society was generally
-beastly and brutal, and why great lords sat up all night soaking
-themselves with brandy and waiting to see the hangman turn off a couple
-of poor wretches in the dawn; also, why men hanged themselves without
-waiting for the hangman, alleging for reason "the spleen."
-
-Miss Hancock, having arranged herself to her own satisfaction, took her
-parasol from the stand in the hall, and departed on business bent.
-
-She held three books in her hand--the butcher's, the baker's, and the
-greengrocer's. She felt in a cheerful mood, as her programme included
-and commenced with an attack on the butcher--_Casus Belli_--an
-overcharge made on the last leg of mutton but one. Having defeated the
-butcher, and tackled the other unfortunates and paid them, she paused
-near Mudie's Library as if in thought. Then she made direct for
-Southampton Row and the office of her brother, where, as she entered the
-outer office, Bridgewater was emerging from the sanctum of his master,
-holding clutched to his breast an armful of books and papers.
-
-Bridgewater would have delighted the heart of John Leech. He had a red
-and almost perfectly round face; his spectacles were round, his body was
-round, his eyes were round, and the expression of his countenance, if I
-may be allowed the figure, was round. It was also slightly mazed; he
-seemed forever lost in a mild astonishment, the slightest thing out of
-the common, heightened this expression of chronic astonishment into one
-of acute amazement. A rat in the office, a fall in the funds, a clerk
-giving notice to leave, any of these little incidents was sufficient to
-wreathe the countenance of Mr Bridgewater with an expression that would
-not have been out of place had he been gazing upon the ruins of Pompeii,
-or the eruption of Mont Pelee. He had scanty white hair and enormous
-feet, and was, despite his bemazed look, a very acute old gentleman in
-business hours. The inside of his head was stuffed with facts like a
-Whitaker's almanac, and people turned to him for reference as they would
-turn to "Pratt's Law of Highways" or "Archbold's Lunacy."
-
-Bridgewater seeing Miss Hancock enter, released somewhat his tight hold
-on the books and papers, and they all slithered pell mell on to the
-floor. She nodded to him, and, stepping over the papers, tapped with the
-handle of her parasol at the door of the inner office. Mr Hancock was
-disengaged, and she went in, closing the door behind her carefully as
-though fearful of some secret escaping.
-
-She had no secret to communicate, however, and no business to transact,
-she only wanted a loan of Bridgewater for an hour to consult him about
-the lease of a house at Peckham. (Miss Hancock had money in her own
-right.) Having obtained the loan and stropped her brother's temper to a
-fine edge, so that he was sharp with the clerks and irritable with the
-clients till luncheon time, Miss Hancock took herself off, saying to the
-head clerk as she passed out, "I want you to come round to luncheon,
-Bridgewater, to consult you about a lease; my brother says he can spare
-you. Come at half-past one sharp; Good-day."
-
-"Well to be sure!" said Bridgewater scratching his encyclopaedic head,
-and gazing in the direction of the doorway through which the lady had
-vanished.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-LAMBERT _V._ BEVAN
-
-
-Now the germinal spot of this veracious history consists in the fact
-that numbered amongst Mr James Hancock's most prized clients was a young
-gentleman of the name of Bevan; the gentleman, in short, whom Miss Fanny
-Lambert described as "frightfully rich and a beast."
-
-Mr Charles Maximilian Bevan, to give him his full title, inhabited a set
-of chambers in the "Albany," midway between the Piccadilly end and the
-end opening upon Vigo Street.
-
-He was a young man of about twenty-three years of age, of a not
-unpleasing but rather heavy appearance, absolutely unconscious of the
-humour that lay in himself or in the world around him, and possessed of
-a fine, furious, old-fashioned temper; a temper that would burst out
-over an ill-cooked beef steak or a missing stud, and which vented itself
-chiefly upon his valet Strutt. In most of us the port of our ancestors
-runs to gout; in Mr Bevan it ran to temper.
-
-He was a bachelor. Hamilton Cox, the author of "The Pillar of Salt,"
-once said that the Almighty had appointed Charles Bevan to be a
-bachelor, and that he had taken up his appointment. To his friends it
-seemed so, and it seemed a pity, for he was an orphan and very wealthy,
-and had no unpleasant vices. He possessed Highshot Towers and five
-thousand acres of land in the richest part of Buckinghamshire, a moor in
-Scotland which he let each autumn to a man from Chicago, and a house in
-Mayfair which he also let.
-
-Mr Bevan was not exactly a miser, but he was careful; no cabman ever
-received more from him than his legal fare; he studied the city news in
-the _Times_ each morning, and Strutt was kept informed as to the price
-of Consols by the state of his master's temper, also as to the dividends
-declared by the Great Northern, South Eastern, London North Western
-Railways, and the Glasgow Gas Works, in all of which concerns Mr Bevan
-was a heavy holder.
-
-In his life he had rarely been known to give a penny to a beggar man,
-yet each year he gave a good many pounds to the Charity Organisation
-Society, and the Hospitals, feeling sure that money invested in these
-institutions would not be misspent, and might even, perhaps, bear some
-shadowy dividend in the life to come.
-
-He had a horror of cardsharpers, poets, foreigners, inferior artists,
-and badly dressed people in general--every one, in fact, beyond the pale
-of what he was pleased to call "Respectability"--but beyond all these
-and above all these, he had a horror of spendthrifts.
-
-The Bevans had always been like that; there had been drinking Bevans,
-and fighting Bevans, and foolish Bevans of various descriptions, even
-open-handed Bevans, but there had never been a thoroughpaced squandering
-Bevan. Very different was it with the Lamberts, whose estate lay
-contiguous to that of Bevan, down in Bucks. How the Lamberts had held
-together as a family for four hundred years, certain; through the
-spacious times of Elizabeth, the questionable time of Charles, the
-winter of the Commonwealth; how the ship of Lambert passed entire
-between the Scylla of the Cocoa tree and the charybdis of Crockfords;
-how it weathered the roaring forties, are question constituting a
-problem indissoluble, even when we take into account the known capacity
-of the Lamberts for trimming, swashbuckling and good fellowship
-generally. A problem, however, upon which the present story will,
-perhaps, cast some light.
-
-How jolly Jack Lambert played with Gerald Fiennes till he lost his
-house, his horses, his carriages, and his deaf and dumb negro servant.
-How with a burst of laughter he staked his wife and won back his negro,
-staked both, and retrieved his horses and his carriages, and at five
-o'clock of a bright May morning rose from the table having eternally
-broken and ruined Fiennes, was a story current in the days when William,
-the first of the Bevans, was a sober cloth merchant in Wych Street, and
-Charles, the first of the Stuarts, held his pleasant Court at
-Windsor--_Carpe Diem_, it was the motto of jolly Jack Lambert. _Festina
-Lente_ said William of the cloth-yard.
-
-The houses of Bevan and Lambert had never agreed, brilliancy and dulness
-rarely do, they had intermarried, however, with the result that the
-present George Lambert and the present Charles Bevan were cousins of a
-sort, cousins that had never spoken one to the other, and, moreover, at
-the present moment, were engaged, as we know, in active litigation as to
-the rights of fishing in an all but fishless stream some twelve feet
-broad, which separated the estates and the kinsmen.
-
-Some twelve months previously it appears Strutt being sent down to
-Highshot Towers to superintend some alterations, had found in the
-gun-room a fishing-rod, and yielding to his cockney instincts, had
-fished, catching by some miracle a dilapidated looking jack.
-
-He had promptly been set upon and beaten by a person whom Lambert called
-his keeper, and who, according to Strutt, swam the stream like an otter,
-hit him in the eye, broke the rod, and vanished with the jack.
-
-So began the memorable action of Bevan _v._ Lambert, which, having been
-won in the Queen's Bench by Charles Bevan, was now at the date of our
-story, waiting its turn to appear before the Lords Justices of Appeal.
-It was stated, such was the animus with which this lawsuit was
-conducted, that George Lambert was cutting down timber to defray the
-costs of the lawyers, a fallacious statement, for the estate of Lambert
-was mortgaged beyond the hope of redemption.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-THE BEVAN TEMPER
-
-
-On a fine morning, two days after Miss Lambert's visit to Mr Hancock, Mr
-Bevan entered his sitting-room in the "Albany" dressed for going out. He
-wore a tea rose in his buttonhole, and Strutt, who followed his master,
-bore in his hands a glossy silk hat far more carefully than if it had
-been a baby.
-
-A most comfortably furnished and tastefully upholstered room was this in
-which Charles Bevan smoked his one cigar and drank his one whisky and
-seltzer before retiring to bed each night; everything spoke of an
-orderly and well-regulated mind; of books there were few in bindings
-sedate as their subject matter, and they had the air of prisoners rarely
-released from the narrow cases that contained them. On the walls hung a
-series of Gillray's engravings depicting "the flagitious absurdities of
-the French during their occupation of Egypt." On the table reposed the
-_Field_, the _Times_, and the _Spectator_ (uncut).
-
-"But what the deuce can he _want_?" said Charles, who was holding an
-open letter in his hand. It was a letter from the family lawyer asking
-his attendance in Southampton Row at his earliest convenience.
-
-"Maybe," said Strutt, blowing away a speck of dust that had dared to
-settle on the hat, "Maybe, sir, it's about the lawsuit."
-
-Bevan put the letter in his pocket, took his hat and stick from the
-faithful Strutt and departed.
-
-He made for "Brooks'."
-
-Mr Bevan patronised "Brooks'" and the "Reform."
-
-In the deserted smoking-room of "Brooks'" he sat down to write some
-letters, and here followeth the correspondence of a modern Chesterfield.
-
-
- "TO J. HOLDSWORTH,
- HAY STREET, PIMLICO.
-
- "Sir,--The thing you sent for my inspection yesterday is no use.
- I'm not anxious to buy camels. Please do not trouble any more in
- the matter. I wasted half an hour over this yesterday and my time
- is valuable if the time of your groom is not.--Yours truly,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MRS NEURAPATH,
- Secretary to Neurapath's Home for
- Lost and Starving Cats, BERMONDSEY.
-
- "Madam,--In answer to your third demand for a contribution to your
- funds, I write to tell you that it is my fixed rule never to
- contribute to private charities.--Yours, etc.,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MESSRS TEITZ;
- Breeches Makers, OXFORD STREET.
-
- "Sir,--Please send your foreman to see me in the 'Albany' to-morrow
- at ten A.M. The breeches don't fit.--Yours, etc.,
-
- "C. M. BEVAN."
-
-
- "TO MISS PAMELA PURSEHOUSE,
- THE ROOST, ROOKHURST, KENT.
-
- "My Dearest Pam,--Just a line scribbled in a hurry to say I will be
- down in a few days. I am writing this at 'Brooks''. It's a
- beautiful morning, but I expect it will be a scorching day, like
- yesterday, it's always the way with this beastly climate, one is
- either scorched, or frozen, or drowned. Just as I am writing this,
- old Sir John Blundell has come into the room, he's the most
- terrible bore, mad on roses and can't talk of anything else, he's
- fidgetting about behind me trying to attract my attention, so I
- have to keep on writing and pretending not to see him. I'm sorry
- the buff Orpington cock is dead, was he the one who took the first
- prize? I'll get you another if you let me know where to send. I
- _think_ there are some buff Orpingtons at Highshot but am not sure,
- I don't take any interest in hens--only of course in yours. They
- say hen-farming pays on a big scale, but I don't see where the
- profit can come in. Thank goodness, that old fool Blundell has just
- gone out--now I must stop,--With love, ever yours (etc., etc.),
-
- "CHARLEY."
-
-
-The author of this modern Englishman's love letter, having stamped and
-deposited his correspondence in the club letter-box, entered the hansom
-which had been called for him, and proceeded to his solicitor, James
-Hancock, of the firm of Hancock & Hancock, Southampton Row.
-
-When Bevan was shown in, Mr Hancock was seated at his desk table,
-writing a letter with a quill pen. He tossed his spectacles up on his
-forehead and held out his hand.
-
-"I am sorry to have put you to the inconvenience of calling," said he,
-crossing his legs, and playing with a paper knife, "but the fact is, I
-have received a communication from the other side, who seem anxious to
-bring this affair to a conclusion."
-
-"Oh, do they?" said Charles Bevan.
-
-"The fact is," continued the elder gentleman slapping his knee with the
-flat of the paper knife as he spoke, "the fact is, Mr George Lambert is
-in very great financial straits, and if the truth were known, I verily
-believe the truth would be that he is quite insolvent."
-
-Charles made no reply.
-
-"But he will go on fighting the case, unless we can come to terms, even
-though he has to borrow money for the purpose, for he is a very
-litigious man this Mr George Lambert, a very litigious man!"
-
-"Well, let him fight," cried Charles; "_I_ ask nothing better."
-
-"Still," said the old lawyer, "I thought it better to lay before you the
-suggestion that has come from the other side, and which is simply
-this----" He paused, drew a tortoiseshell snuff-box from his pocket, and
-took a furious pinch of snuff. "Which is simply this, that each party
-pay their own costs, and that the fishing rights be shared equally. We
-beat them in the Queen's Bench, but when the matter comes before the
-Court of Appeal, who knows but----"
-
-"Pay _what_?" cried Charles Bevan. "Pay my own costs after having fought
-so long, and nearly beaten this pirate, this poacher! Show me the
-letter containing this proposal, this infamous suggestion."
-
-"Dear me, dear me, my dear sir, pray do not take the matter so
-crookedly," cried the man of law lowering his spectacles and beginning
-to mend a quill pen in an irritable manner. "There is nothing infamous
-in this proposal, and indeed it reached me not through the mediumship of
-a letter, but of a young lady. Mr George Lambert's daughter called upon
-me in person, a most--er--charming young lady. She gave me to understand
-from her conversation--her most artless conversation--that her
-unfortunate father is on the brink, the verge, I may say the verge of
-ruin. But he himself does not see it, pig-headed man that he is. In fact
-she, the young lady herself, does not seem to see it. Dear me, dear me,
-their condition makes me shudder."
-
-"When did she call?" asked Bevan.
-
-"Two days ago," blurted out the old lawyer splitting the quill and
-nearly cutting his finger with the penknife.
-
-"Why was I not informed sooner of this disgraceful proposition,"
-demanded Bevan.
-
-"I declare I have been so busy----" said the other.
-
-"Well, tell George Lambert, I will fight as long as I have teeth to
-fight with, and if I lose the action I'll break him anyhow," foamed
-Charles who was now in the old-fashioned port-wine temper, which was an
-heirloom in the Bevan family. "I'll buy up his mortgages and foreclose,
-tell his wretched daughter----"
-
-"Mr Bevan," suddenly interposed the lawyer, "Miss Fanny Lambert is a
-most charming lady for whom I have a deep respect--I may say a very deep
-respect--the suggestion came from her informally. I doubt indeed if Mr
-George Lambert would listen to any proposals for an amicable settlement,
-he declares you have treated him, to use his expression--er--not as one
-gentleman should treat another."
-
-Charles turned livid.
-
-"Where does this Lambert live now?"
-
-"At present he resides I believe, at his town house 'The Laurels,'
-Highgate----. Why! Mr Bevan----"
-
-Charles had risen.
-
-"He said I was not a gentleman, did he? and you listened to him, I
-suppose, and agreed with him, and you--no matter, I'll be my own
-solicitor, I'll go and see him, and tell him he ought to be ashamed of
-tampering with my business people through the medium of his daughter.
-Yes, we'll see--'The Laurels' Highgate."
-
-"Mr Bevan, Mr Bevan!" cried old James Hancock in despair.
-
-But Mr Bevan was gone, strutting out like an enraged turkey-cock through
-the outer office.
-
-"I am afraid I have but made matters worse, I am afraid I have but made
-matters worse," moaned the peace-loving Mr Hancock, rubbing his
-shrivelled hands together in an agony of discomfiture, whilst Charles
-Bevan hailed a cab outside, determined to have it out man to man with
-this cousin who had dared to say that a Bevan had behaved in a
-dishonourable manner.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-AT "THE LAURELS"
-
-
-Up in Highgate an hour later you might have seen a hansom driving about,
-pausing here and there to ask of policemen, pedestrians, and others for
-"The Laurels."
-
-"There's a' many Laurels," said the milkman, who was also the first
-director, and so after awhile Mr Bevan found to his cost.
-
-But at last they found, with the aid of a local directory, the right
-one, a spacious house built of red brick seen through an avenue of lime
-trees all abuzz with bees.
-
-There was no sign of life in the little gate lodge, and the entrance
-gate was pushed back; the orderly eye of Charles Bevan noticed that it
-was half off its hinges; also, that the weeds in the avenue were
-rampant.
-
-A laburnum had pushed its way through the limes, and a peony, as large
-almost as a cabbage, had laid its head on the avenue-way, presenting a
-walk-over-me-_I_-don't-care appearance, quite in accordance with the
-general aspect of things.
-
-The hansom drew up at the door and the traveller from Southampton Row
-flung away his cigar end, alighted, and ran up the three steps leading
-to the porch. He rang the bell, and then stood wondering at the
-luxuriance of the wisteria that overspread the porch, and contemplating
-the hind hocks of the cab-horse which had been fired.
-
-What he was about to do or say when he found himself in the presence of
-his enemy was not very clear to the mind of Mr Bevan. What did occur to
-him was that George Lambert would have the advantage over him in the
-interview, seeing that he would be in his own house--on his own
-dunghill, so to speak.
-
-He might have got into the hansom and returned to town, but that would
-have been an admission to himself that he had committed a fault, and to
-admit themselves in fault, even to themselves, was never a way with the
-Bevans.
-
-So he rang and waited, and rang again.
-
-Presently shuffling footsteps sounded from behind the door which opened
-some two inches, disclosing a pale, blue eye, part of a nose, and an
-uncertain coloured fringe.
-
-"What do you want?" cried a voice through the crack.
-
-"Does Mr George Lambert live here?"
-
-"He does, but he's from home."
-
-"Dear me," murmured Charles, whose curiosity was now greatly aroused by
-the neglected aspect of the place and the mysterious personage hidden by
-the door. He felt a great desire to penetrate further into the affairs
-of his enemy and see what was to be seen.
-
-"Is Miss Lambert in?"
-
-"Yus."
-
-"Then give her my card, please. I would like to speak to her."
-
-The person behind the door undid the chain, satisfied evidently by
-Bevan's voice and appearance that he was not a dun or a robber. The door
-opened disclosing a servant maid, very young and very dirty.
-
-This ash-cat took the piece of pasteboard, and made a pretence of
-reading it, invited Charles to enter, and then closing the door, and
-barring it this time as if to keep him in, should he try to escape, led
-the way across a rather empty hall to a library.
-
-Here she invited him to sit down upon a chair, having first dusted it
-with her apron, and declaring that she would send Miss Fanny to him in
-"a minit," vanished, and left him to his meditations.
-
-"Most extraordinary place," said Charles, glancing round at the books in
-their cases. "Most extraordinary place I ever entered."
-
-As he looked about him, he heard the youthful servant's voice raised now
-to its highest pitch, and calling "Miss Fanny, Miss Fanny, Miss
-F-a-a-anny" and dying away as if in back passages.
-
-The library was evidently much inhabited by the Lamberts; it was
-pleasantly perfumed with tobacco, and in the grate lay the expiring
-embers of a morning fire. The Lamberts were evidently not of the order
-of people who extinguish their fires on the first of May. There were
-whips and fishing-rods, and a gun or two here and there, and books
-everywhere about, besides those on the shelves. The morning paper lay
-spread open on the floor, where it had been cast by the last reader, and
-on the floor lay other things, which in most houses are to be found on
-tables, envelopes crumpled up, letters, and other trifles.
-
-On a little table by the window grew an orange-tree in a flower-pot,
-bearing oranges as large as marrow-fat peas; through the half-open
-window came wasps in and out, the perfume of mignonette and the murmur
-of distant bees.
-
-He came to the window and looked out.
-
-Outside lay the ruins of a garden bathed in the golden light of summer,
-the light that
-
-
- "Speaks wide and loud
- From deeps blown clean of cloud,
- As though day's heart were proud
- And heaven's were glad."
-
-
-Beyond lay a paddock in whose centre lay the wraith of a tennis lawn;
-the net hung shrivelled between the tottering poles, and close to the
-net he saw the forlorn figure of a girl playing what seemed a fantastic
-game of tennis all alone.
-
-She would hit the ball into the air and strike it back when it fell; if
-it went over the net she would jump after it.
-
-Now appeared the slattern maid, card between finger and thumb, picking
-her way like a cat along the tangled garden path in the direction of the
-girl.
-
-Mr Bevan turned away from the window and looked at the books lining the
-wall, his eye travelling from Humboldt's works to the tooled back of
-Milton--he was trying to recollect who Schopenhauer was--when of a
-sudden the door opened and an amazingly pretty girl of the old-fashioned
-school of beauty entered the room. She was dark, and she came into the
-room laughing, yet with a half-frightened air as if fearful of being
-caught missing from some old canvas.
-
-"You won't tell," said she as they shook hands like intimate
-acquaintances. "If father knew I had asked Mr Hancock, you know what,
-he'd kill me; I really believe he would." She put down her tennis
-racquet on the table, her hat she had left outside, and evidently in a
-hurry, to judge by the delightful disorder of her hair.
-
-Mr Bevan, who was trying to stiffen his lip and appear very formal, had
-taken his seat on a low chair which made him feel dwarfed and
-ridiculous. He had also, unfortunately, left his hat on the table some
-yards away, and so had nothing with which to occupy his hands; he was,
-therefore, entirely at the mercy of Miss Lambert, who had taken an
-armchair near by, and was now chattering to him with the familiarity,
-almost, of a sister.
-
-"It seems so fortunate, you know," said she suddenly, discarding a
-discussion about the weather. "It seems so fortunate that idea of mine
-of speaking to Mr Hancock. I hate fighting with people, but father
-_loves_ it; he'd fight with himself, I think, if he could find no one
-else, and still, if you knew him, he's the sweetest-tempered person in
-the world, he is, he would do anything for anybody, he would lay his
-life down for a friend. But you will know him now, now that that
-terrible affair about the fish stream is settled."
-
-Mr Bevan swallowed rapidly and cast frantic glances at his hat. Had
-Miss Lambert been of the ordinary type of girl he might possibly have
-intimated that the fish stream business was not so settled as she
-supposed, but with this sweet-tongued and friendly beauty, it was
-impossible. He felt deeply exasperated at the false position in which he
-found himself, and was endeavouring to prepare some reply of a
-non-committal character when, of a sudden, his eye caught a direful
-sight, which for a moment made him forget both fish stream and false
-position--the little boot of Miss Lambert peeping from beneath her skirt
-was old and broken.
-
-"I would not deny him anything, goodness knows," continued Fanny
-Lambert, as if she were talking of a child. "But this action _costs_
-such a lot, and there are so many people he could fight cheaply with if
-he wants to," she broke into an enchanting little laugh. "I think,
-really, it's the expense that makes him think so much of it; he has a
-horror of cheap things."
-
-"Cheap things are never much good," conceded Mr Bevan, upon whose mind a
-dreadful sort of imbecility had now fallen, his will cried out
-frantically to his intellect for help, and received none. Here had he
-come to demand explanations, to put his foot down--alas! what is the
-will of man beside the beauty of a woman?
-
-"That's what father says," said Fanny. "But as for me, I love them, that
-is to say bargains, you know."
-
-The door burst open and a sort of poodle walked in, he was not exactly
-Russian and not exactly French, he had points of an Irish water-spaniel.
-Bevan gazed at him and marvelled.
-
-Having inspected the pattern of the visitor's trousers, and seeming
-therewith content Boy-Boy--such was his name--flung himself on the floor
-and into sleep beside his mistress.
-
-"He sleeps all day," said Fanny, "and I wish he wouldn't, for he spends
-the whole night barking and rushing after the cats in the garden. Isn't
-he just like a door mat, and doesn't he snore?"
-
-"He certainly does."
-
-"I got him for three and sixpence and an old pair of boots from one of
-those travelling men who grind scissors and things," said Miss Lambert,
-looking lovingly at her bargain. "He was half starved and _so_ thin. He
-ate a whole leg of mutton the first day we had him."
-
-"That was very unwise," said Mr Bevan, who always shone on the topic of
-dogs or horses; "you should never give dogs much meat."
-
-"He took it," said Fanny. "It was so clever of him, he hid it in the
-garden and buried the bone--who is that at the door, is that you,
-Susannah?"
-
-"Luncheon is ready, Miss," said the voice of Susannah, who spoke in a
-muted tone as if she were announcing some unsavoury fact of which she
-was half ashamed.
-
-Charles Bevan rose to go.
-
-"Oh, but you'll stay to luncheon," said Fanny.
-
-"I really--I have an engagement--that is a cab waiting." Then addressing
-his remarks to the eyes of Miss Lambert, "I shall be delighted if such a
-visitation does not bore you."
-
-"Not a bit--Susannah, hang Mr Bevan's hat up in the hall. Come this
-way."
-
-Mr Bevan followed his hostess across the hall to the breakfast-room; as
-he followed he heard with a shudder Susannah attempting to hang his hat
-on the high hall rack, and the hat falling off and being pursued about
-the floor.
-
-Luncheon was laid in a free-handed and large-hearted manner. Three
-whitings on a dish of Sheffield plate formed the _piece de resistance_,
-there was jam which appeared frankly in a pot pictured with plums, but
-in the centre of the table stood a vase of Venetian glass filled with
-roses.
-
-As they took their seats Susannah, who had apparently been seized with
-an inspiration, appeared conveying a bottle of Boellinger in one hand,
-and a bottle of Gold-water in the other.
-
-"I brought them from the cellar, Miss," said the maid with a side glance
-at Charles--she was a good-natured-looking girl when not defending the
-hall door, but her under jaw seemed like the avenue gate, half off its
-hinges, and her intellect to be always oozing away through her half-open
-mouth. "They were the best I could find."
-
-"That's right, Susannah," said her mistress; "try if you can get one of
-those little bottles of port, the ones with red seals on them and
-cobwebs; and close the door."
-
-Mr Bevan opened the champagne and helped himself, Miss Lambert
-announcing the fact that she was a teetotaler.
-
-"There is a man in the kitchen," said she, after an apology for the
-general disorder of things, and for the whiting which were but
-indifferently cooked. "James, you know, and when he is in the kitchen
-whilst meals are being prepared Susannah loses her head and often spoils
-things. Father generally sends him out to dig in the garden whilst she
-is cooking. I didn't send him to-day because he won't take orders from
-me, only from father. He says a man cannot serve two masters; he is
-always making proverbs and things, his father was a stationer and he has
-written poetry. He might have been anything only for his wife, he told
-me so the other night. It _does_ seem such a pity."
-
-"Yes," said Charles tentatively, wondering who "James, you know" might
-be.
-
-"What is he?"
-
-"He's in the law," said Miss Lambert cautiously, then after a moment's
-hesitation, "I don't see why I shouldn't tell you, you are our cousin.
-Father had a debt and----"
-
-"You don't mean to say he's----"
-
-"Yes, he has come to take possession as they call it."
-
-Mr Bevan laid down his knife and fork.
-
-"Good gracious!"
-
-"I never cried so much as when he came," said Fanny, stroking the head
-of Boy-Boy, who was resting beside her; "it seemed so terrible. I never
-knew what a comfort he would turn out; he fetches the coals for Susannah
-and pumps the water. It sounds strange to say it, but I don't know what
-we should do without him now."
-
-"Oh, you poor child," thought Charles, "how much you must have suffered
-at the hands of that pig-headed fool of a father of yours--to think of a
-good estate coming to this!"
-
-"Tell me," he said aloud, "how long has that man been here?"
-
-"A week," said Fanny, "but it seems a year."
-
-"Who--er--put him in."
-
-"A Mr Isaacs."
-
-"What was the debt for, Cousin Fanny?"
-
-"We went to Paris."
-
-"I don't----"
-
-"I wanted to go to Paris, and father said I should, but he would have to
-think first about the money. Then he went into the library, and took me
-on his knee, and smoked a pipe. He always gets money when he sits and
-has what he calls a 'good think' and smokes a pipe. So he got the money
-and we went to Paris. We had a lovely time!"
-
-"And then," said Bevan with an expression on his face as if he were
-listening to a fairy tale which he _had_ to believe, "I suppose Mr
-Isaacs applied for his money?"
-
-"He sent most impertinent letters," said Fanny, "and I told father not
-to mind them, then James came."
-
-Mr Bevan went on with his luncheon, all his anger against his cousin,
-George Lambert, had vanished. Anger is impossible to a sane mind when
-the object of that anger turns out to be a lunatic.
-
-He went on with his luncheon; though the whiting were indifferently
-cooked, the champagne was excellent, and his hostess exquisite. It was
-hard to tell which was more attractive, her face or her voice, for the
-voice of Miss Lambert was one of those fatal voices that we hear perhaps
-twice in a lifetime, and never forget, perfectly modulated golden,
-soothing--maddening.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-"WHAT TALES ARE THESE?"
-
-
-"Now tell me," said Mr Bevan, they were walking in the garden after
-luncheon, "tell me, Cousin Fanny"--Miss Lambert, had vanished with the
-Boellinger--"don't you think your father is a little
-bit--er--extravagant?"
-
-"He may be a bit extravagant," murmured Fanny, plucking a huge daisy and
-putting it in her belt. "But then--he is such a dear, and I know he
-tries to economise all he can, he sold the carriage and horse only a
-month ago, and just look at the garden! he wont go to the expense of a
-gardener but does it all himself; it would be disgraceful only it's so
-lovely, with all the things running wild; see, here is one of his garden
-gloves."
-
-She picked a glove out of a thorn bush and kissed it, and put it in her
-pocket.
-
-"He does the garden himself!"
-
-"He and James."
-
-"You don't mean----"
-
-"Mr Isaacs' man, they have dug up a lot of ground over there and planted
-asparagus. James was a gardener once, but as I have told you, he had
-misfortunes and had to take to the law. He is awfully poor, and his wife
-is ill; they live in a little street near Artesian Road, and father has
-been to see her; he came with me, and we brought her some wine; I
-carried it in a basket. See, is not that a beautiful rose?" she smiled
-at the rose, and Charles could not but admire her beauty.
-
-"And then," resumed Fanny, the smile fading as the wind turned the
-rose's face away, "father is so unfortunate, all the people he lends
-money to won't pay him back, and stocks and shares and things go up and
-down, and always the wrong way, so he says, and he gets into such a rage
-with the house because he can't mortgage it--it was left in trust for
-me--and we _can't_ let it, so we have to live in it."
-
-"Why can you not let it?"
-
-"Because of the ghost."
-
-"Good gracious goodness!" gobbled Charles, taking the cigar from his
-mouth. "What nonsense are you talking, Cousin Fanny? Ghost! there are no
-such things as ghosts."
-
-"_Aren't_ there?" said Fanny. "I wish you saw our one."
-
-"Do you really mean to try to make me believe----" cried Charles, then
-he foundered, tied up in his own vile English.
-
-"We did let it once, a year ago, to a Major Sawyer," said Fanny, and she
-smiled down the garden path at some presumably pleasant vision. "It was
-in May; we let it to him for three months and went down to Ramsgate to
-economise. Major Sawyer moved in on a Friday; I remember that, for the
-next day was Saturday, and I shall never forget that Saturday.
-
-"We were sitting at breakfast, when a telegram was brought, it was from
-the Major, and it was from the South Kensington Hotel; it said, as well
-as I can remember, 'Call without a moment's delay.'"
-
-"Of course we thought 'The Laurels' were burnt down, and you can fancy
-the fright we were in, for it's not insured--at least the furniture
-isn't."
-
-"Not insured!" groaned Charles.
-
-"No; father says houses never catch fire if they are not insured, and he
-wouldn't trust himself not to set it on fire if it _was_ insured, so
-it's not insured."
-
-"Go on."
-
-"Let us sit down on this seat. Well, of course we thought we were
-ruined, and father was perfectly wild to get up to town and know the
-worst, he can't stand suspense. He wanted to take a special train, and
-there was a terrible scene at the station; you know we have Irish blood
-in us: his mother was Irish, and Fanny Lambert, my great-grandmother,
-the one that hung herself, was an Irishwoman. There was a terrible scene
-at the station, because they wouldn't take father's cheque for the extra
-twenty-five pounds for the special train. 'I tell you I'm _ruined_,'
-said father, but the station-master, a horrible little man with
-whiskers, said he couldn't help that. Oh! the world is horribly cold and
-cruel," said Fanny, drawing closer to her companion, "when one is in a
-strange place, where one doesn't know people. Once father gets to know
-people he can do anything with them, for every one loves him. The wife
-of the hotel-keeper where we stayed in Paris wept when we had to go away
-without our luggage."
-
-"I should think so."
-
-"You see we only took half of the money we got from Mr Isaacs to Paris;
-we locked half of it up in the bureau in the library for fear we would
-spend it, then when the fortnight was up we hadn't enough for the bill.
-Father wanted to leave Boy-Boy, but they said they'd sooner keep the
-luggage. They were very nice over it, the hotel-keeper and his wife, but
-people are horrid when they don't know one.
-
-"Well, we came by a later train, and found Major Sawyer waiting for us
-at the South Kensington Hotel. He was such a funny old man with fiery
-eyes and white hair that stood up. We did not see Mrs Sawyer, so we
-supposed she had been burnt in the fire; but we scarcely had time to
-think, for the Major began to abuse father for having let him such a
-house.
-
-"I was awfully frightened, and father listened to the abuse quite
-meekly, you see he thought Mrs Sawyer was burnt. Then it came out that
-there had been no fire, and I saw father lift up his head, and put his
-chin out, and I stopped my ears and shut my eyes."
-
-"I suppose he gave it to old Sawyer."
-
-"Didn't he! Mrs Sawyer told me afterwards that the Major had never been
-spoken to so before since he left school, and that it had done him a
-world of good--poor old thing!"
-
-"But what was it all about--I mean what made him leave the house?"
-
-"Why, the ghost, to be sure. The first night he was in the house he went
-poking about looking for burglars, and saw it or heard it, I forget
-which; they say he did not stop running till he reached the police
-station, and that's nearly a mile away, and he wouldn't come back but
-took a cab to the hotel in his pyjamas. But the funny thing is, that
-ever since the day father abused him, he has been our best friend; he's
-helped us in money matters lots of times, and he always sends us hares
-and things when he goes shooting. The ghost always brings us luck when
-she can--always."
-
-"You believe in Luck?"
-
-"I believe in everything, so does father."
-
-"And this ghost, it's a 'she' you said, I think?"
-
-"It's Fanny Lambert."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"My great-grandmother."
-
-"Tell me about her," said Charles, lighting a new cigar and leaning back
-luxuriously on the seat.
-
-The seat was under a chestnut tree, before them lay a little
-wilderness, sunflowers unburst from the bud, stocks, and clove pinks.
-
-In its centre stood a moss-grown sun-dial bearing this old dial
-inscription in Latin, "The hours pass and are numbered." From this
-wilderness of a garden came the drone of bees, a dreamy sound that
-seemed to refute the motto upon the dial.
-
-"She lived," said Fanny, "a hundred, or maybe two hundred, years ago;
-anyhow it was in the time of the Regency--and I wish to goodness I had
-lived then."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"Oh, it must have been such fun."
-
-"How do you know about the time of the Regency?"
-
-"I have read about it in the library, there are a lot of old books about
-it, and one of them is in handwriting, not in print. You know in those
-times the Lamberts lived here at 'The Laurels,' just as we do, that's
-what makes the house so old; and the Prince Regent used to drive up here
-in a carriage and pair of coal-black horses. He was in love with Mrs
-Lambert, and she was in love with him. I don't wonder at her."
-
-"Well, you ought to wonder at her," said Charles in a hectoring voice,
-blowing a cloud of smoke at a bumble-bee that had alighted on Fanny's
-dress, and was rubbing its hands together as if in satisfaction at the
-prosperous times and the plenty of flowers.
-
-"Don't blow smoke at the poor thing. Isn't he fat!--there, he is gone.
-Why ought I to wonder at her?"
-
-"Because she was married."
-
-"Why shouldn't she be married?"
-
-"Ahem!" said Charles, clearing his throat.
-
-"Why?"
-
-"I meant to say that she should not have loved the Prince."
-
-"Why not? he was awfully good to them. Do you know George, Fanny's
-husband, must have been very like father; he was like him in face, for
-we have a miniature of him, but he was like him in other ways, too. He
-would sit up at Crockfords--what _was_ Crockfords?"
-
-"A kind of club, I believe."
-
-"He would sit up at Crockfords playing cards all night, and he killed a
-man once by hitting him over the head with a poker; the jury said the
-man died of apoplexy, but he kept the man's wife and children always
-afterwards, and that is just what father would have done."
-
-"I know," said Charles, "at least I can imagine him; but, all the same,
-I don't think you know what marriage is."
-
-"Oh yes, I do!"
-
-"What is it, then?"
-
-"It's a blessed state," said Fanny, breaking into a joyous laugh; "at
-least I read so in some old book."
-
-"We were talking of the Prince Regent, I think," said Charles rather
-stiffly.
-
-"Were we? Oh yes, I remember. Well, they loved each other so much that
-the old book said it was a matter of common rumour, whatever that means.
-One night at Crockfords Mr Bevan--he was an ancestor of yours--flew into
-a frightful temper over some nonsense--a misdeal at cards I think it
-was--and called George Lambert a name, an awfully funny name; what was
-this it was? let me think----"
-
-"Don't think, don't think, go on with the story," cried Charles in an
-agony.
-
-"And George Lambert slapped Mr Bevan's face, and serve him right, too."
-
-"What is that you say?" cried Charles, wattling like a turkey-cock.
-
-"I said serve him right!" cried Fanny, clenching her little fists.
-
-"Look here----" said Charles, then suddenly he became dumb, whilst the
-breeze wandered with a rustling sound through the desolate garden,
-bearing with it from some distant street the voice of a man crying
-"Herrings," as if to remind them that Highgate was no longer the
-Highgate of the Regency.
-
-"Well?" said Fanny, still with a trace of defiance in her tone.
-
-"Nothing," answered Charles meekly. "Go on with your story."
-
-Fanny nestled closer to him as if to make up, and went on:
-
-"The Prince was in the room, and every one said he turned pale; some
-people said he cried out, 'My God, what an occurrence!' and some people
-said he cried out, 'Gentlemen, gentlemen!' And the old Marquis of Bath
-dropped his snuff-box, though what that has to do with the story I don't
-know.
-
-"At all events, the Prince left immediately, for he had an appointment
-to meet Fanny, and have supper with her. He must have said something
-nasty to her, for instead of having supper with him, she took a carriage
-and drove home here. She seemed greatly distressed; the servants said
-she spent the night walking up and down the blue corridor crying out, 'O
-that I ever loved such a man!' and 'Who would have thought men were so
-cruel!' Then, when her husband came back from fighting a duel with Mr
-Bevan, she was gone. All her jewels were gone too; she must have hidden
-them somewhere, for they were never found again.
-
-"They found her hanging in a clothes closet quite dead; she had hung
-herself with her garters--she must have had a very small neck, I'm sure
-I couldn't hang myself with mine--and now she haunts the corridor
-beckoning to people to follow her."
-
-"Have you ever seen her?"
-
-"No, but I am sure I have heard her at nights sometimes, when the wind
-is high. Father O'Mahony wanted to lay her, but I told father not to let
-him, she's said to be so lucky."
-
-"Lucky, indeed, to lose you a good tenant!"
-
-"It was the luckiest thing she ever did, for the hotel was awfully
-expensive."
-
-"Why did you not take apartments, then?"
-
-"Oh, they are so lonely and so poky, and landladies rob one so."
-
-"Is your father a Roman Catholic?"
-
-"He is."
-
-"What are you?"
-
-"I am nothing," said Fanny, proclaiming her simple creed with all the
-simplicity of childhood, and a smile that surely was reflected on the
-Recording Angel's face as he jotted down her reply.
-
-"Does your _father_ know of this state of your mind?" asked Charles in a
-horrified voice.
-
-"Yes, and he is always trying to convert me to 'the faith,' as he calls
-it. We have long arguments, and I always beat him. When he can find
-nothing more to say, he always scratches his dear old head and says,
-'Anyhow you're baptised, and that's one comfort,' then we talk of other
-things, but he did convert me once."
-
-"How was that?"
-
-"I was in a hurry to try on a frock," said this valuable convert to the
-Church; "at least the dressmaker was waiting, so I gave in, but only for
-once."
-
-"What do you believe in, then?" asked Charles, glancing fearfully at
-the female atheist by his side, who had taken her garden hat from her
-head and was swinging it by the ribbon.
-
-"I believe in being good, and I believe in father, and I believe one
-ought always to make every one as happy as possible and be kind to
-animals. I believe people who ill-treat animals go to hell--at least, I
-hope they do."
-
-"Do you believe in heaven?" asked Mr Bevan in a pained voice.
-
-"Of course I do."
-
-"Then you are _not_ an atheist," in a voice of relief.
-
-"Of course I'm not. Who said I was?"
-
-"You did."
-
-"I didn't. I'd sooner die than be an atheist. One came here to dinner
-once; he had a red beard, and smoked shag in the drawing-room. Ugh! such
-a man!"
-
-"Do you believe in God?"
-
-"I used to, when I was a child. I was always told He would strike me
-dead if I told a lie, and then I found that He didn't. It was like the
-man who lived in the oven. I was always told that the Black Man who
-lived in the oven would run away with me if I stole the jam; and one
-day I stole the jam, and opened the oven door and looked in. I was in a
-terrible fright, but there wasn't any man there."
-
-"It's very strange," said Charles.
-
-"That there wasn't a man there?"
-
-"I was referring," said Charles stiffly, "to such thoughts in the mind
-of one so young as you are."
-
-"Oh, I'm as old as the hills," cried Fanny in the voice of a _blase_
-woman of the world, making a grab at a passing moth and then flinging
-her hat after it, "as old as the--mercy! what's that?"
-
-"Miss Fanny!" cried the voice of Susannah, who was lowing like a cow
-through garden and shrubbery in search of her missing mistress, "Miss
-Fah-ny, Miss----"
-
-"That's tea," said Fanny, rising, and leading the way to the house.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-ASPARAGUS AND CATS
-
-
-Charles Bevan followed his cousin to the house. His orderly mind could
-never have imagined of its own volition a _menage_ like that of the
-Lamberts. He revolted at it, yet felt strangely fascinated. It was like
-watching people dancing on a tight rope half cut in two, sailors
-feasting and merry-making on a sinking wreck, children plucking flowers
-on the crumbling edge of a cliff.
-
-Tea was laid in state in the drawing-room, a lovely old room with
-tapestried walls, and windows that opened upon the garden; or at least
-that part of it which had been robbed of its roses and converted into a
-kitchen-garden during one of George Lambert's economical fits.
-
-"That is the asparagus bed," said Fanny proudly.
-
-It was like a badly-ploughed field, and Charles' eye travelled slowly
-over its ridges and hollows.
-
-"Have you a potato bed?" he asked, his mind subconsciously estimating
-the size of the Lamberts' Highgate estate on the basis that their potato
-crop was in proportion to their asparagus.
-
-"Oh, we buy our potatoes and cabbages and things," said Fanny; "they are
-cheap."
-
-"But asparagus takes such a time to grow--four years, I think it is."
-
-"Oh, surely not so long as that?" said the girl, taking her seat at the
-tea-table. "Why, oak trees would grow quicker than that; besides, James
-said we would have splendid asparagus next spring, and he was a
-professed gardener before his misfortunes overtook him. Do you take
-sugar?"
-
-"Yes, please," said Charles, wearily dropping into a low chair and
-wondering vaguely at the angelic beauty of the girl's face.
-
-"And what, may I ask, were the 'misfortunes' that overtook James?"
-
-"His wife, poor thing, took to drink," said she, with so much
-commiseration in her tone that she might have been a disciple of the new
-criminology, "and that broke his heart and took all his energy away."
-
-"Do you believe him?"
-
-"Why not? He is a most devoted creature; and he is going to give up the
-business he is in and stay on when father pays Mr Isaacs. I hope we will
-never part with James."
-
-Susannah, in honour of the guest, had produced the best tea service, a
-priceless set of old Sevres. The tray was painted with Cupidons blowing
-trumpets as if in honour of the victory of Susannah over mischance, in
-that she had conveyed them upstairs by some miracle unsmashed.
-
-There was half a cake by Buszard; the tea, had it been paid for, would
-have cost five shillings a pound, but the milk was sky blue.
-
-As Fanny was cutting up the cake in liberal slices as if for a
-children's party, two frightful-looking cats walked into the room with
-all the air of bandits. One was jet black and one was brindled; both
-looked starved, and each wore its tail with a pump-handle curve after
-the fashion of a lion's when marauding.
-
-Fanny regarded them lovingly, and poured out a saucerful of the blue
-milk which she placed on the floor.
-
-"Aren't they angels?"
-
-"Well, if you ask me," said Charles Bevan, as if he were giving his
-opinion on some object of _vertu_, "I'd say they were more like--the
-other things."
-
-"I know they are not _pretty_," said Fanny regretfully, "but they are
-faithful. They always come to tea just as if they were invited."
-
-"I wonder your poodle--I mean the dog, lets them in."
-
-"Boy-Boy?--Oh, he only barks at things at night when they can't see him;
-he would run from a mouse, he's such a dear old coward. Aren't they
-thirsty?"
-
-"Where did you get them? I should think they would be hard to match."
-
-"I didn't get them: they are not ours, they just come in."
-
-"Do you mean to say you let stray cats in like that?"
-
-"_I_ don't let them in, they come in through a hole in the scullery
-window."
-
-"Goodness gracious!"
-
-"Sometimes the kitchen is full of cats; they seem to know."
-
-"That fools live here," thought Charles.
-
-"And Susannah spends all her time turning them out--all, of course,
-except the black ones."
-
-"Why not the black ones?"
-
-"Because they are lucky; did you not know that? It's frightfully
-unlucky to turn a black cat out."
-
-"Why not fill up the hole and stop them from getting in?"
-
-"Susannah has stuffed it up with old stockings and things till she's
-weary; they butt it in with their heads."
-
-"Why not have a new pane put in?"
-
-"Father has talked of that, but I have always changed the conversation,
-and then he forgets."
-
-"You like cats?"
-
-"I love them."
-
-Charles looked gloomily at the grimalkins.
-
-"Seems to me you must have your food stolen."
-
-"We used to, but Susannah locks everything up now before she goes to
-bed."
-
-She inverted the milk jug to show the cats that there was no milk left,
-and the intelligent creatures comprehending left the room, the black
-leading the way.
-
-"Faithful creatures!" sneered Charles.
-
-"Aren't they! Oh, but, Cousin Charles--I mean Mr----"
-
-"No; call me Cousin Charles."
-
-"--I've given the cats all the milk!"
-
-"No matter," said Charles magnanimously. "The poor beggars wanted it
-more than I. I never drink more than one cup of tea; it makes me
-nervous."
-
-"How good you are!" she murmured. "You remind me of father."
-
-Charles moved uneasily in his chair.
-
-From somewhere in the distance came the sound of Susannah singing and
-cleaning a window, a song like a fetish song interrupted by the sound of
-the window being closed to see if it was clean enough, and flung up
-again with a jerk, that spoke of dissatisfaction. These sounds of a
-sudden ceased.
-
-They were succeeded by the murmur of voices, a footstep, then a tap at
-the door, followed by the voice of Susannah requesting her mistress to
-step outside for a moment.
-
-"I know what _that_ always means," murmured the girl in a resigned
-voice, as she rose from the table and left the room.
-
-Charles Bevan rose from his chair and went to the window.
-
-"These people want protecting," he said to himself frowning at the
-asparagus bed. "Irresponsibility when it passes a certain point becomes
-absolute lunacy. Fanny and her father ought to be in a lunatic asylum
-with their ghosts, and cats, and rubbish, only I don't believe any
-lunatic asylum would take them in; they would infect the other patients
-and make them worse. Good Heavens! it makes me shudder. They must be on
-the verge of the workhouse, making asparagus beds, and drinking
-champagne, and flying off to Paris, and feeding every filthy stray cat
-with food they must want for themselves. Poor devils--I mean damned
-fools. Anyhow, I must be going." The recollection of a certain lady
-named Pamela Pursehouse arose coldly in his mind now that Miss Lambert
-was absent from the room, and the little "still voice," whatever a still
-voice may be, said something about duty.
-
-He determined to flee from temptation directly his hostess returned, but
-he reckoned without Fate.
-
-The door opened and Fanny entered with a face full of tragedy.
-
-She closed the door.
-
-"What do you think Susannah has told me?" She spoke in a low voice as
-if death were in the house.
-
-"What?"
-
-"James has come in and he has--had too much!"
-
-"You don't mean to say that he is intoxicated?"
-
-"I do," said Fanny with her voice filled with tears.
-
-"How _disgraceful_! I will go down and turn him out." Then he remembered
-that he could not very well turn him out considering that he was in
-possession.
-
-"For goodness sake don't even hint that to him, or he may go," cried
-Fanny in alarm, "for, when he gets like this, he always talks of leaving
-at once, because his calling is a disgrace to him, and if he went,
-Susannah would follow him."
-
-"But, my dear girl," cried Charles, "how dare that wretched
-Susannah--ahem--why, he's a married man, you told me so; surely she
-knows _that_."
-
-"Yes, she knows that, but she says she can't help herself."
-
-"_I_ never met such people before!" said Charles, addressing a jade
-dragon on the mantelpiece--"I mean," he said, putting his hands in his
-trousers' pockets and addressing his boots, "such a person as Susannah."
-
-"Her mother ran away with her father," murmured Fanny in extenuation,
-"so I suppose it is in the blood. But I wish we could do something with
-James. If he would even go to bed, but he sits by the kitchen fire
-crying, and that sets Susannah off. She will be ill for days after this.
-He said it was a cigar some one gave him that reminded him of his better
-days----"
-
-"Bother his better days!"
-
-"----and he went to try and drown the recollection of them. It is so
-stupid of him, he _knows_ how drink flies to his head; you would never
-imagine if you could see him now that he has only had two glasses of
-beer."
-
-"I will go down to the kitchen and speak to him," said Charles.
-
-"But, Cousin Charles," said Fanny, plucking at his coat, "be sure and
-speak gently."
-
-"I will," said Mr Bevan.
-
-"Then I'll go with you," said she.
-
-James, a long ill-weedy looking man, was seated before the kitchen fire
-on a chair without a back; Susannah, on hearing their footsteps, darted
-into the scullery.
-
-"Now, James, now, James," said Charles Bevan, speaking in a paternal
-voice, "what is the meaning of all this? How did you get yourself into
-this condition?"
-
-James turned his head and regarded Charles. He made a vain endeavour to
-speak and rise from his chair at one and the same time, then he
-collapsed and his tears returned anew.
-
-At the sound, Susannah in the scullery threw her apron over her head and
-joined in, whilst Fanny looked out of the window and sniffled.
-
-"_I_ never saw such a lot of people!" cried Charles in desperation.
-"James, James, be a man."
-
-"How can he," said Fanny, controlling her voice, "when he is in this
-terrible state? Cousin Charles, don't you think you could induce him to
-go to bed?"
-
-"I think I could," said Charles grimly, "if you show me the way to his
-room."
-
-
-
-
-_PART II_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-A REVELATION
-
-
-"When will your father come back?" asked Charles as he returned to the
-kitchen, having deposited the man of law on his bed and shaken his fist
-in his face as a token of what he would get if he rose from it.
-
-"Not till this evening, late," said Fanny.
-
-"Then I must wait till he returns, or till this person recovers himself.
-I cannot possibly leave you alone in the house with a tipsy man."
-
-"Oh yes, do stay till father returns. I want you to meet him so much,"
-said Fanny, all her grief vanishing in smiles.
-
-"Susannah, we'll have supper at eight."
-
-"Yes, miss."
-
-"I am almost glad," said Fanny, as she tripped up the kitchen stairs
-before her cousin, "I am almost glad James took it into his head to get
-tipsy, you'd have gone away if he hadn't, without seeing father; it
-seems almost like Providence. Mercy! it's six o'clock."
-
-She glanced at the great old hall clock ticking away the moments, even
-as it had done when George the Third was king, and Charles took his
-watch out to verify the time, but he did not catch the old clock
-tripping.
-
-"Now we must think about supper," said Fanny, in a busy voice. "You must
-be dying of hunger. What do you like best?"
-
-"But you have not dined, Fanny."
-
-"Oh, we always call dinner 'luncheon,' and have it in the middle of the
-day; it saves trouble, and it is less worry." Then, after a moment's
-pause: "I wish we had a lobster, but I don't think there is one. I
-_know_ there is a beefsteak."
-
-She went to the kitchen stairs.
-
-"Susannah!"
-
-"Yes, miss," answered a dolorous voice from below.
-
-"Have you a lobster in the house?"
-
-"No, miss."
-
-"You have a beefsteak?"
-
-A sound came as of search amongst the plates on the dresser.
-
-"The beefsteak is gone, Miss Fanny."
-
-"Now, _where_ can that beefsteak have gone to?" murmured the girl,
-whilst Charles called to mind the criminal countenances of the two
-faithful cats, and the business-like manner in which they had left the
-room.
-
-"Search again, Susannah."
-
-A frightful crash of crockery came as a reply.
-
-"Susannah!"
-
-"Yes, miss."
-
-"Don't look any more, I will go out and buy something."
-
-"Don't mind me," said Charles. "Anything will do for me; I am used--I
-mean----"
-
-"I am not going to have father come back and find you starved to death;
-he'd kill me. I'm going out marketing; will you come?"
-
-"With pleasure."
-
-"Then wait till I fetch my hat and a basket."
-
-"May I light a cigar?"
-
-"Yes, smoke everywhere, every one does," and she rushed upstairs for her
-hat. A moment later she returned, hat on head, and bearing in her hand
-a little basket adorned with blue ribbons: a pound of tea would have
-freighted it.
-
-"How on earth is she going to get the dinner into that?" thought her
-companion, as he unbarred the hall door and followed her down the steps.
-
-Then they found themselves walking down the weed-grown avenue, the birds
-twittering overhead in the light of the warm June evening.
-
-That he should be going "a-marketing" in Highgate accompanied by a
-pretty girl with a basket did not, strangely enough, impress Charles
-Bevan as being an out-of-the-way occurrence.
-
-He felt as if he had known the Lamberts for years--a good many years. He
-no longer contemplated the joyous tragedy of their life wholly as a
-spectator; he had become suddenly and without volition one of the
-actors, a subordinate actor--a thinking part, one might call it.
-
-The fearful fascination exercised by these people seemed, strange to
-say, never so potent as when exercised upon hard-headed people, as
-Major Sawyer and many another could have told.
-
-"I love marketing," said Fanny, as they trudged along, "at least buying
-things."
-
-"Have you any money?"
-
-"Lots," said Miss Lambert, producing a starved-looking purse.
-
-She opened it and peeped in at the three and sixpence it contained, and
-then shut it with a snap as if fearful of their escaping.
-
-"What do you like next best to marketing?" asked Charles in the sedate
-voice of a heavy father speaking to his favourite child.
-
-"Opening parcels."
-
-"I don't quite----"
-
-"Oh, you know--strange parcels when they come, or when father brings
-them, one never knows what may be in them--chocolate creams or what. I
-wonder what father will bring me back this time?"
-
-"Where has he gone to?"
-
-"He has gone to get some money."
-
-"He will be back this evening?"
-
-"Yes, unless he finds it difficult getting the money. If he does, he
-won't be home till morning." She spoke as an Indian squaw might speak,
-whose father or husband has gone a-hunting, whilst Charles marvelled
-vaguely.
-
-"But suppose--he doesn't get any money?"
-
-"Oh, he will get it all right, people are so good to him. Poor, dear Mr
-Hancock----"
-
-She stopped suddenly.
-
-"Yes, yes."
-
-"He said we weren't to tell."
-
-She spoke in a secretive voice which greatly inflamed her companion's
-curiosity.
-
-"You might tell me, but don't if you don't want to."
-
-"Yes," said Fanny. "I don't think it matters now that you are friends
-with us, and we're all the same family. Father's dividends had not come
-in, and he lent us the money to pay the bills."
-
-"_What_ bills?"
-
-"The butcher's bill, and Stokes the baker's bill, and the milk bill, and
-some others."
-
-"_Hancock_ lent you the money to pay your bills?" cried Charles, feeling
-like a person in a dream.
-
-"Yes, old Mr Hancock, your Mr Hancock."
-
-"But he never told me he was a friend of your father's; besides, he is
-_my_ solicitor."
-
-"He never saw us before this week."
-
-"Tell me all about it, and how you came to know him so intimately, and
-how he paid your bills," commanded Mr Bevan.
-
-There was, just here on the road, a seat dropped incontinently by the
-County Council; they sat upon it whilst she told her tale.
-
-"It was the other day. Father had not slept all night thinking of the
-action. He came into my bedroom at two in the morning to tell me that if
-he lost it before the House of Lords, he would take it before the Queen
-in Council. He had been sitting up reading 'Every Man his Own Lawyer.'
-Well, next morning a lot of people came asking for their money, the
-butcher and all those, and we hadn't any.
-
-"Father said it was all _your_ fault, and he wished he had never seen
-the fish stream. I was so frightened by the way he was bothering himself
-about everything--for, as a rule, you know he is the most easy-tempered
-man in the world as long as he has got his pipe. Well, a friend advised
-me to go privately to your lawyer and try to stop the action. So I went
-to Mr Hancock.
-
-"At first he seemed very stiff, and glared at me through his spectacles;
-but, after a while, as I told him all about ourselves, he stopped
-shuffling his feet, and listened with his hand to his ear as if he were
-deaf, and he took a smelling bottle out of a drawer of his desk and
-snuffed at it, and said, 'Dear me, how very extraordinary!' Then he
-called me his 'Poor child!' and asked me had I had any luncheon. I said
-'Yes,' though I hadn't--I wasn't hungry. Well, we talked and talked, and
-at last he said he would come back with me home, for that our affairs
-were in a dreadful condition and we didn't seem to know it. He said he
-would come as a friend and try to forget that he was a lawyer.
-
-"Well, he came here with me. Father was upstairs in his bedroom, and I
-poked my head in and told him your lawyer wanted to see him in the
-drawing-room.
-
-"I didn't tell him it was I who had fetched him, for I knew he would
-simply go mad if he thought I had been meddling with the action;
-besides, Mr Hancock said I had better not, as he simply called as a
-friend.
-
-"Down came father and went into the drawing-room. I was in an awful
-fright, too frightened even to listen at the door. I made Susannah
-listen after a while, and she said they were talking about roses--I
-felt so relieved.
-
-"I sent Susannah in with wine, and Mr Hancock stayed to supper. After
-supper they had cigars and punch, and I played to them on the piano, and
-father sang Irish songs, and Mr Hancock told us awfully funny stories
-all about the law, and said he was a bachelor and envied father because
-he had a daughter like me.
-
-"Then he talked about our affairs, and said he would require more punch
-before he could understand them; so he had more punch, and father showed
-him the housekeeping books, and he looked over them reading them upside
-down and every way. Then he wrote out a cheque to pay the books, with
-one eye shut, whilst father wrote out bills, you know, to pay the
-cheque, and then he kissed me and said good-bye to father and went away
-crying."
-
-"But," cried Charles, utterly astounded at this artless revelation of
-another man's folly, "old Hancock never made a joke in his life--at
-least to _me_--and he's an awful old skinflint and never lent any man a
-penny, so they say."
-
-"He made lots of jokes that night, anyhow," said Fanny, "and lent
-father over twenty pounds, too; and only yesterday a great bunch of
-hothouse flowers came from Covent Garden with his card for me."
-
-"Old fool!" said Charles.
-
-"He is not an old fool, he's a dear old man, and I love him. Come on, or
-the shops will be closed."
-
-"You seem to love everything," said Mr Bevan in a rather stiff tone, as
-they meandered along near now to the street where shops were.
-
-"I do--at least everything I don't hate."
-
-"Whom do you hate?"
-
-"No one just now. I never hate people for long, it is too much trouble.
-I used to hate you before I knew you. I thought you were a man with a
-black beard; you see I hadn't seen you."
-
-"But, why on earth did you think I had a black beard?"
-
-"_I_ don't know. I suppose it was because I hate black beards."
-
-"So you don't hate me?"
-
-"No, _indeed_."
-
-"And as every one you don't hate, you---- I say, what a splendid evening
-this is! it is just like Italy. I mean, it reminds me of Italy."
-
-"And here are the shops at last," said Fanny, as if the shops had been
-travelling to them and had only just arrived.
-
-She stopped at a stationer's window.
-
-"I want to get some envelopes. Come in, won't you?"
-
-She bought a packet of envelopes for fourpence. Charles turned away to
-look at some of the gaudily-bound Kebles, Byrons, and Scotts so dear to
-the middle-class heart, and before he could turn again she had bought a
-little prayer-book with a cross on it for a shilling. The shopman was
-besetting her with a new invention in birthday cards when Charles broke
-the spell by touching her elbow with the head of his walking stick.
-
-"Don't you think," said he when they were safely in the street, "it is a
-mistake buying prayer-books, these shop-keepers are such awful
-swindlers?"
-
-"I bought it for Susannah," explained Fanny. "It's a little present for
-her after the way James has gone on. Look at this dear monkey."
-
-A barrel organ of the old type was playing by the pavement, making a
-sound as if an old man gone idiotic were humming a tune to himself. A
-villainous-looking monkey on the organ-top, held out his hand when it
-saw Fanny approaching. It knew the world evidently, or at least
-physiognomy, which is almost the same thing.
-
-"He takes it just like a man," she cried, as the creature grabbed one of
-her pennies and then nearly broke its chain trying to get at her to tear
-the rose from her hat. "Look, it knows the people who are fond of it; it
-is just like a child."
-
-Charles tore her from the monkey, only for a milliner's shop to suck her
-in.
-
-"I must run in here for a moment, it's only about a corset I ordered; I
-won't be three minutes."
-
-He waited ten, thinking how strange it was that this girl saw something
-attractive in nearly everything--strange cats, monkeys, and even old
-Hancock.
-
-At the end of twenty minutes' walking up and down, he approached the
-milliner's window and peeped into the shop.
-
-Fanny was conversing with a tall woman, whose frizzled black hair lent
-her somehow the appearance of a Frenchwoman.
-
-The Highgate Frenchwoman was dangling something gaudy and flimsy before
-Fanny's eyes, and the girl had her purse in her hand.
-
-Charles gave a sigh, and resumed his beat like a policeman.
-
-At last she came out, carrying a tissue-paper parcel.
-
-"Well, have you got your--what you called for?"
-
-"No, it's not ready yet; but I've got the most beautiful--Oh my goodness
-me!--how stupid I am!"
-
-"What?"
-
-"I have only three halfpence left, and I have forgotten the eggs and
-things for supper."
-
-"Give me your purse, and let me look into it," he said, taking the
-little purse and turning away a moment. Then he handed it back to her;
-she opened it and peeped in, and there lay a sovereign.
-
-"It's just what father does," she said, looking up in the lamp-light
-with a smile that somehow made Mr Bevan's eyes feel misty. "What makes
-you so like him in everything you do?" And somehow these words seemed to
-the correct Mr Bevan the sweetest he had ever heard.
-
-Then they marketed after the fashion of youth when it finds itself the
-possessor of a whole sovereign. Fanny laying out the money as the fancy
-took her, and with the lavishness so conspicuously absent in the
-dealings of your mere millionaire.
-
-They then returned to "The Laurels," Charles Bevan carrying the parcels.
-
-The dining-room of "The Laurels" was a huge apartment furnished in the
-age of heavy dinners, when a knowledge of comparative anatomy and the
-wrist of a butcher were necessary ingredients in the composition of a
-successful host.
-
-Here Susannah, to drown her sorrows in labour and give honour to the
-guest, had laid the supper things on a lavish scale. The Venetian vase,
-before-mentioned, stood filled with roses in the centre of the table,
-and places were laid for six--all sorts of places. Some of the
-unexpected guests were presumably to sup entirely off fish, to judge by
-the knives and forks set out for them, and some were evidently to be
-denied the luxury of soup. That there was neither soup nor fish mattered
-little to Susannah.
-
-The cellar, to judge by the sideboard, had been seized with a spirit of
-emulation begotten of the display made by the plate pantry, and had sent
-three representatives from each bin. The sideboard also contained the
-jam-pot, the bread tray, and butter on a plate: commestables that had
-the abject air of poor relations admitted on sufferance, and come to
-look on.
-
-Here entered Fanny, followed by Mr Bevan, laden with parcels.
-
-The girl's hat was tilted slightly sideways, her raven hair was in
-revolt, and her cheeks flushed with happiness and the excitement of
-marketing.
-
-Susannah followed them. She wore a wonderful white apron adorned with
-frills and blue ribbons, a birthday present from her mistress, only
-brought out on state occasions.
-
-"Three candles only!" said the mistress of the house, glancing at the
-table and the three candles burning on it. "That's not enough; fetch a
-couple more, and, Susannah, bring the sardine opener."
-
-"Why don't you light the gas?" asked her cousin, putting his parcels
-down and glancing at the great chandelier swinging overhead.
-
-"I would, only father has had a fight with the gas company and they've
-cut it off. Now let's open the parcels; put the candles nearer."
-
-Mr Bevan's parcels contained a box of sardines, a paysandu ox tongue,
-and a basket of peaches; Fanny's, the before-mentioned prayer-book,
-envelopes, and in the tissue-paper parcel a light shawl or fichu of
-fleecy silk dyed blue.
-
-She cast her hat off, and throwing the fichu round her neck, hopped upon
-a chair, candle in hand, and glanced at herself in a great mirror on the
-opposite wall.
-
-"It makes me look beautiful!" she cried. "And I have half a mind to keep
-it for myself."
-
-"Why--for whom did you buy it, then?"
-
-"For James' wife, Mrs Regan."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"She is ill, you know, and I am going to see her again to-morrow. I hate
-going to see sick people, but father says whenever we see a lame dog we
-should put our shoulders to the wheel and help him over the stile, and
-she's a lame dog, if ever there was one. That's right, Susannah, put the
-candles here, and give me the can opener; I love opening tins, and
-there is a little prayer-book I got for you when I was out."
-
-"Thank you, miss," said Susannah in a muffled voice, putting the little
-prayer-book under her apron with one hand, and snuffing a candle with
-the finger and thumb of the other. "Can I get you anything more, miss?"
-
-"Nothing. Is James all right?"
-
-"He's asleep now, miss," answered the maid, closing her mouth for once
-in her life by some miracle of Love, and catching in her breath through
-her nose.
-
-"That will do, Susannah," hastily said her mistress, who knew this
-symptom of old, and what it foreboded; "I'll ring if I want you. Bring
-up the punch things at ten, just as you always bring them."
-
-Susannah left the room making stifled sounds, and Fanny, with Mrs
-Regan's fichu about her neck, attacked the sardine tin with the opener.
-
-"Let me," said Charles.
-
-"No, no; you open the champagne, and put the peaches on a plate, and
-I'll open the tins. Bring over the bread and butter and jam. I wish we
-had some ice for the champagne, but the fishmonger--forgot to send it.
-Bother this knife!"
-
-She laboured away, with her cheeks flushed; a lock of black hair
-hanging loose lent her a distracted air, and made her so lovely in the
-eyes of Charles that he put the bread platter down on top of the butter
-plate, so that the butter pat clung to the bottom of the bread platter,
-and they had to scrape it off, one holding the platter, one scraping
-with the knife, and both hands touching.
-
-"We have had that bread plate ever since I can remember," she said, as
-they seated themselves to the feast, "and I wouldn't have anything
-happen to it for earths, not that the butter will do it any harm. Isn't
-the text on it nice?"
-
-Charles examined the bread platter gravely.
-
-"'Want not,'" he read. He looked in vain for the "Waste not," but that
-part of the maxim was hidden by the carved representation of a full ear
-of corn.
-
-"It's a very nice--motto. Have some champagne?"
-
-"No thanks, I only drink water, wine flies to my head; I am like James.
-I am going to have a peach--have one."
-
-"Thank you, I am eating sardines. You remind me of the old gentleman--he
-was short-sighted--who offered me a pinch of snuff once when I was
-eating a sole."
-
-Fanny, with her teeth set in the peach, gave a little shriek of
-laughter, but Mr Bevan was perfectly grave. Still, for perhaps the first
-time in his life, he felt his possibilities as a humorist, and
-determined to exploit them.
-
-"Talking about ghosts"--ghosts and mothers-in-law, to the medium
-intellect, are always fair game,--"talking about ghosts," said he, "you
-said, I think, Cousin Fanny----"
-
-"Call me Fanny," said that lady, who, having eaten her peach, was now
-helping herself to sardines. "I hate that word 'cousin,' it sounds so
-stiff. What about ghosts?"
-
-"About ghosts," he answered slowly, his new-found sense of humour
-suddenly becoming lost. "Oh yes, you said, Fanny, that a ghost was
-haunting this house."
-
-"Yes, Fanny Lambert. I told you she hid her jewels before she hung
-herself. When people see her she is always beckoning them to follow her.
-We found James insensible one night on the landing upstairs; he told us
-next morning he had seen her, and she had beckoned him to follow her,
-and after that he remembered nothing more."
-
-"A sure sign there were spirits in the house."
-
-"Wasn't it? But why, do you think, does she beckon people?"
-
-"Perhaps she beckons people to show them where the jewels are hidden."
-
-"Oh!" cried Fanny; "_why_ did we never think of that before? Of _course_
-that is the reason--and they are worth two hundred thousand pounds. We
-must have the panels in the corridor taken down. I'll make father do it
-to-morrow. Two hundred thousand pounds: what is that a year?"
-
-"Ten thousand."
-
-"Fancy father with ten thousand a year!" Mr Bevan shuddered. "We can
-have a steam yacht, and everything we want. I feel as if I were going
-mad," said Miss Lambert, with the air of a person who had often been mad
-before and knew the symptoms.
-
-The door opened and Susannah appeared with the punch things. "Susannah,
-guess what's happened--never mind, you'll know soon. Have you got the
-lemon and the sugar? That is right."
-
-And Miss Lambert, forgetting for a moment fortune, turned her attention
-to the manufacturing of punch.
-
-Susannah withdrew, casting her eyes over Fanny and Charles as she went,
-and seeming to draw her under-lip after her.
-
-When the door was shut, Miss Lambert looked into the punch bowl to see
-if it was clean, and, having turned a huge spider out of it, went to the
-sideboard.
-
-"You are not going to make punch in this great thing?"
-
-"I am," said Fanny, returning with a bottle in each hand and one under
-her arm.
-
-"Go on," said Charles resignedly. "May I smoke?"
-
-"Of course, smoke. Open me this champagne."
-
-"You are not going to put champagne in punch?"
-
-"Everything is good in punch. Father learned how to make it in Moscow,
-when he was dining with the Hussars there. After dinner a huge bowl was
-brought in, and everything went in--champagne, whisky, brandy, all the
-fruit from the dessert; then they set it on fire, and drank it,
-burning."
-
-"Has your father ever made punch like that?"
-
-"No, but now I've got him away, I am going to try."
-
-Pop went the champagne cork, and the golden wine ran creaming into the
-bowl.
-
-"Now the brandy."
-
-"But this will be cold punch."
-
-"Yes, it's just as good; milk punch is always cold."
-
-"I'm blest if this is milk punch," said Mr Bevan, as he looked fearfully
-into the bowl; "but go on."
-
-"I am going as quick as I can," she replied. Then the whisky went in,
-and half a tumblerfull of curacoa also, the lemon cut in slices and the
-peaches that remained.
-
-"I haven't anything more to throw in," said Fanny, casting her eye over
-the sardines and the ox tongue. "We ought to have grapes and things; no
-matter, stir it up and set it on fire, and see what it tastes like."
-
-"But, my dear child," said the horrified Charles, as he stirred the
-seething mixture with the old silver ladle into whose belly a guinea had
-been beaten. "You surely don't expect me to drink this fearful stuff? I
-thought you were making it for fun."
-
-"You taste it and see, but set it on fire first."
-
-He struck a match.
-
-"It won't catch fire!" he cried. "Knew it wouldn't."
-
-"Well, taste it cold; it smells delicious."
-
-She plucked a rose from the vase and strewed the petals on the surface
-of the liquid to help the taste, whilst Mr Bevan ladled some into a
-glass.
-
-"It's not bad, 'pon my word it's not bad; the curacoa seems to blend all
-the other flavours together, but it's fearfully strong."
-
-"Wait"--she ran to the sideboard for a bottle of soda water.
-
-"Mix it half and half, and see how it tastes."
-
-"That's better."
-
-"Then we'll take it into the library, it's more comfortable there. You
-carry the bowl, and I will bring the candles."
-
-"What are these?" asked Mr Bevan, as he removed some papers from the
-library table to make room for the punch bowl.
-
-"Oh, some papers of father's."
-
-"The Rorkes Drift Gold Mines."
-
-"Yes," she said, glancing over his shoulder. "I remember now; those are
-the things I am to get a silk dress out of when they go to twenty.
-Father is mad over them; he says nothing will stop them when they begin
-to move, whatever that means."
-
-"Well, they have moved with a vengeance, for only yesterday I heard they
-had gone into liquidation."
-
-"All the good luck seems coming together," said Fanny with a happy sigh,
-as Charles went to the window and looked out at the moon, rising in a
-cloudless sky over the forsaken garden and ruined tennis ground. "Not
-that it matters much if we get those jewels whether the old mines go up
-or down; still, no matter how rich one becomes, more money is always
-useful."
-
-"Yes, I suppose it is," said he, looking with a troubled but sentimental
-face at the moon. "Tell me, Fanny, do you know much about the Stock
-Exchange?"
-
-"Oh, heaps."
-
-"What do you know?"
-
-"I know that Brighton A's are called Doras--no, Berthas--no, I think
-it's Doras--and Mexican Railways are going to Par, and the Kneedeep
-Mines are going to a hundred and fifty, and father has a thousand of
-them he got for sixpence a share, and he gave me fifty for myself, but
-I'm not to sell them till they go to a hundred. Aren't stockbrokers
-nice-looking, and always so well dressed? I saw hundreds of them one day
-father left me for a moment in Angel Court whilst he ran in to see his
-broker--Oh yes! and the bears are going to catch it at the next
-settlement."
-
-"Do you know what 'bears' are?"
-
-"No," said Fanny, "but they're going to catch it whatever they are, for
-I heard father say so--Oh, what a moon! I am sure the fairies must be
-out to-night."
-
-"You don't mean to say you believe in such rubbish as fairies?"
-
-"Of course I believe in them; not here in Highgate, perhaps, for there
-are too many people, but in woods and places."
-
-"But there are no such things, it has been proved over and over again;
-_no_ one believes in them nowadays."
-
-"Did you never see the mushrooms growing in rings? Well, how could they
-grow like that if they were not planted, and who'd be bothered planting
-umbrella mushrooms in rings but the fairies?"
-
-"Does your father believe in them?"
-
-"Never asked him, but of course he does; every one does--even
-Susannah."
-
-She went to the table and blew out the candles.
-
-"What are you doing now?"
-
-"Blowing out the lights; it's so much nicer sitting in the moonlight.
-Fill your glass and sit down beside me."
-
-"Extraordinary child," thought Mr Bevan, doing as he was bid, whilst she
-opened the window wide to "let the moon in."
-
-Other things came too, a night moth and a perfume of decaying leaves,
-the souls of last year's sun-flowers and hollyhocks were abroad
-to-night; the distant paddock seemed full of cats, to judge by the
-sounds that came from it, and bats were flickering in the air. The voice
-of Boy-Boy, metallic and rhythmical as the sound of a trip hammer, came
-from a distant corner of the garden where he had treed a cat.
-
-"Quick," said Fanny, drawing in her head and pulling her companion by
-the arm, "and you'll be in time to see our tortoise."
-
-Charles regarded the quadruped without emotion.
-
-"I don't see the necessity for such frightful haste."
-
-"Still, if you'd been a moment sooner the moonlight would have been on
-him; he was shining a moment ago like silver. Do you know what a
-tortoise is? it's a sign of age. You and I will be some day like that
-tortoise, without any teeth, wheezing and coughing and grubbing along;
-and may-be we will look back and think of this night when we were
-young--Oh, dear me, I wish I were dead!"
-
-"Why, why, what's the matter now--Fanny?"
-
-"I don't want to grow old," pouted Miss Lambert.
-
-"When two people grow old together," began Mr Bevan in whose brain the
-punch was at work, "they do not notice the--that is to say, age really
-does not matter. Besides, a woman is only as old as she feels--I mean as
-she looks."
-
-The fumes of the punch of a sudden took on themselves a form as of the
-pale phantom of Pamela Pursehouse, and the phantom cried, "Begone, flee
-from temptation whilst you may."
-
-Before him the concrete form of Miss Lambert sitting in the corner of
-the window-seat and bathed in moonlight, said to him, "Hug me."
-
-Her eyes were resting upon him, then she gazed out at the garden and
-sighed.
-
-Charles took her hand: it was not withdrawn. "I must be going now," he
-said.
-
-She turned from the garden and gazed at him in silence.
-
-A few minutes later, feeling clouds beneath his feet and all sorts of
-new sensations around his heart, he was walking down the weed-grown
-avenue, Boy-Boy at his heels barking and snarling, satisfied no doubt by
-some preternatural instinct that do what he might he would not be
-kicked.
-
-Ere he had reached the middle of the avenue he heard a voice calling,
-"Cousin Charley!"
-
-"Yes, Fanny."
-
-"Come back soon!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE GOD FROM THE MACHINE
-
-
- "THE LAURELS, 11 P.M.
-
- "I have been going to write for the last few days, but have been so
- busy. I could go on the picnic to-day if it would suit you I'll
- call at the studio at one o'clock. If you can't come, send me a
- wire. Oh, I forgot to say Mr Hancock came home the other day with
- me and had a long talk with father, and Mr Bevan called to-day and
- was awfully jolly, and I'll tell you all about it when we meet.
- Give my love to Mr Verneede.
-
- "In haste to catch the post.
-
- "_P.S._--I'm in such good spirits. F. L."
-
-
-It was the morning after the day on which Mr Bevan had called at "The
-Laurels." Leavesley was in bed, and reading the above, which had come by
-the early post, and which Belinda had thrust under his door, together
-with a circular and a bill for colours.
-
-"Hurrah!" cried Mr Leavesley, and then "Great Heavens!" He jumped out of
-bed, and rummaged wildly in his pockets. He found seven and sixpence in
-silver, and a penny and a halfpenny in coppers, a stump of pencil, a
-tramway ticket with a hole punched in it, and a Woodbine cigarette
-packet containing one cigarette. He placed the money on the
-wash-hand-stand, then he sat for a moment on the side of his bed
-disconsolate.
-
-The most beautiful day that ever dawned, the most beautiful girl in the
-world, a chance of taking her up the river, and seven and six to do it
-on!
-
-He curled his toes about. Yesterday, in a fit of righteousness, he had
-paid a tailor two pounds ten on account. He contemplated this great
-mistake gloomily. Wild ideas of calling on Mark Moses & Sonenshine and
-asking for the two pounds ten back crossed his mind, to be instantly
-dispelled.
-
-The only two men in London who could possibly help him with a loan were,
-to use a Boyle-Rochism, in Paris. Mrs Tugwell, his landlady, was at
-Margate, and he was in the middle of his tri-monthly squabble with his
-uncle. He called up the ghost of his aunt Patience Hancock, and communed
-with her just for the sake of self-torture, and the contemplation of the
-hopeless.
-
-Then he rang his bell, which Belinda answered.
-
-"Breakfast at once, Belinda."
-
-"Yessir, and here's another letter as hes just come," she poked a square
-envelope under the door. Leavesley seized it with a palpitating heart;
-it was unstamped, and had evidently been left in by hand.
-
-"This is the God from the Machine," he thought. "There's money in it, I
-know. It always happens like this when things are at their worst."
-
-We all have these instincts at times: the contents of an unopened letter
-or parcel seem endowed with a voice; who has not guessed the fateful
-news in a telegram before he has broken open the envelope, even as
-Leavesley guessed the contents of the letter in his hand?
-
-He tore it open and took out a sheet of paper and a pawnbroker's
-duplicate. The letter ran:--
-
-
- "NO. 150A KING'S ROAD,
-
- "OVER THE BACON SHOP.
-
- "DEAR LEAVESLEY,--I am in bed, not suffering from smallpox, croup,
- spinal meningitis, or any wasting or infectious disease. I am in
- bed, my dear Leavesley, simply for want of my trousers. Robed in
- Jones' long ulster, which reacheth to my heels, I took the
- aforesaid garments yester-even after dusk to my uncle. If help does
- not come they will have to take me to the workhouse in a blanket. I
- enclose duplicate. Three and sevenpence would release me and them.
-
-
- "'The die is cast
- And this is the last.'
-
-
- "From THE CAPTAIN.
-
- '_P.S_.--If you have no money send me the 'Count of Monte
- Cristo'--you have a copy; or the 'Multi-Millionaire.' I have
- nothing to read but a _Financial News_ of the day before
- yesterday."
-
-
-Leavesley groaned and laughed, and groaned again. Then he got into his
-bath and splashed; as he splashed his spirits rose amazingly.
-
-The Captain's letter had electrified the Bohemian part of his nature;
-instead of depressing him it had done the reverse. Here was another poor
-devil worse off than himself. Leavesley had six pair of trousers.
-
-The Captain, in parenthesis let me say, has no part in this story. He
-wasn't a captain, he was a relic of the South African War, a gentleman
-with a taste for drink, amusing, harmless, and amiable. I only introduce
-him on account of the telepathic interest of his letter, or rather of
-the way in which Leavesley divined its contents.
-
-"Seven and sixpence--I mean seven and sevenpence halfpenny, is not a bit
-of use," said the painter to himself when he had finished breakfast, "so
-here goes."
-
-He put three and sevenpence in an envelope with the pathetic duplicate,
-addressed it to Captain Waring, rang for Belinda; and when that
-much-harried maid-of-all-work appeared, told her to take it as soon as
-she could to Captain Waring, down the road over the bacon shop, also to
-call at Mr Verneede's and ask him to come round at twelve.
-
-Then he reached down a finished picture, wrapped it in brown paper, put
-the parcel under his arm and started off.
-
-He took a complication of omnibuses, and arrived in Wardour Street about
-half-past nine.
-
-"Mr Fernandez is gone to the country on pizzines," said the Jew-boy
-slave of the picture dealer, who came from the interior of the gloomy
-shop like a dirty gnome, called forth by the ring of the door bell.
-
-"Oh, d----n!" said Leavesley.
-
-"He's gone on pizzines," replied the other.
-
-"Where's he gone to?"
-
-"Down in the country."
-
-"Look here, I want to sell a picture."
-
-"Mr Fernandez is gone on pizzines."
-
-"Oh, dash Mr Fernandez! Is there no one here I can show the thing to? He
-knows me."
-
-"There's only me," said the grimy sphinx.
-
-"Can you buy it?"
-
-"No, I ain't no use for buying. Mr Fernandez is gone on----"
-
-"Oh, go to the devil!"
-
-"This is a nice sort of thing," said Leavesley to himself as he stood in
-Wardour Street perspiring. "There's nothing for it now but a frontal
-attack on uncle."
-
-He made for Southampton Row, reaching the office at ten o'clock, about
-five minutes after James Hancock.
-
-Hancock was dealing with his morning correspondence. A most unbendable
-old gentleman he looked as he sat at his table before a pile of letters,
-backed by the numerous tin boxes Leavesley knew so well. Boxes marked
-"The Gleeson Estate," "Sir H. Tempest, Bart," etc. Boxes that spoke of
-wealth and business in mocking tones to the unfortunate artist, who felt
-very much as the grasshopper must have felt in the presence of the
-industrious ant. Despite this he noticed that his uncle was more
-sprucely dressed than usual, and that he had on a lilac satin tie.
-
-Hancock looked at his nephew over his spectacles, then through his
-spectacles, then he pushed his spectacles up on his forehead.
-
-"Good morning, uncle."
-
-"Good morning."
-
-"I just looked in," said Leavesley, in a light-hearted way, "as I was
-going by, to see how you were."
-
-This was a very bad opening.
-
-"Sit down," said Hancock. "Um--I wasn't aware that there was anything
-the matter with me."
-
-"You were complaining of the gout last time."
-
-"Oh, bother the gout!" said the old gentleman, who hated to be reminded
-of his infirmity. "It isn't gout--Garrod says it's Rheumatoid
-Arthritis."
-
-Leavesley repented of having played the gout gambit.
-
-"--Rheumatoid Arthritis. Well, what are you doing?"
-
-"Oh, I'm painting."
-
-"Are you _selling_?" said Hancock, "that's more to the point."
-
-"Oh yes, I'm selling--mildly."
-
-"Um!"
-
-"I sold two pictures quite recently."
-
-"I always told you," said the lawyer, ignoring the last statement in a
-most irritating way, and speaking as if Leavesley were made of glass and
-all his affairs were arranged inside him for view like damaged goods in
-a shop window--"I always told you painting doesn't pay. If you had come
-into the office you might have got on well; but there you are, you've
-made your bed, and on it you must lie," then in a voice three shades
-gloomier, "on it you must lie."
-
-Leavesley glanced at the office clock, it pointed to quarter past ten,
-and Fanny was due at one.
-
-"I had a little business to talk to you about," he said. "Look here,
-will you give me a commission?"
-
-"A what?"
-
-"A commission for a picture."
-
-"And five pounds on account," was in his brain, but it did not pass his
-tongue.
-
-"A picture?" said Hancock. "What on earth do I want with pictures?"
-
-"Let me paint your portrait."
-
-Hancock made a movement with his hand as if to say "Pish!"
-
-"Well, look here," said Leavesley, with the cynicism of despair, "let me
-paint Bridgewater, let me paint the office, whitewash the ceilings, only
-give me a show."
-
-"I would not mind the money I have spent on you," said Hancock, ignoring
-all this, "the bills I have paid, if, to use your own expression, there
-was any show for it; but, as far as I can see, you are like a man in a
-quagmire, the only advance you are making, the only advance visible to
-mortal eye, is that you are getting deeper into debt;" then two tones
-lower, "deeper into debt."
-
-"Well, see here, lend me a fiver," cried Leavesley, now grown desperate
-and impudent.
-
-James Hancock put his fingers into the upper pocket of his waistcoat,
-and Leavesley's heart made a spring for his throat.
-
-But Mr Hancock did not produce a five-pound note. He produced a small
-piece of chamois leather with which he polished his glasses, which he
-had taken off, in a reflective manner.
-
-"I'm awfully hard up for the moment, and I have pressing need of it. I
-don't want you to give me the money, I'll pay it back."
-
-Mr Hancock put on his glasses again.
-
-"You come to me as one would come to a milch cow, as one would come to a
-bank in which he had a large deposit."
-
-He put his hand in his breast-pocket and took out a note-case that
-seemed simply bursting with bank-notes.
-
-"Now if I accommodate you with a five-pound note I must know, at least,
-what the pressing need is you speak of."
-
-"I want to take a girl up the river, for one thing," answered his
-nephew, who could no more tell him a lie about the matter, than he could
-steal a note from that plethoric note-case.
-
-James Hancock replaced the case in his pocket and made a motion with his
-hands as if to say "that ends everything."
-
-Leavesley rose to go.
-
-"I'd have paid you it back. No matter. I'm going to write a book, and
-make money out of it. I'll call it the 'Art of Being an Uncle.'"
-
-Hancock made a motion with his hands that said, "Go away, I want to read
-my letters."
-
-"Now, look here," said Leavesley, with his hand on the door handle, and
-inspired with another accession of impudence, "if you'd take _ten_
-pounds and put it in your pocket, and come with me and her, and have a
-jolly good day on the river, wouldn't it be better than sitting in this
-stuffy old office making money that is no use to any one--you can only
-live once."
-
-"Go away!" said his uncle.
-
-"I'm going. Tell me, if I went round to aunt would she accommodate me,
-do you think?"
-
-"Accommodate you to make a fool of yourself with a girl? I hope not, I
-sincerely hope not."
-
-"Well, I'll try. Good day."
-
-"Good day."
-
-Leavesley went out, and shut the door. Then he suddenly turned, opened
-the door and looked in.
-
-"I say, uncle!"
-
-"Well?" replied the unfortunate Mr Hancock, in a testy voice.
-
-"Did _you_ never make a fool of yourself with a girl?"
-
-The old gentleman grew suddenly so crimson that his nephew shut the door
-and bolted. He little guessed how _apropos_ that question was.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-TRIBULATIONS OF AN AUNT
-
-
-He had scarcely gone a hundred yards down Southampton Row, when he heard
-his name called.
-
-"Mr Frank!"
-
-He turned. Bridgewater was pursuing him with something in his hand.
-
-"Mr James told me to give you this."
-
-Leavesley took the envelope presented to him, and Bridgewater bolted
-back to the office like a fat old rabbit, returning to its burrow.
-
-In the envelope was a sovereign wrapped up in a half sheet of notepaper.
-
-"Well, of all the meannesses!" said the dutiful nephew, pocketing the
-coin. "Still, it's decent of the old boy after my cheeking him like
-that. I have now one pound four. I'll go now and cheek aunt."
-
-Miss Hancock was in; she had a handkerchief tied round her head, a
-duster in her hand; she had just given the cook warning and was in a
-debatable temper. She was also in a dusting mood. She had plenty of
-servants, yet the inspiration came on her at times to tie a handkerchief
-round her head and dust.
-
-"Well?" she said, as she led the way into the dining-room, and continued
-an attack she was making on the sideboard with her duster.
-
-Leavesley had scarcely the slightest hope of financial assistance from
-this quarter. Patience had given him half-a-crown for a birthday present
-once when he was a little boy, and then worried it back from him and
-popped it into a missionary box for the Wallibooboo Islanders.
-
-He never forgot that half-crown.
-
-"I've come round to borrow some money from you," he said.
-
-Patience sniffed, and went on with her dusting. Then suddenly she
-stopped, and, duster in hand, addressed him.
-
-"Are you never going to do anything for a living? Have you no idea of
-the responsibilities of life? What are you going to _do_?"
-
-"I'm going for a holiday in the country if I can scrape up money
-enough."
-
-"You won't scrape it up here," said his aunt, continuing her dusting;
-then, for she was as inquisitive as a mongoose: "And what part of the
-country do you propose to take a holiday in?"
-
-"Sonning-on-Thames."
-
-"And where, may I ask, is Sonning-on-Thames?"
-
-"It's on the Thames. See here, will you lend me five pounds?"
-
-"Five _what_?"
-
-"Pounds."
-
-"What for?"
-
-"To take a girl for a trip to Sonning-on-Thames."
-
-Miss Hancock was sweeping with her duster round a glass arrangement made
-to hold flowers, in the convulsion incident on this statement she upset
-the thing and smashed it, much to Leavesley's delight.
-
-He made for the door, and stood for a moment with the handle in his
-hand.
-
-"I'm awfully sorry. Can I help you to pick it up?"
-
-"Go away," said Miss Hancock, who was on her knees collecting the
-fragments of glass; "I want to see nothing more of you. If you are lost
-to respectability you might retain at least common decency."
-
-"Decency!"
-
-"Yes, decency."
-
-"I don't know that I've said anything indecent, or that there is
-anything indecent in going for a day on the river with a girl. Well, I'm
-going----" A luminous idea suddenly struck him. He knew the old maid's
-mind, and the terror she had of the bare idea of her brother marrying;
-he remembered the spruce appearance of his uncle that morning and the
-lavender satin necktie. "I say----"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Talking of girls, how about uncle and _his_ girl?"
-
-"_What's that you say!_"
-
-"Nothing, nothing; I oughtn't to have said anything about it. Well, I'm
-off."
-
-He left the room hurriedly and shut the door, before she could call him
-back he was out of the house.
-
-His random remark had hit the target plumb in the centre of the
-bull's-eye, and could he have known the agitation and irritation in the
-mind of his aunt he would have written off as paid his debt against the
-Wallibooboo Islanders.
-
-The river was impossible now, and the whole thing had shrunk to
-luncheon at the studio and a visit to Madame Tussaud's or the Tower.
-
-He reached the studio before twelve, and there he found waiting for him
-Mr Verneede and the Captain.
-
-The Captain was in his trousers; he had come to show them as a proof of
-good faith and incidentally to get a glass of whisky. Leavesley gave him
-the whisky and sent him off, then he turned to Verneede.
-
-"The whole thing has bust up. Miss Lambert is coming at one to go up the
-river and I have no money. Stoney broke; isn't it the deuce?"
-
-"How very unfortunate!" said Mr Verneede. "How very unfortunate!"
-
-"Unfortunate isn't the name for it."
-
-"Did Miss Lambert write?"
-
-"Yes--Oh, she told me to remember her to you, sent her love to you."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"I've only got one pound four."
-
-"But surely, my dear Leavesley--one pound four--why, it is quite a
-little sum of money."
-
-"It's not enough to go up the river on--three of us."
-
-"Why go up the river?"
-
-"Where else can we go?"
-
-"I have an idea," said Mr Verneede. "May I propound it?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Have you ever heard of Epping Forest?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Why not go there and spend a day amidst the trees, the greenery, the
-blue sky, the----"
-
-"What would it cost?"
-
-"A fractional sum; one takes the train to Woodford."
-
-Leavesley reached for an A.B.C. guide and plunged into details.
-
-"There are hamlets in the forest, where tea may be obtained in cottages
-at a reasonable cost----"
-
-"We can just do it, I think," said Leavesley, who had been making
-distracted calculations on paper. He darted to the bell and rang it.
-
-"Belinda," he said, when the slave of the bell made answer, "there's a
-lady coming here to luncheon, have you anything in the house?"
-
-Belinda, with a far-away look in her eyes, made a mental survey of the
-larder, twiddling the door-handle to assist thought.
-
-"There's a pie, sir, and sassiges, and a cold mutton chop. There's half
-a chicken----"
-
-"That'll do, and get a salad. I'll run out and get some flowers and a
-bottle of claret."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-THE DAISY CHAIN
-
-
-They were seated in a dusty glade near a road, near Woodford, and they
-had lost Verneede.
-
-The loss did not seem to affect them. Fanny had picked some daisies and
-was making a chain of them. Leavesley was making and smoking cigarettes.
-
-"But what I can't make out," said Leavesley--"This fellow Bevan, you
-said he was a beast, and now you seem quite gone on him."
-
-"I'm not," said Fanny indignantly.
-
-"Well, I can only judge from your words."
-
-"I'm _not_!"--pouting.
-
-"Well, there, I won't say any more. He stayed to luncheon, you said?"
-
-"Yes," defiantly, "and tea and supper; why shouldn't he?"
-
-"Oh, I don't see why he shouldn't, only it must have been a visitation.
-I should think your father was rather bored."
-
-Fanny said nothing, but went on with her chain.
-
-"What sort of looking fellow is he?"
-
-"He's very nice-looking; at least he's rather fat--you know the sort of
-man I mean."
-
-"And awfully rich?"
-
-"Awfully."
-
-Leavesley tore up grass leisurely and viciously.
-
-"Your uncle is awfully rich too, isn't he?" asked Miss Lambert after a
-moment's silence.
-
-"Yes; why?"
-
-"I was only thinking."
-
-"What were you only thinking?"
-
-"I was thinking if I had to marry one or the other, which I'd chose."
-
-Leavesley squirmed with pleasure: that was one for Bevan. He
-instinctively hated Bevan. He, little knowing the mind of Miss Lambert,
-thought this indecision of choice between his uncle and another man an
-exquisitely veiled method of describing the other man's undesirability.
-
-"Marry uncle," he said with a laugh. "And then we can all live together
-in Gordon Square, uncle, and you, and I, and aunt, and old Verneede. The
-house would hold the lot of us."
-
-"And father."
-
-"Of course," said Leavesley, thinking she spoke in fun, "and a few
-more--the Captain: you don't know the Captain; he's a treasure, and
-would make the menagerie quite complete."
-
-"And we could go for picnics," said Fanny.
-
-"Rather!"
-
-She had finished her daisy-chain, and with a charming and child-like
-movement she suddenly leaned forward and threw it round his neck.
-
-"Oh, Fanny," he cried, taking both her little hands in his, "what's the
-good of talking nonsense? I _love_ you, and you'll never marry any one
-but me."
-
-Fanny began to cry just like a little child, and he crept up to her and
-put his arm round her waist.
-
-"I love you, Fanny. Listen, darling, I love you----"
-
-"Don't--don't--don't!" sobbed the girl, nestling closer to him at each
-"don't."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"I was thinking just the same."
-
-"What?"
-
-"That I----"
-
-"That you----?"
-
-"_Don't!_"
-
-"That you love me?"
-
-Silence interspersed with sobs, then--
-
-"I don't love you, but I--could----"
-
-"What?"
-
-"Love you--but I mustn't."
-
-Leavesley heaved a deep sigh of content, squeezed her closer and rocked
-her slightly. She allowed herself to be nursed like this for a few
-heavenly moments; then she broke away from him, pushed him away.
-
-"I mustn't, I mustn't--don't!--do leave me alone--go away." She
-increased the distance between them. Tears were on her long black
-lashes--lashes tipped with brown--and her eyes were like passion flowers
-after rain--to use a simile that has never been used before.
-
-Leavesley had got on his hands and knees to crawl closer towards her,
-and the intense seriousness of his face, coupled with the attitude of
-his body, quite dispelled Miss Lambert's inclination to weep.
-
-"Don't!" she cried, laughing in a helpless sort of way. "Do sit down,
-you look so funny like that."
-
-He collapsed, and they sat opposite to each other like two tailors,
-whilst Fanny dried her eyes and finished up her few remaining sobs.
-
-A brake full of trippers passed on the road near by, yelling that
-romantic and delightful song
-
-
- "Bedelia!
- I wants to steal yer."
-
-
-"_They're_ happy," said Fanny, listening with a rapt expression as
-though she were listening to the music of the heavenly choir. "I wish I
-was them."
-
-"Fanny," said her lover, ignoring this comprehensive wish, "why can't
-you care for me?"
-
-"I do care for you."
-
-"Yes, but why can't you marry me?"
-
-"We're too poor."
-
-"I'll be making lots of money soon."
-
-"How much?"
-
-"Oh, four or five hundred a year."
-
-"That's not enough," said Fanny with a sigh, "not _nearly_ enough."
-
-Leavesley gazed at the mercenary beauty before him. Had he
-miscalculated her? was she after all like other girls, a daughter of the
-horse leech?
-
-"I'd marry you to-morrow," resumed she, "if you hadn't a penny--only for
-father."
-
-"What about him?"
-
-"I must help him. I must marry a rich man or not marry at all.
-There----"
-
-"Do you care for him more than me?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-Leavesley sighed, then he broke out: "But it's dreadful, he never would
-ask you to make such a sacrifice----"
-
-"Father?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"_He!_ why, he doesn't care a button. He believes in people marrying
-whoever they like. He'd _like_ me to marry you. He said only the other
-day you'd make a good husband because you didn't gamble or drink, and
-you had no taste for going to law."
-
-Leavesley's face brightened, he got on his hands and knees again
-preparatory to drawing nearer.
-
-"Sit down," said Fanny, drawing away.
-
-"But if you love me," said the lover, collapsing again into the sitting
-posture.
-
-"I don't."
-
-"What!"
-
-"Not enough to marry you. I could if I let myself go, but I've just
-stopped myself in time. I can't ever marry you."
-
-"But, look here----"
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"Suppose you do marry a rich man, I don't see how it will benefit your
-father."
-
-"Won't it! I'll never marry a man who won't help father, and he wants
-help. Oh! if you only knew our affairs," said Miss Lambert, picking a
-daisy and looking at it, and apparently addressing it, "the hair would
-stand up on the top of your head."
-
-"Are they so bad as all that, Fanny?"
-
-"Bad isn't the word," replied Miss Lambert, plucking the petals from the
-daisy one by one. "He loves me--he loves me not--he loves me--he loves
-me not--he loves me."
-
-"Who?"
-
-"You."
-
-He got on his hands and knees again.
-
-"Sit _down_."
-
-"But, see here, listen to me: are you really serious in what you have
-just said?"
-
-"I am."
-
-"Well, promise me one thing: you won't marry any one just yet."
-
-"What do you mean by just yet?"
-
-"Oh, till I have a chance, till I strike oil, till I begin to make a
-fortune!"
-
-"How long will that be?" asked Miss Lambert cautiously.
-
-"I don't know," replied the unhappy painter.
-
-"If the Roorkes Drift Mines would only go up to two hundred," said the
-girl, plucking another daisy, "I'd marry you; father has a whole
-trunkful of them. He got them at sixpence each, and if they went to two
-hundred they'd be worth half a million of money."
-
-"Is there any chance, do you think?" asked Leavesley brightening. He
-knew something of stock exchange jargon. The Captain was great on stock
-exchange matters, when he was not occupied in pawning his clothes and
-sending wild messages to his friends for assistance.
-
-"I think so," said Fanny. "Mr Bevan said they were going into
-Liqui----something."
-
-"Liquidation."
-
-"Yes--that's it."
-
-Leavesley sighed. An old grey horse cropping the grass near by came and
-looked gloomily at the humans, snorted, and resumed his meal.
-
-"What's the time?" asked Miss Lambert, putting on her gloves. Leavesley
-looked at his watch.
-
-"Half-past six."
-
-"Gracious! let's go; it will take us hours to get home." She rose to her
-feet and shook her dress.
-
-"I wonder where old Mr Verneede can be?" said the girl, looking round as
-though to find him lurking amidst the foliage. "It's awful if we've lost
-him."
-
-"We have his ticket, too," said Leavesley. "He's very likely gone back
-to the station; if we don't find him there I'll leave his ticket with
-the station-master."
-
-He rose up, and the daisy-chain round his neck fell all to pieces in
-ruin to the ground.
-
-They found Mr Verneede waiting for them at the station, smelling of
-beer, and conversing with the station-master on the weather and the
-crops.
-
-At Liverpool Street, having seen Miss Lambert into an omnibus (she
-refused to be seen home, knowing full well the distance from Highgate to
-Chelsea), Leavesley, filled with a great depression of spirits, went
-with Verneede and sat in pubs, and smoked clay pipes, and drank beer.
-
-This sorry pastime occupied them till 12.30, when they took leave of
-each other in the King's Road, Leavesley miserable, and Verneede
-maudlin.
-
-"She sent me her love," said Mr Verneede, clinging to his companion's
-hand, and working it like a pump handle. "Bless you--bless you, my
-boy--don't take any more--Go--bless you."
-
-When Leavesley looked back he saw Mr Verneede apparently trying to go
-home arm-in-arm with a lamp-post.
-
-
-
-
-_PART III_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-AN ASSIGNATION
-
-
-So, it would seem from the artless confession of Miss Lambert, that
-Patience Hancock had only too much reason for her fears: the lilac silk
-necktie had not been bought for the edification of Bridgewater and the
-junior clerks.
-
-That the correct James Hancock had fuddled himself with punch, told
-droll stories, and lent Mr Lambert twenty pounds, were facts so utterly
-at variance with the known character of that gentleman as to be
-unbelievable by the people who knew him well.
-
-Not by people well acquainted with human nature, or the fact that a
-grain of good-fellowship in the human heart exhibits extraordinary and
-radium-like activity under certain conditions: the conditions induced
-by punch and beauty and good-fellowship in others, for instance.
-
-One morning, after the day upon which he had refused to assist Frank
-Leavesley to "make a fool of himself with a girl," James Hancock arrived
-at his office at the usual time, in the usual manner, and, nodding to
-Bridgewater as he had nodded to him every morning for the last thirty
-years, passed into the inner office and closed the door.
-
-The closing of the door was a new departure; it had generally been left
-ajar as an indication that Bridgewater might come in whenever he chose,
-to receive instructions and to consult upon the morning letters.
-
-The expression on Bridgewater's face when he heard the closing of the
-door was so extraordinarily funny, that one of the younger clerks, who
-caught a glimpse of it, hastily stuffed his handkerchief into his mouth
-and choked silently behind the lid of his desk.
-
-Quarter of an hour passed, and then the door opened.
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-The old gentleman stuck his pen behind his ear and answered the summons.
-
-James Hancock was seated at his desk. On it lay an envelope addressed
-in a lady's handwriting; he covered the envelope with a piece of
-blotting paper as Bridgewater entered.
-
-"I'm going out this morning, Bridgewater, on some private business."
-
-"Out this morning?" echoed Bridgewater in a tentative tone.
-
-"Yes; I leave you in charge."
-
-"But Purvis, Mr James, Purvis has an appointment with you at twelve."
-
-"Oh, bother Purvis! Tell him to call to-morrow, his affair will wait;
-tell him the deed is not drawn and to come again to-morrow."
-
-"How about Isaacs?"
-
-"Solomon Isaacs?"
-
-"Yes, Mr James."
-
-"What time is he coming?"
-
-"Half-past eleven."
-
-"Tell him to come to-morrow."
-
-"I'm afraid he won't. I'm----"
-
-"If he won't," said Mr Hancock with some acerbity, "tell him to go to
-the devil. I don't want his business especially--let him find some one
-else. Now see here, about these letters."
-
-He went into the morning letters, dictating replies to the more
-important ones and leaving the rest to the discretion of his clerk.
-
-"And, Bridgewater," said Mr Hancock, as the senior clerk turned to
-depart, "I am expecting a lady to call here at half-past ten or quarter
-to eleven: show her in, it's Miss Lambert."
-
-"You have had no word from Mr Charles Bevan, sir, since he called the
-other day?"
-
-"Not a word. He is a very hot-headed young man; he inherits the Bevan
-temper, the Bevan temper," reiterated James Hancock in a reflective
-tone, tapping his snuff-box and taking a leisurely pinch. "I remember
-his father John Bevan at Ipswich, during the election, threatening to
-horsewhip my father; then when he found he was in the wrong, or rather
-that his own rascally solicitor was in the wrong, he apologised very
-handsomely and came to us. The family affairs have been in our hands
-ever since, as you know, and, though I say it myself, they could not
-have been in better."
-
-"May I ask, Mr James, how affairs are with the Lamberts?--a sweetly
-pretty young lady is Miss Lambert, and so nice spoken."
-
-"The Lamberts' affairs seem very much involved; but you know,
-Bridgewater, I have nothing to do with their affairs. I called to see
-Mr Lambert purely as a friend. It would be very unprofessional to call
-otherwise. D----n it!" suddenly broke out old Hancock, as if some one
-had pricked him with a pin, "a man is not always a business man. I'm
-getting on in life. I have money enough and to spare. I've done pretty
-much as I liked all my life, and I'll do so to the end; yes, and I'd
-break all the laws of professional etiquette one after the other
-to-morrow if I chose."
-
-Bridgewater's amazed face was the only amazed part of his anatomy; he
-was used to these occasional petulant outbursts, and he looked on them
-with equanimity.
-
-Hancock had been threatening to retire from business for the last ten
-years, to retire from business and buy a country place and breed horses.
-No one knew so well as Bridgewater the impossibility of this and the
-extent to which his master was bound up in his business--the business
-was his life.
-
-He retired, mumbling something that sounded like an assent, and going to
-his desk put the letters in order.
-
-Mr Hancock, left to himself, took a letter from his breast-pocket. It
-was addressed in a large careless hand to
-
-
- "JAMES HANCOCK, ESQ.
-
- GORDON SQUARE.
-
-
-It ran:--
-
-
- "DEAR MR HANCOCK,--I'll be delighted to come to-morrow; I haven't
- seen the Zoo for years, not since I was quite small. No, don't
- trouble to come and fetch me, I will call at the office at
- half-past ten or quarter to eleven, that will be simpler.--Yours
- very sincerely,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT."
-
-
-"I'll be hanged if it's simpler," grumbled James Hancock, as he returned
-the letter to his pocket. "Why in the name of all that's sacred couldn't
-she have let me call?--the clerks will talk so. No matter, let them--I
-don't care."
-
-"Miss Lambert," said Bridgewater, opening the door.
-
-Mr Hancock might have thought that Spring herself stood before him in
-the open doorway, such a pleasing and perfect vision did Miss Lambert
-make. She was attired in a chip hat, and a dress of something light in
-texture and lilac in colour, and, from the vivacity of her manner and
-the general sprightliness of her appearance, seemed bent upon a day of
-pleasure.
-
-"I'm so awfully sorry to be so soon," said Miss Lambert. "It's only
-twenty minutes past ten; the clocks have all gone wrong at home. James
-broke out again yesterday; he went out and took far, far too much; isn't
-it dreadful? I don't know what we are to do with him, and he wound up
-the clocks last night, and I believe he has broken them all, at least
-they won't go. Father has gone away again; he is down in Sussex paying a
-visit to a Miss Pursehouse, we met her in Paris. She asked me to come
-too, but I had to refuse because my dressmaker--I mean, Susannah
-couldn't be left by herself, she smashes things so. She fell on the
-kitchen stairs this morning, bringing the breakfast things up--are you
-busy? and are you sure I'm not bothering you or interfering with clients
-and things? I arrived here really at ten minutes past ten, and walked up
-and down outside till people began to stare at me, so I came in."
-
-"Not a bit busy," said Mr Hancock; "delighted you've come so early. Is
-that chair comfortable?"
-
-"Quite, thanks."
-
-"Sure you won't take this easy-chair?"
-
-"No, no; this is a delightful chair. Who is that nice old man who showed
-me in?"
-
-"Bridgewater, my chief clerk. Yes, he is a very good sort of man
-Bridgewater; he's been with us now a number of years."
-
-"I like him, because he always smiles at me and looks so friendly and so
-funny. He's the kind of man one feels one would like to knit something
-for; a--muffler or mittens. I will, next Christmas, if he wouldn't be
-offended."
-
-"Offended! Good heavens, no, he'd be delighted--perfectly delighted, I'm
-sure, perfectly. Come in!"
-
-"A telegram, sir," spoke Bridgewater's voice. He always "sir'd" his
-master in the presence of strangers.
-
-"Excuse me," said Mr Hancock, putting on his glasses and opening the
-telegram. He read it carefully, frowned, then smiled, and handed it to
-Fanny.
-
-"Am I to read it?" said the girl.
-
-"Please."
-
-Fanny read:--
-
-"I relinquish fishing-rights. Make the best terms with Lambert you
-can.--BEVAN."
-
-"Isn't it nice of him?" she said without evincing any surprise; "he
-told me he would when he called."
-
-"Told you he would?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"When did you see Mr Bevan?"
-
-"Why, he called--didn't I tell you?--oh no, I forgot--he called, and he
-was _awfully_ nice. Quite the nicest man I've met for a long time. He
-stayed to luncheon and tea and supper."
-
-"Was your father at home?"
-
-"No."
-
-"I would rather this had not happened," said Mr Hancock in a slightly
-pained voice. "Mr Bevan is a gentleman for whom I have great respect,
-but considering the absence of your father, the absence of a
-host--er--er--conventionalities, um----"
-
-"Oh, he didn't seem to mind," said Fanny; "he knew father was away, and
-took us just as we were. He's awfully rich, I suppose, but he was just
-as pleasant as if he were poor--came marketing and carried the basket;
-and, I declare to goodness, if I had known we had such a jolly cousin
-before, I'd have gone and hunted him up myself in the--'Albany,' isn't
-it?"
-
-"Mr Bevan lives in the 'Albany,'" said the lawyer. "It is a bachelors'
-residence, and scarcely a place--scarcely a place for a--er--lady to
-call--no, scarcely a place for a lady to call. However, what's done is
-done, and we must make the best of it."
-
-"If I had only thought," said Fanny, who had not been listening to the
-humming and hawing of Mr Hancock, "I'd have asked him to come with us
-to-day. Gracious! it's just eleven. Shall we go?"
-
-Mr Hancock took his hat and umbrella, opened the door, and they passed
-out.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE EMOTIONS OF MR BRIDGEWATER
-
-
-Mr Bridgewater's emotions, when he saw his principal following the
-pretty Miss Lambert, were mixed.
-
-He saw through the whole thing at once: she had come by appointment, and
-they were going somewhere together.
-
-Now, on the day when he had called to lunch with Patience Hancock, and
-look over the lease of the Peckham House, the Peckham House had not been
-once mentioned; the whole conversation, conducted chiefly by Miss
-Hancock, concerned the welfare of her brother. She hinted at certain
-news, supposed to have been received by her, that a designing woman had
-her eye on her treasure; she implored her listener to let her know if he
-saw any indication of the truth of these reports. "For you know,
-Bridgewater," said she, indicating that the decanter was at his side,
-and that he might help himself to his third glass of port, "there is no
-fool like an old fool," to which axiom Bridgewater giggled assent.
-
-He promised to keep a "sharp look-out," and inform her of what he saw
-from time to time. And it did not require a very sharp look-out to see
-what he saw this morning.
-
-As we have indicated, his emotions were mixed. Fanny's face, her
-"sweetly pretty face," appealed to him; that she had fascinated Mr
-James, he felt sure; that he ought instantly to inform Miss Hancock he
-felt certain; that he had a lot of important letters to write and
-business to transact with Mr Purvis and Mr Isaacs were facts. Between
-these facts and these fancies the old man sat scratching his head with
-the stump of his pen, staring at the letters before him, and pretending
-to be busy. Born in the age of valentines and sentiment, he had carried
-along with him through life a "feeling" for the other sex; to be frank,
-the feeling was compounded mainly of shyness, but not altogether. I
-doubt if there lives a man in whose life's history there exists not a
-woman in some form or other, either living and active in the present, or
-dead and a memory--a leaf in amber.
-
-In old Bridgewater's brain there lived, keeping company with other
-futilities of youth, a girl. The winters and the springs of forty-five
-years had left her just the same, red-cheeked and buxom, commonplace,
-pretty, with an undecided mouth, and a crinoline. As he sat cogitating,
-this old mental daguerreotype took on fresh colours. He saw the sunlight
-on a certain street in Hoxton, and heard the tinkle of a piano, long
-gone to limbo, playing a tune that memory had in some mysterious way
-bound up with the perfume of wall-flowers.
-
-He remembered a Christmas card that pulled out like a concertina: a
-shocking production of art which gave a vista of a garden in filigree
-paper leading to a house.
-
-A feeling of tenderness possessed him. Why should he move in a matter
-that did not concern him? He determined to remain neutral, and, with the
-object of dismissing the matter from his mind, turned to his letters.
-
-But this kindly, though inferior being was dominated by a strong and
-active intelligence, and that intelligence existed in the brain of a
-woman.
-
-Whilst he made notes and dictated to a clerk, this alien intelligence
-was voicing its commands in the sub-conscious portions of his brain. He
-began to hesitate in his dictation and to shuffle his feet, to pause and
-to dictate nonsense. Then rising and taking his hat, he asked Mr Wolf,
-his second in command, to take charge, as he had business which would
-keep him away for half an hour--and made for the door. In Southampton
-Row he walked twenty yards, retraced his steps, paused, blew his nose in
-a huge bandana handkerchief, and then, travelling as if driven by
-clockwork well wound up, he made for Gordon Square.
-
-The servant said that Miss Hancock was dressing to go out, and invited
-him into the cave-like dining-room. She then closed the door and left
-him to the tender mercies of the place.
-
-Decision was not the most noteworthy characteristic of Mr Bridgewater,
-nor tact. He stood, consulting the clock on the mantelpiece, yet, had
-you asked him, he could not have told you the time. Having come into the
-place of his own volition he was now endeavouring to get up volition
-enough to enable him to leave.
-
-"Well, Bridgewater?" said a voice. The old man turned. Miss Hancock,
-dressed for going out, stood before him.
-
-"Why, I declare, Miss Patience!" said Bridgewater, as if the woman
-before him was the very last person on earth he expected to see.
-
-"You have found me just in time, for I was going out. I am in a hurry,
-so I won't ask you to sit down. Can I do anything for you?"
-
-Bridgewater rubbed his nose.
-
-"It's about a little matter, Miss Patience."
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"A little matter concerning Mr James."
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"I am afraid--I am afraid, Miss Patience, there is--well--not to put
-too fine a point upon it--a lady."
-
-"What is this you say, Bridgewater? But sit down."
-
-"A lady, Miss Patience."
-
-"You've said that before--_what_ lady, and what about her?" The
-recollection of Leavesley's words shot up in her brain.
-
-"Dear me, dear me! I wish I hadn't spoken now. I'm sure it's nothing
-wrong. I think, very possibly, I have been mistaken."
-
-"John Bridgewater," said Miss Hancock, "you have known me from my
-childhood, you know I hate shuffling, come to the point--there is a
-lady--well, I have known it all along, so you need not be afraid to
-speak. Just tell me all you know. You are very well aware that no one
-cares for Mr James as much as I do. You are very well aware that some
-men _need_ protecting. You know very well there is no better-hearted man
-in the world than my brother."
-
-"None indeed."
-
-"And you know very well that he is just the man to fall a victim to a
-designing woman. Think for a moment. What would a woman see in a man of
-his age, except his money."
-
-"Very true; though I'm sure, Miss Patience, no man would make a better
-husband for a woman than Mr James."
-
-"Oh, don't talk nonsense! When a man arrives at his age, he is too old
-to be made into a husband, but he is not too old to be made into a fool.
-Now tell me all you know about this affair. First of all, what is
-the--person's name?"
-
-"The person I suspect, Miss Patience, though indeed my suspicions may be
-wrong, is a Miss Lambert."
-
-"Surely not any relation of the Highgate Lamberts?"
-
-"The daughter, Miss Patience."
-
-"_That_ broken-down lot! Good heavens! Are you _sure_?"
-
-"Perfectly sure."
-
-"The daughter of the man who is fighting with Mr Bevan about the fish
-pond?"
-
-"Stream."
-
-"It's the same. Well, go on."
-
-"Miss Fanny Lambert called some time ago on Mr James. She called in
-distress about the action. Mr James interviewed her, and discovered
-that her father was in a very bad way, financially speaking. He took
-pity on them----"
-
-"Idiot!"
-
-"----and called at Highgate to see Mr Lambert. He became very friendly
-with Mr Lambert. Then Miss Fanny Lambert called again."
-
-"What about?"
-
-"I don't know. And to-day, this morning, she called again."
-
-"Called at the office this morning?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"What did she call for?"
-
-Bridgewater was silent.
-
-"I repeat," said Miss Hancock, speaking as an examiner might speak to a
-candidate, "I repeat, what did she call for? You surely must have some
-inkling."
-
-"I am afraid she called about nothing. I'm afraid so, very much afraid
-so."
-
-"What _do_ you mean?"
-
-"I'm afraid, Miss Patience, it was an assignation."
-
-"How long did she stay?"
-
-"About twenty minutes; but that is not the worst."
-
-"Go on."
-
-"They went out together."
-
-"How long was my brother out with her?"
-
-"He hasn't come back; he has gone for the day--told me to take charge of
-the office."
-
-"You mean they went out together like that and you did not follow them
-to see where they went?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Oh, you _idiot_!"
-
-"How could I, Miss Patience?"
-
-"How could you--yes, that's just it. How could you, when you had such a
-chance, let it slip through your fingers?"
-
-"But the office?"
-
-"The office--why, you have left the office to come round here. If you
-could leave it to come here, surely you could have left it for a more
-important purpose. Well, you may take this from me: soon there will be
-no office to leave. It's quite possible that if Mr James makes a fool of
-himself, he'll leave business and do what he's always threatening to
-do--go in for farming. When a man once begins making a fool of himself,
-he goes on doing so, the appetite comes with eating. Well, you had
-better go back to the office and remember this for your own sake, for
-my sake, for Mr James' sake, keep your eyes open. If you get another
-chance, follow them."
-
-Bridgewater left the house walking in a very depressed manner. In Oxford
-Street he entered a bar and had a glass of sherry and a biscuit. As he
-left the bar, who should he see but James Hancock--James Hancock, and
-Fanny side by side. They were looking in at a shop window.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-AN OLD MAN'S OUTING
-
-
-On leaving the office, the happy thought had occurred to Fanny of
-telegraphing at once to her father apprising him of Charles Bevan's
-decision. Accordingly they sought the nearest telegraph office, where
-Miss Lambert indited the following despatch:--
-
-
- "TO LAMBERT,
- C/O MISS PURSEHOUSE,
- THE ROOST, ROOKHURST.
-
- "Mr Bevan has stopped the action. Isn't it sweet of him?"
-
-
-"Any name?" asked the clerk.
-
-"Oh yes," replied Fanny, suddenly remembering that her connection with
-the matter ought to be kept dark. "Put Hancock."
-
-Then they sought Oxford Street, where Fanny remembered that she had some
-shopping to do.
-
-"I won't be a minute," she said, pausing before a draper's. "Will you
-come in, or wait outside?"
-
-Mr Hancock elected to wait outside, and he waited.
-
-It was an unfortunate shop for a man to wait before: there was nothing
-in the windows but _lingerie_; the shop on the left of it was a bonnet
-shop, and the establishment on the right was a bar.
-
-So he had to wait, standing on the kerbstone, in full view of mankind.
-In two minutes three men passed who knew him, and in the middle of the
-fourth minute old Sir Henry Tempest, one of his best clients, who was
-driving by in a hansom, stopped, got out and button-holed him.
-
-"Just the man I want to see, what a piece of luck! I was going to your
-office. See here, that d----d scamp of a Sawyer has sent me in a bill
-for sixteen pounds--sixteen pounds for those repairs I spoke to you
-about. Why! I'd have got 'em done for six if he had left them to me. But
-jump into the cab, and come and have luncheon, and we can talk things
-over."
-
-"I can't," said Mr Hancock, "I am waiting for a lady--my sister, she has
-just gone into that shop. I'll tell you, I will see you, any time you
-like, to-morrow."
-
-"Well, I suppose that must do. But sixteen pounds!--people seem to think
-I am made of money. I tell you what, Hancock, the great art in getting
-through life is to make yourself out a poor man--go about in an old coat
-and hat; you are just as comfortable, and you are not pestered by every
-beggar and beast that wants money."
-
-"Decidedly, decidedly--I think you are right," said his listener,
-standing now on one foot, now on the other.
-
-"Once you get the reputation of being rich you are ruined--what's the
-matter with you?"
-
-"Twinges of gout, twinges of gout. I can't get rid of it."
-
-"Gout? Have you been to a doctor for it?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well, don't mind what he says; try my remedy. Gout, my dear sir, is
-incurable with drugs, I've tried 'em. You try hot air baths and
-vegetarianism; it cured me. I don't say a _strictly_ vegetarian diet,
-but just as little meat as you can take. I get it myself. Hancock, we're
-not so young as we were, and the wine and women of our youth revisit us;
-yes, the wine and women----"
-
-He stopped. Fanny had just emerged from the shop.
-
-The cabman who drove Sir Henry Tempest that day from Oxford Street to
-the Raleigh Club has not yet solved the problem as to "what the old
-gent, was laughing about."
-
-"I'm awfully sorry to have kept you such a time," said Fanny, as they
-wandered away, "but those shopmen are so stupid. Who was that
-nice-looking old gentleman you were talking to?"
-
-"That was Sir Henry Tempest; but he never struck me as being especially
-nice-looking. He is not a bad man in his way--but a bore; yes, very
-decidedly a bore."
-
-"Come here," said Fanny, from whose facile mind the charms of Sir Henry
-Tempest had vanished--"Come here, and I will buy you something." She
-turned to a jeweller's shop.
-
-"But, my dear child," said James, "I never wear jewellery--never."
-
-"Oh, I don't mean _really_ to buy you something, I only mean make
-belief--window-shopping, you know. I often go out by myself and buy
-heaps of things like that, watches and carriages, and all sorts of
-things. I enjoy it just as much as if I were buying them really; more, I
-think, for I don't get tired of them. Do you know that when I want a
-thing and get it I don't want it any more? I often get married like
-that."
-
-"Like what?" asked the astonished Mr Hancock.
-
-"Window-shopping. I see sometimes _such_ a nice-looking man in the
-street or the park, then I marry him and he's ever so nice; but if I
-married him really I'm sure I'd hate him, or at least be tired of him in
-a day or two. Now, see here! I will buy you--let me see--let me
-see--_that_!" She pointed suddenly to an atrocious carbuncle scarf-pin.
-"That, and that watch with the long hand that goes hopping round. You
-can have the whole window," said Fanny, suddenly becoming lavishly
-generous. "But the scarf-pin would suit you, and the watch would be
-useful for--for--well, it looks like a business man's watch."
-
-Mr Hancock sighed. "Say an old man's watch, Fanny--may I call you
-Fanny?"
-
-"Of course, if you like. But you're not old, you're quite young; at
-least you're just as jolly as if you were. But come, or we will be late
-for the Zoo."
-
-"Wait," said Mr Hancock; "there is lots of time for the Zoo. Now look at
-the window and buy yourself a present."
-
-"I'll buy that," said Miss Lambert promptly, pointing to a little watch
-crusted with brilliants.
-
-Mr Hancock noted the watch and the name and number of the shop, and they
-passed on.
-
-Mr Hancock found that progress with such a companion in Oxford Street
-was a slow affair. The extraordinary fascination exercised by the shops
-upon his charge astonished him; everything seemed to interest her, even
-churns. The normal state of her brain seemed only comparable to that of
-a person's who is recovering from an illness.
-
-It was after twelve when they reached Mudie's library.
-
-"Now," said Mr Hancock, pausing and resting on his umbrella, "I am
-rather perplexed."
-
-"What about?"
-
-"Luncheon. If we take a cab to the Zoo now, we will have to lunch there
-or in the neighbourhood. I do not know whether they provide luncheons at
-the Zoo or whether there is even a refreshment room there."
-
-"You can buy buns," said Fanny; "at least, I have a dim recollection of
-buns when I was there last. We bought them for the bears; but whether
-they were meant for people to eat, or only made on purpose for the
-animals, I don't know."
-
-"Just so. I think we had better defer our visit till after luncheon;
-but, meanwhile, what shall we do? It is now ten minutes past twelve; we
-cannot possibly lunch till one. Shall we explore the Museum?"
-
-"Oh! not the Museum," said Fanny; "it always takes my appetite away. I
-suppose it's the mummies. I'll tell you what, we will go and have ices
-in that cafe over there."
-
-They crossed to the Vienna Cafe, and seated themselves at a little
-marble table.
-
-"Father and I come here often," said Fanny, "when we are in this part of
-the town; we know every one here." She bowed and smiled to the lady who
-sits in the little glass counting house, who smiled and bowed in return.
-"That was Hermann--the man who went for our ices; and that's Fritz, the
-waiter, over there, with the bald head." She caught Fritz's eye, who
-smiled and bowed. "I don't see Henri--I suppose he's married; he told us
-he was going to get married the last time we were here, to a girl who
-keeps the accounts in a cafe in Soho, somewhere, and I promised him to
-send them a wedding present. He was such a nice man, like a Count in
-disguise; you know the sort of looking man I mean. What shall I send
-him?"
-
-James Hancock ran over all the wedding presents he could remember in his
-mind; he thought of clocks, candlesticks, silver-plated mustard pots.
-
-"Send him a--clock."
-
-"Yes, I'll send him a clock. Wait till I ask where they live."
-
-She rose and approached the lady at the counting-house; a brisk
-conversation ensued, the lady speaking much with her hands and eyes,
-which she raised alternately to heaven.
-
-Fanny came back looking sorrowful. "He's gone," she said; "I never
-could have thought it!"
-
-"Why should he not go?"
-
-"Yes, but he went with the spoons and forks and things, and there was no
-girl at Soho."
-
-"Never trust those plausible gentlemen who look like Italian Counts,"
-said James Hancock, not entirely displeased with the melodramatic news.
-
-"Whom _is_ one to trust?" asked Fanny, with the air of a woman whose
-life's illusion is shattered.
-
-James Hancock couldn't quite say. "Trust _me_," rose to his lips, but
-the sentiment was not uttered, partly because it would have been too
-previous, and partly because Hermann had just placed before him an
-enormous ice-cream.
-
-"You are not eating your ice!"
-
-"It's too hot--ah, um--I mean it's too cold," said Mr Hancock, waking
-from a moment's reverie. "That is to say, I scarcely ever eat ices." The
-fact that a sweet vanilla ice was simply food and drink to the gout was
-a dietetic truism he did not care to utter.
-
-"If," said Fanny, with the air of a mother speaking to her child, "if
-you don't eat your ice I will never take you shopping with me again.
-_Please_ eat it, I feel so greedy eating alone."
-
-Mr Hancock seized a spoon and attacked the formidable structure before
-him.
-
-"I hope I'll never grow old," sighed Miss Lambert, as Hermann approached
-them with a huge dish of fantastic-looking cakes--cakes crusted with
-sugar and chocolate, Moscow Gateaux simply sodden with rum, and
-Merangues filled with cream rich as Devonshire could make it.
-
-"We must all grow old," said Hancock, staring with ghastly eyes at these
-atrocities. "But why do you specially fear age? Age has its beauties, it
-must come to us all."
-
-"I don't want to grow old," said his companion, "because then I would
-not care for sweets any more. Father says the older he grows the less he
-cares for sweets, and that every one loses their sweet tooth at fifty. I
-hope I'll never lose mine; if I do I'll--get a false one."
-
-Mr Hancock leisurely helped himself to one of the largest and
-sweetest-looking of the specimens of "Italian confectionery" before
-him; Fanny helped herself to its twin, and there was silence for a
-moment.
-
-It is strange that whilst a man may admit his age to a woman he cares
-for, by word of mouth, he will do much before he admits it by his
-actions.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-A MEETING
-
-
-Of all places in the world the Zoo is, perhaps, the most uninspiring to
-your diffident lover, but Mr Hancock was fond of zoology. It was a mild
-sort of hobby which he cultivated in his few leisure moments, and he was
-not displeased to air his knowledge before his pretty friend, and to
-show her that he had a taste for things other than forensic. Accordingly
-in the Bird House he began to show off. This was a mistake. If you have
-a hobby, conceal it till after marriage. The man with a hobby, once he
-lets himself loose upon his pet subject or occupation, always bores. He
-is like a man in drink, he does not know the extent of his own
-stupidity; lost in his own paradise he is unconscious of the trouble
-and weariness he is inflicting on the unfortunates who happen to be his
-companions--unlike a man in drink, he is rarely amusing.
-
-There were birds with legs without end, and birds apparently with no
-legs at all, nutcracker-billed birds, birds without tails, and things
-that seemed simply tails without birds.
-
-Before a long-tailed bird that bore a dim resemblance to himself, Mr
-Hancock paused and began to instruct his companion. When he had bored
-her sufficiently they passed to the great Ape House, and from there to
-the Monkey House.
-
-They had paused to consider the Dog-faced Ape, when Fanny, whose eyes
-were wandering about the place, gave a little start and plucked her
-companion by the sleeve. "Look," she said, "there's old Mr Bridgewater!"
-
-"Why! God bless my soul, so it is!" cried Hancock. "What the--what
-the--what the----"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-THE ADVENTURES OF BRIDGEWATER
-
-
-The appearance of shame and conscious guilt that suffused the face and
-person of Bridgewater caused the wild idea to rush through his
-employer's mind that the old man had, vulgarly speaking, "scooped the
-till" and was attempting evasion.
-
-Defaulters bound for America or France do not, however, as a rule, take
-the Monkey House at the Zoo _en route_, and the practical mind of James
-Hancock rejected the idea at once, and gripped the truth of the matter.
-Bridgewater had been following him for the purpose of spying upon him.
-
-The unhappy Bridgewater had indeed been following him.
-
-When, emerging from the bar, he had perceived his quarry he had followed
-them at a safe distance. When they went into the Vienna Cafe he waited;
-it seemed to him that he waited three hours: it was, in fact, an hour
-and a quarter. For, having finished her ice and its accompaniments,
-Fanny had declared that she was quite ready for luncheon, and had
-proposed that they should proceed to the meal at once without seeking a
-new cafe.
-
-When they came out, Bridgewater took up the pursuit. They got into a
-hansom: he got into another, and ordered the driver to pursue the first
-vehicle at a safe distance. He did this from instinct, not as a result
-of having read Gaboriau, or the "Adventures of Sherlock Holmes."
-
-The long wait, the upset of all his usual ways, and the fact that he had
-not lunched, coupled with his dread of a hansom--hitherto when he had
-moved on wheels it had always been on those of a four-wheeler or
-omnibus--conspired to reduce him mentally to the condition of an
-over-driven sheep.
-
-They left the part of the town he knew, and passed through streets he
-knew not of, streets upon streets, and still the first vehicle pursued
-its way with undiminished speed. He felt now a dim certainty that his
-employer was going to be married, and now he tried to occupy his
-scattered wits in attempting to compute what this frightful cab journey
-would cost.
-
-At the Zoo gates the first hansom stopped.
-
-"Pull up," cried Bridgewater, poking his umbrella through the trap.
-
-He alighted a hundred yards from the gates. At the turnstile he paid his
-shilling and went in, but Fanny and her companion had vanished as
-completely as if the polar bear had swallowed them up.
-
-He wandered away through the gardens aimlessly, but keeping a sharp
-look-out. He had never been to the Zoo before, but guessed it was the
-Zoo because of the animals. The whole adventure had the complexion of a
-nightmare, a complexion not brightened by the melancholy appearance of
-the eagles and vultures and the distant roaring and lowing of unknown
-beasts.
-
-He saw an elephant advancing towards him swinging its trunk like a
-pendulum; to avoid it he took a path that led to the Fish House. His one
-desire now was to get out of the gardens and get home. He recognised now
-that he had made a serious mistake in entering the gardens at all. To
-have returned at once to Miss Hancock with the information that her
-brother had simply taken Miss Lambert to the Zoo would have been the
-proper and sensible course to have pursued.
-
-Now at any moment he might find himself confronted with the two people
-he dreaded to meet. What should he say suppose he met them? What _could_
-he say? The anguish of this thought drove him from the Fish House, where
-he had taken temporary refuge. He took a path which ended in an
-elephant; it was the same elephant he had seen before, but he did not
-know it. A side path, which he pursued hastily, brought him to the polar
-bear. Here he asked his way to the nearest gate of a young man and
-maiden who were gazing at the bear. The young man promptly pointed out a
-path; he took it, and found himself at the Monkey House.
-
-He took off his hat and mopped his head with his bandana handkerchief.
-Looking round in bewilderment after this refreshing operation he saw
-something approaching far worse than an elephant; it was Mr Hancock, and
-with Mr Hancock, Fanny, making directly for him.
-
-He did not hesitate a moment in doing the worst thing possible; as an
-animal enters a trap, he entered the Monkey House. He would have shut
-and bolted the door behind him had such a proceeding been feasible.
-
-Bridgewater had a horror of monkeys; he had always considered the common
-organ-grinder's monkey to be the representative of all its kind, and the
-last production of nature in frightfulness; but here were monkeys of
-every shape, size, and colour, a symphony of monkeys, each "note" more
-horrible than the last.
-
-If you have ever studied monkeys and their ways you will know that they
-have their likes and dislikes just like men. That some people "appeal"
-to them at first sight, and some people do not. Bridgewater did not.
-When he saw Fanny entering at the door he retreated to the furthest
-limits of the place and pretended to be engaged in contemplation of a
-peculiarly sinister-looking ape, upon which, to judge from its
-appearance, a schoolboy had been at work with a brushful of blue paint.
-
-The azure and sinister one endured the human's gaze for a few mutterful
-moments, and then bursting into loud yells flew at the bars and
-attempted to tear them from their sockets; the mandrills shrieked and
-chattered, the lemur added his note, and Bridgewater beat a retreat.
-
-It was at this moment that Fanny's wandering gaze caught him.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-A CONFESSION
-
-
-Mr Hancock, asking Fanny to wait for him for a short time, took
-Bridgewater by the arm and led him outside.
-
-"Now, Bridgewater, what is the meaning of this? Why have you left the
-office? Why have you followed me? What earthly reason had you for doing
-such a thing? Speak out, man--are you dumb?"
-
-"I declare to God, Mr James," said the unhappy Bridgewater, "I had no
-reason----"
-
-"No reason!--are you mad? Bridgewater, you haven't been--drinking?"
-
-"Drinking!" cried Bridgewater, with what your melodramatist would call a
-hollow laugh. "Drinking!--oh yes--drinking? No! No!--don't mind me, Mr
-James. Drinking! One blessed glass of sherry, and not a bite have I
-had--waiting two hours and more--following you in a cab--three shillings
-the fare was--nearly torn in pieces by an ape--following you and hiding
-in all sorts of places, and then told I've been drinking. Do I look as
-if I had been drinking, Mr James? Am I given to drinking, Mr James? Have
-you known me for forty years, Mr James, and have you ever seen me do
-such a thing? Answer me that, Mr James----"
-
-"Hush, hush!--don't talk so loud," said Hancock, rather alarmed at the
-old man's hysterical manner. "No, you are the last person to do such a
-thing, but tell me, all the same, why you followed me."
-
-Bridgewater was dumb. Hungry, thirsty, frightened at being caught
-spying, startled by elephants and addled by apes as he was, still his
-manhood revolted at the idea of betraying Patience and sheltering
-himself at her expense. All the same, he attempted very feminine tactics
-in endeavouring to evade a direct reply.
-
-"Drinking! I have been in the office, man and boy, this fifty years and
-more come next Michaelmas; it's fifty-one years, fifty-one years next
-Michaelmas Day, every day at my place but Sundays and holidays, year
-in, year out----"
-
-"Bridgewater," repeated Mr Hancock, "will you answer me the question I
-just asked you? Why did you follow me to-day?"
-
-"Oh Lord," said Bridgewater, "I wish I had never seen this day! Follow
-you, Mr James? do you think I followed you for pleasure? Why, the
-office--God bless my soul! it makes my hair stand on end--no one there
-but Wolf to take charge, and I have been away hours and hours. It's
-three o'clock now, and here am I miles and miles away; and I ought to
-have called at the law courts at 3.20, and there's those bills to file.
-It seems all like a horrible nightmare, that it does; it seems----"
-
-"I don't want to know what it seems. You have left your duty and come
-away--for what purpose?"
-
-Silence.
-
-"Ah well!" said Hancock, speaking not in the least angrily, "I see there
-is a secret of some sort. I regret that a man in whom I have always
-placed implicit trust should keep from me a secret that concerns me;
-evidently--no matter, I am not curious. Yes, it is three o'clock; it
-might be as well for you to return and look after things, though it is
-too late for the law courts now."
-
-This tone and manner completely floored Bridgewater. The fountains of
-his great deep were broken up, and if Patience Hancock could have seen
-the damage done to his confidential reservoir, she would have shuddered.
-
-"I'll tell you the truth, Mr James. It's not my fault--she put me to the
-work. I'll tell you the truth. I've been following you and spying upon
-you, but it was for your own good, she said----"
-
-"Who said?"
-
-"Miss Patience."
-
-"Miss Patience told you to follow me to-day?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"But what on earth--how on earth did she know I was--er--coming here?"
-
-"She didn't know."
-
-"Well, how the _devil_ did she tell you to follow me, then?"
-
-"She wanted to know where you were going to."
-
-"But," roared Hancock, whose face had been slowly crimsoning, or
-purpling rather, since the mention of his sister's name, "how the
-_blazes_ did she know I was going _anywhere_?"
-
-"When I saw you going out of the office with Miss Lambert I ran round
-and told her."
-
-"When you saw me going out of the office with Miss Lambert you ran round
-and told her!" said Hancock, spacing each word and speaking with such a
-change from fire to ice that his listener shivered. "Oh, this is too
-good! I pay you a large salary to spy upon me and to run round and tell
-my sister my doings. Am I mad, or am I dreaming? And what--what--WHAT
-led you, sir, to leave the office and run round and tell my sister?"
-
-"For God's sake, Mr James, don't talk so loud!" said Bridgewater; "the
-people are turning round to look at us. I didn't leave the office of my
-own accord; it was Miss Patience, who said to me, she said,
-'Bridgewater, I trust you for your master's sake to let me know if you
-see him with a lady, for,' she said, 'there is a woman who has designs
-on him.'"
-
-"Ah!"
-
-"Those were her words. So when I saw you going out with Miss Lambert I
-ran round and told her."
-
-"Ah!"
-
-Mr Hancock had fallen from fury into a thoughtful mood: one of the
-sharpest brains in London was engaged in unravelling the meaning to get
-at the inner-meaning of all this.
-
-"My sister came round to the office some time ago asking me to spare you
-for an hour as she wished for your advice about a lease. That, of
-course, was all humbug: she wanted you for the purpose of talking about
-me?"
-
-"That is true."
-
-"The lease was never mentioned?"
-
-"Not once, Mr James."
-
-"All the conversation was about me and my welfare?"
-
-"That it was."
-
-"Now see here, Bridgewater, cast your memory back. Is this the first
-time in your life that my sister has invited you to my house in Gordon
-Square to discuss my welfare?"
-
-"No indeed, sir. I've been there before."
-
-"How many times?"
-
-Bridgewater assumed the cast of countenance he always assumed when
-engaged in reckoning.
-
-"That's enough," said Hancock, "don't count. Now tell me, when did she
-first begin to take you into her confidence--twenty years ago?"
-
-"Yes, Mr James, fully that."
-
-Hancock made a sound like a groan.
-
-"And twenty years ago it was the same tale: 'Protect my brother from a
-designing woman.'"
-
-"Why, it was, and that's the truth," said Bridgewater, as if the fact
-had just been discovered by him.
-
-"And you did your best, told her all about me and my movements, as far
-as you knew them, and mixed and muddled, and made an ass of yourself and
-a fool of me----"
-
-"Oh, Mr James!"
-
-"Hold your tongue!--a fool of me. Do you know, John Bridgewater, that
-you have been aiding and abetting in a conspiracy--a conspiracy
-unpunishable by law, but still a conspiracy--hold your tongue!--you are
-innocent of everything but of being a fool; indeed, I ought not to call
-any man a fool, for I have been a fool myself, and I ought to have seen
-that the one end and aim of my sister's life was to secure her position
-as my keeper, and her tenure of my house. You have shown me at one
-flash a worm that has crawled through my past, cankering and corroding
-all it touched. Money, money, money--that is my sister's creed. I am not
-young, Bridgewater, and it seems to me that if instead of living all
-these years side by side with this money-grub, I had lived side by side
-with a wife, my lot would have been a better one. I might have had
-children, grown-up sons now, daughters--things that make an interest for
-us in our old age. Between me and all that has come my sister. That
-woman has a very strong will. I see many things in the past now, ay,
-twenty years ago, that I can explain. Bridgewater, you have done me a
-great injury, but you did it for the best, and I forgive you. Half the
-people in this world are pawns and chess-pieces, moved about by the men
-and women of intellect who form the other half. If you had possessed
-eyes to see, you might have seen that the really designing woman against
-whom I should have been protected, was the woman with whom you leagued
-yourself--my sister."
-
-The expression on Bridgewater's face was so wonderfully funny that
-Hancock would have laughed had he not been in such a serious mood.
-
-"However, what's done is done, and there is no use in crying over spilt
-milk. You have at least done me a service by your stupidity in following
-me to-day, for you have shown me the light. Miss Lambert pleases me, and
-if I choose to make her mistress of my house, instead of my sister,
-mistress of my house she will be. We will return now to--where I left
-Miss Lambert, and we will all go home to Gordon Square and have dinner
-with my sister."
-
-"Not me, Mr James," gasped Bridgewater, "I don't feel well."
-
-"Nonsense! you need not fear my sister. She is no longer mistress of my
-house; next week she shall pack bag and baggage. Come."
-
-He turned towards the Monkey House, and Bridgewater followed him, so
-mazed in his intellect that it would be hard to tell whether monkeys,
-men, Fanny Lambert, Patience Hancock, or elephants, were uppermost in
-his brain.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-IN GORDON SQUARE
-
-
-It was James Hancock's rule that a dinner should be served every night
-at Gordon Square, to which he could invite any one, even a city
-alderman.
-
-On this especial day a dinner, even better than usual, was in prospect.
-Miss Hancock had a large circle of acquaintances of her own; she
-belonged to several anti-societies. As before hinted, she was not
-destitute of a certain kindness of heart, and the counterfoils of her
-cheque book disclosed not inconsiderable sums subscribed to the Society
-for the Total Abolition of Vivisection and Kindred Bodies.
-
-To-day she expected to dinner a person, a gentleman of the female
-persuasion--that is to say, a sort of man. Mr Bulders, the person in
-question, a member of the Anti-Tobacco League, was a crank of the
-crankiest description. He wrote letters to the paper on every
-conceivable subject, and in this way had obtained a dim and unholy sort
-of notoriety. Fox hunting was his especial detestation, and his grand
-hobby was cremation. "Why Fear the Flames?" by Emanuel Bulders, a
-pamphlet of fifteen pages, privately printed, reposed in Miss Hancock's
-private bookcase. But Mr Bulders has no place in this story; he is dead
-and--cremated, let us hope. I shadow him forth as the reason why Miss
-Hancock was sitting this evening by the drawing-room fireplace, dressed
-in the dress she assumed when she expected visitors, and engaged in
-crochet-work.
-
-The clock pointed to half-past six, Bulders was due--over-due, like the
-Spanish galleon that was destined never to come into port. She had said
-in her note, "Come early, I wish to talk over the last report of the
----- Society, and my brother has little sympathy with such subjects."
-
-Suddenly her trained ear distinguished the sound of her brother's
-latchkey in the door below. Some women are strangely like dogs in so far
-as regards the senses of hearing and smell.
-
-Patience Hancock, as she sat by the drawing-room fireplace, could tell
-that her brother had not entered the house alone. She made out his
-voice, and then the voice of Bridgewater. She supposed that James had
-brought his clerk home to dinner to talk business matters over, as he
-sometimes did; and she was relapsing from the attitude of strained
-attention when a sound struck her, hit her, and caused her to drop her
-crochet-work and rise to her feet.
-
-She heard the laughter of a girl.
-
-Almost instantly upon the laughter the door opened, and it seemed to
-Miss Hancock that a dozen people entered the room.
-
-"This is my sister Patience--Patience, Miss Lambert. We've all come back
-to dinner. Sit down, Bridgewater. By the way, Patience, there's a letter
-for you; I took it from the postman at the hall door." He handed the
-letter; it was from Mr Bulders, excusing himself for not coming to dine,
-and alleging for reason a sore throat.
-
-Patience extended a frigid hand to Miss Lambert, who just touched it;
-all the girl's light-heartedness and vivacity had vanished for the
-moment, Patience Hancock acted upon her like a draught of cold air.
-
-"I think you have heard me mention Miss Lambert's name, Patience. We
-have been to the Zoo, the whole three of us. Immensely amusing place
-the Zoo--makes one feel quite a boy again. Hey, Bridgewater!"
-
-"I hope you enjoyed it," said Miss Hancock in a perfunctory tone,
-glancing at Fanny, who was seated in a huge rocking-chair, the only
-really comfortable chair in the room, and then at Bridgewater, who had
-taken his seat on the ottoman.
-
-"Pretty well, thanks," said Fanny, speaking in a languid tone. She had
-assumed very much the air of a fine lady all of a sudden: she was not
-going to be patronised by a solicitor's daughter, and she had divined in
-Patience Hancock an enemy. "The Zoo is very much like the world: there
-is much to laugh at and much to endure. Taken as a whole, it is not an
-unmixed blessing."
-
-James Hancock opened his mouth at these sage utterances, and then shut
-it again and turned away to smile. Bridgewater had the bad manners to
-scratch his head. Miss Hancock said, "Indeed?"
-
-"Don't you think so?"
-
-"I think the world is exactly what we choose to make it," said Patience
-Hancock, quoting Bulders.
-
-"You think _that_?" said Fanny, suddenly forgetting her fine lady
-languors. "Well, I wish some one would show me how to make the world
-just as I'd choose to make it. Oh, it would be such a world--no poor
-people, and no rain, and no misery, and no debts."
-
-"You mean no debtors," said Patience, seizing her opportunity. "It is
-the debtors that make debts, just as it is the drunken people who make
-drunkenness."
-
-"Yes, I suppose it is," said Fanny, suddenly abandoning her
-argumentative tone for one of reverie. "It's the people in the world
-that make it so horrid and so nice."
-
-"That's exactly it," said Hancock, who was standing on the hearthrug
-listening to these banalities of thought, and contemplating Bridgewater.
-"Miss Lambert is a true philosopher. It is the people who make the world
-what it is; could we banish the meddlers and spies and traitors"--he
-looked fixedly at his sister--"the world would not be an unpleasant
-place to live in."
-
-"I hate spies," said Fanny, totally unconscious of the delicate ground
-she was stepping upon--"people who poke about into other people's
-business, and open letters, and that sort of thing." Miss Hancock
-flushed scarlet, and her brother noted the fact. "James opens letters, I
-caught him."
-
-"Who is James?" asked Miss Hancock.
-
-"He's our butler," said Fanny, looking imploringly at Mr Hancock as if
-to say "Don't tell."
-
-Miss Hancock rose. "May I show you to my room? you would like to remove
-your hat."
-
-The dinner was not a success, intellectually speaking. James Hancock's
-temper half broke down over the soles, the sauce was not to his liking;
-the sweet cakes, ices, and other horrors he had consumed during the day
-had induced a mild attack of dyspepsia. His nose was red, and he knew
-it; and, worst of all, faint twinges of gout made themselves felt. His
-right great toe was saying to him, "Wait till you see what you'll have
-to-morrow." Then Boffins, the old butler, tripped on the cat, broke a
-dish, and James Hancock's temper flew out.
-
-I have described James Hancock badly, if you have not perceived that he
-was a man with a temper. The evil demons in the Merangues and ices, the
-irritation caused by Bridgewater's confession, the provoking calmness
-of his sister, the uric acid in his blood, and the smash of the broken
-dish, all combined of a sudden and were too much for him.
-
-"Damn that cat!" he cried. "Cats, cats, cats! How often have I told
-you"--to his sister--"that I will not have my house filled with those
-sneaking, prowling beasts? Chase her out; where is she?"
-
-Boffins looked under the table and said "Scat," but nothing "scatted."
-
-"She's gone, Mr James."
-
-"I won't have cats in my house," said Mr James, proceeding with his
-dinner and feeling rather ashamed of his outburst. "Dear Lord, Patience,
-what do you call this thing?"
-
-"The cook," said Patience, "calls it, I believe, a _vol-au-vent_. What
-is wrong with it?"
-
-"What is right with it, you mean. Don't touch it, Miss Lambert, unless
-you wish to have a nightmare."
-
-"I think it's delicious," said Fanny, "and I don't mind nightmares.
-They're rather fun--when they are over, and you wake up and find
-yourself safe in bed."
-
-"Well, you'll have some fun to-night," grunted James. "The person who
-cooked this atrocity ought to be made sleep with the person who eats
-it."
-
-"James, you need not be _vulgar_," said his sister.
-
-"What's vulgar?"
-
-"Your remark."
-
-"Boffins, fill Miss Lambert's glass--let's change the subject. This
-champagne is abominably iced--give me some Burgundy."
-
-"James!"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Burgundy!"
-
-"Well, what about Burgundy?"
-
-"Surely you remember the gout--the frightful attack you had last time
-after Burgundy."
-
-"Gout? I suppose you mean Arthritic Rheumatism? But perhaps you are
-right, and Dr Garrod was wrong--let us call it gout. Fill up the glass,
-Boffins. Bridgewater, try some Burgundy, and see if it affects your
-gout. Boffins, that cat's in the room, I hear it purring. I hear it, I
-tell you, sir! where is the beast?"
-
-The beast, as if in answer, poked its head from under the
-table-cloth--it was in Miss Lambert's lap.
-
-Altogether the dinner was not a success.
-
-"Your father has known my brother some time?" said Miss Hancock, when
-the ladies found themselves alone in the drawing-room after dinner.
-
-"Oh yes, some time now," said Fanny. "They met over some law business.
-Father had a dispute with Mr Bevan of Highshot Towers, the place
-adjoining ours, you know, down in Buckinghamshire, and Mr Hancock was
-very kind--he arbitrated."
-
-"Indeed? that is funny, for he is Mr Bevan's solicitor."
-
-"Is that so? I'm sure I don't know, I never trouble myself about law
-business or money matters. I leave all that to father."
-
-They talked on various matters, and before Miss Lambert had been packed
-into a specially chartered four-wheeler and driven home with Bridgewater
-on the box beside the driver as chaperone, Miss Hancock had come to form
-ideas about Miss Lambert such as she had never formed about any other
-young lady. Ideas the tenor of which you will perceive later on.
-
-
-
-
-_PART IV_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-"THE ROOST"
-
-
-Mr Bevan, since his visit to Highgate, dreamed often at nights of
-monstrous asparagus beds, and his friends and acquaintances noticed that
-he seemed distrait.
-
-The fact was the mind of this orderly and precise individual had
-received a shock; his world of thought had tilted somewhat, owing to a
-slight shifting of the poles, and regions hitherto in darkness were
-touched with sun.
-
-Go where he would a voice pursued him, turn where he would, a face. Wild
-impulses to jump into a cab and drive to "The Laurels," Highgate, as
-swiftly as cab could take him were subdued and conquered. Perhaps it
-would be happier for some of us if we used less reason in steering our
-way through life. Impulsive people are often sneered at, yet, I dare
-say that an impulse acted upon will as often make a man's life as mar
-it.
-
-Mr Bevan was not an impulsive man. It was not for some days after his
-visit to "The Laurels" that he carried out his determination to stop the
-action once for all. He did not return to "The Laurels." He was engaged
-and a man of honour, and as such he determined to fly from temptation.
-Accordingly one bright morning he despatched a wire intimating his
-arrival by the 3.50 at Ditchingham, having sent which he flung himself
-into a hansom and drove to Charing Cross, followed by another hansom
-containing Strutt, two portmanteaux, a hunting kit-bag and a bundle of
-fishing-rods. An extraordinary accident happened to the train he
-travelled by; it arrived at Paddock Wood only three minutes late, making
-up for this deficiency, however, by crawling into Ditchingham at 4.10.
-
-On the Ditchingham platform stood two girls. One tall, pale, and
-decidedly good-looking despite the _pince-nez_ she wore; the other short
-and rather stout, and rather pretty.
-
-The tall girl was Miss Pursehouse; the short was Lulu Morgan, Miss
-Pursehouse's companion, an American.
-
-Pamela Pursehouse at this stage of her career was verging on thirty,
-the only daughter of the late John Pursehouse of Birmingham, and an
-orphan. She was exceedingly rich.
-
-Some months ago she had met Bevan on board Sir Charles Napier's yacht;
-they had spent a fortnight cruising about the Balearic Islands and the
-Riff coast of Morocco, had been sea-sick together, and bored together,
-and finally had, one moonlight night, become engaged. It was a
-cold-blooded affair despite the moonlight, and they harboured no
-illusions one of the other, and no doubts.
-
-Pamela had a mind of her own. She had attended classes at Mason's
-College and had quite a knowledge of Natural History; she also had an
-interest in the ways of the working classes, and had written a paper to
-prove that, with economy, a man, his wife and five children, could live
-on an income of eleven shillings a week, and put by sixpence for a rainy
-day; to disprove which she was eternally helping the cottagers round
-about with doles of tea on a liberal scale, coal in the winter, and wine
-in sickness. When the rainy day came she supplied the sixpence, which
-ought to have been in the savings bank, for she was a girl who found
-her heart when she forgot her head.
-
-At Marseilles Lady Napier, Pamela, Lulu, and Charles Bevan had left the
-yacht and travelled together to Paris; there, after a couple of days, he
-had departed for London to look after his affairs. Pamela had remained
-in Paris, where, through Lady Napier, she had the _entree_ of the best
-society, and had met many people, including the Lamberts. She had indeed
-only returned to England a short time ago.
-
-Outside the station stood a governess cart and the omnibus of the hotel.
-Into the governess cart bundled the lovers and Lulu, into the omnibus
-Strutt and the luggage. Pamela took the reins and the hog-maned pony
-started.
-
-"Hot, isn't it?" said Charles, tilting his hat over his eyes, and
-envying Strutt in the cool shelter of the omnibus.
-
-"Think so?" said Pamela. "It's July, you know. Why do men dress always
-in summer in such heavy clothes? Seems to me women are much more
-sensible in the matter of dress. Now if you were dressed as I am,
-instead of in that Harris tweed, you wouldn't feel the heat at all."
-
-Charles tried to imagine himself in a chip hat and lilac cotton gown,
-and failed.
-
-"You must have been fried in that train," said Lulu, staring at him with
-a pair of large blue eyes, eyes that never seemed to shut.
-
-"Pretty nearly," answered Charles, and the conversation languished.
-
-Rookhurst stands on a hill; it is a village composed of gentlemen's
-houses. Country "seats" radiate from it to a distance of some three
-miles. Three acres and a house constitute a "seat."
-
-The conservatism of the old Japanese aristocracy pales when considered
-beside the conservatism of Rookhurst. In this microcosm there are as
-many circles as in the Inferno of Dante, and the circles are nearly as
-painful to contemplate.
-
-When Pamela Pursehouse rented "The Roost" and took up residence there
-she came unknown and untrumpeted. The parson and several curious old
-ladies called upon her, but the seat-holders held aloof, she was not
-received. Mrs D'Arcy-Jones--Rookhurst is full of people with
-double-barrelled names, those double-barrelled names in which the
-second barrel is of inferior metal--Mrs D'Arcy-Jones discovered that
-Pamela's father was of Birmingham. Mrs D'Arcy-Johnson found out that he
-was in trade, and Mrs D'Arcy Somebody-else that her mother's maiden name
-was Jenkins. There was much turning up of noses when poor Pamela's name
-was mentioned, till one fine day when all the turned-up noses were
-suddenly turned down by the arrival at "The Roost" of the Duchess of
-Aviedale, her footman, her maid, her dog, and her companion. Then there
-was a rush. People flung decency to the winds in their haste to know the
-tradesman's daughter and incidentally get a lick at the Duchess's boots.
-But to all callers Pamela was not at home; she had even the rudeness not
-to return their visits.
-
-The snobs, beaten back, retired, feeling very much like damaged goods,
-and Pamela was left in peace. Her aunt, Miss Jenkins, a sweet-faced and
-perfectly inane old lady, lived with her and kept house, and Pamela,
-protected by her wing, had all sorts of extraordinary people to visit
-her. Sandyman, M.P., the Labour representative, came down for a week-end
-once, and smoked shag tobacco in the dining-room and wandered about the
-village on Sunday in a Keir-Hardy cap; he also attended the tin chapel,
-had a quart of beer at the village pub, and did other disgraceful things
-which were all duly reported and set down to Pamela's account in the
-D'Arcy-Jones-Johnson notebook.
-
-Pamela liked men, that is to say, men who were original and interesting;
-yet she had engaged herself to the most unoriginal man in England: a
-fact for which there is no accounting, save on the hypothesis that she
-was a woman.
-
-The governess cart having climbed a long, long hill, the hog-maned pony
-took to himself wings, and presently, in a cloud of dust, halted.
-
-"The Roost," though a fairly large house, did not boast a
-carriage-drive. A gate in a high hedge led to a path through a
-rose-garden which was worth all the carriage-drives in existence.
-
-"We have several people staying with us, did I tell you?" said Pamela as
-she led the way. "Hamilton-Cox, the man who wrote the 'Pillar of Salt,'
-and Wilson--Professor Wilson of Oxford, and--but come on, and I'll
-introduce you."
-
-They entered a pleasant hall. The perfume of cigars and the sound of a
-man's laughter came from a half-open door on the right. Pamela made for
-it, and as Charles Bevan followed he heard a rich Irish voice. "My
-friend Stacey, of Castle Stacey, raised one four foot broad across the
-face; such a sunflower was never seen by mortal man, I measured it with
-my own hands--four foot----"
-
-Bevan suddenly found himself before a man, an immense, good-looking,
-priestly-faced man, in his shirt-sleeves, a cigar in his mouth, and a
-billiard cue in his hand.
-
-"Mr Charles Bevan, Mr Lambert; Mr Bevan, Professor Wilson; Mr----"
-
-"Why, sure to goodness it's not my cousin, Charles Bevan of the
-'Albany'!" cried the big man, effusively clasping the hand of Charles
-and gazing at him with the astonished and joyous expression of a man who
-meets a dear and long-lost brother.
-
-Mr Bevan intimated that he was that person.
-
-"But, sure to goodness," said the big man, dropping Charles' hand and
-scratching his head with a puzzled air, then he turned on his heel:
-"Where's my coat?" He found his coat and took from it a pocket-book,
-from the pocket-book a telegram and a sheet of paper, whilst Pamela
-turned to Professor Wilson and the novelist.
-
-"I got that from your lawyer, Mr Bevan," said he, "some days ago."
-Charles read:
-
-"Bevan has stopped action. Isn't it sweet of him?--HANCOCK."
-
-"Yes," said Charles rather stiffly, "I stopped the action, but Hancock
-seems to have--been drinking."
-
-"And there's the reply I was going to send, only I forgot it," said
-George Lambert, handing the copy of a telegram to Charles.
-
-"Tell Bevan I relinquish all fishing rights. Wish to be friends.--GEORGE
-LAMBERT."
-
-"It is very generous of you," said Charles, really touched. "But I can't
-have it, we'll divide the rights."
-
-"Come into the garden, my boy," said George, who had now resumed his
-coat, linking his arm in that of Charles and leading him out through the
-open French window, into the rose-scented garden, "and let's talk things
-over. It's the pity of the world we weren't always friends. Damn the
-fish stream and all the fish in it! I wish they'd been boiled before
-they were spawned. What's the _good_ of fighting? Isn't life too short
-for fighting and divisions? Sure, there's a rose as big as a red
-cabbage, but you should see the roses at my house in Highgate--and where
-did you meet Miss Pursehouse?"
-
-"Oh," said Charles. "I've known her for some time."
-
-"We met her in Paris, Fanny--that's my daughter--and me met her in
-Paris. Fanny doesn't care for her much, and wouldn't come with me; but
-there's never a woman in the world that really cares for another woman,
-unless the other woman is as ugly as sin and a hundred. There's a melon
-house for you, but you should see my melon houses in Highgate, the one's
-I am going to have built by Arthur Lawrence of Cockspur Street; he's
-made a speciality of glass, but he charges cruel. It's the passion of my
-life, a garden."
-
-He leaned over the gate leading to the kitchen-garden, and whistled an
-old Irish hunting song softly to himself as he contemplated the cabbages
-and peas. Charles lit a cigar. He was a fine figure of a man, this
-Lambert; one of those large natures in a large frame that dwarf other
-individualities when brought in contact with them. Hamilton Cox would
-pass in a crowd, and Professor Wilson was not unimpressive, but beside
-George Lambert, Hamilton-Cox looked a shrimp, and the Oxford professor
-somewhat shrivelled.
-
-"It's the passion of my life," reiterated Fanny Lambert's father,
-addressing the cabbages, the marrow fat peas, Charles Bevan, and the
-distant woods of Sussex. "And if I'd stuck to it and left horses alone,
-a richer man I'd have been this day."
-
-"I say," said Charles, who had been plunged in meditation, "why did
-Hancock telegraph to you, I wonder? It wasn't exactly solicitors'
-etiquette; the proper course, I think, would have been to communicate
-with your lawyers, Messrs Sykes and Fagan."
-
-George Lambert broke into a low, mellow laugh.
-
-"Faith," he said, "I suppose he did communicate with them, and they
-answered that they weren't my lawyers any more. I've fought with them,
-and that's a fact; and now that we're friends, you and me, I've an idea
-of transferring my business to Hancock. I've one or two little suits
-pending; and I'm not sure but one of them won't be with Fagan for the
-names I called him in his own office before his own clerks. 'I'll have
-you indicted for slander,' he says. 'Slander!' said I, 'slander, you old
-clothes-bag, have me up for slander, and I'll beat the dust out of your
-miserable reputation in any court in the kingdom, ye old
-wandering-Jew-come-to-roost,' and with that I left the office, and never
-will I set my foot in it again."
-
-"I should think not."
-
-"Never again. He's a red Jew--always beware of red Jews; black Jews are
-bad, but red Jews are the devil--bad luck to them! If I'd left Jews
-alone, a richer man I'd have been this day. Who's that ringing a bell?
-Oh, it's the afternoon tea-bell: let's go in and talk to the old
-professor and Miss Pursehouse."
-
-They did not go in, for the Professor and Miss Pursehouse, Lulu Morgan,
-and the author of the "Pillar of Salt" were having tea on the lawn.
-There were few places pleasanter than the lawn of "The Roost,"
-especially on this golden and peaceful summer's evening, through which
-the warm south wind brought the cawing of rooks from distant elm trees.
-
-"Have you two finished your business?" asked Pamela, addressing Charles;
-"if so, sit down and tell me all the news. I got your note. So sorry you
-were bored by old Mr--Blundell--was it?--at the club. Mr Blundell is a
-rose-bore, it seems," turning to Hamilton Cox; "he is mad on roses."
-
-"Blundell! what an excellent name for a bore!" said the "Pillar of Salt"
-man dreamily, closing his eyes. "I can see him, stout and red-faced
-and----"
-
-"Matter of fact, old Blundell isn't stout," cut in Charles, to whom
-Hamilton-Cox did not appeal. "He's thin and white."
-
-"_All_ white?"
-
-"No, his face, you know."
-
-"Ah! I had connected him with the idea of red roses. Why is it that in
-thinking of roses one always figures them red?"
-
-"Sure, I don't know--I never do."
-
-"I do."
-
-"Well," put in Pamela, "when you escaped from Mr Blundell what did you
-do with yourself that day--smoked, I suppose, and went to Tattersal's?"
-
-"No, I was busy."
-
-"What was the business--luncheon?"
-
-"Yes," said Charles Bevan, feeling that he was humorous in his reply,
-and feeling rather a sneak, too. "Luncheon was part of the business."
-
-The remembrance of the fried whiting rose before him, backed by a vision
-of Susannah holding in one hand a bottle of Boellinger, and in the other
-a bottle of Gold-water.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-MISS MORGAN
-
-
-It is so easy not to do some things. Bevan, had he acted correctly,
-ought to have informed Mr Lambert of his visit to Highgate and all that
-therein lay, yet he did not. There was nothing to hide, yet, as Sir
-Boyle-Roche might have said, he hid it.
-
-During tea several things occupied his mind very much. The vision of
-Fanny Lambert was constantly before him, so was the person of her
-father. He could not but acknowledge that Lambert was a most attractive
-personage--attractive to men, to women, to children, to dogs,
-cats--anything that could see and feel, in fact. Everything seemed to
-brighten in his presence. Hamilton-Cox's dictum that if Lambert could be
-bottled he would make the most excellent Burgundy, was not far wrong.
-
-Bevan, as he sipped his tea, watched the genial Lambert, and could not
-but notice that he paid very marked attention to Pamela, and even more
-marked attention to old Miss Jenkins, her aunt.
-
-This did not altogether please him, neither did the fact that Pamela
-seemed to enjoy the attentions of this man, who was her diametrical
-opposite.
-
-To the profound philosopher who indites these lines it seems that
-between men and women in the mass there is very little difference. They
-act pretty much the same, except, perhaps, in the presence of mice.
-Bevan did very much what a woman would have done in his position: seeing
-his true love flirting with some one else, he flirted with some one
-else. Lulu Morgan was nearest to him, so he used her.
-
-"I've been in England a twelvemonth," answered Miss Morgan, in reply to
-a query, "and I feel beginning to get crusted. They say the old carp in
-the pond in Versailles get moss-grown after they've been there a hundred
-and fifty years or so, and I feel like that. When I say I've been in
-England a twelvemonth, I mean Europe. I've been in England three months,
-and the rest abroad. Pamela picked me up in Paris, you'd just gone back
-home; Lady Scott introduced me to her. I was looking out for a job. I
-came over originally with the Vandervades, then Sadie Vandervade got
-married; I was her companion, and I lost the job. Of course I could have
-stayed on with old man Vandervade and his wife, but I wanted a job. I'm
-like a squirrel, put me in a cage with nothing to do, and I'd die. I
-must have a mill to turn, so I froze on to Pamela's offer. I write her
-letters, and do her accounts, and interview her tradespeople. I guess
-she's getting fat for want of work since I've been her companion. Yes, I
-like England, and I like this place; if the people could be scraped out
-of it clean, it would be considerably nicer. I went to church last
-Sunday to have a good long considerate look at them; they all arrived in
-carriages--every one here who has a shay of any description turns it out
-to go to church in on Sunday. Well, I went to have a good long look at
-them, and such a collection of stuffed images and plug-uglies I never
-beheld. I'm vicious about them p'rhaps, for they treated Pamela so mean,
-holding off from her when she first came, and then rushing down her
-throat when they found she knew a duchess. They'd boil themselves for a
-duchess. Say--you know the Lamberts? Isn't Fanny sweet?"
-
-Mr Bevan started in his chair, but Miss Morgan did not notice, engrossed
-as she was with her own conversation.
-
-"We met them in Paris; and I don't know which is sweeter, Fanny or her
-father. She was to have come down here with him, but she didn't. My, but
-she is pretty. And don't the men run after her! there were three men in
-Paris raving about her; she'd only known them two days, and they were
-near proposing to her. Don't wonder at it, I'd propose to her myself, if
-I was a man. But she's a little flirt all the same, and I told her so."
-
-"Excuse me," said Bevan, "but I scarcely think you are justified--that
-is--from what I have heard of Miss Lambert, I would scarcely suspect her
-of being a--flirt."
-
-"Wouldn't you? Men never suspect a woman of being a flirt till they're
-flirted with and done for. Fanny's the worst description of flirt--oh,
-I've told her so to her face--for she doesn't mean it; she just leads
-men on with her sweetness, and doesn't see they're breaking their hearts
-for her. She's a regular trap bated with sugar. How did you escape, Mr
-Bevan? You're the only man, I guess, who ever did."
-
-"I haven't the pleasure--er--of Miss Lambert's acquaintance," said
-Charles, rather stiffly.
-
-"Well, you're safe, for you are engaged; only for that I'd say 'Don't
-have the pleasure of her acquaintance.' What I like about her is that
-she makes all the other women so furious; she sucks the men away from
-them like a whirlpool. It's a pity she's so rich, for it's simply gilt
-thrown away----"
-
-"Is Miss--Miss Lambert rich?"
-
-"Why, certainly; at least I conclude so."
-
-"Did she tell you so?"
-
-"No--but she gives one the impression; they have country houses like
-mushrooms all over the place, and she dresses simply just as she
-pleases; only really rich people can afford to do that. She went to the
-opera in Paris with us in an old horror of a gown that made her look
-quite charming. No one notices what she has on; and if she went to
-heaven in a coffee-coat they'd let her in, for she'd still be Fanny
-Lambert."
-
-"You saw a good deal of her in Paris?"
-
-"Yes, we went about a good deal."
-
-"Tell me," said Mr Bevan very gravely, "you said she was a flirt--did
-you really mean that?"
-
-"Why, how interested you are! She is, but not a bad sort of flirt. She's
-one of those people all heart--she loves everything and everybody--up to
-a certain point."
-
-"Do you think she is in love with any man--beyond a certain point?"
-
-"Can't say," said Miss Morgan, shaking her head sagely; "but when she
-does, she'll go the whole hog. The man she'll love she'll love for ever
-and ever, and die on his grave, and that sort of thing, you know."
-
-"I believe you are right."
-
-"Why, how do you know? You've never met her."
-
-"I was referring to your description of her. Girls of her impulsive
-nature--er--generally do--I mean they are generally warm-hearted and
-that sort of thing."
-
-"There's one man I think she has a fancy for," said Miss Morgan, staring
-into space with her wide-open blue eyes, "but he's poor as a rat--an
-awfully nice fellow, a painter; Mr Lambert fished him up somewhere in a
-cafe. He and Fanny and I and a friend of his went and had dinner at a
-little cafe near the Boul' Miche. Then we got lost--that is to say, I
-and Heidenheimer lost sight of Fanny and her friend; and Fanny told me
-afterwards she'd had no end of a good time finding her way home; so'd I.
-'Twas awfully improper, of course, but no one knew, and it was in
-Paris."
-
-"I may be old-fashioned, of course," said Mr Bevan stiffly, "but I think
-people can't be too careful, you know--um--how long was Miss Lambert
-lost with Mr----"
-
-"Leavesley--that's his name. Oh! she didn't turn up at the hotel till
-after eight."
-
-"Did Mr Lambert know?"
-
-"Oh yes, but he wasn't uneasy; he said she was like a bad penny, sure to
-turn up all right."
-
-"Good God!"
-
-"What on earth!--why, there was no harm. Leavesley is the best of good
-fellows, he looked after her like a grandmother; he worships the very
-ground she walks on, and I'd pity the man who would as much as look
-twice at Fanny if he was with her."
-
-"Um--Mr Leavesley, as you call him----"
-
-"I don't call him, he calls himself."
-
-"Well, Mr Leavesley may be all right in his way, but I should not care
-to see a sister of mine worshipped by one of these sort of people.
-Organ-grinders and out-of-elbow artists may be delightful company amidst
-their own set, but I confess I am not accustomed to them----"
-
-"That's just your insular prejudice--seems to me I've heard that
-expression before, but it will do--Leavesley isn't an organ-grinder. I
-can't stand loafers myself, and if a man can't keep up with the
-procession, he'd better hang himself; but Leavesley isn't a loafer, and
-he'll be at the top of the procession yet, leading the elephant. Oh, he
-paints divinely!"
-
-"Miss Lambert, you say, is in love with him?"
-
-"I didn't--I fancy she had a weakness; but maybe it's only a fancy."
-
-"Does he write to her?"
-
-"Don't know--very likely; these artistic people can do things other
-people can't. We all went to see the Lamberts off at the Nord, and had
-champagne at the buffet; and poor old Fragonard--he was another
-worshipper, an artist you know--turned up with a huge big bouquet of
-violets for Fanny; we asked him where he'd got them, and he said he'd
-stolen them. They don't care a fig for poverty, artists; make a joke of
-it you know. Yes, I daresay he writes to Fanny. Heidenheimer writes to
-me every week--says he's dying in love with me, and sends poems,
-screechingly funny poems, all about nightingales and arrows and hearts.
-He's an artist too, and I'd marry him, I believe I would, only we're
-both as poor as Lazarus."
-
-"Mr Leavesley is an artist you say?"
-
-"Yes, but he's a genius, but genius doesn't pay--that's to say at
-first--afterwards--afterwards it's different. Trading rats for diamonds
-in famine time isn't in it with a genius when he gets on the make."
-
-Mr Bevan gazed reflectively at the tips of his shoes. He quite
-recognised that these long-haired and out-at-elbowed anomalies y'clept
-geniuses had the trick, at times, of making money. A dim sort of wrath
-against the whole species possessed him. To a clean, correct, and
-level-headed gentleman possessed of broad acres and a huge rent-roll, it
-is unpleasant to think that a slovenly, shiftless happy-go-lucky
-tatterdemallion may be a clean, correct and level-headed gentleman's,
-superior both in brains, fascination, and even in wealth. We can fancy
-the correct one subscribing sympathy, if not money, to a society for the
-extinction of genius, were not such a body entirely superfluous in the
-present condition of human affairs.
-
-"It may be," said Mr Bevan at last, "that those people are very pleasant
-and all that, and useful in the world and so on, but I confess I like to
-associate with people who cut their hair, and, not to put too fine a
-point on it, wash----"
-
-"Oh, Leavesley washes," said Miss Morgan, "he's as clean as a new pin.
-And as for cutting his hair, my!--that's what spoils him in my opinion;
-why, it's cut to the bone almost, like a convict's. All artists cut
-their hair now; it's only Polish piano-players and violinists wear their
-hair long."
-
-"Whether they cut their hair 'to the bone' or wear it long is a matter
-of indifference," said Mr Bevan. "They're all a lot of bounders, and I'd
-be sorry to see a sister of mine married amongst them--very sorry."
-
-Miss Morgan said nothing, the warmth of Mr Bevan on the subject of
-Leavesley struck her as being somewhat strange; though she said nothing,
-like the parrot, she thought the more, and began to consider Mr Bevan
-more attentively and to "turn him over in her mind." Now the fortunate
-or unfortunate person whom Miss Morgan distinguished by turning them
-over in her mind, generally gave up their secrets in the process
-unconsciously, subconsciously, or sometimes even consciously. Those
-wide-open blue eyes that seemed always gazing into futurity and distance
-saw many happenings of the present invisible to most folk.
-
-Professor Wilson and Hamilton-Cox had wandered away through the garden
-discussing Oxford and modern thought. Miss Pursehouse, Lambert, and old
-Miss Jenkins were talking and laughing, and seemingly quite happy and
-content. Said Miss Morgan, looking round:
-
-"Every one's busy, like the children in the Sunday-school story, and
-we've no one to play with; shall we go for a walk in the village, and
-I'll show you the church and the pump and the other antiques?"
-
-"Certainly, I'll be delighted," said Charles, rising.
-
-"Then com'long," said Miss Morgan, "Pamela, I'm taking Mr Bevan to show
-him the village and the creatures that there abound. If we're not back
-by six, send a search-party."
-
-Rookhurst is, perhaps, one of the prettiest and most quaint of English
-villages, and the proudest. If communities receive attention from the
-Recording Angel, amidst Rookhurst's sins written in that tremendous book
-will be found this entry, "It calls itself a town."
-
-"Isn't the village sweet and sleepy?" said Miss Morgan, as she tripped
-along beside her companion; "it always reminds me of the dormouse in
-'Alice in Wonderland'--always asleep except at tea-time, when it wakes
-up--and talks gossip. That's the chemist's shop with the two little red
-bottles in the window, isn't it cunning? The old man chemist doesn't
-keep any poisons, for he's half blind and's afraid of mixing the
-strychnine with the Epsom salts. His wife does the poisoning; she libels
-every one indifferently, and she gave out that Pamela was a lunatic and
-I was her keeper. She was the butcher's daughter, and she married the
-chemist man for his money ten years ago, hoping he'd die right off,
-which he didn't. He was seventy with paralysis agitans and a squint, and
-the squint's got worse every year, and the paralysis agitans has got
-better--serve her right. That's the butcher's with the one leg of mutton
-hanging up, and the little pot with a rose-tree in it. He drinks, and
-beats his wife, and hunts snakes down the road when he has the
-jumps--but he sells very good mutton, and he's civil. Here comes a
-queen, look!"
-
-A carriage drawn by a pair of chestnut horses approached and passed
-them, revealing a fat and bulbous-faced lady lolling on the cushions,
-and seen through a haze of dust.
-
-"A queen?" said Bevan; "she doesn't look like one."
-
-"No? She's the Queen of Snobs; looks as if she'd come out of a
-joke-book, doesn't she? and her name is--I forget. She lives in a big
-house a mile away. That's a 'pub.' There are seven 'pubs' in this
-village, and this is a model village--at least, they call it so; what an
-immodel village in England must be, I don't know. There's a tailor lives
-in that little house; he preaches in the tin chapel at the cross-roads.
-I heard him last Sunday."
-
-"You go to Chapel?"
-
-"No, I'm Church. I heard him as I was passing by--couldn't help it, he
-shouts so's you can hear him at 'The Roost' when the wind's blowing that
-way--You religious?"
-
-"Not very, I'm afraid."
-
-"Neither'm I. That's the doctor's; he's Church and his wife's Chapel.
-She has a sister in a lunatic asylum, and her aunt was sister of the
-hair-cutter's first wife, so people despise her and fling it in her
-teeth. We can raise some snobs in the States, but they're button
-mushrooms to the toadstools you raise in England. Pamela is awfully good
-to the doctor's wife just because the other people are nasty to her.
-Pamela is grit all through. The parson lives there--a long, thin man,
-looks as if he'd been mangled, and they'd forgot to hang him out to dry.
-How are you, Mrs Jones? and how are the rheumatics?" Miss Morgan had
-paused to address an old lady who stood at the door of a cottage leaning
-on a stick.
-
-"That's Mrs Jones; she has more enquiries after her health than any
-woman in England. Can you tell why?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Well, she has a sort of rheumatics that the least damp affects, and so
-she's the best barometer in this part of the country. She's eighty, and
-has been used to weather observation so long, she can tell what's
-coming--hail, or snow, or rain to a T. That old man leaning on the gate,
-he's Francis, the village lunatic, he's just ninety; fine days he crawls
-down to Ditchingham cross-roads to wait for the soldiers coming back
-from the Crimea. I call that pathetic, but they only laugh at it here.
-He must have waited for them when he was a boy and seen them marching
-along, and now he goes and waits for them--makes me feel s'if I could
-cry. Here's a shilling for you, Francis; Miss Pamela is knitting you
-some socks--good-day--poor old thing! Let's see now, those cottages are
-all work-people's, and there's nothing beyond, only the road, and it's
-dusty, and I vote to go back. Why, there's that old scamp of a Francis
-making a bee-line for the 'Hand in Hand'; n'mind, I won't have to wear
-his head in the morning."
-
-Miss Morgan chatted all the way back uninterruptedly, disclosing a more
-than comprehensive knowledge of all the affairs of the village in which
-she had lived some ten days or less.
-
-At the gate of "The Roost" she stopped suddenly. "My, what a pity!"
-
-"What's the matter?"
-
-"Nothing; only I might have called and seen Mrs Harmer. She has such a
-pretty daughter, and I'd have liked you to have seen her, for she's the
-image of Fanny Lambert." She stared full at Mr Bevan as she said this,
-and there was a something in her tone and a something in her manner, and
-a something in her glance that made Charles Bevan lose control of his
-facial capillaries and blush.
-
-"Fanny's cooked him," thought the lady of the blue eyes as she retired
-to dress for dinner. "But what in the nation did he mean by saying he
-did not know her?"
-
-"What the deuce made her say that in such a way?" asked Mr Bevan of
-himself as he assumed the clothes laid out for him by the careful
-Strutt.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-A CURE FOR BLINDNESS
-
-
-"The British thoroughbred is not played out by any means. Look at the
-success of imported blood all over the world. Look at Phantom, the
-grandsire of Voltaire, and Bay Middleton----" Mr Bevan paused. He was
-addressing George Lambert, and suddenly found that he was addressing the
-entire dinner-table in one of those hiatuses of conversation in which
-every tongue is suddenly held.
-
-"Yes," said Hamilton-Cox, continuing some desultory remarks on
-literature, in general, into which this eruption of stud book had
-broken; "but you see the old French ballads are for the most part by the
-greatest of all poets, Time. Beside those the greatest modern poems seem
-gaudy and Burlington Arcady, if I may use the expression. An old
-folk-song that has been handed from generation to generation, played on,
-so to speak, like an old fiddle by all sorts of hands, gains a sweetness
-and richness never imagined by the simple-minded person who wrote it or
-invented it.
-
-"You write poems?" asked Miss Morgan.
-
-"My dear lady," sighed Hamilton-Cox, "nobody writes poems nowadays, or
-if they do they keep the fact a secret. I have a younger brother who
-writes poetry----"
-
-"Thought you said no one wrote it."
-
-"Younger brothers are nobodies. I say I have a younger brother, he
-writes most excellent verse--reams of it. Some years ago he would have
-been pursued by publishers. Well, only the other day he copied out some
-of his most cherished productions and approached a London publisher with
-them. He entered the office at five o'clock, and some few minutes later
-the people in Piccadilly were asking of each other, 'What's all that row
-in Vigo Street?' No, a publisher of to-day would as soon see a burglar
-in his office as a poet."
-
-"I never took much stock in poetry," said the practical Miss Morgan.
-"I'm like Mr Bevan."
-
-"I can't stand the stuff," said Charles. "_The Boy Stood on the Burning
-Deck_, and all that sort of twaddle, makes me ill."
-
-Pamela looked slightly pained. Charles was enjoying his dinner; Burgundy
-and Moselle had induced a slight flush to suffuse his countenance. If
-you are engaged and a gourmand never let your _fiancee_ see you eat. A
-man mad drunk is to the sensitive mind a less revolting picture than a
-man "enjoying his food."
-
-"I heard a man once," said Miss Morgan, "he was squiffy----"
-
-"Lulu!"
-
-"Well, he was; and he was reciting _I Stood on the Bridge at Midnight_.
-He'd got everything mixed, and had got as far as
-
-
- "'I stood on the moon by bridgelight
- As the church was striking the tower--'
-
-
-when every one laughed, and he sat down--on another man's hat. That's
-the sort of poetry I like, something to make you laugh. Gracious! what's
-the good of manufacturing misery and letting it loose in little poems
-to buzz round and torment people? isn't there enough misery ready made?
-Hood's _Song of the Shirt_ always makes me cry."
-
-"Hood," said Professor Wilson, "was a man of another age, a true poet.
-He could not have written his _Song of the Shirt_ to-day; the
-decadence----"
-
-"Now, excuse me," said Hamilton-Cox, "we have fought that question of
-decadence out, you and I. Hood, I admit, could not have written his
-_Song of the Shirt_ to-day, simply because shirts are manufactured
-wholesale by machinery, and he would have to begin it.
-'Whir--whir--whir,' which would not be poetry. Women slave at coats and
-waistcoats and other garments nowadays, and you could scarcely write a
-song of the waistcoat or a song of the pair of--you understand my point.
-Poetry is very false, the matchbox-maker is as deserving of the poet's
-attention as the shirt-maker, yet a poem beginning 'Paste, paste, paste'
-would be received with laughter, not with tears. You say we are
-decadents because we don't encourage poetry. I say we are not, we are
-simply more practical--poetry is to all intents and purposes dead----"
-
-"Is it?" said George Lambert. "Is _King Lear_ dead? I was crying over
-him last night, but it wasn't at his funeral I was crying. Is old
-Suckling dead? I bought a first edition of him some time ago, and the
-fact wasn't mentioned or hinted at in the verses. Is Sophocles dead? Old
-Maloney at Trinity pounded him into my head, and he's there now alive as
-ever; and if I was blind to-morrow, I'd still have the skies over his
-plays to look at and the choruses to hear. Ah no, Mr Cox, poetry is not
-dead, but they don't write it just now. They don't write it, but it's in
-every one's heart waiting to be tapped, only there's no man with an
-augur sharp enough and true enough to do the tapping."
-
-Pamela looked pleased.
-
-"I did not know that you were fond of poetry," she said.
-
-"I love it," said Lambert, in a tone that reminded Charles Bevan of
-Fanny's tone when she declared her predilection for cats.
-
-"I declare it's delightful," said Professor Wilson, "to find a man of
-the world who knows all about horses, and is a good billiard-player,
-and all that, confessing a love for poetry."
-
-"Perhaps Mr Lambert is a poet himself," said Hamilton-Cox, with a
-suspicion of a sneer, "or has written poetry."
-
-"Poetry! yards of it," answered the accused with a mellow laugh, "when I
-was young and--wise. The first poem I ever wrote was all about the moon;
-I wrote it when I was eleven, and sent it to a housemaid. Oh, murder!
-but the things that we do when we are young."
-
-"Did she read it?"
-
-"She couldn't read; it was in the days before the Board schools and the
-higher education of women. She couldn't read, she was forty, and ugly as
-sin; and she boxed my ears and told my mother, and my mother told my
-father, and he leathered me. He said, 'I'll teach you to write poetry to
-housemaids.' But somehow," said Mr Lambert, admiring with one eye the
-ruby-tinted light in his glass of port, "somehow, with all his teaching,
-I never wrote a poem to a housemaid again."
-
-"That must have been a loss to literature."
-
-"Yes, but it was a gain to housemaids; and as housemaids seem the main
-producers of novels and _poems_ nowadays, begad," said Mr Lambert,
-"it's, after all, a gain to literature."
-
-"That's one for you, Cox," said Professor Wilson, and Hamilton-Cox
-laughed, as he could well afford to do, for his lucubrations brought him
-in a good fifteen hundred a year, and his reputation was growing.
-
-On the lawn, under the starlit night after dinner, Bevan had his
-_fiancee_ for a moment alone. They sat in creaky basket-work chairs a
-good yard apart from each other. The moon was rising over the hills and
-deep, dark woods of Sussex, the air was warm and perfumed: it was an
-ideal night for love-making.
-
-"When I left you I had some dinner at the Nord," said Mr Bevan, tipping
-the ash off his cigar. "The worst dinner I've ever had, I think. Upon my
-word, I think it was the worst dinner I ever had. When I got to Dover I
-was so tired I turned into the hotel, and came on next morning. What
-sort of crossing did you have?"
-
-"Oh, very fine," said Pamela, stifling a yawn, and glancing sideways at
-a group of her guests dimly seen in a corner of the garden, but happy,
-to judge from the laughter that came from them.
-
-"Are the Napiers back in England yet?"
-
-"No, they are still in Paris."
-
-"What on earth do they want staying there for so long? it must be empty
-now."
-
-"Yes, it was emptying fast when we left, wasn't a soul left scarcely. Do
-you know, I have a great mind to run over to Ostend for a few weeks. The
-Napiers are going there; it's rather fun, I believe."
-
-"I wouldn't. What's the good of going to these foreign places? stay
-here."
-
-Pamela was silent, and the inspiriting dialogue ceased.
-
-A great beetle moving through the night across the garden filled the air
-with its boom. The group in the corner of the garden still were laughing
-and talking; amidst their voices could be distinguished that of
-Hamilton-Cox. Mr Cox had not a pleasant voice; it was too highly
-pitched, and it jarred on the ear of Mr Bevan and on his soul. His soul
-was in an irritable mood. When we speak of the soul we refer to an
-unknown quantity, and when we speak of its condition we refer sometimes,
-perhaps, to just a touch of liver, or sometimes to an extra glass of
-champagne.
-
-"I can't make out what induces you to surround yourself with those sort
-of people," said Mr Bevan, casting his cigar-end away and searching for
-his cigarette case.
-
-"What sort of people?"
-
-"Oh, that writer man."
-
-"Hamilton-Cox?"
-
-"Yes--is that his name?"
-
-"I am not surrounding myself with Mr Cox; the thing is physically and
-physiologically impossible. Do talk sense, Charles."
-
-Charles retired into silence, and Miss Pursehouse yawned again,
-sub-audibly. After a few moments--"Where did you pick up the Lamberts?"
-
-"You mean Mr Lambert and his daughter?"
-
-"Has he a daughter?"
-
-"Has he a daughter? Why, Lulu Morgan, when I asked her what you and she
-had found to talk about, said Fanny Lambert----"
-
-"It is perfectly immaterial what Miss Morgan said; some of her sayings
-are scarcely commendable. I believe she did say something about a Miss
-Lambert. When I said 'has he a daughter?' I spoke with a meaning."
-
-"I am glad to hear that."
-
-"What I meant was, that it would have been much better for him to have
-brought his daughter down here with him."
-
-"Do you mean to insinuate that she is--unable to take care of herself in
-town?"
-
-"I mean to insinuate nothing, but according to my old-fashioned
-ideas----"
-
-"Go on, this is interesting," said Miss Pursehouse, who guessed what was
-coming.
-
-"According to my old-fashioned ideas it is scarcely the thing for a man,
-a married man, to pay a visit----"
-
-"You mean it's improper for me to have Mr Lambert staying here as a
-guest?" "Improper was not the word I used."
-
-"Oh, nonsense! you meant it. Well, I think I am the best judge of my own
-propriety, and I see nothing improper in the transaction. My aunt is
-here, Lulu Morgan is here, you are here, Professor Wilson is here,
-there's a poet coming to-morrow--I suppose that's improper too. I do
-wish you would be sensible; besides, Mr Lambert is not a married man,
-he is a widower."
-
-"Does he know that you are engaged?"
-
-"Sure, I don't know. I don't go about with a placard with 'I am engaged'
-written on it on my back. Why do you ask?"
-
-"Well--um--if a stranger had been here at tea to-day he would scarcely
-have thought that the engaged couple----"
-
-"Go on, this is delightful; it's absolutely bank-holidayish--the engaged
-couple--go on."
-
-"Were you and I."
-
-"You mean you and _me_?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"The behaviour of 'engaged couples' in decent society is, I believe,
-pretty much the same as our behaviour has been, and I hope will be. How
-would you have it? Would you like to walk about, I clinging to your arm,
-and you playing a mouth-organ? Ought we to exchange hats with each
-other? Shall I call you Choly and put ice down your neck at dinner?
-Ought we to hire a brake and go on a bean feast? I wish you would
-instruct me. I hate to appear _gauche_, and I hate not to do the correct
-thing."
-
-"Vulgarity is always painful to me," said Mr Bevan, "but senseless
-vulgarity is doubly so."
-
-"Thanks, your compliments are charming."
-
-"I was not complimenting you, I simply----"
-
-"I know, simply hinting that I was senseless and vulgar."
-
-"I never----"
-
-"I know. Shall we change the subject--what's all this?"
-
-"Please come and help us," said Miss Morgan, coming up. "We've got the
-astronomical telescope, and we can't make head or tail of it."
-
-Miss Pursehouse rose and approached the group surrounding an
-astronomical telescope that stood on the lawn. It was trained on the
-moon, and Hamilton-Cox, with a hand over one eye and the other eye at
-the eyepiece, was making an observation.
-
-"Sometimes I can see stars, and sometimes nothing. I can't see the moon
-at all."
-
-"Shut the other eye," said Lambert.
-
-"Perhaps," said Miss Pursehouse, "if you remove the cap from the
-telescope you will be able to see better. A very simple thing sometimes
-cures blindness."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-TIC-DOULOUREUX
-
-
-Mr Bevan found no chance for a _tete-a-tete_ with his _fiancee_ again
-that night, perhaps because he did not seek one; he was not in the
-humour for love-making. He felt--to use the good old nursery term that
-applies so often, so very often, to grown-ups--"fractious."
-
-He retired to his bedroom at half-past eleven, and was sitting with an
-unlit cigarette in his mouth, staring at the wood-fire brightly burning
-in his grate, when a knock came to the door and Lambert appeared.
-
-"I just dropped in to say good-night. Am I disturbing you?"
-
-"Not a bit; sit down and have a cigarette."
-
-Mr Lambert helped himself to a Marcovitch from a box on the table, drew
-up an easy-chair to the fire and sank into it with a sigh.
-
-"It seems funny," said he in a meditative tone, "that I should be
-sitting here smoking and yarning with you to-night, and only yesterday,
-so to speak, we were fighting like bull-dogs; but we're friends now, and
-you must come and see me when you're back in town. You live in the
-'Albany'? I had rooms there once, years ago--years ago. Lord! what a
-change has come over London since the days when Evans' was stuffed of a
-night with all manner of people--the rows and ructions I remember! The
-things that went on. One night in Evans' I remember an old gentleman
-coming in and ordering a chop, and no sooner had he put on his
-spectacles and settled down to it with a smile all over his face, than
-Bob O'Grady, of the 10th--Black O'Grady--who'd been watching him--he was
-drunk as a lord--rose up and said, ''Scuse me,' he said, and took the
-chop by the shank-bone and flung it on the stage. A man could take his
-whack in those days, and be none the worse for it; but men are
-different, somehow, now, and they go in for tea and muffins and nerves
-just as the women used to, when I was twenty; and the women, begad, are
-the best men now'days. Look at Miss Pursehouse! as charming as a woman
-and as clever as a man. Look at this house of hers! One would think a
-man owned it, everything is so well done: brandies and sodas at your
-elbows, matches all over the place, and electric bells and a telephone.
-That's the sort of woman for me--not that I'm not fond of the
-old-fashioned sort of woman too. Fanny, my daughter--I must introduce
-you to her--is as old-fashioned as they make 'em. Screeches if she sees
-a rat, and knows nothing of woman's rights or the higher education of
-females, and is always ready to turn on the water-works, bless her
-heart! ready and willing to cry over anything you may put before her
-that's got the ghost of a cry in it. But, bless you! what's the good of
-talking about old-fashioned or modern women? From Hecuba down, they're
-all the same--born to deceive us and make our lives happy."
-
-"Can't see how a woman that deceives a man can make him happy."
-
-"My dear fellow, sure, what's happiness but illusion, and what's
-illusion but deception, and talking about deception, aren't men--the
-blackguards!--just as bad at deceiving as women?"
-
-Mr Bevan made no reply to this; he shifted uneasily in his chair.
-
-"You live at Highgate?" he said.
-
-Lambert woke up from a reverie he had fallen into with a start.
-
-"Yes, bad luck to it! I've got a house there I can't get rid of, and,
-talking of old-fashioned things, it's an old-fashioned house. There
-aren't any electric bells, and if there were you'd as likely as not ring
-up the ghost. For there's a ghost there, sure enough; she nearly
-frightened the gizzard out of my butler James."
-
-He leaned back luxuriously in his chair, blowing cigarette rings at the
-fire, whilst Charles Bevan mentally recalled the vision of "My butler
-James."
-
-He could not but admit that Lambert carried his poverty exceedingly
-well, and with a much better grace than that with which many men carry
-their wealth. The impression that Fanny Lambert had made upon him was
-not effaced in any way by the impression made upon him by her father.
-Lambert was not an impossible man. Wildly extravagant he might be, and
-reckless to the verge of lunacy, but he was a gentleman; and in saying
-the word "gentleman," my dear sir or madam I do not refer to birth.
-There lives many a hideous bounder who yet can fling his
-great-great-great-grandfather at your head, and many a noble-minded
-gentleman, the present or past existence of whose father is demonstrable
-only by the logic of physiology.
-
-Lambert went off to his room at twelve, and Mr Bevan passed a broken
-night. He dreamt of lawyers and sunflowers. He dreamt that he saw old
-Francis, the village lunatic, waiting at the cross-roads; and when he
-asked him what he was waiting for, Francis replied that he was waiting
-to see his (Mr Bevan's) marriage procession go by: a dream which was
-scarcely a hopeful omen, considering the object of the old man's daily
-vigil as revealed by Lulu Morgan.
-
-He came down to breakfast late. His hostess did not appear, and Miss
-Morgan announced that her friend was suffering from tic-douloureux.
-
-"'S far as I can make out, it's like having the grippe in one eye. I've
-physicked her with Bile Beans and Perry Davis, and I've sent for some
-Antikamnia. If she's not better by luncheon I'll send for the doctor."
-
-She was not down by luncheon. After that meal, Charles, strolling across
-the hall to the billiard-room, felt something pluck at his sleeve. It
-was Miss Morgan.
-
-"I want to speak to you alone for a minute," said she. "Come into the
-garden; there's no one there."
-
-He followed her, much wondering, and they passed down a shady path till
-they lost sight of the house.
-
-"Pamela's worried," said Lulu, "and I want to talk to you about her----"
-
-"Why, what can be----"
-
-"We've been sitting up all night, she and I, and we've been discussing
-things, you 'specially."
-
-"Thank you----"
-
-"Now, don't you be mad, for Pamela's very fond of you, and I like you,
-for you're a right good sort; but, see here, Pamela thinks she's made a
-mistake."
-
-A queer new feeling entered Mr Bevan's mind, peeped round and passed
-through it, so to speak--a feeling of relief--or more strictly speaking,
-release.
-
-"Indeed?"
-
-"She thinks you have both made a mistake, and--you know----"
-
-"The fact is, she doesn't want to marry me; why not say it at once? or,
-rather, why doesn't she say so to me frankly, instead of deputing
-another person to do so?"
-
-"There's a letter," said Miss Morgan, producing one from her pocket.
-"She wrote it and told me to give it to you; it's eight pages long, and
-all sorts of things in it--she's very fond of you--keep it and read it.
-But I tell you one line that's in it, she says she will always feel as a
-sister to you, or be a sister to you, or words to that effect--that's
-fatal--once a girl says that she's said the last word."
-
-"I don't think she ever cared for me, really," said Mr Bevan--"let us
-sit down on this seat--no, I don't think she really ever cared for me."
-
-"What _made_ you two get engaged"
-
-"Why should we not?"
-
-"Because you're too much alike; you are both rich, and both steady and
-well-balanced, you know, and that sort of thing. Likes ought never to
-get married. Dear--dear--dear--what a pity----"
-
-"What?"
-
-"I was only thinking of all the love-making there's wasted in the world.
-Now I know so many girls who would suit you to a T. I'll tell you of
-one, if you like----"
-
-"Thank you, I--um----"
-
-"I was thinking of Fanny Lambert," said Miss Morgan in a dreamy voice.
-"The girl I told you of yesterday----"
-
-Now, Mr Bevan was the last man in the world--as I daresay you
-perceive--to discuss his feelings with any one. But Miss Morgan had a
-patent method of her own for extracting confidences, of making people
-talk out, as she would have expressed it herself.
-
-"I said to you yesterday that I had never met Miss Lambert: I had
-reasons connected with some law business for saying so--as a matter of
-fact, I have met her--once."
-
-"Oh, that's quite enough. If you've met Fanny Lambert once, you have met
-her for ever. Does she like you?--I don't ask you do you like her, for,
-of course, you do."
-
-"I think--she does."
-
-"You mustn't think--women hate men that think, they like them to be
-sure. If a man was only bold enough he could marry any woman on earth."
-
-"Is that your opinion?"
-
-"'Tis, and my opinion is worth having. What a woman wants most is some
-one to make up her mind for her. Go and make Fanny's mind up for her;
-you and she are just suited."
-
-"In what way?"
-
-"To begin with, you're rich and she's poor."
-
-"You said yesterday that she was rich."
-
-"Yes, but Pamela told me last night the Lamberts are simply stone-broke.
-Mr Lambert told her all his affairs, his estates are all encumbered. She
-says he's just like a child, and wants protecting; so he is, and so's
-Fanny; they're both a pair of children, and you are just the man to keep
-Fanny straight, and make her life happy and buy her beautiful clothes
-and diamonds. Why, she'll be the rage of London, Fanny will, if she's
-only properly staged--and she's a dear and a good woman, and would make
-any man happy. My!"
-
-Mr Bevan had taken Miss Morgan's hand in his and squeezed it.
-
-"Thank you for saying all that," said he. "Few women praise another
-woman. I shall leave here by this evening's train, of course; I cannot
-stay here any longer. I will think over what course I will pursue."
-
-"For heaven's sake, don't think, or you'll find her snapped up; I have a
-prevision that you will. Go and say to Fanny 'marry me.' I _do_ want to
-see her settled, she's not like me, that can rough it, and she's just
-the girl to fling herself away on some rubbish."
-
-"I will see," said Mr Bevan. "I frankly confess that Miss Lambert--of
-course, this is between you and me--that Miss Lambert has made me think
-a good deal about her, but these things are not done in a moment."
-
-"Aren't they? I tell you love-making is just like making pancakes, if
-you don't do them quick they're done for. You just remember this, that
-many a man has proposed to a girl the first time he's met her and been
-accepted. Women like it, it's so different from the other thing--and,
-look here, kiss her first and ask her afterwards. Have two or three
-glasses of champagne--you've just got the steady brain that can stand
-it--and it will liven you up. I'm an old stager."
-
-"I will write to Miss Pursehouse from London to-morrow."
-
-"Dear me! I don't believe you've been listening to a word I've been
-saying. Well, go your own gate, as the old woman said to the cow that
-_would_ burst through the hedge and tumbled into the chalk-pit and broke
-its leg. What you going to do with that letter?"
-
-"I will read it in the train."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-THE AMBASSADOR
-
-
-It never rains but it pours. It was pouring just now with Leavesley.
-
-The morning after the excursion to Epping Forest he had written a long
-letter to Fanny: a business-like letter, explanatory of his prospects in
-life.
-
-He had exhibited in this year's Academy; he had exhibited in the New
-gallery--more, he had sold the Academy picture for forty pounds. He had
-a hundred a year of his own, which, as he sagaciously pointed out, was
-"something." If Fanny would only wait a year, give him something to hope
-for, something to live for, something to work for. Three pages of
-business-like statements ending with a fourth page of raving
-declarations of love. The letter of a lunatic, as all love-letters more
-or less are.
-
-He had posted this and waited for a reply, but none had come. He little
-knew that his letter and a bill for potatoes were behind a plate on the
-kitchen dresser at "The Laurels," stuffed there by Susannah in a fit of
-abstraction, also the outcome of the troubles of love.
-
-On top of this all sorts of minor worries fell upon him. Mark Moses and
-Sonenshine, stimulated by the two pounds ten paid on account, were
-bombarding him with requests for more. A colour-man was also active and
-troublesome, and a bootmaker lived on the stairs.
-
-Belinda, vice-president of the institution during Mrs Tugwell's sojourn
-at Margate, was "cutting up shines," cooking disgracefully, not cleaning
-boots, giving "lip" when remonstrated with, and otherwise revelling in
-her little brief authority. A man who had all but commissioned a
-portrait of a bull-dog sent word to say that the sittings couldn't take
-place as the dog was dead.
-
-Then a cat had slipped into his bedroom and kittened on his best suit
-of clothes; and Fernandez, the picture dealer to whom he had taken the
-John the Baptist on the top of a four-wheeler, had offered him five
-pounds ten for it; and, worst of all, driven by necessity, he had not
-haggled, but had taken the five pounds ten, thus for ever ruining
-himself with Fernandez, who had been quite prepared to pay fifteen.
-
-The Captain, who had suddenly come in for a windfall of eighty pounds,
-was going on like a millionaire--haunting the studio half-tipsy, profuse
-with offers of assistance and drinks, and, to cap all, the weather was
-torrid. The only consolation was Verneede, who would listen for hours to
-the praises of Miss Lambert, nodding his head like a Chinese mandarin
-and smoking Leavesley's cigarettes.
-
-"I don't know what to do," said the unhappy young man, during one of
-these conferences, "I don't know what to do. It's so unlike her."
-
-"Write again."
-
-"Not I--at least, how can I? If she won't answer _that_ letter there's
-no use in writing any more."
-
-"Call."
-
-"I'm not going to creep round like a dog that has been beaten."
-
-"True."
-
-"She may be ill, for all I know. How do I know that she is not ill?"
-
-"Illness, my dear Leavesley, is one of those things----"
-
-"I know--but the question is, how am I to find out?"
-
-"Could you not apply to their family physician? I should go to him,
-frankly----"
-
-"But I don't know who their doctor is--do talk sense. See here! could
-_you_ call and ask--ask did she get home all right, and that sort of
-thing?"
-
-"Most certainly, with pleasure, if it would relieve your feelings.
-Anything--anything I can do, my dear Leavesley, in an emergency like
-this you can count on me to do."
-
-"You needn't mention my name."
-
-"I shall carefully abstain."
-
-"Unless she asks, you know."
-
-"Certainly, unless she asks."
-
-"Armbruster came in this morning, he's going to America. He's got on to
-a big firm for book illustrating; he wanted me to go with him and try
-my luck--offered to pay the expenses. You might hint, perhaps, if the
-subject turns up, that you think I am going to America."
-
-"Certainly."
-
-"When can you go?"
-
-"Any time."
-
-"You might go now, for I'm awfully anxious to hear if she is all right.
-What's the time? Two--yes--if you go now you will get there about four."
-
-"Highgate?"
-
-"Yes--'The Laurels,' John's Road. Have you any money?"
-
-"Unfortunately I am rather unprovided with the necessary----"
-
-"Wait."
-
-Leavesley went to a little jug on the mantel and turned the contents of
-it into his hand.
-
-"Here's five shillings; will that be enough?"
-
-"Ample."
-
-"Now go, like a good fellow, and do come back here straight."
-
-"As an arrow."
-
-"Don't say anything about my letter."
-
-"Not a word, not a word."
-
-Mr Verneede departed, and the painter went on with his painting,
-feeling very much as Noah must have felt when the dove flew out of the
-Ark.
-
-Mr Verneede first made straight for his lodgings. He inhabited a
-top-floor back in Maple Street, a little street leading out of the
-King's Road.
-
-Here he blacked his boots, put bear's grease on his hair, and assumed a
-frock-coat a shade more respectable than the one he usually wore. Then,
-with his coat tightly buttoned, his best hat on his head, and his
-umbrella under his arm, he made off on his errand revolving in his
-wonderful mind the forthcoming interview. To assist thought, he turned
-into the four-ale bar of the "Spotted Dog." Here stood a woman with a
-baby in her arms, a regular customer, who was explaining domestic
-troubles to the sympathetic barmaid. Seeing Verneede seated with his ale
-before him, she included him in her audience. Half an hour later the old
-gentleman, having given much advice on the rearing of babies and
-management of husbands, emerged from the "Spotted Dog" slightly flushed
-and entirely happy.
-
-It seemed so much pleasanter and cooler to enter a public house than an
-omnibus, that the "King's Arms," where the omnibuses stood, swallowed
-him easily. Here an anarchistical house-painter, who was destructing the
-British Empire, included him in his remarks; and it was, somehow, nearly
-five o'clock before he left the "King's Arms" more flushed and most
-entirely happy, and took an omnibus for Hammersmith.
-
-At nine o'clock he was wandering about Hammersmith asking people to
-direct him to "The Hollies" in James' Road; at eleven he was criticising
-the London County Council in a bar-room somewhere in Shepherd's Bush,
-but it might have been in Paris or Berlin, Vienna or Madrid, for all
-_he_ knew or cared.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-A SURPRISE VISIT
-
-
-Verneede having departed on his mission, Leavesley resumed his work with
-a feeling of relief.
-
-He had done something. There is nothing that strains the mind so much
-as sitting waiting with hands folded, so to speak, doing nothing.
-
-When Noah closed the trap-door of the Ark having let forth the dove, he
-no doubt followed its flight with his mind's eye--here flitting over
-wastes of water, here perched on the island he desired.
-
-Even so Leavesley, as he worked, followed the flight of Verneede towards
-the object of his desires.
-
-Leavesley was one of those unhappy people who meet their pleasures and
-their troubles half-way. He was an imaginative man, moving in a most
-unimaginative world, and as a result he was always knocking his nose
-against the concrete. Needless to say, his forecasts were nearly always
-wrong. If he opened a letter thinking it contained a bill, it, ten to
-one, enclosed a theatre ticket or a cheque, and if he expected a cheque,
-fifty to one he received a bill.
-
-This temperament, however, sometimes has its advantages, for he was
-sitting now quite contentedly painting and getting on with his picture,
-whilst Mr Verneede was sitting quite contentedly in the bar of the
-"Spotted Dog."
-
-He was also smoking furiously with all the windows shut. To the artistic
-temperament at times comes moods, when it shuts all the windows,
-excluding noise and air, lights the foulest old pipe it can find, and,
-to use a good old public school term, "fugs."
-
-Suddenly he stopped work, half-sprang to his feet, palette in one hand,
-pipe in the other. A footstep was on the landing, a girl's footstep--it
-was _her_!
-
-The door opened, and his aunt stood before him.
-
-Since the other night when Fanny had dined with them, Miss Hancock had
-been much exercised in her mind.
-
-How on earth had Leavesley known of the affair? Had he referred to Fanny
-when he made that mysterious remark about his uncle and a girl, or was
-there _another_ girl? She had an axiom that when a man once begins to
-make a fool of himself he doesn't know where to stop; she had also a
-strong dash of her nephew's imaginative temperament. Fanny had troubled
-her at first; seraglios were now rising in her mental landscape. She had
-an intuition that her brother had broken the ice as regards the other
-sex, and a dreadful fear that now he had broken the ice he was going to
-bathe.
-
-"Whew!" said Miss Hancock, waving her parasol before her to dispel the
-clouds of smoke.
-
-"Aunt!"
-
-"For goodness sake, open the window. Open something--achu!--do you
-_live_ in this atmosphere?"
-
-Leavesley opened wide the windows, tapped the ashes of his pipe out on a
-sill, and turned to his aunt, who had taken her seat in an uncomfortable
-manner on a most comfortable armchair.
-
-"This is an unexpected pleasure!"
-
-Miss Hancock made no reply. It was the first time she had been in the
-studio, the first time she had been in any studio.
-
-She noticed the dust and the litter. The place was, in fact,
-extraordinarily untidy, for Belinda, engaged just now in the fascination
-of a policeman, had scarcely time even for such ordinary household
-duties as making beds without turning the mattresses, and flinging eggs
-into frying pans full of hot grease.
-
-As fate would have it, or curiosity rather, Belinda at this moment
-entered the studio, attired in a sprigged cotton gown four inches
-shorter in front than behind as if to display to their full a pair of
-wonderful feet shod in list slippers. Her front hair was bound in
-Hindes' hair-binders tight down to her head, displaying a protruberant
-forehead that seemed to have been polished. It was the only thing
-polished about Belinda, and she made a not altogether pleasing picture
-as she slunk into the studio to "look for something," but in reality to
-take stock of the visitor.
-
-It would have been much happier for her if she had stayed away.
-
-She was slinking out again when Miss Hancock, who had been following her
-every movement, said:
-
-"Stop, please!"
-
-Belinda, with her hand on the door handle, faced round.
-
-"Are you the servant here?"
-
-"Yus"--sulkily.
-
-"And I suppose you are paid to keep this room in order. Where's your
-mistress?"
-
-"She's in Margate," cut in Leavesley.
-
-"Stop twiddling that door handle," said Miss Hancock, entirely ignoring
-Leavesley, "and attend to what I'm saying. If you are paid to keep this
-room in order you are defrauding your mistress, and girls who defraud
-their mistresses end in something worse. Go, get a duster."
-
-The feelings of Cruiser, when he first came under the hands of Mr Rarey,
-may have been comparable to the feelings of Belinda before this
-servant-tamer.
-
-She recognised a mistress, but she did not give in at once. She stood
-looking sulkily from Leavesley to his aunt, and from his aunt to
-Leavesley.
-
-Miss Hancock had no legal power over her, it was all moral.
-
-"Go, get a duster and a broom," cried Miss Hancock, stamping her foot.
-
-One second more the animal stood in mute rebellion, then it went off and
-got the duster and the broom.
-
-"Take up that strip of carpet," commanded Mr Leavesley's aunt, when the
-duster and the broom returned in the hands of the animal. "Whew! Throw
-it outside the door and beat it in the back garden, if you have such a
-thing--burn it if you haven't. Give me the duster. Now sweep the floor,
-whilst I do these shelves; Frank, put those books in a heap. Whew! does
-no one ever clean this place? Ha! what are you doing sweeping under the
-couch? Pull out that couch. Mercy!!!"
-
-Under the couch there was a heap of miscellaneous things--empty
-cigarette tins, an empty beer bottle, an empty whisky bottle, half a
-pack of cards, a dress tie, a glove, "The Three Musketeers," and an old
-waistcoat--_and_ dust, mounds of dust.
-
-Miss Hancock looked at this. Like the coster who looked back along the
-City road to see the way strewn with cabbages, lettuces, and onions
-which had leaked from his faulty barrow, language was quite inadequate
-to express her feelings.
-
-"Go, get a dust-pan," she said at last, "and a basket. Be quick about
-it. Mercy!!!"
-
-By the time the place was in order, Belinda, to Leavesley's
-astonishment, had become transformed from a sulky-looking slattern to a
-semi-respectable-looking servant girl.
-
-"That will do," said Miss Hancock in a magisterial voice, when the last
-consignment of rubbish had been removed. "Now, you can go."
-
-As the boar sharpens its tusks against a tree preparatory to using them
-to carve human flesh, so had Miss Hancock sharpened the tusks of her
-temper upon Belinda.
-
-"No thanks, I don't want any tea," she said, replying to Leavesley's
-invitation. "I've come to ask you for an explanation."
-
-"What of?"
-
-"What you said the other day."
-
-"What did I say the other day?"
-
-"About your uncle."
-
-"About my uncle?" he replied, wrinkling his forehead. He couldn't for
-the life of him think what she was driving at; he had quite forgotten
-his Parthian remark about the "girl," the thing had no root in his
-mind--a bubble made of words that had risen to the surface of his mind,
-burst, and been forgotten.
-
-Miss Hancock had her own way of dealing with hypocrites. "Well, we will
-say no more about your uncle. How about Miss Lambert?"
-
-Leavesley made a little spring from his chair, as if some one had stuck
-a pin into him, and changed colour violently.
-
-"How--what do you know about Miss Lambert?----"
-
-"I know all about it," said Miss Hancock grimly. She was so very clever
-that she had got hold of the wrong end of the stick entirely, as very
-clever people sometimes do. If she had come to him frankly she would
-have found out that he was Fanny's lover, and not James Hancock's
-confidant and go-between, as she now felt sure he was.
-
-Unhappy Leavesley! his love affair with Fanny seemed destined to be
-mulled by every one who had a hand in it.
-
-"If you know all about it," he said sulkily, "that ends the matter."
-
-"Unfortunately it doesn't."
-
-"What do you mean?"
-
-"It's dreadful," said Miss Hancock, apparently addressing a tobacco jar
-that stood on the table, "it's dreadful to watch a man consciously and
-deliberately making a fool of himself--to sit by and watch it, and not
-be able to move a hand."
-
-Of course he thought she referred to himself, but he was so accustomed
-to hear his aunt calling people fools that her remarks did not ruffle
-him.
-
-"But what I can't understand is this," he said. "Who _told_ you about
-Fanny--I mean Miss Lambert?"
-
-"Fanny!" said the lady with a sniff. "You call her Fanny?"
-
-"Of course."
-
-"Of _course_!"
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"Why _not_!"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"The world has altered since I was a girl, that's all." Then with deep
-sarcasm--"Does your uncle know that you call her Fanny?"
-
-"Of course not; I've never told him."
-
-Miss Hancock stared at him stonily, then she spoke. "Are _you_ in love
-with her too?" she asked.
-
-"What do you mean by 'too'?"
-
-"Frank Leavesley, don't shuffle and prevaricate. Are you in love with
-her?"
-
-"Of course I am; every one who meets her must love her. I believe old
-Verneede is in love with her. Love with her! I'd lay my life down for
-her, but it's hopeless--hopeless----"
-
-"I trust so indeed," replied Miss Hancock.
-
-For a minute he thought his aunt must be a little bit mad: this was more
-than her ordinary contrariness; then he went back to his original
-question.
-
-"I want to know who told you about this."
-
-"Bridgewater, for one," replied Miss Hancock.
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-"Yes, Bridgewater."
-
-"But he knows nothing about it," cried Leavesley. "He couldn't have told
-you."
-
-"He told me everything--Miss Lambert's visit to the Zoological Gardens,
-her----"
-
-"You may as well be exact whilst you are about it; it wasn't the
-Zoological Gardens, it was Epping Forest."
-
-"Frank Leavesley, a lie is bad enough, but a silly lie is much worse.
-Miss Lambert herself told me it was the Zoological Gardens; perhaps she
-has been to Epping Forest as well; perhaps next it will be a visit to
-Paris. _I_ wash my hands of the affair."
-
-"You have seen Miss Lambert?"
-
-"No matter what I have seen. I have seen enough to make me open my
-eyes--and shut them again."
-
-Leavesley was now fuming about the studio. What on earth had possessed
-Bridgewater? How on earth had he found out about the affair, and how had
-he come to twist Epping Forest into the Zoological Gardens?
-
-"----_and_ shut them again," resumed Miss Hancock. "However, it is none
-of my business, but if there is such a thing as honour you ought, in my
-humble opinion, to go to your uncle and tell him the state of your
-feelings towards Miss Lambert."
-
-"I'll go," said Leavesley--"go to the office to-day; and if uncle
-chooses to keep that antiquated liar of a Bridgewater in his service any
-longer after what I tell him, it will be his own look-out."
-
-Miss Hancock had not reckoned on this, she looked uncomfortable.
-
-"Bridgewater is an honourable man, who has acted for the best."
-
-"I know," said Leavesley. "Now, I must go out; I have some business.
-Are you sure you won't have some tea?"
-
-"No tea, thank you," replied Miss Hancock, rising to depart.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-THE UNEXPLAINED
-
-
-It was just as well she refused the tea, for there was no one to make
-it. She had hypnotised Belinda, and Belinda coming out of the hypnotic
-state was having hysterical convulsions in the kitchen, assisted by the
-charwoman.
-
-"Belinda," cried Leavesley down the kitchen stairs, he had rung his bell
-vainly, "are you there?"
-
-"She's hill, sir," replied a hoarse voice, "I'm a-lookin' arter her."
-
-"Oh, well, if a Mr Verneede calls, will you ask him to wait for me? I'll
-be back soon."
-
-"Yessir."
-
-He left the house and proceeded as fast as omnibuses could take him to
-Southampton Row.
-
-Bridgewater was out, but Mr Wolf, the second in command, ushered him
-into Hancock's room.
-
-"Well," said Hancock, who was writing a letter--"Oh, it's you. Sit down,
-sit down for a minute."
-
-He went on with his letter, and Leavesley took his seat and sat in a
-simmering state listening to the squeaking of the quill pen, and framing
-in his mind indictments against Bridgewater.
-
-If he had been in a state of mind to absorb details he might have
-noticed that his uncle was looking younger and brighter. But the
-youthfulness or brightness of Mr Hancock were indifferent to him
-absorbed as he was with his own thoughts.
-
-"Well," said Hancock, finishing his letter with a flourish and leaning
-back in his chair.
-
-"Aunt came to see me to-day," said Leavesley, "and I came on here at
-once. It's most disgraceful."
-
-"What?"
-
-"Bridgewater. You've got a man in your office who is not to be trusted,
-a mischief-making old----"
-
-"Dear me, what's all this? A man in the office not to be trusted? To
-whom do you refer?"
-
-"Bridgewater."
-
-"Bridgewater?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"What has he been doing?"
-
-"Doing! He has been sneaking round to my aunt telling tales about a
-lady; that's what he has been doing."
-
-"What lady?"
-
-"A Miss Lambert. He told her she had been to the Zoological Gardens
-with----"
-
-Hancock raised his hand. "Don't go on," he said, "I know it all."
-
-"You know it all?"
-
-"Yes, and I have given Bridgewater a right good dressing down--meddling
-old stupid!"
-
-Leavesley was greatly taken back at this.
-
-"It's not his fault," continued Hancock. "It's your aunt's fault; she
-put him on to spy. However, it's rather a delicate subject, and we won't
-pursue it, but"--suddenly and in a friendly tone--"I take it very kindly
-of you to come round and tell me this."
-
-"I thought I'd better come," said the young man; "besides, the thing
-put me in such a wax. Of course, if he was egged on by aunt, it's not so
-much his fault."
-
-"I take it very kindly of you, and we'll say no more about it." He
-lapsed into meditation, and Leavesley sat filled with a vague feeling of
-surprise.
-
-Every one seemed a little out of the ordinary to-day. Why on earth did
-his uncle take this news so very kindly?
-
-"I've been thinking," said Hancock suddenly--then abruptly: "How are you
-financially, now?"
-
-"Oh, pretty bad. I had to sell a picture of John the Baptist for five
-pounds the other day; it was worth twenty."
-
-"When your mother married your father," said Hancock, leaning back in
-his chair, "she flew in the face of her family. He was penniless and a
-painter."
-
-"I don't want to hear anything against my father," said Leavesley
-tartly. "Yes, he was penniless and a painter, and she married him, and
-I'm glad she did. She loved him, that was quite enough."
-
-"If you will excuse me," said Hancock, "I was going to say nothing
-against your father. I think a love-match--er--um--well, no matter. I am
-only stating the facts. She flew in the face of her family, and as a
-result the money that might have been hers, went to your aunt."
-
-"And a nice use she makes of it."
-
-"The hundred a year left you by your parents," resumed the lawyer,
-ignoring this reply, "is, I admit, a pittance. I offered you, however,
-as the head of the family, and feeling that your mother had not received
-exactly justice, I offered you the choice of a profession. I offered to
-take you into this office. You refused, preferring to be a painter. Now,
-I am not stingy, but I have seen much of the world, and in my
-experience, the less money a young man has in starting in life, the more
-likely is he to arrive at the top of the tree. You have, however, now
-started; I have been making enquiries, and you seem to be working, and I
-am pleased with you for two things. Firstly, when you came to me the
-other day for money for a--foolish purpose you didn't lie over the
-matter and say you wanted the money for your landlady, as nine out of
-ten young men would have done. Secondly, for coming to me to-day and
-apprising me of the unpleasant intelligence, to which we will not again
-refer. I appreciate loyalty."
-
-He put his hand in his pocket and pulled out his note-case.
-
-"What's your present liabilities?"
-
-"Oh, I owe about ten pounds."
-
-"Sure that's all?"
-
-"Of course, I'd tell you if it was more; it's somewhere about that."
-
-Hancock took a five-pound note and a ten-pound note out of the
-note-case, looked at them both, and then put the ten-pound note back.
-
-"I'm going to lend you five pounds," he said. "It will serve for present
-expenses, and I expect you to pay me it back before the end of the
-week." He held out the note.
-
-"You had better keep it," said his nephew, "for there's not the remotest
-chance of my paying you before the end of the week."
-
-"Take the note," said Hancock testily, "and don't keep me holding it out
-all day; you don't know what may happen in the course of a week. Take
-the note."
-
-"Well, I'll take it if you _will_ have it so; and I'll pay you back some
-time if I don't this week."
-
-"Now good day," said Hancock. "I'm busy."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-RETURN OF THE AMBASSADOR
-
-
-He left the office feeling depressed. Spent anger generally leaves
-depression behind it.
-
-Hancock's admission that his mother had been treated harshly by her
-family, though a well-known fact to him, did not decrease his gloom. He
-considered the thousands that ought to have fallen to her share, that
-had fallen to the share of Patience instead. For a second a wild hatred
-of the Hancocks and all their ways filled his breast, and he felt an
-inclination to take the five-pound note from his pocket, roll it into a
-ball, and fling it into the gutter. Not being a lunatic, he didn't. He
-went and dined instead, though it was only a little after five, and
-having dined he went back to the studio.
-
-Verneede had not yet returned. At ten o'clock Verneede had not yet
-returned. Midnight struck.
-
-"Can he be staying there the night?" thought Leavesley, who had gone to
-bed with a novel and a pipe and an ear, so to say, on every footstep
-ascending the stairs.
-
-People often stayed the night at the Lamberts' drinking punch and
-playing cards; he had done so himself once.
-
-He woke at seven and dressed, and at eight he was standing before the
-house of Verneede in Maple Street.
-
-"Hin!" said the landlady, "I should think he was hin; and thankful he
-ought to be he's not hin the police station."
-
-"Good gracious, what has happened?"
-
-"Woke us up at two in the mornin' hangin' like a coal sack over the
-railin's; might a-tumbled into the airy and broke his neck. Disgraceful,
-I call it!"
-
-"May I go up and see him?"
-
-"Yus, you can go up--he's in the top floor back--trouble enough we had
-to get him there."
-
-Leavesley went up to the top floor back. The unfortunate Verneede was in
-bed, trying to remember things. He had brought his umbrella home safely,
-but in the pockets of his clothes, after diligent search in the grey
-dawn, he had been able to discover only one halfpenny. To make up for
-this deficiency, his head was swelled up till it felt like a pumpkin.
-
-"Good gracious, Verneede," cried Leavesley, staring at him, "what on
-earth has happened to you?
-
-"A fit, I think," said Verneede.
-
-"Did you go to Highgate?"
-
-"Of course--of course; pray, my dear Leavesley, hand me the washing
-jug."
-
-He began to drink from the jug.
-
-"Stop!" said Leavesley, "you'll burst!"
-
-"I'm better now," said Mr Verneede, placing the jug, half empty, on the
-floor, and passing his hand across his brow.
-
-"Then go on and tell me all about it."
-
-Verneede had no recollection of anything at all save a few more or less
-unpleasant incidents. He remembered the "Spotted Dog," the "King's
-Arms"; he remembered streets; he remembered being turned out of
-somewhere.
-
-"Tell you about what?"
-
-"Good gracious--about the Lamberts, of course. What time did you get
-there?"
-
-"Half-past two, I think."
-
-"You couldn't; you only left the studio at two."
-
-"Half-past four, I mean; yes, it was half-past four."
-
-"When did you leave?"
-
-Verneede scratched his head.
-
-"Six."
-
-"You saw Miss Lambert?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Look here, Verneede, you were all right when you got there, I hope?"
-
-"Perfectly, absolutely."
-
-"What did you talk about?"
-
-"We talked of various topics."
-
-"Did you mention my name?"
-
-"Ah yes," said Verneede, "I told her what you said."
-
-"What?"
-
-"About your going to Australia."
-
-"America, you owl," cried Leavesley.
-
-"America, I mean--America, of course--America."
-
-"What did she say?"
-
-"She said--she hoped you'd have a fine voyage, that the weather would be
-fine, in short, or words to that effect."
-
-Leavesley sighed.
-
-"Was that all she said?"
-
-"Absolutely."
-
-"Did you say anything about the letter I wrote her?"
-
-"Yes; I remembered that."
-
-"But I told you _not_."
-
-"It escaped me," said Verneede weakly.
-
-"What did she say?"
-
-"She said it didn't matter; at least that is what I gathered from her."
-
-"How do you mean gathered from her?"
-
-"From her manner."
-
-Leavesley sighed again, and Verneede leaned back on his pillow. He did
-not know in the least whether he had been at Lamberts' or not--he hoped
-he hadn't.
-
-
-
-
-_PART V_
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-GOUT
-
-
-Since her visit to Leavesley Miss Hancock felt certain that her system
-of petty espionage had been discovered: the question remained as to what
-course her brother would take. He had as yet said nothing.
-
-One fact stood before her very plainly: his infatuation for Miss
-Lambert. She had examined Fanny very attentively, and despite the fact
-that she had plotted and planned for years to keep her brother single,
-had he at that moment entered the room with the news that he was engaged
-to be married to George Lambert's daughter, she would have received it
-not altogether as a blow. In her lifelong opposition to his marrying,
-she had always figured his possible wife as a woman who would oust her,
-but Fanny was totally unlike all other girls she had ever met--very
-different from Miss Wilkinson and the other middle-class young women,
-with minds of their own, from whom she had fortunately or unfortunately
-guarded her brother. There were new possibilities about Fanny. She was
-so soft and so charmingly irresponsible that the idea of hectoring,
-ordering, directing and generally sitting upon her was equivalent to the
-idea of a new pleasure in life. To order, to put straight, to admonish
-were functions as necessary to Miss Hancock's being as excretion or
-respiration; a careless housemaid to correct, or a shiftless friend to
-advise, called these functions into play; and the process, however it
-affected the housemaid or the friend, left Miss Hancock a healthier and
-happier woman.
-
-The Almighty, who, however we may look at the fact, made the fly to be
-the intimate companion of the spider, seemed in the construction of Miss
-Lambert to have had the vital requirements of Miss Hancock decidedly in
-view.
-
-She had almost begun to form plans as to Fanny's dress allowance, in the
-event of her marriage--how it should be spent; her hair, how it should
-be dressed; and her life, how it should be generally made a
-conglomeration of petty miseries.
-
-On the night before the day Bevan left for Sussex Mr Hancock and his
-great toe had a conversation. What his right great toe said to Mr
-Hancock that night I will report very shortly for the benefit of elderly
-gentlemen in general; Anacreon has said the thing much better in verse,
-but verse is out of date. Said the right great toe of Mr Hancock in a
-monologue punctuated with the stabs of a stiletto:
-
-"How old are you? Sixty-three? (stab), that's what you say, but you know
-very well you were born sixty-five years and six months ago. Wake up
-(stab, stab), you must not go to sleep. Sixty-five--five years more and
-you will be seventy; fifteen years more and you'll be _eighty_, and you
-are in love (stab, stab, stab). _I'll_ teach you to eat sweet cakes and
-ice creams; I'll (stab) teach you to drink Burgundy. And you dared to
-call me Arthritic Rheumatism the other night, you (stab) dared! Now, go
-to sleep (stab, stab) ... wake up again, I want to speak to you," etc.,
-etc., etc.
-
-Gout talks to one very like a woman: you cannot reply to it, it simply
-talks on.
-
-At eight o'clock next morning, when Miss Hancock left her room, Boffins
-informed her that her brother was ill and wished to see her.
-
-"I'm all right," said James, who was lying in bed with the sheets up to
-his nose, "I'm all right--for heaven's sake, don't fidget with that
-window blind--I want my letters brought up; shan't go to the office
-to-day. You can send round and tell Bridgewater to call, and send for
-Carter, I've got a touch of this Arthritic Rheumatism (ow!)--do ask that
-servant to make less row on the stairs. No, don't want any breakfast."
-
-"Well, Hancock," said Dr Carter, when he arrived, "got it again--whew!
-There's a foot! What have you been eating?"
-
-"Nothing," groaned the patient; "it's worry has done it, I believe."
-
-"Now, don't talk nonsense. What have you been eating and drinking?"
-
-"Well, I believe I had an ice-cream some days ago, and--a cake."
-
-"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of port--come, confess your
-sins."
-
-"No, a glass of Burgundy."
-
-"An ice-cream, and a cake, and a glass of Burgundy--well, you can commit
-suicide if you choose, but I can only warn you of this that if you wish
-to commit suicide in a _most unpleasant manner_ you'll do such a thing
-again."
-
-"Dash it, Carter--oh, Lord! go gently, don't touch it there! What's the
-good of being alive? I remember the days when I could drink a whole
-bottle of port without turning a hair."
-
-"I know--but you're not as young as you were then, Hancock."
-
-"Oh, do say something original--say I'm getting old, and have done with
-it!"
-
-"It's not your age so much as your diathesis," said the pitiless Carter.
-"It's unfortunate for you, but there you are. You might be worse, every
-man is born with a disease. Yours is gout--you might be worse. Suppose
-you had aneurism? Now, here's a prescription; get it made up at once.
-Thank goodness, you can stand colchicum."
-
-"How long will it be before I'm all right?"
-
-"A week, at least."
-
-"Oh Lord!"
-
-"There, you are grumbling. Remember, my dear fellow, that living is a
-business as well as lawyering. Take life easy, and forget the office for
-a few days."
-
-"I wasn't thinking of the office--give me that writing-case over there;
-I must write a letter."
-
-When Bridgewater arrived half an hour later, he found his master
-laboriously addressing an envelope.
-
-"Take that and post it, Bridgewater." Bridgewater took it and placed it
-in his pocket without looking at the address upon it, and having
-reported on the morning letters, and received advice as to dealing with
-one or two matters, ambled off on his errand.
-
-That evening at five o'clock, when Patience brought him up a cup of tea
-and the evening newspaper, James, considerably eased by the colchicum
-and pills of Dr Carter, said: "Put the tea on the table there, and sit
-down, Patience. I wish to speak to you."
-
-Patience sat down, took her knitting from her apron pocket, and began to
-knit.
-
-"I have written a letter to-day to Miss Lambert."
-
-"Oh!"
-
-"An important letter, a vitally important letter to me."
-
-"You mean, James, that you have written a letter of proposal--that you
-intend, in short, to marry Miss Lambert?"
-
-"That is precisely my meaning."
-
-"Humph!"
-
-"Does the idea displease you?"
-
-"Yes, and no."
-
-"Please explain what you mean by 'yes' and 'no'; the expression lacks
-lucidity, to say the least of it."
-
-"I mean that it would be much better for you to remain as you are; but
-if you do intend to commit yourself in this way, well--Miss Lambert is
-at least a lady."
-
-The keen eye of James examined his sister's face as she spoke, and he
-knew that what she said she meant. Despite all his tall talk to
-Bridgewater about sending his sister packing her influence upon him was
-very strong; thirty years of diffidence to her opinion in the minor
-details of life had not passed without leaving their effect upon his
-will; besides he, as a business man, had great admiration for her
-astuteness and power of dealing with things. Active opposition to his
-matrimonial plans would not have altered them, but it would have made
-him unhappy.
-
-"I am glad you think that," he said. "Give me the tea."
-
-"Mind," said Miss Hancock, as she handed the beverage, "I wash my hands
-of the matter; I think it distinctly unwise, considering your age,
-considering her age, considering everything."
-
-"Well, all that lies with me. You will be civil and kind to her,
-Patience?"
-
-"It is not my habit to be unkind to any one. You have written, you say,
-to her to-day; you wrote without consulting me--the step is taken, and
-you must abide by it. I hope it will be for your happiness, James."
-
-He was watching her intently, and was satisfied.
-
-"I wish," he said, putting the cup down on the table beside the bed, "I
-wish you knew her better."
-
-"I will call upon her," said Miss Hancock, counting her stitches; "she
-left her parasol behind her last night, I will take it back to her----"
-
-"No, don't, for goodness sake!" said James, the Lambert _menage_ rising
-before him, and also a vague dread that his sister, despite her
-appearance and words of goodwill--or rather semi-goodwill--might be
-traitorously disposed at heart. "At least--I don't know--I suppose it
-would be the right thing to do."
-
-"I am not especially anxious to call," said Miss Hancock, who had quite
-made up her mind to journey to Highgate on the morrow and spy out the
-land of the Lamberts for herself. "In fact, the only possible day I
-could call would be to-morrow before noon. I have a meeting in Sloane
-Square to attend at five, and on Wednesday I have three engagements, two
-on Thursday; Friday I have to spend the day with Aunt Catherine at
-Windsor, where I will remain over Sunday."
-
-"Well, call to-morrow and bring her back her parasol--oh, _damn_!"
-
-"James!"
-
-"Oh Lord! I thought some one had shot a bullet into my foot. Give me the
-medicine, quick, and send round for Carter. I must have some opium, or
-I won't sleep a wink."
-
-Miss Hancock administered the dose, and retired downstairs, when she
-sent a message to Dr Carter and ordered the lilac parasol of Miss
-Lambert to be wrapped in paper. Then she sent a message to the livery
-stables to order the hired brougham, which she employed several times a
-week, to be in attendance at 9.30 the following morning, to drive her to
-Highgate.
-
-But next morning her brother was so bad that she could not leave him.
-But she called one morning later on.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-THE RESULT
-
-
-The Lamberts as a rule took things easy in the morning. Breakfast was at
-any time that was suitable to the convenience and appetite of each
-individual; the things were generally cleared away by half-past eleven
-or twelve, a matter of half an hour lost in the forenoon made little
-difference in the revolution of their day.
-
-At half-past ten on the morning of Miss Hancock's descent upon her,
-Fanny was seated at the breakfast-table. It was a glorious day, filled
-with the warmth of summer, the scent of roses, and the songs of birds. A
-letter from her father lay beside her on the table; it had arrived by
-the morning's post, and contained great news--good news, too, yet the
-goodness of it was not entirely reflected in her face.
-
-The worries of life were weighing on Miss Lambert; James Hancock's
-unanswered letter was not the least of these. She had laughed on
-receiving it, then she had cried. She had written three or four letters
-in answer to it, beginning, "Dear Mr Hancock," "My dear Mr Hancock,"
-"_Please_ do not think me horrid," etc.; but it was no use, each was a
-distinct refusal, yet each seemed either too cold or too warm. "If I
-send this," said she, "it will hurt him horribly, and he has been so
-kind. Oh dear! why will men be so stupid, they are so nice if they'd
-only not worry one to marry them. If I send _this_ it will only make
-him think that I will 'have him in the end,' as Susannah says. I wish I
-were a man."
-
-Besides love troubles household worries had their place. James had gone
-very much to pieces morally in the last few days. He had taken
-diligently to drink, the writing and quoting of poetry, and the pawning
-of unconsidered trifles; between the bouts, in those fits of remorse,
-which may be likened to the Fata Morgana of true repentance, he had
-expended his energy on all sorts of household duties not required of
-him: winding up clocks to their destruction, smashing china, and
-scattering coals all over the place in attempts to convey over-full
-scuttles to wrong rooms and in the face of gravity. The effect upon
-Susannah of these eccentricities can be best described by the fact that
-she lived now most of her time with her apron over her head. Housework
-under these circumstances became a matter of some difficulty.
-
-It wanted some twenty minutes to eleven when the "brougham with
-celluloid fittings," containing Miss Hancock, drove up the drive and
-stopped before "The Laurels."
-
-Miss Hancock stepped out and up the steps, noticing to the minutest
-detail the neglect before and around her.
-
-She gave her own characteristic knock--sharp, decided, and
-business-like; she would also have given her own characteristic ring,
-but that the bell failed to respond, the pull produced half a foot of
-wire but no sound, and the knob, when she dropped it, dangled wearily as
-if to say, "Now see what you've done! N'matter, _I_ don't care."
-
-She waited a little and knocked again; this time came footsteps and the
-sound of bars coming down and bolts being unshot, the door opened two
-inches on the chain, and the same pale blue eye and undecided-coloured
-fringe that had appeared to Mr Bevan, appeared to the now incensed Miss
-Hancock.
-
-Just as the rabbit peeping from its burrow sees the stoat and recognises
-its old ancestral enemy, so Susannah, in Miss Hancock, beheld the Foe of
-herself and all her tribe.
-
-"Is Miss Lambert at home?" asked the visitor sharply.
-
-"Yus, she's in."
-
-"Then open the door, I wish to see her."
-
-Susannah banged the door to, not to exclude the newcomer, but simply to
-release the chain. Then she opened it again wide, as if to let in an
-elephant.
-
-Susannah had not presented a particularly spruce appearance on the day
-when Mr Bevan called and we first met her, but this morning she was
-simply--awful.
-
-A lock of hair like a bight of half-unravelled cable hung down behind
-her ear, her old print dress was indescribable, and she had, apparently,
-some one else's slippers on. She had also the weary air of a person who
-had been watching in a sick room all the night.
-
-Miss Hancock took this figure in with one snapshot glance; also the hall
-untidied, the floor undusted, the dust-pan and brush laid on the stairs,
-a trap for the unwary to step on; the grandfather's clock pointing to
-quarter to six, and many other things which I have not seen or noticed,
-but which were clear to Miss Hancock, just as nebulae and stars which,
-looking in the direction of I cannot see, are clear to the two-foot
-reflecting telescope of the Yerkes observatory.
-
-Susannah escorted the sniffing visitor into the library, dusted with
-her apron the very same chair she had dusted for Mr Bevan, said, "I'll
-tell Miss Fanny," and left the room, closing the door with a snap that
-spoke, not volumes, but just simply words.
-
-The night before, after the other members of the household had retired,
-James had taken it into his head to sit up in the library over the
-remains of the fire left by Fanny. The room, as a consequence, reeked of
-stale tobacco, a tumbler stood on the table convenient to the armchair.
-Needless to say, the tumbler was empty.
-
-Miss Hancock looked around her at the books, at the carpet, at the
-general litter. She came to the mantelpiece and touched it, looked at
-the tip of her gloved finger to assay the quantity of dust to the square
-millimetre, said, "Pah!" and sat down in the armchair. A _Pink Un_ of
-George Lambert's lay invitingly near her on the table; she picked it up,
-glanced at the title, read a joke, turned purple, and dropped the
-raciest of all racing papers just as Fanny, fresh and charming, but
-somewhat bewildered-looking, entered the room.
-
-Fanny felt sure that this visit of Miss Hancock's had something to do
-with the letter of her brother's. She was relieved when her visitor,
-after extending a hand emotionless and chill as the fin of a turtle,
-said:
-
-"I had some business in Highgate, so I thought I would take the
-opportunity of returning your parasol, which you left behind you the
-other night."
-
-"Thanks awfully," said Fanny; "it's awfully good of you to take the
-trouble. Please excuse the untidiness; we are in a great upset for--the
-painters are coming in. Won't you come into the breakfast-room? There's
-a fire there; it's not cold, I know, but I always think a fire is so
-bright."
-
-She led the way to the breakfast-room, her visitor following, anxious to
-see as much as she could of the inner working of the Lambert household.
-
-She gave a little start at the sight of the breakfast things not
-removed, and another start at sight of the provender laid out for one
-small person. The remains of a round of beef graced one end of the
-board, and a haddock that, had it been let grow, would assuredly have
-ended its life in the form of a whale, the other; there was also jam and
-other things, including some shortbread on a plate.
-
-"Have you had breakfast?" asked Fanny in a hospitable tone of voice.
-
-"I breakfasted at quarter to eight," said Miss Hancock with a scarcely
-perceptible emphasis on the "I."
-
-"I know we're awfully late as a rule," said Fanny, as they sat down near
-the window, in and out of which the wasps were coming, and through which
-the sun shone, laying a burning square on the carpet, "but I hate early
-breakfast. When I breakfast at eight I feel a hundred years old by
-twelve. Did you ever notice how awfully long mornings are?"
-
-"My mornings," said Miss Hancock, laying a scarcely perceptible accent
-on the "my," "are all too short; an hour lost in the morning is never
-regained. You cannot expect servants to be active and diligent without
-you set them the example. We are placed, I think, in a very responsible
-position with regard to our servants: as we make them so they are."
-
-"Do you think so?" said Fanny, trying to consider what part she possibly
-could have had in the construction of James and the helpmeet Susannah.
-
-"I am sure of it. If we are idle or lazy ourselves they imitate us; they
-are like children, and we should treat them as such. I ring the bell at
-half-past five every morning for the maids, and I expect them to be down
-by six."
-
-"What time do you get up?"
-
-"Half-past seven."
-
-"Then," said Fanny, laughing, "you don't set them--I mean they set you
-the example, for they are up before you."
-
-"I spoke figuratively," said Miss Hancock rather stiffly, and eyeing the
-handmaiden who had just appeared at the door to remove the things.
-
-"Give the fish to the cats, Susannah," said her mistress, "and be sure
-to take the bones out; one nearly choked," she said, resuming her
-conversation with her visitor, "the other morning."
-
-"Hum!" said Miss Hancock, unenthusiastic on the subject of choking cats.
-"Do you always feed your animals on--good food?"
-
-"Yes, of course."
-
-"You are very young, and, of course, it is no affair of mine, but I
-think in housekeeping--having first of all regard to waste--one ought to
-consider how many poor people are starving. I send all my scraps to the
-St Mark's Refuge Home, an excellent institution."
-
-"I used to give a lot of food away," said Fanny, "but I found it didn't
-pay, people didn't want it. We had a barrel of beer that no one drank,
-so I gave a tramp a jugful once, and he made a mark somewhere on the
-house, and after that twenty or thirty tramps a day called. We couldn't
-find the mark, so father had to have the whole lower part of the house
-lime-washed, and the gate pillars. After that he said no more food was
-to be given away, or beer."
-
-"There are poor and poor. To give beer to a tramp is in my opinion a
-distinctly wicked act; it is simply feeding the flames of drunkenness,
-as Mr Bulders says. You have heard of Mr Bulders?"
-
-"N--no."
-
-"I must introduce you. I hope you will like him, he is a great friend of
-ours. Your Christian name is Fanny, I believe. May I call you Fanny?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny. "How queer it is, nobody knows me for--I mean,
-everybody always asks me that before I have known them for more----"
-
-"Everybody?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Gentlemen, my dear child, surely not?"
-
-"Yes, they do."
-
-Miss Hancock said nothing, but sat for a moment in silence gloating over
-the girl before her. Here was a gold-mine of pure correction--the
-metaphor is mixed perhaps, but you will understand it. Then she said:
-"And do you permit it?"
-
-"Oh, _I_ don't care."
-
-"But I fancy, your father----" Miss Hancock paused.
-
-"Oh, father doesn't mind; every one has called me Fanny since I was so
-high."
-
-"Yes, but, my dear girl, you are no longer a _child_. Fathers are
-indulgent, and sometimes blind to what the world thinks; consider, when
-you come to marry, when you come to have a husband----"
-
-"Oh, I hope it'll be a long time before I come to that," said Fanny, in
-a tone of voice as if general service or the workhouse were the topic of
-discussion.
-
-Miss Hancock took a rather deep inspiration, and was dumb for a moment.
-
-"I understood my brother to say that he had written to you on a subject
-touching your welfare and his happiness?"
-
-Fanny flushed all over her face and neck. Only a little child or a very
-young girl can blush like that--a blush that passes almost as quickly as
-it comes, and is, perhaps, of all emotional expressions the most natural
-and charming.
-
-"I did have a letter," she faltered, "and I have tried to answer it, am
-going to answer it--I am so sorry----"
-
-"I don't see the necessity of being sorry," said the elder lady. "One
-does not answer a letter of that description flippantly and by the next
-post; my brother will quite understand and appreciate the cause of
-delay."
-
-"Oh, but it's not the _delay_ I'm sorry for, it's the--it's the having
-to say that--I can't say what he wants me to say."
-
-Miss Hancock raised her eyebrows. Miss Lambert's English was enough to
-raise a grammarian from the grave, but it was not at the English that
-Miss Hancock evinced surprise.
-
-James Hancock was not as old to his sister as he appeared to the rest
-of the world, though she knew his age to a day and had quoted it as an
-argument against his marriage; she did not appreciate the fact that he
-looked every day of his age, and even perhaps a few days over.
-
-It is a pathetic and sometimes beautiful--and sometimes ugly--fact that
-we are blind to much in the people we live with and grow up with. Joan
-sees Darby very much as she saw him thirty years ago, and to Miss
-Hancock her younger brother was her younger brother; and her younger
-brother, to a woman, is never old. Besides being in the "prime of life,"
-James was clever; besides being clever, he was rich, very rich. What
-more could a girl want?
-
-"You mean," said Patience, "that you cannot accept his proposition."
-
-"N--no--that is, I'd _like_ to, but I can't."
-
-"If you 'liked' to do it, I do not see what is to prevent you."
-
-"Oh, it's not that sort of liking. I mean I'd like to like him, I do
-like him, but not in the way he wants."
-
-"It is no affair of mine," said Miss Hancock, "not in the least, but I
-would urge you not to be too hasty in your reply. Think over it, weigh
-the matter judicially before you decide upon what, after all, is the
-most important decision a young girl is ever called upon to make."
-
-"I hate myself," broke out Fanny, who had been listening with bent head,
-and finger tracing the pattern on the cloth of the table beside her. "I
-hate myself. People are always doing me kindnesses and I am always
-acting like a beast, so it seems to me, but how can I help it?" lifting
-her head suddenly with a bright smile. "If I were to marry them all, I'd
-have about fifty husbands, now--_more!_--so what am I to do?"
-
-Miss Hancock sniffed; she had never been in the same position herself,
-so could give no advice from experience. The question rather irritated
-her, and a smart lecture rose to her lips on the impropriety and
-immodesty of girls allowing people of the other sex to "care for them,"
-etc., etc., but the lecture did not pass her lips.
-
-Since entering the house of the Lamberts the demon of Order had swelled
-Jinnee-like in her breast, and the seven devils of spring cleaning,
-each of whose right hands is a cake of soap, and whose left hands are
-scrubbing-brushes, arose and ramped. The whole place and the people
-therein, from the bell-pull to the cats'-breakfast-destined haddock,
-from Susannah to her mistress, exercised a fascination upon Miss Hancock
-beyond the power of words to describe. She had measured Susannah from
-her sand-coloured hair to her slipshod feet, gauged her capacity for
-work and her moral ineptitude, and had already dismissed her, in her
-mind; as for the rest of the business, the ordering of Fanny and of her
-father, whom she divined, the setting of the house to rights and the
-righting of all the Lamberts' affairs, mundane and extra-mundane--this,
-she felt, would be a work, which accomplished, she could say, "I have
-not lived in vain." All this might be lost by a lecture misplaced.
-
-"Of course you will please yourself," she said. "I would only say do
-nothing rashly; and in whatever way you decide, I hope you will always
-be our friend. You are very young to have the cares of a house and the
-ordering of servants thrust upon you, and any assistance or advice I
-can give you, I should be very glad to give."
-
-"Thanks _so_ much!"
-
-"I would be very glad to call some day and have a good long chat with
-you; my experience in housekeeping might be of assistance."
-
-"I should be _delighted_," gasped Fanny, who felt like a bird in the net
-of the fowler, and whose soul was filled with one wild longing--the
-longing to escape.
-
-"What day shall we say?"
-
-"Monday--no, not Monday, I have an engagement. Tuesday--I am not sure
-about Tuesday. Suppose--suppose I write?"
-
-"I am disengaged all next week; any day you please to appoint I shall be
-glad to come. What a large garden you have!"
-
-"Would you like to come round it?"
-
-"Yes; I will wait till you put on your hat."
-
-"Oh, I scarcely ever wear a hat in the garden. If you come this way we
-can go out through the side door."
-
-They wandered around the garden, Miss Hancock making notes in her own
-mind. As they passed the kitchen window, a face gazed out, a beery,
-leery face, behind which could be seen the pale phantom of Susannah. The
-face was gazing at Miss Hancock with an expression of amused and
-critical impudence that caused that lady to pause and snort.
-
-"Did you see that man looking from the window?" she asked.
-
-"Yes," said Fanny in an agony, "it must have been the plumber; he came
-this morning to mend the stove. Oh, here is your carriage waiting; _so_
-glad you called. Yes, I'll write."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-THE RESULT--(_continued_)
-
-
-Miss Lambert ran back to the house. She made a bee-line for the library,
-sat down at the writing-table, seized a pen and a sheet of paper, and
-began writing as if inspired. This is what she wrote, in part:
-
-
- "MY DEAR MR HANCOCK,--I have written several letters to you in
- reply to yours, but I tore them up simply because I found it so
- difficult to express what I wanted to say.... I can never, never,
- marry you; I don't think I shall ever marry any one, at least, not
- for a long time ... deeply, deeply respect you, and father says you
- are the best man he ever met. Why not let us always be friends?...
- It's a horrible world, and there are so few people who are really
- nice in it ... you will quite understand ... etc."
-
-Four pages of this signed,
-
- "Always your sincere friend,
-
- "FANNY LAMBERT."
-
-
-Now we have seen that Miss Hancock had endeavoured as far as in her lay
-to help along her brother's interests with Miss Lambert. Yet on the
-receipt of the above letter the conviction entered the mind of James
-Hancock, never to be evicted, that his sister had, vulgarly speaking,
-"dished" the affair, and, moreover, that she had done so wittingly and
-of malice prepense.
-
-Having gummed and stamped the envelope she went out herself and posted
-it.
-
-When she came back she found Leavesley waiting for her.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-"JOURNEY'S END"
-
-
-For some days past, ever since Verneede's fiasco in fact, Leavesley had
-been very much down in the mouth.
-
-There is a tide in the affairs of man that when it reaches its lowest
-ebb usually takes a turn. The tide had been out with Leavesley for some
-time, and acres of desolate mud spoke nothing of the rolling breakers
-that were coming in.
-
-The first roller had arrived by the first post on this very morning. It
-was a letter from his uncle.
-
-
- "GORDON SQUARE.
-
- "DEAR FRANK,--I am in bed with a bad foot, or I would ask you to
- call and see me.
-
- "I want that five pounds back. I made a will some years ago, by
- which you benefited to the extent of two thousand pounds; I am
- destroying that will, and drafting another.
-
- "It's this way. I don't intend to die just yet, and you may as well
- have the two thousand now, when it will be of use to you. Call on
- Bridgewater, he will hand you shares to the amount in the Great
- Western Railway. Take my advice and don't sell them, they are going
- to rise, but of course, as to this you are your own master.--Your
- affectionate uncle,
-
- "JAMES HANCOCK."
-
-
-"Two thousand pounds!" yelled Leavesley, "Belinda!" (he had heard her
-foot on the stairs).
-
-"Yessir."
-
-"I've been left two thousand pounds." Belinda passed on her avocations;
-she thought it was another of Mr Leavesley's jokes.
-
-He ate a tremendous breakfast without knowing what he was eating, and in
-the middle of it the second roller came in.
-
-It was a telegram.
-
-He felt certain it was from Hancock revoking his legacy. It was from
-Miss Lambert.
-
-
- "Only just found your letter. Please call this morning. Good news
- to tell you."
-
-
-"Fanny!" cried Leavesley, as he stood before her in the drawing-room of
-"The Laurels" (she had just entered the room, having returned from
-posting her letter).
-
-"Think--I've got two thousand pounds this morning!"
-
-"Mercy!" cried Miss Lambert. "Where did you get it from?"
-
-"Uncle."
-
-"Mr Hancock?"
-
-"Yes; he was going to have left me it in his will, but he's given me it
-instead."
-
-"How good of him!" said Fanny. She was about to say something else, but
-she stopped.
-
-"That's my good news," continued Leavesley. "What's yours?"
-
-"Mine? Oh--just think! Father's engaged to be married."
-
-"To be married?"
-
-"Yes, to a Miss Pursehouse; she's _awfully_ rich."
-
-He did not for a moment grasp the importance of this piece of
-intelligence. Then it broke on him. Now that Fanny's father was provided
-for, she would be free to marry any one she liked.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"I was nearly heart-broken," mumbled Leavesley into Fanny's hair--they
-were seated on the couch--"when you didn't reply."
-
-"The letter was on the kitchen dresser all the time," replied Fanny in
-a happy and dreamy voice, "behind a plate."
-
-"And then when old Verneede called, and you seemed so indifferent--at
-least, he said you did."
-
-"Who said I did?"
-
-"Verneede; when he called here that day."
-
-"He never called here."
-
-"_Verneede_ never called here?"
-
-"Never in his life."
-
-"He said he did, and he saw you, and told you I was going to Australia,
-and you didn't care."
-
-"Oh, what a horrid, wicked story! He never came here."
-
-"He must have been dreaming then," said Leavesley, who began to see how
-matters stood as regards the veracity of Verneede. "No matter, I don't
-care now. Hold me tighter, Fanny."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Till some one discovers the art of printing kisses, asterisks must
-serve.
-
-"But," said Leavesley after an interval of sweet silence, "what I can't
-make out is how Bridgewater found out about you and me."
-
-"Bridgewater!"
-
-"Yes; he told my aunt all about us, and our going to Epping Forest: only
-the old fool said we went to the Zoo."
-
-Fanny was silent. Then she said in a perplexed voice: "I want to tell
-you something. I did go to the Zoo."
-
-"When?"
-
-"The other day."
-
-"Who with?"
-
-"Guess!"
-
-"Not--not Bevan?"
-
-"No," said Fanny, "with your uncle."
-
-Leavesley laughed.
-
-"What a joke! Are you really in earnest?"
-
-"Yes; he wrote to ask if I'd like to go, and I went. We met Mr
-Bridgewater."
-
-"Oh, that accounts for it; he's mixed me and uncle up together--he must
-be going mad. Every one seems a little mad lately, uncle
-especially--taking you to the Zoo, and giving me two thousand,
-and--and--no matter, kiss me again."
-
- * * * * * *
-
-"Now," said Fanny, suddenly jumping up, "I must see after the house.
-Father wired this morning that he was bringing Miss Pursehouse here
-to-day to see the place, and I must get it tidy. Who's there?"
-
-"Miss Fanny," said Susannah, opening the door an inch. Miss Lambert left
-the room hurriedly and closed the door. There was something in
-Susannah's voice that told her "something had happened."
-
-"He's downstairs in the library."
-
-"Oh, my goodness!" murmured Fanny with a frown; visions of Mr Hancock in
-all the positions of love-making rose before her. "_Why_ didn't you say
-I was out?"
-
-"I did, miss, and he said he'd wait."
-
-Fanny went downstairs and into the library, and there before her stood
-Mr Bevan on the hearthrug.
-
-Her face brightened wonderfully.
-
-"I _am_ so glad--when did you come? Guess who I thought it was? I
-thought it was Mr Hancock."
-
-"Hancock?" said Charles, who had held her outstretched hand just a
-moment longer than was absolutely necessary. "Oh, that affair is all
-over. I stopped the action--by the way, I believe old Hancock's cracked;
-sent your father a most extraordinary wire, saying I was--what was it he
-said?--a duck, I think."
-
-"Where have you seen father?"
-
-"Why, I was staying in the same house with him down in Sussex for a
-day."
-
-"At Miss Pursehouse's?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"How awfully funny! Did he tell you?"
-
-"What?"
-
-"That he's engaged to be married to Miss Pursehouse. I had the letter
-this morning--oh, of course he couldn't have told you, for he only
-proposed yesterday afternoon. He wrote in an awful hurry, just a line to
-say he's 'engaged and done for.' Isn't he funny? There was another man
-after her, and father says he has 'cut him out.' Do tell me all about
-them; did you see the other man? and what did you think of father--isn't
-he a dear?"
-
-"Yes," said Mr Bevan abstractedly. He was flabbergasted with the news
-and irritated, although he was not in love, and never had been in love,
-with Miss Pursehouse, still, it was distinctly unpleasant to think that
-he had been "cut out."
-
-"I thought he seemed fond of her in Paris," continued Fanny, "but one
-never can tell. I'm glad he got the telegram all right. It was I that
-sent it. I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock----"
-
-"I beg your pardon?" said Mr Bevan.
-
-"I was going to the Zoo with Mr Hancock. Oh, I have such a lot to tell
-you, but promise me first you'll never tell."
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well--guess what's happened?"
-
-"Can't think."
-
-"Well, Mr Hancock proposed to me--but you won't tell, will you?"
-
-Mr Bevan gasped.
-
-"_Hancock!_"
-
-"Yes; he wrote such a funny, queer little letter. It made me cry."
-
-"_Hancock!_"
-
-"Yes, but you've promised never to tell. Every one seems to have been
-proposing to me in the last three months, and I wish they'd stop--I wish
-they'd stop," said Miss Lambert, half-talking to herself and half to
-Bevan, half-laughing and half-crying all at the same time; "it's got on
-my nerves. James will be the next--it's like the influenza, it seems in
-the air----"
-
-"I came to-day," said Mr Bevan with awful and preternatural gravity, "to
-speak to you, Fanny--to tell you that ever since I saw you first, I
-have thought of nobody else----"
-
-"Oh, stop," said Fanny, "stop, stop--oh, this is too bad! I never
-thought _you_ would do it. I thought I had one f-f-friend."
-
-"_Don't_ cry; Fanny, listen to me."
-
-"I can't help it, it's too awful."
-
-"Fanny!"
-
-"Yes, Charles?"
-
-"Dry your eyes, and tell me this; am I so very dreadful? Don't you think
-if you tried you could care for me? I know I'm not clever and all
-that--look up." He took her hand, and she let him hold it.
-
-Then she spoke these hope-destroying words:
-
-"If I h--hadn't met _him_, I believe I--I--I'd have married you--if
-you'd asked me."
-
-"Oh, my God!--it's all up then," said Bevan.
-
-"We're both so poor," said Fanny, "that you needn't envy us, dear Cousin
-Charles; all we've got in the world is our love for each other."
-
-"He's a painter, is he not?"
-
-"Yes," said Fanny, peeping up; "but how did you know?"
-
-"Miss Morgan, that American girl, told me something about him." Mr Bevan
-stood silent for a moment, and then went on: "Look here, Fanny, just
-think this matter over and tell me your mind. I'll put my case before
-you. You like me, I think?"
-
-"Yes, I _do_."
-
-"Well, I am not so very old, and I am rich; between one thing and
-another I have about eight thousand a year. We might be very happy
-together--don't interrupt me, I am just stating my case--money means a
-lot in this world; it's not everything, I admit--there are some men
-richer than I, that I would be sorry to see any girl married to. Well,
-on the other hand, there is this other man; he may be awfully jolly, and
-all that sort of thing, but he's poor--very poor, from what I can
-gather. Before you kick me over, think of the future--think well."
-
-"Do you know," said Fanny, "that if you had come yesterday, and had
-asked me to marry you, I believe I would have said 'yes,' and then we
-would have been always miserable. I would have married you for your
-money; not for myself, but to help father. But you see now that he is
-going to be married to Miss Pursehouse _she'll_ take care of him."
-
-"He is not married to her yet," said Charles, thinking of Lulu Morgan's
-words, and cursing himself for having let days slip by, for he could
-have called yesterday, or the day before, but for indecision--that most
-fatal of all elements in human affairs.
-
-"No, but he will marry her, for when father makes up his mind to do a
-thing he always does it."
-
-"So then," he said, "you have made up your mind irrevocably not to have
-anything to do with me?"
-
-"I must, I must--Oh dear, I wish I were _dead_. I will always be your
-friend--I will always be a sister to you."
-
-"Don't--don't say anything more about it, please. You can't help
-yourself--it's fate."
-
-"You're not angry with me?"
-
-"No--let us talk of other things. How are you getting on, has that man
-been giving any more trouble?"
-
-"James--oh, he's been dreadful. His wife has run away from their
-lodgings; and now he says she was not his wife at all, and Susannah is
-breaking her heart, for she can't bring him to the point. When she
-suggests marriage he does all his things up in a bundle and says he's
-going to Australia. I'll get father to turn him out when he comes
-back."
-
-"Let me," said Charles, who felt an imperative desire to kick some
-one--himself, if possible--that being out of the question--James.
-
-"No," said Fanny, as he rose and took his hat preparatory to departing,
-"for she'd follow him, and I'd be left alone. Who is this?"
-
-A hansom cab was crashing up the gravel drive.
-
-"It's father--and Miss Pursehouse."
-
-"Who do you say?" cried Bevan.
-
-"Miss Pursehouse."
-
-"Fanny!" cried Mr Bevan in desperation.
-
-"Yes?"
-
-"Don't let them in here, don't let them see me."
-
-"Then quick," said Fanny, not knowing the truth of the matter, but
-guessing that Charles as a rejected lover had his feelings, and
-preferred not to meet her father.
-
-She led him across the hall and down some steps, then pushed him into a
-passage, which, being pursued, led to the kitchen, whence through the
-scullery flight might be effected by the back entry of "The Laurels."
-
-
-
-
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