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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - - - - -Title: The Twins - And How They Entertained the New Minister - - -Author: Elizabeth F. (Elizabeth Frances) Guptill - - - -Release Date: July 19, 2017 [eBook #55154] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - - -***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE TWINS*** - - -E-text prepared by Emmy, MFR, Carol Brown, and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team (http://www.pgdp.net) from page images generously made -available by Internet Archive (https://archive.org) - - - -Note: Images of the original pages are available through - Internet Archive. See - https://archive.org/details/twinshowtheyente00gupt - - -Transcriber’s note: - - Words and phrases in italics are surrounded by underscores, - _like this_. - - - - - -THE TWINS - -and How They Entertained the New Minister - -A Farce - -by - -ELIZABETH F. GUPTILL - - - - - - -Price 10 Cents - -Tullar-Meredith Co. -New York Chicago - - -THE TWINS - -and How They Entertained the New Minister - -A Farce - -by - -ELIZABETH F. GUPTILL - - - - - - -Price 10 Cents - -All Rights Reserved, Amateur Performance Permitted - - -[Illustration: Published By -Tullar-Meredith Co.] -265 West 36th Street, New York 14 W. Washington Street, Chicago - -Copyright 1914, By Tullar-Meredith Co. -International Copyright Secured - - - - -The Twins and How They Entertained the New Minister - - - - -Characters - - Bobby and Betty, the twins. Rev. J. Jones, the minister. - - - - -Scene - -A reception room. Enter Betty and the minister. - -BETTY. (With a grown-up air.) There! Sit right down, and I’ll see -if Mamma’s in. No, not that one, that’s only for show. The leg’s -broken, and it aint got fixed yet. Take the Morris chair. That’s the -one sister’s beaux always sit in. There, now you’re all comfy. I’ll -tell Mamma you’re here, if she’s in. - -REV. J. JONES. Tell her that I am making pastoral calls. I am— - -BETTY. Yes, I know who you are. “I’m the new minister,” you was a -going to say, wasn’t you? - -BOBBY. (Entering.) ’Twas my turn to answer the doorbell, Betty -Forrest. ’Taint fair! You just camp out in the hall to get ahead of -me! You got the book agent, and the Mission Lady, and now you’ve got -the minister. Course you’ll beat! - -REV. J. J. Beat? - -BETTY. You can tell him, Bobby, while I go ask Mamma if she’s in. -Sometimes she’s in when she isn’t, and sometimes she isn’t when she -is, and the only way to be sure you won’t get a whipping for telling -it the wrong way, is to go ask her. She’s in her room, I know, but -maybe she isn’t in. You tell him ’bout the new game, Bobby. (She runs -out.) - -BOBBY. It’s what we call the Caller’s game. Betty made it up. Betty’s -awful smart to think of new things. You see, Thursday afternoon is -Christine’s day out. Say, aint it funny to call an afternoon a day? -And Mamma don’t like to answer the bell herself, ’cause then she -couldn’t be out if she didn’t want to see the one that rung it, so she -made me and Betty do it, ’n course we hated to be bothered—you know -callers are such a nuisance when you’re busy playing, and Betty -shirked and made me do it most all. So Daddy said if she didn’t do her -share, he’d bring home candy, and give it all to me, ’n then Betty she -made up this game. We’ve each got a little book, and we put down which -caller we answer the bell to and get a piece of candy for each caller, -and if there’s more candy than there is callers, we get two pieces for -each one, and now Betty likes to answer it, and she gets the most -candy every time. - -BETTY. (Returning.) That’s ’cause I’m smartest, Daddy says. He says, -“Trust a woman to get the best of a man every time, be they ever so -young.” - -REV. J. J. And what did Mamma say? - -BETTY. She said, “Mercy me! The minister? I suppose I shall have to go -down, or your Father won’t like it.” What are ministers made for? - -REV. J. J. I think I must go. Tell your mother I was sorry not to meet -her. - -BETTY. But you got to see her. She’ll be down soon as she puts on her -hair and squeezes her feet into her new tango slippers. - -BOBBY. Pa says it’s foolish to try to put a number two shoe on a -number four foot. - -REV. J. J. (Rising.) I think I must go now. - -BETTY. If you do, she’ll spank me good, for letting you, after she -said she was in. She told me to entertain you nicely till she came -down. - -BOBBY. I’ll entertain him. Men like men. Do you play poker? - -REV. J. J. Why no, do you? - -BOBBY. No, I aint learned how yet, but I thought you might teach me. -This cunning little table is a card table, and the cards are in this -little drawer. (Takes them out.) And these pretty round things are the -chips. - -BETTY. They look more like Tiddledy Winks. They use ’em ’stead of -money, ’cause Mamma won’t let ’em play for money. That’s gambling. - -BOBBY. They pay the money down town, next day. I know, ’cause I was -with Daddy when he did, and he gave me a quarter not to tell Mamma. -’Sides, Mamma plays Bridge and that’s just as bad, Daddy says. - -REV. J. J. Would they like you to tell me this? - -BETTY. P’raps not, but you won’t tell, will you? It’s right to tell -the minister bad things, ’cause he’ll forgive you if you pay him -something, and you can do it over again. That’s the way Christine -does. She’s a Catholic. Are you? - -REV. J. J. No indeed, my dear. - -BOBBY. (Who has gone out, re-enters with a bottle and glass.) Have -some wine? Daddy always entertains this way. It’s a fine flavor. I -drank a bit from the bottom of a glass once, and ’twas awful good, but -Mamma was mad about it. - -REV. J. J. Put it back, my boy. I never drink. Ministers never do. - -BETTY. My, how thirsty you must get! What do you do when you’ve been -eating salt fish? - -REV. J. J. I don’t care for salt fish. - -BOBBY. Neither do we, but we eat a lot of it when we’re saving up for -a party. - -BETTY. Can you dance the tango? - -REV. J. J. No, I don’t dance. - -BETTY. That’s too bad. Let me show you how. It’s just as easy! Come -on. (Tries to drag him up.) - -REV. J. J. No, I don’t care to dance. - -BETTY. I won’t call you awkward, really. You do it so, you know, -(illustrates) but dancing’s no fun alone, you know. You need a girl to -hug. If you learn with me you can do it with the big lady girls, the -ones that you like best, you know. - -BOBBY. He don’t dance with ’em, he plays tag. - -REV. J. J. Oh no, my boy. - -BOBBY. Mamma said so. Daddy said that all the girls were chasing you, -and Mamma said she guessed that you could do your share of the -chasing, all right. - -BETTY. I know what you like—fast horses, don’t you? - -REV. J. J. Well, I have a horse, of course— - -BETTY. Yes, a real spanker! And a narrow buggy to take the girls to -ride. Say, do you hold ’em in, when you go over the “thank you marms” -and take toll? Daddy said he bet you did. He always used to. He calls -it taking toll when he makes me pay him for candy with kisses. I -s’pose the girls would be afraid to say no to a minister, but -sometimes I say no to Daddy, just to tease him, and he calls me a -little flirt, and takes ’em just the same. - -REV. J. J. Indeed. How old are you, little girl? - -BETTY. I’m eight, ’n so’s Bobby. We’re twins, but I’m the smartest and -the prettiest. Daddy says so. Mamma’s great for bargains, when she’s -shopping, ’n when she bought me, Bobby was throwed in. She didn’t need -a boy, at all, but ’twas a bargain, you know. She bought a five dollar -waist yesterday for four dollars and ninety-five cents. Can you play -the piano? - -REV. J. J. No, can you? - -BETTY. I can play the scale, and “Tell Aunt Rhody,” and when I’m as -big as you, I shall play all the notes. You can’t do much, can you? Is -that why you’re a minister? - -BOBBY. No, it’s ’cause it’s an easy way to earn your living. Daddy -said so. Just stand up in a pulpit and scold the people when they -dassn’t talk back, and have some men pass round plates to get money -for you. They don’t dare not to ’cause folks is looking. Once Daddy -put in a five dollar gold piece by mistake, and he sweared about it -when he got home. - -BETTY. Yes, and last Sunday I put in my chewing gum by mistake and he -spanked me ’cause I sweared about it when I got home. He said “Darn!” -was naughty for a girl to say. Why is it? - -REV. J. J. Because— - -BETTY. Oh, I didn’t ’spect you to tell me. I don’t like to be preached -at. Have you got any s’criptions with you? - -REV. J. J. Prescriptions? I’m not a druggist, nor a physician. - -BOBBY. Sub ones, she means. Mamma don’t like ’em. She hates begging -ministers. She always signs, you know, ’cause she must, but she can’t -afford to give away a whole dollar, or even half a one, ’cause her -clothes are awful ’spensive, and the dressmaker bothers her awfully -with bills. Oh, wouldn’t you like a cigar? (Takes a cigar case from a -stand and passes it.) - -REV. J. J. No indeed. I never smoke, and I hope you never will. - -BOBBY. Oh yes I will. It’s lots nicer than chewing. Just you try. Or -are you ’fraid it will make you sick? It did me, when I tried it, but -I’m going to try a cigarette next time. Taint so strong. P’raps you -better. - -BETTY. You better not. Maybe your Mamma wouldn’t like it. Mamma -spanked Bobby. - -REV. J. J. My dear boy, I sincerely hope— - -BOBBY. Mamma’s coming. - -BETTY. We’ve entertained you good, haven’t we? We haven’t told -anything we ought to not, have we? ’Cause if we have, we’ll get -spanked and sent to bed, when you’re gone. - -BOBBY. If we have, don’t you tell. Be a good sport, and don’t tattle. -Here comes Mamma. - -BETTY. And she’s got her new dress on. We’ve entertained him, Mamma! - -(Minister rises, as lady enters room, hand outstretched.) - - -CURTAIN - - -[Illustration] - - - - -------------------------------------------------------------------- - New York TULLAR-MEREDITH CO. Chicago - - - Our Five Money Getters - - - THE RAG SOCIABLE - - A quaint old fashioned entertainment which is always sure to please. - - Libretto by Edith S. Tillotsen Music by Various Composers - -[Illustration] - -The dialog is very spicy and interesting, and humor and pathos are -beautifully blended in the various musical selections. The characters -include Mrs. Winters and her two daughters Betsy and Maria, Miss -Jemima Rush, Mrs. Bassett, Mrs. Collins, Mrs. Salina Grey, the Allen -twins (elderly), Mrs. Martha Ann Hall, Miss Eliza Hall, Mrs. Jane -Tompkins, Jane Tompkins and Amanda Tompkins. 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Mr. Cole, the Census Taker, has a funny -experience in an attempt to gather the facts required by the -government from Mrs. Almira Johnson, a “cullud lady,” and her young -son Alexander. Three characters only. Time about 10 minutes. Price 10 -cents. - -[Illustration] - -Answering the Phone. Mrs. Courtney and her daughter have a most -trying experience with Nora Flanagan, the new “hired girl,” who in -their absence attempts to carry out the instructions given with -special reference to “answering the phone.” The final situation in -which Nora makes a date with Miss Courtney’s “intended” is ridiculous -in the extreme. 3 females. Time about 15 minutes. Price 10 cents. - -The Twins and How They Entertained the New Minister. They have -a delightful time telling family secrets to the “New Minister,” who -has called for the first time. They explain the necessity of seeing -their mother to find out from her if she is “In,” for so often she is -“Out” when she is “In” and “In” when she is “Out.” 2 Males and 1 -Female. Time about 15 minutes. 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See - <a href="https://archive.org/details/twinshowtheyente00gupt"> - https://archive.org/details/twinshowtheyente00gupt</a> - </td> - </tr> -</table> -<p> </p> -<hr class="full" /> -<p> </p> -<p> </p> -<p> </p> - -<!--<span style="white-space:nowrap;"></span> to prevent wrap anywhere in text--> -<!--001.png--> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/cover.jpg" - width="500" height="759" - alt="Cover page" - /> -</div> - -<!--003.png--> -<h1 class="p4">THE TWINS</h1> - -<h3>and How They Entertained the<br /> - -New Minister</h3> - -<h3 class="p2">A Farce</h3> - -<p class="p4 center">By</p> - -<h2 class="no-break">ELIZABETH F. GUPTILL</h2> - -<p class="p4 center"><i class="decoration">Price 10 Cents</i></p> - -<p class="p2 center"><i class="decoration">All Rights Reserved, Amateur Performance</i></p> - -<p class="p4 center"><i class="decoration">Published By</i></p> -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/tullar-logo.jpg" - width="200" height="56" - alt="Publisher logo" - /> -</div> - -<p><span class="street">265 West 36th Street, New York</span> <span class="city">14 W. Washington Street, Chicago</span></p> - -<p class="center"><i class="decoration">Copyright 1914, By Tullar-Meredith Co.</i></p> - -<p class="center"><i class="decoration">International Copyright Secured</i></p> - -<!--004.png--><!--005.png--> -<div class="break"><!--beginning of play--> -<p class="p2 center muchlarger"><strong> -The Twins and How They Entertained -the New Minister</strong></p> -<hr class="c10" /> -<p class="center">Characters<br /> -Bobby and Betty, the twins. Rev. J. Jones, the minister.</p> - -<p class="center">Scene<br /> -A reception room. Enter Betty and the minister.</p> -<hr class="c10" /> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> (With a grown-up air.) There! Sit right down, and I’ll -see if Mamma’s in. No, not that one, that’s only for show. The leg’s -broken, and it aint got fixed yet. Take the Morris chair. That’s the -one sister’s beaux always sit in. There, now you’re all comfy. I’ll -tell Mamma you’re here, if she’s in.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. Jones.</span> Tell her that I am making pastoral calls. I -am—</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> Yes, I know who you are. “I’m the new minister,” you -was a going to say, wasn’t you?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> (Entering.) ’Twas my turn to answer the doorbell, -Betty Forrest. ’Taint fair! You just camp out in the hall to get ahead -of me! You got the book agent, and the Mission Lady, and now you’ve -got the minister. Course you’ll beat!</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Beat?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> You can tell him, Bobby, while I go ask Mamma if she’s -in. Sometimes she’s in when she isn’t, and sometimes she isn’t when -she is, and the only way to be sure you won’t get a whipping for -telling it the wrong way, is to go ask her. She’s in her room, I know, -but maybe she isn’t in. You tell him ’bout the new game, Bobby. (She -runs out.)</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> It’s what we call the Caller’s game. Betty made it up. -Betty’s awful smart to think of new things. You see, Thursday -afternoon is Christine’s day out. Say, aint it funny to call an -afternoon a day? And Mamma don’t -<!--006.png--> -like to answer the bell herself, -’cause then she couldn’t be out if she didn’t want to see the one that -rung it, so she made me and Betty do it, ’n course we hated to be -bothered—you know callers are such a nuisance when you’re busy -playing, and Betty shirked and made me do it most all. So Daddy said -if she didn’t do her share, he’d bring home candy, and give it all to -me, ’n then Betty she made up this game. We’ve each got a little book, -and we put down which caller we answer the bell to and get a piece of -candy for each caller, and if there’s more candy than there is -callers, we get two pieces for each one, and now Betty likes to answer -it, and she gets the most candy every time.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> (Returning.) That’s ’cause I’m smartest, Daddy says. -He says, “Trust a woman to get the best of a man every time, be they -ever so young.”</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> And what did Mamma say?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> She said, “Mercy me! The minister? I suppose I shall -have to go down, or your Father won’t like it.” What are ministers -made for?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> I think I must go. Tell your mother I was sorry -not to meet her.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> But you got to see her. She’ll be down soon as she -puts on her hair and squeezes her feet into her new tango slippers.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Pa says it’s foolish to try to put a number two shoe -on a number four foot.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> (Rising.) I think I must go now.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> If you do, she’ll spank me good, for letting you, -after she said she was in. She told me to entertain you nicely till -she came down.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> I’ll entertain him. Men like men. Do you play poker?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Why no, do you? -<!--007.png--></p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> No, I aint learned how yet, but I thought you might -teach me. This cunning little table is a card table, and the cards are -in this little drawer. (Takes them out.) And these pretty round things -are the chips.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> They look more like Tiddledy Winks. They use ’em -’stead of money, ’cause Mamma won’t let ’em play for money. That’s -gambling.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> They pay the money down town, next day. I know, ’cause -I was with Daddy when he did, and he gave me a quarter not to tell -Mamma. ’Sides, Mamma plays Bridge and that’s just as bad, Daddy says.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Would they like you to tell me this?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> P’raps not, but you won’t tell, will you? It’s right -to tell the minister bad things, ’cause he’ll forgive you if you pay -him something, and you can do it over again. That’s the way Christine -does. She’s a Catholic. Are you?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev.</span> J. J. No indeed, my dear.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> (Who has gone out, re-enters with a bottle and glass.) -Have some wine? <a name="chg1" id="chg1"></a>Daddy always entertains this way. It’s a fine flavor. -I drank a bit from the bottom of a glass once, and ’twas awful good, -but Mamma was mad about it.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Put it back, my boy. I never drink. Ministers -never do.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> My, how thirsty you must get! What do you do when -you’ve been eating salt fish?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> I don’t care for salt fish.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Neither do we, but we eat a lot of it when we’re -saving up for a party.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> Can you dance the tango?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> No, I don’t dance.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> That’s too bad. Let me show you how. It’s just as -easy! Come on. (Tries to drag him up.)</p> - -<p><!--008.png--> -<span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> No, I don’t care to dance.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> I won’t call you awkward, really. You do it so, you -know, (illustrates) but dancing’s no fun alone, you know. You need a -girl to hug. If you learn with me you can do it with the big lady -girls, the ones that you like best, you know.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> He don’t dance with ’em, he plays tag.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Oh no, my boy.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Mamma said so. Daddy said that all the girls were -chasing you, and Mamma said she guessed that you could do your share -of the chasing, all right.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> I know what you like—fast horses, don’t you?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Well, I have a horse, of course—</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> Yes, a real spanker! And a narrow buggy to take the -girls to ride. Say, do you hold ’em in, when you go over the “thank -you marms” and take toll? Daddy said he bet you did. He always used -to. He calls it taking toll when he makes me pay him for candy with -kisses. I s’pose the girls would be afraid to say no to a minister, -but sometimes I say no to Daddy, just to tease him, and he calls me a -little flirt, and takes ’em just the same.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Indeed. How old are you, little girl?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> I’m eight, ’n so’s Bobby. We’re twins, but I’m the -smartest and the prettiest. Daddy says so. Mamma’s great for bargains, -when she’s shopping, ’n when she bought me, Bobby was throwed in. She -didn’t need a boy, at all, but ’twas a bargain, you know. She bought a -five dollar waist yesterday for four dollars and ninety-five cents. -Can you play the piano?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> No, can you?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> I can play the scale, and “Tell Aunt Rhody,” and when -I’m as big as you, I shall play all the notes. You can’t do much, can -you? Is that why you’re a minister? -<!--009.png--></p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> No, it’s ’cause it’s an easy way to earn your living. -Daddy said so. Just stand up in a pulpit and scold the people when -they dassn’t talk back, and have some men pass round plates to get -money for you. They don’t dare not to ’cause folks is looking. Once -Daddy put in a five dollar gold piece by mistake, and he sweared about -it when he got home.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> Yes, and last Sunday I put in my chewing gum by -mistake and he spanked me ’cause I sweared about it when I got home. -He said “Darn!” was naughty for a girl to say. Why is it?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Because—</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> Oh, I didn’t ’spect you to tell me. I don’t like to be -preached at. Have you got any s’criptions with you?</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> Prescriptions? I’m not a druggist, nor a -physician.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Sub ones, she means. Mamma don’t like ’em. She hates -begging ministers. She always signs, you know, ’cause she must, but -she can’t afford to give away a whole dollar, or even half a one, -’cause her clothes are awful ’spensive, and the dressmaker bothers her -awfully with bills. Oh, wouldn’t you like a cigar? (Takes a cigar case -from a stand and passes it.)</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> No indeed. I never smoke, and I hope you never -will.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Oh yes I will. It’s lots nicer than chewing. Just you -try. Or are you ’fraid it will make you sick? It did me, when I tried -it, but I’m going to try a cigarette next time. Taint so strong. -P’raps you better.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> You better not. Maybe your Mamma wouldn’t like it. -Mamma spanked Bobby.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Rev. J. J.</span> My dear boy, I sincerely hope—</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> Mamma’s coming.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> We’ve entertained you good, haven’t we? We -<!--010.png--> -haven’t -told anything we ought to not, have we? ’Cause if we have, we’ll get -spanked and sent to bed, when you’re gone.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Bobby.</span> If we have, don’t you tell. Be a good sport, and don’t -tattle. Here comes Mamma.</p> - -<p><span class="sc">Betty.</span> And she’s got her new dress on. We’ve entertained him, -Mamma!</p> - -<p>(Minister <a name="chg2" id="chg2"></a>rises, as lady enters room, hand outstretched.)</p> - -<p class="p2 center">CURTAIN</p> - - <div class="p4 figcenter"> - <img src="images/flowerlogo.jpg" - width="108" height="51" - alt="Flower logo" - /> - </div> - -</div><!--end of play--> - -<!--002.png--><!--first page ads moved to this location--> -<div><!--start advertisements--> -<hr class="p4 break" /> - -<p class="p2 center muchlarger ls"><strong>Our Five Money Getters</strong></p> - -<p class="center"><strong>THE RAG SOCIABLE</strong><br /> -A quaint old fashioned entertainment which is always sure to please.</p> - -<p class="p0 smaller"><span class="street">Libretto by Edith S. Tillotsen</span> <span class="city">Music by Various Composers</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-02a.jpg" - width="150" height="228" - alt="The Rag Sociable" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller">The dialog is very spicy and interesting, and humor and pathos are -beautifully blended in the various musical selections. The characters -include Mrs. Winters and her two daughters Betsy and Maria, Miss -Jemima Rush, Mrs. Bassett, Mrs. Collins, Mrs. Salina Grey, the Allen -twins (elderly), Mrs. Martha Ann Hall, Miss Eliza Hall, Mrs. Jane -Tompkins, Jane Tompkins and Amanda Tompkins. The list of characters -may be extended ad. lib. to meet local conditions.</p> - -<p class="smaller">A fine entertainment for a class of women or girls, Ladies’ Aid, -Christian Endeavor and Epworth League Societies, etc. <i class="decoration">Price 25 -cents per copy.</i></p> - -<p class="p2 center"><strong>THE OLD DISTRICT SCHOOL</strong><br /> -A Farce In Two Acts (New Version)</p> - -<p class="p0 smaller"><span class="street">Book by <abbr title="William">Wm.</abbr> Danforth</span> <span class="city">Music <abbr title="arranged">arr.</abbr> by <abbr title="George">Geo.</abbr> F. Rosche</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-02b.jpg" - width="150" height="237" - alt="Old District School" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller">This is a burlesque on the district school of 100 years ago. Ezekiel -Simpkins, the teacher, is the central character. His costume is a -tight Prince Albert coat, with brass buttons, or a worn and faded -“claw-hammer” coat; colored vest, cut low; stock collar, with large -black tie; trousers, “high-water,” with a patch of other color on one -knee; well-worn shoes. Bald gray wig and “side” whiskers. The costumes -of the pupils are in keeping with those of the teacher.</p> - -<p class="smaller">The characters all read their lines from the book, so that there is -very little to be memorized and for this reason this work can be -prepared in a very short time. <i class="decoration">Price, postpaid, 50 cents per -copy.</i></p> - -<p class="p2 center"><strong>THE VISION OF HENSEL</strong><br /> -An Evening with the old Songs<br /> -The Old Songs of Childhood, Youth, Love, War and Home<br /> -Libretto by Ellan N. Wood</p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-02c.jpg" - width="150" height="223" - alt="Vision of Hensel" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller">There is no friend like an old friend and after all there are no songs -we love quite so much as the old ones. This Cantata furnishes a -beautiful medium for the introduction of the old songs which we all -know and love. There is just enough libretto to the work to form a -continuous chain of thought throughout, and we know of no Cantata that -will afford such a pleasing entertainment at such a small expenditure -of labor. The book is well worth its price if only to secure this fine -collection of old home songs. Full of sentiment, humor and pathos and -decidedly new and fresh in construction. <i class="decoration">Price, 30 <abbr title="cents">cts.</abbr> per copy, -postpaid; $3.00 per <abbr title="dozen">doz.</abbr>, not prepaid; add 3 <abbr title="cents">cts.</abbr> per copy for -postage.</i></p> - -<p class="p2 center"><strong>THE CHAPERON</strong><br /> -A humorous Operetta in Three Acts</p> - -<p class="p0 smaller"><span class="street">Libretto by <abbr title="William">Wm.</abbr> Danforth</span> <span class="city">Music by <abbr title="George">Geo.</abbr> F. Rosche</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-02d.jpg" - width="150" height="212" - alt="The Chaperon" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller">“The Chaperon” is a humorous operetta designed for church choir and -young people’s societies. It will be found available in all -communities in which seven young men and seven young ladies who sing, -can be found. The music is bright, tuneful, easy to learn and easy to -remember. The dialogue is very witty, clean, wholesome and -entertaining. <i class="decoration">Price, postpaid, 60 cents per copy.</i></p> - -<p class="p2 center"><strong>THE SPINSTERS’ CLUB</strong><br /> -A Humorous Operetta in Two Acts</p> - -<p class="p0 smaller"><span class="street">Libretto by Harriet D. Castle</span> <span class="city">Music by <abbr title="George">Geo.</abbr> F. Rosche</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-02e.jpg" - width="150" height="220" - alt="Spinsters Club" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller">“The Spinsters’ Club” is a humorous operetta designed for church -choirs and young people’s societies. It will be found available in all -communities in which a church choir is found. The music is bright, -tuneful, and yet easy to learn and memorize. The dialogue is witty, -pleasing and entertaining. <i class="decoration">Price, postpaid, 60 cents per copy.</i></p> - -<p class="p2">A returnable sample copy of any of the above mailed on receipt of 3 -cents for postage; to be returned postpaid or paid for in ten days.</p> -</div><!--end first page advertisements--> -<!--011.png--> -<div class="break"><!--start second page advertisement--> -<p class="p4 center muchlarger"><strong>A New Tickler for your Funny Bone</strong></p> - -<p class="p2 center muchlarger"><strong>“CUPID AND THE CHORISTER”</strong></p> - -<p class="center larger">—<strong>or</strong>—</p> - -<p class="center muchlarger"><strong>“Herr Lover’s Dilemma”</strong></p> - -<hr class="c10" /> -<p class="center"><i class="decoration">A Musical Entertainment In One Act</i></p> -<hr class="c10" /> - -<p class="smaller"><span class="street">Libretto by H. MacDONALD BARR</span> <span class="city">Music by CARL F. 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No elaborate -stage setting is necessary, a neat platform with an adjoining room, or -with a door, being the only requisites for its presentation. A piano -should be on the platform.</p> - -<table summary="cast" class="smaller"> -<tr><td class="center" colspan="2">CAST</td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Professor Herr Lover, A little Anxious</td><td class="right" style="width: 5em;"><i class="vocal_part">Tenor</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Xerxes Strong, A little Weak</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Bass</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">F. Sharp, A little Blunt</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Baritone</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Fillup Pipes, A little Big</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Baritone</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">A. Dagio, A little Slow</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Bass</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Prophundo Basso, A little Deep</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Bass</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Ledgoline Topsee, A little High</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Soprano</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Gracie Note, A little Light</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Soprano</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Addaline Crescendo, A little Swell</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Alto</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Miss Keys, A little Inattentive</td><td class="right"><i class="vocal_part">Pianist</i></td></tr> -<tr><td class="left">Jim, The Janitor, A little Noisy</td></tr> -<tr><td class="center" colspan="2">CHORUS</td></tr> -</table> - -<p class="center smaller">THE STORY</p> - -<p class="smaller">Professor Herr Lover has written a cantata, the rehearsal of which he -is to conduct. He has proposed marriage to the leading soprano, -Ledgoline Topsee, but she is afraid he lacks the quality of patience, -and plans, with the aid of her friends who compose the cast, to -utilize the rehearsal to test him in that respect. After tolerating a -series of aggravating interruptions and delays on the part of the -singers, he at last gives away to a burst of angry passion, only to -discover what he has lost by so doing. By a clever surrender, however, -he turns defeat into victory, and the affair ends happily.</p> - -<p class="smaller">This play given by your <em>Church Choir</em>, <em>Young People’s -Society</em> or <em>Ladies’ Aid</em> will prove a financial success -beyond your fondest dream. <em>Someone</em> will give this in your -vicinity. Why not be the first and reap the benefit for <em>your</em> -church or Society?</p> - -<p class="smaller">The price is 75 cents per copy with a small license fee for privilege -of public performance for profit, but we have a special proposition to -offer for its first appearance in each city or town. If interested, -write for particulars with prospectus.</p> - -<p><span class="street"><i class="decoration">Price 75 cents per Copy.</i></span> <span class="city"><i class="decoration">Performing Rights Reserved</i></span></p> -</div><!--end second page advertisement--> - -<!--012.png--> -<div class="break"><!--start last page advertisements--> -<p class="p4 center muchlarger ls"><strong>NEW PLAYS</strong></p> - -<p class="center">By Elizabeth F. 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From start to finish there is nothing but fun.</p> - -<p class="smaller">PART <abbr title="two">II.</abbr> Which represents the last day at the school, when the proud -parents are present to listen to the final examination of the class by -the Supervisor and enjoy the program which is rendered by the pupils. -Part <abbr title="two">II.</abbr> offers an opportunity for about 60 minutes of the finest fun -possible.</p> - -<p class="smaller">“The School at Mud Hollow” may be given in one evening, but for those -who would prefer to make two evenings of it, or to give only one part, -offer the same work announced below under the title of “<cite>The New -Teacher at Mud Hollow School</cite>” and “<cite>The Last Day at Mud Hollow -School</cite>” either of which can be given as a complete entertainment -without regard to the other one.</p> - -<p class="smaller"><strong>The New Teacher at Mud Hollow School.</strong> Being Part <abbr title="One">I.</abbr> of THE -SCHOOL AT MUD HOLLOW. 6 Males and 14 Females. 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Price -25 cents.</p> - -<p class="p2 center muchlarger ls"><strong>FARCES</strong></p> - -<p class="smaller"><strong>Taking the Census.</strong> Mr. Cole, the Census Taker, has a funny -experience in an attempt to gather the facts required by the -government from Mrs. Almira Johnson, a “cullud lady,” and her young -son Alexander. Three characters only. Time about 10 minutes. Price 10 -cents.</p> - -<div class="figcenter"> - <img src="images/i-12c.jpg" - width="150" height="226" - alt="Answering the Phone" - /> -</div> - -<p class="smaller"><strong>Answering the Phone.</strong> Mrs. Courtney and her daughter have a most -trying experience with Nora Flanagan, the new “hired girl,” who in -their absence attempts to carry out the instructions given with -special reference to “answering the phone.” The final situation in -which Nora makes a date with Miss Courtney’s “intended” is ridiculous -in the extreme. 3 females. Time about 15 minutes. 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