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-
-<h1>What's What<br /><br /><i>in</i><br /><br />America</h1>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">BY</p>
-
-<p class="bold2">Eugene V. Brewster</p>
-
-<p class="bold">EDITOR OF</p>
-
-<p class="bold"><i>Motion Picture Magazine, Motion Picture<br />Classic and Shadowland</i></p>
-
-<p class="bold space-above">The Wm. G. Hewitt Press<br />61-67 Navy Street<br />Brooklyn, N. Y.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p class="center">COPYRIGHT, 1919<br />
-BY<br />EUGENE V. BREWSTER</p>
-
-<p class="center space-above">THE WILLIAM G. HEWITT PRESS, 61-67 NAVY STREET, BROOKLYN, N. Y.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Preface</i></h2>
-
-<p>America is a heterogeneous conglomeration of humans comprising a
-homogeneity. They are all alike, yet they are unalike. All corners of
-the earth have contributed in the making, yet the one hundred millions
-have all been blended together into the huge melting pot and we call
-them Americans. They were attracted to "the land of the free" and remain
-here because no other country offers such prizes and such liberty. All
-are engaged in a wild scramble for fame and fortune, yet they are sadly
-disorganized. While they have their labor unions, churches, colleges,
-societies, and cults galore, and while they have their governments
-(city, county, state and national), and while the more successful ones
-(capitalists) have their organizations (trusts, monopolies and banking
-institutions), there is no organization of the whole. Nobody seems to
-take into account the tremendously important fact that all men and all
-industries are now interdependent, and that therefore they must all be
-organized into one organization.</p>
-
-<p>One of the most marvellous things in America is the fact that we are so
-unorganized that at any <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>moment the whole nation may be tied up and
-bound hand and foot by strikes. Any morning we may wake up and find the
-nation paralized. Labor is becoming so organized that all industries are
-at its mercy. The cost of living continues to rise, and we are powerless
-to prevent profiteers from monopolizing our products and making prices
-to suit themselves. We have no way to make people work if they don't
-want to, even if we starve. Under our present laws we cannot prevent
-strikes and walk-outs, even if we perish. There is nothing to prevent a
-few men from cornering the market on all commodities and paralizing the
-nation's industries.</p>
-
-<p>And yet there is a remedy, and a simple one.</p>
-
-<p>Free thought reigns supreme in America, and the national mind and
-character have been moulded in a remarkably liberal manner.</p>
-
-<p>A nation that embraces a multitude of believers in such theories as
-phrenology, Christian Science, osteopathy, astrology, spiritism, etc.,
-and which adopts these and other fads as religions, must indeed be an
-over-credulous if not a fanatical one. Some of these isms and ologies
-have been dissected and analyzed in the following pages, and these
-little essays have been inserted parenthetically, as it were. They tend
-to prove that Barnum was right when he said, "The American public loves
-to be humbugged."</p>
-
-<p>Here in America, not so many years ago, we were burning people at the
-stake and punishing innocent persons for witchcraft. Still later some of
-our best people were holding converse with departed spirits who were
-otherwise busying themselves with <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>upsetting tables, painting portraits,
-etc. And it is so even now. Thousands of intelligent Americans are now
-being guided in all their affairs by mediums, astrologists, palmists,
-clairvoyants, etc. Some years ago I had occasion to make a more or less
-thorough investigation of some of these isms and ologies, and in the
-following chapters I have given some of the results.</p>
-
-<p>Our forefathers came here to escape religious persecutions at home, but
-one of the first things they did on landing was to impose the penalty of
-death on all those who should dissent from their own religious beliefs.
-These and other similar Puritanic orders have done much to prevent the
-growth and development of the arts in America. We have had liberty and
-freedom to excess, in some respects, yet in other respects we have been
-tied hand and foot. We are not yet a full-grown nation. America is still
-in its infancy of development.</p>
-
-<p>It is also interesting to note how Americans follow a chosen leader like
-so many sheep, and how and why certain leaders become popular. Hence, a
-few chapters have been added which treat of men, habits, popularity,
-greatness, the public, etc.</p>
-
-<p>The author makes no apology for the fact that these little articles were
-not written with the intention of inserting them in this volume. It is
-obvious that they were not. Nevertheless, they are given here for what
-they are worth, because they may be helpful in showing What's What in America.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">The Author.</span></p>
-
-<p>December 15, 1919.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2>CONTENTS</h2>
-
-<table summary="CONTENTS">
- <tr>
- <td></td>
- <td><span class="smaller">PAGE</span></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Credulity</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_5">5</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Christian Science</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_10">10</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Osteopathy</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_29">29</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Phrenology</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_42">42</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Physiognomy</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_54">54</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Dreams</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_61">61</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Superstitions</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_71">71</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Stage Tricks and Occultism</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_84">84</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Ghosts</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_94">94</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Strikes, Profiteering and the High Cost of Living</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_101">101</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">The Public</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_163">163</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Popularity</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_167">167</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Greatness</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_172">172</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">The Martyrdom of Genius</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_183">183</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Gentlemen, Be Seated</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_189">189</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Beards</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_202">202</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Gambling</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_211">211</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left"><span class="smcap">Wedding Bells</span></td>
- <td><a href="#Page_222">222</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span></p>
-
-<p class="bold2">What's What In America</p>
-
-<hr class="smler" />
-
-<h2><i>Credulity</i></h2>
-
-<p>The physical origin of mental delusion has many times been investigated
-and explained by various philosophers, but the different forms of
-credulity and superstition have never yet been satisfactorily treated
-with reference to the physiological and pathological principles upon
-which they depend.</p>
-
-<p>From the beginning, man was and is, by nature, endowed with an eager
-propensity for novelty. This is particularly true of Americans. His
-passion for the novel, the singular and the unusual, has influenced his
-mind to attempt to discover the character of objects concealed in the
-remote recesses of infinite space, and to investigate the various
-invisible agencies that he has always found, and still finds, in
-perpetual operation around him. Curiosity has always been one of the
-great impelling forces of the scientific <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>investigator. As Winwood Reade
-says in his masterly "Martyrdom of Man," "The Philosophic spirit of
-inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of
-examining all things in search of food."</p>
-
-<p>Man is by nature a credulous, and at the same time a superstitious,
-being, and ever prone to allow an undue influence to the imagination and
-passions. This is due to the original structure and specific elements of
-the mind. It is a natural trait of the mind to contemplate with interest
-whatever is presented to it as deviating from ordinary natural events,
-whatever is novel or strange, and whatever affects the senses, through
-an obscure medium so as to arouse the passions. Thus, when primeval man
-first felt, saw or heard such natural phenomena as volcanic eruptions,
-earthquakes, the aurora borealis, thunder, lightning, meteors, and
-eclipses, it was quite natural for him to people the hidden recesses of
-the earth and of space with demons, and to imagine that these strange
-noises and sights were manifestations of some powerful enemy. In his
-blind ignorance, he could ascribe no natural causes to the phenomena,
-and he therefore attributed them to supernatural agencies. His feeling
-of dependence, and of insecurity, in the face of these mighty unknown
-forces, inclined him to seek a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span> protector, and for this purpose he
-created one or more gods. Idols of various kinds answered the purpose,
-until his dawning intelligence taught him the futility of this sort of
-worship, and then he worshipped the sun and other heavenly bodies. Then
-a glimpse of astronomy further enlightened him, and, realizing the
-absurdity of planet worship, he invented other gods of an invisible
-nature to which he attributed the creation of all phenomena. The
-propensity for the novel and marvelous always obscured his reason and
-judgment. To the ignorant mind, everything marvelous is super-natural;
-but the philosopher sees in all marvelous phenomena nothing but the
-results of natural causes, even if those causes are not yet fully
-understood. Science cannot yet fathom all of nature's mysteries, but
-nearly every day brings forth new light.</p>
-
-<p>In ancient times, the enlightened few took advantage of the ignorance of
-the multitude, and, by stupefying their reason with a mixture of science
-and magic, made them more submissive and obedient as slaves or subjects.
-Science was used to inculcate gross superstitions in the minds of the
-ignorant masses, for the purpose of enhancing the interests of the
-deceivers. By means of concave and convex mirrors, of lenses, of
-chemical and optical illusions, and even of ventriloquism,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span> the pagans
-fooled their devotees into all sorts of absurd beliefs. Demons and
-angels were made to appear in frightfully distorted and hideous shapes,
-the dead were evoked from their graves to hold converse with the living,
-and every advantage was taken of natural phenomena such as the eclipse
-and the mirage. Even drugs, like opium, were given and taken to throw
-the operators into semi-conscious ravings and trances; and in
-innumerable other ways the excited imaginations and the irresistible
-propensity to believe in the miraculous, was taken advantage of by the
-wise charlatans, seers, priests and soothsayers.</p>
-
-<p>There are good reasons for believing that the dramatic exhibitions of
-the Witch of Endor, by which Saul was made to believe in the
-re-appearance of the deceased prophet, Samuel, to announce his
-approaching fate at Gilboa, was but an imposition practiced upon the
-senses of that superstitious monarch; and many of the ancient miracles,
-which appear to be so corroborated, can be satisfactorily explained in a
-similar manner. Ancient magic and natural science were synonymous, and
-magic was made to become an assistant to government. Doubtless the
-crimes committed by these unscrupulous charlatans, masquerading as
-philosophers, suppressed for<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span> many centuries the smouldering light of
-reason in the human race, and caused the world to be susceptible to the
-terrific doctrine of witchcraft that held sway until the seventeenth
-century, and which afflicted nearly every nation on the globe.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Christian Science</i></h2>
-
-<p>In order thoroughly to understand Christian Science, it is necessary to
-understand Mary Baker Eddy. Hence, I have found it necessary,
-reluctantly, to give a brief account of some of the important events of
-her life. Should these events show her to be a mercenary, selfish woman,
-it would tend to explain a great deal that she and her followers have
-failed to explain.</p>
-
-<p>Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science, was born the year
-that Napoleon died, 1821. In her younger days, she lived in an
-atmosphere of mysticism. Mesmerism was everywhere in evidence, and much
-had been said about "Animal Magnetism," "Power of Mind over Matter,"
-"the Shakers," "Faith Healing," etc., long before Mrs. Eddy had thought
-or heard of these things. She married George W. Glover in 1842, who died
-the following year, leaving Mrs. Eddy a widow at twenty-three. From that
-time until about 1870, Mrs. Eddy lived a sad and sordid life of ill
-health, poverty<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span> and unhappiness. In 1853, she had married Dr. Daniel
-Patterson, a dentist, but this proved an unhappy union and they were
-much separated, and finally divorced. During all this time she had
-drifted from one place to another, wearing out her welcome at every
-place she went, and usually leaving each place after having caused
-family discord in the household. She was practically an invalid during
-this period, which may account for her peevishness, ill-temper, domestic
-selfishness, and want of consideration for those who had befriended her.</p>
-
-<p>In 1862, being then forty-one years old and a nervous wreck, and
-attracted by the stories of wonderful cures by Dr. Phineas Parkhurst
-Quimby, Mrs. Eddy visited that famous occultrist at Portland, Maine. Dr.
-Quimby had learned much of his philosophy, and all of his mesmeric
-tricks, from Charles Poyen, whom he had followed about from place to
-place. About three years before Mrs. Eddy called on him, Quimby had
-perfected his system of mental healing and had reduced it to writing,
-having discarded the mesmeric part of it. Various disinterested persons
-are still living who have given reliable testimony to these facts, as
-also to the following: (1) When Mrs. Eddy first visited Quimby she was a
-physical wreck; (2) After<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span> three weeks' treatment from Quimby she was a
-well woman; (3) She borrowed, and had in her possession for a long time,
-a copy of Quimby's manuscripts; (4) She never gave Quimby credit for one
-bit of her "Discovery"; and even went so far as to abuse him for the
-rest of her life.</p>
-
-<p>Please remember the dates: Mrs. Eddy first called on Quimby in 1862. In
-February, 1866, she slipped on an icy sidewalk and sustained a severe
-nervous shock. On the same day she called on Dr. A. M. Cushing for
-medical treatment. Dr. Cushing says she continued to take his medicines
-until she was cured. Mrs. Eddy denies that she took any of the medicines
-after the first visit, and says that she cured herself in a miraculous
-way and rose as one from the dead, and that she depended solely on God.
-Yet, she called on this same Dr. Cushing the following August to be
-treated for a cough!</p>
-
-<p>During these days it is known that she spent much of her time writing,
-and reading the <i>New York Ledger</i>, and, if we are to believe what she
-wrote to a friend, she also read "<i>Irving's</i> Pickwick Papers." She
-apparently did not like Dickens.</p>
-
-<p>In 1869 (please note the date) she taught Mrs. Wentworth the Quimby
-theory for the sum of $300, to be taken out in board, and at that time<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
-she made no pretense that it was her own theory. She even permitted Mrs.
-Wentworth to copy from a manuscript which has been proven to be
-identical with the original Quimby manuscript. Several witnesses testify
-that she "talked Quimby till every one grew dead tired of hearing him,"
-and she often remarked: "I learned this from Dr. Quimby, and he made me
-promise to teach it to at least two persons before I die." It is also
-known that Mrs. Eddy "shrank instinctively, like any other nervous
-woman, from the sick-bed of others, and had shown such a morbid fear of
-death that Mrs. Wentworth often wondered what there could be in her past
-to make death seem so dreadful."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Eddy did not practice healing. What she now wanted was to publish
-and teach Quimbyism and to find some one to demonstrate the healing
-theory. In 1870 she found just what she wanted in the person of Richard
-Kennedy, with whom she went into partnership, and in six months they had
-made $6,000. This was the sharp turning point of her life. She now
-discarded Quimby forever, and her ambitions led her in time to discard
-even Kennedy, her greatest benefactor. Everything was now Mrs. Eddy. She
-next started a school or college where students paid her $100 each plus
-a promise to pay<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span> her a life annuity of ten per cent. of all their future
-earnings. She also made them give a bond for $3,000 which was to be
-forfeited if they allowed any one to see or to copy the manuscripts that
-she lent them. The college so prospered that she raised the price to
-$300 for twelve lessons, induced, she says, "by a strange providence."</p>
-
-<p>In 1877, at the age of fifty-six (although her age appears as forty in
-the marriage license), she married Asa Gilbert Eddy, then forty years
-old. He was "a man willing to be taught; he would even turn docility
-into self-effacement." He died five years later. Even Mrs. Eddy could
-not save him. Mrs. Eddy never had another husband, but "in Calvin A.
-Frye, steward, bookkeeper, secretary, coachman, her 'man of all work,'"
-as she herself called him, she has had the while one singularly devoted
-to her and to her interests. To serve her he gave up all at the outset.
-Family ties were relinquished. Friendships were allowed to languish. It
-is said that never since the day he came, has he been beyond the reach
-of her voice for a whole day! A few years ago Dr. E. J. Foster, whom she
-adopted in 1882 as her son, was driven out of his home by Frye. Her own
-son she seems to have forgotten entirely for long years at a time.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p><p>In 1875, Mrs. Eddy issued the first edition of "Science and Health with
-Key to the Scriptures." Other editions came out in 1881, 1883, 1888,
-1898, 1905, and 1906, and also other books and writings by the same
-author, in all of which she claimed that her great discovery and
-revelation came to her in 1866 (note the date). Meanwhile her college
-was prospering and students flocked to it from all parts of the world,
-each paying $300 for a three weeks' course, and in 1889 there were no
-less than 300 on the waiting list. In 1894 she erected a building at a
-cost of $221,000, which now stands as a frontispiece to the colossal
-temple which was completed in 1906 at a cost of $2,000,000. The Mother
-Church in Boston reported June 11, 1907, a membership of 43,876, and the
-total membership of the 645 branch churches was 42,846.</p>
-
-<p>On December 18, 1890, Mrs. Eddy said that <i>Science and Health</i> was
-"God's Book and He gave it at once to the people." Yet the book was
-<i>sold</i> by Mrs. Eddy for over $3 a copy, while a copy of the Bible may be
-bought for a few cents, and if anybody cannot buy it, he can get a copy
-presented to him free by any preacher or Sunday School teacher. Mrs.
-Eddy also says that it pays to be a Christian Scientist and that the
-professionals have made "their comfortable <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>fortunes." When Mrs. Eddy
-died, her private fortune was considerably in excess of a million
-dollars, yet she persistently tried to evade paying her share of taxes.</p>
-
-<p>This in brief is the life history of Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy. Her's was a
-stormy career, filled with troubles, quarrels, lawsuits, internal
-dissentions, fears, revenge, ill health, sorrows, unhappy marriages,
-rivalries, disloyalties, and selfishness. She had many thousands to
-admire and to worship her, but few to love her. Those who knew her best
-loved her least. That she was one of the most remarkable women who ever
-lived, few will doubt. Her career is almost as spectacular as that of
-Joan of Arc, who, like Mrs. Eddy, rose from a poor girl to be a
-world-famous leader of men. Neither had anything like an education, and
-both had a poor start in life, but, out of sheer force of personality
-and persistency, both accomplished wonders. Their lives read like
-fiction. While history is full of examples where men have risen from
-nowhere, and claimed that they were inspired, or Divine, or Sons of God,
-or prophets, there is no parallel to the career of Mrs. Eddy, who has
-won both the scholar and the ignoramus. No, not <i>ignoramus</i>, for the
-ignoramus is not the kind to fall a victim to Mrs. Eddy's doctrine. It
-requires a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span> person of brains to "grasp" it. While it is true that people
-unschooled in philosophy, science and theology are quickest to accept
-<i>Science and Health</i>, and that those who read earnestly and think
-loosely can get just enough glimpse of an imagined something that they
-cannot quite grasp, yet which they feel is there somewhere, still, it
-must be said that the average Christian Scientist is generally a person
-of unusual intelligence. Were it not so, the doctrine would never have
-become so popular. Was it not Lord Bacon who said something like
-this?&mdash;"While a little philosophy inclineth men's minds to atheism,
-depth in philosophy inclineth men's minds to religion." And so with
-Christian Science. Given a good mind, and a good understanding, and an
-investigating disposition, feed it <i>Science and Health</i> and it will have
-a tendency to accept it as truth, provided it is not allowed to hear the
-other side, and provided it has not been previously trained to reason
-correctly along scientific lines. There is just enough truth in it to
-make it all sound plausible and there is just enough mysticism to make
-the mind doubt its own acumen. Belief in Christian Science is a form of
-intellectual hypnotism.</p>
-
-<p>The hypothesis of Mrs. Eddy's doctrine is stated as follows: "The only
-realities are the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span> Divine Mind and its ideas. That erring mortal views,
-misnamed <i>mind</i>, produce all the organic and animal action of the mortal
-body * * * Rightly understood, instead of possessing sentient matter, we
-have sensationless bodies * * * Whence came to me this conviction in
-antagonism to the testimony of the human senses? From the self-evident
-fact that matter has no sensation; from the common human experience of
-the falsity of all material things; from the obvious fact that mortal
-mind is what suffers, feels, sees; since matter cannot suffer."</p>
-
-<p>Here are a few of Mrs. Eddy's favorite, oft-repeated assertions: "God is
-supreme; is mind; is principle, not person; includes all and is
-reflected by all that is real and eternal; is Spirit, and Spirit is
-infinite; is the only substance; is the only life. Man was and is the
-idea of God; therefore mind can never be in man. Divine Science shows
-that matter and mortal body are the illusions of human belief, which
-seem to appear and disappear to mortal sense alone. When this belief
-changes, as in dreams, the material body changes with it, going wherever
-we wish, and becoming whatsoever belief may decree. Human mortality
-proves that error has been engrafted into both the dreams and
-conclusions of material and mortal humanity. Besiege sickness<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span> and death
-with these principles, and all will disappear."</p>
-
-<p>This theory, that there is no reality except thought, is merely a
-distinctive form of idealism that is as old as the hills, and Mrs.
-Eddy's doctrine is the resultum of a confusion of isolated thoughts.
-Read Plato, Hegel, Democritus, the Zend-Avesta, Spinoza, Kant, Bishop
-Berkeley, Lotze, Hume, and various other works and you will find the
-threads from which Mrs. Eddy's fabric is woven. But don't imagine that
-the philosophers named ever believed any such things as Mrs. Eddy has
-laid down in her books. Ralph Waldo Emerson and the Transcendentalists
-speak of the supremacy of mind over matter, and all modern physicians
-recognize the power of the mind over the body; but none of these ever
-maintained that the discovery of those facts was made by Divine
-revelation by order of God, to be given to the people at a certain time,
-at so much per lesson or book.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Eddy says that the one reality is God, whose name is Mind or
-Spirit; that God is All-in-all; that all is infinite Mind and its
-infinite manifestations; that matter is unknown in the Universe of Mind.
-Now, if we take all this as mere speculation, all is well. But when we
-are asked to make these ideas our Bible, our code of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span> human conduct, our
-bread and butter, our Divine law, that is where we should stop. What
-matter if all of that is true or false? The world will go around just
-the same. If Mrs. Eddy had stopped right there, she would not have
-invited such a storm of criticism as she had to face. But she did not.
-The critics began their deadly work soon after the first edition of her
-book came out, and she met it courageously, proceeding to amend her
-theories to suit the occasion. Constant and frequent changes were made
-in <i>Science and Health</i> and in her teachings, which was all right except
-that it disproves her contention that the whole plan came to her as a
-revelation in 1866, and that it was "God's book and He gave it at once
-to the people." It really makes but little difference to most of us
-whether Mrs. Eddy is right in her theory that there is no such thing as
-matter and that all is spirit, for we are all compelled to act every day
-as if matter were matter, and, to all intents and purposes, it <i>is</i>. Of
-course, we are glad to have the truth, but it would be idiotic for a
-man, who had discovered that there is no such thing as sound, to try to
-persuade the world that his discovery was so important that a new system
-of religion must at once be founded on it to regulate the daily affairs
-of the whole world. Some of the truths in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span> Christian Science are
-important, but it does not follow that we are to discard all our other
-religions, beliefs, and modes of living; for Christian Science is only a
-speculation, and it does not concern most of us. It rightly is no more a
-religion than is the theory of evolution, which, by the way, Mrs. Eddy
-did not seem to understand, for she said: "Theorizing about man's
-development from mushrooms to monkeys and from monkeys to men, amounts
-to nothing in the right direction, and very much in the wrong."</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Eddy says that "God is not in the things He hath made"; and, in the
-next breath she says that since things are matter, and that there is no
-matter, then there can be no things. In her <i>final</i> revelation of 1866,
-expressed in 1875, she says that "God is Principle, not <i>person</i>"; yet
-later, in a later <i>final</i> revelation she says that "Life, Truth, and
-Love constitute the <i>triune</i> person called God." Again, she says, "Jesus
-is the human man and Christ is the divine, hence the duality of Jesus,
-the Christ." And, in 1894, and at other times, she has stated quite
-plainly that she and Christ were one and the same.</p>
-
-<p>Be all this as it may, Christian Science rests mainly on the hypothesis
-that sin, sickness, disease and death are not real&mdash;that they exist only
-in thought; that Christian Science can remedy<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span> these <i>seeming</i> evils.
-Had it not been for the curing and healing part of the doctrine,
-Christian Science would never have become the fad that it has. All the
-rest of the doctrine would have been looked on merely as an interesting
-speculation, had not Mrs. Eddy injected the claim that Christian Science
-cured everything&mdash;that it cured even sin as well as suffering. Here,
-then, was something to interest everybody, and she made the invitation
-all the more desirable when she added that doctors were "flooding the
-world with diseases," that the fewer the doctors, the less disease the
-world would suffer from, and that "as long as you read medical books you
-will be sick." We all know of thousands of cases where doctors have been
-of great assistance to humanity, and we know, too, of many serious
-medical mistakes. We all know that medicine has been much overworked,
-yet we must all admit that doctors and medicine have made this world
-vastly better and more healthful. But what has Christian Science done?
-Mrs. Eddy failed to give to the world the complete, authenticated record
-of one single case of disease that she cured. True, she <i>said</i> that she
-had cured certain diseases, but we are left in the dark as to whether
-they were diseases or what they were. She refused to have medical tests
-made. She<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span> even announced that she had no time to give personal
-treatments and consultations. At that time she was busy teaching, at
-$300 a pupil. Besides, according to her theory, there was no such thing
-as a body, or disease, or pain. She doubts even that Jesus suffered pain
-on the cross, although the Bible says that He cried out in pain. Either
-Jesus did suffer pain, or He falsely made those around Him <i>think</i> that
-He did, and we know that He was incapable of deception. Yet, Jesus
-Christ and Mrs. Eddy are one and the same.</p>
-
-<p>Christian Science seeks to eliminate pain, whereas most physicians
-recognize pain as a blessing. It is a danger signal. It warns us of
-decay, of disease, and of disorders. Were it not for pain, we would
-allow our teeth to decay, our eyesight to be impaired, and various other
-organs to degenerate. When we live wrongly, or eat too much, or overtax
-our powers, Nature warns us to halt, but Christian Science says there is
-no such thing as suffering, discomfort and pain, except in our
-imagination.</p>
-
-<p>And thus we could go on for hours pointing out the inconsistencies of
-Mrs. Eddy's theories, but a short article like this will not permit.
-Take for example her statement that "Science can heal the sick who are
-absent from the healers, as well<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span> as those present, since space is no
-obstacle to mind"; and the assertion that "Christian Science divests
-material drugs of their imaginary power * * * When the sick recover by
-the use of drugs, it is the law of a general belief, culminating in
-individual faith that heals, and according to this faith will the effect
-be"; and "The not uncommon notion that drugs possess absolute, inherent
-curative virtues of their own involves an error. Arnica, quinine, opium,
-could not produce the effects ascribed to them except by imputed virtue.
-Men <i>think</i> they will act thus on the physical system, consequently they
-<i>do</i>." Does anybody doubt that if the writer of those words walked into
-a drugstore blindfolded and, unseen by anybody, drank opium, not knowing
-what it was, she would not immediately feel the effects of that drug?
-And that if she took any other drug, the effects would not be about the
-same as they are known to be in practically all cases? Yet who would
-say, under those circumstances, that Mind has endowed those drugs with
-the powers to act on the system as they do? If Mind can so act, medicine
-is just what we want, for Mind can be made to make drugs do even greater
-things than they have yet done, perhaps to raise the dead.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p><p>But why go to greater length to point out the fallacies of this fad
-that is nothing more than a superstition founded on a truth. <i>Science
-and Health</i> is simply words, words, words. It is a tangled mass of
-assembled philosophy from various sources that has but little practical
-value. That mind, suggestions and imagination have great influence over
-the body nobody will deny, but nobody but Mrs. Eddy ever attempted to
-form a religion out of that old fact. <i>Science and Health</i> is founded on
-the Bible, and pretends to be a key to it. It is a "key," but it is one
-that breaks and distorts rather than opens. It is an interpretation, and
-it treats the Book as if it were a puzzle that God left unsolved until
-He inspired Mrs. Eddy to reveal its secrets, after having kept it from
-the world for nearly 2,000 years. From the standpoint of a promoter,
-Mrs. Eddy was wise in calling her doctrine <i>Christian Science</i> and in
-founding it on the Bible. That many have been helped by Christian
-Science nobody will deny, but the same can be said of a hundred other
-theories and beliefs, some of which are admittedly absurd. Some people
-can be cured with sugar pills and some by an Indian medicineman.
-Christian Science contains much that is true and good, and much that is
-false and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span> bad, and perhaps the harm that it has done may not outweigh
-the good. Nobody knows. Those who get pleasure and satisfaction and
-peace out of it should not be disturbed, but they should be warned not
-to let it run away with them.</p>
-
-<p>The Epicureans handed down to us some questions which have never been
-quite satisfactorily answered, except by the Christian Scientists&mdash;who
-are quite satisfied with their answer. If God is able to prevent evil,
-and is not willing, where is His benevolence? If God is willing, but not
-able, where is His power? If God is both able and willing, whence then
-is evil? The Scientists say there is no evil, and that settles the whole
-question. The blind man sees nothing. The Occulist teaches us to see:
-the Scientist teaches us not to see. Excellent thought! When the thief
-comes, we close our eyes, and lo! we do not see him, for he is not
-there&mdash;and when we open our eyes, nothing else is there.</p>
-
-<p>Consider for a moment the folly of holding that sickness, pain and
-disease are products of the mind, and that they have no real existence.
-To say this is to declare that there are no germs and microbes; and to
-declare that mind causes disease and death is to upset the whole
-accepted theory of creation and of evolution. Are not<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span> animals affected
-by disease as well as man? If so, who would say that their meager minds
-could cause it? and if it be said that human minds caused it, how about
-the millions of animals who suffered pain, disease and death thousands
-of years before man ever appeared upon earth? Does the Scientist know
-that there are hundreds of different kinds of microbes, fighting and
-combatting one another, that the big fish are eating the little ones,
-that if there were no microbes there could be no putrefaction and that
-if there were no putrefaction there could be no breaking down of the
-dead bodies of animals and plants, and that the earth would be
-encumbered with the dead bodies of these animals and plants of past
-generations, and that very soon all the organic elements&mdash;all the carbon
-and nitrogen, if not all the hydrogen and oxygen&mdash;on the face of the
-earth would be fixed in these corpses and that all life would perish for
-want of sustenance? In short, germs and death are just as important, and
-just as inevitable, as joy and life.</p>
-
-<p>The Christian Scientists, New Thoughtists and other dreamy faddists, who
-would eliminate all death, sorrow, pain and suffering, by bringing
-heaven to earth all in a day, are respectfully introduced to a paragraph
-from John Ploughman: "There is a sound reason why there are bones in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
-our meat and stones in our land. A world where everything was easy would
-be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. Celery is
-not sweet till it has felt a frost, and men don't come to their
-perfection till disappointment has dropped a half-hundred weight or two
-on their toes. Who would know good horses if there were no heavy loads?"</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Osteopathy</i></h2>
-
-<p>If we are to believe history every century produces one or more
-wonderful healers, or persons with the "Healing Touch." It is said that
-these mysterious persons have made the blind to see, the lame to walk,
-the deaf to hear, and even the dead to rise, by means of laying on of
-hands. Just how much of these records are facts or fiction no man may
-say, but we may reasonably assume that a fair amount of facts are mixed
-up with the fiction, even if we may not believe half of what we hear and
-read.</p>
-
-<p>Dr. Andrew Taylor Still, of Kirksville, Mo., is the founder of
-Osteopathy, and in that place he has founded what he is pleased to call
-a college, which is highly successful. After reading his history, he
-will perhaps remind you somewhat of Mary Baker Eddy, Elbert Hubbard,
-Tolstoy, and Jesus of Nazareth, although it cannot be said that he bears
-much physical or mental resemblance to any of these. He dresses like a
-farmer or backwoodsman, and is <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>Simplicity personified. His followers
-worship him very much as do those of Mrs. Eddy, and there is a vein of
-mystery, not to say of superstitious faith, connected with both their
-doctrines that seems to bind their followers together. While Dr. Still
-claims no divine inspiration, as did Mrs. Eddy, still he and his
-disciples are inclined to the mysterious and supernatural. For example,
-in one of the Osteopath books I find this, by his son Dr. Charles E.
-Still, D.O.: "When a boy, I was out with my father and an old physician
-one day, when he stopped at a house where there was a boy almost totally
-blind. My father stepped up to him and took hold of his neck; in a few
-minutes he bade him look at the sun, and behold, the blindness had
-disappeared." This reads very much like a Bible miracle. "Again, we met
-an old colored man who was badly crippled. My father asked him his
-trouble and had him stand up against a drygoods box. My father set down
-a flour sack of bones we were carrying; he then took hold of his leg and
-after apparently winding it around a few times, he told the man to walk,
-which he did without as much as a limp, much to the amazement of the
-bystanders. Time and again equally as wonderful cures were made by him
-in my presence." Dr. Still, Jr., then goes on to say that in an
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>epidemic of diphtheria he treated about sixty-five cases and lost but
-one; that he was called on to treat practically all the ailments that
-flesh is heir to; that he treated epileptics by the score and
-successfully in most cases; that he set a neck that was broken, and set
-a case of dislocated astragalus and cured it in one day after a
-physician had assigned the patient to straps in bed for six weeks, thus
-saving five weeks and five days of the patient's time, patience and
-money. Other miraculous cures are reported by the Messrs. Still and by
-other learned Osteopaths, and there are many people around who are
-willing to give reliable testimony to the effect that they have been
-cured of serious ailments by Osteopaths when doctors have failed.</p>
-
-<p>Osteopathy is really the old Swedish movement cure under a new name, but
-considerably enlarged and improved.</p>
-
-<p>Some people imagine that Osteopathy is a sort of massage, but, according
-to Dr. Still, Sr., this is a mistake, for he says: "Osteopathy
-absolutely differs from massage. The definition of 'massage' is masso,
-to knead; shampooing of the body by special manipulation, such as
-kneading, tapping, stroking, etc. The masseur rubs and kneads the
-muscles to increase the circulation. The Osteopath never rubs. He takes
-off any<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span> pressure on blood vessels or nerves by the adjustment of any
-displacement of bone, cartilage, ligament, tendon or muscle." Thus, an
-Osteopath might be called a bone manipulator, and that is what the words
-implies, "osteon" meaning <i>bone</i>. As a matter of fact, Dr. Still and all
-Osteopaths to the contrary notwithstanding, Osteopathy is not
-"absolutely different from massage." Dr. Still says that Osteopaths
-adjust displaced muscles, does he not? And how do they do it? By
-manipulating the muscles. That is just what the masseur does. It is true
-that the masseur rubs, with a view to increasing the circulation, but it
-is also true that the Osteopath kneads, or presses, for the same
-purpose. A good masseur handles the muscles very much as do the
-Osteopaths. Circulation is the object in both cases: If you want to hurt
-an Osteopath's feelings, just tell him that he is a fine masseur. For,
-has he not spent three years at an Osteopathic College to learn his art,
-whereas the masseur may have learned his the previous week from some
-Turkish bath operator? Please remember that the Osteopath is a
-physician, and that he knows as much about anatomy and therapeutics as
-do other physicians. Please also remember that the Osteopath has had a
-thorough course in physiology, biology, embryology, histology,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
-pathology, symptomatology, physical and laboratory diagnosis,
-obstetrics, gynecology, dietetics, hygiene, bacteriology, toxicology,
-urinalysis, surgery, pediatrics, dermatology, phchistry, and medical
-jurisprudence. The only physicianly subject with which he is not
-familiar is materia medica, and that is something that he thinks is
-unnecessary.</p>
-
-<p>The Osteopath does not believe in drugs. On that point he will have many
-sympathizers, notably the Christian Scientists. In fact, many of our
-best physicians have abandoned that old fashioned faith in drugs which
-made people think that they could abuse Nature all they liked, and do as
-they pleased, and that a few drops of medicine would cure them of the
-ill-effects of their indiscretion. Dr. Osler, who was appointed Regius
-Professor of Medicine at Oxford University a few years ago, gives a long
-list of diseases, in his book "Textbook on the Theory and Practice of
-Medicine," which cannot be cured by drugs, and he frequently states that
-drugs are notoriously uncertain in their effects in many cases. Any
-physician who is honest and wise will tell you that drugs are not being
-used so much nowadays as formerly, and that medicine is still more or
-less of an experiment in many cases, and often a dangerous and fatal
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>experiment. But, in spite of all this, it is certainly unwise to
-denounce <i>all</i> drugs simply because we do not know the certain effects
-of <i>some</i> drugs. Drugs have been in use since the beginning of history,
-and we are still experimenting with them. While we do not yet know what
-they will do and not do, we know that they will do <i>something</i>. In other
-words, drugs have an effect on the body&mdash;that we know. We know that
-certain drugs will put us to sleep, or cause us to vomit, or give us a
-headache, or take away a headache, or benumb a pain, etc. Everybody
-knows the effects of castor oil, pepsin, strychnine, salts, sugar of
-lead, laudanum, paragoric, camphor, iodine, linament, calomel, and
-certain other drugs in certain cases. Now, some of these drugs are
-extremely useful and it would be a calamity if the human family were to
-be deprived of their use. While, as we all know, many people are
-extremely superstitious about medicines and are taking them all the time
-to cure imaginary ills, and while it is true that many sick persons are
-either killed or made worse every year by medicines administered by
-physicians, still the sum-total of good that comes from the proper use
-of drugs, and the immense possibilities of the future seem to reason
-that we must not entirely discontinue the use of drugs. Nature is the
-best<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span> doctor, and all that the physicians can do is to assist nature.
-Osteopathy may assist nature, and so may massage, and so may water, and
-exercise, and diet and drugs. Different cases require different
-remedies. Drugs are a part of nature. Nature made all herbs, vegetables
-and minerals. Some of our best medicines, even minerals, are found in
-the food that we eat and in the water that we drink. Perhaps nature put
-them there for a purpose. Perhaps she put in too much, perhaps she did
-not put in enough. We are all different, no two alike. Our bodies are
-made up of various chemicals, and many of our ailments are due to a
-scanty supply of these chemicals. Hence, if we cannot get a sufficiency
-of these chemicals from the foods, we may often require them from the
-drug store. For example, phosphorus is necessary to the nerves and
-brain. While it is found in various foods, it may be, as is often the
-case, that we have to take phosphorus in some other form in order to
-preserve our health or to restore our body to its normal state.</p>
-
-<p>But the Osteopath does not reason this way. Dr. Still says: "God has
-placed the remedy for every disease within the material house in which
-the spirit of life dwells. I believe that the Maker of man has deposited
-in some part or throughout the whole system of the human body<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span> drugs in
-abundance to cure all infirmities; that all the remedies necessary to
-health are compounded within the human body. They can be administered by
-adjusting the body in such a manner that the remedies may naturally
-associate themselves together. And I have never failed to find all these
-remedies. Man should study and use only the drugs that are found in his
-own drugstore&mdash;that is, in his own body." If this means anything, it
-means that drugs are necessary, and that manipulating the bones of the
-body results in a proper distribution of these drugs. The statement that
-he has never failed to find these remedies, if it means anything, means
-that Dr. Still has cured every case that has come to him, but he has
-never said so in plain words; in fact, he admits elsewhere that he has
-not been successful with all cases. And if he was not successful in
-certain cases, the failure was due to not being able to adjust matters
-so as properly to associate the drugs of the body with their remedies!
-Farther on Dr. Still says that the still greater question to be solved
-is, "How and when to apply the <i>touch</i> which sets free the chemicals of
-life as Nature designs." Does Dr. Still here mean that Osteopaths have a
-certain magic touch which is so powerful and wonderful that it must be
-used with great caution?<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span> That this touch lets loose certain drugs or
-chemicals which the body needs to cure itself? It is possible that the
-Doctor is speaking in figures and that he does not mean what his words
-imply. It must be so. Otherwise, we must put him down as a charlatan. If
-he speaks figuratively, he is indiscreet, because he plainly leads
-people to think that the spinal column secrets certain drugs or
-chemicals which are necessary to health and that these can be made to
-flow to the necessary parts by means of certain manipulations.</p>
-
-<p>Dr. Still would have us believe that Osteopathy is something of a
-cure-all, and that its adoption makes the use of drugs unnecessary, but
-all Osteopaths do not make this claim. Dr. George V. Webster, D.O.,
-says: "Osteopathy is not a cure-all. There are disorders that are
-incurable." This is encouraging, because we now know that if a disease
-is incurable Osteopathy cannot cure it! Dr. Webster says that "there are
-diseases needing surgical attention," that in some cases an anesthetic
-is necessary, that a parasite requires an antiseptic, and that a poison
-requires an antidote. Thus he has found that drugs have <i>some</i> uses, at
-least. In one place Dr. Webster says that Osteopathy is not a cure-all,
-and in another we find him saying, "The application of osteopathic
-principles to meet the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span> problems of bodily disorder has demonstrated
-their efficiency in <i>practically all diseases</i>"! Dr. Still himself says,
-"You may say there are some failures. Yes, who would not expect it?
-Perhaps the Osteopath is not able to apply the knowledge he should have
-gained before being granted a diploma from his osteopathic school."</p>
-
-<p>And thus, all through the Osteopath literature there is an inference
-that bone manipulation cures everything, although it admits that it has
-not always done so. This is the weak, fatally weak, spot in Osteopathy.
-It is the old story of the over-enthusiastic specialist who thinks that
-the sun rises and sets on his pet theory. Show a child a watch, and all
-it sees and understands is that it is wound up and that the hands move
-around. If the watch gets out of order the child tries to wind it up
-again&mdash;that is all it knows. It does not know that inside the case are
-hundreds of delicately arranged parts that are adjusted to a nicety. It
-does not know that some of these parts may be worn out from over-use, or
-are missing, or broken, or that they need cleaning. Likewise, when the
-Osteopath sees a body suffering from some disorder, he usually sees only
-the blood vessels and nerves, and he decides at once that one or more of
-them is being squeezed by a misadjustment of some bone or<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span> muscle. He
-looks on the spinal column as the backbone of the human structure, which
-is of course true, and surmises that if anything is wrong it must have
-originated in the spinal cord, which is not necessarily true. If it is
-indigestion, or a disease of the kidney, or what not, he thinks that by
-turning one of the keys on the spinal cord it will unlock the necessary
-drug and let it flow to the disordered part. He wears a pair of glasses
-on which is written the word "Osteopathy," and when he looks he sees
-nothing but Osteopathy. Now, as a matter of fact, he is right in many
-cases. He will cure when all the doctors in the world might not even
-relieve. He has a great truth. He holds the key that unlocks the door to
-many a mystery, and it is a key that should be in common use, by all
-doctors. Where the regular physician would perhaps drug his patient to
-death, the Osteopath might cure him with a few simple treatments. Take,
-for example, a headache. Now, a headache is a symptom, not a disease. It
-is a sign that something is going wrong. It is a sign that there is
-either too much blood in the head, or not enough, usually the former. In
-either case, it is probable that there is some abnormal pressure on some
-blood-vessel or nerve, and that if that pressure could be released the
-headache would disappear. Just<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span> examine a model of the spinal cord
-sometime and see what a complicated structure it is, with all the little
-nerves, blood vessels and muscles so intricately interwoven between its
-many parts. We are all prone to get in certain habits. We learn to read
-in a certain posture, and to write, and to lie down, and to walk, and to
-sit, and in the course of years it would be strange if one or more of
-our thousands of parts did not get into an abnormal position so as to
-compress or squeeze some of the delicately arranged nerves or blood
-channels, thus preventing freedom of passage. Such a condition might set
-up congestion and inflammation, and it is likely to affect seriously
-some distant organ. By readjusting the bones of the neck, shoulder, back
-or spinal cord, we relieve that pressure and thereby cure the disorder.
-There can be no doubt of all this, and every regular physician ought to
-know it and to practice it, but they don't and won't. Furthermore, they
-won't refer the patient to an Osteopath. Professional jealousy!</p>
-
-<p>It is really a shame that there cannot be some kind of a union of the
-various isms, ologies and athies. Certainly all Osteopaths should be
-regularly admitted physicians and surgeons. If they could be broad
-enough for that, they would soon put the old-school physicians out of business.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span></p><p>In conclusion, Osteopathy is much overestimated by some, and much
-underestimated by many. It will do good to most anybody, and harm to
-nobody. It will cure thousands of cases that the regular physicians
-cannot cure; but, on the other hand, there are thousands of cases that
-Osteopathy should not attempt to cure without the aid of the modern
-school of physicians and surgeons.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Phrenology</i></h2>
-
-<p>The word phrenology comes from the Greek word <i>phren</i>, meaning the mind,
-and <i>logus</i>, meaning science&mdash;the science of the mind. The alleged
-science rests upon these principles: (1) The brain is the organ of the
-mind; (2) the mind may be divided into a certain number of faculties
-independent of one another; (3) each faculty resides in a definite
-region of the brain; (4) the size of each region is the true measure of
-the intellectual power of the organ therein residing. The phrenologist
-examines the outside of the skull, and, by measuring the various bumps
-and indentations thereon, claims to be able to tell how much brains are
-within and just what faculties are concealed under each and every
-portion of the skull. They claim to take into consideration various
-other things, such as the texture of the hair, the lung power, the
-brilliancy of the eye, the color of the skin, the general poise and
-shape of the head,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span> and so on, but phrenology really means bumpology or
-craniology.</p>
-
-<p>The real fathers of the theory are Drs. Gall and Spurzheim, although we
-find suggestions of it in the writings of some of the ancients, notably
-those of Aristotle and Pythagoras, and even so far back as the ancient
-Egyptians. Aristotle believed the brain to be a complex organ, but held
-that the small head was the standard of perfection&mdash;"Little head, little
-wit; big head not a bit." (For a lengthy treatise on phrenology and its
-history, see Enc. Britannica.)</p>
-
-<p>If phrenology is sound, the brain is divided into compartments, each
-having a separate and distinct function to perform. But when the brain
-is dissected, no such compartments or divisions are revealed, even under
-the microscope. Neither the certical nor fibrous part of the brain
-reveals any such dividing lines or difference in texture. And not only
-this&mdash;the existence of the horizontal membrane separating the superior
-from the interior part of the whole brain, and the arrangement of the
-lateral ventricles, corpus callosum, the fornix and other parts, are of
-themselves almost conclusive proof that there can be no compartments
-such as phrenologists describe.</p>
-
-<p>But even if the brain were divided into <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>compartments, each resting
-against the skull, it would next be necessary for the phrenologist to
-prove that quantity means quality or that quantity means power.
-Otherwise, a person might have a large quantity of, say, combativeness,
-and a small quantity of, say, veneration, as donated by the size of the
-bumps, at the places where those faculties are supposed to reside, but
-the brain matter in the veneration compartment might be twice as dense,
-compact, active, powerful or flexible as the brain matter in the
-combativeness compartment, and hence the phrenologist would be deceived
-by outward appearances. The phrenologist must depend upon size, and he
-must assume that every part of the brain is of the same density, texture
-and power. For example, when he sees a head that is large and full in
-the upper forehead and small at the back, he at once declares that that
-person's casuality, eventuality and comparison, are highly developed,
-and that his amativeness and philoprogenitiveness are poorly developed.
-Size is the measure, and he assumes that size means volume, and that
-volume means power. Hence, a man with a large head must have more brains
-than a man with a small head, and the more brains he has, the greater
-his power, other things being equal. He forgets that many idiots have<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
-enormous heads, and that the heads of many of the world's greatest
-characters were very small. Several kinds of monkeys, the dolphin, the
-canary and the sparrow, all have larger brains than man, in proportion
-to the size of the body. The ground mole and field mouse have about the
-same proportion as man. The whale, the rat, the porpoise and the goose have more.</p>
-
-<p>Again, the researches of physiologists of the highest authority seem to
-have established the fact that the brain acquires its full size and
-weight at the age of eight years! How can the phrenologist reconcile his
-philosophy to this stubborn fact? The skull and head continue to grow
-after the age of eight, but the brain remains the same in weight and
-size. Everybody knows how the skulls of children change as they grow up,
-and yet the brains never do. As the child acquires knowledge and
-develops his mental faculties, the brain remains the same size and
-weight. What then have bumps to do with his mind? We may polish our
-brains, but we cannot add to them. And so, when the phrenologist says
-that this pulpy matter called brains gradually grows larger and crowds
-the skull bones out so as to make bumps, or that it shrinks, for want of
-exercise, and makes the skull contract with it, causing indentations, he
-is not <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>talking from facts but from a premise founded on a delusion.</p>
-
-<p>If the theory of phrenology is true, then, if a person should have an
-accident or a disease, and lose a portion of his brain, he will lose
-control of those faculties which are supposed to be located within the
-lost part. Now, every physician knows of cases where patients have lost
-portions of their brains, and you will probably not find a single case
-where the patient lost control of the precise faculty said to be located
-in that portion. The medical books are full of proof of this. Once in a
-while a physician has to remove a portion of the brain where the faculty
-of, say tune, is located, or it is destroyed by accident or disease, but
-after the operation the patient has the same fondness and talent for
-music that he formerly had. The brains of able men have been examined
-after death, and certain portions have been found to be diseased; yet
-the patients had shown no signs of having lost any of their faculties.</p>
-
-<p>These examples show that the brain is not and cannot be composed of a
-plurality of organs, each of which is the seat of a separate faculty, as
-claimed by the phrenologists, because if such were the case the
-destruction of one of these <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>organs would result in the destruction of
-the particular faculty connected with it.</p>
-
-<p>Again, the phrenologist assumes that all skulls are of the same
-thickness, and that every skull is of the same thickness at every point.
-There are variations of this rule, as he will tell you, but in the main
-the statement is true; for, if it were not so, bumps and indentations
-would be almost meaningless. But the fact is that some skulls are only
-one-eighth of an inch thick and some are a full inch in thickness. And
-there is no certain way of telling just how thick a skull is, except by
-an examination of its interior and not every subject is willing to
-undergo this inconvenience. The phrenologist may thump it with his
-knuckle and sound it, but he can never be certain how near he is to the
-brain nor how much brains are within. And still again, nearly every
-skull has thin parts and thick parts, and in some heads there are actual
-cavities in places. So, even if the size of the brain is the sure test
-of mentality, how is one to tell the size of a brain which is incased in
-a skull of unknown and variable thickness?</p>
-
-<p>And then, the mistaken notion that there are just and only thirty-five
-or so faculties and that each acts independently of the others. As well
-might one say that the retina of the eye is divided<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span> into compartments,
-one to see flowers, one to see trees, one to see letters and figures,
-and so on; or that the ear-drum is divided into sections&mdash;one section to
-hear the voice, one to hear the violin and one to hear other sounds. If
-there is a separate compartment for every faculty there should be nearer
-thirty-five thousand compartments than thirty-five. But there are not
-even thirty-five faculties, and there are certainly not more than two or
-three compartments, if any. Aristotle divided the brain into only three
-parts. Veneration is the result of fear, admiration, love, respect,
-conscientiousness, and a dozen other things. Destructiveness and
-combativeness, continuity, stubbornness and many other faculties produce
-in greater or less degree, the same emotion and results. Form and size
-are the same faculty, the knowledge of extension including both. To say
-that each of these faculties has a separate plot or parcel of brains
-staked out for its own private and exclusive use is about as sensible as
-to say that there is a separate compartment of brains devoted to love of
-children, another for the love of parents, another for brothers, another
-for dogs, and so on. It requires no philosopher or psychologist to see
-that every single faculty is a part of an inseparable indivisible whole.
-Instead of endowing the mind<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span> with certain faculties and designating
-these according to the nature of their function, the phrenologist
-designates them according to the nature of object upon which they are
-exercised. According to this, to be logical, he should have as many
-faculties and compartments as there are things in the universe.</p>
-
-<p>There are two ways of looking at phrenology. If there is a portion of
-brains for each faculty, then we must determine how many faculties there
-are, and we must assume that each portion or compartment performs only
-its own function, for otherwise, if a certain compartment frequently
-does the work of some other compartment, then the whole theory of
-phrenology falls, because it matters not how much or how little brains a
-person has in one compartment when other sections are to lend a hand in
-helping its weak or deficient neighbors. The phrenologist must assume
-that "comparison," for example, is the faculty that does all of the work
-in that line, and that "color" does all of the work in its particular
-line. Otherwise bumps would be meaningless. Fowler and Wells, the latest
-authorities, give thirty-nine distinct and separate faculties, each with
-its particular location. Now, many of these conflict, such as
-comparison, form and size, combativeness and destructiveness,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span> firmness
-and continuity, cautiousness and secretiveness, veneration and
-spirituality and conjugal love, friendship, amativeness, inhabitiveness
-and philoprogenitiveness. True, these words of each group are not
-synonyms, but they require the same mental process, produce like
-emotions, or proceed from the same motives and sensations. If this be
-true, part of the bottom of phrenology falls out. There is redundancy.
-The faculty of cautiousness makes one cautious when one is exercising
-one or more of the other faculties, and continuity is the faculty which
-gives us the power of keeping one or more other faculties applied to the
-task. Nearly every organ must be endowed with the power of imagination,
-yet there is a faculty called ideality which is assumed to have a
-monopoly of this power. Nearly every faculty is also endowed with
-casuality, particularly calculation, constructiveness and comparison.
-And if the phrenologist should say that there is no redundancy here,
-that each of these things is a different and distinct faculty, surely if
-there is not redundancy, there is at least deficiency (either of which
-is fatal) in that according to his theory there should be separate
-faculties for mechanical constructiveness and literary constructiveness,
-separate faculties for love of children and love of cats, separate
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>faculties for the English language and the Chinese language, and every
-language, and a separate faculty for every object of attention in the universe.</p>
-
-<p>Until the phrenologist can find some way of measuring the quantity of
-neurine in the brain of his subject he cannot tell much about that
-person's mentality; and when he does this he is no longer a phrenologist.</p>
-
-<p>Phrenology takes in a wide field which contains so many avenues of
-escape, that it is quite impossible to attack it at one point without
-letting it out at another, for its powers to evade the issue are almost
-unlimited. When the skull of Voltaire was examined, it was found to have
-the organ of Veneration developed to an extraordinary degree. The
-phrenologist would promptly explain: "His veneration for the Deity was
-so great and his sensibility upon the subject of devotion so exquisite
-that he became shocked and disgusted with the irreverence of even the
-most devout Christians, and that out of pure respect for the Deity he
-attempted to exterminate the Christian religion from the earth."</p>
-
-<p>If you have a large bump of destructiveness, the phrenologist might
-declare you were like the early English who would often say: "It's a
-fine day; let's go out and kill somebody." Yet<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span> you may be only inclined
-to destroy delusions; or to destroy the rum demon; or to demolish
-gambling; or to combat vice.</p>
-
-<p>The novel "Mr. Midshipman Easy," by Capt. Maryatt, might be recommended
-for the consideration of phrenologists. Prof. Easy built a great machine
-with tubes and pistons; the subject would get into the machine and, by
-suction, the professor would draw out the good organ indentations and by
-pressure suppress the "bad organ" bumps. If the brain grows, as
-phrenologists claim, this system ought to help the brain grow in the
-right direction and create perfect men.</p>
-
-<p>The irregular formation of the skull, features, fingers and of other
-parts of the anatomy are mere accidents of nature, and are no more a
-test of a person's character and capacity than a cask is of its
-contents. The verdict of phrenology retards the moral and intellectual
-advancement of the subject and lessens the influence of reason,
-religion, environment and education.</p>
-
-<p>After Professor Porson's death, his head was dissected, when, to the
-confusion of craniologists and the consolation of blockheads, it was
-discovered that he had a skull of extraordinary thickness. Professor
-Gall, on being called upon to reconcile the intellectual powers and
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>tenacious memory of Porson with a skull that would have suited an
-ignorant prizefighter, replied: "How the ideas got into such a skull is
-their business, not mine; but, when they were once in, they certainly
-could never get out again."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Physiognomy</i></h2>
-
-<p>Physiognomy is not entirely a delusion. There is no "science" of
-Physiognomy, however, nor is it an exact art. The rules laid down by
-Adamantius were quite different from those of Aristotle, just as those
-of Baptist Porta and Robert Fludd were quite different from Levater's.
-Physiognomy is the art of knowing the humor, temperament or disposition
-of a person from observation of the lines of the face, and from the
-character of its members or features. While there is as yet no code of
-rules laid down by any author which constitutes a trustworthy guide,
-there in an apparent analogy between the mind and the countenance, which
-is discernible to keen observers. Probably every man and woman prides
-him or herself on the ability of translating expression, because we all
-imagine that we are good judges of human nature; yet, we have all erred
-in this regard, and often they were costly errors. Our instincts and
-intuitions, are perhaps the safest guides, after<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span> all, for there is but
-little reliance to be placed on the text books; and the common beliefs
-regarding the meaning of the features are anything but reliable. The
-best that can be done, for the present, is to assemble the predominating
-characteristics of the great men of history and compare these with their
-portraits.</p>
-
-<p>It is generally conceded that the greatest authority on Physiognomy is
-Levater; yet, in my copy of his principal work, which, by the way, is
-the voluminous 15th London edition, he says: "I understand but little of
-physiognomy, and have been, and continue daily to be, mistaken in my
-judgment." Since no greater physiognomist ever lived, it seems fair to
-assume that there is no "science" of physiognomy, and no infallible
-system with which we can read the character and capabilities of a person
-by means of the features. Whether such a science will yet be discovered
-or devised, remains to be seen. However, it is possible, and even
-probable, that the features all have meanings, even if we do not know
-those meanings, and that the code finally adopted by Levater is fairly
-correct. This being true, the best we can say for Physiognomy is that it
-<i>helps</i> us to interpret character by showing us <i>tendencies</i>. That is,
-given a face the chin of which denotes firmness, and the mouth
-tenacity,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span> we may be reasonably certain that the individual will have a
-strong tendency to do thus and so under certain conditions, provided
-those characteristics are not over-balanced and offset by other
-characteristics. That the tendency is not conclusive, is apparent: for
-the person may be born with a nose which, according to Physiognomy,
-denotes criminal propensities; yet, he may have overcome his immoral
-tendencies by means of education, religion or environment, while his
-nose remains unchanged. Again, he may have certain features which are
-said to denote generosity, for example, yet there may be various other
-features which denote love of power, acquisitiveness, vanity, etc.,
-which would make it quite impossible to say that generosity would
-predominate, and to which tendency the subject would yield. Indeed, it
-is a grave question if all the accumulated knowledge of the ages on
-Physiognomy would not be misleading, even if every person knew the
-precise meaning of every section of the face; for, however skilful we
-might be, our judgment would constantly be taxed to the utmost to weigh
-and balance, to compare and distinguish, one indication with another,
-and then that other with still another, and with perhaps a whole group
-of others,&mdash;a task for a mathematician, psychologist and <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>philosopher
-combined. Again, who may say that a large nose, which was esteemed so
-highly by Napoleon, or a strong jaw, which is generally understood to
-denote perseverance, may not be mere accidents of nature, for are not
-some born tongue-tied, cross-eyed or flat-footed, without design,
-meaning or tendency, so far as those physical conditions are concerned?
-And do not all persons develop one or more faculties, and neglect
-others, without causing any change in the bones of the face? One may
-conquer and conquer, like Alexander, until there are no more worlds to
-be conquered, and yet not acquire a conqueror's nose. If we treat
-Physiognomy as the science of interpreting expression by means of the
-muscular anatomy of the face, that is a different matter; but the real
-Physiognomy deals with bones as well as with muscles. If there is doubt
-as to whether the shape of the bones of the face are indicative of
-character, there is no doubt that the flesh and muscles of the face form
-what we call expression of the countenance, and that this can be
-interpreted with some degree of accuracy.</p>
-
-<p>Levater says that the forehead is the image or mirror of the
-understanding; the nose and cheeks the image of moral and sensitive
-life; and the mouth and chin the image of the animal life;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span> while the
-eye will be to the whole as the summary and center. I am prepared to
-believe without hesitation that nothing passes in the soul which does
-not produce some change in the body, and that even desire, and the act
-of willing, create a corresponding motion in the body; but it requires
-extraordinary credulity to believe that bones are enlarged or diminished
-by this process, and, consequently, that part of Physiognomy I must
-reject. But it is quite certain that, on the countenance discernibly
-appear light and gloom, joy and anxiety, stupidity, ignorance, and vice,
-and that, on this waxen tablet are deeply scribed every combination of
-sense and soul. On the forehead, all the Graces revel, or all the
-Cyclops thunder! Nature has left it bare, that, by it, the countenance
-may be enlightened or darkened. At its lowest extremities, thought
-appears to be changed into action. The mind here collects the powers of
-resistance. Here resides the <i>cornua addita pauperi</i>. Here headlong
-obstinacy and wise perseverance take up their fixed abode. Beneath the
-forehead are its expressive confines, the eyebrows; a rainbow of
-promise, when benignant; and the bent bow of discord, when enraged;
-alike descriptive, in each case, of interior feeling. The nose imparts
-solidity and unity to the whole countenance,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>&mdash;the mountain that
-shelters the fair vales beneath. How descriptive of the mind and
-character are its various parts; the insertion, the ridge, the
-cartilege, and the nostrils, through which life is inhaled. The eyes,
-considered only as tangible objects, are by their form, the windows of
-the soul, the fountains of light and life. The eye-bone, whether
-gradually sunken, or boldly prominent, is also worthy of attention; as
-likewise are the temples, whether hollow or smooth. That region of the
-face which includes the eyebrows, eye, and nose, also include the chief
-signs of soul; that its of will, or mind, in action. The occult, the
-noble, the sublime, sense of hearing, has nature placed sideways, and
-half concealed. On the inferior part of the face, nature has bestowed a
-mask for the male, and not without reason, for here are displayed those
-marks of sensuality, which ought to be hidden. All know how much the
-upper lip betokens the sensations of taste, desire, appetite, and the
-enjoyments of love; how much it is curved by pride and anger, drawn thin
-by cunning, smoothed by benevolence, made flaccid by effeminacy; how
-love and desire, sighs and kisses, cling to it, by indescribable traits.
-The under lip is little more than its supporter, the rosy cushion on
-which the crown of majesty reposes. If the parts of any two<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span> bodies can
-be pronounced to be exactly adapted to each other, such are the lips of
-man, when the mouth is closed. Words are the pictures of the mind. We
-judge of the host by the portal. He holds the flaggon of truth, of love
-and endearing friendship. The chin is formed by the under lip, and the
-termination of the jaw-bones, and it denotes sensuality in man,
-according as it is more or less flexible, smooth, or clear: it discovers
-what his rank is among his fellows. The chin forms the oval of the
-countenance; and when, as in the antique statues of the Greeks, it is
-neither pointed nor indented, but smooth, and gradually diminishes, it
-is then the keystone of the superstructure. With apologies to Herder for
-much of the foregoing, thus endeth this brief dissertation on Physiognomy.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Dreams</i></h2>
-
-<p>It is quite clear that the phenomena of dreams could be perfectly
-accounted for by natural laws and therefore they should not be
-attributed to supernatural causes.</p>
-
-<p>Ancient divines taught that dreams either proceeded from the Deity or
-from the devil, but it is now quite certain that all dreams originate
-only in the dreamers. Dreams come only from a state of imperfect sleep.
-When sleep is perfect, all the faculties are at complete rest, and there
-can be no dreams&mdash;and even if there were, memory being absent, the dream
-could never be recalled. Bodily sensations are the most common cause of
-dreams. A hot-water bottle at the feet might cause dreaming of a fire;
-kicking the bed-clothes from the lower extremities might carry the
-dreamer to scenes of snow and ice; getting one's head accidentally under
-the pillow might involve the dreamer in a drowning episode or other
-incident of strangulation. Physical ills also have their influence upon
-the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>unsound sleeper, and the nature of the pain is usually similar to
-the nature of the dream. The mind, during unsound sleep, is irrational,
-and often groups incongruous things and scenes into meaningless and
-impossible situations. Stored away in hidden recesses of the memory, are
-innumerable items, and during imperfect sleep the mind seizes some of
-these haphazard and forms some of the most fantastic and ludicrous
-pictures.</p>
-
-<p>The cause of the dream is sometimes the cause of its fulfilment. For
-example, a person might think, in his waking moments, of writing a poem,
-and if it is strongly on his mind he is likely to dream of it. The dream
-may suggest some missing link or idea, and when he awakes he is better
-prepared to complete it. Belief in the supernatural origin of dreams is
-also the frequent cause of their fulfilment. If a person dreams of
-approaching sickness, and is superstitious, his fears and imagination
-are likely to hasten the calamity. There is recorded somewhere in
-history the case of a general who dreamed of a defeat, and, being
-superstitious, his courage deserted him, and the enemy conquered. There
-is also recorded the case of a German student, who dreamed that he was
-to die the next day at a certain hour. His friends found him next
-morning<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span> making a will and other preparations, and as the time drew
-near, he had every appearance of a person about to die. His friends used
-every argument to shake his belief in dreams, but to no purpose, and
-they were despairing of saving him, when the physician contrived to set
-the clock forward, and thus prolonged matters until the student's life
-was at last saved. There are several instances on record where death has
-actually ensued in consequence of the belief in the supernatural origin
-of dreams, and there is no doubt that believers in dreams often cause
-fulfilment by mental influence. It is true that there are instances on
-record where a person has dreamed of the death of a relative, and found
-that that relative had died at about the time of the dream, but these
-instances are rare and prove nothing. When it is considered that there
-are doubtless millions of instances where persons have dreamed of the
-death of relatives, when they have not died, the comparatively few cases
-where the dreams came true must be taken as mere coincidence. It is not
-a miracle for a dream of this kind to come true, but it would indeed be
-a miracle if one or more of such dreams did not come true, like the one
-that is recorded of a proud young divinity student who dreamed three
-times in one night that he must turn to the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span> seventh verse of the fifth
-chapter of Ecclesiastes, where he would find important instructions. He
-arose in the morning, and turning to the specified passage, found this:
-"In the multitude of dreams there are divers vanities."</p>
-
-<p>The mental process by which the human mind arrived at the conclusion
-that dreams result from supernatural causes is due to the same
-propensity of the mind for the marvelous, and to that excess credulity
-which attributes all unusual or remarkable mental impressions to some
-external agency. The average mind is prone to reason out the causes of
-phenomena to the limit of its mental powers, and then, when it arrives
-at the point when it can go no farther, and can give no rational
-explanation, to attribute the phenomena to the supernatural.</p>
-
-<p>All dreams originate from former sensations. These sensations were
-introduced into the mind by the senses, at some previous time or times,
-and the mind has stored them away where they have lain dormant and
-forgotten. The dream-state is that condition of temporary
-subconsciousness when the memory recalls the aforesaid sensations and
-submits them to the scrutiny of the reasoning faculty, by which their
-relations are determined, through the agency of association. During
-perfect sleep there can be no dream, <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>because the dream is caused by a
-state of activity of certain faculties, which, in perfect sleep, are in
-a state of torpor. There could be no dream if the mental faculties,
-including memory, are at perfect rest. Only when part of the mental
-faculties are sufficiently active to recall the sensations and
-impressions that are stored away, and to institute association, can
-there be dreams. Some of the faculties must be active, and some
-inactive, to produce a dream, and only in imperfect sleep does this
-condition obtain. Among the inactive faculties in the dream state is
-judgment, which, were it active, would correct the mental process and
-discover the fallacy. Imagination is often brought strongly into play by
-the dreamer; and the combination of imagination, previous sensations and
-associations often create fantastic objects and pictures wholly
-different from those occurring in nature. The mind of the dreamer can
-readily combine parts of the sensations previously derived from
-beholding an elephant, a crow and a cow, and may see in his dream a crow
-with a trunk, a cow with a bill, or an elephant with upright horns and a
-black feathered tail. It can also readily associate with his own self
-parts of various sensations derived from reading or hearing of certain
-crimes or improprieties, and picture himself in the act of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span> doing things
-utterly at variance with his morals and inclinations when in a conscious state.</p>
-
-<p>It also may happen, in the various modes of combination, that objects or
-events are portrayed in accordance with nature and facts, but, perhaps,
-in exaggerated, diminished or distorted forms, in which case an
-erroneous standard of judgment is formed that will throw all after
-sensations out of perspective with truth.</p>
-
-<p>The dreamer generally dreams of things which have lately been weighing
-on his mind, but not necessarily so, nor does it follow that he will
-dream what has been ardently expected or painfully dreaded. Association
-of ideas may lead his unguided mind to a scene or object which, in his
-wakeful moments, he cannot trace, for his memory usually preserves only
-the final objects or scene, and not the various steps that led to it.
-Thus, if moving be on his mind, he may, in his dream, see a moving van,
-then a painting on the side of the van, then an artist, then a paint
-shop, a model, another picture on an easel, and finally a very pleasant
-or a very horrible scene in a studio. When the dreamer awakes he
-remembers only the scene, and he is at a loss to know why he should have
-dreamed of a scene so foreign to his previous thoughts.</p>
-
-<p>There appears to be no truth whatever in the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span> theory that dreams come as
-omens or warnings, for they are purely accidental. Neither is there
-apparently any truth in the belief that dreams come by opposites, that
-they are the manifestation of some invisible agency, or that there is
-anything supernatural, uncanny or mysterious about them.</p>
-
-<p>To maintain that one can foretell future events, or read past events,
-from dreams, is absurd. Nearly every person dreams each night, and
-particularly during the moments when losing consciousness and the
-moments when awakening, since imperfect sleep then obtains; and, it
-would be strange indeed if, during one or more of these occasions, we
-did not by chance dream of something which afterwards actually happens.</p>
-
-<p>All bodily derangements that interrupt healthy sleep, such as irritation
-of the digestive organs, and even over-exertion, worry, and undue
-excitement, will produce dreams, and it is therefore fairly obvious
-that, since we know the cause of dreams, their effects and results,
-there is nothing marvellous, unnatural, wonderful, extraordinary or
-supernatural in dreams.</p>
-
-<p>Until the past few hundred years, the cause of dreams was not
-understood. Aristotle believes the cause of dreams to be common sense,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
-but placed in the fancy. Avicen thought it to be an ultimate
-intelligence moving the moon in the midst of that light with which the
-fancies of men are illuminated while they sleep. Averroes, an Arabian
-physician, ascribed it to the imagination. Democritus referred the cause
-of them to little images, or representations, separated from the things
-themselves. Plato placed it among the specific and concrete notions of
-the soul. Albertus attributed dreams to superior influences, which
-continually flow from the sky, through many specific channels.</p>
-
-<p>In order to disdelusionize, it will be necessary to get a clear
-understanding of the nature of the mind and of its workings. "When the
-mind turns its view inward upon itself," says John Locke, "and
-contemplates its own actions, <i>thinking</i> is the first that occurs. In
-it, the mind observes a great variety of modifications, and from them
-receives distinct <i>ideas</i>. Thus the perception, which actually
-accompanies, and is annexed to any impression on the body, made by an
-external object, being distinct from all other modifications of
-thinking, furnishes the mind with a distinct idea which we call
-<i>sensation</i>; which is, as it were, the actual entrance of an idea into
-the understanding by the senses.</p>
-
-<p>"The same idea, when it occurs again without<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span> the operation of the like
-object on the external sensory, is <i>remembrance</i>; if it be sought after
-by the mind, and with pain and endeavor found, and brought again in
-view, it is <i>recollection</i>; if it be held there long under
-consideration, it is <i>contemplation</i>; when ideas float in our mind
-without any recollection or regard of the understanding, it is that
-which the French call <i>reverie</i>; our language has scarce a word for it.
-When the ideas that offer themselves (for, as I have observed, while we
-are awake, there will always be a train of ideas succeeding one another
-in our minds) are taken notice of, and, as it were, registered in the
-memory, it is <i>attention</i>; when the mind, with great earnestness, and of
-choice, fixes its view on any idea, considers it on all sides, and will
-not be called off by the ordinary solicitations of other ideas, it is
-what we call intention or study. <i>Sleep</i> without dreaming is rest from
-all these; and dreaming itself, is the having of ideas (while the
-outward senses are stopped, so that they receive not outward objects
-with their usual quickness) in the mind, not suggested by any external
-objects, or known occasion, nor under any choice or conduct of the
-understanding at all, and whether that which we call <i>ecstasy</i>, be not
-dreaming with the eyes open, I leave to be examined."</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p><p>We often converse with a dead or absent friend, in our dreams, without
-remembering that the grave or the ocean is between us. We float, like a
-feather, or fly like a bird, upon the wind, one moment in New York, and
-the next in Melbourne, without reflecting that the laws of nature are
-suspended, or inquiring how the scene could have been so suddenly
-shifted. We accommodate ourselves to every event, however romantic,
-impossible, unreasonable, extravagant and absurd.</p>
-
-<p>We also dream awake, which dreams may be called <i>reveries</i> or
-<i>waking-dreams</i>, and they are sometimes as chimerical, and impossible to
-be realized, as our sleep dreams. Many fabulous stories of apparitions,
-magic, and apparent miracles, owe their origin to some form of dream.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Superstitions</i></h2>
-
-<p class="center"><i>Superstition has done more harm than war, famine and pestilence.</i></p>
-
-<p>It has been said that all men are tainted with superstition, in greater
-or less degree, and that they are credulous from the cradle to the
-grave. We may be particularly strong on Friday, on the thirteenth, on
-walking under a ladder, and other foolish superstitions which have
-thousands of times been exposed, yet we find ourselves weak on something
-else equally absurd. We are credulous because we are naturally sincere,
-which indicates that superstitious belief proceeds from honorable
-principles. All men have a strong attraction to truth, and the man who
-is the most deceitful is usually the most disposed to belief that other
-men respect truth. And thus, before rejecting the statements of others,
-we usually require to detect something in them which is not in accord
-with our previous knowledge, unless, perchance, we have cause to suspect
-a design to deceive us. Credulity is, <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>therefore, natural, in part, and
-it is also the result of the faulty education that we have received from
-our distant ancestors.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps many of the superstitions owe their origin to religion. If
-people had not been taught about devils, hells, miracles and other
-mysteries, they would not be so susceptible to other beliefs equally absurd.</p>
-
-<p>It is commonly known that gamblers are very superstitious, but fashions
-change with them as they do with everything else; for, where
-unsuccessful gamblers used formerly to make a knot in their linen, to
-change their luck, they now content themselves with changing their
-chairs, and performing other silly things which some successful gamester
-has lately done. And so with other superstitious persons. As a security
-against cowardice, it was once only necessary to wear a pin plucked from
-the winding sheet of a corpse; now, all one needs is to rub the back of
-a hunchback. To insure a prosperous accouchement to your wife, you once
-had to tie her girdle to a bell and ring it three times, while now all
-that is necessary is to see the new moon over your right shoulder and
-wish. To get rid of warts, you were to fold up in a rag as many peas as
-you had warts, and throw them into the highroad, when the unlucky person
-who picked them up<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span> became your substitute; but now, they may be cured
-by finding a pin, head toward you. To cure a tooth-ache you had to
-solicit alms in honor of St. Lawrence, but in these enlightened times it
-can be done by staring at a horseshoe over the door. And so on, <i>ad
-infinitum</i> do we find the superstitions, like the fashions, ever changing.</p>
-
-<p>The birth of science was the death of superstition, said Huxley; but,
-alas, it is a slow and painful death. But, science is only half born as
-yet, and that is why superstition is only half dead.</p>
-
-<p>P. T. Barnum was known as the prince of humbuggers, yet few men have
-ever lived who had a keener insight into human nature. He knew the human
-heart, he knew its weaknesses, and he knew how to profit by his knowledge.</p>
-
-<p>The gullibility of the public is shown in various ways: first, by the
-prosperity of the palmists, astrologers and mediums; second, by the
-success of all get-rich-quick enterprises; third, by the crowds who
-patronize the street fakirs who sell articles which nobody can operate
-but themselves; and fourth, by the apparent success of certain officials
-who operate through their press agents.</p>
-
-<p>Palmistry, graphology, physiognomy, phrenology, clairvoyancy,
-chirognomancy, and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span> other "sciences," have not yet been accepted by
-the powers that be, fortunately, as an infallible detector of crime.
-Very few, indeed, of the believers in these isms and ologies would care
-to have their fate in court determined by experts in one or more of
-these theories. Only a few hundred years ago, persons were tried and
-convicted of witchcraft by the same sort of "experts," and the result
-was that the accused had a very slight chance of acquittal.</p>
-
-<p>Most of our great men have had their illusions, delusions and
-superstitions, but that is no excuse for people of our times. Genius is
-always ill-balanced, in accordance with the law of compensation.
-Napoleon believed in the exploded theory of astrology, and he once said
-of a bright star, "It has never deserted me. I see it on every
-occurrence urging me onward; it is an unfailing omen of success." Oliver
-Cromwell says he saw the figure of a gigantic woman enter his chamber,
-who told him that he would become the greatest man in England. Sir
-Joshua Reynolds thought the lamps in his gardens were trees, and the
-women bushes, agitated by the breeze. Descartes thought he was followed
-by an invisible person, whose voice urged him to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span> continue his
-researches. Loyola, lying wounded after the siege of Pampeluna, imagined
-he saw the Virgin, who encouraged him to prosecute his mission. Pope
-thought he saw an army come through the walls of his home to inquire
-after his welfare. Goethe says that he once saw his exact counterpart
-coming towards him. Byron was also visited by ghosts, and Dr. Johnson
-thought he heard his mother's voice, though she was in a distant city.
-Swedenborg imagined that he could converse with departed spirits.
-Cellini was deterred from suicide by the apparition of a beautiful
-woman, and Nicolai was annoyed by various spirits, one of which had the
-appearance of a dead body. And when we remember that some of the world's
-greatest minds were deluded by the doctrines of witchcraft, alchemy,
-astrology, spiritualism, and kindred superstitions, now known to be
-false and silly, including the mighty search for the Philosopher's
-Stone, we should hesitate long before accepting any strange theory just
-because somebody else believed in it.</p>
-
-<p>ABRACADABRA was one of the names given to the Persian sun-god Mithra.
-This word was supposed to have magic powers to cure diseases, provided
-it was written in the form of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span> a magic triangle several times, as
-follows, and worn on the bosom for nine days:</p>
-
-<p class="center">ABRACADABRA<br />BRACADABR<br />RACADAB<br />ACADA<br />CAD<br />A</p>
-
-<p>Why is superstition so deep-rooted? Why do we cling to error so
-tenaciously? Why does every new, occult fad soon attract a host of
-followers? Let us see. First, there is a charm to everything that is
-extraordinary&mdash;we love the unusual, the different, the marvelous, the
-miraculous; second, we hate to see destroyed that which we love. Hence,
-the tendency to exaggeration, which is a consequence of it; and hence
-the regretful reluctance to have our dreams of wondrousness dispelled.
-Is there anything quite so unpleasant, when we have told a friend of
-some marvelous manifestation we had witnessed, as to have that friend
-prove to us that the manifestation was but a trick? Not only is our
-pride hurt, but our pet joy is spoiled; we had been hugging a sacred
-mystery, only to find it a delusion.</p>
-
-<p>That which we call mystery is unfinished<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span> knowledge&mdash;not complete
-ignorance. That which we call the supernatural is but the natural not
-yet understood, or only partly understood. We know a little of
-everything, but not everything of everything, nor even everything of any
-one thing. Science is only a mystery solved.</p>
-
-<p>A prevalent and dangerous form of credulity or enthusiasm is that which
-makes us extremists or faddists. A faddist is an extremist, and an
-extremist is a faddist. It is one thing to be so stubborn and
-old-fashioned that nothing new has any interest to us, and it is another
-to be so credulous and catholic that we seize every new theory with a
-mad enthusiasm. Every fad and delusion is founded on a truth, but the
-extremist sees in them more than a truth; his brain becomes a
-kaleidoscope, with numerous reflecting surfaces which reflect multifold
-imaginary pictures. From two or three simple truths, sprang an immense
-false system of astrology; from the simple truth that our temperaments
-and characters are more or less expressed upon our bodies, sprang some
-of the silly doctrines of palmistry and physiognomy; from the simple
-truth that every person has an individuality which is expressed in his
-apparel, his home and his manners, sprang the ridiculous theory of
-psychometry; from the simple truth that souls live beyond<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span> the grave,
-and that our imagination may picture those souls, sprang the untenable
-belief in ghosts, spirits and mediums; and from the simple fact that our
-pains and troubles are intensified by brooding over them, sprang the
-fallacy of Christian Science. Who would say that the Boston tea party
-<i>caused</i> the Revolutionary war, or that the firing on Fort Sumpter
-<i>caused</i> the "late unpleasantness"? The quarrel between Queen Anne and
-the Duchess of Marlborough over a pair of gloves did not cause the
-change of ministry and the following peace with Louis XIV, nor did the
-blood of Lucretia put an end to the kingly powers at Rome, as some say,
-and neither did the sight of Virginia terminate the decemviral power,
-nor did the view of Caesar's body and mantle enslave Rome. It seems to
-be that love of the marvellous, of the curious, of the strange, and of
-the impossible, that makes us ascribe great results to the most
-insignificant and isolated causes.</p>
-
-<p>There is a book entitled "Current Superstitions," which can be had in
-any library, that should cure any reasonable mind of superstition. It
-contains some thousands of superstitions common throughout the United
-States, and if a person were to believe in them all, that person could
-not live one day without violating a dozen or<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span> more that would involve
-him into fatal consequences. Fortunately, the superstitious person
-usually clings to only two or three, which are not bothersome, and he
-does not see the folly of them. Some superstitions seem harmless enough,
-such as, for example, the belief that holding an open umbrella over the
-head in the house is productive of bad luck, for who wants to do such a
-thing? or, that of walking under a ladder, for how many times in a
-lifetime does a person have occasion to avoid doing so? But all
-superstitions are harmful to the mind, and harmful in their influence
-upon others&mdash;particularly upon children. A man cannot successfully
-contend against an unknown enemy in the dark, and superstition
-pre-supposes that there is some unknown, relentless, all-powerful force
-at work, against God, Nature, common sense, and against the laws of the
-universe.</p>
-
-<p>There is an old story, but a well-authenticated one, which serves to
-illustrate the dangers of superstition. In Hamburg, in 1784, a singular
-accident occasioned the death of a young couple. The lady, going to the
-church of the Augustin Friars, knelt down near a Mausoleum, ornamented
-with divers figures in marble, among which was that of Death, armed with
-a scythe, and a small piece of the scythe being loose, fell<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span> on the hood
-of the lady's mantlet. On her return home, she mentioned the
-circumstances as a matter of indifference to her husband, who, being a
-credulous and superstitious man, cried out in a terrible panic, that it
-was a presage of the death of his dear wife. The same day he was seized
-with a violent fever, took to his bed and died. The disconsolate lady
-was so affected at the loss that she was taken ill and soon followed
-him. They were both interred in the same grave, and their inheritance,
-which was very considerable, fell to some distant relatives.</p>
-
-<p>Under the head of "Thirteen at Dinner," Edwards in "Words, Facts and
-Phrases" says: "The common superstition which makes it unlucky to have
-thirteen at dinner is no doubt a reference to the Last Supper of our
-Lord and his disciples, where thirteen were present and Judas was among
-them. He left first, and therefore the first of a party of thirteen to
-leave the table is the unlucky one." Perhaps this is correctly stated,
-but if so, how many persons now make the <i>dangerous</i> mistake of at once
-leaving a table as soon as they discover thirteen present! By leaving at
-once they hope to avert the evil, whereas they are rushing into it. What
-folly, either to leave the table or to remain at it, because of this
-superstition!</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span></p><p>The Thirteen Club of New York serves a useful mission. Composed of
-several hundred prominent people, it meets, discusses the folly of
-popular superstitions, exposes the fallacies of the supernatural, and
-breeds a healthy condition of the mind. They meet on Fridays, usually on
-the 13th of the month, they enter the clubrooms by passing under a
-ladder, the dues are multiples of thirteen, umbrellas are hung over
-every chair, salt is spilled on every table, and so on, in defiance of
-the laws of superstition.</p>
-
-<p>Those foolish persons who believe in the silly superstition "Thirteen at
-table, one of them sure to die," should remember that if there are
-fourteen at table, or more, the chances of one of them dying soon are
-much greater than if there were only thirteen, so that it is far safer
-to reduce the number to thirteen!</p>
-
-<p>Wonder is the effect of novelty upon ignorance, it is said, but the
-ignorant are not the only ones to wonder over novelty, and other things
-than novelty cause wonder, such as want of familiarity with common
-things met with every day. Knowledge is the cure of both ignorance and
-superstition, but of the love to wonder there appears to be no cure.</p>
-
-<p>The reason we are so quick to believe in the supernatural is that we are
-prone to discern in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span> it either good luck or bad luck&mdash;benefit or
-punishment. We are all governed by our passions&mdash;principally Hope and
-Fear, and nothing is more capable of creating those hopes and fears than
-unrestrained credulity concerning the mysterious.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody has doubtless seen those wonderful, supernatural mind-readers
-at Coney Island, who profess to be able to tell you your name. I
-listened to one of their dialogs recently, in which a young lady and her
-companion were amazed at having the magician look in their eyes and read
-there their true names, fully convinced of the supernatural powers of
-the operators. Guessing at how it was done, my friend and I strolled
-off, made a plan, returned, stopped in front of the camp, and began a
-conversation in which I addressed my friend as "William"&mdash;which was not
-his name at all&mdash;and he called me "Washington," to all of which the
-several fakirs were intently listening, though pretending not to. Just
-as they thought they had enough to work upon they approached us, and we
-yielded to their entreaties. We were ushered into the mystic chamber,
-there was some whispering among them, and then we were dramatically
-ordered to think intensely of our names, the chief fakir all the while
-glaring tragicly into my friend's eyes. "Ah, I has it," said he,
-gesticulating wildly,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span> "William!" he exclaimed, exultantly. "Wonderful!"
-was our reply. Devoting his attention to me, he appeared puzzled, but
-finally said: "You no think; I no get name, but I tell you something
-wonderful&mdash;I tell you what on your mind." "Very well," said I, "that
-will do." And then he put his greasy forefingers on my temples and
-cried, "You think you have some <i>washing done</i>!"</p>
-
-<p>If every spiritualist, astrologer, palmist, clairvoyant, mind reader and
-fortune teller were compelled by law to hang out a sign, "I am a
-professor of tricks, magic, sleight-of-hand, legerdemain, and
-tomfoolery; come in and match your wits against mine!" they would still
-have many customers; but, if everybody believed in signs, there would be
-no harm done. But perhaps the people would rather have it the other way,
-as it is, so that they can nurse the delusion that "Perhaps there may be
-something in it, after all."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Stage Tricks and Occultism</i></h2>
-
-<p>Stage tricks are usually harmless, except when played by fakirs who
-claim to be possessed of supernatural powers. There is a large variety
-of these, such as spiritualists, slate-writers, clairvoyants,
-telepathists and mind-readers, who perform ordinary stage tricks under
-the guise of occultism, and they deserve something more than mere
-exposure. Every operator has his or her own particular method of
-performing certain tricks, and it would be impossible to explain in a
-brief article how each is done; but it may be helpful to expose a few of
-the more common ones. All of these tricks may be accounted for as
-follows: Sleight-of-hand, confederacy, ingenious contrivance, or the
-application of some natural law, and most of the best tricks are
-performed with the aid of two or more of these. Had Hermann the Great,
-or Keller, been dishonest, they could almost have had the world at their
-feet, by maintaining that their tricks were done through spirit or
-physic force;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span> but they were honest enough to admit that all their feats
-were done by means of one or more of the devices just mentioned. There
-is no slate-writing trick, or materialization, or mind-reading
-exhibition, that they could not have duplicated, or even excelled; in
-fact, they did actually duplicate and expose most of them. Had they
-claimed that spirits or devils, aided them, a majority of the people
-would probably have believed it without question. Perhaps one reason why
-more mediums, and such, are not exposed and arrested, is because there
-is something grew-some and awe-inspiring in the thought that possibly
-the on-looker is in the presence of the inhabitants of another world;
-or, perhaps the feeling of sadness, or of the sacredness of the
-occasion, shuts off all sentiments of revenge, however doubtful he may
-be of the genuineness of the exhibition. The fact that one by one
-practically all the great mediums have been exposed, seems to make no
-difference, because in our anxiety to learn if there is not some
-possible way to get news of the departed loved ones, we reason that
-because one, or a dozen, imposters have been exposed, this particular
-one may be genuine, and that there may possibly be something in it after all.</p>
-
-<p>Why is it that so many are willing to attribute<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span> occult powers to all
-magicians who perform inexplicable tricks? There is scarcely a person
-who cannot do one or more card tricks which will puzzle the most astute
-observer, but we do not marvel because we know that they are merely
-tricks; but let the trickster once announce that he is a mind-reader or
-a hypnotist, and three out of every five will accept the statement as
-truth and not seek further to disprove it. Thus, we are taught that
-credulity is a disease with which most persons are afflicted, and that
-it is very easy to fool the best of us. Those who are so weak as to
-accept every mystery as a manifestation of supernatural power, should
-obtain one of the many books which can be had at any library, and make a
-study of the art of legerdemain. Then, when attending a spiritualistic
-seance, or a slate-writing exposition, the student will be able readily
-to detect the fraud and to duplicate it for the amusement of his own friends.</p>
-
-<p>If every investigator would, before going to a seance, buy one or more
-of the books, which are on sale at every bookstore, showing how the
-various stage tricks are done, there would not be many spiritualists in
-the world. These books sharpen the wits, and while they may not give the
-precise methods adopted by the medium to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span> be visited, they will show how
-easy it is to deceive the eye and to fool the best of us.</p>
-
-<p>Much has been said of the wonderful tricks of the fakirs in India,
-particularly of the Great Mango Trick, and all kinds of supernatural
-powers have been ascribed to these clever people. In these exhibitions,
-the fakirs take a seed and a pile of sand, and make a Mango tree grow,
-in a few minutes, to the height of three or four feet. The secret lies
-in the fact that the leaves and twigs of the Mango are such that they
-can be folded into a very small compass and rolled up within the hollow
-seed, so that when they are unrolled they do not show the slightest
-crease. The fakir covers the whole with a cloth, and operates beneath
-it, piling the dirt around it, and exhibiting the building tree
-occasionally to his astonished audience. Baldwin, "The White Mahatma,"
-has exposed this and many others of the Indian tricks, in his book, "The
-Secrets of Mahatma Land Explained."</p>
-
-<p>Slate-writing tricks are done in a hundred different ways. Some
-operators carry a tiny point of pencil under their thumb nail, some have
-chemical compounds which render writing invisible until heated, or
-moistened, and some have duplicate slates. The messages they write are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
-obtained in various ways, often by means of accomplices, and still
-oftener by guess-work.</p>
-
-<p>Some mediums have a regular detective force who make it a business to
-get acquainted with all susceptible persons, or prospective customers,
-and after getting a history of these persons, they convey it to the
-medium, who only has to await the coming of the victims to be able to
-make startling revelations.</p>
-
-<p>The mind readers also operate largely by means of confederates, and most
-of the theatrical performers have clever trappings. One of these was
-exposed recently in a Long Island village, when it was discovered that
-the operator had several telephone wires running under the floor of the
-theatre, from the rear of the stage. In another instance, it was found
-that the sheets of cardboard, which were passed around for the audience
-to rest their papers upon, were sensitized so that when they were
-collected and subjected to chemical treatment they would make visible
-the writing that had been done over them. The questions asked were
-communicated to the operator by an accomplice in the wings. Another
-method, adopted by those who claim to read the numbers in watch cases,
-and to tell the numbers on banknotes, is that of a code of signals sent
-to the operator by a confederate in the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>audience. These codes are
-sometimes composed of words, and sometimes of gestures and signals.</p>
-
-<p>One noted spiritualist claimed to be able to put the subject under a
-spirit influence and give him superhuman strength. For instance, the
-subject would support his feet on two little stools, and his hands upon
-two others, each pair of stools being about five feet apart, and he
-would then arch his body upward, in the form of a bridge. A heavy anvil
-was then placed upon his abdomen, and the operator would take a huge
-sledge hammer and beat a piece of red hot iron into a horseshoe. This
-was only an experiment in inertia, and the heavy blows were hardly felt
-by the man below, the effect of them being almost absorbed by the large
-mass of iron. It was also noticed that when heavy weights were lifted at
-arm's length, they were so arranged as to lie along the forearm, this
-position being more graceful and about fifty per cent. easier. Leather
-straps were broken around the chest, and this was done by means of a
-sharp tongue to the buckle, filed to an edge, which cut the strap with
-slight pressure. (The audience eagerly examined the strap in advance,
-but never thought of examining the buckle.) Heavy Jack-chains were also
-broken by the subject, but these chains all contained one weak link, of
-unwelded soft iron,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span> which would stretch out when pulled in a certain
-direction. Pennies were broken with ease, but these were, of course,
-prepared in advance, by placing them in a vice and working them back and
-forth many times until they became soft in the middle.</p>
-
-<p>Innumerable tricks are done by means of cans and other vessels
-containing false bottoms, or several compartments, and every stage where
-magicians perform contains various trap doors in the floor, mirrors, and
-other illusions. A modern scheme is to have two rows of blinding lights,
-before a black background, so that the audience cannot see the
-machinery. By this contrivance, figures on the stage are made to float
-in the air, and to do all kinds of apparently impossible things. One
-familiar performance has a man at a piano rise in air and revolve
-rapidly, all in full view&mdash;apparently&mdash;of the audience, and another
-makes a lady dance in midair, and take gigantic strides at enormous
-speed. These tricks are done by means of machinery, concealed from view
-by optical illusions, the lady having an iron belt about her waist which
-connects with the hidden machinery in the rear.</p>
-
-<p>Another familiar trick is the appearance and disappearance of a person
-into or from a box, basket, coffin, and so on, also in full view of the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
-audience. It will usually be observed that these are placed near to the
-back curtain, where it is easy for a person to enter or exit through a
-secret opening, but sometimes it is done through a trapdoor in the
-floor. Once I had the pleasure of assisting Hermann the Great at
-"Hermann's Theatre" on Broadway, since burned down. I went to his
-dressing room before the performance, and he gave me a tiny rabbit which
-I concealed in my ulster pocket, and at the same time several other
-confederates were given "props," such as silk hats, in which omelets
-were afterwards made, and handkerchiefs with red moons in the center,
-and red handkerchiefs with white moons, which were afterwards used in
-the performance by Hermann who cut a circle out of the middle of a white
-handkerchief and one from a red handkerchief, and afterwards produced
-out of the audience the handkerchiefs aforesaid, much to the wonderment
-of the audience. The rabbit I held was the counterpart of another which
-Hermann shot from a pistol on the stage, and which was afterwards found
-in my pocket, much to my apparent chagrin.</p>
-
-<p>The art of magic, while by no means a lost art, is not so popular now as
-formerly, yet it still has a firm hold on human credulity. As Barnum
-used to say, "The people love to be <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>humbugged." Inborn in us is that
-love of the marvelous which caused our ancestors to believe in
-astrology, sorcery and witchcraft. The stage magician is well aware of
-this, and as the old tricks become familiar to their audiences, they
-soon discover new methods to satisfy this natural propensity to crave
-mystery. Some good folks say that all magic is bad, in that it is deceit
-and treachery; but this seems rather a lame argument when it is
-remembered that the magician practically tells his audience that he is
-going to fool them, and that he is merely matching his dexterity against
-their quickness of perception. The real harm and danger comes of the
-modern tricks of magic, in which the magician pretends that he is
-possessed of some supernatural powers, such as spiritualistic
-manifestations, clairvoyance, mind reading, slate-writing, etc. If the
-real truth were known, these charlatans probably reason thus: "We are
-magicians, the people love to be mystified, we can no longer entertain
-them with the old tricks, they are ever ready to believe that which they
-cannot understand, the supernatural is always entertaining; and since we
-must make a living some how, we will perform our tricks and claim that
-they are of supernatural origin." There is some logic in this view, from
-their viewpoint, but from the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span> standpoint of us who see the danger in,
-and who are trying to destroy, superstition, it is a practice that
-should be suppressed.</p>
-
-<p>In the introduction to Barnum's "Humbugs of the World," the great
-showman says, "I once travelled through the Southern States in company
-with a magician. The first day in each town he astonished his auditors
-with his deceptions. He then announced that on the following day he
-would show how each trick was performed, and how every man might thus
-become a magician. That expose spoiled the legerdemain market on that
-particular route, for several years. So, if we could have a full
-exposure of the tricks of trade of all sorts, of humbugs and deceivers
-of past times&mdash;religious, political, financial, scientific, quackish and
-so forth&mdash;we might perhaps look for a somewhat wiser generation to
-follow us."</p>
-
-<p>Thus, we could go on at great length to show how easy it is to deceive
-people. It is one of the easiest things in the world to make up tricks
-to fool the best of us, and all operators in occult or physic phenomena
-know it. "Am I not to believe what I see with my own eyes, and hear with
-my own ears?" they all say,&mdash;at least ALL who <i>want</i> to be convinced.
-The answer is, "No, you are not."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Ghosts</i></h2>
-
-<p>One by one the great superstitions of the world are slowly but surely
-disappearing. It was not long ago when we, in this new country of
-enlightenment, believed in <i>witchcraft</i>, and were burning witches at the
-stake; but now it would take a long hunt to find a man, woman or child
-who believed in that horrible and disastrous superstition. The same is
-almost true of "<i>Ghosts</i>," for that word is now used more in jest than
-in earnest; but to believe in "<i>apparitions</i>" is not altogether of past
-centuries, for there are still many who cling to the delusion of
-supernatural appearances. The modern way of putting it is "<i>Spirits</i>."</p>
-
-<p>Authors, poets and dramatists of all ages, sacred and profane, have made
-endless allusions to supernatural appearances, not only because <i>ghosts</i>
-are convenient and entertaining characters to introduce, not only
-because writers naturally tried to reflect the beliefs of the periods of
-which they wrote, but because they could make a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span> deeper impression on
-the minds of a superstitious world. Shakespeare makes fine use of the
-Ghost in Hamlet and in Macbeth, just as Goethe does of Mephistopheles in
-Faust. Not only is fiction and the drama full of Ghosts, but there are
-hundreds of volumes in the libraries giving serious, and apparently
-"well-authenticated" cases of supernatural appearances. Mrs. Crowe's
-"Nightside of Nature" is probably the classic of this line of
-literature&mdash;at least, it appears to be quoted more than any other. The
-author of Robinson Crusoe wrote "An Essay on the History and Reality of
-Apparitions; being an account of what they are and what they are not,
-when they come and when they come not; as also how we may distinguish
-between apparitions of Good and Evil Spirits, and how we ought to behave
-to them; with a variety of surprising and diverting examples never
-published before."</p>
-
-<p>I have frequently been asked by believing friends, "How do you account
-for this?"&mdash;following with, perchance, an elaborate account of what the
-aunt's mother's sister's nephew once saw. My answer has always been, and
-still is, to those friends, to Mrs. Crowe, Daniel DeFoe and all others,
-"I cannot account for what somebody else saw, says he saw, or thinks he
-saw;<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span> but let me see it and I will guarantee to give you a reasonable
-explanation." John Ruskin says somewhere that the greatest thing in this
-world is to see something and to be able to tell simply and accurately
-just what you saw, <i>and nothing else</i>. There is the secret! I remember
-the first time I saw Hermann the Great, and how I went home and told
-everybody about the wonderful trick he had performed. Of course, nobody
-could tell me how it was done, for, from the way I described it, it was
-an impossibility. Sometime later I had occasion to meet Mr. Hermann in
-his dressing room, and I then learned how the trick was done. How
-simple! I had been duped and deceived. My eyes had not seen aright. How
-different was the story I had told, from the story Hermann told!</p>
-
-<p>I have often thought, if Hermann had been in the <i>Ghost</i> business, what
-harm could he not have done!</p>
-
-<p>We all know what becomes of the bodies and clothing of the dead. Of this
-there can be no doubt. What becomes of the soul, the spirit, nobody
-knows. Assuming that this does not die, which seems probable, we know
-that it cannot again live within the same body and apparel, for that is
-destroyed. To assume that the spirit procures a new and similar body and
-clothing, is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span> to assume the existence of material, physical matter in
-the spiritual world. Does it not require quite a stretch of a
-sacrilegious imagination to picture a clothing factory in the spiritual
-world? And yet, we are told that ghosts appear "in the very clothes they
-used to wear." Mrs. Bargrave "took hold of Mrs. Veal's gown several
-times" and recognized the velvet. (Drelincourt on Death, 1700). We are
-also told of "rustling of silk," "creaking of shoes" and "sounds of
-footsteps" (Footfalls on the Boundary of Another World, Owen).</p>
-
-<p>Even the voice is recognized, although the various organs that produced
-the original voice on earth have long since perished. We all seem to
-have a notion that ghosts should be light, thin and airy, but, it seems,
-there must be fat <i>ghosts</i>, too. I remember at least one fat ghost, for
-I yanked it into my lap in the middle of a highly interesting seance at
-Mrs. Calder's, a famous <i>Ghost</i> producer who once thrived in New York.
-The ghost was alleged to be a famous Plymouth church preacher whose name
-is too revered to be mentioned in this connection.</p>
-
-<p>Some Ghosts have even appeared in iron armour, and some with walking
-sticks, swords or shovels. People have heard, seen and felt all<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
-these&mdash;the word <i>felt</i> might be used in a double sense here, because one
-vicious <i>ghost</i> is said to have delighted in thumping his hosts with a
-cane&mdash;so it can be assumed that such material things as clothing, armour
-and canes are to be had in the other world. And yet, <i>ghosts</i> are
-transparent! You can see right through them. They disappear through a
-stone wall, through a carpeted, oaken floor, and through a locked and
-bolted door. You can shoot at them, run them through with a sword, and
-you touch nothing.</p>
-
-<p>Again, the same <i>Ghost</i> frequently appears in many places at one and the
-same time. DeFoe tells of the burglars who found the same <i>ghost</i> in a
-chair in every room in the house at the same moment. Still again, we
-have "well-authenticated" cases of beggar Ghosts in rags, of one-armed
-Ghosts, beheaded Ghosts, blind Ghosts, hungry Ghosts, thirsty Ghosts,
-worried, tormented and unhappy Ghosts, and wicked, revengeful Ghosts.
-Is, then, the spirit world (heaven), no improvement on our own world?
-Mr. Kardec once asserted that we are surrounded by "myriads of
-spirits&mdash;good, bad and indifferent," which quite alarmed the author of
-"Mary Jane," who feared accidents might happen among such a crowd of
-<i>spirits</i>. Mr. Baker,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span> it was, who set the author at ease, by explaining
-that "the <i>spirits</i> can walk through one another and not feel it."</p>
-
-<p>It is a wonder that, in a world so full of humbuggers,
-get-rich-quicksters, fakirs and delusionists, greater effort has been
-made to profit by the greatest of all passions. For every human weakness
-we have a gold seeker, be it a Barnum, Munyon, a Lydia Pinkham, a 520%
-Miller, a Dowie, a Dis de Bar, or a Sister Fox. Some want to be tall,
-some short, some fat, some thin, some rich, some healthy, some
-beautiful, etc., etc., and there is always an army of fakirs, honest,
-semi-honest and otherwise, ready to make them so for a monetary
-consideration payable in advance. But, the greatest distress, the
-greatest passion, the greatest longing and yearning, is for the dead.
-What a tremendous army is the army of the mourners! What a gold mine to
-the man who can bring the mourner and the departed together! <i>Ghost</i>
-makers do not necessarily mean to defraud, nor do they always perform
-for money. There are good and bad, as in all else, and they sometimes
-fool themselves in their efforts to fool others. The <i>Imagination</i> is a
-wonderful organism. It is the greatest machine on earth, because it can
-do the greatest things. But,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span> beware of it&mdash;it is not to be trusted; it
-will expand your credulity, undermine your reason, and give you a taste
-of the delirium tremens&mdash;which makes you see things!</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Strikes, Profiteering and the High<br />Cost of Living</i></h2>
-
-<p class="center"><i>Being an Argument in Favor of Industrialized Government</i></p>
-
-<h3>PART I.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">THE A. B. C. OF POLITICAL ECONOMY.</p>
-
-<p class="center">(<i>Simplified for the Uninitiated.</i>)</p>
-
-<p>The one great desire uppermost in the minds of men is to get the
-greatest good from the earth, the source of all wealth, with the least
-possible labor and effort. In the so-doing, both experience and reason
-teach that economy is the watchword. It is the life blood of
-civilization&mdash;the essence of industrial prosperity. The basis of all
-philosophy is "I want," and in the pursuit of happiness and contentment,
-economy must be the watchword.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>WASTE.</p>
-
-<p>The destruction of the smallest useful atom is an injury to every living
-person; and the more useful the atom, the greater the injury. A great
-fire, a flood, a devastating cyclone, is not only a calamity to those
-immediately affected, but it is a universal loss; for, the great human
-family is just so much poorer, the world's progress has been retarded,
-and our onward march toward the perfect civilization has been checked.
-Likewise, every stroke of labor that does not go toward making the world
-better or richer is wasted energy. The man who insists on making shoes,
-or raising wheat, or digging coal, when he is mentally, physically and
-by nature ill-adapted to that calling, is a drone and a burden upon
-society. He is wasting energy and impeding the general progress, because
-he is doing something which others could do better or quicker, and he is
-therefore the cause of misplacing two persons in unproductive and
-unnatural callings.</p>
-
-<p>MACHINES.</p>
-
-<p>The labor saving machine is the personification of economy. It, and all
-great inventions, are welcomed by civilization as great economizers of
-the world's work. It is wasted energy for man<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span> to do by hand that which
-a machine can do as well and in less time. The machine economizes
-production and therefore lightens and lessens the toil of the human
-family. Ten men in a shop or industry, each assigned to that branch of
-the business to which he is best adapted, form a combination for economy
-identical with a machine. If a linotype machine, operated by one man,
-can do the work of say five type-setters, the world is richer to the
-extent of about what four men could create in other
-vocations,&mdash;allowances being made for the labor required to make the
-machine itself.</p>
-
-<p>DEPENDENCE.</p>
-
-<p>A person can no longer make his own hat, coat, shoes and house, and
-raise his own vegetables, as Crusoe did. Ten thousand men are
-co-operating to give him his shoes alone. There are the men who kill the
-animal which provides the hide, the men who carry it to the jobber, the
-men who strip it, the men who cure and tan it, the men who pack it, load
-it on the trucks, put it on the cars, unload it, carry it to the leather
-merchant, and the innumerable clerks, bookkeepers, advertisers and
-stenographers who help sell it to the shoe manufacturer, the additional<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
-transportation, the endless variety of hands it passes through in the
-factory, and the countless hands that handle the finished shoe before it
-reaches the consumer; and then,&mdash;the telegraph's part in the manufacture
-or sale or transportation of that shoe, and the mails and the
-advertising, each employing thousands. Even the linen thread used in the
-shoe has a similar history; likewise the pegs, the needles, the
-machines, the cloth lining and the metal eyelets. And the shoe is a
-small part of a man's necessaries. What does all this show? The
-inter-dependence of men, one upon the other.</p>
-
-<p>CO-OPERATION.</p>
-
-<p>We have come to that stage of human progress when we could not return to
-the Crusoe method if we desired. We must depend upon our brothers in
-distant parts. A vast industrial machine has been created, of which each
-member of the human family forms a part. A must look to B for his shoes,
-B must look to C for his meat, C must look to D for his coal, and all
-must look to one another for every needed thing. Even the savages in
-distant lands are at work procuring ivory and other commodities for us
-while we are creating suitable articles for them, and thus the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span> human
-family are co-operating together for the common good.</p>
-
-<p>If this system of co-operation or trade is not interfered with by
-unnatural and artificial devices, every man will sooner or later find
-his level and bend his energies in that calling to which he is best
-fitted by nature, education, training, and environment. A natural law is
-at work. To interfere with it is to divert commerce from its natural
-channels and cause friction in the great industrial machine. The machine
-needs no oiling or mending; it simply requires direction. It develops,
-expands and lubricates as it runs. It is not revolution that wears out a
-machine; it is friction.</p>
-
-<p>COMBINATION.</p>
-
-<p>Two or more persons can enjoy the heat of one stove, or the light of one
-lamp, or the shelter of one roof, as well as one person, and without
-depriving anyone of an equal quantity thereof. A printer can produce
-1,000 circulars with but little more cost than 50. A truck or car can
-carry tons with but little more expense than pounds. Two fish can be
-fried in one pan as well as one. A professor can teach a class of 500 as
-well as of five. Hence the advantages of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span> combination and co-operation,
-and hence the uneconomy of individual isolation. How much wiser for
-Crusoe to take Friday in his household and divide their labors, each
-doing that which best suits him, using,&mdash;so to speak&mdash;only one stove,
-one lamp and one frying-pan.</p>
-
-<p>Suppose at Christmas a man has 100 presents to distribute in various
-localities. A messenger for each of the 100 presents would mean an
-expense of say $50 and much wasted energy. A single messenger could so
-systemize the work, by mapping out the shortest routes, that he could
-accomplish the work in far less time, comparatively, than the 100
-messengers, and his bill would be only about $5. Now, suppose the man
-should ascertain that each of his 199 neighbors in the block also had
-100 presents to deliver. That would make 20,000 presents in all. If each
-man should employ a separate messenger it would cost about $1,000. One
-messenger would go to First street and leave a package (little knowing
-that another messenger was to deliver a package at perhaps the very next
-door), thence to&mdash;say Nineteenth street, thence to a distant section of
-the city, thence to still another district, and so on. Each of the 200
-messengers would have the same long journey to make, wearing out his
-shoe leather, making the cars do <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>useless work, and wearing and wasting
-his own energy. But suppose the 200 neighbors should combine and
-co-operate. They would soon find that about five messengers could
-deliver their 20,000 presents in about the same time that 200 could;
-and, at $5 each, or $25 in all, with a saving of $975 to themselves.
-Mapping out the city in five districts and assigning one messenger to
-each, they would probably find that many presents were to be delivered
-in adjoining houses, and some to different residents of the same house.
-Witness the many steps that have been saved, and the time, and the labor
-of 95 men who have thus been freed to work in some productive vocation.</p>
-
-<p>Method and system are parents of economy. They allay waste, eliminate
-useless labor, and lighten and lessen the toil of the human family.</p>
-
-<p>ANOTHER ILLUSTRATION.</p>
-
-<p>Some morning at break of dawn witness the confusion in the simple
-industry of delivering milk. A wagon rattles up to your door and leaves
-a bottle of milk. It clatters down the street and leaves a bottle to a
-neighbor in the next block. Then it turns down the avenue and leaves a
-bottle several blocks away, and thence<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span> perhaps to a distant section.
-But watch, and you behold another wagon coming. It stops at the next
-house to yours and deposits a bottle on the window-sill, then dashes
-down the block and leaves a bottle at some distant house, then to a
-house perhaps several blocks away, and so on until it has covered, in
-spots, a large territory. Soon, a third wagon appears and leaves a
-bottle at the second house from yours, and then dashes away to distant
-parts to cover its route.</p>
-
-<p>And so on until nearly 200 different wagons, or grocer clerks, have
-visited the 200 houses in your block to deliver 200 separate bottle of
-milk. In every block the same scene is being enacted. Remember that
-every employer has horses, wagons, harness, drivers, a store, books, a
-cashier, advertising, fuel, light, and a plant to maintain.</p>
-
-<p><a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a>Now compare the unsystemized milk delivery with the scientific,
-methodical system of delivering the mail. The letter-carrier leaves a
-letter or paper at your door, hurries on to the next house, then to the
-next and the next; then, he does likewise on the other side of the
-street until nearly every house in the block is visited; then he
-proceeds to the next block and continues his systematic, economical
-labors; and so on until<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span> he approaches the line where another carrier
-has been doing likewise in the adjoining district.</p>
-
-<p>Suppose mail should be delivered in the unorganized, unmethodic manner
-that milk is delivered; it would require many times as many carriers to
-do it, and this additional work would be just as useless and wasteful to
-the world as if they were employed to dig holes in the earth only to
-fill them up again. If the milk business were to be organized similar to
-the letter-carrying business what an enormous amount of wasted energy
-and labor would be saved. What an immense amount of useful and
-wealth-creating work could those now useless extra milkmen perform in
-other callings.</p>
-
-<p>THE FUTURE.</p>
-
-<p>The question is asked: Will all of the milk dealers one day combine and
-form a Trust? And should they? My answer is, Yes. Competition will
-perhaps drive them to it; but if it does not, some day they will see the
-advantages and benefits of such a combination and they will wisely
-follow the example of the oil and steel magnates. If they never see it,
-then some of the larger and wiser milk dealers will, and they will
-perhaps enlist sufficient capital to control the market by buying up the
-milk supply at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span> farms, thus driving the smaller dealers out of the
-business or into the Trust.</p>
-
-<p>What is true in the milk business is also true of nearly every other
-similar business, and that is the condition which this country has to
-face in the near future.</p>
-
-<p>PARTNERSHIP.</p>
-
-<p>A is engaged in the manufacture of shoes. B is a rival. They sell a
-certain shoe for $3. Each has a separate plant to maintain; a
-bookkeeper; a delivery wagon; and fuel, light, rent and advertising
-bills to pay. After a while A and B form a partnership under one roof,
-with only one delivery wagon, one bookkeeper, etc. With this great
-saving in expenses they find that they can produce as many shoes with
-the one enlarged plant as the two old plants produced and at much less
-cost. They can now pay a little higher wages, make a little more profit
-and still reduce the price of their shoes to, say, $2.90. C now comes to
-town and opens a rival establishment. He has difficulty in producing as
-good a shoe for $2.90 as does the firm of A &amp; B, but he competes for a
-while until D comes to town and starts another shoe factory. Then C and
-D join their plants into one and the two firms go on competing, each
-spending large sums in advertising,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span> etc. Finally they all get together
-and combine the several plants into one. They build an extension on A
-and B's building and move C and D's machinery therein. The new firm of
-A, B, C &amp; D now have a large plant. Where formerly the individual
-manufacturers employed say six bookkeepers, they can now get along with
-but two. Where they once had ten delivery wagons they now require but
-two or three, because of the systemized routes mapped out. Instead of
-each manufacturer spending $10,000 a year for advertising, or $40,000 in
-all, the new firm now spends only say $15,000. The saving and economy is
-so great in nearly everything, that they can now pay still higher wages,
-make still greater profit and sell their shoes for perhaps $2.75&mdash;if
-they want to. Thus everybody is benefited by the enlarged partnership
-except those who have been thrown out of employment, and they shall
-presently be taken care of as we proceed.</p>
-
-<p>Now, if four men by combining and forming a partnership can reduce the
-price of shoes from $3.00 to $2.75 and pay higher wages and make more
-profit than if they were operating separate plants, how great must be
-the advantages of 100 or 1,000 men and plants combining into a
-partnership. This would be a Trust. If two men can use the light of one
-lamp or the heat of one<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span> radiator without one depriving the other of any
-light and heat, so can 100 men do likewise, provided there is enough
-light and heat to go around, and on this simple principle is the great
-Trust founded. It economizes; it eliminates useless energy; it allays
-waste; it saves. Our letters are delivered by the Trust system; our milk
-is delivered by the old system of individual enterprise and is
-inconsistent with modern civilization.</p>
-
-<p>ORGANIZATION.</p>
-
-<p>If the industries were not organized, if Trusts and Combinations were
-unknown, if there were no corporations and no partnerships and
-everything was carried on by individual units, what would be our
-industrial condition? What an enormous amount of waste would there be
-and what a colossal volume of extra work would the human family have to
-perform to produce what we now have!</p>
-
-<p>Organization is the key-note of the century. "Individual Enterprise" is
-a relic of past ages. A partnership of two or more is organization on a
-small scale. A corporation is practically a combination of two or more
-partnerships, or an enlarged legalized partnership. A Trust then is
-simply an organization of several smaller organizations. The greater and
-more perfect the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>organization, the greater the economy. The greater the
-economy the lower will be the cost of production, and the smaller will
-be the amount of work to be performed and, likewise, the cheaper will be
-the article&mdash;if! (See later).</p>
-
-<p>ADVERTISING.</p>
-
-<p>Most advertising is wasted energy. One of its purposes is to take trade
-from another and bring it to itself,&mdash;a snare set by A to attract B's
-customers. It creates nothing, and is only useful as a means of
-communication or notification, and it imposes an unnecessarily heavy
-burden upon the human family. While it does give employment, it is not
-much more useful employment than the hiring of men to shovel dirt into
-the river and then hiring them to shovel it out again. If employment is
-all we seek, why not tear down the public buildings and then hire men to
-build them up again? (The question of employment for labor will be dealt
-with elsewhere.)</p>
-
-<p>This illustration is not intended to discourage advertising, for
-advertising has its uses, and under present conditions is almost
-synonymous with success. But suppose, for example, there were 100
-telephone companies in New York instead of one. The competition would be
-bitter. Prices would come down to the lowest <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>competitive margin. But,
-as prices and profits came down, so would wages. The rivalry would
-encourage dishonesty, hatred and envy, and result in various
-impositions, such as compelling every subscriber to have several
-'phones.</p>
-
-<p>Each company would have the expense of maintaining a separate plant,
-with its small army of employees, and wires strung over the city like a
-mosquito netting, and each would be spending large sums in advertising
-which would finally be paid by the consumers.</p>
-
-<p>Now, contrast this unorganized confusion with the present single system
-with its one small advertising bill to pay, one system of wires, one set
-of canvassers and other employees, one engine room, one president, etc.
-Has not the burden of the world's work been lightened and lessened by
-this combination and organization?</p>
-
-<p>THE WORLD'S WORK.</p>
-
-<p>Given a population of 80,000,000 of which say 20,000,000 are working
-people, and given a certain amount of work required to provide the
-80,000,000 people with food, clothes, shelter and the numerous minor
-conveniences,&mdash;how many hours a day must these 20,000,000 working-people
-labor to produce what we now produce, under the old unorganized system
-of individual<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span> enterprise? If there were 100 telephone companies in New
-York instead of one, here at once we require about ten times as many men
-in this single industry as are now required, and these hundreds of
-thousands of men required to operate the 100 telephone companies must be
-taken away from other industries. And so on, throughout all the trades,
-professions, factories and industries.</p>
-
-<p>If the average day's work is now ten hours, and all those who want to
-work are now employed, and only one-half of the industries are now
-organized into Trusts, what would be the result if all the other
-industries were organized into Trusts? First, there would not be so much
-work to do, owing to the great saving and economy of combination as
-before explained; and second, several hundred thousand workers who are
-now employed would be thrown out of employment. Here we arrive at an
-apparent obstacle. One of two things must be done; either the great
-unemployed must leave the country, or be supported in idleness, or die
-of starvation, or, <i>the hours of work must be reduced</i>! If 20,000,000
-can do the required work, working ten hours a day, with half the
-industries unorganized, and if organization (Trusts) would throw say
-5,000,000 out of employment, then we must <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span><i>reduce the hours of daily
-work</i> so as to give the 5,000,000 employment!</p>
-
-<p>If the hours were reduced to say six, the remaining 15,000,000 could not
-do all the work in that time, and the 5,000,000 unemployed must be
-called in to help. A demand for the labor of the 5,000,000 would at once
-be created. Everybody would then be employed. Every industry would be
-organized. Useless work and wasted energy would be eliminated. Everybody
-would have shorter hours of work. The uneducated would have more time to
-study and develop. The arts would then be generously patronized. Paupers
-would disappear. Wealth would multiply. Ignorance and drunkenness would
-have received their death-blow, because their father&mdash;Poverty&mdash;would
-have been destroyed. But hold,&mdash;other difficulties present themselves:
-Who would compel the organized industries (Trusts) to reduce the hours
-of work? What would prevent them charging exorbitant prices? Who or what
-would prevent the captains of industry filling their own pockets and
-keeping the great profits to themselves? Who or what would prevent the
-rich from growing richer, and the poor poorer?</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span></p><p>SYNOPSIS.</p>
-
-<p>The informed reader might well have passed over the preceding pages, for
-they are purely rudimentary; but if he has been kind and patient enough
-to follow me thus far, so much the better, for he has refreshed his
-memory and will be more ready to grasp that which is to follow.</p>
-
-<p>Before proceeding let me recite in synopsis these important truths which
-I have already illustrated:</p>
-
-<div class="box">
-<table summary="Economy">
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left">1. <span class="smcap">Economy.</span>&mdash;We desire to get the greatest good from mother earth
-with the least possible labor.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">2. <span class="smcap">Waste.</span>&mdash;The destruction of every useful atom.</td>
- <td class="left">}</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">Every useless stroke of work.</td>
- <td class="left">} Is a loss to all the world</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">For 100 men to do what 10 men could do.</td>
- <td class="left">}</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left">3. <span class="smcap">Employment.</span>&mdash;We should not aim simply to give men employment. We
-must aim to make them useful&mdash;not merely laborious. To dig holes
-and then fill them up is employment, but it is not useful. So is
-all that work useless and wasteful which fewer men could do better
-or quicker under the Trust or Combination system.</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="left">&nbsp;</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-</div>
-
-<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTE:</h3>
-
-<div class="footnote"><p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> This chapter, in fact all of part I, was written in 1903,
-and published and copyrighted in 1906. Note what has taken place since
-then.</p></div></div>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3>PART II.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">A SUMMARY AND EXPOSITION OF THE PRECEDING PAGES.</p>
-
-<p>Having familiarized ourselves with the elementary truths concerning the
-Trust principle, we have now arrived at that point where we may begin to
-shape an intelligent argument, but before so doing, let us summarize.
-Perhaps we may now be able briefly to set forth the more important
-features of the Trust or Combination.</p>
-
-<p>GOOD QUALITIES OF THE TRUST.</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>1. It eliminates useless labor and energy.</p>
-
-<p>2. It allays waste.</p>
-
-<p>3. It economizes and reduces to the minimum the cost of production.</p>
-
-<p>4. It reduces the world's work.</p>
-
-<p>5. It tends to lessen the hours of labor.</p>
-
-<p>6. It makes it possible to raise wages.</p>
-
-<p>7. It makes it possible to lower the prices of commodities, and
-thus reduce the cost of living.</p>
-
-<p>8. It operates in harmony with the law of natural selection.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span></p><p>9. It destroys wasteful competition, and economizes by eliminating
-the useless and the unfit.</p>
-
-<p>10. It includes all of the advantages of co-operation without
-altogether destroying the advantages arising out of the natural
-instincts of rivalry, contest and emulation.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>EVIL QUALITIES OF THE TRUST.</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>1. It throws large numbers out of employment.</p>
-
-<p>2. It destroys many small dealers, jobbers and middlemen.</p>
-
-<p>3. It tends to create monopoly in private hands.</p>
-
-<p>4. It creates power in private hands arbitrarily to fix exorbitant
-prices, to lower wages and to control the market.</p>
-
-<p>5. It tends to create great wealth for the few at the expense of
-the many, widens the chasm between the rich and the poor, and
-causes concentration of wealth.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>BALANCING ACCOUNTS.</p>
-
-<p>We have, then, in the Trust, an immense commercial giant which is both
-good and bad at the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span> same time. If one had a fine thoroughbred horse
-which balked, or shied, or kicked, should we destroy it because of these
-evil qualities, forgetting that it also has an equal percentage of good
-qualities? Or, should we try to cure it of its faults by training it to
-do our bidding? We do not condemn and destroy a great machine because it
-has a defective part, but we rather seek to remedy the defect.</p>
-
-<p>The Trust is doing a wonderful work for the world. Like improved
-machinery, it is lightening and lessening the toil of the human family,
-and at the same time it is working a great injury. Labor-saving
-machinery is also working injury, in that it is making large numbers of
-men idle, but this is not sufficient reason to destroy it. Machinery and
-Trusts are brothers. To be consistent, if we destroy the one we must
-destroy the other. Before contemplating destruction of the Trust, let us
-see if we cannot find some way to train and to harness it, like the
-horse, so that it will be useful and beneficial. Let us try to devise a
-method whereby the good qualities of the Trust can be preserved and the
-evil qualities eliminated.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span></p>
-
-<h3>PART III.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">FALLACY OF THE GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP IDEA.</p>
-
-<p>The doctrine of socialism, which may be defined as government ownership
-and operation of the means of production, is attractive. Some of our
-ablest men are numbered among its exponents, and the political parties
-which advocate socialism, in whole or in part, are growing rapidly.</p>
-
-<p>The theory of socialism is so beautiful and may be so cleverly stated
-that very few indeed have the acumen to withstand its assaults upon the
-reason, particularly when only one side of the question is heard. The
-great mass of our people have refused to accept it, not because they
-believe it unsound, but because they either do not understand it or are
-prejudiced and believe it to be some destructive, lawless scheme of the
-discontented.</p>
-
-<p>The recent coal and railroad strikes, had they long continued and
-assumed really alarming proportions, would have furnished an almost
-unanswerable argument in favor of the government ownership idea; and a
-repetition in these or in some other important industry would perhaps<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
-so drive home the conviction that socialism was the only remedy, that
-for all we could do the elections would be carried by the party
-advocating those measures, and our present form of government
-overthrown.</p>
-
-<p>The superficial thinker, upon reading the foregoing pages, will probably
-arrive at one or two conclusions as to the Trust; either it must be
-destroyed or it must be taken over by the government. The more
-thoughtful will conclude that it would not be wise or expedient, even if
-possible, to destroy the Trust, and his next thought will be in the
-direction of public ownership. He will say that if the government can
-operate the Post Office system so successfully it ought to be able to
-operate the coal mines, the oil fields, the factories and the railroads,
-just as the cities operate their water works, police department, and in
-many cases their railroads and gas plants. If he be not too thorough in
-his reasoning he will conclude that if the government operated the
-Trusts, all their evil qualities would be eliminated and their good
-qualities saved. It is a convenient conclusion, yet it is unsound as I
-shall presently proceed briefly to show.</p>
-
-<p>COMPETITION.</p>
-
-<p>Some writer has said, "Competition gluts our<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span> markets, enables the rich
-to take advantage of the necessities of the poor, makes each man snatch
-the bread out of his neighbor's mouth, converts a nation of brethren
-into a mass of hostile, isolated units, and finally involves capital and
-labor in one common ruin."</p>
-
-<p>Successful competition denies competition, because the successful
-competitor must destroy his rival, before he can be successful.
-Competition is the antithesis of co-operation. The one means isolated
-units, the other an organized combination of units. The Trust method of
-co-operation, however, while it destroys competition among industries,
-<i>does not destroy competition among men</i>. Here lies an important
-distinction which will develop as we proceed.</p>
-
-<p>INSTINCTS.</p>
-
-<p>Contest and rivalry are inherent instincts in all living things,&mdash;in
-vegetable and animal life alike, and this struggle for existence
-determines which shall survive. The law of survival of the fittest
-determines which plant, which animal and which man shall succeed. All
-these are struggling among themselves for supremacy and nature is the
-supreme arbitrator of the contest. The law of natural selection cannot
-be overcome. It is as fixed and immutable as the law of gravitation.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
-Men are not born equal. Nature never duplicates, and never creates two
-things alike. Men are unequal and different in nature, in stature,
-intellect, frugality, desire, industry, perseverance, hardiness and
-strength. A wise Creator hath made it so.</p>
-
-<p>Were all men alike they would all want the same thing&mdash;to do the same
-thing, to create the same thing, and to consume the same thing&mdash;which
-would result in chaotic confusion. Again, the inequality of conditions
-has been one of Nature's greatest and most useful expedients in
-developing and perfecting the race. To assume an equality among men is
-to assume that which is impossible and that which would be unwise. It
-has ever been the struggle for existence which has urged men to move
-onward with vigorous, earnest and persistent effort. The desire to
-surpass, to outshine, his fellows has always been and will ever be a
-potent factor in his development, and when this rivalry is exerted in
-the struggle for the means of sustenance then does this desire develop
-into the power that moves the world. Emulation, that milder form of
-competition, is that which may be said to have for its object of
-attainment the applause and approval of our fellows. It has no influence
-in the struggle for bread. The primary desire to sustain life and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
-perpetuate the species is the inherent instinct that gives power to the
-secondary desire to excel or emulate a rival, and hence bread is the one
-great objective point. Take away the necessity to struggle for food,
-clothing and shelter, and you destroy that dynamic power that moves the world.</p>
-
-<p>PUBLIC OWNERSHIP.</p>
-
-<p>If contest and rivalry are inherent instincts, and if the struggle for
-existence brings out men's best efforts, then, any system which destroys
-the opportunity for the free exercise of these instincts in such a
-struggle is at cross purposes with the basic principles of human nature,
-and is therefore unsound and unscientific.</p>
-
-<p>Socialism presupposes the government's taking over and operating of
-every farm, factory, railroad, mine, telegraph, trade and industry. The
-Goulds, the Rockefellers, the Morgans and the Schwabs must then seek
-government positions with a fixed wage not to exceed the wages of their
-inferior officers and workmen. If they were then to exercise their
-marvellous organizing powers, it would no longer be the fear of poverty
-which now inspires them. They would know that they could no longer
-aspire to excel their fellows in wealth and social position, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span> there
-would no longer be a struggle for existence.</p>
-
-<p>Existence would be for everybody alike who is willing to labor a few
-hours a day. Food, clothes and shelter would be in abundance for the
-rich and poor, regardless of one's abilities or attainments. The one
-great incentive that has always moved men to labor with energy,
-enthusiasm and persistence will have vanished. The world would soon go
-to sleep.</p>
-
-<p>OBJECTIONS TO SOCIALISM.</p>
-
-<p>1. It would create an enormous and dangerous power for the party in
-control, and would probably perpetuate its control over every industry
-in the land.</p>
-
-<p>2. It would destroy the instincts of rivalry, contest and competition
-for the necessaries of life, and that desire to excel and surpass our
-fellows, which instincts now move the world.</p>
-
-<p>3. It removes the incentives to progress by eliminating the
-opportunities to acquire individual affluence and social superiority.</p>
-
-<p>4. It would result in stagnation of business.</p>
-
-<p>5. It would cause deterioration in human character because of the
-removal of the incentive which makes men strive to better themselves
-mentally, morally and intellectually.</p>
-
-<p>6. It is unscientific in that it does not <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>comprehend the great
-inequality of men and the necessity for the inequality of conditions.</p>
-
-<p>7. It does not rest upon the fundamental law of natural selection,
-because it diverts men from their natural callings, since it is the
-struggle for existence only that determines which is fit to survive, and
-which is best fitted for certain work.</p>
-
-<p>8. It is impossible of attainment except by confiscation without just
-compensation to the owners of the enterprises confiscated, and to this,
-modern civilization would never consent.</p>
-
-<p>9. It would create an industrial machine so colossal, so complicated and
-so complex that it would be entirely unmanageable.</p>
-
-<p>10. It would result in chaos and confusion because of the assumed
-equality of very great inequalities.</p>
-
-<p>ARGUMENTS FOR SOCIALISM.</p>
-
-<p>There is much in socialism that is good and true. In fact, it may be
-that it is nine-tenths true; but the other one-tenth is fatal&mdash;it
-outweighs the other nine-tenths.</p>
-
-<p>I have heretofore in my public life, and could now, set forth many
-convincing arguments in favor of the government ownership idea. If I did
-so now it would necessitate answering them<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span> by repeating and enlarging
-upon that which I have just set forth, which is not the purpose of this
-essay. In my opinion there has been no argument for socialism yet
-produced that can overcome the force of the foregoing truths.</p>
-
-<p>As times and conditions change, so do opinions, and thus has it been
-with the writer. Change is the only thing that is constant&mdash;strange
-paradox&mdash;and mutability is the one immutable law of the universe.</p>
-
-<h3>PART IV.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">CAUSES OF MONOPOLY.</p>
-
-<p>Most people agree that the Trust is the result of an evolutionary
-development. If this be true, it is quite certain that the movement will
-continue and that the Trusts will multiply in number and in size, and
-thus even greater injury will be wrought than is now complained of, and
-the problem will become the more complex and the more pressing for
-solution. If the Trust is the result of a natural movement it is idle to
-talk of such manifestly inadequate suggestions as tariff revision,
-government ownership, the single tax, and publicity as Trust destroyers;
-for, if it is natural, the Trusts will grow and thrive in spite of
-these. But, should we listen for a moment to those who seek to
-exterminate the Trust?</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>OBJECTIONS TO DESTROYING THE TRUST.</p>
-
-<p>1. It performs the same function in civilization as improved
-machinery&mdash;lightening and lessening the toil of the human family.</p>
-
-<p>2. It organized the industries, eliminates useless labor, allays waste
-and economizes in the use of nature's materials.</p>
-
-<p>3. It makes less labor necessary, and therefore tends to reduce the
-hours of work.</p>
-
-<p>4. It makes enormously greater profits, comparatively, than individual
-enterprises, and therefore makes higher wages possible.</p>
-
-<p>5. It reduces the cost of production to the minimum and therefore makes
-possible the lowest prices.</p>
-
-<p>6. It is impossible to destroy the Trust without legislating against the
-co-operative and partnership principle, and this would be futile as well
-as demoralizing.</p>
-
-<p>THE GREAT QUESTION.</p>
-
-<p>If then we are not to destroy the Trust, and if we are not to adopt the
-government ownership idea, and if the Trust cannot safely be let alone
-because of the injuries it is now working, and because of the still
-greater injuries which<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span> it threatens to inflict upon society in the
-future, what shall be done with it? What can be done with this
-unmanageable monster to destroy its faults and yet not spoil its
-virtues? How can we conquer the giant without slaying him?</p>
-
-<p>LOCALIZATION.</p>
-
-<p>One more phase of the question requires consideration before proceeding
-with conclusions. In Gloversville, N. Y., and near vicinity, about
-three-quarters of the inhabitants are engaged in the glove industry, and
-in Troy, N. Y., the same conditions obtain as to collars and cuffs. All
-over the country, we find the inhabitants of certain localities devoted
-almost exclusively to one industry, such as pork-packing, manufacturing,
-fishing, and mining, and even in our cities we find certain sections
-devoted exclusively to banking, shipping, shopping, dry-goods,
-manufacture, and commission brokerage. The people of a certain town,
-having for generations devoted themselves exclusively to the manufacture
-of say, bricks, have become proficient and expert in that industry. They
-have invented or obtained control of the best machinery, they have
-trained their children from infancy to become proficient in the
-industry, and they have ever been alert to seize upon the best and
-newest ideas that always<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span> come to those who devote their lives and
-fortunes to the perfection of any one thing. Besides, natural advantages
-such as water power, accessibility to navigable streams, climatic or
-geological conditions, and geographical situation often attract and
-confine the people of a locality to one industry. Racial limitations and
-advantages also determine to some extent what calling a man shall
-follow. The thick-skulled negro would not be a success in the icy
-regions of Alaska, and the oily Esquimo would be a failure in the cotton
-fields of the South. Again, nature has adapted certain regions to the
-growing of cotton, or tobacco, or fruits, and in others it has deposited
-vast quantities of coal, or iron, or oil.</p>
-
-<p>These, in brief, are some of the facts which render irresistible the
-conclusion that localization of industries and specialization of men is
-the natural and inevitable condition of the future.</p>
-
-<p>Now, if every locality shall in the future have its specialty and other
-localities will not compete with it, as we have shown they often cannot,
-then locality monopolizes that specialty.</p>
-
-<p>Thus the people of Gloversville will probably obtain a monopoly of the
-glove industry, likewise the people of Troy of the collar and cuff
-industry, the people of Wilkes-Barre of the coal industry, and the
-people of Omaha, Kansas City<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span> or Chicago, of the meat-packing industry,
-and the people of Haverstraw of the brick industry&mdash;not only because of
-their training and experience, but because of natural adaptation, or of
-geological or geographical advantages.</p>
-
-<p>Here, then, are natural monopolies at many points, and we may as well
-legislate to stop the tides from rising and falling as to resist this
-natural economic movement. While not necessarily a Trust, it partakes of
-the nature of the Trust in effect, and it may properly be classed with
-the Trust for all present purposes.</p>
-
-<p>Thus, monopoly results from two known causes: the operation of the laws
-of co-operation, and the operation of the laws of localization and
-specialization.</p>
-
-<p>INTERDEPENDENCE OF MEN</p>
-
-<p>Since one can no longer make his own shoes alone and must summon the aid
-of thousands of his fellows in this simple industry, so must he have the
-assistance of many more thousands of his fellows to supply him with the
-numerous other articles needed for his comfort. In exchange for their
-aid he gives his own labor in his chosen calling, and thus does he and
-every other man become a necessary unit in the vast universal
-organization. All men and all <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>industries are interdependent. Without
-the steel industry, the shoe industry fails for want of nails, eyelets
-and machines. Without the paper industry the steel industry fails for
-want of paper, car-wheels, books, stationery, the mails and the
-telegraph. Without the silk and cotton industries the glove industry
-cannot thrive, and so on throughout the entire list.</p>
-
-<p>SOME PARTY HISTORY IN PASSING.</p>
-
-<p>Thomas Jefferson, the father of the present Democratic party, was an
-individualist. He was opposed to the expenditure of public money in
-repairing highways, to building state canals and to establishing even a
-national university. He was strongly opposed to the government ownership
-principle, and maintained that that government is best which governs
-least. The keynote of his philosophy was "free individual enterprise."</p>
-
-<p>Alexander Hamilton represented the opposite school of political
-philosophy. He was for concentration, and centralization of power. At
-the root of the Hamiltonian theory is the belief that the people are not
-competent to govern themselves,&mdash;hence the idea of ruling from above. At
-the root of the Jeffersonian theory is the home<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span> rule principle and
-absolute confidence in the wisdom of the people. The Republican party
-today is somewhat consistent with the Hamiltonian philosophy, while the
-Democratic party is consistent with no one theory, and is composed of an
-heterogeneous collection of philosophers (?) from divers schools; but,
-assuming that the Democratic party is mainly Jeffersonian, it should be
-the last party seriously to suggest the government ownership idea. Yet,
-if we are to follow Jefferson's "Free individual enterprise" philosophy,
-we cannot consistently destroy the Trust, for that would be interfering
-with free individual enterprise. The word "free" was used by Jefferson
-in the sense of freedom from governmental interference. However, there
-are those who claim that the Trust destroys free individual enterprise
-because of special governmental favors, such as tariffs, patent and
-copyright laws and legislative discrimination, which contention is more
-or less well founded, and these persons therefore wish the government to
-refuse these favors, claiming that then the Trust cannot exist, and that
-then there will be free individual enterprise. But this appears to be an
-erroneous conclusion, in view of the enormous advantages and economies
-of co-operation, and by no manner of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span> logical reasoning is it possible
-to construct a permanent remedy from such proposed action.</p>
-
-<p>Briefly, there is nothing to be found in the traditions and philosophy
-of either the Democratic or the Republican party, nor the various
-socialist parties, to meet the situation.</p>
-
-<p>Whether we approve of the collectivist school of philosophy, of which
-Karl Marx was the illustrious head, or of the individualistic school, of
-which Proudhon was perhaps the ablest exponent, whether we are followers
-of Hamilton or Jefferson, we find we must seek out a new ground or a
-middle ground somewhere, for the old theories will not meet the
-situation and solve the problem.</p>
-
-<p>There is some truth and virtue in everything that is false and evil,
-just as there is some evil in everything that is good. We must discover
-and appropriate the virtues of Jefferson and Proudhon, Hamilton and
-Marx, and carefully discard their faults.</p>
-
-<h3>PART VI.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">A PARABLE.</p>
-
-<p>A family was once shipwrecked upon a large island. There were five
-members of the family all able to work, and by a proper division of
-their<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span> labor they managed to provide themselves with food, clothes, and
-shelter. After a time another family was shipwrecked upon the same
-island. The second family followed the example of the first, and each
-prospered independently of the other. During the next year a third and
-fourth family were also stranded upon the same island, for it was
-unmarked on the charts and many a ship had met its fate upon its rocky
-shores. As each family developed and multiplied, each having selected a
-different part of the island, four little villages, some distance apart,
-sprang up. During the daily hunts several other similar villages were
-discovered in the interior, each representing a shipwrecked family of
-previous years. As time wore on, and each village grew, and other
-shiploads of people from all nations were deposited upon the island, it
-came to pass that the island became quite densely inhabited, and the
-villages almost touched one another at their outskirts.</p>
-
-<p>One day a philosopher mysteriously made his appearance; and after
-touring the island, he asked all of the inhabitants to meet him in an
-open field. When the appointed day came, the entire adult population was
-there, and the philosopher spoke as follows:</p>
-
-<p>"You have a fine country here, and fine people.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span> You are industrious and
-simple. Each little village is independent of the other villages, for
-each can provide itself with everything its people actually need. You
-never ask favors from your neighboring villages. Each village has its
-own corn field, its own carpenters, woods, cows, sheep, horses and
-stores. But I find that you have no music, no books, no art, no places
-of amusement and very little ingenuity. You all work from morn till
-night and you have no time for these things. It is a constant, ceaseless
-struggle for all of you to keep body and soul together. Each of you men
-and women is an isolated unit. Each village is an isolated unit. You are
-all isolated from the great commercial countries far beyond the seas.
-Now, in travelling through your island, I found that one village had a
-coal mine and all the people there used coal for fuel, while all the
-other villages have to hew great trees, chop them up, and burn wood, in
-order to get heat. In one village I found oil wells and the people there
-burn oil, while all the other villages have to use bullrush torches. In
-one village I found the soil of clay, so that the people made their
-houses of bricks, while the other villages have to use blocks of wood,
-or logs. In another village I found iron ore and their people have sharp
-tools, while other villages have to<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span> use sharpened stones. And so on,
-for I found each village has some peculiar and natural advantage over
-the other. Now, my friends, why do you keep these God-given advantages
-to yourselves? You villagers who have coal know that there is enough for
-all the island, and so with you who have the iron, bricks, or cotton, or
-fruits, or silks, or furs. Why don't you exchange what you make or raise
-for the products of your neighbors? The whole island must have so many
-hats, so many shoes, and so many houses, and if you divide your labors
-and freely exchange your products with one another, you will find that
-you will all have more comforts, and you won't have so long to work each
-day. And when you have more leisure, you will begin to invent, and plan,
-and enjoy yourselves, and write books, and visit one another to exchange
-ideas. The gross amount that all you people produce each year is really
-very, very small. If you should co-operate, you could create many times
-as many commodities as you now produce."</p>
-
-<p>The philosopher disappeared. The people talked about it for weeks
-thereafter, and they finally began to adopt his plan. They built
-railroads, and they freely exchanged products with one another. Money
-then came into use. With money one could do almost anything. It
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>represented bread and butter. Every man tried to get all he could,&mdash;not
-only to provide against future wants, but that he might outshine his
-neighbors. There was gradually a great division of labor on the island,
-and a great saving in work. The people no longer worked fifteen hours a
-day. They did not have to. Men who had strong arms moved to the village
-where they were doing something which required strength. Men who had
-thick skulls moved to the cotton fields to work under a hot sun. Men who
-had sharp eyes moved to the manufacturing village. Men with
-executiveness became foremen, and superintendents, and presidents. And
-so every village gradually became adjusted to the changed plans. Every
-man sought that village or field best adapted to his physique or
-abilities. Every man and every village finally became a specialist. In
-the coal village they did nothing else but mine and transport coal. In
-the oil village they only produced and shipped oil. In one village they
-had several swift streams running through to the coast, and this village
-was in the middle of the isle and not far from the iron and cotton
-villages. It became the manufacturing village. This village was divided
-into many different districts, and was very large. In one section, the
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>Manchester-like climate and misty atmosphere, and nearness to the
-cotton fields, made it a natural cotton manufacturing center. Another
-section was adapted for making steel and iron goods. And so on.</p>
-
-<p>As time wore on, every industry on the island, localized, and every man
-became specialized. Inventions and machinery multiplied. But every new
-labor-saving machine saved labor, of course, and produced better goods
-than hand labor. So every new machine took a job away from several
-workmen. There was much complaint about this but new inventions kept
-coming. There were now twenty different hat factories in the
-manufacturing village, each trying to undersell the other. One day they
-combined and built a large addition on the largest factory building.
-Then they moved most of the other hat factory machinery in, and
-destroyed the old buildings and the machinery they did not want. They
-also discharged nineteen engineers, nineteen foremen, fifty bookkeepers,
-two hundred drivers and packers and many other men, because they no
-longer needed them. These poor discharged workmen did not know what to
-do, for they had spent their lives at that business and knew no other.
-First, there was a great hue and cry raised by all the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span> little villages,
-for they all felt sorry for the poor discharged workmen.</p>
-
-<p>But soon, this big partnership concern began to sell the same hats for
-far less than formerly, and they told the people that they could afford
-to because they did not have so many men to pay, so much rent, so much
-advertising, and were running things more economically. Other big
-partnerships were formed all over the island, and after a while, so
-great was the economy of combination that many men could not get any
-work to do. Every big partnership soon took in all the little concerns
-on the island, or else it drove them out of business by competition.</p>
-
-<p>Some men became discouraged and began to drink rum, and others even
-began to cheat and steal.</p>
-
-<p>One day, some of the big partnerships had a banquet, and they talked
-things over and they said: "We're making money and getting rich, but we
-could do it faster if we did not have to pay so much wages. Let us raise
-prices and cut wages down." This they did, and finally the workingmen
-got together into a partnership of their own. They organized, and they
-all said they must have just so much wages or they would not work at
-all. This forced the big partnership people to pay better wages for a
-while, but the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span> two partnerships, employer and employee, were always
-quarrelling. One day a very serious thing happened in the coal village.
-The workmen refused to work because they thought they were not getting
-enough wages. They stopped mining coal, and, while they were idle, all
-other workmen on the island sent them money and provisions out of
-sympathy. It was dead winter and people began to suffer and some of the
-factories had to shut down. Even the railroads could not run their
-engines. But the people made such an uproar that the coal owners finally
-surrendered a little, reluctantly, and again the mines were operated.</p>
-
-<p>Not long after this, a similar disturbance took place in the cotton
-fields, and for a long while the whole island suffered for want of the
-hundreds of things which cotton goes to make, even to shoe strings and
-lampwicks.</p>
-
-<p>For several years these outbreaks in the different villages were very
-frequent. First it was a cry of, "no oil;" then, "no milk;" then, "no
-iron;" then "no meat." Finally, as a last straw on the back of the
-already exhausted camel, all the railroads formed a partnership, and
-they too became tied up, and ceased operation. Without them, the people
-could scarcely get anything to eat, or drink, or wear, or burn, and
-famine <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>threatened the island; because, every village had become devoted
-to only one thing, and it could not do or produce anything else. Each
-had learned to depend upon the other villages for every other article.
-Then there was a great public uprising. Meetings were held everywhere.
-Many people said that the trouble was because people formed
-partnerships. Others answered by saying that that was not the cause, for
-even if there were no partnerships, still one village would continue to
-have all the coal, another all the oil, and another all the cotton, on
-the island. There were no tariffs, no land monopoly, no special
-privileges, no government favoritism, no railroad discrimination, and no
-taxes, so those whose fathers had heard of such things in other
-countries could not advance such arguments. Nature had given certain
-villages a natural monopoly of certain industries. Nature had also given
-certain men a natural monopoly over certain trades and pursuits by
-making them apt and proficient therein. Therefore, Nature was the
-criminal, and she alone was to be blamed. But what were the forlorn
-islanders to do about it?</p>
-
-<p>One fine day, when everything was in a turmoil of discontent and
-perplexity, the philosopher again made his appearance upon the island.
-Many thought him a Divine being sent from<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span> heaven to succor and advise
-them; and so, when he had called them all together, he addressed them
-thus:</p>
-
-<p>"My friends, you have advanced and progressed and developed wondrously
-in one direction, but you have made a fatal mistake. You have
-specialized and localized your industries, and have affected an
-efficient system of division of labor, but, you forget that this means
-monopoly in private hands. You have overlooked the fact that now, every
-man is dependent upon every other man, and every industry is dependent
-upon every other industry. Again, when one hundred concerns combine into
-a partnership, or Trust, as we call it, and throw thousands out of
-employment, or when a new machine does so, you now have no way of
-providing for these unemployed thousands, and you cast them out upon the
-world to shift for themselves."</p>
-
-<p>"O, Sir," cried one of the islanders, "why can we not return to the old
-way and not have all these modern ideas? We were getting along all right
-before we began to exchange commodities with each other. Why can we not
-go back to the old way?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ah, too late, my friend, even if you all wished it," the old
-philosopher said.</p>
-
-<p>"But, surely, you do not wish it," he added.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span> "Do you remember when you
-worked from early morn till late at night and then had no stoves, no
-lamps, no blankets, no carpets, no crockery, no cooking utensils, no
-gas, no chairs, no wagons? Do you wish to return to that? Do you wish to
-isolate yourself from your fellow men and separately make and raise
-everything you eat and wear?"</p>
-
-<p>Everybody saw the logic of this simple philosophy, and he was beseeched
-to show them what to do.</p>
-
-<p>"What you must do, my friends, is to organize. Organization is all you
-require. You have as yet only organized into simple isolated groups. You
-must now organize all these groups. Every industry, every partnership,
-is a group. Each group is dependent upon all the others. This being
-true, you must form a whole. Let every man stick to his special work,
-let every locality remain in its special work, let every industry and
-every partnership stick to its special work,&mdash;don't disturb nature&mdash;<i>but
-all these must stick to each other</i>! How? By forming yourselves into one
-solid, compact, organized body. Call yourselves a nation. Have a
-convention at stated times, and let every industry, every labor
-organization, and every locality send representatives and delegates to
-this convention. It is foolish<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span> of you to let the coal villages send
-coal wherever, whenever, and in such quantities, as they wish. And so
-with every other industry. The law of demand is not always sufficient,
-as a guide to what is needed. All are demanding more coal now, yet the
-coal village is sending it out, here and there, without organized plan,
-system or method. The national convention should determine these
-questions, and all other national questions that do not adjust
-themselves naturally. When they do not adjust themselves naturally
-complaint should be and will be made to the national convention, and
-then the convention shall have power to settle the question in dispute.
-If one industry fails to do its duty and supply the others with its
-specialty, be it coal, oil, cotton, bricks or gloves, it is ground for
-complaint, and it then becomes a question for the national convention.
-If a partnership or industry fails to pay its employees suitable wages,
-and those employees refuse to work, it becomes a national question, and
-the national convention must direct that that industry must give to the
-workmen a greater share or proportion of the profits of that industry.
-Whether it shall be a raise in wages, or compulsory profit-sharing, is a
-question for the national convention to settle. Again when men cannot
-work, and they become a burden<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span> upon society, it becomes a national
-question, because their non-employment is caused by the organization of
-the industries, and it becomes the nation's duty to give these men an
-opportunity to earn a living. This it can do by lessening the hours of
-work in the industries. If all the workmen are required to work fewer
-hours each day, more men will be required to work, and thus employment
-can be given to all. Every national question can therefore safely be
-entrusted to the national convention; and, so long as that convention
-has power to act, you will have no trouble.</p>
-
-<p>I believe, however, that so long as the national convention is known to
-be in existence, and that it has such power of direction, there will be
-little for it to do. Because, the great partnerships and industries and
-labor organizations, knowing of such a supreme judicial power, will
-usually so adjust their differences, and in a natural and peaceful way,
-that but few questions will come before the national convention. It is
-therefore the knowledge of the existence and power of such body that
-will urge all men to act honorably with one another. It is the fear of
-it which will be the potent factor, and not the thing itself."</p>
-
-<p>After a few more remarks of explanation, the old philosopher disappeared
-as mysteriously as he had come. After deliberating upon his wise<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
-suggestion for a while, the islanders finally adopted his plan, and
-forever thereafter the island never had occasion to seek his counsel.</p>
-
-<h3>PART VII.</h3>
-
-<p class="center">CONCLUSIONS.</p>
-
-<p>Let us assume that in the preceding pages we have proved the following
-propositions:</p>
-
-<p>1. That the Trust cannot and must not be destroyed.</p>
-
-<p>2. That the government could not and should not own and operate the
-Trusts.</p>
-
-<p>3. That the Trust, if not interfered with, will work great injury to
-society and that therefore some stringent action must be taken.</p>
-
-<p>4. That such action must be such as will not destroy the many virtues of
-the Trust.</p>
-
-<p>INTERDEPENDENCE.</p>
-
-<p>Let us assume that we have also proven the following propositions:</p>
-
-<p>1. That every man is dependent upon his fellows for all the necessaries
-and comforts of life.</p>
-
-<p>2. That every industry is dependent upon other industries.</p>
-
-<p>3. That the natural, proper and inevitable tendency is toward
-specialization and localization.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span></p><p>4. That, as men specialize, and industries localize, a natural monopoly
-results.</p>
-
-<p>5. That each man and each industry becomes an integral part of an
-immense industrial machine.</p>
-
-<p>6. That harmonious action of this machine must exist, for the reason
-that if a single wheel is misplaced here, or an engineer refuses to
-respond there, the action of the entire machine is impaired.</p>
-
-<p>In the face of these two groups of premises but one conclusion can be
-drawn, and that conclusion may be expressed in a single
-word&mdash;ORGANIZATION! Men, localities and industries being interdependent,
-society must organize for the general welfare. A league or association
-must be formed, in which every man, every locality and every industry is
-represented. Like all other societies, this association must have a
-common head or center. It need not be altruistic (as against egoistic),
-because the welfare of one must be the concern of all, if for no other
-than purely selfish motives. The whole must see that every part properly
-performs its work. A man can no longer be an isolated unit, for he is
-now an integral and necessary part of society. He not only owes duties
-to himself, he<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span> owes duties to society. He must recognize the mutuality
-of all true human interests.</p>
-
-<p>GOVERNMENT.</p>
-
-<p>Can such an association or society be organized? Can so immense a
-collection of bodies meet and combine with unanimity? Fortunately, we
-need not speculate on the correct answer to these questions. We have an
-illustrious example at hand. Society has already organized. The
-organization is improperly called government. Government is simply
-organized society. We elect a President as a public servant, not as a
-governor. He does not, or should not, reign over us, but serve us, and
-do our bidding. This is not a monarchy, but a democracy.</p>
-
-<p>And so the great machine is already organized. Unfortunately we are not
-in the habit of looking at <i>government as a huge industrial machine</i>,
-and our law makers are too prone to assume arbitrary and tyrannical
-power, regardless of the theory of democracy upon which all our
-institutions rest. Furthermore, our lawmakers are mostly lawyers, rather
-than industrialites.</p>
-
-<p>NATIONAL DIRECTION.</p>
-
-<p>Either organized society (government) is supposed to protect its members
-(citizens), or it is<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span> not. If it is, then it is its duty to see that the
-necessaries of life are not monopolized and placed beyond the reach of
-its people. If it is not, then the organization is a failure, for
-without the means of sustenance a nation cannot exist. If, then, we may
-be permitted to view government as an organization of society having for
-its aim the welfare and protection of its members, why shall not that
-society have power to DIRECT the industrial machine? If all men and
-industries in the nation are interdependent, why shall there not be a
-NATIONAL DIRECTION, so that every industry shall be made to do its duty
-toward society? If people must have coal, or oil, or meat, or
-transportation, or gloves, and one set of men or one locality has a
-monopoly thereof, why shall not the nation DIRECT that those men or
-those localities shall do right by all other men and by all other
-localities? That they will not always do so in the absence of national
-direction is evidenced by the recent strike. The labor unions of the
-country are probably able and willing to support the strikers for years
-when a vital principle is involved, and so thoroughly is labor
-organizing that serious conditions are likely to obtain in that most
-important of all industries, transportation,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span> to which industry all
-others are so closely related and on which they are so helplessly dependent.</p>
-
-<p>FIXING PRICES.</p>
-
-<p>If government is to "promote the general welfare" by assuming the
-obligation of keeping the necessaries of life within the reach of its
-people, it must of necessity prohibit the fixing of prices of those
-necessaries beyond the purchasing power of the people. Thus, if the coal
-operators having a monopoly of coal choose to make the price of that
-necessary $50 a ton, the national board of arbitrators (be it Congress
-or some other body), must fix a reasonable price and if the employees of
-any industry have a grievance, they cannot be allowed to strike and stop
-work&mdash;their grievances must be arbitrated by the National Board.
-Probably such a course would never become necessary, when the industrial
-organization is perfected and the readjustment accomplished, but the
-power of national direction must be ever present, <i>if for no other
-purpose than to act as a warning</i>.</p>
-
-<p>FIXING HOURS OF WORK.</p>
-
-<p>What is true of prices is equally true of the hours of work. Government
-will not owe every man a living, but it will owe every man an
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>opportunity to earn a living. As the principle of co-operation develops
-and is utilized, so great would be the economy that many would naturally
-be thrown out of employment. Thus, rather than create a public
-poorhouse, or "idle house," the hours of daily work must be reduced to
-include all who are able and willing to labor.</p>
-
-<p>If the tobacco manufacturers by combining and organizing the Shoe Trust
-have thrust say 50,000 travelling salesmen and jobbers out of
-employment, it should not complain if they are <i>nationally directed</i> to
-contribute toward their support in the same or in some other more useful
-and productive industry by being directed to reduce the hours of work of
-all men who are employed by it, thus making room for all who desire to
-labor. Co-operation and combination carry their responsibilities, and
-the co-operators must be presumed to intend the natural consequences of
-their acts. Hence, the nation is justified in directing a reduction in
-the hours of work whenever occasion requires.</p>
-
-<p>And this is not so radical as at first appears. Many of our State
-Legislatures have heretofore passed laws fixing the price of gas,
-telephone service and railroad rates, and they have even fixed the hours
-of daily work in certain industries. Again, witness the volumes of law
-in <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>regard to buildings, sweat shops, hotels, mines and railroads,
-designed and passed for "public safety" and protection, and for "the
-general welfare."</p>
-
-<p>Again, witness what was done by all governments during the Great War!</p>
-
-<p>LABOR'S SHARE.</p>
-
-<p>Those who claim that "labor creates all wealth" must concede that the
-foreman, the superintendent, the president and the manager is just as
-much a laborer as the man who wields a hammer or drives a truck. That
-the latter do not often get a fair share of the product or of "what he
-produces" is, of course, true, for "rent, interest and profit" eat up
-much of the proceeds of his toil. Without delving needlessly into the
-profound question of the relations between capital and labor, be it said
-that labor can, by a system of <i>national direction</i> such as is here
-suggested, obtain a fair and just reward for its toil through <i>a system
-of compulsory profit-sharing</i>. There are already many cases in America
-of voluntary profit-sharing with employes, and employers have found that
-their men work better, quicker and more faithfully when given an
-interest in the business. This is not urged as a necessary part of the
-national direction idea, but<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span> as a most desirable part, and I am of
-opinion that in compulsory profit-sharing with employes lies the real
-solution and adjustment of the differences between capital and labor.</p>
-
-<p>COMPULSION.</p>
-
-<p>The word "compel" is a harsh word. It strikes at personal liberty and
-individual freedom and attacks that spirit of independence which makes
-men brave, honest and noble.</p>
-
-<p>The theory of democracy assumes that every man has an inherent and
-absolute right to freedom and liberty in so far as in exercising that
-right he does not impair the rights of his fellows. He is the sole judge
-of what he wants and of what is best for him, but in satisfying those
-wants he must not interfere with the rights of others.</p>
-
-<p>Law and government are designed to protect those rights, and in so doing
-the right of compulsion is implied. All our institutions, courts, laws
-and legislative departments rest upon the power of compulsion, and
-without that power our form of government becomes ineffective. We compel
-a man to keep his contract by applying to the court for an injunction;
-we compel the vicious to obey certain laws or we imprison him; we compel
-railroads to charge not more than a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span> certain fare; we compel house
-owners to clear their sidewalks of snow; we compel men to pay other men
-what they owe, and if they do not, we compel the sheriff to take away
-his property; we compel importers to pay a tariff; we compel husbands to
-support their families, and we compel all to help support the government
-by taxation.</p>
-
-<p>The more civilization advances, the more society finds it necessary to
-organize; and the more organized society is, the more compulsion is
-necessary, until men become more perfect. Every individual now owes
-duties to the collectivity as well as to himself, and the power of
-compulsion must be vested in the collectivity so that those duties may
-be enforced.</p>
-
-<p>If we have arrived at that stage of progress when every man can be
-depended upon to perform his whole duty by respecting the rights of
-others, keeping his contracts and doing only those things which will
-benefit society, and if the Trust can be depended upon to charge
-reasonable prices, pay just wages and in all things respect the rights
-of others, then the word compulsion may be stricken from the political
-dictionary. If we have not, if men are still selfish, dishonest and
-inconsiderate of the rights of other<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span> men, then the right to compel must
-be a part of the political machinery.</p>
-
-<p>TAXATION.</p>
-
-<p>The question may be asked, What power can compel the Trusts to do that
-which they have been directed to do by the nation? For example, suppose
-the coal mines remained idle,&mdash;what if the operators refused to obey the
-national directory? It is not the purpose of this brief writing to draw
-up a complete code, showing in detail how each and every man, industry
-and question shall be handled, but simply to show that such a code can
-be drawn and its regulations enforced. How do we now compel the electric
-lighting companies to charge not more than a certain rate, the importers
-to pay a tariff, the gas companies to supply us with gas at certain
-prices, the law-breaker to pay his fine, and the corporations to pay
-their taxes and penalties? These methods are well known, and they would
-perhaps be adequate if adopted by the nation to compel its members to
-keep its rules and regulations. If not, a certainly effective means of
-inducement would be found in a tax on land values; for then, if a Trust
-refused to obey, the land upon which it rests could be so taxed as to
-render it unprofitable to hold it idle, and the Trust managers would<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
-soon be compelled either to operate or sell the plant. The land monopoly
-evil is serious and threatening, since all our land is owned by about
-ten per cent. of our people, and, unfortunately, we are in the habit of
-inviting men to buy vacant land and hold it idle while waiting for a
-rise in values. The earth being the source of all wealth, those who
-monopolize the land have a first lien upon all production. There appears
-to be no immediately practicable remedy for this deplorable and
-unnatural state of affairs, yet it is quite certain that whether or not
-the contention of the Single Taxers is sound, national direction will be
-a step in the right direction; for it will mean a more compact and more
-perfect organization of society, and then we shall be able to see more
-clearly just where the evils exist, just what is at fault, and just what
-would remedy the defects in our present system. Besides, it would
-permanently fix the taxing power in the national collectivity, and when
-the various methods of taxation were being considered in the national
-councils, the law of cause and effect could more easily be traced and
-distinguished owing to the solidarity of society and the specific
-information and complaint that would be forthcoming from the most
-competent and well informed sources.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span></p>
-
-<p>CONSTITUTIONS.</p>
-
-<p>Must the constitution be amended in order that NATIONAL DIRECTION shall
-be put into effect? And, if so, would it take eight or ten years before
-this could be done? And is that constitution of ours, which has carried
-us so successfully through a century and a quarter, so sacred that it
-should be kept, with religious fidelity, unchanged and unaltered? Recent
-events seem to cry out No!</p>
-
-<p>As times and conditions change, so do men, opinions and laws, and so
-should constitutions. It is superstitious bigotry to hold that our
-revolutionary forefathers were infallible and that they could and did
-foresee the conditions that are present in the opening years of the
-second century after theirs.</p>
-
-<p>On November 15th, 1777, the thirteen original colonies were banded
-together under what was called the "Articles of Confederation." Article
-II thereof said in part: "Each State retains its sovereignty, freedom
-and independence." Article III said: "The said States hereby severally
-enter into a firm league of friendship with each other, for their mutual
-and general welfare, binding themselves to assist each other." In the
-following articles they<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span> vested in the Congress full power to make such
-rules and regulations as it deemed best for the general welfare of all
-the people.</p>
-
-<p>Now, if all of the industries and labor organizations of the nation were
-to meet and agree to do as did the thirteen States, each reserving the
-right to send delegates to an empowered convention, then that convention
-would have power to pass such laws as were necessary to carry out the
-remedies hereinbefore suggested.</p>
-
-<p>If a constitution nearly a century and a half old, which has already
-been amended seventeen times, stands in the way of advancement and the
-general welfare, would any man say that the obstacle should not speedily
-be removed from that constitution?</p>
-
-<p>The solution herein suggested does not necessarily require action by
-Congress, and therefore an amendment to the constitution may not be
-required. Nevertheless, a Congress could be empowered to act, and if it
-were properly constituted and contained business men and representatives
-from all industries and labor organizations, instead of lawyers and
-politicians, it would answer the very purpose. Perhaps in time the
-people will learn what kind of men to send to Congress. NATIONAL
-DIRECTION would not necessarily require an immense industrial
-<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>department of government. NATIONAL DIRECTION is not national ownership.
-It does not embrace the idea of absolute control. It does not place the
-management of the Trusts in the hands of a department of government, or
-of a Congress, for each industry should continue to manage its own
-affairs, since it alone can be thoroughly conversant with the details of
-its own plant.</p>
-
-<p>I have aimed to show:</p>
-
-<blockquote><p>1. That the Trust has as many virtues as faults.</p>
-
-<p>2. That it can be so treated as to retain its virtues and to
-eliminate its faults.</p>
-
-<p>3. That the Trust must not be destroyed.</p>
-
-<p>4. That the government must not own and operate the Trust and
-Industrial Combinations.</p>
-
-<p>5. That NATIONAL DIRECTION is the only scientific and practical
-solution.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>The arguments herein are intended to show the advantages and
-practicability of NATIONAL DIRECTION of our industries, and the
-harmonious operation of those natural laws and forces which are
-incessantly working out their destiny. The inherent instincts of man,
-his nature, his desires, his ambitions, his weaknesses must all be
-considered in forming conclusions.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span> That which is right will finally
-prevail. We may retard the onward march of civilization, but we cannot
-permanently check it. Not only does reason and logic urge the acceptance
-of the conclusions herein presented, as it appears to the writer, but
-unmistakable evidences of a natural movement in the direction indicated
-are now apparent.</p>
-
-<p>If the premises given are sound, NATIONAL DIRECTION is desirable. If the
-conclusions are logical, NATIONAL DIRECTION is inevitable.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>The Public</i></h2>
-
-<p>Who or what are the public? You say, the people! What people? Dr.
-Johnson defined the public as "A majority of society," but this is
-rather indefinite. "The public! the public!" exclaims Chamfort, "how
-many fools does it take to make the public?" Bancroft did not think the
-public fools, for he says, "The public is wiser than the wisest critic."
-If the public is the majority, who is to say that they are wise or
-unwise, right or wrong, fools or philosophers? Who or what is to be the
-court of last resort? Somebody has said that the majority is usually
-wrong, but who is to decide whether the majority or that "somebody" is
-wrong? Schiller had but little faith in the majority, for he wrote,
-"Votes should be weighed, not counted; the voice of the majority is no
-proof of justice:" and Bovee suggests that a better principle than this,
-that "the majority shall rule," is this other, that justice shall rule.
-And according to the code of Justinian, "Justice is the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span> constant and
-perpetual desire to render every man his due." But, as a matter of fact,
-the majority seldom do rule, for while our public men and political
-bosses may say "The public be damned," as was publicly said by at least
-one man and echoed by at least a thousand, the public is pretty sure to
-get anything but justice, so long as such men are in control of the
-election machinery. The public have opinions, doubtless, but they have
-not yet found a way of expressing them when they want to, and not often
-do they get what they want. The public is a heterogeneous mass, without
-organization and without any settled community of interest. Sometimes,
-we call the public by the uncomplimentary name, the mob. Goethe thought
-the public particularly sensitive, for he said that "The public wishes
-itself to be managed like a woman; one must say nothing to it except
-what it likes to hear." He also thought them ungrateful, for he said,
-"He who serves the public is a poor animal; he worries himself to death,
-and no one thanks him for it." Hazlitt was of like mind, and he
-maintained that the public have neither shame nor gratitude.</p>
-
-<p>When we say of a man that he is popular with the masses, we mean with
-the people; and it is interesting to speculate on how we form such an<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
-opinion. How do we know that a man is popular with the people? Certainly
-we have not asked all the people about it, and the few we have asked may
-not be representative. Perhaps we form our opinion of the public's
-opinion from one or more of these things: what the newspapers say, what
-those persons say with whom we have talked, and from our knowledge of
-the human heart generally. As for the last, we know that such virtues as
-honesty, self-sacrifice, ability and courage are universally admired,
-and that such vices as dishonesty, selfishness and cowardice are
-universally condemned; so that if we know what impression certain acts
-of a public official have made, we may come pretty near knowing whether
-that man is or is not popular. As to the newspapers, they are usually
-very close to the people, but they are sometimes closer to some other
-influence.</p>
-
-<p>Certainly the public must not be put down as fools. They may be
-ignorant, when it comes to determining some great question over which
-the best minds of the world are in dispute; they may be illogical; they
-may be unreasoning; they may be sentimental; they may be unstable in
-judgment; but certainly they are not fools. Like children and animals,
-the most ignorant of the public have their instincts and intuitions,
-and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span> while the sun of public opinion may fluctuate from cloud to cloud,
-it generally sets true at last. Like the Athenians, and sheep, the
-public are more easily driven in a flock than individually. Just as the
-crowd will make way for the man who pushes boldly forward, so will the
-public follow any good leader who knows enough about his business to
-appreciate the value of such sentiments as patriotism, humanity,
-unselfish devotion and human sympathy. While such a leader is in favor,
-the public are more than willing to be led, like so many sheep, but the
-most trivial incident will sometimes win their disfavor, and history
-shows that the public are perfectly willing to crown a man one day and
-to hang him the next. To gain the favor of the mob is not so difficult;
-but to serve the public so that they and their posterity will in after
-years honor his name, that is indeed difficult, and decidedly worth while.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Popularity</i></h2>
-
-<p class="center">"I court not the votes of the fickle mob." Horace.</p>
-
-<p>Public favor is fickle fancy. It is as capricious, uncertain and
-unreliable as the weather; and, while we may at times predict where it
-will bestow its alleged blessings, we can never with certainty tell how
-long it will remain there. Those who crave popularity should remember
-that it begins by making a man its tool, and usually ends in making him
-an object of contempt. A very trifling circumstance often creates
-popularity, and a single circumstance just as trifling usually destroys
-it. Was there ever a more popular man than Dewey after the Manila
-victory? Yet the trifling circumstance of transferring his gift-house to
-his new wife almost destroyed it. Hobson was equally popular after the
-Merrimac episode, but he forfeited it by numerous kissing exhibitions.
-Bird S. Coler was extremely popular while comptroller of New York and
-lost the governorship by an inch, but his popularity was as quickly<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span>
-forfeited as it was acquired. Louis XVI was extremely popular, but he
-died at the guillotine a despised and hated monarch. Marie Antoinette
-was equally popular, until she told the mob, who were crying for bread,
-to eat cake. Napoleon was universally popular until he divorced
-Josephine, and again popular at the cradle of the King of Rome. The
-memory of Cromwell was infamous for more than a century, but now he is a
-world hero. Robespierre was popular until he attempted to check the
-effusion of bloodshed.</p>
-
-<p>Popularity knows no law and no precedent. It sometimes attaches to
-tyrants, for were not Caligula and Nero more popular than Germanicus? It
-sometimes attaches to ignorance, for who is today more popular than our
-champion batter or prize fighter? It sometimes attaches to immorality,
-for did it not adopt the infamous Pompadour and du Barry? It sometimes
-attaches to trifles, for was there ever such a fuss made over anything
-as the Teddybear? It sometimes delights in the downfall of royal
-favorites, and then exults in their reinstatements. It attaches to the
-great, at times, and then hails with shouts of exultation those who
-overthrow the great.</p>
-
-<p>He who delights in popularity must be <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>prepared to submit to the veriest
-subjugation, for he must <i>obey</i> the very ones whom he desires to
-<i>command</i>.</p>
-
-<p>True merit heeds not the fulsome acclamations of capricious popularity,
-but goes on its way regardless. It asks itself "What is right?" not
-"What will the public applaud?" Merit as well as folly, loves
-appreciation, but the one hopes for it as a just reward, while the other
-seeks it as a theft.</p>
-
-<p>There are two kinds of popularity: the popularity of men and the
-popularity of their productions, the latter being the more reliable and
-constant. The popularity of Roosevelt was mainly of the former kind, for
-it was his pleasing and picturesque personality that made him one of the
-most popular men of the last hundred years. As he recedes into history,
-we can tell better whether his name will remain a household word like
-Napoleon, Jackson, Lincoln, Webster, Grant, Bismarck and Gladstone's. It
-may be that certain popularity is ephemeral, for public opinion
-resembles a mind obeying by turns two directly opposite impulses,
-lauding a man to the skies one day, and, on the next, as it discovers
-him deficient in the merit it gratuitously ascribed to him, avenging
-itself by deprecating that which it had capriciously over-rated.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span></p><p>Popularity is the keystone of modern politics. Alas, too few men have
-we, who think, say, or act, without weighing the probabilities of its
-popularity. Our statesmen care more for what is popular than for what is
-right, and popularity is generally the sole consideration. To attain the
-honors of posterity and of history, a more solid merit is required than
-the ephemeral smile of popularity.</p>
-
-<p>Popularity is a delusion.</p>
-
-<p>It is an easy matter to become popular if one wants to, for all it
-requires is passive tolerance, and active commendation. Taking the
-individual, listen to his stories attentively, applaud his hobbies, rave
-over his phonograph, his pianola, or his pictures, or books, or his dog.
-A good listener is always popular. Taking the individual collectively,
-the public, the same rule holds good. Place your ear to the ground,
-study the whims of the people, learn how they worship, how they play and
-how they work, then preach their doctrines, pat them on the back,
-applaud their errors, and you can be popular. Rub the fur the right way
-and the cat won't scratch. Pioneers of thought seldom attain popularity.
-The man with a new idea, or who dares to preach something different, is
-usually put in jail<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span> while he is alive, and put in marble after he is
-dead. As Goethe says, "The public must be treated like women: they must
-be told absolutely nothing but what they like to hear."</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Greatness</i></h2>
-
-<blockquote><p>The first step to greatness is to be honest.&mdash;Johnson.</p>
-
-<p>All great men are partially inspired.&mdash;Cicero.</p>
-
-<p>All great men come out of the middle classes.&mdash;Emerson.</p>
-
-<p>No really great man ever thought himself so.&mdash;Hazlitt.</p>
-
-<p>The world knows nothing of its greatest men.&mdash;H. Taylor.</p>
-
-<p>What millions died that Caesar might be great!&mdash;Campbell.</p>
-
-<p>The great are only great because we carry them on our shoulders:
-when we throw them off they sprawl on the ground.&mdash;Montandre.</p>
-
-<p>It is not in the nature of great men to be exclusive and
-arrogant.&mdash;Beecher.</p>
-
-<p>None think the great unhappy but the great.&mdash;Young.</p>
-
-<p>There is but one method, and that is hard labor.&mdash;Sydney Smith.</p>
-
-<p>No man has come to true greatness who has not felt in some degree
-that his life belongs to his race, and that God gives him for
-mankind.&mdash;Phillips Brooks.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>What is genius? Is it merely the ability to master details, as somebody
-has said, or is it the result of some natural endowments, faculties, or
-aptitudes for a particular thing? That it is some uncommon power of
-intellect, all admit; but whether it is a general or a specific power,
-is much disputed. Doctor Johnson's notion was that genius is nothing
-more or less than great general powers of mind, capable of being turned
-any way, or in any direction, and that "a man who has vigor may<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span> walk to
-the East just as well as to the West." Emerson held quite the contrary
-view, for he says that a man is born to some one thing, and that he is
-"like a ship in a river; he runs against obstructions on every side but
-one; on that side all obstruction is taken away, and sweeps serenely
-over a deepening channel into an infinite sea." And again, in
-<i>Representative Men</i>, "Each man is, by secret liking, connected with
-some district of nature, whose agent and interpreter he is, as Linnaeus,
-of plants; Huber, of bees; Fries, of lichens; Van Mons, of pears;
-Dalton, of atomic forms; Euclid, of lines; Newton, of fluxions." On the
-other hand, versatility of genius is not uncommon, for was not Leonardo
-da Vinci master of all the arts? did not Lord Brougham excel in
-everything, until they said of him "Science is his forte, omniscience
-his foible"? and was not our own Franklin equally famous for his several
-accomplishments? Nevertheless, it is quite certain that most of the
-great men of history, in art, arms or letters, displayed genius in only
-one line; yet this does not signify that they could not have displayed
-equal genius in one or more other lines. Perhaps the case could be
-stated thus: (1) A genius is a man of uncommon power of intellect; (2)
-Every man has a natural bent for some one line of effort; (3) A genius
-is apt to follow his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span> natural bent, and thus excel in only one line; (4)
-A genius may also excel in one or more other lines, circumstances and
-environment leading him away from his natural inclinations.</p>
-
-<p>What is greatness? Who were the greatest men of history? Who are the
-great and the greatest men of the time? These are questions on every
-tongue, yet who may say the answer? Seneca, Bacon, Carlyle, Goethe,
-Emerson, Colton and other philosophers have written volumes without
-answering any of these questions, and nobody yet has been able to give
-answers satisfactory to all. There are four kinds of greatness: village
-greatness, provincial greatness, world greatness and era greatness, for
-we know that a man may be great in his village, mediocre in his
-province, county, state or country, a nonentity in the world, and a
-nobody in the era following that in which he lived. A few men are
-accepted as great during their lifetimes, a few of these are accepted as
-great outside their own colonies, and only a very few of these survive
-their own eras. While it is true that a man is seldom a hero in his own
-home, and that greatness is seen to better advantage from a distance,
-yet some greatness is so weak that it dies before it is fullgrown.
-Greatness is often divided into two kinds,&mdash;greatness of men of action,
-and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span> greatness of men of thought; yet this is an improper division,
-since all great men are men of action, and are always endowed with a
-force which may be called pneumatic energy.</p>
-
-<p>Bismarck once said that a really great man is known by three
-signs&mdash;generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation
-in success; but Brougham insists that "the true test of a great man is
-his having been in advance of his age." Schopenhauer, in estimating the
-greatness of great men, applies the inverted law of the physical, which
-stands for the intellectual and spiritual nature, the former being
-lessened by distance, the latter increased. But these views do not help
-us much in our effort to find what is greatness. When Sir William Jones
-was asked who was the greatest man, he answered, "The best: and if I am
-required to say who is the best, I reply he that deserved most of his
-fellow-creatures." Is this a correct test?&mdash;what
-fellow-creatures?&mdash;creatures of his own time, or of all time?&mdash;who is to
-judge what is best for them,&mdash;they or I?&mdash;and who is to say whether he
-is deserving or not, and deserving of what? Dempsey is a great fighter;
-Raphael was a great painter; Socrates a great philosopher; Hannibal a
-great general; Beecher a great preacher; Columbus a great discoverer;
-Browning a great poet; <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>Gibbon a great historian; Lincoln a great
-agitator; Dana a great editor; Steinitz a great chess-player; and so
-on,&mdash;perhaps the greatest of their time, but would they be numbered
-among the greatest men? Is a great shoemaker a great man? Yet he is very
-deserving of his fellow-creatures, and he may be the greatest of his
-kind. Is a great hangman as great as a great divine, and is the greatest
-clown to be numbered among the greatest men of history?</p>
-
-<p>Again, in selecting the great men, should there not be some limit in
-number and some method of declaring different degrees of greatness,
-because otherwise the man who wrote "Home, Sweet Home" might find a
-place alongside Shakespeare. Again, should a conqueror be classed among
-the great? Still again, are philosophers like Schopenhauer, Ibsen,
-Bernard Shaw and Nietzsche to be numbered among the great, when most
-people say that their philosophy is wrong, destructive and immoral? No
-wonder, then, that nobody has yet been able to give a satisfactory
-definition of Greatness. Alexander accomplished wonders: he conquered
-the then known world and wept for other worlds to conquer; but perhaps
-he was not so deserving of his fellows as some poor shoemaker. And take
-Napoleon: he made all Europe run blood; yet he certainly did<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span> much good;
-are we to balance his account and determine if the good outweighed the
-bad? Dante and Milton are always numbered among the greatest men, yet
-some do say that these great poets did more harm than good by
-perpetuating the false doctrines of Hell and Paradise. Was Robespierre a
-great man?&mdash;no one questions that great good came from the French
-Revolution, yet who will urge a monument to Robespierre, the
-personification of that Revolution? His intentions were good, however
-bad may have been the method, but so were Cromwell's regardless of his
-fanaticism; yet public opinion curses the one and crowns the other. Some
-men seem to accomplish world-wonders without effort, while others
-struggle against tremendous odds: of the two, the latter, of course, are
-the greater, because, as Bryant says, "Difficulty is a nurse of
-greatness&mdash;a harsh nurse, who rocks her foster children roughly, but
-rocks them into strength. The mind, grappling with great aims and
-wrestling with mighty impediments, grows by a certain necessity to the
-stature of greatness." Some say that greatness is founded in human
-sympathy, and that the man who shows the biggest heart plus the greatest
-ability to do, is the greatest man. Others say that greatness consists
-in reforming the world along religious lines, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span> still others maintain
-that greatness is merely righteousness&mdash;"He is not great, who is no
-greatly good" (Shakespeare). Was Caesar great? Remember Campbell's
-line,&mdash;"What millions died that Caesar might be great." Beecher was
-doubtless right when he said, "Greatness lies not in being strong, but
-in the right use of strength," but men may differ as to what is the
-right use, for, suppose he uses it to defend his people against some
-other people, and for a cause which he believes in, as did Robert E.
-Lee? He thought he was right, many others thought he was right, and he
-displayed qualities truly great, yet Beecher would say that Lee was not
-a great man. No great man ever yet lived who was conceded so to be by
-everybody. We see many who are great, in a sense, and many that are
-good; but we seldom see a man who is both great and good; and, according
-to Franklin, a great man must be both. Leonardo da Vinci was great at
-many things,&mdash;"master of all the arts," and as virtuous as most men, yet
-many people place Caesar and Alexander in the list of great men and
-leave da Vinci out. Perhaps Colton was right when he said, "Subtract
-from the great men all that he owes to opportunity, all that he owes to
-chance, and all that he has gained by the wisdom of his friends and the
-folly of his<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span> enemies, and the giant will often be seen to be a pigmy."
-Shall we class Joan of Arc among the great? She was the victim of an
-illusion and she accomplished that which was bound to come. Shall we
-nominate Diogenes? He was what would now be called a tramp and lived in
-a tub. Shall we give Socrates a niche? He was also something of a tramp,
-and we may never know how much he really said of the many wise things
-which Plato attributed to him. Shall we declare Washington and Jefferson
-great, and not Tom Paine, when the latter knew more than the other two
-together, and gave them most of their ideas? No, we don't do that,
-because they say that Paine's religious views were bad. Shall Theodore
-Roosevelt go on the list? Shall we put Martin Luther on, and not
-Voltaire? And how about poor John Brown?&mdash;he did not accomplish much but
-he tried mighty hard and died in the attempt. Shall Booker T.
-Washington's name not go on the immortal list just because he is black?
-If not, how about Confucius who was yellow? Shall Jesus' name be written
-on the scroll and not Buddha's or Mohammed's? The fact is that it is
-next to impossible to name a complete list of the <i>great</i> men of
-history,&mdash;to say nothing of the <i>greatest</i> men. One of the toughest
-problems I ever attempted to solve was once<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span> given me by a young
-student, who asked me to write down the names of the twenty-five
-greatest men. I spent many evenings on it, and the answer was published
-in many newspapers. The chief difficulty came in the attempt to limit
-the list to just twenty-five&mdash;it is easy to make a list of <i>about</i>
-twenty-five, or about fifty, or about ten.</p>
-
-<p>As I remember it, the list was as follows:</p>
-
-<table summary="Genius">
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;1. Moses</td>
- <td class="left">13. Dante</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;2. Homer</td>
- <td class="left">14. Copernicus</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;3. Pericles</td>
- <td class="left">15. Galileo</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;4. Alexander</td>
- <td class="left">16. Shakespeare</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;5. Plato</td>
- <td class="left">17. Bacon</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;6. Aristotle</td>
- <td class="left">18. Milton</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;7. Archimedes</td>
- <td class="left">19. Cromwell</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;8. Julius Caesar</td>
- <td class="left">20. Newton</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">&nbsp;9. Augustus Caesar</td>
- <td class="left">21. Napoleon</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">10. Charlemagne</td>
- <td class="left">22. Beethoven</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">11. Alfred the Great</td>
- <td class="left">23. Goethe</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class="left">12. Leonardo da Vinci&nbsp;&nbsp;</td>
- <td class="left">24. Franklin</td>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td colspan="2" class="center">25. Lincoln</td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>This list is not yet satisfactory. It should contain John Fiske, who
-knew everything, Herbert Spencer, Darwin, Kant, Descartes, Emerson,
-Washington,&mdash;but hold! there is no end. Ten years from now I shall make
-another list and it<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span> will probably contain a new name, perhaps
-Roosevelt, Wilson, Bryan, Foch.</p>
-
-<p>As Rochefoucauld says, "However brilliant an action may be, it ought not
-to pass for great when it is not the result of great design." Some men
-became famous&mdash;apparently great&mdash;by accident, or because of
-circumstances, but that is not greatness. I once became the manager of a
-dinner in honor of Mr. Bryan, and, like Byron, woke up one morning to
-find myself famous&mdash;think of it!&mdash;famous for getting up a dinner. But
-such fame is meteoric and has but a mushroom existence. Fielding says
-somewhere that Greatness is like a laced coat from Monmouth Street,
-which fortune lends us for a day to wear and tomorrow puts it on
-another's back; but he did not mean Greatness, but Fame, or Popularity,
-Greatness is not greatness if it is not lasting. If we cannot tell what
-greatness is, we can tell what it is not. The greatness of a man must be
-judged from the viewpoint of his own time, and we must make due
-allowance for his weaknesses and blunders; for was not Napoleon a
-believer in astrology, and could not any school-child today correct
-Aristotle in natural history and physiology? With this thought in mind
-we shall not have so much difficulty in singling out the great men<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span> of
-history. "Nature never sends a great man into the planet, without
-confiding the secret to another soul" (Emerson), and we soon discover
-them, but not often in their own time&mdash;it requires the perspective of
-history to get them in focus. Great men are the models of nations. As
-Longfellow says, "they stand like solitary towers in the City of God,
-and secret passages running deep beneath external nature give their
-thoughts intercourse with higher intelligence, which strengthens and
-consoles them, and of which the laborers on the surface do not even dream."</p>
-
-<hr class="smler" />
-
-<p>"Corporations are great engines for the promotion of the public
-convenience, and for the development of public wealth, and, so long as
-they are conducted for the purposes for which organized, they are a
-public benefit; but if allowed to engage, without supervision, in
-subjects of enterprise foreign to their charters, or if permitted
-unrestrainedly to control and monopolize the avenues to that industry in
-which they are engaged, they become a public menace; against which
-public policy and statutes design protection."</p>
-
-<p class="center"><i>Leslie V. Lorillard, et al.</i>&mdash;110 N. Y. 533.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>The Martyrdom of Genius</i></h2>
-
-<p>It seems that those who have done the most good in this world have
-usually been the most unfortunate. The history-makers are our martyr
-heroes, abhored for their virtues, tortured for their courage, and
-persecuted for their good deeds. Verily, all the world's a stage, and
-the great actors appear upon it, say their lines, perform their parts,
-and then disappear behind the curtain amid a storm of hisses. Genius is
-seldom appreciated at short range. We praise dead saints, and persecute
-living ones: we <i>roast</i> our great men in one age, and boast of them in
-the next. Let us see if history does not bear out these
-assertions.&mdash;Alexander the Great died in his youth; Socrates was made to
-drink the fatal hemlock; Leonidas, the immortal Greek patriot, was
-hanged; Xerxes was assassinated in his sleep; Scipio was strangled in
-his bed; Seneca, the Roman moralist, was banished to Corsica; Hannibal
-took poison to prevent falling into the enemy's hands; Caesar was
-assassinated<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span> by his friends; Philip of Macedon was assassinated by his
-body guard; Archimedes was stabbed for not going to Marcellus till he
-had finished his problem; Belisarius was sentenced to death and blinded;
-Mohammed was despised and persecuted; Bruno was burned alive and his
-ashes thrown to the four winds of heaven; Dante was banished from
-Florence; Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded; Admiral Coligny was murdered
-at the Massacre of St. Bartholomew; Joan of Arc was burned at the stake;
-Savonarola was burned on a heap of faggots for his religious preaching;
-Madam Roland was beheaded; Cardinal Wolsey died on his way to the
-scaffold; Milton was stricken blind; Martin Luther was excommunicated
-and persecuted; Anne Boleyn, the good and true wife of Henry VIII, was
-beheaded; Palissy the Potter had to burn his house to feed his furnace,
-and was imprisoned in the Bastile for his religious faith; Mary, Queen
-of Scots, was beheaded after a long imprisonment; Cervantes, creator of
-Don Quixote, was imprisoned for debt and suffered want; Edmund Spenser,
-author of "Faerie Queen," also died of want; Henry of Navarre was
-assassinated; Galileo was made to recant under penalty of death;
-Napoleon was sent to St. Helena; Oliver Cromwell was an exile, a<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span> price
-upon his head; Charles I. was beheaded, Marshal Ney, "Bravest of the
-Brave," was cruelly shot to death for alleged treason; Madame Racamier,
-the most beautiful and charming woman in history, died poor, blind and
-an exile; Voltaire was arrested, imprisoned and exiled; Beethoven, "The
-Shakespeare of Music," was stricken deaf; Mozart was buried in Potter's
-Field; the gallant Decatur and the illustrious Hamilton were cruelly
-shot by duelists; John Brown was shot for trying to free the slaves;
-Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley were assassinated; Madame De Stael was
-banished from Paris because Napoleon did not like her; Florence
-Nightingale became a chronic invalid; Marie Antoinette was beheaded;
-Garibaldi was condemned to death and compelled to flee his native land;
-Gen. Custer fought the Indians till none of his soldiers lived and then
-died upon the battle-field; Victor Hugo was made to flee Brussels;
-Lafayette in France was imprisoned and nearly starved to death; David
-Livingstone, explorer, died in the wilds of Africa; Tasso was exiled and
-imprisoned and died in poverty; Lovejoy was murdered; Wm. Lloyd Garrison
-and Wendell Phillips were mobbed on the streets of Boston; Sir Henry
-Vane was beheaded because he asserted liberty; William Penn was<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
-persecuted and imprisoned; Aristides was exiled; Aristotle had to flee
-for his life and swallowed poison; Pythagoras was persecuted and
-probably burned to death; Paul was beheaded; Spinoza was tracked,
-hunted, cursed and forbidden aid or food; Huss, Wyclif, Latimer and
-Lyndale were burned at the stake; Schiller was buried in a three-thaler
-coffin at midnight without funeral rites; Pompey was assassinated in
-Egypt by one of his own officers; Shelley, the poet, was drowned;
-William, Prince of Orange, was assassinated; Anaxagoras was dragged to
-prison for asserting his idea of God; Gerbert, Roger Bacon and Cornelius
-Agrippa, the great chemists and geometricians, were abhored as
-magicians; Petrarch lived in deadly fear of the wrath of the priests;
-Descartes was horribly persecuted in Holland when he first published his
-opinions; Racine and Corneille nearly died of starvation; Lee Sage, in
-his old age was saved from starvation by his son who was an actor;
-Boethius, Selden, Grotius and Sir John Pettus wrote many of their best
-works in jail; John Bunyan wrote Pilgrim's Progress while in prison; De
-Foe, author of the immortal Cruso, was imprisoned for writing a
-pamphlet, and so was Leigh Hunt for a similar offense; Homer was a
-beggar; Plautus turned a mill; Terence<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span> was a slave; Paul Borghese had
-fourteen trades, yet starved with them all; Bentivoglio was refused
-admission into the hospital he had himself erected; Camoens, author of
-the Lusiad, died in an alms house; Dryden lived in poverty and distress;
-Otway died prematurely through hunger; Steele was constantly pursued by
-bailiffs; Fielding was buried in a factory graveyard without a stone;
-Savage died in jail at Lisbon; Butler lived in penury and died in
-distress; Chatterton, pursued by misfortune, killed himself in his
-youth; Samuel Abbott, inventor of the process of turning potatoes into
-starch, was burned to death in his own factory; Chaucer exchanged a
-palace for a prison; Bacon died in disgrace; Ben Johnson lived and died
-in poverty; Bishop Taylor was imprisoned; Clarendon died in exile; Swift
-and Addison lived and died unhappy and unfortunate; Dr. Johnson died of
-scrofula, in poverty and pain; Goldsmith was always poor and died in
-squalor and misery; Smollett, several times fined and imprisoned, died
-at 33; Cowper was poor and tinged with madness. Of the American
-discoverers, Columbus was put in chains and died of poverty and neglect;
-Roldin and Bobadilla were drowned; Ovando was harshly superceded; Las
-Casas sought refuge in a cowl; Ojeda died in extreme<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> poverty; Encisco
-was deposed by his own men; Nicuessa perished miserably by the cruelty
-of his party; Basco Nunez de Balboa was disgracefully beheaded; Narvaez
-was imprisoned in a tropical dungeon and afterwards died of hardship;
-Cortez was dishonored; Alvarado was destroyed in ambush; Almagro was
-garroted; Pizarro was murdered and his four brothers were cut off.</p>
-
-<p>Doubtless, many other martyrs could be mentioned, but perhaps the
-foregoing will suffice to prove our case. As Napoleon once said, it is
-the cause and not the death that makes the martyr, and many of the
-foregoing martyrs perhaps deserved to die as they did. But, who may say?
-An additional list will be found in "Fox's Martyrs," but they are mostly
-religious martyrs, whereas the foregoing is general and fairly
-representative of every age and of every calling.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Gentlemen, Be Seated</i></h2>
-
-<p>When the interlocutor says these words, all the men sit down. They all
-assume that they are gentlemen; anyway, they know that they have been
-called such, and they accept the appellation. Any man will be offended
-if you say he is no gentleman. Every man wants to be known as a
-gentleman. The sign that reads "Gentlemen will not expectorate upon the
-floor&mdash;others <i>must</i> not," is very effective, because every man who
-reads it will obey, fearing that if he does not he will not be rated as
-a gentleman. You cannot appeal to him on any stronger ground; the
-dangers of tuberculosis, cleanliness, the ladies' skirts, and such, do
-not weigh so heavy as the argument that real gentlemen do not
-expectorate. Take the lowliest laborer, and you cannot pay him a higher
-compliment than to make him understand that you rate him as a gentleman.
-Even pickpockets, burglars and thugs pride themselves on being
-gentlemen, when off duty, and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span> it is their highest ambition to get
-dressed up and to frequent the same hotels, restaurants and resorts that
-gentlemen frequent. And yet, if you ask any of these what a gentleman
-is, he cannot tell you. For that matter, who can? What is a gentleman?
-What are the qualifications and requirements? Can a person be a
-gentleman part of the time and not all the time, or is he born one way
-or the other? Can a person who was not born a gentleman acquire the
-title? Is it a matter of birth, a matter of character, a matter of
-conscience, a matter of dress, a matter of conduct, or a matter of
-education? Can a man who has been brought up in ignorance, crime, filth,
-squalor, and degradation be educated to be a gentleman, or will his real
-self pop out sometime and show that he is not? The dictionary definition
-of a gentleman is: "A man of good birth; every man above the rank of
-yeoman, comprehending noblemen; a man who, without a title, bears a coat
-of arms, or whose ancestors were freemen; a man of good breeding and
-politeness, as distinguished from the vulgar and clownish; a man in a
-position of life above a tradesman or mechanic; a term of complaisance."
-But none of these definitions covers the modern "gentleman"; not one is
-adequate. Chaucer's idea was that "He is gentle<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span> who doth gentle deeds."
-Calvert's was that a gentleman is a Christian product. Goldsmith's, that
-the barber made the gentleman. Locke's, that education begins the
-gentleman and that good company and reflection finishes him. Hugo's,
-that he is the best gentleman who is the son of his own deserts.
-Emerson's, that cheerfulness and repose are the badge of a gentleman.
-Steele's, that to be a fine gentleman is to be generous and brave.
-Spenser's, that it is a matter of deeds and manners. Shaftesbury's, that
-it is the taste of beauty and the relish of what is decent, just and
-amiable that perfects the gentleman. Byron's, that the grace of being,
-without alloy of fop or beau, a finished gentleman, is something that
-Nature writes on the brow of certain men. Beaconsfield's, that propriety
-of manners and consideration for others are the two main characteristics
-of a gentleman. Hazlitt's, that a gentleman is one who understands and
-shows every mark of deference to the claims of self-love in others, and
-exacts it in turn from them, and that <i>propriety</i> is as near a word as
-any to denote the manners of the gentlemen&mdash;plus elegance, for fine
-gentlemen, dignity for noblemen and majesty for kings.</p>
-
-<p>Chesterfield's opinion ought to be worth considering&mdash;"A gentleman has
-ease without <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>familiarity, is respectful without meanness, genteel
-without affectation, insinuating without seeming art." Likewise
-Ruskin's&mdash;"A gentleman's first characteristic is that fineness of
-structure in the body which renders it capable of the most delicate
-sensation; and of structure in the mind which renders it capable of the
-most delicate sympathies; one may say simply 'fineness of structure.'"
-The Psalmist describes a gentleman as one "that walketh uprightly, and
-worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart," and Samuel
-Smiles adds that a gentleman's qualities depend, not on fashion or
-manners, but or moral worth; not on personal possessions, but on
-personal qualities. Thackeray intimates that a gentleman must be honest,
-gentle, generous, brave, wise; and, possessing all these qualities, he
-must exercise them in the most graceful outward manner. That he must be
-a loyal son, a true husband, and an honest father. That his life ought
-to be decent, his bills paid, his taste high and elegant, and his aim in
-life lofty and noble. A more modern view is that of the great English
-philosopher, Herbert Spencer, who says that "Thoughtfulness for others,
-generosity, modesty and self-respect are the qualities that make the
-real gentleman or lady, as distinguished from the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span> veneered article that
-commonly goes by that name." And here's another view:</p>
-
-<p><i>Gentleman</i>&mdash;A man that's clean outside and in; who neither looks up to
-the rich nor down on the poor; who can lose without squealing and who
-can win without bragging; who is considerate of women, and children and
-old people; who is too brave to lie, too generous to cheat, and who
-takes his share of the world and lets other people have theirs.</p>
-
-<p>Originally <i>gentleman</i> was merely a designation, not a description, and
-it was meant to apply to men occupying a certain conventional social
-position. It had no reference to the qualities of heart, mind and soul.
-Later the word <i>gentleman</i> was given an exclusively ethical application.
-Both ideas are extremes, and both are wrong, because the former might
-apply to thieves, liars, cads, fops and ruffians, and the latter might
-apply to servants and slaves, many of whom are men of the best and
-truest type. There is an old saw that runs&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"What is a gentleman?</div>
-<div class="i1">He is always polite,</div>
-<div class="i1">He always does right,</div>
-<div>And that is a gentleman."</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>If it is difficult to ascertain what a gentleman is, it is not difficult
-to ascertain what a gentleman is not. For example, a gentleman is not&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span></p><p>1. One who jumps into the one vacant seat when there are women
-standing.</p>
-
-<p>2. One who smokes or swears in a public elevator in the presence of a
-lady.</p>
-
-<p>3. One who dashes through swinging doors and lets them bang into the
-face of those behind.</p>
-
-<p>4. One who jumps on the platform of a moving car when others are
-patiently waiting to get on.</p>
-
-<p>5. One who eats with his knife, picks his teeth in public, spits on the
-floor, wipes his mouth on the tablecloth, coughs or sneezes in public
-without covering his mouth, or cleans his nails in a public place.</p>
-
-<p>6. One who carries his umbrella extended horizontally under his arm,
-with the sharp ferrule sticking out behind to the inconvenience if not
-peril of others.</p>
-
-<p>7. One who rushes into a car before those in it have time to get off.</p>
-
-<p>8. One who occupies two seats for himself and his newspaper or parcels
-in a crowded car.</p>
-
-<p>9. One who fails to apologize when he has unintentionally insulted
-another.</p>
-
-<p>10. One who refuses to apologize or make amend when he has intentionally
-insulted another.</p>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span></p><p>11. One who always wants to bet or to fight when he is getting the
-worst of an argument.</p>
-
-<p>12. One who neglects to respect old age.</p>
-
-<p>13. One who is mean, selfish and inconsiderate of the rights and
-convenience of others.</p>
-
-<p>14. One who deliberately uses uncouth or vulgar language.</p>
-
-<p>15. One who is intentionally neglectful of his appearance to the extent
-of wearing soiled linen in public and of neglecting his person so that
-he is obnoxious to the olfactory organs of those around him.</p>
-
-<p>16. One who lacks tolerance and who wrangles with everybody who does not
-do as he would like them to do.</p>
-
-<p>17. One who has a hot temper and does not know enough to put his foot on
-the soft pedal.</p>
-
-<p>18. One who laughs at a drunken man or woman or who induces them to
-become so.</p>
-
-<p>19. One who thinks that the world owes him a living and who proceeds to
-collect it from everybody he comes across, by foul means or fair.</p>
-
-<p>20. One who does not know that women, children and elderly people are
-entitled to a preference and to unusual consideration on all occasions.</p>
-
-<p>Gentlemen, be seated, and we will inquire<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span> still further as to what a
-gentleman is and is not. Of course, at this command you are all seated.
-The commander knew that there would be no exceptions in your judgment.
-But, even if you do not agree with the opinions of those quoted above,
-you have your own notions as to what is a gentleman, and it is a safe
-bet that not one of you live up to those qualifications. The most
-perfect of gentlemen sometimes fail to live up to their best. We all
-fall down once in a while.</p>
-
-<p>Some people define gentlemen as follows:</p>
-
-<p><i>Gentleman</i>&mdash;One who does not wear detachable cuffs; one who changes his
-shirt every day; one whose clothes are of the latest pattern; one who
-wears a cane, a silk hat and patent leather shoes; one who has money and
-spends it freely; one who tips the waiter generously, and who would not
-soil his hands by shaking hands with a laborer; one who is above work
-and who would not associate with a common tradesman; one who respects to
-the point of worship anybody who has money and who detests to the point
-of hatred everybody who has not; one who has his nails manicured twice a
-week, and who always wears gloves in public; one who thinks that the
-greatest thing in the world is to belong to the smart set and to be
-fashionable.</p>
-
-<p>Such people forget that the <i>gentleman</i> is solid<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span> mahogany, while the
-fashionable man is only veneer. They forget that the gentleman is not so
-much what he is without as what he is within. You cannot make a
-gentleman out of fine clothes, even if you add elegant manners. Nor will
-education complete him. When you educate the thief you do not
-necessarily cure his thievery, and you often make him a more
-accomplished thief. And some of the greatest thieves and cut-throats
-have the most elegant manners and wear the finest clothes. The real
-gentleman must be a gentleman clean through, from the center of his
-heart to the top of his brain. Culture and refinement in the true sense
-proceed from within. While they can be purchased at any good
-boarding-school, this is another brand, and partake of the qualities of
-varnish. They are a sort of polish.</p>
-
-<p>Gentlemen, be seated. Ah, you do not seat yourselves so quickly! You
-begin to see the light. Perhaps you realize that you are not so much of
-a gentleman as you at first thought you were. You may have the instincts
-of a gentleman, you may have good breeding, good manners, education,
-refinement, good intentions, even culture, yet you know down in your
-secret souls that you have some qualities that are not those of the
-real, true gentleman. You may have gentleness, <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>generosity, honesty,
-polish, and yet you lack some of the other ingredients that are used in
-the manufacture of a gentleman. But never you mind. None of us are
-perfect&mdash;not even the writer! And you frown when you are told that <i>you</i>
-are not gentlemen. But you are not. There is no such thing as a
-gentleman. How can there be when a gentleman is a <i>perfect man</i>? The
-thing to do is to try to be a gentleman. Let's try hard.</p>
-
-<p>Gentlemen, be seated. You all sit, because you <i>try</i> to be gentlemen,
-and, for aught I know, you are as much gentlemen as anybody. Anyway, if
-you try, you are, to all intents and purposes; for, if a man does the
-best he can he is entitled to the highest honors, and what higher honors
-are there than to be known as a real gentleman?</p>
-
-<p>Gentlemen, be seated, and we shall hear from a wonderful philosopher,
-Herr Friedrich Nietzsche. A million sages and diagnosticians, in all
-ages of the world, have sought to define the gentleman, and their
-definitions have been as varied as their minds, as we have already seen.
-Nietzsche's definition, according to Mencken's translation, is based on
-the fact that the gentleman is ever a man of more than average influence
-and power, and on the further fact that this<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span> superiority is admitted by
-all. The vulgarian may boast of his bluff honesty, but at heart he looks
-up to the gentleman, who goes through life serene and imperturbable.
-There is in the gentleman an unmistakable air of fitness and efficiency,
-and it is this that makes it possible for him to be gentle and to regard
-those below him with tolerance. The demeanor of highborn persons shows
-plainly that in their minds the consciousness of power is ever present.
-Above all things, they strive to avoid a show of weakness, whether it
-takes the form of inefficiency or of a too-easy yielding to passion or
-emotion. They never sink exhausted into a chair. On the train, when the
-vulgar try to make themselves comfortable, these higher folk avoid
-reclining. They do not seem to get tired after hours of standing at
-court. They do not furnish their homes in a comfortable, but in a
-spacious and dignified manner, as if they were the abodes of a greater
-and taller race of beings. To a provoking speech, they reply with
-politeness and self-possession&mdash;and not as if horrified, crushed,
-abashed, enraged or out of breath, after the manner of plebians. The
-gentleman knows how to preserve the appearance of ever-present physical
-strength, and he knows, too, how to convey the impression that his soul
-and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span> intellect are a match for all dangers and surprises, by keeping up
-an unchanging serenity and civility, even under the most trying
-circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>Thus spake Nietzsche, but he was really defining an aristocrat, or one
-of the so-called nobility, for which he had a profound respect. Here is
-still another definition:</p>
-
-<p><i>Gentility</i>&mdash;Perfect veracity, frank urbanity, total unwillingness to
-give offense; the gentleness of right-hearted, level-headed good nature;
-kindliness tactfully exercised through clear sense that duly appreciates
-current circumstances involving the personal rights, privileges and
-susceptibilities of others; and, while justly regarding these, acting on
-what they generally suggest so considerately and so gracefully that a
-pleasurable, heartfelt recognition of finest decency is inspired in others.</p>
-
-<p>An old wag once said, "I never refuse to drink with a gentleman, and a
-gentleman is a man who invites me to take a drink." That is the Kentucky
-idea. But this is not:</p>
-
-<p><i>Gentleman</i>&mdash;One who has courage without bravado, pride without vanity,
-and who is innately&mdash;not studiously, but innately&mdash;considerate of the
-feelings of others.</p>
-
-<p>And so the definitions vary inversely as the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span> square of the desirability
-of the kind of gentleman we try to be. In brief, a <i>gentleman</i> is
-indefinable as it is unmistakable. You can always tell him when you meet
-him, but you cannot tell how or why.</p>
-
-<p>Gentlemen, be seated. This is final. Just think over what you have
-heard, and see if there is not now a clear idea of what a gentleman is
-and is not. If you have read between the lines, you have seen the true
-lights on the subject. Wit and mirth and humorous allusions&mdash;such as
-they are&mdash;should not obscure the real issue. Do we not all know now what
-a gentleman is? Quite true that we cannot define it, without a very
-large vocabulary and thousands of words, yet we feel that we know. And,
-knowing what a gentleman is, surely we shall all try to be one. And then
-what more can the gods require?</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Beards</i></h2>
-
-<p>And so the beard is coming in fashion again. Consoling thought to you of
-the fertile facial soil and with ugly contour or ungainly blemishes to
-conceal, but distressing to those chubby-faced, masculine beauties whose
-tender skins will not yield a plentiful crop. But, you have had your
-day, oh, ye of the germ-proof, Napoleonic countenance; so, discard your
-Gillettes, and make way for his majesty&mdash;The Beard. The halcyon days of
-the razor are no more, if we are to believe fickle Dame Fashion, and we
-are now to welcome the day of the shears. If nature has been stingy, and
-that glorious excrescence, the beard, is impossible to you, mon cher,
-pray accept our sympathy; but, please be generous enough to take the
-inevitable with good grace, and not worry us with foolish arguments
-about bearded barbarians and unsanitary savages. We know that you can
-make a strong case against the beard, but we imagine we can make one
-equally strong in its favor. All<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span> of your progenitors had them,
-including Adam&mdash;if we are to believe the ancient monuments, all of which
-show those gentlemen with a bushy beard of no mean dimensions. You say
-the ancient Egyptians wore no beards? Yes, but please observe that on
-occasions of high festivity, they wore false beards as assertions of
-their dignity and virility, and always represented their male deities
-with splendid hirsute adornments tip-tilted at the ends. It is true that
-they called the Greeks and Romans "barbarians" (bearded, unshaven,
-savages), and that about 300 B. C., the latter began to shave and in
-turn to call other peoples "barbarians"; but these incidents were only
-passing fancies, freaks and fashions soon to make way for the
-approaching, persistent reign of the beard. You say that Julian argued
-arduously against the beard? Yes, but would you take for a model a man
-whose whole body was bearded, and who prided himself on his long
-finger-nails and on the inky blackness of his hands? And don't forget
-that the reason Alexander abolished beards in his army was one that
-hardly fits your case, for was it not because the enemy had a habit of
-using the beard as a handle, much to the inconvenience&mdash;to say nothing
-of the discomfort&mdash;of the victim?</p>
-
-<p>The beard has had an eventful career, and has<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span> always been the bone of
-contention between nations, churches, politicians, kings, gods, and
-barbers. As to the last, suffice it to say that beards existed before
-barbers, and that barbers are now as favorable to beards as they are
-unfavorable to safety razors. As for the churches, they have been
-alternately pro and con: Israel brought the beard safely out of Egyptian
-bondage; the Orientals cherished it as a sacred thing; the Scriptures
-abound with examples of how it was used to interpret pride, joy, sorrow,
-despondency, etc., the Greek church was for beards, and the Roman church
-against; the Popes of Naples wore beards at various periods; and now,
-most of our popes, priests and preachers keep their "chins new reaped."
-In Asia, wars have been declared on alleged grievances concerning
-shaving, and Nero offered some of the hairs of his beard to Jupiter
-Capitolinus who could well have bearded a dozen emperors from his own.
-Herodotus has more to say of beards than of belles, bibles and Belzebub,
-and the other poets and historians have found inspiration in like theme.
-In some times, beards denoted noble birth and in others they were tokens
-of depravity or of ostracism. The Roskolniki, a sect of schismatics,
-maintained that the divine image resided in the beard, and for ages the
-beard was the <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>outward sign of a true man. In brief, the beard has had a
-Titanic struggle for existence, first up, then down, first on and then
-off. Just as it would attain the zenith of its glory, some beardless
-king would come along and dethrone it, as was the case in Spain, for
-example, when Philip V's tender chin refused to bear fruit, which
-calamity soon changed the fashion among the Spanish nobility. And, no
-sooner would the bald chin be established in favor, than some ugly-faced
-prince would come forward with an edict that the elect must again
-display the manly beard, as in France, when the young king's face was so
-disfigured with scars that he found a beard necessary to give him an
-appearance of respectability, whereupon all his faithful subjects found
-that they also had scars to conceal, much to the dismay of the barbers.</p>
-
-<p>Then, again, the beard was often attacked by the assessors, as well as
-by the churches and fashions; for did not Peter the Great levy a heavy
-tax on all Russian beards, and did not Queen Elizabeth, in spite of
-bearded Raleigh, impose a tax of 3s. 4d. on all beards above a
-fortnight's growth? These were unfair handicaps to the beard, and
-greatly hampered its progress, but, beards, like truth, crushed to earth
-will rise again, and so always did the beard. For, observe<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span> that in the
-reign of Henry VIII the lawyers wore imposing beards, which became so
-fashionable that the authorities at Lincoln's Inn made them pay double
-common to sit at the great table; but mark that this was before 1535
-when Henry raised his own crisp beard which afterwards became so
-celebrated. Beginning with the 13th century, when beards first came in
-fashion in England, up to the present, the poor beard has had a
-checkered career, but of late it has held its own with commendable
-persistency, and now all Europe is bearded, as it was in the beginning.</p>
-
-<p>If the beard was sometimes held in respect, as in the Bastile, where an
-official was kept busy shaving the captives, and as in our own prisons,
-where the guests of the state are kept beardless, do you say that
-occasionally it was held in contempt and betokens laziness and rudeness?
-Yes, but, when your entire list of digressions is exposed, and your
-whole catalog of objections exhausted, you will find that His Majesty
-the Beard still waves triumphantly. It may be trod under foot for a
-time, but, just as the shaven beard will soon grow again, so will the
-beard that has been legislated against by court, church or fashion. In
-days of old, to touch the beard rudely was to assail the dignity of its
-owner; and<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span> when a man placed his hand upon his beard and swore by it,
-he felt bounden by the most sacred of oaths. We all have a certain
-reverence for traditions, and those of the beard are still respected,
-among the uncivilized as well as among the civilized. Was it not Juan de
-Castro, the Portuguese admiral, who borrowed a thousand pistoles and
-pledged one of his whiskers, saying, "All the gold in the world cannot
-equal this natural ornament of my valor?" Persius associated wisdom with
-the beard, and called Socrates "Magister Barbatus" in commendation of
-that gentleman's populous beard. And do not the sculptors and painters
-usually represent Jupiter, Hercules and Plato with the same tokens of
-strength, fortitude, sturdiness and virility? Who would favor a
-"beardless youth" to Numa Pimpolius&mdash;he of the magnificent flowing
-beard? Who would prefer a Shakespeare, a Longfellow, a Whitman, a
-Ruskin, a Charlemagne, shorn of their hirsute adornments? Or a Lincoln,
-Grant or Lee? But, of course, there are beards and beards; we are not
-lost in admiration at sight of such anomalies as those of John Mayo
-("John the Bearded"), or of Emperor Frederick Barbarossa, nor even with
-that majestic forest of hair which was attached to Queen Mary's agent to
-Moscow, George Killingworth,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span> whose beard measured five feet two inches,
-and which so pleased the grim Ivan the Terrible that he actually laughed
-and played with it. Coming down to the present, some of us will prefer
-the silky, golden beard, such as adorns the handsome countenance of
-Judge Wilkin, of the Children's Court; some the splendid snow-white
-beard of Hudson Maxim, or the shorter and less white beard of our able
-and amiable Edwin Markham; or the mixed, philosophic beard of General
-Vanderbilt; or, perchance, we prefer the sandy, semi-gray beard of that
-profound jurist, statesman, philosopher,&mdash;Judge Gaynor. And then there
-is the erudite Bernard Shaw, and our virtuous statesman Judge Hughes,
-and then there was the sage and honorable keeper of the public baths,
-Dr. Wm. H. Hale, and Oscar Hammerstein, the impressario. Yes, the beard
-is coming, so away with your safety razors, and supply your barber with
-shears. Away with your alum, salves and powders, and look up the old
-recipes for hair-restoring. The Roman youths used household oils to coax
-the hairs to grow, but the apothecaries of those days were not so
-cunning as ours, and soon we may expect to see the bill-boards and
-advertising pages filled with notices of new preparations guaranteed to
-grow a beard in a night, and directions how to care for,<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span> dress, comb,
-clip and preserve it. No doubt we shall soon become as careful of those
-sacred emblems of maturity and manhood, our whiskers, as Sir Thomas
-Moore was of his, who, as he put his head upon the block, carefully laid
-his beard out of the way, and then cracked a joke. What kind of a beard
-shall we wear? Consult the artists and barbers, and trim it as you do
-your hair&mdash;as best suits and becomes you. Charles the First adopted the
-Vandyke beard, after the artist of that name. Ruskin, and other
-philosophers, wore their beards as nature intended, trimming them about
-once every decade. Actors, waiters, and doctors will probably wear no
-beards, for obvious reasons, but they will all wish they could, if they
-read James Ward's "Defense of the Beard," in which eighteen excellent
-reasons are given, among which might be mentioned, protection to throat
-and chest, and Nature. And yet, on the other hand, there are serious
-objections to the beard, among which is the one made immortal by those
-classic lines of Homer&mdash;or was it Lewis Carroll?&mdash;which runneth thus:</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"There was once a man with a beard,</div>
-<div>Who said, 'It is just as I feared:</div>
-<div class="i2">Two Owls and a Hen,</div>
-<div class="i2">Four Larks and a Wren</div>
-<div>Have all built their nests in my beard!'"</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span></p><p>There has been some scientific inquiry as to why woman was made
-beardless, but the question was never satisfactorily settled until the
-poets became interested in the problem, and the result was as follows:</p>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>"How wisely Nature, ordering all below,</div>
-<div>Forbade a beard on woman's chin to grow;</div>
-<div>For, how could she be shaved&mdash;whate'ver the skill&mdash;</div>
-<div>Whose tongue would never let her chin be still."</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Gambling</i></h2>
-
-<p>In 1890, a reformed gambler named John Philip Quinn, wrote a book,
-"Fools of Fortune," which I read with interest when it first came out.
-Later I met this man and saw him expose numerous tricks of gamblers. The
-book comprehends a history of the vice in ancient and modern times, and
-in both hemispheres, and is an exposition of its alarming prevalence and
-destructive effects, with an unreserved and exhaustive disclosure of
-such frauds, tricks and devices as are practised by professional
-gambler, confidence man and bunko steerers; and the book was given to
-the world with the hope that it might extenuate the author's twenty-five
-years of gaming and systematic deception of his fellow men.</p>
-
-<p>I wish every boy and every public official could read that book. Its
-pages are twice the size of these, and there are no less than 640 of
-them&mdash;a big and a valuable book. It would do more good in the world than
-a great many <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span>so-called religious books that I could mention; and, if I
-am ever rich, I would like to have it reprinted and sold for ten cents a
-copy so that everybody could get one.</p>
-
-<p>Alongside of this book in my library is another, entitled, "What's the
-Odds," by Joe Ullman, the famous (or infamous) bookmaker. What a
-contrast! This book tells many "interesting" stories of the turf, of the
-pool-room and of the card-room, and it tends to cast a luring glamor
-around racing and all sorts of gaming.</p>
-
-<p>By the side of this book in my library is another, entitled "Gambling:
-or Fortuna, Her Temple and Shrine. The True Philosophy and Ethics of
-Gambling," by James Harold Romain, which is an able defense of gambling.
-How much harm these two last-mentioned books may have done, no man may
-say. Certainly they have done no good. If ever a book should be
-suppressed by law, these two books should come first.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Romain says, "The keepers of gambling resorts are denounced, as
-though they were responsible for the gambling propensity in mankind.
-Resorts for gambling do not cause the passion. It is a tendency to which
-all men are prone, more or less. The essential fact is the existence of
-this passion. There can never be<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span> great difficulty in obtaining the
-means for its gratification."</p>
-
-<p>Now, it is quite true that gambling is a tendency to which most people
-are prone, more or less, but that is no argument for increasing the
-temptation, nor for encouraging the vice. Men are prone to steal, to
-drink, to be dishonest, to lie, to cheat, to be immoral; but these
-tendencies must be checked and suppressed, not encouraged. Because some
-men will steal, should we license them and furnish them with ways and
-means to carry out their brutal instincts? Civilization is striving to
-eliminate man's brute passions. Thousands of institutions such as the
-law and the church, the prisons and reformatories, the libraries and the
-schools, are constantly combating man's animal tendencies. Shall we stop
-all this and let man's passions have full sway? Mr. Romain says, yes. He
-says, "In the name of liberty and equality, a brave battle has been
-fought for individuality. Unjust and unwise interference by the state
-has been ably resisted. It is demanded that private judgment be released
-from the embrace of authority. The truth is, one man has no natural
-right to make laws for another. True, he may repel another, when his own
-rights are infringed, but he has no right to govern him." Of course,
-this is anarchy. The<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span> doctrine of "no laws" is an exploded theory. By
-common consent, the world has come to an understanding that the majority
-of the people shall make laws to govern the whole, and there is no other
-way. What is detrimental to the community must be suppressed, and the
-law is the best suppressor.</p>
-
-<p>While Fortuna may proudly enumerate her great votaries in America,
-including Aaron Burr, Edgar Allen Poe, William Wirt, Luther Martin,
-Gouverneur Morris, Daniel Webster, Henry Clay, General Hayne, Sam
-Houston, Andrew Jackson, Generals Burnett, Sickles, Kearney, Steedman,
-Hooker, Hurlbut, Sheridan, Kilpatrick, Grant, George D. Prentiss,
-Sargeant S. Prentiss, Albert Pike, A. P. Hill, Beauregard, Early, Ben
-Hill, Robert Toombs, George H. Pendleton, Thaddeus Stevens, Green of
-Missouri, Herbert and Fitch of California, Jerry McKibben, James A.
-Bayard, Benjamin F. Wade, Broderick, John C. Fremont, Judge Magowan,
-Charles Spencer, Fernando Wood and his brother Benjamin, Colonel
-McClure, Senator Wolcott, Senator Pettigrew, Senator Farwell, Matthew
-Carpenter, Thomas Scott, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Hutchinson of Chicago,
-and Pierre Lorillard; think of the long list of greater men who were not
-addicted to gambling.<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span> This list is fairly complete, yet it is by no
-means representative. If these men had the passion, they no doubt felt
-sorry for it and they would be the first to warn others of the vice.
-Some of them were ruined by it. It is a folly to be ashamed of, not to
-be proud of. It is a weakness, and all great men have their weaknesses.
-Think of the great men who were inveterate smokers and drinkers; yet we
-would not hold them up as examples for the young simply because they
-acquired these bad habits. Are we to emulate the faults of the great, or
-their virtues?</p>
-
-<p>Of all the passions that have enslaved mankind, none can reckon so many
-victims as gambling. In the wrecking of homes, in the destroying of
-character, in the encouragement of dishonesty, in the dissolving of
-fortunes, gambling has only one rival&mdash;drink. The two are brothers. They
-walk hand in hand. One seldom exists without the other. If drink comes
-first, gambling follows shortly; if gambling gets hold of its victim
-first, drink soon joins his brother. And with these two terrible,
-fascinating, insidious habits firmly entrenched in a man's system, all
-the other vices are invited in to keep the others company. Smoking, a
-lesser evil, usually accompanies the rest, in fact usually comes first;
-but it is hardly to be classed as a vice, since it in<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span> itself has no
-immoral effects, and is simply a bad and an expensive habit, although it
-is one that many enjoy without harm or danger, even with profit.
-Gambling appeals to a latent instinct, and hence is all the more
-alluring. It is a disease that, when it once gets hold, seldom lets go.
-The victim may shake it off, for a time, but it will surely show its
-fangs again, and it will require a struggle and many of them, throughout
-life, to conquer it. It will crop out in divers ways and its influence
-will be felt in all transactions. True, all life and business is a
-gamble, in one sense&mdash;that is, a chance, but that is no reason why we
-should make gambling King. Our efforts should be directed to dethroning
-it, not to crowning it.</p>
-
-<p>If you have a boy growing up, remember that he has a latent instinct to
-gamble. Remember that unless you show him the dangers of the vice, he
-will surely get the fever. It is just as sure as it is that he will be
-tempted to steal and to lie. You will observe him shooting marbles for
-gain. Then, craps. Then he will be playing cards for money. Then he will
-get interested in the penny-slot devices that are to be found in the
-cigar and candy stores. He will keep a sharp lookout for prize packages.
-He will take a chance in every lottery that he hears of, including those
-that are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span> usually conducted in church fairs. Next, he will hear of faro,
-roulette and other games of chance, and soon he will find his way into a
-regular gambling den. He will probably lose, the first time, and then he
-will save up, and go again to recover his losses. If he loses again he
-will have all the more reason to go again, to get square. If he should
-win the first time, he will get the fever anyway, and he will at once
-see visions of an easy fortune ahead. Either way, he will stick to it,
-and to stick to it means ruin. He will need more money than you will
-give him, and he will be tempted to get money by dishonest means. If he
-does not steal, he will perhaps take something from the house and sell
-it in order to get money with which to gamble. If he cannot get that
-something in your home, he may be tempted to get it from some other
-home. He will sell his toys. He will go without shoes and spend the
-money at gambling. If he cannot get money, he will run away and earn it.
-He will forget all your teachings and do anything to get money. And,
-when once he gets into one of those gilded palaces of the devil, where
-big stakes are played for, where everything is bright, elegant and
-alluring, where one man is seen to make a fortune in a night, which
-sometimes happens, and where sumptuous tables are spread with all the
-luxuries<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span> and dainties of the season for the delight of the patrons,
-where wine and cigars are freely given to both winner and loser&mdash;then
-bid goodbye to your boy, for he is lost. The chances are that he will
-never get over it. The fascination will be too much for him. He will
-surely go again. Win or lose, he will look forward to the day when he
-can try his luck with the great Goddess of Chance. The yawning jaws of
-the tiger are ever open for fresh victims such as he, and if he gives
-them a chance they will inevitably close down on him. If he loses at
-first, he will begin to study "systems" to beat the game. He will spend
-sleepless nights studying how to win out. If he finds that, with all his
-studying, he still cannot retrieve his losses, he will try other forms
-of gambling, such as horse racing, but all with the same result. He is
-bound to lose in the end. But, the strange thing is, that you cannot
-make him believe this. Every man seems to have an inborn notion that he
-is different from everybody else; that he is, by some freak of nature, a
-marked man to win; that if he keeps it up long enough luck must change;
-that he above all others has been picked out by Dame Fortune to win;
-that it is only a question of time when luck will again smile upon him.
-So, he keeps it up, chasing the will o' the wisp, following<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span> the rainbow
-to find the proverbial pots of gold that are said to lie at the other
-end. History proves all this. The road to ruin is straight and clear. It
-is easy to follow. Walking is good. It is well lighted. The mirage of
-Fortune looms up big at the other end which seems just a little farther
-on. He may get weary and discouraged, at times, but Hope and Promise
-beckon him on. He sees his possessions vanishing, as he plods on, he
-sees his reputation and character leaving him, but he believes that
-these can easily be restored when he arrives at his destination. But he
-never arrives. He falls by the wayside. He dies, mourned by few, shunned
-by many, discouraged, desolate, homeless, friendless, forsaken&mdash;a
-worthless wreck.</p>
-
-<p>Among the hundreds of thousands of gamblers, you can count the few
-prosperous ones on your fingers. Whether it be stock-market gamblers,
-race track gamblers, card gamblers, or what-not, the universal law is
-that they all must lose in the end. Every once in a while you read of
-some famous once-rich gambler who has just died poor and forsaken,
-fortune gone. The few successful ones are successful only for a short
-time. And the chances of your boy being one of the successful ones is
-about equal to his chances of becoming the king of England. The odds<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
-are all against it. In playing against the dealer, or bookmaker, or
-"house," the percentage is large against him. If by chance he should
-win, there are two chances to one that the gambler will get it all back
-and more too, at the next sitting. People say, "I will try it once more,
-and I am sure to win this time, and if I do I will quit the game
-forever." But the forever never comes. If they win, they will soon come
-to an understanding with themselves that they will try it just once
-more, to win just a little more, then stop. If they lose, they soon
-agree with themselves that they will try it just once more to get back
-what they lost. In either case they are bound to get back to the gaming
-table, and the gamblers all know this. Hence, when the professional
-gambler sees a winner leave his place, he does not frown; he only
-smiles, because he knows that the winner will soon be back to drop his
-winnings plus a little more.</p>
-
-<p>And what are we to do with this common enemy of mankind? Are we to sit
-down and sigh, and say, "Well, people will gamble anyway, and if they
-are fools enough to throw away their money that way, let them do it"; or
-are we to bend our energies to suppress it? Are we to allow gambling
-houses to exist in our midst, thus inviting our young men to become
-victims? Are<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span> we to allow lotteries and petty gambling devices
-everywhere as we do now? Are our churches to encourage the vice at their
-fairs in order to make money to <i>redeem</i> the world? No, we must stamp it
-out wherever we find it.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p><span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><i>Wedding Bells</i></h2>
-
-<div class="center"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<div>Wedlock, indeed, hath oft compared been</div>
-<div>To public feasts, where meet a public rout,</div>
-<div>Where they that are without would fain go in,</div>
-<div>And they that are within would fain go out.</div>
-<div class="right"><i>Sir John Davies.</i></div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>Let us listen, for a moment, to the merry jingle of the wedding bells,
-as they echo through the corridors of the Hall of Time. What is a
-wedding, and a marriage, and why? What object was sought, in the
-beginning, when custom demanded a marriage ceremony before cohabitation?
-Why has that ancient custom followed man to every far corner of the
-globe, and why do all peoples resent any effort to destroy that custom?
-Why so many different forms of ceremony, what do they mean, and why do
-they differ so?</p>
-
-<p>Bolingbroke says that marriage was instituted because it was necessary
-that parents should know their own respective offspring; and that, as
-the mother can have no doubt that she is the mother, so a man should
-have all the assurance possible that he is the father: hence the
-marriage<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span> contract, and the various moral and civil rights, duties and
-obligations which follow as corollaries.</p>
-
-<p>Monogamy was the original law of marriage, but in Genesis we are told
-that Lamech took unto himself two wives. The Jews, in common with other
-Oriental peoples, married when they were very young, but the Talmudists
-forbade marriage by a male under thirteen years and a day. There was not
-much ceremony, in the early days, except the removal of the bride from
-her father's house to that of the bridegroom, called "taking a wife,"
-and in primitive ages this was done by seizure and force. The only
-"ceremony" took place on the preceding day, when the marriage had been
-agreed upon in advance, and consisted of a formal elaborate bath by the
-bride in the presence of her female companions. In later times, marriage
-ceremonies gradually became very elaborate, and have generally remained
-so and became more so ever since, in all parts of the world. Abraham
-appears to have the honor of having secured the first divorce in
-history, for we are told he sent Hagar and her child away from him. In
-Deuteronomy XXIV, it is stated that a man had the power to dispose of a
-faithless wife by writing her bill of divorcement, giving it into her
-hand and sending her out<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span> of his house. When a man died, without issue,
-his brother had first claim upon the widow, and she could not marry
-another till the brother had formally rejected her. One peculiarity of
-the ancients was, that they assumed that the impending wedding of a
-couple had a very depressing effect, and it was consequently the custom
-for all friends and neighbors to take means to cheer up the doomed ones
-by all sorts of boisterous amusements. Married life was looked upon as a
-business, and perhaps a perilous one.</p>
-
-<p>Cecrops seems to have been the first to introduce among the Athenians
-the formal marriage ceremony with all its solemn and binding
-obligations. The ancient Greeks early decided that marriage was a
-private as well as a public necessity, and the Spartans treated celibacy
-as a crime. Lycurgus made laws so that those who married too late, or
-unsuitably, or not at all, could be treated like ordinary criminals, and
-not only was it unrespectable to be a bachelor, but it was dangerous.
-Plato preached that a man should consider the welfare of his country
-rather than his own pleasure, and that if he did not marry before he was
-thirty-five he should be punished severely. The Spartans advocated
-marriage for the reason that they wanted more children born to the
-state, and when a married woman gave<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span> birth to no children she was made
-to cohabit with another man. The Spartan King, Archidamus, fell in love
-with and married a very little woman, which so incensed the people that
-they fined him: they did not believe in marriage for love, but in
-marriage for big, sturdy offspring. Often, fathers would choose brides
-for their sons, and husbands for their daughters, who had never seen
-each other, and compel them to marry. In Greece, until Aristotle put a
-stop to it, the custom of buying wives was common.</p>
-
-<p>By the Romans, as well as by the Jews and Greeks, marriage was deemed an
-imperative duty; and parents were reprehended if they did not obtain
-husbands for their daughters by the time they were twenty-five. The
-Roman law recognized monogamy only, and polygamy was prohibited in the
-whole empire. Hence, the former became practically the rule in all
-Christiandom, and was introduced into the canon law of the Eastern and
-Western churches. During the time of Augustus, bachelorhood became
-fashionable, and to check the evil, as well as to lessen the alarming
-number of divorces, which were also getting fashionable, Augustus
-imposed a wife tax on all who persisted in the luxury of celibacy.</p>
-
-<p>The superstition that some days and months<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span> are unlucky or lucky for
-weddings seems to have originated with the Romans, May and February
-being thought unpropitious, while June was particularly favorable to
-happy marriages. These beliefs were based on things which cannot
-possibly concern people of other climes and religions, and, like all
-superstitions, are unfounded and absurd.</p>
-
-<p>We know very little of the marriage affairs of the ancient Egyptians,
-but we do know that they were not restricted to any number of wives. In
-modern Egypt, a woman can never be seen by her future husband till after
-she has been married, and she is always veiled. A similar custom
-prevailed in ancient Morocco, the bride being first painted and stained,
-and then carried to the house of her husband-to-be, where she was
-formally introduced to him. He was satisfied, however, that she would
-suit him, for he had previously sent some of his female relatives to
-inspect her at the bath. The Mahomedans of Barbary do not buy their
-wives, like the Turks, but have portions with them. They retain in their
-marriage rites many ceremonies in use by the ancient Goths and Vandals.
-The married women must not show their faces, even to their fathers. The
-Moors of West Barbary have practically the same customs as the
-Mahomedans and the<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span> Moroccoans the groom never seeing the bride till he
-is introduced to her in the bridal chamber. The modern Arabians, since
-they have conformed to the Koran, marry as many wives as they please,
-and buy them as they do slaves. Among the Bedouins, polygamy is allowed,
-but generally a Bedouin has only one wife, who is often taken for an
-agreed term, usually short,&mdash;which sounds something like the "trial
-marriage" plan recently suggested by a now-famous American lady. The
-wedding consists in the cutting of the throat of a young lamb, by the
-bridegroom, the ceremony being completed the moment the blood falls upon
-the ground. Among the Medes, reciprocal polygamy was in use, and a man
-was not respectable unless he had at least seven wives, nor a woman
-unless she had five husbands. In Persia, living people were sometimes
-married to the dead, and often to their nearest relations. In the
-seventeenth century, the nobility might have as many wives as they
-pleased, but the poor commonality were limited to seven: and they might
-part with them at discretion.</p>
-
-<p>Trial marriages were also in vogue in Persia, and seldom was a marriage
-contract made for life. A new wife was a common luxury. Persian
-etiquette demands that before the master of<span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span> the house no person must
-pronounce the name of the wife, but rather refer to her as "How is the
-daughter of (naming her mother or father)?"</p>
-
-<p>The Chinese believe that marriages are decreed by heaven, and that those
-who have been connected in a previous existence become united in this.
-Men are allowed to keep several concubines, but they are entirely
-dependent on the legitimate wife, who is always reckoned the most
-honorable. The Chinese marry their children when they are very young,
-sometimes as soon as they are born.</p>
-
-<p>In Japan, polygamy and fornication are allowed, and fathers sell or hire
-out their daughters with legal formalities for limited terms. In Finland
-it was the custom for a young woman to wear suspended at her girdle the
-sheath of a knife, as a sign that she was single and wanted a husband.
-Any young man who was enamored of her, obtained a knife in the shape of
-the sheath, and slyly slipped it in the latter, and if the maiden
-favored the proposal, she would keep the knife, otherwise she would
-return it.</p>
-
-<p>In another part of Finland, a young couple were allowed to sleep
-together, partly, if not completely dressed, for two weeks, which
-custom, called bundling or tarrying, was common in Wales and the New
-England States, and is <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span>supposed not to have resulted in immoral
-consequences.</p>
-
-<p>In Scotland, the custom has long prevailed of lifting the bride over the
-threshold of her new home, which custom is probably derived from the
-Romans. The threshold, in many countries, is thought to be a sacred
-limit or boundary, and is the subject of much superstition. In the Isle
-of Man, a superstition prevails that it is very lucky to carry salt in
-the pocket, and the natives always do so when they marry. They also have
-the international custom of throwing an old shoe after the bridegroom as
-he left his home, and also one or more after the bride as she left her
-home. In Wales the old-time weddings were characterized by several
-curious customs, such as Bundlings, Chainings, Sandings, Huntings and
-Tithings. In Britain, before Caesar's invasion, an indiscriminate (or
-but slightly restricted) intermixture of the sexes was the practice, and
-polygamy prevailed; and it was not uncommon for several brothers to have
-only one wife among them, paternity being determined by resemblance.</p>
-
-<p>The foregoing facts and customs do not show the evolution of marriage,
-because in some countries the same forms and customs prevail to-day that
-prevailed six thousand years ago. As <span class='pagenum'><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span>civilization advances, however, we
-find that the tendency is toward a more rigid enforcement of the
-marriage contract, and strictly against polygamy. The sanctity of the
-home and respect for marriage vows have not only passed into the statute
-law of civilized nations, but they have become proverbial with most all
-of the enlightened people. It must also be observed, however, that at
-the present time there seems to be a tendency in this country to make
-marriage more difficult and divorce more easy.</p>
-
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-
-What's What
-
-_in_
-
-America
-
-BY
-
-Eugene V. Brewster
-
-EDITOR OF
-
-_Motion Picture Magazine, Motion Picture
-Classic and Shadowland_
-
-The Wm. G. Hewitt Press
-61-67 Navy Street
-Brooklyn, N. Y.
-
-
-COPYRIGHT, 1919
-BY
-EUGENE V. BREWSTER
-
-
-THE WILLIAM G. HEWITT PRESS, 61-67 NAVY STREET, BROOKLYN, N. Y.
-
-
-
-
-_Preface_
-
-
-America is a heterogeneous conglomeration of humans comprising a
-homogeneity. They are all alike, yet they are unalike. All corners of
-the earth have contributed in the making, yet the one hundred millions
-have all been blended together into the huge melting pot and we call
-them Americans. They were attracted to "the land of the free" and remain
-here because no other country offers such prizes and such liberty. All
-are engaged in a wild scramble for fame and fortune, yet they are sadly
-disorganized. While they have their labor unions, churches, colleges,
-societies, and cults galore, and while they have their governments
-(city, county, state and national), and while the more successful ones
-(capitalists) have their organizations (trusts, monopolies and banking
-institutions), there is no organization of the whole. Nobody seems to
-take into account the tremendously important fact that all men and all
-industries are now interdependent, and that therefore they must all be
-organized into one organization.
-
-One of the most marvellous things in America is the fact that we are so
-unorganized that at any moment the whole nation may be tied up and
-bound hand and foot by strikes. Any morning we may wake up and find the
-nation paralized. Labor is becoming so organized that all industries are
-at its mercy. The cost of living continues to rise, and we are powerless
-to prevent profiteers from monopolizing our products and making prices
-to suit themselves. We have no way to make people work if they don't
-want to, even if we starve. Under our present laws we cannot prevent
-strikes and walk-outs, even if we perish. There is nothing to prevent a
-few men from cornering the market on all commodities and paralizing the
-nation's industries.
-
-And yet there is a remedy, and a simple one.
-
-Free thought reigns supreme in America, and the national mind and
-character have been moulded in a remarkably liberal manner.
-
-A nation that embraces a multitude of believers in such theories as
-phrenology, Christian Science, osteopathy, astrology, spiritism, etc.,
-and which adopts these and other fads as religions, must indeed be an
-over-credulous if not a fanatical one. Some of these isms and ologies
-have been dissected and analyzed in the following pages, and these
-little essays have been inserted parenthetically, as it were. They tend
-to prove that Barnum was right when he said, "The American public loves
-to be humbugged."
-
-Here in America, not so many years ago, we were burning people at the
-stake and punishing innocent persons for witchcraft. Still later some of
-our best people were holding converse with departed spirits who were
-otherwise busying themselves with upsetting tables, painting portraits,
-etc. And it is so even now. Thousands of intelligent Americans are now
-being guided in all their affairs by mediums, astrologists, palmists,
-clairvoyants, etc. Some years ago I had occasion to make a more or less
-thorough investigation of some of these isms and ologies, and in the
-following chapters I have given some of the results.
-
-Our forefathers came here to escape religious persecutions at home, but
-one of the first things they did on landing was to impose the penalty of
-death on all those who should dissent from their own religious beliefs.
-These and other similar Puritanic orders have done much to prevent the
-growth and development of the arts in America. We have had liberty and
-freedom to excess, in some respects, yet in other respects we have been
-tied hand and foot. We are not yet a full-grown nation. America is still
-in its infancy of development.
-
-It is also interesting to note how Americans follow a chosen leader like
-so many sheep, and how and why certain leaders become popular. Hence, a
-few chapters have been added which treat of men, habits, popularity,
-greatness, the public, etc.
-
-The author makes no apology for the fact that these little articles were
-not written with the intention of inserting them in this volume. It is
-obvious that they were not. Nevertheless, they are given here for what
-they are worth, because they may be helpful in showing What's What in
-America.
-
-THE AUTHOR.
-
-December 15, 1919.
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
- PAGE
-CREDULITY 5
-
-CHRISTIAN SCIENCE 10
-
-OSTEOPATHY 29
-
-PHRENOLOGY 42
-
-PHYSIOGNOMY 54
-
-DREAMS 61
-
-SUPERSTITIONS 71
-
-STAGE TRICKS AND OCCULTISM 84
-
-GHOSTS 94
-
-STRIKES, PROFITEERING AND THE
-HIGH COST OF LIVING 101
-
-THE PUBLIC 163
-
-POPULARITY 167
-
-GREATNESS 172
-
-THE MARTYRDOM OF GENIUS 183
-
-GENTLEMEN, BE SEATED 189
-
-BEARDS 202
-
-GAMBLING 211
-
-WEDDING BELLS 222
-
-
-
-
-What's What In America
-
-
-
-
-_Credulity_
-
-
-The physical origin of mental delusion has many times been investigated
-and explained by various philosophers, but the different forms of
-credulity and superstition have never yet been satisfactorily treated
-with reference to the physiological and pathological principles upon
-which they depend.
-
-From the beginning, man was and is, by nature, endowed with an eager
-propensity for novelty. This is particularly true of Americans. His
-passion for the novel, the singular and the unusual, has influenced his
-mind to attempt to discover the character of objects concealed in the
-remote recesses of infinite space, and to investigate the various
-invisible agencies that he has always found, and still finds, in
-perpetual operation around him. Curiosity has always been one of the
-great impelling forces of the scientific investigator. As Winwood Reade
-says in his masterly "Martyrdom of Man," "The Philosophic spirit of
-inquiry may be traced to brute curiosity, and that to the habit of
-examining all things in search of food."
-
-Man is by nature a credulous, and at the same time a superstitious,
-being, and ever prone to allow an undue influence to the imagination and
-passions. This is due to the original structure and specific elements of
-the mind. It is a natural trait of the mind to contemplate with interest
-whatever is presented to it as deviating from ordinary natural events,
-whatever is novel or strange, and whatever affects the senses, through
-an obscure medium so as to arouse the passions. Thus, when primeval man
-first felt, saw or heard such natural phenomena as volcanic eruptions,
-earthquakes, the aurora borealis, thunder, lightning, meteors, and
-eclipses, it was quite natural for him to people the hidden recesses of
-the earth and of space with demons, and to imagine that these strange
-noises and sights were manifestations of some powerful enemy. In his
-blind ignorance, he could ascribe no natural causes to the phenomena,
-and he therefore attributed them to supernatural agencies. His feeling
-of dependence, and of insecurity, in the face of these mighty unknown
-forces, inclined him to seek a protector, and for this purpose he
-created one or more gods. Idols of various kinds answered the purpose,
-until his dawning intelligence taught him the futility of this sort of
-worship, and then he worshipped the sun and other heavenly bodies. Then
-a glimpse of astronomy further enlightened him, and, realizing the
-absurdity of planet worship, he invented other gods of an invisible
-nature to which he attributed the creation of all phenomena. The
-propensity for the novel and marvelous always obscured his reason and
-judgment. To the ignorant mind, everything marvelous is super-natural;
-but the philosopher sees in all marvelous phenomena nothing but the
-results of natural causes, even if those causes are not yet fully
-understood. Science cannot yet fathom all of nature's mysteries, but
-nearly every day brings forth new light.
-
-In ancient times, the enlightened few took advantage of the ignorance of
-the multitude, and, by stupefying their reason with a mixture of science
-and magic, made them more submissive and obedient as slaves or subjects.
-Science was used to inculcate gross superstitions in the minds of the
-ignorant masses, for the purpose of enhancing the interests of the
-deceivers. By means of concave and convex mirrors, of lenses, of
-chemical and optical illusions, and even of ventriloquism, the pagans
-fooled their devotees into all sorts of absurd beliefs. Demons and
-angels were made to appear in frightfully distorted and hideous shapes,
-the dead were evoked from their graves to hold converse with the living,
-and every advantage was taken of natural phenomena such as the eclipse
-and the mirage. Even drugs, like opium, were given and taken to throw
-the operators into semi-conscious ravings and trances; and in
-innumerable other ways the excited imaginations and the irresistible
-propensity to believe in the miraculous, was taken advantage of by the
-wise charlatans, seers, priests and soothsayers.
-
-There are good reasons for believing that the dramatic exhibitions of
-the Witch of Endor, by which Saul was made to believe in the
-re-appearance of the deceased prophet, Samuel, to announce his
-approaching fate at Gilboa, was but an imposition practiced upon the
-senses of that superstitious monarch; and many of the ancient miracles,
-which appear to be so corroborated, can be satisfactorily explained in a
-similar manner. Ancient magic and natural science were synonymous, and
-magic was made to become an assistant to government. Doubtless the
-crimes committed by these unscrupulous charlatans, masquerading as
-philosophers, suppressed for many centuries the smouldering light of
-reason in the human race, and caused the world to be susceptible to the
-terrific doctrine of witchcraft that held sway until the seventeenth
-century, and which afflicted nearly every nation on the globe.
-
-
-
-
-_Christian Science_
-
-
-In order thoroughly to understand Christian Science, it is necessary to
-understand Mary Baker Eddy. Hence, I have found it necessary,
-reluctantly, to give a brief account of some of the important events of
-her life. Should these events show her to be a mercenary, selfish woman,
-it would tend to explain a great deal that she and her followers have
-failed to explain.
-
-Mary Baker Eddy, the founder of Christian Science, was born the year
-that Napoleon died, 1821. In her younger days, she lived in an
-atmosphere of mysticism. Mesmerism was everywhere in evidence, and much
-had been said about "Animal Magnetism," "Power of Mind over Matter,"
-"the Shakers," "Faith Healing," etc., long before Mrs. Eddy had thought
-or heard of these things. She married George W. Glover in 1842, who died
-the following year, leaving Mrs. Eddy a widow at twenty-three. From that
-time until about 1870, Mrs. Eddy lived a sad and sordid life of ill
-health, poverty and unhappiness. In 1853, she had married Dr. Daniel
-Patterson, a dentist, but this proved an unhappy union and they were
-much separated, and finally divorced. During all this time she had
-drifted from one place to another, wearing out her welcome at every
-place she went, and usually leaving each place after having caused
-family discord in the household. She was practically an invalid during
-this period, which may account for her peevishness, ill-temper, domestic
-selfishness, and want of consideration for those who had befriended her.
-
-In 1862, being then forty-one years old and a nervous wreck, and
-attracted by the stories of wonderful cures by Dr. Phineas Parkhurst
-Quimby, Mrs. Eddy visited that famous occultrist at Portland, Maine. Dr.
-Quimby had learned much of his philosophy, and all of his mesmeric
-tricks, from Charles Poyen, whom he had followed about from place to
-place. About three years before Mrs. Eddy called on him, Quimby had
-perfected his system of mental healing and had reduced it to writing,
-having discarded the mesmeric part of it. Various disinterested persons
-are still living who have given reliable testimony to these facts, as
-also to the following: (1) When Mrs. Eddy first visited Quimby she was a
-physical wreck; (2) After three weeks' treatment from Quimby she was a
-well woman; (3) She borrowed, and had in her possession for a long time,
-a copy of Quimby's manuscripts; (4) She never gave Quimby credit for one
-bit of her "Discovery"; and even went so far as to abuse him for the
-rest of her life.
-
-Please remember the dates: Mrs. Eddy first called on Quimby in 1862. In
-February, 1866, she slipped on an icy sidewalk and sustained a severe
-nervous shock. On the same day she called on Dr. A. M. Cushing for
-medical treatment. Dr. Cushing says she continued to take his medicines
-until she was cured. Mrs. Eddy denies that she took any of the medicines
-after the first visit, and says that she cured herself in a miraculous
-way and rose as one from the dead, and that she depended solely on God.
-Yet, she called on this same Dr. Cushing the following August to be
-treated for a cough!
-
-During these days it is known that she spent much of her time writing,
-and reading the _New York Ledger_, and, if we are to believe what she
-wrote to a friend, she also read "_Irving's_ Pickwick Papers." She
-apparently did not like Dickens.
-
-In 1869 (please note the date) she taught Mrs. Wentworth the Quimby
-theory for the sum of $300, to be taken out in board, and at that time
-she made no pretense that it was her own theory. She even permitted Mrs.
-Wentworth to copy from a manuscript which has been proven to be
-identical with the original Quimby manuscript. Several witnesses testify
-that she "talked Quimby till every one grew dead tired of hearing him,"
-and she often remarked: "I learned this from Dr. Quimby, and he made me
-promise to teach it to at least two persons before I die." It is also
-known that Mrs. Eddy "shrank instinctively, like any other nervous
-woman, from the sick-bed of others, and had shown such a morbid fear of
-death that Mrs. Wentworth often wondered what there could be in her past
-to make death seem so dreadful."
-
-Mrs. Eddy did not practice healing. What she now wanted was to publish
-and teach Quimbyism and to find some one to demonstrate the healing
-theory. In 1870 she found just what she wanted in the person of Richard
-Kennedy, with whom she went into partnership, and in six months they had
-made $6,000. This was the sharp turning point of her life. She now
-discarded Quimby forever, and her ambitions led her in time to discard
-even Kennedy, her greatest benefactor. Everything was now Mrs. Eddy. She
-next started a school or college where students paid her $100 each plus
-a promise to pay her a life annuity of ten per cent. of all their future
-earnings. She also made them give a bond for $3,000 which was to be
-forfeited if they allowed any one to see or to copy the manuscripts that
-she lent them. The college so prospered that she raised the price to
-$300 for twelve lessons, induced, she says, "by a strange providence."
-
-In 1877, at the age of fifty-six (although her age appears as forty in
-the marriage license), she married Asa Gilbert Eddy, then forty years
-old. He was "a man willing to be taught; he would even turn docility
-into self-effacement." He died five years later. Even Mrs. Eddy could
-not save him. Mrs. Eddy never had another husband, but "in Calvin A.
-Frye, steward, bookkeeper, secretary, coachman, her 'man of all work,'"
-as she herself called him, she has had the while one singularly devoted
-to her and to her interests. To serve her he gave up all at the outset.
-Family ties were relinquished. Friendships were allowed to languish. It
-is said that never since the day he came, has he been beyond the reach
-of her voice for a whole day! A few years ago Dr. E. J. Foster, whom she
-adopted in 1882 as her son, was driven out of his home by Frye. Her own
-son she seems to have forgotten entirely for long years at a time.
-
-In 1875, Mrs. Eddy issued the first edition of "Science and Health with
-Key to the Scriptures." Other editions came out in 1881, 1883, 1888,
-1898, 1905, and 1906, and also other books and writings by the same
-author, in all of which she claimed that her great discovery and
-revelation came to her in 1866 (note the date). Meanwhile her college
-was prospering and students flocked to it from all parts of the world,
-each paying $300 for a three weeks' course, and in 1889 there were no
-less than 300 on the waiting list. In 1894 she erected a building at a
-cost of $221,000, which now stands as a frontispiece to the colossal
-temple which was completed in 1906 at a cost of $2,000,000. The Mother
-Church in Boston reported June 11, 1907, a membership of 43,876, and the
-total membership of the 645 branch churches was 42,846.
-
-On December 18, 1890, Mrs. Eddy said that _Science and Health_ was
-"God's Book and He gave it at once to the people." Yet the book was
-_sold_ by Mrs. Eddy for over $3 a copy, while a copy of the Bible may be
-bought for a few cents, and if anybody cannot buy it, he can get a copy
-presented to him free by any preacher or Sunday School teacher. Mrs.
-Eddy also says that it pays to be a Christian Scientist and that the
-professionals have made "their comfortable fortunes." When Mrs. Eddy
-died, her private fortune was considerably in excess of a million
-dollars, yet she persistently tried to evade paying her share of taxes.
-
-This in brief is the life history of Mrs. Mary Baker Eddy. Her's was a
-stormy career, filled with troubles, quarrels, lawsuits, internal
-dissentions, fears, revenge, ill health, sorrows, unhappy marriages,
-rivalries, disloyalties, and selfishness. She had many thousands to
-admire and to worship her, but few to love her. Those who knew her best
-loved her least. That she was one of the most remarkable women who ever
-lived, few will doubt. Her career is almost as spectacular as that of
-Joan of Arc, who, like Mrs. Eddy, rose from a poor girl to be a
-world-famous leader of men. Neither had anything like an education, and
-both had a poor start in life, but, out of sheer force of personality
-and persistency, both accomplished wonders. Their lives read like
-fiction. While history is full of examples where men have risen from
-nowhere, and claimed that they were inspired, or Divine, or Sons of God,
-or prophets, there is no parallel to the career of Mrs. Eddy, who has
-won both the scholar and the ignoramus. No, not _ignoramus_, for the
-ignoramus is not the kind to fall a victim to Mrs. Eddy's doctrine. It
-requires a person of brains to "grasp" it. While it is true that people
-unschooled in philosophy, science and theology are quickest to accept
-_Science and Health_, and that those who read earnestly and think
-loosely can get just enough glimpse of an imagined something that they
-cannot quite grasp, yet which they feel is there somewhere, still, it
-must be said that the average Christian Scientist is generally a person
-of unusual intelligence. Were it not so, the doctrine would never have
-become so popular. Was it not Lord Bacon who said something like
-this?--"While a little philosophy inclineth men's minds to atheism,
-depth in philosophy inclineth men's minds to religion." And so with
-Christian Science. Given a good mind, and a good understanding, and an
-investigating disposition, feed it _Science and Health_ and it will have
-a tendency to accept it as truth, provided it is not allowed to hear the
-other side, and provided it has not been previously trained to reason
-correctly along scientific lines. There is just enough truth in it to
-make it all sound plausible and there is just enough mysticism to make
-the mind doubt its own acumen. Belief in Christian Science is a form of
-intellectual hypnotism.
-
-The hypothesis of Mrs. Eddy's doctrine is stated as follows: "The only
-realities are the Divine Mind and its ideas. That erring mortal views,
-misnamed _mind_, produce all the organic and animal action of the mortal
-body * * * Rightly understood, instead of possessing sentient matter, we
-have sensationless bodies * * * Whence came to me this conviction in
-antagonism to the testimony of the human senses? From the self-evident
-fact that matter has no sensation; from the common human experience of
-the falsity of all material things; from the obvious fact that mortal
-mind is what suffers, feels, sees; since matter cannot suffer."
-
-Here are a few of Mrs. Eddy's favorite, oft-repeated assertions: "God is
-supreme; is mind; is principle, not person; includes all and is
-reflected by all that is real and eternal; is Spirit, and Spirit is
-infinite; is the only substance; is the only life. Man was and is the
-idea of God; therefore mind can never be in man. Divine Science shows
-that matter and mortal body are the illusions of human belief, which
-seem to appear and disappear to mortal sense alone. When this belief
-changes, as in dreams, the material body changes with it, going wherever
-we wish, and becoming whatsoever belief may decree. Human mortality
-proves that error has been engrafted into both the dreams and
-conclusions of material and mortal humanity. Besiege sickness and death
-with these principles, and all will disappear."
-
-This theory, that there is no reality except thought, is merely a
-distinctive form of idealism that is as old as the hills, and Mrs.
-Eddy's doctrine is the resultum of a confusion of isolated thoughts.
-Read Plato, Hegel, Democritus, the Zend-Avesta, Spinoza, Kant, Bishop
-Berkeley, Lotze, Hume, and various other works and you will find the
-threads from which Mrs. Eddy's fabric is woven. But don't imagine that
-the philosophers named ever believed any such things as Mrs. Eddy has
-laid down in her books. Ralph Waldo Emerson and the Transcendentalists
-speak of the supremacy of mind over matter, and all modern physicians
-recognize the power of the mind over the body; but none of these ever
-maintained that the discovery of those facts was made by Divine
-revelation by order of God, to be given to the people at a certain time,
-at so much per lesson or book.
-
-Mrs. Eddy says that the one reality is God, whose name is Mind or
-Spirit; that God is All-in-all; that all is infinite Mind and its
-infinite manifestations; that matter is unknown in the Universe of Mind.
-Now, if we take all this as mere speculation, all is well. But when we
-are asked to make these ideas our Bible, our code of human conduct, our
-bread and butter, our Divine law, that is where we should stop. What
-matter if all of that is true or false? The world will go around just
-the same. If Mrs. Eddy had stopped right there, she would not have
-invited such a storm of criticism as she had to face. But she did not.
-The critics began their deadly work soon after the first edition of her
-book came out, and she met it courageously, proceeding to amend her
-theories to suit the occasion. Constant and frequent changes were made
-in _Science and Health_ and in her teachings, which was all right except
-that it disproves her contention that the whole plan came to her as a
-revelation in 1866, and that it was "God's book and He gave it at once
-to the people." It really makes but little difference to most of us
-whether Mrs. Eddy is right in her theory that there is no such thing as
-matter and that all is spirit, for we are all compelled to act every day
-as if matter were matter, and, to all intents and purposes, it _is_. Of
-course, we are glad to have the truth, but it would be idiotic for a
-man, who had discovered that there is no such thing as sound, to try to
-persuade the world that his discovery was so important that a new system
-of religion must at once be founded on it to regulate the daily affairs
-of the whole world. Some of the truths in Christian Science are
-important, but it does not follow that we are to discard all our other
-religions, beliefs, and modes of living; for Christian Science is only a
-speculation, and it does not concern most of us. It rightly is no more a
-religion than is the theory of evolution, which, by the way, Mrs. Eddy
-did not seem to understand, for she said: "Theorizing about man's
-development from mushrooms to monkeys and from monkeys to men, amounts
-to nothing in the right direction, and very much in the wrong."
-
-Mrs. Eddy says that "God is not in the things He hath made"; and, in the
-next breath she says that since things are matter, and that there is no
-matter, then there can be no things. In her _final_ revelation of 1866,
-expressed in 1875, she says that "God is Principle, not _person_"; yet
-later, in a later _final_ revelation she says that "Life, Truth, and
-Love constitute the _triune_ person called God." Again, she says, "Jesus
-is the human man and Christ is the divine, hence the duality of Jesus,
-the Christ." And, in 1894, and at other times, she has stated quite
-plainly that she and Christ were one and the same.
-
-Be all this as it may, Christian Science rests mainly on the hypothesis
-that sin, sickness, disease and death are not real--that they exist only
-in thought; that Christian Science can remedy these _seeming_ evils.
-Had it not been for the curing and healing part of the doctrine,
-Christian Science would never have become the fad that it has. All the
-rest of the doctrine would have been looked on merely as an interesting
-speculation, had not Mrs. Eddy injected the claim that Christian Science
-cured everything--that it cured even sin as well as suffering. Here,
-then, was something to interest everybody, and she made the invitation
-all the more desirable when she added that doctors were "flooding the
-world with diseases," that the fewer the doctors, the less disease the
-world would suffer from, and that "as long as you read medical books you
-will be sick." We all know of thousands of cases where doctors have been
-of great assistance to humanity, and we know, too, of many serious
-medical mistakes. We all know that medicine has been much overworked,
-yet we must all admit that doctors and medicine have made this world
-vastly better and more healthful. But what has Christian Science done?
-Mrs. Eddy failed to give to the world the complete, authenticated record
-of one single case of disease that she cured. True, she _said_ that she
-had cured certain diseases, but we are left in the dark as to whether
-they were diseases or what they were. She refused to have medical tests
-made. She even announced that she had no time to give personal
-treatments and consultations. At that time she was busy teaching, at
-$300 a pupil. Besides, according to her theory, there was no such thing
-as a body, or disease, or pain. She doubts even that Jesus suffered pain
-on the cross, although the Bible says that He cried out in pain. Either
-Jesus did suffer pain, or He falsely made those around Him _think_ that
-He did, and we know that He was incapable of deception. Yet, Jesus
-Christ and Mrs. Eddy are one and the same.
-
-Christian Science seeks to eliminate pain, whereas most physicians
-recognize pain as a blessing. It is a danger signal. It warns us of
-decay, of disease, and of disorders. Were it not for pain, we would
-allow our teeth to decay, our eyesight to be impaired, and various other
-organs to degenerate. When we live wrongly, or eat too much, or overtax
-our powers, Nature warns us to halt, but Christian Science says there is
-no such thing as suffering, discomfort and pain, except in our
-imagination.
-
-And thus we could go on for hours pointing out the inconsistencies of
-Mrs. Eddy's theories, but a short article like this will not permit.
-Take for example her statement that "Science can heal the sick who are
-absent from the healers, as well as those present, since space is no
-obstacle to mind"; and the assertion that "Christian Science divests
-material drugs of their imaginary power * * * When the sick recover by
-the use of drugs, it is the law of a general belief, culminating in
-individual faith that heals, and according to this faith will the effect
-be"; and "The not uncommon notion that drugs possess absolute, inherent
-curative virtues of their own involves an error. Arnica, quinine, opium,
-could not produce the effects ascribed to them except by imputed virtue.
-Men _think_ they will act thus on the physical system, consequently they
-_do_." Does anybody doubt that if the writer of those words walked into
-a drugstore blindfolded and, unseen by anybody, drank opium, not knowing
-what it was, she would not immediately feel the effects of that drug?
-And that if she took any other drug, the effects would not be about the
-same as they are known to be in practically all cases? Yet who would
-say, under those circumstances, that Mind has endowed those drugs with
-the powers to act on the system as they do? If Mind can so act, medicine
-is just what we want, for Mind can be made to make drugs do even greater
-things than they have yet done, perhaps to raise the dead.
-
-But why go to greater length to point out the fallacies of this fad
-that is nothing more than a superstition founded on a truth. _Science
-and Health_ is simply words, words, words. It is a tangled mass of
-assembled philosophy from various sources that has but little practical
-value. That mind, suggestions and imagination have great influence over
-the body nobody will deny, but nobody but Mrs. Eddy ever attempted to
-form a religion out of that old fact. _Science and Health_ is founded on
-the Bible, and pretends to be a key to it. It is a "key," but it is one
-that breaks and distorts rather than opens. It is an interpretation, and
-it treats the Book as if it were a puzzle that God left unsolved until
-He inspired Mrs. Eddy to reveal its secrets, after having kept it from
-the world for nearly 2,000 years. From the standpoint of a promoter,
-Mrs. Eddy was wise in calling her doctrine _Christian Science_ and in
-founding it on the Bible. That many have been helped by Christian
-Science nobody will deny, but the same can be said of a hundred other
-theories and beliefs, some of which are admittedly absurd. Some people
-can be cured with sugar pills and some by an Indian medicineman.
-Christian Science contains much that is true and good, and much that is
-false and bad, and perhaps the harm that it has done may not outweigh
-the good. Nobody knows. Those who get pleasure and satisfaction and
-peace out of it should not be disturbed, but they should be warned not
-to let it run away with them.
-
-The Epicureans handed down to us some questions which have never been
-quite satisfactorily answered, except by the Christian Scientists--who
-are quite satisfied with their answer. If God is able to prevent evil,
-and is not willing, where is His benevolence? If God is willing, but not
-able, where is His power? If God is both able and willing, whence then
-is evil? The Scientists say there is no evil, and that settles the whole
-question. The blind man sees nothing. The Occulist teaches us to see:
-the Scientist teaches us not to see. Excellent thought! When the thief
-comes, we close our eyes, and lo! we do not see him, for he is not
-there--and when we open our eyes, nothing else is there.
-
-Consider for a moment the folly of holding that sickness, pain and
-disease are products of the mind, and that they have no real existence.
-To say this is to declare that there are no germs and microbes; and to
-declare that mind causes disease and death is to upset the whole
-accepted theory of creation and of evolution. Are not animals affected
-by disease as well as man? If so, who would say that their meager minds
-could cause it? and if it be said that human minds caused it, how about
-the millions of animals who suffered pain, disease and death thousands
-of years before man ever appeared upon earth? Does the Scientist know
-that there are hundreds of different kinds of microbes, fighting and
-combatting one another, that the big fish are eating the little ones,
-that if there were no microbes there could be no putrefaction and that
-if there were no putrefaction there could be no breaking down of the
-dead bodies of animals and plants, and that the earth would be
-encumbered with the dead bodies of these animals and plants of past
-generations, and that very soon all the organic elements--all the carbon
-and nitrogen, if not all the hydrogen and oxygen--on the face of the
-earth would be fixed in these corpses and that all life would perish for
-want of sustenance? In short, germs and death are just as important, and
-just as inevitable, as joy and life.
-
-The Christian Scientists, New Thoughtists and other dreamy faddists, who
-would eliminate all death, sorrow, pain and suffering, by bringing
-heaven to earth all in a day, are respectfully introduced to a paragraph
-from John Ploughman: "There is a sound reason why there are bones in
-our meat and stones in our land. A world where everything was easy would
-be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. Celery is
-not sweet till it has felt a frost, and men don't come to their
-perfection till disappointment has dropped a half-hundred weight or two
-on their toes. Who would know good horses if there were no heavy loads?"
-
-
-
-
-_Osteopathy_
-
-
-If we are to believe history every century produces one or more
-wonderful healers, or persons with the "Healing Touch." It is said that
-these mysterious persons have made the blind to see, the lame to walk,
-the deaf to hear, and even the dead to rise, by means of laying on of
-hands. Just how much of these records are facts or fiction no man may
-say, but we may reasonably assume that a fair amount of facts are mixed
-up with the fiction, even if we may not believe half of what we hear and
-read.
-
-Dr. Andrew Taylor Still, of Kirksville, Mo., is the founder of
-Osteopathy, and in that place he has founded what he is pleased to call
-a college, which is highly successful. After reading his history, he
-will perhaps remind you somewhat of Mary Baker Eddy, Elbert Hubbard,
-Tolstoy, and Jesus of Nazareth, although it cannot be said that he bears
-much physical or mental resemblance to any of these. He dresses like a
-farmer or backwoodsman, and is Simplicity personified. His followers
-worship him very much as do those of Mrs. Eddy, and there is a vein of
-mystery, not to say of superstitious faith, connected with both their
-doctrines that seems to bind their followers together. While Dr. Still
-claims no divine inspiration, as did Mrs. Eddy, still he and his
-disciples are inclined to the mysterious and supernatural. For example,
-in one of the Osteopath books I find this, by his son Dr. Charles E.
-Still, D.O.: "When a boy, I was out with my father and an old physician
-one day, when he stopped at a house where there was a boy almost totally
-blind. My father stepped up to him and took hold of his neck; in a few
-minutes he bade him look at the sun, and behold, the blindness had
-disappeared." This reads very much like a Bible miracle. "Again, we met
-an old colored man who was badly crippled. My father asked him his
-trouble and had him stand up against a drygoods box. My father set down
-a flour sack of bones we were carrying; he then took hold of his leg and
-after apparently winding it around a few times, he told the man to walk,
-which he did without as much as a limp, much to the amazement of the
-bystanders. Time and again equally as wonderful cures were made by him
-in my presence." Dr. Still, Jr., then goes on to say that in an
-epidemic of diphtheria he treated about sixty-five cases and lost but
-one; that he was called on to treat practically all the ailments that
-flesh is heir to; that he treated epileptics by the score and
-successfully in most cases; that he set a neck that was broken, and set
-a case of dislocated astragalus and cured it in one day after a
-physician had assigned the patient to straps in bed for six weeks, thus
-saving five weeks and five days of the patient's time, patience and
-money. Other miraculous cures are reported by the Messrs. Still and by
-other learned Osteopaths, and there are many people around who are
-willing to give reliable testimony to the effect that they have been
-cured of serious ailments by Osteopaths when doctors have failed.
-
-Osteopathy is really the old Swedish movement cure under a new name, but
-considerably enlarged and improved.
-
-Some people imagine that Osteopathy is a sort of massage, but, according
-to Dr. Still, Sr., this is a mistake, for he says: "Osteopathy
-absolutely differs from massage. The definition of 'massage' is masso,
-to knead; shampooing of the body by special manipulation, such as
-kneading, tapping, stroking, etc. The masseur rubs and kneads the
-muscles to increase the circulation. The Osteopath never rubs. He takes
-off any pressure on blood vessels or nerves by the adjustment of any
-displacement of bone, cartilage, ligament, tendon or muscle." Thus, an
-Osteopath might be called a bone manipulator, and that is what the words
-implies, "osteon" meaning _bone_. As a matter of fact, Dr. Still and all
-Osteopaths to the contrary notwithstanding, Osteopathy is not
-"absolutely different from massage." Dr. Still says that Osteopaths
-adjust displaced muscles, does he not? And how do they do it? By
-manipulating the muscles. That is just what the masseur does. It is true
-that the masseur rubs, with a view to increasing the circulation, but it
-is also true that the Osteopath kneads, or presses, for the same
-purpose. A good masseur handles the muscles very much as do the
-Osteopaths. Circulation is the object in both cases: If you want to hurt
-an Osteopath's feelings, just tell him that he is a fine masseur. For,
-has he not spent three years at an Osteopathic College to learn his art,
-whereas the masseur may have learned his the previous week from some
-Turkish bath operator? Please remember that the Osteopath is a
-physician, and that he knows as much about anatomy and therapeutics as
-do other physicians. Please also remember that the Osteopath has had a
-thorough course in physiology, biology, embryology, histology,
-pathology, symptomatology, physical and laboratory diagnosis,
-obstetrics, gynecology, dietetics, hygiene, bacteriology, toxicology,
-urinalysis, surgery, pediatrics, dermatology, phchistry, and medical
-jurisprudence. The only physicianly subject with which he is not
-familiar is materia medica, and that is something that he thinks is
-unnecessary.
-
-The Osteopath does not believe in drugs. On that point he will have many
-sympathizers, notably the Christian Scientists. In fact, many of our
-best physicians have abandoned that old fashioned faith in drugs which
-made people think that they could abuse Nature all they liked, and do as
-they pleased, and that a few drops of medicine would cure them of the
-ill-effects of their indiscretion. Dr. Osler, who was appointed Regius
-Professor of Medicine at Oxford University a few years ago, gives a long
-list of diseases, in his book "Textbook on the Theory and Practice of
-Medicine," which cannot be cured by drugs, and he frequently states that
-drugs are notoriously uncertain in their effects in many cases. Any
-physician who is honest and wise will tell you that drugs are not being
-used so much nowadays as formerly, and that medicine is still more or
-less of an experiment in many cases, and often a dangerous and fatal
-experiment. But, in spite of all this, it is certainly unwise to
-denounce _all_ drugs simply because we do not know the certain effects
-of _some_ drugs. Drugs have been in use since the beginning of history,
-and we are still experimenting with them. While we do not yet know what
-they will do and not do, we know that they will do _something_. In other
-words, drugs have an effect on the body--that we know. We know that
-certain drugs will put us to sleep, or cause us to vomit, or give us a
-headache, or take away a headache, or benumb a pain, etc. Everybody
-knows the effects of castor oil, pepsin, strychnine, salts, sugar of
-lead, laudanum, paragoric, camphor, iodine, linament, calomel, and
-certain other drugs in certain cases. Now, some of these drugs are
-extremely useful and it would be a calamity if the human family were to
-be deprived of their use. While, as we all know, many people are
-extremely superstitious about medicines and are taking them all the time
-to cure imaginary ills, and while it is true that many sick persons are
-either killed or made worse every year by medicines administered by
-physicians, still the sum-total of good that comes from the proper use
-of drugs, and the immense possibilities of the future seem to reason
-that we must not entirely discontinue the use of drugs. Nature is the
-best doctor, and all that the physicians can do is to assist nature.
-Osteopathy may assist nature, and so may massage, and so may water, and
-exercise, and diet and drugs. Different cases require different
-remedies. Drugs are a part of nature. Nature made all herbs, vegetables
-and minerals. Some of our best medicines, even minerals, are found in
-the food that we eat and in the water that we drink. Perhaps nature put
-them there for a purpose. Perhaps she put in too much, perhaps she did
-not put in enough. We are all different, no two alike. Our bodies are
-made up of various chemicals, and many of our ailments are due to a
-scanty supply of these chemicals. Hence, if we cannot get a sufficiency
-of these chemicals from the foods, we may often require them from the
-drug store. For example, phosphorus is necessary to the nerves and
-brain. While it is found in various foods, it may be, as is often the
-case, that we have to take phosphorus in some other form in order to
-preserve our health or to restore our body to its normal state.
-
-But the Osteopath does not reason this way. Dr. Still says: "God has
-placed the remedy for every disease within the material house in which
-the spirit of life dwells. I believe that the Maker of man has deposited
-in some part or throughout the whole system of the human body drugs in
-abundance to cure all infirmities; that all the remedies necessary to
-health are compounded within the human body. They can be administered by
-adjusting the body in such a manner that the remedies may naturally
-associate themselves together. And I have never failed to find all these
-remedies. Man should study and use only the drugs that are found in his
-own drugstore--that is, in his own body." If this means anything, it
-means that drugs are necessary, and that manipulating the bones of the
-body results in a proper distribution of these drugs. The statement that
-he has never failed to find these remedies, if it means anything, means
-that Dr. Still has cured every case that has come to him, but he has
-never said so in plain words; in fact, he admits elsewhere that he has
-not been successful with all cases. And if he was not successful in
-certain cases, the failure was due to not being able to adjust matters
-so as properly to associate the drugs of the body with their remedies!
-Farther on Dr. Still says that the still greater question to be solved
-is, "How and when to apply the _touch_ which sets free the chemicals of
-life as Nature designs." Does Dr. Still here mean that Osteopaths have a
-certain magic touch which is so powerful and wonderful that it must be
-used with great caution? That this touch lets loose certain drugs or
-chemicals which the body needs to cure itself? It is possible that the
-Doctor is speaking in figures and that he does not mean what his words
-imply. It must be so. Otherwise, we must put him down as a charlatan. If
-he speaks figuratively, he is indiscreet, because he plainly leads
-people to think that the spinal column secrets certain drugs or
-chemicals which are necessary to health and that these can be made to
-flow to the necessary parts by means of certain manipulations.
-
-Dr. Still would have us believe that Osteopathy is something of a
-cure-all, and that its adoption makes the use of drugs unnecessary, but
-all Osteopaths do not make this claim. Dr. George V. Webster, D.O.,
-says: "Osteopathy is not a cure-all. There are disorders that are
-incurable." This is encouraging, because we now know that if a disease
-is incurable Osteopathy cannot cure it! Dr. Webster says that "there are
-diseases needing surgical attention," that in some cases an anesthetic
-is necessary, that a parasite requires an antiseptic, and that a poison
-requires an antidote. Thus he has found that drugs have _some_ uses, at
-least. In one place Dr. Webster says that Osteopathy is not a cure-all,
-and in another we find him saying, "The application of osteopathic
-principles to meet the problems of bodily disorder has demonstrated
-their efficiency in _practically all diseases_"! Dr. Still himself says,
-"You may say there are some failures. Yes, who would not expect it?
-Perhaps the Osteopath is not able to apply the knowledge he should have
-gained before being granted a diploma from his osteopathic school."
-
-And thus, all through the Osteopath literature there is an inference
-that bone manipulation cures everything, although it admits that it has
-not always done so. This is the weak, fatally weak, spot in Osteopathy.
-It is the old story of the over-enthusiastic specialist who thinks that
-the sun rises and sets on his pet theory. Show a child a watch, and all
-it sees and understands is that it is wound up and that the hands move
-around. If the watch gets out of order the child tries to wind it up
-again--that is all it knows. It does not know that inside the case are
-hundreds of delicately arranged parts that are adjusted to a nicety. It
-does not know that some of these parts may be worn out from over-use, or
-are missing, or broken, or that they need cleaning. Likewise, when the
-Osteopath sees a body suffering from some disorder, he usually sees only
-the blood vessels and nerves, and he decides at once that one or more of
-them is being squeezed by a misadjustment of some bone or muscle. He
-looks on the spinal column as the backbone of the human structure, which
-is of course true, and surmises that if anything is wrong it must have
-originated in the spinal cord, which is not necessarily true. If it is
-indigestion, or a disease of the kidney, or what not, he thinks that by
-turning one of the keys on the spinal cord it will unlock the necessary
-drug and let it flow to the disordered part. He wears a pair of glasses
-on which is written the word "Osteopathy," and when he looks he sees
-nothing but Osteopathy. Now, as a matter of fact, he is right in many
-cases. He will cure when all the doctors in the world might not even
-relieve. He has a great truth. He holds the key that unlocks the door to
-many a mystery, and it is a key that should be in common use, by all
-doctors. Where the regular physician would perhaps drug his patient to
-death, the Osteopath might cure him with a few simple treatments. Take,
-for example, a headache. Now, a headache is a symptom, not a disease. It
-is a sign that something is going wrong. It is a sign that there is
-either too much blood in the head, or not enough, usually the former. In
-either case, it is probable that there is some abnormal pressure on some
-blood-vessel or nerve, and that if that pressure could be released the
-headache would disappear. Just examine a model of the spinal cord
-sometime and see what a complicated structure it is, with all the little
-nerves, blood vessels and muscles so intricately interwoven between its
-many parts. We are all prone to get in certain habits. We learn to read
-in a certain posture, and to write, and to lie down, and to walk, and to
-sit, and in the course of years it would be strange if one or more of
-our thousands of parts did not get into an abnormal position so as to
-compress or squeeze some of the delicately arranged nerves or blood
-channels, thus preventing freedom of passage. Such a condition might set
-up congestion and inflammation, and it is likely to affect seriously
-some distant organ. By readjusting the bones of the neck, shoulder, back
-or spinal cord, we relieve that pressure and thereby cure the disorder.
-There can be no doubt of all this, and every regular physician ought to
-know it and to practice it, but they don't and won't. Furthermore, they
-won't refer the patient to an Osteopath. Professional jealousy!
-
-It is really a shame that there cannot be some kind of a union of the
-various isms, ologies and athies. Certainly all Osteopaths should be
-regularly admitted physicians and surgeons. If they could be broad
-enough for that, they would soon put the old-school physicians out of
-business.
-
-In conclusion, Osteopathy is much overestimated by some, and much
-underestimated by many. It will do good to most anybody, and harm to
-nobody. It will cure thousands of cases that the regular physicians
-cannot cure; but, on the other hand, there are thousands of cases that
-Osteopathy should not attempt to cure without the aid of the modern
-school of physicians and surgeons.
-
-
-
-
-_Phrenology_
-
-
-The word phrenology comes from the Greek word _phren_, meaning the mind,
-and _logus_, meaning science--the science of the mind. The alleged
-science rests upon these principles: (1) The brain is the organ of the
-mind; (2) the mind may be divided into a certain number of faculties
-independent of one another; (3) each faculty resides in a definite
-region of the brain; (4) the size of each region is the true measure of
-the intellectual power of the organ therein residing. The phrenologist
-examines the outside of the skull, and, by measuring the various bumps
-and indentations thereon, claims to be able to tell how much brains are
-within and just what faculties are concealed under each and every
-portion of the skull. They claim to take into consideration various
-other things, such as the texture of the hair, the lung power, the
-brilliancy of the eye, the color of the skin, the general poise and
-shape of the head, and so on, but phrenology really means bumpology or
-craniology.
-
-The real fathers of the theory are Drs. Gall and Spurzheim, although we
-find suggestions of it in the writings of some of the ancients, notably
-those of Aristotle and Pythagoras, and even so far back as the ancient
-Egyptians. Aristotle believed the brain to be a complex organ, but held
-that the small head was the standard of perfection--"Little head, little
-wit; big head not a bit." (For a lengthy treatise on phrenology and its
-history, see Enc. Britannica.)
-
-If phrenology is sound, the brain is divided into compartments, each
-having a separate and distinct function to perform. But when the brain
-is dissected, no such compartments or divisions are revealed, even under
-the microscope. Neither the certical nor fibrous part of the brain
-reveals any such dividing lines or difference in texture. And not only
-this--the existence of the horizontal membrane separating the superior
-from the interior part of the whole brain, and the arrangement of the
-lateral ventricles, corpus callosum, the fornix and other parts, are of
-themselves almost conclusive proof that there can be no compartments
-such as phrenologists describe.
-
-But even if the brain were divided into compartments, each resting
-against the skull, it would next be necessary for the phrenologist to
-prove that quantity means quality or that quantity means power.
-Otherwise, a person might have a large quantity of, say, combativeness,
-and a small quantity of, say, veneration, as donated by the size of the
-bumps, at the places where those faculties are supposed to reside, but
-the brain matter in the veneration compartment might be twice as dense,
-compact, active, powerful or flexible as the brain matter in the
-combativeness compartment, and hence the phrenologist would be deceived
-by outward appearances. The phrenologist must depend upon size, and he
-must assume that every part of the brain is of the same density, texture
-and power. For example, when he sees a head that is large and full in
-the upper forehead and small at the back, he at once declares that that
-person's casuality, eventuality and comparison, are highly developed,
-and that his amativeness and philoprogenitiveness are poorly developed.
-Size is the measure, and he assumes that size means volume, and that
-volume means power. Hence, a man with a large head must have more brains
-than a man with a small head, and the more brains he has, the greater
-his power, other things being equal. He forgets that many idiots have
-enormous heads, and that the heads of many of the world's greatest
-characters were very small. Several kinds of monkeys, the dolphin, the
-canary and the sparrow, all have larger brains than man, in proportion
-to the size of the body. The ground mole and field mouse have about the
-same proportion as man. The whale, the rat, the porpoise and the goose
-have more.
-
-Again, the researches of physiologists of the highest authority seem to
-have established the fact that the brain acquires its full size and
-weight at the age of eight years! How can the phrenologist reconcile his
-philosophy to this stubborn fact? The skull and head continue to grow
-after the age of eight, but the brain remains the same in weight and
-size. Everybody knows how the skulls of children change as they grow up,
-and yet the brains never do. As the child acquires knowledge and
-develops his mental faculties, the brain remains the same size and
-weight. What then have bumps to do with his mind? We may polish our
-brains, but we cannot add to them. And so, when the phrenologist says
-that this pulpy matter called brains gradually grows larger and crowds
-the skull bones out so as to make bumps, or that it shrinks, for want of
-exercise, and makes the skull contract with it, causing indentations, he
-is not talking from facts but from a premise founded on a delusion.
-
-If the theory of phrenology is true, then, if a person should have an
-accident or a disease, and lose a portion of his brain, he will lose
-control of those faculties which are supposed to be located within the
-lost part. Now, every physician knows of cases where patients have lost
-portions of their brains, and you will probably not find a single case
-where the patient lost control of the precise faculty said to be located
-in that portion. The medical books are full of proof of this. Once in a
-while a physician has to remove a portion of the brain where the faculty
-of, say tune, is located, or it is destroyed by accident or disease, but
-after the operation the patient has the same fondness and talent for
-music that he formerly had. The brains of able men have been examined
-after death, and certain portions have been found to be diseased; yet
-the patients had shown no signs of having lost any of their faculties.
-
-These examples show that the brain is not and cannot be composed of a
-plurality of organs, each of which is the seat of a separate faculty, as
-claimed by the phrenologists, because if such were the case the
-destruction of one of these organs would result in the destruction of
-the particular faculty connected with it.
-
-Again, the phrenologist assumes that all skulls are of the same
-thickness, and that every skull is of the same thickness at every point.
-There are variations of this rule, as he will tell you, but in the main
-the statement is true; for, if it were not so, bumps and indentations
-would be almost meaningless. But the fact is that some skulls are only
-one-eighth of an inch thick and some are a full inch in thickness. And
-there is no certain way of telling just how thick a skull is, except by
-an examination of its interior and not every subject is willing to
-undergo this inconvenience. The phrenologist may thump it with his
-knuckle and sound it, but he can never be certain how near he is to the
-brain nor how much brains are within. And still again, nearly every
-skull has thin parts and thick parts, and in some heads there are actual
-cavities in places. So, even if the size of the brain is the sure test
-of mentality, how is one to tell the size of a brain which is incased in
-a skull of unknown and variable thickness?
-
-And then, the mistaken notion that there are just and only thirty-five
-or so faculties and that each acts independently of the others. As well
-might one say that the retina of the eye is divided into compartments,
-one to see flowers, one to see trees, one to see letters and figures,
-and so on; or that the ear-drum is divided into sections--one section to
-hear the voice, one to hear the violin and one to hear other sounds. If
-there is a separate compartment for every faculty there should be nearer
-thirty-five thousand compartments than thirty-five. But there are not
-even thirty-five faculties, and there are certainly not more than two or
-three compartments, if any. Aristotle divided the brain into only three
-parts. Veneration is the result of fear, admiration, love, respect,
-conscientiousness, and a dozen other things. Destructiveness and
-combativeness, continuity, stubbornness and many other faculties produce
-in greater or less degree, the same emotion and results. Form and size
-are the same faculty, the knowledge of extension including both. To say
-that each of these faculties has a separate plot or parcel of brains
-staked out for its own private and exclusive use is about as sensible as
-to say that there is a separate compartment of brains devoted to love of
-children, another for the love of parents, another for brothers, another
-for dogs, and so on. It requires no philosopher or psychologist to see
-that every single faculty is a part of an inseparable indivisible whole.
-Instead of endowing the mind with certain faculties and designating
-these according to the nature of their function, the phrenologist
-designates them according to the nature of object upon which they are
-exercised. According to this, to be logical, he should have as many
-faculties and compartments as there are things in the universe.
-
-There are two ways of looking at phrenology. If there is a portion of
-brains for each faculty, then we must determine how many faculties there
-are, and we must assume that each portion or compartment performs only
-its own function, for otherwise, if a certain compartment frequently
-does the work of some other compartment, then the whole theory of
-phrenology falls, because it matters not how much or how little brains a
-person has in one compartment when other sections are to lend a hand in
-helping its weak or deficient neighbors. The phrenologist must assume
-that "comparison," for example, is the faculty that does all of the work
-in that line, and that "color" does all of the work in its particular
-line. Otherwise bumps would be meaningless. Fowler and Wells, the latest
-authorities, give thirty-nine distinct and separate faculties, each with
-its particular location. Now, many of these conflict, such as
-comparison, form and size, combativeness and destructiveness, firmness
-and continuity, cautiousness and secretiveness, veneration and
-spirituality and conjugal love, friendship, amativeness, inhabitiveness
-and philoprogenitiveness. True, these words of each group are not
-synonyms, but they require the same mental process, produce like
-emotions, or proceed from the same motives and sensations. If this be
-true, part of the bottom of phrenology falls out. There is redundancy.
-The faculty of cautiousness makes one cautious when one is exercising
-one or more of the other faculties, and continuity is the faculty which
-gives us the power of keeping one or more other faculties applied to the
-task. Nearly every organ must be endowed with the power of imagination,
-yet there is a faculty called ideality which is assumed to have a
-monopoly of this power. Nearly every faculty is also endowed with
-casuality, particularly calculation, constructiveness and comparison.
-And if the phrenologist should say that there is no redundancy here,
-that each of these things is a different and distinct faculty, surely if
-there is not redundancy, there is at least deficiency (either of which
-is fatal) in that according to his theory there should be separate
-faculties for mechanical constructiveness and literary constructiveness,
-separate faculties for love of children and love of cats, separate
-faculties for the English language and the Chinese language, and every
-language, and a separate faculty for every object of attention in the
-universe.
-
-Until the phrenologist can find some way of measuring the quantity of
-neurine in the brain of his subject he cannot tell much about that
-person's mentality; and when he does this he is no longer a
-phrenologist.
-
-Phrenology takes in a wide field which contains so many avenues of
-escape, that it is quite impossible to attack it at one point without
-letting it out at another, for its powers to evade the issue are almost
-unlimited. When the skull of Voltaire was examined, it was found to have
-the organ of Veneration developed to an extraordinary degree. The
-phrenologist would promptly explain: "His veneration for the Deity was
-so great and his sensibility upon the subject of devotion so exquisite
-that he became shocked and disgusted with the irreverence of even the
-most devout Christians, and that out of pure respect for the Deity he
-attempted to exterminate the Christian religion from the earth."
-
-If you have a large bump of destructiveness, the phrenologist might
-declare you were like the early English who would often say: "It's a
-fine day; let's go out and kill somebody." Yet you may be only inclined
-to destroy delusions; or to destroy the rum demon; or to demolish
-gambling; or to combat vice.
-
-The novel "Mr. Midshipman Easy," by Capt. Maryatt, might be recommended
-for the consideration of phrenologists. Prof. Easy built a great machine
-with tubes and pistons; the subject would get into the machine and, by
-suction, the professor would draw out the good organ indentations and by
-pressure suppress the "bad organ" bumps. If the brain grows, as
-phrenologists claim, this system ought to help the brain grow in the
-right direction and create perfect men.
-
-The irregular formation of the skull, features, fingers and of other
-parts of the anatomy are mere accidents of nature, and are no more a
-test of a person's character and capacity than a cask is of its
-contents. The verdict of phrenology retards the moral and intellectual
-advancement of the subject and lessens the influence of reason,
-religion, environment and education.
-
-After Professor Porson's death, his head was dissected, when, to the
-confusion of craniologists and the consolation of blockheads, it was
-discovered that he had a skull of extraordinary thickness. Professor
-Gall, on being called upon to reconcile the intellectual powers and
-tenacious memory of Porson with a skull that would have suited an
-ignorant prizefighter, replied: "How the ideas got into such a skull is
-their business, not mine; but, when they were once in, they certainly
-could never get out again."
-
-
-
-
-_Physiognomy_
-
-
-Physiognomy is not entirely a delusion. There is no "science" of
-Physiognomy, however, nor is it an exact art. The rules laid down by
-Adamantius were quite different from those of Aristotle, just as those
-of Baptist Porta and Robert Fludd were quite different from Levater's.
-Physiognomy is the art of knowing the humor, temperament or disposition
-of a person from observation of the lines of the face, and from the
-character of its members or features. While there is as yet no code of
-rules laid down by any author which constitutes a trustworthy guide,
-there in an apparent analogy between the mind and the countenance, which
-is discernible to keen observers. Probably every man and woman prides
-him or herself on the ability of translating expression, because we all
-imagine that we are good judges of human nature; yet, we have all erred
-in this regard, and often they were costly errors. Our instincts and
-intuitions, are perhaps the safest guides, after all, for there is but
-little reliance to be placed on the text books; and the common beliefs
-regarding the meaning of the features are anything but reliable. The
-best that can be done, for the present, is to assemble the predominating
-characteristics of the great men of history and compare these with their
-portraits.
-
-It is generally conceded that the greatest authority on Physiognomy is
-Levater; yet, in my copy of his principal work, which, by the way, is
-the voluminous 15th London edition, he says: "I understand but little of
-physiognomy, and have been, and continue daily to be, mistaken in my
-judgment." Since no greater physiognomist ever lived, it seems fair to
-assume that there is no "science" of physiognomy, and no infallible
-system with which we can read the character and capabilities of a person
-by means of the features. Whether such a science will yet be discovered
-or devised, remains to be seen. However, it is possible, and even
-probable, that the features all have meanings, even if we do not know
-those meanings, and that the code finally adopted by Levater is fairly
-correct. This being true, the best we can say for Physiognomy is that it
-_helps_ us to interpret character by showing us _tendencies_. That is,
-given a face the chin of which denotes firmness, and the mouth
-tenacity, we may be reasonably certain that the individual will have a
-strong tendency to do thus and so under certain conditions, provided
-those characteristics are not over-balanced and offset by other
-characteristics. That the tendency is not conclusive, is apparent: for
-the person may be born with a nose which, according to Physiognomy,
-denotes criminal propensities; yet, he may have overcome his immoral
-tendencies by means of education, religion or environment, while his
-nose remains unchanged. Again, he may have certain features which are
-said to denote generosity, for example, yet there may be various other
-features which denote love of power, acquisitiveness, vanity, etc.,
-which would make it quite impossible to say that generosity would
-predominate, and to which tendency the subject would yield. Indeed, it
-is a grave question if all the accumulated knowledge of the ages on
-Physiognomy would not be misleading, even if every person knew the
-precise meaning of every section of the face; for, however skilful we
-might be, our judgment would constantly be taxed to the utmost to weigh
-and balance, to compare and distinguish, one indication with another,
-and then that other with still another, and with perhaps a whole group
-of others,--a task for a mathematician, psychologist and philosopher
-combined. Again, who may say that a large nose, which was esteemed so
-highly by Napoleon, or a strong jaw, which is generally understood to
-denote perseverance, may not be mere accidents of nature, for are not
-some born tongue-tied, cross-eyed or flat-footed, without design,
-meaning or tendency, so far as those physical conditions are concerned?
-And do not all persons develop one or more faculties, and neglect
-others, without causing any change in the bones of the face? One may
-conquer and conquer, like Alexander, until there are no more worlds to
-be conquered, and yet not acquire a conqueror's nose. If we treat
-Physiognomy as the science of interpreting expression by means of the
-muscular anatomy of the face, that is a different matter; but the real
-Physiognomy deals with bones as well as with muscles. If there is doubt
-as to whether the shape of the bones of the face are indicative of
-character, there is no doubt that the flesh and muscles of the face form
-what we call expression of the countenance, and that this can be
-interpreted with some degree of accuracy.
-
-Levater says that the forehead is the image or mirror of the
-understanding; the nose and cheeks the image of moral and sensitive
-life; and the mouth and chin the image of the animal life; while the
-eye will be to the whole as the summary and center. I am prepared to
-believe without hesitation that nothing passes in the soul which does
-not produce some change in the body, and that even desire, and the act
-of willing, create a corresponding motion in the body; but it requires
-extraordinary credulity to believe that bones are enlarged or diminished
-by this process, and, consequently, that part of Physiognomy I must
-reject. But it is quite certain that, on the countenance discernibly
-appear light and gloom, joy and anxiety, stupidity, ignorance, and vice,
-and that, on this waxen tablet are deeply scribed every combination of
-sense and soul. On the forehead, all the Graces revel, or all the
-Cyclops thunder! Nature has left it bare, that, by it, the countenance
-may be enlightened or darkened. At its lowest extremities, thought
-appears to be changed into action. The mind here collects the powers of
-resistance. Here resides the _cornua addita pauperi_. Here headlong
-obstinacy and wise perseverance take up their fixed abode. Beneath the
-forehead are its expressive confines, the eyebrows; a rainbow of
-promise, when benignant; and the bent bow of discord, when enraged;
-alike descriptive, in each case, of interior feeling. The nose imparts
-solidity and unity to the whole countenance,--the mountain that
-shelters the fair vales beneath. How descriptive of the mind and
-character are its various parts; the insertion, the ridge, the
-cartilege, and the nostrils, through which life is inhaled. The eyes,
-considered only as tangible objects, are by their form, the windows of
-the soul, the fountains of light and life. The eye-bone, whether
-gradually sunken, or boldly prominent, is also worthy of attention; as
-likewise are the temples, whether hollow or smooth. That region of the
-face which includes the eyebrows, eye, and nose, also include the chief
-signs of soul; that its of will, or mind, in action. The occult, the
-noble, the sublime, sense of hearing, has nature placed sideways, and
-half concealed. On the inferior part of the face, nature has bestowed a
-mask for the male, and not without reason, for here are displayed those
-marks of sensuality, which ought to be hidden. All know how much the
-upper lip betokens the sensations of taste, desire, appetite, and the
-enjoyments of love; how much it is curved by pride and anger, drawn thin
-by cunning, smoothed by benevolence, made flaccid by effeminacy; how
-love and desire, sighs and kisses, cling to it, by indescribable traits.
-The under lip is little more than its supporter, the rosy cushion on
-which the crown of majesty reposes. If the parts of any two bodies can
-be pronounced to be exactly adapted to each other, such are the lips of
-man, when the mouth is closed. Words are the pictures of the mind. We
-judge of the host by the portal. He holds the flaggon of truth, of love
-and endearing friendship. The chin is formed by the under lip, and the
-termination of the jaw-bones, and it denotes sensuality in man,
-according as it is more or less flexible, smooth, or clear: it discovers
-what his rank is among his fellows. The chin forms the oval of the
-countenance; and when, as in the antique statues of the Greeks, it is
-neither pointed nor indented, but smooth, and gradually diminishes, it
-is then the keystone of the superstructure. With apologies to Herder for
-much of the foregoing, thus endeth this brief dissertation on
-Physiognomy.
-
-
-
-
-_Dreams_
-
-
-It is quite clear that the phenomena of dreams could be perfectly
-accounted for by natural laws and therefore they should not be
-attributed to supernatural causes.
-
-Ancient divines taught that dreams either proceeded from the Deity or
-from the devil, but it is now quite certain that all dreams originate
-only in the dreamers. Dreams come only from a state of imperfect sleep.
-When sleep is perfect, all the faculties are at complete rest, and there
-can be no dreams--and even if there were, memory being absent, the dream
-could never be recalled. Bodily sensations are the most common cause of
-dreams. A hot-water bottle at the feet might cause dreaming of a fire;
-kicking the bed-clothes from the lower extremities might carry the
-dreamer to scenes of snow and ice; getting one's head accidentally under
-the pillow might involve the dreamer in a drowning episode or other
-incident of strangulation. Physical ills also have their influence upon
-the unsound sleeper, and the nature of the pain is usually similar to
-the nature of the dream. The mind, during unsound sleep, is irrational,
-and often groups incongruous things and scenes into meaningless and
-impossible situations. Stored away in hidden recesses of the memory, are
-innumerable items, and during imperfect sleep the mind seizes some of
-these haphazard and forms some of the most fantastic and ludicrous
-pictures.
-
-The cause of the dream is sometimes the cause of its fulfilment. For
-example, a person might think, in his waking moments, of writing a poem,
-and if it is strongly on his mind he is likely to dream of it. The dream
-may suggest some missing link or idea, and when he awakes he is better
-prepared to complete it. Belief in the supernatural origin of dreams is
-also the frequent cause of their fulfilment. If a person dreams of
-approaching sickness, and is superstitious, his fears and imagination
-are likely to hasten the calamity. There is recorded somewhere in
-history the case of a general who dreamed of a defeat, and, being
-superstitious, his courage deserted him, and the enemy conquered. There
-is also recorded the case of a German student, who dreamed that he was
-to die the next day at a certain hour. His friends found him next
-morning making a will and other preparations, and as the time drew
-near, he had every appearance of a person about to die. His friends used
-every argument to shake his belief in dreams, but to no purpose, and
-they were despairing of saving him, when the physician contrived to set
-the clock forward, and thus prolonged matters until the student's life
-was at last saved. There are several instances on record where death has
-actually ensued in consequence of the belief in the supernatural origin
-of dreams, and there is no doubt that believers in dreams often cause
-fulfilment by mental influence. It is true that there are instances on
-record where a person has dreamed of the death of a relative, and found
-that that relative had died at about the time of the dream, but these
-instances are rare and prove nothing. When it is considered that there
-are doubtless millions of instances where persons have dreamed of the
-death of relatives, when they have not died, the comparatively few cases
-where the dreams came true must be taken as mere coincidence. It is not
-a miracle for a dream of this kind to come true, but it would indeed be
-a miracle if one or more of such dreams did not come true, like the one
-that is recorded of a proud young divinity student who dreamed three
-times in one night that he must turn to the seventh verse of the fifth
-chapter of Ecclesiastes, where he would find important instructions. He
-arose in the morning, and turning to the specified passage, found this:
-"In the multitude of dreams there are divers vanities."
-
-The mental process by which the human mind arrived at the conclusion
-that dreams result from supernatural causes is due to the same
-propensity of the mind for the marvelous, and to that excess credulity
-which attributes all unusual or remarkable mental impressions to some
-external agency. The average mind is prone to reason out the causes of
-phenomena to the limit of its mental powers, and then, when it arrives
-at the point when it can go no farther, and can give no rational
-explanation, to attribute the phenomena to the supernatural.
-
-All dreams originate from former sensations. These sensations were
-introduced into the mind by the senses, at some previous time or times,
-and the mind has stored them away where they have lain dormant and
-forgotten. The dream-state is that condition of temporary
-subconsciousness when the memory recalls the aforesaid sensations and
-submits them to the scrutiny of the reasoning faculty, by which their
-relations are determined, through the agency of association. During
-perfect sleep there can be no dream, because the dream is caused by a
-state of activity of certain faculties, which, in perfect sleep, are in
-a state of torpor. There could be no dream if the mental faculties,
-including memory, are at perfect rest. Only when part of the mental
-faculties are sufficiently active to recall the sensations and
-impressions that are stored away, and to institute association, can
-there be dreams. Some of the faculties must be active, and some
-inactive, to produce a dream, and only in imperfect sleep does this
-condition obtain. Among the inactive faculties in the dream state is
-judgment, which, were it active, would correct the mental process and
-discover the fallacy. Imagination is often brought strongly into play by
-the dreamer; and the combination of imagination, previous sensations and
-associations often create fantastic objects and pictures wholly
-different from those occurring in nature. The mind of the dreamer can
-readily combine parts of the sensations previously derived from
-beholding an elephant, a crow and a cow, and may see in his dream a crow
-with a trunk, a cow with a bill, or an elephant with upright horns and a
-black feathered tail. It can also readily associate with his own self
-parts of various sensations derived from reading or hearing of certain
-crimes or improprieties, and picture himself in the act of doing things
-utterly at variance with his morals and inclinations when in a conscious
-state.
-
-It also may happen, in the various modes of combination, that objects or
-events are portrayed in accordance with nature and facts, but, perhaps,
-in exaggerated, diminished or distorted forms, in which case an
-erroneous standard of judgment is formed that will throw all after
-sensations out of perspective with truth.
-
-The dreamer generally dreams of things which have lately been weighing
-on his mind, but not necessarily so, nor does it follow that he will
-dream what has been ardently expected or painfully dreaded. Association
-of ideas may lead his unguided mind to a scene or object which, in his
-wakeful moments, he cannot trace, for his memory usually preserves only
-the final objects or scene, and not the various steps that led to it.
-Thus, if moving be on his mind, he may, in his dream, see a moving van,
-then a painting on the side of the van, then an artist, then a paint
-shop, a model, another picture on an easel, and finally a very pleasant
-or a very horrible scene in a studio. When the dreamer awakes he
-remembers only the scene, and he is at a loss to know why he should have
-dreamed of a scene so foreign to his previous thoughts.
-
-There appears to be no truth whatever in the theory that dreams come as
-omens or warnings, for they are purely accidental. Neither is there
-apparently any truth in the belief that dreams come by opposites, that
-they are the manifestation of some invisible agency, or that there is
-anything supernatural, uncanny or mysterious about them.
-
-To maintain that one can foretell future events, or read past events,
-from dreams, is absurd. Nearly every person dreams each night, and
-particularly during the moments when losing consciousness and the
-moments when awakening, since imperfect sleep then obtains; and, it
-would be strange indeed if, during one or more of these occasions, we
-did not by chance dream of something which afterwards actually happens.
-
-All bodily derangements that interrupt healthy sleep, such as irritation
-of the digestive organs, and even over-exertion, worry, and undue
-excitement, will produce dreams, and it is therefore fairly obvious
-that, since we know the cause of dreams, their effects and results,
-there is nothing marvellous, unnatural, wonderful, extraordinary or
-supernatural in dreams.
-
-Until the past few hundred years, the cause of dreams was not
-understood. Aristotle believes the cause of dreams to be common sense,
-but placed in the fancy. Avicen thought it to be an ultimate
-intelligence moving the moon in the midst of that light with which the
-fancies of men are illuminated while they sleep. Averroes, an Arabian
-physician, ascribed it to the imagination. Democritus referred the cause
-of them to little images, or representations, separated from the things
-themselves. Plato placed it among the specific and concrete notions of
-the soul. Albertus attributed dreams to superior influences, which
-continually flow from the sky, through many specific channels.
-
-In order to disdelusionize, it will be necessary to get a clear
-understanding of the nature of the mind and of its workings. "When the
-mind turns its view inward upon itself," says John Locke, "and
-contemplates its own actions, _thinking_ is the first that occurs. In
-it, the mind observes a great variety of modifications, and from them
-receives distinct _ideas_. Thus the perception, which actually
-accompanies, and is annexed to any impression on the body, made by an
-external object, being distinct from all other modifications of
-thinking, furnishes the mind with a distinct idea which we call
-_sensation_; which is, as it were, the actual entrance of an idea into
-the understanding by the senses.
-
-"The same idea, when it occurs again without the operation of the like
-object on the external sensory, is _remembrance_; if it be sought after
-by the mind, and with pain and endeavor found, and brought again in
-view, it is _recollection_; if it be held there long under
-consideration, it is _contemplation_; when ideas float in our mind
-without any recollection or regard of the understanding, it is that
-which the French call _reverie_; our language has scarce a word for it.
-When the ideas that offer themselves (for, as I have observed, while we
-are awake, there will always be a train of ideas succeeding one another
-in our minds) are taken notice of, and, as it were, registered in the
-memory, it is _attention_; when the mind, with great earnestness, and of
-choice, fixes its view on any idea, considers it on all sides, and will
-not be called off by the ordinary solicitations of other ideas, it is
-what we call intention or study. _Sleep_ without dreaming is rest from
-all these; and dreaming itself, is the having of ideas (while the
-outward senses are stopped, so that they receive not outward objects
-with their usual quickness) in the mind, not suggested by any external
-objects, or known occasion, nor under any choice or conduct of the
-understanding at all, and whether that which we call _ecstasy_, be not
-dreaming with the eyes open, I leave to be examined."
-
-We often converse with a dead or absent friend, in our dreams, without
-remembering that the grave or the ocean is between us. We float, like a
-feather, or fly like a bird, upon the wind, one moment in New York, and
-the next in Melbourne, without reflecting that the laws of nature are
-suspended, or inquiring how the scene could have been so suddenly
-shifted. We accommodate ourselves to every event, however romantic,
-impossible, unreasonable, extravagant and absurd.
-
-We also dream awake, which dreams may be called _reveries_ or
-_waking-dreams_, and they are sometimes as chimerical, and impossible to
-be realized, as our sleep dreams. Many fabulous stories of apparitions,
-magic, and apparent miracles, owe their origin to some form of dream.
-
-
-
-
-_Superstitions_
-
- _Superstition has done more harm than war, famine and pestilence._
-
-
-It has been said that all men are tainted with superstition, in greater
-or less degree, and that they are credulous from the cradle to the
-grave. We may be particularly strong on Friday, on the thirteenth, on
-walking under a ladder, and other foolish superstitions which have
-thousands of times been exposed, yet we find ourselves weak on something
-else equally absurd. We are credulous because we are naturally sincere,
-which indicates that superstitious belief proceeds from honorable
-principles. All men have a strong attraction to truth, and the man who
-is the most deceitful is usually the most disposed to belief that other
-men respect truth. And thus, before rejecting the statements of others,
-we usually require to detect something in them which is not in accord
-with our previous knowledge, unless, perchance, we have cause to suspect
-a design to deceive us. Credulity is, therefore, natural, in part, and
-it is also the result of the faulty education that we have received from
-our distant ancestors.
-
-Perhaps many of the superstitions owe their origin to religion. If
-people had not been taught about devils, hells, miracles and other
-mysteries, they would not be so susceptible to other beliefs equally
-absurd.
-
-It is commonly known that gamblers are very superstitious, but fashions
-change with them as they do with everything else; for, where
-unsuccessful gamblers used formerly to make a knot in their linen, to
-change their luck, they now content themselves with changing their
-chairs, and performing other silly things which some successful gamester
-has lately done. And so with other superstitious persons. As a security
-against cowardice, it was once only necessary to wear a pin plucked from
-the winding sheet of a corpse; now, all one needs is to rub the back of
-a hunchback. To insure a prosperous accouchement to your wife, you once
-had to tie her girdle to a bell and ring it three times, while now all
-that is necessary is to see the new moon over your right shoulder and
-wish. To get rid of warts, you were to fold up in a rag as many peas as
-you had warts, and throw them into the highroad, when the unlucky person
-who picked them up became your substitute; but now, they may be cured
-by finding a pin, head toward you. To cure a tooth-ache you had to
-solicit alms in honor of St. Lawrence, but in these enlightened times it
-can be done by staring at a horseshoe over the door. And so on, _ad
-infinitum_ do we find the superstitions, like the fashions, ever
-changing.
-
-The birth of science was the death of superstition, said Huxley; but,
-alas, it is a slow and painful death. But, science is only half born as
-yet, and that is why superstition is only half dead.
-
-P. T. Barnum was known as the prince of humbuggers, yet few men have
-ever lived who had a keener insight into human nature. He knew the human
-heart, he knew its weaknesses, and he knew how to profit by his
-knowledge.
-
-The gullibility of the public is shown in various ways: first, by the
-prosperity of the palmists, astrologers and mediums; second, by the
-success of all get-rich-quick enterprises; third, by the crowds who
-patronize the street fakirs who sell articles which nobody can operate
-but themselves; and fourth, by the apparent success of certain officials
-who operate through their press agents.
-
-Palmistry, graphology, physiognomy, phrenology, clairvoyancy,
-chirognomancy, and the other "sciences," have not yet been accepted by
-the powers that be, fortunately, as an infallible detector of crime.
-Very few, indeed, of the believers in these isms and ologies would care
-to have their fate in court determined by experts in one or more of
-these theories. Only a few hundred years ago, persons were tried and
-convicted of witchcraft by the same sort of "experts," and the result
-was that the accused had a very slight chance of acquittal.
-
-Most of our great men have had their illusions, delusions and
-superstitions, but that is no excuse for people of our times. Genius is
-always ill-balanced, in accordance with the law of compensation.
-Napoleon believed in the exploded theory of astrology, and he once said
-of a bright star, "It has never deserted me. I see it on every
-occurrence urging me onward; it is an unfailing omen of success." Oliver
-Cromwell says he saw the figure of a gigantic woman enter his chamber,
-who told him that he would become the greatest man in England. Sir
-Joshua Reynolds thought the lamps in his gardens were trees, and the
-women bushes, agitated by the breeze. Descartes thought he was followed
-by an invisible person, whose voice urged him to continue his
-researches. Loyola, lying wounded after the siege of Pampeluna, imagined
-he saw the Virgin, who encouraged him to prosecute his mission. Pope
-thought he saw an army come through the walls of his home to inquire
-after his welfare. Goethe says that he once saw his exact counterpart
-coming towards him. Byron was also visited by ghosts, and Dr. Johnson
-thought he heard his mother's voice, though she was in a distant city.
-Swedenborg imagined that he could converse with departed spirits.
-Cellini was deterred from suicide by the apparition of a beautiful
-woman, and Nicolai was annoyed by various spirits, one of which had the
-appearance of a dead body. And when we remember that some of the world's
-greatest minds were deluded by the doctrines of witchcraft, alchemy,
-astrology, spiritualism, and kindred superstitions, now known to be
-false and silly, including the mighty search for the Philosopher's
-Stone, we should hesitate long before accepting any strange theory just
-because somebody else believed in it.
-
-ABRACADABRA was one of the names given to the Persian sun-god Mithra.
-This word was supposed to have magic powers to cure diseases, provided
-it was written in the form of a magic triangle several times, as
-follows, and worn on the bosom for nine days:
-
-
- ABRACADABRA
- BRACADABR
- RACADAB
- ACADA
- CAD
- A
-
-
-Why is superstition so deep-rooted? Why do we cling to error so
-tenaciously? Why does every new, occult fad soon attract a host of
-followers? Let us see. First, there is a charm to everything that is
-extraordinary--we love the unusual, the different, the marvelous, the
-miraculous; second, we hate to see destroyed that which we love. Hence,
-the tendency to exaggeration, which is a consequence of it; and hence
-the regretful reluctance to have our dreams of wondrousness dispelled.
-Is there anything quite so unpleasant, when we have told a friend of
-some marvelous manifestation we had witnessed, as to have that friend
-prove to us that the manifestation was but a trick? Not only is our
-pride hurt, but our pet joy is spoiled; we had been hugging a sacred
-mystery, only to find it a delusion.
-
-That which we call mystery is unfinished knowledge--not complete
-ignorance. That which we call the supernatural is but the natural not
-yet understood, or only partly understood. We know a little of
-everything, but not everything of everything, nor even everything of any
-one thing. Science is only a mystery solved.
-
-A prevalent and dangerous form of credulity or enthusiasm is that which
-makes us extremists or faddists. A faddist is an extremist, and an
-extremist is a faddist. It is one thing to be so stubborn and
-old-fashioned that nothing new has any interest to us, and it is another
-to be so credulous and catholic that we seize every new theory with a
-mad enthusiasm. Every fad and delusion is founded on a truth, but the
-extremist sees in them more than a truth; his brain becomes a
-kaleidoscope, with numerous reflecting surfaces which reflect multifold
-imaginary pictures. From two or three simple truths, sprang an immense
-false system of astrology; from the simple truth that our temperaments
-and characters are more or less expressed upon our bodies, sprang some
-of the silly doctrines of palmistry and physiognomy; from the simple
-truth that every person has an individuality which is expressed in his
-apparel, his home and his manners, sprang the ridiculous theory of
-psychometry; from the simple truth that souls live beyond the grave,
-and that our imagination may picture those souls, sprang the untenable
-belief in ghosts, spirits and mediums; and from the simple fact that our
-pains and troubles are intensified by brooding over them, sprang the
-fallacy of Christian Science. Who would say that the Boston tea party
-_caused_ the Revolutionary war, or that the firing on Fort Sumpter
-_caused_ the "late unpleasantness"? The quarrel between Queen Anne and
-the Duchess of Marlborough over a pair of gloves did not cause the
-change of ministry and the following peace with Louis XIV, nor did the
-blood of Lucretia put an end to the kingly powers at Rome, as some say,
-and neither did the sight of Virginia terminate the decemviral power,
-nor did the view of Caesar's body and mantle enslave Rome. It seems to
-be that love of the marvellous, of the curious, of the strange, and of
-the impossible, that makes us ascribe great results to the most
-insignificant and isolated causes.
-
-There is a book entitled "Current Superstitions," which can be had in
-any library, that should cure any reasonable mind of superstition. It
-contains some thousands of superstitions common throughout the United
-States, and if a person were to believe in them all, that person could
-not live one day without violating a dozen or more that would involve
-him into fatal consequences. Fortunately, the superstitious person
-usually clings to only two or three, which are not bothersome, and he
-does not see the folly of them. Some superstitions seem harmless enough,
-such as, for example, the belief that holding an open umbrella over the
-head in the house is productive of bad luck, for who wants to do such a
-thing? or, that of walking under a ladder, for how many times in a
-lifetime does a person have occasion to avoid doing so? But all
-superstitions are harmful to the mind, and harmful in their influence
-upon others--particularly upon children. A man cannot successfully
-contend against an unknown enemy in the dark, and superstition
-pre-supposes that there is some unknown, relentless, all-powerful force
-at work, against God, Nature, common sense, and against the laws of the
-universe.
-
-There is an old story, but a well-authenticated one, which serves to
-illustrate the dangers of superstition. In Hamburg, in 1784, a singular
-accident occasioned the death of a young couple. The lady, going to the
-church of the Augustin Friars, knelt down near a Mausoleum, ornamented
-with divers figures in marble, among which was that of Death, armed with
-a scythe, and a small piece of the scythe being loose, fell on the hood
-of the lady's mantlet. On her return home, she mentioned the
-circumstances as a matter of indifference to her husband, who, being a
-credulous and superstitious man, cried out in a terrible panic, that it
-was a presage of the death of his dear wife. The same day he was seized
-with a violent fever, took to his bed and died. The disconsolate lady
-was so affected at the loss that she was taken ill and soon followed
-him. They were both interred in the same grave, and their inheritance,
-which was very considerable, fell to some distant relatives.
-
-Under the head of "Thirteen at Dinner," Edwards in "Words, Facts and
-Phrases" says: "The common superstition which makes it unlucky to have
-thirteen at dinner is no doubt a reference to the Last Supper of our
-Lord and his disciples, where thirteen were present and Judas was among
-them. He left first, and therefore the first of a party of thirteen to
-leave the table is the unlucky one." Perhaps this is correctly stated,
-but if so, how many persons now make the _dangerous_ mistake of at once
-leaving a table as soon as they discover thirteen present! By leaving at
-once they hope to avert the evil, whereas they are rushing into it. What
-folly, either to leave the table or to remain at it, because of this
-superstition!
-
-The Thirteen Club of New York serves a useful mission. Composed of
-several hundred prominent people, it meets, discusses the folly of
-popular superstitions, exposes the fallacies of the supernatural, and
-breeds a healthy condition of the mind. They meet on Fridays, usually on
-the 13th of the month, they enter the clubrooms by passing under a
-ladder, the dues are multiples of thirteen, umbrellas are hung over
-every chair, salt is spilled on every table, and so on, in defiance of
-the laws of superstition.
-
-Those foolish persons who believe in the silly superstition "Thirteen at
-table, one of them sure to die," should remember that if there are
-fourteen at table, or more, the chances of one of them dying soon are
-much greater than if there were only thirteen, so that it is far safer
-to reduce the number to thirteen!
-
-Wonder is the effect of novelty upon ignorance, it is said, but the
-ignorant are not the only ones to wonder over novelty, and other things
-than novelty cause wonder, such as want of familiarity with common
-things met with every day. Knowledge is the cure of both ignorance and
-superstition, but of the love to wonder there appears to be no cure.
-
-The reason we are so quick to believe in the supernatural is that we are
-prone to discern in it either good luck or bad luck--benefit or
-punishment. We are all governed by our passions--principally Hope and
-Fear, and nothing is more capable of creating those hopes and fears than
-unrestrained credulity concerning the mysterious.
-
-Everybody has doubtless seen those wonderful, supernatural mind-readers
-at Coney Island, who profess to be able to tell you your name. I
-listened to one of their dialogs recently, in which a young lady and her
-companion were amazed at having the magician look in their eyes and read
-there their true names, fully convinced of the supernatural powers of
-the operators. Guessing at how it was done, my friend and I strolled
-off, made a plan, returned, stopped in front of the camp, and began a
-conversation in which I addressed my friend as "William"--which was not
-his name at all--and he called me "Washington," to all of which the
-several fakirs were intently listening, though pretending not to. Just
-as they thought they had enough to work upon they approached us, and we
-yielded to their entreaties. We were ushered into the mystic chamber,
-there was some whispering among them, and then we were dramatically
-ordered to think intensely of our names, the chief fakir all the while
-glaring tragicly into my friend's eyes. "Ah, I has it," said he,
-gesticulating wildly, "William!" he exclaimed, exultantly. "Wonderful!"
-was our reply. Devoting his attention to me, he appeared puzzled, but
-finally said: "You no think; I no get name, but I tell you something
-wonderful--I tell you what on your mind." "Very well," said I, "that
-will do." And then he put his greasy forefingers on my temples and
-cried, "You think you have some _washing done_!"
-
-If every spiritualist, astrologer, palmist, clairvoyant, mind reader and
-fortune teller were compelled by law to hang out a sign, "I am a
-professor of tricks, magic, sleight-of-hand, legerdemain, and
-tomfoolery; come in and match your wits against mine!" they would still
-have many customers; but, if everybody believed in signs, there would be
-no harm done. But perhaps the people would rather have it the other way,
-as it is, so that they can nurse the delusion that "Perhaps there may be
-something in it, after all."
-
-
-
-
-_Stage Tricks and Occultism_
-
-
-Stage tricks are usually harmless, except when played by fakirs who
-claim to be possessed of supernatural powers. There is a large variety
-of these, such as spiritualists, slate-writers, clairvoyants,
-telepathists and mind-readers, who perform ordinary stage tricks under
-the guise of occultism, and they deserve something more than mere
-exposure. Every operator has his or her own particular method of
-performing certain tricks, and it would be impossible to explain in a
-brief article how each is done; but it may be helpful to expose a few of
-the more common ones. All of these tricks may be accounted for as
-follows: Sleight-of-hand, confederacy, ingenious contrivance, or the
-application of some natural law, and most of the best tricks are
-performed with the aid of two or more of these. Had Hermann the Great,
-or Keller, been dishonest, they could almost have had the world at their
-feet, by maintaining that their tricks were done through spirit or
-physic force; but they were honest enough to admit that all their feats
-were done by means of one or more of the devices just mentioned. There
-is no slate-writing trick, or materialization, or mind-reading
-exhibition, that they could not have duplicated, or even excelled; in
-fact, they did actually duplicate and expose most of them. Had they
-claimed that spirits or devils, aided them, a majority of the people
-would probably have believed it without question. Perhaps one reason why
-more mediums, and such, are not exposed and arrested, is because there
-is something grew-some and awe-inspiring in the thought that possibly
-the on-looker is in the presence of the inhabitants of another world;
-or, perhaps the feeling of sadness, or of the sacredness of the
-occasion, shuts off all sentiments of revenge, however doubtful he may
-be of the genuineness of the exhibition. The fact that one by one
-practically all the great mediums have been exposed, seems to make no
-difference, because in our anxiety to learn if there is not some
-possible way to get news of the departed loved ones, we reason that
-because one, or a dozen, imposters have been exposed, this particular
-one may be genuine, and that there may possibly be something in it after
-all.
-
-Why is it that so many are willing to attribute occult powers to all
-magicians who perform inexplicable tricks? There is scarcely a person
-who cannot do one or more card tricks which will puzzle the most astute
-observer, but we do not marvel because we know that they are merely
-tricks; but let the trickster once announce that he is a mind-reader or
-a hypnotist, and three out of every five will accept the statement as
-truth and not seek further to disprove it. Thus, we are taught that
-credulity is a disease with which most persons are afflicted, and that
-it is very easy to fool the best of us. Those who are so weak as to
-accept every mystery as a manifestation of supernatural power, should
-obtain one of the many books which can be had at any library, and make a
-study of the art of legerdemain. Then, when attending a spiritualistic
-seance, or a slate-writing exposition, the student will be able readily
-to detect the fraud and to duplicate it for the amusement of his own
-friends.
-
-If every investigator would, before going to a seance, buy one or more
-of the books, which are on sale at every bookstore, showing how the
-various stage tricks are done, there would not be many spiritualists in
-the world. These books sharpen the wits, and while they may not give the
-precise methods adopted by the medium to be visited, they will show how
-easy it is to deceive the eye and to fool the best of us.
-
-Much has been said of the wonderful tricks of the fakirs in India,
-particularly of the Great Mango Trick, and all kinds of supernatural
-powers have been ascribed to these clever people. In these exhibitions,
-the fakirs take a seed and a pile of sand, and make a Mango tree grow,
-in a few minutes, to the height of three or four feet. The secret lies
-in the fact that the leaves and twigs of the Mango are such that they
-can be folded into a very small compass and rolled up within the hollow
-seed, so that when they are unrolled they do not show the slightest
-crease. The fakir covers the whole with a cloth, and operates beneath
-it, piling the dirt around it, and exhibiting the building tree
-occasionally to his astonished audience. Baldwin, "The White Mahatma,"
-has exposed this and many others of the Indian tricks, in his book, "The
-Secrets of Mahatma Land Explained."
-
-Slate-writing tricks are done in a hundred different ways. Some
-operators carry a tiny point of pencil under their thumb nail, some have
-chemical compounds which render writing invisible until heated, or
-moistened, and some have duplicate slates. The messages they write are
-obtained in various ways, often by means of accomplices, and still
-oftener by guess-work.
-
-Some mediums have a regular detective force who make it a business to
-get acquainted with all susceptible persons, or prospective customers,
-and after getting a history of these persons, they convey it to the
-medium, who only has to await the coming of the victims to be able to
-make startling revelations.
-
-The mind readers also operate largely by means of confederates, and most
-of the theatrical performers have clever trappings. One of these was
-exposed recently in a Long Island village, when it was discovered that
-the operator had several telephone wires running under the floor of the
-theatre, from the rear of the stage. In another instance, it was found
-that the sheets of cardboard, which were passed around for the audience
-to rest their papers upon, were sensitized so that when they were
-collected and subjected to chemical treatment they would make visible
-the writing that had been done over them. The questions asked were
-communicated to the operator by an accomplice in the wings. Another
-method, adopted by those who claim to read the numbers in watch cases,
-and to tell the numbers on banknotes, is that of a code of signals sent
-to the operator by a confederate in the audience. These codes are
-sometimes composed of words, and sometimes of gestures and signals.
-
-One noted spiritualist claimed to be able to put the subject under a
-spirit influence and give him superhuman strength. For instance, the
-subject would support his feet on two little stools, and his hands upon
-two others, each pair of stools being about five feet apart, and he
-would then arch his body upward, in the form of a bridge. A heavy anvil
-was then placed upon his abdomen, and the operator would take a huge
-sledge hammer and beat a piece of red hot iron into a horseshoe. This
-was only an experiment in inertia, and the heavy blows were hardly felt
-by the man below, the effect of them being almost absorbed by the large
-mass of iron. It was also noticed that when heavy weights were lifted at
-arm's length, they were so arranged as to lie along the forearm, this
-position being more graceful and about fifty per cent. easier. Leather
-straps were broken around the chest, and this was done by means of a
-sharp tongue to the buckle, filed to an edge, which cut the strap with
-slight pressure. (The audience eagerly examined the strap in advance,
-but never thought of examining the buckle.) Heavy Jack-chains were also
-broken by the subject, but these chains all contained one weak link, of
-unwelded soft iron, which would stretch out when pulled in a certain
-direction. Pennies were broken with ease, but these were, of course,
-prepared in advance, by placing them in a vice and working them back and
-forth many times until they became soft in the middle.
-
-Innumerable tricks are done by means of cans and other vessels
-containing false bottoms, or several compartments, and every stage where
-magicians perform contains various trap doors in the floor, mirrors, and
-other illusions. A modern scheme is to have two rows of blinding lights,
-before a black background, so that the audience cannot see the
-machinery. By this contrivance, figures on the stage are made to float
-in the air, and to do all kinds of apparently impossible things. One
-familiar performance has a man at a piano rise in air and revolve
-rapidly, all in full view--apparently--of the audience, and another
-makes a lady dance in midair, and take gigantic strides at enormous
-speed. These tricks are done by means of machinery, concealed from view
-by optical illusions, the lady having an iron belt about her waist which
-connects with the hidden machinery in the rear.
-
-Another familiar trick is the appearance and disappearance of a person
-into or from a box, basket, coffin, and so on, also in full view of the
-audience. It will usually be observed that these are placed near to the
-back curtain, where it is easy for a person to enter or exit through a
-secret opening, but sometimes it is done through a trapdoor in the
-floor. Once I had the pleasure of assisting Hermann the Great at
-"Hermann's Theatre" on Broadway, since burned down. I went to his
-dressing room before the performance, and he gave me a tiny rabbit which
-I concealed in my ulster pocket, and at the same time several other
-confederates were given "props," such as silk hats, in which omelets
-were afterwards made, and handkerchiefs with red moons in the center,
-and red handkerchiefs with white moons, which were afterwards used in
-the performance by Hermann who cut a circle out of the middle of a white
-handkerchief and one from a red handkerchief, and afterwards produced
-out of the audience the handkerchiefs aforesaid, much to the wonderment
-of the audience. The rabbit I held was the counterpart of another which
-Hermann shot from a pistol on the stage, and which was afterwards found
-in my pocket, much to my apparent chagrin.
-
-The art of magic, while by no means a lost art, is not so popular now as
-formerly, yet it still has a firm hold on human credulity. As Barnum
-used to say, "The people love to be humbugged." Inborn in us is that
-love of the marvelous which caused our ancestors to believe in
-astrology, sorcery and witchcraft. The stage magician is well aware of
-this, and as the old tricks become familiar to their audiences, they
-soon discover new methods to satisfy this natural propensity to crave
-mystery. Some good folks say that all magic is bad, in that it is deceit
-and treachery; but this seems rather a lame argument when it is
-remembered that the magician practically tells his audience that he is
-going to fool them, and that he is merely matching his dexterity against
-their quickness of perception. The real harm and danger comes of the
-modern tricks of magic, in which the magician pretends that he is
-possessed of some supernatural powers, such as spiritualistic
-manifestations, clairvoyance, mind reading, slate-writing, etc. If the
-real truth were known, these charlatans probably reason thus: "We are
-magicians, the people love to be mystified, we can no longer entertain
-them with the old tricks, they are ever ready to believe that which they
-cannot understand, the supernatural is always entertaining; and since we
-must make a living some how, we will perform our tricks and claim that
-they are of supernatural origin." There is some logic in this view, from
-their viewpoint, but from the standpoint of us who see the danger in,
-and who are trying to destroy, superstition, it is a practice that
-should be suppressed.
-
-In the introduction to Barnum's "Humbugs of the World," the great
-showman says, "I once travelled through the Southern States in company
-with a magician. The first day in each town he astonished his auditors
-with his deceptions. He then announced that on the following day he
-would show how each trick was performed, and how every man might thus
-become a magician. That expose spoiled the legerdemain market on that
-particular route, for several years. So, if we could have a full
-exposure of the tricks of trade of all sorts, of humbugs and deceivers
-of past times--religious, political, financial, scientific, quackish and
-so forth--we might perhaps look for a somewhat wiser generation to
-follow us."
-
-Thus, we could go on at great length to show how easy it is to deceive
-people. It is one of the easiest things in the world to make up tricks
-to fool the best of us, and all operators in occult or physic phenomena
-know it. "Am I not to believe what I see with my own eyes, and hear with
-my own ears?" they all say,--at least ALL who _want_ to be convinced.
-The answer is, "No, you are not."
-
-
-
-
-_Ghosts_
-
-
-One by one the great superstitions of the world are slowly but surely
-disappearing. It was not long ago when we, in this new country of
-enlightenment, believed in _witchcraft_, and were burning witches at the
-stake; but now it would take a long hunt to find a man, woman or child
-who believed in that horrible and disastrous superstition. The same is
-almost true of "_Ghosts_," for that word is now used more in jest than
-in earnest; but to believe in "_apparitions_" is not altogether of past
-centuries, for there are still many who cling to the delusion of
-supernatural appearances. The modern way of putting it is "_Spirits_."
-
-Authors, poets and dramatists of all ages, sacred and profane, have made
-endless allusions to supernatural appearances, not only because _ghosts_
-are convenient and entertaining characters to introduce, not only
-because writers naturally tried to reflect the beliefs of the periods of
-which they wrote, but because they could make a deeper impression on
-the minds of a superstitious world. Shakespeare makes fine use of the
-Ghost in Hamlet and in Macbeth, just as Goethe does of Mephistopheles in
-Faust. Not only is fiction and the drama full of Ghosts, but there are
-hundreds of volumes in the libraries giving serious, and apparently
-"well-authenticated" cases of supernatural appearances. Mrs. Crowe's
-"Nightside of Nature" is probably the classic of this line of
-literature--at least, it appears to be quoted more than any other. The
-author of Robinson Crusoe wrote "An Essay on the History and Reality of
-Apparitions; being an account of what they are and what they are not,
-when they come and when they come not; as also how we may distinguish
-between apparitions of Good and Evil Spirits, and how we ought to behave
-to them; with a variety of surprising and diverting examples never
-published before."
-
-I have frequently been asked by believing friends, "How do you account
-for this?"--following with, perchance, an elaborate account of what the
-aunt's mother's sister's nephew once saw. My answer has always been, and
-still is, to those friends, to Mrs. Crowe, Daniel DeFoe and all others,
-"I cannot account for what somebody else saw, says he saw, or thinks he
-saw; but let me see it and I will guarantee to give you a reasonable
-explanation." John Ruskin says somewhere that the greatest thing in this
-world is to see something and to be able to tell simply and accurately
-just what you saw, _and nothing else_. There is the secret! I remember
-the first time I saw Hermann the Great, and how I went home and told
-everybody about the wonderful trick he had performed. Of course, nobody
-could tell me how it was done, for, from the way I described it, it was
-an impossibility. Sometime later I had occasion to meet Mr. Hermann in
-his dressing room, and I then learned how the trick was done. How
-simple! I had been duped and deceived. My eyes had not seen aright. How
-different was the story I had told, from the story Hermann told!
-
-I have often thought, if Hermann had been in the _Ghost_ business, what
-harm could he not have done!
-
-We all know what becomes of the bodies and clothing of the dead. Of this
-there can be no doubt. What becomes of the soul, the spirit, nobody
-knows. Assuming that this does not die, which seems probable, we know
-that it cannot again live within the same body and apparel, for that is
-destroyed. To assume that the spirit procures a new and similar body and
-clothing, is to assume the existence of material, physical matter in
-the spiritual world. Does it not require quite a stretch of a
-sacrilegious imagination to picture a clothing factory in the spiritual
-world? And yet, we are told that ghosts appear "in the very clothes they
-used to wear." Mrs. Bargrave "took hold of Mrs. Veal's gown several
-times" and recognized the velvet. (Drelincourt on Death, 1700). We are
-also told of "rustling of silk," "creaking of shoes" and "sounds of
-footsteps" (Footfalls on the Boundary of Another World, Owen).
-
-Even the voice is recognized, although the various organs that produced
-the original voice on earth have long since perished. We all seem to
-have a notion that ghosts should be light, thin and airy, but, it seems,
-there must be fat _ghosts_, too. I remember at least one fat ghost, for
-I yanked it into my lap in the middle of a highly interesting seance at
-Mrs. Calder's, a famous _Ghost_ producer who once thrived in New York.
-The ghost was alleged to be a famous Plymouth church preacher whose name
-is too revered to be mentioned in this connection.
-
-Some Ghosts have even appeared in iron armour, and some with walking
-sticks, swords or shovels. People have heard, seen and felt all
-these--the word _felt_ might be used in a double sense here, because one
-vicious _ghost_ is said to have delighted in thumping his hosts with a
-cane--so it can be assumed that such material things as clothing, armour
-and canes are to be had in the other world. And yet, _ghosts_ are
-transparent! You can see right through them. They disappear through a
-stone wall, through a carpeted, oaken floor, and through a locked and
-bolted door. You can shoot at them, run them through with a sword, and
-you touch nothing.
-
-Again, the same _Ghost_ frequently appears in many places at one and the
-same time. DeFoe tells of the burglars who found the same _ghost_ in a
-chair in every room in the house at the same moment. Still again, we
-have "well-authenticated" cases of beggar Ghosts in rags, of one-armed
-Ghosts, beheaded Ghosts, blind Ghosts, hungry Ghosts, thirsty Ghosts,
-worried, tormented and unhappy Ghosts, and wicked, revengeful Ghosts.
-Is, then, the spirit world (heaven), no improvement on our own world?
-Mr. Kardec once asserted that we are surrounded by "myriads of
-spirits--good, bad and indifferent," which quite alarmed the author of
-"Mary Jane," who feared accidents might happen among such a crowd of
-_spirits_. Mr. Baker, it was, who set the author at ease, by explaining
-that "the _spirits_ can walk through one another and not feel it."
-
-It is a wonder that, in a world so full of humbuggers,
-get-rich-quicksters, fakirs and delusionists, greater effort has been
-made to profit by the greatest of all passions. For every human weakness
-we have a gold seeker, be it a Barnum, Munyon, a Lydia Pinkham, a 520%
-Miller, a Dowie, a Dis de Bar, or a Sister Fox. Some want to be tall,
-some short, some fat, some thin, some rich, some healthy, some
-beautiful, etc., etc., and there is always an army of fakirs, honest,
-semi-honest and otherwise, ready to make them so for a monetary
-consideration payable in advance. But, the greatest distress, the
-greatest passion, the greatest longing and yearning, is for the dead.
-What a tremendous army is the army of the mourners! What a gold mine to
-the man who can bring the mourner and the departed together! _Ghost_
-makers do not necessarily mean to defraud, nor do they always perform
-for money. There are good and bad, as in all else, and they sometimes
-fool themselves in their efforts to fool others. The _Imagination_ is a
-wonderful organism. It is the greatest machine on earth, because it can
-do the greatest things. But, beware of it--it is not to be trusted; it
-will expand your credulity, undermine your reason, and give you a taste
-of the delirium tremens--which makes you see things!
-
-
-
-
-_Strikes, Profiteering and the High Cost of Living_
-
-_Being an Argument in Favor of Industrialized Government_
-
-
-PART I.
-
-THE A. B. C. OF POLITICAL ECONOMY.
-
-(_Simplified for the Uninitiated._)
-
-The one great desire uppermost in the minds of men is to get the
-greatest good from the earth, the source of all wealth, with the least
-possible labor and effort. In the so-doing, both experience and reason
-teach that economy is the watchword. It is the life blood of
-civilization--the essence of industrial prosperity. The basis of all
-philosophy is "I want," and in the pursuit of happiness and contentment,
-economy must be the watchword.
-
-
-WASTE.
-
-The destruction of the smallest useful atom is an injury to every living
-person; and the more useful the atom, the greater the injury. A great
-fire, a flood, a devastating cyclone, is not only a calamity to those
-immediately affected, but it is a universal loss; for, the great human
-family is just so much poorer, the world's progress has been retarded,
-and our onward march toward the perfect civilization has been checked.
-Likewise, every stroke of labor that does not go toward making the world
-better or richer is wasted energy. The man who insists on making shoes,
-or raising wheat, or digging coal, when he is mentally, physically and
-by nature ill-adapted to that calling, is a drone and a burden upon
-society. He is wasting energy and impeding the general progress, because
-he is doing something which others could do better or quicker, and he is
-therefore the cause of misplacing two persons in unproductive and
-unnatural callings.
-
-
-MACHINES.
-
-The labor saving machine is the personification of economy. It, and all
-great inventions, are welcomed by civilization as great economizers of
-the world's work. It is wasted energy for man to do by hand that which
-a machine can do as well and in less time. The machine economizes
-production and therefore lightens and lessens the toil of the human
-family. Ten men in a shop or industry, each assigned to that branch of
-the business to which he is best adapted, form a combination for economy
-identical with a machine. If a linotype machine, operated by one man,
-can do the work of say five type-setters, the world is richer to the
-extent of about what four men could create in other
-vocations,--allowances being made for the labor required to make the
-machine itself.
-
-
-DEPENDENCE.
-
-A person can no longer make his own hat, coat, shoes and house, and
-raise his own vegetables, as Crusoe did. Ten thousand men are
-co-operating to give him his shoes alone. There are the men who kill the
-animal which provides the hide, the men who carry it to the jobber, the
-men who strip it, the men who cure and tan it, the men who pack it, load
-it on the trucks, put it on the cars, unload it, carry it to the leather
-merchant, and the innumerable clerks, bookkeepers, advertisers and
-stenographers who help sell it to the shoe manufacturer, the additional
-transportation, the endless variety of hands it passes through in the
-factory, and the countless hands that handle the finished shoe before it
-reaches the consumer; and then,--the telegraph's part in the manufacture
-or sale or transportation of that shoe, and the mails and the
-advertising, each employing thousands. Even the linen thread used in the
-shoe has a similar history; likewise the pegs, the needles, the
-machines, the cloth lining and the metal eyelets. And the shoe is a
-small part of a man's necessaries. What does all this show? The
-inter-dependence of men, one upon the other.
-
-
-CO-OPERATION.
-
-We have come to that stage of human progress when we could not return to
-the Crusoe method if we desired. We must depend upon our brothers in
-distant parts. A vast industrial machine has been created, of which each
-member of the human family forms a part. A must look to B for his shoes,
-B must look to C for his meat, C must look to D for his coal, and all
-must look to one another for every needed thing. Even the savages in
-distant lands are at work procuring ivory and other commodities for us
-while we are creating suitable articles for them, and thus the human
-family are co-operating together for the common good.
-
-If this system of co-operation or trade is not interfered with by
-unnatural and artificial devices, every man will sooner or later find
-his level and bend his energies in that calling to which he is best
-fitted by nature, education, training, and environment. A natural law is
-at work. To interfere with it is to divert commerce from its natural
-channels and cause friction in the great industrial machine. The machine
-needs no oiling or mending; it simply requires direction. It develops,
-expands and lubricates as it runs. It is not revolution that wears out a
-machine; it is friction.
-
-
-COMBINATION.
-
-Two or more persons can enjoy the heat of one stove, or the light of one
-lamp, or the shelter of one roof, as well as one person, and without
-depriving anyone of an equal quantity thereof. A printer can produce
-1,000 circulars with but little more cost than 50. A truck or car can
-carry tons with but little more expense than pounds. Two fish can be
-fried in one pan as well as one. A professor can teach a class of 500 as
-well as of five. Hence the advantages of combination and co-operation,
-and hence the uneconomy of individual isolation. How much wiser for
-Crusoe to take Friday in his household and divide their labors, each
-doing that which best suits him, using,--so to speak--only one stove,
-one lamp and one frying-pan.
-
-Suppose at Christmas a man has 100 presents to distribute in various
-localities. A messenger for each of the 100 presents would mean an
-expense of say $50 and much wasted energy. A single messenger could so
-systemize the work, by mapping out the shortest routes, that he could
-accomplish the work in far less time, comparatively, than the 100
-messengers, and his bill would be only about $5. Now, suppose the man
-should ascertain that each of his 199 neighbors in the block also had
-100 presents to deliver. That would make 20,000 presents in all. If each
-man should employ a separate messenger it would cost about $1,000. One
-messenger would go to First street and leave a package (little knowing
-that another messenger was to deliver a package at perhaps the very next
-door), thence to--say Nineteenth street, thence to a distant section of
-the city, thence to still another district, and so on. Each of the 200
-messengers would have the same long journey to make, wearing out his
-shoe leather, making the cars do useless work, and wearing and wasting
-his own energy. But suppose the 200 neighbors should combine and
-co-operate. They would soon find that about five messengers could
-deliver their 20,000 presents in about the same time that 200 could;
-and, at $5 each, or $25 in all, with a saving of $975 to themselves.
-Mapping out the city in five districts and assigning one messenger to
-each, they would probably find that many presents were to be delivered
-in adjoining houses, and some to different residents of the same house.
-Witness the many steps that have been saved, and the time, and the labor
-of 95 men who have thus been freed to work in some productive vocation.
-
-Method and system are parents of economy. They allay waste, eliminate
-useless labor, and lighten and lessen the toil of the human family.
-
-
-ANOTHER ILLUSTRATION.
-
-Some morning at break of dawn witness the confusion in the simple
-industry of delivering milk. A wagon rattles up to your door and leaves
-a bottle of milk. It clatters down the street and leaves a bottle to a
-neighbor in the next block. Then it turns down the avenue and leaves a
-bottle several blocks away, and thence perhaps to a distant section.
-But watch, and you behold another wagon coming. It stops at the next
-house to yours and deposits a bottle on the window-sill, then dashes
-down the block and leaves a bottle at some distant house, then to a
-house perhaps several blocks away, and so on until it has covered, in
-spots, a large territory. Soon, a third wagon appears and leaves a
-bottle at the second house from yours, and then dashes away to distant
-parts to cover its route.
-
-And so on until nearly 200 different wagons, or grocer clerks, have
-visited the 200 houses in your block to deliver 200 separate bottle of
-milk. In every block the same scene is being enacted. Remember that
-every employer has horses, wagons, harness, drivers, a store, books, a
-cashier, advertising, fuel, light, and a plant to maintain.
-
-[1]Now compare the unsystemized milk delivery with the scientific,
-methodical system of delivering the mail. The letter-carrier leaves a
-letter or paper at your door, hurries on to the next house, then to the
-next and the next; then, he does likewise on the other side of the
-street until nearly every house in the block is visited; then he
-proceeds to the next block and continues his systematic, economical
-labors; and so on until he approaches the line where another carrier
-has been doing likewise in the adjoining district.
-
-Suppose mail should be delivered in the unorganized, unmethodic manner
-that milk is delivered; it would require many times as many carriers to
-do it, and this additional work would be just as useless and wasteful to
-the world as if they were employed to dig holes in the earth only to
-fill them up again. If the milk business were to be organized similar to
-the letter-carrying business what an enormous amount of wasted energy
-and labor would be saved. What an immense amount of useful and
-wealth-creating work could those now useless extra milkmen perform in
-other callings.
-
-
-THE FUTURE.
-
-The question is asked: Will all of the milk dealers one day combine and
-form a Trust? And should they? My answer is, Yes. Competition will
-perhaps drive them to it; but if it does not, some day they will see the
-advantages and benefits of such a combination and they will wisely
-follow the example of the oil and steel magnates. If they never see it,
-then some of the larger and wiser milk dealers will, and they will
-perhaps enlist sufficient capital to control the market by buying up the
-milk supply at the farms, thus driving the smaller dealers out of the
-business or into the Trust.
-
-What is true in the milk business is also true of nearly every other
-similar business, and that is the condition which this country has to
-face in the near future.
-
-
-PARTNERSHIP.
-
-A is engaged in the manufacture of shoes. B is a rival. They sell a
-certain shoe for $3. Each has a separate plant to maintain; a
-bookkeeper; a delivery wagon; and fuel, light, rent and advertising
-bills to pay. After a while A and B form a partnership under one roof,
-with only one delivery wagon, one bookkeeper, etc. With this great
-saving in expenses they find that they can produce as many shoes with
-the one enlarged plant as the two old plants produced and at much less
-cost. They can now pay a little higher wages, make a little more profit
-and still reduce the price of their shoes to, say, $2.90. C now comes to
-town and opens a rival establishment. He has difficulty in producing as
-good a shoe for $2.90 as does the firm of A & B, but he competes for a
-while until D comes to town and starts another shoe factory. Then C and
-D join their plants into one and the two firms go on competing, each
-spending large sums in advertising, etc. Finally they all get together
-and combine the several plants into one. They build an extension on A
-and B's building and move C and D's machinery therein. The new firm of
-A, B, C & D now have a large plant. Where formerly the individual
-manufacturers employed say six bookkeepers, they can now get along with
-but two. Where they once had ten delivery wagons they now require but
-two or three, because of the systemized routes mapped out. Instead of
-each manufacturer spending $10,000 a year for advertising, or $40,000 in
-all, the new firm now spends only say $15,000. The saving and economy is
-so great in nearly everything, that they can now pay still higher wages,
-make still greater profit and sell their shoes for perhaps $2.75--if
-they want to. Thus everybody is benefited by the enlarged partnership
-except those who have been thrown out of employment, and they shall
-presently be taken care of as we proceed.
-
-Now, if four men by combining and forming a partnership can reduce the
-price of shoes from $3.00 to $2.75 and pay higher wages and make more
-profit than if they were operating separate plants, how great must be
-the advantages of 100 or 1,000 men and plants combining into a
-partnership. This would be a Trust. If two men can use the light of one
-lamp or the heat of one radiator without one depriving the other of any
-light and heat, so can 100 men do likewise, provided there is enough
-light and heat to go around, and on this simple principle is the great
-Trust founded. It economizes; it eliminates useless energy; it allays
-waste; it saves. Our letters are delivered by the Trust system; our milk
-is delivered by the old system of individual enterprise and is
-inconsistent with modern civilization.
-
-
-ORGANIZATION.
-
-If the industries were not organized, if Trusts and Combinations were
-unknown, if there were no corporations and no partnerships and
-everything was carried on by individual units, what would be our
-industrial condition? What an enormous amount of waste would there be
-and what a colossal volume of extra work would the human family have to
-perform to produce what we now have!
-
-Organization is the key-note of the century. "Individual Enterprise" is
-a relic of past ages. A partnership of two or more is organization on a
-small scale. A corporation is practically a combination of two or more
-partnerships, or an enlarged legalized partnership. A Trust then is
-simply an organization of several smaller organizations. The greater and
-more perfect the organization, the greater the economy. The greater the
-economy the lower will be the cost of production, and the smaller will
-be the amount of work to be performed and, likewise, the cheaper will be
-the article--if! (See later).
-
-
-ADVERTISING.
-
-Most advertising is wasted energy. One of its purposes is to take trade
-from another and bring it to itself,--a snare set by A to attract B's
-customers. It creates nothing, and is only useful as a means of
-communication or notification, and it imposes an unnecessarily heavy
-burden upon the human family. While it does give employment, it is not
-much more useful employment than the hiring of men to shovel dirt into
-the river and then hiring them to shovel it out again. If employment is
-all we seek, why not tear down the public buildings and then hire men to
-build them up again? (The question of employment for labor will be dealt
-with elsewhere.)
-
-This illustration is not intended to discourage advertising, for
-advertising has its uses, and under present conditions is almost
-synonymous with success. But suppose, for example, there were 100
-telephone companies in New York instead of one. The competition would be
-bitter. Prices would come down to the lowest competitive margin. But,
-as prices and profits came down, so would wages. The rivalry would
-encourage dishonesty, hatred and envy, and result in various
-impositions, such as compelling every subscriber to have several
-'phones.
-
-Each company would have the expense of maintaining a separate plant,
-with its small army of employees, and wires strung over the city like a
-mosquito netting, and each would be spending large sums in advertising
-which would finally be paid by the consumers.
-
-Now, contrast this unorganized confusion with the present single system
-with its one small advertising bill to pay, one system of wires, one set
-of canvassers and other employees, one engine room, one president, etc.
-Has not the burden of the world's work been lightened and lessened by
-this combination and organization?
-
-
-THE WORLD'S WORK.
-
-Given a population of 80,000,000 of which say 20,000,000 are working
-people, and given a certain amount of work required to provide the
-80,000,000 people with food, clothes, shelter and the numerous minor
-conveniences,--how many hours a day must these 20,000,000 working-people
-labor to produce what we now produce, under the old unorganized system
-of individual enterprise? If there were 100 telephone companies in New
-York instead of one, here at once we require about ten times as many men
-in this single industry as are now required, and these hundreds of
-thousands of men required to operate the 100 telephone companies must be
-taken away from other industries. And so on, throughout all the trades,
-professions, factories and industries.
-
-If the average day's work is now ten hours, and all those who want to
-work are now employed, and only one-half of the industries are now
-organized into Trusts, what would be the result if all the other
-industries were organized into Trusts? First, there would not be so much
-work to do, owing to the great saving and economy of combination as
-before explained; and second, several hundred thousand workers who are
-now employed would be thrown out of employment. Here we arrive at an
-apparent obstacle. One of two things must be done; either the great
-unemployed must leave the country, or be supported in idleness, or die
-of starvation, or, _the hours of work must be reduced_! If 20,000,000
-can do the required work, working ten hours a day, with half the
-industries unorganized, and if organization (Trusts) would throw say
-5,000,000 out of employment, then we must _reduce the hours of daily
-work_ so as to give the 5,000,000 employment!
-
-If the hours were reduced to say six, the remaining 15,000,000 could not
-do all the work in that time, and the 5,000,000 unemployed must be
-called in to help. A demand for the labor of the 5,000,000 would at once
-be created. Everybody would then be employed. Every industry would be
-organized. Useless work and wasted energy would be eliminated. Everybody
-would have shorter hours of work. The uneducated would have more time to
-study and develop. The arts would then be generously patronized. Paupers
-would disappear. Wealth would multiply. Ignorance and drunkenness would
-have received their death-blow, because their father--Poverty--would
-have been destroyed. But hold,--other difficulties present themselves:
-Who would compel the organized industries (Trusts) to reduce the hours
-of work? What would prevent them charging exorbitant prices? Who or what
-would prevent the captains of industry filling their own pockets and
-keeping the great profits to themselves? Who or what would prevent the
-rich from growing richer, and the poor poorer?
-
-
-SYNOPSIS.
-
-The informed reader might well have passed over the preceding pages, for
-they are purely rudimentary; but if he has been kind and patient enough
-to follow me thus far, so much the better, for he has refreshed his
-memory and will be more ready to grasp that which is to follow.
-
-Before proceeding let me recite in synopsis these important truths which
-I have already illustrated:
-
-
- 1. ECONOMY.--We desire to get the greatest good from mother earth
- with the least possible labor.
-
- 2. WASTE.--The destruction of }
- every useful atom. }
- }
- Every useless stroke of work. } Is a loss to all the world
- }
- For 100 men to do what }
- 10 men could do. }
-
- 3. EMPLOYMENT.--We should not aim simply to give men employment. We
- must aim to make them useful--not merely laborious. To dig holes
- and then fill them up is employment, but it is not useful. So is
- all that work useless and wasteful which fewer men could do better
- or quicker under the Trust or Combination system.
-
-
-PART II.
-
-A SUMMARY AND EXPOSITION OF THE PRECEDING PAGES.
-
-Having familiarized ourselves with the elementary truths concerning the
-Trust principle, we have now arrived at that point where we may begin to
-shape an intelligent argument, but before so doing, let us summarize.
-Perhaps we may now be able briefly to set forth the more important
-features of the Trust or Combination.
-
-
-GOOD QUALITIES OF THE TRUST.
-
- 1. It eliminates useless labor and energy.
-
- 2. It allays waste.
-
- 3. It economizes and reduces to the minimum the cost of production.
-
- 4. It reduces the world's work.
-
- 5. It tends to lessen the hours of labor.
-
- 6. It makes it possible to raise wages.
-
- 7. It makes it possible to lower the prices of commodities, and
- thus reduce the cost of living.
-
- 8. It operates in harmony with the law of natural selection.
-
- 9. It destroys wasteful competition, and economizes by eliminating
- the useless and the unfit.
-
- 10. It includes all of the advantages of co-operation without
- altogether destroying the advantages arising out of the natural
- instincts of rivalry, contest and emulation.
-
-
-EVIL QUALITIES OF THE TRUST.
-
- 1. It throws large numbers out of employment.
-
- 2. It destroys many small dealers, jobbers and middlemen.
-
- 3. It tends to create monopoly in private hands.
-
- 4. It creates power in private hands arbitrarily to fix exorbitant
- prices, to lower wages and to control the market.
-
- 5. It tends to create great wealth for the few at the expense of
- the many, widens the chasm between the rich and the poor, and
- causes concentration of wealth.
-
-
-BALANCING ACCOUNTS.
-
-We have, then, in the Trust, an immense commercial giant which is both
-good and bad at the same time. If one had a fine thoroughbred horse
-which balked, or shied, or kicked, should we destroy it because of these
-evil qualities, forgetting that it also has an equal percentage of good
-qualities? Or, should we try to cure it of its faults by training it to
-do our bidding? We do not condemn and destroy a great machine because it
-has a defective part, but we rather seek to remedy the defect.
-
-The Trust is doing a wonderful work for the world. Like improved
-machinery, it is lightening and lessening the toil of the human family,
-and at the same time it is working a great injury. Labor-saving
-machinery is also working injury, in that it is making large numbers of
-men idle, but this is not sufficient reason to destroy it. Machinery and
-Trusts are brothers. To be consistent, if we destroy the one we must
-destroy the other. Before contemplating destruction of the Trust, let us
-see if we cannot find some way to train and to harness it, like the
-horse, so that it will be useful and beneficial. Let us try to devise a
-method whereby the good qualities of the Trust can be preserved and the
-evil qualities eliminated.
-
-
-PART III.
-
-FALLACY OF THE GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP IDEA.
-
-The doctrine of socialism, which may be defined as government ownership
-and operation of the means of production, is attractive. Some of our
-ablest men are numbered among its exponents, and the political parties
-which advocate socialism, in whole or in part, are growing rapidly.
-
-The theory of socialism is so beautiful and may be so cleverly stated
-that very few indeed have the acumen to withstand its assaults upon the
-reason, particularly when only one side of the question is heard. The
-great mass of our people have refused to accept it, not because they
-believe it unsound, but because they either do not understand it or are
-prejudiced and believe it to be some destructive, lawless scheme of the
-discontented.
-
-The recent coal and railroad strikes, had they long continued and
-assumed really alarming proportions, would have furnished an almost
-unanswerable argument in favor of the government ownership idea; and a
-repetition in these or in some other important industry would perhaps
-so drive home the conviction that socialism was the only remedy, that
-for all we could do the elections would be carried by the party
-advocating those measures, and our present form of government
-overthrown.
-
-The superficial thinker, upon reading the foregoing pages, will probably
-arrive at one or two conclusions as to the Trust; either it must be
-destroyed or it must be taken over by the government. The more
-thoughtful will conclude that it would not be wise or expedient, even if
-possible, to destroy the Trust, and his next thought will be in the
-direction of public ownership. He will say that if the government can
-operate the Post Office system so successfully it ought to be able to
-operate the coal mines, the oil fields, the factories and the railroads,
-just as the cities operate their water works, police department, and in
-many cases their railroads and gas plants. If he be not too thorough in
-his reasoning he will conclude that if the government operated the
-Trusts, all their evil qualities would be eliminated and their good
-qualities saved. It is a convenient conclusion, yet it is unsound as I
-shall presently proceed briefly to show.
-
-
-COMPETITION.
-
-Some writer has said, "Competition gluts our markets, enables the rich
-to take advantage of the necessities of the poor, makes each man snatch
-the bread out of his neighbor's mouth, converts a nation of brethren
-into a mass of hostile, isolated units, and finally involves capital and
-labor in one common ruin."
-
-Successful competition denies competition, because the successful
-competitor must destroy his rival, before he can be successful.
-Competition is the antithesis of co-operation. The one means isolated
-units, the other an organized combination of units. The Trust method of
-co-operation, however, while it destroys competition among industries,
-_does not destroy competition among men_. Here lies an important
-distinction which will develop as we proceed.
-
-
-INSTINCTS.
-
-Contest and rivalry are inherent instincts in all living things,--in
-vegetable and animal life alike, and this struggle for existence
-determines which shall survive. The law of survival of the fittest
-determines which plant, which animal and which man shall succeed. All
-these are struggling among themselves for supremacy and nature is the
-supreme arbitrator of the contest. The law of natural selection cannot
-be overcome. It is as fixed and immutable as the law of gravitation.
-Men are not born equal. Nature never duplicates, and never creates two
-things alike. Men are unequal and different in nature, in stature,
-intellect, frugality, desire, industry, perseverance, hardiness and
-strength. A wise Creator hath made it so.
-
-Were all men alike they would all want the same thing--to do the same
-thing, to create the same thing, and to consume the same thing--which
-would result in chaotic confusion. Again, the inequality of conditions
-has been one of Nature's greatest and most useful expedients in
-developing and perfecting the race. To assume an equality among men is
-to assume that which is impossible and that which would be unwise. It
-has ever been the struggle for existence which has urged men to move
-onward with vigorous, earnest and persistent effort. The desire to
-surpass, to outshine, his fellows has always been and will ever be a
-potent factor in his development, and when this rivalry is exerted in
-the struggle for the means of sustenance then does this desire develop
-into the power that moves the world. Emulation, that milder form of
-competition, is that which may be said to have for its object of
-attainment the applause and approval of our fellows. It has no influence
-in the struggle for bread. The primary desire to sustain life and
-perpetuate the species is the inherent instinct that gives power to the
-secondary desire to excel or emulate a rival, and hence bread is the one
-great objective point. Take away the necessity to struggle for food,
-clothing and shelter, and you destroy that dynamic power that moves the
-world.
-
-
-PUBLIC OWNERSHIP.
-
-If contest and rivalry are inherent instincts, and if the struggle for
-existence brings out men's best efforts, then, any system which destroys
-the opportunity for the free exercise of these instincts in such a
-struggle is at cross purposes with the basic principles of human nature,
-and is therefore unsound and unscientific.
-
-Socialism presupposes the government's taking over and operating of
-every farm, factory, railroad, mine, telegraph, trade and industry. The
-Goulds, the Rockefellers, the Morgans and the Schwabs must then seek
-government positions with a fixed wage not to exceed the wages of their
-inferior officers and workmen. If they were then to exercise their
-marvellous organizing powers, it would no longer be the fear of poverty
-which now inspires them. They would know that they could no longer
-aspire to excel their fellows in wealth and social position, and there
-would no longer be a struggle for existence.
-
-Existence would be for everybody alike who is willing to labor a few
-hours a day. Food, clothes and shelter would be in abundance for the
-rich and poor, regardless of one's abilities or attainments. The one
-great incentive that has always moved men to labor with energy,
-enthusiasm and persistence will have vanished. The world would soon go
-to sleep.
-
-
-OBJECTIONS TO SOCIALISM.
-
-1. It would create an enormous and dangerous power for the party in
-control, and would probably perpetuate its control over every industry
-in the land.
-
-2. It would destroy the instincts of rivalry, contest and competition
-for the necessaries of life, and that desire to excel and surpass our
-fellows, which instincts now move the world.
-
-3. It removes the incentives to progress by eliminating the
-opportunities to acquire individual affluence and social superiority.
-
-4. It would result in stagnation of business.
-
-5. It would cause deterioration in human character because of the
-removal of the incentive which makes men strive to better themselves
-mentally, morally and intellectually.
-
-6. It is unscientific in that it does not comprehend the great
-inequality of men and the necessity for the inequality of conditions.
-
-7. It does not rest upon the fundamental law of natural selection,
-because it diverts men from their natural callings, since it is the
-struggle for existence only that determines which is fit to survive, and
-which is best fitted for certain work.
-
-8. It is impossible of attainment except by confiscation without just
-compensation to the owners of the enterprises confiscated, and to this,
-modern civilization would never consent.
-
-9. It would create an industrial machine so colossal, so complicated and
-so complex that it would be entirely unmanageable.
-
-10. It would result in chaos and confusion because of the assumed
-equality of very great inequalities.
-
-
-ARGUMENTS FOR SOCIALISM.
-
-There is much in socialism that is good and true. In fact, it may be
-that it is nine-tenths true; but the other one-tenth is fatal--it
-outweighs the other nine-tenths.
-
-I have heretofore in my public life, and could now, set forth many
-convincing arguments in favor of the government ownership idea. If I did
-so now it would necessitate answering them by repeating and enlarging
-upon that which I have just set forth, which is not the purpose of this
-essay. In my opinion there has been no argument for socialism yet
-produced that can overcome the force of the foregoing truths.
-
-As times and conditions change, so do opinions, and thus has it been
-with the writer. Change is the only thing that is constant--strange
-paradox--and mutability is the one immutable law of the universe.
-
-
-PART IV.
-
-CAUSES OF MONOPOLY.
-
-Most people agree that the Trust is the result of an evolutionary
-development. If this be true, it is quite certain that the movement will
-continue and that the Trusts will multiply in number and in size, and
-thus even greater injury will be wrought than is now complained of, and
-the problem will become the more complex and the more pressing for
-solution. If the Trust is the result of a natural movement it is idle to
-talk of such manifestly inadequate suggestions as tariff revision,
-government ownership, the single tax, and publicity as Trust destroyers;
-for, if it is natural, the Trusts will grow and thrive in spite of
-these. But, should we listen for a moment to those who seek to
-exterminate the Trust?
-
-
-OBJECTIONS TO DESTROYING THE TRUST.
-
-1. It performs the same function in civilization as improved
-machinery--lightening and lessening the toil of the human family.
-
-2. It organized the industries, eliminates useless labor, allays waste
-and economizes in the use of nature's materials.
-
-3. It makes less labor necessary, and therefore tends to reduce the
-hours of work.
-
-4. It makes enormously greater profits, comparatively, than individual
-enterprises, and therefore makes higher wages possible.
-
-5. It reduces the cost of production to the minimum and therefore makes
-possible the lowest prices.
-
-6. It is impossible to destroy the Trust without legislating against the
-co-operative and partnership principle, and this would be futile as well
-as demoralizing.
-
-
-THE GREAT QUESTION.
-
-If then we are not to destroy the Trust, and if we are not to adopt the
-government ownership idea, and if the Trust cannot safely be let alone
-because of the injuries it is now working, and because of the still
-greater injuries which it threatens to inflict upon society in the
-future, what shall be done with it? What can be done with this
-unmanageable monster to destroy its faults and yet not spoil its
-virtues? How can we conquer the giant without slaying him?
-
-
-LOCALIZATION.
-
-One more phase of the question requires consideration before proceeding
-with conclusions. In Gloversville, N. Y., and near vicinity, about
-three-quarters of the inhabitants are engaged in the glove industry, and
-in Troy, N. Y., the same conditions obtain as to collars and cuffs. All
-over the country, we find the inhabitants of certain localities devoted
-almost exclusively to one industry, such as pork-packing, manufacturing,
-fishing, and mining, and even in our cities we find certain sections
-devoted exclusively to banking, shipping, shopping, dry-goods,
-manufacture, and commission brokerage. The people of a certain town,
-having for generations devoted themselves exclusively to the manufacture
-of say, bricks, have become proficient and expert in that industry. They
-have invented or obtained control of the best machinery, they have
-trained their children from infancy to become proficient in the
-industry, and they have ever been alert to seize upon the best and
-newest ideas that always come to those who devote their lives and
-fortunes to the perfection of any one thing. Besides, natural advantages
-such as water power, accessibility to navigable streams, climatic or
-geological conditions, and geographical situation often attract and
-confine the people of a locality to one industry. Racial limitations and
-advantages also determine to some extent what calling a man shall
-follow. The thick-skulled negro would not be a success in the icy
-regions of Alaska, and the oily Esquimo would be a failure in the cotton
-fields of the South. Again, nature has adapted certain regions to the
-growing of cotton, or tobacco, or fruits, and in others it has deposited
-vast quantities of coal, or iron, or oil.
-
-These, in brief, are some of the facts which render irresistible the
-conclusion that localization of industries and specialization of men is
-the natural and inevitable condition of the future.
-
-Now, if every locality shall in the future have its specialty and other
-localities will not compete with it, as we have shown they often cannot,
-then locality monopolizes that specialty.
-
-Thus the people of Gloversville will probably obtain a monopoly of the
-glove industry, likewise the people of Troy of the collar and cuff
-industry, the people of Wilkes-Barre of the coal industry, and the
-people of Omaha, Kansas City or Chicago, of the meat-packing industry,
-and the people of Haverstraw of the brick industry--not only because of
-their training and experience, but because of natural adaptation, or of
-geological or geographical advantages.
-
-Here, then, are natural monopolies at many points, and we may as well
-legislate to stop the tides from rising and falling as to resist this
-natural economic movement. While not necessarily a Trust, it partakes of
-the nature of the Trust in effect, and it may properly be classed with
-the Trust for all present purposes.
-
-Thus, monopoly results from two known causes: the operation of the laws
-of co-operation, and the operation of the laws of localization and
-specialization.
-
-
-INTERDEPENDENCE OF MEN
-
-Since one can no longer make his own shoes alone and must summon the aid
-of thousands of his fellows in this simple industry, so must he have the
-assistance of many more thousands of his fellows to supply him with the
-numerous other articles needed for his comfort. In exchange for their
-aid he gives his own labor in his chosen calling, and thus does he and
-every other man become a necessary unit in the vast universal
-organization. All men and all industries are interdependent. Without
-the steel industry, the shoe industry fails for want of nails, eyelets
-and machines. Without the paper industry the steel industry fails for
-want of paper, car-wheels, books, stationery, the mails and the
-telegraph. Without the silk and cotton industries the glove industry
-cannot thrive, and so on throughout the entire list.
-
-
-SOME PARTY HISTORY IN PASSING.
-
-Thomas Jefferson, the father of the present Democratic party, was an
-individualist. He was opposed to the expenditure of public money in
-repairing highways, to building state canals and to establishing even a
-national university. He was strongly opposed to the government ownership
-principle, and maintained that that government is best which governs
-least. The keynote of his philosophy was "free individual enterprise."
-
-Alexander Hamilton represented the opposite school of political
-philosophy. He was for concentration, and centralization of power. At
-the root of the Hamiltonian theory is the belief that the people are not
-competent to govern themselves,--hence the idea of ruling from above. At
-the root of the Jeffersonian theory is the home rule principle and
-absolute confidence in the wisdom of the people. The Republican party
-today is somewhat consistent with the Hamiltonian philosophy, while the
-Democratic party is consistent with no one theory, and is composed of an
-heterogeneous collection of philosophers (?) from divers schools; but,
-assuming that the Democratic party is mainly Jeffersonian, it should be
-the last party seriously to suggest the government ownership idea. Yet,
-if we are to follow Jefferson's "Free individual enterprise" philosophy,
-we cannot consistently destroy the Trust, for that would be interfering
-with free individual enterprise. The word "free" was used by Jefferson
-in the sense of freedom from governmental interference. However, there
-are those who claim that the Trust destroys free individual enterprise
-because of special governmental favors, such as tariffs, patent and
-copyright laws and legislative discrimination, which contention is more
-or less well founded, and these persons therefore wish the government to
-refuse these favors, claiming that then the Trust cannot exist, and that
-then there will be free individual enterprise. But this appears to be an
-erroneous conclusion, in view of the enormous advantages and economies
-of co-operation, and by no manner of logical reasoning is it possible
-to construct a permanent remedy from such proposed action.
-
-Briefly, there is nothing to be found in the traditions and philosophy
-of either the Democratic or the Republican party, nor the various
-socialist parties, to meet the situation.
-
-Whether we approve of the collectivist school of philosophy, of which
-Karl Marx was the illustrious head, or of the individualistic school, of
-which Proudhon was perhaps the ablest exponent, whether we are followers
-of Hamilton or Jefferson, we find we must seek out a new ground or a
-middle ground somewhere, for the old theories will not meet the
-situation and solve the problem.
-
-There is some truth and virtue in everything that is false and evil,
-just as there is some evil in everything that is good. We must discover
-and appropriate the virtues of Jefferson and Proudhon, Hamilton and
-Marx, and carefully discard their faults.
-
-
-PART VI.
-
-A PARABLE.
-
-A family was once shipwrecked upon a large island. There were five
-members of the family all able to work, and by a proper division of
-their labor they managed to provide themselves with food, clothes, and
-shelter. After a time another family was shipwrecked upon the same
-island. The second family followed the example of the first, and each
-prospered independently of the other. During the next year a third and
-fourth family were also stranded upon the same island, for it was
-unmarked on the charts and many a ship had met its fate upon its rocky
-shores. As each family developed and multiplied, each having selected a
-different part of the island, four little villages, some distance apart,
-sprang up. During the daily hunts several other similar villages were
-discovered in the interior, each representing a shipwrecked family of
-previous years. As time wore on, and each village grew, and other
-shiploads of people from all nations were deposited upon the island, it
-came to pass that the island became quite densely inhabited, and the
-villages almost touched one another at their outskirts.
-
-One day a philosopher mysteriously made his appearance; and after
-touring the island, he asked all of the inhabitants to meet him in an
-open field. When the appointed day came, the entire adult population was
-there, and the philosopher spoke as follows:
-
-"You have a fine country here, and fine people. You are industrious and
-simple. Each little village is independent of the other villages, for
-each can provide itself with everything its people actually need. You
-never ask favors from your neighboring villages. Each village has its
-own corn field, its own carpenters, woods, cows, sheep, horses and
-stores. But I find that you have no music, no books, no art, no places
-of amusement and very little ingenuity. You all work from morn till
-night and you have no time for these things. It is a constant, ceaseless
-struggle for all of you to keep body and soul together. Each of you men
-and women is an isolated unit. Each village is an isolated unit. You are
-all isolated from the great commercial countries far beyond the seas.
-Now, in travelling through your island, I found that one village had a
-coal mine and all the people there used coal for fuel, while all the
-other villages have to hew great trees, chop them up, and burn wood, in
-order to get heat. In one village I found oil wells and the people there
-burn oil, while all the other villages have to use bullrush torches. In
-one village I found the soil of clay, so that the people made their
-houses of bricks, while the other villages have to use blocks of wood,
-or logs. In another village I found iron ore and their people have sharp
-tools, while other villages have to use sharpened stones. And so on,
-for I found each village has some peculiar and natural advantage over
-the other. Now, my friends, why do you keep these God-given advantages
-to yourselves? You villagers who have coal know that there is enough for
-all the island, and so with you who have the iron, bricks, or cotton, or
-fruits, or silks, or furs. Why don't you exchange what you make or raise
-for the products of your neighbors? The whole island must have so many
-hats, so many shoes, and so many houses, and if you divide your labors
-and freely exchange your products with one another, you will find that
-you will all have more comforts, and you won't have so long to work each
-day. And when you have more leisure, you will begin to invent, and plan,
-and enjoy yourselves, and write books, and visit one another to exchange
-ideas. The gross amount that all you people produce each year is really
-very, very small. If you should co-operate, you could create many times
-as many commodities as you now produce."
-
-The philosopher disappeared. The people talked about it for weeks
-thereafter, and they finally began to adopt his plan. They built
-railroads, and they freely exchanged products with one another. Money
-then came into use. With money one could do almost anything. It
-represented bread and butter. Every man tried to get all he could,--not
-only to provide against future wants, but that he might outshine his
-neighbors. There was gradually a great division of labor on the island,
-and a great saving in work. The people no longer worked fifteen hours a
-day. They did not have to. Men who had strong arms moved to the village
-where they were doing something which required strength. Men who had
-thick skulls moved to the cotton fields to work under a hot sun. Men who
-had sharp eyes moved to the manufacturing village. Men with
-executiveness became foremen, and superintendents, and presidents. And
-so every village gradually became adjusted to the changed plans. Every
-man sought that village or field best adapted to his physique or
-abilities. Every man and every village finally became a specialist. In
-the coal village they did nothing else but mine and transport coal. In
-the oil village they only produced and shipped oil. In one village they
-had several swift streams running through to the coast, and this village
-was in the middle of the isle and not far from the iron and cotton
-villages. It became the manufacturing village. This village was divided
-into many different districts, and was very large. In one section, the
-Manchester-like climate and misty atmosphere, and nearness to the
-cotton fields, made it a natural cotton manufacturing center. Another
-section was adapted for making steel and iron goods. And so on.
-
-As time wore on, every industry on the island, localized, and every man
-became specialized. Inventions and machinery multiplied. But every new
-labor-saving machine saved labor, of course, and produced better goods
-than hand labor. So every new machine took a job away from several
-workmen. There was much complaint about this but new inventions kept
-coming. There were now twenty different hat factories in the
-manufacturing village, each trying to undersell the other. One day they
-combined and built a large addition on the largest factory building.
-Then they moved most of the other hat factory machinery in, and
-destroyed the old buildings and the machinery they did not want. They
-also discharged nineteen engineers, nineteen foremen, fifty bookkeepers,
-two hundred drivers and packers and many other men, because they no
-longer needed them. These poor discharged workmen did not know what to
-do, for they had spent their lives at that business and knew no other.
-First, there was a great hue and cry raised by all the little villages,
-for they all felt sorry for the poor discharged workmen.
-
-But soon, this big partnership concern began to sell the same hats for
-far less than formerly, and they told the people that they could afford
-to because they did not have so many men to pay, so much rent, so much
-advertising, and were running things more economically. Other big
-partnerships were formed all over the island, and after a while, so
-great was the economy of combination that many men could not get any
-work to do. Every big partnership soon took in all the little concerns
-on the island, or else it drove them out of business by competition.
-
-Some men became discouraged and began to drink rum, and others even
-began to cheat and steal.
-
-One day, some of the big partnerships had a banquet, and they talked
-things over and they said: "We're making money and getting rich, but we
-could do it faster if we did not have to pay so much wages. Let us raise
-prices and cut wages down." This they did, and finally the workingmen
-got together into a partnership of their own. They organized, and they
-all said they must have just so much wages or they would not work at
-all. This forced the big partnership people to pay better wages for a
-while, but the two partnerships, employer and employee, were always
-quarrelling. One day a very serious thing happened in the coal village.
-The workmen refused to work because they thought they were not getting
-enough wages. They stopped mining coal, and, while they were idle, all
-other workmen on the island sent them money and provisions out of
-sympathy. It was dead winter and people began to suffer and some of the
-factories had to shut down. Even the railroads could not run their
-engines. But the people made such an uproar that the coal owners finally
-surrendered a little, reluctantly, and again the mines were operated.
-
-Not long after this, a similar disturbance took place in the cotton
-fields, and for a long while the whole island suffered for want of the
-hundreds of things which cotton goes to make, even to shoe strings and
-lampwicks.
-
-For several years these outbreaks in the different villages were very
-frequent. First it was a cry of, "no oil;" then, "no milk;" then, "no
-iron;" then "no meat." Finally, as a last straw on the back of the
-already exhausted camel, all the railroads formed a partnership, and
-they too became tied up, and ceased operation. Without them, the people
-could scarcely get anything to eat, or drink, or wear, or burn, and
-famine threatened the island; because, every village had become devoted
-to only one thing, and it could not do or produce anything else. Each
-had learned to depend upon the other villages for every other article.
-Then there was a great public uprising. Meetings were held everywhere.
-Many people said that the trouble was because people formed
-partnerships. Others answered by saying that that was not the cause, for
-even if there were no partnerships, still one village would continue to
-have all the coal, another all the oil, and another all the cotton, on
-the island. There were no tariffs, no land monopoly, no special
-privileges, no government favoritism, no railroad discrimination, and no
-taxes, so those whose fathers had heard of such things in other
-countries could not advance such arguments. Nature had given certain
-villages a natural monopoly of certain industries. Nature had also given
-certain men a natural monopoly over certain trades and pursuits by
-making them apt and proficient therein. Therefore, Nature was the
-criminal, and she alone was to be blamed. But what were the forlorn
-islanders to do about it?
-
-One fine day, when everything was in a turmoil of discontent and
-perplexity, the philosopher again made his appearance upon the island.
-Many thought him a Divine being sent from heaven to succor and advise
-them; and so, when he had called them all together, he addressed them
-thus:
-
-"My friends, you have advanced and progressed and developed wondrously
-in one direction, but you have made a fatal mistake. You have
-specialized and localized your industries, and have affected an
-efficient system of division of labor, but, you forget that this means
-monopoly in private hands. You have overlooked the fact that now, every
-man is dependent upon every other man, and every industry is dependent
-upon every other industry. Again, when one hundred concerns combine into
-a partnership, or Trust, as we call it, and throw thousands out of
-employment, or when a new machine does so, you now have no way of
-providing for these unemployed thousands, and you cast them out upon the
-world to shift for themselves."
-
-"O, Sir," cried one of the islanders, "why can we not return to the old
-way and not have all these modern ideas? We were getting along all right
-before we began to exchange commodities with each other. Why can we not
-go back to the old way?"
-
-"Ah, too late, my friend, even if you all wished it," the old
-philosopher said.
-
-"But, surely, you do not wish it," he added. "Do you remember when you
-worked from early morn till late at night and then had no stoves, no
-lamps, no blankets, no carpets, no crockery, no cooking utensils, no
-gas, no chairs, no wagons? Do you wish to return to that? Do you wish to
-isolate yourself from your fellow men and separately make and raise
-everything you eat and wear?"
-
-Everybody saw the logic of this simple philosophy, and he was beseeched
-to show them what to do.
-
-"What you must do, my friends, is to organize. Organization is all you
-require. You have as yet only organized into simple isolated groups. You
-must now organize all these groups. Every industry, every partnership,
-is a group. Each group is dependent upon all the others. This being
-true, you must form a whole. Let every man stick to his special work,
-let every locality remain in its special work, let every industry and
-every partnership stick to its special work,--don't disturb nature--_but
-all these must stick to each other_! How? By forming yourselves into one
-solid, compact, organized body. Call yourselves a nation. Have a
-convention at stated times, and let every industry, every labor
-organization, and every locality send representatives and delegates to
-this convention. It is foolish of you to let the coal villages send
-coal wherever, whenever, and in such quantities, as they wish. And so
-with every other industry. The law of demand is not always sufficient,
-as a guide to what is needed. All are demanding more coal now, yet the
-coal village is sending it out, here and there, without organized plan,
-system or method. The national convention should determine these
-questions, and all other national questions that do not adjust
-themselves naturally. When they do not adjust themselves naturally
-complaint should be and will be made to the national convention, and
-then the convention shall have power to settle the question in dispute.
-If one industry fails to do its duty and supply the others with its
-specialty, be it coal, oil, cotton, bricks or gloves, it is ground for
-complaint, and it then becomes a question for the national convention.
-If a partnership or industry fails to pay its employees suitable wages,
-and those employees refuse to work, it becomes a national question, and
-the national convention must direct that that industry must give to the
-workmen a greater share or proportion of the profits of that industry.
-Whether it shall be a raise in wages, or compulsory profit-sharing, is a
-question for the national convention to settle. Again when men cannot
-work, and they become a burden upon society, it becomes a national
-question, because their non-employment is caused by the organization of
-the industries, and it becomes the nation's duty to give these men an
-opportunity to earn a living. This it can do by lessening the hours of
-work in the industries. If all the workmen are required to work fewer
-hours each day, more men will be required to work, and thus employment
-can be given to all. Every national question can therefore safely be
-entrusted to the national convention; and, so long as that convention
-has power to act, you will have no trouble.
-
-I believe, however, that so long as the national convention is known to
-be in existence, and that it has such power of direction, there will be
-little for it to do. Because, the great partnerships and industries and
-labor organizations, knowing of such a supreme judicial power, will
-usually so adjust their differences, and in a natural and peaceful way,
-that but few questions will come before the national convention. It is
-therefore the knowledge of the existence and power of such body that
-will urge all men to act honorably with one another. It is the fear of
-it which will be the potent factor, and not the thing itself."
-
-After a few more remarks of explanation, the old philosopher disappeared
-as mysteriously as he had come. After deliberating upon his wise
-suggestion for a while, the islanders finally adopted his plan, and
-forever thereafter the island never had occasion to seek his counsel.
-
-
-PART VII.
-
-CONCLUSIONS.
-
-Let us assume that in the preceding pages we have proved the following
-propositions:
-
-1. That the Trust cannot and must not be destroyed.
-
-2. That the government could not and should not own and operate the
-Trusts.
-
-3. That the Trust, if not interfered with, will work great injury to
-society and that therefore some stringent action must be taken.
-
-4. That such action must be such as will not destroy the many virtues of
-the Trust.
-
-
-INTERDEPENDENCE.
-
-Let us assume that we have also proven the following propositions:
-
-1. That every man is dependent upon his fellows for all the necessaries
-and comforts of life.
-
-2. That every industry is dependent upon other industries.
-
-3. That the natural, proper and inevitable tendency is toward
-specialization and localization.
-
-4. That, as men specialize, and industries localize, a natural monopoly
-results.
-
-5. That each man and each industry becomes an integral part of an
-immense industrial machine.
-
-6. That harmonious action of this machine must exist, for the reason
-that if a single wheel is misplaced here, or an engineer refuses to
-respond there, the action of the entire machine is impaired.
-
-In the face of these two groups of premises but one conclusion can be
-drawn, and that conclusion may be expressed in a single
-word--ORGANIZATION! Men, localities and industries being interdependent,
-society must organize for the general welfare. A league or association
-must be formed, in which every man, every locality and every industry is
-represented. Like all other societies, this association must have a
-common head or center. It need not be altruistic (as against egoistic),
-because the welfare of one must be the concern of all, if for no other
-than purely selfish motives. The whole must see that every part properly
-performs its work. A man can no longer be an isolated unit, for he is
-now an integral and necessary part of society. He not only owes duties
-to himself, he owes duties to society. He must recognize the mutuality
-of all true human interests.
-
-
-GOVERNMENT.
-
-Can such an association or society be organized? Can so immense a
-collection of bodies meet and combine with unanimity? Fortunately, we
-need not speculate on the correct answer to these questions. We have an
-illustrious example at hand. Society has already organized. The
-organization is improperly called government. Government is simply
-organized society. We elect a President as a public servant, not as a
-governor. He does not, or should not, reign over us, but serve us, and
-do our bidding. This is not a monarchy, but a democracy.
-
-And so the great machine is already organized. Unfortunately we are not
-in the habit of looking at _government as a huge industrial machine_,
-and our law makers are too prone to assume arbitrary and tyrannical
-power, regardless of the theory of democracy upon which all our
-institutions rest. Furthermore, our lawmakers are mostly lawyers, rather
-than industrialites.
-
-
-NATIONAL DIRECTION.
-
-Either organized society (government) is supposed to protect its members
-(citizens), or it is not. If it is, then it is its duty to see that the
-necessaries of life are not monopolized and placed beyond the reach of
-its people. If it is not, then the organization is a failure, for
-without the means of sustenance a nation cannot exist. If, then, we may
-be permitted to view government as an organization of society having for
-its aim the welfare and protection of its members, why shall not that
-society have power to DIRECT the industrial machine? If all men and
-industries in the nation are interdependent, why shall there not be a
-NATIONAL DIRECTION, so that every industry shall be made to do its duty
-toward society? If people must have coal, or oil, or meat, or
-transportation, or gloves, and one set of men or one locality has a
-monopoly thereof, why shall not the nation DIRECT that those men or
-those localities shall do right by all other men and by all other
-localities? That they will not always do so in the absence of national
-direction is evidenced by the recent strike. The labor unions of the
-country are probably able and willing to support the strikers for years
-when a vital principle is involved, and so thoroughly is labor
-organizing that serious conditions are likely to obtain in that most
-important of all industries, transportation, to which industry all
-others are so closely related and on which they are so helplessly
-dependent.
-
-
-FIXING PRICES.
-
-If government is to "promote the general welfare" by assuming the
-obligation of keeping the necessaries of life within the reach of its
-people, it must of necessity prohibit the fixing of prices of those
-necessaries beyond the purchasing power of the people. Thus, if the coal
-operators having a monopoly of coal choose to make the price of that
-necessary $50 a ton, the national board of arbitrators (be it Congress
-or some other body), must fix a reasonable price and if the employees of
-any industry have a grievance, they cannot be allowed to strike and stop
-work--their grievances must be arbitrated by the National Board.
-Probably such a course would never become necessary, when the industrial
-organization is perfected and the readjustment accomplished, but the
-power of national direction must be ever present, _if for no other
-purpose than to act as a warning_.
-
-
-FIXING HOURS OF WORK.
-
-What is true of prices is equally true of the hours of work. Government
-will not owe every man a living, but it will owe every man an
-opportunity to earn a living. As the principle of co-operation develops
-and is utilized, so great would be the economy that many would naturally
-be thrown out of employment. Thus, rather than create a public
-poorhouse, or "idle house," the hours of daily work must be reduced to
-include all who are able and willing to labor.
-
-If the tobacco manufacturers by combining and organizing the Shoe Trust
-have thrust say 50,000 travelling salesmen and jobbers out of
-employment, it should not complain if they are _nationally directed_ to
-contribute toward their support in the same or in some other more useful
-and productive industry by being directed to reduce the hours of work of
-all men who are employed by it, thus making room for all who desire to
-labor. Co-operation and combination carry their responsibilities, and
-the co-operators must be presumed to intend the natural consequences of
-their acts. Hence, the nation is justified in directing a reduction in
-the hours of work whenever occasion requires.
-
-And this is not so radical as at first appears. Many of our State
-Legislatures have heretofore passed laws fixing the price of gas,
-telephone service and railroad rates, and they have even fixed the hours
-of daily work in certain industries. Again, witness the volumes of law
-in regard to buildings, sweat shops, hotels, mines and railroads,
-designed and passed for "public safety" and protection, and for "the
-general welfare."
-
-Again, witness what was done by all governments during the Great War!
-
-
-LABOR'S SHARE.
-
-Those who claim that "labor creates all wealth" must concede that the
-foreman, the superintendent, the president and the manager is just as
-much a laborer as the man who wields a hammer or drives a truck. That
-the latter do not often get a fair share of the product or of "what he
-produces" is, of course, true, for "rent, interest and profit" eat up
-much of the proceeds of his toil. Without delving needlessly into the
-profound question of the relations between capital and labor, be it said
-that labor can, by a system of _national direction_ such as is here
-suggested, obtain a fair and just reward for its toil through _a system
-of compulsory profit-sharing_. There are already many cases in America
-of voluntary profit-sharing with employes, and employers have found that
-their men work better, quicker and more faithfully when given an
-interest in the business. This is not urged as a necessary part of the
-national direction idea, but as a most desirable part, and I am of
-opinion that in compulsory profit-sharing with employes lies the real
-solution and adjustment of the differences between capital and labor.
-
-
-COMPULSION.
-
-The word "compel" is a harsh word. It strikes at personal liberty and
-individual freedom and attacks that spirit of independence which makes
-men brave, honest and noble.
-
-The theory of democracy assumes that every man has an inherent and
-absolute right to freedom and liberty in so far as in exercising that
-right he does not impair the rights of his fellows. He is the sole judge
-of what he wants and of what is best for him, but in satisfying those
-wants he must not interfere with the rights of others.
-
-Law and government are designed to protect those rights, and in so doing
-the right of compulsion is implied. All our institutions, courts, laws
-and legislative departments rest upon the power of compulsion, and
-without that power our form of government becomes ineffective. We compel
-a man to keep his contract by applying to the court for an injunction;
-we compel the vicious to obey certain laws or we imprison him; we compel
-railroads to charge not more than a certain fare; we compel house
-owners to clear their sidewalks of snow; we compel men to pay other men
-what they owe, and if they do not, we compel the sheriff to take away
-his property; we compel importers to pay a tariff; we compel husbands to
-support their families, and we compel all to help support the government
-by taxation.
-
-The more civilization advances, the more society finds it necessary to
-organize; and the more organized society is, the more compulsion is
-necessary, until men become more perfect. Every individual now owes
-duties to the collectivity as well as to himself, and the power of
-compulsion must be vested in the collectivity so that those duties may
-be enforced.
-
-If we have arrived at that stage of progress when every man can be
-depended upon to perform his whole duty by respecting the rights of
-others, keeping his contracts and doing only those things which will
-benefit society, and if the Trust can be depended upon to charge
-reasonable prices, pay just wages and in all things respect the rights
-of others, then the word compulsion may be stricken from the political
-dictionary. If we have not, if men are still selfish, dishonest and
-inconsiderate of the rights of other men, then the right to compel must
-be a part of the political machinery.
-
-
-TAXATION.
-
-The question may be asked, What power can compel the Trusts to do that
-which they have been directed to do by the nation? For example, suppose
-the coal mines remained idle,--what if the operators refused to obey the
-national directory? It is not the purpose of this brief writing to draw
-up a complete code, showing in detail how each and every man, industry
-and question shall be handled, but simply to show that such a code can
-be drawn and its regulations enforced. How do we now compel the electric
-lighting companies to charge not more than a certain rate, the importers
-to pay a tariff, the gas companies to supply us with gas at certain
-prices, the law-breaker to pay his fine, and the corporations to pay
-their taxes and penalties? These methods are well known, and they would
-perhaps be adequate if adopted by the nation to compel its members to
-keep its rules and regulations. If not, a certainly effective means of
-inducement would be found in a tax on land values; for then, if a Trust
-refused to obey, the land upon which it rests could be so taxed as to
-render it unprofitable to hold it idle, and the Trust managers would
-soon be compelled either to operate or sell the plant. The land monopoly
-evil is serious and threatening, since all our land is owned by about
-ten per cent. of our people, and, unfortunately, we are in the habit of
-inviting men to buy vacant land and hold it idle while waiting for a
-rise in values. The earth being the source of all wealth, those who
-monopolize the land have a first lien upon all production. There appears
-to be no immediately practicable remedy for this deplorable and
-unnatural state of affairs, yet it is quite certain that whether or not
-the contention of the Single Taxers is sound, national direction will be
-a step in the right direction; for it will mean a more compact and more
-perfect organization of society, and then we shall be able to see more
-clearly just where the evils exist, just what is at fault, and just what
-would remedy the defects in our present system. Besides, it would
-permanently fix the taxing power in the national collectivity, and when
-the various methods of taxation were being considered in the national
-councils, the law of cause and effect could more easily be traced and
-distinguished owing to the solidarity of society and the specific
-information and complaint that would be forthcoming from the most
-competent and well informed sources.
-
-
-CONSTITUTIONS.
-
-Must the constitution be amended in order that NATIONAL DIRECTION shall
-be put into effect? And, if so, would it take eight or ten years before
-this could be done? And is that constitution of ours, which has carried
-us so successfully through a century and a quarter, so sacred that it
-should be kept, with religious fidelity, unchanged and unaltered? Recent
-events seem to cry out No!
-
-As times and conditions change, so do men, opinions and laws, and so
-should constitutions. It is superstitious bigotry to hold that our
-revolutionary forefathers were infallible and that they could and did
-foresee the conditions that are present in the opening years of the
-second century after theirs.
-
-On November 15th, 1777, the thirteen original colonies were banded
-together under what was called the "Articles of Confederation." Article
-II thereof said in part: "Each State retains its sovereignty, freedom
-and independence." Article III said: "The said States hereby severally
-enter into a firm league of friendship with each other, for their mutual
-and general welfare, binding themselves to assist each other." In the
-following articles they vested in the Congress full power to make such
-rules and regulations as it deemed best for the general welfare of all
-the people.
-
-Now, if all of the industries and labor organizations of the nation were
-to meet and agree to do as did the thirteen States, each reserving the
-right to send delegates to an empowered convention, then that convention
-would have power to pass such laws as were necessary to carry out the
-remedies hereinbefore suggested.
-
-If a constitution nearly a century and a half old, which has already
-been amended seventeen times, stands in the way of advancement and the
-general welfare, would any man say that the obstacle should not speedily
-be removed from that constitution?
-
-The solution herein suggested does not necessarily require action by
-Congress, and therefore an amendment to the constitution may not be
-required. Nevertheless, a Congress could be empowered to act, and if it
-were properly constituted and contained business men and representatives
-from all industries and labor organizations, instead of lawyers and
-politicians, it would answer the very purpose. Perhaps in time the
-people will learn what kind of men to send to Congress. NATIONAL
-DIRECTION would not necessarily require an immense industrial
-department of government. NATIONAL DIRECTION is not national ownership.
-It does not embrace the idea of absolute control. It does not place the
-management of the Trusts in the hands of a department of government, or
-of a Congress, for each industry should continue to manage its own
-affairs, since it alone can be thoroughly conversant with the details of
-its own plant.
-
-I have aimed to show:
-
-
- 1. That the Trust has as many virtues as faults.
-
- 2. That it can be so treated as to retain its virtues and to
- eliminate its faults.
-
- 3. That the Trust must not be destroyed.
-
- 4. That the government must not own and operate the Trust and
- Industrial Combinations.
-
- 5. That NATIONAL DIRECTION is the only scientific and practical
- solution.
-
-
-The arguments herein are intended to show the advantages and
-practicability of NATIONAL DIRECTION of our industries, and the
-harmonious operation of those natural laws and forces which are
-incessantly working out their destiny. The inherent instincts of man,
-his nature, his desires, his ambitions, his weaknesses must all be
-considered in forming conclusions. That which is right will finally
-prevail. We may retard the onward march of civilization, but we cannot
-permanently check it. Not only does reason and logic urge the acceptance
-of the conclusions herein presented, as it appears to the writer, but
-unmistakable evidences of a natural movement in the direction indicated
-are now apparent.
-
-If the premises given are sound, NATIONAL DIRECTION is desirable. If the
-conclusions are logical, NATIONAL DIRECTION is inevitable.
-
-FOOTNOTE:
-
-[1] This chapter, in fact all of part I, was written in 1903, and
-published and copyrighted in 1906. Note what has taken place since then.
-
-
-
-
-_The Public_
-
-
-Who or what are the public? You say, the people! What people? Dr.
-Johnson defined the public as "A majority of society," but this is
-rather indefinite. "The public! the public!" exclaims Chamfort, "how
-many fools does it take to make the public?" Bancroft did not think the
-public fools, for he says, "The public is wiser than the wisest critic."
-If the public is the majority, who is to say that they are wise or
-unwise, right or wrong, fools or philosophers? Who or what is to be the
-court of last resort? Somebody has said that the majority is usually
-wrong, but who is to decide whether the majority or that "somebody" is
-wrong? Schiller had but little faith in the majority, for he wrote,
-"Votes should be weighed, not counted; the voice of the majority is no
-proof of justice:" and Bovee suggests that a better principle than this,
-that "the majority shall rule," is this other, that justice shall rule.
-And according to the code of Justinian, "Justice is the constant and
-perpetual desire to render every man his due." But, as a matter of fact,
-the majority seldom do rule, for while our public men and political
-bosses may say "The public be damned," as was publicly said by at least
-one man and echoed by at least a thousand, the public is pretty sure to
-get anything but justice, so long as such men are in control of the
-election machinery. The public have opinions, doubtless, but they have
-not yet found a way of expressing them when they want to, and not often
-do they get what they want. The public is a heterogeneous mass, without
-organization and without any settled community of interest. Sometimes,
-we call the public by the uncomplimentary name, the mob. Goethe thought
-the public particularly sensitive, for he said that "The public wishes
-itself to be managed like a woman; one must say nothing to it except
-what it likes to hear." He also thought them ungrateful, for he said,
-"He who serves the public is a poor animal; he worries himself to death,
-and no one thanks him for it." Hazlitt was of like mind, and he
-maintained that the public have neither shame nor gratitude.
-
-When we say of a man that he is popular with the masses, we mean with
-the people; and it is interesting to speculate on how we form such an
-opinion. How do we know that a man is popular with the people? Certainly
-we have not asked all the people about it, and the few we have asked may
-not be representative. Perhaps we form our opinion of the public's
-opinion from one or more of these things: what the newspapers say, what
-those persons say with whom we have talked, and from our knowledge of
-the human heart generally. As for the last, we know that such virtues as
-honesty, self-sacrifice, ability and courage are universally admired,
-and that such vices as dishonesty, selfishness and cowardice are
-universally condemned; so that if we know what impression certain acts
-of a public official have made, we may come pretty near knowing whether
-that man is or is not popular. As to the newspapers, they are usually
-very close to the people, but they are sometimes closer to some other
-influence.
-
-Certainly the public must not be put down as fools. They may be
-ignorant, when it comes to determining some great question over which
-the best minds of the world are in dispute; they may be illogical; they
-may be unreasoning; they may be sentimental; they may be unstable in
-judgment; but certainly they are not fools. Like children and animals,
-the most ignorant of the public have their instincts and intuitions,
-and while the sun of public opinion may fluctuate from cloud to cloud,
-it generally sets true at last. Like the Athenians, and sheep, the
-public are more easily driven in a flock than individually. Just as the
-crowd will make way for the man who pushes boldly forward, so will the
-public follow any good leader who knows enough about his business to
-appreciate the value of such sentiments as patriotism, humanity,
-unselfish devotion and human sympathy. While such a leader is in favor,
-the public are more than willing to be led, like so many sheep, but the
-most trivial incident will sometimes win their disfavor, and history
-shows that the public are perfectly willing to crown a man one day and
-to hang him the next. To gain the favor of the mob is not so difficult;
-but to serve the public so that they and their posterity will in after
-years honor his name, that is indeed difficult, and decidedly worth
-while.
-
-
-
-
-_Popularity_
-
- "I court not the votes of the fickle mob." Horace.
-
-
-Public favor is fickle fancy. It is as capricious, uncertain and
-unreliable as the weather; and, while we may at times predict where it
-will bestow its alleged blessings, we can never with certainty tell how
-long it will remain there. Those who crave popularity should remember
-that it begins by making a man its tool, and usually ends in making him
-an object of contempt. A very trifling circumstance often creates
-popularity, and a single circumstance just as trifling usually destroys
-it. Was there ever a more popular man than Dewey after the Manila
-victory? Yet the trifling circumstance of transferring his gift-house to
-his new wife almost destroyed it. Hobson was equally popular after the
-Merrimac episode, but he forfeited it by numerous kissing exhibitions.
-Bird S. Coler was extremely popular while comptroller of New York and
-lost the governorship by an inch, but his popularity was as quickly
-forfeited as it was acquired. Louis XVI was extremely popular, but he
-died at the guillotine a despised and hated monarch. Marie Antoinette
-was equally popular, until she told the mob, who were crying for bread,
-to eat cake. Napoleon was universally popular until he divorced
-Josephine, and again popular at the cradle of the King of Rome. The
-memory of Cromwell was infamous for more than a century, but now he is a
-world hero. Robespierre was popular until he attempted to check the
-effusion of bloodshed.
-
-Popularity knows no law and no precedent. It sometimes attaches to
-tyrants, for were not Caligula and Nero more popular than Germanicus? It
-sometimes attaches to ignorance, for who is today more popular than our
-champion batter or prize fighter? It sometimes attaches to immorality,
-for did it not adopt the infamous Pompadour and du Barry? It sometimes
-attaches to trifles, for was there ever such a fuss made over anything
-as the Teddybear? It sometimes delights in the downfall of royal
-favorites, and then exults in their reinstatements. It attaches to the
-great, at times, and then hails with shouts of exultation those who
-overthrow the great.
-
-He who delights in popularity must be prepared to submit to the veriest
-subjugation, for he must _obey_ the very ones whom he desires to
-_command_.
-
-True merit heeds not the fulsome acclamations of capricious popularity,
-but goes on its way regardless. It asks itself "What is right?" not
-"What will the public applaud?" Merit as well as folly, loves
-appreciation, but the one hopes for it as a just reward, while the other
-seeks it as a theft.
-
-There are two kinds of popularity: the popularity of men and the
-popularity of their productions, the latter being the more reliable and
-constant. The popularity of Roosevelt was mainly of the former kind, for
-it was his pleasing and picturesque personality that made him one of the
-most popular men of the last hundred years. As he recedes into history,
-we can tell better whether his name will remain a household word like
-Napoleon, Jackson, Lincoln, Webster, Grant, Bismarck and Gladstone's. It
-may be that certain popularity is ephemeral, for public opinion
-resembles a mind obeying by turns two directly opposite impulses,
-lauding a man to the skies one day, and, on the next, as it discovers
-him deficient in the merit it gratuitously ascribed to him, avenging
-itself by deprecating that which it had capriciously over-rated.
-
-Popularity is the keystone of modern politics. Alas, too few men have
-we, who think, say, or act, without weighing the probabilities of its
-popularity. Our statesmen care more for what is popular than for what is
-right, and popularity is generally the sole consideration. To attain the
-honors of posterity and of history, a more solid merit is required than
-the ephemeral smile of popularity.
-
-Popularity is a delusion.
-
-It is an easy matter to become popular if one wants to, for all it
-requires is passive tolerance, and active commendation. Taking the
-individual, listen to his stories attentively, applaud his hobbies, rave
-over his phonograph, his pianola, or his pictures, or books, or his dog.
-A good listener is always popular. Taking the individual collectively,
-the public, the same rule holds good. Place your ear to the ground,
-study the whims of the people, learn how they worship, how they play and
-how they work, then preach their doctrines, pat them on the back,
-applaud their errors, and you can be popular. Rub the fur the right way
-and the cat won't scratch. Pioneers of thought seldom attain popularity.
-The man with a new idea, or who dares to preach something different, is
-usually put in jail while he is alive, and put in marble after he is
-dead. As Goethe says, "The public must be treated like women: they must
-be told absolutely nothing but what they like to hear."
-
-
-
-
-_Greatness_
-
-
- The first step to greatness is to be honest.--Johnson.
-
- All great men are partially inspired.--Cicero.
-
- All great men come out of the middle classes.--Emerson.
-
- No really great man ever thought himself so.--Hazlitt.
-
- The world knows nothing of its greatest men.--H. Taylor.
-
- What millions died that Caesar might be great!--Campbell.
-
- The great are only great because we carry them on our shoulders:
- when we throw them off they sprawl on the ground.--Montandre.
-
- It is not in the nature of great men to be exclusive and
- arrogant.--Beecher.
-
- None think the great unhappy but the great.--Young.
-
- There is but one method, and that is hard labor.--Sydney Smith.
-
- No man has come to true greatness who has not felt in some degree
- that his life belongs to his race, and that God gives him for
- mankind.--Phillips Brooks.
-
-
-What is genius? Is it merely the ability to master details, as somebody
-has said, or is it the result of some natural endowments, faculties, or
-aptitudes for a particular thing? That it is some uncommon power of
-intellect, all admit; but whether it is a general or a specific power,
-is much disputed. Doctor Johnson's notion was that genius is nothing
-more or less than great general powers of mind, capable of being turned
-any way, or in any direction, and that "a man who has vigor may walk to
-the East just as well as to the West." Emerson held quite the contrary
-view, for he says that a man is born to some one thing, and that he is
-"like a ship in a river; he runs against obstructions on every side but
-one; on that side all obstruction is taken away, and sweeps serenely
-over a deepening channel into an infinite sea." And again, in
-_Representative Men_, "Each man is, by secret liking, connected with
-some district of nature, whose agent and interpreter he is, as Linnaeus,
-of plants; Huber, of bees; Fries, of lichens; Van Mons, of pears;
-Dalton, of atomic forms; Euclid, of lines; Newton, of fluxions." On the
-other hand, versatility of genius is not uncommon, for was not Leonardo
-da Vinci master of all the arts? did not Lord Brougham excel in
-everything, until they said of him "Science is his forte, omniscience
-his foible"? and was not our own Franklin equally famous for his several
-accomplishments? Nevertheless, it is quite certain that most of the
-great men of history, in art, arms or letters, displayed genius in only
-one line; yet this does not signify that they could not have displayed
-equal genius in one or more other lines. Perhaps the case could be
-stated thus: (1) A genius is a man of uncommon power of intellect; (2)
-Every man has a natural bent for some one line of effort; (3) A genius
-is apt to follow his natural bent, and thus excel in only one line; (4)
-A genius may also excel in one or more other lines, circumstances and
-environment leading him away from his natural inclinations.
-
-What is greatness? Who were the greatest men of history? Who are the
-great and the greatest men of the time? These are questions on every
-tongue, yet who may say the answer? Seneca, Bacon, Carlyle, Goethe,
-Emerson, Colton and other philosophers have written volumes without
-answering any of these questions, and nobody yet has been able to give
-answers satisfactory to all. There are four kinds of greatness: village
-greatness, provincial greatness, world greatness and era greatness, for
-we know that a man may be great in his village, mediocre in his
-province, county, state or country, a nonentity in the world, and a
-nobody in the era following that in which he lived. A few men are
-accepted as great during their lifetimes, a few of these are accepted as
-great outside their own colonies, and only a very few of these survive
-their own eras. While it is true that a man is seldom a hero in his own
-home, and that greatness is seen to better advantage from a distance,
-yet some greatness is so weak that it dies before it is fullgrown.
-Greatness is often divided into two kinds,--greatness of men of action,
-and greatness of men of thought; yet this is an improper division,
-since all great men are men of action, and are always endowed with a
-force which may be called pneumatic energy.
-
-Bismarck once said that a really great man is known by three
-signs--generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation
-in success; but Brougham insists that "the true test of a great man is
-his having been in advance of his age." Schopenhauer, in estimating the
-greatness of great men, applies the inverted law of the physical, which
-stands for the intellectual and spiritual nature, the former being
-lessened by distance, the latter increased. But these views do not help
-us much in our effort to find what is greatness. When Sir William Jones
-was asked who was the greatest man, he answered, "The best: and if I am
-required to say who is the best, I reply he that deserved most of his
-fellow-creatures." Is this a correct test?--what
-fellow-creatures?--creatures of his own time, or of all time?--who is to
-judge what is best for them,--they or I?--and who is to say whether he
-is deserving or not, and deserving of what? Dempsey is a great fighter;
-Raphael was a great painter; Socrates a great philosopher; Hannibal a
-great general; Beecher a great preacher; Columbus a great discoverer;
-Browning a great poet; Gibbon a great historian; Lincoln a great
-agitator; Dana a great editor; Steinitz a great chess-player; and so
-on,--perhaps the greatest of their time, but would they be numbered
-among the greatest men? Is a great shoemaker a great man? Yet he is very
-deserving of his fellow-creatures, and he may be the greatest of his
-kind. Is a great hangman as great as a great divine, and is the greatest
-clown to be numbered among the greatest men of history?
-
-Again, in selecting the great men, should there not be some limit in
-number and some method of declaring different degrees of greatness,
-because otherwise the man who wrote "Home, Sweet Home" might find a
-place alongside Shakespeare. Again, should a conqueror be classed among
-the great? Still again, are philosophers like Schopenhauer, Ibsen,
-Bernard Shaw and Nietzsche to be numbered among the great, when most
-people say that their philosophy is wrong, destructive and immoral? No
-wonder, then, that nobody has yet been able to give a satisfactory
-definition of Greatness. Alexander accomplished wonders: he conquered
-the then known world and wept for other worlds to conquer; but perhaps
-he was not so deserving of his fellows as some poor shoemaker. And take
-Napoleon: he made all Europe run blood; yet he certainly did much good;
-are we to balance his account and determine if the good outweighed the
-bad? Dante and Milton are always numbered among the greatest men, yet
-some do say that these great poets did more harm than good by
-perpetuating the false doctrines of Hell and Paradise. Was Robespierre a
-great man?--no one questions that great good came from the French
-Revolution, yet who will urge a monument to Robespierre, the
-personification of that Revolution? His intentions were good, however
-bad may have been the method, but so were Cromwell's regardless of his
-fanaticism; yet public opinion curses the one and crowns the other. Some
-men seem to accomplish world-wonders without effort, while others
-struggle against tremendous odds: of the two, the latter, of course, are
-the greater, because, as Bryant says, "Difficulty is a nurse of
-greatness--a harsh nurse, who rocks her foster children roughly, but
-rocks them into strength. The mind, grappling with great aims and
-wrestling with mighty impediments, grows by a certain necessity to the
-stature of greatness." Some say that greatness is founded in human
-sympathy, and that the man who shows the biggest heart plus the greatest
-ability to do, is the greatest man. Others say that greatness consists
-in reforming the world along religious lines, and still others maintain
-that greatness is merely righteousness--"He is not great, who is no
-greatly good" (Shakespeare). Was Caesar great? Remember Campbell's
-line,--"What millions died that Caesar might be great." Beecher was
-doubtless right when he said, "Greatness lies not in being strong, but
-in the right use of strength," but men may differ as to what is the
-right use, for, suppose he uses it to defend his people against some
-other people, and for a cause which he believes in, as did Robert E.
-Lee? He thought he was right, many others thought he was right, and he
-displayed qualities truly great, yet Beecher would say that Lee was not
-a great man. No great man ever yet lived who was conceded so to be by
-everybody. We see many who are great, in a sense, and many that are
-good; but we seldom see a man who is both great and good; and, according
-to Franklin, a great man must be both. Leonardo da Vinci was great at
-many things,--"master of all the arts," and as virtuous as most men, yet
-many people place Caesar and Alexander in the list of great men and
-leave da Vinci out. Perhaps Colton was right when he said, "Subtract
-from the great men all that he owes to opportunity, all that he owes to
-chance, and all that he has gained by the wisdom of his friends and the
-folly of his enemies, and the giant will often be seen to be a pigmy."
-Shall we class Joan of Arc among the great? She was the victim of an
-illusion and she accomplished that which was bound to come. Shall we
-nominate Diogenes? He was what would now be called a tramp and lived in
-a tub. Shall we give Socrates a niche? He was also something of a tramp,
-and we may never know how much he really said of the many wise things
-which Plato attributed to him. Shall we declare Washington and Jefferson
-great, and not Tom Paine, when the latter knew more than the other two
-together, and gave them most of their ideas? No, we don't do that,
-because they say that Paine's religious views were bad. Shall Theodore
-Roosevelt go on the list? Shall we put Martin Luther on, and not
-Voltaire? And how about poor John Brown?--he did not accomplish much but
-he tried mighty hard and died in the attempt. Shall Booker T.
-Washington's name not go on the immortal list just because he is black?
-If not, how about Confucius who was yellow? Shall Jesus' name be written
-on the scroll and not Buddha's or Mohammed's? The fact is that it is
-next to impossible to name a complete list of the _great_ men of
-history,--to say nothing of the _greatest_ men. One of the toughest
-problems I ever attempted to solve was once given me by a young
-student, who asked me to write down the names of the twenty-five
-greatest men. I spent many evenings on it, and the answer was published
-in many newspapers. The chief difficulty came in the attempt to limit
-the list to just twenty-five--it is easy to make a list of _about_
-twenty-five, or about fifty, or about ten.
-
-As I remember it, the list was as follows:
-
- 1. Moses
- 2. Homer
- 3. Pericles
- 4. Alexander
- 5. Plato
- 6. Aristotle
- 7. Archimedes
- 8. Julius Caesar
- 9. Augustus Caesar
-10. Charlemagne
-11. Alfred the Great
-12. Leonardo da Vinci
-13. Dante
-14. Copernicus
-15. Galileo
-16. Shakespeare
-17. Bacon
-18. Milton
-19. Cromwell
-20. Newton
-21. Napoleon
-22. Beethoven
-23. Goethe
-24. Franklin
-25. Lincoln
-
-This list is not yet satisfactory. It should contain John Fiske, who
-knew everything, Herbert Spencer, Darwin, Kant, Descartes, Emerson,
-Washington,--but hold! there is no end. Ten years from now I shall make
-another list and it will probably contain a new name, perhaps
-Roosevelt, Wilson, Bryan, Foch.
-
-As Rochefoucauld says, "However brilliant an action may be, it ought not
-to pass for great when it is not the result of great design." Some men
-became famous--apparently great--by accident, or because of
-circumstances, but that is not greatness. I once became the manager of a
-dinner in honor of Mr. Bryan, and, like Byron, woke up one morning to
-find myself famous--think of it!--famous for getting up a dinner. But
-such fame is meteoric and has but a mushroom existence. Fielding says
-somewhere that Greatness is like a laced coat from Monmouth Street,
-which fortune lends us for a day to wear and tomorrow puts it on
-another's back; but he did not mean Greatness, but Fame, or Popularity,
-Greatness is not greatness if it is not lasting. If we cannot tell what
-greatness is, we can tell what it is not. The greatness of a man must be
-judged from the viewpoint of his own time, and we must make due
-allowance for his weaknesses and blunders; for was not Napoleon a
-believer in astrology, and could not any school-child today correct
-Aristotle in natural history and physiology? With this thought in mind
-we shall not have so much difficulty in singling out the great men of
-history. "Nature never sends a great man into the planet, without
-confiding the secret to another soul" (Emerson), and we soon discover
-them, but not often in their own time--it requires the perspective of
-history to get them in focus. Great men are the models of nations. As
-Longfellow says, "they stand like solitary towers in the City of God,
-and secret passages running deep beneath external nature give their
-thoughts intercourse with higher intelligence, which strengthens and
-consoles them, and of which the laborers on the surface do not even
-dream."
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Corporations are great engines for the promotion of the public
-convenience, and for the development of public wealth, and, so long as
-they are conducted for the purposes for which organized, they are a
-public benefit; but if allowed to engage, without supervision, in
-subjects of enterprise foreign to their charters, or if permitted
-unrestrainedly to control and monopolize the avenues to that industry in
-which they are engaged, they become a public menace; against which
-public policy and statutes design protection."
-
-_Leslie V. Lorillard, et al._--110 N. Y. 533.
-
-
-
-
-_The Martyrdom of Genius_
-
-
-It seems that those who have done the most good in this world have
-usually been the most unfortunate. The history-makers are our martyr
-heroes, abhored for their virtues, tortured for their courage, and
-persecuted for their good deeds. Verily, all the world's a stage, and
-the great actors appear upon it, say their lines, perform their parts,
-and then disappear behind the curtain amid a storm of hisses. Genius is
-seldom appreciated at short range. We praise dead saints, and persecute
-living ones: we _roast_ our great men in one age, and boast of them in
-the next. Let us see if history does not bear out these
-assertions.--Alexander the Great died in his youth; Socrates was made to
-drink the fatal hemlock; Leonidas, the immortal Greek patriot, was
-hanged; Xerxes was assassinated in his sleep; Scipio was strangled in
-his bed; Seneca, the Roman moralist, was banished to Corsica; Hannibal
-took poison to prevent falling into the enemy's hands; Caesar was
-assassinated by his friends; Philip of Macedon was assassinated by his
-body guard; Archimedes was stabbed for not going to Marcellus till he
-had finished his problem; Belisarius was sentenced to death and blinded;
-Mohammed was despised and persecuted; Bruno was burned alive and his
-ashes thrown to the four winds of heaven; Dante was banished from
-Florence; Sir Walter Raleigh was beheaded; Admiral Coligny was murdered
-at the Massacre of St. Bartholomew; Joan of Arc was burned at the stake;
-Savonarola was burned on a heap of faggots for his religious preaching;
-Madam Roland was beheaded; Cardinal Wolsey died on his way to the
-scaffold; Milton was stricken blind; Martin Luther was excommunicated
-and persecuted; Anne Boleyn, the good and true wife of Henry VIII, was
-beheaded; Palissy the Potter had to burn his house to feed his furnace,
-and was imprisoned in the Bastile for his religious faith; Mary, Queen
-of Scots, was beheaded after a long imprisonment; Cervantes, creator of
-Don Quixote, was imprisoned for debt and suffered want; Edmund Spenser,
-author of "Faerie Queen," also died of want; Henry of Navarre was
-assassinated; Galileo was made to recant under penalty of death;
-Napoleon was sent to St. Helena; Oliver Cromwell was an exile, a price
-upon his head; Charles I. was beheaded, Marshal Ney, "Bravest of the
-Brave," was cruelly shot to death for alleged treason; Madame Racamier,
-the most beautiful and charming woman in history, died poor, blind and
-an exile; Voltaire was arrested, imprisoned and exiled; Beethoven, "The
-Shakespeare of Music," was stricken deaf; Mozart was buried in Potter's
-Field; the gallant Decatur and the illustrious Hamilton were cruelly
-shot by duelists; John Brown was shot for trying to free the slaves;
-Lincoln, Garfield and McKinley were assassinated; Madame De Stael was
-banished from Paris because Napoleon did not like her; Florence
-Nightingale became a chronic invalid; Marie Antoinette was beheaded;
-Garibaldi was condemned to death and compelled to flee his native land;
-Gen. Custer fought the Indians till none of his soldiers lived and then
-died upon the battle-field; Victor Hugo was made to flee Brussels;
-Lafayette in France was imprisoned and nearly starved to death; David
-Livingstone, explorer, died in the wilds of Africa; Tasso was exiled and
-imprisoned and died in poverty; Lovejoy was murdered; Wm. Lloyd Garrison
-and Wendell Phillips were mobbed on the streets of Boston; Sir Henry
-Vane was beheaded because he asserted liberty; William Penn was
-persecuted and imprisoned; Aristides was exiled; Aristotle had to flee
-for his life and swallowed poison; Pythagoras was persecuted and
-probably burned to death; Paul was beheaded; Spinoza was tracked,
-hunted, cursed and forbidden aid or food; Huss, Wyclif, Latimer and
-Lyndale were burned at the stake; Schiller was buried in a three-thaler
-coffin at midnight without funeral rites; Pompey was assassinated in
-Egypt by one of his own officers; Shelley, the poet, was drowned;
-William, Prince of Orange, was assassinated; Anaxagoras was dragged to
-prison for asserting his idea of God; Gerbert, Roger Bacon and Cornelius
-Agrippa, the great chemists and geometricians, were abhored as
-magicians; Petrarch lived in deadly fear of the wrath of the priests;
-Descartes was horribly persecuted in Holland when he first published his
-opinions; Racine and Corneille nearly died of starvation; Lee Sage, in
-his old age was saved from starvation by his son who was an actor;
-Boethius, Selden, Grotius and Sir John Pettus wrote many of their best
-works in jail; John Bunyan wrote Pilgrim's Progress while in prison; De
-Foe, author of the immortal Cruso, was imprisoned for writing a
-pamphlet, and so was Leigh Hunt for a similar offense; Homer was a
-beggar; Plautus turned a mill; Terence was a slave; Paul Borghese had
-fourteen trades, yet starved with them all; Bentivoglio was refused
-admission into the hospital he had himself erected; Camoens, author of
-the Lusiad, died in an alms house; Dryden lived in poverty and distress;
-Otway died prematurely through hunger; Steele was constantly pursued by
-bailiffs; Fielding was buried in a factory graveyard without a stone;
-Savage died in jail at Lisbon; Butler lived in penury and died in
-distress; Chatterton, pursued by misfortune, killed himself in his
-youth; Samuel Abbott, inventor of the process of turning potatoes into
-starch, was burned to death in his own factory; Chaucer exchanged a
-palace for a prison; Bacon died in disgrace; Ben Johnson lived and died
-in poverty; Bishop Taylor was imprisoned; Clarendon died in exile; Swift
-and Addison lived and died unhappy and unfortunate; Dr. Johnson died of
-scrofula, in poverty and pain; Goldsmith was always poor and died in
-squalor and misery; Smollett, several times fined and imprisoned, died
-at 33; Cowper was poor and tinged with madness. Of the American
-discoverers, Columbus was put in chains and died of poverty and neglect;
-Roldin and Bobadilla were drowned; Ovando was harshly superceded; Las
-Casas sought refuge in a cowl; Ojeda died in extreme poverty; Encisco
-was deposed by his own men; Nicuessa perished miserably by the cruelty
-of his party; Basco Nunez de Balboa was disgracefully beheaded; Narvaez
-was imprisoned in a tropical dungeon and afterwards died of hardship;
-Cortez was dishonored; Alvarado was destroyed in ambush; Almagro was
-garroted; Pizarro was murdered and his four brothers were cut off.
-
-Doubtless, many other martyrs could be mentioned, but perhaps the
-foregoing will suffice to prove our case. As Napoleon once said, it is
-the cause and not the death that makes the martyr, and many of the
-foregoing martyrs perhaps deserved to die as they did. But, who may say?
-An additional list will be found in "Fox's Martyrs," but they are mostly
-religious martyrs, whereas the foregoing is general and fairly
-representative of every age and of every calling.
-
-
-
-
-_Gentlemen, Be Seated_
-
-
-When the interlocutor says these words, all the men sit down. They all
-assume that they are gentlemen; anyway, they know that they have been
-called such, and they accept the appellation. Any man will be offended
-if you say he is no gentleman. Every man wants to be known as a
-gentleman. The sign that reads "Gentlemen will not expectorate upon the
-floor--others _must_ not," is very effective, because every man who
-reads it will obey, fearing that if he does not he will not be rated as
-a gentleman. You cannot appeal to him on any stronger ground; the
-dangers of tuberculosis, cleanliness, the ladies' skirts, and such, do
-not weigh so heavy as the argument that real gentlemen do not
-expectorate. Take the lowliest laborer, and you cannot pay him a higher
-compliment than to make him understand that you rate him as a gentleman.
-Even pickpockets, burglars and thugs pride themselves on being
-gentlemen, when off duty, and it is their highest ambition to get
-dressed up and to frequent the same hotels, restaurants and resorts that
-gentlemen frequent. And yet, if you ask any of these what a gentleman
-is, he cannot tell you. For that matter, who can? What is a gentleman?
-What are the qualifications and requirements? Can a person be a
-gentleman part of the time and not all the time, or is he born one way
-or the other? Can a person who was not born a gentleman acquire the
-title? Is it a matter of birth, a matter of character, a matter of
-conscience, a matter of dress, a matter of conduct, or a matter of
-education? Can a man who has been brought up in ignorance, crime, filth,
-squalor, and degradation be educated to be a gentleman, or will his real
-self pop out sometime and show that he is not? The dictionary definition
-of a gentleman is: "A man of good birth; every man above the rank of
-yeoman, comprehending noblemen; a man who, without a title, bears a coat
-of arms, or whose ancestors were freemen; a man of good breeding and
-politeness, as distinguished from the vulgar and clownish; a man in a
-position of life above a tradesman or mechanic; a term of complaisance."
-But none of these definitions covers the modern "gentleman"; not one is
-adequate. Chaucer's idea was that "He is gentle who doth gentle deeds."
-Calvert's was that a gentleman is a Christian product. Goldsmith's, that
-the barber made the gentleman. Locke's, that education begins the
-gentleman and that good company and reflection finishes him. Hugo's,
-that he is the best gentleman who is the son of his own deserts.
-Emerson's, that cheerfulness and repose are the badge of a gentleman.
-Steele's, that to be a fine gentleman is to be generous and brave.
-Spenser's, that it is a matter of deeds and manners. Shaftesbury's, that
-it is the taste of beauty and the relish of what is decent, just and
-amiable that perfects the gentleman. Byron's, that the grace of being,
-without alloy of fop or beau, a finished gentleman, is something that
-Nature writes on the brow of certain men. Beaconsfield's, that propriety
-of manners and consideration for others are the two main characteristics
-of a gentleman. Hazlitt's, that a gentleman is one who understands and
-shows every mark of deference to the claims of self-love in others, and
-exacts it in turn from them, and that _propriety_ is as near a word as
-any to denote the manners of the gentlemen--plus elegance, for fine
-gentlemen, dignity for noblemen and majesty for kings.
-
-Chesterfield's opinion ought to be worth considering--"A gentleman has
-ease without familiarity, is respectful without meanness, genteel
-without affectation, insinuating without seeming art." Likewise
-Ruskin's--"A gentleman's first characteristic is that fineness of
-structure in the body which renders it capable of the most delicate
-sensation; and of structure in the mind which renders it capable of the
-most delicate sympathies; one may say simply 'fineness of structure.'"
-The Psalmist describes a gentleman as one "that walketh uprightly, and
-worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart," and Samuel
-Smiles adds that a gentleman's qualities depend, not on fashion or
-manners, but or moral worth; not on personal possessions, but on
-personal qualities. Thackeray intimates that a gentleman must be honest,
-gentle, generous, brave, wise; and, possessing all these qualities, he
-must exercise them in the most graceful outward manner. That he must be
-a loyal son, a true husband, and an honest father. That his life ought
-to be decent, his bills paid, his taste high and elegant, and his aim in
-life lofty and noble. A more modern view is that of the great English
-philosopher, Herbert Spencer, who says that "Thoughtfulness for others,
-generosity, modesty and self-respect are the qualities that make the
-real gentleman or lady, as distinguished from the veneered article that
-commonly goes by that name." And here's another view:
-
-_Gentleman_--A man that's clean outside and in; who neither looks up to
-the rich nor down on the poor; who can lose without squealing and who
-can win without bragging; who is considerate of women, and children and
-old people; who is too brave to lie, too generous to cheat, and who
-takes his share of the world and lets other people have theirs.
-
-Originally _gentleman_ was merely a designation, not a description, and
-it was meant to apply to men occupying a certain conventional social
-position. It had no reference to the qualities of heart, mind and soul.
-Later the word _gentleman_ was given an exclusively ethical application.
-Both ideas are extremes, and both are wrong, because the former might
-apply to thieves, liars, cads, fops and ruffians, and the latter might
-apply to servants and slaves, many of whom are men of the best and
-truest type. There is an old saw that runs--
-
-
- "What is a gentleman?
- He is always polite,
- He always does right,
- And that is a gentleman."
-
-
-If it is difficult to ascertain what a gentleman is, it is not difficult
-to ascertain what a gentleman is not. For example, a gentleman is not--
-
-1. One who jumps into the one vacant seat when there are women
-standing.
-
-2. One who smokes or swears in a public elevator in the presence of a
-lady.
-
-3. One who dashes through swinging doors and lets them bang into the
-face of those behind.
-
-4. One who jumps on the platform of a moving car when others are
-patiently waiting to get on.
-
-5. One who eats with his knife, picks his teeth in public, spits on the
-floor, wipes his mouth on the tablecloth, coughs or sneezes in public
-without covering his mouth, or cleans his nails in a public place.
-
-6. One who carries his umbrella extended horizontally under his arm,
-with the sharp ferrule sticking out behind to the inconvenience if not
-peril of others.
-
-7. One who rushes into a car before those in it have time to get off.
-
-8. One who occupies two seats for himself and his newspaper or parcels
-in a crowded car.
-
-9. One who fails to apologize when he has unintentionally insulted
-another.
-
-10. One who refuses to apologize or make amend when he has intentionally
-insulted another.
-
-11. One who always wants to bet or to fight when he is getting the
-worst of an argument.
-
-12. One who neglects to respect old age.
-
-13. One who is mean, selfish and inconsiderate of the rights and
-convenience of others.
-
-14. One who deliberately uses uncouth or vulgar language.
-
-15. One who is intentionally neglectful of his appearance to the extent
-of wearing soiled linen in public and of neglecting his person so that
-he is obnoxious to the olfactory organs of those around him.
-
-16. One who lacks tolerance and who wrangles with everybody who does not
-do as he would like them to do.
-
-17. One who has a hot temper and does not know enough to put his foot on
-the soft pedal.
-
-18. One who laughs at a drunken man or woman or who induces them to
-become so.
-
-19. One who thinks that the world owes him a living and who proceeds to
-collect it from everybody he comes across, by foul means or fair.
-
-20. One who does not know that women, children and elderly people are
-entitled to a preference and to unusual consideration on all occasions.
-
-Gentlemen, be seated, and we will inquire still further as to what a
-gentleman is and is not. Of course, at this command you are all seated.
-The commander knew that there would be no exceptions in your judgment.
-But, even if you do not agree with the opinions of those quoted above,
-you have your own notions as to what is a gentleman, and it is a safe
-bet that not one of you live up to those qualifications. The most
-perfect of gentlemen sometimes fail to live up to their best. We all
-fall down once in a while.
-
-Some people define gentlemen as follows:
-
-_Gentleman_--One who does not wear detachable cuffs; one who changes his
-shirt every day; one whose clothes are of the latest pattern; one who
-wears a cane, a silk hat and patent leather shoes; one who has money and
-spends it freely; one who tips the waiter generously, and who would not
-soil his hands by shaking hands with a laborer; one who is above work
-and who would not associate with a common tradesman; one who respects to
-the point of worship anybody who has money and who detests to the point
-of hatred everybody who has not; one who has his nails manicured twice a
-week, and who always wears gloves in public; one who thinks that the
-greatest thing in the world is to belong to the smart set and to be
-fashionable.
-
-Such people forget that the _gentleman_ is solid mahogany, while the
-fashionable man is only veneer. They forget that the gentleman is not so
-much what he is without as what he is within. You cannot make a
-gentleman out of fine clothes, even if you add elegant manners. Nor will
-education complete him. When you educate the thief you do not
-necessarily cure his thievery, and you often make him a more
-accomplished thief. And some of the greatest thieves and cut-throats
-have the most elegant manners and wear the finest clothes. The real
-gentleman must be a gentleman clean through, from the center of his
-heart to the top of his brain. Culture and refinement in the true sense
-proceed from within. While they can be purchased at any good
-boarding-school, this is another brand, and partake of the qualities of
-varnish. They are a sort of polish.
-
-Gentlemen, be seated. Ah, you do not seat yourselves so quickly! You
-begin to see the light. Perhaps you realize that you are not so much of
-a gentleman as you at first thought you were. You may have the instincts
-of a gentleman, you may have good breeding, good manners, education,
-refinement, good intentions, even culture, yet you know down in your
-secret souls that you have some qualities that are not those of the
-real, true gentleman. You may have gentleness, generosity, honesty,
-polish, and yet you lack some of the other ingredients that are used in
-the manufacture of a gentleman. But never you mind. None of us are
-perfect--not even the writer! And you frown when you are told that _you_
-are not gentlemen. But you are not. There is no such thing as a
-gentleman. How can there be when a gentleman is a _perfect man_? The
-thing to do is to try to be a gentleman. Let's try hard.
-
-Gentlemen, be seated. You all sit, because you _try_ to be gentlemen,
-and, for aught I know, you are as much gentlemen as anybody. Anyway, if
-you try, you are, to all intents and purposes; for, if a man does the
-best he can he is entitled to the highest honors, and what higher honors
-are there than to be known as a real gentleman?
-
-Gentlemen, be seated, and we shall hear from a wonderful philosopher,
-Herr Friedrich Nietzsche. A million sages and diagnosticians, in all
-ages of the world, have sought to define the gentleman, and their
-definitions have been as varied as their minds, as we have already seen.
-Nietzsche's definition, according to Mencken's translation, is based on
-the fact that the gentleman is ever a man of more than average influence
-and power, and on the further fact that this superiority is admitted by
-all. The vulgarian may boast of his bluff honesty, but at heart he looks
-up to the gentleman, who goes through life serene and imperturbable.
-There is in the gentleman an unmistakable air of fitness and efficiency,
-and it is this that makes it possible for him to be gentle and to regard
-those below him with tolerance. The demeanor of highborn persons shows
-plainly that in their minds the consciousness of power is ever present.
-Above all things, they strive to avoid a show of weakness, whether it
-takes the form of inefficiency or of a too-easy yielding to passion or
-emotion. They never sink exhausted into a chair. On the train, when the
-vulgar try to make themselves comfortable, these higher folk avoid
-reclining. They do not seem to get tired after hours of standing at
-court. They do not furnish their homes in a comfortable, but in a
-spacious and dignified manner, as if they were the abodes of a greater
-and taller race of beings. To a provoking speech, they reply with
-politeness and self-possession--and not as if horrified, crushed,
-abashed, enraged or out of breath, after the manner of plebians. The
-gentleman knows how to preserve the appearance of ever-present physical
-strength, and he knows, too, how to convey the impression that his soul
-and intellect are a match for all dangers and surprises, by keeping up
-an unchanging serenity and civility, even under the most trying
-circumstances.
-
-Thus spake Nietzsche, but he was really defining an aristocrat, or one
-of the so-called nobility, for which he had a profound respect. Here is
-still another definition:
-
-_Gentility_--Perfect veracity, frank urbanity, total unwillingness to
-give offense; the gentleness of right-hearted, level-headed good nature;
-kindliness tactfully exercised through clear sense that duly appreciates
-current circumstances involving the personal rights, privileges and
-susceptibilities of others; and, while justly regarding these, acting on
-what they generally suggest so considerately and so gracefully that a
-pleasurable, heartfelt recognition of finest decency is inspired in
-others.
-
-An old wag once said, "I never refuse to drink with a gentleman, and a
-gentleman is a man who invites me to take a drink." That is the Kentucky
-idea. But this is not:
-
-_Gentleman_--One who has courage without bravado, pride without vanity,
-and who is innately--not studiously, but innately--considerate of the
-feelings of others.
-
-And so the definitions vary inversely as the square of the desirability
-of the kind of gentleman we try to be. In brief, a _gentleman_ is
-indefinable as it is unmistakable. You can always tell him when you meet
-him, but you cannot tell how or why.
-
-Gentlemen, be seated. This is final. Just think over what you have
-heard, and see if there is not now a clear idea of what a gentleman is
-and is not. If you have read between the lines, you have seen the true
-lights on the subject. Wit and mirth and humorous allusions--such as
-they are--should not obscure the real issue. Do we not all know now what
-a gentleman is? Quite true that we cannot define it, without a very
-large vocabulary and thousands of words, yet we feel that we know. And,
-knowing what a gentleman is, surely we shall all try to be one. And then
-what more can the gods require?
-
-
-
-
-_Beards_
-
-
-And so the beard is coming in fashion again. Consoling thought to you of
-the fertile facial soil and with ugly contour or ungainly blemishes to
-conceal, but distressing to those chubby-faced, masculine beauties whose
-tender skins will not yield a plentiful crop. But, you have had your
-day, oh, ye of the germ-proof, Napoleonic countenance; so, discard your
-Gillettes, and make way for his majesty--The Beard. The halcyon days of
-the razor are no more, if we are to believe fickle Dame Fashion, and we
-are now to welcome the day of the shears. If nature has been stingy, and
-that glorious excrescence, the beard, is impossible to you, mon cher,
-pray accept our sympathy; but, please be generous enough to take the
-inevitable with good grace, and not worry us with foolish arguments
-about bearded barbarians and unsanitary savages. We know that you can
-make a strong case against the beard, but we imagine we can make one
-equally strong in its favor. All of your progenitors had them,
-including Adam--if we are to believe the ancient monuments, all of which
-show those gentlemen with a bushy beard of no mean dimensions. You say
-the ancient Egyptians wore no beards? Yes, but please observe that on
-occasions of high festivity, they wore false beards as assertions of
-their dignity and virility, and always represented their male deities
-with splendid hirsute adornments tip-tilted at the ends. It is true that
-they called the Greeks and Romans "barbarians" (bearded, unshaven,
-savages), and that about 300 B. C., the latter began to shave and in
-turn to call other peoples "barbarians"; but these incidents were only
-passing fancies, freaks and fashions soon to make way for the
-approaching, persistent reign of the beard. You say that Julian argued
-arduously against the beard? Yes, but would you take for a model a man
-whose whole body was bearded, and who prided himself on his long
-finger-nails and on the inky blackness of his hands? And don't forget
-that the reason Alexander abolished beards in his army was one that
-hardly fits your case, for was it not because the enemy had a habit of
-using the beard as a handle, much to the inconvenience--to say nothing
-of the discomfort--of the victim?
-
-The beard has had an eventful career, and has always been the bone of
-contention between nations, churches, politicians, kings, gods, and
-barbers. As to the last, suffice it to say that beards existed before
-barbers, and that barbers are now as favorable to beards as they are
-unfavorable to safety razors. As for the churches, they have been
-alternately pro and con: Israel brought the beard safely out of Egyptian
-bondage; the Orientals cherished it as a sacred thing; the Scriptures
-abound with examples of how it was used to interpret pride, joy, sorrow,
-despondency, etc., the Greek church was for beards, and the Roman church
-against; the Popes of Naples wore beards at various periods; and now,
-most of our popes, priests and preachers keep their "chins new reaped."
-In Asia, wars have been declared on alleged grievances concerning
-shaving, and Nero offered some of the hairs of his beard to Jupiter
-Capitolinus who could well have bearded a dozen emperors from his own.
-Herodotus has more to say of beards than of belles, bibles and Belzebub,
-and the other poets and historians have found inspiration in like theme.
-In some times, beards denoted noble birth and in others they were tokens
-of depravity or of ostracism. The Roskolniki, a sect of schismatics,
-maintained that the divine image resided in the beard, and for ages the
-beard was the outward sign of a true man. In brief, the beard has had a
-Titanic struggle for existence, first up, then down, first on and then
-off. Just as it would attain the zenith of its glory, some beardless
-king would come along and dethrone it, as was the case in Spain, for
-example, when Philip V's tender chin refused to bear fruit, which
-calamity soon changed the fashion among the Spanish nobility. And, no
-sooner would the bald chin be established in favor, than some ugly-faced
-prince would come forward with an edict that the elect must again
-display the manly beard, as in France, when the young king's face was so
-disfigured with scars that he found a beard necessary to give him an
-appearance of respectability, whereupon all his faithful subjects found
-that they also had scars to conceal, much to the dismay of the barbers.
-
-Then, again, the beard was often attacked by the assessors, as well as
-by the churches and fashions; for did not Peter the Great levy a heavy
-tax on all Russian beards, and did not Queen Elizabeth, in spite of
-bearded Raleigh, impose a tax of 3s. 4d. on all beards above a
-fortnight's growth? These were unfair handicaps to the beard, and
-greatly hampered its progress, but, beards, like truth, crushed to earth
-will rise again, and so always did the beard. For, observe that in the
-reign of Henry VIII the lawyers wore imposing beards, which became so
-fashionable that the authorities at Lincoln's Inn made them pay double
-common to sit at the great table; but mark that this was before 1535
-when Henry raised his own crisp beard which afterwards became so
-celebrated. Beginning with the 13th century, when beards first came in
-fashion in England, up to the present, the poor beard has had a
-checkered career, but of late it has held its own with commendable
-persistency, and now all Europe is bearded, as it was in the beginning.
-
-If the beard was sometimes held in respect, as in the Bastile, where an
-official was kept busy shaving the captives, and as in our own prisons,
-where the guests of the state are kept beardless, do you say that
-occasionally it was held in contempt and betokens laziness and rudeness?
-Yes, but, when your entire list of digressions is exposed, and your
-whole catalog of objections exhausted, you will find that His Majesty
-the Beard still waves triumphantly. It may be trod under foot for a
-time, but, just as the shaven beard will soon grow again, so will the
-beard that has been legislated against by court, church or fashion. In
-days of old, to touch the beard rudely was to assail the dignity of its
-owner; and when a man placed his hand upon his beard and swore by it,
-he felt bounden by the most sacred of oaths. We all have a certain
-reverence for traditions, and those of the beard are still respected,
-among the uncivilized as well as among the civilized. Was it not Juan de
-Castro, the Portuguese admiral, who borrowed a thousand pistoles and
-pledged one of his whiskers, saying, "All the gold in the world cannot
-equal this natural ornament of my valor?" Persius associated wisdom with
-the beard, and called Socrates "Magister Barbatus" in commendation of
-that gentleman's populous beard. And do not the sculptors and painters
-usually represent Jupiter, Hercules and Plato with the same tokens of
-strength, fortitude, sturdiness and virility? Who would favor a
-"beardless youth" to Numa Pimpolius--he of the magnificent flowing
-beard? Who would prefer a Shakespeare, a Longfellow, a Whitman, a
-Ruskin, a Charlemagne, shorn of their hirsute adornments? Or a Lincoln,
-Grant or Lee? But, of course, there are beards and beards; we are not
-lost in admiration at sight of such anomalies as those of John Mayo
-("John the Bearded"), or of Emperor Frederick Barbarossa, nor even with
-that majestic forest of hair which was attached to Queen Mary's agent to
-Moscow, George Killingworth, whose beard measured five feet two inches,
-and which so pleased the grim Ivan the Terrible that he actually laughed
-and played with it. Coming down to the present, some of us will prefer
-the silky, golden beard, such as adorns the handsome countenance of
-Judge Wilkin, of the Children's Court; some the splendid snow-white
-beard of Hudson Maxim, or the shorter and less white beard of our able
-and amiable Edwin Markham; or the mixed, philosophic beard of General
-Vanderbilt; or, perchance, we prefer the sandy, semi-gray beard of that
-profound jurist, statesman, philosopher,--Judge Gaynor. And then there
-is the erudite Bernard Shaw, and our virtuous statesman Judge Hughes,
-and then there was the sage and honorable keeper of the public baths,
-Dr. Wm. H. Hale, and Oscar Hammerstein, the impressario. Yes, the beard
-is coming, so away with your safety razors, and supply your barber with
-shears. Away with your alum, salves and powders, and look up the old
-recipes for hair-restoring. The Roman youths used household oils to coax
-the hairs to grow, but the apothecaries of those days were not so
-cunning as ours, and soon we may expect to see the bill-boards and
-advertising pages filled with notices of new preparations guaranteed to
-grow a beard in a night, and directions how to care for, dress, comb,
-clip and preserve it. No doubt we shall soon become as careful of those
-sacred emblems of maturity and manhood, our whiskers, as Sir Thomas
-Moore was of his, who, as he put his head upon the block, carefully laid
-his beard out of the way, and then cracked a joke. What kind of a beard
-shall we wear? Consult the artists and barbers, and trim it as you do
-your hair--as best suits and becomes you. Charles the First adopted the
-Vandyke beard, after the artist of that name. Ruskin, and other
-philosophers, wore their beards as nature intended, trimming them about
-once every decade. Actors, waiters, and doctors will probably wear no
-beards, for obvious reasons, but they will all wish they could, if they
-read James Ward's "Defense of the Beard," in which eighteen excellent
-reasons are given, among which might be mentioned, protection to throat
-and chest, and Nature. And yet, on the other hand, there are serious
-objections to the beard, among which is the one made immortal by those
-classic lines of Homer--or was it Lewis Carroll?--which runneth thus:
-
-
- "There was once a man with a beard,
- Who said, 'It is just as I feared:
- Two Owls and a Hen,
- Four Larks and a Wren
- Have all built their nests in my beard!'"
-
-
-There has been some scientific inquiry as to why woman was made
-beardless, but the question was never satisfactorily settled until the
-poets became interested in the problem, and the result was as follows:
-
-
- "How wisely Nature, ordering all below,
- Forbade a beard on woman's chin to grow;
- For, how could she be shaved--whate'ver the skill--
- Whose tongue would never let her chin be still."
-
-
-
-
-_Gambling_
-
-
-In 1890, a reformed gambler named John Philip Quinn, wrote a book,
-"Fools of Fortune," which I read with interest when it first came out.
-Later I met this man and saw him expose numerous tricks of gamblers. The
-book comprehends a history of the vice in ancient and modern times, and
-in both hemispheres, and is an exposition of its alarming prevalence and
-destructive effects, with an unreserved and exhaustive disclosure of
-such frauds, tricks and devices as are practised by professional
-gambler, confidence man and bunko steerers; and the book was given to
-the world with the hope that it might extenuate the author's twenty-five
-years of gaming and systematic deception of his fellow men.
-
-I wish every boy and every public official could read that book. Its
-pages are twice the size of these, and there are no less than 640 of
-them--a big and a valuable book. It would do more good in the world than
-a great many so-called religious books that I could mention; and, if I
-am ever rich, I would like to have it reprinted and sold for ten cents a
-copy so that everybody could get one.
-
-Alongside of this book in my library is another, entitled, "What's the
-Odds," by Joe Ullman, the famous (or infamous) bookmaker. What a
-contrast! This book tells many "interesting" stories of the turf, of the
-pool-room and of the card-room, and it tends to cast a luring glamor
-around racing and all sorts of gaming.
-
-By the side of this book in my library is another, entitled "Gambling:
-or Fortuna, Her Temple and Shrine. The True Philosophy and Ethics of
-Gambling," by James Harold Romain, which is an able defense of gambling.
-How much harm these two last-mentioned books may have done, no man may
-say. Certainly they have done no good. If ever a book should be
-suppressed by law, these two books should come first.
-
-Mr. Romain says, "The keepers of gambling resorts are denounced, as
-though they were responsible for the gambling propensity in mankind.
-Resorts for gambling do not cause the passion. It is a tendency to which
-all men are prone, more or less. The essential fact is the existence of
-this passion. There can never be great difficulty in obtaining the
-means for its gratification."
-
-Now, it is quite true that gambling is a tendency to which most people
-are prone, more or less, but that is no argument for increasing the
-temptation, nor for encouraging the vice. Men are prone to steal, to
-drink, to be dishonest, to lie, to cheat, to be immoral; but these
-tendencies must be checked and suppressed, not encouraged. Because some
-men will steal, should we license them and furnish them with ways and
-means to carry out their brutal instincts? Civilization is striving to
-eliminate man's brute passions. Thousands of institutions such as the
-law and the church, the prisons and reformatories, the libraries and the
-schools, are constantly combating man's animal tendencies. Shall we stop
-all this and let man's passions have full sway? Mr. Romain says, yes. He
-says, "In the name of liberty and equality, a brave battle has been
-fought for individuality. Unjust and unwise interference by the state
-has been ably resisted. It is demanded that private judgment be released
-from the embrace of authority. The truth is, one man has no natural
-right to make laws for another. True, he may repel another, when his own
-rights are infringed, but he has no right to govern him." Of course,
-this is anarchy. The doctrine of "no laws" is an exploded theory. By
-common consent, the world has come to an understanding that the majority
-of the people shall make laws to govern the whole, and there is no other
-way. What is detrimental to the community must be suppressed, and the
-law is the best suppressor.
-
-While Fortuna may proudly enumerate her great votaries in America,
-including Aaron Burr, Edgar Allen Poe, William Wirt, Luther Martin,
-Gouverneur Morris, Daniel Webster, Henry Clay, General Hayne, Sam
-Houston, Andrew Jackson, Generals Burnett, Sickles, Kearney, Steedman,
-Hooker, Hurlbut, Sheridan, Kilpatrick, Grant, George D. Prentiss,
-Sargeant S. Prentiss, Albert Pike, A. P. Hill, Beauregard, Early, Ben
-Hill, Robert Toombs, George H. Pendleton, Thaddeus Stevens, Green of
-Missouri, Herbert and Fitch of California, Jerry McKibben, James A.
-Bayard, Benjamin F. Wade, Broderick, John C. Fremont, Judge Magowan,
-Charles Spencer, Fernando Wood and his brother Benjamin, Colonel
-McClure, Senator Wolcott, Senator Pettigrew, Senator Farwell, Matthew
-Carpenter, Thomas Scott, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Hutchinson of Chicago,
-and Pierre Lorillard; think of the long list of greater men who were not
-addicted to gambling. This list is fairly complete, yet it is by no
-means representative. If these men had the passion, they no doubt felt
-sorry for it and they would be the first to warn others of the vice.
-Some of them were ruined by it. It is a folly to be ashamed of, not to
-be proud of. It is a weakness, and all great men have their weaknesses.
-Think of the great men who were inveterate smokers and drinkers; yet we
-would not hold them up as examples for the young simply because they
-acquired these bad habits. Are we to emulate the faults of the great, or
-their virtues?
-
-Of all the passions that have enslaved mankind, none can reckon so many
-victims as gambling. In the wrecking of homes, in the destroying of
-character, in the encouragement of dishonesty, in the dissolving of
-fortunes, gambling has only one rival--drink. The two are brothers. They
-walk hand in hand. One seldom exists without the other. If drink comes
-first, gambling follows shortly; if gambling gets hold of its victim
-first, drink soon joins his brother. And with these two terrible,
-fascinating, insidious habits firmly entrenched in a man's system, all
-the other vices are invited in to keep the others company. Smoking, a
-lesser evil, usually accompanies the rest, in fact usually comes first;
-but it is hardly to be classed as a vice, since it in itself has no
-immoral effects, and is simply a bad and an expensive habit, although it
-is one that many enjoy without harm or danger, even with profit.
-Gambling appeals to a latent instinct, and hence is all the more
-alluring. It is a disease that, when it once gets hold, seldom lets go.
-The victim may shake it off, for a time, but it will surely show its
-fangs again, and it will require a struggle and many of them, throughout
-life, to conquer it. It will crop out in divers ways and its influence
-will be felt in all transactions. True, all life and business is a
-gamble, in one sense--that is, a chance, but that is no reason why we
-should make gambling King. Our efforts should be directed to dethroning
-it, not to crowning it.
-
-If you have a boy growing up, remember that he has a latent instinct to
-gamble. Remember that unless you show him the dangers of the vice, he
-will surely get the fever. It is just as sure as it is that he will be
-tempted to steal and to lie. You will observe him shooting marbles for
-gain. Then, craps. Then he will be playing cards for money. Then he will
-get interested in the penny-slot devices that are to be found in the
-cigar and candy stores. He will keep a sharp lookout for prize packages.
-He will take a chance in every lottery that he hears of, including those
-that are usually conducted in church fairs. Next, he will hear of faro,
-roulette and other games of chance, and soon he will find his way into a
-regular gambling den. He will probably lose, the first time, and then he
-will save up, and go again to recover his losses. If he loses again he
-will have all the more reason to go again, to get square. If he should
-win the first time, he will get the fever anyway, and he will at once
-see visions of an easy fortune ahead. Either way, he will stick to it,
-and to stick to it means ruin. He will need more money than you will
-give him, and he will be tempted to get money by dishonest means. If he
-does not steal, he will perhaps take something from the house and sell
-it in order to get money with which to gamble. If he cannot get that
-something in your home, he may be tempted to get it from some other
-home. He will sell his toys. He will go without shoes and spend the
-money at gambling. If he cannot get money, he will run away and earn it.
-He will forget all your teachings and do anything to get money. And,
-when once he gets into one of those gilded palaces of the devil, where
-big stakes are played for, where everything is bright, elegant and
-alluring, where one man is seen to make a fortune in a night, which
-sometimes happens, and where sumptuous tables are spread with all the
-luxuries and dainties of the season for the delight of the patrons,
-where wine and cigars are freely given to both winner and loser--then
-bid goodbye to your boy, for he is lost. The chances are that he will
-never get over it. The fascination will be too much for him. He will
-surely go again. Win or lose, he will look forward to the day when he
-can try his luck with the great Goddess of Chance. The yawning jaws of
-the tiger are ever open for fresh victims such as he, and if he gives
-them a chance they will inevitably close down on him. If he loses at
-first, he will begin to study "systems" to beat the game. He will spend
-sleepless nights studying how to win out. If he finds that, with all his
-studying, he still cannot retrieve his losses, he will try other forms
-of gambling, such as horse racing, but all with the same result. He is
-bound to lose in the end. But, the strange thing is, that you cannot
-make him believe this. Every man seems to have an inborn notion that he
-is different from everybody else; that he is, by some freak of nature, a
-marked man to win; that if he keeps it up long enough luck must change;
-that he above all others has been picked out by Dame Fortune to win;
-that it is only a question of time when luck will again smile upon him.
-So, he keeps it up, chasing the will o' the wisp, following the rainbow
-to find the proverbial pots of gold that are said to lie at the other
-end. History proves all this. The road to ruin is straight and clear. It
-is easy to follow. Walking is good. It is well lighted. The mirage of
-Fortune looms up big at the other end which seems just a little farther
-on. He may get weary and discouraged, at times, but Hope and Promise
-beckon him on. He sees his possessions vanishing, as he plods on, he
-sees his reputation and character leaving him, but he believes that
-these can easily be restored when he arrives at his destination. But he
-never arrives. He falls by the wayside. He dies, mourned by few, shunned
-by many, discouraged, desolate, homeless, friendless, forsaken--a
-worthless wreck.
-
-Among the hundreds of thousands of gamblers, you can count the few
-prosperous ones on your fingers. Whether it be stock-market gamblers,
-race track gamblers, card gamblers, or what-not, the universal law is
-that they all must lose in the end. Every once in a while you read of
-some famous once-rich gambler who has just died poor and forsaken,
-fortune gone. The few successful ones are successful only for a short
-time. And the chances of your boy being one of the successful ones is
-about equal to his chances of becoming the king of England. The odds
-are all against it. In playing against the dealer, or bookmaker, or
-"house," the percentage is large against him. If by chance he should
-win, there are two chances to one that the gambler will get it all back
-and more too, at the next sitting. People say, "I will try it once more,
-and I am sure to win this time, and if I do I will quit the game
-forever." But the forever never comes. If they win, they will soon come
-to an understanding with themselves that they will try it just once
-more, to win just a little more, then stop. If they lose, they soon
-agree with themselves that they will try it just once more to get back
-what they lost. In either case they are bound to get back to the gaming
-table, and the gamblers all know this. Hence, when the professional
-gambler sees a winner leave his place, he does not frown; he only
-smiles, because he knows that the winner will soon be back to drop his
-winnings plus a little more.
-
-And what are we to do with this common enemy of mankind? Are we to sit
-down and sigh, and say, "Well, people will gamble anyway, and if they
-are fools enough to throw away their money that way, let them do it"; or
-are we to bend our energies to suppress it? Are we to allow gambling
-houses to exist in our midst, thus inviting our young men to become
-victims? Are we to allow lotteries and petty gambling devices
-everywhere as we do now? Are our churches to encourage the vice at their
-fairs in order to make money to _redeem_ the world? No, we must stamp it
-out wherever we find it.
-
-
-
-
-_Wedding Bells_
-
- Wedlock, indeed, hath oft compared been
- To public feasts, where meet a public rout,
- Where they that are without would fain go in,
- And they that are within would fain go out.
- _Sir John Davies._
-
-
-Let us listen, for a moment, to the merry jingle of the wedding bells,
-as they echo through the corridors of the Hall of Time. What is a
-wedding, and a marriage, and why? What object was sought, in the
-beginning, when custom demanded a marriage ceremony before cohabitation?
-Why has that ancient custom followed man to every far corner of the
-globe, and why do all peoples resent any effort to destroy that custom?
-Why so many different forms of ceremony, what do they mean, and why do
-they differ so?
-
-Bolingbroke says that marriage was instituted because it was necessary
-that parents should know their own respective offspring; and that, as
-the mother can have no doubt that she is the mother, so a man should
-have all the assurance possible that he is the father: hence the
-marriage contract, and the various moral and civil rights, duties and
-obligations which follow as corollaries.
-
-Monogamy was the original law of marriage, but in Genesis we are told
-that Lamech took unto himself two wives. The Jews, in common with other
-Oriental peoples, married when they were very young, but the Talmudists
-forbade marriage by a male under thirteen years and a day. There was not
-much ceremony, in the early days, except the removal of the bride from
-her father's house to that of the bridegroom, called "taking a wife,"
-and in primitive ages this was done by seizure and force. The only
-"ceremony" took place on the preceding day, when the marriage had been
-agreed upon in advance, and consisted of a formal elaborate bath by the
-bride in the presence of her female companions. In later times, marriage
-ceremonies gradually became very elaborate, and have generally remained
-so and became more so ever since, in all parts of the world. Abraham
-appears to have the honor of having secured the first divorce in
-history, for we are told he sent Hagar and her child away from him. In
-Deuteronomy XXIV, it is stated that a man had the power to dispose of a
-faithless wife by writing her bill of divorcement, giving it into her
-hand and sending her out of his house. When a man died, without issue,
-his brother had first claim upon the widow, and she could not marry
-another till the brother had formally rejected her. One peculiarity of
-the ancients was, that they assumed that the impending wedding of a
-couple had a very depressing effect, and it was consequently the custom
-for all friends and neighbors to take means to cheer up the doomed ones
-by all sorts of boisterous amusements. Married life was looked upon as a
-business, and perhaps a perilous one.
-
-Cecrops seems to have been the first to introduce among the Athenians
-the formal marriage ceremony with all its solemn and binding
-obligations. The ancient Greeks early decided that marriage was a
-private as well as a public necessity, and the Spartans treated celibacy
-as a crime. Lycurgus made laws so that those who married too late, or
-unsuitably, or not at all, could be treated like ordinary criminals, and
-not only was it unrespectable to be a bachelor, but it was dangerous.
-Plato preached that a man should consider the welfare of his country
-rather than his own pleasure, and that if he did not marry before he was
-thirty-five he should be punished severely. The Spartans advocated
-marriage for the reason that they wanted more children born to the
-state, and when a married woman gave birth to no children she was made
-to cohabit with another man. The Spartan King, Archidamus, fell in love
-with and married a very little woman, which so incensed the people that
-they fined him: they did not believe in marriage for love, but in
-marriage for big, sturdy offspring. Often, fathers would choose brides
-for their sons, and husbands for their daughters, who had never seen
-each other, and compel them to marry. In Greece, until Aristotle put a
-stop to it, the custom of buying wives was common.
-
-By the Romans, as well as by the Jews and Greeks, marriage was deemed an
-imperative duty; and parents were reprehended if they did not obtain
-husbands for their daughters by the time they were twenty-five. The
-Roman law recognized monogamy only, and polygamy was prohibited in the
-whole empire. Hence, the former became practically the rule in all
-Christiandom, and was introduced into the canon law of the Eastern and
-Western churches. During the time of Augustus, bachelorhood became
-fashionable, and to check the evil, as well as to lessen the alarming
-number of divorces, which were also getting fashionable, Augustus
-imposed a wife tax on all who persisted in the luxury of celibacy.
-
-The superstition that some days and months are unlucky or lucky for
-weddings seems to have originated with the Romans, May and February
-being thought unpropitious, while June was particularly favorable to
-happy marriages. These beliefs were based on things which cannot
-possibly concern people of other climes and religions, and, like all
-superstitions, are unfounded and absurd.
-
-We know very little of the marriage affairs of the ancient Egyptians,
-but we do know that they were not restricted to any number of wives. In
-modern Egypt, a woman can never be seen by her future husband till after
-she has been married, and she is always veiled. A similar custom
-prevailed in ancient Morocco, the bride being first painted and stained,
-and then carried to the house of her husband-to-be, where she was
-formally introduced to him. He was satisfied, however, that she would
-suit him, for he had previously sent some of his female relatives to
-inspect her at the bath. The Mahomedans of Barbary do not buy their
-wives, like the Turks, but have portions with them. They retain in their
-marriage rites many ceremonies in use by the ancient Goths and Vandals.
-The married women must not show their faces, even to their fathers. The
-Moors of West Barbary have practically the same customs as the
-Mahomedans and the Moroccoans the groom never seeing the bride till he
-is introduced to her in the bridal chamber. The modern Arabians, since
-they have conformed to the Koran, marry as many wives as they please,
-and buy them as they do slaves. Among the Bedouins, polygamy is allowed,
-but generally a Bedouin has only one wife, who is often taken for an
-agreed term, usually short,--which sounds something like the "trial
-marriage" plan recently suggested by a now-famous American lady. The
-wedding consists in the cutting of the throat of a young lamb, by the
-bridegroom, the ceremony being completed the moment the blood falls upon
-the ground. Among the Medes, reciprocal polygamy was in use, and a man
-was not respectable unless he had at least seven wives, nor a woman
-unless she had five husbands. In Persia, living people were sometimes
-married to the dead, and often to their nearest relations. In the
-seventeenth century, the nobility might have as many wives as they
-pleased, but the poor commonality were limited to seven: and they might
-part with them at discretion.
-
-Trial marriages were also in vogue in Persia, and seldom was a marriage
-contract made for life. A new wife was a common luxury. Persian
-etiquette demands that before the master of the house no person must
-pronounce the name of the wife, but rather refer to her as "How is the
-daughter of (naming her mother or father)?"
-
-The Chinese believe that marriages are decreed by heaven, and that those
-who have been connected in a previous existence become united in this.
-Men are allowed to keep several concubines, but they are entirely
-dependent on the legitimate wife, who is always reckoned the most
-honorable. The Chinese marry their children when they are very young,
-sometimes as soon as they are born.
-
-In Japan, polygamy and fornication are allowed, and fathers sell or hire
-out their daughters with legal formalities for limited terms. In Finland
-it was the custom for a young woman to wear suspended at her girdle the
-sheath of a knife, as a sign that she was single and wanted a husband.
-Any young man who was enamored of her, obtained a knife in the shape of
-the sheath, and slyly slipped it in the latter, and if the maiden
-favored the proposal, she would keep the knife, otherwise she would
-return it.
-
-In another part of Finland, a young couple were allowed to sleep
-together, partly, if not completely dressed, for two weeks, which
-custom, called bundling or tarrying, was common in Wales and the New
-England States, and is supposed not to have resulted in immoral
-consequences.
-
-In Scotland, the custom has long prevailed of lifting the bride over the
-threshold of her new home, which custom is probably derived from the
-Romans. The threshold, in many countries, is thought to be a sacred
-limit or boundary, and is the subject of much superstition. In the Isle
-of Man, a superstition prevails that it is very lucky to carry salt in
-the pocket, and the natives always do so when they marry. They also have
-the international custom of throwing an old shoe after the bridegroom as
-he left his home, and also one or more after the bride as she left her
-home. In Wales the old-time weddings were characterized by several
-curious customs, such as Bundlings, Chainings, Sandings, Huntings and
-Tithings. In Britain, before Caesar's invasion, an indiscriminate (or
-but slightly restricted) intermixture of the sexes was the practice, and
-polygamy prevailed; and it was not uncommon for several brothers to have
-only one wife among them, paternity being determined by resemblance.
-
-The foregoing facts and customs do not show the evolution of marriage,
-because in some countries the same forms and customs prevail to-day that
-prevailed six thousand years ago. As civilization advances, however, we
-find that the tendency is toward a more rigid enforcement of the
-marriage contract, and strictly against polygamy. The sanctity of the
-home and respect for marriage vows have not only passed into the statute
-law of civilized nations, but they have become proverbial with most all
-of the enlightened people. It must also be observed, however, that at
-the present time there seems to be a tendency in this country to make
-marriage more difficult and divorce more easy.
-
-
-
-
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