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-Project Gutenberg's Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers, by Kate Douglas Wiggin
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-Title: Half-A-Dozen Housekeepers
- A Story for Girls in Half-A-Dozen Chapters
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-Author: Kate Douglas Wiggin
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-HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
-
-A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
-
-By Kate Douglas Wiggin
-
-Illustrated by Mills Thompson
-
-Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
-
-1903
-
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-HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I--BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
-
-|MARCH had come in like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a
-lamb. The pussy willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but
-although it takes a deal to discourage a New England pussy willow,
-they shivered in their brown skins and despaired of making their annual
-appearance even by April Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the
-South, having received private advices from the snow-birds that State
-o' Maine weather, in the present season, was only fitted for Arctic
-explorers. The air was keen and nipping and the wind blew steadily from
-the north and howled about the chimneys until one hardly knew whether
-to hug the warmth of the open fire or to go out and battle with the
-elements.
-
-Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were
-still “young females” when all this happened)--little did they care
-about snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the
-afternoon skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in
-the window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate “_Hoc opus
-hic labor est_” with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or
-the glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber
-boots, muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old
-mink cape), and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in
-mathematics or philosophy!
-
-These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
-cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and
-the “young females” who graced that institution of learning were not
-inconsolable.
-
-Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
-nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning,
-five little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
-presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
-
-Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on
-the minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
-remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
-morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed
-to be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six,
-all told.
-
-The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
-but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great
-dignity in these words:
-
-“Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to
-the ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I
-wish to impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves
-to the afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,” she
-continued, still impressively, “that my highly respected parents are
-both away for the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and
-it occurred to me as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six
-girls should go over and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and
-untrammeled.” Here the tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the
-overmastering enthusiasm of the audience. Cheers and applause greeted
-her. Everybody pounded with whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on
-any article of furniture that chanced to be near.
-
-“Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!” cried Lilia Porter; “a more
-than usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you
-suppose?”
-
-“That's the point,” answered Bell, gleefully. “Here is the letter I have
-just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
-daughter:”
-
- Baltimore, March 6th, 18--.
-
- My dear Child:--We do not like to refuse you anything while
- we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
- insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
- says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
- preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
- fires and lights.
-
- I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
- advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
- your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
- and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
- care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
- perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
- allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
- doubt.
-
- Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
- are still standing.
-
- Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
-
- Father.
-
-“Isn't he a perfect darling!” cried the enraptured quintette.
-
-“I think,” said demure Patty Weld, “that before we permit ourselves to
-feel too happy, we had better consult _our_ 'powers that be,' and see if
-we can accept Bell's invitation.”
-
-“I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,” Bell answered, firmly. “I have
-thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
-Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
-you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
-can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
-only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you
-can get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe.
-Grandmamma lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas,
-and Uncle Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight
-marauders that may happen in to pay their respects.”
-
-So the “Jolly Six,” as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
-to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on
-to her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring
-farmer's daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
-
-The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
-plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
-amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
-confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming
-the sternly practical department best suited to her--meat, vegetables,
-and bread--while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
-little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so
-tender. Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the
-school, with Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the
-beds, tidying of rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and
-Patty Weld, with noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder
-that cross of an old-fashioned girl's life--the washing and wiping of
-dishes.
-
-On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
-Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell,
-who asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
-
-“Du tell, Isabel!--I didn't expect to see you this mornin',--air your
-folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?” asked Miss
-Miranda.
-
-“Oh, no,” laughed Bell; “I'm going to housekeeping myself!”
-
-“Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?” cried Miss
-Jane.
-
-“Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
-over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
-housekeepers and householders.”
-
-“Land o' mercy,” moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. “That Pa o' yourn
-would let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man
-could do sech a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house
-to pieces, I don't see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I
-declare I sha'n't sleep a wink for worrying the whole time.”
-
-“You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,” said Bell, with some spirit. “If
-six girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few
-stoves and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems
-to think nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's
-growing wiser all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as
-bright as those detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.”
-
-“Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
-unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
-key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
-bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
-knows anything about flour food.”
-
-“Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
-for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
-Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
-Topsycat while I am here?”
-
-“Yes, I s'pose so,” said Miss Jane, “though it's been an awful sight of
-work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
-Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the
-first week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters
-every mornin'.”
-
-“I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome
-afterward,” Bell answered, “but you know it's almost impossible to keep
-house without a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the
-moment I arrived, and is waiting at the gate now.”
-
-“I don't agree with you,” said Miss Miranda. “'Blessed be nothin', I
-say, when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went
-next, and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'.
-If you have a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a
-barn full of critters.”
-
-The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
-unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
-
-“We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,” said Bell, with chattering teeth;
-“but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse
-and thaw things out.” This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
-comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using
-only three rooms, all on the first floor--the large, handsome family
-sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
-capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
-the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
-thus making one immensely wide bed.
-
-“There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a
-row, and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I
-certainly am a good contriver,” cried Bell, with a triumphant little
-laugh.
-
-“It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin'
-down in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',”
- rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and
-bred.
-
-The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
-cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
-breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its
-bright drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the
-mahogany extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and
-silver service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room
-made graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and
-placed photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red
-apples just where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
-Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
-filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
-pantry.
-
-“Oh, Grandma,” she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
-bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, “it does look
-lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's
-no danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it
-would burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build
-the fires every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze
-myself daily for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come
-yet!”
-
-“Yes,” said Uncle Harry, “and brought eatables enough for an army--more
-than you girls can devour in a month.”
-
-“You'll see,” said Bell, laughingly.
-
-“You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
-take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
-just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station
-for the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most
-astounding thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,--the
-one he takes to town filled with vegetables,--and I am going to keep it
-for our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care
-for public opinion!” said she, with a disdainful gesture.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II--IN THE FIRELIGHT
-
-|TWO hours later you might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's
-Jerry, with Bell and Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing,
-rosy-cheeked girls warmly tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even
-the sober old sun, who had been under a cloud that day, poked his head
-out to see the fun, and became so interested that, in spite of himself,
-he forgot his determination not to shine, and did his duty all the
-afternoon.
-
-When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,--the cozy
-sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
-so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon,
-and finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one
-corner,--there arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud
-enough to shock the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
-
-“I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
-corner,” said Bell; “but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
-thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is
-too short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for
-apples.”
-
-“Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,” exclaimed Lilia
-Porter. “Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you
-are talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments.
-Shelter before food, say I!”
-
-“Apartments!” sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. “You are very grand in your
-ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!” and
-she threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party
-dramatically in that direction.
-
-“Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,” cried Edith
-Lambert. “Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
-apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be
-given a chair of state.”
-
-“Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,” asked Patty, “why those croquet
-mallets and balls are laid out in file round the beds?”
-
-“Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
-in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!”
-
-“Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all
-to a jelly to begin with?” Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
-
-“That _would_ be rather embarrassing,” answered Bell, with a reflective
-shudder; “I hadn't thought of it.”
-
-“What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
-mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?” asked
-Alice, “and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks
-start supper;” whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up
-a pair of small, stout boots on the fender.
-
-The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
-discouragement.
-
-“I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
-in the house an hour,” said the head cook.
-
-“Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if
-they can. However,” turning again to Alice, “it isn't to be supper, but
-dinner. The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9
-a.m., luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times
-betwixt and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be
-completely under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship
-and Fenton. We cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss
-Forsaith. If time hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own
-branches of housework.”
-
-“If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,”
- cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. “I dare say we shall be half
-starved as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on,
-Bluebell!”
-
-Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have
-made much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so
-formidable were the appetites, and such the merriment.
-
-“Oh, dear,” sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, “I will
-throw off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
-disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with
-the reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a
-solitary one left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded
-and gone, she is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for
-to-night, so the Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our
-one potato into the kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for
-breakfast. Look in the corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,'
-Marion Harland's 'Cook Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The
-Bride's Manual.'”
-
-At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
-noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
-sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
-picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the
-astral lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent
-over “Little Women.” Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort
-of twist, from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were
-straying out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark
-dress, was humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was
-sitting flat on the hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the
-warm occupation of corn popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round
-her face, while Patty Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her
-on a hassock, knitting a “fascinator” out of white wool. These two, so
-thoroughly unlike, were never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so
-inseparable as to be dubbed the “Scissors” or “Tongs” by their friends.
-Alice and Lilia were quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's
-animated expression and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the
-calm face of her antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over
-anything. It was she who carried off all the dignity and took the part
-of presiding goddess of the party. The girls all adored her for her
-beauty and superior age; for she had attained the enviable pinnacle of
-“sweet sixteen.”
-
-“Come,” said Jo, breaking the silence, “let us have refreshments, then a
-good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go
-to bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as
-no one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.”
-
-“Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll
-be,” laughed Bell.
-
-“She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?” cried Lilia.
-
-“Now Lilia,” said Edith, “let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit
-in a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl
-that hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot
-crack an almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up
-the end of the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put
-the tablecloth on crooked, and--oh, dear--now you've stepped in the
-pop-corn,” as Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without
-knocking something over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy
-flight. “You have such a genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at
-once, I think you must be web-footed.”
-
-“Well, that's possible,” retorted the unfortunate Lilia; “I've often
-been told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.”
-
-“Do you realize, girls,” said Edith, after a while, “that we shall all
-be visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this
-repast? I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to
-the fire, so that we can have our good-night chat.”
-
-So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
-lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown,
-the yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers,
-braiding it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles
-in the air, as all young things are wont to do.
-
-“Girls, dear old girls,” said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
-of two minutes; “isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
-How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have
-been put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and
-kindly every day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.”
-
-“It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
-thinking about God's care and goodness,” said Edith, “although it's very
-strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little
-baby playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to
-make the letters into words and spell out things for myself.”
-
-“What a perfect heathen I am,” burst out Jo. “I can't feel any of these
-things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
-says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
-letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for
-that!”
-
-“Look out of the window, Jo,” said
-
-Bell, who was leaning on the sill. “Don't you think if God can make
-out of all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender,
-green, springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a
-wonderful thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the
-frozen earth?”
-
-“Well,” rejoined Jo, dismally, “there's something to begin on out there,
-but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
-signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to
-hear you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.”
-
-“I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,” said Lilia, confusedly
-struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. “There's lots
-of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.”
-
-“Thanks for your encouragement,” said Jo, amid the laughter that
-followed Lilia's peculiar metaphor. “I think if you'll try to handle the
-spiritual bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now
-don't laugh, girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I
-talk in my usual frivolous way.”
-
-“You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,” said her loving champion,
-Patty, “but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was
-it who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
-washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
-church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
-headache?”
-
-“Patty, if you don't desist,” cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
-brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, “I'll throw this at your dear,
-charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a
-story of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as
-hostess, ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it
-will find me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of
-the orchestra.”
-
-“Dear me, I can't begin!” cried Bell, “Nothing ever happened to me
-except going to California and having a double wedding in the family.
-That's the sum total of my adventures.”
-
-“Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh,
-you do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to
-you,” sighed Lilia. “You never seem to have any trials.”
-
-“Trials!” rejoined Bell, sarcastically. “I should think I hadn't.
-Perhaps I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old
-aunty! Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and
-nine, or seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left
-at school while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those
-afflictions?”
-
-“Yes, I do,” answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; “and I'll
-never allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California
-story,--that's a dear,--for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.”
-
-“Oh, well,” said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
-eyes rested on the cabinet, “I'll tell you the story of these;” and she
-took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
-fire. “Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
-'bookish' and romantic as possible.
-
-“Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
-miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
-was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
-Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
-them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in
-the garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
-California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on
-the trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the
-peaches were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where
-the crimson stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.”
-
-“Don't,” cried Jo; “you'll make us discontented with our New England
-apples!”
-
-“We were chatting and eating peaches,” continued Bell, “when the gate
-opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
-The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I
-had heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the
-tribe, and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came;
-for our Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling
-us tales. She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black
-hair, not so coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good
-features, and the prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was
-dressed gaily and handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her
-lovely, bare, brown neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which
-we noticed at once as being very valuable. She stayed there all the
-afternoon under the fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential.
-Mother, meanwhile, had gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls,
-and had taken them from her neck to examine them. At sunset, when she
-went home to her wigwam, she slipped the necklace into mother's lap,
-saying, with her sweet trick of speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you
-takie my beads.' Of course, mother could not accept them, and Eskaluna
-departed in quite a disappointed mood. I remember being sorry that the
-pretty young thing was going to marry the disagreeable, ugly chief. He
-was just as jealous and ferocious as he could be--wouldn't let her
-talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and had shot one man already
-because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.”
-
-A chorus of “Oh's” and “Ah's” interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
-round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a “cruel
-coquette” by a young student at Wareham.
-
-“In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
-that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had
-heard that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered
-whether his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of
-course, and were terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral
-of poor Eskaluna, who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty.
-Nakawa told us the whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it
-was. Her lover, the chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her,
-and on the afternoon she came to our house, he had heard from some
-crafty villain or other (an enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she
-was false, and, instead of intending to marry him, loved a handsome
-young Indian of another tribe, and was planning to run away with him.
-
-“This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
-determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely
-part of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the
-mountain sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San
-Jacinto valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her
-scarlet dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came
-singing along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim
-at the heart that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of
-birds' feathers; shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that
-she fell in an instant, dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the
-helpless old squaw, he escaped into a canon near by.
-
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-
-“The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the
-place just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We
-went close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of
-her beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the
-head of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,--the
-prettiest neck in the world,--lay this charred string of pearls she had
-worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
-squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
-murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he
-was determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at
-the same time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would
-have been much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to
-think of her being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and
-true; and that's the end of my story. Who comes next?”
-
-“Not I, at this hour,” yawned Jo, “but it was a good tale!”
-
-“Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!” said Alice,
-admiringly.
-
-“I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have
-if we go to bed,” murmured Edith from her cozy corner. “Come, it is
-after ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.”
-
-In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking
-in at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a
-row, and the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III--AN EMERGENCY CASE
-
-|THE next morning broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold.
-I cannot attempt to tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and
-ingenious bevy of girls during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite
-neighbor, had kept to her post of observation, the window, very closely,
-and had seen much to awaken scorn and surprise.
-
-“Wa'al, Jane!” said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, “there they go
-ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
-pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to
-laugh so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't
-done up their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and
-they hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship
-is as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.”
-
-Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses,
-for, aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and
-through doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that
-morning, when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window,
-that she believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a
-liberty-pole.
-
-The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the
-evening, their spirits still high and their inventive powers still
-unimpaired, they gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small
-but appreciative. Grandmother was in a private box--the high-backed
-arm-chair in the cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected
-throne made by perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a
-large pair of goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical
-critic for the morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders
-from Mrs. Carter's famous Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young
-schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student earning his college course by odd terms
-of teaching), and Hugh Pennell, his chum and classmate, home on a brief
-holiday, made quite a brave show when seated in three rows, while the
-unaffected laughter, the open mouths, and the staring eyes of “the
-help,” Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah Flagg, who were
-grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
-
-Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark.
-Jo was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly
-funny scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of
-her cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its
-short sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made
-her such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell
-quite laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang “The Last Rose of
-Summer” with all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down
-of eyelids, and kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally
-accompany it when sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally
-greeted with rapturous applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown
-and smoking-cap for male attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice
-Forsaith, rendering it with original Italian words and embraces at the
-end of every measure.
-
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-
-Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
-events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited
-to name them as they followed one another in quick succession,--Eliza
-crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the
-bloodhounds in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble
-Captain John; Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely
-glitter of his eye; and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a
-stern and rock-bound coast, ably represented by the dining-room table.
-As Uncle Harry sat on the table he was obliged to be the center of this
-thrilling scene, which was variously surmised by the audience to be
-the capture of a slave-ship by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a
-tenement-house fire, the killing of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or
-an impassioned attempt to drag Casabianca from the burning deck.
-
-After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the
-kitchen to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
-
-“I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
-warm,” said Jo. “Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
-words!”
-
-“If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,”
- rejoined Bell.
-
-“It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,” said Patty,
-looking in at the door, with a superior air; “Columbus discovered
-America in an open boat.”
-
-“He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,” quoth
-Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
-
-“Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
-night?”
-
-“I did,” replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
-cupboard, and sink. “Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
-other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days
-I propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
-closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
-hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
-twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.”
-
-“I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,” responded
-Jo. “I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look,
-Bell, can this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of
-our parlor boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate
-sensibilities'?”
-
-“I think that it may escape criticism,” laughed Bell. “Cover it with a
-clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
-before it goes in the frying-pan.”
-
-“I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!” sighed Lilia,
-as she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the
-bed, a little later. “I have only two things to trouble me. First: my
-wisdom tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my
-turn to build the kitchen fire in the morning.”
-
-“Console yourself with one thought, my dear,” murmured Bell, drowsily,
-yet sagely. “Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your
-tooth chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the
-fire.”
-
-“Don't tell her that,” urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, “or she will be
-feigning toothache constantly.”
-
-Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
-night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
-slipping quietly out of bed.
-
-“What's the matter, Lilia!” she whispered.
-
-“Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
-enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
-the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?”
-
-“Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
-sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?”
-
-“No, no, hush!” said Lilia. “I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here
-it is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.”
-
-So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the
-head of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain
-growing less, fell asleep.
-
-In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily,
-glanced at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing
-shriek. This in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek
-on general principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked
-where Bell pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a
-dark, purple color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length,
-hearing the confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being
-open, and rolling about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
-
-“What on earth is the matter, girls?” she asked, sitting up in bed,
-smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
-
-Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
-
-“K-k-keep c-c-calm,” said Bell. “Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
-and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send
-for the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?”
-
-Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
-terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
-
-“Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
-must be a malignant pustule--or spotted fever--or something dreadful!
-What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
-what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
-good-looking before.”
-
-“Girls,” said Bell, “let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
-quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
-Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
-comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.”
-
-“Put on the kettle,” added Patty, “and heat blankets; they always do
-that in emergencies.”
-
-“Don't frighten me to death,” wailed Lilia, “calling me 'a thing of this
-kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
-night.”
-
-“She had neuralgia in her face,” explained Jo; “that must have had
-something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then
-dropped off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try
-to keep up your courage!”
-
-Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many groans
-and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
-awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
-very last stages.
-
-“But,” cried Alice, perplexed, “it is all very strange, for why does she
-have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
-mortification in one night?”
-
-“Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,” said Patty, who had
-heard about such a case in her own family.
-
-“Goodness knows what it is,” exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in
-nervous terror. “What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks
-to her head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
-'extremities,' as father calls them--whether to give her a sweat or keep
-her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
-her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing
-we can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid
-together.”
-
-Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
-that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale
-light of the student lamp.
-
-“You patient old darling!” cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
-bed. “We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure
-to be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!!
-what bottle have I tipped over under this bed!”
-
-“It's my neuralgia liniment,” murmured Lilia, faintly. “I bathed my face
-in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for
-I can't get any more here.”
-
-“Your neuralgia lotion!” shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
-astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal
-parts. “Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
-blundering goose!” and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
-valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm
-of voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
-Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts
-and gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must
-at least have fallen into convulsions.
-
-“Let me see the poor child immediately,” cried Mr. Winship. “What is the
-trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?” looking
-at the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets
-and blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force
-a pillow into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter
-inaudible. “Are you trying to play a joke on me?” continued he, with as
-much dignity as was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt,
-a pair of trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane
-which he had quite unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his
-chamber.
-
-“The fact is,” answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
-hard to regain her sobriety,--“the fact is--Uncle Harry--we made--a
-mistake, and so did--Lilia. There were two bottles just alike on the
-wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five minutes in the
-purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!”
-
-Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
-
-“Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!” sighed Jo, lifting her head
-from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. “All her face, except part
-of her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
-blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
-anything else frightful!”
-
-“Well,” said Edith, slyly, “Bell said mortification had taken place. I
-don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
-
-“Puns are out of place, Edith,” said Bell, severely. “Don't hurry, Uncle
-Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
-embarrassment.”
-
-But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
-rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the
-hall, and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that
-it would be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him
-out of bed again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
-
-As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
-but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and
-then made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire
-should be used to some purpose.
-
-Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
-the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
-number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was
-a call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter
-Farm, a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for
-hauling wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the
-doctor's for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges.
-Then directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential
-call upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of
-regard several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was
-unnoticed, but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied
-coming from the Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or
-another. When questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of
-foolishness they merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the
-Winships pig, but that it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV--A WINTER PICNIC
-
-|YOU may think that Lilia's “mortification” was quite an excitement
-in this enterprising young household; yet I assure you that never
-twenty-four hours passed but a ridiculous adventure of some kind
-overtook the girls. The daily bulletin which they carried over to Mrs.
-Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy inmates in constant wonderment
-as to what would happen next. Sometimes there was a regular programme
-for the next day, prepared the night before, but oftener, things
-happened of themselves, and when they do that, you know, pleasure seems
-a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is unexpected. Uncle
-Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of the gay party of
-young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter openly, and went
-on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic, notwithstanding
-the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was this: On Friday,
-the boys--Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton, and the young
-schoolmaster--turned the great bare hall in the top of the old Winship
-family house into a woodland bower.
-
-By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
-the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
-Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
-finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
-district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take
-him through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong
-as his name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as
-gentle and chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and
-manly a lad, and withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding
-his youth, as any little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his
-guardian, and thus he had become quite one of the Winship family.
-
-The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
-this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used
-at some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet
-by stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
-wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
-and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
-or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
-
-“It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?” cried Jack, rubbing his cold
-fingers, “but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make
-birds and flowers and brooks!”
-
-“What's the special difficulty?” asked Geoffrey. “We'll borrow
-Grandmother Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then
-we'll bring over Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be
-musical enough, considering the fact that the thermometer is below
-zero.”
-
-This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
-forest became tuneful.
-
-The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
-white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
-constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
-structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and
-behold, their forest bloomed!
-
-“But we have finished now, boys,” said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
-last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They
-were made of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered
-chopping-tray.) “We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing
-at a picnic, too. Good for the small children to fall into, good for
-drinking, good for dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.”
-
-“I have an idea,” suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder
-busily engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. “I
-have an idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the
-water run into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling
-the tank from the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running
-streamlet. There's your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical
-tinkle, and possibly your small child's watery grave. What could be more
-romantic?”
-
-“Out with him!” shouted Geoff. “He ought to be drowned for proposing
-such an apology for a brook.”
-
-“I fail to see the point,” said Jack; “the sound would be sylvan and
-suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.”
-
-“We'll brook no further argument on the subject,” retorted Hugh; “the
-afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or
-the watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with
-house plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell
-you, let us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em
-for a retreat, in one corner.” After some explanations from Hugh about
-his plan, the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic
-and ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle
-Harry's parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it,
-there was an evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with
-a dozen stones from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss
-Jane Sawyer's potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted
-by two banging baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight
-stove to warm it into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by
-screens of green boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed
-into a green forest, vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming
-flowers.
-
-The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
-
-“Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
-desert blooming as the rose!” cried Hugh.
-
-“I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,” answered
-Jack, dryly, “inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and
-home during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
-hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
-had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
-stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
-sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
-Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
-at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
-in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
-seeing the girls.”
-
-Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
-gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
-Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and
-extremely anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going
-on.
-
-While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
-were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
-been a day of disasters from beginning to end--the first really mournful
-one in their experience.
-
-It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them
-before they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it
-went out in the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a
-large coal stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret
-to say that this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly
-so.
-
-After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of
-teeth, for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove
-doors, and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome.
-But, dear me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents,
-and at last the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall
-before the weather would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the
-inevitable.
-
-The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were
-all cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they
-wanted to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might
-astonish more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast;
-Edith, that most precise and careful of all little women under the
-sun, broke a platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious
-omelet, and waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her
-own success, when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly
-into the coal hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell
-fished it hastily out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and
-generally penitent, if an omelet can assume that expression. She slapped
-it on the table severely, and said, with a little choke and tear in her
-voice:
-
-“The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he
-rinsed, and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the
-house for breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into
-the buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
-besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
-and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.”
-
-“Never,” cried Alice, with much determination. “Sooner eat omelet and
-coal hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What
-shall we take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and
-no one will suspect we haven't breakfasted.”
-
-“Let's make mince pies,” cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
-wood-box.
-
-“Goose,” answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. “There's plenty of time
-to make mince-meat, of course!”
-
-“At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,” said Lilia, with decision, while
-dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. “We had better carry
-the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring
-bread and meat and common things.”
-
-“Oh, tarts, tarts!” exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. “I
-haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?”
-
-“They must be easy enough,” answered Patty, with calm authority. “Cut a
-hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly
-and bake it; that's simple.”
-
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-
-“Glad you think so,” responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
-cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
-dish-water pot. “I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
-before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we
-touch to-day is sure to fail.”
-
-“Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'” sang
-Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
-
-“Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,”
- retorted Edith. “Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder?
-Look in the cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or
-hung for two weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like
-fruit-cake, or 'braised' or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?”
-
-“No,” said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' “but it has to
-be pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.”
-
-“Stuff and nonsense,” said Bell, “Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
-village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
-Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
-seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
-makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she
-dips her turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft
-gingerbread, Patty.”
-
-“Four cups best New Orleans molasses--”
-
-“The molasses is out,” said Jo; “find jelly-cake.”
-
-“Jelly all gone,” said Bell; “where, I can't think, for there were
-seventeen tumblers.”
-
-“The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,” said Alice, reminiscently.
-“How about doughnuts?”
-
-“All right,” Bell answered, “of course you'll go to the store for more
-eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger,
-jelly, patience, and luck.”
-
-Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
-vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
-store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have
-been thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and
-light as air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one
-another in the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed
-with a headache, leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion
-and uproar. I cannot bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that
-dreadful day, but Bell had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had
-gone to the store-room for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of
-frozen “something” very like mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious
-discovery! She flew back to the kitchen, crying:
-
-“Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot
-of mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You
-trust to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.”
-
-The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
-thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
-very thin and curious in its appearance.
-
-“It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,” said
-Lilia to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom
-crust on a pie plate.
-
-“We-l-l, it does!” owned the head cook, frankly; “but I suppose it will
-boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.”
-
-“Very natural,” said Lilia, dryly. “It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to
-tell the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to
-imagine mince-meat ought to look.”
-
-“I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
-and I'll hold the plate.”
-
-The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of
-dough over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a
-ventilator, and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of
-relief.
-
-Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
-walked in with a can of kerosene.
-
-“Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?” asked Patty,
-pointing to the frying-pan.
-
-Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
-certainty and disdain: “'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's foot.”
-
-This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
-kitchen-maids.
-
-“Gracious,” cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin
-at the same time. “What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
-melted. What is it, then?”
-
-“Suet,” answered cruel Betty Bean. “Your ma chopped it and done it up
-in molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's
-cold; and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good
-deal of apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.”
-
-This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
-half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
-lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
-filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
-swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
-and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
-roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
-
-“Never mind, Bluebell,” cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
-hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
-flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. “You can use the
-rest of the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
-be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!”
-
-Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with
-savage emphasis:
-
-“If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle
-Harry or the boys know about it, I'll--I don't know what I'll do,”
- finished she, weakly.
-
-“That's a fearful threat,” laughed Jo,--“'The King of France and fifty
-thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'”
-
-And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with
-comforting gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven
-o'clock in the evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen
-tidied; then six as tired young housewives stretched themselves before
-the parlor fire as a bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and
-pretty, was curled upon the sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls
-were lounging in different attitudes of dejection, all with from one to
-three burned fingers enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor
-were painfully meager,--a colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns,
-molasses ginger-bread, and a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in
-the kitchen closet lay a melancholy pile of failure,--Alice's pop-overs,
-which had refused to pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's
-cake that would have made any newly married couple feel as if they were
-at the funeral of their own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in
-their journey through the cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain
-things very nicely, and were considered remarkable caterers by their
-admiring family of school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted
-were entirely beyond their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in
-the closet.
-
-“Oh, dear,” sighed Lilia. “Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
-don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
-enough to go to-morrow?”
-
-“I was thinking,” said Edith, dreamily, “that we have only seven more
-days to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't
-care very much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up
-housekeeping. The chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning
-yesterday. We never looked into the store-room nor bought anything in
-advance nor settled what we should cook.”
-
-“Well,” said Bell, waking up a little, “we will crowd everything
-possible into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow
-is Saturday and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort
-of a 'pow-wow,' as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their
-invitation, and then we'll think of something perfectly grand and
-stupendous for Friday, our last day of fun. It will take from that
-until Monday to get the house into something like order for my mother's
-return. (This with a remorseful recollection of the terrible back
-bed-room, where everything imaginable had been 'dumped' for a week
-past.)
-
-“I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,” called Alice, faintly,
-from the distance. “I will do it in the morning while you are packing
-the luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try
-to mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody
-will know which is which.”
-
-The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
-for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
-dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,--hats
-that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
-had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with
-funny silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various
-adventures. Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge;
-Bell's a mammoth pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied
-colored scarfs of ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried
-grasses, oats, and everlastings.
-
-Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
-next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
-entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
-
-The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
-very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
-windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
-surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
-into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that
-they had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty
-a one as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how
-lovely a picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral
-surroundings. Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy,
-sweet and bright from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living.
-Bell was radiant, issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying
-here and there, laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's
-device), and talking merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining
-with mischief under her great straw hat.
-
-Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this
-were the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while
-the embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and
-danced on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were
-alive.
-
-The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for
-the boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was
-simply delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
-affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and
-boys particularly affect--jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
-How the girls remembered their closetful of “attempts” at home; how they
-roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how
-they discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato
-versus boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance
-they discussed questions of household economy, and interlarded their
-conversation with quotations from the “Young Housekeeper's Friend,” and
-the “Bride's Manual.”
-
-In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,--some quiet, more not
-at all so,--until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short days,
-they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the snow,
-baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
-should be confined to summer.
-
-“What a gl-orious time we've had!” exclaimed Jo, as they busied
-themselves about the home dining-room. “Yesterday seems like a horrible
-nightmare, or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime,
-and if we hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we
-carried were not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the
-buns, and Patty's doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.”
-
-“And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,” quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
-
-“Well,” admitted Patty, ruefully, “there certainly was quite enough
-saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
-bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's
-cake, indeed!” she finished with a scornful smile.
-
-“True!” said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
-been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; “I can't deny
-it. Proceed with your sarcasm.”
-
-“This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda
-says,” exclaimed Alice. “Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday!
-The closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less
-said about the back bedroom the better.”
-
-Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
-improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
-aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
-fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
-otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of
-order which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and
-trials of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V--OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
-
-|MONDAY morning broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind
-whistled and blew about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying
-the clothes-line round the chimneys and fastening it to the strong
-pine-trees in front, for greater safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it
-hailed at seven, rained at eight, stopped at nine, and presently began
-to go through the same varied programme. After breakfast, Bell went
-to the window and stood dreamily flattening her nose against the pane,
-while the others busied themselves about their several tasks.
-
-“Well, girls,” said she at length, “we've had four different kinds of
-weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
-doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
-come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
-amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before
-it rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the
-way; who knows!”
-
-So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard
-wrapped in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and
-framing her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless
-from a race across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella
-right side out. She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving
-the doors all open, and sank into a chair, with an expression of
-mysterious mirth in her eyes.
-
-“Guess what's happened!” she asked, with sparkling eyes. “I have the
-most enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never
-will think, and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all
-invited to tea this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't
-that 'ridikilis'?”
-
-“Do tell, Isabel,” squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
-Miss Sawyer, “air you a-going to accept?”
-
-“Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,” said Edith Lambert. “I should like to
-see the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it
-saves cooking.”
-
-“We are remarkably favored,” laughed Bell. “I don't believe that anybody
-has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
-ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and
-father died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They
-were quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house
-all furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and
-pictures. All the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's
-heart, and get her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has
-been changed in all these years, except that they have bought a
-cooking-stove. Miss Jane hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed
-of the stove, I think; as to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater,
-or a carpet-sweeper,--why, she would as soon think of changing the
-fashion of her bonnet! I believe there isn't such a curious house, nor
-another pair of such dried-up, half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the
-country. There's Emma Jane with the butter! I'll meet her at the back
-door, get her to peel some potatoes and apples, make her sew a white
-ruffle in her neck, and make some original remark.”
-
-Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
-old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
-with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant
-and gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
-asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
-flower-de-luce,--all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
-hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and
-steal their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white
-clam-shells, where were growing trembling little bride's-tears,
-bachelor's-buttons, larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would
-Miss Miranda allow within these sacred ancient places, no
-begonias, gladioli, and “sech,” with their new-fangled, heathenish,
-unpronounceable names. The old flowers were good enough for her; and,
-certainly, they made a blooming spot about the dark house.
-
-Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
-perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
-over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping
-them just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way
-common to snow.
-
-But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time,
-the rooms inside seemed even more so. The “keeping-room” had been
-refurnished fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been
-kept, that there still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over
-the stiff black hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame,
-surrounded by the Sawyer family photographs--husbands and wives always
-taken in affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be
-misunderstood. In a corner stood the mahogany “what-not” with its bead
-watch-cases, shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers,
-together with more family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on
-the top shelf, and a marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers.
-Then there was a gorgeous “drawn in” rug before the fireplace,
-with impossible purple roses and pink leaves on its surface, and a
-marble-topped table holding a magnificent lamp with a glass fringe
-around it, and a large piece of red flannel floating in the kerosene.
-
-All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor
-granted at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the
-curiosities in the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though
-their sobriety was almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of
-art which Miss Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
-
-Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
-four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
-occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed
-up the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
-counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There
-was the “wild-goose chase,” the “log cabin,” the “rocky mountain,” the
-“Irish plaid,” and a “charm quilt,” in twelve hundred pieces, no two
-of which were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton
-curtains with elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow
-with a yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of
-Napoleon crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and
-of a sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never
-an outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
-skittish-looking pony.
-
-These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
-favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
-painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
-sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
-Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
-skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary
-were seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish;
-His Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a
-brook was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him
-on the bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as
-well it might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the
-others Miss Hannah's last and finest effort--“Maidens welcoming General
-Washington in the streets of Alexandria.” The maidens, thirteen in
-number, were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as
-to hair, long as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and
-carrying bouquets of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with
-green ribbon.
-
-The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
-tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare
-supper.
-
-“My reputation is gone,” whispered Jo, solemnly. “To think that I should
-have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
-but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of
-my politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me
-instead of frowning at me.”
-
-“What do you think?” cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking
-down her chair in so doing, “I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and
-see if they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come,
-Jo?”
-
-The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
-stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, “Can't we set the table
-or help in any way, Miss Miranda?”
-
-“No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
-wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter
-girl may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up
-the kitchen.”
-
-So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
-under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing
-of Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been
-suffered to touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of
-extreme care, she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to
-set the chairs around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in
-cutting the dried beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on
-each of her fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little
-calendars of suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she
-did not murmur, as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
-
-At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss
-Miranda was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink
-“chany” set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes
-of great magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and
-cream, a green dragon plate the cookies, and the “Sheltered Peasant”
- saucers came in for general admiration.
-
-The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
-biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread;
-a blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full
-of delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round,
-creamy cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin
-pie, baked in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and
-indigestible-est of all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar
-gingerbread besides. This array of good things being taken in with rapid
-and rabid glances, the girls exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and
-even emitted audible signs of happiness. To say that they did justice to
-the repast would be a feeble expression, for in truth the meals of their
-own preparation were irregular as to time, indifferent as to quality,
-and sometimes, when they calculated carelessly and unwisely, even small
-as to quantity.
-
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-
-After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to
-a string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
-information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
-Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they
-rose to go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed
-atmosphere that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the
-quaint, old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New
-England goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of
-conversation had exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their
-leave, and the sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated
-in from the country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a
-fan excitedly to and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and
-pink from the unwonted dissipation.
-
-“Wall, Jane,” said she, “it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
-Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
-her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see,
-them do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.”
-
-“They seemed to enjoy their supper,” said Miss Jane; “I never saw girls
-make a heartier meal.”
-
-“They did for certain,” continued Miranda, “too hearty most. I thought.
-That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash,
-that'll sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake
-till I was afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very
-thankful we hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.”
-
-And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
-and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
-bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
-
-Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and
-the deep “slush” beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a
-hearty laugh and jest.
-
-“Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!” exclaimed Patty, as
-they opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth.
-And, indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms
-they had left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and
-touched the marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds
-were fast asleep with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog
-and cat were snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young
-people, as well as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss
-Miranda's and Miss Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider
-outlook, and quite different problems and responsibilities.
-
-“We never can be jollier than this!” cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
-burst of appreciation. “Oh, that it might last forever, and that
-seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens!
-Then we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally,
-taking tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good
-supper that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with
-remorse when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only
-skillful, energetic, and ingenious!”
-
-“You're the very essence of thanklessness!” answered Bell, in high
-dudgeon. “It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
-when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
-removed from a zoological garden when _you_ return to it, that is
-certain!”
-
-“My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,” said Lilia, in
-feigned repentance. “It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your
-anger until after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to
-be visited upon us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and
-crackers.”
-
-“Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better
-to draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too
-much about food,” said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite,
-but never called attention to it. “When you have done with your
-nonsense, I have something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have
-only four days, 'tis true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must
-go away with flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius
-that the village will talk of us for months to come.”
-
-“Si-lence in court!” cried Jo, impressively. “Let me offer you the coal
-hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
-policeman.”
-
-“Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
-comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers
-and seniors?”
-
-“Indeed I do,” laughed Bell, in recollection. “We girls took all the
-characters. What fun it was!”
-
-“Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
-boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
-be irresistibly funny. What do you think?”
-
-“I like the idea,” exclaimed Patty Weld. “Uncle Harry's large hall would
-be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.”
-
-“So it is; how fortunate,” agreed Alice; “we couldn't think of anything
-that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
-the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody.
-Jo will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest
-of us can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young
-Lochinvar, if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell--” this with a
-sly glance at her hostess.
-
-“Yes,” said Edith, “and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven
-bridegroom,' who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.”
-
-“Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,” continued Bell; “he
-does that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully.
-Phil Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform
-the piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience
-will stand erect.”
-
-“But, oh, the labor of it, girls!” sighed Patty--“wooden horses to be
-made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
-to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning
-before us?”
-
-“Nonsense, of course we can,” rejoined Bell, energetically. “We will
-consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners,
-and costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at
-five to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of--”
-
-“Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,” finished Lilia, with grim
-sarcasm. “If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the
-cooking! How are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should
-like to know?”
-
-“How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
-humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
-gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.”
-
-“Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be
-starved beforehand by way of getting used to it,” retorted Lilia, as
-she lighted the bedroom candles. “Come, dears, do cover the fire; it
-was sleepy-time an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful,
-look through the piazza window.”
-
-Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
-crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
-finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
-and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
-into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
-tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
-string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
-dazzling winter moonlight.
-
-Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all
-drawn closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty,
-and the solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One
-minute passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at
-length Bell impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: “If the
-minister were here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to
-whisper, 'Dear Lord, make us pure and white within, as thy world is
-without.'”
-
-“Amen,” murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
-
-“Pull down the curtain,” sighed Jo; “it makes me feel wicked!”
-
-“Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!” pleaded Edith, “it is too heavenly
-and it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's
-'St. Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from
-her convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of
-heaven--the poem you recited for the medal, Alice,--say a verse of it.”
- And Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:=
-
-````“As these white robes are soil'd and
-
-`````dark
-
-````To yonder shining ground;
-
-```As this pale taper's earthly spark,
-
-````To yonder argent round;
-
-```So shines my soul before the Lamb,
-
-````My spirit before Thee;
-
-```So in mine earthly house I am
-
-````To that I hope to be!”=
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI--“THE END OF THE PLAY”
-
-|ON the next morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay,
-the six housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the
-sun, accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
-behindhand and outshone.
-
-In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the
-girls were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it
-held up its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation
-points of surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of
-their warm nests before the world was lighted or heated.
-
-The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
-farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
-preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous
-to behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers.
-They consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts,
-colored stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and
-jaunty little caps with bobbing quills.
-
-On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of “Young
-Lochinvar,” the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
-the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
-Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
-Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
-and cousins.
-
-In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,--and
-fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they
-would have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo,
-mirror in hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she
-had not succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable
-Scottish dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and
-spectacles. Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to
-Hugh, that he might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance
-for Lochinvar, while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek
-expression for the jilted bridegroom.
-
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-
-Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to “get up” her
-courage. As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one
-for a Scottish bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and
-certainly she looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for
-Lochinvar's rash folly. It was of some shining white material, and came
-below the ankle, just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers;
-the skirt was 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and
-full,' with short puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown
-of flowers made her as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma
-Jane Perkins stood in one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her
-red hair was waved and hanging in her neck, and her dress was white.
-She hoped she could be trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of
-beauty at the right moment, but felt a little doubtful.
-
-Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
-
-“Are you ready, young fry?” asked he. “It is half-past seven, and we
-ought to begin.”
-
-“Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell
-them the prima donna is dangerously ill!” gasped Bell, faintly, fanning
-herself with a box-cover. “I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh,
-are you perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we
-elope?”
-
-“Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
-poem say:=
-
-```Through all the wide Border his steed
-
-`````was the best?=
-
-“And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?”--pointing to a wild and
-cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
-
-*****
-
-You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of “Young Lochinvar,” and many
-a time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:=
-
-```Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
-
-`````West,
-
-```Through all the wide Border his steed
-
-`````was the best,
-
-```And, save his good broadsword, he
-
-`````weapons had none;
-
-```He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
-
-`````alone.
-
-```So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
-
-`````war,
-
-```There never was knight like the young
-
-`````Lochinvar.=
-
-And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not
-for brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted
-at Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
-consented to be married to another:=
-
-```For a laggard in love and a dastard in
-
-`````war
-
-```Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
-
-`````Lochinvar.=
-
-But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen
-and bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion
-that the bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being
-struck quite dumb:=
-
-```“Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
-
-`````inivar,
-
-```Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
-
-`````Lochinvar?"
-
-The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
-times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
-merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
-although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks
-her health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately;
-then he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while,
-and leads the dance with her,--he so stately, she so lovely, that they
-are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
-treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
-apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
-they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
-where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
-the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
-on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:=
-
-```“She is won! We are gone, over ban,
-
-`````bush, and scaur;
-
-```They'll have fleet steeds that follow
-
-`````quoth young Lochinvar.
-
-As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and
-hasty mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing
-over the fields, but “the laggard in love and the dastard in war” never
-recovers his lost Ellen.=
-
-```So daring in love, and so dauntless in
-
-`````war,
-
-```Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
-
-`````young Lochinvar?=
-
-Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the
-audience was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of
-the stage with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or
-verse by verse, to explain the action.
-
-During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
-prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
-match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
-designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
-
-Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
-with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife.
-His costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he
-careered wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as
-he rode to the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
-
-The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
-assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
-determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness'
-sake. Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who
-demanded his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to
-be peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
-permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the
-bride. She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the
-spirit, and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and
-promenaded about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on
-wretchedly, the parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:=
-
-`````“'Twere better by far
-
-```To have matched our fair cousin with
-
-````young Lochinvar."=
-
-At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
-Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
-supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
-horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed
-signs of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at
-length to the plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then
-Lochinvar darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,--rather
-an unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
-inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
-the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
-and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was
-the work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
-utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
-pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
-legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
-decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
-Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle,
-leaped up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a
-snail's pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes.
-When half way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed
-to have forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed
-it must be some part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in
-pantomime; Lochinvar refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm;
-she pouted and seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she
-could have her own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall,
-and Ellen ran up a secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly
-traps. Greatly to the merriment of the observers, she loaded them on
-the docile horse in the very face of Lochinvar's displeasure--two small
-looking-glasses, a bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely
-drew on a pair of huge India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella,
-and just as her lover's patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be
-remounted. The second trip across the stage was accomplished in safety,
-though with anything but the fleetness common to elopements either in
-life or in poetry.
-
-Then came the pursuit--a most graphic and stirring scene, giving large
-opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on dashing
-hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot excitement;
-four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads, running
-hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father, limping in
-and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory daughter; and
-last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot, with never a
-horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
-
-It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued
-to laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
-performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and
-seemed all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright
-bevy of young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed
-his youth, and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed
-pleasure. The hero and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so
-generously provided dramatic opportunities for the minor actors that
-all had enjoyed an equal chance in the favor of the audience. There was
-neither envy, jealousy, nor heartburning; each of the girls gloried
-in the achievements of the others, and confessed that the mechanical
-ingenuity of the boys had made the triumph possible.
-
-At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
-farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
-squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time,
-sad thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and
-cheery to be gloomy.
-
-“Depart, fun and frolic!” sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. “Depart,
-breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
-boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!”
-
-“It is really too awful to think or to speak about,” sighed Jo. “Now
-I know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the
-garden; only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of
-knowledge, while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.”
-
-“Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever
-be troubled with indigestion,” dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
-“Jolly Six.”
-
-“Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
-school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
-liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,” said Alice.
-
-“Think of us,” cried Geoff, “going back to college, and settling into
-regular 'digs.'”
-
-“If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,” said Edith, saucily,
-“you'll never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines
-of learning, that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger
-Indian, I should say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what
-matchless war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate
-hair in Betty Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close
-together and trembled visibly!”
-
-“It was a wonderful evening,” remarked Hugh. “There were persons there
-who said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.”
-
-“I don't want to annoy you,” laughed Jo, “but I heard exactly the
-opposite.”
-
-“Which only goes to show that both of us are both,” retorted Bell.
-
-“And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
-parsing and analysis has had its effect,” said Patty. “Look at our angel
-cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
-light shining through all its sweet little windows'?”
-
-“The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,” observed Alice, as she saw a
-small cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
-
-“Good night and sweet dreams,” called the hoys, when Geoffrey had
-unlocked the door of the cottage.
-
-“Sweet dreams, indeed!” the girls answered in chorus. “The kitchen
-closet to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four
-hours' dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.”
-
-“Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,” reminded Hugh.
-“We'll take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning
-of the shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give
-one rousing cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the
-century!”
-
-The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty
-vigor.
-
-“Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,” cried
-Bell, modestly; “the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged
-the model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
-parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
-idea?”
-
-More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
-
-“The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but
-her bright idea to keep her company,” said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
-
-“Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!'
-Hip, hip, hurrah!” and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and
-across the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch
-shell, an instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his
-men to dinner in haying time. Had it not been for this message of
-correction it is possible the enthusiastic young people might have
-cheered one another till midnight.
-
-*****
-
-It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
-and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
-empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
-tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the “Jolly
-Six."=
-
-```How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
-
-`````vacation,
-
-```When fond recollection presents them
-
-`````to view!
-
-```The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and--chief
-
-`````recreation--
-
-```That gayest of picnics with squires so
-
-`````true!=
-
-```And note, torn away from the loved situ-
-
-`````ation,
-
-```The hump of conceit will explosively
-
-`````swell,
-
-```As proudly we think, never since the
-
-`````creation,
-
-```Did any young housekeepers keep
-
-`````house so well!=
-
-```Think not our great genius too highly
-
-`````we've rated,
-
-```For all that belongs to the kitchen we
-
-`````know;
-
-```And feel that from infancy we have been
-
-`````fated
-
-```For scrubbing and cooking, far more
-
-`````than for show.=
-
-```The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
-
-`````charming,
-
-```So toothsome the compounds we often
-
-`````have mixed,
-
-```That though you would think the news
-
-`````somewhat alarming,
-
-```On housekeeping ever our minds are
-
-`````quite fixed.=
-
-```Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
-
-`````versal!
-
-```Farewell, vain ambition,--that way
-
-`````madness lies!
-
-```The rest of our youth shall be one long
-
-`````rehearsal
-
-```For life in six cottages, all of this
-
-`````size!=
-
-B. W.
-
-J. F.
-
-P. W.
-
-A. F.
-
-E. L.
-
-L. P.
-
-X=
-
-``Their joint mark.
-
-``Witnessed by me this morning,
-
-``Jack Frost, Notary Public.
-
-``Sealed with a snow flake.=
-
-
-The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
-behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
-
-“They are awfully jolly girls,” said Jack.
-
-“Better than jolly,” added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
-
-“You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,” agreed
-Hugh. “None like'em in Brunswick.”
-
-“Or in Portland.”
-
-“Or in Bath.”
-
-“Or in Augusta.”
-
-And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
-view.
-
-The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon,
-but fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six
-laughing faces as before.
-
-A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the
-door-step, twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs
-which girlish hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew
-away disappointed. In the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her
-high-backed chair, knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at
-her post by the window, drearily watching the sun go down.
-
-She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
-“Mi-randy!” called she, sharply.
-
-No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
-
-“Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down
-here from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia
-has her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad
-one of 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she
-was ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.”
-
-Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
-
-“It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
-young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!”
- continued Miss Jane. “I should like to give one girl a chance of being
-a brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
-Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!”
-
-No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck
-by lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to
-its foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
-hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
-child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
-
-“It does seem dreadful lonesome,” Miss Miranda agreed, after a long
-pause. “Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life
-that's gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as
-I said. Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o'
-work, too. Of course, you've thought o' that?”
-
-“We take about so many steps, anyway,” argued Miss Jane, “and if the
-child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha
-ain't so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her
-comp'ny--even two cats is better'n one.”
-
-“There goes Emma Jane Perkins,” exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post
-of observation. “She looks different somehow. I've always said I should
-think her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
-hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin'
-her spring medicine.”
-
-“I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
-trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,” rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
-“Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
-taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.”
-
-“Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
-Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full
-of her own fancies to be easy managed.”
-
-This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of
-fact, Mrs. Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile,
-industrious, and of much assistance with the house-work, and as a
-matter of fact it was the somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from
-the far-away farm to live in the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss
-Miranda. And all that befell this new family circle, formed almost by
-accident, and all that Rebecca did, or became, as well as everything
-that happened during the gradual beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was,
-as you see, the indirect result of Bell Winship's madcap experiment in
-housekeeping.
-
-THE END
-
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- <div style="height: 8em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
- </h1>
- <h3>
- A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
- </h3>
- <h2>
- By Kate Douglas Wiggin
- </h2>
- <h3>
- Illustrated by Mills Thompson
- </h3>
- <h4>
- Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
- </h4>
- <h3>
- 1903
- </h3>
- <p>
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- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo; </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
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- <hr />
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- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
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- <h1>
- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0001" id="link2HCH0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
- like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
- willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
- deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
- brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
- Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
- private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
- present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
- nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
- chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
- or to go out and battle with the elements.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; when all this happened)&mdash;little did they care about
- snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
- skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
- window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate &ldquo;<i>Hoc opus hic
- labor est</i>&rdquo; with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
- glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
- muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
- and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
- philosophy!
- </p>
- <p>
- These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
- cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; who graced that institution of learning were not
- inconsolable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
- nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
- little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
- presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
- minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
- remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
- morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
- be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
- told.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
- but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
- in these words:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
- ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
- impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
- afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,&rdquo; she continued,
- still impressively, &ldquo;that my highly respected parents are both away for
- the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
- as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
- and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.&rdquo; Here the
- tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
- the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
- whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
- chanced to be near.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!&rdquo; cried Lilia Porter; &ldquo;a more than
- usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the point,&rdquo; answered Bell, gleefully. &ldquo;Here is the letter I have
- just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
- daughter:&rdquo;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Baltimore, March 6th, 18&mdash;.
-
- My dear Child:&mdash;We do not like to refuse you anything while
- we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
- insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
- says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
- preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
- fires and lights.
-
- I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
- advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
- your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
- and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
- care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
- perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
- allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
- doubt.
-
- Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
- are still standing.
-
- Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
-
- Father.
-</pre>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Isn't he a perfect darling!&rdquo; cried the enraptured quintette.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said demure Patty Weld, &ldquo;that before we permit ourselves to
- feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
- if we can accept Bell's invitation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,&rdquo; Bell answered, firmly. &ldquo;I have
- thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
- Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
- you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
- can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
- only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
- get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
- lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
- Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
- that may happen in to pay their respects.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So the &ldquo;Jolly Six,&rdquo; as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
- to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
- her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
- daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
- plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
- amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
- confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
- sternly practical department best suited to her&mdash;meat, vegetables,
- and bread&mdash;while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
- little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
- Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
- Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
- rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
- noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
- old-fashioned girl's life&mdash;the washing and wiping of dishes.
- </p>
- <p>
- On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
- Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
- asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Du tell, Isabel!&mdash;I didn't expect to see you this mornin',&mdash;air
- your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?&rdquo; asked Miss
- Miranda.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no,&rdquo; laughed Bell; &ldquo;I'm going to housekeeping myself!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?&rdquo; cried Miss
- Jane.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
- over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
- housekeepers and householders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Land o' mercy,&rdquo; moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. &ldquo;That Pa o' yourn would
- let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
- a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
- see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
- a wink for worrying the whole time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,&rdquo; said Bell, with some spirit. &ldquo;If six
- girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
- and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
- nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
- all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
- detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
- unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
- key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
- bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
- knows anything about flour food.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
- for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
- Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
- Topsycat while I am here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I s'pose so,&rdquo; said Miss Jane, &ldquo;though it's been an awful sight of
- work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
- Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
- week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
- mornin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,&rdquo;
- Bell answered, &ldquo;but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
- a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
- and is waiting at the gate now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't agree with you,&rdquo; said Miss Miranda. &ldquo;'Blessed be nothin', I say,
- when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
- and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
- a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
- critters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
- unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,&rdquo; said Bell, with chattering teeth;
- &ldquo;but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
- thaw things out.&rdquo; This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
- comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
- rooms, all on the first floor&mdash;the large, handsome family
- sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
- capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
- the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
- thus making one immensely wide bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
- and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
- am a good contriver,&rdquo; cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
- in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',&rdquo;
- rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
- cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
- breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
- drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
- extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
- service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
- graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
- photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
- where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
- Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
- filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
- pantry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Grandma,&rdquo; she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
- bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, &ldquo;it does look
- lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
- danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
- burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
- every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
- for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Uncle Harry, &ldquo;and brought eatables enough for an army&mdash;more
- than you girls can devour in a month.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Bell, laughingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
- take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
- just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
- the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
- thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,&mdash;the one he
- takes to town filled with vegetables,&mdash;and I am going to keep it for
- our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
- public opinion!&rdquo; said she, with a disdainful gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0002" id="link2HCH0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
- might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
- Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
- tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
- been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
- so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
- to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,&mdash;the cozy
- sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
- so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
- finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,&mdash;there
- arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
- the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
- corner,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
- thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
- short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,&rdquo; exclaimed Lilia Porter.
- &ldquo;Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
- talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
- before food, say I!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Apartments!&rdquo; sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. &ldquo;You are very grand in your
- ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!&rdquo; and she
- threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
- in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,&rdquo; cried Edith
- Lambert. &ldquo;Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
- apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
- a chair of state.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,&rdquo; asked Patty, &ldquo;why those croquet mallets
- and balls are laid out in file round the beds?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
- in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
- a jelly to begin with?&rdquo; Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a
- reflective shudder; &ldquo;I hadn't thought of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
- mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?&rdquo; asked Alice,
- &ldquo;and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
- supper;&rdquo; whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
- of small, stout boots on the fender.
- </p>
- <p>
- The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
- discouragement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
- in the house an hour,&rdquo; said the head cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
- can. However,&rdquo; turning again to Alice, &ldquo;it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
- The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
- luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
- and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
- under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
- cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
- hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,&rdquo;
- cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. &ldquo;I dare say we shall be half starved
- as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
- much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
- were the appetites, and such the merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, &ldquo;I will throw
- off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
- disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
- reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
- left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
- is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
- Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
- kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
- corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
- Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
- noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
- sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
- picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
- lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
- &ldquo;Little Women.&rdquo; Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
- from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
- out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
- humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
- hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
- popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
- Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
- &ldquo;fascinator&rdquo; out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
- never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
- the &ldquo;Scissors&rdquo; or &ldquo;Tongs&rdquo; by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
- quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
- and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
- antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
- who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
- the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
- she had attained the enviable pinnacle of &ldquo;sweet sixteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said Jo, breaking the silence, &ldquo;let us have refreshments, then a
- good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
- bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
- one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,&rdquo;
- laughed Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?&rdquo; cried Lilia.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now Lilia,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
- a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
- hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
- almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
- the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
- crooked, and&mdash;oh, dear&mdash;now you've stepped in the pop-corn,&rdquo; as
- Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
- over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. &ldquo;You have such a
- genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
- web-footed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, that's possible,&rdquo; retorted the unfortunate Lilia; &ldquo;I've often been
- told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you realize, girls,&rdquo; said Edith, after a while, &ldquo;that we shall all be
- visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
- I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
- so that we can have our good-night chat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
- lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
- yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
- it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
- air, as all young things are wont to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls, dear old girls,&rdquo; said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
- of two minutes; &ldquo;isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
- How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
- put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
- day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
- thinking about God's care and goodness,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;although it's very
- strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
- playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
- the letters into words and spell out things for myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a perfect heathen I am,&rdquo; burst out Jo. &ldquo;I can't feel any of these
- things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
- says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
- letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look out of the window, Jo,&rdquo; said
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell, who was leaning on the sill. &ldquo;Don't you think if God can make out of
- all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
- springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
- thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; rejoined Jo, dismally, &ldquo;there's something to begin on out there,
- but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
- signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
- you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,&rdquo; said Lilia, confusedly
- struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. &ldquo;There's lots
- of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thanks for your encouragement,&rdquo; said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
- Lilia's peculiar metaphor. &ldquo;I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
- bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
- girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
- frivolous way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,&rdquo; said her loving champion,
- Patty, &ldquo;but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
- who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
- washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
- church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
- headache?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Patty, if you don't desist,&rdquo; cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
- brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, &ldquo;I'll throw this at your dear,
- charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
- of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
- ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
- me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
- orchestra.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear me, I can't begin!&rdquo; cried Bell, &ldquo;Nothing ever happened to me except
- going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
- sum total of my adventures.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
- do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,&rdquo;
- sighed Lilia. &ldquo;You never seem to have any trials.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Trials!&rdquo; rejoined Bell, sarcastically. &ldquo;I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
- I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
- Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
- seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
- while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; &ldquo;and I'll never
- allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,&mdash;that's
- a dear,&mdash;for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
- eyes rested on the cabinet, &ldquo;I'll tell you the story of these;&rdquo; and she
- took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
- fire. &ldquo;Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
- 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
- miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
- was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
- Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
- them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
- garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
- California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
- trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
- were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
- stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't,&rdquo; cried Jo; &ldquo;you'll make us discontented with our New England
- apples!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We were chatting and eating peaches,&rdquo; continued Bell, &ldquo;when the gate
- opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
- The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
- heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
- and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
- Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
- She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
- coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
- prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
- handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
- neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
- being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
- fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
- gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
- neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
- slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
- speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
- could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
- I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
- disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
- be&mdash;wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
- had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A chorus of &ldquo;Oh's&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ah's&rdquo; interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
- round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a &ldquo;cruel
- coquette&rdquo; by a young student at Wareham.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
- that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
- that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
- his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
- terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
- who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
- whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
- chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
- came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
- enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
- intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
- and was planning to run away with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
- determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
- of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
- sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
- valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
- dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
- along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
- that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
- shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
- dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
- escaped into a canon near by.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
- just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
- close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
- beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
- of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,&mdash;the
- prettiest neck in the world,&mdash;lay this charred string of pearls she
- had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
- squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
- murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
- determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
- time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
- much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
- being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
- that's the end of my story. Who comes next?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I, at this hour,&rdquo; yawned Jo, &ldquo;but it was a good tale!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!&rdquo; said Alice, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
- we go to bed,&rdquo; murmured Edith from her cozy corner. &ldquo;Come, it is after
- ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
- at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
- the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
- tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
- during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
- post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
- scorn and surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wa'al, Jane!&rdquo; said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, &ldquo;there they go
- ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
- pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
- so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
- their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
- hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
- as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
- aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
- doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
- when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
- believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
- their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
- gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
- Grandmother was in a private box&mdash;the high-backed arm-chair in the
- cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
- perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
- goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
- morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
- Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
- earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
- his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
- when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
- and the staring eyes of &ldquo;the help,&rdquo; Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
- Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
- was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
- scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
- cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
- sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
- such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
- laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang &ldquo;The Last Rose of Summer&rdquo; with
- all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
- kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
- sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
- applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
- attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
- original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
- events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
- name them as they followed one another in quick succession,&mdash;Eliza
- crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
- in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
- Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
- and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
- coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
- the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
- was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
- by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
- of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
- Casabianca from the burning deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
- to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
- warm,&rdquo; said Jo. &ldquo;Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
- words!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,&rdquo; rejoined
- Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,&rdquo; said Patty, looking
- in at the door, with a superior air; &ldquo;Columbus discovered America in an
- open boat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,&rdquo; quoth
- Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
- night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
- cupboard, and sink. &ldquo;Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
- other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
- propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
- closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
- hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
- twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,&rdquo; responded Jo.
- &ldquo;I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
- this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
- boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that it may escape criticism,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;Cover it with a
- clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
- before it goes in the frying-pan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, as
- she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
- little later. &ldquo;I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
- tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
- build the kitchen fire in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Console yourself with one thought, my dear,&rdquo; murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
- sagely. &ldquo;Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
- chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't tell her that,&rdquo; urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, &ldquo;or she will be
- feigning toothache constantly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
- night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
- slipping quietly out of bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the matter, Lilia!&rdquo; she whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
- enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
- the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
- sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no, hush!&rdquo; said Lilia. &ldquo;I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
- is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
- of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
- less, fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
- at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
- in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
- principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
- pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
- color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
- confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
- about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What on earth is the matter, girls?&rdquo; she asked, sitting up in bed,
- smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;K-k-keep c-c-calm,&rdquo; said Bell. &ldquo;Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
- and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
- the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
- terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
- must be a malignant pustule&mdash;or spotted fever&mdash;or something
- dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
- what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
- good-looking before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
- quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
- Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
- comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put on the kettle,&rdquo; added Patty, &ldquo;and heat blankets; they always do that
- in emergencies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't frighten me to death,&rdquo; wailed Lilia, &ldquo;calling me 'a thing of this
- kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
- night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She had neuralgia in her face,&rdquo; explained Jo; &ldquo;that must have had
- something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
- off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
- your courage!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
- groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
- awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
- very last stages.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; cried Alice, perplexed, &ldquo;it is all very strange, for why does she
- have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
- mortification in one night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,&rdquo; said Patty, who had heard
- about such a case in her own family.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness knows what it is,&rdquo; exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
- terror. &ldquo;What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
- head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
- 'extremities,' as father calls them&mdash;whether to give her a sweat or
- keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
- her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
- can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
- that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
- of the student lamp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You patient old darling!&rdquo; cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
- bed. &ldquo;We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
- be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
- bottle have I tipped over under this bed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's my neuralgia liniment,&rdquo; murmured Lilia, faintly. &ldquo;I bathed my face
- in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
- can't get any more here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your neuralgia lotion!&rdquo; shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
- astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
- &ldquo;Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
- blundering goose!&rdquo; and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
- valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
- voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
- Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
- gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
- least have fallen into convulsions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me see the poor child immediately,&rdquo; cried Mr. Winship. &ldquo;What is the
- trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?&rdquo; looking at
- the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
- blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
- into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. &ldquo;Are
- you trying to play a joke on me?&rdquo; continued he, with as much dignity as
- was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
- trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
- unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
- hard to regain her sobriety,&mdash;&ldquo;the fact is&mdash;Uncle Harry&mdash;we
- made&mdash;a mistake, and so did&mdash;Lilia. There were two bottles just
- alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
- minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!&rdquo; sighed Jo, lifting her head
- from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. &ldquo;All her face, except part of
- her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
- blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
- anything else frightful!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Edith, slyly, &ldquo;Bell said mortification had taken place. I
- don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Puns are out of place, Edith,&rdquo; said Bell, severely. &ldquo;Don't hurry, Uncle
- Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
- embarrassment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
- rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
- and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
- be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
- again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
- but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
- made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
- used to some purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
- the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
- number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
- call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
- a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
- wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
- for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
- directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
- upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
- several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
- but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
- Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
- questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
- merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
- it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0004" id="link2HCH0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
- Lilia's &ldquo;mortification&rdquo; was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
- household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
- ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
- which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
- inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
- there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
- but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
- know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
- unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
- the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
- openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
- notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
- this: On Friday, the boys&mdash;Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
- and the young schoolmaster&mdash;turned the great bare hall in the top of
- the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
- the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
- Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
- finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
- district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
- through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
- name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
- chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
- withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
- little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
- he had become quite one of the Winship family.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
- this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
- some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
- stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
- wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
- and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
- or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?&rdquo; cried Jack, rubbing his cold
- fingers, &ldquo;but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
- and flowers and brooks!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the special difficulty?&rdquo; asked Geoffrey. &ldquo;We'll borrow Grandmother
- Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
- Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
- considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
- forest became tuneful.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
- white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
- constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
- structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
- their forest bloomed!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But we have finished now, boys,&rdquo; said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
- last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
- of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
- &ldquo;We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
- Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
- dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have an idea,&rdquo; suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
- engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. &ldquo;I have an
- idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
- into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
- the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
- your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
- your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Out with him!&rdquo; shouted Geoff. &ldquo;He ought to be drowned for proposing such
- an apology for a brook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fail to see the point,&rdquo; said Jack; &ldquo;the sound would be sylvan and
- suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll brook no further argument on the subject,&rdquo; retorted Hugh; &ldquo;the
- afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
- watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
- plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
- us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
- retreat, in one corner.&rdquo; After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
- the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
- ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
- parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
- evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
- from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
- potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
- baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
- into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
- boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
- vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
- desert blooming as the rose!&rdquo; cried Hugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,&rdquo; answered
- Jack, dryly, &ldquo;inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
- during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
- hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
- had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
- stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
- sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
- Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
- at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
- in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
- seeing the girls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
- gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
- Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
- anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
- were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
- been a day of disasters from beginning to end&mdash;the first really
- mournful one in their experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
- they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
- the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
- stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
- this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
- </p>
- <p>
- After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
- for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
- and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
- me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
- the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
- would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
- cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
- to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
- more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
- most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
- platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
- waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
- when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
- hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
- out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
- omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
- and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
- and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
- breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
- buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
- besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
- and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never,&rdquo; cried Alice, with much determination. &ldquo;Sooner eat omelet and coal
- hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
- take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
- suspect we haven't breakfasted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let's make mince pies,&rdquo; cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
- wood-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goose,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. &ldquo;There's plenty of time to
- make mince-meat, of course!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,&rdquo; said Lilia, with decision, while
- dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. &ldquo;We had better carry
- the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
- and meat and common things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, tarts, tarts!&rdquo; exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. &ldquo;I
- haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They must be easy enough,&rdquo; answered Patty, with calm authority. &ldquo;Cut a
- hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
- bake it; that's simple.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Glad you think so,&rdquo; responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
- cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
- dish-water pot. &ldquo;I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
- before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
- to-day is sure to fail.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'&rdquo; sang
- Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,&rdquo; retorted
- Edith. &ldquo;Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
- cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
- weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
- or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' &ldquo;but it has to be
- pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stuff and nonsense,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
- village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
- Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
- seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
- makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
- turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
- Patty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Four cups best New Orleans molasses&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The molasses is out,&rdquo; said Jo; &ldquo;find jelly-cake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jelly all gone,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;where, I can't think, for there were
- seventeen tumblers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,&rdquo; said Alice, reminiscently.
- &ldquo;How about doughnuts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Bell answered, &ldquo;of course you'll go to the store for more
- eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
- patience, and luck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
- vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
- store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
- thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
- air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
- the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
- leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
- bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
- had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
- for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen &ldquo;something&rdquo; very like
- mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
- kitchen, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
- mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
- to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
- thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
- very thin and curious in its appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,&rdquo; said Lilia
- to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
- pie plate.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We-l-l, it does!&rdquo; owned the head cook, frankly; &ldquo;but I suppose it will
- boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very natural,&rdquo; said Lilia, dryly. &ldquo;It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
- the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
- mince-meat ought to look.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
- and I'll hold the plate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
- over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
- and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
- walked in with a can of kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?&rdquo; asked Patty,
- pointing to the frying-pan.
- </p>
- <p>
- Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
- certainty and disdain: &ldquo;'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
- foot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
- kitchen-maids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gracious,&rdquo; cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
- the same time. &ldquo;What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
- melted. What is it, then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suet,&rdquo; answered cruel Betty Bean. &ldquo;Your ma chopped it and done it up in
- molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
- and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
- apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
- half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
- lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
- filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
- swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
- and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
- roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind, Bluebell,&rdquo; cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
- hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
- flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. &ldquo;You can use the rest of
- the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
- be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
- emphasis:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
- or the boys know about it, I'll&mdash;I don't know what I'll do,&rdquo; finished
- she, weakly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's a fearful threat,&rdquo; laughed Jo,&mdash;&ldquo;'The King of France and
- fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
- gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
- evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
- tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
- bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
- sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
- attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
- enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,&mdash;a
- colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
- a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
- melancholy pile of failure,&mdash;Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
- pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
- made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
- own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
- cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
- were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
- school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
- their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Lilia. &ldquo;Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
- don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
- enough to go to-morrow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was thinking,&rdquo; said Edith, dreamily, &ldquo;that we have only seven more days
- to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
- much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
- chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
- looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
- we should cook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Bell, waking up a little, &ldquo;we will crowd everything possible
- into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
- and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
- as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
- then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
- our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
- into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
- recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
- had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,&rdquo; called Alice, faintly, from
- the distance. &ldquo;I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
- luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
- mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
- know which is which.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
- for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
- dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,&mdash;hats
- that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
- had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
- silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
- Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
- pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
- ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
- everlastings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
- next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
- entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
- very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
- windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
- surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
- into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
- had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
- as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
- picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
- Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
- from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
- issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
- laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
- merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
- great straw hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
- the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
- embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
- on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
- boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
- delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
- affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
- particularly affect&mdash;jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
- How the girls remembered their closetful of &ldquo;attempts&rdquo; at home; how they
- roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
- discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
- boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
- questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
- quotations from the &ldquo;Young Housekeeper's Friend,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Bride's
- Manual.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,&mdash;some quiet, more
- not at all so,&mdash;until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
- days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
- snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
- should be confined to summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a gl-orious time we've had!&rdquo; exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
- about the home dining-room. &ldquo;Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
- or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
- hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
- not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
- doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,&rdquo; quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; admitted Patty, ruefully, &ldquo;there certainly was quite enough
- saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
- bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
- indeed!&rdquo; she finished with a scornful smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True!&rdquo; said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
- been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; &ldquo;I can't deny it.
- Proceed with your sarcasm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,&rdquo;
- exclaimed Alice. &ldquo;Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
- closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
- about the back bedroom the better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
- improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
- aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
- fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
- otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
- which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
- of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
- broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
- about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
- chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
- safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
- stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
- programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
- flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
- about their several tasks.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, girls,&rdquo; said she at length, &ldquo;we've had four different kinds of
- weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
- doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
- come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
- amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
- rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
- knows!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
- in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
- her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
- across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
- She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
- and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guess what's happened!&rdquo; she asked, with sparkling eyes. &ldquo;I have the most
- enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
- and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
- this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell, Isabel,&rdquo; squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
- Miss Sawyer, &ldquo;air you a-going to accept?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert. &ldquo;I should like to see
- the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
- cooking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are remarkably favored,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;I don't believe that anybody
- has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
- ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
- died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
- quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
- furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
- the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
- her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
- all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
- hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
- to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,&mdash;why,
- she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
- there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
- half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
- the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
- and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
- original remark.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
- old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
- with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
- gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
- asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
- flower-de-luce,&mdash;all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
- hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
- their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
- where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
- larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
- within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and &ldquo;sech,&rdquo;
- with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
- were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
- the dark house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
- perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
- over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
- just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
- snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
- inside seemed even more so. The &ldquo;keeping-room&rdquo; had been refurnished
- fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
- still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
- hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
- Sawyer family photographs&mdash;husbands and wives always taken in
- affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
- In a corner stood the mahogany &ldquo;what-not&rdquo; with its bead watch-cases,
- shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
- family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
- marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
- gorgeous &ldquo;drawn in&rdquo; rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
- and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
- magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
- flannel floating in the kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
- at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
- the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
- almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
- Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
- four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
- occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
- the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
- counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
- the &ldquo;wild-goose chase,&rdquo; the &ldquo;log cabin,&rdquo; the &ldquo;rocky mountain,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Irish
- plaid,&rdquo; and a &ldquo;charm quilt,&rdquo; in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
- were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
- elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
- yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
- crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
- sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
- outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
- skittish-looking pony.
- </p>
- <p>
- These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
- favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
- painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
- sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
- Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
- skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
- seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
- Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
- was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
- bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
- might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
- Hannah's last and finest effort&mdash;&ldquo;Maidens welcoming General
- Washington in the streets of Alexandria.&rdquo; The maidens, thirteen in number,
- were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
- as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
- of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
- </p>
- <p>
- The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
- tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My reputation is gone,&rdquo; whispered Jo, solemnly. &ldquo;To think that I should
- have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
- but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
- politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
- of frowning at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo; cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
- her chair in so doing, &ldquo;I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
- they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
- stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, &ldquo;Can't we set the table or
- help in any way, Miss Miranda?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
- wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
- may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
- kitchen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
- under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
- Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
- touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
- she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
- around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
- beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
- fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
- suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
- as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
- was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink &ldquo;chany&rdquo;
- set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
- magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
- green dragon plate the cookies, and the &ldquo;Sheltered Peasant&rdquo; saucers came
- in for general admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
- biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
- blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
- delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
- cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
- in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
- all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
- of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
- exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
- happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
- expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
- as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
- carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
- string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
- information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
- Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
- go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
- that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
- old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
- goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
- exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
- sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
- country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
- and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
- unwonted dissipation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wall, Jane,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
- Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
- her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
- do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They seemed to enjoy their supper,&rdquo; said Miss Jane; &ldquo;I never saw girls
- make a heartier meal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They did for certain,&rdquo; continued Miranda, &ldquo;too hearty most. I thought.
- That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
- sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
- afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
- hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
- and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
- bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
- </p>
- <p>
- Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
- deep &ldquo;slush&rdquo; beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
- laugh and jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!&rdquo; exclaimed Patty, as they
- opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
- indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
- left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
- marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
- with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
- snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
- as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
- Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
- different problems and responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We never can be jollier than this!&rdquo; cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
- burst of appreciation. &ldquo;Oh, that it might last forever, and that
- seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
- we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
- tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
- that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
- when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
- energetic, and ingenious!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're the very essence of thanklessness!&rdquo; answered Bell, in high
- dudgeon. &ldquo;It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
- when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
- removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
- certain!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,&rdquo; said Lilia, in feigned
- repentance. &ldquo;It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
- after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
- us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
- draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
- about food,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
- called attention to it. &ldquo;When you have done with your nonsense, I have
- something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
- true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
- flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
- village will talk of us for months to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Si-lence in court!&rdquo; cried Jo, impressively. &ldquo;Let me offer you the coal
- hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
- policeman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
- comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
- seniors?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed I do,&rdquo; laughed Bell, in recollection. &ldquo;We girls took all the
- characters. What fun it was!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
- boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
- be irresistibly funny. What do you think?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I like the idea,&rdquo; exclaimed Patty Weld. &ldquo;Uncle Harry's large hall would
- be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So it is; how fortunate,&rdquo; agreed Alice; &ldquo;we couldn't think of anything
- that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
- the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
- will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
- can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
- if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell&mdash;&rdquo; this with a sly
- glance at her hostess.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
- who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,&rdquo; continued Bell; &ldquo;he does
- that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
- Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
- piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
- stand erect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, oh, the labor of it, girls!&rdquo; sighed Patty&mdash;&ldquo;wooden horses to be
- made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
- to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
- us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, of course we can,&rdquo; rejoined Bell, energetically. &ldquo;We will
- consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
- costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
- to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,&rdquo; finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
- &ldquo;If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
- are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
- humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
- gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
- beforehand by way of getting used to it,&rdquo; retorted Lilia, as she lighted
- the bedroom candles. &ldquo;Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
- an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
- piazza window.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
- crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
- finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
- and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
- into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
- tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
- string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
- dazzling winter moonlight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
- closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
- solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
- passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
- impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: &ldquo;If the minister were
- here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
- make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Amen,&rdquo; murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pull down the curtain,&rdquo; sighed Jo; &ldquo;it makes me feel wicked!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!&rdquo; pleaded Edith, &ldquo;it is too heavenly and
- it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
- Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
- convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven&mdash;the
- poem you recited for the medal, Alice,&mdash;say a verse of it.&rdquo; And
- Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;As these white robes are soil'd and
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- dark
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder shining ground;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As this pale taper's earthly spark,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder argent round;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shines my soul before the Lamb,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My spirit before Thee;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So in mine earthly house I am
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To that I hope to be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo;
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
- morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
- housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
- accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
- behindhand and outshone.
- </p>
- <p>
- In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
- were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
- its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
- surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
- nests before the world was lighted or heated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
- farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
- preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
- behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
- consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
- stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
- little caps with bobbing quills.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of &ldquo;Young
- Lochinvar,&rdquo; the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
- the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
- Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
- Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
- and cousins.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,&mdash;and
- fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
- have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
- hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
- succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
- dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
- Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
- might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
- while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
- jilted bridegroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to &ldquo;get up&rdquo; her courage.
- As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
- bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
- looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
- folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
- just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
- 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
- puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
- as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
- one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
- hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
- trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
- moment, but felt a little doubtful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Are you ready, young fry?&rdquo; asked he. &ldquo;It is half-past seven, and we ought
- to begin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
- the prima donna is dangerously ill!&rdquo; gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
- with a box-cover. &ldquo;I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
- perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
- poem say:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?&rdquo;&mdash;pointing to a wild
- and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of &ldquo;Young Lochinvar,&rdquo; and many a
- time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- West,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And, save his good broadsword, he
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- weapons had none;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- alone.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- There never was knight like the young
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
- brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
- Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
- consented to be married to another:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For a laggard in love and a dastard in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
- bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
- bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
- quite dumb:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- inivar,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
- times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
- merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
- although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
- health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
- he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
- leads the dance with her,&mdash;he so stately, she so lovely, that they
- are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
- treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
- apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
- they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
- where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
- the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
- on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;She is won! We are gone, over ban,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- bush, and scaur;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- They'll have fleet steeds that follow
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quoth young Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
- mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
- fields, but &ldquo;the laggard in love and the dastard in war&rdquo; never recovers
- his lost Ellen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So daring in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- young Lochinvar?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
- was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
- with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
- verse, to explain the action.
- </p>
- <p>
- During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
- prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
- match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
- designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
- with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
- costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
- wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
- the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
- assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
- determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
- Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
- his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
- peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
- permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
- She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
- and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
- about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
- parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- &ldquo;'Tivere better by far
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- To have matched our fair cousin with
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- young Lochinvar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
- Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
- supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
- horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
- of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
- plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
- darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,&mdash;rather an
- unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
- inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
- the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
- and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
- work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
- utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
- pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
- legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
- decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
- Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
- up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
- pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
- way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
- forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
- part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
- refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
- seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
- own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
- secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
- merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
- very face of Lochinvar's displeasure&mdash;two small looking-glasses, a
- bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
- India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
- patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
- across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
- fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then came the pursuit&mdash;a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
- large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
- dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
- excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
- running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
- limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
- daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
- with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
- laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
- performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
- all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
- young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
- and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
- and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
- opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
- the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
- heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
- and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
- triumph possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
- farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
- squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
- thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
- to be gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Depart, fun and frolic!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. &ldquo;Depart,
- breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
- boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is really too awful to think or to speak about,&rdquo; sighed Jo. &ldquo;Now I
- know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
- only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
- while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
- troubled with indigestion,&rdquo; dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
- &ldquo;Jolly Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
- school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
- liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,&rdquo; said Alice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Think of us,&rdquo; cried Geoff, &ldquo;going back to college, and settling into
- regular 'digs.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,&rdquo; said Edith, saucily, &ldquo;you'll
- never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
- that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
- say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
- war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
- Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
- trembled visibly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a wonderful evening,&rdquo; remarked Hugh. &ldquo;There were persons there who
- said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to annoy you,&rdquo; laughed Jo, &ldquo;but I heard exactly the
- opposite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which only goes to show that both of us are both,&rdquo; retorted Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
- parsing and analysis has had its effect,&rdquo; said Patty. &ldquo;Look at our angel
- cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
- light shining through all its sweet little windows'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,&rdquo; observed Alice, as she saw a small
- cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good night and sweet dreams,&rdquo; called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
- the door of the cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sweet dreams, indeed!&rdquo; the girls answered in chorus. &ldquo;The kitchen closet
- to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
- dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,&rdquo; reminded Hugh. &ldquo;We'll
- take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
- shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
- cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,&rdquo; cried
- Bell, modestly; &ldquo;the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
- model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
- parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
- idea?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
- bright idea to keep her company,&rdquo; said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
- hip, hurrah!&rdquo; and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
- the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
- instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
- in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
- possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
- midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
- and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
- empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
- tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the &ldquo;Jolly
- Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- vacation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- When fond recollection presents them
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- to view!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and&mdash;chief
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- recreation&mdash;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That gayest of picnics with squires so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- true!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And note, torn away from the loved situ-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- ation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The hump of conceit will explosively
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- swell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As proudly we think, never since the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- creation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Did any young housekeepers keep
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- house so well!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Think not our great genius too highly
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- we've rated,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For all that belongs to the kitchen we
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- know;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And feel that from infancy we have been
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- fated
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For scrubbing and cooking, far more
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- than for show.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- charming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So toothsome the compounds we often
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- have mixed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That though you would think the news
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- somewhat alarming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- On housekeeping ever our minds are
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quite fixed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- versal!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Farewell, vain ambition,&mdash;that way
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- madness lies!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The rest of our youth shall be one long
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- rehearsal
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For life in six cottages, all of this
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- size!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <h3>
- B. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- J. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- P. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- E. L.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- L. P.
- </h3>
- <p class="indent10">
- X
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Their joint mark.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Witnessed by me this morning,
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Jack Frost, Notary Public.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Sealed with a snow flake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
- behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are awfully jolly girls,&rdquo; said Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better than jolly,&rdquo; added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,&rdquo; agreed
- Hugh. &ldquo;None like'em in Brunswick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Portland.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Bath.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Augusta.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
- view.
- </p>
- <p>
- The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
- fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
- faces as before.
- </p>
- <p>
- A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
- twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
- hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
- the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
- knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
- window, drearily watching the sun go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
- &ldquo;Mi-randy!&rdquo; called she, sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
- from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
- her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
- 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
- ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
- young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!&rdquo;
- continued Miss Jane. &ldquo;I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
- brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
- Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
- lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
- foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
- hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
- child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It does seem dreadful lonesome,&rdquo; Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
- &ldquo;Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
- gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
- Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
- Of course, you've thought o' that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We take about so many steps, anyway,&rdquo; argued Miss Jane, &ldquo;and if the
- child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
- so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny&mdash;even
- two cats is better'n one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There goes Emma Jane Perkins,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
- observation. &ldquo;She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
- her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
- hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
- spring medicine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
- trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,&rdquo; rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
- &ldquo;Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
- taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
- Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
- her own fancies to be easy managed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
- Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
- of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
- somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
- the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
- this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
- did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
- beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
- Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
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- </div>
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- HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS
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- <h3>
- A Story For Girls In Half-A-Dozen Chapters
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- <h2>
- By Kate Douglas Wiggin
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- <h3>
- Illustrated by Mills Thompson
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- <h4>
- Philadelphia Henry Altemus Company
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- <h3>
- 1903
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- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>HALF-A-DOZEN HOUSEKEEPERS</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0001"> CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0002"> CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0003"> CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0004"> CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2HCH0005"> CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG </a>
- </p>
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- <a href="#link2HCH0006"> CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo; </a>
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- CHAPTER I&mdash;BELL WINSHIP's EXPERIMENT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ARCH had come in
- like a lion, and showed no sign of going out like a lamb. The pussy
- willows knew that it was, or ought to be, spring, but although it takes a
- deal to discourage a New England pussy willow, they shivered in their
- brown skins and despaired of making their annual appearance even by April
- Fool's Hay. The swallows still lingered in the South, having received
- private advices from the snow-birds that State o' Maine weather, in the
- present season, was only fitted for Arctic explorers. The air was keen and
- nipping and the wind blew steadily from the north and howled about the
- chimneys until one hardly knew whether to hug the warmth of the open fire
- or to go out and battle with the elements.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little did the rosy girls of the Wareham Female Seminary (girls were still
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; when all this happened)&mdash;little did they care about
- snow and sleet and ice. Studies went on all the better with the afternoon
- skating and sliding to look forward to. What joy to perch in the
- window-seat with your volume of Virgil, and translate &ldquo;<i>Hoc opus hic
- labor est</i>&rdquo; with half an eye on the gleaming ice of the pond, or the
- glittering crust of the hillsides! What fun to slip on your rubber boots,
- muffle yourself in your warm coat (made out of mother's old mink cape),
- and run across the way to the Academy for recitations in mathematics or
- philosophy!
- </p>
- <p>
- These joys, however, with their attendant responsibilities, duties, and
- cares, were to be suspended for a while at the Wareham Seminary, and the
- &ldquo;young females&rdquo; who graced that institution of learning were not
- inconsolable.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell Winship, an uncommonly nice girl herself and a born leader of other
- nice girls, had sent out five mysteriously worded notes that morning, five
- little notes to as many little maids, requesting the honor of their
- presence at ten a. m. precisely, in Number 27, Second floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Where Bell Winship wished girls to be, there they always were, and on the
- minute, too, lest they should miss something; so there is nothing
- remarkable in this statement of the fact, that at ten o'clock in the
- morning, Number 27, Second floor, of the Wareham Female Seminary seemed to
- be overflowing with girls, although in reality there were but six, all
- told.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wildest curiosity prevailed, and it was very imperfectly controlled,
- but, at length, the hostess, mounting a shoebox, spoke with great dignity
- in these words:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fellow-countrywomen: Whereas, our recitation-hall has been burned to the
- ground, thereby giving us a well-earned vacation of two weeks, I wish to
- impart to you a plan by which we can better resign ourselves to the
- afflicting and mysterious dispensation. You are aware,&rdquo; she continued,
- still impressively, &ldquo;that my highly respected parents are both away for
- the winter, thus leaving our humble cottage closed, and it occurred to me
- as a brilliant, if somewhat daring, idea, that we six girls should go over
- and keep house in it for a fortnight, alone and untrammeled.&rdquo; Here the
- tidal wave of her eloquence was impeded by the overmastering enthusiasm of
- the audience. Cheers and applause greeted her. Everybody pounded with
- whatever she chanced to have in her hand, on any article of furniture that
- chanced to be near.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Bell, Bell! what a lovely plan!&rdquo; cried Lilia Porter; &ldquo;a more than
- usually lovely plan; but will your mother ever allow it, do you suppose?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's the point,&rdquo; answered Bell, gleefully. &ldquo;Here is the letter I have
- just received from my father; he is a good parent, wholly worthy of his
- daughter:&rdquo;
- </p>
-<pre xml:space="preserve">
- Baltimore, March 6th, 18&mdash;.
-
- My dear Child:&mdash;We do not like to refuse you anything while
- we are away enjoying ourselves, so, as the house is well
- insured, you may go over and try your scheme. Your mother
- says that you must not entirely demolish her jelly and
- preserves. My only wish is that you will be careful of the
- fires and lights.
-
- I hope you won't feel injured if I suggest your asking
- advice and suggestion of Miss Miranda and Miss Jane, who are
- your nearest neighbors. They will take you in charge anyway,
- and you might as well put yourself nominally under their
- care. Your uncle will, of course, have an eye to you,
- perhaps two eyes, and I dare say he could use more than the
- allotted number, but Grandmamma will lend him hers, no
- doubt.
-
- Write me a line every day, saying that the household timbers
- are still standing.
-
- Your weakly indulgent but affectionate
-
- Father.
-</pre>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Isn't he a perfect darling!&rdquo; cried the enraptured quintette.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think,&rdquo; said demure Patty Weld, &ldquo;that before we permit ourselves to
- feel too happy, we had better consult <i>our</i> 'powers that be,' and see
- if we can accept Bell's invitation.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I refuse to hear 'No' from one of you,&rdquo; Bell answered, firmly. &ldquo;I have
- thought it all over; spent the night upon it, in fact. You, Alice, and
- Josie Fenton, are too far from home to go there anyway, so I shall lead
- you off as helpless captives. Your mother is in town, Lilia, so that you
- can ask her immediately, and hear the worst; you and Edith, Patty, are
- only a half-day's journey away, and can find out easily. I know you can
- get permission, for it's going to be perfectly proper and safe. Grandmamma
- lives nearby, the Sawyer spinsters are the village duennas, and Uncle
- Harry can protect us from any rampaging burglars and midnight marauders
- that may happen in to pay their respects.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So the &ldquo;Jolly Six,&rdquo; as they were called by their schoolmates, separated,
- to build many castles in the air. Bell, it was decided, was to go on to
- her country home in advance, and, with the help of a neighboring farmer's
- daughter, prepare and provision the house for an unusual siege.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had determined to have no servant, and their many ingenious
- plans for managing and dividing the work were the source of great
- amusement to the teachers, some of whom had been admitted to their
- confidence. Josie Fenton and Bell were to do the cooking, Jo claiming the
- sternly practical department best suited to her&mdash;meat, vegetables,
- and bread&mdash;while Bell was to concoct puddings, cakes, and the various
- little indigestible dainties toward which schoolgirl hearts are so tender.
- Alice Forsaith, the oldest of the party and the beauty of the school, with
- Edith Lambert, as an aid, was to manage the making of the beds, tidying of
- rooms, and setting of tables, while Lilia Porter and Patty Weld, with
- noble heroism and selfsacrifice, offered to shoulder that cross of an
- old-fashioned girl's life&mdash;the washing and wiping of dishes.
- </p>
- <p>
- On a Wednesday morning the two maiden ladies living nearly opposite the
- Winship cottage were transfixed with wonder by the appearance of Bell, who
- asked for the house-key left in safe keeping with them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Du tell, Isabel!&mdash;I didn't expect to see you this mornin',&mdash;air
- your folks comin' home or hev you been turned out o' school?&rdquo; asked Miss
- Miranda.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no,&rdquo; laughed Bell; &ldquo;I'm going to housekeeping myself!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good land! You haven't run off and got married, have you?&rdquo; cried Miss
- Jane.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not quite so bad as that; but I'm going to bring five of my schoolmates
- over to-morrow, and we intend to stay here two weeks all alone, as
- housekeepers and householders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Land o' mercy,&rdquo; moaned the nervous Miss Miranda. &ldquo;That Pa o' yourn would
- let you tread on him and not notice it. How any sensible man could do sech
- a crazy thing as to let a pack of girls tear his house to pieces, I don't
- see. You'll burn us all up before a week's out; I declare I sha'n't sleep
- a wink for worrying the whole time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You needn't be afraid, Miss Sawyer,&rdquo; said Bell, with some spirit. &ldquo;If six
- girls, none of them younger than fourteen, can't take care of a few stoves
- and fireplaces, I should think it was a pity. Everybody seems to think
- nowadays that young people have no common sense. The world's growing wiser
- all the time, and I don't see why we shouldn't be as bright as those
- detestable pattern-girls of fifty years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well, don't get huffy, Isabel; you mean well, but all girls are
- unstiddy at your age. Anyhow, I'll try to keep an eye on ye. Here's your
- key, and we can spare you a quart of milk a day and risin's for your
- bread, if you're going to try riz bread, though I don't s'pose one of ye
- knows anything about flour food.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thank you; that'll be very nice, and now I'm going over to begin work,
- for I have heaps to do. Emma Jane Perkins has come to help me, and
- Grandma's Betty will come down every afternoon. By the way, can I have
- Topsycat while I am here?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I s'pose so,&rdquo; said Miss Jane, &ldquo;though it's been an awful sight of
- work gettin' her used to our ways, and I'd never have done it if Mis'
- Winship hadn't set such store by her. She pretty near pined away the first
- week, and I've baked ginger cake for her and buttered her fritters every
- mornin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't borrow her if you think she will be more troublesome afterward,&rdquo;
- Bell answered, &ldquo;but you know it's almost impossible to keep house without
- a cat and a dog. Bobs came over from Uncle Harry's the moment I arrived,
- and is waiting at the gate now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't agree with you,&rdquo; said Miss Miranda. &ldquo;'Blessed be nothin', I say,
- when it comes to live stock. We disposed of our horse, the pig went next,
- and the cow's turn's comin'. Even a cat is dreadful confinin'. If you have
- a cat and two hens you're as much tied down as if you had a barn full of
- critters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The day was very cold, and both Bell and Emma Jane shivered as they
- unlocked one frost-bitten door after another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We shall freeze as stiff as pokers,&rdquo; said Bell, with chattering teeth;
- &ldquo;but we can't help it; let's build a fire in every stove in the honse and
- thaw things out.&rdquo; This was done, and in an hour they were moderately
- comfortable. The weather being so cold, Bell decided upon using only three
- rooms, all on the first floor&mdash;the large, handsome family
- sitting-room, the kitchen, and Mrs. Win-ship's chamber. This being very
- capacious, she moved a couple of bedsteads from other rooms, and placing
- the three side by side, filled up the intervening spaces with bolsters,
- thus making one immensely wide bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, Emma Jane, isn't that a bright idea! We can all sleep in a row,
- and then there'll be no quarreling about bedfellows or rooms. I certainly
- am a good contriver,&rdquo; cried Bell, with a triumphant little laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks awful like a hospital, and the bolsters will keep fallin' down
- in between and it'll be dreadful hard mak-in' 'em up of a mornin',&rdquo;
- rejoined Emma Jane, who was no flatterer, being New England born and bred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sitting-room coal stove had accommodations, on top and back, for
- cooking, so Bell thought that their suppers, with perhaps an occasional
- breakfast, might be prepared there. The large bay-window, with its bright
- drugget, would serve as a sort of tiny diningroom, so the mahogany
- extension-table, with its carved legs, pretty red cover, and silver
- service, was carried there. This accomplished, and every room made
- graceful and attractive by Bell (who was a born homemaker, and placed
- photographs, lamps, sofa-pillows, fir-boughs, and bowls of red apples just
- where they were needed in the picture), she went over to her
- Grandmother's, where four loaves of bread were baking and pies being
- filled, in order that the young housekeepers might begin with a full
- pantry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Grandma,&rdquo; she exclaimed breathlessly, tearing off her cloud and
- bringing down with it a sunshiny mass of bronze hair, &ldquo;it does look
- lovely, if I do say it; and as for setting that house on fire, there's no
- danger, for it will take a week to thaw it into a state in which it would
- burn. I have made up my mind that I sha'n't be the one to build the fires
- every morning, even if I am hostess. I don't want to freeze myself daily
- for the cause of politeness. Has the provision man come yet!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Uncle Harry, &ldquo;and brought eatables enough for an army&mdash;more
- than you girls can devour in a month.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll see,&rdquo; said Bell, laughingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't know the capacity of the 'Jolly Six' yet. Now, Betty, please
- take the eggs and potatoes and fish and put them in our store room. I've
- just time to make my cake and custard before I drive to the station for
- the girls. Do you know, Uncle Harry, I am going to do the most astounding
- thing! I've borrowed Farmer Allen's one-seated old pung,&mdash;the one he
- takes to town filled with vegetables,&mdash;and I am going to keep it for
- our sleigh-rides. It will hold all six of us, and what do we care for
- public opinion!&rdquo; said she, with a disdainful gesture.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- <h2>
- CHAPTER II&mdash;IN THE FIRELIGHT
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>WO hours later you
- might have seen the old pung drawn by Mr. Allen's Jerry, with Bell and
- Alice Forsaith on the seat, and four laughing, rosy-cheeked girls warmly
- tucked in buffalo robes on the bottom. Even the sober old sun, who had
- been under a cloud that day, poked his head out to see the fun, and became
- so interested that, in spite of himself, he forgot his determination not
- to shine, and did his duty all the afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the girls opened the door and saw Bell's preparations,&mdash;the cozy
- sitting-room, with dining-table in the bay-window, three sofas in a row,
- so that on snowy days they might extend their lazy lengths thereon, and
- finally a fir-covered barrel of Nodhead and Baldwin apples in one corner,&mdash;there
- arose bursts of happy laughter and ecstatic cheers loud enough to shock
- the neighbors, who seldom laughed and never cheered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it's an original idea to have an apple-barrel in your parlor
- corner,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;but the common-sense of it will be seen by every
- thoughtful mind. Our forces will consume a peck a day, and life is too
- short to spend it in galloping up and down cellar constantly for apples.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell Winship, you are an inhospitable creature,&rdquo; exclaimed Lilia Porter.
- &ldquo;Here I am, calmly seated on a coal-hod with my hat on, while you are
- talking so fast that you can't get time to show us our apartments. Shelter
- before food, say I!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Apartments!&rdquo; sniffed Bell, in mock dudgeon. &ldquo;You are very grand in your
- ideas! Behold your camp, your wigwam, your tent, your quarters!&rdquo; and she
- threw open the door of the large chamber and waved the party dramatically
- in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bell, you will yet be Presidentess of these United States,&rdquo; cried Edith
- Lambert. &ldquo;Any girl who can devise two such happy combinations as an
- apple-barrel in a parlor corner and three beds in a row, ought to be given
- a chair of state.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Might a poor worm inquire, Bell,&rdquo; asked Patty, &ldquo;why those croquet mallets
- and balls are laid out in file round the beds?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, those are for protection, you goose, supposing anybody should come
- in the piazza window at night, and we had nothing to kill him with!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, and supposing he should take one of the mallets and pound us all to
- a jelly to begin with?&rdquo; Patty retorted, being of a practical mind.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That <i>would</i> be rather embarrassing,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a
- reflective shudder; &ldquo;I hadn't thought of it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What could one poor man do against five girls banging him with croquet
- mallets, while the sixth was running to alarm the neighbors?&rdquo; asked Alice,
- &ldquo;and to put an end to the discussion I suggest that the cooks start
- supper;&rdquo; whereupon she threw herself into an arm-chair, and put up a pair
- of small, stout boots on the fender.
- </p>
- <p>
- The unfortunate couple referred to exchanged looks of unmitigated
- discouragement.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have my opinion of a girl who will mention supper before she has been
- in the house an hour,&rdquo; said the head cook.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Josie, I foresee that they are going to make galley-slaves of us if they
- can. However,&rdquo; turning again to Alice, &ldquo;it isn't to be supper, but dinner.
- The meals at this house are to be thus and so: Breakfast at 9 a.m.,
- luncheon at 12 m., dinner at 5 p.m., refreshments at various times betwixt
- and between, and all affairs pertaining to eatables are to be completely
- under the control of the chefs, Mesdemoiselles Winship and Fenton. We
- cannot have you 'suggesting' dinner at all hours, Miss Forsaith. If time
- hangs heavy on your hands, occupy it in your own branches of housework.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If we are to be ruled over in this way, life will not be worth living,&rdquo;
- cried Patty Weld, in comical despair. &ldquo;I dare say we shall be half starved
- as the days go on, but do give us something good to begin on, Bluebell!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Judging from the scene at the table an hour later, it would not have made
- much difference whether the repast was sumptuous or not, so formidable
- were the appetites, and such the merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Bell, dismally, to the assistant cook, &ldquo;I will throw
- off all disguise and say that this family is a surprise and a
- disappointment to me. When a person cooks twenty-seven potatoes, with the
- reasonable expectation of having half left to fry, and sees a solitary one
- left in the dish, with all its lovely companions both faded and gone, she
- is naturally disheartened. Any way, we have finished for to-night, so the
- Dish Brigade can marshal its forces. We will take our one potato into the
- kitchen, Jo, and see if we can make it enough for breakfast. Look in the
- corner bookcase; bring Mrs. Whitney's 'Just How,' Marion Harland's 'Cook
- Book,' 'The Young Housekeeper's Friend,' and 'The Bride's Manual.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At nine o'clock that evening Uncle Harry passed through the garden, and
- noticing a pair of open shutters, peeped in at the back window of the
- sitting-room, thinking he had never seen a more charming or attractive
- picture. Pretty Edith Lambert was curled up in an armchair near the astral
- lamp, her face resting on her two rosy palms, and her eyes bent over
- &ldquo;Little Women.&rdquo; Bluebell, her bright hair bobbed in a funny sort of twist,
- from which two or three venturesome and rebellious curls were straying
- out, and her high-necked blue apron still on over her dark dress, was
- humming soft little songs at the piano. Roguish Jo was sitting flat on the
- hearth, her bright cheeks flushed rosier under the warm occupation of corn
- popping, and her dark hair falling loosely round her face, while Patty
- Weld with her shy, demure face, was beside her on a hassock, knitting a
- &ldquo;fascinator&rdquo; out of white wool. These two, so thoroughly unlike, were
- never to be seen apart; indeed, they were so inseparable as to be dubbed
- the &ldquo;Scissors&rdquo; or &ldquo;Tongs&rdquo; by their friends. Alice and Lilia were
- quarreling briskly over a game of cribbage, Lilia's animated expression
- and ringing laugh contrasting forcibly with the calm face of her
- antagonist. Alice was never known to be excited over anything. It was she
- who carried off all the dignity and took the part of presiding goddess of
- the party. The girls all adored her for her beauty and superior age; for
- she had attained the enviable pinnacle of &ldquo;sweet sixteen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; said Jo, breaking the silence, &ldquo;let us have refreshments, then a
- good quiet talk together, then muster the Hair-Brushing Brigade, and go to
- bed. I think I have corn enough; I've popped and popped and popped as no
- one ever popped before, and till popping has ceased to be fun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pop on, pop ever; the more you give us, Jo, the more popular you'll be,&rdquo;
- laughed Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She is a veritable 'pop-in-J,' isn't she?&rdquo; cried Lilia.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now Lilia,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;let us get the apples and nuts, and we'll sit in
- a ring on the floor, and eat. I shan't crack the almonds; the girl that
- hath her teeth, I say, is no girl, if with her teeth she cannot crack an
- almond. Lilia, you're not a bit of assistance; you've tied up the end of
- the nut-bag in a hard knot, upset the apple-dish, put the tablecloth on
- crooked, and&mdash;oh, dear&mdash;now you've stepped in the pop-corn,&rdquo; as
- Lilia, trying desperately to cross the room without knocking something
- over, as usual, had hit the corn-pan in her airy flight. &ldquo;You have such a
- genius for stepping into half-a-dozen things at once, I think you must be
- web-footed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, that's possible,&rdquo; retorted the unfortunate Lilia; &ldquo;I've often been
- told I was a duck of a girl, and this proves it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you realize, girls,&rdquo; said Edith, after a while, &ldquo;that we shall all be
- visited by ghosts and visions to-night, if we don't terminate this repast?
- I'll put away the dishes, Bell, if you'll move the sofas up to the fire,
- so that we can have our good-night chat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, speedily, six warm dressing-sacques were slipped on, and then, the
- lamps being turned out, in the ruddy glow of the firelight, the brown, the
- yellow, and the dark hair was taken down, and the housekeepers, braiding
- it up for the night, talked and dreamed and built their castles in the
- air, as all young things are wont to do.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls, dear old girls,&rdquo; said Alice, softly, breaking an unusual silence
- of two minutes; &ldquo;isn't this cosy and sweet and friendly beyond anything?
- How thankful we ought to be for the happy lives God gives us! We have been
- put into this beautiful world and taken care of so wisely and kindly every
- day; yet we don't often speak, or even think, about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is trouble, sometimes, more than happiness, that leads us into
- thinking about God's care and goodness,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;although it's very
- strange that it should. Before my mother's death I was just a little baby
- playing with letter-blocks, and all at once, after that, I began to make
- the letters into words and spell out things for myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a perfect heathen I am,&rdquo; burst out Jo. &ldquo;I can't feel any of these
- things any more than if I were a Chinaman. Or, perhaps, it is as Edith
- says, I am still playing with blocks, although I cannot even see the
- letters on them. I wonder if I shall ever be wide awake enough for that!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look out of the window, Jo,&rdquo; said
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell, who was leaning on the sill. &ldquo;Don't you think if God can make out of
- all that snow and ice, in three short months, a lovely, tender, green,
- springing world, He can make something out of us! Isn't it a wonderful
- thing that He can wake up the life that's asleep under the frozen earth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; rejoined Jo, dismally, &ldquo;there's something to begin on out there,
- but I don't think I have much of a soul; any way, I have never seen any
- signs of it. You always say things so prettily, Bell, that I like to hear
- you sermonize. You'd make a good minister's wife.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think you have plenty of 'soul material,' Jo,&rdquo; said Lilia, confusedly
- struggling to make a figure of speech express her meaning. &ldquo;There's lots
- of it there, only it wants to be blown up, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thanks for your encouragement,&rdquo; said Jo, amid the laughter that followed
- Lilia's peculiar metaphor. &ldquo;I think if you'll try to handle the spiritual
- bellows, you'll find it's harder work than you imagine. Now don't laugh,
- girls, because I really do feel solemn about it, only I talk in my usual
- frivolous way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You always make yourself appear wicked, Jo,&rdquo; said her loving champion,
- Patty, &ldquo;but I happen to know a few facts on the opposite side. Who was it
- who gave every cent of her month's allowance to Mrs. Hart, the poor
- washerwoman who scorched her white skirt; and who stayed away from the
- church sociable to take care of that horrid room mate of hers who had a
- headache?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Patty, if you don't desist,&rdquo; cried Jo, with a flaming face, and
- brandishing a hair-brush fiercely, &ldquo;I'll throw this at your dear,
- charitable little head. Now, Bell, you know we all agreed to tell a story
- of adventure each night before going to bed, and I think you, as hostess,
- ought to begin. If the entertainment is delayed much longer it will find
- me asleep with fatigue and over-feeding in the front row of the
- orchestra.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dear me, I can't begin!&rdquo; cried Bell, &ldquo;Nothing ever happened to me except
- going to California and having a double wedding in the family. That's the
- sum total of my adventures.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make up something then, or tell us a true story about California. Oh, you
- do have such a good time, and funny things are always happening to you,&rdquo;
- sighed Lilia. &ldquo;You never seem to have any trials.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Trials!&rdquo; rejoined Bell, sarcastically. &ldquo;I should think I hadn't. Perhaps
- I haven't a little scamp of a brother and an awfully fussy old aunty!
- Perhaps I'm not such an idiot that I can't multiply eight and nine, or
- seven and six, without a lead-pencil; perhaps I wasn't left at school
- while my parents toured in the South! Don't you call those afflictions?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; answered Lilia, joining in the general laugh; &ldquo;and I'll never
- allude to your good fortune again. Now tell us a California story,&mdash;that's
- a dear,&mdash;for I'm getting sleepy as well as Jo.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well,&rdquo; said Bell, walking about the room absent-mindedly, until her
- eyes rested on the cabinet, &ldquo;I'll tell you the story of these;&rdquo; and she
- took up a string of dusty pearls which were seamed and cracked as if by
- fire. &ldquo;Now open your eyes and lend me your ears, for I shall make it as
- 'bookish' and romantic as possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Last summer Mother and I were living in a beautiful valley a hundred
- miles from San Francisco. It was near the mining districts, where Father
- was attending to some business. Of course, a great many Mexicans and
- Indians, as well as Chinamen, worked in these mines, and we used to see
- them very often. Mother and I were sitting under the peach-trees in the
- garden one afternoon. It was so beautiful sewing or reading in that
- California garden, for the fruit was ripe and hanging in bushels on the
- trees, as lovely to look at as it was luscious to eat; some of the peaches
- were a rich yellow inside and others snow-white, except where the crimson
- stones had tinged their sockets with rosy little spots.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't,&rdquo; cried Jo; &ldquo;you'll make us discontented with our New England
- apples!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We were chatting and eating peaches,&rdquo; continued Bell, &ldquo;when the gate
- opened, and an Indian girl with an old squaw came in and approached us,
- The girl could speak English, and told me her name was Eskaluna. I had
- heard about her, and knew that she was the beauty and belle of the tribe,
- and was going to marry the chief's son when the next moon came; for our
- Indian cook was as gossipy as a Yankee, and was forever telling us tales.
- She was the most beautiful creature I ever saw: lovely black hair, not so
- coarse as is usual with them, brilliant dark eyes, good features, and the
- prettiest slim hands and graceful arms. She was dressed gaily and
- handsomely in the fashion of her tribe, and on her lovely, bare, brown
- neck was this long string of Mexican pearls, which we noticed at once as
- being very valuable. She stayed there all the afternoon under the
- fruit-trees, and really grew quite confidential. Mother, meanwhile, had
- gone into ecstacies over her beautiful pearls, and had taken them from her
- neck to examine them. At sunset, when she went home to her wigwam, she
- slipped the necklace into mother's lap, saying, with her sweet trick of
- speech, 'I eatie your peachie, you takie my beads.' Of course, mother
- could not accept them, and Eskaluna departed in quite a disappointed mood.
- I remember being sorry that the pretty young thing was going to marry the
- disagreeable, ugly chief. He was just as jealous and ferocious as he could
- be&mdash;wouldn't let her talk to one of the warriors of the tribe, and
- had shot one man already because he fancied Eskaluna admired him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- A chorus of &ldquo;Oh's&rdquo; and &ldquo;Ah's&rdquo; interrupted Bell, and Alice's eyes grew
- round with interest, for she was sixteen and had been called a &ldquo;cruel
- coquette&rdquo; by a young student at Wareham.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In a few days our Indian cook came home at night from the mines, saying
- that he wanted a holiday the next morning to go to a funeral. We had heard
- that in some tribes they burn the bodies of the dead, and wondered whether
- his were one of them, so we asked him the particulars, of course, and were
- terribly shocked when we heard that it was the funeral of poor Eskaluna,
- who had visited us so lately, in all her dusky beauty. Nakawa told us the
- whole story in his broken English, and a sad one it was. Her lover, the
- chief, as I have said, was always jealous of her, and on the afternoon she
- came to our house, he had heard from some crafty villain or other (an
- enemy of Eskaluna's, of course), that she was false, and, instead of
- intending to marry him, loved a handsome young Indian of another tribe,
- and was planning to run away with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This fired his hot blood, and he rushed off on the village road
- determined to kill her. He climbed a large sycamore tree on a lonely part
- of the way, and there waited until the shadows fell over the mountain
- sides, and the sun, dropping behind their peaks, left the San Jacinto
- valley in fast-growing darkness. At last he saw the gleam of her scarlet
- dress in the distance, and soon he heard her voice as she came singing
- along, little thinking of her dreadful fate. He took sure aim at the heart
- that was beating happily and carelessly under its cape of birds' feathers;
- shot, and so swift and unerring was his arrow that she fell in an instant,
- dead, upon the path. Then, leaving her with the helpless old squaw, he
- escaped into a canon near by.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0053.jpg" alt="0053 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0053.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The next day we went over to the Indian encampment, and reached the place
- just after poor Eskaluna had been burned on the funeral pile. We went
- close to the spot and could hardly help crying when we thought of her
- beauty and sweetness, and her sad and undeserved death. Up near the head
- of the pile where that lovely brown neck of hers had rested,&mdash;the
- prettiest neck in the world,&mdash;lay this charred string of pearls she
- had worn in our garden. Mother asked for it as a remembrance, and the old
- squaw gave it to her. Eskaluna's brother is on the war-path after her
- murderer, I believe, to this day, if he hasn't killed him yet; for he was
- determined to avenge her. Now, isn't that romantic, and tragic at the same
- time, girls? Poor Eskaluna! I don't know that her fate would have been
- much easier if she had married the chief; but it is hard to think of her
- being so heartlessly murdered when she was so innocent and true; and
- that's the end of my story. Who comes next?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not I, at this hour,&rdquo; yawned Jo, &ldquo;but it was a good tale!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I, after that thrilling experience of yours!&rdquo; said Alice, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can think of no story half so delightful as the dreams we shall have if
- we go to bed,&rdquo; murmured Edith from her cozy corner. &ldquo;Come, it is after
- ten, and the wide bed calls loudly for occupants.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In a half-hour all six were asleep, and the bright-faced moon, looking in
- at the piazza window, smiled as she saw the half-dozen heads in a row, and
- the bed surrounded by croquet mallets and balls.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
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- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER III&mdash;AN EMERGENCY CASE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>HE next morning
- broke clear, bright, and sparkling, but bitterly cold. I cannot attempt to
- tell you all the doings of that indefatigable and ingenious bevy of girls
- during the day. Miss Miranda, their opposite neighbor, had kept to her
- post of observation, the window, very closely, and had seen much to awaken
- scorn and surprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wa'al, Jane!&rdquo; said she, excitedly, in the afternoon, &ldquo;there they go
- ag'in! That's the fourth time the hoss has been harnessed into Allen's
- pung to-day; and now they've got their uncle. Whatever they find to laugh
- so over, and where they go to, is more'n I can see. They haven't done up
- their dinner dishes, I know, for I've been watching of 'em and they
- hain't had time to do 'em so quick as this, though Bell Winship is
- as spry as a skeeter when she gets a-goin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miss Miranda's organs of vision were better than magnifying glasses, for,
- aided by a lively imagination, they could dart around corners and through
- doors with great ease. Bell avowed confidentially to Patty that morning,
- when she met her neighbor's eyes fixed on the pantry window, that she
- believed Miss Miranda could see a fly-speck on top of a liberty-pole.
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had made the day a very long and lively one, and in the evening,
- their spirits still high and their inventive powers still unimpaired, they
- gave an impromptu concert. The audience was small but appreciative.
- Grandmother was in a private box&mdash;the high-backed arm-chair in the
- cosiest corner; Uncle Harry sat on a hastily-erected throne made by
- perching a stool on the dining-table, and being given a large pair of
- goggles, was requested to serve as dramatic and musical critic for the
- morning newspapers. Two or three of the boarders from Mrs. Carter's famous
- Winter Farmhouse on the hill, the young schoolmaster (a Bowdoin student
- earning his college course by odd terms of teaching), and Hugh Pennell,
- his chum and classmate, home on a brief holiday, made quite a brave show
- when seated in three rows, while the unaffected laughter, the open mouths,
- and the staring eyes of &ldquo;the help,&rdquo; Emma Jane Perkins, Betty Bean, and 'Bijah
- Flagg, who were grouped at the hall door, helped in the general merriment.
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell had a keen sense of the ridiculous and a voice like a meadow-lark. Jo
- was capital, too, as a mimic, so together, they gave some absurdly funny
- scenes from famous operas. Bell had thrown on an evening dress of her
- cousin's, which happened to be left in the house, and this, with its short
- sleeves, showing her round, girlish arms, and its long train, made her
- such a distracting little prima donna of fifteen, that Hugh Pennell quite
- laid his boyish heart at her feet. She sang &ldquo;The Last Rose of Summer&rdquo; with
- all the smiles, head-tossings, arch looks, casting down of eyelids, and
- kissing of finger-tips at the close, which generally accompany it when
- sung by the stage soprano, and she was naturally greeted with rapturous
- applause. Then Jo, as the tenor, in dressing-gown and smoking-cap for male
- attire, sang a fervent duet with Alice Forsaith, rendering it with
- original Italian words and embraces at the end of every measure.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0063.jpg" alt="0063 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0063.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Tableaux showing scenes from well-known novels, and thrilling historical
- events depicted in pantomime, came next, and the company was invited to
- name them as they followed one another in quick succession,&mdash;Eliza
- crossing the river by leaping from ice block to ice block, the bloodhounds
- in hot pursuit; Pochahontas saving the life of her noble Captain John;
- Rochester, holding Jane Eyre spellbound by the steely glitter of his eye;
- and the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers, landing on a stern and rock-bound
- coast, ably represented by the dining-room table. As Uncle Harry sat on
- the table he was obliged to be the center of this thrilling scene, which
- was variously surmised by the audience to be the capture of a slave-ship
- by pirates, the rescue of a babe from a tenement-house fire, the killing
- of Julius Cæsar in the Roman Senate, or an impassioned attempt to drag
- Casabianca from the burning deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- After bidding their visitors goodnight, Bell and Jo went into the kitchen
- to put buckwheat cakes to raise for breakfast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I believe I'll chop the meat hash for a half-hour while the kitchen is
- warm,&rdquo; said Jo. &ldquo;Emma Jane is right about the knife; it is dull beyond
- words!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If it is any duller than Emma Jane herself, I am sorry for it,&rdquo; rejoined
- Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a poor workman who complains of his tools, Jo,&rdquo; said Patty, looking
- in at the door, with a superior air; &ldquo;Columbus discovered America in an
- open boat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He would never have discovered America with this chopping-knife,&rdquo; quoth
- Jo, bringing it down with vicious emphasis on the unoffending meat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you notice Emma Jane's expression as she stood in the doorway to
- night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I did,&rdquo; replied Bell, as she bustled about her last tasks at closet,
- cupboard, and sink. &ldquo;Not a penny of my money shall go to the heathen in
- other lands until I have done some missionary work with her. In ten days I
- propose to make her stand straight, hold her head up, keep her mouth
- closed when not occupied in conversation or eating, stop straining her
- hair out by the roots, tie the ends of her braids with ribbon instead of
- twine, give up her magenta hood, and a few other little details.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't see how you dare advise her at her advanced age,&rdquo; responded Jo.
- &ldquo;I suppose she is thirteen, but she appears about thirty. Look, Bell, can
- this hash be safely trusted now to the pearly teeth of our parlor
- boarders, or are the pieces too large for their 'delicate sensibilities'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I think that it may escape criticism,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;Cover it with a
- clean towel and a platter, and one of us will give it a last castigation
- before it goes in the frying-pan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I never had such a good time in my life, never, never!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, as
- she blew out the lamp, and tucked herself on the front side of the bed, a
- little later. &ldquo;I have only two things to trouble me. First: my wisdom
- tooth feels as if it were going to ache again. Second: it is my turn to
- build the kitchen fire in the morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Console yourself with one thought, my dear,&rdquo; murmured Bell, drowsily, yet
- sagely. &ldquo;Both these misfortunes can't happen to you, for if your tooth
- chances to ache, we shall not have the heart to make you build the fire.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't tell her that,&rdquo; urged Jo, with a prodigious yawn, &ldquo;or she will be
- feigning toothache constantly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia's fears had good foundation, however, for in the middle of the
- night, Jo, who slept next the front side, wakened suddenly to find her
- slipping quietly out of bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the matter, Lilia!&rdquo; she whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothing; don't wake the others, but that miserable tooth grumbles just
- enough to keep me awake, and my temple aches and my cheek, too. Where is
- the lotion I use for bathing my face, do you know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, where you put it this morning, on the back of the wash-stand;
- sha'n't I light the lamp and help you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, no, hush!&rdquo; said Lilia. &ldquo;I can put my hand on it in the dark. Here it
- is! I'll bathe my face a few minutes, and then try to go to sleep.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So, she anointed herself freely, put the bottle and sponge under the head
- of the bed lest she should need them again, and, finally, the pain growing
- less, fell asleep.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the morning, Bell, who wakened first, rubbed her eyes drowsily, glanced
- at Lilia, who was breathing quietly, and uttered a piercing shriek. This
- in turn aroused the other girls, who joined in the shriek on general
- principles, and then, blinking in the half-light, looked where Bell
- pointed. One side of Lilia's face was swollen, and of a dark, purple
- color, presenting a truly frightful appearance. At length, hearing the
- confusion, Lilia awoke with a start, and her eyes being open, and rolling
- about in surprise, she looked still more alarming.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What on earth is the matter, girls?&rdquo; she asked, sitting up in bed,
- smoothing back her hair and rubbing her heavy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thereupon Edith and Alice began to tremble and nobody answered her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;K-k-keep c-c-calm,&rdquo; said Bell. &ldquo;Lilia, dear, your face is badly swollen
- and inflamed, and we're afraid you are going to be ill, but we'll send for
- the doctor straight away. Does it pain you very much?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lilia jumped up hastily, and, looking in the mirror, uttered a cry of
- terror, and sank back into the rocking-chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What can it be! Oh, take me home to my father! It
- must be a malignant pustule&mdash;or spotted fever&mdash;or something
- dreadful! What shall I do? Bell, you are a doctor's daughter; do find out
- what's the matter with me! I am disfigured for life, and I wasn't very
- good-looking before.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Girls,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;let us dress this very instant, for we can't be too
- quick about a thing of this kind. You, Jo, build the kitchen fire, and,
- Alice, make a blaze on the hearth in here; then, after we've made her
- comfortable, Edith can run and tell Uncle Harry to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put on the kettle,&rdquo; added Patty, &ldquo;and heat blankets; they always do that
- in emergencies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't frighten me to death,&rdquo; wailed Lilia, &ldquo;calling me 'a thing of this
- kind' and an 'emergency.' I don't feel a hit worse than I did in the
- night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She had neuralgia in her face,&rdquo; explained Jo; &ldquo;that must have had
- something to do with it. She put on some of her liniment, and then dropped
- off to sleep. Come, darling, let us tuck you in bed again; try to keep up
- your courage!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then there was a hasty consultation in the kitchen 'midst many
- groans and tears. Bell was an authority on sickness, and she said, with an
- awestruck face, that it must be a dreadful attack of erysipelas in the
- very last stages.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; cried Alice, perplexed, &ldquo;it is all very strange, for why does she
- have so little pain, and how could her face have turned so black from
- mortification in one night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Blood-poisoning is very quick and very deadly,&rdquo; said Patty, who had heard
- about such a case in her own family.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goodness knows what it is,&rdquo; exclaimed Bell, wringing her hands in nervous
- terror. &ldquo;What to do with her I don't know; whether to put bricks to her
- head and ice to her feet, or keep her head cold and heat her
- 'extremities,' as father calls them&mdash;whether to give her a sweat or
- keep her dry, or wrap her in blankets, or get the linen sheets. Jo is with
- her now. If you'll go and wake Uncle Harry, Edith, it is the best thing we
- can do. Run along with her, too, Patty, and you won't be afraid together.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alice and Bell went back presently to Lilia, who looked even worse, now
- that the room was bright with the glow of the open fire and the pale light
- of the student lamp.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You patient old darling!&rdquo; cried Bell, falling on her knees beside the
- bed. &ldquo;We have sent for Uncle Harry and the Doctor, and now you are sure to
- be all right, for we've taken the thing in good time. Good gracious!! what
- bottle have I tipped over under this bed!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's my neuralgia liniment,&rdquo; murmured Lilia, faintly. &ldquo;I bathed my face
- in it last night, and put it under there afterward. Don't spill it, for I
- can't get any more here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your neuralgia lotion!&rdquo; shrieked Bell, first with a look of blank
- astonishment, and then one of excitement and glee mixed in equal parts.
- &ldquo;Look at it, girls! Look, Alice and Jo! Oh, Lilia, you precious,
- blundering goose!&rdquo; and thereupon she dragged out from beneath the bed
- valance a pint bottle of violet ink, and then relapsed into a paroxysm of
- voiceless mirth. Just then the hack door opened, and in hurried Uncle
- Harry, Edith, and Patty, much terrified, for they had heard the shouts and
- gasps and excited voices from outside, and supposed that Lilia must at
- least have fallen into convulsions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me see the poor child immediately,&rdquo; cried Mr. Winship. &ldquo;What is the
- trouble with you, Bell? are you demented? and where is Lilia?&rdquo; looking at
- the apparently empty bed, for Lilia had wound herself in the sheets and
- blankets, disappeared from view, and was endeavoring to force a pillow
- into her mouth in order to render her shame-faced laughter inaudible. &ldquo;Are
- you trying to play a joke on me?&rdquo; continued he, with as much dignity as
- was consistent with an attire made up of an undershirt, a pair of
- trousers, overshoes, a tall hat, and a gold-headed cane which he had quite
- unconsciously caught up in his hasty flight from his chamber.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fact is,&rdquo; answered Bell, between her gasps, and trying desperately
- hard to regain her sobriety,&mdash;&ldquo;the fact is&mdash;Uncle Harry&mdash;we
- made&mdash;a mistake, and so did&mdash;Lilia. There were two bottles just
- alike on the wash-stand, and in the night she bathed her face for five
- minutes in the purple ink! Oh, oh, oh!!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry's face relaxed into a broad smile as he realized the joke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Mr. Winship, you should have seen her!&rdquo; sighed Jo, lifting her head
- from the sofa-pillow, with streaming eyes. &ldquo;All her face, except part of
- her forehead and one cheek, was covered with enormous dark purple
- blotches. She looked like a clown, or a Fourth of July fantastic, or
- anything else frightful!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Edith, slyly, &ldquo;Bell said mortification had taken place. I
- don't think Lilia has ever been more mortified than she is now; do you?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Puns are out of place, Edith,&rdquo; said Bell, severely. &ldquo;Don't hurry, Uncle
- Harry. Don't let any thought of your rather peculiar attire cause you
- embarrassment.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- But before Bell's teasing voice had ceased, the last thud, thud of his
- rubbers, and click, click of his gold-headed cane were heard in the hall,
- and he thought, as he tried to finish his early morning nap, that it would
- be a long time before he allowed those madcap girls to rout him out of bed
- again at five o'clock on a winter's day.
- </p>
- <p>
- As for the girls themselves, they did not even make a trial of slumber,
- but first scrubbed Lilia energetically with hard soap and pumice, and then
- made molasses candy, determined that the roaring kitchen fire should be
- used to some purpose.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having gained so much time by the unusual way in which they had started
- the day, they were enabled to look back at nightfall on an unprecedented
- number of activities, some of them rather unique and original. There was a
- call upon Emma Jane's mother, another upon Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm,
- a sleigh-ride with Geoffrey Strong, the vehicle being a truck for hauling
- wood, an hour's coasting down Brigadier hill, and a trip to the doctor's
- for courtplaster and arnica and peppermint and cough lozenges. Then
- directly after luncheon Bell and Jo made a private and confidential call
- upon Grandma Win-ship's pig, leaving with him as evidences of regard
- several samples of their own cookery. This call they hoped was unnoticed,
- but an hour afterwards the other four girls were espied coming from the
- Winships', all clad in black garments of one sort or another. When
- questioned as to the meaning of this mysterious piece of foolishness they
- merely remarked that they, too, had called upon the Winships pig, but that
- it was a visit of condolence and sympathy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER IV&mdash;A WINTER PICNIC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">Y</span>OU may think that
- Lilia's &ldquo;mortification&rdquo; was quite an excitement in this enterprising young
- household; yet I assure you that never twenty-four hours passed but a
- ridiculous adventure of some kind overtook the girls. The daily bulletin
- which they carried over to Mrs. Carter at the Winter Farm kept the worthy
- inmates in constant wonderment as to what would happen next. Sometimes
- there was a regular programme for the next day, prepared the night before,
- but oftener, things happened of themselves, and when they do that, you
- know, pleasure seems a deal more satisfying and delightful, because it is
- unexpected. Uncle Harry was in great demand, and very often made one of
- the gay party of young folks off for a frolic. They defied King Winter
- openly, and went on all sorts of excursions, even on a bona-fide picnic,
- notwithstanding the two feet of snow on the ground. The way of it was
- this: On Friday, the boys&mdash;Hugh Pennell, Bell's cousin, Jack Brayton,
- and the young schoolmaster&mdash;turned the great bare hall in the top of
- the old Winship family house into a woodland bower.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the way, I have not told you much about Geoffrey Strong yet, because
- the girls of the story have had everything their own way, but Geoffrey
- Strong was well worth knowing. He was only eighteen years old, but had
- finished his sophomore year at Bowdoin College, and was teaching the
- district school that he might partly earn the money necessary to take him
- through the remainder of the course. He was as sturdy and strong as his
- name, or as one of the stout pine-trees of his native State, as gentle and
- chivalrous as a boy knight of the olden time; as true and manly a lad, and
- withal as good and earnest a teacher, notwithstanding his youth, as any
- little country urchin could wish. Mr. Win-ship was his guardian, and thus
- he had become quite one of the Winship family.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys were making the picnic grounds when I interrupted my story with
- this long parenthesis. They took a large pair of old drop curtains used at
- some time or other in church tableaux, and made a dark green carpet by
- stretching them across the floor smoothly and tacking them down; they
- wreathed the pillars and trimmed the doors and windows with evergreens,
- and then planted young spruce and cedar and hemlock trees in the corners
- or scattered them about the room firmly rooted in painted nail-kegs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks rather jolly, boys, doesn't it?&rdquo; cried Jack, rubbing his cold
- fingers, &ldquo;but I'm afraid we've gone as far as we can; we can't make birds
- and flowers and brooks!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the special difficulty?&rdquo; asked Geoffrey. &ldquo;We'll borrow Grandmother
- Winship's two cages of canaries and Mrs. Adams' two; then we'll bring over
- Mrs. Carter's pet parrot, and altogether we'll be musical enough,
- considering the fact that the thermometer is below zero.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This suggestion of Geoff's they accordingly adopted, and their mimic
- forest became tuneful.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next stroke of genius came from Hugh Pennell. He found bunches of
- white and yellow everlastings at home with which he mixed some cleverly
- constructed bright tissue-paper flowers, of mysterious botanical
- structure. He planted these in pots, and tied them to shrubs, and behold,
- their forest bloomed!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But we have finished now, boys,&rdquo; said Hugh, dejectedly, as he put his
- last bed of whiteweed and buttercups under a shady tree. (They were made
- of paper, and were growing artistically in a moss-covered chopping-tray.)
- &ldquo;We can't get up a brook, and a brook is a handy thing at a picnic, too.
- Good for the small children to fall into, good for drinking, good for
- dish-washing, good for its cool and musical tinkle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I have an idea,&rdquo; suggested Jack, who was mounted on a step-ladder busily
- engaged in tying a stuffed owl and a blue jay to a tree-top. &ldquo;I have an
- idea. We can fill the ice-water tank, put it on a shelf, let the water run
- into a tub, then station a boy in the corner to keep filling the tank from
- the tub. There's your stagnant pool and your running streamlet. There's
- your drinking-water, your dish-washer, your musical tinkle, and possibly
- your small child's watery grave. What could be more romantic?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Out with him!&rdquo; shouted Geoff. &ldquo;He ought to be drowned for proposing such
- an apology for a brook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fail to see the point,&rdquo; said Jack; &ldquo;the sound would be sylvan and
- suggestive, and I've no doubt the girls would be charmed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll brook no further argument on the subject,&rdquo; retorted Hugh; &ldquo;the
- afternoon is running away with us. We might bring up the bath-tub, or the
- watering-trough, sink it in an evergreen bank and surround it with house
- plants, but I don't think it would satisfy us exactly. I'll tell you, let
- us give up the brook and build a sort of what-do-you-call'em for a
- retreat, in one corner.&rdquo; After some explanations from Hugh about his plan,
- the boys finally succeeded in manufacturing something romantic and
- ingenious. Two blooming oleanders in boxes were brought from Uncle Harry's
- parlor, there was a hemlock tree with a rustic seat under it, there was an
- evergreen arch above, there was a little rockery built with a dozen stones
- from the old wall behind the barn, and there were Miss Jane Sawyer's
- potted scarlet geraniums set in among them, all surmounted by two banging
- baskets and a bird-cage. With nothing save an airtight stove to warm it
- into life (the ugliness of the stove quite hidden by screens of green
- boughs), the cold, bare hall was magically changed into a green forest,
- vocal with singing birds and radiant with blooming flowers.
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys swung their hats in irrepressible glee.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Won't this be a surprise to the people, though! Won't they think of the
- desert blooming as the rose!&rdquo; cried Hugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I fancy it won't astonish Uncle Harry and Grandmother much,&rdquo; answered
- Jack, dryly, &ldquo;inasmuch as we've nearly borrowed them out of house and home
- during the operation. Old Mrs. Winship said when I took her hammer,
- hatchet, chopping-tray, house plants, and screw-driver, that perhaps she
- had better go over to Mrs. Carter's and board. The girls will be fairly
- stunned, though. Just imagine Bell's eyes! I told them we'd see to
- sweeping and heating the hall, but they don't expect any decorations.
- Well, I'm off. Lock the door, Geoff, and guard it like a dragon; we meet
- at eleven to-morrow morning, do we? Be on hand, sharp, and let us all go
- in and view the scene together. I wouldn't for worlds miss hearing and
- seeing the girls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack and Hugh started for home, and Geoff went downstairs to run a
- gauntlet of questioning from Jo Fenton, who was present in Grandmother
- Winship's kitchen on one of the borrowing tours of the day, and extremely
- anxious to find out why so much mysterious hammering was going on.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these preparations were in progress, the six juvenile housekeepers
- were undergoing abject suffering in their cookery for the picnic. It had
- been a day of disasters from beginning to end&mdash;the first really
- mournful one in their experience.
- </p>
- <p>
- It commenced bright and early, too; in fact, was all ready for them before
- they awoke in the morning, and the coal fire began it, for it went out in
- the night. Everybody knows what it is to build a fire in a large coal
- stove; it was Jo's turn as stoker and tirewoman, and I regret to say that
- this circumstance made her a little cross, in fact, audibly so.
- </p>
- <p>
- After much searching for kindling-wood, however, much chattering of teeth,
- for the thermometer was below zero, much vicious banging of stove doors,
- and clattering of hods and shovels, that trouble was overcome. But, dear
- me! it was only the first drop of a pouring rain of accidents, and at last
- the girls accepted it as a fatal shower which must fall before the weather
- would clear, and thus resigned themselves to the inevitable.
- </p>
- <p>
- The breakfast was as bad as a breakfast knew how to be. The girls were all
- cooks to-day in the exciting preparation for the picnic, for they wanted
- to take especially tempting dainties in order that they might astonish
- more experienced providers. Patty scorched the milk toast; Edith, that
- most precise and careful of all little women under the sun, broke a
- platter and burned her fingers; Lilia browned a delicious omelet, and
- waved the spider triumphantly in the air, astonished at her own success,
- when, alas, the smooth little circlet slipped illnaturedly into the coal
- hod. Lilia stood still in horror and dismay, while Bell fished it hastily
- out, looking very crumpled, sooty, shrunken, and generally penitent, if an
- omelet can assume that expression. She slapped it on the table severely,
- and said, with a little choke and tear in her voice:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The last of the eggs went into that omelet, and it is going to he rinsed,
- and fried over, and eaten. There isn't another thing in the house for
- breakfast. There is no bread; Alice put cream-of-tartar into the
- buckwheats, instead of saleratus, and measured it with a tablespoon
- besides; Miss Miranda's cat upset the milk can; the potatoes are frozen;
- and I am ashamed to borrow anything more of Grandmother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never,&rdquo; cried Alice, with much determination. &ldquo;Sooner eat omelet and coal
- hod, too! Never mind the breakfast! there are always apples. What shall we
- take to the picnic? We can suggest luncheon at high noon, and no one will
- suspect we haven't breakfasted.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let's make mince pies,&rdquo; cried Jo, animatedly, from her seat on the
- wood-box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goose,&rdquo; answered Bell, with a sarcastic smile. &ldquo;There's plenty of time to
- make mince-meat, of course!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At any rate, we must have jelly-cake,&rdquo; said Lilia, with decision, while
- dishing up the injured omelet for the second time. &ldquo;We had better carry
- the delicacies, for Mrs. Pennell and the boys will be sure to bring bread
- and meat and common things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, tarts, tarts!&rdquo; exclaimed Edith, in an ecstacy of reminiscence. &ldquo;I
- haven't had tarts for a perfect age! Do you think we could manage them?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They must be easy enough,&rdquo; answered Patty, with calm authority. &ldquo;Cut a
- hole out of the middle of each round thing, then till it up with jelly and
- bake it; that's simple.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0093.jpg" alt="0093 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0093.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Glad you think so,&rdquo; responded Edith, with an air of deep melancholy and
- cynicism, as she prepared to wash the cooking dishes and found an empty
- dish-water pot. &ldquo;I should think the jelly would grow hard and crusty
- before the tarts baked, but I suppose it's all right. Everything we touch
- to-day is sure to fail.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much better if you said, 'I'll try, I'll try, I'll try,'&rdquo; sang
- Bell, in a spasm of gayety.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how much sadder you will feel when you've tried, by and by,&rdquo; retorted
- Edith. &ldquo;Is there anything difficult about pastry, I wonder? Look in the
- cookbook. Does it have to be soaked over night like ham, or hung for two
- weeks like game, or put away in a stone jar like fruit-cake, or 'braised'
- or 'trussed' or 'larded' or anything?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Patty, looking up from the 'Bride's Manual,' &ldquo;but it has to be
- pounded on a marble slab with a glass rolling-pin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stuff and nonsense,&rdquo; said Bell, &ldquo;Tarts are nothing but pie-crust. This
- village is situated in the very middle of what is called the New England
- Pie Belt, and the glass rolling-pin and the marble slab have never been
- seen by the oldest or youngest inhabitant. I know that bride. When she
- makes pastry you can see her diamond engagement ring flash as she dips her
- turquoise scoop into her ruby flour-barrel. Look up soft gingerbread,
- Patty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Four cups best New Orleans molasses&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The molasses is out,&rdquo; said Jo; &ldquo;find jelly-cake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jelly all gone,&rdquo; said Bell; &ldquo;where, I can't think, for there were
- seventeen tumblers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The boys are awfully fond of it with bread,&rdquo; said Alice, reminiscently.
- &ldquo;How about doughnuts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; Bell answered, &ldquo;of course you'll go to the store for more
- eggs and a pail of lard. We're out of molasses, eggs, lard, ginger, jelly,
- patience, and luck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over an hour was spent in futile excursions through the cookery books,
- vain rummagings of the pantry and larder, frequent trips to the country
- store, and nothing was a triumphant success. Things that should have been
- thin were fat and puffy; those that should have risen high and light as
- air were flat and soggy; pots, pans, bowls, were heaped on one another in
- the sink until at one o'clock Alice Forsaith went to bed with a headache,
- leaving the kitchen in a state of general confusion and uproar. I cannot
- bear to tell you all the sorry incidents of that dreadful day, but Bell
- had shared in the blunders with the rest. She had gone to the store-room
- for citron, and had stumbled on a jar of frozen &ldquo;something&rdquo; very like
- mince-meat. This, indeed, was a precious discovery! She flew back to the
- kitchen, crying:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hurrah! We'll have the pies after all, girls! Mother has left a pot of
- mince-meat in the pantry. It's frozen, but it will be all right. You trust
- to me. I've made pies before, and these shall not be a failure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The spider was heated, and enough meat for three pies put in to thaw. It
- thawed, naturally, the fire being extremely hot, and it presently became
- very thin and curious in its appearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks like thick soup with pieces of chopped apple in it,&rdquo; said Lilia
- to Bell, who was patting down a very tough, substantial bottom crust on a
- pie plate.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We-l-l, it does!&rdquo; owned the head cook, frankly; &ldquo;but I suppose it will
- boil down or thicken up in baking. I don't like to taste it, somehow.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very natural,&rdquo; said Lilia, dryly. &ldquo;It doesn't look 'tasty;' and, to tell
- the truth, it does not look at all as I've been brought up to imagine
- mince-meat ought to look.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I can't be responsible for your 'bringing up,' Lill. Please pour it in,
- and I'll hold the plate.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The mixture trickled in; Bell put a very lumpy, spotted covering of dough
- over it, slashed a bold original design in the middle for a ventilator,
- and deposited the first pie in the oven with a sigh of relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just at this happy moment, Betty Bean, Mrs. Winship's maid-of-all-work,
- walked in with a can of kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you think that's funny looking mince-meat, Betty?&rdquo; asked Patty,
- pointing to the frying-pan.
- </p>
- <p>
- Betty the wise looked at it one moment, and then said, with youthful
- certainty and disdain: &ldquo;'Tain't no more mince-meat than a cat's
- foot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was decisive, and the utterance fell like a thunder-bolt upon the
- kitchen-maids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gracious,&rdquo; cried Bell, dropping her good English and her rolling-pin at
- the same time. &ldquo;What do you mean? It looked exactly like it before it
- melted. What is it, then?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suet,&rdquo; answered cruel Betty Bean. &ldquo;Your ma chopped it and done it up in
- molasses for her suet plum puddins this winter. It's thick when it's cold;
- and when it was froze, maybe it did look like pie-meat with a good deal of
- apple in it; but it ain't no such thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was too much. If I am to relate truly the adventures of this
- half-dozen suffering little maidens, I must tell you that Bell entirely
- lost her sunny temper for a moment; caught up the unoffending spider
- filled with molasses and floating bits of suet; carried it steadily and
- swiftly to the back-door, hurled it into a snow-bank; slammed the door,
- and sat down on a flour-firkin, burying her face in the very dingy
- roller-towel. The girls stopped laughing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind, Bluebell,&rdquo; cooed Patty, sympathetically, smoothing her
- hostess's curly hair with a very doughnutty hand, and trying to wipe her
- flushed cheeks with an apron redolent of hot fat. &ldquo;You can use the rest of
- the pie-crust for tarts, and my doughnuts are swelling up
- be-yoo-ti-ful-ly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell withdrew the towel from her merry, tearful eyes, and said with savage
- emphasis:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If any of you dare tell this at the picnic to-morrow, or let Uncle Harry
- or the boys know about it, I'll&mdash;I don't know what I'll do,&rdquo; finished
- she, weakly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's a fearful threat,&rdquo; laughed Jo,&mdash;&ldquo;'The King of France and
- fifty thousand men plucked forth their swords! and put them up again.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so this cloud passed over, and another and yet another with comforting
- gleams of sunshine between, till at length it was seven o'clock in the
- evening before the dishes were washed and the kitchen tidied; then six as
- tired young housewives stretched themselves before the parlor fire as a
- bright blaze often shines upon. Bell, pale and pretty, was curled upon the
- sofa, with her eyes closed. The other girls were lounging in different
- attitudes of dejection, all with from one to three burned fingers
- enveloped in cloths. The results of the day's labor were painfully meager,&mdash;a
- colander full of doughnuts, some currant buns, molasses ginger-bread, and
- a loaf of tolerably light fruit cake. Out in the kitchen closet lay a
- melancholy pile of failure,&mdash;Alice's pop-overs, which had refused to
- pop; Patty's tarts, rocky and tough; and a bride's cake that would have
- made any newly married couple feel as if they were at the funeral of their
- own stomachs. The girls had flown too high in their journey through the
- cook book. Bell and Jo could really make plain things very nicely, and
- were considered remarkable caterers by their admiring family of
- school-mates; but the dainties they had attempted were entirely beyond
- their powers; hence the pile of wasted goodies in the closet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear,&rdquo; sighed Lilia. &ldquo;Nobody has spoken a word for an age, and I
- don't wonder, if everybody is as tired as I. Shall we ever be rested
- enough to go to-morrow?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was thinking,&rdquo; said Edith, dreamily, &ldquo;that we have only seven more days
- to stay. If they were all to be as horrible as this, I shouldn't care very
- much; but we have had such fun, I dread to break up housekeeping. The
- chief trouble with to-day was that we did no planning yesterday. We never
- looked into the store-room nor bought anything in advance nor settled what
- we should cook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Bell, waking up a little, &ldquo;we will crowd everything possible
- into the last week and make it a real carnival time. To-morrow is Saturday
- and the picnic; on Monday or Tuesday we'll have some sort of a 'pow-wow,'
- as Uncle Harry says, for the boys, in return for their invitation, and
- then we'll think of something perfectly grand and stupendous for Friday,
- our last day of fun. It will take from that until Monday to get the house
- into something like order for my mother's return. (This with a remorseful
- recollection of the terrible back bed-room, where everything imaginable
- had been 'dumped' for a week past.)
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I haven't finished trimming our shade hats,&rdquo; called Alice, faintly, from
- the distance. &ldquo;I will do it in the morning while you are packing the
- luncheon. Whatever we do let us unpack our baskets privately and try to
- mix in our food with Mrs. Carter's or Mrs. Winship's, so that nobody will
- know which is which.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The girls had tried to devise something jaunty, picturesque, and summery
- for a picnic costume; but the weather being too cold for a change of
- dress, they had only bought broad straw hats at the country store,&mdash;hats
- that farmers wore in haying time, with high crowns and wide brims. They
- had turned up one side of them coquettishly, and adorned it with funny
- silhouettes made of black paper, descriptive of their various adventures.
- Lilia's, for instance, had a huge ink bottle and sponge; Bell's a mammoth
- pie and frying-pan. Around the crowns they had tied colored scarfs of
- ribbon or gauze, interwoven with bunches of dried grasses, oats, and
- everlastings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Half-past eight found them all sleep-in as soundly as dormice; and the
- next morning with the recuperative power that youth brings, they awoke
- entirely refreshed and ready for the fray.
- </p>
- <p>
- The picnic was a glorious success. It was a clear, bright day, and not
- very cold; so that with a good fire they were able to have a couple of
- windows open, and to feel more as if they were out in the fresh air. The
- surprise and delight of the girls knew no bounds when they were ushered
- into their novel picnic ground, and even the older people avowed that they
- had never seen such a miracle of ingenuity. The scene was as pretty a one
- as can be imagined, though the young people little knew how lovely a
- picture they helped to make in the midst of their pastoral surroundings.
- Six charming faces they were, happy with girlish joy, sweet and bright
- from loving hearts, and pure, innocent, earnest living. Bell was radiant,
- issuing orders for the spread of the feast, flying here and there,
- laughing over a stuffed snake under a bush (Geoff's device), and talking
- merry nonsense with Hugh, her arch eyes shining with mischief under her
- great straw hat.
- </p>
- <p>
- Marcus Aurelius, the parrot, talked, and the canaries sang as if this were
- the last opportunity any of them ever expected to have; while the
- embroidered butterflies and stuffed birds fluttered and swayed and danced
- on the quivering tree-twigs beneath them almost as if they were alive.
- </p>
- <p>
- The table-cloth was spread on the floor, in real picnic fashion, for the
- boys would allow neither tables nor chairs, and the lunch was simply
- delectable. Mrs. Win-ship, Mrs. Brayton, and Mrs. Pennell, with
- affectionate forethought, had brought everything that schoolgirls and boys
- particularly affect&mdash;jelly-cake, tarts, and hosts of other goodies.
- How the girls remembered their closetful of &ldquo;attempts&rdquo; at home; how they
- roguishly exchanged glances, yet never disclosed their failures; how they
- discoursed learnedly on baking-powder versus saleratus, raw potato versus
- boiled potato yeast; and with what dignity and assurance they discussed
- questions of household economy, and interlarded their conversation with
- quotations from the &ldquo;Young Housekeeper's Friend,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Bride's
- Manual.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the afternoon they played all sorts of games,&mdash;some quiet, more
- not at all so,&mdash;until at five o'clock, nearly dark in these short
- days, they left their make-believe forest and trudged home through the
- snow, baskets under their arms, declaring it a mistaken idea that picnics
- should be confined to summer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What a gl-orious time we've had!&rdquo; exclaimed Jo, as they busied themselves
- about the home dining-room. &ldquo;Yesterday seems like a horrible nightmare,
- or, at least, it would if it hadn't happened in the daytime, and if we
- hadn't the pantry to remind us of the truth. The things we carried were
- not so v-e-r-y bad, after all! I was really proud of the buns, and Patty's
- doughnuts were as 'swelled up' as Mrs. Drayton's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And a great deal yellower and spotted-er,&rdquo; quoth Edith, in a sly aside.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; admitted Patty, ruefully, &ldquo;there certainly was quite enough
- saleratus in them; but I think it very unbecoming in the maker of the
- bride's-cake to say anything about other people's mistakes! Bride's cake,
- indeed!&rdquo; she finished with a scornful smile.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;True!&rdquo; said Edith, much crushed by this heartless allusion to what had
- been the most thorough and expensive failure of the day; &ldquo;I can't deny it.
- Proceed with your sarcasm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This house 'looks as if it was going to ride out'! as Miss Miranda says,&rdquo;
- exclaimed Alice. &ldquo;Do let us try to straighten it before Sunday! The
- closets are all in snarls, the kitchen's in a mess, and the less said
- about the back bedroom the better.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Accordingly, inspired by Alice's enthusiasm, they began to work and to
- improve the hours like a whole hiveful of busy bees. They put on big
- aprons and washed pans and pots that had been evaded for two days, made
- fish-balls for breakfast, dusted, scrubbed, washed, mended, darned, and
- otherwise reduced the house to that especial and delicious kind of order
- which is likened unto apple-pie. And thus one week of the joys and trials
- of this merry half-a-dozen housekeepers was over and gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0005" id="link2HCH0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER V&mdash;OLD MAIDS AND YOUNG
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">M</span>ONDAY morning
- broke. Such a cold, dismal, drizzly morning! The wind whistled and blew
- about the cottage, until Lilia suggested tying the clothes-line round the
- chimneys and fastening it to the strong pine-trees in front, for greater
- safety. It snowed at six o'clock, it hailed at seven, rained at eight,
- stopped at nine, and presently began to go through the same varied
- programme. After breakfast, Bell went to the window and stood dreamily
- flattening her nose against the pane, while the others busied themselves
- about their several tasks.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, girls,&rdquo; said she at length, &ldquo;we've had four different kinds of
- weather this morning, so it may clear off after all, though I confess it
- doesn't look like it. It's too stormy to go anywhere, or for anybody to
- come to us, so we shall have to try violently in every possible way to
- amuse ourselves. I must run over to Miss Miranda's for the milk before it
- rains harder. Perhaps I shall stumble into some excitement on the way; who
- knows!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So saying, she ran out, and in a few minutes appeared in the yard wrapped
- in a bright red water-proof, the hood pulled over her head, and framing
- her roguish, rosy face. In ten minutes she returned breathless from a race
- across the garden, and a vain attempt to keep her umbrella right side out.
- She entered the room in her usual breezy way, leaving the doors all open,
- and sank into a chair, with an expression of mysterious mirth in her eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Guess what's happened!&rdquo; she asked, with sparkling eyes. &ldquo;I have the most
- enormous, improbable, unguessable surprise for you; you never will think,
- and anyway I can't wait to tell, so here it is: We are all invited to tea
- this afternoon with Miss Miranda and Miss Jane! Isn't that 'ridikilis'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell, Isabel,&rdquo; squeaked Jo, with a comically irreverent imitation of
- Miss Sawyer, &ldquo;air you a-going to accept?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes, Bell, we'd better go,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert. &ldquo;I should like to see
- the inside of that old house. I dare say we shall enjoy it, and it saves
- cooking.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We are remarkably favored,&rdquo; laughed Bell. &ldquo;I don't believe that anybody
- has been invited there since the Sewing Circle met with them three years
- ago. They live such a quiet, strange, lonely life! Their mother and father
- died when they were very young, more than thirty years ago. They were
- quite rich for the times, and left their daughters this big house all
- furnished and quantities of lovely old-fashioned dishes and pictures. All
- the rooms are locked, but I'll try and melt Miss Miranda's heart, and get
- her to show us some of her relics. Scarcely anything has been changed in
- all these years, except that they have bought a cooking-stove. Miss Jane
- hates new-fangled things, and is really ashamed of the stove, I think; as
- to having a sewing-machine, or an egg-beater, or a carpet-sweeper,&mdash;why,
- she would as soon think of changing the fashion of her bonnet! I believe
- there isn't such a curious house, nor another pair of such dried-up,
- half-nice, half-disagreeable people in the country. There's Emma Jane with
- the butter! I'll meet her at the back door, get her to peel some potatoes
- and apples, make her sew a white ruffle in her neck, and make some
- original remark.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Bell's criticism of the Misses Sawyer and their home was quite just. The
- old brick house stood in a garden which, in the spring-time, was filled
- with odorous lilacs, blossoming apple-trees, and long rows of currant and
- gooseberry bushes. In the summer, too, there were actual groves of
- asparagus, gaudy sunflowers, bright hollyhocks, gay marigolds, royal
- flower-de-luce,&mdash;all respectable, old-fashioned posies, into whose
- hearts the humming-birds loved to thrust their dainty beaks and steal
- their sweetness. Then there were beds paved round with white clam-shells,
- where were growing trembling little bride's-tears, bachelor's-buttons,
- larkspur, and china pinks. No modern blossoms would Miss Miranda allow
- within these sacred ancient places, no begonias, gladioli, and &ldquo;sech,&rdquo;
- with their new-fangled, heathenish, unpronounceable names. The old flowers
- were good enough for her; and, certainly, they made a blooming spot about
- the dark house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, indeed, there was neither a leaf nor a bud to be seen; snow-birds
- perched and twittered on the naked apple-boughs, and rifts of snow lay
- over the sleeping seed-souls of the hollyhocks and marigolds, keeping them
- just alive and no more, in a freezing, cold-blooded sort of way common to
- snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- But if the garden outside looked like a relic of the olden time, the rooms
- inside seemed even more so. The &ldquo;keeping-room&rdquo; had been refurnished
- fifteen or twenty years before, but so well had it been kept, that there
- still hovered about it a painful air of newness. Over the stiff black
- hair-cloth sofa hung a funeral wreath in a shell frame, surrounded by the
- Sawyer family photographs&mdash;husbands and wives always taken in
- affectionate attitudes, that their relations might never be misunderstood.
- In a corner stood the mahogany &ldquo;what-not&rdquo; with its bead watch-cases,
- shells, and glass globes covering worsted-work flowers, together with more
- family pictures, daguerreotypes in black cases on the top shelf, and a
- marvelous blue china vase holding peacock feathers. Then there was a
- gorgeous &ldquo;drawn in&rdquo; rug before the fireplace, with impossible purple roses
- and pink leaves on its surface, and a marble-topped table holding a
- magnificent lamp with a glass fringe around it, and a large piece of red
- flannel floating in the kerosene.
- </p>
- <p>
- All these glories the girls were allowed to view as a great favor granted
- at Bell's earnest request. They examined the parlor and the curiosities in
- the diningroom cupboard with awe-struck faces, though their sobriety was
- almost overcome at the sight of some of the works of art which Miss
- Miranda held up for their reverential admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upstairs there were rooms scarcely ever opened. The bedsteads were
- four-posted, and so high with many feather beds that their sleepy
- occupants must have ascended a step-ladder to get into them, or climbed up
- the posts hand over hand and dropped down into the downy depths. The
- counterpanes and comforters were quilted in wonderful patterns. There was
- the &ldquo;wild-goose chase,&rdquo; the &ldquo;log cabin,&rdquo; the &ldquo;rocky mountain,&rdquo; the &ldquo;Irish
- plaid,&rdquo; and a &ldquo;charm quilt,&rdquo; in twelve hundred pieces, no two of which
- were alike. The windows in the best chamber had white cotton curtains with
- elaborate fringes; the looking-glass was long and narrow with a
- yellow-painted frame, and a picture, in the upper half, of Napoleon
- crossing the Alps, the Alps in question being very pointed and of a
- sky-blue color, while Napoleon, in full-dress uniform, with never an
- outrider nor a guide, was galloping up and over the dizzy peaks on a
- skittish-looking pony.
- </p>
- <p>
- These things nearly upset Jo's gravity, and she quite lost Miss Sawyer's
- favor by coughing down an irrepressible giggle when she was shown a
- painting of Burns and His Mary, done in oil by Miss Hannah, the oldest
- sister of the family, and long since dead. Miss Sawyer had no doubt that
- Hannah's genius was of the highest order, although the specimens of her
- skill handed down would astonish a modern artist. Burns and His Mary were
- seated on a bank belonging to a landscape certainly not Scottish; His
- Mary, with a pink tarlatan dress on, tucked to the waist; while a brook
- was seemingly purling over Burns' coat-tails spread out behind him on the
- bank. It was this peculiar detail which aroused Jo's mirth, as well it
- might, so that she could not trust herself to examine with the others Miss
- Hannah's last and finest effort&mdash;&ldquo;Maidens welcoming General
- Washington in the streets of Alexandria.&rdquo; The maidens, thirteen in number,
- were precisely alike in form and feature, all very smooth as to hair, long
- as to waist, short as to skirt, pointed as to toe, and carrying bouquets
- of exactly the same size and structure, tied up with green ribbon.
- </p>
- <p>
- The tour of inspection finished, the girls sat down to chat over their
- tatting and crochet work, while the two ladies went out to prepare supper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My reputation is gone,&rdquo; whispered Jo, solemnly. &ldquo;To think that I should
- have laughed when I had been behaving so beautifully all the afternoon;
- but Robbie Burns was the last straw that broke the camel's back of my
- politeness; I couldn't have helped it if Miss Miranda had eaten me instead
- of frowning at me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do you think?&rdquo; cried Lilia, jumping up impulsively and knocking down
- her chair in so doing, &ldquo;I'm going to beard the lion in his den, and see if
- they won't let me help them get supper. Don't you want to come, Jo?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The two girls ran across the long, cold hall, opened the kitchen door
- stealthily, and Jo asked in her sweetest tones, &ldquo;Can't we set the table or
- help in any way, Miss Miranda?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I thank you, Josephine; there is nothing to do, or leastways you
- wouldn't know where things are, and wouldn't be any good. The Porter girl
- may come in if she wants to, but two of you would only clutter up the
- kitchen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So Lilia went in meekly, and poor Jo flew back to the parlor, smarting
- under a bitter sense of disgrace. The sisters fortunately knew nothing of
- Lilia's aptitude for blunders, else she never would have been suffered to
- touch their precious household gods. As it was, by dint of extreme care,
- she managed to get the plum sauce on the table, and to set the chairs
- around it, without any serious disaster. To be sure, in cutting the dried
- beef, she notched a memorandum of the pieces shaved on each of her
- fingers, so that when she finished they were perfect little calendars of
- suffering; however, this only concerned herself, and she did not murmur,
- as most of her mistakes implicated other people.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half-past five they sat down to supper; and such a supper! Miss Miranda
- was evidently anxious to impress the young people. The best pink &ldquo;chany&rdquo;
- set had been unearthed, and there were besides other old dishes of great
- magnificence. Quaint British lustre pitchers held the milk and cream, a
- green dragon plate the cookies, and the &ldquo;Sheltered Peasant&rdquo; saucers came
- in for general admiration.
- </p>
- <p>
- The china was not more notable than the food. There were light soda
- biscuits, large in size and thick, and there was cold buttermilk bread; a
- blue and white bowl held tomato preserves, while a glass one was full of
- delicious applesauce cooked in maple-syrup; then there was a round, creamy
- cottage-cheese, white as a snow-ball; a golden, dried-pumpkin pie, baked
- in a deep yellow plate; the brownest and plummiest and indigestible-est of
- all plummy cakes, with doughnuts and sugar gingerbread besides. This array
- of good things being taken in with rapid and rabid glances, the girls
- exchanged involuntary looks of delight, and even emitted audible signs of
- happiness. To say that they did justice to the repast would be a feeble
- expression, for in truth the meals of their own preparation were irregular
- as to time, indifferent as to quality, and sometimes, when they calculated
- carelessly and unwisely, even small as to quantity.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0127.jpg" alt="0127 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0127.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- After tea was over, each of the girls was required to give, in answer to a
- string of questions asked, her entire family history; for no tidbit of
- information concerning other people's affairs was uninteresting to Miss
- Jane or Miss Miranda. This cross-examination being finished, they rose to
- go, unable to hear any longer the quiet, proper, suppressed atmosphere
- that pervaded the house. While they had been admiring the quaint,
- old-fashioned relics and busy devouring the appetizing New England
- goodies, they were quite at ease, but an hour or two of conversation had
- exhausted their adaptability. When they had taken their leave, and the
- sound of their merry voices and ringing laughter floated in from the
- country road, Miss Miranda sank into a chair, and waved a fan excitedly to
- and fro, her mouse-colored complexion quite flushed and pink from the
- unwonted dissipation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wall, Jane,&rdquo; said she, &ldquo;it's over now, and we've done our dooty by Mis'
- Winship; she's a good neighbor, and I wanted to act right by Isabel when
- her Ma was away, but of all the crazy, 'stivering' girls I ever see, them
- do beat all; though they did behave tolerable well this afternoon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They seemed to enjoy their supper,&rdquo; said Miss Jane; &ldquo;I never saw girls
- make a heartier meal.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They did for certain,&rdquo; continued Miranda, &ldquo;too hearty most. I thought.
- That light-haired girl with the blue ear-rings left her meat hash, that'll
- sour before we can warm it over again, and et and et fruit cake till I was
- afraid she'd have fits at the table. We ought to be very thankful we
- hevn't any young ones or men-folks to cook for, Jane.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with that expression of gratitude on her lips, she lighted a candle,
- and after locking up the house securely, the two spinsters went to their
- bedrooms to sleep the sleep of the calm and the virtuous.
- </p>
- <p>
- Their merry visitors, undisturbed by the pelting rain from above, and the
- deep &ldquo;slush&rdquo; beneath, waded over into their own grounds with many a hearty
- laugh and jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, how delightful our own sitting-room looks!&rdquo; exclaimed Patty, as they
- opened the door and gathered about the cheerful fire on the hearth. And,
- indeed, it did, after the stiff, prim arrangement of the rooms they had
- left. The flickering blaze cast soft shadows on the walls, and touched the
- marbles on the brackets with rosy tints; the canary-birds were fast asleep
- with their heads hidden under their wings, and the dog and cat were
- snoozing peacefully together on the hearth-rug. The young people, as well
- as the room, belonged to another generation than Miss Miranda's and Miss
- Jane's, a brighter, freer, fresher one, with a wider outlook, and quite
- different problems and responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We never can be jollier than this!&rdquo; cried Lilia, in an irrepressible
- burst of appreciation. &ldquo;Oh, that it might last forever, and that
- seminaries for young ladies might be turned into zoological gardens! Then
- we could keep house here this week, the next week, and eternally, taking
- tea with Miss Miranda whenever she asked us to come. What a good supper
- that was, girls! Oh, Bell and Jo, you ought to be overcome with remorse
- when you think what you might give us to eat, if you were only skillful,
- energetic, and ingenious!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're the very essence of thanklessness!&rdquo; answered Bell, in high
- dudgeon. &ldquo;It's nothing less than fiery martyrdom to cook for you girls,
- when you are so ungrateful. Your special seminary will not be so far
- removed from a zoological garden when <i>you</i> return to it, that is
- certain!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My dear child, I am sorry already for my remark,&rdquo; said Lilia, in feigned
- repentance. &ldquo;It was very thoughtless in me to arouse your anger until
- after the next meal. Any impertinence of ours is sure to be visited upon
- us in the form of oatmeal porridge, or salt fish and crackers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lilia Porter, if you want to be an angel by and by, it would be better to
- draw your thoughts away from eatables for a time; you talk quite too much
- about food,&rdquo; said Edith Lambert, who had a very hearty appetite, but never
- called attention to it. &ldquo;When you have done with your nonsense, I have
- something to propose for our final 'good time.' We have only four days, 'tis
- true, and 'pity 'tis 'tis true; but we must go away with
- flying colors, and so astonish the natives with our genius that the
- village will talk of us for months to come.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Si-lence in court!&rdquo; cried Jo, impressively. &ldquo;Let me offer you the coal
- hod for a platform; it won't tip over; go on, you look as dignified as a
- policeman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stop your nonsense, Jo. You remember, Bell, the evening when we made a
- comic pantomime of 'Young Lochinvar,' and acted it before the teachers and
- seniors?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indeed I do,&rdquo; laughed Bell, in recollection. &ldquo;We girls took all the
- characters. What fun it was!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why can't we do that again, changing and improving it, of course? The
- boys are so clever and bright about anything of the kind that they would
- be irresistibly funny. What do you think?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I like the idea,&rdquo; exclaimed Patty Weld. &ldquo;Uncle Harry's large hall would
- be just the place for it, and the stage is already there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So it is; how fortunate,&rdquo; agreed Alice; &ldquo;we couldn't think of anything
- that would be greater fun. How shall we cast the characters! You must be
- the bride, Bell, the 'fair Ellen!' you will do it better than anybody. Jo
- will make up into the funniest old lady for a mother, and the rest of us
- can be the bride-maidens. Hugh Pennell will be a glorious Young Lochinvar,
- if he can be persuaded to run away with Bell&mdash;&rdquo; this with a sly
- glance at her hostess.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Edith, &ldquo;and poor Jack will have to be the 'craven bridegroom,'
- who loses his bride, and Geoff, the stern parent.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Uncle Harry will read the poem for us, I know,&rdquo; continued Bell; &ldquo;he does
- that sort of thing often at the church, and does it beautifully. Phil
- Howard, Royal Lawrence, and Harry will be bridemen. We'll perform the
- piece in such a tragic way that each separate hair in the audience will
- stand erect.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, oh, the labor of it, girls!&rdquo; sighed Patty&mdash;&ldquo;wooden horses to be
- made for the elopement scene, Scottish dresses, and all sorts of toggery
- to be hunted up; can we ever do it in time, with our house-cleaning before
- us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nonsense, of course we can,&rdquo; rejoined Bell, energetically. &ldquo;We will
- consult every book on private theatricals, Scottish history, manners, and
- costumes in this house, and Uncle Harry's, too. Let us get up at five
- to-morrow morning, have a simple breakfast of&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cornmeal mush or dry bread and milk,&rdquo; finished Lilia, with grim sarcasm.
- &ldquo;If time must be saved, of course, it must come out of the cooking! How
- are we to do this amount of work on a low diet, I should like to know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How are the cooks to get time for anything outside the kitchen if they
- humor your unnatural appetites! Out of kindness, we propose to lower you
- gradually, meal by meal, into the pit of boarding-school fare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.' I don't care to be starved
- beforehand by way of getting used to it,&rdquo; retorted Lilia, as she lighted
- the bedroom candles. &ldquo;Come, dears, do cover the fire; it was sleepy-time
- an hour ago, and if you want to see something beautiful, look through the
- piazza window.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Beneath them lay the steep river bank, smooth with its white, glittering
- crust, above which a few naked alders pushed their snow-weighted
- finger-tips; one rugged old pine-tree stood in the garden, grand, dark,
- and fearless; the quiet part of the river had been turned by King Winter
- into an icy mirror; but over the dam a hundred yards below, the waters
- tumbled too furiously to be frozen. The old bridge looked like a silver
- string tying together the two little villages, and over all was the
- dazzling winter moonlight.
- </p>
- <p>
- Six dreamy faces now at the cottage window. Six girlish figures, all drawn
- closely together, with arms lovingly clasped. The white beauty, and the
- solemn stillness of the picture hushed them into quietness. One minute
- passed and then another, while the spell was working, till at length Bell
- impulsively bent her brown head, and said softly: &ldquo;If the minister were
- here he would say, 'Let us pray.' It makes me want to whisper, 'Dear Lord,
- make us pure and white within, as thy world is without.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Amen,&rdquo; murmured Edith and Patty, in the same breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pull down the curtain,&rdquo; sighed Jo; &ldquo;it makes me feel wicked!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah, don't, don't, not quite yet!&rdquo; pleaded Edith, &ldquo;it is too heavenly and
- it can't do us any harm to feel wicked. It reminds me of Tennyson's 'St.
- Agnes' Eve,' of the white, white picture she looked out upon from her
- convent window the night she was lifted to the golden doors of heaven&mdash;the
- poem you recited for the medal, Alice,&mdash;say a verse of it.&rdquo; And
- Alice, half under her breath, repeated the lovely lines:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;As these white robes are soil'd and
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- dark
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder shining ground;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As this pale taper's earthly spark,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To yonder argent round;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shines my soul before the Lamb,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My spirit before Thee;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So in mine earthly house I am
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To that I hope to be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /> <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2HCH0006" id="link2HCH0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CHAPTER VI&mdash;&ldquo;THE END OF THE PLAY&rdquo;
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">O</span>N the next
- morning, and, indeed, on all of those left of their stay, the six
- housekeepers were up at an alarmingly early hour, so that the sun,
- accustomed to being the earliest of all risers, felt himself quite
- behindhand and outshone.
- </p>
- <p>
- In vain he clambered up over the hillside in a desperate hurry; the girls
- were always before him with lighted candles. As for the clock, it held up
- its hands with astonishment, and struck five shrill exclamation points of
- surprise to see six wide-awake young persons tumbling out of their warm
- nests before the world was lighted or heated.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day's hours were hardly enough for the day's plans, for there were
- farewell coasting, skating, and sleighing parties, besides active daily
- preparations for the pantomime. The costumes of the hoys were gorgeous to
- behold, and were fashioned entirely by the girls' clever fingers. They
- consisted of scarlet or blue flannel shirts, short plaid kilts, colored
- stockings striped with braid, sashes worn over shoulders, and jaunty
- little caps with bobbing quills.
- </p>
- <p>
- On the last happy evening of their stay, the eventful evening of &ldquo;Young
- Lochinvar,&rdquo; the guests gathered from all the surrounding country to see
- the frolic. There were people from North Edgewood, South Edgewood, East
- Edge-wood, and West Edgewood; from Edgewood Upper Corner, Edgewood Lower
- Corner, and Edgewood Four Corners, and everybody had brought his uncles
- and cousins.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the big dressing-room the young actors were assembled,&mdash;and
- fortunately in a high state of exuberance and excitement, else they would
- have been decidedly frightened at the ordeal before them. Jo, mirror in
- hand, was trying to make herself look seventy; and, though she had not
- succeeded, she had transformed herself into a very presentable Scottish
- dame, with her short satin gown and apron, lace kerchief and spectacles.
- Edith was giving a pair of pointed burnt-cork eyebrows to Hugh, that he
- might wear a sufficiently dashing and defiant countenance for Lochinvar,
- while Jack stood before the glass practicing his meek expression for the
- jilted bridegroom.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0145.jpg" alt="0145 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0145.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Bell had sunk into a chair, and folded her hands to &ldquo;get up&rdquo; her courage.
- As to her dress, nobody knew whether it was the proper one for a Scottish
- bride or not; but it was the only available thing, and certainly she
- looked in it a very bewitching and sufficient excuse for Lochinvar's rash
- folly. It was of some shining white material, and came below the ankle,
- just showing a pair of jaunty high-heeled slippers; the skirt was
- 'broidered and flounced to the belt, the waist simple and full, with short
- puffed sleeves; while a bridal veil and dainty crown of flowers made her
- as winsome and bonny as a white Scottish rose. Emma Jane Perkins stood in
- one corner paralyzed by her own good looks. Her red hair was waved and
- hanging in her neck, and her dress was white. She hoped she could be
- trusted to bring in this overpowering weight of beauty at the right
- moment, but felt a little doubtful.
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry stumbled in at the low door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Are you ready, young fry?&rdquo; asked he. &ldquo;It is half-past seven, and we ought
- to begin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Put out the footlights, give the people back their money, and tell them
- the prima donna is dangerously ill!&rdquo; gasped Bell, faintly, fanning herself
- with a box-cover. &ldquo;I don't believe I can ever do it. Hugh, are you
- perfectly sure our horse won't break down on the stage when we elope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Calm yourself, 'fair Ellen,' and trust to my horsemanship. Doesn't the
- poem say:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- 'Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And doesn't this exactly embody Scott's idea?&rdquo;&mdash;pointing to a wild
- and cross-eyed wooden effigy mounted on a pair of trucks.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- You have all read Sir Walter Scott's poem of &ldquo;Young Lochinvar,&rdquo; and many a
- time, I hope, for they are brave old verses:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Oh, young Lochinvar is come out of the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- West,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Through all the wide Border his steed
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- was the best,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And, save his good broadsword, he
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- weapons had none;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- He rode all unarmed, and he rode all
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- alone.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So faithful in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- There never was knight like the young
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- And then, you remember, the young knight rode fast and far, stayed not for
- brakes, stopped not for stones, but all in vain; for ere he alighted at
- Netherby Gate, the fair Ellen, overcome by parental authority, had
- consented to be married to another:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For a laggard in love and a dastard in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Was to wed the fair Ellen of brave
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- But he, nothing daunted, boldly entered the bridal hall among bridemen and
- bridemaids and kinsmen, thereby raising so general a commotion that the
- bride's father cried at once, the poor craven bridegroom being struck
- quite dumb:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;Oh, come ye in peace here, or coyne ye
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- inivar,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Or to dance at our bridal, young Lord
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- Lochinvar?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The lover answers with apparent indifference that though he has in past
- times been exceedingly fond of the young person called Ellen, he has now
- merely come to tread a measure and drink one cup of wine with her, for
- although love swells like the tide, it ebbs like it also. So he drinks her
- health, while she sighs and blushes, weeps and smiles, alternately; then
- he takes her soft hand, her parents fretting and fuming the while, and
- leads the dance with her,&mdash;he so stately, she so lovely, that they
- are the subject of much envy, admiration, and sympathy. But while thus
- treading the measure, he whispers in her ear something to which she
- apparently consents without much unwillingness, and at the right moment
- they dance out from the crowd of kinsmen to the door of the great hall,
- where in the darkness the charger stands ready saddled. Quick as thought
- the dauntless lover swings his fair Ellen lightly up, springs before her
- on the saddle, and they dash furiously away:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;She is won! We are gone, over ban,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- bush, and scaur;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- They'll have fleet steeds that follow
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quoth young Lochinvar.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- As soon as their flight is discovered, there is wild excitement and hasty
- mounting of all the Netherby Clan; there is racing and chasing over the
- fields, but &ldquo;the laggard in love and the dastard in war&rdquo; never recovers
- his lost Ellen.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So daring in love, and so dauntless in
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- war,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Have ye e'er heard of gallant like
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- young Lochinvar?
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- Uncle Harry read the poem through in such a stirring way that the audience
- was fairly warmed into interest; then, standing by the side of the stage
- with the curtain rolled up, he read it again, line by line, or verse by
- verse, to explain the action.
- </p>
- <p>
- During the first stanza, Lochinvar made his triumphal entrance, riding a
- prancing hobby-horse with a sweeping tail of raveled rope, and a mane to
- match, gorgeous trappings adorned with sleigh-bells and ornamental paper
- designs, and bunches of cotton tacked on for flecks of foam.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lochinvar himself wore gray pasteboard armor, a pair of carpet slippers
- with ferocious spurs, red mittens, and carried a huge carving-knife. His
- costume alone was food for amusement, but the manner in which he careered
- wildly about the stage, displaying his valorous horsemanship as he rode to
- the wedding, was perfectly irresistible.
- </p>
- <p>
- The next scene opened in Netherby Hall, showing the bridal party all
- assembled in gala dress. Into this family gathering presently strode the
- determined lover, with his carving-knife sheathed for politeness' sake.
- Then followed a comical pantomime between the angry parents, who demanded
- his intentions, and the adroit Lochinvar, who declared them to be
- peaceful. The father (Geoffrey Strong) at last gave him unwilling
- permission to drink one cup of wine and tread one measure with the bride.
- She kissed the goblet (a tin quart measure), he quaffed off the spirit,
- and threw down the cup. Pair Ellen bridled with pleasure, and promenaded
- about the room on his arm, while the bridegroom looked on wretchedly, the
- parents quarreled, and the bride-maidens whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- &ldquo;'Tivere better by far
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- To have matched our fair cousin with
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- young Lochinvar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- At the first opportunity, the guests walked leisurely out, and young
- Lochinvar seized an imaginary chance to draw Ellen hastily back into the
- supper room. He whispered the magic word into her ear, she started in
- horror and drew back; he urged; she demurred; he pleaded; she showed signs
- of surrender; he begged on his bended knees; she yielded at length to the
- plan of the elopement, with all its delightful risks. Then Lochinvar
- darted to the outside door and brought in his charger,&mdash;rather an
- unique proceeding, perhaps, but necessary under the circumstances,
- inasmuch as the audience could not be transported to the proper scene of
- the mounting. As the flight was to be made on horseback, much ingenuity
- and labor were needed to arrange it artistically. The horse's head was the
- work of Geoff's hand, and for meekness of expression, jadedness,
- utterly-cast-down-and-worn-out-ness, it stood absolutely unrivalled. A
- pair of trucks were secreted beneath the horse-blankets, and the front
- legs of the animal pranced gaily out in front, taking that startling and
- decided curve only seen in pictures of mowing-machines and horseraces.
- Lochinvar quieted his fiery beast, and swung Ellen into the saddle, leaped
- up after her, waved his tall hat in triumph, and started off at a snail's
- pace, the horse being dragged by a rope from behind the scenes. When half
- way across the stage, Ellen clasped her lover's arm and seemed to have
- forgotten something. Everybody in the room at once guessed it must be some
- part of her trousseau. She explained earnestly in pantomime; Lochinvar
- refused to return; she insisted; he remained firm; she pouted and
- seemingly said that she wouldn't elope at all unless she could have her
- own way. He relented, they went back to Netherby Hall, and Ellen ran up a
- secret stairway and came down laden with maidenly traps. Greatly to the
- merriment of the observers, she loaded them on the docile horse in the
- very face of Lochinvar's displeasure&mdash;two small looking-glasses, a
- bird-cage, and a French bonnet. She then leisurely drew on a pair of huge
- India rubbers, unfurled a yellow linen umbrella, and just as her lover's
- patience was ebbing, suffered herself to be remounted. The second trip
- across the stage was accomplished in safety, though with anything but the
- fleetness common to elopements either in life or in poetry.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then came the pursuit&mdash;a most graphic and stirring scene, giving
- large opportunities to the supernumerary characters. Four bridemen on
- dashing hobbyhorses, jumping fences, leaping bars and ditches in hot
- excitement; four bride-maids, with handkerchiefs tied over their heads,
- running hither and thither in confusion; the old mother and father,
- limping in and straining their eyes for a sight of their refractory
- daughter; and last of all, poor Jack, the deserted bridegroom, on foot,
- with never a horse left to him, puffing and panting in his angry chase.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was done! How people laughed till they cried, how they continued to
- laugh for five minutes afterward, I cannot begin to tell you. The
- performance had been the perfection of fun from first to last, and seemed
- all the more inspiring because it was original with the bright bevy of
- young folks who had enacted the poem. Uncle Harry had renewed his youth,
- and received the plaudits of the crowd with unconcealed pleasure. The hero
- and heroine, Lochinvar and fair Ellen, had so generously provided dramatic
- opportunities for the minor actors that all had enjoyed an equal chance in
- the favor of the audience. There was neither envy, jealousy, nor
- heartburning; each of the girls gloried in the achievements of the others,
- and confessed that the mechanical ingenuity of the boys had made the
- triumph possible.
- </p>
- <p>
- At length the lights were all out, the finery bundled up, the many
- farewells said, and as the girls, escorted by their faithful young
- squires, trudged along the path through the orchard for the last time, sad
- thoughts would come, although the party was much too youthful and cheery
- to be gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Depart, fun and frolic!&rdquo; sighed Lilia, in mournful tones. &ldquo;Depart,
- breakfasts at any hour and other delights of laziness! Enter,
- boarding-school, books, bells, and other banes of existence!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It is really too awful to think or to speak about,&rdquo; sighed Jo. &ldquo;Now I
- know how Eve must have felt when she had to pack up and leave the garden;
- only she went because she insisted upon eating of the tree of knowledge,
- while I must go and eat, whether I will or not.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your appetite for that special fruit isn't so great that you'll ever be
- troubled with indigestion,&rdquo; dryly rejoined Patty, the student of the
- &ldquo;Jolly Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fancy starting off at half-past ten to-morrow morning; fancy reaching
- school at one, and sitting down stupidly to a dinner of broth, fried
- liver, and cracker-pudding! Ugh! it makes me shiver,&rdquo; said Alice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Think of us,&rdquo; cried Geoff, &ldquo;going back to college, and settling into
- regular 'digs.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If 'digs' is a contraction of dignitaries,&rdquo; said Edith, saucily, &ldquo;you'll
- never be those; if you mean you are to delve into the mines of learning,
- that's doubtful, too; but if it's a corruption of Digger Indian, I should
- say there might be some force in your remark. Oh, what matchless
- war-whoops you gave in the pursuit to-night. Every separate hair in Betty
- Bean's head stood on end, and the Misses Sawyer sat close together and
- trembled visibly!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a wonderful evening,&rdquo; remarked Hugh. &ldquo;There were persons there who
- said that Bell was beautiful and I was clever.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to annoy you,&rdquo; laughed Jo, &ldquo;but I heard exactly the
- opposite.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which only goes to show that both of us are both,&rdquo; retorted Bell.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And that sentence goes to show that a week's absence from the class in
- parsing and analysis has had its effect,&rdquo; said Patty. &ldquo;Look at our angel
- cottage, girls! Doesn't it look like a marble night-lamp with the hall
- light shining through all its sweet little windows'?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fire isn't out, that's fortunate,&rdquo; observed Alice, as she saw a small
- cloud of smoke issuing from the chimney.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good night and sweet dreams,&rdquo; called the hoys, when Geoffrey had unlocked
- the door of the cottage.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sweet dreams, indeed!&rdquo; the girls answered in chorus. &ldquo;The kitchen closet
- to put in order, also the shed, two trunks to pack, twenty-four hours'
- dishes to wash, and a million 'odd jobs' more or less.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't forget the borrowed articles to be returned,&rdquo; reminded Hugh. &ldquo;We'll
- take the pung and do that for you, also attend to the cleaning of the
- shed, which is more in our line than yours. Boys, let us give one rousing
- cheer for Dr. and Mrs. Winship, the model parents of the century!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The welkin rang with hurrahs, in which the girls joined with hearty vigor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now another rousing one for the model daughter of the century,&rdquo; cried
- Bell, modestly; &ldquo;the model daughter who had the bright idea and begged the
- model parents to assent to it. Of what use would have been the model
- parents, pray, unless they had had the model daughter with the bright
- idea?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- More cheers, lustier than ever, floated out into the orchard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The model daughter would have had a dull house-party with nothing but her
- bright idea to keep her company,&rdquo; said Jo Fenton, suggestively.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Three cheers for the house party! Three cheers for the 'Jolly Six!' Hip,
- hip, hurrah!&rdquo; and at this moment Uncle Harry's window opened and across
- the breadth of the orchard came the warning note of a conch shell, an
- instrument of much power, with which Uncle Harry called his men to dinner
- in haying time. Had it not been for this message of correction it is
- possible the enthusiastic young people might have cheered one another till
- midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- It was afternoon of the next day. The six little housekeepers were gone,
- and the dejected hoys went into the garden to take a last look at the
- empty cottage. On the door was a long piece of fluttering white paper,
- tied with black ribbon. It proved to be the parting words of the &ldquo;Jolly
- Six.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- How dear to our hearts are the scenes of
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- vacation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- When fond recollection presents them
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- to view!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The coasting, the sleigh-rides, and&mdash;chief
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- recreation&mdash;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That gayest of picnics with squires so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- true!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And note, torn away from the loved situ-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- ation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The hump of conceit will explosively
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- swell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- As proudly we think, never since the
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- creation,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Did any young housekeepers keep
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- house so well!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Think not our great genius too highly
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- we've rated,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For all that belongs to the kitchen we
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- know;
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- And feel that from infancy we have been
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- fated
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For scrubbing and cooking, far more
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- than for show.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The cook-stove and dish-pan to us are so
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- charming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So toothsome the compounds we often
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- have mixed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- That though you would think the news
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- somewhat alarming,
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- On housekeeping ever our minds are
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- quite fixed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Good-by to all hope of a fame uni-
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- versal!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- Farewell, vain ambition,&mdash;that way
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- madness lies!
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The rest of our youth shall be one long
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- rehearsal
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- For life in six cottages, all of this
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- size!
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <h3>
- B. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- J. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- P. W.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- A. F.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- E. L.
- </h3>
- <h3>
- L. P.
- </h3>
- <p class="indent10">
- X
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Their joint mark.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Witnessed by me this morning,
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Jack Frost, Notary Public.
- </p>
- <p class="indent10">
- Sealed with a snow flake.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The boys read this nonsense with hearty laughter, and latching the gate
- behind them, they went off, leaving the place deserted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are awfully jolly girls,&rdquo; said Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better than jolly,&rdquo; added Geoffrey, thoughtfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're right, Geoff; miles better and miles more than jolly,&rdquo; agreed
- Hugh. &ldquo;None like'em in Brunswick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Portland.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Bath.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Or in Augusta.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And with this outburst of respectful admiration the lads passed out of
- view.
- </p>
- <p>
- The setting sun shone rosily in at the piazza window that afternoon, but
- fell blankly against a gray curtain, instead of smiling into six laughing
- faces as before.
- </p>
- <p>
- A noisy crowd of sparrows settled on the bare branches over the door-step,
- twittering as if they expected the supper of bread-crumbs which girlish
- hands had been wont to throw them, and at last flew away disappointed. In
- the old house opposite, Miss Miranda sat in her high-backed chair,
- knitting as fiercely as ever, while Miss Jane was at her post by the
- window, drearily watching the sun go down.
- </p>
- <p>
- She turned away with the glow of a new thought in her wrinkled face.
- &ldquo;Mi-randy!&rdquo; called she, sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- No answer but the sharp click of knitting-needles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mirandy Sawyer! What do you say to invitin' our niece, Hannah, down here
- from the farm, and givin' her a couple of terms' schoolin'? Aurelia has
- her hands full raisin' that great family of children. She'd be glad one of
- 'em should have some advantages. We ain't seen Hannah since she was
- ten, but she was a nice appearin', pretty behavin' girl.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Miranda glanced ont of the window without speaking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems like a streak of sunshine had gone out o' the place with them
- young creeters, and I think we've lived here alone about long enough!&rdquo;
- continued Miss Jane. &ldquo;I should like to give one girl a chance of being a
- brighter, livelier woman than I am. Yes, you may drop your knittin',
- Mirandy, but you know it as well as I do!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No wonder that Miss Miranda looked very much as if she had been struck by
- lightning; the more wonder that the quiet old house didn't shake to its
- foundation, when this proposal was made. Indeed, old Tabby, on the
- hearth-rug, did wake up, startled, no doubt by the consciousness that a
- child's hand might pull her tail in days to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It does seem dreadful lonesome,&rdquo; Miss Miranda agreed, after a long pause.
- &ldquo;Hear Topsy howling in the kitchen; she's missin' the young life that's
- gone, and she'll have to git used to us all over again, jest as I said.
- Hannah would be considerable expense to us, and make a sight o' work, too.
- Of course, you've thought o' that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We take about so many steps, anyway,&rdquo; argued Miss Jane, &ldquo;and if the
- child's spry and handy, she may save us a few now and then. Tabitha ain't
- so much care, nor near so confinin', sence Topsy came to keep her comp'ny&mdash;even
- two cats is better'n one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There goes Emma Jane Perkins,&rdquo; exclaimed Miss Miranda, from her post of
- observation. &ldquo;She looks different somehow. I've always said I should think
- her face would ache, it's so hombly, but I guess she's passed her
- hombliest, and is going to improve. Mebbe Mis' Perkins has been givin' her
- spring medicine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I guess the 'spring medicine' has been two weeks' good time with that
- trainin' and careerin' houseful of girls,&rdquo; rejoined Miss Jane, wisely.
- &ldquo;Everybody in the village sits up kind o' smart and looks as if they'd
- taken a tonic. Maybe I'd better write to Aurelia on Sunday, Mirandy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebbe you had, Jane, and if she can't spare Hannah, say we'll take
- Rebecca, though I always thought she was a self-willed child, too full of
- her own fancies to be easy managed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This is not the time for Rebecca's story; but, as a matter of fact, Mrs.
- Aurelia Randall could not spare Hannah, who was docile, industrious, and
- of much assistance with the house-work, and as a matter of fact it was the
- somewhat dreaded Rebecca who did come from the far-away farm to live in
- the dull old house with Miss Jane and Miss Miranda. And all that befell
- this new family circle, formed almost by accident, and all that Rebecca
- did, or became, as well as everything that happened during the gradual
- beautifying of Emma Jane Perkins, was, as you see, the indirect result of
- Bell Winship's madcap experiment in housekeeping.
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END
- </h3>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
-
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