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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Garside's Career, by Harold Brighouse
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-Title: Garside's Career
- A Comedy In Four Acts
-
-Author: Harold Brighouse
-
-Release Date: August 7, 2017 [EBook #55290]
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-Language: English
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK GARSIDE'S CAREER ***
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-Produced by David Widger from page images generously
-provided by the Internet Archive
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-
-
-GARSIDE'S CAREER
-
-A Comedy In Four Acts
-
-By Harold Brighouse
-
-London: Constable And Company Ltd.
-
-1914
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
-[Illustration: 0007]
-
-
-
-TO
-
-A. N. MONKHOUSE
-
-
-
-
-GARSIDE'S CAREER
-
-
-
-
-ACT I
-
-|Interior of an artisan cottage. Door centre, leading direct to street,
-door right to house. Fireplace with kitchen range left. Table centre,
-with print cloth. Two plain chairs under it, one left, one centre,
-facing audience. Rocking-chair by fireplace. Two chairs against wall
-right, above door. Dresser right, below door. Small hanging bookcase
-on wall, left centre. Window right centre. On walls plainly framed
-photographs of Socialist leaders--Blatchford, Hyndman, Hardie. The time
-is 7.0 p.m. on a June evening.
-
-Mrs. Garside is a working-class woman of 50, greyhaired, slight, with
-red toil-worn hands and a face expressive of resignation marred by
-occasional petulance, dressed in a rough serge skirt, dark print blouse,
-elastic-sided boots, and a white apron. She sits in the rocking-chair,
-watching the cheap alarm-clock fretfully. Outside a boy is heard calling
-"Last Edishun." She rises hastily, feels on the mantelpiece for her
-purse, opens the door centre and buys a paper from the boy who appears
-through the doorway. She closes door, sits centre and spreads the paper
-on the table, rises again and gets spectacle-case from mantelpiece. She
-sits with spectacles on and rapidly goes through the paper seeking some
-particular item.
-
-The door centre opens and Margaret Shawcross enters. She is young, dark,
-with a face beautiful in expression rather than feature. It is the face
-of an idealist, one who would go through fire and water for the faith
-that is in her.
-
-She is a school teacher, speaking with an educated voice in a slightly
-apparent northern accent, dressed neatly and serviceably.
-
-Mrs. Garside turns eagerly as she enters and is disappointed on seeing
-Margaret.
-
-*****
-
-Mrs. Gar. Oh, it's you. I thought it might be----
-
-Mar. (_closing door, sympathetically_). Yes. But it's too early to
-expect Peter back yet.
-
-Mrs. G. (_with some truculence_). He'll not be long. He's always said
-he'd let his mother be the first to hear the news.
-
-Mar. (_gently_). You don't mind my being here to hear it with you?
-
-Mrs. G. (_rising and putting spectacles back on mantelpiece, speaking
-ungraciously_). No, you've got a right to hear it too, Margaret.
-(_Margaret picks up paper._) I can't find anything in that.
-
-Mar. Peter said the results come out too late for the evening papers.
-
-Mrs. G. He never told me. (_Margaret folds paper on table._) I'm glad
-though. There's no one else _'_ull know a-front of me. He'll bring the
-good news home himself. He's coming now as fast as train and car _'_ull
-bring him. (_Sitting in rocking-chair._)
-
-Mar. Yes. He knows we're waiting here, we two who care for Peter more
-than anything on earth.
-
-Mrs. G. (_giving her a jealous glance_). I wish he'd come.
-
-Mar. Try to be calm, Mrs. Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_irritably_). Calm? How can I be calm? I'm on edge till I know.
-(_Rocking her chair quickly._)
-
-Mar. (_trying to soothe her_). It isn't as if he can't try again if he's
-not through this time.
-
-Mrs. G. (_confidently, keeping her chair still_). He'll have no need to
-try again. I've a son and his name this night is Peter Garside, b.a. I
-know he's through.
-
-Mar. (_sitting in chair lift of table_). Then if you're sure----
-
-Mrs. G. Yes. I know I'm a fidget. I want to hear it from his own lips.
-He's worked so hard he can't fail. (_Accusingly._) You don't believe me,
-Margaret. You're not sure of him.
-
-Mar. (_with elbows on table and head on hands_). I'm fearful of the odds
-against him--the chances that the others have and he hasn't. _Peter's_
-to work for his living. _They're_ free to study all day long. (_Rising,
-enthusiastically._) Oh, if he does it, what a triumph for our class.
-Peter Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer, keeping
-himself and you, and studying at night for his degree.
-
-Mrs. G. (_dogmatically_). The odds don't count. I know Peter. Peter's
-good enough for any odds. You doubt him, Margaret.
-
-Mar. No. I've seen him work. I've worked with him till he distanced
-me and left me far behind. He knows enough to pass, to pass above them
-all----
-
-Mrs. G. Yes, yes!
-
-Mar. But examinations are a fearful hazard.
-
-Mrs. G. Not to Peter. He's fighting for his class, he's showing them
-he's the better man. He can work with his hands and they can't, and he
-can work with his brain as well as the best of them.
-
-Mar. He'll do it. It may not be this time, but he'll do it in the end.
-
-Mrs. G. (_obstinately_). This time, Margaret.
-
-Mar. I do hope so.
-
-Mrs. G. (_looking at the clock_). Do you think there's been a breakdown
-on the cars?
-
-Mar. No, no.
-
-Mrs. G. (_rising anxiously_). He said seven, and it's after that.
-
-Mar. (_trying to soothe her_). Not much.
-
-Mrs. G. (_pacing about_). Why doesn't he come? (_Stopping short._) Where
-do people go to find out if there's been an accident? It's the police
-station, isn't it?
-
-Mar. Oh, there's no need----
-
-[_Peter Garside bursts in through centre door and closes it behind him
-as he speaks. He is 23, cleanshaven, fair, sturdily built, with a large,
-loose mouth, strong jaw, and square face, dressed in a cheap tweed suit,
-wearing a red tie._
-
-Peter (_breathlessly_). I've done it.
-
-Mrs. G. (_going to him; he puts his arm round her and pats her back,
-while she hides her face against his chest_). My boy, my boy!
-
-Peter. I've done it, mother. (_Looking proudly at Margaret._) I'm an
-honours man of Midlandton University.
-
-Mar. First class, Peter?
-
-Peter. Yes. First Class. (_Gently disengaging himself from Mrs.
-Garside._)
-
-Mrs. G. (_standing by his left, looking up at him_). I knew, I knew it,
-Peter. I had the faith in you.
-
-Peter (_hanging his cap behind the door right, then coming back to
-centre. Margaret is standing on the hearthrug_). Ah, little mother, what
-a help that faith has been to me. I couldn't disappoint a faith like
-yours. I had to win. Mother, Margaret, I've done it. Done it. Oh,
-I think I'm not quite sane to-night. This room seems small all of a
-sudden. I want to leap, to dance, and I know I'd break my neck against
-the ceiling if I did. Peter Garside, b.a. (_Approaching Margaret._)
-Margaret, tell me I deserve it. _You_ know what it means to me. The
-height of my ambition. The crown, the goal, my target reached at last.
-Margaret, isn't it a great thing that I've done?
-
-Mar. (_taking both his hands_). A great thing, Peter.
-
-Peter. Oh, but I was lucky in my papers.
-
-Mar. No, you just deserve it all.
-
-Peter (_dropping her hands_). Up to the end I didn't know. I thought I'd
-failed. And here I'm through first class. I've beaten men I never hoped
-to equal. I've called myself a swollen-headed fool for dreaming to
-compete with them, and now----
-
-Mrs. G. Now you've justified my faith. I never doubted you--like
-Margaret did.
-
-Peter (_looking from her to Margaret_). Margaret did?
-
-Mar. I didn't dare to hope for this, Peter--at a first attempt.
-
-Mrs. G. (_contemptuously_). She didn't dare. But I did. I dared, Peter,
-I knew.
-
-Peter (_putting his arm over her shoulder_). Oh, mother, mother! But
-Margaret was right, if I hadn't had such luck in the papers I----
-
-Mrs. G. (_slipping from him and going to where her cape and bonnet hang
-on the door right_). It wasn't luck. Even Margaret said you deserved it
-all.
-
-Peter. Even Margaret! (_Seeing her putting cape on._) You're not going
-out, mother?
-
-Mrs. G. (_with determination_). Yes, I am. There's others besides
-Margaret doubted you. I'm going to tell them all. I'm going to be the
-first to spread the news. And won't it spread! Like murder.
-
-[_Margaret sits l.c._
-
-Peter. Oh, yes. It'll spread fast enough. They may know already.
-
-Mrs. G. (_turning with her hand on the centre door latch_). How could
-they?
-
-Peter. News travels fast.
-
-Mrs. G. But you haven't told anyone else. Have you, Peter?
-(_Reproachfully._) You said you'd let me be the first to know.
-
-Peter. I met O'Callagan on his way to the Club. He asked me. I couldn't
-refuse to answer.
-
-Mrs. G. (_energetically_). He'd no right to meet you. A dreamy wastrel
-like O'Callagan to know before your mother!
-
-Peter. He'll only tell the men at the Club, mother.
-
-Mrs. G. (_opening door_). And I'll tell the women. They're going to
-know the kind of son I've borne. I'm a proud woman this night, and
-all Belinda Street is going to know I've cause to be. (_Sniffing._)
-O'Callagan indeed!
-
-[_Exit Mrs. Garside._
-
-Peter. And now, Margaret? (_He stands centre behind table._)
-
-Mar. (_looking up and holding out her hand across table; she takes his,
-bending_). Oh, my dear, my dear.
-
-Peter. Are you pleased with me?
-
-Mar. Pleased!
-
-Peter (_rising_). Yes. We've done it.
-
-Mar. You, not we. My hero.
-
-Peter. We, Margaret, we. I'm no hero. I owe it all to you.
-
-Mar. (_rising_). You owe it to yourself.
-
-Peter. You inspired me. You helped me on. You kept me at it when my
-courage failed. When I wanted to slack you came and worked with me. It
-was your idea from the first.
-
-Mar. My idea but your deed.
-
-Peter (_sitting centre, behind table_). I've had dreams of this.
-Dreams of success. I never thought it would come. It was there on the
-horizon--a far-off nebulous dream.
-
-Mar. (_standing right_). It's a reality to-day.
-
-Peter. Yes. It's a reality to day. I've done the task you set me. I've
-proved my class as good as theirs. That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
-
-Mar. I wanted you to win, Peter.
-
-Peter. I've won because you wanted it, because after I won I knew that
-you---- (_Rising._) Has it been wearisome to wait, Margaret? I had the
-work, lectures, study. You had the tedious clays of teaching idiotic
-middle-class facts to idiotic middle-class children, and evenings when
-you ought to have had me and didn't because I couldn't lose a single
-precious moment's chance of study.
-
-Mar. That's clean forgotten. To-night is worth it all.
-
-Peter. To-night, and the future, Margaret.
-
-Mar. (_solemnly_). Yes, the future, Peter.
-
-Peter. This night was always in my dreams. The night when I should come
-to you and say, Margaret Shawcross, this have I done for you, because
-you wanted it. Was it well done, Margaret?
-
-Mar. Nobly done.
-
-Peter. And the labourer is worthy of his hire? I ask for my reward.
-
-Mar. (_shaking her head_). I can give you no reward that's big enough.
-
-Peter. You can give the greatest prize on earth. We ought to have been
-married long ago. I've kept you waiting.
-
-Mar. That had to be. They won't have married women teachers at the
-Midlandton High School. I couldn't burden you until this fight was
-fought.
-
-Peter. And now, Margaret?
-
-Mar. Now I'm ready--if----
-
-Peter. More if's?
-
-Mar. A very little one. If you've money to keep us three. No going short
-for mother.
-
-Peter. You trust me, don't you?
-
-Mar. (_giving hand_). Yes, Peter, I trust you.
-
-Peter (_bursting with thoughts_). There's my journalism. This degree
-_'_ull give me a lift at that. I shall get lecture engagements too.
-
-Mar. (_alarmed_). Peter, you didn't do it for that!
-
-Peter. I did it for you. But I mean to enjoy the fruits of all this
-work. Public speaking's always been a joy to me. You don't know the
-glorious sensation of holding a crowd in the hollow of your hand,
-mastering it, doing what you like with it.
-
-Mar. (_sadly_). I hoped you'd given up speaking.
-
-Peter. I haven't spoken lately because I'd other things to do. I haven't
-given it up.
-
-Mar. You did too much before.
-
-Peter. You don't know the fascination of the thing.
-
-Mar. (_bracing herself for a tussle_). I know the fascination's fatal. I
-saw it growing on you--this desire to speak, to be the master of a mob.
-I hoped I'd cured you of it.
-
-Peter. Cured me?
-
-Mar. I thought I'd given you a higher aim.
-
-Peter. And _that_ was why you urged this study on me?
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Peter. Margaret! Why? (_Backing from, her, and sitting centre during her
-speech._)
-
-Mar. I've seen men ruined by this itch to speak. You know them. Men we
-had great hopes of in the movement. Men we thought would be real leaders
-of the people. And they spoke, and spoke, and soon said all they had to
-say, became mere windbags trading on a reputation till people tired and
-turned to some new orator. Don't be one of these, Peter. You've solider
-grit than they. The itch to speak is like the itch to drink, except that
-it's cheaper to talk yourself tipsy.
-
-Peter. You ask a great thing of me, Margaret.
-
-Mar. (_sitting right_) What shall I see of you if you're out speaking
-every night? You pitied me just now because you had to close your door
-against me while you studied. I could bear that for the time. But this
-other thing, married and widowed at once, with you out at your work all
-day and away night after night----
-
-Peter. But I shan't always be working in the daytime.
-
-Mar. (_alarmed_). Not work! Peter--they haven't dismissed you?
-
-Peter. Oh, no. I'm safe if anyone is safe. No one is, of course, but I'm
-as safe as man can be. I'm a first-elass workman.
-
-Mar. I know that, dear.
-
-Peter. So do they. They'll not sack me. I might sack them some day.
-
-Mar. But--how shall we live?
-
-Peter (_impatiently_). Oh, not yet. I'm speaking of the future. Don't
-you see? I'm not content to be a workman all my life. I ought to make
-a living easily by writing and--and speaking if you'll let me. Then I
-could be with you all day long.
-
-Mar. (_looking straight in front of her_). Have I set fire to this
-train?
-
-Peter. You don't suppose a B.A. means to stick to manual labour all his
-life, do you?
-
-Mar. Oh, dear! This wasn't my idea at all. I wanted you to win your
-degree for the honour of the thing, to show them what a working engineer
-could do. Cease to be a workman and you confess another, worse motive.
-It's as though you only passed to make a profit for yourself.
-
-Peter. I can't help being ambitious. I wasn't till you set me on.
-
-Mar. If you listened to me then, listen to me now.
-
-Peter (_pushing his chair hack and rising_). I might have a career.
-(_Crossing to fireplace._)
-
-Mar (_still sitting_). And I might have a husband. I don't want to marry
-a career, Peter.
-
-Peter (_looking into fire, his back to Margaret_). I've already got a
-local reputation as a speaker.
-
-Mar. Then make one as a writer. I know you can.
-
-Peter. The other's easier.
-
-Mar. It's not like you to choose the easy path.
-
-Peter. I've worked so hard. I did think that now I might have some
-reward.
-
-Mar. You've won your degree.
-
-Peter (_acquiescent_). Oh, yes.
-
-Mar. And--I'm ready, Peter. (_Slight pause._)
-
-Peter (_turning_). Yes. You've conquered me. I'll fight ambition down.
-It shall be as you wish, Margaret.
-
-Mar. (_rising and going to him_). Peter, oh, my dear, dear Peter! You
-make me feel I don't do right. Oh, but I know. I know. Speaking's so
-deadly dangerous.
-
-Peter. I promise not to speak. I'll write. I'll stick to engineering,
-and we'll have our evenings.
-
-Mar. You make me very happy, Peter.
-
-Peter. When are you going to make me happy, Margaret?
-
-Mar. As soon as my lord pleases.
-
-Peter. Your lord will be pleased in a month.
-
-[_Mrs. Garside enters, centre._
-
-Well, little mother, have you disseminated the intelligence?
-
-[_Margaret sits on rocking-chair._
-
-Mrs. G. (_uncomprehendingly_). No. I've been telling folks about you.
-(_She takes off bonnet and cape and hangs them on door right._) Some of
-_'_em's green with jealousy this night. They know I'm the mother of a
-great man now.
-
-Peter. So you were first, after all?
-
-Mrs. G. I meant being first. Who'd the better right to be? Me or a wild
-Irishman? (_Crossing to dresser and emptying on a plate the contents of
-a parcel she had brought in._)
-
-Peter (_smiling_). And you've been killing the fatted calf for me?
-
-Mrs. G. (_literally_). Oh, did you want pressed veal? I've got ham.
-
-Peter. I don't want veal. Food's not a bad idea, though.
-
-Mrs. G. (_looking at Margaret_). No. Margaret might have thought of that
-and put the kettle on if she'd had her wits about her.
-
-Mar. (_rising_). I'm sorry, Mrs. Garside. We've been talking.
-
-Mrs. G. You'd some excuse. Peter's given us something to talk about.
-
-Mar. Let me help now.
-
-Peter. We'll all help. I'll lay the table.
-
-Mrs. G. You don't stir a finger, my lad. Sit you down.
-
-[_Peter sits with amused resignation in rocking-chair._
-
-Peter. Oh! Why?
-
-Mrs. G. B.A.s don't lay tables. Now, Margaret. (_Mrs. Garside takes
-white cloth from drawer in table and she and Margaret spread it. There
-is a knock at the door. Peter gets up. Mrs. Garside pushes him back into
-his chair_). I've told you to sit still. (_She crosses to door centre
-and opens it._)
-
-O'Cal. (_visible in doorway_). May we come in, Mrs. Garside?
-
-Mrs. G. (_genially_). Yes. Come in, the lot of you.
-
-[_The three who enter are working men in their evening clothes. Denis
-O'Callagan is 35, clean shaven, an enthusiastic impractical Irishman,
-small and dark. Karl Marx Jones is 30, wears a formally trimmed beard,
-is precise in utterance, doctrinaire in outlook, and practical in
-procedure. Ned Applegarth is a man of 50, his age carrying sober
-authority, very earnest in manner, grizzled moustache, grey hair, black
-cut-away coat and turn-down collar, a responsible leader deferred to
-willingly by O'Callagan, ungraciously by Jones. Ned, entering last,
-closes the door. Each, as he speaks, shakes Peter's hand._
-
-O'Cal. (_visible in doorway_). Aye. Let us come in, for it's a great
-night surely, and we fair bursting with the glory of the thing that's
-done this day.
-
-Jones. Comrade Garside, I offer my congratulations.
-
-Ned. Well done, youngster. (_Turning to Mrs. Garside._) Mrs. Garside,
-you've a son to be proud of.
-
-Mrs. G. Do you think I don't know it?
-
-Peter (_his demeanour unfeignedly modest_). Comrades, Mr. Applegarth,
-it's nothing. I tried my best, but if I hadn't been so lucky in my
-papers----
-
-Jones (_interrupting_). You've passed. The others were lucky, lucky in
-being men of leisure, sons of wealthy parents with nothing to do but
-study. Don't talk about your luck--(_bitterly_)--the luck of a wage
-slave. It's like winning a foot race with your ankles chained together.
-
-O'Cal. It's the mighty brain of him that made him win.
-
-Peter. Comrades, don't give me praise. It wasn't I. Something not myself
-got hold of me and urged me on. Injustice! Tyranny! The consciousness of
-class. The knowledge that in the eyes of my well-to-do competitors I was
-an inferior animal. My hands are rough with toil, the toil they batten
-on, and so they mocked at me for daring to compete with them--a man with
-a trade. They know now what a working man can do with his brain. They
-laughed on the wrong side of their fat faces, when the list came out
-to-night.
-
-O'Cal. Bravo!
-
-Jones (_sceptically_). Are they all such cads? I thought there were
-Socialists among them.
-
-Peter. Middle-class, kid-glove Socialists, Fabians.
-
-Ned (_dryly_). You're a fine talker, lad.
-
-O'Cal. (_to Ned_). And a brave doer, Mr. Applegarth.
-
-Ned. Well, well, a good start's half the battle, and I'm not denying
-that a ready tongue's a useful gift.
-
-Mar. It's a dangerous one, Mr. Applegarth.
-
-Jones. Aye, when it's by itself. Not when it's backed up by a knowledge
-of the principles of Karl Marx and used to expose fearlessly the gross
-fallacies of the capitalist professors of economics.
-
-Ned (_impatiently_). Let's get to business. (_Jones is resentful._) Mrs.
-Garside's making supper, and we don't want to keep her waiting.
-
-Mrs. G. That's all one. Food _'_ull be nobbut a fraud. We're too excited
-to eat this night. Sit you down.
-
-Ned. Thank you, Mrs. Garside.
-
-[_Mrs. Garside puts Ned in chair, centre. Peter and Margaret bring the
-chairs right down stage, putting one right, near table, the other left,
-Jones sits right. O'Callagan at table left, Peter on chair he brings
-left of O'Callagan, and Mrs. Garside presently takes rocking-chair.
-Margaret stands l.c. well away from the rest, as if trying to efface
-herself, after going off left and returning without her hat in a
-moment._
-
-(_Sitting._) Peter, I've said it before, and I say it again. You've made
-a good start, lad.
-
-Peter. Thank you, Mr. Applegarth.
-
-Ned. A good start. And now, what comes next?
-
-Peter (_going left, and meeting Margaret as she reenters_). Next? This
-next, Mr. Applegarth. (_Taking her hand._)
-
-Ned (_nodding_). So. I mind I'd heard. Well, marriage is a proper state.
-(_Jones shows signs of irritation._) And you're a lucky chap to have
-Miss Shawcross for a bride. I don't say anything against marriage.
-
-Jones (_hotly_). Well, I do. Now and always. In a free state
-marriage----
-
-O'Cal. (_leaning across towards Jones, Peter and Margaret still standing
-behind near left door_). And have we got our free state yet? Let you
-wait to be talking of freedom and free-loving men and women till we've
-had our glorious revolution, and in the dawning of that day----
-
-Jones (_leaping up, interrupting_). There must be pioneers. Some of _us_
-must set the example. (_Appealing to Peter and Margaret._) Even at
-the price of martyrdom, of ostracism by coarse-minded oafs who cannot
-understand, I call on you, Miss Shawcross, to dispense with the worn-out
-form of marriage. Be free lovers----
-
-Ned. Comrade Jones, you're a married man yourself
-
-(_Jones sits dozen abruptly, silenced_), and we're here on business. And
-after you're married, Peter?
-
-Jones (_murmuring disgustedly_). Married!
-
-Peter (_lightly_). Oh, live happily ever afterwards. My horizon doesn't
-go beyond that.
-
-Ned. Doesn't it? Well, listen to me. There'll be a by-election here
-shortly.
-
-Peter. Why? (_Peter leaves Margaret and comes forward to chair right of
-table._)
-
-Ned. Ramsden's resigning South-west Midlandton.
-
-Jones. About time the old hypocrite did, too.
-
-Peter. This is news to me.
-
-Ned. I know that. It was news to us last night. The question is, do we
-run a candidate this time?
-
-Peter. We ought to. It's a labour seat by rights.
-
-Jones. If only the thick-headed fools would sec their own interests.
-
-Peter (_turning_). Margaret, you'll have to give me back my word.
-(_Slight pause._)
-
-Jones. What word's that?
-
-Peter. I've promised to give up public speaking. (_They look at Margaret
-in disgusted protest. She speaks quickly._)
-
-Mar. Oh, you shall speak if there's an election.
-
-Ned. That's right. All hands to the pump.
-
-Mar. I'll speak myself.
-
-O'Cal. It's a risky thing for you. Miss Shaweross.
-
-Mar. The cause comes first.
-
-O'Cal. Before bread and butter? You'll lose your job if they hear of it.
-
-Mar. I must hope they won't hear.
-
-Ned. You're going too fast. There's two things in the way. One's money.
-The other's a man.
-
-Peter. Surely the Central people have a good man ready to fight.
-
-Ned. No. We've got to find the man, before they help us with money.
-They're a bit down on our chances unless we find a strong local man. A
-local man should pull it off where an outsider might fail. Problem is to
-find him.
-
-O'Cal. Faith, and we've found him.
-
-Peter. Yourself, Mr. Applegarth?
-
-Ned. I'm the wrong side of fifty, and I'm no speaker. Guess again.
-
-Peter. It's got to be a local man?
-
-Jones. That's essential.
-
-Peter. I can't think of anyone who's big enough for that job.
-
-Jones. Nor we couldn't neither. We gave it up last night and called
-another meeting at the Club to-night. And there we sat, the whole
-executive, no better than a parcel of tongue-tied fools, when O'Callagan
-bursts in and tells us----
-
-Ned. Yes, Peter Garside, b.a., there's you.
-
-[_Margaret shrinks back still further._
-
-Mrs. G. (_going round to him_). Peter! My son a Member of Parliament!
-
-Peter (_repulsing her_). No, no, I'm not worthy.
-
-Ned. We're the best judges of that.
-
-Peter (_firmly_). I'm too young. I'd be the youngest man in the Labour
-Party.
-
-Jones. Someone's got to be that. They need young blood. There's too much
-antideluvian trades unionism about the old gang.
-
-O'Cal. It's a queer thing you do be saying, and you without a grey hair
-to your head. It's a queer thing to hear a young man making moan beeause
-he's young.
-
-Mrs. G. (_appealingly_). Peter!
-
-Peter. But I'm---- (_Hesitating and looking from one to the other._)
-
-Ned. What?
-
-Peter. I don't know. I never thought of this.
-
-Jones. Think of it now. We've to act sharp if we're to do any good at
-all.
-
-Peter (_still wondering_). And you've come officially to offer it to me?
-
-Jones (_roughly_). Of course we have. Do you think we're playing with
-the thing?
-
-Peter. It's--it's awfully sudden. When do you want my answer?
-
-Ned. Now. (_Seeing Peter's distress, more kindly._) To-night, anyhow.
-The whole thing _'_ull be over in six weeks. We've little enough time in
-all conscience to create an organization.
-
-Peter. And if I say--no?
-
-O'Cal. Then one of the murdering blood-suckers that live upon our labour
-_'_ull get the seat, and it won't matter either way which side wins, for
-it's all one to the working man.
-
-Jones. It's you or nobody.
-
-Ned (_appealing_). Lad, you'll not say no. I don't say you'll never
-get another chance, beeause B.A.s are sort of scarce in the Amalgamated
-Society of Engineers. But I do say this. We want you. You've got a call
-to a high place and a high duty. Are you going to fail us in our need?
-
-O'Cal. We want you for another nail in the coffin of capitalism, another
-link in the golden chain that's dragging us up from slavery the way
-we'll be free men the day that chain's complete.
-
-Peter (_smiling_). And I'd be a nine-carat link, Denis. I'm made of
-baser stuff than the great leaders who compose that chain. I'm not
-worthy to aspire to a seat by their side in Parliament.
-
-Jones. There's such a vice as over-modesty.
-
-Ned. Nay, I like you better for being modest. You'd like us to go out
-and eome back in an hour or so.
-
-Mrs. G. Say yes to them, Peter. Tell them you'll be a Member of
-Parliament.
-
-Peter. Members of Parliament need electing first, mother.
-
-O'Cal. And are you doubting that you'll be elected? You've only to say
-you'll stand, and you can practise putting M.P. after your name this
-night, for you'll have need to write it certainly.
-
-Peter (_going to Margaret_). Margaret, what shall I say?
-
-Jones. You must decide this for yourself.
-
-Mar. (_coming forward a little reluctantly_). Yes, Peter. You must
-decide. No one can help you there.
-
-Peter. Won't you tell me what you think?
-
-Mar. (_firmly_). Not now. No other mind than yours can make this choice.
-
-Peter (_adrift_). But, Margaret, you've always given me advice.
-
-Mrs. G. (_jealously_). She wants to hold you back. She's never had the
-faith in you that others have. She'd like to tell you now you're not
-good enough for Parliament only there's too many here to give her the
-lie.
-
-Peter. Mother, mother!
-
-Mrs. G. Oh, yes, I dare say, put Margaret first, Margaret who doesn't
-believe in you, in front of all the rest of us who know Parliament's not
-good enough for you. It's the House of Lords you should be in.
-
-Peter. I hope not so bad as that, mother.
-
-O'Cal. We'll be taking a stroll round the houses, and come in again
-presently.
-
-Peter (_turning to them_). No. Don't go. I'll give you my answer now.
-I've decided.
-
-Ned. Well. What is it?
-
-Peter. I'll stand.
-
-Ned. (_shaking his hand_). Good lad!
-
-O'Cal. It's destroyed I am with joy, and me after thinking he wasn't
-going to stand at all. You'll be elected surely, and we the nearer by
-another step to that great glittering dawn that's coming to bring peace
-and happiness to----
-
-Jones. Don't gabble, Denis. We've to work to organize for victory. I'm
-going to the Club to beat up recruits.
-
-Ned. We're all coming, Karl. We're not going into this with our hands in
-our pockets.
-
-Peter (_making for his cap_). Yes.
-
-Ned (_stopping him_). Not you, Peter. You've earned a rest to-night. You
-begin to-morrow.
-
-Peter. Rest! I shan't rest till after the election.
-
-Jones. You've to keep your strength for the street corners. We'll do
-the donkey work. Clerking's all some of us are fit for. (_Glancing at
-O'Callagan._) You can draft your election address if you want something
-to do.
-
-Ned. You'll want every ounce of strength. Ramsden's done us a good turn
-by resigning in the summer time. They can have every hall in the town
-and welcome. But open-air speaking night after night--well, look to your
-lungs. We'll watch the rest.
-
-Peter. I'm in your hands.
-
-Ned. That's right. Take it easy now. You'll have to sprint at the
-finish. Now, comrades. (_Opening door, centre._)
-
-O'Cal. Good night, all.
-
-Jones. Good night.
-
-[_Peter holds door open and sees them go, he, Margaret, and Mrs. Garside
-chorussing "Good night," then he closes the door, and leans against it
-as if dazed, passing his hand across his forehead._
-
-Peter. My God! It's like a dream. I can't get used to it.
-
-Mrs. G. You'll get used to it fast enough. It's always an easy thing
-to take your natural state in life. You were born to be great.
-(_Viciously._) However much some folk _'_ud like to keep you down.
-
-Peter. Yes. I suppose I shall settle to it. (_Coming to chair right and
-sitting, Mrs. Garside is to his left, Margaret his right._) In a few
-days it _'_ull seem matter of fact enough to be Labour candidate for the
-division. But it hasn't got me that way yet. Margaret, when you set
-me on to study for my B.A., you little thought it was going to lead to
-this.
-
-Mar. (_slowly_). No. I didn't think it would lead to this.
-
-Mrs. G. (_sharply_). And you're not well pleased it has. Some people
-can't stand the sight of other folk's success.
-
-Peter (_protesting_). Mother, mother, without Margaret this would never
-have happened to me. I owe it all to her.
-
-Mrs. G. (_sceptically_). Because she told you to study? It's a proper
-easy job to tell someone else to do a thing. A fine lot easier than
-doing it yourself.
-
-Peter. Come, mother, I can't have you quarrelling with Margaret.
-
-Mrs. G. (_sulkily_). What does she want to go and discourage you for?
-
-Peter. She didn't discourage me.
-
-Mrs. G. She wouldn't say a word for it.
-
-Peter. She will now. Won't you, Margaret?
-
-Mar. What do you want me to say?
-
-Peter (_surprised_). Say what you want.
-
-Mar. Then I say this: Go on and prosper.
-
-Peter (_relieved_). Ah! You couldn't wish me anything but well. You see,
-mother?
-
-Mrs. G. (_grimly_). Yes, but you don't.
-
-Peter. Don't what?
-
-Mrs. G. You don't sec what she means.
-
-Peter (_confidently smiling at Margaret_). Oh, Margaret means what she
-says.
-
-Mrs. G. And more. She doesn't want you to go into Parliament.
-
-Peter (_puzzled, looking at Margaret_). Doesn't what------? (_Slightly
-pausing._) Speak, Margaret.
-
-Mar. No. I don't want you to go into Parliament.
-
-Mrs. G. (_triumphantly_). What did I tell you?
-
-Peter. But Margaret, why not? Don't you see what a chance it is?
-Take it, and I go up, up, Fortune, Fame, anything--the prospects are
-tremendous. Miss it, and I sink baek to obscurity. You can't want me to
-miss a chance like that.
-
-Mar. I wanted to be married to you.
-
-Mrs. G. That's it, Peter. That's your Margaret all over. All she cares
-about is herself.
-
-Peter (_ignoring her--to Margaret_). Nothing's going to interfere with
-that. Nothing on earth. You needn't fear. We're to be married in a
-month. Exactly as we fixed just now. A month? It'll come in the thick of
-the fight.
-
-Mar. We can't be married while the election's on.
-
-Peter (_thinking aloud, enthusiastically_). Oh, but we must. We must.
-I hadn't thought of that. Weddings are always popular. See what an
-advertisement it will be.
-
-Mar. (_quietly_). We won't use our love to advertise your candidature,
-Peter.
-
-Mrs. G. To hear you talk, it might be something you're ashamed of.
-
-Peter. It's throwing away a golden opportunity.
-
-Mar. I'm sorry, Peter. But I can't do that.
-
-Mrs. G. Won't, you mean. You want to see him defeated.
-
-Mar. (_with quiet force_). I shall work till I drop to help him on to
-victory.
-
-Mrs. G. You'll help best by doing what he asks.
-
-Peter. I really think you might, Margaret. It's not a new plan. I'm only
-asking you to carry out the arrangement you made this very evening. You
-didn't object then, I can't see what your scruple is now.
-
-Mar. If you can't see for yourself that it's vulgar and hideous and
-horrible to drag our love into the glare of an election, I'm afraid I
-can't help you to see it.
-
-Peter. I don't see it. Love's not a hole-and-corner business. Why
-shouldn't everybody know?
-
-Mar. All who matter know already.
-
-Peter. Only our own circle.
-
-Mar. It doesn't concern the rest.
-
-Peter (_arguing hotly_). Except as an advertisement. We shan't have too
-much money to spend on printers' bills. We ean't buy hoardings like the
-capitalist parties. And here's a glorious advertisement simply going
-begging. We can have it at the cost of your forgetting some imaginary
-scruple of delicacy. Elections aren't delicate affairs.
-
-Mar. No. But our love is.
-
-Mrs. G. If your love's so finicky it can't stand daylight, it's not
-worth much. A love like that _'_ull not last long.
-
-Peter. You're right there, mother.
-
-Mrs. G. (_eagerly_). She wants to hold you back, she'd like to see you
-tied to engineering all your life. For why? She's wild because you're
-going up in the world. She knows she's not fit to go up with you, so
-she's trying to keep you where you are. That's why she refuses to help.
-
-Mar. I don't refuse to help. I'm going to help.
-
-Peter. Yes, anything except the only way that's helpful. I don't want
-other help.
-
-Mar. You can't go without it. You can't stop me working for the cause.
-
-Mrs. G. Yes, and you'd work harder for any other candidate than Peter. I
-know you.
-
-Mar. Not harder, but certainly with a better will.
-
-Peter (_soberly_). Margaret, you're standing in my way. Oh, I owe a
-lot to you. I don't forget it. But... But a man has to rely on his own
-judgment. If I took your advice, I'd wreck my career. You've always
-underrated me. You thought I wouldn't get my degree. I did get my
-degree. And I'll prove you wrong again. I'll be M.P. before six weeks
-are out.
-
-Mar. I say again: Go on and prosper.
-
-Mrs. G. And she means you can prosper without her, and a good riddance
-too, I say.
-
-Peter. Do you mean that, Margaret?
-
-Mar. I think we'll wait a little, Peter. You've other things to think of
-now.
-
-Peter. You said that when I started studying.
-
-Mar. I say it again now when you're starting electioneering.
-
-Peter (_losing temper_). And after that there'll be something else
-and something after that, and so on, till Doomsday _'_ull see us still
-unmarried. I begin to think you never mean to marry me.
-
-Mrs. G. It's about time you did begin to think it, too.
-
-Mar. (_suffering_). Oh, Peter, why won't you understand?
-
-Peter. Because you're not reasonable. (_Slight pause._) Tell me this. Do
-you think I'm not fit for Parliament?
-
-Mar. (_painfully_). Yes, dear. I do.
-
-Peter (_roughly_). Don't call me dear. If that's the way you talk,
-you're not dear to me.
-
-Mrs. G. I've seen it for long enough--her thinking meanly of you and the
-rest of us knowing different, and you for ever hearkening to her as if
-she was Almighty God.
-
-Mar. (_facing Mrs. Garside_). I won't stand this.
-
-Mrs. G. You've got to. You're shown up now.
-
-Peter. This means you've no faith in me, Margaret. And if you've no
-faith, you've no love----
-
-Mar. (_despairingly_). Peter, you mustn't say such things.
-
-Mrs. G. You can't get away from the truth, my girl.
-
-Peter. I say them beeause they're true. It's for you to prove me wrong.
-
-Mar. How? Tell me how?
-
-Peter. Marry me in the month as we arranged, and I'll go down on my
-knees and ask your pardon.
-
-Mar. I can't marry you in a month.
-
-Peter. Then it's true. You don't love me. You don't believe in me.
-
-Mar. I--I think I'll go home.
-
-[_Exit Margaret right, returning quickly with her hat, which she puts
-on. Peter watches her go and meets her as she returns._
-
-Peter (_appealingly_). Margaret!
-
-Mar. No, Peter. I can't do it.
-
-Peter (_acquiescing_). Then--good-bye.
-
-Mar. I shall see you often at the Committee Rooms. Don't tell me I
-mustn't work for you.
-
-Peter. If it was only for myself I wouldn't have your help at any
-price. But, as you told us, you'll not be work-for me but for the cause.
-(_Grandiloquently._) In the name of the cause I accept your help.
-
-Mar. (_simply_). Thank you, Peter. I shall work hard. Good night, Mrs.
-Garside.
-
-[_Mrs. Garside makes no sign. Peter moves towards Margaret, checks
-himself, and she goes out._
-
-Mrs. G. That's a good job done.
-
-Peter. Don't talk about it, mother, please.
-
-Mrs. G. You can look higher than a school marm now you're going into
-Parliament.
-
-Peter (_distressed_). Please, please!
-
-Mrs. G. (_cheerfully_). Oh, well, we'll have supper and chance it.
-
-Peter. Have yours. I only want this end of the table. (_Collecting
-paper, ink, and pen and sitting at right end of table._) I must do
-something to forget.
-
-Mrs. G. What are you doing?
-
-Peter. Drafting my address. Hand me down that dictionary, will you?
-(_Indicating hanging shelf._)
-
-Mrs. G. (_getting large dictionary from shelf and putting on table near
-him._) You don't want a dictionary. It's all there in that brain of
-yours.
-
-Peter. A dictionary's useful. People like to read long words. It looks
-erudite, and costs nothing.
-
-Mrs. G. They'll never understand dictionary words, Peter. (_Poking
-fire._)
-
-Peter. That doesn't matter. They'll be impressed. (_Dipping pen and
-bending._) Don't disturb me while I write.
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT II
-
-_Ornate drawing-room in Sir Jasper Mottram's house. Centre is a large
-window giving access to a balcony. It is, however, evening, and the
-drawn curtains conceal the balcony. Door left. Light wall colouring
-and carpet. Fireplace right. No fire. Chesterfield right centre. Light
-arm-chairs left and left centre. Japanese screen before fireplace. Large
-Japanese jar in left corner._
-
-_Gladys Mottram is sitting on the Chesterfield reading a novel. She is
-in evening dress, a pretty, flirtatious, empty-headed girl, bored with
-her daily life and seizing eagerly on any distraction. Freddie Mottram,
-her brother, is 30, and conceals real kindness behind his flippant
-manner. He doesn't go deep and he likes money, but he is on good
-terms with the world and doesn't mind a little trouble or even
-unconventionality to put the world on good terms with him. He is fair,
-with fair moustache, and his figure is that of the ex-athlete who could
-still give a good account of himself. He leans back in the arm-chair,
-yawning and consulting his watch, glancing at Gladys, entrenched behind
-her book, again yawning and making up his mind to address her._
-
-*****
-
-Fred, (_nursing a grievance_). I say, Gladys, how much longer do you
-expect me to wait?
-
-Glad. (_looking up from her book, calmly_). Till Mr. Garside goes.
-
-Fred. And he hasn't come yet. Just when I particularly want to go out,
-too. It's all very well for the governor to be civil to him. He's got
-to. But I do bar doing the honours myself to a horny-handed son of toil.
-
-Glad. (_putting her book beside her, face downwards. With an air of
-resignation_). You don't particularly want to go out. You're only going
-to the Club.
-
-Fred. (_seriously_). But I particularly want to go to the Club.
-
-Glad. You go every night.
-
-Fred. Every night isn't my lucky night. Thursday is. I always win on
-Thursdays. The governor ought to do his own dirty work. He's Mayor, not
-I. Cutting his duty, I call it, being away to-night just when I'm bound
-to make money.
-
-Glad. He'll be here when he's ready. He's going to be late on purpose.
-
-Fred. Very much on purpose. Yes. There you've got it. He had Rankin and
-Beverley here to dinner together. Quite right, too. Rankin's a Radical
-rotter, but he's a gentleman. When it comes to Garside the governor
-shirks and leaves it to us. Why on earth he wants to ask a Labour
-candidate here at all simply floors me.
-
-Glad. He has to treat them all alike.
-
-Fred. Then he should have had Garside to dinner, and given us some sport
-over the asparagus.
-
-Glad. That wasn't necessary.
-
-Fred. And this isn't necessary. Rankin and Beverley, by all means.
-They're probables. But why waste time on an outsider like Garside? It'll
-only swell his head to be our guest.
-
-Glad. He isn't an outsider.
-
-Fred. You don't say the governor's taking him seriously.
-
-Glad. He's taking him very seriously.
-
-Fred (_horrified_). Oh, I say. No. It's absurd.
-
-Glad. Garside's making headway fast. He's a fine speaker, and he's
-popular.
-
-Fred. A mechanic a fine speaker! Rot! Who says so?
-
-Glad. I for one. I've heard him.
-
-Fred. You have! It's a quaint taste.
-
-Glad. More than once.
-
-Fred. (_sarcastically_). Making a hobby of it? (_Seriously._) Where?
-
-Glad. In the street.
-
-Fred, (_genuinely shocked_). You've been listening to a tub-thumper at
-street corners? I say, hang it, Gladys, there are things people don't
-do.
-
-Glad. The first time was an accident.
-
-Fred. The second was a crime.
-
-Glad, (_rising, and speaking enthusiastically_). I went again because I
-admired the man. I liked to hear that ringing voice, to be one of that
-wild enthusiastic crowd bewitched by the spell of his personality. He
-saw me too. I stood at the back of the crowd, but he saw me and he spoke
-for me for me. Our eyes met, and I know he spoke for me alone.
-
-Fred, (_sitting and leaning back, fanning his face_). Why didn't you
-warn me? I didn't know I was to meet my future brother-in-law to-night.
-
-Glad. Don't be absurd, Freddie. (_Sitting again._) It's because he's
-doing so well that father asked him here, and we've to keep him as long
-as possible.
-
-Fred, (_looking at watch_). My ducats, oh, my ducats! Why?
-
-Glad. Because every moment that he's prevented from speaking is a loss
-to him and a gain to us. As Mayor, father's supposed to be neutral, at
-the election, so that gives him an excuse to entertain Garside and spoil
-his speaking for one night, anyhow.
-
-Fred. That's a bit tricky.
-
-Glad. All's fair in war.
-
-Fred. And love, Gladys, and love.
-
-Glad. Don't be sillier than you can help.
-
-Fred. Besides, they'll have others to keep the ball rolling while he's
-here.
-
-Glad. There's a firebrand of a woman speaking every night who's about as
-popular as he is.
-
-Fred, (_interested_). A woman? Is she good-looking?
-
-Glad. I don't know.
-
-Fred. You wouldn't. You'd only eyes for him.
-
-Glad. She doesn't speak on the same platforms with him.
-
-Fred. Don't blame her, either. Only one star turn to each show, eh?
-
-Glad. Anyhow, father's instructions are to keep Garside here till he
-comes home, if we can.
-
-Fred. All right. Tell Timson to lock him up in the pantry and keep him
-there till the election's over.
-
-Glad. Afraid that's too crude, Freddie. I'll do my best to hold him for
-to-night.
-
-Fred. Oh? Be careful. Flirtation's a risky game even when both sides
-know the rules. It's always apt to end in marriage; and that chap won't
-know the rules. Much better lock him up.
-
-Glad. Kidnapping's out of date.
-
-Fred. Oh, you want him to get in. He's fascinated you.
-
-Glad, (_tartly_). That's doubtless why I've been canvassing for Mr.
-Beverley all day, while you've been watching a cricket match.
-
-Fred. Hang it, Glad, someone's got to support-county cricket. I did a
-jolly plucky thing to-day. Wore old Beverley's colours and nearly got
-mobbed in the bar by a beastly gang of Radicals.
-
-Glad. You shouldn't go into bars.
-
-Fred. And you shouldn't hang about street corners with a set of
-Socialists. Serve you right if you'd got your pocket picked. I'd rather
-be an open drinker than a secret revolutionist any day.
-
-[_Enter Lady Mottram. She is white-haired and authoritative in manner,
-dressed in a high evening gown, too freely jewelled. Freddie rises._
-
-Fred. Hullo, mater. Any luck?
-
-Lady M. If you mean by that expression has Mr. Garside arrived, he has
-not. (_Crosses to Chesterfield._)
-
-Fred. (_looking at watch_). Well, he may be an upright youth, but
-punctuality isn't amongst his virtues.
-
-Lady M. (_standing by Chesterfield_). It's just as well. I have a
-disagreeable duty to perform. (_Sitting, very dignified._)
-
-Fred, (_lightly_). Hope it'll keep fine for you.
-
-Lady M. Ring the bell, Freddie. (_Freddie crosses to fireplace and
-rings._) Thank you.
-
-Fred. By Jove, Gladys, someone's going to catch it. Mark that
-awe-inspiring frown. I'm getting frit.
-
-[_Enter Timson._
-
-Lady M. Show the young person in here, Timson.
-
-Timson. Yes, my lady.
-
-[_Exit Timson. Freddie is following with exaggerated fear._
-
-Lady M. Don't go, Freddie.
-
-Fred. Oh, but I do hate thunderstorms when I've no umbrella.
-
-Lady M. I want to be certain you're here when Mr. Garside comes.
-
-Fred. Mayn't a man have a cigarette? I'll come back. (_Timson opens door
-as Freddie comes to it. Looking off Freddie sees Margaret, and stops
-short._) By Jove, I'll stay.
-
-Timson (_with marked disapproval_). Miss Shawcross.
-
-[_Enter Margaret dressed as Act I, with the addition of a light coat,
-without gloves. Lady M. and Gladys remain seated. Fred, stands right,
-well behind the Chesterfield. Margaret stands left, in some confusion.
-Exit Timson._
-
-Mar. You... I understand you want to see me, Lady Mottram.
-
-Lady M. (_immensely superior_). Yes. Your name is Shawcross? Margaret
-Shawcross?
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Lady M. Fifteen, Rosalie Street?
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Lady M. Ah! (_With patronising kindliness._) I've sent for you, Miss
-Shawcross, to give you a warning--a friendly warning. Er--you may sit
-down.
-
-Mar. (_sitting stiffly, but not awkwardly, left_). Thank you.
-
-Lady M. You are an assistant-teacher at the Midland-ton Girls' High
-School?
-
-Mar. I am.
-
-Lady M. You're aware that I am a member of the Governing Board?
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Lady M. (_expansively_). In fact, I may say I have a preponderating
-influence. Bear that fact in mind, Miss Shaweross. (_Margaret inclines
-her head._) We don't enquire offensively into the conduct of our staff
-out of school hours. So long as they behave themselves respectably we
-are satisfied. Does your experience confirm that?
-
-Mar. Quite.
-
-Lady M. You've suffered no inquisition into your private life? No
-interference into your personal affairs?
-
-Mar. None.
-
-Lady M. (_nodding grimly_). Ah! Then you'll do us the justice to
-acknowledge that we don't move except in extreme cases. I regret to say
-yours is an extreme ease, Miss Shaweross.
-
-Mar. (_rising_). Mine!
-
-[_Freddie's attitude conveys interest plus pity, Gladys's unrelieved
-contempt._
-
-Lady M. (_severely_). Yours. I don't complain of your holding heterodox
-views. It is a regrettable fact that many young women of to-day hold
-alarmingly lax opinions. But they keep their views to themselves. They
-confine them to their own circle. It has been left to you to proclaim
-publicly at street corners your loose morality, to----
-
-Mar. You'll pardon me. I've done nothing of the sort.
-
-Lady M. I'm grievously misinformed if you're not a self-confessed
-Socialist.
-
-Mar. You spoke of loose morality.
-
-Lady M. (_curtly_). Same thing. Do you admit to publicly advocating
-Socialism?
-
-Mar. Certainly. You publicly advocate Tariff Reform. Why shouldn't I
-advocate Socialism?
-
-Lady M. The cases are hardly parallel. The one is respectable, the other
-isn't. However, you're not here to argue with me. You have to earn your
-living. An orphan, I understand.
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Lady M. You've the more reason to walk warily. (_Kindly._) Now, you're
-young, and you're ignorant, and I'm ready to overlook this. I could have
-you dismissed at once, but I've no doubt you'll be a good girl after
-this little talk. Good night, Miss Shawcross.
-
-Mar. Good night, Lady Mottram. (_She moves towards door. Freddie opens
-it, she turns back._) No, I won't go like this. You'd have the right
-to tell me I deceived you. (_Freddie closes door and stands centre._)
-I can't take your warning, Lady Mottram. (_Lady M. rises._) I dare say
-it's kindly meant. I thank you for that. But as for stopping speaking,
-working heart and soul for the cause that's all in all to me, I can't do
-that.
-
-Lady M. Can't? Won't, you mean. This is defiance, Miss Shawcross. You'd
-better take care.
-
-Mar. (_splendidly contemptuous_). Care! Life isn't all taking care.
-
-Lady M. (_calmly_). It's really very rash of you. Your livelihood's at
-stake. I say nothing about your immortal soul, which is endangered if
-it's not already lost.
-
-Mar. Suppose you leave my soul out, Lady Mottram.
-
-My employment _is_ in your hands. You have the power to take that from
-me.
-
-Lady M. Persist in your defiance and I shall be compelled to exercise
-that power.
-
-Fred, (_to Mar._). Speaking from long and intimate acquaintance with my
-mother, I should just like to interpolate the remark that she invariably
-means what she says.
-
-Mar. (_coldly_). Thank you. I haven't worked for Socialism without
-knowing the risks I took. There's nothing unusual in this. Since
-Socialism's been the bogey of the employing class, dismissal for
-Socialists is an everyday occurrence.
-
-Lady M. (_mildly angered_). This is too much. To associate _me_ with
-cowardly employers who abuse their power, when my only object is to
-secure respectability in our teaching staff.
-
-Mar. Oh, they all do it for excellent motives. How long have I, Lady
-Mottram?
-
-Lady M. Till Miss Allinson can replace you.
-
-Mar. Till then I can go on contaminating my pupils! However, to replace
-me won't take an hour. Unemployed teachers aren't scarce.
-
-Lady M. (_viciously_). You are dismissed for gross misconduct, and the
-fact will be stated on any reference you ask for.
-
-Fred. I say, mater, that's a bit rough. (_Margaret turns to door.
-Freddie stands intercepting her._) Give the girl a chance.
-
-Lady M. Mind your own business, Freddie.
-
-Fred. Hang it, how do you know she won't starve?
-
-Lady M. Her sort don't starve.
-
-Glad. She's wearing an engagement ring. Someone's ready to keep her.
-
-Mar. (_quietly_). My engagement's broken off.
-
-Lady M. Then why do you carry a lie on your finger?
-
-Mar. I hadn't the courage to take it off--till now. (_Putting ring in
-coat-pocket._)
-
-Fred. You're in a bit of a hole, you know.
-
-Lady M. Gladys, if Freddie's going to be sympathetic to this young
-person, you and I had better retire. Conversations between young men and
-persons of her class are not carried on in the presence of ladies.
-
-[_Lady M. and Gladys go out, Freddie opening door. Margaret is
-following. He closes the door._
-
-Fred. One moment, Miss Shaweross.
-
-Mar. Let me go, please.
-
-Fred. Yes. I say. I know I'm being assinine. I am rather an ass. But I'm
-a genial sort of ass, and if there's one thing I ean't stand it's one
-woman being beastly to another. Women are the limit. (_Rapidly, as
-Margaret shows impatience._) What I mean is, can I do anything for you?
-
-Mar. (_curtly_). No, thank you, Mr. Mottram. (_Trying to pass him._)
-
-Fred, (_with a stronger note of seriousness_). No, you're not going till
-I let you. The mater's made it hard enough. That's the worst of women.
-They won't be sportsmen. Mind you, I'm not blaming her. Swop positions
-and you'd do it yourself. But you've lost your job. That's an idiotic
-thing to do now. As if any footling politics were worth a tinker's cuss!
-
-Mar. Why are you keeping me here?
-
-Fred. I'm telling you, aren't I?
-
-Mar. It wasn't very lucid.
-
-Fred. What are you going to do for a living?
-
-Mar. That isn't your business, Mr. Mottram.
-
-Fred, (_seriously_). Look here, I'm not a woman eater. I'm a cheerful
-soul, and I hate to see people in distress. The mater's got you down.
-Foul blow, too. Hitting below the belt, to sack you without a character.
-What are you going to do about it, Miss Shaweross?
-
-Mar. I don't know yet.
-
-Fred. Let me talk to some Johnnie at the Club, and make him take you
-into his office.
-
-Mar. Why should you? And do you think anybody will have me without a
-character?
-
-Fred. I'll fix that all right. Only it'll be an office.
-
-Mar. I can typewrite.
-
-Fred. By Jove! What a brainy chap you are.
-
-Mar. I don't know why you're doing this, but I'll work my fingers to the
-bone if you can get me work where they'll not mind my principles.
-
-Fred. You can be a Particular Baptist, or a Neo-Confucian for all this
-Johnnie _'_ull care.
-
-Mar. Are you sure he's the same man in his office as in his Club?
-
-Fred. Oh, don't wet blanket me. I'm only trying.
-
-Mar. I'm sorry, Mr. Mottram. Your friend will find me a hard worker.
-
-Fred. I say, you won't overdo that part of it, will you?
-
-Mar. What part?
-
-Fred. The working. Bad form to make the pace hotter than the regular
-rate.
-
-Mar. I thought offices were places for hard work.
-
-Fred. I dare say you're right. I expect that's why the office men I know
-spend so much time at the Club, out of work's way.
-
-Mar. Mr. Mottram, why are you doing this?
-
-Fred. Oh, I'm a starved creature. Being good keeps me warm.
-
-[_Enter Timson._
-
-Timson. Mr. Garside.
-
-[_Peter enters. He has gained considerably in self-confidence, and enters
-rather defiantly. Exit Timson._
-
-Fred, (_stepping forward_). Good evening, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter (_seeing Margaret, and seeing red. Ignoring Fred._). You here!
-
-Mar. Lady Mottram sent for me.
-
-Peter. It's a very suspicious circumstance. I find you here in the
-enemy's camp, looking confused, guilty. You'd better explain yourself.
-
-Fred, (_offering hand again, emphatically_). Good evening, Mr. Garside.
-Why's it the enemy's camp, when mayors are neutral at elections?
-
-Peter (_carelessly, just touching his hand_). Oh, good evening. Sir
-Jasper is officially neutral, sir. But he is actually chairman of the
-Employers' Federation, and, as such, our bitterest enemy.
-
-Feed. By the way, you're here yourself, you know.
-
-Peter. I am paying an official visit to the Mayor. It's different
-with this lady. She works for me--ostentatiously. She's supposed to be
-addressing a meeting for me at this moment. Instead, I find her here,
-playing the traitor and betraying me to my political enemies.
-
-Fred. I always thought it wanted a lot of imagination to be a
-politician. Does yours often bolt like this?
-
-Peter. That's not very convincing. (_Brushing him aside._) Excuse me,
-Mr. Mottram. I must get to the bottom of this. (_To Margaret._) What
-have you to say for yourself?
-
-Mar. Nothing.
-
-Fred. Quite right, too. Some things are too silly to reply to.
-
-Peter. Then I shall draw my own conclusions.
-
-[_Peter is left, Freddie centre, and Margaret right._
-
-Fred. I'd advise you to draw _'_em mild. (_Turning to Margaret._) This
-isn't your lucky night, Miss Shaw-cross.
-
-Mar. It doesn't matter, Mr. Mottram.
-
-Fred. Yes, it does. If you won't tell Mr. Garside why you're here, I
-will.
-
-Mar. (_appealingly_). Please don't. (_Proudly._) My personal affairs are
-no concern of Mr. Garside's.
-
-Peter. And meantime let me tell you, sir, that your ardour to defend the
-lady only makes bad worse.
-
-Fred. Good Lord! I always said politicians were people who hadn't the
-brains to be frivolous, but I never knew they were quite so stupid. Why,
-man-----------
-
-[_Enter Lady Mottram and Gladys. Fred stops abruptly._
-
-Lady M. (_sweetly_). So pleased you've come, Mr. Gar-side.
-
-Peter (_quite sure of himself_). Good evening, Lady Mottram.
-
-Lady M. Mr. Garside, my daughter. (_Gladys meets Peter's eyes and bows;
-he starts perceptibly._) So sorry Sir Jasper isn't here to welcome you,
-but I hope my son's made you feel quite at home.
-
-Fred. We've talked like brothers.
-
-Lady M. (_realising Margaret's presence_). Miss Shaw-eross, I think I
-told you you could go. Will you ring, Freddie?
-
-Fred. I'll sec Miss Shaweross out.
-
-[_Lady Mottram shrugs, and turns virtuously away. Fred, opens door, and
-Margaret moves to it._
-
-Peter (_as she goes past_). Where are you going?
-
-Mar. I'm going to speak. I'm advertised to speak.
-
-Peter. For me?
-
-Mar. (_frigidly_). No, Socialism.
-
-Lady M. (_turning_). Then you will take the consequences.
-
-Mar. (_quietly_). Oh, yes. I'll take the consequences.
-
-[_Exeunt Margaret and Freddie._
-
-Lady M. (_sitting on Chesterfield and motioning Peter to sit by her.
-Gladys sits opposite_). Young men are so susceptible to a pretty face.
-Don't you think so, Mr. Garside? (_Quickly._) Oh, but of course you are
-serious-minded.
-
-Peter (_glancing at Gladys_). I'm not beauty-proof, Lady Mottram.
-
-Lady M. Ah, but real beauty is so rare.
-
-Peter. That's why it haunts me.
-
-Lady M. Is there a case in point?
-
-Peter. Yes.
-
-Lady M. (_insincerely_). How romantic! Do tell us about it, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter (_eyeing Gladys_). Shall I?
-
-Glad. Do please.
-
-Peter. It is romantic, Lady Mottram. I didn't think such beauty could be
-earthly. It came upon me just as I stood speaking at a street corner one
-night, a face on the outskirts of my audience. I was tired and it gave
-me strength. My voice was failing, but it rang out fresh again to reach
-those ears. I've seen it many times since then, that angel's face with
-a halo, always at the fringe of the crowd, always an inspiration, eyes
-that yearned to mine across the sea of caps and drew my very soul into
-my words. I thought it was a dream. Could the same clay that moulded me
-be shaped to this vision? Until to-night I didn't know such women could
-exist.
-
-Lady M. (_trying to appear interested_). It's a woman, then.
-
-Peter. Woman or goddess, she's alive. Yes.
-
-Lady M. She'd be flattered if she heard you now.
-
-Peter. I'm not flattering her.
-
-[_Re-enter Freddie._
-
-Fred. I've seen her off the premises.
-
-Lady M. Don't interrupt. Mr. Garside's telling us about a woman with a
-wonderful face who's been inspiring his speeches.
-
-Fred, (_sitting r.c._). Oh, yes? A face that launched a thousand
-speeches? Bit of a responsibility for any face.
-
-Lady M. And who is she, Mr. Garside?
-
-Peter. I didn't know.
-
-Glad. What a pity. She'll never know what she's been to you.
-
-Peter. I think she knows now, Miss Mottram.
-
-Fred. Fair Unknown inspires your speeches, your speeches inspire
-electors, electors elect you, and it'll be Garsidc, M.P., when it ought
-to be Fair Unknown, M.P.
-
-Peter. Only the electors haven't elected me yet.
-
-Fred. I hear they're going to.
-
-Peter (_confidently_). It's highly probable.
-
-Lady M. Do you know London, Mr. Garside?
-
-Peter. No, but I hope to shortly.
-
-Fred. You must let me show you round. You'll feel strange at first.
-
-Peter. I'm not afraid of London. If it's a case of London conquering me
-or me conquering London I know which will win.
-
-Fred. Going to be one of our conquerors, eh?
-
-Peter. I mean to try. I've got ambitions.
-
-Fred. Thank God, I haven't. A cosy club and a decent cigar are good
-enough for me. Please count me conquered in advance. (_Lolling easily in
-chair._)
-
-Lady M. But has a Labour member such opportunities of--er--conquering
-London, Mr. Garside?
-
-Peter. If he puts them to the right use. Yes--there's money in it.
-
-Fred, (_sitting up, interested_). Money? I'll be a Labour member. I like
-money.
-
-Peter. I don't say it's been done up to now. I'm going to do it, though.
-
-Fred. What's the recipe?
-
-Peter. Oh, you begin by journalism and lecture engagements.
-
-Fred. And that's the royal road to wealth? Mother, why wasn't I brought
-up to be a Labour member! This solves the problem of what shall we do
-with our sons. Only it's too like work for me.
-
-Glad. Freddie, don't chaff Mr. Garside. He isn't one of your frivolous
-Club companions.
-
-Peter. Oh, I haven't been through the half of an election campaign
-without toughening my epidermis, Miss Mottram. I'm not afraid of
-ridicule.
-
-Fred. You'll go far, Mr. Garside. The secret of success is to have no
-sense of humour.
-
-Glad. A lot you know about success.
-
-Fred. I know everything. I'm not successful and outsiders watch the
-game.
-
-Lady M. Children! Children!
-
-Peter. Oh, don't apologise, Lady Mottram. I know what family life is in
-upper-class households. I've read my Shaw.
-
-[_To their relief Timson enters._
-
-Lady M. What is it, Timson?
-
-Timson. Sir Jasper is asking for you on the telephone.
-
-Lady M. Excuse me, Mr. Garside. (_Rising._)
-
-Timson. And there's a man called for you, sir. (_To Peter._)
-
-Peter. For me?
-
-Glad. You go, Freddie. Tell him Mr. Garside wants to be left alone.
-
-Fred, (_nodding with understanding to Gladys_). All right. I'll deal
-with him. Don't disturb yourself, Mr. Garside.
-
-[_Lady Mottram goes out first, Fred, follows quickly to give Peter no
-chance to reply. Exit Timson._
-
-Peter. I ought to go, Miss Mottram. I've meetings to address.
-
-Glad. Oh, but you mustn't disappoint Sir Jasper. He'll be in soon.
-
-Peter. My time's precious.
-
-Glad. So are you--(_hastily_)--to your party, I mean. You'll break down
-if you overdo things.
-
-Peter (_consulting watch_). My conscience isn't easy.
-
-Glad, (_coldly_). Oh, don't let me detain you against your will.
-
-Peter. It's not against my will, only----
-
-Glad. Then won't you sit down?
-
-Peter (_deciding to stay, and sitting on Chesterfield_).
-
-Thank you. (_Stiffly._) Some day I hope to have the pleasure of asking
-you to sit in a room of mine like this one.
-
-Glad. You aim high, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. I mean to succeed. I feel I'm one of the men who do succeed. (_He
-doesn't boast, he states a conviction._)
-
-Glad. (_insincerely_). I'm sure you are.
-
-Peter (_ardently_). If you're sure, there's no doubt about it. I'm going
-to rise, Miss Mottram. I shall win fame, fortune---- Everything the
-heart of woman can desire will be mine to fling at the feet of my... my
-inspiration of the Midlandton election.
-
-Glad. Ah. Your mysterious vision!
-
-Peter (_leaning forward_). Is she a mystery to you? I thought you knew.
-
-Glad. Knew what?
-
-Peter. You see that inspiration every morning in your looking-glass.
-
-Glad, (_rising_). Mr. Garside!
-
-Peter. I thought you understood. (_He rises._)
-
-Glad. I understand you're being impertinent.
-
-Peter (_confidently_). That's because you're thinking of my past. Peter
-Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer with a home in a
-back street--a great gulf yawned between that Garside of the past and
-the daughter of Sir Jasper Mottram, four times Mayor of Midlandton.
-The gulf is narrower to-day. In a year or two it won't exist. I'm
-not impertinent, Miss Mottram. I'm being bold enough to look into the
-future... the future you've inspired.
-
-Glad. I ought to scold you, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. Why?
-
-Glad, (_lightly_). You appropriated me as your inspiration without
-leave.
-
-Peter. Didn't my eyes tell you across the crowd?
-
-Glad. Your eyes?
-
-Peter (_emphatically_). Yes, mine spoke and yours answered mine, not
-once but half a dozen times.
-
-Glad, (_freezing_). I'm afraid you're subject to delusions, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. You're afraid to tell the truth.
-
-Glad, (_fencing_). Truth's so miscellaneous, don't you think? It's a
-diamond with many facets.
-
-Peter. I'm not here to bandy epigrams. Truth is truth. You're afraid to
-own by mouth the truth you told me with your eyes.
-
-Glad. Don't you think you overrate the communicative capacity of eyes?
-
-Peter. I think you're playing with me now. I know you didn't play then.
-We had reality there in the street. I'll make you tell me yet you meant
-the things your eyes spoke to me.
-
-Glad. Make! This is strange language for a drawing-room, sir.
-
-Peter. I'm not talking to the drawing-room miss. She's a stranger to me.
-I'm talking to the real woman, the woman I knew outside there, stripped
-of the veil of lies you try to hide behind.
-
-Glad. But you don't know me. I never met you till to-night.
-
-Peter. I didn't know your name until to-night. What do names matter?
-Your eyes had blazed into my soul.
-
-[_The door opens violently, and Jones, wearing his hat, bursts in
-followed by Freddie, who is mildly protestant. Peter and Gladys rise._
-
-Jones (_crossing to centre_). What's the meaning of this, Garside?
-
-Fred (_following and tapping him on the bach_). I say, don't you even
-take your hat off in a lady's presence?
-
-Jones (_growlingly_). Ugh! (_But he takes his hat off._)
-
-Peter. How dare you force your way in here?
-
-Jones. I may well come. You're wanted outside.
-
-Meetings shouting themselves hoarse for you. Chances passing while you
-loll here in plutocratic luxury, idling in the gilded chambers of our
-enemies. Faugh! (_Kicking chair violently centre. Freddie picks up the
-cushion from it and offers it._)
-
-Fred. That's rather an expensive chair. Take it out of this if you must
-kick something.
-
-Peter. I am paying an official call authorised by my Committee on Sir
-Jasper Mottram.
-
-Jones. I don't sec Sir Jasper.
-
-Fred. I told this Johnnie you were busy. Tried to soothe the beggar, but
-he broke away.
-
-Jones (_to Peter_). Well, you'd better come at once.
-
-[_Peter wavers visibly when Gladys interposes._
-
-Glad. Mr. Garside is our guest.
-
-Jones (_more roughly still_). Come away.
-
-Peter (_his mind made up_). I shall do nothing of the sort.
-
-Jones. Don't you understand? It's imperative. They're calling for you.
-We've done our best, marking time, promising them every minute you'd
-come--and you don't come. It's serious. They're impatient. They don't
-want us others. They want you--(_sarcastically_)--silver-tongued
-Garside. We can't hold them much longer. There'll be a riot if you don't
-turn up.
-
-Peter (_lightly_). Oh, I'll come soon. Let them wait.
-
-Jones. They won't wait.
-
-Peter. They'll have to.
-
-Jones (_imperatively_). You're coming now with me.
-
-Peter. No. I'll follow you. (_Reassuringly._) It's all right, man. I
-shan't be long.
-
-Jones. I'll report you to the Committee if you don't come at once.
-
-Peter. You can report me to the devil. Get along now, that's a good
-chap. I'm busy.
-
-Jones (_very earnestly_). Garside, I warn you. You know what a crowd's
-like when it gets out of hand.
-
-Peter. I tell you I'm coming. The longer you stay the longer it'll be
-before I get there.
-
-Jones (_making his best effort and meaning it_). If you don't come with
-me you'll have no need to get there. I shall bring them here to you.
-
-Fred. Oh, but you can't do that you know.
-
-Jones. Can't I? You tell him to come or I'll show you if I can't.
-
-Peter (_impatiently_). In a minute.
-
-Jones (_inexorably_). Now!
-
-Peter. No.
-
-Jones (_turning abruptly_). Very well, then.
-
-[_Exit Jones, slamming door. Fred, opens it after a moment._
-
-Fred. I don't think the furniture's safe until he's out of the house.
-
-[_Exit Freddie._
-
-Glad. (_excited and utterly sincere_). It must be glorious to be wanted
-like that, Mr. Garside. Isn't it risky to deny them when they call for
-you?
-
-Peter. I can do what I like with them.
-
-Glad. Why didn't you go?
-
-Peter. You know why not.
-
-Glad. (_sitting on Chesterfield_). Do I?
-
-Peter (_standing centre_). Every night I can make myself the master of a
-mob. It's no new joy to me to feel I've got them there in the hollow of
-my hand. I can't speak with you every night. That's why I didn't go.
-
-Glad. But is it wise?
-
-Peter. Wise?
-
-Glad. You mustn't spoil your chances, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. I won't spoil my chances of speaking with you.
-
-Glad. But if the crowd makes a disturbance? That man's malicious. He'll
-stir them up to mischief.
-
-Peter. I can calm them with a word.
-
-Glad. What confidence you have!
-
-Peter. Yes. In the power you give me.
-
-Glad. You don't let me shuffle off responsibility.
-
-Peter. You wouldn't want to if you could forget that you're Miss Mottram
-and I'm a working man.
-
-[_Low murmurs as of a distant crowd off, approaching and growing louder
-as the scene proceeds. Gladys catches it at once, and is alarmed. Peter,
-if he hears at all, is inattentive._
-
-Glad. I really think you'd better go to them, Mr. Garside, before that
-man leads them here.
-
-Peter. Not long ago you were urging me to stay--to wait for Sir Jasper.
-
-Glad. Sir Jasper will be late.
-
-Peter. You said he'd be here soon.
-
-Glad, (_rising, exasperated_). Mr. Garside, will you go?
-
-Peter (_shaking his head_). You haven't told me what I want to know.
-
-Glad. What is it? I'll tell you anything if you'll only go-go.
-
-Peter (_calmly_). Did I read the meaning in your eyes aright? (_A slight
-pause._) Did I?
-
-Glad, (_nervously glancing towards window_). I don't know what you mean.
-
-Peter. You do know. You won't tell me.
-
-Glad. I can't.
-
-Peter (_sitting centre_). Then I'll stay here till you do.
-
-Glad. And hold me responsible if your ragamuffins wreck the house.
-
-Peter. You've only to speak, and I'll see they don't come near.
-
-[_A moment's silence, then Freddie enters briskly._
-
-Fred. I say, Mr. Garside, I'm afraid we must turn you out.
-
-Peter (_still sitting_). Oh, how's that?
-
-Fred. Your friend went off in no end of a rage. Said he'd bring your
-meeting here. Mohammed and the Mountain, don't you know? I really think
-you'd better go. We don't want to read the Riot Act.
-
-[_Gladys is at the window, peeping through blind._
-
-Peter. The matter's out of my hands, Mr. Mottram.
-
-Fred. Why? Surely you can head them off.
-
-Peter. Easily.
-
-Fred. (_irritated_). Well, I wish you'd go and do it.
-
-Glad, (_at window_). They're there. There's a crowd coming round the
-corner now.
-
-Fred. You'll have to look lively. Come on, man. (_Trying to make him
-move._)
-
-Peter (_to Gladys, who is standing left_). Well, Miss Mottram?
-
-Fred, (_impatiently_). Oh, never mind her. Get along sharp. (_He opens
-door._)
-
-Peter. I'm ready when Miss Mottram gives the word. I shall know what she
-means if she says "Yes."
-
-Glad. I can't.
-
-Peter (_sitting in chair_). Then I stay here.
-
-[_Shouts below are heard: "Garside!" "We want Garside!" "Where's that
-silver-tongue?"_
-
-Fred. Look here, this is getting beyond a joke.
-
-Peter. I'm only waiting for the word of command.
-
-Fred. Gladys, for God's sake say what he wants!
-
-Glad. No.
-
-[_Shouts more fiercely._
-
-Fred, (_helplessly irritable_). Where the devil are the police?
-
-[_Lady Mottram rushes in hysterically._
-
-Lady M. Mr. Garside, save us. Speak to them before they get violent.
-
-Peter (_coolly_). They're doing the speaking. (_Lady M. cries out
-inarticulately._) I'm waiting for Miss Mottram.
-
-Lady M. For Gladys? (_Top pane of the window is broken by a stone which
-falls between blind and window. Almost shrieking._) What's that?
-
-Peter. The voice of the people.
-
-Fred. They've a nasty way of talking. This looks serious. (_Crosses,
-picks up and quickly pockets the stone, which is a large one._)
-
-Lady M. Is it a big one?
-
-Fred. (_nonchalantly_). Size of a piece of wood.
-
-Glad. Very well, then. Yes.
-
-Peter (_rising briskly_). That's what I wanted. (_Crosses as if to open
-door, comes round to window, runs blind up, and steps out to balcony._)
-
-Glad, (_as he is at window_). I didn't mean it.
-
-Peter. You said it. (_He goes out, speaking as if to a crowd below._)
-Comrades, I'm here. (_Cheers off._) From the house of our Mayor, on whom
-I am calling as the people's candidate at this election----
-
-[_Fred, crosses and closes window. Faint murmur only is audible off._
-
-Fred. I can't stand this. He's spouting Socialism from our balcony.
-(_Angrily._) This is your fault, Gladys.
-
-Glad. I was told to keep him here.
-
-[_Lady Mottram has collapsed on the Chesterfield._
-
-Fred. Not with a mob howling for him outside.
-
-Glad. I didn't bring the mob.
-
-Lady M. What will Sir Jasper say?
-
-Fred, (_recovering his temper_). He'll not be fit to listen to. We're
-the laughing-stock of Midlandton. This _'_ull win Garside the election.
-He's using the balcony of the Chairman of the Employers' Federation for
-his platform, and we've let him do it.
-
-Glad. We tried to trick him and he's turned the tables on us. That's
-all.
-
-Fred. Clever beast. (_Laughter off._)
-
-Lady M. Listen to the cheering!
-
-Fred. Oh, he's popular, only that's not cheering. It's laughter.
-
-Lady M. What are they laughing at?
-
-Fred. At us, _ma petite mère_, at us.
-
-Lady M. (_standing, with extreme dignity_). They wouldn't dare!
-
-[_Loud burst of laughter._
-
-
-CURTAIN
-
-
-
-
-ACT III.
-
-
-
-_Peter's rooms in the Temple. Door extreme right centre, with the
-passage beyond visible with telephone on its wall when the door is open.
-Door left. Fireplace centre, with low fire shining dully in the darkened
-room. Bookcase right. Below it, table with inkstand. Blue books, etc.,
-and revolving chair. Arm-chairs, left and right of fireplace. Sofa
-left, between fireplace and door. Heavy carpet. The whole appointments
-indicate comfort and taste, as understood in Tottenham Court Road: there
-is nothing individual about them._
-
-_As the curtain rises the room is in darkness, except for the glow from
-the fire, and the telephone bell right is ringing. After a moment's
-pause the outside door opens; then Peter in a lounge suit, overcoat,
-and bowler hat opens the door right and turns on the electric light. He
-speaks as he looks off right. His self-confidence has increased. He is,
-in fact, coarsened and even brazen at times._
-
-*****
-
-Peter. Come in here. (_Freddie and Gladys follow him in. Peter stands
-by door._) Make yourselves at home for two minutes. That's my telephone
-ringing like mad.
-
-[_Exit Peter hurriedly, closing the door. Bell ceases ringing. Gladys is
-in winter costume with furs. Freddie, in heavy overcoat with hat in hand
-and a cane which he swings as he stands centre, surveying the room in
-astonishment._
-
-Fred. By Jove! By Jove!
-
-Glad. (_standing off_). What's the matter?
-
-Fred. Does himself all right.
-
-Glad. What did you expect?
-
-Fred. I didn't expect this.
-
-Glad. Was that why you didn't want to come in?
-
-Fred. I didn't want to come because I've to meet Charlie Beversham at
-the hotel in half an hour.
-
-Glad. Well, you can meet him.
-
-Fred. Not if we stay here long.
-
-Glad. You needn't stay here.
-
-Fred. Oh? And what about you?
-
-Glad. I'll stay.
-
-Fred. Hang it, you can't do that.
-
-Glad. No. You'd rather I wasted another evening sitting with the frumps
-in the hotel drawing-room while you discuss odds with your sporting
-friend in the bar till it's too late to go anywhere. I'm having no more
-nights in a refrigerator, thank you.
-
-Fred. It's not the thing to leave you here. You'll only be in Garside's
-way. He'll be going to the House.
-
-Glad. Then he'll leave me at the hotel as he goes.
-
-Fred. You know the mater only let you loose in London because I promised
-to look after you. (_Good-naturedly perplexed._) You're a ghastly
-responsibility. Why on earth do you want to stay with Garside?
-
-Glad. Garside's amusing and the hotel isn't.
-
-Fred. I simply must sec Beversham. It means money to me.
-
-Glad. Don't let me stand in your way.
-
-Fred, (_giving way_). Well, I do like to be generous. It's the only
-thing that keeps my blood at normal temperature----
-
-Peter (_off right, at telephone_). I shall shout. You may be the whip,
-but you'll not whip me. Important division? I know that as well as you
-do. No, I shan't be there. Promised? Of course I promised. I started to
-come. How did I know I was going to be indisposed in the Strand?
-
-Fred, (_whistling_). Whew! I wouldn't mind betting you're the
-indisposition, Gladys.
-
-Peter (_off_). Yes. I'm far too ill to turn out. What? No, I'm not too
-ill to shout. Good night. (_Opens door and enters without his hat and
-overcoat._) Oh, do sit down, Miss Mottram. So sorry I'd to leave you.
-(_Pulls left armchair before fire and pokes it._) I'll make the fire up.
-It's a cold night. (_Gladys sits._)
-
-Fred. Comfortable enough in here, Garside. You've snug quarters.
-
-Peter (_failing to conceal his pride in his room_). It's a beginning.
-(_Rising from fire._) One moment. (_Goes off left quickly, and is heard
-as he exits, saying:_) Mother, you let that fire go low.
-
-Mrs. G. (_off left_). I thought you'd gone out.
-
-Fred. Oh, if he's got a mother on the premises that alters the case. I
-don't mind your staying now.
-
-[_Peter re-enters with Mrs. Garside in a neat black dress, spectacles
-on, and a "Daily Telegraph" in her hand. Mrs. Garside, though sharing
-Peter's prosperity, has now an habitually worried look and is vaguely
-pathetic. She enters embarrassed._
-
-Peter (_off-handedly, treating his mother without ceremony_). Mr.
-Mottram, Miss Mottram--my mother.
-
-[_Freddie bows. Gladys advances and takes hands._
-
-Glad. How do you do, Mrs. Garside?
-
-Mrs. G. Nicely, thank you, miss.
-
-Peter (_peremptorily_). Why didn't you hear the telephone, mother? Were
-you asleep?
-
-Mrs. G. (_meekly_). Did it ring? I was reading the report of your speech
-at Battersea last night.
-
-Peter (_interested_). Oh! Where is it? I haven't had time to look at a
-paper to-day.
-
-Mrs. G. (_handing him the paper and pointing_). There, dear.
-
-Peter (_looking and speaking with satisfaction_). Two columns. Good.
-That's pretty near verbatim.
-
-Fred. Two columns in the "Telegraph"? You're getting on, Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_handing the paper from Peter to Fred._). And look at the
-headings!
-
-Fred. (_looking--awkwardly_). Er--yes--not very complimentary.
-
-Glad, (_curiously_). What are they?
-
-Fred. (_returning paper to Peter_). Tact never was my sister's strong
-point, Garside.
-
-Peter (_holding up the paper_). Oh, I don't mind this in the least.
-It means my blows are getting home. (_Reading the headings._) "The
-Demagogue again." "More Firebrand Oratory from the egregious Garside."
-(_Putting paper on table._) Spreading themselves, aren't they?
-
-Fred. Well, it's all right, so long as you don't mind.
-
-Peter. Oh, they'll need a big vocabulary to express their feelings
-before I'm done with them. I haven't started yet.
-
-Fred. Hope it'll keep fine for you. Afraid I must toddle, Garside. I've
-an appointment.
-
-Peter (_his face falling in deep disappointment_). Appointment! Oh,
-I did hope you'd both stay a bit. In fact, I--I put off an engagement
-while I was at the telephone.
-
-Fred, (_looking at Gladys_). Well--er--I might come back for my sister.
-
-Peter (_enthusiastically_). Splendid! Have something before you go?
-
-Fred (_surprised_). Eh?
-
-Peter (_taking his arm_). Just to keep the cold out. Next room.
-
-Fred, (_turning with him_). I'd an idea you were a teetotaller.
-
-Peter. I was a lot of things in Midlandton. In London I'm a man of the
-world.
-
-[_Exeunt Freddie and Peter, l._
-
-Glad, (_sitting on sofa_). You must find London a great change after
-Midlandton, Mrs. Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_sitting in left arm-chair, facing her--confidentially_). I
-haven't had an easy hour since Peter brought me. You wouldn't believe
-the prices they charge me in the shops if I want a chop or a bit of
-steak for Peter's tea. Dinner he calls it now, though how it can be
-dinner at seven of an evening I don't know. Thieves, that's what they
-are. Not shopkeepers. You mustn't mind me running on, I haven't a soul
-I know to talk to here. It's a pleasure to see you, I'm sure. And the
-streets! I'm feared for my life if I go out. I know I'll be knocked down
-and brought home dead. Eh, London's an awful place, but it's Peter's
-home now, and his home's mine.
-
-Glad. But you'll get used to it.
-
-Mus. G. I doubt I'll never get used to this. I'm too old to change, and
-Peter moves so fast. What's fit for him one day isn't good enough the
-next. The waste's enough to frighten you.
-
-Glad. You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_with conviction, dropping her querulous tone_). He's something
-to be proud of. I'm the mother of a great man. You can't open a
-newspaper without you see his name.
-
-Glad. I know that.
-
-Mrs. G. You've seen it?
-
-Glad. Often.
-
-Mus. G. (_rising and coming to table_). But not all. I've got them all
-here. I cut them out, reports of his speeches, and paste them in this
-book. (_Crosses to sofa with press-cutting book and sits by Gladys._)
-
-Glad. His speeches in Parliament?
-
-Mrs. G. (_with fine scorn_). Peter doesn't waste his words on
-Parliament. He goes direct to the people--addressing meetings up and
-down the country. (_Glowing with pride._) They fight to get him. Pity is
-he can't split himself in bits and be in six places at once. Two guineas
-a speech he gets--and expenses,--more sometimes. That's what they think
-of him, Miss Mottram. That's my son. (_Pointing to a heading in the
-hook._) Silver-tongued Garside. That's what they call him.
-
-Glad. Yes, I see. (_She turns a page._)
-
-Mrs. G. (_looking, bending round Gladys_). Oh, no, not that. I oughtn't
-to have pasted that in. It's an attack on him in one of our own papers.
-They call him something he didn't like.
-
-Glad, (_reading_). Platitudinous Peter.
-
-Mrs. G. It's all their spite.
-
-Glad. I suppose all politicians make enemies.
-
-Mrs. G. Oh, he's not afraid of his real enemies. The capitalists can
-call him what they like. They do, too, and the more the better, Peter
-says. But that's different. Mean things, attacking their own side.
-
-Glad, (_absently_). Yes. (_Putting book down._) And this is where he
-prepares his speeches. (_Crossing to table._)
-
-Mrs. G. (_rising with book and crossing, replacing it on table_). Yes.
-Those are his books.
-
-[_Gladys looks at titles._
-
-Glad. Why, this row's all dictionaries.
-
-Mrs. G. Peter says people like long words. He writes his article at that
-desk. Peter's printed in the paper every week.
-
-Glad. He's kept busy.
-
-Mrs. G. And he keeps me busy looking after him.
-
-Glad, (_sitting in the revolving chair and facing Mrs. Garside, standing
-centre_). Have you no help?
-
-Mrs. G. Me? Nay. I couldn't abide the thought of a strange woman doing
-_'_owt for Peter. I've cared for him all his life, and I'll go on caring
-for him until he's put another woman in my place. Peter's wife won't be
-of my class. It'll be my duty then to keep myself out of her sight, and
-a hard job I'll find it, too, but I was never one to shirk.
-
-Glad. Didn't I hear something about a girl in Midland-ton, who----
-
-Mrs. G. (_with conviction_). Don't you believe it, miss. She wasn't fit
-to clean his boots.
-
-Glad. And of course he's all London to choose from now.
-
-Mrs. G. London! He'll never wed a Londoner.
-
-Glad. No?
-
-Mrs. G. He's in love with a Midlandton young lady. Calls her his
-inspiration and I don't know what. But I tell you this, miss, I don't
-care who, she is, she'll be doing well for herself when she marries my
-Peter.
-
-Glad. You think she will marry him, then?
-
-Mrs. G. I'd like to see the woman who'd refuse him when he asks her.
-
-[_Re-enter, left, Fred, and Peter. Fred, addressing Peter._
-
-Fred. Yes. I'll come back. I say, Garside, before I go, congratters, and
-all that sort of thing, you know.
-
-Peter (_the pair have emerged very friendly_). Congratulations?
-
-Fred. (_sweeping his hat round_). On all this.
-
-Peter (_still puzzled_). This?
-
-Fred. This jolly little place, and so on.
-
-Peter. Oh, that's nothing. Part of the game, my boy.
-
-Fred. It's a profitable game when you can run to this after six months
-of it.
-
-Peter. It doesn't afford it. Did you ever hear of the hire system? A man
-who means to be a big success simply must have a decent address and be
-on the telephone. People won't believe in you if you're content to hide
-yourself up a mean street.
-
-Fred. But you _are_ a big success, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. Oh, I've not arrived yet. I'm ambitious.
-
-Fred. I like your pluck. Give me a quiet life and a thousand a year paid
-quarterly by the Bank of England. Security's my mark.
-
-Peter. I'm betting on a certainty when I put money on myself.
-
-Fred. I'm such a thrifty soul. I never risk more than 10 per cent of my
-income on certainties. That reminds me. Beversham. I must fly. See you
-later. (_Reaches door right._) About half an hour, Gladys.
-
-[_Peter goes out with him, is heard closing outer door, and returns
-immediately, closing door. Mrs. Gar-side yawns ostentatiously._
-
-Glad. (_more with an air of saying something than meaning anything_).
-Strange that we should meet in the Strand by accident, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter (_who has paid for the moment more attention to Mrs. Garside than
-to Gladys, speaking jerkily_). You call it accident? I call it Fate.
-(_Mrs. Garside executes another palpably diplomatic yawn._) You're
-tired, mother.
-
-Mrs. G. Yes.
-
-Peter. I'm sure Miss Mottram will excuse you.
-
-Mrs. G. Then I think I'll go to my bed. I'm an early bird. Good night,
-Miss Mottram.
-
-Glad, (_after a moment's twinge of conscience, accepting Mrs. Garside's
-hand_). Good night, Mrs. Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_to Peter, who opens right door_). I'll put your supper out.
-You'll only have your cocoa to make.
-
-[_Peter tries not to look angry at the intrusion of domestic details.
-Exit Mrs. Garside. Peter closes the door and stands by it. Gladys is
-still in the revolving chair with her back to the table._
-
-Peter. Yes. Fate didn't mean us two to miss each other.
-
-Glad, (_lightly_). Do you believe in Fate?
-
-Peter. I believe in mine. I know I was born under a lucky star. I've a
-genius for overcoming obstacles, no matter what they are, Miss Mottram.
-I've the knack of getting what I want.
-
-Glad. Don't you find continuous success monotonous?
-
-Peter (_smiling_). They're such precious small successes. I'm on the
-foothills yet, and I've set myself a lot of peaks to climb, but already
-I'm in sight of the highest of them all. (_Looking at her hard._) Even
-from where I stand now I can glimpse the Mount Everest of my ambition.
-
-Glad. Happy man, to know what you want. Most of us poor creatures
-haven't the faintest idea what we want to do with our lives.
-
-Peter. I think better of you than that. You're not a bored society
-butterfly.
-
-Glad. Must one be in society to be bored? I am bored in Midlandton.
-
-Peter (_with the quickly acquired London attitude to the provinces_).
-Oh, Midlandton!
-
-Glad. We don't live in Midlandton. No one does. Midlandton! It sends a
-shiver up your baek like the tear of a sheet.
-
-Peter. I couldn't go back now.
-
-Glad. And I've given up hope of ever getting to London.
-
-Peter. Do you want to very much? (_Draws towards right arm-chair, and
-sits leaning forward towards her._)
-
-Glad, (_with deep conviction_). I feel sometimes I'd do anything on
-earth to live here. (_Smiling._) You see, I'd like to be a society
-butterfly. You can't understand that, I suppose.
-
-Peter. Why not?
-
-Glad. I thought you despised luxury.
-
-Peter. Oh dear no. I like good clothes and soft living.
-
-Glad. But you denounce them.
-
-Peter. What I denounce is luxury for the few and penury for the many. We
-want to level up, not level down.
-
-Glad. I've heard something like that before.
-
-Peter. Probably. It's not my business to be original. If I tried to be
-lofty I'd be talking above the heads of my audiences.
-
-Glad, (_puzzled_). I wonder how much is sincere!
-
-Peter. Sincere? I'm a professional advocate. I take a tiny grain of
-truth, dress it up in a pompous parade of rhetoric and deliver it in the
-manner of an oracle and the accent of a cheapjack. It's a question of
-making my points tell. Sincerity doesn't matter.
-
-Glad, (_rising_). If I turned myself into a human gramophone, I
-shouldn't boast about it, Mr. Garside. It's not _very_ creditable to
-live by fooling the public.
-
-Peter (_rising_). Creditable? If I fooled them from Fleet Street they'd
-make me a peer. The public likes to be fooled. They know I'm fooling
-them. They pay me to go on fooling them. Some men live by selling
-adulterated beer. I live by selling adulterated truth.
-
-Glad. And neither makes an honest livelihood.
-
-Peter. No, neither your father the brewer, nor I the demagogue. But I'm
-being frank with you, Miss Mottram. Between us two there's not to be
-pretence.
-
-Glad. Why am _I_ honoured with your confidences?
-
-Peter. Because you have a right to know. I do these things to make
-money. I want money because--because of the hope that was born in me
-when your eyes first met mine across the crowd in Midlandton.
-
-Glad, (_after a slight pause_). Mr. Garside, I--I think I ought to go.
-My brother only left me because he thought your mother would be here.
-
-Peter (_going towards door right_). Shall I bring her?
-
-Glad. She's gone to bed.
-
-Peter. I fancy I can find her if you tell me to.
-
-Glad. I'm sure I ought.
-
-Peter. I'm sure you always do what you ought, so----
-
-(_Putting his hand to the door-handle._)
-
-Glad. (_quickly_). Yes, I do--in Midlandton.
-
-Peter (_turning quickly from door_). And this is London. You're on
-holiday.
-
-Glad, (_checking him_). But not from my conscience, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. Oh, conscience is so much a matter of climate. A Midlandton
-conscience finds London air very relaxing.
-
-Glad, (_sitting slowly right as before_). I don't think you ought to
-disturb your mother, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter (_resuming his own chair, with conscious hypocrisy_). No. Old
-people need such a lot of sleep. So that's settled. Let me see. I was
-talking about myself, wasn't I?
-
-Glad. Yes. You seem to find the subject interesting.
-
-Peter. I'll talk about the weather if you prefer it.
-
-Glad. No. You can stick to your text.
-
-Peter. Thanks. But I wasn't talking about myself alone.
-
-Glad, (_reflectively_). I don't remember the exception. It was all
-yourself and the money you're going to make.
-
-Peter. The money. Yes. I'm making money, Miss Mottram, and I'm going to
-make more. Do you know why?
-
-Glad. Money's always useful, I suppose.
-
-Peter. Yes, even a little of it. But I shan't be satisfied with little.
-And I'm a fairly frugal man.
-
-Glad. You'll grow into a miser on the margin between your moderate wants
-and your colossal income.
-
-Peter. I might grow into a married man on that margin. It's to be a good
-margin, because I believe no man should ask his wife to accept a lower
-standard of living than she's been accustomed to.
-
-Glad. I didn't know Miss Shawcross lived so well.
-
-Peter (_rising, sternly_). It isn't a question of Miss Shaweross.
-
-Glad. I thought it was.
-
-Peter. So did I when I was a boy in Midlandton about a hundred years
-ago. I'm wiser now. Women of her class can't adapt themselves to changed
-circumstances. They're a drag on a man's career. You've seen Miss
-Shawcross?
-
-Glad. Yes.
-
-Peter. Well, you know the type. Good, plodding, conscientious,
-provincial girl, with about as much ambition as a potato. Marry her to a
-bank clerk and she'll be in her proper place. Picture her the wife of a
-Cabinet Minister, and--well, no, you can't. It's unthinkable.
-
-Glad. The wife of a what?
-
-Peter (_imperviously_). A Cabinet Minister.
-
-Glad. But you're not a Cabinet Minister.
-
-Peter (_quite seriously_). No, I'm young yet. What a man of my stamp
-wants is a wife who can help him to push his way, not one I'd be ashamed
-to show in society.
-
-Glad. I see. You're marrying into one of the big political families.
-
-Peter. No. I'm showing you how you can be done with Midlandton and get
-to London. You said you'd do anything for that.
-
-Glad. I meant anything in reason. Shall we change the subject?
-
-Peter. No.
-
-Gladys (_rising, curtly_). Then I must go back to the hotel.
-
-Peter. Your brother's coming for you. Meantime I ask you to remember the
-difference between the Peter Garside of six months ago and the Garside
-of to-day. I've bridged the gulf that lay between us. A man of genius
-can do things like that. I meant what I said, Miss Mottram. I didn't say
-it till you encouraged me.
-
-Glad. I have not encouraged you.
-
-Peter. You're here, you know. You let your brother go without you. You
-let my mother leave us alone. Isn't that encouragement?
-
-Glad. (_as cruelly as she can_). I stayed because I find you amusing.
-
-Peter. Yes. I dare say I am amusing. People in deadly earnest usually
-are.
-
-Glad, (_gently_). We'll forget what you said, Mr. Garside.
-
-Peter. No, we won't. I can't ask you to marry me yet because I am not
-rich. I'm merely prospering. But I ask you to wait. Give me a year--no,
-six months. I can offer you a home in London then. It won't be worthy
-of you, but we shan't stagnate. May I come to you in six months' time to
-get your answer to the question I haven't yet the right to ask?
-
-Glad. I don't know.
-
-Peter. No. Rut I know six months of Midlandton are longer than six years
-here. You badly want to live in London now. You'll want it worse then.
-Don't think of me as I was. That's buried. Think of me as I am and as
-I'm going to be. (_Electric bell rings right._) That's probably your
-brother.
-
-Glad (_half sorry, but on the whole relieved_). Yes. Don't keep him
-waiting.
-
-Peter (_moving right, and stopping_). Before I open the door won't you
-tell me what I want to know? It's all for you--all my ambitions. I only
-want position for you to grace it, money for you to spend. Give me six
-happy months of hope.
-
-Glad, (_with a low laugh_). Will hoping make you happy?
-
-Peter. Yes, if you tell me I may hope.
-
-Glad (_sincerely_). Then by all means hope.
-
-[_Bell rings again._
-
-Peter. That's all I want. (_He looks at her humbly. She extends her hand
-impulsively. Peter kisses it reverently._)
-
-Glad. You're very absurd. Now let my brother in.
-
-[_Peter crosses and opens door right, leaving it half open, as he goes
-through and opens outside door._
-
-Peter (_heard off right, in surprised voice_). Hullo!
-
-Ned. (_off right, less loudly_). Good evening.
-
-[_Peter appears outside door right, pulling it to him._
-
-Peter (_off_). Leave your coats here. Excuse me. I'll--I'll just close
-this door and keep the cold out till you're ready.
-
-[_He enters rapidly, opening the door as little as possible, and closing
-it quickly, putting his back to it. The manouvre is not, however,
-executed fast enough to prevent Jones peering over his shoulder as he
-enters._
-
-Peter (_standing against the door_). It's not your brother.
-
-Glad, (_dryly_). I gathered that. I'd better go without him.
-
-Peter (_agitated_). You can't. That's the only way out. They'd see you.
-
-Glad, (_surprised_). I don't mind.
-
-Peter. They mustn't.
-
-Glad. Why not? Who are they?
-
-Peter. Constituents.
-
-Glad, (_alarmed_). From Midlandton?
-
-Peter. Yes. Let them get a glimpse of you, and God only knows what tale
-will be over Midlandton.
-
-Glad, (_agreeing_). Yes. They mus'n't see me. On no account. (_She
-crosses to left, Peter nods approvingly._) Peter. My mother's there.
-I'll get rid of them quickly. Glad. Remember, I'm trusting you.
-
-[_Exit Gladys, left. Peter opens door right, and speaks off._
-
-Peter. Ready, comrades? Come in. (_Ned and Jones enter, dressed much as
-in Act I. Peter is genial._) How are you? Both well?
-
-Jones (_as they shake hands_). Yes, thanks. (_With slight emphasis._)
-Are you well?
-
-Peter. Quite well, thanks. Never better in my life. (_Ned and Jones
-exchange glances._) Sit down, comrades. It's good to see Midlandton
-faces again.
-
-[_Ned in arm-chair right, Jones left, Peter in revolving chair. Peter's
-attitude at first is the mixture of obsequiousness and patronage of an
-M.P. to influential supporters._
-
-Ned. I suppose you don't see many people from the old town here?
-
-Peter. You're the first I've seen since I came up.
-
-Ned. Ah!
-
-Peter. And what brings you to town? Pleasure, I suppose.
-
-Jones. Well----
-
-Peter. Yes, I know. London's a playground to you fellows. It's more like
-a battlefield to your hard-worked member.
-
-Jones (_firmly_). It's not exactly pleasure we're here for, Comrade
-Garside.
-
-Peter. Oh?
-
-Ned. More like business. We're a sort of a delegation.
-
-Peter. Delegates, eh? What's on? I don't remember any congress at the
-moment?
-
-Jones. We're on a special mission.
-
-Peter (_obviously forcing an appearance of interest_). Now, that's very
-interesting. May I ask the object of this mission?
-
-Jones (_grimly_). You're the object.
-
-Peter. I?
-
-Ned. Yes. We've a crow to pluck with you, my lad.
-
-Peter (_not yet greatly concerned_). Oh? Something you want to discuss?
-
-Jones. Something we're going to discuss.
-
-Peter (_rising_). Well, suppose I meet you to-morrow morning. Come here
-at--yes--at eleven, and I'll give you an hour with pleasure.
-
-Ned (_shaking his head_). You'll give us an hour, or as long as we want,
-now.
-
-Peter. Really, I'm afraid I can't. (_Involuntarily glancing left._) I'm
-busy to-night. I'll see you to-morrow.
-
-Jones. We shan't be here to-morrow. We've to go back by the midnight
-train. We've our livings to earn.
-
-Peter. Well, look here, eome back in an hour or so, and I'll see you
-then.
-
-Jones (_commandingly_). You'll see us now. Your time's ours, we pay for
-it.
-
-Peter. You haven't bought me, you know. You pay me to represent your
-interests at Westminster.
-
-Jones. Then why aren't you there representing them to-night?
-
-Peter (_irritably_). I've told you I'm busy.
-
-Jones. Busy with what?
-
-Peter. Mind your own business.
-
-Ned (_quietly_). It is our business. We've a right to know why you're
-neglecting your duty.
-
-Peter (_hotly_). I don't neglect my duty.
-
-Ned. What's on at the House to-night?
-
-Peter (_embarrassed_). Well----
-
-Ned (_inexorably_). What's on?
-
-Peter. The Right to Work Bill, I believe. (_Sitting again._)
-
-Ned. Yes. The Right to Work Bill. The cornerstone of the Labour policy.
-Any Labour member who's absent from to-night's division deserves
-drumming out of the party as a traitor to its cause.
-
-Peter. Oh, I'll be there for the division if you don't keep me here too
-long.
-
-Ned. The division's over. You're out of your place on the most important
-night of the session. You've missed your ehanee to speak. You've missed
-the division. You've not paired. Your vote's lost.
-
-Peter. It's not. The division can't take plaee so early.
-
-Jones. We've been to the House. We thought we'd find you there. Why
-weren't you there?
-
-Peter. I've told you I was busy.
-
-Ned. You told the Whip on the telephone you were ill--too ill to turn
-out. We were there when he rang you up. We eome here, and we find you
-well.
-
-Peter. I _am_ indisposed.
-
-Jones. Indisposed!
-
-Peter. I meant to go. I started out to go only I became ill on the way.
-
-Jones. You told us when you shook hands you'd never been better.
-
-Peter. Oh, I dare say. The usual figure of speech. I _am_ recovering.
-
-Jones. No. You spoke the truth then. You're lying now.
-
-Peter. Lying! This is too much. (_Rising._)
-
-Jones (_rising_). You'll like it less before we've finished. We're not
-in London losing a day's wages for our health. We've been called up to
-decide what's to be done with you.
-
-Peter (_angrily_). You'll decide what's to be done with me. You!
-
-Jones (_firmly_). We have decided.
-
-Ned (_still sitting_). They've been showing us your record at the Whip's
-office. You ignore them. You go to the House when you think you will.
-You refuse to submit to discipline.
-
-Peter. I serve the cause in my own way. (_He is consciously on his
-defence now._) It's a better way than listening to dry-as-dust debates
-and tramping endless miles through the division lobbies. I'm getting
-at the people. I'm carrying the fiery sword of revolutionary Socialism
-through the length and breadth of the land. I'm the harbinger of the new
-age. Wherever I go I leave behind me an awakened people, stirred from
-their lethargy and indolent acceptance of things as they are, fired with
-new hopes of the coming dispensation, eager to throw off the yoke and
-strike their blow for freedom, justice, and the social revolution.
-That's my work, comrades, not wasting my energy, my gift of oratory on
-the canting hypocrites at Westminster, but keeping them fresh for
-the honest man outside. I'm going to quarter England, town by town,
-until----
-
-Ned (_rising, and putting his hand on Peter's arm, shaking his head_).
-It won't do, Garsidc.
-
-Jones. You needn't wag that silver tongue at us. You're found out.
-
-Peter. Found out! You can't find out a man you're incapable of
-understanding. You can't drive genius with a bearing rein. I'm a man of
-genius, and you're angry because I can't be a cog in the parliamentary
-machine.
-
-Ned (_quietly_). Whatever you are, you're paid to be a cog.
-
-Peter. If I'm to do my great work for the cause I must live somehow. The
-labourer is worthy of his hire.
-
-Jones. You're hired twice over. You get lecture fees when you ought to
-be in the House. You make local secretaries compete for your lectures to
-force your price up. You've got swelled head till you think you can do
-as you like.
-
-Peter. I won't be dictated to by you.
-
-Ned. And yet we're your masters, you know.
-
-Peter. It's my nature to be a free lance. Routine would kill me. I've to
-work for the cause in my own way.
-
-Ned. We don't want free lances. We want workers. If you want to speak to
-the people aren't your week-ends and vacations good enough?
-
-Peter. A hundred days to every week are not enough.
-
-Ned. We sent you to Parliament to obey the Party Whips and be governed
-by older and wiser heads than yours.
-
-Peter. Nelson won battles by disobeying orders. If you didn't want
-independence you shouldn't have chosen me.
-
-Jones. We see that now. You'd ceased to be representative of the
-Midlandton working classes before we chose you for our candidate. You
-_were_ a B.A. You're still less able to represent us now when you make
-as much in a month as your average constituent does in a year. We'll
-have a better man next time.
-
-Peter. Yes. You find an ignorant, dense average specimen of the British
-workman without a soul above thirty shillings a week, and he'll just
-about represent the ideas and ambitions of the Midlandton mob.
-
-Jones. Yes, he'll represent us better than you.
-
-Peter. Then God help representative government! You'd better be careful.
-My personal popularity's your finest platform asset.
-
-Ned. Well, it's an asset we can do without. Put it that you're too
-brilliant for us.
-
-Peter. Oh, it's the old story. Genius and the Philistine. For two pins
-I'd resign my seat.
-
-Ned (_gravely_). We accept your resignation.
-
-Peter. What!
-
-Jones. We come here to demand it.
-
-Peter (_abject_). Comrades, you don't mean this! You wouldn't do a man
-out of his job.
-
-Jones (_curtly_). Oh, we're finding you a new job.
-
-Peter. What's that?
-
-Jones. The Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds.
-
-Peter (_slight pause_). I won't resign. You've tried and judged me in my
-absence. You haven't given me a chance to say a word in my own defence.
-
-Ned. You can talk till you're blue in the face without shifting facts.
-
-Peter (_growing increasingly hysterical_). The facts are that I'm a
-Member of the House of Commons for the term of this Parliament, and you
-can't force me to resign until I do it of my own free will. I'm still
-M.P. for Midlandton, if I've to sleep on the Embankment. I'll go to
-the House in rags. I'll be an M.P. still, M.P. for the outcast, the
-despised, the rejected, the human derelicts, victims of jealousy and
-injustice and all man's inhumanity to man.
-
-Jones (_contemptuously_). You're the victim of nothing but your own
-swelled head.
-
-Peter. I'm the victim of my own great nature. A nature that's cast in
-too large a mould to submit to pettifogging little rules. My life
-was the people's. I demanded nothing in return but a free hand and no
-interference. I've to do this mighty task in my own way.
-
-Jones. Yes. The way you found most profitable.
-
-Peter. I'm spending every penny I earn.
-
-Jones. Yes. I'll believe you for once. This place proves that. We sent
-you here to be our representative, not to be a bloody * gentleman. I
-know what your indisposition was that kept you from the House tonight.
-I saw its skirts when you opened the door. That's what we're paying for.
-For you to--faugh, you sicken me.
-
- * This word must be omitted in representation. It was
- censored by the Lord Chamberlain about two months before it
- was passed in Mr. Shaw's "Pygmalion.'
-
-Peter. You lie.
-
-Jones. I don't. I saw her.
-
-Peter (_deliberately_). There's no woman here except my mother.
-
-Ned (_solemnly_). Is that the truth, Peter? I also thought I saw a skirt
-that I'm sure your mother couldn't wear.
-
-Peter. It's the truth. Upon my word of honour it's the truth.
-
-Jones (_roughly_). I don't believe it.
-
-Ned (_protesting_). We have his word, Karl.
-
-Jones. The word of a convicted liar. He lied about his absence from the
-House. He's lying now.
-
-Peter (_with determination_). You'll take my word for it.
-
-[_Door bell rings r._
-
-Jones. Yes, if you'll let me see who's in that room.
-
-Peter. My mother's there.
-
-Jones. And no one else?
-
-Peter. Nobody.
-
-Jones. Then show us. Prove it.
-
-Ned. He's said enough, Karl. He's passed his word.
-
-Jones. I don't believe his word's worth that. (_Snapping fingers._) He's
-lying for a woman. (_Bitterly._) It's the code of a gentleman to lie for
-a woman.
-
-[_Door bell rings again._
-
-Peter. I can't help your disbelief.
-
-Jones. No, but you can open that door. (_Indicating left._)
-
-Peter (_his back to the door_). You'll take my word. (_Again the door
-bell rings, and Mrs. Garside enters left. Peter turns round on her,
-surprising her by his vehemence. Angrily._) What is it?
-
-[_The door remains open._
-
-Mrs. G. Someone's at the door. Didn't you hear the bell ring?
-
-Peter. Let it ring. Don't you see I've visitors?
-
-Ned (_coming forward like a friend_). Good evening, Mrs. Garside.
-
-Mrs. G. (_unheeding, troubled with Peter_). But it'll be Mr. Mottram
-eome baek for his sister.
-
-Jones. What?
-
-[_He crosses to look through the left door. Gladys enters, meeting
-Jones' eye._
-
-Glad. May I go through to my brother, Mr. Garside?
-
-Jones (_falling back_). Miss Mottram!
-
-[_Peter looks from one to the other like a caged animal._
-
-Ned (_with genuine feeling_). Lad, lad, do you lie for the sake of
-lying?
-
-Jones (_triumphantly, his voice ringing_). I think there'll be no
-dilliculty about that resignation now.
-
-Peter (_after a slight pause, tensely_). On one condition.
-
-Jones (_scornfully_). You're in a grand position for making conditions.
-
-Peter. Keep your mouths shut about Miss Mottram's presence here, and I
-place my resignation in the Speaker's hands to-morrow. (_Slight pause._)
-
-Ned. I accept.
-
-Jones (_disagreeing violently_). Well, I----
-
-Ned. _You_ accept.
-
-Jones. But------
-
-Ned. You have our promise, Garside, and you can take my word.
-
-[_Jones is silent and sullen._
-
-Glad, (_vaguely_). What!
-
-Peter (_hysterically_). You heard. I'm resigning my seat in the House
-of Commons. Humpty-dumpty had a great fall. (_Jones laughs aloud,
-Gladys smiles slightly, Peter almost screams._) Don't laugh. (_Suddenly
-self-pitying._) I don't know what I'm saying. (_With a flicker of the
-old pride._) But I was an M.P. once. You can't take that from me.
-(_Blundering blindly to door, left._) Oh, go, go, all of you. I want to
-be alone.
-
-[_The door bell has been steadily ringing. Peter goes off left, and
-bangs the door behind him._
-
-Glad. Will you let my brother in, Mrs. Garside?
-
-[_Mrs. Garside goes right, and opens door, goes through and lets Fred.
-in._
-
-Fred, (_to Gladys_). Thought you'd gone to sleep. (_Seeing Jones._)
-Hello! Our friend of the election.
-
-Glad, (_impatiently_). Never mind these men. Come away.
-
-Fred. Well, don't snap a fellow's head off. (_Ned and Jones quietly go
-out right._) Sorry I've been so long, only-----
-
-Glad. It doesn't matter. (_Raising her voice, looking left_). Mr.
-Garside's been an entertainment in himself.
-
-Fred, (_crossing_). Where is he? In there?
-
-Glad, (_crossing to right door_). Oh, will you come?
-
-Fred. Must do the decent by our Member, you know.
-
-Glad. He's not our Member, he's resigned.
-
-Fred. Good Lord! Why?
-
-Glad. Oh, can't you see we're not wanted here?
-
-Fred. (_crossing towards her_). All right. Don't get vicious. Nothing to
-lose your temper over, is it?
-
-Glad. I've lost more than my temper. I've lost a chance.... Oh, never
-mind. What's the next train for Midlandton?
-
-Fred. Train? What you want's some supper. We've two more days of town.
-
-Glad. Yes. We'll eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die. You're
-standing me champagne to-night, Freddie.
-
-[_She goes out right. Fred, looks after her, puzzled, crosses, and
-shakes Mrs. Garside's limp hand._
-
-Fred. Good night, Mrs. Garside.
-
-[_He follows Gladys. Mrs. Garside goes right, the outer door closes, she
-turns light off in the hall and re-enters, closing the door behind her.
-Peter reenters left, composed._
-
-Peter. Have they all gone?
-
-Mrs. G. Yes. (_Pathetically puzzled._) What does it all mean, Peter?
-
-Peter. Mean? Ruin. My career's blasted. (_Sits at table, turning chair
-towards her._)
-
-Mrs. G. But why, Peter? I can't understand it. I----
-
-Peter. Why? Because I was too successful. Jealousy. That's it. They
-do nothing themselves, but they won't give young blood a chance.
-Mediocrity's their motto. They've no use for brains. So I'm kicked out.
-
-Mrs. G. Don't take on about it, deary. They'll find they can't do
-without you.
-
-Peter. You'd always faith, hadn't you, mother? (_Turning to table and
-putting his head on his hands._) But I've fallen like Lucifer, never to
-rise again.
-
-Mrs. G. (_struck with a new delightful thought, hesitating to utter
-it_). Peter, it means--it means----
-
-Peter (_not turning_). What?
-
-Mrs. G. (_standing centre_). Oh, I'm so glad.
-
-Peter (_leaping up angrily, and turning on her_). Glad!
-
-Mrs. G. I've been so unhappy here. I shall be glad to be in Midlandton
-again.
-
-Peter (_disgustedly_). Midlandton! (_Shuddering._) Those grimy streets
-reeking of poverty.
-
-Mrs. G. (_reproachfully_). Peter! Midlandton is home.
-
-[_She gives way a little. Peter stands centre._
-
-Peter. Yes. After all, why not? The wounded lion crawls to its lair to
-die. (_Pause, looking straight out._) I wonder. Am I a lion or only an
-ass braying in a lion's skin?
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT IV
-
-_Scene as Act I, except that the room has a bareness indicative of a
-recent removal. The bookcase is on the floor instead of being fastened
-to the wall, and no pictures are hung._
-
-_Mrs. Garside, dressed as Act I, sits dejectedly in the rocking-chair.
-A knock at the door, centre. Mrs. Garside sighs heavily, rouses herself
-slowly, crosses and opens door. Denis O'Callagan is on the doorstep. The
-blind is drawn. One incandescent light._
-
-*****
-
-O'Cal. May I come in, Mrs. Garside?
-
-Mrs. G. And welcome, Mr. O'Callagan.
-
-[_He enters. She closes door._
-
-O'Cal. (_coming centre, in front of table, glancing upwards_). Still the
-same?
-
-Mrs. G. (_standing centre, gloomily_). Oh, yes. He doesn't seem to care
-for anything.
-
-O'Cal. I can hear him moving about upstairs.
-
-Mrs. G. (_sitting left of table, as if too weary to stand_). I never
-hear anything else. It's driving me mad. Up and down, up and down, all
-day long, and all night too, till he drops because he's too tired to put
-one foot before the other. It's like a wild beast in a cage.
-
-O'Cal. You've not got him to go out yet?
-
-Mrs. G. Nor look like doing till he's carried out feet foremost. He says
-he'll never show his face in Midlandton again. I've done all the work.
-Getting the furniture out of store and everything. Peter didn't raise a
-hand.
-
-O'Cal. You dropped lucky finding the old house empty.
-
-Mrs. G. I don't know if I did. It reminds him. Won't take his food now.
-That's the latest. Not that I've much to give him. Heaven knows where
-it'll end. We with no money coming in and nearly every penny as we had
-gone to pay his debts in London and fetch us here. Workhouse next, I
-reckon.
-
-O'Cal. (_patting her shoulder encouragingly_). Let you not be talking
-like that, Mrs. Garside. There's no call to despair. Peter's got to be
-roused.
-
-Mrs. G. Haven't we tried and failed? If you fancy you know the way to do
-it I'll be obliged by your telling me.
-
-O'Cal. Oh, we've not tried them all yet.
-
-Mrs. G. (_vigorously_). Then for God's sake go up to him and try.
-
-O'Cal. (_without moving_). Sure he's not himself at all.
-
-Mrs. G. (_rising, with more force in her voice_). Denis O'Callagan, if
-you've a plan to rouse my poor boy I've told you to go upstairs and try
-it on him. If you've come to stand there like a log and tell me what
-I've known this week and more, there's my door, and the sooner you put
-your ugly face outside it the better you'll please me.
-
-O'Cal. (_giving way a little_). I come to tell you of the cure we will
-be putting on him. I'm thinking it won't be to your taste and you short
-tempered with your trouble.
-
-Mrs. G. Do you think I care what it is so it puts an end to this?
-
-O'Cal. Is that the truth you're telling me?
-
-Mrs. G. Truth! Bless the man. I'm at the bitter end.
-
-O'Cal. (_briskly_). Then I'll be stepping out and bringing out my cure.
-I didn't fetch her in because I knew you quarrelled with her. (_He
-reaches the door and puts his hand to the latch._)
-
-Mrs. G. Stop! Do you mean Margaret Shaweross?
-
-O'Cal. Yes. (_He takes a step towards table. They speak across it._)
-
-Mrs. G. That woman doesn't cross my threshold.
-
-O'Cal. The sight of her _'_ull bring the life back into Peter.
-
-Mrs. G. No.
-
-O'Cal. You said you wouldn't care what I did.
-
-Mrs. G. I didn't know you meant her.
-
-O'Cal. (_coming round table_). No, and you called me all the names you
-could lay your tongue to when I came in last week.
-
-Mrs. G. I thought you one of the lot that ruined Peter. I've told you
-I'm sorry for what I said.
-
-O'Cal. Yes. You see it now. Why won't you see Miss Shaweross is a friend
-as well?
-
-Mrs. G. (_sullenly_). She's a woman.
-
-O'Cal. And can't you be mistaken about a woman just as much as a man?
-
-Mrs. G. She never did Peter any good. She always thought too little of
-him.
-
-O'Cal. (_pleadingly_). Give her a chance, Mrs. Garside, she loves him.
-
-Mrs. G. She'd a queer way of showing it, then.
-
-O'Cal. She loves him.
-
-Mrs. G. (_hotly_). And don't I love him? If love's all he wants to put
-him right, won't his mother----
-
-O'Cal. There's different kinds of love. Let her try hers.
-
-Mrs. G. (_grimly_). Yes. Let her try.
-
-O'Cal. (_moving eagerly_). May I?
-
-Mrs. G. Bring her in.
-
-[_O'Callagan goes to door, then turns suddenly suspicious._
-
-O'Cal. You're not going to be rude to her?
-
-Mrs. G. I'm going to give her her chance fair and square. Loves him,
-does she? We'll see if her love's good enough to do what my love can't,
-and I'll own I'm wrong about her. She'll get no second chance.
-
-O'Cal. She'll need none, neither.
-
-Mrs. G. Well, we'll see. Open the door and call her in.
-
-[_O'Callagan opens door and calls off._
-
-O'Cal. Will you come in, Miss Shawcross?
-
-[_Enter Margaret in a plain winter costume with a cheap fur round her
-neck._
-
-O'Cal. (_in her ear as she passes him_). It's all right.
-
-[_He closes door, Margaret crosses to Mrs. Garside._
-
-Mar. (_anxiously--waiving ceremony_). How is he, Mrs. Garside?
-
-Mrs. G. (_turning from her to O'Callagan_). Bring him down, Denis,
-you know the way. (_O'Callagan crosses and exit r. Mrs. Garside
-faces Margaret._) We'll understand each other first. You're here on
-sufferance. I've let you in same as I would a doctor, because O'Callagan
-thinks there's a chance you'll cure Peter. We're strangers till you've
-done it.
-
-Mar. I understand. Thank you for letting me come. How is he?
-
-Mrs. G. He's like to die because he doesn't want to live.
-
-[_Enter r., O'Callagan and Peter, whose spectacular disarray is
-nicely calculated. Physically he appears normal, but his ruffled hair,
-cross-buttoned waistcoat unbuttoned collar and crooked black tie give
-the appearance of hopeless abandon. He enters wearily, forgetting
-himself for a moment on seeing Margaret and speaking vigorously._
-
-Peter. You here! (_Turns as if to go back, but O'Callagan closes the
-door quickly._) Why didn't you tell me, Denis?
-
-Mar. (_stepping forward_). Don't go. I've come to see you, Peter.
-
-Peter. I'm not on exhibition. What have you come for? To gloat over me,
-to see for yourself how well you prophesied when you told me I should
-fail. (_He turns his back on her, only to face O'Callagan._)
-
-O'Cal. I'm telling you you're not a failure. It's just a temporary check
-in your career you've had.
-
-Peter (_sullenly_). My career's ended.
-
-[_Mrs. Garside sits in the rocking-chair, aloof, watching._
-
-Mar. At twenty-six, Peter?
-
-Peter (_turning_). That's my tragedy. Waste. At twenty-six I'm looking
-backward on a closed account. The future's blank--all the brilliant
-fruitful years I might have lived.
-
-Mar. That you _will_ live, Peter.
-
-Peter (_sitting left of table, elbows on table and head in hands_). Oh,
-what's the use of that? I'm finished. Out, middle stump. And there's no
-second innings in life.
-
-O'Cal. Isn't there? Don't the people need you just as much as ever?
-
-Peter (_without turning to him_). The people have no use for broken
-idols, Denis.
-
-Mar. But _we_ need you, Peter.
-
-Peter (_looking up_). Who are we?
-
-Mar. Your own people.
-
-Peter. You! You never believed in me.
-
-Mar. I always thought you'd the wrong temperament for Parliament.
-
-Peter. You knew me for the rotten failure that I am. I congratulate you
-on your perspicacity.
-
-Mar. (_shaking her head_). I'm not proud of it. What do you propose to
-do?
-
-Peter. I don't propose to do anything. (_Resuming the hopeless
-attitude_). I've shot my bolt. I'm a man with a past, an ex-M.P.,
-ex-Everything.
-
-O'Cal. (_with conviction_). You're a blazing idiot.
-
-Peter. I quite agree.
-
-O'Cal. You're not. You know you're not. I'm only saying it to rouse you.
-
-Peter. You'll say nothing that I won't agree with.
-
-O'Cal. All right. You've a big future before you.
-
-Peter. I can't agree to that.
-
-O'Cal. You have. You're going to----
-
-Peter. I'm going to take it lying down, Denis, and that's all there is
-to it.
-
-Mar. That's a pretty mean thing to say, Peter.
-
-Peter. Oh, taunts don't sting me now. I've reached the further side of
-agony.
-
-Mar. (_sitting at table, centre, leaning on it very close to Peter, and
-speaking without a trace of sympathy_). Peter, don't you think you've
-made sufficient demonstration of your grief?
-
-Peter. Demonstration?
-
-Mar. We're all tremendously impressed. You've thoroughly alarmed
-us. That's what you wanted, wasn't it? (_Peter meets her eye
-questioningly._) To prove to yourself that after all you're still of
-consequence to somebody. It's quite true, Peter. We're not content to
-watch you sulk to death. You've made your big effect. For a week you've
-had the joy of fostering your wound, keeping it open for all the world
-to see how hardly you've been hit, but it's time you healed it now.
-
-Peter (_hiding his head on the table_). Misunderstood!
-
-Mar. Misunderstood? (_Rising and tapping the table._) Or found out,
-Peter? Which?
-
-Peter (_pitiably turning, still sitting, to Mrs. Garside_). Mother, you
-let these people in. Are you going to sit there and let them bully a
-sick man?
-
-Mar. (_admiringly_). That's a good pose, Peter. The great, strong,
-self-willed man brought down to crying to his mammie.
-
-Peter (_in an agonised shriek_). Mother!
-
-Mrs. G. (_firmly_). I'm not going to interfere. I promised Margaret her
-own way.
-
-Peter. But----
-
-Mrs. G. (_interrupting, dryly_). Besides, I think there may be something
-in it.
-
-[_Peter hides his face again with a deep "Oh!"_
-
-O'Cal. (_putting his hand on Peter's shoulder_). Be a man, Peter.
-
-Peter (_looking up at him_). Yes, it's all very well for you to talk.
-You with your beastly robust health. I'm an invalid.
-
-Mar. I assure you, you're not looking half so feeble as you did. You're
-improving under treatment.
-
-Peter. Then I must thrive on torture.
-
-Mar. Something's doing you good. You're not the woebegone catastrophe
-you were.
-
-Peter (_rising_). I won't tolerate this.
-
-Mar. You prefer to be a catastrophe, in fact?
-
-Peter (_moving right_). I want to be left alone. I'm going to my
-bedroom. You can't follow me there.
-
-Mar. Oh, you'll not escape that way. I don't in the least mind invading
-your bedroom. A doctor has privileges.
-
-Peter. All right. I'll go out, then. Mother, where's my hat?
-
-Mar. Splendid. Fresh air will do you good.
-
-Peter. I won't go out. They'll mock me in the streets.
-
-Mar. Then you prefer my medicine? I'll go on dosing you.
-
-Peter (_sitting centre, behind table, covering face_). I'll close my
-eyes and stop my ears.
-
-Mar. (_taking her hat off_). The night is young. (_She puts her hat on
-the bookcase and her fur on it._)
-
-Peter (_turning and watching her_). Oh! So it's to be a trial of
-strength, is it?
-
-Mar. Just as you like. As I'm strong and you're weak, I ought to win.
-
-Peter. We'll see if I'm weak.
-
-Mar. Of course, I've only your word for it.
-
-[_Margaret takes chair from wall, right, and puts it before fire._
-
-Peter. Weak as I am, I'm strong enough to tire you out. (_Folding his
-arms._)
-
-Mar. I don't go to work till nine in the morning. (_Sitting on her
-chair._) You don't mind my making myself comfortable for the night, Mrs.
-Garside?
-
-Mrs. G. I've told you I'm not interfering, Margaret. You can do as you
-like.
-
-Mar. Denis, go home. I want to be alone with Peter.
-
-Peter. Stay where you are, Denis. Don't leave me alone with her.
-
-O'Cal. Don't! But I will and sharp too, for it's wishing you a quick
-recovery I am, and the more you hate your medicine the better it is for
-you. Good night.
-
-[_Exit O'Callagan, l._
-
-Mar. Now, Peter, I'm going to talk to you.
-
-Mrs. G. I'll take myself out of your way. (_Going r._)
-
-Peter. Mother! You too! Haven't I a friend in the world?
-
-Mrs. G. You wouldn't listen to me. It's her turn how. Call me if you
-want me, Margaret.
-
-[_Exit Mrs. Garside, r._
-
-Peter (_sitting c., stopping his ears_). I shan't listen.
-
-Mar. (_sitting and making herself ostentatiously comfortable in the
-rocking-chair, poking fire_). Oh, take your time. I'm quite comfortable.
-(_She leans back humming "Home, Sweet Home"_)
-
-Peter (_unstopping his ears_). What?
-
-Mar. Oh, could you hear? You're such a bad listener as a rule. You much
-prefer to talk.
-
-Peter (_folding his arms_). My talking days are past. I'll be as mute as
-a fish. Go on. Say what you like. I'll stand it all.
-
-Mar. (_rising and looking down on him_). Peter, Peter, how young you
-are!
-
-Peter (_rising excitedly_). Young! I'm not young.
-
-Mar. I thought you were going to be silent.
-
-Peter (_walking up and down_). Young! As if youth had anything to do
-with arithmetic and the number of one's years. I'm old in suffering and
-experience. I'm an old, old man.
-
-Mar. (_standing c. against table, watching_). When you sow wild oats
-that old feeling is usually part of the crop.
-
-Peter (_hotly_). I haven't sown wild oats. I'm not that sort of man.
-(_Hesitating._) Unless you mean----
-
-Mar. I didn't, but I might have done.
-
-Peter (_sitting, sullenly_). I wish there were no such things as women
-in the world!
-
-Mar. The bi-sexual system has its disadvantages. But we'll forget Miss
-Mottram, Peter. That was a private indiscretion. You sowed your wild
-oats publicly in the fierce light that beats upon a politician. That was
-the arrogance of youth.
-
-Peter. I'm not so young as you.
-
-Mar. No. Youth is a gift we both possess. I don't intend to waste mine,
-Peter.
-
-Peter. No? Well, you've me before you as an awful warning. I'm a living
-cautionary tale. I'm---- O, what's the good of talking?
-
-Mar. Here's a change of front! You used to tell me talking was the
-finest thing you knew.
-
-Peter. Margaret, have you no reverence at all?
-
-Mar. For talking?
-
-Peter. For human suffering. You're mocking at my life's tragedy. You
-hummed a tune just now you must have known was agony to me. My home in
-Midlandton! It's like living in an ashpit.
-
-Mar. Oh, no, it's not, and if it is, the microbes can be happy in their
-insignificance.
-
-Peter (_solemnly_). I shall not know happiness again.
-
-Mar. Oh, need you keep it up with me, Peter?
-
-Peter (_surprised_). Keep what up?
-
-Mar. The pose. You've had your fun with us.
-
-Peter. Fun!
-
-Mar. You've brought us to your feet. We've all come: all of us who care.
-
-Peter. Care? What do you care for me? Why should you care for a broken
-man, a derelict, one of the legion of the lost, a rotten----
-
-Mar. (_vigorously_). Will you stop embroidering? Do you think I've come
-to listen to all the pretty phrases you've spent a week inventing about
-yourself?
-
-Peter. Heaven knows what you came for.
-
-Mar. You know as well as Heaven does.
-
-Peter. Do I? But it's---- So much has happened since. That's all so long
-ago.
-
-Mar. Less than a year, Peter.
-
-Peter. A year! What's a year! From poverty to Parliament, from
-Parliament to hell.
-
-Mar. Still spinning phrases, Peter.
-
-Peter (_sincerely_). I'm a pauper, Margaret. That's not a phrase, it's a
-fact.
-
-Mar. Is there no work to be done in the world?
-
-Peter. A man like me wants something else than bread to work for. I had
-a career once, it's gone today.
-
-Mar. Thank God, it is.
-
-Peter. Yes, if you like, thank God for it. It deserved to go. But
-nothing's left worth living for.
-
-Mar. I'll give you that.
-
-Peter. What?
-
-Mar. The object, Peter. Don't say again you don't know why I came.
-
-Peter. Yes, Margaret, I know.
-
-Mar. Why not admit it, then?
-
-Peter. Because I daren't. A man who's fallen as I fell deserves no
-second ehanee. I've been a silly fool, but it won't mend that to be a
-criminal fool.
-
-Mar. What do you mean by being a criminal fool?
-
-Peter. I might have acted as I meant to act when next I saw you.
-
-Mar. How did you mean to act?
-
-Peter. I meant to ask forgiveness on my knees for all the things I said
-to you. Up in my room I'd come to see it all, sec what a swine I'd been,
-how right you were, how much you knew me better than I knew myself. I
-thought in London that I'd met the worst. I thought my bitterest hour
-was past. But worst and bitterest of all was when I realised all that
-I'd done to you, all that that doing made me miss.
-
-Mar. (_hardly_). Then when I came you didn't do as you intended.
-
-Peter. Margaret, I saw you and I felt ashamed. It's one thing to decide
-within one's mind to do a thing, but quite another thing to do it in
-the flesh. I saw you, saw the suffering in your face and knew that I had
-caused it all. I felt ashamed to speak.
-
-Mar. Ashamed to ask forgiveness? Ashamed to carry out your plan?
-
-Peter. We weren't alone. There were others there.
-
-Mar. Just pride, in fact. You were too proud to ask. And when the others
-went?
-
-Peter. Oh, yes. Yes. Pride again. Then, too, until----
-
-Mar. Till when? You've not asked yet.
-
-Peter. Margaret, am I worth while forgiving?
-
-Mar. Peter, when your mother let me come, I came.
-
-Peter. Yes!
-
-Mar. So I thought it worth while.
-
-Peter. Margaret, you are so beautiful, and I----
-
-Mar. Listen to me, Peter. You tell me I am beautiful. You told me I am
-young. I am, but I'm a year older than I was twelve months ago. Twelve
-months ago, when you----
-
-Peter. Yes. I know.
-
-Mar. It's been a crowded year for you. (_Gesture from Peter._) Too
-crowded, yes, but there was glamour in it all. You've paid a price, but
-you've known the flavour of success. You've had your fun. I've spent
-my year in Midlandton--(_Peter shudders_)--a plaee where one can live,
-Peter. Oh, yes, one can. But I've been lonely here. A year's dropped
-from me sadly, slowly. I've kept myself alive and that, the daily round,
-is all my history, while you--well, never mind. The past is past. We're
-where we were a year ago, a little older, just a little less in love
-with life, but still we're here, Peter. You and I, just as we were
-before.
-
-Peter. Just as we were?
-
-Mar. Why not? Love understands. We're both a little scarred. We both
-need picking up and making whole. We need each other, Peter.
-
-Peter. You need me! Margaret, you're not just putting it that way
-because----
-
-Mar. Because it's true. We need each other badly.
-
-Peter (_taking her_). Margaret!
-
-Mar. So you will have me, Peter?
-
-Peter. I think I always loved you, Margaret. Throughout the madness of
-my pride, behind it all, I think I never quite forgot the great
-reality of you. I've been ambition's drunkard, but behind the mist of
-self-deluded dream, the light shone dimly though. London brought me no
-peace.
-
-Mar. I'll bring you peace.
-
-Peter. I think you will. (_From her._) Oh, but it's madness, madness,
-Margaret. What are we thinking of?
-
-Mar. Our happiness.
-
-Peter. Yes, for a moment we've been happy fools. Now I'm awake.
-
-Mar. And so?
-
-Peter. And so good-bye.
-
-Mar. Indeed?
-
-Peter. Oh, would to God, it needn't be. But here I am, an outcast,
-and----
-
-Mar. (_quickly_). No phrases, Peter.
-
-Peter. I'm a man without a job, Margaret. I can't keep myself, let alone
-anyone else.
-
-Mar. Have you tried?
-
-Peter. I've thought of ways. Scraps of journalism, perhaps. I might
-live that way for a time. I'm a notorious person. They'll take my stuff
-until--my--my escapade's forgotten. Then they'll drop me.
-
-Mar. Excellent reasons for not being a journalist.
-
-Peter. I'm fit for nothing else. I thought I had supporters, friends
-who'd rally round when the official party sent me to the rightabout.
-I've waited there a week. I have no friends.
-
-Mar. You don't need friends. You want an employer, and I thought you
-were a skilled mechanic.
-
-Peter. Yes. As a matter of fact I did have a vague idea of going in for
-aeroplanes.
-
-Mar. Oh, Peter, Peter, still the high flights!
-
-Peter (_earnestly_). There's money in it, Margaret.
-
-Mar. For the mechanic?
-
-Peter. I shouldn't be a mechanic long. A man of original mind like me is
-bound to be ahead of the crowd. I've to keep moving fast. I can't wait
-for the mob to catch me up. Yes, there's something in that aeroplane
-idea.
-
-Mar. There is. Fame. Applause. Incense. Everything that ruined you
-before.
-
-Peter. You can't be famous without risk.
-
-Mar. Why be famous?
-
-Peter. That's your doing. You wakened my ambitions. They're there now,
-ineradically fixed, and if they weren't there for myself, they would be
-there for you.
-
-Mar. For me? I don't want them, Peter. Fight them down. Be humble.
-
-Peter. I'm not built for humility.
-
-Mar. Drop your ambition, Peter. You will feel like Christian when he
-lost his pack.
-
-Peter. What do you want me to do?
-
-Mar. There is always room for you at your old place.
-
-Peter. Back to the mechanic's bench. In Midlandton, where everybody
-knows! That's humble pie with a vengeance.
-
-Mar. A new beginning, Peter.
-
-Peter. There's no such thing. In life, we pay.
-
-Mar. We'll pay together then.
-
-Peter. I can't go back.
-
-Mar. A man can do things for his woman, Peter, when he can't do them for
-himself.
-
-Peter. You want me to go back?
-
-Mar. Yes, Peter, back to the starting-place.
-
-Peter. It's a bitter pill.
-
-Mar. But won't you swallow it--for me? For my sake, Peter.
-
-Peter. Yes, Margaret, you've won. I'll go back if they'll have me.
-
-Mar. Thank you, Peter.
-
-Peter. Don't thank me, dear. It's----
-
-Mar. Why not? It means I'm going to have my heart's desire.
-
-Peter. What's that?
-
-Mar. Just you.
-
-Peter. Margaret!
-
-Mar. Yes, Peter.
-
-Peter. Are you happy?
-
-Mar. Yes.
-
-Peter. Yes? Only yes? When I'm almost afraid to be so happy, when----
-
-Mar. Yes, Peter, when you are down, you are very, very down, and when
-you're up you are up----
-
-Peter. That's the way with all geniuses. Oh, I forgot. I'm not a----
-
-Mar. Never mind. You're genius enough for me. Only, we'll stop telling
-other people about it, eh, Peter? Now let's go to your mother.
-
-[_They move r. together._
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
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-
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- <div style="height: 8em;">
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- <h1>
- GARSIDE'S CAREER
- </h1>
- <h3>
- A Comedy In Four Acts
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Harold Brighouse
- </h2>
- <h4>
- London: Constable And Company Ltd.
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1914
- </h3>
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- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0007.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- TO
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. N. MONKHOUSE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> GARSIDE'S CAREER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> ACT I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> ACT II </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> ACT III. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> ACT IV </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
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- <h1>
- GARSIDE'S CAREER
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- <hr />
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
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- <h2>
- ACT I
- </h2>
- <p>
- Interior of an artisan cottage. Door centre, leading direct to street,
- door right to house. Fireplace with kitchen range left. Table centre, with
- print cloth. Two plain chairs under it, one left, one centre, facing
- audience. Rocking-chair by fireplace. Two chairs against wall right, above
- door. Dresser right, below door. Small hanging bookcase on wall, left
- centre. Window right centre. On walls plainly framed photographs of
- Socialist leaders&mdash;Blatchford, Hyndman, Hardie. The time is 7.0 p.m.
- on a June evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>arside is a working-class woman of 50, greyhaired, slight, with red
- toil-worn hands and a face expressive of resignation marred by occasional
- petulance, dressed in a rough serge skirt, dark print blouse,
- elastic-sided boots, and a white apron. She sits in the rocking-chair,
- watching the cheap alarm-clock fretfully. Outside a boy is heard calling
- "Last Edishun." She rises hastily, feels on the mantelpiece for her purse,
- opens the door centre and buys a paper from the boy who appears through
- the doorway. She closes door, sits centre and spreads the paper on the
- table, rises again and gets spectacle-case from mantelpiece. She sits with
- spectacles on and rapidly goes through the paper seeking some particular
- item.
- </p>
- <p>
- The door centre opens and Margaret Shawcross enters. She is young, dark,
- with a face beautiful in expression rather than feature. It is the face of
- an idealist, one who would go through fire and water for the faith that is
- in her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She is a school teacher, speaking with an educated voice in a slightly
- apparent northern accent, dressed neatly and serviceably.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>arside turns eagerly as she enters and is disappointed on seeing
- Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. Gar</b>. Oh, it's you. I thought it might be&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>closing door, sympathetically</i>). Yes. But it's too early to
- expect Peter back yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with some truculence</i>). He'll not be long. He's always said
- he'd let his mother be the first to hear the news.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>gently</i>). You don't mind my being here to hear it with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising and putting spectacles back on mantelpiece, speaking
- ungraciously</i>). No, you've got a right to hear it too, Margaret. (<i>Margaret
- picks up paper.</i>) I can't find anything in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Peter said the results come out too late for the evening papers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He never told me. (<i>Margaret folds paper on table.</i>) I'm glad
- though. There's no one else <i>'</i>ull know a-front of me. He'll bring
- the good news home himself. He's coming now as fast as train and car <i>'</i>ull
- bring him. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes. He knows we're waiting here, we two who care for Peter more than
- anything on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>giving her a jealous glance</i>). I wish he'd come.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Try to be calm, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>irritably</i>). Calm? How can I be calm? I'm on edge till I
- know. (<i>Rocking her chair quickly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>trying to soothe her</i>). It isn't as if he can't try again if
- he's not through this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>confidently, keeping her chair still</i>). He'll have no need
- to try again. I've a son and his name this night is Peter Garside, b.a. I
- know he's through.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting in chair lift of table</i>). Then if you're sure&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes. I know I'm a fidget. I want to hear it from his own lips.
- He's worked so hard he can't fail. (<i>Accusingly.</i>) You don't believe
- me, Margaret. You're not sure of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>with elbows on table and head on hands</i>). I'm fearful of the
- odds against him&mdash;the chances that the others have and he hasn't. <i>Peter's</i>
- to work for his living. <i>They're</i> free to study all day long. (<i>Rising,
- enthusiastically.</i>) Oh, if he does it, what a triumph for our class.
- Peter Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer, keeping himself
- and you, and studying at night for his degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>dogmatically</i>). The odds don't count. I know Peter. Peter's
- good enough for any odds. You doubt him, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. I've seen him work. I've worked with him till he distanced me and
- left me far behind. He knows enough to pass, to pass above them all&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes, yes!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But examinations are a fearful hazard.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Not to Peter. He's fighting for his class, he's showing them he's
- the better man. He can work with his hands and they can't, and he can work
- with his brain as well as the best of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. He'll do it. It may not be this time, but he'll do it in the end.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>obstinately</i>). This time, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I do hope so.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking at the clock</i>). Do you think there's been a
- breakdown on the cars?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising anxiously</i>). He said seven, and it's after that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>trying to soothe her</i>). Not much.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>pacing about</i>). Why doesn't he come? (<i>Stopping short.</i>)
- Where do people go to find out if there's been an accident? It's the
- police station, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, there's no need&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter Garside bursts in through centre door and closes it behind him
- as he speaks. He is 23, cleanshaven, fair, sturdily built, with a large,
- loose mouth, strong jaw, and square face, dressed in a cheap tweed suit,
- wearing a red tie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>breathlessly</i>). I've done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>going to him; he puts his arm round her and pats her back,
- while she hides her face against his chest</i>). My boy, my boy!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've done it, mother. (<i>Looking proudly at Margaret.</i>) I'm an
- honours man of Midlandton University.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. First class, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. First Class. (<i>Gently disengaging himself from Mrs. Garside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing by his left, looking up at him</i>). I knew, I knew
- it, Peter. I had the faith in you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hanging his cap behind the door right, then coming back to
- centre. Margaret is standing on the hearthrug</i>). Ah, little mother,
- what a help that faith has been to me. I couldn't disappoint a faith like
- yours. I had to win. Mother, Margaret, I've done it. Done it. Oh, I think
- I'm not quite sane to-night. This room seems small all of a sudden. I want
- to leap, to dance, and I know I'd break my neck against the ceiling if I
- did. Peter Garside, b.a. (<i>Approaching Margaret.</i>) Margaret, tell me
- I deserve it. <i>You</i> know what it means to me. The height of my
- ambition. The crown, the goal, my target reached at last. Margaret, isn't
- it a great thing that I've done?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>taking both his hands</i>). A great thing, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, but I was lucky in my papers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, you just deserve it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>dropping her hands</i>). Up to the end I didn't know. I thought
- I'd failed. And here I'm through first class. I've beaten men I never
- hoped to equal. I've called myself a swollen-headed fool for dreaming to
- compete with them, and now&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Now you've justified my faith. I never doubted you&mdash;like
- Margaret did.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking from her to Margaret</i>). Margaret did?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I didn't dare to hope for this, Peter&mdash;at a first attempt.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>contemptuously</i>). She didn't dare. But I did. I dared,
- Peter, I knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>putting his arm over her shoulder</i>). Oh, mother, mother! But
- Margaret was right, if I hadn't had such luck in the papers I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>slipping from him and going to where her cape and bonnet hang
- on the door right</i>). It wasn't luck. Even Margaret said you deserved it
- all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Even Margaret! (<i>Seeing her putting cape on.</i>) You're not
- going out, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with determination</i>). Yes, I am. There's others besides
- Margaret doubted you. I'm going to tell them all. I'm going to be the
- first to spread the news. And won't it spread! Like murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret sits l.c.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, yes. It'll spread fast enough. They may know already.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>turning with her hand on the centre door latch</i>). How could
- they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. News travels fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. But you haven't told anyone else. Have you, Peter? (<i>Reproachfully.</i>)
- You said you'd let me be the first to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I met O'Callagan on his way to the Club. He asked me. I couldn't
- refuse to answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>energetically</i>). He'd no right to meet you. A dreamy
- wastrel like O'Callagan to know before your mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. He'll only tell the men at the Club, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>opening door</i>). And I'll tell the women. They're going to
- know the kind of son I've borne. I'm a proud woman this night, and all
- Belinda Street is going to know I've cause to be. (<i>Sniffing.</i>)
- O'Callagan indeed!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Mrs. Garside.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And now, Margaret? (<i>He stands centre behind table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>looking up and holding out her hand across table; she takes his,
- bending</i>). Oh, my dear, my dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Are you pleased with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Pleased!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Yes. We've done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You, not we. My hero.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We, Margaret, we. I'm no hero. I owe it all to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). You owe it to yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You inspired me. You helped me on. You kept me at it when my
- courage failed. When I wanted to slack you came and worked with me. It was
- your idea from the first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. My idea but your deed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre, behind table</i>). I've had dreams of this.
- Dreams of success. I never thought it would come. It was there on the
- horizon&mdash;a far-off nebulous dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>standing right</i>). It's a reality to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. It's a reality to day. I've done the task you set me. I've
- proved my class as good as theirs. That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I wanted you to win, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've won because you wanted it, because after I won I knew that you&mdash;&mdash;
- (<i>Rising.</i>) Has it been wearisome to wait, Margaret? I had the work,
- lectures, study. You had the tedious clays of teaching idiotic
- middle-class facts to idiotic middle-class children, and evenings when you
- ought to have had me and didn't because I couldn't lose a single precious
- moment's chance of study.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That's clean forgotten. To-night is worth it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. To-night, and the future, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>solemnly</i>). Yes, the future, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This night was always in my dreams. The night when I should come to
- you and say, Margaret Shawcross, this have I done for you, because you
- wanted it. Was it well done, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Nobly done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And the labourer is worthy of his hire? I ask for my reward.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>shaking her head</i>). I can give you no reward that's big
- enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can give the greatest prize on earth. We ought to have been
- married long ago. I've kept you waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That had to be. They won't have married women teachers at the
- Midlandton High School. I couldn't burden you until this fight was fought.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And now, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Now I'm ready&mdash;if&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. More if's?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A very little one. If you've money to keep us three. No going short
- for mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You trust me, don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>giving hand</i>). Yes, Peter, I trust you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>bursting with thoughts</i>). There's my journalism. This degree
- <i>'</i>ull give me a lift at that. I shall get lecture engagements too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>alarmed</i>). Peter, you didn't do it for that!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I did it for you. But I mean to enjoy the fruits of all this work.
- Public speaking's always been a joy to me. You don't know the glorious
- sensation of holding a crowd in the hollow of your hand, mastering it,
- doing what you like with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sadly</i>). I hoped you'd given up speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I haven't spoken lately because I'd other things to do. I haven't
- given it up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You did too much before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You don't know the fascination of the thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>bracing herself for a tussle</i>). I know the fascination's
- fatal. I saw it growing on you&mdash;this desire to speak, to be the
- master of a mob. I hoped I'd cured you of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Cured me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought I'd given you a higher aim.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And <i>that</i> was why you urged this study on me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret! Why? (<i>Backing from, her, and sitting centre during her
- speech.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I've seen men ruined by this itch to speak. You know them. Men we had
- great hopes of in the movement. Men we thought would be real leaders of
- the people. And they spoke, and spoke, and soon said all they had to say,
- became mere windbags trading on a reputation till people tired and turned
- to some new orator. Don't be one of these, Peter. You've solider grit than
- they. The itch to speak is like the itch to drink, except that it's
- cheaper to talk yourself tipsy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You ask a great thing of me, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting right</i>) What shall I see of you if you're out speaking
- every night? You pitied me just now because you had to close your door
- against me while you studied. I could bear that for the time. But this
- other thing, married and widowed at once, with you out at your work all
- day and away night after night&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But I shan't always be working in the daytime.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>alarmed</i>). Not work! Peter&mdash;they haven't dismissed you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, no. I'm safe if anyone is safe. No one is, of course, but I'm
- as safe as man can be. I'm a first-elass workman.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I know that, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So do they. They'll not sack me. I might sack them some day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But&mdash;how shall we live?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, not yet. I'm speaking of the future. Don't
- you see? I'm not content to be a workman all my life. I ought to make a
- living easily by writing and&mdash;and speaking if you'll let me. Then I
- could be with you all day long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>looking straight in front of her</i>). Have I set fire to this
- train?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You don't suppose a B.A. means to stick to manual labour all his
- life, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, dear! This wasn't my idea at all. I wanted you to win your degree
- for the honour of the thing, to show them what a working engineer could
- do. Cease to be a workman and you confess another, worse motive. It's as
- though you only passed to make a profit for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't help being ambitious. I wasn't till you set me on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. If you listened to me then, listen to me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>pushing his chair hack and rising</i>). I might have a career. (<i>Crossing
- to fireplace.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). And I might have a husband. I don't want to
- marry a career, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking into fire, his back to Margaret</i>). I've already got a
- local reputation as a speaker.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then make one as a writer. I know you can.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The other's easier.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's not like you to choose the easy path.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've worked so hard. I did think that now I might have some reward.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You've won your degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>acquiescent</i>). Oh, yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. And&mdash;I'm ready, Peter. (<i>Slight pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). Yes. You've conquered me. I'll fight ambition
- down. It shall be as you wish, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising and going to him</i>). Peter, oh, my dear, dear Peter! You
- make me feel I don't do right. Oh, but I know. I know. Speaking's so
- deadly dangerous.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I promise not to speak. I'll write. I'll stick to engineering, and
- we'll have our evenings.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You make me very happy, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. When are you going to make me happy, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. As soon as my lord pleases.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Your lord will be pleased in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside enters, centre.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, little mother, have you disseminated the intelligence?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret sits on rocking-chair.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>uncomprehendingly</i>). No. I've been telling folks about you.
- (<i>She takes off bonnet and cape and hangs them on door right.</i>) Some
- of <i>'</i>em's green with jealousy this night. They know I'm the mother
- of a great man now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So you were first, after all?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I meant being first. Who'd the better right to be? Me or a wild
- Irishman? (<i>Crossing to dresser and emptying on a plate the contents of
- a parcel she had brought in.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). And you've been killing the fatted calf for me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>literally</i>). Oh, did you want pressed veal? I've got ham.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't want veal. Food's not a bad idea, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking at Margaret</i>). No. Margaret might have thought of
- that and put the kettle on if she'd had her wits about her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). I'm sorry, Mrs. Garside. We've been talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'd some excuse. Peter's given us something to talk about.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Let me help now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We'll all help. I'll lay the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You don't stir a finger, my lad. Sit you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter sits with amused resignation in rocking-chair.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. B.A.s don't lay tables. Now, Margaret. (<i>Mrs. Garside takes
- white cloth from drawer in table and she and Margaret spread it. There is
- a knock at the door. Peter gets up. Mrs. Garside pushes him back into his
- chair</i>). I've told you to sit still. (<i>She crosses to door centre and
- opens it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>visible in doorway</i>). May we come in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>genially</i>). Yes. Come in, the lot of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The three who enter are working men in their evening clothes. Denis
- O'Callagan is 35, clean shaven, an enthusiastic impractical Irishman,
- small and dark. Karl Marx Jones is 30, wears a formally trimmed beard, is
- precise in utterance, doctrinaire in outlook, and practical in procedure.
- Ned Applegarth is a man of 50, his age carrying sober authority, very
- earnest in manner, grizzled moustache, grey hair, black cut-away coat and
- turn-down collar, a responsible leader deferred to willingly by
- O'Callagan, ungraciously by Jones. Ned, entering last, closes the door.
- Each, as he speaks, shakes Peter's hand.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>visible in doorway</i>). Aye. Let us come in, for it's a great
- night surely, and we fair bursting with the glory of the thing that's done
- this day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Comrade Garside, I offer my congratulations.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well done, youngster. (<i>Turning to Mrs. Garside.</i>) Mrs. Garside,
- you've a son to be proud of.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Do you think I don't know it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his demeanour unfeignedly modest</i>). Comrades, Mr. Applegarth,
- it's nothing. I tried my best, but if I hadn't been so lucky in my papers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>interrupting</i>). You've passed. The others were lucky, lucky
- in being men of leisure, sons of wealthy parents with nothing to do but
- study. Don't talk about your luck&mdash;(<i>bitterly</i>)&mdash;the luck
- of a wage slave. It's like winning a foot race with your ankles chained
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's the mighty brain of him that made him win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Comrades, don't give me praise. It wasn't I. Something not myself
- got hold of me and urged me on. Injustice! Tyranny! The consciousness of
- class. The knowledge that in the eyes of my well-to-do competitors I was
- an inferior animal. My hands are rough with toil, the toil they batten on,
- and so they mocked at me for daring to compete with them&mdash;a man with
- a trade. They know now what a working man can do with his brain. They
- laughed on the wrong side of their fat faces, when the list came out
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Bravo!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>sceptically</i>). Are they all such cads? I thought there were
- Socialists among them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Middle-class, kid-glove Socialists, Fabians.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>dryly</i>). You're a fine talker, lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>to Ned</i>). And a brave doer, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well, well, a good start's half the battle, and I'm not denying that
- a ready tongue's a useful gift.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's a dangerous one, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Aye, when it's by itself. Not when it's backed up by a knowledge of
- the principles of Karl Marx and used to expose fearlessly the gross
- fallacies of the capitalist professors of economics.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). Let's get to business. (<i>Jones is resentful.</i>)
- Mrs. Garside's making supper, and we don't want to keep her waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's all one. Food <i>'</i>ull be nobbut a fraud. We're too
- excited to eat this night. Sit you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Thank you, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside puts Ned in chair, centre. Peter and Margaret bring the
- chairs right down stage, putting one right, near table, the other left,
- Jones sits right. O'Callagan at table left, Peter on chair he brings left
- of O'Callagan, and Mrs. Garside presently takes rocking-chair. Margaret
- stands l.c. well away from the rest, as if trying to efface herself, after
- going off left and returning without her hat in a moment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sitting.</i>) Peter, I've said it before, and I say it again. You've
- made a good start, lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Thank you, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. A good start. And now, what comes next?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going left, and meeting Margaret as she reenters</i>). Next?
- This next, Mr. Applegarth. (<i>Taking her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>nodding</i>). So. I mind I'd heard. Well, marriage is a proper
- state. (<i>Jones shows signs of irritation.</i>) And you're a lucky chap
- to have Miss Shawcross for a bride. I don't say anything against marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>hotly</i>). Well, I do. Now and always. In a free state marriage&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>leaning across towards Jones, Peter and Margaret still standing
- behind near left door</i>). And have we got our free state yet? Let you
- wait to be talking of freedom and free-loving men and women till we've had
- our glorious revolution, and in the dawning of that day&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>leaping up, interrupting</i>). There must be pioneers. Some of
- <i>us</i> must set the example. (<i>Appealing to Peter and Margaret.</i>)
- Even at the price of martyrdom, of ostracism by coarse-minded oafs who
- cannot understand, I call on you, Miss Shawcross, to dispense with the
- worn-out form of marriage. Be free lovers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Comrade Jones, you're a married man yourself
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Jones sits dozen abruptly, silenced</i>), and we're here on business.
- And after you're married, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>murmuring disgustedly</i>). Married!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>lightly</i>). Oh, live happily ever afterwards. My horizon
- doesn't go beyond that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Doesn't it? Well, listen to me. There'll be a by-election here
- shortly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why? (<i>Peter leaves Margaret and comes forward to chair right of
- table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Ramsden's resigning South-west Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. About time the old hypocrite did, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This is news to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I know that. It was news to us last night. The question is, do we run
- a candidate this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We ought to. It's a labour seat by rights.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. If only the thick-headed fools would sec their own interests.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). Margaret, you'll have to give me back my word. (<i>Slight
- pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. What word's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've promised to give up public speaking. (<i>They look at Margaret
- in disgusted protest. She speaks quickly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, you shall speak if there's an election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. That's right. All hands to the pump.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll speak myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's a risky thing for you. Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The cause comes first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Before bread and butter? You'll lose your job if they hear of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I must hope they won't hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You're going too fast. There's two things in the way. One's money.
- The other's a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Surely the Central people have a good man ready to fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. No. We've got to find the man, before they help us with money.
- They're a bit down on our chances unless we find a strong local man. A
- local man should pull it off where an outsider might fail. Problem is to
- find him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Faith, and we've found him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yourself, Mr. Applegarth?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I'm the wrong side of fifty, and I'm no speaker. Guess again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's got to be a local man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. That's essential.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't think of anyone who's big enough for that job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Nor we couldn't neither. We gave it up last night and called
- another meeting at the Club to-night. And there we sat, the whole
- executive, no better than a parcel of tongue-tied fools, when O'Callagan
- bursts in and tells us&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes, Peter Garside, b.a., there's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret shrinks back still further.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>going round to him</i>). Peter! My son a Member of Parliament!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>repulsing her</i>). No, no, I'm not worthy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We're the best judges of that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>firmly</i>). I'm too young. I'd be the youngest man in the
- Labour Party.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Someone's got to be that. They need young blood. There's too much
- antideluvian trades unionism about the old gang.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's a queer thing you do be saying, and you without a grey hair to
- your head. It's a queer thing to hear a young man making moan beeause he's
- young.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>appealingly</i>). Peter!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But I'm&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Hesitating and looking from one to the
- other.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't know. I never thought of this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Think of it now. We've to act sharp if we're to do any good at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still wondering</i>). And you've come officially to offer it to
- me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>roughly</i>). Of course we have. Do you think we're playing with
- the thing?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's&mdash;it's awfully sudden. When do you want my answer?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Now. (<i>Seeing Peter's distress, more kindly.</i>) To-night, anyhow.
- The whole thing <i>'</i>ull be over in six weeks. We've little enough time
- in all conscience to create an organization.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And if I say&mdash;no?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Then one of the murdering blood-suckers that live upon our labour
- <i>'</i>ull get the seat, and it won't matter either way which side wins,
- for it's all one to the working man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. It's you or nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>appealing</i>). Lad, you'll not say no. I don't say you'll never
- get another chance, beeause B.A.s are sort of scarce in the Amalgamated
- Society of Engineers. But I do say this. We want you. You've got a call to
- a high place and a high duty. Are you going to fail us in our need?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. We want you for another nail in the coffin of capitalism, another
- link in the golden chain that's dragging us up from slavery the way we'll
- be free men the day that chain's complete.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). And I'd be a nine-carat link, Denis. I'm made of
- baser stuff than the great leaders who compose that chain. I'm not worthy
- to aspire to a seat by their side in Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. There's such a vice as over-modesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Nay, I like you better for being modest. You'd like us to go out and
- eome back in an hour or so.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Say yes to them, Peter. Tell them you'll be a Member of
- Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Members of Parliament need electing first, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. And are you doubting that you'll be elected? You've only to say
- you'll stand, and you can practise putting M.P. after your name this
- night, for you'll have need to write it certainly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going to Margaret</i>). Margaret, what shall I say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You must decide this for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>coming forward a little reluctantly</i>). Yes, Peter. You must
- decide. No one can help you there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Won't you tell me what you think?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>firmly</i>). Not now. No other mind than yours can make this
- choice.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>adrift</i>). But, Margaret, you've always given me advice.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>jealously</i>). She wants to hold you back. She's never had
- the faith in you that others have. She'd like to tell you now you're not
- good enough for Parliament only there's too many here to give her the lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mother, mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Oh, yes, I dare say, put Margaret first, Margaret who doesn't
- believe in you, in front of all the rest of us who know Parliament's not
- good enough for you. It's the House of Lords you should be in.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I hope not so bad as that, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. We'll be taking a stroll round the houses, and come in again
- presently.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning to them</i>). No. Don't go. I'll give you my answer now.
- I've decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'll stand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. (<i>shaking his hand</i>). Good lad!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's destroyed I am with joy, and me after thinking he wasn't going
- to stand at all. You'll be elected surely, and we the nearer by another
- step to that great glittering dawn that's coming to bring peace and
- happiness to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Don't gabble, Denis. We've to work to organize for victory. I'm
- going to the Club to beat up recruits.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We're all coming, Karl. We're not going into this with our hands in
- our pockets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>making for his cap</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>stopping him</i>). Not you, Peter. You've earned a rest to-night.
- You begin to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Rest! I shan't rest till after the election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You've to keep your strength for the street corners. We'll do the
- donkey work. Clerking's all some of us are fit for. (<i>Glancing at
- O'Callagan.</i>) You can draft your election address if you want something
- to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You'll want every ounce of strength. Ramsden's done us a good turn by
- resigning in the summer time. They can have every hall in the town and
- welcome. But open-air speaking night after night&mdash;well, look to your
- lungs. We'll watch the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm in your hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. That's right. Take it easy now. You'll have to sprint at the finish.
- Now, comrades. (<i>Opening door, centre.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Good night, all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter holds door open and sees them go, he, Margaret, and Mrs. Garside
- chorussing "Good night," then he closes the door, and leans against it as
- if dazed, passing his hand across his forehead.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My God! It's like a dream. I can't get used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'll get used to it fast enough. It's always an easy thing to
- take your natural state in life. You were born to be great. (<i>Viciously.</i>)
- However much some folk <i>'</i>ud like to keep you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I suppose I shall settle to it. (<i>Coming to chair right and
- sitting, Mrs. Garside is to his left, Margaret his right.</i>) In a few
- days it <i>'</i>ull seem matter of fact enough to be Labour candidate for
- the division. But it hasn't got me that way yet. Margaret, when you set me
- on to study for my B.A., you little thought it was going to lead to this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>slowly</i>). No. I didn't think it would lead to this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sharply</i>). And you're not well pleased it has. Some people
- can't stand the sight of other folk's success.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>protesting</i>). Mother, mother, without Margaret this would
- never have happened to me. I owe it all to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sceptically</i>). Because she told you to study? It's a proper
- easy job to tell someone else to do a thing. A fine lot easier than doing
- it yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Come, mother, I can't have you quarrelling with Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sulkily</i>). What does she want to go and discourage you for?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. She didn't discourage me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She wouldn't say a word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. She will now. Won't you, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What do you want me to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Say what you want.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then I say this: Go on and prosper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>relieved</i>). Ah! You couldn't wish me anything but well. You
- see, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>grimly</i>). Yes, but you don't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You don't sec what she means.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently smiling at Margaret</i>). Oh, Margaret means what
- she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And more. She doesn't want you to go into Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>puzzled, looking at Margaret</i>). Doesn't what&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;?
- (<i>Slightly pausing.</i>) Speak, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. I don't want you to go into Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>triumphantly</i>). What did I tell you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But Margaret, why not? Don't you see what a chance it is? Take it,
- and I go up, up, Fortune, Fame, anything&mdash;the prospects are
- tremendous. Miss it, and I sink baek to obscurity. You can't want me to
- miss a chance like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I wanted to be married to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's it, Peter. That's your Margaret all over. All she cares
- about is herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>ignoring her&mdash;to Margaret</i>). Nothing's going to
- interfere with that. Nothing on earth. You needn't fear. We're to be
- married in a month. Exactly as we fixed just now. A month? It'll come in
- the thick of the fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We can't be married while the election's on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>thinking aloud, enthusiastically</i>). Oh, but we must. We must.
- I hadn't thought of that. Weddings are always popular. See what an
- advertisement it will be.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). We won't use our love to advertise your
- candidature, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. To hear you talk, it might be something you're ashamed of.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's throwing away a golden opportunity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm sorry, Peter. But I can't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Won't, you mean. You want to see him defeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>with quiet force</i>). I shall work till I drop to help him on to
- victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'll help best by doing what he asks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I really think you might, Margaret. It's not a new plan. I'm only
- asking you to carry out the arrangement you made this very evening. You
- didn't object then, I can't see what your scruple is now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. If you can't see for yourself that it's vulgar and hideous and
- horrible to drag our love into the glare of an election, I'm afraid I
- can't help you to see it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't see it. Love's not a hole-and-corner business. Why
- shouldn't everybody know?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. All who matter know already.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Only our own circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It doesn't concern the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>arguing hotly</i>). Except as an advertisement. We shan't have
- too much money to spend on printers' bills. We ean't buy hoardings like
- the capitalist parties. And here's a glorious advertisement simply going
- begging. We can have it at the cost of your forgetting some imaginary
- scruple of delicacy. Elections aren't delicate affairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. But our love is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. If your love's so finicky it can't stand daylight, it's not worth
- much. A love like that <i>'</i>ull not last long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're right there, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>eagerly</i>). She wants to hold you back, she'd like to see
- you tied to engineering all your life. For why? She's wild because you're
- going up in the world. She knows she's not fit to go up with you, so she's
- trying to keep you where you are. That's why she refuses to help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't refuse to help. I'm going to help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, anything except the only way that's helpful. I don't want
- other help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You can't go without it. You can't stop me working for the cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes, and you'd work harder for any other candidate than Peter. I
- know you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Not harder, but certainly with a better will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>soberly</i>). Margaret, you're standing in my way. Oh, I owe a
- lot to you. I don't forget it. But... But a man has to rely on his own
- judgment. If I took your advice, I'd wreck my career. You've always
- underrated me. You thought I wouldn't get my degree. I did get my degree.
- And I'll prove you wrong again. I'll be M.P. before six weeks are out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I say again: Go on and prosper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And she means you can prosper without her, and a good riddance
- too, I say.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do you mean that, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I think we'll wait a little, Peter. You've other things to think of
- now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said that when I started studying.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I say it again now when you're starting electioneering.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>losing temper</i>). And after that there'll be something else
- and something after that, and so on, till Doomsday <i>'</i>ull see us
- still unmarried. I begin to think you never mean to marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. It's about time you did begin to think it, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>suffering</i>). Oh, Peter, why won't you understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because you're not reasonable. (<i>Slight pause.</i>) Tell me this.
- Do you think I'm not fit for Parliament?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>painfully</i>). Yes, dear. I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>roughly</i>). Don't call me dear. If that's the way you talk,
- you're not dear to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've seen it for long enough&mdash;her thinking meanly of you and
- the rest of us knowing different, and you for ever hearkening to her as if
- she was Almighty God.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>facing Mrs. Garside</i>). I won't stand this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You've got to. You're shown up now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This means you've no faith in me, Margaret. And if you've no faith,
- you've no love&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>despairingly</i>). Peter, you mustn't say such things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You can't get away from the truth, my girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I say them beeause they're true. It's for you to prove me wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. How? Tell me how?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Marry me in the month as we arranged, and I'll go down on my knees
- and ask your pardon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I can't marry you in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then it's true. You don't love me. You don't believe in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I&mdash;I think I'll go home.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Margaret right, returning quickly with her hat, which she puts
- on. Peter watches her go and meets her as she returns.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>appealingly</i>). Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, Peter. I can't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>acquiescing</i>). Then&mdash;good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I shall see you often at the Committee Rooms. Don't tell me I mustn't
- work for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If it was only for myself I wouldn't have your help at any price.
- But, as you told us, you'll not be work-for me but for the cause. (<i>Grandiloquently.</i>)
- In the name of the cause I accept your help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>simply</i>). Thank you, Peter. I shall work hard. Good night,
- Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside makes no sign. Peter moves towards Margaret, checks
- himself, and she goes out.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's a good job done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't talk about it, mother, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You can look higher than a school marm now you're going into
- Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>distressed</i>). Please, please!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>cheerfully</i>). Oh, well, we'll have supper and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Have yours. I only want this end of the table. (<i>Collecting
- paper, ink, and pen and sitting at right end of table.</i>) I must do
- something to forget.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. What are you doing?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Drafting my address. Hand me down that dictionary, will you? (<i>Indicating
- hanging shelf.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>getting large dictionary from shelf and putting on table near
- him.</i>) You don't want a dictionary. It's all there in that brain of
- yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A dictionary's useful. People like to read long words. It looks
- erudite, and costs nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. They'll never understand dictionary words, Peter. (<i>Poking fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That doesn't matter. They'll be impressed. (<i>Dipping pen and
- bending.</i>) Don't disturb me while I write.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Ornate drawing-room in Sir Jasper Mottram's house. Centre is a large
- window giving access to a balcony. It is, however, evening, and the drawn
- curtains conceal the balcony. Door left. Light wall colouring and carpet.
- Fireplace right. No fire. Chesterfield right centre. Light arm-chairs left
- and left centre. Japanese screen before fireplace. Large Japanese jar in
- left corner.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Gladys Mottram is sitting on the Chesterfield reading a novel. She is
- in evening dress, a pretty, flirtatious, empty-headed girl, bored with her
- daily life and seizing eagerly on any distraction. Freddie Mottram, her
- brother, is 30, and conceals real kindness behind his flippant manner. He
- doesn't go deep and he likes money, but he is on good terms with the world
- and doesn't mind a little trouble or even unconventionality to put the
- world on good terms with him. He is fair, with fair moustache, and his
- figure is that of the ex-athlete who could still give a good account of
- himself. He leans back in the arm-chair, yawning and consulting his watch,
- glancing at Gladys, entrenched behind her book, again yawning and making
- up his mind to address her.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>nursing a grievance</i>). I say, Gladys, how much longer do you
- expect me to wait?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>looking up from her book, calmly</i>). Till Mr. Garside goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And he hasn't come yet. Just when I particularly want to go out,
- too. It's all very well for the governor to be civil to him. He's got to.
- But I do bar doing the honours myself to a horny-handed son of toil.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>putting her book beside her, face downwards. With an air of
- resignation</i>). You don't particularly want to go out. You're only going
- to the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>seriously</i>). But I particularly want to go to the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You go every night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Every night isn't my lucky night. Thursday is. I always win on
- Thursdays. The governor ought to do his own dirty work. He's Mayor, not I.
- Cutting his duty, I call it, being away to-night just when I'm bound to
- make money.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He'll be here when he's ready. He's going to be late on purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Very much on purpose. Yes. There you've got it. He had Rankin and
- Beverley here to dinner together. Quite right, too. Rankin's a Radical
- rotter, but he's a gentleman. When it comes to Garside the governor shirks
- and leaves it to us. Why on earth he wants to ask a Labour candidate here
- at all simply floors me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He has to treat them all alike.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Then he should have had Garside to dinner, and given us some sport
- over the asparagus.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. That wasn't necessary.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And this isn't necessary. Rankin and Beverley, by all means. They're
- probables. But why waste time on an outsider like Garside? It'll only
- swell his head to be our guest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He isn't an outsider.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You don't say the governor's taking him seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's taking him very seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>horrified</i>). Oh, I say. No. It's absurd.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Garside's making headway fast. He's a fine speaker, and he's
- popular.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. A mechanic a fine speaker! Rot! Who says so?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I for one. I've heard him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You have! It's a quaint taste.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. More than once.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>sarcastically</i>). Making a hobby of it? (<i>Seriously.</i>)
- Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. In the street.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>genuinely shocked</i>). You've been listening to a tub-thumper
- at street corners? I say, hang it, Gladys, there are things people don't
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. The first time was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. The second was a crime.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising, and speaking enthusiastically</i>). I went again because
- I admired the man. I liked to hear that ringing voice, to be one of that
- wild enthusiastic crowd bewitched by the spell of his personality. He saw
- me too. I stood at the back of the crowd, but he saw me and he spoke for
- me for me. Our eyes met, and I know he spoke for me alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting and leaning back, fanning his face</i>). Why didn't you
- warn me? I didn't know I was to meet my future brother-in-law to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't be absurd, Freddie. (<i>Sitting again.</i>) It's because he's
- doing so well that father asked him here, and we've to keep him as long as
- possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>looking at watch</i>). My ducats, oh, my ducats! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Because every moment that he's prevented from speaking is a loss to
- him and a gain to us. As Mayor, father's supposed to be neutral, at the
- election, so that gives him an excuse to entertain Garside and spoil his
- speaking for one night, anyhow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. That's a bit tricky.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. All's fair in war.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And love, Gladys, and love.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't be sillier than you can help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Besides, they'll have others to keep the ball rolling while he's
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. There's a firebrand of a woman speaking every night who's about as
- popular as he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>interested</i>). A woman? Is she good-looking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You wouldn't. You'd only eyes for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She doesn't speak on the same platforms with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Don't blame her, either. Only one star turn to each show, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Anyhow, father's instructions are to keep Garside here till he comes
- home, if we can.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. All right. Tell Timson to lock him up in the pantry and keep him
- there till the election's over.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Afraid that's too crude, Freddie. I'll do my best to hold him for
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh? Be careful. Flirtation's a risky game even when both sides know
- the rules. It's always apt to end in marriage; and that chap won't know
- the rules. Much better lock him up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Kidnapping's out of date.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, you want him to get in. He's fascinated you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>tartly</i>). That's doubtless why I've been canvassing for Mr.
- Beverley all day, while you've been watching a cricket match.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, Glad, someone's got to support-county cricket. I did a
- jolly plucky thing to-day. Wore old Beverley's colours and nearly got
- mobbed in the bar by a beastly gang of Radicals.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You shouldn't go into bars.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And you shouldn't hang about street corners with a set of
- Socialists. Serve you right if you'd got your pocket picked. I'd rather be
- an open drinker than a secret revolutionist any day.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Lady Mottram. She is white-haired and authoritative in manner,
- dressed in a high evening gown, too freely jewelled. Freddie rises.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hullo, mater. Any luck?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. If you mean by that expression has Mr. Garside arrived, he has
- not. (<i>Crosses to Chesterfield.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>looking at watch</i>). Well, he may be an upright youth, but
- punctuality isn't amongst his virtues.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>standing by Chesterfield</i>). It's just as well. I have a
- disagreeable duty to perform. (<i>Sitting, very dignified.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). Hope it'll keep fine for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ring the bell, Freddie. (<i>Freddie crosses to fireplace and
- rings.</i>) Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove, Gladys, someone's going to catch it. Mark that
- awe-inspiring frown. I'm getting frit.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Show the young person in here, Timson.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Yes, my lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Timson. Freddie is following with exaggerated fear.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Don't go, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, but I do hate thunderstorms when I've no umbrella.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. I want to be certain you're here when Mr. Garside comes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Mayn't a man have a cigarette? I'll come back. (<i>Timson opens door
- as Freddie comes to it. Looking off Freddie sees Margaret, and stops
- short.</i>) By Jove, I'll stay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b> (<i>with marked disapproval</i>). Miss Shawcross.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Margaret dressed as Act I, with the addition of a light coat,
- without gloves. Lady M. and Gladys remain seated. Fred, stands right, well
- behind the Chesterfield. Margaret stands left, in some confusion. Exit
- Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You... I understand you want to see me, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>immensely superior</i>). Yes. Your name is Shawcross? Margaret
- Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Fifteen, Rosalie Street?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ah! (<i>With patronising kindliness.</i>) I've sent for you, Miss
- Shawcross, to give you a warning&mdash;a friendly warning. Er&mdash;you
- may sit down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting stiffly, but not awkwardly, left</i>). Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You are an assistant-teacher at the Midland-ton Girls' High
- School?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You're aware that I am a member of the Governing Board?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>expansively</i>). In fact, I may say I have a preponderating
- influence. Bear that fact in mind, Miss Shaweross. (<i>Margaret inclines
- her head.</i>) We don't enquire offensively into the conduct of our staff
- out of school hours. So long as they behave themselves respectably we are
- satisfied. Does your experience confirm that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You've suffered no inquisition into your private life? No
- interference into your personal affairs?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. None.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>nodding grimly</i>). Ah! Then you'll do us the justice to
- acknowledge that we don't move except in extreme cases. I regret to say
- yours is an extreme ease, Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). Mine!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Freddie's attitude conveys interest plus pity, Gladys's unrelieved
- contempt.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>severely</i>). Yours. I don't complain of your holding
- heterodox views. It is a regrettable fact that many young women of to-day
- hold alarmingly lax opinions. But they keep their views to themselves.
- They confine them to their own circle. It has been left to you to proclaim
- publicly at street corners your loose morality, to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You'll pardon me. I've done nothing of the sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. I'm grievously misinformed if you're not a self-confessed
- Socialist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You spoke of loose morality.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>curtly</i>). Same thing. Do you admit to publicly advocating
- Socialism?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Certainly. You publicly advocate Tariff Reform. Why shouldn't I
- advocate Socialism?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. The cases are hardly parallel. The one is respectable, the other
- isn't. However, you're not here to argue with me. You have to earn your
- living. An orphan, I understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You've the more reason to walk warily. (<i>Kindly.</i>) Now,
- you're young, and you're ignorant, and I'm ready to overlook this. I could
- have you dismissed at once, but I've no doubt you'll be a good girl after
- this little talk. Good night, Miss Shawcross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Good night, Lady Mottram. (<i>She moves towards door. Freddie opens
- it, she turns back.</i>) No, I won't go like this. You'd have the right to
- tell me I deceived you. (<i>Freddie closes door and stands centre.</i>) I
- can't take your warning, Lady Mottram. (<i>Lady M. rises.</i>) I dare say
- it's kindly meant. I thank you for that. But as for stopping speaking,
- working heart and soul for the cause that's all in all to me, I can't do
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Can't? Won't, you mean. This is defiance, Miss Shawcross. You'd
- better take care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>splendidly contemptuous</i>). Care! Life isn't all taking care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>calmly</i>). It's really very rash of you. Your livelihood's
- at stake. I say nothing about your immortal soul, which is endangered if
- it's not already lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Suppose you leave my soul out, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- My employment <i>is</i> in your hands. You have the power to take that
- from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Persist in your defiance and I shall be compelled to exercise that
- power.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>to Mar.</i>). Speaking from long and intimate acquaintance with
- my mother, I should just like to interpolate the remark that she
- invariably means what she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>coldly</i>). Thank you. I haven't worked for Socialism without
- knowing the risks I took. There's nothing unusual in this. Since
- Socialism's been the bogey of the employing class, dismissal for
- Socialists is an everyday occurrence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>mildly angered</i>). This is too much. To associate <i>me</i>
- with cowardly employers who abuse their power, when my only object is to
- secure respectability in our teaching staff.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, they all do it for excellent motives. How long have I, Lady
- Mottram?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Till Miss Allinson can replace you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Till then I can go on contaminating my pupils! However, to replace me
- won't take an hour. Unemployed teachers aren't scarce.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>viciously</i>). You are dismissed for gross misconduct, and
- the fact will be stated on any reference you ask for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, mater, that's a bit rough. (<i>Margaret turns to door.
- Freddie stands intercepting her.</i>) Give the girl a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mind your own business, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, how do you know she won't starve?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Her sort don't starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She's wearing an engagement ring. Someone's ready to keep her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). My engagement's broken off.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Then why do you carry a lie on your finger?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I hadn't the courage to take it off&mdash;till now. (<i>Putting ring
- in coat-pocket.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You're in a bit of a hole, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Gladys, if Freddie's going to be sympathetic to this young person,
- you and I had better retire. Conversations between young men and persons
- of her class are not carried on in the presence of ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady M. and Gladys go out, Freddie opening door. Margaret is
- following. He closes the door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. One moment, Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Let me go, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes. I say. I know I'm being assinine. I am rather an ass. But I'm a
- genial sort of ass, and if there's one thing I ean't stand it's one woman
- being beastly to another. Women are the limit. (<i>Rapidly, as Margaret
- shows impatience.</i>) What I mean is, can I do anything for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>curtly</i>). No, thank you, Mr. Mottram. (<i>Trying to pass him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>with a stronger note of seriousness</i>). No, you're not going
- till I let you. The mater's made it hard enough. That's the worst of
- women. They won't be sportsmen. Mind you, I'm not blaming her. Swop
- positions and you'd do it yourself. But you've lost your job. That's an
- idiotic thing to do now. As if any footling politics were worth a tinker's
- cuss!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why are you keeping me here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'm telling you, aren't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It wasn't very lucid.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. What are you going to do for a living?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That isn't your business, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>seriously</i>). Look here, I'm not a woman eater. I'm a cheerful
- soul, and I hate to see people in distress. The mater's got you down. Foul
- blow, too. Hitting below the belt, to sack you without a character. What
- are you going to do about it, Miss Shaweross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't know yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Let me talk to some Johnnie at the Club, and make him take you into
- his office.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why should you? And do you think anybody will have me without a
- character?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'll fix that all right. Only it'll be an office.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I can typewrite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove! What a brainy chap you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't know why you're doing this, but I'll work my fingers to the
- bone if you can get me work where they'll not mind my principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You can be a Particular Baptist, or a Neo-Confucian for all this
- Johnnie <i>'</i>ull care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Are you sure he's the same man in his office as in his Club?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, don't wet blanket me. I'm only trying.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm sorry, Mr. Mottram. Your friend will find me a hard worker.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, you won't overdo that part of it, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What part?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. The working. Bad form to make the pace hotter than the regular rate.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought offices were places for hard work.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I dare say you're right. I expect that's why the office men I know
- spend so much time at the Club, out of work's way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Mr. Mottram, why are you doing this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, I'm a starved creature. Being good keeps me warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter enters. He has gained considerably in self-confidence, and
- enters rather defiantly. Exit Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>stepping forward</i>). Good evening, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>seeing Margaret, and seeing red. Ignoring Fred.</i>). You here!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Lady Mottram sent for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's a very suspicious circumstance. I find you here in the enemy's
- camp, looking confused, guilty. You'd better explain yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>offering hand again, emphatically</i>). Good evening, Mr.
- Garside. Why's it the enemy's camp, when mayors are neutral at elections?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>carelessly, just touching his hand</i>). Oh, good evening. Sir
- Jasper is officially neutral, sir. But he is actually chairman of the
- Employers' Federation, and, as such, our bitterest enemy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By the way, you're here yourself, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I am paying an official visit to the Mayor. It's different with
- this lady. She works for me&mdash;ostentatiously. She's supposed to be
- addressing a meeting for me at this moment. Instead, I find her here,
- playing the traitor and betraying me to my political enemies.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I always thought it wanted a lot of imagination to be a politician.
- Does yours often bolt like this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's not very convincing. (<i>Brushing him aside.</i>) Excuse me,
- Mr. Mottram. I must get to the bottom of this. (<i>To Margaret.</i>) What
- have you to say for yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Quite right, too. Some things are too silly to reply to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then I shall draw my own conclusions.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter is left, Freddie centre, and Margaret right.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'd advise you to draw <i>'</i>em mild. (<i>Turning to Margaret.</i>)
- This isn't your lucky night, Miss Shaw-cross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It doesn't matter, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes, it does. If you won't tell Mr. Garside why you're here, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>appealingly</i>). Please don't. (<i>Proudly.</i>) My personal
- affairs are no concern of Mr. Garside's.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And meantime let me tell you, sir, that your ardour to defend the
- lady only makes bad worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good Lord! I always said politicians were people who hadn't the
- brains to be frivolous, but I never knew they were quite so stupid. Why,
- man&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Lady Mottram and Gladys. Fred stops abruptly.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>sweetly</i>). So pleased you've come, Mr. Gar-side.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>quite sure of himself</i>). Good evening, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mr. Garside, my daughter. (<i>Gladys meets Peter's eyes and bows;
- he starts perceptibly.</i>) So sorry Sir Jasper isn't here to welcome you,
- but I hope my son's made you feel quite at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. We've talked like brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>realising Margaret's presence</i>). Miss Shaw-eross, I think I
- told you you could go. Will you ring, Freddie?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'll sec Miss Shaweross out.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram shrugs, and turns virtuously away. Fred, opens door, and
- Margaret moves to it.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>as she goes past</i>). Where are you going?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm going to speak. I'm advertised to speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>frigidly</i>). No, Socialism.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>turning</i>). Then you will take the consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). Oh, yes. I'll take the consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exeunt Margaret and Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>sitting on Chesterfield and motioning Peter to sit by her.
- Gladys sits opposite</i>). Young men are so susceptible to a pretty face.
- Don't you think so, Mr. Garside? (<i>Quickly.</i>) Oh, but of course you
- are serious-minded.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>glancing at Gladys</i>). I'm not beauty-proof, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ah, but real beauty is so rare.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's why it haunts me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Is there a case in point?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>insincerely</i>). How romantic! Do tell us about it, Mr.
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>eyeing Gladys</i>). Shall I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Do please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It is romantic, Lady Mottram. I didn't think such beauty could be
- earthly. It came upon me just as I stood speaking at a street corner one
- night, a face on the outskirts of my audience. I was tired and it gave me
- strength. My voice was failing, but it rang out fresh again to reach those
- ears. I've seen it many times since then, that angel's face with a halo,
- always at the fringe of the crowd, always an inspiration, eyes that
- yearned to mine across the sea of caps and drew my very soul into my
- words. I thought it was a dream. Could the same clay that moulded me be
- shaped to this vision? Until to-night I didn't know such women could
- exist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>trying to appear interested</i>). It's a woman, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Woman or goddess, she's alive. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. She'd be flattered if she heard you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not flattering her.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Re-enter Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I've seen her off the premises.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Don't interrupt. Mr. Garside's telling us about a woman with a
- wonderful face who's been inspiring his speeches.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting r.c.</i>). Oh, yes? A face that launched a thousand
- speeches? Bit of a responsibility for any face.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. And who is she, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What a pity. She'll never know what she's been to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think she knows now, Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Fair Unknown inspires your speeches, your speeches inspire electors,
- electors elect you, and it'll be Garsidc, M.P., when it ought to be Fair
- Unknown, M.P.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Only the electors haven't elected me yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I hear they're going to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently</i>). It's highly probable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Do you know London, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, but I hope to shortly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You must let me show you round. You'll feel strange at first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not afraid of London. If it's a case of London conquering me or
- me conquering London I know which will win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Going to be one of our conquerors, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I mean to try. I've got ambitions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Thank God, I haven't. A cosy club and a decent cigar are good enough
- for me. Please count me conquered in advance. (<i>Lolling easily in chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. But has a Labour member such opportunities of&mdash;er&mdash;conquering
- London, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If he puts them to the right use. Yes&mdash;there's money in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting up, interested</i>). Money? I'll be a Labour member. I
- like money.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't say it's been done up to now. I'm going to do it, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. What's the recipe?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, you begin by journalism and lecture engagements.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And that's the royal road to wealth? Mother, why wasn't I brought up
- to be a Labour member! This solves the problem of what shall we do with
- our sons. Only it's too like work for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Freddie, don't chaff Mr. Garside. He isn't one of your frivolous
- Club companions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I haven't been through the half of an election campaign without
- toughening my epidermis, Miss Mottram. I'm not afraid of ridicule.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You'll go far, Mr. Garside. The secret of success is to have no
- sense of humour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. A lot you know about success.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I know everything. I'm not successful and outsiders watch the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Children! Children!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, don't apologise, Lady Mottram. I know what family life is in
- upper-class households. I've read my Shaw.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>To their relief Timson enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What is it, Timson?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Sir Jasper is asking for you on the telephone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Excuse me, Mr. Garside. (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. And there's a man called for you, sir. (<i>To Peter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You go, Freddie. Tell him Mr. Garside wants to be left alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>nodding with understanding to Gladys</i>). All right. I'll deal
- with him. Don't disturb yourself, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram goes out first, Fred, follows quickly to give Peter no
- chance to reply. Exit Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I ought to go, Miss Mottram. I've meetings to address.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Oh, but you mustn't disappoint Sir Jasper. He'll be in soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My time's precious.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. So are you&mdash;(<i>hastily</i>)&mdash;to your party, I mean.
- You'll break down if you overdo things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>consulting watch</i>). My conscience isn't easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>coldly</i>). Oh, don't let me detain you against your will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's not against my will, only&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Then won't you sit down?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>deciding to stay, and sitting on Chesterfield</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- Thank you. (<i>Stiffly.</i>) Some day I hope to have the pleasure of
- asking you to sit in a room of mine like this one.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You aim high, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I mean to succeed. I feel I'm one of the men who do succeed. (<i>He
- doesn't boast, he states a conviction.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>insincerely</i>). I'm sure you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>ardently</i>). If you're sure, there's no doubt about it. I'm
- going to rise, Miss Mottram. I shall win fame, fortune&mdash;&mdash;
- Everything the heart of woman can desire will be mine to fling at the feet
- of my... my inspiration of the Midlandton election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Ah. Your mysterious vision!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>leaning forward</i>). Is she a mystery to you? I thought you
- knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Knew what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You see that inspiration every morning in your looking-glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising</i>). Mr. Garside!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I thought you understood. (<i>He rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I understand you're being impertinent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently</i>). That's because you're thinking of my past.
- Peter Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer with a home in a
- back street&mdash;a great gulf yawned between that Garside of the past and
- the daughter of Sir Jasper Mottram, four times Mayor of Midlandton. The
- gulf is narrower to-day. In a year or two it won't exist. I'm not
- impertinent, Miss Mottram. I'm being bold enough to look into the
- future... the future you've inspired.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I ought to scold you, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). You appropriated me as your inspiration without
- leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Didn't my eyes tell you across the crowd?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Your eyes?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>emphatically</i>). Yes, mine spoke and yours answered mine, not
- once but half a dozen times.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>freezing</i>). I'm afraid you're subject to delusions, Mr.
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're afraid to tell the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>fencing</i>). Truth's so miscellaneous, don't you think? It's a
- diamond with many facets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not here to bandy epigrams. Truth is truth. You're afraid to
- own by mouth the truth you told me with your eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't you think you overrate the communicative capacity of eyes?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think you're playing with me now. I know you didn't play then. We
- had reality there in the street. I'll make you tell me yet you meant the
- things your eyes spoke to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Make! This is strange language for a drawing-room, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not talking to the drawing-room miss. She's a stranger to me.
- I'm talking to the real woman, the woman I knew outside there, stripped of
- the veil of lies you try to hide behind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you don't know me. I never met you till to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I didn't know your name until to-night. What do names matter? Your
- eyes had blazed into my soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door opens violently, and Jones, wearing his hat, bursts in
- followed by Freddie, who is mildly protestant. Peter and Gladys rise.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>crossing to centre</i>). What's the meaning of this, Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>following and tapping him on the bach</i>). I say, don't you even
- take your hat off in a lady's presence?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>growlingly</i>). Ugh! (<i>But he takes his hat off.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. How dare you force your way in here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I may well come. You're wanted outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meetings shouting themselves hoarse for you. Chances passing while you
- loll here in plutocratic luxury, idling in the gilded chambers of our
- enemies. Faugh! (<i>Kicking chair violently centre. Freddie picks up the
- cushion from it and offers it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. That's rather an expensive chair. Take it out of this if you must
- kick something.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I am paying an official call authorised by my Committee on Sir
- Jasper Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't sec Sir Jasper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I told this Johnnie you were busy. Tried to soothe the beggar, but
- he broke away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>to Peter</i>). Well, you'd better come at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter wavers visibly when Gladys interposes.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Mr. Garside is our guest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>more roughly still</i>). Come away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his mind made up</i>). I shall do nothing of the sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Don't you understand? It's imperative. They're calling for you.
- We've done our best, marking time, promising them every minute you'd come&mdash;and
- you don't come. It's serious. They're impatient. They don't want us
- others. They want you&mdash;(<i>sarcastically</i>)&mdash;silver-tongued
- Garside. We can't hold them much longer. There'll be a riot if you don't
- turn up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>lightly</i>). Oh, I'll come soon. Let them wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. They won't wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. They'll have to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>imperatively</i>). You're coming now with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. I'll follow you. (<i>Reassuringly.</i>) It's all right, man. I
- shan't be long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I'll report you to the Committee if you don't come at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can report me to the devil. Get along now, that's a good chap.
- I'm busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>very earnestly</i>). Garside, I warn you. You know what a
- crowd's like when it gets out of hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I tell you I'm coming. The longer you stay the longer it'll be
- before I get there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>making his best effort and meaning it</i>). If you don't come
- with me you'll have no need to get there. I shall bring them here to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, but you can't do that you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Can't I? You tell him to come or I'll show you if I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). In a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>inexorably</i>). Now!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>turning abruptly</i>). Very well, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Jones, slamming door. Fred, opens it after a moment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I don't think the furniture's safe until he's out of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>excited and utterly sincere</i>). It must be glorious to be
- wanted like that, Mr. Garside. Isn't it risky to deny them when they call
- for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can do what I like with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why didn't you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You know why not.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>sitting on Chesterfield</i>). Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>standing centre</i>). Every night I can make myself the master
- of a mob. It's no new joy to me to feel I've got them there in the hollow
- of my hand. I can't speak with you every night. That's why I didn't go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But is it wise?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Wise?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You mustn't spoil your chances, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't spoil my chances of speaking with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But if the crowd makes a disturbance? That man's malicious. He'll
- stir them up to mischief.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can calm them with a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What confidence you have!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. In the power you give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You don't let me shuffle off responsibility.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You wouldn't want to if you could forget that you're Miss Mottram
- and I'm a working man.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Low murmurs as of a distant crowd off, approaching and growing louder
- as the scene proceeds. Gladys catches it at once, and is alarmed. Peter,
- if he hears at all, is inattentive.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I really think you'd better go to them, Mr. Garside, before that man
- leads them here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Not long ago you were urging me to stay&mdash;to wait for Sir
- Jasper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Sir Jasper will be late.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said he'd be here soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising, exasperated</i>). Mr. Garside, will you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>shaking his head</i>). You haven't told me what I want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What is it? I'll tell you anything if you'll only go-go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>calmly</i>). Did I read the meaning in your eyes aright? (<i>A
- slight pause.</i>) Did I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>nervously glancing towards window</i>). I don't know what you
- mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You do know. You won't tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre</i>). Then I'll stay here till you do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And hold me responsible if your ragamuffins wreck the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You've only to speak, and I'll see they don't come near.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>A moment's silence, then Freddie enters briskly.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, Mr. Garside, I'm afraid we must turn you out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). Oh, how's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Your friend went off in no end of a rage. Said he'd bring your
- meeting here. Mohammed and the Mountain, don't you know? I really think
- you'd better go. We don't want to read the Riot Act.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Gladys is at the window, peeping through blind.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The matter's out of my hands, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Why? Surely you can head them off.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Easily.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>irritated</i>). Well, I wish you'd go and do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>at window</i>). They're there. There's a crowd coming round the
- corner now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You'll have to look lively. Come on, man. (<i>Trying to make him
- move.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>to Gladys, who is standing left</i>). Well, Miss Mottram?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, never mind her. Get along sharp. (<i>He
- opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm ready when Miss Mottram gives the word. I shall know what she
- means if she says "Yes."
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting in chair</i>). Then I stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Shouts below are heard: "Garside!" "We want Garside!" "Where's that
- silver-tongue?"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Look here, this is getting beyond a joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm only waiting for the word of command.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Gladys, for God's sake say what he wants!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Shouts more fiercely.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>helplessly irritable</i>). Where the devil are the police?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram rushes in hysterically.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mr. Garside, save us. Speak to them before they get violent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>coolly</i>). They're doing the speaking. (<i>Lady M. cries out
- inarticulately.</i>) I'm waiting for Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. For Gladys? (<i>Top pane of the window is broken by a stone which
- falls between blind and window. Almost shrieking.</i>) What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The voice of the people.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. They've a nasty way of talking. This looks serious. (<i>Crosses,
- picks up and quickly pockets the stone, which is a large one.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Is it a big one?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>nonchalantly</i>). Size of a piece of wood.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Very well, then. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising briskly</i>). That's what I wanted. (<i>Crosses as if to
- open door, comes round to window, runs blind up, and steps out to balcony.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>as he is at window</i>). I didn't mean it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said it. (<i>He goes out, speaking as if to a crowd below.</i>)
- Comrades, I'm here. (<i>Cheers off.</i>) From the house of our Mayor, on
- whom I am calling as the people's candidate at this election&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Fred, crosses and closes window. Faint murmur only is audible off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I can't stand this. He's spouting Socialism from our balcony. (<i>Angrily.</i>)
- This is your fault, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I was told to keep him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram has collapsed on the Chesterfield.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Not with a mob howling for him outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I didn't bring the mob.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What will Sir Jasper say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>recovering his temper</i>). He'll not be fit to listen to. We're
- the laughing-stock of Midlandton. This <i>'</i>ull win Garside the
- election. He's using the balcony of the Chairman of the Employers'
- Federation for his platform, and we've let him do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. We tried to trick him and he's turned the tables on us. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Clever beast. (<i>Laughter off.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Listen to the cheering!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, he's popular, only that's not cheering. It's laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What are they laughing at?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. At us, <i>ma petite mère</i>, at us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>standing, with extreme dignity</i>). They wouldn't dare!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Loud burst of laughter.</i>
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Peter's rooms in the Temple. Door extreme right centre, with the
- passage beyond visible with telephone on its wall when the door is open.
- Door left. Fireplace centre, with low fire shining dully in the darkened
- room. Bookcase right. Below it, table with inkstand. Blue books, etc., and
- revolving chair. Arm-chairs, left and right of fireplace. Sofa left,
- between fireplace and door. Heavy carpet. The whole appointments indicate
- comfort and taste, as understood in Tottenham Court Road: there is nothing
- individual about them.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>As the curtain rises the room is in darkness, except for the glow from
- the fire, and the telephone bell right is ringing. After a moment's pause
- the outside door opens; then Peter in a lounge suit, overcoat, and bowler
- hat opens the door right and turns on the electric light. He speaks as he
- looks off right. His self-confidence has increased. He is, in fact,
- coarsened and even brazen at times.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Come in here. (<i>Freddie and Gladys follow him in. Peter stands by
- door.</i>) Make yourselves at home for two minutes. That's my telephone
- ringing like mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Peter hurriedly, closing the door. Bell ceases ringing. Gladys is
- in winter costume with furs. Freddie, in heavy overcoat with hat in hand
- and a cane which he swings as he stands centre, surveying the room in
- astonishment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove! By Jove!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>standing off</i>). What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Does himself all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What did you expect?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I didn't expect this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Was that why you didn't want to come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I didn't want to come because I've to meet Charlie Beversham at the
- hotel in half an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Well, you can meet him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Not if we stay here long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You needn't stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh? And what about you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I'll stay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, you can't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No. You'd rather I wasted another evening sitting with the frumps in
- the hotel drawing-room while you discuss odds with your sporting friend in
- the bar till it's too late to go anywhere. I'm having no more nights in a
- refrigerator, thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. It's not the thing to leave you here. You'll only be in Garside's
- way. He'll be going to the House.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Then he'll leave me at the hotel as he goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You know the mater only let you loose in London because I promised
- to look after you. (<i>Good-naturedly perplexed.</i>) You're a ghastly
- responsibility. Why on earth do you want to stay with Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Garside's amusing and the hotel isn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I simply must sec Beversham. It means money to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't let me stand in your way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>giving way</i>). Well, I do like to be generous. It's the only
- thing that keeps my blood at normal temperature&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off right, at telephone</i>). I shall shout. You may be the
- whip, but you'll not whip me. Important division? I know that as well as
- you do. No, I shan't be there. Promised? Of course I promised. I started
- to come. How did I know I was going to be indisposed in the Strand?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>whistling</i>). Whew! I wouldn't mind betting you're the
- indisposition, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off</i>). Yes. I'm far too ill to turn out. What? No, I'm not
- too ill to shout. Good night. (<i>Opens door and enters without his hat
- and overcoat.</i>) Oh, do sit down, Miss Mottram. So sorry I'd to leave
- you. (<i>Pulls left armchair before fire and pokes it.</i>) I'll make the
- fire up. It's a cold night. (<i>Gladys sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Comfortable enough in here, Garside. You've snug quarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>failing to conceal his pride in his room</i>). It's a beginning.
- (<i>Rising from fire.</i>) One moment. (<i>Goes off left quickly, and is
- heard as he exits, saying:</i>) Mother, you let that fire go low.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>off left</i>). I thought you'd gone out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, if he's got a mother on the premises that alters the case. I
- don't mind your staying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter re-enters with Mrs. Garside in a neat black dress, spectacles
- on, and a "Daily Telegraph" in her hand. Mrs. Garside, though sharing
- Peter's prosperity, has now an habitually worried look and is vaguely
- pathetic. She enters embarrassed.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off-handedly, treating his mother without ceremony</i>). Mr.
- Mottram, Miss Mottram&mdash;my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Freddie bows. Gladys advances and takes hands.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. How do you do, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Nicely, thank you, miss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>peremptorily</i>). Why didn't you hear the telephone, mother?
- Were you asleep?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>meekly</i>). Did it ring? I was reading the report of your
- speech at Battersea last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>interested</i>). Oh! Where is it? I haven't had time to look at
- a paper to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>handing him the paper and pointing</i>). There, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking and speaking with satisfaction</i>). Two columns. Good.
- That's pretty near verbatim.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Two columns in the "Telegraph"? You're getting on, Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>handing the paper from Peter to Fred.</i>). And look at the
- headings!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>looking&mdash;awkwardly</i>). Er&mdash;yes&mdash;not very
- complimentary.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>curiously</i>). What are they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>returning paper to Peter</i>). Tact never was my sister's strong
- point, Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>holding up the paper</i>). Oh, I don't mind this in the least.
- It means my blows are getting home. (<i>Reading the headings.</i>) "The
- Demagogue again." "More Firebrand Oratory from the egregious Garside." (<i>Putting
- paper on table.</i>) Spreading themselves, aren't they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Well, it's all right, so long as you don't mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, they'll need a big vocabulary to express their feelings before
- I'm done with them. I haven't started yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hope it'll keep fine for you. Afraid I must toddle, Garside. I've an
- appointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his face falling in deep disappointment</i>). Appointment! Oh, I
- did hope you'd both stay a bit. In fact, I&mdash;I put off an engagement
- while I was at the telephone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>looking at Gladys</i>). Well&mdash;er&mdash;I might come back
- for my sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>enthusiastically</i>). Splendid! Have something before you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>taking his arm</i>). Just to keep the cold out. Next room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>turning with him</i>). I'd an idea you were a teetotaller.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I was a lot of things in Midlandton. In London I'm a man of the
- world.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exeunt Freddie and Peter, l.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting on sofa</i>). You must find London a great change after
- Midlandton, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sitting in left arm-chair, facing her&mdash;confidentially</i>).
- I haven't had an easy hour since Peter brought me. You wouldn't believe
- the prices they charge me in the shops if I want a chop or a bit of steak
- for Peter's tea. Dinner he calls it now, though how it can be dinner at
- seven of an evening I don't know. Thieves, that's what they are. Not
- shopkeepers. You mustn't mind me running on, I haven't a soul I know to
- talk to here. It's a pleasure to see you, I'm sure. And the streets! I'm
- feared for my life if I go out. I know I'll be knocked down and brought
- home dead. Eh, London's an awful place, but it's Peter's home now, and his
- home's mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you'll get used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I doubt I'll never get used to this. I'm too old to change, and
- Peter moves so fast. What's fit for him one day isn't good enough the
- next. The waste's enough to frighten you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with conviction, dropping her querulous tone</i>). He's
- something to be proud of. I'm the mother of a great man. You can't open a
- newspaper without you see his name.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I know that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You've seen it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Often.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising and coming to table</i>). But not all. I've got them
- all here. I cut them out, reports of his speeches, and paste them in this
- book. (<i>Crosses to sofa with press-cutting book and sits by Gladys.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. His speeches in Parliament?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with fine scorn</i>). Peter doesn't waste his words on
- Parliament. He goes direct to the people&mdash;addressing meetings up and
- down the country. (<i>Glowing with pride.</i>) They fight to get him. Pity
- is he can't split himself in bits and be in six places at once. Two
- guineas a speech he gets&mdash;and expenses,&mdash;more sometimes. That's
- what they think of him, Miss Mottram. That's my son. (<i>Pointing to a
- heading in the hook.</i>) Silver-tongued Garside. That's what they call
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes, I see. (<i>She turns a page.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking, bending round Gladys</i>). Oh, no, not that. I
- oughtn't to have pasted that in. It's an attack on him in one of our own
- papers. They call him something he didn't like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>reading</i>). Platitudinous Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. It's all their spite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I suppose all politicians make enemies.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Oh, he's not afraid of his real enemies. The capitalists can call
- him what they like. They do, too, and the more the better, Peter says. But
- that's different. Mean things, attacking their own side.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>absently</i>). Yes. (<i>Putting book down.</i>) And this is
- where he prepares his speeches. (<i>Crossing to table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising with book and crossing, replacing it on table</i>).
- Yes. Those are his books.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Gladys looks at titles.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why, this row's all dictionaries.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Peter says people like long words. He writes his article at that
- desk. Peter's printed in the paper every week.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's kept busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And he keeps me busy looking after him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting in the revolving chair and facing Mrs. Garside, standing
- centre</i>). Have you no help?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Me? Nay. I couldn't abide the thought of a strange woman doing <i>'</i>owt
- for Peter. I've cared for him all his life, and I'll go on caring for him
- until he's put another woman in my place. Peter's wife won't be of my
- class. It'll be my duty then to keep myself out of her sight, and a hard
- job I'll find it, too, but I was never one to shirk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Didn't I hear something about a girl in Midland-ton, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with conviction</i>). Don't you believe it, miss. She wasn't
- fit to clean his boots.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And of course he's all London to choose from now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. London! He'll never wed a Londoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He's in love with a Midlandton young lady. Calls her his
- inspiration and I don't know what. But I tell you this, miss, I don't care
- who, she is, she'll be doing well for herself when she marries my Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You think she will marry him, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'd like to see the woman who'd refuse him when he asks her.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Re-enter, left, Fred, and Peter. Fred, addressing Peter.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes. I'll come back. I say, Garside, before I go, congratters, and
- all that sort of thing, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>the pair have emerged very friendly</i>). Congratulations?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>sweeping his hat round</i>). On all this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still puzzled</i>). This?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. This jolly little place, and so on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, that's nothing. Part of the game, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. It's a profitable game when you can run to this after six months of
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It doesn't afford it. Did you ever hear of the hire system? A man
- who means to be a big success simply must have a decent address and be on
- the telephone. People won't believe in you if you're content to hide
- yourself up a mean street.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. But you <i>are</i> a big success, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I've not arrived yet. I'm ambitious.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I like your pluck. Give me a quiet life and a thousand a year paid
- quarterly by the Bank of England. Security's my mark.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm betting on a certainty when I put money on myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'm such a thrifty soul. I never risk more than 10 per cent of my
- income on certainties. That reminds me. Beversham. I must fly. See you
- later. (<i>Reaches door right.</i>) About half an hour, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter goes out with him, is heard closing outer door, and returns
- immediately, closing door. Mrs. Gar-side yawns ostentatiously.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>more with an air of saying something than meaning anything</i>).
- Strange that we should meet in the Strand by accident, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>who has paid for the moment more attention to Mrs. Garside than
- to Gladys, speaking jerkily</i>). You call it accident? I call it Fate. (<i>Mrs.
- Garside executes another palpably diplomatic yawn.</i>) You're tired,
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm sure Miss Mottram will excuse you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Then I think I'll go to my bed. I'm an early bird. Good night,
- Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>after a moment's twinge of conscience, accepting Mrs. Garside's
- hand</i>). Good night, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>to Peter, who opens right door</i>). I'll put your supper out.
- You'll only have your cocoa to make.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter tries not to look angry at the intrusion of domestic details.
- Exit Mrs. Garside. Peter closes the door and stands by it. Gladys is still
- in the revolving chair with her back to the table.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. Fate didn't mean us two to miss each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). Do you believe in Fate?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I believe in mine. I know I was born under a lucky star. I've a
- genius for overcoming obstacles, no matter what they are, Miss Mottram.
- I've the knack of getting what I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't you find continuous success monotonous?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). They're such precious small successes. I'm on the
- foothills yet, and I've set myself a lot of peaks to climb, but already
- I'm in sight of the highest of them all. (<i>Looking at her hard.</i>)
- Even from where I stand now I can glimpse the Mount Everest of my
- ambition.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Happy man, to know what you want. Most of us poor creatures haven't
- the faintest idea what we want to do with our lives.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think better of you than that. You're not a bored society
- butterfly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Must one be in society to be bored? I am bored in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>with the quickly acquired London attitude to the provinces</i>).
- Oh, Midlandton!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. We don't live in Midlandton. No one does. Midlandton! It sends a
- shiver up your baek like the tear of a sheet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I couldn't go back now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And I've given up hope of ever getting to London.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do you want to very much? (<i>Draws towards right arm-chair, and
- sits leaning forward towards her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>with deep conviction</i>). I feel sometimes I'd do anything on
- earth to live here. (<i>Smiling.</i>) You see, I'd like to be a society
- butterfly. You can't understand that, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why not?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I thought you despised luxury.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh dear no. I like good clothes and soft living.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you denounce them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What I denounce is luxury for the few and penury for the many. We
- want to level up, not level down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I've heard something like that before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Probably. It's not my business to be original. If I tried to be
- lofty I'd be talking above the heads of my audiences.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>puzzled</i>). I wonder how much is sincere!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Sincere? I'm a professional advocate. I take a tiny grain of truth,
- dress it up in a pompous parade of rhetoric and deliver it in the manner
- of an oracle and the accent of a cheapjack. It's a question of making my
- points tell. Sincerity doesn't matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising</i>). If I turned myself into a human gramophone, I
- shouldn't boast about it, Mr. Garside. It's not <i>very</i> creditable to
- live by fooling the public.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Creditable? If I fooled them from Fleet Street
- they'd make me a peer. The public likes to be fooled. They know I'm
- fooling them. They pay me to go on fooling them. Some men live by selling
- adulterated beer. I live by selling adulterated truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And neither makes an honest livelihood.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, neither your father the brewer, nor I the demagogue. But I'm
- being frank with you, Miss Mottram. Between us two there's not to be
- pretence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why am <i>I</i> honoured with your confidences?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because you have a right to know. I do these things to make money.
- I want money because&mdash;because of the hope that was born in me when
- your eyes first met mine across the crowd in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>after a slight pause</i>). Mr. Garside, I&mdash;I think I ought
- to go. My brother only left me because he thought your mother would be
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going towards door right</i>). Shall I bring her?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She's gone to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I fancy I can find her if you tell me to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I'm sure I ought.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm sure you always do what you ought, so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Putting his hand to the door-handle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>quickly</i>). Yes, I do&mdash;in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning quickly from door</i>). And this is London. You're on
- holiday.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>checking him</i>). But not from my conscience, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, conscience is so much a matter of climate. A Midlandton
- conscience finds London air very relaxing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting slowly right as before</i>). I don't think you ought to
- disturb your mother, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>resuming his own chair, with conscious hypocrisy</i>). No. Old
- people need such a lot of sleep. So that's settled. Let me see. I was
- talking about myself, wasn't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes. You seem to find the subject interesting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'll talk about the weather if you prefer it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No. You can stick to your text.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Thanks. But I wasn't talking about myself alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>reflectively</i>). I don't remember the exception. It was all
- yourself and the money you're going to make.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The money. Yes. I'm making money, Miss Mottram, and I'm going to
- make more. Do you know why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Money's always useful, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, even a little of it. But I shan't be satisfied with little.
- And I'm a fairly frugal man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You'll grow into a miser on the margin between your moderate wants
- and your colossal income.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I might grow into a married man on that margin. It's to be a good
- margin, because I believe no man should ask his wife to accept a lower
- standard of living than she's been accustomed to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I didn't know Miss Shawcross lived so well.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising, sternly</i>). It isn't a question of Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I thought it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So did I when I was a boy in Midlandton about a hundred years ago.
- I'm wiser now. Women of her class can't adapt themselves to changed
- circumstances. They're a drag on a man's career. You've seen Miss
- Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Well, you know the type. Good, plodding, conscientious, provincial
- girl, with about as much ambition as a potato. Marry her to a bank clerk
- and she'll be in her proper place. Picture her the wife of a Cabinet
- Minister, and&mdash;well, no, you can't. It's unthinkable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. The wife of a what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>imperviously</i>). A Cabinet Minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you're not a Cabinet Minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>quite seriously</i>). No, I'm young yet. What a man of my stamp
- wants is a wife who can help him to push his way, not one I'd be ashamed
- to show in society.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I see. You're marrying into one of the big political families.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. I'm showing you how you can be done with Midlandton and get to
- London. You said you'd do anything for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I meant anything in reason. Shall we change the subject?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>ys (<i>rising, curtly</i>). Then I must go back to the hotel.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Your brother's coming for you. Meantime I ask you to remember the
- difference between the Peter Garside of six months ago and the Garside of
- to-day. I've bridged the gulf that lay between us. A man of genius can do
- things like that. I meant what I said, Miss Mottram. I didn't say it till
- you encouraged me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I have not encouraged you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're here, you know. You let your brother go without you. You let
- my mother leave us alone. Isn't that encouragement?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>as cruelly as she can</i>). I stayed because I find you amusing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I dare say I am amusing. People in deadly earnest usually are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>gently</i>). We'll forget what you said, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, we won't. I can't ask you to marry me yet because I am not
- rich. I'm merely prospering. But I ask you to wait. Give me a year&mdash;no,
- six months. I can offer you a home in London then. It won't be worthy of
- you, but we shan't stagnate. May I come to you in six months' time to get
- your answer to the question I haven't yet the right to ask?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. Rut I know six months of Midlandton are longer than six years
- here. You badly want to live in London now. You'll want it worse then.
- Don't think of me as I was. That's buried. Think of me as I am and as I'm
- going to be. (<i>Electric bell rings right.</i>) That's probably your
- brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b> (<i>half sorry, but on the whole relieved</i>). Yes. Don't keep him
- waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>moving right, and stopping</i>). Before I open the door won't
- you tell me what I want to know? It's all for you&mdash;all my ambitions.
- I only want position for you to grace it, money for you to spend. Give me
- six happy months of hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>with a low laugh</i>). Will hoping make you happy?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, if you tell me I may hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b> (<i>sincerely</i>). Then by all means hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Bell rings again.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's all I want. (<i>He looks at her humbly. She extends her hand
- impulsively. Peter kisses it reverently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You're very absurd. Now let my brother in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter crosses and opens door right, leaving it half open, as he goes
- through and opens outside door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>heard off right, in surprised voice</i>). Hullo!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. (<i>off right, less loudly</i>). Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter appears outside door right, pulling it to him.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off</i>). Leave your coats here. Excuse me. I'll&mdash;I'll just
- close this door and keep the cold out till you're ready.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He enters rapidly, opening the door as little as possible, and closing
- it quickly, putting his back to it. The manouvre is not, however, executed
- fast enough to prevent Jones peering over his shoulder as he enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>standing against the door</i>). It's not your brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>dryly</i>). I gathered that. I'd better go without him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>agitated</i>). You can't. That's the only way out. They'd see
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>surprised</i>). I don't mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. They mustn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why not? Who are they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Constituents.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>alarmed</i>). From Midlandton?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. Let them get a glimpse of you, and God only knows what tale
- will be over Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>agreeing</i>). Yes. They mus'n't see me. On no account. (<i>She
- crosses to left, Peter nods approvingly.</i>) Peter. My mother's there.
- I'll get rid of them quickly. Glad. Remember, I'm trusting you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Gladys, left. Peter opens door right, and speaks off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Ready, comrades? Come in. (<i>Ned and Jones enter, dressed much as
- in Act I. Peter is genial.</i>) How are you? Both well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>as they shake hands</i>). Yes, thanks. (<i>With slight emphasis.</i>)
- Are you well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Quite well, thanks. Never better in my life. (<i>Ned and Jones
- exchange glances.</i>) Sit down, comrades. It's good to see Midlandton
- faces again.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Ned in arm-chair right, Jones left, Peter in revolving chair. Peter's
- attitude at first is the mixture of obsequiousness and patronage of an
- M.P. to influential supporters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I suppose you don't see many people from the old town here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're the first I've seen since I came up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Ah!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And what brings you to town? Pleasure, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, I know. London's a playground to you fellows. It's more like a
- battlefield to your hard-worked member.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>firmly</i>). It's not exactly pleasure we're here for, Comrade
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. More like business. We're a sort of a delegation.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Delegates, eh? What's on? I don't remember any congress at the
- moment?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We're on a special mission.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>obviously forcing an appearance of interest</i>). Now, that's
- very interesting. May I ask the object of this mission?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>grimly</i>). You're the object.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes. We've a crow to pluck with you, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>not yet greatly concerned</i>). Oh? Something you want to
- discuss?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Something we're going to discuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Well, suppose I meet you to-morrow morning. Come
- here at&mdash;yes&mdash;at eleven, and I'll give you an hour with
- pleasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>shaking his head</i>). You'll give us an hour, or as long as we
- want, now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Really, I'm afraid I can't. (<i>Involuntarily glancing left.</i>)
- I'm busy to-night. I'll see you to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We shan't be here to-morrow. We've to go back by the midnight
- train. We've our livings to earn.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Well, look here, eome back in an hour or so, and I'll see you then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>commandingly</i>). You'll see us now. Your time's ours, we pay
- for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You haven't bought me, you know. You pay me to represent your
- interests at Westminster.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Then why aren't you there representing them to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>irritably</i>). I've told you I'm busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Busy with what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mind your own business.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>quietly</i>). It is our business. We've a right to know why you're
- neglecting your duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hotly</i>). I don't neglect my duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. What's on at the House to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>embarrassed</i>). Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>inexorably</i>). What's on?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The Right to Work Bill, I believe. (<i>Sitting again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes. The Right to Work Bill. The cornerstone of the Labour policy.
- Any Labour member who's absent from to-night's division deserves drumming
- out of the party as a traitor to its cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I'll be there for the division if you don't keep me here too
- long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. The division's over. You're out of your place on the most important
- night of the session. You've missed your ehanee to speak. You've missed
- the division. You've not paired. Your vote's lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's not. The division can't take plaee so early.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We've been to the House. We thought we'd find you there. Why
- weren't you there?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've told you I was busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You told the Whip on the telephone you were ill&mdash;too ill to turn
- out. We were there when he rang you up. We eome here, and we find you
- well.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I <i>am</i> indisposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Indisposed!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I meant to go. I started out to go only I became ill on the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You told us when you shook hands you'd never been better.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I dare say. The usual figure of speech. I <i>am</i> recovering.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. No. You spoke the truth then. You're lying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Lying! This is too much. (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>rising</i>). You'll like it less before we've finished. We're
- not in London losing a day's wages for our health. We've been called up to
- decide what's to be done with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>angrily</i>). You'll decide what's to be done with me. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>firmly</i>). We have decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). They've been showing us your record at the
- Whip's office. You ignore them. You go to the House when you think you
- will. You refuse to submit to discipline.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I serve the cause in my own way. (<i>He is consciously on his
- defence now.</i>) It's a better way than listening to dry-as-dust debates
- and tramping endless miles through the division lobbies. I'm getting at
- the people. I'm carrying the fiery sword of revolutionary Socialism
- through the length and breadth of the land. I'm the harbinger of the new
- age. Wherever I go I leave behind me an awakened people, stirred from
- their lethargy and indolent acceptance of things as they are, fired with
- new hopes of the coming dispensation, eager to throw off the yoke and
- strike their blow for freedom, justice, and the social revolution. That's
- my work, comrades, not wasting my energy, my gift of oratory on the
- canting hypocrites at Westminster, but keeping them fresh for the honest
- man outside. I'm going to quarter England, town by town, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>rising, and putting his hand on Peter's arm, shaking his head</i>).
- It won't do, Garsidc.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You needn't wag that silver tongue at us. You're found out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Found out! You can't find out a man you're incapable of
- understanding. You can't drive genius with a bearing rein. I'm a man of
- genius, and you're angry because I can't be a cog in the parliamentary
- machine.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>quietly</i>). Whatever you are, you're paid to be a cog.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If I'm to do my great work for the cause I must live somehow. The
- labourer is worthy of his hire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You're hired twice over. You get lecture fees when you ought to be
- in the House. You make local secretaries compete for your lectures to
- force your price up. You've got swelled head till you think you can do as
- you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't be dictated to by you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. And yet we're your masters, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's my nature to be a free lance. Routine would kill me. I've to
- work for the cause in my own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We don't want free lances. We want workers. If you want to speak to
- the people aren't your week-ends and vacations good enough?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A hundred days to every week are not enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We sent you to Parliament to obey the Party Whips and be governed by
- older and wiser heads than yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Nelson won battles by disobeying orders. If you didn't want
- independence you shouldn't have chosen me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We see that now. You'd ceased to be representative of the
- Midlandton working classes before we chose you for our candidate. You <i>were</i>
- a B.A. You're still less able to represent us now when you make as much in
- a month as your average constituent does in a year. We'll have a better
- man next time.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. You find an ignorant, dense average specimen of the British
- workman without a soul above thirty shillings a week, and he'll just about
- represent the ideas and ambitions of the Midlandton mob.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes, he'll represent us better than you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then God help representative government! You'd better be careful.
- My personal popularity's your finest platform asset.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well, it's an asset we can do without. Put it that you're too
- brilliant for us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, it's the old story. Genius and the Philistine. For two pins I'd
- resign my seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>gravely</i>). We accept your resignation.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We come here to demand it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>abject</i>). Comrades, you don't mean this! You wouldn't do a
- man out of his job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>curtly</i>). Oh, we're finding you a new job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. The Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>slight pause</i>). I won't resign. You've tried and judged me in
- my absence. You haven't given me a chance to say a word in my own defence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You can talk till you're blue in the face without shifting facts.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>growing increasingly hysterical</i>). The facts are that I'm a
- Member of the House of Commons for the term of this Parliament, and you
- can't force me to resign until I do it of my own free will. I'm still M.P.
- for Midlandton, if I've to sleep on the Embankment. I'll go to the House
- in rags. I'll be an M.P. still, M.P. for the outcast, the despised, the
- rejected, the human derelicts, victims of jealousy and injustice and all
- man's inhumanity to man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>contemptuously</i>). You're the victim of nothing but your own
- swelled head.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm the victim of my own great nature. A nature that's cast in too
- large a mould to submit to pettifogging little rules. My life was the
- people's. I demanded nothing in return but a free hand and no
- interference. I've to do this mighty task in my own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes. The way you found most profitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm spending every penny I earn.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes. I'll believe you for once. This place proves that. We sent you
- here to be our representative, not to be a bloody * gentleman. I know what
- your indisposition was that kept you from the House tonight. I saw its
- skirts when you opened the door. That's what we're paying for. For you to&mdash;faugh,
- you sicken me.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- * This word must be omitted in representation. It was
- censored by the Lord Chamberlain about two months before it
- was passed in Mr. Shaw's "Pygmalion.'
-</pre>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't. I saw her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>deliberately</i>). There's no woman here except my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>solemnly</i>). Is that the truth, Peter? I also thought I saw a
- skirt that I'm sure your mother couldn't wear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's the truth. Upon my word of honour it's the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>roughly</i>). I don't believe it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>protesting</i>). We have his word, Karl.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. The word of a convicted liar. He lied about his absence from the
- House. He's lying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>with determination</i>). You'll take my word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Door bell rings r.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes, if you'll let me see who's in that room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My mother's there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. And no one else?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Then show us. Prove it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. He's said enough, Karl. He's passed his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't believe his word's worth that. (<i>Snapping fingers.</i>)
- He's lying for a woman. (<i>Bitterly.</i>) It's the code of a gentleman to
- lie for a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Door bell rings again.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't help your disbelief.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. No, but you can open that door. (<i>Indicating left.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his back to the door</i>). You'll take my word. (<i>Again the
- door bell rings, and Mrs. Garside enters left. Peter turns round on her,
- surprising her by his vehemence. Angrily.</i>) What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door remains open.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Someone's at the door. Didn't you hear the bell ring?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Let it ring. Don't you see I've visitors?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>coming forward like a friend</i>). Good evening, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>unheeding, troubled with Peter</i>). But it'll be Mr. Mottram
- eome baek for his sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He crosses to look through the left door. Gladys enters, meeting
- Jones' eye.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. May I go through to my brother, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>falling back</i>). Miss Mottram!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter looks from one to the other like a caged animal.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>with genuine feeling</i>). Lad, lad, do you lie for the sake of
- lying?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>triumphantly, his voice ringing</i>). I think there'll be no
- dilliculty about that resignation now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>after a slight pause, tensely</i>). On one condition.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>scornfully</i>). You're in a grand position for making
- conditions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Keep your mouths shut about Miss Mottram's presence here, and I
- place my resignation in the Speaker's hands to-morrow. (<i>Slight pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>disagreeing violently</i>). Well, I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. <i>You</i> accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. But&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You have our promise, Garside, and you can take my word.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Jones is silent and sullen.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>vaguely</i>). What!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hysterically</i>). You heard. I'm resigning my seat in the House
- of Commons. Humpty-dumpty had a great fall. (<i>Jones laughs aloud, Gladys
- smiles slightly, Peter almost screams.</i>) Don't laugh. (<i>Suddenly
- self-pitying.</i>) I don't know what I'm saying. (<i>With a flicker of the
- old pride.</i>) But I was an M.P. once. You can't take that from me. (<i>Blundering
- blindly to door, left.</i>) Oh, go, go, all of you. I want to be alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door bell has been steadily ringing. Peter goes off left, and
- bangs the door behind him.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Will you let my brother in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside goes right, and opens door, goes through and lets Fred.
- in.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>to Gladys</i>). Thought you'd gone to sleep. (<i>Seeing Jones.</i>)
- Hello! Our friend of the election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>impatiently</i>). Never mind these men. Come away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Well, don't snap a fellow's head off. (<i>Ned and Jones quietly go
- out right.</i>) Sorry I've been so long, only&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. It doesn't matter. (<i>Raising her voice, looking left</i>). Mr.
- Garside's been an entertainment in himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>crossing</i>). Where is he? In there?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>crossing to right door</i>). Oh, will you come?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Must do the decent by our Member, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's not our Member, he's resigned.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good Lord! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Oh, can't you see we're not wanted here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>crossing towards her</i>). All right. Don't get vicious. Nothing
- to lose your temper over, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I've lost more than my temper. I've lost a chance.... Oh, never
- mind. What's the next train for Midlandton?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Train? What you want's some supper. We've two more days of town.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes. We'll eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die. You're
- standing me champagne to-night, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>She goes out right. Fred, looks after her, puzzled, crosses, and
- shakes Mrs. Garside's limp hand.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good night, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He follows Gladys. Mrs. Garside goes right, the outer door closes, she
- turns light off in the hall and re-enters, closing the door behind her.
- Peter reenters left, composed.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Have they all gone?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes. (<i>Pathetically puzzled.</i>) What does it all mean, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mean? Ruin. My career's blasted. (<i>Sits at table, turning chair
- towards her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. But why, Peter? I can't understand it. I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why? Because I was too successful. Jealousy. That's it. They do
- nothing themselves, but they won't give young blood a chance. Mediocrity's
- their motto. They've no use for brains. So I'm kicked out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Don't take on about it, deary. They'll find they can't do without
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You'd always faith, hadn't you, mother? (<i>Turning to table and
- putting his head on his hands.</i>) But I've fallen like Lucifer, never to
- rise again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>struck with a new delightful thought, hesitating to utter it</i>).
- Peter, it means&mdash;it means&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>not turning</i>). What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing centre</i>). Oh, I'm so glad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>leaping up angrily, and turning on her</i>). Glad!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've been so unhappy here. I shall be glad to be in Midlandton
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>disgustedly</i>). Midlandton! (<i>Shuddering.</i>) Those grimy
- streets reeking of poverty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>reproachfully</i>). Peter! Midlandton is home.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>She gives way a little. Peter stands centre.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. After all, why not? The wounded lion crawls to its lair to
- die. (<i>Pause, looking straight out.</i>) I wonder. Am I a lion or only
- an ass braying in a lion's skin?
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0005" id="link2H_4_0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT IV
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Scene as Act I, except that the room has a bareness indicative of a
- recent removal. The bookcase is on the floor instead of being fastened to
- the wall, and no pictures are hung.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mrs. Garside, dressed as Act I, sits dejectedly in the rocking-chair. A
- knock at the door, centre. Mrs. Garside sighs heavily, rouses herself
- slowly, crosses and opens door. Denis O'Callagan is on the doorstep. The
- blind is drawn. One incandescent light.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. May I come in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And welcome, Mr. O'Callagan.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He enters. She closes door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>coming centre, in front of table, glancing upwards</i>). Still
- the same?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing centre, gloomily</i>). Oh, yes. He doesn't seem to
- care for anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. I can hear him moving about upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sitting left of table, as if too weary to stand</i>). I never
- hear anything else. It's driving me mad. Up and down, up and down, all day
- long, and all night too, till he drops because he's too tired to put one
- foot before the other. It's like a wild beast in a cage.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You've not got him to go out yet?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Nor look like doing till he's carried out feet foremost. He says
- he'll never show his face in Midlandton again. I've done all the work.
- Getting the furniture out of store and everything. Peter didn't raise a
- hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You dropped lucky finding the old house empty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I don't know if I did. It reminds him. Won't take his food now.
- That's the latest. Not that I've much to give him. Heaven knows where
- it'll end. We with no money coming in and nearly every penny as we had
- gone to pay his debts in London and fetch us here. Workhouse next, I
- reckon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>patting her shoulder encouragingly</i>). Let you not be talking
- like that, Mrs. Garside. There's no call to despair. Peter's got to be
- roused.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Haven't we tried and failed? If you fancy you know the way to do
- it I'll be obliged by your telling me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Oh, we've not tried them all yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>vigorously</i>). Then for God's sake go up to him and try.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>without moving</i>). Sure he's not himself at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising, with more force in her voice</i>). Denis O'Callagan,
- if you've a plan to rouse my poor boy I've told you to go upstairs and try
- it on him. If you've come to stand there like a log and tell me what I've
- known this week and more, there's my door, and the sooner you put your
- ugly face outside it the better you'll please me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>giving way a little</i>). I come to tell you of the cure we
- will be putting on him. I'm thinking it won't be to your taste and you
- short tempered with your trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Do you think I care what it is so it puts an end to this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Is that the truth you're telling me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Truth! Bless the man. I'm at the bitter end.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>briskly</i>). Then I'll be stepping out and bringing out my
- cure. I didn't fetch her in because I knew you quarrelled with her. (<i>He
- reaches the door and puts his hand to the latch.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Stop! Do you mean Margaret Shaweross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Yes. (<i>He takes a step towards table. They speak across it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That woman doesn't cross my threshold.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. The sight of her <i>'</i>ull bring the life back into Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You said you wouldn't care what I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I didn't know you meant her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>coming round table</i>). No, and you called me all the names
- you could lay your tongue to when I came in last week.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I thought you one of the lot that ruined Peter. I've told you I'm
- sorry for what I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Yes. You see it now. Why won't you see Miss Shaweross is a friend
- as well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sullenly</i>). She's a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. And can't you be mistaken about a woman just as much as a man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She never did Peter any good. She always thought too little of
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>pleadingly</i>). Give her a chance, Mrs. Garside, she loves
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She'd a queer way of showing it, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. She loves him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>hotly</i>). And don't I love him? If love's all he wants to
- put him right, won't his mother&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. There's different kinds of love. Let her try hers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>grimly</i>). Yes. Let her try.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>moving eagerly</i>). May I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Bring her in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>O'Callagan goes to door, then turns suddenly suspicious.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You're not going to be rude to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'm going to give her her chance fair and square. Loves him, does
- she? We'll see if her love's good enough to do what my love can't, and
- I'll own I'm wrong about her. She'll get no second chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. She'll need none, neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Well, we'll see. Open the door and call her in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>O'Callagan opens door and calls off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Will you come in, Miss Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Margaret in a plain winter costume with a cheap fur round her
- neck.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>in her ear as she passes him</i>). It's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He closes door, Margaret crosses to Mrs. Garside.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>anxiously&mdash;waiving ceremony</i>). How is he, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>turning from her to O'Callagan</i>). Bring him down, Denis,
- you know the way. (<i>O'Callagan crosses and exit r. Mrs. Garside faces
- Margaret.</i>) We'll understand each other first. You're here on
- sufferance. I've let you in same as I would a doctor, because O'Callagan
- thinks there's a chance you'll cure Peter. We're strangers till you've
- done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I understand. Thank you for letting me come. How is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He's like to die because he doesn't want to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter r., O'Callagan and Peter, whose spectacular disarray is nicely
- calculated. Physically he appears normal, but his ruffled hair,
- cross-buttoned waistcoat unbuttoned collar and crooked black tie give the
- appearance of hopeless abandon. He enters wearily, forgetting himself for
- a moment on seeing Margaret and speaking vigorously.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You here! (<i>Turns as if to go back, but O'Callagan closes the
- door quickly.</i>) Why didn't you tell me, Denis?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>stepping forward</i>). Don't go. I've come to see you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not on exhibition. What have you come for? To gloat over me, to
- see for yourself how well you prophesied when you told me I should fail. (<i>He
- turns his back on her, only to face O'Callagan.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. I'm telling you you're not a failure. It's just a temporary check
- in your career you've had.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sullenly</i>). My career's ended.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside sits in the rocking-chair, aloof, watching.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. At twenty-six, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). That's my tragedy. Waste. At twenty-six I'm
- looking backward on a closed account. The future's blank&mdash;all the
- brilliant fruitful years I might have lived.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That you <i>will</i> live, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting left of table, elbows on table and head in hands</i>).
- Oh, what's the use of that? I'm finished. Out, middle stump. And there's
- no second innings in life.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Isn't there? Don't the people need you just as much as ever?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>without turning to him</i>). The people have no use for broken
- idols, Denis.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But <i>we</i> need you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking up</i>). Who are we?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Your own people.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You! You never believed in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I always thought you'd the wrong temperament for Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You knew me for the rotten failure that I am. I congratulate you on
- your perspicacity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>shaking her head</i>). I'm not proud of it. What do you propose
- to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't propose to do anything. (<i>Resuming the hopeless attitude</i>).
- I've shot my bolt. I'm a man with a past, an ex-M.P., ex-Everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>with conviction</i>). You're a blazing idiot.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I quite agree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You're not. You know you're not. I'm only saying it to rouse you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You'll say nothing that I won't agree with.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. All right. You've a big future before you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't agree to that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You have. You're going to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm going to take it lying down, Denis, and that's all there is to
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That's a pretty mean thing to say, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, taunts don't sting me now. I've reached the further side of
- agony.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting at table, centre, leaning on it very close to Peter, and
- speaking without a trace of sympathy</i>). Peter, don't you think you've
- made sufficient demonstration of your grief?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Demonstration?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We're all tremendously impressed. You've thoroughly alarmed us.
- That's what you wanted, wasn't it? (<i>Peter meets her eye questioningly.</i>)
- To prove to yourself that after all you're still of consequence to
- somebody. It's quite true, Peter. We're not content to watch you sulk to
- death. You've made your big effect. For a week you've had the joy of
- fostering your wound, keeping it open for all the world to see how hardly
- you've been hit, but it's time you healed it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hiding his head on the table</i>). Misunderstood!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Misunderstood? (<i>Rising and tapping the table.</i>) Or found out,
- Peter? Which?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>pitiably turning, still sitting, to Mrs. Garside</i>). Mother,
- you let these people in. Are you going to sit there and let them bully a
- sick man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>admiringly</i>). That's a good pose, Peter. The great, strong,
- self-willed man brought down to crying to his mammie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>in an agonised shriek</i>). Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>firmly</i>). I'm not going to interfere. I promised Margaret
- her own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>interrupting, dryly</i>). Besides, I think there may be
- something in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter hides his face again with a deep "Oh!"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>putting his hand on Peter's shoulder</i>). Be a man, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking up at him</i>). Yes, it's all very well for you to talk.
- You with your beastly robust health. I'm an invalid.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I assure you, you're not looking half so feeble as you did. You're
- improving under treatment.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then I must thrive on torture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Something's doing you good. You're not the woebegone catastrophe you
- were.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). I won't tolerate this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You prefer to be a catastrophe, in fact?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>moving right</i>). I want to be left alone. I'm going to my
- bedroom. You can't follow me there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, you'll not escape that way. I don't in the least mind invading
- your bedroom. A doctor has privileges.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. All right. I'll go out, then. Mother, where's my hat?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Splendid. Fresh air will do you good.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't go out. They'll mock me in the streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then you prefer my medicine? I'll go on dosing you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre, behind table, covering face</i>). I'll close my
- eyes and stop my ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>taking her hat off</i>). The night is young. (<i>She puts her hat
- on the bookcase and her fur on it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning and watching her</i>). Oh! So it's to be a trial of
- strength, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just as you like. As I'm strong and you're weak, I ought to win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We'll see if I'm weak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Of course, I've only your word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret takes chair from wall, right, and puts it before fire.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Weak as I am, I'm strong enough to tire you out. (<i>Folding his
- arms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't go to work till nine in the morning. (<i>Sitting on her
- chair.</i>) You don't mind my making myself comfortable for the night,
- Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've told you I'm not interfering, Margaret. You can do as you
- like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Denis, go home. I want to be alone with Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Stay where you are, Denis. Don't leave me alone with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Don't! But I will and sharp too, for it's wishing you a quick
- recovery I am, and the more you hate your medicine the better it is for
- you. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit O'Callagan, l.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Now, Peter, I'm going to talk to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'll take myself out of your way. (<i>Going r.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mother! You too! Haven't I a friend in the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You wouldn't listen to me. It's her turn how. Call me if you want
- me, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Mrs. Garside, r.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting c., stopping his ears</i>). I shan't listen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting and making herself ostentatiously comfortable in the
- rocking-chair, poking fire</i>). Oh, take your time. I'm quite
- comfortable. (<i>She leans back humming "Home, Sweet Home"</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>unstopping his ears</i>). What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, could you hear? You're such a bad listener as a rule. You much
- prefer to talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>folding his arms</i>). My talking days are past. I'll be as mute
- as a fish. Go on. Say what you like. I'll stand it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising and looking down on him</i>). Peter, Peter, how young you
- are!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising excitedly</i>). Young! I'm not young.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought you were going to be silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>walking up and down</i>). Young! As if youth had anything to do
- with arithmetic and the number of one's years. I'm old in suffering and
- experience. I'm an old, old man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>standing c. against table, watching</i>). When you sow wild oats
- that old feeling is usually part of the crop.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hotly</i>). I haven't sown wild oats. I'm not that sort of man.
- (<i>Hesitating.</i>) Unless you mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I didn't, but I might have done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting, sullenly</i>). I wish there were no such things as
- women in the world!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The bi-sexual system has its disadvantages. But we'll forget Miss
- Mottram, Peter. That was a private indiscretion. You sowed your wild oats
- publicly in the fierce light that beats upon a politician. That was the
- arrogance of youth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not so young as you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. Youth is a gift we both possess. I don't intend to waste mine,
- Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No? Well, you've me before you as an awful warning. I'm a living
- cautionary tale. I'm&mdash;&mdash; O, what's the good of talking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Here's a change of front! You used to tell me talking was the finest
- thing you knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, have you no reverence at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For talking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For human suffering. You're mocking at my life's tragedy. You
- hummed a tune just now you must have known was agony to me. My home in
- Midlandton! It's like living in an ashpit.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, no, it's not, and if it is, the microbes can be happy in their
- insignificance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>solemnly</i>). I shall not know happiness again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, need you keep it up with me, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Keep what up?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The pose. You've had your fun with us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Fun!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You've brought us to your feet. We've all come: all of us who care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Care? What do you care for me? Why should you care for a broken
- man, a derelict, one of the legion of the lost, a rotten&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>vigorously</i>). Will you stop embroidering? Do you think I've
- come to listen to all the pretty phrases you've spent a week inventing
- about yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Heaven knows what you came for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You know as well as Heaven does.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do I? But it's&mdash;&mdash; So much has happened since. That's all
- so long ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Less than a year, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A year! What's a year! From poverty to Parliament, from Parliament
- to hell.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Still spinning phrases, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sincerely</i>). I'm a pauper, Margaret. That's not a phrase,
- it's a fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Is there no work to be done in the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A man like me wants something else than bread to work for. I had a
- career once, it's gone today.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Thank God, it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, if you like, thank God for it. It deserved to go. But
- nothing's left worth living for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll give you that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The object, Peter. Don't say again you don't know why I came.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, Margaret, I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not admit it, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because I daren't. A man who's fallen as I fell deserves no second
- ehanee. I've been a silly fool, but it won't mend that to be a criminal
- fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What do you mean by being a criminal fool?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I might have acted as I meant to act when next I saw you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. How did you mean to act?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I meant to ask forgiveness on my knees for all the things I said to
- you. Up in my room I'd come to see it all, sec what a swine I'd been, how
- right you were, how much you knew me better than I knew myself. I thought
- in London that I'd met the worst. I thought my bitterest hour was past.
- But worst and bitterest of all was when I realised all that I'd done to
- you, all that that doing made me miss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>hardly</i>). Then when I came you didn't do as you intended.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, I saw you and I felt ashamed. It's one thing to decide
- within one's mind to do a thing, but quite another thing to do it in the
- flesh. I saw you, saw the suffering in your face and knew that I had
- caused it all. I felt ashamed to speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Ashamed to ask forgiveness? Ashamed to carry out your plan?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We weren't alone. There were others there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just pride, in fact. You were too proud to ask. And when the others
- went?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, yes. Yes. Pride again. Then, too, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Till when? You've not asked yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, am I worth while forgiving?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Peter, when your mother let me come, I came.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. So I thought it worth while.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, you are so beautiful, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Listen to me, Peter. You tell me I am beautiful. You told me I am
- young. I am, but I'm a year older than I was twelve months ago. Twelve
- months ago, when you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's been a crowded year for you. (<i>Gesture from Peter.</i>) Too
- crowded, yes, but there was glamour in it all. You've paid a price, but
- you've known the flavour of success. You've had your fun. I've spent my
- year in Midlandton&mdash;(<i>Peter shudders</i>)&mdash;a plaee where one
- can live, Peter. Oh, yes, one can. But I've been lonely here. A year's
- dropped from me sadly, slowly. I've kept myself alive and that, the daily
- round, is all my history, while you&mdash;well, never mind. The past is
- past. We're where we were a year ago, a little older, just a little less
- in love with life, but still we're here, Peter. You and I, just as we were
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Just as we were?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not? Love understands. We're both a little scarred. We both need
- picking up and making whole. We need each other, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You need me! Margaret, you're not just putting it that way because&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Because it's true. We need each other badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>taking her</i>). Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. So you will have me, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think I always loved you, Margaret. Throughout the madness of my
- pride, behind it all, I think I never quite forgot the great reality of
- you. I've been ambition's drunkard, but behind the mist of self-deluded
- dream, the light shone dimly though. London brought me no peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll bring you peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think you will. (<i>From her.</i>) Oh, but it's madness, madness,
- Margaret. What are we thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Our happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, for a moment we've been happy fools. Now I'm awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. And so?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And so good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Indeed?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, would to God, it needn't be. But here I am, an outcast, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quickly</i>). No phrases, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm a man without a job, Margaret. I can't keep myself, let alone
- anyone else.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Have you tried?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've thought of ways. Scraps of journalism, perhaps. I might live
- that way for a time. I'm a notorious person. They'll take my stuff until&mdash;my&mdash;my
- escapade's forgotten. Then they'll drop me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Excellent reasons for not being a journalist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm fit for nothing else. I thought I had supporters, friends who'd
- rally round when the official party sent me to the rightabout. I've waited
- there a week. I have no friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You don't need friends. You want an employer, and I thought you were
- a skilled mechanic.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. As a matter of fact I did have a vague idea of going in for
- aeroplanes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, Peter, Peter, still the high flights!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>earnestly</i>). There's money in it, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For the mechanic?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I shouldn't be a mechanic long. A man of original mind like me is
- bound to be ahead of the crowd. I've to keep moving fast. I can't wait for
- the mob to catch me up. Yes, there's something in that aeroplane idea.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. There is. Fame. Applause. Incense. Everything that ruined you before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can't be famous without risk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why be famous?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's your doing. You wakened my ambitions. They're there now,
- ineradically fixed, and if they weren't there for myself, they would be
- there for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For me? I don't want them, Peter. Fight them down. Be humble.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not built for humility.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Drop your ambition, Peter. You will feel like Christian when he lost
- his pack.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What do you want me to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. There is always room for you at your old place.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Back to the mechanic's bench. In Midlandton, where everybody knows!
- That's humble pie with a vengeance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A new beginning, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. There's no such thing. In life, we pay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We'll pay together then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't go back.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A man can do things for his woman, Peter, when he can't do them for
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You want me to go back?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter, back to the starting-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's a bitter pill.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But won't you swallow it&mdash;for me? For my sake, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, Margaret, you've won. I'll go back if they'll have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Thank you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't thank me, dear. It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not? It means I'm going to have my heart's desire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Are you happy?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes? Only yes? When I'm almost afraid to be so happy, when&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter, when you are down, you are very, very down, and when
- you're up you are up&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's the way with all geniuses. Oh, I forgot. I'm not a&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Never mind. You're genius enough for me. Only, we'll stop telling
- other people about it, eh, Peter? Now let's go to your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>They move r. together.</i>
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
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- </div>
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- <h1>
- GARSIDE'S CAREER
- </h1>
- <h3>
- A Comedy In Four Acts
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Harold Brighouse
- </h2>
- <h4>
- London: Constable And Company Ltd.
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1914
- </h3>
- <p>
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- <h3>
- TO
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- <h3>
- A. N. MONKHOUSE
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> GARSIDE'S CAREER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> ACT I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> ACT II </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> ACT III. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> ACT IV </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- GARSIDE'S CAREER
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I
- </h2>
- <p>
- Interior of an artisan cottage. Door centre, leading direct to street,
- door right to house. Fireplace with kitchen range left. Table centre, with
- print cloth. Two plain chairs under it, one left, one centre, facing
- audience. Rocking-chair by fireplace. Two chairs against wall right, above
- door. Dresser right, below door. Small hanging bookcase on wall, left
- centre. Window right centre. On walls plainly framed photographs of
- Socialist leaders&mdash;Blatchford, Hyndman, Hardie. The time is 7.0 p.m.
- on a June evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>arside is a working-class woman of 50, greyhaired, slight, with red
- toil-worn hands and a face expressive of resignation marred by occasional
- petulance, dressed in a rough serge skirt, dark print blouse,
- elastic-sided boots, and a white apron. She sits in the rocking-chair,
- watching the cheap alarm-clock fretfully. Outside a boy is heard calling
- "Last Edishun." She rises hastily, feels on the mantelpiece for her purse,
- opens the door centre and buys a paper from the boy who appears through
- the doorway. She closes door, sits centre and spreads the paper on the
- table, rises again and gets spectacle-case from mantelpiece. She sits with
- spectacles on and rapidly goes through the paper seeking some particular
- item.
- </p>
- <p>
- The door centre opens and Margaret Shawcross enters. She is young, dark,
- with a face beautiful in expression rather than feature. It is the face of
- an idealist, one who would go through fire and water for the faith that is
- in her.
- </p>
- <p>
- She is a school teacher, speaking with an educated voice in a slightly
- apparent northern accent, dressed neatly and serviceably.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>arside turns eagerly as she enters and is disappointed on seeing
- Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. Gar</b>. Oh, it's you. I thought it might be&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>closing door, sympathetically</i>). Yes. But it's too early to
- expect Peter back yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with some truculence</i>). He'll not be long. He's always said
- he'd let his mother be the first to hear the news.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>gently</i>). You don't mind my being here to hear it with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising and putting spectacles back on mantelpiece, speaking
- ungraciously</i>). No, you've got a right to hear it too, Margaret. (<i>Margaret
- picks up paper.</i>) I can't find anything in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Peter said the results come out too late for the evening papers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He never told me. (<i>Margaret folds paper on table.</i>) I'm glad
- though. There's no one else <i>'</i>ull know a-front of me. He'll bring
- the good news home himself. He's coming now as fast as train and car <i>'</i>ull
- bring him. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes. He knows we're waiting here, we two who care for Peter more than
- anything on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>giving her a jealous glance</i>). I wish he'd come.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Try to be calm, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>irritably</i>). Calm? How can I be calm? I'm on edge till I
- know. (<i>Rocking her chair quickly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>trying to soothe her</i>). It isn't as if he can't try again if
- he's not through this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>confidently, keeping her chair still</i>). He'll have no need
- to try again. I've a son and his name this night is Peter Garside, b.a. I
- know he's through.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting in chair lift of table</i>). Then if you're sure&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes. I know I'm a fidget. I want to hear it from his own lips.
- He's worked so hard he can't fail. (<i>Accusingly.</i>) You don't believe
- me, Margaret. You're not sure of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>with elbows on table and head on hands</i>). I'm fearful of the
- odds against him&mdash;the chances that the others have and he hasn't. <i>Peter's</i>
- to work for his living. <i>They're</i> free to study all day long. (<i>Rising,
- enthusiastically.</i>) Oh, if he does it, what a triumph for our class.
- Peter Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer, keeping himself
- and you, and studying at night for his degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>dogmatically</i>). The odds don't count. I know Peter. Peter's
- good enough for any odds. You doubt him, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. I've seen him work. I've worked with him till he distanced me and
- left me far behind. He knows enough to pass, to pass above them all&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes, yes!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But examinations are a fearful hazard.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Not to Peter. He's fighting for his class, he's showing them he's
- the better man. He can work with his hands and they can't, and he can work
- with his brain as well as the best of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. He'll do it. It may not be this time, but he'll do it in the end.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>obstinately</i>). This time, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I do hope so.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking at the clock</i>). Do you think there's been a
- breakdown on the cars?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising anxiously</i>). He said seven, and it's after that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>trying to soothe her</i>). Not much.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>pacing about</i>). Why doesn't he come? (<i>Stopping short.</i>)
- Where do people go to find out if there's been an accident? It's the
- police station, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, there's no need&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter Garside bursts in through centre door and closes it behind him
- as he speaks. He is 23, cleanshaven, fair, sturdily built, with a large,
- loose mouth, strong jaw, and square face, dressed in a cheap tweed suit,
- wearing a red tie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>breathlessly</i>). I've done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>going to him; he puts his arm round her and pats her back,
- while she hides her face against his chest</i>). My boy, my boy!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've done it, mother. (<i>Looking proudly at Margaret.</i>) I'm an
- honours man of Midlandton University.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. First class, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. First Class. (<i>Gently disengaging himself from Mrs. Garside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing by his left, looking up at him</i>). I knew, I knew
- it, Peter. I had the faith in you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hanging his cap behind the door right, then coming back to
- centre. Margaret is standing on the hearthrug</i>). Ah, little mother,
- what a help that faith has been to me. I couldn't disappoint a faith like
- yours. I had to win. Mother, Margaret, I've done it. Done it. Oh, I think
- I'm not quite sane to-night. This room seems small all of a sudden. I want
- to leap, to dance, and I know I'd break my neck against the ceiling if I
- did. Peter Garside, b.a. (<i>Approaching Margaret.</i>) Margaret, tell me
- I deserve it. <i>You</i> know what it means to me. The height of my
- ambition. The crown, the goal, my target reached at last. Margaret, isn't
- it a great thing that I've done?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>taking both his hands</i>). A great thing, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, but I was lucky in my papers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, you just deserve it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>dropping her hands</i>). Up to the end I didn't know. I thought
- I'd failed. And here I'm through first class. I've beaten men I never
- hoped to equal. I've called myself a swollen-headed fool for dreaming to
- compete with them, and now&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Now you've justified my faith. I never doubted you&mdash;like
- Margaret did.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking from her to Margaret</i>). Margaret did?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I didn't dare to hope for this, Peter&mdash;at a first attempt.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>contemptuously</i>). She didn't dare. But I did. I dared,
- Peter, I knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>putting his arm over her shoulder</i>). Oh, mother, mother! But
- Margaret was right, if I hadn't had such luck in the papers I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>slipping from him and going to where her cape and bonnet hang
- on the door right</i>). It wasn't luck. Even Margaret said you deserved it
- all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Even Margaret! (<i>Seeing her putting cape on.</i>) You're not
- going out, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with determination</i>). Yes, I am. There's others besides
- Margaret doubted you. I'm going to tell them all. I'm going to be the
- first to spread the news. And won't it spread! Like murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret sits l.c.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, yes. It'll spread fast enough. They may know already.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>turning with her hand on the centre door latch</i>). How could
- they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. News travels fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. But you haven't told anyone else. Have you, Peter? (<i>Reproachfully.</i>)
- You said you'd let me be the first to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I met O'Callagan on his way to the Club. He asked me. I couldn't
- refuse to answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>energetically</i>). He'd no right to meet you. A dreamy
- wastrel like O'Callagan to know before your mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. He'll only tell the men at the Club, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>opening door</i>). And I'll tell the women. They're going to
- know the kind of son I've borne. I'm a proud woman this night, and all
- Belinda Street is going to know I've cause to be. (<i>Sniffing.</i>)
- O'Callagan indeed!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Mrs. Garside.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And now, Margaret? (<i>He stands centre behind table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>looking up and holding out her hand across table; she takes his,
- bending</i>). Oh, my dear, my dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Are you pleased with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Pleased!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Yes. We've done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You, not we. My hero.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We, Margaret, we. I'm no hero. I owe it all to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). You owe it to yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You inspired me. You helped me on. You kept me at it when my
- courage failed. When I wanted to slack you came and worked with me. It was
- your idea from the first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. My idea but your deed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre, behind table</i>). I've had dreams of this.
- Dreams of success. I never thought it would come. It was there on the
- horizon&mdash;a far-off nebulous dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>standing right</i>). It's a reality to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. It's a reality to day. I've done the task you set me. I've
- proved my class as good as theirs. That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I wanted you to win, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've won because you wanted it, because after I won I knew that you&mdash;&mdash;
- (<i>Rising.</i>) Has it been wearisome to wait, Margaret? I had the work,
- lectures, study. You had the tedious clays of teaching idiotic
- middle-class facts to idiotic middle-class children, and evenings when you
- ought to have had me and didn't because I couldn't lose a single precious
- moment's chance of study.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That's clean forgotten. To-night is worth it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. To-night, and the future, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>solemnly</i>). Yes, the future, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This night was always in my dreams. The night when I should come to
- you and say, Margaret Shawcross, this have I done for you, because you
- wanted it. Was it well done, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Nobly done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And the labourer is worthy of his hire? I ask for my reward.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>shaking her head</i>). I can give you no reward that's big
- enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can give the greatest prize on earth. We ought to have been
- married long ago. I've kept you waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That had to be. They won't have married women teachers at the
- Midlandton High School. I couldn't burden you until this fight was fought.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And now, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Now I'm ready&mdash;if&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. More if's?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A very little one. If you've money to keep us three. No going short
- for mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You trust me, don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>giving hand</i>). Yes, Peter, I trust you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>bursting with thoughts</i>). There's my journalism. This degree
- <i>'</i>ull give me a lift at that. I shall get lecture engagements too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>alarmed</i>). Peter, you didn't do it for that!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I did it for you. But I mean to enjoy the fruits of all this work.
- Public speaking's always been a joy to me. You don't know the glorious
- sensation of holding a crowd in the hollow of your hand, mastering it,
- doing what you like with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sadly</i>). I hoped you'd given up speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I haven't spoken lately because I'd other things to do. I haven't
- given it up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You did too much before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You don't know the fascination of the thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>bracing herself for a tussle</i>). I know the fascination's
- fatal. I saw it growing on you&mdash;this desire to speak, to be the
- master of a mob. I hoped I'd cured you of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Cured me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought I'd given you a higher aim.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And <i>that</i> was why you urged this study on me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret! Why? (<i>Backing from, her, and sitting centre during her
- speech.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I've seen men ruined by this itch to speak. You know them. Men we had
- great hopes of in the movement. Men we thought would be real leaders of
- the people. And they spoke, and spoke, and soon said all they had to say,
- became mere windbags trading on a reputation till people tired and turned
- to some new orator. Don't be one of these, Peter. You've solider grit than
- they. The itch to speak is like the itch to drink, except that it's
- cheaper to talk yourself tipsy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You ask a great thing of me, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting right</i>) What shall I see of you if you're out speaking
- every night? You pitied me just now because you had to close your door
- against me while you studied. I could bear that for the time. But this
- other thing, married and widowed at once, with you out at your work all
- day and away night after night&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But I shan't always be working in the daytime.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>alarmed</i>). Not work! Peter&mdash;they haven't dismissed you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, no. I'm safe if anyone is safe. No one is, of course, but I'm
- as safe as man can be. I'm a first-elass workman.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I know that, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So do they. They'll not sack me. I might sack them some day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But&mdash;how shall we live?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, not yet. I'm speaking of the future. Don't
- you see? I'm not content to be a workman all my life. I ought to make a
- living easily by writing and&mdash;and speaking if you'll let me. Then I
- could be with you all day long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>looking straight in front of her</i>). Have I set fire to this
- train?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You don't suppose a B.A. means to stick to manual labour all his
- life, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, dear! This wasn't my idea at all. I wanted you to win your degree
- for the honour of the thing, to show them what a working engineer could
- do. Cease to be a workman and you confess another, worse motive. It's as
- though you only passed to make a profit for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't help being ambitious. I wasn't till you set me on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. If you listened to me then, listen to me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>pushing his chair hack and rising</i>). I might have a career. (<i>Crossing
- to fireplace.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). And I might have a husband. I don't want to
- marry a career, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking into fire, his back to Margaret</i>). I've already got a
- local reputation as a speaker.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then make one as a writer. I know you can.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The other's easier.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's not like you to choose the easy path.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've worked so hard. I did think that now I might have some reward.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You've won your degree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>acquiescent</i>). Oh, yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. And&mdash;I'm ready, Peter. (<i>Slight pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). Yes. You've conquered me. I'll fight ambition
- down. It shall be as you wish, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising and going to him</i>). Peter, oh, my dear, dear Peter! You
- make me feel I don't do right. Oh, but I know. I know. Speaking's so
- deadly dangerous.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I promise not to speak. I'll write. I'll stick to engineering, and
- we'll have our evenings.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You make me very happy, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. When are you going to make me happy, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. As soon as my lord pleases.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Your lord will be pleased in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside enters, centre.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, little mother, have you disseminated the intelligence?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret sits on rocking-chair.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>uncomprehendingly</i>). No. I've been telling folks about you.
- (<i>She takes off bonnet and cape and hangs them on door right.</i>) Some
- of <i>'</i>em's green with jealousy this night. They know I'm the mother
- of a great man now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So you were first, after all?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I meant being first. Who'd the better right to be? Me or a wild
- Irishman? (<i>Crossing to dresser and emptying on a plate the contents of
- a parcel she had brought in.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). And you've been killing the fatted calf for me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>literally</i>). Oh, did you want pressed veal? I've got ham.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't want veal. Food's not a bad idea, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking at Margaret</i>). No. Margaret might have thought of
- that and put the kettle on if she'd had her wits about her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). I'm sorry, Mrs. Garside. We've been talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'd some excuse. Peter's given us something to talk about.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Let me help now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We'll all help. I'll lay the table.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You don't stir a finger, my lad. Sit you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter sits with amused resignation in rocking-chair.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. B.A.s don't lay tables. Now, Margaret. (<i>Mrs. Garside takes
- white cloth from drawer in table and she and Margaret spread it. There is
- a knock at the door. Peter gets up. Mrs. Garside pushes him back into his
- chair</i>). I've told you to sit still. (<i>She crosses to door centre and
- opens it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>visible in doorway</i>). May we come in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>genially</i>). Yes. Come in, the lot of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The three who enter are working men in their evening clothes. Denis
- O'Callagan is 35, clean shaven, an enthusiastic impractical Irishman,
- small and dark. Karl Marx Jones is 30, wears a formally trimmed beard, is
- precise in utterance, doctrinaire in outlook, and practical in procedure.
- Ned Applegarth is a man of 50, his age carrying sober authority, very
- earnest in manner, grizzled moustache, grey hair, black cut-away coat and
- turn-down collar, a responsible leader deferred to willingly by
- O'Callagan, ungraciously by Jones. Ned, entering last, closes the door.
- Each, as he speaks, shakes Peter's hand.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>visible in doorway</i>). Aye. Let us come in, for it's a great
- night surely, and we fair bursting with the glory of the thing that's done
- this day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Comrade Garside, I offer my congratulations.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well done, youngster. (<i>Turning to Mrs. Garside.</i>) Mrs. Garside,
- you've a son to be proud of.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Do you think I don't know it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his demeanour unfeignedly modest</i>). Comrades, Mr. Applegarth,
- it's nothing. I tried my best, but if I hadn't been so lucky in my papers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>interrupting</i>). You've passed. The others were lucky, lucky
- in being men of leisure, sons of wealthy parents with nothing to do but
- study. Don't talk about your luck&mdash;(<i>bitterly</i>)&mdash;the luck
- of a wage slave. It's like winning a foot race with your ankles chained
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's the mighty brain of him that made him win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Comrades, don't give me praise. It wasn't I. Something not myself
- got hold of me and urged me on. Injustice! Tyranny! The consciousness of
- class. The knowledge that in the eyes of my well-to-do competitors I was
- an inferior animal. My hands are rough with toil, the toil they batten on,
- and so they mocked at me for daring to compete with them&mdash;a man with
- a trade. They know now what a working man can do with his brain. They
- laughed on the wrong side of their fat faces, when the list came out
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Bravo!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>sceptically</i>). Are they all such cads? I thought there were
- Socialists among them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Middle-class, kid-glove Socialists, Fabians.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>dryly</i>). You're a fine talker, lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>to Ned</i>). And a brave doer, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well, well, a good start's half the battle, and I'm not denying that
- a ready tongue's a useful gift.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's a dangerous one, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Aye, when it's by itself. Not when it's backed up by a knowledge of
- the principles of Karl Marx and used to expose fearlessly the gross
- fallacies of the capitalist professors of economics.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). Let's get to business. (<i>Jones is resentful.</i>)
- Mrs. Garside's making supper, and we don't want to keep her waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's all one. Food <i>'</i>ull be nobbut a fraud. We're too
- excited to eat this night. Sit you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Thank you, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside puts Ned in chair, centre. Peter and Margaret bring the
- chairs right down stage, putting one right, near table, the other left,
- Jones sits right. O'Callagan at table left, Peter on chair he brings left
- of O'Callagan, and Mrs. Garside presently takes rocking-chair. Margaret
- stands l.c. well away from the rest, as if trying to efface herself, after
- going off left and returning without her hat in a moment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sitting.</i>) Peter, I've said it before, and I say it again. You've
- made a good start, lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Thank you, Mr. Applegarth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. A good start. And now, what comes next?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going left, and meeting Margaret as she reenters</i>). Next?
- This next, Mr. Applegarth. (<i>Taking her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>nodding</i>). So. I mind I'd heard. Well, marriage is a proper
- state. (<i>Jones shows signs of irritation.</i>) And you're a lucky chap
- to have Miss Shawcross for a bride. I don't say anything against marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>hotly</i>). Well, I do. Now and always. In a free state marriage&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>leaning across towards Jones, Peter and Margaret still standing
- behind near left door</i>). And have we got our free state yet? Let you
- wait to be talking of freedom and free-loving men and women till we've had
- our glorious revolution, and in the dawning of that day&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>leaping up, interrupting</i>). There must be pioneers. Some of
- <i>us</i> must set the example. (<i>Appealing to Peter and Margaret.</i>)
- Even at the price of martyrdom, of ostracism by coarse-minded oafs who
- cannot understand, I call on you, Miss Shawcross, to dispense with the
- worn-out form of marriage. Be free lovers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Comrade Jones, you're a married man yourself
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Jones sits dozen abruptly, silenced</i>), and we're here on business.
- And after you're married, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>murmuring disgustedly</i>). Married!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>lightly</i>). Oh, live happily ever afterwards. My horizon
- doesn't go beyond that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Doesn't it? Well, listen to me. There'll be a by-election here
- shortly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why? (<i>Peter leaves Margaret and comes forward to chair right of
- table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Ramsden's resigning South-west Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. About time the old hypocrite did, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This is news to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I know that. It was news to us last night. The question is, do we run
- a candidate this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We ought to. It's a labour seat by rights.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. If only the thick-headed fools would sec their own interests.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). Margaret, you'll have to give me back my word. (<i>Slight
- pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. What word's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've promised to give up public speaking. (<i>They look at Margaret
- in disgusted protest. She speaks quickly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, you shall speak if there's an election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. That's right. All hands to the pump.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll speak myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's a risky thing for you. Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The cause comes first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Before bread and butter? You'll lose your job if they hear of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I must hope they won't hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You're going too fast. There's two things in the way. One's money.
- The other's a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Surely the Central people have a good man ready to fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. No. We've got to find the man, before they help us with money.
- They're a bit down on our chances unless we find a strong local man. A
- local man should pull it off where an outsider might fail. Problem is to
- find him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Faith, and we've found him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yourself, Mr. Applegarth?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I'm the wrong side of fifty, and I'm no speaker. Guess again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's got to be a local man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. That's essential.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't think of anyone who's big enough for that job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Nor we couldn't neither. We gave it up last night and called
- another meeting at the Club to-night. And there we sat, the whole
- executive, no better than a parcel of tongue-tied fools, when O'Callagan
- bursts in and tells us&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes, Peter Garside, b.a., there's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret shrinks back still further.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>going round to him</i>). Peter! My son a Member of Parliament!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>repulsing her</i>). No, no, I'm not worthy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We're the best judges of that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>firmly</i>). I'm too young. I'd be the youngest man in the
- Labour Party.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Someone's got to be that. They need young blood. There's too much
- antideluvian trades unionism about the old gang.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's a queer thing you do be saying, and you without a grey hair to
- your head. It's a queer thing to hear a young man making moan beeause he's
- young.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>appealingly</i>). Peter!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But I'm&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Hesitating and looking from one to the
- other.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't know. I never thought of this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Think of it now. We've to act sharp if we're to do any good at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still wondering</i>). And you've come officially to offer it to
- me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>roughly</i>). Of course we have. Do you think we're playing with
- the thing?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's&mdash;it's awfully sudden. When do you want my answer?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Now. (<i>Seeing Peter's distress, more kindly.</i>) To-night, anyhow.
- The whole thing <i>'</i>ull be over in six weeks. We've little enough time
- in all conscience to create an organization.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And if I say&mdash;no?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Then one of the murdering blood-suckers that live upon our labour
- <i>'</i>ull get the seat, and it won't matter either way which side wins,
- for it's all one to the working man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. It's you or nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>appealing</i>). Lad, you'll not say no. I don't say you'll never
- get another chance, beeause B.A.s are sort of scarce in the Amalgamated
- Society of Engineers. But I do say this. We want you. You've got a call to
- a high place and a high duty. Are you going to fail us in our need?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. We want you for another nail in the coffin of capitalism, another
- link in the golden chain that's dragging us up from slavery the way we'll
- be free men the day that chain's complete.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). And I'd be a nine-carat link, Denis. I'm made of
- baser stuff than the great leaders who compose that chain. I'm not worthy
- to aspire to a seat by their side in Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. There's such a vice as over-modesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Nay, I like you better for being modest. You'd like us to go out and
- eome back in an hour or so.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Say yes to them, Peter. Tell them you'll be a Member of
- Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Members of Parliament need electing first, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. And are you doubting that you'll be elected? You've only to say
- you'll stand, and you can practise putting M.P. after your name this
- night, for you'll have need to write it certainly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going to Margaret</i>). Margaret, what shall I say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You must decide this for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>coming forward a little reluctantly</i>). Yes, Peter. You must
- decide. No one can help you there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Won't you tell me what you think?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>firmly</i>). Not now. No other mind than yours can make this
- choice.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>adrift</i>). But, Margaret, you've always given me advice.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>jealously</i>). She wants to hold you back. She's never had
- the faith in you that others have. She'd like to tell you now you're not
- good enough for Parliament only there's too many here to give her the lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mother, mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Oh, yes, I dare say, put Margaret first, Margaret who doesn't
- believe in you, in front of all the rest of us who know Parliament's not
- good enough for you. It's the House of Lords you should be in.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I hope not so bad as that, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. We'll be taking a stroll round the houses, and come in again
- presently.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning to them</i>). No. Don't go. I'll give you my answer now.
- I've decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'll stand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. (<i>shaking his hand</i>). Good lad!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. It's destroyed I am with joy, and me after thinking he wasn't going
- to stand at all. You'll be elected surely, and we the nearer by another
- step to that great glittering dawn that's coming to bring peace and
- happiness to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Don't gabble, Denis. We've to work to organize for victory. I'm
- going to the Club to beat up recruits.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We're all coming, Karl. We're not going into this with our hands in
- our pockets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>making for his cap</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>stopping him</i>). Not you, Peter. You've earned a rest to-night.
- You begin to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Rest! I shan't rest till after the election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You've to keep your strength for the street corners. We'll do the
- donkey work. Clerking's all some of us are fit for. (<i>Glancing at
- O'Callagan.</i>) You can draft your election address if you want something
- to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You'll want every ounce of strength. Ramsden's done us a good turn by
- resigning in the summer time. They can have every hall in the town and
- welcome. But open-air speaking night after night&mdash;well, look to your
- lungs. We'll watch the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm in your hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. That's right. Take it easy now. You'll have to sprint at the finish.
- Now, comrades. (<i>Opening door, centre.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Good night, all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter holds door open and sees them go, he, Margaret, and Mrs. Garside
- chorussing "Good night," then he closes the door, and leans against it as
- if dazed, passing his hand across his forehead.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My God! It's like a dream. I can't get used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'll get used to it fast enough. It's always an easy thing to
- take your natural state in life. You were born to be great. (<i>Viciously.</i>)
- However much some folk <i>'</i>ud like to keep you down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I suppose I shall settle to it. (<i>Coming to chair right and
- sitting, Mrs. Garside is to his left, Margaret his right.</i>) In a few
- days it <i>'</i>ull seem matter of fact enough to be Labour candidate for
- the division. But it hasn't got me that way yet. Margaret, when you set me
- on to study for my B.A., you little thought it was going to lead to this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>slowly</i>). No. I didn't think it would lead to this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sharply</i>). And you're not well pleased it has. Some people
- can't stand the sight of other folk's success.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>protesting</i>). Mother, mother, without Margaret this would
- never have happened to me. I owe it all to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sceptically</i>). Because she told you to study? It's a proper
- easy job to tell someone else to do a thing. A fine lot easier than doing
- it yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Come, mother, I can't have you quarrelling with Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sulkily</i>). What does she want to go and discourage you for?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. She didn't discourage me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She wouldn't say a word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. She will now. Won't you, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What do you want me to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Say what you want.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then I say this: Go on and prosper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>relieved</i>). Ah! You couldn't wish me anything but well. You
- see, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>grimly</i>). Yes, but you don't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You don't sec what she means.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently smiling at Margaret</i>). Oh, Margaret means what
- she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And more. She doesn't want you to go into Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>puzzled, looking at Margaret</i>). Doesn't what&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;?
- (<i>Slightly pausing.</i>) Speak, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. I don't want you to go into Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>triumphantly</i>). What did I tell you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But Margaret, why not? Don't you see what a chance it is? Take it,
- and I go up, up, Fortune, Fame, anything&mdash;the prospects are
- tremendous. Miss it, and I sink baek to obscurity. You can't want me to
- miss a chance like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I wanted to be married to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's it, Peter. That's your Margaret all over. All she cares
- about is herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>ignoring her&mdash;to Margaret</i>). Nothing's going to
- interfere with that. Nothing on earth. You needn't fear. We're to be
- married in a month. Exactly as we fixed just now. A month? It'll come in
- the thick of the fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We can't be married while the election's on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>thinking aloud, enthusiastically</i>). Oh, but we must. We must.
- I hadn't thought of that. Weddings are always popular. See what an
- advertisement it will be.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). We won't use our love to advertise your
- candidature, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. To hear you talk, it might be something you're ashamed of.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's throwing away a golden opportunity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm sorry, Peter. But I can't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Won't, you mean. You want to see him defeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>with quiet force</i>). I shall work till I drop to help him on to
- victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You'll help best by doing what he asks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I really think you might, Margaret. It's not a new plan. I'm only
- asking you to carry out the arrangement you made this very evening. You
- didn't object then, I can't see what your scruple is now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. If you can't see for yourself that it's vulgar and hideous and
- horrible to drag our love into the glare of an election, I'm afraid I
- can't help you to see it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't see it. Love's not a hole-and-corner business. Why
- shouldn't everybody know?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. All who matter know already.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Only our own circle.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It doesn't concern the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>arguing hotly</i>). Except as an advertisement. We shan't have
- too much money to spend on printers' bills. We ean't buy hoardings like
- the capitalist parties. And here's a glorious advertisement simply going
- begging. We can have it at the cost of your forgetting some imaginary
- scruple of delicacy. Elections aren't delicate affairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. But our love is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. If your love's so finicky it can't stand daylight, it's not worth
- much. A love like that <i>'</i>ull not last long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're right there, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>eagerly</i>). She wants to hold you back, she'd like to see
- you tied to engineering all your life. For why? She's wild because you're
- going up in the world. She knows she's not fit to go up with you, so she's
- trying to keep you where you are. That's why she refuses to help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't refuse to help. I'm going to help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, anything except the only way that's helpful. I don't want
- other help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You can't go without it. You can't stop me working for the cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes, and you'd work harder for any other candidate than Peter. I
- know you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Not harder, but certainly with a better will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>soberly</i>). Margaret, you're standing in my way. Oh, I owe a
- lot to you. I don't forget it. But... But a man has to rely on his own
- judgment. If I took your advice, I'd wreck my career. You've always
- underrated me. You thought I wouldn't get my degree. I did get my degree.
- And I'll prove you wrong again. I'll be M.P. before six weeks are out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I say again: Go on and prosper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And she means you can prosper without her, and a good riddance
- too, I say.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do you mean that, Margaret?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I think we'll wait a little, Peter. You've other things to think of
- now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said that when I started studying.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I say it again now when you're starting electioneering.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>losing temper</i>). And after that there'll be something else
- and something after that, and so on, till Doomsday <i>'</i>ull see us
- still unmarried. I begin to think you never mean to marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. It's about time you did begin to think it, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>suffering</i>). Oh, Peter, why won't you understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because you're not reasonable. (<i>Slight pause.</i>) Tell me this.
- Do you think I'm not fit for Parliament?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>painfully</i>). Yes, dear. I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>roughly</i>). Don't call me dear. If that's the way you talk,
- you're not dear to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've seen it for long enough&mdash;her thinking meanly of you and
- the rest of us knowing different, and you for ever hearkening to her as if
- she was Almighty God.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>facing Mrs. Garside</i>). I won't stand this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You've got to. You're shown up now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. This means you've no faith in me, Margaret. And if you've no faith,
- you've no love&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>despairingly</i>). Peter, you mustn't say such things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You can't get away from the truth, my girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I say them beeause they're true. It's for you to prove me wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. How? Tell me how?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Marry me in the month as we arranged, and I'll go down on my knees
- and ask your pardon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I can't marry you in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then it's true. You don't love me. You don't believe in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I&mdash;I think I'll go home.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Margaret right, returning quickly with her hat, which she puts
- on. Peter watches her go and meets her as she returns.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>appealingly</i>). Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No, Peter. I can't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>acquiescing</i>). Then&mdash;good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I shall see you often at the Committee Rooms. Don't tell me I mustn't
- work for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If it was only for myself I wouldn't have your help at any price.
- But, as you told us, you'll not be work-for me but for the cause. (<i>Grandiloquently.</i>)
- In the name of the cause I accept your help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>simply</i>). Thank you, Peter. I shall work hard. Good night,
- Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside makes no sign. Peter moves towards Margaret, checks
- himself, and she goes out.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That's a good job done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't talk about it, mother, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You can look higher than a school marm now you're going into
- Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>distressed</i>). Please, please!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>cheerfully</i>). Oh, well, we'll have supper and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Have yours. I only want this end of the table. (<i>Collecting
- paper, ink, and pen and sitting at right end of table.</i>) I must do
- something to forget.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. What are you doing?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Drafting my address. Hand me down that dictionary, will you? (<i>Indicating
- hanging shelf.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>getting large dictionary from shelf and putting on table near
- him.</i>) You don't want a dictionary. It's all there in that brain of
- yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A dictionary's useful. People like to read long words. It looks
- erudite, and costs nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. They'll never understand dictionary words, Peter. (<i>Poking fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That doesn't matter. They'll be impressed. (<i>Dipping pen and
- bending.</i>) Don't disturb me while I write.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Ornate drawing-room in Sir Jasper Mottram's house. Centre is a large
- window giving access to a balcony. It is, however, evening, and the drawn
- curtains conceal the balcony. Door left. Light wall colouring and carpet.
- Fireplace right. No fire. Chesterfield right centre. Light arm-chairs left
- and left centre. Japanese screen before fireplace. Large Japanese jar in
- left corner.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Gladys Mottram is sitting on the Chesterfield reading a novel. She is
- in evening dress, a pretty, flirtatious, empty-headed girl, bored with her
- daily life and seizing eagerly on any distraction. Freddie Mottram, her
- brother, is 30, and conceals real kindness behind his flippant manner. He
- doesn't go deep and he likes money, but he is on good terms with the world
- and doesn't mind a little trouble or even unconventionality to put the
- world on good terms with him. He is fair, with fair moustache, and his
- figure is that of the ex-athlete who could still give a good account of
- himself. He leans back in the arm-chair, yawning and consulting his watch,
- glancing at Gladys, entrenched behind her book, again yawning and making
- up his mind to address her.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>nursing a grievance</i>). I say, Gladys, how much longer do you
- expect me to wait?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>looking up from her book, calmly</i>). Till Mr. Garside goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And he hasn't come yet. Just when I particularly want to go out,
- too. It's all very well for the governor to be civil to him. He's got to.
- But I do bar doing the honours myself to a horny-handed son of toil.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>putting her book beside her, face downwards. With an air of
- resignation</i>). You don't particularly want to go out. You're only going
- to the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>seriously</i>). But I particularly want to go to the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You go every night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Every night isn't my lucky night. Thursday is. I always win on
- Thursdays. The governor ought to do his own dirty work. He's Mayor, not I.
- Cutting his duty, I call it, being away to-night just when I'm bound to
- make money.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He'll be here when he's ready. He's going to be late on purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Very much on purpose. Yes. There you've got it. He had Rankin and
- Beverley here to dinner together. Quite right, too. Rankin's a Radical
- rotter, but he's a gentleman. When it comes to Garside the governor shirks
- and leaves it to us. Why on earth he wants to ask a Labour candidate here
- at all simply floors me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He has to treat them all alike.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Then he should have had Garside to dinner, and given us some sport
- over the asparagus.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. That wasn't necessary.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And this isn't necessary. Rankin and Beverley, by all means. They're
- probables. But why waste time on an outsider like Garside? It'll only
- swell his head to be our guest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He isn't an outsider.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You don't say the governor's taking him seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's taking him very seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>horrified</i>). Oh, I say. No. It's absurd.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Garside's making headway fast. He's a fine speaker, and he's
- popular.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. A mechanic a fine speaker! Rot! Who says so?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I for one. I've heard him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You have! It's a quaint taste.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. More than once.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>sarcastically</i>). Making a hobby of it? (<i>Seriously.</i>)
- Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. In the street.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>genuinely shocked</i>). You've been listening to a tub-thumper
- at street corners? I say, hang it, Gladys, there are things people don't
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. The first time was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. The second was a crime.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising, and speaking enthusiastically</i>). I went again because
- I admired the man. I liked to hear that ringing voice, to be one of that
- wild enthusiastic crowd bewitched by the spell of his personality. He saw
- me too. I stood at the back of the crowd, but he saw me and he spoke for
- me for me. Our eyes met, and I know he spoke for me alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting and leaning back, fanning his face</i>). Why didn't you
- warn me? I didn't know I was to meet my future brother-in-law to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't be absurd, Freddie. (<i>Sitting again.</i>) It's because he's
- doing so well that father asked him here, and we've to keep him as long as
- possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>looking at watch</i>). My ducats, oh, my ducats! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Because every moment that he's prevented from speaking is a loss to
- him and a gain to us. As Mayor, father's supposed to be neutral, at the
- election, so that gives him an excuse to entertain Garside and spoil his
- speaking for one night, anyhow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. That's a bit tricky.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. All's fair in war.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And love, Gladys, and love.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't be sillier than you can help.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Besides, they'll have others to keep the ball rolling while he's
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. There's a firebrand of a woman speaking every night who's about as
- popular as he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>interested</i>). A woman? Is she good-looking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You wouldn't. You'd only eyes for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She doesn't speak on the same platforms with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Don't blame her, either. Only one star turn to each show, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Anyhow, father's instructions are to keep Garside here till he comes
- home, if we can.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. All right. Tell Timson to lock him up in the pantry and keep him
- there till the election's over.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Afraid that's too crude, Freddie. I'll do my best to hold him for
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh? Be careful. Flirtation's a risky game even when both sides know
- the rules. It's always apt to end in marriage; and that chap won't know
- the rules. Much better lock him up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Kidnapping's out of date.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, you want him to get in. He's fascinated you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>tartly</i>). That's doubtless why I've been canvassing for Mr.
- Beverley all day, while you've been watching a cricket match.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, Glad, someone's got to support-county cricket. I did a
- jolly plucky thing to-day. Wore old Beverley's colours and nearly got
- mobbed in the bar by a beastly gang of Radicals.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You shouldn't go into bars.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And you shouldn't hang about street corners with a set of
- Socialists. Serve you right if you'd got your pocket picked. I'd rather be
- an open drinker than a secret revolutionist any day.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Lady Mottram. She is white-haired and authoritative in manner,
- dressed in a high evening gown, too freely jewelled. Freddie rises.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hullo, mater. Any luck?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. If you mean by that expression has Mr. Garside arrived, he has
- not. (<i>Crosses to Chesterfield.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>looking at watch</i>). Well, he may be an upright youth, but
- punctuality isn't amongst his virtues.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>standing by Chesterfield</i>). It's just as well. I have a
- disagreeable duty to perform. (<i>Sitting, very dignified.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). Hope it'll keep fine for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ring the bell, Freddie. (<i>Freddie crosses to fireplace and
- rings.</i>) Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove, Gladys, someone's going to catch it. Mark that
- awe-inspiring frown. I'm getting frit.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Show the young person in here, Timson.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Yes, my lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Timson. Freddie is following with exaggerated fear.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Don't go, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, but I do hate thunderstorms when I've no umbrella.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. I want to be certain you're here when Mr. Garside comes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Mayn't a man have a cigarette? I'll come back. (<i>Timson opens door
- as Freddie comes to it. Looking off Freddie sees Margaret, and stops
- short.</i>) By Jove, I'll stay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b> (<i>with marked disapproval</i>). Miss Shawcross.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Margaret dressed as Act I, with the addition of a light coat,
- without gloves. Lady M. and Gladys remain seated. Fred, stands right, well
- behind the Chesterfield. Margaret stands left, in some confusion. Exit
- Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You... I understand you want to see me, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>immensely superior</i>). Yes. Your name is Shawcross? Margaret
- Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Fifteen, Rosalie Street?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ah! (<i>With patronising kindliness.</i>) I've sent for you, Miss
- Shawcross, to give you a warning&mdash;a friendly warning. Er&mdash;you
- may sit down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting stiffly, but not awkwardly, left</i>). Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You are an assistant-teacher at the Midland-ton Girls' High
- School?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You're aware that I am a member of the Governing Board?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>expansively</i>). In fact, I may say I have a preponderating
- influence. Bear that fact in mind, Miss Shaweross. (<i>Margaret inclines
- her head.</i>) We don't enquire offensively into the conduct of our staff
- out of school hours. So long as they behave themselves respectably we are
- satisfied. Does your experience confirm that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You've suffered no inquisition into your private life? No
- interference into your personal affairs?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. None.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>nodding grimly</i>). Ah! Then you'll do us the justice to
- acknowledge that we don't move except in extreme cases. I regret to say
- yours is an extreme ease, Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising</i>). Mine!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Freddie's attitude conveys interest plus pity, Gladys's unrelieved
- contempt.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>severely</i>). Yours. I don't complain of your holding
- heterodox views. It is a regrettable fact that many young women of to-day
- hold alarmingly lax opinions. But they keep their views to themselves.
- They confine them to their own circle. It has been left to you to proclaim
- publicly at street corners your loose morality, to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You'll pardon me. I've done nothing of the sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. I'm grievously misinformed if you're not a self-confessed
- Socialist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You spoke of loose morality.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>curtly</i>). Same thing. Do you admit to publicly advocating
- Socialism?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Certainly. You publicly advocate Tariff Reform. Why shouldn't I
- advocate Socialism?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. The cases are hardly parallel. The one is respectable, the other
- isn't. However, you're not here to argue with me. You have to earn your
- living. An orphan, I understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. You've the more reason to walk warily. (<i>Kindly.</i>) Now,
- you're young, and you're ignorant, and I'm ready to overlook this. I could
- have you dismissed at once, but I've no doubt you'll be a good girl after
- this little talk. Good night, Miss Shawcross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Good night, Lady Mottram. (<i>She moves towards door. Freddie opens
- it, she turns back.</i>) No, I won't go like this. You'd have the right to
- tell me I deceived you. (<i>Freddie closes door and stands centre.</i>) I
- can't take your warning, Lady Mottram. (<i>Lady M. rises.</i>) I dare say
- it's kindly meant. I thank you for that. But as for stopping speaking,
- working heart and soul for the cause that's all in all to me, I can't do
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Can't? Won't, you mean. This is defiance, Miss Shawcross. You'd
- better take care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>splendidly contemptuous</i>). Care! Life isn't all taking care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>calmly</i>). It's really very rash of you. Your livelihood's
- at stake. I say nothing about your immortal soul, which is endangered if
- it's not already lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Suppose you leave my soul out, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- My employment <i>is</i> in your hands. You have the power to take that
- from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Persist in your defiance and I shall be compelled to exercise that
- power.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>to Mar.</i>). Speaking from long and intimate acquaintance with
- my mother, I should just like to interpolate the remark that she
- invariably means what she says.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>coldly</i>). Thank you. I haven't worked for Socialism without
- knowing the risks I took. There's nothing unusual in this. Since
- Socialism's been the bogey of the employing class, dismissal for
- Socialists is an everyday occurrence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>mildly angered</i>). This is too much. To associate <i>me</i>
- with cowardly employers who abuse their power, when my only object is to
- secure respectability in our teaching staff.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, they all do it for excellent motives. How long have I, Lady
- Mottram?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Till Miss Allinson can replace you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Till then I can go on contaminating my pupils! However, to replace me
- won't take an hour. Unemployed teachers aren't scarce.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>viciously</i>). You are dismissed for gross misconduct, and
- the fact will be stated on any reference you ask for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, mater, that's a bit rough. (<i>Margaret turns to door.
- Freddie stands intercepting her.</i>) Give the girl a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mind your own business, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, how do you know she won't starve?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Her sort don't starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She's wearing an engagement ring. Someone's ready to keep her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). My engagement's broken off.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Then why do you carry a lie on your finger?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I hadn't the courage to take it off&mdash;till now. (<i>Putting ring
- in coat-pocket.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You're in a bit of a hole, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Gladys, if Freddie's going to be sympathetic to this young person,
- you and I had better retire. Conversations between young men and persons
- of her class are not carried on in the presence of ladies.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady M. and Gladys go out, Freddie opening door. Margaret is
- following. He closes the door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. One moment, Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Let me go, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes. I say. I know I'm being assinine. I am rather an ass. But I'm a
- genial sort of ass, and if there's one thing I ean't stand it's one woman
- being beastly to another. Women are the limit. (<i>Rapidly, as Margaret
- shows impatience.</i>) What I mean is, can I do anything for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>curtly</i>). No, thank you, Mr. Mottram. (<i>Trying to pass him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>with a stronger note of seriousness</i>). No, you're not going
- till I let you. The mater's made it hard enough. That's the worst of
- women. They won't be sportsmen. Mind you, I'm not blaming her. Swop
- positions and you'd do it yourself. But you've lost your job. That's an
- idiotic thing to do now. As if any footling politics were worth a tinker's
- cuss!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why are you keeping me here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'm telling you, aren't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It wasn't very lucid.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. What are you going to do for a living?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That isn't your business, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>seriously</i>). Look here, I'm not a woman eater. I'm a cheerful
- soul, and I hate to see people in distress. The mater's got you down. Foul
- blow, too. Hitting below the belt, to sack you without a character. What
- are you going to do about it, Miss Shaweross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't know yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Let me talk to some Johnnie at the Club, and make him take you into
- his office.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why should you? And do you think anybody will have me without a
- character?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'll fix that all right. Only it'll be an office.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I can typewrite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove! What a brainy chap you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't know why you're doing this, but I'll work my fingers to the
- bone if you can get me work where they'll not mind my principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You can be a Particular Baptist, or a Neo-Confucian for all this
- Johnnie <i>'</i>ull care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Are you sure he's the same man in his office as in his Club?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, don't wet blanket me. I'm only trying.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm sorry, Mr. Mottram. Your friend will find me a hard worker.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, you won't overdo that part of it, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What part?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. The working. Bad form to make the pace hotter than the regular rate.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought offices were places for hard work.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I dare say you're right. I expect that's why the office men I know
- spend so much time at the Club, out of work's way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Mr. Mottram, why are you doing this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, I'm a starved creature. Being good keeps me warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter enters. He has gained considerably in self-confidence, and
- enters rather defiantly. Exit Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>stepping forward</i>). Good evening, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>seeing Margaret, and seeing red. Ignoring Fred.</i>). You here!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Lady Mottram sent for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's a very suspicious circumstance. I find you here in the enemy's
- camp, looking confused, guilty. You'd better explain yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>offering hand again, emphatically</i>). Good evening, Mr.
- Garside. Why's it the enemy's camp, when mayors are neutral at elections?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>carelessly, just touching his hand</i>). Oh, good evening. Sir
- Jasper is officially neutral, sir. But he is actually chairman of the
- Employers' Federation, and, as such, our bitterest enemy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By the way, you're here yourself, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I am paying an official visit to the Mayor. It's different with
- this lady. She works for me&mdash;ostentatiously. She's supposed to be
- addressing a meeting for me at this moment. Instead, I find her here,
- playing the traitor and betraying me to my political enemies.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I always thought it wanted a lot of imagination to be a politician.
- Does yours often bolt like this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's not very convincing. (<i>Brushing him aside.</i>) Excuse me,
- Mr. Mottram. I must get to the bottom of this. (<i>To Margaret.</i>) What
- have you to say for yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Quite right, too. Some things are too silly to reply to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then I shall draw my own conclusions.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter is left, Freddie centre, and Margaret right.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'd advise you to draw <i>'</i>em mild. (<i>Turning to Margaret.</i>)
- This isn't your lucky night, Miss Shaw-cross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It doesn't matter, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes, it does. If you won't tell Mr. Garside why you're here, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>appealingly</i>). Please don't. (<i>Proudly.</i>) My personal
- affairs are no concern of Mr. Garside's.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And meantime let me tell you, sir, that your ardour to defend the
- lady only makes bad worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good Lord! I always said politicians were people who hadn't the
- brains to be frivolous, but I never knew they were quite so stupid. Why,
- man&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Lady Mottram and Gladys. Fred stops abruptly.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>sweetly</i>). So pleased you've come, Mr. Gar-side.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>quite sure of himself</i>). Good evening, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mr. Garside, my daughter. (<i>Gladys meets Peter's eyes and bows;
- he starts perceptibly.</i>) So sorry Sir Jasper isn't here to welcome you,
- but I hope my son's made you feel quite at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. We've talked like brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>realising Margaret's presence</i>). Miss Shaw-eross, I think I
- told you you could go. Will you ring, Freddie?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'll sec Miss Shaweross out.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram shrugs, and turns virtuously away. Fred, opens door, and
- Margaret moves to it.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>as she goes past</i>). Where are you going?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'm going to speak. I'm advertised to speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>frigidly</i>). No, Socialism.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>turning</i>). Then you will take the consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quietly</i>). Oh, yes. I'll take the consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exeunt Margaret and Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>sitting on Chesterfield and motioning Peter to sit by her.
- Gladys sits opposite</i>). Young men are so susceptible to a pretty face.
- Don't you think so, Mr. Garside? (<i>Quickly.</i>) Oh, but of course you
- are serious-minded.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>glancing at Gladys</i>). I'm not beauty-proof, Lady Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Ah, but real beauty is so rare.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's why it haunts me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Is there a case in point?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>insincerely</i>). How romantic! Do tell us about it, Mr.
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>eyeing Gladys</i>). Shall I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Do please.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It is romantic, Lady Mottram. I didn't think such beauty could be
- earthly. It came upon me just as I stood speaking at a street corner one
- night, a face on the outskirts of my audience. I was tired and it gave me
- strength. My voice was failing, but it rang out fresh again to reach those
- ears. I've seen it many times since then, that angel's face with a halo,
- always at the fringe of the crowd, always an inspiration, eyes that
- yearned to mine across the sea of caps and drew my very soul into my
- words. I thought it was a dream. Could the same clay that moulded me be
- shaped to this vision? Until to-night I didn't know such women could
- exist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>trying to appear interested</i>). It's a woman, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Woman or goddess, she's alive. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. She'd be flattered if she heard you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not flattering her.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Re-enter Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I've seen her off the premises.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Don't interrupt. Mr. Garside's telling us about a woman with a
- wonderful face who's been inspiring his speeches.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting r.c.</i>). Oh, yes? A face that launched a thousand
- speeches? Bit of a responsibility for any face.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. And who is she, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What a pity. She'll never know what she's been to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think she knows now, Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Fair Unknown inspires your speeches, your speeches inspire electors,
- electors elect you, and it'll be Garsidc, M.P., when it ought to be Fair
- Unknown, M.P.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Only the electors haven't elected me yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I hear they're going to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently</i>). It's highly probable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Do you know London, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, but I hope to shortly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You must let me show you round. You'll feel strange at first.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not afraid of London. If it's a case of London conquering me or
- me conquering London I know which will win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Going to be one of our conquerors, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I mean to try. I've got ambitions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Thank God, I haven't. A cosy club and a decent cigar are good enough
- for me. Please count me conquered in advance. (<i>Lolling easily in chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. But has a Labour member such opportunities of&mdash;er&mdash;conquering
- London, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If he puts them to the right use. Yes&mdash;there's money in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>sitting up, interested</i>). Money? I'll be a Labour member. I
- like money.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't say it's been done up to now. I'm going to do it, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. What's the recipe?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, you begin by journalism and lecture engagements.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. And that's the royal road to wealth? Mother, why wasn't I brought up
- to be a Labour member! This solves the problem of what shall we do with
- our sons. Only it's too like work for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Freddie, don't chaff Mr. Garside. He isn't one of your frivolous
- Club companions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I haven't been through the half of an election campaign without
- toughening my epidermis, Miss Mottram. I'm not afraid of ridicule.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You'll go far, Mr. Garside. The secret of success is to have no
- sense of humour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. A lot you know about success.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I know everything. I'm not successful and outsiders watch the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Children! Children!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, don't apologise, Lady Mottram. I know what family life is in
- upper-class households. I've read my Shaw.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>To their relief Timson enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What is it, Timson?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. Sir Jasper is asking for you on the telephone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Excuse me, Mr. Garside. (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Timson</b>. And there's a man called for you, sir. (<i>To Peter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You go, Freddie. Tell him Mr. Garside wants to be left alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>nodding with understanding to Gladys</i>). All right. I'll deal
- with him. Don't disturb yourself, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram goes out first, Fred, follows quickly to give Peter no
- chance to reply. Exit Timson.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I ought to go, Miss Mottram. I've meetings to address.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Oh, but you mustn't disappoint Sir Jasper. He'll be in soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My time's precious.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. So are you&mdash;(<i>hastily</i>)&mdash;to your party, I mean.
- You'll break down if you overdo things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>consulting watch</i>). My conscience isn't easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>coldly</i>). Oh, don't let me detain you against your will.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's not against my will, only&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Then won't you sit down?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>deciding to stay, and sitting on Chesterfield</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- Thank you. (<i>Stiffly.</i>) Some day I hope to have the pleasure of
- asking you to sit in a room of mine like this one.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You aim high, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I mean to succeed. I feel I'm one of the men who do succeed. (<i>He
- doesn't boast, he states a conviction.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>insincerely</i>). I'm sure you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>ardently</i>). If you're sure, there's no doubt about it. I'm
- going to rise, Miss Mottram. I shall win fame, fortune&mdash;&mdash;
- Everything the heart of woman can desire will be mine to fling at the feet
- of my... my inspiration of the Midlandton election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Ah. Your mysterious vision!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>leaning forward</i>). Is she a mystery to you? I thought you
- knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Knew what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You see that inspiration every morning in your looking-glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising</i>). Mr. Garside!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I thought you understood. (<i>He rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I understand you're being impertinent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>confidently</i>). That's because you're thinking of my past.
- Peter Garside, the Board School boy, the working engineer with a home in a
- back street&mdash;a great gulf yawned between that Garside of the past and
- the daughter of Sir Jasper Mottram, four times Mayor of Midlandton. The
- gulf is narrower to-day. In a year or two it won't exist. I'm not
- impertinent, Miss Mottram. I'm being bold enough to look into the
- future... the future you've inspired.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I ought to scold you, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). You appropriated me as your inspiration without
- leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Didn't my eyes tell you across the crowd?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Your eyes?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>emphatically</i>). Yes, mine spoke and yours answered mine, not
- once but half a dozen times.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>freezing</i>). I'm afraid you're subject to delusions, Mr.
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're afraid to tell the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>fencing</i>). Truth's so miscellaneous, don't you think? It's a
- diamond with many facets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not here to bandy epigrams. Truth is truth. You're afraid to
- own by mouth the truth you told me with your eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't you think you overrate the communicative capacity of eyes?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think you're playing with me now. I know you didn't play then. We
- had reality there in the street. I'll make you tell me yet you meant the
- things your eyes spoke to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Make! This is strange language for a drawing-room, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not talking to the drawing-room miss. She's a stranger to me.
- I'm talking to the real woman, the woman I knew outside there, stripped of
- the veil of lies you try to hide behind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you don't know me. I never met you till to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I didn't know your name until to-night. What do names matter? Your
- eyes had blazed into my soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door opens violently, and Jones, wearing his hat, bursts in
- followed by Freddie, who is mildly protestant. Peter and Gladys rise.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>crossing to centre</i>). What's the meaning of this, Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>following and tapping him on the bach</i>). I say, don't you even
- take your hat off in a lady's presence?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>growlingly</i>). Ugh! (<i>But he takes his hat off.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. How dare you force your way in here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I may well come. You're wanted outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- Meetings shouting themselves hoarse for you. Chances passing while you
- loll here in plutocratic luxury, idling in the gilded chambers of our
- enemies. Faugh! (<i>Kicking chair violently centre. Freddie picks up the
- cushion from it and offers it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. That's rather an expensive chair. Take it out of this if you must
- kick something.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I am paying an official call authorised by my Committee on Sir
- Jasper Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't sec Sir Jasper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I told this Johnnie you were busy. Tried to soothe the beggar, but
- he broke away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>to Peter</i>). Well, you'd better come at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter wavers visibly when Gladys interposes.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Mr. Garside is our guest.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>more roughly still</i>). Come away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his mind made up</i>). I shall do nothing of the sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Don't you understand? It's imperative. They're calling for you.
- We've done our best, marking time, promising them every minute you'd come&mdash;and
- you don't come. It's serious. They're impatient. They don't want us
- others. They want you&mdash;(<i>sarcastically</i>)&mdash;silver-tongued
- Garside. We can't hold them much longer. There'll be a riot if you don't
- turn up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>lightly</i>). Oh, I'll come soon. Let them wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. They won't wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. They'll have to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>imperatively</i>). You're coming now with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. I'll follow you. (<i>Reassuringly.</i>) It's all right, man. I
- shan't be long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I'll report you to the Committee if you don't come at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can report me to the devil. Get along now, that's a good chap.
- I'm busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>very earnestly</i>). Garside, I warn you. You know what a
- crowd's like when it gets out of hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I tell you I'm coming. The longer you stay the longer it'll be
- before I get there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>making his best effort and meaning it</i>). If you don't come
- with me you'll have no need to get there. I shall bring them here to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, but you can't do that you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Can't I? You tell him to come or I'll show you if I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>impatiently</i>). In a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>inexorably</i>). Now!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>turning abruptly</i>). Very well, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Jones, slamming door. Fred, opens it after a moment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I don't think the furniture's safe until he's out of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Freddie.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>excited and utterly sincere</i>). It must be glorious to be
- wanted like that, Mr. Garside. Isn't it risky to deny them when they call
- for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can do what I like with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why didn't you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You know why not.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>sitting on Chesterfield</i>). Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>standing centre</i>). Every night I can make myself the master
- of a mob. It's no new joy to me to feel I've got them there in the hollow
- of my hand. I can't speak with you every night. That's why I didn't go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But is it wise?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Wise?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You mustn't spoil your chances, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't spoil my chances of speaking with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But if the crowd makes a disturbance? That man's malicious. He'll
- stir them up to mischief.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can calm them with a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What confidence you have!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. In the power you give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You don't let me shuffle off responsibility.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You wouldn't want to if you could forget that you're Miss Mottram
- and I'm a working man.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Low murmurs as of a distant crowd off, approaching and growing louder
- as the scene proceeds. Gladys catches it at once, and is alarmed. Peter,
- if he hears at all, is inattentive.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I really think you'd better go to them, Mr. Garside, before that man
- leads them here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Not long ago you were urging me to stay&mdash;to wait for Sir
- Jasper.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Sir Jasper will be late.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said he'd be here soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising, exasperated</i>). Mr. Garside, will you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>shaking his head</i>). You haven't told me what I want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What is it? I'll tell you anything if you'll only go-go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>calmly</i>). Did I read the meaning in your eyes aright? (<i>A
- slight pause.</i>) Did I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>nervously glancing towards window</i>). I don't know what you
- mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You do know. You won't tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre</i>). Then I'll stay here till you do.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And hold me responsible if your ragamuffins wreck the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You've only to speak, and I'll see they don't come near.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>A moment's silence, then Freddie enters briskly.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I say, Mr. Garside, I'm afraid we must turn you out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). Oh, how's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Your friend went off in no end of a rage. Said he'd bring your
- meeting here. Mohammed and the Mountain, don't you know? I really think
- you'd better go. We don't want to read the Riot Act.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Gladys is at the window, peeping through blind.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The matter's out of my hands, Mr. Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Why? Surely you can head them off.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Easily.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>irritated</i>). Well, I wish you'd go and do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>at window</i>). They're there. There's a crowd coming round the
- corner now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You'll have to look lively. Come on, man. (<i>Trying to make him
- move.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>to Gladys, who is standing left</i>). Well, Miss Mottram?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, never mind her. Get along sharp. (<i>He
- opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm ready when Miss Mottram gives the word. I shall know what she
- means if she says "Yes."
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting in chair</i>). Then I stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Shouts below are heard: "Garside!" "We want Garside!" "Where's that
- silver-tongue?"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Look here, this is getting beyond a joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm only waiting for the word of command.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Gladys, for God's sake say what he wants!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Shouts more fiercely.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>helplessly irritable</i>). Where the devil are the police?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram rushes in hysterically.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Mr. Garside, save us. Speak to them before they get violent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>coolly</i>). They're doing the speaking. (<i>Lady M. cries out
- inarticulately.</i>) I'm waiting for Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. For Gladys? (<i>Top pane of the window is broken by a stone which
- falls between blind and window. Almost shrieking.</i>) What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The voice of the people.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. They've a nasty way of talking. This looks serious. (<i>Crosses,
- picks up and quickly pockets the stone, which is a large one.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Is it a big one?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>nonchalantly</i>). Size of a piece of wood.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Very well, then. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising briskly</i>). That's what I wanted. (<i>Crosses as if to
- open door, comes round to window, runs blind up, and steps out to balcony.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>as he is at window</i>). I didn't mean it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You said it. (<i>He goes out, speaking as if to a crowd below.</i>)
- Comrades, I'm here. (<i>Cheers off.</i>) From the house of our Mayor, on
- whom I am calling as the people's candidate at this election&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Fred, crosses and closes window. Faint murmur only is audible off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I can't stand this. He's spouting Socialism from our balcony. (<i>Angrily.</i>)
- This is your fault, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I was told to keep him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Lady Mottram has collapsed on the Chesterfield.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Not with a mob howling for him outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I didn't bring the mob.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What will Sir Jasper say?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>recovering his temper</i>). He'll not be fit to listen to. We're
- the laughing-stock of Midlandton. This <i>'</i>ull win Garside the
- election. He's using the balcony of the Chairman of the Employers'
- Federation for his platform, and we've let him do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. We tried to trick him and he's turned the tables on us. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Clever beast. (<i>Laughter off.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. Listen to the cheering!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, he's popular, only that's not cheering. It's laughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. What are they laughing at?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. At us, <i>ma petite mère</i>, at us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Lady M</b>. (<i>standing, with extreme dignity</i>). They wouldn't dare!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Loud burst of laughter.</i>
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Peter's rooms in the Temple. Door extreme right centre, with the
- passage beyond visible with telephone on its wall when the door is open.
- Door left. Fireplace centre, with low fire shining dully in the darkened
- room. Bookcase right. Below it, table with inkstand. Blue books, etc., and
- revolving chair. Arm-chairs, left and right of fireplace. Sofa left,
- between fireplace and door. Heavy carpet. The whole appointments indicate
- comfort and taste, as understood in Tottenham Court Road: there is nothing
- individual about them.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>As the curtain rises the room is in darkness, except for the glow from
- the fire, and the telephone bell right is ringing. After a moment's pause
- the outside door opens; then Peter in a lounge suit, overcoat, and bowler
- hat opens the door right and turns on the electric light. He speaks as he
- looks off right. His self-confidence has increased. He is, in fact,
- coarsened and even brazen at times.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Come in here. (<i>Freddie and Gladys follow him in. Peter stands by
- door.</i>) Make yourselves at home for two minutes. That's my telephone
- ringing like mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Peter hurriedly, closing the door. Bell ceases ringing. Gladys is
- in winter costume with furs. Freddie, in heavy overcoat with hat in hand
- and a cane which he swings as he stands centre, surveying the room in
- astonishment.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. By Jove! By Jove!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>standing off</i>). What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Does himself all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. What did you expect?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I didn't expect this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Was that why you didn't want to come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I didn't want to come because I've to meet Charlie Beversham at the
- hotel in half an hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Well, you can meet him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Not if we stay here long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You needn't stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh? And what about you?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I'll stay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hang it, you can't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No. You'd rather I wasted another evening sitting with the frumps in
- the hotel drawing-room while you discuss odds with your sporting friend in
- the bar till it's too late to go anywhere. I'm having no more nights in a
- refrigerator, thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. It's not the thing to leave you here. You'll only be in Garside's
- way. He'll be going to the House.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Then he'll leave me at the hotel as he goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. You know the mater only let you loose in London because I promised
- to look after you. (<i>Good-naturedly perplexed.</i>) You're a ghastly
- responsibility. Why on earth do you want to stay with Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Garside's amusing and the hotel isn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I simply must sec Beversham. It means money to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't let me stand in your way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>giving way</i>). Well, I do like to be generous. It's the only
- thing that keeps my blood at normal temperature&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off right, at telephone</i>). I shall shout. You may be the
- whip, but you'll not whip me. Important division? I know that as well as
- you do. No, I shan't be there. Promised? Of course I promised. I started
- to come. How did I know I was going to be indisposed in the Strand?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>whistling</i>). Whew! I wouldn't mind betting you're the
- indisposition, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off</i>). Yes. I'm far too ill to turn out. What? No, I'm not
- too ill to shout. Good night. (<i>Opens door and enters without his hat
- and overcoat.</i>) Oh, do sit down, Miss Mottram. So sorry I'd to leave
- you. (<i>Pulls left armchair before fire and pokes it.</i>) I'll make the
- fire up. It's a cold night. (<i>Gladys sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Comfortable enough in here, Garside. You've snug quarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>failing to conceal his pride in his room</i>). It's a beginning.
- (<i>Rising from fire.</i>) One moment. (<i>Goes off left quickly, and is
- heard as he exits, saying:</i>) Mother, you let that fire go low.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>off left</i>). I thought you'd gone out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Oh, if he's got a mother on the premises that alters the case. I
- don't mind your staying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter re-enters with Mrs. Garside in a neat black dress, spectacles
- on, and a "Daily Telegraph" in her hand. Mrs. Garside, though sharing
- Peter's prosperity, has now an habitually worried look and is vaguely
- pathetic. She enters embarrassed.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off-handedly, treating his mother without ceremony</i>). Mr.
- Mottram, Miss Mottram&mdash;my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Freddie bows. Gladys advances and takes hands.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. How do you do, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Nicely, thank you, miss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>peremptorily</i>). Why didn't you hear the telephone, mother?
- Were you asleep?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>meekly</i>). Did it ring? I was reading the report of your
- speech at Battersea last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>interested</i>). Oh! Where is it? I haven't had time to look at
- a paper to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>handing him the paper and pointing</i>). There, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking and speaking with satisfaction</i>). Two columns. Good.
- That's pretty near verbatim.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Two columns in the "Telegraph"? You're getting on, Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>handing the paper from Peter to Fred.</i>). And look at the
- headings!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>looking&mdash;awkwardly</i>). Er&mdash;yes&mdash;not very
- complimentary.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>curiously</i>). What are they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>returning paper to Peter</i>). Tact never was my sister's strong
- point, Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>holding up the paper</i>). Oh, I don't mind this in the least.
- It means my blows are getting home. (<i>Reading the headings.</i>) "The
- Demagogue again." "More Firebrand Oratory from the egregious Garside." (<i>Putting
- paper on table.</i>) Spreading themselves, aren't they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Well, it's all right, so long as you don't mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, they'll need a big vocabulary to express their feelings before
- I'm done with them. I haven't started yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Hope it'll keep fine for you. Afraid I must toddle, Garside. I've an
- appointment.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his face falling in deep disappointment</i>). Appointment! Oh, I
- did hope you'd both stay a bit. In fact, I&mdash;I put off an engagement
- while I was at the telephone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>looking at Gladys</i>). Well&mdash;er&mdash;I might come back
- for my sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>enthusiastically</i>). Splendid! Have something before you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>taking his arm</i>). Just to keep the cold out. Next room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>turning with him</i>). I'd an idea you were a teetotaller.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I was a lot of things in Midlandton. In London I'm a man of the
- world.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exeunt Freddie and Peter, l.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting on sofa</i>). You must find London a great change after
- Midlandton, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sitting in left arm-chair, facing her&mdash;confidentially</i>).
- I haven't had an easy hour since Peter brought me. You wouldn't believe
- the prices they charge me in the shops if I want a chop or a bit of steak
- for Peter's tea. Dinner he calls it now, though how it can be dinner at
- seven of an evening I don't know. Thieves, that's what they are. Not
- shopkeepers. You mustn't mind me running on, I haven't a soul I know to
- talk to here. It's a pleasure to see you, I'm sure. And the streets! I'm
- feared for my life if I go out. I know I'll be knocked down and brought
- home dead. Eh, London's an awful place, but it's Peter's home now, and his
- home's mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you'll get used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I doubt I'll never get used to this. I'm too old to change, and
- Peter moves so fast. What's fit for him one day isn't good enough the
- next. The waste's enough to frighten you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You must be very proud of your son, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with conviction, dropping her querulous tone</i>). He's
- something to be proud of. I'm the mother of a great man. You can't open a
- newspaper without you see his name.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I know that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You've seen it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Often.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising and coming to table</i>). But not all. I've got them
- all here. I cut them out, reports of his speeches, and paste them in this
- book. (<i>Crosses to sofa with press-cutting book and sits by Gladys.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. His speeches in Parliament?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with fine scorn</i>). Peter doesn't waste his words on
- Parliament. He goes direct to the people&mdash;addressing meetings up and
- down the country. (<i>Glowing with pride.</i>) They fight to get him. Pity
- is he can't split himself in bits and be in six places at once. Two
- guineas a speech he gets&mdash;and expenses,&mdash;more sometimes. That's
- what they think of him, Miss Mottram. That's my son. (<i>Pointing to a
- heading in the hook.</i>) Silver-tongued Garside. That's what they call
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes, I see. (<i>She turns a page.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>looking, bending round Gladys</i>). Oh, no, not that. I
- oughtn't to have pasted that in. It's an attack on him in one of our own
- papers. They call him something he didn't like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>reading</i>). Platitudinous Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. It's all their spite.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I suppose all politicians make enemies.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Oh, he's not afraid of his real enemies. The capitalists can call
- him what they like. They do, too, and the more the better, Peter says. But
- that's different. Mean things, attacking their own side.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>absently</i>). Yes. (<i>Putting book down.</i>) And this is
- where he prepares his speeches. (<i>Crossing to table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising with book and crossing, replacing it on table</i>).
- Yes. Those are his books.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Gladys looks at titles.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why, this row's all dictionaries.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Peter says people like long words. He writes his article at that
- desk. Peter's printed in the paper every week.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's kept busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And he keeps me busy looking after him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting in the revolving chair and facing Mrs. Garside, standing
- centre</i>). Have you no help?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Me? Nay. I couldn't abide the thought of a strange woman doing <i>'</i>owt
- for Peter. I've cared for him all his life, and I'll go on caring for him
- until he's put another woman in my place. Peter's wife won't be of my
- class. It'll be my duty then to keep myself out of her sight, and a hard
- job I'll find it, too, but I was never one to shirk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Didn't I hear something about a girl in Midland-ton, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>with conviction</i>). Don't you believe it, miss. She wasn't
- fit to clean his boots.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And of course he's all London to choose from now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. London! He'll never wed a Londoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He's in love with a Midlandton young lady. Calls her his
- inspiration and I don't know what. But I tell you this, miss, I don't care
- who, she is, she'll be doing well for herself when she marries my Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You think she will marry him, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'd like to see the woman who'd refuse him when he asks her.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Re-enter, left, Fred, and Peter. Fred, addressing Peter.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Yes. I'll come back. I say, Garside, before I go, congratters, and
- all that sort of thing, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>the pair have emerged very friendly</i>). Congratulations?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>sweeping his hat round</i>). On all this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>still puzzled</i>). This?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. This jolly little place, and so on.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, that's nothing. Part of the game, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. It's a profitable game when you can run to this after six months of
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It doesn't afford it. Did you ever hear of the hire system? A man
- who means to be a big success simply must have a decent address and be on
- the telephone. People won't believe in you if you're content to hide
- yourself up a mean street.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. But you <i>are</i> a big success, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I've not arrived yet. I'm ambitious.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I like your pluck. Give me a quiet life and a thousand a year paid
- quarterly by the Bank of England. Security's my mark.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm betting on a certainty when I put money on myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. I'm such a thrifty soul. I never risk more than 10 per cent of my
- income on certainties. That reminds me. Beversham. I must fly. See you
- later. (<i>Reaches door right.</i>) About half an hour, Gladys.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter goes out with him, is heard closing outer door, and returns
- immediately, closing door. Mrs. Gar-side yawns ostentatiously.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>more with an air of saying something than meaning anything</i>).
- Strange that we should meet in the Strand by accident, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>who has paid for the moment more attention to Mrs. Garside than
- to Gladys, speaking jerkily</i>). You call it accident? I call it Fate. (<i>Mrs.
- Garside executes another palpably diplomatic yawn.</i>) You're tired,
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm sure Miss Mottram will excuse you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Then I think I'll go to my bed. I'm an early bird. Good night,
- Miss Mottram.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>after a moment's twinge of conscience, accepting Mrs. Garside's
- hand</i>). Good night, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>to Peter, who opens right door</i>). I'll put your supper out.
- You'll only have your cocoa to make.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter tries not to look angry at the intrusion of domestic details.
- Exit Mrs. Garside. Peter closes the door and stands by it. Gladys is still
- in the revolving chair with her back to the table.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. Fate didn't mean us two to miss each other.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>lightly</i>). Do you believe in Fate?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I believe in mine. I know I was born under a lucky star. I've a
- genius for overcoming obstacles, no matter what they are, Miss Mottram.
- I've the knack of getting what I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Don't you find continuous success monotonous?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>smiling</i>). They're such precious small successes. I'm on the
- foothills yet, and I've set myself a lot of peaks to climb, but already
- I'm in sight of the highest of them all. (<i>Looking at her hard.</i>)
- Even from where I stand now I can glimpse the Mount Everest of my
- ambition.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Happy man, to know what you want. Most of us poor creatures haven't
- the faintest idea what we want to do with our lives.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think better of you than that. You're not a bored society
- butterfly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Must one be in society to be bored? I am bored in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>with the quickly acquired London attitude to the provinces</i>).
- Oh, Midlandton!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. We don't live in Midlandton. No one does. Midlandton! It sends a
- shiver up your baek like the tear of a sheet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I couldn't go back now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And I've given up hope of ever getting to London.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do you want to very much? (<i>Draws towards right arm-chair, and
- sits leaning forward towards her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>with deep conviction</i>). I feel sometimes I'd do anything on
- earth to live here. (<i>Smiling.</i>) You see, I'd like to be a society
- butterfly. You can't understand that, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why not?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I thought you despised luxury.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh dear no. I like good clothes and soft living.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you denounce them.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What I denounce is luxury for the few and penury for the many. We
- want to level up, not level down.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I've heard something like that before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Probably. It's not my business to be original. If I tried to be
- lofty I'd be talking above the heads of my audiences.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>puzzled</i>). I wonder how much is sincere!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Sincere? I'm a professional advocate. I take a tiny grain of truth,
- dress it up in a pompous parade of rhetoric and deliver it in the manner
- of an oracle and the accent of a cheapjack. It's a question of making my
- points tell. Sincerity doesn't matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>rising</i>). If I turned myself into a human gramophone, I
- shouldn't boast about it, Mr. Garside. It's not <i>very</i> creditable to
- live by fooling the public.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Creditable? If I fooled them from Fleet Street
- they'd make me a peer. The public likes to be fooled. They know I'm
- fooling them. They pay me to go on fooling them. Some men live by selling
- adulterated beer. I live by selling adulterated truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. And neither makes an honest livelihood.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, neither your father the brewer, nor I the demagogue. But I'm
- being frank with you, Miss Mottram. Between us two there's not to be
- pretence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why am <i>I</i> honoured with your confidences?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because you have a right to know. I do these things to make money.
- I want money because&mdash;because of the hope that was born in me when
- your eyes first met mine across the crowd in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>after a slight pause</i>). Mr. Garside, I&mdash;I think I ought
- to go. My brother only left me because he thought your mother would be
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>going towards door right</i>). Shall I bring her?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. She's gone to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I fancy I can find her if you tell me to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I'm sure I ought.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm sure you always do what you ought, so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Putting his hand to the door-handle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>quickly</i>). Yes, I do&mdash;in Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning quickly from door</i>). And this is London. You're on
- holiday.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>checking him</i>). But not from my conscience, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, conscience is so much a matter of climate. A Midlandton
- conscience finds London air very relaxing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>sitting slowly right as before</i>). I don't think you ought to
- disturb your mother, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>resuming his own chair, with conscious hypocrisy</i>). No. Old
- people need such a lot of sleep. So that's settled. Let me see. I was
- talking about myself, wasn't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes. You seem to find the subject interesting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'll talk about the weather if you prefer it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. No. You can stick to your text.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Thanks. But I wasn't talking about myself alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>reflectively</i>). I don't remember the exception. It was all
- yourself and the money you're going to make.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The money. Yes. I'm making money, Miss Mottram, and I'm going to
- make more. Do you know why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Money's always useful, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, even a little of it. But I shan't be satisfied with little.
- And I'm a fairly frugal man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You'll grow into a miser on the margin between your moderate wants
- and your colossal income.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I might grow into a married man on that margin. It's to be a good
- margin, because I believe no man should ask his wife to accept a lower
- standard of living than she's been accustomed to.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I didn't know Miss Shawcross lived so well.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising, sternly</i>). It isn't a question of Miss Shaweross.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I thought it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. So did I when I was a boy in Midlandton about a hundred years ago.
- I'm wiser now. Women of her class can't adapt themselves to changed
- circumstances. They're a drag on a man's career. You've seen Miss
- Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Well, you know the type. Good, plodding, conscientious, provincial
- girl, with about as much ambition as a potato. Marry her to a bank clerk
- and she'll be in her proper place. Picture her the wife of a Cabinet
- Minister, and&mdash;well, no, you can't. It's unthinkable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. The wife of a what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>imperviously</i>). A Cabinet Minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. But you're not a Cabinet Minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>quite seriously</i>). No, I'm young yet. What a man of my stamp
- wants is a wife who can help him to push his way, not one I'd be ashamed
- to show in society.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I see. You're marrying into one of the big political families.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. I'm showing you how you can be done with Midlandton and get to
- London. You said you'd do anything for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I meant anything in reason. Shall we change the subject?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>ys (<i>rising, curtly</i>). Then I must go back to the hotel.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Your brother's coming for you. Meantime I ask you to remember the
- difference between the Peter Garside of six months ago and the Garside of
- to-day. I've bridged the gulf that lay between us. A man of genius can do
- things like that. I meant what I said, Miss Mottram. I didn't say it till
- you encouraged me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I have not encouraged you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're here, you know. You let your brother go without you. You let
- my mother leave us alone. Isn't that encouragement?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. (<i>as cruelly as she can</i>). I stayed because I find you amusing.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I dare say I am amusing. People in deadly earnest usually are.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>gently</i>). We'll forget what you said, Mr. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No, we won't. I can't ask you to marry me yet because I am not
- rich. I'm merely prospering. But I ask you to wait. Give me a year&mdash;no,
- six months. I can offer you a home in London then. It won't be worthy of
- you, but we shan't stagnate. May I come to you in six months' time to get
- your answer to the question I haven't yet the right to ask?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No. Rut I know six months of Midlandton are longer than six years
- here. You badly want to live in London now. You'll want it worse then.
- Don't think of me as I was. That's buried. Think of me as I am and as I'm
- going to be. (<i>Electric bell rings right.</i>) That's probably your
- brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b> (<i>half sorry, but on the whole relieved</i>). Yes. Don't keep him
- waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>moving right, and stopping</i>). Before I open the door won't
- you tell me what I want to know? It's all for you&mdash;all my ambitions.
- I only want position for you to grace it, money for you to spend. Give me
- six happy months of hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>with a low laugh</i>). Will hoping make you happy?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, if you tell me I may hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b> (<i>sincerely</i>). Then by all means hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Bell rings again.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's all I want. (<i>He looks at her humbly. She extends her hand
- impulsively. Peter kisses it reverently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. You're very absurd. Now let my brother in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter crosses and opens door right, leaving it half open, as he goes
- through and opens outside door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>heard off right, in surprised voice</i>). Hullo!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. (<i>off right, less loudly</i>). Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter appears outside door right, pulling it to him.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>off</i>). Leave your coats here. Excuse me. I'll&mdash;I'll just
- close this door and keep the cold out till you're ready.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He enters rapidly, opening the door as little as possible, and closing
- it quickly, putting his back to it. The manouvre is not, however, executed
- fast enough to prevent Jones peering over his shoulder as he enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>standing against the door</i>). It's not your brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>dryly</i>). I gathered that. I'd better go without him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>agitated</i>). You can't. That's the only way out. They'd see
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>surprised</i>). I don't mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. They mustn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Why not? Who are they?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Constituents.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>alarmed</i>). From Midlandton?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. Let them get a glimpse of you, and God only knows what tale
- will be over Midlandton.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>agreeing</i>). Yes. They mus'n't see me. On no account. (<i>She
- crosses to left, Peter nods approvingly.</i>) Peter. My mother's there.
- I'll get rid of them quickly. Glad. Remember, I'm trusting you.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Gladys, left. Peter opens door right, and speaks off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Ready, comrades? Come in. (<i>Ned and Jones enter, dressed much as
- in Act I. Peter is genial.</i>) How are you? Both well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>as they shake hands</i>). Yes, thanks. (<i>With slight emphasis.</i>)
- Are you well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Quite well, thanks. Never better in my life. (<i>Ned and Jones
- exchange glances.</i>) Sit down, comrades. It's good to see Midlandton
- faces again.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Ned in arm-chair right, Jones left, Peter in revolving chair. Peter's
- attitude at first is the mixture of obsequiousness and patronage of an
- M.P. to influential supporters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I suppose you don't see many people from the old town here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You're the first I've seen since I came up.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Ah!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And what brings you to town? Pleasure, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, I know. London's a playground to you fellows. It's more like a
- battlefield to your hard-worked member.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>firmly</i>). It's not exactly pleasure we're here for, Comrade
- Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. More like business. We're a sort of a delegation.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Delegates, eh? What's on? I don't remember any congress at the
- moment?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We're on a special mission.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>obviously forcing an appearance of interest</i>). Now, that's
- very interesting. May I ask the object of this mission?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>grimly</i>). You're the object.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes. We've a crow to pluck with you, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>not yet greatly concerned</i>). Oh? Something you want to
- discuss?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Something we're going to discuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). Well, suppose I meet you to-morrow morning. Come
- here at&mdash;yes&mdash;at eleven, and I'll give you an hour with
- pleasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>shaking his head</i>). You'll give us an hour, or as long as we
- want, now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Really, I'm afraid I can't. (<i>Involuntarily glancing left.</i>)
- I'm busy to-night. I'll see you to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We shan't be here to-morrow. We've to go back by the midnight
- train. We've our livings to earn.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Well, look here, eome back in an hour or so, and I'll see you then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>commandingly</i>). You'll see us now. Your time's ours, we pay
- for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You haven't bought me, you know. You pay me to represent your
- interests at Westminster.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Then why aren't you there representing them to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>irritably</i>). I've told you I'm busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Busy with what?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mind your own business.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>quietly</i>). It is our business. We've a right to know why you're
- neglecting your duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hotly</i>). I don't neglect my duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. What's on at the House to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>embarrassed</i>). Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>inexorably</i>). What's on?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. The Right to Work Bill, I believe. (<i>Sitting again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Yes. The Right to Work Bill. The cornerstone of the Labour policy.
- Any Labour member who's absent from to-night's division deserves drumming
- out of the party as a traitor to its cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I'll be there for the division if you don't keep me here too
- long.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. The division's over. You're out of your place on the most important
- night of the session. You've missed your ehanee to speak. You've missed
- the division. You've not paired. Your vote's lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's not. The division can't take plaee so early.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We've been to the House. We thought we'd find you there. Why
- weren't you there?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've told you I was busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You told the Whip on the telephone you were ill&mdash;too ill to turn
- out. We were there when he rang you up. We eome here, and we find you
- well.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I <i>am</i> indisposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Indisposed!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I meant to go. I started out to go only I became ill on the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You told us when you shook hands you'd never been better.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, I dare say. The usual figure of speech. I <i>am</i> recovering.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. No. You spoke the truth then. You're lying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Lying! This is too much. (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>rising</i>). You'll like it less before we've finished. We're
- not in London losing a day's wages for our health. We've been called up to
- decide what's to be done with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>angrily</i>). You'll decide what's to be done with me. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>firmly</i>). We have decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>still sitting</i>). They've been showing us your record at the
- Whip's office. You ignore them. You go to the House when you think you
- will. You refuse to submit to discipline.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I serve the cause in my own way. (<i>He is consciously on his
- defence now.</i>) It's a better way than listening to dry-as-dust debates
- and tramping endless miles through the division lobbies. I'm getting at
- the people. I'm carrying the fiery sword of revolutionary Socialism
- through the length and breadth of the land. I'm the harbinger of the new
- age. Wherever I go I leave behind me an awakened people, stirred from
- their lethargy and indolent acceptance of things as they are, fired with
- new hopes of the coming dispensation, eager to throw off the yoke and
- strike their blow for freedom, justice, and the social revolution. That's
- my work, comrades, not wasting my energy, my gift of oratory on the
- canting hypocrites at Westminster, but keeping them fresh for the honest
- man outside. I'm going to quarter England, town by town, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>rising, and putting his hand on Peter's arm, shaking his head</i>).
- It won't do, Garsidc.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You needn't wag that silver tongue at us. You're found out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Found out! You can't find out a man you're incapable of
- understanding. You can't drive genius with a bearing rein. I'm a man of
- genius, and you're angry because I can't be a cog in the parliamentary
- machine.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>quietly</i>). Whatever you are, you're paid to be a cog.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. If I'm to do my great work for the cause I must live somehow. The
- labourer is worthy of his hire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. You're hired twice over. You get lecture fees when you ought to be
- in the House. You make local secretaries compete for your lectures to
- force your price up. You've got swelled head till you think you can do as
- you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't be dictated to by you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. And yet we're your masters, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's my nature to be a free lance. Routine would kill me. I've to
- work for the cause in my own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We don't want free lances. We want workers. If you want to speak to
- the people aren't your week-ends and vacations good enough?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A hundred days to every week are not enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. We sent you to Parliament to obey the Party Whips and be governed by
- older and wiser heads than yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Nelson won battles by disobeying orders. If you didn't want
- independence you shouldn't have chosen me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We see that now. You'd ceased to be representative of the
- Midlandton working classes before we chose you for our candidate. You <i>were</i>
- a B.A. You're still less able to represent us now when you make as much in
- a month as your average constituent does in a year. We'll have a better
- man next time.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. You find an ignorant, dense average specimen of the British
- workman without a soul above thirty shillings a week, and he'll just about
- represent the ideas and ambitions of the Midlandton mob.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes, he'll represent us better than you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then God help representative government! You'd better be careful.
- My personal popularity's your finest platform asset.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. Well, it's an asset we can do without. Put it that you're too
- brilliant for us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, it's the old story. Genius and the Philistine. For two pins I'd
- resign my seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>gravely</i>). We accept your resignation.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. We come here to demand it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>abject</i>). Comrades, you don't mean this! You wouldn't do a
- man out of his job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>curtly</i>). Oh, we're finding you a new job.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. The Stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>slight pause</i>). I won't resign. You've tried and judged me in
- my absence. You haven't given me a chance to say a word in my own defence.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You can talk till you're blue in the face without shifting facts.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>growing increasingly hysterical</i>). The facts are that I'm a
- Member of the House of Commons for the term of this Parliament, and you
- can't force me to resign until I do it of my own free will. I'm still M.P.
- for Midlandton, if I've to sleep on the Embankment. I'll go to the House
- in rags. I'll be an M.P. still, M.P. for the outcast, the despised, the
- rejected, the human derelicts, victims of jealousy and injustice and all
- man's inhumanity to man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>contemptuously</i>). You're the victim of nothing but your own
- swelled head.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm the victim of my own great nature. A nature that's cast in too
- large a mould to submit to pettifogging little rules. My life was the
- people's. I demanded nothing in return but a free hand and no
- interference. I've to do this mighty task in my own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes. The way you found most profitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm spending every penny I earn.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes. I'll believe you for once. This place proves that. We sent you
- here to be our representative, not to be a bloody * gentleman. I know what
- your indisposition was that kept you from the House tonight. I saw its
- skirts when you opened the door. That's what we're paying for. For you to&mdash;faugh,
- you sicken me.
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- * This word must be omitted in representation. It was
- censored by the Lord Chamberlain about two months before it
- was passed in Mr. Shaw's "Pygmalion.'
-</pre>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't. I saw her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>deliberately</i>). There's no woman here except my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>solemnly</i>). Is that the truth, Peter? I also thought I saw a
- skirt that I'm sure your mother couldn't wear.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's the truth. Upon my word of honour it's the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>roughly</i>). I don't believe it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>protesting</i>). We have his word, Karl.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. The word of a convicted liar. He lied about his absence from the
- House. He's lying now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>with determination</i>). You'll take my word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Door bell rings r.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Yes, if you'll let me see who's in that room.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. My mother's there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. And no one else?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. Then show us. Prove it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. He's said enough, Karl. He's passed his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. I don't believe his word's worth that. (<i>Snapping fingers.</i>)
- He's lying for a woman. (<i>Bitterly.</i>) It's the code of a gentleman to
- lie for a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Door bell rings again.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't help your disbelief.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. No, but you can open that door. (<i>Indicating left.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>his back to the door</i>). You'll take my word. (<i>Again the
- door bell rings, and Mrs. Garside enters left. Peter turns round on her,
- surprising her by his vehemence. Angrily.</i>) What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door remains open.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Someone's at the door. Didn't you hear the bell ring?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Let it ring. Don't you see I've visitors?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>coming forward like a friend</i>). Good evening, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>unheeding, troubled with Peter</i>). But it'll be Mr. Mottram
- eome baek for his sister.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He crosses to look through the left door. Gladys enters, meeting
- Jones' eye.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. May I go through to my brother, Mr. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>falling back</i>). Miss Mottram!
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter looks from one to the other like a caged animal.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b> (<i>with genuine feeling</i>). Lad, lad, do you lie for the sake of
- lying?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>triumphantly, his voice ringing</i>). I think there'll be no
- dilliculty about that resignation now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>after a slight pause, tensely</i>). On one condition.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>scornfully</i>). You're in a grand position for making
- conditions.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Keep your mouths shut about Miss Mottram's presence here, and I
- place my resignation in the Speaker's hands to-morrow. (<i>Slight pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. I accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b> (<i>disagreeing violently</i>). Well, I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. <i>You</i> accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Jones</b>. But&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Ned</b>. You have our promise, Garside, and you can take my word.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Jones is silent and sullen.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>vaguely</i>). What!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hysterically</i>). You heard. I'm resigning my seat in the House
- of Commons. Humpty-dumpty had a great fall. (<i>Jones laughs aloud, Gladys
- smiles slightly, Peter almost screams.</i>) Don't laugh. (<i>Suddenly
- self-pitying.</i>) I don't know what I'm saying. (<i>With a flicker of the
- old pride.</i>) But I was an M.P. once. You can't take that from me. (<i>Blundering
- blindly to door, left.</i>) Oh, go, go, all of you. I want to be alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>The door bell has been steadily ringing. Peter goes off left, and
- bangs the door behind him.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Will you let my brother in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside goes right, and opens door, goes through and lets Fred.
- in.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>to Gladys</i>). Thought you'd gone to sleep. (<i>Seeing Jones.</i>)
- Hello! Our friend of the election.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>impatiently</i>). Never mind these men. Come away.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Well, don't snap a fellow's head off. (<i>Ned and Jones quietly go
- out right.</i>) Sorry I've been so long, only&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. It doesn't matter. (<i>Raising her voice, looking left</i>). Mr.
- Garside's been an entertainment in himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>, (<i>crossing</i>). Where is he? In there?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>, (<i>crossing to right door</i>). Oh, will you come?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Must do the decent by our Member, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. He's not our Member, he's resigned.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good Lord! Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Oh, can't you see we're not wanted here?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. (<i>crossing towards her</i>). All right. Don't get vicious. Nothing
- to lose your temper over, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. I've lost more than my temper. I've lost a chance.... Oh, never
- mind. What's the next train for Midlandton?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Train? What you want's some supper. We've two more days of town.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Glad</b>. Yes. We'll eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die. You're
- standing me champagne to-night, Freddie.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>She goes out right. Fred, looks after her, puzzled, crosses, and
- shakes Mrs. Garside's limp hand.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Fred</b>. Good night, Mrs. Garside.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He follows Gladys. Mrs. Garside goes right, the outer door closes, she
- turns light off in the hall and re-enters, closing the door behind her.
- Peter reenters left, composed.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Have they all gone?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Yes. (<i>Pathetically puzzled.</i>) What does it all mean, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mean? Ruin. My career's blasted. (<i>Sits at table, turning chair
- towards her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. But why, Peter? I can't understand it. I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Why? Because I was too successful. Jealousy. That's it. They do
- nothing themselves, but they won't give young blood a chance. Mediocrity's
- their motto. They've no use for brains. So I'm kicked out.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Don't take on about it, deary. They'll find they can't do without
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You'd always faith, hadn't you, mother? (<i>Turning to table and
- putting his head on his hands.</i>) But I've fallen like Lucifer, never to
- rise again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>struck with a new delightful thought, hesitating to utter it</i>).
- Peter, it means&mdash;it means&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>not turning</i>). What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing centre</i>). Oh, I'm so glad.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>leaping up angrily, and turning on her</i>). Glad!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've been so unhappy here. I shall be glad to be in Midlandton
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>disgustedly</i>). Midlandton! (<i>Shuddering.</i>) Those grimy
- streets reeking of poverty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>reproachfully</i>). Peter! Midlandton is home.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>She gives way a little. Peter stands centre.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. After all, why not? The wounded lion crawls to its lair to
- die. (<i>Pause, looking straight out.</i>) I wonder. Am I a lion or only
- an ass braying in a lion's skin?
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT IV
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Scene as Act I, except that the room has a bareness indicative of a
- recent removal. The bookcase is on the floor instead of being fastened to
- the wall, and no pictures are hung.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mrs. Garside, dressed as Act I, sits dejectedly in the rocking-chair. A
- knock at the door, centre. Mrs. Garside sighs heavily, rouses herself
- slowly, crosses and opens door. Denis O'Callagan is on the doorstep. The
- blind is drawn. One incandescent light.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. May I come in, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. And welcome, Mr. O'Callagan.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He enters. She closes door.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>coming centre, in front of table, glancing upwards</i>). Still
- the same?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>standing centre, gloomily</i>). Oh, yes. He doesn't seem to
- care for anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. I can hear him moving about upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sitting left of table, as if too weary to stand</i>). I never
- hear anything else. It's driving me mad. Up and down, up and down, all day
- long, and all night too, till he drops because he's too tired to put one
- foot before the other. It's like a wild beast in a cage.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You've not got him to go out yet?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Nor look like doing till he's carried out feet foremost. He says
- he'll never show his face in Midlandton again. I've done all the work.
- Getting the furniture out of store and everything. Peter didn't raise a
- hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You dropped lucky finding the old house empty.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I don't know if I did. It reminds him. Won't take his food now.
- That's the latest. Not that I've much to give him. Heaven knows where
- it'll end. We with no money coming in and nearly every penny as we had
- gone to pay his debts in London and fetch us here. Workhouse next, I
- reckon.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>patting her shoulder encouragingly</i>). Let you not be talking
- like that, Mrs. Garside. There's no call to despair. Peter's got to be
- roused.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Haven't we tried and failed? If you fancy you know the way to do
- it I'll be obliged by your telling me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Oh, we've not tried them all yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>vigorously</i>). Then for God's sake go up to him and try.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>without moving</i>). Sure he's not himself at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>rising, with more force in her voice</i>). Denis O'Callagan,
- if you've a plan to rouse my poor boy I've told you to go upstairs and try
- it on him. If you've come to stand there like a log and tell me what I've
- known this week and more, there's my door, and the sooner you put your
- ugly face outside it the better you'll please me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>giving way a little</i>). I come to tell you of the cure we
- will be putting on him. I'm thinking it won't be to your taste and you
- short tempered with your trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Do you think I care what it is so it puts an end to this?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Is that the truth you're telling me?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Truth! Bless the man. I'm at the bitter end.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>briskly</i>). Then I'll be stepping out and bringing out my
- cure. I didn't fetch her in because I knew you quarrelled with her. (<i>He
- reaches the door and puts his hand to the latch.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Stop! Do you mean Margaret Shaweross?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Yes. (<i>He takes a step towards table. They speak across it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. That woman doesn't cross my threshold.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. The sight of her <i>'</i>ull bring the life back into Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You said you wouldn't care what I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I didn't know you meant her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>coming round table</i>). No, and you called me all the names
- you could lay your tongue to when I came in last week.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I thought you one of the lot that ruined Peter. I've told you I'm
- sorry for what I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Yes. You see it now. Why won't you see Miss Shaweross is a friend
- as well?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>sullenly</i>). She's a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. And can't you be mistaken about a woman just as much as a man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She never did Peter any good. She always thought too little of
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>pleadingly</i>). Give her a chance, Mrs. Garside, she loves
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. She'd a queer way of showing it, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. She loves him.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>hotly</i>). And don't I love him? If love's all he wants to
- put him right, won't his mother&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. There's different kinds of love. Let her try hers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>grimly</i>). Yes. Let her try.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>moving eagerly</i>). May I?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Bring her in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>O'Callagan goes to door, then turns suddenly suspicious.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You're not going to be rude to her?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'm going to give her her chance fair and square. Loves him, does
- she? We'll see if her love's good enough to do what my love can't, and
- I'll own I'm wrong about her. She'll get no second chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. She'll need none, neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. Well, we'll see. Open the door and call her in.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>O'Callagan opens door and calls off.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Will you come in, Miss Shawcross?
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter Margaret in a plain winter costume with a cheap fur round her
- neck.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>in her ear as she passes him</i>). It's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>He closes door, Margaret crosses to Mrs. Garside.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>anxiously&mdash;waiving ceremony</i>). How is he, Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>turning from her to O'Callagan</i>). Bring him down, Denis,
- you know the way. (<i>O'Callagan crosses and exit r. Mrs. Garside faces
- Margaret.</i>) We'll understand each other first. You're here on
- sufferance. I've let you in same as I would a doctor, because O'Callagan
- thinks there's a chance you'll cure Peter. We're strangers till you've
- done it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I understand. Thank you for letting me come. How is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. He's like to die because he doesn't want to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Enter r., O'Callagan and Peter, whose spectacular disarray is nicely
- calculated. Physically he appears normal, but his ruffled hair,
- cross-buttoned waistcoat unbuttoned collar and crooked black tie give the
- appearance of hopeless abandon. He enters wearily, forgetting himself for
- a moment on seeing Margaret and speaking vigorously.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You here! (<i>Turns as if to go back, but O'Callagan closes the
- door quickly.</i>) Why didn't you tell me, Denis?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>stepping forward</i>). Don't go. I've come to see you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not on exhibition. What have you come for? To gloat over me, to
- see for yourself how well you prophesied when you told me I should fail. (<i>He
- turns his back on her, only to face O'Callagan.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. I'm telling you you're not a failure. It's just a temporary check
- in your career you've had.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sullenly</i>). My career's ended.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Mrs. Garside sits in the rocking-chair, aloof, watching.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. At twenty-six, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning</i>). That's my tragedy. Waste. At twenty-six I'm
- looking backward on a closed account. The future's blank&mdash;all the
- brilliant fruitful years I might have lived.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That you <i>will</i> live, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting left of table, elbows on table and head in hands</i>).
- Oh, what's the use of that? I'm finished. Out, middle stump. And there's
- no second innings in life.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Isn't there? Don't the people need you just as much as ever?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>without turning to him</i>). The people have no use for broken
- idols, Denis.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But <i>we</i> need you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking up</i>). Who are we?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Your own people.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You! You never believed in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I always thought you'd the wrong temperament for Parliament.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You knew me for the rotten failure that I am. I congratulate you on
- your perspicacity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>shaking her head</i>). I'm not proud of it. What do you propose
- to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I don't propose to do anything. (<i>Resuming the hopeless attitude</i>).
- I've shot my bolt. I'm a man with a past, an ex-M.P., ex-Everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>with conviction</i>). You're a blazing idiot.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I quite agree.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You're not. You know you're not. I'm only saying it to rouse you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You'll say nothing that I won't agree with.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. All right. You've a big future before you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't agree to that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. You have. You're going to&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm going to take it lying down, Denis, and that's all there is to
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. That's a pretty mean thing to say, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, taunts don't sting me now. I've reached the further side of
- agony.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting at table, centre, leaning on it very close to Peter, and
- speaking without a trace of sympathy</i>). Peter, don't you think you've
- made sufficient demonstration of your grief?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Demonstration?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We're all tremendously impressed. You've thoroughly alarmed us.
- That's what you wanted, wasn't it? (<i>Peter meets her eye questioningly.</i>)
- To prove to yourself that after all you're still of consequence to
- somebody. It's quite true, Peter. We're not content to watch you sulk to
- death. You've made your big effect. For a week you've had the joy of
- fostering your wound, keeping it open for all the world to see how hardly
- you've been hit, but it's time you healed it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hiding his head on the table</i>). Misunderstood!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Misunderstood? (<i>Rising and tapping the table.</i>) Or found out,
- Peter? Which?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>pitiably turning, still sitting, to Mrs. Garside</i>). Mother,
- you let these people in. Are you going to sit there and let them bully a
- sick man?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>admiringly</i>). That's a good pose, Peter. The great, strong,
- self-willed man brought down to crying to his mammie.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>in an agonised shriek</i>). Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>firmly</i>). I'm not going to interfere. I promised Margaret
- her own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. (<i>interrupting, dryly</i>). Besides, I think there may be
- something in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Peter hides his face again with a deep "Oh!"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. (<i>putting his hand on Peter's shoulder</i>). Be a man, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>looking up at him</i>). Yes, it's all very well for you to talk.
- You with your beastly robust health. I'm an invalid.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I assure you, you're not looking half so feeble as you did. You're
- improving under treatment.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Then I must thrive on torture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Something's doing you good. You're not the woebegone catastrophe you
- were.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising</i>). I won't tolerate this.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You prefer to be a catastrophe, in fact?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>moving right</i>). I want to be left alone. I'm going to my
- bedroom. You can't follow me there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, you'll not escape that way. I don't in the least mind invading
- your bedroom. A doctor has privileges.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. All right. I'll go out, then. Mother, where's my hat?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Splendid. Fresh air will do you good.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I won't go out. They'll mock me in the streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Then you prefer my medicine? I'll go on dosing you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting centre, behind table, covering face</i>). I'll close my
- eyes and stop my ears.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>taking her hat off</i>). The night is young. (<i>She puts her hat
- on the bookcase and her fur on it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>turning and watching her</i>). Oh! So it's to be a trial of
- strength, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just as you like. As I'm strong and you're weak, I ought to win.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We'll see if I'm weak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Of course, I've only your word for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Margaret takes chair from wall, right, and puts it before fire.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Weak as I am, I'm strong enough to tire you out. (<i>Folding his
- arms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I don't go to work till nine in the morning. (<i>Sitting on her
- chair.</i>) You don't mind my making myself comfortable for the night,
- Mrs. Garside?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I've told you I'm not interfering, Margaret. You can do as you
- like.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Denis, go home. I want to be alone with Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Stay where you are, Denis. Don't leave me alone with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>O'Cal</b>. Don't! But I will and sharp too, for it's wishing you a quick
- recovery I am, and the more you hate your medicine the better it is for
- you. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit O'Callagan, l.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Now, Peter, I'm going to talk to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. I'll take myself out of your way. (<i>Going r.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Mother! You too! Haven't I a friend in the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mrs. G</b>. You wouldn't listen to me. It's her turn how. Call me if you want
- me, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>Exit Mrs. Garside, r.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting c., stopping his ears</i>). I shan't listen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>sitting and making herself ostentatiously comfortable in the
- rocking-chair, poking fire</i>). Oh, take your time. I'm quite
- comfortable. (<i>She leans back humming "Home, Sweet Home"</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>unstopping his ears</i>). What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, could you hear? You're such a bad listener as a rule. You much
- prefer to talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>folding his arms</i>). My talking days are past. I'll be as mute
- as a fish. Go on. Say what you like. I'll stand it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>rising and looking down on him</i>). Peter, Peter, how young you
- are!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>rising excitedly</i>). Young! I'm not young.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I thought you were going to be silent.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>walking up and down</i>). Young! As if youth had anything to do
- with arithmetic and the number of one's years. I'm old in suffering and
- experience. I'm an old, old man.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>standing c. against table, watching</i>). When you sow wild oats
- that old feeling is usually part of the crop.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>hotly</i>). I haven't sown wild oats. I'm not that sort of man.
- (<i>Hesitating.</i>) Unless you mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I didn't, but I might have done.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sitting, sullenly</i>). I wish there were no such things as
- women in the world!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The bi-sexual system has its disadvantages. But we'll forget Miss
- Mottram, Peter. That was a private indiscretion. You sowed your wild oats
- publicly in the fierce light that beats upon a politician. That was the
- arrogance of youth.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not so young as you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. No. Youth is a gift we both possess. I don't intend to waste mine,
- Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. No? Well, you've me before you as an awful warning. I'm a living
- cautionary tale. I'm&mdash;&mdash; O, what's the good of talking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Here's a change of front! You used to tell me talking was the finest
- thing you knew.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, have you no reverence at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For talking?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. For human suffering. You're mocking at my life's tragedy. You
- hummed a tune just now you must have known was agony to me. My home in
- Midlandton! It's like living in an ashpit.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, no, it's not, and if it is, the microbes can be happy in their
- insignificance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>solemnly</i>). I shall not know happiness again.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, need you keep it up with me, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>surprised</i>). Keep what up?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The pose. You've had your fun with us.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Fun!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You've brought us to your feet. We've all come: all of us who care.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Care? What do you care for me? Why should you care for a broken
- man, a derelict, one of the legion of the lost, a rotten&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>vigorously</i>). Will you stop embroidering? Do you think I've
- come to listen to all the pretty phrases you've spent a week inventing
- about yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Heaven knows what you came for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You know as well as Heaven does.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Do I? But it's&mdash;&mdash; So much has happened since. That's all
- so long ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Less than a year, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A year! What's a year! From poverty to Parliament, from Parliament
- to hell.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Still spinning phrases, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>sincerely</i>). I'm a pauper, Margaret. That's not a phrase,
- it's a fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Is there no work to be done in the world?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. A man like me wants something else than bread to work for. I had a
- career once, it's gone today.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Thank God, it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, if you like, thank God for it. It deserved to go. But
- nothing's left worth living for.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll give you that.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. The object, Peter. Don't say again you don't know why I came.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, Margaret, I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not admit it, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Because I daren't. A man who's fallen as I fell deserves no second
- ehanee. I've been a silly fool, but it won't mend that to be a criminal
- fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. What do you mean by being a criminal fool?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I might have acted as I meant to act when next I saw you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. How did you mean to act?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I meant to ask forgiveness on my knees for all the things I said to
- you. Up in my room I'd come to see it all, sec what a swine I'd been, how
- right you were, how much you knew me better than I knew myself. I thought
- in London that I'd met the worst. I thought my bitterest hour was past.
- But worst and bitterest of all was when I realised all that I'd done to
- you, all that that doing made me miss.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>hardly</i>). Then when I came you didn't do as you intended.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, I saw you and I felt ashamed. It's one thing to decide
- within one's mind to do a thing, but quite another thing to do it in the
- flesh. I saw you, saw the suffering in your face and knew that I had
- caused it all. I felt ashamed to speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Ashamed to ask forgiveness? Ashamed to carry out your plan?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. We weren't alone. There were others there.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just pride, in fact. You were too proud to ask. And when the others
- went?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, yes. Yes. Pride again. Then, too, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Till when? You've not asked yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, am I worth while forgiving?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Peter, when your mother let me come, I came.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. So I thought it worth while.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret, you are so beautiful, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Listen to me, Peter. You tell me I am beautiful. You told me I am
- young. I am, but I'm a year older than I was twelve months ago. Twelve
- months ago, when you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. It's been a crowded year for you. (<i>Gesture from Peter.</i>) Too
- crowded, yes, but there was glamour in it all. You've paid a price, but
- you've known the flavour of success. You've had your fun. I've spent my
- year in Midlandton&mdash;(<i>Peter shudders</i>)&mdash;a plaee where one
- can live, Peter. Oh, yes, one can. But I've been lonely here. A year's
- dropped from me sadly, slowly. I've kept myself alive and that, the daily
- round, is all my history, while you&mdash;well, never mind. The past is
- past. We're where we were a year ago, a little older, just a little less
- in love with life, but still we're here, Peter. You and I, just as we were
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Just as we were?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not? Love understands. We're both a little scarred. We both need
- picking up and making whole. We need each other, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You need me! Margaret, you're not just putting it that way because&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Because it's true. We need each other badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>taking her</i>). Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. So you will have me, Peter?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think I always loved you, Margaret. Throughout the madness of my
- pride, behind it all, I think I never quite forgot the great reality of
- you. I've been ambition's drunkard, but behind the mist of self-deluded
- dream, the light shone dimly though. London brought me no peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. I'll bring you peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I think you will. (<i>From her.</i>) Oh, but it's madness, madness,
- Margaret. What are we thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Our happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, for a moment we've been happy fools. Now I'm awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. And so?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. And so good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Indeed?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Oh, would to God, it needn't be. But here I am, an outcast, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. (<i>quickly</i>). No phrases, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm a man without a job, Margaret. I can't keep myself, let alone
- anyone else.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Have you tried?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I've thought of ways. Scraps of journalism, perhaps. I might live
- that way for a time. I'm a notorious person. They'll take my stuff until&mdash;my&mdash;my
- escapade's forgotten. Then they'll drop me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Excellent reasons for not being a journalist.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm fit for nothing else. I thought I had supporters, friends who'd
- rally round when the official party sent me to the rightabout. I've waited
- there a week. I have no friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. You don't need friends. You want an employer, and I thought you were
- a skilled mechanic.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes. As a matter of fact I did have a vague idea of going in for
- aeroplanes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Oh, Peter, Peter, still the high flights!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b> (<i>earnestly</i>). There's money in it, Margaret.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For the mechanic?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I shouldn't be a mechanic long. A man of original mind like me is
- bound to be ahead of the crowd. I've to keep moving fast. I can't wait for
- the mob to catch me up. Yes, there's something in that aeroplane idea.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. There is. Fame. Applause. Incense. Everything that ruined you before.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You can't be famous without risk.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why be famous?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's your doing. You wakened my ambitions. They're there now,
- ineradically fixed, and if they weren't there for myself, they would be
- there for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. For me? I don't want them, Peter. Fight them down. Be humble.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I'm not built for humility.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Drop your ambition, Peter. You will feel like Christian when he lost
- his pack.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What do you want me to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. There is always room for you at your old place.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Back to the mechanic's bench. In Midlandton, where everybody knows!
- That's humble pie with a vengeance.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A new beginning, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. There's no such thing. In life, we pay.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. We'll pay together then.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. I can't go back.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. A man can do things for his woman, Peter, when he can't do them for
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. You want me to go back?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter, back to the starting-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. It's a bitter pill.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. But won't you swallow it&mdash;for me? For my sake, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes, Margaret, you've won. I'll go back if they'll have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Thank you, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Don't thank me, dear. It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Why not? It means I'm going to have my heart's desire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Just you.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Margaret!
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Are you happy?
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. Yes? Only yes? When I'm almost afraid to be so happy, when&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Yes, Peter, when you are down, you are very, very down, and when
- you're up you are up&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Peter</b>. That's the way with all geniuses. Oh, I forgot. I'm not a&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>Mar</b>. Never mind. You're genius enough for me. Only, we'll stop telling
- other people about it, eh, Peter? Now let's go to your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- [<i>They move r. together.</i>
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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