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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: The Two Christmas Boxes - A Play for Girls - -Author: Elsie Duncan Yale - -Release Date: October 28, 2016 [EBook #53387] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE TWO CHRISTMAS BOXES *** - - - - -Produced by Emmy, MFR and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was -produced from images generously made available by The -Internet Archive) - - - - - - - -[Transcriber's Note: Bold text is surrounded by =equal signs= and italic -text is surrounded by _underscores_.] - - - - -The Two Christmas Boxes. - - BY - ELSIE DUNCAN YALE. - -[Illustration] - - PRICE 25 CENTS - - - Eldridge Entertainment House - Franklin, Ohio - - - - -TWO PLAYS FOR BOYS - -By SEYMOUR S. TIBBALS. - -Mr. Tibbals has been unusually successful in furnishing boys’ plays -that introduce characters true to life. While the plays are strong and -forceful in the lessons they teach, clean comedy predominates and the -boys like them. - - -“The Millionaire Janitor” - -A comedy in two acts. Here is a rollicking play for eight or more boys -with plenty of action. Just the thing for a Boys’ Class or Junior Y. -M. C. A. Easily staged and costumed. Opportunity for introduction of -musical numbers and recitations. By introducing such features the play -may be used for an entire evening’s entertainment. - - =Price 25 Cents= - - -“Up Caesar’s Creek” - -A splendid play for any number of boys. The characters are real boys -and the play deals with their experiences while camping up Caesar’s -Creek the performance closing with a minstrel show in camp. Costumes -and scenery are not elaborate and the play may be produced on any stage. - - =Price 25 Cents= - -These comedies are protected by copyright, but permission for amateur -production is granted with the purchase of the book. - - - ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE - Franklin, Ohio - - - - - THE TWO CHRISTMAS BOXES - - - A Play for Girls. - - - By ELSIE DUNCAN YALE - - - Copyright, 1915, Eldridge Entertainment House - - - PUBLISHED BY - ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE, - FRANKLIN, - OHIO - - - - -CHARACTERS - - - MRS. JENKINS President of the Ladies’ Aid - MRS. HODGES Member of the Ladies’ Aid - MRS. BANKS Member of the Ladies’ Aid - MRS. WINTER Member of the Ladies’ Aid - MISS LOOMIS Member of the Ladies’ Aid - MRS. DAVID BROWN Missionary in Montana - DOROTHY BROWN Daughter of Mrs. Brown - MILDRED BANKS Daughter of Mrs. Banks - MRS. WORTHINGTON Sister-in-law of Mrs. Banks - GLADYS Daughter of Mrs. Worthington - MARIE A Maid - -The members of the Aid Society wear plain, rather old-fashioned street -dresses, with the exception of Miss Loomis, whose dress should be so -old-fashioned as to be amusing. In the first scene Mrs. Banks wears a -plain house dress with white apron. Mrs. David Brown should be dressed -neatly but plainly, and Dorothy wears shirtwaist and skirt. Mrs. -Worthington should appear in an elaborate negligee, and Gladys in a -pretty house dress, while Marie wears black dress, white apron and cap. -Mildred wears sweater, cap and dark skirt. Beneath the sweater is worn -a middy blouse. - -The first and last scenes take place in Mrs. Banks’ sitting room. A -few chairs, a bookcase, pictures and table will be required, also two -wooden boxes, exactly alike. - -In the second scene a poorly furnished kitchen or living room is -represented. Plain wood chairs should be used, while a red cover should -be upon the table. Mrs. Brown should have a large mending basket beside -her. The Christmas box should be in the foreground. - -The third scene should represent the living room of an apartment, and -should be as handsomely furnished as possible. The Christmas box should -be at the side of the room, but before unpacking, should be drawn into -the foreground. - - - - -The Two Christmas Boxes. - - - - -SCENE I. - - -(_Mrs. Banks enters carrying large pile of clothing, which she deposits -upon a chair._) - -_Mrs. Banks._ Dear me, that was heavy! Now for the newspapers. - -(_Exit and returns with newspapers which she places on a table near the -pile of clothing._) - -_Mrs. B._ Now I have twine all ready and scissors, and everything but -the folks to do the work. It’s the same way in every church. A few are -willing to do all the work and the rest are all willing to have them. -There comes Martha Jenkins now! - -(_Hurriedly straightens sofa cushion, changes position of chairs, -smoothes hair._) - -(_Enter Mrs. Jenkins._) - -_Mrs. B._ (_effusively_). Well, Martha, I am glad to see you! I began -to think that not a soul was coming to help me pack the missionary box. -Take off your things! - -_Mrs. Jenkins._ Thank you. (_Removes hat, gloves and coat._) - -_Mrs. B._ What a pretty waist! Did you buy it ready made? - -_Mrs. J._ New! No indeed! I made that out of last year’s and the one -before that pieced together. John has read an article about how you can -make nice dresses out of stuff you have in the rag bag, so he says I’m -just as smart as the woman that wrote that article, and he wanted me to -try it. (_sits_). - -_Mrs. Banks._ Well, William did say something about that to me, so I -suppose he read the same article, so I said all right, but I’d have to -economize on him too. I’d cut off the tops of his socks for wristlets -for cold weather, and I’d make neckties out of Mildred’s hairbows for -him, and I’d try to make over his old frock coat into a sack coat to -wear to the store on week days, so that silenced him all right! - -_Mrs. Jenkins._ There’s really no reason for economy being an -exclusively feminine virtue. - -_Mrs. B._ (_Taking up several of the articles from the pile of -clothing_). These things look as if somebody had been economizing all -right. - -_Mrs. J._ (_placing newspaper carefully in the bottom of the box_). -Suppose we get busy now and pack the box. - -_Mrs. B._ (_doubtfully_). I don’t believe any of the others are coming. - -_Mrs. J._ Emmeline Miller told me she couldn’t come on account of -domestic affliction. - -_Mrs. B._ (_surprised_). How terrible! What was it? - -_Mrs. J._ Her husband’s mother and two aunts have come to spend a week, -and Emmeline said if that wasn’t domestic affliction she didn’t know -what was! - -_Mrs. B._ Well we can soon get the box packed. Here’s a nice overcoat! -(_Holds it up._) - -_Mrs. J._ Marcia Hill sent that. The sleeves are a bit raggedy and the -lining is torn quite badly but the missionary’s wife can fix it. They -say that’s one of the qualifications of a missionary’s wife to be able -to do anything. - -_Mrs. B._ I’ll fold it and wrap it and you can put it in the box. -(_folds coat, wraps in paper. Hands to Mrs. Jenkins who places it in -the box_). - -_Mrs. B._ I’m going to give this white shawl. (_Holds up shawl._) It -really ought to be cleaned or washed but I simply haven’t the time. You -know how busy everyone is just before Christmas. - -_Mrs. J._ O that can easily be cleaned in cornmeal or flour or -gasoline, I forget which, (_aside_). I should think she’d be ashamed to -send it! - -_Mrs. B._ (_wrapping shawl_). I know that the missionaries lead much -simpler lives than we do so of course they have more time. - -_Mrs. J._ Hand it to me and I’ll put it beside the overcoat. - -_Mrs. B._ Mrs. Hodges sent this dress of Clara’s. (_Holds up dress._) - -_Mrs. J._ It’s rather fadey looking but there’s a lot of wear in it yet. - -_Mrs. B._ There’s a guimpe that goes with it, but when I asked Clara -for it, she said her mother said the guimpe was too good to give away. - -_Mrs. J._ (_examining dress_). It isn’t a bad quality gingham and it -could easily be boiled out and used for a white dress. Wrap it up and -hand it over, (_aside_). If she is going to hold a farewell service -over every last thing that goes in the box, we’ll never get it packed. - -_Mrs. B._ Here’s Emmeline Miller’s red dress! (_holding up shabby -dress._) - -_Mrs. J._ (_surprised_). O that dress! I don’t see how she ever brought -herself to part with it for she has worn it years and years! - -_Mrs. B._ The material isn’t so bad and it can be scoured, and scrubbed -and pressed and mended and it will look quite respectable. (_Wraps -dress and hands to Mrs. J._) I’m going to give this suit of Albert’s. -Albert simply insists that he will not wear it another day, and so I -thought it would do very well for the missionary’s son. (_Holds up -patched and worn suit._) - -_Mrs. J._ Well, I’m sure the missionary’s son will be very thankful to -get it. (_Places suit in box._) - -_Mrs. B._ I’m going to give these ties too. (_holds up gaudy ties_). -Two or three of them are new but Albert is so fussy he won’t wear them. -I’m afraid I’ve brought him up to be too particular. - -_Mrs. J._ I’m afraid you have, Louisa. - -_Mrs. B._ (_indignantly_). I don’t know as he is any more fussy than -anybody else’s boy. I like to see a boy particular about what he wears. -(_Folds ties and wraps them._) - -_Mrs. J._ (_apologetically_). Well, don’t get mad, Louisa. I was just -agreeing with you. (_aside_). Isn’t she a tinder-box when anybody -mentions her boy! - -_Mrs. B._ Here’s a cape from Mrs. Winter. It’s warm, but you can’t say -much else about it. - -_Mrs. J._ Why it will be just the thing for those cold Montana winters. -I think the missionary’s wife will be glad to get it. - -_Mrs. B._ (_examining cape_). You see its some moth-eaten and I was -scared for fear it would get moths in my house. I never have them. - -_Mrs. J._ Well wrap it up quick, and I’ll tuck it in here beside the -other things. Why we are getting quite a box full. (_Places package in -box._) - -_Mrs. B._ I thought I would contribute this red wrapper. It’s warm, -even though it isn’t so good looking. (_Holds up shabby wrapper._) - -_Mrs. J._ I’m sure that will be very useful. But what’s that? - -_Mrs. B._ Miss Loomis has actually contributed her hat. Isn’t it awful? - -_Mrs. J._ (_hesitating_). Really Louisa, we can’t send that! It’s -terrible! - -_Mrs. B._ Miss Loomis would never forgive me if I didn’t. I’d like to -put it in the ash barrel though. (_Holds up hat._) - -_Mrs. J._ Let’s see it! (_examines hat_). Well, I suppose if it were -steamed and pressed and dyed and other trimming put on, it wouldn’t be -so bad. We’ll have to put it in for a finishing touch. - -_Mrs. B._ (_handing hat to her_). I am certainly thankful that I will -not see that hat in front of me in church any more. Here’s some more -newspapers, Martha, to stuff in at the top. - -_Mrs. J._ (_completes task by packing top of box firmly with papers._) - -_Mrs. J._ Now thank goodness, that’s done. Dear me, it’s five o’clock -and I must hurry home. I had no idea it was so late. - -_Mrs. B._ (_hospitably_). Can’t you stay and have supper with us? - -_Mrs. J._ (_rising and pinning on her hat_). O no, thank you just the -same. - -_Mrs. B._ (_helping her on with coat_). Well thank you very much for -coming. I’m glad that _one_ member of the society was conscientious -enough to help. - -_Mrs. J._ (_drawing on gloves_). O I never shirk my duty. Good-bye -Louisa. Come and see me real soon. - -_Mrs. B._ You come and see me. Thank you ever so much for helping me. - -_Mrs. J._ Good-bye. - -_Mrs. B._ Good-bye, Martha. - -_Mrs. B._ (_picking up papers and rearranging room_). I suppose Martha -thought it would have been absolutely impossible for me to have packed -that box by myself. Well, thank goodness it’s done, and Amelia’s box is -done, and I’m about done, too. (_Seats herself wearily._) - -(_Enter Mildred, swinging skates in one hand._) - -_Mildred._ Well, mother, you look about fagged out. (_goes over to her -mother, and smoothes her forehead_). Is the rummage sale over? - -_Mrs. B._ Rummage sale? We were packing the missionary box. - -_Mildred._ (_smiling_). I hope the gifts will be appreciated. I wish I -were to get Miss Loomis’ hat, and Mrs. Hodges’ dress, and a few other -adornments. - -_Mrs. B._ (_irritably_). Mildred, I am really too tired to stand any -nonsense. I have your Aunt Amelia’s box all ready, and I’ve worried -over that, for I know whatever I send will be criticised. - -_Mildred._ (_continuing to smooth her mother’s hair_). Well, I don’t -see how they could possibly find fault with those presents. Dad is -always so liberal about that box, but I know Aunt Amelia always finds -faults with every last thing we send. I should think though she would -be pleased with the waist I embroidered for her, and those lovely -handkerchiefs. - -_Mrs. B._ She won’t though. - -_Mildred._ It was the limit though for Dad to go shopping on his own -account and buy Gladys a dress pattern that I’d have given my eyes for, -and fur gloves for Uncle and a fur cap for Joe, and an embroidered -dress pattern for Aunt Amelia too. The saleswoman coaxed him into -getting those embroidered dress patterns, all right. - -_Mrs. B._ (_irritably_). O your father always has some foolishness -about Amelia loving him because he is her youngest brother. But the -box is packed anyway, and the expressman is to call in the morning the -first thing. I’ve just got to nail the cover on both boxes and mark -them. - -_Mildred._ (_eagerly_). O let me do that mother. I’ve been gallivanting -with the girls out skating while you’ve been working, and I feel -ashamed of myself. Let me do that little bit. (_coaxingly_). - -_Mrs. B._ (_gratefully_). Thank you, dear. I am tired and my head -aches, so I’ll go rest awhile if you will finish up. Thank you ever so -much, (_rises_). Be careful you don’t spill ink. - -_Mildred._ (_reassuringly_). O I’ll be careful all right. You go rest. - -(_Exit Mrs. Banks._) - -_Mildred._ (_cheerfully_). Now for the amateur carpentry! Who says -a girl can’t drive a nail? (_Hums a tune as she nails the lid upon -first box._) There, Mrs. Missionary! Your valuable donations are -safe. Let us hope that they may not be injured in transit! Now Aunt -Amelia, here’s something to complain about! (_takes up cards_). O poor -mother! She’s forgotten to put the cards on the presents. Well, I -can’t unpack the box again, and I’m not going to worry her by telling -her that she forgot them. Uncle William will know that the sash and -embroidered dresses aren’t for him. (_nails box_). Now for the marking. -Let’s see how artistic I can be! Mrs. William Worthington, Morningside -Apartments, 524 W. 118th Street, New York. (_suddenly_). O I wonder if -that was the right box? (_hesitates_). O I’m sure it was, I couldn’t -make a mistake about anything like that! Now for the other! (_repeats -as she marks_). Mrs. David Brown, Silver Creek, Montana. Now ladies, -for what you are about to receive may you both be truly thankful! - - -CURTAIN. - - - - -SCENE II. - - -(_Dorothy dusts room, while Mrs. Brown is seated at table mending._) - -_Dorothy._ (_mournfully_). Well, mother, it don’t look much like -Christmas with father and Rob away. I suppose you are going to -celebrate by mending, so I’ll get out that old blue waist and see if I -can patch it up to look more respectable. (_Searches in mending basket -and brings out waist ... Holds it up to view._) It’s pretty hopeless -though! (_satirically_). What a merry lively Christmas it will be! - -_Mrs. B._ (_cheerfully_). Things might be lots and lots worse, -daughter. Since your father had to be away, I’m glad that Rob could -keep him company, and we’ll have a postponed Christmas when they come -back. Thread this needle for me, please. Your eyes are better than -mine. (_Dorothy threads needle._) - -_Dorothy._ (_handing needle to her mother_). A postponed Christmas is -as cheerful as a warmed over pancake! But let’s open the box instead of -waiting for father. He won’t care. - -_Mrs. B._ (_hesitatingly_). I had planned to wait till he came back -but there may be something perishable in the box. - -_Dorothy._ Perishable! Everything perished long before it reached us! -Wait till I get the hammer and chisel to open it. - -(_Exit Dorothy._) - -_Mrs. B._ (_sadly_). Poor Dorothy! How I would love to have pretty, -dainty clothes for her and how she would enjoy them. - -(_Enter Dorothy with child’s shabby hat on head._) - -_Dorothy._ (_smiling_). This is the hat that was sent last year, so do -you wonder I am pessimistic about this year’s box? (_Tosses hat into -corner_). Well, now for the opening, and I’ll be hopeful anyway. - -_Mrs. B._ Look out for your fingers! - -_Dorothy._ (_cheerfully_). O I’m a fine amateur carpenter! This lid was -nailed on to stay, though! (_Removes lid from box._) - -_Dorothy._ (_surprised_). Well, I never! Mother, mother, put down that -old mending and look here! (_Takes mending from her mother._) Did you -ever see such a lovely box! - -_Mrs. B._ (_also surprised_). What a beautiful box! Is it really meant -for us? - -_Dorothy._ Here’s the label all right. Mrs. David Brown, and that’s -you! Just see the holly! Isn’t it Christmas-y? (_Places sprig of holly -in her hair._) - -_Mrs. B._ (_hesitating_). Hadn’t we better wait till your father and -Rob come? - -_Dorothy._ (_reproachfully_). Wait? O mother what outrageous cruelty! -Why my fingers just itch to open those packages. There don’t seem to be -any labels, but we can guess at them. You take the first. - -_Mrs. B._ (_takes parcel, unwraps and displays white embroidered -waist_). Isn’t that exquisite? - -_Dorothy._ (_enthusiastically_). Why, mother, you’ll look as pretty as -a picture in it. Stand up and let’s see how it looks on you. (_Holds up -waist upon her mother._) - -_Dorothy._ Mother, you just look sweet. And now for my turn. (_Takes -parcels, unwraps, and holds up dress with flowered sash._) - -_Dorothy._ (_excited_). Why mother I never had any thing like this in -my life! It’s the first thing that I’ve ever owned that didn’t look -as if some one had worn it till they were sick of it, first. I wish I -could see it in the glass. Who’s our fairy godmother? - -_Mrs. B._ Why the Ladies’ Aid Society of the Meadowbrooke Church. Don’t -you remember that they wrote, saying that they were sending a box? - -_Dorothy._ Well, this is surely some box! Now mother, it’s your turn! - -_Mrs. B._ (_unwraps sweater_). This must be for Rob! How pleased he -will be! I’ll wrap it up again. - -_Dorothy._ That may be Rob’s but I know I’m going to borrow it -sometimes! (_Tries on sweater._) - -_Mrs. B._ Now it’s your turn to take a package. - -_Dorothy._ It’s just like Aladdin’s lamp. (_takes package_). Now I -wonder what this is? (_Opens box_). O mother what lovely neckwear! It’s -almost too dainty to touch. That pale blue will look so pretty with -your waist. Did I ever see such a box! - -_Mrs. B._ (_taking parcel_). I guess I am as excited as you are about -it, Dorothy. (_Opens package_). This scarf must be for your father, and -see, here are gloves to go with it. - -_Dorothy._ Then I am going to throw away those gloves which you have -mended and mended till they are nothing but mends. (_Takes gloves from -mending basket and throws them in waste basket._) - -_Mrs. B._ (_reprovingly_). It doesn’t take you long to learn to be -extravagant! - -_Dorothy._ (_taking large package from box_). I wonder what’s in this -big one. The best way to find out is to open it. (_Opens package -and holds up eiderdown robe._) O mother, won’t this be nice for you, -so warm and comfy! You must try it on right away! (_Slips robe over -mother’s shoulders._) - -_Mrs. B._ I’ll enjoy this I know! Now for my turn. (_Opens box of -handkerchiefs._) How dainty and pretty! We’ll divide these, but you -mustn’t lose one! - -_Dorothy._ My turn for the fairy gift box. (_Opens parcel._) A fur cap -for Father! _Won’t_ he be pleased! (_Tries cap on._) This looks nicely -on me, but I mustn’t be selfish! - -_Mrs. B._ I should hope not, with all the lovely gifts, that you -have! (_Takes prettily decorated package._) Candy! Well, this is for -everybody! I’ll just keep it till father and Rob come back. - -_Dorothy._ (_reaching for it_). Perishable goods! - -_Mrs. B._ (_firmly_). I know it will be perishable if I put it where -you can get it! - -_Dorothy._ (_resigned_). Well, I’ll be patient and wait. Now I’ll put -back father’s and Rob’s presents, and then I’ll take some of this holly -and decorate with it. Dear me! We won’t recognize ourselves! - -_Mrs. B._ (_earnestly_). I am going to write at once to the -Meadowbrooke ladies, and tell them what a beautiful Christmas they have -made for us. - -_Dorothy._ I take back all I said about a blue Christmas, and while you -write _I’m_ going to try on my new clothes. - - -CURTAIN. - - - - -SCENE III. - - -(_Gladys stands on a chair endeavoring to festoon a rope of evergreen -over the doorway or window frame._) - -_Gladys._ Well, somebody has to get up enough energy for a little bit -of Christmas decorating, with father and Joe both away. Maybe I’ll get -a tumble, but it will be in a good cause. - -(_Enter Marie, with tray._) - -_Gladys._ O Marie put your tray down and help me fix up this place so -it will look more like Christmas and less like an apartment. - -_Marie._ (_politely_). Yes, Miss Gladys, (_aside_). It is a pleasure -to see some cheerfulness. The madame! (_imitating_). Marie, the coffee -is weak, the rolls are cold, the grapefruit is impossible! (_sets down -tray_). - -_Gladys._ You hang a wreath in the window, and I’ll fix this rope of -green over the door. (_Marie and Gladys arrange greens._) - -_Gladys._ Now that is something like. - -_Marie._ Miss Gladys, I will remove the tray, for madam would -disapprove of it remaining here. - -_Gladys._ (_stepping down from chair_). Yes, and I might put my foot in -her blue and gold coffee cup, and she would disapprove still more. - -(_Exit Marie with tray._) - -(_Enter Mrs. Worthington._) - -_Mrs. W._ (_languidly_). Good morning, Gladys. - -_Gladys._ (_cheerfully_). Good morning, mother. Just in time to open -Aunt Louisa’s Christmas box. - -(_Mrs. W. seats herself and takes up bottle of smelling salts._) - -_Mrs. W._ (_listlessly_). I really am not interested especially in your -Aunt Louisa’s box. It is past my comprehension why when she is a woman -of such plain, not to say plebeian taste, she and your uncle should -enjoy a comfortable income, when we are obliged to strive so hard to -keep up the appearance which our social position demands. - -_Gladys._ (_calling_). Marie! Bring a screwdriver or a nail file or -something and we’ll open the box. Well, mother, maybe Aunt Louisa -economizes more than we do, but my definition is that economy is -spending your money in such a manner that you don’t get any pleasure -out of it. - -(_Enter Marie._) - -_Gladys._ Thank you, Marie. Now let’s open the box. (_Both try to pry -up lid, and finally are successful._) - -_Gladys._ Now mother, brace up, there’s a nice lady, and take some -interest in your pretty gifts. - -_Mrs. W._ (_carelessly_). Gladys, I have told you I am too nervous to -take an interest in anything today. (_changing tone_). How shocking! -Why your aunt has stuffed the box with newspapers! Newspapers for -packing Christmas gifts! What execrable ignorance! Marie, take them out -quickly! - -_Marie._ (_respectfully_). Yes madam. (_aside_). Madam is not too -nervous to take an interest now. - -(_Exit Marie._) - -_Gladys._ (_smiling_). O that’s a novelty mother. Holly seals and red -ribbon are monotonous. - -_Gladys._ (_taking out parcel, and unwrapping it_). O how charming, -mother! Here is a hat for me to wear on Fifth Avenue! I’ll try it on! - -_Mrs. W._ (_paralyzed with indignation_). O what can your aunt Louisa -be thinking of! To insult me in this manner! That hat! How atrocious! -Marie take it out of my sight! - -_Marie._ (_respectfully_). Yes madam. (_aside, holding up hat to -audience_). A charming token from the beloved relatives! - -(_Exit Marie._) - -_Mrs. W._ (_gasping_). Gladys! My smelling salts! It is -incomprehensible! What will your father say! - -_Gladys._ (_laughing_). He will say that it is exclusive and that you -won’t find another in New York like it. (_unwraps parcel, and takes out -moth-eaten cape_). This is an evening wrap, which you can wear to the -opera to-morrow evening. (_examining cape_). It looks as if the moth -family and their relatives had been having an informal supper on this -stylish garment. - -_Mrs. W._ Gladys how can you laugh? I shall not recover from this shock -for a year! - -(_Enter Marie._) - -_Mrs. W._ Marie, take that thing and tell the ashman to give it to his -poor relations! - -_Marie._ (_respectfully_). Yes madam! (_aside_). Such a charming wrap, -I almost fear to touch it! (_carries it gingerly_). - -(_Exit Marie._) - -_Gladys._ My dear brother is not forgotten I am glad to see! These ties -will cultivate a love of beauty. - -_Mrs. W._ And my poor boy must be insulted too! Terrible, terrible! -(_uses smelling salts_). - -(_Enter Marie._) - -_Mrs. W._ Marie give these ties to your cousin, the policeman that -comes to call. He can wear them when he is off duty. - -_Marie._ Thank you for your kindness, Madam. (_aside_). Alphonse wear -ties like these? Never! - -_Gladys._ (_satirically_). Aunt Louisa remembers that you are an -invalid, and has sent this negligee (_hands shabby eiderdown robe to -her mother_). - -_Mrs. W._ (_in agitation_). Gladys, how you can laugh at my poor -health, is more than I can comprehend, and why your Aunt Louisa should -have chosen to make me the target of her insults is more than I can -understand. Marie, give it to the rag man. - -_Marie._ Yes madam. (_aside_). I fear he would not accept it. - -(_Exit Marie._) - -_Gladys._ Well, mother, brother and I are some targets too. Here’s a -dress to wear to the Van Schuyler’s tea, and here’s a very nifty suit -for Rob. (_exhibits faded gingham, and patched suit_). The gingham -however is a bit decollette, but it has the fashionable short skirt. - -_Mrs. W._ I am mortified beyond expression that Marie should witness -this frightful scene. Marie! - -_Gladys._ What makes you subpoena her as a witness then? - -(_Enter Marie._) - -_Marie._ You called Madam? - -_Mrs. W._ (_with dignity_). Marie put these shocking garments where I -shall never see or hear of them again. - -_Marie._ Yes, madam. - -_Gladys._ (_rummaging in box_). Wait a minute Marie, and save your -steps. Here are a couple more offerings that will need your kind care. -(_unwraps shawl_). Dearest mother, a fleecy shawl for your shoulders, -to shield you from the chill winds. (_attempts to place shawl about her -mother’s shoulders_). - -_Mrs. W._ (_screaming_). Gladys! Take it away. How horrible! The thing -isn’t a shawl, it’s a moth-hole! - -_Gladys._ (_continuing_). I feared that my dear father was to be -forgotten, but he too is remembered. (_holds up overcoat_). An -overcoat, neat but not gaudy, with a pleasing openwork effect in the -lining. - -_Mrs. W._ (_sinks back in chair_). I am overcome. Marie, take these -abominable things away. I shall never recover from this shock, and I -shall never forget this insult. (_dries her eyes_). And I shall write -your Aunt Louisa at once and tell her in unmistakable language, my -opinion of her, in sending to me, to _me_ a box evidently intended for -the almshouse! - - -CURTAIN. - - - - -SCENE IV. - - -(_As curtain rises, members of Ladies’ Aid Society are seen removing -wraps, the President, Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair._) - -_President._ (_rapping upon table_). Will the meeting please come to -order? - -_Miss Loomis._ (_wildly_). Where _is_ my other rubber? They were brand -new last week, and— - -_President._ (_rapping again_). Ladies, will you _please_ come to -order? We will open with the minutes of the last meeting, and Miss -Loomis, who acted as secretary pro-tem, will read them. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_apologetically_). I didn’t have time to copy them in -the book, but I have them on a piece of paper. (_rummages in bag_). I’m -sure I brought them. Here they are! (_reads_). Take one dozen eggs—Oh, -mercy no, that’s the recipe for angel cake. Wait till I look again. -(_takes crochet pattern from bag_). That’s the pattern for lace that -Brother Tom’s wife gave me. (_Holds it up._) It’s real pretty, isn’t it? - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_eagerly_). Let me see it! - -_Miss Loomis._ (_explaining_). You make a double crochet, after you’ve -chained twelve. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ Oh, that’s easy! I could pick that out myself. - -(_Other members endeavor to examine the crochet pattern._) - -_President._ (_with dignity_). Miss Loomis, we are waiting for the -minutes of the meeting. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_holding up paper_). O here they are! I’ll read them! - -_Miss Loomis._ The regular meeting of the Ladies’ Aid Society was -held on November tenth at the residence of Mrs. Winter, seven members -present, and the President, Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair. Minutes -of last meeting read and approved. Report of supper committee read and -approved. Proceeds of harvest supper, seven dollars and thirty-five -cents. - -_Mrs. Winter._ We charged too much for that supper, or we’d have made -more money. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_sharply_). I don’t think we charged too much -considering the terrible price of food. - -_Mrs. Winter._ (_irritably_). Well, I don’t like to work my feet off -for a measly seven dollars. - -_President._ (_rapping_). Ladies, will you please come to order. Miss -Loomis, continue with your report. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_nervously_). I lost my place. Let’s see— - -_President._ (_to help her_). You were reading about the harvest supper. - -_Miss Loomis._ O yes. It was voted to send a box to Mrs. David Brown, -committee to meet at the home of Mrs. Banks, chairlady of the committee. - -_Mrs. Banks._ There were only two of the society there. - -_Miss Loomis._ I was too busy to come, but I sent a nice hat for the -missionary’s wife. - -_Mrs. Banks._ (_aside_). That terrible hat! - -_President._ Ladies, I must insist that you come to order. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_worried_). Where’s that crochet pattern? I can’t lose -that! - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_handing it to her_). Here you are. I was just counting -the stitches. - -_President._ Miss Loomis, if you have finished your report, we will -hear a letter received by Mrs. Hodges, our secretary, from Mrs. Brown. - -_Miss Loomis._ Yes, I guess that was all. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_nervously_). Wait till I find my glasses. (_rummaging -in bag_). Here they are. (_Opens letter._) - -“My Dear Friends: Words fail me when I try to express my thanks for the -beautiful box which you sent.—” - -_Miss Loomis._ Pleased, wasn’t she? - -“My heart is too full to write, as I think of the wonderful kindness -which prompted you to send it.” - -_Mrs. Winter._ (_puzzled_). They ain’t usually so thankful. - -_President._ Ladies, please come to order, and let us listen to the -letter. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_continuing_). The beautiful dress for my daughter. -(_aside_). She meant that gingham of Clara’s—Where was I—“The clothing -for myself which seems far too good for a missionary’s wife—” - -_Miss Loomis._ Somehow that don’t just fit our box. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_continuing_). “The gifts for my son and husband are -most thankfully received. Believe me dear friends, I am more than -grateful for your kindness. - - “Yours very sincerely, - “RUTH M. BROWN.” - -_Mrs. Winter._ Somehow I can’t quite figure that out. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ Ours was a nice box, nice enough, but she didn’t have no -call to say quite so much. - -_Mrs. Banks._ (_rising_). Ladies, I have here a letter from my -husband’s sister, Mrs. Worthington, which may throw some light upon -Mrs. Brown’s letter. Each Christmas we send a box to Mrs. Worthington, -and I have received this acknowledgment for the gifts which we sent -this year. (_Opens letter._) - -“Louisa: I have just supervised the opening of a box, which while -directed to me was evidently destined for the almshouse. In fact, -I doubt whether the inmates of the almshouse would have found the -donations acceptable. Beneath newspapers which formed the packing, I -found an article, which at first appeared to be a abandoned birds’ -nest, but which upon closer inspection was evidently intended for a -hat.” - -_Miss Loomis._ (_aghast_). My hat! Why I paid five dollars for that -hat eight years ago and it was perfectly good. A bird’s nest! My hat! - -_Mrs. Banks._ (_calmly_). May I continue? - -“There were a motley collection of ghastly neckties, a tattered -overcoat, a forlorn gingham—” - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_indignantly_). That was a perfectly good dress, only -Clara said she wouldn’t wear it any more! - -_Mrs. Banks._ (_continuing_). “And other disreputable apparel. I cannot -understand the insult and assure you that I deem it unwarranted and -unpardonable. I need hardly say that the garments were given to the rag -man. - - “Your sister-in-law, - “AMELIA WORTHINGTON.” - -_Mrs. Winter._ What an awful letter! - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_shocked_). I’m glad I haven’t relations-in-law like -that! - -_Mrs. Banks._ It is evidently clear to you ladies, that the labels upon -the boxes were mixed, and the box for my sister-in-law reached Mrs. -Brown, while the missionary box which we packed was sent by mistake to -Mrs. Worthington. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_indignantly_). To say that my hat was a birds’ nest! - -_Mrs. Winter._ And disreputable apparel! - -_President._ Ladies, will you come to order! I regret of course that -the mistake has been made, for doubtless it places Mrs. Banks in a very -embarrassing position. - -_Mrs. Banks._ (_nervously_). Embarrassing is no word for it. She -was so mad, it showed in her handwriting. (_Passes letter round for -inspection._) - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_gently_). Well, there is one good side to it. The -missionary was pleased with her box, and I guess Clara’s dress was -pretty faded. - -_Mrs. Winter._ (_apologetically_). And I might have taken time to mend -the overcoat. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_firmly_). I make no apologies for my hat! - -_President._ I suppose we could have fixed up the box meant for the -missionary with pretty wrappings, like we do other peoples. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_rising_). Ladies, may I say a few words? - -_President._ Mrs. Hodges has the floor. - -_Mrs. Hodges._ I think this has been a lesson to us, although it has -probably made a peck of trouble for Mrs. Banks. - -_Mrs. Banks._ That’s so! - -_Mrs. Hodges._ I think it shows us that our missionary likes pretty -things the same as we do. - -_Miss Loomis._ (_interrupting_). That’s why I sent my hat! - -_Mrs. Hodges._ (_continuing_). And while I am sorry that it has made -trouble for Mrs. Banks, I can’t help being glad that the missionary got -the nice box, so I would move that hereafter we make our missionary -Christmas boxes as nice as those we send our husband’s relations. - -_All._ Second the motion! - -_President._ It is moved and seconded that hereafter we make the boxes -we send to our missionaries as good as those which are intended for our -husband’s relations. All in favor say “Aye.” - -_All._ (_heartily_). Aye! - -_President._ Opposed? It is unanimously carried. - - -CURTAIN. - - - - -We Call Attention to These Numbers for Christmas. - - - =Christmas at Finnegan’s Flat= =15 Cents= - =Christmas at Golden Gulch= =15 Cents= - -Both splendid plays by Seymour S. 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Original text is below: - - _Gladys._ Well, mother, brother and I are some tar- - My dear brother is not forgotten I am glad to see! These - ties will cultivate a love of beauty. - -The top line is repeated almost exactly at the bottom of the page: - - (_Enter Marie._) - - _Gladys._ Well, mother, brother and I are some tag- - -That is the first part of “target” which is finished on the next page. -Additionally, that “Enter” should be an “Exit.” The text has been -edited to reflect these changes. - -Page 16, “(aside)” changed to “(_aside_)” to match rest of usage. (Yes -madam. (_aside_). Madam) - -Page 20, “Mrs. Hodges” made italic to match rest of play. (_Mrs. -Hodges._ (_nervously_). 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If you are not located in the United States, you'll have -to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. - -Title: The Two Christmas Boxes - A Play for Girls - -Author: Elsie Duncan Yale - -Release Date: October 28, 2016 [EBook #53387] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: UTF-8 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE TWO CHRISTMAS BOXES *** - - - - -Produced by Emmy, MFR and the Online Distributed -Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was -produced from images generously made available by The -Internet Archive) - - - - - - -</pre> - -<h1 class="faux">The Two -Christmas Boxes.</h1> - - - - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 519px;"> -<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="519" height="800" alt="The Two Christmas boxes cover" /> -</div> - - -<hr class="chap" /> - - -<div class="adtitle1">TWO PLAYS FOR BOYS</div> - -<p class="center">By SEYMOUR S. TIBBALS.<br /> -—————————</p> - -<p>Mr. Tibbals has been unusually successful in furnishing -boys’ plays that introduce characters true to -life. While the plays are strong and forceful in the -lessons they teach, clean comedy predominates and -the boys like them.</p> - - -<div class="adtitle2">“The Millionaire Janitor”</div> - -<p>A comedy in two acts. Here is a rollicking play -for eight or more boys with plenty of action. Just -the thing for a Boys’ Class or Junior Y. M. C. A. -Easily staged and costumed. Opportunity for introduction -of musical numbers and recitations. By introducing -such features the play may be used for -an entire evening’s entertainment.</p> - -<div class="adtitle3"> -<b>Price 25 Cents</b><br /> -</div> - -<div class="center">—————————</div> -<div class="adtitle2">“Up Caesar’s Creek”</div> - -<p>A splendid play for any number of boys. The -characters are real boys and the play deals with their -experiences while camping up Caesar’s Creek the performance -closing with a minstrel show in camp. Costumes -and scenery are not elaborate and the play may -be produced on any stage.</p> - -<div class="adtitle3"> -<b>Price 25 Cents</b><br /> -</div> - -<p>These comedies are protected by copyright, but -permission for amateur production is granted with -the purchase of the book.</p> -<div class="center">—————————</div> - -<div class="adtitle3"> -ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE<br /> -<small>Franklin, Ohio</small><br /> -</div> -<hr class="full" /> -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p> - - - - -<div class="maintitle"> -THE TWO CHRISTMAS BOXES<br /> -</div> -<div class="center"><b>—————————<br /><br /> -A Play for Girls.<br /> -<br /> -—————————<br /><br /> -By ELSIE DUNCAN YALE<br /> -<br /> -—————————<br /><br /> -<span class="copyright">Copyright, 1915, Eldridge Entertainment House</span><br /> -<br /> -—————————<br /><br /> -<small>PUBLISHED BY</small><br /> -<span class="smcap"><big>Eldridge Entertainment House</big></span>,<br /> -<small>FRANKLIN, - OHIO</small></b><br /> -</div> - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span></p> - - - - -<h2>CHARACTERS</h2> - - - - -<div class="center"> -<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="cast"> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Jenkins</span></td> -<td align="right">President of the Ladies’ Aid</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Hodges</span></td> -<td align="right">Member of the Ladies’ Aid</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Banks</span></td> -<td align="right">Member of the Ladies’ Aid</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Winter</span></td> -<td align="right">Member of the Ladies’ Aid</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Miss Loomis</span></td> -<td align="right">Member of the Ladies’ Aid</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. David Brown</span></td> -<td align="right">Missionary in Montana</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Dorothy Brown</span></td> -<td align="right">Daughter of Mrs. Brown</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mildred Banks</span></td> -<td align="right">Daughter of Mrs. Banks</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Worthington</span></td> -<td align="right">Sister-in-law of Mrs. Banks</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Gladys</span></td> -<td align="right">Daughter of Mrs. Worthington</td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Marie</span></td> -<td align="right">A Maid</td></tr> -</table></div> - -<p>The members of the Aid Society wear plain, rather -old-fashioned street dresses, with the exception of Miss -Loomis, whose dress should be so old-fashioned as to be -amusing. In the first scene Mrs. Banks wears a plain -house dress with white apron. Mrs. David Brown should -be dressed neatly but plainly, and Dorothy wears shirtwaist -and skirt. Mrs. Worthington should appear in an -elaborate negligee, and Gladys in a pretty house dress, -while Marie wears black dress, white apron and cap. -Mildred wears sweater, cap and dark skirt. Beneath the -sweater is worn a middy blouse.</p> - -<p>The first and last scenes take place in Mrs. Banks’ sitting -room. A few chairs, a bookcase, pictures and table -will be required, also two wooden boxes, exactly alike.</p> - -<p>In the second scene a poorly furnished kitchen or living -room is represented. Plain wood chairs should be -used, while a red cover should be upon the table. Mrs. -Brown should have a large mending basket beside her. -The Christmas box should be in the foreground.</p> - -<p>The third scene should represent the living room of -an apartment, and should be as handsomely furnished -as possible. The Christmas box should be at the side -of the room, but before unpacking, should be drawn into -the foreground.</p> - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span></p> - - - - -<h2>The Two Christmas Boxes.</h2> - - - -<hr class="chap" /> -<h2>SCENE I.</h2> - - -<p>(<i>Mrs. Banks enters carrying large pile of -clothing, which she deposits upon a chair.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> Dear me, that was heavy! Now for the -newspapers.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit and returns with newspapers which she places -on a table near the pile of clothing.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Now I have twine all ready and scissors, and -everything but the folks to do the work. It’s the same -way in every church. A few are willing to do all the -work and the rest are all willing to have them. There -comes Martha Jenkins now!</p> - -<p>(<i>Hurriedly straightens sofa cushion, changes position -of chairs, smoothes hair.</i>)</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Mrs. Jenkins.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>effusively</i>). Well, Martha, I am glad to -see you! I began to think that not a soul was coming -to help me pack the missionary box. Take off your -things!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Jenkins.</i> Thank you. (<i>Removes hat, gloves and -coat.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> What a pretty waist! Did you buy it ready -made?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> New! No indeed! I made that out of last -year’s and the one before that pieced together. John has -read an article about how you can make nice dresses out -of stuff you have in the rag bag, so he says I’m just as -smart as the woman that wrote that article, and he wanted -me to try it. (<i>sits</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> Well, William did say something about -that to me, so I suppose he read the same article, so I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span> -said all right, but I’d have to economize on him too. I’d -cut off the tops of his socks for wristlets for cold weather, -and I’d make neckties out of Mildred’s hairbows for him, -and I’d try to make over his old frock coat into a sack -coat to wear to the store on week days, so that silenced -him all right!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Jenkins.</i> There’s really no reason for economy -being an exclusively feminine virtue.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>Taking up several of the articles from the -pile of clothing</i>). These things look as if somebody had -been economizing all right.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>placing newspaper carefully in the bottom of -the box</i>). Suppose we get busy now and pack the box.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>doubtfully</i>). I don’t believe any of the others -are coming.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Emmeline Miller told me she couldn’t come on -account of domestic affliction.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>surprised</i>). How terrible! What was it?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Her husband’s mother and two aunts have -come to spend a week, and Emmeline said if that wasn’t -domestic affliction she didn’t know what was!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Well we can soon get the box packed. Here’s -a nice overcoat! (<i>Holds it up.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Marcia Hill sent that. The sleeves are a bit -raggedy and the lining is torn quite badly but the missionary’s -wife can fix it. They say that’s one of the -qualifications of a missionary’s wife to be able to do anything.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I’ll fold it and wrap it and you can put it in -the box. (<i>folds coat, wraps in paper. Hands to Mrs. -Jenkins who places it in the box</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I’m going to give this white shawl. (<i>Holds -up shawl.</i>) It really ought to be cleaned or washed but -I simply haven’t the time. You know how busy everyone -is just before Christmas.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> O that can easily be cleaned in cornmeal or -flour or gasoline, I forget which, (<i>aside</i>). I should -think she’d be ashamed to send it!</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span></p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>wrapping shawl</i>). I know that the missionaries -lead much simpler lives than we do so of course -they have more time.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Hand it to me and I’ll put it beside the overcoat.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Mrs. Hodges sent this dress of Clara’s. -(<i>Holds up dress.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> It’s rather fadey looking but there’s a lot of -wear in it yet.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> There’s a guimpe that goes with it, but when -I asked Clara for it, she said her mother said the guimpe -was too good to give away.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>examining dress</i>). It isn’t a bad quality -gingham and it could easily be boiled out and used for -a white dress. Wrap it up and hand it over, (<i>aside</i>). -If she is going to hold a farewell service over every last -thing that goes in the box, we’ll never get it packed.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Here’s Emmeline Miller’s red dress! (<i>holding -up shabby dress.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>surprised</i>). O that dress! I don’t see how -she ever brought herself to part with it for she has worn -it years and years!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> The material isn’t so bad and it can be scoured, -and scrubbed and pressed and mended and it will look -quite respectable. (<i>Wraps dress and hands to Mrs. J.</i>) -I’m going to give this suit of Albert’s. Albert simply insists -that he will not wear it another day, and so I thought -it would do very well for the missionary’s son. (<i>Holds -up patched and worn suit.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Well, I’m sure the missionary’s son will be -very thankful to get it. (<i>Places suit in box.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I’m going to give these ties too. (<i>holds up -gaudy ties</i>). Two or three of them are new but Albert -is so fussy he won’t wear them. I’m afraid I’ve brought -him up to be too particular.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> I’m afraid you have, Louisa.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>indignantly</i>). I don’t know as he is any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span> -more fussy than anybody else’s boy. I like to see a boy -particular about what he wears. (<i>Folds ties and wraps -them.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>apologetically</i>). Well, don’t get mad, Louisa. -I was just agreeing with you. (<i>aside</i>). Isn’t she -a tinder-box when anybody mentions her boy!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Here’s a cape from Mrs. Winter. It’s warm, -but you can’t say much else about it.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Why it will be just the thing for those cold -Montana winters. I think the missionary’s wife will be -glad to get it.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>examining cape</i>). You see its some moth-eaten -and I was scared for fear it would get moths in -my house. I never have them.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Well wrap it up quick, and I’ll tuck it in here -beside the other things. Why we are getting quite a box -full. (<i>Places package in box.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I thought I would contribute this red wrapper. -It’s warm, even though it isn’t so good looking. -(<i>Holds up shabby wrapper.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> I’m sure that will be very useful. But what’s -that?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Miss Loomis has actually contributed her hat. -Isn’t it awful?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>hesitating</i>). Really Louisa, we can’t send -that! It’s terrible!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Miss Loomis would never forgive me if I -didn’t. I’d like to put it in the ash barrel though. (<i>Holds -up hat.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Let’s see it! (<i>examines hat</i>). Well, I suppose -if it were steamed and pressed and dyed and other -trimming put on, it wouldn’t be so bad. We’ll have to -put it in for a finishing touch.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>handing hat to her</i>). I am certainly thankful -that I will not see that hat in front of me in church -any more. Here’s some more newspapers, Martha, to -stuff in at the top.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span></p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>completes task by packing top of box firmly -with papers.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Now thank goodness, that’s done. Dear me, -it’s five o’clock and I must hurry home. I had no idea -it was so late.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>hospitably</i>). Can’t you stay and have supper -with us?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>rising and pinning on her hat</i>). O no, thank -you just the same.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>helping her on with coat</i>). Well thank you -very much for coming. I’m glad that <i>one</i> member of the -society was conscientious enough to help.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> (<i>drawing on gloves</i>). O I never shirk my -duty. Good-bye Louisa. Come and see me real soon.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> You come and see me. Thank you ever so -much for helping me.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. J.</i> Good-bye.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Good-bye, Martha.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>picking up papers and rearranging room</i>). -I suppose Martha thought it would have been absolutely -impossible for me to have packed that box by myself. -Well, thank goodness it’s done, and Amelia’s box is done, -and I’m about done, too. (<i>Seats herself wearily.</i>)</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Mildred, swinging skates in one hand.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> Well, mother, you look about fagged out. -(<i>goes over to her mother, and smoothes her forehead</i>). -Is the rummage sale over?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Rummage sale? We were packing the missionary -box.</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> (<i>smiling</i>). I hope the gifts will be appreciated. -I wish I were to get Miss Loomis’ hat, and Mrs. -Hodges’ dress, and a few other adornments.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>irritably</i>). Mildred, I am really too tired -to stand any nonsense. I have your Aunt Amelia’s box -all ready, and I’ve worried over that, for I know whatever -I send will be criticised.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> (<i>continuing to smooth her mother’s hair</i>). -Well, I don’t see how they could possibly find fault with -those presents. Dad is always so liberal about that box, -but I know Aunt Amelia always finds faults with every -last thing we send. I should think though she would be -pleased with the waist I embroidered for her, and those -lovely handkerchiefs.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> She won’t though.</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> It was the limit though for Dad to go shopping -on his own account and buy Gladys a dress pattern -that I’d have given my eyes for, and fur gloves for Uncle -and a fur cap for Joe, and an embroidered dress pattern -for Aunt Amelia too. The saleswoman coaxed him into -getting those embroidered dress patterns, all right.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>irritably</i>). O your father always has some -foolishness about Amelia loving him because he is her -youngest brother. But the box is packed anyway, and -the expressman is to call in the morning the first thing. -I’ve just got to nail the cover on both boxes and mark -them.</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> (<i>eagerly</i>). O let me do that mother. I’ve -been gallivanting with the girls out skating while you’ve -been working, and I feel ashamed of myself. Let me -do that little bit. (<i>coaxingly</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>gratefully</i>). Thank you, dear. I am tired -and my head aches, so I’ll go rest awhile if you will -finish up. Thank you ever so much, (<i>rises</i>). Be careful -you don’t spill ink.</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> (<i>reassuringly</i>). O I’ll be careful all right. -You go rest.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Mrs. Banks.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mildred.</i> (<i>cheerfully</i>). Now for the amateur carpentry! -Who says a girl can’t drive a nail? (<i>Hums a -tune as she nails the lid upon first box.</i>) There, Mrs. -Missionary! Your valuable donations are safe. Let us -hope that they may not be injured in transit! Now Aunt -Amelia, here’s something to complain about! (<i>takes up -cards</i>). O poor mother! She’s forgotten to put the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span> -cards on the presents. Well, I can’t unpack the box -again, and I’m not going to worry her by telling her -that she forgot them. Uncle William will know that the -sash and embroidered dresses aren’t for him. (<i>nails -box</i>). Now for the marking. Let’s see how artistic I -can be! Mrs. William Worthington, Morningside Apartments, -524 W. 118th Street, New York. (<i>suddenly</i>). O -I wonder if that was the right box? (<i>hesitates</i>). O I’m -sure it was, I couldn’t make a mistake about anything -like that! Now for the other! (<i>repeats as she marks</i>). -Mrs. David Brown, Silver Creek, Montana. Now ladies, -for what you are about to receive may you both be truly -thankful!</p> - - -<p class="center">CURTAIN.</p> - - - -<hr class="chap" /> -<h2>SCENE II.</h2> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<p>(<i>Dorothy dusts room, while Mrs. Brown is -seated at table mending.</i>)</p></div> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>mournfully</i>). Well, mother, it don’t look -much like Christmas with father and Rob away. I suppose -you are going to celebrate by mending, so I’ll get -out that old blue waist and see if I can patch it up to -look more respectable. (<i>Searches in mending basket and -brings out waist ... Holds it up to view.</i>) It’s pretty hopeless -though! (<i>satirically</i>). What a merry lively Christmas -it will be!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>cheerfully</i>). Things might be lots and -lots worse, daughter. Since your father had to be away, -I’m glad that Rob could keep him company, and we’ll -have a postponed Christmas when they come back. -Thread this needle for me, please. Your eyes are better -than mine. (<i>Dorothy threads needle.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>handing needle to her mother</i>). A postponed -Christmas is as cheerful as a warmed over pancake! -But let’s open the box instead of waiting for -father. He won’t care.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>hesitatingly</i>). I had planned to wait till he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span> -came back but there may be something perishable in the -box.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> Perishable! Everything perished long before -it reached us! Wait till I get the hammer and chisel -to open it.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Dorothy.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>sadly</i>). Poor Dorothy! How I would love -to have pretty, dainty clothes for her and how she would -enjoy them.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Dorothy with child’s shabby hat on head.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>smiling</i>). This is the hat that was sent -last year, so do you wonder I am pessimistic about this -year’s box? (<i>Tosses hat into corner</i>). Well, now for -the opening, and I’ll be hopeful anyway.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Look out for your fingers!</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>cheerfully</i>). O I’m a fine amateur carpenter! -This lid was nailed on to stay, though! (<i>Removes -lid from box.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>surprised</i>). Well, I never! Mother, mother, -put down that old mending and look here! (<i>Takes -mending from her mother.</i>) Did you ever see such a -lovely box!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>also surprised</i>). What a beautiful box! -Is it really meant for us?</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> Here’s the label all right. Mrs. David -Brown, and that’s you! Just see the holly! Isn’t it -Christmas-y? (<i>Places sprig of holly in her hair.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>hesitating</i>). Hadn’t we better wait till your -father and Rob come?</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>reproachfully</i>). Wait? O mother what -outrageous cruelty! Why my fingers just itch to open -those packages. There don’t seem to be any labels, but -we can guess at them. You take the first.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>takes parcel, unwraps and displays white -embroidered waist</i>). Isn’t that exquisite?</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>enthusiastically</i>). Why, mother, you’ll look<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span> -as pretty as a picture in it. Stand up and let’s see how -it looks on you. (<i>Holds up waist upon her mother.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> Mother, you just look sweet. And now for -my turn. (<i>Takes parcels, unwraps, and holds up dress -with flowered sash.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>excited</i>). Why mother I never had any -thing like this in my life! It’s the first thing that I’ve -ever owned that didn’t look as if some one had worn it -till they were sick of it, first. I wish I could see it in -the glass. Who’s our fairy godmother?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Why the Ladies’ Aid Society of the Meadowbrooke -Church. Don’t you remember that they wrote, -saying that they were sending a box?</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> Well, this is surely some box! Now mother, -it’s your turn!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>unwraps sweater</i>). This must be for Rob! -How pleased he will be! I’ll wrap it up again.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> That may be Rob’s but I know I’m going -to borrow it sometimes! (<i>Tries on sweater.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> Now it’s your turn to take a package.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> It’s just like Aladdin’s lamp. (<i>takes package</i>). -Now I wonder what this is? (<i>Opens box</i>). O -mother what lovely neckwear! It’s almost too dainty to -touch. That pale blue will look so pretty with your waist. -Did I ever see such a box!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>taking parcel</i>). I guess I am as excited as -you are about it, Dorothy. (<i>Opens package</i>). This scarf -must be for your father, and see, here are gloves to go -with it.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> Then I am going to throw away those gloves -which you have mended and mended till they are nothing -but mends. (<i>Takes gloves from mending basket and -throws them in waste basket.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>reprovingly</i>). It doesn’t take you long to -learn to be extravagant!</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>taking large package from box</i>). I wonder -what’s in this big one. The best way to find out is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span> -to open it. (<i>Opens package and holds up eiderdown -robe.</i>) O mother, won’t this be nice for you, so warm -and comfy! You must try it on right away! (<i>Slips robe -over mother’s shoulders.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I’ll enjoy this I know! Now for my turn. -(<i>Opens box of handkerchiefs.</i>) How dainty and pretty! -We’ll divide these, but you mustn’t lose one!</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> My turn for the fairy gift box. (<i>Opens parcel.</i>) -A fur cap for Father! <i>Won’t</i> he be pleased! -(<i>Tries cap on.</i>) This looks nicely on me, but I mustn’t -be selfish!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> I should hope not, with all the lovely gifts, -that you have! (<i>Takes prettily decorated package.</i>) -Candy! Well, this is for everybody! I’ll just keep it -till father and Rob come back.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>reaching for it</i>). Perishable goods!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>firmly</i>). I know it will be perishable if I put -it where you can get it!</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> (<i>resigned</i>). Well, I’ll be patient and wait. -Now I’ll put back father’s and Rob’s presents, and then -I’ll take some of this holly and decorate with it. Dear -me! We won’t recognize ourselves!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. B.</i> (<i>earnestly</i>). I am going to write at once to -the Meadowbrooke ladies, and tell them what a beautiful -Christmas they have made for us.</p> - -<p><i>Dorothy.</i> I take back all I said about a blue Christmas, -and while you write <i>I’m</i> going to try on my new -clothes.</p> - - -<p class="center">CURTAIN.</p> - - - -<hr class="chap" /> -<h2>SCENE III.</h2> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<p>(<i>Gladys stands on a chair endeavoring to festoon -a rope of evergreen over the doorway or -window frame.</i>)</p></div> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> Well, somebody has to get up enough energy -for a little bit of Christmas decorating, with father and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span> -Joe both away. Maybe I’ll get a tumble, but it will be -in a good cause.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Marie, with tray.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> O Marie put your tray down and help me fix -up this place so it will look more like Christmas and less -like an apartment.</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> (<i>politely</i>). Yes, Miss Gladys, (<i>aside</i>). It is -a pleasure to see some cheerfulness. The madame! (<i>imitating</i>). -Marie, the coffee is weak, the rolls are cold, the -grapefruit is impossible! (<i>sets down tray</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> You hang a wreath in the window, and I’ll -fix this rope of green over the door. (<i>Marie and Gladys -arrange greens.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> Now that is something like.</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> Miss Gladys, I will remove the tray, for madam -would disapprove of it remaining here.</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>stepping down from chair</i>). Yes, and I -might put my foot in her blue and gold coffee cup, and -she would disapprove still more.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Marie with tray.</i>)</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Mrs. Worthington.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>languidly</i>). Good morning, Gladys.</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>cheerfully</i>). Good morning, mother. Just -in time to open Aunt Louisa’s Christmas box.</p> - -<p>(<i>Mrs. W. seats herself and takes up bottle of smelling -salts.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>listlessly</i>). I really am not interested especially -in your Aunt Louisa’s box. It is past my comprehension -why when she is a woman of such plain, not to -say plebeian taste, she and your uncle should enjoy a -comfortable income, when we are obliged to strive so -hard to keep up the appearance which our social position -demands.</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>calling</i>). Marie! Bring a screwdriver or a -nail file or something and we’ll open the box. Well, -mother, maybe Aunt Louisa economizes more than we do,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span> -but my definition is that economy is spending your money -in such a manner that you don’t get any pleasure out -of it.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> Thank you, Marie. Now let’s open the box. -(<i>Both try to pry up lid, and finally are successful.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> Now mother, brace up, there’s a nice lady, -and take some interest in your pretty gifts.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>carelessly</i>). Gladys, I have told you I am -too nervous to take an interest in anything today. (<i>changing -tone</i>). How shocking! Why your aunt has stuffed -the box with newspapers! Newspapers for packing -Christmas gifts! What execrable ignorance! Marie, -take them out quickly!</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> (<i>respectfully</i>). Yes madam. (<i>aside</i>). Madam -is not too nervous to take an interest now.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>smiling</i>). O that’s a novelty mother. Holly -seals and red ribbon are monotonous.</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>taking out parcel, and unwrapping it</i>). O -how charming, mother! Here is a hat for me to wear -on Fifth Avenue! I’ll try it on!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>paralyzed with indignation</i>). O what can -your aunt Louisa be thinking of! To insult me in this -manner! That hat! How atrocious! Marie take it out -of my sight!</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> (<i>respectfully</i>). Yes madam. (<i>aside, holding -up hat to audience</i>). A charming token from the beloved -relatives!</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>gasping</i>). Gladys! My smelling salts! It -is incomprehensible! What will your father say!</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>laughing</i>). He will say that it is exclusive -and that you won’t find another in New York like it. -(<i>unwraps parcel, and takes out moth-eaten cape</i>). This -is an evening wrap, which you can wear to the opera to-morrow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span> -evening. (<i>examining cape</i>). It looks as if the -moth family and their relatives had been having an informal -supper on this stylish garment.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> Gladys how can you laugh? I shall not recover -from this shock for a year!</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> Marie, take that thing and tell the ashman -to give it to his poor relations!</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> (<i>respectfully</i>). Yes madam! (<i>aside</i>). Such -a charming wrap, I almost fear to touch it! (<i>carries it -gingerly</i>).</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> My dear brother is not forgotten I am glad to see! These -ties will cultivate a love of beauty.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> And my poor boy must be insulted too! Terrible, -terrible! (<i>uses smelling salts</i>).</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> Marie give these ties to your cousin, the -policeman that comes to call. He can wear them when -he is off duty.</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> Thank you for your kindness, Madam. -(<i>aside</i>). Alphonse wear ties like these? Never!</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>satirically</i>). Aunt Louisa remembers that -you are an invalid, and has sent this negligee (<i>hands -shabby eiderdown robe to her mother</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>in agitation</i>). Gladys, how you can laugh -at my poor health, is more than I can comprehend, and -why your Aunt Louisa should have chosen to make me -the target of her insults is more than I can understand. -Marie, give it to the rag man.</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> Yes madam. (<i>aside</i>). I fear he would not -accept it.</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Exit Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> Well, mother, brother and I are some targets<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span> -too. Here’s a dress to wear to the Van Schuyler’s -tea, and here’s a very nifty suit for Rob. (<i>exhibits faded -gingham, and patched suit</i>). The gingham however is -a bit decollette, but it has the fashionable short skirt.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> I am mortified beyond expression that Marie -should witness this frightful scene. Marie!</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> What makes you subpoena her as a witness -then?</p> - -<p class="center">(<i>Enter Marie.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> You called Madam?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>with dignity</i>). Marie put these shocking -garments where I shall never see or hear of them again.</p> - -<p><i>Marie.</i> Yes, madam.</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>rummaging in box</i>). Wait a minute Marie, -and save your steps. Here are a couple more offerings -that will need your kind care. (<i>unwraps shawl</i>). Dearest -mother, a fleecy shawl for your shoulders, to shield -you from the chill winds. (<i>attempts to place shawl about -her mother’s shoulders</i>).</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>screaming</i>). Gladys! Take it away. How -horrible! The thing isn’t a shawl, it’s a moth-hole!</p> - -<p><i>Gladys.</i> (<i>continuing</i>). I feared that my dear father -was to be forgotten, but he too is remembered. (<i>holds -up overcoat</i>). An overcoat, neat but not gaudy, with a -pleasing openwork effect in the lining.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>sinks back in chair</i>). I am overcome. -Marie, take these abominable things away. I shall never -recover from this shock, and I shall never forget this insult. -(<i>dries her eyes</i>). And I shall write your Aunt -Louisa at once and tell her in unmistakable language, -my opinion of her, in sending to me, to <i>me</i> a box evidently -intended for the almshouse!</p> - - -<p class="center">CURTAIN.</p> - -<hr class="chap" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span></p> - - - - -<h2>SCENE IV.</h2> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<p>(<i>As curtain rises, members of Ladies’ Aid Society -are seen removing wraps, the President, -Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair.</i>)</p></div> - -<p><i>President.</i> (<i>rapping upon table</i>). Will the meeting -please come to order?</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>wildly</i>). Where <i>is</i> my other rubber? -They were brand new last week, and—</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> (<i>rapping again</i>). Ladies, will you <i>please</i> -come to order? We will open with the minutes of the -last meeting, and Miss Loomis, who acted as secretary -pro-tem, will read them.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>apologetically</i>). I didn’t have time -to copy them in the book, but I have them on a piece of -paper. (<i>rummages in bag</i>). I’m sure I brought them. -Here they are! (<i>reads</i>). Take one dozen eggs—Oh, -mercy no, that’s the recipe for angel cake. Wait till I -look again. (<i>takes crochet pattern from bag</i>). That’s -the pattern for lace that Brother Tom’s wife gave me. -(<i>Holds it up.</i>) It’s real pretty, isn’t it?</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>eagerly</i>). Let me see it!</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>explaining</i>). You make a double -crochet, after you’ve chained twelve.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> Oh, that’s easy! I could pick that out -myself.</p> - -<p>(<i>Other members endeavor to examine the crochet pattern.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> (<i>with dignity</i>). Miss Loomis, we are waiting -for the minutes of the meeting.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>holding up paper</i>). O here they are! -I’ll read them!</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> The regular meeting of the Ladies’ Aid -Society was held on November tenth at the residence -of Mrs. Winter, seven members present, and the President, -Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair. Minutes of last -meeting read and approved. Report of supper committee<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a></span> -read and approved. Proceeds of harvest supper, -seven dollars and thirty-five cents.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> We charged too much for that supper, -or we’d have made more money.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>sharply</i>). I don’t think we charged -too much considering the terrible price of food.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> (<i>irritably</i>). Well, I don’t like to work -my feet off for a measly seven dollars.</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> (<i>rapping</i>). Ladies, will you please come -to order. Miss Loomis, continue with your report.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>nervously</i>). I lost my place. Let’s -see—</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> (<i>to help her</i>). You were reading about -the harvest supper.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> O yes. It was voted to send a box to -Mrs. David Brown, committee to meet at the home of -Mrs. Banks, chairlady of the committee.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> There were only two of the society there.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> I was too busy to come, but I sent a -nice hat for the missionary’s wife.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> (<i>aside</i>). That terrible hat!</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Ladies, I must insist that you come to -order.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>worried</i>). Where’s that crochet pattern? -I can’t lose that!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>handing it to her</i>). Here you are. I -was just counting the stitches.</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Miss Loomis, if you have finished your -report, we will hear a letter received by Mrs. Hodges, -our secretary, from Mrs. Brown.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> Yes, I guess that was all.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>nervously</i>). Wait till I find my -glasses. (<i>rummaging in bag</i>). Here they are. (<i>Opens -letter.</i>)</p> - -<p>“My Dear Friends: Words fail me when I try to express -my thanks for the beautiful box which you sent.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span>—”</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> Pleased, wasn’t she?</p> - -<p>“My heart is too full to write, as I think of the wonderful -kindness which prompted you to send it.”</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> (<i>puzzled</i>). They ain’t usually so thankful.</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Ladies, please come to order, and let us -listen to the letter.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>continuing</i>). The beautiful dress for -my daughter. (<i>aside</i>). She meant that gingham of -Clara’s—Where was I—“The clothing for myself which -seems far too good for a missionary’s wife—”</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> Somehow that don’t just fit our box.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>continuing</i>). “The gifts for my -son and husband are most thankfully received. Believe -me dear friends, I am more than grateful for your kindness.</p> - -<div class="sig"> -<span style="margin-right: 2em;">“Yours very sincerely,</span><br /> -“RUTH M. BROWN.”<br /> -</div> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> Somehow I can’t quite figure that out.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> Ours was a nice box, nice enough, but -she didn’t have no call to say quite so much.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> (<i>rising</i>). Ladies, I have here a letter -from my husband’s sister, Mrs. Worthington, which may -throw some light upon Mrs. Brown’s letter. Each Christmas -we send a box to Mrs. Worthington, and I have received -this acknowledgment for the gifts which we sent -this year. (<i>Opens letter.</i>)</p> - -<p>“Louisa: I have just supervised the opening of a box, -which while directed to me was evidently destined for -the almshouse. In fact, I doubt whether the inmates of -the almshouse would have found the donations acceptable. -Beneath newspapers which formed the packing, -I found an article, which at first appeared to be a abandoned -birds’ nest, but which upon closer inspection was -evidently intended for a hat.”</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>aghast</i>). My hat! Why I paid five<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span> -dollars for that hat eight years ago and it was perfectly -good. A bird’s nest! My hat!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> (<i>calmly</i>). May I continue?</p> - -<p>“There were a motley collection of ghastly neckties, a -tattered overcoat, a forlorn gingham—”</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>indignantly</i>). That was a perfectly -good dress, only Clara said she wouldn’t wear it any -more!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> (<i>continuing</i>). “And other disreputable -apparel. I cannot understand the insult and assure you -that I deem it unwarranted and unpardonable. I need -hardly say that the garments were given to the rag man.</p> - -<div class="sig"> -<span style="margin-right: 8em;">“Your sister-in-law,</span><br /> -“AMELIA WORTHINGTON.”<br /> -</div> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> What an awful letter!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>shocked</i>). I’m glad I haven’t relations-in-law -like that!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> It is evidently clear to you ladies, that -the labels upon the boxes were mixed, and the box for -my sister-in-law reached Mrs. Brown, while the missionary -box which we packed was sent by mistake to Mrs. -Worthington.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>indignantly</i>). To say that my hat was -a birds’ nest!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> And disreputable apparel!</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Ladies, will you come to order! I regret -of course that the mistake has been made, for doubtless -it places Mrs. Banks in a very embarrassing position.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> (<i>nervously</i>). Embarrassing is no word -for it. She was so mad, it showed in her handwriting. -(<i>Passes letter round for inspection.</i>)</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>gently</i>). Well, there is one good side -to it. The missionary was pleased with her box, and I -guess Clara’s dress was pretty faded.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Winter.</i> (<i>apologetically</i>). And I might have -taken time to mend the overcoat.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span></p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>firmly</i>). I make no apologies for my -hat!</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> I suppose we could have fixed up the box -meant for the missionary with pretty wrappings, like we -do other peoples.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>rising</i>). Ladies, may I say a few -words?</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Mrs. Hodges has the floor.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> I think this has been a lesson to us, -although it has probably made a peck of trouble for -Mrs. Banks.</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Banks.</i> That’s so!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> I think it shows us that our missionary -likes pretty things the same as we do.</p> - -<p><i>Miss Loomis.</i> (<i>interrupting</i>). That’s why I sent my -hat!</p> - -<p><i>Mrs. Hodges.</i> (<i>continuing</i>). And while I am sorry -that it has made trouble for Mrs. Banks, I can’t help -being glad that the missionary got the nice box, so I -would move that hereafter we make our missionary -Christmas boxes as nice as those we send our husband’s -relations.</p> - -<p><i>All.</i> Second the motion!</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> It is moved and seconded that hereafter -we make the boxes we send to our missionaries as good -as those which are intended for our husband’s relations. -All in favor say “Aye.”</p> - -<p><i>All.</i> (<i>heartily</i>). Aye!</p> - -<p><i>President.</i> Opposed? It is unanimously carried.</p> - - -<p class="center">CURTAIN.</p> - - -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="adtitle2">We Call Attention to These Numbers for -Christmas.</div> - - - - -<div class="center"> -<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="plays and prices"> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Christmas at Finnegan’s Flat</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>15 Cents</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Christmas at Golden Gulch</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>15 Cents</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left" colspan="2">Both splendid plays by Seymour S. Tibbals, for Public or Sunday School. See description elsewhere in this catalog.</td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Mrs. Santa Claus Militant</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="center" colspan="2">—————————</td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left" colspan="2"><div class="hang1">And then for your smaller children use these tuneful cantatas, plays and drills:</div></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Santa at Sea</b>—(Cantata)</td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Santa in Southland</b>—(Cantata)</td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="center" colspan="2">By Harry C. Eldridge. See description elsewhere in this catalog.</td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="center" colspan="2">—————————</td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Bo Peep’s Christmas Party</b>—(Play)</td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Home-Made Santa Claus</b>—(Play)</td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Christmas Chimes</b>—(Drill)</td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Christmas Surprise Drill</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td> -</tr> -<tr> -<td align="left"><b>Silver Stars</b>—(Drill)</td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td> -</tr> -</table> -</div> - - -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="adtitle2">Three Successful Juvenile Operettas</div> - -<p class="center">By HARRY C. ELDRIDGE.</p> - -<p class="unindent"><span class="vbig">Midsummer Eve</span> Libretto by Guptill. A musical fairy -play, introducing pretty drills and music. -Has been given in hundreds of places and always pleases. -Price 40 cents.</p> - -<p class="unindent"><span class="vbig">Under the Sugar Plum Tree</span> Libretto by Bugbee. Introducing -in a novel way the -characters of Field, Riley and Stevenson. Bright music and -easy to learn. Contains a May-pole dance. Price 40 cents.</p> - -<p class="unindent"><span class="vbig">In Little Folks Town</span> Libretto by Bugbee. Is a delightful -musical play for small children, introducing -a clever pageant. Price 40 cents.</p> - -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="bbox"> -<div class="adtitle2"><small>——HERE ARE——</small><br /> - -SOME OF OUR VERY NEW TITLES<br /> -————————</div> - - -<p>It is always a satisfaction to be the first to -get hold of new and novel entertainments, -and here is <b>YOUR</b> chance:</p> - - - -<div class="center"> -<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="plays and prices"> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b>PLAYS FOR FEMALE CHARACTERS</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Aunt Deborah’s First Luncheon</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>When Shakespeare Struck The Town</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Ye Tea Party of Ye Olden Time</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"> </td></tr> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b>TWO CLEVER MUSICAL PLAYS FOR CHILDREN</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Under The Sugar Plum Tree</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>40c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>In Little Folks Town</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>40c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"> </td></tr> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b>TWO NEW MOCK TRIALS</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Father Time’s Christmas Trial</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>15c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Will Soakum’s Matrimonial Bureau</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>25c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"> </td></tr> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b>THREE SPLENDID BOOKS</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Dramatic Stories, Myths and Legends</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>Paper 35c; Boards 50c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><span style="margin-left: 1em;"><b><small>For Children—The Stage or School Room</small></b></span></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b>Good Stunts for Commencement Week</b></td> -<td align="right"><b>50c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b><small>Novelties That Will Enliven This Festive Occasion</small></b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="left"><b><small>What to Say For Closing Day</small></b></td> -<td align="right"><b>30c</b></td></tr> -<tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><b><small>Good Dialogs, Exercises, Etc. for Closing Day</small></b></td></tr> -</table></div> - - - -<div class="center">————————————————————————<br /> -<b>SEND ORDERS TO</b></div> - -<div class="adtitle3">ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE<br /> -<small>Franklin, Ohio</small></div> - -</div> -<hr class="full" /> - -<div class="bbox"> -<div class="center"><span class="u"><b>RELEASED FOR AMATEUR PRODUCTION.</b></span></div> - -<div class="adtitle1">“The Little Politician”</div> - -<div class="center"><i><span class="smcap"><b>By SEYMOUR S. TIBBALS</b></span></i><br /> -—————————————<br /> -<i><big><b>A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS</b></big></i><br /> - -<i>S<b>EVEN MALES AND THREE FEMALES</b></i><br /> -—————————————</div> - -<div> - <img class="drop-cap" src="images/drop-t.jpg" width="26" height="27" alt="T" /> -</div> - -<p class="drop-capi">THIS play was produced professionally -for several seasons under another title, -and is now released for amateur production -without royalty and without restrictions -of any kind. The scenery and costumes -are simple. Time, about two hours. A -young society girl plays an important part -in overthrowing a corrupt political boss -and brings about the election of her -fiance. The race for the hand of a -wealthy widow by rival suitors furnishes -the comedy. A pretty story is unfolded, -but without actual love-making or any -scenes objectionable to the amateur. -Recommended for high schools and dramatic -clubs.</p> - -<div class="blockquot"> - -<div class="unindent"><img src="images/hand.jpg" width="40" height="16" alt="right index" /><b>The garden party in the second act affords -opportunity for the introduction of any number of -characters.</b></div></div> - -<div class="center"><b><big>PRICE, 25 CENTS</big><br /> - -————————————————————————<br /> -Sent Postpaid on Receipt of Price by the</b></div> - -<div class="adtitle3">ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE<br /> -<small>Franklin, Ohio</small></div> -</div> -<hr class="full" /> -<div class="bbox"> -<div class="adtitle2">“<span class="u">THE HOUSE THAT HELPS</span>”</div> - -<div class="center"><b>WE ARE SPECIALISTS IN</b></div> - -<div class="adtitle2"><big>Amateur Entertainments</big></div> - -<div class="center"><b>It is not a side line with us, but we<br /> -devote our entire time to that business</b></div> - -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 86px;"> -<img src="images/double.jpg" width="86" height="6" alt="decorative lines" /> -</div> -<p>Realizing that many people have grown -weary of searching through catalogs and reading -entertainments only to discard them as -unavailable we appreciate the fact that our customers -have often spoken of us as “the house -that helps.” We have had practical experience -in selecting and producing amateur entertainments -and we feel that we know what -will please the public, and what can be produced -under certain conditions. <b>Our experience is -at your disposal.</b> Write us, giving full particulars -of your special need in the way of an entertainment, -and we will select a play, an operetta, -a drill or even an entire program for you. -<b>But always enclose a stamp for reply.</b></p> - -<p><b>Remember</b>, that in addition to our entertainments -we carry a large line of publications of -other dealers. If in doubt as to the entertainment -you desire, send particulars and we -will suggest something to fit.</p> - -<p>We are at your service.</p> - - -<div class="adtitle3">ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE<br /> -<small>Franklin, Ohio</small></div> -</div> - - -<hr class="full" /> -<div class="bbox"> - -<div class="adtitle2"><span class="u">A HIT OH YOUR NEXT PROGRAM!</span></div> - -<div class="adtitle3">Something Out of The Ordinary<br /> -In High-Class Humorous Songs.</div> -<div class="figcenter" style="width: 86px;"> -<img src="images/double.jpg" width="86" height="6" alt="decorative lines" /> -</div> -<div class="center"><b>MUSICAL SKETCHES FOR YOUNG LADIES</b><br /> - -<b>By Harry C. Eldridge</b></div> - - -<p>These fill an urgent need in supplying -musical numbers with action, for any secular -program, for girls or ladies of any age. Clever -words and singable music combined to make -novel numbers for your entertainment.</p> - -<p><b>THE HAT OF OTHER DAYS.</b> Everyone knows how -ridiculous the changing styles make out-of-date -hats appear. The song is based on this -fact, and the appearance of these “hats of -other days” will cause loads of merriment.</p> - -<p>“<b>I CAN’T DO A THING WITH MY HAIR SINCE IT’S WASHED.</b>” -Did you ever hear the above expression? They -all say it. This song is for a merry group of -girls who have trouble in keeping their hair in -bounds. A jolly song.</p> - -<p><b>REDUCED TO $1.99.</b> The figures in a dry goods -show window are indignant at having to participate -in so many “reduction sales,” and, -revolting, walk off the stage after telling -their troubles in song. The eccentric motions -of these figures make a very laughable number.</p> - -<p><b>THE WINNING WAYS OF GRANDMA’S DAYS.</b> Sung in -costume, this portrays the many welcome and -pleasing costumes of “ye olden times.” Directions -for minuet included. Very enjoyable.</p> - -<p class="center"><b><span class="u">Any one of the above sent postpaid on receipt of 25 cents.</span></b></p> -<div class="adtitle3">ELDRIDGE ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE<br /> -<small>Franklin, Ohio</small></div></div> - -<hr class="full" /> -<div class="tnote"><div class="center"> -<b>Transcriber’s Notes:</b></div> - -<p>Page 5, “but” changed to “put” (I’ll put it beside)</p> - -<p>Page 13, stage direction changed to match rest of directions. Original read:</p> - -<p>“<i>Mrs. W.</i> (<i>seats herself and takes up bottle of smelling -salts</i>).”</p> - -<p>Page 15, (<a href="images/page_15.jpg">Original page</a>) printing issues led to some errors. Original text is below:</p> - -<div class="blockquot"> -<i>Gladys.</i> Well, mother, brother and I are some tar-<br /> -My dear brother is not forgotten I am glad to see! These<br /> -ties will cultivate a love of beauty.<br /> -</div> - -<p>The top line is repeated almost exactly at the bottom of the page:</p> - -<div class="blockquot"> -(<i>Enter Marie.</i>)<br /> -<br /> -<i>Gladys.</i> Well, mother, brother and I are some tag-<br /> -</div> - -<p>That is the first part of “target” which is finished on the next page. -Additionally, that “Enter” should be an “Exit.” The text has been -edited to reflect these changes.</p> - -<p>Page 16, “(aside)” changed to “(<i>aside</i>)” to match rest of usage. -(Yes madam. (<i>aside</i>). Madam)</p> - -<p>Page 20, “Mrs. Hodges” made italic to match rest of play. (<i>Mrs. -Hodges.</i> (<i>nervously</i>). 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