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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: The Seaside Sibyl - Or Leaves of Destiny, a fortune teller in verse - -Author: Anonymous - -Release Date: January 21, 2017 [EBook #54037] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SEASIDE SIBYL *** - - - - -Produced by Chris Curnow and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was -produced from images generously made available by The -Internet Archive) - - - - - - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 1. - -BEWARE OF FRAUDS. - -The original and only genuine “ROUGH ON RATS” is manufactured by and has -the name of Ephraim S. Wells, Jersey City. N. J., on each box. We employ -no traveling Agents, nor Peddlers. “ROUGH ON RATS” is put up only in -Boxes.] - - Small Sample, 15c or Mouse Size. - - POISON! - - The thing desired found at last! - - SOMETHING RATS WILL EAT, ONCE - eaten Death sure. Rats are smart but Rough on Rats - beats them. It clears out a building in one application. - - ROUGH ON RATS. TRADE MARK. - - Rough on Rats sure death to Rats, Mice, Flies, - Vermin, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c. - - Made by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, - JERSEY CITY, N. J. - - For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers - in 15 and 25c. boxes. - - LABEL REGISTERED. - - * * * * * - - Dwelling House Size, 25c. - - POISON! - - The thing desired found at last! - - _SOMETHING RATS WILL EAT._ - - Rats are smart but Rough on Rats beats them. - Clears out a building in one application. - - ROUGH ON RATS. TRADE MARK. - - SURE DEATH to RATS, MICE, FLIES, Vermin, Ants, - Insects, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c. - - Made only by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, - JERSEY CITY, N. J. - - For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers - in 15 & 25c. boxes. - - LABEL REGISTERED. - - - - - Price FIRST EDITION. 5 Cents. - - THE - SEASIDE SIBYL; - OR, - LEAVES OF DESTINY - - A FORTUNE TELLER IN VERSE. - - AMERICAN EDITION - - COPYRIGHTED APRIL, 1882, BY E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J. - - - - -THE SIBYL’S CURE. - - - For love--be you sure - There is but one cure. - - Yourself, then, resign - To marry, or pine! - - This grave operation - Requires consultation. - - The Sugar and Spice - Will make the cure nice. - - The pain in the heart - Will quickly depart. - - I’d fain say the same - Of every pain - - That ruffles the temper - Or maddens the brain; - - That makes the eye dim - Or cripples a limb; - - That mars all your beauty, - And pleasure and duty. - - Why this should be so - Is a puzzle to know. - - If you take my advice, - You’ll be well in a thrice. - - Away with your lotions, - And villainous potions-- - - And, if you have sense, - Spend a very few pence - - To make your ills fewer - With “Wells’ Health Renewer.” - - - - -LEAVES OF DESTINY. - - -DIRECTIONS FOR CONSULTING THE SIBYL:--Draw for a number from slips -numbered from 1 to 100, and see corresponding number in Leaves of Destiny. - - 1. You’ll meet this year on Brighton Strand, - One destined for your heart and hand. - - 2. Choose one--if you are shrewd, - No safety lies in multitude. - - 3. Endless flirtation - Doth seem your vocation. - - 4. Bracing air and embracing arms, - Give Coney Island especial charms. - - 5. Young or Old? Love or Gold? - Hot or Cold? Given or Sold? - Toss odd or even--you’ll be told. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 2. - -BASE BALL SEASON.] - - * * * * * - -A man in Chester county, Pa., has paid $125 and costs of prosecution for -thrashing a lawyer in his office, but he says the amusement was worth -every cent of it. - -A malicious story is afloat to the effect that a Meriden girl went back -on her lover because he was so bow-legged she could not sit on his lap. - -Emma Abbott carries a dagger on the stage that is worth $16,500. This -dagger on the stage is exceeded only by the lie off the stage. - -It is said that figures won’t lie; but the figures of some women are very -deceptive, to say the least. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 3. - -WELLS’ HEALTH Renewer - -GOOD FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.] - - * * * * * - - 6. Some natures change on change of name, - But like the rose you’ll be the same. - - 7. For music and balls, - You’ll have nursery squalls. - - 8. The right one cometh from New York, - With heart and purse as light as cork. - - 9. Away with pride and cold disdain, - Or you’ll too long a maid remain. - - 10. Don’t have for motto--“Both best,”-- - But--“Choose one, look at the rest.” - - 11. ’Tis simply true, tho’ now you may laugh, - That you will worship a golden calf. - - 12. This year a lover will with pride, - Watch thee sporting in the tide. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 4. - -“THE FINISH.”--JEROME PARK.] - - * * * * * - -When a man dies suddenly “without the aid of a physician,” as an Irishman -once said, the coroner must be called in. If a man dies regularly after -being treated by a doctor, everybody knows why he died, and the coroner’s -inquest is not necessary. - -We have just received a sample copy of a new song, entitled “Put your -arms around me, dear.” Any lady who desires to try it, can do so by -calling at our office after business hours--we mean the song. - -“Union is not always strength,” as Sir Charles Napier said, when he saw -the purser mixing his rum and water. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 5. - -THEY MUST GO! - -Ask For ROUGH ON RATS - -Trade M’rk - -ASK DRUGGISTS FOR IT - -15 CTS PER BOX - -THEY MUST GO - -ROUGH ON RATS CLEARS OUT RATS MICE BED BUGS ETC. - -The thing desired found at last. Don’t die on the premises. Ask Druggists -for “ROUGH ON RATS.” It clears out Roaches, Bed-bugs, Rats, Mice, &c. 15 -and 25c. Boxes.] - - * * * * * - -LADIES, IT’S JUST LOVELY. - -Send 10 Cents to E. S. WELLS, Jersey City, N. J., and receive by return -mail a beautiful “ROUGH ON RATS” IRON HOLDER. It’s splendid. - -Also, 15 Cents for a New Chromo, in seven colors, 13 × 21 inches, elegant -for any room or office, entitled “HOUSEHOLD TROUBLES.” Best thing out. - -And 10 Cents for a set of large size SCRAP BOOK CARDS in colors; amusing, -instructive, beautiful. - -And 35 Cents for Song and Chorus of “ROUGH ON RATS.” This is immense. -Just out. Everybody crazy for it. - -And 5 Cents for “THE SEASIDE SIBYL; OR LEAVES OF DESTINY.” A fortune -teller in verse. Filled with comic illustrations. - -All together, 50 Cents. - - * * * * * - - 13. At Ocean Grove you’ll forsake worldly notions, - Drink nothing but tea and attend your devotions. - - 14. A heart and fortune you will gain, - In this summer’s grand campaign. - - 15. Before you go too far, - Be sure there’s not another side, - The brighter side to mar. - - 16. A life both long and wisely spent, - With children to your heart’s content. - - 17. Happy when single, but not content, - You’ll marry in haste and soon repent. - - 18. Lovers and books romantic-- - Music of the grand Atlantic-- - This year will make you nearly frantic. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 6. - -“THE ASCENT.”--CATSKILLS.] - - * * * * * - -They say when Bismarck greeted Grant, he smiled one of those fatherland -grins, held out his hand and exclaimed: “Vegates, sheneral? I vas -overcome mit gladness by myself to see you; sit mit yourself down. -Adolph, two beers, right away, quick, so helup you gracious!” - -It has cost $223,000,000 to look after the Indians during the past ten -years. The Indians may be poor, but so are several persons in New York -and other large cities. - -“What I’d like to know,” said a schoolboy, “Is how the mouths of rivers -can be so much larger than their heads.” The boy has evidently not yet -seen much of our congressmen. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 7. - -ALL this trouble might have been avoided by the use of one FIFTEEN CENT -BOX of “ROUGH ON RATS.” - -_Clears out Rats, Mice, Flies, Bed-Bugs, Ants, Roaches, Mosquitoes, &c._] - - The supper was laid on a table trim - When out comes, roaring, my young son, Jim, - “Oh! daddy, the rats! A dozen or two, - Are gobbling the supper, and baby too.” - My wife, with a scream, seized iron and broom, - I clutched a bottle, and made for the room. - Never was heard such a hullabaloo! - It woke up the cat, and terrier too. - The terrier thought we were hunting the cat, - Got a grip of her tail, as she went for the rat. - Jim, with his hatchet, tumbled over a pail, - And tried to hold terrier back by the tail. - I caught Jim by the wool, but rather too late-- - The table received such a bump from his pate - That teapot, plates, lamp, chairs, baby and all, - Were upset on the floor, ’mid crash and squall. - The people about shouted “Murder! Fire!” - And the Police rushed in the cause to inquire; - They’d listen to nothing we wanted to state, - But to the next station lugged me off straight. - Swore I was drunk--nearly murdered my wife, - And of my poor infant endangered the life, - Broke tables, chairs, and the crockery ware; - When the Justice said, “What a savage old bear,” - Not heeding a word my poor wife did swear. - Imprisoned and fined, I cursed my sad fate, - When lately I learned, but rather too late, - Instead of depending on traps, dogs or cats, - My only protection was “Rough on Rats.” - - * * * * * - - 19. The “Mighty Dollar” cannot buy - The love for which in vain you sigh. - - 20. Look in the glass and you will see - Your source of power and frailty. - - 21. A well known line you may transpose-- - “A thorn is always near a rose.” - - 22. You nobly strive to make it known - “’Tis bad for man to be alone.” - - 23. Before the present year is out, - Your wedding cards will be about. - - 24. Drifting away, day by day! - No one to say, “Stay! oh stay!” - - 25. A heartless flirt; you’ll penance do - For all the innocents you slew. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 8. - -“UPPER TEN.”--LONG BRANCH.] - - * * * * * - -A gentleman was examining an umbrella and commenting upon its fine -quality. “Yes,” said a person present, “he fancies everything he sees.” -“And,” added a third party, “is inclined to seize everything he fancies.” - -If there is anything in this world calculated to make a man forget that -he’s been to hear Moodey and Sankey on the previous evening, is to bounce -cheerily out of bed in the morning and light on the business end of a -tack. - -A New Jersey female institute contains thirty-four red-headed girls, and -the principal dispenses with gas and all other artificial light. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Facial Drawing Lessons. - -This man _believes_ in Patent Medicines, and has used “WELLS’ HEALTH -RENEWER” to advantage. - -Have you seen the Song and Chorus of “ROUGH ON RATS”? - -This man _don’t believe_ in Patent Medicines; rather go to his own -Doctor. Look at him!] - - * * * * * - - 26. To you, I’m afraid, it is useless to preach - About the temptations of Rockaway Beach. - - 27. Merry and free your revelry! - Soon tired you’ll be of devilry! - - 28. You’ll give up athletics; - And take to æsthetics. - - 29. On some fine day not very remote, - You’ll meet your match on a Rockaway boat. - - 30. Your head is hot, your heart is cold-- - I pity your lot when you grow old. - - 31. When you’re seized with fits æsthetic, - Take at once a strong emetic. - - 32. With throbbing heart and trembling hand - Soon at the altar you will stand. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 9. - -“CLAMS.”--ROCKAWAY.] - - * * * * * - -The Lady Habberton’s divided skirt for females is to be exhibited at -Kate Field’s co-operative dress association establishment in New York. -It won’t do. The only divided skirts in vogue are those worn by ballet -girls, which divide high, the upper quarter only being worn. - -A New York hotel proprietor, who thought of raising his rates, has wisely -concluded to retain his present prices--$5 and $5.50 a day. This will be -hailed with gratitude by clerks and others, who make only $8 or $10 a -week. - -The editor who said his mouth never uttered a lie, probably spoke through -his nose. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 10. - -You can’t tickle “ROUGH ON RATS” with a straw.] - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM - -25c., 50c. and $1.00 Bottles.] - -Great Triumph.--The universal success of WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM, -in Consumption, Coughs, Bronchitis, Asthma and Pulmonary diseases, is -attracting notice throughout the country. It is without question a -remarkable preparation, and has given abundant evidences of peculiar -efficacy in controlling Pulmonary diseases. Cures of severest forms of -long standing throat and lung affections reported every day. Relief is -immediate and certain. - -_Cures Catarrhal Throat Affections._ - -To be Permanently Esteemed, a medicine must possess virtues so marked -as to be plainly apparent. The good name attained by WELLS’ THROAT AND -LUNG BALSAM is evidence of worth. It has proved a thoroughly reliable, -trustworthy family cough cure. Can never be given amiss. The best -possible remedy in any and all affections of Throat, Chest and Lungs. -Even if every other means fail this gives relief. The only remedy of any -service in whooping cough; being always reliable and safe, is such as one -friend can take pleasure in recommending to another. - -E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J. - - * * * * * - - 33. You’ll count amongst your future joys - Six little girls, six little boys. - - 34. Before you sip, take firm grip - You’ll have no slip ’tween cup and lip. - - 35. Your pace, I fear, is rather fast-- - Your love’s by far too hot to last! - - 36. The greatest blessing you will find - That Love should be completely blind. - - 37. Inconstant as the fickle wind, - From day to day you’ll change your mind. - - 38. Newport is the grand resort. - For those, like you, intent on sport. - - 39. A blow on the pier--a plunge in the brine - Is all that’s required to make you divine. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 11. - -“THE SPRINGS.”--SARATOGA.] - - * * * * * - -“Pa, I guess our man Ralph is a good Christian.” “How so, my boy?” “Why, -Pa, I read in the Bible that the wicked shall not live out half his days, -and Ralph says he has lived out ever since he was a little boy.” - -“What is that dog barking at,” asked a fop, whose boots were more -polished than his ideas. “Why,” said a by-stander, “he sees another puppy -in your boots.” - -A popular writer, speaking of the ocean telegraph, wonders whether the -news transmitted through the salt water will be fresh. - -Spanish women are great S’noras. - - * * * * * - -FALSE MODESTY. - -Every one of ordinary intelligence knows that Kidney Disease, Affections -of the Bladder and Urinary Complaints, are as legitimate and common to -both sexes (all classes of society), as those involving any other portion -of the economy. Therefore, a remedy possessing unprecedented virtues -in treatment of these diseases should have a respectful hearing. If -afflicted, you will have reason to rejoice over the day you commenced the -use of PROF. CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA (see other pages). $1.00 per bottle, at -Druggists. Sent to any address on receipt of price, $1; 6 bottles, $5. - -BUCHU-PAIBA. - -PROF. CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA.--A quick, complete cure for all Urinary, -Kidney, Bladder and Genital Diseases, in male or female, as Paralysis, -Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, -Turbid Urine, Brick Dust and other Deposits, Stricture, Irritation, -Inflammation, Inaction, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Contagious -Diseases, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, -Ulcers, Tumors, Dropsy, Enlargement of Prostate, Bloody or Puss-Matter -discharges, &c. $1.00. - -CHAPIN’S INJECTION FLEUR is to be used with BUCHU-PAIBA in cases -of Impure or Diseased Discharges. Price (with Syringe), $1. His -“CONSTITUTION BITTER SYRUP,” drives all traces from the blood. Price, $1. - -Either Remedy to be had of druggists, or a bottle by express, to any -address, on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles of one kind, or assorted, $5.00. -ADDRESS, - -E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City, N. J. - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 12. A FINE HAND - -WELLS THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM - -BUCHU-PAIBA FOR KIDNEY TROUBLE - -_WELLS HEALTH RENEWER_ - -_WELLS MAY APPLE PILLS_ - -_ROUGH ON RATS_] - -A MISTAKE.--It is a mistake when medicines recommended for Kidney Bladder -and Urinary Complaints are all classed as remedies exclusively for -diseases of a questionable nature. Prof. Chapin’s Buchu-paiba, whilst it -is a specific for such diseases is the most remarkably successful remedy -extant, in complete, quick cure of _all forms_ of Kidney, Bladder and -Urinary Diseases; and, if afflicted, you make a _great mistake_ in not -trying it. $1, Druggists. Sent to any address on receipt of price, $1 per -bottle; six bottles $5, by express--can’t be sent by mail. - - * * * * * - - 40. Lovers come, and quickly go - When they find your heart like dough. - - 41. The slightest rebuff makes you ready to die, - So fatal the kick from a gay butterfly. - - 42. Like Wilde, and such æsthetic guys, - You ape an angel in disguise. - - 43. When weary of sands and the wild waves’ play - To the glorious White Mountains fly away. - - 44. So rich but sad; suppose you try - The Tonics of Adversity. - - 45. Ever dreaming--never doing, - You’ll gain nought by seaside wooing. - - 46. Unless you resolve more social to be - You must stop at home, like the Heathen Chinee. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 13. - -ASBURY PARK.--“AH!”] - - * * * * * - -What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is a -hollow cylinder, and the other is a silly Hollander. - -A man may forget his business, his family, and all the sacred obligations -of life, but he always remembers where he got that counterfeit bill. - -The furniture recently sold at the Astor House in New York, was rich with -historical reminiscences and insects. - -A Washington man who was treated to a “25-center,” slipped back to the -cigar store, the other day, and economically exchanged it for “three for -a quarter.” - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 14. - -OWNERS OF VESSELS, TENEMENT HOUSES, FARMERS, &c. Save Hundreds of Dollars -by Using “ROUGH ON RATS.” - -An entirely new discovery. Clears out (don’t die in the house) Rats, -Mice, Crows, Ants, Bed-bugs, Roaches, Musk-rats, Skunks, &c.] - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 15. - -WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS. - -10c. PACKAGES. - -25c. BOXES. - -MAY APPLE PLANT. - -(Sometimes called Mandrake or Podophyllum.) - -The extract from this plant is the chief ingredient in WELLS’ MAY APPLE -PILLS. These Pills contain no minerals; are harmless, operate easily, -yet effectively, having special tendency to the Liver and removal of -a bilious condition. If you try them you will never use any other. At -Druggists or by mail. - -E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY.] - - * * * * * - - 47. You will love and run away-- - And live to love another day. - - 48. You’ll have good cause to bless the day - Your eyes beheld the famed Cape May. - - 49. You shall have a busy Summer, - Flirting hard with each new comer. - - 50. Be merry now; no more you’ll laugh - When you have found your _bitter_-half. - - 51. Your sorrow may endure a night, - But joy will come with morning’s light. - - 52. The darling of your heart’s devotion - Is on the broad Atlantic Ocean. - - 53. Cheer up! cheer up! I plainly see - Bright golden days in store for thee. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 16. - -“FOR THE IRON PIER--DIRECT.”] - - * * * * * - -A paper watch, in good running order, has been exhibited by a Dresden -watch-maker. Made, we suppose, from promissory notes which had been -running on forever. - -“Every Little helps,” said old man Little, when he called his wife and -two daughters out to assist him split up a cord of hickory wood. - -In Alaska you can buy whisky for 14 cents a quart; and murder and -villainy are correspondingly cheap. - -“Belles” call a great many people to church. - -What’s in a name? D. Seaver drives a St. Louis milk wagon. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 17. - -ROUGH ON RATS! - -15c. per Box. Large Size, 25c. - -An Economical and Complete Fly, Insect, Bug, Roach, Ant _Bed-Bug_, _Rat_, -_Mouse_ AND MOSQUITO KILLER. - -A 15 cent box of “ROUGH ON RATS,” used as directed, will keep a house -free from flies and mosquitoes the entire season. - -SOLD BY DRUGGISTS.] - - * * * * * - -WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. - -_Greatest Remedy on Earth!_ - -CURES - - HEADACHE, - DYSPEPSIA, - NERVOUSNESS, - DECLINE, - - SOUR STOMACH, - AGUE, - NIGHT SWEATS, - MALARIA, - - JAUNDICE, - WIND ON STOMACH, - HEARTBURN, - FEMALE WEAKNESS, - - NERVOUS WEAKNESS, - DEBILITY, - LIVER COMPLAINT, - IMPOTENCE, - - INDIGESTION, - CONSTIPATION, - WEIGHT in STOMACH, - PILES, - - RESTLESSNESS, - SEXUAL DEBILITY, - FORGETFULNESS, - CHILLS, - - WEAKNESS OF THE GENERATIVE FUNCTIONS. - - * * * * * - - 54. You’ll go back, when the weather cools, - To taffy-pulling and singing schools. - - 55. Like the flow and ebb of tide - Your spirits rise and soon subside. - - 56. Bright visions rise, as this year falls, - Of concerts, theatres and balls. - - 57. At Saratoga’s famous springs - An era bright for you begins. - - 58. Sing when you’re sad - And soon you’ll feel glad. - - 59. When summer’s heat and sport are o’er - In Florida you’ll seek for more. - - 60. Avoid all that sin and cruel temptation - Which assail all young folk in the summer vacation. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 18. - -RURAL SPORTS.] - - * * * * * - -A Leeds paper says that a young widow in that city, who writes well, is -training herself for an editor. Who is the editor? - -Did you ever know a country town that hadn’t the best brass band in the -State? - -It is difficult to tell how much a fish will weigh by looking at the -scales. - -A statistician estimates that courtships average three tons of coal each. - -The easiest way to pay a gas bill is to burn kerosene. - -Lament of the sidewalk: “Everybody is down on me.” - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 19. - -Our Occupations Gone! “ROUGH ON RATS” did it.] - - * * * * * - - 61. You’re building castles in the air, - To end in grief and dark despair. - - 62. On Sea Girt beach entranced you’ll be - By charms more rare than scenery. - - 63. Sunflower, lily and daffodil - An empty purse will never fill. - - 64. Blue and white--your sole delight; - Yellow and black are put to flight. - - 65. You lack the courage to say “No,” - Hence all your troubles here below. - - 66. Lawn Tennis is the pastime sweet - Where a life partner you will meet. - - 67. Enjoy the sunshine while you may-- - Too soon the chance will pass away. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 20. - -“POLO.”--NEWPORT.] - - * * * * * - -A Texas Judge is credited with the following decision: “The fact is, -Jones, the jail is an old, rickety affair, as cold as an iron wedge. You -applied to this court for a release on bail, giving it as your opinion -that you would freeze to death there. The weather has not moderated, and -to keep you from freezing, I will direct the sheriff to hang you at four -o’clock this afternoon.” - -“Remember,” said a trading Quaker to his son, “in making thy way in the -world, a spoonful of oil will go further than a quart of vinegar.” - -The most effective way for a boy to learn a bee sees--by just putting his -finger into the hive. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 21. - -WELLS’ THROAT & LUNG BALSAM - -25c., 50c. and $1.00 Bottles. - -The success with which WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM has met proves it -the most remarkable medicine of the past or present. Its effects are -so evident and well attested that it is attracting attention from all -classes of society. It is without question the most reliable remedy for -troublesome coughs that has yet appeared. - -E. S. WELLS, PROPRIETOR, JERSEY CITY, N. J.] - - * * * * * - -WELLS’ MAY APPLE LIVER PILLS - -For Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia and Constipation. - -The Original and Genuine are only made by - -EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, Cor. Monticello & Harrison Aves. Jersey City. - -These are the ones you want. You do not have to take a handful to get the -effect. They act pleasantly, properly, no griping, no calomel, no injury -in any weather or climate. Reliable, healthful, a pleasant Family Pill, a -great improvement, equally good for children or adults. The best, purest -and safest, for Headache, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Fullness, Biliousness, -Liver Disease, &c. Purely, Strictly Vegetable, made from juices of fresh -herbs. - -THEY PURIFY THE BLOOD by removing inert and effete matter from the -system, and giving activity and health to the Liver and Stomach. - -CURE HEADACHE, Dullness and Depression, Want of Appetite, &c., by -relieving the overloaded Stomach and Bowels, and producing a healthy flow -of bile, stimulating the secretions and restoring the clogged up system -to healthful activity. - -IF YOU ARE BILIOUS, tongue coated, bad breath, head hot, dull or -aching, stomach heavy or sour, if bowels inactive and passages hard and -occasional looseness, if your sleep is broken (tossing about in bed), if -you get up unrefreshed, if your skin is sallow, eyes yellow, if heavy, -dull pains in back and limbs, if you are drowsy, indisposed to talk or -act, if any one or more of these symptoms, take a dose of WELLS’ MAY -APPLE PILLS, and follow it up with WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER, the greatest -tonic on the face of the globe. Pills, 25 cents. Renewer, $1.00. - -Of all the organs the Liver is most commonly out of sorts, and when it is -so everything else goes wrong. The Liver is the great regulator. - -The coppery taste in the mouth, the greasy feeling about the throat and -stomach, the sour stomach, the _bilious_ feeling in general, radically -relieved by these pills. Safe in any weather or climate, always -effective. They search every corner of Liver, Stomach and Bowels. If you -want a thorough Pill, use them. 25 cents per box. Then invigorate and -tone up the system with WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. $1.00 at Druggists. - - * * * * * - - 68. Avoid whate’er your spirit vexes-- - Despise “old women” of both sexes. - - 69. Smiles and tears--hopes and fears, - The rainbow hues of early years! - - 70. Sweet and bright as the month of May, - Your life shall seem a holiday. - - 71. You once extolled the “Age of Reason”-- - Your mind will change this very season. - - 72. You prized too much, as you’ll confess, - A life of single blessedness. - - 73. You’ll break the heartless law of fashion, - And own at last the tender passion. - - 74. Like Oscar, and his crew, - You are “too utterly too too.” - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 22. - -“A NIBBLE.”--GLEN ISLAND.] - - * * * * * - -The story is told of a New Bedford clergyman, now dead, who was asked by -an Irishman to marry him. “Why, Pat,” said the clergyman, “what have you -come to me for? Why don’t you go to the Catholic priest?” “I’ve been to -him, yer honor,” said Pat, “and he told me to go to the devil, and I’ve -come.” - -They are shipping apples from Grand Rapids to Rotterdam, Holland. They -pack them so that they won’t Rotterdam bit on the way. - -A Kentucky judge has decided that a man has no right to harness his wife -to a plow, no, not even with a mule. And yet women complain that they -have no rights. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: DRAWING LESSON NO. 23. - -MRS. HASH--“True! I did agree to board you for ten dollars a week, but I -didn’t know you were going to take ‘WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER’ before every -meal.” - -“Well, madame, if you will purchase a box of ‘ROUGH ON RATS’ and clear -out all the rats, mice, flies, mosquitoes, roaches and bedbugs I will pay -two dollars per week extra--but I can’t think, for a moment, of giving up -the ‘RENEWER.’”] - - * * * * * - - 75. Your sole recreation-- - To cause a sensation! - - 76. Your photo-book will change this year, - And former fav’rites disappear. - - 77. To keep single, you’ll contrive, - Up to prudent twenty-five. - - 78. Your destiny is hard to fix, - Bitter and sweet so freely mix. - - 79. Love requited--vows well plighted! - Hearts and hands for aye united! - - 80. This year a treasure you’ll discover-- - A brownstone house and brimstone lover. - - 81. The wedding bells soon merrily - Shall ring a chime to gladden thee. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 24. - -“OFF FOR A SAIL.”] - - * * * * * - -John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, shot, buried, married and -sentenced to the penitentiary for life, all in one week, recently, in -Omaha. This did not prevent his having his tooth pulled, and stopping his -paper on the following Monday, either. - -Indian corn in North Germany often assumes a place among the household -plants. It is regarded there as tropical. In our country it becomes -tropical only under the name of Bourbon, and then it warms a man up so -that he feels as if he were under the tropic of Capricorn. - -To do business a man must have dollars and sense. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 25.] - -BRAIN-NERVE. - -Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability of the -nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the body. The number -of those in the middle or higher classes of society who, without being -ever actually sick, never know what full, rejoicing health really is--who -live constantly in a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are -weak all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any one organ, -and who, though they may never experience piercing and grinding pain, -yet suffer at times, if not always, that profound exhaustion which in -many respects is far worse than pain--is very large, and is or has been -apparently increasing. - -For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably adapted -as WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. The evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands -who have and are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a -brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator. - -It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or a bottle sent -by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; 6 bottles $5.00. - -THE EXCESSES OF YOUTH - -Are drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, therefore, -should lose no time in availing themselves of the remarkable restorative -properties of WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER. It is specially designed for just -these cases and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and -vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and supply the drain -thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces a complete restoration to -full power, giving to the aged or early wrecked of either sex the vigor, -buoyancy and freshness of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists. - -NIGHT SWEATS are a sign of Weakness, Decline, Wasting, _Debility_ in some -form; may arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency to CONSUMPTION -or over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever the cause they are -dangerous, a sure sign of utter breaking down. - -WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER - -Will stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, often sooner, -and strengthen the entire organism against disease and premature decline. -The “RENEWER” is not a quack medicine, but an unequalled TONIC OF TRUE -MERIT. - - * * * * * - - 82. Sighing and dying and wretchedly trying - To look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying. - - 83. When you go out to sea to fish, - You’ll catch the very thing you wish. - - 84. To Asbury Park you will repair, - Where men may smoke and drink--the air. - - 85. You soon must solve the problem grave-- - “An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”? - - 86. If they are blest, whose quiver’s full, - Your lot shall be right joyful. - - 87. Some dress to live: but you, I guess, - Like many, only live to dress. - - 88. A sphere in life you will ensure, - Where men are true and women pure. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 26. - -THE “SEASIDE SIBYL” ON THE BEACH.] - -An Indianapolis cat got to playing with a small turtle the other day, and -was having a nice time tumbling it around, when suddenly the turtle’s -jaws closed on the cat’s tail. There was some very lively tumbling -then on the part of the cat, to an accompaniment of her own selection. -Two hours after she was seen examining that tail tenderly, evidently -wondering if the piece would grow out again. - -“What are the churches doing for humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. Funny -he does not know; they’re getting up fairs. - -Tailor measuring fat customer--“Would you hold the end, sir, while I go -around!” - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 27. - -LECTURE ON “ROUGH ON RATS.”--“This is what killed your poor father. -Shun it. Avoid anything containing it throughout your future useful(?) -careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”] - - * * * * * - - 89. Tennis, polo, bathing, boating-- - Picnic, music, flirting, doting-- - These your pastimes best worth noting! - - 90. When vanities bring weariness, - You’ll seek a rural wilderness-- - Meet penance for your wickedness! - - 91. Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk, - Contented you’ll be with this year’s work. - - 92. Your seaside dreams of love and money - Will end in country milk and honey. - - 93. How sweet to thee is love’s young dream - When gliding down the placid stream. - - 94. Dear captive feet are now set free - To skip and dance right merrily, - As winter stealeth o’er the sea. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 28. - -“THE BATH.”--OSPREY BEACH.] - -“There’s a letter in the candle,” is the title of a new song. It’s a -pretty production, but yet we can’t help thinking that if the letter -stays there long it’s going to get scorched so that no one can read it. - -Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told that right in the centre of the -hind hoofs of every live mule there is a little lump of gold, which can -be easily dug out with a penknife. - -There’s one pleasant thing about house cleaning. A man can straddle -himself out in the parlor for a day or two and spit on the floor without -spoiling a Brussels carpet. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 29.] - - * * * * * - - 95. You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year-- - It must be the Comet that made them so queer. - - 96. You’ll have in place of dance hall skips - Holy greetings from brethren’s lips-- - Prayer meetings: good fellowships. - - 97. The happy day is drawing nigh-- - To all your pains and cares good-bye! - - 98. The summer dies, and birds of prey - To city haunts now fly away. - - 99. You’re leaving now to meet no more - The only one you could adore. - - 100. To young and old I bid farewell, - And will next year their fortunes tell. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 30. - -“THE PLACE WHERE THE GOOD FOLKS GO.”--OCEAN GROVE.] - - * * * * * - -The time for a man to stand firmly by Job’s example is when he washes his -face with home-made soap and begins to paw around over the chairs with -his eyes shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is told that the towel -is in the drawer, but the keys are lost. - -A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has three well developed arms. She can -do up her hair without cramming her mouth full of hairpins. - -Nothing does a doctor so much good as to prescribe an ocean voyage for -a sick man who can’t raise enough money to pay his street car fare down -town. - - * * * * * - -IMPORTANT. - -LAWS OF HEALTH. - -_Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws of -Health._ - -COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time. - -KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours. - -EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no -highly spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no -mince pies; eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a -full meal on going to bed. - -THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use -“WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS.” - -USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment. - -KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool. - -DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer. - -AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity. - -GET ALL the out-door exercise possible. - -BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than -once a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you. - -CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal. - -BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or -vulgar companions. - -PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICE - -Should enclose $5.00 for special medicines. - -SPECIAL MEDICINES. - -If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, -special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, and sufficient -sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month. - -E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City. - -NO GOODS SENT C. O. D. - -Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered Letter or -Express. Write your name and address plainly. - - * * * * * - -(NEW STYLE LABEL ADOPTED FEB’Y, 1882.) - -WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER - -Greatest of all Remedies for Impotence, Debility, OR WASTING, LIVER AND -KIDNEY DISEASES. - -AN INCOMPARABLE BRAIN FOOD, Alterative and Tonic. - -SKINNY MEN. - -If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, Piles, Night Sweats, -Decline, Consumption, Palpitation, WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER will cure you. -If lacking flesh, vital, brain DYSPEPSIA or nerve force, use “WELLS’ -HEALTH RENEWER,” greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, Leanness, -Sexual Debility. Absolute cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness of the -Generative Functions. Clears Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The -great Reliable Tonic for General Debility or Special Weakness of any -function. - -WEAKNESS - -A complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, Faintness, Excesses, Advancing -Age, Ague, Chills, Female Weakness, &c. - -Price $1.00. - -E. S. WELLS, Chemist, Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor. - -OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. Jersey City, N. J. - -DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST. - -LABEL RECORDED. - - * * * * * - -DON’T PAY MORE.--Ten cents will buy a package “WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS”; -best anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, 25c. - - * * * * * - -[NEW STYLE LABEL.] - -CHAPIN’S TRADE MARK. - -BUCHU-PAIBA - -Kidney _and_ Urinary Cure - -BUCHU-PAIBA - -Catarrh _of the_ Bladder - -CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA.--A quick, complete cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, -Urinary, Kidney and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, Paralysis, -Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick -Dust, Gonorrhœa, Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, -Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, Inflammation, Whites, Impure -or Diseased Discharges, Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging Down, -Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c. - -Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, by express, prepaid, $1.25. - -CHAPIN’S INJECTION FLEUR is to be used with Buchu-paiba, in cases of -Impure or Diseased Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent by -express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express prepaid, on receipt of $2.25. - -E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A. - - * * * * * - -[Illustration: Drawing Lesson No. 31. - -ASK FOR ROUGH ON RATS - -15 CENT & 25 CENT BOXES.] - - * * * * * - -EVENING JOURNAL PRINT, JERSEY CITY, N. 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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: The Seaside Sibyl - Or Leaves of Destiny, a fortune teller in verse - -Author: Anonymous - -Release Date: January 21, 2017 [EBook #54037] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SEASIDE SIBYL *** - - - - -Produced by Chris Curnow and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was -produced from images generously made available by The -Internet Archive) - - - - - - -</pre> - - -<div class="page-no-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 1.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson1.jpg" alt="An illustration of the chaos of killing rats the old way (dogs) compared with the new way (Rough on Rats)" /> - -<p class="center">BEWARE OF FRAUDS.</p> - -<p>The original and only genuine “<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>” is manufactured -by and has the name of Ephraim S. Wells, Jersey City. N. J., on each -box. We employ no traveling Agents, nor Peddlers. “<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>” -is put up only in Boxes.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<img src="images/roughonrats.jpg" alt="Advert text: Small Sample, 15c or Mouse Size. POISON! The thing desired found at last! -SOMETHING RATS WILL EAT, ONCE eaten Death sure. Rats are smart but Rough on Rats beats them. It clears out a building in one application. -ROUGH on RATS. TRADE MARK. -Rough on Rats sure death to Rats, Mice, Flies, Vermin, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c. -Made by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, JERSEY CITY, N. J. -For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers in 15 and 25c. boxes. -LABEL REGISTERED. -Dwelling House Size, 25c. -POISON! The thing desired found at last! SOMETHING RATS WILL EAT. -Rats are smart but Rough on Rats beats them. Clears out a building in one application. -ROUGH on RATS. TRADE MARK. -SURE DEATH to RATS, MICE, FLIES, Vermin, Ants, Insects, Roaches, Water Bugs, Bed Bugs, &c. -Made only by EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, JERSEY CITY, N. J. -For sale by Druggists and Storekeepers in 15 & 25c. boxes. LABEL REGISTERED." /> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p> - -<p class="center">Price <span class="spacer">FIRST EDITION.</span> 5 Cents.</p> - -<div class="page-border-with-stuff-outside"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">THE<br /> -<br /> -<span class="larger">SEASIDE SIBYL;</span><br /> -<br /> -OR,<br /> -<br /> -<span class="larger">LEAVES OF DESTINY</span></p> - -<p class="center">A FORTUNE TELLER IN VERSE.</p> - -<p class="center">AMERICAN EDITION</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p class="center">COPYRIGHTED APRIL, 1882, BY E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center larger">THE SIBYL’S CURE.</p> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">For love—be you sure</div> -<div class="verse">There is but one cure.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Yourself, then, resign</div> -<div class="verse">To marry, or pine!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">This grave operation</div> -<div class="verse">Requires consultation.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">The Sugar and Spice</div> -<div class="verse">Will make the cure nice.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">The pain in the heart</div> -<div class="verse">Will quickly depart.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">I’d fain say the same</div> -<div class="verse">Of every pain</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">That ruffles the temper</div> -<div class="verse">Or maddens the brain;</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">That makes the eye dim</div> -<div class="verse">Or cripples a limb;</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">That mars all your beauty,</div> -<div class="verse">And pleasure and duty.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Why this should be so</div> -<div class="verse">Is a puzzle to know.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">If you take my advice,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll be well in a thrice.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Away with your lotions,</div> -<div class="verse">And villainous potions—</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">And, if you have sense,</div> -<div class="verse">Spend a very few pence</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">To make your ills fewer</div> -<div class="verse">With “Wells’ Health Renewer.”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center larger">LEAVES OF DESTINY.</p> - -<p class="center">DIRECTIONS FOR CONSULTING THE SIBYL:—Draw for a number -from slips numbered from 1 to 100, and see corresponding -number in Leaves of Destiny.</p> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">1.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll meet this year on Brighton Strand,</div> -<div class="verse">One destined for your heart and hand.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">2.</div> -<div class="verse">Choose one—if you are shrewd,</div> -<div class="verse">No safety lies in multitude.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">3.</div> -<div class="verse">Endless flirtation</div> -<div class="verse">Doth seem your vocation.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">4.</div> -<div class="verse">Bracing air and embracing arms,</div> -<div class="verse">Give Coney Island especial charms.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">5.</div> -<div class="verse">Young or Old? Love or Gold?</div> -<div class="verse">Hot or Cold? Given or Sold?</div> -<div class="verse">Toss odd or even—you’ll be told.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 2.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson2.jpg" alt="A baseball game" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Base Ball Season.</span></p> - -<p>A man in Chester county, Pa., has paid -$125 and costs of prosecution for thrashing -a lawyer in his office, but he says -the amusement was worth every cent of -it.</p> - -<p>A malicious story is afloat to the -effect that a Meriden girl went back on -her lover because he was so bow-legged -she could not sit on his lap.</p> - -<p>Emma Abbott carries a dagger on the -stage that is worth $16,500. This dagger -on the stage is exceeded only by the -lie off the stage.</p> - -<p>It is said that figures won’t lie; but the -figures of some women are very deceptive, -to say the least.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 3.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson3.jpg" alt="Advert for Wells’ Health Renewer" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Wells’ Health</span> Renewer</p> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Good for Ladies and Gentlemen.</span></p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">6.</div> -<div class="verse">Some natures change on change of name,</div> -<div class="verse">But like the rose you’ll be the same.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">7.</div> -<div class="verse">For music and balls,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll have nursery squalls.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">8.</div> -<div class="verse">The right one cometh from New York,</div> -<div class="verse">With heart and purse as light as cork.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">9.</div> -<div class="verse">Away with pride and cold disdain,</div> -<div class="verse">Or you’ll too long a maid remain.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">10.</div> -<div class="verse">Don’t have for motto—“Both best,”—</div> -<div class="verse">But—“Choose one, look at the rest.”</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">11.</div> -<div class="verse">’Tis simply true, tho’ now you may laugh,</div> -<div class="verse">That you will worship a golden calf.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">12.</div> -<div class="verse">This year a lover will with pride,</div> -<div class="verse">Watch thee sporting in the tide.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 4.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson4.jpg" alt="A horse race" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“The Finish.”—Jerome Park.</span></p> - -<p>When a man dies suddenly “without -the aid of a physician,” as an Irishman -once said, the coroner must be called in. -If a man dies regularly after being treated -by a doctor, everybody knows why he -died, and the coroner’s inquest is not -necessary.</p> - -<p>We have just received a sample copy of -a new song, entitled “Put your arms -around me, dear.” Any lady who desires -to try it, can do so by calling at our -office after business hours—we mean the -song.</p> - -<p>“Union is not always strength,” as Sir -Charles Napier said, when he saw the -purser mixing his rum and water.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 5.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson5.jpg" alt="Advert text: THEY MUST GO! Ask For ROUGH on RATS Trade M’rk -ASK DRUGGISTS FOR IT 15 CTS PER BOX THEY MUST GO ROUGH ON RATS CLEARS OUT RATS MICE -BED BUGS ETC." /> - -<p>The thing desired found at last. Don’t die on the -premises. Ask Druggists for “<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>.” It clears -out Roaches, Bed-bugs, Rats, Mice, &c. 15 and 25c. Boxes.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center larger"><span class="smcap">Ladies, It’s Just Lovely.</span></p> - -<p>Send 10 Cents to E. S. WELLS, Jersey City, -N. J., and receive by return mail a beautiful -<span class="smcap">“Rough on Rats” Iron Holder</span>. It’s splendid.</p> - -<p>Also, 15 Cents for a New Chromo, in seven -colors, 13 × 21 inches, elegant for any room -or office, entitled “<span class="smcap">Household Troubles</span>.” -Best thing out.</p> - -<p>And 10 Cents for a set of large size <span class="smcap">Scrap -Book Cards</span> in colors; amusing, instructive, -beautiful.</p> - -<p>And 35 Cents for Song and Chorus of -“<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>.” This is immense. Just -out. Everybody crazy for it.</p> - -<p>And 5 Cents for “<span class="smcap">The Seaside Sibyl; or -Leaves of Destiny</span>.” A fortune teller in -verse. Filled with comic illustrations.</p> - -<p>All together, 50 Cents.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">13.</div> -<div class="verse">At Ocean Grove you’ll forsake worldly notions,</div> -<div class="verse">Drink nothing but tea and attend your devotions.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">14.</div> -<div class="verse">A heart and fortune you will gain,</div> -<div class="verse">In this summer’s grand campaign.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">15.</div> -<div class="verse">Before you go too far,</div> -<div class="verse">Be sure there’s not another side,</div> -<div class="verse">The brighter side to mar.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">16.</div> -<div class="verse">A life both long and wisely spent,</div> -<div class="verse">With children to your heart’s content.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">17.</div> -<div class="verse">Happy when single, but not content,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll marry in haste and soon repent.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">18.</div> -<div class="verse">Lovers and books romantic—</div> -<div class="verse">Music of the grand Atlantic—</div> -<div class="verse">This year will make you nearly frantic.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 6.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson6.jpg" alt="Group of ladies and gentlement on a mountaintop" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“The Ascent.”—Catskills.</span></p> - -<p>They say when Bismarck greeted -Grant, he smiled one of those fatherland -grins, held out his hand and exclaimed: -“Vegates, sheneral? I vas overcome mit -gladness by myself to see you; sit mit -yourself down. Adolph, two beers, right -away, quick, so helup you gracious!”</p> - -<p>It has cost $223,000,000 to look after -the Indians during the past ten years. -The Indians may be poor, but so are -several persons in New York and other -large cities.</p> - -<p>“What I’d like to know,” said a schoolboy, -“Is how the mouths of rivers can be -so much larger than their heads.” The -boy has evidently not yet seen much of -our congressmen.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 7.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson7.jpg" alt="Another chaotic rat-hunt. Jim’s family, including the cat -and terrier, chase rats; the table and baby’s high-chair up-ended." /> - -<p class="center">ALL this trouble might have been avoided by the use -of one <span class="smcap">Fifteen Cent Box</span> of “<b>ROUGH ON RATS</b>.”</p> - -<p class="center"><i>Clears out Rats, Mice, Flies, Bed-Bugs, -Ants, Roaches, Mosquitoes, &c.</i></p> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">The supper was laid on a table trim</div> -<div class="verse">When out comes, roaring, my young son, Jim,</div> -<div class="verse">“Oh! daddy, the rats! A dozen or two,</div> -<div class="verse">Are gobbling the supper, and baby too.”</div> -<div class="verse">My wife, with a scream, seized iron and broom,</div> -<div class="verse">I clutched a bottle, and made for the room.</div> -<div class="verse">Never was heard such a hullabaloo!</div> -<div class="verse">It woke up the cat, and terrier too.</div> -<div class="verse">The terrier thought we were hunting the cat,</div> -<div class="verse">Got a grip of her tail, as she went for the rat.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Jim, with his hatchet, tumbled over a pail,</div> -<div class="verse">And tried to hold terrier back by the tail.</div> -<div class="verse">I caught Jim by the wool, but rather too late—</div> -<div class="verse">The table received such a bump from his pate</div> -<div class="verse">That teapot, plates, lamp, chairs, baby and all,</div> -<div class="verse">Were upset on the floor, ’mid crash and squall.</div> -<div class="verse">The people about shouted “Murder! Fire!”</div> -<div class="verse">And the Police rushed in the cause to inquire;</div> -<div class="verse">They’d listen to nothing we wanted to state,</div> -<div class="verse">But to the next station lugged me off straight.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="verse">Swore I was drunk—nearly murdered my wife,</div> -<div class="verse">And of my poor infant endangered the life,</div> -<div class="verse">Broke tables, chairs, and the crockery ware;</div> -<div class="verse">When the Justice said, “What a savage old bear,”</div> -<div class="verse">Not heeding a word my poor wife did swear.</div> -<div class="verse">Imprisoned and fined, I cursed my sad fate,</div> -<div class="verse">When lately I learned, but rather too late,</div> -<div class="verse">Instead of depending on traps, dogs or cats,</div> -<div class="verse">My only protection was “<b>Rough on Rats</b>.”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">19.</div> -<div class="verse">The “Mighty Dollar” cannot buy</div> -<div class="verse">The love for which in vain you sigh.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">20.</div> -<div class="verse">Look in the glass and you will see</div> -<div class="verse">Your source of power and frailty.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">21.</div> -<div class="verse">A well known line you may transpose—</div> -<div class="verse">“A thorn is always near a rose.”</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">22.</div> -<div class="verse">You nobly strive to make it known</div> -<div class="verse">“’Tis bad for man to be alone.”</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">23.</div> -<div class="verse">Before the present year is out,</div> -<div class="verse">Your wedding cards will be about.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">24.</div> -<div class="verse">Drifting away, day by day!</div> -<div class="verse">No one to say, “Stay! oh stay!”</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">25.</div> -<div class="verse">A heartless flirt; you’ll penance do</div> -<div class="verse">For all the innocents you slew.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 8.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson8.jpg" alt="Two well-dressed ladies with parasols, riding in a carriage" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“Upper Ten.”—Long Branch.</span></p> - -<p>A gentleman was examining an umbrella -and commenting upon its fine -quality. “Yes,” said a person present, -“he fancies everything he sees.” -“And,” added a third party, “is inclined -to seize everything he fancies.”</p> - -<p>If there is anything in this world -calculated to make a man forget that he’s -been to hear Moodey and Sankey on the -previous evening, is to bounce cheerily out -of bed in the morning and light on the -business end of a tack.</p> - -<p>A New Jersey female institute contains -thirty-four red-headed girls, and -the principal dispenses with gas and all -other artificial light.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Facial Drawing Lessons.</p> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<img src="images/face1.jpg" alt="A healthy-looking man" /> - -<p>This man <em>believes</em> in Patent Medicines, -and has used “<span class="smcap">Wells’ Health -Renewer</span>” to advantage.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<img src="images/face2.jpg" alt="A happy-looking man" /> - -<p>Have you seen the Song and Chorus of -“<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>”?</p> - -</div> - -<div class="thirdpage"> - -<img src="images/face3.jpg" alt="A scowling, glum-looking man" /> - -<p>This man <em>don’t believe</em> in Patent -Medicines; rather go to his own Doctor. -Look at him!</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">26.</div> -<div class="verse">To you, I’m afraid, it is useless to preach</div> -<div class="verse">About the temptations of Rockaway Beach.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">27.</div> -<div class="verse">Merry and free your revelry!</div> -<div class="verse">Soon tired you’ll be of devilry!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">28.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll give up athletics;</div> -<div class="verse">And take to æsthetics.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">29.</div> -<div class="verse">On some fine day not very remote,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll meet your match on a Rockaway boat.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">30.</div> -<div class="verse">Your head is hot, your heart is cold—</div> -<div class="verse">I pity your lot when you grow old.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">31.</div> -<div class="verse">When you’re seized with fits æsthetic,</div> -<div class="verse">Take at once a strong emetic.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">32.</div> -<div class="verse">With throbbing heart and trembling hand</div> -<div class="verse">Soon at the altar you will stand.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 9.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson9.jpg" alt="Four men at table, digging enthusiastically into their meal and gesturing to the waiter" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“Clams.”—Rockaway.</span></p> - -<p>The Lady Habberton’s divided skirt for -females is to be exhibited at Kate Field’s -co-operative dress association establishment -in New York. It won’t do. The -only divided skirts in vogue are those -worn by ballet girls, which divide high, -the upper quarter only being worn.</p> - -<p>A New York hotel proprietor, who -thought of raising his rates, has wisely -concluded to retain his present prices—$5 -and $5.50 a day. This will be hailed -with gratitude by clerks and others, -who make only $8 or $10 a week.</p> - -<p>The editor who said his mouth never -uttered a lie, probably spoke through -his nose.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 10.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson10.jpg" alt="A rat, baiting a chained-up dog by tickling its nose with a long piece of straw" /> - -<p class="center">You can’t tickle “<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>” with a straw.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<img src="images/balsam.jpg" alt="Advert text: WELLS’ THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM" /> - -<p class="center">25c., 50c. and $1.00 Bottles.</p> - -<p>Great Triumph.—The universal success of -<span class="smcap">Wells’ Throat and Lung Balsam</span>, in Consumption, -Coughs, Bronchitis, Asthma and Pulmonary -diseases, is attracting notice throughout -the country. It is without question a remarkable -preparation, and has given abundant evidences -of peculiar efficacy in controlling Pulmonary -diseases. Cures of severest forms of -long standing throat and lung affections reported -every day. Relief is immediate and certain.</p> - -<p class="center"><i>Cures Catarrhal Throat Affections.</i></p> - -<p><b>To be Permanently Esteemed</b>, a medicine -must possess virtues so marked as to be plainly -apparent. The good name attained by <span class="smcap">Wells’ -Throat and Lung Balsam</span> is evidence of worth. -It has proved a thoroughly reliable, trustworthy -family cough cure. Can never be given amiss. -The best possible remedy in any and all affections -of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Even if every -other means fail this gives relief. The only -remedy of any service in whooping cough; being -always reliable and safe, is such as one friend -can take pleasure in recommending to another.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY, N. J.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">33.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll count amongst your future joys</div> -<div class="verse">Six little girls, six little boys.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">34.</div> -<div class="verse">Before you sip, take firm grip</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll have no slip ’tween cup and lip.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">35.</div> -<div class="verse">Your pace, I fear, is rather fast—</div> -<div class="verse">Your love’s by far too hot to last!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">36.</div> -<div class="verse">The greatest blessing you will find</div> -<div class="verse">That Love should be completely blind.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">37.</div> -<div class="verse">Inconstant as the fickle wind,</div> -<div class="verse">From day to day you’ll change your mind.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">38.</div> -<div class="verse">Newport is the grand resort.</div> -<div class="verse">For those, like you, intent on sport.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">39.</div> -<div class="verse">A blow on the pier—a plunge in the brine</div> -<div class="verse">Is all that’s required to make you divine.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 11.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson11.jpg" alt="A lady and gentleman talking over a glass of spa water" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“The Springs.”—Saratoga.</span></p> - -<p>“Pa, I guess our man Ralph is a good -Christian.” “How so, my boy?” “Why, -Pa, I read in the Bible that the wicked -shall not live out half his days, and -Ralph says he has lived out ever since -he was a little boy.”</p> - -<p>“What is that dog barking at,” asked -a fop, whose boots were more polished -than his ideas. “Why,” said a by-stander, -“he sees another puppy in your -boots.”</p> - -<p>A popular writer, speaking of the -ocean telegraph, wonders whether the -news transmitted through the salt water -will be fresh.</p> - -<p>Spanish women are great S’noras.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center larger">FALSE MODESTY.</p> - -<p>Every one of ordinary intelligence knows -that Kidney Disease, Affections of the Bladder -and Urinary Complaints, are as legitimate and -common to both sexes (all classes of society), -as those involving any other portion of the -economy. Therefore, a remedy possessing -unprecedented virtues in treatment of these -diseases should have a respectful hearing. If -afflicted, you will have reason to rejoice over -the day you commenced the use of PROF. -CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA (see other pages). -$1.00 per bottle, at Druggists. Sent to any address -on receipt of price, $1; 6 bottles, $5.</p> - -<p class="center larger">BUCHU-PAIBA.</p> - -<p>PROF. CHAPIN’S BUCHU-PAIBA.—A -quick, complete cure for all Urinary, Kidney, -Bladder and Genital Diseases, in male or -female, as Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty -of holding or passing Urine, Gleet, Turbid -Urine, Brick Dust and other Deposits, -Stricture, Irritation, Inflammation, Inaction, -Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, Contagious -Diseases, Pains in the Back and -Thighs, Dragging Down, Dripping, Ulcers, -Tumors, Dropsy, Enlargement of Prostate, -Bloody or Puss-Matter discharges, &c. $1.00.</p> - -<p>CHAPIN’S INJECTION FLEUR is to be -used with BUCHU-PAIBA in cases of Impure -or Diseased Discharges. Price (with Syringe), -$1. His “CONSTITUTION BITTER SYRUP,” -drives all traces from the blood. Price, $1.</p> - -<p>Either Remedy to be had of druggists, or a -bottle by express, to any address, on receipt -of $1.00; 6 bottles of one kind, or assorted, -$5.00. <span class="smcap">Address</span>,</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City, N. J.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 12.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson12.jpg" alt="Hand holding playing cards -marked WELLS THROAT AND LUNG BALSAM, BUCHU-PAIBA FOR KIDNEY TROUBLE, WELLS -HEALTH RENEWER, WELLS MAY APPLE PILLS, ROUGH ON RATS. Advert text: A FINE HAND." /> - -</div> - -<p><b>A MISTAKE.</b>—It is a mistake when medicines recommended for Kidney Bladder and Urinary Complaints are all classed -as remedies exclusively for diseases of a questionable nature. Prof. Chapin’s Buchu-paiba, whilst it is a specific for such -diseases is the most remarkably successful remedy extant, in complete, quick cure of <em>all forms</em> of Kidney, Bladder and -Urinary Diseases; and, if afflicted, you make a <em>great mistake</em> in not trying it. $1, Druggists. Sent to any address on receipt -of price, $1 per bottle; six bottles $5, by express—can’t be sent by mail.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">40.</div> -<div class="verse">Lovers come, and quickly go</div> -<div class="verse">When they find your heart like dough.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">41.</div> -<div class="verse">The slightest rebuff makes you ready to die,</div> -<div class="verse">So fatal the kick from a gay butterfly.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">42.</div> -<div class="verse">Like Wilde, and such æsthetic guys,</div> -<div class="verse">You ape an angel in disguise.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">43.</div> -<div class="verse">When weary of sands and the wild waves’ play</div> -<div class="verse">To the glorious White Mountains fly away.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">44.</div> -<div class="verse">So rich but sad; suppose you try</div> -<div class="verse">The Tonics of Adversity.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">45.</div> -<div class="verse">Ever dreaming—never doing,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll gain nought by seaside wooing.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">46.</div> -<div class="verse">Unless you resolve more social to be</div> -<div class="verse">You must stop at home, like the Heathen Chinee.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 13.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson13.jpg" alt="Two couples enjoying the views in the park" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Asbury Park.—“Ah!”</span></p> - -<p>What is the difference between a tube -and a foolish Dutchman? One is a hollow -cylinder, and the other is a silly Hollander.</p> - -<p>A man may forget his business, his family, -and all the sacred obligations of life, -but he always remembers where he got -that counterfeit bill.</p> - -<p>The furniture recently sold at the Astor -House in New York, was rich with -historical reminiscences and insects.</p> - -<p>A Washington man who was treated to -a “25-center,” slipped back to the cigar -store, the other day, and economically -exchanged it for “three for a quarter.”</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 14.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson14a.jpg" alt="A ship" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Owners of Vessels, Tenement Houses</span>, -FARMERS, &c. -Save Hundreds of Dollars by Using<br /> -<span class="larger">“ROUGH ON RATS.”</span></p> - -<img src="images/lesson14b.jpg" alt="A barn full of sacks of grain. And rats." /> - -<p>An entirely new discovery. Clears out (don’t die in the -house) Rats, Mice, Crows, Ants, Bed-bugs, Roaches, Musk-rats, -Skunks, &c.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 15.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson15.jpg" alt="May apple plant, captioned WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS. 10c. PACKAGES. 25c. BOXES." /> - -<p class="center">MAY APPLE PLANT.</p> - -<p class="center">(Sometimes called Mandrake or Podophyllum.)</p> - -<p>The extract from this plant is the chief ingredient -in <b>WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS</b>. These Pills contain -no minerals; are harmless, operate easily, yet -effectively, having special tendency to the Liver and -removal of a bilious condition. If you try them you -will never use any other. At Druggists or by mail.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, JERSEY CITY.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">47.</div> -<div class="verse">You will love and run away—</div> -<div class="verse">And live to love another day.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">48.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll have good cause to bless the day</div> -<div class="verse">Your eyes beheld the famed Cape May.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">49.</div> -<div class="verse">You shall have a busy Summer,</div> -<div class="verse">Flirting hard with each new comer.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">50.</div> -<div class="verse">Be merry now; no more you’ll laugh</div> -<div class="verse">When you have found your <em>bitter</em>-half.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">51.</div> -<div class="verse">Your sorrow may endure a night,</div> -<div class="verse">But joy will come with morning’s light.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">52.</div> -<div class="verse">The darling of your heart’s devotion</div> -<div class="verse">Is on the broad Atlantic Ocean.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">53.</div> -<div class="verse">Cheer up! cheer up! I plainly see</div> -<div class="verse">Bright golden days in store for thee.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 16.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson16.jpg" alt="A paddle-steamer" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“For the Iron Pier—Direct.”</span></p> - -<p>A paper watch, in good running order, -has been exhibited by a Dresden watch-maker. -Made, we suppose, from promissory -notes which had been running on -forever.</p> - -<p>“Every Little helps,” said old man -Little, when he called his wife and two -daughters out to assist him split up a -cord of hickory wood.</p> - -<p>In Alaska you can buy whisky for 14 -cents a quart; and murder and villainy -are correspondingly cheap.</p> - -<p>“Belles” call a great many people to -church.</p> - -<p>What’s in a name? D. Seaver drives -a St. Louis milk wagon.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 17.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson17.jpg" alt="Advert text: ROUGH ON RATS! 15c. per Box. Large Size, 25c. -An Economical and Complete Fly, Insect, Bug, Roach, Ant Bed-Bug, Rat, Mouse -AND Mosquito KILLER. A 15 cent box of “ROUGH ON RATS,” used as directed, -will keep a house free from flies and mosquitoes the entire season. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS." /> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center larger">WELLS’<br /> -HEALTH<br /> -RENEWER.</p> - -<p class="center"><i>Greatest Remedy on Earth!</i></p> - -<p class="center">CURES</p> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<ul> -<li class="first">HEADACHE,</li> -<li class="sub1">DYSPEPSIA,</li> -<li class="sub2">NERVOUSNESS,</li> -<li class="sub3">DECLINE,</li> - -<li class="first">SOUR STOMACH,</li> -<li class="sub1">AGUE,</li> -<li class="sub2">NIGHT SWEATS,</li> -<li class="sub3">MALARIA,</li> - -<li class="first">JAUNDICE,</li> -<li class="sub1">WIND ON STOMACH,</li> -<li class="sub2">HEARTBURN,</li> -<li class="sub3">FEMALE WEAKNESS,</li> -</ul> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<ul> -<li class="first">NERVOUS WEAKNESS,</li> -<li class="sub1">DEBILITY,</li> -<li class="sub2">LIVER COMPLAINT,</li> -<li class="sub3">IMPOTENCE,</li> - -<li class="first">INDIGESTION,</li> -<li class="sub1">CONSTIPATION,</li> -<li class="sub2">WEIGHT in STOMACH,</li> -<li class="sub3">PILES,</li> - -<li class="first">RESTLESSNESS,</li> -<li class="sub1">SEXUAL DEBILITY,</li> -<li class="sub2">FORGETFULNESS,</li> -<li class="sub3">CHILLS,</li> -</ul> - -</div> - -<p class="center">WEAKNESS OF THE GENERATIVE FUNCTIONS.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">54.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll go back, when the weather cools,</div> -<div class="verse">To taffy-pulling and singing schools.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">55.</div> -<div class="verse">Like the flow and ebb of tide</div> -<div class="verse">Your spirits rise and soon subside.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">56.</div> -<div class="verse">Bright visions rise, as this year falls,</div> -<div class="verse">Of concerts, theatres and balls.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">57.</div> -<div class="verse">At Saratoga’s famous springs</div> -<div class="verse">An era bright for you begins.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">58.</div> -<div class="verse">Sing when you’re sad</div> -<div class="verse">And soon you’ll feel glad.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">59.</div> -<div class="verse">When summer’s heat and sport are o’er</div> -<div class="verse">In Florida you’ll seek for more.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">60.</div> -<div class="verse">Avoid all that sin and cruel temptation</div> -<div class="verse">Which assail all young folk in the summer vacation.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 18.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson18.jpg" alt="People dancing under a tree" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Rural Sports.</span></p> - -<p>A Leeds paper says that a young -widow in that city, who writes well, is -training herself for an editor. Who is the -editor?</p> - -<p>Did you ever know a country town -that hadn’t the best brass band in the -State?</p> - -<p>It is difficult to tell how much a fish -will weigh by looking at the scales.</p> - -<p>A statistician estimates that courtships -average three tons of coal each.</p> - -<p>The easiest way to pay a gas bill is to -burn kerosene.</p> - -<p>Lament of the sidewalk: “Everybody -is down on me.”</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 19.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson19.jpg" alt="Six cats looking, mournfully, at a tin of Rough on Rats" /> - -<p class="center">Our Occupations Gone! “<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>” did it.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">61.</div> -<div class="verse">You’re building castles in the air,</div> -<div class="verse">To end in grief and dark despair.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">62.</div> -<div class="verse">On Sea Girt beach entranced you’ll be</div> -<div class="verse">By charms more rare than scenery.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">63.</div> -<div class="verse">Sunflower, lily and daffodil</div> -<div class="verse">An empty purse will never fill.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">64.</div> -<div class="verse">Blue and white—your sole delight;</div> -<div class="verse">Yellow and black are put to flight.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">65.</div> -<div class="verse">You lack the courage to say “No,”</div> -<div class="verse">Hence all your troubles here below.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">66.</div> -<div class="verse">Lawn Tennis is the pastime sweet</div> -<div class="verse">Where a life partner you will meet.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">67.</div> -<div class="verse">Enjoy the sunshine while you may—</div> -<div class="verse">Too soon the chance will pass away.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 20.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson20.jpg" alt="A polo game" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“Polo.”—Newport.</span></p> - -<p>A Texas Judge is credited with the -following decision: “The fact is, Jones, -the jail is an old, rickety affair, as cold -as an iron wedge. You applied to this -court for a release on bail, giving it as -your opinion that you would freeze to -death there. The weather has not -moderated, and to keep you from freezing, -I will direct the sheriff to hang you -at four o’clock this afternoon.”</p> - -<p>“Remember,” said a trading Quaker -to his son, “in making thy way in the -world, a spoonful of oil will go further -than a quart of vinegar.”</p> - -<p>The most effective way for a boy to -learn a bee sees—by just putting his -finger into the hive.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 21.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson21.jpg" alt="Picture of lungs, captioned WELLS’ THROAT & LUNG BALSAM" /> - -<p class="center">25c., 50c. and $1.00 Bottles.</p> - -<p>The success with which <span class="smcap">Wells’ Throat and -Lung Balsam</span> has met proves it the most remarkable -medicine of the past or present. Its effects -are so evident and well attested that it is attracting -attention from all classes of society. It is -without question the most reliable remedy for -troublesome coughs that has yet appeared.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, PROPRIETOR, JERSEY CITY, N. J.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="figleft"> -<img src="images/mayapple.jpg" alt="Advert text: WELLS’ MAY APPLE LIVER PILLS For Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia and Constipation. The Original and Genuine are only made by -EPHRAIM S. WELLS, Chemist, Cor. Monticello & Harrison Aves. Jersey City." /> -</div> - -<p>These are the ones you want. -You do not have to take a handful -to get the effect. They act -pleasantly, properly, no griping, -no calomel, no injury in -any weather or climate. Reliable, -healthful, a pleasant -Family Pill, a great improvement, -equally good for children -or adults. The best, purest -and safest, for Headache, Indigestion, -Dyspepsia, Fullness, -Biliousness, Liver Disease, &c. -Purely, Strictly Vegetable, -made from juices of fresh herbs.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">They Purify the Blood</span> by -removing inert and effete -matter from the system, and -giving activity and health to -the Liver and Stomach.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Cure Headache</span>, Dullness -and Depression, Want of Appetite, -&c., by relieving the overloaded Stomach and Bowels, and producing -a healthy flow of bile, stimulating the secretions and restoring the -clogged up system to healthful activity.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">If You are Bilious</span>, tongue coated, bad breath, head hot, dull -or aching, stomach heavy or sour, if bowels inactive and passages hard -and occasional looseness, if your sleep is broken (tossing about in bed), -if you get up unrefreshed, if your skin is sallow, eyes yellow, if heavy, -dull pains in back and limbs, if you are drowsy, indisposed to talk or -act, if any one or more of these symptoms, take a dose of WELLS’ -MAY APPLE PILLS, and follow it up with WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER, -the greatest tonic on the face of the globe. Pills, 25 cents. -Renewer, $1.00.</p> - -<p>Of all the organs the Liver is most commonly out of sorts, and -when it is so everything else goes wrong. The Liver is the great -regulator.</p> - -<p>The coppery taste in the mouth, the greasy feeling about the -throat and stomach, the sour stomach, the <em>bilious</em> feeling in general, -radically relieved by these pills. Safe in any weather or climate, -always effective. They search every corner of Liver, Stomach and -Bowels. If you want a thorough Pill, use them. 25 cents per box. -Then invigorate and tone up the system with WELLS’ HEALTH -RENEWER. $1.00 at Druggists.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">68.</div> -<div class="verse">Avoid whate’er your spirit vexes—</div> -<div class="verse">Despise “old women” of both sexes.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">69.</div> -<div class="verse">Smiles and tears—hopes and fears,</div> -<div class="verse">The rainbow hues of early years!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">70.</div> -<div class="verse">Sweet and bright as the month of May,</div> -<div class="verse">Your life shall seem a holiday.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">71.</div> -<div class="verse">You once extolled the “Age of Reason”—</div> -<div class="verse">Your mind will change this very season.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">72.</div> -<div class="verse">You prized too much, as you’ll confess,</div> -<div class="verse">A life of single blessedness.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">73.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll break the heartless law of fashion,</div> -<div class="verse">And own at last the tender passion.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">74.</div> -<div class="verse">Like Oscar, and his crew,</div> -<div class="verse">You are “too utterly too too.”</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 22.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson22.jpg" alt="A lady and gentleman fishing from a punt" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“A Nibble.”—Glen Island.</span></p> - -<p>The story is told of a New Bedford -clergyman, now dead, who was asked by -an Irishman to marry him. “Why, Pat,” -said the clergyman, “what have you -come to me for? Why don’t you go to -the Catholic priest?” “I’ve been to -him, yer honor,” said Pat, “and he told -me to go to the devil, and I’ve come.”</p> - -<p>They are shipping apples from Grand -Rapids to Rotterdam, Holland. They -pack them so that they won’t Rotterdam -bit on the way.</p> - -<p>A Kentucky judge has decided that a -man has no right to harness his wife to a -plow, no, not even with a mule. And yet -women complain that they have no -rights.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Drawing Lesson -No. 23.</span></p> - -<img src="images/lesson23.jpg" alt="Mrs. Hash talking to her boarder (rats everywhere)" /> - -<p><span class="smcap">Mrs. Hash</span>—“True! I did agree to board you for ten dollars a week, but I didn’t know you were going to take ‘<span class="smcap">Wells’ Health -Renewer</span>’ before every meal.”</p> - -<p>“Well, madame, if you will purchase a box of ‘<span class="smcap">Rough on Rats</span>’ and clear out all the rats, mice, flies, mosquitoes, roaches and -bedbugs I will pay two dollars per week extra—but I can’t think, for a moment, of giving up the ‘<span class="smcap">Renewer</span>.’”</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">75.</div> -<div class="verse">Your sole recreation—</div> -<div class="verse">To cause a sensation!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">76.</div> -<div class="verse">Your photo-book will change this year,</div> -<div class="verse">And former fav’rites disappear.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">77.</div> -<div class="verse">To keep single, you’ll contrive,</div> -<div class="verse">Up to prudent twenty-five.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">78.</div> -<div class="verse">Your destiny is hard to fix,</div> -<div class="verse">Bitter and sweet so freely mix.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">79.</div> -<div class="verse">Love requited—vows well plighted!</div> -<div class="verse">Hearts and hands for aye united!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">80.</div> -<div class="verse">This year a treasure you’ll discover—</div> -<div class="verse">A brownstone house and brimstone lover.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">81.</div> -<div class="verse">The wedding bells soon merrily</div> -<div class="verse">Shall ring a chime to gladden thee.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 24.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson24.jpg" alt="Two men sailing a boat" /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“Off for a Sail.”</span></p> - -<p>John Smith was born, baptised, arrested, -shot, buried, married and sentenced to -the penitentiary for life, all in one week, -recently, in Omaha. This did not prevent -his having his tooth pulled, and -stopping his paper on the following -Monday, either.</p> - -<p>Indian corn in North Germany often -assumes a place among the household -plants. It is regarded there as tropical. -In our country it becomes tropical only -under the name of Bourbon, and then -it warms a man up so that he feels as -if he were under the tropic of Capricorn.</p> - -<p>To do business a man must have -dollars and sense.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 25.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson25.jpg" alt="Three pictures: a steam-engine; a fortified -tower of some sort; a dog by a cupboard." /> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center larger">BRAIN-NERVE.</p> - -<p>Nervousness is the sense of feebleness, or lack of stability -of the nervous system as distinguished from the rest of the -body. The number of those in the middle or higher classes -of society who, without being ever actually sick, never know -what full, rejoicing health really is—who live constantly in -a lower plane of being than is normal in man, who are weak -all over, though not specially and constantly weak in any -one organ, and who, though they may never experience -piercing and grinding pain, yet suffer at times, if not -always, that profound exhaustion which in many respects is -far worse than pain—is very large, and is or has been -apparently increasing.</p> - -<p>For this condition there is no remedy or treatment so admirably -adapted as <b>WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER</b>. The -evidence, daily adduced, from the thousands who have and -are using it, bear testimony to its remarkable powers as a -brain, nerve, vital and physical rejuvenator.</p> - -<p>It may be had through all druggists at $1.00 per bottle, or -a bottle sent by express to any address on receipt of $1.00; -6 bottles $5.00.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center larger">THE EXCESSES OF YOUTH</p> - -<p>Are drafts upon old age, payable with interest. The victims, -therefore, should lose no time in availing themselves of the -remarkable restorative properties of <b>WELLS’ HEALTH -RENEWER</b>. It is specially designed for just these cases -and for those older who are lacking in animal vitality and -vigor. It enables the system to recuperate rapidly and -supply the drain thereon. Don’t fail to try it. It produces -a complete restoration to full power, giving to the aged or -early wrecked of either sex the vigor, buoyancy and freshness -of youth. $1.00 bottle at druggists.</p> - -<p><span class="larger">NIGHT SWEATS</span> are a sign of Weakness, Decline, -Wasting, <em>Debility</em> in some form; may -arise from excesses, too much drinking, tendency to <b>CONSUMPTION</b> -or over-mental or physical exertion, &c. Whatever -the cause they are dangerous, a sure sign of utter -breaking down.</p> - -<p class="center"><b>WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER</b></p> - -<p>Will stop and break up night sweats in two to four days, -often sooner, and strengthen the entire organism against -disease and premature decline. The “<span class="smcap">Renewer</span>” is not a -quack medicine, but an unequalled <span class="smcap">Tonic of True Merit</span>.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">82.</div> -<div class="verse">Sighing and dying and wretchedly trying</div> -<div class="verse">To look jolly and pleased when you’d like to be crying.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">83.</div> -<div class="verse">When you go out to sea to fish,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll catch the very thing you wish.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">84.</div> -<div class="verse">To Asbury Park you will repair,</div> -<div class="verse">Where men may smoke and drink—the air.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">85.</div> -<div class="verse">You soon must solve the problem grave—</div> -<div class="verse">“An old one’s pet, or young one’s slave”?</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">86.</div> -<div class="verse">If they are blest, whose quiver’s full,</div> -<div class="verse">Your lot shall be right joyful.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">87.</div> -<div class="verse">Some dress to live: but you, I guess,</div> -<div class="verse">Like many, only live to dress.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">88.</div> -<div class="verse">A sphere in life you will ensure,</div> -<div class="verse">Where men are true and women pure.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 26.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson26.jpg" alt="On the beach. A lady reading from the Seaside Sibyl to her two male companions." /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">The “Seaside Sibyl” on the Beach.</span></p> - -<p>An Indianapolis cat got to playing with -a small turtle the other day, and was -having a nice time tumbling it around, -when suddenly the turtle’s jaws closed -on the cat’s tail. There was some very -lively tumbling then on the part of the cat, -to an accompaniment of her own selection. -Two hours after she was seen examining -that tail tenderly, evidently wondering -if the piece would grow out again.</p> - -<p>“What are the churches doing for -humanity?” asked Brother Talmage. -Funny he does not know; they’re getting -up fairs.</p> - -<p>Tailor measuring fat customer—“Would -you hold the end, sir, while I go -around!”</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 27.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson27.jpg" alt="A large rat, bespectacled, pointing to tins of Rough on Rats -and lecturing to a circle of diminishingly-sized rats." /> - -<p><span class="smcap">Lecture on “Rough on Rats.”</span>—“This is what killed your poor father. Shun it. Avoid anything containing it -throughout your future useful(?) careers. We older heads object to its especial ‘Rough’ ness.”</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">89.</div> -<div class="verse">Tennis, polo, bathing, boating—</div> -<div class="verse">Picnic, music, flirting, doting—</div> -<div class="verse">These your pastimes best worth noting!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">90.</div> -<div class="verse">When vanities bring weariness,</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll seek a rural wilderness—</div> -<div class="verse">Meet penance for your wickedness!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">91.</div> -<div class="verse">Unless you’re a Mormon, or Turk,</div> -<div class="verse">Contented you’ll be with this year’s work.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">92.</div> -<div class="verse">Your seaside dreams of love and money</div> -<div class="verse">Will end in country milk and honey.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">93.</div> -<div class="verse">How sweet to thee is love’s young dream</div> -<div class="verse">When gliding down the placid stream.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">94.</div> -<div class="verse">Dear captive feet are now set free</div> -<div class="verse">To skip and dance right merrily,</div> -<div class="verse">As winter stealeth o’er the sea.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 28.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson28.jpg" alt="Two people coming out of the sea. They’ve been paddling." /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“The Bath.”—Osprey Beach.</span></p> - -<p>“There’s a letter in the candle,” is -the title of a new song. It’s a pretty -production, but yet we can’t help thinking -that if the letter stays there long it’s -going to get scorched so that no one -can read it.</p> - -<p>Noisy little boys in Cincinnati are told -that right in the centre of the hind hoofs -of every live mule there is a little lump -of gold, which can be easily dug out -with a penknife.</p> - -<p>There’s one pleasant thing about house -cleaning. A man can straddle himself -out in the parlor for a day or two and -spit on the floor without spoiling a -Brussels carpet.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 29.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson29.jpg" alt="A boat, made out of a Buchu-Paiba bottle, flying flags for Rough on Rats and Wells’ Health Renewer. The crew are throwing lifebelts to people in the sea, and in the waves the words RESCUED FROM KIDNEY AND BLADDER AFFECTIONS appear." /> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<div class="poetry-container"> -<div class="poetry"> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">95.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll meet many cranks at the seaside this year—</div> -<div class="verse">It must be the Comet that made them so queer.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">96.</div> -<div class="verse">You’ll have in place of dance hall skips</div> -<div class="verse">Holy greetings from brethren’s lips—</div> -<div class="verse">Prayer meetings: good fellowships.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">97.</div> -<div class="verse">The happy day is drawing nigh—</div> -<div class="verse">To all your pains and cares good-bye!</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">98.</div> -<div class="verse">The summer dies, and birds of prey</div> -<div class="verse">To city haunts now fly away.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">99.</div> -<div class="verse">You’re leaving now to meet no more</div> -<div class="verse">The only one you could adore.</div> -</div> -<div class="stanza"> -<div class="number">100.</div> -<div class="verse">To young and old I bid farewell,</div> -<div class="verse">And will next year their fortunes tell.</div> -</div> -</div> -</div> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage smaller"> - -<p class="center">Drawing Lesson No. 30.</p> - -<img src="images/lesson30.jpg" alt="A bearded gentleman, under a tree, lecturing a group of seated ladies with parasols." /> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">“The Place Where the Good Folks -Go.”—Ocean Grove.</span></p> - -<p>The time for a man to stand firmly by -Job’s example is when he washes his -face with home-made soap and begins to -paw around over the chairs with his eyes -shut, inquiring for a towel, quick, and is -told that the towel is in the drawer, but -the keys are lost.</p> - -<p>A Mexican girl living at Tusceolo has -three well developed arms. She can do -up her hair without cramming her mouth -full of hairpins.</p> - -<p>Nothing does a doctor so much good as -to prescribe an ocean voyage for a sick -man who can’t raise enough money to -pay his street car fare down town.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p class="center larger">IMPORTANT.</p> - -<p class="center">LAWS OF HEALTH.</p> - -<p class="center"><i>Patients are expected to observe the following selections from Laws -of Health.</i></p> - -<p class="hanging">COMMIT no excesses of any kind at any time.</p> - -<p class="hanging">KEEP regular hours; get 8 to 9 hours’ sleep, or more, in 24 hours.</p> - -<p class="hanging">EAT regularly, sparingly, and only of easily digested food, using no highly -spiced dishes, pies, pickles, little or no pork, nor ham, and no mince pies; -eat slowly, and masticate food thoroughly, and never eat a full meal on -going to bed.</p> - -<p class="hanging">THE BOWELS should move at least once in 24 hours; to secure this, use -“<b>WELLS’ MAY APPLE PILLS</b>.”</p> - -<p class="hanging">USE NO TOBACCO whilst under treatment.</p> - -<p class="hanging">KEEP FEET dry, and warm, and head cool.</p> - -<p class="hanging">DRINK NO ALCOHOLIC LIQUORS, ale or beer.</p> - -<p class="hanging">AVOID EXCESSIVE sexual excitement, or irregularity.</p> - -<p class="hanging">GET ALL the out-door exercise possible.</p> - -<p class="hanging">BATHE the entire person, cleansing and rubbing well, surely not less than once -a week; use warm, hot, or cold water, as best agrees with you.</p> - -<p class="hanging">CLEANSE the mouth and teeth after each meal.</p> - -<p class="hanging">BE AS JOYFUL and mirthful as possible, but avoid low minded, lewd or -vulgar companions.</p> - -<hr /> - -<p class="center">PERSONS WRITING FOR ADVICE</p> - -<p class="center">Should enclose $5.00 for special medicines.</p> - -<hr /> - -<p class="center">SPECIAL MEDICINES.</p> - -<p>If necessary (as is sometimes the case) where disease is complicated, -special medicines will be prepared here at laboratory, -and sufficient sent, on receipt of $5.00, to last a month.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, 22 Summit Ave., Jersey City.</p> - -<hr /> - -<p class="center">NO GOODS SENT C. O. D.</p> - -<p>Money should be sent by Post Office Money Order, Registered -Letter or Express. Write your name and address plainly.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center smaller">(<span class="smcap">New Style Label Adopted Feb’y, 1882.</span>)</p> - -<p class="center larger">WELLS’ HEALTH -RENEWER</p> - -<p class="center">Greatest of all Remedies for -Impotence, Debility, -OR WASTING, -LIVER AND KIDNEY DISEASES.</p> - -<p class="center">AN INCOMPARABLE -BRAIN FOOD, -Alterative and Tonic.</p> - -<p class="center">SKINNY MEN.</p> - -<p>If it’s Liver Trouble, Constipation, Dyspepsia, -Piles, Night Sweats, Decline, Consumption, -Palpitation, <span class="smcap">Wells’ Health Renewer</span> -will cure you. If lacking flesh, vital, brain</p> - -<p class="center">DYSPEPSIA</p> - -<p class="noindent">or nerve force, use “<span class="smcap">Wells’ Health Renewer</span>,” -greatest remedy on earth for Impotence, -Leanness, Sexual Debility. Absolute -cure for Nervous Debility and Weakness -of the Generative Functions. Clears -Cloudy Urine, stops losses and escapes. The -great Reliable Tonic for General Debility -or Special Weakness of any function.</p> - -<p class="center">WEAKNESS</p> - -<p>A complete Rejuvenator for Exhaustion, -Faintness, Excesses, Advancing Age, Ague, -Chills, Female Weakness, &c.</p> - -<p class="center">Price $1.00.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, Chemist, -Sole Manufacturer & Proprietor.</p> - -<p class="center">OFFICE AND LABORATORY: Library Hall, 22 Summit Ave. -Jersey City, N. J.</p> - -<p class="center">DEPOT IN NEW YORK, 115 FULTON ST.</p> - -<p class="center">LABEL RECORDED.</p> - -<p><b>DON’T PAY MORE.</b>—Ten cents will buy a -package “<span class="smcap">Wells’ May Apple Pills</span>”; best -anti-bilious, cathartic, liver pills. Large packages, -25c.</p> - -</div> - -<div class="halfpage"> - -<p class="center smaller">[NEW STYLE LABEL.]</p> - -<p class="center">CHAPIN’S</p> - -<p class="center smaller">TRADE MARK.</p> - -<p class="center larger">BUCHU-PAIBA</p> - -<p class="center">Kidney <i>and</i> Urinary Cure</p> - -<p class="center larger">BUCHU-PAIBA</p> - -<p class="center">Catarrh <i>of the</i> Bladder</p> - -<img src="images/boat.jpg" alt="A sailing ship at sea" /> - -<p><span class="smcap">Chapin’s Buchu-Paiba.</span>—A quick, complete -cure for Catarrh of the Bladder, Urinary, Kidney -and Bladder Diseases, in male or female, -Paralysis, Diabetes, Gravel, Difficulty of holding -or passing Urine, Gleet, Brick Dust, Gonorrhœa, -Inaction, Turbid Urine, Milky and other deposits, -Stricture, Stinging, Smarting, Irritation, -Inflammation, Whites, Impure or Diseased Discharges, -Pains in the Back and Thighs, Dragging -Down, Dripping, Ulcers, Tumors, &c.</p> - -<p class="center">Price, $1.00 Per Bottle, -by express, prepaid, $1.25.</p> - -<p><span class="smcap">Chapin’s Injection Fleur</span> is to be used with -Buchu-paiba, in cases of Impure or Diseased -Discharges. With Syringe, $1, at druggists, sent -by express, prepaid, for $1.25. Both by express -prepaid, on receipt of $2.25.</p> - -<p class="center">E. S. WELLS, Prop’r, -Jersey City, New Jersey, U. S. A.</p> - -</div> - -<img src="images/ads.jpg" alt="A page of adverts for Wells’ products. Text as above." /> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a></span></p> - -<div class="page-no-border"> - -<div class="page"> - -<p>Drawing Lesson No. 31.</p> - -<p class="center larger"><span class="smaller">ASK FOR</span><br /> -<span class="smcap">ROUGH on RATS</span></p> - -<img src="images/lesson31.jpg" alt="Advert: Ask for Rough on Rats" /> - -<p class="center">15 CENT & 25 CENT BOXES.</p> - -</div> - -</div> - -<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Evening Journal Print, Jersey City, N. 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