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-Title: Three Lancashire Plays: The Game; The Northerners; Zack
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-THREE LANCASHIRE PLAYS
-
-The Game; The Northerners; Zack
-
-By Harold Brighouse
-
-London: Samuel French, Ltd. Publishers
-
-1920
-
-[Illustration: 0007]
-
-
-
-
-PREFACE
-
-|In another age than ours play-books were a favourite, if not the only,
-form of light reading, and the novel, now almost universally preferred,
-is the development of the last century. But a writer of plays should be
-the last person in the world to resent the novelist's victory, for plays
-are written to be acted, and reach a full completeness only by means of
-the collaboration of author with producer, scene-painter, actors and,
-finally and essentially, audience. The author's script bears to the
-completed play a relationship similar to that of an architect's plan to
-a completed building.
-
-Architect's plans, however, are not unintelligible to the layman,
-especially to the layman who is not devoid of imagination, the layman
-who is ready to spend a trifling mental effort and to become, be it ever
-so little, expert. And so with printed plays, those ground-plans of
-the drama. There must have been in the eighteenth century, a larger
-percentage of the reading public than obtains to-day that was expert in
-reading plays; plays were thought--you can find ample proof of it in
-the Diarists--easier reading than the novels of Fielding, Richardson and
-Smollett. Perhaps the comparative brevity of a play was, even in those
-unhurried days, a point in its favour; certainly the play-reading habit
-was strong and one likes to think that it is not lost. To read dully
-the script of a spectacular play is desolating weariness, but the same
-script read with sympathetic imagination becomes the key to fairyland,
-and from an armchair one sees more marvels than ever stagecraft could
-present. There are abominable limitations on the stage; producers are
-tedious pedants; but the reader mentally producing a play from the book
-in his hand looks through a magic casement at what he gloriously will
-instead of through a proscenium arch at the handiwork of a merely human
-producer. Play-reading, in fact, obeys the law that as a man sows so
-shall he reap; a little trouble, rapidly eased by practice, leads one to
-a great deal of pleasure.
-
-It depends, of course, upon the play as well as upon the reader, and
-though one has rather romantically instanced spectacular plays, their
-scripts do, as a rule, belong to the class of play which is not worth
-reading. They are, or are apt to become, the libretto to some specific
-scenery or stage effect and the imaginative reader, failing to hit upon
-the particular staging intended, is lost in puzzlement. Nor do plays of
-action make the best reading. There are no plays but plays of action,
-but action is of many kinds, and the play whose first concern is
-situation and rapid physical movement is so specifically a stage-play,
-so sketchy in its ground-plan until the collaborators work in unison
-upon it, as to make reading more of a torment than a pleasure. While
-you must have wordless pantomime at the basis of every play, it is those
-plays which exhibit in high degree the use of action in the form of
-dialogue that are the more comfortable reading; and, always postulating
-that a play is a play--not necessarily a playwright's play, the
-admiration of his brother craftsmen, but a thing practicable, actable
-and effective on the stage--the more physical action is subordinated to
-character, to the exploration of the springs of human motive, the better
-it is for reading purposes and the better for all purposes.
-
-Ibsen led the modern play, where the modern novel followed it, to the
-investigation of character rather than to the unfolding of a story,
-and one suggests that readers who find satisfaction in the modern
-psychological novel should find the reading of modern plays to their
-taste for the reason that the dramatists, though they haven't in a play
-the same opportunities for analysis as the novelists find in their more
-spacious pages, are essentially "out for" the same thing.
-
-The type of play one is here writing about is one which has not, in the
-past, flourished extensively in the popular theatres; it is the type
-known, rather obscurely, as the "Repertory" play. It was called by
-that name, probably in derision, and the Repertory play was held to
-be synonymous with the un-commercial play. Then queer things happened.
-"Hindle Wakes" broke out of the Repertory palisade, made dramatic
-history and, what from the amazed commercial manager's standpoint was
-even more startling, a fortune; "The Younger Generation" followed into
-the commercial camp; and in the rent profiteer's year of 1919, when
-managers seemed forced by ruthless circumstance more even than by
-inclination to play the safest game and to offer the Big Public nothing
-but repetitions of the tried and true, two plays from the Repertories
-came to town. "The Lost Leader" filled the Court Theatre in a very heat
-wave, and "Abraham Lincoln" took the King to Hammersmith--with many
-thousands of his subjects. So that it will not do to speak of plays as
-commercial on the one hand and Repertory on the other. Repertory has
-golden possibilities, if you don't expect too much of it. It would be
-fallacious to expect the same pay-dust from "Abraham Lincoln" as from
-"Chu Chin Chow." Nor would one expect Joseph Conrad to sell like Nat
-Gould.
-
-Sincerity is a virtue possessed, as a rule, by the Repertory play, but
-it will by no means do to claim for this sort of play a monopoly of
-sincerity. The most popular type of drama (and the most English),
-melodrama, is rigidly sincere--to the confounding of the Intellectual.
-There is plenty of dishonest thinking and unscrupulous play-making, but
-not in popular melodrama. In melodrama which pretends to be something
-other than what it is, there is immediate and obvious insincerity, but
-there is no writing with the tongue in the cheek in downright, unabashed
-melodramas of the old Adelphi, and the present Lyceum type. It will not
-do to call the "highbrow" plays sincere, with the implication that
-all other plays are insincere, any more than they can themselves be
-sweepingly characterized as uncommercial. Sincerity, anyhow, may be
-beside the point, and the term Repertory play, though unsatisfactory,
-stands for something perfectly well understood. No definition would
-be apt to the whole body of Repertory plays, but one would like,
-diffidently, to suggest that Repertory plays are written by men and
-women of intellectual honesty who postulate that their audience will be
-composed of educated people--and that attempt at a definition fails. It
-has a snobbish ring.
-
-And now, after generalizing about Repertory plays and reading plays,
-to come down to the particular instance of the Lancashire plays here
-printed. They are three of seven plays which their author has written
-about the people of his native county, and reasons for publishing them
-now are that nobody wanted to publish plays during the war, and that the
-author is an optimist about the future of Repertory. Which last is only
-a sort of reason for publishing some of Repertory's step-children--that,
-at any rate, the new men may know, if they care to know, these workaday
-examples deriving from the only Repertory Theatre in Great Britain which
-created a local drama. Though none of these three plays was, in fact,
-produced by Miss Horniman's Company, they nevertheless belong to the
-"Manchester School," which was a by-product of her Company.
-
-The "Manchester School" was never conscious of itself, as the Irish
-School was. The Irishmen had a country, a patriotic sentiment, a
-national mythology; they had, so soon after the beginning that it seemed
-they had it from the first, the already classical tradition of Synge;
-they had in the Deidre legend a subject made to their hands, a subject
-which it appeared every Irishman must tackle in order to pass with
-honours as an Irish dramatist; and there was explicit endeavour to
-create an Irish Drama. In Manchester, so far were we from any explicit
-ambition to create a Lancashire Drama that we denied the fact of its
-creation. What reputation it had was not home-made in Manchester and
-exported, but made in London and America. At Miss Horniman's theatre
-in Manchester, there were so many bigger things being done than the
-earlier, technically weak plays of the local authors. And it is worth
-pointing out that the authors went (it was admirable, it was almost
-original in them) for their material to what was immediately under their
-noses; they took as models the Lancashire people of their daily life,
-and in their plays they did not always flatter their models. The models
-saw themselves in the theatre rather as they were than as they liked
-to think they were, and they hadn't the quixotry to praise too highly
-authors who held up to them a mirror of disconcerting truthfulness.
-It came upon the authors unexpectedly, as even something a little
-preposterous, to be taken seriously, to be labelled, heaven knows by
-whom, the "Manchester School," as if they had a common aim..
-
-That, surely, is the significance of the "Manchester School," that
-the phenomenon and the hope. Miss Horniman established her Company in
-Manchester, with Mr. B. Iden Payne, a genius, as her producer of plays.
-What she gave to Manchester was perhaps more, perhaps not more, than the
-aftermath of the historic Vedrenne-Barker campaign at the Court Theatre;
-at any rate, she gave a series of Repertory plays--plays which had
-no likelihood of being seen in the provinces under the touring
-system--notably well acted; she demonstrated that drama was a
-living art, and in the light of that demonstration there outcropped
-spontaneously, un-self-consciously, the body of local drama now known
-as the "Manchester School." Whatever the individual merits of the
-Lancashire plays may be, whatever, even, their collective importance or
-unimportance, they have this significance of localization. Stimulated by
-Miss Horniman's catholic repertoire, local authors sought to express in
-drama local characteristics.
-
-There are no two questions in the writer's mind, nor, he thinks, in
-anybody's, as to whether local drama is or is not a good thing. It is
-more than ever good in to-day's special London conditions, but it was
-always good in and for its own locality, and very good when it broke
-away from home, travelled to London and introduced to Londoners
-authentic representations of natives of their country. It brought
-variety where variety was needed. Not all the plays of the "Manchester
-School," of course, have travelled. One or two, indeed, hardly travelled
-across the Gaiety Theatre footlights, and in the case of a few others,
-mostly one-act plays, there was never the least chance of their emerging
-from Lancashire owing to the fact that they were written deliberately
-in dialect. A most racy little piece, "Complaints," by Mr.
-Ernest Hutchinson, with its scene laid in the office of an Oldham
-spinning-mill, is a case in point. One doubts, even, if the
-comparatively urbane Manchester audience grasped the whole of its
-idiomatic dialogue. But these are the extremes of local drama, and
-generally, the Lancashire writers have avoided dialect as, in the first
-place, impracticable, and in the second place, disused, except (to
-quote Houghton) "amongst the roughest class in the most out-of-the way
-districts." Accent is not dialect though possibly originates in it. Even
-when one wishes to use dialect one must not, for stage purposes, write
-it as it is spoken. The dramatist selects his material from dialect as
-he selects his larger material from life. Dramatically correct dialect
-is literally incorrect; it is highly selected dialogue which indicates,
-but does not obscure, and the true dialect dramatist is not the man who
-exactly imitates the speech of a district, but he who most skilfully
-adapts its rhythms and picks out its salient words. Synge invented an
-Irish dialect which is false in detail and infinitely true in broad
-effect, and the "Manchester School," faced with the same difficulty, has
-solved it in the same way, hoping, though without much confidence, that
-the Lancashire cadences it adopted and used in its very few dialect
-plays may sound to alien ears as aptly as the language of Synge's Irish
-sounds to our own. Though you may search in vain the dialogue of Mr.
-Allan Monkhouse's plays for local characteristics, the "Manchester
-School" has as a rule indicated by the use, in greater or less degree,
-of local idioms that the speech of Lancashire has a well-marked
-individuality; but dialect, as a distinctive variant of the national
-language, can hardly be said to exist in Lancashire.
-
-One labours the point a little in order to make clear that the
-"Manchester School" had no accidental advantage, over writers who lived
-near other provincial Repertory Theatres, in the existence of a language
-whose dramatic literature they felt urged to create; there was no
-such language. And its absence makes a curiosity of the fact that from
-Manchester alone of the Repertory centres has any considerable body of
-local drama emerged. (Dublin is another matter; one speaks here of Great
-Britain.) Other Repertory centres, like Birmingham and Bristol, must
-have local characteristics: Liverpool is, geographically at any rate,
-in Lancashire; and Glasgow has a language of its own. None of these
-Repertories was sterile, but even Birmingham, despite Mr. John
-Drinkwater and "Abraham Lincoln," was economical in creativeness and
-fathered no local drama. Must the conclusion be that the Manchester
-atmosphere has, with its soot, a vitalizing dramatic principle?
-
-Possibly; but a less fantastic theory is that Manchester had Miss
-Horniman, and other Repertories had not. Again one insists that the
-Lancashire plays were a by-product, and a by-product only, of Miss
-Horniman's Company. Who in their senses would go to Manchester expecting
-to evoke a local drama? And if she had gone there with a prejudice in
-favour of poetic plays, it is more than likely that no local drama
-would have been evoked. Modern Lancashire is industrial Lancashire--one
-forgets the large agricultural oases, while nobody but map-makers
-and administrators remembers that a slice of the Lake District is in
-Lancashire--and industrialism does not inspire the poetic play. Miss
-Horniman began, on the contrary, with a season whose best productions,
-though it included Maeterlinck, were Shaw's "Widower's Houses" and
-McEvoy's "David Ballard." Those two productions seemed, rightly or
-wrongly, to fix the type of play preferred by Miss Horniman's Company;
-it happened--let us call it realistic comedy--to be the type by which
-the life of Lancashire could be best expressed in drama and the future
-authors of the "Manchester School," most of them of an impressionable
-age, some of them already fumbling their way to dramatic expression,
-seized avidly the type and the opportunity. They were not so provincial
-as to have to wait for Miss Horniman to come to be introduced to Shaw:
-but there are worlds of difference between reading Shaw, even between
-seeing him indifferently produced, and a Shaw play transmuted by the
-handling of such a producer as Iden Payne. It is putting the
-case without hyperbole to say that Miss Horniman's Company was an
-inspiration.
-
-The Repertory whose "note" is the poetic play will probably evoke no
-local drama, because, until we get the village Repertory, local drama is
-the drama of the modern town, wherein the stuff of poetry exists, if at
-all, only as a forced revival of folk-lore. Anything can be great
-poetry to the great poet; one speaks here of the average playwright, the
-observer of his fellow man in a provincial town, seeking his medium of
-expression in drama; and such a man is unlikely to find it in the poetic
-play or to find encouragement and inspiration from a Repertory where
-poetic plays are visibly preferred. It is almost to be said that Miss
-Horniman's Company and the Birmingham Repertory Theatre stand for rival
-theories of the drama, but not quite; they have too much, including
-Shakespeare, in common.
-
-Local drama is too important to be left so specially in the hands of
-Miss Horniman and the "Manchester School." It is important for the
-localities and important, too, for London; London is quite as ready to
-be interested in good plays about people in Aberdeen or Halifax as in
-plays about people in New York, but the New York author lives in a
-city where plays are produced and the Aberdeen author does not. The
-stimulation of local drama is possible only where a local producing
-theatre exists; the education of a dramatist is unfinished until he
-has heard his lines spoken and watched his puppets move. Drama in the
-capitals is standardized to some half-dozen patterns which alter slowly
-and, failing the local producing theatre, what is the provincial author
-to do but to suppress his originality and to write plays, in hopes of
-London production, as near as he can make them to one of the approved
-current designs? It is said that were it not for the continued
-influx from the provinces, London would die out in three--or is it
-two?--generations; and if that is true of life, it is true also of
-drama, and the plain duty of those who control British Drama, the
-Napoleons of the theatre, is to dig channels whereby healthy provincial
-blood may flow to London to revitalize its Drama.
-
-This, which means that Sir Alfred Butt ought to seek out a number of
-intelligent producers and endow them in provincial Repertory theatres to
-work without interference from above, but always with the vigilant eye
-for that byproduct of a rightly inspired Repertory, local drama, is a
-simple matter of commercial self-interest, on a par with the action of
-the magnates of scientific trade who endow research not out of love
-of science, but in the expectation that they will be able some day to
-exploit profitably the resulting discoveries. So might Sir Alfred Butt
-exploit local authors discovered by the producers of his far-flung
-Repertories. The theatre is either a business or a gamble, and in the
-hands of men like Sir Alfred Butt it looks less like a gamble every day.
-Enlightened business self-interest would look a little to the future, to
-the fostering of authorship in provincial towns, to the establishment of
-many Repertories.
-
-To come back to the windfalls of the "Manchester School" printed here.
-They fell, one of them in the Gaiety Theatre, Manchester, at a time
-when Miss Horniman's Company was on vacation; another at the Liverpool
-Repertory Theatre, which was in origin a secession from Manchester
-headed by the late Miss Darragh, with the plays produced by Mr. Basil
-Dean, later the first Liverpool Director; and the third so far away from
-Manchester as the Empire Theatre, Syracuse, New York State, linked with
-Manchester, for all that, through being produced by Mr. Iden Payne.
-In reading them again, one is startled for the thousandth time by the
-difference between stage and study. The third act of "The Northerners"
-makes curious reading, because it depends partly upon the juxtaposition
-of the characters on the stage, partly upon the suggestion "off" of
-a ruse plagiarized from the Punic Wars, partly upon a spectacular
-"curtain," but it is--production proved it--in the focus of the theatre.
-It "came off" on the stage. Laughter in the theatre is, again, a
-mystery. It is possible that the Lancashire plays in general have the
-characteristic of acting more amusingly than they read. "Hindle Wakes"
-reads positively austerely; acted, it is full of humour; and one's
-recollections of "The Game" on the stage make for the same conclusion.
-It has, in the theatre, a far more pronounced tendency to set its
-audience laughing than seems apparent in its text. In the case of
-"Zack" the funis, one would say, hardly of a subtle kind. Taking the
-"Manchester School," bye and large, and remembering the charge against
-it that it was "grey" or "dreary," one is forced to believe either that
-Lancashire humour is not everybody's humour--Mrs. Metherell in "The Game"
-might almost be set as a test--or else that the "Manchester School" has
-been confused with the whole body of Miss Horniman's productions; and,
-even if so, the charge fails.
-
-There was an Icelandic tragedy produced in the early days of her
-Company, which depressed the thermometer alarmingly; there was
-Verhaeren's "The Cloister," a great play performed to empty houses,
-adding insult to injury by being popularly called "dreary," and the
-chill resulting from those two productions, one a mistake of management,
-the other a mistake of the public, lasted for years. The case of the
-Lancashire Plays is clear; their authors aimed at presenting the human
-comedy of Lancashire, and if their dramatic purpose was to be achieved
-by the alternative uses of laughter or of tears, they preferred to
-achieve it by the ruthless light of laughter. Many of the plays have not
-been printed and the appended bibliography includes no examples of the
-comedy of Mr. H. M. Richardson, Dr. F. E. Wynne or Mr. M. A. Arabian.
-Incomplete record of the Lancashire Plays as it is, it serves to drive
-home the contention that the "Manchester School" are, in the main, comic
-writers.
-
-Bibliography:
-
-(1) Stanley Houghton--"The Works of Stanley Houghton," three volumes
-(Constable & Co.); "Hindle Wakes" (Sidgwick and Jackson); "The Younger
-Generation," "Five Short Plays," "Independent Means," "The Dear
-Departed," "Fancy Free" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
-
-(2) Allan Monkhouse--"Mary Broome," "The Education of Mr. Surrage"
-(Sidgwick & Jackson); "Four Tragedies" (Duckworth & Co); "War Plays"
-(Constable & Co.).
-
-(3) Harold Brighouse--"Hobson's Choice," "Garside's Career" (Constable &
-Co.); "Dealing in Futures," "Graft" (Samuel French, Ltd. );
-"Lonesome-Like," "The Price of Coal," "Converts," (Gowans & Grey, Ltd).
-
-(4) Judge E. A. Parry;--"The Tallyman and other Plays" (Sherratt &
-Hughes).
-
-(5) J. Sackville Martin--"Cupid and the Styx" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
-
-
-
-
-
-THE GAME
-
-A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
-
-
-CHARACTERS
-
-Austin Whitworth.
-
-Edmund Whitworth.
-
-Leo Whitworth.
-
-Jack Metherell.
-
-Hugh Martin.
-
-Dr. Wells.
-
-Barnes.
-
-Elsie Whitworth.
-
-Florence Whitworth.
-
-Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot.
-
-Mrs. Norbury.
-
-
-
-
-ACT I
-
-_The Action of the Play takes place in a Lancashire town on the last
-Saturday in April between the hours of one and five in the afternoon._
-
-_Austin Whitworth's house in Blackton was built by his father in 1870
-and the library is a stately room. The door is on the right. Centre is
-a deep bay with a mullioned window and padded window seat. A brisk fire
-burns in the elaborate fireplace, with its high club fender. Shelves
-line the walls. All the furniture dates from the original period of the
-house, and though the chairs may have been upholstered in the meantime,
-they would repay fresh attention. Solidity is the keynote of the roomy
-but its light wood and bright rugs save it from heaviness._
-
-_The time is one o'clock on the last Saturday in April. A painting of
-old John Whitworth is over the fireplace._
-
-_In the armchair is Edmund Whitworth, a prosperous London solicitor. A
-bachelor, his habit of dining well has marked his waist-line. Pompous
-geniality is his manner. In his hand is a sheet of notepaper which, as
-the curtain rises, he finishes reading. Sitting facing him on the
-fender is Leo Whitworth, his nephew. Leo is twenty-one and dresses with
-fastidious taste y beautifully and unobtrusively. He is small. Just now
-he awaits Edmund's verdict with anxiety. Edmund removes his pince-nez
-and hands the paper to Leo._
-
-*****
-
-Edmund. I like it, Leo.
-
-Leo. Really, uncle? I asked you to be candid.
-
-Edmund. Yes. I do like It. It's immature, but it's the real thing.
-(_Rising and patting his shoulder patronizingly._) There's stuff in you,
-my boy.
-
-Leo. You're the first Whitworth who's ever praised my work. The usual
-thing's to laugh at me for trying to be a poet.
-
-Edmund. A prophet in his own country, eh? Perhaps they don't know very
-much about poetry, Leo.
-
-Leo. (_excitedly, walking about, while Edmund takes his place by the
-fire_). Is that any reason for laughing at me? I don't know anything
-about hockey, but I don't laugh at Flo and Elsie for playing. As I tell
-them, mutual tolerance is the only basis for family life. If I were
-a large-limbed athlete they'd bow down and worship, but as I've got a
-sense of beauty and no brawn they simply bully the life out of me.
-
-Edmund. You're sure you do tolerate them?
-
-Leo. Of course I do. I'd rather have a sister who's a football maniac
-any day than a sister who's a politician. There's some beauty in
-catching balls, but there's no beauty in catching votes. What I complain
-of is that there's no seriousness in this house about the things that
-matter.
-
-Edmund. Such as--poetry?
-
-Leo. Oh, now _you're_ getting at me. All right. I'm used to it. Being
-serious about poetry's better than being serious about football, anyhow.
-
-Edmund. Sonnets have their place in the scheme of things.
-
-Leo. A high place, too.
-
-Edmund. I agree with you in putting them above football.
-
-Leo. Then you'll find yourself unpopular here,
-
-Edmund. At the same time, it's possible to overdo the sonnets, Leo.
-
-Leo. Never. Art demands all.
-
-Edmund. My dear boy, if you're going to talk about art and temperament,
-and all the other catchwords----
-
-Leo. I'm not. I'm only asking you to tell them you believe in my genius
-and then they'll drop thinking I'm making an ass of myself.
-
-Edmund. I see. By the way, what are you making of yourself, Leo?
-
-Leo. A poet, I hope.
-
-Edmund. I meant for a living.
-
-Leo. I have a weak lung.
-
-Edmund. Is that your occupation?
-
-Leo. It is my tragedy.
-
-Edmund. Um.
-
-Leo. You will speak to them for me, uncle? They'll listen to you. At
-least you come from London, where people are civilized.
-
-Edmund. Are they? In London I hold a brief for the culture of the
-provinces.
-
-Leo. You took jolly good care to get away from the provinces, yourself.
-And you mustn't tell me you think Blackton is cultured.
-
-Edmund. I heard my first Max Reger sonata in Blackton long before London
-had found him.
-
-Leo. Music's another matter.
-
-Edmund. Yes. Your father played it to me.
-
-Leo. Well, there you are again. Music and football are the only things
-he cares about. That's just what I complain of. I've tried to raise his
-tastes, but I find generally a lack of seriousness in men of his age. Of
-course' there are exceptions.
-
-Edmund. Thank you.
-
-(_Enter Florence Whitworth, in golfing tweeds with bag, and without hat,
-hair tumbled by the wind. She is a largemade girl of eighteen, supremely
-healthy and athletic._)
-
-Florence. May I hide in here?
-
-Leo. What's there to hide from?
-
-Florence. Eleanor Smith is tackling Elsie in the hall to play hockey for
-the High School Old Girls this afternoon. When she finds Elsie won't,
-she'll want to try me, so I'll keep out of the way, please.
-
-Edmund. And why won't Elsie?
-
-Florence. We never do when the Rovers are playing at home. I wouldn't
-miss seeing the match this afternoon for the best game of hockey I ever
-had. (_Slinging the golf-bag in a corner._) Topping round on the links,
-uncle. You ought to have come.
-
-Edmund. I'm a sedentary animal, Flo.
-
-Florence. Yes. And you're putting on weight. It's six years since you
-were here, and I'll bet you've gone up a stone a year.
-
-Edmund. In my profession a portly figure is an asset. If you have a lean
-and hungry look, clients think it's because you sit up late running up
-bills of costs. If you look comfortable, they imagine you're too busy
-dining to think of the six and eightpences.
-
-Florence. Yes. I never met a slacker yet who wasn't full of excellent
-excuses. Leo calls his poetry. You call yours business. Wait till you'll
-retire. You'll find it out then if you haven't a decent hobby.
-
-Edmund. But I have.
-
-Florence. It's invisible to the naked eye. You don't golf, and you don't
-play tennis or cricket or----
-
-Edmund. I collect postage stamps.
-
-Florence. No wonder you're in bad condition with a secret vice like
-that. (_Goes to open window._)
-
-Leo (_sharply_). Don't do that.
-
-Florence. It's blazing hot. I can't imagine what you want a fire for.
-
-Leo. Uncle felt chilly.
-
-Florence. Sorry I spoke. No, I'm not. It serves him right for taking no
-exercise.
-
-(_Enter Elsie Whitworth, who, like Florence, is tall and muscular, but
-with a slim beauty which, contrasted with Florence's loose limbs and
-occasional gawkishness, is, at twenty-two, comparatively mature. Her
-indoor dress, to honour the visiting uncle, is elaborate and bright._)
-
-Elsie. Flo, Eleanor Smith wants you.
-
-Florence. I know she does. That's why I'm hiding in here.
-
-Elsie. They're a man short on the team, and----
-
-Florence. Didn't you tell her I can't play to-day? Elsie. She thinks she
-can persuade you.
-
-Florence. She can't.
-
-Elsie. You'd better go and tell her so.
-
-Florence (_gathering up her golf-bag_). Blow Eleanor Smith! She thinks
-hockey's everything. I hate fanatics. Elsie. She's waiting for you.
-
-Florence. All right. I'll go. (_Exit Florence._)
-
-Elsie. Heard the news, Leo?
-
-Leo. Not particularly.
-
-Elsie (_excitedly_). Jack Metherell's coming in to see father before the
-match. Father told me.
-
-Leo. Oh? My pulse remains normal.
-
-Elsie. You've no more blood in you than a cauliflower. I'm tingling all
-over at the thought of being under the same roof with Metherell.
-
-Edmund. May I enquire who Mr. Metherell is?
-
-Elsie. Do you mean to say you've never heard of Metherell?
-
-Edmund. I apologise for being a Londoner.
-
-Elsie. That's no excuse. They can raise a decent crowd at Chelsea
-nowadays.
-
-Edmund. Indeed? I live at Sevenoaks.
-
-Elsie. You must have heard of Metherell.
-
-Edmund. No. Who is he?
-
-Leo. Metherell is a professional footballer, uncle.
-
-Edmund. Oh!
-
-Elsie (_indignantly_). A professional footballer! He's the finest centre
-forward in England.
-
-Edmund (_politely_). Really? Quite a great man.
-
-Leo. Quite. He's the idol of my sisters and the Black-ton roughs. For
-two hours every Saturday and Bank Holiday through eight months of
-the year forty thousand pairs of eyes are glued on Metherell and the
-newspapers of Saturday night, Sunday and Monday chronicle his exploits
-in about two columns; but if you don't know what "agitating the spheroid
-towards the sticks" means, you'd better not try to read them.
-
-(_Elsie approaches him threateningly._)
-
-He is also good looking and a decent fellow.
-
-Elsie. You'd better add that.
-
-Leo. I will add more. He spends the rest of his time training for those
-two hours, and when he's thirty he'll retire and keep a pub; and in
-three years eighteen stone of solid flesh will bury the glory that was
-Metherell.
-
-Elsie (_threatening him_). You viperous little skunk.
-
-Leo. I appeal to you, uncle. Can a skunk possess the attributes of a
-viper?
-
-Elsie. If you say another word against Jack Metherell, I'll knock
-you into the middle of next week. You're frightened of the sight of a
-football yourself and you dare to libel a man who----
-
-Leo. The greater the truth the greater the libel. You're a solicitor,
-uncle. Isn't that so?
-
-Edmund. Do you want my professional opinion?
-
-Leo (_dodging round the table from Elsie_). I want your personal
-protection.
-
-Elsie (_giving Leo up_). Uncle, Jack Metherell's the truest sportsman
-who ever stepped on to a football field. He's the straightest shooter
-and the trickiest dribbler in the game. I'd walk barefooted over thorns
-to watch him play, and for Leo to say he'll retire at thirty and grow
-fat is nothing but a spiteful idiotic lie.
-
-Edmund (_making peace_) Well, suppose we say he'll retire at thirty-five
-and just put on a little flesh and live to a ripe old age, fighting his
-battles over again.
-
-Leo. Over a gallon of beer in the saloon bar.
-
-Elsie. If your head wasn't too full of poetry for anything important,
-you'd know Jack's a teetotaller. He's never entered a public house and
-he never will.
-
-Edmund. If I were you, Leo, I wouldn't quarrel. I should make a poem
-about it.
-
-Elsie. It's all he's fit for. Lampooning a great man. I tell you, uncle,
-Jack Metherell can do what he likes in Blackton. If he cared to put up
-for Parliament, no other man would make a show.
-
-Leo. Oh, the fellow's popular. They all love Jack.
-
-Elsie. Popular. There isn't a woman in the town but would sell her soul
-to marry him.
-
-Edmund. This seems to be the old Pagan worship of the body.
-
-Leo. The mob must have a hero. Prize-fighting's illegal and cricket's
-slow, so it's the footballer's turn to-day to be an idol.
-
-Elsie. Look here, you can judge for yourself this afternoon.
-
-Leo. Are you coming to the match, uncle?
-
-Edmund. Yes. I'm curious to see it. I suppose you're not going?
-
-Leo. Oh, I shall go.
-
-Edmund. Really? I had gathered that you don't like football.
-
-Leo. I don't like funerals or weddings either, but they're all the sort
-of family function one goes to as a duty.
-
-Elsie. A duty. Will you believe me, he never misses a match, uncle?
-
-Leo. If you want to know, I go for professional reasons.
-
-Edmund. Professional?
-
-Leo. I am training myself to be a close observer of my fellow men,
-and in a football crowd I can study human passions in the raw. To the
-earnest student of psychology the interest is enormous.
-
-Elsie. Yes. You wait for his psychological shout when Blackton score a
-goal. You'll know then if his lungs are weak. We go because we like it
-and so does he, only we're not ashamed of our tastes and he is. Wait
-till Jack Metherel comes on the field this afternoon in the old red and
-gold of the Blackton Rovers and----
-
-(_Austin Whitworth enters while she speaks and interrupts her. Without
-being grossly fat, Austin is better covered than Edmund, whose elder
-brother he is. Without exaggeration, his lounge suit suggests sporting
-tendencies. His manner is less confident than that of Edmund, the
-successful carver-out of a career, and at times curiously deferential
-to his brother. Obviously a nice fellow and, not so obviously, in some
-difficulty. With his children he is on friendly chaffing terms, so
-habitually getting the worst of the chaff that he is in danger of
-becoming a nonentity in his own house. He wears a moustache, which, like
-his remaining hair, is grey. Florence follows him._).
-
-Austin. But Metherell won't.
-
-Elsie. What. Has Jack hurt himself at practice? Austin. No.
-
-Leo. What's up with him?
-
-Austin. Nothing.
-
-Elsie. Then why isn't he playing?
-
-Austin. He is playing.
-
-Elsie. You just said----
-
-Austin. He won't wear the Blackton colours. He's playing for Birchester.
-He's transferred.
-
-Elsie. You've transferred Jack Metherell! Father, you're joking.
-
-Austin. No.
-
-Elsie (_tensely_). I'll never forgive you. He's the only man on the team
-who's Blackton born and bred. The rest are all foreigners.
-
-Florence. Who've you got to put in his place? There isn't another centre
-forward amongst them.
-
-Austin. There's Angus.
-
-Florence. Angus! He can't sprint for toffee, and his shooting's the
-limit.
-
-Austin. Well, you've to make the best you can of Angus. Metherell
-belongs to Birchester now.
-
-Elsie. I don't know what you're thinking about, father. Are you mad?
-What did you do it for?
-
-Austin. Money, my dear, which the Club needs badly.
-
-Elsie. It'll need it worse if we lose to-day and drop to the second
-division.
-
-Austin. We must not lose to-day.
-
-Florence. You're asking for it. Transferring Metherell. The rest are a
-pack of rotters.
-
-Austin. They've got to fight for their lives to-day. Birchester offered
-a record fee on condition I fixed at once. I was there last night with
-Metherell and he signed on for them.
-
-Florence. It's a howling shame.
-
-Leo. And over Blackton Rovers was written Ichabod, their glory is
-departed.
-
-Elsie. Father, do you mind if I go? I might say some of the things I'm
-thinking if I stayed.
-
-Florence. I'll come too. I wish to goodness I was playing hockey. It
-won't be fun to see Jack Metherell play against us.
-
-(_Florence at door,_)
-
-Austin. It wasn't for fun that I transferred him.
-
-Elsie. No. Worse. For money. You've told us that and--oh, I'd better go.
-
-(_Exeunt Flo and Elsie._)
-
-Austin. Go with them, Leo.
-
-Leo. Shall I?
-
-Austin. Please.
-
-(_Exit Leo._)
-
-Well, Edmund?
-
-Edmund (_puzzled_). Well, Austin?
-
-Austin. Now you can judge exactly how pressing my necessities are.
-You've heard it all.
-
-Edmund. Really? You've only talked football.
-
-Austin. Football is all. I'm sorry I got in last night too late to have
-a chat with you, but (_shuddering_) what I was doing yesterday is public
-property this morning.
-
-Edmund. You mean about the man Metherell?
-
-Austin. Yes.
-
-Edmund. I understand some other club has bought him from you. Are
-footballers for sale?
-
-Austin. Er--in a sense.
-
-Edmund. And why have you sold him if he's a valuable man?
-
-Austin. He's invaluable. If ever there was a one-man team, that team is
-ours. I've seen the others stand around and watch Metherell win matches
-by himself. But to-day money is more essential than the man.
-
-Edmund. I'm still puzzled. Is football a business then?
-
-Austin. Of course. That's the worst of burying yourself in London. You
-never know anything. Football clubs to-day are limited companies.
-
-Edmund. I fancy I had heard that.
-
-Austin. Well, broadly speaking, and not so broadly either, I am the
-limited company that runs Blackton Rovers. You never cared for sport.
-I was always keen. In the old amateur days, I played for Blackton while
-you went country walks and studied law. Football's always meant a lot to
-me. It means life or death to-day.
-
-Edmund. That's a strong way of talking about a game, Austin.
-
-Austin. Life or death, Edmund. Blackton's been my passion. It's not a
-town that's full of rich men, and the others buttoned up their pockets.
-Employers of labour too, who know as well as I do that football is an
-antidote to strikes, besides keeping the men in better condition by
-giving them somewhere to go instead of pubs. I've poured money out like
-water, but the spring's run dry and other Clubs are richer. They can buy
-better players. They bought them from me.
-
-Edmund. Have the men no choice?
-
-Austin. Up to a point. But footballers aren't sentimentalists and rats
-desert a sinking ship. The one man who stuck to me was Metherell. He's
-a Blackton lad, and he liked to play for his native town. To-day, he's
-gone. I made him go for the money I needed. The Club's been losing
-matches. We were knocked out of the Cup Tie in the first round. Lose
-to-day and Blackton Rovers go down to the second division. My Club in
-the second division!
-
-Edmund. Does that matter so much--apart from sentimental reasons?
-
-Austin. It matters this much. That there'll never be another dividend.
-The gate money for the second division game's no use to me.
-
-Edmund. But surely, if your public's got the football habit they'll go
-on coming.
-
-Austin. Not to a second division team. They'll drink a pint or two less
-during the week and travel on Saturdays to the nearest first division
-match.
-
-Edmund. So much for their loyalty.
-
-Austin. They don't want loyalty. They want first class football, and if
-I can't give it them, they'll go where they can get it. As it is, the
-Club's on the brink of bankruptcy, and I'm the Club.
-
-Edmund. Then your men had better win to-day.
-
-Austin. They must.
-
-Edmund. And if--supposing they don't?
-
-Austin. That's why I brought you here. To look into things. I can't face
-ruin myself.
-
-Edmund. Ruin? It's as bad as that?
-
-Austin. Oh, I daresay you're thinking me a fool.
-
-Edmund. I think your sense of proportion went astray.
-
-Austin. All my money's in it. I don't care for myself. I had value for
-it all the day four years ago when Blackton won the Cup at the Crystal
-Palace, but it's been a steady decline ever since. What troubles me is,
-it's so rough on the children.
-
-Edmund. Have you told them?
-
-Austin. What's the use? Leo's got no head for business and the girls
-are--girls.
-
-Edmund. Yes. Tell me, what are you doing with Leo?
-
-Austin. Doing? Well, Leo's is a decorative personality, and he has a
-lung, poor lad. Leo's not made for wear.
-
-Edmund. Rubbish! If he's made you feel that, he's a clever scamp, with a
-taste for laziness and a gift for deception.
-
-Austin. Well, I do feel about Leo like a barndoor fowl that has hatched
-out a peacock.
-
-Edmund. Peacock! Yes, for vanity. A little work would do the feathers no
-harm.
-
-Austin. I can't be hard on a boy with his trouble.
-
-Edmund. I foresee a full week-end, Austin. And I thought I was coming
-down for a quiet time in the bosom of my family.
-
-Austin. Yes, we've been great family men, Edmund, you and I.
-
-Edmund (_hastily_). Well, we won't go into that again.
-
-Austin. Yes, we will. We quarrelled over Debussy. Come into the
-music-room and I'll play the thing over to you now. If you don't admit
-it's great, I'll----
-
-Edmund. We've other matters to discuss, Austin. This isn't the time for
-music.
-
-Austin. Yes, it is. Music makes me forget. Some men take to drink. I go
-to the piano.
-
-(_Enter Florence and Elsie._)
-
-Elsie. Father, do you want any lunch?
-
-Austin (_looking at watch_). By Jove, yes. Time's getting on. I'll play
-that Debussy thing afterwards, Edmund. Coming, girls?
-
-Elsie. No, thank you, father. Neither Flo nor I feel we can sit down to
-table with you just yet. We've had ours.
-
-Austin. You've been quick about it. Where's Leo?
-
-Florence. Stuffing himself with cold beef. Men have no feelings.
-
-Edmund. Surely Leo must have a feeling of hunger.
-
-Elsie. It's indecent to be hungry after hearing of father's treachery to
-Blackton.
-
-Austin. Treachery!
-
-Florence. Some of my tears fell in the salad bowl, and I hope they'll
-poison you.
-
-Edmund. Be careful what you're saying, Florence. Is that the way to talk
-to your father?
-
-Florence. No. That's nothing to the way I ought to talk to him.
-
-Edmund. Well, I know if I'd addressed my father like that----
-
-Florence. It's a long time since you had a father to address, Uncle
-Edmund. We bring our fathers up differently to-day.
-
-Edmund. If you only knew what your father----
-
-Austin (_taking his arm_). It doesn't matter, Edmund. Come to lunch.
-
-(_Exeunt Edmund and Austin._)
-
-Florence. Yes, it doesn't matter if the Rovers are defeated, but there's
-beef and beer in the next room and the heavens would fall if food were
-neglected.
-
-Elsie. Oh, I don't care if they are beaten. The Rovers don't interest me
-without Metherell.
-
-Florence. I don't believe they ever did. You're no true sportswoman,
-Elsie. You always thought more about the man than the game. You might be
-in love with Metherell.
-
-Elsie. Yes, I might.
-
-Florence. Perhaps you are.
-
-Elsie. Is there a woman in Blackton who doesn't admire him?
-
-Florence. Oh, I admire him. But that's not loving.
-
-Elsie. No. That isn't loving.
-
-Florence. You sound jolly serious about it.
-
-Elsie. Do you realize that now he's transferred he'll have to live in
-Birchester--two hundred miles away?
-
-Florence. Yes, I suppose so.
-
-Elsie. What are our chances of seeing him?
-
-Florence. Once a year or so when Birchester play here, instead of about
-every alternate Saturday.
-
-Elsie. I've been seeing him oftener than that.
-
-Florence. Do you mean you've been meeting him?
-
-Elsie (_breaking down on Flo's shoulder, to her great embarrassment_).
-Flo, I do love him and I don't care who knows it, and now he'll have to
-leave Blackton, and I----
-
-Florence. Steady, old girl. I'm a bit out of my depth myself, but I'll
-do my best for you with father.
-
-Elsie (_braced up_). Father wouldn't stop me.
-
-Florence. He might try. Jack isn't quite our class, in a general way of
-speaking, is he?
-
-Elsie. Class! What is our class? We're nobodies.
-
-Florence. Still, as things go in Blackton we're rather upper crust,
-wouldn't you say?
-
-Elsie. Grandfather began life as a mechanic's labourer.
-
-Florence. Did he? I've never worried about our pedigree, but you
-wouldn't think it to look at him. (_Looking at his portrait._)
-
-Elsie. Oh, he made money. One of the good old grinding, saving sort.
-But he began a good deal lower down than Jack. Jack's father was an
-undertaker.
-
-Florence. An undertaker!
-
-Elsie (_hotly_). Well, I suppose undertakers can have children like
-other people.
-
-Florence. Oh, I've no objections
-
-Elsie. I've no objections either.
-
-Florence. I daresay not--to the father. He's dead. But the mother isn't.
-
-Elsie. What's the matter with his mother?
-
-Florence. Haven't you seen her?
-
-Elsie. Jack's shirked introducing me, if you want to know.
-
-Florence. Well, I _have_ seen her, and----
-
-Elsie. Well?
-
-Florence. She's a hard nut to crack.
-
-Elsie. I'll crack her if she needs it. If I want to marry a man, I
-marry him. I don't mind telling parents about it, but I don't ask their
-permission. That sort of thing went out about the time motor cars came
-in.
-
-Florence. Then why haven't you told father before this?
-
-Elsie. Because Jack's old-fashioned and thinks he ought to speak to
-father first. He's got a perfectly ridiculous respect for father.
-
-Florence. Father's his employer. _We_ don't think much of father, but I
-expect there _are_ people who regard him as quite a big man.
-
-Elsie. That needn't have made Jack a coward. As father's ceased to
-employ him perhaps he'll get his out-of-date interview over now. (_She
-runs suddenly to window._)
-
-Florence. What's the matter?
-
-Elsie. I'm sure I heard a ring.
-
-Florence. You've got sharp ears. Do you mean to tell me that in this
-room you can hear a bell in the kitchen?
-
-Elsie (_opening window_). It might be Jack.
-
-Florence (_following her_). Don't you know whether it is?
-
-Elsie. I can't see any one.
-
-Florence. But I thought people in your case didn't need to see. Don't
-you feel his unseen presence in your bones like you feel a thunderstorm?
-
-(_They are both in the window bay. Barnes, the butler, shows in Jack
-Metherell. Jack is dark and handsome with traces of coarseness, tall
-and of strong appearance, clean-shaven, dressed rather cheaply hut
-not vulgarly. A modest fellow, unspoiled by popular acclaim and
-simple-minded though successful. He remains near the door, not seeing
-the girls. Florence restrains Elsie._)
-
-Barnes. I will let Mr. Whitworth know you are here. Jack. Thank you.
-
-(_Barnes half closes door, then returns._)
-
-Barnes. Mr. Metherell, I was thinking of having a little money on the
-team this afternoon. Can I take it from you that it's safe?
-
-Jack. It depends which team you put it on.
-
-Barnes. Why, the Rovers, of course.
-
-Jack. Do you want to win your bet?
-
-Barnes. I do that.
-
-Jack. Then put it on Birchester.
-
-Barnes. Really, Mr. Metherell?
-
-Jack. Really.
-
-(_Barnes pauses, then._)
-
-Barnes. I will inform Mr. Whitworth that you are here.
-
-(_Exit Barnes. Jack watches him close door, then goes to bookcase,
-examines books, takes one out and begins to read studiously. Florence
-motions Elsie to remain and comes forward._)
-
-Florence. Good-morning, Mr. Metherell.
-
-Jack (_closing book quietly_). Good morning, Miss Florence. Florence.
-Are you much of a reader?
-
-Jack. I'm striving to improve my mind.
-
-Florence (_taking the book_). Good gracious, you've got hold of Plato.
-
-Jack. Yes. I have read him in the Everyman Edition, but I see this is a
-different translation by a Mr. Jowett.
-
-Florence. How learned you must be.
-
-Jack. Not I, more's the pity. We've two members in the Mutual
-Improvement League at our Sunday School who can read Plato in the
-original. I wish I could.
-
-Florence. Do you? I'll put it back (_replacing book_). You'll have no
-use for Plato in a minute.
-
-Jack. Why not, Miss Florence?
-
-(_Florence laughs and exit, leaving him looking after her. Elsie comes
-forward and puls her hands over his eyes._)
-
-Jack. It's Elsie.
-
-Elsie. Yes. It's Elsie. (_Facing him._) Aren't you going to kiss me,
-Jack?
-
-Jack. In your father's house?
-
-Elsie. It's as good as any other place.
-
-Jack. No, it isn't. Not till I have asked his leave.
-
-Elsie. You've kissed me in the fields.
-
-Jack. I know. I've compromised with my conscience.
-
-Elsie. Jack, if the rest of you was as antiquated as your conscience,
-you'd be a doddering octogenarian instead of the liveliest player in the
-League. Have you come now to ask father's leave?
-
-Jack. I've come because he told me to last night. I might ask his leave
-though, now. But I think I ought to ask my mother first.
-
-Elsie. They'd better both be told at once. If you're going to
-Birchester, I'm coming with you.
-
-Jack. You've heard that then?
-
-Elsie. Yes. Did you hear what I said?
-
-Jack. About coming with me?
-
-Elsie. Yes.
-
-Jack. I'm willing if they are.
-
-Elsie. Who are "they"?
-
-Jack. Your father, and my mother. Suppose the banns go up next Sunday,
-we could get married in a month and make one bite of the wedding and the
-testimonial do they'll want to give me.
-
-Elsie. I couldn't be ready in a month, Jack.
-
-Jack. Well, I'm ready any time.
-
-(_She kisses him._)
-
-Oh, now Elsie, that's a foul. You know----
-
-Elsie. You didn't kiss me. I kissed you. I do what I like in this house.
-
-Jack. It's a big house, lass. You'll find less breathing space in my
-seven-and-six a week house in a row, with my mother in it, and all.
-
-Elsie (_pulling him to the arm-chair and sitting herself on its arm_).
-I've thought it all out, Jack. It won't be a house in a row. There are
-moors round Birchester, and we're going to live outside the town in a
-dinky little cottage where the air will always keep you at the top of
-your form, and I shall have a garden to look after and be handy for
-the links. I'm going to teach you golf. I shall drop hockey when I'm
-married. Married life demands sacrifices.
-
-Jack. Yes. You're going to sacrifice a lot.
-
-Elsie. You're not going to begin all that over again, are you? Do you
-want to marry me?
-
-Jack. Like nothing on earth.
-
-Elsie. Then I get you and nothing that I lose counts against that gain.
-
-Jack. You've a fine sweet way of putting things. I just go funny-like
-all over and the words won't come. But I love you, lass, I love you.
-I'll be a good husband to you.
-
-Elsie. It's heaven to hear you say you love me. I want no sweeter words
-to come than those, I don't deserve it, Jack. Who am I? Elsie Whitworth.
-Nothing. And you're the grandest, strongest player of your time.
-
-Jack (_rising_). You think too much of football, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. That's impossible.
-
-Jack. You do. Football's as good a way as another of earning a week's
-wages, but that's all it is.
-
-Elsie. It's the thing you do supremely well.
-
-Jack. Yes. Now and for a few more years maybe, but I'll be an old man
-for football soon.
-
-Elsie. That's why I mean to teach you golf. Don't I tell you I have
-thought about it, Jack? You're going to be as brilliant at golf as now
-you are at football. I'll never lose my pride in you, your huge, hard
-muscles and your clean fit body.
-
-Jack. It's a great thing to be strong and master of your strength.
-
-Elsie. Your splendid strength! Your swiftness and your grace.
-
-Jack. But it's a greater to be clever, and I'd give up all my strength
-if I could write a poem like the one your brother wrote in the _Blackton
-Evening Times_.
-
-Elsie (_contemptuously_). Leo! That weakling.
-
-Jack. He may be, but he's got a brain.
-
-Elsie. You're twenty times the cleverer.
-
-Jack. Then I'm good for something better than football. I'm up in
-football now as high as I can get. I used to dream of being called
-the finest player in the League. They've called me that these last two
-seasons and my dream's grown bigger. I'm honoured for my play. I'd like
-to gain some honour now for work.
-
-Elsie. You've just told me football _is_ work.
-
-Jack. I mean brain work. A footballer's a labouring man. And I want you,
-Elsie. I look to you to lead me to the higher path.
-
-Elsie (_dejectedly_). You think I can!
-
-Jack. I know you can. You've got a fancy now for football, but it's not
-your real self. You're a cultured woman.
-
-Elsie (_interrupting_). Culture doesn't count.
-
-Jack (_proceeding_). You've gone beyond the things that puzzle me.
-You're at the other side. Why, Elsie, there are things in Browning that
-I can't make out, and Walter Pater has me beat to atoms.
-
-Elsie. Those aren't the real things, Jack.
-
-Jack. They're real enough to be the things that made me want you. I
-could pick and choose from lots of women fit to talk of football to me,
-but I'm tired of football. You're the only woman who can talk to me of
-other things--and you won't.
-
-Elsie. You're tired of football!
-
-Jack. Not of the game. Sick of the eternal jaw about it.
-
-Elsie. Well, I'm sick of books.
-
-Jack. You can't be that. Books last.
-
-Elsie. Your fame will last. Books aren't the real thing.
-
-Jack. Then what is real?
-
-Elsie. Blood. Flesh and blood. I'd burn every book in this room for the
-glory of another rush like yours when you scored your second goal
-last Saturday. It may have lasted thirty seconds, but it was worth a
-wilderness of books.
-
-Jack. It was worth just half a column in the _Athletic News_.
-
-Elsie. It's worth my love for you. It's not your brain I'm wanting,
-Jack. It's you. You're splendid as you are. Don't try to hide behind a
-dreary cloud of culture. It's better fun to be alive all over than to
-crawl through life with a half-dead body and a half-baked mind.
-
-Jack. Life's not all fun.
-
-Elsie. It isn't, but it ought to be, and for you and me it's going to
-be, and if you don't stop looking serious, I'll upset you by kissing you
-again.
-
-Jack. Don't do that, Elsie. It isn't right yet.
-
-Elsie. Jack, you've a bilious conscience. It's the only part of you that
-isn't gloriously fit.
-
-Jack. Give me till I've seen your father and then perhaps you'll tire of
-being kissed a long while sooner than I tire of kissing you.
-
-Elsie It's so stupid to ask father about a thing like that. It's not his
-lips you're going to kiss. It's mine.
-
-Jack. I've to satisfy my conscience, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. The poor thing needs a lot of nourishment.
-
-(_Enter Austin and Edmund._)
-
-Don't stint it.
-
-Austin. Good morning, Metherell. Elsie, we've to talk business.
-
-Elsie. Mayn't I stay? Men are so funny when they're serious.
-
-Austin (_holding door_). You would find no entertainment this time.
-
-Elsie (_passing him_). That's all you know about it.
-
-(_Exit Elsie._)
-
-Austin. Sit down, Metherell. Oh, this is my brother, Mr. Edmund
-Whitworth.
-
-Edmund (_shaking_). I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr.
-Metherell.
-
-(_They sit down, Austin commanding, the room from the club-fender._)
-
-Austin. Very busy that train we came home by last night, Metherell.
-
-Jack. Yes, very full.
-
-Austin. I couldn't get a chance of talking to you. Now, it's about this
-match to-day.
-
-Jack. Yes?
-
-Austin. You know how tremendously important it is for Blackton.
-
-Jack. Blackton _'_ull be a second division team next season.
-
-Austin. I hope not, Metherell.
-
-Jack (_without arrogance_). With me playing against them?
-
-Austin. I still hope not. Blackton must not lose today.
-
-Jack. I don't see how they can help it.
-
-Edmund. You've a good opinion of yourself, I notice, Mr. Metherell.
-
-Jack. Blackton Rovers without me aren't a team at all. They're certain
-to be beaten.
-
-Austin. You say that as if you don't mind if they are.
-
-Jack. I belong to Birchester now, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-Austin. Come, Metherell, you've belonged to Birchester for half a
-day. You belonged to Blackton for five years. This match can make no
-difference to Birchester. They're half way up the list. It's critical
-for Blackton. You've played all these years for Blackton and you've
-thought Blackton all your life. You can't change your allegiance all in
-a moment. You can't pretend you'd like to see Blackton go down.
-
-Jack. Oh, I've a fondness for Blackton. I don't deny it.
-
-Austin. Metherell, Blackton must win to-day.
-
-Jack. They might have done if you hadn't transferred me.
-
-Austin. My hand was forced.
-
-Jack. So you told me.
-
-Austin. At heart you're still a Blackton man, Metherell.
-
-Jack. Maybe. But at Football I've signed on to play with Birchester. I
-may be just as sorry as yourself to see Blackton go down to-day, but as
-centre forward of Birchester United it's my bounden duty to do my best
-to send the Rovers down.
-
-Austin. Look here, Metherell, you see the hole I'm in. What am I to do?
-
-Jack. I've no suggestions.
-
-Austin. What about the referee?
-
-Jack. Eh?
-
-Austin. Anything to be done there?
-
-Jack. I don't understand.
-
-Austin. Could I square him?
-
-Jack. Not unless you want to see him lynched.
-
-Austin. Then you're the only hope.
-
-Jack. It's a poor hope if you're looking for anything of that from me.
-
-Austin. I'm asking you to be loyal to Blackton for another day.
-
-Jack. Were you loyal when you transferred me?
-
-Austin. Yes: loyal to Blackton's very existence. Don't play your best
-this afternoon. That's all I ask.
-
-Jack. I always play my best.
-
-Edmund. Are you never out of form, Mr. Metherell?
-
-Jack. I play at the top of whatever form I'm in.
-
-Edmund. Couldn't you make it convenient to be in particularly bad form
-to-day? After your long journey to and from Birchester yesterday, a
-tired feeling's only natural.
-
-Jack. I'm feeling very fit. Do you know you're asking me to sell a
-match?
-
-Austin (_firmly_). Yes.
-
-Jack. I couldn't square it with my conscience. I really couldn't, Mr.
-Whitworth. I know it means a lot to you, but I'm not that sort, and you
-ought to know it.
-
-Austin. Your conscience might be--salved.
-
-Jack. Salved?
-
-Edmund. Yes. Just let us know how much you consider will cover all moral
-and intellectual damages, will you?
-
-Jack (_to Austin_). I'm glad it wasn't you who spoke that word.
-
-Austin. I endorse it, Metherell. I told you last night how I stood. The
-loss of to-day's match may involve my ruin.
-
-Jack. As bad as that? I'm sorry.
-
-Austin. Man, can't you see I'm not romancing? Do you think I'd come to
-you with this if I wasn't desperate?
-
-Jack. It's a pretty desperate thing to do. Suppose I blabbed?
-
-Austin. Yes. There's that. It ought to show you just how desperate I am.
-You know, and no one better, how this Club's been run. You know there's
-blackguardism in the game, but Blackton hasn't stooped. Whatever other
-clubs have done, Blackton has stood for sport, the straight, the honest
-game. The Blackton Club's my life's work, Metherell. I might have done a
-nobler thing, but there it is. I chose the Club. I gave it life and kept
-it living, and the time's come now when I can't keep it living any more.
-Twice top of the League and once winners of the Cup. It's had a great
-past, Metherell, an honourable past. It's earned the right to live, and
-now it's in your hands to kill the Blackton Club and end the thing I've
-fostered till it's seemed I only lived for that one thing. It isn't much
-to ask. A little compromise to save the Club you've played for all these
-years, to save the club and me.
-
-Jack. I cannot do it, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-(_Austin sinks hopelessly into armchair._)
-
-Edmund (_briskly_). Now you referred to your conscience, Mr. Metherell.
-My experience is that when a man does that he's open to negotiation.
-
-Jack. Money won't buy my conscience, sir.
-
-Edmund (_half mockingly_). Well, are you open to barter?
-
-Jack. No. The thing I want from you is no more to be bought than my
-conscience is.
-
-Austin (_without hope_). You do want something from me, then?
-
-Jack. I want to marry Elsie.
-
-Edmund (_shocked_). My God!
-
-Austin. Does she know? (_Rising._)
-
-Jack. Does she know? She says we're to be married and that's all about
-it, but I'm old-fashioned and I want your leave.
-
-Edmund. My niece and a professional footballer!
-
-Austin. Steady, Edmund. Now, Metherell, just let us see where we stand.
-You propose to help Birchester to beat Blackton.
-
-Jack. I'll do my best.
-
-Austin. And you think I'll let you ruin me first and marry my daughter
-afterwards?
-
-Jack. I won't buy Elsie from you at the price of my professional honour.
-
-Austin. Professional fiddlesticks! The thing's done every day.
-
-Jack. Not by a Blackton lad. I've learnt the game you taught me, Mr.
-Whitworth, the straight, clean Blackton game. I'll not forget my school
-even at the bidding of the head. I'm not anxious to be suspended for
-dishonest play.
-
-Austin. Only incompetents get suspended. You needn't fear. You're
-skilful.
-
-Jack. Not at roguery.
-
-Edmund. You're talking straight, Mr. Metherell.
-
-Jack. Yes. It's you that's talking crooked.
-
-(_Enter Elsie._)
-
-Elsie. May I come in now?
-
-Austin. No. We're busy.
-
-Elsie. Thank you. (_Closing door._) You don't get rid of me twice with
-that dear old business bogey. I expect Jack's made an awful mess of it.
-Has he told you about us, father?
-
-Austin. No. Yes. Go away. We're talking seriously.
-
-Elsie. Yes. You all look very foolish. Is it settled, Jack?
-
-Jack. No.
-
-Elsie. What's the trouble? Is father being ridiculous?
-
-Edmund. Upon my word, Elsie----
-
-Elsie. Oh, that's all right, uncle Ed. It does father no end of good
-to be talked to like that. Jack, I find I can be ready in a month after
-all, so that's all right.
-
-Edmund. Ready for what, girl?
-
-Elsie. My wedding, uncle. You'd better start thinking about your
-present.
-
-Austin. But----
-
-Elsie. Hasn't Jack told you we're to be married?
-
-Austin. He's told me he wants to marry you, but----
-
-Elsie. Then what is there to argue about? Men do love making a fuss
-about nothing and fancying themselves important. Come along, Jack.
-You're going to take me down to the ground.
-
-Edmund. Well, I'm----
-
-Elsie. Oh, dear no, Uncle. You're not.
-
-(_Elsie goes off with Jack. They reach door._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT II
-
-_The office of Blackton Football Club is situated under a stand, the
-slope of which forms its roof, down to some eight feet from its floor.
-In the perpendicular side are the windows, overlooking the ground. Used
-as much for the entertainment of visitors as for office work, the room
-contains only a desk with revolving chair, and a sofa to indicate its
-titular purpose, and for the rest is a comfortably appointed club-room.
-On the walls are sporting prints and, by the desk, a file of posters,
-the uppermost advertising the day's match. A door gives access, and a
-second door leads to the ambulance-room._
-
-(_Hugh Martin, the Club Secretary, sits at the open desk. Austin
-enters._)
-
-Austin. Well, Martin.
-
-Martin. Good afternoon, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-Austin. What do you estimate the gate at? Five hundred pounds?
-
-Martin (_rising_). The returns are not in yet, but hardly that much.
-
-Austin (_looking out of window_). I should call it a twenty thousand
-crowd by the looks of it.
-
-Martin (_not looking out_). Not far short. But (_awkwardly_) there's
-been a little accident, sir.
-
-Austin. Accident?
-
-Martin. Oh, it's happened before. They rushed the turnstiles on the
-shilling side.
-
-Austin. I say, Martin, that's too bad. Just when we need every penny we
-can screw.
-
-Martin. About three thousand got in free before the police could master
-the rush.
-
-Austin. That Chief Constable's an incompetent ass. He never sends us
-enough men.
-
-Martin. Fewer than usual to-day. There's a socialist demonstration on
-the recreation ground, and that's taken away a lot of police.
-
-Austin. Idiot! Does he think Blackton people will go to a political
-meeting when there's a football match?
-
-Martin. As you say, sir, he's a fool.
-
-Austin (_sitting at desk_). No use claiming for the loss either. Pass
-me the cheque-book, Martin. Those people with the mortgage on the
-stands threaten to foreclose unless we pay on Monday. I'd a letter this
-morning.
-
-Martin (_opening safe and passing cheque-book from it_). Can we meet it,
-sir?
-
-Austin. Yes. Metherell's transfer fee is in the Bank.
-
-Martin. That brightens our sky.
-
-Austin. Think so, Martin?
-
-(_Martin replaces Austin at desk, signs cheque, tears it out and then
-puts book back in safe._)
-
-Martin. I never thought we should live through the season. And here we
-are at the end of it still alive and kicking.
-
-Austin. They'd better kick to some purpose to-day, Martin, or-----
-
-Martin. It'll be all right, sir.
-
-Austin. You're a sanguine fellow. Suppose we lose. Second Division. No
-dividends. No dividends, no Club. No Club, no Secretary, Martin.
-
-Martin. Don't talk about it, sir. It's not losing my job. That doesn't
-matter. But the thought of Blackton going down is more than I can bear.
-
-Austin. Yes. It's ugly. You're a good fellow, Martin.
-
-Martin. Don't mention it, sir. I love the game.
-
-Austin. The game! Yes. Always the game.
-
-Martin. I often wish this side didn't exist, though it is my bread and
-butter.... That's the whistle. They're playing.
-
-Austin. Yes. Didn't you know? They'd begun before I came in here.
-
-Martin (_reproachfully_). Oh, sir!
-
-Austin. Don't let me keep you from your place.
-
-Martin. Aren't you coming?
-
-Austin. No. I shan't see much of this match, Martin.
-
-Martin. When so much depends upon it!
-
-Austin. Yes. That's why.
-
-Martin (_consolingly_). But you forget things when you watch the game.
-
-Austin (_kindly_). Go and forget them, Martin.
-
-(_Enter Florence, in outdoor spring costume, excitedly._)
-
-Florence. Father, aren't you coming? You've missed it all. We've scored
-a goal in the first five minutes.
-
-Austin. Scored already! Thank God.
-
-Florence. The most glorious goal you ever saw. Black-ton are playing up
-like little heroes. It's the match of the season.
-
-(_Martin slips out._)
-
-Angus is in terrific form. I take back what I said about him. Metherell
-himself couldn't do better. He had the Birchester goalee beat to
-smithereens. I tell you it's tremendous.
-
-Austin. How's Metherell playing?
-
-Florence. Against us.
-
-Austin (_impatiently_). Yes. But how?
-
-Florence. How does he generally play?
-
-Austin. Like that? He's in form?
-
-Florence. It's worth a guinea a minute to watch him. And you're missing
-it.
-
-Austin. I'll go on missing it, Flo.
-
-Florence (_looking through window_). Well, I won't.
-
-(_Exit Florence. Austin sits down in desk-chair, staring at the wall,
-blankly._)
-
-Austin. Metherell!
-
-(_Enter from the ambulance-room Dr. Wells, a young sporting doctor,
-nice-looking, with dark hair and moustache. He is passing through to the
-outer door. Austin starts._)
-
-Oh, it's you, Doctor. You startled me.
-
-Wells. I beg your pardon, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-Austin. My fault for day-dreaming. (_Rising._) Ready for contingencies
-in your torture chamber?
-
-Wells. All clear. You look rather like a contingency yourself.
-
-Austin. I'm--I'm nervous.
-
-Wells (_sympathetically_). It's a trying occasion. Don't you keep a
-bottle of whisky in that desk?
-
-Austin (_smiling_). Don't you know I do?
-
-Wells (_grinning_). I have some recollection of it. Take my strictly
-unprofessional advice and have a good strong nip.
-
-Austin (_at desk cupboard_). Have one yourself?
-
-Wells. No, thanks. I'm going to look out for accidents.
-
-Austin. Ghoul!
-
-Wells. Every man to his trade.
-
-(_Exit Wells. Austin mixes drink. Enter Edmund._)
-
-Edmund. Hullo! That's bad, Austin.
-
-Austin. Doctor's orders, Edmund. Will you?
-
-Edmund. No, thanks.
-
-Austin. How's the game?
-
-Edmund. Rowdy. You're not watching it?
-
-Austin. No. I'm praying for it.
-
-Edmund. So far the gods have heard your prayer.
-
-Austin. Metherell hasn't. I hear he's playing his best game against us.
-
-Edmund. I'm no judge.
-
-Austin. Are you tired of it already?
-
-Edmund. I find it just a trifle wearing. Perhaps I'm tod old to
-appreciate a new sensation. The excitement's too concentrated. And the
-noise! I'm deafened.
-
-Austin. It's quiet enough in here. Those windows are double.
-
-Edmund. They need to be. Austin, about Elsie.
-
-Austin. Yes?
-
-Edmund. And this footballer. You'll have to put your foot down.
-
-Austin. I don't flatter myself I shall have much to say in the matter.
-
-Edmund. Hang it, you're her father.
-
-Austin. You heard what she said.
-
-Edmund. To my blank astonishment, I did.
-
-Austin. Oh, I'm used to it.
-
-Edmund. Pull yourself together, Austin. You've drifted till your
-authority's flouted by your own children.
-
-Austin. You know, Edmund, that sort of talk was all right in our day,
-but my children belong to the new generation, and the new generation
-regards parental authority as a played-out superstition.
-
-Edmund. Nonsense. Be supine and they'll tread on you. You've only your
-own slackness to blame for it if you're flouted.
-
-Austin. That, again, is the view of our time. We're old codgers to-day,
-Edmund, you and I.
-
-Edmund. Confound it, Austin, you're not going to take this lying down!
-
-Austin. No. I shall fight the fight of my generation against the next. I
-shall lose, of course.
-
-Edmund. You mustn't lose.
-
-Austin. Why should I be an exception to a natural law?
-
-Edmund. Natural law! Natural laziness, you mean. You've simply let your
-children get out of hand through sheer weakness, and if you don't care
-to exert yourself to save Elsie from a gross _mésalliance_, I will.
-
-Austin. Why's it a _mésalliance_?
-
-Edmund. Good heavens, man--a footballer!
-
-Austin. There spoke the acclimatized Londoner. Black-ton won't be
-scandalized like Sevenoaks.
-
-Edmund. Oh, hang your smug imitation democracy! You don't believe that,
-Austin.
-
-Austin. I always believe in the inevitable.
-
-Edmund. It's not inevitable, It's incredible. Now, I'll tell you what
-I'll do, Austin. I'll take Elsie back with me to London and cure her of
-this infatuation with a jolly good round of the theatres and the shops.
-
-Austin. My dear fellow! The theatres where she'll see nothing but
-romantic love stories and the shops where she'll go under your nose to
-buy her trousseau. Try it, Edmund. You'll be astonished at the result.
-
-Edmund. It seems my _métier_ to be astonished to-day. First I assist
-at an attempted bribery, and now it seems I'm to see my niece marry the
-incorruptible footballer.
-
-Austin. You're a bachelor. The modern child surprises you. As a father,
-I have ceased to be surprised.
-
-Edmund. As a father your idea of your duty is to stand idle while your
-daughter makes a sentimental mess of her life. I begin to thank my stars
-I'm a bachelor. At least I'm not henpecked by a rebellious family.
-
-Austin. There's no rebellion about it, Edmund. I date from the sixties,
-they from the nineties, and we rub along quite peacefully in mutual
-toleration of the different attitudes.
-
-Edmund. Tolerating the difference means that you give in to them every
-time.
-
-Austin. Not quite.
-
-Edmund. Then you won't give in to Elsie?
-
-Austin. I shall be loyal to my generation, Edmund. She will be loyal to
-hers,--and youth will fight for her.
-
-Edmund. That means you'll put up a protest for form's sake and give in
-gracefully when you think you've said enough to save your face.
-
-Austin. No. Not if I can help it.
-
-Edmund. Austin, you must help it. The thing's unthinkable. I'll help you
-to help it.
-
-Austin. I shall be glad of any assistance you can give me.
-
-(_Austin turns a little wistfully to window._)
-
-Edmund. You think I can't give much.
-
-Austin. Hullo! The game's stopped. I hadn't heard the whistle go.
-
-Edmund. I fancy I did a minute ago, without knowing its significance.
-What does it mean?
-
-Austin. Probably an accident. Heaven help us if it's one of our men!
-
-(_Enter Wells and Jack, who is in green-and-white football costume,
-soiled on the left side, with his left arm in an emergency sling. Elsie
-follows._)
-
-Elsie (_anxiously_). Father, Jack's broken his arm. Wells. Nothing very
-serious, Mr. Whitworth. I think it's only a simple fracture.
-
-Elsie. Only!
-
-Wells (_taking Jack across_). Come along in here, Metherell. I'll have
-it set before you know where you are.
-
-Austin (_impulsively_). Metherell.
-
-Jack (_as Wells opens door_). Accidents will happen, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-(_Exit Wells with him, closing door._)
-
-Elsie. Doctors are callous beasts. (_She opens door rand goes out with
-determination after them._)
-
-Austin (_scoffing_). Accident!
-
-Edmund. Why not? Don't they happen?
-
-Austin. After my proposition?
-
-Edmund. He scorned it.
-
-Austin. Second thoughts. I asked for bad play, but he's thinking of his
-reputation and he's broken his arm.
-
-Edmund. Deliberately?
-
-Austin. Yes.
-
-Edmund. Heroic measures, Austin.
-
-Austin. It's the last match of the season. He's all the summer months to
-get right in.
-
-(_Elsie returns._)
-
-Elsie. That doctor's turned me out.
-
-Austin. Of course. You've no right in there.
-
-Elsie. I've every right to be where Jack is suffering.
-
-Austin. He can suffer very well without your assistance.
-
-Elsie. You needn't be brutal about it, father.
-
-Austin. I'm not being brutal. The man's a professional footballer.
-He accepts the risk of a broken limb as a part of his occupation.
-Metherell's not a wounded hero.
-
-Edmund. No. He's simply a workman who'll doubtless receive proper
-compensation from his employers.
-
-Elsie. And from me.
-
-Austin. You!
-
-Elsie. This will hurry on our marriage, father. Jack needs attention
-now.
-
-Austin. Hasn't he got a mother?
-
-Elsie. No mother could love him as I do. No one can nurse him as
-tenderly as I shall.
-
-Austin. Nurse! A broken arm doesn't make an invalid of any one,
-especially a man in first-class physical condition.
-
-Elsie. I think it's very cruel of you to belittle Jack's injuries.
-
-Edmund. I wish you would stop calling him Jack.
-
-Elsie. It's his name. He wasn't christened John.
-
-Edmund. I refer to the impropriety of a young lady calling a workman by
-his Christian name.
-
-Elsie. As the young lady is going to be married to the workman in the
-shortest possible time, I fail to see where the impropriety comes in.
-
-Edmund. That is where we differ, my dear.
-
-Elsie. About impropriety?
-
-Edmund. No. About marriage.
-
-Elsie. Would you rather I lived with him without being married?
-
-Austin. Elsie!
-
-Elsie (_coolly_). Oh, it's all right, father. Uncle deserves a good
-shock. He's hopelessly suburban.
-
-Edmund (_pompously_). Elsie, I am older than you and----
-
-Elsie (_pertly_). Yes. That's your misfortune.
-
-Edmund (_angrily_). Will you allow me to speak without interrupting?
-
-(_Austin sits in the armchair._)
-
-Elsie. Yes, if you'll speak sensibly and won't put on side because your
-mind's grown old and pompous as well as your body.
-
-Austin. Elsie, I won't have this rudeness to your uncle.
-
-Elsie. My dear father, uncle is being stupid. The only way to combat
-stupidity is rudeness. Therefore, I am rude.
-
-Edmund (_humouring her_). I propose to speak sensibly according to my
-lights.
-
-Elsie (_under her breath_). Ancient lights.
-
-Edmund (_reasoning_). Now, suppose we do permit you to marry this----
-
-Elsie (_reproducing his reasonable tone_). Be careful, uncle. Talking of
-permission is on the border line.
-
-Edmund (_avoiding irritability_). Suppose you marry him, what interests
-can you have in common? I grant you he's a handsome specimen of manhood
-to-day, but retired athletes always run to seed.
-
-Austin (_self-consciously_). Hem!
-
-Edmund. And apart from the attraction of the flesh, what's left?
-
-Elsie (_cordially_). Oh, you are talking sense this time. It's
-difficult, but I shall manage him.
-
-Edmund. Shall you?
-
-Elsie (_confidently_). Oh yes. I couldn't do it if he were as old as
-you, because at your age a man's in a groove and sticks in it till he
-dies. Jack's not a modern, but he's young enough to learn. It's hardly
-credible, but at present he believes in Ruskin and Carlyle and reads
-Browning. Well, you know, I can't have a husband with a taste for
-Victorianism.
-
-Austin. Then why have him at all?
-
-Elsie. It's a curable disease.
-
-Edmund. He reads Browning!
-
-Elsie. Yes, but you needn't worry about that. I shall make a modern of
-him all right.
-
-Edmund. Do you mean to tell me a footballer reads Browning?
-
-Elsie. He can't always be at football. Oh yes. And Plato, only not in
-the original.
-
-Edmund. Why, the man's a scholar.
-
-Elsie. Did you think he was illiterate?
-
-Edmund. I'm afraid I have underrated him. Still, that only proves him an
-estimable member of his class. It doesn't alter the fact that his class
-isn't yours.
-
-Elsie (_hotly_). Class! What do I care for class? Elemental passions
-sweep away class distinctions.
-
-Edmund. That's a high falutin' name for a flirtation with a footballer.
-
-Elsie. It's a name I thought you'd understand. Personally I'd say I've
-got the sex clutch on and other things don't matter. Any more shots,
-uncle?
-
-Edmund. You needn't flatter yourself you've talked me into consenting to
-this marriage.
-
-Elsie. Nobody asked you, sir, she said.
-
-Edmund (_angrily_). Nobody----
-
-Elsie (_easily conversational_). Wouldn't it interest you to see how the
-game's going, uncle?
-
-Edmund (_relieved_). I think it would. But don't you think you've heard
-the last of me.
-
-Elsie (_sympathetically_). No, but you want time to think out a few more
-objections.
-
-Edmund. I am going purely out of desire to witness the match.
-
-(_Exit Edmund._)
-
-Elsie (_looking after him_). Poor dear. He tried his best.
-
-Austin (_half rising_). And I am going to try now.
-
-Elsie (_pushing him gently hack into chair and sitting on its arm_). Oh,
-I don't mind you. He tried like an outraged relation. You'll try like a
-pal.
-
-Austin. No. I'm going to be firm.
-
-Elsie. What a bore.
-
-Austin (_seriously_). You didn't expect me to be pleased about this, did
-you?
-
-Elsie (_pouting_). Why not, if I'm pleased? Jack isn't marrying you.
-
-Austin. Nor you, if I can help it.
-
-Elsie. But you can't help it, you know.
-
-Austin. Oh, I'm quite aware the stern parent isn't my game. But as pals,
-Elsie----
-
-Elsie (_nestling up to him_). Yes, father, as pals.
-
-Austin. As goose to goose, it's not the thing. Now, frankly, is Jack
-Metherell up to our weight?
-
-Elsie. He's above it.
-
-Austin. Above it?
-
-Elsie. Certainly. The condescension's his. He's a better footballer than
-ever you were, and you were no fool at football.
-
-Austin. Football isn't everything, Elsie!
-
-Elsie. Well, you play a decent hand at Bridge, but that's not much. Your
-golf's rotten. What else do you do well?
-
-Austin (_pushing her aside, and rising_). Really, Elsie!
-
-Elsie (_still on the arm_). Don't say "really." Tell me.
-
-Austin. I hope I'm fairly good at being a gentleman.
-
-Elsie. Doing, I said, not being.
-
-Austin (_humbly_). I--er--play the piano, you know.
-
-Elsie. Yes, but you're not a musician within the meaning of the Act.
-You play the piano like a third-rate professional, too good for a
-public-house and not good enough for the concert platform, whereas
-Jack's football makes him a certainty for the England team in any
-international match. You may have more money than he has----
-
-Austin (_glancing at window_). I'm not even sure of that.
-
-Elsie (_triumphantly_). Then you've absolutely nothing on your side
-except a stupid and obsolete class prejudice.
-
-Austin. Upon my word, Elsie----
-
-Elsie (_coming to him, gently_). Yes, I know I'm crushing, dear.
-
-Austin. You're pitiless. Youth always is.
-
-Elsie. Not always, father, but you shouldn't try to argue about love.
-
-Austin. I was arguing about marriage.
-
-Elsie (_away from him_). I suppose at your age it's natural to be
-cynical about marriage and pretend it's nothing to do with love. And
-then of course when you were young it used to be the fashion to mock at
-marriage. We take our duties to society seriously to-day.
-
-Austin. Are you proposing to marry Jack from a sense of duty?
-
-Elsie (_wistfully_). You'll be awfully proud of your grandchildren,
-father. They'll be most beautiful babies.
-
-Austin. You look ahead, young woman.
-
-Elsie. It's just as well I do. You're still worrying about a thing I
-settled weeks ago.
-
-Austin. Then why didn't you tell me weeks ago?
-
-Elsie. I hadn't told Jack then.
-
-(_Wells opens door, and enters with Jack, whose arm is in a splint and
-sling._)
-
-Wells (_entering_). You'd better go straight home now. Never mind about
-the match. I want you to avoid excitement for a awhile.
-
-Jack. The match doesn't excite me.
-
-Wells. Then you can leave it without regret.
-
-Jack (_indicating his costume_). In these?
-
-Wells. I'll go round to the dressing-room and bring your clothes here if
-you'll trust me not to pick your pockets.
-
-Jack. There's nothing to pick. I've more sense than to take money into a
-dressing-tent.
-
-Austin. Can't you trust the others, Metherell?
-
-Jack (_drily_). Yes, so long as they're not tempted.
-
-Wells. I won't be long. (_Exit._)
-
-Elsie (_watching Wells resentfully till he goes_). Did he hurt you much,
-Jack?
-
-Jack. Not to speak of.
-
-(_Austin watches her scornfully._)
-
-Elsie. Oh, you're brave. But you shall come to no more harm. I'll see
-you home safely.
-
-Austin (_sarcastically, indicating door of the ambulance-room_). You'll
-find cotton wool in there.
-
-Elsie. What for?
-
-Austin. To wrap him up in.
-
-Elsie. Don't be spiteful, father.
-
-Austin. Good heavens, girl, a broken arm is nothing.
-
-(_Jack sits wearily._)
-
-Elsie. Except that the arm happens to be Jack's.
-
-Austin. The civilized world will gasp at the great event.
-
-Elsie. The athletic world certainly will. It's all very well for you to
-joke. Your arm's not hurt. It's all a gain to you. If Blackton don't
-win with only ten men against them, they deserve shooting. This accident
-means a lot.
-
-Austin. I know what it means--better than you do. (_Looking at Jack._)
-
-Jack (_jerking his head up_). What's that?
-
-Austin. As you tactfully remarked, Metherell, accidents will happen.
-
-Jack (_rising_). Don't you believe it was an accident?
-
-Elsie. What else could it be? Do you think he broke his arm for fun?
-
-Jack (_straight at Austin_). It was an accident.
-
-Austin. No, my lad. It was a bargain.
-
-Jack. I made no bargain.
-
-Austin (_sneering_). But you broke your arm.
-
-Jack. By accident.
-
-Austin. A singularly opportune coincidence.
-
-Elsie. Father, what do you mean?
-
-Austin. You'd better ask Metherell that.
-
-Elsie (_in puzzled appeal_). Jack!
-
-Jack. I'll say nothing.
-
-Elsie. Then what am I to think?
-
-Jack. Think what you like.
-
-Elsie. I think you're a sportsman, Jack, and----
-
-Austin. I've known a sportsman do a bigger thing than break his arm for
-a woman.
-
-Elsie (_suspiciously_). A woman! What woman?
-
-Austin. You, my dear. And, as you said, Blackton are safe to win now.
-
-(_Wells, entering with Jack's clothes and boots, overhears Austin._)
-
-Wells. I'm not so sure of that, Mr. Whitworth. It's anybody's game. The
-score's one all.
-
-Austin (_startled_). Birchester have scored!
-
-Wells. Yes. Didn't you know? I'll look after Metherell. You're missing a
-good game.
-
-Elsie. Then you'd better go and watch it, Dr. Wells.
-
-Wells (_slightly surprised_). I will when I've helped Metherell to
-change.
-
-Jack. I'm in no hurry. Don't put yourself about for me. Half time _'_ull
-do.
-
-Wells. Well, it can't be far off that now. (_Putting Jack's clothes
-over chair._) I should like to see something of this match. Is the arm
-painful?
-
-Jack. It's sharpish.
-
-Wells (_by desk_). Pull yourself together with a dose of this. (_Lifting
-whisky bottle._)
-
-Jack. No, thanks. I'm a teetotaller.
-
-(_Austin is lighting a cigar._)
-
-Wells (_authoritatively_). And I'm a doctor, man.
-
-Jack. That doesn't help my principles.
-
-Wells. Oh, all right. If you like to be stubborn. Are you coming, Mr.
-Whitworth? (_Crossing to door._)
-
-Elsie. Yes. Do go, father. They'll be expecting to see you outside.
-
-Austin (_grim_). Yes--I'm going--to show them I can smile. Come along,
-Doctor.
-
-(_Exeunt Wells and Austin._)
-
-Elsie. Now, Jack. What's this all about?
-
-Jack. Your father's making a mistake.
-
-Elsie. About what?
-
-Jack (_exasperated_). It's a confidential matter, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. That means there's something you're afraid to tell me.
-
-Jack. I'm not afraid. He spoke to me in private, and it's giving him
-away.
-
-Elsie. You can't give him away to me. I've lived at home too long for
-that.
-
-Jack. I can't abuse his confidence.
-
-Elsie. Are you going to talk about your conscience again? Father said
-you broke your arm for my sake and I want to know what it means.
-
-Jack. But I didn't, Elsie. It was an accident.
-
-Elsie. He thought not.
-
-Jack. Yes. He's wrong.
-
-Elsie. Why should he think you did it intentionally? Jack (_sullenly_).
-Ask him.
-
-Elsie. He's just told me to ask you. Now stop being absurd, Jack, and
-tell me all about it.
-
-Jack (_reluctantly_). I told him we wanted to be married--
-
-(_Elsie nods, smiling approval._)
-
---and he offered to strike a bargain. He wants Blackton to win, so I was
-to play a rotten game for Birchester.
-
-Elsie. And you couldn't do it.
-
-Jack. No.
-
-Elsie (_enthusiastically_). No. You couldn't play badly if you tried,
-and so you broke your arm instead, for me. Jack, if I was proud of you
-before, I could worship you now. (_Patting the sling._) Your arm, your
-poor, hurt arm, mangled for me. My hero, my lover and my king.
-
-Jack (_disgustedly_). You think that too!
-
-Elsie. Think it! I know it. Don't pretend. It's too late now for
-modesty.
-
-Jack. Modesty! Don't you see if I'd done that, forgotten my
-sportsmanship and sold a match for my private gain, I'd deserve to be
-kicked round the county?
-
-Elsie. No. I don't see it. You've hurt yourself for my sake, and that's
-enough to make of me the proudest woman in the land.
-
-Jack. It's enough to prove me dishonest if it were true. Elsie
-(_touching the arm_). Isn't that true?
-
-Jack. Don't I tell you that's an accident?
-
-Elsie. You've never had an accident before.
-
-Jack. Not a serious one.
-
-Elsie. No. You're too great a master of the game. Accidents happen to
-the careless and incompetent.
-
-Jack. Then I must be both. I fell and my arm twisted under me.
-
-Elsie. And you really didn't do it on purpose?
-
-Jack (_hurt_). Elsie, don't you believe me?
-
-Elsie. It's so beastly to have to. I thought you were a perfect player,
-and you have an accident; and I thought you were a perfect lover, and
-you've been afraid to prove your love.
-
-Jack (_stirred up_). Elsie, there are twenty thousand folk about this
-ground to-day and some of them have come to see the match, but more to
-see me play an honest game. They're just a football crowd, but there
-isn't a man upon this ground to-day but knows Jack Metherell is
-straight. It's left for you to say I ought to be a crook. You're great
-at golf and hockey. Is that the way you play the game?
-
-Elsie. Forgive me, Jack. I did want things to be right for us.
-
-Jack. At any price?
-
-Elsie. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking of the game. I only thought of you.
-
-Jack. I know. But I want things to be right and rightly right.
-
-Elsie (_smiling_). And now they are.
-
-Jack (_puzzled_). Your father----
-
-Elsie. We've only to let him go on thinking you did it on purpose.
-
-Jack. But I didn't.
-
-Elsie (_soothingly_). I know. _I_ know it was pure accident. But he
-doesn't.
-
-Jack. He must be told.
-
-Elsie. I thought you wanted his consent to our marriage
-
-Jack. I do.
-
-Elsie. Then let him think you've kept the bargain he proposed.
-
-Jack. Let him think I'm dishonest?
-
-Elsie. What was he? What does it matter what he thinks if I know the
-truth?
-
-Jack. He's got to know the truth. If he'd have me as a scoundrel for
-your husband, he should be glad to have me as an honest man. (_Smiling
-sourly._) My arm's broke either way.
-
-Elsie. I don't care tuppence for his consent.
-
-Jack. It's not the square thing to get married without.
-
-Elsie. Oh, leave him to me.
-
-Jack. You bustle him so. It's not respectful, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. Well, you needn't take him under your wing as well. It's not the
-custom in this family to split hairs about filial piety. I'll make it
-all right, Jack.
-
-Jack. It's my job, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. It's our job, and you've had your innings. Now it's mine. But I'm
-going to take you home first to your mother.
-
-Jack. But my mother doesn't know about you, yet.
-
-Elsie (_drily_). It's time I made her acquaintance.
-
-Jack (_doubtfully_). I don't know what she'll say.
-
-Elsie. We'll find out when she says it. You think a great deal of your
-mother, Jack.
-
-Jack. My father's dead. She's both to me. That's why I'm anxious.
-
-Elsie. Anxious! But your mother wouldn't stop us, Jack.
-
-Jack (_doubtfully_). You will be careful with her, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. Careful?
-
-Jack. Yes. Not like you go on with your father. She's used to my way.
-
-(_She has his unhurt arm, urging him to door, when it opens and Austin,
-Florence and Leo enter._)
-
-Austin. Still here, Metherell!
-
-Elsie. I'm just going to take him home.
-
-Austin (_to Jack_). Wasn't the doctor going to help you into your
-clothes? (_To Leo and Florence._) Where is Wells? Have either of you
-seen him?
-
-Leo. Last seen disappearing in the direction of the bar with an eminent
-London solicitor.
-
-Elsie. Oh, never mind him. Jack's clothes can follow. We'll take a taxi.
-
-Austin. But----
-
-Elsie. Come along, Jack.
-
-(_Exeunt Elsie and Jack._)
-
-Leo. I say, father, it's a jolly rough game. This must be one of the
-referee's slack days or he'd pull Angus up sharp.
-
-Austin (_genially_). The score's two--one for Blackton, my boy.
-
-Florence. Blackton play against the wind next half.
-
-Austin (_confidently_). The match is all right. I've something else to
-talk about to you two. You saw Metherell and Elsie?
-
-Leo (_grinning_). Yes. It's a case.
-
-Austin. What?
-
-Leo (_the grin fading_). Well, isn't it?
-
-Austin. So you know.
-
-Leo. I've got eyes.
-
-Austin. You take it philosophically.
-
-Leo. I don't see that it matters how I take it.
-
-Austin. To my mind it matters considerably. He'll be your brother-in-law
-if he marries her.
-
-Leo. That had occurred to me.
-
-Austin. Don't you mind?
-
-Leo. I don't mind. Metherell's a stupendous nut at football.
-
-Austin. I understood football didn't interest you.
-
-Leo. Merely academically.
-
-Austin. It's really far more your concern than mine, you know, Leo. In
-the natural course of things Elsie's husband will be your brother-in-law
-for a longer period than he'll be my son-in-law. Yours too, Flo.
-
-Florence. Yes. (_Pause._)
-
-Austin (_exasperated_). Well? Have neither of you anything to say?
-
-Florence (_rather bored_). Not much in my line, dad.
-
-Leo. Nor in mine. As I'm her brother I can't cut the other fellow out
-and marry her myself. I'm rather thankful, too. Elsie takes a lot of
-stopping when she's got the bit between her teeth.
-
-Austin. I don't get much help from you.
-
-Florence. Why should you?
-
-Leo. It's no use jibbing, father. Much easier to give them your blessing
-and a cheque.
-
-Austin. It is always easiest to give way, Leo.
-
-Leo. Yes. Isn't it?
-
-Austin (_wildly_). Good heavens, do you young people care about nothing?
-
-Leo. We're tremendously in earnest about a lot of things, only
-they're not the things you're in earnest about. There are fashions in
-shibboleths just as much as in socks, and you're a little out of date in
-both.
-
-Austin. Possibly. But blood is still thicker than water, Leo. Metherell
-is a man of the people and----
-
-Leo. Oh, my dear father, don't talk about the people as if they
-inhabited an inferior universe. The class bogey is one of the ghosts
-we've laid to-day.
-
-Austin. Indeed. I'd an idea it was rather rampant.
-
-Leo. I believe it used to be. As a matter of fact, I do object to
-Metherell.
-
-Austin. Oh! You have some sense left.
-
-Florence. I don't. I only wish I was in Elsie's shoes.
-
-Leo. Was I speaking, Flo, or were you?
-
-Florence. You were, too much.
-
-Leo. I object theoretically on aesthetic grounds because of the destined
-fatness of the retired footballer. But I have Elsie's assurance that
-Metherell's a teetotaller and I trust her to give him a lively enough
-time to keep him decently thin, so that practically my objection falls
-to pieces.
-
-Austin. Leo, I didn't expect much help from you, but upon my word your
-cynicism is disgusting.
-
-Leo. I expect, you know, that's pretty much what grandfather thought of
-you.
-
-(_Enter Elsie and Jack._)
-
-Hullo! are there no taxis?
-
-Elsie (_angry_). I think every taxi in the town is outside the ground,
-but the men are too keen on getting a free sight of the game from the
-roofs of their cabs to take a fare.
-
-Florence. It's a sporting town, Blackton.
-
-Leo. I should have thought they'd take it as an honour to drive
-Metherell home.
-
-Jack (_bitterly_). Not in the Birchester colours.
-
-Leo (_sarcastically_). Sporting town, Blackton,
-
-Elsie (_at white heat_). They're beasts. Beasts. They jeered. They're
-glad he's hurt.
-
-Jack. That's what you've done for me, Mr. Whitworth. I'm laughed at in
-Blackton. Last Saturday I was their idol, and now----
-
-Austin. You've done it for yourself, my boy.
-
-Jack (_hotly_). You transferred me.
-
-Austin. I meant the broken arm, not the broken idol. Jack
-(_scornfully_). Do you still think I did it purposely? Austin. I don't
-think, Metherell. I know. And I'm very much obliged to you. The chances
-are it's won the match.
-
-Jack (_sulkily_). It was an accident.
-
-Austin (_playing his last card_). Oh, you needn't keep that up before
-the family. That reminds me. (_Turning to them._) Leo, Florence, this
-is your future brother-in-law, Jack Metherell, the sporting footballer,
-who's sold a match to buy my consent to his marrying Elsie.
-
-(_He watches Leo and Florence for the effect. Jack steps forward, but
-Elsie stops him._)
-
-Elsie. Hush, Jack.
-
-Florence (_coldly_). I don't believe it, father. That consenting
-business went out with the flood.
-
-Leo (_to Jack_). Did you ask my father's consent?
-
-Jack. Yes.
-
-Leo. It's just credible, Flo.
-
-Florence. In England? In the twentieth century? Leo. These quaint old
-customs linger. Half the world doesn't know how the other half thinks.
-
-Austin (_who has been looking on amazed_). But aren't you horrified?
-
-Leo. At his asking? No. Merely interested in the survival of an
-archaism.
-
-Austin. At his selling a match, man!
-
-Leo. A man who would ask papa is capable of anything.
-
-Elsie. He's not capable of dishonesty.
-
-Austin. Oh, you're blind with love.
-
-Elsie. I have his word.
-
-Austin (_scoffing_). His word!
-
-Elsie. Yes. Jack Metherell's word. The word of the man I'm going to
-marry.
-
-Austin (_indicating Jack's arm_). Deeds speak louder than words.
-
-Jack (_with resolution_). Yes, Mr. Whitworth, they do. You think you've
-won this match. We'll see.
-
-Elsie (_frightened_). Jack, what are you going to do?
-
-Jack. Play. Play for Birchester as I've never played for Blackton. I'll
-show him if I sold the match.
-
-Leo. No. I say. You mustn't do that with a broken arm.
-
-Jack. Yes. Broken arm and all.
-
-Leo. It's madness. Look here, I believe you. So does Elsie.
-
-Florence. And I.
-
-Leo. We all do, except father, and I assure you he's subject to
-hallucinations. Thinks he can play the piano. Thinks my poetry's bad.
-Thinks you're a rotter. All sorts of delusions.
-
-Jack (_stubbornly_). Birchester must win. I'm going on that field to
-show them all what football is.
-
-(_As he speaks Wells and Edmund enter._)
-
-Wells (_with calm authority_). I think not, Metherell.
-
-Jack. Out of my way, Doctor.
-
-Wells. I forbid it.
-
-Jack. Much I care for your forbidding.
-
-Wells. One moment, Metherell. The play is extraordinarily rough. It's
-Blackton's game to lame their opponents.
-
-Edmund. More like a shambles than a game.
-
-Wells (_to Austin_). The referee is strangely kind to Blackton, Mr.
-Whitworth.
-
-Austin. Oh?
-
-Jack (_suspiciously_). What? What's that you said?
-
-Wells. I say if I were referee I'd have ordered off half the Blackton
-team for rough play. This is no match for a damaged man, Metherell.
-
-Jack. So you did try the referee, Mr. Whitworth.
-
-Austin. I don't understand you.
-
-Jack. Don't you? Well, rough or smooth, I'm going through it now. (_To
-Wells._) Thanks for your warning. (_To Austin._) And I warn _you_ that
-referee had best be careful now, or I'll report him.
-
-Elsie (_holding him_). For my sake, Jack.
-
-Jack (_gently shaking her off_). It is for your sake, Elsie, not for
-his. His consent's nothing to me after this. My record's going to be
-clean.
-
-(_Exit Jack._)
-
-Austin (_rubbing his hands_). Ah! Splendid. Edmund, I've brought you
-down from town for nothing. The match is ours.
-
-Edmund (_drily_). Then I can devote my undivided attention to the
-problem of my niece. But why's the match yours?
-
-Austin. Metherell is kind enough to give it us. An injured player is a
-nuisance to his side--no use and only in the way.
-
-Elsie. You don't know Jack.
-
-Austin. Oh yes, I do. You think he's a hero. I know he's a fool.
-
-Elsie. Then he's an honest fool, and----
-
-Austin. I haven't time to argue the point now. I want a word with the
-referee before the game recommences. (_Going._)
-
-Elsie. So Jack was right. You did bribe the referee!
-
-Austin. Elsie, if you don't want us all to starve, you'll keep a tight
-hold of your tongue.
-
-Leo. Starve!
-
-Elsie. Starve! What----
-
-Austin. Oh, ask your uncle.
-
-Elsie. I haven't time. I'm going to Jack's home to see that all's
-prepared for him.
-
-Austin. Oh, go to---- Go where you like.
-
-Elsie. I usually do.
-
-(_Exit Austin._)
-
-Edmund. Now, Elsie, about this footballer.
-
-Elsie (_moving_). I shall be rather busy turning his bedroom into a
-hospital for the next hour, uncle.
-
-Edmund. You're to do nothing so compromising.
-
-Elsie (_scornfully_). Compromising!
-
-Edmund. If you insist on going, I shall come with you.
-
-Elsie. You will look funny in Elizabeth Street.
-
-Edmund. I prefer to look ridiculous than that you should look
-indiscreet.
-
-Leo (_at window, crossing_). There's the whistle. Come along, Flo.
-
-Florence. Yes. They're playing.
-
-(_Exeunt Florence and Leo._)
-
-Elsie. You mean to come?
-
-Edmund. I don't mean you to go alone.
-
-Elsie. I wish you were in London, uncle. Your intentions are so good.
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT III
-
-_At 41 Elizabeth Street the combined kitchen and living-room opens
-directly to the street, the street door being centre, with the window
-next to it. Through the window the other side of the drab street is
-seen. A door leads to the stairs, while another gives access to the
-scullery. The room is fairly comfortable. A handsome presentation clock
-is on the mantel over the fireplace. The plate-rack is well furnished.
-Rocking-chair by fireplace. Sofa under window, behind which is a plant
-on a stand. Table round which three Old Women sit at tea. Mrs. Wilmot
-and Mrs. Norbury, as visitors, wear outdoor clothes and bonnets, of
-which they have loosened the strings. Mrs. Metherell has grey hair,
-a small person, and an indomitable will. She is too hearty to be
-ill-natured, but she is mistress of her house and knows it. She wears
-her after-work dress of decent black. The remains of a substantial meal
-are on the table. Smoke-blackened kettle on fire._
-
-Mrs. Wilmot (_sighing_). Eh, yes. Elizabeth Street isn't what it was.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. It's not the street, Amy, it's the people in it.
-
-Mrs. Norbury. It used to be known for a saving street when I first came
-to live here. Every house had a bank-book.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. And there's more money coming into the street to-day than
-there was then.
-
-Mrs. Norbury. And going out. They spend more in an ordinary week than
-ever me and my old man spent in a holiday week one time, and if they
-don't spend, they gamble, and nothing to show for it all at the finish.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. Yes, and come begging off their mother as soon as they fall
-sick or out of work. And that uppish with it all!
-
-Mrs. Norbury. Do you think I can get my girls to stay at home and
-give me a lift with the house of an evening? Not they. They've always
-something on that's more important than me. I'm nobody. And the money
-those girls spend on their clothes!
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. Time was when a man _'_ud come straight home when he'd
-finished work and be satisfied with doing a bit in his garden. Most he'd
-ever think of, barring Saturday night of course, was one night a week at
-his club. Nowadays it's every night the same.
-
-(_Mrs. Metherell moves impatiently._)
-
-Mrs. Norbury. I know. You did know where to lay your hand on them once,
-but there's no telling where they get to now.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. It's all these picture shows and music halls.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_roughly_). It's all your own fault, Amy.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. Why?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You let them put upon you.
-
-Mrs. Norbury. I suppose you don't?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Our Jack doesn't carry on that road.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. He'll have it out of you yet. He's quiet and deep.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_confidently_). He's safe enough.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. Till he breaks out.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. He's never broken yet.
-
-Mrs. Norbury. You're lucky, then.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. It isn't luck. It's the way you go about it with them.
-
-Mrs. Norbury (_enviously_). Yours gets good money, too.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. And I see it all. We've a use for a bank-book in this
-house.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. I wish I saw the half of what mine get. Always crying
-out for more, but not to give it me. Some of them wouldn't be happy if
-they'd their own motor-car.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Yes. That's the way. When I was young a man could start
-poor and end rich. He'd save and stick to what he got. These lads to-day
-_'_ull never rise. They're too busy spending what they have. My Jack
-knows a game worth two of that. He's improving his mind. His bedroom's
-full of books. Fitting himself to rise, Jack is.
-
-Mrs. Norbury. There are a few like that. They're rare and scarce.
-
-(_Knock at street door,_)
-
-(_She rises._) I'm nearest.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_rising_). Sit you still. (_Crosses and opens door._)
-
-(_Elsie and Edmund are there._)
-
-Edmund. Mrs. Metherell?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_gruffly_). Yes?
-
-(_Immediately on the "Yes," Elsie enters past her._)
-
-Edmund. May we come in?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Looks as if you were in.
-
-(_Edmund enters hesitatingly._)
-
-Elsie. Have you heard about Jack's accident?
-
-(_Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury remain seated, eyeing Elsie's clothes._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_closing door calmly_). Yes. There was a special out.
-They get papers out for anything nowadays.
-
-Elsie (_indignantly_). You take it very easily.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. He'll be looked after. There's a doctor on the ground.
-
-Edmund (_politely awkward_). Perhaps I ought to introduce myself, Mrs.
-Metherell. My name is Whitworth--Mr. Austin Whitworth's brother. This
-is Miss Whitworth.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_with some anxiety_). Is Jack hurt worse?
-
-Elsie (_gravely_). Not that we _know_ of.
-
-Mrs. Wilmot (_rising_). I think we'd best be going. Mrs. Metherell. No.
-It's all right.
-
-Mrs. Norbury (_rising and tying bonnet-strings_), I can see we're not
-wanted. We'll be seeing you again before you flit to Birchester.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_by door with them_). Many a time. We don't go yet.
-(_Opening door._)
-
-Mrs. Wilmot. Good-bye.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Good-bye.
-
-(_Exeunt Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury. Mrs. Metherell closes door and
-turns to Elsie._)
-
-Now, what is it? If it's bad news I can stand it.
-
-Elsie. Is Jack's bed prepared?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_righteously indignant_). Jack's bed was made at eight
-o'clock this morning. Do you take me for a slut?
-
-Elsie. Oh yes, but he'll need special nursing, and the room--which is
-his room? (_Looking at doors left and right._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_drily_). His room's upstairs.
-
-Elsie. I'm going to see that it's right.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. His room's my job.
-
-Elsie. Yes, yes. I know. But I must make sure. Don't you realize he's
-gone on playing with a broken arm?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. He was always a fool. But he's not so soft as to take to
-his bed for a damaged arm.
-
-Elsie (_wildly_). Anything may have happened. Complications. Fever. I'm
-going to his room. Which is it, please?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_guarding the door_). You're not going. Elsie. I am.
-Please don't be stupid, Mrs. Metherell. Edmund. Elsie!
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Do you think I'll have a girl I've never set eyes on
-before ferreting round my house?
-
-Elsie. But--oh, you tell her, uncle. (_Darts past Mrs. Metherell and
-exit._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_calling after her_). Here, you come back. Cheek!
-
-Edmund. I think perhaps in the circumstances, Mrs. Metherell----
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_with the door handle in her hand_). What circumstances?
-
-Edmund. Don't you know about my niece?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I know she's a forward hussy, like most young girls
-to-day. That's all I know.
-
-Edmund. Then I must explain.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_glancing off_). You'd better.
-
-Edmund. You see, she and your son are engaged to be married.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_pausing, astonished, then closing door_). It's the
-first I've heard of it.
-
-Edmund (_pleased to find her hostile_). Perhaps I ought rather to say
-they think they're engaged.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. No. You oughtn't. Jack doesn't think he's tied to any
-woman till he's told me first and got my leave.
-
-Edmund (_delighted_). Ah, now that's quite splendid, Mrs. Metherell. I'm
-glad to find that you agree with me.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. In what?
-
-Edmund. In opposing the engagement.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Why do you?
-
-Edmund (_easily_). Well, on grounds, shall we say, of general
-unsuitability.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I don't oppose. (_Sitting in rocking-chair._)
-
-(_Edmund remains standing._)
-
-Edmund. I understood----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I don't know owt about the girl. She's made a bad start
-with me, but she's excited and I'll give fair play. She may be good
-enough for Jack. I cannot tell you yet. What makes you think she isn't?
-
-Edmund. I didn't exactly think that.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. What did you think? Out with it. You're her uncle, you
-know more about the girl than I can.
-
-Edmund. Well, the fact is I don't consider she would be a suitable wife
-for your son.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. That's what you said before. I want to know why not. Has
-she a temper?
-
-Edmund (_on his dignity_). Certainly not.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Flirts then? Not steady? Extravagant?
-
-Edmund. No, no.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Well, is she deformed or does she drink?
-
-Edmund. Good heavens, woman, no.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. If you won't tell me what's wrong with her, I must find
-out for myself.
-
-Edmund. There is nothing wrong with her.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Then, where's your objection?
-
-Edmund. My objection, stated explicitly, is---- (_Hesitating._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Yes? Go on.
-
-Edmund. I find it rather difficult to explain to you.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I've a thick skin.
-
-Edmund (_desperately_). My niece's training and upbringing do not make
-her a fit wife for your son, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Did you make a mess of her upbringing?
-
-Edmund. No, but----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. How did you bring her up?
-
-Edmund. As a lady.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Then she's handicapped for life. But I have seen some
-grow out of it.
-
-(_Enter Elsie. She has a towel over her arm._)
-
-Elsie. Mrs. Metherell, will you come upstairs a minute?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. What for?
-
-Elsie. We ought to have hot water ready and I can't find the bath-room.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You'd have a job to find one in Elizabeth Street.
-
-Elsie (_blankly_). How do you get hot water?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_drily_). You heat it.
-
-(_Edmund stands, looking on._)
-
-Elsie (_crossing to fireplace and making for kettle_). Then I'll take
-this.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_rising and getting kettle first_). That's for his tea.
-(_Glancing at clock, kettle in hand._) I'll make it too. He always comes
-in hungry from a match. (_She replaces kettle, takes tea-pot from table,
-empties the used tea-leaves behind the fire, fills generously from
-canister on mantel and makes tea, replacing kettle and leaving tea-pot
-on the hob._)
-
-Elsie. Oh, what have you got for him? He'll need nourishing.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. There's a bit of steak-pie in the cupboard left over
-from dinner. He'll have it cold.
-
-Elsie. But meat is so indigestible with tea, and he's an invalid.
-
-(_Edmund sits on sofa._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Eh, stop moithering, lass. You don't know owt about it.
-(_Suddenly noticing._) What's that over your arm?
-
-Elsie. Oh, I'm sorry. It was upstairs.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. That's my towel when you've done with it. (_Takes it,
-then surprised._) Where did you get this from?
-
-Elsie. The bedroom.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. That's one of my best towels. It isn't out of Jack's
-room.
-
-Elsie. I've arranged the front bedroom for him.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_angrily_). I'd have you to know that's my room.
-
-Elsie. The other is such a cheerless, poky little place. It's dark,
-there's no fireplace, no proper carpet, nothing but a camp-bed and a
-second-hand bookstall.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. It's good enough for him.
-
-Elsie. Nothing but the best is good enough for a man who plays football
-like Jack.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Football's one thing. Home's another. He's at home here.
-Do you think he sleeps in the best bedroom?
-
-Elsie. He must have the best-lighted room just now.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. So I'm to turn out for him, am I?
-
-Elsie. That isn't asking very much. I don't believe you care for him at
-all. How can you sit at home when he's playing football?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Custom's everything. (_Sitting in rocking-chair._)
-I'm used to my men being before the public. Jack's father was a public
-man--an undertaker, (_Edmund winces_) and I've known him have as many as
-six funerals on a Saturday afternoon, but I didn't go to the cemetery
-to see he buried them properly, and I reckon it's the same with Jack.
-He can kick a ball without my watching him. (_Changing tone._) And now
-perhaps you'll tell me what you mean by interfering in my house?
-
-Elsie (_to Edmund_). Haven't you told her, uncle?
-
-Edmund. Oh yes. I told her.
-
-Elsie (_smilingly sure of herself_). Well, Mrs. Metherell, will I do?
-(_Standing before her._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_still sitting_). You said yourself just now that
-nothing but the best is good enough for Jack, so you'll excuse my being
-particular. I've been asking your uncle about you and he tells me you're
-a lady, born and bred.
-
-Elsie. You mustn't blame me for my relations, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Nay, I don't. Mine's a respectable family, but there's a
-Metherell doing time at this moment, and another to my certain knowledge
-who ought to be. But this is where it comes in. If you're going to be
-Jack's wife, you've to know your way about a house.
-
-Elsie (_agreeing_). Yes.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Your father _'_ull keep a servant, I suppose.
-
-Elsie. Oh, but I do my share. Servants require a lot of management.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_dryly_). I'll take your word for it. I never had any.
-And Jack _'_ull have none, either.
-
-Elsie. I didn't expect it.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_graciously_). You may be handier than you look. I'll
-try. Those pots want washing. Let me see you shape.
-
-(_Elsie eagerly begins to put the used cups together._)
-
-There's a tray. (_Pointing to plate-rack._) The sink's in yonder.
-(_Pointing._)
-
-Edmund (_protesting_). Really, Mrs. Metherell---- (_He rises._)
-
-Elsie. It's all right, uncle. (_The tray is loaded and she lifts it._)
-In there, Mrs. Metherell? (_Starting to go._) Mrs. Metherell. Yes.
-
-(_Edmund opens door. Elsie is going through._)
-
-That'll not do. You won't have a man about the place to wait on you.
-Close that door, Mr. Whitworth, and let me see her get out by herself.
-
-(_Edmund closes it, and comes away. Elsie tries to open it, the tray is
-troublesome and the pots slip together on it. Mrs. Metherell rises and
-crosses rapidly._)
-
-Those are my cups, you know. Here, give it to me. (_Takes tray and exit,
-opening door with the ease of familiarity._) Elsie. I'm sorry, Mrs.
-Metherell. But I can learn. Mrs. Metherell (_off_). Maybe. You've shown
-willing. (_She closes door from outside._)
-
-Edmund. Come away, Elsie. You've seen enough of the Metherell standard
-to show you it will never do.
-
-Elsie (_her confidence a little shaken, but still fighting_). I shall
-alter the standard.
-
-Edmund. It's fixed. You can't alter it. It's impossible. Elsie. The
-modern eye is blind to impossibilities. Have you ever been to an Ideal
-Home Exhibition?
-
-Edmund. A what?
-
-Elsie. They show you little houses fitted up with the cutest dodges for
-saving labour. I know Mrs. Metherell will have to make her home with
-us, but it'll be a very different home from this. You can credit me with
-some imagination.
-
-Edmund. I do, if you think Mrs. Metherell will ever believe her house
-is clean unless she or some one else has drudged in it all day. Seeing's
-believing, and you can't see the dust fly in a vacuum cleaner.
-
-Elsie. She'll have to use her common sense.
-
-Edmund. The scrubbing brush survives in spite of common sense.
-
-(_Enter Jack, dressed as Act I., left arm in splint. He opens and enters
-without knocking, but he hasn't time to get his cap off before Elsie is
-with him._)
-
-Elsie. You're safe.
-
-Jack. And sound, too, but for this. (_Glancing at his arm._)
-
-Elsie (_hysterically_). Thank God.
-
-Edmund. Is the match over?
-
-Jack. Three--two for Birchester.
-
-Edmund (_distressed_). Birchester have won!
-
-Jack. I won the match for Birchester, if it gives you any satisfaction
-to know it. I haven't been a man. I've been a miracle.
-
-Elsie. You always were.
-
-Jack. I've only done my human best before to-day. To-day I've been a
-superman, a thing inspired, protected guarded by a greater mastery than
-I have ever known. It wasn't football as it is in life. It's been the
-football of my dreams.
-
-Edmund. It makes you talk.
-
-Jack. I'm still intoxicated with the glamour of that game.
-
-Edmund. Yes, Metherell, success is sweet. But somebody is suffering for
-this.
-
-Elsie. Who?
-
-Edmund. If Birchester have won, Blackton have lost.
-
-Elsie. For an outsider, you take it seriously.
-
-Edmund. I take it seriously for your father. I ought to be with him now.
-
-Elsie. Haven't you done enough here for the proprieties?
-
-Edmund. I must go to your father, Elsie. Come.
-
-Elsie. I stay here with Jack.
-
-Edmund (_after a struggle_). Very well.
-
-(_Exit Edmund._)
-
-Jack (_taking cap off_). Elsie, what are you doing here?
-
-Elsie. I came to--to see your mother.
-
-Jack. You've told her about us?
-
-Elsie. Yes.
-
-Jack. It should have come from me. She'd expect that. But no matter, now
-she knows. What did she say?
-
-Elsie (_hesitating, then plunging_). It's--it's all right, Jack.
-
-Jack. Hurrah! Then we've a clear road now. I was a bit afraid. Mother
-has a will of her own, and she's not easy to please. But I might have
-known she couldn't resist you. Tell me what she said when you pleaded to
-her with the loveliest eyes in the world and told her you loved me.
-
-Elsie (_awkwardly_). Well----
-
-Jack (_interrupting enthusiastically_). Yes, I know--you needn't tell
-me. I can see it all. You there, she here, and then you fell into each
-other's arms, and she kissed you, and what you said to each other I'm
-not to know, for it was women's talk not meant for men to hear.
-
-Elsie. Jack, you've never been like this before.
-
-Jack. No, I've never played a great game with a broken arm and come
-through it unscathed. I've never--oh, but it's you that's done the
-greatest thing for me. You've won my mother for us. That was the cloud
-that used to get between.
-
-Elsie. And made you talk of self-improvement instead of my eyes? It's
-only now I learn you know my eyes are good.
-
-Jack. I have always known the beauty of your eyes.
-
-Elsie. You couldn't tell me about them.
-
-Jack. Not till it was all made right with mother. I thought last night
-to-day would be the saddest day I've known. I had to play for Birchester
-and go away from Blackton and from you. And there was mother, but you
-were brave and took that burden from me, and I'm glad, Elsie, I'm glad
-of everything.
-
-Elsie. Even of that? (_Touching his arm._)
-
-Jack. It's brought me luck. It's brought me you, safely secure at last.
-I wish I had a dozen arms to break.
-
-Elsie (_smiling_). To get a dozen me's?
-
-Jack. To suffer with for you.
-
-Elsie (_quickly_). You are suffering?
-
-Jack. This bit of pain is nothing to a bad conscience, and it's that
-I had meeting you and knowing I'd not the pluck to have it out with
-mother. (_With a touch of brutality._) But now I've got you for my own.
-No, not a dozen of you, Elsie. One's good enough for me. (_He puts his
-arm round her, kissing roughly._)
-
-Elsie (_frightened_). Jack, you're very strong.
-
-Jack (_squeezing masterfully_). I've only one arm, but it's strong.
-
-Elsie. I love your strength, Jack, but you do take my breath away.
-You've never kissed me like that before.
-
-Jack (_still holding her against her will_). I've not been free before.
-I've kissed you guiltily, not as a free man kisses when he can give his
-whole mind to it.
-
-Elsie. Jack, let me go.
-
-Jack. Don't you like it? I said you'd be the first to tire of kissing.
-
-Elsie (_free of him_). It's--it's almost terrifying, Jack.
-
-Jack (_roughly_). Rubbish, lass, you're not made of glass. You can stand
-it. I needn't kiss you like I kiss my mother.
-
-Elsie. How do you kiss your mother?
-
-Jack. Why, respectfully.
-
-Elsie. You don't respect me, then?
-
-Jack. It's not the same. I love you.
-
-Elsie (_rather more hopefully_). And you don't love her?
-
-Jack. It's different. Where is she now?
-
-Elsie (_indicating_). She went in there to wash some pots.
-
-Jack (_nodding, anxiously_). She does too much of that. The work comes
-heavy at her age.
-
-Elsie. We'll change all that.
-
-Jack (_eagerly_). Yes. Four hands _'_ull make it easy.
-
-Elsie. My methods will be very different.
-
-Jack. Different? She'll not like changing her ways. Old people don't
-like change.
-
-Elsie (_callously_). No, but it's good for them.
-
-Jack. My getting married _'_ull be change enough. We must be careful not
-to upset her.
-
-Elsie. You're very fond of your mother, Jack.
-
-Jack. I try to do my duty.
-
-Elsie (_gladly_). It's only duty, then?
-
-Jack. Only! Honour thy father and thy mother that--
-
-Elsie. Yes, but I don't want to make old bones. And that honouring
-business is a bit fly-blown. We spell it humour your parents nowadays
-and not too much of that. A badly brought up parent's worse than a
-spoilt child.
-
-Jack. Of course, you're joking, Elsie, and I know I'm not a judge of
-taste, but I don't somehow think we ought to make fun of our parents.
-
-Elsie. I wasn't joking, Jack. If your mother's going to stay with us,
-she'll have to realize the century she's living in.
-
-Jack (_reprovingly_). My mother's mistress of this house, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. This house. Yes. But we're going to be happy in a cottage on the
-moors by Birchester, and if people who've forgotten what it is to be
-young try any interference, so much the worse for them.
-
-Jack (_angrily_). Did you tell her that before you asked about the
-marrying?
-
-Elsie. Tell her what?
-
-Jack. That you expected her to take a back seat and watch you
-interfering with her arrangements?
-
-Elsie. Interfering's not the word. They'll be revolutionized. Our
-cottage will be run on rational and hygienic principles.
-
-Jack. I'd rather have it comfortable.
-
-Elsie. It will be comfortable.
-
-Jack. With you and her squabbling all the time?
-
-Elsie (_very discouraged, but still brave_). We shan't squabble if
-she'll be sensible.
-
-Jack. Her idea of sense mayn't be the same as yours.
-
-Elsie. It probably won't. It's all right, Jack. I've had practice in
-handling parents.
-
-Jack. I've seen a bit of it, too. You shan't treat mother that way. If
-we're to marry, Elsie--
-
-Elsie. _If_ we're to marry!
-
-Jack. My mother's first with me. I take my orders from her and you'll
-just have to do the same.
-
-(_Enter Mrs. Metherell. She has an apron on which she wipes her hands
-and then takes it off, hanging up behind door._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell. So you've broken your arm, I hear.
-
-Jack (_his attitude is that of a weak-willed child. He almost cowers
-before her_). Yes, mother.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Wasn't there work enough with a flitting without
-fetching and carrying for you? Who's going to break the coals now?
-
-Elsie. Mrs. Metherell!
-
-Jack. It's all right, Elsie. It's just her way.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_turning on Elsie_). And you've been turning my house
-upside down upstairs. A lot of need you have to talk, my girl. You've
-been in here ten minutes with a famished man and not so much as lifted a
-hand to put out his food. I told you where it was.
-
-Elsie. I'm sorry. (_Going in terrified alacrity to cupboard, and finding
-plate of cold steak pie, which she puts on table._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_with rough kindness_). Sit you down, Jack. (_Lifts
-teapot to table and pours._)
-
-Elsie. Oh, that tea's been made so long.
-
-Jack. I like it black.
-
-Elsie. I'm sure Jack ought to have----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Jack _'_ull have what I provide for him, and be thankful
-he's got it.
-
-(_Elsie fusses over Jack's plate, cutting up small._)
-
-Elsie (_to Jack_). You'll be having late dinners in a month.
-
-(_Mrs. Metherell is returning teapot to hob._)
-
-Jack. She'll never let us.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_returning_). I'll do that.
-
-(_Elsie moves away._)
-
-If he's to be spoon-fed, I'll feed him.
-
-Elsie (_timidly_). I was doing it to help you, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You were doing it to show how fond you are. What's this
-I hear about you, Jack?
-
-Jack (_his mouth full_). Well, she's told you.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Hadn't you a tongue in your own mouth?
-
-Jack. I'd have told you to-night.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Going courting behind my back.
-
-Jack. You will have your grumble, mother.
-
-Mrs. Metiierell. I'd do more than grumble if you hadn't gone and hurt
-yourself. You might have done it on purpose just to get on the soft side
-of me.
-
-Elsie. Is this your soft side, Mrs. Metiierell?
-
-Mrs. Metiierell. Yes. Company manners. I'm keeping what I have to say to
-Jack till you've gone.
-
-Elsie. Jack's ill. You're not to bully him.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Is he your son or mine? Because if he's mine I'll not
-ask your leave to say what I like to him. I'm mistress here.
-
-Else. Yes, but, Mrs. Metherell----
-
-Mrs. Metiierell. That'll do from you. I've had enough of your back
-answers. You talk too much.
-
-(_Knock at door. Mrs. Metherell, eyeing Elsie as she goes, opens door.
-Austin is outside._)
-
-Austin. Mrs. Metherell?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Yes.
-
-Elsie (_coming forward on hearing the voice_). Father! Austin. You here,
-Elsie! (_Entering--to Mrs. Metherell._) Thank you.
-
-(_Mrs. Metherell closes door grimly._)
-
-Well, Metherell, I've come to see how you are.
-
-Jack (_rising_). I wasn't carried off the field, but it isn't you I have
-to thank for it.
-
-Austin (_sincerely_). No. It's your own magnificent skill. I never saw
-such play.
-
-Mrs. Metiierell (_coming between them_). You'll excuse me, but I don't
-allow that kind of talk in here.
-
-Austin (_surprised_). But I was praising your son, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. He's buttered up too much outside. In here he get's his
-makeweight of the other thing.
-
-Jack. There's no more praise for me in this town, mother. I'm not
-popular. They've lost a lot of money on this match.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Was that your fault?
-
-Jack. I played for Birchester. The bets were made on Blackton before
-they knew I was transferred.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). They're blaming _you_ for that?
-
-Austin. Fair weather sportsmen!
-
-Jack. There's no denying I won the match for Birchester.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_indignantly_). Whose fault was it you played for
-Birchester? Yours? No. There stands the man you have to thank for that.
-
-Austin (_taken aback_). Really, Mrs. Metherell, I was hardly
-prepared----
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_accusingly_). You've made my Jack unpopular. That's
-what you've done. (_Looking at Jack proudly, while he expresses blank
-astonishment._) There never was a favourite like Jack. Not a man in the
-whole of Blackton but looked up to Jack, nor a woman but envied me my
-son.
-
-Jack. But, mother, I didn't know you cared. You've always----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You didn't know I cared! Because I haven't gone and
-shouted with the others round the field, because I haven't dinned it in
-your ears and did my level best to stop them spoiling you, do you think
-I took no pride in knowing you're the idol of the town? I'll show you if
-I care. Out of that door, Mr. Whitworth. Out of that door, I say. You've
-brought trouble on this house.
-
-Austin. Really, this is very embarrassing.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I'll embarrass you. You've made my Jack unpopular. What
-do you want here? Your daughter? Take her and go.
-
-Austin. What I wanted was a little private conversation with your son,
-Mrs Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metiierell. You've finished with my son. You're not his master now.
-
-Austin. No. But as a friend, I hoped----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. And you're not his friend.
-
-Austin. I can't make things clear if you won't let me, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. They're clear enough.
-
-Austin (_desperately_). Metherell, will you do me the favour of stepping
-outside with me for three minutes' business conversation?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_scoffing_). Business!
-
-Elsie. You have no business now with Jack that doesn't include me. If
-Jack goes, I go.
-
-Austin. This includes you.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Jack doesn't go. Jack stays where he is.
-
-Austin (_trying to be dignified_). Do you know who I am?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You're the man who's flitting me to Birchester. Turning
-me out of my house, me that's lived in Blackton all my life, to go to
-a strange town and buy in strange shops where'll they rob me, and live
-beside strangers instead of here where everybody knew me for the mother
-of Jack Metherell.
-
-Elsie. But from what Jack says, Mrs. Metherell, Black-ton won't be very
-pleasant for you now.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_hotly_). Who's made it so?
-
-Austin. Mrs. Metherell, can't we be friends? I've always been on
-friendly terms in Club affairs with Jack, until to-day.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. A lot can happen in a day.
-
-Austin. Yes. To-day the club has died.
-
-Elsie. Died!
-
-Austin. Yes. You know something of what the club has meant to me. I made
-it, built it, fostered it, and now it's dead. There's been a meeting
-since the match. The other directors had pence in where I had pounds.
-They won't put another farthing down to save the club, and I can't. I'm
-ruined. But that isn't what I'm here for now. I've lost to-day a greater
-thing than money.
-
-Elsie. Ruined! Father, what do you mean?
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You needn't fret. Ruined is a way of talking. He'll have
-a nest-egg left to pay your servants and your milliner's bills.
-
-Austin. No. It means literally ruined. Metherell has cause to know my
-case was pretty desperate.
-
-Jack. I didn't know how bad.
-
-Austin. Could you have acted any differently if you had?
-
-Jack. You know I couldn't.
-
-Austin (_sincerely_). No. You've showed up well to-day, and I've showed
-badly.
-
-Jack (_sympathetically_). You were in a hole.
-
-Austin. A man can never tell beforehand what he'll do in a tight corner,
-but he can be ashamed afterwards if he's done the wrong thing. And
-I'm--I'm trying now to snatch some rags of self-respect. Won't you help
-me, Mrs. Metherell?
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_graciously_). Well, maybe a drowning man can't be
-particular what straw he clutches at. What can I do?
-
-Austin. Jack was the straw I clutched. I tempted him, and, to his honour
-and my own dishonour, he withstood me. But I owe him reparation, and I
-want to pay. If I can see these two young people happy, I shan't feel
-utterly debased. I shall have rescued from the wreck enough to give me
-back my soul.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_hardening again_). That's a grand high way to talk
-about a bit of conscience-money.
-
-Austin (_humbly_). Yes, call it conscience-money if you like, although
-I have no money now, and money won't buy me back my peace of mind. I'm
-going to do the one thing in my power to right the wrong I did to Jack
-this afternoon. I'm going to put this marriage through.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_ironically_). Oh? What marriage may that be?
-
-Austin. Don't you know?
-
-Elsie. Of course she knows.
-
-Austin. Then that's all right, and a load's gone off my mind.
-
-Elsie. One moment, father.
-
-Austin. Yes. What is it?
-
-Elsie. I'm not so confident about it as I was.
-
-Austin. As you were when? It's not an hour since you defied the world to
-stand between you and Jack.
-
-Elsie. It's not the world that stands between. It's Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Jack. Elsie! (_Going towards her, then standing bewildered._)
-
-Austin. Mrs. Metherell! (_Turning to her genially_). Oh, come, we
-parents have to make this sacrifice to see our children happy.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. I care as much about Jack's happiness as you.
-
-Austin. Then we're unanimous. That's settled then.
-
-Elsie, (_quietly_). Not quite.
-
-Austin. Why not. (_Looking at Jack._) You told me my consent was all you
-wanted.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_eyeing Jack_). Did you?
-
-Jack. No. I said I'd want yours too.
-
-Austin. Of course. Well, you've got my consent now, freely, gladly
-given.
-
-Jack. Yes, I wanted that.
-
-Austin. Isn't that everything?
-
-Elsie. No. I've been thinking.
-
-Austin. I thought you knew your own mind, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. I didn't know Mrs. Metherell. Perhaps I didn't know Jack.
-
-Austin (_still with confidence_). There's been some lovers' tiff between
-you. Come, Elsie, I divided you this afternoon. Let me unite you now.
-What is the difficulty? I'm sure it's just a temporary trifle.
-
-Elsie. Whether it's temporary depends on how long Mrs. Metherell
-proposes to live.
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_enjoying herself_). I'm hearty, thank you. Mine's a
-long-lived family.
-
-Austin (_brushing the difficulty aside_). Mrs. Metherell won't stand in
-your way, Elsie.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Speak for yourself.
-
-Austin. Oh, now I see. You're feeling as I did. It took me by surprise.
-But I'm converted now, and you'll find you'll soon grow used to the
-idea. Once you and I were young ourselves, and----
-
-Elsie. Father, it's no use talking to Mrs. Metherell as if she was a
-reasonable being. It rests with Jack to choose.
-
-Jack. To choose?
-
-Elsie. Yes. Me or your mother. Which is it to be?
-
-Jack. I--I don't know. (_Glancing shiftily at Mrs. Metherell._)
-
-Mrs. Metherell (_menacingly_). You'd better know, and sharp.
-
-Jack. She's my mother, Elsie.
-
-Elsie. Yes. Who comes first? Your mother or the woman you--the woman I
-used to think you loved.
-
-Jack (_hurt_). Elsie, you know I love you.
-
-Elsie. Do I? Is it love? Love hasn't widened your horizon. Love should
-break through, but you can't see beyond your mother for all your love.
-
-Austin (_peace-making_). Elsie, you mustn't ask a man to make a choice
-like that. These relationships don't clash. They sort themselves out.
-
-Elsie. That's all you know about it. If you'd been here earlier, you'd
-have seen the clash all right.
-
-Austin. I didn't see it, but I know you're very capable of looking after
-yourself.
-
-Elsie. Oh, I can manage you. And I can manage Jack. You're men, but----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You can't manage me.
-
-Elsie (_agreeing_). I've met my match.
-
-Austin (_earnestly_). Elsie, I've set my heart on seeing you happy. My
-future's black. I see no future for myself at all, but I hoped that this
-one satisfaction would be granted me. You wanted Jack.
-
-Elsie. Yes, but----
-
-Austin. Do you still want him?
-
-Elsie. He's got a mother.
-
-Austin. Never mind her. Do you want him?
-
-Elsie. Yes. By himself.
-
-Austin. Very well. Metherell, do you want her?
-
-Jack. My mother doesn't want me to want her.
-
-Austin. No. But do you?
-
-Jack. It's like this----
-
-Elsie. It's no good, father. If wishing could kill Mrs. Metherell, she'd
-be dead at my feet.
-
-Jack. Elsie!
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Plain speaking breaks no bones. I can give as good as I
-get.
-
-Austin. May I speak plainly, then? Frankly, don't you think your
-attitude is selfish. We've all to see our children go from us, or the
-world would never get on. Let me appeal to you--and I think you will
-acknowledge that a man of my position is not accustomed to appeal to
-a woman of--well, you'll admit the difference between us, and the fact
-that I make very earnestly this petition should----
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Yes. I'll admit the difference between us. You're
-ruined. I'm not.
-
-Austin (_taken aback_). Ruined!
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Didn't you say so?
-
-Austin (_bitterly_). Yes. I'm ruined.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You've a family. It's a good lift to a ruined man with
-a family to get a daughter off his hands. That's why you've come to push
-her on to us. We mayn't be swells, but we can keep her, and that's more
-than you can do, so----
-
-Austin (_to Jack_). Metherell, you don't believe that, do you?
-
-Jack (_avoiding Mrs. Metherell's eye_). No. I think you're sorry you
-forgot yourself this morning.
-
-Austin. I've done my best to make amends.
-
-Jack. Yes.
-
-Austin. Is it----?
-
-Elsie. Yes, father. It's impossible.
-
-Jack. Elsie!
-
-Elsie (_to Jack_). Isn't it impossible?
-
-Jack (_after a pause while he looks from Elsie to Mrs. Metherell,
-finally meeting Mrs. Metherell's eye and bending his head._) Yes.
-
-(_Edmund knocks and enters without waiting._)
-
-Edmund. May I come in?
-
-Austin. You here, Edmund!
-
-Edmund. I came back for Elsie. I've been looking for you everywhere.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Well, now you've found him, you'd better take him away.
-I'll be charging some of you rent for the use of my room.
-
-Edmund. But what's happened?
-
-Elsie. Oh, you've won.
-
-Edmund. I've won?
-
-Elsie. Yes. The old guard. You and Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Yes. You saw it wouldn't do. You're the only Whitworth
-in your senses.
-
-Edmund. Thank you, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Austin (_cornering Edmund, anxiously_). You know we lost the match.
-
-Edmund. Yes. What are you going to do?
-
-Austin. I've not had time to think about myself. This affair came first.
-
-Edmund. Well, this is where I come in.
-
-Austin (_with a touch of an elder brother's contempt_). What can you do?
-The club's wound up.
-
-Edmund. If I like, I can do a good deal. I'm a bachelor with a good city
-practice, and no expensive hobbies, Austin.
-
-Austin (_bitterly_). I never thought it would come to this. My young
-brother.
-
-Edmund. Not so young. Oh, if it stings a bit, perhaps it ought to. You'd
-the old man's house and the lion's share of his money, and I've got
-to pull you out of the hole you dug yourself. There's only one person
-who'll like it less than you, and that's my energetic nephew.
-
-Austin. Leo!
-
-Edmund. I'll present Master Leo with his articles. The law's a splendid
-cure for lungs and laziness.
-
-Jack (_approaching Edmund_). Mr. Whitworth, there's no ill feeling, is
-there?
-
-Edmund. Not a bit.
-
-Jack. And Mr. Austin fancies he owes me something.
-
-Edmund. Oh?
-
-Austin. I have that bribery business badly on my mind.
-
-Edmund. What do you want, Metherell?
-
-Jack. I'm a man with ambitions, sir, and I heard what you said about Mr.
-Leo. Would you give me my articles?
-
-Edmund. My friend, you're an excellent footballer, but you'd make a
-shocking lawyer with that delicate conscience of yours.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. You'll go on living honestly, Jack.
-
-Jack (_submissively_). Yes, mother.
-
-Mrs. Metherell. And when you marry I'll choose you a decent hard-working
-girl who'll look after you properly, and not a butter-fingered lass
-who'll break your crockery and want waiting on hand and foot and----
-
-Edmund. Mrs. Metherell!
-
-Mrs. Metherell. Oh, I forgot you were there. I was just talking
-privately to my son, same as you've been doing amongst yourselves.
-
-Edmund. We've earned that. I beg your pardon, Mrs. Metherell.
-
-Elsie. Good-bye, Jack.
-
-Jack (_taking her hand_). Good-bye, Miss Whitworth.
-
-(_Elsie turns her face away. Edmund opens door._)
-
-Austin (_shaking his hand_). Metherell, I'm sorry.
-
-Jack. You did your best to make it right.
-
-(_Exit Austin._)
-
-Edmund (_at door_). Elsie.
-
-Elsie (_going to him_). Yes, uncle?
-
-Edmund (_going out with his arm round her_). London! (_Elsie smiles
-gladly at him as they go out. Mrs. Metherell places teapot on table.
-Jack sits and resumes his tea._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-Note.--_The "transfer" of a football player from one team to another
-cannot now be made with the rapidity shown in this play. At the time
-when "The Game" was written, such a transfer was possible. A year or
-two earlier, indeed transfers were made at least as quickly as in the
-play--and one is allowed a certain licence of compression in a play. The
-instance in point is recorded in the "World's Work" for September, 1912,
-In an article entitled, "Is Football a Business?"_
-
-_Mr. J. J. Bentley, ex-president and life member of the Football League,
-tells how he effected the transfer of a player named Charles Roberts
-from Grimsby to Manchester United on a Friday night, the player being at
-Grimsby, and Mr. Bentley in London. The matter was settled by telephone
-at midnight, and in sixteen hours after signing Roberts appeared in the
-Manchester United Colours._
-
-*****
-
-
-
-
-THE NORTHERNERS
-
-A DRAMA OF THE EIGHTEEN-TWENTIES
-
-
-CHARACTERS.
-
-
-_Factory Owners_. Ephraim Barlow; John Heppenstall
-
-Guy Barlow, _Ephraim's son_.
-
-Captain Las celles.
-
-Matthew Butterworth
-
-_Weavers_. Martin Kelsall; Joseph Healey; Henri Callard
-
-Mary Butterworth, _Matthew's wife._
-
-Ruth Butterworth, _his daughter._
-
-
-
-_The Scene is laid in Lancashire in 1820_.
-
-
-
-Act I. _Evening in Matt Butterworth's Cottage_.
-
-Act II.--_An evening six months later in Ephraim Barlow's house._
-
-Act III.--_The next night. A quarry on the moors_.
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-Act IV.--_Later the same night in Ephraim Barlow's house._
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-
-ACT I.
-
-_Interior of Matthew Butterworth's cottage. The room has three doors,
-one leading directly outside, one to the lean-to shed which holds the
-hand-loom, the third to the stairs. The cottage is that of a prosperous
-artisan of 1820, and the general standard of comfort little higher than
-that of a modern slum. The room is in darkness and through the door is
-heard the monotonous clickety-clackety of a handloom. A brisk knock
-is heard at the front door, and as Mary Butterworth opens the door l.,
-carrying a dip candle in an iron candlestick, the sound of the loom
-increases. She crosses, leaving candle on table and opens the front
-door. Outside are Joseph Healey, Martin Kelsall and Henri Callard._
-
-_Mary is fifty, dressed in a dark dress of linsey woolsey, with
-neckerchief of indigo blue printed cotton over her shoulders and a full
-apron of blue-and-white check round her waist. The men who enter are all
-obviously poorer. Joe Healey, the oldest of them, for instance, hopes in
-vain by buttoning high his waistcoat to hide the absence of a shirt. All
-wear clogs, breeches and coats more or less ragged and patched. Martin
-is twenty-four, thin to emaciation, but handsome and fervent. Henri
-carries himself well, wears his rags gallantly and his clothes are
-lighter coloured._
-
-*****
-
-Joe (_as Mary opens door_). Is Matthew in, Mrs. Butterworth?
-
-Mary (_without standing from door_). Yes. You'll hear his loom if you
-hearken.
-
-Joe. It's a sound that isn't often heard outside the factory nowadays.
-
-Mary. It's one that isn't often hushed in here. Matthew's busy.
-
-Henri (_half entering. Mary gives back_). Too busy to see us, Madame
-Butterworth?
-
-Joe (_entering and speaking importantly_). Tell him the 'Friends of the
-People are here to see him on the people's business.
-
-(_Henri and Martin enter, Martin closing the door._)
-
-Mary (_raising the candle to their faces_). I know you. I know you all.
-You, Joe Healey and young Martin Kendall, and you--you're the Frenchman.
-
-Henri (_bowing_). I am the Frenchman, madame.
-
-Mary (_replacing the candle, disgustedly_). Radicals, the three of you.
-
-Joe (_reprovingly_). We are Friends of the People.
-
-Mary. Yes. Friends of yourselves.
-
-Joe. Yes, of ourselves and of you and of Matthew there. We are the
-people.
-
-Mary (_militantly_). You're Radicals. And my Matthew's not a redcap like
-that Frenchie there that's fled his country to come disturbing quiet
-English folk with his nonsense.
-
-Henri. I left my country when the Bourbons entered it again.
-(_Rhetorically._) The blood I'd shed for freedom----
-
-Joe (_interrupting_). We'll talk to Matthew about all that.
-
-Mary (_standing, barring the door_). You will not talk to Matthew. I'll
-not have my man made a Radical, and run his head into a noose for the
-sake of----
-
-Martin (_quietly_). For the sake of freedom.
-
-Mary. We're free enough.
-
-Henri. You are free to starve. To be slaves of the cotton masters, who
-treat you worse than any grand seigneur would have treated his peasants
-under the Bourbons.
-
-Mary (_dryly_). Well, Matthew's busy.
-
-Joe. He's not too busy to attend to us. We want him out.
-
-Mary. And you'll not get him.
-
-Joe. I think we shall. (_Calling._) Matthew! Matthew Butterworth!
-
-Mary. Yes, you may call. You'll burst your lungs before he'll hear in
-there. He's working. You're idling. Don't try to interrupt a better man.
-
-(_Henri makes as if to force her from door, Joe checks him._)
-
-Joe. That's why we want him with us. Because we know him for the best
-weaver in these parts. Because he's treated by the master different from
-us and works at home instead of being driven into the factory. We want
-the best man on the people's side and none of us but gives old Matthew
-best. That's what we think of your husband, Mrs. Butterworth.
-
-Mary. And it's what I think, so you needn't fancy that it's news to me.
-He's better sense than to go wasting time on a pack of crazy Radicals.
-
-(_The loom stops, the door is thrown open and Matthew speaks off_)
-
-Matthew. Mary, fetch that candle back. I cannot see to weave properly
-with only one.
-
-Joe. Let your loom be, Matthew, and come here. We've need of you.
-
-(_Matthew enters in his shirt sleeves, stout waistcoat and breeches. He
-is a man of sixty, solidly built with square face and grey hair, bowed
-with bending to his loom._) Matthew. What's the to-do about?
-
-Mary (_holding his arm_). They've come to trap you, Matthew.
-
-Matthew. Trap me? They'll be wide awake.
-
-Mary. Don't listen to them, Matt. They're Radicals.
-
-Joe We're Reformers. You know us, Matthew.
-
-Matthew. Aye, I know you. You, Martin! You become
-a Radical?
-
-Martin. Empty bellies make Radicals, Mr. Butterworth. Empty bellies and
-the Corn Tax and bread at thirteenpence the quartern loaf.
-
-Matthew. Empty bellies make fools then. I can hear you've picked up the
-Radical cant. What do you want with me?
-
-Joe. We've come to reason with you, Matthew.
-
-Mary. Oh, if you're going to listen to them, I'll sit in yonder.
-
-Matthew (_sharply_). Don't touch the loom, now.
-
-(_Exit Mary._)
-
-Well, what is it? I haven't time to spend on argument.
-
-Henri. Then give us your advice, Mr. Butterworth, your help.
-
-Matthew. I'm not a politician.
-
-(_Martin sits wearily on settle._)
-
-Joe. Maybe you're not. But you're a man. And you know how things are
-with us. They're different with you.
-
-Matthew. And why?
-
-Henri. Because you're the favourite of Mr. Barlow.
-
-Matthew. If you weren't an ignorant Frenchman you'd suffer for those
-words. I'm not a favourite. It isn't me. It's my work. There's never
-been a yard of faulty cloth made on my loom. It's good. It's the honest
-work of a man that takes a pride in making it good, not like your rotten
-machine-made muck that's turned out at the factory. That's why Mr.
-Barlow sends me yarn to weave. He gets his special price for the cloth
-I weave and he knows it pays to let me weave it. That's not making a
-favourite of me. It's business.
-
-Joe (_quietly_). It's making an exception of you, Matthew. You're
-working all the hours God sends, but you're drawing good money every
-week and you're living in comfort with your missus and your daughter
-both at home. My girls are in the factory and the wages of the lot of us
-don't keep the cold and hunger from our door.
-
-Matthew. What else do you expect but distress when you've let them get
-machines to do the work of men? It's Arkwright's spinning frames and
-Watt's steam engines that take the bread from your mouths. It isn't
-Barlow's, nor Heppenstall's, nor Whitworth's over the hill, nor
-Mottershead's, nor any of the manufacturers. It's steel and iron that
-have got you down, and more fools you for letting them.
-
-Henri. You talk like one of us already.
-
-Matthew. Aye? Only I'm not one of you.
-
-Joe. Is it our fault? We can't all weave like you. We're not all master
-craftsmen with looms of our own and no debts hanging round our necks.
-The machines are there. We can't get beyond it.
-
-Henri. We can break the machines.
-
-Matthew (_sharply_). No violence. Violence never did anybody good.
-
-Henri. We did no good in France until we took the Bastille.
-
-Matthew. And did that do any good? You're here, in exile, because your
-countrymen forgot the Bastille and welcomed Louis Bourbon back.
-
-Joe (_soberly_). I'm against violence myself till all else fails. That
-what we want of you, Matt. Help us to escape violence.
-
-Matt. What help?
-
-Joe. Will you go to London?
-
-Matt. London?
-
-Joe. Yes. (_Very earnestly._) They don't know there. They cannot know or
-else they wouldn't let things go on and let poor weavers starve. Eight
-shillings have I taken from the factory this week. Eight shillings and
-the loaf at thirteenpence! We want to tell the Government we're starving
-while the masters stink of brass. Wages must go higher or taxes lower.
-They must do something.
-
-Matthew. Why should I go? I'm not a factory hand.
-
-Henri. That's why they'll listen to a word from you. We'll go too,
-some of us, but there's little use in that because we're known to be
-reformers. There are Government spies in every Democratic Club. You can
-hardly trust your nearest friend. The spies are everywhere.
-
-Matthew. How do you make out they don't know about us, then?
-
-Joe. They can't. Even Parliament men aren't fiends from Hell.
-
-Matthew. It's no good going to London. Think of the March of the
-Blanketeers.
-
-Joe. Think of it! Wasn't I one of them? One of the thousands who met on
-Ardwick Green, and the hundreds that met the Yeomanry at Stockport, and
-the tens that struggled through to Macclesfield?
-
-Matthew (_scornfully_). Yes. You got as far as Macclesfield. Do you
-think they'll let you get to London to tell them? Do you think
-they _want_ to know? And if they do get there, and tell them, the
-manufacturers will be there first telling them another tale, and whose
-tale do you think they'll believe? Yours or theirs? Going to London's a
-fool's errand. They _do_ know and they don't care. They're South, we're
-North, and what the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve at. You
-made your beds, when you let Arkwright set up his machinery, and you've
-to lie on them.
-
-Martin (_rising dejectedly_). God help the poor!
-
-Henri (_turning fiercely on him_). God helps those that help themselves.
-I'll hear you weavers sing the Marseillaise before I die.
-
-Joe (_to Matthew_). You're against violence and you're against politics.
-What _do_ you favour?
-
-Matthew (_grimly_). I favour work and I favour my loom, and if you've
-said your say I'll be getting back to it.
-
-Joe. Aye, that's the old story. Work, and every man for himself and his
-hand against his neighbour, while the masters join to keep us down.
-
-Matthew. I've something else to do than falling out with my bread and
-cheese. I'm not a politician, I'm a weaver, and I've not got time for
-two jobs. I'm not a Republican neither. I throw the shuttle and I don't
-throw stones.
-
-Henri. Coward. It is because you do not dare.
-
-Matthew (_contemptuously_). It's well for you you're French and it's
-known you'd break if an Englishman touched you with his hand.
-
-Joe. It's well for you you're prosperous with your loom at home and your
-women at home and your daughter dressed like----
-
-(_Enter Ruth Butterworth by the front door. She is twenty-one, dark,
-passionate, tall, in a plain, narrow-skirted, short-sleeved gown of
-woolsey, with a bright-coloured cotton handkerchief crossed over the
-bust and tied at the back of the short waist, dress low at the neck,
-straw bonnet and boots._)--like she is. (_Preparing to go._) I'm grieved
-we've failed to move you, but you're better off than us, and it's the
-skill of your hands you have to thank for it. Machinery has played the
-very hangment with the rest of us. Good-night, Matt.
-
-Matthew. Good-night, Joe Healey. (_They shake. Matthew looks
-contemptuously at Henri._) Take your Republican with you. I've a word in
-season to say to young Martin Kelsall.
-
-(_Exeunt Joe and Henri. Ruth stands by settle._)
-
-Now, my lad, you came here to see me a week ago.
-
-Martin (_looking guiltily at Ruth, who shows surprise_). Yes, Mr.
-Butterworth.
-
-Matthew. You said nowt about being a Radical then. Martin. I came on
-other business.
-
-Matthew. And you said nowt about starving bellies. If you can't make
-brass enough to fill one belly, you'll be hard put to it to fill two.
-
-Ruth. That's all over, father.
-
-Matthew. Is it? Did he speak to you?
-
-Ruth. Yes. I told him "no."
-
-Martin (_to Ruth_). Have I no chance?
-
-Matthew. A chance of what? Of taking Ruth from here, where she's all a
-woman wants, and making her starve alongside of you and expecting her to
-go into the factory to help you to make a livelihood. My daughter's not
-for your sort, my lad.
-
-Ruth. I told him that.
-
-Martin. Yes, you told me, but I haven't finished hoping yet.
-
-Matthew. If you're hoping for a wife to work for you, you've come to the
-wrong shop this time.
-
-Martin. You're a proud man, Mr. Butterworth, and, Ruth, you're proud and
-all. I'm just a weaver lad that loves you and _'_ud work till I drop for
-you. And maybe you'll find out your mistake some day. Proud you may be
-and proud you are, but if you're not above taking a warning from me,
-you'll be careful where you walk o' nights. There's company that's
-dangerous for you.
-
-Matthew (_suspiciously_). What's that?
-
-Ruth (_quickly_). Who cares what a man says when he's sent about his
-business?
-
-Matthew. You're right there, lass. It's not for me to take notice of his
-words.
-
-Martin. Then take notice of this, Ruth. I love you. I always shall. No
-matter what happens, I always shall. And I'm a patient man. I'm used to
-waiting.
-
-Ruth. You'll be more used to it if you're going to wait for me.
-
-Martin (_doggedly_). I'm going to wait.
-
-Matthew (_opening the door, grimly_). Good-night to you. (_Slight pause,
-then Martin moves to door._)
-
-Martin (_going_). Good-night.
-
-(_Exit Martin._)
-
-Matthew. I'll be getting back to my loom. I've wasted too much time
-to-night.
-
-(_Exit Matthew. The sound of the loom is heard, and, immediately she
-hears it, Ruth opens the front door and calls._)
-
-Ruth. Martin! Martin, come back a minute.
-
-(_After a moment Martin reciters._)
-
-Martin. You want me?
-
-Ruth. I want to speak to you before you go.
-
-Martin (_advancing_). Ruth!
-
-Ruth. No. Don't mistake me. I haven't changed my mind, but I want you to
-understand. Just now, you tried to warn me.
-
-Martin. Yes? I warn you again. It isn't safe.
-
-Ruth. You mean Guy Barlow?
-
-Martin. Yes, you know I mean Guy Barlow.
-
-Ruth. That's what I wanted to be certain of. I wanted you to know that
-what I do is done with open eyes.
-
-Martin. You're playing with fire.
-
-Ruth. It won't be me that's burnt. I've got my purpose clear and strong
-before me, Martin. It's you put this thing in my mind and I'm going
-through with it for your sake.
-
-Martin. For my sake! A lot you care for me.
-
-Ruth. That's neither here nor there.
-
-Martin. No more than a month ago I'd have broken the jaw of any man that
-said you weren't my wench. We hadn't spoke it out to each other, but
-I thought it was that sure it didn't need the speaking. And then you
-changed and I found out what changed you. So I thought I'd save you if I
-could. I asked you, and you said "No." I asked your father and I got
-my answer to-night. And now, you'll go your way, the woman I love. God
-knows what's changed you, but----
-
-Ruth. Nothing has changed me, Martin.
-
-Martin. Then marry me.
-
-Ruth. No.
-
-Martin. You don't love me.
-
-Ruth. I haven't said I did.
-
-Martin. Yes, you have. Not in words, I grant you, but if looks mean
-anything you've told it me a hundred times. Do you think he'll marry
-you? He won't. Marriage is not what Guy Barlow wants. I could tell you
-tales----
-
-Ruth. You needn't. I'll make him marry me.
-
-Martin. He didn't marry the others.
-
-Ruth. Had they my beauty?
-
-Martin. Beauty! Yes, you're beautiful. By God, you are.
-
-Ruth. I've the gift of beauty, Martin, and I'm going to use it.
-
-Martin. Because he's rich, and I'm poor.
-
-Ruth. No, because he's powerful over others and I want power over him.
-When you and I have gone our walks and been together on the moors, did
-we talk of nothing but the stars? You told me dreams, dreams of all the
-things you'd do if some great god gave you the power. It's I shall have
-that power, Martin, and use it in the way you taught me. Your thoughts,
-your dreams--and my pretty face gives me the chance to take your dreams
-and make them live. That's what I'm going to do.
-
-Martin. It's nothing but another dream.
-
-Ruth. It's real this time, Martin.
-
-Martin. But we did talk of the stars sometimes, and of ourselves and----
-
-Ruth. That was the dream. That was happiness.
-
-Martin. Why shouldn't we be happy? It's a crime to throw yourself away
-on him for the sake of us.
-
-Ruth. No, it's a crusade. I hope We shall be happy, but not together,
-Martin. I shan't do it all in a day, even after he has married me, but
-I shall manage him in time, and all this misery shall cease. You do
-believe I shall, don't you, Martin? You do approve?
-
-Martin (_after a pause_). God give you strength.
-
-Ruth. I think He will. You understand now, Martin?
-
-Martin. I understand. (_Slight pause._) Ruth, are you sure?
-
-Ruth (_calmly_). I'm going through with it. Good-night, Martin.
-
-Martin (_approaching her, then backing as she gives no encouragement_).
-Good-night, Ruth.
-
-(_Exit Martin. Ruth closes the door, then takes off her hat as Mary
-enters._)
-
-Mary (_sourly_). So you've come in. And where have you been?
-
-Ruth. Out.
-
-Mary. You've a fancy for going out o' nights.
-
-Ruth. I suppose I'm old enough to please myself when I go out.
-
-Mary. I suppose you think you are. Times are changed since I was young.
-I'd have got the rolling-pin at my head if I'd answered your grandmother
-back the way you answer me. I'd never any time for going out at nights.
-Too busy spinning. (_She busies herself getting out crockery, etc.,
-putting it on table without cloth._)
-
-Ruth. Machines spin now.
-
-Mary. And women and children watch the machines. But of course I mustn't
-say owt of that. Send you to the factory and I'd know where to put my
-hand on you. But no. What's good enough for others isn't good enough for
-you.
-
-Ruth. They're fitted for the factory.
-
-Mary. And what are you fitted for? Nowt, but to fancy yourself a fine
-lady. I know if I was your father, I'd have you working for the bread
-you eat and the clothes you wear, like every other girl about. But he's
-got his way and made an idler of you.
-
-Ruth. Perhaps he's right.
-
-Mary. It's not my way of bringing up a girl.
-
-Ruth. Never mind, mother. I'll be surprising you one of these days.
-
-Mary. Yes. You're always in the right. You're like your father. Got
-stiff neck with pride.
-
-Ruth. Maybe, I've cause for pride.
-
-Mary. And maybe you haven't, and all, and if you have I've never seen
-cause for it.
-
-Ruth. You shall do very soon.
-
-Mary. You're hiding something.
-
-Ruth. It won't be hidden long.
-
-Mary. What is it now? Out with it, lass.
-
-Ruth. Not yet, mother. I'll tell you when there's anything to tell.
-
-(_A knock is heard. Mary opens door after momentary surprise. Outside
-are Ephraim and Guy Barlow. Ephraim is a man of about sixty, well
-covered with flesh, clean-shaven, grey, square in the face, but not too
-strong of feature, wearing a short-bodied, long-tailed bottle-green
-coat, breeches to match, waistcoat, ruffled shirt frill, low-crowned
-black beaver hat with narrow curly rim, and thick draft top-coat, long
-in the skirt and with a huge collar Guy is twenty-eight, with fair hair
-and a stronger face than his father. He is clean-shaven and his clothes
-more fashionable and of finer material than the stout durable cloth
-Ephraim prefers. He has trousers instead of knee breeches._)
-
-Ephraim. Is this Matt Butterworth's?
-
-Mary. Surely, Mr. Barlow. Will you step inside? (_Holding door open._)
-
-Ephraim (_entering_). It's what I came to do.
-
-(_Guy follows. Mary closes door._)
-
-That'll be Matt at his loom?
-
-Mary. Yes. I'll bring him to you. (_Crosses, opens door._) Matt, here's
-the master.
-
-Matthew (_entering, putting on his coat_). The master! Ephraim. Good
-evening, Matt.
-
-Matthew. You'll sit down, won't you?
-
-Ephraim. Thanks.
-
-Matthew. And you too, Mr. Guy.
-
-Guy. Thank you.
-
-Matt. Well, I'm glad to see you here, and if so be as bread and cheese
-and ale are not beneath you, there's enough for all.
-
-Ephraim (_half heartedly_). Well, thankee, Matt Butterworth----
-
-Guy (_interrupting_). No. It's business brings us here, not eating. (_To
-Matthew._) My father has something to say to you.
-
-(_At a glance from Matthew, Mary and Ruth go out._)
-
-Ephraim. Yes, I thought I'd come and tell you here instead of sending
-for you up to factory.
-
-Matthew (_grimly_). It's as well you did come. You'd not have got me
-there by sending. I've never entered factory gate and never will.
-
-Ephraim (_good-naturedly_). You're a pig-headed old stick in-the-mud,
-Matt. You won't move with the times.
-
-Matthew. Not when the times move to factories.
-
-Ephraim. Well, well, you're an obstinate fellow. What's wrong with
-factories?
-
-Matthew. What isn't wrong? They're bits of hell spewed up on earth.
-
-Guy. You'd better keep a civil tongue in your head.
-
-Matthew. I'm talking to your father, Mr. Guy, and we've known each other
-long enough to speak what's in our minds. You're a young man and the
-young get used to changes quickly. You find machines a natural state
-of things. I'll tell you how things were before the factories came and
-progress got a hold over everything. I'd open yon door in a morning
-and I'd see children playing in the fields. Where are the children now?
-Driven into your factory at five in the morning pretty nigh as soon as
-they can walk and thrashed with a cane to keep the poor little devils
-awake when all the nature in them's crying out for sleep. I'd go into
-a neighbour's cottage and I'd see a loom with a warp on it and a weaver
-taking pride in his work. You've taken the work away from men and given
-it to machines. And the worst is the machines don't care. You send out
-miles of cloth for every inch we used to weave, and every yard you send
-as full of faults as an egg of meat. It's that you've done with your
-factories, young sir. You've broken the weaver's spirit and you've
-killed the joy he used to take in honest craftsmanship. It's quality
-that used to count and a man _'_ud think shame to himself to produce a
-cloth that's full of weaving faults. There are no weavers now. They're
-servants of a steam engine.
-
-Guy. I'm sorry it upsets you, Mr. Butterworth, but facts are too much
-for you. Hand looms are played out.
-
-Matthew (_intensely convinced_). Never, while good workmanship endures.
-If they want the best, they'll come to the handloom weaver for it.
-
-Guy. Yes, but you see they don't want the best.
-
-Matthew. They want designs that a man conceives in joy and executes with
-pride. They want a cloth that shows he's taken pride in making it, and
-knows it's his design and not a copy of another's.
-
-Guy. We can sell a hundred pieces of the same design with as little
-trouble as your one.
-
-Matthew. And which _'_ull wear longest?
-
-Guy. We don't want cloth to wear, we want it to sell.
-
-Matthew (_dismissing him, sadly_). Mr. Guy, it's a hard thing to say
-of your father's son, but I've a fear you're a godless youth. (_To
-Ephraim._) What was it you wanted of me, Mr. Barlow?
-
-Ephraim (_awkwardly_). You've made it rather hard to tell you that. I
-didn't know you thought so badly of the factories. (_Turning._) Guy, I
-think, perhaps----
-
-Guy (_curtly_). No. If you won't speak out, I will.
-
-(_Slight pause. Then Ephraim gives Guy leave by a glance._) We want you
-to come into the factory, Butterworth.
-
-Matthew (_startled_). I? In factory?
-
-Guy. Yes.
-
-Matthew. But----
-
-Guy. You're the last man on our pay-sheets working out. We must have
-uniformity. We want you in.
-
-Matthew. You want me, Mr. Guy. I can see who _'_tis I have to thank for
-this. It's you that have brought the old master here to stand by while
-you say these things to me.
-
-Guy. Well, as it happened, you're so far wrong that I'd no intention of
-coming in at all, only I was going home from a walk (_glancing away, as
-if after Ruth_), and met him on his way here.
-
-Matthew (_to Ephraim_). Mr. Barlow, it isn't _your_ wish that I----
-
-Ephraim. Well, Matt, we've had complaints. (_Querulously._) Weavers
-nowadays are a grumbling, discontented lot, and----
-
-Matthew. Aye. Power-loom weavers are, and have cause to be. Before you
-started factories folk could save. It was a saying here that every man
-in the valley owned his own house and the one next door to it.
-
-Epiiraim. They complain I make a favourite of you, and, as Guy says, we
-must have uniformity. It's just a point of discipline.
-
-Matthew. Yes, I know what discipline means. Discipline means ringing
-them into your factory at five in the morning and out at seven in the
-evening, and uniformity means fifty looms in rows all tied to a steam
-engine and every loom weaving the same pattern.
-
-Guy. Look here, Butterworth, you were working when we came in. Working
-at nine o'clock at night.
-
-Matthew. Do I complain of that? Not me. I can please myself what hours
-I work. It's nowt to me what time the engine stops. My engine's here.
-(_Indicating his arms._)
-
-Guy. Yes, and because it is, you never let it rest. Come into the
-factory and you've finished at seven.
-
-Matthew. I'm _sent_ away at seven. I'm under orders. I'm my own master
-here, Mr. Guy, and have been all my life. If I want to work, I work, and
-if I want to play, I play, and there's nobody to stop me, whether it's
-tramping over the moors getting my mind choke full of the new designs
-that come to me when I'm walking through the green, resting my eyes, or
-whether it's a cock-fight and a bellyful of ale--and you've no need
-to look shocked neither, Mr. Barlow, for I've seen time afore you got
-meddling with machines when you went cock-fighting yourself, and you
-weren't too big in those days to drink with me, too. And now you're
-telling me to come and weave in factory.
-
-Ephraim. Oh, nay, Matt, I'm not.
-
-Matthew. Well, I don't know. You've stood there and heard him tell me
-I'm to come in.
-
-Ephraim. But not as weaver, Matt.
-
-Matthew. What then?
-
-Ephraim. As overlooker, and not a man in Lancashire that's better fitted
-for it.
-
-Matthew (_soberly weighing it_). Aye. That's no more than truth.
-
-Ephraim. I'm not flattering. I'm a business man, and I'm choosing the
-best man for the job.
-
-Matthew. And I'm refusing it, for I'm a business man and I've got a
-better job. I've an old loom in yonder and as long as she hangs together
-I'll go on weaving cloth as cloth should be woven, by the skilful hand
-of a man to designs of his own contriving. To hell with uniformity.
-There's beauty in a loom and nowt but beastly ugliness in a row of
-looms.
-
-Guy (_coldly_). Where do you get your yarn from, Butter-worth?
-
-Matthew. Why, from you.
-
-Guy. And you've been selling your cloth to us?
-
-Matthew. Yes.
-
-Guy. We can take no more.
-
-Matthew (_staggered_). You can't take my cloth, my beautiful cloth?
-
-Ephraim (_with sympathy_). It's true, Matt. Good cloth means a good
-price and people won't pay it.
-
-Matthew. It's your fault, then. That's what you've brought them to.
-You've spoilt them with your factory rubbish.
-
-Guy. They want cheap cloth. We provide it. Yours is dear. We can't sell
-it.
-
-Matthew. Then I'll sell my own. I'll find buyers.
-
-Ephraim. It's no use, Matt. Take my word for it, there are no customers
-to-day for cloth like yours. What between paying the country's bill for
-licking Bonaparte and power looms for silk and linen there's no demand
-for cotton cloth of your quality.
-
-Guy. And you'll get no more yarn from us.
-
-Matthew. You're not the only ones.
-
-Guy. Nor from others. We're going to make an end of the whole breed of
-hand-loom weavers.
-
-Matthew. We'll not be ended easy.
-
-Guy. We want you in the factories. The factories are hungering for the
-right men.
-
-Matthew. And men are hungry because of the factories. Don't tell me my
-cloth won't sell. It's cloth that sells itself.
-
-Ephraim. Don't you believe me, Matt?
-
-Matthew. I don't believe you know what my cloth's like. Do you see it
-yourself up yonder?
-
-Ephraim. Well--no.
-
-Matthew (_going to door_). Then come in here and I'll show you. You'll
-not be telling me then there are no decent housewives left to buy a
-cloth like mine. (_Exit._)
-
-Guy (_to Ephraim, who is following_). Oh, what's the good of wasting
-time on him?
-
-Ephraim. Best humour him, Guy. Don't come. I'll get him round.
-
-Guy. Psh! You're too soft with the old fool.
-
-Ephraim. And you're too hard. Matt and I were friends before you were
-born.
-
-(_Exit Ephraim. Guy moves impatiently, then sits on table. Enter Ruth._)
-
-Ruth (_surprised and not cordial_). I thought you'd gone. I heard no
-voices.
-
-Guy. I schemed to get them into there. Do you think I'd go without a
-word with you? (_Approaching her._)
-
-Ruth (_coldly, holding him at arm's length_). We've parted once
-to-night. What do you want with me?
-
-Guy. I want everything except to part again. You witch, what have you
-done to me? I haven't a nerve but tingles for the touch of you. I'm all
-burnt up. The night's a tossing fever, and the day's a cruel nightmare
-till evening comes and brings me sight of you.
-
-Ruth (_backing_). Don't touch me, please.
-
-Guy. How long am I to hold myself in leash? It's more than flesh and
-blood can stand. My God, I wonder if you know how beautiful you are.
-
-Ruth. I have a mirror in my room.
-
-Guy. I'm jealous of that mirror, Ruth. Jealous of a piece of glass
-because it sees you every day.
-
-Ruth. You've seen me every evening for a month.
-
-Guy. And I'm no farther than when we began. You're hot and cold by turn.
-You lead me on and thrust me off. You play with me. To-night you said
-you wouldn't walk with me to-morrow.
-
-Ruth. And time I did. I've walked with you too much. A change of company
-is good.
-
-Guy (_startled_). Company? What company?
-
-Ruth (_dryly_). My mother's. You say you're where you were when we
-begun. Perhaps you are. But I am not. It's no new thing for you to go
-your walks with a weaver's lass. But it's new for me to be the lass. Do
-you think there are no wagging tongues about?
-
-Guy. It's news to me that you give heed to gossip. You're not going to
-talk about your reputation, are you?
-
-Ruth. No. I shan't _talk_ about it, Guy.
-
-Guy (_scornfully_). I thought you made of finer stuff.
-
-Ruth. Than those others you have walked with?
-
-Guy (_sharply_). What's that to do with you?
-
-Ruth. Nothing, but that I find it good to know about them.
-
-Guy. This is strange talk for a woman.
-
-Ruth (_dryly_). Folk always say I should have been a man.
-
-Guy (_ardently_). Thank God, you're not. It's better to rule a man than
-be one, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Do I rule you?
-
-Guy. You've made a slave of me. I'm at your feet.
-
-Ruth. You told the others that.
-
-Guy. Had they your beauty?
-
-Ruth. Then I've the greater cause to guard it.
-
-Guy. You haven't talked like this outside.
-
-Ruth. I'm inside now. This is my father's cottage.
-
-Guy. You've been like this to-night. Perverse. As if you didn't know
-what passion meant. As if you laughed at me for being on fire for you.
-You've come half-way to meet me till to-night. You've answered love with
-love. You've been a fine free glory of a woman that it was heaven to
-be near and hell to be away from, that knew to be in love was to be
-upraised above the talk of fools and what a pair of lovers do is right
-because they do it for their love.
-
-Ruth (_absently_). Yes. What lovers do is right even if it's to
-renounce.
-
-Guy. Renounce? What are you talking about?
-
-Ruth. I was thinking of a pair of lovers that I know.
-
-Guy (_roughly_). Then stop thinking of them. Think of us.
-
-Ruth. I'm thinking of myself.
-
-Guy. You're in a curious mood to-night.
-
-Ruth. To-night I'm being prudent.
-
-Guy (_scornfully_). Prudent! Love isn't prudent. Prudence was made for
-cowards, not for lovers. Ruth, you're not a coward.
-
-Ruth (_absently_). I think that what I'm doing now is the bravest thing
-I ever did. (_At him._) What do you make of it all?
-
-Guy (_trying to be light_). I think you're a mischievous tease, and----
-
-Ruth. I'm quite in earnest. I was in earnest when I let you talk to me
-of love and still in earnest when I told you I could walk with you no
-more.
-
-Guy. Ruth! You didn't mean it?
-
-Ruth. I meant it all. Did you?
-
-Guy (_surprised_). Did I?
-
-Ruth. About your love.
-
-Guy. Why should you doubt me, Ruth?
-
-Ruth. I'll tell you. Because in all your talk of love, you have used
-a lot of words, but there is one word that you haven't spoken yet, and
-that I'd like to hear before I go my walks with you again.
-
-Guy. What word?
-
-Ruth. Marriage.
-
-Guy (_staggered, then recovering_). Marriage! Well, isn't it early days
-for that?
-
-Ruth. With some men and some women it would be over early. When you're
-the man and I the woman, it isn't early.
-
-Guy. Marriage! There's a directness about you.
-
-Ruth (_simply_). Yes, there is.
-
-Guy. I'm taken by surprise, but----
-
-Ruth (_quietly_). Are you?
-
-Guy. I've been too busy simply loving you to think of marriage.
-(_Quickly._) Yes, Ruth, of course we're going to be married. It would be
-monstrous in me ever to have intended anything else. But--er--you know,
-there's my father. We shall have to keep the marriage secret. Just the
-clergyman and no witnesses to make quite sure of secrecy.
-
-Ruth (_moving to door as if leaving him and opening it_). Good-bye, Mr.
-Barlow.
-
-Guy (_staring at her_). Ruth!
-
-Ruth. Good-bye. Yes. Look at me well. It's your last look at close
-quarters.
-
-Guy (_by her_). No, by Heaven, it's not.
-
-Ruth (_still holding the door open_). You've told me much about my
-beauty. You hold my beauty cheap.
-
-Guy. Your beauty is the richest, finest thing in all the world.
-
-Ruth. A secret marriage!
-
-Guy. What's changed you, Ruth? You've shown yourself to me a soft and
-yielding woman. To-night, you're hard, suspicious.
-
-Ruth (_closing door_). To-night, I mean to strike a bargain with you.
-
-Guy. Lovers don't talk of bargains.
-
-Ruth. There's always time to talk of love. To-night, we'll talk of
-marriage, if you please.
-
-Guy. You mean to be wilful.
-
-Ruth. I mean that if you want me there's a price to pay, and a secret
-marriage by a puppet priest with no witnesses is too low a price for me.
-
-Guy (_blustering_). You thought that!
-
-Ruth (_calmly_). Wasn't I right? How badly do you want me, Mr. Guy
-Barlow? You see me, and you know the price.
-
-Guy (_quite shocked_). You didn't talk this way outside. You've made it
-all so ugly. You've taken all romance away.
-
-Ruth. Romance is safe for men. It's dangerous for women. You tell me I
-was soft and yielding. What if I'd been too soft, and yielded further
-than I should? You'd still have life, and life would still be beautiful
-for you and you'd be looking for another woman with a pretty face to
-make love beautifully with you. But I'd be dead. I should have killed
-myself and you'd forget me in a little while.
-
-Guy (_genuinely moved_). Ruth, stop! I'm not a black-guard.
-
-Ruth. I'm hoping not, if I'm to be your wife.
-
-Guy. I never meant you harm. I simply didn't think.
-
-Ruth. You thought fast enough of a secret marriage. You remembered to be
-prudent, and prudence, as I think you said, is made for cowards, not for
-lovers. Are you a coward, Mr. Guy?
-
-Guy. I'm a lover, Ruth. Will you be my wife?
-
-Ruth (_with slight shudder_). Yes.
-
-Guy (_holding her_). I've got you now.
-
-Ruth. Yes. For better or for worse, you've got me now.
-
-Guy. For better than the best. I never knew till I met you what love
-could do to a man. Ruth, you won't remember what you fancied that I
-thought to-night? You won't have that against me? It really wasn't so.
-
-Ruth. I have only room for one thought now. I remember that you're going
-to marry me.
-
-Guy (_lightly_). In a precious few days, you'll remember that I have
-married you. I'm not cut out for waiting.
-
-Ruth. I shall not keep you waiting.
-
-(_Enter Ephraim and Matthew._)
-
-Ephraim. Well, that's settled now, Matt.
-
-Matthew (_like a beaten man_). Yes, it's settled. I'll be at factory
-come five to-morrow morning.
-
-Guy. That's good.
-
-Matthew. Is it? I'll tell you this much, Mr. Barlow, it's a bad night's
-work you've done.
-
-Guy. If you're talking to me, it's the best night's work I've ever done.
-
-Matthew (_morosely_). I was talking to your father.
-
-Ephraim. Well, well, we must agree to differ.
-
-Matthew. And it won't be the last of our differences, neither. It's my
-punishment, this is. I've been a proud man and I'm humbled. Some weaver
-lads come here this very night asking me to join in with them.
-
-Ephraim. Join? In what?
-
-Matthew. Ah, well, I'll leave you to guess in what. I sent them off with
-a good big flea in their ear: told them a hand-loom weaver had nowt to
-do with their sort. I've everything to do with their sort now. I'm one
-of them, and if they have owt to say, or do against you and your ways,
-I'll say and do it with them. You've made a Radical to-night.
-
-Ephraim. Now, Matt, don't try to threaten me. We've met as friends too
-often in the days gone by for that.
-
-Matthew. Yes, before you started getting up in the world by climbing on
-other men's shoulders.
-
-Ephraim. And if you'll let me, we'll go on being friends.
-
-Ruth. Of course you will. Now more than ever.
-
-Matthew (_roughly_). You don't know what you're talking about, lass.
-
-Ruth. Tell them, Guy.
-
-Ephraim. Guy?
-
-Guy. Mr. Butterworth, you and my father must be friends, because I'm
-going to marry Ruth.
-
-Matthew. What's that?
-
-Ruth. Yes, father, it's true.
-
-Matthew (_excitedly calling and opening door_). Here, Mary! Mary, where
-are you?
-
-(_Enter Mary._)
-
-Here's our Ruth going to wed the young master. What do you say to that?
-
-Mary (_judicially_). I say the young master's doing well for himself.
-
-Ephraim (_sourly_). Nobody asks what I think.
-
-Guy. That'll be all right, father.
-
-Ephraim. Will it?
-
-Guy. Oh, I'll tell you about it walking home. You've Mr. Butterworth's
-hand to shake.
-
-Ephraim (_dryly_). It just depends if he's still a Radical.
-
-Matthew. Me? I'm a maze. I don't know what I am.
-
-Ephraim (_genially smiling_). I'll chance it then. (_They shake._) Good
-night, Matt. (_Genially._) Good night.
-
-Guy. To-morrow, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Yes, Guy, to-morrow.
-
-(_Exeunt Ephraim and Guy._)
-
-Mary (_going to Ruth as if to kiss her_). Well, lass, you said you'd
-surprise us. You have and all. Biggest surprise I ever had. Wedding the
-young master. Something like a match now this is.
-
-Ruth. Don't, mother. I'm so ashamed.
-
-Mary. Ashamed? Where's the shame in getting wed? We all come to it.
-
-Matthew. And you've come to it rare and well. And me thinking in yonder
-while Mr. Barlow talked to me I'd have small cause now to send young
-Kelsall off, for I'm a factory hand myself the same as he.
-
-Ruth. Poor Martin Kelsall.
-
-Matthew. Aye, poor he is and rich you're going to be. You've little need
-to think of Kelsall now.
-
-Ruth. No. I mustn't think of Martin now. I'm doing what I meant to do.
-I've got Guy Barlow.
-
-Mary. Ruth, there'll be a lot of sewing to be done.
-
-Ruth. Why?
-
-Mary. Why? The girl's a-dream. Against your wedding to be sure. What
-else are you thinking of?
-
-Ruth. It's not my wedding that I'm thinking of. It's afterwards. Well,
-I've begun. I'm going to see it through.
-
-(_Ruth stares straight out, as into the future. The others are looking
-at her._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT II
-
-(_Six months later. Interior of Barlow's house at night. Doors on each
-side of the roomy window, covered by drawn chintz curtains at the back.
-Dark panelled walls. Polished oak floor with squares of carpet, dark
-mahogany furniture, square table. Centre with four chairs, chairs by
-fireplace and under window; right, basket-grate with high steel fender
-and hand-irons. Bright fire._)
-
-(_Ruth, her whole appearance suggesting physical wellbeings sits by fire
-reading by the light of four candles on table. She is well dressed in
-sober colours. A manservant opens door and Mary enters, dressed as Act
-I, with a heavy cloak, mittens, etc., suggesting winter. The servant
-goes, closing the door._)
-
-Ruth (_rising_). Well, mother.
-
-Mary (_kissing her_). You're warm in here.
-
-Ruth. We need to be.
-
-Mary. It's bitter cold to-night.
-
-(_Ruth pulls chair from table and sits, putting Mary in her own chair.
-Mary looks scornfully at the book placed on table._) Reading, were
-you? Well, one way of idling's as bad as another and reading never did
-anybody good that ever I heard of. That's what your father's always
-doing with his spare time now. Tom Paine's _Rights of Man_ and _The
-Age of Reason_. Stuffing his old head with all manner of new-fangled
-politics.
-
-Ruth. But this isn't politics, mother. It's poetry. (_Mary sniffs._)
-_The Corsair_. Lord Byron's poem.
-
-Mary. I've heard of him and nothing good neither.
-
-Ruth. Nothing good! Why, mother, he----
-
-Mary. A lot of things, I dare say. Well, I've gone for fifty years
-without the power of reading and I reckon I'll go through without it to
-the end. I've no time to be idle.
-
-Ruth. I've no time to be anything else.
-
-Mary. You've taken to being a lady like a duck to water. Lazybones is
-the name I'd give you if you were still Ruth Butterworth, but I suppose
-this vain life is right for Mrs. Guy Barlow.
-
-Ruth (_rising_). It isn't right. Idleness is never right, and least
-of all for me, because I know my idleness is paid for by the toil of
-others. Something has changed me, mother. I can't think of the past.
-I've forgotten what I was and what I used to think. I had ideals then,
-when I was poor. I'd noble thoughts of my own. The only thoughts I have
-to-day are thoughts of other's thinking. (_Picking Byron up._) You're
-right, I'm lazy. Bone lazy, and I like it. I like fine clothes and soft
-living and hands that aren't work-roughened.
-
-Mary. Small blame to you for that. I'd do the same myself.
-
-Ruth. I'm getting fat. I'm like a pig. I never want to go out. The house
-is soft and warm and comfortable, and the sights I see outside are hard
-and cold and comfortless.
-
-Mary. You may well say that. Things go from bad to worse, With wages
-down and food up it's near impossible to make ends meet. And that's for
-us, with your father an overlooker. What it is for the weavers, I don't
-know. There's empty hearths and empty bellies this winter time.
-
-Ruth. I know. I know and I don't care. I used to care. Something's gone
-dead inside me, killed by the comfort and the ease and the good living
-and all the things I used to hate and despise until I had them for my
-own.
-
-Mary. Eh, don't you worry! When a lass has got a good husband same as
-you have it's little room she has in her mind for thoughts of other
-things.
-
-Ruth. That's my punishment. Guy's good to me. (_Changing tone._) Mother,
-I'll tell you something. I love my husband.
-
-Mary (_puzzled_). Well, don't tell me that as if it was news to me. What
-did you marry him for if you didn't love him?
-
-Ruth. I married him to use him for an instrument. And I don't care now
-for the things I cared for then. I only care for Guy, and what Guy does
-is right because he does it.
-
-Mary. Well, I never let your father come over me like that. But there's
-many wives do think that road of their husbands, especially young wives.
-I'm a bit surprised at you being one of them for all that, Ruth. You'd
-always a will of your own.
-
-Ruth. My will's asleep.
-
-Mary. Don't let it waken up too sudden.
-
-Ruth. No fear of that. I eat too much.
-
-Mary. There's a-many eat too little, Ruth. There was one you used to
-know came in to us the other night. He'd been short of food for weeks
-and looked it too, poor lad.
-
-Ruth. A friend of mine? What friend?
-
-Mary (_reluctantly_). Martin Kelsall, if you want to know. There was
-him and others. Friends of the People they call themselves, and your
-father's joined them now. I never heard such talk in my life. Proper
-wild it was. Drilling on the moors, and knocking out the engine boiler
-plugs and breaking the machinery and I don't know what.
-
-Ruth. And father, too?
-
-Mary. As savage as the worst of them, the silly old man. Got to threats
-before they'd done.
-
-Ruth. Threats?
-
-Mary. Against your Guy. It's him they're bitterest against.
-
-Ruth (_indignantly_). What's Guy done?
-
-Mary. You'd think there was nothing he hadn't done. You'd better tell
-him to be careful about going out at night. They've guns amongst them.
-
-Ruth. Guns!
-
-Mary. Oh, don't be frightened, lass. They won't _do_ owt. Men like to
-talk. I don't take any notice of them. If they said less I'd fear them
-more.
-
-Ruth. Has Martin Kelsall got a gun?
-
-Mary (_contemptuously_). Him! It's bread he wants, not a gun. Gave me a
-message for you, Martin did.
-
-Ruth. A message?
-
-Mary. "Tell her to remember me," he says.
-
-Ruth. I understand. What must he think of me?
-
-Mary. What right has he to think of you at all? Impudence I call it.
-
-Ruth. He has the right to think me traitor. I'm a renegade. I'm----
-
-Mary. You're Mrs. Guy Barlow, my lass, and don't you forget it and start
-thinking of a famished weaver chap without a shirt to his back or a
-mouthful of bread for his belly.
-
-Ruth. Is it as bad as that?
-
-Mary. It's hard times, Ruth, harder every day.
-
-Ruth. The men must be desperate.
-
-Mary. They _talk_ as if they were. But what's talking? They talked
-before you wed. They're talking still and I tell you things are worse.
-
-Ruth. What's made them worse?
-
-Mary. They say Guy has.
-
-RutH. But how?
-
-Mary. You'd better ask him. Don't you talk to him of the factory?
-
-Ruth. No. I tried to do at first, but he stopped me, and I thought I'd
-bide my time.
-
-Mary. You've a lot more sense than I ever gave you credit for.
-
-Ruth. Then I fell in love with Guy and I haven't cared for anything
-since that.
-
-Mary. I don't suppose you'd do a scrap of good. (_Rising as if to
-go._) Well, that's how it is. A terrible lot of barking, but not a bite
-amongst the lot of them.
-
-Ruth (_detaining her_). But there is danger there, danger to Guy.
-
-Mary. I tell you they, don't mean it.
-
-Ruth. Perhaps all don't. But one man might, and one would be enough. One
-man can press a trigger.
-
-Mary. There now! I've upset you.
-
-Ruth. Never mind that. You're sure that's all!
-
-Mary. All what?
-
-Ruth. All Martin said.
-
-Mary. You've got that fellow on the brain. No. _'_Twasn't all, then. He
-wants to meet you.
-
-Ruth. Tell him I will.
-
-Mary. I'll tell him no such thing, and you a married woman.
-
-Ruth. You'll tell him I will see him. Not here, though. He mustn't come
-here.
-
-Mary. And I'll not have my house put to such a use. So that settles it.
-
-Ruth. There is an old quarry on the moors. Martin knows. It's where
-the stone was quarried when they built the factory. I'll meet him there
-to-morrow night at eight. Will you tell him that, or must I write?
-
-Mary. Can Martin read?
-
-Ruth. I'm not sure. Tell him, mother.
-
-Mary. It isn't right, but----
-
-Ruth. You will. I'm doing this for Guy. You've stirred me from my sleep
-at last. To-morrow night at eight. Mary. Well, I'll tell him.
-
-Ruth. That's right. There's Guy's step now.
-
-Mary. Then I'll be going. God bless you, lass. (_ Kissing her._)
-
-(_Enter Guy._)
-
-Guy (_to Mary_). Good evening.
-
-Mary (_apologetically_). I was just going, sir.
-
-Guy (_warming himself by fire, speaking over his shoulder_). Oh, don't
-hurry away. You'll find it cold outside.
-
-Mary. I must go sharp. If you're here it means factory's loosed and
-Matt'll be at home looking for his supper. Good night, sir.
-
-(_Exit Mary. Guy goes to Ruth with lover-like attitude. They are on the
-best of terms._)
-
-Guy. Well, little wife, how goes it?
-
-Ruth (_tensely_). Guy, I want to talk to you.
-
-Guy (_sitting by fire, lightly_). The sound of your voice is the
-sweetest thing on earth. I'm all attention.
-
-Ruth. This is serious, Guy. I've tried before to talk to you about the
-factory. You stopped me then.
-
-Guy (_still lightly_). Of course I did. I won't have you worrying your
-pretty head about the factory. Besides, think of your long-suffering
-husband. Don't you think I get all the business I can stand across the
-way there? (_Waving hand towards window._) I want a change at home. Sit
-down and tell me what you think of _The Corsair_.
-
-Ruth. No. You must listen to me, Guy. I won't be put off this time.
-
-Guy (_easily_). Oh, well, if I'm in for it, I'm in for it. What's it all
-about?
-
-Ruth. You saw mother here. She's been telling me things.
-
-Guy. Really, Ruth, you can't expect me to take any notice of your
-mother's old wives' tales.
-
-Ruth. You needn't notice them. But when I'm told you're in danger, I
-notice them.
-
-Guy (_still lightly_). Danger? What of?
-
-Ruth. What have you been doing in the factory?
-
-Guy (_sternly_). Leave that alone. That's my affair.
-
-Ruth. And it's my affair if they murder you.
-
-Guy (_rising_). Oh! So they've got to talking about murder have they?
-I'll teach them.
-
-Ruth (_taking his arm, pleadingly_). Guy, you must be careful. For my
-sake.
-
-Guy. I shall look after myself, Ruth. (_Standing by fireplace, hand on
-shelf._)
-
-Ruth. But what have you done to them? I know that since you married me
-you've had more power, and your father's done less than he used to. It's
-something you've done that's upset the weavers.
-
-Guv (_over his shoulder_). I found it necessary to make economies and
-they don't like it.
-
-Ruth. Economies I You mean you've cut their wages down?
-
-Guy. That's it.
-
-RutH. And they were so pitifully low. They'd hardly enough for bread
-before.
-
-Guy (_facing her_). I don't fix the price of bread. It's no use
-discussing it with you. You can't understand.
-
-Ruth. I'm not thinking of them. At one time I should have done. That's
-over now. To-day I only think of you. And you're in danger. I know it. I
-know it.
-
-Guy. Nothing's going to happen to me. I've a rough idea of what they
-think of me. I've taken my precautions.
-
-Ruth. No precautions are proof against desperate men.
-
-Guy. Then if nothing's any good, why worry?
-
-Ruth. Something would be good. Raise their wages.
-
-Guy. That's impossible. I've told you to drop discussing it.
-
-Ruth. Why is it impossible? They'd more before you reduced them and you
-didn't starve.
-
-Guy. No. But I wasn't building another factory then. I want every penny
-I can screw to-day.
-
-Ruth. Another factory!
-
-Guy (_with a touch of fanaticism_). Yes. I mean to have another. One
-was good enough for my father, but it isn't good enough for me. What
-was enterprising ten years ago isn't enterprising to-day. Machinery's
-improved since then.
-
-Ruth. Then you're quite sure factories are right?
-
-Guy (_grimly_). I'm quite sure they're money-makers.
-
-Ruth. But money isn't all.
-
-Guy. I keep on telling you not to discuss it. With your upbringing and
-your father's views, we're bound to differ, so for Heaven's sake talk
-about Byron, or anything under the sun but factories.
-
-Ruth. I'm talking about your danger. You won't believe me.
-
-Guy. You won't believe me when I say there is no danger because I'm
-prepared to meet anything.
-
-Ruth. Including bullets? Do you wear a coat of mail?
-
-Guy. That's the worst of reading _The Corsair_. Put this cock-and-bull
-story of your mother's on the top of _The Corsair_ and you're ready to
-imagine anything. We're in England now.
-
-Ruth. So is Nottingham.
-
-Guy. This is Lancashire. We don't have Luddites here.
-
-Ruth. We have plug riots. I've read it in the newspaper.
-
-Guy. Women shouldn't read newspapers. It's all right, Ruth. Our fellows
-won't get out of hand.
-
-Ruth. You're driving them to desperation, Guy. I know the other side.
-I've seen. Guy, won't you have mercy on them?
-
-Guy. I'll have another factory out of them.
-
-Ruth. Have mercy on yourself and me. I'm so happy here. You've made me
-love you till I would cut off my hand to save you from a scratch upon
-your little finger. I shan't know peace again whenever you're away.
-
-Guy. Upon my word, Ruth, it's too bad of your mother. She ought to keep
-away, and not come here disturbing you with wild tales that haven't a
-spark of truth in them.
-
-Ruth. Are they wild tales?
-
-Guy. They're wild as wind.
-
-Ruth. But you said you'd taken precautions. If there's no truth, why
-take precautions?
-
-Guy. I said anything to comfort you. Are you satisfied now?
-
-Ruth. I'm silenced.
-
-Guy. That's good enough.
-
-(_Enter Ephraim and John Heppenstall, another factory owner, resembling
-Ephraim in type, dress, and age. He is, however, a more timid man, and
-his manner is irresolute._)
-
-Ephraim (_as they enter_). Come in here, Heppenstall. (_Seeing Ruth._)
-Ah! you've met my son's wife?
-
-John (_bowing politely, with a touch of courtliness_). Good evening,
-Mrs. Guy. (_To Guy._) Good evening.
-
-Guy. Good evening, Mr. Heppenstall. (_Taking Ruth's arm_). Ruth, my
-dear, Mr. Heppenstall has called on a matter of business.
-
-Ruth. Oh, mayn't I stay and listen? I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
-
-Ephraim (_genially_). Never knew anybody like this lass of Guy's,
-Heppenstall. She's interested in all manner of affairs. (_To Ruth._) You
-promise to be quiet?
-
-Ruth (_eagerly_). Oh, yes, yes.
-
-Guy. No. Ruth's more interested in Byron than anything else. (_Holding
-the book to her._) You can't read him here with us talking all the time.
-
-Ruth. You want me to go?
-
-Guy. Please.
-
-Ruth (_submissively_). Yes Guy. (_Takes book and exit._)
-
-Guy (_closing door behind her_). That's better. Women are sentimental,
-and we've to talk business. Won't you sit, Mr. Heppenstall?
-
-John (_who has been eyeing Guy with disapproval_). Thank you, Mr. Guy, I
-will.
-
-(_They sit round table._)
-
-Ephraim (_after clearing his throat_). Now, Heppenstall, I'll tell you
-what it's all about.
-
-John. I'm waiting to hear.
-
-Ephraim. You and I are rival manufacturers, but that's no reason why
-we shouldn't put our legs under the same table when we find the times
-difficult. I suppose there's no denying, they _are_ difficult?
-
-John. They're more than difficult.
-
-Ephraim. Then we agree so far. What threatens us threatens you. In fact,
-our interests are identical.
-
-John. Not quite, I think.
-
-Ephraim. Eh? Well, no. What's mine isn't thine. We've each to make a
-profit for ourselves. But we get the profit out of weaving, and your
-weavers are fractious; so are ours.
-
-John. But mine aren't--or not to anything like the extent yours are.
-
-Ephraim. I'm told the grumbling is universal.
-
-John. It's general up to a point, but there's a dead set at you.
-
-Ephraim. At me?
-
-John. Well, no, not at you, Barlow. It's this young gentleman who's the
-mischief-maker.
-
-Guy. The mischief-maker, Mr. Heppenstall?
-
-John (_defending himself_). You reduced wages. You put down fresh
-machinery, and got rid of men and----
-
-Guy. And you've done the same.
-
-John. I had to follow suit or see you take my trade away. I didn't want
-to do it. I believe in treating men as men.
-
-Guy. I believe in treating men as servants of the machines. It's all
-they are.
-
-John. No. By your leave, young gentleman, it is not all they are.
-They're flesh and blood. (_To Ephraim._) And I'm surprised, Barlow, at
-your allowing your men to be reduced.
-
-Guy. The men can live on what they're paid.
-
-John. They can't.
-
-Guy. They do. I'm getting applications every day from men who want to be
-taken on.
-
-John. Yes, so am I. And why? Because the steam power's taken away their
-living and half a living's better than none to a starving man. (_To
-Ephraim._) You ought to be ashamed of yourself to take advantage of
-them.
-
-Ephraim. Well, Heppenstall, it's----
-
-Guy (_interrupting_). I'm responsible, Mr. Heppenstall. If you've
-anything to say about the management of Barlow's, say it to me. My
-father's virtually retired.
-
-Ephraim (_with spirit_). Have I? I'm not dead yet, my lad. I've given
-you a lot of rope, but be careful or you'll hang yourself.
-
-John (_approvingly, turning his shoulder on Guy_). That's better,
-Barlow. I mislike seeing you knuckle under to a boy.
-
-(_Guy rises and goes to fireplace, standing with his back to table. John
-speaks across table to Ephraim _)
-
-Now, look here, I had to follow your lead when you reduced. Will you
-follow mine if I put them up again to what they were three months ago?
-
-Guy (_wheeling round_). And let the weavers fancy we're afraid of them?
-
-John (_not turning_). I'm not afraid of them. I'm sorry for them.
-
-Guy. They know better. Once give in, and they're the masters. Show them
-they've only to ask and threaten to get what they ask and they'll ask
-for more. They'll not stop at the old level.
-
-John. Oh, we can't go beyond the old figure.
-
-Guy. No. But you'll have to if once you start putting wages on the basis
-of a benevolent Charity. I'm in business to buy cheap and sell dear. I
-want my labour as cheap as I can get it and, by God, I'll get it cheap.
-
-Ephraim (_thumping table_). Are you the head of Barlow's or am I?
-
-Guy (_impatiently_). Oh, you are, I suppose.
-
-Ephraim. Then you'd better not forget it or I'll turn you out of the
-room and finish this talk with Heppenstall alone.
-
-(_Guy throws himself in chair by fire._)
-
-Guy (_sighing to himself_). Oh, my God, these old men!
-
-Ephraim (_to John_). I agree to that. I'll raise them on condition you
-do the same.
-
-Guy. I object.
-
-Ephraim. Your objection is overruled.
-
-Guy. I'm your partner.
-
-Ephraim (_hotly_). I am the head of Barlow's and----
-
-(_Manservant enters with port, glasses, etc., places on table, and exit
-in silence._)
-
-(_Ephraim pours out wine, and offers John, etc._)
-
-Guy. The old wages won't satisfy the weavers. They grumbled then. But
-the point for Mr. Heppenstall is this. It may have hurt his tender
-heart, but when we reduced, he did the same, and he needn't cant about
-it now, for actions speak louder than words. The thing is that he acts
-with us, and we manufacturers can present a solid front and----
-
-John. Yes, but you set the bad example. I'm a business man and I had to
-follow or you'd have cut me out with my customers. But as a humane man,
-I protest, sir.
-
-Guy. Because you look at the men. I look at the system. The system's
-magnificent, and if the factory system demands sacrifices, I shall
-sacrifice men without scruple.
-
-John. Will you sacrifice yourself?
-
-Guy. I do sacrifice myself. I've sacrificed my personal security. I risk
-my life every day and I value my life, Mr. Heppenstall. I value it so
-much that I've taken protective measures at the factory. I've a few
-stout fellows there--an odd prizefighter or two, an old soldier from the
-French wars, nominally as watchmen, but they're men who can use their
-fists and handle a gun too if the worst comes.
-
-John. Ah! You've a pretty good idea of looking after yourself.
-
-Guy. It isn't for my own sake.
-
-John (_sceptically_). No?
-
-Guy. Oh, I've a life I'd like to live. I've a wife and I'm young and so
-on--but that doesn't matter. My value is as a factory owner.
-
-Epiiraim. Owner?
-
-Guy. Manager, then. I believe in the system, I'm here to spread
-that system, to cover Lancashire with factories and make the county
-manufacturing centre of the world. That is my dream, sir, the dream of
-cheap production, and the triumph of machinery.
-
-John. You're talking very big, young man. It takes me all my time to run
-one factory.
-
-Guy. I know I'm talking big. I'm seeing big, bigger than will come in
-your lifetime or in mine. This thing's at the beginning. It's not secure
-yet, but I mean to do my part to set it firmly on its legs before I die.
-
-John. There's nothing wonderful in bigness. A thousand factories are no
-more wonderful than one.
-
-Guy. Oh, you've no vision.
-
-John. And maybe you've too much. The future isn't here. The present and
-those weavers are. And they trouble me.
-
-Guy. They trouble me until they've learnt who's master. After that,
-there'll be no trouble.
-
-(_Enter Ruth, excitedly, leaving door open behind her._)
-
-Ruth. Guy! The men. Don't you hear them?
-
-Guy. Men! Where?
-
-Ruth. They're in the hall.
-
-(_Enter Henri, Joseph, Matthew and Martin._)
-
-Henri. No, Madame Barlow, we are no longer in the hall. We are here.
-
-Ephraim (_on his feet_). What's the meaning of this?
-
-Joe (_insolently_). Meaning, Mr. Barlow? The meaning is, you'll either
-listen to us here and now or you'll have your factory fired. You can
-take your choice.
-
-Guy. Fire then, and be damned to you.
-
-Joe. Is that your answer, Mr. Barlow?
-
-Ephraim. No. Come here and be quiet, Guy. Who am I speaking to?
-
-Matthew. You know us, Mr. Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. You're in bad company, Matt.
-
-Matthew. I told you how _'_twould be if you forced me into factory.
-
-Ephraim. Are you the spokesman? I suppose there's a ringleader. Who is
-he?
-
-Henri. We are all leaders.
-
-Guy (_sneering_), I've heard of armies that were all generals and no
-privates.
-
-Martin (_quietly_). If you mean by leader who it is that's-kept back the
-riot----
-
-John (_badly frightened_). Riot?
-
-Martin. There are hundreds round your factories tonight. They're waiting
-there, waiting for us. I'm leader enough to hold them back until we
-get your answer. Take care lest I lead them in a different fashion on
-another night.
-
-Guy. Mutiny, eh?
-
-Martin. Oh, names don't matter, _Mr_. Guy. We could call you names, and
-true ones, if we liked.
-
-Ephraim. So you're their leader, Martin Kelsall?
-
-Martin. At your service, Mr. Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. I have my doubts of that. Well now, we'll just sit down and
-talk this over quietly.
-
-Ruth. Father, you amongst the rioters!
-
-Matthew. We're here as peaceful delegates.
-
-Guy. With threats of fire and murder on your tongue.
-
-John (_querulously_). What's it all about? Never mind who they are. What
-do they want?
-
-Henri. More wages.
-
-Joe. Less machinery.
-
-Martin. Close the factories.
-
-Matthew. And whatever you do, give a fellow-creature a chance of living,
-Mr. Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. Will one of you speak for all? What are your complaints?
-
-Martin. I'll speak, Mr. Barlow. We complain of starvation, of being
-driven into your factories and----
-
-Ephraim. Stop there. We drive nobody. There's no compulsion to enter our
-factories.
-
-Martin. There's the compulsion of need. You won't have hand-looms and
-you've forced us into factories. You've got us there and we've been
-helpless before you. We've to work your hours and take your pay, and the
-pay's not fit to keep a dog alive. We're tired of factories. We want to
-live.
-
-(_Murmurs of agreement from the men._)
-
-Guy (_rising_). Listen to me, men. Everything must have a beginning. A
-great system is springing into birth. It isn't perfect yet----
-
-Martin. Perfect! It's----
-
-Guy (_proceeding_). You are suffering the lean years. The fat ones are
-coming.
-
-Martin. We've heard all that before. You put it down to the war, not to
-the machines that time.
-
-Guy. Even England can't recover in a moment from a war like this one.
-
-Martin. It was all the war last time we made complaint and when the war
-was over you promised us fat times, and all of us were going to go hell
-for leather for prosperity.
-
-Guy. Just wait a bit. Think what a great thing this system is. We're
-going to make calico for the whole world. We've all a share in it.
-
-Henri. You get your share and ours as well.
-
-Guy. Do try to follow me. The cotton comes to us from the sun-kissed
-fields of far America, grown there by planters descended from men of our
-own blood and----
-
-Martin. The cotton's grown by slaves.
-
-Guy. That's not my business.
-
-Matthew. No. Your business is to make slaves of us here.
-
-Guy. I'll tell you something, Mr. Butterworth. It's this, and it's from
-a book you know. "Where there is no vision, the people perish."
-
-Matthew. I don't know about the vision, but I'm sure about the
-perishing. And I know where we'll go when we've finished perishing. When
-one of us gets up to the Golden Gate, Peter _'_ull ask him what he was
-and he'll say a weaver, and Peter 'ull ask him no more questions. He'll
-just open the gate quick and say, "Poor devil, get into heaven, you've
-had your bellyful of hell on earth."
-
-Guy. You'll have prosperity on earth.
-
-Martin. Aye. So you've said before.
-
-Guy. You complain of the machines. You say they've turned men away.
-
-Joe. Aye.
-
-Guy. Those men will soon find work.
-
-Martin. Where?
-
-Guy. I'm going to build another factory.
-
-Martin. By God, you're not.
-
-Matthew. Another! Isn't one hell on earth enough for you?
-
-Guy. Patience, patience! I'm trying to explain.
-
-Martin. We've no time for patience. We're famishing. And you'll build
-no other factory. You'll change your tune or you'll lose the one you've
-got. Building new factories is no use to us. We're not builders. We're
-weavers.
-
-Ephraim. Hold your tongue, Guy. I'll tackle this.
-
-(_Guy sits sulkily._)
-
-Matthew. We'll hear the old master.
-
-Ephraim. Now, my lads, the factory's there, and it's going to stop
-there.
-
-(_Guy takes paper and pencil from his pocket and begins to draw
-caricatures of the men._)
-
-Henri. Don't be too sure of it.
-
-Ephraim. Burn it and we build another. And while it's building you'll
-have time to think and clear heads to think with, for you'll draw no
-wages in the meantime. I'm still waiting to know why you're here.
-
-Matthew. If you'd not reduced wages, maybe we'd not be here.
-
-Ephraim. That's it, is it?
-
-Joe. Yes, that's it.
-
-Ephraim. Will it make you happy if I put the wages up again?
-
-Martin. It won't make us happy. There's been no happy weavers since
-machines came in.
-
-John. Is that what you want? Wages back at the old level?
-
-Martin. No. We want more. The old level isn't good enough. Eight
-shillings a week won't keep a man, let alone a man's family.
-
-Ephraim. We give your families work. You men aren't the only
-wage-earners. Even your children can come to us and be paid. We not
-only keep them away from mischief at home, but we pay them for it.
-(_Rising._) You can take that answer back. We want willing workers and
-if you'll go away and be satisfied with the old wages, we'll try to pay
-them, though it's little less than ruin for the manufacturers.
-
-Martin (_scornfully_). This looks a ruined house, and you look badly
-fed and all with your wine, and your servants, and your money to build
-another factory. To hell with your eight shillings! We want ten.
-
-John. And we want cent, per cent, profits, my man, only we don't get
-them.
-
-Ephraim (_sternly_). This is no time for jesting, Kelsall.
-
-Martin. I wasn't jesting. Ten shillings a week is what we want.
-
-Ephraim. Ten is out of the question.
-
-Matthew. I've made double ten with my old hand-loom. Where's the good of
-factories to us if that's what they bring us to?
-
-(_Guy rises with his drawings comes round to John and gives it him._)
-
-John (_laughing_). Ha! Very good. I didn't know you drew.
-
-Guy. I've had practice lately. Drawing plans for my new factory.
-
-(_John passes it on to Ephraim._)
-
-Ephraim (_glancing at it_). Pssh! (_To men._) Well, that's what you're
-here for, is it? Ten shillings.
-
-Martin. Yes.
-
-Ephraim. We offer eight.
-
-Martin. Then I warn you there'll be consequences.
-
-Guy. We're ready for your consequences.
-
-Ephraim. Guy, I've told you to hold your tongue. (_Reasonably._) We've
-made a big concession, Kelsall. Martin. You'll make a bigger if you
-want us satisfied. John. We do want you satisfied. We want this valley
-peaceful and contented.
-
-Martin. Then you know what to do.
-
-Ephraim. Suppose we talk it over and give you an answer to-morrow?
-
-Joe. We've come here for an answer to-night, Mr. Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. Very well. Stay here and we'll come back with an answer. Come
-into the other room, Mr. Heppenstall. (_The men give way sullenly._)
-Come, Guy.
-
-(_Heppenstall passes out, as Ephraim holds door open. Guy catches
-Ephraim at door._)
-
-Guy. Do you want your silver stolen?
-
-Ephraim. Guy, I'd trust Matt Butterworth with everything I own.
-
-Guy. And the others?
-
-Ephraim. Matt will be there.
-
-(_Exeunt Guy and Ephraim. Neither thinks of Ruth, who now rises from
-her chair by fire, crosses, and speaks with Matthew, while the rest
-appreciate the fire and examine curiously the fire-irons, etc._)
-
-Ruth. Father, what are you doing with these men? Matthew. Mind your own
-business, my lass.
-
-Ruth. I am minding it. I'm minding Guy. If anything happens to Guy,
-I shall hold you responsible. Matthew. Guy has the remedy in his own
-hands. Ruth. The remedy's in your hands. You have influence with the
-men. See how they wanted you on their side. They came to you at home
-before I married. They'll listen to you.
-
-Matthew. I've no great influence, Ruth. I'm one of the crowd. Martin
-Kelsall's the man they listen to.
-
-Ruth (_glancing at the three who are now gathered round the drawing
-Ephraim left on table_). Yes. I'm going to talk to Martin. But not here.
-I sent him a message to-night. Can you do nothing, father?
-
-Matthew. I can do nothing but what's right.
-
-Ruth. Violence is never right.
-
-Matthew. Oh, yes, it is. Often. I've counselled peace, but there's a
-time for war, and if the time comes, old as I am, I'll do my share.
-
-Joe (_coming across with drawing_). Look here, Butter-worth. See that?
-He drew it. Guy Barlow drew that. That's what he thinks of us.
-
-Matthew (_taking it_). A drawing?
-
-Joe (_pointing_). That's me.
-
-Matthew. Nay, never.
-
-Joe. I pin my waistcoat up that road 'cause all the world don't need to
-know I haven't got a shirt.
-
-Matthew (_looking at drawing_). Yes. He's spotted that right enough.
-
-Martin (_over Matthew's shoulder_). And that scarecrow's meant for me.
-
-Matthew (_smiling in spite of himself_). Well, he's a clever drawer, Mr.
-Guy.
-
-Henri. What is that writing, Matt? You can read.
-
-Matthew (_half turning away_). Yes, I can read.
-
-(_Ruth comes as if to try to secure the paper. Martin turns his shoulder
-to her and the three men surround Matthew as he stands C._)
-
-Joe. What is it?
-
-Matthew (_reluctantly_). Something cruel, Joe. It's under your picture.
-
-Joe. I can see that.
-
-Martin. Out with it Matt.
-
-Matthew. No need to cry aloud the shame of what a young man does in his
-pride.
-
-Henri. You think to shield him because he is your son-in-law. You are a
-traitor, Butterworth.
-
-Joe. Best read it, Matt. We'll get it done outside, in any ease.
-
-Matthew. It isn't much. He's wrote "No shirt but dirt" below you.
-
-Joe (_as the group breaks up_). Dirt! If I'm dirty who's fault is that
-but his? I don't like dirt. I'd like to be clean like him. How can a man
-wash properly when his belly's crying out for bread and they've put the
-tax on soap? I'd like a shirt. I'm weaving yards and yards of Barlow's
-cloth and I haven't got a shirt.
-
-Matthew. It's wrong to make a jest of starving men. We've come to ask
-for fire for our hearths and clothes to cover our nakedness, and food
-for the children. We don't want fine raiment nor grand houses, nor wine
-like that. The simple things are good enough for us, and we come here
-to ask the masters for them, and all we get is a mocking picture and a
-cruel jest, and I'm sick and sorry that the son of Mr. Barlow and the
-husband of my lass should be the one that's done it. We're asking for
-the right to live, and all we get is contumely and shame.
-
-Martin (_triumphantly_). That's brought you round at last. We'll have no
-more peace-preaching from you. You know now what they think of us. We're
-dogs and worse than dogs. Well, dogs can bite.
-
-Ruth (_her hand on Martin's arm_). Martin!
-
-Martin (_roughly shaking her off_). I've no word for you. You've gone
-wrong. (_Moving._) Let's clear away. No need to wait. We've got their
-answer here in this. (_Tapping picture in Matthew's hand._) To-morrow
-night we'll meet up on the moors and march down on the factory.
-
-Henri. I said I'd hear you frozen English sing the Marseillaise.
-
-Ruth. The moors!
-
-Matthew. It's not a lawful thing to meet like that. Joe. Lawful! Who
-cares for the laws of London here? I'd take the Luddites' oath to-night,
-and that's an oath no man can dare to break.
-
-Martin. Swear by your vacant concave belly, man. (_Tapping Joe's
-stomach._) You'll find no stronger oath than that.
-
-Matthew. They'll have the law of you.
-
-Martin. The law doesn't care for us. The law lets us starve. We've
-finished with palaver now. We've got to _do_.
-
-(_They are reaching the door when Ephraim, John and Guy enter by the
-opposite door._)
-
-Ephraim. Where are you going?
-
-Martin. We're tired of waiting.
-
-Ephraim. Come, come! We had to consider our answer. (_The men come
-back._)
-
-Joe (_closing door, l._). Well, have you got your answer?
-
-Epiiraim. Yes. Go back to your fellows and tell them this: We will raise
-wages to the old figure----
-
-Martin. We've refused that.
-
-Ephraim. Let me finish, my man. And as to a further increase, when
-you've tried how you go on and we've all of us thought it over and feel
-a little calmer than we do now, well, we'll see if we can't do something
-more for you.
-
-Henri. You will see now if you mean to see at all.
-
-Ephraim. That's my last word, men. You've got a lot. Now go away and be
-reasonable.
-
-Martin. And this is my last word, Mr. Barlow. You've refused, and
-refused with scorn.
-
-Ephraim. Scorn? I've not----
-
-Martin. If you haven't, he has (_pointing at Guy_), and we know which
-of the pair is boss. You think you are, but we and Mr. Guy know better.
-He's boss and (_taking picture from Matthew_) he calls us dirty and
-makes insulting pictures of us for you to laugh at. We shan't do
-anything to-night. To-morrow night we're meeting on the moors. Look to
-your factory, then.
-
-Guy. If I'm boss, listen to me. I've told you I believe in factories.
-
-Martin. And I tell you you'll have no factory to believe in. We're tired
-of machinery.
-
-Guy. The machines are going on. Factories are going on. It's my life's
-work to push them on.
-
-Henri. Then look to your life.
-
-Guy. The system's going on. It may break men in the making. It may break
-me. But, by God, I'll break you first. Ideas are greater than men. They
-conquer men. You can burn and kill and scotch the system _here_, but the
-idea will go on in spite of you and anything you rioters can do to us.
-You can crush us perhaps, but you can't kill the idea. Factories will
-spring up and men will live and die for them and roll themselves against
-them like waves against the rocks, but the factories are permanent
-because the world is crying for our cloth.
-
-Joe. And I haven't got a shirt.
-
-Guy. A shirt! The world doesn't care for you. It's cloth by the hundred
-thousand yards they want. It's not your petty wants the system cares
-about. It's----
-
-Martin. Then to hell with the system. We're petty, and, as you say, we
-can't do much. We can't stop factories being built elsewhere. But we
-can stop them here. We're broken men, but our spirit isn't broken yet.
-You've set up your last machine. Your system may be all you think, but
-men come first.
-
-Guy. Your men or mine?
-
-Martin. The men you've driven desperate. The starving, ragged men with
-wives and children hunger-mad, with everything to win and nowt to lose.
-It's men like that that win. Men with the choice of fighting hard or
-dying slow. Men with a bitter hatred in their hearts and knowledge
-in their heads that machinery's the cause of all. Men fighting for
-themselves against the men that fight for money and for you. Your hired
-bullies won't last long. We know they're there, and know we'll see them
-run.
-
-Guy (_soberly_). You'll waste your blood. You may waste life. I've
-got men there. I don't deny it. And I ask you not to break yourselves
-against them. You're thinking me a coward, but it isn't that.
-
-Martin (_sneering_). Oh? What is it then?
-
-Guy. It's that I _know_. I won't be you and it won't be I who will win
-this fight.
-
-Joe. It must be one of us.
-
-Guy. No. We may have ups and downs, but the system will conquer us both.
-
-Martin. To-morrow night your factory will burn. We meet up on the
-moors, not tens or twenties of us, but every man of Barlow's and of
-Heppenstall's, and----
-
-Guy. And we'll be glad to see you. Good night.
-
-Matthew (_to Ephraim_). Mr. Barlow----
-
-Ephraim (_shaking his head_). My son speaks for me, Matt.
-
-(_Exeunt Martin, Henri, Joe, Matthew._)
-
-Guy. The blazing fools! To give away their meeting-place.
-
-John. The moors are wide.
-
-Guy. They meet beneath the quarry. I know their place. We'll get them
-there. One good surprise attack and we shall hear no more of meetings.
-
-Ruth. Guy, you're going into danger.
-
-Guy. Not I while there are redcoats to fight my battles for me.
-
-Ruth. Soldiers!
-
-Guy. What else are soldiers for? I ride to Blackburn barracks to-night.
-We'll teach these rioters a lesson that they'll not forget. Write me the
-summons to the barracks, father. You're a magistrate.
-
-Ephraim. It's a heavy responsibility, Guy.
-
-Guy. A flaming factory's the alternative.
-
-Ephraim. Pass me the paper.
-
-(_Sits at table and writes, John bending over him. Guy goes to
-fireplace, takes a pair of spurs from mantel and straps them on. Ruth
-follows him._)
-
-Ruth. Guy, must you ride yourself? Can't you send somebody you trust?
-
-Guy (_grimly_). I'm sending somebody I trust.
-
-Ruth. It's dangerous.
-
-Guy. Rioting's a dangerous pastime--for the rioters.
-
-Ruth (_appealingly_). But soldiers in the valley, Guy! You'll never be
-forgiven. It always will be war between you and the weavers if you bring
-soldiers here. They'll be revenged.
-
-Guy (_straightening his back and taking the second spur, bending to put
-it on_). Meantime, I've got to save the factory.
-
-Ruth. And I have got to save the factory and you.
-
-Guy. You!
-
-Ruth (_tensely_). Can I do nothing, Guy?
-
-Ephraim (_holding out the paper, without rising_). The summons, Guy.
-
-Guy (_replying to Ruth_). Yes. You can pass me the summons.
-
-(_He bends, fastening the spur. Ruth goes slowly to Ephraim, takes the
-paper and hesitates as if intending to tear it, then jerks her head and
-takes it to Guy, who accepts, straightening himself and pocketing it._)
-
-Guy. Ah! That's all right.
-
-Ephraim (_who has been filling three wine glasses, rising with glass_).
-Here's to your ride, Guy.
-
-Guy (_coming to table and filling a fourth glass_). I'll give you a
-better toast than that. The factory. (_Passing Ruth glass._)
-
-Ephraim. (John and Guy). Ruth! (_drinking together_). The factory.
-(_Ruth hesitates, meets Guy's eye until he masters her._) Ruth. The
-factory.
-
-(_She gulps as if taking poison. Guy drinks his glass off and goes to
-door._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT III
-
-_A rough road terminates in the quarry whose hewn crags rise high at the
-right. Below them, behind the road is an old shed of planks, open to the
-front. To the left, the quarrying has caused a steep dip. The road ends,
-the rock descends to it and beyond, so that the opposite side of the
-valley below is visible, seen dimly in the night. Gorse and heather
-grow over the deserted workings. There is no moon, but the lighting is
-sufficiently strong for faces to be seen._
-
-_Ruth, warmly clad, sits on a stone by the shed, a lighted lantern at
-her feet. After a moment, Martin, without greatcoat, enters._
-
-*****
-
-Ruth (_as he comes_). Are you there, Martin?
-
-Martin. I am here.
-
-Ruth (_rising, nervously_). I had begun to fear you would not come.
-
-Martin. I know I'm late. To-night I'd work to do, for once in my useless
-life.
-
-Ruth. Don't be bitter, Martin.
-
-Martin. The bitterness is past. My work is done, well done. I came
-when I was free to come, Mrs. Barlow. Ruth. Is it to be names like that
-between us two? Martin. I don't know what there is between us two, save
-that I got a message from your mother to meet you here.
-
-Ruth. I chose this place because we used to meet here often.
-
-Martin. In happier days.
-
-Ruth. I chose it to remind you of them.
-
-Martin (_bitterly_). I don't need to be reminded. I'm striving to
-forget. I want to kill their memory and I can't.
-
-Ruth. I thought you had.
-
-Martin. And why?
-
-Ruth. Last night.
-
-Martin. What has last night to do with it?
-
-Ruth. It seemed to me last night that you'd forgotten.
-
-Martin. It always seems to me that you forget.
-
-Ruth. I? It's you forget. Forget our hope of happiness together and why
-we gave it up, forget the terms on which I gave myself to him.
-
-Martin. Your plan, your terms. Not mine.
-
-Ruth. We both agreed that it was best.
-
-Martin. Well, if we did? Now you've had your way, now you are Guy
-Barlow's wife? Have you done anything? Does the plan work, or----?
-
-Ruth (_interrupting_). It all takes time.
-
-(_Martin moves impatiently._)
-
-And you agreed to that. That it would take time. That I was to be given
-my chance. And now, last night, you spoilt it all. You----
-
-Martin (_harshly_). Your plan's been tried and failed. You've done
-nothing. Less than nothing. Things have gone worse----
-
-Ruth. And if they have----
-
-Martin. They have.
-
-Ruth. Will what you're doing help? Are threats of violence better?
-
-Martin. No. But we don't threaten.
-
-Ruth (_surprised_) Not threaten!
-
-Martin (_coolly_). We burn the factory to-night. And if your--husband
-tries to interfere, so much the worse for him. (_Producing pistol from
-pocket._) There's food and drink for many a day gone to the buying of
-this.
-
-Ruth. Martin! A pistol! You!
-
-Martin. He talks of putting up another factory. (_Grimly._) It's going
-to stop at talk.
-
-Ruth. A pistol! (_Coaxing._) I've never had a pistol in my hand. Let me
-feel it, Martin.
-
-Martin (_replacing it_). They're dangerous toys.
-
-Ruth. But I'll hold it by the handle.
-
-Martin. It's safer where it is. It's no good, Ruth You haven't wheedled
-Guy Barlow into being soft with us, and you won't wheedle me into being
-soft with him. You're no great hand at wheedling for all your pretty
-face.
-
-Ruth (_feigning indignation_). Oh, do you think it's Guy I care about?
-
-Martin (_drily_). I think somehow it is.
-
-Ruth. You have no right----
-
-Martin. What else am I to think? For all these months I get no word from
-you. Your mother talks of nothing but your happiness with him. I know
-you're living there in luxury with him, and I see you dressed the way
-you are. What can I think but that he's won you round?
-
-Ruth. I'm not a cat to be won over with caresses.
-
-Martin. You always fancied finery.
-
-Ruth. Finery! It's good for finery to bring it on the moors to-night.
-
-Martin. It keeps you warm.
-
-Ruth. So does my fire. And yet I've left my fire I'm here.
-
-Martin. Why are you here?
-
-Ruth. To see you.
-
-Martin. Only that?
-
-Ruth. What else?
-
-Martin. Why do you choose this night of all the nights that have gone by
-since--since we made our plan and you took him for husband?
-
-Ruth. To-night's the first since yesterday.
-
-Martin. Why yesterday?
-
-Ruth. You sent a message by my mother. She gave it to me yesterday.
-
-Martin. I'd forgotten that. So much has happened since.
-
-Ruth. Then you should trust me all the more. I'm here in spite of
-all. I'm risking everything to come to tell you what you do is wrong,
-utterly, hopelessly wrong.
-
-Martin. What do you risk?
-
-Ruth. I risk my plan. Let Guy find out I meet you, and where's my chance
-of influencing him? Where's my reward for sending you away? I risk my
-life, my hope, my all.
-
-Martin (_sceptically_). It sounds a lot.
-
-Ruth. It is a lot.
-
-Martin. Well, I too take risks to-night.
-
-Ruth. Yes, greater than you know.
-
-Martin. Ah!
-
-Ruth. But you shall not take them. That's why I'm here. To stop you.
-You'll ruin all if this goes on to-night.
-
-Martin. We'll ruin his factory.
-
-Ruth. You'll bring black ruin on yourselves. Oh, listen to me, Martin. I
-know. I know. Guy's got the soldiers coming.
-
-Martin (_eagerly_). They're coming _here?_
-
-Ruth. Yes. Didn't you say you all met here below to-night?
-
-Martin. Yes.
-
-Ruth. Soldiers, Martin. Can you fight soldiers?
-
-Martin. After to-night there'll be no factory to fight about.
-
-Ruth. There always will be factories.
-
-Martin. Yes? So he said last night. But we know better.
-
-Ruth. There will, there will. They'll build others, and while they're
-building you'll be starving, and when they're built, do you think
-there'll be work for you or my father or any man who lifts a hand
-to-night? You'll all be hanged or rotting in some gaol, and wages for
-the rest lower than ever to pay them out for the doings of this night.
-Don't do it, Martin. Leave Guy to me. I'll manage him, but I must bide
-my time.
-
-Martin. And meantime we must live a living death. A bullet's better,
-Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Oh, maybe better for the few they hit. Death's not important.
-Think of the others who'll live on. Don't be selfish, Martin.
-
-Martin. Selfish! I'm doing all for others. I don't care for myself.
-
-Ruth. You do. You care to be the leader. You care for your pride, the
-pride that won't let you draw back because you dare not seem to have
-an afterthought, the pride that's going to strew that valley with the
-ruined lives of men and corpses of the dead.
-
-Martin. I can't draw back now. It's too late, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. It's never too late. (_Suddenly terrified._) You _are_ their
-leader, Martin? They won't do anything without your word?
-
-Martin. I am their leader, Ruth. To-night's plan is mine.
-
-Ruth. Then so long as you stay here nothing can happen.
-
-Martin. I shan't stay long.
-
-Ruth. You will. I've got you and I mean to keep you here. Thank God, I
-came.
-
-Martin. You've come, but I've told you it's too late now.
-
-Ruth. Oh, no, it's not. You can't deceive me, Martin. I know this is the
-meeting-place. I heard you all say so last night. The moors below the
-quarry. Are the men there, Martin?
-
-Martin. There are men there. Listen.
-
-(_Faintly, the strains of the Marseillaise are heard from below l., and
-with them the barking of dogs._)
-
-The song that Henri Callard brought from France and made into an English
-song to put the spirit of a revolution into us. The song of life and
-hope.
-
-Ruth. No, Martin, the song of death.
-
-Martin. Perhaps it is, for Barlow's bullies at the factory.
-
-Ruth. Martin, don't go. Don't give the word. For my sake, Martin.
-
-Martin. The song is calling.
-
-Ruth. Are we English to be French and lose our senses for a song? Is all
-that you and I have said and done to go for naught?
-
-Martin. Ruth, tell the truth
-
-Ruth. The truth?
-
-Martin. Is it you and I or you and that other?
-
-Ruth. Other?
-
-Martin. You know whom I mean. Guy Barlow.
-
-Ruth. I love him, Martin.
-
-Martin. At last! The truth.
-
-Ruth. I love him, and you're going to kill my husband. If when you said
-you couldn't lose the memory of me you spoke the truth, you'll spare
-him, Martin. You won't go down amongst those men and lead them to the
-factory. I tried my best to carry out our plan. You told me that he
-wouldn't marry me, but I made him do it. And afterwards I tried. I did
-try, Martin. Only Guy's my husband and I love him now. I've learnt to
-love him till my love's the greatest thing in all the world. Don't kill
-him, Martin.
-
-Martin. It will not be killing, Ruth. It won't be murder if a bullet
-finds its way in Guy Barlow's heart. Not murder, but an accident.
-
-Ruth. You mean to kill him.
-
-Martin. Not man's vengeance, Ruth, but God's.
-
-Ruth. You mean to murder him. What shall I do? (_Changing her tone._)
-Martin, you loved me once. Is that love dead?
-
-Martin. Dead? Love needs nourishment and you have starved my love.
-
-Ruth. What if I said I'm here to nourish it? Would you go down there
-then?
-
-Martin. Nourish? How?
-
-Ruth (_holding up lantern_). Am I still beautiful, Martin?
-
-Martin. Yes. So Guy Barlow thinks.
-
-Ruth. Don't you?
-
-Martin. Delilah!
-
-Ruth. Was Delilah married?
-
-Martin. No.
-
-(_ The Marseillaise is heard again, more loudly. Below l., torches
-appear. Martin's attention is attracted._)
-
-Ruth. Don't look down there. They're singing. Let them sing.
-
-Martin. And if I stay?
-
-(_Ruth makes a gesture of surrender._)
-
-You mean it, Ruth?
-
-Ruth. I mean--everything.
-
-Martin. My God, you're beautiful! (_Harshly._) Put out the lantern.
-
-Ruth. Give me your pistol first.
-
-Martin. My pistol?
-
-Ruth. Yes.
-
-(_A pause. Martin takes it out, half offers it, then, with a suspicious
-look, gives it her._)
-
-Martin. The lantern.
-
-(_Ruth blows it out. As Martin draws her towards the shed, voices are
-heard._)
-
-Ephraim. I'm convinced your men won't be needed, Captain.
-
-Guy. We shall soon see.
-
-(_Enter Ephraim, Guy and Captain Lascelles, a youngish officer. Guy has
-a lantern which he places on the ground._)
-
-Personally I fancy we shall show you a little sport.
-
-Captain. Sorry sport, Mr. Barlow. I fought the French with a relish.
-They're our natural foes. But this setting English at English goes
-against the grain with me.
-
-Ephraim. Excellent sentiments, Captain Lascelles.
-
-Guy (_sneering_). I used to think the whole duty of a soldier was to
-fight.
-
-Captain. The duty of a soldier is to obey orders. That, sir, is why I am
-at the disposal of your father, who represents the civil authority. But
-I've no stomach for firing on unarmed men.
-
-(_The Marseillaise and the dogs are heard._)
-
-Guy. Listen! That's very near.
-
-Captain. So are the singers. Look there.
-
-(_Epiiraim and Guy look over with him._)
-
-Ephraim. Torches! There's a big crowd there. Why didn't we hear them?
-
-Captain. We came uphill. The hill cut off the sound.
-
-Ephraim. Dogs? What are the dogs for?
-
-Guy (_well satisfied_). Well, Captain, like it or not, you'll have warm
-work to-night.
-
-Captain. To be candid with you, I don't like it at all.
-
-Guy. You make me alter my opinion of the British officer.
-
-Captain. Sir! I saw service in the Peninsular and I was under fire at
-Waterloo----
-
-Guy. But a handful of scarecrow weavers is too much for you because
-they're English.
-
-Captain. A few are not, Mr. Barlow. But those torches don't indicate a
-few, but a very much larger number than I have force to cope with.
-
-Ephraim (_timidly_). There certainly is a great number.
-
-Guy (_to Captain_). In other words, you shirk your duty.
-
-Captain (_controlling himself_). I don't want to quarrel with a
-civilian. (_Turning to Ephraim._) Am I to get my men into position, sir?
-
-Ephraim (_hesitating_). Well--their number is certainly alarming.
-(_Turning to Guy for a lead._)
-
-Guy (_curtly_). Yes.
-
-Ephraim (_to Captain_). If you please, Captain.
-
-Captain. Very well. You've a copy of the Riot Act with you?
-
-Ephraim (_nervously_). Yes. I hope I shall not have to read it.
-
-Captain. That is for you to decide.
-
-Ephraim. Yes. (_Calling._) Guy!
-
-Guy (_by the shed_). One minute, sir. There's a smell of tallow here.
-
-Captain (_without suspicion_). Your lantern.
-
-Guy. That didn't smell before.
-
-Captain (_impatiently_). The torches below there, then. The wind would
-carry their reek.
-
-Guy. Yes. Only there doesn't happen to be a wind. Captain (_suspicious
-now_). The shed?
-
-Guy (_picking up lantern_). I'll see.
-
-(_He holds up lantern, disclosing Ruth and Martin at opposite ends of
-the shed._)
-
-There's no one there. Must have been our lantern. What did you want,
-father?
-
-Ephraim. Guy, hadn't we better leave it? I don't want bloodshed. They're
-decent fellows at heart, and we don't know they mean to attack. I can't
-believe it of them. Wait till they do and use the soldiers to guard the
-factory. Guy. What's the use of waiting till they attack? Take them here
-unprepared and you make a thorough job of it.
-
-Captain. Yes: only I can't promise to take them unprepared.
-
-Guy. Why not? Have I to teach you your business? Get your men round them
-in the dark and----
-
-Captain. It won't be dark. The clouds will be off the moon soon.
-
-Guy (_sarcastically_). Then as Nature won't assist you, Captain, you'll
-have to draw upon the great store of military tactics you no doubt
-acquired in your numerous campaigns. How long will it take to get your
-men placed between that crowd and the factory?
-
-Captain. Oh, say ten minutes. The moon will be clear before then.
-
-Guy. I hope it won't. They'll run like hares at the sight of a uniform,
-and I want them taught a lesson they'll not forget in a hurry.
-
-Ephraim (_picking up lantern_). Shall we go?
-
-Guy. Yes. I'll join you below.
-
-Ephraim. Join? Aren't you coming?
-
-Guy. In a minute. For the moment I have business here.
-
-Captain. What business are we to imagine that can keep you here alone?
-
-Guy. You can imagine any business you like. You can imagine me praying
-for the British Army when it is officered by men like you, but, at any
-rate, you can leave me here.
-
-Captain (_sneering_). Yes. You'll be quite out of danger here, Mr.
-Barlow.
-
-Ephraim (_appealingly_). Gentlemen!
-
-Guy (_to Captain_). Hadn't you better look after your men? Your ten
-minutes are flying.
-
-Captain (_turning to go_). I shall deal with you afterwards.
-
-Guy (_smoothly_). With pleasure. My business is to deal in cotton cloth
-with all comers. I don't discriminate.
-
-Captain. Pah! Shopman!
-
-(_Exeunt Captain and Ephraim._)
-
-Guy (_by shed_). Come out.
-
-(_Martin and Ruth emerge, Martin crosses l. and looks down._)
-
-Yes. It's steep, isn't it? You'll not escape that way unless you've
-wings.
-
-Martin. Escape? I don't want to escape.
-
-Guy. You're looking for a way.
-
-Martin. I'm looking at the great crowd your father saw.
-
-Guy. Yes. You've brought your ragamuffins out, but you'll find it a
-tougher job to make them fight.
-
-Martin. I don't intend to let those lads down there fight soldiers.
-
-Guy (_barring the way, though Martin doesn't move_). And I don't intend
-to let you warn them. You're going to stay here.
-
-Martin (_limply_). I can shout.
-
-Guy. Why don't you? Shout till you brast your lungs, my lad. It won't
-carry downhill.
-
-Martin (_acquiescing very easily_). Then you must do your butcher's
-handiwork. (_With energy._) Butchers! Yes. That's just the word.
-
-Guy. Ah! So you do know when you're beaten. Well, Kelsall, as you heard
-while you were eavesdropping, I've ten minutes to fill in. Ten minutes
-isn't long. There's no margin for lies.
-
-Martin. The truth about your factory is the last thing you'll listen to.
-
-Guy. The truth about my wife is what I'm waiting for.
-
-Martin. Hadn't you better ask her?
-
-Guy. I don't question my wife before a workman.
-
-Martin. Shall I leave you? (_But he doesn't move._)
-
-Guy. You don't seem in any hurry.
-
-Martin (_easily_). No. The time for that is past. I've stayed here too
-long for going now.
-
-Ruth. Thank God, then I've succeeded.
-
-Guy (_coldly_). Succeeded? How?
-
-Ruth. I've kept him here until the danger passed. He meant to burn
-the factory and murder you. He told me so and I--I kept him here. I've
-played with him. I've----
-
-Martin. You played with fire, and it's not your fault you haven't burnt
-yourself.
-
-Ruth (_to Guy_). What did it matter what I said? I've saved your life.
-I've kept him here.
-
-Guy. How did you get him here?
-
-Ruth. I sent for him.
-
-Guy. Why should he come for your sending?
-
-Martin. You don't question your wife before a workman, do you?
-
-Guy. No. You're right. This can wait.
-
-Ruth. Guy, I sent because last night I heard him threaten you. I wanted
-to persuade him----
-
-Guy. Your methods of persuasion are peculiar.
-
-Ruth. They kept him here. That was what I had to do. At any cost to keep
-him here.
-
-Guy. Ruth, I begin to think that reading Byron isn't good for you.
-
-Martin. Why put it on to Byron? Hasn't his noble Lordship sins enough of
-his own?
-
-Ruth. Guy, don't you see? He's the men's leader.
-
-They won't do anything without him. He told me that. That they would
-wait for him to give the word.
-
-Martin. I told you that it was too late. I came up here to-night without
-imperilling my plans. It didn't matter that (_snapping his fingers_) how
-long you kept me here. Succeeded! The only thing you've succeeded in is
-in arousing your husband's suspicions.
-
-Guy. Be careful, Kelsall.
-
-Martin. I've nothing to be careful about. I could be at Jericho for all
-the difference it'll make.
-
-Ruth. You told me you were their leader.
-
-Martin. The leader of a movement is the brain of it.
-
-Brain is scarcer than brawn, and therefore----
-
-Guy. Therefore it skulks up here in safety.
-
-Martin. Yes, that's what that soldier said to you.
-
-(_Guy makes a threatening gesture._)
-
-Oh, but he's wrong, of course. You don't suppose Lord Wellington was in
-the firing line at Waterloo? He left fools like your soldier friend to
-feed the powder. A leader's business is direction.
-
-Guy. Am I to understand that you direct? You? Martin (_quietly_). I have
-directed. In no long time I hope to see the fruits of my direction.
-
-Guy. Down there? (_Pointing l._) There'll be a crop of broken heads if
-that's the fruit you're looking for. Martin. I'm looking up, not down.
-
-Guy. Up?
-
-Martin. A sign in the heavens.
-
-Guy (_bewildered_). The heavens!
-
-Martin (_passionately_). Don't you believe in heaven? Sometimes I don't.
-I find it difficult to believe in a just God who lets you live and lets
-your machinery be made and lets you starve your weavers. But I have
-faith to-night, Guy Barlow, a mighty faith in the all-seeing God who's
-brought us face to face, oppressor and oppressed, avenger and-----
-
-Ruth (_as Martin approaches Guy_). Be careful, Guy, he means to do you
-harm.
-
-Guy (_gently putting her aside_). My dear Ruth, I'm quite convinced
-you read too much. Romance and Mrs. Radcliffe are fitting for your
-withdrawing-room, but please don't bring them out of doors. You told me
-once romance was dangerous for women. I find it is.
-
-Ruth. But he was armed. Thank God, I've got his pistol.
-
-Guy (_losing temper_). You got his pistol! Confound you, what did you do
-that for? I can't shoot the fellow in cold blood.
-
-Martin. Oh, you needn't scruple. Life's no use to a weaver in Barlow's
-factory, and my work is finished now.
-
-Guy (_to Ruth_). Give it him back.
-
-Ruth. You'll fight together if I do.
-
-Guy. Do as I tell you, Ruth.
-
-(_Ruth holds out the pistol to Martin, who doesn't take it._)
-
-Martin. I warn you this is murder.
-
-Guy. You shouldn't carry firearms if you're not competent to use them.
-
-Martin. The murder is of you. This is my night, Guy Barlow. You've had
-the power to starve and sweat the weavers of the valley, but the tide
-has turned at last. The luck's on my side now, and if we fight and one
-of us should fall, it won't be I that has to die to-night.
-
-Ruth, You shall not fight. This pistol's mine, I won it from you. I do
-what I like with my own. (_She flings it down the cliff. It is heard to
-strike and rebounding, strike again._)
-
-Guy. Rebellion is in the air to-night. You've caught the prevalent
-disease, my Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Guy, this man means to kill you.
-
-Guy. I mean to kill this man. But I've a scruple that prevents my
-shooting down an unarmed man.
-
-Ruth. You're both safe then.
-
-Guy. Not while my pistol's left. He seems to think the luck is on his
-side. We'll put that to the test by tossing for the first shot.
-
-Ruth. But he might win.
-
-Guy. That will decide the point at issue. Luck will be on his side.
-You've got your chance now, Kelsall. (_Taunting him._) What was it?
-Oppressor and oppressed, avenger and avenged?
-
-Martin. My God, I wish I had your coolness.
-
-Guy. Blood will tell, you know. Do you accept? Martin (_in a rush_).
-Yes, I accept.
-
-Guy. Good. Shall I spin a coin or you?
-
-Martin. I don't bring money out. It's scarce with me. Guy. Then I
-provide both pistol and coin.
-
-Martin. And corpse.
-
-Guy. You're getting back your spirit. Will you call?
-
-(_He spins a coin. Ruth puts her foot on it as it falls. At the same
-time the moon lights up the scene._)
-
-Now that's really very thoughtful of the moon. The target will be
-visible, and we can see the coin as soon as you remove your foot.
-
-Ruth. I shall not remove my foot.
-
-Guy. And Kelsall quite forgot to call. He's too busy shivering.
-
-Martin. I'm cold.
-
-Guy (_taking another coin, spinning and catching rapidly_). This time,
-Kelsall.
-
-Martin. Heads.
-
-Guy (_looking_). The pistol's yours.
-
-(_Martin crosses doubtfully and takes it._)
-
-Oh yes, it's loaded.
-
-Ruth (_facing Martin, covering Guy, melodramatically_) Martin, you'll
-shoot him through my body.
-
-Guy. I'm sure that's out of Mrs. Radcliffe, Ruth. It has the true
-romantic ring. Will you help me to tie her up, Kelsall? It's a bore to
-have to ask the favour, but----
-
-Martin. You're smiling and you're going to die.
-
-Guy. It's possible, but these cold nights do make a man's hand shake,
-don't they? Your luck may not be altogether in. The heavens do not send
-the sign you look for.
-
-Martin. They sent the moon to shoot you by.
-
-Guy. Yes. Get out of the way, Ruth, unless you want to be tied up. Stand
-clear. This fellow's hand's so shaky he might hit you by mistake. Go
-ahead, Kelsall. Remember your wrongs and your faith and blaze away.
-
-Martin (_half raising the pistol, then dropping it_). I can't do it.
-It's the chance I've prayed for and I can't do it.
-
-Guy. Oh come, Kelsall. Remember what's expected of a leader of the men.
-
-Martin (_jerking up his head_). I've beaten you there. Yes, now I
-understand. I'm not afraid to shoot.
-
-Guy. My mistake.
-
-Martin. Oh, I've a sweeter revenge than that, Shoot, and you'd never
-know the way that you've been fooled this night.
-
-Guy. You didn't shoot because you lacked the pluck.
-
-Martin. The thing I didn't lack was brain to outwit you and bring you on
-a fool's errand to the moors while----
-
-(_Pausing._)
-
-Guy (_alarmed_). While what?
-
-Martin. Oh, while the moon came out and showed your military friends the
-truth.
-
-Guy. The truth? What is the truth?
-
-Martin. Oh, you shall know. I'm keeping you alive that you may know.
-
-Guy. What is it, you--------
-
-(_Enter Captain and Ephraim._)
-
-Captain (_entering_). Are you there, Barlow? (_Seeing him._) Oh----
-(_Saluting Ruth._)
-
-Guy. Never mind these people. What is it?
-
-Captain. Confound it, that's what _I_ want to know.
-
-Guy. What are you doing here? Why aren't you down there surrounding
-those weavers?
-
-Captain. Well, you see, the fact is, there are no weavers.
-
-Ephraim. Dogs, Guy. You remember I noticed the dogs.
-
-Guy. Dogs? Have you both gone mad? My patience! What is it?
-
-Captain (_drawing him to look_). You see those torches?
-
-Guy (_impatiently_). Of course.
-
-Captain. But you can't see who's carrying them from here.
-
-Guy. I don't need to see. I know. It's the weavers' meeting.
-
-Captain. Weavers! They're sheep, sir. Sheep with torches fastened to
-them and not a man in sight.
-
-Guy. Sheep!
-
-Martin (_quietly_). You'll remember I said butchers was the right word.
-
-Guy. Sheep! But we heard singing;
-
-Martin. A dozen men can make a noise. They'll have sore throats
-to-morrow.
-
-Guy. Sheep!
-
-Martin (_ringingly_). Look up! I've got my sign in the heavens.
-
-(_The sky is illuminated by the great leaping glare of a distant fire_)
-
-Captain. Fire!
-
-Martin. This is my night after all, Guy Barlow. The factory's ablaze.
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT IV
-
-_Later the same night. Scene as Act II. Wine and glasses on table. The
-curtains are drawn apart and the glare of the burning factory is seen.
-Ephraim and John are in the window._
-
-
-John. It's a sad sight, Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. A sight I cannot bear to see. Shut it out. Shut it out. (_He
-draws curtains._)
-
-(_John lays a sympathetic hand on his shoulder, and Ephraim goes slowly
-to chair by fireplace._)
-
-I built it, Heppenstall, the first factory in these parts, fifteen
-years ago, and there it's stood through all these years a monument of
-enterprise, until I'd grown to love the very stone of it. They mocked
-me when I put it up. They called it Barlow's Folly. But I knew. I knew
-machinery had come to stay, and now new factories are springing up, and
-building one to-day is not the same great thing it was. The glamour's
-gone.
-
-John. But you'll rebuild.
-
-Ephraim. Guy will rebuild. I doubt if I shall care for what he does.
-This night has broken me.
-
-John. Come, come, now, don't give way like that. Ephraim. It's easy talk
-for you. Your factory is sound. They've left it standing.
-
-John. Aye. You were the scapegoats.
-
-Ephraim. And all my business checked. Customers to disappoint.
-Connections broken and----
-
-John. They will come back to you.
-
-Ephraim. And when? You can burn fast, but you rebuild slowly. And the
-misery, Heppenstall, the misery of it.
-
-John. You're thinking of your men?
-
-Ephraim. Aye and their families.
-
-John. A merciful man, Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. Oh, let the leaders swing for it. It's their desert. But all
-the others, just the heedless fools they've led astray. I'm sorry for
-them in the bitter days to come. Guy's been too hard on them.
-
-John. Yes. Guy's been hard. A wilful, headstrong man. But, hearkee,
-Barlow, I've a plan that will smooth out the crookedness for you.
-
-Ephraim. A plan?
-
-John. You've been a rival of me, and your son has made the rivalry
-no pleasant thing. But you and I are friends, and sooner than see you
-suffer for your son, I'll run my place by night as well as day, and you
-can put your people there by night and keep faith with your customers.
-
-Ephraim (_rising_). Why, Heppenstall, that's generous.
-
-John. There's something in the doctrine which that fighting-cock
-of yours was preaching here last night. We manufacturers must cling
-together, Barlow, only he wanted us to cling to his policy and, by your
-leave, we'll cling to mine. It lets you satisfy your customers and
-keep your weavers living, and it gives me the chance of rapping Mr. Guy
-Barlow on the knuckles.
-
-Ephraim (_timidly_). Do you think he'll let--?
-
-John. Why, man alive, I hope that you are master here.
-
-Ephraim. I shall take no pleasure in it now.
-
-(_Enter Guy._)
-
-That old factory was like another son to me.
-
-Guy (_in high spirits_). And a damned rickety child it was.
-
-Ephraim. Guy!
-
-Guy (_good-humouredly_). You will get a new son, father A lusty son with
-new machinery in the guts of him.
-
-Ephraim. It will not be my old factory.
-
-Guy. No, by the Lord, it won't. It will be efficient. Come, father, bear
-up. We'll soon have that site covered up again with another son for you,
-and there's no love like the love of a man for the child of his old age.
-
-Ephraim. It won't be my child, Guy.
-
-Guy. Then call it your grandson and dote upon him as a grandad should.
-
-John. Is this a time for your jesting, Mr. Guy?
-
-Guy. Maybe you think you've the laugh of me, Mr. Heppenstall, you with
-your factory unburnt. Wait till my new building is complete with all the
-last word in machinery, Look to your business then. I'll show you what a
-factory should be.
-
-Ephraim. Guy, you sound--almost--as if you are glad.
-
-Guy. Why not? We're well insured.
-
-Ephraim. And our customers, meantime?
-
-Guy. Customers? Fire breaks all contracts.
-
-Ephraim. Not mine. Not while there exists a way of carrying them out.
-
-Guy. There is no way.
-
-John. You'll pardon me, there is. I have offered your father the use of
-my factory by night.
-
-Guy. By night? We should lose money. There would be you to pay, and
-weaving by candlelight is expensive.
-
-Ephraim. Then let us lose money. I will carry out my contracts.
-And--think of the weavers, Guy.
-
-Guy. Let them starve.
-
-Ephraim. I won't. I will hang the leaders. But the rest shall live.
-
-Guy. They will live somehow. When we want them again, they will be
-there. Meantime, they shall be punished.
-
-Ephraim. I say they shall not, and by our good friend's help they need
-not be.
-
-Guy. Our good friend is to run his factory by day and night and take his
-profit out of us. So much for friendship.
-
-Ephraim. He must certainly be compensated for turning his place upside
-down.
-
-Guy. Why turn it upside down?
-
-Ephraim. For the sake of the weavers whom I will not desert.
-
-Guy. Did I burn their livelihood? No. They did. Let them suffer for it.
-
-Ephraim. Guy, I have to remind you again that I am the head of the firm.
-
-Guy. Very well, then. I break my connection with the firm.
-
-Ephraim. Guy! Barlow & Son.
-
-Guy. In future there will be two firms. The first is a charitable
-institution which penalizes itself to find work for riotous weavers who
-burn its factory. The second firm exists to make money.
-
-Ephraim. You mustn't do that, Guy. Not the factory and the firm on one
-black night. I can't stand both.
-
-Guy. Then the firm goes on on my terms.
-
-Ephraim. You mustn't leave me, Guy.
-
-Guy. Very well. Barlow & Son decline your offer with thanks, Mr.
-Heppenstall. (_He turns to table, pours wine and drinks._)
-
-John. Barlow, do you mean to tell me----?
-
-Ephraim. I give him best, Heppenstall. The lad is a stronger man than I
-am. Henceforth I am a looker-on.
-
-Guy (_seated at table_). Father, hand me those plans.
-
-Ephraim. Plans, Guy?
-
-Guy. The new factory, man. Do you think there's time to waste? (_He
-finds pistol uncomfortable in his pocket, takes out and puts on table._)
-Hah! That's finished with. I use a stronger weapon. This. (_Taking up
-pen and bending over the plans which Ephraim has put before him._)
-
-John. Come away, Barlow.
-
-Ephraim. Yes. Yes. I think--(_he follows John haltingly to door._)
-
-(_Exeunt Ephraim and John. Guy is busy with the plans. Enter Ruth
-quickly. She closes door and leans against it, panting._)
-
-Ruth. Guy!
-
-Guy (_not looking up_). I am busy, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Guy, they have got my father. The soldiers, Guy. They've got my
-father.
-
-Guy (_still bending_). Yes, I can hear.
-
-Ruth. My father!
-
-Guy (_leaning back in chair_). Why not? Your father joined the rest.
-
-Ruth. What will they do to him?
-
-Guy. The law has a strong arm, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. You mean----
-
-Guy. Fools pay for their folly.
-
-Ruth (_coming to him_). Guy, Guy, you will not let my father---- Oh----
-
-Guy. Captain Lascelles has charge of all the prisoners till they are
-handed over to the civil authorities. If you wish to communicate with
-any of them, you must apply to him.
-
-Ruth. But--Guy--they say the prisoners will be hanged.
-
-Guy. It's more than likely.
-
-Ruth. And my father----
-
-Guy (_rising and standing with hack to fire_). Arson is a hanging
-matter, Ruth. If your father chose to be a riotous incendiary, he must
-pay the penalty.
-
-Ruth (_standing by table_). Guy, don't you love me?
-
-Guy. I have loved you, Ruth. I find you are the kind of woman men do
-love.
-
-Ruth. What do you mean?
-
-Guy. There was a man to-night, Ruth, upon the moors.
-
-Ruth. That? But you know.
-
-Guy. I am waiting to know.
-
-Ruth. I went to save your life from him. I heard him speak in here,
-last night, when you and Mr. Heppenstall had gone in there, and he--he
-threatened and----
-
-Guy. Threatened! He! And if he did, do you imagine it a woman's job to
-guard my life?
-
-Ruth. He threatened and he meant to do.
-
-Guy. And what had you to do with him?
-
-Ruth. That is all over now.
-
-Guy. It may be, but it has left its mark. Why did you go to him?
-
-Ruth. I went because of what is past. Before I knew you, Guy, I knew him
-and----
-
-Guy. You went to beg my life. From him, your lover, Martin Kelsall!
-
-Ruth. Yes. He was my lover once.
-
-Guy. A fine strong lover for you, wife of mine. A brave, grand lover,
-Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Oh, you outfaced him in the quarry there. I saw the fear he had
-for you.
-
-Guy. The starveling rat.
-
-Ruth. Yes, starveling and a coward when he met you face to face, you
-with your strength and he an ill and starving man. Maybe it's easy for
-a strong man to be brave, but, in the end, he won. His starveling brain
-had made a plan. His----
-
-Guy. Damn him. Do you defend him?
-
-Ruth. No, Guy, I don't defend. I prove him dangerous. I prove that
-when I went, I went with reason. I prove that if he fooled me there, he
-fooled you here. The factory is burnt.
-
-Guy. I am not talking of the factory just now. It's you I'm talking of.
-You say you prove him dangerous. You do. You say he fooled you there, me
-here. I am not certain that he did not fool us both at once, up there.
-
-Ruth. Guy! But I told you.
-
-Guy. What?
-
-Ruth. You came in time.
-
-Guy. In time for what? I want to know. It seems to me that you were
-ready----
-
-Ruth. Yes. I was ready, ready then and there to save your life.
-
-Guy. At the price------?
-
-Ruth. To save your life. You see, I loved you, Guy.
-
-Guy. You loved me!
-
-Ruth. Could I have proved it more?
-
-Guy. There is a price which no man pays for life. You got his pistol
-from him. How?
-
-Ruth. By promising. And then you came. Guy, Guy, I loved you and I
-wanted you to live.
-
-Guy. And you?
-
-Ruth. The quarry cliff is steep. I should have died.
-
-Guy. Come here, Ruth. Look at me. Look into my eyes and tell me that
-again.
-
-(_She comes to him._)
-
-Ruth. I should have died. Death's easy, Guy.
-
-Guy. Yes. I believe you now. (_From her._) By heaven, what a fool you
-are.
-
-Ruth. A loving fool, then, Guy.
-
-Guy, A fool in love's the worst of fools. There, there it's over, Ruth.
-But Kelsall? Yes, I've got Kelsall. Kelsall shall pay for this.
-
-Ruth. They'll hang him, Guy?
-
-Guy. Oh yes, they'll hang what's left.
-
-Ruth. What's left?
-
-Guy. When I have done with Martin Kelsall, the gallows will be welcome
-to the rest.
-
-Ruth. Guy, you----
-
-Guy. Be careful, Ruth, or you will have me doubting you again.
-
-Ruth. And there's my father, Guy. Is he to hang as well?
-
-Guy. You come of a race of fools.
-
-Ruth. I believe that you can save him, Guy. For my sake, won't you let
-that old man live. My father, Guy? Your father's friend when they were
-young together.
-
-Guy. Come here, Ruth. I'll strike a bargain with you. (_He sits._)
-
-Ruth. A bargain?
-
-Guy. Yes, for your father's neck. We mustn't let our father hang, must
-we, my pretty?
-
-Ruth. If what you want is in my power to grant----
-
-Guy. It's in your power. We'll have a straightening out of things, my
-girl. They've got askew, and this night's work of yours is just the last
-knot that you'll tie. You meddle, girl. You are come of weavers' stock
-and weavers tend to meddling. You used to ask me questions, you worried
-me about the factory. I stopped your asking, but I didn't change your
-ways. You kept them, saved them up for this fine piece of meddling of
-to-night. Now Ruth, it's this. You're my wife. You're Mrs Barlow,
-not Ruth Butterworth. Your thoughts should be of my making, not your
-father's. You will give up attending other people's business and attend
-your own. Maybe if you had done that earlier we should have seen by now
-some sign of what I'm looking for from you. You know what that is, lass.
-I want an heir. Give me obedience, my Ruth, bear me a son, and this
-night's work shall be forgotten.
-
-Ruth. And, my father?
-
-Guy. Your father shall escape the hangman, Ruth. What do you say to me?
-
-Ruth. I--I will be your slave. (_She sinks at his feet in utter
-surrender._)
-
-Guy. You will be my wife. You won't ask questions. You will know that
-what I do is good because I do it, and the sooner you bring me an heir
-the better I shall be pleased with you.
-
-Ruth. That is in God's hand, Guy.
-
-Guy. Aye, but meddling women make bad mothers, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. I will not meddle more. I'll be your--your wife.
-
-(_Enter Captain Lascelles. Ruth struggles up._)
-
-Captain. Oh, I--I beg your pardon--I----
-
-Guy (_rising and pouring wine_). Come in, Captain, come in.
-
-(_Captain closes door and advances._)
-
-Captain, a loving cup. I apologize to the British Army and congratulate
-you on the round-up. (_Holding glass out._)
-
-Captain (_taking glass_). Why, thank you, Mr. Barlow. Here's your
-health, sir. To your eyes, madam.
-
-Guy (_drinking_). A very gallant piece of work, Captain.
-
-(_They sit at table. Ruth is by fire, looking into it._)
-
-Captain. Gallant? Nay, to my mind, sir, the policing of your valley
-is no work for a man of Wellington's. It is a sorry soldier who takes
-pleasure in the harrying of half-starved weavers.
-
-Guy. All work well done is good work, Captain.
-
-Captain. I do not share your pleasure in this night. And let me tell
-you, sir, your father's with me in the view I take.
-
-Guy. My father? Aye, old men resent a change, especially a change that
-is forced on them. But for myself, why, good out of evil, captain. A
-new factory, up to date in every detail with new machines to cut my wage
-list down, and----
-
-Captain. Do you think it's safe to build again?
-
-Guy. Safe?
-
-Captain. Yes. Will they let you?
-
-Guy. The weavers? Man, they'll help.
-
-Captain. Will they now?
-
-Guy. They will come and ask to be allowed to help They'll sit round
-watching stone go on to stone and thank their God for every story
-raised.
-
-Captain. That's not their mood to-night.
-
-Guy. To-night they have a supper in them, They'll be starving then.
-
-Ruth (_without turning_). Starving!
-
-Captain. You are somewhat drastic, sir.
-
-Guy. Well, sir, and are not you? In the army you've the noble
-institution of flogging to keep your men to heel. We can't flog weavers.
-It's against the law and so we have to keep them disciplined by other
-means. And now, captain, about your prisoners.
-
-Captain. Yes?
-
-Guy. You would count them carefully? Suppose, I mean, that one were
-missing. Would you take it very much to heart?
-
-Captain. On the contrary, sir, I should be glad to see the whole lot go.
-
-Guy. What, all of them? And go away with nothing to show for your
-night's work?
-
-Captain. I don't regard this as a creditable night, Mr. Barlow. Your
-father was saying just now that the simplest way is to let them all
-escape. They will have had the scare of their lives and are not likely
-to forget the lesson.
-
-Ruth (_turning to Guy_). Oh, if you would!
-
-Guy (_ignoring her_). And what did you say?
-
-The Northerners
-
-Captain. I agreed with him.
-
-Guy. You're a man of heart, Captain. Only you would be cashiered.
-
-Captain. I would risk cashiering. And I may remind you, sir, that it is
-not you, but your father, who's the magistrate.
-
-Guy. I speak here for my father. We settled that between us half an hour
-ago.
-
-Captain. That's true. He sent me to you.
-
-Guy. On your errand of--mercy?
-
-Captain. Yes.
-
-Guy (_rising_). Captain, oblige me by sending two of your prisoners
-here. Butterworth and Kelsall. One of them may escape. He is my wife's
-father.
-
-Captain (_rising_). Your wife's father! I'm sorry, Mrs. Barlow. I had
-so few men that I had to bind the prisoners, and your father must be
-pinioned like the rest.
-
-Guy. He acted like the rest. I will see to his bindings, Captain.
-
-Captain. And as to the other question?
-
-Guy. What other?
-
-Captain. Letting them all escape.
-
-Guy. There is no other question.
-
-Captain. Your father, sir-----
-
-Guy. Your duty, Captain Lascelles, is to hand your prisoners to the
-authorities to be dealt with as the law provides. Meanwhile, send me the
-men I want.
-
-Captain. Very well.
-
-(_Exit Captain Lascelles. Guy sits to his plans. After a moment Ruth
-comes to him and touches his arm._)
-
-Ruth. Guy!
-
-Guy (_not looking up_). Don't go, Ruth. I want you here.
-
-Ruth. I was not going, but----
-
-Guy. Then oblige me by silence. These plans of mine must reach an
-architect to-morrow. (_Takes knife from pocket and erases something on
-plan._) And the new machinery must be ordered to-night.
-
-Ruth. Guy, how soon will the new factory be built?
-
-Guy (_still at work_). With luck, six months, if frost does not hold up
-the masons.
-
-Ruth. Six months. Six wintry months and in the mean time all the
-weavers----
-
-Guy. Those who are not hanged will be starving for their sins. I've told
-you to keep quiet, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. I have kept quiet, Guy, kept quiet while you made me love you like
-your dog because you warmed my body well and fed me till my eyes
-were closed with fat and all my will was lulled to sleep. I asked you
-questions of the factory, and when you gave me poetry books to read,
-I read them and forgot. You told me not to meddle and I have obeyed.
-I gave up asking questions till in all the valley there was none more
-ignorant than me. Than me, who----
-
-Guy (_rising_). Than you who made a bargain with me here. Is this your
-way of keeping it?
-
-Ruth. Guy, let me ask you things. If it is the last time, for just this
-once, be kind and tell me what you mean to do.
-
-Guy. If it is the last time? Ruth, I keep my bargains. There is your
-father's life at stake.
-
-Ruth. Still, I must know. For the sake of our future, Guy, I must know
-what you mean to do. I have been quiet, Guy. I will again. I might have
-spoken now while Captain Lascelles spoke with you. I kept my silence
-then, But tell me, Guy. It's you who are the master now? You, not your
-father?
-
-Guy. It is I.
-
-Ruth. Lord of the Valley. Master of their lives. Guy, Guy, what will you
-do with them?
-
-Guy. Break them.
-
-Ruth. Your father would be merciful.
-
-Guy. Old men grow soft with age.
-
-Ruth. Have you not broken them enough? Have they not starved for you
-till desperation made them turn and do the deed they did to-night?
-
-Guy. They did the deed. They turned. Therefore they are not broken,
-Ruth. But, by the Lord, they're going to be. I'll have them meek. I'll
-crush their spirits till their children's children rue the day their
-fathers tried to thwart Guy Barlow.
-
-Ruth. Yes. You can do it. You've the strength.
-
-Guy. And the power. The dogs don't know their master yet.
-
-Ruth. You can do it, Guy. But will you?
-
-Guy. Will I?
-
-Ruth. Hear me. A woman can't do much. A woman's handicapped. But what
-she can do, Guy, all that I'll do----
-
-Guy. Where is your bargain now?
-
-Ruth. Yes. I made a bargain, didn't I? I bargained for my father's life.
-My life for his.
-
-Guy. Your--life?
-
-Ruth. I said I'd be your slave. I said that I would give you sons. I
-said I would not ask you questions.
-
-Guy. And you have asked. You have asked and had your answers, For the
-last time, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Yes. I shall ask no more. I shall----Guy. What?
-
-(_Enter soldier with Matthew and Martin, whose wrists are bound behind
-their backs._)
-
-Soldier. Captain Lascelles' orders, sir.
-
-Guy. Thank you. You may go.
-
-(_Soldier salutes and goes. Ruth snatches knife from table and cuts
-Matthew's bonds._)
-
-Ruth. Father, you shall not be bound.
-
-Guy (_watching cynically and firmly taking knife from her._) No. Our
-father must not be in bonds, must he? But we will stop there, Ruth. It
-is not Kelsall's turn just yet.
-
-Matthew. I am not wishful to be treated differently from the rest.
-
-Guy. No? And yet, do you know, Father-in-law Butterworth, you are
-going to be. Martyrs are going cheap to-night. I have another use than
-martyrdom for you. Matthew. Well, seemingly, I'm in your hands.
-
-Guy. You are precisely in my hands, Father-in-law. What would you say
-now if I let you go scot free for this?
-
-Ruth (_half-incredulously_). Guy!
-
-Matthew. I'd say the wench had talked to you.
-
-Guy. Yes. She has talked. And then, Butterworth? After I had let you go?
-
-Matthew. You want a promise from me? Well, I'll make you none until you
-put away from you the abomination of machinery. I'll fight till I can
-fight no more against your factories and ugliness. I'll fight for honest
-craftsmanship and joy and pride in work until there's not a factory left
-in the land, until we've made an end to all the makers and the users of
-machines that take the weaver's handiwork away, until----
-
-Ruth (_holding him back as he advances towards Guy_). Father! Guy has
-the power of life or death. You could be hanged for what you've done
-to-night.
-
-Guy. And dead men burn no factories, Butterworth.
-
-Matthew. Dead men can speak, speak from their graves back to the living,
-Mr. Guy.
-
-Guy. I have told you you are not to die. You're going to live, because I
-will it so.
-
-Matthew. And ask me to submit?
-
-Guy. I don't remember asking. I know you will submit.
-
-Matthew. Never.
-
-Guy. The door is there. Get out of it and go. You'll not be stayed. Go
-out and show yourself alive. Go out and prove to all the valley that Guy
-Barlow has the power of life or death.
-
-Matthew. So that's the use you have for me. To show myself a coward,
-who----
-
-Guy. To show yourself sent back to life by me.
-
-Matthew. To life! The life you send me to is not worth having.
-
-Guy. Perhaps that's why I send you back to it.
-
-Matthew. No. I will----
-
-Ruth. You will think of my mother.
-
-Martin. Go, Butterworth. There is still work for you to do.
-
-Matthew. To take my life from him!
-
-Ruth. He will not taunt you with it, father.
-
-Guy (_going impatiently to door and opening it_). Go, man, before I
-change my mind, and thank your God it's you I choose to take my message
-out--the message that Guy Barlow has the power to send men to the
-gallows or the loom. For you, the loom. For him, the gallows. Go.
-
-(_Ruth goes with Matthew to door._)
-
-Ruth. Go, father.
-
-Guy. Ruth, not you.
-
-Ruth. No.
-
-(_Gently pushing Matthew out. He goes. Guy closes door, then crosses to
-window and throws curtains hack. Then turns bullyingly on Martin._)
-
-Guy. Well, Martin Kelsall, do you like your handiwork? A pretty bonfire
-for a winter's night. Look at it, Kelsall. Drink it in, for it is like
-to be the last you'll see of earthly fire. They don't waste coal in
-jail.
-
-Martin. I have two things will keep me warm.
-
-Guy. You will need them both before the hangman fits a noose about your
-neck.
-
-Martin. Two things, Guy Barlow. Hatred. Hatred of you and satisfaction
-for to-night. We've made a clean sweep of your factory.
-
-Guy. And I could almost find it in my heart to shake your dirty hand
-for doing it. You've left the less to clear away before we can commence
-rebuilding.
-
-Martin. Rebuilding!
-
-Guy. Why, did you think we'd sit down still and mourn? You will not live
-to see it, Kelsall, but there will be a grand new factory in six months'
-time. There'll be machines which eat up work as if they liked it.
-Machines to do the work of many men. They're cunning things, those new
-machines. They are not rebellious and a little child can guide them by
-the hand. Kelsall, I think a factory should have a name. I shall call
-mine the Phoenix Factory, because it's going to rise more glorious upon
-the ashes you have sown.
-
-Martin. Oh, you can kill me----
-
-Guy. And I shall. I'm not like you. I'm not afraid to kill.
-
-Martin. But my work will go on.
-
-Guy. It will. And shall I tell you what that work of yours will be?
-Death, Kelsall, Death and----
-
-Martin. Yes, death for me, but for the others--those for whom I give my
-life--there will be----
-
-Guy. There will be the slower death which you escape by hanging. They
-will thank you for it, won't they, Kelsall? While they starve, they'll
-bless your name for burning down the factory that brought them bread.
-
-Martin. It did not bring them bread enough for life.
-
-Guy. Oh, some of them will live the winter through and come to work my
-new looms in the spring. They'll be the strong men who survive, strong
-weavers for my factory and, by the Lord, they will be meek. They will
-have learnt the cost of yonder carnival. They----
-
-Ruth. Stop, Guy.
-
-Guy. What?
-
-Ruth. I'm telling you to stop your blasphemy.
-
-Guy. You asked me questions, Ruth. I thought you liked to listen to my
-plans.
-
-Ruth. Yes. I have asked you questions and I have my answer now.
-
-Guy. True, but you interrupt me, Ruth. You interrupt my telling Mr.
-Kelsall of the future which he will not be fortunate enough to see.
-
-Ruth. You are baiting a helpless man, and----
-
-Guy. If you prefer to go, the door is open. I've got a crow to pick with
-Kelsall here.
-
-Ruth. I do not prefer to go. I told you what a woman could, I'd do to
-stop your infamies.
-
-Guy (_sneering_). Women can do so much.
-
-Ruth. Sometimes they can do much. Martin, I am glad that they have bound
-your hands. Glad of it now, because----
-
-Martin (_understanding_). No. No. Not that way, Ruth.
-
-Ruth. Is there another?
-
-Martin. Yes. Loose my hands and I----
-
-Guy. I think not, Kelsall. So. You are Ruth and Martin to each other,
-are you? And Ruth met Martin on the moors to-night. Ruth is my wife, and
-Martin--Martin is---- (_He approaches with fist clenched to strike._)
-
-Ruth (_in front of Martin, protecting him_). Martin is the man I should
-have married if----
-
-Guy (_restraining himself with the mastery of one who feels he can take
-his time_). If you hadn't seen a better chance in me.
-
-Martin. A better chance!
-
-Ruth (_with a protective arm across his chest, watching Guy by fire,
-over her shoulder_). Yes, Martin, for it was a chance.
-
-Martin (_bitterly_) What have you made of it?
-
-Ruth. Oh, in the end it comes to this. Could it have come to any other
-thing?
-
-Martin. We might have had this time together, Ruth. Some sort of
-happiness, some little sort.
-
-Ruth. I've had some happiness with him. The sort of happiness you have
-when you're asleep. I loved him in my sleep, and in my dreams he seemed
-a proper man to love. But you--you've had no happiness. You have been
-lonely, Martin, lonely and cold and hungry. You should have had me
-working with you all this while. I've been a traitor to you in my sleep.
-But now--now I am awake and in the death to which they'll make you
-go, you shall be stainless to the end. And in their hearts you'll live
-again--the man who planned and did and died upon a gallows for the
-people's sake. I will keep you pure for that, my Martin. I-----
-
-Guy (_from fire_). I am being very patient, Ruth.
-
-Ruth (_to Martin, not turning_). You see, I've had my happiness, so it
-is right that I should pay. (_She turns to Guy._)
-
-Guy. So? You have finished your farewell?
-
-Ruth. Yes, Guy, it is all over now.
-
-Guy (_suddenly ferocious_). Then come here, Ruth. Come here and scream.
-Scream loudly, Ruth, or I shall cheat the hangman of his prey before
-they drag me off.
-
-Ruth (_between them_) You shall not touch him, Guy. A fettered man.
-
-Guy. Shan't! Shall I not? Come to me, Ruth, I tell you. Come away. I'm
-master here.
-
-Ruth. Yes. You are master here where your father was. And if you die,
-your father would be master still.
-
-Guy. You are standing in my way.
-
-Ruth. Your father's merciful and you--you shall not have your vengeance,
-Guy. The hard, hard laws will take revenge and men will pay in blood and
-tears and life for what they've done to-night. You shall not make the
-women pay in agony. (_She takes pistol from table and points._) You
-shall not starve the valley, Guy.
-
-Guy. So. That is what you mean. The pistol's loaded, and your aim is
-true. (_He comes round table._)
-
-Ruth. I do not shake with hunger, Guy.
-
-Guy. Not by my death nor by a hundred deaths of such as me will you
-delay the spread of factories. They will go on--go on--I may not see it,
-but---- (_He leaps._)
-
-Ruth. You will not see it, Guy. (_She fires._) And I--I only see the
-valley here and you who would be master of their lives.
-
-Guy (_falling_). You--you've got me, Ruth.
-
-Ruth (_dropping pistol_). The plans. The plans. (_She burns plans in
-fire._)
-
-Guy. Ruth!
-
-Ruth. Yes. (_By him._) I have killed the man I loved. Lest he became the
-beast I'd hate.
-
-Martin. Ruth! For God's sake, loose my hands. Ruth (_looking at Guy_).
-Good-bye, Martin. They will be coming for me now.
-
-(_Captain Lascelles, Ephraim and John are seen in the doorway._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ZACK
-
-
-CHARACTERS.
-
-Paul Munning.
-
-Zachariah Munning.
-
-Joe Wrigley.
-
-James Abbott.
-
-Thomas Mowatt
-
-Harry Shoebridge
-
-Mrs. Munning.
-
-Virginia Cavender.
-
-Martha Wrigley.
-
-Sally Teale
-
-
-Act I.--_Mrs. Munnings Parlour--an afternoon in early June_.
-
-Act II.--_The Refreshment Room--morning a fortnight later_.
-
-Act III.--_Mrs. Munnings Parlour--evening a month later._
-
-
-In the Village of Little Hulton, Lancashire.
-
-
-
-
-ACT I.
-
-_The parlour in Mrs. Munning's house, the window of which looks out to
-a bowling green. The room is furnished with chairs and sofa, upholstered
-in horsehair. It is not quite shabby, but well used. The ornaments
-crowded on the mantelpiece are Mid-Victorian survivals. There is a
-bookshelf on the wall above the bureau. The wall-paper is flowered;
-there is no gas, but lamp on table. In the window is a small model in
-plaster of a wedding-cake. It should be quite small and unostentatious.
-Men's coats are hung behind door. The light is of a spring afternoon._
-
-_As the curtain rises, Mrs. Munning, who is fifty-five and hard
-featured, is dusting the ornaments on the mantel. She is in her best
-clothes, which are black, protected by a dirty apron. She looks at the
-clock impatiently. It strikes four. She goes to window and looks out.
-She mutters, "And time too" and goes to door. She opens it and speaks
-through it._
-
-*****
-
-Mrs. Munning. Get a move on, now. Take your things off in there and come
-along quick.
-
-Sally (_off_). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Hurry up when I tell you. This is a nice time of day to
-come.
-
-Sally (_entering, a pretty, country girl of eighteen in print frock_).
-You told me to come o' Thursday and Thursday _'_tis.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's been Thursday a long time.
-
-Sally. You never said no hour. And mother said to me, she says----
-
-Mrs. Munning. Never mind what she said. You take hold of that duster and
-let me see you shape.
-
-Sally. Yes, Mrs. Munning. (_She takes it and dusts at mantel._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Take care of those ornaments now, Sally.
-
-Sally. Now don't you fret yourself. I'm not the breaking sort. You can
-stop my wages for all I'm like to break.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's of course.
-
-Sally. I was telling you. Mother, she says to me, you stay at home for
-your dinner, she says, and that'll save Mrs. Munning a bit; and I stayed
-willing because we'd trotters to-day and they're a dish that I've a
-relish for.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You could have gone home to your dinner.
-
-Sally. And I couldn't. Not when I'd once begun with you. Meals and all,
-you said, and a bargain's a bargain.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, you should have come this morning. Leaving me all to
-do.
-
-Sally. Mother didn't know you were in a hurry.
-
-Mrs. Munning. She ought to, then. I told her. I told her that when Miss
-Cavender came this afternoon I wanted her to take you for a regular
-maid. And don't you forget it neither, Sally, and go giving it away
-you're not always here.
-
-Sally. Suppose she asks me, Mrs. Munning?
-
-Mrs. Munning. If you'll shape properly, she'll never think but what
-you're regular. That's what I wanted you early for. To run you round and
-show you the ways of the house.
-
-Sally. Eh, but I don't need showing. Didn't I spring-clean for you last
-year? I'll manage easy.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll have to now. And don't come asking me where things
-are kept, not when Miss Cavender can hear you ask.
-
-Sally. Oh, don't you worry, Mrs. Munning. If any one gives it away to
-Miss Cavender that I've not been here for years and years, it'll not be
-me. Find my way about a strange house blindfold, I can. It's a natural
-gift.
-
-(_Paul Munning enters, a man of thirty, well-built, but with meanness
-stamped upon an otherwise not unattractive face. He wears light clothes
-with a grey bowler hat, and a buttonhole._)
-
-Sally. Here's Mr. Paul. Good-afternoon, sir.
-
-(_Paul grunts. Mrs. Munning turns._)
-
-Paul. Has she come yet?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Not yet. Have you----?
-
-(_Paul indicates Sally._)
-
-Um. This room will do now, Sally.
-
-Sally. It will, though I says it that did it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Did you! I fancied I did it myself.
-
-Sally. You did the rough, Mrs. Munning, but I always say it's the
-finishing touch that counts with dusting and I reckon I did that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, now you can go to the kitchen and get the kettle on
-for tea.
-
-Sally. You'll be having your tea in here, won't you?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes.
-
-Sally. All right. You needn't raise a hand to it. I'll see to
-everything.
-
-(_Sally goes out._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. She's a Miss Know-all, she is.
-
-Paul. Won't she do?
-
-Mrs. Munning. She'll have to do. Virginia's got to think we keep a maid,
-and Sally's the only one who'd come at our price.
-
-Paul (_sitting, gloomily_). It's great expense.
-
-Mrs. Munning. No helping that. It's got to be. We can't have Virginia
-going home and telling all her aunt's too poor to keep a servant. Did
-you get that order?
-
-Paul. No.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Not Taylor's?
-
-Paul. Wilson, of Norton Parva, is catering for Mrs. Taylor's wedding.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You mean to say that Wilson got there first?
-
-Paul. He hadn't been.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then how's he got the order?
-
-Paul. He's going to get it. It's the same old tale. They'd heard our
-weddings aren't as pleasant as they used to be. Knew we were nearest,
-but they thought they'd give Wilson a chance. A good ten pounds gone
-from us there.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, I don't know.
-
-Paul. And I don't know. If I knew I'd alter it. We're doing things no
-different from what we always did, and yet it's got about our style's
-gone off. It's not gone off.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm sure it's not. What do they say? Do they tell you
-anything?
-
-Paul. Folks with a wedding in their house are too uplifted to say much.
-They don't explain. What I make out is we're not so hearty as we used to
-be.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Hearty?
-
-Paul. I've heard it said so. God knows what it means. I'm sure I try to
-be hearty. It's prejudice, and nothing else.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And word's passed round against us.
-
-Paul. Seems so.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's very bad, Paul.
-
-Paul. Bad? Don't I know it's bad? Couldn't be worse if it tried. We'll
-have the shutters up altogether at this rate. The joinery business
-doesn't keep us alive, and if the catering goes to ruin, we'll go along
-with it. That's all.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's all, is it? Can't you up and fight it? You're
-losing heart.
-
-Paul. Enough to make me, too. You can fight a thing you see, but you
-can't fight a prejudice. It's like hitting air. I tell you what, mother,
-this is no time to have a guest, and a guest that calls for a servant.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We can't afford to lose a chance.
-
-Paul. Chance of what?
-
-Mrs. Munning. There's money in that family, and when my sister writes
-to me and says Virginia's not been well and needs the country air, I say
-it's folly not to have her here, cost what it may.
-
-Paul. There's money and they'll keep it to themselves.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm not the one to go expecting much, but you never know,
-and it _'_ud be no more than sisterly of Annie to remember me in her
-will.
-
-Paul. Oh well, she's coming and we're in for it. How long before we see
-the back of her?
-
-Mrs. Munning. The doctor told her mother it'll take a month to put her
-right.
-
-Paul. A month! A month! Good Lord! There's Sally at six shillings a week
-wages, that's one pound four, and as much again for keep, is two pounds
-eight, and Virginia an invalid _'_ll cost----
-
-Mrs. Munning. She's not an invalid. She's just run down.
-
-Paul. I know, and the Lord knows what it'll cost in fancy goods to wind
-her up. You'll see no change from five pounds for this affair.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I say it's worth it.
-
-Paul. And I hope you're right.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We'll see. You'd better change your clothes now, Paul.
-
-Paul. Change? What for?
-
-Mrs. Munning. When I married your father I married a joiner and I didn't
-see cause to tell our Annie that he couldn't make ends meet till
-I turned to and made a catering business for him as well, me being
-apprenticed to the confectionery when he came courting me. I didn't tell
-them and I haven't told to this day.
-
-Paul. Yes, but if the girl's to stay a month she's bound to know it soon
-or late.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then let her know it late. There's a lot in first
-impressions.
-
-Paul. Why, there's Mr. Abbott's wedding-party tomorrow.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's not to-day, is it? And we'll send her for a walk
-to-morrow with Zack, out of the way.
-
-Paul. About all he's fit for.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You get your gay clothes changed,
-
-Paul, or she'll ask questions at once. I've tea to see to now. (_Opening
-door._) Sally!
-
-Sally (_appearing with folded cloth_). Now it's all right, Mrs. Munning.
-I'm finding all I want.
-
-(_Paul goes out. Sally unfolds and lays on table a ragged white cloth._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. What do you call that?
-
-Sally. Tea-cloth, isn't it?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes, for the kitchen. I've got one here for this room.
-(_She opens drawer in table and takes out cloth._)
-
-Sally (_watching_). Oh! Company cloth, like.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Take the other back.
-
-(_Sally is going._)
-
-And here, Sally.
-
-Sally (_turning_). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_going to window, getting the wedding-cake model_). Take
-this with you and put it in the dresser drawer. Sally. The dresser
-drawer!
-
-Mrs. Munning. And mind you close it.
-
-Sally. Well I---- Oh, I see. You're hiding it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We don't want Miss Cavender to be learning everything at
-once.
-
-Sally. A nod's as good as a wink to me. I'm mum.
-
-(_Sally goes out, with model and cloth, nodding sagely. Mrs. Munning
-carefully spreads the new cloth on table, putting the lamp on the
-bureau. Sally re-enters with tray, which she places on the table with a
-flourish. Mrs. Munning surveys the tray._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. That'll not do, Sally.
-
-Sally. What's wrong now?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You mustn't bring in the loaf like that. I want cut bread
-and butter.
-
-Sally. Oh, well I call that making work, especially with a loaf like
-that, all over nobbly bits of crust that's twice as sweet to eat for
-tearing off.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And that cress?
-
-Sally (_bridling_). Well?
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's for cress sandwiches.
-
-Sally. Oh? I didn't see no ham nor nothink.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Cress sandwiches, Sally.
-
-Sally. How can they be sandwiches without there's meat?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Can you cut them or must I do it myself?
-
-Sally. Can I? Of course I can. But I call it a finicky way of doing
-things. Making a nuisance of a simple job like eating cress. What are
-fingers for?
-
-Mrs. Munning. That will do, Sally. I want no grumbling.
-
-(_Sally takes up loaf and cress._)
-
-Sally. Grumbling? There never was nobody less of a grumbler than me. I
-only speak my mind.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, you get along and cut that bread up now. I want
-things looking nice. Lord I If that isn't the fly now. Quick, Sally!
-Put those plates down in yonder and get back to the door. (_She hustles
-Sally out. By the door she takes off her apron, and pitches it through
-door._) Hang that up sometime. Come along, now. Get to the front door.
-
-(_Sally re-enters._)
-
-Sally. It's all right, Mrs. Munning. Don't you get yourself into a tear.
-There's another day to-morrow. (_Sally crosses to front door and exit._)
-
-(_Mrs. Munning becomes very much the lady of leisure. She pats her hair,
-takes a book from shelf and sits in arm-chair, reading. Sally re-enters
-with Virginia, a well-dressed girl of the urban type with plenty of high
-spirits and some little indication of recent illness._)
-
-Sally. The young lady's here.
-
-(_Sally remains, an interested spectator._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_marking her place in the book, and rising_). Well, so
-this is Virginia. How you've grown!
-
-Virginia. How are you, Aunt Elizabeth?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm strong and hearty, child. It's you that's not.
-
-Virginia. Oh, I'm all right now, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're pale.
-
-Virginia. But not for long in this air of yours. There isn't much the
-matter with me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Your mother wrote a different tale from that.
-
-Virginia. Mother's a dear old fuss.
-
-Mrs. Munning. How is she?
-
-Virginia. She's splendid, thanks.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, give Sally your coat and sit down. Virginia. Thanks.
-
-(_Sally takes her coat, then stands examining it._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's right. And now, Virginia----
-
-Virginia. Jenny, please, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Jenny!
-
-Virginia. Virginia's no name to live with.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, as you like. Why don't you sit?
-
-Virginia. I didn't pay the flyman.
-
-Mrs. Munning. As if we'd let you! It'll be a pleasure to Paul to see to
-that. You'll remember Paul?
-
-Virginia. Very vaguely. As a tiny boy.
-
-Mrs. Munning. He's a big man now. He'll be helping the flyman up
-with your boxes, only we don't hear them because this house is so
-extraordinarily well-built you can't hear sounds in it at all. It's a
-perfect refuge of peace. Just what you want to cure your nerves with
-quiet and----
-
-(_Several loud bumps are heard above. Mrs. Munning looks disconcerted._)
-
-Virginia (_quickly_). I'm afraid my box is very heavy. Mrs. Munning
-(_recovering_). Oh, Paul won't mind. He's wonderfully strong. Will you
-have tea now or would you rather go to your room first? Sally shall show
-you. Virginia (_rising_). Thank you.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_speaking at Sally_). Our guest room is directly over
-here.
-
-(_Virginia nods and goes out._)
-
-Sally. That's your room, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You keep that to yourself.
-
-(_Sally nods, and goes out after Virginia. Mrs. Munning fusses a moment
-at the tea tablet then suddenly thinking, goes to the window and opens
-it._)
-
-(_Calling softly_). Zack! Zack! Zack!
-
-(_Paul enters. He has changed to a brown suit of country cut._)
-
-Paul. What do you want Zack for? (_He speaks at her back._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_turning violently_). Eh? Oh, it's you.
-
-Paul. Yes. What's to do?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I've had so much on hand with that Sally turning up so
-late that it slipped my mind about Zack.
-
-Paul. What about Zack?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I've forgotten to warn him.
-
-Paul. Warn?
-
-Mrs. Munning. About the catering, and Sally and so on. If we don't make
-it as plain to him as Monday's dinner he'll give us away in the inside
-of two minutes. You know what Zack is.
-
-Paul. I'd leave him alone. He's safer out of the way than in it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That'll not do. He'll chose the best wrong time for
-turning up. Trust Zack for doing something awkward.
-
-Paul (_going l._). I'll have a look round.
-
-Mrs. Munning. As like as not the wastrel's sleeping somewhere.
-
-Paul. Or reading in a book.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll give him read.
-
-(_Enter Sally_).
-
-You've been a fine time showing Miss Cavender her room. (_Exit Paul._)
-
-Sally. I've been helping her undo her box, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Trust you for prying, I suppose. Sally. I didn't look
-before she asked me. But when I did, I saw some sights. The ironing
-she'll make. Frills! They're the width of my hand and more.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_angrily_). Will you go into the kitchen and get those
-sandwiches cut?
-
-Sally. I'm going. (_She gets to door, then turns._) But I'll tell you
-this much, Mrs. Munning, that there'll be a row of eyes on washing day
-a-watching me hang Miss Cavender's underlinen on the line. This village
-hasn't seen such sights before.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You mind your own business in there and don't waste time.
-I'll ring for tea. (_She pushes Sally out, then goes to window._) Can't
-you find him, Paul? Paul. Not yet. (_He is outside window._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Best leave it, then. If he's asleep he may sleep on till
-after tea and then we'll tell him quietly. Paul. What! Zack sleep while
-there's eating going on? Mrs. Munning. We'll have to chance it, Paul. I
-want you here when she comes down wherever Zack may be. You didn't see
-her upstairs?
-
-Paul. No. Dodged her.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's right.
-
-(_Paul comes from window and enters by door. Mrs. Munning closes window,
-and then arranges table again, fussily._)
-
-Paul (_grumbling_). Tea in here.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Why, of course.
-
-(_Paul sits sulkily in arm-chair, legs outstretched, hands in pocket._)
-
-Paul. It's a sight more comfortable in the kitchen. This is a foul upset
-of all our ways.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Wait till you see Virginia.
-
-Paul. I don't need seeing her. I carried up her traps and that's enough
-to tell me all I want to know.
-
-Mrs. Munning. A girl must have clothes, Paul.
-
-Paul. I'd rather carry them than pay for them, that's true. A
-dressed-up, peeked and pampered town girl with a head full of fancies
-and----
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm sure she isn't peeked.
-
-Paul. Oh? Isn't she ill, or was her mother lying?
-
-Mrs. Munning. She's been ill and she's getting better now.
-
-Paul. That's worse. She'll eat us out of house and home Convalescents
-always eat like elephants.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I wish you'd think ahead.
-
-Paul. I do. To the grocer's bills she'll make.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, you think to something a bit more pleasant that'll
-bring a smile to your face. You've a sour look on you sometimes.
-
-Paul. Enough to make me sour, too.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I've told you why she's here. It's not because I love her,
-nor her mother neither, but there's money at that end of the family and
-I'm a believer in keeping on the sweet side of rich relations and giving
-Providence a friendly lead.
-
-Paul. I can look pleasant all right when I'm being photographed with a
-wedding-group, but looking pleasant for a month on end! It'll take some
-doing, I give you my word.
-
-(_Virginia enters in a light spring frock. Paul rises._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. This is Paul, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. I'm very glad to see you, Cousin Paul. It's a long time since
-we met.
-
-Paul (_not ungraciously_). I don't remember meeting you at all.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_up to bureau, from which she gets a large old-fashioned
-portrait album_). Don't you? I'll show you when you met. Sit down,
-Jenny.
-
-Virginia (_sitting_). Thanks.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_sitting by her with the album. Paul stands behind_). I've
-got you both in this album. Taken together.
-
-Paul. Oh?
-
-(_Mrs. Munning finds the photograph._)
-
-Virginia. Oh yes. Mother has one of that at home.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It was taken at your house. Look at it, Paul. Weren't you
-a loving pair?
-
-Paul. Is that me?
-
-Mrs. Munning. That's you.
-
-Virginia. Don't you look funny?
-
-Paul. You a baby and me a little lad. No wonder I'd forgotten it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You've both come on a bit since then. Ring the bell for
-tea, Paul.
-
-(_Paul looks surprised, then rings._)
-
-Virginia (_turning over leaves_). Is this Paul, too?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes. Paul at five. (_Turning_). And there he is at ten,
-and there at twelve and----
-
-Virginia. Yes. But haven't I another cousin, Aunt Elizabeth?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes. Yes, but----
-
-Paul. He makes a bad photograph.
-
-Virginia. Some people do. But they are often all the better in the
-flesh. Will he be in to tea?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well----
-
-Virginia. Isn't he at home?
-
-(_Sally enters with tea, sandwiches, etc._)
-
-Paul. Oh yes. But we're very busy in the joiner's shop just now.
-
-(_Sally stops short and looks at him._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Come along, Sally.
-
-Virginia. Oh, dear! But of course I'm glad to know your business does
-so well. I mean I suppose it does if my cousin is too busy to come in to
-tea.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We'll send for him. Sally, tell Mr. Zachary to come.
-
-Sally. Mr. Zachary?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes.
-
-Sally. Do you mean Zack?
-
-Mrs Munning. Tell Mr. Zachary tea's ready and his cousin's come.
-
-Sally. But I don't know where he is. He's such a one for getting into
-holes and corners and----
-
-Paul. You can find him, can't you?
-
-Sally. I can try. And I'll start with his bed, and all. It's ten to one
-he's lying on it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Sally, he's----
-
-Sally. Are you finding him or am I? Because if it's me, I'll look in the
-likeliest place first.
-
-(_Exit Sally._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. You mustn't expect town courtesy from our country
-servants, Jenny. May I give you sugar? Virginia. One lump, please.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And cream?
-
-Virginia. Thanks.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul, Jenny's cup.
-
-(_Paul hands it clumsily. While they are occupied the door opens,
-and Zack enters. He is younger than Paul, but neglect makes him look
-middle-aged. He wears spectacles and a beard and is dressed shabbily
-with a carpenter's apron on. Under his left arm is the wedding-cake
-model._)
-
-Zack. I knew that was the smell of tea-time, but what are we having it
-in here for?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack, don't you see your cousin?
-
-(_Mrs. Munning pours tea, etc. Virginia rises._)
-
-Zack. Why, if I'd not forgotten all about her. I am a careless chap.
-Do you know, Miss Virginia, I forgot to come in to dinner one day last
-week.
-
-Paul. That doesn't often happen.
-
-Zack. It _'_ud better not, neither. Gives you a nasty sinking feel
-towards tea-time to go without your dinner. Well, how are you, Miss
-Virginia? I'm pleased to meet you.
-
-(_Till now Virginia has stood slightly embarrassed and amused. He comes
-forward now, and Virginia puts out her hand._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll wash your hand before you touch Jenny's.
-
-Zack. Maybe I ought. I'm not so frequent at the soap as I might be.
-
-Virginia. I think we'll shake hands as you are.
-
-Zack. Will you? That's hearty.
-
-(_They shake hands. Virginia sits, Zack is about to._)
-
-But----- Oh, Lord!
-
-Virginia. What is it?
-
-Zack (_fingering his coat_). I'm not dressed up for a parlour tea. I----
-Eh?
-
-(_Paul is taking the model from under Zack's arm._)
-
-Oh, yes. Do you know where I found that?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Put it down.
-
-Zack (_up to window with it_). I'll put it in its place. But do you know
-where I found it?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Never mind, Zack. It doesn't matter. (_To Jenny._) It's
-only a little window ornament, Jenny.
-
-Zack (_imperviously_). I found that on the kitchen dresser. Picked it up
-as I came through.
-
-(_Sally enters. Mrs. Munning's feelings get too much for her. She rises
-to meet Sally. Paul sees and distracts Virginia's attention._)
-
-Paul. Will you have more bread and butter, Jenny? Virginia. Thank you,
-Paul.
-
-Sally. I can't find---- (_Seeing Zack._) Oh, there you are!
-
-Mrs. Munning (_to Sally_). I told you to put that model in the dresser
-drawer.
-
-Sally. And you told me to cut sandwiches and bread and I've one pair of
-hands and not a hundred. I left it atop till I'd a minute to spare, and
-if it's not where I left it some one's moved it. It didn't walk.
-
-(_She crosses speaking and exit. Mrs. Munning returns speechlessly to
-her seat._)
-
-Zack. Well, I'll change my coat and chance it.
-
-(_He changes to a slightly less old coat which hangs behind the door._)
-
-Parlour ways is parlour ways.
-
-Virginia. I do hope you're not going to make a stranger of me, Aunt
-Elizabeth.
-
-Zack. And that's no use in here. (_Taking off the apron,_) Paul. You'll
-have to make allowances for Zack, Jenny. Virginia. Is he a little----?
-
-Paul. We don't let it go beyond the family, of course. Virginia. I hope
-I'm one of you.
-
-Paul. He was born lazy. That's what's the matter. Zack (_returning to
-table, sitting and eating. Zack can talk and eat at once_). I've done
-a job of work to-day and chance it. Mended that pig-stye at Ballbrook
-farm.
-
-Paul. Did you? I daresay there was all of ten minutes' work in that.
-
-Zack. Took me a couple of hour.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then I hoped you charged according. Zack. I charged a
-shilling.
-
-Mrs. Munning. For a couple of hour! It's worth half a crown.
-
-Zack. I charged what I thought fair.
-
-Mrs. Munning. What you----! Oh well, it's done now.
-
-Where's the shilling?
-
-Zack (_feeling_). Oh, it's in my other coat. (_He is about to rise._)
-
-Paul. All right. All right. That'll do later.
-
-Zack. But I can see I've done wrong thing again. It's like this, Miss
-Virginia, there's some folk born to do right. They can't do the wrong
-thing if they tried. Like mother and Paul. I'm different. It's just the
-other way with me. I can't do right.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You never spoke a truer word.
-
-Zack. Same time, you know, I have my use. Oh yes, I've got a use.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I haven't noticed it.
-
-Zack. I'll tell you then. Suppose a thing goes wrong.
-
-They do sometimes. Very well. It couldn't be Paul and it couldn't be
-you, because you're born the other way. It's always me. You don't need
-to look round for some one to put the blame on. You know it's me. And
-that's a sort of use now, isn't it?
-
-Virginia. Is it?
-
-Zack. Think of the time it saves. I'm always handy to be cussed at. Like
-a cat, you know. Some folks keep a cat or a dog, and when their feelings
-get too much to hold, they kick the cat. Well, I'm the cat in this
-house. (_He speaks entirely without bitterness. It is all accepted
-fact._)
-
-Paul. You sleep like one, but a cat's more use than you. You don't catch
-mice.
-
-Zack. I eat more, too. And that's a thing I've tried to master and I
-can't. You'd be surprised the way I've tried to fight my appetite.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's news to me.
-
-Zack. I own it didn't show. It beat me every time Eating agrees with
-me. That's where it is. I'm a natural-born eater and I can't go against
-nature.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You needn't talk about it.
-
-Zack. No. But it's like my other ways. It can't be hid. I'm eating now
-in the parlour as hearty as if it were in the kitchen. And that's not
-right, is it?
-
-Virginia. I don't know.
-
-Zack. Parlour's for eating like you didn't mean it, and only played with
-food to pass the time. I wish I could pretend with food. But the habit's
-got too strong a hold on me for that. I'll never be a gentleman.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That'll do, Zack. Talking about yourself with your mouth
-full. Jenny's heard quite enough.
-
-Paul. What would you like to do after tea, Jenny?
-
-Virginia. Anything you like. I must just write to mother first to tell
-her I got here all right.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Of course.
-
-Virginia. What time does the post go?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Six o'clock.
-
-Virginia. I'd better write at once. Then I shall be quite at your
-disposal, cousin.
-
-Paul. I thought you and mother might go out. The country's looking quite
-like spring.
-
-Zack. I've noticed the celandine's in bud.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Are you too tired for a walk, Jenny?
-
-Virginia. Not at all.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then Paul shall take you. Youth with youth.
-
-Paul. I'm rather busy at the works.
-
-Zack. Works! And busy!
-
-Paul (_silencing him_). Yes, busy. So if you'll excuse me now------
-
-Virginia. Of course.
-
-Zack. Well! that's a oner.
-
-Paul. I'll just clear off my work as quickly as I can.
-
-(_Exit Paul._)
-
-Zack. That'll not take long. Busy!
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul's busy if you're not. Hadn't you better go and help
-him?
-
-Zack. There's no wurk in to help him at. We've never been so slack.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's there if you'll go and look for it, and stop making
-an exhibition of your laziness to your cousin.
-
-Zack. I haven't finished my tea.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Every one else has. It's not our fault you came in late.
-Will you write your letter here, Jenny? (_Indicates bureau._)
-
-Virginia. I have notepaper upstairs, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And you don't use it in this house. We can run to a sheet
-of notepaper, I should hope. Oh, I was thinking---- (_She opens the
-portrait album._)
-
-Virginia. Yes?
-
-Mrs. Munning. No, there's a better one than that. I'll get it for you. I
-thought you might like to send your mother a photograph of Paul.
-
-Virginia. I'm sure she'll like to have it, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes. I'll run upstairs and get it you. I've one up there
-that's better than any of these.
-
-(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)
-
-Zack. There's queer things happening here to-day, Miss Virginia.
-
-Virginia. Are there? Why do you call me Miss Virginia?
-
-Zack. You're not a married woman, are you?
-
-Virginia. Of course not. But I don't call you Mr. Zachary.
-
-Zack. Nor nobody else neither. Mr. Zachary! I'd not know who you meant.
-
-Virginia. Why don't you call me Jenny, like the others do?
-
-Zack. I'm not same as the others, you see.
-
-Virginia. You're my cousin just as much as Paul is.
-
-Zack. I suppose that's true. There's funny things in nature, too. By
-gum, there are. To think of the likes of me being own cousin to the
-likes of you.
-
-Virginia. So you'll call me Jenny.
-
-Zack. I'd _like_ to, if you think it's quite respectful.
-
-Virginia. Bother respect. I'm Jenny and you're Zack, and that's settled.
-
-Zack. Well, I never thought--eh, but we're getting on champion, Jenny.
-I'm still a bit worried in my mind, though.
-
-Virginia. Not about my name?
-
-Zack. Oh no. Settled's settled. It's, well--this for a start. (_He takes
-up the model._) What did mother want to hide it away for?
-
-Virginia. What is it, Zack?
-
-Zack (_holding it towards her_). You can see what it is.
-
-Virginia. A wedding cake?
-
-Zack. Aye, but you wouldn't thank me for a slice of this. It's plaster.
-How are folks to know we are caterers unless they can see that in the
-window? It's like keeping a pub and putting your sign away.
-
-Virginia. But I thought you were joiners.
-
-Zack. We crack to be because joinery was father's trade. But it's
-mother's trade we mostly live by. She's a masterpiece at cooking, only
-the business isn't thriving. Wedding spreads are the best part of it.
-Folk are a bit slow at getting wed, some road.
-
-Virginia. I don't think aunt wanted me to know about this, Zack.
-
-Zack. She's no cause to hide it, then. Father was a bit like me, not
-much inclined to work, and I reckon I'm proud of my mother for working
-for two. But things aren't what they were. Folks won't spend like
-they used to. They buy furniture instead of feasting so much. And our
-weddings have a bad name, too. I don't know how it is. I'm sure Paul
-tries.
-
-Virginia. And do you go to them?
-
-Zack. Not now, with things so bad. I used to go until my clothes
-wore out--well, they weren't mine at all properly speaking. They were
-father's when he was alive and then I had them, but I'm hard on clothes
-somehow. I'm a great expense all ways there are, with being a big eater
-and all. And when my dress coat gave out at the seams and got that shiny
-you could see your face in it, mother wouldn't buy me another, and so
-I don't go now. It's been a sorrow to me, too. I used to take a lot of
-pleasure in seeing others enjoy themselves. But I wasn't any use, not
-real use, like Paul. I couldn't boss things like he does. I just was
-there and tried to tell the old maids that their day would come. But I
-couldn't even do my fair share of waiting because of a weakness that I
-have.
-
-Virginia. A weakness! Zack, it isn't----
-
-Zack. Oh, no. Not that. I'm a teetotaller, Jenny. I get that worked
-up with the hearty feeling of it that I break the plates. My hand's
-unsteady. (_Takes plates from table._) See! That's steady enough? Yes,
-but get me waiting at a table full of wedding guests and it seems I've
-got to break the plates to show my pleasure. And it's not wilful. It's
-not indeed. It's just anxiety to do things right that makes me do them
-wrong. Mother's quite right. I'm not a bit of good, but I do miss the
-outings all the same.
-
-Virginia. Poor Zack. I really must get to my letter now, and I think
-I'll go upstairs after all.
-
-Zack. I'm not driving you away?
-
-Virginia. Of course you're not.
-
-(_Mrs. Munning enters r._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm sorry I've been so long, Jenny, I couldn't lay my
-hands on the one I wanted. There it is. (_Giving photograph._)
-
-Virginia. Oh! It's very good of him.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I think your mother will be glad to see it. .
-
-Virginia. Yes. (_She isn't interested, and puts the photograph on the
-table._) I was just going upstairs to write. It will be quieter in my
-room.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Has Zack been talking to you?
-
-Zack. I did a bit.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Oh, then I'm not surprised you want some quiet for a
-change.
-
-Virginia. I thought I'd not be interrupted there. I won't be long.
-(_Going._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're forgetting the photograph.
-
-Virginia. I'm sorry, aunt. I was thinking of the other things I had to
-say to mother. (_She glances at Zack and goes out._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_reflectively, looking after her_). I'd give something to
-know what she's saying about our Paul in that letter. (_She turns._) Why
-isn't the table cleared? Couldn't you stir yourself to ring the bell for
-Sally?
-
-Zack. I didn't know I ought. A servant girl's a novelty to me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You didn't let that out to Jenny?
-
-Zack. Let what out?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Why, that Sally isn't always here.
-
-Zack. I don't remember that we mentioned her at all. Aren't we to let
-that out?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Of course we're not, you moon-struck natural! What do you
-think she's here for?
-
-Zack. Well, I dunno. Unless she's here to do the work that Jenny makes.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Work I I'd do all Jenny makes with one hand tied behind
-me. Sally's here for show, but I'll watch she does some work as well.
-And I've a word to say to her about that model there. And you as well.
-
-Zack. Yes, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll see her first. You can wait. Your time's worth
-nothing and I'm paying her for hers. Now don't you dare to stir from
-here till I come back.
-
-Zack. No, mother.
-
-(_Exit Mrs. Munning. Zack stands stock-still for a minute, then his eye
-catches the last piece of bread and butter. Tempted, he falls and gets
-it. Then tiptoes to a chair, takes one large bite out of the slice, gets
-sleepy, half raises the slice for another bite, lets his hand drop
-and settles as if to sleep. A knock at the door. Zack half-hearst but
-decides not to move. The knock repeated. This time he does not hear at
-all. Martha Wrigley opens the door, and puts a timid head round it. She
-enters shyly, half child, half woman of eighteent slovenly and down at
-heel. She carries a dress suit over her arm. She sees Zack and stops._)
-
-Martha. Oh! Zack!
-
-Zack. Eh? (_He rouses slowly, not as if from sleep, but from sloth._)
-Who's there?
-
-Martha. It's Martha Wrigley. And if you please I knocked, and knocked,
-and nobody came and so----
-
-Zack (_stirring lazily in his chair_). Just when I had a moment for a
-bit of rest.
-
-Martha. I'm sorry, Zack. I am sorry. Only I had to make somebody hear,
-
-Zack (_noticing the bread in his hand, and finishing it_). It needn't
-have been me. I can't tell you anything.
-
-Martha (_matter of fact, without malice_). No. I know you're nobody
-here. But you can tell them that are somebody.
-
-Zack. Tell 'em what?
-
-Martha. Oh, Zack, we're in such trouble at home.
-
-Zack (_sitting up straight with ready sympathy_). What's to do, Martha?
-
-Martha. I don't know what Mrs. Munning will say. It's my father, Zack.
-
-Zack. What's he done?
-
-Martha. He's fallen down and broke his arm and he won't be able to wait
-at the wedding to-morrow.
-
-Zack. Joe Wrigley's broke his arm! Well, there's carelessness for you.
-
-Martha. Yes. Please, he knows it's careless of him and he'll lose
-the half-a-crown he gets from you for waiting, and we did need that
-half-crown so bad.
-
-Zack (_rising_). You'd better see my mother, Martha.
-
-Martha. Couldn't you tell her, Zack. She'll be so mad.
-
-Zack (_shaking head_). It's not a job I'm pining for.
-
-Martha. We've done our best. I've brought my father's suit for some one
-else to wear. And Zack---- (_She puts the clothes on a chair._)
-
-Zack. Nay. This is getting too much for me. I'll fetch my mother.
-
-Martha. Yes, but Zack----
-
-Zack. Well?
-
-Martha. We did so hope that Mrs. Munning would see her way to paying
-father all the same.
-
-Zack. Paying him when he's not there!
-
-Martha. He would be if he could. We do need his money that bad.
-
-Zack. You'll not get owt from mother. Nothing for nothing's her way of
-seeing things.
-
-Martha. There's been so little lately with you having so few parties.
-
-Zack. You'll get none out of mother. That's a certain fact.
-
-Martha (_blubbering_). And I was so looking forward to a bite of meat.
-We've not seen butcher's meat at our house not for a month and more.
-
-Zack (_really hit where he's soft_). My word, that's bad, Martha.
-
-Martha. And me anæmic too, and never can get food enough to satisfy me.
-
-Zack. Not food enough!
-
-Martha. I'm always hungry, and this did look a chance of getting my
-teeth into a bit of meat at last.
-
-Zack. Well, I dunno. That's very bad. (_He looks at coat behind door._)
-
-Martha. You try it and you'd know.
-
-Zack. Look here, Martha. This'll get me into trouble, but I got a
-shilling to-day at Ballbrook Farm, and if it's any use to you well--dang
-it, mother can't kill me. Here it is--(_He goes to coat, gets shilling,
-and brings it to her._)
-
-(_She takes it and expresses thanks, mostly by crying on his shoulder._)
-
-Martha. Oh, Mr. Zack. You are the good one.
-
-Zack. There! There! There I There! There! Don't take on so.
-
-Martha. Oh!
-
-(_She kisses him. Mrs. Munning enters._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_grimly sarcastic_). Oh? When's the wedding, Zack?
-
-Zack (_humouring her_). Oh, I dunno. In about a month, eh, Martha?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're fool enough for anything.
-
-Zack (_seriously_). I was only consoling her a bit.
-
-Mrs. Munning. If you want to console young women with your arm around
-their waists, my lad, you'll not be long for this house. You've enough
-bad habits now without beginning new ones.
-
-Zack. Martha was a bit upset, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It _'_ud be a bad case that called for you to set it
-right. What is it, Martha?
-
-Martha. Father's broke his arm and he can't wait tomorrow, and I've
-brought his clothes, and, please Mrs. Munning, he's very sorry.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Sorry! Here! Paul! Paul! (_Opens door._) Paul!
-
-Paul (_off_). Coming.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And you consoled her for a thing like that! Console! I'd
-use a stick and----
-
-(_Paul enters._)
-
-Paul. What is it, mother?
-
-Mrs. Munning. A nice upset, that's what it is. Joe Wrigley's gone and
-broke his arm when we wanted him tomorrow.
-
-Paul (_savagely_). The meddling fool! Disturbing our arrangements. How
-dare he break his arm?
-
-Martha. Please, Mr. Paul, he didn't mean to. It was an accident.
-
-Paul. Accident! Didn't he know it was Mr. Abbott's wedding to-morrow?
-
-Martha. Yes, sir.
-
-Paul. Then he shouldn't have an accident. You go and tell your father
-he's engaged by me to-morrow and if he doesn't come and do his job,
-he'll get no more work from us. You understand?
-
-Martha. But father can't wait to-morrow with a broken arm.
-
-Paul. That's not my fault. I didn't break it. You tell him what I said.
-
-Martha (_turning, then_). Then you won't be paying him his money, sir?
-
-Paul. What?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paying him! I like your impudence
-
-Zack. You'd better go home, Martha.
-
-Martha. Yes, Mr. Zack (_Crying._) But I am so----
-
-Zack (_his arm about her_). There! There! (_Leading her towards door._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Keep your hands off the girl, Zack.
-
-Zack. I was only consoling her a bit. (_He opens r. door._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then don't do it.
-
-Zack. No, mother.
-
-(_Exit Martha._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. This is' a pretty how do you do.
-
-Paul. Confound Joe Wrigley. I don't know where to get another man at
-such short notice.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And labour scarce, and all. Can you manage it with a man
-short?
-
-(_Zack shyly approaches the clothes on chair and, not lifting them,
-fingers them lovingly._)
-
-Paul. No, I can't.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll have to get somebody to-night, then. That's all.
-
-Paul. If I can. It's going to take some doing to find a steady man.
-
-Zack. Paul!
-
-Paul. What's the matter?
-
-Zack. Could I go?
-
-Paul. You!
-
-Zack. I'd dearly love to.
-
-Paul. You're no use.
-
-Zack. I know my hands are awkward, but I will try, Paul. I'll try so
-hard not to break anything.
-
-Mrs. Munning. He'd be better than nothing, Paul.
-
-Paul. I doubt it.
-
-Zack. Give me another chance.
-
-Paul. I gave you chance on chance. You're more trouble than you're
-worth.
-
-Zack. I'm not worth anything, and nobody knows it more than me. But
-couldn't I go this once, just to fill up? I'll be so careful, Paul.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's saving a man's wages for the day.
-
-Paul. It's not a saving if he makes a mess of things. Our catering's
-got bad name enough without our making bad to worse. He's got no proper
-clothes.
-
-Zack. I'll wear Joe Wrigley's willing. (_He goes to them._)
-
-Paul. Joe Wrigley's a big man.
-
-Zack. Can I try them, Paul? Do let me try them on.
-
-Paul. Well, you can try, and show us what sort of a lout you look.
-
-Zack. Oh, hurrah! (_He jerks his coat off and fastens on the clothes._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's the best road out, Paul.
-
-Paul. A rotten best.
-
-Zack (_putting on the dress coat. It is far too large for him_). It will
-be splendid to be wearing black again.
-
-Paul. It's only for to-morrow, mind.
-
-(_Paul does not yet turn to look at Zack._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Joe Wrigley's out of it six weeks or more. Paul. Joe
-Wrigley's finished himself with me. Zack can go to-morrow till I've time
-to look round.
-
-Zack. Suppose I'm not so bad to-morrow, Paul?
-
-Paul. Supposing pigs _'_ull fly. Let's have a look at you. Good Lord!
-Hold the trousers to you and let us know the worst. Now, I ask you----
-
-Mrs. Munning. I can tack the bottoms up, Paul, and the rest is not so
-bad.
-
-(_Enter Virginia. She has a hat on and her letter in her hand._)
-
-Virginia. I've finished my---- Oh, Zack, you do look funny.
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT II.
-
-_Morning a fortnight later. The Scene is the refreshment-room attached
-to Mrs. Munning's house. Walls whitewashed, roof of glass. Long deal
-table at the lower end of which Paul sits writing a letter. Ink and a
-few papers on the table. In one corner is a quantity of cane-bottomed
-chairs. Below them, another table. Centre is a knife-cleaning machine,
-which badly needs oil. Knives on table. At the machine Zack stands in
-shirt-sleeves and apron. He is not energetic and turns lazily with many
-glances towards Paul. He sees Paul look at him and his efforts increase
-for a moment. Paul seals and stamps envelope and crosses to house door.
-Zack, left alone, mops his brow and sits. A low knock at the street
-door. Zack rises promptly and opens door with the air of a conspirator.
-Martha Wrigley is there._
-
-*****
-
-Zack. You've just come at the right time.
-
-(_Martha enters, but stays by door. Zack hurries behind the chairs and
-returns with a small newspaper parcel which he gives Martha._)
-
-Martha. Thank you, Zack.
-
-Zack (_referring to the parcel_). It's a bit mixed-up on account of me
-putting bits of things into my pocket at table when nobody's watching,
-but it's all good food, Martha.
-
-Martha. I'm sure I'm very grateful to you, Zack.
-
-Zack. Well, I often get up famished from my meals, and it's a fight to
-keep from feeling in my pocket, but I'm managing without.
-
-Martha. Yes, and I---- Oh, Zack, I'm grateful. I am, really.
-
-Zack. I know you are.
-
-Martha. Yes, but I want you to know I am, and if anything's going to
-come to you unpleasant, it's not my fault.
-
-Zack. Unpleasant?
-
-Martha. I'm being driven, Zack. I'd never dream of such a thing myself.
-
-Zack. What ever is it?
-
-Martha. It's father, Zack.
-
-Zack. Again? What's he broke now?
-
-Martha. He's not broke anything, but you know your brother sacked him,
-and my father says he'll be revenged and----
-
-Zack. That's a nasty spirit, Martha.
-
-Martha. And a nasty thing that Mr. Paul did, and all.
-
-Zack. I'm not denying that.
-
-Martha. And I'd not mind whatever father did to Mr. Paul----
-
-Zack. Oh, Martha!
-
-Martha. I wouldn't. Not for sacking him because he hurt himself. But
-father's doing it to you and I've to help him to do it, and--oh dear!
-(_Her handkerchief comes out._)
-
-Zack. Don't cry. No, don't do it, Martha, because if you do, I'll have
-to console you, and you know what mother said to me the other day. (_He
-is itching to "console," but restrains himself visibly._)
-
-Martha. But it's-------
-
-Zack. Paul's coming back. Quick, Martha.
-
-Martha (_sniffing as she goes_). Oh!
-
-(_Zack hustles her out c. and returns to his cleaning, not so quickly
-that Paul does not see his return. Paul opens the door and Virginia
-enters. Paul follows her in._)
-
-Virginia. You do look busy, Zack.
-
-Paul. He's good at looking it. I'd guarantee he hasn't raised his hand
-while I've been out of the room.
-
-Virginia (_who is obviously quite fond of Zack_). Oh, but you must be
-kind to Zack to-day.
-
-Paul. Why? What's to-day?
-
-Virginia. I knew you didn't know. Do you, Zack?
-
-Zack (_up to wall, consulting calendar_). Tuesday.
-
-Virginia. It's your birthday and I hope you'll have a very lucky day.
-
-Zack. My birthday! The twentieth of June. So it is.
-
-(_Paul returns to his correspondence at the table, half occupied, half
-listening._)
-
-Virginia. Yes. I was sure you didn't know.
-
-Zack. How did you know? Did mother tell you? Virginia. No.
-
-Zack. Who did?
-
-Virginia (_with mock impressiveness_). The family Bible, Zack! Your
-mother lent it me to look at something yesterday, and there I found it.
-Zachariah Manning, June 20th, 1886. Zack.
-
-Zack. Yes.
-
-Virginia. You knew?
-
-Zack. Yes. That's the year all right.
-
-Virginia. Then how dare you look forty when you're only twenty-nine?
-
-Zack. Do I?
-
-Virginia. You do, and I'm taking you in hand. Tell me, are your eyes so
-very bad?
-
-Zack. They're weak for reading with.
-
-Virginia. You're not always reading. Why do you wear your glasses when
-you're not?
-
-Zack. It's a trouble to be taking them off and putting them on.
-
-Virginia. So you keep them on all the time and damage your eyes. Come
-here, Zack. (_She takes them off and gives them him._) There! Don't
-put those on again until you want to read. You look at least five years
-younger than you did.
-
-Zack. Do I?
-
-Virginia. You do. And now about the rest?
-
-Zack. What rest?
-
-Virginia. The other six years that we've got to wipe away. I've got a
-present for you upstairs to do that.
-
-Zack. A present!
-
-Virginia. Yes. Don't you usually get presents on your birthday?
-
-Paul. What! Between grown-ups?
-
-Virginia. Why not? It's just those little pleasant things that keep life
-sweet.
-
-Zack. I used to get a bag of humbugs when I was a tiny lad.
-
-Virginia. Oh, we keep on doing it at home and I shall do it here. Only I
-want a ha'penny from you first.
-
-Zack. A ha'penny!
-
-Virginia. My present cuts, and so you'll have to pay me for it to keep
-bad luck away. Ha'penny, please, (_She holds hand out._)
-
-Zack (_rather hurt at having to confess_). I haven't got a ha'penny,
-Jenny.
-
-Virginia. What, have you spent last Saturday's wages already? It's only
-Tuesday.
-
-Zack. I don't get any wages.
-
-Paul. We've given up trusting Zack with money. He lost a shilling on the
-day you came.
-
-Virginia. Oh dear, then what's to be done? I know. You give Zack the
-ha'penny for a birthday present. Then he can give it me.
-
-Paul. What is your present, Jenny?
-
-Virginia. It's a shaving-set.
-
-Paul. Zack's no use for shaving. He's never shaved in his life.
-
-Virginia. His beard looks that kind of beard. That's why I want him to
-begin. Give him the ha'penny, Paul. Paul. Oh, it'll not matter. Zack
-isn't superstitious. Virginia. But I am. All decent-minded women are.
-And I won't cut my friendship for Zack.
-
-Paul. Well, if you insist. (_Taking coins from pocket._) Oh, no good.
-I've got no change.
-
-Virginia. You've got a sixpence there. That will do. (_She takes it and
-hands it Zack._) There you are, Zack. Now you give it me and I'll get
-your present from upstairs.
-
-Paul. But--Jenny--sixpence!
-
-(_Mrs. Munning opens door l. and enters with James Abbott, a pleasant
-gentleman, dressed in good country clothes._)
-
-(_The little episode is suspended. Paul becomes the shopman with a
-customer. Zack stands away and Virginia sits on the pile of wood._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul.
-
-Paul. Good morning, Mr. Abbott.
-
-Abbott. Good morning, Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Mr. Abbott's called to settle his account, Paul.
-
-Paul. Account! You are prompt, sir. I only sent it out last night.
-
-Abbott. Any objections to prompt settlement, Munning? (_Paying out notes
-and gold._)
-
-Paul. Not at all. I only wish I could find everybody so quick at paying.
-
-(_Paul writes receipt at table._)
-
-Abbott. It's like this, Munning. When I'm satisfied I believe in showing
-it, and paying promptly is my way of showing that you've pleased me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. Abbott.
-
-Abbott. And I'm glad too, for I don't mind telling you now it's over
-that I had my doubts. The last once or twice that I've attended weddings
-where you did the catering I've not been well impressed at all. There's
-been a harshness, Munning, and when I got married I was in two minds
-about putting it with you or going to those people over at Norton Parva.
-Wilson's, isn't it?
-
-Paul. Yes.
-
-(_Paul comes out with receipt, which Abbott takes and pockets._)
-
-Abbott. But I decided to support a neighbour and you rewarded me for
-it. There was a--I don't know how you'd put it in words--a very pleasant
-atmosphere. I wanted things to go well.
-
-Paul. Naturally, sir.
-
-Abbott. But I've no complaints at all. It went off with a--a
-sprightliness. Yes. Sunny's the word.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Thank you very much, Mr. Abbott.
-
-Abbott. But mind you, Mrs. Munning, you don't always do it.
-
-Paul. I'm sure we try to make no difference.
-
-Abbott. You don't always succeed as you did for me. There was a jolly
-feeling that I'm sure has not been there for some time past. Still, I
-was pleased, and I've told others I was pleased.
-
-Paul. Thanks very much. We _have_ had more orders in this last
-fortnight.
-
-Abbott. Well, I daresay some of them are due to me. Don't let me down
-now I've been recommending you. I can get out this way?
-
-Zack (_opening door_). Yes, Mr. Abbott.
-
-Abbott (_ignoring him, to Paul_). Good-day, Munning.
-
-Paul and Mrs. Munning. Good-day, sir.
-
-(_Exit Abbott._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, here's a change.
-
-Paul. He's not the first who's talked like that these last few times.
-But why they do it is a mystery to me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I've got a guess. Jenny, you've brought us luck.
-
-Virginia. I?
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's since you came that things have taken this turn.
-
-Virginia. I'm very glad to hear it aunt,
-
-Mrs. Munning. You've been a blessing to us.
-
-Paul. I think I'll send some more accounts out, mother. They might fetch
-other people's money in like Mr. Abbott's.
-
-Virginia. Oh yes. I'm in your way here.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And you're not. You're never in the way.
-
-Paul. As if I'd mean a thing like that to you, Virginia.
-
-Virginia. But I was just going, aunt. I've something upstairs that I
-want to bring for Zack.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack?
-
-Virginia. You'd forgotten it's his birthday.
-
-(_Paul sits at the table._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. No, I hadn't, Jenny. Mothers don't forget a thing like
-that. But I'd not seen cause to mention it.
-
-Virginia. I'll get Zack's present. (_She opens door._) By the way,
-wasn't it at Mr. Abbott's wedding that Zack began to go again?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I fancy it was.
-
-Virginia. And he's been going to the others since?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Yes. But he's still on trial. Why, Jenny?
-
-Virginia. I only wondered.
-
-(_Exit Virginia._)
-
-Paul. Get on with your work, Zack.
-
-Zack. Yes, Paul. (_He turns the handle once or twice, and is then
-occupied testing the result._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Come here a minute, Paul. You're not that busy.
-
-Paul. I'm not busy at all. I just made a show of it before Virginia. A
-good thing she heard him talk like that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll tell you something better for the business than Mr.
-Abbott's talk.
-
-Paul. If you'll tell me what it is that makes people say one thing of
-us one week and change their minds the next, you'll be doing me a good
-turn.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll do you a better turn. I'd a chat with Virginia in her
-room last night.
-
-Paul. I heard your voices going late. You kept me awake.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, it was worth it, Paul. I knew they were well off,
-but there's more than I thought. The girl's got money of her own besides
-her mother's.
-
-(_Zack turns the handle._)
-
-Paul. Some folk get all the luck.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well?
-
-Paul. Well what?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Don't you take me, Paul?
-
-(_Zack works the machine. Mrs. Munning turns on him._)
-
-Oh, will you hush your noise, Zack? Get away out of this while I talk to
-Paul.
-
-Zack (_going l._). Yes, mother.
-
-Paul. Go round to Bealey's and ask him if those nails have come. Don't
-be all day.
-
-Zack. No, Paul. (_He turns to door and goes out._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Look here, Paul, you could do a lot to this business if
-you had the capital. We could start a temperance hotel and give up the
-joinery altogether. Zack could clean boots.
-
-Paul. Aye. If----
-
-Mrs. Munning. She's got it.
-
-Paul. Well for her.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're not slow to see your interests as a rule.
-
-Paul. Slow? I'd call it quick myself and very quick. I've known the girl
-a fortnight.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Oh, you do see what I'm driving at.
-
-Paul. I saw it days ago.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And anything the matter with it?
-
-Paul. Only Virginia.
-
-Mrs. Munning. What's wrong with her?
-
-Paul. She don't show willing.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Have you asked?
-
-Paul. Asked? I haven't. It's not a thing to rush at, mother. I've to
-look at every side before I take a leap like that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. What are you frightened of?
-
-Paul. I wouldn't like to get refused. I don't so much as know she thinks
-of me at all.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And what do you think I'm doing all these days? I've done
-nothing else but keep you in her mind. She knows it all from A to Z.
-Why, only yesterday I gave her the Bible to look at, and you know what's
-written in the front of it. There's every prize you ever won at school
-on record with the date and----
-
-Paul. And what she found in the Bible was that it's Zack's birthday
-to-day and she's giving him a present.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, she's got a kind heart. I saw her give a beggar
-sixpence yesterday.
-
-Paul. That isn't kindness. It's extravagance, and I've no taste for a
-wife who throws her money away.
-
-Mrs. Munning. She couldn't throw it if she hadn't got it first. And I'd
-trust you to let her know that charity begins at home when she's your
-wife.
-
-Paul. There's something in that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. There's all in it. I say we've got a golden chance, and I
-don't know what you're shirking for. Our luck's well in all round with
-people talking sensibly about us and the orders coming in.
-
-Paul. That's not to say Virginia _'_ull have me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll get to know by asking, Paul. And I tell you she's
-ripe for it.
-
-Paul. Ripe?
-
-Mrs. Munning. The girl's in love. She's got the signs of it all over
-her. It only needs a bit of enterprise from you, and all's as good as
-done.
-
-Paul. I've seen no signs of love. She's got a thumping appetite, if
-that's your meaning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Where's your eyes? The girl's another creature since she's
-been with us.
-
-Paul. The country air did that. I thought love made them pale.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Quit talking, Paul. Are you in love with any other girl?
-
-Paul. What, me in love? I've got more sense.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then marry Virginia.
-
-Paul. All right. I'll try.
-
-(_Enter Virginia. She has a small brown-papered parcel._)
-
-Virginia. Oh! is Zack not here?
-
-Mrs. Munning. He's gone out on an errand. Did you want him?
-
-Virginia. Yes. To give him this. But it will do later. (_She turns
-away._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Oh, don't go, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. But Paul's busy here.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul's never too busy to have some time for you. But I've
-got to see Sally myself, so I'll leave you two together.
-
-(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)
-
-Paul. I'll make you comfortable here. (_He fusses at the chairs and
-places one for her._)
-
-Virginia. Oh, please don't trouble, Paul.
-
-Paul. There's no trouble about it, Jenny. It's always a pleasure to do
-things for you.
-
-Virginia. Why, Paul, I didn't know.
-
-Paul. Know what?
-
-Virginia. That you did things for me.
-
-Paul. You didn't? Well, I haven't boasted up to now.
-
-Virginia. No. Then it's you, and I've been thinking it was Zack.
-
-Paul. Thought what was Zack?
-
-Virginia. I thought Zack brought the roses that I'm always finding in my
-room and----
-
-Paul (_uneasy, but bluffing_). Zack? Did you ever see him doing it?
-
-Virginia. No. And it was you. (_Hand out._) Paul, I apologize.
-
-Paul. Apologize? For what? (_He touches her hand._)
-
-Virginia. I imagined you too businesslike to think of doing anything
-like that.
-
-Paul. Well, Jenny, you were wrong that time. I've got an eye to
-business, but I'm not quite blind to other things. I've eyes to see the
-roses coming to your cheeks to match the roses in your room.
-
-Virginia. Yes. I do look better for my stay with you, don't I?
-
-Paul. It's working wonders, Jenny. The country is the place for you.
-
-Virginia. I shall be sorry to go.
-
-Paul. Oh, that's too bad. To talk of going.
-
-Virginia. Not yet, of course.
-
-Paul. And not at all, if I'd my way.
-
-Virginia. Not at all?
-
-Paul. Are you so set on towns?
-
-Virginia. I live in one.
-
-Paul. Yes, but I wonder why. It beats me why you and your mother want to
-live in ugliness with noise and bad air, Jenny. Where's the need for it?
-
-Virginia. Friends. Associations. That's all.
-
-Paul. You'd never want for friends anywhere.
-
-Virginia. But I've to think of mother. She's like an old tree, firmly
-rooted and she's hard to move. So we stay where we are.
-
-Paul. And you'll grow ill again.
-
-Virginia. Oh no. I shall be all right now.
-
-Paul. You'd be better here.
-
-Virginia. I can't stay here for ever.
-
-Paul. We might find out a way, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. How?
-
-Paul. Don't you see? (_Takes her hand._)
-
-Virginia. Paul! I never thought of this.
-
-Paul. I've thought of nothing else since I set eyes on you.
-
-Virginia (_withdrawing hand_). But I must think a little now and--and
-confess.
-
-Paul. Confess! You mean that in the town----
-
-Virginia. Not in the town, Paul. Here!
-
-Paul. You don't mean----
-
-Virginia. Yes. I thought I was so clever and could see what you and aunt
-were blind to. It was just a bad mistake, but I have had Zack in my mind
-a lot. So much, Paul, that I didn't think of you, or if I did it was as
-something not quite---- I liked Zack, and I fancied you were wrong to
-make so little of him. Why, even now, when Mr. Abbott came to say how
-pleased he'd been and you were puzzled at it all, I thought I'd guessed
-the cause and put it down to Zack.
-
-Paul. Well--that's a queer idea.
-
-Virginia. I know it must seem queer to you. I'm sorry I was stupid,
-Paul. Of course you must know best, living with Zack for all these
-years. But--isn't it just a little hard to keep him without money?
-
-Paul. You don't know all the truth. We do. We've had experience of Zack.
-
-Virginia. Yes. I suppose I'm being rash again.
-
-Paul. I think we've got the size of him, Virginia. He's bone-lazy.
-
-Virginia. Yes.
-
-Paul. Well, that's Zack. But I was talking of myself--and you.
-
-Virginia. You'll have to give me time for that, please, Paul. I made a
-false start and I have to see things all over again before I get them
-right.
-
-Paul. You're not convinced that Zack's a fool.
-
-Virginia. I have your word now, Paul. But that doesn't quite mean that
-I--I--
-
-Paul. That you love me.
-
-Virginia. It doesn't follow, does it, Paul?
-
-Paul. I hoped it might.
-
-Virginia. Some day, when I'm used to knowing that it's you who've done
-the little things that made me happy here, it might come, Paul. I cannot
-say just yet.
-
-(_The door c. is burst open violently and Joe Wrigley stands in the
-doorway. Behind him, both very reluctant, are Zack and Martha. Joe is a
-big man, with his left arm in a sling. He is strong in body and purpose,
-and has a useful gift of sly humour. He can dominate, and in the ensuing
-scene, he does. He advances. Zack closes the door, and he and Martha try
-to look effaced in the background._)
-
-Wrigley. Good morning.
-
-Paul. Wrigley!
-
-Wrigley. That's me.
-
-Paul. Get out of this. There's nothing here for you. Wrigley. I beg to
-differ, Mr. Paul. We've things to settle here, have you and me.
-
-Paul. Well, you can't settle them now. I'm busy. Wrigley. I'm not, and
-so I'll wait your pleasure. Paul. I've finished with you, Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. No, you haven't, Mr. Paul. You only think you have.
-
-Virginia. I'd better go, Paul.
-
-Paul. No. I'll get rid of him.
-
-Wrigley. When things are settled, you'll get rid of me. And not before.
-
-Paul. You're trespassing in here. I tell you to get out.
-
-Wrigley. You'll do yourself no good by quarrelling. It's him I've come
-about. Him and her. Your Zack and my Martha.
-
-Paul. Zack? What about him?
-
-Wrigley. They've got to be married.
-
-Paul. What!
-
-Virginia. Oh, how horrid! (_She turns away._)
-
-Zack (_following her_). No, no! Please, Virginia! It isn't true.
-
-Wrigley (_growling_). What isn't true?
-
-Zack. I mean you're twisting it.
-
-Wrigley. You're going to marry her.
-
-Zack. Yes. If you say so, but you make it sound so bad the way you're
-putting it. I mean, you'll make Virginia think that I----
-
-Wrigley. And who cares what she thinks?
-
-Zack. I care, Mr. Wrigley, I do indeed.
-
-Wrigley. Oh! Then you're blacker than I took you for. Carrying on with
-two young women at once.
-
-Virginia. Upon my word!
-
-Wrigley. It's he that said he cared, miss. It wasn't me.
-
-Paul. Let's have this from the beginning, Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. Beginning? I reckon this began when the Lord made him a male
-and her a female.
-
-Paul. Oh yes. That's very funny, but----
-
-Wrigley. It's not. There's nothing funny in the ways of sex. They've
-been the worry of the world for ever since the world grew bigger than
-the Garden of Eden, and if you think they're funny, you've a lot to
-learn.
-
-Paul. Wrigley, do you know who you're speaking to?
-
-Wrigley. Aye. Brother of my future son-in-law. Makes you a kind of
-sideways son of mine yourself.
-
-Paul. We'll have this tale from Zack if you won't tell it straight.
-
-Wrigley. I'd rather; and I'll just be here to know he tells it straight.
-
-(_Wrigley sits._)
-
-Paul. Now, Zack. No. Wait a minute. Mother had best be in at this.
-(_Opening door._) Mother!
-
-Virginia. And I had better not. (_She follows to door._)
-
-Paul. Are you afraid to know the worst of him? (_Call-ing._) Mother!
-
-Mrs. Munning (_off_). I'm coming, Paul.
-
-Virginia. Oh, Zack, Zack, I am so disappointed in you.
-
-Zack. I meant no harm, Virginia. It's a thing that's grown from nothing
-like, and I don't know how it grew so fast.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_entering_). What is it, Paul?
-
-Paul. Zack and Joe Wrigley's girl. Now go on, Zack. What have you done?
-
-Zack. I've got to speak it out before you all and with Virginia hearing,
-too?
-
-Virginia. I'll go.
-
-Paul. Why should you?
-
-Virginia. Because I prefer it, Paul.
-
-(_Exit Virginia._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. We're waiting, Zack.
-
-Zack. Well, there isn't much to tell that you don't know about, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I!
-
-Zack. You started the whole thing off.
-
-Mrs. Munning. When?
-
-Zack. You mind that day when Martha came to tell us Joe had broke his
-arm and Martha took on so in our parlour.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well?
-
-Zack. Well, that's it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That!
-
-Zack. Yes. You came in when I was trying to console her and----
-
-Mrs. Munning. I caught you kissing her, if that's what you mean.
-
-Wrigley. Ah! That's a point. I'd been waiting for that to come.
-
-Zack. I know I kissed her, but it wasn't a meaning kiss. She was
-blubbing and she wouldn't hush and so I kissed her like I'd kiss a baby
-to console it.
-
-Wrigley. You kissed her. That's enough.
-
-Zack. But it weren't for pleasure, Mr. Wrigley. She was too wet.
-
-Mrs. Munning. He kissed her all right. I saw it. What about it?
-
-Wrigley. He's got to marry her. That's all.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Now what has kissing a girl to do with marriage?
-
-Wrigley. A lot. He's going to marry her because you said so.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I?
-
-Zack. That's the trouble, mother. You did say something, joking like.
-You said, "When's the wedding?" and I joked back and said, "About a
-month," and Martha took it serious and told her father, and he told
-other people and it's all over the village. It's expected of me now, and
-I suppose----
-
-Mrs. Munning. Be quiet, Zack.
-
-Zack. You told me to tell you.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Keep your mouth shut when I tell you. You only open it to
-give yourself away.
-
-Wrigley. You needn't trouble, missus. He's done all that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Done what? You know he'd no intentions, and he hasn't any
-now. He's made no promises.
-
-Wrigley. He's promised and he's made her presents.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll have to prove that first.
-
-Wrigley. Prove? Where's that parcel, Martha?
-
-(_Martha comes timidly forward with it._)
-
-Open it. See that?
-
-Mrs. Munning. This? Crusts of bread and bits of meat!
-
-Wrigley. That's it. Bread you baked and meat from what you had for
-dinner yesterday.
-
-Mrs. Munning. How did you come by this?
-
-Zack. I saved them from my food. She told me she was always hungry and I
-felt that sorry for her.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_giving the parcel to Martha_). You're too soft to live.
-Well, that's only giving charity, Joe Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. With lots of folk it might be, but it's something else than
-charity when one of your family starts giving things away.
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's nowt to do with marrying and promising, so what it
-is.
-
-Wrigley. He promised her not half an hour ago in Tim Bealey's shop, with
-witnesses and all. There was Tim Bealey there and his missus and the
-errand lad and me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Is that true, Zack?
-
-Zack. I did say something, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You silly fool!
-
-Zack. But it was only to save argument. I do hate argument when people
-have a voice as loud as Joe's.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That means you forced him, Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. It means he promised before witnesses, and I'll take good care
-he keeps his word.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Come here, Martha. Do you want to marry him?
-
-Wrigley. Of course she does.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Let the girl speak for herself.
-
-Martha. I'd like to, Mrs. Munning. Only not if Zack don't want as well.
-I'd not expect it.
-
-Wrigley. But I expect it.
-
-Paul. Yes, Joe, we know it's you we've got to thank for this.
-
-Wrigley. I reckon it's me all right. You'll think twice before you sack
-a man for getting hurt another time. I'll teach you something.
-
-Paul (_quietly_). Will you? By marrying your girl to Zack?
-
-Wrigley. That's it. I'll break your pride.
-
-Paul. It might break you. I wouldn't swear that this wouldn't make me,
-Joe.
-
-Martha (_up to Zack_). I didn't go to do it, Zack. I don't want to be no
-trouble to nobody.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Do you want her, Zack?
-
-Zack. I'd rather not say, mother. I wouldn't like to hurt her feelings.
-
-Paul. Do you want to marry her?
-
-Zack. I'd rather drown myself.
-
-Martha. Oh!
-
-Zack (_to her_). There, there, Martha. I didn't mean to hurt you. There!
-
-Mrs. Munning. Keep your great hands to yourself, Zack, can't you?
-
-Zack. I've hurt her feelings, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And I'll hurt yours if you don't do what I tell you sharp.
-
-Wrigley. Come, Mrs. Munning. What's to do with a chap putting his arm
-round the girl he's going to marry?
-
-Mrs. Munning. He's just about the same chance of marrying her as you
-have of coming back to work here, Joe.
-
-Wrigley. I fancy both our chances then.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'd lose your money.
-
-Wrigley. I think not, Mrs. Munning. I've a notion that you'll weigh
-things up and come to seeing this my way. I've not come here to quarrel
-with my relations to be, but I'll just point out that Wilson's of Norton
-are getting business off you every day and you can't afford a scandal in
-your line of trade.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Be careful, Wrigley. Threats of that kind have a nasty
-name.
-
-Wrigley. I'm not afraid of names. Come here, Martha. We've given them
-enough to think about.
-
-Martha. Yes, father.
-
-Wrigley. I'll look in later for your answer. (_Opens door._)
-
-Paul. You needn't. You can have it now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You can. I'll give it you. It's this, that----
-
-Paul. Zack can go with you now to see the vicar, Joe.
-
-Wrigley. Eh?
-
-Mrs. Munning. What?
-
-Zack. Paul!
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul, are you mad?
-
-Zack. But I don't want to marry her. I don't indeed.
-
-Paul. You've made your bed and you'll lie on it. I'll stir no hand to
-save you.
-
-Mrs. Munning. But, Paul----
-
-Paul. I've got my reasons, mother, and they're sound.
-
-Zack. There's no great hurry, is there, Paul?
-
-Paul. If a thing's to be done, it's best done quick. We'll have the
-banns put up on Sunday.
-
-Wrigley. You're in a mighty haste. It's giving things a queerish twist
-to me.
-
-Paul. When I've to take a dose of physic, I don't play round because
-it's got a filthy taste. I get it down.
-
-Zack. But it's my physic, Paul.
-
-Paul. You'll do as you're told.
-
-Martha. I'm sure I'll try to make you a good wife, Zack.
-
-Zack. If it comes to the worst, I'll try and all. But we might both try
-and make a mess of it for all we tried. I'm against this, Martha, and
-it's no good wrapping up the truth. I don't favour it and I can't see
-sense in it at all.
-
-Paul. You've gone a bit too far to talk like that, my lad.
-
-Zack. I wouldn't say I'd gone at all, not knowingly, I mean. It's
-happened like, somehow, and I'll say this much or brast for it. It'll
-be the mistake of your life, Martha. I'm not cut out for a husband of
-yours. If ever you get wed----
-
-Paul. She's wedding you.
-
-Zack. Well, I don't favour it. I've as good a right to my opinion as
-anybody else and I say it's not fair doing to Martha.
-
-Wrigley. Is Martha all you're thinking of?
-
-Zack. There's me as well, and I tell you what I told you down in
-Bealey's shop. I'm always one to take the short road out of trouble and
-I'm ready to oblige you. But I don't like it and the more I think about
-Martha the worse it looks to saddle her with me. Martha's the helpless
-sort and I'm the helpless sort and you don't make two soft people into
-strong by wedding them together. She'd try to lean on me and I'd try to
-lean on her and there'd be nothing there to lean on. It's like trying
-to make weak tea strong by watering the pot. Martha'll only wed with
-trouble when she weds a gormless chap like me, and I don't favour it. I
-see no sense in it at all, and it's no use saying I do, because I don't.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And I don't see the sense in doing things to please Joe
-Wrigley.
-
-Paul. I'm doing this to please myself, not him. What are you waiting
-for, Wrigley? You've got your answer.
-
-Wrigley. I dunno.
-
-Paul. Then don't wait. If you want to see Mr. Andrews, it's a good time
-to catch him now before his lunch.
-
-Wrigley. Come along.
-
-(_Wrigley and Martha move towards door._)
-
-Zack. Paul! You're going to have me called in church?
-
-Paul. It's the usual place.
-
-Zack. Me and Martha Wrigley! And everybody listening!
-
-Paul. Take him with you, Joe.
-
-Zack (_going slowly_). Well, I don't favour it at all. I'll do my best
-for Martha, but I'm a silly best for any girl. I've got no heart in
-this.
-
-(_Mrs. Munning goes up towards Zack. Paul stops her with a gesture. Exit
-Zack, after Wrigley and Martha._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_turning angrily._) You're crossing me in this. I've not
-said much so far because there's time to stop it yet.
-
-Paul. You won't want to stop it, mother.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Won't I? I'm not particular fond of Zack, but he's my son
-as much as you, and I've no taste to see a Munning standing up in church
-with a daughter of Joe Wrigley's.
-
-Paul. I've just two things to say to that. The first is that you started
-it with joking about marriage, and the second's what you're planning now
-for Virginia and me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Virginia?
-
-Paul. I've had that talk with her.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well? Is it right?
-
-Paul. It isn't right, and it was very wrong. I've got her coming round.
-No more than that. But this affair of Zack's chimes in with what we
-want.
-
-Mrs. Munning. What's Zack to do with her?
-
-Paul. That's where the queerness comes. What do you think, mother?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm getting past all thought to-day.
-
-Paul. She'd him in mind.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack! Well, I don't know! What's Zack been doing that
-takes her fancy?
-
-Paul. Did you ever know Zack do anything? Oh, she told me one thing.
-He's been putting flowers in her room.
-
-Mrs. Munning. In her room! The impudence.
-
-Paul. I put those flowers there. You understand?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You? Oh, I see.
-
-Paul. And I'll tell you something else. She thinks the weddings have got
-a better name because Zack's going to them now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. But Zack does nothing but break things when he goes.
-
-Paul. I'm telling you what she thinks, not what we know. She's got a
-fancy picture of him in her mind, and while it's there, she'll never
-marry me. That's why he'll marry Martha.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm not at ease about it, Paul.
-
-Paul. Whose scheme was it for me to marry Jenny? Mine or yours?
-
-Mrs. Munning. It's mine, I know.
-
-Paul. Then you shouldn't scheme if you're not prepared to put things
-through. I am prepared. I didn't think seriously of this until you
-set me on. But now I'm on, I'm on, and it'll not be Zack will stop me,
-neither.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We'll have to set them up.
-
-Paul. That won't cost much.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll never bear the sight of Zack living along of Martha
-in the village here.
-
-Paul. We might get over that. It's costing something, but there'll be
-Virginia's money soon, and so--
-
-Mrs. Munning. What's in your mind?
-
-Paul. A clean sweep, mother. Getting rid of them. It's much the best.
-Zack's never any use to us.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Get rid?
-
-Paul. We'll emigrate them when they're married.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're thinking fast.
-
-Paul. Leave it to me, mother. I'll arrange it. Yes. It's all plain
-sailing now. Zack married and in Canada, and me and Jenny here with you.
-I'll see that steamship agency at Bollington to-morrow and find out the
-cost.
-
-(_Zack enters._)
-
-What on earth-----? You've never seen Mr. Andrews in this time?
-
-Zack. No.
-
-Paul. Then what do you mean by coming back?
-
-Zack. Well, I wasn't satisfied we were doing right, Paul, and I got a
-notion as I went along with Joe and Martha.
-
-Paul. A notion?
-
-Zack. I made my mind up I'd consult somebody before it got to doing
-things so final as the banns.
-
-Paul. But we've decided.
-
-Zack. I know you have, but I'm still doubtful, and I thought I'd ask
-Virginia to tell me what to do.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Ask Virginia?
-
-Zack. Yes. Tell her all about it and just see what she advises me to do.
-I've a great respect for her opinions.
-
-Paul. More than you have for ours?
-
-Zack. I can't say that until I know what her opinion is.
-
-Mrs. Munning. She'll be disgusted with you.
-
-Paul. You'll keep your foolishness to yourself, Zack, do you hear?
-
-Zack. I'm hard put to it to see I have been foolish, Paul. Virginia will
-tell me, I expect.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Where have you left Joe Wrigley? At the Vicarage?
-
-Zack. No. At the "Bunch of Grapes."
-
-Paul. The "Bunch of Grapes"! The crazy fool. Drinking when he'd a job
-like this to do.
-
-Zack. I suppose he'd have a drink.
-
-Paul. Oh, yes, he'd money for that. They've never any money, but there's
-always some for drink.
-
-Zack. It wasn't his fault,|Paul. I gave it him,
-
-Mrs. Munning. You! Where did you get money from?
-
-Zack. I gave him sixpence that Paul gave me this morning for a birthday
-present.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul gave you sixpence!
-
-Paul. Yes, I did, as it happens. For a purpose, though. (_Turns on
-Zack._) What gets me is Joe Wrigley's letting loose of you at any price.
-
-Zack. I gave him an explanation of that. I told him I'd forgotten
-something important.
-
-Paul. And he believed you for sixpence?
-
-Zack. But I _had_ forgotten something, Paul.
-
-Paul. What?
-
-Zack. Well----
-
-Mrs. Munning. What's that you're hiding behind you all this time?
-
-Zack. I'd forgotten these. (_He discloses a small bunch of roses._)
-They're wild roses from the hedge and I came back to put them in
-Virginia's room when she's not there, same as I have done every day,
-only I'd forgotten them this morning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You can just leave off doing it then. Virginia's room!
-Have you no sense of decency?
-
-Zack. I'm sure she likes them, mother.
-
-Paul (_anxiously_). She never told you so?
-
-Zack. No, but I've seen her smiling at me and----
-
-Mrs. Munning. She may well smile. Your ways would make a cat laugh.
-
-Zack. I'll--I'll throw the flowers away. (_He turns towards door._)
-
-Paul. Give me those flowers! (_Following him to door._)
-
-Zack. But----
-
-Paul. Go back and get your business done.
-
-(_Enter Virginia from the house. She has a small parcel. There is a
-conflict of wills at the street door. Then Zack steps into the room
-again. Paul closes the door. Virginia notices the flowers. She goes
-towards Paul, smiling._)
-
-Paul. Oh! You've--you've caught me this time.
-
-Virginia. But you needn't look ashamed, Paul.
-
-Paul. I didn't know I did. I'll--I'll take them away now.
-
-Virginia. That's very sweet of you.
-
-(_Zack watches agape. Paul goes out with the roses._)
-
-Virginia. Now, Zack, I don't think you deserve it, but I brought your
-birthday present down, and here it is. A shaving-set.
-
-Zack. I'm sorry, but I haven't got a coin to give you now for luck.
-
-Virginia. That doesn't matter now.
-
-Zack. Oh, Jenny!
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'd think not, too, with you disgraced. Haven't you got a
-word of thanks for your razor?
-
-Zack. Yes. It's the best gift you could make me, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. And you promise me you'll use it, Zack?
-
-Zack. I'll use it right enough. I'll cut my throat with it.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack! He doesn't know what he's saying, Jenny.
-
-Zack. I do know, and I mean it, too. (_Tearing at paper of the parcel._)
-
-Virginia (_dryly_). You'd have some trouble, Zack. It's a safety razor.
-
-Zack. You're all against me, all of you, and I don't care what happens
-to me.
-
-Virginia. Zack, listen to me. I'm not against you, though I'm very, very
-sorry for what you've done.
-
-Zack. I haven't done anything and nobody will let me tell you and----
-
-Mrs. Munning. Your cousin doesn't want to hear about that, Zack.
-
-Zack. You're trying to stop her hearing and I'm going to tell her now.
-She's got it all so wrong. I know I'm not an angel in trousers, but I'm
-not a wrong _'_un neither, and----
-
-Mrs. Munning. That will do, Zack. You've said enough.
-
-Zack. You'll none of you be sorry when I'm dead.
-
-Virginia. I should be very sorry, Zack. What is it that you want to tell
-me?
-
-Zack. Mother won't let me speak.
-
-Virginia. I'm sure she will. She's leaving us together now, so that you
-may tell me what you want to say.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I doubt it's safe for you, Jenny. He's a bit beside
-himself.
-
-Virginia. It's quite the best way, aunt. To let him open his heart to
-me. He'll be much better after that.
-
-Mrs. Munning. He'll tell a pack of lies to get the soft side of you.
-
-Virginia. I'll make all due allowances, aunt, if you will leave me with
-him now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'm loth to, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. Then Zack and I will take a walk and he shall tell me as we
-go.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Oh, if you're keen set like that, I'll go.
-
-Virginia. Thank you, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_at door_). But don't you go believing half of what he
-says.
-
-(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)
-
-Zack. I'm wonderful obliged to you, Jenny. I'll get some good advice
-now.
-
-Virginia. Sit down and tell me what you want to. Zack. I dunno where to
-begin. It's so mixed up. But I'm not a desperate bad lad, Virginia. I'm
-really not. Virginia. No. Begin at the beginning, Zack.
-
-Zack. It's like this, Jenny. On the day you came, Martha Wrigley came
-here to let us know her father had broke his arm, and I----
-
-(_The street door opens violently and Wrigley enters. Silently he goes
-to Zack and points to door._)
-
-Zack. I'm busy just now, Joe.
-
-Wrigley. Are you coming?
-
-Zack. But---- Yes, Joe.
-
-Virginia (_stopping Zack as he goes_). I want Zack, Mr. Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. You can have him when I've done with him.
-
-Virginia. Mr. Wrigley, I ask you as a favour.
-
-Wrigley. I'm sorry to disoblige a lady, but my affair comes first.
-
-Virginia. I think not.
-
-Zack. Let me go with him, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. But, Zack, you were going to tell me----
-
-Zack. I know. But he'll only argue, and I do hate argument. It wouldn't
-be any good, Virginia. My luck's dead out.
-
-Wrigley (_by door_). Come on.
-
-Zack. Yes, Joe. Oh, what a birthday!
-
-(_Wrigley and Zack go out._)
-
-
-CURTAIN.
-
-
-
-
-ACT III
-
-_The parlour as Act I. The time is seven o'clock on a sunny evening
-three weeks later. The stage is empty. Then Martha opens a door, looks
-in, enters, comes c., hesitates and sits. She is dressed in her best
-and looks like a country servant girl on a Sunday evening. She carries a
-small handbag. Sally enters from house._
-
-
-Sally (_crossing and pulling up short on seeing Martha_). Well, I never
-did see the like of you, Martha Wrigley. Strolling in and sitting you
-down as if you owned the place. Martha. Are you speaking to me?
-
-Sally. I'm not addressing my remarks to the table. Martha (_with great
-hauteur_). I believe I'm speaking to Mrs. Munning's kitchen-maid.
-
-Sally. Kitchen-maid! I'm a lady-help. And you couldn't get a job at
-cleaning steps yourself.
-
-Martha. I want some of your impudence, my girl. Sally. Impudence! From
-me to you! I've known when you came begging a slice of bread from my
-lunch when we were at school, and----
-
-Martha. Times change, don't they, Sally? I'm sitting in the parlour now,
-and your place is in the kitchen. You'll keep it, too.
-
-Sally. You know very well I'm only obliging Mrs. Munning temporarily.
-
-Martha. I know you're idling your time in here and if you don't want
-me to show you up to Mrs. Munning for a dawdling slouch, you'll keep the
-sweet side of me.
-
-Sally. You do think you're some one because you're going to marry Zack.
-It might be Mr. Paul the fuss you make.
-
-Martha (_rising_). It's a pity that folk can't control themselves.
-
-Sally. If that's meant for me, let me tell you I never lost control of
-myself in my life.
-
-Martha. If the cap fits you can put it on.
-
-Sally. You'll please to tell me what you mean by that, Martha Wrigley.
-
-Martha. Everybody knows you'd hopes of Zack yourself. You're only
-showing your jealousy.
-
-Sally. Me jealous of you! You'll take that back. Do you hear? You'll
-take that back.
-
-Martha. Not me. It's a well-known fact.
-
-Sally. Who says?
-
-Martha. I say.
-
-Sally. Then I call you a liar. You're a liar, and a mean, spiteful
-spitting cat, and----
-
-(_Martha gives back before her. Zack enters._)
-
-Martha. Zack!
-
-Zack. Hullo, Martha. I just came in here for a bit of a sit-down. I
-favour a spell of peace and quiet at the close of the day.
-
-(_He just touches Martha without affection in passing and sits._)
-
-Sally. And all day too.
-
-Martha. You hold your hush, Sally Teale. Am I to come in here to be
-insulted by your servant, Zack?
-
-Zack. Nay, I've got no servant that I ever heard of.
-
-Martha. Sally.
-
-Zack. Eh, Martha, Sally's a decent body. She'd never insult nobody.
-
-Martha. Are you going to take her side against me? Zack. I've not seen
-anything to take anybody's side about as yet.
-
-Sally. She says I'm jealous and she'll take it back.
-
-Martha. I won't. As true as true, you are.
-
-Sally. I'm not.
-
-Martha. You are.
-
-Sally. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
-
-(_Zack rises, comes between, puts finger in mouth and whistles._)
-
-Sally. I'm not.
-
-Zack. That's enough, lass. Whistle's gone. I'm referee and I look at it
-like this. You can't both be right.
-
-Sally. No, I'm----
-
-Zack. And you can't both be wrong.
-
-Martha. She's----
-
-Zack. So it's a draw.
-
-Martha. That doesn't help. She called me a liar. Zack (_impressed_). No.
-Did you, Sally?
-
-Sally. Yes, I did, and----
-
-Zack. I'm sorry to hear that of you, Sally.
-
-Sally (_contrite_). Well, she shouldn't have said----
-
-Zack. Maybe she spoke beyond her meaning. You did, didn't you, Martha?
-
-Martha. I spoke hasty.
-
-Zack (_to Sally_). And you answered hasty, didn't you?
-
-Sally. I might.
-
-Zack. I thought so. Haste! It's the cause of half the trouble in the
-world. I never hurry. It's a principle with me.
-
-Martha (_tearfully_). Zack, I'm sorry I put on airs. I won't do it
-again. (_Comes to him. He puts arm round her_).
-
-Sally. I'll--I'll not lose my temper again, Zack. (_Comes to him. He
-puts his other arm round her._)
-
-Zack. There, there, Martha. There, there, Sally. I never did believe in
-arguing. It's wear and tear for nothing, and-----
-
-(_Virginia and Mrs. Munning enter, Virginia in light dress, with hat and
-gloves._)
-
-Virginia. Oh!
-
-Mrs. Munning. Going in for being a Mormon, Zack?
-
-Zack. No, mother. I dunno how it is, cousin Virginia, but the awkwardest
-things do keep happening to me. I was only reconciling them like.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You haven't done the bedrooms for the night, Sally.
-
-Sally. I'm on my way there now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll arrive a lot sooner if you'll try going upstairs.
-
-(_Sally is about to reply, thinks better of it and goes out._)
-
-Zack. I'm the unluckiest chap alive, Virginia. I'd give the world to
-have you thinking well of me, and things fall out wrong road every time.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That'll do, Zack. Martha's waiting to speak to me. What is
-it, Martha?
-
-Martha (_opening her bag_). This is what I came in for, Mrs. Munning.
-Your invitation to the wedding. Oh! (_She drops some cards._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Pick them up, Zack.
-
-(_Zack picks them up._)
-
-Martha. I thought Zack and me might go round tonight delivering them.
-
-(_Zack, on his knee picking up cards, reverently kisses the hem of
-Virginia's skirt._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Oh yes. (_Sharply._) What are you doing, Zack?
-
-Zack (_scrambling up_). Picking up cards. (_Giving them to Mrs.
-Munning._)
-
-Mrs Munning. Why, you've had cards printed. (_Returns cards to Martha._)
-
-Martha. They are stylish, aren't they? (_Giving a card_). That's yours,
-Mrs. Munning. And I brought you one, Miss Virginia.
-
-Virginia. Thanks.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Waste of money.
-
-Martha. You can't be genteel without spending a bit of money. A
-wedding's a wedding, Mrs. Munning, and folk have to spread themselves
-sometimes. Are you ready, Zack?
-
-Zack. I'm not so anxious, Martha. It'll mean a lot of walking.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I suppose you'd rather good money went on postage?
-
-Zack. All right, mother. I'll go. Only you know, Martha, you're tying
-this knot firm. A printed card's an awful binding thing.
-
-Martha. My father's got to see there's no mistake.
-
-Zack. He's doing pretty well so far.
-
-Martha. Yes. My wedding-dress is coming home tonight, too. I'll show it
-you if you like.
-
-Zack (_swallowing, then_), I'm like a cat on hot bricks till I see that
-dress.
-
-(_Martha and Zack go out._)
-
-Virginia. Poor Zack!
-
-Mrs. Munning. Fools pay for their folly. Did you come down for your walk
-with Paul?
-
-Virginia. Yes. It's about the usual time.
-
-Mrs. Munning. He'll be late this evening. He'd to go to Bollington this
-afternoon, but he'll bring you back a fairing, Jenny. He mostly went on
-your account.
-
-Virginia. On mine?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul's fretting because the roses he's putting in your
-room each day aren't good enough for you. He's gone to Bollington to see
-if he can't find better at the flower shop there.
-
-Virginia (_coldly_). He needn't have troubled, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Paul doesn't count it trouble to do things for you.
-
-Virginia. So he's told me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, truth's truth, and I'm not bound to hide it. He's
-missed his proper bedtime every night with seeking roses here to suit
-him. They've got to be so fine and large before they'll do for Paul.
-
-(_Sally enters with a vase of very faded roses in her hand._)
-
-Sally. Do you want these leaving in your room any longer, Miss Virginia?
-They're that faded and done they'll stink the place out soon.
-
-Virginia. I think they might be thrown away now, Sally.
-
-Sally. I'd think so, too. Been there a week if it's a minute. Some one
-used to change them every day, but they've seemingly got tired of the
-job.
-
-Virginia. Yes. Put them away, please.
-
-(_Sally nods and goes out._)
-
-Mrs. Munning (_making the best of it_). I didn't know he'd given it up
-here altogether.
-
-Virginia. I expect he preferred a proper night's rest, aunt.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Not he. But that's Paul all over. If he can't get the best
-he'll have none. Look at the engagement ring he gave you.
-
-Virginia. Yes. It's--an engagement ring.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Ah, but you're like myself, Jenny. You don't value things
-for their appearance, but for what they mean to you.
-
-Virginia (_doubtfully, fingering the ring_). Yes.
-
-(_Paul enters, with hat and coat on._)
-
-Paul. Good evening.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Why, you're sooner than I expected.
-
-Paul. Well, I've settled it. I've done my business. I've got them
-mother. How are you, Jenny? (_Comes round and kisses her._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Have you brought them with you, Paul?
-
-Paul. I'll show you. Let me get my coat off.
-
-Mrs. Munning. The roses, I mean.
-
-Paul (_blankly_). Oh the roses.
-
-Mrs. Munning (_quickly_). They'll be sending them, I suppose.
-
-Paul. Well----
-
-Virginia. I'm just going upstairs.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You needn't run away from him the moment he comes back.
-
-Virginia. No. But I shan't be going out for a walk to-night, aunt. I'll
-take my hat off. (_Exit Virginia._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Have you no sense at all? Couldn't you tell her the roses
-were coming?
-
-Paul. They're not.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Not coming? And me just telling her they were all you went
-to Bollington for!
-
-Paul. You shouldn't tell her lies. You know they weren't all I went for.
-
-Mrs. Munning. She liked to think they were. You've got a memory like a
-sieve.
-
-Paul. I didn't forget. I went to the shop and asked the price. They
-wanted sixpence each. Sixpence for a single rose. Have you any idea what
-a lot of roses it takes to make a decent-looking bunch?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Will you never get it into your thick head that it's worth
-spending money to gain money?
-
-Paul. You've got the spending habit lately. There's no need to spend for
-the sake of spending. I'm engaged to Virginia. What more do you want?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I want you to keep engaged till you're married. You're
-growing careless and neglecting her.
-
-Paul. Neglecting! I gave her a kiss just now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That cost you nothing. What made you stop putting flowers
-in her room?
-
-Paul. I'm not marrying a wife to stand at her heels with silly flowers.
-And there isn't a woman on earth worth buying roses for at sixpence a
-bloom.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Virginia's five hundred a year's worth it.
-
-Paul. It's not. Selling flowers at that price is robbery, and I'll be
-robbed by no one. Look at Joe Wrigley.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That won't last long.
-
-Paul. You're right. It won't. Zack will be married on Wednesday and off
-to Canada on Saturday. Just let Joe Wrigley come here after that. I'll
-teach him something.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You've got their tickets?
-
-Paul (_showing them_). I told you I had.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Steerage, I see.
-
-Paul. Of course they're steerage. Why, do you know we've to give them a
-matter of ten pounds before they'll let them load?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, we have to start them off with something, Paul.
-
-Paul. Ten pounds isn't something. It's a thundering lot.
-
-Mrs. Munning. In a good cause.
-
-Paul. A good cause is a better cause when it's cheap, and this is coming
-out a bit expensive.
-
-(_Enter Sally._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. What is it, Sally?
-
-Sally. The door bell, Mrs. Munning.
-
-(_Sally crosses and exit._)
-
-Paul. An order, if we're lucky.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, you are lucky, lately, aren't you? Everything you
-can think of _'_s going right, (_Sally re-enters._)
-
-Sally. It's Mr. Wrigley and some friends.
-
-(_Wrigley enters with Thomas Mowatt and Harry Shoe-bridge. Mowatt is a
-fat, red-faced dairyman and Shoe-bridge is a farmer, tall, with brown
-face and mutton-chop whiskers. Wrigley has a large jug of ale and puts
-it on table._)
-
-(_Exit Sally._)
-
-Wrigley. Good evening, Mrs. Munning. Come in, Thomas, Harry. You see,
-Mrs. Munning, you've been so amazing good to me lately over a bit of
-supper at nights that I thought I'd bring a friend or two this time to
-test the vittles.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You----
-
-Wrigley. Ay, and you needn't tire your tongue with welcoming words. I
-can read your genial thoughts. And knowing you hadn't got it here,
-we brought our own ale with us. (_Lifting jug._) It's a real drop of
-stimulant is this. Now sit down, Thomas. There you are, Harry. (_Places
-chairs._) Well, now what shall it be? (_Sits._) Seeing we're unexpected
-like, I think a bit of bread and cheese, eh Thomas?
-
-Thomas. It'll go sweetly with the ale.
-
-Wrigley. So it will. Bread and cheese, Mrs. Munning. I'd not say "no" to
-biscuits myself.
-
-Paul (_advancing_). Joe Wrigley----
-
-Wrigley. Eh, Paul, I didn't just notice you, but you're the man we
-want. We've really come on business, but we'll get on better when we're
-fortified with a bite and a sup. You know what Thomas and Harry are,
-don't you?
-
-Paul (_surrendering_). You'd better get the bread and cheese out,
-mother.
-
-(_Mrs. Munning goes reluctantly and opens door._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. Sally! Sally!
-
-(_Exit Mrs. Munning._)
-
-Wrigley. That's right, Paul. When the Executive Committee of the Little
-Hulton Savings Club pay a call upon you it's a matter of common sense
-for you to make them feel at home.
-
-Paul. Mr. Mowatt and Mr. Shoebridge are on the Executive and they're
-welcome here, but you----
-
-Wrigley. I'm on as well.
-
-Harry. Since last night.
-
-Wrigley. As you say, Harry, since last night. I'm coopted under rule
-17. Cost me a gallon of beer, but I'm co-opted. We're the Executive
-and we're here on a matter of business concerned with the work of the
-Society.
-
-Paul (_with deference_). What can I do for you, Mr. Shoebridge?
-
-Harry. Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Munning.
-
-(_Mrs. Munning and Sally enter. They put food and glasses on table.
-Wrigley pours ale. They eat and drink during the ensuing. Exit Sally._)
-
-Harry. You do the catering for our annual picnic, and there's a
-resolution standing on our minute book, recommending our members to
-employ you at times of private merrymaking. Thank you, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Paul. We've done all catering for your members at contract prices for
-many years.
-
-Thomas. That's so. And no one likes to break an old connection without
-warning.
-
-Paul. Break?
-
-Thomas. I reckon first to last you've made a pretty penny by us.
-
-Paul. I'm sure our charges to you are moderate, Mr. Mowatt.
-
-Thomas. They'll do. They'll do--so long as you're giving us what we
-want.
-
-Harry. It's not the charges that we're here about exactly.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Then what is it?
-
-Harry. I'm telling you as fast as I can. This is a tasty bit of cheese,
-Mrs. Munning.
-
-Wrigley. Aye. I thought you'd relish it. It's full-flavoured but it
-doesn't rasp the tongue. It's mellow.
-
-Thomas. Meller's a great word, Joe. I like things to be meller. I like
-meller women and meller cheese and meller ale and meller festivals.
-
-Harry. Did you go to see Mr. Abbott married the other day?
-
-Thomas. Did I go? I'd say so. That was a proper meller occasion.
-
-Harry. It was that. Mellow right through. He married his wife with port
-wine, did Mr. Abbott.
-
-Thomas. I'm not partial to port wine myself. I favour ale at all times
-and all occasions. Ale's a beverage.
-
-Wrigley. And Mr. Abbott's wedding isn't the point to-night.
-
-Thomas. It was a meller wedding and we want things meller always.
-
-Harry. That's it in a nutshell, Mr. Munning.
-
-Paul. I'm sure we make no differences, Mr. Shoebridge.
-
-Harry. Oh yes, you do. You may not know it, but you do. You have two
-sorts of catering, and our members want the best, or the Executive will
-pass a resolution advising all to patronize Wilson's of Norton.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I hope you won't do that, Mr. Shoebridge.
-
-Harry. Well, if you want to keep our connection, you'll have to do the
-thing our way.
-
-Paul. But you don't tell us what your way is. What is it we do wrong?
-
-Harry. I'm coming to it, lad. I'm going to touch the spot. From what we
-hear, your Zack's a-wedding Martha Wrigley.
-
-Paul. Yes?
-
-Harry. Well, I've nowt against it. Martha's doing unexpected well, but
-if Zack's satisfied I'm sure I am. But Joe Wrigley tells me that it
-doesn't stop at that, and being her father he ought to know. You want to
-emigrate them off to Canada. Now where's the sense in that?
-
-Paul. It seems best to us.
-
-Thomas. Well, I think it's rotten.
-
-Paul. You must allow us to be judges.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I think that's our business and nobody else's.
-
-Wrigley (_pushing back chair and rising_). Come on, let's be getting
-over to Wilson's and making our arrangements with him.
-
-Thomas (_rising_). Yes, that's the only thing if they're going to talk
-that road.
-
-Paul. But I do wish you'd explain. What has Zack's going to Canada to do
-with it?
-
-Harry. You want a lot of telling. You have two sorts of jollifications
-here. Jollifications with Zack Munning and jollifications without. We
-want them _with_.
-
-Mrs. Munning. With Zack?
-
-Harry. He's the difference I've been telling you about.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack is! He never does anything.
-
-Harry. He does enough. I know what you mean. He's a bit of a fool at
-doing most things is Zack, but he's got a gift for jollifications. I
-couldn't point to where it is myself. Zack's just to come and moon about
-and drop a word into an ear there and take a woman's arm here and the
-thing's done. You might call it a knack he has.
-
-Thomas. He mellers things. That's where it is. It's like this, Mrs.
-Munning. You can eat cheese without supping ale to it, but you don't get
-satisfaction. And Paul can run a wedding without Zack being there, but
-it's not hearty--not what I'd call a jollification. It's stiff and hard.
-No feeling in it. No mellerness.
-
-Harry. Zack's got a way with him. He's an artist. If the talk's going
-flat, or anybody recalls a subject that's not fit to be recalled at a
-wedding--an old quarrel or such like,--what does Zack do but break a
-plate? and smiles that smile of his, and all's well in a moment.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Well, this is a revelation to me. I don't know what to
-say.
-
-Paul. I do. He'll go to Canada.
-
-Wrigley. Is that your last word?
-
-Mrs. Munning. No. We'll talk this over, Paul.
-
-Paul. It's gone too far for talking now. I've bought their tickets.
-
-Wrigley. They'll do to light a fire with.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We'll let you have your answer later, Mr. Shoebridge.
-
-Harry (_by door_). All right, Mrs. Munning. You're wise enough to know a
-hasty temper doesn't pay in business. I could give a good guess at your
-answer.
-
-Wrigley. I'm not fond of guessing myself, so I'll stay here to get it.
-I'm concerned twice over. As a member of the Executive and as father of
-the bride to be.
-
-Thomas. We'll leave it to you, Joe.
-
-Wrigley. I reckon you can.
-
-Harry. Good evening, Mrs. Munning.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Good evening to you.
-
-(_Exeunt Thomas and Harry._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. I suppose we can put this down to you, Joe Wrigley.
-
-Wrigley. You might be farther out.
-
-Paul. You'd nothing to say against emigrating them when I mentioned it.
-
-Wrigley. No, but I thought a lot. I'd a father's feelings, and they went
-too deep for words.
-
-Mrs. Munning. What have you done this for, Joe?
-
-Wrigley. Two reasons, and I don't know which is bigger of the two.
-Zack's worth good money here. If I'd a mind to ruin your trade I'd let
-him go, and make you find out what you've missed. But that's not Joseph
-Wrigley's way. I kill no geese that lay me golden eggs. And reason
-number two. Aye, and this weighs heaviest. I want the pleasure of
-knowing they're living in the village here and the satisfaction of
-watching your face look sour and sourer for the sight of them. I'll
-teach you something for sacking me.
-
-(_Virginia enters, during this speech._)
-
-Paul. Will you, Joe? You've given me two reasons why you think you will.
-I'll give you two why you won't.
-
-Wrigley. You will?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Be careful, Paul. (_She puts hand on his arm._)
-
-Paul (_shaking her off_). The first's Zack isn't married yet to Martha
-and the second is he isn't going to be. Their engagement's served my
-purpose.
-
-Virginia. What was your purpose, Paul?
-
-Paul. Oh! I didn't see you, Jenny.
-
-Wrigley. Never mind her. You're speaking to me. Zack shall marry Martha
-or I'll make your name a stink in Little Hutton.
-
-Paul. Get out.
-
-Wrigley. You'll eat a lot of dirt for this, Paul Munning. Banns called
-and wedding fixed and people asked. (_By door, then turns_). Is Zack to
-marry Martha?
-
-Paul. He's not.
-
-Wrigley. Then the band is going to play and, by George, I'll make you
-dance to it.
-
-(_Exit Wrigley._)
-
-Virginia (_quietly_). You must tell me what this is, Paul.
-
-Paul. It's Joe Wrigley making a mistake. Thinks he can bounce me, does
-he?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'd better be careful, Paul. Joe Wrigley's one thing
-when he's one of our men, but he's another now he's got on that
-committee.
-
-Paul. I'd like to wring his neck. The cunning swine.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Zack's not to go to Canada.
-
-Paul. All right. He's not. I'll go to Bollington tomorrow and get the
-money back on the tickets. But he shan't marry Martha either. I'll get
-even with Joe Wrigley there.
-
-Virginia. What does Zack say?
-
-Paul. Zack? What's Zack to do with it?
-
-Virginia. It's his marriage, you know.
-
-Paul. Zack _'_ll do as he's told. He wasn't marrying her because he
-wanted to.
-
-Virginia. Why was he marrying?
-
-Paul. Because I wanted it. I don't want it now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We're in a ticklish corner with Joe Wrigley, Paul.
-
-Paul. Do you want me to hold my hands up to Joe Wrigley?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll take care what you do? I don't want my business
-damaged worse than it is.
-
-Paul. _Your_ business?
-
-Mrs. Munning. It is my business, I believe. You're only my manager, and
-I warn you to be careful or I'll set about making a change. I've learnt
-something to-night.
-
-Virginia. So have I.
-
-Paul. Mother, you don't believe Joe's tales of Zack!
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'd not believe a sacked man's tales of anything, but I
-believe Mowatt and Shoebridge, and I know who it is they want at the
-weddings. It's been a shock to me to find they favour Zack, but it's
-Zack they want and Zack they're going to get.
-
-Paul. A nice mess he'll make of things.
-
-Mrs. Munning. That remains to be seen. He's never had his chance till
-now, but he's just as much my son as you are, Paul.
-
-Virginia. Yes, he was just as much your son when you neglected him and
-kept him down and gave Paul all your love. And just as much when you and
-Paul let Zack walk into Wrigley's trap and never raised a hand to save
-him, and when you schemed to send him out to Canada to save your pride
-from being hurt, and when you changed your mind about him now--not from
-regret or any love for Zack, but when you found your business would do
-better with him here. Oh, I've been stupid too. I let myself be blinded
-by the dust you both threw in my eyes, but I'm not blinded now and----
-
-Paul. Will you be quiet, Virginia?
-
-Mrs. Munning. If I made a mistake; Jenny, I've owned to it.
-
-Virginia. You've owned to it! Does that make up to Zack for all the
-years you've slighted him, for the chances that he might have had and
-Paul has robbed him of? For----
-
-Paul. Robbed! I think you're forgetting whose ring you're wearing on
-your finger.
-
-Virginia. Your ring? Yes. There's your ring.
-
-(_She takes it off and throws it at him. Zack and Martha enter. Martha
-is in a stupidly elaborate wedding-dress. The ring misses Paul, hits
-Zack and falls._)
-
-Zack. I think I heard something drop.
-
-Virginia. Yes. I've dropped Paul.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Jenny!
-
-Paul. You might have damaged that ring badly. It cost me thirty
-shillings.
-
-Virginia. You are having an expensive time, lately.
-
-Martha (_picking up ring_). Oh, it's a beautiful ring.
-
-Paul. Yes. Give it to me.
-
-Virginia. No. Put it on, Martha.
-
-Paul. What!
-
-Virginia. Put it on.
-
-(_Martha puts it on._)
-
-Do you like the look of it on your finger?
-
-Martha It's a vision.
-
-Virginia. Is it? Do you like the man that goes with that ring?
-
-Paul. That's my ring, Virginia.
-
-Virginia. I'm quite aware of that. Do you like Paul, Martha? Will you
-take Paul Munning for your lawful wedded husband?
-
-Zack. I'm not very quick at thinking, Virginia, but I think you're
-getting things mixed up like.
-
-Paul. She's gone mad.
-
-Virginia. Have I aunt?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I don't know, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. You do know. You know Joe Wrigley has the power to ruin you
-unless Martha becomes Mrs. Munning. She's going to become Mrs. Munning,
-but not Mrs. Zack Munning.
-
-Zack. But I've passed my word to Martha. We've had banns called in
-church.
-
-Virginia. Are you in love with Martha, Zack?
-
-Zack. Well----
-
-Virginia. Are you or are you not?
-
-Zack. You do ask the awkwardest questions, Virginia.
-
-Virginia. That's good enough for me. Martha, it's a pity to waste that
-wedding-dress. Would you rather marry Zack or Paul?
-
-Martha. I've never dared to lift my eyes as high as Mr. Paul.
-
-Virginia. It's not so high. Stand on a chair if it'll make you feel
-easier. It's like this, Martha. Paul's missing something by not marrying
-me, but there's a matter of five hundred pounds that I'll give him in
-the vestry on his wedding-day with you. Of course if he doesn't marry
-you there's no five hundred pounds, and there is your father.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And a new manager for my business too.
-
-Paul. Mother!
-
-Virginia. So you've got it all three ways, Paul. Martha, you needn't be
-afraid. Canada with Zack was the riskiest gamble a woman ever thought
-of, but England with Paul is something solid. You'll have friends to
-Watch you and to watch Paul, too.
-
-Paul. But--but----
-
-Virginia. That's all right, Paul. You needn't thank me now. And if you'd
-like to take Martha out for a walk, I shan't prevent you.
-
-Martha. Me walk through Little Hulton by the side of Mr. Paul! Oh, Miss
-Virginia, I'd never have the face.
-
-Virginia. I've told you you're bringing him good money. You give and he
-takes.
-
-Paul. Do I take?
-
-Virginia. Don't you?
-
-Paul. Mother, have you nothing to say?
-
-Virginia. She's come down on the right side of the fence at last, Paul.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I'll not pretend I'm pleased, but it's a way out.
-
-Paul. You'd see me sacrificed like this?
-
-Mrs. Munning. You'll not forget that Martha's in the room, will you?
-
-Zack. I suppose I'll do wrong thing if I open my mouth, but I'll speak
-my mind for once and chance it.
-
-Virginia. What's the matter, Zack? You didn't want to marry Martha?
-
-Zack. I didn't and I did. I've no right to be selfish, and I didn't like
-the thought of it at first. I'm the wrong sort of husband for her as I
-am.
-
-Virginia. Very well, then------
-
-Zack. Aye. As I am I'm wrong, and I know I'm wrong. But I might not
-be so wrong in Canada. I've never had a chance afore, and this thing's
-grown on me a bit. I've wanted my chance, and it looked like I was
-getting it. You never know what a foreign country will do for a man, and
-Canada began to look a chance to me. I'd hopes of Canada. And now you
-say I'm not to marry Martha, and I'll never get a chance again.
-
-Martha. I'd rather marry Mr. Paul, if he's willing, Zack.
-
-Virginia. He's willing.
-
-Zack. Maybe you're right, Martha. Paul's a bigger man than me and I
-mustn't be selfish. But I'd begun to be hopeful, and I own this is a
-blow to me. I'll go out for a breath of air.
-
-Virginia. Stay where you are, Zack. Paul and Martha are going out
-together.
-
-Paul. That's advertising it a bit, and her in her wedding-gown and all.
-
-Virginia. It's meant to advertise it, Paul. There's your hat. Give her
-your arm now.
-
-Martha. Oh, Mr. Paul!
-
-(_They go up to door, arm in arm._)
-
-Virginia. And I'll tell you something, Paul. You're great at talking of
-the cost of things. A pleasant look costs no more than a sour one, so
-see what you can do.
-
-(_Exeunt Paul and Martha. Virginia closes door._)
-
-Now then, aunt, is there anything you'd like to say to Zack?
-
-Mrs. Munning. He's the cause of more trouble than he's worth, and has
-been since the day he was born.
-
-Zack. Yes, mother. I knew it must be all my fault some road.
-
-Virginia. I suppose that way of speaking to him is force of habit, aunt.
-But it's time you changed your habits now. Don't you think you'd feel
-better if you apologized to Zack?
-
-Mrs. Munning. Apologized!
-
-Virginia. I've a belief myself in paying debts.
-
-Mrs. Munning. I don't owe Zack for much.
-
-Virginia. Only thirty years' neglect.
-
-Zack. You mustn't talk like that to mother, Jenny. You can't expect a
-great soft thing like me to get same care taken of him as she took of
-Paul. You don't treat carthorses like you'd treat a racer.
-
-Virginia (_to Mrs. Munning, ignoring Zack_). So you've nothing to say to
-him?
-
-Mrs. Munning. I don't know that I have.
-
-Virginia. You're leaving quite a lot to me.
-
-Mrs. Munning. We know what's good for Zack. Some folk don't pay for
-kindness.
-
-Virginia. Some never get a chance. Zack's had your method long enough.
-We'll try mine now.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And what is yours?
-
-Virginia. Bring me some hot water and a towel, Zack.
-
-Zack. Hot water?
-
-Virginia. In a jug.
-
-Zack. Yes, Jenny. I knew there'd be hot water in it somewhere. (_Exit
-Zack._)
-
-Mrs. Munning. What's this for?
-
-Virginia. A clean start and a clean chin and Zack's first lesson in the
-art of self-respect.
-
-Mrs. Munning. Meaning you're going to swell his head.
-
-Virginia. No, aunt. Only to shave his beard. I'm going to talk to Zack
-and a lather-brush will be a handy thing to stop his mouth with if he
-tries to answer back before I've done.
-
-(_Zack re-enters with steaming jug and a towel._)
-
-Zack. It's very hot. I found the kettle on the boil.
-
-Virginia. All the better.
-
-Zack (_apprehensively_). Yes, Jenny.
-
-Mrs. Munning. And you think I'll stay here and watch you do it?
-
-Virginia. Well, aunt, I rather hoped you wouldn't.
-
-Mrs. Munning. You're taking charge of things, young lady.
-
-Virginia. I've come to the conclusion that it's time. (_Mrs. Munning
-meets her eye, quails and goes out._) Zack, go upstairs and bring me
-down the birthday present that I gave you.
-
-Zack. It's not upstairs, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. Where is it, then? I want it.
-
-Zack. I keep it in my pocket.
-
-Virginia. No wonder your coat fits like a sack. Give it me.
-
-Zack. You're not going to take it off me because I didn't use it, are
-you?
-
-Virginia. I'm going to use it. Sit down. (_She pushes him into chair
-and puts towel round his neck._) Tell me why you carried this about with
-you.
-
-Zack. It's because I------ (_hesitates._)
-
-Virginia. Well?
-
-Zack. Because you gave it me.
-
-Virginia. I gave it you for use. Keep still now. (_She trims his beard
-with scissors._)
-
-Zack. Yes, Jenny. I know, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. They're
-too grand for using on the likes of me. Oh! (_She deliberately pricks
-him._)
-
-Virginia. What is it?
-
-Zack. You ran the scissors into me. It doesn't matter though.
-
-(_She pricks again._)
-
-Oh, Jenny, that did hurt a bit.
-
-Virginia. I meant it to. Don't you dare to say it doesn't matter when
-you're hurt or I'll hurt you again.
-
-Zack. No, Jenny.
-
-(_She turns to table and makes lather._)
-
-Virginia. And when I give you anything and tell you to use it, you
-won't imagine it's too grand for you. You'll use it; (_Her back is still
-turned to him. He fingers the stubble on his chin and nervously holds
-the chair-arms, watching her timorously._)
-
-Zack. Yes, Jenny.
-
-Virginia (_turning with lather-brush_). Very well. Now I can start
-talking to you. (_She holds brush poised. He eyes it._)
-
-Zack. You've not done badly up to now for a non-starter. (_She puts
-brush in his mouth_). Oof!
-
-Virginia (_lathering_). If you open your mouth again unless I tell you
-to, that's what you'll get. Now, Zack Munning, who do you think you are?
-(_Stands from him_). You may answer.
-
-Zack. Well I suppose I'm---- I dunno. I'm nobody much.
-
-Virginia (_approaching and lathering_). You can't answer. Then I'll tell
-you. You are not nobody. You're a person of considerable importance. For
-one thing, you're the mainstay of your mother's business. When you go
-to weddings, they're liked, and when you don't they're disliked. Paul is
-not popular. You are. You may speak.
-
-Zack. You've no right to run down Paul like that, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. I'm not running him down. I'm putting him in his place in
-comparison with you. Now, is that understood? You're of more value here
-than he is.
-
-Zack. Oh, but, Jenny--oof! (_He gets the brush in his mouth._)
-
-Virginia. If you like a mouthful of soap at every word I utter you can
-have it. If you don't, sit quiet and listen. Where was I coming to? Oh
-yes. Martha Wrigley. You didn't love her, Zack. Why did you let them
-force her on to you?
-
-Zack. I do hate argument, Jenny. Paul argued and Joe argued and he's a
-powerful voice for arguing has Joe, and so I just said "yes" to make an
-end of it.
-
-Virginia (_taking razor_). You'd better turn round to the light now. I
-don't want to plough your face. Carry the chair to the window.
-
-Zack. Yes, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. Sit down and let me see what I can make of you. (_She
-shaves._) You just said "Yes" to save yourself the trouble of saying
-"No" and never thought of anybody else but Paul and Joe.
-
-Zack (_moving in protest_). Oh yes, I did, Jenny.
-
-Virginia (_alarmed_). Be careful, Zack. I don't want to cut you.
-
-Zack. Well, I did think of some one else.
-
-Virginia. Who?
-
-Zack. I thought of Martha.
-
-Virginia. Never mind Martha.
-
-Zack. But I must mind her. She looked to me for consolation did Martha,
-and I don't think Paul's as good at consoling a wench as I am.
-
-Virginia. Oh? So we've found something we're better at than he is, have
-we?
-
-Zack. I'm bound to think of Martha's feelings, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. Martha's parading the high street with Paul. Her feelings are
-all right.
-
-Zack. My conscience isn't easy about her, Jenny. We've been called in
-church together and----
-
-Virginia (_holding out razor_). And you can finish shaving by yourself.
-
-Zack. But I don't know how. I've never used a razor in my life.
-
-(_Virginia puts razor on table. Zack rises, half shaved._)
-
-Virginia. It's time you learned.
-
-Zack. You were getting on so well.
-
-Virginia. So were you till you began to talk rubbish about Martha
-Wrigley. Go and ask her to finish shaving you.
-
-Zack. Have I said anything to offend you, Jenny?
-
-Virginia. Have you said----? You think a lot about other people, Zack.
-Do you never think of me?
-
-Zack. I do that. But it's not the same.
-
-Virginia. The same as what?
-
-Zack. It's common thinking when I think of them. When I think of you
-it's something a bit special. It's thinking with my hat off, like going
-into church. It's Sunday best and I couldn't bring myself to talk of it
-the same way as I'd talk of them. It's not for talking of at all. It's
-holylike. That's why I haven't mentioned it.
-
-Virginia (_takes up razor. Zack flinches_). Sit down again. I'll finish
-shaving you.
-
-Zack. Will you, Jenny? (_He sits._)
-
-Virginia. Yes. Don't talk or you'll get cut. Now listen, Zack. Martha
-Wrigley's getting what she wants. She's marrying Paul and she'll be the
-proudest woman in the place. So you can put her out of mind. If you
-want to say "good-bye" to her, you can go and say it when I've finished
-shaving you. Only you'll say it in words. You're a bit too free with
-your consolations, and I've not shaved you for Martha Wrigley to have
-the benefit of your virgin chin. You've finished with her, Zack, you
-understand?
-
-Zack. Yes, Jenny.
-
-Virginia. Very well. Now you can get up and look at yourself in that
-glass.
-
-Zack (_peering into glass in lid of shaving set_). Why, Jenny, I'd not
-have known myself. Is yon lad me?
-
-Virginia. It's you.
-
-Zack. Well, I tell you what, Jenny, if I'd met that face in the lane on
-anybody else but me, I'd have said he wasn't a bad looking chap at all.
-
-Virginia. It's not a face you're meeting in the lane. It's your face.
-
-Zack. That's the surprising part about it. Why, it's very near worth
-taking the trouble to shave every day.
-
-Virginia. I'll see you take the trouble.
-
-Zack. And I'll look like this every day!
-
-Virginia. You will.
-
-Zack. Well, but if that's so, and I'm free of Martha, why.... No. I'm
-getting ahead too fast.
-
-Virginia. Not you. Take another look at yourself if you're afraid about
-anything.
-
-Zack (_looking_). I'm pretty near good-looking enough to chance it. Dang
-it, I will chance it, and all--No. No. I'm not quite bold enough for
-that.
-
-Virginia (_holding glass in front of him_). Look again.
-
-Zack. Well, you can't eat me anyhow. Jenny, I've got a heap of love
-for you. I've loved you since the day I met you, and I've been the
-miserablest chap on earth because of what's been happening since. Things
-always do go wrong with me, and they've been going the wrongest road
-they could, but, by gum, there's just a chance to put them right this
-time, and I'll dash at it if I'm hanged for it. Jenny it's the most
-bowdacious thing to come from me to you, but I'm wrought up to point and
-I've got to speak or bust. Will you have me, lass?
-
-Virginia. Kiss me, Zack.
-
-Zack. But--but--do you mean to say you'll----
-
-Virginia. You great baby.
-
-Zack (_embracing her_). Eh, I could hug you till you broke. Love? Love's
-the finest state of man. I'm--I'm---- No. There aren't words made
-for this. Its too tremendous big for words. Jenny, it's true? You're
-not--You're not just playing with me.
-
-Virginia. No. It's true. Oh, Zack!
-
-Zack. Jenny! (_Kiss._)
-
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- <h1>
- THREE LANCASHIRE PLAYS
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- <h3>
- The Game; The Northerners; Zack
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Harold Brighouse
- </h2>
- <h4>
- London: Samuel French, Ltd. Publishers
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- <h3>
- 1920
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- <b>CONTENTS</b>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_PREF"> PREFACE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_BIBL"> Bibliography: </a>
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> <b>THE GAME</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> ACT I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> ACT II </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> ACT III </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> <b>THE NORTHERNERS</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> ACT I. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> ACT II </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> ACT III </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> ACT IV </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> <b>ZACK</b> </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> ACT I. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> ACT II. </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> ACT III </a>
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- PREFACE
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- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>n another age than
- ours play-books were a favourite, if not the only, form of light reading,
- and the novel, now almost universally preferred, is the development of the
- last century. But a writer of plays should be the last person in the world
- to resent the novelist's victory, for plays are written to be acted, and
- reach a full completeness only by means of the collaboration of author
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- audience. The author's script bears to the completed play a relationship
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- especially to the layman who is not devoid of imagination, the layman who
- is ready to spend a trifling mental effort and to become, be it ever so
- little, expert. And so with printed plays, those ground-plans of the
- drama. There must have been in the eighteenth century, a larger percentage
- of the reading public than obtains to-day that was expert in reading
- plays; plays were thought&mdash;you can find ample proof of it in the
- Diarists&mdash;easier reading than the novels of Fielding, Richardson and
- Smollett. Perhaps the comparative brevity of a play was, even in those
- unhurried days, a point in its favour; certainly the play-reading habit
- was strong and one likes to think that it is not lost. To read dully the
- script of a spectacular play is desolating weariness, but the same script
- read with sympathetic imagination becomes the key to fairyland, and from
- an armchair one sees more marvels than ever stagecraft could present.
- There are abominable limitations on the stage; producers are tedious
- pedants; but the reader mentally producing a play from the book in his
- hand looks through a magic casement at what he gloriously will instead of
- through a proscenium arch at the handiwork of a merely human producer.
- Play-reading, in fact, obeys the law that as a man sows so shall he reap;
- a little trouble, rapidly eased by practice, leads one to a great deal of
- pleasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- It depends, of course, upon the play as well as upon the reader, and
- though one has rather romantically instanced spectacular plays, their
- scripts do, as a rule, belong to the class of play which is not worth
- reading. They are, or are apt to become, the libretto to some specific
- scenery or stage effect and the imaginative reader, failing to hit upon
- the particular staging intended, is lost in puzzlement. Nor do plays of
- action make the best reading. There are no plays but plays of action, but
- action is of many kinds, and the play whose first concern is situation and
- rapid physical movement is so specifically a stage-play, so sketchy in its
- ground-plan until the collaborators work in unison upon it, as to make
- reading more of a torment than a pleasure. While you must have wordless
- pantomime at the basis of every play, it is those plays which exhibit in
- high degree the use of action in the form of dialogue that are the more
- comfortable reading; and, always postulating that a play is a play&mdash;not
- necessarily a playwright's play, the admiration of his brother craftsmen,
- but a thing practicable, actable and effective on the stage&mdash;the more
- physical action is subordinated to character, to the exploration of the
- springs of human motive, the better it is for reading purposes and the
- better for all purposes.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ibsen led the modern play, where the modern novel followed it, to the
- investigation of character rather than to the unfolding of a story, and
- one suggests that readers who find satisfaction in the modern
- psychological novel should find the reading of modern plays to their taste
- for the reason that the dramatists, though they haven't in a play the same
- opportunities for analysis as the novelists find in their more spacious
- pages, are essentially "out for" the same thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- The type of play one is here writing about is one which has not, in the
- past, flourished extensively in the popular theatres; it is the type
- known, rather obscurely, as the "Repertory" play. It was called by that
- name, probably in derision, and the Repertory play was held to be
- synonymous with the un-commercial play. Then queer things happened.
- "Hindle Wakes" broke out of the Repertory palisade, made dramatic history
- and, what from the amazed commercial manager's standpoint was even more
- startling, a fortune; "The Younger Generation" followed into the
- commercial camp; and in the rent profiteer's year of 1919, when managers
- seemed forced by ruthless circumstance more even than by inclination to
- play the safest game and to offer the Big Public nothing but repetitions
- of the tried and true, two plays from the Repertories came to town. "The
- Lost Leader" filled the Court Theatre in a very heat wave, and "Abraham
- Lincoln" took the King to Hammersmith&mdash;with many thousands of his
- subjects. So that it will not do to speak of plays as commercial on the
- one hand and Repertory on the other. Repertory has golden possibilities,
- if you don't expect too much of it. It would be fallacious to expect the
- same pay-dust from "Abraham Lincoln" as from "Chu Chin Chow." Nor would
- one expect Joseph Conrad to sell like Nat Gould.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sincerity is a virtue possessed, as a rule, by the Repertory play, but it
- will by no means do to claim for this sort of play a monopoly of
- sincerity. The most popular type of drama (and the most English),
- melodrama, is rigidly sincere&mdash;to the confounding of the
- Intellectual. There is plenty of dishonest thinking and unscrupulous
- play-making, but not in popular melodrama. In melodrama which pretends to
- be something other than what it is, there is immediate and obvious
- insincerity, but there is no writing with the tongue in the cheek in
- downright, unabashed melodramas of the old Adelphi, and the present Lyceum
- type. It will not do to call the "highbrow" plays sincere, with the
- implication that all other plays are insincere, any more than they can
- themselves be sweepingly characterized as uncommercial. Sincerity, anyhow,
- may be beside the point, and the term Repertory play, though
- unsatisfactory, stands for something perfectly well understood. No
- definition would be apt to the whole body of Repertory plays, but one
- would like, diffidently, to suggest that Repertory plays are written by
- men and women of intellectual honesty who postulate that their audience
- will be composed of educated people&mdash;and that attempt at a definition
- fails. It has a snobbish ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now, after generalizing about Repertory plays and reading plays, to
- come down to the particular instance of the Lancashire plays here printed.
- They are three of seven plays which their author has written about the
- people of his native county, and reasons for publishing them now are that
- nobody wanted to publish plays during the war, and that the author is an
- optimist about the future of Repertory. Which last is only a sort of
- reason for publishing some of Repertory's step-children&mdash;that, at any
- rate, the new men may know, if they care to know, these workaday examples
- deriving from the only Repertory Theatre in Great Britain which created a
- local drama. Though none of these three plays was, in fact, produced by
- Miss Horniman's Company, they nevertheless belong to the "Manchester
- School," which was a by-product of her Company.
- </p>
- <p>
- The "Manchester School" was never conscious of itself, as the Irish School
- was. The Irishmen had a country, a patriotic sentiment, a national
- mythology; they had, so soon after the beginning that it seemed they had
- it from the first, the already classical tradition of Synge; they had in
- the Deidre legend a subject made to their hands, a subject which it
- appeared every Irishman must tackle in order to pass with honours as an
- Irish dramatist; and there was explicit endeavour to create an Irish
- Drama. In Manchester, so far were we from any explicit ambition to create
- a Lancashire Drama that we denied the fact of its creation. What
- reputation it had was not home-made in Manchester and exported, but made
- in London and America. At Miss Horniman's theatre in Manchester, there
- were so many bigger things being done than the earlier, technically weak
- plays of the local authors. And it is worth pointing out that the authors
- went (it was admirable, it was almost original in them) for their material
- to what was immediately under their noses; they took as models the
- Lancashire people of their daily life, and in their plays they did not
- always flatter their models. The models saw themselves in the theatre
- rather as they were than as they liked to think they were, and they hadn't
- the quixotry to praise too highly authors who held up to them a mirror of
- disconcerting truthfulness. It came upon the authors unexpectedly, as even
- something a little preposterous, to be taken seriously, to be labelled,
- heaven knows by whom, the "Manchester School," as if they had a common
- aim..
- </p>
- <p>
- That, surely, is the significance of the "Manchester School," that the
- phenomenon and the hope. Miss Horniman established her Company in
- Manchester, with Mr. B. Iden Payne, a genius, as her producer of plays.
- What she gave to Manchester was perhaps more, perhaps not more, than the
- aftermath of the historic Vedrenne-Barker campaign at the Court Theatre;
- at any rate, she gave a series of Repertory plays&mdash;plays which had no
- likelihood of being seen in the provinces under the touring system&mdash;notably
- well acted; she demonstrated that drama was a living art, and in the light
- of that demonstration there outcropped spontaneously, un-self-consciously,
- the body of local drama now known as the "Manchester School." Whatever the
- individual merits of the Lancashire plays may be, whatever, even, their
- collective importance or unimportance, they have this significance of
- localization. Stimulated by Miss Horniman's catholic repertoire, local
- authors sought to express in drama local characteristics.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are no two questions in the writer's mind, nor, he thinks, in
- anybody's, as to whether local drama is or is not a good thing. It is more
- than ever good in to-day's special London conditions, but it was always
- good in and for its own locality, and very good when it broke away from
- home, travelled to London and introduced to Londoners authentic
- representations of natives of their country. It brought variety where
- variety was needed. Not all the plays of the "Manchester School," of
- course, have travelled. One or two, indeed, hardly travelled across the
- Gaiety Theatre footlights, and in the case of a few others, mostly one-act
- plays, there was never the least chance of their emerging from Lancashire
- owing to the fact that they were written deliberately in dialect. A most
- racy little piece, "Complaints," by Mr. Ernest Hutchinson, with its scene
- laid in the office of an Oldham spinning-mill, is a case in point. One
- doubts, even, if the comparatively urbane Manchester audience grasped the
- whole of its idiomatic dialogue. But these are the extremes of local
- drama, and generally, the Lancashire writers have avoided dialect as, in
- the first place, impracticable, and in the second place, disused, except
- (to quote Houghton) "amongst the roughest class in the most out-of-the way
- districts." Accent is not dialect though possibly originates in it. Even
- when one wishes to use dialect one must not, for stage purposes, write it
- as it is spoken. The dramatist selects his material from dialect as he
- selects his larger material from life. Dramatically correct dialect is
- literally incorrect; it is highly selected dialogue which indicates, but
- does not obscure, and the true dialect dramatist is not the man who
- exactly imitates the speech of a district, but he who most skilfully
- adapts its rhythms and picks out its salient words. Synge invented an
- Irish dialect which is false in detail and infinitely true in broad
- effect, and the "Manchester School," faced with the same difficulty, has
- solved it in the same way, hoping, though without much confidence, that
- the Lancashire cadences it adopted and used in its very few dialect plays
- may sound to alien ears as aptly as the language of Synge's Irish sounds
- to our own. Though you may search in vain the dialogue of Mr. Allan
- Monkhouse's plays for local characteristics, the "Manchester School" has
- as a rule indicated by the use, in greater or less degree, of local idioms
- that the speech of Lancashire has a well-marked individuality; but
- dialect, as a distinctive variant of the national language, can hardly be
- said to exist in Lancashire.
- </p>
- <p>
- One labours the point a little in order to make clear that the "Manchester
- School" had no accidental advantage, over writers who lived near other
- provincial Repertory Theatres, in the existence of a language whose
- dramatic literature they felt urged to create; there was no such language.
- And its absence makes a curiosity of the fact that from Manchester alone
- of the Repertory centres has any considerable body of local drama emerged.
- (Dublin is another matter; one speaks here of Great Britain.) Other
- Repertory centres, like Birmingham and Bristol, must have local
- characteristics: Liverpool is, geographically at any rate, in Lancashire;
- and Glasgow has a language of its own. None of these Repertories was
- sterile, but even Birmingham, despite Mr. John Drinkwater and "Abraham
- Lincoln," was economical in creativeness and fathered no local drama. Must
- the conclusion be that the Manchester atmosphere has, with its soot, a
- vitalizing dramatic principle?
- </p>
- <p>
- Possibly; but a less fantastic theory is that Manchester had Miss
- Horniman, and other Repertories had not. Again one insists that the
- Lancashire plays were a by-product, and a by-product only, of Miss
- Horniman's Company. Who in their senses would go to Manchester expecting
- to evoke a local drama? And if she had gone there with a prejudice in
- favour of poetic plays, it is more than likely that no local drama would
- have been evoked. Modern Lancashire is industrial Lancashire&mdash;one
- forgets the large agricultural oases, while nobody but map-makers and
- administrators remembers that a slice of the Lake District is in
- Lancashire&mdash;and industrialism does not inspire the poetic play. Miss
- Horniman began, on the contrary, with a season whose best productions,
- though it included Maeterlinck, were Shaw's "Widower's Houses" and
- McEvoy's "David Ballard." Those two productions seemed, rightly or
- wrongly, to fix the type of play preferred by Miss Horniman's Company; it
- happened&mdash;let us call it realistic comedy&mdash;to be the type by
- which the life of Lancashire could be best expressed in drama and the
- future authors of the "Manchester School," most of them of an
- impressionable age, some of them already fumbling their way to dramatic
- expression, seized avidly the type and the opportunity. They were not so
- provincial as to have to wait for Miss Horniman to come to be introduced
- to Shaw: but there are worlds of difference between reading Shaw, even
- between seeing him indifferently produced, and a Shaw play transmuted by
- the handling of such a producer as Iden Payne. It is putting the case
- without hyperbole to say that Miss Horniman's Company was an inspiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Repertory whose "note" is the poetic play will probably evoke no local
- drama, because, until we get the village Repertory, local drama is the
- drama of the modern town, wherein the stuff of poetry exists, if at all,
- only as a forced revival of folk-lore. Anything can be great poetry to the
- great poet; one speaks here of the average playwright, the observer of his
- fellow man in a provincial town, seeking his medium of expression in
- drama; and such a man is unlikely to find it in the poetic play or to find
- encouragement and inspiration from a Repertory where poetic plays are
- visibly preferred. It is almost to be said that Miss Horniman's Company
- and the Birmingham Repertory Theatre stand for rival theories of the
- drama, but not quite; they have too much, including Shakespeare, in
- common.
- </p>
- <p>
- Local drama is too important to be left so specially in the hands of Miss
- Horniman and the "Manchester School." It is important for the localities
- and important, too, for London; London is quite as ready to be interested
- in good plays about people in Aberdeen or Halifax as in plays about people
- in New York, but the New York author lives in a city where plays are
- produced and the Aberdeen author does not. The stimulation of local drama
- is possible only where a local producing theatre exists; the education of
- a dramatist is unfinished until he has heard his lines spoken and watched
- his puppets move. Drama in the capitals is standardized to some half-dozen
- patterns which alter slowly and, failing the local producing theatre, what
- is the provincial author to do but to suppress his originality and to
- write plays, in hopes of London production, as near as he can make them to
- one of the approved current designs? It is said that were it not for the
- continued influx from the provinces, London would die out in three&mdash;or
- is it two?&mdash;generations; and if that is true of life, it is true also
- of drama, and the plain duty of those who control British Drama, the
- Napoleons of the theatre, is to dig channels whereby healthy provincial
- blood may flow to London to revitalize its Drama.
- </p>
- <p>
- This, which means that Sir Alfred Butt ought to seek out a number of
- intelligent producers and endow them in provincial Repertory theatres to
- work without interference from above, but always with the vigilant eye for
- that byproduct of a rightly inspired Repertory, local drama, is a simple
- matter of commercial self-interest, on a par with the action of the
- magnates of scientific trade who endow research not out of love of
- science, but in the expectation that they will be able some day to exploit
- profitably the resulting discoveries. So might Sir Alfred Butt exploit
- local authors discovered by the producers of his far-flung Repertories.
- The theatre is either a business or a gamble, and in the hands of men like
- Sir Alfred Butt it looks less like a gamble every day. Enlightened
- business self-interest would look a little to the future, to the fostering
- of authorship in provincial towns, to the establishment of many
- Repertories.
- </p>
- <p>
- To come back to the windfalls of the "Manchester School" printed here.
- They fell, one of them in the Gaiety Theatre, Manchester, at a time when
- Miss Horniman's Company was on vacation; another at the Liverpool
- Repertory Theatre, which was in origin a secession from Manchester headed
- by the late Miss Darragh, with the plays produced by Mr. Basil Dean, later
- the first Liverpool Director; and the third so far away from Manchester as
- the Empire Theatre, Syracuse, New York State, linked with Manchester, for
- all that, through being produced by Mr. Iden Payne. In reading them again,
- one is startled for the thousandth time by the difference between stage
- and study. The third act of "The Northerners" makes curious reading,
- because it depends partly upon the juxtaposition of the characters on the
- stage, partly upon the suggestion "off" of a ruse plagiarized from the
- Punic Wars, partly upon a spectacular "curtain," but it is&mdash;production
- proved it&mdash;in the focus of the theatre. It "came off" on the stage.
- Laughter in the theatre is, again, a mystery. It is possible that the
- Lancashire plays in general have the characteristic of acting more
- amusingly than they read. "Hindle Wakes" reads positively austerely;
- acted, it is full of humour; and one's recollections of "The Game" on the
- stage make for the same conclusion. It has, in the theatre, a far more
- pronounced tendency to set its audience laughing than seems apparent in
- its text. In the case of "Zack" the funis, one would say, hardly of a
- subtle kind. Taking the "Manchester School," bye and large, and
- remembering the charge against it that it was "grey" or "dreary," one is
- forced to believe either that Lancashire humour is not everybody's humour&mdash;Mrs.
- Metherell in "The Game" might almost be set as a test&mdash;or else that
- the "Manchester School" has been confused with the whole body of Miss
- Horniman's productions; and, even if so, the charge fails.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was an Icelandic tragedy produced in the early days of her Company,
- which depressed the thermometer alarmingly; there was Verhaeren's "The
- Cloister," a great play performed to empty houses, adding insult to injury
- by being popularly called "dreary," and the chill resulting from those two
- productions, one a mistake of management, the other a mistake of the
- public, lasted for years. The case of the Lancashire Plays is clear; their
- authors aimed at presenting the human comedy of Lancashire, and if their
- dramatic purpose was to be achieved by the alternative uses of laughter or
- of tears, they preferred to achieve it by the ruthless light of laughter.
- Many of the plays have not been printed and the appended bibliography
- includes no examples of the comedy of Mr. H. M. Richardson, Dr. F. E.
- Wynne or Mr. M. A. Arabian. Incomplete record of the Lancashire Plays as
- it is, it serves to drive home the contention that the "Manchester School"
- are, in the main, comic writers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_BIBL" id="link2H_BIBL"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- Bibliography:
- </h2>
- <p>
- (1) Stanley Houghton&mdash;"The Works of Stanley Houghton," three volumes
- (Constable &amp; Co.); "Hindle Wakes" (Sidgwick and Jackson); "The Younger
- Generation," "Five Short Plays," "Independent Means," "The Dear Departed,"
- "Fancy Free" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
- </p>
- <p>
- (2) Allan Monkhouse&mdash;"Mary Broome," "The Education of Mr. Surrage"
- (Sidgwick &amp; Jackson); "Four Tragedies" (Duckworth &amp; Co); "War
- Plays" (Constable &amp; Co.).
- </p>
- <p>
- (3) Harold Brighouse&mdash;"Hobson's Choice," "Garside's Career"
- (Constable &amp; Co.); "Dealing in Futures," "Graft" (Samuel French, Ltd.
- ); "Lonesome-Like," "The Price of Coal," "Converts," (Gowans &amp; Grey,
- Ltd).
- </p>
- <p>
- (4) Judge E. A. Parry;&mdash;"The Tallyman and other Plays" (Sherratt
- &amp; Hughes).
- </p>
- <p>
- (5) J. Sackville Martin&mdash;"Cupid and the Styx" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GAME
- </h2>
- <h3>
- A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
- </h3>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS
- </h3>
- <p>
- AUSTIN Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hugh Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The Action of the Play takes place in a Lancashire town on the last
- Saturday in April between the hours of one and five in the afternoon.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Austin Whitworth's house in Blackton was built by his father in 1870
- and the library is a stately room. The door is on the right. Centre is a
- deep bay with a mullioned window and padded window seat. A brisk fire
- burns in the elaborate fireplace, with its high club fender. Shelves line
- the walls. All the furniture dates from the original period of the house,
- and though the chairs may have been upholstered in the meantime, they
- would repay fresh attention. Solidity is the keynote of the roomy but its
- light wood and bright rugs save it from heaviness.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>The time is one o'clock on the last Saturday in April. A painting of
- old John Whitworth is over the fireplace.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>In the armchair is Edmund Whitworth, a prosperous London solicitor. A
- bachelor, his habit of dining well has marked his waist-line. Pompous
- geniality is his manner. In his hand is a sheet of notepaper which, as the
- curtain rises, he finishes reading. Sitting facing him on the fender is
- Leo Whitworth, his nephew. Leo is twenty-one and dresses with fastidious
- taste, beautifully and unobtrusively. He is small. Just now he awaits
- Edmund's verdict with anxiety. Edmund removes his pince-nez and hands the
- paper to Leo.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I like it, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Really, uncle? I asked you to be candid.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. I do like It. It's immature, but it's the real thing. (<i>Rising
- and patting his shoulder patronizingly.</i>) There's stuff in you, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You're the first Whitworth who's ever praised my work. The usual
- thing's to laugh at me for trying to be a poet.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. A prophet in his own country, eh? Perhaps they don't know very
- much about poetry, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. (<i>excitedly, walking about, while Edmund takes his place by the
- fire</i>). Is that any reason for laughing at me? I don't know anything
- about hockey, but I don't laugh at Flo and Elsie for playing. As I tell
- them, mutual tolerance is the only basis for family life. If I were a
- large-limbed athlete they'd bow down and worship, but as I've got a sense
- of beauty and no brawn they simply bully the life out of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're sure you do tolerate them?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Of course I do. I'd rather have a sister who's a football maniac any
- day than a sister who's a politician. There's some beauty in catching
- balls, but there's no beauty in catching votes. What I complain of is that
- there's no seriousness in this house about the things that matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Such as&mdash;poetry?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, now <i>you're</i> getting at me. All right. I'm used to it. Being
- serious about poetry's better than being serious about football, anyhow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Sonnets have their place in the scheme of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A high place, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I agree with you in putting them above football.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Then you'll find yourself unpopular here,
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. At the same time, it's possible to overdo the sonnets, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Never. Art demands all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My dear boy, if you're going to talk about art and temperament,
- and all the other catchwords&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I'm not. I'm only asking you to tell them you believe in my genius
- and then they'll drop thinking I'm making an ass of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I see. By the way, what are you making of yourself, Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A poet, I hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I meant for a living.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I have a weak lung.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Is that your occupation?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It is my tragedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Um.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You will speak to them for me, uncle? They'll listen to you. At least
- you come from London, where people are civilized.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Are they? In London I hold a brief for the culture of the
- provinces.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You took jolly good care to get away from the provinces, yourself.
- And you mustn't tell me you think Blackton is cultured.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I heard my first Max Reger sonata in Blackton long before London
- had found him.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Music's another matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Your father played it to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Well, there you are again. Music and football are the only things he
- cares about. That's just what I complain of. I've tried to raise his
- tastes, but I find generally a lack of seriousness in men of his age. Of
- course' there are exceptions.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence Whitworth, in golfing tweeds with bag, and without hat,
- hair tumbled by the wind. She is a largemade girl of eighteen, supremely
- healthy and athletic.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. May I hide in here?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. What's there to hide from?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Eleanor Smith is tackling Elsie in the hall to play hockey for
- the High School Old Girls this afternoon. When she finds Elsie won't,
- she'll want to try me, so I'll keep out of the way, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And why won't Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. We never do when the Rovers are playing at home. I wouldn't miss
- seeing the match this afternoon for the best game of hockey I ever had. (<i>Slinging
- the golf-bag in a corner.</i>) Topping round on the links, uncle. You
- ought to have come.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm a sedentary animal, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. And you're putting on weight. It's six years since you were
- here, and I'll bet you've gone up a stone a year.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. In my profession a portly figure is an asset. If you have a lean
- and hungry look, clients think it's because you sit up late running up
- bills of costs. If you look comfortable, they imagine you're too busy
- dining to think of the six and eightpences.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. I never met a slacker yet who wasn't full of excellent
- excuses. Leo calls his poetry. You call yours business. Wait till you'll
- retire. You'll find it out then if you haven't a decent hobby.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's invisible to the naked eye. You don't golf, and you don't
- play tennis or cricket or&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I collect postage stamps.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. No wonder you're in bad condition with a secret vice like that.
- (<i>Goes to open window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>sharply</i>). Don't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's blazing hot. I can't imagine what you want a fire for.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Uncle felt chilly.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Sorry I spoke. No, I'm not. It serves him right for taking no
- exercise.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie Whitworth, who, like Florence, is tall and muscular, but
- with a slim beauty which, contrasted with Florence's loose limbs and
- occasional gawkishness, is, at twenty-two, comparatively mature. Her
- indoor dress, to honour the visiting uncle, is elaborate and bright.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Flo, Eleanor Smith wants you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I know she does. That's why I'm hiding in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They're a man short on the team, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Didn't you tell her I can't play to-day? Elsie. She thinks she
- can persuade you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. She can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You'd better go and tell her so.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>gathering up her golf-bag</i>). Blow Eleanor Smith! She
- thinks hockey's everything. I hate fanatics. Elsie. She's waiting for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. All right. I'll go. (<i>Exit Florence.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Heard the news, Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Not particularly.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>excitedly</i>). Jack Metherell's coming in to see father before
- the match. Father told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh? My pulse remains normal.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've no more blood in you than a cauliflower. I'm tingling all
- over at the thought of being under the same roof with Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May I enquire who Mr. Metherell is?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do you mean to say you've never heard of Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I apologise for being a Londoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's no excuse. They can raise a decent crowd at Chelsea
- nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Indeed? I live at Sevenoaks.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You must have heard of Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. Who is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Metherell is a professional footballer, uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indignantly</i>). A professional footballer! He's the finest
- centre forward in England.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>politely</i>). Really? Quite a great man.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Quite. He's the idol of my sisters and the Black-ton roughs. For two
- hours every Saturday and Bank Holiday through eight months of the year
- forty thousand pairs of eyes are glued on Metherell and the newspapers of
- Saturday night, Sunday and Monday chronicle his exploits in about two
- columns; but if you don't know what "agitating the spheroid towards the
- sticks" means, you'd better not try to read them.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie approaches him threateningly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- He is also good looking and a decent fellow.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You'd better add that.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I will add more. He spends the rest of his time training for those
- two hours, and when he's thirty he'll retire and keep a pub; and in three
- years eighteen stone of solid flesh will bury the glory that was
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>threatening him</i>). You viperous little skunk.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I appeal to you, uncle. Can a skunk possess the attributes of a
- viper?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. If you say another word against Jack Metherell, I'll knock you into
- the middle of next week. You're frightened of the sight of a football
- yourself and you dare to libel a man who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. The greater the truth the greater the libel. You're a solicitor,
- uncle. Isn't that so?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Do you want my professional opinion?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>dodging round the table from Elsie</i>). I want your personal
- protection.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>giving Leo up</i>). Uncle, Jack Metherell's the truest sportsman
- who ever stepped on to a football field. He's the straightest shooter and
- the trickiest dribbler in the game. I'd walk barefooted over thorns to
- watch him play, and for Leo to say he'll retire at thirty and grow fat is
- nothing but a spiteful idiotic lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>making peace</i>) Well, suppose we say he'll retire at
- thirty-five and just put on a little flesh and live to a ripe old age,
- fighting his battles over again.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Over a gallon of beer in the saloon bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. If your head wasn't too full of poetry for anything important,
- you'd know Jack's a teetotaller. He's never entered a public house and he
- never will.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If I were you, Leo, I wouldn't quarrel. I should make a poem about
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's all he's fit for. Lampooning a great man. I tell you, uncle,
- Jack Metherell can do what he likes in Blackton. If he cared to put up for
- Parliament, no other man would make a show.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, the fellow's popular. They all love Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Popular. There isn't a woman in the town but would sell her soul to
- marry him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. This seems to be the old Pagan worship of the body.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. The mob must have a hero. Prize-fighting's illegal and cricket's
- slow, so it's the footballer's turn to-day to be an idol.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Look here, you can judge for yourself this afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Are you coming to the match, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. I'm curious to see it. I suppose you're not going?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, I shall go.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Really? I had gathered that you don't like football.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't like funerals or weddings either, but they're all the sort of
- family function one goes to as a duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. A duty. Will you believe me, he never misses a match, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. If you want to know, I go for professional reasons.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Professional?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I am training myself to be a close observer of my fellow men, and in
- a football crowd I can study human passions in the raw. To the earnest
- student of psychology the interest is enormous.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. You wait for his psychological shout when Blackton score a
- goal. You'll know then if his lungs are weak. We go because we like it and
- so does he, only we're not ashamed of our tastes and he is. Wait till Jack
- Metherel comes on the field this afternoon in the old red and gold of the
- Blackton Rovers and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin Whitworth enters while she speaks and interrupts her. Without
- being grossly fat, Austin is better covered than Edmund, whose elder
- brother he is. Without exaggeration, his lounge suit suggests sporting
- tendencies. His manner is less confident than that of Edmund, the
- successful carver-out of a career, and at times curiously deferential to
- his brother. Obviously a nice fellow and, not so obviously, in some
- difficulty. With his children he is on friendly chaffing terms, so
- habitually getting the worst of the chaff that he is in danger of becoming
- a nonentity in his own house. He wears a moustache, which, like his
- remaining hair, is grey. Florence follows him.</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But Metherell won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What. Has Jack hurt himself at practice? Austin. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. What's up with him?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then why isn't he playing?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He is playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You just said&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He won't wear the Blackton colours. He's playing for Birchester.
- He's transferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've transferred Jack Metherell! Father, you're joking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>tensely</i>). I'll never forgive you. He's the only man on the
- team who's Blackton born and bred. The rest are all foreigners.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Who've you got to put in his place? There isn't another centre
- forward amongst them.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There's Angus.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Angus! He can't sprint for toffee, and his shooting's the limit.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, you've to make the best you can of Angus. Metherell belongs
- to Birchester now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I don't know what you're thinking about, father. Are you mad? What
- did you do it for?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Money, my dear, which the Club needs badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It'll need it worse if we lose to-day and drop to the second
- division.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. We must not lose to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You're asking for it. Transferring Metherell. The rest are a
- pack of rotters.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They've got to fight for their lives to-day. Birchester offered a
- record fee on condition I fixed at once. I was there last night with
- Metherell and he signed on for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a howling shame.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. And over Blackton Rovers was written Ichabod, their glory is
- departed.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, do you mind if I go? I might say some of the things I'm
- thinking if I stayed.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I'll come too. I wish to goodness I was playing hockey. It won't
- be fun to see Jack Metherell play against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Florence at door,</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It wasn't for fun that I transferred him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. Worse. For money. You've told us that and&mdash;oh, I'd better
- go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Flo and Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Go with them, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Shall I?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Please.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Leo.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, Edmund?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>puzzled</i>). Well, Austin?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Now you can judge exactly how pressing my necessities are. You've
- heard it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Really? You've only talked football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Football is all. I'm sorry I got in last night too late to have a
- chat with you, but (<i>shuddering</i>) what I was doing yesterday is
- public property this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You mean about the man Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I understand some other club has bought him from you. Are
- footballers for sale?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Er&mdash;in a sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And why have you sold him if he's a valuable man?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He's invaluable. If ever there was a one-man team, that team is
- ours. I've seen the others stand around and watch Metherell win matches by
- himself. But to-day money is more essential than the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm still puzzled. Is football a business then?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. That's the worst of burying yourself in London. You
- never know anything. Football clubs to-day are limited companies.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I fancy I had heard that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, broadly speaking, and not so broadly either, I am the
- limited company that runs Blackton Rovers. You never cared for sport. I
- was always keen. In the old amateur days, I played for Blackton while you
- went country walks and studied law. Football's always meant a lot to me.
- It means life or death to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That's a strong way of talking about a game, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Life or death, Edmund. Blackton's been my passion. It's not a town
- that's full of rich men, and the others buttoned up their pockets.
- Employers of labour too, who know as well as I do that football is an
- antidote to strikes, besides keeping the men in better condition by giving
- them somewhere to go instead of pubs. I've poured money out like water,
- but the spring's run dry and other Clubs are richer. They can buy better
- players. They bought them from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Have the men no choice?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Up to a point. But footballers aren't sentimentalists and rats
- desert a sinking ship. The one man who stuck to me was Metherell. He's a
- Blackton lad, and he liked to play for his native town. To-day, he's gone.
- I made him go for the money I needed. The Club's been losing matches. We
- were knocked out of the Cup Tie in the first round. Lose to-day and
- Blackton Rovers go down to the second division. My Club in the second
- division!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Does that matter so much&mdash;apart from sentimental reasons?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It matters this much. That there'll never be another dividend. The
- gate money for the second division game's no use to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But surely, if your public's got the football habit they'll go on
- coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Not to a second division team. They'll drink a pint or two less
- during the week and travel on Saturdays to the nearest first division
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. So much for their loyalty.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They don't want loyalty. They want first class football, and if I
- can't give it them, they'll go where they can get it. As it is, the Club's
- on the brink of bankruptcy, and I'm the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then your men had better win to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They must.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And if&mdash;supposing they don't?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That's why I brought you here. To look into things. I can't face
- ruin myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Ruin? It's as bad as that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I daresay you're thinking me a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I think your sense of proportion went astray.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. All my money's in it. I don't care for myself. I had value for it
- all the day four years ago when Blackton won the Cup at the Crystal
- Palace, but it's been a steady decline ever since. What troubles me is,
- it's so rough on the children.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Have you told them?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What's the use? Leo's got no head for business and the girls are&mdash;girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Tell me, what are you doing with Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Doing? Well, Leo's is a decorative personality, and he has a lung,
- poor lad. Leo's not made for wear.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Rubbish! If he's made you feel that, he's a clever scamp, with a
- taste for laziness and a gift for deception.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, I do feel about Leo like a barndoor fowl that has hatched
- out a peacock.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Peacock! Yes, for vanity. A little work would do the feathers no
- harm.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I can't be hard on a boy with his trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I foresee a full week-end, Austin. And I thought I was coming down
- for a quiet time in the bosom of my family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, we've been great family men, Edmund, you and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>hastily</i>). Well, we won't go into that again.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, we will. We quarrelled over Debussy. Come into the music-room
- and I'll play the thing over to you now. If you don't admit it's great,
- I'll&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. We've other matters to discuss, Austin. This isn't the time for
- music.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, it is. Music makes me forget. Some men take to drink. I go to
- the piano.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence and Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, do you want any lunch?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>looking at watch</i>). By Jove, yes. Time's getting on. I'll
- play that Debussy thing afterwards, Edmund. Coming, girls?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No, thank you, father. Neither Flo nor I feel we can sit down to
- table with you just yet. We've had ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You've been quick about it. Where's Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Stuffing himself with cold beef. Men have no feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Surely Leo must have a feeling of hunger.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's indecent to be hungry after hearing of father's treachery to
- Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Treachery!
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Some of my tears fell in the salad bowl, and I hope they'll
- poison you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Be careful what you're saying, Florence. Is that the way to talk
- to your father?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. No. That's nothing to the way I ought to talk to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, I know if I'd addressed my father like that&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a long time since you had a father to address, Uncle
- Edmund. We bring our fathers up differently to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If you only knew what your father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taking his arm</i>). It doesn't matter, Edmund. Come to lunch.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Edmund and Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes, it doesn't matter if the Rovers are defeated, but there's
- beef and beer in the next room and the heavens would fall if food were
- neglected.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I don't care if they are beaten. The Rovers don't interest me
- without Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I don't believe they ever did. You're no true sportswoman,
- Elsie. You always thought more about the man than the game. You might be
- in love with Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, I might.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Perhaps you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is there a woman in Blackton who doesn't admire him?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Oh, I admire him. But that's not loving.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. That isn't loving.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You sound jolly serious about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do you realize that now he's transferred he'll have to live in
- Birchester&mdash;two hundred miles away?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes, I suppose so.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What are our chances of seeing him?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Once a year or so when Birchester play here, instead of about
- every alternate Saturday.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've been seeing him oftener than that.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Do you mean you've been meeting him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>breaking down on Flo's shoulder, to her great embarrassment</i>).
- Flo, I do love him and I don't care who knows it, and now he'll have to
- leave Blackton, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Steady, old girl. I'm a bit out of my depth myself, but I'll do
- my best for you with father.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>braced up</i>). Father wouldn't stop me.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. He might try. Jack isn't quite our class, in a general way of
- speaking, is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Class! What is our class? We're nobodies.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Still, as things go in Blackton we're rather upper crust,
- wouldn't you say?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Grandfather began life as a mechanic's labourer.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Did he? I've never worried about our pedigree, but you wouldn't
- think it to look at him. (<i>Looking at his portrait.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, he made money. One of the good old grinding, saving sort. But
- he began a good deal lower down than Jack. Jack's father was an
- undertaker.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. An undertaker!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hotly</i>). Well, I suppose undertakers can have children like
- other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Oh, I've no objections
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've no objections either.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I daresay not&mdash;to the father. He's dead. But the mother
- isn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What's the matter with his mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Haven't you seen her?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack's shirked introducing me, if you want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Well, I <i>have</i> seen her, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. She's a hard nut to crack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'll crack her if she needs it. If I want to marry a man, I marry
- him. I don't mind telling parents about it, but I don't ask their
- permission. That sort of thing went out about the time motor cars came in.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Then why haven't you told father before this?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Because Jack's old-fashioned and thinks he ought to speak to father
- first. He's got a perfectly ridiculous respect for father.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Father's his employer. <i>We</i> don't think much of father, but
- I expect there <i>are</i> people who regard him as quite a big man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That needn't have made Jack a coward. As father's ceased to employ
- him perhaps he'll get his out-of-date interview over now. (<i>She runs
- suddenly to window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sure I heard a ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You've got sharp ears. Do you mean to tell me that in this room
- you can hear a bell in the kitchen?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>opening window</i>). It might be Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>following her</i>). Don't you know whether it is?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I can't see any one.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. But I thought people in your case didn't need to see. Don't you
- feel his unseen presence in your bones like you feel a thunderstorm?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They are both in the window bay. Barnes, the butler, shows in Jack
- Metherell. Jack is dark and handsome with traces of coarseness, tall and
- of strong appearance, clean-shaven, dressed rather cheaply hut not
- vulgarly. A modest fellow, unspoiled by popular acclaim and simple-minded
- though successful. He remains near the door, not seeing the girls.
- Florence restrains Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I will let Mr. Whitworth know you are here. Jack. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Barnes half closes door, then returns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Mr. Metherell, I was thinking of having a little money on the team
- this afternoon. Can I take it from you that it's safe?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It depends which team you put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Why, the Rovers, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Do you want to win your bet?
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then put it on Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Really, Mr. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Really.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Barnes pauses, then.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I will inform Mr. Whitworth that you are here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Barnes. Jack watches him close door, then goes to bookcase,
- examines books, takes one out and begins to read studiously. Florence
- motions Elsie to remain and comes forward.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Good-morning, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>closing book quietly</i>). Good morning, Miss Florence. Florence.
- Are you much of a reader?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm striving to improve my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>taking the book</i>). Good gracious, you've got hold of
- Plato.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. I have read him in the Everyman Edition, but I see this is a
- different translation by a Mr. Jowett.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. How learned you must be.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not I, more's the pity. We've two members in the Mutual Improvement
- League at our Sunday School who can read Plato in the original. I wish I
- could.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Do you? I'll put it back (<i>replacing book</i>). You'll have no
- use for Plato in a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Why not, Miss Florence?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Florence laughs and exit, leaving him looking after her. Elsie comes
- forward and puls her hands over his eyes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. It's Elsie. (<i>Facing him.</i>) Aren't you going to kiss me,
- Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. In your father's house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's as good as any other place.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, it isn't. Not till I have asked his leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've kissed me in the fields.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know. I've compromised with my conscience.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, if the rest of you was as antiquated as your conscience,
- you'd be a doddering octogenarian instead of the liveliest player in the
- League. Have you come now to ask father's leave?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've come because he told me to last night. I might ask his leave
- though, now. But I think I ought to ask my mother first.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They'd better both be told at once. If you're going to Birchester,
- I'm coming with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've heard that then?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Did you hear what I said?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. About coming with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm willing if they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Who are "they"?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Your father, and my mother. Suppose the banns go up next Sunday, we
- could get married in a month and make one bite of the wedding and the
- testimonial do they'll want to give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I couldn't be ready in a month, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Well, I'm ready any time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She kisses him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, now Elsie, that's a foul. You know&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You didn't kiss me. I kissed you. I do what I like in this house.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a big house, lass. You'll find less breathing space in my
- seven-and-six a week house in a row, with my mother in it, and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pulling him to the arm-chair and sitting herself on its arm</i>).
- I've thought it all out, Jack. It won't be a house in a row. There are
- moors round Birchester, and we're going to live outside the town in a
- dinky little cottage where the air will always keep you at the top of your
- form, and I shall have a garden to look after and be handy for the links.
- I'm going to teach you golf. I shall drop hockey when I'm married. Married
- life demands sacrifices.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. You're going to sacrifice a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're not going to begin all that over again, are you? Do you want
- to marry me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Like nothing on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then I get you and nothing that I lose counts against that gain.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've a fine sweet way of putting things. I just go funny-like all
- over and the words won't come. But I love you, lass, I love you. I'll be a
- good husband to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's heaven to hear you say you love me. I want no sweeter words to
- come than those, I don't deserve it, Jack. Who am I? Elsie Whitworth.
- Nothing. And you're the grandest, strongest player of your time.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). You think too much of football, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You do. Football's as good a way as another of earning a week's
- wages, but that's all it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's the thing you do supremely well.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Now and for a few more years maybe, but I'll be an old man for
- football soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's why I mean to teach you golf. Don't I tell you I have
- thought about it, Jack? You're going to be as brilliant at golf as now you
- are at football. I'll never lose my pride in you, your huge, hard muscles
- and your clean fit body.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a great thing to be strong and master of your strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Your splendid strength! Your swiftness and your grace.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But it's a greater to be clever, and I'd give up all my strength if
- I could write a poem like the one your brother wrote in the <i>Blackton
- Evening Times</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>contemptuously</i>). Leo! That weakling.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He may be, but he's got a brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're twenty times the cleverer.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then I'm good for something better than football. I'm up in football
- now as high as I can get. I used to dream of being called the finest
- player in the League. They've called me that these last two seasons and my
- dream's grown bigger. I'm honoured for my play. I'd like to gain some
- honour now for work.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've just told me football <i>is</i> work.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I mean brain work. A footballer's a labouring man. And I want you,
- Elsie. I look to you to lead me to the higher path.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>dejectedly</i>). You think I can!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know you can. You've got a fancy now for football, but it's not
- your real self. You're a cultured woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>interrupting</i>). Culture doesn't count.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>proceeding</i>). You've gone beyond the things that puzzle me.
- You're at the other side. Why, Elsie, there are things in Browning that I
- can't make out, and Walter Pater has me beat to atoms.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Those aren't the real things, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. They're real enough to be the things that made me want you. I could
- pick and choose from lots of women fit to talk of football to me, but I'm
- tired of football. You're the only woman who can talk to me of other
- things&mdash;and you won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're tired of football!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not of the game. Sick of the eternal jaw about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, I'm sick of books.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You can't be that. Books last.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Your fame will last. Books aren't the real thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then what is real?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Blood. Flesh and blood. I'd burn every book in this room for the
- glory of another rush like yours when you scored your second goal last
- Saturday. It may have lasted thirty seconds, but it was worth a wilderness
- of books.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It was worth just half a column in the <i>Athletic News</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's worth my love for you. It's not your brain I'm wanting, Jack.
- It's you. You're splendid as you are. Don't try to hide behind a dreary
- cloud of culture. It's better fun to be alive all over than to crawl
- through life with a half-dead body and a half-baked mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Life's not all fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It isn't, but it ought to be, and for you and me it's going to be,
- and if you don't stop looking serious, I'll upset you by kissing you
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't do that, Elsie. It isn't right yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, you've a bilious conscience. It's the only part of you that
- isn't gloriously fit.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Give me till I've seen your father and then perhaps you'll tire of
- being kissed a long while sooner than I tire of kissing you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE It's so stupid to ask father about a thing like that. It's not his
- lips you're going to kiss. It's mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've to satisfy my conscience, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The poor thing needs a lot of nourishment.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Austin and Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Don't stint it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Good morning, Metherell. Elsie, we've to talk business.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mayn't I stay? Men are so funny when they're serious.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>holding door</i>). You would find no entertainment this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>passing him</i>). That's all you know about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Sit down, Metherell. Oh, this is my brother, Mr. Edmund Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>shaking</i>). I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr.
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit down, Austin commanding, the room from the club-fender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Very busy that train we came home by last night, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes, very full.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I couldn't get a chance of talking to you. Now, it's about this
- match to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You know how tremendously important it is for Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Blackton <i>'</i>ull be a second division team next season.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I hope not, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>without arrogance</i>). With me playing against them?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I still hope not. Blackton must not lose today.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I don't see how they can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You've a good opinion of yourself, I notice, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Blackton Rovers without me aren't a team at all. They're certain to
- be beaten.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You say that as if you don't mind if they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I belong to Birchester now, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Come, Metherell, you've belonged to Birchester for half a day. You
- belonged to Blackton for five years. This match can make no difference to
- Birchester. They're half way up the list. It's critical for Blackton.
- You've played all these years for Blackton and you've thought Blackton all
- your life. You can't change your allegiance all in a moment. You can't
- pretend you'd like to see Blackton go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Oh, I've a fondness for Blackton. I don't deny it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell, Blackton must win to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. They might have done if you hadn't transferred me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My hand was forced.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. So you told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. At heart you're still a Blackton man, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Maybe. But at Football I've signed on to play with Birchester. I may
- be just as sorry as yourself to see Blackton go down to-day, but as centre
- forward of Birchester United it's my bounden duty to do my best to send
- the Rovers down.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Look here, Metherell, you see the hole I'm in. What am I to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've no suggestions.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What about the referee?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Anything to be done there?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I don't understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Could I square him?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not unless you want to see him lynched.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then you're the only hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a poor hope if you're looking for anything of that from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm asking you to be loyal to Blackton for another day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Were you loyal when you transferred me?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes: loyal to Blackton's very existence. Don't play your best this
- afternoon. That's all I ask.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I always play my best.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Are you never out of form, Mr. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I play at the top of whatever form I'm in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Couldn't you make it convenient to be in particularly bad form
- to-day? After your long journey to and from Birchester yesterday, a tired
- feeling's only natural.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm feeling very fit. Do you know you're asking me to sell a match?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>firmly</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I couldn't square it with my conscience. I really couldn't, Mr.
- Whitworth. I know it means a lot to you, but I'm not that sort, and you
- ought to know it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Your conscience might be&mdash;salved.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Salved?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Just let us know how much you consider will cover all moral
- and intellectual damages, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>to Austin</i>). I'm glad it wasn't you who spoke that word.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I endorse it, Metherell. I told you last night how I stood. The
- loss of to-day's match may involve my ruin.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. As bad as that? I'm sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Man, can't you see I'm not romancing? Do you think I'd come to you
- with this if I wasn't desperate?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a pretty desperate thing to do. Suppose I blabbed?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. There's that. It ought to show you just how desperate I am.
- You know, and no one better, how this Club's been run. You know there's
- blackguardism in the game, but Blackton hasn't stooped. Whatever other
- clubs have done, Blackton has stood for sport, the straight, the honest
- game. The Blackton Club's my life's work, Metherell. I might have done a
- nobler thing, but there it is. I chose the Club. I gave it life and kept
- it living, and the time's come now when I can't keep it living any more.
- Twice top of the League and once winners of the Cup. It's had a great
- past, Metherell, an honourable past. It's earned the right to live, and
- now it's in your hands to kill the Blackton Club and end the thing I've
- fostered till it's seemed I only lived for that one thing. It isn't much
- to ask. A little compromise to save the Club you've played for all these
- years, to save the club and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I cannot do it, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin sinks hopelessly into armchair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>briskly</i>). Now you referred to your conscience, Mr.
- Metherell. My experience is that when a man does that he's open to
- negotiation.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Money won't buy my conscience, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>half mockingly</i>). Well, are you open to barter?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No. The thing I want from you is no more to be bought than my
- conscience is.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>without hope</i>). You do want something from me, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I want to marry Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>shocked</i>). My God!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Does she know? (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Does she know? She says we're to be married and that's all about it,
- but I'm old-fashioned and I want your leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My niece and a professional footballer!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Steady, Edmund. Now, Metherell, just let us see where we stand.
- You propose to help Birchester to beat Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'll do my best.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. And you think I'll let you ruin me first and marry my daughter
- afterwards?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I won't buy Elsie from you at the price of my professional honour.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Professional fiddlesticks! The thing's done every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not by a Blackton lad. I've learnt the game you taught me, Mr.
- Whitworth, the straight, clean Blackton game. I'll not forget my school
- even at the bidding of the head. I'm not anxious to be suspended for
- dishonest play.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Only incompetents get suspended. You needn't fear. You're skilful.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not at roguery.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're talking straight, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. It's you that's talking crooked.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. May I come in now?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. We're busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Thank you. (<i>Closing door.</i>) You don't get rid of me twice
- with that dear old business bogey. I expect Jack's made an awful mess of
- it. Has he told you about us, father?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. Yes. Go away. We're talking seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. You all look very foolish. Is it settled, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What's the trouble? Is father being ridiculous?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Upon my word, Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, that's all right, uncle Ed. It does father no end of good to be
- talked to like that. Jack, I find I can be ready in a month after all, so
- that's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Ready for what, girl?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My wedding, uncle. You'd better start thinking about your present.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Hasn't Jack told you we're to be married?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He's told me he wants to marry you, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then what is there to argue about? Men do love making a fuss about
- nothing and fancying themselves important. Come along, Jack. You're going
- to take me down to the ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, dear no, Uncle. You're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie goes off with Jack. They reach door.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The office of Blackton Football Club is situated under a stand, the
- slope of which forms its roof, down to some eight feet from its floor. In
- the perpendicular side are the windows, overlooking the ground. Used as
- much for the entertainment of visitors as for office work, the room
- contains only a desk with revolving chair, and a sofa to indicate its
- titular purpose, and for the rest is a comfortably appointed club-room. On
- the walls are sporting prints and, by the desk, a file of posters, the
- uppermost advertising the day's match. A door gives access, and a second
- door leads to the ambulance-room.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Hugh Martin, the Club Secretary, sits at the open desk. Austin enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Good afternoon, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What do you estimate the gate at? Five hundred pounds?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>rising</i>). The returns are not in yet, but hardly that much.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>looking out of window</i>). I should call it a twenty thousand
- crowd by the looks of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>not looking out</i>). Not far short. But (<i>awkwardly</i>)
- there's been a little accident, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, it's happened before. They rushed the turnstiles on the
- shilling side.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I say, Martin, that's too bad. Just when we need every penny we
- can screw.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. About three thousand got in free before the police could master
- the rush.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That Chief Constable's an incompetent ass. He never sends us
- enough men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Fewer than usual to-day. There's a socialist demonstration on the
- recreation ground, and that's taken away a lot of police.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Idiot! Does he think Blackton people will go to a political
- meeting when there's a football match?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. As you say, sir, he's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sitting at desk</i>). No use claiming for the loss either. Pass
- me the cheque-book, Martin. Those people with the mortgage on the stands
- threaten to foreclose unless we pay on Monday. I'd a letter this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>opening safe and passing cheque-book from it</i>). Can we meet
- it, sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. Metherell's transfer fee is in the Bank.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. That brightens our sky.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Think so, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin replaces Austin at desk, signs cheque, tears it out and then
- puts book back in safe.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I never thought we should live through the season. And here we are
- at the end of it still alive and kicking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They'd better kick to some purpose to-day, Martin, or&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It'll be all right, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're a sanguine fellow. Suppose we lose. Second Division. No
- dividends. No dividends, no Club. No Club, no Secretary, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Don't talk about it, sir. It's not losing my job. That doesn't
- matter. But the thought of Blackton going down is more than I can bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. It's ugly. You're a good fellow, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Don't mention it, sir. I love the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. The game! Yes. Always the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I often wish this side didn't exist, though it is my bread and
- butter.... That's the whistle. They're playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. Didn't you know? They'd begun before I came in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>reproachfully</i>). Oh, sir!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't let me keep you from your place.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Aren't you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I shan't see much of this match, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. When so much depends upon it!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. That's why.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>consolingly</i>). But you forget things when you watch the
- game.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>kindly</i>). Go and forget them, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence, in outdoor spring costume, excitedly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Father, aren't you coming? You've missed it all. We've scored a
- goal in the first five minutes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Scored already! Thank God.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. The most glorious goal you ever saw. Black-ton are playing up
- like little heroes. It's the match of the season.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin slips out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Angus is in terrific form. I take back what I said about him. Metherell
- himself couldn't do better. He had the Birchester goalee beat to
- smithereens. I tell you it's tremendous.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. How's Metherell playing?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>impatiently</i>). Yes. But how?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. How does he generally play?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Like that? He's in form?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's worth a guinea a minute to watch him. And you're missing
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'll go on missing it, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>looking through window</i>). Well, I won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Florence. Austin sits down in desk-chair, staring at the wall,
- blankly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter from the ambulance-room Dr. Wells, a young sporting doctor,
- nice-looking, with dark hair and moustache. He is passing through to the
- outer door. Austin starts.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, it's you, Doctor. You startled me.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I beg your pardon, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My fault for day-dreaming. (<i>Rising.</i>) Ready for
- contingencies in your torture chamber?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. All clear. You look rather like a contingency yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm&mdash;I'm nervous.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>sympathetically</i>). It's a trying occasion. Don't you keep a
- bottle of whisky in that desk?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>smiling</i>). Don't you know I do?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>grinning</i>). I have some recollection of it. Take my strictly
- unprofessional advice and have a good strong nip.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>at desk cupboard</i>). Have one yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. No, thanks. I'm going to look out for accidents.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Ghoul!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Every man to his trade.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wells. Austin mixes drink. Enter Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Hullo! That's bad, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Doctor's orders, Edmund. Will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. How's the game?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Rowdy. You're not watching it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I'm praying for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. So far the gods have heard your prayer.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell hasn't. I hear he's playing his best game against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm no judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Are you tired of it already?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I find it just a trifle wearing. Perhaps I'm tod old to appreciate
- a new sensation. The excitement's too concentrated. And the noise! I'm
- deafened.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's quiet enough in here. Those windows are double.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. They need to be. Austin, about Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And this footballer. You'll have to put your foot down.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't flatter myself I shall have much to say in the matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Hang it, you're her father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You heard what she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. To my blank astonishment, I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I'm used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Pull yourself together, Austin. You've drifted till your
- authority's flouted by your own children.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You know, Edmund, that sort of talk was all right in our day, but
- my children belong to the new generation, and the new generation regards
- parental authority as a played-out superstition.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Nonsense. Be supine and they'll tread on you. You've only your own
- slackness to blame for it if you're flouted.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That, again, is the view of our time. We're old codgers to-day,
- Edmund, you and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Confound it, Austin, you're not going to take this lying down!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I shall fight the fight of my generation against the next. I
- shall lose, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You mustn't lose.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why should I be an exception to a natural law?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Natural law! Natural laziness, you mean. You've simply let your
- children get out of hand through sheer weakness, and if you don't care to
- exert yourself to save Elsie from a gross <i>mésalliance</i>, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why's it a <i>mésalliance</i>?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Good heavens, man&mdash;a footballer!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There spoke the acclimatized Londoner. Black-ton won't be
- scandalized like Sevenoaks.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh, hang your smug imitation democracy! You don't believe that,
- Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I always believe in the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It's not inevitable, It's incredible. Now, I'll tell you what I'll
- do, Austin. I'll take Elsie back with me to London and cure her of this
- infatuation with a jolly good round of the theatres and the shops.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My dear fellow! The theatres where she'll see nothing but romantic
- love stories and the shops where she'll go under your nose to buy her
- trousseau. Try it, Edmund. You'll be astonished at the result.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It seems my <i>métier</i> to be astonished to-day. First I assist
- at an attempted bribery, and now it seems I'm to see my niece marry the
- incorruptible footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're a bachelor. The modern child surprises you. As a father, I
- have ceased to be surprised.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. As a father your idea of your duty is to stand idle while your
- daughter makes a sentimental mess of her life. I begin to thank my stars
- I'm a bachelor. At least I'm not henpecked by a rebellious family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There's no rebellion about it, Edmund. I date from the sixties,
- they from the nineties, and we rub along quite peacefully in mutual
- toleration of the different attitudes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Tolerating the difference means that you give in to them every
- time.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Not quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then you won't give in to Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I shall be loyal to my generation, Edmund. She will be loyal to
- hers,&mdash;and youth will fight for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That means you'll put up a protest for form's sake and give in
- gracefully when you think you've said enough to save your face.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. Not if I can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Austin, you must help it. The thing's unthinkable. I'll help you
- to help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I shall be glad of any assistance you can give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin turns a little wistfully to window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You think I can't give much.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Hullo! The game's stopped. I hadn't heard the whistle go.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I fancy I did a minute ago, without knowing its significance. What
- does it mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Probably an accident. Heaven help us if it's one of our men!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Wells and Jack, who is in green-and-white football costume,
- soiled on the left side, with his left arm in an emergency sling. Elsie
- follows.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>anxiously</i>). Father, Jack's broken his arm. Wells. Nothing
- very serious, Mr. Whitworth. I think it's only a simple fracture.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Only!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>taking Jack across</i>). Come along in here, Metherell. I'll
- have it set before you know where you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>impulsively</i>). Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>as Wells opens door</i>). Accidents will happen, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wells with him, closing door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Doctors are callous beasts. (<i>She opens door rand goes out with
- determination after them.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>scoffing</i>). Accident!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Why not? Don't they happen?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. After my proposition?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. He scorned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Second thoughts. I asked for bad play, but he's thinking of his
- reputation and he's broken his arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Deliberately?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Heroic measures, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's the last match of the season. He's all the summer months to
- get right in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie returns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That doctor's turned me out.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. You've no right in there.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've every right to be where Jack is suffering.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He can suffer very well without your assistance.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You needn't be brutal about it, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm not being brutal. The man's a professional footballer. He
- accepts the risk of a broken limb as a part of his occupation. Metherell's
- not a wounded hero.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. He's simply a workman who'll doubtless receive proper
- compensation from his employers.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. This will hurry on our marriage, father. Jack needs attention now.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Hasn't he got a mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No mother could love him as I do. No one can nurse him as tenderly
- as I shall.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nurse! A broken arm doesn't make an invalid of any one, especially
- a man in first-class physical condition.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I think it's very cruel of you to belittle Jack's injuries.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I wish you would stop calling him Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's his name. He wasn't christened John.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I refer to the impropriety of a young lady calling a workman by
- his Christian name.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. As the young lady is going to be married to the workman in the
- shortest possible time, I fail to see where the impropriety comes in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That is where we differ, my dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. About impropriety?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. About marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Would you rather I lived with him without being married?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coolly</i>). Oh, it's all right, father. Uncle deserves a good
- shock. He's hopelessly suburban.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>pompously</i>). Elsie, I am older than you and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pertly</i>). Yes. That's your misfortune.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>angrily</i>). Will you allow me to speak without interrupting?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin sits in the armchair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, if you'll speak sensibly and won't put on side because your
- mind's grown old and pompous as well as your body.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie, I won't have this rudeness to your uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My dear father, uncle is being stupid. The only way to combat
- stupidity is rudeness. Therefore, I am rude.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>humouring her</i>). I propose to speak sensibly according to my
- lights.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>under her breath</i>). Ancient lights.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>reasoning</i>). Now, suppose we do permit you to marry this&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>reproducing his reasonable tone</i>). Be careful, uncle. Talking
- of permission is on the border line.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>avoiding irritability</i>). Suppose you marry him, what
- interests can you have in common? I grant you he's a handsome specimen of
- manhood to-day, but retired athletes always run to seed.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>self-consciously</i>). Hem!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And apart from the attraction of the flesh, what's left?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>cordially</i>). Oh, you are talking sense this time. It's
- difficult, but I shall manage him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Shall you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>confidently</i>). Oh yes. I couldn't do it if he were as old as
- you, because at your age a man's in a groove and sticks in it till he
- dies. Jack's not a modern, but he's young enough to learn. It's hardly
- credible, but at present he believes in Ruskin and Carlyle and reads
- Browning. Well, you know, I can't have a husband with a taste for
- Victorianism.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then why have him at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's a curable disease.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. He reads Browning!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but you needn't worry about that. I shall make a modern of him
- all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Do you mean to tell me a footballer reads Browning?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He can't always be at football. Oh yes. And Plato, only not in the
- original.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Why, the man's a scholar.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Did you think he was illiterate?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm afraid I have underrated him. Still, that only proves him an
- estimable member of his class. It doesn't alter the fact that his class
- isn't yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hotly</i>). Class! What do I care for class? Elemental passions
- sweep away class distinctions.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That's a high falutin' name for a flirtation with a footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's a name I thought you'd understand. Personally I'd say I've got
- the sex clutch on and other things don't matter. Any more shots, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You needn't flatter yourself you've talked me into consenting to
- this marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Nobody asked you, sir, she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>angrily</i>). Nobody&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>easily conversational</i>). Wouldn't it interest you to see how
- the game's going, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>relieved</i>). I think it would. But don't you think you've
- heard the last of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>sympathetically</i>). No, but you want time to think out a few
- more objections.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I am going purely out of desire to witness the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>looking after him</i>). Poor dear. He tried his best.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>half rising</i>). And I am going to try now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pushing him gently hack into chair and sitting on its arm</i>).
- Oh, I don't mind you. He tried like an outraged relation. You'll try like
- a pal.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I'm going to be firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What a bore.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>seriously</i>). You didn't expect me to be pleased about this,
- did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pouting</i>). Why not, if I'm pleased? Jack isn't marrying you.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nor you, if I can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But you can't help it, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I'm quite aware the stern parent isn't my game. But as pals,
- Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>nestling up to him</i>). Yes, father, as pals.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As goose to goose, it's not the thing. Now, frankly, is Jack
- Metherell up to our weight?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's above it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Above it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Certainly. The condescension's his. He's a better footballer than
- ever you were, and you were no fool at football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Football isn't everything, Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, you play a decent hand at Bridge, but that's not much. Your
- golf's rotten. What else do you do well?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>pushing her aside, and rising</i>). Really, Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>still on the arm</i>). Don't say "really." Tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I hope I'm fairly good at being a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Doing, I said, not being.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>humbly</i>). I&mdash;er&mdash;play the piano, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but you're not a musician within the meaning of the Act. You
- play the piano like a third-rate professional, too good for a public-house
- and not good enough for the concert platform, whereas Jack's football
- makes him a certainty for the England team in any international match. You
- may have more money than he has&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>glancing at window</i>). I'm not even sure of that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>triumphantly</i>). Then you've absolutely nothing on your side
- except a stupid and obsolete class prejudice.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Upon my word, Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coming to him, gently</i>). Yes, I know I'm crushing, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're pitiless. Youth always is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Not always, father, but you shouldn't try to argue about love.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I was arguing about marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>away from him</i>). I suppose at your age it's natural to be
- cynical about marriage and pretend it's nothing to do with love. And then
- of course when you were young it used to be the fashion to mock at
- marriage. We take our duties to society seriously to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Are you proposing to marry Jack from a sense of duty?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>wistfully</i>). You'll be awfully proud of your grandchildren,
- father. They'll be most beautiful babies.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You look ahead, young woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's just as well I do. You're still worrying about a thing I
- settled weeks ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then why didn't you tell me weeks ago?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I hadn't told Jack then.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wells opens door, and enters with Jack, whose arm is in a splint and
- sling.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>entering</i>). You'd better go straight home now. Never mind
- about the match. I want you to avoid excitement for a awhile.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. The match doesn't excite me.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Then you can leave it without regret.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>indicating his costume</i>). In these?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I'll go round to the dressing-room and bring your clothes here if
- you'll trust me not to pick your pockets.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's nothing to pick. I've more sense than to take money into a
- dressing-tent.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Can't you trust the others, Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>drily</i>). Yes, so long as they're not tempted.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I won't be long. (<i>Exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>watching Wells resentfully till he goes</i>). Did he hurt you
- much, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not to speak of.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin watches her scornfully.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, you're brave. But you shall come to no more harm. I'll see you
- home safely.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sarcastically, indicating door of the ambulance-room</i>).
- You'll find cotton wool in there.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. To wrap him up in.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Don't be spiteful, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Good heavens, girl, a broken arm is nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Jack sits wearily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Except that the arm happens to be Jack's.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. The civilized world will gasp at the great event.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The athletic world certainly will. It's all very well for you to
- joke. Your arm's not hurt. It's all a gain to you. If Blackton don't win
- with only ten men against them, they deserve shooting. This accident means
- a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I know what it means&mdash;better than you do. (<i>Looking at
- Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>jerking his head up</i>). What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As you tactfully remarked, Metherell, accidents will happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). Don't you believe it was an accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What else could it be? Do you think he broke his arm for fun?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>straight at Austin</i>). It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No, my lad. It was a bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I made no bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sneering</i>). But you broke your arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. By accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. A singularly opportune coincidence.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, what do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You'd better ask Metherell that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>in puzzled appeal</i>). Jack!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'll say nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then what am I to think?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Think what you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I think you're a sportsman, Jack, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've known a sportsman do a bigger thing than break his arm for a
- woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>suspiciously</i>). A woman! What woman?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You, my dear. And, as you said, Blackton are safe to win now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wells, entering with Jack's clothes and boots, overhears Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I'm not so sure of that, Mr. Whitworth. It's anybody's game. The
- score's one all.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>startled</i>). Birchester have scored!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Yes. Didn't you know? I'll look after Metherell. You're missing a
- good game.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then you'd better go and watch it, Dr. Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>slightly surprised</i>). I will when I've helped Metherell to
- change.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm in no hurry. Don't put yourself about for me. Half time <i>'</i>ull
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Well, it can't be far off that now. (<i>Putting Jack's clothes over
- chair.</i>) I should like to see something of this match. Is the arm
- painful?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's sharpish.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>by desk</i>). Pull yourself together with a dose of this. (<i>Lifting
- whisky bottle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, thanks. I'm a teetotaller.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin is lighting a cigar.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>authoritatively</i>). And I'm a doctor, man.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That doesn't help my principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Oh, all right. If you like to be stubborn. Are you coming, Mr.
- Whitworth? (<i>Crossing to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Do go, father. They'll be expecting to see you outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>grim</i>). Yes&mdash;I'm going&mdash;to show them I can smile.
- Come along, Doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Wells and Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Now, Jack. What's this all about?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Your father's making a mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. About what?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>exasperated</i>). It's a confidential matter, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That means there's something you're afraid to tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm not afraid. He spoke to me in private, and it's giving him away.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You can't give him away to me. I've lived at home too long for
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I can't abuse his confidence.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Are you going to talk about your conscience again? Father said you
- broke your arm for my sake and I want to know what it means.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But I didn't, Elsie. It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He thought not.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. He's wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Why should he think you did it intentionally? Jack (<i>sullenly</i>).
- Ask him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's just told me to ask you. Now stop being absurd, Jack, and tell
- me all about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>reluctantly</i>). I told him we wanted to be married&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie nods, smiling approval.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- &mdash;and he offered to strike a bargain. He wants Blackton to win, so I
- was to play a rotten game for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And you couldn't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>enthusiastically</i>). No. You couldn't play badly if you tried,
- and so you broke your arm instead, for me. Jack, if I was proud of you
- before, I could worship you now. (<i>Patting the sling.</i>) Your arm,
- your poor, hurt arm, mangled for me. My hero, my lover and my king.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>disgustedly</i>). You think that too!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Think it! I know it. Don't pretend. It's too late now for modesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Modesty! Don't you see if I'd done that, forgotten my sportsmanship
- and sold a match for my private gain, I'd deserve to be kicked round the
- county?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. I don't see it. You've hurt yourself for my sake, and that's
- enough to make of me the proudest woman in the land.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's enough to prove me dishonest if it were true. Elsie (<i>touching
- the arm</i>). Isn't that true?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't I tell you that's an accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've never had an accident before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not a serious one.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. You're too great a master of the game. Accidents happen to the
- careless and incompetent.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then I must be both. I fell and my arm twisted under me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And you really didn't do it on purpose?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hurt</i>). Elsie, don't you believe me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's so beastly to have to. I thought you were a perfect player,
- and you have an accident; and I thought you were a perfect lover, and
- you've been afraid to prove your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>stirred up</i>). Elsie, there are twenty thousand folk about this
- ground to-day and some of them have come to see the match, but more to see
- me play an honest game. They're just a football crowd, but there isn't a
- man upon this ground to-day but knows Jack Metherell is straight. It's
- left for you to say I ought to be a crook. You're great at golf and
- hockey. Is that the way you play the game?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Forgive me, Jack. I did want things to be right for us.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. At any price?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking of the game. I only thought of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know. But I want things to be right and rightly right.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smiling</i>). And now they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>puzzled</i>). Your father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We've only to let him go on thinking you did it on purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But I didn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>soothingly</i>). I know. <i>I</i> know it was pure accident. But
- he doesn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He must be told.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I thought you wanted his consent to our marriage
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then let him think you've kept the bargain he proposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Let him think I'm dishonest?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What was he? What does it matter what he thinks if I know the
- truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He's got to know the truth. If he'd have me as a scoundrel for your
- husband, he should be glad to have me as an honest man. (<i>Smiling
- sourly.</i>) My arm's broke either way.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I don't care tuppence for his consent.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's not the square thing to get married without.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, leave him to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You bustle him so. It's not respectful, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, you needn't take him under your wing as well. It's not the
- custom in this family to split hairs about filial piety. I'll make it all
- right, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's my job, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's our job, and you've had your innings. Now it's mine. But I'm
- going to take you home first to your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But my mother doesn't know about you, yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>drily</i>). It's time I made her acquaintance.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>doubtfully</i>). I don't know what she'll say.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We'll find out when she says it. You think a great deal of your
- mother, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My father's dead. She's both to me. That's why I'm anxious.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Anxious! But your mother wouldn't stop us, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>doubtfully</i>). You will be careful with her, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Careful?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Not like you go on with your father. She's used to my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She has his unhurt arm, urging him to door, when it opens and Austin,
- Florence and Leo enter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Still here, Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm just going to take him home.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>to Jack</i>). Wasn't the doctor going to help you into your
- clothes? (<i>To Leo and Florence.</i>) Where is Wells? Have either of you
- seen him?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Last seen disappearing in the direction of the bar with an eminent
- London solicitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, never mind him. Jack's clothes can follow. We'll take a taxi.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Come along, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Elsie and Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I say, father, it's a jolly rough game. This must be one of the
- referee's slack days or he'd pull Angus up sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>genially</i>). The score's two&mdash;one for Blackton, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Blackton play against the wind next half.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>confidently</i>). The match is all right. I've something else
- to talk about to you two. You saw Metherell and Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>grinning</i>). Yes. It's a case.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>the grin fading</i>). Well, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. So you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I've got eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You take it philosophically.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't see that it matters how I take it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. To my mind it matters considerably. He'll be your brother-in-law
- if he marries her.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. That had occurred to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't you mind?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't mind. Metherell's a stupendous nut at football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I understood football didn't interest you.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Merely academically.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's really far more your concern than mine, you know, Leo. In the
- natural course of things Elsie's husband will be your brother-in-law for a
- longer period than he'll be my son-in-law. Yours too, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. (<i>Pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>exasperated</i>). Well? Have neither of you anything to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>rather bored</i>). Not much in my line, dad.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Nor in mine. As I'm her brother I can't cut the other fellow out and
- marry her myself. I'm rather thankful, too. Elsie takes a lot of stopping
- when she's got the bit between her teeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't get much help from you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Why should you?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's no use jibbing, father. Much easier to give them your blessing
- and a cheque.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It is always easiest to give way, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Yes. Isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>wildly</i>). Good heavens, do you young people care about
- nothing?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. We're tremendously in earnest about a lot of things, only they're not
- the things you're in earnest about. There are fashions in shibboleths just
- as much as in socks, and you're a little out of date in both.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Possibly. But blood is still thicker than water, Leo. Metherell is
- a man of the people and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, my dear father, don't talk about the people as if they inhabited
- an inferior universe. The class bogey is one of the ghosts we've laid
- to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Indeed. I'd an idea it was rather rampant.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I believe it used to be. As a matter of fact, I do object to
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh! You have some sense left.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I don't. I only wish I was in Elsie's shoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Was I speaking, Flo, or were you?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You were, too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I object theoretically on aesthetic grounds because of the destined
- fatness of the retired footballer. But I have Elsie's assurance that
- Metherell's a teetotaller and I trust her to give him a lively enough time
- to keep him decently thin, so that practically my objection falls to
- pieces.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Leo, I didn't expect much help from you, but upon my word your
- cynicism is disgusting.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I expect, you know, that's pretty much what grandfather thought of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie and Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Hullo! are there no taxis?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>angry</i>). I think every taxi in the town is outside the
- ground, but the men are too keen on getting a free sight of the game from
- the roofs of their cabs to take a fare.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a sporting town, Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I should have thought they'd take it as an honour to drive Metherell
- home.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>bitterly</i>). Not in the Birchester colours.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>sarcastically</i>). Sporting town, Blackton,
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>at white heat</i>). They're beasts. Beasts. They jeered. They're
- glad he's hurt.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That's what you've done for me, Mr. Whitworth. I'm laughed at in
- Blackton. Last Saturday I was their idol, and now&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You've done it for yourself, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hotly</i>). You transferred me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I meant the broken arm, not the broken idol. Jack (<i>scornfully</i>).
- Do you still think I did it purposely? Austin. I don't think, Metherell. I
- know. And I'm very much obliged to you. The chances are it's won the
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>sulkily</i>). It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>playing his last card</i>). Oh, you needn't keep that up before
- the family. That reminds me. (<i>Turning to them.</i>) Leo, Florence, this
- is your future brother-in-law, Jack Metherell, the sporting footballer,
- who's sold a match to buy my consent to his marrying Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He watches Leo and Florence for the effect. Jack steps forward, but
- Elsie stops him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Hush, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>coldly</i>). I don't believe it, father. That consenting
- business went out with the flood.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>to Jack</i>). Did you ask my father's consent?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's just credible, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. In England? In the twentieth century? Leo. These quaint old
- customs linger. Half the world doesn't know how the other half thinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>who has been looking on amazed</i>). But aren't you horrified?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. At his asking? No. Merely interested in the survival of an archaism.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. At his selling a match, man!
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A man who would ask papa is capable of anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's not capable of dishonesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, you're blind with love.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I have his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>scoffing</i>). His word!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Jack Metherell's word. The word of the man I'm going to marry.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>indicating Jack's arm</i>). Deeds speak louder than words.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>with resolution</i>). Yes, Mr. Whitworth, they do. You think
- you've won this match. We'll see.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>frightened</i>). Jack, what are you going to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Play. Play for Birchester as I've never played for Blackton. I'll
- show him if I sold the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. No. I say. You mustn't do that with a broken arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Broken arm and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's madness. Look here, I believe you. So does Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. And I.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. We all do, except father, and I assure you he's subject to
- hallucinations. Thinks he can play the piano. Thinks my poetry's bad.
- Thinks you're a rotter. All sorts of delusions.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>stubbornly</i>). Birchester must win. I'm going on that field to
- show them all what football is.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>As he speaks Wells and Edmund enter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>with calm authority</i>). I think not, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Out of my way, Doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I forbid it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Much I care for your forbidding.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. One moment, Metherell. The play is extraordinarily rough. It's
- Blackton's game to lame their opponents.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. More like a shambles than a game.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>to Austin</i>). The referee is strangely kind to Blackton, Mr.
- Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>suspiciously</i>). What? What's that you said?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I say if I were referee I'd have ordered off half the Blackton team
- for rough play. This is no match for a damaged man, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. So you did try the referee, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't understand you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't you? Well, rough or smooth, I'm going through it now. (<i>To
- Wells.</i>) Thanks for your warning. (<i>To Austin.</i>) And I warn <i>you</i>
- that referee had best be careful now, or I'll report him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>holding him</i>). For my sake, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>gently shaking her off</i>). It is for your sake, Elsie, not for
- his. His consent's nothing to me after this. My record's going to be
- clean.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>rubbing his hands</i>). Ah! Splendid. Edmund, I've brought you
- down from town for nothing. The match is ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>drily</i>). Then I can devote my undivided attention to the
- problem of my niece. But why's the match yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell is kind enough to give it us. An injured player is a
- nuisance to his side&mdash;no use and only in the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You don't know Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh yes, I do. You think he's a hero. I know he's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then he's an honest fool, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I haven't time to argue the point now. I want a word with the
- referee before the game recommences. (<i>Going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. So Jack was right. You did bribe the referee!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie, if you don't want us all to starve, you'll keep a tight
- hold of your tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Starve!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Starve! What&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, ask your uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I haven't time. I'm going to Jack's home to see that all's prepared
- for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, go to&mdash;&mdash; Go where you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I usually do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Now, Elsie, about this footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>moving</i>). I shall be rather busy turning his bedroom into a
- hospital for the next hour, uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're to do nothing so compromising.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>scornfully</i>). Compromising!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If you insist on going, I shall come with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You will look funny in Elizabeth Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I prefer to look ridiculous than that you should look indiscreet.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>at window, crossing</i>). There's the whistle. Come along, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. They're playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Florence and Leo.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You mean to come?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I don't mean you to go alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I wish you were in London, uncle. Your intentions are so good.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>At 41 Elizabeth Street the combined kitchen and living-room opens
- directly to the street, the street door being centre, with the window next
- to it. Through the window the other side of the drab street is seen. A
- door leads to the stairs, while another gives access to the scullery. The
- room is fairly comfortable. A handsome presentation clock is on the mantel
- over the fireplace. The plate-rack is well furnished. Rocking-chair by
- fireplace. Sofa under window, behind which is a plant on a stand. Table
- round which three Old Women sit at tea. Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury, as
- visitors, wear outdoor clothes and bonnets, of which they have loosened
- the strings. Mrs. Metherell has grey hair, a small person, and an
- indomitable will. She is too hearty to be ill-natured, but she is mistress
- of her house and knows it. She wears her after-work dress of decent black.
- The remains of a substantial meal are on the table. Smoke-blackened kettle
- on fire.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT (<i>sighing</i>). Eh, yes. Elizabeth Street isn't what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It's not the street, Amy, it's the people in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. It used to be known for a saving street when I first came to
- live here. Every house had a bank-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. And there's more money coming into the street to-day than
- there was then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. And going out. They spend more in an ordinary week than ever
- me and my old man spent in a holiday week one time, and if they don't
- spend, they gamble, and nothing to show for it all at the finish.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Yes, and come begging off their mother as soon as they fall
- sick or out of work. And that uppish with it all!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. Do you think I can get my girls to stay at home and give me
- a lift with the house of an evening? Not they. They've always something on
- that's more important than me. I'm nobody. And the money those girls spend
- on their clothes!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Time was when a man <i>'</i>ud come straight home when he'd
- finished work and be satisfied with doing a bit in his garden. Most he'd
- ever think of, barring Saturday night of course, was one night a week at
- his club. Nowadays it's every night the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell moves impatiently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. I know. You did know where to lay your hand on them once,
- but there's no telling where they get to now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. It's all these picture shows and music halls.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>roughly</i>). It's all your own fault, Amy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You let them put upon you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. I suppose you don't?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Our Jack doesn't carry on that road.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. He'll have it out of you yet. He's quiet and deep.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>confidently</i>). He's safe enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Till he breaks out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He's never broken yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. You're lucky, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It isn't luck. It's the way you go about it with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY (<i>enviously</i>). Yours gets good money, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And I see it all. We've a use for a bank-book in this
- house.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. I wish I saw the half of what mine get. Always crying out for
- more, but not to give it me. Some of them wouldn't be happy if they'd
- their own motor-car.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. That's the way. When I was young a man could start
- poor and end rich. He'd save and stick to what he got. These lads to-day
- <i>'</i>ull never rise. They're too busy spending what they have. My Jack
- knows a game worth two of that. He's improving his mind. His bedroom's
- full of books. Fitting himself to rise, Jack is.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. There are a few like that. They're rare and scarce.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Knock at street door,</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She rises.</i>) I'm nearest.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>rising</i>). Sit you still. (<i>Crosses and opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie and Edmund are there.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Mrs. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>gruffly</i>). Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Immediately on the "Yes," Elsie enters past her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May we come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Looks as if you were in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund enters hesitatingly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Have you heard about Jack's accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury remain seated, eyeing Elsie's clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>closing door calmly</i>). Yes. There was a special out.
- They get papers out for anything nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indignantly</i>). You take it very easily.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He'll be looked after. There's a doctor on the ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>politely awkward</i>). Perhaps I ought to introduce myself,
- Mrs. Metherell. My name is Whitworth&mdash;Mr. Austin Whitworth's brother.
- This is Miss Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with some anxiety</i>). Is Jack hurt worse?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>gravely</i>). Not that we <i>know</i> of.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT (<i>rising</i>). I think we'd best be going. Mrs. Metherell.
- No. It's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY (<i>rising and tying bonnet-strings</i>), I can see we're not
- wanted. We'll be seeing you again before you flit to Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>by door with them</i>). Many a time. We don't go yet. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury. Mrs. Metherell closes door and
- turns to Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, what is it? If it's bad news I can stand it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is Jack's bed prepared?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>righteously indignant</i>). Jack's bed was made at
- eight o'clock this morning. Do you take me for a slut?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh yes, but he'll need special nursing, and the room&mdash;which is
- his room? (<i>Looking at doors left and right.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>drily</i>). His room's upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm going to see that it's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. His room's my job.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, yes. I know. But I must make sure. Don't you realize he's gone
- on playing with a broken arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He was always a fool. But he's not so soft as to take to
- his bed for a damaged arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>wildly</i>). Anything may have happened. Complications. Fever.
- I'm going to his room. Which is it, please?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>guarding the door</i>). You're not going. Elsie. I am.
- Please don't be stupid, Mrs. Metherell. Edmund. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Do you think I'll have a girl I've never set eyes on
- before ferreting round my house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But&mdash;oh, you tell her, uncle. (<i>Darts past Mrs. Metherell
- and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>calling after her</i>). Here, you come back. Cheek!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I think perhaps in the circumstances, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with the door handle in her hand</i>). What
- circumstances?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Don't you know about my niece?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I know she's a forward hussy, like most young girls
- to-day. That's all I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then I must explain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>glancing off</i>). You'd better.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You see, she and your son are engaged to be married.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>pausing, astonished, then closing door</i>). It's the
- first I've heard of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>pleased to find her hostile</i>). Perhaps I ought rather to say
- they think they're engaged.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. No. You oughtn't. Jack doesn't think he's tied to any
- woman till he's told me first and got my leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>delighted</i>). Ah, now that's quite splendid, Mrs. Metherell.
- I'm glad to find that you agree with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. In what?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. In opposing the engagement.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Why do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>easily</i>). Well, on grounds, shall we say, of general
- unsuitability.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I don't oppose. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund remains standing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I understood&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I don't know owt about the girl. She's made a bad start
- with me, but she's excited and I'll give fair play. She may be good enough
- for Jack. I cannot tell you yet. What makes you think she isn't?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I didn't exactly think that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. What did you think? Out with it. You're her uncle, you
- know more about the girl than I can.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, the fact is I don't consider she would be a suitable wife
- for your son.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's what you said before. I want to know why not. Has
- she a temper?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>on his dignity</i>). Certainly not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Flirts then? Not steady? Extravagant?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Well, is she deformed or does she drink?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Good heavens, woman, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. If you won't tell me what's wrong with her, I must find
- out for myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. There is nothing wrong with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Then, where's your objection?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My objection, stated explicitly, is&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Hesitating.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes? Go on.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I find it rather difficult to explain to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I've a thick skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>desperately</i>). My niece's training and upbringing do not
- make her a fit wife for your son, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Did you make a mess of her upbringing?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. How did you bring her up?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. As a lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Then she's handicapped for life. But I have seen some grow
- out of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie. She has a towel over her arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mrs. Metherell, will you come upstairs a minute?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We ought to have hot water ready and I can't find the bath-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You'd have a job to find one in Elizabeth Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>blankly</i>). How do you get hot water?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>drily</i>). You heat it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund stands, looking on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>crossing to fireplace and making for kettle</i>). Then I'll take
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>rising and getting kettle first</i>). That's for his
- tea. (<i>Glancing at clock, kettle in hand.</i>) I'll make it too. He
- always comes in hungry from a match. (<i>She replaces kettle, takes
- tea-pot from table, empties the used tea-leaves behind the fire, fills
- generously from canister on mantel and makes tea, replacing kettle and
- leaving tea-pot on the hob.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, what have you got for him? He'll need nourishing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. There's a bit of steak-pie in the cupboard left over from
- dinner. He'll have it cold.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But meat is so indigestible with tea, and he's an invalid.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund sits on sofa.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Eh, stop moithering, lass. You don't know owt about it. (<i>Suddenly
- noticing.</i>) What's that over your arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I'm sorry. It was upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's my towel when you've done with it. (<i>Takes it,
- then surprised.</i>) Where did you get this from?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The bedroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's one of my best towels. It isn't out of Jack's room.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've arranged the front bedroom for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>angrily</i>). I'd have you to know that's my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The other is such a cheerless, poky little place. It's dark,
- there's no fireplace, no proper carpet, nothing but a camp-bed and a
- second-hand bookstall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It's good enough for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Nothing but the best is good enough for a man who plays football
- like Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Football's one thing. Home's another. He's at home here.
- Do you think he sleeps in the best bedroom?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He must have the best-lighted room just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. So I'm to turn out for him, am I?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That isn't asking very much. I don't believe you care for him at
- all. How can you sit at home when he's playing football?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Custom's everything. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- I'm used to my men being before the public. Jack's father was a public man&mdash;an
- undertaker, (<i>Edmund winces</i>) and I've known him have as many as six
- funerals on a Saturday afternoon, but I didn't go to the cemetery to see
- he buried them properly, and I reckon it's the same with Jack. He can kick
- a ball without my watching him. (<i>Changing tone.</i>) And now perhaps
- you'll tell me what you mean by interfering in my house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Edmund</i>). Haven't you told her, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh yes. I told her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smilingly sure of herself</i>). Well, Mrs. Metherell, will I do?
- (<i>Standing before her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>still sitting</i>). You said yourself just now that
- nothing but the best is good enough for Jack, so you'll excuse my being
- particular. I've been asking your uncle about you and he tells me you're a
- lady, born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You mustn't blame me for my relations, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Nay, I don't. Mine's a respectable family, but there's a
- Metherell doing time at this moment, and another to my certain knowledge
- who ought to be. But this is where it comes in. If you're going to be
- Jack's wife, you've to know your way about a house.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>agreeing</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Your father <i>'</i>ull keep a servant, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, but I do my share. Servants require a lot of management.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>dryly</i>). I'll take your word for it. I never had
- any. And Jack <i>'</i>ull have none, either.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I didn't expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>graciously</i>). You may be handier than you look. I'll
- try. Those pots want washing. Let me see you shape.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie eagerly begins to put the used cups together.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- There's a tray. (<i>Pointing to plate-rack.</i>) The sink's in yonder. (<i>Pointing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>protesting</i>). Really, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He
- rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's all right, uncle. (<i>The tray is loaded and she lifts it.</i>)
- In there, Mrs. Metherell? (<i>Starting to go.</i>) Mrs. Metherell. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund opens door. Elsie is going through.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That'll not do. You won't have a man about the place to wait on you. Close
- that door, Mr. Whitworth, and let me see her get out by herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund closes it, and comes away. Elsie tries to open it, the tray is
- troublesome and the pots slip together on it. Mrs. Metherell rises and
- crosses rapidly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Those are my cups, you know. Here, give it to me. (<i>Takes tray and exit,
- opening door with the ease of familiarity.</i>) Elsie. I'm sorry, Mrs.
- Metherell. But I can learn. Mrs. Metherell (<i>off</i>). Maybe. You've
- shown willing. (<i>She closes door from outside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Come away, Elsie. You've seen enough of the Metherell standard to
- show you it will never do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>her confidence a little shaken, but still fighting</i>). I shall
- alter the standard.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It's fixed. You can't alter it. It's impossible. Elsie. The modern
- eye is blind to impossibilities. Have you ever been to an Ideal Home
- Exhibition?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. A what?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They show you little houses fitted up with the cutest dodges for
- saving labour. I know Mrs. Metherell will have to make her home with us,
- but it'll be a very different home from this. You can credit me with some
- imagination.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I do, if you think Mrs. Metherell will ever believe her house is
- clean unless she or some one else has drudged in it all day. Seeing's
- believing, and you can't see the dust fly in a vacuum cleaner.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. She'll have to use her common sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. The scrubbing brush survives in spite of common sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Jack, dressed as Act I., left arm in splint. He opens and enters
- without knocking, but he hasn't time to get his cap off before Elsie is
- with him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. And sound, too, but for this. (<i>Glancing at his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hysterically</i>). Thank God.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Is the match over?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Three&mdash;two for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>distressed</i>). Birchester have won!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I won the match for Birchester, if it gives you any satisfaction to
- know it. I haven't been a man. I've been a miracle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You always were.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've only done my human best before to-day. To-day I've been a
- superman, a thing inspired, protected guarded by a greater mastery than I
- have ever known. It wasn't football as it is in life. It's been the
- football of my dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It makes you talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm still intoxicated with the glamour of that game.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes, Metherell, success is sweet. But somebody is suffering for
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Who?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If Birchester have won, Blackton have lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. For an outsider, you take it seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I take it seriously for your father. I ought to be with him now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Haven't you done enough here for the proprieties?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I must go to your father, Elsie. Come.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I stay here with Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>after a struggle</i>). Very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>taking cap off</i>). Elsie, what are you doing here?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I came to&mdash;to see your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've told her about us?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It should have come from me. She'd expect that. But no matter, now
- she knows. What did she say?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hesitating, then plunging</i>). It's&mdash;it's all right, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Hurrah! Then we've a clear road now. I was a bit afraid. Mother has
- a will of her own, and she's not easy to please. But I might have known
- she couldn't resist you. Tell me what she said when you pleaded to her
- with the loveliest eyes in the world and told her you loved me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>awkwardly</i>). Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>interrupting enthusiastically</i>). Yes, I know&mdash;you needn't
- tell me. I can see it all. You there, she here, and then you fell into
- each other's arms, and she kissed you, and what you said to each other I'm
- not to know, for it was women's talk not meant for men to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, you've never been like this before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, I've never played a great game with a broken arm and come
- through it unscathed. I've never&mdash;oh, but it's you that's done the
- greatest thing for me. You've won my mother for us. That was the cloud
- that used to get between.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And made you talk of self-improvement instead of my eyes? It's only
- now I learn you know my eyes are good.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I have always known the beauty of your eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You couldn't tell me about them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not till it was all made right with mother. I thought last night
- to-day would be the saddest day I've known. I had to play for Birchester
- and go away from Blackton and from you. And there was mother, but you were
- brave and took that burden from me, and I'm glad, Elsie, I'm glad of
- everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Even of that? (<i>Touching his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's brought me luck. It's brought me you, safely secure at last. I
- wish I had a dozen arms to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smiling</i>). To get a dozen me's?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. To suffer with for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>quickly</i>). You are suffering?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. This bit of pain is nothing to a bad conscience, and it's that I had
- meeting you and knowing I'd not the pluck to have it out with mother. (<i>With
- a touch of brutality.</i>) But now I've got you for my own. No, not a
- dozen of you, Elsie. One's good enough for me. (<i>He puts his arm round
- her, kissing roughly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>frightened</i>). Jack, you're very strong.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>squeezing masterfully</i>). I've only one arm, but it's strong.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I love your strength, Jack, but you do take my breath away. You've
- never kissed me like that before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>still holding her against her will</i>). I've not been free
- before. I've kissed you guiltily, not as a free man kisses when he can
- give his whole mind to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, let me go.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't you like it? I said you'd be the first to tire of kissing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>free of him</i>). It's&mdash;it's almost terrifying, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>roughly</i>). Rubbish, lass, you're not made of glass. You can
- stand it. I needn't kiss you like I kiss my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. How do you kiss your mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Why, respectfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You don't respect me, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's not the same. I love you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>rather more hopefully</i>). And you don't love her?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's different. Where is she now?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indicating</i>). She went in there to wash some pots.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>nodding, anxiously</i>). She does too much of that. The work
- comes heavy at her age.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We'll change all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>eagerly</i>). Yes. Four hands <i>'</i>ull make it easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My methods will be very different.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Different? She'll not like changing her ways. Old people don't like
- change.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>callously</i>). No, but it's good for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My getting married <i>'</i>ull be change enough. We must be careful
- not to upset her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're very fond of your mother, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I try to do my duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>gladly</i>). It's only duty, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Only! Honour thy father and thy mother that&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but I don't want to make old bones. And that honouring
- business is a bit fly-blown. We spell it humour your parents nowadays and
- not too much of that. A badly brought up parent's worse than a spoilt
- child.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Of course, you're joking, Elsie, and I know I'm not a judge of
- taste, but I don't somehow think we ought to make fun of our parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I wasn't joking, Jack. If your mother's going to stay with us,
- she'll have to realize the century she's living in.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>reprovingly</i>). My mother's mistress of this house, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. This house. Yes. But we're going to be happy in a cottage on the
- moors by Birchester, and if people who've forgotten what it is to be young
- try any interference, so much the worse for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>angrily</i>). Did you tell her that before you asked about the
- marrying?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Tell her what?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That you expected her to take a back seat and watch you interfering
- with her arrangements?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Interfering's not the word. They'll be revolutionized. Our cottage
- will be run on rational and hygienic principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'd rather have it comfortable.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It will be comfortable.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. With you and her squabbling all the time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>very discouraged, but still brave</i>). We shan't squabble if
- she'll be sensible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Her idea of sense mayn't be the same as yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It probably won't. It's all right, Jack. I've had practice in
- handling parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've seen a bit of it, too. You shan't treat mother that way. If
- we're to marry, Elsie&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. <i>If</i> we're to marry!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My mother's first with me. I take my orders from her and you'll just
- have to do the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Mrs. Metherell. She has an apron on which she wipes her hands
- and then takes it off, hanging up behind door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. So you've broken your arm, I hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>his attitude is that of a weak-willed child. He almost cowers
- before her</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Wasn't there work enough with a flitting without fetching
- and carrying for you? Who's going to break the coals now?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mrs. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's all right, Elsie. It's just her way.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>turning on Elsie</i>). And you've been turning my house
- upside down upstairs. A lot of need you have to talk, my girl. You've been
- in here ten minutes with a famished man and not so much as lifted a hand
- to put out his food. I told you where it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sorry. (<i>Going in terrified alacrity to cupboard, and finding
- plate of cold steak pie, which she puts on table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with rough kindness</i>). Sit you down, Jack. (<i>Lifts
- teapot to table and pours.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, that tea's been made so long.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I like it black.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sure Jack ought to have&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Jack <i>'</i>ull have what I provide for him, and be
- thankful he's got it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie fusses over Jack's plate, cutting up small.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Jack</i>). You'll be having late dinners in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell is returning teapot to hob.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. She'll never let us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>returning</i>). I'll do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie moves away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- If he's to be spoon-fed, I'll feed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>timidly</i>). I was doing it to help you, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You were doing it to show how fond you are. What's this I
- hear about you, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>his mouth full</i>). Well, she's told you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Hadn't you a tongue in your own mouth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'd have told you to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Going courting behind my back.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You will have your grumble, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I'd do more than grumble if you hadn't gone and hurt
- yourself. You might have done it on purpose just to get on the soft side
- of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is this your soft side, Mrs. Metiierell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. Company manners. I'm keeping what I have to say to
- Jack till you've gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack's ill. You're not to bully him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Is he your son or mine? Because if he's mine I'll not ask
- your leave to say what I like to him. I'm mistress here.
- </p>
- <p>
- Else. Yes, but, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That'll do from you. I've had enough of your back
- answers. You talk too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Knock at door. Mrs. Metherell, eyeing Elsie as she goes, opens door.
- Austin is outside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coming forward on hearing the voice</i>). Father! Austin. You
- here, Elsie! (<i>Entering&mdash;to Mrs. Metherell.</i>) Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell closes door grimly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, Metherell, I've come to see how you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). I wasn't carried off the field, but it isn't you I
- have to thank for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sincerely</i>). No. It's your own magnificent skill. I never
- saw such play.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>coming between them</i>). You'll excuse me, but I
- don't allow that kind of talk in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>surprised</i>). But I was praising your son, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He's buttered up too much outside. In here he get's his
- makeweight of the other thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's no more praise for me in this town, mother. I'm not popular.
- They've lost a lot of money on this match.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Was that your fault?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I played for Birchester. The bets were made on Blackton before they
- knew I was transferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>indignantly</i>). They're blaming <i>you</i> for that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Fair weather sportsmen!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's no denying I won the match for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>indignantly</i>). Whose fault was it you played for
- Birchester? Yours? No. There stands the man you have to thank for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taken aback</i>). Really, Mrs. Metherell, I was hardly prepared&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>accusingly</i>). You've made my Jack unpopular. That's
- what you've done. (<i>Looking at Jack proudly, while he expresses blank
- astonishment.</i>) There never was a favourite like Jack. Not a man in the
- whole of Blackton but looked up to Jack, nor a woman but envied me my son.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But, mother, I didn't know you cared. You've always&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You didn't know I cared! Because I haven't gone and
- shouted with the others round the field, because I haven't dinned it in
- your ears and did my level best to stop them spoiling you, do you think I
- took no pride in knowing you're the idol of the town? I'll show you if I
- care. Out of that door, Mr. Whitworth. Out of that door, I say. You've
- brought trouble on this house.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Really, this is very embarrassing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I'll embarrass you. You've made my Jack unpopular. What do
- you want here? Your daughter? Take her and go.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What I wanted was a little private conversation with your son, Mrs
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You've finished with my son. You're not his master now.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. But as a friend, I hoped&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And you're not his friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I can't make things clear if you won't let me, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. They're clear enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>desperately</i>). Metherell, will you do me the favour of
- stepping outside with me for three minutes' business conversation?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>scoffing</i>). Business!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You have no business now with Jack that doesn't include me. If Jack
- goes, I go.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. This includes you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Jack doesn't go. Jack stays where he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>trying to be dignified</i>). Do you know who I am?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You're the man who's flitting me to Birchester. Turning me
- out of my house, me that's lived in Blackton all my life, to go to a
- strange town and buy in strange shops where'll they rob me, and live
- beside strangers instead of here where everybody knew me for the mother of
- Jack Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But from what Jack says, Mrs. Metherell, Black-ton won't be very
- pleasant for you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>hotly</i>). Who's made it so?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell, can't we be friends? I've always been on friendly
- terms in Club affairs with Jack, until to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. A lot can happen in a day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. To-day the club has died.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Died!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. You know something of what the club has meant to me. I made
- it, built it, fostered it, and now it's dead. There's been a meeting since
- the match. The other directors had pence in where I had pounds. They won't
- put another farthing down to save the club, and I can't. I'm ruined. But
- that isn't what I'm here for now. I've lost to-day a greater thing than
- money.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Ruined! Father, what do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You needn't fret. Ruined is a way of talking. He'll have a
- nest-egg left to pay your servants and your milliner's bills.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. It means literally ruined. Metherell has cause to know my case
- was pretty desperate.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I didn't know how bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Could you have acted any differently if you had?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You know I couldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sincerely</i>). No. You've showed up well to-day, and I've
- showed badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>sympathetically</i>). You were in a hole.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. A man can never tell beforehand what he'll do in a tight corner,
- but he can be ashamed afterwards if he's done the wrong thing. And I'm&mdash;I'm
- trying now to snatch some rags of self-respect. Won't you help me, Mrs.
- Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>graciously</i>). Well, maybe a drowning man can't be
- particular what straw he clutches at. What can I do?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Jack was the straw I clutched. I tempted him, and, to his honour
- and my own dishonour, he withstood me. But I owe him reparation, and I
- want to pay. If I can see these two young people happy, I shan't feel
- utterly debased. I shall have rescued from the wreck enough to give me
- back my soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>hardening again</i>). That's a grand high way to talk
- about a bit of conscience-money.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>humbly</i>). Yes, call it conscience-money if you like,
- although I have no money now, and money won't buy me back my peace of
- mind. I'm going to do the one thing in my power to right the wrong I did
- to Jack this afternoon. I'm going to put this marriage through.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>ironically</i>). Oh? What marriage may that be?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't you know?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Of course she knows.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then that's all right, and a load's gone off my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. One moment, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm not so confident about it as I was.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As you were when? It's not an hour since you defied the world to
- stand between you and Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's not the world that stands between. It's Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie! (<i>Going towards her, then standing bewildered.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell! (<i>Turning to her genially</i>). Oh, come, we
- parents have to make this sacrifice to see our children happy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I care as much about Jack's happiness as you.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then we're unanimous. That's settled then.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE, (<i>quietly</i>). Not quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why not. (<i>Looking at Jack.</i>) You told me my consent was all
- you wanted.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>eyeing Jack</i>). Did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No. I said I'd want yours too.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. Well, you've got my consent now, freely, gladly given.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes, I wanted that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Isn't that everything?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. I've been thinking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I thought you knew your own mind, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I didn't know Mrs. Metherell. Perhaps I didn't know Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>still with confidence</i>). There's been some lovers' tiff
- between you. Come, Elsie, I divided you this afternoon. Let me unite you
- now. What is the difficulty? I'm sure it's just a temporary trifle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Whether it's temporary depends on how long Mrs. Metherell proposes
- to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>enjoying herself</i>). I'm hearty, thank you. Mine's a
- long-lived family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>brushing the difficulty aside</i>). Mrs. Metherell won't stand
- in your way, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Speak for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, now I see. You're feeling as I did. It took me by surprise.
- But I'm converted now, and you'll find you'll soon grow used to the idea.
- Once you and I were young ourselves, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, it's no use talking to Mrs. Metherell as if she was a
- reasonable being. It rests with Jack to choose.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. To choose?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Me or your mother. Which is it to be?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I&mdash;I don't know. (<i>Glancing shiftily at Mrs. Metherell.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>menacingly</i>). You'd better know, and sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. She's my mother, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Who comes first? Your mother or the woman you&mdash;the woman
- I used to think you loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hurt</i>). Elsie, you know I love you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do I? Is it love? Love hasn't widened your horizon. Love should
- break through, but you can't see beyond your mother for all your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>peace-making</i>). Elsie, you mustn't ask a man to make a
- choice like that. These relationships don't clash. They sort themselves
- out.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's all you know about it. If you'd been here earlier, you'd
- have seen the clash all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I didn't see it, but I know you're very capable of looking after
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I can manage you. And I can manage Jack. You're men, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You can't manage me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>agreeing</i>). I've met my match.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>earnestly</i>). Elsie, I've set my heart on seeing you happy.
- My future's black. I see no future for myself at all, but I hoped that
- this one satisfaction would be granted me. You wanted Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Do you still want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's got a mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Never mind her. Do you want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. By himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Very well. Metherell, do you want her?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My mother doesn't want me to want her.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. But do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's like this&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's no good, father. If wishing could kill Mrs. Metherell, she'd
- be dead at my feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Plain speaking breaks no bones. I can give as good as I
- get.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. May I speak plainly, then? Frankly, don't you think your attitude
- is selfish. We've all to see our children go from us, or the world would
- never get on. Let me appeal to you&mdash;and I think you will acknowledge
- that a man of my position is not accustomed to appeal to a woman of&mdash;well,
- you'll admit the difference between us, and the fact that I make very
- earnestly this petition should&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. I'll admit the difference between us. You're ruined.
- I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taken aback</i>). Ruined!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Didn't you say so?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). Yes. I'm ruined.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You've a family. It's a good lift to a ruined man with a
- family to get a daughter off his hands. That's why you've come to push her
- on to us. We mayn't be swells, but we can keep her, and that's more than
- you can do, so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>to Jack</i>). Metherell, you don't believe that, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>avoiding Mrs. Metherell's eye</i>). No. I think you're sorry you
- forgot yourself this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've done my best to make amends.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Is it&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, father. It's impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Jack</i>). Isn't it impossible?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>after a pause while he looks from Elsie to Mrs. Metherell,
- finally meeting Mrs. Metherell's eye and bending his head.</i>) Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund knocks and enters without waiting.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May I come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You here, Edmund!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I came back for Elsie. I've been looking for you everywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Well, now you've found him, you'd better take him away.
- I'll be charging some of you rent for the use of my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But what's happened?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, you've won.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I've won?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. The old guard. You and Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. You saw it wouldn't do. You're the only Whitworth in
- your senses.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Thank you, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>cornering Edmund, anxiously</i>). You know we lost the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. What are you going to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've not had time to think about myself. This affair came first.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, this is where I come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>with a touch of an elder brother's contempt</i>). What can you
- do? The club's wound up.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If I like, I can do a good deal. I'm a bachelor with a good city
- practice, and no expensive hobbies, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). I never thought it would come to this. My young
- brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Not so young. Oh, if it stings a bit, perhaps it ought to. You'd
- the old man's house and the lion's share of his money, and I've got to
- pull you out of the hole you dug yourself. There's only one person who'll
- like it less than you, and that's my energetic nephew.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Leo!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'll present Master Leo with his articles. The law's a splendid
- cure for lungs and laziness.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>approaching Edmund</i>). Mr. Whitworth, there's no ill feeling,
- is there?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Not a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. And Mr. Austin fancies he owes me something.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I have that bribery business badly on my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. What do you want, Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm a man with ambitions, sir, and I heard what you said about Mr.
- Leo. Would you give me my articles?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My friend, you're an excellent footballer, but you'd make a
- shocking lawyer with that delicate conscience of yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You'll go on living honestly, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>submissively</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And when you marry I'll choose you a decent hard-working
- girl who'll look after you properly, and not a butter-fingered lass who'll
- break your crockery and want waiting on hand and foot and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Mrs. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Oh, I forgot you were there. I was just talking privately
- to my son, same as you've been doing amongst yourselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. We've earned that. I beg your pardon, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Good-bye, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>taking her hand</i>). Good-bye, Miss Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie turns her face away. Edmund opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>shaking his hand</i>). Metherell, I'm sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You did your best to make it right.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>at door</i>). Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>going to him</i>). Yes, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>going out with his arm round her</i>). London! (<i>Elsie smiles
- gladly at him as they go out. Mrs. Metherell places teapot on table. Jack
- sits and resumes his tea.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- Note.&mdash;<i>The "transfer" of a football player from one team to
- another cannot now be made with the rapidity shown in this play. At the
- time when "The Game" was written, such a transfer was possible. A year or
- two earlier, indeed transfers were made at least as quickly as in the play&mdash;and
- one is allowed a certain licence of compression in a play. The instance in
- point is recorded in the "World's Work" for September, 1912, In an article
- entitled, "Is Football a Business?"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mr. J. J. Bentley, ex-president and life member of the Football League,
- tells how he effected the transfer of a player named Charles Roberts from
- Grimsby to Manchester United on a Friday night, the player being at
- Grimsby, and Mr. Bentley in London. The matter was settled by telephone at
- midnight, and in sixteen hours after signing Roberts appeared in the
- Manchester United Colours.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE NORTHERNERS
- </h2>
- <h3>
- A DRAMA OF THE EIGHTEEN-TWENTIES
- </h3>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <i>Factory Owners</i>. Ephraim Barlow; John Heppenstall
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY Barlow, <i>Ephraim's son</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN Las celles.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW Butterworth
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Weavers</i>. Martin Kelsall; Joseph Healey; Henri Callard
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY Butterworth, <i>Matthew's wife.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH Butterworth, <i>his daughter.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>The Scene is laid in Lancashire in 1820</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act I. <i>Evening in Matt Butterworth's Cottage</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act II.&mdash;<i>An evening six months later in Ephraim Barlow's house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Act III.&mdash;<i>The next night. A quarry on the moors</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act IV.&mdash;<i>Later the same night in Ephraim Barlow's house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Interior of Matthew Butterworth's cottage. The room has three doors,
- one leading directly outside, one to the lean-to shed which holds the
- hand-loom, the third to the stairs. The cottage is that of a prosperous
- artisan of 1820, and the general standard of comfort little higher than
- that of a modern slum. The room is in darkness and through the door is
- heard the monotonous clickety-clackety of a handloom. A brisk knock is
- heard at the front door, and as Mary Butterworth opens the door l.,
- carrying a dip candle in an iron candlestick, the sound of the loom
- increases. She crosses, leaving candle on table and opens the front door.
- Outside are Joseph Healey, Martin Kelsall and Henri Callard.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mary is fifty, dressed in a dark dress of linsey woolsey, with
- neckerchief of indigo blue printed cotton over her shoulders and a full
- apron of blue-and-white check round her waist. The men who enter are all
- obviously poorer. Joe Healey, the oldest of them, for instance, hopes in
- vain by buttoning high his waistcoat to hide the absence of a shirt. All
- wear clogs, breeches and coats more or less ragged and patched. Martin is
- twenty-four, thin to emaciation, but handsome and fervent. Henri carries
- himself well, wears his rags gallantly and his clothes are lighter
- coloured.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>as Mary opens door</i>). Is Matthew in, Mrs. Butterworth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>without standing from door</i>). Yes. You'll hear his loom if you
- hearken.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It's a sound that isn't often heard outside the factory nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's one that isn't often hushed in here. Matthew's busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>half entering. Mary gives back</i>). Too busy to see us, Madame
- Butterworth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>entering and speaking importantly</i>). Tell him the 'Friends of
- the People are here to see him on the people's business.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Henri and Martin enter, Martin closing the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>raising the candle to their faces</i>). I know you. I know you
- all. You, Joe Healey and young Martin Kendall, and you&mdash;you're the
- Frenchman.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>bowing</i>). I am the Frenchman, madame.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>replacing the candle, disgustedly</i>). Radicals, the three of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>reprovingly</i>). We are Friends of the People.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. Friends of yourselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes, of ourselves and of you and of Matthew there. We are the people.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>militantly</i>). You're Radicals. And my Matthew's not a redcap
- like that Frenchie there that's fled his country to come disturbing quiet
- English folk with his nonsense.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. I left my country when the Bourbons entered it again. (<i>Rhetorically.</i>)
- The blood I'd shed for freedom&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>interrupting</i>). We'll talk to Matthew about all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>standing, barring the door</i>). You will not talk to Matthew.
- I'll not have my man made a Radical, and run his head into a noose for the
- sake of&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). For the sake of freedom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. We're free enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You are free to starve. To be slaves of the cotton masters, who
- treat you worse than any grand seigneur would have treated his peasants
- under the Bourbons.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>dryly</i>). Well, Matthew's busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. He's not too busy to attend to us. We want him out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And you'll not get him.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I think we shall. (<i>Calling.</i>) Matthew! Matthew Butterworth!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes, you may call. You'll burst your lungs before he'll hear in
- there. He's working. You're idling. Don't try to interrupt a better man.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Henri makes as if to force her from door, Joe checks him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. That's why we want him with us. Because we know him for the best
- weaver in these parts. Because he's treated by the master different from
- us and works at home instead of being driven into the factory. We want the
- best man on the people's side and none of us but gives old Matthew best.
- That's what we think of your husband, Mrs. Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And it's what I think, so you needn't fancy that it's news to me.
- He's better sense than to go wasting time on a pack of crazy Radicals.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The loom stops, the door is thrown open and Matthew speaks off</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Mary, fetch that candle back. I cannot see to weave properly with
- only one.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Let your loom be, Matthew, and come here. We've need of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Matthew enters in his shirt sleeves, stout waistcoat and breeches. He
- is a man of sixty, solidly built with square face and grey hair, bowed
- with bending to his loom.</i>) Matthew. What's the to-do about?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>holding his arm</i>). They've come to trap you, Matthew.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Trap me? They'll be wide awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Don't listen to them, Matt. They're Radicals.
-</p>
- <p>
- JOE We're Reformers. You know us, Matthew.
-</p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye, I know you. You, Martin! You become a
- Radical?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Empty bellies make Radicals, Mr. Butterworth. Empty bellies and
- the Corn Tax and bread at thirteenpence the quartern loaf.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Empty bellies make fools then. I can hear you've picked up the
- Radical cant. What do you want with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. We've come to reason with you, Matthew.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Oh, if you're going to listen to them, I'll sit in yonder.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>sharply</i>). Don't touch the loom, now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mary.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, what is it? I haven't time to spend on argument.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Then give us your advice, Mr. Butterworth, your help.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm not a politician.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin sits wearily on settle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Maybe you're not. But you're a man. And you know how things are with
- us. They're different with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And why?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Because you're the favourite of Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you weren't an ignorant Frenchman you'd suffer for those
- words. I'm not a favourite. It isn't me. It's my work. There's never been
- a yard of faulty cloth made on my loom. It's good. It's the honest work of
- a man that takes a pride in making it good, not like your rotten
- machine-made muck that's turned out at the factory. That's why Mr. Barlow
- sends me yarn to weave. He gets his special price for the cloth I weave
- and he knows it pays to let me weave it. That's not making a favourite of
- me. It's business.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>quietly</i>). It's making an exception of you, Matthew. You're
- working all the hours God sends, but you're drawing good money every week
- and you're living in comfort with your missus and your daughter both at
- home. My girls are in the factory and the wages of the lot of us don't
- keep the cold and hunger from our door.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What else do you expect but distress when you've let them get
- machines to do the work of men? It's Arkwright's spinning frames and
- Watt's steam engines that take the bread from your mouths. It isn't
- Barlow's, nor Heppenstall's, nor Whitworth's over the hill, nor
- Mottershead's, nor any of the manufacturers. It's steel and iron that have
- got you down, and more fools you for letting them.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You talk like one of us already.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye? Only I'm not one of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Is it our fault? We can't all weave like you. We're not all master
- craftsmen with looms of our own and no debts hanging round our necks. The
- machines are there. We can't get beyond it.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We can break the machines.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>sharply</i>). No violence. Violence never did anybody good.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We did no good in France until we took the Bastille.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And did that do any good? You're here, in exile, because your
- countrymen forgot the Bastille and welcomed Louis Bourbon back.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>soberly</i>). I'm against violence myself till all else fails.
- That what we want of you, Matt. Help us to escape violence.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. What help?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Will you go to London?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. London?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes. (<i>Very earnestly.</i>) They don't know there. They cannot know
- or else they wouldn't let things go on and let poor weavers starve. Eight
- shillings have I taken from the factory this week. Eight shillings and the
- loaf at thirteenpence! We want to tell the Government we're starving while
- the masters stink of brass. Wages must go higher or taxes lower. They must
- do something.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Why should I go? I'm not a factory hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. That's why they'll listen to a word from you. We'll go too, some of
- us, but there's little use in that because we're known to be reformers.
- There are Government spies in every Democratic Club. You can hardly trust
- your nearest friend. The spies are everywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. How do you make out they don't know about us, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. They can't. Even Parliament men aren't fiends from Hell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's no good going to London. Think of the March of the
- Blanketeers.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Think of it! Wasn't I one of them? One of the thousands who met on
- Ardwick Green, and the hundreds that met the Yeomanry at Stockport, and
- the tens that struggled through to Macclesfield?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>scornfully</i>). Yes. You got as far as Macclesfield. Do you
- think they'll let you get to London to tell them? Do you think they <i>want</i>
- to know? And if they do get there, and tell them, the manufacturers will
- be there first telling them another tale, and whose tale do you think
- they'll believe? Yours or theirs? Going to London's a fool's errand. They
- <i>do</i> know and they don't care. They're South, we're North, and what
- the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve at. You made your beds, when
- you let Arkwright set up his machinery, and you've to lie on them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>rising dejectedly</i>). God help the poor!
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>turning fiercely on him</i>). God helps those that help
- themselves. I'll hear you weavers sing the Marseillaise before I die.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>to Matthew</i>). You're against violence and you're against
- politics. What <i>do</i> you favour?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>grimly</i>). I favour work and I favour my loom, and if you've
- said your say I'll be getting back to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Aye, that's the old story. Work, and every man for himself and his
- hand against his neighbour, while the masters join to keep us down.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've something else to do than falling out with my bread and
- cheese. I'm not a politician, I'm a weaver, and I've not got time for two
- jobs. I'm not a Republican neither. I throw the shuttle and I don't throw
- stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Coward. It is because you do not dare.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>contemptuously</i>). It's well for you you're French and it's
- known you'd break if an Englishman touched you with his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It's well for you you're prosperous with your loom at home and your
- women at home and your daughter dressed like&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ruth Butterworth by the front door. She is twenty-one, dark,
- passionate, tall, in a plain, narrow-skirted, short-sleeved gown of
- woolsey, with a bright-coloured cotton handkerchief crossed over the bust
- and tied at the back of the short waist, dress low at the neck, straw
- bonnet and boots.</i>)&mdash;like she is. (<i>Preparing to go.</i>) I'm
- grieved we've failed to move you, but you're better off than us, and it's
- the skill of your hands you have to thank for it. Machinery has played the
- very hangment with the rest of us. Good-night, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Good-night, Joe Healey. (<i>They shake. Matthew looks
- contemptuously at Henri.</i>) Take your Republican with you. I've a word
- in season to say to young Martin Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Joe and Henri. Ruth stands by settle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, my lad, you came here to see me a week ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>looking guiltily at Ruth, who shows surprise</i>). Yes, Mr.
- Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You said nowt about being a Radical then. Martin. I came on other
- business.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you said nowt about starving bellies. If you can't make brass
- enough to fill one belly, you'll be hard put to it to fill two.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's all over, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Is it? Did he speak to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I told him "no."
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>to Ruth</i>). Have I no chance?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. A chance of what? Of taking Ruth from here, where she's all a
- woman wants, and making her starve alongside of you and expecting her to
- go into the factory to help you to make a livelihood. My daughter's not
- for your sort, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I told him that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you told me, but I haven't finished hoping yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you're hoping for a wife to work for you, you've come to the
- wrong shop this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're a proud man, Mr. Butterworth, and, Ruth, you're proud and
- all. I'm just a weaver lad that loves you and <i>'</i>ud work till I drop
- for you. And maybe you'll find out your mistake some day. Proud you may be
- and proud you are, but if you're not above taking a warning from me,
- you'll be careful where you walk o' nights. There's company that's
- dangerous for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>suspiciously</i>). What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>quickly</i>). Who cares what a man says when he's sent about his
- business?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You're right there, lass. It's not for me to take notice of his
- words.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then take notice of this, Ruth. I love you. I always shall. No
- matter what happens, I always shall. And I'm a patient man. I'm used to
- waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll be more used to it if you're going to wait for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>doggedly</i>). I'm going to wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>opening the door, grimly</i>). Good-night to you. (<i>Slight
- pause, then Martin moves to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>going</i>). Good-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'll be getting back to my loom. I've wasted too much time
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Matthew. The sound of the loom is heard, and, immediately she
- hears it, Ruth opens the front door and calls.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin! Martin, come back a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>After a moment Martin reciters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You want me?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I want to speak to you before you go.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>advancing</i>). Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. Don't mistake me. I haven't changed my mind, but I want you to
- understand. Just now, you tried to warn me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes? I warn you again. It isn't safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean Guy Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you know I mean Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's what I wanted to be certain of. I wanted you to know that
- what I do is done with open eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're playing with fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It won't be me that's burnt. I've got my purpose clear and strong
- before me, Martin. It's you put this thing in my mind and I'm going
- through with it for your sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. For my sake! A lot you care for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's neither here nor there.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No more than a month ago I'd have broken the jaw of any man that
- said you weren't my wench. We hadn't spoke it out to each other, but I
- thought it was that sure it didn't need the speaking. And then you changed
- and I found out what changed you. So I thought I'd save you if I could. I
- asked you, and you said "No." I asked your father and I got my answer
- to-night. And now, you'll go your way, the woman I love. God knows what's
- changed you, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing has changed me, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You don't love me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I haven't said I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you have. Not in words, I grant you, but if looks mean
- anything you've told it me a hundred times. Do you think he'll marry you?
- He won't. Marriage is not what Guy Barlow wants. I could tell you tales&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You needn't. I'll make him marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. He didn't marry the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Had they my beauty?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Beauty! Yes, you're beautiful. By God, you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've the gift of beauty, Martin, and I'm going to use it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Because he's rich, and I'm poor.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, because he's powerful over others and I want power over him.
- When you and I have gone our walks and been together on the moors, did we
- talk of nothing but the stars? You told me dreams, dreams of all the
- things you'd do if some great god gave you the power. It's I shall have
- that power, Martin, and use it in the way you taught me. Your thoughts,
- your dreams&mdash;and my pretty face gives me the chance to take your
- dreams and make them live. That's what I'm going to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It's nothing but another dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's real this time, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. But we did talk of the stars sometimes, and of ourselves and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That was the dream. That was happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why shouldn't we be happy? It's a crime to throw yourself away on
- him for the sake of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, it's a crusade. I hope We shall be happy, but not together,
- Martin. I shan't do it all in a day, even after he has married me, but I
- shall manage him in time, and all this misery shall cease. You do believe
- I shall, don't you, Martin? You do approve?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>after a pause</i>). God give you strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I think He will. You understand now, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I understand. (<i>Slight pause.</i>) Ruth, are you sure?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>calmly</i>). I'm going through with it. Good-night, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>approaching her, then backing as she gives no encouragement</i>).
- Good-night, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martin. Ruth closes the door, then takes off her hat as Mary
- enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>sourly</i>). So you've come in. And where have you been?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've a fancy for going out o' nights.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I suppose I'm old enough to please myself when I go out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I suppose you think you are. Times are changed since I was young.
- I'd have got the rolling-pin at my head if I'd answered your grandmother
- back the way you answer me. I'd never any time for going out at nights.
- Too busy spinning. (<i>She busies herself getting out crockery, etc.,
- putting it on table without cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Machines spin now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And women and children watch the machines. But of course I mustn't
- say owt of that. Send you to the factory and I'd know where to put my hand
- on you. But no. What's good enough for others isn't good enough for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They're fitted for the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And what are you fitted for? Nowt, but to fancy yourself a fine
- lady. I know if I was your father, I'd have you working for the bread you
- eat and the clothes you wear, like every other girl about. But he's got
- his way and made an idler of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Perhaps he's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's not my way of bringing up a girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Never mind, mother. I'll be surprising you one of these days.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. You're always in the right. You're like your father. Got stiff
- neck with pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Maybe, I've cause for pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And maybe you haven't, and all, and if you have I've never seen
- cause for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You shall do very soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You're hiding something.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It won't be hidden long.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. What is it now? Out with it, lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Not yet, mother. I'll tell you when there's anything to tell.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>A knock is heard. Mary opens door after momentary surprise. Outside
- are Ephraim and Guy Barlow. Ephraim is a man of about sixty, well covered
- with flesh, clean-shaven, grey, square in the face, but not too strong of
- feature, wearing a short-bodied, long-tailed bottle-green coat, breeches
- to match, waistcoat, ruffled shirt frill, low-crowned black beaver hat
- with narrow curly rim, and thick draft top-coat, long in the skirt and
- with a huge collar Guy is twenty-eight, with fair hair and a stronger face
- than his father. He is clean-shaven and his clothes more fashionable and
- of finer material than the stout durable cloth Ephraim prefers. He has
- trousers instead of knee breeches.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Is this Matt Butterworth's?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Surely, Mr. Barlow. Will you step inside? (<i>Holding door open.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>entering</i>). It's what I came to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy follows. Mary closes door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That'll be Matt at his loom?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. I'll bring him to you. (<i>Crosses, opens door.</i>) Matt,
- here's the master.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>entering, putting on his coat</i>). The master! Ephraim. Good
- evening, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You'll sit down, won't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you too, Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. Well, I'm glad to see you here, and if so be as bread and cheese and
- ale are not beneath you, there's enough for all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>half heartedly</i>). Well, thankee, Matt Butterworth&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>interrupting</i>). No. It's business brings us here, not eating. (<i>To
- Matthew.</i>) My father has something to say to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>At a glance from Matthew, Mary and Ruth go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes, I thought I'd come and tell you here instead of sending for
- you up to factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>grimly</i>). It's as well you did come. You'd not have got me
- there by sending. I've never entered factory gate and never will.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>good-naturedly</i>). You're a pig-headed old stick in-the-mud,
- Matt. You won't move with the times.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Not when the times move to factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, well, you're an obstinate fellow. What's wrong with
- factories?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What isn't wrong? They're bits of hell spewed up on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You'd better keep a civil tongue in your head.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm talking to your father, Mr. Guy, and we've known each other
- long enough to speak what's in our minds. You're a young man and the young
- get used to changes quickly. You find machines a natural state of things.
- I'll tell you how things were before the factories came and progress got a
- hold over everything. I'd open yon door in a morning and I'd see children
- playing in the fields. Where are the children now? Driven into your
- factory at five in the morning pretty nigh as soon as they can walk and
- thrashed with a cane to keep the poor little devils awake when all the
- nature in them's crying out for sleep. I'd go into a neighbour's cottage
- and I'd see a loom with a warp on it and a weaver taking pride in his
- work. You've taken the work away from men and given it to machines. And
- the worst is the machines don't care. You send out miles of cloth for
- every inch we used to weave, and every yard you send as full of faults as
- an egg of meat. It's that you've done with your factories, young sir.
- You've broken the weaver's spirit and you've killed the joy he used to
- take in honest craftsmanship. It's quality that used to count and a man <i>'</i>ud
- think shame to himself to produce a cloth that's full of weaving faults.
- There are no weavers now. They're servants of a steam engine.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm sorry it upsets you, Mr. Butterworth, but facts are too much for
- you. Hand looms are played out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>intensely convinced</i>). Never, while good workmanship
- endures. If they want the best, they'll come to the handloom weaver for
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, but you see they don't want the best.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. They want designs that a man conceives in joy and executes with
- pride. They want a cloth that shows he's taken pride in making it, and
- knows it's his design and not a copy of another's.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We can sell a hundred pieces of the same design with as little
- trouble as your one.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And which <i>'</i>ull wear longest?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We don't want cloth to wear, we want it to sell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>dismissing him, sadly</i>). Mr. Guy, it's a hard thing to say
- of your father's son, but I've a fear you're a godless youth. (<i>To
- Ephraim.</i>) What was it you wanted of me, Mr. Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>awkwardly</i>). You've made it rather hard to tell you that. I
- didn't know you thought so badly of the factories. (<i>Turning.</i>) Guy,
- I think, perhaps&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>curtly</i>). No. If you won't speak out, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Slight pause. Then Ephraim gives Guy leave by a glance.</i>) We want
- you to come into the factory, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>startled</i>). I? In factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're the last man on our pay-sheets working out. We must have
- uniformity. We want you in.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You want me, Mr. Guy. I can see who <i>'</i>tis I have to thank
- for this. It's you that have brought the old master here to stand by while
- you say these things to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, as it happened, you're so far wrong that I'd no intention of
- coming in at all, only I was going home from a walk (<i>glancing away, as
- if after Ruth</i>), and met him on his way here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>to Ephraim</i>). Mr. Barlow, it isn't <i>your</i> wish that I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, Matt, we've had complaints. (<i>Querulously.</i>) Weavers
- nowadays are a grumbling, discontented lot, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye. Power-loom weavers are, and have cause to be. Before you
- started factories folk could save. It was a saying here that every man in
- the valley owned his own house and the one next door to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. They complain I make a favourite of you, and, as Guy says, we
- must have uniformity. It's just a point of discipline.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes, I know what discipline means. Discipline means ringing them
- into your factory at five in the morning and out at seven in the evening,
- and uniformity means fifty looms in rows all tied to a steam engine and
- every loom weaving the same pattern.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Look here, Butterworth, you were working when we came in. Working at
- nine o'clock at night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Do I complain of that? Not me. I can please myself what hours I
- work. It's nowt to me what time the engine stops. My engine's here. (<i>Indicating
- his arms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, and because it is, you never let it rest. Come into the factory
- and you've finished at seven.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm <i>sent</i> away at seven. I'm under orders. I'm my own
- master here, Mr. Guy, and have been all my life. If I want to work, I
- work, and if I want to play, I play, and there's nobody to stop me,
- whether it's tramping over the moors getting my mind choke full of the new
- designs that come to me when I'm walking through the green, resting my
- eyes, or whether it's a cock-fight and a bellyful of ale&mdash;and you've
- no need to look shocked neither, Mr. Barlow, for I've seen time afore you
- got meddling with machines when you went cock-fighting yourself, and you
- weren't too big in those days to drink with me, too. And now you're
- telling me to come and weave in factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Oh, nay, Matt, I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Well, I don't know. You've stood there and heard him tell me I'm
- to come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. But not as weaver, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What then?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. As overlooker, and not a man in Lancashire that's better fitted
- for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>soberly weighing it</i>). Aye. That's no more than truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm not flattering. I'm a business man, and I'm choosing the best
- man for the job.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And I'm refusing it, for I'm a business man and I've got a better
- job. I've an old loom in yonder and as long as she hangs together I'll go
- on weaving cloth as cloth should be woven, by the skilful hand of a man to
- designs of his own contriving. To hell with uniformity. There's beauty in
- a loom and nowt but beastly ugliness in a row of looms.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coldly</i>). Where do you get your yarn from, Butter-worth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Why, from you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you've been selling your cloth to us?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We can take no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>staggered</i>). You can't take my cloth, my beautiful cloth?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>with sympathy</i>). It's true, Matt. Good cloth means a good
- price and people won't pay it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's your fault, then. That's what you've brought them to. You've
- spoilt them with your factory rubbish.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They want cheap cloth. We provide it. Yours is dear. We can't sell
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Then I'll sell my own. I'll find buyers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It's no use, Matt. Take my word for it, there are no customers
- to-day for cloth like yours. What between paying the country's bill for
- licking Bonaparte and power looms for silk and linen there's no demand for
- cotton cloth of your quality.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you'll get no more yarn from us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You're not the only ones.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Nor from others. We're going to make an end of the whole breed of
- hand-loom weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We'll not be ended easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We want you in the factories. The factories are hungering for the
- right men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And men are hungry because of the factories. Don't tell me my
- cloth won't sell. It's cloth that sells itself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Don't you believe me, Matt?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I don't believe you know what my cloth's like. Do you see it
- yourself up yonder?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well&mdash;no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>going to door</i>). Then come in here and I'll show you.
- You'll not be telling me then there are no decent housewives left to buy a
- cloth like mine. (<i>Exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Ephraim, who is following</i>). Oh, what's the good of wasting
- time on him?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Best humour him, Guy. Don't come. I'll get him round.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Psh! You're too soft with the old fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And you're too hard. Matt and I were friends before you were
- born.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Ephraim. Guy moves impatiently, then sits on table. Enter Ruth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>surprised and not cordial</i>). I thought you'd gone. I heard no
- voices.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I schemed to get them into there. Do you think I'd go without a word
- with you? (<i>Approaching her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>coldly, holding him at arm's length</i>). We've parted once
- to-night. What do you want with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I want everything except to part again. You witch, what have you done
- to me? I haven't a nerve but tingles for the touch of you. I'm all burnt
- up. The night's a tossing fever, and the day's a cruel nightmare till
- evening comes and brings me sight of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>backing</i>). Don't touch me, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. How long am I to hold myself in leash? It's more than flesh and blood
- can stand. My God, I wonder if you know how beautiful you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have a mirror in my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm jealous of that mirror, Ruth. Jealous of a piece of glass because
- it sees you every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You've seen me every evening for a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I'm no farther than when we began. You're hot and cold by turn.
- You lead me on and thrust me off. You play with me. To-night you said you
- wouldn't walk with me to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And time I did. I've walked with you too much. A change of company
- is good.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>startled</i>). Company? What company?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dryly</i>). My mother's. You say you're where you were when we
- begun. Perhaps you are. But I am not. It's no new thing for you to go your
- walks with a weaver's lass. But it's new for me to be the lass. Do you
- think there are no wagging tongues about?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's news to me that you give heed to gossip. You're not going to
- talk about your reputation, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I shan't <i>talk</i> about it, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>scornfully</i>). I thought you made of finer stuff.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Than those others you have walked with?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sharply</i>). What's that to do with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing, but that I find it good to know about them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. This is strange talk for a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dryly</i>). Folk always say I should have been a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>ardently</i>). Thank God, you're not. It's better to rule a man
- than be one, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Do I rule you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You've made a slave of me. I'm at your feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You told the others that.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Had they your beauty?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then I've the greater cause to guard it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You haven't talked like this outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm inside now. This is my father's cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You've been like this to-night. Perverse. As if you didn't know what
- passion meant. As if you laughed at me for being on fire for you. You've
- come half-way to meet me till to-night. You've answered love with love.
- You've been a fine free glory of a woman that it was heaven to be near and
- hell to be away from, that knew to be in love was to be upraised above the
- talk of fools and what a pair of lovers do is right because they do it for
- their love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>absently</i>). Yes. What lovers do is right even if it's to
- renounce.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Renounce? What are you talking about?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I was thinking of a pair of lovers that I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>roughly</i>). Then stop thinking of them. Think of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm thinking of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're in a curious mood to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To-night I'm being prudent.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>scornfully</i>). Prudent! Love isn't prudent. Prudence was made
- for cowards, not for lovers. Ruth, you're not a coward.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>absently</i>). I think that what I'm doing now is the bravest
- thing I ever did. (<i>At him.</i>) What do you make of it all?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>trying to be light</i>). I think you're a mischievous tease, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm quite in earnest. I was in earnest when I let you talk to me of
- love and still in earnest when I told you I could walk with you no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth! You didn't mean it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I meant it all. Did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>surprised</i>). Did I?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. About your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why should you doubt me, Ruth?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'll tell you. Because in all your talk of love, you have used a lot
- of words, but there is one word that you haven't spoken yet, and that I'd
- like to hear before I go my walks with you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What word?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>staggered, then recovering</i>). Marriage! Well, isn't it early
- days for that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. With some men and some women it would be over early. When you're the
- man and I the woman, it isn't early.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Marriage! There's a directness about you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>simply</i>). Yes, there is.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm taken by surprise, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>quietly</i>). Are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I've been too busy simply loving you to think of marriage. (<i>Quickly.</i>)
- Yes, Ruth, of course we're going to be married. It would be monstrous in
- me ever to have intended anything else. But&mdash;er&mdash;you know,
- there's my father. We shall have to keep the marriage secret. Just the
- clergyman and no witnesses to make quite sure of secrecy.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>moving to door as if leaving him and opening it</i>). Good-bye,
- Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>staring at her</i>). Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Good-bye. Yes. Look at me well. It's your last look at close
- quarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by her</i>). No, by Heaven, it's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>still holding the door open</i>). You've told me much about my
- beauty. You hold my beauty cheap.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your beauty is the richest, finest thing in all the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A secret marriage!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What's changed you, Ruth? You've shown yourself to me a soft and
- yielding woman. To-night, you're hard, suspicious.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>closing door</i>). To-night, I mean to strike a bargain with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Lovers don't talk of bargains.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There's always time to talk of love. To-night, we'll talk of
- marriage, if you please.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You mean to be wilful.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I mean that if you want me there's a price to pay, and a secret
- marriage by a puppet priest with no witnesses is too low a price for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>blustering</i>). You thought that!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>calmly</i>). Wasn't I right? How badly do you want me, Mr. Guy
- Barlow? You see me, and you know the price.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>quite shocked</i>). You didn't talk this way outside. You've made
- it all so ugly. You've taken all romance away.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Romance is safe for men. It's dangerous for women. You tell me I was
- soft and yielding. What if I'd been too soft, and yielded further than I
- should? You'd still have life, and life would still be beautiful for you
- and you'd be looking for another woman with a pretty face to make love
- beautifully with you. But I'd be dead. I should have killed myself and
- you'd forget me in a little while.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>genuinely moved</i>). Ruth, stop! I'm not a black-guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm hoping not, if I'm to be your wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I never meant you harm. I simply didn't think.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You thought fast enough of a secret marriage. You remembered to be
- prudent, and prudence, as I think you said, is made for cowards, not for
- lovers. Are you a coward, Mr. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm a lover, Ruth. Will you be my wife?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>with slight shudder</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>holding her</i>). I've got you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. For better or for worse, you've got me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. For better than the best. I never knew till I met you what love could
- do to a man. Ruth, you won't remember what you fancied that I thought
- to-night? You won't have that against me? It really wasn't so.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have only room for one thought now. I remember that you're going
- to marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>lightly</i>). In a precious few days, you'll remember that I have
- married you. I'm not cut out for waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I shall not keep you waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim and Matthew.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, that's settled now, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>like a beaten man</i>). Yes, it's settled. I'll be at factory
- come five to-morrow morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's good.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Is it? I'll tell you this much, Mr. Barlow, it's a bad night's
- work you've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If you're talking to me, it's the best night's work I've ever done.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>morosely</i>). I was talking to your father.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, well, we must agree to differ.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And it won't be the last of our differences, neither. It's my
- punishment, this is. I've been a proud man and I'm humbled. Some weaver
- lads come here this very night asking me to join in with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Join? In what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Ah, well, I'll leave you to guess in what. I sent them off with a
- good big flea in their ear: told them a hand-loom weaver had nowt to do
- with their sort. I've everything to do with their sort now. I'm one of
- them, and if they have owt to say, or do against you and your ways, I'll
- say and do it with them. You've made a Radical to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Now, Matt, don't try to threaten me. We've met as friends too
- often in the days gone by for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes, before you started getting up in the world by climbing on
- other men's shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And if you'll let me, we'll go on being friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Of course you will. Now more than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>roughly</i>). You don't know what you're talking about, lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Tell them, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Mr. Butterworth, you and my father must be friends, because I'm going
- to marry Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, father, it's true.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>excitedly calling and opening door</i>). Here, Mary! Mary,
- where are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Mary.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Here's our Ruth going to wed the young master. What do you say to that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>judicially</i>). I say the young master's doing well for himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>sourly</i>). Nobody asks what I think.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That'll be all right, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will it?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, I'll tell you about it walking home. You've Mr. Butterworth's
- hand to shake.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>dryly</i>). It just depends if he's still a Radical.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Me? I'm a maze. I don't know what I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>genially smiling</i>). I'll chance it then. (<i>They shake.</i>)
- Good night, Matt. (<i>Genially.</i>) Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To-morrow, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, Guy, to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Ephraim and Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>going to Ruth as if to kiss her</i>). Well, lass, you said you'd
- surprise us. You have and all. Biggest surprise I ever had. Wedding the
- young master. Something like a match now this is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't, mother. I'm so ashamed.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Ashamed? Where's the shame in getting wed? We all come to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you've come to it rare and well. And me thinking in yonder
- while Mr. Barlow talked to me I'd have small cause now to send young
- Kelsall off, for I'm a factory hand myself the same as he.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Poor Martin Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye, poor he is and rich you're going to be. You've little need
- to think of Kelsall now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I mustn't think of Martin now. I'm doing what I meant to do.
- I've got Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Ruth, there'll be a lot of sewing to be done.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Why? The girl's a-dream. Against your wedding to be sure. What else
- are you thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's not my wedding that I'm thinking of. It's afterwards. Well,
- I've begun. I'm going to see it through.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth stares straight out, as into the future. The others are looking
- at her.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- (<i>Six months later. Interior of Barlow's house at night. Doors on each
- side of the roomy window, covered by drawn chintz curtains at the back.
- Dark panelled walls. Polished oak floor with squares of carpet, dark
- mahogany furniture, square table. Centre with four chairs, chairs by
- fireplace and under window; right, basket-grate with high steel fender and
- hand-irons. Bright fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth, her whole appearance suggesting physical wellbeings sits by fire
- reading by the light of four candles on table. She is well dressed in
- sober colours. A manservant opens door and Mary enters, dressed as Act I,
- with a heavy cloak, mittens, etc., suggesting winter. The servant goes,
- closing the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising</i>). Well, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>kissing her</i>). You're warm in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We need to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's bitter cold to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth pulls chair from table and sits, putting Mary in her own chair.
- Mary looks scornfully at the book placed on table.</i>) Reading, were you?
- Well, one way of idling's as bad as another and reading never did anybody
- good that ever I heard of. That's what your father's always doing with his
- spare time now. Tom Paine's <i>Rights of Man</i> and <i>The Age of Reason</i>.
- Stuffing his old head with all manner of new-fangled politics.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But this isn't politics, mother. It's poetry. (<i>Mary sniffs.</i>)
- <i>The Corsair</i>. Lord Byron's poem.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I've heard of him and nothing good neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing good! Why, mother, he&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. A lot of things, I dare say. Well, I've gone for fifty years without
- the power of reading and I reckon I'll go through without it to the end.
- I've no time to be idle.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've no time to be anything else.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've taken to being a lady like a duck to water. Lazybones is the
- name I'd give you if you were still Ruth Butterworth, but I suppose this
- vain life is right for Mrs. Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising</i>). It isn't right. Idleness is never right, and least
- of all for me, because I know my idleness is paid for by the toil of
- others. Something has changed me, mother. I can't think of the past. I've
- forgotten what I was and what I used to think. I had ideals then, when I
- was poor. I'd noble thoughts of my own. The only thoughts I have to-day
- are thoughts of other's thinking. (<i>Picking Byron up.</i>) You're right,
- I'm lazy. Bone lazy, and I like it. I like fine clothes and soft living
- and hands that aren't work-roughened.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Small blame to you for that. I'd do the same myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm getting fat. I'm like a pig. I never want to go out. The house
- is soft and warm and comfortable, and the sights I see outside are hard
- and cold and comfortless.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You may well say that. Things go from bad to worse, With wages down
- and food up it's near impossible to make ends meet. And that's for us,
- with your father an overlooker. What it is for the weavers, I don't know.
- There's empty hearths and empty bellies this winter time.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I know. I know and I don't care. I used to care. Something's gone
- dead inside me, killed by the comfort and the ease and the good living and
- all the things I used to hate and despise until I had them for my own.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Eh, don't you worry! When a lass has got a good husband same as you
- have it's little room she has in her mind for thoughts of other things.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's my punishment. Guy's good to me. (<i>Changing tone.</i>)
- Mother, I'll tell you something. I love my husband.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>puzzled</i>). Well, don't tell me that as if it was news to me.
- What did you marry him for if you didn't love him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I married him to use him for an instrument. And I don't care now for
- the things I cared for then. I only care for Guy, and what Guy does is
- right because he does it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Well, I never let your father come over me like that. But there's
- many wives do think that road of their husbands, especially young wives.
- I'm a bit surprised at you being one of them for all that, Ruth. You'd
- always a will of your own.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. My will's asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Don't let it waken up too sudden.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No fear of that. I eat too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. There's a-many eat too little, Ruth. There was one you used to know
- came in to us the other night. He'd been short of food for weeks and
- looked it too, poor lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A friend of mine? What friend?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>reluctantly</i>). Martin Kelsall, if you want to know. There was
- him and others. Friends of the People they call themselves, and your
- father's joined them now. I never heard such talk in my life. Proper wild
- it was. Drilling on the moors, and knocking out the engine boiler plugs
- and breaking the machinery and I don't know what.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And father, too?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. As savage as the worst of them, the silly old man. Got to threats
- before they'd done.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Threats?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Against your Guy. It's him they're bitterest against.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>indignantly</i>). What's Guy done?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You'd think there was nothing he hadn't done. You'd better tell him
- to be careful about going out at night. They've guns amongst them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guns!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Oh, don't be frightened, lass. They won't <i>do</i> owt. Men like to
- talk. I don't take any notice of them. If they said less I'd fear them
- more.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Has Martin Kelsall got a gun?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>contemptuously</i>). Him! It's bread he wants, not a gun. Gave me
- a message for you, Martin did.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A message?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. "Tell her to remember me," he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I understand. What must he think of me?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. What right has he to think of you at all? Impudence I call it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He has the right to think me traitor. I'm a renegade. I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You're Mrs. Guy Barlow, my lass, and don't you forget it and start
- thinking of a famished weaver chap without a shirt to his back or a
- mouthful of bread for his belly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Is it as bad as that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's hard times, Ruth, harder every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The men must be desperate.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. They <i>talk</i> as if they were. But what's talking? They talked
- before you wed. They're talking still and I tell you things are worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What's made them worse?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. They say Guy has.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But how?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You'd better ask him. Don't you talk to him of the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I tried to do at first, but he stopped me, and I thought I'd
- bide my time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've a lot more sense than I ever gave you credit for.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then I fell in love with Guy and I haven't cared for anything since
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I don't suppose you'd do a scrap of good. (<i>Rising as if to go.</i>)
- Well, that's how it is. A terrible lot of barking, but not a bite amongst
- the lot of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>detaining her</i>). But there is danger there, danger to Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I tell you they, don't mean it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Perhaps all don't. But one man might, and one would be enough. One
- man can press a trigger.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. There now! I've upset you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Never mind that. You're sure that's all!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. All what?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. All Martin said.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've got that fellow on the brain. No. <i>'</i>Twasn't all, then.
- He wants to meet you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Tell him I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I'll tell him no such thing, and you a married woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll tell him I will see him. Not here, though. He mustn't come
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And I'll not have my house put to such a use. So that settles it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There is an old quarry on the moors. Martin knows. It's where the
- stone was quarried when they built the factory. I'll meet him there
- to-morrow night at eight. Will you tell him that, or must I write?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Can Martin read?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not sure. Tell him, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It isn't right, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will. I'm doing this for Guy. You've stirred me from my sleep at
- last. To-morrow night at eight. Mary. Well, I'll tell him.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's right. There's Guy's step now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Then I'll be going. God bless you, lass. (<i> Kissing her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Mary</i>). Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>apologetically</i>). I was just going, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>warming himself by fire, speaking over his shoulder</i>). Oh,
- don't hurry away. You'll find it cold outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I must go sharp. If you're here it means factory's loosed and
- Matt'll be at home looking for his supper. Good night, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mary. Guy goes to Ruth with lover-like attitude. They are on the
- best of terms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, little wife, how goes it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>tensely</i>). Guy, I want to talk to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sitting by fire, lightly</i>). The sound of your voice is the
- sweetest thing on earth. I'm all attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. This is serious, Guy. I've tried before to talk to you about the
- factory. You stopped me then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still lightly</i>). Of course I did. I won't have you worrying
- your pretty head about the factory. Besides, think of your long-suffering
- husband. Don't you think I get all the business I can stand across the way
- there? (<i>Waving hand towards window.</i>) I want a change at home. Sit
- down and tell me what you think of <i>The Corsair</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. You must listen to me, Guy. I won't be put off this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>easily</i>). Oh, well, if I'm in for it, I'm in for it. What's it
- all about?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You saw mother here. She's been telling me things.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Really, Ruth, you can't expect me to take any notice of your mother's
- old wives' tales.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You needn't notice them. But when I'm told you're in danger, I
- notice them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still lightly</i>). Danger? What of?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What have you been doing in the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sternly</i>). Leave that alone. That's my affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And it's my affair if they murder you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Oh! So they've got to talking about murder have they?
- I'll teach them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>taking his arm, pleadingly</i>). Guy, you must be careful. For my
- sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I shall look after myself, Ruth. (<i>Standing by fireplace, hand on
- shelf.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But what have you done to them? I know that since you married me
- you've had more power, and your father's done less than he used to. It's
- something you've done that's upset the weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>over his shoulder</i>). I found it necessary to make economies and
- they don't like it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Economies I You mean you've cut their wages down?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And they were so pitifully low. They'd hardly enough for bread
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>facing her</i>). I don't fix the price of bread. It's no use
- discussing it with you. You can't understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not thinking of them. At one time I should have done. That's
- over now. To-day I only think of you. And you're in danger. I know it. I
- know it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Nothing's going to happen to me. I've a rough idea of what they think
- of me. I've taken my precautions.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No precautions are proof against desperate men.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then if nothing's any good, why worry?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Something would be good. Raise their wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's impossible. I've told you to drop discussing it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Why is it impossible? They'd more before you reduced them and you
- didn't starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. But I wasn't building another factory then. I want every penny I
- can screw to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Another factory!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>with a touch of fanaticism</i>). Yes. I mean to have another. One
- was good enough for my father, but it isn't good enough for me. What was
- enterprising ten years ago isn't enterprising to-day. Machinery's improved
- since then.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then you're quite sure factories are right?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>grimly</i>). I'm quite sure they're money-makers.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But money isn't all.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I keep on telling you not to discuss it. With your upbringing and
- your father's views, we're bound to differ, so for Heaven's sake talk
- about Byron, or anything under the sun but factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm talking about your danger. You won't believe me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You won't believe me when I say there is no danger because I'm
- prepared to meet anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Including bullets? Do you wear a coat of mail?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's the worst of reading <i>The Corsair</i>. Put this
- cock-and-bull story of your mother's on the top of <i>The Corsair</i> and
- you're ready to imagine anything. We're in England now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. So is Nottingham.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. This is Lancashire. We don't have Luddites here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We have plug riots. I've read it in the newspaper.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Women shouldn't read newspapers. It's all right, Ruth. Our fellows
- won't get out of hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You're driving them to desperation, Guy. I know the other side. I've
- seen. Guy, won't you have mercy on them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'll have another factory out of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Have mercy on yourself and me. I'm so happy here. You've made me
- love you till I would cut off my hand to save you from a scratch upon your
- little finger. I shan't know peace again whenever you're away.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Upon my word, Ruth, it's too bad of your mother. She ought to keep
- away, and not come here disturbing you with wild tales that haven't a
- spark of truth in them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Are they wild tales?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They're wild as wind.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But you said you'd taken precautions. If there's no truth, why take
- precautions?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I said anything to comfort you. Are you satisfied now?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm silenced.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's good enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim and John Heppenstall, another factory owner, resembling
- Ephraim in type, dress, and age. He is, however, a more timid man, and his
- manner is irresolute.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>as they enter</i>). Come in here, Heppenstall. (<i>Seeing
- Ruth.</i>) Ah! you've met my son's wife?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>bowing politely, with a touch of courtliness</i>). Good evening,
- Mrs. Guy. (<i>To Guy.</i>) Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Good evening, Mr. Heppenstall. (<i>Taking Ruth's arm</i>). Ruth, my
- dear, Mr. Heppenstall has called on a matter of business.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, mayn't I stay and listen? I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>genially</i>). Never knew anybody like this lass of Guy's,
- Heppenstall. She's interested in all manner of affairs. (<i>To Ruth.</i>)
- You promise to be quiet?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>eagerly</i>). Oh, yes, yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. Ruth's more interested in Byron than anything else. (<i>Holding
- the book to her.</i>) You can't read him here with us talking all the
- time.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You want me to go?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Please.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>submissively</i>). Yes Guy. (<i>Takes book and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>closing door behind her</i>). That's better. Women are
- sentimental, and we've to talk business. Won't you sit, Mr. Heppenstall?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>who has been eyeing Guy with disapproval</i>). Thank you, Mr.
- Guy, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit round table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>after clearing his throat</i>). Now, Heppenstall, I'll tell
- you what it's all about.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. I'm waiting to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You and I are rival manufacturers, but that's no reason why we
- shouldn't put our legs under the same table when we find the times
- difficult. I suppose there's no denying, they <i>are</i> difficult?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They're more than difficult.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then we agree so far. What threatens us threatens you. In fact,
- our interests are identical.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Not quite, I think.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Eh? Well, no. What's mine isn't thine. We've each to make a
- profit for ourselves. But we get the profit out of weaving, and your
- weavers are fractious; so are ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. But mine aren't&mdash;or not to anything like the extent yours are.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm told the grumbling is universal.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. It's general up to a point, but there's a dead set at you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. At me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Well, no, not at you, Barlow. It's this young gentleman who's the
- mischief-maker.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The mischief-maker, Mr. Heppenstall?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>defending himself</i>). You reduced wages. You put down fresh
- machinery, and got rid of men and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you've done the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. I had to follow suit or see you take my trade away. I didn't want to
- do it. I believe in treating men as men.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I believe in treating men as servants of the machines. It's all they
- are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. No. By your leave, young gentleman, it is not all they are. They're
- flesh and blood. (<i>To Ephraim.</i>) And I'm surprised, Barlow, at your
- allowing your men to be reduced.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The men can live on what they're paid.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They do. I'm getting applications every day from men who want to be
- taken on.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes, so am I. And why? Because the steam power's taken away their
- living and half a living's better than none to a starving man. (<i>To
- Ephraim.</i>) You ought to be ashamed of yourself to take advantage of
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, Heppenstall, it's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>interrupting</i>). I'm responsible, Mr. Heppenstall. If you've
- anything to say about the management of Barlow's, say it to me. My
- father's virtually retired.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>with spirit</i>). Have I? I'm not dead yet, my lad. I've given
- you a lot of rope, but be careful or you'll hang yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>approvingly, turning his shoulder on Guy</i>). That's better,
- Barlow. I mislike seeing you knuckle under to a boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy rises and goes to fireplace, standing with his back to table. John
- speaks across table to Ephraim </i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, look here, I had to follow your lead when you reduced. Will you
- follow mine if I put them up again to what they were three months ago?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>wheeling round</i>). And let the weavers fancy we're afraid of
- them?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>not turning</i>). I'm not afraid of them. I'm sorry for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They know better. Once give in, and they're the masters. Show them
- they've only to ask and threaten to get what they ask and they'll ask for
- more. They'll not stop at the old level.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Oh, we can't go beyond the old figure.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. But you'll have to if once you start putting wages on the basis
- of a benevolent Charity. I'm in business to buy cheap and sell dear. I
- want my labour as cheap as I can get it and, by God, I'll get it cheap.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>thumping table</i>). Are you the head of Barlow's or am I?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, you are, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then you'd better not forget it or I'll turn you out of the room
- and finish this talk with Heppenstall alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy throws himself in chair by fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sighing to himself</i>). Oh, my God, these old men!
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>to John</i>). I agree to that. I'll raise them on condition
- you do the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I object.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Your objection is overruled.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm your partner.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>hotly</i>). I am the head of Barlow's and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Manservant enters with port, glasses, etc., places on table, and exit
- in silence.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ephraim pours out wine, and offers John, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The old wages won't satisfy the weavers. They grumbled then. But the
- point for Mr. Heppenstall is this. It may have hurt his tender heart, but
- when we reduced, he did the same, and he needn't cant about it now, for
- actions speak louder than words. The thing is that he acts with us, and we
- manufacturers can present a solid front and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes, but you set the bad example. I'm a business man and I had to
- follow or you'd have cut me out with my customers. But as a humane man, I
- protest, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Because you look at the men. I look at the system. The system's
- magnificent, and if the factory system demands sacrifices, I shall
- sacrifice men without scruple.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Will you sacrifice yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I do sacrifice myself. I've sacrificed my personal security. I risk
- my life every day and I value my life, Mr. Heppenstall. I value it so much
- that I've taken protective measures at the factory. I've a few stout
- fellows there&mdash;an odd prizefighter or two, an old soldier from the
- French wars, nominally as watchmen, but they're men who can use their
- fists and handle a gun too if the worst comes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Ah! You've a pretty good idea of looking after yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It isn't for my own sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>sceptically</i>). No?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, I've a life I'd like to live. I've a wife and I'm young and so on&mdash;but
- that doesn't matter. My value is as a factory owner.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Owner?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Manager, then. I believe in the system, I'm here to spread that
- system, to cover Lancashire with factories and make the county
- manufacturing centre of the world. That is my dream, sir, the dream of
- cheap production, and the triumph of machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You're talking very big, young man. It takes me all my time to run
- one factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I know I'm talking big. I'm seeing big, bigger than will come in your
- lifetime or in mine. This thing's at the beginning. It's not secure yet,
- but I mean to do my part to set it firmly on its legs before I die.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. There's nothing wonderful in bigness. A thousand factories are no
- more wonderful than one.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, you've no vision.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. And maybe you've too much. The future isn't here. The present and
- those weavers are. And they trouble me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They trouble me until they've learnt who's master. After that,
- there'll be no trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ruth, excitedly, leaving door open behind her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy! The men. Don't you hear them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Men! Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They're in the hall.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Henri, Joseph, Matthew and Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. No, Madame Barlow, we are no longer in the hall. We are here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>on his feet</i>). What's the meaning of this?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>insolently</i>). Meaning, Mr. Barlow? The meaning is, you'll
- either listen to us here and now or you'll have your factory fired. You
- can take your choice.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Fire then, and be damned to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Is that your answer, Mr. Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. No. Come here and be quiet, Guy. Who am I speaking to?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You know us, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You're in bad company, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I told you how <i>'</i>twould be if you forced me into factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Are you the spokesman? I suppose there's a ringleader. Who is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We are all leaders.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>), I've heard of armies that were all generals and no
- privates.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). If you mean by leader who it is that's-kept back
- the riot&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>badly frightened</i>). Riot?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There are hundreds round your factories tonight. They're waiting
- there, waiting for us. I'm leader enough to hold them back until we get
- your answer. Take care lest I lead them in a different fashion on another
- night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Mutiny, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, names don't matter, <i>Mr</i>. Guy. We could call you names,
- and true ones, if we liked.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. So you're their leader, Martin Kelsall?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. At your service, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I have my doubts of that. Well now, we'll just sit down and talk
- this over quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, you amongst the rioters!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We're here as peaceful delegates.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. With threats of fire and murder on your tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>querulously</i>). What's it all about? Never mind who they are.
- What do they want?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. More wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Less machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Close the factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And whatever you do, give a fellow-creature a chance of living,
- Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will one of you speak for all? What are your complaints?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'll speak, Mr. Barlow. We complain of starvation, of being driven
- into your factories and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Stop there. We drive nobody. There's no compulsion to enter our
- factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There's the compulsion of need. You won't have hand-looms and
- you've forced us into factories. You've got us there and we've been
- helpless before you. We've to work your hours and take your pay, and the
- pay's not fit to keep a dog alive. We're tired of factories. We want to
- live.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Murmurs of agreement from the men.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Listen to me, men. Everything must have a beginning.
- A great system is springing into birth. It isn't perfect yet&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Perfect! It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>proceeding</i>). You are suffering the lean years. The fat ones
- are coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've heard all that before. You put it down to the war, not to
- the machines that time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Even England can't recover in a moment from a war like this one.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It was all the war last time we made complaint and when the war
- was over you promised us fat times, and all of us were going to go hell
- for leather for prosperity.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Just wait a bit. Think what a great thing this system is. We're going
- to make calico for the whole world. We've all a share in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You get your share and ours as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do try to follow me. The cotton comes to us from the sun-kissed
- fields of far America, grown there by planters descended from men of our
- own blood and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The cotton's grown by slaves.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's not my business.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No. Your business is to make slaves of us here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'll tell you something, Mr. Butterworth. It's this, and it's from a
- book you know. "Where there is no vision, the people perish."
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I don't know about the vision, but I'm sure about the perishing.
- And I know where we'll go when we've finished perishing. When one of us
- gets up to the Golden Gate, Peter <i>'</i>ull ask him what he was and
- he'll say a weaver, and Peter 'ull ask him no more questions. He'll just
- open the gate quick and say, "Poor devil, get into heaven, you've had your
- bellyful of hell on earth."
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You'll have prosperity on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Aye. So you've said before.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You complain of the machines. You say they've turned men away.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Aye.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Those men will soon find work.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm going to build another factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. By God, you're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Another! Isn't one hell on earth enough for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Patience, patience! I'm trying to explain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've no time for patience. We're famishing. And you'll build no
- other factory. You'll change your tune or you'll lose the one you've got.
- Building new factories is no use to us. We're not builders. We're weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Hold your tongue, Guy. I'll tackle this.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy sits sulkily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We'll hear the old master.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Now, my lads, the factory's there, and it's going to stop there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy takes paper and pencil from his pocket and begins to draw
- caricatures of the men.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Don't be too sure of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Burn it and we build another. And while it's building you'll have
- time to think and clear heads to think with, for you'll draw no wages in
- the meantime. I'm still waiting to know why you're here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you'd not reduced wages, maybe we'd not be here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. That's it, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes, that's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will it make you happy if I put the wages up again?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It won't make us happy. There's been no happy weavers since
- machines came in.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Is that what you want? Wages back at the old level?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No. We want more. The old level isn't good enough. Eight shillings
- a week won't keep a man, let alone a man's family.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. We give your families work. You men aren't the only wage-earners.
- Even your children can come to us and be paid. We not only keep them away
- from mischief at home, but we pay them for it. (<i>Rising.</i>) You can
- take that answer back. We want willing workers and if you'll go away and
- be satisfied with the old wages, we'll try to pay them, though it's little
- less than ruin for the manufacturers.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>scornfully</i>). This looks a ruined house, and you look badly
- fed and all with your wine, and your servants, and your money to build
- another factory. To hell with your eight shillings! We want ten.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. And we want cent, per cent, profits, my man, only we don't get them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>sternly</i>). This is no time for jesting, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I wasn't jesting. Ten shillings a week is what we want.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Ten is out of the question.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've made double ten with my old hand-loom. Where's the good of
- factories to us if that's what they bring us to?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy rises with his drawings comes round to John and gives it him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>laughing</i>). Ha! Very good. I didn't know you drew.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I've had practice lately. Drawing plans for my new factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>John passes it on to Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>glancing at it</i>). Pssh! (<i>To men.</i>) Well, that's what
- you're here for, is it? Ten shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. We offer eight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then I warn you there'll be consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We're ready for your consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I've told you to hold your tongue. (<i>Reasonably.</i>)
- We've made a big concession, Kelsall. Martin. You'll make a bigger if you
- want us satisfied. John. We do want you satisfied. We want this valley
- peaceful and contented.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then you know what to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Suppose we talk it over and give you an answer to-morrow?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. We've come here for an answer to-night, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Very well. Stay here and we'll come back with an answer. Come
- into the other room, Mr. Heppenstall. (<i>The men give way sullenly.</i>)
- Come, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Heppenstall passes out, as Ephraim holds door open. Guy catches
- Ephraim at door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do you want your silver stolen?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I'd trust Matt Butterworth with everything I own.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And the others?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Matt will be there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Guy and Ephraim. Neither thinks of Ruth, who now rises from her
- chair by fire, crosses, and speaks with Matthew, while the rest appreciate
- the fire and examine curiously the fire-irons, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, what are you doing with these men? Matthew. Mind your own
- business, my lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I am minding it. I'm minding Guy. If anything happens to Guy, I
- shall hold you responsible. Matthew. Guy has the remedy in his own hands.
- Ruth. The remedy's in your hands. You have influence with the men. See how
- they wanted you on their side. They came to you at home before I married.
- They'll listen to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've no great influence, Ruth. I'm one of the crowd. Martin
- Kelsall's the man they listen to.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>glancing at the three who are now gathered round the drawing
- Ephraim left on table</i>). Yes. I'm going to talk to Martin. But not
- here. I sent him a message to-night. Can you do nothing, father?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I can do nothing but what's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Violence is never right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Oh, yes, it is. Often. I've counselled peace, but there's a time
- for war, and if the time comes, old as I am, I'll do my share.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>coming across with drawing</i>). Look here, Butter-worth. See
- that? He drew it. Guy Barlow drew that. That's what he thinks of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>taking it</i>). A drawing?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>pointing</i>). That's me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Nay, never.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I pin my waistcoat up that road 'cause all the world don't need to
- know I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>looking at drawing</i>). Yes. He's spotted that right enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>over Matthew's shoulder</i>). And that scarecrow's meant for
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>smiling in spite of himself</i>). Well, he's a clever drawer,
- Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. What is that writing, Matt? You can read.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>half turning away</i>). Yes, I can read.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth comes as if to try to secure the paper. Martin turns his shoulder
- to her and the three men surround Matthew as he stands C.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>reluctantly</i>). Something cruel, Joe. It's under your
- picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I can see that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Out with it Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No need to cry aloud the shame of what a young man does in his
- pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You think to shield him because he is your son-in-law. You are a
- traitor, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Best read it, Matt. We'll get it done outside, in any ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It isn't much. He's wrote "No shirt but dirt" below you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>as the group breaks up</i>). Dirt! If I'm dirty who's fault is
- that but his? I don't like dirt. I'd like to be clean like him. How can a
- man wash properly when his belly's crying out for bread and they've put
- the tax on soap? I'd like a shirt. I'm weaving yards and yards of Barlow's
- cloth and I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's wrong to make a jest of starving men. We've come to ask for
- fire for our hearths and clothes to cover our nakedness, and food for the
- children. We don't want fine raiment nor grand houses, nor wine like that.
- The simple things are good enough for us, and we come here to ask the
- masters for them, and all we get is a mocking picture and a cruel jest,
- and I'm sick and sorry that the son of Mr. Barlow and the husband of my
- lass should be the one that's done it. We're asking for the right to live,
- and all we get is contumely and shame.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>triumphantly</i>). That's brought you round at last. We'll have
- no more peace-preaching from you. You know now what they think of us.
- We're dogs and worse than dogs. Well, dogs can bite.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>her hand on Martin's arm</i>). Martin!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>roughly shaking her off</i>). I've no word for you. You've gone
- wrong. (<i>Moving.</i>) Let's clear away. No need to wait. We've got their
- answer here in this. (<i>Tapping picture in Matthew's hand.</i>) To-morrow
- night we'll meet up on the moors and march down on the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. I said I'd hear you frozen English sing the Marseillaise.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The moors!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's not a lawful thing to meet like that. Joe. Lawful! Who cares
- for the laws of London here? I'd take the Luddites' oath to-night, and
- that's an oath no man can dare to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Swear by your vacant concave belly, man. (<i>Tapping Joe's
- stomach.</i>) You'll find no stronger oath than that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. They'll have the law of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The law doesn't care for us. The law lets us starve. We've
- finished with palaver now. We've got to <i>do</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They are reaching the door when Ephraim, John and Guy enter by the
- opposite door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Where are you going?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We're tired of waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Come, come! We had to consider our answer. (<i>The men come back.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>closing door, l.</i>). Well, have you got your answer?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. Go back to your fellows and tell them this: We will raise
- wages to the old figure&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've refused that.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Let me finish, my man. And as to a further increase, when you've
- tried how you go on and we've all of us thought it over and feel a little
- calmer than we do now, well, we'll see if we can't do something more for
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You will see now if you mean to see at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. That's my last word, men. You've got a lot. Now go away and be
- reasonable.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And this is my last word, Mr. Barlow. You've refused, and refused
- with scorn.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Scorn? I've not&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. If you haven't, he has (<i>pointing at Guy</i>), and we know which
- of the pair is boss. You think you are, but we and Mr. Guy know better.
- He's boss and (<i>taking picture from Matthew</i>) he calls us dirty and
- makes insulting pictures of us for you to laugh at. We shan't do anything
- to-night. To-morrow night we're meeting on the moors. Look to your
- factory, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If I'm boss, listen to me. I've told you I believe in factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And I tell you you'll have no factory to believe in. We're tired
- of machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The machines are going on. Factories are going on. It's my life's
- work to push them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Then look to your life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The system's going on. It may break men in the making. It may break
- me. But, by God, I'll break you first. Ideas are greater than men. They
- conquer men. You can burn and kill and scotch the system <i>here</i>, but
- the idea will go on in spite of you and anything you rioters can do to us.
- You can crush us perhaps, but you can't kill the idea. Factories will
- spring up and men will live and die for them and roll themselves against
- them like waves against the rocks, but the factories are permanent because
- the world is crying for our cloth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. And I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A shirt! The world doesn't care for you. It's cloth by the hundred
- thousand yards they want. It's not your petty wants the system cares
- about. It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then to hell with the system. We're petty, and, as you say, we
- can't do much. We can't stop factories being built elsewhere. But we can
- stop them here. We're broken men, but our spirit isn't broken yet. You've
- set up your last machine. Your system may be all you think, but men come
- first.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your men or mine?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The men you've driven desperate. The starving, ragged men with
- wives and children hunger-mad, with everything to win and nowt to lose.
- It's men like that that win. Men with the choice of fighting hard or dying
- slow. Men with a bitter hatred in their hearts and knowledge in their
- heads that machinery's the cause of all. Men fighting for themselves
- against the men that fight for money and for you. Your hired bullies won't
- last long. We know they're there, and know we'll see them run.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>soberly</i>). You'll waste your blood. You may waste life. I've
- got men there. I don't deny it. And I ask you not to break yourselves
- against them. You're thinking me a coward, but it isn't that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>sneering</i>). Oh? What is it then?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's that I <i>know</i>. I won't be you and it won't be I who will
- win this fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It must be one of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. We may have ups and downs, but the system will conquer us both.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. To-morrow night your factory will burn. We meet up on the moors,
- not tens or twenties of us, but every man of Barlow's and of
- Heppenstall's, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And we'll be glad to see you. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>to Ephraim</i>). Mr. Barlow&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>shaking his head</i>). My son speaks for me, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Martin, Henri, Joe, Matthew.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The blazing fools! To give away their meeting-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. The moors are wide.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They meet beneath the quarry. I know their place. We'll get them
- there. One good surprise attack and we shall hear no more of meetings.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, you're going into danger.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not I while there are redcoats to fight my battles for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Soldiers!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What else are soldiers for? I ride to Blackburn barracks to-night.
- We'll teach these rioters a lesson that they'll not forget. Write me the
- summons to the barracks, father. You're a magistrate.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It's a heavy responsibility, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A flaming factory's the alternative.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Pass me the paper.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sits at table and writes, John bending over him. Guy goes to
- fireplace, takes a pair of spurs from mantel and straps them on. Ruth
- follows him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, must you ride yourself? Can't you send somebody you trust?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>grimly</i>). I'm sending somebody I trust.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's dangerous.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Rioting's a dangerous pastime&mdash;for the rioters.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>appealingly</i>). But soldiers in the valley, Guy! You'll never
- be forgiven. It always will be war between you and the weavers if you
- bring soldiers here. They'll be revenged.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>straightening his back and taking the second spur, bending to put
- it on</i>). Meantime, I've got to save the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And I have got to save the factory and you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>tensely</i>). Can I do nothing, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>holding out the paper, without rising</i>). The summons, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>replying to Ruth</i>). Yes. You can pass me the summons.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He bends, fastening the spur. Ruth goes slowly to Ephraim, takes the
- paper and hesitates as if intending to tear it, then jerks her head and
- takes it to Guy, who accepts, straightening himself and pocketing it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ah! That's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>who has been filling three wine glasses, rising with glass</i>).
- Here's to your ride, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coming to table and filling a fourth glass</i>). I'll give you a
- better toast than that. The factory. (<i>Passing Ruth glass.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. (John and Guy). Ruth! (<i>drinking together</i>). The factory. (<i>Ruth
- hesitates, meets Guy's eye until he masters her.</i>) Ruth. The factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She gulps as if taking poison. Guy drinks his glass off and goes to
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>A rough road terminates in the quarry whose hewn crags rise high at the
- right. Below them, behind the road is an old shed of planks, open to the
- front. To the left, the quarrying has caused a steep dip. The road ends,
- the rock descends to it and beyond, so that the opposite side of the
- valley below is visible, seen dimly in the night. Gorse and heather grow
- over the deserted workings. There is no moon, but the lighting is
- sufficiently strong for faces to be seen.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Ruth, warmly clad, sits on a stone by the shed, a lighted lantern at
- her feet. After a moment, Martin, without greatcoat, enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>as he comes</i>). Are you there, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I am here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising, nervously</i>). I had begun to fear you would not come.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I know I'm late. To-night I'd work to do, for once in my useless
- life.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't be bitter, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The bitterness is past. My work is done, well done. I came when I
- was free to come, Mrs. Barlow. Ruth. Is it to be names like that between
- us two? Martin. I don't know what there is between us two, save that I got
- a message from your mother to meet you here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I chose this place because we used to meet here often.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. In happier days.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I chose it to remind you of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). I don't need to be reminded. I'm striving to
- forget. I want to kill their memory and I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I thought you had.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And why?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What has last night to do with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It seemed to me last night that you'd forgotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It always seems to me that you forget.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I? It's you forget. Forget our hope of happiness together and why we
- gave it up, forget the terms on which I gave myself to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Your plan, your terms. Not mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We both agreed that it was best.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Well, if we did? Now you've had your way, now you are Guy Barlow's
- wife? Have you done anything? Does the plan work, or&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>interrupting</i>). It all takes time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin moves impatiently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- And you agreed to that. That it would take time. That I was to be given my
- chance. And now, last night, you spoilt it all. You&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>harshly</i>). Your plan's been tried and failed. You've done
- nothing. Less than nothing. Things have gone worse&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And if they have&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. They have.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Will what you're doing help? Are threats of violence better?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No. But we don't threaten.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>surprised</i>) Not threaten!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>coolly</i>). We burn the factory to-night. And if your&mdash;husband
- tries to interfere, so much the worse for him. (<i>Producing pistol from
- pocket.</i>) There's food and drink for many a day gone to the buying of
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin! A pistol! You!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. He talks of putting up another factory. (<i>Grimly.</i>) It's
- going to stop at talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A pistol! (<i>Coaxing.</i>) I've never had a pistol in my hand. Let
- me feel it, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>replacing it</i>). They're dangerous toys.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But I'll hold it by the handle.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It's safer where it is. It's no good, Ruth You haven't wheedled
- Guy Barlow into being soft with us, and you won't wheedle me into being
- soft with him. You're no great hand at wheedling for all your pretty face.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>feigning indignation</i>). Oh, do you think it's Guy I care
- about?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>drily</i>). I think somehow it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You have no right&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What else am I to think? For all these months I get no word from
- you. Your mother talks of nothing but your happiness with him. I know
- you're living there in luxury with him, and I see you dressed the way you
- are. What can I think but that he's won you round?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not a cat to be won over with caresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You always fancied finery.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Finery! It's good for finery to bring it on the moors to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It keeps you warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. So does my fire. And yet I've left my fire I'm here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why are you here?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To see you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Only that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What else?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why do you choose this night of all the nights that have gone by
- since&mdash;since we made our plan and you took him for husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To-night's the first since yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why yesterday?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You sent a message by my mother. She gave it to me yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'd forgotten that. So much has happened since.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then you should trust me all the more. I'm here in spite of all. I'm
- risking everything to come to tell you what you do is wrong, utterly,
- hopelessly wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What do you risk?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I risk my plan. Let Guy find out I meet you, and where's my chance
- of influencing him? Where's my reward for sending you away? I risk my
- life, my hope, my all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>sceptically</i>). It sounds a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It is a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Well, I too take risks to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, greater than you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ah!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But you shall not take them. That's why I'm here. To stop you.
- You'll ruin all if this goes on to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We'll ruin his factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll bring black ruin on yourselves. Oh, listen to me, Martin. I
- know. I know. Guy's got the soldiers coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>eagerly</i>). They're coming <i>here?</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. Didn't you say you all met here below to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Soldiers, Martin. Can you fight soldiers?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. After to-night there'll be no factory to fight about.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There always will be factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes? So he said last night. But we know better.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There will, there will. They'll build others, and while they're
- building you'll be starving, and when they're built, do you think there'll
- be work for you or my father or any man who lifts a hand to-night? You'll
- all be hanged or rotting in some gaol, and wages for the rest lower than
- ever to pay them out for the doings of this night. Don't do it, Martin.
- Leave Guy to me. I'll manage him, but I must bide my time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And meantime we must live a living death. A bullet's better, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, maybe better for the few they hit. Death's not important. Think
- of the others who'll live on. Don't be selfish, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Selfish! I'm doing all for others. I don't care for myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You do. You care to be the leader. You care for your pride, the
- pride that won't let you draw back because you dare not seem to have an
- afterthought, the pride that's going to strew that valley with the ruined
- lives of men and corpses of the dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I can't draw back now. It's too late, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's never too late. (<i>Suddenly terrified.</i>) You <i>are</i>
- their leader, Martin? They won't do anything without your word?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I am their leader, Ruth. To-night's plan is mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then so long as you stay here nothing can happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I shan't stay long.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will. I've got you and I mean to keep you here. Thank God, I
- came.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You've come, but I've told you it's too late now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, no, it's not. You can't deceive me, Martin. I know this is the
- meeting-place. I heard you all say so last night. The moors below the
- quarry. Are the men there, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There are men there. Listen.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Faintly, the strains of the Marseillaise are heard from below l., and
- with them the barking of dogs.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- The song that Henri Callard brought from France and made into an English
- song to put the spirit of a revolution into us. The song of life and hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, Martin, the song of death.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Perhaps it is, for Barlow's bullies at the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin, don't go. Don't give the word. For my sake, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The song is calling.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Are we English to be French and lose our senses for a song? Is all
- that you and I have said and done to go for naught?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ruth, tell the truth
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Is it you and I or you and that other?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Other?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You know whom I mean. Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I love him, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. At last! The truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I love him, and you're going to kill my husband. If when you said
- you couldn't lose the memory of me you spoke the truth, you'll spare him,
- Martin. You won't go down amongst those men and lead them to the factory.
- I tried my best to carry out our plan. You told me that he wouldn't marry
- me, but I made him do it. And afterwards I tried. I did try, Martin. Only
- Guy's my husband and I love him now. I've learnt to love him till my
- love's the greatest thing in all the world. Don't kill him, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It will not be killing, Ruth. It won't be murder if a bullet finds
- its way in Guy Barlow's heart. Not murder, but an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean to kill him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Not man's vengeance, Ruth, but God's.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean to murder him. What shall I do? (<i>Changing her tone.</i>)
- Martin, you loved me once. Is that love dead?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Dead? Love needs nourishment and you have starved my love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What if I said I'm here to nourish it? Would you go down there then?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Nourish? How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>holding up lantern</i>). Am I still beautiful, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes. So Guy Barlow thinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Delilah!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Was Delilah married?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i> The Marseillaise is heard again, more loudly. Below l., torches
- appear. Martin's attention is attracted.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't look down there. They're singing. Let them sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And if I stay?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth makes a gesture of surrender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- You mean it, Ruth?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I mean&mdash;everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My God, you're beautiful! (<i>Harshly.</i>) Put out the lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Give me your pistol first.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My pistol?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>A pause. Martin takes it out, half offers it, then, with a suspicious
- look, gives it her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth blows it out. As Martin draws her towards the shed, voices are
- heard.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm convinced your men won't be needed, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We shall soon see.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim, Guy and Captain Lascelles, a youngish officer. Guy has
- a lantern which he places on the ground.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Personally I fancy we shall show you a little sport.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Sorry sport, Mr. Barlow. I fought the French with a relish.
- They're our natural foes. But this setting English at English goes against
- the grain with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Excellent sentiments, Captain Lascelles.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>). I used to think the whole duty of a soldier was to
- fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. The duty of a soldier is to obey orders. That, sir, is why I am
- at the disposal of your father, who represents the civil authority. But
- I've no stomach for firing on unarmed men.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The Marseillaise and the dogs are heard.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Listen! That's very near.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. So are the singers. Look there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Epiiraim and Guy look over with him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Torches! There's a big crowd there. Why didn't we hear them?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. We came uphill. The hill cut off the sound.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Dogs? What are the dogs for?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>well satisfied</i>). Well, Captain, like it or not, you'll have
- warm work to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. To be candid with you, I don't like it at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You make me alter my opinion of the British officer.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Sir! I saw service in the Peninsular and I was under fire at
- Waterloo&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. But a handful of scarecrow weavers is too much for you because
- they're English.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. A few are not, Mr. Barlow. But those torches don't indicate a
- few, but a very much larger number than I have force to cope with.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>timidly</i>). There certainly is a great number.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Captain</i>). In other words, you shirk your duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>controlling himself</i>). I don't want to quarrel with a
- civilian. (<i>Turning to Ephraim.</i>) Am I to get my men into position,
- sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>hesitating</i>). Well&mdash;their number is certainly
- alarming. (<i>Turning to Guy for a lead.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>curtly</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>to Captain</i>). If you please, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Very well. You've a copy of the Riot Act with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>nervously</i>). Yes. I hope I shall not have to read it.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That is for you to decide.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. (<i>Calling.</i>) Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by the shed</i>). One minute, sir. There's a smell of tallow here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>without suspicion</i>). Your lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That didn't smell before.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>impatiently</i>). The torches below there, then. The wind
- would carry their reek.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. Only there doesn't happen to be a wind. Captain (<i>suspicious
- now</i>). The shed?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>picking up lantern</i>). I'll see.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He holds up lantern, disclosing Ruth and Martin at opposite ends of
- the shed.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- There's no one there. Must have been our lantern. What did you want,
- father?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, hadn't we better leave it? I don't want bloodshed. They're
- decent fellows at heart, and we don't know they mean to attack. I can't
- believe it of them. Wait till they do and use the soldiers to guard the
- factory. Guy. What's the use of waiting till they attack? Take them here
- unprepared and you make a thorough job of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes: only I can't promise to take them unprepared.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why not? Have I to teach you your business? Get your men round them
- in the dark and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. It won't be dark. The clouds will be off the moon soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sarcastically</i>). Then as Nature won't assist you, Captain,
- you'll have to draw upon the great store of military tactics you no doubt
- acquired in your numerous campaigns. How long will it take to get your men
- placed between that crowd and the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Oh, say ten minutes. The moon will be clear before then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I hope it won't. They'll run like hares at the sight of a uniform,
- and I want them taught a lesson they'll not forget in a hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>picking up lantern</i>). Shall we go?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. I'll join you below.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Join? Aren't you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In a minute. For the moment I have business here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. What business are we to imagine that can keep you here alone?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You can imagine any business you like. You can imagine me praying for
- the British Army when it is officered by men like you, but, at any rate,
- you can leave me here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>sneering</i>). Yes. You'll be quite out of danger here, Mr.
- Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>appealingly</i>). Gentlemen!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Captain</i>). Hadn't you better look after your men? Your ten
- minutes are flying.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>turning to go</i>). I shall deal with you afterwards.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>smoothly</i>). With pleasure. My business is to deal in cotton
- cloth with all comers. I don't discriminate.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Pah! Shopman!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Captain and Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by shed</i>). Come out.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin and Ruth emerge, Martin crosses l. and looks down.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes. It's steep, isn't it? You'll not escape that way unless you've wings.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Escape? I don't want to escape.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're looking for a way.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'm looking at the great crowd your father saw.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. You've brought your ragamuffins out, but you'll find it a
- tougher job to make them fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I don't intend to let those lads down there fight soldiers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>barring the way, though Martin doesn't move</i>). And I don't
- intend to let you warn them. You're going to stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>limply</i>). I can shout.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why don't you? Shout till you brast your lungs, my lad. It won't
- carry downhill.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>acquiescing very easily</i>). Then you must do your butcher's
- handiwork. (<i>With energy.</i>) Butchers! Yes. That's just the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ah! So you do know when you're beaten. Well, Kelsall, as you heard
- while you were eavesdropping, I've ten minutes to fill in. Ten minutes
- isn't long. There's no margin for lies.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The truth about your factory is the last thing you'll listen to.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The truth about my wife is what I'm waiting for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Hadn't you better ask her?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't question my wife before a workman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Shall I leave you? (<i>But he doesn't move.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You don't seem in any hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>easily</i>). No. The time for that is past. I've stayed here
- too long for going now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Thank God, then I've succeeded.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coldly</i>). Succeeded? How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've kept him here until the danger passed. He meant to burn the
- factory and murder you. He told me so and I&mdash;I kept him here. I've
- played with him. I've&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You played with fire, and it's not your fault you haven't burnt
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>to Guy</i>). What did it matter what I said? I've saved your
- life. I've kept him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. How did you get him here?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I sent for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why should he come for your sending?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You don't question your wife before a workman, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. You're right. This can wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, I sent because last night I heard him threaten you. I wanted to
- persuade him&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your methods of persuasion are peculiar.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They kept him here. That was what I had to do. At any cost to keep
- him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth, I begin to think that reading Byron isn't good for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why put it on to Byron? Hasn't his noble Lordship sins enough of
- his own?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, don't you see? He's the men's leader.
- </p>
- <p>
- They won't do anything without him. He told me that. That they would wait
- for him to give the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I told you that it was too late. I came up here to-night without
- imperilling my plans. It didn't matter that (<i>snapping his fingers</i>)
- how long you kept me here. Succeeded! The only thing you've succeeded in
- is in arousing your husband's suspicions.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Be careful, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I've nothing to be careful about. I could be at Jericho for all
- the difference it'll make.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You told me you were their leader.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The leader of a movement is the brain of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Brain is scarcer than brawn, and therefore&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Therefore it skulks up here in safety.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, that's what that soldier said to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy makes a threatening gesture.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, but he's wrong, of course. You don't suppose Lord Wellington was in
- the firing line at Waterloo? He left fools like your soldier friend to
- feed the powder. A leader's business is direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Am I to understand that you direct? You? Martin (<i>quietly</i>). I
- have directed. In no long time I hope to see the fruits of my direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Down there? (<i>Pointing l.</i>) There'll be a crop of broken heads
- if that's the fruit you're looking for. Martin. I'm looking up, not down.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Up?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A sign in the heavens.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>bewildered</i>). The heavens!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>passionately</i>). Don't you believe in heaven? Sometimes I
- don't. I find it difficult to believe in a just God who lets you live and
- lets your machinery be made and lets you starve your weavers. But I have
- faith to-night, Guy Barlow, a mighty faith in the all-seeing God who's
- brought us face to face, oppressor and oppressed, avenger and&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>as Martin approaches Guy</i>). Be careful, Guy, he means to do
- you harm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>gently putting her aside</i>). My dear Ruth, I'm quite convinced
- you read too much. Romance and Mrs. Radcliffe are fitting for your
- withdrawing-room, but please don't bring them out of doors. You told me
- once romance was dangerous for women. I find it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But he was armed. Thank God, I've got his pistol.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>losing temper</i>). You got his pistol! Confound you, what did you
- do that for? I can't shoot the fellow in cold blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you needn't scruple. Life's no use to a weaver in Barlow's
- factory, and my work is finished now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Ruth</i>). Give it him back.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll fight together if I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do as I tell you, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth holds out the pistol to Martin, who doesn't take it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I warn you this is murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You shouldn't carry firearms if you're not competent to use them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The murder is of you. This is my night, Guy Barlow. You've had the
- power to starve and sweat the weavers of the valley, but the tide has
- turned at last. The luck's on my side now, and if we fight and one of us
- should fall, it won't be I that has to die to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH, You shall not fight. This pistol's mine, I won it from you. I do
- what I like with my own. (<i>She flings it down the cliff. It is heard to
- strike and rebounding, strike again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Rebellion is in the air to-night. You've caught the prevalent
- disease, my Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, this man means to kill you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I mean to kill this man. But I've a scruple that prevents my shooting
- down an unarmed man.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You're both safe then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not while my pistol's left. He seems to think the luck is on his
- side. We'll put that to the test by tossing for the first shot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But he might win.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That will decide the point at issue. Luck will be on his side. You've
- got your chance now, Kelsall. (<i>Taunting him.</i>) What was it?
- Oppressor and oppressed, avenger and avenged?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My God, I wish I had your coolness.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Blood will tell, you know. Do you accept? Martin (<i>in a rush</i>).
- Yes, I accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Good. Shall I spin a coin or you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I don't bring money out. It's scarce with me. Guy. Then I provide
- both pistol and coin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And corpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're getting back your spirit. Will you call?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He spins a coin. Ruth puts her foot on it as it falls. At the same
- time the moon lights up the scene.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now that's really very thoughtful of the moon. The target will be visible,
- and we can see the coin as soon as you remove your foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I shall not remove my foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And Kelsall quite forgot to call. He's too busy shivering.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'm cold.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>taking another coin, spinning and catching rapidly</i>). This
- time, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>looking</i>). The pistol's yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin crosses doubtfully and takes it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh yes, it's loaded.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>facing Martin, covering Guy, melodramatically</i>) Martin, you'll
- shoot him through my body.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm sure that's out of Mrs. Radcliffe, Ruth. It has the true romantic
- ring. Will you help me to tie her up, Kelsall? It's a bore to have to ask
- the favour, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're smiling and you're going to die.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's possible, but these cold nights do make a man's hand shake,
- don't they? Your luck may not be altogether in. The heavens do not send
- the sign you look for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. They sent the moon to shoot you by.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. Get out of the way, Ruth, unless you want to be tied up. Stand
- clear. This fellow's hand's so shaky he might hit you by mistake. Go
- ahead, Kelsall. Remember your wrongs and your faith and blaze away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>half raising the pistol, then dropping it</i>). I can't do it.
- It's the chance I've prayed for and I can't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh come, Kelsall. Remember what's expected of a leader of the men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>jerking up his head</i>). I've beaten you there. Yes, now I
- understand. I'm not afraid to shoot.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. My mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, I've a sweeter revenge than that, Shoot, and you'd never know
- the way that you've been fooled this night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You didn't shoot because you lacked the pluck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The thing I didn't lack was brain to outwit you and bring you on a
- fool's errand to the moors while&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Pausing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>alarmed</i>). While what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, while the moon came out and showed your military friends the
- truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The truth? What is the truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you shall know. I'm keeping you alive that you may know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What is it, you&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Captain and Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>entering</i>). Are you there, Barlow? (<i>Seeing him.</i>) Oh&mdash;&mdash;
- (<i>Saluting Ruth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Never mind these people. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Confound it, that's what <i>I</i> want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What are you doing here? Why aren't you down there surrounding those
- weavers?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Well, you see, the fact is, there are no weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Dogs, Guy. You remember I noticed the dogs.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Dogs? Have you both gone mad? My patience! What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>drawing him to look</i>). You see those torches?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>impatiently</i>). Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. But you can't see who's carrying them from here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't need to see. I know. It's the weavers' meeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Weavers! They're sheep, sir. Sheep with torches fastened to them
- and not a man in sight.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). You'll remember I said butchers was the right
- word.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep! But we heard singing;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A dozen men can make a noise. They'll have sore throats to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>ringingly</i>). Look up! I've got my sign in the heavens.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The sky is illuminated by the great leaping glare of a distant fire</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Fire!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. This is my night after all, Guy Barlow. The factory's ablaze.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT IV
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Later the same night. Scene as Act II. Wine and glasses on table. The
- curtains are drawn apart and the glare of the burning factory is seen.
- Ephraim and John are in the window.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. It's a sad sight, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. A sight I cannot bear to see. Shut it out. Shut it out. (<i>He
- draws curtains.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>John lays a sympathetic hand on his shoulder, and Ephraim goes slowly
- to chair by fireplace.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- I built it, Heppenstall, the first factory in these parts, fifteen years
- ago, and there it's stood through all these years a monument of
- enterprise, until I'd grown to love the very stone of it. They mocked me
- when I put it up. They called it Barlow's Folly. But I knew. I knew
- machinery had come to stay, and now new factories are springing up, and
- building one to-day is not the same great thing it was. The glamour's
- gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. But you'll rebuild.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy will rebuild. I doubt if I shall care for what he does. This
- night has broken me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Come, come, now, don't give way like that. Ephraim. It's easy talk
- for you. Your factory is sound. They've left it standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Aye. You were the scapegoats.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And all my business checked. Customers to disappoint. Connections
- broken and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They will come back to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And when? You can burn fast, but you rebuild slowly. And the
- misery, Heppenstall, the misery of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You're thinking of your men?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Aye and their families.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. A merciful man, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Oh, let the leaders swing for it. It's their desert. But all the
- others, just the heedless fools they've led astray. I'm sorry for them in
- the bitter days to come. Guy's been too hard on them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes. Guy's been hard. A wilful, headstrong man. But, hearkee,
- Barlow, I've a plan that will smooth out the crookedness for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. A plan?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You've been a rival of me, and your son has made the rivalry no
- pleasant thing. But you and I are friends, and sooner than see you suffer
- for your son, I'll run my place by night as well as day, and you can put
- your people there by night and keep faith with your customers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>rising</i>). Why, Heppenstall, that's generous.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. There's something in the doctrine which that fighting-cock of yours
- was preaching here last night. We manufacturers must cling together,
- Barlow, only he wanted us to cling to his policy and, by your leave, we'll
- cling to mine. It lets you satisfy your customers and keep your weavers
- living, and it gives me the chance of rapping Mr. Guy Barlow on the
- knuckles.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>timidly</i>). Do you think he'll let&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Why, man alive, I hope that you are master here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I shall take no pleasure in it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That old factory was like another son to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>in high spirits</i>). And a damned rickety child it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>good-humouredly</i>). You will get a new son, father A lusty son
- with new machinery in the guts of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It will not be my old factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No, by the Lord, it won't. It will be efficient. Come, father, bear
- up. We'll soon have that site covered up again with another son for you,
- and there's no love like the love of a man for the child of his old age.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It won't be my child, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then call it your grandson and dote upon him as a grandad should.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Is this a time for your jesting, Mr. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Maybe you think you've the laugh of me, Mr. Heppenstall, you with
- your factory unburnt. Wait till my new building is complete with all the
- last word in machinery, Look to your business then. I'll show you what a
- factory should be.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, you sound&mdash;almost&mdash;as if you are glad.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why not? We're well insured.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And our customers, meantime?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Customers? Fire breaks all contracts.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Not mine. Not while there exists a way of carrying them out.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is no way.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You'll pardon me, there is. I have offered your father the use of my
- factory by night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. By night? We should lose money. There would be you to pay, and
- weaving by candlelight is expensive.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then let us lose money. I will carry out my contracts. And&mdash;think
- of the weavers, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Let them starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I won't. I will hang the leaders. But the rest shall live.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They will live somehow. When we want them again, they will be there.
- Meantime, they shall be punished.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I say they shall not, and by our good friend's help they need not
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Our good friend is to run his factory by day and night and take his
- profit out of us. So much for friendship.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. He must certainly be compensated for turning his place upside
- down.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why turn it upside down?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. For the sake of the weavers whom I will not desert.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Did I burn their livelihood? No. They did. Let them suffer for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I have to remind you again that I am the head of the firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Very well, then. I break my connection with the firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy! Barlow &amp; Son.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In future there will be two firms. The first is a charitable
- institution which penalizes itself to find work for riotous weavers who
- burn its factory. The second firm exists to make money.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You mustn't do that, Guy. Not the factory and the firm on one
- black night. I can't stand both.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then the firm goes on on my terms.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You mustn't leave me, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Very well. Barlow &amp; Son decline your offer with thanks, Mr.
- Heppenstall. (<i>He turns to table, pours wine and drinks.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Barlow, do you mean to tell me&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I give him best, Heppenstall. The lad is a stronger man than I
- am. Henceforth I am a looker-on.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>seated at table</i>). Father, hand me those plans.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Plans, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The new factory, man. Do you think there's time to waste? (<i>He
- finds pistol uncomfortable in his pocket, takes out and puts on table.</i>)
- Hah! That's finished with. I use a stronger weapon. This. (<i>Taking up
- pen and bending over the plans which Ephraim has put before him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Come away, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. Yes. I think&mdash;(<i>he follows John haltingly to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Ephraim and John. Guy is busy with the plans. Enter Ruth
- quickly. She closes door and leans against it, panting.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>not looking up</i>). I am busy, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, they have got my father. The soldiers, Guy. They've got my
- father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still bending</i>). Yes, I can hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. My father!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>leaning back in chair</i>). Why not? Your father joined the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What will they do to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The law has a strong arm, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Fools pay for their folly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>coming to him</i>). Guy, Guy, you will not let my father&mdash;&mdash;
- Oh&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Captain Lascelles has charge of all the prisoners till they are
- handed over to the civil authorities. If you wish to communicate with any
- of them, you must apply to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But&mdash;Guy&mdash;they say the prisoners will be hanged.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's more than likely.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And my father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising and standing with hack to fire</i>). Arson is a hanging
- matter, Ruth. If your father chose to be a riotous incendiary, he must pay
- the penalty.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>standing by table</i>). Guy, don't you love me?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I have loved you, Ruth. I find you are the kind of woman men do love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There was a man to-night, Ruth, upon the moors.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That? But you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I am waiting to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I went to save your life from him. I heard him speak in here, last
- night, when you and Mr. Heppenstall had gone in there, and he&mdash;he
- threatened and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Threatened! He! And if he did, do you imagine it a woman's job to
- guard my life?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He threatened and he meant to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And what had you to do with him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That is all over now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It may be, but it has left its mark. Why did you go to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I went because of what is past. Before I knew you, Guy, I knew him
- and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You went to beg my life. From him, your lover, Martin Kelsall!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. He was my lover once.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A fine strong lover for you, wife of mine. A brave, grand lover,
- Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, you outfaced him in the quarry there. I saw the fear he had for
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The starveling rat.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, starveling and a coward when he met you face to face, you with
- your strength and he an ill and starving man. Maybe it's easy for a strong
- man to be brave, but, in the end, he won. His starveling brain had made a
- plan. His&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Damn him. Do you defend him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, Guy, I don't defend. I prove him dangerous. I prove that when I
- went, I went with reason. I prove that if he fooled me there, he fooled
- you here. The factory is burnt.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I am not talking of the factory just now. It's you I'm talking of.
- You say you prove him dangerous. You do. You say he fooled you there, me
- here. I am not certain that he did not fool us both at once, up there.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy! But I told you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You came in time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In time for what? I want to know. It seems to me that you were ready&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I was ready, ready then and there to save your life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. At the price&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To save your life. You see, I loved you, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You loved me!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Could I have proved it more?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is a price which no man pays for life. You got his pistol from
- him. How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. By promising. And then you came. Guy, Guy, I loved you and I wanted
- you to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The quarry cliff is steep. I should have died.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Come here, Ruth. Look at me. Look into my eyes and tell me that
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She comes to him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I should have died. Death's easy, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. I believe you now. (<i>From her.</i>) By heaven, what a fool you
- are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A loving fool, then, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY, A fool in love's the worst of fools. There, there it's over, Ruth.
- But Kelsall? Yes, I've got Kelsall. Kelsall shall pay for this.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They'll hang him, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh yes, they'll hang what's left.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What's left?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. When I have done with Martin Kelsall, the gallows will be welcome to
- the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Be careful, Ruth, or you will have me doubting you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And there's my father, Guy. Is he to hang as well?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You come of a race of fools.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I believe that you can save him, Guy. For my sake, won't you let
- that old man live. My father, Guy? Your father's friend when they were
- young together.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Come here, Ruth. I'll strike a bargain with you. (<i>He sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A bargain?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, for your father's neck. We mustn't let our father hang, must we,
- my pretty?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. If what you want is in my power to grant&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's in your power. We'll have a straightening out of things, my
- girl. They've got askew, and this night's work of yours is just the last
- knot that you'll tie. You meddle, girl. You are come of weavers' stock and
- weavers tend to meddling. You used to ask me questions, you worried me
- about the factory. I stopped your asking, but I didn't change your ways.
- You kept them, saved them up for this fine piece of meddling of to-night.
- Now Ruth, it's this. You're my wife. You're Mrs Barlow, not Ruth
- Butterworth. Your thoughts should be of my making, not your father's. You
- will give up attending other people's business and attend your own. Maybe
- if you had done that earlier we should have seen by now some sign of what
- I'm looking for from you. You know what that is, lass. I want an heir.
- Give me obedience, my Ruth, bear me a son, and this night's work shall be
- forgotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And, my father?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your father shall escape the hangman, Ruth. What do you say to me?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I&mdash;I will be your slave. (<i>She sinks at his feet in utter
- surrender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You will be my wife. You won't ask questions. You will know that what
- I do is good because I do it, and the sooner you bring me an heir the
- better I shall be pleased with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That is in God's hand, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Aye, but meddling women make bad mothers, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I will not meddle more. I'll be your&mdash;your wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Captain Lascelles. Ruth struggles up.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Oh, I&mdash;I beg your pardon&mdash;I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising and pouring wine</i>). Come in, Captain, come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Captain closes door and advances.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN, a loving cup. I apologize to the British Army and congratulate
- you on the round-up. (<i>Holding glass out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>taking glass</i>). Why, thank you, Mr. Barlow. Here's your
- health, sir. To your eyes, madam.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>drinking</i>). A very gallant piece of work, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit at table. Ruth is by fire, looking into it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Gallant? Nay, to my mind, sir, the policing of your valley is no
- work for a man of Wellington's. It is a sorry soldier who takes pleasure
- in the harrying of half-starved weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. All work well done is good work, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I do not share your pleasure in this night. And let me tell you,
- sir, your father's with me in the view I take.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. My father? Aye, old men resent a change, especially a change that is
- forced on them. But for myself, why, good out of evil, captain. A new
- factory, up to date in every detail with new machines to cut my wage list
- down, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Do you think it's safe to build again?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Safe?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes. Will they let you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The weavers? Man, they'll help.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Will they now?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They will come and ask to be allowed to help They'll sit round
- watching stone go on to stone and thank their God for every story raised.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That's not their mood to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To-night they have a supper in them, They'll be starving then.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>without turning</i>). Starving!
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. You are somewhat drastic, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, sir, and are not you? In the army you've the noble institution
- of flogging to keep your men to heel. We can't flog weavers. It's against
- the law and so we have to keep them disciplined by other means. And now,
- captain, about your prisoners.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You would count them carefully? Suppose, I mean, that one were
- missing. Would you take it very much to heart?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. On the contrary, sir, I should be glad to see the whole lot go.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What, all of them? And go away with nothing to show for your night's
- work?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I don't regard this as a creditable night, Mr. Barlow. Your
- father was saying just now that the simplest way is to let them all
- escape. They will have had the scare of their lives and are not likely to
- forget the lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>turning to Guy</i>). Oh, if you would!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>ignoring her</i>). And what did you say?
- </p>
- <p>
- The Northerners
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I agreed with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're a man of heart, Captain. Only you would be cashiered.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I would risk cashiering. And I may remind you, sir, that it is
- not you, but your father, who's the magistrate.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I speak here for my father. We settled that between us half an hour
- ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That's true. He sent me to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. On your errand of&mdash;mercy?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Captain, oblige me by sending two of your prisoners
- here. Butterworth and Kelsall. One of them may escape. He is my wife's
- father.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>rising</i>). Your wife's father! I'm sorry, Mrs. Barlow. I had
- so few men that I had to bind the prisoners, and your father must be
- pinioned like the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. He acted like the rest. I will see to his bindings, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. And as to the other question?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What other?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Letting them all escape.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is no other question.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Your father, sir&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your duty, Captain Lascelles, is to hand your prisoners to the
- authorities to be dealt with as the law provides. Meanwhile, send me the
- men I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Captain Lascelles. Guy sits to his plans. After a moment Ruth
- comes to him and touches his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>not looking up</i>). Don't go, Ruth. I want you here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I was not going, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then oblige me by silence. These plans of mine must reach an
- architect to-morrow. (<i>Takes knife from pocket and erases something on
- plan.</i>) And the new machinery must be ordered to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, how soon will the new factory be built?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still at work</i>). With luck, six months, if frost does not hold
- up the masons.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Six months. Six wintry months and in the mean time all the weavers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Those who are not hanged will be starving for their sins. I've told
- you to keep quiet, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have kept quiet, Guy, kept quiet while you made me love you like
- your dog because you warmed my body well and fed me till my eyes were
- closed with fat and all my will was lulled to sleep. I asked you questions
- of the factory, and when you gave me poetry books to read, I read them and
- forgot. You told me not to meddle and I have obeyed. I gave up asking
- questions till in all the valley there was none more ignorant than me.
- Than me, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Than you who made a bargain with me here. Is this
- your way of keeping it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, let me ask you things. If it is the last time, for just this
- once, be kind and tell me what you mean to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If it is the last time? Ruth, I keep my bargains. There is your
- father's life at stake.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Still, I must know. For the sake of our future, Guy, I must know
- what you mean to do. I have been quiet, Guy. I will again. I might have
- spoken now while Captain Lascelles spoke with you. I kept my silence then,
- But tell me, Guy. It's you who are the master now? You, not your father?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It is I.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Lord of the Valley. Master of their lives. Guy, Guy, what will you
- do with them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Break them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Your father would be merciful.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Old men grow soft with age.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Have you not broken them enough? Have they not starved for you till
- desperation made them turn and do the deed they did to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They did the deed. They turned. Therefore they are not broken, Ruth.
- But, by the Lord, they're going to be. I'll have them meek. I'll crush
- their spirits till their children's children rue the day their fathers
- tried to thwart Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. You can do it. You've the strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And the power. The dogs don't know their master yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You can do it, Guy. But will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Will I?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Hear me. A woman can't do much. A woman's handicapped. But what she
- can do, Guy, all that I'll do&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Where is your bargain now?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I made a bargain, didn't I? I bargained for my father's life.
- My life for his.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your&mdash;life?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I said I'd be your slave. I said that I would give you sons. I said
- I would not ask you questions.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you have asked. You have asked and had your answers, For the last
- time, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I shall ask no more. I shall&mdash;&mdash;Guy. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter soldier with Matthew and Martin, whose wrists are bound behind
- their backs.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SOLDIER. Captain Lascelles' orders, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Thank you. You may go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Soldier salutes and goes. Ruth snatches knife from table and cuts
- Matthew's bonds.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, you shall not be bound.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>watching cynically and firmly taking knife from her.</i>) No. Our
- father must not be in bonds, must he? But we will stop there, Ruth. It is
- not Kelsall's turn just yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I am not wishful to be treated differently from the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No? And yet, do you know, Father-in-law Butterworth, you are going to
- be. Martyrs are going cheap to-night. I have another use than martyrdom
- for you. Matthew. Well, seemingly, I'm in your hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You are precisely in my hands, Father-in-law. What would you say now
- if I let you go scot free for this?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>half-incredulously</i>). Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'd say the wench had talked to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. She has talked. And then, Butterworth? After I had let you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You want a promise from me? Well, I'll make you none until you
- put away from you the abomination of machinery. I'll fight till I can
- fight no more against your factories and ugliness. I'll fight for honest
- craftsmanship and joy and pride in work until there's not a factory left
- in the land, until we've made an end to all the makers and the users of
- machines that take the weaver's handiwork away, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>holding him back as he advances towards Guy</i>). Father! Guy has
- the power of life or death. You could be hanged for what you've done
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And dead men burn no factories, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Dead men can speak, speak from their graves back to the living,
- Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I have told you you are not to die. You're going to live, because I
- will it so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And ask me to submit?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't remember asking. I know you will submit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Never.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The door is there. Get out of it and go. You'll not be stayed. Go out
- and show yourself alive. Go out and prove to all the valley that Guy
- Barlow has the power of life or death.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. So that's the use you have for me. To show myself a coward, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To show yourself sent back to life by me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. To life! The life you send me to is not worth having.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Perhaps that's why I send you back to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No. I will&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will think of my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Go, Butterworth. There is still work for you to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. To take my life from him!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He will not taunt you with it, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>going impatiently to door and opening it</i>). Go, man, before I
- change my mind, and thank your God it's you I choose to take my message
- out&mdash;the message that Guy Barlow has the power to send men to the
- gallows or the loom. For you, the loom. For him, the gallows. Go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth goes with Matthew to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Go, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth, not you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Gently pushing Matthew out. He goes. Guy closes door, then crosses to
- window and throws curtains hack. Then turns bullyingly on Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, Martin Kelsall, do you like your handiwork? A pretty bonfire
- for a winter's night. Look at it, Kelsall. Drink it in, for it is like to
- be the last you'll see of earthly fire. They don't waste coal in jail.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I have two things will keep me warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You will need them both before the hangman fits a noose about your
- neck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Two things, Guy Barlow. Hatred. Hatred of you and satisfaction for
- to-night. We've made a clean sweep of your factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I could almost find it in my heart to shake your dirty hand for
- doing it. You've left the less to clear away before we can commence
- rebuilding.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Rebuilding!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why, did you think we'd sit down still and mourn? You will not live
- to see it, Kelsall, but there will be a grand new factory in six months'
- time. There'll be machines which eat up work as if they liked it. Machines
- to do the work of many men. They're cunning things, those new machines.
- They are not rebellious and a little child can guide them by the hand.
- Kelsall, I think a factory should have a name. I shall call mine the
- Phoenix Factory, because it's going to rise more glorious upon the ashes
- you have sown.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you can kill me&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I shall. I'm not like you. I'm not afraid to kill.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. But my work will go on.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It will. And shall I tell you what that work of yours will be? Death,
- Kelsall, Death and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, death for me, but for the others&mdash;those for whom I give
- my life&mdash;there will be&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There will be the slower death which you escape by hanging. They will
- thank you for it, won't they, Kelsall? While they starve, they'll bless
- your name for burning down the factory that brought them bread.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It did not bring them bread enough for life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, some of them will live the winter through and come to work my new
- looms in the spring. They'll be the strong men who survive, strong weavers
- for my factory and, by the Lord, they will be meek. They will have learnt
- the cost of yonder carnival. They&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Stop, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm telling you to stop your blasphemy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You asked me questions, Ruth. I thought you liked to listen to my
- plans.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I have asked you questions and I have my answer now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. True, but you interrupt me, Ruth. You interrupt my telling Mr.
- Kelsall of the future which he will not be fortunate enough to see.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You are baiting a helpless man, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If you prefer to go, the door is open. I've got a crow to pick with
- Kelsall here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I do not prefer to go. I told you what a woman could, I'd do to stop
- your infamies.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>). Women can do so much.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Sometimes they can do much. Martin, I am glad that they have bound
- your hands. Glad of it now, because&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>understanding</i>). No. No. Not that way, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Is there another?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes. Loose my hands and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I think not, Kelsall. So. You are Ruth and Martin to each other, are
- you? And Ruth met Martin on the moors to-night. Ruth is my wife, and
- Martin&mdash;Martin is&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He approaches with fist clenched
- to strike.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>in front of Martin, protecting him</i>). Martin is the man I
- should have married if&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>restraining himself with the mastery of one who feels he can take
- his time</i>). If you hadn't seen a better chance in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A better chance!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>with a protective arm across his chest, watching Guy by fire,
- over her shoulder</i>). Yes, Martin, for it was a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>bitterly</i>) What have you made of it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, in the end it comes to this. Could it have come to any other
- thing?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We might have had this time together, Ruth. Some sort of
- happiness, some little sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've had some happiness with him. The sort of happiness you have
- when you're asleep. I loved him in my sleep, and in my dreams he seemed a
- proper man to love. But you&mdash;you've had no happiness. You have been
- lonely, Martin, lonely and cold and hungry. You should have had me working
- with you all this while. I've been a traitor to you in my sleep. But now&mdash;now
- I am awake and in the death to which they'll make you go, you shall be
- stainless to the end. And in their hearts you'll live again&mdash;the man
- who planned and did and died upon a gallows for the people's sake. I will
- keep you pure for that, my Martin. I&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>from fire</i>). I am being very patient, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>to Martin, not turning</i>). You see, I've had my happiness, so
- it is right that I should pay. (<i>She turns to Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. So? You have finished your farewell?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, Guy, it is all over now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>suddenly ferocious</i>). Then come here, Ruth. Come here and
- scream. Scream loudly, Ruth, or I shall cheat the hangman of his prey
- before they drag me off.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>between them</i>) You shall not touch him, Guy. A fettered man.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Shan't! Shall I not? Come to me, Ruth, I tell you. Come away. I'm
- master here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. You are master here where your father was. And if you die, your
- father would be master still.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You are standing in my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Your father's merciful and you&mdash;you shall not have your
- vengeance, Guy. The hard, hard laws will take revenge and men will pay in
- blood and tears and life for what they've done to-night. You shall not
- make the women pay in agony. (<i>She takes pistol from table and points.</i>)
- You shall not starve the valley, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. So. That is what you mean. The pistol's loaded, and your aim is true.
- (<i>He comes round table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I do not shake with hunger, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not by my death nor by a hundred deaths of such as me will you delay
- the spread of factories. They will go on&mdash;go on&mdash;I may not see
- it, but&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He leaps.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will not see it, Guy. (<i>She fires.</i>) And I&mdash;I only see
- the valley here and you who would be master of their lives.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>falling</i>). You&mdash;you've got me, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dropping pistol</i>). The plans. The plans. (<i>She burns plans
- in fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. (<i>By him.</i>) I have killed the man I loved. Lest he became
- the beast I'd hate.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ruth! For God's sake, loose my hands. Ruth (<i>looking at Guy</i>).
- Good-bye, Martin. They will be coming for me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Captain Lascelles, Ephraim and John are seen in the doorway.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ZACK
- </h2>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS.
- </h3>
- <p>
- PAUL Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- Zachariah Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- James Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS Mowatt
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY Shoebridge
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA Cavender.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY Teale
- </p>
- <p>
- Act I.&mdash;<i>Mrs. Munnings Parlour&mdash;an afternoon in early June</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act II.&mdash;<i>The Refreshment Room&mdash;morning a fortnight later</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act III.&mdash;<i>Mrs. Munnings Parlour&mdash;evening a month later.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- In the Village of Little Hulton, Lancashire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The parlour in Mrs. Munning's house, the window of which looks out to a
- bowling green. The room is furnished with chairs and sofa, upholstered in
- horsehair. It is not quite shabby, but well used. The ornaments crowded on
- the mantelpiece are Mid-Victorian survivals. There is a bookshelf on the
- wall above the bureau. The wall-paper is flowered; there is no gas, but
- lamp on table. In the window is a small model in plaster of a
- wedding-cake. It should be quite small and unostentatious. Men's coats are
- hung behind door. The light is of a spring afternoon.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>As the curtain rises, Mrs. Munning, who is fifty-five and hard
- featured, is dusting the ornaments on the mantel. She is in her best
- clothes, which are black, protected by a dirty apron. She looks at the
- clock impatiently. It strikes four. She goes to window and looks out. She
- mutters, "And time too" and goes to door. She opens it and speaks through
- it.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Get a move on, now. Take your things off in there and come
- along quick.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>off</i>). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Hurry up when I tell you. This is a nice time of day to
- come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>entering, a pretty, country girl of eighteen in print frock</i>).
- You told me to come o' Thursday and Thursday <i>'</i>tis.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's been Thursday a long time.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You never said no hour. And mother said to me, she says&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Never mind what she said. You take hold of that duster and
- let me see you shape.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Yes, Mrs. Munning. (<i>She takes it and dusts at mantel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Take care of those ornaments now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Now don't you fret yourself. I'm not the breaking sort. You can
- stop my wages for all I'm like to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I was telling you. Mother, she says to me, you stay at home for
- your dinner, she says, and that'll save Mrs. Munning a bit; and I stayed
- willing because we'd trotters to-day and they're a dish that I've a relish
- for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You could have gone home to your dinner.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And I couldn't. Not when I'd once begun with you. Meals and all,
- you said, and a bargain's a bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you should have come this morning. Leaving me all to
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Mother didn't know you were in a hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She ought to, then. I told her. I told her that when Miss
- Cavender came this afternoon I wanted her to take you for a regular maid.
- And don't you forget it neither, Sally, and go giving it away you're not
- always here.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Suppose she asks me, Mrs. Munning?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If you'll shape properly, she'll never think but what you're
- regular. That's what I wanted you early for. To run you round and show you
- the ways of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Eh, but I don't need showing. Didn't I spring-clean for you last
- year? I'll manage easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to now. And don't come asking me where things
- are kept, not when Miss Cavender can hear you ask.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh, don't you worry, Mrs. Munning. If any one gives it away to Miss
- Cavender that I've not been here for years and years, it'll not be me.
- Find my way about a strange house blindfold, I can. It's a natural gift.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul Munning enters, a man of thirty, well-built, but with meanness
- stamped upon an otherwise not unattractive face. He wears light clothes
- with a grey bowler hat, and a buttonhole.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Here's Mr. Paul. Good-afternoon, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul grunts. Mrs. Munning turns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Has she come yet?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not yet. Have you&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul indicates Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Um. This room will do now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It will, though I says it that did it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Did you! I fancied I did it myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You did the rough, Mrs. Munning, but I always say it's the
- finishing touch that counts with dusting and I reckon I did that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, now you can go to the kitchen and get the kettle on
- for tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You'll be having your tea in here, won't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. All right. You needn't raise a hand to it. I'll see to everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's a Miss Know-all, she is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Won't she do?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She'll have to do. Virginia's got to think we keep a maid,
- and Sally's the only one who'd come at our price.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>sitting, gloomily</i>). It's great expense.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No helping that. It's got to be. We can't have Virginia
- going home and telling all her aunt's too poor to keep a servant. Did you
- get that order?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not Taylor's?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wilson, of Norton Parva, is catering for Mrs. Taylor's wedding.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mean to say that Wilson got there first?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He hadn't been.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then how's he got the order?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's going to get it. It's the same old tale. They'd heard our
- weddings aren't as pleasant as they used to be. Knew we were nearest, but
- they thought they'd give Wilson a chance. A good ten pounds gone from us
- there.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I don't know. If I knew I'd alter it. We're doing things no
- different from what we always did, and yet it's got about our style's gone
- off. It's not gone off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sure it's not. What do they say? Do they tell you
- anything?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Folks with a wedding in their house are too uplifted to say much.
- They don't explain. What I make out is we're not so hearty as we used to
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Hearty?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've heard it said so. God knows what it means. I'm sure I try to be
- hearty. It's prejudice, and nothing else.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And word's passed round against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Seems so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's very bad, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Bad? Don't I know it's bad? Couldn't be worse if it tried. We'll
- have the shutters up altogether at this rate. The joinery business doesn't
- keep us alive, and if the catering goes to ruin, we'll go along with it.
- That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's all, is it? Can't you up and fight it? You're losing
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Enough to make me, too. You can fight a thing you see, but you can't
- fight a prejudice. It's like hitting air. I tell you what, mother, this is
- no time to have a guest, and a guest that calls for a servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We can't afford to lose a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Chance of what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. There's money in that family, and when my sister writes to
- me and says Virginia's not been well and needs the country air, I say it's
- folly not to have her here, cost what it may.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's money and they'll keep it to themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm not the one to go expecting much, but you never know,
- and it <i>'</i>ud be no more than sisterly of Annie to remember me in her
- will.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh well, she's coming and we're in for it. How long before we see
- the back of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The doctor told her mother it'll take a month to put her
- right.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A month! A month! Good Lord! There's Sally at six shillings a week
- wages, that's one pound four, and as much again for keep, is two pounds
- eight, and Virginia an invalid <i>'</i>ll cost&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's not an invalid. She's just run down.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I know, and the Lord knows what it'll cost in fancy goods to wind
- her up. You'll see no change from five pounds for this affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I say it's worth it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I hope you're right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll see. You'd better change your clothes now, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Change? What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. When I married your father I married a joiner and I didn't
- see cause to tell our Annie that he couldn't make ends meet till I turned
- to and made a catering business for him as well, me being apprenticed to
- the confectionery when he came courting me. I didn't tell them and I
- haven't told to this day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, but if the girl's to stay a month she's bound to know it soon
- or late.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then let her know it late. There's a lot in first
- impressions.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why, there's Mr. Abbott's wedding-party tomorrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's not to-day, is it? And we'll send her for a walk
- to-morrow with Zack, out of the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. About all he's fit for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You get your gay clothes changed,
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL, or she'll ask questions at once. I've tea to see to now. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>) Sally!
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>appearing with folded cloth</i>). Now it's all right, Mrs.
- Munning. I'm finding all I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul goes out. Sally unfolds and lays on table a ragged white cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What do you call that?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Tea-cloth, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes, for the kitchen. I've got one here for this room. (<i>She
- opens drawer in table and takes out cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>watching</i>). Oh! Company cloth, like.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Take the other back.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally is going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- And here, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>turning</i>). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>going to window, getting the wedding-cake model</i>).
- Take this with you and put it in the dresser drawer. Sally. The dresser
- drawer!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And mind you close it.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Well I&mdash;&mdash; Oh, I see. You're hiding it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We don't want Miss Cavender to be learning everything at
- once.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. A nod's as good as a wink to me. I'm mum.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally goes out, with model and cloth, nodding sagely. Mrs. Munning
- carefully spreads the new cloth on table, putting the lamp on the bureau.
- Sally re-enters with tray, which she places on the table with a flourish.
- Mrs. Munning surveys the tray.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll not do, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. What's wrong now?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mustn't bring in the loaf like that. I want cut bread
- and butter.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh, well I call that making work, especially with a loaf like that,
- all over nobbly bits of crust that's twice as sweet to eat for tearing
- off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And that cress?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>bridling</i>). Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's for cress sandwiches.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh? I didn't see no ham nor nothink.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Cress sandwiches, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. How can they be sandwiches without there's meat?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Can you cut them or must I do it myself?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Can I? Of course I can. But I call it a finicky way of doing
- things. Making a nuisance of a simple job like eating cress. What are
- fingers for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That will do, Sally. I want no grumbling.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally takes up loaf and cress.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Grumbling? There never was nobody less of a grumbler than me. I
- only speak my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you get along and cut that bread up now. I want things
- looking nice. Lord I If that isn't the fly now. Quick, Sally! Put those
- plates down in yonder and get back to the door. (<i>She hustles Sally out.
- By the door she takes off her apron, and pitches it through door.</i>)
- Hang that up sometime. Come along, now. Get to the front door.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally re-enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It's all right, Mrs. Munning. Don't you get yourself into a tear.
- There's another day to-morrow. (<i>Sally crosses to front door and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning becomes very much the lady of leisure. She pats her hair,
- takes a book from shelf and sits in arm-chair, reading. Sally re-enters
- with Virginia, a well-dressed girl of the urban type with plenty of high
- spirits and some little indication of recent illness.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. The young lady's here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally remains, an interested spectator.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>marking her place in the book, and rising</i>). Well, so
- this is Virginia. How you've grown!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. How are you, Aunt Elizabeth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm strong and hearty, child. It's you that's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, I'm all right now, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're pale.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But not for long in this air of yours. There isn't much the
- matter with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Your mother wrote a different tale from that.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Mother's a dear old fuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. How is she?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. She's splendid, thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, give Sally your coat and sit down. Virginia. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally takes her coat, then stands examining it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's right. And now, Virginia&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Jenny, please, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Virginia's no name to live with.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, as you like. Why don't you sit?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I didn't pay the flyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. As if we'd let you! It'll be a pleasure to Paul to see to
- that. You'll remember Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very vaguely. As a tiny boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's a big man now. He'll be helping the flyman up with your
- boxes, only we don't hear them because this house is so extraordinarily
- well-built you can't hear sounds in it at all. It's a perfect refuge of
- peace. Just what you want to cure your nerves with quiet and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Several loud bumps are heard above. Mrs. Munning looks disconcerted.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>quickly</i>). I'm afraid my box is very heavy. Mrs. Munning (<i>recovering</i>).
- Oh, Paul won't mind. He's wonderfully strong. Will you have tea now or
- would you rather go to your room first? Sally shall show you. Virginia (<i>rising</i>).
- Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>speaking at Sally</i>). Our guest room is directly over
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia nods and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. That's your room, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You keep that to yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally nods, and goes out after Virginia. Mrs. Munning fusses a moment
- at the tea tablet then suddenly thinking, goes to the window and opens it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Calling softly</i>). Zack! Zack! Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters. He has changed to a brown suit of country cut.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What do you want Zack for? (<i>He speaks at her back.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>turning violently</i>). Eh? Oh, it's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes. What's to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've had so much on hand with that Sally turning up so late
- that it slipped my mind about Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What about Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've forgotten to warn him.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Warn?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. About the catering, and Sally and so on. If we don't make it
- as plain to him as Monday's dinner he'll give us away in the inside of two
- minutes. You know what Zack is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd leave him alone. He's safer out of the way than in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll not do. He'll chose the best wrong time for turning
- up. Trust Zack for doing something awkward.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>going l.</i>). I'll have a look round.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. As like as not the wastrel's sleeping somewhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Or reading in a book.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll give him read.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Sally</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- You've been a fine time showing Miss Cavender her room. (<i>Exit Paul.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I've been helping her undo her box, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Trust you for prying, I suppose. Sally. I didn't look before
- she asked me. But when I did, I saw some sights. The ironing she'll make.
- Frills! They're the width of my hand and more.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>angrily</i>). Will you go into the kitchen and get those
- sandwiches cut?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm going. (<i>She gets to door, then turns.</i>) But I'll tell you
- this much, Mrs. Munning, that there'll be a row of eyes on washing day
- a-watching me hang Miss Cavender's underlinen on the line. This village
- hasn't seen such sights before.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mind your own business in there and don't waste time.
- I'll ring for tea. (<i>She pushes Sally out, then goes to window.</i>)
- Can't you find him, Paul? Paul. Not yet. (<i>He is outside window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Best leave it, then. If he's asleep he may sleep on till
- after tea and then we'll tell him quietly. Paul. What! Zack sleep while
- there's eating going on? Mrs. Munning. We'll have to chance it, Paul. I
- want you here when she comes down wherever Zack may be. You didn't see her
- upstairs?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No. Dodged her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul comes from window and enters by door. Mrs. Munning closes window,
- and then arranges table again, fussily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>grumbling</i>). Tea in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul sits sulkily in arm-chair, legs outstretched, hands in pocket.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's a sight more comfortable in the kitchen. This is a foul upset
- of all our ways.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Wait till you see Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I don't need seeing her. I carried up her traps and that's enough to
- tell me all I want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. A girl must have clothes, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd rather carry them than pay for them, that's true. A dressed-up,
- peeked and pampered town girl with a head full of fancies and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sure she isn't peeked.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh? Isn't she ill, or was her mother lying?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's been ill and she's getting better now.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's worse. She'll eat us out of house and home Convalescents
- always eat like elephants.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I wish you'd think ahead.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I do. To the grocer's bills she'll make.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you think to something a bit more pleasant that'll
- bring a smile to your face. You've a sour look on you sometimes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Enough to make me sour, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've told you why she's here. It's not because I love her,
- nor her mother neither, but there's money at that end of the family and
- I'm a believer in keeping on the sweet side of rich relations and giving
- Providence a friendly lead.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I can look pleasant all right when I'm being photographed with a
- wedding-group, but looking pleasant for a month on end! It'll take some
- doing, I give you my word.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia enters in a light spring frock. Paul rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This is Paul, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm very glad to see you, Cousin Paul. It's a long time since we
- met.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>not ungraciously</i>). I don't remember meeting you at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>up to bureau, from which she gets a large old-fashioned
- portrait album</i>). Don't you? I'll show you when you met. Sit down,
- Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>sitting</i>). Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>sitting by her with the album. Paul stands behind</i>).
- I've got you both in this album. Taken together.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning finds the photograph.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh yes. Mother has one of that at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It was taken at your house. Look at it, Paul. Weren't you a
- loving pair?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Is that me?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Don't you look funny?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You a baby and me a little lad. No wonder I'd forgotten it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've both come on a bit since then. Ring the bell for tea,
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul looks surprised, then rings.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>turning over leaves</i>). Is this Paul, too?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. Paul at five. (<i>Turning</i>). And there he is at ten,
- and there at twelve and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. But haven't I another cousin, Aunt Elizabeth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. Yes, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He makes a bad photograph.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some people do. But they are often all the better in the flesh.
- Will he be in to tea?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Isn't he at home?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters with tea, sandwiches, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh yes. But we're very busy in the joiner's shop just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally stops short and looks at him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come along, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, dear! But of course I'm glad to know your business does so
- well. I mean I suppose it does if my cousin is too busy to come in to tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll send for him. Sally, tell Mr. Zachary to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Mr. Zachary?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Do you mean Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs Munning. Tell Mr. Zachary tea's ready and his cousin's come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. But I don't know where he is. He's such a one for getting into
- holes and corners and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You can find him, can't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I can try. And I'll start with his bed, and all. It's ten to one
- he's lying on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sally, he's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Are you finding him or am I? Because if it's me, I'll look in the
- likeliest place first.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mustn't expect town courtesy from our country servants,
- Jenny. May I give you sugar? Virginia. One lump, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And cream?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul, Jenny's cup.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul hands it clumsily. While they are occupied the door opens, and
- Zack enters. He is younger than Paul, but neglect makes him look
- middle-aged. He wears spectacles and a beard and is dressed shabbily with
- a carpenter's apron on. Under his left arm is the wedding-cake model.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I knew that was the smell of tea-time, but what are we having it in
- here for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack, don't you see your cousin?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning pours tea, etc. Virginia rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Why, if I'd not forgotten all about her. I am a careless chap. Do
- you know, Miss Virginia, I forgot to come in to dinner one day last week.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That doesn't often happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It <i>'</i>ud better not, neither. Gives you a nasty sinking feel
- towards tea-time to go without your dinner. Well, how are you, Miss
- Virginia? I'm pleased to meet you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Till now Virginia has stood slightly embarrassed and amused. He comes
- forward now, and Virginia puts out her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll wash your hand before you touch Jenny's.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe I ought. I'm not so frequent at the soap as I might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think we'll shake hands as you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Will you? That's hearty.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They shake hands. Virginia sits, Zack is about to.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- But&mdash;&mdash;- Oh, Lord!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>fingering his coat</i>). I'm not dressed up for a parlour tea. I&mdash;&mdash;
- Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul is taking the model from under Zack's arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, yes. Do you know where I found that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Put it down.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>up to window with it</i>). I'll put it in its place. But do you
- know where I found it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Never mind, Zack. It doesn't matter. (<i>To Jenny.</i>) It's
- only a little window ornament, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>imperviously</i>). I found that on the kitchen dresser. Picked it
- up as I came through.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters. Mrs. Munning's feelings get too much for her. She rises
- to meet Sally. Paul sees and distracts Virginia's attention.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you have more bread and butter, Jenny? Virginia. Thank you,
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I can't find&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Seeing Zack.</i>) Oh, there you are!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>to Sally</i>). I told you to put that model in the
- dresser drawer.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And you told me to cut sandwiches and bread and I've one pair of
- hands and not a hundred. I left it atop till I'd a minute to spare, and if
- it's not where I left it some one's moved it. It didn't walk.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She crosses speaking and exit. Mrs. Munning returns speechlessly to
- her seat.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I'll change my coat and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He changes to a slightly less old coat which hangs behind the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Parlour ways is parlour ways.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I do hope you're not going to make a stranger of me, Aunt
- Elizabeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And that's no use in here. (<i>Taking off the apron,</i>) Paul.
- You'll have to make allowances for Zack, Jenny. Virginia. Is he a little&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We don't let it go beyond the family, of course. Virginia. I hope
- I'm one of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He was born lazy. That's what's the matter. Zack (<i>returning to
- table, sitting and eating. Zack can talk and eat at once</i>). I've done a
- job of work to-day and chance it. Mended that pig-stye at Ballbrook farm.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Did you? I daresay there was all of ten minutes' work in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Took me a couple of hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then I hoped you charged according. Zack. I charged a
- shilling.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. For a couple of hour! It's worth half a crown.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I charged what I thought fair.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What you&mdash;&mdash;! Oh well, it's done now.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where's the shilling?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>feeling</i>). Oh, it's in my other coat. (<i>He is about to rise.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. All right. That'll do later.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I can see I've done wrong thing again. It's like this, Miss
- Virginia, there's some folk born to do right. They can't do the wrong
- thing if they tried. Like mother and Paul. I'm different. It's just the
- other way with me. I can't do right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You never spoke a truer word.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Same time, you know, I have my use. Oh yes, I've got a use.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I haven't noticed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll tell you then. Suppose a thing goes wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- They do sometimes. Very well. It couldn't be Paul and it couldn't be you,
- because you're born the other way. It's always me. You don't need to look
- round for some one to put the blame on. You know it's me. And that's a
- sort of use now, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Think of the time it saves. I'm always handy to be cussed at. Like a
- cat, you know. Some folks keep a cat or a dog, and when their feelings get
- too much to hold, they kick the cat. Well, I'm the cat in this house. (<i>He
- speaks entirely without bitterness. It is all accepted fact.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You sleep like one, but a cat's more use than you. You don't catch
- mice.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I eat more, too. And that's a thing I've tried to master and I
- can't. You'd be surprised the way I've tried to fight my appetite.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's news to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I own it didn't show. It beat me every time Eating agrees with me.
- That's where it is. I'm a natural-born eater and I can't go against
- nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You needn't talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No. But it's like my other ways. It can't be hid. I'm eating now in
- the parlour as hearty as if it were in the kitchen. And that's not right,
- is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Parlour's for eating like you didn't mean it, and only played with
- food to pass the time. I wish I could pretend with food. But the habit's
- got too strong a hold on me for that. I'll never be a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll do, Zack. Talking about yourself with your mouth
- full. Jenny's heard quite enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What would you like to do after tea, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Anything you like. I must just write to mother first to tell her
- I got here all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What time does the post go?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Six o'clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'd better write at once. Then I shall be quite at your
- disposal, cousin.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I thought you and mother might go out. The country's looking quite
- like spring.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've noticed the celandine's in bud.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Are you too tired for a walk, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then Paul shall take you. Youth with youth.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm rather busy at the works.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Works! And busy!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>silencing him</i>). Yes, busy. So if you'll excuse me now&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well! that's a oner.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll just clear off my work as quickly as I can.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Paul.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That'll not take long. Busy!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's busy if you're not. Hadn't you better go and help
- him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's no wurk in to help him at. We've never been so slack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's there if you'll go and look for it, and stop making an
- exhibition of your laziness to your cousin.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I haven't finished my tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Every one else has. It's not our fault you came in late.
- Will you write your letter here, Jenny? (<i>Indicates bureau.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I have notepaper upstairs, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you don't use it in this house. We can run to a sheet of
- notepaper, I should hope. Oh, I was thinking&mdash;&mdash; (<i>She opens
- the portrait album.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No, there's a better one than that. I'll get it for you. I
- thought you might like to send your mother a photograph of Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sure she'll like to have it, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. I'll run upstairs and get it you. I've one up there
- that's better than any of these.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's queer things happening here to-day, Miss Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are there? Why do you call me Miss Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're not a married woman, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course not. But I don't call you Mr. Zachary.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nor nobody else neither. Mr. Zachary! I'd not know who you meant.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why don't you call me Jenny, like the others do?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not same as the others, you see.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're my cousin just as much as Paul is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose that's true. There's funny things in nature, too. By gum,
- there are. To think of the likes of me being own cousin to the likes of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you'll call me Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd <i>like</i> to, if you think it's quite respectful.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Bother respect. I'm Jenny and you're Zack, and that's settled.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I never thought&mdash;eh, but we're getting on champion,
- Jenny. I'm still a bit worried in my mind, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not about my name?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh no. Settled's settled. It's, well&mdash;this for a start. (<i>He
- takes up the model.</i>) What did mother want to hide it away for?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>holding it towards her</i>). You can see what it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A wedding cake?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Aye, but you wouldn't thank me for a slice of this. It's plaster.
- How are folks to know we are caterers unless they can see that in the
- window? It's like keeping a pub and putting your sign away.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I thought you were joiners.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. We crack to be because joinery was father's trade. But it's mother's
- trade we mostly live by. She's a masterpiece at cooking, only the business
- isn't thriving. Wedding spreads are the best part of it. Folk are a bit
- slow at getting wed, some road.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I don't think aunt wanted me to know about this, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. She's no cause to hide it, then. Father was a bit like me, not much
- inclined to work, and I reckon I'm proud of my mother for working for two.
- But things aren't what they were. Folks won't spend like they used to.
- They buy furniture instead of feasting so much. And our weddings have a
- bad name, too. I don't know how it is. I'm sure Paul tries.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And do you go to them?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Not now, with things so bad. I used to go until my clothes wore out&mdash;well,
- they weren't mine at all properly speaking. They were father's when he was
- alive and then I had them, but I'm hard on clothes somehow. I'm a great
- expense all ways there are, with being a big eater and all. And when my
- dress coat gave out at the seams and got that shiny you could see your
- face in it, mother wouldn't buy me another, and so I don't go now. It's
- been a sorrow to me, too. I used to take a lot of pleasure in seeing
- others enjoy themselves. But I wasn't any use, not real use, like Paul. I
- couldn't boss things like he does. I just was there and tried to tell the
- old maids that their day would come. But I couldn't even do my fair share
- of waiting because of a weakness that I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A weakness! Zack, it isn't&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, no. Not that. I'm a teetotaller, Jenny. I get that worked up
- with the hearty feeling of it that I break the plates. My hand's unsteady.
- (<i>Takes plates from table.</i>) See! That's steady enough? Yes, but get
- me waiting at a table full of wedding guests and it seems I've got to
- break the plates to show my pleasure. And it's not wilful. It's not
- indeed. It's just anxiety to do things right that makes me do them wrong.
- Mother's quite right. I'm not a bit of good, but I do miss the outings all
- the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Poor Zack. I really must get to my letter now, and I think I'll
- go upstairs after all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not driving you away?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course you're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning enters r.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sorry I've been so long, Jenny, I couldn't lay my hands
- on the one I wanted. There it is. (<i>Giving photograph.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh! It's very good of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I think your mother will be glad to see it. .
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. (<i>She isn't interested, and puts the photograph on the
- table.</i>) I was just going upstairs to write. It will be quieter in my
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Has Zack been talking to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I did a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, then I'm not surprised you want some quiet for a change.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I thought I'd not be interrupted there. I won't be long. (<i>Going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're forgetting the photograph.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sorry, aunt. I was thinking of the other things I had to say
- to mother. (<i>She glances at Zack and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>reflectively, looking after her</i>). I'd give something
- to know what she's saying about our Paul in that letter. (<i>She turns.</i>)
- Why isn't the table cleared? Couldn't you stir yourself to ring the bell
- for Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I didn't know I ought. A servant girl's a novelty to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You didn't let that out to Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Let what out?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, that Sally isn't always here.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I don't remember that we mentioned her at all. Aren't we to let that
- out?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Of course we're not, you moon-struck natural! What do you
- think she's here for?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I dunno. Unless she's here to do the work that Jenny makes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Work I I'd do all Jenny makes with one hand tied behind me.
- Sally's here for show, but I'll watch she does some work as well. And I've
- a word to say to her about that model there. And you as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll see her first. You can wait. Your time's worth nothing
- and I'm paying her for hers. Now don't you dare to stir from here till I
- come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning. Zack stands stock-still for a minute, then his eye
- catches the last piece of bread and butter. Tempted, he falls and gets it.
- Then tiptoes to a chair, takes one large bite out of the slice, gets
- sleepy, half raises the slice for another bite, lets his hand drop and
- settles as if to sleep. A knock at the door. Zack half-hearst but decides
- not to move. The knock repeated. This time he does not hear at all. Martha
- Wrigley opens the door, and puts a timid head round it. She enters shyly,
- half child, half woman of eighteent slovenly and down at heel. She carries
- a dress suit over her arm. She sees Zack and stops.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh! Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Eh? (<i>He rouses slowly, not as if from sleep, but from sloth.</i>)
- Who's there?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. It's Martha Wrigley. And if you please I knocked, and knocked, and
- nobody came and so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>stirring lazily in his chair</i>). Just when I had a moment for a
- bit of rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sorry, Zack. I am sorry. Only I had to make somebody hear,
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>noticing the bread in his hand, and finishing it</i>). It needn't
- have been me. I can't tell you anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>matter of fact, without malice</i>). No. I know you're nobody
- here. But you can tell them that are somebody.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Tell 'em what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Zack, we're in such trouble at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>sitting up straight with ready sympathy</i>). What's to do,
- Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I don't know what Mrs. Munning will say. It's my father, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What's he done?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He's fallen down and broke his arm and he won't be able to wait at
- the wedding to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Joe Wrigley's broke his arm! Well, there's carelessness for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes. Please, he knows it's careless of him and he'll lose the
- half-a-crown he gets from you for waiting, and we did need that half-crown
- so bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>rising</i>). You'd better see my mother, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Couldn't you tell her, Zack. She'll be so mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>shaking head</i>). It's not a job I'm pining for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. We've done our best. I've brought my father's suit for some one
- else to wear. And Zack&mdash;&mdash; (<i>She puts the clothes on a chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nay. This is getting too much for me. I'll fetch my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, but Zack&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. We did so hope that Mrs. Munning would see her way to paying
- father all the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paying him when he's not there!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He would be if he could. We do need his money that bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll not get owt from mother. Nothing for nothing's her way of
- seeing things.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. There's been so little lately with you having so few parties.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll get none out of mother. That's a certain fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>blubbering</i>). And I was so looking forward to a bite of
- meat. We've not seen butcher's meat at our house not for a month and more.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>really hit where he's soft</i>). My word, that's bad, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And me anæmic too, and never can get food enough to satisfy me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Not food enough!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm always hungry, and this did look a chance of getting my teeth
- into a bit of meat at last.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I dunno. That's very bad. (<i>He looks at coat behind door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You try it and you'd know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Look here, Martha. This'll get me into trouble, but I got a shilling
- to-day at Ballbrook Farm, and if it's any use to you well&mdash;dang it,
- mother can't kill me. Here it is&mdash;(<i>He goes to coat, gets shilling,
- and brings it to her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She takes it and expresses thanks, mostly by crying on his shoulder.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Mr. Zack. You are the good one.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There! There! There I There! There! Don't take on so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She kisses him. Mrs. Munning enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>grimly sarcastic</i>). Oh? When's the wedding, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>humouring her</i>). Oh, I dunno. In about a month, eh, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're fool enough for anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>seriously</i>). I was only consoling her a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If you want to console young women with your arm around
- their waists, my lad, you'll not be long for this house. You've enough bad
- habits now without beginning new ones.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Martha was a bit upset, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It <i>'</i>ud be a bad case that called for you to set it
- right. What is it, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Father's broke his arm and he can't wait tomorrow, and I've
- brought his clothes, and, please Mrs. Munning, he's very sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sorry! Here! Paul! Paul! (<i>Opens door.</i>) Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>off</i>). Coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you consoled her for a thing like that! Console! I'd use
- a stick and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What is it, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. A nice upset, that's what it is. Joe Wrigley's gone and
- broke his arm when we wanted him tomorrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>savagely</i>). The meddling fool! Disturbing our arrangements.
- How dare he break his arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Please, Mr. Paul, he didn't mean to. It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Accident! Didn't he know it was Mr. Abbott's wedding to-morrow?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then he shouldn't have an accident. You go and tell your father he's
- engaged by me to-morrow and if he doesn't come and do his job, he'll get
- no more work from us. You understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. But father can't wait to-morrow with a broken arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's not my fault. I didn't break it. You tell him what I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>turning, then</i>). Then you won't be paying him his money,
- sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paying him! I like your impudence
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'd better go home, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, Mr. Zack (<i>Crying.</i>) But I am so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>his arm about her</i>). There! There! (<i>Leading her towards
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your hands off the girl, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I was only consoling her a bit. (<i>He opens r. door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then don't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This is' a pretty how do you do.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Confound Joe Wrigley. I don't know where to get another man at such
- short notice.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And labour scarce, and all. Can you manage it with a man
- short?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack shyly approaches the clothes on chair and, not lifting them,
- fingers them lovingly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No, I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to get somebody to-night, then. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If I can. It's going to take some doing to find a steady man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Could I go?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd dearly love to.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're no use.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know my hands are awkward, but I will try, Paul. I'll try so hard
- not to break anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'd be better than nothing, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I doubt it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Give me another chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I gave you chance on chance. You're more trouble than you're worth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not worth anything, and nobody knows it more than me. But
- couldn't I go this once, just to fill up? I'll be so careful, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's saving a man's wages for the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's not a saving if he makes a mess of things. Our catering's got
- bad name enough without our making bad to worse. He's got no proper
- clothes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll wear Joe Wrigley's willing. (<i>He goes to them.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Joe Wrigley's a big man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Can I try them, Paul? Do let me try them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, you can try, and show us what sort of a lout you look.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, hurrah! (<i>He jerks his coat off and fastens on the clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's the best road out, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A rotten best.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>putting on the dress coat. It is far too large for him</i>). It
- will be splendid to be wearing black again.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's only for to-morrow, mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul does not yet turn to look at Zack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Joe Wrigley's out of it six weeks or more. Paul. Joe
- Wrigley's finished himself with me. Zack can go to-morrow till I've time
- to look round.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Suppose I'm not so bad to-morrow, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Supposing pigs <i>'</i>ull fly. Let's have a look at you. Good Lord!
- Hold the trousers to you and let us know the worst. Now, I ask you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I can tack the bottoms up, Paul, and the rest is not so bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia. She has a hat on and her letter in her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've finished my&mdash;&mdash; Oh, Zack, you do look funny.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Morning a fortnight later. The Scene is the refreshment-room attached
- to Mrs. Munning's house. Walls whitewashed, roof of glass. Long deal table
- at the lower end of which Paul sits writing a letter. Ink and a few papers
- on the table. In one corner is a quantity of cane-bottomed chairs. Below
- them, another table. Centre is a knife-cleaning machine, which badly needs
- oil. Knives on table. At the machine Zack stands in shirt-sleeves and
- apron. He is not energetic and turns lazily with many glances towards
- Paul. He sees Paul look at him and his efforts increase for a moment. Paul
- seals and stamps envelope and crosses to house door. Zack, left alone,
- mops his brow and sits. A low knock at the street door. Zack rises
- promptly and opens door with the air of a conspirator. Martha Wrigley is
- there.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've just come at the right time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha enters, but stays by door. Zack hurries behind the chairs and
- returns with a small newspaper parcel which he gives Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Thank you, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>referring to the parcel</i>). It's a bit mixed-up on account of
- me putting bits of things into my pocket at table when nobody's watching,
- but it's all good food, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sure I'm very grateful to you, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I often get up famished from my meals, and it's a fight to
- keep from feeling in my pocket, but I'm managing without.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, and I&mdash;&mdash; Oh, Zack, I'm grateful. I am, really.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, but I want you to know I am, and if anything's going to come
- to you unpleasant, it's not my fault.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Unpleasant?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm being driven, Zack. I'd never dream of such a thing myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What ever is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. It's father, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Again? What's he broke now?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He's not broke anything, but you know your brother sacked him, and
- my father says he'll be revenged and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's a nasty spirit, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And a nasty thing that Mr. Paul did, and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not denying that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And I'd not mind whatever father did to Mr. Paul&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, Martha!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I wouldn't. Not for sacking him because he hurt himself. But
- father's doing it to you and I've to help him to do it, and&mdash;oh dear!
- (<i>Her handkerchief comes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Don't cry. No, don't do it, Martha, because if you do, I'll have to
- console you, and you know what mother said to me the other day. (<i>He is
- itching to "console," but restrains himself visibly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. But it's&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul's coming back. Quick, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>sniffing as she goes</i>). Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack hustles her out c. and returns to his cleaning, not so quickly
- that Paul does not see his return. Paul opens the door and Virginia
- enters. Paul follows her in.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do look busy, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's good at looking it. I'd guarantee he hasn't raised his hand
- while I've been out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>who is obviously quite fond of Zack</i>). Oh, but you must be
- kind to Zack to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why? What's to-day?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I knew you didn't know. Do you, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>up to wall, consulting calendar</i>). Tuesday.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's your birthday and I hope you'll have a very lucky day.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. My birthday! The twentieth of June. So it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul returns to his correspondence at the table, half occupied, half
- listening.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I was sure you didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. How did you know? Did mother tell you? Virginia. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Who did?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>with mock impressiveness</i>). The family Bible, Zack! Your
- mother lent it me to look at something yesterday, and there I found it.
- Zachariah Manning, June 20th, 1886. Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You knew?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. That's the year all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Then how dare you look forty when you're only twenty-nine?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do, and I'm taking you in hand. Tell me, are your eyes so
- very bad?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. They're weak for reading with.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're not always reading. Why do you wear your glasses when
- you're not?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's a trouble to be taking them off and putting them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you keep them on all the time and damage your eyes. Come
- here, Zack. (<i>She takes them off and gives them him.</i>) There! Don't
- put those on again until you want to read. You look at least five years
- younger than you did.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do. And now about the rest?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What rest?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. The other six years that we've got to wipe away. I've got a
- present for you upstairs to do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. A present!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Don't you usually get presents on your birthday?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What! Between grown-ups?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why not? It's just those little pleasant things that keep life
- sweet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I used to get a bag of humbugs when I was a tiny lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, we keep on doing it at home and I shall do it here. Only I
- want a ha'penny from you first.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. A ha'penny!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. My present cuts, and so you'll have to pay me for it to keep bad
- luck away. Ha'penny, please, (<i>She holds hand out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>rather hurt at having to confess</i>). I haven't got a ha'penny,
- Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What, have you spent last Saturday's wages already? It's only
- Tuesday.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I don't get any wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We've given up trusting Zack with money. He lost a shilling on the
- day you came.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh dear, then what's to be done? I know. You give Zack the
- ha'penny for a birthday present. Then he can give it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What is your present, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's a shaving-set.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack's no use for shaving. He's never shaved in his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. His beard looks that kind of beard. That's why I want him to
- begin. Give him the ha'penny, Paul. Paul. Oh, it'll not matter. Zack isn't
- superstitious. Virginia. But I am. All decent-minded women are. And I
- won't cut my friendship for Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, if you insist. (<i>Taking coins from pocket.</i>) Oh, no good.
- I've got no change.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You've got a sixpence there. That will do. (<i>She takes it and
- hands it Zack.</i>) There you are, Zack. Now you give it me and I'll get
- your present from upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But&mdash;Jenny&mdash;sixpence!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning opens door l. and enters with James Abbott, a pleasant
- gentleman, dressed in good country clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The little episode is suspended. Paul becomes the shopman with a
- customer. Zack stands away and Virginia sits on the pile of wood.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Good morning, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Good morning, Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Mr. Abbott's called to settle his account, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Account! You are prompt, sir. I only sent it out last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Any objections to prompt settlement, Munning? (<i>Paying out notes
- and gold.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Not at all. I only wish I could find everybody so quick at paying.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul writes receipt at table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. It's like this, Munning. When I'm satisfied I believe in showing
- it, and paying promptly is my way of showing that you've pleased me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. And I'm glad too, for I don't mind telling you now it's over that
- I had my doubts. The last once or twice that I've attended weddings where
- you did the catering I've not been well impressed at all. There's been a
- harshness, Munning, and when I got married I was in two minds about
- putting it with you or going to those people over at Norton Parva.
- Wilson's, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul comes out with receipt, which Abbott takes and pockets.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But I decided to support a neighbour and you rewarded me for it.
- There was a&mdash;I don't know how you'd put it in words&mdash;a very
- pleasant atmosphere. I wanted things to go well.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Naturally, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But I've no complaints at all. It went off with a&mdash;a
- sprightliness. Yes. Sunny's the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Thank you very much, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But mind you, Mrs. Munning, you don't always do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure we try to make no difference.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. You don't always succeed as you did for me. There was a jolly
- feeling that I'm sure has not been there for some time past. Still, I was
- pleased, and I've told others I was pleased.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Thanks very much. We <i>have</i> had more orders in this last
- fortnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Well, I daresay some of them are due to me. Don't let me down now
- I've been recommending you. I can get out this way?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>opening door</i>). Yes, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT (<i>ignoring him, to Paul</i>). Good-day, Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL and Mrs. Munning. Good-day, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Abbott.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, here's a change.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's not the first who's talked like that these last few times. But
- why they do it is a mystery to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've got a guess. Jenny, you've brought us luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's since you came that things have taken this turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm very glad to hear it aunt,
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've been a blessing to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I think I'll send some more accounts out, mother. They might fetch
- other people's money in like Mr. Abbott's.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh yes. I'm in your way here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you're not. You're never in the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. As if I'd mean a thing like that to you, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I was just going, aunt. I've something upstairs that I want
- to bring for Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You'd forgotten it's his birthday.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul sits at the table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No, I hadn't, Jenny. Mothers don't forget a thing like that.
- But I'd not seen cause to mention it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll get Zack's present. (<i>She opens door.</i>) By the way,
- wasn't it at Mr. Abbott's wedding that Zack began to go again?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I fancy it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And he's been going to the others since?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. But he's still on trial. Why, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I only wondered.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get on with your work, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Paul. (<i>He turns the handle once or twice, and is then
- occupied testing the result.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come here a minute, Paul. You're not that busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm not busy at all. I just made a show of it before Virginia. A
- good thing she heard him talk like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll tell you something better for the business than Mr.
- Abbott's talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If you'll tell me what it is that makes people say one thing of us
- one week and change their minds the next, you'll be doing me a good turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll do you a better turn. I'd a chat with Virginia in her
- room last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I heard your voices going late. You kept me awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, it was worth it, Paul. I knew they were well off, but
- there's more than I thought. The girl's got money of her own besides her
- mother's.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack turns the handle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Some folk get all the luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Don't you take me, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack works the machine. Mrs. Munning turns on him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, will you hush your noise, Zack? Get away out of this while I talk to
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>going l.</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Go round to Bealey's and ask him if those nails have come. Don't be
- all day.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, Paul. (<i>He turns to door and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Look here, Paul, you could do a lot to this business if you
- had the capital. We could start a temperance hotel and give up the joinery
- altogether. Zack could clean boots.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Aye. If&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's got it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're not slow to see your interests as a rule.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Slow? I'd call it quick myself and very quick. I've known the girl a
- fortnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, you do see what I'm driving at.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I saw it days ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And anything the matter with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Only Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's wrong with her?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She don't show willing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you asked?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Asked? I haven't. It's not a thing to rush at, mother. I've to look
- at every side before I take a leap like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What are you frightened of?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I wouldn't like to get refused. I don't so much as know she thinks
- of me at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And what do you think I'm doing all these days? I've done
- nothing else but keep you in her mind. She knows it all from A to Z. Why,
- only yesterday I gave her the Bible to look at, and you know what's
- written in the front of it. There's every prize you ever won at school on
- record with the date and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And what she found in the Bible was that it's Zack's birthday to-day
- and she's giving him a present.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, she's got a kind heart. I saw her give a beggar
- sixpence yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That isn't kindness. It's extravagance, and I've no taste for a wife
- who throws her money away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She couldn't throw it if she hadn't got it first. And I'd
- trust you to let her know that charity begins at home when she's your
- wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's something in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. There's all in it. I say we've got a golden chance, and I
- don't know what you're shirking for. Our luck's well in all round with
- people talking sensibly about us and the orders coming in.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's not to say Virginia <i>'</i>ull have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll get to know by asking, Paul. And I tell you she's
- ripe for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Ripe?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The girl's in love. She's got the signs of it all over her.
- It only needs a bit of enterprise from you, and all's as good as done.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've seen no signs of love. She's got a thumping appetite, if that's
- your meaning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Where's your eyes? The girl's another creature since she's
- been with us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. The country air did that. I thought love made them pale.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Quit talking, Paul. Are you in love with any other girl?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What, me in love? I've got more sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then marry Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. I'll try.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia. She has a small brown-papered parcel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh! is Zack not here?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's gone out on an errand. Did you want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. To give him this. But it will do later. (<i>She turns away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, don't go, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But Paul's busy here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's never too busy to have some time for you. But I've
- got to see Sally myself, so I'll leave you two together.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll make you comfortable here. (<i>He fusses at the chairs and
- places one for her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, please don't trouble, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's no trouble about it, Jenny. It's always a pleasure to do
- things for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why, Paul, I didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Know what?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That you did things for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You didn't? Well, I haven't boasted up to now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. Then it's you, and I've been thinking it was Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Thought what was Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I thought Zack brought the roses that I'm always finding in my
- room and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>uneasy, but bluffing</i>). Zack? Did you ever see him doing it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. And it was you. (<i>Hand out.</i>) Paul, I apologize.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Apologize? For what? (<i>He touches her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I imagined you too businesslike to think of doing anything like
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, Jenny, you were wrong that time. I've got an eye to business,
- but I'm not quite blind to other things. I've eyes to see the roses coming
- to your cheeks to match the roses in your room.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I do look better for my stay with you, don't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's working wonders, Jenny. The country is the place for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I shall be sorry to go.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh, that's too bad. To talk of going.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not yet, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And not at all, if I'd my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Are you so set on towns?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I live in one.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, but I wonder why. It beats me why you and your mother want to
- live in ugliness with noise and bad air, Jenny. Where's the need for it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Friends. Associations. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd never want for friends anywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I've to think of mother. She's like an old tree, firmly
- rooted and she's hard to move. So we stay where we are.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And you'll grow ill again.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh no. I shall be all right now.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd be better here.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I can't stay here for ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We might find out a way, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. How?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Don't you see? (<i>Takes her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Paul! I never thought of this.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've thought of nothing else since I set eyes on you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>withdrawing hand</i>). But I must think a little now and&mdash;and
- confess.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Confess! You mean that in the town&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not in the town, Paul. Here!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You don't mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I thought I was so clever and could see what you and aunt
- were blind to. It was just a bad mistake, but I have had Zack in my mind a
- lot. So much, Paul, that I didn't think of you, or if I did it was as
- something not quite&mdash;&mdash; I liked Zack, and I fancied you were
- wrong to make so little of him. Why, even now, when Mr. Abbott came to say
- how pleased he'd been and you were puzzled at it all, I thought I'd
- guessed the cause and put it down to Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well&mdash;that's a queer idea.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I know it must seem queer to you. I'm sorry I was stupid, Paul.
- Of course you must know best, living with Zack for all these years. But&mdash;isn't
- it just a little hard to keep him without money?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You don't know all the truth. We do. We've had experience of Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I suppose I'm being rash again.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I think we've got the size of him, Virginia. He's bone-lazy.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, that's Zack. But I was talking of myself&mdash;and you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You'll have to give me time for that, please, Paul. I made a
- false start and I have to see things all over again before I get them
- right.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're not convinced that Zack's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I have your word now, Paul. But that doesn't quite mean that I&mdash;I&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That you love me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It doesn't follow, does it, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I hoped it might.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some day, when I'm used to knowing that it's you who've done the
- little things that made me happy here, it might come, Paul. I cannot say
- just yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The door c. is burst open violently and Joe Wrigley stands in the
- doorway. Behind him, both very reluctant, are Zack and Martha. Joe is a
- big man, with his left arm in a sling. He is strong in body and purpose,
- and has a useful gift of sly humour. He can dominate, and in the ensuing
- scene, he does. He advances. Zack closes the door, and he and Martha try
- to look effaced in the background.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Good morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wrigley!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get out of this. There's nothing here for you. Wrigley. I beg to
- differ, Mr. Paul. We've things to settle here, have you and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, you can't settle them now. I'm busy. Wrigley. I'm not, and so
- I'll wait your pleasure. Paul. I've finished with you, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. No, you haven't, Mr. Paul. You only think you have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'd better go, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No. I'll get rid of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. When things are settled, you'll get rid of me. And not before.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're trespassing in here. I tell you to get out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You'll do yourself no good by quarrelling. It's him I've come
- about. Him and her. Your Zack and my Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack? What about him?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. They've got to be married.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, how horrid! (<i>She turns away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>following her</i>). No, no! Please, Virginia! It isn't true.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>growling</i>). What isn't true?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I mean you're twisting it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You're going to marry her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. If you say so, but you make it sound so bad the way you're
- putting it. I mean, you'll make Virginia think that I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. And who cares what she thinks?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I care, Mr. Wrigley, I do indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Oh! Then you're blacker than I took you for. Carrying on with two
- young women at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Upon my word!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It's he that said he cared, miss. It wasn't me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Let's have this from the beginning, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Beginning? I reckon this began when the Lord made him a male and
- her a female.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh yes. That's very funny, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It's not. There's nothing funny in the ways of sex. They've been
- the worry of the world for ever since the world grew bigger than the
- Garden of Eden, and if you think they're funny, you've a lot to learn.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wrigley, do you know who you're speaking to?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Aye. Brother of my future son-in-law. Makes you a kind of
- sideways son of mine yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We'll have this tale from Zack if you won't tell it straight.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'd rather; and I'll just be here to know he tells it straight.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Now, Zack. No. Wait a minute. Mother had best be in at this. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>) Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And I had better not. (<i>She follows to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Are you afraid to know the worst of him? (<i>Call-ing.</i>) Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>off</i>). I'm coming, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, Zack, Zack, I am so disappointed in you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I meant no harm, Virginia. It's a thing that's grown from nothing
- like, and I don't know how it grew so fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>entering</i>). What is it, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack and Joe Wrigley's girl. Now go on, Zack. What have you done?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've got to speak it out before you all and with Virginia hearing,
- too?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll go.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why should you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Because I prefer it, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We're waiting, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, there isn't much to tell that you don't know about, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You started the whole thing off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. When?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You mind that day when Martha came to tell us Joe had broke his arm
- and Martha took on so in our parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, that's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. You came in when I was trying to console her and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I caught you kissing her, if that's what you mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Ah! That's a point. I'd been waiting for that to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know I kissed her, but it wasn't a meaning kiss. She was blubbing
- and she wouldn't hush and so I kissed her like I'd kiss a baby to console
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You kissed her. That's enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it weren't for pleasure, Mr. Wrigley. She was too wet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He kissed her all right. I saw it. What about it?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He's got to marry her. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Now what has kissing a girl to do with marriage?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. A lot. He's going to marry her because you said so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's the trouble, mother. You did say something, joking like. You
- said, "When's the wedding?" and I joked back and said, "About a month,"
- and Martha took it serious and told her father, and he told other people
- and it's all over the village. It's expected of me now, and I suppose&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be quiet, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You told me to tell you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your mouth shut when I tell you. You only open it to
- give yourself away.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You needn't trouble, missus. He's done all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Done what? You know he'd no intentions, and he hasn't any
- now. He's made no promises.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He's promised and he's made her presents.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to prove that first.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Prove? Where's that parcel, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha comes timidly forward with it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Open it. See that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This? Crusts of bread and bits of meat!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's it. Bread you baked and meat from what you had for dinner
- yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. How did you come by this?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I saved them from my food. She told me she was always hungry and I
- felt that sorry for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>giving the parcel to Martha</i>). You're too soft to
- live. Well, that's only giving charity, Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. With lots of folk it might be, but it's something else than
- charity when one of your family starts giving things away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's nowt to do with marrying and promising, so what it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He promised her not half an hour ago in Tim Bealey's shop, with
- witnesses and all. There was Tim Bealey there and his missus and the
- errand lad and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Is that true, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I did say something, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You silly fool!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it was only to save argument. I do hate argument when people
- have a voice as loud as Joe's.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That means you forced him, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It means he promised before witnesses, and I'll take good care he
- keeps his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come here, Martha. Do you want to marry him?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Of course she does.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Let the girl speak for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'd like to, Mrs. Munning. Only not if Zack don't want as well.
- I'd not expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. But I expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, Joe, we know it's you we've got to thank for this.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I reckon it's me all right. You'll think twice before you sack a
- man for getting hurt another time. I'll teach you something.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>quietly</i>). Will you? By marrying your girl to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's it. I'll break your pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It might break you. I wouldn't swear that this wouldn't make me,
- Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>up to Zack</i>). I didn't go to do it, Zack. I don't want to be
- no trouble to nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Do you want her, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd rather not say, mother. I wouldn't like to hurt her feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do you want to marry her?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd rather drown myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>to her</i>). There, there, Martha. I didn't mean to hurt you.
- There!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your great hands to yourself, Zack, can't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've hurt her feelings, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And I'll hurt yours if you don't do what I tell you sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Come, Mrs. Munning. What's to do with a chap putting his arm
- round the girl he's going to marry?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's just about the same chance of marrying her as you have
- of coming back to work here, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I fancy both our chances then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'd lose your money.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I think not, Mrs. Munning. I've a notion that you'll weigh things
- up and come to seeing this my way. I've not come here to quarrel with my
- relations to be, but I'll just point out that Wilson's of Norton are
- getting business off you every day and you can't afford a scandal in your
- line of trade.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be careful, Wrigley. Threats of that kind have a nasty name.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm not afraid of names. Come here, Martha. We've given them
- enough to think about.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'll look in later for your answer. (<i>Opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You needn't. You can have it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You can. I'll give it you. It's this, that&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack can go with you now to see the vicar, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul, are you mad?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I don't want to marry her. I don't indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've made your bed and you'll lie on it. I'll stir no hand to save
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. But, Paul&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've got my reasons, mother, and they're sound.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's no great hurry, is there, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If a thing's to be done, it's best done quick. We'll have the banns
- put up on Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You're in a mighty haste. It's giving things a queerish twist to
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. When I've to take a dose of physic, I don't play round because it's
- got a filthy taste. I get it down.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it's my physic, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'll do as you're told.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sure I'll try to make you a good wife, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. If it comes to the worst, I'll try and all. But we might both try
- and make a mess of it for all we tried. I'm against this, Martha, and it's
- no good wrapping up the truth. I don't favour it and I can't see sense in
- it at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've gone a bit too far to talk like that, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I wouldn't say I'd gone at all, not knowingly, I mean. It's happened
- like, somehow, and I'll say this much or brast for it. It'll be the
- mistake of your life, Martha. I'm not cut out for a husband of yours. If
- ever you get wed&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She's wedding you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I don't favour it. I've as good a right to my opinion as
- anybody else and I say it's not fair doing to Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Is Martha all you're thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's me as well, and I tell you what I told you down in Bealey's
- shop. I'm always one to take the short road out of trouble and I'm ready
- to oblige you. But I don't like it and the more I think about Martha the
- worse it looks to saddle her with me. Martha's the helpless sort and I'm
- the helpless sort and you don't make two soft people into strong by
- wedding them together. She'd try to lean on me and I'd try to lean on her
- and there'd be nothing there to lean on. It's like trying to make weak tea
- strong by watering the pot. Martha'll only wed with trouble when she weds
- a gormless chap like me, and I don't favour it. I see no sense in it at
- all, and it's no use saying I do, because I don't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And I don't see the sense in doing things to please Joe
- Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm doing this to please myself, not him. What are you waiting for,
- Wrigley? You've got your answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I dunno.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then don't wait. If you want to see Mr. Andrews, it's a good time to
- catch him now before his lunch.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Come along.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley and Martha move towards door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul! You're going to have me called in church?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's the usual place.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Me and Martha Wrigley! And everybody listening!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Take him with you, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>going slowly</i>). Well, I don't favour it at all. I'll do my
- best for Martha, but I'm a silly best for any girl. I've got no heart in
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning goes up towards Zack. Paul stops her with a gesture. Exit
- Zack, after Wrigley and Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>turning angrily.</i>) You're crossing me in this. I've
- not said much so far because there's time to stop it yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You won't want to stop it, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Won't I? I'm not particular fond of Zack, but he's my son as
- much as you, and I've no taste to see a Munning standing up in church with
- a daughter of Joe Wrigley's.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've just two things to say to that. The first is that you started
- it with joking about marriage, and the second's what you're planning now
- for Virginia and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've had that talk with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well? Is it right?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It isn't right, and it was very wrong. I've got her coming round. No
- more than that. But this affair of Zack's chimes in with what we want.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's Zack to do with her?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's where the queerness comes. What do you think, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm getting past all thought to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She'd him in mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack! Well, I don't know! What's Zack been doing that takes
- her fancy?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Did you ever know Zack do anything? Oh, she told me one thing. He's
- been putting flowers in her room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. In her room! The impudence.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I put those flowers there. You understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You? Oh, I see.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I'll tell you something else. She thinks the weddings have got a
- better name because Zack's going to them now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. But Zack does nothing but break things when he goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm telling you what she thinks, not what we know. She's got a fancy
- picture of him in her mind, and while it's there, she'll never marry me.
- That's why he'll marry Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm not at ease about it, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Whose scheme was it for me to marry Jenny? Mine or yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's mine, I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then you shouldn't scheme if you're not prepared to put things
- through. I am prepared. I didn't think seriously of this until you set me
- on. But now I'm on, I'm on, and it'll not be Zack will stop me, neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll have to set them up.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That won't cost much.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll never bear the sight of Zack living along of Martha in
- the village here.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We might get over that. It's costing something, but there'll be
- Virginia's money soon, and so&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's in your mind?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A clean sweep, mother. Getting rid of them. It's much the best.
- Zack's never any use to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Get rid?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We'll emigrate them when they're married.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're thinking fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Leave it to me, mother. I'll arrange it. Yes. It's all plain sailing
- now. Zack married and in Canada, and me and Jenny here with you. I'll see
- that steamship agency at Bollington to-morrow and find out the cost.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- What on earth&mdash;&mdash;-? You've never seen Mr. Andrews in this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then what do you mean by coming back?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I wasn't satisfied we were doing right, Paul, and I got a
- notion as I went along with Joe and Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A notion?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I made my mind up I'd consult somebody before it got to doing things
- so final as the banns.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But we've decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know you have, but I'm still doubtful, and I thought I'd ask
- Virginia to tell me what to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Ask Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. Tell her all about it and just see what she advises me to do.
- I've a great respect for her opinions.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. More than you have for ours?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I can't say that until I know what her opinion is.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She'll be disgusted with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'll keep your foolishness to yourself, Zack, do you hear?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm hard put to it to see I have been foolish, Paul. Virginia will
- tell me, I expect.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Where have you left Joe Wrigley? At the Vicarage?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No. At the "Bunch of Grapes."
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. The "Bunch of Grapes"! The crazy fool. Drinking when he'd a job like
- this to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose he'd have a drink.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh, yes, he'd money for that. They've never any money, but there's
- always some for drink.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It wasn't his fault,|Paul. I gave it him,
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You! Where did you get money from?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I gave him sixpence that Paul gave me this morning for a birthday
- present.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul gave you sixpence!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, I did, as it happens. For a purpose, though. (<i>Turns on Zack.</i>)
- What gets me is Joe Wrigley's letting loose of you at any price.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I gave him an explanation of that. I told him I'd forgotten
- something important.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And he believed you for sixpence?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I <i>had</i> forgotten something, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's that you're hiding behind you all this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd forgotten these. (<i>He discloses a small bunch of roses.</i>)
- They're wild roses from the hedge and I came back to put them in
- Virginia's room when she's not there, same as I have done every day, only
- I'd forgotten them this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You can just leave off doing it then. Virginia's room! Have
- you no sense of decency?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sure she likes them, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>anxiously</i>). She never told you so?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, but I've seen her smiling at me and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She may well smile. Your ways would make a cat laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll&mdash;I'll throw the flowers away. (<i>He turns towards door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Give me those flowers! (<i>Following him to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Go back and get your business done.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia from the house. She has a small parcel. There is a
- conflict of wills at the street door. Then Zack steps into the room again.
- Paul closes the door. Virginia notices the flowers. She goes towards Paul,
- smiling.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh! You've&mdash;you've caught me this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But you needn't look ashamed, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I didn't know I did. I'll&mdash;I'll take them away now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's very sweet of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack watches agape. Paul goes out with the roses.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Now, Zack, I don't think you deserve it, but I brought your
- birthday present down, and here it is. A shaving-set.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sorry, but I haven't got a coin to give you now for luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That doesn't matter now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'd think not, too, with you disgraced. Haven't you got a
- word of thanks for your razor?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. It's the best gift you could make me, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And you promise me you'll use it, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll use it right enough. I'll cut my throat with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack! He doesn't know what he's saying, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do know, and I mean it, too. (<i>Tearing at paper of the parcel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>dryly</i>). You'd have some trouble, Zack. It's a safety
- razor.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're all against me, all of you, and I don't care what happens to
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Zack, listen to me. I'm not against you, though I'm very, very
- sorry for what you've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I haven't done anything and nobody will let me tell you and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Your cousin doesn't want to hear about that, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're trying to stop her hearing and I'm going to tell her now.
- She's got it all so wrong. I know I'm not an angel in trousers, but I'm
- not a wrong <i>'</i>un neither, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That will do, Zack. You've said enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll none of you be sorry when I'm dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I should be very sorry, Zack. What is it that you want to tell
- me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Mother won't let me speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sure she will. She's leaving us together now, so that you
- may tell me what you want to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I doubt it's safe for you, Jenny. He's a bit beside himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's quite the best way, aunt. To let him open his heart to me.
- He'll be much better after that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'll tell a pack of lies to get the soft side of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll make all due allowances, aunt, if you will leave me with
- him now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm loth to, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Then Zack and I will take a walk and he shall tell me as we go.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, if you're keen set like that, I'll go.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thank you, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>at door</i>). But don't you go believing half of what he
- says.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm wonderful obliged to you, Jenny. I'll get some good advice now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Sit down and tell me what you want to. Zack. I dunno where to
- begin. It's so mixed up. But I'm not a desperate bad lad, Virginia. I'm
- really not. Virginia. No. Begin at the beginning, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's like this, Jenny. On the day you came, Martha Wrigley came here
- to let us know her father had broke his arm, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The street door opens violently and Wrigley enters. Silently he goes
- to Zack and points to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm busy just now, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Are you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;&mdash; Yes, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>stopping Zack as he goes</i>). I want Zack, Mr. Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You can have him when I've done with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Mr. Wrigley, I ask you as a favour.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm sorry to disoblige a lady, but my affair comes first.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think not.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Let me go with him, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But, Zack, you were going to tell me&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know. But he'll only argue, and I do hate argument. It wouldn't be
- any good, Virginia. My luck's dead out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>by door</i>). Come on.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Joe. Oh, what a birthday!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley and Zack go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The parlour as Act I. The time is seven o'clock on a sunny evening
- three weeks later. The stage is empty. Then Martha opens a door, looks in,
- enters, comes c., hesitates and sits. She is dressed in her best and looks
- like a country servant girl on a Sunday evening. She carries a small
- handbag. Sally enters from house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>crossing and pulling up short on seeing Martha</i>). Well, I
- never did see the like of you, Martha Wrigley. Strolling in and sitting
- you down as if you owned the place. Martha. Are you speaking to me?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not addressing my remarks to the table. Martha (<i>with great
- hauteur</i>). I believe I'm speaking to Mrs. Munning's kitchen-maid.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Kitchen-maid! I'm a lady-help. And you couldn't get a job at
- cleaning steps yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I want some of your impudence, my girl. Sally. Impudence! From me
- to you! I've known when you came begging a slice of bread from my lunch
- when we were at school, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Times change, don't they, Sally? I'm sitting in the parlour now,
- and your place is in the kitchen. You'll keep it, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You know very well I'm only obliging Mrs. Munning temporarily.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I know you're idling your time in here and if you don't want me to
- show you up to Mrs. Munning for a dawdling slouch, you'll keep the sweet
- side of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You do think you're some one because you're going to marry Zack. It
- might be Mr. Paul the fuss you make.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>rising</i>). It's a pity that folk can't control themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. If that's meant for me, let me tell you I never lost control of
- myself in my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. If the cap fits you can put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You'll please to tell me what you mean by that, Martha Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Everybody knows you'd hopes of Zack yourself. You're only showing
- your jealousy.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Me jealous of you! You'll take that back. Do you hear? You'll take
- that back.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Not me. It's a well-known fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Who says?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I say.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Then I call you a liar. You're a liar, and a mean, spiteful
- spitting cat, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha gives back before her. Zack enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Hullo, Martha. I just came in here for a bit of a sit-down. I favour
- a spell of peace and quiet at the close of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He just touches Martha without affection in passing and sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And all day too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You hold your hush, Sally Teale. Am I to come in here to be
- insulted by your servant, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nay, I've got no servant that I ever heard of.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Eh, Martha, Sally's a decent body. She'd never insult nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Are you going to take her side against me? Zack. I've not seen
- anything to take anybody's side about as yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. She says I'm jealous and she'll take it back.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I won't. As true as true, you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You are.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack rises, comes between, puts finger in mouth and whistles.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's enough, lass. Whistle's gone. I'm referee and I look at it
- like this. You can't both be right.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. No, I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And you can't both be wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. She's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. So it's a draw.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. That doesn't help. She called me a liar. Zack (<i>impressed</i>).
- No. Did you, Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Yes, I did, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sorry to hear that of you, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>contrite</i>). Well, she shouldn't have said&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe she spoke beyond her meaning. You did, didn't you, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I spoke hasty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>to Sally</i>). And you answered hasty, didn't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I might.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I thought so. Haste! It's the cause of half the trouble in the
- world. I never hurry. It's a principle with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>tearfully</i>). Zack, I'm sorry I put on airs. I won't do it
- again. (<i>Comes to him. He puts arm round her</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'll&mdash;I'll not lose my temper again, Zack. (<i>Comes to him.
- He puts his other arm round her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There, there, Martha. There, there, Sally. I never did believe in
- arguing. It's wear and tear for nothing, and&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia and Mrs. Munning enter, Virginia in light dress, with hat and
- gloves.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Going in for being a Mormon, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother. I dunno how it is, cousin Virginia, but the awkwardest
- things do keep happening to me. I was only reconciling them like.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You haven't done the bedrooms for the night, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm on my way there now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll arrive a lot sooner if you'll try going upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally is about to reply, thinks better of it and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm the unluckiest chap alive, Virginia. I'd give the world to have
- you thinking well of me, and things fall out wrong road every time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll do, Zack. Martha's waiting to speak to me. What is
- it, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>opening her bag</i>). This is what I came in for, Mrs. Munning.
- Your invitation to the wedding. Oh! (<i>She drops some cards.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Pick them up, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack picks them up.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I thought Zack and me might go round tonight delivering them.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack, on his knee picking up cards, reverently kisses the hem of
- Virginia's skirt.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh yes. (<i>Sharply.</i>) What are you doing, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>scrambling up</i>). Picking up cards. (<i>Giving them to Mrs.
- Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, you've had cards printed. (<i>Returns cards to Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. They are stylish, aren't they? (<i>Giving a card</i>). That's
- yours, Mrs. Munning. And I brought you one, Miss Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Waste of money.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You can't be genteel without spending a bit of money. A wedding's
- a wedding, Mrs. Munning, and folk have to spread themselves sometimes. Are
- you ready, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not so anxious, Martha. It'll mean a lot of walking.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I suppose you'd rather good money went on postage?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. All right, mother. I'll go. Only you know, Martha, you're tying this
- knot firm. A printed card's an awful binding thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. My father's got to see there's no mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. He's doing pretty well so far.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes. My wedding-dress is coming home tonight, too. I'll show it
- you if you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>swallowing, then</i>), I'm like a cat on hot bricks till I see
- that dress.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha and Zack go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Poor Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Fools pay for their folly. Did you come down for your walk
- with Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. It's about the usual time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'll be late this evening. He'd to go to Bollington this
- afternoon, but he'll bring you back a fairing, Jenny. He mostly went on
- your account.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. On mine?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's fretting because the roses he's putting in your room
- each day aren't good enough for you. He's gone to Bollington to see if he
- can't find better at the flower shop there.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>coldly</i>). He needn't have troubled, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul doesn't count it trouble to do things for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So he's told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, truth's truth, and I'm not bound to hide it. He's
- missed his proper bedtime every night with seeking roses here to suit him.
- They've got to be so fine and large before they'll do for Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters with a vase of very faded roses in her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Do you want these leaving in your room any longer, Miss Virginia?
- They're that faded and done they'll stink the place out soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think they might be thrown away now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'd think so, too. Been there a week if it's a minute. Some one
- used to change them every day, but they've seemingly got tired of the job.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Put them away, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally nods and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>making the best of it</i>). I didn't know he'd given it
- up here altogether.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I expect he preferred a proper night's rest, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not he. But that's Paul all over. If he can't get the best
- he'll have none. Look at the engagement ring he gave you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. It's&mdash;an engagement ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Ah, but you're like myself, Jenny. You don't value things
- for their appearance, but for what they mean to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>doubtfully, fingering the ring</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters, with hat and coat on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, you're sooner than I expected.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, I've settled it. I've done my business. I've got them mother.
- How are you, Jenny? (<i>Comes round and kisses her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you brought them with you, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll show you. Let me get my coat off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The roses, I mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>blankly</i>). Oh the roses.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>quickly</i>). They'll be sending them, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm just going upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You needn't run away from him the moment he comes back.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. But I shan't be going out for a walk to-night, aunt. I'll
- take my hat off. (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you no sense at all? Couldn't you tell her the roses
- were coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. They're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not coming? And me just telling her they were all you went
- to Bollington for!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You shouldn't tell her lies. You know they weren't all I went for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She liked to think they were. You've got a memory like a
- sieve.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I didn't forget. I went to the shop and asked the price. They wanted
- sixpence each. Sixpence for a single rose. Have you any idea what a lot of
- roses it takes to make a decent-looking bunch?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Will you never get it into your thick head that it's worth
- spending money to gain money?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've got the spending habit lately. There's no need to spend for
- the sake of spending. I'm engaged to Virginia. What more do you want?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I want you to keep engaged till you're married. You're
- growing careless and neglecting her.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Neglecting! I gave her a kiss just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That cost you nothing. What made you stop putting flowers in
- her room?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm not marrying a wife to stand at her heels with silly flowers.
- And there isn't a woman on earth worth buying roses for at sixpence a
- bloom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Virginia's five hundred a year's worth it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's not. Selling flowers at that price is robbery, and I'll be
- robbed by no one. Look at Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That won't last long.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're right. It won't. Zack will be married on Wednesday and off to
- Canada on Saturday. Just let Joe Wrigley come here after that. I'll teach
- him something.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've got their tickets?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>showing them</i>). I told you I had.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Steerage, I see.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Of course they're steerage. Why, do you know we've to give them a
- matter of ten pounds before they'll let them load?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, we have to start them off with something, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Ten pounds isn't something. It's a thundering lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. In a good cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A good cause is a better cause when it's cheap, and this is coming
- out a bit expensive.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What is it, Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. The door bell, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally crosses and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. An order, if we're lucky.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you are lucky, lately, aren't you? Everything you can
- think of <i>'</i>s going right, (<i>Sally re-enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It's Mr. Wrigley and some friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley enters with Thomas Mowatt and Harry Shoe-bridge. Mowatt is a
- fat, red-faced dairyman and Shoe-bridge is a farmer, tall, with brown face
- and mutton-chop whiskers. Wrigley has a large jug of ale and puts it on
- table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Good evening, Mrs. Munning. Come in, Thomas, Harry. You see, Mrs.
- Munning, you've been so amazing good to me lately over a bit of supper at
- nights that I thought I'd bring a friend or two this time to test the
- vittles.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Ay, and you needn't tire your tongue with welcoming words. I can
- read your genial thoughts. And knowing you hadn't got it here, we brought
- our own ale with us. (<i>Lifting jug.</i>) It's a real drop of stimulant
- is this. Now sit down, Thomas. There you are, Harry. (<i>Places chairs.</i>)
- Well, now what shall it be? (<i>Sits.</i>) Seeing we're unexpected like, I
- think a bit of bread and cheese, eh Thomas?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. It'll go sweetly with the ale.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. So it will. Bread and cheese, Mrs. Munning. I'd not say "no" to
- biscuits myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>advancing</i>). Joe Wrigley&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Eh, Paul, I didn't just notice you, but you're the man we want.
- We've really come on business, but we'll get on better when we're
- fortified with a bite and a sup. You know what Thomas and Harry are, don't
- you?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>surrendering</i>). You'd better get the bread and cheese out,
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning goes reluctantly and opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sally! Sally!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's right, Paul. When the Executive Committee of the Little
- Hulton Savings Club pay a call upon you it's a matter of common sense for
- you to make them feel at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mr. Mowatt and Mr. Shoebridge are on the Executive and they're
- welcome here, but you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm on as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Since last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. As you say, Harry, since last night. I'm coopted under rule 17.
- Cost me a gallon of beer, but I'm co-opted. We're the Executive and we're
- here on a matter of business concerned with the work of the Society.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>with deference</i>). What can I do for you, Mr. Shoebridge?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning and Sally enter. They put food and glasses on table.
- Wrigley pours ale. They eat and drink during the ensuing. Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. You do the catering for our annual picnic, and there's a resolution
- standing on our minute book, recommending our members to employ you at
- times of private merrymaking. Thank you, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We've done all catering for your members at contract prices for many
- years.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. That's so. And no one likes to break an old connection without
- warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Break?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. I reckon first to last you've made a pretty penny by us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure our charges to you are moderate, Mr. Mowatt.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. They'll do. They'll do&mdash;so long as you're giving us what we
- want.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. It's not the charges that we're here about exactly.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then what is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. I'm telling you as fast as I can. This is a tasty bit of cheese,
- Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Aye. I thought you'd relish it. It's full-flavoured but it
- doesn't rasp the tongue. It's mellow.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Meller's a great word, Joe. I like things to be meller. I like
- meller women and meller cheese and meller ale and meller festivals.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Did you go to see Mr. Abbott married the other day?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Did I go? I'd say so. That was a proper meller occasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. It was that. Mellow right through. He married his wife with port
- wine, did Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. I'm not partial to port wine myself. I favour ale at all times and
- all occasions. Ale's a beverage.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. And Mr. Abbott's wedding isn't the point to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. It was a meller wedding and we want things meller always.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. That's it in a nutshell, Mr. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure we make no differences, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Oh yes, you do. You may not know it, but you do. You have two sorts
- of catering, and our members want the best, or the Executive will pass a
- resolution advising all to patronize Wilson's of Norton.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I hope you won't do that, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, if you want to keep our connection, you'll have to do the
- thing our way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But you don't tell us what your way is. What is it we do wrong?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. I'm coming to it, lad. I'm going to touch the spot. From what we
- hear, your Zack's a-wedding Martha Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, I've nowt against it. Martha's doing unexpected well, but if
- Zack's satisfied I'm sure I am. But Joe Wrigley tells me that it doesn't
- stop at that, and being her father he ought to know. You want to emigrate
- them off to Canada. Now where's the sense in that?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It seems best to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Well, I think it's rotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You must allow us to be judges.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I think that's our business and nobody else's.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>pushing back chair and rising</i>). Come on, let's be getting
- over to Wilson's and making our arrangements with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS (<i>rising</i>). Yes, that's the only thing if they're going to
- talk that road.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But I do wish you'd explain. What has Zack's going to Canada to do
- with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. You want a lot of telling. You have two sorts of jollifications
- here. Jollifications with Zack Munning and jollifications without. We want
- them <i>with</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. With Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. He's the difference I've been telling you about.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack is! He never does anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. He does enough. I know what you mean. He's a bit of a fool at doing
- most things is Zack, but he's got a gift for jollifications. I couldn't
- point to where it is myself. Zack's just to come and moon about and drop a
- word into an ear there and take a woman's arm here and the thing's done.
- You might call it a knack he has.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. He mellers things. That's where it is. It's like this, Mrs.
- Munning. You can eat cheese without supping ale to it, but you don't get
- satisfaction. And Paul can run a wedding without Zack being there, but
- it's not hearty&mdash;not what I'd call a jollification. It's stiff and
- hard. No feeling in it. No mellerness.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Zack's got a way with him. He's an artist. If the talk's going
- flat, or anybody recalls a subject that's not fit to be recalled at a
- wedding&mdash;an old quarrel or such like,&mdash;what does Zack do but
- break a plate? and smiles that smile of his, and all's well in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, this is a revelation to me. I don't know what to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I do. He'll go to Canada.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Is that your last word?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No. We'll talk this over, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's gone too far for talking now. I've bought their tickets.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. They'll do to light a fire with.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll let you have your answer later, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY (<i>by door</i>). All right, Mrs. Munning. You're wise enough to
- know a hasty temper doesn't pay in business. I could give a good guess at
- your answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm not fond of guessing myself, so I'll stay here to get it. I'm
- concerned twice over. As a member of the Executive and as father of the
- bride to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. We'll leave it to you, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I reckon you can.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Good evening, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Good evening to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Thomas and Harry.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I suppose we can put this down to you, Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You might be farther out.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd nothing to say against emigrating them when I mentioned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. No, but I thought a lot. I'd a father's feelings, and they went
- too deep for words.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What have you done this for, Joe?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Two reasons, and I don't know which is bigger of the two. Zack's
- worth good money here. If I'd a mind to ruin your trade I'd let him go,
- and make you find out what you've missed. But that's not Joseph Wrigley's
- way. I kill no geese that lay me golden eggs. And reason number two. Aye,
- and this weighs heaviest. I want the pleasure of knowing they're living in
- the village here and the satisfaction of watching your face look sour and
- sourer for the sight of them. I'll teach you something for sacking me.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia enters, during this speech.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you, Joe? You've given me two reasons why you think you will.
- I'll give you two why you won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You will?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be careful, Paul. (<i>She puts hand on his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>shaking her off</i>). The first's Zack isn't married yet to
- Martha and the second is he isn't going to be. Their engagement's served
- my purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What was your purpose, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh! I didn't see you, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Never mind her. You're speaking to me. Zack shall marry Martha or
- I'll make your name a stink in Little Hutton.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You'll eat a lot of dirt for this, Paul Munning. Banns called and
- wedding fixed and people asked. (<i>By door, then turns</i>). Is Zack to
- marry Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Then the band is going to play and, by George, I'll make you
- dance to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wrigley.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>quietly</i>). You must tell me what this is, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's Joe Wrigley making a mistake. Thinks he can bounce me, does he?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'd better be careful, Paul. Joe Wrigley's one thing when
- he's one of our men, but he's another now he's got on that committee.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd like to wring his neck. The cunning swine.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack's not to go to Canada.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. He's not. I'll go to Bollington tomorrow and get the
- money back on the tickets. But he shan't marry Martha either. I'll get
- even with Joe Wrigley there.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What does Zack say?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack? What's Zack to do with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's his marriage, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack <i>'</i>ll do as he's told. He wasn't marrying her because he
- wanted to.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why was he marrying?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Because I wanted it. I don't want it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We're in a ticklish corner with Joe Wrigley, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do you want me to hold my hands up to Joe Wrigley?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll take care what you do? I don't want my business
- damaged worse than it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. <i>Your</i> business?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It is my business, I believe. You're only my manager, and I
- warn you to be careful or I'll set about making a change. I've learnt
- something to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So have I.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother, you don't believe Joe's tales of Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'd not believe a sacked man's tales of anything, but I
- believe Mowatt and Shoebridge, and I know who it is they want at the
- weddings. It's been a shock to me to find they favour Zack, but it's Zack
- they want and Zack they're going to get.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A nice mess he'll make of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That remains to be seen. He's never had his chance till now,
- but he's just as much my son as you are, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes, he was just as much your son when you neglected him and
- kept him down and gave Paul all your love. And just as much when you and
- Paul let Zack walk into Wrigley's trap and never raised a hand to save
- him, and when you schemed to send him out to Canada to save your pride
- from being hurt, and when you changed your mind about him now&mdash;not
- from regret or any love for Zack, but when you found your business would
- do better with him here. Oh, I've been stupid too. I let myself be blinded
- by the dust you both threw in my eyes, but I'm not blinded now and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you be quiet, Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If I made a mistake; Jenny, I've owned to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You've owned to it! Does that make up to Zack for all the years
- you've slighted him, for the chances that he might have had and Paul has
- robbed him of? For&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Robbed! I think you're forgetting whose ring you're wearing on your
- finger.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Your ring? Yes. There's your ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She takes it off and throws it at him. Zack and Martha enter. Martha
- is in a stupidly elaborate wedding-dress. The ring misses Paul, hits Zack
- and falls.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I think I heard something drop.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I've dropped Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You might have damaged that ring badly. It cost me thirty shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You are having an expensive time, lately.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>picking up ring</i>). Oh, it's a beautiful ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes. Give it to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. Put it on, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha puts it on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Do you like the look of it on your finger?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA It's a vision.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Is it? Do you like the man that goes with that ring?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's my ring, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm quite aware of that. Do you like Paul, Martha? Will you take
- Paul Munning for your lawful wedded husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not very quick at thinking, Virginia, but I think you're getting
- things mixed up like.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She's gone mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Have I aunt?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't know, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do know. You know Joe Wrigley has the power to ruin you
- unless Martha becomes Mrs. Munning. She's going to become Mrs. Munning,
- but not Mrs. Zack Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I've passed my word to Martha. We've had banns called in church.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are you in love with Martha, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are you or are you not?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You do ask the awkwardest questions, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's good enough for me. Martha, it's a pity to waste that
- wedding-dress. Would you rather marry Zack or Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I've never dared to lift my eyes as high as Mr. Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's not so high. Stand on a chair if it'll make you feel
- easier. It's like this, Martha. Paul's missing something by not marrying
- me, but there's a matter of five hundred pounds that I'll give him in the
- vestry on his wedding-day with you. Of course if he doesn't marry you
- there's no five hundred pounds, and there is your father.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And a new manager for my business too.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you've got it all three ways, Paul. Martha, you needn't be
- afraid. Canada with Zack was the riskiest gamble a woman ever thought of,
- but England with Paul is something solid. You'll have friends to Watch you
- and to watch Paul, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's all right, Paul. You needn't thank me now. And if you'd
- like to take Martha out for a walk, I shan't prevent you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Me walk through Little Hulton by the side of Mr. Paul! Oh, Miss
- Virginia, I'd never have the face.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've told you you're bringing him good money. You give and he
- takes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do I take?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother, have you nothing to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. She's come down on the right side of the fence at last, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll not pretend I'm pleased, but it's a way out.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd see me sacrificed like this?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll not forget that Martha's in the room, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose I'll do wrong thing if I open my mouth, but I'll speak my
- mind for once and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What's the matter, Zack? You didn't want to marry Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I didn't and I did. I've no right to be selfish, and I didn't like
- the thought of it at first. I'm the wrong sort of husband for her as I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very well, then&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Aye. As I am I'm wrong, and I know I'm wrong. But I might not be so
- wrong in Canada. I've never had a chance afore, and this thing's grown on
- me a bit. I've wanted my chance, and it looked like I was getting it. You
- never know what a foreign country will do for a man, and Canada began to
- look a chance to me. I'd hopes of Canada. And now you say I'm not to marry
- Martha, and I'll never get a chance again.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'd rather marry Mr. Paul, if he's willing, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. He's willing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe you're right, Martha. Paul's a bigger man than me and I
- mustn't be selfish. But I'd begun to be hopeful, and I own this is a blow
- to me. I'll go out for a breath of air.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Stay where you are, Zack. Paul and Martha are going out
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's advertising it a bit, and her in her wedding-gown and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's meant to advertise it, Paul. There's your hat. Give her
- your arm now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Mr. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They go up to door, arm in arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And I'll tell you something, Paul. You're great at talking of
- the cost of things. A pleasant look costs no more than a sour one, so see
- what you can do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Paul and Martha. Virginia closes door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now then, aunt, is there anything you'd like to say to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's the cause of more trouble than he's worth, and has been
- since the day he was born.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, mother. I knew it must be all my fault some road.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I suppose that way of speaking to him is force of habit, aunt.
- But it's time you changed your habits now. Don't you think you'd feel
- better if you apologized to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Apologized!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've a belief myself in paying debts.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't owe Zack for much.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Only thirty years' neglect.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You mustn't talk like that to mother, Jenny. You can't expect a
- great soft thing like me to get same care taken of him as she took of
- Paul. You don't treat carthorses like you'd treat a racer.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>to Mrs. Munning, ignoring Zack</i>). So you've nothing to say
- to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't know that I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're leaving quite a lot to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We know what's good for Zack. Some folk don't pay for
- kindness.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some never get a chance. Zack's had your method long enough.
- We'll try mine now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And what is yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Bring me some hot water and a towel, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Hot water?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. In a jug.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny. I knew there'd be hot water in it somewhere. (<i>Exit
- Zack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's this for?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A clean start and a clean chin and Zack's first lesson in the
- art of self-respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Meaning you're going to swell his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No, aunt. Only to shave his beard. I'm going to talk to Zack and
- a lather-brush will be a handy thing to stop his mouth with if he tries to
- answer back before I've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack re-enters with steaming jug and a towel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's very hot. I found the kettle on the boil.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. All the better.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>apprehensively</i>). Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you think I'll stay here and watch you do it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Well, aunt, I rather hoped you wouldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're taking charge of things, young lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've come to the conclusion that it's time. (<i>Mrs. Munning
- meets her eye, quails and goes out.</i>) Zack, go upstairs and bring me
- down the birthday present that I gave you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's not upstairs, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Where is it, then? I want it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I keep it in my pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No wonder your coat fits like a sack. Give it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're not going to take it off me because I didn't use it, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm going to use it. Sit down. (<i>She pushes him into chair and
- puts towel round his neck.</i>) Tell me why you carried this about with
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's because I&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; (<i>hesitates.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Because you gave it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I gave it you for use. Keep still now. (<i>She trims his beard
- with scissors.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny. I know, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. They're
- too grand for using on the likes of me. Oh! (<i>She deliberately pricks
- him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You ran the scissors into me. It doesn't matter though.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She pricks again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, Jenny, that did hurt a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I meant it to. Don't you dare to say it doesn't matter when
- you're hurt or I'll hurt you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She turns to table and makes lather.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And when I give you anything and tell you to use it, you won't
- imagine it's too grand for you. You'll use it; (<i>Her back is still
- turned to him. He fingers the stubble on his chin and nervously holds the
- chair-arms, watching her timorously.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>turning with lather-brush</i>). Very well. Now I can start
- talking to you. (<i>She holds brush poised. He eyes it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've not done badly up to now for a non-starter. (<i>She puts
- brush in his mouth</i>). Oof!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>lathering</i>). If you open your mouth again unless I tell
- you to, that's what you'll get. Now, Zack Munning, who do you think you
- are? (<i>Stands from him</i>). You may answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well I suppose I'm&mdash;&mdash; I dunno. I'm nobody much.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>approaching and lathering</i>). You can't answer. Then I'll
- tell you. You are not nobody. You're a person of considerable importance.
- For one thing, you're the mainstay of your mother's business. When you go
- to weddings, they're liked, and when you don't they're disliked. Paul is
- not popular. You are. You may speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've no right to run down Paul like that, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm not running him down. I'm putting him in his place in
- comparison with you. Now, is that understood? You're of more value here
- than he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, but, Jenny&mdash;oof! (<i>He gets the brush in his mouth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. If you like a mouthful of soap at every word I utter you can
- have it. If you don't, sit quiet and listen. Where was I coming to? Oh
- yes. Martha Wrigley. You didn't love her, Zack. Why did you let them force
- her on to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do hate argument, Jenny. Paul argued and Joe argued and he's a
- powerful voice for arguing has Joe, and so I just said "yes" to make an
- end of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>taking razor</i>). You'd better turn round to the light now.
- I don't want to plough your face. Carry the chair to the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Sit down and let me see what I can make of you. (<i>She shaves.</i>)
- You just said "Yes" to save yourself the trouble of saying "No" and never
- thought of anybody else but Paul and Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>moving in protest</i>). Oh yes, I did, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>alarmed</i>). Be careful, Zack. I don't want to cut you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I did think of some one else.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Who?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I thought of Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Never mind Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I must mind her. She looked to me for consolation did Martha,
- and I don't think Paul's as good at consoling a wench as I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh? So we've found something we're better at than he is, have
- we?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm bound to think of Martha's feelings, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Martha's parading the high street with Paul. Her feelings are
- all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. My conscience isn't easy about her, Jenny. We've been called in
- church together and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>holding out razor</i>). And you can finish shaving by
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I don't know how. I've never used a razor in my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia puts razor on table. Zack rises, half shaved.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's time you learned.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You were getting on so well.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So were you till you began to talk rubbish about Martha Wrigley.
- Go and ask her to finish shaving you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Have I said anything to offend you, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Have you said&mdash;&mdash;? You think a lot about other people,
- Zack. Do you never think of me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do that. But it's not the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. The same as what?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's common thinking when I think of them. When I think of you it's
- something a bit special. It's thinking with my hat off, like going into
- church. It's Sunday best and I couldn't bring myself to talk of it the
- same way as I'd talk of them. It's not for talking of at all. It's
- holylike. That's why I haven't mentioned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>takes up razor. Zack flinches</i>). Sit down again. I'll
- finish shaving you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Will you, Jenny? (<i>He sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Don't talk or you'll get cut. Now listen, Zack. Martha
- Wrigley's getting what she wants. She's marrying Paul and she'll be the
- proudest woman in the place. So you can put her out of mind. If you want
- to say "good-bye" to her, you can go and say it when I've finished shaving
- you. Only you'll say it in words. You're a bit too free with your
- consolations, and I've not shaved you for Martha Wrigley to have the
- benefit of your virgin chin. You've finished with her, Zack, you
- understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very well. Now you can get up and look at yourself in that
- glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>peering into glass in lid of shaving set</i>). Why, Jenny, I'd
- not have known myself. Is yon lad me?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I tell you what, Jenny, if I'd met that face in the lane on
- anybody else but me, I'd have said he wasn't a bad looking chap at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's not a face you're meeting in the lane. It's your face.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's the surprising part about it. Why, it's very near worth
- taking the trouble to shave every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll see you take the trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And I'll look like this every day!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You will.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, but if that's so, and I'm free of Martha, why.... No. I'm
- getting ahead too fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not you. Take another look at yourself if you're afraid about
- anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>looking</i>). I'm pretty near good-looking enough to chance it.
- Dang it, I will chance it, and all&mdash;No. No. I'm not quite bold enough
- for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>holding glass in front of him</i>). Look again.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, you can't eat me anyhow. Jenny, I've got a heap of love for
- you. I've loved you since the day I met you, and I've been the miserablest
- chap on earth because of what's been happening since. Things always do go
- wrong with me, and they've been going the wrongest road they could, but,
- by gum, there's just a chance to put them right this time, and I'll dash
- at it if I'm hanged for it. Jenny it's the most bowdacious thing to come
- from me to you, but I'm wrought up to point and I've got to speak or bust.
- Will you have me, lass?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Kiss me, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;but&mdash;do you mean to say you'll&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You great baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>embracing her</i>). Eh, I could hug you till you broke. Love?
- Love's the finest state of man. I'm&mdash;I'm&mdash;&mdash; No. There
- aren't words made for this. Its too tremendous big for words. Jenny, it's
- true? You're not&mdash;You're not just playing with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. It's true. Oh, Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Jenny! (<i>Kiss.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
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- </div>
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- <h1>
- THREE LANCASHIRE PLAYS
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- <h3>
- The Game; The Northerners; Zack
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- <h2>
- By Harold Brighouse
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- London: Samuel French, Ltd. Publishers
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- 1920
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- <a href="#link2H_PREF"> PREFACE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_BIBL"> Bibliography: </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> <b>THE GAME</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> ACT I </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> ACT II </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> ACT III </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> <b>THE NORTHERNERS</b> </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> ACT I. </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> ACT II </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> ACT III </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> ACT IV </a>
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- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> <b>ZACK</b> </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> ACT I. </a>
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- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> ACT II. </a>
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- PREFACE
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- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>n another age than
- ours play-books were a favourite, if not the only, form of light reading,
- and the novel, now almost universally preferred, is the development of the
- last century. But a writer of plays should be the last person in the world
- to resent the novelist's victory, for plays are written to be acted, and
- reach a full completeness only by means of the collaboration of author
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- Architect's plans, however, are not unintelligible to the layman,
- especially to the layman who is not devoid of imagination, the layman who
- is ready to spend a trifling mental effort and to become, be it ever so
- little, expert. And so with printed plays, those ground-plans of the
- drama. There must have been in the eighteenth century, a larger percentage
- of the reading public than obtains to-day that was expert in reading
- plays; plays were thought&mdash;you can find ample proof of it in the
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- Smollett. Perhaps the comparative brevity of a play was, even in those
- unhurried days, a point in its favour; certainly the play-reading habit
- was strong and one likes to think that it is not lost. To read dully the
- script of a spectacular play is desolating weariness, but the same script
- read with sympathetic imagination becomes the key to fairyland, and from
- an armchair one sees more marvels than ever stagecraft could present.
- There are abominable limitations on the stage; producers are tedious
- pedants; but the reader mentally producing a play from the book in his
- hand looks through a magic casement at what he gloriously will instead of
- through a proscenium arch at the handiwork of a merely human producer.
- Play-reading, in fact, obeys the law that as a man sows so shall he reap;
- a little trouble, rapidly eased by practice, leads one to a great deal of
- pleasure.
- </p>
- <p>
- It depends, of course, upon the play as well as upon the reader, and
- though one has rather romantically instanced spectacular plays, their
- scripts do, as a rule, belong to the class of play which is not worth
- reading. They are, or are apt to become, the libretto to some specific
- scenery or stage effect and the imaginative reader, failing to hit upon
- the particular staging intended, is lost in puzzlement. Nor do plays of
- action make the best reading. There are no plays but plays of action, but
- action is of many kinds, and the play whose first concern is situation and
- rapid physical movement is so specifically a stage-play, so sketchy in its
- ground-plan until the collaborators work in unison upon it, as to make
- reading more of a torment than a pleasure. While you must have wordless
- pantomime at the basis of every play, it is those plays which exhibit in
- high degree the use of action in the form of dialogue that are the more
- comfortable reading; and, always postulating that a play is a play&mdash;not
- necessarily a playwright's play, the admiration of his brother craftsmen,
- but a thing practicable, actable and effective on the stage&mdash;the more
- physical action is subordinated to character, to the exploration of the
- springs of human motive, the better it is for reading purposes and the
- better for all purposes.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ibsen led the modern play, where the modern novel followed it, to the
- investigation of character rather than to the unfolding of a story, and
- one suggests that readers who find satisfaction in the modern
- psychological novel should find the reading of modern plays to their taste
- for the reason that the dramatists, though they haven't in a play the same
- opportunities for analysis as the novelists find in their more spacious
- pages, are essentially "out for" the same thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- The type of play one is here writing about is one which has not, in the
- past, flourished extensively in the popular theatres; it is the type
- known, rather obscurely, as the "Repertory" play. It was called by that
- name, probably in derision, and the Repertory play was held to be
- synonymous with the un-commercial play. Then queer things happened.
- "Hindle Wakes" broke out of the Repertory palisade, made dramatic history
- and, what from the amazed commercial manager's standpoint was even more
- startling, a fortune; "The Younger Generation" followed into the
- commercial camp; and in the rent profiteer's year of 1919, when managers
- seemed forced by ruthless circumstance more even than by inclination to
- play the safest game and to offer the Big Public nothing but repetitions
- of the tried and true, two plays from the Repertories came to town. "The
- Lost Leader" filled the Court Theatre in a very heat wave, and "Abraham
- Lincoln" took the King to Hammersmith&mdash;with many thousands of his
- subjects. So that it will not do to speak of plays as commercial on the
- one hand and Repertory on the other. Repertory has golden possibilities,
- if you don't expect too much of it. It would be fallacious to expect the
- same pay-dust from "Abraham Lincoln" as from "Chu Chin Chow." Nor would
- one expect Joseph Conrad to sell like Nat Gould.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sincerity is a virtue possessed, as a rule, by the Repertory play, but it
- will by no means do to claim for this sort of play a monopoly of
- sincerity. The most popular type of drama (and the most English),
- melodrama, is rigidly sincere&mdash;to the confounding of the
- Intellectual. There is plenty of dishonest thinking and unscrupulous
- play-making, but not in popular melodrama. In melodrama which pretends to
- be something other than what it is, there is immediate and obvious
- insincerity, but there is no writing with the tongue in the cheek in
- downright, unabashed melodramas of the old Adelphi, and the present Lyceum
- type. It will not do to call the "highbrow" plays sincere, with the
- implication that all other plays are insincere, any more than they can
- themselves be sweepingly characterized as uncommercial. Sincerity, anyhow,
- may be beside the point, and the term Repertory play, though
- unsatisfactory, stands for something perfectly well understood. No
- definition would be apt to the whole body of Repertory plays, but one
- would like, diffidently, to suggest that Repertory plays are written by
- men and women of intellectual honesty who postulate that their audience
- will be composed of educated people&mdash;and that attempt at a definition
- fails. It has a snobbish ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- And now, after generalizing about Repertory plays and reading plays, to
- come down to the particular instance of the Lancashire plays here printed.
- They are three of seven plays which their author has written about the
- people of his native county, and reasons for publishing them now are that
- nobody wanted to publish plays during the war, and that the author is an
- optimist about the future of Repertory. Which last is only a sort of
- reason for publishing some of Repertory's step-children&mdash;that, at any
- rate, the new men may know, if they care to know, these workaday examples
- deriving from the only Repertory Theatre in Great Britain which created a
- local drama. Though none of these three plays was, in fact, produced by
- Miss Horniman's Company, they nevertheless belong to the "Manchester
- School," which was a by-product of her Company.
- </p>
- <p>
- The "Manchester School" was never conscious of itself, as the Irish School
- was. The Irishmen had a country, a patriotic sentiment, a national
- mythology; they had, so soon after the beginning that it seemed they had
- it from the first, the already classical tradition of Synge; they had in
- the Deidre legend a subject made to their hands, a subject which it
- appeared every Irishman must tackle in order to pass with honours as an
- Irish dramatist; and there was explicit endeavour to create an Irish
- Drama. In Manchester, so far were we from any explicit ambition to create
- a Lancashire Drama that we denied the fact of its creation. What
- reputation it had was not home-made in Manchester and exported, but made
- in London and America. At Miss Horniman's theatre in Manchester, there
- were so many bigger things being done than the earlier, technically weak
- plays of the local authors. And it is worth pointing out that the authors
- went (it was admirable, it was almost original in them) for their material
- to what was immediately under their noses; they took as models the
- Lancashire people of their daily life, and in their plays they did not
- always flatter their models. The models saw themselves in the theatre
- rather as they were than as they liked to think they were, and they hadn't
- the quixotry to praise too highly authors who held up to them a mirror of
- disconcerting truthfulness. It came upon the authors unexpectedly, as even
- something a little preposterous, to be taken seriously, to be labelled,
- heaven knows by whom, the "Manchester School," as if they had a common
- aim..
- </p>
- <p>
- That, surely, is the significance of the "Manchester School," that the
- phenomenon and the hope. Miss Horniman established her Company in
- Manchester, with Mr. B. Iden Payne, a genius, as her producer of plays.
- What she gave to Manchester was perhaps more, perhaps not more, than the
- aftermath of the historic Vedrenne-Barker campaign at the Court Theatre;
- at any rate, she gave a series of Repertory plays&mdash;plays which had no
- likelihood of being seen in the provinces under the touring system&mdash;notably
- well acted; she demonstrated that drama was a living art, and in the light
- of that demonstration there outcropped spontaneously, un-self-consciously,
- the body of local drama now known as the "Manchester School." Whatever the
- individual merits of the Lancashire plays may be, whatever, even, their
- collective importance or unimportance, they have this significance of
- localization. Stimulated by Miss Horniman's catholic repertoire, local
- authors sought to express in drama local characteristics.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are no two questions in the writer's mind, nor, he thinks, in
- anybody's, as to whether local drama is or is not a good thing. It is more
- than ever good in to-day's special London conditions, but it was always
- good in and for its own locality, and very good when it broke away from
- home, travelled to London and introduced to Londoners authentic
- representations of natives of their country. It brought variety where
- variety was needed. Not all the plays of the "Manchester School," of
- course, have travelled. One or two, indeed, hardly travelled across the
- Gaiety Theatre footlights, and in the case of a few others, mostly one-act
- plays, there was never the least chance of their emerging from Lancashire
- owing to the fact that they were written deliberately in dialect. A most
- racy little piece, "Complaints," by Mr. Ernest Hutchinson, with its scene
- laid in the office of an Oldham spinning-mill, is a case in point. One
- doubts, even, if the comparatively urbane Manchester audience grasped the
- whole of its idiomatic dialogue. But these are the extremes of local
- drama, and generally, the Lancashire writers have avoided dialect as, in
- the first place, impracticable, and in the second place, disused, except
- (to quote Houghton) "amongst the roughest class in the most out-of-the way
- districts." Accent is not dialect though possibly originates in it. Even
- when one wishes to use dialect one must not, for stage purposes, write it
- as it is spoken. The dramatist selects his material from dialect as he
- selects his larger material from life. Dramatically correct dialect is
- literally incorrect; it is highly selected dialogue which indicates, but
- does not obscure, and the true dialect dramatist is not the man who
- exactly imitates the speech of a district, but he who most skilfully
- adapts its rhythms and picks out its salient words. Synge invented an
- Irish dialect which is false in detail and infinitely true in broad
- effect, and the "Manchester School," faced with the same difficulty, has
- solved it in the same way, hoping, though without much confidence, that
- the Lancashire cadences it adopted and used in its very few dialect plays
- may sound to alien ears as aptly as the language of Synge's Irish sounds
- to our own. Though you may search in vain the dialogue of Mr. Allan
- Monkhouse's plays for local characteristics, the "Manchester School" has
- as a rule indicated by the use, in greater or less degree, of local idioms
- that the speech of Lancashire has a well-marked individuality; but
- dialect, as a distinctive variant of the national language, can hardly be
- said to exist in Lancashire.
- </p>
- <p>
- One labours the point a little in order to make clear that the "Manchester
- School" had no accidental advantage, over writers who lived near other
- provincial Repertory Theatres, in the existence of a language whose
- dramatic literature they felt urged to create; there was no such language.
- And its absence makes a curiosity of the fact that from Manchester alone
- of the Repertory centres has any considerable body of local drama emerged.
- (Dublin is another matter; one speaks here of Great Britain.) Other
- Repertory centres, like Birmingham and Bristol, must have local
- characteristics: Liverpool is, geographically at any rate, in Lancashire;
- and Glasgow has a language of its own. None of these Repertories was
- sterile, but even Birmingham, despite Mr. John Drinkwater and "Abraham
- Lincoln," was economical in creativeness and fathered no local drama. Must
- the conclusion be that the Manchester atmosphere has, with its soot, a
- vitalizing dramatic principle?
- </p>
- <p>
- Possibly; but a less fantastic theory is that Manchester had Miss
- Horniman, and other Repertories had not. Again one insists that the
- Lancashire plays were a by-product, and a by-product only, of Miss
- Horniman's Company. Who in their senses would go to Manchester expecting
- to evoke a local drama? And if she had gone there with a prejudice in
- favour of poetic plays, it is more than likely that no local drama would
- have been evoked. Modern Lancashire is industrial Lancashire&mdash;one
- forgets the large agricultural oases, while nobody but map-makers and
- administrators remembers that a slice of the Lake District is in
- Lancashire&mdash;and industrialism does not inspire the poetic play. Miss
- Horniman began, on the contrary, with a season whose best productions,
- though it included Maeterlinck, were Shaw's "Widower's Houses" and
- McEvoy's "David Ballard." Those two productions seemed, rightly or
- wrongly, to fix the type of play preferred by Miss Horniman's Company; it
- happened&mdash;let us call it realistic comedy&mdash;to be the type by
- which the life of Lancashire could be best expressed in drama and the
- future authors of the "Manchester School," most of them of an
- impressionable age, some of them already fumbling their way to dramatic
- expression, seized avidly the type and the opportunity. They were not so
- provincial as to have to wait for Miss Horniman to come to be introduced
- to Shaw: but there are worlds of difference between reading Shaw, even
- between seeing him indifferently produced, and a Shaw play transmuted by
- the handling of such a producer as Iden Payne. It is putting the case
- without hyperbole to say that Miss Horniman's Company was an inspiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Repertory whose "note" is the poetic play will probably evoke no local
- drama, because, until we get the village Repertory, local drama is the
- drama of the modern town, wherein the stuff of poetry exists, if at all,
- only as a forced revival of folk-lore. Anything can be great poetry to the
- great poet; one speaks here of the average playwright, the observer of his
- fellow man in a provincial town, seeking his medium of expression in
- drama; and such a man is unlikely to find it in the poetic play or to find
- encouragement and inspiration from a Repertory where poetic plays are
- visibly preferred. It is almost to be said that Miss Horniman's Company
- and the Birmingham Repertory Theatre stand for rival theories of the
- drama, but not quite; they have too much, including Shakespeare, in
- common.
- </p>
- <p>
- Local drama is too important to be left so specially in the hands of Miss
- Horniman and the "Manchester School." It is important for the localities
- and important, too, for London; London is quite as ready to be interested
- in good plays about people in Aberdeen or Halifax as in plays about people
- in New York, but the New York author lives in a city where plays are
- produced and the Aberdeen author does not. The stimulation of local drama
- is possible only where a local producing theatre exists; the education of
- a dramatist is unfinished until he has heard his lines spoken and watched
- his puppets move. Drama in the capitals is standardized to some half-dozen
- patterns which alter slowly and, failing the local producing theatre, what
- is the provincial author to do but to suppress his originality and to
- write plays, in hopes of London production, as near as he can make them to
- one of the approved current designs? It is said that were it not for the
- continued influx from the provinces, London would die out in three&mdash;or
- is it two?&mdash;generations; and if that is true of life, it is true also
- of drama, and the plain duty of those who control British Drama, the
- Napoleons of the theatre, is to dig channels whereby healthy provincial
- blood may flow to London to revitalize its Drama.
- </p>
- <p>
- This, which means that Sir Alfred Butt ought to seek out a number of
- intelligent producers and endow them in provincial Repertory theatres to
- work without interference from above, but always with the vigilant eye for
- that byproduct of a rightly inspired Repertory, local drama, is a simple
- matter of commercial self-interest, on a par with the action of the
- magnates of scientific trade who endow research not out of love of
- science, but in the expectation that they will be able some day to exploit
- profitably the resulting discoveries. So might Sir Alfred Butt exploit
- local authors discovered by the producers of his far-flung Repertories.
- The theatre is either a business or a gamble, and in the hands of men like
- Sir Alfred Butt it looks less like a gamble every day. Enlightened
- business self-interest would look a little to the future, to the fostering
- of authorship in provincial towns, to the establishment of many
- Repertories.
- </p>
- <p>
- To come back to the windfalls of the "Manchester School" printed here.
- They fell, one of them in the Gaiety Theatre, Manchester, at a time when
- Miss Horniman's Company was on vacation; another at the Liverpool
- Repertory Theatre, which was in origin a secession from Manchester headed
- by the late Miss Darragh, with the plays produced by Mr. Basil Dean, later
- the first Liverpool Director; and the third so far away from Manchester as
- the Empire Theatre, Syracuse, New York State, linked with Manchester, for
- all that, through being produced by Mr. Iden Payne. In reading them again,
- one is startled for the thousandth time by the difference between stage
- and study. The third act of "The Northerners" makes curious reading,
- because it depends partly upon the juxtaposition of the characters on the
- stage, partly upon the suggestion "off" of a ruse plagiarized from the
- Punic Wars, partly upon a spectacular "curtain," but it is&mdash;production
- proved it&mdash;in the focus of the theatre. It "came off" on the stage.
- Laughter in the theatre is, again, a mystery. It is possible that the
- Lancashire plays in general have the characteristic of acting more
- amusingly than they read. "Hindle Wakes" reads positively austerely;
- acted, it is full of humour; and one's recollections of "The Game" on the
- stage make for the same conclusion. It has, in the theatre, a far more
- pronounced tendency to set its audience laughing than seems apparent in
- its text. In the case of "Zack" the funis, one would say, hardly of a
- subtle kind. Taking the "Manchester School," bye and large, and
- remembering the charge against it that it was "grey" or "dreary," one is
- forced to believe either that Lancashire humour is not everybody's humour&mdash;Mrs.
- Metherell in "The Game" might almost be set as a test&mdash;or else that
- the "Manchester School" has been confused with the whole body of Miss
- Horniman's productions; and, even if so, the charge fails.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was an Icelandic tragedy produced in the early days of her Company,
- which depressed the thermometer alarmingly; there was Verhaeren's "The
- Cloister," a great play performed to empty houses, adding insult to injury
- by being popularly called "dreary," and the chill resulting from those two
- productions, one a mistake of management, the other a mistake of the
- public, lasted for years. The case of the Lancashire Plays is clear; their
- authors aimed at presenting the human comedy of Lancashire, and if their
- dramatic purpose was to be achieved by the alternative uses of laughter or
- of tears, they preferred to achieve it by the ruthless light of laughter.
- Many of the plays have not been printed and the appended bibliography
- includes no examples of the comedy of Mr. H. M. Richardson, Dr. F. E.
- Wynne or Mr. M. A. Arabian. Incomplete record of the Lancashire Plays as
- it is, it serves to drive home the contention that the "Manchester School"
- are, in the main, comic writers.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_BIBL" id="link2H_BIBL"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- Bibliography:
- </h2>
- <p>
- (1) Stanley Houghton&mdash;"The Works of Stanley Houghton," three volumes
- (Constable &amp; Co.); "Hindle Wakes" (Sidgwick and Jackson); "The Younger
- Generation," "Five Short Plays," "Independent Means," "The Dear Departed,"
- "Fancy Free" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
- </p>
- <p>
- (2) Allan Monkhouse&mdash;"Mary Broome," "The Education of Mr. Surrage"
- (Sidgwick &amp; Jackson); "Four Tragedies" (Duckworth &amp; Co); "War
- Plays" (Constable &amp; Co.).
- </p>
- <p>
- (3) Harold Brighouse&mdash;"Hobson's Choice," "Garside's Career"
- (Constable &amp; Co.); "Dealing in Futures," "Graft" (Samuel French, Ltd.
- ); "Lonesome-Like," "The Price of Coal," "Converts," (Gowans &amp; Grey,
- Ltd).
- </p>
- <p>
- (4) Judge E. A. Parry;&mdash;"The Tallyman and other Plays" (Sherratt
- &amp; Hughes).
- </p>
- <p>
- (5) J. Sackville Martin&mdash;"Cupid and the Styx" (Samuel French, Ltd.).
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GAME
- </h2>
- <h3>
- A COMEDY IN THREE ACTS
- </h3>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS
- </h3>
- <p>
- AUSTIN Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hugh Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dr. Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The Action of the Play takes place in a Lancashire town on the last
- Saturday in April between the hours of one and five in the afternoon.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Austin Whitworth's house in Blackton was built by his father in 1870
- and the library is a stately room. The door is on the right. Centre is a
- deep bay with a mullioned window and padded window seat. A brisk fire
- burns in the elaborate fireplace, with its high club fender. Shelves line
- the walls. All the furniture dates from the original period of the house,
- and though the chairs may have been upholstered in the meantime, they
- would repay fresh attention. Solidity is the keynote of the roomy but its
- light wood and bright rugs save it from heaviness.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>The time is one o'clock on the last Saturday in April. A painting of
- old John Whitworth is over the fireplace.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>In the armchair is Edmund Whitworth, a prosperous London solicitor. A
- bachelor, his habit of dining well has marked his waist-line. Pompous
- geniality is his manner. In his hand is a sheet of notepaper which, as the
- curtain rises, he finishes reading. Sitting facing him on the fender is
- Leo Whitworth, his nephew. Leo is twenty-one and dresses with fastidious
- taste, beautifully and unobtrusively. He is small. Just now he awaits
- Edmund's verdict with anxiety. Edmund removes his pince-nez and hands the
- paper to Leo.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I like it, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Really, uncle? I asked you to be candid.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. I do like It. It's immature, but it's the real thing. (<i>Rising
- and patting his shoulder patronizingly.</i>) There's stuff in you, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You're the first Whitworth who's ever praised my work. The usual
- thing's to laugh at me for trying to be a poet.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. A prophet in his own country, eh? Perhaps they don't know very
- much about poetry, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. (<i>excitedly, walking about, while Edmund takes his place by the
- fire</i>). Is that any reason for laughing at me? I don't know anything
- about hockey, but I don't laugh at Flo and Elsie for playing. As I tell
- them, mutual tolerance is the only basis for family life. If I were a
- large-limbed athlete they'd bow down and worship, but as I've got a sense
- of beauty and no brawn they simply bully the life out of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're sure you do tolerate them?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Of course I do. I'd rather have a sister who's a football maniac any
- day than a sister who's a politician. There's some beauty in catching
- balls, but there's no beauty in catching votes. What I complain of is that
- there's no seriousness in this house about the things that matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Such as&mdash;poetry?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, now <i>you're</i> getting at me. All right. I'm used to it. Being
- serious about poetry's better than being serious about football, anyhow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Sonnets have their place in the scheme of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A high place, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I agree with you in putting them above football.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Then you'll find yourself unpopular here,
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. At the same time, it's possible to overdo the sonnets, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Never. Art demands all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My dear boy, if you're going to talk about art and temperament,
- and all the other catchwords&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I'm not. I'm only asking you to tell them you believe in my genius
- and then they'll drop thinking I'm making an ass of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I see. By the way, what are you making of yourself, Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A poet, I hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I meant for a living.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I have a weak lung.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Is that your occupation?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It is my tragedy.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Um.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You will speak to them for me, uncle? They'll listen to you. At least
- you come from London, where people are civilized.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Are they? In London I hold a brief for the culture of the
- provinces.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. You took jolly good care to get away from the provinces, yourself.
- And you mustn't tell me you think Blackton is cultured.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I heard my first Max Reger sonata in Blackton long before London
- had found him.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Music's another matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Your father played it to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Well, there you are again. Music and football are the only things he
- cares about. That's just what I complain of. I've tried to raise his
- tastes, but I find generally a lack of seriousness in men of his age. Of
- course' there are exceptions.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence Whitworth, in golfing tweeds with bag, and without hat,
- hair tumbled by the wind. She is a largemade girl of eighteen, supremely
- healthy and athletic.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. May I hide in here?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. What's there to hide from?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Eleanor Smith is tackling Elsie in the hall to play hockey for
- the High School Old Girls this afternoon. When she finds Elsie won't,
- she'll want to try me, so I'll keep out of the way, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And why won't Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. We never do when the Rovers are playing at home. I wouldn't miss
- seeing the match this afternoon for the best game of hockey I ever had. (<i>Slinging
- the golf-bag in a corner.</i>) Topping round on the links, uncle. You
- ought to have come.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm a sedentary animal, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. And you're putting on weight. It's six years since you were
- here, and I'll bet you've gone up a stone a year.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. In my profession a portly figure is an asset. If you have a lean
- and hungry look, clients think it's because you sit up late running up
- bills of costs. If you look comfortable, they imagine you're too busy
- dining to think of the six and eightpences.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. I never met a slacker yet who wasn't full of excellent
- excuses. Leo calls his poetry. You call yours business. Wait till you'll
- retire. You'll find it out then if you haven't a decent hobby.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's invisible to the naked eye. You don't golf, and you don't
- play tennis or cricket or&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I collect postage stamps.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. No wonder you're in bad condition with a secret vice like that.
- (<i>Goes to open window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>sharply</i>). Don't do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's blazing hot. I can't imagine what you want a fire for.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Uncle felt chilly.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Sorry I spoke. No, I'm not. It serves him right for taking no
- exercise.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie Whitworth, who, like Florence, is tall and muscular, but
- with a slim beauty which, contrasted with Florence's loose limbs and
- occasional gawkishness, is, at twenty-two, comparatively mature. Her
- indoor dress, to honour the visiting uncle, is elaborate and bright.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Flo, Eleanor Smith wants you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I know she does. That's why I'm hiding in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They're a man short on the team, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Didn't you tell her I can't play to-day? Elsie. She thinks she
- can persuade you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. She can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You'd better go and tell her so.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>gathering up her golf-bag</i>). Blow Eleanor Smith! She
- thinks hockey's everything. I hate fanatics. Elsie. She's waiting for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. All right. I'll go. (<i>Exit Florence.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Heard the news, Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Not particularly.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>excitedly</i>). Jack Metherell's coming in to see father before
- the match. Father told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh? My pulse remains normal.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've no more blood in you than a cauliflower. I'm tingling all
- over at the thought of being under the same roof with Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May I enquire who Mr. Metherell is?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do you mean to say you've never heard of Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I apologise for being a Londoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's no excuse. They can raise a decent crowd at Chelsea
- nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Indeed? I live at Sevenoaks.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You must have heard of Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. Who is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Metherell is a professional footballer, uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indignantly</i>). A professional footballer! He's the finest
- centre forward in England.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>politely</i>). Really? Quite a great man.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Quite. He's the idol of my sisters and the Black-ton roughs. For two
- hours every Saturday and Bank Holiday through eight months of the year
- forty thousand pairs of eyes are glued on Metherell and the newspapers of
- Saturday night, Sunday and Monday chronicle his exploits in about two
- columns; but if you don't know what "agitating the spheroid towards the
- sticks" means, you'd better not try to read them.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie approaches him threateningly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- He is also good looking and a decent fellow.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You'd better add that.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I will add more. He spends the rest of his time training for those
- two hours, and when he's thirty he'll retire and keep a pub; and in three
- years eighteen stone of solid flesh will bury the glory that was
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>threatening him</i>). You viperous little skunk.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I appeal to you, uncle. Can a skunk possess the attributes of a
- viper?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. If you say another word against Jack Metherell, I'll knock you into
- the middle of next week. You're frightened of the sight of a football
- yourself and you dare to libel a man who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. The greater the truth the greater the libel. You're a solicitor,
- uncle. Isn't that so?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Do you want my professional opinion?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>dodging round the table from Elsie</i>). I want your personal
- protection.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>giving Leo up</i>). Uncle, Jack Metherell's the truest sportsman
- who ever stepped on to a football field. He's the straightest shooter and
- the trickiest dribbler in the game. I'd walk barefooted over thorns to
- watch him play, and for Leo to say he'll retire at thirty and grow fat is
- nothing but a spiteful idiotic lie.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>making peace</i>) Well, suppose we say he'll retire at
- thirty-five and just put on a little flesh and live to a ripe old age,
- fighting his battles over again.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Over a gallon of beer in the saloon bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. If your head wasn't too full of poetry for anything important,
- you'd know Jack's a teetotaller. He's never entered a public house and he
- never will.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If I were you, Leo, I wouldn't quarrel. I should make a poem about
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's all he's fit for. Lampooning a great man. I tell you, uncle,
- Jack Metherell can do what he likes in Blackton. If he cared to put up for
- Parliament, no other man would make a show.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, the fellow's popular. They all love Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Popular. There isn't a woman in the town but would sell her soul to
- marry him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. This seems to be the old Pagan worship of the body.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. The mob must have a hero. Prize-fighting's illegal and cricket's
- slow, so it's the footballer's turn to-day to be an idol.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Look here, you can judge for yourself this afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Are you coming to the match, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. I'm curious to see it. I suppose you're not going?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, I shall go.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Really? I had gathered that you don't like football.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't like funerals or weddings either, but they're all the sort of
- family function one goes to as a duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. A duty. Will you believe me, he never misses a match, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. If you want to know, I go for professional reasons.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Professional?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I am training myself to be a close observer of my fellow men, and in
- a football crowd I can study human passions in the raw. To the earnest
- student of psychology the interest is enormous.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. You wait for his psychological shout when Blackton score a
- goal. You'll know then if his lungs are weak. We go because we like it and
- so does he, only we're not ashamed of our tastes and he is. Wait till Jack
- Metherel comes on the field this afternoon in the old red and gold of the
- Blackton Rovers and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin Whitworth enters while she speaks and interrupts her. Without
- being grossly fat, Austin is better covered than Edmund, whose elder
- brother he is. Without exaggeration, his lounge suit suggests sporting
- tendencies. His manner is less confident than that of Edmund, the
- successful carver-out of a career, and at times curiously deferential to
- his brother. Obviously a nice fellow and, not so obviously, in some
- difficulty. With his children he is on friendly chaffing terms, so
- habitually getting the worst of the chaff that he is in danger of becoming
- a nonentity in his own house. He wears a moustache, which, like his
- remaining hair, is grey. Florence follows him.</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But Metherell won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What. Has Jack hurt himself at practice? Austin. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. What's up with him?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then why isn't he playing?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He is playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You just said&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He won't wear the Blackton colours. He's playing for Birchester.
- He's transferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've transferred Jack Metherell! Father, you're joking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>tensely</i>). I'll never forgive you. He's the only man on the
- team who's Blackton born and bred. The rest are all foreigners.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Who've you got to put in his place? There isn't another centre
- forward amongst them.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There's Angus.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Angus! He can't sprint for toffee, and his shooting's the limit.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, you've to make the best you can of Angus. Metherell belongs
- to Birchester now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I don't know what you're thinking about, father. Are you mad? What
- did you do it for?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Money, my dear, which the Club needs badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It'll need it worse if we lose to-day and drop to the second
- division.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. We must not lose to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You're asking for it. Transferring Metherell. The rest are a
- pack of rotters.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They've got to fight for their lives to-day. Birchester offered a
- record fee on condition I fixed at once. I was there last night with
- Metherell and he signed on for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a howling shame.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. And over Blackton Rovers was written Ichabod, their glory is
- departed.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, do you mind if I go? I might say some of the things I'm
- thinking if I stayed.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I'll come too. I wish to goodness I was playing hockey. It won't
- be fun to see Jack Metherell play against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Florence at door,</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It wasn't for fun that I transferred him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. Worse. For money. You've told us that and&mdash;oh, I'd better
- go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Flo and Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Go with them, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Shall I?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Please.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Leo.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, Edmund?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>puzzled</i>). Well, Austin?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Now you can judge exactly how pressing my necessities are. You've
- heard it all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Really? You've only talked football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Football is all. I'm sorry I got in last night too late to have a
- chat with you, but (<i>shuddering</i>) what I was doing yesterday is
- public property this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You mean about the man Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I understand some other club has bought him from you. Are
- footballers for sale?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Er&mdash;in a sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And why have you sold him if he's a valuable man?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He's invaluable. If ever there was a one-man team, that team is
- ours. I've seen the others stand around and watch Metherell win matches by
- himself. But to-day money is more essential than the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm still puzzled. Is football a business then?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. That's the worst of burying yourself in London. You
- never know anything. Football clubs to-day are limited companies.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I fancy I had heard that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, broadly speaking, and not so broadly either, I am the
- limited company that runs Blackton Rovers. You never cared for sport. I
- was always keen. In the old amateur days, I played for Blackton while you
- went country walks and studied law. Football's always meant a lot to me.
- It means life or death to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That's a strong way of talking about a game, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Life or death, Edmund. Blackton's been my passion. It's not a town
- that's full of rich men, and the others buttoned up their pockets.
- Employers of labour too, who know as well as I do that football is an
- antidote to strikes, besides keeping the men in better condition by giving
- them somewhere to go instead of pubs. I've poured money out like water,
- but the spring's run dry and other Clubs are richer. They can buy better
- players. They bought them from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Have the men no choice?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Up to a point. But footballers aren't sentimentalists and rats
- desert a sinking ship. The one man who stuck to me was Metherell. He's a
- Blackton lad, and he liked to play for his native town. To-day, he's gone.
- I made him go for the money I needed. The Club's been losing matches. We
- were knocked out of the Cup Tie in the first round. Lose to-day and
- Blackton Rovers go down to the second division. My Club in the second
- division!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Does that matter so much&mdash;apart from sentimental reasons?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It matters this much. That there'll never be another dividend. The
- gate money for the second division game's no use to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But surely, if your public's got the football habit they'll go on
- coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Not to a second division team. They'll drink a pint or two less
- during the week and travel on Saturdays to the nearest first division
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. So much for their loyalty.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They don't want loyalty. They want first class football, and if I
- can't give it them, they'll go where they can get it. As it is, the Club's
- on the brink of bankruptcy, and I'm the Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then your men had better win to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They must.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And if&mdash;supposing they don't?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That's why I brought you here. To look into things. I can't face
- ruin myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Ruin? It's as bad as that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I daresay you're thinking me a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I think your sense of proportion went astray.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. All my money's in it. I don't care for myself. I had value for it
- all the day four years ago when Blackton won the Cup at the Crystal
- Palace, but it's been a steady decline ever since. What troubles me is,
- it's so rough on the children.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Have you told them?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What's the use? Leo's got no head for business and the girls are&mdash;girls.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Tell me, what are you doing with Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Doing? Well, Leo's is a decorative personality, and he has a lung,
- poor lad. Leo's not made for wear.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Rubbish! If he's made you feel that, he's a clever scamp, with a
- taste for laziness and a gift for deception.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, I do feel about Leo like a barndoor fowl that has hatched
- out a peacock.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Peacock! Yes, for vanity. A little work would do the feathers no
- harm.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I can't be hard on a boy with his trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I foresee a full week-end, Austin. And I thought I was coming down
- for a quiet time in the bosom of my family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, we've been great family men, Edmund, you and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>hastily</i>). Well, we won't go into that again.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, we will. We quarrelled over Debussy. Come into the music-room
- and I'll play the thing over to you now. If you don't admit it's great,
- I'll&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. We've other matters to discuss, Austin. This isn't the time for
- music.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes, it is. Music makes me forget. Some men take to drink. I go to
- the piano.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence and Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, do you want any lunch?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>looking at watch</i>). By Jove, yes. Time's getting on. I'll
- play that Debussy thing afterwards, Edmund. Coming, girls?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No, thank you, father. Neither Flo nor I feel we can sit down to
- table with you just yet. We've had ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You've been quick about it. Where's Leo?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Stuffing himself with cold beef. Men have no feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Surely Leo must have a feeling of hunger.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's indecent to be hungry after hearing of father's treachery to
- Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Treachery!
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Some of my tears fell in the salad bowl, and I hope they'll
- poison you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Be careful what you're saying, Florence. Is that the way to talk
- to your father?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. No. That's nothing to the way I ought to talk to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, I know if I'd addressed my father like that&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a long time since you had a father to address, Uncle
- Edmund. We bring our fathers up differently to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If you only knew what your father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taking his arm</i>). It doesn't matter, Edmund. Come to lunch.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Edmund and Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes, it doesn't matter if the Rovers are defeated, but there's
- beef and beer in the next room and the heavens would fall if food were
- neglected.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I don't care if they are beaten. The Rovers don't interest me
- without Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I don't believe they ever did. You're no true sportswoman,
- Elsie. You always thought more about the man than the game. You might be
- in love with Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, I might.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Perhaps you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is there a woman in Blackton who doesn't admire him?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Oh, I admire him. But that's not loving.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. That isn't loving.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You sound jolly serious about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do you realize that now he's transferred he'll have to live in
- Birchester&mdash;two hundred miles away?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes, I suppose so.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What are our chances of seeing him?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Once a year or so when Birchester play here, instead of about
- every alternate Saturday.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've been seeing him oftener than that.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Do you mean you've been meeting him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>breaking down on Flo's shoulder, to her great embarrassment</i>).
- Flo, I do love him and I don't care who knows it, and now he'll have to
- leave Blackton, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Steady, old girl. I'm a bit out of my depth myself, but I'll do
- my best for you with father.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>braced up</i>). Father wouldn't stop me.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. He might try. Jack isn't quite our class, in a general way of
- speaking, is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Class! What is our class? We're nobodies.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Still, as things go in Blackton we're rather upper crust,
- wouldn't you say?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Grandfather began life as a mechanic's labourer.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Did he? I've never worried about our pedigree, but you wouldn't
- think it to look at him. (<i>Looking at his portrait.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, he made money. One of the good old grinding, saving sort. But
- he began a good deal lower down than Jack. Jack's father was an
- undertaker.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. An undertaker!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hotly</i>). Well, I suppose undertakers can have children like
- other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Oh, I've no objections
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've no objections either.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I daresay not&mdash;to the father. He's dead. But the mother
- isn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What's the matter with his mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Haven't you seen her?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack's shirked introducing me, if you want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Well, I <i>have</i> seen her, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. She's a hard nut to crack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'll crack her if she needs it. If I want to marry a man, I marry
- him. I don't mind telling parents about it, but I don't ask their
- permission. That sort of thing went out about the time motor cars came in.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Then why haven't you told father before this?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Because Jack's old-fashioned and thinks he ought to speak to father
- first. He's got a perfectly ridiculous respect for father.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Father's his employer. <i>We</i> don't think much of father, but
- I expect there <i>are</i> people who regard him as quite a big man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That needn't have made Jack a coward. As father's ceased to employ
- him perhaps he'll get his out-of-date interview over now. (<i>She runs
- suddenly to window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sure I heard a ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You've got sharp ears. Do you mean to tell me that in this room
- you can hear a bell in the kitchen?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>opening window</i>). It might be Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>following her</i>). Don't you know whether it is?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I can't see any one.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. But I thought people in your case didn't need to see. Don't you
- feel his unseen presence in your bones like you feel a thunderstorm?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They are both in the window bay. Barnes, the butler, shows in Jack
- Metherell. Jack is dark and handsome with traces of coarseness, tall and
- of strong appearance, clean-shaven, dressed rather cheaply hut not
- vulgarly. A modest fellow, unspoiled by popular acclaim and simple-minded
- though successful. He remains near the door, not seeing the girls.
- Florence restrains Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I will let Mr. Whitworth know you are here. Jack. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Barnes half closes door, then returns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Mr. Metherell, I was thinking of having a little money on the team
- this afternoon. Can I take it from you that it's safe?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It depends which team you put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Why, the Rovers, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Do you want to win your bet?
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then put it on Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. Really, Mr. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Really.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Barnes pauses, then.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- BARNES. I will inform Mr. Whitworth that you are here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Barnes. Jack watches him close door, then goes to bookcase,
- examines books, takes one out and begins to read studiously. Florence
- motions Elsie to remain and comes forward.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Good-morning, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>closing book quietly</i>). Good morning, Miss Florence. Florence.
- Are you much of a reader?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm striving to improve my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>taking the book</i>). Good gracious, you've got hold of
- Plato.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. I have read him in the Everyman Edition, but I see this is a
- different translation by a Mr. Jowett.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. How learned you must be.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not I, more's the pity. We've two members in the Mutual Improvement
- League at our Sunday School who can read Plato in the original. I wish I
- could.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Do you? I'll put it back (<i>replacing book</i>). You'll have no
- use for Plato in a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Why not, Miss Florence?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Florence laughs and exit, leaving him looking after her. Elsie comes
- forward and puls her hands over his eyes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. It's Elsie. (<i>Facing him.</i>) Aren't you going to kiss me,
- Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. In your father's house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's as good as any other place.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, it isn't. Not till I have asked his leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've kissed me in the fields.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know. I've compromised with my conscience.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, if the rest of you was as antiquated as your conscience,
- you'd be a doddering octogenarian instead of the liveliest player in the
- League. Have you come now to ask father's leave?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've come because he told me to last night. I might ask his leave
- though, now. But I think I ought to ask my mother first.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They'd better both be told at once. If you're going to Birchester,
- I'm coming with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've heard that then?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Did you hear what I said?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. About coming with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm willing if they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Who are "they"?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Your father, and my mother. Suppose the banns go up next Sunday, we
- could get married in a month and make one bite of the wedding and the
- testimonial do they'll want to give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I couldn't be ready in a month, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Well, I'm ready any time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She kisses him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, now Elsie, that's a foul. You know&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You didn't kiss me. I kissed you. I do what I like in this house.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a big house, lass. You'll find less breathing space in my
- seven-and-six a week house in a row, with my mother in it, and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pulling him to the arm-chair and sitting herself on its arm</i>).
- I've thought it all out, Jack. It won't be a house in a row. There are
- moors round Birchester, and we're going to live outside the town in a
- dinky little cottage where the air will always keep you at the top of your
- form, and I shall have a garden to look after and be handy for the links.
- I'm going to teach you golf. I shall drop hockey when I'm married. Married
- life demands sacrifices.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. You're going to sacrifice a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're not going to begin all that over again, are you? Do you want
- to marry me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Like nothing on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then I get you and nothing that I lose counts against that gain.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've a fine sweet way of putting things. I just go funny-like all
- over and the words won't come. But I love you, lass, I love you. I'll be a
- good husband to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's heaven to hear you say you love me. I want no sweeter words to
- come than those, I don't deserve it, Jack. Who am I? Elsie Whitworth.
- Nothing. And you're the grandest, strongest player of your time.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). You think too much of football, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You do. Football's as good a way as another of earning a week's
- wages, but that's all it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's the thing you do supremely well.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Now and for a few more years maybe, but I'll be an old man for
- football soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's why I mean to teach you golf. Don't I tell you I have
- thought about it, Jack? You're going to be as brilliant at golf as now you
- are at football. I'll never lose my pride in you, your huge, hard muscles
- and your clean fit body.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a great thing to be strong and master of your strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Your splendid strength! Your swiftness and your grace.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But it's a greater to be clever, and I'd give up all my strength if
- I could write a poem like the one your brother wrote in the <i>Blackton
- Evening Times</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>contemptuously</i>). Leo! That weakling.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He may be, but he's got a brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're twenty times the cleverer.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then I'm good for something better than football. I'm up in football
- now as high as I can get. I used to dream of being called the finest
- player in the League. They've called me that these last two seasons and my
- dream's grown bigger. I'm honoured for my play. I'd like to gain some
- honour now for work.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've just told me football <i>is</i> work.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I mean brain work. A footballer's a labouring man. And I want you,
- Elsie. I look to you to lead me to the higher path.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>dejectedly</i>). You think I can!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know you can. You've got a fancy now for football, but it's not
- your real self. You're a cultured woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>interrupting</i>). Culture doesn't count.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>proceeding</i>). You've gone beyond the things that puzzle me.
- You're at the other side. Why, Elsie, there are things in Browning that I
- can't make out, and Walter Pater has me beat to atoms.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Those aren't the real things, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. They're real enough to be the things that made me want you. I could
- pick and choose from lots of women fit to talk of football to me, but I'm
- tired of football. You're the only woman who can talk to me of other
- things&mdash;and you won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're tired of football!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not of the game. Sick of the eternal jaw about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, I'm sick of books.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You can't be that. Books last.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Your fame will last. Books aren't the real thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then what is real?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Blood. Flesh and blood. I'd burn every book in this room for the
- glory of another rush like yours when you scored your second goal last
- Saturday. It may have lasted thirty seconds, but it was worth a wilderness
- of books.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It was worth just half a column in the <i>Athletic News</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's worth my love for you. It's not your brain I'm wanting, Jack.
- It's you. You're splendid as you are. Don't try to hide behind a dreary
- cloud of culture. It's better fun to be alive all over than to crawl
- through life with a half-dead body and a half-baked mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Life's not all fun.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It isn't, but it ought to be, and for you and me it's going to be,
- and if you don't stop looking serious, I'll upset you by kissing you
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't do that, Elsie. It isn't right yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, you've a bilious conscience. It's the only part of you that
- isn't gloriously fit.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Give me till I've seen your father and then perhaps you'll tire of
- being kissed a long while sooner than I tire of kissing you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE It's so stupid to ask father about a thing like that. It's not his
- lips you're going to kiss. It's mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've to satisfy my conscience, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The poor thing needs a lot of nourishment.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Austin and Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Don't stint it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Good morning, Metherell. Elsie, we've to talk business.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mayn't I stay? Men are so funny when they're serious.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>holding door</i>). You would find no entertainment this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>passing him</i>). That's all you know about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Sit down, Metherell. Oh, this is my brother, Mr. Edmund Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>shaking</i>). I'm pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr.
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit down, Austin commanding, the room from the club-fender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Very busy that train we came home by last night, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes, very full.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I couldn't get a chance of talking to you. Now, it's about this
- match to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You know how tremendously important it is for Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Blackton <i>'</i>ull be a second division team next season.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I hope not, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>without arrogance</i>). With me playing against them?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I still hope not. Blackton must not lose today.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I don't see how they can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You've a good opinion of yourself, I notice, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Blackton Rovers without me aren't a team at all. They're certain to
- be beaten.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You say that as if you don't mind if they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I belong to Birchester now, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Come, Metherell, you've belonged to Birchester for half a day. You
- belonged to Blackton for five years. This match can make no difference to
- Birchester. They're half way up the list. It's critical for Blackton.
- You've played all these years for Blackton and you've thought Blackton all
- your life. You can't change your allegiance all in a moment. You can't
- pretend you'd like to see Blackton go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Oh, I've a fondness for Blackton. I don't deny it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell, Blackton must win to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. They might have done if you hadn't transferred me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My hand was forced.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. So you told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. At heart you're still a Blackton man, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Maybe. But at Football I've signed on to play with Birchester. I may
- be just as sorry as yourself to see Blackton go down to-day, but as centre
- forward of Birchester United it's my bounden duty to do my best to send
- the Rovers down.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Look here, Metherell, you see the hole I'm in. What am I to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've no suggestions.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What about the referee?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Anything to be done there?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I don't understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Could I square him?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not unless you want to see him lynched.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then you're the only hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a poor hope if you're looking for anything of that from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm asking you to be loyal to Blackton for another day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Were you loyal when you transferred me?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes: loyal to Blackton's very existence. Don't play your best this
- afternoon. That's all I ask.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I always play my best.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Are you never out of form, Mr. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I play at the top of whatever form I'm in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Couldn't you make it convenient to be in particularly bad form
- to-day? After your long journey to and from Birchester yesterday, a tired
- feeling's only natural.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm feeling very fit. Do you know you're asking me to sell a match?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>firmly</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I couldn't square it with my conscience. I really couldn't, Mr.
- Whitworth. I know it means a lot to you, but I'm not that sort, and you
- ought to know it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Your conscience might be&mdash;salved.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Salved?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. Just let us know how much you consider will cover all moral
- and intellectual damages, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>to Austin</i>). I'm glad it wasn't you who spoke that word.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I endorse it, Metherell. I told you last night how I stood. The
- loss of to-day's match may involve my ruin.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. As bad as that? I'm sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Man, can't you see I'm not romancing? Do you think I'd come to you
- with this if I wasn't desperate?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's a pretty desperate thing to do. Suppose I blabbed?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. There's that. It ought to show you just how desperate I am.
- You know, and no one better, how this Club's been run. You know there's
- blackguardism in the game, but Blackton hasn't stooped. Whatever other
- clubs have done, Blackton has stood for sport, the straight, the honest
- game. The Blackton Club's my life's work, Metherell. I might have done a
- nobler thing, but there it is. I chose the Club. I gave it life and kept
- it living, and the time's come now when I can't keep it living any more.
- Twice top of the League and once winners of the Cup. It's had a great
- past, Metherell, an honourable past. It's earned the right to live, and
- now it's in your hands to kill the Blackton Club and end the thing I've
- fostered till it's seemed I only lived for that one thing. It isn't much
- to ask. A little compromise to save the Club you've played for all these
- years, to save the club and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I cannot do it, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin sinks hopelessly into armchair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>briskly</i>). Now you referred to your conscience, Mr.
- Metherell. My experience is that when a man does that he's open to
- negotiation.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Money won't buy my conscience, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>half mockingly</i>). Well, are you open to barter?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No. The thing I want from you is no more to be bought than my
- conscience is.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>without hope</i>). You do want something from me, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I want to marry Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>shocked</i>). My God!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Does she know? (<i>Rising.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Does she know? She says we're to be married and that's all about it,
- but I'm old-fashioned and I want your leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My niece and a professional footballer!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Steady, Edmund. Now, Metherell, just let us see where we stand.
- You propose to help Birchester to beat Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'll do my best.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. And you think I'll let you ruin me first and marry my daughter
- afterwards?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I won't buy Elsie from you at the price of my professional honour.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Professional fiddlesticks! The thing's done every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not by a Blackton lad. I've learnt the game you taught me, Mr.
- Whitworth, the straight, clean Blackton game. I'll not forget my school
- even at the bidding of the head. I'm not anxious to be suspended for
- dishonest play.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Only incompetents get suspended. You needn't fear. You're skilful.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not at roguery.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're talking straight, Mr. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. It's you that's talking crooked.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. May I come in now?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. We're busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Thank you. (<i>Closing door.</i>) You don't get rid of me twice
- with that dear old business bogey. I expect Jack's made an awful mess of
- it. Has he told you about us, father?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. Yes. Go away. We're talking seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. You all look very foolish. Is it settled, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What's the trouble? Is father being ridiculous?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Upon my word, Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, that's all right, uncle Ed. It does father no end of good to be
- talked to like that. Jack, I find I can be ready in a month after all, so
- that's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Ready for what, girl?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My wedding, uncle. You'd better start thinking about your present.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Hasn't Jack told you we're to be married?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He's told me he wants to marry you, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then what is there to argue about? Men do love making a fuss about
- nothing and fancying themselves important. Come along, Jack. You're going
- to take me down to the ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, dear no, Uncle. You're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie goes off with Jack. They reach door.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The office of Blackton Football Club is situated under a stand, the
- slope of which forms its roof, down to some eight feet from its floor. In
- the perpendicular side are the windows, overlooking the ground. Used as
- much for the entertainment of visitors as for office work, the room
- contains only a desk with revolving chair, and a sofa to indicate its
- titular purpose, and for the rest is a comfortably appointed club-room. On
- the walls are sporting prints and, by the desk, a file of posters, the
- uppermost advertising the day's match. A door gives access, and a second
- door leads to the ambulance-room.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Hugh Martin, the Club Secretary, sits at the open desk. Austin enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Well, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Good afternoon, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What do you estimate the gate at? Five hundred pounds?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>rising</i>). The returns are not in yet, but hardly that much.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>looking out of window</i>). I should call it a twenty thousand
- crowd by the looks of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>not looking out</i>). Not far short. But (<i>awkwardly</i>)
- there's been a little accident, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, it's happened before. They rushed the turnstiles on the
- shilling side.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I say, Martin, that's too bad. Just when we need every penny we
- can screw.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. About three thousand got in free before the police could master
- the rush.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That Chief Constable's an incompetent ass. He never sends us
- enough men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Fewer than usual to-day. There's a socialist demonstration on the
- recreation ground, and that's taken away a lot of police.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Idiot! Does he think Blackton people will go to a political
- meeting when there's a football match?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. As you say, sir, he's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sitting at desk</i>). No use claiming for the loss either. Pass
- me the cheque-book, Martin. Those people with the mortgage on the stands
- threaten to foreclose unless we pay on Monday. I'd a letter this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>opening safe and passing cheque-book from it</i>). Can we meet
- it, sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. Metherell's transfer fee is in the Bank.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. That brightens our sky.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Think so, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin replaces Austin at desk, signs cheque, tears it out and then
- puts book back in safe.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I never thought we should live through the season. And here we are
- at the end of it still alive and kicking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. They'd better kick to some purpose to-day, Martin, or&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It'll be all right, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're a sanguine fellow. Suppose we lose. Second Division. No
- dividends. No dividends, no Club. No Club, no Secretary, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Don't talk about it, sir. It's not losing my job. That doesn't
- matter. But the thought of Blackton going down is more than I can bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. It's ugly. You're a good fellow, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Don't mention it, sir. I love the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. The game! Yes. Always the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I often wish this side didn't exist, though it is my bread and
- butter.... That's the whistle. They're playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. Didn't you know? They'd begun before I came in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>reproachfully</i>). Oh, sir!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't let me keep you from your place.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Aren't you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I shan't see much of this match, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. When so much depends upon it!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. That's why.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>consolingly</i>). But you forget things when you watch the
- game.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>kindly</i>). Go and forget them, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Florence, in outdoor spring costume, excitedly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Father, aren't you coming? You've missed it all. We've scored a
- goal in the first five minutes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Scored already! Thank God.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. The most glorious goal you ever saw. Black-ton are playing up
- like little heroes. It's the match of the season.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin slips out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Angus is in terrific form. I take back what I said about him. Metherell
- himself couldn't do better. He had the Birchester goalee beat to
- smithereens. I tell you it's tremendous.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. How's Metherell playing?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>impatiently</i>). Yes. But how?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. How does he generally play?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Like that? He's in form?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's worth a guinea a minute to watch him. And you're missing
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'll go on missing it, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>looking through window</i>). Well, I won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Florence. Austin sits down in desk-chair, staring at the wall,
- blankly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter from the ambulance-room Dr. Wells, a young sporting doctor,
- nice-looking, with dark hair and moustache. He is passing through to the
- outer door. Austin starts.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, it's you, Doctor. You startled me.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I beg your pardon, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My fault for day-dreaming. (<i>Rising.</i>) Ready for
- contingencies in your torture chamber?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. All clear. You look rather like a contingency yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm&mdash;I'm nervous.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>sympathetically</i>). It's a trying occasion. Don't you keep a
- bottle of whisky in that desk?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>smiling</i>). Don't you know I do?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>grinning</i>). I have some recollection of it. Take my strictly
- unprofessional advice and have a good strong nip.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>at desk cupboard</i>). Have one yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. No, thanks. I'm going to look out for accidents.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Ghoul!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Every man to his trade.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wells. Austin mixes drink. Enter Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Hullo! That's bad, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Doctor's orders, Edmund. Will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. How's the game?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Rowdy. You're not watching it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I'm praying for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. So far the gods have heard your prayer.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell hasn't. I hear he's playing his best game against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm no judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Are you tired of it already?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I find it just a trifle wearing. Perhaps I'm tod old to appreciate
- a new sensation. The excitement's too concentrated. And the noise! I'm
- deafened.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's quiet enough in here. Those windows are double.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. They need to be. Austin, about Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And this footballer. You'll have to put your foot down.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't flatter myself I shall have much to say in the matter.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Hang it, you're her father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You heard what she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. To my blank astonishment, I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I'm used to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Pull yourself together, Austin. You've drifted till your
- authority's flouted by your own children.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You know, Edmund, that sort of talk was all right in our day, but
- my children belong to the new generation, and the new generation regards
- parental authority as a played-out superstition.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Nonsense. Be supine and they'll tread on you. You've only your own
- slackness to blame for it if you're flouted.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. That, again, is the view of our time. We're old codgers to-day,
- Edmund, you and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Confound it, Austin, you're not going to take this lying down!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I shall fight the fight of my generation against the next. I
- shall lose, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You mustn't lose.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why should I be an exception to a natural law?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Natural law! Natural laziness, you mean. You've simply let your
- children get out of hand through sheer weakness, and if you don't care to
- exert yourself to save Elsie from a gross <i>mésalliance</i>, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why's it a <i>mésalliance</i>?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Good heavens, man&mdash;a footballer!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There spoke the acclimatized Londoner. Black-ton won't be
- scandalized like Sevenoaks.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh, hang your smug imitation democracy! You don't believe that,
- Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I always believe in the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It's not inevitable, It's incredible. Now, I'll tell you what I'll
- do, Austin. I'll take Elsie back with me to London and cure her of this
- infatuation with a jolly good round of the theatres and the shops.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. My dear fellow! The theatres where she'll see nothing but romantic
- love stories and the shops where she'll go under your nose to buy her
- trousseau. Try it, Edmund. You'll be astonished at the result.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It seems my <i>métier</i> to be astonished to-day. First I assist
- at an attempted bribery, and now it seems I'm to see my niece marry the
- incorruptible footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're a bachelor. The modern child surprises you. As a father, I
- have ceased to be surprised.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. As a father your idea of your duty is to stand idle while your
- daughter makes a sentimental mess of her life. I begin to thank my stars
- I'm a bachelor. At least I'm not henpecked by a rebellious family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. There's no rebellion about it, Edmund. I date from the sixties,
- they from the nineties, and we rub along quite peacefully in mutual
- toleration of the different attitudes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Tolerating the difference means that you give in to them every
- time.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Not quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then you won't give in to Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I shall be loyal to my generation, Edmund. She will be loyal to
- hers,&mdash;and youth will fight for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That means you'll put up a protest for form's sake and give in
- gracefully when you think you've said enough to save your face.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. Not if I can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Austin, you must help it. The thing's unthinkable. I'll help you
- to help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I shall be glad of any assistance you can give me.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin turns a little wistfully to window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You think I can't give much.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Hullo! The game's stopped. I hadn't heard the whistle go.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I fancy I did a minute ago, without knowing its significance. What
- does it mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Probably an accident. Heaven help us if it's one of our men!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Wells and Jack, who is in green-and-white football costume,
- soiled on the left side, with his left arm in an emergency sling. Elsie
- follows.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>anxiously</i>). Father, Jack's broken his arm. Wells. Nothing
- very serious, Mr. Whitworth. I think it's only a simple fracture.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Only!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>taking Jack across</i>). Come along in here, Metherell. I'll
- have it set before you know where you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>impulsively</i>). Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>as Wells opens door</i>). Accidents will happen, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wells with him, closing door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Doctors are callous beasts. (<i>She opens door rand goes out with
- determination after them.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>scoffing</i>). Accident!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Why not? Don't they happen?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. After my proposition?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. He scorned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Second thoughts. I asked for bad play, but he's thinking of his
- reputation and he's broken his arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Deliberately?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Heroic measures, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's the last match of the season. He's all the summer months to
- get right in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie returns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That doctor's turned me out.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. You've no right in there.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've every right to be where Jack is suffering.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. He can suffer very well without your assistance.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You needn't be brutal about it, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I'm not being brutal. The man's a professional footballer. He
- accepts the risk of a broken limb as a part of his occupation. Metherell's
- not a wounded hero.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. He's simply a workman who'll doubtless receive proper
- compensation from his employers.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And from me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. This will hurry on our marriage, father. Jack needs attention now.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Hasn't he got a mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No mother could love him as I do. No one can nurse him as tenderly
- as I shall.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nurse! A broken arm doesn't make an invalid of any one, especially
- a man in first-class physical condition.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I think it's very cruel of you to belittle Jack's injuries.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I wish you would stop calling him Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's his name. He wasn't christened John.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I refer to the impropriety of a young lady calling a workman by
- his Christian name.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. As the young lady is going to be married to the workman in the
- shortest possible time, I fail to see where the impropriety comes in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That is where we differ, my dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. About impropriety?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No. About marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Would you rather I lived with him without being married?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coolly</i>). Oh, it's all right, father. Uncle deserves a good
- shock. He's hopelessly suburban.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>pompously</i>). Elsie, I am older than you and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pertly</i>). Yes. That's your misfortune.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>angrily</i>). Will you allow me to speak without interrupting?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin sits in the armchair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, if you'll speak sensibly and won't put on side because your
- mind's grown old and pompous as well as your body.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie, I won't have this rudeness to your uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My dear father, uncle is being stupid. The only way to combat
- stupidity is rudeness. Therefore, I am rude.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>humouring her</i>). I propose to speak sensibly according to my
- lights.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>under her breath</i>). Ancient lights.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>reasoning</i>). Now, suppose we do permit you to marry this&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>reproducing his reasonable tone</i>). Be careful, uncle. Talking
- of permission is on the border line.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>avoiding irritability</i>). Suppose you marry him, what
- interests can you have in common? I grant you he's a handsome specimen of
- manhood to-day, but retired athletes always run to seed.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>self-consciously</i>). Hem!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. And apart from the attraction of the flesh, what's left?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>cordially</i>). Oh, you are talking sense this time. It's
- difficult, but I shall manage him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Shall you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>confidently</i>). Oh yes. I couldn't do it if he were as old as
- you, because at your age a man's in a groove and sticks in it till he
- dies. Jack's not a modern, but he's young enough to learn. It's hardly
- credible, but at present he believes in Ruskin and Carlyle and reads
- Browning. Well, you know, I can't have a husband with a taste for
- Victorianism.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then why have him at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's a curable disease.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. He reads Browning!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but you needn't worry about that. I shall make a modern of him
- all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Do you mean to tell me a footballer reads Browning?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He can't always be at football. Oh yes. And Plato, only not in the
- original.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Why, the man's a scholar.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Did you think he was illiterate?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'm afraid I have underrated him. Still, that only proves him an
- estimable member of his class. It doesn't alter the fact that his class
- isn't yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hotly</i>). Class! What do I care for class? Elemental passions
- sweep away class distinctions.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. That's a high falutin' name for a flirtation with a footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's a name I thought you'd understand. Personally I'd say I've got
- the sex clutch on and other things don't matter. Any more shots, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You needn't flatter yourself you've talked me into consenting to
- this marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Nobody asked you, sir, she said.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>angrily</i>). Nobody&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>easily conversational</i>). Wouldn't it interest you to see how
- the game's going, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>relieved</i>). I think it would. But don't you think you've
- heard the last of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>sympathetically</i>). No, but you want time to think out a few
- more objections.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I am going purely out of desire to witness the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>looking after him</i>). Poor dear. He tried his best.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>half rising</i>). And I am going to try now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pushing him gently hack into chair and sitting on its arm</i>).
- Oh, I don't mind you. He tried like an outraged relation. You'll try like
- a pal.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. I'm going to be firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What a bore.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>seriously</i>). You didn't expect me to be pleased about this,
- did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>pouting</i>). Why not, if I'm pleased? Jack isn't marrying you.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Nor you, if I can help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But you can't help it, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, I'm quite aware the stern parent isn't my game. But as pals,
- Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>nestling up to him</i>). Yes, father, as pals.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As goose to goose, it's not the thing. Now, frankly, is Jack
- Metherell up to our weight?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's above it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Above it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Certainly. The condescension's his. He's a better footballer than
- ever you were, and you were no fool at football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Football isn't everything, Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, you play a decent hand at Bridge, but that's not much. Your
- golf's rotten. What else do you do well?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>pushing her aside, and rising</i>). Really, Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>still on the arm</i>). Don't say "really." Tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I hope I'm fairly good at being a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Doing, I said, not being.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>humbly</i>). I&mdash;er&mdash;play the piano, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but you're not a musician within the meaning of the Act. You
- play the piano like a third-rate professional, too good for a public-house
- and not good enough for the concert platform, whereas Jack's football
- makes him a certainty for the England team in any international match. You
- may have more money than he has&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>glancing at window</i>). I'm not even sure of that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>triumphantly</i>). Then you've absolutely nothing on your side
- except a stupid and obsolete class prejudice.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Upon my word, Elsie&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coming to him, gently</i>). Yes, I know I'm crushing, dear.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You're pitiless. Youth always is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Not always, father, but you shouldn't try to argue about love.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I was arguing about marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>away from him</i>). I suppose at your age it's natural to be
- cynical about marriage and pretend it's nothing to do with love. And then
- of course when you were young it used to be the fashion to mock at
- marriage. We take our duties to society seriously to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Are you proposing to marry Jack from a sense of duty?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>wistfully</i>). You'll be awfully proud of your grandchildren,
- father. They'll be most beautiful babies.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You look ahead, young woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's just as well I do. You're still worrying about a thing I
- settled weeks ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then why didn't you tell me weeks ago?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I hadn't told Jack then.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wells opens door, and enters with Jack, whose arm is in a splint and
- sling.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>entering</i>). You'd better go straight home now. Never mind
- about the match. I want you to avoid excitement for a awhile.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. The match doesn't excite me.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Then you can leave it without regret.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>indicating his costume</i>). In these?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I'll go round to the dressing-room and bring your clothes here if
- you'll trust me not to pick your pockets.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's nothing to pick. I've more sense than to take money into a
- dressing-tent.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Can't you trust the others, Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>drily</i>). Yes, so long as they're not tempted.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I won't be long. (<i>Exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>watching Wells resentfully till he goes</i>). Did he hurt you
- much, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not to speak of.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin watches her scornfully.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, you're brave. But you shall come to no more harm. I'll see you
- home safely.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sarcastically, indicating door of the ambulance-room</i>).
- You'll find cotton wool in there.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. To wrap him up in.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Don't be spiteful, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Good heavens, girl, a broken arm is nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Jack sits wearily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Except that the arm happens to be Jack's.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. The civilized world will gasp at the great event.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The athletic world certainly will. It's all very well for you to
- joke. Your arm's not hurt. It's all a gain to you. If Blackton don't win
- with only ten men against them, they deserve shooting. This accident means
- a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I know what it means&mdash;better than you do. (<i>Looking at
- Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>jerking his head up</i>). What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As you tactfully remarked, Metherell, accidents will happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). Don't you believe it was an accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What else could it be? Do you think he broke his arm for fun?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>straight at Austin</i>). It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No, my lad. It was a bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I made no bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sneering</i>). But you broke your arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. By accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. A singularly opportune coincidence.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, what do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You'd better ask Metherell that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>in puzzled appeal</i>). Jack!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'll say nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then what am I to think?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Think what you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I think you're a sportsman, Jack, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've known a sportsman do a bigger thing than break his arm for a
- woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>suspiciously</i>). A woman! What woman?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You, my dear. And, as you said, Blackton are safe to win now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wells, entering with Jack's clothes and boots, overhears Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I'm not so sure of that, Mr. Whitworth. It's anybody's game. The
- score's one all.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>startled</i>). Birchester have scored!
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Yes. Didn't you know? I'll look after Metherell. You're missing a
- good game.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then you'd better go and watch it, Dr. Wells.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>slightly surprised</i>). I will when I've helped Metherell to
- change.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm in no hurry. Don't put yourself about for me. Half time <i>'</i>ull
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Well, it can't be far off that now. (<i>Putting Jack's clothes over
- chair.</i>) I should like to see something of this match. Is the arm
- painful?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's sharpish.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>by desk</i>). Pull yourself together with a dose of this. (<i>Lifting
- whisky bottle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, thanks. I'm a teetotaller.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Austin is lighting a cigar.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>authoritatively</i>). And I'm a doctor, man.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That doesn't help my principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. Oh, all right. If you like to be stubborn. Are you coming, Mr.
- Whitworth? (<i>Crossing to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Do go, father. They'll be expecting to see you outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>grim</i>). Yes&mdash;I'm going&mdash;to show them I can smile.
- Come along, Doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Wells and Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Now, Jack. What's this all about?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Your father's making a mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. About what?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>exasperated</i>). It's a confidential matter, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That means there's something you're afraid to tell me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm not afraid. He spoke to me in private, and it's giving him away.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You can't give him away to me. I've lived at home too long for
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I can't abuse his confidence.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Are you going to talk about your conscience again? Father said you
- broke your arm for my sake and I want to know what it means.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But I didn't, Elsie. It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He thought not.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. He's wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Why should he think you did it intentionally? Jack (<i>sullenly</i>).
- Ask him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's just told me to ask you. Now stop being absurd, Jack, and tell
- me all about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>reluctantly</i>). I told him we wanted to be married&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie nods, smiling approval.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- &mdash;and he offered to strike a bargain. He wants Blackton to win, so I
- was to play a rotten game for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And you couldn't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>enthusiastically</i>). No. You couldn't play badly if you tried,
- and so you broke your arm instead, for me. Jack, if I was proud of you
- before, I could worship you now. (<i>Patting the sling.</i>) Your arm,
- your poor, hurt arm, mangled for me. My hero, my lover and my king.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>disgustedly</i>). You think that too!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Think it! I know it. Don't pretend. It's too late now for modesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Modesty! Don't you see if I'd done that, forgotten my sportsmanship
- and sold a match for my private gain, I'd deserve to be kicked round the
- county?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. I don't see it. You've hurt yourself for my sake, and that's
- enough to make of me the proudest woman in the land.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's enough to prove me dishonest if it were true. Elsie (<i>touching
- the arm</i>). Isn't that true?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't I tell you that's an accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You've never had an accident before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not a serious one.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. You're too great a master of the game. Accidents happen to the
- careless and incompetent.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Then I must be both. I fell and my arm twisted under me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And you really didn't do it on purpose?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hurt</i>). Elsie, don't you believe me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's so beastly to have to. I thought you were a perfect player,
- and you have an accident; and I thought you were a perfect lover, and
- you've been afraid to prove your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>stirred up</i>). Elsie, there are twenty thousand folk about this
- ground to-day and some of them have come to see the match, but more to see
- me play an honest game. They're just a football crowd, but there isn't a
- man upon this ground to-day but knows Jack Metherell is straight. It's
- left for you to say I ought to be a crook. You're great at golf and
- hockey. Is that the way you play the game?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Forgive me, Jack. I did want things to be right for us.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. At any price?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking of the game. I only thought of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I know. But I want things to be right and rightly right.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smiling</i>). And now they are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>puzzled</i>). Your father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We've only to let him go on thinking you did it on purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But I didn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>soothingly</i>). I know. <i>I</i> know it was pure accident. But
- he doesn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He must be told.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I thought you wanted his consent to our marriage
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then let him think you've kept the bargain he proposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Let him think I'm dishonest?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. What was he? What does it matter what he thinks if I know the
- truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. He's got to know the truth. If he'd have me as a scoundrel for your
- husband, he should be glad to have me as an honest man. (<i>Smiling
- sourly.</i>) My arm's broke either way.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I don't care tuppence for his consent.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's not the square thing to get married without.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, leave him to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You bustle him so. It's not respectful, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Well, you needn't take him under your wing as well. It's not the
- custom in this family to split hairs about filial piety. I'll make it all
- right, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's my job, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's our job, and you've had your innings. Now it's mine. But I'm
- going to take you home first to your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But my mother doesn't know about you, yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>drily</i>). It's time I made her acquaintance.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>doubtfully</i>). I don't know what she'll say.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We'll find out when she says it. You think a great deal of your
- mother, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My father's dead. She's both to me. That's why I'm anxious.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Anxious! But your mother wouldn't stop us, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>doubtfully</i>). You will be careful with her, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Careful?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Not like you go on with your father. She's used to my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She has his unhurt arm, urging him to door, when it opens and Austin,
- Florence and Leo enter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Still here, Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm just going to take him home.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>to Jack</i>). Wasn't the doctor going to help you into your
- clothes? (<i>To Leo and Florence.</i>) Where is Wells? Have either of you
- seen him?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Last seen disappearing in the direction of the bar with an eminent
- London solicitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, never mind him. Jack's clothes can follow. We'll take a taxi.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Come along, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Elsie and Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I say, father, it's a jolly rough game. This must be one of the
- referee's slack days or he'd pull Angus up sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>genially</i>). The score's two&mdash;one for Blackton, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Blackton play against the wind next half.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>confidently</i>). The match is all right. I've something else
- to talk about to you two. You saw Metherell and Elsie?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>grinning</i>). Yes. It's a case.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>the grin fading</i>). Well, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. So you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I've got eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You take it philosophically.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't see that it matters how I take it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. To my mind it matters considerably. He'll be your brother-in-law
- if he marries her.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. That had occurred to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't you mind?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I don't mind. Metherell's a stupendous nut at football.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I understood football didn't interest you.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Merely academically.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It's really far more your concern than mine, you know, Leo. In the
- natural course of things Elsie's husband will be your brother-in-law for a
- longer period than he'll be my son-in-law. Yours too, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. (<i>Pause.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>exasperated</i>). Well? Have neither of you anything to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>rather bored</i>). Not much in my line, dad.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Nor in mine. As I'm her brother I can't cut the other fellow out and
- marry her myself. I'm rather thankful, too. Elsie takes a lot of stopping
- when she's got the bit between her teeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't get much help from you.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Why should you?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's no use jibbing, father. Much easier to give them your blessing
- and a cheque.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. It is always easiest to give way, Leo.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Yes. Isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>wildly</i>). Good heavens, do you young people care about
- nothing?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. We're tremendously in earnest about a lot of things, only they're not
- the things you're in earnest about. There are fashions in shibboleths just
- as much as in socks, and you're a little out of date in both.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Possibly. But blood is still thicker than water, Leo. Metherell is
- a man of the people and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Oh, my dear father, don't talk about the people as if they inhabited
- an inferior universe. The class bogey is one of the ghosts we've laid
- to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Indeed. I'd an idea it was rather rampant.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I believe it used to be. As a matter of fact, I do object to
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh! You have some sense left.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. I don't. I only wish I was in Elsie's shoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Was I speaking, Flo, or were you?
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. You were, too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I object theoretically on aesthetic grounds because of the destined
- fatness of the retired footballer. But I have Elsie's assurance that
- Metherell's a teetotaller and I trust her to give him a lively enough time
- to keep him decently thin, so that practically my objection falls to
- pieces.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Leo, I didn't expect much help from you, but upon my word your
- cynicism is disgusting.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I expect, you know, that's pretty much what grandfather thought of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie and Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Hullo! are there no taxis?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>angry</i>). I think every taxi in the town is outside the
- ground, but the men are too keen on getting a free sight of the game from
- the roofs of their cabs to take a fare.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. It's a sporting town, Blackton.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. I should have thought they'd take it as an honour to drive Metherell
- home.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>bitterly</i>). Not in the Birchester colours.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>sarcastically</i>). Sporting town, Blackton,
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>at white heat</i>). They're beasts. Beasts. They jeered. They're
- glad he's hurt.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That's what you've done for me, Mr. Whitworth. I'm laughed at in
- Blackton. Last Saturday I was their idol, and now&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You've done it for yourself, my boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hotly</i>). You transferred me.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I meant the broken arm, not the broken idol. Jack (<i>scornfully</i>).
- Do you still think I did it purposely? Austin. I don't think, Metherell. I
- know. And I'm very much obliged to you. The chances are it's won the
- match.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>sulkily</i>). It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>playing his last card</i>). Oh, you needn't keep that up before
- the family. That reminds me. (<i>Turning to them.</i>) Leo, Florence, this
- is your future brother-in-law, Jack Metherell, the sporting footballer,
- who's sold a match to buy my consent to his marrying Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He watches Leo and Florence for the effect. Jack steps forward, but
- Elsie stops him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Hush, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE (<i>coldly</i>). I don't believe it, father. That consenting
- business went out with the flood.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>to Jack</i>). Did you ask my father's consent?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's just credible, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. In England? In the twentieth century? Leo. These quaint old
- customs linger. Half the world doesn't know how the other half thinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>who has been looking on amazed</i>). But aren't you horrified?
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. At his asking? No. Merely interested in the survival of an archaism.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. At his selling a match, man!
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. A man who would ask papa is capable of anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's not capable of dishonesty.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, you're blind with love.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I have his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>scoffing</i>). His word!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Jack Metherell's word. The word of the man I'm going to marry.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>indicating Jack's arm</i>). Deeds speak louder than words.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>with resolution</i>). Yes, Mr. Whitworth, they do. You think
- you've won this match. We'll see.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>frightened</i>). Jack, what are you going to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Play. Play for Birchester as I've never played for Blackton. I'll
- show him if I sold the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. No. I say. You mustn't do that with a broken arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes. Broken arm and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. It's madness. Look here, I believe you. So does Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. And I.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. We all do, except father, and I assure you he's subject to
- hallucinations. Thinks he can play the piano. Thinks my poetry's bad.
- Thinks you're a rotter. All sorts of delusions.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>stubbornly</i>). Birchester must win. I'm going on that field to
- show them all what football is.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>As he speaks Wells and Edmund enter.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>with calm authority</i>). I think not, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Out of my way, Doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I forbid it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Much I care for your forbidding.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. One moment, Metherell. The play is extraordinarily rough. It's
- Blackton's game to lame their opponents.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. More like a shambles than a game.
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS (<i>to Austin</i>). The referee is strangely kind to Blackton, Mr.
- Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>suspiciously</i>). What? What's that you said?
- </p>
- <p>
- WELLS. I say if I were referee I'd have ordered off half the Blackton team
- for rough play. This is no match for a damaged man, Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. So you did try the referee, Mr. Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I don't understand you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't you? Well, rough or smooth, I'm going through it now. (<i>To
- Wells.</i>) Thanks for your warning. (<i>To Austin.</i>) And I warn <i>you</i>
- that referee had best be careful now, or I'll report him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>holding him</i>). For my sake, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>gently shaking her off</i>). It is for your sake, Elsie, not for
- his. His consent's nothing to me after this. My record's going to be
- clean.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Jack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>rubbing his hands</i>). Ah! Splendid. Edmund, I've brought you
- down from town for nothing. The match is ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>drily</i>). Then I can devote my undivided attention to the
- problem of my niece. But why's the match yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Metherell is kind enough to give it us. An injured player is a
- nuisance to his side&mdash;no use and only in the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You don't know Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh yes, I do. You think he's a hero. I know he's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Then he's an honest fool, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I haven't time to argue the point now. I want a word with the
- referee before the game recommences. (<i>Going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. So Jack was right. You did bribe the referee!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Elsie, if you don't want us all to starve, you'll keep a tight
- hold of your tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO. Starve!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Starve! What&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, ask your uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I haven't time. I'm going to Jack's home to see that all's prepared
- for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, go to&mdash;&mdash; Go where you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I usually do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Now, Elsie, about this footballer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>moving</i>). I shall be rather busy turning his bedroom into a
- hospital for the next hour, uncle.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You're to do nothing so compromising.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>scornfully</i>). Compromising!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If you insist on going, I shall come with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You will look funny in Elizabeth Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I prefer to look ridiculous than that you should look indiscreet.
- </p>
- <p>
- LEO (<i>at window, crossing</i>). There's the whistle. Come along, Flo.
- </p>
- <p>
- FLORENCE. Yes. They're playing.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Florence and Leo.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You mean to come?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I don't mean you to go alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I wish you were in London, uncle. Your intentions are so good.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>At 41 Elizabeth Street the combined kitchen and living-room opens
- directly to the street, the street door being centre, with the window next
- to it. Through the window the other side of the drab street is seen. A
- door leads to the stairs, while another gives access to the scullery. The
- room is fairly comfortable. A handsome presentation clock is on the mantel
- over the fireplace. The plate-rack is well furnished. Rocking-chair by
- fireplace. Sofa under window, behind which is a plant on a stand. Table
- round which three Old Women sit at tea. Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury, as
- visitors, wear outdoor clothes and bonnets, of which they have loosened
- the strings. Mrs. Metherell has grey hair, a small person, and an
- indomitable will. She is too hearty to be ill-natured, but she is mistress
- of her house and knows it. She wears her after-work dress of decent black.
- The remains of a substantial meal are on the table. Smoke-blackened kettle
- on fire.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT (<i>sighing</i>). Eh, yes. Elizabeth Street isn't what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It's not the street, Amy, it's the people in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. It used to be known for a saving street when I first came to
- live here. Every house had a bank-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. And there's more money coming into the street to-day than
- there was then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. And going out. They spend more in an ordinary week than ever
- me and my old man spent in a holiday week one time, and if they don't
- spend, they gamble, and nothing to show for it all at the finish.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Yes, and come begging off their mother as soon as they fall
- sick or out of work. And that uppish with it all!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. Do you think I can get my girls to stay at home and give me
- a lift with the house of an evening? Not they. They've always something on
- that's more important than me. I'm nobody. And the money those girls spend
- on their clothes!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Time was when a man <i>'</i>ud come straight home when he'd
- finished work and be satisfied with doing a bit in his garden. Most he'd
- ever think of, barring Saturday night of course, was one night a week at
- his club. Nowadays it's every night the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell moves impatiently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. I know. You did know where to lay your hand on them once,
- but there's no telling where they get to now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. It's all these picture shows and music halls.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>roughly</i>). It's all your own fault, Amy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You let them put upon you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. I suppose you don't?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Our Jack doesn't carry on that road.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. He'll have it out of you yet. He's quiet and deep.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>confidently</i>). He's safe enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Till he breaks out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He's never broken yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. You're lucky, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It isn't luck. It's the way you go about it with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY (<i>enviously</i>). Yours gets good money, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And I see it all. We've a use for a bank-book in this
- house.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. I wish I saw the half of what mine get. Always crying out for
- more, but not to give it me. Some of them wouldn't be happy if they'd
- their own motor-car.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. That's the way. When I was young a man could start
- poor and end rich. He'd save and stick to what he got. These lads to-day
- <i>'</i>ull never rise. They're too busy spending what they have. My Jack
- knows a game worth two of that. He's improving his mind. His bedroom's
- full of books. Fitting himself to rise, Jack is.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY. There are a few like that. They're rare and scarce.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Knock at street door,</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She rises.</i>) I'm nearest.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>rising</i>). Sit you still. (<i>Crosses and opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie and Edmund are there.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Mrs. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>gruffly</i>). Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Immediately on the "Yes," Elsie enters past her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May we come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Looks as if you were in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund enters hesitatingly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Have you heard about Jack's accident?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury remain seated, eyeing Elsie's clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>closing door calmly</i>). Yes. There was a special out.
- They get papers out for anything nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indignantly</i>). You take it very easily.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He'll be looked after. There's a doctor on the ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>politely awkward</i>). Perhaps I ought to introduce myself,
- Mrs. Metherell. My name is Whitworth&mdash;Mr. Austin Whitworth's brother.
- This is Miss Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with some anxiety</i>). Is Jack hurt worse?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>gravely</i>). Not that we <i>know</i> of.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT (<i>rising</i>). I think we'd best be going. Mrs. Metherell.
- No. It's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. NORBURY (<i>rising and tying bonnet-strings</i>), I can see we're not
- wanted. We'll be seeing you again before you flit to Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>by door with them</i>). Many a time. We don't go yet. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. WILMOT. Good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Good-bye.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Mrs. Wilmot and Mrs. Norbury. Mrs. Metherell closes door and
- turns to Elsie.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, what is it? If it's bad news I can stand it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is Jack's bed prepared?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>righteously indignant</i>). Jack's bed was made at
- eight o'clock this morning. Do you take me for a slut?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh yes, but he'll need special nursing, and the room&mdash;which is
- his room? (<i>Looking at doors left and right.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>drily</i>). His room's upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm going to see that it's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. His room's my job.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, yes. I know. But I must make sure. Don't you realize he's gone
- on playing with a broken arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He was always a fool. But he's not so soft as to take to
- his bed for a damaged arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>wildly</i>). Anything may have happened. Complications. Fever.
- I'm going to his room. Which is it, please?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>guarding the door</i>). You're not going. Elsie. I am.
- Please don't be stupid, Mrs. Metherell. Edmund. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Do you think I'll have a girl I've never set eyes on
- before ferreting round my house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But&mdash;oh, you tell her, uncle. (<i>Darts past Mrs. Metherell
- and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>calling after her</i>). Here, you come back. Cheek!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I think perhaps in the circumstances, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with the door handle in her hand</i>). What
- circumstances?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Don't you know about my niece?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I know she's a forward hussy, like most young girls
- to-day. That's all I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Then I must explain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>glancing off</i>). You'd better.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. You see, she and your son are engaged to be married.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>pausing, astonished, then closing door</i>). It's the
- first I've heard of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>pleased to find her hostile</i>). Perhaps I ought rather to say
- they think they're engaged.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. No. You oughtn't. Jack doesn't think he's tied to any
- woman till he's told me first and got my leave.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>delighted</i>). Ah, now that's quite splendid, Mrs. Metherell.
- I'm glad to find that you agree with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. In what?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. In opposing the engagement.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Why do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>easily</i>). Well, on grounds, shall we say, of general
- unsuitability.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I don't oppose. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund remains standing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I understood&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I don't know owt about the girl. She's made a bad start
- with me, but she's excited and I'll give fair play. She may be good enough
- for Jack. I cannot tell you yet. What makes you think she isn't?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I didn't exactly think that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. What did you think? Out with it. You're her uncle, you
- know more about the girl than I can.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, the fact is I don't consider she would be a suitable wife
- for your son.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's what you said before. I want to know why not. Has
- she a temper?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>on his dignity</i>). Certainly not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Flirts then? Not steady? Extravagant?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Well, is she deformed or does she drink?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Good heavens, woman, no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. If you won't tell me what's wrong with her, I must find
- out for myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. There is nothing wrong with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Then, where's your objection?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My objection, stated explicitly, is&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Hesitating.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes? Go on.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I find it rather difficult to explain to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I've a thick skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>desperately</i>). My niece's training and upbringing do not
- make her a fit wife for your son, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Did you make a mess of her upbringing?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. No, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. How did you bring her up?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. As a lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Then she's handicapped for life. But I have seen some grow
- out of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Elsie. She has a towel over her arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mrs. Metherell, will you come upstairs a minute?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We ought to have hot water ready and I can't find the bath-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You'd have a job to find one in Elizabeth Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>blankly</i>). How do you get hot water?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>drily</i>). You heat it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund stands, looking on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>crossing to fireplace and making for kettle</i>). Then I'll take
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>rising and getting kettle first</i>). That's for his
- tea. (<i>Glancing at clock, kettle in hand.</i>) I'll make it too. He
- always comes in hungry from a match. (<i>She replaces kettle, takes
- tea-pot from table, empties the used tea-leaves behind the fire, fills
- generously from canister on mantel and makes tea, replacing kettle and
- leaving tea-pot on the hob.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, what have you got for him? He'll need nourishing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. There's a bit of steak-pie in the cupboard left over from
- dinner. He'll have it cold.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But meat is so indigestible with tea, and he's an invalid.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund sits on sofa.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Eh, stop moithering, lass. You don't know owt about it. (<i>Suddenly
- noticing.</i>) What's that over your arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I'm sorry. It was upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's my towel when you've done with it. (<i>Takes it,
- then surprised.</i>) Where did you get this from?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The bedroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That's one of my best towels. It isn't out of Jack's room.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I've arranged the front bedroom for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>angrily</i>). I'd have you to know that's my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. The other is such a cheerless, poky little place. It's dark,
- there's no fireplace, no proper carpet, nothing but a camp-bed and a
- second-hand bookstall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. It's good enough for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Nothing but the best is good enough for a man who plays football
- like Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Football's one thing. Home's another. He's at home here.
- Do you think he sleeps in the best bedroom?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He must have the best-lighted room just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. So I'm to turn out for him, am I?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That isn't asking very much. I don't believe you care for him at
- all. How can you sit at home when he's playing football?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Custom's everything. (<i>Sitting in rocking-chair.</i>)
- I'm used to my men being before the public. Jack's father was a public man&mdash;an
- undertaker, (<i>Edmund winces</i>) and I've known him have as many as six
- funerals on a Saturday afternoon, but I didn't go to the cemetery to see
- he buried them properly, and I reckon it's the same with Jack. He can kick
- a ball without my watching him. (<i>Changing tone.</i>) And now perhaps
- you'll tell me what you mean by interfering in my house?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Edmund</i>). Haven't you told her, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh yes. I told her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smilingly sure of herself</i>). Well, Mrs. Metherell, will I do?
- (<i>Standing before her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>still sitting</i>). You said yourself just now that
- nothing but the best is good enough for Jack, so you'll excuse my being
- particular. I've been asking your uncle about you and he tells me you're a
- lady, born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You mustn't blame me for my relations, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Nay, I don't. Mine's a respectable family, but there's a
- Metherell doing time at this moment, and another to my certain knowledge
- who ought to be. But this is where it comes in. If you're going to be
- Jack's wife, you've to know your way about a house.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>agreeing</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Your father <i>'</i>ull keep a servant, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, but I do my share. Servants require a lot of management.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>dryly</i>). I'll take your word for it. I never had
- any. And Jack <i>'</i>ull have none, either.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I didn't expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>graciously</i>). You may be handier than you look. I'll
- try. Those pots want washing. Let me see you shape.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie eagerly begins to put the used cups together.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- There's a tray. (<i>Pointing to plate-rack.</i>) The sink's in yonder. (<i>Pointing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>protesting</i>). Really, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He
- rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's all right, uncle. (<i>The tray is loaded and she lifts it.</i>)
- In there, Mrs. Metherell? (<i>Starting to go.</i>) Mrs. Metherell. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund opens door. Elsie is going through.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That'll not do. You won't have a man about the place to wait on you. Close
- that door, Mr. Whitworth, and let me see her get out by herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund closes it, and comes away. Elsie tries to open it, the tray is
- troublesome and the pots slip together on it. Mrs. Metherell rises and
- crosses rapidly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Those are my cups, you know. Here, give it to me. (<i>Takes tray and exit,
- opening door with the ease of familiarity.</i>) Elsie. I'm sorry, Mrs.
- Metherell. But I can learn. Mrs. Metherell (<i>off</i>). Maybe. You've
- shown willing. (<i>She closes door from outside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Come away, Elsie. You've seen enough of the Metherell standard to
- show you it will never do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>her confidence a little shaken, but still fighting</i>). I shall
- alter the standard.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It's fixed. You can't alter it. It's impossible. Elsie. The modern
- eye is blind to impossibilities. Have you ever been to an Ideal Home
- Exhibition?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. A what?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. They show you little houses fitted up with the cutest dodges for
- saving labour. I know Mrs. Metherell will have to make her home with us,
- but it'll be a very different home from this. You can credit me with some
- imagination.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I do, if you think Mrs. Metherell will ever believe her house is
- clean unless she or some one else has drudged in it all day. Seeing's
- believing, and you can't see the dust fly in a vacuum cleaner.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. She'll have to use her common sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. The scrubbing brush survives in spite of common sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Jack, dressed as Act I., left arm in splint. He opens and enters
- without knocking, but he hasn't time to get his cap off before Elsie is
- with him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. And sound, too, but for this. (<i>Glancing at his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hysterically</i>). Thank God.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Is the match over?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Three&mdash;two for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>distressed</i>). Birchester have won!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I won the match for Birchester, if it gives you any satisfaction to
- know it. I haven't been a man. I've been a miracle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You always were.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've only done my human best before to-day. To-day I've been a
- superman, a thing inspired, protected guarded by a greater mastery than I
- have ever known. It wasn't football as it is in life. It's been the
- football of my dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. It makes you talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm still intoxicated with the glamour of that game.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes, Metherell, success is sweet. But somebody is suffering for
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Who?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If Birchester have won, Blackton have lost.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. For an outsider, you take it seriously.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I take it seriously for your father. I ought to be with him now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Haven't you done enough here for the proprieties?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I must go to your father, Elsie. Come.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I stay here with Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>after a struggle</i>). Very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Edmund.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>taking cap off</i>). Elsie, what are you doing here?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I came to&mdash;to see your mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You've told her about us?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It should have come from me. She'd expect that. But no matter, now
- she knows. What did she say?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>hesitating, then plunging</i>). It's&mdash;it's all right, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Hurrah! Then we've a clear road now. I was a bit afraid. Mother has
- a will of her own, and she's not easy to please. But I might have known
- she couldn't resist you. Tell me what she said when you pleaded to her
- with the loveliest eyes in the world and told her you loved me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>awkwardly</i>). Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>interrupting enthusiastically</i>). Yes, I know&mdash;you needn't
- tell me. I can see it all. You there, she here, and then you fell into
- each other's arms, and she kissed you, and what you said to each other I'm
- not to know, for it was women's talk not meant for men to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, you've never been like this before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No, I've never played a great game with a broken arm and come
- through it unscathed. I've never&mdash;oh, but it's you that's done the
- greatest thing for me. You've won my mother for us. That was the cloud
- that used to get between.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. And made you talk of self-improvement instead of my eyes? It's only
- now I learn you know my eyes are good.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I have always known the beauty of your eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You couldn't tell me about them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Not till it was all made right with mother. I thought last night
- to-day would be the saddest day I've known. I had to play for Birchester
- and go away from Blackton and from you. And there was mother, but you were
- brave and took that burden from me, and I'm glad, Elsie, I'm glad of
- everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Even of that? (<i>Touching his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's brought me luck. It's brought me you, safely secure at last. I
- wish I had a dozen arms to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>smiling</i>). To get a dozen me's?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. To suffer with for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>quickly</i>). You are suffering?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. This bit of pain is nothing to a bad conscience, and it's that I had
- meeting you and knowing I'd not the pluck to have it out with mother. (<i>With
- a touch of brutality.</i>) But now I've got you for my own. No, not a
- dozen of you, Elsie. One's good enough for me. (<i>He puts his arm round
- her, kissing roughly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>frightened</i>). Jack, you're very strong.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>squeezing masterfully</i>). I've only one arm, but it's strong.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I love your strength, Jack, but you do take my breath away. You've
- never kissed me like that before.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>still holding her against her will</i>). I've not been free
- before. I've kissed you guiltily, not as a free man kisses when he can
- give his whole mind to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack, let me go.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Don't you like it? I said you'd be the first to tire of kissing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>free of him</i>). It's&mdash;it's almost terrifying, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>roughly</i>). Rubbish, lass, you're not made of glass. You can
- stand it. I needn't kiss you like I kiss my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. How do you kiss your mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Why, respectfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You don't respect me, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's not the same. I love you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>rather more hopefully</i>). And you don't love her?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's different. Where is she now?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>indicating</i>). She went in there to wash some pots.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>nodding, anxiously</i>). She does too much of that. The work
- comes heavy at her age.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. We'll change all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>eagerly</i>). Yes. Four hands <i>'</i>ull make it easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. My methods will be very different.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Different? She'll not like changing her ways. Old people don't like
- change.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>callously</i>). No, but it's good for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My getting married <i>'</i>ull be change enough. We must be careful
- not to upset her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You're very fond of your mother, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I try to do my duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>gladly</i>). It's only duty, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Only! Honour thy father and thy mother that&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but I don't want to make old bones. And that honouring
- business is a bit fly-blown. We spell it humour your parents nowadays and
- not too much of that. A badly brought up parent's worse than a spoilt
- child.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Of course, you're joking, Elsie, and I know I'm not a judge of
- taste, but I don't somehow think we ought to make fun of our parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I wasn't joking, Jack. If your mother's going to stay with us,
- she'll have to realize the century she's living in.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>reprovingly</i>). My mother's mistress of this house, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. This house. Yes. But we're going to be happy in a cottage on the
- moors by Birchester, and if people who've forgotten what it is to be young
- try any interference, so much the worse for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>angrily</i>). Did you tell her that before you asked about the
- marrying?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Tell her what?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. That you expected her to take a back seat and watch you interfering
- with her arrangements?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Interfering's not the word. They'll be revolutionized. Our cottage
- will be run on rational and hygienic principles.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'd rather have it comfortable.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It will be comfortable.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. With you and her squabbling all the time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>very discouraged, but still brave</i>). We shan't squabble if
- she'll be sensible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Her idea of sense mayn't be the same as yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It probably won't. It's all right, Jack. I've had practice in
- handling parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I've seen a bit of it, too. You shan't treat mother that way. If
- we're to marry, Elsie&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. <i>If</i> we're to marry!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My mother's first with me. I take my orders from her and you'll just
- have to do the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Mrs. Metherell. She has an apron on which she wipes her hands
- and then takes it off, hanging up behind door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. So you've broken your arm, I hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>his attitude is that of a weak-willed child. He almost cowers
- before her</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Wasn't there work enough with a flitting without fetching
- and carrying for you? Who's going to break the coals now?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Mrs. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's all right, Elsie. It's just her way.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>turning on Elsie</i>). And you've been turning my house
- upside down upstairs. A lot of need you have to talk, my girl. You've been
- in here ten minutes with a famished man and not so much as lifted a hand
- to put out his food. I told you where it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sorry. (<i>Going in terrified alacrity to cupboard, and finding
- plate of cold steak pie, which she puts on table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>with rough kindness</i>). Sit you down, Jack. (<i>Lifts
- teapot to table and pours.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, that tea's been made so long.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I like it black.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm sure Jack ought to have&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Jack <i>'</i>ull have what I provide for him, and be
- thankful he's got it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie fusses over Jack's plate, cutting up small.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Jack</i>). You'll be having late dinners in a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell is returning teapot to hob.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. She'll never let us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>returning</i>). I'll do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie moves away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- If he's to be spoon-fed, I'll feed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>timidly</i>). I was doing it to help you, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You were doing it to show how fond you are. What's this I
- hear about you, Jack?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>his mouth full</i>). Well, she's told you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Hadn't you a tongue in your own mouth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'd have told you to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Going courting behind my back.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You will have your grumble, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I'd do more than grumble if you hadn't gone and hurt
- yourself. You might have done it on purpose just to get on the soft side
- of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Is this your soft side, Mrs. Metiierell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. Company manners. I'm keeping what I have to say to
- Jack till you've gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Jack's ill. You're not to bully him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Is he your son or mine? Because if he's mine I'll not ask
- your leave to say what I like to him. I'm mistress here.
- </p>
- <p>
- Else. Yes, but, Mrs. Metherell&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. That'll do from you. I've had enough of your back
- answers. You talk too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Knock at door. Mrs. Metherell, eyeing Elsie as she goes, opens door.
- Austin is outside.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>coming forward on hearing the voice</i>). Father! Austin. You
- here, Elsie! (<i>Entering&mdash;to Mrs. Metherell.</i>) Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Metherell closes door grimly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, Metherell, I've come to see how you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>rising</i>). I wasn't carried off the field, but it isn't you I
- have to thank for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sincerely</i>). No. It's your own magnificent skill. I never
- saw such play.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>coming between them</i>). You'll excuse me, but I
- don't allow that kind of talk in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>surprised</i>). But I was praising your son, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. He's buttered up too much outside. In here he get's his
- makeweight of the other thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's no more praise for me in this town, mother. I'm not popular.
- They've lost a lot of money on this match.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Was that your fault?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I played for Birchester. The bets were made on Blackton before they
- knew I was transferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>indignantly</i>). They're blaming <i>you</i> for that?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Fair weather sportsmen!
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. There's no denying I won the match for Birchester.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>indignantly</i>). Whose fault was it you played for
- Birchester? Yours? No. There stands the man you have to thank for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taken aback</i>). Really, Mrs. Metherell, I was hardly prepared&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>accusingly</i>). You've made my Jack unpopular. That's
- what you've done. (<i>Looking at Jack proudly, while he expresses blank
- astonishment.</i>) There never was a favourite like Jack. Not a man in the
- whole of Blackton but looked up to Jack, nor a woman but envied me my son.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. But, mother, I didn't know you cared. You've always&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You didn't know I cared! Because I haven't gone and
- shouted with the others round the field, because I haven't dinned it in
- your ears and did my level best to stop them spoiling you, do you think I
- took no pride in knowing you're the idol of the town? I'll show you if I
- care. Out of that door, Mr. Whitworth. Out of that door, I say. You've
- brought trouble on this house.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Really, this is very embarrassing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I'll embarrass you. You've made my Jack unpopular. What do
- you want here? Your daughter? Take her and go.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. What I wanted was a little private conversation with your son, Mrs
- Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You've finished with my son. You're not his master now.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. But as a friend, I hoped&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And you're not his friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I can't make things clear if you won't let me, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. They're clear enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>desperately</i>). Metherell, will you do me the favour of
- stepping outside with me for three minutes' business conversation?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>scoffing</i>). Business!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. You have no business now with Jack that doesn't include me. If Jack
- goes, I go.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. This includes you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Jack doesn't go. Jack stays where he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>trying to be dignified</i>). Do you know who I am?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You're the man who's flitting me to Birchester. Turning me
- out of my house, me that's lived in Blackton all my life, to go to a
- strange town and buy in strange shops where'll they rob me, and live
- beside strangers instead of here where everybody knew me for the mother of
- Jack Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. But from what Jack says, Mrs. Metherell, Black-ton won't be very
- pleasant for you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>hotly</i>). Who's made it so?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell, can't we be friends? I've always been on friendly
- terms in Club affairs with Jack, until to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. A lot can happen in a day.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. To-day the club has died.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Died!
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. You know something of what the club has meant to me. I made
- it, built it, fostered it, and now it's dead. There's been a meeting since
- the match. The other directors had pence in where I had pounds. They won't
- put another farthing down to save the club, and I can't. I'm ruined. But
- that isn't what I'm here for now. I've lost to-day a greater thing than
- money.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Ruined! Father, what do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You needn't fret. Ruined is a way of talking. He'll have a
- nest-egg left to pay your servants and your milliner's bills.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. It means literally ruined. Metherell has cause to know my case
- was pretty desperate.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I didn't know how bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Could you have acted any differently if you had?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You know I couldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>sincerely</i>). No. You've showed up well to-day, and I've
- showed badly.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>sympathetically</i>). You were in a hole.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. A man can never tell beforehand what he'll do in a tight corner,
- but he can be ashamed afterwards if he's done the wrong thing. And I'm&mdash;I'm
- trying now to snatch some rags of self-respect. Won't you help me, Mrs.
- Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>graciously</i>). Well, maybe a drowning man can't be
- particular what straw he clutches at. What can I do?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Jack was the straw I clutched. I tempted him, and, to his honour
- and my own dishonour, he withstood me. But I owe him reparation, and I
- want to pay. If I can see these two young people happy, I shan't feel
- utterly debased. I shall have rescued from the wreck enough to give me
- back my soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>hardening again</i>). That's a grand high way to talk
- about a bit of conscience-money.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>humbly</i>). Yes, call it conscience-money if you like,
- although I have no money now, and money won't buy me back my peace of
- mind. I'm going to do the one thing in my power to right the wrong I did
- to Jack this afternoon. I'm going to put this marriage through.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>ironically</i>). Oh? What marriage may that be?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Don't you know?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Of course she knows.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then that's all right, and a load's gone off my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. One moment, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Yes. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I'm not so confident about it as I was.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. As you were when? It's not an hour since you defied the world to
- stand between you and Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's not the world that stands between. It's Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie! (<i>Going towards her, then standing bewildered.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Mrs. Metherell! (<i>Turning to her genially</i>). Oh, come, we
- parents have to make this sacrifice to see our children happy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. I care as much about Jack's happiness as you.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Then we're unanimous. That's settled then.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE, (<i>quietly</i>). Not quite.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Why not. (<i>Looking at Jack.</i>) You told me my consent was all
- you wanted.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>eyeing Jack</i>). Did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. No. I said I'd want yours too.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Of course. Well, you've got my consent now, freely, gladly given.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes, I wanted that.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Isn't that everything?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. No. I've been thinking.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I thought you knew your own mind, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. I didn't know Mrs. Metherell. Perhaps I didn't know Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>still with confidence</i>). There's been some lovers' tiff
- between you. Come, Elsie, I divided you this afternoon. Let me unite you
- now. What is the difficulty? I'm sure it's just a temporary trifle.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Whether it's temporary depends on how long Mrs. Metherell proposes
- to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>enjoying herself</i>). I'm hearty, thank you. Mine's a
- long-lived family.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>brushing the difficulty aside</i>). Mrs. Metherell won't stand
- in your way, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Speak for yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Oh, now I see. You're feeling as I did. It took me by surprise.
- But I'm converted now, and you'll find you'll soon grow used to the idea.
- Once you and I were young ourselves, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Father, it's no use talking to Mrs. Metherell as if she was a
- reasonable being. It rests with Jack to choose.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. To choose?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Me or your mother. Which is it to be?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I&mdash;I don't know. (<i>Glancing shiftily at Mrs. Metherell.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL (<i>menacingly</i>). You'd better know, and sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. She's my mother, Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. Who comes first? Your mother or the woman you&mdash;the woman
- I used to think you loved.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>hurt</i>). Elsie, you know I love you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Do I? Is it love? Love hasn't widened your horizon. Love should
- break through, but you can't see beyond your mother for all your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>peace-making</i>). Elsie, you mustn't ask a man to make a
- choice like that. These relationships don't clash. They sort themselves
- out.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. That's all you know about it. If you'd been here earlier, you'd
- have seen the clash all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I didn't see it, but I know you're very capable of looking after
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, I can manage you. And I can manage Jack. You're men, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You can't manage me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>agreeing</i>). I've met my match.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>earnestly</i>). Elsie, I've set my heart on seeing you happy.
- My future's black. I see no future for myself at all, but I hoped that
- this one satisfaction would be granted me. You wanted Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Do you still want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. He's got a mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Never mind her. Do you want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. By himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Very well. Metherell, do you want her?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. My mother doesn't want me to want her.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. No. But do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. It's like this&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. It's no good, father. If wishing could kill Mrs. Metherell, she'd
- be dead at my feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Plain speaking breaks no bones. I can give as good as I
- get.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. May I speak plainly, then? Frankly, don't you think your attitude
- is selfish. We've all to see our children go from us, or the world would
- never get on. Let me appeal to you&mdash;and I think you will acknowledge
- that a man of my position is not accustomed to appeal to a woman of&mdash;well,
- you'll admit the difference between us, and the fact that I make very
- earnestly this petition should&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. I'll admit the difference between us. You're ruined.
- I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>taken aback</i>). Ruined!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Didn't you say so?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). Yes. I'm ruined.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You've a family. It's a good lift to a ruined man with a
- family to get a daughter off his hands. That's why you've come to push her
- on to us. We mayn't be swells, but we can keep her, and that's more than
- you can do, so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>to Jack</i>). Metherell, you don't believe that, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>avoiding Mrs. Metherell's eye</i>). No. I think you're sorry you
- forgot yourself this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've done my best to make amends.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Is it&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes, father. It's impossible.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. Elsie!
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>to Jack</i>). Isn't it impossible?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>after a pause while he looks from Elsie to Mrs. Metherell,
- finally meeting Mrs. Metherell's eye and bending his head.</i>) Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Edmund knocks and enters without waiting.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. May I come in?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. You here, Edmund!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I came back for Elsie. I've been looking for you everywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Well, now you've found him, you'd better take him away.
- I'll be charging some of you rent for the use of my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. But what's happened?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Oh, you've won.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I've won?
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Yes. The old guard. You and Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Yes. You saw it wouldn't do. You're the only Whitworth in
- your senses.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Thank you, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>cornering Edmund, anxiously</i>). You know we lost the match.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Yes. What are you going to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I've not had time to think about myself. This affair came first.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Well, this is where I come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>with a touch of an elder brother's contempt</i>). What can you
- do? The club's wound up.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. If I like, I can do a good deal. I'm a bachelor with a good city
- practice, and no expensive hobbies, Austin.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). I never thought it would come to this. My young
- brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Not so young. Oh, if it stings a bit, perhaps it ought to. You'd
- the old man's house and the lion's share of his money, and I've got to
- pull you out of the hole you dug yourself. There's only one person who'll
- like it less than you, and that's my energetic nephew.
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. Leo!
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. I'll present Master Leo with his articles. The law's a splendid
- cure for lungs and laziness.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>approaching Edmund</i>). Mr. Whitworth, there's no ill feeling,
- is there?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Not a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. And Mr. Austin fancies he owes me something.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN. I have that bribery business badly on my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. What do you want, Metherell?
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. I'm a man with ambitions, sir, and I heard what you said about Mr.
- Leo. Would you give me my articles?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. My friend, you're an excellent footballer, but you'd make a
- shocking lawyer with that delicate conscience of yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. You'll go on living honestly, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>submissively</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. And when you marry I'll choose you a decent hard-working
- girl who'll look after you properly, and not a butter-fingered lass who'll
- break your crockery and want waiting on hand and foot and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. Mrs. Metherell!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. METHERELL. Oh, I forgot you were there. I was just talking privately
- to my son, same as you've been doing amongst yourselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND. We've earned that. I beg your pardon, Mrs. Metherell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE. Good-bye, Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK (<i>taking her hand</i>). Good-bye, Miss Whitworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Elsie turns her face away. Edmund opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- AUSTIN (<i>shaking his hand</i>). Metherell, I'm sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- JACK. You did your best to make it right.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Austin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>at door</i>). Elsie.
- </p>
- <p>
- ELSIE (<i>going to him</i>). Yes, uncle?
- </p>
- <p>
- EDMUND (<i>going out with his arm round her</i>). London! (<i>Elsie smiles
- gladly at him as they go out. Mrs. Metherell places teapot on table. Jack
- sits and resumes his tea.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- Note.&mdash;<i>The "transfer" of a football player from one team to
- another cannot now be made with the rapidity shown in this play. At the
- time when "The Game" was written, such a transfer was possible. A year or
- two earlier, indeed transfers were made at least as quickly as in the play&mdash;and
- one is allowed a certain licence of compression in a play. The instance in
- point is recorded in the "World's Work" for September, 1912, In an article
- entitled, "Is Football a Business?"</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mr. J. J. Bentley, ex-president and life member of the Football League,
- tells how he effected the transfer of a player named Charles Roberts from
- Grimsby to Manchester United on a Friday night, the player being at
- Grimsby, and Mr. Bentley in London. The matter was settled by telephone at
- midnight, and in sixteen hours after signing Roberts appeared in the
- Manchester United Colours.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE NORTHERNERS
- </h2>
- <h3>
- A DRAMA OF THE EIGHTEEN-TWENTIES
- </h3>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <i>Factory Owners</i>. Ephraim Barlow; John Heppenstall
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY Barlow, <i>Ephraim's son</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN Las celles.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW Butterworth
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Weavers</i>. Martin Kelsall; Joseph Healey; Henri Callard
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY Butterworth, <i>Matthew's wife.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH Butterworth, <i>his daughter.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>The Scene is laid in Lancashire in 1820</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act I. <i>Evening in Matt Butterworth's Cottage</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act II.&mdash;<i>An evening six months later in Ephraim Barlow's house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- Act III.&mdash;<i>The next night. A quarry on the moors</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act IV.&mdash;<i>Later the same night in Ephraim Barlow's house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Interior of Matthew Butterworth's cottage. The room has three doors,
- one leading directly outside, one to the lean-to shed which holds the
- hand-loom, the third to the stairs. The cottage is that of a prosperous
- artisan of 1820, and the general standard of comfort little higher than
- that of a modern slum. The room is in darkness and through the door is
- heard the monotonous clickety-clackety of a handloom. A brisk knock is
- heard at the front door, and as Mary Butterworth opens the door l.,
- carrying a dip candle in an iron candlestick, the sound of the loom
- increases. She crosses, leaving candle on table and opens the front door.
- Outside are Joseph Healey, Martin Kelsall and Henri Callard.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Mary is fifty, dressed in a dark dress of linsey woolsey, with
- neckerchief of indigo blue printed cotton over her shoulders and a full
- apron of blue-and-white check round her waist. The men who enter are all
- obviously poorer. Joe Healey, the oldest of them, for instance, hopes in
- vain by buttoning high his waistcoat to hide the absence of a shirt. All
- wear clogs, breeches and coats more or less ragged and patched. Martin is
- twenty-four, thin to emaciation, but handsome and fervent. Henri carries
- himself well, wears his rags gallantly and his clothes are lighter
- coloured.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>as Mary opens door</i>). Is Matthew in, Mrs. Butterworth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>without standing from door</i>). Yes. You'll hear his loom if you
- hearken.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It's a sound that isn't often heard outside the factory nowadays.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's one that isn't often hushed in here. Matthew's busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>half entering. Mary gives back</i>). Too busy to see us, Madame
- Butterworth?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>entering and speaking importantly</i>). Tell him the 'Friends of
- the People are here to see him on the people's business.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Henri and Martin enter, Martin closing the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>raising the candle to their faces</i>). I know you. I know you
- all. You, Joe Healey and young Martin Kendall, and you&mdash;you're the
- Frenchman.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>bowing</i>). I am the Frenchman, madame.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>replacing the candle, disgustedly</i>). Radicals, the three of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>reprovingly</i>). We are Friends of the People.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. Friends of yourselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes, of ourselves and of you and of Matthew there. We are the people.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>militantly</i>). You're Radicals. And my Matthew's not a redcap
- like that Frenchie there that's fled his country to come disturbing quiet
- English folk with his nonsense.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. I left my country when the Bourbons entered it again. (<i>Rhetorically.</i>)
- The blood I'd shed for freedom&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>interrupting</i>). We'll talk to Matthew about all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>standing, barring the door</i>). You will not talk to Matthew.
- I'll not have my man made a Radical, and run his head into a noose for the
- sake of&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). For the sake of freedom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. We're free enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You are free to starve. To be slaves of the cotton masters, who
- treat you worse than any grand seigneur would have treated his peasants
- under the Bourbons.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>dryly</i>). Well, Matthew's busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. He's not too busy to attend to us. We want him out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And you'll not get him.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I think we shall. (<i>Calling.</i>) Matthew! Matthew Butterworth!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes, you may call. You'll burst your lungs before he'll hear in
- there. He's working. You're idling. Don't try to interrupt a better man.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Henri makes as if to force her from door, Joe checks him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. That's why we want him with us. Because we know him for the best
- weaver in these parts. Because he's treated by the master different from
- us and works at home instead of being driven into the factory. We want the
- best man on the people's side and none of us but gives old Matthew best.
- That's what we think of your husband, Mrs. Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And it's what I think, so you needn't fancy that it's news to me.
- He's better sense than to go wasting time on a pack of crazy Radicals.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The loom stops, the door is thrown open and Matthew speaks off</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Mary, fetch that candle back. I cannot see to weave properly with
- only one.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Let your loom be, Matthew, and come here. We've need of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Matthew enters in his shirt sleeves, stout waistcoat and breeches. He
- is a man of sixty, solidly built with square face and grey hair, bowed
- with bending to his loom.</i>) Matthew. What's the to-do about?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>holding his arm</i>). They've come to trap you, Matthew.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Trap me? They'll be wide awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Don't listen to them, Matt. They're Radicals.
-</p>
- <p>
- JOE We're Reformers. You know us, Matthew.
-</p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye, I know you. You, Martin! You become a
- Radical?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Empty bellies make Radicals, Mr. Butterworth. Empty bellies and
- the Corn Tax and bread at thirteenpence the quartern loaf.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Empty bellies make fools then. I can hear you've picked up the
- Radical cant. What do you want with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. We've come to reason with you, Matthew.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Oh, if you're going to listen to them, I'll sit in yonder.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>sharply</i>). Don't touch the loom, now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mary.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Well, what is it? I haven't time to spend on argument.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Then give us your advice, Mr. Butterworth, your help.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm not a politician.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin sits wearily on settle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Maybe you're not. But you're a man. And you know how things are with
- us. They're different with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And why?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Because you're the favourite of Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you weren't an ignorant Frenchman you'd suffer for those
- words. I'm not a favourite. It isn't me. It's my work. There's never been
- a yard of faulty cloth made on my loom. It's good. It's the honest work of
- a man that takes a pride in making it good, not like your rotten
- machine-made muck that's turned out at the factory. That's why Mr. Barlow
- sends me yarn to weave. He gets his special price for the cloth I weave
- and he knows it pays to let me weave it. That's not making a favourite of
- me. It's business.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>quietly</i>). It's making an exception of you, Matthew. You're
- working all the hours God sends, but you're drawing good money every week
- and you're living in comfort with your missus and your daughter both at
- home. My girls are in the factory and the wages of the lot of us don't
- keep the cold and hunger from our door.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What else do you expect but distress when you've let them get
- machines to do the work of men? It's Arkwright's spinning frames and
- Watt's steam engines that take the bread from your mouths. It isn't
- Barlow's, nor Heppenstall's, nor Whitworth's over the hill, nor
- Mottershead's, nor any of the manufacturers. It's steel and iron that have
- got you down, and more fools you for letting them.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You talk like one of us already.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye? Only I'm not one of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Is it our fault? We can't all weave like you. We're not all master
- craftsmen with looms of our own and no debts hanging round our necks. The
- machines are there. We can't get beyond it.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We can break the machines.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>sharply</i>). No violence. Violence never did anybody good.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We did no good in France until we took the Bastille.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And did that do any good? You're here, in exile, because your
- countrymen forgot the Bastille and welcomed Louis Bourbon back.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>soberly</i>). I'm against violence myself till all else fails.
- That what we want of you, Matt. Help us to escape violence.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. What help?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Will you go to London?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. London?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes. (<i>Very earnestly.</i>) They don't know there. They cannot know
- or else they wouldn't let things go on and let poor weavers starve. Eight
- shillings have I taken from the factory this week. Eight shillings and the
- loaf at thirteenpence! We want to tell the Government we're starving while
- the masters stink of brass. Wages must go higher or taxes lower. They must
- do something.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Why should I go? I'm not a factory hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. That's why they'll listen to a word from you. We'll go too, some of
- us, but there's little use in that because we're known to be reformers.
- There are Government spies in every Democratic Club. You can hardly trust
- your nearest friend. The spies are everywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. How do you make out they don't know about us, then?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. They can't. Even Parliament men aren't fiends from Hell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's no good going to London. Think of the March of the
- Blanketeers.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Think of it! Wasn't I one of them? One of the thousands who met on
- Ardwick Green, and the hundreds that met the Yeomanry at Stockport, and
- the tens that struggled through to Macclesfield?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>scornfully</i>). Yes. You got as far as Macclesfield. Do you
- think they'll let you get to London to tell them? Do you think they <i>want</i>
- to know? And if they do get there, and tell them, the manufacturers will
- be there first telling them another tale, and whose tale do you think
- they'll believe? Yours or theirs? Going to London's a fool's errand. They
- <i>do</i> know and they don't care. They're South, we're North, and what
- the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve at. You made your beds, when
- you let Arkwright set up his machinery, and you've to lie on them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>rising dejectedly</i>). God help the poor!
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI (<i>turning fiercely on him</i>). God helps those that help
- themselves. I'll hear you weavers sing the Marseillaise before I die.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>to Matthew</i>). You're against violence and you're against
- politics. What <i>do</i> you favour?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>grimly</i>). I favour work and I favour my loom, and if you've
- said your say I'll be getting back to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Aye, that's the old story. Work, and every man for himself and his
- hand against his neighbour, while the masters join to keep us down.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've something else to do than falling out with my bread and
- cheese. I'm not a politician, I'm a weaver, and I've not got time for two
- jobs. I'm not a Republican neither. I throw the shuttle and I don't throw
- stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Coward. It is because you do not dare.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>contemptuously</i>). It's well for you you're French and it's
- known you'd break if an Englishman touched you with his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It's well for you you're prosperous with your loom at home and your
- women at home and your daughter dressed like&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ruth Butterworth by the front door. She is twenty-one, dark,
- passionate, tall, in a plain, narrow-skirted, short-sleeved gown of
- woolsey, with a bright-coloured cotton handkerchief crossed over the bust
- and tied at the back of the short waist, dress low at the neck, straw
- bonnet and boots.</i>)&mdash;like she is. (<i>Preparing to go.</i>) I'm
- grieved we've failed to move you, but you're better off than us, and it's
- the skill of your hands you have to thank for it. Machinery has played the
- very hangment with the rest of us. Good-night, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Good-night, Joe Healey. (<i>They shake. Matthew looks
- contemptuously at Henri.</i>) Take your Republican with you. I've a word
- in season to say to young Martin Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Joe and Henri. Ruth stands by settle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, my lad, you came here to see me a week ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>looking guiltily at Ruth, who shows surprise</i>). Yes, Mr.
- Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You said nowt about being a Radical then. Martin. I came on other
- business.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you said nowt about starving bellies. If you can't make brass
- enough to fill one belly, you'll be hard put to it to fill two.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's all over, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Is it? Did he speak to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I told him "no."
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>to Ruth</i>). Have I no chance?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. A chance of what? Of taking Ruth from here, where she's all a
- woman wants, and making her starve alongside of you and expecting her to
- go into the factory to help you to make a livelihood. My daughter's not
- for your sort, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I told him that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you told me, but I haven't finished hoping yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you're hoping for a wife to work for you, you've come to the
- wrong shop this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're a proud man, Mr. Butterworth, and, Ruth, you're proud and
- all. I'm just a weaver lad that loves you and <i>'</i>ud work till I drop
- for you. And maybe you'll find out your mistake some day. Proud you may be
- and proud you are, but if you're not above taking a warning from me,
- you'll be careful where you walk o' nights. There's company that's
- dangerous for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>suspiciously</i>). What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>quickly</i>). Who cares what a man says when he's sent about his
- business?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You're right there, lass. It's not for me to take notice of his
- words.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then take notice of this, Ruth. I love you. I always shall. No
- matter what happens, I always shall. And I'm a patient man. I'm used to
- waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll be more used to it if you're going to wait for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>doggedly</i>). I'm going to wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>opening the door, grimly</i>). Good-night to you. (<i>Slight
- pause, then Martin moves to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>going</i>). Good-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'll be getting back to my loom. I've wasted too much time
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Matthew. The sound of the loom is heard, and, immediately she
- hears it, Ruth opens the front door and calls.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin! Martin, come back a minute.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>After a moment Martin reciters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You want me?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I want to speak to you before you go.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>advancing</i>). Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. Don't mistake me. I haven't changed my mind, but I want you to
- understand. Just now, you tried to warn me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes? I warn you again. It isn't safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean Guy Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you know I mean Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's what I wanted to be certain of. I wanted you to know that
- what I do is done with open eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're playing with fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It won't be me that's burnt. I've got my purpose clear and strong
- before me, Martin. It's you put this thing in my mind and I'm going
- through with it for your sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. For my sake! A lot you care for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's neither here nor there.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No more than a month ago I'd have broken the jaw of any man that
- said you weren't my wench. We hadn't spoke it out to each other, but I
- thought it was that sure it didn't need the speaking. And then you changed
- and I found out what changed you. So I thought I'd save you if I could. I
- asked you, and you said "No." I asked your father and I got my answer
- to-night. And now, you'll go your way, the woman I love. God knows what's
- changed you, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing has changed me, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You don't love me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I haven't said I did.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, you have. Not in words, I grant you, but if looks mean
- anything you've told it me a hundred times. Do you think he'll marry you?
- He won't. Marriage is not what Guy Barlow wants. I could tell you tales&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You needn't. I'll make him marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. He didn't marry the others.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Had they my beauty?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Beauty! Yes, you're beautiful. By God, you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've the gift of beauty, Martin, and I'm going to use it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Because he's rich, and I'm poor.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, because he's powerful over others and I want power over him.
- When you and I have gone our walks and been together on the moors, did we
- talk of nothing but the stars? You told me dreams, dreams of all the
- things you'd do if some great god gave you the power. It's I shall have
- that power, Martin, and use it in the way you taught me. Your thoughts,
- your dreams&mdash;and my pretty face gives me the chance to take your
- dreams and make them live. That's what I'm going to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It's nothing but another dream.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's real this time, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. But we did talk of the stars sometimes, and of ourselves and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That was the dream. That was happiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why shouldn't we be happy? It's a crime to throw yourself away on
- him for the sake of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, it's a crusade. I hope We shall be happy, but not together,
- Martin. I shan't do it all in a day, even after he has married me, but I
- shall manage him in time, and all this misery shall cease. You do believe
- I shall, don't you, Martin? You do approve?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>after a pause</i>). God give you strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I think He will. You understand now, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I understand. (<i>Slight pause.</i>) Ruth, are you sure?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>calmly</i>). I'm going through with it. Good-night, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>approaching her, then backing as she gives no encouragement</i>).
- Good-night, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martin. Ruth closes the door, then takes off her hat as Mary
- enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>sourly</i>). So you've come in. And where have you been?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've a fancy for going out o' nights.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I suppose I'm old enough to please myself when I go out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I suppose you think you are. Times are changed since I was young.
- I'd have got the rolling-pin at my head if I'd answered your grandmother
- back the way you answer me. I'd never any time for going out at nights.
- Too busy spinning. (<i>She busies herself getting out crockery, etc.,
- putting it on table without cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Machines spin now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And women and children watch the machines. But of course I mustn't
- say owt of that. Send you to the factory and I'd know where to put my hand
- on you. But no. What's good enough for others isn't good enough for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They're fitted for the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And what are you fitted for? Nowt, but to fancy yourself a fine
- lady. I know if I was your father, I'd have you working for the bread you
- eat and the clothes you wear, like every other girl about. But he's got
- his way and made an idler of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Perhaps he's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's not my way of bringing up a girl.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Never mind, mother. I'll be surprising you one of these days.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. You're always in the right. You're like your father. Got stiff
- neck with pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Maybe, I've cause for pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And maybe you haven't, and all, and if you have I've never seen
- cause for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You shall do very soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You're hiding something.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It won't be hidden long.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. What is it now? Out with it, lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Not yet, mother. I'll tell you when there's anything to tell.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>A knock is heard. Mary opens door after momentary surprise. Outside
- are Ephraim and Guy Barlow. Ephraim is a man of about sixty, well covered
- with flesh, clean-shaven, grey, square in the face, but not too strong of
- feature, wearing a short-bodied, long-tailed bottle-green coat, breeches
- to match, waistcoat, ruffled shirt frill, low-crowned black beaver hat
- with narrow curly rim, and thick draft top-coat, long in the skirt and
- with a huge collar Guy is twenty-eight, with fair hair and a stronger face
- than his father. He is clean-shaven and his clothes more fashionable and
- of finer material than the stout durable cloth Ephraim prefers. He has
- trousers instead of knee breeches.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Is this Matt Butterworth's?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Surely, Mr. Barlow. Will you step inside? (<i>Holding door open.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>entering</i>). It's what I came to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy follows. Mary closes door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That'll be Matt at his loom?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Yes. I'll bring him to you. (<i>Crosses, opens door.</i>) Matt,
- here's the master.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>entering, putting on his coat</i>). The master! Ephraim. Good
- evening, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You'll sit down, won't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you too, Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATT. Well, I'm glad to see you here, and if so be as bread and cheese and
- ale are not beneath you, there's enough for all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>half heartedly</i>). Well, thankee, Matt Butterworth&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>interrupting</i>). No. It's business brings us here, not eating. (<i>To
- Matthew.</i>) My father has something to say to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>At a glance from Matthew, Mary and Ruth go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes, I thought I'd come and tell you here instead of sending for
- you up to factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>grimly</i>). It's as well you did come. You'd not have got me
- there by sending. I've never entered factory gate and never will.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>good-naturedly</i>). You're a pig-headed old stick in-the-mud,
- Matt. You won't move with the times.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Not when the times move to factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, well, you're an obstinate fellow. What's wrong with
- factories?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What isn't wrong? They're bits of hell spewed up on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You'd better keep a civil tongue in your head.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm talking to your father, Mr. Guy, and we've known each other
- long enough to speak what's in our minds. You're a young man and the young
- get used to changes quickly. You find machines a natural state of things.
- I'll tell you how things were before the factories came and progress got a
- hold over everything. I'd open yon door in a morning and I'd see children
- playing in the fields. Where are the children now? Driven into your
- factory at five in the morning pretty nigh as soon as they can walk and
- thrashed with a cane to keep the poor little devils awake when all the
- nature in them's crying out for sleep. I'd go into a neighbour's cottage
- and I'd see a loom with a warp on it and a weaver taking pride in his
- work. You've taken the work away from men and given it to machines. And
- the worst is the machines don't care. You send out miles of cloth for
- every inch we used to weave, and every yard you send as full of faults as
- an egg of meat. It's that you've done with your factories, young sir.
- You've broken the weaver's spirit and you've killed the joy he used to
- take in honest craftsmanship. It's quality that used to count and a man <i>'</i>ud
- think shame to himself to produce a cloth that's full of weaving faults.
- There are no weavers now. They're servants of a steam engine.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm sorry it upsets you, Mr. Butterworth, but facts are too much for
- you. Hand looms are played out.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>intensely convinced</i>). Never, while good workmanship
- endures. If they want the best, they'll come to the handloom weaver for
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, but you see they don't want the best.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. They want designs that a man conceives in joy and executes with
- pride. They want a cloth that shows he's taken pride in making it, and
- knows it's his design and not a copy of another's.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We can sell a hundred pieces of the same design with as little
- trouble as your one.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And which <i>'</i>ull wear longest?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We don't want cloth to wear, we want it to sell.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>dismissing him, sadly</i>). Mr. Guy, it's a hard thing to say
- of your father's son, but I've a fear you're a godless youth. (<i>To
- Ephraim.</i>) What was it you wanted of me, Mr. Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>awkwardly</i>). You've made it rather hard to tell you that. I
- didn't know you thought so badly of the factories. (<i>Turning.</i>) Guy,
- I think, perhaps&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>curtly</i>). No. If you won't speak out, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Slight pause. Then Ephraim gives Guy leave by a glance.</i>) We want
- you to come into the factory, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>startled</i>). I? In factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're the last man on our pay-sheets working out. We must have
- uniformity. We want you in.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You want me, Mr. Guy. I can see who <i>'</i>tis I have to thank
- for this. It's you that have brought the old master here to stand by while
- you say these things to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, as it happened, you're so far wrong that I'd no intention of
- coming in at all, only I was going home from a walk (<i>glancing away, as
- if after Ruth</i>), and met him on his way here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>to Ephraim</i>). Mr. Barlow, it isn't <i>your</i> wish that I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, Matt, we've had complaints. (<i>Querulously.</i>) Weavers
- nowadays are a grumbling, discontented lot, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye. Power-loom weavers are, and have cause to be. Before you
- started factories folk could save. It was a saying here that every man in
- the valley owned his own house and the one next door to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. They complain I make a favourite of you, and, as Guy says, we
- must have uniformity. It's just a point of discipline.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes, I know what discipline means. Discipline means ringing them
- into your factory at five in the morning and out at seven in the evening,
- and uniformity means fifty looms in rows all tied to a steam engine and
- every loom weaving the same pattern.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Look here, Butterworth, you were working when we came in. Working at
- nine o'clock at night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Do I complain of that? Not me. I can please myself what hours I
- work. It's nowt to me what time the engine stops. My engine's here. (<i>Indicating
- his arms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, and because it is, you never let it rest. Come into the factory
- and you've finished at seven.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'm <i>sent</i> away at seven. I'm under orders. I'm my own
- master here, Mr. Guy, and have been all my life. If I want to work, I
- work, and if I want to play, I play, and there's nobody to stop me,
- whether it's tramping over the moors getting my mind choke full of the new
- designs that come to me when I'm walking through the green, resting my
- eyes, or whether it's a cock-fight and a bellyful of ale&mdash;and you've
- no need to look shocked neither, Mr. Barlow, for I've seen time afore you
- got meddling with machines when you went cock-fighting yourself, and you
- weren't too big in those days to drink with me, too. And now you're
- telling me to come and weave in factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Oh, nay, Matt, I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Well, I don't know. You've stood there and heard him tell me I'm
- to come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. But not as weaver, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What then?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. As overlooker, and not a man in Lancashire that's better fitted
- for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>soberly weighing it</i>). Aye. That's no more than truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm not flattering. I'm a business man, and I'm choosing the best
- man for the job.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And I'm refusing it, for I'm a business man and I've got a better
- job. I've an old loom in yonder and as long as she hangs together I'll go
- on weaving cloth as cloth should be woven, by the skilful hand of a man to
- designs of his own contriving. To hell with uniformity. There's beauty in
- a loom and nowt but beastly ugliness in a row of looms.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coldly</i>). Where do you get your yarn from, Butter-worth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Why, from you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you've been selling your cloth to us?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We can take no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>staggered</i>). You can't take my cloth, my beautiful cloth?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>with sympathy</i>). It's true, Matt. Good cloth means a good
- price and people won't pay it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's your fault, then. That's what you've brought them to. You've
- spoilt them with your factory rubbish.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They want cheap cloth. We provide it. Yours is dear. We can't sell
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Then I'll sell my own. I'll find buyers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It's no use, Matt. Take my word for it, there are no customers
- to-day for cloth like yours. What between paying the country's bill for
- licking Bonaparte and power looms for silk and linen there's no demand for
- cotton cloth of your quality.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you'll get no more yarn from us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You're not the only ones.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Nor from others. We're going to make an end of the whole breed of
- hand-loom weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We'll not be ended easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We want you in the factories. The factories are hungering for the
- right men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And men are hungry because of the factories. Don't tell me my
- cloth won't sell. It's cloth that sells itself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Don't you believe me, Matt?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I don't believe you know what my cloth's like. Do you see it
- yourself up yonder?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well&mdash;no.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>going to door</i>). Then come in here and I'll show you.
- You'll not be telling me then there are no decent housewives left to buy a
- cloth like mine. (<i>Exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Ephraim, who is following</i>). Oh, what's the good of wasting
- time on him?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Best humour him, Guy. Don't come. I'll get him round.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Psh! You're too soft with the old fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And you're too hard. Matt and I were friends before you were
- born.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Ephraim. Guy moves impatiently, then sits on table. Enter Ruth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>surprised and not cordial</i>). I thought you'd gone. I heard no
- voices.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I schemed to get them into there. Do you think I'd go without a word
- with you? (<i>Approaching her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>coldly, holding him at arm's length</i>). We've parted once
- to-night. What do you want with me?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I want everything except to part again. You witch, what have you done
- to me? I haven't a nerve but tingles for the touch of you. I'm all burnt
- up. The night's a tossing fever, and the day's a cruel nightmare till
- evening comes and brings me sight of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>backing</i>). Don't touch me, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. How long am I to hold myself in leash? It's more than flesh and blood
- can stand. My God, I wonder if you know how beautiful you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have a mirror in my room.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm jealous of that mirror, Ruth. Jealous of a piece of glass because
- it sees you every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You've seen me every evening for a month.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I'm no farther than when we began. You're hot and cold by turn.
- You lead me on and thrust me off. You play with me. To-night you said you
- wouldn't walk with me to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And time I did. I've walked with you too much. A change of company
- is good.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>startled</i>). Company? What company?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dryly</i>). My mother's. You say you're where you were when we
- begun. Perhaps you are. But I am not. It's no new thing for you to go your
- walks with a weaver's lass. But it's new for me to be the lass. Do you
- think there are no wagging tongues about?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's news to me that you give heed to gossip. You're not going to
- talk about your reputation, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I shan't <i>talk</i> about it, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>scornfully</i>). I thought you made of finer stuff.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Than those others you have walked with?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sharply</i>). What's that to do with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing, but that I find it good to know about them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. This is strange talk for a woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dryly</i>). Folk always say I should have been a man.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>ardently</i>). Thank God, you're not. It's better to rule a man
- than be one, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Do I rule you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You've made a slave of me. I'm at your feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You told the others that.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Had they your beauty?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then I've the greater cause to guard it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You haven't talked like this outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm inside now. This is my father's cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You've been like this to-night. Perverse. As if you didn't know what
- passion meant. As if you laughed at me for being on fire for you. You've
- come half-way to meet me till to-night. You've answered love with love.
- You've been a fine free glory of a woman that it was heaven to be near and
- hell to be away from, that knew to be in love was to be upraised above the
- talk of fools and what a pair of lovers do is right because they do it for
- their love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>absently</i>). Yes. What lovers do is right even if it's to
- renounce.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Renounce? What are you talking about?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I was thinking of a pair of lovers that I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>roughly</i>). Then stop thinking of them. Think of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm thinking of myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're in a curious mood to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To-night I'm being prudent.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>scornfully</i>). Prudent! Love isn't prudent. Prudence was made
- for cowards, not for lovers. Ruth, you're not a coward.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>absently</i>). I think that what I'm doing now is the bravest
- thing I ever did. (<i>At him.</i>) What do you make of it all?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>trying to be light</i>). I think you're a mischievous tease, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm quite in earnest. I was in earnest when I let you talk to me of
- love and still in earnest when I told you I could walk with you no more.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth! You didn't mean it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I meant it all. Did you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>surprised</i>). Did I?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. About your love.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why should you doubt me, Ruth?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'll tell you. Because in all your talk of love, you have used a lot
- of words, but there is one word that you haven't spoken yet, and that I'd
- like to hear before I go my walks with you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What word?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Marriage.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>staggered, then recovering</i>). Marriage! Well, isn't it early
- days for that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. With some men and some women it would be over early. When you're the
- man and I the woman, it isn't early.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Marriage! There's a directness about you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>simply</i>). Yes, there is.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm taken by surprise, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>quietly</i>). Are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I've been too busy simply loving you to think of marriage. (<i>Quickly.</i>)
- Yes, Ruth, of course we're going to be married. It would be monstrous in
- me ever to have intended anything else. But&mdash;er&mdash;you know,
- there's my father. We shall have to keep the marriage secret. Just the
- clergyman and no witnesses to make quite sure of secrecy.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>moving to door as if leaving him and opening it</i>). Good-bye,
- Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>staring at her</i>). Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Good-bye. Yes. Look at me well. It's your last look at close
- quarters.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by her</i>). No, by Heaven, it's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>still holding the door open</i>). You've told me much about my
- beauty. You hold my beauty cheap.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your beauty is the richest, finest thing in all the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A secret marriage!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What's changed you, Ruth? You've shown yourself to me a soft and
- yielding woman. To-night, you're hard, suspicious.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>closing door</i>). To-night, I mean to strike a bargain with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Lovers don't talk of bargains.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There's always time to talk of love. To-night, we'll talk of
- marriage, if you please.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You mean to be wilful.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I mean that if you want me there's a price to pay, and a secret
- marriage by a puppet priest with no witnesses is too low a price for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>blustering</i>). You thought that!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>calmly</i>). Wasn't I right? How badly do you want me, Mr. Guy
- Barlow? You see me, and you know the price.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>quite shocked</i>). You didn't talk this way outside. You've made
- it all so ugly. You've taken all romance away.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Romance is safe for men. It's dangerous for women. You tell me I was
- soft and yielding. What if I'd been too soft, and yielded further than I
- should? You'd still have life, and life would still be beautiful for you
- and you'd be looking for another woman with a pretty face to make love
- beautifully with you. But I'd be dead. I should have killed myself and
- you'd forget me in a little while.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>genuinely moved</i>). Ruth, stop! I'm not a black-guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm hoping not, if I'm to be your wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I never meant you harm. I simply didn't think.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You thought fast enough of a secret marriage. You remembered to be
- prudent, and prudence, as I think you said, is made for cowards, not for
- lovers. Are you a coward, Mr. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm a lover, Ruth. Will you be my wife?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>with slight shudder</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>holding her</i>). I've got you now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. For better or for worse, you've got me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. For better than the best. I never knew till I met you what love could
- do to a man. Ruth, you won't remember what you fancied that I thought
- to-night? You won't have that against me? It really wasn't so.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have only room for one thought now. I remember that you're going
- to marry me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>lightly</i>). In a precious few days, you'll remember that I have
- married you. I'm not cut out for waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I shall not keep you waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim and Matthew.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, that's settled now, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>like a beaten man</i>). Yes, it's settled. I'll be at factory
- come five to-morrow morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's good.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Is it? I'll tell you this much, Mr. Barlow, it's a bad night's
- work you've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If you're talking to me, it's the best night's work I've ever done.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>morosely</i>). I was talking to your father.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, well, we must agree to differ.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And it won't be the last of our differences, neither. It's my
- punishment, this is. I've been a proud man and I'm humbled. Some weaver
- lads come here this very night asking me to join in with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Join? In what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Ah, well, I'll leave you to guess in what. I sent them off with a
- good big flea in their ear: told them a hand-loom weaver had nowt to do
- with their sort. I've everything to do with their sort now. I'm one of
- them, and if they have owt to say, or do against you and your ways, I'll
- say and do it with them. You've made a Radical to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Now, Matt, don't try to threaten me. We've met as friends too
- often in the days gone by for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Yes, before you started getting up in the world by climbing on
- other men's shoulders.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And if you'll let me, we'll go on being friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Of course you will. Now more than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>roughly</i>). You don't know what you're talking about, lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Tell them, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Mr. Butterworth, you and my father must be friends, because I'm going
- to marry Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. What's that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, father, it's true.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>excitedly calling and opening door</i>). Here, Mary! Mary,
- where are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Mary.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Here's our Ruth going to wed the young master. What do you say to that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>judicially</i>). I say the young master's doing well for himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>sourly</i>). Nobody asks what I think.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That'll be all right, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will it?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, I'll tell you about it walking home. You've Mr. Butterworth's
- hand to shake.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>dryly</i>). It just depends if he's still a Radical.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Me? I'm a maze. I don't know what I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>genially smiling</i>). I'll chance it then. (<i>They shake.</i>)
- Good night, Matt. (<i>Genially.</i>) Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To-morrow, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, Guy, to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Ephraim and Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>going to Ruth as if to kiss her</i>). Well, lass, you said you'd
- surprise us. You have and all. Biggest surprise I ever had. Wedding the
- young master. Something like a match now this is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't, mother. I'm so ashamed.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Ashamed? Where's the shame in getting wed? We all come to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And you've come to it rare and well. And me thinking in yonder
- while Mr. Barlow talked to me I'd have small cause now to send young
- Kelsall off, for I'm a factory hand myself the same as he.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Poor Martin Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Aye, poor he is and rich you're going to be. You've little need
- to think of Kelsall now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I mustn't think of Martin now. I'm doing what I meant to do.
- I've got Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Ruth, there'll be a lot of sewing to be done.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Why?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Why? The girl's a-dream. Against your wedding to be sure. What else
- are you thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's not my wedding that I'm thinking of. It's afterwards. Well,
- I've begun. I'm going to see it through.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth stares straight out, as into the future. The others are looking
- at her.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II
- </h2>
- <p>
- (<i>Six months later. Interior of Barlow's house at night. Doors on each
- side of the roomy window, covered by drawn chintz curtains at the back.
- Dark panelled walls. Polished oak floor with squares of carpet, dark
- mahogany furniture, square table. Centre with four chairs, chairs by
- fireplace and under window; right, basket-grate with high steel fender and
- hand-irons. Bright fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth, her whole appearance suggesting physical wellbeings sits by fire
- reading by the light of four candles on table. She is well dressed in
- sober colours. A manservant opens door and Mary enters, dressed as Act I,
- with a heavy cloak, mittens, etc., suggesting winter. The servant goes,
- closing the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising</i>). Well, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>kissing her</i>). You're warm in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We need to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's bitter cold to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth pulls chair from table and sits, putting Mary in her own chair.
- Mary looks scornfully at the book placed on table.</i>) Reading, were you?
- Well, one way of idling's as bad as another and reading never did anybody
- good that ever I heard of. That's what your father's always doing with his
- spare time now. Tom Paine's <i>Rights of Man</i> and <i>The Age of Reason</i>.
- Stuffing his old head with all manner of new-fangled politics.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But this isn't politics, mother. It's poetry. (<i>Mary sniffs.</i>)
- <i>The Corsair</i>. Lord Byron's poem.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I've heard of him and nothing good neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Nothing good! Why, mother, he&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. A lot of things, I dare say. Well, I've gone for fifty years without
- the power of reading and I reckon I'll go through without it to the end.
- I've no time to be idle.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've no time to be anything else.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've taken to being a lady like a duck to water. Lazybones is the
- name I'd give you if you were still Ruth Butterworth, but I suppose this
- vain life is right for Mrs. Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising</i>). It isn't right. Idleness is never right, and least
- of all for me, because I know my idleness is paid for by the toil of
- others. Something has changed me, mother. I can't think of the past. I've
- forgotten what I was and what I used to think. I had ideals then, when I
- was poor. I'd noble thoughts of my own. The only thoughts I have to-day
- are thoughts of other's thinking. (<i>Picking Byron up.</i>) You're right,
- I'm lazy. Bone lazy, and I like it. I like fine clothes and soft living
- and hands that aren't work-roughened.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Small blame to you for that. I'd do the same myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm getting fat. I'm like a pig. I never want to go out. The house
- is soft and warm and comfortable, and the sights I see outside are hard
- and cold and comfortless.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You may well say that. Things go from bad to worse, With wages down
- and food up it's near impossible to make ends meet. And that's for us,
- with your father an overlooker. What it is for the weavers, I don't know.
- There's empty hearths and empty bellies this winter time.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I know. I know and I don't care. I used to care. Something's gone
- dead inside me, killed by the comfort and the ease and the good living and
- all the things I used to hate and despise until I had them for my own.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Eh, don't you worry! When a lass has got a good husband same as you
- have it's little room she has in her mind for thoughts of other things.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's my punishment. Guy's good to me. (<i>Changing tone.</i>)
- Mother, I'll tell you something. I love my husband.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>puzzled</i>). Well, don't tell me that as if it was news to me.
- What did you marry him for if you didn't love him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I married him to use him for an instrument. And I don't care now for
- the things I cared for then. I only care for Guy, and what Guy does is
- right because he does it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Well, I never let your father come over me like that. But there's
- many wives do think that road of their husbands, especially young wives.
- I'm a bit surprised at you being one of them for all that, Ruth. You'd
- always a will of your own.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. My will's asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Don't let it waken up too sudden.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No fear of that. I eat too much.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. There's a-many eat too little, Ruth. There was one you used to know
- came in to us the other night. He'd been short of food for weeks and
- looked it too, poor lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A friend of mine? What friend?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>reluctantly</i>). Martin Kelsall, if you want to know. There was
- him and others. Friends of the People they call themselves, and your
- father's joined them now. I never heard such talk in my life. Proper wild
- it was. Drilling on the moors, and knocking out the engine boiler plugs
- and breaking the machinery and I don't know what.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And father, too?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. As savage as the worst of them, the silly old man. Got to threats
- before they'd done.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Threats?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Against your Guy. It's him they're bitterest against.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>indignantly</i>). What's Guy done?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You'd think there was nothing he hadn't done. You'd better tell him
- to be careful about going out at night. They've guns amongst them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guns!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Oh, don't be frightened, lass. They won't <i>do</i> owt. Men like to
- talk. I don't take any notice of them. If they said less I'd fear them
- more.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Has Martin Kelsall got a gun?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>contemptuously</i>). Him! It's bread he wants, not a gun. Gave me
- a message for you, Martin did.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A message?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. "Tell her to remember me," he says.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I understand. What must he think of me?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. What right has he to think of you at all? Impudence I call it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He has the right to think me traitor. I'm a renegade. I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You're Mrs. Guy Barlow, my lass, and don't you forget it and start
- thinking of a famished weaver chap without a shirt to his back or a
- mouthful of bread for his belly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Is it as bad as that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It's hard times, Ruth, harder every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The men must be desperate.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. They <i>talk</i> as if they were. But what's talking? They talked
- before you wed. They're talking still and I tell you things are worse.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What's made them worse?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. They say Guy has.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But how?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You'd better ask him. Don't you talk to him of the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. I tried to do at first, but he stopped me, and I thought I'd
- bide my time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've a lot more sense than I ever gave you credit for.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then I fell in love with Guy and I haven't cared for anything since
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I don't suppose you'd do a scrap of good. (<i>Rising as if to go.</i>)
- Well, that's how it is. A terrible lot of barking, but not a bite amongst
- the lot of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>detaining her</i>). But there is danger there, danger to Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I tell you they, don't mean it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Perhaps all don't. But one man might, and one would be enough. One
- man can press a trigger.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. There now! I've upset you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Never mind that. You're sure that's all!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. All what?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. All Martin said.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. You've got that fellow on the brain. No. <i>'</i>Twasn't all, then.
- He wants to meet you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Tell him I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I'll tell him no such thing, and you a married woman.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll tell him I will see him. Not here, though. He mustn't come
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. And I'll not have my house put to such a use. So that settles it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There is an old quarry on the moors. Martin knows. It's where the
- stone was quarried when they built the factory. I'll meet him there
- to-morrow night at eight. Will you tell him that, or must I write?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Can Martin read?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not sure. Tell him, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. It isn't right, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will. I'm doing this for Guy. You've stirred me from my sleep at
- last. To-morrow night at eight. Mary. Well, I'll tell him.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That's right. There's Guy's step now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. Then I'll be going. God bless you, lass. (<i> Kissing her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Mary</i>). Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY (<i>apologetically</i>). I was just going, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>warming himself by fire, speaking over his shoulder</i>). Oh,
- don't hurry away. You'll find it cold outside.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARY. I must go sharp. If you're here it means factory's loosed and
- Matt'll be at home looking for his supper. Good night, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mary. Guy goes to Ruth with lover-like attitude. They are on the
- best of terms.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, little wife, how goes it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>tensely</i>). Guy, I want to talk to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sitting by fire, lightly</i>). The sound of your voice is the
- sweetest thing on earth. I'm all attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. This is serious, Guy. I've tried before to talk to you about the
- factory. You stopped me then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still lightly</i>). Of course I did. I won't have you worrying
- your pretty head about the factory. Besides, think of your long-suffering
- husband. Don't you think I get all the business I can stand across the way
- there? (<i>Waving hand towards window.</i>) I want a change at home. Sit
- down and tell me what you think of <i>The Corsair</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No. You must listen to me, Guy. I won't be put off this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>easily</i>). Oh, well, if I'm in for it, I'm in for it. What's it
- all about?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You saw mother here. She's been telling me things.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Really, Ruth, you can't expect me to take any notice of your mother's
- old wives' tales.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You needn't notice them. But when I'm told you're in danger, I
- notice them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still lightly</i>). Danger? What of?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What have you been doing in the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sternly</i>). Leave that alone. That's my affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And it's my affair if they murder you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Oh! So they've got to talking about murder have they?
- I'll teach them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>taking his arm, pleadingly</i>). Guy, you must be careful. For my
- sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I shall look after myself, Ruth. (<i>Standing by fireplace, hand on
- shelf.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But what have you done to them? I know that since you married me
- you've had more power, and your father's done less than he used to. It's
- something you've done that's upset the weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>over his shoulder</i>). I found it necessary to make economies and
- they don't like it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Economies I You mean you've cut their wages down?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And they were so pitifully low. They'd hardly enough for bread
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>facing her</i>). I don't fix the price of bread. It's no use
- discussing it with you. You can't understand.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not thinking of them. At one time I should have done. That's
- over now. To-day I only think of you. And you're in danger. I know it. I
- know it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Nothing's going to happen to me. I've a rough idea of what they think
- of me. I've taken my precautions.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No precautions are proof against desperate men.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then if nothing's any good, why worry?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Something would be good. Raise their wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's impossible. I've told you to drop discussing it.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Why is it impossible? They'd more before you reduced them and you
- didn't starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. But I wasn't building another factory then. I want every penny I
- can screw to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Another factory!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>with a touch of fanaticism</i>). Yes. I mean to have another. One
- was good enough for my father, but it isn't good enough for me. What was
- enterprising ten years ago isn't enterprising to-day. Machinery's improved
- since then.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then you're quite sure factories are right?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>grimly</i>). I'm quite sure they're money-makers.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But money isn't all.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I keep on telling you not to discuss it. With your upbringing and
- your father's views, we're bound to differ, so for Heaven's sake talk
- about Byron, or anything under the sun but factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm talking about your danger. You won't believe me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You won't believe me when I say there is no danger because I'm
- prepared to meet anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Including bullets? Do you wear a coat of mail?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's the worst of reading <i>The Corsair</i>. Put this
- cock-and-bull story of your mother's on the top of <i>The Corsair</i> and
- you're ready to imagine anything. We're in England now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. So is Nottingham.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. This is Lancashire. We don't have Luddites here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We have plug riots. I've read it in the newspaper.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Women shouldn't read newspapers. It's all right, Ruth. Our fellows
- won't get out of hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You're driving them to desperation, Guy. I know the other side. I've
- seen. Guy, won't you have mercy on them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'll have another factory out of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Have mercy on yourself and me. I'm so happy here. You've made me
- love you till I would cut off my hand to save you from a scratch upon your
- little finger. I shan't know peace again whenever you're away.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Upon my word, Ruth, it's too bad of your mother. She ought to keep
- away, and not come here disturbing you with wild tales that haven't a
- spark of truth in them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Are they wild tales?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They're wild as wind.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But you said you'd taken precautions. If there's no truth, why take
- precautions?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I said anything to comfort you. Are you satisfied now?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm silenced.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's good enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim and John Heppenstall, another factory owner, resembling
- Ephraim in type, dress, and age. He is, however, a more timid man, and his
- manner is irresolute.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>as they enter</i>). Come in here, Heppenstall. (<i>Seeing
- Ruth.</i>) Ah! you've met my son's wife?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>bowing politely, with a touch of courtliness</i>). Good evening,
- Mrs. Guy. (<i>To Guy.</i>) Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Good evening, Mr. Heppenstall. (<i>Taking Ruth's arm</i>). Ruth, my
- dear, Mr. Heppenstall has called on a matter of business.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, mayn't I stay and listen? I'll be as quiet as a mouse.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>genially</i>). Never knew anybody like this lass of Guy's,
- Heppenstall. She's interested in all manner of affairs. (<i>To Ruth.</i>)
- You promise to be quiet?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>eagerly</i>). Oh, yes, yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. Ruth's more interested in Byron than anything else. (<i>Holding
- the book to her.</i>) You can't read him here with us talking all the
- time.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You want me to go?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Please.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>submissively</i>). Yes Guy. (<i>Takes book and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>closing door behind her</i>). That's better. Women are
- sentimental, and we've to talk business. Won't you sit, Mr. Heppenstall?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>who has been eyeing Guy with disapproval</i>). Thank you, Mr.
- Guy, I will.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit round table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>after clearing his throat</i>). Now, Heppenstall, I'll tell
- you what it's all about.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. I'm waiting to hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You and I are rival manufacturers, but that's no reason why we
- shouldn't put our legs under the same table when we find the times
- difficult. I suppose there's no denying, they <i>are</i> difficult?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They're more than difficult.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then we agree so far. What threatens us threatens you. In fact,
- our interests are identical.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Not quite, I think.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Eh? Well, no. What's mine isn't thine. We've each to make a
- profit for ourselves. But we get the profit out of weaving, and your
- weavers are fractious; so are ours.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. But mine aren't&mdash;or not to anything like the extent yours are.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm told the grumbling is universal.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. It's general up to a point, but there's a dead set at you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. At me?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Well, no, not at you, Barlow. It's this young gentleman who's the
- mischief-maker.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The mischief-maker, Mr. Heppenstall?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>defending himself</i>). You reduced wages. You put down fresh
- machinery, and got rid of men and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you've done the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. I had to follow suit or see you take my trade away. I didn't want to
- do it. I believe in treating men as men.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I believe in treating men as servants of the machines. It's all they
- are.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. No. By your leave, young gentleman, it is not all they are. They're
- flesh and blood. (<i>To Ephraim.</i>) And I'm surprised, Barlow, at your
- allowing your men to be reduced.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The men can live on what they're paid.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They do. I'm getting applications every day from men who want to be
- taken on.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes, so am I. And why? Because the steam power's taken away their
- living and half a living's better than none to a starving man. (<i>To
- Ephraim.</i>) You ought to be ashamed of yourself to take advantage of
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Well, Heppenstall, it's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>interrupting</i>). I'm responsible, Mr. Heppenstall. If you've
- anything to say about the management of Barlow's, say it to me. My
- father's virtually retired.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>with spirit</i>). Have I? I'm not dead yet, my lad. I've given
- you a lot of rope, but be careful or you'll hang yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>approvingly, turning his shoulder on Guy</i>). That's better,
- Barlow. I mislike seeing you knuckle under to a boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy rises and goes to fireplace, standing with his back to table. John
- speaks across table to Ephraim </i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, look here, I had to follow your lead when you reduced. Will you
- follow mine if I put them up again to what they were three months ago?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>wheeling round</i>). And let the weavers fancy we're afraid of
- them?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>not turning</i>). I'm not afraid of them. I'm sorry for them.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They know better. Once give in, and they're the masters. Show them
- they've only to ask and threaten to get what they ask and they'll ask for
- more. They'll not stop at the old level.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Oh, we can't go beyond the old figure.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. But you'll have to if once you start putting wages on the basis
- of a benevolent Charity. I'm in business to buy cheap and sell dear. I
- want my labour as cheap as I can get it and, by God, I'll get it cheap.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>thumping table</i>). Are you the head of Barlow's or am I?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>impatiently</i>). Oh, you are, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then you'd better not forget it or I'll turn you out of the room
- and finish this talk with Heppenstall alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy throws himself in chair by fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sighing to himself</i>). Oh, my God, these old men!
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>to John</i>). I agree to that. I'll raise them on condition
- you do the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I object.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Your objection is overruled.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm your partner.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>hotly</i>). I am the head of Barlow's and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Manservant enters with port, glasses, etc., places on table, and exit
- in silence.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ephraim pours out wine, and offers John, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The old wages won't satisfy the weavers. They grumbled then. But the
- point for Mr. Heppenstall is this. It may have hurt his tender heart, but
- when we reduced, he did the same, and he needn't cant about it now, for
- actions speak louder than words. The thing is that he acts with us, and we
- manufacturers can present a solid front and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes, but you set the bad example. I'm a business man and I had to
- follow or you'd have cut me out with my customers. But as a humane man, I
- protest, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Because you look at the men. I look at the system. The system's
- magnificent, and if the factory system demands sacrifices, I shall
- sacrifice men without scruple.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Will you sacrifice yourself?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I do sacrifice myself. I've sacrificed my personal security. I risk
- my life every day and I value my life, Mr. Heppenstall. I value it so much
- that I've taken protective measures at the factory. I've a few stout
- fellows there&mdash;an odd prizefighter or two, an old soldier from the
- French wars, nominally as watchmen, but they're men who can use their
- fists and handle a gun too if the worst comes.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Ah! You've a pretty good idea of looking after yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It isn't for my own sake.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>sceptically</i>). No?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, I've a life I'd like to live. I've a wife and I'm young and so on&mdash;but
- that doesn't matter. My value is as a factory owner.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Owner?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Manager, then. I believe in the system, I'm here to spread that
- system, to cover Lancashire with factories and make the county
- manufacturing centre of the world. That is my dream, sir, the dream of
- cheap production, and the triumph of machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You're talking very big, young man. It takes me all my time to run
- one factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I know I'm talking big. I'm seeing big, bigger than will come in your
- lifetime or in mine. This thing's at the beginning. It's not secure yet,
- but I mean to do my part to set it firmly on its legs before I die.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. There's nothing wonderful in bigness. A thousand factories are no
- more wonderful than one.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, you've no vision.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. And maybe you've too much. The future isn't here. The present and
- those weavers are. And they trouble me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They trouble me until they've learnt who's master. After that,
- there'll be no trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ruth, excitedly, leaving door open behind her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy! The men. Don't you hear them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Men! Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They're in the hall.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Henri, Joseph, Matthew and Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. No, Madame Barlow, we are no longer in the hall. We are here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>on his feet</i>). What's the meaning of this?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>insolently</i>). Meaning, Mr. Barlow? The meaning is, you'll
- either listen to us here and now or you'll have your factory fired. You
- can take your choice.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Fire then, and be damned to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Is that your answer, Mr. Barlow?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. No. Come here and be quiet, Guy. Who am I speaking to?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You know us, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You're in bad company, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I told you how <i>'</i>twould be if you forced me into factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Are you the spokesman? I suppose there's a ringleader. Who is he?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. We are all leaders.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>), I've heard of armies that were all generals and no
- privates.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). If you mean by leader who it is that's-kept back
- the riot&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>badly frightened</i>). Riot?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There are hundreds round your factories tonight. They're waiting
- there, waiting for us. I'm leader enough to hold them back until we get
- your answer. Take care lest I lead them in a different fashion on another
- night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Mutiny, eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, names don't matter, <i>Mr</i>. Guy. We could call you names,
- and true ones, if we liked.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. So you're their leader, Martin Kelsall?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. At your service, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I have my doubts of that. Well now, we'll just sit down and talk
- this over quietly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, you amongst the rioters!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We're here as peaceful delegates.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. With threats of fire and murder on your tongue.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>querulously</i>). What's it all about? Never mind who they are.
- What do they want?
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. More wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Less machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Close the factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And whatever you do, give a fellow-creature a chance of living,
- Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will one of you speak for all? What are your complaints?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'll speak, Mr. Barlow. We complain of starvation, of being driven
- into your factories and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Stop there. We drive nobody. There's no compulsion to enter our
- factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There's the compulsion of need. You won't have hand-looms and
- you've forced us into factories. You've got us there and we've been
- helpless before you. We've to work your hours and take your pay, and the
- pay's not fit to keep a dog alive. We're tired of factories. We want to
- live.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Murmurs of agreement from the men.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Listen to me, men. Everything must have a beginning.
- A great system is springing into birth. It isn't perfect yet&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Perfect! It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>proceeding</i>). You are suffering the lean years. The fat ones
- are coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've heard all that before. You put it down to the war, not to
- the machines that time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Even England can't recover in a moment from a war like this one.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It was all the war last time we made complaint and when the war
- was over you promised us fat times, and all of us were going to go hell
- for leather for prosperity.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Just wait a bit. Think what a great thing this system is. We're going
- to make calico for the whole world. We've all a share in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You get your share and ours as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do try to follow me. The cotton comes to us from the sun-kissed
- fields of far America, grown there by planters descended from men of our
- own blood and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The cotton's grown by slaves.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That's not my business.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No. Your business is to make slaves of us here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'll tell you something, Mr. Butterworth. It's this, and it's from a
- book you know. "Where there is no vision, the people perish."
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I don't know about the vision, but I'm sure about the perishing.
- And I know where we'll go when we've finished perishing. When one of us
- gets up to the Golden Gate, Peter <i>'</i>ull ask him what he was and
- he'll say a weaver, and Peter 'ull ask him no more questions. He'll just
- open the gate quick and say, "Poor devil, get into heaven, you've had your
- bellyful of hell on earth."
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You'll have prosperity on earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Aye. So you've said before.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You complain of the machines. You say they've turned men away.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Aye.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Those men will soon find work.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Where?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm going to build another factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. By God, you're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Another! Isn't one hell on earth enough for you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Patience, patience! I'm trying to explain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've no time for patience. We're famishing. And you'll build no
- other factory. You'll change your tune or you'll lose the one you've got.
- Building new factories is no use to us. We're not builders. We're weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Hold your tongue, Guy. I'll tackle this.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy sits sulkily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. We'll hear the old master.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Now, my lads, the factory's there, and it's going to stop there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy takes paper and pencil from his pocket and begins to draw
- caricatures of the men.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Don't be too sure of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Burn it and we build another. And while it's building you'll have
- time to think and clear heads to think with, for you'll draw no wages in
- the meantime. I'm still waiting to know why you're here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. If you'd not reduced wages, maybe we'd not be here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. That's it, is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Yes, that's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Will it make you happy if I put the wages up again?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It won't make us happy. There's been no happy weavers since
- machines came in.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Is that what you want? Wages back at the old level?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No. We want more. The old level isn't good enough. Eight shillings
- a week won't keep a man, let alone a man's family.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. We give your families work. You men aren't the only wage-earners.
- Even your children can come to us and be paid. We not only keep them away
- from mischief at home, but we pay them for it. (<i>Rising.</i>) You can
- take that answer back. We want willing workers and if you'll go away and
- be satisfied with the old wages, we'll try to pay them, though it's little
- less than ruin for the manufacturers.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>scornfully</i>). This looks a ruined house, and you look badly
- fed and all with your wine, and your servants, and your money to build
- another factory. To hell with your eight shillings! We want ten.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. And we want cent, per cent, profits, my man, only we don't get them.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>sternly</i>). This is no time for jesting, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I wasn't jesting. Ten shillings a week is what we want.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Ten is out of the question.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've made double ten with my old hand-loom. Where's the good of
- factories to us if that's what they bring us to?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy rises with his drawings comes round to John and gives it him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN (<i>laughing</i>). Ha! Very good. I didn't know you drew.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I've had practice lately. Drawing plans for my new factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>John passes it on to Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>glancing at it</i>). Pssh! (<i>To men.</i>) Well, that's what
- you're here for, is it? Ten shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. We offer eight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then I warn you there'll be consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We're ready for your consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I've told you to hold your tongue. (<i>Reasonably.</i>)
- We've made a big concession, Kelsall. Martin. You'll make a bigger if you
- want us satisfied. John. We do want you satisfied. We want this valley
- peaceful and contented.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then you know what to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Suppose we talk it over and give you an answer to-morrow?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. We've come here for an answer to-night, Mr. Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Very well. Stay here and we'll come back with an answer. Come
- into the other room, Mr. Heppenstall. (<i>The men give way sullenly.</i>)
- Come, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Heppenstall passes out, as Ephraim holds door open. Guy catches
- Ephraim at door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do you want your silver stolen?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I'd trust Matt Butterworth with everything I own.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And the others?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Matt will be there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Guy and Ephraim. Neither thinks of Ruth, who now rises from her
- chair by fire, crosses, and speaks with Matthew, while the rest appreciate
- the fire and examine curiously the fire-irons, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, what are you doing with these men? Matthew. Mind your own
- business, my lass.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I am minding it. I'm minding Guy. If anything happens to Guy, I
- shall hold you responsible. Matthew. Guy has the remedy in his own hands.
- Ruth. The remedy's in your hands. You have influence with the men. See how
- they wanted you on their side. They came to you at home before I married.
- They'll listen to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I've no great influence, Ruth. I'm one of the crowd. Martin
- Kelsall's the man they listen to.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>glancing at the three who are now gathered round the drawing
- Ephraim left on table</i>). Yes. I'm going to talk to Martin. But not
- here. I sent him a message to-night. Can you do nothing, father?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I can do nothing but what's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Violence is never right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Oh, yes, it is. Often. I've counselled peace, but there's a time
- for war, and if the time comes, old as I am, I'll do my share.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>coming across with drawing</i>). Look here, Butter-worth. See
- that? He drew it. Guy Barlow drew that. That's what he thinks of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>taking it</i>). A drawing?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>pointing</i>). That's me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Nay, never.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I pin my waistcoat up that road 'cause all the world don't need to
- know I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>looking at drawing</i>). Yes. He's spotted that right enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>over Matthew's shoulder</i>). And that scarecrow's meant for
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>smiling in spite of himself</i>). Well, he's a clever drawer,
- Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. What is that writing, Matt? You can read.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>half turning away</i>). Yes, I can read.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth comes as if to try to secure the paper. Martin turns his shoulder
- to her and the three men surround Matthew as he stands C.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>reluctantly</i>). Something cruel, Joe. It's under your
- picture.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. I can see that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Out with it Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No need to cry aloud the shame of what a young man does in his
- pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You think to shield him because he is your son-in-law. You are a
- traitor, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. Best read it, Matt. We'll get it done outside, in any ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It isn't much. He's wrote "No shirt but dirt" below you.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>as the group breaks up</i>). Dirt! If I'm dirty who's fault is
- that but his? I don't like dirt. I'd like to be clean like him. How can a
- man wash properly when his belly's crying out for bread and they've put
- the tax on soap? I'd like a shirt. I'm weaving yards and yards of Barlow's
- cloth and I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's wrong to make a jest of starving men. We've come to ask for
- fire for our hearths and clothes to cover our nakedness, and food for the
- children. We don't want fine raiment nor grand houses, nor wine like that.
- The simple things are good enough for us, and we come here to ask the
- masters for them, and all we get is a mocking picture and a cruel jest,
- and I'm sick and sorry that the son of Mr. Barlow and the husband of my
- lass should be the one that's done it. We're asking for the right to live,
- and all we get is contumely and shame.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>triumphantly</i>). That's brought you round at last. We'll have
- no more peace-preaching from you. You know now what they think of us.
- We're dogs and worse than dogs. Well, dogs can bite.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>her hand on Martin's arm</i>). Martin!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>roughly shaking her off</i>). I've no word for you. You've gone
- wrong. (<i>Moving.</i>) Let's clear away. No need to wait. We've got their
- answer here in this. (<i>Tapping picture in Matthew's hand.</i>) To-morrow
- night we'll meet up on the moors and march down on the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. I said I'd hear you frozen English sing the Marseillaise.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The moors!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. It's not a lawful thing to meet like that. Joe. Lawful! Who cares
- for the laws of London here? I'd take the Luddites' oath to-night, and
- that's an oath no man can dare to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Swear by your vacant concave belly, man. (<i>Tapping Joe's
- stomach.</i>) You'll find no stronger oath than that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. They'll have the law of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The law doesn't care for us. The law lets us starve. We've
- finished with palaver now. We've got to <i>do</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They are reaching the door when Ephraim, John and Guy enter by the
- opposite door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Where are you going?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We're tired of waiting.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Come, come! We had to consider our answer. (<i>The men come back.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE (<i>closing door, l.</i>). Well, have you got your answer?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. Go back to your fellows and tell them this: We will raise
- wages to the old figure&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We've refused that.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Let me finish, my man. And as to a further increase, when you've
- tried how you go on and we've all of us thought it over and feel a little
- calmer than we do now, well, we'll see if we can't do something more for
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. You will see now if you mean to see at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. That's my last word, men. You've got a lot. Now go away and be
- reasonable.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And this is my last word, Mr. Barlow. You've refused, and refused
- with scorn.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Scorn? I've not&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. If you haven't, he has (<i>pointing at Guy</i>), and we know which
- of the pair is boss. You think you are, but we and Mr. Guy know better.
- He's boss and (<i>taking picture from Matthew</i>) he calls us dirty and
- makes insulting pictures of us for you to laugh at. We shan't do anything
- to-night. To-morrow night we're meeting on the moors. Look to your
- factory, then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If I'm boss, listen to me. I've told you I believe in factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And I tell you you'll have no factory to believe in. We're tired
- of machinery.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The machines are going on. Factories are going on. It's my life's
- work to push them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- HENRI. Then look to your life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The system's going on. It may break men in the making. It may break
- me. But, by God, I'll break you first. Ideas are greater than men. They
- conquer men. You can burn and kill and scotch the system <i>here</i>, but
- the idea will go on in spite of you and anything you rioters can do to us.
- You can crush us perhaps, but you can't kill the idea. Factories will
- spring up and men will live and die for them and roll themselves against
- them like waves against the rocks, but the factories are permanent because
- the world is crying for our cloth.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. And I haven't got a shirt.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A shirt! The world doesn't care for you. It's cloth by the hundred
- thousand yards they want. It's not your petty wants the system cares
- about. It's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Then to hell with the system. We're petty, and, as you say, we
- can't do much. We can't stop factories being built elsewhere. But we can
- stop them here. We're broken men, but our spirit isn't broken yet. You've
- set up your last machine. Your system may be all you think, but men come
- first.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your men or mine?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The men you've driven desperate. The starving, ragged men with
- wives and children hunger-mad, with everything to win and nowt to lose.
- It's men like that that win. Men with the choice of fighting hard or dying
- slow. Men with a bitter hatred in their hearts and knowledge in their
- heads that machinery's the cause of all. Men fighting for themselves
- against the men that fight for money and for you. Your hired bullies won't
- last long. We know they're there, and know we'll see them run.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>soberly</i>). You'll waste your blood. You may waste life. I've
- got men there. I don't deny it. And I ask you not to break yourselves
- against them. You're thinking me a coward, but it isn't that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>sneering</i>). Oh? What is it then?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's that I <i>know</i>. I won't be you and it won't be I who will
- win this fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE. It must be one of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. We may have ups and downs, but the system will conquer us both.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. To-morrow night your factory will burn. We meet up on the moors,
- not tens or twenties of us, but every man of Barlow's and of
- Heppenstall's, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And we'll be glad to see you. Good night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW (<i>to Ephraim</i>). Mr. Barlow&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>shaking his head</i>). My son speaks for me, Matt.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Martin, Henri, Joe, Matthew.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The blazing fools! To give away their meeting-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. The moors are wide.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They meet beneath the quarry. I know their place. We'll get them
- there. One good surprise attack and we shall hear no more of meetings.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, you're going into danger.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not I while there are redcoats to fight my battles for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Soldiers!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What else are soldiers for? I ride to Blackburn barracks to-night.
- We'll teach these rioters a lesson that they'll not forget. Write me the
- summons to the barracks, father. You're a magistrate.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It's a heavy responsibility, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A flaming factory's the alternative.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Pass me the paper.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sits at table and writes, John bending over him. Guy goes to
- fireplace, takes a pair of spurs from mantel and straps them on. Ruth
- follows him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, must you ride yourself? Can't you send somebody you trust?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>grimly</i>). I'm sending somebody I trust.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's dangerous.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Rioting's a dangerous pastime&mdash;for the rioters.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>appealingly</i>). But soldiers in the valley, Guy! You'll never
- be forgiven. It always will be war between you and the weavers if you
- bring soldiers here. They'll be revenged.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>straightening his back and taking the second spur, bending to put
- it on</i>). Meantime, I've got to save the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And I have got to save the factory and you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>tensely</i>). Can I do nothing, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>holding out the paper, without rising</i>). The summons, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>replying to Ruth</i>). Yes. You can pass me the summons.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He bends, fastening the spur. Ruth goes slowly to Ephraim, takes the
- paper and hesitates as if intending to tear it, then jerks her head and
- takes it to Guy, who accepts, straightening himself and pocketing it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ah! That's all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>who has been filling three wine glasses, rising with glass</i>).
- Here's to your ride, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coming to table and filling a fourth glass</i>). I'll give you a
- better toast than that. The factory. (<i>Passing Ruth glass.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. (John and Guy). Ruth! (<i>drinking together</i>). The factory. (<i>Ruth
- hesitates, meets Guy's eye until he masters her.</i>) Ruth. The factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She gulps as if taking poison. Guy drinks his glass off and goes to
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>A rough road terminates in the quarry whose hewn crags rise high at the
- right. Below them, behind the road is an old shed of planks, open to the
- front. To the left, the quarrying has caused a steep dip. The road ends,
- the rock descends to it and beyond, so that the opposite side of the
- valley below is visible, seen dimly in the night. Gorse and heather grow
- over the deserted workings. There is no moon, but the lighting is
- sufficiently strong for faces to be seen.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>Ruth, warmly clad, sits on a stone by the shed, a lighted lantern at
- her feet. After a moment, Martin, without greatcoat, enters.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>as he comes</i>). Are you there, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I am here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>rising, nervously</i>). I had begun to fear you would not come.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I know I'm late. To-night I'd work to do, for once in my useless
- life.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't be bitter, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The bitterness is past. My work is done, well done. I came when I
- was free to come, Mrs. Barlow. Ruth. Is it to be names like that between
- us two? Martin. I don't know what there is between us two, save that I got
- a message from your mother to meet you here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I chose this place because we used to meet here often.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. In happier days.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I chose it to remind you of them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>bitterly</i>). I don't need to be reminded. I'm striving to
- forget. I want to kill their memory and I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I thought you had.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And why?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What has last night to do with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It seemed to me last night that you'd forgotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It always seems to me that you forget.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I? It's you forget. Forget our hope of happiness together and why we
- gave it up, forget the terms on which I gave myself to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Your plan, your terms. Not mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. We both agreed that it was best.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Well, if we did? Now you've had your way, now you are Guy Barlow's
- wife? Have you done anything? Does the plan work, or&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>interrupting</i>). It all takes time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin moves impatiently.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- And you agreed to that. That it would take time. That I was to be given my
- chance. And now, last night, you spoilt it all. You&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>harshly</i>). Your plan's been tried and failed. You've done
- nothing. Less than nothing. Things have gone worse&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And if they have&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. They have.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Will what you're doing help? Are threats of violence better?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No. But we don't threaten.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>surprised</i>) Not threaten!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>coolly</i>). We burn the factory to-night. And if your&mdash;husband
- tries to interfere, so much the worse for him. (<i>Producing pistol from
- pocket.</i>) There's food and drink for many a day gone to the buying of
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin! A pistol! You!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. He talks of putting up another factory. (<i>Grimly.</i>) It's
- going to stop at talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A pistol! (<i>Coaxing.</i>) I've never had a pistol in my hand. Let
- me feel it, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>replacing it</i>). They're dangerous toys.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But I'll hold it by the handle.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It's safer where it is. It's no good, Ruth You haven't wheedled
- Guy Barlow into being soft with us, and you won't wheedle me into being
- soft with him. You're no great hand at wheedling for all your pretty face.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>feigning indignation</i>). Oh, do you think it's Guy I care
- about?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>drily</i>). I think somehow it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You have no right&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What else am I to think? For all these months I get no word from
- you. Your mother talks of nothing but your happiness with him. I know
- you're living there in luxury with him, and I see you dressed the way you
- are. What can I think but that he's won you round?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm not a cat to be won over with caresses.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You always fancied finery.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Finery! It's good for finery to bring it on the moors to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It keeps you warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. So does my fire. And yet I've left my fire I'm here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why are you here?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To see you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Only that?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What else?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why do you choose this night of all the nights that have gone by
- since&mdash;since we made our plan and you took him for husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To-night's the first since yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why yesterday?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You sent a message by my mother. She gave it to me yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'd forgotten that. So much has happened since.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then you should trust me all the more. I'm here in spite of all. I'm
- risking everything to come to tell you what you do is wrong, utterly,
- hopelessly wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. What do you risk?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I risk my plan. Let Guy find out I meet you, and where's my chance
- of influencing him? Where's my reward for sending you away? I risk my
- life, my hope, my all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>sceptically</i>). It sounds a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It is a lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Well, I too take risks to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, greater than you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ah!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But you shall not take them. That's why I'm here. To stop you.
- You'll ruin all if this goes on to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We'll ruin his factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll bring black ruin on yourselves. Oh, listen to me, Martin. I
- know. I know. Guy's got the soldiers coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>eagerly</i>). They're coming <i>here?</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. Didn't you say you all met here below to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Soldiers, Martin. Can you fight soldiers?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. After to-night there'll be no factory to fight about.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There always will be factories.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes? So he said last night. But we know better.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. There will, there will. They'll build others, and while they're
- building you'll be starving, and when they're built, do you think there'll
- be work for you or my father or any man who lifts a hand to-night? You'll
- all be hanged or rotting in some gaol, and wages for the rest lower than
- ever to pay them out for the doings of this night. Don't do it, Martin.
- Leave Guy to me. I'll manage him, but I must bide my time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And meantime we must live a living death. A bullet's better, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, maybe better for the few they hit. Death's not important. Think
- of the others who'll live on. Don't be selfish, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Selfish! I'm doing all for others. I don't care for myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You do. You care to be the leader. You care for your pride, the
- pride that won't let you draw back because you dare not seem to have an
- afterthought, the pride that's going to strew that valley with the ruined
- lives of men and corpses of the dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I can't draw back now. It's too late, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. It's never too late. (<i>Suddenly terrified.</i>) You <i>are</i>
- their leader, Martin? They won't do anything without your word?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I am their leader, Ruth. To-night's plan is mine.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Then so long as you stay here nothing can happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I shan't stay long.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will. I've got you and I mean to keep you here. Thank God, I
- came.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You've come, but I've told you it's too late now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, no, it's not. You can't deceive me, Martin. I know this is the
- meeting-place. I heard you all say so last night. The moors below the
- quarry. Are the men there, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. There are men there. Listen.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Faintly, the strains of the Marseillaise are heard from below l., and
- with them the barking of dogs.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- The song that Henri Callard brought from France and made into an English
- song to put the spirit of a revolution into us. The song of life and hope.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, Martin, the song of death.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Perhaps it is, for Barlow's bullies at the factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Martin, don't go. Don't give the word. For my sake, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The song is calling.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Are we English to be French and lose our senses for a song? Is all
- that you and I have said and done to go for naught?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ruth, tell the truth
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Is it you and I or you and that other?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Other?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You know whom I mean. Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I love him, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. At last! The truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I love him, and you're going to kill my husband. If when you said
- you couldn't lose the memory of me you spoke the truth, you'll spare him,
- Martin. You won't go down amongst those men and lead them to the factory.
- I tried my best to carry out our plan. You told me that he wouldn't marry
- me, but I made him do it. And afterwards I tried. I did try, Martin. Only
- Guy's my husband and I love him now. I've learnt to love him till my
- love's the greatest thing in all the world. Don't kill him, Martin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It will not be killing, Ruth. It won't be murder if a bullet finds
- its way in Guy Barlow's heart. Not murder, but an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean to kill him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Not man's vengeance, Ruth, but God's.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean to murder him. What shall I do? (<i>Changing her tone.</i>)
- Martin, you loved me once. Is that love dead?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Dead? Love needs nourishment and you have starved my love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What if I said I'm here to nourish it? Would you go down there then?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Nourish? How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>holding up lantern</i>). Am I still beautiful, Martin?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes. So Guy Barlow thinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Delilah!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Was Delilah married?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i> The Marseillaise is heard again, more loudly. Below l., torches
- appear. Martin's attention is attracted.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Don't look down there. They're singing. Let them sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And if I stay?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth makes a gesture of surrender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- You mean it, Ruth?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I mean&mdash;everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My God, you're beautiful! (<i>Harshly.</i>) Put out the lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Give me your pistol first.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My pistol?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>A pause. Martin takes it out, half offers it, then, with a suspicious
- look, gives it her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth blows it out. As Martin draws her towards the shed, voices are
- heard.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I'm convinced your men won't be needed, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. We shall soon see.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Ephraim, Guy and Captain Lascelles, a youngish officer. Guy has
- a lantern which he places on the ground.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Personally I fancy we shall show you a little sport.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Sorry sport, Mr. Barlow. I fought the French with a relish.
- They're our natural foes. But this setting English at English goes against
- the grain with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Excellent sentiments, Captain Lascelles.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>). I used to think the whole duty of a soldier was to
- fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. The duty of a soldier is to obey orders. That, sir, is why I am
- at the disposal of your father, who represents the civil authority. But
- I've no stomach for firing on unarmed men.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The Marseillaise and the dogs are heard.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Listen! That's very near.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. So are the singers. Look there.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Epiiraim and Guy look over with him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Torches! There's a big crowd there. Why didn't we hear them?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. We came uphill. The hill cut off the sound.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Dogs? What are the dogs for?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>well satisfied</i>). Well, Captain, like it or not, you'll have
- warm work to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. To be candid with you, I don't like it at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You make me alter my opinion of the British officer.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Sir! I saw service in the Peninsular and I was under fire at
- Waterloo&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. But a handful of scarecrow weavers is too much for you because
- they're English.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. A few are not, Mr. Barlow. But those torches don't indicate a
- few, but a very much larger number than I have force to cope with.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>timidly</i>). There certainly is a great number.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Captain</i>). In other words, you shirk your duty.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>controlling himself</i>). I don't want to quarrel with a
- civilian. (<i>Turning to Ephraim.</i>) Am I to get my men into position,
- sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>hesitating</i>). Well&mdash;their number is certainly
- alarming. (<i>Turning to Guy for a lead.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>curtly</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>to Captain</i>). If you please, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Very well. You've a copy of the Riot Act with you?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>nervously</i>). Yes. I hope I shall not have to read it.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That is for you to decide.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. (<i>Calling.</i>) Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by the shed</i>). One minute, sir. There's a smell of tallow here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>without suspicion</i>). Your lantern.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That didn't smell before.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>impatiently</i>). The torches below there, then. The wind
- would carry their reek.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. Only there doesn't happen to be a wind. Captain (<i>suspicious
- now</i>). The shed?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>picking up lantern</i>). I'll see.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He holds up lantern, disclosing Ruth and Martin at opposite ends of
- the shed.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- There's no one there. Must have been our lantern. What did you want,
- father?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, hadn't we better leave it? I don't want bloodshed. They're
- decent fellows at heart, and we don't know they mean to attack. I can't
- believe it of them. Wait till they do and use the soldiers to guard the
- factory. Guy. What's the use of waiting till they attack? Take them here
- unprepared and you make a thorough job of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes: only I can't promise to take them unprepared.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why not? Have I to teach you your business? Get your men round them
- in the dark and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. It won't be dark. The clouds will be off the moon soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sarcastically</i>). Then as Nature won't assist you, Captain,
- you'll have to draw upon the great store of military tactics you no doubt
- acquired in your numerous campaigns. How long will it take to get your men
- placed between that crowd and the factory?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Oh, say ten minutes. The moon will be clear before then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I hope it won't. They'll run like hares at the sight of a uniform,
- and I want them taught a lesson they'll not forget in a hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>picking up lantern</i>). Shall we go?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. I'll join you below.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Join? Aren't you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In a minute. For the moment I have business here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. What business are we to imagine that can keep you here alone?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You can imagine any business you like. You can imagine me praying for
- the British Army when it is officered by men like you, but, at any rate,
- you can leave me here.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>sneering</i>). Yes. You'll be quite out of danger here, Mr.
- Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>appealingly</i>). Gentlemen!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Captain</i>). Hadn't you better look after your men? Your ten
- minutes are flying.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>turning to go</i>). I shall deal with you afterwards.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>smoothly</i>). With pleasure. My business is to deal in cotton
- cloth with all comers. I don't discriminate.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Pah! Shopman!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Captain and Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>by shed</i>). Come out.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin and Ruth emerge, Martin crosses l. and looks down.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Yes. It's steep, isn't it? You'll not escape that way unless you've wings.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Escape? I don't want to escape.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're looking for a way.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'm looking at the great crowd your father saw.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. You've brought your ragamuffins out, but you'll find it a
- tougher job to make them fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I don't intend to let those lads down there fight soldiers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>barring the way, though Martin doesn't move</i>). And I don't
- intend to let you warn them. You're going to stay here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>limply</i>). I can shout.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why don't you? Shout till you brast your lungs, my lad. It won't
- carry downhill.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>acquiescing very easily</i>). Then you must do your butcher's
- handiwork. (<i>With energy.</i>) Butchers! Yes. That's just the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ah! So you do know when you're beaten. Well, Kelsall, as you heard
- while you were eavesdropping, I've ten minutes to fill in. Ten minutes
- isn't long. There's no margin for lies.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The truth about your factory is the last thing you'll listen to.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The truth about my wife is what I'm waiting for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Hadn't you better ask her?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't question my wife before a workman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Shall I leave you? (<i>But he doesn't move.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You don't seem in any hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>easily</i>). No. The time for that is past. I've stayed here
- too long for going now.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Thank God, then I've succeeded.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>coldly</i>). Succeeded? How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've kept him here until the danger passed. He meant to burn the
- factory and murder you. He told me so and I&mdash;I kept him here. I've
- played with him. I've&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You played with fire, and it's not your fault you haven't burnt
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>to Guy</i>). What did it matter what I said? I've saved your
- life. I've kept him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. How did you get him here?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I sent for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why should he come for your sending?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You don't question your wife before a workman, do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No. You're right. This can wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, I sent because last night I heard him threaten you. I wanted to
- persuade him&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your methods of persuasion are peculiar.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They kept him here. That was what I had to do. At any cost to keep
- him here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth, I begin to think that reading Byron isn't good for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Why put it on to Byron? Hasn't his noble Lordship sins enough of
- his own?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, don't you see? He's the men's leader.
- </p>
- <p>
- They won't do anything without him. He told me that. That they would wait
- for him to give the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I told you that it was too late. I came up here to-night without
- imperilling my plans. It didn't matter that (<i>snapping his fingers</i>)
- how long you kept me here. Succeeded! The only thing you've succeeded in
- is in arousing your husband's suspicions.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Be careful, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I've nothing to be careful about. I could be at Jericho for all
- the difference it'll make.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You told me you were their leader.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The leader of a movement is the brain of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Brain is scarcer than brawn, and therefore&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Therefore it skulks up here in safety.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, that's what that soldier said to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Guy makes a threatening gesture.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, but he's wrong, of course. You don't suppose Lord Wellington was in
- the firing line at Waterloo? He left fools like your soldier friend to
- feed the powder. A leader's business is direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Am I to understand that you direct? You? Martin (<i>quietly</i>). I
- have directed. In no long time I hope to see the fruits of my direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Down there? (<i>Pointing l.</i>) There'll be a crop of broken heads
- if that's the fruit you're looking for. Martin. I'm looking up, not down.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Up?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A sign in the heavens.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>bewildered</i>). The heavens!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>passionately</i>). Don't you believe in heaven? Sometimes I
- don't. I find it difficult to believe in a just God who lets you live and
- lets your machinery be made and lets you starve your weavers. But I have
- faith to-night, Guy Barlow, a mighty faith in the all-seeing God who's
- brought us face to face, oppressor and oppressed, avenger and&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>as Martin approaches Guy</i>). Be careful, Guy, he means to do
- you harm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>gently putting her aside</i>). My dear Ruth, I'm quite convinced
- you read too much. Romance and Mrs. Radcliffe are fitting for your
- withdrawing-room, but please don't bring them out of doors. You told me
- once romance was dangerous for women. I find it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But he was armed. Thank God, I've got his pistol.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>losing temper</i>). You got his pistol! Confound you, what did you
- do that for? I can't shoot the fellow in cold blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you needn't scruple. Life's no use to a weaver in Barlow's
- factory, and my work is finished now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>to Ruth</i>). Give it him back.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You'll fight together if I do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Do as I tell you, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth holds out the pistol to Martin, who doesn't take it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I warn you this is murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You shouldn't carry firearms if you're not competent to use them.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The murder is of you. This is my night, Guy Barlow. You've had the
- power to starve and sweat the weavers of the valley, but the tide has
- turned at last. The luck's on my side now, and if we fight and one of us
- should fall, it won't be I that has to die to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH, You shall not fight. This pistol's mine, I won it from you. I do
- what I like with my own. (<i>She flings it down the cliff. It is heard to
- strike and rebounding, strike again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Rebellion is in the air to-night. You've caught the prevalent
- disease, my Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, this man means to kill you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I mean to kill this man. But I've a scruple that prevents my shooting
- down an unarmed man.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You're both safe then.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not while my pistol's left. He seems to think the luck is on his
- side. We'll put that to the test by tossing for the first shot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But he might win.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. That will decide the point at issue. Luck will be on his side. You've
- got your chance now, Kelsall. (<i>Taunting him.</i>) What was it?
- Oppressor and oppressed, avenger and avenged?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. My God, I wish I had your coolness.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Blood will tell, you know. Do you accept? Martin (<i>in a rush</i>).
- Yes, I accept.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Good. Shall I spin a coin or you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I don't bring money out. It's scarce with me. Guy. Then I provide
- both pistol and coin.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. And corpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're getting back your spirit. Will you call?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He spins a coin. Ruth puts her foot on it as it falls. At the same
- time the moon lights up the scene.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now that's really very thoughtful of the moon. The target will be visible,
- and we can see the coin as soon as you remove your foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I shall not remove my foot.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And Kelsall quite forgot to call. He's too busy shivering.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I'm cold.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>taking another coin, spinning and catching rapidly</i>). This
- time, Kelsall.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>looking</i>). The pistol's yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martin crosses doubtfully and takes it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh yes, it's loaded.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>facing Martin, covering Guy, melodramatically</i>) Martin, you'll
- shoot him through my body.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I'm sure that's out of Mrs. Radcliffe, Ruth. It has the true romantic
- ring. Will you help me to tie her up, Kelsall? It's a bore to have to ask
- the favour, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. You're smiling and you're going to die.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's possible, but these cold nights do make a man's hand shake,
- don't they? Your luck may not be altogether in. The heavens do not send
- the sign you look for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. They sent the moon to shoot you by.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. Get out of the way, Ruth, unless you want to be tied up. Stand
- clear. This fellow's hand's so shaky he might hit you by mistake. Go
- ahead, Kelsall. Remember your wrongs and your faith and blaze away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>half raising the pistol, then dropping it</i>). I can't do it.
- It's the chance I've prayed for and I can't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh come, Kelsall. Remember what's expected of a leader of the men.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>jerking up his head</i>). I've beaten you there. Yes, now I
- understand. I'm not afraid to shoot.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. My mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, I've a sweeter revenge than that, Shoot, and you'd never know
- the way that you've been fooled this night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You didn't shoot because you lacked the pluck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. The thing I didn't lack was brain to outwit you and bring you on a
- fool's errand to the moors while&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Pausing.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>alarmed</i>). While what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, while the moon came out and showed your military friends the
- truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The truth? What is the truth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you shall know. I'm keeping you alive that you may know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What is it, you&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Captain and Ephraim.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>entering</i>). Are you there, Barlow? (<i>Seeing him.</i>) Oh&mdash;&mdash;
- (<i>Saluting Ruth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Never mind these people. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Confound it, that's what <i>I</i> want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What are you doing here? Why aren't you down there surrounding those
- weavers?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Well, you see, the fact is, there are no weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Dogs, Guy. You remember I noticed the dogs.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Dogs? Have you both gone mad? My patience! What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>drawing him to look</i>). You see those torches?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>impatiently</i>). Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. But you can't see who's carrying them from here.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't need to see. I know. It's the weavers' meeting.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Weavers! They're sheep, sir. Sheep with torches fastened to them
- and not a man in sight.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>quietly</i>). You'll remember I said butchers was the right
- word.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep! But we heard singing;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A dozen men can make a noise. They'll have sore throats to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Sheep!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>ringingly</i>). Look up! I've got my sign in the heavens.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The sky is illuminated by the great leaping glare of a distant fire</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Fire!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. This is my night after all, Guy Barlow. The factory's ablaze.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT IV
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Later the same night. Scene as Act II. Wine and glasses on table. The
- curtains are drawn apart and the glare of the burning factory is seen.
- Ephraim and John are in the window.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. It's a sad sight, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. A sight I cannot bear to see. Shut it out. Shut it out. (<i>He
- draws curtains.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>John lays a sympathetic hand on his shoulder, and Ephraim goes slowly
- to chair by fireplace.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- I built it, Heppenstall, the first factory in these parts, fifteen years
- ago, and there it's stood through all these years a monument of
- enterprise, until I'd grown to love the very stone of it. They mocked me
- when I put it up. They called it Barlow's Folly. But I knew. I knew
- machinery had come to stay, and now new factories are springing up, and
- building one to-day is not the same great thing it was. The glamour's
- gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. But you'll rebuild.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy will rebuild. I doubt if I shall care for what he does. This
- night has broken me.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Come, come, now, don't give way like that. Ephraim. It's easy talk
- for you. Your factory is sound. They've left it standing.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Aye. You were the scapegoats.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And all my business checked. Customers to disappoint. Connections
- broken and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. They will come back to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And when? You can burn fast, but you rebuild slowly. And the
- misery, Heppenstall, the misery of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You're thinking of your men?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Aye and their families.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. A merciful man, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Oh, let the leaders swing for it. It's their desert. But all the
- others, just the heedless fools they've led astray. I'm sorry for them in
- the bitter days to come. Guy's been too hard on them.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Yes. Guy's been hard. A wilful, headstrong man. But, hearkee,
- Barlow, I've a plan that will smooth out the crookedness for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. A plan?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You've been a rival of me, and your son has made the rivalry no
- pleasant thing. But you and I are friends, and sooner than see you suffer
- for your son, I'll run my place by night as well as day, and you can put
- your people there by night and keep faith with your customers.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>rising</i>). Why, Heppenstall, that's generous.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. There's something in the doctrine which that fighting-cock of yours
- was preaching here last night. We manufacturers must cling together,
- Barlow, only he wanted us to cling to his policy and, by your leave, we'll
- cling to mine. It lets you satisfy your customers and keep your weavers
- living, and it gives me the chance of rapping Mr. Guy Barlow on the
- knuckles.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM (<i>timidly</i>). Do you think he'll let&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Why, man alive, I hope that you are master here.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I shall take no pleasure in it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- That old factory was like another son to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>in high spirits</i>). And a damned rickety child it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>good-humouredly</i>). You will get a new son, father A lusty son
- with new machinery in the guts of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It will not be my old factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No, by the Lord, it won't. It will be efficient. Come, father, bear
- up. We'll soon have that site covered up again with another son for you,
- and there's no love like the love of a man for the child of his old age.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. It won't be my child, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then call it your grandson and dote upon him as a grandad should.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Is this a time for your jesting, Mr. Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Maybe you think you've the laugh of me, Mr. Heppenstall, you with
- your factory unburnt. Wait till my new building is complete with all the
- last word in machinery, Look to your business then. I'll show you what a
- factory should be.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, you sound&mdash;almost&mdash;as if you are glad.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why not? We're well insured.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. And our customers, meantime?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Customers? Fire breaks all contracts.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Not mine. Not while there exists a way of carrying them out.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is no way.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. You'll pardon me, there is. I have offered your father the use of my
- factory by night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. By night? We should lose money. There would be you to pay, and
- weaving by candlelight is expensive.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Then let us lose money. I will carry out my contracts. And&mdash;think
- of the weavers, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Let them starve.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I won't. I will hang the leaders. But the rest shall live.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They will live somehow. When we want them again, they will be there.
- Meantime, they shall be punished.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I say they shall not, and by our good friend's help they need not
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Our good friend is to run his factory by day and night and take his
- profit out of us. So much for friendship.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. He must certainly be compensated for turning his place upside
- down.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why turn it upside down?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. For the sake of the weavers whom I will not desert.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Did I burn their livelihood? No. They did. Let them suffer for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy, I have to remind you again that I am the head of the firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Very well, then. I break my connection with the firm.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Guy! Barlow &amp; Son.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In future there will be two firms. The first is a charitable
- institution which penalizes itself to find work for riotous weavers who
- burn its factory. The second firm exists to make money.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You mustn't do that, Guy. Not the factory and the firm on one
- black night. I can't stand both.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then the firm goes on on my terms.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. You mustn't leave me, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Very well. Barlow &amp; Son decline your offer with thanks, Mr.
- Heppenstall. (<i>He turns to table, pours wine and drinks.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Barlow, do you mean to tell me&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. I give him best, Heppenstall. The lad is a stronger man than I
- am. Henceforth I am a looker-on.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>seated at table</i>). Father, hand me those plans.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Plans, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The new factory, man. Do you think there's time to waste? (<i>He
- finds pistol uncomfortable in his pocket, takes out and puts on table.</i>)
- Hah! That's finished with. I use a stronger weapon. This. (<i>Taking up
- pen and bending over the plans which Ephraim has put before him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- JOHN. Come away, Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- EPHRAIM. Yes. Yes. I think&mdash;(<i>he follows John haltingly to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Ephraim and John. Guy is busy with the plans. Enter Ruth
- quickly. She closes door and leans against it, panting.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>not looking up</i>). I am busy, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, they have got my father. The soldiers, Guy. They've got my
- father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still bending</i>). Yes, I can hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. My father!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>leaning back in chair</i>). Why not? Your father joined the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What will they do to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The law has a strong arm, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Fools pay for their folly.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>coming to him</i>). Guy, Guy, you will not let my father&mdash;&mdash;
- Oh&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Captain Lascelles has charge of all the prisoners till they are
- handed over to the civil authorities. If you wish to communicate with any
- of them, you must apply to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. But&mdash;Guy&mdash;they say the prisoners will be hanged.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's more than likely.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And my father&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising and standing with hack to fire</i>). Arson is a hanging
- matter, Ruth. If your father chose to be a riotous incendiary, he must pay
- the penalty.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>standing by table</i>). Guy, don't you love me?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I have loved you, Ruth. I find you are the kind of woman men do love.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What do you mean?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There was a man to-night, Ruth, upon the moors.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That? But you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I am waiting to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I went to save your life from him. I heard him speak in here, last
- night, when you and Mr. Heppenstall had gone in there, and he&mdash;he
- threatened and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Threatened! He! And if he did, do you imagine it a woman's job to
- guard my life?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He threatened and he meant to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And what had you to do with him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That is all over now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It may be, but it has left its mark. Why did you go to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I went because of what is past. Before I knew you, Guy, I knew him
- and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You went to beg my life. From him, your lover, Martin Kelsall!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. He was my lover once.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. A fine strong lover for you, wife of mine. A brave, grand lover,
- Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, you outfaced him in the quarry there. I saw the fear he had for
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The starveling rat.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, starveling and a coward when he met you face to face, you with
- your strength and he an ill and starving man. Maybe it's easy for a strong
- man to be brave, but, in the end, he won. His starveling brain had made a
- plan. His&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Damn him. Do you defend him?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No, Guy, I don't defend. I prove him dangerous. I prove that when I
- went, I went with reason. I prove that if he fooled me there, he fooled
- you here. The factory is burnt.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I am not talking of the factory just now. It's you I'm talking of.
- You say you prove him dangerous. You do. You say he fooled you there, me
- here. I am not certain that he did not fool us both at once, up there.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy! But I told you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You came in time.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. In time for what? I want to know. It seems to me that you were ready&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I was ready, ready then and there to save your life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. At the price&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. To save your life. You see, I loved you, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You loved me!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Could I have proved it more?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is a price which no man pays for life. You got his pistol from
- him. How?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. By promising. And then you came. Guy, Guy, I loved you and I wanted
- you to live.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. The quarry cliff is steep. I should have died.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Come here, Ruth. Look at me. Look into my eyes and tell me that
- again.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She comes to him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I should have died. Death's easy, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. I believe you now. (<i>From her.</i>) By heaven, what a fool you
- are.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A loving fool, then, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY, A fool in love's the worst of fools. There, there it's over, Ruth.
- But Kelsall? Yes, I've got Kelsall. Kelsall shall pay for this.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. They'll hang him, Guy?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh yes, they'll hang what's left.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. What's left?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. When I have done with Martin Kelsall, the gallows will be welcome to
- the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Be careful, Ruth, or you will have me doubting you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And there's my father, Guy. Is he to hang as well?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You come of a race of fools.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I believe that you can save him, Guy. For my sake, won't you let
- that old man live. My father, Guy? Your father's friend when they were
- young together.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Come here, Ruth. I'll strike a bargain with you. (<i>He sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. A bargain?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes, for your father's neck. We mustn't let our father hang, must we,
- my pretty?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. If what you want is in my power to grant&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It's in your power. We'll have a straightening out of things, my
- girl. They've got askew, and this night's work of yours is just the last
- knot that you'll tie. You meddle, girl. You are come of weavers' stock and
- weavers tend to meddling. You used to ask me questions, you worried me
- about the factory. I stopped your asking, but I didn't change your ways.
- You kept them, saved them up for this fine piece of meddling of to-night.
- Now Ruth, it's this. You're my wife. You're Mrs Barlow, not Ruth
- Butterworth. Your thoughts should be of my making, not your father's. You
- will give up attending other people's business and attend your own. Maybe
- if you had done that earlier we should have seen by now some sign of what
- I'm looking for from you. You know what that is, lass. I want an heir.
- Give me obedience, my Ruth, bear me a son, and this night's work shall be
- forgotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. And, my father?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your father shall escape the hangman, Ruth. What do you say to me?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I&mdash;I will be your slave. (<i>She sinks at his feet in utter
- surrender.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You will be my wife. You won't ask questions. You will know that what
- I do is good because I do it, and the sooner you bring me an heir the
- better I shall be pleased with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. That is in God's hand, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Aye, but meddling women make bad mothers, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I will not meddle more. I'll be your&mdash;your wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Captain Lascelles. Ruth struggles up.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Oh, I&mdash;I beg your pardon&mdash;I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising and pouring wine</i>). Come in, Captain, come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Captain closes door and advances.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN, a loving cup. I apologize to the British Army and congratulate
- you on the round-up. (<i>Holding glass out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>taking glass</i>). Why, thank you, Mr. Barlow. Here's your
- health, sir. To your eyes, madam.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>drinking</i>). A very gallant piece of work, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They sit at table. Ruth is by fire, looking into it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Gallant? Nay, to my mind, sir, the policing of your valley is no
- work for a man of Wellington's. It is a sorry soldier who takes pleasure
- in the harrying of half-starved weavers.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. All work well done is good work, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I do not share your pleasure in this night. And let me tell you,
- sir, your father's with me in the view I take.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. My father? Aye, old men resent a change, especially a change that is
- forced on them. But for myself, why, good out of evil, captain. A new
- factory, up to date in every detail with new machines to cut my wage list
- down, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Do you think it's safe to build again?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Safe?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes. Will they let you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The weavers? Man, they'll help.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Will they now?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They will come and ask to be allowed to help They'll sit round
- watching stone go on to stone and thank their God for every story raised.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That's not their mood to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To-night they have a supper in them, They'll be starving then.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>without turning</i>). Starving!
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. You are somewhat drastic, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, sir, and are not you? In the army you've the noble institution
- of flogging to keep your men to heel. We can't flog weavers. It's against
- the law and so we have to keep them disciplined by other means. And now,
- captain, about your prisoners.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You would count them carefully? Suppose, I mean, that one were
- missing. Would you take it very much to heart?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. On the contrary, sir, I should be glad to see the whole lot go.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What, all of them? And go away with nothing to show for your night's
- work?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I don't regard this as a creditable night, Mr. Barlow. Your
- father was saying just now that the simplest way is to let them all
- escape. They will have had the scare of their lives and are not likely to
- forget the lesson.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>turning to Guy</i>). Oh, if you would!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>ignoring her</i>). And what did you say?
- </p>
- <p>
- The Northerners
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I agreed with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You're a man of heart, Captain. Only you would be cashiered.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. I would risk cashiering. And I may remind you, sir, that it is
- not you, but your father, who's the magistrate.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I speak here for my father. We settled that between us half an hour
- ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. That's true. He sent me to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. On your errand of&mdash;mercy?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Captain, oblige me by sending two of your prisoners
- here. Butterworth and Kelsall. One of them may escape. He is my wife's
- father.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN (<i>rising</i>). Your wife's father! I'm sorry, Mrs. Barlow. I had
- so few men that I had to bind the prisoners, and your father must be
- pinioned like the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. He acted like the rest. I will see to his bindings, Captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. And as to the other question?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What other?
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Letting them all escape.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There is no other question.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Your father, sir&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your duty, Captain Lascelles, is to hand your prisoners to the
- authorities to be dealt with as the law provides. Meanwhile, send me the
- men I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- CAPTAIN. Very well.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Captain Lascelles. Guy sits to his plans. After a moment Ruth
- comes to him and touches his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>not looking up</i>). Don't go, Ruth. I want you here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I was not going, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Then oblige me by silence. These plans of mine must reach an
- architect to-morrow. (<i>Takes knife from pocket and erases something on
- plan.</i>) And the new machinery must be ordered to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, how soon will the new factory be built?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>still at work</i>). With luck, six months, if frost does not hold
- up the masons.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Six months. Six wintry months and in the mean time all the weavers&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Those who are not hanged will be starving for their sins. I've told
- you to keep quiet, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I have kept quiet, Guy, kept quiet while you made me love you like
- your dog because you warmed my body well and fed me till my eyes were
- closed with fat and all my will was lulled to sleep. I asked you questions
- of the factory, and when you gave me poetry books to read, I read them and
- forgot. You told me not to meddle and I have obeyed. I gave up asking
- questions till in all the valley there was none more ignorant than me.
- Than me, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>rising</i>). Than you who made a bargain with me here. Is this
- your way of keeping it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Guy, let me ask you things. If it is the last time, for just this
- once, be kind and tell me what you mean to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If it is the last time? Ruth, I keep my bargains. There is your
- father's life at stake.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Still, I must know. For the sake of our future, Guy, I must know
- what you mean to do. I have been quiet, Guy. I will again. I might have
- spoken now while Captain Lascelles spoke with you. I kept my silence then,
- But tell me, Guy. It's you who are the master now? You, not your father?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It is I.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Lord of the Valley. Master of their lives. Guy, Guy, what will you
- do with them?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Break them.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Your father would be merciful.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Old men grow soft with age.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Have you not broken them enough? Have they not starved for you till
- desperation made them turn and do the deed they did to-night?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. They did the deed. They turned. Therefore they are not broken, Ruth.
- But, by the Lord, they're going to be. I'll have them meek. I'll crush
- their spirits till their children's children rue the day their fathers
- tried to thwart Guy Barlow.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. You can do it. You've the strength.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And the power. The dogs don't know their master yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You can do it, Guy. But will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Will I?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Hear me. A woman can't do much. A woman's handicapped. But what she
- can do, Guy, all that I'll do&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Where is your bargain now?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I made a bargain, didn't I? I bargained for my father's life.
- My life for his.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Your&mdash;life?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I said I'd be your slave. I said that I would give you sons. I said
- I would not ask you questions.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And you have asked. You have asked and had your answers, For the last
- time, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I shall ask no more. I shall&mdash;&mdash;Guy. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter soldier with Matthew and Martin, whose wrists are bound behind
- their backs.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SOLDIER. Captain Lascelles' orders, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Thank you. You may go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Soldier salutes and goes. Ruth snatches knife from table and cuts
- Matthew's bonds.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Father, you shall not be bound.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>watching cynically and firmly taking knife from her.</i>) No. Our
- father must not be in bonds, must he? But we will stop there, Ruth. It is
- not Kelsall's turn just yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I am not wishful to be treated differently from the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. No? And yet, do you know, Father-in-law Butterworth, you are going to
- be. Martyrs are going cheap to-night. I have another use than martyrdom
- for you. Matthew. Well, seemingly, I'm in your hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You are precisely in my hands, Father-in-law. What would you say now
- if I let you go scot free for this?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>half-incredulously</i>). Guy!
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. I'd say the wench had talked to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Yes. She has talked. And then, Butterworth? After I had let you go?
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. You want a promise from me? Well, I'll make you none until you
- put away from you the abomination of machinery. I'll fight till I can
- fight no more against your factories and ugliness. I'll fight for honest
- craftsmanship and joy and pride in work until there's not a factory left
- in the land, until we've made an end to all the makers and the users of
- machines that take the weaver's handiwork away, until&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>holding him back as he advances towards Guy</i>). Father! Guy has
- the power of life or death. You could be hanged for what you've done
- to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And dead men burn no factories, Butterworth.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Dead men can speak, speak from their graves back to the living,
- Mr. Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I have told you you are not to die. You're going to live, because I
- will it so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. And ask me to submit?
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I don't remember asking. I know you will submit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. Never.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. The door is there. Get out of it and go. You'll not be stayed. Go out
- and show yourself alive. Go out and prove to all the valley that Guy
- Barlow has the power of life or death.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. So that's the use you have for me. To show myself a coward, who&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. To show yourself sent back to life by me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. To life! The life you send me to is not worth having.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Perhaps that's why I send you back to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. No. I will&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will think of my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Go, Butterworth. There is still work for you to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MATTHEW. To take my life from him!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. He will not taunt you with it, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>going impatiently to door and opening it</i>). Go, man, before I
- change my mind, and thank your God it's you I choose to take my message
- out&mdash;the message that Guy Barlow has the power to send men to the
- gallows or the loom. For you, the loom. For him, the gallows. Go.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Ruth goes with Matthew to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Go, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth, not you.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Gently pushing Matthew out. He goes. Guy closes door, then crosses to
- window and throws curtains hack. Then turns bullyingly on Martin.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Well, Martin Kelsall, do you like your handiwork? A pretty bonfire
- for a winter's night. Look at it, Kelsall. Drink it in, for it is like to
- be the last you'll see of earthly fire. They don't waste coal in jail.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. I have two things will keep me warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You will need them both before the hangman fits a noose about your
- neck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Two things, Guy Barlow. Hatred. Hatred of you and satisfaction for
- to-night. We've made a clean sweep of your factory.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I could almost find it in my heart to shake your dirty hand for
- doing it. You've left the less to clear away before we can commence
- rebuilding.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Rebuilding!
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Why, did you think we'd sit down still and mourn? You will not live
- to see it, Kelsall, but there will be a grand new factory in six months'
- time. There'll be machines which eat up work as if they liked it. Machines
- to do the work of many men. They're cunning things, those new machines.
- They are not rebellious and a little child can guide them by the hand.
- Kelsall, I think a factory should have a name. I shall call mine the
- Phoenix Factory, because it's going to rise more glorious upon the ashes
- you have sown.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Oh, you can kill me&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. And I shall. I'm not like you. I'm not afraid to kill.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. But my work will go on.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. It will. And shall I tell you what that work of yours will be? Death,
- Kelsall, Death and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes, death for me, but for the others&mdash;those for whom I give
- my life&mdash;there will be&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. There will be the slower death which you escape by hanging. They will
- thank you for it, won't they, Kelsall? While they starve, they'll bless
- your name for burning down the factory that brought them bread.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. It did not bring them bread enough for life.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Oh, some of them will live the winter through and come to work my new
- looms in the spring. They'll be the strong men who survive, strong weavers
- for my factory and, by the Lord, they will be meek. They will have learnt
- the cost of yonder carnival. They&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Stop, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I'm telling you to stop your blasphemy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You asked me questions, Ruth. I thought you liked to listen to my
- plans.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. I have asked you questions and I have my answer now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. True, but you interrupt me, Ruth. You interrupt my telling Mr.
- Kelsall of the future which he will not be fortunate enough to see.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You are baiting a helpless man, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. If you prefer to go, the door is open. I've got a crow to pick with
- Kelsall here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I do not prefer to go. I told you what a woman could, I'd do to stop
- your infamies.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>sneering</i>). Women can do so much.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Sometimes they can do much. Martin, I am glad that they have bound
- your hands. Glad of it now, because&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>understanding</i>). No. No. Not that way, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Is there another?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Yes. Loose my hands and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. I think not, Kelsall. So. You are Ruth and Martin to each other, are
- you? And Ruth met Martin on the moors to-night. Ruth is my wife, and
- Martin&mdash;Martin is&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He approaches with fist clenched
- to strike.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>in front of Martin, protecting him</i>). Martin is the man I
- should have married if&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>restraining himself with the mastery of one who feels he can take
- his time</i>). If you hadn't seen a better chance in me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. A better chance!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>with a protective arm across his chest, watching Guy by fire,
- over her shoulder</i>). Yes, Martin, for it was a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN (<i>bitterly</i>) What have you made of it?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Oh, in the end it comes to this. Could it have come to any other
- thing?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. We might have had this time together, Ruth. Some sort of
- happiness, some little sort.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I've had some happiness with him. The sort of happiness you have
- when you're asleep. I loved him in my sleep, and in my dreams he seemed a
- proper man to love. But you&mdash;you've had no happiness. You have been
- lonely, Martin, lonely and cold and hungry. You should have had me working
- with you all this while. I've been a traitor to you in my sleep. But now&mdash;now
- I am awake and in the death to which they'll make you go, you shall be
- stainless to the end. And in their hearts you'll live again&mdash;the man
- who planned and did and died upon a gallows for the people's sake. I will
- keep you pure for that, my Martin. I&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>from fire</i>). I am being very patient, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>to Martin, not turning</i>). You see, I've had my happiness, so
- it is right that I should pay. (<i>She turns to Guy.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. So? You have finished your farewell?
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes, Guy, it is all over now.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>suddenly ferocious</i>). Then come here, Ruth. Come here and
- scream. Scream loudly, Ruth, or I shall cheat the hangman of his prey
- before they drag me off.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>between them</i>) You shall not touch him, Guy. A fettered man.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Shan't! Shall I not? Come to me, Ruth, I tell you. Come away. I'm
- master here.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. You are master here where your father was. And if you die, your
- father would be master still.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. You are standing in my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Your father's merciful and you&mdash;you shall not have your
- vengeance, Guy. The hard, hard laws will take revenge and men will pay in
- blood and tears and life for what they've done to-night. You shall not
- make the women pay in agony. (<i>She takes pistol from table and points.</i>)
- You shall not starve the valley, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. So. That is what you mean. The pistol's loaded, and your aim is true.
- (<i>He comes round table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. I do not shake with hunger, Guy.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Not by my death nor by a hundred deaths of such as me will you delay
- the spread of factories. They will go on&mdash;go on&mdash;I may not see
- it, but&mdash;&mdash; (<i>He leaps.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. You will not see it, Guy. (<i>She fires.</i>) And I&mdash;I only see
- the valley here and you who would be master of their lives.
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY (<i>falling</i>). You&mdash;you've got me, Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH (<i>dropping pistol</i>). The plans. The plans. (<i>She burns plans
- in fire.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- GUY. Ruth!
- </p>
- <p>
- RUTH. Yes. (<i>By him.</i>) I have killed the man I loved. Lest he became
- the beast I'd hate.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTIN. Ruth! For God's sake, loose my hands. Ruth (<i>looking at Guy</i>).
- Good-bye, Martin. They will be coming for me now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Captain Lascelles, Ephraim and John are seen in the doorway.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ZACK
- </h2>
- <h3>
- CHARACTERS.
- </h3>
- <p>
- PAUL Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- Zachariah Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- JOE Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- James Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS Mowatt
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY Shoebridge
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA Cavender.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY Teale
- </p>
- <p>
- Act I.&mdash;<i>Mrs. Munnings Parlour&mdash;an afternoon in early June</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act II.&mdash;<i>The Refreshment Room&mdash;morning a fortnight later</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- Act III.&mdash;<i>Mrs. Munnings Parlour&mdash;evening a month later.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- In the Village of Little Hulton, Lancashire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT I.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The parlour in Mrs. Munning's house, the window of which looks out to a
- bowling green. The room is furnished with chairs and sofa, upholstered in
- horsehair. It is not quite shabby, but well used. The ornaments crowded on
- the mantelpiece are Mid-Victorian survivals. There is a bookshelf on the
- wall above the bureau. The wall-paper is flowered; there is no gas, but
- lamp on table. In the window is a small model in plaster of a
- wedding-cake. It should be quite small and unostentatious. Men's coats are
- hung behind door. The light is of a spring afternoon.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <i>As the curtain rises, Mrs. Munning, who is fifty-five and hard
- featured, is dusting the ornaments on the mantel. She is in her best
- clothes, which are black, protected by a dirty apron. She looks at the
- clock impatiently. It strikes four. She goes to window and looks out. She
- mutters, "And time too" and goes to door. She opens it and speaks through
- it.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Get a move on, now. Take your things off in there and come
- along quick.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>off</i>). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Hurry up when I tell you. This is a nice time of day to
- come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>entering, a pretty, country girl of eighteen in print frock</i>).
- You told me to come o' Thursday and Thursday <i>'</i>tis.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's been Thursday a long time.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You never said no hour. And mother said to me, she says&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Never mind what she said. You take hold of that duster and
- let me see you shape.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Yes, Mrs. Munning. (<i>She takes it and dusts at mantel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Take care of those ornaments now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Now don't you fret yourself. I'm not the breaking sort. You can
- stop my wages for all I'm like to break.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I was telling you. Mother, she says to me, you stay at home for
- your dinner, she says, and that'll save Mrs. Munning a bit; and I stayed
- willing because we'd trotters to-day and they're a dish that I've a relish
- for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You could have gone home to your dinner.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And I couldn't. Not when I'd once begun with you. Meals and all,
- you said, and a bargain's a bargain.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you should have come this morning. Leaving me all to
- do.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Mother didn't know you were in a hurry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She ought to, then. I told her. I told her that when Miss
- Cavender came this afternoon I wanted her to take you for a regular maid.
- And don't you forget it neither, Sally, and go giving it away you're not
- always here.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Suppose she asks me, Mrs. Munning?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If you'll shape properly, she'll never think but what you're
- regular. That's what I wanted you early for. To run you round and show you
- the ways of the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Eh, but I don't need showing. Didn't I spring-clean for you last
- year? I'll manage easy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to now. And don't come asking me where things
- are kept, not when Miss Cavender can hear you ask.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh, don't you worry, Mrs. Munning. If any one gives it away to Miss
- Cavender that I've not been here for years and years, it'll not be me.
- Find my way about a strange house blindfold, I can. It's a natural gift.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul Munning enters, a man of thirty, well-built, but with meanness
- stamped upon an otherwise not unattractive face. He wears light clothes
- with a grey bowler hat, and a buttonhole.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Here's Mr. Paul. Good-afternoon, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul grunts. Mrs. Munning turns.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Has she come yet?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not yet. Have you&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul indicates Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Um. This room will do now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It will, though I says it that did it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Did you! I fancied I did it myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You did the rough, Mrs. Munning, but I always say it's the
- finishing touch that counts with dusting and I reckon I did that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, now you can go to the kitchen and get the kettle on
- for tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You'll be having your tea in here, won't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. All right. You needn't raise a hand to it. I'll see to everything.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's a Miss Know-all, she is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Won't she do?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She'll have to do. Virginia's got to think we keep a maid,
- and Sally's the only one who'd come at our price.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>sitting, gloomily</i>). It's great expense.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No helping that. It's got to be. We can't have Virginia
- going home and telling all her aunt's too poor to keep a servant. Did you
- get that order?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not Taylor's?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wilson, of Norton Parva, is catering for Mrs. Taylor's wedding.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mean to say that Wilson got there first?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He hadn't been.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then how's he got the order?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's going to get it. It's the same old tale. They'd heard our
- weddings aren't as pleasant as they used to be. Knew we were nearest, but
- they thought they'd give Wilson a chance. A good ten pounds gone from us
- there.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I don't know. If I knew I'd alter it. We're doing things no
- different from what we always did, and yet it's got about our style's gone
- off. It's not gone off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sure it's not. What do they say? Do they tell you
- anything?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Folks with a wedding in their house are too uplifted to say much.
- They don't explain. What I make out is we're not so hearty as we used to
- be.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Hearty?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've heard it said so. God knows what it means. I'm sure I try to be
- hearty. It's prejudice, and nothing else.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And word's passed round against us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Seems so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's very bad, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Bad? Don't I know it's bad? Couldn't be worse if it tried. We'll
- have the shutters up altogether at this rate. The joinery business doesn't
- keep us alive, and if the catering goes to ruin, we'll go along with it.
- That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's all, is it? Can't you up and fight it? You're losing
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Enough to make me, too. You can fight a thing you see, but you can't
- fight a prejudice. It's like hitting air. I tell you what, mother, this is
- no time to have a guest, and a guest that calls for a servant.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We can't afford to lose a chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Chance of what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. There's money in that family, and when my sister writes to
- me and says Virginia's not been well and needs the country air, I say it's
- folly not to have her here, cost what it may.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's money and they'll keep it to themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm not the one to go expecting much, but you never know,
- and it <i>'</i>ud be no more than sisterly of Annie to remember me in her
- will.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh well, she's coming and we're in for it. How long before we see
- the back of her?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The doctor told her mother it'll take a month to put her
- right.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A month! A month! Good Lord! There's Sally at six shillings a week
- wages, that's one pound four, and as much again for keep, is two pounds
- eight, and Virginia an invalid <i>'</i>ll cost&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's not an invalid. She's just run down.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I know, and the Lord knows what it'll cost in fancy goods to wind
- her up. You'll see no change from five pounds for this affair.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I say it's worth it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I hope you're right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll see. You'd better change your clothes now, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Change? What for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. When I married your father I married a joiner and I didn't
- see cause to tell our Annie that he couldn't make ends meet till I turned
- to and made a catering business for him as well, me being apprenticed to
- the confectionery when he came courting me. I didn't tell them and I
- haven't told to this day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, but if the girl's to stay a month she's bound to know it soon
- or late.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then let her know it late. There's a lot in first
- impressions.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why, there's Mr. Abbott's wedding-party tomorrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's not to-day, is it? And we'll send her for a walk
- to-morrow with Zack, out of the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. About all he's fit for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You get your gay clothes changed,
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL, or she'll ask questions at once. I've tea to see to now. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>) Sally!
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>appearing with folded cloth</i>). Now it's all right, Mrs.
- Munning. I'm finding all I want.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul goes out. Sally unfolds and lays on table a ragged white cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What do you call that?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Tea-cloth, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes, for the kitchen. I've got one here for this room. (<i>She
- opens drawer in table and takes out cloth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>watching</i>). Oh! Company cloth, like.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Take the other back.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally is going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- And here, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>turning</i>). Yes, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>going to window, getting the wedding-cake model</i>).
- Take this with you and put it in the dresser drawer. Sally. The dresser
- drawer!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And mind you close it.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Well I&mdash;&mdash; Oh, I see. You're hiding it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We don't want Miss Cavender to be learning everything at
- once.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. A nod's as good as a wink to me. I'm mum.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally goes out, with model and cloth, nodding sagely. Mrs. Munning
- carefully spreads the new cloth on table, putting the lamp on the bureau.
- Sally re-enters with tray, which she places on the table with a flourish.
- Mrs. Munning surveys the tray.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll not do, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. What's wrong now?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mustn't bring in the loaf like that. I want cut bread
- and butter.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh, well I call that making work, especially with a loaf like that,
- all over nobbly bits of crust that's twice as sweet to eat for tearing
- off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And that cress?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>bridling</i>). Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's for cress sandwiches.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Oh? I didn't see no ham nor nothink.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Cress sandwiches, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. How can they be sandwiches without there's meat?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Can you cut them or must I do it myself?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Can I? Of course I can. But I call it a finicky way of doing
- things. Making a nuisance of a simple job like eating cress. What are
- fingers for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That will do, Sally. I want no grumbling.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally takes up loaf and cress.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Grumbling? There never was nobody less of a grumbler than me. I
- only speak my mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you get along and cut that bread up now. I want things
- looking nice. Lord I If that isn't the fly now. Quick, Sally! Put those
- plates down in yonder and get back to the door. (<i>She hustles Sally out.
- By the door she takes off her apron, and pitches it through door.</i>)
- Hang that up sometime. Come along, now. Get to the front door.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally re-enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It's all right, Mrs. Munning. Don't you get yourself into a tear.
- There's another day to-morrow. (<i>Sally crosses to front door and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning becomes very much the lady of leisure. She pats her hair,
- takes a book from shelf and sits in arm-chair, reading. Sally re-enters
- with Virginia, a well-dressed girl of the urban type with plenty of high
- spirits and some little indication of recent illness.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. The young lady's here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally remains, an interested spectator.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>marking her place in the book, and rising</i>). Well, so
- this is Virginia. How you've grown!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. How are you, Aunt Elizabeth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm strong and hearty, child. It's you that's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, I'm all right now, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're pale.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But not for long in this air of yours. There isn't much the
- matter with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Your mother wrote a different tale from that.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Mother's a dear old fuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. How is she?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. She's splendid, thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, give Sally your coat and sit down. Virginia. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally takes her coat, then stands examining it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's right. And now, Virginia&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Jenny, please, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Virginia's no name to live with.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, as you like. Why don't you sit?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I didn't pay the flyman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. As if we'd let you! It'll be a pleasure to Paul to see to
- that. You'll remember Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very vaguely. As a tiny boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's a big man now. He'll be helping the flyman up with your
- boxes, only we don't hear them because this house is so extraordinarily
- well-built you can't hear sounds in it at all. It's a perfect refuge of
- peace. Just what you want to cure your nerves with quiet and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Several loud bumps are heard above. Mrs. Munning looks disconcerted.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>quickly</i>). I'm afraid my box is very heavy. Mrs. Munning (<i>recovering</i>).
- Oh, Paul won't mind. He's wonderfully strong. Will you have tea now or
- would you rather go to your room first? Sally shall show you. Virginia (<i>rising</i>).
- Thank you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>speaking at Sally</i>). Our guest room is directly over
- here.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia nods and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. That's your room, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You keep that to yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally nods, and goes out after Virginia. Mrs. Munning fusses a moment
- at the tea tablet then suddenly thinking, goes to the window and opens it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Calling softly</i>). Zack! Zack! Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters. He has changed to a brown suit of country cut.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What do you want Zack for? (<i>He speaks at her back.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>turning violently</i>). Eh? Oh, it's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes. What's to do?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've had so much on hand with that Sally turning up so late
- that it slipped my mind about Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What about Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've forgotten to warn him.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Warn?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. About the catering, and Sally and so on. If we don't make it
- as plain to him as Monday's dinner he'll give us away in the inside of two
- minutes. You know what Zack is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd leave him alone. He's safer out of the way than in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll not do. He'll chose the best wrong time for turning
- up. Trust Zack for doing something awkward.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>going l.</i>). I'll have a look round.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. As like as not the wastrel's sleeping somewhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Or reading in a book.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll give him read.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Sally</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- You've been a fine time showing Miss Cavender her room. (<i>Exit Paul.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I've been helping her undo her box, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Trust you for prying, I suppose. Sally. I didn't look before
- she asked me. But when I did, I saw some sights. The ironing she'll make.
- Frills! They're the width of my hand and more.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>angrily</i>). Will you go into the kitchen and get those
- sandwiches cut?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm going. (<i>She gets to door, then turns.</i>) But I'll tell you
- this much, Mrs. Munning, that there'll be a row of eyes on washing day
- a-watching me hang Miss Cavender's underlinen on the line. This village
- hasn't seen such sights before.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mind your own business in there and don't waste time.
- I'll ring for tea. (<i>She pushes Sally out, then goes to window.</i>)
- Can't you find him, Paul? Paul. Not yet. (<i>He is outside window.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Best leave it, then. If he's asleep he may sleep on till
- after tea and then we'll tell him quietly. Paul. What! Zack sleep while
- there's eating going on? Mrs. Munning. We'll have to chance it, Paul. I
- want you here when she comes down wherever Zack may be. You didn't see her
- upstairs?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No. Dodged her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's right.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul comes from window and enters by door. Mrs. Munning closes window,
- and then arranges table again, fussily.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>grumbling</i>). Tea in here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul sits sulkily in arm-chair, legs outstretched, hands in pocket.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's a sight more comfortable in the kitchen. This is a foul upset
- of all our ways.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Wait till you see Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I don't need seeing her. I carried up her traps and that's enough to
- tell me all I want to know.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. A girl must have clothes, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd rather carry them than pay for them, that's true. A dressed-up,
- peeked and pampered town girl with a head full of fancies and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sure she isn't peeked.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh? Isn't she ill, or was her mother lying?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's been ill and she's getting better now.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's worse. She'll eat us out of house and home Convalescents
- always eat like elephants.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I wish you'd think ahead.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I do. To the grocer's bills she'll make.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you think to something a bit more pleasant that'll
- bring a smile to your face. You've a sour look on you sometimes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Enough to make me sour, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've told you why she's here. It's not because I love her,
- nor her mother neither, but there's money at that end of the family and
- I'm a believer in keeping on the sweet side of rich relations and giving
- Providence a friendly lead.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I can look pleasant all right when I'm being photographed with a
- wedding-group, but looking pleasant for a month on end! It'll take some
- doing, I give you my word.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia enters in a light spring frock. Paul rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This is Paul, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm very glad to see you, Cousin Paul. It's a long time since we
- met.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>not ungraciously</i>). I don't remember meeting you at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>up to bureau, from which she gets a large old-fashioned
- portrait album</i>). Don't you? I'll show you when you met. Sit down,
- Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>sitting</i>). Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>sitting by her with the album. Paul stands behind</i>).
- I've got you both in this album. Taken together.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning finds the photograph.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh yes. Mother has one of that at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It was taken at your house. Look at it, Paul. Weren't you a
- loving pair?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Is that me?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Don't you look funny?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You a baby and me a little lad. No wonder I'd forgotten it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've both come on a bit since then. Ring the bell for tea,
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul looks surprised, then rings.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>turning over leaves</i>). Is this Paul, too?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. Paul at five. (<i>Turning</i>). And there he is at ten,
- and there at twelve and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. But haven't I another cousin, Aunt Elizabeth?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. Yes, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He makes a bad photograph.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some people do. But they are often all the better in the flesh.
- Will he be in to tea?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Isn't he at home?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters with tea, sandwiches, etc.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh yes. But we're very busy in the joiner's shop just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally stops short and looks at him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come along, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, dear! But of course I'm glad to know your business does so
- well. I mean I suppose it does if my cousin is too busy to come in to tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll send for him. Sally, tell Mr. Zachary to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Mr. Zachary?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Do you mean Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- Mrs Munning. Tell Mr. Zachary tea's ready and his cousin's come.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. But I don't know where he is. He's such a one for getting into
- holes and corners and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You can find him, can't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I can try. And I'll start with his bed, and all. It's ten to one
- he's lying on it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sally, he's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Are you finding him or am I? Because if it's me, I'll look in the
- likeliest place first.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You mustn't expect town courtesy from our country servants,
- Jenny. May I give you sugar? Virginia. One lump, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And cream?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul, Jenny's cup.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul hands it clumsily. While they are occupied the door opens, and
- Zack enters. He is younger than Paul, but neglect makes him look
- middle-aged. He wears spectacles and a beard and is dressed shabbily with
- a carpenter's apron on. Under his left arm is the wedding-cake model.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I knew that was the smell of tea-time, but what are we having it in
- here for?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack, don't you see your cousin?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning pours tea, etc. Virginia rises.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Why, if I'd not forgotten all about her. I am a careless chap. Do
- you know, Miss Virginia, I forgot to come in to dinner one day last week.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That doesn't often happen.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It <i>'</i>ud better not, neither. Gives you a nasty sinking feel
- towards tea-time to go without your dinner. Well, how are you, Miss
- Virginia? I'm pleased to meet you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Till now Virginia has stood slightly embarrassed and amused. He comes
- forward now, and Virginia puts out her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll wash your hand before you touch Jenny's.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe I ought. I'm not so frequent at the soap as I might be.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think we'll shake hands as you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Will you? That's hearty.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They shake hands. Virginia sits, Zack is about to.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- But&mdash;&mdash;- Oh, Lord!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>fingering his coat</i>). I'm not dressed up for a parlour tea. I&mdash;&mdash;
- Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul is taking the model from under Zack's arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, yes. Do you know where I found that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Put it down.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>up to window with it</i>). I'll put it in its place. But do you
- know where I found it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Never mind, Zack. It doesn't matter. (<i>To Jenny.</i>) It's
- only a little window ornament, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>imperviously</i>). I found that on the kitchen dresser. Picked it
- up as I came through.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters. Mrs. Munning's feelings get too much for her. She rises
- to meet Sally. Paul sees and distracts Virginia's attention.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you have more bread and butter, Jenny? Virginia. Thank you,
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I can't find&mdash;&mdash; (<i>Seeing Zack.</i>) Oh, there you are!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>to Sally</i>). I told you to put that model in the
- dresser drawer.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And you told me to cut sandwiches and bread and I've one pair of
- hands and not a hundred. I left it atop till I'd a minute to spare, and if
- it's not where I left it some one's moved it. It didn't walk.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She crosses speaking and exit. Mrs. Munning returns speechlessly to
- her seat.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I'll change my coat and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He changes to a slightly less old coat which hangs behind the door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Parlour ways is parlour ways.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I do hope you're not going to make a stranger of me, Aunt
- Elizabeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And that's no use in here. (<i>Taking off the apron,</i>) Paul.
- You'll have to make allowances for Zack, Jenny. Virginia. Is he a little&mdash;&mdash;?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We don't let it go beyond the family, of course. Virginia. I hope
- I'm one of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He was born lazy. That's what's the matter. Zack (<i>returning to
- table, sitting and eating. Zack can talk and eat at once</i>). I've done a
- job of work to-day and chance it. Mended that pig-stye at Ballbrook farm.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Did you? I daresay there was all of ten minutes' work in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Took me a couple of hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then I hoped you charged according. Zack. I charged a
- shilling.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. For a couple of hour! It's worth half a crown.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I charged what I thought fair.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What you&mdash;&mdash;! Oh well, it's done now.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where's the shilling?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>feeling</i>). Oh, it's in my other coat. (<i>He is about to rise.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. All right. That'll do later.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I can see I've done wrong thing again. It's like this, Miss
- Virginia, there's some folk born to do right. They can't do the wrong
- thing if they tried. Like mother and Paul. I'm different. It's just the
- other way with me. I can't do right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You never spoke a truer word.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Same time, you know, I have my use. Oh yes, I've got a use.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I haven't noticed it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll tell you then. Suppose a thing goes wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- They do sometimes. Very well. It couldn't be Paul and it couldn't be you,
- because you're born the other way. It's always me. You don't need to look
- round for some one to put the blame on. You know it's me. And that's a
- sort of use now, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Think of the time it saves. I'm always handy to be cussed at. Like a
- cat, you know. Some folks keep a cat or a dog, and when their feelings get
- too much to hold, they kick the cat. Well, I'm the cat in this house. (<i>He
- speaks entirely without bitterness. It is all accepted fact.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You sleep like one, but a cat's more use than you. You don't catch
- mice.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I eat more, too. And that's a thing I've tried to master and I
- can't. You'd be surprised the way I've tried to fight my appetite.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's news to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I own it didn't show. It beat me every time Eating agrees with me.
- That's where it is. I'm a natural-born eater and I can't go against
- nature.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You needn't talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No. But it's like my other ways. It can't be hid. I'm eating now in
- the parlour as hearty as if it were in the kitchen. And that's not right,
- is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I don't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Parlour's for eating like you didn't mean it, and only played with
- food to pass the time. I wish I could pretend with food. But the habit's
- got too strong a hold on me for that. I'll never be a gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll do, Zack. Talking about yourself with your mouth
- full. Jenny's heard quite enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What would you like to do after tea, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Anything you like. I must just write to mother first to tell her
- I got here all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What time does the post go?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Six o'clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'd better write at once. Then I shall be quite at your
- disposal, cousin.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I thought you and mother might go out. The country's looking quite
- like spring.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've noticed the celandine's in bud.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Are you too tired for a walk, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then Paul shall take you. Youth with youth.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm rather busy at the works.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Works! And busy!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>silencing him</i>). Yes, busy. So if you'll excuse me now&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well! that's a oner.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll just clear off my work as quickly as I can.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Paul.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That'll not take long. Busy!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's busy if you're not. Hadn't you better go and help
- him?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's no wurk in to help him at. We've never been so slack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's there if you'll go and look for it, and stop making an
- exhibition of your laziness to your cousin.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I haven't finished my tea.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Every one else has. It's not our fault you came in late.
- Will you write your letter here, Jenny? (<i>Indicates bureau.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I have notepaper upstairs, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you don't use it in this house. We can run to a sheet of
- notepaper, I should hope. Oh, I was thinking&mdash;&mdash; (<i>She opens
- the portrait album.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No, there's a better one than that. I'll get it for you. I
- thought you might like to send your mother a photograph of Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sure she'll like to have it, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. I'll run upstairs and get it you. I've one up there
- that's better than any of these.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's queer things happening here to-day, Miss Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are there? Why do you call me Miss Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're not a married woman, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course not. But I don't call you Mr. Zachary.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nor nobody else neither. Mr. Zachary! I'd not know who you meant.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why don't you call me Jenny, like the others do?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not same as the others, you see.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're my cousin just as much as Paul is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose that's true. There's funny things in nature, too. By gum,
- there are. To think of the likes of me being own cousin to the likes of
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you'll call me Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd <i>like</i> to, if you think it's quite respectful.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Bother respect. I'm Jenny and you're Zack, and that's settled.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I never thought&mdash;eh, but we're getting on champion,
- Jenny. I'm still a bit worried in my mind, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not about my name?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh no. Settled's settled. It's, well&mdash;this for a start. (<i>He
- takes up the model.</i>) What did mother want to hide it away for?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>holding it towards her</i>). You can see what it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A wedding cake?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Aye, but you wouldn't thank me for a slice of this. It's plaster.
- How are folks to know we are caterers unless they can see that in the
- window? It's like keeping a pub and putting your sign away.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I thought you were joiners.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. We crack to be because joinery was father's trade. But it's mother's
- trade we mostly live by. She's a masterpiece at cooking, only the business
- isn't thriving. Wedding spreads are the best part of it. Folk are a bit
- slow at getting wed, some road.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I don't think aunt wanted me to know about this, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. She's no cause to hide it, then. Father was a bit like me, not much
- inclined to work, and I reckon I'm proud of my mother for working for two.
- But things aren't what they were. Folks won't spend like they used to.
- They buy furniture instead of feasting so much. And our weddings have a
- bad name, too. I don't know how it is. I'm sure Paul tries.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And do you go to them?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Not now, with things so bad. I used to go until my clothes wore out&mdash;well,
- they weren't mine at all properly speaking. They were father's when he was
- alive and then I had them, but I'm hard on clothes somehow. I'm a great
- expense all ways there are, with being a big eater and all. And when my
- dress coat gave out at the seams and got that shiny you could see your
- face in it, mother wouldn't buy me another, and so I don't go now. It's
- been a sorrow to me, too. I used to take a lot of pleasure in seeing
- others enjoy themselves. But I wasn't any use, not real use, like Paul. I
- couldn't boss things like he does. I just was there and tried to tell the
- old maids that their day would come. But I couldn't even do my fair share
- of waiting because of a weakness that I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A weakness! Zack, it isn't&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, no. Not that. I'm a teetotaller, Jenny. I get that worked up
- with the hearty feeling of it that I break the plates. My hand's unsteady.
- (<i>Takes plates from table.</i>) See! That's steady enough? Yes, but get
- me waiting at a table full of wedding guests and it seems I've got to
- break the plates to show my pleasure. And it's not wilful. It's not
- indeed. It's just anxiety to do things right that makes me do them wrong.
- Mother's quite right. I'm not a bit of good, but I do miss the outings all
- the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Poor Zack. I really must get to my letter now, and I think I'll
- go upstairs after all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not driving you away?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Of course you're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning enters r.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm sorry I've been so long, Jenny, I couldn't lay my hands
- on the one I wanted. There it is. (<i>Giving photograph.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh! It's very good of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I think your mother will be glad to see it. .
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. (<i>She isn't interested, and puts the photograph on the
- table.</i>) I was just going upstairs to write. It will be quieter in my
- room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Has Zack been talking to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I did a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, then I'm not surprised you want some quiet for a change.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I thought I'd not be interrupted there. I won't be long. (<i>Going.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're forgetting the photograph.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sorry, aunt. I was thinking of the other things I had to say
- to mother. (<i>She glances at Zack and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>reflectively, looking after her</i>). I'd give something
- to know what she's saying about our Paul in that letter. (<i>She turns.</i>)
- Why isn't the table cleared? Couldn't you stir yourself to ring the bell
- for Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I didn't know I ought. A servant girl's a novelty to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You didn't let that out to Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Let what out?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, that Sally isn't always here.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I don't remember that we mentioned her at all. Aren't we to let that
- out?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Of course we're not, you moon-struck natural! What do you
- think she's here for?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I dunno. Unless she's here to do the work that Jenny makes.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Work I I'd do all Jenny makes with one hand tied behind me.
- Sally's here for show, but I'll watch she does some work as well. And I've
- a word to say to her about that model there. And you as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll see her first. You can wait. Your time's worth nothing
- and I'm paying her for hers. Now don't you dare to stir from here till I
- come back.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning. Zack stands stock-still for a minute, then his eye
- catches the last piece of bread and butter. Tempted, he falls and gets it.
- Then tiptoes to a chair, takes one large bite out of the slice, gets
- sleepy, half raises the slice for another bite, lets his hand drop and
- settles as if to sleep. A knock at the door. Zack half-hearst but decides
- not to move. The knock repeated. This time he does not hear at all. Martha
- Wrigley opens the door, and puts a timid head round it. She enters shyly,
- half child, half woman of eighteent slovenly and down at heel. She carries
- a dress suit over her arm. She sees Zack and stops.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh! Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Eh? (<i>He rouses slowly, not as if from sleep, but from sloth.</i>)
- Who's there?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. It's Martha Wrigley. And if you please I knocked, and knocked, and
- nobody came and so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>stirring lazily in his chair</i>). Just when I had a moment for a
- bit of rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sorry, Zack. I am sorry. Only I had to make somebody hear,
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>noticing the bread in his hand, and finishing it</i>). It needn't
- have been me. I can't tell you anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>matter of fact, without malice</i>). No. I know you're nobody
- here. But you can tell them that are somebody.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Tell 'em what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Zack, we're in such trouble at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>sitting up straight with ready sympathy</i>). What's to do,
- Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I don't know what Mrs. Munning will say. It's my father, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What's he done?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He's fallen down and broke his arm and he won't be able to wait at
- the wedding to-morrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Joe Wrigley's broke his arm! Well, there's carelessness for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes. Please, he knows it's careless of him and he'll lose the
- half-a-crown he gets from you for waiting, and we did need that half-crown
- so bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>rising</i>). You'd better see my mother, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Couldn't you tell her, Zack. She'll be so mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>shaking head</i>). It's not a job I'm pining for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. We've done our best. I've brought my father's suit for some one
- else to wear. And Zack&mdash;&mdash; (<i>She puts the clothes on a chair.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nay. This is getting too much for me. I'll fetch my mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, but Zack&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. We did so hope that Mrs. Munning would see her way to paying
- father all the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paying him when he's not there!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He would be if he could. We do need his money that bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll not get owt from mother. Nothing for nothing's her way of
- seeing things.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. There's been so little lately with you having so few parties.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll get none out of mother. That's a certain fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>blubbering</i>). And I was so looking forward to a bite of
- meat. We've not seen butcher's meat at our house not for a month and more.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>really hit where he's soft</i>). My word, that's bad, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And me anæmic too, and never can get food enough to satisfy me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Not food enough!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm always hungry, and this did look a chance of getting my teeth
- into a bit of meat at last.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I dunno. That's very bad. (<i>He looks at coat behind door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You try it and you'd know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Look here, Martha. This'll get me into trouble, but I got a shilling
- to-day at Ballbrook Farm, and if it's any use to you well&mdash;dang it,
- mother can't kill me. Here it is&mdash;(<i>He goes to coat, gets shilling,
- and brings it to her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She takes it and expresses thanks, mostly by crying on his shoulder.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Mr. Zack. You are the good one.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There! There! There I There! There! Don't take on so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She kisses him. Mrs. Munning enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>grimly sarcastic</i>). Oh? When's the wedding, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>humouring her</i>). Oh, I dunno. In about a month, eh, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're fool enough for anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>seriously</i>). I was only consoling her a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If you want to console young women with your arm around
- their waists, my lad, you'll not be long for this house. You've enough bad
- habits now without beginning new ones.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Martha was a bit upset, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It <i>'</i>ud be a bad case that called for you to set it
- right. What is it, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Father's broke his arm and he can't wait tomorrow, and I've
- brought his clothes, and, please Mrs. Munning, he's very sorry.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sorry! Here! Paul! Paul! (<i>Opens door.</i>) Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>off</i>). Coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you consoled her for a thing like that! Console! I'd use
- a stick and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What is it, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. A nice upset, that's what it is. Joe Wrigley's gone and
- broke his arm when we wanted him tomorrow.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>savagely</i>). The meddling fool! Disturbing our arrangements.
- How dare he break his arm?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Please, Mr. Paul, he didn't mean to. It was an accident.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Accident! Didn't he know it was Mr. Abbott's wedding to-morrow?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then he shouldn't have an accident. You go and tell your father he's
- engaged by me to-morrow and if he doesn't come and do his job, he'll get
- no more work from us. You understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. But father can't wait to-morrow with a broken arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's not my fault. I didn't break it. You tell him what I said.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>turning, then</i>). Then you won't be paying him his money,
- sir?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paying him! I like your impudence
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'd better go home, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, Mr. Zack (<i>Crying.</i>) But I am so&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>his arm about her</i>). There! There! (<i>Leading her towards
- door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your hands off the girl, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I was only consoling her a bit. (<i>He opens r. door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then don't do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This is' a pretty how do you do.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Confound Joe Wrigley. I don't know where to get another man at such
- short notice.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And labour scarce, and all. Can you manage it with a man
- short?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack shyly approaches the clothes on chair and, not lifting them,
- fingers them lovingly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No, I can't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to get somebody to-night, then. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If I can. It's going to take some doing to find a steady man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What's the matter?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Could I go?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd dearly love to.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're no use.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know my hands are awkward, but I will try, Paul. I'll try so hard
- not to break anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'd be better than nothing, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I doubt it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Give me another chance.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I gave you chance on chance. You're more trouble than you're worth.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not worth anything, and nobody knows it more than me. But
- couldn't I go this once, just to fill up? I'll be so careful, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's saving a man's wages for the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's not a saving if he makes a mess of things. Our catering's got
- bad name enough without our making bad to worse. He's got no proper
- clothes.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll wear Joe Wrigley's willing. (<i>He goes to them.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Joe Wrigley's a big man.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Can I try them, Paul? Do let me try them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, you can try, and show us what sort of a lout you look.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, hurrah! (<i>He jerks his coat off and fastens on the clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's the best road out, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A rotten best.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>putting on the dress coat. It is far too large for him</i>). It
- will be splendid to be wearing black again.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's only for to-morrow, mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul does not yet turn to look at Zack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Joe Wrigley's out of it six weeks or more. Paul. Joe
- Wrigley's finished himself with me. Zack can go to-morrow till I've time
- to look round.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Suppose I'm not so bad to-morrow, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Supposing pigs <i>'</i>ull fly. Let's have a look at you. Good Lord!
- Hold the trousers to you and let us know the worst. Now, I ask you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I can tack the bottoms up, Paul, and the rest is not so bad.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia. She has a hat on and her letter in her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've finished my&mdash;&mdash; Oh, Zack, you do look funny.
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT II.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Morning a fortnight later. The Scene is the refreshment-room attached
- to Mrs. Munning's house. Walls whitewashed, roof of glass. Long deal table
- at the lower end of which Paul sits writing a letter. Ink and a few papers
- on the table. In one corner is a quantity of cane-bottomed chairs. Below
- them, another table. Centre is a knife-cleaning machine, which badly needs
- oil. Knives on table. At the machine Zack stands in shirt-sleeves and
- apron. He is not energetic and turns lazily with many glances towards
- Paul. He sees Paul look at him and his efforts increase for a moment. Paul
- seals and stamps envelope and crosses to house door. Zack, left alone,
- mops his brow and sits. A low knock at the street door. Zack rises
- promptly and opens door with the air of a conspirator. Martha Wrigley is
- there.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've just come at the right time.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha enters, but stays by door. Zack hurries behind the chairs and
- returns with a small newspaper parcel which he gives Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Thank you, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>referring to the parcel</i>). It's a bit mixed-up on account of
- me putting bits of things into my pocket at table when nobody's watching,
- but it's all good food, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sure I'm very grateful to you, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I often get up famished from my meals, and it's a fight to
- keep from feeling in my pocket, but I'm managing without.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, and I&mdash;&mdash; Oh, Zack, I'm grateful. I am, really.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, but I want you to know I am, and if anything's going to come
- to you unpleasant, it's not my fault.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Unpleasant?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm being driven, Zack. I'd never dream of such a thing myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What ever is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. It's father, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Again? What's he broke now?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. He's not broke anything, but you know your brother sacked him, and
- my father says he'll be revenged and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's a nasty spirit, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And a nasty thing that Mr. Paul did, and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not denying that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. And I'd not mind whatever father did to Mr. Paul&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, Martha!
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I wouldn't. Not for sacking him because he hurt himself. But
- father's doing it to you and I've to help him to do it, and&mdash;oh dear!
- (<i>Her handkerchief comes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Don't cry. No, don't do it, Martha, because if you do, I'll have to
- console you, and you know what mother said to me the other day. (<i>He is
- itching to "console," but restrains himself visibly.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. But it's&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul's coming back. Quick, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>sniffing as she goes</i>). Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack hustles her out c. and returns to his cleaning, not so quickly
- that Paul does not see his return. Paul opens the door and Virginia
- enters. Paul follows her in.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do look busy, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's good at looking it. I'd guarantee he hasn't raised his hand
- while I've been out of the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>who is obviously quite fond of Zack</i>). Oh, but you must be
- kind to Zack to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why? What's to-day?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I knew you didn't know. Do you, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>up to wall, consulting calendar</i>). Tuesday.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's your birthday and I hope you'll have a very lucky day.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. My birthday! The twentieth of June. So it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul returns to his correspondence at the table, half occupied, half
- listening.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I was sure you didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. How did you know? Did mother tell you? Virginia. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Who did?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>with mock impressiveness</i>). The family Bible, Zack! Your
- mother lent it me to look at something yesterday, and there I found it.
- Zachariah Manning, June 20th, 1886. Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You knew?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. That's the year all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Then how dare you look forty when you're only twenty-nine?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do, and I'm taking you in hand. Tell me, are your eyes so
- very bad?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. They're weak for reading with.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're not always reading. Why do you wear your glasses when
- you're not?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's a trouble to be taking them off and putting them on.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you keep them on all the time and damage your eyes. Come
- here, Zack. (<i>She takes them off and gives them him.</i>) There! Don't
- put those on again until you want to read. You look at least five years
- younger than you did.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Do I?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do. And now about the rest?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. What rest?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. The other six years that we've got to wipe away. I've got a
- present for you upstairs to do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. A present!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Don't you usually get presents on your birthday?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What! Between grown-ups?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why not? It's just those little pleasant things that keep life
- sweet.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I used to get a bag of humbugs when I was a tiny lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, we keep on doing it at home and I shall do it here. Only I
- want a ha'penny from you first.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. A ha'penny!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. My present cuts, and so you'll have to pay me for it to keep bad
- luck away. Ha'penny, please, (<i>She holds hand out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>rather hurt at having to confess</i>). I haven't got a ha'penny,
- Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What, have you spent last Saturday's wages already? It's only
- Tuesday.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I don't get any wages.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We've given up trusting Zack with money. He lost a shilling on the
- day you came.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh dear, then what's to be done? I know. You give Zack the
- ha'penny for a birthday present. Then he can give it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What is your present, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's a shaving-set.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack's no use for shaving. He's never shaved in his life.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. His beard looks that kind of beard. That's why I want him to
- begin. Give him the ha'penny, Paul. Paul. Oh, it'll not matter. Zack isn't
- superstitious. Virginia. But I am. All decent-minded women are. And I
- won't cut my friendship for Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, if you insist. (<i>Taking coins from pocket.</i>) Oh, no good.
- I've got no change.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You've got a sixpence there. That will do. (<i>She takes it and
- hands it Zack.</i>) There you are, Zack. Now you give it me and I'll get
- your present from upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But&mdash;Jenny&mdash;sixpence!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning opens door l. and enters with James Abbott, a pleasant
- gentleman, dressed in good country clothes.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The little episode is suspended. Paul becomes the shopman with a
- customer. Zack stands away and Virginia sits on the pile of wood.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Good morning, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Good morning, Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Mr. Abbott's called to settle his account, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Account! You are prompt, sir. I only sent it out last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Any objections to prompt settlement, Munning? (<i>Paying out notes
- and gold.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Not at all. I only wish I could find everybody so quick at paying.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul writes receipt at table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. It's like this, Munning. When I'm satisfied I believe in showing
- it, and paying promptly is my way of showing that you've pleased me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm very glad to hear that, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. And I'm glad too, for I don't mind telling you now it's over that
- I had my doubts. The last once or twice that I've attended weddings where
- you did the catering I've not been well impressed at all. There's been a
- harshness, Munning, and when I got married I was in two minds about
- putting it with you or going to those people over at Norton Parva.
- Wilson's, isn't it?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul comes out with receipt, which Abbott takes and pockets.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But I decided to support a neighbour and you rewarded me for it.
- There was a&mdash;I don't know how you'd put it in words&mdash;a very
- pleasant atmosphere. I wanted things to go well.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Naturally, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But I've no complaints at all. It went off with a&mdash;a
- sprightliness. Yes. Sunny's the word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Thank you very much, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. But mind you, Mrs. Munning, you don't always do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure we try to make no difference.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. You don't always succeed as you did for me. There was a jolly
- feeling that I'm sure has not been there for some time past. Still, I was
- pleased, and I've told others I was pleased.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Thanks very much. We <i>have</i> had more orders in this last
- fortnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT. Well, I daresay some of them are due to me. Don't let me down now
- I've been recommending you. I can get out this way?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>opening door</i>). Yes, Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- ABBOTT (<i>ignoring him, to Paul</i>). Good-day, Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL and Mrs. Munning. Good-day, sir.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Abbott.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, here's a change.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's not the first who's talked like that these last few times. But
- why they do it is a mystery to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I've got a guess. Jenny, you've brought us luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's since you came that things have taken this turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm very glad to hear it aunt,
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've been a blessing to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I think I'll send some more accounts out, mother. They might fetch
- other people's money in like Mr. Abbott's.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh yes. I'm in your way here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you're not. You're never in the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. As if I'd mean a thing like that to you, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I was just going, aunt. I've something upstairs that I want
- to bring for Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You'd forgotten it's his birthday.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul sits at the table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No, I hadn't, Jenny. Mothers don't forget a thing like that.
- But I'd not seen cause to mention it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll get Zack's present. (<i>She opens door.</i>) By the way,
- wasn't it at Mr. Abbott's wedding that Zack began to go again?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I fancy it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And he's been going to the others since?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Yes. But he's still on trial. Why, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I only wondered.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get on with your work, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Paul. (<i>He turns the handle once or twice, and is then
- occupied testing the result.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come here a minute, Paul. You're not that busy.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm not busy at all. I just made a show of it before Virginia. A
- good thing she heard him talk like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll tell you something better for the business than Mr.
- Abbott's talk.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If you'll tell me what it is that makes people say one thing of us
- one week and change their minds the next, you'll be doing me a good turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll do you a better turn. I'd a chat with Virginia in her
- room last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I heard your voices going late. You kept me awake.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, it was worth it, Paul. I knew they were well off, but
- there's more than I thought. The girl's got money of her own besides her
- mother's.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack turns the handle.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Some folk get all the luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well what?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Don't you take me, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack works the machine. Mrs. Munning turns on him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, will you hush your noise, Zack? Get away out of this while I talk to
- Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>going l.</i>). Yes, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Go round to Bealey's and ask him if those nails have come. Don't be
- all day.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, Paul. (<i>He turns to door and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Look here, Paul, you could do a lot to this business if you
- had the capital. We could start a temperance hotel and give up the joinery
- altogether. Zack could clean boots.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Aye. If&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She's got it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're not slow to see your interests as a rule.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Slow? I'd call it quick myself and very quick. I've known the girl a
- fortnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, you do see what I'm driving at.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I saw it days ago.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And anything the matter with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Only Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's wrong with her?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She don't show willing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you asked?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Asked? I haven't. It's not a thing to rush at, mother. I've to look
- at every side before I take a leap like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What are you frightened of?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I wouldn't like to get refused. I don't so much as know she thinks
- of me at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And what do you think I'm doing all these days? I've done
- nothing else but keep you in her mind. She knows it all from A to Z. Why,
- only yesterday I gave her the Bible to look at, and you know what's
- written in the front of it. There's every prize you ever won at school on
- record with the date and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And what she found in the Bible was that it's Zack's birthday to-day
- and she's giving him a present.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, she's got a kind heart. I saw her give a beggar
- sixpence yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That isn't kindness. It's extravagance, and I've no taste for a wife
- who throws her money away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She couldn't throw it if she hadn't got it first. And I'd
- trust you to let her know that charity begins at home when she's your
- wife.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's something in that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. There's all in it. I say we've got a golden chance, and I
- don't know what you're shirking for. Our luck's well in all round with
- people talking sensibly about us and the orders coming in.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's not to say Virginia <i>'</i>ull have me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll get to know by asking, Paul. And I tell you she's
- ripe for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Ripe?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The girl's in love. She's got the signs of it all over her.
- It only needs a bit of enterprise from you, and all's as good as done.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've seen no signs of love. She's got a thumping appetite, if that's
- your meaning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Where's your eyes? The girl's another creature since she's
- been with us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. The country air did that. I thought love made them pale.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Quit talking, Paul. Are you in love with any other girl?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What, me in love? I've got more sense.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then marry Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. I'll try.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia. She has a small brown-papered parcel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh! is Zack not here?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's gone out on an errand. Did you want him?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. To give him this. But it will do later. (<i>She turns away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, don't go, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But Paul's busy here.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's never too busy to have some time for you. But I've
- got to see Sally myself, so I'll leave you two together.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll make you comfortable here. (<i>He fusses at the chairs and
- places one for her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, please don't trouble, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. There's no trouble about it, Jenny. It's always a pleasure to do
- things for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why, Paul, I didn't know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Know what?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That you did things for me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You didn't? Well, I haven't boasted up to now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. Then it's you, and I've been thinking it was Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Thought what was Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I thought Zack brought the roses that I'm always finding in my
- room and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>uneasy, but bluffing</i>). Zack? Did you ever see him doing it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. And it was you. (<i>Hand out.</i>) Paul, I apologize.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Apologize? For what? (<i>He touches her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I imagined you too businesslike to think of doing anything like
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, Jenny, you were wrong that time. I've got an eye to business,
- but I'm not quite blind to other things. I've eyes to see the roses coming
- to your cheeks to match the roses in your room.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I do look better for my stay with you, don't I?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's working wonders, Jenny. The country is the place for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I shall be sorry to go.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh, that's too bad. To talk of going.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not yet, of course.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And not at all, if I'd my way.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not at all?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Are you so set on towns?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I live in one.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, but I wonder why. It beats me why you and your mother want to
- live in ugliness with noise and bad air, Jenny. Where's the need for it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Friends. Associations. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd never want for friends anywhere.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But I've to think of mother. She's like an old tree, firmly
- rooted and she's hard to move. So we stay where we are.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And you'll grow ill again.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh no. I shall be all right now.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd be better here.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I can't stay here for ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We might find out a way, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. How?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Don't you see? (<i>Takes her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Paul! I never thought of this.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've thought of nothing else since I set eyes on you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>withdrawing hand</i>). But I must think a little now and&mdash;and
- confess.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Confess! You mean that in the town&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not in the town, Paul. Here!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You don't mean&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I thought I was so clever and could see what you and aunt
- were blind to. It was just a bad mistake, but I have had Zack in my mind a
- lot. So much, Paul, that I didn't think of you, or if I did it was as
- something not quite&mdash;&mdash; I liked Zack, and I fancied you were
- wrong to make so little of him. Why, even now, when Mr. Abbott came to say
- how pleased he'd been and you were puzzled at it all, I thought I'd
- guessed the cause and put it down to Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well&mdash;that's a queer idea.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I know it must seem queer to you. I'm sorry I was stupid, Paul.
- Of course you must know best, living with Zack for all these years. But&mdash;isn't
- it just a little hard to keep him without money?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You don't know all the truth. We do. We've had experience of Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I suppose I'm being rash again.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I think we've got the size of him, Virginia. He's bone-lazy.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, that's Zack. But I was talking of myself&mdash;and you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You'll have to give me time for that, please, Paul. I made a
- false start and I have to see things all over again before I get them
- right.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're not convinced that Zack's a fool.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I have your word now, Paul. But that doesn't quite mean that I&mdash;I&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That you love me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It doesn't follow, does it, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I hoped it might.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some day, when I'm used to knowing that it's you who've done the
- little things that made me happy here, it might come, Paul. I cannot say
- just yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The door c. is burst open violently and Joe Wrigley stands in the
- doorway. Behind him, both very reluctant, are Zack and Martha. Joe is a
- big man, with his left arm in a sling. He is strong in body and purpose,
- and has a useful gift of sly humour. He can dominate, and in the ensuing
- scene, he does. He advances. Zack closes the door, and he and Martha try
- to look effaced in the background.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Good morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wrigley!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get out of this. There's nothing here for you. Wrigley. I beg to
- differ, Mr. Paul. We've things to settle here, have you and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, you can't settle them now. I'm busy. Wrigley. I'm not, and so
- I'll wait your pleasure. Paul. I've finished with you, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. No, you haven't, Mr. Paul. You only think you have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'd better go, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. No. I'll get rid of him.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. When things are settled, you'll get rid of me. And not before.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're trespassing in here. I tell you to get out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You'll do yourself no good by quarrelling. It's him I've come
- about. Him and her. Your Zack and my Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack? What about him?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. They've got to be married.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, how horrid! (<i>She turns away.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>following her</i>). No, no! Please, Virginia! It isn't true.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>growling</i>). What isn't true?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I mean you're twisting it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You're going to marry her.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. If you say so, but you make it sound so bad the way you're
- putting it. I mean, you'll make Virginia think that I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. And who cares what she thinks?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I care, Mr. Wrigley, I do indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Oh! Then you're blacker than I took you for. Carrying on with two
- young women at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Upon my word!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It's he that said he cared, miss. It wasn't me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Let's have this from the beginning, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Beginning? I reckon this began when the Lord made him a male and
- her a female.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh yes. That's very funny, but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It's not. There's nothing funny in the ways of sex. They've been
- the worry of the world for ever since the world grew bigger than the
- Garden of Eden, and if you think they're funny, you've a lot to learn.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Wrigley, do you know who you're speaking to?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Aye. Brother of my future son-in-law. Makes you a kind of
- sideways son of mine yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We'll have this tale from Zack if you won't tell it straight.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'd rather; and I'll just be here to know he tells it straight.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Now, Zack. No. Wait a minute. Mother had best be in at this. (<i>Opening
- door.</i>) Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And I had better not. (<i>She follows to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Are you afraid to know the worst of him? (<i>Call-ing.</i>) Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>off</i>). I'm coming, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh, Zack, Zack, I am so disappointed in you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I meant no harm, Virginia. It's a thing that's grown from nothing
- like, and I don't know how it grew so fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>entering</i>). What is it, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack and Joe Wrigley's girl. Now go on, Zack. What have you done?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've got to speak it out before you all and with Virginia hearing,
- too?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll go.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Why should you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Because I prefer it, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We're waiting, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, there isn't much to tell that you don't know about, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You started the whole thing off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. When?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You mind that day when Martha came to tell us Joe had broke his arm
- and Martha took on so in our parlour.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, that's it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. You came in when I was trying to console her and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I caught you kissing her, if that's what you mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Ah! That's a point. I'd been waiting for that to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know I kissed her, but it wasn't a meaning kiss. She was blubbing
- and she wouldn't hush and so I kissed her like I'd kiss a baby to console
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You kissed her. That's enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it weren't for pleasure, Mr. Wrigley. She was too wet.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He kissed her all right. I saw it. What about it?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He's got to marry her. That's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Now what has kissing a girl to do with marriage?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. A lot. He's going to marry her because you said so.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's the trouble, mother. You did say something, joking like. You
- said, "When's the wedding?" and I joked back and said, "About a month,"
- and Martha took it serious and told her father, and he told other people
- and it's all over the village. It's expected of me now, and I suppose&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be quiet, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You told me to tell you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your mouth shut when I tell you. You only open it to
- give yourself away.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You needn't trouble, missus. He's done all that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Done what? You know he'd no intentions, and he hasn't any
- now. He's made no promises.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He's promised and he's made her presents.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll have to prove that first.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Prove? Where's that parcel, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha comes timidly forward with it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Open it. See that?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. This? Crusts of bread and bits of meat!
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's it. Bread you baked and meat from what you had for dinner
- yesterday.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. How did you come by this?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I saved them from my food. She told me she was always hungry and I
- felt that sorry for her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>giving the parcel to Martha</i>). You're too soft to
- live. Well, that's only giving charity, Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. With lots of folk it might be, but it's something else than
- charity when one of your family starts giving things away.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's nowt to do with marrying and promising, so what it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. He promised her not half an hour ago in Tim Bealey's shop, with
- witnesses and all. There was Tim Bealey there and his missus and the
- errand lad and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Is that true, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I did say something, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You silly fool!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it was only to save argument. I do hate argument when people
- have a voice as loud as Joe's.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That means you forced him, Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. It means he promised before witnesses, and I'll take good care he
- keeps his word.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Come here, Martha. Do you want to marry him?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Of course she does.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Let the girl speak for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'd like to, Mrs. Munning. Only not if Zack don't want as well.
- I'd not expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. But I expect it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, Joe, we know it's you we've got to thank for this.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I reckon it's me all right. You'll think twice before you sack a
- man for getting hurt another time. I'll teach you something.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>quietly</i>). Will you? By marrying your girl to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's it. I'll break your pride.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It might break you. I wouldn't swear that this wouldn't make me,
- Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>up to Zack</i>). I didn't go to do it, Zack. I don't want to be
- no trouble to nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Do you want her, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd rather not say, mother. I wouldn't like to hurt her feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do you want to marry her?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd rather drown myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>to her</i>). There, there, Martha. I didn't mean to hurt you.
- There!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Keep your great hands to yourself, Zack, can't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I've hurt her feelings, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And I'll hurt yours if you don't do what I tell you sharp.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Come, Mrs. Munning. What's to do with a chap putting his arm
- round the girl he's going to marry?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's just about the same chance of marrying her as you have
- of coming back to work here, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I fancy both our chances then.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'd lose your money.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I think not, Mrs. Munning. I've a notion that you'll weigh things
- up and come to seeing this my way. I've not come here to quarrel with my
- relations to be, but I'll just point out that Wilson's of Norton are
- getting business off you every day and you can't afford a scandal in your
- line of trade.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be careful, Wrigley. Threats of that kind have a nasty name.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm not afraid of names. Come here, Martha. We've given them
- enough to think about.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes, father.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'll look in later for your answer. (<i>Opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You needn't. You can have it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You can. I'll give it you. It's this, that&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack can go with you now to see the vicar, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Eh?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul, are you mad?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I don't want to marry her. I don't indeed.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've made your bed and you'll lie on it. I'll stir no hand to save
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. But, Paul&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've got my reasons, mother, and they're sound.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's no great hurry, is there, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. If a thing's to be done, it's best done quick. We'll have the banns
- put up on Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You're in a mighty haste. It's giving things a queerish twist to
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. When I've to take a dose of physic, I don't play round because it's
- got a filthy taste. I get it down.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But it's my physic, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'll do as you're told.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'm sure I'll try to make you a good wife, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. If it comes to the worst, I'll try and all. But we might both try
- and make a mess of it for all we tried. I'm against this, Martha, and it's
- no good wrapping up the truth. I don't favour it and I can't see sense in
- it at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've gone a bit too far to talk like that, my lad.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I wouldn't say I'd gone at all, not knowingly, I mean. It's happened
- like, somehow, and I'll say this much or brast for it. It'll be the
- mistake of your life, Martha. I'm not cut out for a husband of yours. If
- ever you get wed&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She's wedding you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I don't favour it. I've as good a right to my opinion as
- anybody else and I say it's not fair doing to Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Is Martha all you're thinking of?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There's me as well, and I tell you what I told you down in Bealey's
- shop. I'm always one to take the short road out of trouble and I'm ready
- to oblige you. But I don't like it and the more I think about Martha the
- worse it looks to saddle her with me. Martha's the helpless sort and I'm
- the helpless sort and you don't make two soft people into strong by
- wedding them together. She'd try to lean on me and I'd try to lean on her
- and there'd be nothing there to lean on. It's like trying to make weak tea
- strong by watering the pot. Martha'll only wed with trouble when she weds
- a gormless chap like me, and I don't favour it. I see no sense in it at
- all, and it's no use saying I do, because I don't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And I don't see the sense in doing things to please Joe
- Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm doing this to please myself, not him. What are you waiting for,
- Wrigley? You've got your answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I dunno.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then don't wait. If you want to see Mr. Andrews, it's a good time to
- catch him now before his lunch.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Come along.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley and Martha move towards door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Paul! You're going to have me called in church?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's the usual place.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Me and Martha Wrigley! And everybody listening!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Take him with you, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>going slowly</i>). Well, I don't favour it at all. I'll do my
- best for Martha, but I'm a silly best for any girl. I've got no heart in
- this.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning goes up towards Zack. Paul stops her with a gesture. Exit
- Zack, after Wrigley and Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>turning angrily.</i>) You're crossing me in this. I've
- not said much so far because there's time to stop it yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You won't want to stop it, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Won't I? I'm not particular fond of Zack, but he's my son as
- much as you, and I've no taste to see a Munning standing up in church with
- a daughter of Joe Wrigley's.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've just two things to say to that. The first is that you started
- it with joking about marriage, and the second's what you're planning now
- for Virginia and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I've had that talk with her.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well? Is it right?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It isn't right, and it was very wrong. I've got her coming round. No
- more than that. But this affair of Zack's chimes in with what we want.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's Zack to do with her?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's where the queerness comes. What do you think, mother?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm getting past all thought to-day.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She'd him in mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack! Well, I don't know! What's Zack been doing that takes
- her fancy?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Did you ever know Zack do anything? Oh, she told me one thing. He's
- been putting flowers in her room.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. In her room! The impudence.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I put those flowers there. You understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You? Oh, I see.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And I'll tell you something else. She thinks the weddings have got a
- better name because Zack's going to them now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. But Zack does nothing but break things when he goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm telling you what she thinks, not what we know. She's got a fancy
- picture of him in her mind, and while it's there, she'll never marry me.
- That's why he'll marry Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm not at ease about it, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Whose scheme was it for me to marry Jenny? Mine or yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It's mine, I know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then you shouldn't scheme if you're not prepared to put things
- through. I am prepared. I didn't think seriously of this until you set me
- on. But now I'm on, I'm on, and it'll not be Zack will stop me, neither.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll have to set them up.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That won't cost much.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll never bear the sight of Zack living along of Martha in
- the village here.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We might get over that. It's costing something, but there'll be
- Virginia's money soon, and so&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's in your mind?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A clean sweep, mother. Getting rid of them. It's much the best.
- Zack's never any use to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Get rid?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We'll emigrate them when they're married.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're thinking fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Leave it to me, mother. I'll arrange it. Yes. It's all plain sailing
- now. Zack married and in Canada, and me and Jenny here with you. I'll see
- that steamship agency at Bollington to-morrow and find out the cost.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- What on earth&mdash;&mdash;-? You've never seen Mr. Andrews in this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Then what do you mean by coming back?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I wasn't satisfied we were doing right, Paul, and I got a
- notion as I went along with Joe and Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A notion?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I made my mind up I'd consult somebody before it got to doing things
- so final as the banns.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But we've decided.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know you have, but I'm still doubtful, and I thought I'd ask
- Virginia to tell me what to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Ask Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. Tell her all about it and just see what she advises me to do.
- I've a great respect for her opinions.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. More than you have for ours?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I can't say that until I know what her opinion is.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She'll be disgusted with you.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'll keep your foolishness to yourself, Zack, do you hear?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm hard put to it to see I have been foolish, Paul. Virginia will
- tell me, I expect.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Where have you left Joe Wrigley? At the Vicarage?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No. At the "Bunch of Grapes."
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. The "Bunch of Grapes"! The crazy fool. Drinking when he'd a job like
- this to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose he'd have a drink.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh, yes, he'd money for that. They've never any money, but there's
- always some for drink.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It wasn't his fault,|Paul. I gave it him,
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You! Where did you get money from?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I gave him sixpence that Paul gave me this morning for a birthday
- present.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul gave you sixpence!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes, I did, as it happens. For a purpose, though. (<i>Turns on Zack.</i>)
- What gets me is Joe Wrigley's letting loose of you at any price.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I gave him an explanation of that. I told him I'd forgotten
- something important.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. And he believed you for sixpence?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I <i>had</i> forgotten something, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's that you're hiding behind you all this time?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'd forgotten these. (<i>He discloses a small bunch of roses.</i>)
- They're wild roses from the hedge and I came back to put them in
- Virginia's room when she's not there, same as I have done every day, only
- I'd forgotten them this morning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You can just leave off doing it then. Virginia's room! Have
- you no sense of decency?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sure she likes them, mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>anxiously</i>). She never told you so?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, but I've seen her smiling at me and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She may well smile. Your ways would make a cat laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll&mdash;I'll throw the flowers away. (<i>He turns towards door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Give me those flowers! (<i>Following him to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Go back and get your business done.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Virginia from the house. She has a small parcel. There is a
- conflict of wills at the street door. Then Zack steps into the room again.
- Paul closes the door. Virginia notices the flowers. She goes towards Paul,
- smiling.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh! You've&mdash;you've caught me this time.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But you needn't look ashamed, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I didn't know I did. I'll&mdash;I'll take them away now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's very sweet of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack watches agape. Paul goes out with the roses.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Now, Zack, I don't think you deserve it, but I brought your
- birthday present down, and here it is. A shaving-set.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sorry, but I haven't got a coin to give you now for luck.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That doesn't matter now.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'd think not, too, with you disgraced. Haven't you got a
- word of thanks for your razor?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes. It's the best gift you could make me, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And you promise me you'll use it, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'll use it right enough. I'll cut my throat with it.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack! He doesn't know what he's saying, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do know, and I mean it, too. (<i>Tearing at paper of the parcel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>dryly</i>). You'd have some trouble, Zack. It's a safety
- razor.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're all against me, all of you, and I don't care what happens to
- me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Zack, listen to me. I'm not against you, though I'm very, very
- sorry for what you've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I haven't done anything and nobody will let me tell you and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Your cousin doesn't want to hear about that, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're trying to stop her hearing and I'm going to tell her now.
- She's got it all so wrong. I know I'm not an angel in trousers, but I'm
- not a wrong <i>'</i>un neither, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That will do, Zack. You've said enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You'll none of you be sorry when I'm dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I should be very sorry, Zack. What is it that you want to tell
- me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Mother won't let me speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm sure she will. She's leaving us together now, so that you
- may tell me what you want to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I doubt it's safe for you, Jenny. He's a bit beside himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's quite the best way, aunt. To let him open his heart to me.
- He'll be much better after that.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'll tell a pack of lies to get the soft side of you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll make all due allowances, aunt, if you will leave me with
- him now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'm loth to, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Then Zack and I will take a walk and he shall tell me as we go.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh, if you're keen set like that, I'll go.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thank you, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>at door</i>). But don't you go believing half of what he
- says.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm wonderful obliged to you, Jenny. I'll get some good advice now.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Sit down and tell me what you want to. Zack. I dunno where to
- begin. It's so mixed up. But I'm not a desperate bad lad, Virginia. I'm
- really not. Virginia. No. Begin at the beginning, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's like this, Jenny. On the day you came, Martha Wrigley came here
- to let us know her father had broke his arm, and I&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>The street door opens violently and Wrigley enters. Silently he goes
- to Zack and points to door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm busy just now, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Are you coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;&mdash; Yes, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>stopping Zack as he goes</i>). I want Zack, Mr. Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You can have him when I've done with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Mr. Wrigley, I ask you as a favour.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm sorry to disoblige a lady, but my affair comes first.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think not.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Let me go with him, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. But, Zack, you were going to tell me&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I know. But he'll only argue, and I do hate argument. It wouldn't be
- any good, Virginia. My luck's dead out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>by door</i>). Come on.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Joe. Oh, what a birthday!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley and Zack go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- ACT III
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>The parlour as Act I. The time is seven o'clock on a sunny evening
- three weeks later. The stage is empty. Then Martha opens a door, looks in,
- enters, comes c., hesitates and sits. She is dressed in her best and looks
- like a country servant girl on a Sunday evening. She carries a small
- handbag. Sally enters from house.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>crossing and pulling up short on seeing Martha</i>). Well, I
- never did see the like of you, Martha Wrigley. Strolling in and sitting
- you down as if you owned the place. Martha. Are you speaking to me?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not addressing my remarks to the table. Martha (<i>with great
- hauteur</i>). I believe I'm speaking to Mrs. Munning's kitchen-maid.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Kitchen-maid! I'm a lady-help. And you couldn't get a job at
- cleaning steps yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I want some of your impudence, my girl. Sally. Impudence! From me
- to you! I've known when you came begging a slice of bread from my lunch
- when we were at school, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Times change, don't they, Sally? I'm sitting in the parlour now,
- and your place is in the kitchen. You'll keep it, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You know very well I'm only obliging Mrs. Munning temporarily.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I know you're idling your time in here and if you don't want me to
- show you up to Mrs. Munning for a dawdling slouch, you'll keep the sweet
- side of me.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You do think you're some one because you're going to marry Zack. It
- might be Mr. Paul the fuss you make.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>rising</i>). It's a pity that folk can't control themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. If that's meant for me, let me tell you I never lost control of
- myself in my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. If the cap fits you can put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. You'll please to tell me what you mean by that, Martha Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Everybody knows you'd hopes of Zack yourself. You're only showing
- your jealousy.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Me jealous of you! You'll take that back. Do you hear? You'll take
- that back.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Not me. It's a well-known fact.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Who says?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I say.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Then I call you a liar. You're a liar, and a mean, spiteful
- spitting cat, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha gives back before her. Zack enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Hullo, Martha. I just came in here for a bit of a sit-down. I favour
- a spell of peace and quiet at the close of the day.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>He just touches Martha without affection in passing and sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. And all day too.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You hold your hush, Sally Teale. Am I to come in here to be
- insulted by your servant, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Nay, I've got no servant that I ever heard of.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Eh, Martha, Sally's a decent body. She'd never insult nobody.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Are you going to take her side against me? Zack. I've not seen
- anything to take anybody's side about as yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. She says I'm jealous and she'll take it back.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I won't. As true as true, you are.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You are.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack rises, comes between, puts finger in mouth and whistles.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm not.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's enough, lass. Whistle's gone. I'm referee and I look at it
- like this. You can't both be right.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. No, I'm&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And you can't both be wrong.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. She's&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. So it's a draw.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. That doesn't help. She called me a liar. Zack (<i>impressed</i>).
- No. Did you, Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Yes, I did, and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm sorry to hear that of you, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY (<i>contrite</i>). Well, she shouldn't have said&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe she spoke beyond her meaning. You did, didn't you, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I spoke hasty.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>to Sally</i>). And you answered hasty, didn't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I might.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I thought so. Haste! It's the cause of half the trouble in the
- world. I never hurry. It's a principle with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>tearfully</i>). Zack, I'm sorry I put on airs. I won't do it
- again. (<i>Comes to him. He puts arm round her</i>).
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'll&mdash;I'll not lose my temper again, Zack. (<i>Comes to him.
- He puts his other arm round her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. There, there, Martha. There, there, Sally. I never did believe in
- arguing. It's wear and tear for nothing, and&mdash;&mdash;-
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia and Mrs. Munning enter, Virginia in light dress, with hat and
- gloves.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Going in for being a Mormon, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, mother. I dunno how it is, cousin Virginia, but the awkwardest
- things do keep happening to me. I was only reconciling them like.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You haven't done the bedrooms for the night, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'm on my way there now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll arrive a lot sooner if you'll try going upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally is about to reply, thinks better of it and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm the unluckiest chap alive, Virginia. I'd give the world to have
- you thinking well of me, and things fall out wrong road every time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That'll do, Zack. Martha's waiting to speak to me. What is
- it, Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>opening her bag</i>). This is what I came in for, Mrs. Munning.
- Your invitation to the wedding. Oh! (<i>She drops some cards.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Pick them up, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack picks them up.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I thought Zack and me might go round tonight delivering them.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack, on his knee picking up cards, reverently kisses the hem of
- Virginia's skirt.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Oh yes. (<i>Sharply.</i>) What are you doing, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>scrambling up</i>). Picking up cards. (<i>Giving them to Mrs.
- Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, you've had cards printed. (<i>Returns cards to Martha.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. They are stylish, aren't they? (<i>Giving a card</i>). That's
- yours, Mrs. Munning. And I brought you one, Miss Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Thanks.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Waste of money.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. You can't be genteel without spending a bit of money. A wedding's
- a wedding, Mrs. Munning, and folk have to spread themselves sometimes. Are
- you ready, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not so anxious, Martha. It'll mean a lot of walking.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I suppose you'd rather good money went on postage?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. All right, mother. I'll go. Only you know, Martha, you're tying this
- knot firm. A printed card's an awful binding thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. My father's got to see there's no mistake.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. He's doing pretty well so far.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Yes. My wedding-dress is coming home tonight, too. I'll show it
- you if you like.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>swallowing, then</i>), I'm like a cat on hot bricks till I see
- that dress.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha and Zack go out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Poor Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Fools pay for their folly. Did you come down for your walk
- with Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. It's about the usual time.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He'll be late this evening. He'd to go to Bollington this
- afternoon, but he'll bring you back a fairing, Jenny. He mostly went on
- your account.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. On mine?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul's fretting because the roses he's putting in your room
- each day aren't good enough for you. He's gone to Bollington to see if he
- can't find better at the flower shop there.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>coldly</i>). He needn't have troubled, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Paul doesn't count it trouble to do things for you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So he's told me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, truth's truth, and I'm not bound to hide it. He's
- missed his proper bedtime every night with seeking roses here to suit him.
- They've got to be so fine and large before they'll do for Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally enters with a vase of very faded roses in her hand.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. Do you want these leaving in your room any longer, Miss Virginia?
- They're that faded and done they'll stink the place out soon.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I think they might be thrown away now, Sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. I'd think so, too. Been there a week if it's a minute. Some one
- used to change them every day, but they've seemingly got tired of the job.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Put them away, please.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally nods and goes out.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>making the best of it</i>). I didn't know he'd given it
- up here altogether.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I expect he preferred a proper night's rest, aunt.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not he. But that's Paul all over. If he can't get the best
- he'll have none. Look at the engagement ring he gave you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. It's&mdash;an engagement ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Ah, but you're like myself, Jenny. You don't value things
- for their appearance, but for what they mean to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>doubtfully, fingering the ring</i>). Yes.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Paul enters, with hat and coat on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Good evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Why, you're sooner than I expected.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well, I've settled it. I've done my business. I've got them mother.
- How are you, Jenny? (<i>Comes round and kisses her.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you brought them with you, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'll show you. Let me get my coat off.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. The roses, I mean.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>blankly</i>). Oh the roses.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING (<i>quickly</i>). They'll be sending them, I suppose.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm just going upstairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You needn't run away from him the moment he comes back.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. But I shan't be going out for a walk to-night, aunt. I'll
- take my hat off. (<i>Exit Virginia.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Have you no sense at all? Couldn't you tell her the roses
- were coming?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. They're not.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Not coming? And me just telling her they were all you went
- to Bollington for!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You shouldn't tell her lies. You know they weren't all I went for.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. She liked to think they were. You've got a memory like a
- sieve.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I didn't forget. I went to the shop and asked the price. They wanted
- sixpence each. Sixpence for a single rose. Have you any idea what a lot of
- roses it takes to make a decent-looking bunch?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Will you never get it into your thick head that it's worth
- spending money to gain money?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You've got the spending habit lately. There's no need to spend for
- the sake of spending. I'm engaged to Virginia. What more do you want?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I want you to keep engaged till you're married. You're
- growing careless and neglecting her.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Neglecting! I gave her a kiss just now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That cost you nothing. What made you stop putting flowers in
- her room?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm not marrying a wife to stand at her heels with silly flowers.
- And there isn't a woman on earth worth buying roses for at sixpence a
- bloom.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Virginia's five hundred a year's worth it.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's not. Selling flowers at that price is robbery, and I'll be
- robbed by no one. Look at Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That won't last long.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You're right. It won't. Zack will be married on Wednesday and off to
- Canada on Saturday. Just let Joe Wrigley come here after that. I'll teach
- him something.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You've got their tickets?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>showing them</i>). I told you I had.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Steerage, I see.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Of course they're steerage. Why, do you know we've to give them a
- matter of ten pounds before they'll let them load?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, we have to start them off with something, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Ten pounds isn't something. It's a thundering lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. In a good cause.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A good cause is a better cause when it's cheap, and this is coming
- out a bit expensive.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Enter Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What is it, Sally?
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. The door bell, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Sally crosses and exit.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. An order, if we're lucky.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, you are lucky, lately, aren't you? Everything you can
- think of <i>'</i>s going right, (<i>Sally re-enters.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- SALLY. It's Mr. Wrigley and some friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Wrigley enters with Thomas Mowatt and Harry Shoe-bridge. Mowatt is a
- fat, red-faced dairyman and Shoe-bridge is a farmer, tall, with brown face
- and mutton-chop whiskers. Wrigley has a large jug of ale and puts it on
- table.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Good evening, Mrs. Munning. Come in, Thomas, Harry. You see, Mrs.
- Munning, you've been so amazing good to me lately over a bit of supper at
- nights that I thought I'd bring a friend or two this time to test the
- vittles.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Ay, and you needn't tire your tongue with welcoming words. I can
- read your genial thoughts. And knowing you hadn't got it here, we brought
- our own ale with us. (<i>Lifting jug.</i>) It's a real drop of stimulant
- is this. Now sit down, Thomas. There you are, Harry. (<i>Places chairs.</i>)
- Well, now what shall it be? (<i>Sits.</i>) Seeing we're unexpected like, I
- think a bit of bread and cheese, eh Thomas?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. It'll go sweetly with the ale.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. So it will. Bread and cheese, Mrs. Munning. I'd not say "no" to
- biscuits myself.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>advancing</i>). Joe Wrigley&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Eh, Paul, I didn't just notice you, but you're the man we want.
- We've really come on business, but we'll get on better when we're
- fortified with a bite and a sup. You know what Thomas and Harry are, don't
- you?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>surrendering</i>). You'd better get the bread and cheese out,
- mother.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning goes reluctantly and opens door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Sally! Sally!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Mrs. Munning.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. That's right, Paul. When the Executive Committee of the Little
- Hulton Savings Club pay a call upon you it's a matter of common sense for
- you to make them feel at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mr. Mowatt and Mr. Shoebridge are on the Executive and they're
- welcome here, but you&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm on as well.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Since last night.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. As you say, Harry, since last night. I'm coopted under rule 17.
- Cost me a gallon of beer, but I'm co-opted. We're the Executive and we're
- here on a matter of business concerned with the work of the Society.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>with deference</i>). What can I do for you, Mr. Shoebridge?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Mrs. Munning and Sally enter. They put food and glasses on table.
- Wrigley pours ale. They eat and drink during the ensuing. Exit Sally.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. You do the catering for our annual picnic, and there's a resolution
- standing on our minute book, recommending our members to employ you at
- times of private merrymaking. Thank you, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. We've done all catering for your members at contract prices for many
- years.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. That's so. And no one likes to break an old connection without
- warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Break?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. I reckon first to last you've made a pretty penny by us.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure our charges to you are moderate, Mr. Mowatt.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. They'll do. They'll do&mdash;so long as you're giving us what we
- want.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. It's not the charges that we're here about exactly.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Then what is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. I'm telling you as fast as I can. This is a tasty bit of cheese,
- Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Aye. I thought you'd relish it. It's full-flavoured but it
- doesn't rasp the tongue. It's mellow.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Meller's a great word, Joe. I like things to be meller. I like
- meller women and meller cheese and meller ale and meller festivals.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Did you go to see Mr. Abbott married the other day?
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Did I go? I'd say so. That was a proper meller occasion.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. It was that. Mellow right through. He married his wife with port
- wine, did Mr. Abbott.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. I'm not partial to port wine myself. I favour ale at all times and
- all occasions. Ale's a beverage.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. And Mr. Abbott's wedding isn't the point to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. It was a meller wedding and we want things meller always.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. That's it in a nutshell, Mr. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'm sure we make no differences, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Oh yes, you do. You may not know it, but you do. You have two sorts
- of catering, and our members want the best, or the Executive will pass a
- resolution advising all to patronize Wilson's of Norton.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I hope you won't do that, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, if you want to keep our connection, you'll have to do the
- thing our way.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But you don't tell us what your way is. What is it we do wrong?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. I'm coming to it, lad. I'm going to touch the spot. From what we
- hear, your Zack's a-wedding Martha Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Well, I've nowt against it. Martha's doing unexpected well, but if
- Zack's satisfied I'm sure I am. But Joe Wrigley tells me that it doesn't
- stop at that, and being her father he ought to know. You want to emigrate
- them off to Canada. Now where's the sense in that?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It seems best to us.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. Well, I think it's rotten.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You must allow us to be judges.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I think that's our business and nobody else's.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY (<i>pushing back chair and rising</i>). Come on, let's be getting
- over to Wilson's and making our arrangements with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS (<i>rising</i>). Yes, that's the only thing if they're going to
- talk that road.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But I do wish you'd explain. What has Zack's going to Canada to do
- with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. You want a lot of telling. You have two sorts of jollifications
- here. Jollifications with Zack Munning and jollifications without. We want
- them <i>with</i>.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. With Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. He's the difference I've been telling you about.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack is! He never does anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. He does enough. I know what you mean. He's a bit of a fool at doing
- most things is Zack, but he's got a gift for jollifications. I couldn't
- point to where it is myself. Zack's just to come and moon about and drop a
- word into an ear there and take a woman's arm here and the thing's done.
- You might call it a knack he has.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. He mellers things. That's where it is. It's like this, Mrs.
- Munning. You can eat cheese without supping ale to it, but you don't get
- satisfaction. And Paul can run a wedding without Zack being there, but
- it's not hearty&mdash;not what I'd call a jollification. It's stiff and
- hard. No feeling in it. No mellerness.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Zack's got a way with him. He's an artist. If the talk's going
- flat, or anybody recalls a subject that's not fit to be recalled at a
- wedding&mdash;an old quarrel or such like,&mdash;what does Zack do but
- break a plate? and smiles that smile of his, and all's well in a moment.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Well, this is a revelation to me. I don't know what to say.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I do. He'll go to Canada.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Is that your last word?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. No. We'll talk this over, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's gone too far for talking now. I've bought their tickets.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. They'll do to light a fire with.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We'll let you have your answer later, Mr. Shoebridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY (<i>by door</i>). All right, Mrs. Munning. You're wise enough to
- know a hasty temper doesn't pay in business. I could give a good guess at
- your answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I'm not fond of guessing myself, so I'll stay here to get it. I'm
- concerned twice over. As a member of the Executive and as father of the
- bride to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- THOMAS. We'll leave it to you, Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. I reckon you can.
- </p>
- <p>
- HARRY. Good evening, Mrs. Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Good evening to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Thomas and Harry.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I suppose we can put this down to you, Joe Wrigley.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You might be farther out.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd nothing to say against emigrating them when I mentioned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. No, but I thought a lot. I'd a father's feelings, and they went
- too deep for words.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What have you done this for, Joe?
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Two reasons, and I don't know which is bigger of the two. Zack's
- worth good money here. If I'd a mind to ruin your trade I'd let him go,
- and make you find out what you've missed. But that's not Joseph Wrigley's
- way. I kill no geese that lay me golden eggs. And reason number two. Aye,
- and this weighs heaviest. I want the pleasure of knowing they're living in
- the village here and the satisfaction of watching your face look sour and
- sourer for the sight of them. I'll teach you something for sacking me.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia enters, during this speech.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you, Joe? You've given me two reasons why you think you will.
- I'll give you two why you won't.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You will?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Be careful, Paul. (<i>She puts hand on his arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL (<i>shaking her off</i>). The first's Zack isn't married yet to
- Martha and the second is he isn't going to be. Their engagement's served
- my purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What was your purpose, Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Oh! I didn't see you, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Never mind her. You're speaking to me. Zack shall marry Martha or
- I'll make your name a stink in Little Hutton.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Get out.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. You'll eat a lot of dirt for this, Paul Munning. Banns called and
- wedding fixed and people asked. (<i>By door, then turns</i>). Is Zack to
- marry Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. He's not.
- </p>
- <p>
- WRIGLEY. Then the band is going to play and, by George, I'll make you
- dance to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exit Wrigley.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>quietly</i>). You must tell me what this is, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. It's Joe Wrigley making a mistake. Thinks he can bounce me, does he?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'd better be careful, Paul. Joe Wrigley's one thing when
- he's one of our men, but he's another now he's got on that committee.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. I'd like to wring his neck. The cunning swine.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Zack's not to go to Canada.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. All right. He's not. I'll go to Bollington tomorrow and get the
- money back on the tickets. But he shan't marry Martha either. I'll get
- even with Joe Wrigley there.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What does Zack say?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack? What's Zack to do with it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's his marriage, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Zack <i>'</i>ll do as he's told. He wasn't marrying her because he
- wanted to.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Why was he marrying?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Because I wanted it. I don't want it now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We're in a ticklish corner with Joe Wrigley, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do you want me to hold my hands up to Joe Wrigley?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll take care what you do? I don't want my business
- damaged worse than it is.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. <i>Your</i> business?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. It is my business, I believe. You're only my manager, and I
- warn you to be careful or I'll set about making a change. I've learnt
- something to-night.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So have I.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother, you don't believe Joe's tales of Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'd not believe a sacked man's tales of anything, but I
- believe Mowatt and Shoebridge, and I know who it is they want at the
- weddings. It's been a shock to me to find they favour Zack, but it's Zack
- they want and Zack they're going to get.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. A nice mess he'll make of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. That remains to be seen. He's never had his chance till now,
- but he's just as much my son as you are, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes, he was just as much your son when you neglected him and
- kept him down and gave Paul all your love. And just as much when you and
- Paul let Zack walk into Wrigley's trap and never raised a hand to save
- him, and when you schemed to send him out to Canada to save your pride
- from being hurt, and when you changed your mind about him now&mdash;not
- from regret or any love for Zack, but when you found your business would
- do better with him here. Oh, I've been stupid too. I let myself be blinded
- by the dust you both threw in my eyes, but I'm not blinded now and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Will you be quiet, Virginia?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. If I made a mistake; Jenny, I've owned to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You've owned to it! Does that make up to Zack for all the years
- you've slighted him, for the chances that he might have had and Paul has
- robbed him of? For&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Robbed! I think you're forgetting whose ring you're wearing on your
- finger.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Your ring? Yes. There's your ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She takes it off and throws it at him. Zack and Martha enter. Martha
- is in a stupidly elaborate wedding-dress. The ring misses Paul, hits Zack
- and falls.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I think I heard something drop.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. I've dropped Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Jenny!
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You might have damaged that ring badly. It cost me thirty shillings.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You are having an expensive time, lately.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA (<i>picking up ring</i>). Oh, it's a beautiful ring.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Yes. Give it to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. Put it on, Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. What!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Put it on.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Martha puts it on.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Do you like the look of it on your finger?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA It's a vision.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Is it? Do you like the man that goes with that ring?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's my ring, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm quite aware of that. Do you like Paul, Martha? Will you take
- Paul Munning for your lawful wedded husband?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm not very quick at thinking, Virginia, but I think you're getting
- things mixed up like.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. She's gone mad.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Have I aunt?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't know, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You do know. You know Joe Wrigley has the power to ruin you
- unless Martha becomes Mrs. Munning. She's going to become Mrs. Munning,
- but not Mrs. Zack Munning.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I've passed my word to Martha. We've had banns called in church.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are you in love with Martha, Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Are you or are you not?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You do ask the awkwardest questions, Virginia.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's good enough for me. Martha, it's a pity to waste that
- wedding-dress. Would you rather marry Zack or Paul?
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I've never dared to lift my eyes as high as Mr. Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's not so high. Stand on a chair if it'll make you feel
- easier. It's like this, Martha. Paul's missing something by not marrying
- me, but there's a matter of five hundred pounds that I'll give him in the
- vestry on his wedding-day with you. Of course if he doesn't marry you
- there's no five hundred pounds, and there is your father.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And a new manager for my business too.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So you've got it all three ways, Paul. Martha, you needn't be
- afraid. Canada with Zack was the riskiest gamble a woman ever thought of,
- but England with Paul is something solid. You'll have friends to Watch you
- and to watch Paul, too.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. But&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. That's all right, Paul. You needn't thank me now. And if you'd
- like to take Martha out for a walk, I shan't prevent you.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Me walk through Little Hulton by the side of Mr. Paul! Oh, Miss
- Virginia, I'd never have the face.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've told you you're bringing him good money. You give and he
- takes.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Do I take?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Don't you?
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. Mother, have you nothing to say?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. She's come down on the right side of the fence at last, Paul.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I'll not pretend I'm pleased, but it's a way out.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. You'd see me sacrificed like this?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You'll not forget that Martha's in the room, will you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I suppose I'll do wrong thing if I open my mouth, but I'll speak my
- mind for once and chance it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What's the matter, Zack? You didn't want to marry Martha?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I didn't and I did. I've no right to be selfish, and I didn't like
- the thought of it at first. I'm the wrong sort of husband for her as I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very well, then&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Aye. As I am I'm wrong, and I know I'm wrong. But I might not be so
- wrong in Canada. I've never had a chance afore, and this thing's grown on
- me a bit. I've wanted my chance, and it looked like I was getting it. You
- never know what a foreign country will do for a man, and Canada began to
- look a chance to me. I'd hopes of Canada. And now you say I'm not to marry
- Martha, and I'll never get a chance again.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. I'd rather marry Mr. Paul, if he's willing, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. He's willing.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Maybe you're right, Martha. Paul's a bigger man than me and I
- mustn't be selfish. But I'd begun to be hopeful, and I own this is a blow
- to me. I'll go out for a breath of air.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Stay where you are, Zack. Paul and Martha are going out
- together.
- </p>
- <p>
- PAUL. That's advertising it a bit, and her in her wedding-gown and all.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's meant to advertise it, Paul. There's your hat. Give her
- your arm now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MARTHA. Oh, Mr. Paul!
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>They go up to door, arm in arm.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And I'll tell you something, Paul. You're great at talking of
- the cost of things. A pleasant look costs no more than a sour one, so see
- what you can do.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Exeunt Paul and Martha. Virginia closes door.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Now then, aunt, is there anything you'd like to say to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. He's the cause of more trouble than he's worth, and has been
- since the day he was born.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, mother. I knew it must be all my fault some road.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I suppose that way of speaking to him is force of habit, aunt.
- But it's time you changed your habits now. Don't you think you'd feel
- better if you apologized to Zack?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Apologized!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've a belief myself in paying debts.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't owe Zack for much.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Only thirty years' neglect.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You mustn't talk like that to mother, Jenny. You can't expect a
- great soft thing like me to get same care taken of him as she took of
- Paul. You don't treat carthorses like you'd treat a racer.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>to Mrs. Munning, ignoring Zack</i>). So you've nothing to say
- to him?
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. I don't know that I have.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You're leaving quite a lot to me.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. We know what's good for Zack. Some folk don't pay for
- kindness.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Some never get a chance. Zack's had your method long enough.
- We'll try mine now.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And what is yours?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Bring me some hot water and a towel, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Hot water?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. In a jug.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny. I knew there'd be hot water in it somewhere. (<i>Exit
- Zack.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. What's this for?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. A clean start and a clean chin and Zack's first lesson in the
- art of self-respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. Meaning you're going to swell his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No, aunt. Only to shave his beard. I'm going to talk to Zack and
- a lather-brush will be a handy thing to stop his mouth with if he tries to
- answer back before I've done.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Zack re-enters with steaming jug and a towel.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's very hot. I found the kettle on the boil.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. All the better.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>apprehensively</i>). Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. And you think I'll stay here and watch you do it?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Well, aunt, I rather hoped you wouldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- MRS. MUNNING. You're taking charge of things, young lady.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I've come to the conclusion that it's time. (<i>Mrs. Munning
- meets her eye, quails and goes out.</i>) Zack, go upstairs and bring me
- down the birthday present that I gave you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's not upstairs, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Where is it, then? I want it.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I keep it in my pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No wonder your coat fits like a sack. Give it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You're not going to take it off me because I didn't use it, are you?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm going to use it. Sit down. (<i>She pushes him into chair and
- puts towel round his neck.</i>) Tell me why you carried this about with
- you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's because I&mdash;&mdash;&mdash; (<i>hesitates.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Well?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Because you gave it me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I gave it you for use. Keep still now. (<i>She trims his beard
- with scissors.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny. I know, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. They're
- too grand for using on the likes of me. Oh! (<i>She deliberately pricks
- him.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. What is it?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You ran the scissors into me. It doesn't matter though.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She pricks again.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- Oh, Jenny, that did hurt a bit.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I meant it to. Don't you dare to say it doesn't matter when
- you're hurt or I'll hurt you again.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. No, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>She turns to table and makes lather.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. And when I give you anything and tell you to use it, you won't
- imagine it's too grand for you. You'll use it; (<i>Her back is still
- turned to him. He fingers the stubble on his chin and nervously holds the
- chair-arms, watching her timorously.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>turning with lather-brush</i>). Very well. Now I can start
- talking to you. (<i>She holds brush poised. He eyes it.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've not done badly up to now for a non-starter. (<i>She puts
- brush in his mouth</i>). Oof!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>lathering</i>). If you open your mouth again unless I tell
- you to, that's what you'll get. Now, Zack Munning, who do you think you
- are? (<i>Stands from him</i>). You may answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well I suppose I'm&mdash;&mdash; I dunno. I'm nobody much.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>approaching and lathering</i>). You can't answer. Then I'll
- tell you. You are not nobody. You're a person of considerable importance.
- For one thing, you're the mainstay of your mother's business. When you go
- to weddings, they're liked, and when you don't they're disliked. Paul is
- not popular. You are. You may speak.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You've no right to run down Paul like that, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'm not running him down. I'm putting him in his place in
- comparison with you. Now, is that understood? You're of more value here
- than he is.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Oh, but, Jenny&mdash;oof! (<i>He gets the brush in his mouth.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. If you like a mouthful of soap at every word I utter you can
- have it. If you don't, sit quiet and listen. Where was I coming to? Oh
- yes. Martha Wrigley. You didn't love her, Zack. Why did you let them force
- her on to you?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do hate argument, Jenny. Paul argued and Joe argued and he's a
- powerful voice for arguing has Joe, and so I just said "yes" to make an
- end of it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>taking razor</i>). You'd better turn round to the light now.
- I don't want to plough your face. Carry the chair to the window.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Sit down and let me see what I can make of you. (<i>She shaves.</i>)
- You just said "Yes" to save yourself the trouble of saying "No" and never
- thought of anybody else but Paul and Joe.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>moving in protest</i>). Oh yes, I did, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>alarmed</i>). Be careful, Zack. I don't want to cut you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I did think of some one else.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Who?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I thought of Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Never mind Martha.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I must mind her. She looked to me for consolation did Martha,
- and I don't think Paul's as good at consoling a wench as I am.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Oh? So we've found something we're better at than he is, have
- we?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I'm bound to think of Martha's feelings, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Martha's parading the high street with Paul. Her feelings are
- all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. My conscience isn't easy about her, Jenny. We've been called in
- church together and&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>holding out razor</i>). And you can finish shaving by
- yourself.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But I don't know how. I've never used a razor in my life.
- </p>
- <p>
- (<i>Virginia puts razor on table. Zack rises, half shaved.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's time you learned.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. You were getting on so well.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. So were you till you began to talk rubbish about Martha Wrigley.
- Go and ask her to finish shaving you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Have I said anything to offend you, Jenny?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Have you said&mdash;&mdash;? You think a lot about other people,
- Zack. Do you never think of me?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. I do that. But it's not the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. The same as what?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. It's common thinking when I think of them. When I think of you it's
- something a bit special. It's thinking with my hat off, like going into
- church. It's Sunday best and I couldn't bring myself to talk of it the
- same way as I'd talk of them. It's not for talking of at all. It's
- holylike. That's why I haven't mentioned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>takes up razor. Zack flinches</i>). Sit down again. I'll
- finish shaving you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Will you, Jenny? (<i>He sits.</i>)
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Yes. Don't talk or you'll get cut. Now listen, Zack. Martha
- Wrigley's getting what she wants. She's marrying Paul and she'll be the
- proudest woman in the place. So you can put her out of mind. If you want
- to say "good-bye" to her, you can go and say it when I've finished shaving
- you. Only you'll say it in words. You're a bit too free with your
- consolations, and I've not shaved you for Martha Wrigley to have the
- benefit of your virgin chin. You've finished with her, Zack, you
- understand?
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Yes, Jenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Very well. Now you can get up and look at yourself in that
- glass.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>peering into glass in lid of shaving set</i>). Why, Jenny, I'd
- not have known myself. Is yon lad me?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's you.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, I tell you what, Jenny, if I'd met that face in the lane on
- anybody else but me, I'd have said he wasn't a bad looking chap at all.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. It's not a face you're meeting in the lane. It's your face.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. That's the surprising part about it. Why, it's very near worth
- taking the trouble to shave every day.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. I'll see you take the trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. And I'll look like this every day!
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You will.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, but if that's so, and I'm free of Martha, why.... No. I'm
- getting ahead too fast.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Not you. Take another look at yourself if you're afraid about
- anything.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>looking</i>). I'm pretty near good-looking enough to chance it.
- Dang it, I will chance it, and all&mdash;No. No. I'm not quite bold enough
- for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA (<i>holding glass in front of him</i>). Look again.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Well, you can't eat me anyhow. Jenny, I've got a heap of love for
- you. I've loved you since the day I met you, and I've been the miserablest
- chap on earth because of what's been happening since. Things always do go
- wrong with me, and they've been going the wrongest road they could, but,
- by gum, there's just a chance to put them right this time, and I'll dash
- at it if I'm hanged for it. Jenny it's the most bowdacious thing to come
- from me to you, but I'm wrought up to point and I've got to speak or bust.
- Will you have me, lass?
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. Kiss me, Zack.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. But&mdash;but&mdash;do you mean to say you'll&mdash;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. You great baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK (<i>embracing her</i>). Eh, I could hug you till you broke. Love?
- Love's the finest state of man. I'm&mdash;I'm&mdash;&mdash; No. There
- aren't words made for this. Its too tremendous big for words. Jenny, it's
- true? You're not&mdash;You're not just playing with me.
- </p>
- <p>
- VIRGINIA. No. It's true. Oh, Zack!
- </p>
- <p>
- ZACK. Jenny! (<i>Kiss.</i>)
- </p>
- <h3>
- CURTAIN.
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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