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-THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.
-
- NUMBER 20. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1840. VOLUME I.
-
-[Illustration: MALAHIDE CASTLE, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.]
-
-An ancient baronial castle, in good preservation and still inhabited by
-the lineal descendant of its original founder, is a rare object to find
-in Ireland; and the causes which have led to this circumstance are too
-obvious to require an explanation. In Malahide Castle we have, however,
-a highly interesting example of this kind; for though in its present
-state it owes much of its imposing effect to modern restorations and
-improvements, it still retains a considerable portion of very ancient
-date, and most probably even some parts of the original castle erected
-in the reign of King Henry II. Considered in this way, Malahide Castle
-is without a rival in interest, not only in our metropolitan county, but
-also perhaps within the boundary of the old English pale.
-
-The Castle of Malahide is placed on a gently elevated situation on
-a limestone rock near the village or town from which it derives its
-name, and of which, with its picturesque bay, it commands a beautiful
-prospect. In its general form it is quadrangular and nearly approaching
-to a square, flanked on its south or principal front by circular towers,
-with a fine “Gothic” entrance porch in the centre. Its proportions are
-of considerable grandeur, and its picturesqueness is greatly heightened
-by the masses of luxuriant ivy which mantle its walls. For much of its
-present architectural magnificence it is however indebted to its present
-proprietor, and his father, the late Colonel Talbot. The structure, as
-it appeared in the commencement of the last century, was of contracted
-dimensions, and had wholly lost its original castellated character,
-though its ancient moat still remained. This moat is however now filled
-up, and its sloping surface is converted into a green-sward, and planted
-with Italian cypresses and other evergreens.
-
-Interesting, however, as this ancient mansion is in its exterior
-appearance, it is perhaps still more so in its interior features. Its
-spacious hall, roofed with timber-work of oak, is of considerable
-antiquity; but its attraction is eclipsed by another apartment of
-equal age and vastly superior beauty, with which indeed in its way
-there is nothing, as far as we know, to be compared in Ireland. This
-unique apartment is wainscotted throughout with oak elaborately carved,
-in compartments, with subjects derived from scripture history, and
-though Gothic in their general character, some of them are executed
-with considerable skill; while the chimney-piece, which exhibits in
-its central division figures of the Virgin and Child, is carved with a
-singular degree of elegance and beauty. The whole is richly varnished,
-and from the blackness of tint which the wood has acquired from time, the
-apartment, as Mr Brewer well observes, assumes the resemblance of one
-vast cabinet of ebony.
-
-The other apartments, of which there are ten on each floor, are of
-inferior architectural pretensions, though some of them are of lofty
-and spacious proportions. But they are not without attractions of a
-high order, being enriched with some costly specimens of porcelain, and
-their walls covered with the more valuable ornaments of a collection of
-original portraits and paintings by the old masters. Among the former
-the most remarkable are portraits of Charles I. and Queen Henrietta
-Maria, by Vandyke; James II. and his queen, Anne Hyde, by Sir Peter Lely;
-Queen Anne, by Sir Godfrey Kneller; the Duchess of Portsmouth, mistress
-to Charles II.; the first Duke of Richmond (son of the above duchess)
-when a child; Richard Talbot, the celebrated Duke of Tirconnel, Lord
-Lieutenant of Ireland, general and minister to James II., by Sir Peter
-Lely; the Ladies Catherine and Charlotte Talbot, daughters of the duke,
-by Sir P. Lely; with many other portraits of illustrious members of the
-Talbot family. The portraits of the Duchess of Portsmouth and her son
-were presented by herself to Mrs Wogan of Rathcoffy, from whom they were
-inherited by Colonel Talbot.
-
-Among the pictures of more general interest, the most distinguished is
-a small altar piece divided into compartments, and representing the
-Nativity, Adoration, and Circumcision. This most valuable and interesting
-picture is the work of Albert Durer, and is said to have belonged to the
-unfortunate Mary Queen of Scots. It was purchased by Charles II. for
-£2000, and was given by him to the Duchess of Portsmouth, who presented
-it to the grandmother of the late Col. Talbot.
-
-As already observed, the noble family of Talbot have been seated in their
-present locality for a period of nearly seven hundred years! According to
-the pedigree of the family, drawn up with every appearance of accuracy
-by Sir William Betham, Richard Talbot, the second son of Richard Talbot,
-Lord of Eccleswell and Linton, in Herefordshire, who was living in 1153,
-having accompanied King Henry II. into Ireland, obtained from that
-monarch the lordship of Malahide, being part of the two cantreds of
-Leinster, in the neighbourhood of Dublin, which King Henry had reserved,
-when he granted the rest of the province to Richard Earl of Strongbow,
-to be held as a noble fief of the crown of England. It is at all events
-certain, as appears from the chartulary or register of Mary’s Abbey, now
-in the British Museum, that this Richard Talbot granted to St Mary’s
-Abbey in Dublin certain lands called Venenbristen, which lie between
-Croscurry and the lands of Hamon Mac Kirkyl, in pure and perpetual alms,
-that the monks there might pray for the health of his soul and that of
-his brother Roger, and their ancestors; and that he also leased certain
-lands in Malahide and Portmarnoc to the monks of the same abbey. From
-this Richard Talbot the present Lord Talbot de Malahide descends in the
-twentieth generation, and in the twenty-fourth from Richard Talbot, a
-Norman baron who held Hereford Castle in the time of the Conqueror. The
-noble Earls of Shrewsbury and Talbot are of the same stock, but descend
-from Gilbert, the elder brother of Richard, who was Lord of Eccleswell
-and Linton, and was living in 1190.
-
-There can be no question, therefore, of the noble origin of the Talbots
-de Malahide, nor can their title be considered as a mushroom one,
-though only conferred upon the mother of the present lord; for Sir
-William Betham shows that his ancestor, Thomas Talbot, knight and lord
-of Malahide, who had livery of his estate in 1349, was summoned by the
-sheriff of Dublin to the Magnum Concilium, or Great Council, held in
-Dublin in 1372, 46 Edward III., and again to the Magnum Concilium held
-on Saturday, in the vigils of the holy Trinity, 48 Edward III., 1374,
-by special writ directed to himself by the name of “_Thome Talbot,
-Militis_.” He was also summoned by writ to the Parliament of Ireland in
-the same year. If therefore it could be ascertained that this Thomas
-Talbot actually took his seat under that writ, it would be clear that his
-lineal heir-male and heir-general, the present baron, has a just claim to
-the honours and dignity which he has so recently acquired.
-
-The manor of Malahide was created by charter as early as the reign of
-King Henry II., and its privileges were confirmed and enlarged by King
-Edward IV. in 1475. This, we believe, still remains in the possession
-of the chief of the family, but various other extensive possessions of
-his ancestors passed to junior branches of his house, and have been long
-alienated from his family.
-
-Among the most memorable circumstances of general interest connected
-with the history of this castle and its possessors, should be mentioned
-what Mr Brewer properly calls “a lamentable instance of the ferocity
-with which quarrels of party rivalry were conducted in ages during which
-the internal polity of Ireland was injuriously neglected by the supreme
-head of government:--On Whitsun-eve, in the year 1329, as is recorded by
-Ware, John de Birmingham, Earl of Louth, Richard Talbot, styled Lord of
-Malahide, and many of their kindred, together with sixty of their English
-followers, were slain in a pitched battle at Balbriggan [Ballybragan] in
-this neighbourhood, by the Anglo-Norman faction of the De Verdons, De
-Gernons, and Savages: the cause of animosity being the election of the
-earl to the palatinate dignity of Louth, the county of the latter party.”
-
-At a later period the Talbots of Malahide had a narrow escape from a
-calamity nearly as bad as death itself--the total loss of their rank
-and possessions. Involved of necessity by their political and religious
-principles in the troubles of the middle of the seventeenth century,
-they could hardly have escaped the persecution of the party assuming
-government in the name of the parliament. John Talbot of Malahide having
-been indicted and outlawed for acting in the Irish rebellion, his castle,
-with five hundred acres of arable land, was granted by lease, dated 21st
-December 1653, for seven years, to the regicide Miles Corbet, who resided
-here for several years after, till, being himself outlawed in turn at
-the period of the Restoration, he took shipping from its port for the
-continent. More fortunate, however, than the representatives of most
-other families implicated in the events of this unhappy period, Mr Talbot
-was by the act of explanation in 1665 restored to all his lands and
-estates in the county of Dublin, as he had held the same in 1641, only
-subject to quit rents. It is said that during the occupation of Malahide
-by Corbet it became for a short time the abode of Cromwell himself; but
-this statement, we believe, only rests on popular tradition--a chronicler
-which has been too fond of making similar statements respecting Irish
-castles generally, to merit attention and belief.
-
-Our limits will not permit us on the present occasion to enter on any
-description of the picturesque ruins of the ancient chapel and tombs
-situated within the demesne, and immediately adjacent to the castle; and
-we shall only add in conclusion, that the grounds of the demesne, though
-of limited extent, and but little varied in elevation, are judiciously
-laid out, and present among its plantations many scenes of dignified
-character and beauty.
-
- P.
-
-
-
-
-SAINT BRIDGET’S SHAWL, BY T. E., AUTHOR OF “DARBY DOYLE,” ETC.
-
-
-Amongst the many extraordinary characters with which this country
-abounds, such as fools, madmen, onshochs, omadhauns, hair-brains,
-crack-brains, and naturals, I have particularly taken notice of one. His
-character is rather singular. He begs about Newbridge, county of Kildare:
-he will accept of any thing offered him, except money--that he scornfully
-refuses; which fulfils the old adage, “None but a fool will refuse
-money.” His habitation is the ruins of an old fort or ancient stronghold
-called Walshe’s Castle, on the road to Kilcullen, near Arthgarvan, and
-within a few yards of the river Liffey, far away from any dwelling. There
-he lies on a bundle of straw, with no other covering save the clothes he
-wears all day. Many is the evening I have seen this poor crazy creature
-plod along the road to his desolate lodging. There is another stamp
-of singularity on his character: his name is Pat Mowlds, but who dare
-attempt to call him Pat? It must be Mr Mowlds, or he will not only be
-offended himself, but will surely offend those who neglect this respect.
-In general he is of a downcast, melancholy disposition, boasts of being
-very learned, is much delighted when any one gives him a ballad or old
-newspaper. Sometimes he gets into a very good humour, and will relate
-many anecdotes in a droll style.
-
-About two years ago, as I happened to be sauntering along the border of
-the Curragh, I overtook this solitary being.
-
-“A fine morning, Mr Mowlds,” was my address.
-
-“Yes, sur, thank God, a very fine morning; shure iv we don’t have fine
-weather in July, when will we have it?”
-
-“What a great space of ground this is to lie waste--what a quantity of
-provisions it would produce--what a number of people it would employ and
-feed!” said I.
-
-“Oh, that’s very thrue, sur; but was it all sown in pittaties, what
-would become ov the poor sheep? Shure we want mutton as well as
-pittaties--besides, all the devarshin we have every year.----Why, thin,
-maybe ye have e’er an ould newspaper or ballit about ye?”
-
-I said I had not, but a couple of Penny Journals should be at his service
-which I had in my pocket.
-
-“Och, any thing at all that will keep a body amused, though I have got
-a great many of them; but among them all I don’t see any picther or any
-account of the round tower ferninst ye; nor any account ov the fire
-Saint Bridget _kept_ in night an’ day for six hundred years; nor any
-thing about the raison why it was put out; nor any thing about how Saint
-Bridget came by this piece ov ground; nor any thing about the ould Earl
-ov Kildare, who rides round the Curragh every seventh year with silver
-spurs and silver reins to his horse--God bless ye, sur, have ye e’er a
-bit of tobacky?--there’s not a word about this poor counthry at all.”
-
-My senses were now driven to anxiety--I gave him some tobacco. He then
-resumed:--
-
-“Och, an’ faix it’s myself that can tell all about those things. Shure my
-grandfather was brother to one of the ould anshint bards who left him all
-his books, and he left them to my mother, who left them to me.”
-
-“Well, Mr Mowlds,” I said, “you must have a perfect knowledge of those
-things--let us hear something of their contents.”
-
-“Why, thin, shure, sur, I can’t do less. Now, you see, sur, it’s my
-fashion like the priests and ministhers goin’ to praich: they must give
-a bit ov a text out ov some larned book, and that’s the way with me. So
-here goes--mind the words:
-
- “The seventeenth ov March, on King Dermot’s great table,
- Where ninety-nine beeves were all roast at a time,
- We dhrank to the memory, while we wor able,
- Ov Pathrick, the saint ov our nation;
- And gaily wor dhrinkin’, roarin’, shoutin’,
- Cead mille faltha, acushla machree.
- There was Cathleen so fair, an’ Elleen so rare!
- With Pathrick an’ Nora,
- An’ flauntin’ Queen Dorah!
- On Pathrick’s day in the mornin’.
- Whoo!!!
- County Kildare an’ the sky over it!
- Short grass for ever!”
-
-He thus ended with a kick up of his heel which nearly touched the nape of
-his neck, and a flourish of his stick at the same time. Then turning to
-me he said,
-
-“I am not going to tell you one word about the fire--I am going to tell
-you how Saint Bridget got all this ground. Bad luck to _Black Noll_ (a
-name given to Cromwell) with his crew ov dirty Sasanachs that tore down
-the church; and if they could have got on the tower, that would be down
-also. No matther--every dog will have his day. Sit down on this hill till
-we have a shaugh ov the dhudheen. In this hill lie buried all the bones
-ov the poor fellows that Gefferds killed the time ov the throuble, peace
-an’ rest to their souls!”
-
-“But to the story, Mr Mowlds,” I said, as I watched him with impatience
-while he readied his pipe with a large pin.
-
-“Well, sur, here goes. Bad luck to this touch, it’s damp: the rain blew
-into my pocket t’other night an’ wetted it--ha, I have it.
-
-Now, sur, you persave by the words ov my text that a great feast was kept
-up every year at the palace of Castledermot on Saint Pathrick’s day.
-Nothing was to be seen for many days before but slaughtering ov bullocks,
-skiverin’ ov pullets, rowlin’ in ov barrels, an’ invitin’ all the quolity
-about the counthry; nor did the roolocks and spalpeens lag behind--they
-never waited to be axt; all came to lind a frindly hand at the feast; nor
-war the kings ov those days above raisin’ the ax to slay a bullock. King
-O’Dermot was one ov those slaughtherin’ kings who wouldn’t cringe at the
-blood ov any baste.
-
-’Twas on one ov those festival times that he sallied out with his ax in
-his hand to show his dexterity in the killin’ way. The butchers brought
-him the cattle one afther another, an’ he laid them down as fast as they
-could be dhrained ov their blood.
-
-Afther layin’ down ninety-nine, the last ov a hundhred was brought to
-him. Just as he riz the ax to give it the clout, the ox with a sudden
-chuck drew the stake from the ground, and away with him over hill an’
-dale, with the swingin’ block an’ a hundred spalpeens at his heels. At
-last he made into the river just below Kilcullen, when a little gossoon
-thought to get on his back; but his tail bein’ very long, gave a twitch
-an’ hitched itself in a black knot round the chap’s body, and so towed
-him across the river.
-
-Away with him then across the Curragh, ever till he came to where Saint
-Bridget lived. He roared at the gate as if for marcy. Saint Bridget was
-just at the door when she saw the ox with his horns thrust through the
-bars.
-
-‘Arrah, what ails ye, poor baste?’ sez she, not seein’ the boy at his
-tail.
-
-‘Och,’ sez the boy, makin’ answer for the ox, ‘for marcy sake let me in.
-I’m the last ov a hundred that was goin’ to be kilt by King O’Dermot for
-his great feast to-morrow; but he little knows who I am.’
-
-Begor, when she heard the ox spake, she was startled; but rousin’
-herself, she said,
-
-‘Why, thin, it ’ud be fitther for King O’Dermot to give me a few ov yees,
-than be feedin’ Budhavore: it’s well you come itself.’
-
-‘Ah, but, shure, you won’t kill me, Biddy Darlin,’ sez the chap, takin’
-the hint, as it was nigh dark, and Biddy couldn’t see him with her odd
-eye; for you must know, sur, that she was such a purty girl when she was
-young, that the boys used to be runnin’ in dozens afther her. At last she
-prayed for somethin’ to keep them from tormenting her. So you see, sur,
-she was seized with the small-pox at one side ov her face, which blinded
-up her eye, and left the whole side ov her face in furrows, while the
-other side remained as beautiful as ever.
-
-‘In troth you needn’t fear me killin’ ye,’ sez she; ‘but where can I keep
-ye?’
-
-‘Och,’ says the arch wag, ‘shure when I grow up to be a bull I can guard
-yer ground.’
-
-‘Ground, in yeagh,’ sez the saint; ‘shure I havn’t as much as would sow a
-ridge ov pittaties, barrin’ the taste I have for the girls to walk on.’
-
-‘And did you ax the king for nane?’ sed the supposed ox.
-
-‘In troth I did, but the ould budhoch refused me twice’t.’
-
-‘Well, Biddy honey,’ sez the chap, ‘the third offer’s lucky. Go
-to-morrow, when he’s at dinner, and you may come at the soft side ov him.
-But won’t you give some refreshment to this poor boy that I picked up on
-the road? I fear he is dead or smothered hanging at my tail.’
-
-Well, to be sure, the chap hung his head (moryeah) when he sed this.
-
-Out St Bridget called a dozen ov nuns, who untied the knot, and afther
-wipin’ the chap as clean as a new pin, brought him into the kitchen,
-and crammed him with the best of aitin’ and drinkin’; but while they
-wor doing this, away legged the ox. St Bridget went out to ax him some
-questions consarnin’ the king, but he was gone.
-
-‘’Pon my sowkins,’ sed she, ‘but that was a mighty odd thing entirely.
-Faix, an it’s myself that will be off to Castledermot to-morrow, hit or
-miss.’
-
-Well, sur, the next day she gother together about three dozen nuns.
-
-‘Toss on yer mantles,’ sez she, ‘an’ let us be off to Castledermot.’
-
-‘With all harts,’ sez they.
-
-‘Come here, Norah,’ sez she to the sarvint maid. ‘Slack down the fire,’
-sez she, ‘and be sure you have the kittle on. I couldn’t go to bed
-without my tay, was it ever so late.’
-
-So afther givin’ her ordhers off they started.
-
-Well, behould ye, sur, when she got within two miles ov the palace, word
-was brought to the king that St Bridget and above five hundred nuns were
-on the road, comin’ to dine with him.
-
-‘O tundheranounthers,’ roared the king, ‘what’ll I do for their dinner?
-Why the dhoul didn’t she come an hour sooner, or sent word yestherday?
-Such a time for visithers! Do ye hear me, Paudeen Roorke?’ sez he,
-turnin’ to his chief butler: ‘run afther Rory Condaugh, and ax him did he
-give away the two hind quarthers that I sed was a little rare.’
-
-‘Och, yer honor,’ sed Paudeen Roorke, ‘shure he gev them to a parcel of
-boccochs at the gate.’
-
-‘The dhoul do them good with it! Oh, fire and faggots! what’ll become ov
-me?--shure she will say I have no hospitality, an’ lave me her curse.
-But, cooger, Paudeen: did the roolocks overtake the ox that ran away
-yestherday?’
-
-‘Och, the dhoul a haugh ov him ever was got, yer honor.’
-
-‘Well, it’s no matther; that’ll be a good excuse; do you go and meet her;
-I lave it all to you to get me out ov this hobble.’
-
-‘Naboclish,’ said Paudeen Roorke, cracking his fingers, an’ out he
-started. Just as he got to the door he met her _going_ to _come_ in. Well
-become the king, but he shlipt behind the door to hear what ’ud be sed.
-‘Bedhahusth,’ he roared to the guests that wor going to dhrink his health
-while his back was turned.
-
-‘God save yer reverence!’ said St Bridget to the butler, takin’ him for
-the king’s chaplain, he had such a grummoch face on him; ‘can I see the
-king?’
-
-‘God save you kindly!’ sed Paudeen, ‘to be shure ye can. Who will I say
-wants him?’ eyeing the black army at her heels.
-
-‘Tell him St Bridget called with a few friends to take pot luck.’
-
-‘Oh, murther!’ sed Paudeen, ‘why didn’t you come an hour sooner? I’m
-afraid the meat is all cowld, we waited so long for ye.’
-
-‘Och, don’t make any _bones_ about it,’ sed St Bridget: ‘it’s a cowld
-stummock can’t warm its own mait.’
-
-‘In troth that’s thrue enough,’ sed Paudeen; ‘but I fear there isn’t
-enough for so many.’
-
-‘Why, ye set of _cormorals_,’ sed she, ‘have ye swallied the whole
-ninety-nine oxen that ye kilt yestherday?’
-
-‘Oh, blessed hour!’ groaned the king to himself, ‘how did she know that?
-Och, I suppose she knows I’m here too.’
-
-‘Oh, bad scran to me!’ said Paudeen, ‘but we had the best and fattest
-keepin’ for you, but he ran away.’
-
-‘In troth you needn’t tell me that,’ sez she; ‘I know all about yer
-doings. If I’m sent away without my dinner itself, I must see the king.’
-
-Just as she sed this, a hiccup seized the king, so loud that it
-reached the great hall. The guests, who war all silent by the king’s
-order, thought he sed hip, hip!--so. Such a shout, my jewel, as nearly
-frightened the saint away.
-
-‘In troth,’ sez she, ‘I’d be very sorry to venthur among such a set of
-riff-raff, any way. But who’s this behind the door?’ sez she, cockin’ her
-eye. ‘Oh, I beg pardon!--I hope no inthrusion--there ye are--ye’ll save
-me the trouble ov goin’ in.’
-
-‘Oh,’ sed the king (hic), ‘I tuck a little sick in my stummock, and came
-down to get fresh air. I beg pardon. Why didn’t you come in time to
-dinner?’
-
-‘I want no dinner,’ said she; ‘I came to speak on affairs ov state.’
-
-‘Why, thin,’ said the king, ‘before ye state them, ye must come in and
-take a bit in yer fingers, at any rate.’
-
-‘In troth,’ sez she, ‘I was always used to full and plenty, and not any
-scrageen bits; and to think ov a king’s table not having a flaugooloch
-meal, is all nonsense: that’s like the taste ov ground I axt ye for some
-time ago.’
-
-Begor, sur, when she sed that, she gev him such a start that the hiccough
-left him.
-
-‘Ah, Biddy, honey,’ sez he, ‘shure ye wor only passin’ a joke to cure me:
-say no more--it’s all gone.’
-
-Just as he sed this, he heard a great shout at a distance: out he pulled
-his specks, an’ put them on his nose; when to his joy he saw a whole
-crowd ov spalpeens dhrivin’ the ox before them. The king, forgettin’ who
-he was spaikin’ to, took off his caubeen, and began to wave it, as he ran
-off to meet them.
-
-‘Oh! mahurpendhoul, but ye’re brave fellows,’ sez he; ‘who ever it was
-that _cotch_ him shall have a commission in my life guards. I never
-wanted a joint more. Galong, every mother’s son ov yees, and horry all
-the gridirons and frying-pans ye can get. Hand me the axe, till I have
-some steaks tost up for a few friends.’
-
-So, my jewel, while ye’d say thrap-stick, the ox was down, an’ on the
-gridirons before the life was half out ov him.
-
-Well, to be shure, St Bridget got mighty hungry, as she had walked a long
-way. She then tould the king that the gentlemen should lave the room, as
-she could not sit with any one not in ordhers, and they being a little
-out ov ordher. So, to make themselves agreeable to her ordhers, they quit
-the hall, and went out to play at hurdles.
-
-When the king recollected who he was goin’ to give dinner to, sez he to
-himself, ‘Shure no king ought to be above sarvin’ a saint.’ So over he
-goes to his wife the queen.
-
-‘Dorah,’ sez he, ‘do ye know who’s within?’ ‘Why, to be shure I do,’ sez
-she; ‘ain’t it Bridheen na Keogue?’
-
-‘Ye’re right,’ sez he, ‘and you know she’s a saint; an’ I think it will
-be for the good ov our sowls that she kem here to-day. Come, peel off yer
-muslins, and help me up wid the dinner.’
-
-‘In troth I’ll not,’ sez the queen; ‘shure ye know I’m a black
-Prospitarian, an’ bleeve nun ov yer saints.’
-
-‘Arrah, nun or yer quare ways,’ sez he; ‘don’t you wish my sowl happy,
-any how?--an’ if you help me, you will be only helpin’ my sowl to heaven.’
-
-‘Oh, in that case,’ sez she, ‘here’s at ye, and the sooner the betther.
-But one charge I’d give ye: take care how ye open yer _claub_ about
-ground: ye know she thought to come round ye twice before.’
-
-So in the twinklin’ ov an eye she went down to the kitchen, an’ put on a
-prashkeen, an’ was _first dish_ at the table.
-
-The king saw every one lashin’ away at their dinner except Bridget.
-
-‘Arrah, Biddy, honey,’ sez he, ‘why don’t ye help yerself?’
-
-‘Why, thin,’ sez she, ‘the dhoul a bit, bite or sup, I’ll take undher yer
-roof until ye grant me one favour.’
-
-‘And what is that?’ sez the king; ‘shure ye know a king must stand to his
-word was it half his kingdom, and how do I know but ye want to chouse me
-out ov it: let me know first what ye want.’
-
-‘Well, thin, Mr King O’Dermot,’ sez she, ‘all I want is a taste ov ground
-to sow a few pays in.’
-
-‘Well, an’ how much do ye want, yer reverence,’ sez he, all over ov a
-thrimble, betune his wife’s dark looks, and the curse he expected from
-Bridget if he refused.
-
-‘Not much,’ sez she, ‘for the present. You don’t know how I’m situated.
-All the pilgrims going to Lough Dhearg are sent to me to put the pays in
-their brogues, an’ ye know I havn’t as much ground as would sow a pint;
-but if ye only give me about fifty acres, I’ll be contint.’
-
-‘Fifty acres!’ roared the king, stretching his neck like a goose.
-
-‘Fifty acres!’ roared the queen, knitting her brows; ‘shure that much
-ground would fill their pockets as well as their brogues.’
-
-‘There ye’re out ov it,’ said the saint; ‘why, it wouldn’t be half enough
-if they got their dhue according to their sins; but I’ll lave it to
-yerself.’
-
-‘How much will ye give?’
-
-‘Not an acre,’ said the queen.
-
-‘Oh, Dorah,’ sed the king, ‘let me give the crathur some.’
-
-‘Not an _inch_,’ sed the queen, ‘if I’m to be misthress here.’
-
-‘Oh, I beg pardon,’ sez the saint; ‘so, Mr King O’Dermot, you are undher
-petticoat government I see; but maybe I won’t match ye for all that.
-Now, take my word, you shall go on penance to Lough Dhearg before nine
-days is about; and instead ov pays ye shall have pebble stones and swan
-shot, in yer brogues. But it’s well for you, Mrs Queen, that ye’re out
-ov my reach, or I’d send you there barefooted, with nothing on but yer
-stockings.’
-
-When the king heard this, he fell all ov a thrimble. ‘Oh, Dorah,’ sez he,
-‘give the crathur a little taste ov ground to satisfy her.’
-
-‘No, not as much as she could play ninepins on,’ sez she, shakin’ her
-fist and grindin’ her teeth together; ‘and I hope she may send you to
-Lough Dhearg, as she sed she would.’
-
-‘Why, thin, have ye no feeling for one ov yer own sex?’ sez the saint.
-‘I’ll go my way this minit, iv ye only give me as much as my shawl will
-cover.’
-
-‘Oh, that’s a horse ov another colour,’ sez the queen; ‘you may have
-that, with a heart and a half. But you know very well if I didn’t watch
-that fool ov a man, he’d give the very nose off his face if a girl only
-axt him how he was.’
-
-Well, sur, when the king heard this, he grew as merry as a cricket.
-‘Come, Biddy,’ sez he, ‘we mustn’t have a dhry bargain, any how.’
-
-‘Oh, ye’ll excuse me, Mr King O’Dermot,’ sez she; ‘I never drink stronger
-nor wather.’
-
-‘Oh, son ov Fingal,’ exclaimed the king, ‘do ye hear this, and it
-Pathrick’s day!’
-
-‘Oh, I intirely forgot that,’ sez she. ‘Well, then, for fear ye’d say I
-was a bad fellow, I’ll just taste. Shedhurdh.’
-
-Well, sur, after the dhough-an-dheris she went home very well pleased
-that she was to get ever a taste ov ground at all, and she promised the
-king to make his pinance light, and that she would boil the pays for him,
-as she did with young men ov tendher conshinses; but as to ould hardened
-sinners, she’d keep the pays till they’d be as stale as a sailor’s bisket.
-
-Well, to be shure, when she got home she set upwards ov a hundhred nuns
-at work to make her shawl, during which time she was never heard of. At
-last, afther six months’ hard labour, they got it finished.
-
-‘Now,’ sez she, ‘it’s time I should go see the king, that he may come and
-see that I take no more than my right. So, taking no one with her barrin’
-herself and _one_ nun, off she set.
-
-The king and queen were just sitting down to tay at the parlour window
-when she got there.
-
-‘Whoo! talk of the dhoul and he’ll appear,’ sez he. ‘Why, thin, Biddy
-honey, it’s an ago since we saw ye. Sit down; we’re just on the first
-cup. Dorah and myself were afther talkin’ about ye, an’ thought ye forgot
-us intirely. Well, did ye take that bit ov ground?’
-
-‘Indeed I’d be very sorry to do the likes behind any one’s back. You must
-come to-morrow and see it measured.’
-
-‘Not I, ’pon my sowkins,’ sed the king: ‘do ye think me so mane as to
-doubt yer word?’
-
-‘Pho! pho!’ sed the queen, ‘such a taste is not worth talkin’ ov; but,
-just to honour ye, we shall attind in state to-morrow. Sit down.’
-
-She took up her station betune the king an’ queen: the purty side ov her
-face was next the king, an’ the ugly side next the queen.
-
-‘I can’t be jealous ov you, at any rate,’ sed the queen to herself, as
-she never saw her veil off before.
-
-‘Oh, murther!’ sez the king, ‘what a pity ye’re a saint, and Dorah to be
-alive. Such a beauty!’
-
-Just as he was starin’, the queen happened to look over at a
-looking-glass, in which she saw Biddy’s pretty side.
-
-‘Hem!’ sez she, sippin’ her cup. ‘Dermot,’ sez she, ‘it’s very much out
-ov manners to be stuck with ladies at their tay. Go take a shaugh ov the
-dhudheen, while we talk over some affairs ov state.’
-
-Begor, sur, the king was glad ov the excuse to lave them together, in the
-hopes St Bridget would convart his wife.
-
-Well, sur, whatever discoorse they had, I disremember, but the queen came
-down in great humour to wish the saint good night, an’ promised to be on
-the road the next day to Kildare.
-
-‘Faix,’ sez the saint, ‘I was nigh forgettin’ my gentility to wish the
-king good night. Where is he?’
-
-‘Augh, and shure myself doesn’t know, barrin’ he’s in the kitchen.’
-
-‘In the kitchen!’ exclaimed the saint; ‘oh fie!’
-
-‘Ay, indeed, just cock yer eye,’ sez the queen, ‘to the key-hole: that
-dhudheen is his excuse. I can’t keep a maid for him.’
-
-‘Oh! is that the way with him?--never fear: I’ll make his pinance purty
-sharp for that. At any rate call him out an’ let us part in friends.’
-
-So, sur, afther all the compliments wor passed, the king sed he should
-go see her a bit ov the road, as it was late: so off he went. The moon
-had just got up, an’ he walked alongside the saint at the ugly side; but
-when he looked round to praise her, an’ pay her a little compliment, he
-got sich a fright that he’d take his oath it wasn’t her at all, so he was
-glad to get back to the queen.
-
-Well, sur, next morning the queen ordhered the long car to be got ready,
-with plenty ov clean straw in it, as in those times they had no coaches;
-then regulated her life guards, twelve to ride before and twelve behind,
-the king at one side and the chief butler at the other, for without
-the butler she couldn’t do at all, as every mile she had to stop the
-whole retinue till she’d get refreshment. In the meantime, St Bridget
-placed her nuns twenty-one miles round the Curragh. At last the thrumpet
-sounded, which gave notice that the king was coming. As soon as they
-halted, six men lifted the queen up on the throne, which they brought
-with them on the long car. The king ov coorse got up by her side.
-
-‘Well, Dorah,’ sez he in a whisper, ‘what a laugh we’ll have at Biddy,
-with her shawl!’
-
-‘I don’t know that neither,’ sez the queen. ‘It looks as thick as
-Finmocool’s boulsther, as it hangs over her shoulder.’
-
-‘God save yer highness,’ sed the saint, as she kem up to them. ‘Why, ye
-sted mighty long. I had a snack ready for ye at one o’clock.’
-
-‘Och, it’s no matther,’ sez the queen; ‘measure yer bit ov ground, and we
-then can have it in comfort.’
-
-So with that St Bridget threw down her shawl, which she had cunningly
-folded up.
-
-Now, sur, this shawl was made ov fine sewin’ silk, all network, each mesh
-six feet square, and tuck thirty-six pounds ov silk, and employed six
-hundred and sixty nuns for three months making it.
-
-Well, sur, as I sed afore, she threw it on the ground.
-
-‘Here, Judy Conway, run to Biddy Conroy with this corner, an’ let her
-make aff in the direckshin ov Kildare, an’ be shure she runs the corner
-into the _mon’stery_. Here, you, Nelly Murphy, make off to Kilcullen;
-an’ you, Katty Farrel, away with you to Ballysax; an’ you, Nelly Doye,
-away to Arthgarvan; an’ you, Rose Regan, in the direckshin of Connell;
-an’ you, Ellen Fogarty, away in the road to Maddenstown; an’ you, Jenny
-Purcel, away to Airfield. Just hand it from one to t’other.’
-
-So givin’ three claps ov her hand, off they set like hounds, an’ in a
-minnit ye’d think a haul ov nuns wor cotched in the net.
-
-‘Oh, millia murther!’ sez the queen, ‘she’s stretchin’ it over my
-daughter’s ground.’
-
-‘Oh, blud-an’-turf!’ sez the king, ‘now she’s stretchin’ it over my son’s
-ground. Galong, ye set ov _thaulabawns_,’ sed he to his life-guards;
-‘galong, I say, an’ stop her, else she’ll cover all my dominions.’
-
-‘Oh fie, yer honour,’ sez the chief butler; ‘if you break yer word, I’m
-not shure ov my wages.’
-
-Well behould ye, sur, in less than two hours Saint Bridget had the whole
-Curragh covered.
-
-‘Now see what a purty kittle of fish you’ve made ov it!’ sez the queen.
-
-‘No, but it’s you, Mrs Queen O’Dermot, ’twas you agreed to this.’
-
-‘Ger out, ye ould bosthoon,’ sez the queen, ‘ye desarve it all: ye might
-aisy guess that she’d chouse ye. Shure iv ye had a grain ov sinse, ye
-might recollect how yer cousin King O’Toole was choused by Saint Kavin
-out ov all his ground, by the saint stuffin’ a lump ov a crow into the
-belly ov the ould goose.’
-
-‘Well, Dorah, never mind; if she makes a hole, I have a peg for it. Now,
-Biddy,’ sez he, ‘though I gave ye the ground, I forgot to tell ye that I
-only give it for a certain time. I now tell ye from this day forward you
-shall only have it while ye keep yer fire in.’”
-
-Here I lost the remainder of his discourse by my ill manners. I got so
-familiar with Mr Mowlds, and so interested with his story, that I forgot
-my politeness.
-
-“And what about the fire, PAT?” said I, without consideration.
-
-Before I could recollect the offence, he turned on me with the eyes of a
-maniac--
-
-“The dhoul whishper nollege into your ear.
-_Pat!_--(hum)--_Pat!_--_Pat!_--this is freedom, with all my heart.”
-
-So saying, he strode away, muttering something between his teeth.
-However, I hope again to meet him, when I shall be a little more cautious
-in my address.
-
-
-
-
-THE ELECTROTYPE.
-
-
-An elaborate and very lucid article on the Electrotype and Daguerreotype,
-being a review of “An Account of Experiments in Electricity made by
-Thomas Spencer--Annals of Electricity, January 1840,” and of the account
-of M. Daguerre’s discovery of Photogenic Drawing as published by
-himself, has appeared in that excellent work “The Westminster Review”
-for September. Our space not allowing us to enter so fully into details
-as our admirable contemporary, we present our readers with as concise an
-article as the nature of the subject will permit, confining ourselves for
-the present to the Electrotype, as being less generally known, though not
-less curious.
-
-The electrotype is another instance of the application of invisible
-elements to the uses of man, by which powers and influences, of whose
-nature he is as yet wholly ignorant, are made subservient to his
-purposes, and obedient to his rule.
-
-To define accurately what electricity is, would be, as yet at least,
-impossible. Many conjectures have been, are, and will be hazarded, but
-the knowledge of its production, power, and effects, is only in its
-infancy, and so full of promise of a gigantic growth, that time will be
-better spent in its cultivation than in debating upon what it is.
-
-The truth of this proposition is fully borne out by the subject of our
-present paper; for whilst many scientific men have been exhausting their
-energies in the production of plausible theories upon the nature of the
-electric fluid, other more matter-of-fact philosophers have addressed
-themselves to its application; and whilst some of these devote themselves
-to the developement of its motive powers, in the well-founded hope of
-its superseding steam, others press its services to far different uses.
-Amongst the last, Mr Spencer holds a foremost place.
-
-Before entering into the description of the electrotype, we must say
-a few words on the subject of electricity to the less informed of our
-readers. The electric fluid, as it is called, may be produced in various
-ways: the most ordinary is by the friction of glass against silk, as
-exemplified in the electrical machine, which is familiar to almost every
-one. But galvanic and voltaic electricity is differently produced. In all
-cases its production is the consequence of combination, but particularly
-in the galvanic battery and voltaic circle. The latter, being Mr
-Spencer’s apparatus, we shall briefly describe.
-
-An ordinary voltaic circle is formed by a plate of zinc and another of
-copper being placed upright in a vessel containing acid or a saline
-solution. Zinc is more oxidisable than copper, that is, it has a greater
-affinity to, or inclination to unite itself with, the gas called
-oxygen, the combination of which with the particles of metal produces
-that appearance which is called “rust.” Whilst the zinc and copper are
-separate, the oxygen of the fluid operates upon both; but if they are
-united by means of a wire connected with each, the oxygen forsakes the
-copper altogether, and proceeds with increased force to unite with the
-zinc, and a current of electricity is immediately formed, which proceeds
-from the zinc plate through the fluid medium to the copper, thence along
-the connecting wire to the zinc, and thence round again in a constant
-circulating stream, until the zinc has been entirely decomposed, or
-oxidised.
-
-Electricity being thus produced by combination, its progress and effects
-are marked by a wonderful power of separation or decomposition, which it
-exerts upon substances brought within the circle; and this is the power
-which Mr Spencer has turned to his use, the great object which he has at
-present in view being the multiplication of engraved plates of copper for
-the purpose of printing from.
-
-Every person who has seen metal of any description in a state of fusion,
-must have remarked that it never forms a thin fluid such as water,
-capable of insinuating itself into the smallest interstices, but is what
-would be called _thick_ even at the fiercest heat, consequently incapable
-of entering into such fine scratches as are necessary to be accurately
-and clearly defined upon an engraved plate. Again, the contraction and
-expansion of all metals by the application of heat and cold, would offer
-an almost insuperable bar to the utility of casting, even if the fusion
-could be rendered perfect. But the application of electricity removes all
-the inconveniences, and opens a new field of science.
-
-Mr Spencer’s apparatus consists of an earthenware vessel, in which is
-suspended another, much smaller, of earthenware or wood, with a bottom
-formed of plaster-of-Paris. Into the larger vessel is poured a saturated
-solution of copper (the copper being dissolved in sulphuric acid)
-sufficient to rise up along the sides of the lesser one, which is filled
-with the acid or saline solution intended to operate upon the zinc. The
-plaster-of-Paris being very porous, allows the two liquids to meet in
-its cells, but prevents them from mixing; by permitting them to meet,
-however, the current of electricity is enabled to circulate through all.
-In the larger vessel, and beneath the bottom of the smaller one, is
-placed the copper plate from which the cast is to be taken, or upon which
-the pattern is to be raised. It is suspended by the wire, which is to
-connect it with the zinc, being fixed on the edge of the inner vessel,
-in which is the zinc plate, suspended by its connecting wire. The two
-wires are then brought into contact, fixed together by a screw, and the
-voltaic circle is complete. The acid in the upper vessel attacks the
-zinc, the electric current descends through the plaster bottom, thence
-through the solution of copper, where its separating or decomposing power
-is brought into operation, causing the infinitely minute particles of
-copper suspended in the solution to separate from the sulphuric acid, and
-descend upon the plate, through which itself proceeds to the wire, and so
-round again.
-
-Now, here is probably the most wonderful part of the process. It is only
-on the copper plate that the particles of copper, disengaged from the
-solution, will descend and settle. If the copper be varnished, or covered
-with a coat of wax, they will not deposit themselves or go together at
-all; but where they find the clean surface of the metal, they at once
-not only settle, but fix and adjust themselves in their proper forms,
-building up as it were a metal structure, not eccentric or uneven, but
-forming a correct plate of new metal, so pure, so hard, and so free
-from defect or extraneous matter, that engravers prefer copper plates
-thus formed to any other for working upon. But the perfection of this
-operation consists in the wonderful accuracy with which the finest lines
-of the most beautiful engravings are copied: the particles which float
-in the solution are so indefinitely small, that they can enter into the
-finest cuts, the slightest scratches; and as they undergo no process of
-heating or cooling, their form is in nowise altered.
-
-We have already observed, that if the plate of metal be covered,
-even with varnish, the particles will not descend or form upon it;
-nevertheless, if some slight substance be not interposed, the depositing
-particles adhere so firmly to it as to be inseparable, and it is upon
-this property that one of the processes--that of engraving in relief on a
-plate of copper--entirely depends for success. When a cast of an engraved
-plate is required, the plate must be coated with bee’s-wax, mixed with
-a little spirits of turpentine. It is laid on the plate in a lump and
-melted, and when just cooling is wiped off, when, although apparently
-clean, enough remains to interpose between the new and original plates,
-and prevent a too strong cohesion. It is not necessary that the engraved
-plate should be copper: it may be for instance lead or type metal, in
-which case it need not be waxed, as the application of heat, expanding
-the metals unequally, causes them at once to start asunder.
-
-A piece of wire having been soldered to the back of the plate, its back
-and edges should be covered with a double coat of thick varnish, or it
-may be embedded in a box with plaster-of-Paris or Roman cement. This
-precaution is necessary, to prevent the plate from being inclosed, and to
-limit the deposition to a proper extent.
-
-It may now be suspended in the apparatus, and the wires being placed in
-contact, the operation begins. Particle by particle the new metal is
-formed, until the plate is of sufficient thickness, when it is withdrawn,
-and heat being applied, the two plates are separated, one being the exact
-counterpart, in relief, of the other. Care must be taken in all cases to
-change the solution of copper frequently, for by merely _adding_, the
-separated particles of the sulphuric acid would accumulate to such extent
-as to mar or injure the operation.
-
-From the plate thus formed in relief, as many casts as may be required
-can be obtained, by making it the mould.
-
-To copy or multiply medals and coins the operation is very simple, for
-a mould can be easily obtained by compressing the medal or coin between
-two plates of milled sheet lead, and by varnishing the lead round the
-impression, the deposit will be formed in the hollow only; and for
-this purpose a very simple apparatus will suffice, and one that may be
-very easily made. For the outer vessel an ordinary glass tumbler or
-finger-bowl will answer; and for the inner, a cylindrical gas-glass,
-having a bottom made of plaster-of-Paris. The solution of copper being
-in the tumbler, and the acid with the zinc in the gas-glass, the mould
-should be suspended by its conducting wire between the bottoms, the wire
-of the zinc connected with it, and the operation will proceed. In all
-cases it must be observed that the edge of the mould should be up, as, if
-it be placed horizontally, extraneous substances, sinking by their own
-weight, may be deposited upon it.
-
-To produce a raised design upon a plate of copper, or as it is rather
-erroneously styled, “Engraving in Relief,” the operation is thus
-performed:--
-
-The plate upon which the design is to be raised having had the conducting
-wire soldered to it, is covered with a coat of wax about one-eighth of an
-inch or less in thickness, and upon the surface of this coat the design
-is drawn. With a graver, the end of which must be of the form of a thin
-parallelogram, so as to make grooves in the wax equally broad at the
-bottom as at the top, the lines of the drawing are to be carefully cut
-down to the plate; care being taken that the plate is perfectly cleaned
-throughout each line, and also that the grooves are not narrower at the
-bottom than at the top. In order to lay the surface of the copper at
-the bottom of the grooves perfectly bare, the plate must be immersed
-in diluted nitric acid (three parts of water to one of acid), and the
-particles of wax that may have escaped the graver are driven off by the
-fumes of the acid. The plate is then placed in the apparatus, the circle
-closed as before, and the operation commences. As the particles of copper
-require a metallic base, they avoid the wax and seek the metal in the
-grooves; they there attach themselves to it, and to each other, until the
-hollows are quite filled up, when the plate is removed. If the surfaces
-of the ridges thus built up be not perfectly smooth, a piece of pumice
-stone or smooth flag, with water, being rubbed to them, will soon reduce
-them, after which the wax can be melted and cleaned off with spirits of
-turpentine; and so firm is this formation of metal thus raised, both in
-the adherence of its particles to each other and to the original plate,
-that it may be printed from at any ordinary printing-press.
-
-One general remark applies to the production of electrotype copper,
-and it is, that the strength and solidity of the formation depends
-upon the slowness and deliberation of the process. The more slowly and
-deliberately the particles separate from the solution and proceed to
-their places, the more fitly they appear to take them up, and the more
-firmly they adhere; whilst on the contrary, if the operation be hurried,
-the metal is brittle, so much so as sometimes to powder under an ordinary
-pressure. The thicker and finer the partition of plaster between the two
-fluids, the more slightly are they connected, and consequently the slower
-is the circulation of the electricity. The proper length of time to be
-allowed for the process varies according to the nature of the work, and
-the strength or solidity required. Forty-eight hours seems to be the
-least time for forming a design in relief, and somewhat more than a week
-for a plate with sunk lines.
-
-The laws which govern matter are mysterious. The entire of this process
-is so wonderful, that to descant upon it would be unnecessary; and, after
-all, it is but another step taken upon the path of science, each advance
-upon which, whilst disclosing new scenes and greater wonders, is only the
-needful preliminary to another which will display yet more!
-
- N.
-
-
-
-
-THE FIELD OF KUNNERSDORF.
-
-(FROM THE GERMAN OF TIEDGE.)
-
-
- Day is exiled from the bowers of Twilight;
- Leaf and flower are drooping in the wood;
- And the stars, as on a dark-stained skylight,
- Glass their ancient glory in the flood.
- Let me here, where nightwinds through the yew sing,
- Where the moon is chary of her beams,
- Consecrate an hour to mournful musing
- Over Man and Man’s delirious dreams.
- Pines and yews! envelope me in deeper,
- Dunner shadow, sombre as the grave,
- While with moans, as of a troubled sleeper,
- Gloomily above my head ye wave!
- Let mine eye look down from hence on yonder
- Battle-plain, which Night in pity dulls--
- Let my sad imagination ponder
- Over Kunnersdorf,[1] that Place of Skulls!
-
- Dost thou re-illume these wastes, O Summer?
- Hast thou raised anew thy trampled bowers?
- Will the wild bee come again a hummer
- Here, within the houses of thy flowers?
- Can thy sunbeams light, thy mild rains water
- This Aceldema, this _human_ soil,
- Since that dark day of redundant slaughter
- When the blood of men flowed here like oil?
- Ah, yes! Nature, and Thou, God of Nature,
- Ye are ever bounteous!--Man alone,
- Man it is whose frenzies desolate your
- World, and make it in sad truth his own!
-
- Here saw Frederick fall his bravest warriors--
- Master of _thy_ World, thou wert too great!
- Heaven had need to stablish curbing-barriers
- ’Gainst thine inroads on the World of Fate!
- O, could all thy coronals of splendour
- Dupe thy memory of that ghastly day?
- Could the Muses, could the Graces[2] render
- Smooth and bright a corse-o’ercovered way?
- No! the accusing blood-gouts ever trickle
- Down each red leaf of thy chaplet-crown!
- Men fell here, as corn before the sickle,
- Fell, to aggrandise thy false renown!
- Here the veteran drooped beside the springald.
- Here sank Strength and Symmetry in line--
- Here crushed Hope and gasping Valour mingled,
- And, Destroyer, the wild work was thine!
-
- What and wherefore is this doom funereal?
- Whence this Tide of Being’s flow and ebb?
- Why rends Destiny the fine material
- Of Existence’s divinest web?
- Vainly ask we!--Dim age calls to dim age--
- Answer, save an echo, cometh none--
- _Here_ stands Man, of Life in Death an image,
- _There_, invisibly, The Living One!
-
- Storm-clouds lour and muster in the Distance--
- While, begirt with wrecks by sea and land,
- Time, upon the far shore of Existence,
- Counts each wavedrop swallowed by the sand.
- Generation chases generation,
- Downbowed by the same tremendous yoke--
- No cessation, and no explication--
- Birth--_Life_--Death;--the Stillness--_Flash_--and Smoke!
-
- Here, then, Frederick, formidable Sovereign!
- Here in presence of these whitened bones,
- Swear at length to cherish Peace, and govern
- So, that Men may learn to reverence Thrones!
- O! repudiate bloodbought fame, and hearken
- To the myriad witness-voicéd Dead,
- Ere the Sternness[3] shall lay down to darken
- In the Silentness[4] thy crownless head!
- Shudder at the dire phantasmagory
- Of the Slain who perished here by thee,
- And abhor all future wreaths of glory
- Gathered from the baleful cypress-tree!
-
- Lofty souls disdain or dread the laurel--
- _Hero_ is a poor exchange for _Man_;
- _Adders lurk in green spots_: such the moral
- Taught by History since her school began.
- Cæsar slain, the victim of his trophies,
- Bayazeed[5] expiring in his cage,
- All the Cæsars, all the sabre-Sophies,
- Preach the same sad homily each age.
- One drugged winecup dealt with Alexander,
- And his satraps scarce had shared afresh
- Half the empires of the World-Commander,
- Ere the charnel-worms had shared his flesh.
-
- Though the rill roll down from Life’s green mountain
- Bright through festal dells of youthful days,
- Soon the waters of that glancing fountain
- In the Vale of Years must moult its rays.
- There the pilgrim, on the bridge that, bounding
- Life’s domain, frontiers the wolds of Death,
- Startled, for the first time hears resounding
- From Eternity a Voice which saith--
- “ALL WHICH IS NOT PURE SHALL MELT AND WITHER--
- LO! THE DESOLATOR’S ARM IS BARE,
- AND WHERE MAN IS, TRUTH SHALL TRACE HIM THITHER,
- BE HE CURTAINED ROUND WITH GLOOM OR GLARE.”
-
- M.
-
-[1] A village near Frankfort on the Oder, in which Frederick the Great
-was defeated on the 12th August 1759, in one of the bloodiest battles of
-modern times.
-
-[2] An allusion to Frederick’s literary pursuits.
-
-[3] Death.
-
-[4] The Grave.
-
-[5] Bajazet II.
-
-
-
-
-FINE LADS.
-
-
-We have a mortal aversion to fine lads. And, wherefore, pray? Why,
-because in nine cases out of ten, if not positively in every case, they
-are the dullest and most insipid of all human beings: they are good,
-inoffensive creatures, certainly, but oh, they are dreadful bores! If
-you doubt it, just you take an hour of a fine lad’s company, with nobody
-present but yourselves. Shut yourself up in a room with him for that
-space of time, and if you don’t ever after, as long as you live, stand
-in dread and awe of the society of fine lads, you must be differently
-constituted from other men, and amongst other rare gifts must possess
-that of being bore-proof.
-
-But, pray, what after all _is_ a fine lad? To the possession of what
-quality or qualities is he indebted for this very amiable sort of
-character?
-
-Why, these are questions which, like many others, are much more easily
-put than answered. But, speaking from our own knowledge and experience,
-we should say that it is not the presence, but the absence--the entire
-absence of every quality, good, bad, and indifferent, that constitutes
-the fine lad; and hence his intolerable insipidity.
-
-The fine lad is a blank, a cipher, a vacuum, a nonentity, a ring without
-a circumference, a footless stocking without a leg. In disposition he
-is neither sweet, sour, nor bitter; in temper, neither hot nor cold;
-in spirit, neither merry nor sad. He is in fact, so far as any thing
-positive can be said of him, a mere concentration of negatives. In person
-he is neither long nor short, neither fat nor lean, neither stout nor
-slender. There must in short be a total absence of all meaning, all
-expression, all character, in the happy individual whom every body will
-agree in calling a fine lad.
-
-Between the fine lad and the world the matter stands thus: the latter
-finding him destitute of all distinctive characteristics, is greatly at
-a loss what to make of him. It cannot in conscience call him clever,
-and it does not like to say he is an ass, so it good-naturedly calls
-him a fine lad, taking shelter in the vagueness and indefiniteness of
-the term, since nobody can say precisely what a fine lad really means.
-Unlike most other reputations, that of the fine lad is wholly undisputed:
-it is generally bestowed on him by universal consent--no dissentient
-voice--every body agrees in calling him a fine lad. This is well, and
-must be a source of great comfort and satisfaction to the fine lad
-himself.
-
-We have stated that nobody can say precisely what a fine lad really is,
-and this is true, generally speaking. But there is notwithstanding some
-degree of meaning attached to the term: it means, so far as it means any
-thing, a soft, meek, simpering, unresisting creature, who will allow
-himself to be kicked and cuffed about by any body and every body without
-resenting it, and who will take quietly any given quantity of abuse you
-choose to heap upon him. This we imagine to be the true reason why people
-call him a fine lad, just because he offers them, whether right or wrong,
-no resistance; hence it is too, we have no doubt, that he is so general a
-favourite.
-
-As most people have a great fancy for having as much of their own way as
-possible, and as they find themselves much jostled and opposed in the
-indulgence of this laudable propensity by those who are bent on having
-the same enjoyment, they are delighted when they meet with one who
-readily makes way for them, and reward his simplicity by clapping him on
-the head, and calling him a fine lad.
-
-The fine lad is a goose, poor fellow--no doubt of it--a decided goose,
-but he cannot help that: it is no fault of his; he means well, and is
-a most civil and obliging creature--all smiles and good nature. Being
-in reality good for little or nothing, having no activity, no tact
-whatever of any kind, the fine lad would in most cases be rather ill off
-as regards his temporalities, but for his steadiness. He is generally
-steady, and of sober and regular habits; and this, together with his
-extremely civil demeanour and inoffensive disposition, helps him on, and
-secures him in comfortable and respectable bread. You will thus for the
-most part find the fine lad in a well-doing way--in a good situation
-probably, and with every prospect of advancement. His employer likes
-him for his integrity and docility. He confesses that he is by no means
-clever, in fact that he is rather stupid; but, then, he is a fine lad.
-This character he gives him to every body, and every body acknowledges
-its justice, and calls him a fine lad too.
-
-Fine lads are in great favour with the ladies, and no wonder, for
-fine lads are remarkably attentive to them: they make the best of all
-beaus. Thus it is that you are sure to find at least one fine lad at
-every tea party you go to. You know him at once by his soft speech and
-maiden-like smile, and by the readiness with which he undertakes, and
-the quiet gentleness with which he performs, the task of handing about
-the tea-bread, and discharging the other little duties of the occasion.
-At all this sort of work the fine lad is unapproachable--it is his
-element--here, if nowhere else, he shines resplendent. High in favour,
-however, as fine lads are with the fair sex, we have sometimes thought
-that there was fully more of esteem than admiration in the feeling with
-which they contemplate his character. They like his society, and have at
-all times their softest words and blandest smiles ready for him; but we
-much doubt if he is just the sort of man they would choose for a husband.
-We rather think not. We suspect they see in his nature something too much
-akin to their own, to allow of their ever thinking of him in the light of
-a protector.
-
-The fine lad, however, _does_ get married sometimes, and in justice
-to him, we are bound to say, always makes an excellent husband. He
-is gentle, kind, and indulgent: for the fine lad generally remains,
-in spirit at least, a fine lad to the last. So the ladies had better
-take this into consideration, having our authority for so doing, and
-henceforth look on fine lads with more seriousness than they have
-hitherto done.
-
- C.
-
- * * * * *
-
-FIDELITY.--This virtue is displayed in the fulfilment of promises,
-whether expressed or implied, in the conscientious scrupulous discharge
-of the duties of friendship, and in the keeping of secrets. It is
-therefore a great virtue, and may be used as a decisive test of
-character. He who has it is entitled to confidence and respect; he who
-lacks it merits contempt. If a man carefully performs his promises,
-may we not confide in him? If he violates them, must we not despise
-him? If we find a person is true to friendship, we may be sure that he
-has just perceptions of virtue. If we find one who betrays a friend,
-or who is guilty of any species of treachery, we cannot doubt that he
-is essentially base and corrupt. To those who cannot keep a secret,
-we commend an anecdote of Charles II. of England, which ought to be
-engraved upon the heart of every man. When importuned to communicate
-something of a private nature, the subtle monarch said, “Can you keep
-a secret?” “Most faithfully,” returned the nobleman. “So can I,” was
-the laconic and severe answer of the king. Let parents, who desire that
-their children should possess the respect of the community and enjoy
-the pleasures of friendship, take care to imbue them with fidelity of
-character.--_Fireside Education, by S. G. Goodrich._
-
- * * * * *
-
-ANECDOTE.--“Guzzling Pete,” a half-witted country wight, and the town’s
-jest, came home one rainy Saturday night so “darkly, deeply, beautifully
-_blue_,” that he went to bed with his hat and boots on, and his old
-cotton umbrella under his arm. He got up about two o’clock the next
-afternoon, drunk with last night, and took his way to the meeting-house.
-Rev. Dr B---- was at his “17thly” in the second of six divisions of a
-very comprehensive body of Hopkinsian divinity, when “Guzzling Pete”
-entered the church with an egg in each hand. He saw as through a glass
-darkly, and with evident commiseration, a man in black, very red in
-the face, for the day was oppressively warm, who seemed to utter
-something with a great deal of vehemence, while a considerable number
-of those underneath him were fast asleep--among them Deacon C----,
-with his shiny-bald head leaning against the wall. Pete, unobserved by
-the minister, balanced his egg, and with tolerable aim plastered its
-contents directly above the deacon’s pate! Hearing the concussion, the
-worthy divine paused in his discourse, and looked daggers at the maudlin
-visitor. “Never mind, uncle,” exclaimed the intruder: “jest you go on
-a-talkin’--_I’ll keep ’em awake for you!_” By this time the congregation
-were thoroughly aroused. “Mr L----,” said the reverend pastor, with a
-seeming charity, which in his mortification he could scarcely have felt,
-and addressing a “tiding-man” near the door, “Mr L----, won’t you have
-the kindness to remove that poor creature from the aisle? I fear that he
-is sick.” “_Sick!_” stammered our qualmish hero, as he began to confirm
-the fears of the clergyman by very active symptoms; “_s-i-c-k!_--yes, and
-it’s enough to make a _dog_ sick to sit under such stupid preachin’ as
-your’n: it’s more’n I can _stand_ under! Yes, take me out--the quicker
-the better!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-THE ASS.--The ass performs so many useful duties besides his _choragic_
-functions in our community, that he cannot be respectfully omitted. He is
-called a bad vocalist, though some amateurs prefer him to the mule; but
-he is perhaps underrated. There are many notes which alone are shocking
-to the ear, that have in concert an agreeable harmony. The gabble of the
-goose is not unpleasant in the orchestra of the barn-yard, and there are
-many instances, no doubt, in which braying would improve harmony. If
-one looks close into nature, he will find nothing, not even the gargle
-of the frog-pond, created in vain. At Musard’s they often improve the
-spirit of a gallopade by the sudden clank and crash of a chain upon a
-hollow platform, with now and then a scream like the war-whoop of the
-Seminoles. What the Italians understand, and what most other nations do
-not, is the harmonious composition of discordant sounds. If a general
-concert of nature could be formed, the crow as well as the nightingale
-would be necessary to the perfect symphony; and it is likely even the
-file and hand-saw might be made to discourse excellent music. But even in
-a solo, the ass, according to Coleridge, has his merits. He has certainly
-the merit of execution. He commences with a few prelusive notes, gently,
-as if essaying his organs, rising in a progressive swell to enthusiasm,
-and then gradually dies away to a pathetic close; an exact prototype of
-the best German and Italian compositions, and a living sanction of the
-genuine and authentic instructions of the Academie de Musique.
-
- * * * * *
-
- Printed and published every Saturday by GUNN and CAMERON, at
- the Office of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane,
- College Green, Dublin.--Agents:--R. GROOMBRIDGE, Panyer Alley,
- Paternoster Row, London; SIMMS and DINHAM, Exchange Street,
- Manchester; C. DAVIES, North John Street, Liverpool; J. DRAKE,
- Birmingham; SLOCOMBE & SIMMS, Leeds; FRAZER and CRAWFORD,
- George Street, Edinburgh; and DAVID ROBERTSON, Trongate,
- Glasgow.
-
-
-
-
-
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-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>THE IRISH PENNY JOURNAL.</h1>
-
-<table summary="Headline layout">
- <tr>
- <td class="smcap">Number 20.</td>
- <td class="center">SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1840.</td>
- <td class="right smcap">Volume I.</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="figcenter gap4" style="width: 500px;">
-<img src="images/malahide.jpg" width="500" height="360" alt="Malahide Castle" />
-</div>
-
-<h2>MALAHIDE CASTLE, COUNTY OF DUBLIN.</h2>
-
-<p>An ancient baronial castle, in good preservation and still inhabited
-by the lineal descendant of its original founder, is a
-rare object to find in Ireland; and the causes which have led
-to this circumstance are too obvious to require an explanation.
-In Malahide Castle we have, however, a highly interesting
-example of this kind; for though in its present state
-it owes much of its imposing effect to modern restorations and
-improvements, it still retains a considerable portion of very
-ancient date, and most probably even some parts of the original
-castle erected in the reign of King Henry II. Considered
-in this way, Malahide Castle is without a rival in interest,
-not only in our metropolitan county, but also perhaps
-within the boundary of the old English pale.</p>
-
-<p>The Castle of Malahide is placed on a gently elevated situation
-on a limestone rock near the village or town from
-which it derives its name, and of which, with its picturesque
-bay, it commands a beautiful prospect. In its general form
-it is quadrangular and nearly approaching to a square, flanked
-on its south or principal front by circular towers, with a fine
-“Gothic” entrance porch in the centre. Its proportions are
-of considerable grandeur, and its picturesqueness is greatly
-heightened by the masses of luxuriant ivy which mantle its
-walls. For much of its present architectural magnificence it
-is however indebted to its present proprietor, and his father,
-the late Colonel Talbot. The structure, as it appeared in
-the commencement of the last century, was of contracted dimensions,
-and had wholly lost its original castellated character,
-though its ancient moat still remained. This moat is
-however now filled up, and its sloping surface is converted
-into a green-sward, and planted with Italian cypresses and
-other evergreens.</p>
-
-<p>Interesting, however, as this ancient mansion is in its exterior
-appearance, it is perhaps still more so in its interior features.
-Its spacious hall, roofed with timber-work of oak, is
-of considerable antiquity; but its attraction is eclipsed by
-another apartment of equal age and vastly superior beauty,
-with which indeed in its way there is nothing, as far as we
-know, to be compared in Ireland. This unique apartment is
-wainscotted throughout with oak elaborately carved, in compartments,
-with subjects derived from scripture history, and
-though Gothic in their general character, some of them are
-executed with considerable skill; while the chimney-piece,
-which exhibits in its central division figures of the Virgin and
-Child, is carved with a singular degree of elegance and beauty.
-The whole is richly varnished, and from the blackness of tint
-which the wood has acquired from time, the apartment, as
-Mr Brewer well observes, assumes the resemblance of one
-vast cabinet of ebony.</p>
-
-<p>The other apartments, of which there are ten on each floor,
-are of inferior architectural pretensions, though some of them
-are of lofty and spacious proportions. But they are not without
-attractions of a high order, being enriched with some
-costly specimens of porcelain, and their walls covered with
-the more valuable ornaments of a collection of original portraits<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
-and paintings by the old masters. Among the former
-the most remarkable are portraits of Charles I. and Queen
-Henrietta Maria, by Vandyke; James II. and his queen, Anne
-Hyde, by Sir Peter Lely; Queen Anne, by Sir Godfrey Kneller;
-the Duchess of Portsmouth, mistress to Charles II.; the
-first Duke of Richmond (son of the above duchess) when a
-child; Richard Talbot, the celebrated Duke of Tirconnel,
-Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, general and minister to James II.,
-by Sir Peter Lely; the Ladies Catherine and Charlotte Talbot,
-daughters of the duke, by Sir P. Lely; with many other
-portraits of illustrious members of the Talbot family. The
-portraits of the Duchess of Portsmouth and her son were presented
-by herself to Mrs Wogan of Rathcoffy, from whom
-they were inherited by Colonel Talbot.</p>
-
-<p>Among the pictures of more general interest, the most distinguished
-is a small altar piece divided into compartments,
-and representing the Nativity, Adoration, and Circumcision.
-This most valuable and interesting picture is the work of
-Albert Durer, and is said to have belonged to the unfortunate
-Mary Queen of Scots. It was purchased by Charles II. for
-£2000, and was given by him to the Duchess of Portsmouth,
-who presented it to the grandmother of the late Col. Talbot.</p>
-
-<p>As already observed, the noble family of Talbot have been
-seated in their present locality for a period of nearly seven
-hundred years! According to the pedigree of the family,
-drawn up with every appearance of accuracy by Sir William
-Betham, Richard Talbot, the second son of Richard Talbot,
-Lord of Eccleswell and Linton, in Herefordshire, who was
-living in 1153, having accompanied King Henry II. into Ireland,
-obtained from that monarch the lordship of Malahide,
-being part of the two cantreds of Leinster, in the neighbourhood
-of Dublin, which King Henry had reserved, when he
-granted the rest of the province to Richard Earl of Strongbow,
-to be held as a noble fief of the crown of England. It
-is at all events certain, as appears from the chartulary or register
-of Mary’s Abbey, now in the British Museum, that this
-Richard Talbot granted to St Mary’s Abbey in Dublin certain
-lands called Venenbristen, which lie between Croscurry
-and the lands of Hamon Mac Kirkyl, in pure and perpetual
-alms, that the monks there might pray for the health of his
-soul and that of his brother Roger, and their ancestors; and
-that he also leased certain lands in Malahide and Portmarnoc
-to the monks of the same abbey. From this Richard Talbot
-the present Lord Talbot de Malahide descends in the twentieth
-generation, and in the twenty-fourth from Richard Talbot,
-a Norman baron who held Hereford Castle in the time
-of the Conqueror. The noble Earls of Shrewsbury and Talbot
-are of the same stock, but descend from Gilbert, the elder
-brother of Richard, who was Lord of Eccleswell and Linton,
-and was living in 1190.</p>
-
-<p>There can be no question, therefore, of the noble origin of
-the Talbots de Malahide, nor can their title be considered
-as a mushroom one, though only conferred upon the mother
-of the present lord; for Sir William Betham shows that his
-ancestor, Thomas Talbot, knight and lord of Malahide, who
-had livery of his estate in 1349, was summoned by the sheriff
-of Dublin to the Magnum Concilium, or Great Council,
-held in Dublin in 1372, 46 Edward III., and again to the Magnum
-Concilium held on Saturday, in the vigils of the holy
-Trinity, 48 Edward III., 1374, by special writ directed to
-himself by the name of “<i>Thome Talbot, Militis</i>.” He was
-also summoned by writ to the Parliament of Ireland in the
-same year. If therefore it could be ascertained that this
-Thomas Talbot actually took his seat under that writ, it
-would be clear that his lineal heir-male and heir-general, the
-present baron, has a just claim to the honours and dignity
-which he has so recently acquired.</p>
-
-<p>The manor of Malahide was created by charter as early
-as the reign of King Henry II., and its privileges were confirmed
-and enlarged by King Edward IV. in 1475. This, we
-believe, still remains in the possession of the chief of the family,
-but various other extensive possessions of his ancestors
-passed to junior branches of his house, and have been long
-alienated from his family.</p>
-
-<p>Among the most memorable circumstances of general interest
-connected with the history of this castle and its possessors,
-should be mentioned what Mr Brewer properly calls
-“a lamentable instance of the ferocity with which quarrels of
-party rivalry were conducted in ages during which the internal
-polity of Ireland was injuriously neglected by the supreme
-head of government:&mdash;On Whitsun-eve, in the year 1329, as
-is recorded by Ware, John de Birmingham, Earl of Louth,
-Richard Talbot, styled Lord of Malahide, and many of their
-kindred, together with sixty of their English followers, were
-slain in a pitched battle at Balbriggan [Ballybragan] in
-this neighbourhood, by the Anglo-Norman faction of the De
-Verdons, De Gernons, and Savages: the cause of animosity
-being the election of the earl to the palatinate dignity of
-Louth, the county of the latter party.”</p>
-
-<p>At a later period the Talbots of Malahide had a narrow
-escape from a calamity nearly as bad as death itself&mdash;the
-total loss of their rank and possessions. Involved of necessity
-by their political and religious principles in the troubles of the
-middle of the seventeenth century, they could hardly have
-escaped the persecution of the party assuming government in
-the name of the parliament. John Talbot of Malahide having
-been indicted and outlawed for acting in the Irish rebellion,
-his castle, with five hundred acres of arable land, was granted
-by lease, dated 21st December 1653, for seven years, to the
-regicide Miles Corbet, who resided here for several years
-after, till, being himself outlawed in turn at the period of the
-Restoration, he took shipping from its port for the continent.
-More fortunate, however, than the representatives of most
-other families implicated in the events of this unhappy period,
-Mr Talbot was by the act of explanation in 1665 restored to all
-his lands and estates in the county of Dublin, as he had held
-the same in 1641, only subject to quit rents. It is said that
-during the occupation of Malahide by Corbet it became for a
-short time the abode of Cromwell himself; but this statement,
-we believe, only rests on popular tradition&mdash;a chronicler which
-has been too fond of making similar statements respecting
-Irish castles generally, to merit attention and belief.</p>
-
-<p>Our limits will not permit us on the present occasion to
-enter on any description of the picturesque ruins of the ancient
-chapel and tombs situated within the demesne, and immediately
-adjacent to the castle; and we shall only add in
-conclusion, that the grounds of the demesne, though of
-limited extent, and but little varied in elevation, are judiciously
-laid out, and present among its plantations many scenes
-of dignified character and beauty.</p>
-
-<p class="right">P.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">SAINT BRIDGET’S SHAWL,<br />
-<span class="smaller">BY T. E., AUTHOR OF “DARBY DOYLE,” ETC.</span></h2>
-
-<p>Amongst the many extraordinary characters with which this
-country abounds, such as fools, madmen, onshochs, omadhauns,
-hair-brains, crack-brains, and naturals, I have particularly
-taken notice of one. His character is rather singular. He
-begs about Newbridge, county of Kildare: he will accept of
-any thing offered him, except money&mdash;that he scornfully refuses;
-which fulfils the old adage, “None but a fool will refuse
-money.” His habitation is the ruins of an old fort or ancient
-stronghold called Walshe’s Castle, on the road to Kilcullen,
-near Arthgarvan, and within a few yards of the river Liffey,
-far away from any dwelling. There he lies on a bundle of
-straw, with no other covering save the clothes he wears all
-day. Many is the evening I have seen this poor crazy creature
-plod along the road to his desolate lodging. There is
-another stamp of singularity on his character: his name is
-Pat Mowlds, but who dare attempt to call him Pat? It must
-be Mr Mowlds, or he will not only be offended himself, but
-will surely offend those who neglect this respect. In general
-he is of a downcast, melancholy disposition, boasts of being
-very learned, is much delighted when any one gives him a
-ballad or old newspaper. Sometimes he gets into a very
-good humour, and will relate many anecdotes in a droll style.</p>
-
-<p>About two years ago, as I happened to be sauntering along
-the border of the Curragh, I overtook this solitary being.</p>
-
-<p>“A fine morning, Mr Mowlds,” was my address.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sur, thank God, a very fine morning; shure iv we
-don’t have fine weather in July, when will we have it?”</p>
-
-<p>“What a great space of ground this is to lie waste&mdash;what
-a quantity of provisions it would produce&mdash;what a number of
-people it would employ and feed!” said I.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s very thrue, sur; but was it all sown in pittaties,
-what would become ov the poor sheep? Shure we want
-mutton as well as pittaties&mdash;besides, all the devarshin we have
-every year.&mdash;&mdash;Why, thin, maybe ye have e’er an ould newspaper
-or ballit about ye?”</p>
-
-<p>I said I had not, but a couple of Penny Journals should be
-at his service which I had in my pocket.</p>
-
-<p>“Och, any thing at all that will keep a body amused,
-though I have got a great many of them; but among them all
-I don’t see any picther or any account of the round tower<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>
-ferninst ye; nor any account ov the fire Saint Bridget <em>kept</em> in
-night an’ day for six hundred years; nor any thing about the
-raison why it was put out; nor any thing about how Saint
-Bridget came by this piece ov ground; nor any thing about
-the ould Earl ov Kildare, who rides round the Curragh every
-seventh year with silver spurs and silver reins to his horse&mdash;God
-bless ye, sur, have ye e’er a bit of tobacky?&mdash;there’s not
-a word about this poor counthry at all.”</p>
-
-<p>My senses were now driven to anxiety&mdash;I gave him some
-tobacco. He then resumed:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Och, an’ faix it’s myself that can tell all about those
-things. Shure my grandfather was brother to one of the ould
-anshint bards who left him all his books, and he left them to
-my mother, who left them to me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Mr Mowlds,” I said, “you must have a perfect
-knowledge of those things&mdash;let us hear something of their
-contents.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, thin, shure, sur, I can’t do less. Now, you see, sur,
-it’s my fashion like the priests and ministhers goin’ to praich:
-they must give a bit ov a text out ov some larned book, and
-that’s the way with me. So here goes&mdash;mind the words:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“The seventeenth ov March, on King Dermot’s great table,</div>
-<div class="verse">Where ninety-nine beeves were all roast at a time,</div>
-<div class="verse">We dhrank to the memory, while we wor able,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Ov Pathrick, the saint ov our nation;</div>
-<div class="verse">And gaily wor dhrinkin’, roarin’, shoutin’,</div>
-<div class="verse indent2">Cead mille faltha, acushla machree.</div>
-<div class="verse">There was Cathleen so fair, an’ Elleen so rare!</div>
-<div class="verse indent4">With Pathrick an’ Nora,</div>
-<div class="verse indent4">An’ flauntin’ Queen Dorah!</div>
-<div class="verse indent6">On Pathrick’s day in the mornin’.</div>
-<div class="verse indent11">Whoo!!!</div>
-<div class="verse indent4">County Kildare an’ the sky over it!</div>
-<div class="verse indent8">Short grass for ever!”</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<p>He thus ended with a kick up of his heel which nearly
-touched the nape of his neck, and a flourish of his stick at the
-same time. Then turning to me he said,</p>
-
-<p>“I am not going to tell you one word about the fire&mdash;I am
-going to tell you how Saint Bridget got all this ground. Bad
-luck to <em>Black Noll</em> (a name given to Cromwell) with his crew
-ov dirty Sasanachs that tore down the church; and if they
-could have got on the tower, that would be down also. No
-matther&mdash;every dog will have his day. Sit down on this hill
-till we have a shaugh ov the dhudheen. In this hill lie buried
-all the bones ov the poor fellows that Gefferds killed the time
-ov the throuble, peace an’ rest to their souls!”</p>
-
-<p>“But to the story, Mr Mowlds,” I said, as I watched him
-with impatience while he readied his pipe with a large pin.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sur, here goes. Bad luck to this touch, it’s damp:
-the rain blew into my pocket t’other night an’ wetted it&mdash;ha,
-I have it.</p>
-
-<p>Now, sur, you persave by the words ov my text that a
-great feast was kept up every year at the palace of Castledermot
-on Saint Pathrick’s day. Nothing was to be seen for
-many days before but slaughtering ov bullocks, skiverin’ ov
-pullets, rowlin’ in ov barrels, an’ invitin’ all the quolity about
-the counthry; nor did the roolocks and spalpeens lag behind&mdash;they
-never waited to be axt; all came to lind a frindly hand
-at the feast; nor war the kings ov those days above raisin’
-the ax to slay a bullock. King O’Dermot was one ov those
-slaughtherin’ kings who wouldn’t cringe at the blood ov any
-baste.</p>
-
-<p>’Twas on one ov those festival times that he sallied out
-with his ax in his hand to show his dexterity in the killin’ way.
-The butchers brought him the cattle one afther another, an’
-he laid them down as fast as they could be dhrained ov their
-blood.</p>
-
-<p>Afther layin’ down ninety-nine, the last ov a hundhred was
-brought to him. Just as he riz the ax to give it the clout,
-the ox with a sudden chuck drew the stake from the ground,
-and away with him over hill an’ dale, with the swingin’ block
-an’ a hundred spalpeens at his heels. At last he made into
-the river just below Kilcullen, when a little gossoon thought
-to get on his back; but his tail bein’ very long, gave a twitch
-an’ hitched itself in a black knot round the chap’s body, and
-so towed him across the river.</p>
-
-<p>Away with him then across the Curragh, ever till he came
-to where Saint Bridget lived. He roared at the gate as if
-for marcy. Saint Bridget was just at the door when she saw
-the ox with his horns thrust through the bars.</p>
-
-<p>‘Arrah, what ails ye, poor baste?’ sez she, not seein’ the
-boy at his tail.</p>
-
-<p>‘Och,’ sez the boy, makin’ answer for the ox, ‘for marcy
-sake let me in. I’m the last ov a hundred that was goin’ to
-be kilt by King O’Dermot for his great feast to-morrow; but
-he little knows who I am.’</p>
-
-<p>Begor, when she heard the ox spake, she was startled; but
-rousin’ herself, she said,</p>
-
-<p>‘Why, thin, it ’ud be fitther for King O’Dermot to give me
-a few ov yees, than be feedin’ Budhavore: it’s well you come
-itself.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Ah, but, shure, you won’t kill me, Biddy Darlin,’ sez the
-chap, takin’ the hint, as it was nigh dark, and Biddy couldn’t
-see him with her odd eye; for you must know, sur, that she
-was such a purty girl when she was young, that the boys used
-to be runnin’ in dozens afther her. At last she prayed for
-somethin’ to keep them from tormenting her. So you see,
-sur, she was seized with the small-pox at one side ov her face,
-which blinded up her eye, and left the whole side ov her face
-in furrows, while the other side remained as beautiful as ever.</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth you needn’t fear me killin’ ye,’ sez she; ‘but
-where can I keep ye?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Och,’ says the arch wag, ‘shure when I grow up to be a
-bull I can guard yer ground.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Ground, in yeagh,’ sez the saint; ‘shure I havn’t as much
-as would sow a ridge ov pittaties, barrin’ the taste I have for
-the girls to walk on.’</p>
-
-<p>‘And did you ax the king for nane?’ sed the supposed ox.</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth I did, but the ould budhoch refused me twice’t.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, Biddy honey,’ sez the chap, ‘the third offer’s lucky.
-Go to-morrow, when he’s at dinner, and you may come at the
-soft side ov him. But won’t you give some refreshment to
-this poor boy that I picked up on the road? I fear he is dead
-or smothered hanging at my tail.’</p>
-
-<p>Well, to be sure, the chap hung his head (moryeah) when
-he sed this.</p>
-
-<p>Out St Bridget called a dozen ov nuns, who untied the
-knot, and afther wipin’ the chap as clean as a new pin, brought
-him into the kitchen, and crammed him with the best of aitin’
-and drinkin’; but while they wor doing this, away legged the
-ox. St Bridget went out to ax him some questions consarnin’
-the king, but he was gone.</p>
-
-<p>‘’Pon my sowkins,’ sed she, ‘but that was a mighty odd
-thing entirely. Faix, an it’s myself that will be off to Castledermot
-to-morrow, hit or miss.’</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, the next day she gother together about three
-dozen nuns.</p>
-
-<p>‘Toss on yer mantles,’ sez she, ‘an’ let us be off to Castledermot.’</p>
-
-<p>‘With all harts,’ sez they.</p>
-
-<p>‘Come here, Norah,’ sez she to the sarvint maid. ‘Slack
-down the fire,’ sez she, ‘and be sure you have the kittle on. I
-couldn’t go to bed without my tay, was it ever so late.’</p>
-
-<p>So afther givin’ her ordhers off they started.</p>
-
-<p>Well, behould ye, sur, when she got within two miles ov the
-palace, word was brought to the king that St Bridget and
-above five hundred nuns were on the road, comin’ to dine with
-him.</p>
-
-<p>‘O tundheranounthers,’ roared the king, ‘what’ll I do for
-their dinner? Why the dhoul didn’t she come an hour sooner,
-or sent word yestherday? Such a time for visithers! Do ye
-hear me, Paudeen Roorke?’ sez he, turnin’ to his chief butler:
-‘run afther Rory Condaugh, and ax him did he give away the
-two hind quarthers that I sed was a little rare.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Och, yer honor,’ sed Paudeen Roorke, ‘shure he gev them
-to a parcel of boccochs at the gate.’</p>
-
-<p>‘The dhoul do them good with it! Oh, fire and faggots!
-what’ll become ov me?&mdash;shure she will say I have no hospitality,
-an’ lave me her curse. But, cooger, Paudeen: did the
-roolocks overtake the ox that ran away yestherday?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Och, the dhoul a haugh ov him ever was got, yer honor.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, it’s no matther; that’ll be a good excuse; do you go
-and meet her; I lave it all to you to get me out ov this
-hobble.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Naboclish,’ said Paudeen Roorke, cracking his fingers, an’
-out he started. Just as he got to the door he met her <em>going</em>
-to <em>come</em> in. Well become the king, but he shlipt behind the
-door to hear what ’ud be sed. ‘Bedhahusth,’ he roared to the
-guests that wor going to dhrink his health while his back was
-turned.</p>
-
-<p>‘God save yer reverence!’ said St Bridget to the butler,
-takin’ him for the king’s chaplain, he had such a grummoch
-face on him; ‘can I see the king?’</p>
-
-<p>‘God save you kindly!’ sed Paudeen, ‘to be shure ye can.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
-Who will I say wants him?’ eyeing the black army at her
-heels.</p>
-
-<p>‘Tell him St Bridget called with a few friends to take pot
-luck.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, murther!’ sed Paudeen, ‘why didn’t you come an
-hour sooner? I’m afraid the meat is all cowld, we waited so
-long for ye.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Och, don’t make any <em>bones</em> about it,’ sed St Bridget: ‘it’s
-a cowld stummock can’t warm its own mait.’</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth that’s thrue enough,’ sed Paudeen; ‘but I fear
-there isn’t enough for so many.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Why, ye set of <i lang="ga">cormorals</i>,’ sed she, ‘have ye swallied the
-whole ninety-nine oxen that ye kilt yestherday?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, blessed hour!’ groaned the king to himself, ‘how did
-she know that? Och, I suppose she knows I’m here too.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, bad scran to me!’ said Paudeen, ‘but we had the best
-and fattest keepin’ for you, but he ran away.’</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth you needn’t tell me that,’ sez she; ‘I know all
-about yer doings. If I’m sent away without my dinner itself,
-I must see the king.’</p>
-
-<p>Just as she sed this, a hiccup seized the king, so loud that
-it reached the great hall. The guests, who war all silent by
-the king’s order, thought he sed hip, hip!&mdash;so. Such a shout,
-my jewel, as nearly frightened the saint away.</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth,’ sez she, ‘I’d be very sorry to venthur among
-such a set of riff-raff, any way. But who’s this behind the
-door?’ sez she, cockin’ her eye. ‘Oh, I beg pardon!&mdash;I hope
-no inthrusion&mdash;there ye are&mdash;ye’ll save me the trouble ov
-goin’ in.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh,’ sed the king (hic), ‘I tuck a little sick in my stummock,
-and came down to get fresh air. I beg pardon. Why
-didn’t you come in time to dinner?’</p>
-
-<p>‘I want no dinner,’ said she; ‘I came to speak on affairs ov
-state.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Why, thin,’ said the king, ‘before ye state them, ye
-must come in and take a bit in yer fingers, at any rate.’</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth,’ sez she, ‘I was always used to full and plenty,
-and not any scrageen bits; and to think ov a king’s table not
-having a flaugooloch meal, is all nonsense: that’s like the
-taste ov ground I axt ye for some time ago.’</p>
-
-<p>Begor, sur, when she sed that, she gev him such a start
-that the hiccough left him.</p>
-
-<p>‘Ah, Biddy, honey,’ sez he, ‘shure ye wor only passin’ a
-joke to cure me: say no more&mdash;it’s all gone.’</p>
-
-<p>Just as he sed this, he heard a great shout at a distance:
-out he pulled his specks, an’ put them on his nose; when to
-his joy he saw a whole crowd ov spalpeens dhrivin’ the ox before
-them. The king, forgettin’ who he was spaikin’ to, took
-off his caubeen, and began to wave it, as he ran off to
-meet them.</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh! mahurpendhoul, but ye’re brave fellows,’ sez he; ‘who
-ever it was that <em>cotch</em> him shall have a commission in my life
-guards. I never wanted a joint more. Galong, every mother’s
-son ov yees, and horry all the gridirons and frying-pans
-ye can get. Hand me the axe, till I have some steaks
-tost up for a few friends.’</p>
-
-<p>So, my jewel, while ye’d say thrap-stick, the ox was down,
-an’ on the gridirons before the life was half out ov him.</p>
-
-<p>Well, to be shure, St Bridget got mighty hungry, as she
-had walked a long way. She then tould the king that the gentlemen
-should lave the room, as she could not sit with any one
-not in ordhers, and they being a little out ov ordher. So, to
-make themselves agreeable to her ordhers, they quit the hall,
-and went out to play at hurdles.</p>
-
-<p>When the king recollected who he was goin’ to give dinner
-to, sez he to himself, ‘Shure no king ought to be above sarvin’
-a saint.’ So over he goes to his wife the queen.</p>
-
-<p>‘Dorah,’ sez he, ‘do ye know who’s within?’ ‘Why, to be
-shure I do,’ sez she; ‘ain’t it Bridheen na Keogue?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Ye’re right,’ sez he, ‘and you know she’s a saint; an’ I
-think it will be for the good ov our sowls that she kem here
-to-day. Come, peel off yer muslins, and help me up wid the
-dinner.’</p>
-
-<p>‘In troth I’ll not,’ sez the queen; ‘shure ye know I’m a
-black Prospitarian, an’ bleeve nun ov yer saints.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Arrah, nun or yer quare ways,’ sez he; ‘don’t you wish
-my sowl happy, any how?&mdash;an’ if you help me, you will be
-only helpin’ my sowl to heaven.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, in that case,’ sez she, ‘here’s at ye, and the sooner the
-betther. But one charge I’d give ye: take care how ye open
-yer <i lang="ga">claub</i> about ground: ye know she thought to come round
-ye twice before.’</p>
-
-<p>So in the twinklin’ ov an eye she went down to the kitchen,
-an’ put on a prashkeen, an’ was <em>first dish</em> at the table.</p>
-
-<p>The king saw every one lashin’ away at their dinner except
-Bridget.</p>
-
-<p>‘Arrah, Biddy, honey,’ sez he, ‘why don’t ye help yerself?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Why, thin,’ sez she, ‘the dhoul a bit, bite or sup, I’ll take
-undher yer roof until ye grant me one favour.’</p>
-
-<p>‘And what is that?’ sez the king; ‘shure ye know a king
-must stand to his word was it half his kingdom, and how do
-I know but ye want to chouse me out ov it: let me know
-first what ye want.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, thin, Mr King O’Dermot,’ sez she, ‘all I want is a
-taste ov ground to sow a few pays in.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, an’ how much do ye want, yer reverence,’ sez he, all
-over ov a thrimble, betune his wife’s dark looks, and the curse
-he expected from Bridget if he refused.</p>
-
-<p>‘Not much,’ sez she, ‘for the present. You don’t know how
-I’m situated. All the pilgrims going to Lough Dhearg are
-sent to me to put the pays in their brogues, an’ ye know I
-havn’t as much ground as would sow a pint; but if ye only
-give me about fifty acres, I’ll be contint.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Fifty acres!’ roared the king, stretching his neck like a
-goose.</p>
-
-<p>‘Fifty acres!’ roared the queen, knitting her brows; ‘shure
-that much ground would fill their pockets as well as their
-brogues.’</p>
-
-<p>‘There ye’re out ov it,’ said the saint; ‘why, it wouldn’t be
-half enough if they got their dhue according to their sins; but
-I’ll lave it to yerself.’</p>
-
-<p>‘How much will ye give?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Not an acre,’ said the queen.</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, Dorah,’ sed the king, ‘let me give the crathur some.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Not an <em>inch</em>,’ sed the queen, ‘if I’m to be misthress here.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, I beg pardon,’ sez the saint; ‘so, Mr King O’Dermot,
-you are undher petticoat government I see; but maybe I
-won’t match ye for all that. Now, take my word, you shall
-go on penance to Lough Dhearg before nine days is about;
-and instead ov pays ye shall have pebble stones and swan shot,
-in yer brogues. But it’s well for you, Mrs Queen, that ye’re
-out ov my reach, or I’d send you there barefooted, with nothing
-on but yer stockings.’</p>
-
-<p>When the king heard this, he fell all ov a thrimble. ‘Oh,
-Dorah,’ sez he, ‘give the crathur a little taste ov ground to
-satisfy her.’</p>
-
-<p>‘No, not as much as she could play ninepins on,’ sez she,
-shakin’ her fist and grindin’ her teeth together; ‘and I hope
-she may send you to Lough Dhearg, as she sed she would.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Why, thin, have ye no feeling for one ov yer own sex?’
-sez the saint. ‘I’ll go my way this minit, iv ye only give me
-as much as my shawl will cover.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, that’s a horse ov another colour,’ sez the queen; ‘you
-may have that, with a heart and a half. But you know very
-well if I didn’t watch that fool ov a man, he’d give the very
-nose off his face if a girl only axt him how he was.’</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, when the king heard this, he grew as merry as a
-cricket. ‘Come, Biddy,’ sez he, ‘we mustn’t have a dhry
-bargain, any how.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, ye’ll excuse me, Mr King O’Dermot,’ sez she; ‘I never
-drink stronger nor wather.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, son ov Fingal,’ exclaimed the king, ‘do ye hear this,
-and it Pathrick’s day!’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, I intirely forgot that,’ sez she. ‘Well, then, for fear
-ye’d say I was a bad fellow, I’ll just taste. Shedhurdh.’</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, after the dhough-an-dheris she went home very
-well pleased that she was to get ever a taste ov ground at all,
-and she promised the king to make his pinance light, and
-that she would boil the pays for him, as she did with young
-men ov tendher conshinses; but as to ould hardened sinners,
-she’d keep the pays till they’d be as stale as a sailor’s bisket.</p>
-
-<p>Well, to be shure, when she got home she set upwards ov a
-hundhred nuns at work to make her shawl, during which time
-she was never heard of. At last, afther six months’ hard labour,
-they got it finished.</p>
-
-<p>‘Now,’ sez she, ‘it’s time I should go see the king, that he
-may come and see that I take no more than my right. So,
-taking no one with her barrin’ herself and <em>one</em> nun, off she set.</p>
-
-<p>The king and queen were just sitting down to tay at the
-parlour window when she got there.</p>
-
-<p>‘Whoo! talk of the dhoul and he’ll appear,’ sez he. ‘Why,
-thin, Biddy honey, it’s an ago since we saw ye. Sit down;
-we’re just on the first cup. Dorah and myself were afther
-talkin’ about ye, an’ thought ye forgot us intirely. Well, did
-ye take that bit ov ground?’</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>‘Indeed I’d be very sorry to do the likes behind any one’s
-back. You must come to-morrow and see it measured.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Not I, ’pon my sowkins,’ sed the king: ‘do ye think me so
-mane as to doubt yer word?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Pho! pho!’ sed the queen, ‘such a taste is not worth talkin’
-ov; but, just to honour ye, we shall attind in state to-morrow.
-Sit down.’</p>
-
-<p>She took up her station betune the king an’ queen: the
-purty side ov her face was next the king, an’ the ugly side
-next the queen.</p>
-
-<p>‘I can’t be jealous ov you, at any rate,’ sed the queen to herself,
-as she never saw her veil off before.</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, murther!’ sez the king, ‘what a pity ye’re a saint,
-and Dorah to be alive. Such a beauty!’</p>
-
-<p>Just as he was starin’, the queen happened to look over at a
-looking-glass, in which she saw Biddy’s pretty side.</p>
-
-<p>‘Hem!’ sez she, sippin’ her cup. ‘Dermot,’ sez she, ‘it’s
-very much out ov manners to be stuck with ladies at their tay.
-Go take a shaugh ov the dhudheen, while we talk over some
-affairs ov state.’</p>
-
-<p>Begor, sur, the king was glad ov the excuse to lave them
-together, in the hopes St Bridget would convart his wife.</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, whatever discoorse they had, I disremember,
-but the queen came down in great humour to wish the saint
-good night, an’ promised to be on the road the next day to
-Kildare.</p>
-
-<p>‘Faix,’ sez the saint, ‘I was nigh forgettin’ my gentility to
-wish the king good night. Where is he?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Augh, and shure myself doesn’t know, barrin’ he’s in the
-kitchen.’</p>
-
-<p>‘In the kitchen!’ exclaimed the saint; ‘oh fie!’</p>
-
-<p>‘Ay, indeed, just cock yer eye,’ sez the queen, ‘to the
-key-hole: that dhudheen is his excuse. I can’t keep a maid
-for him.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh! is that the way with him?&mdash;never fear: I’ll make his
-pinance purty sharp for that. At any rate call him out an’
-let us part in friends.’</p>
-
-<p>So, sur, afther all the compliments wor passed, the king
-sed he should go see her a bit ov the road, as it was late:
-so off he went. The moon had just got up, an’ he walked
-alongside the saint at the ugly side; but when he looked
-round to praise her, an’ pay her a little compliment, he got
-sich a fright that he’d take his oath it wasn’t her at all, so he
-was glad to get back to the queen.</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, next morning the queen ordhered the long car to
-be got ready, with plenty ov clean straw in it, as in those
-times they had no coaches; then regulated her life guards,
-twelve to ride before and twelve behind, the king at one side
-and the chief butler at the other, for without the butler she
-couldn’t do at all, as every mile she had to stop the whole retinue
-till she’d get refreshment. In the meantime, St Bridget
-placed her nuns twenty-one miles round the Curragh. At
-last the thrumpet sounded, which gave notice that the king
-was coming. As soon as they halted, six men lifted the queen
-up on the throne, which they brought with them on the long
-car. The king ov coorse got up by her side.</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, Dorah,’ sez he in a whisper, ‘what a laugh we’ll
-have at Biddy, with her shawl!’</p>
-
-<p>‘I don’t know that neither,’ sez the queen. ‘It looks as
-thick as Finmocool’s boulsther, as it hangs over her shoulder.’</p>
-
-<p>‘God save yer highness,’ sed the saint, as she kem up to
-them. ‘Why, ye sted mighty long. I had a snack ready for
-ye at one o’clock.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Och, it’s no matther,’ sez the queen; ‘measure yer bit ov
-ground, and we then can have it in comfort.’</p>
-
-<p>So with that St Bridget threw down her shawl, which she
-had cunningly folded up.</p>
-
-<p>Now, sur, this shawl was made ov fine sewin’ silk, all network,
-each mesh six feet square, and tuck thirty-six pounds
-ov silk, and employed six hundred and sixty nuns for three
-months making it.</p>
-
-<p>Well, sur, as I sed afore, she threw it on the ground.</p>
-
-<p>‘Here, Judy Conway, run to Biddy Conroy with this corner,
-an’ let her make aff in the direckshin ov Kildare, an’ be
-shure she runs the corner into the <em>mon’stery</em>. Here, you, Nelly
-Murphy, make off to Kilcullen; an’ you, Katty Farrel, away
-with you to Ballysax; an’ you, Nelly Doye, away to Arthgarvan;
-an’ you, Rose Regan, in the direckshin of Connell;
-an’ you, Ellen Fogarty, away in the road to Maddenstown;
-an’ you, Jenny Purcel, away to Airfield. Just hand it from
-one to t’other.’</p>
-
-<p>So givin’ three claps ov her hand, off they set like hounds,
-an’ in a minnit ye’d think a haul ov nuns wor cotched in the
-net.</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, millia murther!’ sez the queen, ‘she’s stretchin’ it over
-my daughter’s ground.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh, blud-an’-turf!’ sez the king, ‘now she’s stretchin’ it
-over my son’s ground. Galong, ye set ov <i lang="ga">thaulabawns</i>,’ sed
-he to his life-guards; ‘galong, I say, an’ stop her, else she’ll
-cover all my dominions.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh fie, yer honour,’ sez the chief butler; ‘if you break
-yer word, I’m not shure ov my wages.’</p>
-
-<p>Well behould ye, sur, in less than two hours Saint Bridget
-had the whole Curragh covered.</p>
-
-<p>‘Now see what a purty kittle of fish you’ve made ov it!’
-sez the queen.</p>
-
-<p>‘No, but it’s you, Mrs Queen O’Dermot, ’twas you agreed
-to this.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Ger out, ye ould bosthoon,’ sez the queen, ‘ye desarve it
-all: ye might aisy guess that she’d chouse ye. Shure iv ye
-had a grain ov sinse, ye might recollect how yer cousin King
-O’Toole was choused by Saint Kavin out ov all his ground,
-by the saint stuffin’ a lump ov a crow into the belly ov the
-ould goose.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Well, Dorah, never mind; if she makes a hole, I have a peg
-for it. Now, Biddy,’ sez he, ‘though I gave ye the ground, I
-forgot to tell ye that I only give it for a certain time. I now
-tell ye from this day forward you shall only have it while ye
-keep yer fire in.’”</p>
-
-<p>Here I lost the remainder of his discourse by my ill manners.
-I got so familiar with Mr Mowlds, and so interested
-with his story, that I forgot my politeness.</p>
-
-<p>“And what about the fire, <span class="smcap">Pat</span>?” said I, without consideration.</p>
-
-<p>Before I could recollect the offence, he turned on me with
-the eyes of a maniac&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“The dhoul whishper nollege into your ear. <em>Pat!</em>&mdash;(hum)&mdash;<em>Pat!</em>&mdash;<em>Pat!</em>&mdash;this
-is freedom, with all my heart.”</p>
-
-<p>So saying, he strode away, muttering something between his
-teeth. However, I hope again to meet him, when I shall be a
-little more cautious in my address.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">THE ELECTROTYPE.</h2>
-
-<p>An elaborate and very lucid article on the Electrotype and
-Daguerreotype, being a review of “An Account of Experiments
-in Electricity made by Thomas Spencer&mdash;Annals of
-Electricity, January 1840,” and of the account of M. Daguerre’s
-discovery of Photogenic Drawing as published by
-himself, has appeared in that excellent work “The Westminster
-Review” for September. Our space not allowing
-us to enter so fully into details as our admirable contemporary,
-we present our readers with as concise an article as
-the nature of the subject will permit, confining ourselves for
-the present to the Electrotype, as being less generally known,
-though not less curious.</p>
-
-<p>The electrotype is another instance of the application of invisible
-elements to the uses of man, by which powers and influences,
-of whose nature he is as yet wholly ignorant, are made
-subservient to his purposes, and obedient to his rule.</p>
-
-<p>To define accurately what electricity is, would be, as yet at
-least, impossible. Many conjectures have been, are, and will
-be hazarded, but the knowledge of its production, power, and
-effects, is only in its infancy, and so full of promise of a gigantic
-growth, that time will be better spent in its cultivation
-than in debating upon what it is.</p>
-
-<p>The truth of this proposition is fully borne out by the subject
-of our present paper; for whilst many scientific men have
-been exhausting their energies in the production of plausible
-theories upon the nature of the electric fluid, other more
-matter-of-fact philosophers have addressed themselves to its
-application; and whilst some of these devote themselves to
-the developement of its motive powers, in the well-founded hope
-of its superseding steam, others press its services to far different
-uses. Amongst the last, Mr Spencer holds a foremost
-place.</p>
-
-<p>Before entering into the description of the electrotype, we
-must say a few words on the subject of electricity to the less
-informed of our readers. The electric fluid, as it is called,
-may be produced in various ways: the most ordinary is by
-the friction of glass against silk, as exemplified in the electrical
-machine, which is familiar to almost every one. But
-galvanic and voltaic electricity is differently produced. In
-all cases its production is the consequence of combination,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
-but particularly in the galvanic battery and voltaic circle.
-The latter, being Mr Spencer’s apparatus, we shall briefly
-describe.</p>
-
-<p>An ordinary voltaic circle is formed by a plate of zinc and
-another of copper being placed upright in a vessel containing
-acid or a saline solution. Zinc is more oxidisable than copper,
-that is, it has a greater affinity to, or inclination to unite itself
-with, the gas called oxygen, the combination of which with
-the particles of metal produces that appearance which is called
-“rust.” Whilst the zinc and copper are separate, the oxygen
-of the fluid operates upon both; but if they are united by
-means of a wire connected with each, the oxygen forsakes the
-copper altogether, and proceeds with increased force to unite
-with the zinc, and a current of electricity is immediately
-formed, which proceeds from the zinc plate through the fluid
-medium to the copper, thence along the connecting wire to the
-zinc, and thence round again in a constant circulating stream,
-until the zinc has been entirely decomposed, or oxidised.</p>
-
-<p>Electricity being thus produced by combination, its progress
-and effects are marked by a wonderful power of separation
-or decomposition, which it exerts upon substances brought
-within the circle; and this is the power which Mr Spencer has
-turned to his use, the great object which he has at present in
-view being the multiplication of engraved plates of copper for
-the purpose of printing from.</p>
-
-<p>Every person who has seen metal of any description in a
-state of fusion, must have remarked that it never forms a
-thin fluid such as water, capable of insinuating itself into the
-smallest interstices, but is what would be called <em>thick</em> even at
-the fiercest heat, consequently incapable of entering into such
-fine scratches as are necessary to be accurately and clearly
-defined upon an engraved plate. Again, the contraction and
-expansion of all metals by the application of heat and cold,
-would offer an almost insuperable bar to the utility of casting,
-even if the fusion could be rendered perfect. But the application
-of electricity removes all the inconveniences, and opens
-a new field of science.</p>
-
-<p>Mr Spencer’s apparatus consists of an earthenware vessel,
-in which is suspended another, much smaller, of earthenware
-or wood, with a bottom formed of plaster-of-Paris. Into the
-larger vessel is poured a saturated solution of copper (the
-copper being dissolved in sulphuric acid) sufficient to rise up
-along the sides of the lesser one, which is filled with the acid
-or saline solution intended to operate upon the zinc. The
-plaster-of-Paris being very porous, allows the two liquids to
-meet in its cells, but prevents them from mixing; by permitting
-them to meet, however, the current of electricity is enabled
-to circulate through all. In the larger vessel, and beneath
-the bottom of the smaller one, is placed the copper plate
-from which the cast is to be taken, or upon which the pattern
-is to be raised. It is suspended by the wire, which is to connect
-it with the zinc, being fixed on the edge of the inner
-vessel, in which is the zinc plate, suspended by its connecting
-wire. The two wires are then brought into contact, fixed
-together by a screw, and the voltaic circle is complete. The
-acid in the upper vessel attacks the zinc, the electric current
-descends through the plaster bottom, thence through the solution
-of copper, where its separating or decomposing power is
-brought into operation, causing the infinitely minute particles
-of copper suspended in the solution to separate from the sulphuric
-acid, and descend upon the plate, through which itself
-proceeds to the wire, and so round again.</p>
-
-<p>Now, here is probably the most wonderful part of the process.
-It is only on the copper plate that the particles of copper,
-disengaged from the solution, will descend and settle. If
-the copper be varnished, or covered with a coat of wax, they
-will not deposit themselves or go together at all; but where
-they find the clean surface of the metal, they at once not only
-settle, but fix and adjust themselves in their proper forms,
-building up as it were a metal structure, not eccentric or uneven,
-but forming a correct plate of new metal, so pure, so
-hard, and so free from defect or extraneous matter, that
-engravers prefer copper plates thus formed to any other for
-working upon. But the perfection of this operation consists
-in the wonderful accuracy with which the finest lines of the
-most beautiful engravings are copied: the particles which
-float in the solution are so indefinitely small, that they can
-enter into the finest cuts, the slightest scratches; and as they
-undergo no process of heating or cooling, their form is in nowise
-altered.</p>
-
-<p>We have already observed, that if the plate of metal be
-covered, even with varnish, the particles will not descend or
-form upon it; nevertheless, if some slight substance be not
-interposed, the depositing particles adhere so firmly to it as
-to be inseparable, and it is upon this property that one of the
-processes&mdash;that of engraving in relief on a plate of copper&mdash;entirely
-depends for success. When a cast of an engraved
-plate is required, the plate must be coated with bee’s-wax,
-mixed with a little spirits of turpentine. It is laid on the
-plate in a lump and melted, and when just cooling is wiped off,
-when, although apparently clean, enough remains to interpose
-between the new and original plates, and prevent a too strong
-cohesion. It is not necessary that the engraved plate should
-be copper: it may be for instance lead or type metal, in which
-case it need not be waxed, as the application of heat, expanding
-the metals unequally, causes them at once to start asunder.</p>
-
-<p>A piece of wire having been soldered to the back of the plate,
-its back and edges should be covered with a double coat of thick
-varnish, or it may be embedded in a box with plaster-of-Paris
-or Roman cement. This precaution is necessary, to prevent
-the plate from being inclosed, and to limit the deposition to a
-proper extent.</p>
-
-<p>It may now be suspended in the apparatus, and the wires
-being placed in contact, the operation begins. Particle by
-particle the new metal is formed, until the plate is of sufficient
-thickness, when it is withdrawn, and heat being applied, the
-two plates are separated, one being the exact counterpart, in
-relief, of the other. Care must be taken in all cases to change
-the solution of copper frequently, for by merely <em>adding</em>, the
-separated particles of the sulphuric acid would accumulate
-to such extent as to mar or injure the operation.</p>
-
-<p>From the plate thus formed in relief, as many casts as may
-be required can be obtained, by making it the mould.</p>
-
-<p>To copy or multiply medals and coins the operation is very
-simple, for a mould can be easily obtained by compressing
-the medal or coin between two plates of milled sheet lead, and by
-varnishing the lead round the impression, the deposit will be
-formed in the hollow only; and for this purpose a very simple
-apparatus will suffice, and one that may be very easily made.
-For the outer vessel an ordinary glass tumbler or finger-bowl
-will answer; and for the inner, a cylindrical gas-glass, having
-a bottom made of plaster-of-Paris. The solution of copper
-being in the tumbler, and the acid with the zinc in the gas-glass,
-the mould should be suspended by its conducting wire
-between the bottoms, the wire of the zinc connected with it,
-and the operation will proceed. In all cases it must be observed
-that the edge of the mould should be up, as, if it be
-placed horizontally, extraneous substances, sinking by their
-own weight, may be deposited upon it.</p>
-
-<p>To produce a raised design upon a plate of copper, or as it
-is rather erroneously styled, “Engraving in Relief,” the operation
-is thus performed:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>The plate upon which the design is to be raised having had
-the conducting wire soldered to it, is covered with a coat of
-wax about one-eighth of an inch or less in thickness, and upon
-the surface of this coat the design is drawn. With a graver,
-the end of which must be of the form of a thin parallelogram,
-so as to make grooves in the wax equally broad at the bottom
-as at the top, the lines of the drawing are to be carefully cut
-down to the plate; care being taken that the plate is perfectly
-cleaned throughout each line, and also that the grooves
-are not narrower at the bottom than at the top. In order to
-lay the surface of the copper at the bottom of the grooves perfectly
-bare, the plate must be immersed in diluted nitric acid
-(three parts of water to one of acid), and the particles of wax
-that may have escaped the graver are driven off by the fumes
-of the acid. The plate is then placed in the apparatus, the
-circle closed as before, and the operation commences. As the
-particles of copper require a metallic base, they avoid the wax
-and seek the metal in the grooves; they there attach themselves
-to it, and to each other, until the hollows are quite filled up,
-when the plate is removed. If the surfaces of the ridges thus
-built up be not perfectly smooth, a piece of pumice stone or
-smooth flag, with water, being rubbed to them, will soon reduce
-them, after which the wax can be melted and cleaned off
-with spirits of turpentine; and so firm is this formation of
-metal thus raised, both in the adherence of its particles to
-each other and to the original plate, that it may be printed
-from at any ordinary printing-press.</p>
-
-<p>One general remark applies to the production of electrotype
-copper, and it is, that the strength and solidity of the formation
-depends upon the slowness and deliberation of the process.
-The more slowly and deliberately the particles separate
-from the solution and proceed to their places, the more<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
-fitly they appear to take them up, and the more firmly they
-adhere; whilst on the contrary, if the operation be hurried, the
-metal is brittle, so much so as sometimes to powder under an
-ordinary pressure. The thicker and finer the partition of
-plaster between the two fluids, the more slightly are they
-connected, and consequently the slower is the circulation of
-the electricity. The proper length of time to be allowed for
-the process varies according to the nature of the work, and
-the strength or solidity required. Forty-eight hours seems to
-be the least time for forming a design in relief, and somewhat
-more than a week for a plate with sunk lines.</p>
-
-<p>The laws which govern matter are mysterious. The entire
-of this process is so wonderful, that to descant upon it
-would be unnecessary; and, after all, it is but another step
-taken upon the path of science, each advance upon which,
-whilst disclosing new scenes and greater wonders, is only the
-needful preliminary to another which will display yet more!</p>
-
-<p class="right">N.</p>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">THE FIELD OF KUNNERSDORF.<br />
-<span class="smaller">(FROM THE GERMAN OF TIEDGE.)</span></h2>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Day is exiled from the bowers of Twilight;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Leaf and flower are drooping in the wood;</div>
-<div class="verse">And the stars, as on a dark-stained skylight,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Glass their ancient glory in the flood.</div>
-<div class="verse">Let me here, where nightwinds through the yew sing,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Where the moon is chary of her beams,</div>
-<div class="verse">Consecrate an hour to mournful musing</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Over Man and Man’s delirious dreams.</div>
-<div class="verse">Pines and yews! envelope me in deeper,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Dunner shadow, sombre as the grave,</div>
-<div class="verse">While with moans, as of a troubled sleeper,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Gloomily above my head ye wave!</div>
-<div class="verse">Let mine eye look down from hence on yonder</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Battle-plain, which Night in pity dulls&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Let my sad imagination ponder</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Over Kunnersdorf,<a name="FNanchor_1" id="FNanchor_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> that Place of Skulls!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Dost thou re-illume these wastes, O Summer?</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Hast thou raised anew thy trampled bowers?</div>
-<div class="verse">Will the wild bee come again a hummer</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Here, within the houses of thy flowers?</div>
-<div class="verse">Can thy sunbeams light, thy mild rains water</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">This Aceldema, this <em>human</em> soil,</div>
-<div class="verse">Since that dark day of redundant slaughter</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">When the blood of men flowed here like oil?</div>
-<div class="verse">Ah, yes! Nature, and Thou, God of Nature,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Ye are ever bounteous!&mdash;Man alone,</div>
-<div class="verse">Man it is whose frenzies desolate your</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">World, and make it in sad truth his own!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Here saw Frederick fall his bravest warriors&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Master of <em>thy</em> World, thou wert too great!</div>
-<div class="verse">Heaven had need to stablish curbing-barriers</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">’Gainst thine inroads on the World of Fate!</div>
-<div class="verse">O, could all thy coronals of splendour</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Dupe thy memory of that ghastly day?</div>
-<div class="verse">Could the Muses, could the Graces<a name="FNanchor_2" id="FNanchor_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> render</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Smooth and bright a corse-o’ercovered way?</div>
-<div class="verse">No! the accusing blood-gouts ever trickle</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Down each red leaf of thy chaplet-crown!</div>
-<div class="verse">Men fell here, as corn before the sickle,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Fell, to aggrandise thy false renown!</div>
-<div class="verse">Here the veteran drooped beside the springald.</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Here sank Strength and Symmetry in line&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">Here crushed Hope and gasping Valour mingled,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And, Destroyer, the wild work was thine!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">What and wherefore is this doom funereal?</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Whence this Tide of Being’s flow and ebb?</div>
-<div class="verse">Why rends Destiny the fine material</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Of Existence’s divinest web?</div>
-<div class="verse">Vainly ask we!&mdash;Dim age calls to dim age&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Answer, save an echo, cometh none&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse"><em>Here</em> stands Man, of Life in Death an image,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1"><em>There</em>, invisibly, The Living One!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Storm-clouds lour and muster in the Distance&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">While, begirt with wrecks by sea and land,</div>
-<div class="verse">Time, upon the far shore of Existence,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Counts each wavedrop swallowed by the sand.</div>
-<div class="verse">Generation chases generation,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Downbowed by the same tremendous yoke&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse">No cessation, and no explication&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Birth&mdash;<em>Life</em>&mdash;Death;&mdash;the Stillness&mdash;<em>Flash</em>&mdash;and Smoke!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Here, then, Frederick, formidable Sovereign!</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Here in presence of these whitened bones,</div>
-<div class="verse">Swear at length to cherish Peace, and govern</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">So, that Men may learn to reverence Thrones!</div>
-<div class="verse">O! repudiate bloodbought fame, and hearken</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">To the myriad witness-voicéd Dead,</div>
-<div class="verse">Ere the Sternness<a name="FNanchor_3" id="FNanchor_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a> shall lay down to darken</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">In the Silentness<a name="FNanchor_4" id="FNanchor_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a> thy crownless head!</div>
-<div class="verse">Shudder at the dire phantasmagory</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Of the Slain who perished here by thee,</div>
-<div class="verse">And abhor all future wreaths of glory</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Gathered from the baleful cypress-tree!</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Lofty souls disdain or dread the laurel&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse indent1"><em>Hero</em> is a poor exchange for <em>Man</em>;</div>
-<div class="verse"><em>Adders lurk in green spots</em>: such the moral</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Taught by History since her school began.</div>
-<div class="verse">Cæsar slain, the victim of his trophies,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Bayazeed<a name="FNanchor_5" id="FNanchor_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a> expiring in his cage,</div>
-<div class="verse">All the Cæsars, all the sabre-Sophies,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Preach the same sad homily each age.</div>
-<div class="verse">One drugged winecup dealt with Alexander,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">And his satraps scarce had shared afresh</div>
-<div class="verse">Half the empires of the World-Commander,</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Ere the charnel-worms had shared his flesh.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">Though the rill roll down from Life’s green mountain</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Bright through festal dells of youthful days,</div>
-<div class="verse">Soon the waters of that glancing fountain</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">In the Vale of Years must moult its rays.</div>
-<div class="verse">There the pilgrim, on the bridge that, bounding</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">Life’s domain, frontiers the wolds of Death,</div>
-<div class="verse">Startled, for the first time hears resounding</div>
-<div class="verse indent1">From Eternity a Voice which saith&mdash;</div>
-<div class="verse"><span class="smcap">“All which is not pure shall melt and wither&mdash;</span></div>
-<div class="verse indent1"><span class="smcap">Lo! the Desolator’s arm is bare,</span></div>
-<div class="verse"><span class="smcap">And where Man is, Truth shall trace him thither,</span></div>
-<div class="verse indent1"><span class="smcap">Be he curtained round with gloom or glare.”</span></div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse right">M.</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnotes">
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_1" id="Footnote_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> A village near Frankfort on the Oder, in which Frederick the Great was
-defeated on the 12th August 1759, in one of the bloodiest battles of modern
-times.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_2" id="Footnote_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> An allusion to Frederick’s literary pursuits.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_3" id="Footnote_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> Death.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_4" id="Footnote_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> The Grave.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a name="Footnote_5" id="Footnote_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> Bajazet II.</p>
-
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<h2 class="gap4">FINE LADS.</h2>
-
-<p>We have a mortal aversion to fine lads. And, wherefore,
-pray? Why, because in nine cases out of ten, if not positively
-in every case, they are the dullest and most insipid of
-all human beings: they are good, inoffensive creatures, certainly,
-but oh, they are dreadful bores! If you doubt it, just
-you take an hour of a fine lad’s company, with nobody present
-but yourselves. Shut yourself up in a room with him for that
-space of time, and if you don’t ever after, as long as you live,
-stand in dread and awe of the society of fine lads, you must
-be differently constituted from other men, and amongst other
-rare gifts must possess that of being bore-proof.</p>
-
-<p>But, pray, what after all <em>is</em> a fine lad? To the possession
-of what quality or qualities is he indebted for this very amiable
-sort of character?</p>
-
-<p>Why, these are questions which, like many others, are
-much more easily put than answered. But, speaking from
-our own knowledge and experience, we should say that it is
-not the presence, but the absence&mdash;the entire absence of every
-quality, good, bad, and indifferent, that constitutes the fine
-lad; and hence his intolerable insipidity.</p>
-
-<p>The fine lad is a blank, a cipher, a vacuum, a nonentity, a
-ring without a circumference, a footless stocking without a
-leg. In disposition he is neither sweet, sour, nor bitter; in
-temper, neither hot nor cold; in spirit, neither merry nor sad.
-He is in fact, so far as any thing positive can be said of him,
-a mere concentration of negatives. In person he is neither
-long nor short, neither fat nor lean, neither stout nor slender.
-There must in short be a total absence of all meaning, all
-expression, all character, in the happy individual whom every
-body will agree in calling a fine lad.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Between the fine lad and the world the matter stands thus:
-the latter finding him destitute of all distinctive characteristics,
-is greatly at a loss what to make of him. It cannot in
-conscience call him clever, and it does not like to say he is an
-ass, so it good-naturedly calls him a fine lad, taking shelter
-in the vagueness and indefiniteness of the term, since nobody
-can say precisely what a fine lad really means. Unlike most
-other reputations, that of the fine lad is wholly undisputed:
-it is generally bestowed on him by universal consent&mdash;no dissentient
-voice&mdash;every body agrees in calling him a fine lad.
-This is well, and must be a source of great comfort and satisfaction
-to the fine lad himself.</p>
-
-<p>We have stated that nobody can say precisely what a fine
-lad really is, and this is true, generally speaking. But there
-is notwithstanding some degree of meaning attached to the
-term: it means, so far as it means any thing, a soft, meek, simpering,
-unresisting creature, who will allow himself to be
-kicked and cuffed about by any body and every body without
-resenting it, and who will take quietly any given quantity
-of abuse you choose to heap upon him. This we imagine to
-be the true reason why people call him a fine lad, just because
-he offers them, whether right or wrong, no resistance; hence
-it is too, we have no doubt, that he is so general a favourite.</p>
-
-<p>As most people have a great fancy for having as much of
-their own way as possible, and as they find themselves much
-jostled and opposed in the indulgence of this laudable propensity
-by those who are bent on having the same enjoyment,
-they are delighted when they meet with one who readily
-makes way for them, and reward his simplicity by clapping
-him on the head, and calling him a fine lad.</p>
-
-<p>The fine lad is a goose, poor fellow&mdash;no doubt of it&mdash;a decided
-goose, but he cannot help that: it is no fault of his;
-he means well, and is a most civil and obliging creature&mdash;all
-smiles and good nature. Being in reality good for little or
-nothing, having no activity, no tact whatever of any kind, the
-fine lad would in most cases be rather ill off as regards his
-temporalities, but for his steadiness. He is generally steady,
-and of sober and regular habits; and this, together with his
-extremely civil demeanour and inoffensive disposition, helps
-him on, and secures him in comfortable and respectable
-bread. You will thus for the most part find the fine lad in a
-well-doing way&mdash;in a good situation probably, and with every
-prospect of advancement. His employer likes him for his
-integrity and docility. He confesses that he is by no means
-clever, in fact that he is rather stupid; but, then, he is a fine
-lad. This character he gives him to every body, and every
-body acknowledges its justice, and calls him a fine lad too.</p>
-
-<p>Fine lads are in great favour with the ladies, and no wonder,
-for fine lads are remarkably attentive to them: they
-make the best of all beaus. Thus it is that you are sure to
-find at least one fine lad at every tea party you go to. You
-know him at once by his soft speech and maiden-like smile,
-and by the readiness with which he undertakes, and the quiet
-gentleness with which he performs, the task of handing about
-the tea-bread, and discharging the other little duties of the
-occasion. At all this sort of work the fine lad is unapproachable&mdash;it
-is his element&mdash;here, if nowhere else, he shines
-resplendent. High in favour, however, as fine lads are with
-the fair sex, we have sometimes thought that there was fully
-more of esteem than admiration in the feeling with which
-they contemplate his character. They like his society, and
-have at all times their softest words and blandest smiles
-ready for him; but we much doubt if he is just the sort of man
-they would choose for a husband. We rather think not. We
-suspect they see in his nature something too much akin to
-their own, to allow of their ever thinking of him in the light
-of a protector.</p>
-
-<p>The fine lad, however, <em>does</em> get married sometimes, and in
-justice to him, we are bound to say, always makes an excellent
-husband. He is gentle, kind, and indulgent: for the fine
-lad generally remains, in spirit at least, a fine lad to the last.
-So the ladies had better take this into consideration, having
-our authority for so doing, and henceforth look on fine lads
-with more seriousness than they have hitherto done.</p>
-
-<p class="right">C.</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Fidelity.</span>&mdash;This virtue is displayed in the fulfilment of
-promises, whether expressed or implied, in the conscientious
-scrupulous discharge of the duties of friendship, and in the
-keeping of secrets. It is therefore a great virtue, and may
-be used as a decisive test of character. He who has it is
-entitled to confidence and respect; he who lacks it merits
-contempt. If a man carefully performs his promises, may we
-not confide in him? If he violates them, must we not despise
-him? If we find a person is true to friendship, we may be
-sure that he has just perceptions of virtue. If we find one
-who betrays a friend, or who is guilty of any species of treachery,
-we cannot doubt that he is essentially base and corrupt.
-To those who cannot keep a secret, we commend an anecdote
-of Charles II. of England, which ought to be engraved upon
-the heart of every man. When importuned to communicate
-something of a private nature, the subtle monarch said, “Can
-you keep a secret?” “Most faithfully,” returned the nobleman.
-“So can I,” was the laconic and severe answer of the
-king. Let parents, who desire that their children should possess
-the respect of the community and enjoy the pleasures of
-friendship, take care to imbue them with fidelity of character.&mdash;<cite>Fireside
-Education, by S. G. Goodrich.</cite></p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">Anecdote.</span>&mdash;“Guzzling Pete,” a half-witted country wight,
-and the town’s jest, came home one rainy Saturday night so
-“darkly, deeply, beautifully <em>blue</em>,” that he went to bed with
-his hat and boots on, and his old cotton umbrella under his
-arm. He got up about two o’clock the next afternoon, drunk
-with last night, and took his way to the meeting-house. Rev.
-Dr B&mdash;&mdash; was at his “17thly” in the second of six divisions
-of a very comprehensive body of Hopkinsian divinity, when
-“Guzzling Pete” entered the church with an egg in each hand.
-He saw as through a glass darkly, and with evident commiseration,
-a man in black, very red in the face, for the day was oppressively
-warm, who seemed to utter something with a great
-deal of vehemence, while a considerable number of those underneath
-him were fast asleep&mdash;among them Deacon C&mdash;&mdash;, with
-his shiny-bald head leaning against the wall. Pete, unobserved
-by the minister, balanced his egg, and with tolerable aim plastered
-its contents directly above the deacon’s pate! Hearing
-the concussion, the worthy divine paused in his discourse, and
-looked daggers at the maudlin visitor. “Never mind, uncle,”
-exclaimed the intruder: “jest you go on a-talkin’&mdash;<em>I’ll keep
-’em awake for you!</em>” By this time the congregation were thoroughly
-aroused. “Mr L&mdash;&mdash;,” said the reverend pastor,
-with a seeming charity, which in his mortification he could
-scarcely have felt, and addressing a “tiding-man” near the
-door, “Mr L&mdash;&mdash;, won’t you have the kindness to remove that
-poor creature from the aisle? I fear that he is sick.” “<em>Sick!</em>”
-stammered our qualmish hero, as he began to confirm the fears
-of the clergyman by very active symptoms; “<em>s-i-c-k!</em>&mdash;yes,
-and it’s enough to make a <em>dog</em> sick to sit under such stupid
-preachin’ as your’n: it’s more’n I can <em>stand</em> under! Yes,
-take me out&mdash;the quicker the better!”</p>
-
-<p class="gap4"><span class="smcap">The Ass.</span>&mdash;The ass performs so many useful duties besides
-his <em>choragic</em> functions in our community, that he cannot be
-respectfully omitted. He is called a bad vocalist, though some
-amateurs prefer him to the mule; but he is perhaps underrated.
-There are many notes which alone are shocking to
-the ear, that have in concert an agreeable harmony. The
-gabble of the goose is not unpleasant in the orchestra of the
-barn-yard, and there are many instances, no doubt, in which
-braying would improve harmony. If one looks close into
-nature, he will find nothing, not even the gargle of the frog-pond,
-created in vain. At Musard’s they often improve the
-spirit of a gallopade by the sudden clank and crash of a chain
-upon a hollow platform, with now and then a scream like the
-war-whoop of the Seminoles. What the Italians understand,
-and what most other nations do not, is the harmonious composition
-of discordant sounds. If a general concert of nature
-could be formed, the crow as well as the nightingale would be
-necessary to the perfect symphony; and it is likely even the
-file and hand-saw might be made to discourse excellent music.
-But even in a solo, the ass, according to Coleridge, has his
-merits. He has certainly the merit of execution. He commences
-with a few prelusive notes, gently, as if essaying his
-organs, rising in a progressive swell to enthusiasm, and then
-gradually dies away to a pathetic close; an exact prototype
-of the best German and Italian compositions, and a living
-sanction of the genuine and authentic instructions of the Academie
-de Musique.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<div class="blockquote">
-
-<p>Printed and published every Saturday by <span class="smcap">Gunn</span> and <span class="smcap">Cameron</span>, at the Office
-of the General Advertiser, No. 6, Church Lane, College Green, Dublin.&mdash;Agents:&mdash;<span class="smcap">R.
-Groombridge</span>, Panyer Alley, Paternoster Row, London;
-<span class="smcap">Simms</span> and <span class="smcap">Dinham</span>, Exchange Street, Manchester; <span class="smcap">C. Davies</span>, North
-John Street, Liverpool; <span class="smcap">J. Drake</span>, Birmingham; <span class="smcap">Slocombe &amp; Simms</span>,
-Leeds; <span class="smcap">Frazer</span> and <span class="smcap">Crawford</span>, George Street, Edinburgh; and
-<span class="smcap">David Robertson</span>, Trongate, Glasgow.</p>
-
-</div>
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