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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Apaches of New York, by Alfred Henry Lewis
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-Title: The Apaches of New York
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-Author: Alfred Henry Lewis
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE APACHES OF NEW YORK ***
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-Produced by David Widger from page images generously
-provided by the Internet Archive
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-
-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
-
-By Alfred Henry Lewis
-
-Author of “Wolfville,”
-
-“The Boss, Peggy O'Neal,”
-
-“The Sunset Trail,”
-
-“The Throwback,”
-
-“The Story of Paul Jones,” etc.
-
-M. A. Donohue & Company
-
-Chicago New York
-
-1912
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
-[Illustration: 0005]
-
-
-TO
-
-ARTHUR WEST LITTLE
-
-
-These stories are true in name and time and place. None of them in its
-incident happened as far away as three years ago. They were written to
-show you how the other half live--in New York. I had them direct from
-the veracious lips of the police. The gangsters themselves contributed
-sundry details.
-
-You will express amazement as you read that they carry so slight an
-element of Sing Sing and the Death Chair. Such should have been no doubt
-the very proper and lawful climax of more than one of them, and would
-were it not for what differences subsist between a moral and a legal
-certainty. The police know many things they cannot prove in court, the
-more when the question at bay concerns intimately, for life or death, a
-society where the “snitch” is an abomination and to “squeal” the single
-great offense.
-
-Besides, you are not to forget the politician, who in defense of a
-valuable repeater palsies police effort with the cold finger of his
-interference. With apologies to that order, the three links of the
-Odd Fellows are an example of the policeman, the criminal and the
-politician. The latter is the middle link, and holds the other two
-together while keeping them apart.
-
-Alfred Henry Lewis. New York City, Dec. 22, 1911.
-
-
-
-
-
-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-I.--EAT-'EM-UP JACK
-
-
-Chick Tricker kept a house of call at One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park
-Row. There he sold strong drink, wine and beer, mostly beer, and the
-thirsty sat about at sloppy tables and enjoyed themselves. When night
-came there was music, and those who would--and could--arose and danced.
-One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park Row was in recent weeks abolished. The
-Committee of Fourteen, one of those restless moral influences so common
-in New York, complained to the Powers of Excise and had the license
-revoked.
-
-It was a mild February evening. The day shift had gone off watch at One
-Hundred and Twenty-eight, leaving the night shift in charge, and--all
-things running smoothly--Tricker decided upon an evening out. It might
-have been ten o'clock when, in deference to that decision, he stepped
-into the street. It was commencing to snow--flakes as big and soft and
-clinging as a baby's hand. Not that Tricker--hardy soul--much minded
-snow.
-
-Tricker, having notions about meeting Indian Louie, swung across to
-Roosevelt Street. Dodging down five steps, he opened the door of a dingy
-wine-cellar. It was the nesting-place of a bevy of street musicians,
-a dozen of whom were scattered about, quaffing chianti. Their harps,
-fiddles and hand-organs had been chucked into corners, and a general air
-of relaxation pervaded the scene. The room was blue with smoke, rich
-in the odor of garlic, and, since the inmates all talked at once, there
-arose a prodigious racket.
-
-Near where Tricker seated himself reposed a hand-organ. Crouched against
-it was a little, mouse-hued monkey, fast asleep. The day's work had
-told on him. 'Fatigued of much bowing and scraping for coppers, the
-diminutive monkey slept soundly. Not all the hubbub served to shake the
-serene profundity of his dreams.
-
-Tricker idly gave the handle of the organ a twist. Perhaps three notes
-were elicited. It was enough. The little monkey was weary, but he knew
-the voice and heard in it a trumpet-call to duty. With the earliest
-squeak he sprang up--winking, blinking--and, doffing his small red hat,
-began begging for pennies. Tricker gave him a dime, not thinking it
-right to disturb his slumbers for nothing. The mouse-hued one tucked it
-away in some recondite pocket of his scanty jacket, and then, the organ
-having lapsed into silence, curled up for another snooze.
-
-Tricker paid for his glass of wine, and--since he saw nothing of Indian
-Louie, and as a source of interest had exhausted the monkey--lounged off
-into the dark.
-
-In Chatham Square Tricker met a big-chested policeman. Tricker knew the
-policeman, having encountered him officially. As the latter strutted
-along, a small, mustard-colored dog came crouching at his heels.
-
-“What's the dog for?” Tricker asked.
-
-Being in an easy mood, the trivial possessed a charm.
-
-The policeman bent upon the little dog a benign eye. The little dog
-glanced up shyly, wagging a wistful tail.
-
-“He's lost,” vouchsafed the policeman, “and he's put it up to me to find
-out where he lives.” He explained that all lost dogs make hot-foot
-for the nearest policeman. “They know what a cop is for,” said the
-big-chested one. Then, to the little dog: “Come on, my son; we'll land
-you all right yet.”
-
-Tricker continued his stroll. At Doyers Street and the Bowery he
-entered Barney Flynn's. There were forty customers hanging about. These
-loiterers were panhandlers of low degree; they were beneath the notice
-of Tricker, who was a purple patrician of the gangs. One of them could
-have lived all day on a quarter. It meant bed--ten cents--and three
-glasses of beer, each with a free lunch which would serve as a meal.
-Bowery beer is sold by the glass; but the glass holds a quart. The
-Bowery has refused to be pinched by the beer trust.
-
-In Flynn's was the eminent Chuck Connors, his head on his arm and his
-arm on a table. Intoxicated? Perish the thought! Merely taking his usual
-forty winks after dinner, which repast had consisted of four beef-stews.
-Tricker gave him a facetious thump on the back, but he woke in a bilious
-mood, full of haughtiness and cold reserve.
-
-There is a notable feature in Flynn's. The East Side is in its way
-artistic. Most of the places are embellished with pictures done on the
-walls, presumably by the old monsters of the _Police News_. On the rear
-wall of Flynn's is a portrait of Washington on a violent white horse.
-The Father of his Country is in conventional blue and buff, waving a
-vehement blade.
-
-“Who is it?” demanded Proprietor Flynn of the artist, when first brought
-to bay by the violent one on the horse.
-
-“Who is it?” retorted the artist indignantly. “Who should it be but
-Washin'ton, the Father of his Country?”
-
-“Washin'ton?” repeated Flynn. “Who's Washin'ton?”
-
-“Don't you know who Washin'ton is? Say, you ought to go to night school!
-Washin'ton's th' duck who frees this country from th' English.”
-
-“An' he bate th' English, did he? I can well be-lave it! Yez can see be
-th' face of him he's a brave man.” Then, following a rapt silence: “Say,
-I'll tell ye what! Paint me a dead Englishman right down there be his
-horse's fut, an' I'll give ye foor dollars more.”
-
-The generous offer was accepted, and the foreground enriched with a dead
-grenadier.
-
-Coming out of Flynn's, Tricker went briefly into the Chinese Theater.
-The pig-tailed audience, sitting on the backs of the chairs with their
-feet in the wooden seats, were enjoying the performance hugely. Tricker
-listened to the dialogue but a moment; it was unsatisfactory and sounded
-like a cat-fight.
-
-In finding his way out of Doyers Street, Tricker stopped for a moment
-in a little doggery from which came the tump-tump of a piano and the
-scuffle of a dance. The room, not thirty feet long, was cut in two by
-a ramshackle partition. On the grimy wall hung a placard which carried
-this moderate warning:
-
-[Illustration: 0018]
-
-The management seemed to be in the hands of a morose personage, as red
-as a boiled lobster, who acted behind the bar. The piano was of that
-flat, tin-pan tone which bespeaks the veteran. It was drummed upon by
-a bleary virtuoso, who at sight of Tricker--for whose favor he
-yearned--began banging forth a hurly-burly that must have set on edge
-the teeth of every piano in the vicinity. The darky who was dancing
-redoubled his exertions. Altogether, Tricker's entrance was not without
-_éclat_. Not that he seemed impressed as, flinging himself into a chair,
-he listlessly called for apollinaris.
-
-“What do youse pay him?” asked Tricker of the boiled barkeeper,
-indicating as he did so the hardworking colored person.
-
-“Pad-money!”--with a slighting glance. “Pad-money; an' it's twict too
-much.”
-
-Pad-money means pay for a bed.
-
-“Well, I should say so!” coincided Tricker, with the weary yet lofty
-manner of one who is a judge.
-
-In one corner were two women and a trio of men. The men were thieves of
-the cheap grade known as lush-workers. These beasts of prey lie about
-the East Side grog shops, and when some sailor ashore leaves a place,
-showing considerable slant, they tail him and take all he has. They will
-plunder their victim in sight of a whole street. No one will tell. The
-first lesson of Gangland is never to inform nor give evidence. One
-who does is called snitch; and the wages of the snitch is death. The
-lush-workers pay a percentage of their pillage, to what saloons they
-infest, for the privilege of lying in wait.
-
-Tricker pointed to the younger of the two women--about eighteen, she
-was.
-
-“Two years ago,” said Tricker, addressing the boiled barman, “I had her
-pinched an' turned over to the Aid Society. She's so young I thought
-mebby they could save her.”
-
-“Save her!” repeated the boiled one in weary disgust. “Youse can't save
-'em. I used to try that meself. That was long ago. Now”--tossing his
-hand with a resigned air--“now, whenever I see a skirt who's goin' to
-hell, I pay her fare.”
-
-One of the three men was old and gray of hair. He used to be a gonoph,
-and had worked the rattlers and ferries in his youth. But he got settled
-a couple of times, and it broke his nerve. There is an age limit in
-pocket-picking. No pickpocket is good after he passes forty years; so
-far, Dr. Osier was right. Children from twelve to fourteen do the best
-work. Their hands are small and steady; their confidence has not been
-shaken by years in prison. There are twenty New York Fagins--the police
-use the Dickens name--training children to pick pockets. These Fagins
-have dummy subjects faked up, their garments covered with tiny bells.
-The pockets are filled--watch, purse, card-case, handkerchief, gloves.
-Not until a pupil can empty every pocket, without ringing a bell, is he
-fit to go out into the world and look for boobs.
-
-“If Indian Louie shows up,” remarked Tricker to the boiled-lobster
-barman, as he made ready to go, “tell him to blow 'round tomorry evenin'
-to One Hundred and Twenty-eight.”
-
-Working his careless way back to the Bowery, Tricker strolled north
-to where that historic thoroughfare merges into Third Avenue. In Great
-Jones Street, round the corner from Third Avenue, Paul Kelly kept the
-New Brighton. Tricker decided to look in casually upon this hall of
-mirth, and--as one interested--study trade conditions. True, there was
-a coolness between himself and Kelly, albeit, both being of the Five
-Points, they were of the same tribe. What then? As members of the gang
-nobility, had they not won the right to nurse a private feud? De Bracy
-and Bois Guilbert were both Crusaders, and yet there is no record of any
-lost love between them.
-
-In the roll of gang honor Kelly's name was written high. Having been
-longer and more explosively before the public, his fame was even greater
-than Tricker's. There was, too, a profound background of politics to
-the New Brighton. It was strong with Tammany Hall, and, per incident,
-in right with the police. For these double reasons of Kelly's fame, and
-that atmosphere of final politics which invested it, the New Brighton
-was deeply popular. Every foot of dancing floor was in constant demand,
-while would-be merry-makers, crowded off for want of room, sat in a
-triple fringe about the walls.
-
-Along one side of the dancing room was ranged a row of tables. A young
-person, just struggling into gang notice, relinquished his chair at one
-of these to Tricker. This was in respectful recognition of the exalted
-position in Gangland held by Tricker. Tricker unbent toward the young
-person in a tolerant nod, and accepted his submissive politeness as
-though doing him a favor. Tricker was right. His notice, even such as it
-was, graced and illustrated the polite young person in the eyes of all
-who beheld it, and identified him as one of whom the future would hear.
-
-Every East Side dance hall has a sheriff, who acts as floor manager and
-settles difficult questions of propriety. It often happens that, in an
-excess of ardor and a paucity of room, two couples in their dancing seek
-to occupy the same space on the floor. He who makes two blades of grass
-grow where but one grew before, may help his race and doubtless does.
-The rule, however, stops with grass and does not reach to dancing. He
-who tries to make two couples dance, where only one had danced before,
-but lays the bed-plates of a riot. Where all the gentlemen are spirited,
-and the ladies even more so, the result is certain in its character,
-and in no wise hard to guess. Wherefore the dance hall sheriff is not
-without a mission. Likewise his honorable post is full of peril, and he
-must be of the stern ore from which heroes are forged.
-
-The sheriff of the New Brighton was Eat-'Em-Up-Jack McManus. He had been
-a prize-fighter of more or less inconsequence, but a liking for mixed
-ale and a difficulty in getting to weight had long before cured him of
-that. He had won his _nom de guerre_ on the battle-field, where good
-knights were wont to win their spurs. Meeting one of whose conduct
-he disapproved, he had criticized the offender with his teeth, and
-thereafter was everywhere hailed as Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack wore his honors modestly, as great souls ever do, and
-there occurred nothing at the New Brighton to justify that re-baptism.
-There he preserved the proprieties with a black-jack, and never once
-brought his teeth into play. Did some boor transgress, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack
-collared him, and cast him into the outer darkness of Great Jones
-Street. If the delinquent foolishly resisted, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack emphasized
-that dismissal with his boot. In extreme instances he smote upon him
-with a black-jack--ever worn ready on his wrist, although delicately
-hidden, when not upon active service, in his coat sleeve.
-
-Tricker, drinking seltzer and lemon, sat watching the dancers as they
-swept by. He himself was of too grave a cast to dance; it would have
-mismatched with his position.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who could claim social elevation by virtue of his
-being sheriff, came and stood by Tricker's table. The pair greeted one
-another. Their manner, while marked of a careful courtesy, was distant
-and owned nothing of warmth. The feuds of Kelly were the feuds of
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, and the latter knew that Tricker and Kelly stood not as
-brothers.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack paused by Tricker's table, passing an occasional
-remark with that visitor from Park Row, Bill Harrington with Goldie Cora
-whirled by on the currents of the _Beautiful Blue Danube_. Tricker's
-expert tastes rejected with disfavor the dancing of Goldie Cora.
-
-“I don't like the way she t'rows her feet,” he said.
-
-Now Goldie Cora was the belle of the New Brighton. Moreover,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack liked the way she threw her feet, and was honest in
-his admiration. As much might be said of Harrington, who had overheard
-Tricker's remark. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, defending his own judgment, declared
-that Goldie Cora was the sublimation of grace, and danced like a leaf in
-a puff of wind. He closed by discrediting not only the opinion but the
-parentage of Tricker, and advised him to be upon his way lest worse
-happen him.
-
-“Beat it, before I bump me black-jack off your bean!” was the way it was
-sternly put by Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Tricker, cool and undismayed, waved his hand as though brushing aside a
-wearisome insect.
-
-“Can that black-jack guff,” he retorted. “Un'er-stan'; your bein' a
-fighter don't get youse nothin' wit' me!”
-
-Harrington came up. Having waltzed the entire length of the _Beautiful
-Blue Danube_, he had abandoned Goldie Cora, and was now prepared to
-personally resent the imputation inherent in Tricker's remark anent that
-fair one's feet.
-
-“He don't like the way you t'row your feet, eh? I'll make him like it.”
-
-Thus spake Harrington to Goldie Cora, as he turned from her to seek out
-Tricker.
-
-No, Gangland is not so ceremonious as to demand that you lead the lady
-to a seat. Dance ended, it is good form to leave her sticking in the
-furrow, even as a farmer might his plow, and walk away.
-
-Harrington bitterly added his views to Eat-'Em-Up-Jack's, and something
-was said about croaking Tricker then and there. The threats of
-Harrington, as had those of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, glanced off the cool
-surface of Tricker like the moon's rays off a field of ice. He was
-sublimely indifferent, and didn't so much as get off his chair. Only his
-right hand stole under his coat-skirt in an unmistakable way.
-
-“Why, you big stiff! w'at be youse tryin' to give me?” was his only
-separate notice of Harrington. Then, to both: “Unless you guys is
-lookin' to give th' coroner a job, youse won't start nothin' here. Take
-it from me that, w'en I'm bounced out of a dump like this, the bouncin'
-'ll come off in th' smoke.”
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, being neither so quick nor so eloquent as Tricker,
-could only retort, “That's all right! I'll hand you yours before I'm
-done!”
-
-Harrington, after his first outbreak, said nothing, being privily afraid
-of Tricker, and more or less held by the spell of his fell repute.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who feared no man, was kept in check by his obligations
-as sheriff--that, and a sense of duty. True, the situation irked him
-sorely; he felt as though he were in handcuffs. But the present was no
-common case. Tricker would shoot; and a hail of lead down the length
-of the dancing floor meant loss in dollars and cents. This last was
-something which Kelly, always a business man and liking money, would
-be the first to condemn and the last to condone. It would black-eye
-the place; since few care to dance where the ballroom may become a
-battle-field and bullets zip and sing.
-
-“If it was only later!” said Eat-'Em-Up Jack, wistfully.
-
-“Later?” retorted Tricker. “That's easy. You close at one, an' that's
-ten minutes from now. Let the mob make its getaway; an' after that youse
-ducks 'll find me waitin' 'round the corner in Thoid Avenue.”
-
-Tricker, manner nonchalant to the point of insult, loitered to the door,
-pausing on his way to take a leisurely drink at the bar.
-
-“You dubs,” he called back, as he stepped out into Great Jones Street,
-“better bring your gatts!”
-
-Gatts is East Sidese for pistols.
-
-Harrington didn't like the looks of things. He was sorry, he said,
-addressing Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, but he wouldn't be able to accompany him to
-that Third Avenue tryst. He must see Goldie Cora home. The Police had
-just issued an order, calculated invidiously to inconvenience and annoy
-every lady found in the streets after midnight unaccompanied by an
-escort.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack hardly heard him. Personally he wouldn't have
-turned hand or head to have had the company of a dozen Harringtons.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, while lacking many things, lacked not at all in heart.
-
-The New Brighton closed in due time. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack waited until sure
-the junction of Great Jones Street and Third Avenue was quite deserted.
-As he came 'round the corner, gun in hand, Tricker--watchful as
-a cat--stepped out of a stairway. There was a blazing, rattling
-fusillade--twelve shots in all. When the shooting was at an end,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack had vanished. Tricker, save for a reason, would have
-followed his vanishing example; there was a bullet embedded in the calf
-of his leg.
-
-Tricker hopped painfully into a stairway, where he might have advantage
-of the double gloom. He had lighted a cigarette, and was coolly leaning
-against the entrance, when two policemen came running up.
-
-“What was that shooting?” demanded one.
-
-“Oh, a couple of geeks started to hand it to each other,” was Tricker's
-careless reply.
-
-“Did either get hurt?”
-
-“One of 'em cops it in th' leg. Th' other blew.”
-
-“What became of the one who's copped?”
-
-“Oh, him? He hops into one of th' stairways along here.”
-
-The officers didn't see the spreading pool of blood near Tricker's
-foot. They hurried off to make a ransack of the stairways, while Tricker
-hobbled out to a cab he had signaled, and drove away.
-
-Twenty-four hours later!
-
-Not a block from where he'd fought his battle with Tricker,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack was walking in Third Avenue. He was as lone as Lot's
-wife; for he nourished misanthropic sentiments and discouraged company.
-It was a moonless night and very dark, the snow still coming down. What
-with the storm and the hour, the streets were as empty as a church.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack passed the building farthest from the corner lamp, a
-crouching figure stepped out of the doorway. Had it been two o'clock
-in the afternoon, instead of two o'clock in the morning, you would have
-seen that he of the crouching figure was smooth and dark-skinned as
-to face, and that his blue-black hair had been cut after a tonsorial
-fashion popular along the Bowery as the Guinea Lop. The crouching one
-carried in his hand what seemed to be a rolled-up newspaper. In that
-rolled-up paper lay hidden a two-foot piece of lead pipe.
-
-The crouching blue-black one crept after Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, making no more
-noise than a cat. He uplifted the lead pipe, grasping it the while with
-both hands.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, as unaware of his peril as of what was passing in the
-streets of Timbuctoo, slouched heavily forward, deep in thought, Perhaps
-he was considering a misspent youth, and chances thrown away.
-
-The lead pipe came down.
-
-There was a dull crash, and Eat-'Em-Up-Jack--without word or cry--fell
-forward on his face. Blood ran from mouth and ears, and melted redly
-into the snow.
-
-The crouching blue-black one shrank back into the stairway, and was seen
-no more. The street returned to utter emptiness. There remained only
-the lifeless body of Eat-'Em-Up-jack. Nothing beyond, save the softly
-falling veil of snow, with the street lamps shining through.
-
-
-
-
-II.--THE BABY'S FINGERS
-
-
-It was a Central Office man who told me how the baby lost its fingers.
-I like Central Office men; they live romances and have adventures. The
-man I most shrink from is your dull, proper individual to whom nothing
-happens. You have seen a hundred such. Rigidly correct, they go
-uneventfully to and fro upon their little respectable tracks. Evenings,
-from the safe yet severe vantage of their little respectable porches,
-they pass judgment upon humanity from across the front fence. After
-which, they go inside and weary their wives with their tasteless, pale
-society, while those melancholy matrons question themselves, in a spirit
-of tacit despair, concerning the blessings of matrimony. In the end,
-first thanking heaven that they are not as other men, they retire to
-bed, to rise in the dawning and repeat the history of every pulseless
-yesterday of their existence. Nothing ever overtakes them that doesn't
-overtake a clam. They are interesting, can be interesting, to no one
-save themselves. To talk with one an hour is like being lost in the
-desert an hour. I prefer people into whose lives intrudes some element
-of adventure, and who, as they roll out of their blankets in the
-morning, cannot give you, word and minute, just what they will be saying
-and doing every hour in the coming twelve.
-
-My Central Office friend, in telling of the baby's absent fingers, began
-by speaking of Johnny Spanish. Spanish has been sent to prison for no
-less than seven years. Dribben and Blum arrested him, and when the next
-morning he was paraded at the Central Office looking-over, the speech
-made upon him by Commissioner Flynn set a resentful pulse to beating in
-his swarthy cheek.
-
-Not that Spanish had been arrested for the baby's lost fingers. That
-story in the telling came later, although the wrong it registered had
-happened months before. Dribben and Blum picked him up--as a piece of
-work it did them credit--for what occurred in Mersher Miller's place.
-
-As all the world knows, Mersher Miller, or as he is called among his
-intimates, Mersher the Strong-Arm, conducts a beer house at 171 Norfolk
-Street. It was a placid April evening, and Mersher's brother, as
-bottle-tosser, was busy behind the bar. Mersher himself was not in,
-which--for Mersher--may or may not have been greatly to the good.
-
-Spanish came into the place. His hat was low-drawn over his black eyes.
-Mersher's brother, wiping glasses, didn't know him.
-
-“Where's Mersher?” asked Spanish.
-
-“Not here,” quoth Mersher's brother.
-
-“You'll do,” returned Spanish. “Give me ten dollars out of the damper.”
-
-Mersher's brother held this proposal in finance to be foolishly
-impossible, and was explicit on that head. He insisted, not without
-scorn, that he was the last man in the world to give a casual caller ten
-dollars out of the damper or anything else.
-
-“I'll be back,” replied Spanish, “an' I bet then you'll give me that
-ten-spot.”
-
-“That's Johnny Spanish,” declared a bystander, when Spanish, muttering
-his discontent, had gone his threatening way.
-
-Mersher's brother doubted it. He had heard of Spanish, but had never
-seen him. It was his understanding that Spanish was not in town at all,
-having lammistered some time before.
-
-“He's wanted be th' cops,” Mersher's brother argued. “You don't suppose
-he's sucker enough to walk into their mitts? He wouldn't dare show up in
-town.”
-
-“Don't con yourself,” replied the bystander, who had a working knowledge
-of Gangland and its notables. “That's Spanish, all right. He was out of
-town, but not because of the bulls. It's the Dropper he's leary of; an'
-now th' Dropper's in hock he's chased back. You heard what he said about
-comin' 'round ag'in? Take my tip an' rib yourself up wit' a rod. That
-Spanish is a tough kid!”
-
-The evening wore on at Mersher's; one hour, two hours, three went
-peaceably by. The clock pointed to eleven.
-
-Without warning a lowering figure appeared at the door.
-
-“There he is!” exclaimed the learned bystander. Then he added with a
-note of pride, albeit shaky as to voice: “What did I tell youse?”
-
-The figure in the doorway strode forward. It was Spanish. A second
-figure--hat over eyes--. followed hard on his heels. With a flourish,
-possible only to the close student of Mr. Beadle's dime literature,
-Spanish drew two Colt's pistols.
-
-“Come through wit' that ten!” said he to Mersher's brother.
-
-Mersher's brother came through, and came through swiftly.
-
-“I thought so!” sneered Spanish, showing his side teeth like a dog whose
-feelings have been hurt. “Now come through wit' th' rest!”
-
-Mersher's brother eagerly gave him the contents of the cash
-drawer--about eighty dollars.
-
-Spanish, having pocketed the money, wheeled upon the little knot of
-customers, who, after the New York manner when crime is afoot, had stood
-motionless with no thought of interfering.
-
-“Hands up! Faces to the wall!” cried Spanish. “Everybody's dough looks
-good to me to-night!”
-
-The customers, acting in such concert that it seemed as though they'd
-been rehearsed, hands held high, turned their faces to the wall.
-
-“You keep them covered,” said Spanish to his dark companion in arms,
-“while I go through 'em.”
-
-The dark companion leveled his own pistol in a way calculated to do
-the most harm, and Spanish reaped an assortment of cheap watches and a
-handful of bills.
-
-Spanish came round on Mersher's brother. The latter had stooped down
-until his eyes were on a par with the bar.
-
-“Now,” said Spanish to Mersher's brother, “I might as well cook you.
-I've no use for barkeeps, anyway, an' besides you're built like a pig
-an' I don't like your looks!”
-
-Spanish began to shoot, and Mersher's brother began to dodge. Ducking
-and dodging, the latter ran the length of the bar, Spanish faithfully
-following with his bullets. There were two in the ice box, two through
-the mirror, five in the top of the bar. Each and all, they had been
-too late for Mersher's brother, who, pale as a candle, emerged from the
-bombardment breathing heavily but untouched.
-
-“An' this,” cried Ikey the pawnbroker, ten minutes after Spanish had
-disappeared--Ikey was out a red watch and sixty dollars--“an' this iss
-vat Mayor Gaynor calls 'outvard order an' decency'!”
-
-It was upon the identification of the learned bystander that Dribben
-and Blum went to work, and it was for that stick-up in Mersher's the two
-made the collar.
-
-“It's lucky for you guys,” said Spanish, his eye sparkling venomously
-like the eye of a snake--“it's lucky for you guys that you got me
-wit'out me guns. I'd have croaked one of you bulls sure, an' maybe both,
-an' then took th' Dutch way out me-self.”
-
-The Dutch way out, with Spanish and his immediate circle, means suicide,
-it being a belief among them that the Dutch are a melancholy brood, and
-favor suicide as a means of relief when the burdens of life become more
-than they can bear.
-
-Spanish, however, did not have his gun when he was pinched, and
-therefore did not croak Dribben and Blum, and do the Dutch act for
-himself. Dribben and Blum are about their daily duties as thief takers,
-as this is read, while Spanish is considering nature from between the
-Sing Sing bars. Dribben and Blum say that, even if Spanish had had his
-guns, he would neither have croaked them nor come near it, and in what
-bluffs he put up to that lethal effect he was talking through his hat.
-For myself, I say nothing, neither one way nor the other, except that
-Dribben and Blum are bold and enterprising officers, and Spanish is the
-very heart of quenchless desperation.
-
-By word of my Central Office informant, Spanish has seen twenty-two
-years and wasted most of them. His people dwell somewhere in the wilds
-of Long Island, and are as respectable as folk can be on two dollars a
-day. Spanish did not live with his people, preferring the city, where he
-cut a figure in Suffolk, Norfolk, Forsyth, Hester, Grand, and other East
-Side avenues.
-
-At one time Spanish had a gallery number, and his picture held an
-important place in Central Office regard. It was taken out during what
-years the inadequate Bingham prevailed as Commissioner of Police. A row
-arose over a youth named Duffy, who was esteemed by an eminent Judge.
-Duffy's picture was in the gallery, and the judge demanded its removal.
-It being inconvenient to refuse the judge, young Duffy's picture was
-taken out; and since to make fish of one while making flesh of others
-might have invited invidious comment, some hundreds of pictures--among
-them that of Spanish--were removed at the same time.
-
-It pleased Spanish vastly when his mug came out of the gallery. Not that
-its presence there was calculated to hurt his standing; not but what it
-was bound to go back as a certain incident of his method of life. Its
-removal was a wound to police vanity; and, hating the police, he found
-joy in whatsoever served to wring their azure withers.
-
-When, according to the rules of Bertillon, Spanish was thumb-printed,
-mugged and measured, the police described him on their books as
-Pickpocket and Fagin. The police affirmed that he not only worked the
-Broadway rattlers in his own improper person, but--paying a compliment
-to his genius for organization--that he had drawn about himself a group
-of children and taught them to steal for his sinful use. It is no more
-than truth to say, however, that never in New York City was Spanish
-convicted as either a Fagin or a pickpocket, and the police--as he
-charges--may have given him these titles as a cover for their ignorance,
-which some insist is of as deep an indigo as the hue of their own coats.
-
-Spanish was about seventeen when he began making an East Side stir.
-He did not yearn to be respectable. He had borne witness to the hard
-working respectability of his father and mother, and remembered nothing
-as having come from it more than aching muscles and empty pockets. Their
-clothes were poor, their house was poor, their table poor. Why should he
-fret himself with ideals of the respectable?
-
-Work?
-
-It didn't pay.
-
-In his blood, too, flowed malignant cross-currents, which swept him
-towards idleness and all manner of violences.
-
-Nor did the lesson of the hour train him in selfrestraint. All over New
-York City, in Fifth Avenue, at the Five Points, the single cry was, Get
-the Money! The rich were never called upon to explain their prosperity.
-The poor were forever being asked to give some legal reason for their
-poverty. Two men in a magistrate's court are fined ten dollars each. One
-pays, and walks free; the other doesn't, and goes to the Island. Spanish
-sees, and hears, and understands.
-
-“Ah!” cries he, “that boob went to the Island not for what he did but
-for not having ten bones!”
-
-And the lesson of that thunderous murmur--reaching from the Battery to
-Kingsbridge--of Get the Money! rushes upon him; and he makes up his mind
-to heed it. Also, there are uncounted scores like Spanish, and other
-uncounted scores with better coats than his, who are hearing and seeing
-and reasoning the same way.
-
-Spanish stood but five feet three, and his place was among the
-lightweights. Such as the Dropper, who tilted the scales at 180, and
-whose name of Dropper had been conferred upon him because every time he
-hit a man he dropped him--such as Ike the Blood, as hard and heavy as
-the Dropper and whose title of the Blood had not been granted in any
-spirit of factitiousness--laughed at him. What matter that his heart
-was high, his courage proof? Physically, he could do nothing with these
-dangerous ones--as big as dangerous! And so, ferociously ready to even
-things up, he began packing a rod.
-
-While Spanish, proceeding as best he might by his dim standards, was
-struggling for gang eminence and dollars, Alma, round, dark, vivacious,
-eyes as deep and soft and black as velvet, was the unchallenged belle of
-her Williamsburg set. Days she worked as a dressmaker, without getting
-rich. Nights she went to rackets, which are dances wide open and
-unfenced. Sundays she took in picnics, or rode up and down on the
-trolleys--those touring cars of the poor.
-
-Spanish met Alma and worshipped her, for so was the world made. Being
-thus in love, while before he, Spanish, had only needed money, now he
-had to have it. For love's price to a man is money, just as its price to
-a woman is tears.
-
-Casting about for ways and means, Spanish's money-hunting eye fell upon
-Jigger. Jigger owned a stuss-house in Forsyth Street, between Hester and
-Grand. Jigger was prosperous beyond the dreams of avarice. Multitudes,
-stabbing stuss, thronged his temple of chance. As a quick, sure way to
-amass riches, Spanish decided to become Jigger's partner. Between them
-they would divide the harvest of Forsyth Street stuss.
-
-The golden beauty of the thought lit up the dark face of Spanish with
-a smile that was like a splash of vicious sunshine. Alma, in the
-effulgence of her toilets, should overpower all rivalry! At rout and
-racket, he, Spanish, would lead the hard walk with her, and she should
-shine out upon Gangland fashion like a fire in a forest.
-
-His soul having wallowed itself weary in these visions, Spanish sought
-Jigger as a step towards making the visions real. Spanish and his
-proposition met with obstruction. Jigger couldn't see it, wouldn't have
-it.
-
-Spanish was neither astonished nor dismayed. He had foreseen the
-Jiggerian reluctance, and was organized to break it down. When Jigger
-declined his proffered partnership--in which he, Jigger, must furnish
-the capital while Spanish contributed only his avarice--and asked, “Why
-should I?” he, Spanish, was ready with an answer.
-
-“Why should you?” and Spanish repeated Jigger's question so that his
-reply might have double force. “Because, if you don't, I'll bump youse
-off.” Gangland is so much like Missouri that you must always be prepared
-to show it. Gangland takes nothing on trust. And, if you try to run a
-bluff, it calls you. Spanish wore a low-browed, sullen, sour look. But
-he had killed no one, owned no dread repute, and Jigger was used to
-sullen, sour, lowbrowed looks. Thus, when Spanish spoke of bumping
-Jigger off, that courtier of fortune, full of a case-hardened
-scepticism, laughed low and long and mockingly. He told the
-death-threatening Spanish to come a-running.
-
-Spanish didn't come a-running, but he came much nearer it than Jigger
-liked. Crossing up with the perverse Jigger the next evening, at the
-corner of Forsyth and Grand, he opened upon that obstinate stuss dealer
-with a Colt's-38. Jigger managed to escape, but little Sadie Rotin,
-_otat_ eight, was killed. Jigger, who was unarmed, could not return the
-fire. Spanish, confused and flurried, doubtless, by the poor result of
-his gun-play, betook himself to flight.
-
-The police did not get Spanish; but in Gangland the incident did him
-little good. At the Ajax Club, and in other places where the best
-blood of the gangs was wont to unbuckle and give opinions, such
-sentiment-makers as the Dropper, Ike the Blood, Kid Kleiney, Little
-Beno, Fritzie Rice, Kid Strauss, the Humble Dutchman, Zamo, and the
-Irish Wop, held but one view. Such slovenly work was without precedent
-as without apology. To miss Jigger aroused ridicule. But to go
-farther, and kill a child playing in the street, spelled bald disgrace.
-Thereafter no self-respecting lady would drink with Spanish, no
-gentleman of gang position would return his nod. He would be given the
-frozen face at the rackets, the icy eye in the streets.
-
-To be sure, his few friends, contending feebly, insisted that it wasn't
-Spanish who had killed the little Rotin girl. When Spanish cracked off
-his rod at Jigger, others had caught the spirit. A half dozen guns--they
-said--had been set blazing; and it was some unknown practitioner who had
-shot down the little Rotin girl. What were the heart-feelings of father
-and mother Rotin, to see their baby killed, did not appeal as a question
-to either the friends or foes of Spanish. Gangland is interested only in
-dollars or war.
-
-That contention of his friends did not restore Spanish in the general
-estimation. All must confess that at least he had missed Jigger. And
-Jigger without a rod! It crowded hard upon the unbelievable, and could
-be accounted for only upon the assumption that Spanish was rattled,
-which is worse than being scared. Mere fear might mean no more than an
-excess of prudence. To get rattled, everywhere and under all conditions,
-is the mean sure mark of weakness.
-
-While discussion, like a pendulum, went swinging to and fro,
-Spanish--possibly a-smart from what biting things were being said in his
-disfavor--came to town, and grievously albeit casually shot an unknown.
-Following which feat he again disappeared. None knew where he had gone.
-His whereabouts was as much a mystery as the identity of the unknown
-whom he had shot, or the reason he had shot him. These two latter
-questions are still borne as puzzles upon the ridge of gang conjecture.
-
-That this time he had hit his man, however, lifted Spanish somewhat from
-out those lower reputational depths into which missing Jigger had cast
-him. The unknown, to be sure, did not die; the hospital books showed
-that. But he had stopped a bullet. Which last proved that Spanish
-wasn't always rattled when he pulled a gun. The incident, all things
-considered, became a trellis upon which the reputation of Spanish,
-before so prone and hopeless, began a little to climb.
-
-The strenuous life doesn't always blossom and bear good fruit. Balked
-in his intended partnership with Jigger, and subsequently missing
-Jigger--to say nothing of the business of the little Rotin girl, dead
-and down under the grass roots--Spanish not only failed to Get the
-Money! but succeeded in driving himself out of town. Many and vain were
-the gang guesses concerning him. Some said he was in Detroit, giving
-professional aid to a gifted booster. The latter was of the feminine
-gender, and, aside from her admitted genius for shoplifting, was
-acclaimed the quickest hand with a hanger--by which you are to
-understand that outside pendant purse wherewith women equip themselves
-as they go forth to shop--of all the gon-molls between the two oceans.
-Others insisted that Spanish was in Baltimore, and had joined out with
-a mob of poke-getters. The great, the disastrous thing, however--and to
-this all Gangland agreed--was that he had so bungled his destinies as to
-put himself out of New York.
-
-“Detroit! Baltimore!” exclaimed the Dropper. “W'y, it's woise'n bein' in
-stir! A guy might as well be doin' time as live in them burgs!”
-
-The Dropper, in his iron-fisted way, was sincere in what he said. Later,
-he himself was given eighteen spaces in Sing Sing, which exile he might
-have missed had he fled New York in time. But he couldn't, and didn't.
-And so the Central Office got him, the District Attorney prosecuted
-him, the jury convicted him, and the judge sentenced him to that long
-captivity. Living in New York is not a preference, but an appetite--like
-drinking whiskey--and the Dropper had acquired the habit.
-
-What was the Dropper settled for?
-
-Robbery.
-
-It's too long to tell here, however, besides being another story. Some
-other day I may give it to you.
-
-Spanish, having abandoned New York, could no longer bear Alma loving
-company at picnic, rout and racket. What was Alma to do? She lived for
-routs, reveled in rackets, joyed in picnics. Must these delights be
-swept away? She couldn't go alone--it was too expensive. Besides, it
-would evince a lack of class.
-
-Alma, as proud and as wedded to her social position as any silken member
-of the Purple and Fine Linen Gang that ever rolled down Fifth Avenue in
-her brougham, revolved these matters upon her wheel of thought. Also,
-she came to conclusions. She, an admitted belle, could not consent to
-social obliteration. Spanish had fled; she worshipped his black eyes,
-his high courage; she would keep a heart-corner vacant for him in case
-he came back. Pending his return, however, she would go into society;
-and, for those reasons of expense and class and form, she would not go
-alone.
-
-Alma submitted her position to a beribboned jury of her peers. Their
-judgment ran abreast of her own.
-
-“A goil would be a mutt,” they said, “to stay cocked up at home. An' yet
-a goil couldn't go chasin' around be her lonesome. Alma”--this was their
-final word--“you must cop off another steady.”
-
-“But what would Johnny say?” asked Alma; for she couldn't keep her
-thoughts off Spanish, of whom she stood a little bit in fear.
-
-“Johnny's beat it, ain't he?” returned the advisory jury of friends.
-“There ain't no kick comin' to a guy what's beat it. He ain't no longer
-in th' picture.”
-
-Alma, thus free to pick and choose by virtue of the absence of Spanish,
-picked the Dropper. The latter chieftain was flattered. Taking Alma
-proudly yet tenderly under his mighty arm, he led her to suppers such
-as she had never eaten, bought her drinks such as she had never tasted,
-revolved with her at rackets where tickets were a dollar a throw, the
-orchestra seven pieces, and the floor shone like glass. It was a cut or
-two above anything that Spanish had given her, and Alma, who thought it
-going some, failed not to say so.
-
-Alma was proud of the Dropper; the Dropper was proud of her. She told
-her friends of the money he spent; and the friends warmed the cockles of
-her little heart by shrilly exclaiming at pleasant intervals:
-
-“Ain't he th' swell guy!”
-
-“Betcher boots he's th' swell guy,” Alma would rejoin; “an' he's got
-money to boin a wet dog! Th' only t'ing that worries me,” Alma would
-conclude, “is Johnny. S'ppose he blows in some day, an' lays for th'
-Dropper?'
-
-“Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop,” the friends would consolingly
-return. “He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny
-Spanish.”
-
-The Round Back Rangers--it was, I think, the Round Backs--gave an
-outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were
-in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden
-horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
-
-Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to
-the banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always
-interesting, sometimes educational.
-
-Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a
-crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for
-his slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the
-common curse of every age.
-
-“W'at do youse know about it?” sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman,
-who envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
-
-“W'at do I know about it?” came heatedly from Slimmy. “Do youse think I
-ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up
-for four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th'
-warden if I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's
-always been crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even
-if he don't go 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere
-away in his make-up that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's
-different from him he figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out
-crusadin'. In th' old days it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys.
-Now it's rum, or racin', or Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let
-a community get the crusade bug, an' something's got to go. There's a
-village over in Joisey, an,' there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills
-to get busy wit', they ups an' bounces an old geezer out of th' only
-church in town for pitchin' horse-shoes.”
-
-Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
-
-“But about them Paynims, Slimmy?” urged Alma.
-
-“It's hundreds of years ago,” Slimmy resumed. “Th' Paynims hung out in
-Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on
-'em; an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd
-flare up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in
-France, an' th' other lads wit' crowns.
-
-“'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine.
-D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork;
-they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee;
-they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money,
-marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our
-gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'
-
-“Philip an' the other crowned lads at this would agree wit' Richard.
-'Them Paynims is certainly th' worst ever!' they'd say; an' one woid'd
-borry another, until the crusade is on. Some afternoon you'd hear the
-newsies in th' streets yellin', 'Wux-try!' an' there it'd be in big
-black type, 'Richard, Philip an' their gallant bands of Strong-Arms have
-landed in Palestine.'”
-
-“An' then w'at, Slimmy?” cooed Alma, who hung on every word.
-
-“As far as I can see, th' Christians always had it on th' Paynims,
-always had 'em shaded, when it comes to a scrap. Th' Christian lads
-had th' punch; an' th' Paynims must have been wise to it; for no sooner
-would Richard, Philip an' their roly-boly boys hit th' dock, than th'
-Paynims would take it on th' run for th' hills. Their mullahs would
-try to rally 'em, be tellin' 'em that whoever got downed fightin'
-Christians, the prophet would punch his ticket through for paradise
-direct, an' no stop-overs.
-
-“'That's all right about the prophet!' they'd say, givin' th' mullahs
-th' laugh. An' then they'd beat it for th' next ridge.”
-
-“Them Paynims must have been a bunch of dead ones,” commented the
-Dropper.
-
-“Not bein' able to get on a match,” continued Slimmy, without heeding
-the Dropper, “th' Paynims declinin' their game, th' Christian hosts
-would rough house th' country generally, an' in a way of speakin' stand
-th' Holy Land on its head. Do what they would, however, they couldn't
-coax th' Paynims into th' ring wit' 'em; an' so after a while they
-decides that Palestine's th' bummest place they'd ever struck. Mebby,
-too, they'd begin havin' woid from home that their wives was gettin'
-a little gay, or their kids was goin' round marryin' th' kids of their
-enemies, an' that one way an' another their domestic affairs was on th'
-fritz. At this, Richard'd go loafin' over to Philip's tent, an' say:
-
-“'Philly, me boy, I don't know how this crusade strikes youse, but if
-I'm any judge of these great moral movements, it's on th' blink. An'
-so,' he'd go on, 'Philly, it's me for Merrie England be th' night boat.'
-
-“Wit' that, they'd break for home; an', when they got there, they'd
-mebby hand out a taste of th' strap to mamma an' th' babies, just to
-teach 'em not to go runnin' out of form th' next time father's far
-away.”
-
-“Youse don't bank much on crusades, Slimmy?” Ike the Blood said.
-
-The Blood had more than a passing interest in the movement, mention of
-which had started the discussion, being himself a part proprietor in one
-of those threatened Raines Law Hotels.
-
-“Blood,” observed Slimmy, oracularly, “them moral movements is like a
-hornet; they stings onct an' then they dies.”
-
-Alma's attention was drawn to Mollie Squint--so called because of an
-optical slant which gave her a vague though piquant look. Mollie Squint
-was motioning from the outskirts of the little group. Alma pointed to
-the Dropper. Should she bring him? Mollie Squint shook her head.
-
-Leaving the Dropper, Alma joined Mollie Squint.
-
-“It's Johnny,” gasped Mollie Squint. “He wants you; he's over be that
-bunch of trees.”
-
-Alma hung back; some impression of peril seized her.
-
-“Better go,” whispered Mollie Squint. “He's onto you an' the Dropper,
-an' if you don't go he'll come lookin' for you. Then him an' the
-Dropper'll go to th' mat wit' each other, an' have it awful. Give Johnny
-one of your soft talks, an' mebby youse can smooth him down. Stall him
-off be tellin' him you'll see him to-night at Ding Dong's.”
-
-Mollie Squint's advice seemed good, and as the lesser of two evils Alma
-decided to go. Mollie Squint did not accompany her.
-
-“Tell th' Dropper I'll be back in a moment,” said Alma to Mollie Squint,
-“an' don't wise him up about Johnny.”
-
-Alma met Spanish at the far corner of the clump of trees. There was no
-talk, no time for talk. They were all alone. As she drew near, he pulled
-a pistol and shot her through and through the body.
-
-Alma's moaning cry was heard by the Dropper--that, and the sound of
-the shot. When the Dropper reached her, she was lying senseless in the
-shadow of the trees--a patch of white and red against the green of the
-grass. Spanish was nowhere in sight..
-
-Alma was carried to the hospital, and revived. But she would say
-nothing, give no names--staunch to the spirit of the Gangs. Only she
-whispered feebly to Mollie Squint, when the Dropper had been sent away
-by the doctors:
-
-“Johnny must have loved me a lot to shoot me up like he did. A guy has
-got to love a goil good and plenty before he'll try to cook her.”
-
-“Did youse tell th' hospital croakers his name?” asked Mollie Squint.
-
-“Of course not! I never squealed to nobody. Do youse think I'd put poor
-Johnny in wrong?”
-
-“Then I won't,” said Mollie Squint.
-
-An attendant told Mollie Squint that she must go; certain surgeons had
-begun to assemble. Mollie Squint, tears falling, kissed Alma good-by.
-
-“Give Johnny all me love,” whispered Alma. “Tell him I'm no snitch; I'll
-stick.”
-
-The Dropper did not have to be told whose bullet had struck down his
-star, his Alma. That night, Kid Kleiney with him, he went looking for
-Spanish. The latter, as jealous as Satan, was looking for the Dropper.
-Of the two, Spanish must have conducted his hunting with the greater
-circumspection or the greater luck; for about eleven of the clock he
-crept up behind the Dropper, as the latter and Kid Kleiney were walking
-in East Broadway, and planted a bullet in his neck. Kid Kleiney 'bout
-faced at the crack of the pistol, and was in fortunate time to stop
-Spanish's second bullet with one of the big buttons on his coat. Kid
-Kleiney fell by the side of the wounded Dropper, jarred off his feet by
-the shock.' He was able, however, when the police came up, to help place
-the Dropper in an ambulance.
-
-Spanish?
-
-Vanished--as usual.
-
-The police could get no line on him, did get no line on him, until
-months later, when, as related--the Dropper having been lagged for
-robbery, and safely caged--he came back to stick up the joint of Mersher
-the Strong-Arm, and be arrested by Dribben and Blum.
-
-The baby and I met casually in a Williamsburg street, where Alma
-had brought it to take the air, which was bad. Alma was thin-faced,
-hollow-eyed, but I could see that she had been pretty. She said she was
-twenty and the baby less than a year, and I think she told the truth.
-
-No one among Alma's friends finds fault with either the baby or herself,
-although both are without defence by the canons of high morality. There
-is warmth in the world; and, after all, the case of Alma and the baby is
-not so much beyond the common, except as to the baby's advent, which was
-dramatic and after the manner of Cæsar.
-
-Folk say the affair reflects illustriously upon the hospital. Also, what
-surgeons officiated are inclined to plume themselves; for have not Alma
-and the baby lived? I confess that those boastful scientists are not
-wanting in excuse for strutting, although they ought, perhaps, in honor,
-to divide credit with Alma and the baby as being hard to kill.
-
-It is not an ugly baby as babies go. Not that I pretend to be a judge.
-As I paused by its battered perambulator, it held up a rose-leaf hand,
-as though inviting me to look; and I looked. The little claw possessed
-but three talons; the first two fingers had been shot away. When I asked
-how, Alma lowered her head sadly, saying nothing. It would have been
-foolish to ask the baby. It couldn't talk. Moreover, since the fingers
-were shot away before it was born, it could possess no clear memory as
-to details.
-
-It is a healthy baby. Alma loves it dearly, and can be depended upon to
-give it every care. That is, she can be if she lives; and on that head
-her worn thinness alarms her friends, who wish she were fatter. Some say
-her thinness is the work of the bullet. Others believe that a sorrow is
-sapping her heart.
-
-
-
-
-III.--HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA
-
-
-The Bottler was round, inoffensive, well-dressed, affable. He was also
-generous, as the East Side employs the term. Any one could touch him
-for a quarter upon a plea of beef stew, and if plaintively a bed
-were mentioned, for as much as fifty cents. For the Bottler was a
-money-maker, and had Suffolk Street position as among its richest
-capitalists.
-
-What bridge whist is to Fifth Avenue so is stuss to the East Side.
-No one save the dealer wins at stuss, and yet the device possesses an
-alluring feature. When the victim gets up from the table, the bank under
-the descriptive of viggresh returns him one-tenth of his losings. No
-one ever leaves a stuss game broke, and that final ray of sure sunshine
-forms indubitably the strong attraction. Stuss licks up as with a tongue
-of fire a round full fifth of all the East Side earns, and to viggresh
-should be given the black glory thereof.
-
-The Bottler owned talents to make money. Morally careless, liking the
-easy way, with, over all, that bent for speculation which sets some
-folk to dealing in stocks and others to dealing cards, those moneymaking
-talents found expression in stuss. Not that the Bottler was so
-weak-minded as to buck the game. Wise, prudent, solvent, he went the
-other way about it, his theater of operations being 135 Suffolk. Also,
-expanding liberally, the Bottler endowed his victims, as--stripped of
-their last dollar--they shoved back their hopeless chairs, with not ten,
-but fifteen per cent, of what sums they had changed in. This rendered
-135 Suffolk a most popular resort, and the foolish stood four deep about
-the Bottler's tables every night in the week.
-
-The Bottler lacked utterly the war-heart, and was in no wise a fighter.
-He had the brawn, but not the soul, and this heart-sallowness would have
-threatened his standing save for those easy generosities. Gangland is
-not dull, and will overlook even a want of courage in one who, for bed
-and beef stews, freely places his purse at its disposal.
-
-There are two great gangs on the East Side. These are the Five Points
-and the Monk Eastmans. There are smaller gangs, but each owes allegiance
-to either the one or the other of the two great gangs, and fights round
-its standard in event of general gang war.
-
-There is danger in belonging to either of these gangs. But there is
-greater danger in not. I speak of folk of the Bottler's ways and walks.
-The Five Points and Eastmans are at feud with one another, and the fires
-of their warfare are never permitted to die out. Membership in one means
-that it will buckler you against the other while you live, and avenge
-you should you fall. Membership in neither means that you will be raided
-and rough-housed and robbed by both.
-
-The Bottler's stuss house was--like every other of its kind--a Castle
-Dangerous. To the end that the peril of his days and nights be reduced
-to minimum, he united himself with the Five Points. True, he could not
-be counted upon as a _shtocker_ or strong-arm; but he had money and
-would part with it, and gang war like all war demands treasure. Bonds
-must be given; fines paid; the Bottler would have his uses. Wherefore
-the Five Points opened their arms and their hearts to receive him.
-
-The Eastmans had suffered a disorganizing setback when the chief, who
-gave the sept its name, went up the river for ten years. On the heels of
-that sorrowful retirement, it became a case of York and Lancaster; two
-claimants for the throne stood forth. These were Ritchie Fitzpatrick and
-Kid Twist, both valorous, both with reputations of having killed, both
-with clouds of followers at their backs.
-
-Twist, in whom abode the rudiments of a savage diplomacy, proposed a
-conference. Fitzpatrick at that conference was shot to death, and
-Kid Dahl, a near friend of Twist, stood for the collar. Dahl was thus
-complacent because Fitzpatrick had not died by his hand.
-
-The police, the gangs and the politicians are not without a sinister
-wisdom. When life has been taken, and to punish the slayer would be an
-inconvenience, some one who didn't do the killing submits to arrest.
-This covers the retreat of the guilty. Also, the public is appeased.
-Later, when the public's memory sleeps, the arrested one--for lack of
-evidence--is set at liberty.
-
-When Fitzpatrick was killed, to clear the path to gang leadership
-before the aspiring feet of Twist, the police took Dahl, who all but
-volunteered for the sacrifice. Dahl went smilingly to jail, while the
-real murderer of Fitzpatrick attended that dead personage's wake, and
-later appeared at the funeral. This last, however, by the nicer tastes
-of Gangland, was complained of as bordering upon vulgarity.
-
-Fitzpatrick was buried with a lily in his hand, and Twist was hailed
-chief of the Eastmans. Dahl remained in the Tombs a reasonable number of
-weeks, and then resumed his position in society. It was but natural, and
-to the glory of stumbling human nature, that Dahl should dwell warmly in
-the grateful regard of Twist.
-
-Twist, now chief of the Eastmans, cast about to establish Dahl. There
-was the Bottler, with his stuss Golconda in Suffolk Street. Were not his
-affiliations with the Five Points? Was he not therefore the enemy? The
-Bottler was an Egyptian, and Twist resolved to spoil him in the interest
-of Dahl.
-
-Twist, with Dahl, waited upon the Bottler. Argument was short and to
-the point. Said Twist: “Bottler, the Kid”--indicating the expectant
-Dahl--“is in wit' your stuss graft from now on. It's to be an even
-break.”
-
-The news almost checked the beating of the Bottler's heart. Not that he
-was astonished. What the puissant Twist proposed was a commonest step in
-Gangland commerce--Gangland, where the Scotch proverb of “Take what you
-may; keep what you can!” retains a pristine force. For all that, the
-Bottler felt dismay. The more since he had hoped that his hooking up
-with the Five Points would have kept him against such rapine.
-
-Following the Twist fulmination, the Bottler stood wrapped in thought.
-The dangerous chief of the Eastmans lit a cigar and waited. The poor
-Bottler's cogitations ran off in this manner. Twist had killed six men.
-Also, he had spared no pains in carrying out those homicides, and could
-laugh at the law, which his prudence left bankrupt of evidence. Dahl,
-too, possessed a past as red as Twist's. Both could be relied upon to
-kill. To refuse Dahl as a partner spelled death. To acquiesce called for
-half his profits. His friends of the Five Points, to be sure, could come
-at his call. That, however, would not save his game and might not save
-his life. Twist's demand showed that he had resolved, so far as he, the
-Bottler, was concerned, to rule or ruin. The latter was easy. Any dozen
-of the Eastmans, picking some unguarded night, could fall upon his
-establishment, confiscate his bankroll, and pitch both him and his
-belongings into the street. The Five Points couldn't be forever at
-his threatened elbow. They would avenge him, certainly; but vengeance,
-however sweet, comes always over-late, and possesses besides no value
-in dollars and cents. Thus reasoned the Bottler, while Twist frowningly
-paused. The finish came when, with a sickly smile, the Bottler bowed to
-the inevitable and accepted Dahl.
-
-All Suffolk Street, to say nothing of the thoroughfares roundabout, knew
-what had taken place. The event and the method thereof did not provoke
-the shrugging of a shoulder, the arching of a brow. What should there be
-in the usual to invite amazement?
-
-For six weeks the Bottler and Dahl settled up, fifty-and-fifty, with the
-close of each stuss day. Then came a fresh surprise. Dahl presented his
-friend, the Nailer, to the Bottler with this terse remark:
-
-“Bottler, youse can beat it. The Nailer is goin' to be me partner now.
-Which lets you out, see?”
-
-The Bottler was at bay. He owned no stomach for battle, but the
-sentiment of desperation, which the announcement of Dahl provoked, drove
-him to make a stand. To lose one-half had been bad. To lose all--to be
-wholly wiped out in the annals of Suffolk Street stuss--was more than
-even his meekness might bear. No, the Bottler did not dream of going to
-the police. That would have been to squeal; and even his friends of the
-Five Points had only faces of flint for such tactics of disgrace.
-
-The harassed Bottler barred his doors against Dahl. He would defend his
-castle, and get word to the Five Points. The Bottler's doors having been
-barred, Dahl for his side at once instituted a siege, despatching
-the Nailer, meanwhile, to the nearest knot of Eastmans to bring
-reinforcements.
-
-At this crisis O'Farrell of the Central Office strolled into the
-equation. He himself was hunting a loft-worker; of more than common
-industry, and had no thought of either the Bottler or Dahl. Happening,
-however, upon a situation, whereof the elemental features were Dahl
-outside with a gun and the Bottler inside with a gun, he so far recalled
-his oath of office as to interfere.
-
-“Better an egg to-day than a hen to-morrow,” philosophized O'Farrell,
-and putting aside for the moment his search for the loft-worker, he
-devoted himself to the Bottler and Dahl.
-
-With the sure instinct of his Mulberry Street caste, O'Farrell opened
-negotiations with Dahl. He knew the latter to be the dangerous
-angle, and began by placing the muzzle of his own pistol against that
-marauder's back.
-
-“Make a move,” said he, “and I'll shoot you in two.”
-
-The sophisticated Dahl, realizing fate, moved not, and with that the
-painstaking O'Farrell collected his armament.
-
-Next the Bottler was ordered to come forth. The Bottler obeyed in a
-sweat and a tremble. He surrendered his pistol at word of the law, and
-O'Farrell led both off to jail. The two were charged with Disturbance.
-
-In the station house, and on the way, Dahl ceased not to threaten the
-Bottler's life.
-
-“This pinch'll cost a fine of five dollars,” said Dahl, glaring round
-O'Farrell at the shaking Bottler. “I'll pay it, an' then I'll get square
-wit' youse. Once we're footloose, you won't last as long as a drink of
-whiskey!”
-
-The judge yawningly listened, while O'Farrell told his tale of that
-disturbance.
-
-“Five an' costs!” quoth the judge, and called the next case.
-
-The Bottler returned to Suffolk Street, Dahl sought Twist, while
-O'Farrell again took the trail of the loft-worker.
-
-Dahl talked things over with Twist. There was but one way: the Bottler
-must die. Anything short 'of blood would unsettle popular respect for
-Twist, and without that his leadership of the Eastmans was a farce.
-
-The Bottler's killing, however, must be managed with a decent care for
-the conventionalities. For either Twist or Dahl to walk in upon that
-offender and shoot him to death, while feasible, would be foolish. The
-coarse extravagance of such a piece of work would serve only to pile
-needless difficulties in the pathway of what politicians must come to
-the rescue. It was impertinences of that character which had sent Monk
-Eastman to Sing Sing. Eastman had so far failed as to the proprieties,
-when as a supplement to highway robbery he emptied his six-shooter up
-and down Forty-second Street, that the politicians could not save
-him without burning their fingers. And so they let him go. Twist had
-justified the course of the politicians upon that occasion. He would
-not now, by lack of caution and a reasonable finesse, force them into
-similar peril. They must and would defend him; but it was not for him to
-render their labors too up-hill and too hard.
-
-Twist sent to Williamsburg for his friend and ally, Cyclone Louie.
-The latter was a bull-necked, highly muscled individual, who was a
-professional strong man--so far as he was professionally anything--and
-earned occasional side-show money at Coney Island by bending iron bars
-about his neck and twisting pokers into corkscrews about his brawny
-arms.
-
-Louie, Twist and Dahl went into council over mutual beer, and Twist
-explained the imperative call for the Bottler's extermination. Also, he
-laid bare the delicate position of both himself and Dahl.
-
-In country regions neighbors aid one another in bearing the burdens of
-an agricultural day by changing work. The custom is not without what
-one might call gang imitation and respect. Only in the gang instance the
-work is not innocent, but bloody. Louie, having an appreciation of what
-was due a friend, could not do less than come to the relief of Twist and
-Dahl. Were positions reversed, would they not journey to Williamsburg
-and do as much for him? Louie did not hesitate, but placed himself at
-the disposal of Twist and Dahl. The Bottler should die; he, Louie, would
-see to that.
-
-“But when?”
-
-Twist, replying, felt that the thing should be done at once, and
-mentioned the following evening, nine o'clock. The place should be the
-Bottler's establishment in Suffolk Street. Louie, of whom the
-Bottler was unafraid and ignorant, should experience no difficulty in
-approaching his man. There would be others present; but, practiced in
-gang moralities, slaves to gang etiquette, no one would open his mouth.
-Or, if he did, it would be only to pour forth perjuries, and say that he
-had seen nothing, heard nothing.
-
-Having adjusted details, Louie, Twist and Dahl compared watches.
-Watches? Certainly. Louie, Twist and Dahl were all most fashionably
-attired and--as became members of a gang nobility--singularly full and
-accurate in the important element of a front, _videlicet_, that list of
-personal adornments which included scarf pin, ring and watch. Louie,
-Dahl and Twist saw to it that their timepieces agreed. This was so that
-Dahl and Twist might arrange their alibis.
-
-It was the next evening. At 8.55 o'clock Twist was obtrusively in the
-Delancey Street police station, wrangling with the desk sergeant over
-the release of a follower who had carefully brought about his own
-arrest.
-
-“Come,” urged Twist to the sergeant, “it's next to nine o'clock now. Fix
-up the bond; I've got a date over in East Broadway at nine-thirty.”
-
-While Twist stood thus enforcing his whereabouts and the hour upon the
-attention of the desk sergeant, Dahl was eating a beefsteak in a Houston
-street restaurant.
-
-“What time have youse got?” demanded Dahl of the German who kept the
-place.
-
-“Five minutes to nine,” returned the German, glancing up at the clock.
-
-“Oh, t'aint no such time as that,” retorted Dahl peevishly. “That
-clock's drunk! Call up the telephone people, and find out for sure.”
-
-“The 'phone people say it's nine o'clock,” reported the German, hanging
-up the receiver.
-
-“Hully gee! I didn't think it was more'n halfpast eight!” and Dahl
-looked virtuously corrected.
-
-While these fragments of talk were taking place, the Bottler was
-attending to his stuss interests. He looked pale and frightened, and
-his hunted eyes roved here and there. Five minutes went by. The clock
-pointed to nine. A slouch-hat stranger entered. As the clock struck the
-hour, he placed the muzzle of a pistol against the Bottler's breast, and
-fired twice. Both bullets pierced the heart, and the Bottler fell--dead
-without a word. There were twenty people in the room. When the police
-arrived they found only the dead Bottler.
-
-O'Farrell recalled those trade differences which had culminated in the
-charge of disturbance, and arrested Dahl.
-
-“You ain't got me right,” scoffed Dahl.
-
-And O'Farrell hadn't.
-
-There came the inquest, and Dahl was set free. The Bottler was buried,
-and Twist and Dahl sent flowers and rode to the grave.
-
-The law slept, a bat-eyed constabulary went its way, but the gangs knew.
-In the whispered gossip of Gangland every step of the Bottler's murder
-was talked over and remembered. He must have been minus ears and eyes
-and understanding who did not know the story. The glance of Gangland
-turned towards the Five Points. What would be their action? They were
-bound to avenge. If not for the Bottler's sake, then for their own. For
-the Bottler had been under the shadow of their protection, and gang
-honor was involved. On the Five Points' part there was no stumbling of
-the spirit. For the death of the Bottler the Five Points would exact the
-penalty of blood.
-
-Distinguished among the chivalry of the Five Points was Kid Pioggi. Only
-a paucity of years--he was under eighteen--withheld Pioggi from topmost
-honors. Pioggi was not specifically assigned to avenge the departed
-Bottler. Ambitious and gallantly anxious of advancement, however, he of
-his own motion carried the enterprise in the stomach of his thoughts.
-
-The winter's snow melted into spring, spring lapsed into early summer.
-It was a brilliant evening, and Pioggi was disporting himself at Coney
-Island. Also Twist and Cyclone Louie, following some plan of relaxation,
-were themselves at Coney Island.
-
-Pioggi had seated himself at a beer table in Ding Dong's. Twist and
-Louie came in. Pioggi, being of the Five Points, was recognized as a foe
-by Twisty who lost no time in mentioning it.
-
-Being in a facetious mood, and by way of expressing his contempt for
-that gentleman, Twist made Pioggi jump out of the window. It was no
-distance to the ground, and no physical harm could come. But to be
-compelled to leave Ding Dong's by way of the window, rubbed wrongwise
-the fur of Pioggi's feelings. To jump from a window stamps one with
-disgrace.
-
-Twist and Louie--burly, muscular, strong as horses--were adepts of
-rough-and-tumble. Pioggi, little, light and weak, knew that any thought
-of physical conflict would have been preposterous. And yet he was no one
-to sit quietly down with his humiliation. That flight from Ding Dong's
-window would be on every tongue in Gangland. The name of Pioggi would
-become a scorning; the tale would stain the Pioggi fame.
-
-Louie and Twist sat down at the table in Ding Dong's, from which Pioggi
-had been driven, and demanded refreshment in the guise of wine. Pioggi,
-rage-swollen as to heart, busied himself at a nearby telephone. Pioggi
-got the ear of a Higher Influence of his clan. He told of his abrupt
-dismissal from Ding Dong's, and the then presence of Louie and Twist.
-The Higher Influence instructed Pioggi to keep the two in sight. The
-very flower of the Five Points should be at Coney Island as fast as
-trolley cars could carry them.
-
-“Tail 'em,” said the Higher Influence, referring to Twist and Louie;
-“an' when the fleet gets there go in wit' your cannisters an' bump 'em
-off.”
-
-While waiting the advent of his promised forces, Pioggi, maintaining
-the while an eye on Twist and Louie to the end that they escape not and
-disappear, made arrangements for a getaway. He established a coupé, a
-fast horse between the shafts and a personal friend on the box, where
-he, Pioggi, could find it when his work was done.
-
-By the time this was accomplished, Pioggi's recruits had put in an
-appearance. They did not descend upon Coney Island in a body, with
-savage uproar and loud cries. Much too military were they for that.
-Rather they seemed to ooze into position around Pioggi, and they could
-not have made less noise had they been so many ghosts.
-
-The campaign was soon laid out. Louie and Twist still sat over their
-wine at Ding Dong's. Now and then they laughed, as though recalling the
-ignominious exit of Pioggi. Means must be employed to draw them into
-the street. That accomplished, the Five Points' Danites were to drift up
-behind them, and at a signal from Pioggi, empty their pistols into their
-backs. Pioggi would fire a bullet into Twist; that was to be the signal.
-As Pioggi whispered his instructions, there shone a licking eagerness
-in the faces of those who listened. Nothing so exalts the gangster like
-blood in anticipation; nothing so pleases him as to shoot from behind.
-
-Pioggi pitched upon one whose name and face were unknown to Twist and
-Louie. The unknown would be the bearer of a blind message--it
-purported to come from a dancer in one of the cheap theaters of the
-place--calculated to bring forth Twist and Louie.
-
-“Stall 'em up this way,” said Pioggi, indicating a spot within touching
-distance of that coupé. “It's here we'll put 'em over the jump.”
-
-The place pitched upon for the killing was crowded with people. It was
-this very thronged condition which had led to its selection. The crowd
-would serve as a cover to Five Points operations. It would prevent a
-premature recognition of their assailants by Twist and Louie; it would
-screen the slayers from identification by casual citizens looking on.
-
-Pioggi's messenger did well his work, and Twist and Louie moved
-magnificently albeit unsteadily into the open. They were sweeping the
-walk clear of lesser mortals, when the voice of Pioggi arrested their
-attention.
-
-“Oh, there, Twist; look here!”
-
-The voice came from the rear and to the right; Pioggi's position was one
-calculated to place the enemy at a double disadvantage.
-
-Twist turned his head. A bullet struck him above the eye! He staggered!
-The lead came in a storm! Twist went down; Louie fell across him! There
-were twelve bullets in Twist and eight in Louie. The coroner said that
-they were the deadest people of whom he owned official recollection.
-
-As the forethoughtful Pioggi was dashing away in his coupé, a policeman
-gave chase. Pioggi drove a bullet through the helmet of the law. It
-stopped pursuit; but Gangland has ever held that the shot was an error.
-A little lower, and the policeman would have been killed. Also, the
-death of a policeman is apt to entail consequences.
-
-Pioggi went into hiding in Greenwich, where the Five Points had a
-hold-out. There were pullings and haulings and whisperings in dark
-political corners. When conditions had been whispered and hauled and
-pulled into shape satisfactory, Pioggi sent word to a favorite officer
-to come and arrest him.
-
-Pioggi explained to the court that his life had been threatened; he had
-shot only that he himself might live. His age was seventeen. Likewise
-there had been no public loss; the going of Twist and Louie had but
-raised the average of all respectability. The court pondered the
-business, and decided that justice would be fulfilled by sentencing
-Pioggi to the Elmira Reformatory.
-
-The best fashion of the Five Points visited Pioggi in the Tombs on the
-morning of his departure.
-
-“It's only thirteen months, Kid,” came encouragingly from one. “You
-won't mind it.”
-
-“Mind it!” responded Pioggi, in disdain of the worst that Elmira might
-hold for him; “mind it! I could do it standin' on me head.”
-
-
-
-
-IV.--IKE THE BLOOD
-
-
-Whenever the police were driven to deal with him officially, he called
-himself Charles Livin, albeit the opinion prevailed at headquarters
-that in thus spelling it, he left off a final ski. The police, in
-the wantonness of their ignorance, described him on their books as a
-burglar. This was foolishly wide. He should have been listed as a simple
-Strong-Arm, whose methods of divorcing other people from their money,
-while effective, were coarse. Also, it is perhaps proper to mention that
-his gallery number at the Central Office was 10,394.
-
-It was during the supremacy of Monk Eastman that he broke out, and he
-had just passed his seventeenth birthday. Being out, he at once attached
-himself to the gang-fortunes of that chief; and it became no more than
-a question of weeks before his vast physical strength, the energy of his
-courage and a native ferocity of soul, won him his proud war-name of Ike
-the Blood. Compared with the herd about him, in what stark elements made
-the gangster important in his world, he shone out upon the eyes of folk
-like stars of a clear cold night.
-
-Ike the Blood looked up to his chief, Monk Eastman, as sailors look up
-to the North Star, and it wrung his soul sorely when that gang captain
-went to Sing Sing. In the war over the succession and the baton of gang
-command, waged between Ritchie Fitzpatrick and Kid Twist, Ike the Blood
-was compelled to stand neutral. Powerless to take either side, liking
-both ambitious ones, the trusted friend of both, his hands were tied;
-and later--first Fitzpatrick and then Twist--he followed both to the
-grave, sorrow not only on his lips but in his heart.
-
-It was one recent August day that I was granted an introduction to Ike
-the Blood. I was in the company of an intimate friend of mine--he holds
-high Central Office position in the police economy of New York. We
-were walking in Henry Street, in the near vicinity of that vigorous
-organization, the Ajax Club--so called, I take it, because its members
-are forever defying the lightnings of the law. My Central Office friend
-had mentioned Ike the Blood, speaking of him as a guiding light to such
-difficult ones as Little Karl, Whitey Louie, Benny Weiss, Kid Neumann,
-Tomahawk, Fritzie Rice, Dagley and the Lobster.
-
-Even as the names were in his mouth, his keen Central Office glance went
-roving through the open doorway of a grogshop.
-
-“There's Ike the Blood now,” said he, and tossed a thumb, which had
-assisted in necking many a malefactor with tastes to be violent, towards
-the grogshop.
-
-Since to consider such pillars of East Side Society was the great reason
-of my ramble, we entered the place. Ike the Blood was sitting in state
-at a table to the rear of the unclean bar, a dozen of his immediate
-followers--in the politics of gang life these formed a minor order of
-nobility--with him.
-
-Being addressed by my friend, he arose and joined us; none the less
-he seemed reticent and a bit disturbed. This was due to the official
-character of my friend, plus the fact that the jealous eyes of those
-others were upon him. It is no advantage to a leader, like Ike the
-Blood, to be seen in converse with a detective. Should one of his
-adherents be arrested within a day or a week, the arrested one reverts
-to that conversation, and imagines vain things.
-
-“Take a walk with us, Ike,” said my friend.
-
-Ike the Blood was obviously reluctant. Sinking his voice, and giving a
-glance over his shoulder at his myrmidons--not ten feet away, and every
-eye upon him--he remonstrated.
-
-“Say, I don't want to leave th' push settin' here, to go chasin' off
-wit' a bull. Fix it so I can come uptown sometime.”
-
-“Very well,” returned my friend, relenting; “I don't want to put you in
-Dutch with your fleet.”
-
-There was a whispered brief word or two, and an arrangement for a meet
-was made; after which Ike the Blood lapsed into the uneasy circle he had
-quitted. As we left the grogshop, we could hear him loudly calling for
-beer. Possibly the Central Office nearness of my friend had rendered
-him thirsty. Or it may have been that the beer was meant to wet down
-and allay whatever of sprouting suspicion had been engendered in the
-trustless breasts of his followers.
-
-It was a week later.
-
-The day, dark and showery, was--to be exact--the eighth of August.
-Faithful to that whispered Henry Street arrangement, Ike the Blood sat
-awaiting the coming of my friend and myself in the Bal Tabarin. He
-had spoken of the stuss house of Phil Casey and Paper Box Johnny, in
-Twenty-ninth Street, but my friend entered a protest. There was his
-Central Office character to be remembered. A natural embarrassment must
-ensue were he brought face to face with stuss in a state of activity.
-Stuss was a crime, by surest word of law, and he had taken an oath
-of office. He did not care to pinch either Paper Box or Casey, and
-therefore preferred not to be drawn into a situation where the only
-alternative would be to either pull their joint or lay the bedplates of
-complaint against himself.
-
-“It's no good time to be up on charges,” remonstrated my friend, “for
-the commish that's over us now would sooner grab a copper than a crook.”
-
-Thus instructed, and feeling the delicacy of my friend's position, Ike
-the Blood had shifted suggestion to the Bal Tabarin. The latter house of
-entertainment, in Twenty-eighth Street, was innocent of stuss and indeed
-cards in any form. Kept by Sam Paul, it possessed a deserved popularity
-with Ike and the more select of his acquaintances.
-
-Ike the Blood appeared to better advantage in the Bal Tabarin than on
-that other, Henry Street, grogshop occasion. Those suspicious ones, of
-lowering eye and doubtful brow, had been left behind, and their absence
-contributed to his relief, and therefore to his looks. Not that he had
-been sitting in the midst of loneliness at the Bal Tabarin; Whitey Dutch
-and Slimmy were with him, and who should have been better company than
-they? Also, their presence was of itself an honor, since they were of
-his own high caste, and many layers above a mere gang peasantry. They
-would take part in the conversation, too, and, if to talk and touch
-glasses with a Central Office bull were an offense, it would leave them
-as deep in the police mud as was he in the police mire.
-
-Ike the Blood received us gracefully, if not enthusiastically, and
-was so polite as to put me on a friendly footing with his companions.
-Greetings over, and settled to something like our ease, I engaged myself
-mentally in taking Ike's picture. His forehead narrow, back-sloping at
-that lively angle identified by carpenters as a quarter-pitch, was not
-the forehead of a philosopher. I got the impression, too, that his small
-brown eyes, sad rather than malignant, would in any heat of anger
-blaze like twin balls of brown fire. Cheek-bones high; nose beaky,
-predatory--such a nose as Napoleon loved in his marshals; mouth coarsely
-sensitive, suggesting temperament; the broad, bony jaw giving promise
-of what staying qualities constitute the stock in trade of a bulldog; no
-mustache, no beard; a careless liberality of ear--that should complete
-the portrait. Fairly given, it was the picture of one who acted more
-than he thought, and whose atmosphere above all else conveyed the
-feeling of relentless force--the picture of one who under different
-circumstances might have been a Murat or a Massena.
-
-My friend managed the conversation, and did it with Central Office tact.
-Knowing what I was after, he brought up Gangland and the gangs,
-upon which topics Whitey Dutch, seeing no reasons for silence, spoke
-instructively. Aside from the great gangs, the Eastmans and the Five
-Points, I learned that other smaller yet independent gangs existed.
-Also, from Whitey's discourse, it was made clear that just as countries
-had frontiers, so also were there frontiers to the countries of the
-gangs. The Five Points, with fifteen hundred on its puissant muster
-rolls, was supreme--he said--between Broadway and the Bowery, Fourteenth
-Street and City Hall Park. The Eastmans, with one thousand warriors,
-flourished between Monroe and Fourteenth Streets, the Bowery and the
-East River. The Gas House Gang, with only two hundred in its nose count,
-was at home along Third Avenue between Eleventh and Eighteenth Streets.
-The vivacious Gophers were altogether heroes of the West Side. They
-numbered full five hundred, each a holy terror, and ranged the
-region bounded by Seventh Avenue, Fourteenth Street, Tenth Avenue and
-Forty-second Street. The Gophers owned a rock-bottom fame for their
-fighting qualities, and, speaking in the sense militant, neither the
-Eastmans nor the Five Points would care to mingle with them on slighter
-terms than two to one. The fulness of Whitey Dutch, himself of the Five
-Points, in what justice he did the Gophers, marked his splendid breadth
-of soul.
-
-Ike the Blood, overhung by some cloud of moodiness, devoted himself
-moderately to beer, taking little or less part in the talk. Evidently
-there was something bearing him down.
-
-“I ain't feelin' gay,” he remarked; “an' at that, if youse was to ast
-me, I couldn't tell youse why.”
-
-As though a thought had been suggested, he arose and started for the
-door.
-
-“I won't be away ten minutes,” he said.
-
-Slimmy looked curiously at Whitey Dutch.
-
-“He's chased off to one of them fortune-tellers,” said Whitey.
-
-“Do youse take any stock in them ginks who claims they can skin a deck
-of cards, or cock their eye into a teacup, an' then put you next to
-everyt'ing that'll happen to you in a year?”
-
-Slimmy aimed this at me.
-
-Upon my assurance, given with emphasis, that I attached no weight to
-so-called seers and fortunetellers, he was so magnanimous as to indorse
-my position.
-
-“They're a bunch of cheap bunks,” he declared. “I've gone ag'inst
-'em time an' time, an' there's nothin' in it. One of 'em gives me his
-woid--after me comin' across wit' fifty cents--th' time Belfast Danny's
-in trouble, that Danny'll be toined out all right. Two days later Danny
-gets settled for five years.”
-
-“Ike's stuck on 'em,” remarked Whitey.
-
-Slimmy and Whitey Dutch, speaking freely and I think veraciously, told
-me many things. Whitey explained that, while he and Slimmy were shining
-lights of the Five Points, yet to be found fraternizing with Ike the
-Blood--an Eastman--was in perfect keeping with gang proprieties. For, as
-he pointed out, there was momentary truce between the Eastmans and the
-Five Points. Among the gangs, in seasons of gang peace, the nobles--by
-word of Whitey--were expected to make stately calls of ceremony and
-good fellowship upon one another, as had been the wont among Highland
-chieftains in the days of Bruce and Wallace.
-
-“Speaking of the Gas House Gang: how do they live?” I asked.
-
-“Stickin' up lushes mostly.”
-
-“How much of this stick-up work goes on?”
-
-“Well”--thoughtfully--“they'll pull off as many as twenty-five stick-ups
-to-night.”
-
-“There's no such number of squeals coming in at headquarters.”
-
-The contradiction emanated from my Central Office friend, who felt
-criticized by inference.
-
-“Squeals!” exclaimed Whitey Dutch with warmth, “w'y should they squeal?
-The Gas House push'd cook 'em if they squealed. Suppose right now I
-was to go out an' get put in th' air; do you think I'd squeal? Well, I
-should say not; I'm no mutt! They'd about come gallopin' 'round tomorry
-wit' bale-sticks, an' break me arms an' legs, or mebby knock me block
-off. W'y, not a week ago, three Gas House _shtockers_ stands me up in
-Riving-ton Street, an' takes me clock--a red one wit' two doors. Then
-they pinches a fiver out of me keck. They even takes me bank-book.
-
-“W'at license has a stiff like youse got to have $375 in th' bank?' they
-says--like that.
-
-“Next night they comes bluffin' round for me three hundred and
-seventy-five dollar plant--w'at do you t'ink of that? But I'm there wit'
-a gatt me-self that time, an' ready to give 'em an argument. W'en they
-sees I'm framed up, they gets cold feet. But you can bet I don't do no
-squealin'!”
-
-“Did you get back your watch?”
-
-“How could I get it back?” peevishly. “No, I don't get back me watch.
-All the same, I'll lay for them babies. Some day I'll get 'em right, an'
-trim 'em to the queen's taste.”
-
-My friend, leading conversation in his specious Central Office way,
-spoke of Ike the Blood's iron fame, and slanted talk in that direction.
-
-“Ike can certainly go some!” observed Slimmy meditatively. “Take it from
-me, there ain't any of 'em, even th' toughest ever, wants his game.”
- Turning to Whitey: “Don't youse remember, Whitey, when he tears into
-Humpty Jackson an' two of his mob, over in Thirteenth Street, that time?
-There's nothin' to it! Ike simply makes 'em jump t'rough a hoop! Every
-lobster of 'em has his rod wit' him, too.”
-
-“They wouldn't have had the nerve to fire 'em if they'd pulled 'em,”
- sneered Whitey. “Ike'd have made 'em eat th' guttaperchy all off th'
-handles, too. Say, I don't t'ink much of that Gas House fleet. They talk
-strong; but they don't bring home th' goods, see!”
-
-It appeared that, in spite of his sanguinary title, Ike the Blood had
-never killed his man.
-
-“He's tried,” explained Slimmy, who felt as though the absent one, in
-his blood-guiltlessness, required defense; “but he all th' time misses.
-Ike's th' woist shot wit' a rod in th' woild.”
-
-“Sure, Mike!”--from Whitey Dutch, his nose in his drink; “he couldn't
-hit th' Singer Buildin'.” '“How does he make his money?” I asked.
-
-“Loft worker,” broke in my friend.
-
-The remark was calculated to explode the others into fresh confidences.
-
-“Don't youse believe it!” came in vigorous denial from Whitey Dutch.
-“Ike never cracked a bin in his life. You bulls”--this was pointed
-especially at my friend--“say he's a dip, too. W'y, it's a laugh! Ike
-couldn't pick th' pocket of a dead man--couldn't put his hand into a
-swimmin' tank! That's how fly he is.”
-
-“Now don't try to string me,” retorted my friend, severely. “Didn't
-Ike fill in with Little Maxie and his mob, when they worked the Jersey
-fairs?”
-
-“But that was only to do the strong-arm work, in case there's a scrap,”
- protested Whitey. “On th' level, Ike is woise than Big Abrams. He can't
-even stall. An' as for gettin' a leather or a watch, gettin' a perfecto
-out of a cigar box would be about his limit.”
-
-“That Joisey's a bum place; youse can go there for t'ree cents.”
-
-The last was interjected by Slimmy--who had a fine wit of his own--with
-the hopeful notion of diverting discussion to less exciting questions
-than pocket-picking at the New Jersey fairs.
-
-It developed that while Ike the Blood had now and then held up a stuss
-game for its bank-roll, during some desperate ebb-tide of his fortunes,
-he drew his big income from a yearly ball.
-
-“He gives a racket,” declared Whitey Dutch; “that's how Ike gets his
-dough. Th' last one he pulls off nets him about twenty-five hundred
-plunks.”
-
-“What price were the tickets?” I inquired. Twenty-five hundred dollars
-sounded large.
-
-“Th' tickets is fifty cents,” returned Whitey, “but that's got nothin'
-to do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like
-that”--and Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its
-generous openness. “'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he
-ain't lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows
-in five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off
-a trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein'
-a piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
-more he knows you like him.” It was becoming plain. A gentleman of
-gang prominence gives a ball--a racket--and coins, so to speak, his
-disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money.
-To discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket..
-The measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's
-reputation.
-
-“One t'ing youse can say of Ike,” observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
-look of virtue, “he never made no money off a woman.”
-
-“Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!” added Whitey,
-corroboratively.
-
-Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to
-cease--audibly, at least--all consideration of his merits. He might have
-regarded discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing
-lightly, he took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter.
-Compared with what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore
-a look of relief.
-
-“Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys,” he said at last, breaking into
-an uneasy laugh, “but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to
-a fortune teller--a dandy, she is--one that t'rows a fit, or goes into a
-trance, or some such t'ing.”
-
-“A fortune teller!” said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
-before.
-
-“It's on account of a dream. In all th' years”--Ike spoke as might one
-who had put a century behind him--“in all th' years I've been knockin'
-about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun, see?
-Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now. But
-last night I had a dream:--I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's somet'in'
-I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot argument
-th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me--that dream does. You
-see”--this to my friend--“I'm figgerin' on openin' a house over in
-Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for givin' me th'
-frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side, where
-I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
-Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun-------”
-
-“And so you consult a fortune teller,” laughed my friend, who was not
-superstitious, but practical.
-
-“Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
-don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
-one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for
-th' limit!'”
-
-“Which she proceeded to do,” broke in my friend.
-
-“Listen! Th' old dame--after coppin' me dollar--stiffens back an' shuts
-her eyes; an' next, th' foist flash out of th' box she says--speakin'
-like th' wind in a keyhole: 'You're in th' midst of trouble; a man is
-killed!' Then she wakes up. 'W'y didn't youse go t'rough?' I says; T
-want th' rest. Who is it gets croaked, th' other dub or me?' Th' old
-dame insists that to go back, an' get th' address of th' party who's
-been bumped off, she must have another dollar. Oh, they're th' birds,
-them fortune tellers, to grab th' dough! But of course I can't stop
-there, so I bucks up wit' another bone. 'There you be,' I says; 'now, is
-it me that gets it, or does he?”
-
-“W'at he?” demanded Whitey.
-
-“How do I know?” The tone and manner were impatient. “It's th' geek I'm
-havin' trouble wit'.” Ike looked at me, as one who would understand
-and perhaps sympathize, and continued: “This time th' old dame says th'
-party who's been cooked is some other guy; it ain't me. T can see now
-that it ain't you,' she says. 'You're ridin' away in a patrol wagon,
-wit' a lot of harness bulls.' That's good so far. 'So I gets th'
-collar?' I says. 'How about th' trial?' She answers, 'There ain't no
-trial;' an' then she comes out of her trance, same as a diver comes up
-out o' the water.”
-
-“Is that all?” asked Slimmy.
-
-“That's where she lets me off.”
-
-“W'y don't youse dig for another dollar,” said Whitey, “an' tell th' old
-hag to put on her suit an' go down ag'in for th' rest?” Whitey had been
-impressed by that simile of the diver.
-
-“W'at more is there to get? I ain't killed; an' I ain't tried--that
-oughter do me. Th' coroner t'rows me loose, most likely. Anyhow, I ain't
-goin' to sit there all day, skinnin' me roll for that old sponge--a
-plunk a crack, too.”
-
-“Talk of th' cost of livin'!” remarked Slimmy, with a grin. “Ain't it
-fierce, th' way them fortune tellers'll slim a guy's bank-roll for him,
-once they has him hooked? They'll get youse to goin'; an' after that
-it's like one of them stories w'at ends wit' 'Continued in our next.'
-W'y, it's like playin' th' horses, only woise. Th' foist day you goes
-out to win; an' after that, you keep goin' back to get even.” Ike the
-Blood paid no heed to the pessimistic philosophy of Slimmy; he was too
-wholly wrapped up in what he had been told.
-
-“Well,” he broke forth, following a ruminative pause, “anyhow, I'd
-sooner he gets it than me.”
-
-“There you go ag'in about that 'he,'” protested Whitey, and the manner
-of Whitey was querulous.
-
-“Th' guy she sees me hooked up wit'!” This came off a bit warmly. “You
-know w'at I mean.”
-
-“Take it easy!--take it easy!” urged my friend. “What is there to get
-hot about? You don't mean to say, Ike, you're banking on that guff the
-old dame handed you?”
-
-“Next week”--the shadow of a smile playing across his face--“I won't
-believe it. But it sounds like th' real t'ing now.”
-
-The door of the Bal Tabarin opened to the advent of a weasel-eyed
-individual.
-
-“Hello, Whitey!” exclaimed Weasel-eye cheerily, shaking hands with
-Whitey Dutch. “I just leaves a namesake of yours; an' say, he's in bad!”
-
-“W'at namesake?”
-
-“Whitey Louie. A bunch of them West Side guerrillas has him cornered,
-over in a dump at Twenty-seventh Street and Seventh Avenoo. It looks
-like there'd be somethin' doin'; an', as I don't Avant no part of it, I
-screws out.”
-
-At the name of Whitey Louie, Ike the Blood arose to his feet.
-
-“Whitey Louie?” he questioned; “Seventh Avenoo an' Twenty-seventh
-Street?”
-
-“That's th' ticket,” replied Weasel-eye; “an' youse can cash on it.”
-
-Ike the Blood hurried out the door.
-
-“Whitey Louie is Ike's closest pal,” observed Whitey Dutch, explaining
-the hurried departure. “Will there be trouble?” I asked.
-
-“I don't t'ink so,” said Slimmy. “It's four for one they'll lay down to
-Ike.”
-
-“Don't put your swell bet on it!” came warningly from Whitey Dutch;
-“them Gophers are as tough a bunch as ever comes down the pike.”
-
-“Tough nothin'!” returned Slimmy: “they'll be duck soup to Ike.”
-
-“Why don't you look into it?” I asked, turning to my friend. As a
-taxpayer, I yearned for some return on that $16,000,000 a year which New
-York City pays for its police.
-
-That ornament of the Central Office yawned, and motioned to the waiter
-to bring his bill.
-
-“That sort of thing is up to the cop on the beat,” said he.
-
-“Whitey an' me 'ud get in on it,” explained Slimmy--his expression was
-one of half apology--“only you see we belong at th' other end of th'
-alley. We're Five Points; Ike an' Whitey Louie are Eastmans; an' in a
-clash between Eastmans an' Gophers, it's up to us to stand paws-off,
-see!”
-
-“That's straight talk,” coincided Whitey.
-
-“Suppose, seeing it's stopped raining, we drift over there,” said my
-friend, adjusting his Panama at the exact Central Office angle.
-
-As we journeyed along, I noticed Slimmy and Whitey Dutch across the
-street. It was already written that Whitey Dutch, himself, would be shot
-to death in the Stag before the year was out; but the shadow of that
-impending taking-off was not apparent in his face. Indeed, from that
-face there shone forth only pleasure in anticipation, and a lively
-interest.
-
-“They'd no more miss it than they'd miss a play at the theater,”
- remarked my friend, who saw where my glance was directed.
-
-About a ginmill, on the corner of Seventh Avenue and Twenty-seventh
-Street, a crowd had collected. A patrol wagon was backing up.
-
-An officer in uniform tossed a prisoner into the wagon, with no more
-ceremony than should attend the handling of a bag of bran.
-
-“It's Dubillier!” exclaimed Whitey Dutch, naming the prisoner.
-
-The two Five Pointers had taken position on the edge of the crowd,
-directly in front of my friend and me.
-
-“There's Ike!” said Slimmy, as two policemen were seen pushing their
-way towards the patrol wagon, Ike the Blood between them. “Them bulls
-is holdin' him up, too, an' his face is as pale as paper! By thunder,
-they've nailed him!”
-
-“I told you them Gophers were tough students,” was the comment of Whitey
-Dutch.
-
-My friend began forcing his way forward. As he plowed through the crowd,
-Whitey Dutch and Slimmy, having advantage of his wake, kept close at his
-heels.
-
-Slimmy threw me a whispered word: “Be th' way th' mob is actin', I t'ink
-Ike copped one.” Slimmy, before the lapse of many minutes, was again at
-my side, attended by Whitey Dutch. The pair wore that manner of quick
-yet neutral appreciation which belongs--we'll say--with such as English
-army officers visiting the battlefield of Santiago while the action
-between the Spaniards and the Americans is being waged. It wasn't their
-fight, it was an Eastman-Gopher fight, but as fullblown Five Pointers it
-became them vastly to be present. Also, they might learn something.
-
-“Ike dropped one,” nodded Whitey Dutch, answering the question in my
-eye. “It's Ledwich.”
-
-“What was the row about?” I asked.
-
-“Whitey Louie. The Gophers was goin' to hand it to him; but just then
-Ike comes through th' door on th' run, an' wit' that they outs wit'
-their rods an' goes to peggin' at him. Then Ike gets to goin' an' cops
-Ledwich.”
-
-“Th' best th' Gophers can get,” observed Slimmy--and his manner was as
-the manner of one balancing an account--“th' best th' Gophers can get is
-an even break; an' to do that they'll have to cash on Ike. Whitey Louie?
-He makes his get-away all right. Say, Whitey, let's beat it round to the
-Tenderloin Station, an' get th' finish.”
-
-The finish was soon told. Ike the Blood lay dead on the station house
-floor; a bullet had drilled its dull way through his lungs. An officer
-was just telephoning his people in Chrystie Street.
-
-“Now do youse see?” said Whitey Dutch, correcting what he conceived to
-be Slimmy's skepticism; “that fortune tellin' skirt handed out th' right
-dope. 'One croaked!--Ike in th' hurry-up wagon!--no trial!' That's th'
-spiel she makes; an' it falls true, see!”
-
-“Ike oughter have dug down for another bone,” returned Slimmy, more than
-half convinced; “she'd have put him hep to that bullet in his breather,
-mebby.”
-
-“W'at good 'ud that have done?”
-
-“Good? If he'd got th' tip, he might have ducked--you can't tell.”
-
-“It's a bad business,” I commented to my friend, who had rejoined me.
-
-“It would be a good thing”--shrugging his cynical Central Office
-shoulders--“if, with a change of names, it could happen every day in
-the year. By the way, I forgot my umbrella; let's go back to the Bal
-Tabarin.”
-
-
-
-
-V.--INDIAN LOUIE
-
-
-No one knew his real name, not even the police, and the police, let me
-tell you, know much more than they can prove. The Central Office never
-once had the pleasure of mugging and measuring and parading him at the
-morning bawling out, and the Mulberry Street records to the last were
-barren concerning him. For one brief space and only one did Mulberry
-Street nourish hopes. That was when he himself let it be thought that
-somewhere, sometime, somehow, he had taken some one's life. At this,
-Mulberry Street fairly shook the wide earth like a tablecloth in search
-of proof, but got not so much as one poor crumb of confirmation.
-
-It was at Big Jack's in Chatham Square that local history first laid
-eyes on him. Big Jack is gone now; the Committee of Fourteen decided
-upon him virtuously as an immoralist, handed him the fatal blue paper,
-and he perished. Jack Sirocco--who was himself blue-papered in a Park
-Row hour--keeps the place now.
-
-Starting from Big Jack's, he soon began to be known in Flynn's, and
-Nigger Mike's, and about the Chatham Club. When his pals spoke to him
-they called him Louie. When they spoke of him they called him Indian
-Louie, or Spanish Louie, to the end that he be identified among the
-hosts of East Side Louies, who were and are as many as the leaves on a
-large tree.
-
-Rumor made Indian Louie a native of South America, and his dark skin,
-black eyes, thin lips, high cheek-bones and high curved nose helped
-rumor out in this. Also, he was supposed to be of Spanish or Portuguese
-extraction.
-
-When Louie was buried, this latter assumption received a jolt. His
-funeral, conducted by a rabbi, was according to strictest Hebrew
-ceremonial.
-
-Two pieces of porcelain were laid upon his eyes, as intimating that he
-had seen enough. A feather, which a breath would have disturbed,
-was placed upon his upper lip. This was to evidence him as fully and
-conclusively dead, although on that point, in all conscience, the
-coroner's finding should have been enough. The flowers, which Gangland
-sent to prove its grief, were put aside because too gay and pleasant.
-The body was laid upon straw. A would-be pallbearer, since his name was
-Cohen, had to be excluded from the rites, as any orthodox Jew could have
-told him must be the case. For death and the dead are unclean; and a
-Cohen, who by virtue of his name is of the high-priest caste--Aaron was
-a Cohen--and tends the altars, must touch nothing, approach nothing,
-that is unclean. The funeral was scrupulously held before the second
-sun went down, and had to be hurried a little, because the morgue
-authorities, hobbled of red tape, move as slowly as the sea itself in
-giving up the dead. The coffin--of poorest pine--was knocked to pieces
-in the grave, before the clods of earth were shoveled in and the
-doomsday sods laid on. The garments of him who acted as principal
-mourner were faithfully torn; that is to say, the rabbi cut a careful
-slit in the lapel of that mourner's waistcoat where it wouldn't show.
-
-You will see from this, that every detail was holy by most ancient
-Jewish prescription. And the business led to talk. Those about Flynn's,
-Nigger Mike's and the Chatham Club, to say naught of members of the
-Humpty Jackson gang, and others who in his latter days had been near
-if not dear to him, confessed that it went far in contradiction of any
-Spanish or Portuguese ancestry for Louie.
-
-Louie was a mystery, and studied to be so. And to be a mystery is as
-difficult as being a hypocrite. One wrong word, one moment off your
-guard, and lo, a flood of light! The mystery vanishes, the hypocrisy is
-laid bare. You are no longer a riddle. Or, if so, then a riddle that has
-been solved. And he who was a riddle, but has been solved, is everywhere
-scoffed at and despised.
-
-Louie must have possessed a genius for mystery, since not once did he
-fall down in that difficult rôle. He denied nothing, confirmed nothing,
-of the many tales told about him. A waif-word wagged that he had been in
-the army, without pointing to any regiment; and that he had been in the
-navy, without indicating what boat. Louie, it is to be thought, somewhat
-fostered this confusion. It deepened him as a mystery, and made him more
-impressive.
-
-Louie was careful, also, that his costume should assist. He made up
-all in black--black shoes, black trousers, black coat, black hat of
-semi-sombrero type. Even in what may be spoken of as the matter of
-linen--although there was no linen about it--he adhered to that funereal
-hue, and in lieu of a shirt wore a sweater, collar close up to the
-chin, and all as black as his coat. As he walked the streets, black eyes
-challenging, threatening, from underneath the black, wide-rimmed hat, he
-showed not from top to toe a fleck of white.
-
-Among what tales went here and there concerning Louie, there was one
-which described him as the deadest of dead shots. This he accentuated by
-a brace of big Colt's pistols, which bore him constant company, daylight
-and dark. There was no evidence of his having used this artillery, no
-word of any killing to his perilous glory. Indeed, he couldn't have
-pointed to so much as one wounded man.
-
-Only once did those pistols come into play. Valenski's stuss house, in
-Third Avenue near Fourteenth Street, was put in the air. The hold-ups
-descended upon Valenski's, grabbed $80 which was on the table, and sent
-Valenski into his safe for $300 more. While this went on, Louie stood
-in the door, a gun in each fist, defying the gaping, staring, pop-eyed
-public to interfere. He ran no risk, as everyone well knew. The East
-Side, while valorous, never volunteers. There was no more chance of
-outside interference to save Valenski from being plundered, than of
-outside contributions to make him up another roll.
-
-The incident might have helped in building up for Louie a reputation,
-had it not been that all that was starkly heroic therein melted when,
-two days later, the ravished $380 was privily restored to Valenski, with
-the assurance that the entire business was a jest. Valenski knew
-nothing humorous had been intended, and that his bundle was returned in
-deference only to the orders of one high in politics and power. Also, it
-was the common feeling, a feeling no less cogent for not being put into
-words, that had Louie been of the wood from which champions are carved,
-the $380 would never have come back. To refrain from some intended
-stick-up upon grave orders given, might mean no more than prudence and
-a right discipline. But to send back money, once in actual hand and when
-the risk and work of which it stood the harvest had been encountered
-and performed, was to fly in the face of gang ethics. An order to that
-effect, however eminent its source, should have been met with stony
-refusal.
-
-There was one tale which should go, perhaps, to the right side of the
-reputational ledger, as indicating that Louie had nerve. Crazy Charlie
-was found dead in the mouth of a passageway, which opened off Mulberry
-Street near the Bowery. His throat had been cut from ear to ear. No one
-of sense supposed Louie did that throat slashing.
-
-Crazy Charlie was a hop-head, without a dollar in his jeans, and Louie
-never did anything except for money. He would no more have gone about a
-profitless killing, than he would have wasted time and effort by fishing
-in a bathtub.
-
-For all that, on the whispered hint of the Ghost--who himself was killed
-finally as a snitch--two plain-clothes men from the Eldridge Street
-station grabbed Louie. They did not tell him the reason of the pinch.
-Neither did they spread it on the books. The police have a habit of
-protecting themselves from the consequences of a foolish collar by a
-specious system of concealment, and put nothing on the blotter until
-sure.
-
-When searched at the desk, Louie's guns were discovered. Also, from
-inside his waistcoat was taken a seven-inch knife, which, as said the
-police sergeant, might have slit the windpipe of Crazy Charlie or any
-other bug. But, as anyone with eyes might see, the knife was as purely
-virginal as when it came from a final emery wheel in its far-off
-Sheffield home. It had slit nothing.
-
-Still, those plain-clothes dicks did not despair. They hoped to startle
-Louie into a confession. With a view to his moral and physical stampede,
-they conveyed Louie in a closed patrol wagon, at mirk midnight, to the
-morgue. He hadn't been told what he was charged with; he didn't know
-where he was going.
-
-The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the
-morgue before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
-plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was
-thick blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their
-wordless way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into
-position.
-
-Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
-
-There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
-dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
-across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on
-the dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
-plain-clothes escorts for a match.
-
-“Do you see this?” demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the
-dead head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
-
-The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard
-to achieve so little.
-
-“Yes,” retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. “Also, I'll tell you bulls
-another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on
-this stiff all night an' smoke a pipe.”
-
-Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
-morgue door.
-
-The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
-minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood
-off a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called
-upon the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This
-emigrant from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued
-that he might bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest
-frown, he demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would
-be the consequences of refusal.
-
-“Because,” said Louie, “when I go out for anything I get it, see?”
-
-The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. “Come round in half an
-hour,” said he, “when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have
-the cush ready for yez.”
-
-Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing
-big-bellied stove.
-
-An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned.
-The poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the
-stove. There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking
-rear of Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to
-leap screechingly from a second-storey window.
-
-“That's phwy I puts th' windy up,” explained the Wop; “I didn't want
-that chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!”
- he repeated with measureless contempt. “Let me tell youse ginks wan
-thing.” This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. “If ever
-that bum shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether.
-Does he think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a
-full-blown Mick?”
-
-Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
-morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you
-might think.
-
-“For who,” said the general voice, “would face and fight a white-hot
-poker?”
-
-On the whole, public sentiment was inclined to sustain Louie in that
-second-storey jump.
-
-From what has been written, it will not astonish you to hear that, upon
-the important matter of courage, Louie's place in society had not been
-absolutely fixed. Some said one thing, some another. There are game men
-in Gangland; and there exist others who aren't the real thing. Sardinia
-Frame believes, with the Irish Wop, that Louie belonged in the latter
-class. Also, Sardinia Frank is entitled to an opinion. For he was born
-in Mulberry Bend, and has himself been tried twice on charges of murder.
-
-It was Sardinia Frank, by the way, who smote upon Eat-'em-up Jack with
-that effective lead pipe, albeit, there being no proof, he was never
-arrested for it. No, he doesn't admit it, even among intimates and where
-such admission would be respected as sacred. But when joked concerning
-it, he has ever worn a cheerful, satisfied look--like the pictures
-of the cat that ate the canary--and while careful not to accept, was
-equally careful not to reject, the compliment implied. Moreover, when
-the dead Eat-'em-up-Jack was picked up, the lead pipe used to break his
-skull had been tucked jocosely under his arm. It was clear to knowing
-ones that none except Sardinia Frank would have thought of such a jest.
-To him it would have come readily enough, since death always appealed to
-his sense of humor.
-
-Clad in a Tuxedo and an open-face suit, Sardinia Frank, at the time
-I questioned him, was officiating as peace-preserver in the Normandie
-rathskeller. By way of opener, I spoke of his mission on the rathskeller
-earth.
-
-“I'm here to keep out everybody I know,” said he simply.
-
-There was a pathetic side to this which, in his ingenuousness, Frank
-failed wholly to remark.
-
-“About Indian Louie?” I at last said.
-
-It was within an hour after Louie had been killed.
-
-“I'll tell youse about Louie,” returned Frank. “Of course, he's dead,
-an' lyin' on a slab in th' morgue right now. They 'phoned me woid ten
-minutes ago. But that don't make no difference. He was a bluff; he
-wasn't th' goods. He went around wit' his hat over his eyes, bulldozin'
-everybody he could, an' lettin' on to be a hero. An' he's got what
-heroes get.”
-
-“Did you ever get tangled up with him?” I asked.
-
-“Let me show you,” and Frank became confidential. “This'll give youse a
-line. One time he's got two hundred bones. Mollie Squint climbs into a
-yap-wagon an' touches a rube for it. Louie takes it, an' plants it wit'
-Nigger Mike. That's about six months ago. Th' next night, me bein' wise
-to it, I chases to Mike an' says, 'Louie's over to Jigger's, pointin'
-stuss, an' he wants th' two hundred.' So Mike hands me th' dough. I
-splits it five ways wit' th' gang who's along, each of us gettin' his
-little old bit of forty dollars apiece.
-
-“Louie, when he finds out next day, makes an awful beef. He tells
-everybody he's goin' to hand it to me--goin' to cook me on sight, see? I
-hears of it, an' I hunts Louie up in Jack Sirocco's.
-
-“'Say, Louie,' I says, 'about that cookin' me. Th' bully way would be to
-come right now over to Hoboken, an' bump me off to-night. I'll go wit'
-youse. An' there won't be no hang-over, see; 'cause no one in Joisey'll
-care, an' no one in New York'll know.'
-
-“Do youse think Louie'll come? Not on your necktie! He didn't want me
-game--just wanted to talk, that's all.
-
-“'Not youse, Frank,' he said; 'I ain't gunnin' for youse. It's Nigger
-Mike; he's th' guy I'm goin' to croak. He oughtn't to have let youse
-have th' money.' No, of course, he don't go after Mike; that's simply
-his crawl.
-
-“Take it from me,” Frank concluded, “Louie wasn't th' goods. He'd run a
-bluff, but he never really hoited a guy in his whole life. As I says, he
-goes about frownin', an' glarin', an' givin' people th' fiery eye, an'
-t'rowin' a chest, an' lettin' it go broadcast that he's a hero. An' for
-a finish he's got w'at heroes get.”
-
-Such was the word of Sardinia Frank.
-
-When he fell with two bullets through his brain, and two more through
-his body, Louie had $170 in his pocket, $700 in his shoe, and $3,000
-in the Bowery Bank. This prosperity needn't amaze. There was, for one
-thing, a racket reason to be hereinafter set forth. Besides, Pretty
-Agnes and Mollie Squint both walked the streets in Louie's loved behalf,
-and brought him all in the way of riches that came to their lure. Either
-was sure for five dollars a day, and Mollie Squint, who could graft a
-little, once came in with $800. Both Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint most
-fiercely adored Louie, and well did he know how to play one loving heart
-against the other. Some say that of the pair he preferred Pretty Agnes.
-If so, he wasn't fool enough to let her find it out. She might have
-neglected her business to bask in his sweet society.
-
-Besides, when it came to that, Louie's heart was really given to
-a blonde burlesquer, opulent of charm. This _artiste_ snubbed and
-neglected Louie for the love of a stage manager. But she took and spent
-Louie's money, almost if not quite as fast as Pretty Agnes and Mollie
-Squint could bring it to him from the streets.
-
-Louie never made any place his hangout long. There was no element of
-loyalty in him, whether for man or for woman, and he went from friend
-to friend and gang to gang. He would stay nowhere, remain with no one,
-after his supremacy had been challenged. And such hardy natures as Biff
-Ellison, Jimmy Kelly, Big Mike Abrams, Chick Tricker and Jack Sirocco
-were bound to challenge it. They had a way, too, of putting the acid on
-an individual, and unless his fighting heart were purest gold they'd
-surely find it out. And Louie never stood the test. Thus, beginning at
-Big Jack's in Chatham Square, Louie went from hangout to hangout, mob to
-mob, until, working through Nigger Mike's, the Chatham Club and
-Sharkey's, he came at last to pal in with the Humpty Jackson guerrillas.
-
-These worthies had a stamping ground in a graveyard between First and
-Second Avenue, in the block bounded north and south by Twelfth and
-Thirteenth Streets. There Louie was wont to meet such select company as
-Monahokky, Nigger Ruhl, Candy Phil, the Lobster Kid, Maxie Hahn, and the
-Grabber. As they lolled idly among the tombstones, he would give them
-his adventures by flood and by field. Louie, besides being conceited,
-was gifted with an imagination and liked to hear himself talk. Not that
-he felt obliged to accuracy in these narrations. It was enough that he
-made them thrilling, and in their telling shed an effulgent ray upon
-himself.
-
-While he could entertain with his stories, Louie was never popular.
-There was that doubt about his courage. Also, he was too frugal. No one
-had ever caught the color of his money. Save in the avaricious instance
-of the big blonde burlesquer, as hungry as false, he held by the selfish
-theology that it is more blessed to receive than to give.
-
-Taking one reason and another, those about Louie at the finish were
-mainly the Humpty Jackson bunch. His best hangout of any fashion was the
-Hesper Club. Had Humpty Jackson remained with his own, Louie might
-have been driven, in search of comradeship, to go still further afield.
-Humpty was no weakling, and while on the surface a whining, wheedling,
-complaining cripple, owned his volcanic side, and had once shot it out,
-gun to gun and face to face, with no less a paladin than Jimmy Kelly.
-Louie would have found the same fault with Humpty that he had found with
-those others. Only Humpty didn't last long enough after Louie joined his
-forces. Some robbery came off, and a dull jury held Humpty responsible.
-With that, the judge sent him up for a long term of years, and there he
-sticks to-day. Humpty took the journey crying that he had been jobbed by
-the police. However that may have been, his going made it possible
-for Louie to remain with the Jacksons, and shine at those ghoulish,
-graveyard meetings, much longer than might otherwise have been the case.
-
-While Louie had removed to the remote regions about Fourteenth Street
-and Third Avenue, and was seldom seen in Chatham Square or Chinatown,
-he was not forgotten in those latter precincts. Jew Yetta brought up
-his name one evening in the Chatham Club, and spoke scornfully of him in
-conjunction with the opulent blonde.
-
-“That doll's makin' a farmer of Louie,” was the view of Jew Yetta.
-
-“At that,” remarked the Dropper--for this was in the days of his liberty
-and before he had been put away--“farmer or no farmer, it's comin'
-easier for him now than when he was in the navy, eatin' sow-belly out of
-a harness cask an' drinkin' bilge. W'at's that ship he says he's sailin'
-in, Nailer?” continued the Dropper. “Ain't it a tub called _Atalanta?_”
-
-“There never is a ship in the navy named _Atalanta_.”
-
-This declaration, delivered with emphasis, emanated from old Jimmy, who
-had a place by himself in East Side consideration. Old Jimmy was about
-sixty, with a hardwood-finish face and 'possum-colored hair. He had been
-a river pirate in the old days, and roamed the midnight waters for what
-he might pick up. Those were times when he troubled the police, who
-made him trouble in return. But one day old Jimmy salvaged a rich man's
-daughter, who--as though to make his fortune--had fallen overboard from
-a yacht, and bored her small hole in the water within a rod or two of
-Jimmy's skiff. Certainly, he fished her out, and did it with a boat
-hook. More; he sagaciously laid her willowy form across a thwart, to
-the end that the river water flow more easily from her rosebud mouth.
-Relieved of the water, the rescued beauty thanked Jimmy profusely; and,
-for his generous part, her millionaire father proceeded to pension his
-child's preserver for life. The pension was twenty-five dollars a week.
-Coming fresh and fresh with every Monday, Jimmy gave up his piracies and
-no longer haunted in the name of loot the nightly reaches of the river.
-Indeed, he became offensively idle and honest.
-
-“No sir,” repeated old Jimmy; “there never is a ship in our navy named
-_Atalanta_.”
-
-“All th' same,” retorted the dropper, “I lamps a yacht once w'at's
-called _Atalanta_.”
-
-“An' who says No?” demanded old Jimmy, testily. “I'm talkin' about th'
-United States Navy. But speakin' of Louie, it ain't no cinch he's ever
-in th 'navy. I'd sooner bet he's been in jail.”
-
-“An' if he was,” said Jew Yetta, “there ain't no one here who's got
-anything on him.”
-
-“W'at does Atalanta mean, anyway?” questioned the Dropper, who didn't
-like the talk of jails. “Is it a place?”
-
-“Nixie,” put in Slimmy, the erudite, ever ready to display his learning.
-“Atalanta's the name of a skirt, who b'longs 'way back. She's some soon
-as a sprinter, too, an' can run her one hundred yards in better than ten
-seconds. Every god on Olympus clocked this dame, an' knew what she could
-do.”
-
-“W'at's her story?” asked the Dropper.
-
-“It gets along, d'ye see, where Atalanta's folks thinks she ought to get
-married. But she won't have it; she'd sooner be a sprinter. With that,
-they crowd her hand; an' to get shut of 'em, she finally tacks it up on
-the bulletin board that she'll chase to th' altar only with some student
-who can beat her at a quarter mile dash. 'No lobsters need apply!' says
-she. Also, there's conditions. Under the rules, if some chump calls th'
-bluff, an' can't make good--if she lands him loses--her papa's headsman
-will be on th' job with his axe, an' that beaten gink'll get his block
-whacked off.”
-
-“An' does any one go against such a game?” queried Jew Yetta.
-
-“Sure! A whole fleet of young Archibalds and Reginalds went up ag'inst
-it. They all lose; an' his jiblets wit' th' cleaver chops off their
-youthful beans.
-
-“But the luck turns. One day a sure-thing geek shows up whose monaker is
-Hippomenes. Hippy's a fly Indian; there ain't goin' to be no headsman in
-his. Hippy's hep to skirts, too, an' knows where th' board is off their
-fence. He organizes with three gold apples, see, an' every time little
-Atalanta Shootin' Star goes flashin' by, he chucks down one of 'em in
-front of her. She simply eats it up; she can't get by not one; an' she
-loses so much time grabbin' for 'em, Hippy noses in a winner.”
-
-“Good boy!” broke forth the Dropper. “An' do they hook up?”
-
-“They're married; but it don't last. You see its Venus who shows Hippy
-how to crab Atalanta's act an' stakes him to th' gold apples. An' later,
-when he double-crosses Venus, that goddess changes him an' his baby mine
-into a-couple of lions.”
-
-The Irish Wop had been listening impatiently. It was when Governor
-Hughes flourished in Albany, and the race tracks were being threatened.
-The Wop, as a pool-room keeper, was vastly concerned.
-
-“I see,” said the Wop, appealing directly to old Jimmy as the East Side
-Nestor, “that la-a-ad Hughes is makin' it hot for Belmont an' Keene an'
-th' rist av th' racin' gang. Phwat's he so ha-a-ard on racin' for? Do
-yez look on playin' th' ponies as a vice, Jimmy?”
-
-“Well,” responded old Jimmy with a conservative air, “I don't know as
-I'd call it a vice so much as a bonehead play.”
-
-“They call it th' shpo-r-rt av kings,” observed die Wop, loftily.
-
-Old Jimmy snorted. “Sport of kings!” said he. “Sport of come-ons,
-rather. Them Sport-of-kings gezebos 'll go on, too, an' give you a
-lot of guff about racin' bein' healthy. But they ain't sayin' a word
-concernin' th' mothers an' youngones livin' in hot two-room tenements,
-an' jumpin' sideways for grub, while th' husbands and fathers is blowin'
-in their bank-rolls in th' bettin' ring, an' gettin' healthy. An' th'
-little jocks, too--mere kids! I've wondered th' Gerries didn't get after
-'em. But I suppose th' Gerries know who to pass up, an' who to pinch, as
-well as th' oldest skipper on th' Force.”
-
-“F'r all that,” contended the Wop, stubbornly, “thim la-a-ads that's
-mixed up wit' th' racin' game is good feltys.”
-
-“Good fellows,” repeated old Jimmy with contempt. “I recollect seein' a
-picture once, a picture of a girl--a young wife, she is--lyin' with her
-head on an untouched dinner table--fallen asleep, poor thing! Th' clock
-in the picture is pointin' to midnight. There she's been waitin' with
-th' dinner she's cooked with her own little lovin' mitts, for that souse
-of a husband to come home. Under th' picture it says, 'For he's a jolly
-good fellow!'”
-
-“Somebody'd ought to have put a head on him!” quoth Jew Yetta, whose
-sympathies were both active and militant.
-
-“Say,” went on Jimmy, “that picture gets on my nerves. A week later
-I'm down be th' old Delmonico joint at Twenty-sixth an' Broadway. It's
-meb-by one o'clock in th' mornin'. As I'm goin' by th' Twenty-sixt'
-Street door, out floats a fleet of Willies, stewed to the gills, singin'
-in honor of a dude who's in th' middle, 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'
-
-“'Who's that galoot?' I asks th' dub who's slammin' carriage doors at
-the curb. 'Is he a married man?'
-
-“'He's married all right,” says th' door-slammin' dub.
-
-“Wit that I tears into him. It's a good while ago, an' I could slug
-a little. Be th' time th' copper gets there, I've got that jolly good
-fellow lookin' like he'd been caught whistlin' _Croppies Lie Down_ at
-Fiftieth Street an' Fift' Avenoo when th' Cathedral lets out.”
-
-“Well, I'm not married,” remarked the Wop, snappishly;--“I'm not
-married; I niver was married; an' I niver will be married aloive.”
-
-“Did youse notice?” remarked the Dropper, “how they gets a roar out of
-old Boss Croker? He's for racin' all right.”
-
-“Naturally,” said old Jimmy. “Him ownin' race horses, Croker's for th'
-race tracks. He don't cut no ice.”
-
-“How much do yez figger Croker had cleaned up, Jimmy, when he made his
-getaway for Ireland?” asked the Wop, licking an envious lip.
-
-“Without comin' down to book-keepin',” returned old Jimmy, carelessly,
-“my understandin' is that, be havin' th' whole wad changed into thousand
-dollar bills, he's able to get it down to th' dock on a dray.”
-
-The Grabber came in. He beckoned Slimmy, and the two were at once
-immersed in serious whisperings.
-
-“What are youse two stews chinnin' about?” called out the Dropper
-lazily, from across the room. “Be youse thinkin' of orderin' th' beer?”
-
-“It's about Indian Louie,” replied Slimmy, angrily. “Th' Grabber here
-says Louie's out to skin us.”
-
-“Indian Louie,” remarked the Wop, with a gleam in his little gray eye.
-“That's th' labberick w'at's goin' to shti-i-ick up me poolroom f'r thim
-fifty bones. Anny wan that'd have annything to do wit' a bum loike him
-ought to get skinned.”
-
-“W'at's he tryin' to saw off on youse?” asked the Dropper.
-
-“This is th' proposition.” It was the Grabber now. “Me an' Slimmy here
-goes in wit' Louie to give that racket last week in Tammany Hall. Now
-Louie's got th' whole bundle, an' he won't split it. Me an' Slimmy's
-been t'run down for six hundred good iron dollars apiece.”
-
-“An' be yez goin' to let him get away wit' it?” demanded the Wop.
-
-“W'at can we do?” asked the Grabber, disconsolately.
-
-“It's that big blonde,” declared Jew Yetta' with acrimony. “She's goin'
-through Louie for every dollar. I wonder Mollie Squint an' Pretty Agnes
-don't put her on th' fritz.”
-
-The Hesper Club was in Second Avenue between Sixth and Seventh Streets.
-It was one o'clock in the morning when Indian Louie took his accustomed
-seat at the big table in the corner.
-
-“How's everybody?” he asked, easily. “I oversleeps meself, or I'd been
-here hours ago.”
-
-“W'at tires you?” asked Candy Phil. Not that he cared, but merely by way
-of conversation.
-
-“It's th' big feed last night at Terrace Garden. I'm two days trainin'
-for it, an' all day gettin' over it. Them swell blowouts is something
-fierce!” and Louie assumed a wan and weary air, intended to be superior.
-
-“So you was at Terrace Garden?” said Nigger Ruhl.
-
-“Was I? Youse should have seen me! Patent leathers, white choker, and a
-diamond in th' middle of me three-sheet big enough to trip a dog.”
-
-“There's nothin' in them dress suits,” protested Maxie Hahn. “I'm
-ag'inst 'em; they ain't dimmycratic.”
-
-“All th' same, youse've got to wear 'em at these swell feeds,” said
-Candy Phil. “They'd give youse th' gate if you don't. An' as for not
-bein' dimmycratic”--Candy Phil had his jocose side--“they make it so you
-can't tell th' high-guys from th' waiters, an' if that ain't dimmycratic
-what is? Th' only thing I know ag'inst 'em is that youse can't go to th'
-floor wit' a guy in 'em. You've got to cut out th' scrappin', an' live
-up to the suit, see?” The Grabber strolled in, careless and smiling.
-Louie fastened him with eyes of dark suspicion, while Maxie Hahn, the'
-Lobster Kid and Candy Phil began pushing their chairs out of the line of
-possible fire. For they knew of those monetary differences.
-
-“Not a chance, sports,” remarked the Grabber, reassuringly. “No one's
-goin' to start anything. Let's take a drink,” and the Grabber beat upon
-the table as a sign of thirst. “I ain't after no one here.”
-
-“Be youse alludin' to me, Grabber?” asked Louie, with a frown like a
-great cloud. “I don't like them cracks about startin' somethin'.”
-
-“Keep your shoit on,” expostulated the Grabber, clinking down the change
-for the round of beers; “keep your shoit on, Louie. I ain't alludin'
-at nobody nor nothin', least of all at youse. Besides, I just gets a
-message for you--only you don't seem in no humor to receive it.”
-
-“Who's it from?” asked Louie.
-
-“It's Laura”--Laura was the opulent blonde--“Mollie Squint an' Pretty
-Agnes runs up on her about an hour ago at Twelfth Street an' Second
-Avenoo, an' Mollie bounces a brick off her coco. A copper comes along
-an' chases Mollie an' Pretty Agnes. I gets there as they're carry in'
-Laura into that Dago's joint be th' corner. Laura asks me if I sees
-youse to tell w'at's happened her; that's all.”
-
-“Was Mollie and Agnes sloughed in?” asked Louie, whose practical mind
-went first to his breadwinners.
-
-“No, they faded into th' next street. Th' cop don't want to pinch 'em
-anyway.”
-
-“About Laura; was she hoited much?”
-
-“Ten stiches, an' a week in Roosevelt Hospital; that's the best she can
-get.”
-
-“I must chase round an' look her over,” was Louie's anxious conclusion.
-“W'at's that Dago joint she's at?”
-
-“It's be th' corner,” said the Grabber, “an' up stairs. I forgets the
-wop's monaker.” As Louie hesitated over these vague directions, the
-Grabber set down his glass. “Say, to show there's no hard feelin', I'll
-go wit' youse.”
-
-As Louie and the Grabber disappeared through the door, Candy Phil threw
-up both hands as one astonished to the verge of nervous shock.
-
-“Well, w'at do youse think of that?” he exclaimed. “I always figgered
-Louie had bats in his belfry; now I knows it. They'll croak him sure!”
- Nigger Ruhl and the Lobster Kid arose as though to follow. At this,
-Candy Phil broke out fiercely.
-
-“W'at's wrong wit' youse stews? Stick where you be!”
-
-“But they'll cook Louie!” expostulated the Lobster Kid.
-
-“It ain't no skin off your nose if they do. W'y should youse go buttin'
-in?”
-
-Louie and the Grabber were in Twelfth Street, hurrying towards Second
-Avenue. Not a soul, except themselves, was abroad. The Grabber walked on
-Louie's right, which showed that either the latter was not the gunplayer
-he pretended, or the word from Laura had thrown him off his guard.
-
-Suddenly, as the pair passed a dark hallway, the Grabber's left arm
-stole round Louie's neck.
-
-“About that dough, Louie!” hissed the Grabber, at the same time
-tightening his left arm.
-
-Louie half turned to free himself from the artful Grabber. As he did so,
-the Grabber's ready right hand brought his pistol into action, and
-one bullet and then another flashed through Louie's brain. A slim form
-rushed out of the dark hallway, and fired two bullets into Louie's body.
-Louie was dead before he struck the pavement.
-
-The Grabber, with his slim companion, darted through the dark hallway,
-out a rear door and over a back fence. Sixty seconds later they were
-quietly walking in Thirteenth Street, examples of law-abiding peace.
-
-“It was th' easiest ever, Slimmy!” whispered the Grabber, when he had
-recovered his breath. “I knew that stall about Laura'd fetch him.”
-
-“Who was at th' Hesper Club?”
-
-“On'y Candy Phil, th' Lobster Kid an' two or three other blokes. Every
-one of 'em's a right guy. They won't rap.”
-
-“Thim la-a-ads,” remarked the Wop, judiciously, when he heard of Louie's
-taking off--“thim la-a-ads musht 'av lost their heads. There's six or
-seven hundred bones on that bum, an' they niver copped a splinter!”
-
-The word came two ways to the Central Office. One report said “Indian
-Louie” and another “Johnny Spanish.” Detective O'Farrell invaded
-Chinatown, and dug up Big Mike Abrams, that the doubt might be removed.
-
-“It's Indian Louie, all right,” said Big Mike, following a moment's
-silent survey of the rigid form. Then, in a most unlooked for vein of
-sentiment: “They all get here at last!”
-
-“That's no dream!” agreed the morgue attendant. “An', say, Mike”--he
-liked his joke as well as any other--“I've been expectin' you for some
-time.”
-
-“Sure!” returned Big Mike, with a friendly grin; “I'll come chasin'
-along, feet foist, some mornin'. But don't forget that while I'm waitin'
-I'm workin'. I've sent two stiffs down here to youse already, to help
-keep you goin' till I comes. Accordin' to th' chances, however, me own
-turn oughtn't to be so very far away.”
-
-Big Mike Abram's turn was just three weeks away.
-
-“Who were those two, Mike, you sent down here to the morgue?” asked
-O'Farrell, carelessly.
-
-O'Farrell had a catlike fame for slyness.
-
-“Say,” grinned Big Mike, derisively; “look me over! I ain't wearin' no
-medals, am I, for givin' meself up to you bulls?”
-
-
-
-
-VI.--HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC
-
-
-In person he was tall, languid, slender, as neat as a cat, and his
-sallow face--over which had settled the opium pallor--was not an ugly
-face. Also, there abode such weakness, some good, and no harm in him.
-His constitution was rickety. In the winter he coughed and invited
-pneumonia; in the summer, when the sun poured down, he trembled on the
-brink of a stroke. But neither pneumonia nor sunstroke ever quite killed
-him.
-
-It was written that Jackeen would do that--Jackeen Dalton, _alias_
-Brady; and Jackeen did it with five bullets from an automatic-38. Some
-said that opium was at the bottom of it; others laid it to love. It is
-still greatly talked over in what pipe joints abound in Mott, Pell and
-Doyers, not to mention the wider Catherine Street, in the neighborhood
-of number Nineteen, where he had his flat and received his friends.
-
-They called him the Doc. Twenty years ago the Doc studied dentistry
-with his father, who flourished reputably as a tooth surgeon at the Troy
-Dental Parlors in Roosevelt Street. The father died before the Doc had
-been given a diploma; and the Doc, having meanwhile picked up the
-opium habit, was never able afterwards to see the use. Why should he be
-examined or ask for a license? What foolishness! Magnanimously waving
-aside every thought of the sort, he plunged into the practice of his
-cheerless art among those who went in and out of Chinatown, and who
-lived precariously by pocket-picking, porch-climbing, safe-blowing and
-all-round strong-arm methods; and, careless of the statute in such case
-made and provided, he proceeded to file and drill and cap and fill and
-bridge and plug and pull their aching cuspids, bicuspids and molars,
-and all with as quick an instinct and as deft a touch as though his eyes
-were sharpened and his hand made steady by the dental sheepskins of a
-dozen colleges. That he was an outlaw among tooth-drawers served only to
-knit him more closely to the hearts of his patients--themselves merest
-outlaws among men.
-
-The Doc kept his flat in Catherine Street as bright and burnished as
-the captain's cabin of a man-of-war. There was no prodigious wealth of
-furniture, no avalanche of ornament to overwhelm the taste. Aside from
-an outfit of dental tools, the most expensive belongings appeared to
-be what lamps and pipes and kindred paraphernalia were required in the
-smoking of opium.
-
-Those who visited the Doc were compelled to one formality. Before he
-would open his door, they must push the bell four times and four times
-tap on the panel. Thus did they prove their friendly identity. Lawful
-dentists, in their jealousy, had had the Doc arrested and fined,
-from time to time, for intromitting with the teeth of his fellow worms
-without a license. Hence that precautionary quartet of rings, followed
-by the quartet of taps, indicative that a friend and not a foe was at
-his gate.
-
-The Doc had many callers who came to smoke opium. For these he did
-divers kindly offices, mostly in the letter-writing line. As they
-reclined and smoked, they dictated while the Doc transcribed, and many
-and weird were the epistles from Nineteen Catherine Street which
-found their way into the mails. For this service, as for his opium
-and dentistry, the Doc's callers never failed to press upon him an
-honorarium. And so he lived.
-
-Love, that flowerlike sentiment for which--as some jurist once
-remarked of justice--all places are palaces, all seasons summer, is not
-incompatible with either dentistry or opium. The Doc had a sweetheart
-named Lulu. Lulu was very beautiful and very jealous. Also, she was
-broadly popular. All Chinatown made songs to the deep glories of her
-eyes, which were supposed to have excited the defeated envy of many
-stars. The Doc, in what odd hours he could snatch from tooth-drawing and
-opium-smoking, worshipped at the shrine of Lulu; and Lulu was wrapped up
-in the Doc. Number Nineteen Catherine Street served as their Garden of
-Eden.
-
-Now it is among the many defects of opium that it renders migratory the
-fancy. An ebon evidence of this was to be given at number Nineteen. The
-I love of the Doc became, as it were, pipe-deflected, and one day left
-Lulu, and, after a deal of fond circling, settled like some errant dove
-upon a rival belle called May.
-
-Likewise, there was a dangerous side to this dulcet, new situation. The
-enchanting May, when the Doc chose her for his goddess, vice Lulu thrown
-down, could not be described as altogether disengaged. Was she not also
-the goddess of Jackeen? Had not that earnest safe-robber laid his heart
-at her feet?
-
-Moreover, there were reasons even more substantial. The gentle May was
-in her way a breadwinner. When the fortunes of Jackeen were low, she
-became their mutual meal-ticket. May was the most expert shoplifter in
-all of broad New York. If not upon heart arguments, then upon arguments
-of the pocket, not to say stomach, Jackeen might be expected to fiercely
-resent any effort to win her love away.
-
-Jackeen?
-
-Not much is to be told by an appearance, although physiognomists have
-sung otherwise. The egg of the eagle is less impressive than the egg of:
-the goose. And yet it hotly houses in its heart an' eagle. The egg of
-the nightingale shows but-meanly side by side with the egg of the crow.
-And: yet it hides within its modest bosom the limpid music of the moon.
-
-So it is with men.
-
-Jackeen was not an imposing personality. But neither is the tarantula.
-He was five feet and an inch in stunted stature, and weighed a mean
-shadow under one hundred and ten pounds. Like the Doc--who had stolen
-his love away--Jackeen's hollow cheeks were of that pasty gray which
-speaks of opium. Also, from opium, the pupils of his vermin eyes
-had become as the points of two dull pins. Shrivelled, degenerate, a
-tattered rag of humanity, Jackeen was none the less a perilous spirit,
-and so the Doc--too late--would learn.
-
-From that Eden at Nineteen Catherine Street, the fair Lulu had been put
-into the street. This was to make pleasant room for the visits of the
-fairer May. Jackeen was untroubled, knowing nothing about it. He was for
-the moment too wholly engaged, being in the throes of a campaign against
-the Savoy theatre safe, from which strongbox he looked forward to a
-harvest of thousands.
-
-The desolate Lulu went everywhere seeking Jackeen, to tell him of his
-wrongs. Her search was vain; those plans touching the Savoy safe had
-withdrawn him from his accustomed haunts. One night, however, the safe
-was blown and plundered. Alas and alack! Jackeen's share, from those
-hoped-for thousands, dwindled to a paltry sixty dollars--not enough for
-a single spree!
-
-In his resentment, Jackeen, with the aid of a bevy of friends,
-hastily stuck-up a wayfarer, whom he met in Division Street. The
-wayfarer's pockets proved empty. It was even more of a waterhaul than
-had been the Savoy safe. The double disappointment turned Jackeen's
-mood to gall and it was while his humor was thus bilious that he one day
-walked into the Chatham Club.
-
-There was a distinguished company gathered at the Chatham Club. Nannie
-Miller, Blinky the Lob-bygow, Dago Angelo, Roxie, Jimida, Johnny Rice,
-Stagger, Jimmy Foy, and St. Louis Bill--all were there. And these were
-but a handful of what high examples sat about the Chatham Club, and with
-calls for beer, and still more beer, kept Nigger Mike and his assistants
-on the joyful jump.
-
-When Jackeen came in, Mike greeted him warmly, and placed a chair next
-to that of Johnny Rice. Conversation broke out concerning the dead
-and departed Kid Twist. While Twist was an Eastman and an enemy of
-Roxie--himself of the Five Points--the latter was no less moved to speak
-in highest terms of him. He defended this softness by remarking:
-
-“Twist's dead, see! An' once a guy's been put to bed wit' a shovel, if
-youse can't speak well of him youse had better can gabbin' about him
-altogether. Them's my sentiments.”
-
-Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded
-this, and ordered beer.
-
-Twist--according to the veracious Roxie--had not been wanting in
-brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious
-when he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard
-against raids by the police.
-
-Upon another occasion, strictly commercial--so said Roxie--Twist had
-displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller.
-Baby Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept
-a grogshop in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke
-that cherubic publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
-
-Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
-
-“What's up?” demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
-
-“Well,” vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, “there's a party chases in,
-smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid.”
-
-The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
-
-“It's straight,” chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
-dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold
-and precious stones.
-
-“What started youse, Twist?” asked a friend.
-
-“It's this way,” explained Twist. “I'm introducin' a celery
-bitters--because there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks
-him to buy. He hands me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the
-bum. After this, when I come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see!
-Sure, I cops an order for two cases from Flax before I leaves.”
-
-Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
-gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
-sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
-vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five
-Points, had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no
-less he served them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland
-etiquette of the gangs.
-
-One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer
-flowed on unchecked.
-
-At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
-statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
-merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the
-damper for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
-
-Mike was powerless.
-
-As was well said by Roxie: “W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
-cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
-him for bein' open after hours.”
-
-Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another
-day.
-
-“W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?” asked St. Louis Bill, for
-there was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his
-laugh.
-
-Nigger Mike proceeded to lay bare the causes of that queerness. While
-engaged in a joint debate--years ago, it was--with a gentleman given as
-much to sudden petulances as to positive views, he had lost three of his
-teeth. Their place had been artifically but not artistically supplied.
-
-“An' lately they've been feelin' funny,” explained Mike, alluding to the
-supplemental teeth, “an' I toins 'em over to th' Doc to fix. That guy
-who made 'em for me foist must have been a bum dentist. An' at that,
-w'at do you t'ink he charges? I'm a Dutchman if he don't lash me to th'
-mast for forty bucks! He says th' gold plate is wort' twenty.”
-
-“Well, Mike,” said Nannie Miller, who'd been listening, “I don't want
-to make you sore, but on the level you talk like your mouth is full of
-mush. I'd make th' Doc come through wit' 'em as soon as I could.”
-
-“He says he'll bring 'em in to-morry,” returned Mike.
-
-“It's ten to one you don't see 'em for a week,” declared the pessimistic
-St. Louis Bill. “Youse can't tell nothin' about them hop-heads. They say
-'to-morry' when they mean next year.”
-
-St. Louis Bill, being virtuously superior to opium, never lost a chance
-to speak scornfully of those who couldn't make that boast.
-
-Mike, at the discouraging view expressed, became doleful. “Say,” he
-observed, “I'd look like a sucker, wouldn't I, if anything happens th'
-Doc, an' I don't get 'em?”
-
-St. Louis Bill assured Mike that he would indeed look like a sucker,
-and re-declared his conviction--based upon certain occult creepings and
-crawlings in his bones--that Mike had seen the last of those teeth.
-
-“Take my steer,” said St. Louis Bill in conclusion; “treat them teeth
-you gives th' Doc as a dead issue, an' go get measured for some more.
-Twenty dollars wort' of gold, you says! It ain't no cinch but the Doc's
-hocked 'em for hop.”
-
-“Nothin' to that!” returned Mike, decisively. “Th' Doc's a square guy.
-Them teeth is all safe enough. Only, as you says, bein' he hits the
-pipe, he may be slow about chasin' in wit' 'em.”
-
-While Nigger Mike and his guests are in talk, run your eye over the
-scene. Those citizens of Gangland assembled about the Chatham Club
-tables would have made a study, and mayhap a chapter, for Lombroso.
-Speaking generally, they are a stunted litter, these gangmen, and seldom
-stand taller than five feet four. Their weight wouldn't average one
-hundred and twenty pounds. They are apt to run from the onslaught of an
-outsider. This is not perhaps from cowardice; but they dislike exertion,
-even the exertion of fighting, and unless it be to gain money or spoil,
-or a point of honor is involved--as in their duels and gang wars--they
-back away from trouble. In their gang battles, or when fighting the
-police, their strategy is to lie flat on the ground and shoot. Thus
-they save themselves a clubbing, and the chances from hostile lead are
-reduced.
-
-To be sure there are exceptions. Such as Chick Tricker, Ike the Blood,
-Big Mike Abrams, Jack Sirocco, the Dropper, and the redoubtable Jimmy
-Kelly never fly and always fight. No one ever saw their backs.
-
-You are inclined to doubt the bloody character of those gang battles.
-Why doesn't one hear of them?--you ask. Because the police conceal as
-much as may be all word and all sign of them. For the public to know
-might get the police criticized, and they are granted enough of that
-without inviting it through any foolish frankness. The hospitals,
-however, will tell you of a weekly average of fifty patients, suffering
-from knife or gun-shot wounds, not to name fractures born of bottles,
-bricks and blackjacks. A bottle judiciously wielded, or a beer stein
-prudently broken in advance to assure a jagged edge, is no mean weapon
-where warriors are many and the fields of battle close.
-
-While Roxie rattled on, and the others gave interested ear, Jackeen was
-commenting in discouraged whispers to Johnny Rice on those twin setbacks
-of the Division Street stick-up and the Savoy safe.
-
-“It looks like nobody's got any dough,” replied Rice, in a spirit of
-sympathy. “Take me own self. I ain't made a touch youse could call a
-touch, for a mont' of Sundays. Me rag, Josie, an' I was chin-nin' about
-it on'y last night, an' Josie herself says she never sees th' town so
-dead.”
-
-“It's somethin' fierce!” returned Jackeen, moodily.
-
-More beer, and a moment of silence.
-
-“W'at's you' goil May doin'?” asked Rice.
-
-“She's graftin' a little,” responded Jackeen; “but w'at wit' th' stores
-full of private dicks a booster can't do much.”
-
-“Well, you can bet May ought to know!” returned Rice. “As a derrick,
-she' got the Darby Kid an' the best of 'em beat four ways from th' jack.
-She could bring home th' bacon, if any of them hoisters could.”
-
-Then appeared Lulu the houseless--Lulu, the forlorn and outcast Eve of
-that Catherine Street Eden!
-
-Lulu stood a polite moment behind the chair of Jackeen. At a lull in the
-talk, she whispered a word in his ear. He looked up, nodded, and then
-followed her out into Doyers Street.
-
-“It's this way,” said Lulu. “May's copped th' Doc from me, see! An'
-she's givin' you the cross, Jackeen. You ought to hand her out a good
-heatin'. She's over hittin' the pipe wit' th' Doc right now.”
-
-“G'wan!” came jealously from Jackeen.
-
-“Honest! You come wit' me to number Nineteen, an' I'll show youse.”
-
-Jackeen paused as though weighing the pros and cons.
-
-“Let me go get Ricey,” he said at last. “He's got a good nut, an' I'll
-put th' play up to him.”
-
-“All right,” responded Lulu, impatient in her desolation; “but get a
-move on! I've wised you; an' now, if you're any good at all, you'll
-take May out of number Nineteen be th' mop. W'at license has she, or any
-other skirt for that matter, got to do me out of me Doc?”
-
-The last ended in a howl.
-
-Leaving Lulu in the midst of her complaints, Jackeen wheeled back into
-the Chatham Club for a word with Rice. Even during his absence, a change
-had come over the company. He found Rice, St. Louis Bill and Nannie
-Miller, holding anxious confab with a ratfaced person who had just come
-in.
-
-“See here, Jackeen,” said St. Louis Bill in an excited whisper, “there's
-been a rap about that Savoy safe trick, an' th' bulls are right now
-lookin' for th' whole mob. They say it's us, too, who put that rube in
-the air over in Division Street.”
-
-“An' th' question is,” broke in Nannie Miller, who was quick to act, “do
-we stand pat, or do we do a lammister?”
-
-“There's on'y one answer to that,” said St. Louis Bill. “For my end of
-it I'm goin' to lamm.”
-
-Jackeen had May and his heart troubles upon the back of his regard.
-Still he heard; and he arrived at a decision. He would run--yes;
-for flight was preferable to four stone walls. But he must have
-revenge--revenge upon the Doc and May.
-
-“Wit' th' bulls after me, an' me away, it 'ud be comin' too soft for
-'em,” thought Jackeen.
-
-“W'at do youse say?” asked St. Louis Bill, who was getting nervous.
-
-“How did youse get the woid?” demanded Jackeen, turning upon Ratface. It
-was he who had brought the warning.
-
-“I'm a stool for one of the bulls,” replied Ratface, “an' it's him tells
-me you blokes is wanted, see!”
-
-“So you're stoolin' for a Central Office cop?”
-
-Jackeen's manner was fraught with suspicion. “How do we know you're
-givin' us th' correct dope?”
-
-“Miller knows me,” returned Ratface, “an' so does Bill. They'll tell
-youse I'm a right guy. That stool thing is only a stall. I gets more out
-of the bull than he gets out of me. Sure; I give him a dead one now an'
-then, just be way of puttin' in a prop for meself. But not youse;--w'en
-it's any of me friends I puts 'em hep, see!”
-
-“Do you sign for this duck?” demanded Jackeen of St. Louis Bill. “He's a
-new one on me.”
-
-“Take it from me, he's all right,” said St. Louis Bill, decisively.
-“Why, you ought to know him, Jackeen. He joined out wit' that mob of
-gons Goldie Louie took to Syracuse last fall. He's no farmer, neither;
-Ricey there ain't got nothin' on him as a tool.”
-
-This endorsement of Ratface settled all doubt. Jackeen's mind was made
-up. Addressing the others, he said:
-
-“Fade's the woid! I'll meet youse over in Hoboken to-night at Beansey's.
-Better make th' ferry one at a time.”
-
-“W'at do youse want to wait till night for?” asked Nannie Miller. “Th'
-foist t'ing you know you'll get th' collar.”
-
-“I'm goin' to take the chance, though,” retorted Jackeen. “It's some
-private business of me own. An' say”--looking at Rice--“I want a pal.
-Will youse stick, Ricey?”
-
-“Sure, Mike!” said Rice, who had nerve and knew how to be loyal.
-
-Thus it was adjusted. Ratface went his way, to exercise his gifts
-of mendacity upon his Central Office principal, while the others
-scattered--all save Jackeen and Rice.
-
-Jackeen gave his faithful friend the story of his wrongs.
-
-“I wouldn't have thought it of the Doc,” was the pensive comment of
-Rice. He had exalted the Doc, because of his book learning, and groaned
-to see his idol fall. “No, I wouldn't have guessed it of him! Of course,
-it's different wit' a doll. They'd double-cross their own mothers.”
-
-Over in Catherine Street at number Nineteen the Doc was teaching May how
-to cook opium. The result fell below the Doc's elevated notions.
-
-“You aren't to be compared with Lulu,” he complained, as he trimmed the
-peanut-oil lamp. “All Chinatown couldn't show Lulu's equal for cooking
-hop. She had a genius for it.”
-
-The Doc took the needle from May, and cooked for himself. May looked
-discouraged and hurt.
-
-“It's all right,” said the Doc, dreamily, replying to the look of
-injury. “You'll get it right in time, dear. Only, of course, you'll
-never quite equal Lulu; that would be impossible.”
-
-The Doc twirled the little ball of opium in the flame of the lamp,
-watching the color as it changed. May looked on as upon the labors of a
-master.
-
-“I'll smoke a couple of pipes,” vouchsafed the Doc; “then I must get
-to work on Nigger Mike's, teeth. Mike's a good fellow; they're all
-good fellows over at the Chatham Club,” and the Doc sank back upon the
-pallet.
-
-There was the sound of someone in the hall. Then came those calmative
-four rings and four taps.
-
-“That's Mike now,” said the Doc, his eyes half closed. “Let him in; I
-suppose he's come for his teeth. I'll have to give him a stand-off.
-Mike ought to have two sets of teeth. Then he could wear the one while
-I'm fixing the other. It's a good idea; I'll tell him.”
-
-May, warned by some instinct, opened the door but a timorous inch. What
-she saw did not inspire confidence, and she tried with all her little
-strength to close and bolt it.
-
-Too late!
-
-The door was flung inward, and Jackeen, followed by Rice, entered the
-room. They paid no heed to the opium fumes; almost stifling they were,
-but Jackeen and Rice had long been used to them.
-
-May gazed at Jackeen like one planet-struck. The Doc, moveless on the
-pallet, hardly raised his opium-weighted lids.
-
-“This is a fine game I'm gettin'!”
-
-Jackeen sneered out the words. The Doc pulled tranquilly at his pipe;
-while May stood voiceless, staring with scared eyes.
-
-“I'd ought to peg a bullet into you,” continued Jackeen, addressing May.
-
-He had drawn his heavy gun. May stood as if the sight of the weapon had
-frozen her. Jackeen brought it down on her temple. The Doc never moved.
-Peace--the peace of the poppy--was on his brow and in his heart. May
-fell to the floor, her face a-reek with blood.
-
-“Now you've got yours!” said Jackeen.
-
-May struggled unsteadily to her feet, and began groping for the door.
-
-“That ought to do youse till I get back,” was Jackeen's good-by. “You'll
-need a few stitches for that.”
-
-Unruffled, untroubled, the Doc drew blandly at the mouthpiece of the
-pipe.
-
-Jackeen surveyed him.
-
-“Go on!” cried Rice; “hand it to him, if you're goin' to!”
-
-Rice was becoming fretted. He hadn't Jackeen's sustaining interest.
-Besides, he was thinking of that word from the Central Office, and how
-much safer he would be with Beansey, on the Hoboken side of the Hudson.
-
-Jackeen took a step nearer. The Doc smiled, eyes just showing through
-the dreamy lids.
-
-“Turn it loose!” cried Rice.
-
-The gun exploded five times, and five bullets ploughed their way into
-the Doc's body.
-
-Not a cry, not a movement! The bland, pleased smile never left the
-sallow face. With his mouth to the pipestem, the Doc dreamed on.
-
-In the street, Jackeen and Rice passed Lulu. As they brushed by her,
-Rice fell back a pace and whispered:
-
-“He croaked th' Doc.”
-
-Lulu gave a gulping cry and hurried on.
-
-“Is that you, Lulu?” asked the Doc, his drug-uplifted soul untouched,
-untroubled by what had passed, and what would come. Still, he must have
-dimly known; for his next words, softly spoken, were: “I'm sorry about
-Mike's teeth! Cook me a pill, dear; I want one last good smoke.”
-
-
-
-
-VII.--LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER
-
-
-It was a perfect day for a funeral. The thin October air had in it a
-half-chill, like the cutting edge of the coming winter, still six weeks
-away. The leaves, crisp and brown from early frosts, seemed to rustle
-approval of the mournful completeness of things.
-
-Florists' shops had been ransacked, greenhouses laid waste, the leading
-carriages were moving jungles of blossoms. It was magnificent, and
-as the procession wound its slow way into Calvary, the heart of the
-undertaker swelled with pride. Not that he was justified; the glory
-was the glory of Paper-Box Johnny, who stood back of all this gloomy
-splendor with his purse.
-
-“Remember,” was Paper-Box's word to the undertaker, “I'm no piker, an'
-neither was Phil; so wade in wit' th' bridle off, an' make th' spiel
-same as if you was buryin' yourself.”
-
-Thus exhorted, and knowing the solvency of Paper-Box, the undertaker had
-no more than broken even with his responsibilities.
-
-Later, Paper-Box became smitten of concern because he hadn't thought to
-hire a brass band. A brass band, he argued, breathing Chopin's Funeral
-March, would have given the business a last artistic touch.
-
-“I'd ought to have me nut caved in for forget-tin' it,” he declared;
-“but Phil bein' croaked like he was, got me rattled. I'm all in th' air
-right now! Me head won't be on straight ag'in for a mont'.”
-
-In the face of Paper-Box's self-condemnation, ones expert in those
-sorrowful matters of crape and immortelles, averred that the funeral was
-a credit to Casey, and regrets were expressed that the bullet in that
-dead hero's brain forbade his sitting up in the hearse and enjoying what
-was being done in his honor.
-
-As the first shovelful of earth awoke the hollow responses of the
-coffin, there occurred what story writers are fond of describing as a
-dramatic incident. As though the hollow coffin-note had been the dead
-voice of Casey calling, Dago Frankie knelt at the edge of the grave.
-Lifting his hands to heaven, he vowed to shed without mercy the blood of
-Goldie Louie and Brother Bill Orr, on sight. The vow was well received
-by the uncovered ring of mourners, and no one doubted but Casey's
-eternal slumbers would be the sounder for it.
-
-In the beginning, she went by the name of Leoni; the same being
-subsequently lengthened, for good and sufficient reasons, to Leoni the
-Trouble Maker. As against this, however, her monaker, with the addition,
-“Badger,” as written upon her picture--gallery number 7409--to be found
-in that interesting art collection maintained by the police, was given
-as Mabel Grey.
-
-Leoni--according to Detective Biddinger of that city's Central
-Office--was born in Chicago, upon a spot not distant from the banks of
-the classic Drainage Canal. She came to New York, and began attracting
-police attention about eight years ago. In those days, radiant as a
-star, face of innocent beauty, her affections were given to an eminent
-pickpocket known and dreaded as Crazy Barry, and it was the dance she
-led that bird-headed person's unsettled destinies which won her the _nom
-de cour_ of Trouble Maker.
-
-It was unfortunate, perhaps, since it led to many grievous
-complications, that Leoni's love lacked every quality of the permanent.
-Hot, fierce, it resembled in its intensity a fire in a lumber yard.
-Also, like a fire in a lumber yard, it soon burned itself out. Her heart
-was as the heart of a wild goose, and wondrous migratory.
-
-Having loved Crazy Barry for a space, Leoni turned cool, then cold, then
-fell away from him altogether. At this, Crazy Barry, himself a volcano
-of sensibility, with none of Leoni's saving genius to grow cold, waxed
-wroth and chafed.
-
-While in this mixed and storm-tossed humor, he came upon Leoni in the
-company of a fellow gonoph known as McTafife. In testimony of what
-hell-pangs were tearing at his soul, Crazy Barry fell upon McTaffe, and
-cut him into red ribbons with a knife. He would have cut his throat, and
-spoke of doing so, but was prevailed upon to refrain by Kid Jacobs, who
-pointed out the electrocutionary inconveniences sure to follow such a
-ceremony.
-
-“They'd slam youse in th' chair, sure!” was the sober-headed way that
-Jacobs put it.
-
-Crazy Barry, one hand in McTafife's hair, had drawn the latter's head
-across his knee, the better to attend to the throat-cutting. Convinced,
-however, by the words of Jacobs, he let the head, throat all unslashed,
-fall heavily to the floor. After which, first wiping the blood from
-his knife on McTafife's coat--for he had an instinct to be neat--he
-lam-mistered for parts unknown, while McTafife was conveyed to the New
-York Hospital. This chanced in the Sixth Avenue temple of entertainment
-kept by the late Paddy the Pig.
-
-Once out of the hospital and into the street, McTafife and the fair
-Leoni found no trouble in being all the world to one another. Crazy
-Barry was a thing of the past and, since the Central Office dicks wanted
-him, likely to remain so.
-
-McTafife was of the swell mob. He worked with Goldie Louie, Fog-eye
-Howard and Brother Bill Orr. Ask any Central Office bull, half learned
-in his trade of crook-catcher, and he'll tell you that these names are
-of a pick-purse peerage. McTaffe himself was the stinger, and personally
-pinched the poke, or flimped the thimble, or sprung the prop, of
-whatever boob was being trimmed. The others, every one a star, were
-proud to act as his stalls; and that, more than any Central Office
-assurance, should show how near the top was McTaffe in gonoph
-estimation.
-
-Every profession has its drawbacks, and that of picking pockets
-possesses several. For one irritating element, it is apt to take the
-practitioner out of town for weeks on end. Some sucker puts up a roar,
-perhaps, and excites the assiduities of the police; or there is a prize
-fight at Reno, or a World's Fair at St. Louis, or a political convention
-at Chicago, or a crowd-gathering tour by some notable like Mr. Roosevelt
-or Mr. Taft, which gives such promise of profit that it is not to be
-refused. Thus it befell that McTaffe, with his mob, was greatly abroad
-in the land, leaving Leoni deserted and alone.
-
-Once McTaffe remained away so long that it caused Leoni uneasiness, if
-not alarm.
-
-“Mack's fell for something,” was the way she set forth her fears to
-Big Kitty: “You can gamble he's in hock somewheres, or I'd have got the
-office from him by wire or letter long ago.”
-
-When McTaffe at last came back, his face exhibited pain and defeat. He
-related how the mob had been caught in a jam in Chihuahua, and Goldie
-Louie lagged.
-
-“The rest of the fleet managed to make a getaway,” said McTaffe, “all
-but poor Goldie. Those Greasers have got him right, too; he's cinched
-to do a couple of spaces sure. When I reached El Paso, I slimmed me roll
-for five hundred bucks, an' hired him a mouthpiece. But what good is a
-mouthpiece when there ain't the shadow of a chance to spring him?”
-
-“So Goldie got a rumble, did he?” said Leoni, with a half sigh.
-
-Her tones were pensive to the verge of tears; since her love for Goldie
-was almost if not quite equal to the love she bore McTaffe.
-
-Goldie Louie lay caged in the Chihuahua calaboose, and Sanky Dunn
-joined out with McTaffe and the others in his place. With forces thus
-reorganized, McTaffe took up the burdens of life again, and--here one
-day and gone the next--existence for himself and Leoni returned to
-old-time lines.
-
-Leoni met Casey. With smooth, dark, handsome face, Casey was the
-superior in looks of either McTaffe or Goldie Louie. Also, he had fame
-as a gun-fighter, and for a rock-like steadiness under fire. He was
-credited, too, by popular voice, with having been busy in the stirring,
-near vicinity of events, when divers gentlemen got bumped off. This had
-in it a fascination for Leoni, who--as have the ladies of every age and
-clime--dearly loved a warrior. Moreover, Casey had money, and, unlike
-those others, he was always on the job. This last was important to
-Leoni, who at any moment might find herself at issue with the powers,
-and Casey, because of his political position, could speak to the judge.
-
-Leoni loved Casey, even as she had aforetime loved McTaffe, Goldie Louie
-and Crazy Barry. True, Casey owned a wife. But there arose nothing in
-his conduct to indicate it; and since he was too much of a gentleman to
-let it get in any one's way, Leoni herself was so generous as to treat
-it as a technicality.
-
-McTaffe and his mob returned from a losing expedition through the West.
-Leoni asked as to results.
-
-“Why,” explained McTaffe, sulkily, “th' trip was not only a waterhaul,
-but it leaves me on the nut for twelve hundred bones.”
-
-McTaffe turned his pockets inside out, by way of corroboration.
-
-While thus irritated because of that financial setback, McTaffe heard
-of Leoni's blushing nearness to Casey. It was the moment of all moments
-when he was least able to bear the blow with philosophy.
-
-And McTaffe stormed. Going farther, and by way of corrective climax, he
-knocked Leoni down with a club. After which--according to eye-witnesses,
-who spoke without prejudice--he proceeded to beat her up for fair.
-
-Leoni told her adventures to Casey, and showed him what a harvest of
-bruises her love for him had garnered. Casey, who hadn't been born and
-brought up in Mulberry Bend to become a leading light of Gangland for
-nothing, took his gun and issued forth on the trail of McTaffe. McTaffe
-left town. Also, that he didn't take his mob with him proved that
-not graft, but fear of Casey, was the bug beneath the chip of his
-disappearance.
-
-“He's sherried,” Casey told Leoni, when that ill-used beauty asked if he
-had avenged her bruises. “But he'll blow in ag'in; an' when he does I'll
-cook him.”
-
-Goldie Louie came up from Chihuahua, his yellow hair shot with gray,
-the prison pallor in the starved hollows of his cheeks. Mexicans are
-the most merciless of jailers. Fog-eye Howard, who was nothing if not
-a gossip, wised him up as to Leoni's love for Casey. In that connection
-Fog-eye related how McTaffe, having rebuked Leoni's heart wanderings
-with that convincing club, had now become a fugitive from Casey's gun.
-
-Having heard Fog-eye to the end, Goldie faithfully hunted up Leoni and
-wore out a second club on her himself. Again did Leoni creep to Casey
-with her woes and her wrongs, and again did that Knight of Mulberry Bend
-gird up his fierce loins to avenge her.
-
-Let us step rearward a pace.
-
-After the Committee of Fourteen, in its uneasy purities, had caused
-Chick Tricker's Park Row license to be revoked, Tricker, seeking a
-livelihood, became the owner of the Stag in Twenty-eighth Street, just
-off Broadway. That license revocation had been a financial jolt, and
-now in new quarters, with Berlin Auggy, whom he had brought with him
-as partner, he was striving, in every way not likely to invoke police
-interference to re-establish his prostrate destiny.
-
-It was the evening next after the one upon which Goldie Louie, following
-the example of the vanished McTaffe, had expressed club-wise his
-disapproval of Leoni's love for Casey. The Stag was a riot of life and
-light and laughter; music and conversation and drink prevailed. In the
-rear room--fenced off from the bar by swinging doors--was Goldie Louie,
-together with Fog-eye Howard, Brother Bill Orr and Sanky Dunn. There,
-too, Whitey Dutch was entertaining certain of the choicest among the
-Five Pointers. Scattered here and there were Little Red, the Baltimore
-Rat, Louis Buck, Stager Bennett, Jack Cohalan, the Humble Dutchman, and
-others of renown in the grimy chivalry of crime. There were fair ones,
-too, and the silken sex found dulcet representation in such unchallenged
-belles as Pretty Agnes, Jew Yetta, Dutch Ida, and Anna Gold. True, an
-artist in womanly beauty might have found defects in each of these. And
-if so? Venus had a mole on her cheek, Helen a scar on her chin.
-
-Tricker was not with his guests at the Stag that night. His father
-had been reported sick, and Tricker was in filial attendance at the
-Fourteenth Street bedside of his stricken sire. In his absence, Auggy
-took charge, and under his genial management beer flowed, coin came in,
-and all Stag things went moving merrily.
-
-Whitey Dutch, speaking to Stagger Bennett concerning Pioggi, aforetime
-put away in the Elmira Reformatory for the Coney Island killing of
-Cyclone Louie and Kid Twist, made quite a tale of how Pioggi, having
-served his time, had again shown up in town. Whitey mentioned, as a
-matter for general congratulation, that Pioggi's Elmira experience had
-not robbed him of his right to vote, as would have been the blighting
-case had he gone to Sing Sing.
-
-“There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow,” grumbled
-the Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. “I've been up th'
-river twict, an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them
-law-makin' stiffs is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a
-pain!”
-
-The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
-
-Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
-Office representative who performed towards them in the triple rôle of
-guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
-males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and
-Fine Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
-graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while
-their proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and
-princely ease.
-
-“It's an honor, loides an' gents,” said Auggy, “merely to see your maps
-in the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house.
-Your dough don't go here, see!”
-
-The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If
-they could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
-liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their
-visit, after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears
-afire.
-
-Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to
-their slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said
-goodbye. They must drop in--they explained--at the Haymarket, just
-around the corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but
-was visibly relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
-
-“I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something,” said Auggy,
-“an' of course if anything did break loose--any little t'ing, if it
-ain't no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw--one of them Fift' Avenoo
-dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit.”
-
-“Say!” broke in Anna Gold resentfully; “it's somethin' fierce th' way
-them high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think
-they're tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have
-snatched one of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th'
-mop; an' w'en I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have
-had to tell no one she'd been slummin'.”
-
-“Now, forget it!” interposed Auggy warningly. “You go reachin' for any
-skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop
-an' you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that
-rough-house stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited.”
-
-“Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!” retorted the acrid
-Anna, in mighty dudgeon. “An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't
-six weeks since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots
-Joe Rocks full of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself.”
-
-“Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff,” commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, “or
-you'll hit the street on your frizzes--don't make no mistake!”
-
-Observing the stormy slant the talk was taking, Whitey Dutch
-diplomatically ordered beer, and thus put an end to debate. It was a
-move full of wisdom. Auggy was made nervous by the absence of Tricker,
-and Anna the Voluble, on many a field, had shown herself a lady of
-spirit.
-
-While the evening at the Stag thus went happily wearing towards the
-smaller hours, over in Twenty-ninth Street, a block away, the stuss
-game of Casey and Paper-Box Johnny was in full and profitable blast.
-Paper-Box himself was in active charge. Casey had for the moment
-abandoned business and every thought of it. Leoni had just informed
-him of those visitations at the hands of Goldie Louie, and set him to
-thinking on other things than cards.
-
-“An' he says,” concluded Leoni, preparing to go, “after he's beat me
-half to death, 'now chase 'round an' tell your Dago friend, Casey, that
-my monaker ain't McTaffe, an' that if he starts to hand me anythin',
-I'll put him down in Bellevue for the count.'”
-
-The dark face of Casey displayed both anger and resolution. He made
-neither threat nor comment, but his eyes were full of somber fires.
-Leoni departed with an avowed purpose of subjecting her injuries to the
-curative effects of arnica, while Casey continued to gloom and glower,
-drinking deeply the while to take the edge off his feelings.
-
-Harry Lemmy, a once promising prize-fighter of the welter-weight
-variety, showed up. Also, he had no more than settled to the drink,
-which Casey--whom the wrongs of his idolized Leoni could not render
-unmindful of the claims of hospitality--had ordered, when Jack Kenny and
-Charlie Young appeared.
-
-The latter, not alive to the fatal importance of such news, spoke of the
-Stag, which he had left but the moment before, and of the presence there
-of Goldie Louie.
-
-“McTaffe's stalls, Fog-eye, Brother Bill an' Sanky Dunn, are lushin'
-wit' him,” said Young. “You know Sanky filled in wit' th' mob th' time
-Goldie gets settled in Mexico.”
-
-Goldie Louie, only a block away, set the torch to Casey's heart.
-
-“Where's Dago Frankie?” he asked.
-
-Dago Frankie was his nearest and most trusted friend.
-
-“He's over in Sixt' Avenoo shootin' craps,” replied Lemmy. “Shall I go
-dig him up?”
-
-“It don't matter,” said Casey, after a moment's thought. Then, getting
-up from his chair, he inquired, “Have you guys got your cannons?”
-
-“Sure t'ing!” came the general chorus, with a closer from Kenny.
-
-“I've got two,” he said. “A sport might get along wit'out a change of
-shoits in Noo York, but he never ought to be wit'out a change of guns.”
-
-“W'at's on, Phil?” asked Charlie Young, anxiously, as Casey pulled a
-magazine pistol, and carefully made sure that its stomach was full of
-cartridges; “w'at's on?”
-
-“I'm goin' over to the Stag,” replied Casey. “If you ducks'll listen
-you'll hear a dog howl in about a minute.”
-
-“We'll not only listen, but we'll go 'long,” returned Young.
-
-Lemmy and Kenny fell behind the ethers. “W'at's th' muss?” whispered
-Lemmy.
-
-“It's Leoni,” explained Kenny guardedly. “Goldie give her a wallop or
-two last night, an' Phil's goin' to do him for it.”
-
-Casey strode into the Stag, his bosom a storm-center for every black
-emotion. The sophisticated Auggy smelled instant trouble on him, as one
-smells fire in a house. Bending over the friendly shoulder of Whitey
-Dutch, Auggy spoke in a low tone of warning.
-
-“There's Phil Casey,” he said, “an' t'ree of his bunch. It's apples to
-ashes he's gunnin' for Goldie. If Chick were here, now, he'd somehow put
-the smother on him.”
-
-“Give him a call-down your own self,” was Whitey's counsel. “W'at with
-Chick's license bein' revoked in Park Row, an' Joe Rocks goin' to the
-hospital from here only a little over a mont' ago, the least bit
-of cannonadin' 's bound to put th' joint in Dutch all the way from
-headquarters to the State excise dubs in Albany.”
-
-“I know it,” returned Auggy, in great trouble of mind. “If a gun so much
-as cracks once, it'll be th' fare-you-well of the Stag.”
-
-“Well, w'at do youse say?” demanded the loyal Whitey. “I'm wit' youse,
-an' I'm wit' Chick, an' I'm wit' Goldie. Give th' woid, an' I'll pull in
-a harness bull from off his beat.”
-
-“No, none of that! Chick'd sooner burn the joint than call a cop.”
-
-“I'll go give Casey a chin,” said Whitey, “meb-by I can hold him down.
-You put Goldie wise. Tell him to keep his lamps on Casey, an' if Casey
-reaches for his gatt to beat him to it.”
-
-Casey the decisive moved swiftly, however, and the proposed peace
-intervention failed for being too slow. Casey got a glimpse of Goldie
-through the separating screen doors. It was all he wanted. The next
-moment he had charged through.
-
-Chairs crashed, tables were overthrown, women shrieked and men cursed.
-Twenty guns were out. Casey fired six times at Goldie Louie, and six
-times missed that lucky meddler with other people's pocket-books. Not
-that Casey's efforts were altogether thrown away. His first bullet
-lodged in the stomach of Fog-eye, while his third broke the arm of
-Brother Bill.
-
-Whitey Dutch reached Casey as the latter began his artillery practice,
-and sought by word and moderate force to induce a truce. Losing
-patience, however, Whitey, as Casey fired his final shot, pulled his own
-gun and put a bullet through and through that berserk's head. As Casey
-fell forward, a second bullet--coming from anywhere--buried itself in
-his back.
-
-“By the Lord, I've croaked Phil!” was the exclamation of Whitey,
-addressed to no one in particular.
-
-They were Whitey's last words; some one shoved the muzzle of a gun
-against his temple, and he fell by the side of Casey.
-
-No sure list of dead and wounded for that evening's battle of the Stag
-will ever be compiled. The guests scattered like a flock of blackbirds.
-Some fled limping and groaning, others nursing an injured arm, while
-three or four, too badly hurt to travel, were dragged into nooks of
-safety by friends who'd come through untouched. There was blood to the
-east, blood to the west, on the Twenty-eighth Street pavements, and a
-wounded gentleman was picked up in Broadway, two blocks away. The
-wounded one, full of a fine prudence and adhering strictly to gang
-teachings, declared that the bullet which had struck him was a bullet of
-mystery. Also, he gave his word of honor that, personally, he had never
-once heard of the Stag.
-
-When the police reached the field of battle--wearing the ill-used airs
-of folk who had been unwarrantably disturbed--they found Casey and
-Whitey Dutch dead on the floor, and Fog-eye groaning in a corner. To
-these--counting the injured Brother Bill and the prudent one picked up
-in Broadway, finally identified as Sanky Dunn--rumor added two dead and
-eleven wounded.
-
-Leoni?
-
-The Central Office dicks who met that lamp of loveliness the other
-evening in Broadway reported her as in abundant spirits, and more
-beautiful than ever. She had received a letter from McTaffe, she said,
-who sent his love, and her eyes shone like twin stars because of the joy
-she felt.
-
-“Mack always had a good heart,” said Leoni.
-
-Paper-Box Johnny--all in tears--bore sorrowful word of her loss to Mrs.
-Casey, calling that matron from her slumbers to receive it. Paper-Box
-managed delicately.
-
-“It's time to dig up black!” sobbed Paper-Box; “they've copped Phil.
-
-“Copped Phil?” repeated Mrs. Casey, sleepily. “Where is he?”
-
-“On a slab in the morgue. Youse'd better chase yourself over.”
-
-“All right,” returned Mrs. Casey, making ready to go back to bed, “I
-will after awhile.”
-
-
-
-
-VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH
-
-
-Knowledge is power, and power is a good thing, as you yourself well
-know. Since Eve opened the way, and she and Adam paid the price--a high
-one, I sometimes think--you are entitled to every kind of knowledge.
-Also, you are entitled to all that you can get.
-
-But having acquired knowledge, you are not entitled to peddle it out in
-secret to Central Office bulls, at a cost of liberty and often life to
-other men. When you do that you are a snitch, and have thrown away your
-right to live. Anyone is free to kill you out of hand, having regard
-only to his own safety. For such is the common law of Gangland.
-
-Let me ladle out a cautionary spoonful.
-
-As you go about accumulating knowledge, you should fix your eye upon
-one or two great truths. You must never forget that when you are close
-enough to see a man you are close enough to be seen. It is likewise
-foolish, weakly foolish, to assume that you are the only gas jet in
-the chandelier, the only pebble on the beach, or possess the only kodak
-throughout the entire length of the boardwalk. Bear ever in mind that
-while you are getting the picture of some other fellow, he in all human
-chance is snapping yours.
-
-This last is not so much by virtue of any law of Gangland as by a law of
-nature. Its purpose is to preserve that equilibrium, wanting which,
-the universe itself would slip into chaos and the music of the spheres
-become but the rawest tuning of the elemental instruments. The stars
-would no longer sing together, but shriek together, and space itself
-would be driven to stop its ears. Folk who fail to carry these grave
-matters upon the constant shoulder of their regard, get into trouble.
-
-At Gouverneur hospital, where he died, the register gave his name as
-“Samuel Wendell,” and let it go at that. The Central Office, which finds
-its profit in amplification, said, “Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger,
-_alias_ the Ghost,” and further identified him as “brother to Johnny the
-Mock.”
-
-Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, _alias_ the Ghost, brother to Johnny
-the Mock, was not the original Ghost. Until less than two years ago the
-title was honorably worn by Mashier, who got twenty spaces for a night
-trick he turned in Brooklyn. Since Mashier could not use the name in
-Sing Sing, Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock,
-adopted it for his own. It fitted well with his midnight methods and
-noiseless, gliding, skulking ways. Moreover, since it was upon his own
-sly rap to the bulls, who made the collar, that Mashier got pinched, he
-may have felt himself entitled to the name as part of his reward. The
-Indian scalps his victim, and upon a similar principle Wendell,
-_alias_ Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock, when Mashier was handed that
-breath-taking twenty years, may have decided to call himself the Ghost.
-
-It will never be precisely known how and why and by whose hand the Ghost
-was killed, although it is common opinion that Pretty Agnes had much
-to do with it. Also, common opinion is more often right than many might
-believe. In view of that possible connection with the bumping off of the
-Ghost, Pretty Agnes is worth a word. She could not have been called old.
-When upon a certain Saturday evening, not remote, she stepped into Jack
-Sirocco's in Chatham Square, her years counted fewer than nineteen.
-Still, she had seen a good deal--or a bad deal--whichever you prefer.
-
-Pretty Agnes' father, a longshoreman, had found his bread along the
-docks. None better ever-shaped for a boss stevedore, or trotted up a
-gangplank with a 280-pound sack of sugar on his back. One day he fell
-between the side of a moored ship and the stringpiece of the wharf; and
-the ship, being at that moment ground against the wharf by the swell
-from a passing steamer, he was crushed. Those who looked on called him a
-fool for having been killed in so poor a way. He was too dead to resent
-the criticism, and after that his widow, the mother of Pretty Agnes,
-took in washing.
-
-Her mother washed, and Pretty Agnes carried home the clothes. This went
-on for three years. One wind-blown afternoon, as the mother was hanging
-out clothes on the roof--a high one--and refreshing her energies with
-intermittent gin from the bottle of her neighbor, the generous Mrs.
-Callahan, she stepped backward down an airshaft. She struck the flags
-ten stories below, and left Pretty Agnes to look out for herself.
-
-Looking out for herself, Pretty Agnes worked in a sweatshop in
-Division Street. Here she made three dollars a week and needed five.
-The sweatshop owner--for she was a dream of loveliness, with a fog of
-blue-black hair and deep brown eyes--offered to make up the lacking two,
-and was accepted.
-
-Round, ripe, willowy, Pretty Agnes graduated from the Division Street
-sweatshop to a store in Twenty-third Street. There she served as a cloak
-model, making fourteen dollars a week while needing twenty. The
-manager of the cloak store was as generous as had been the owner of the
-sweatshop, and benevolently made up the absent six.
-
-For Pretty Agnes was lovelier than ever.
-
-All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Also, it has the same
-effect on Jill. Pretty Agnes--she had a trunkful of good clothes and
-yearned to show them--went three nights a week to one of those dancing
-academies wherewith the East Side was and is rife. As she danced she met
-Indian Louie, and lost no time in loving him.
-
-Having advantage of her love, that seeker after doubtful dollars showed
-Pretty Agnes where and how she could make more money than would come
-to her as a cloak model in any Twenty-third Street store. Besides, he
-jealously disapproved of the benevolent manager, though, all things
-considered, it is hard to say why.
-
-Pretty Agnes, who had grown weary of the manager and to whom Louie's
-word was law, threw over both the manager and her cloak-model position.
-After which she walked the streets for Louie--as likewise did Mollie
-Squint--and, since he often beat her, continued to love him from the
-bottom of her heart.
-
-Between Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint, Louie lived sumptuously. Nor
-could they themselves be said to have altogether suffered; for each knew
-how to lick her fingers as a good cook should. Perhaps Louie was
-aware that his darlings held out on him, but regarded it as just an
-investment. He must have known that to dress well stood first among the
-demands of their difficult profession, which was ancient and had been
-honorable, albeit in latter days ill spoken of.
-
-Louie died, and was mourned roundly by Pretty Agnes for eight weeks.
-Then she gave her love to Sammy Hart, who was out-on-the-safe. Charlie
-Lennard, _alias_ Big Head, worked pal to Sammy Hart, and the Ghost went
-with them as outside man and to help in carrying the tools.
-
-Commonly Sammy and Big Head tackled only inferior safes, in cracking
-which nothing nobler nor more recondite than a can-opener was demanded.
-Now and then, however, when a first-class box had to be blown and soup
-was an absolute requirement, the Ghost came in exceeding handy. No yegg
-who ever swung under and traveled from town to town without a ticket,
-knew better than did the Ghost how to make soup.
-
-The soup-making process, while ticklish, ought to be worth reading
-about. A cake of dynamite is placed in the cold bottom of a kettle. Warm
-water is added, and the kettle set a-simmer over a benzine lamp. As
-the water heats, the dynamite melts into oil, and the oil--being
-lighter--rises to the top of the water.
-
-The oil is drawn softly off with a syringe, and as softly discharged
-into a bottle half filled with alcohol. The alcohol is to prevent
-explosion by jarring. Soup, half oil, half alcohol, can be fired with a
-fuse, but will sustain quite a jolt without resenting it.
-
-This was not true in an elder day, before our box workers discovered
-that golden alcoholic secret. There was a yegg once who was half in,
-half out, of the window of a P. O. Pie had the bottle of soup in his
-hip pocket. The sash fell, struck the consignment of hip-pocket soup,
-and all that was found of the yegg were the soles of his shoes. Nothing
-so disconcerting would have happened had the Ghost made the soup.
-
-The Ghost, while believed in by Big Head and Sammy, was distrusted by
-Pretty Agnes. She distrusted him because of his bad repute as a snitch.
-She called Sammy's attention to what tales were abroad to the black
-effect that the Ghost was a copper in his mildewed soul, and one time
-and another had served stoolpigeon to many dicks.
-
-Sammy took no stock in these reports, and told Pretty Agnes so.
-
-“Th' Ghost's all right,” he said; “he's been wit' me an' Big Head when
-we toins off twenty joints.”
-
-“He may go wit' you,” retorted Pretty Agnes, “for twenty more tricks,
-an' never rap. But mark me woids, Sammy; in th' end he'll make a present
-of youse to th' bulls.”
-
-Sammy only laughed, holding that the feminine intelligence, while
-suspicious, was not a strong intelligence.
-
-“Well,” said Sammy, when he had ceased laughing, “if th' Ghost does
-double-cross me, w'at'll youse do?”
-
-“W'at'll I do? As sure as my monaker is Pretty Agnes, I'll have him
-cooked.”
-
-“Good goil!” said Sammy Hart.
-
-Gangland discusses things social, commercial, political, and freely
-forms and gives opinions. From a panic in Wall Street to the making of
-a President, nothing comes or goes uncommented upon and unticketed
-in Gangland. Even the fashions are threshed out, and sage judgments
-rendered concerning frocks and hats and all the latest hints from Paris.
-This you can test for yourself, on any evening, at such hubs of popular
-interest as Sirocco's, Tony's, Jimmy Kelly's or the Chatham Club.
-
-Sirocco's was a-swarm with life that Saturday evening when Pretty Agnes
-dropped in so casually. At old Jimmy's table they were considering the
-steel trust investigation, then proceeding--ex-President Roosevelt had
-that day testified--and old Jimmy and the Irish Wop voiced their views,
-and gave their feelings vent. Across at Slimmy's the dread doings of a
-brace of fair ones, who had excited Coney Island by descending upon that
-lively suburb in harem skirts, was under discussion.
-
-Speaking of the steel trust investigation and its developments, old
-Jimmy was unbelting after this wise. Said he, bringing down his hairy
-fist with a whack that startled every beer glass on the table into an
-upward jump of full three inches:
-
-“Th' more I read of th' doin's of them rich guys, th' more I begin to
-think that th' makin' of a mutt lurks in every million dollars. Say,
-Wop, they don't know how to pick up a hand an' play it, after it's been
-dealt 'em. Take 'em off Wall Street an' mix 'em up wit' anything except
-stocks, an' they can't tell a fire plug from a song an' dance soubrette.
-If some ordinary skate was to go crabbin' his own personal game th'
-way they do theirs, th' next you'd hear that stew would be in
-Blooming-dale.”
-
-“Phwat's eatin' yez now, Jimmy?” inquired the Wop, carelessly. “Is it
-that steel trusht thing th' pa-a-apers is so full of?”
-
-“That an' th' way Morgan an' th' balance of that fur-lined push fall
-over themselves. Th' big thing they're shy on is diplomacy. When it
-comes to diplomacy, they're a lot of dead ones.”
-
-“An' phwat's diplom'cy?”
-
-The Wop didn't like big words; his feeling was to first question, then
-resent them.
-
-“Phwat's diplom'cy?” he repeated.
-
-“Diplomacy,” said old Jimmy, “is any cunnin' move that lands th' trick.
-You wake up an' hear a noise; an' you think it's some porch-climber,
-like th' Nailer here, turnin' off th' joint. At that, not knowin' but
-he's framed up with a gun, you don't feel like goin' to th' mat with
-him. What do you do? Well, you use diplomacy. You tosses mebby a
-dumbbell over th' bannisters, an' lets it go bumpin' along from step
-to step, makin' more row than some geezer failin' down stairs with a
-kitchen stove. Th' racket throws a scare into th' Nailer, an' he beats
-it, see?”
-
-“An' that's diplom'cy!” said the Wop.
-
-“Also, it's exactly what them Wall Streeters ain't got. Look at th' way
-they're always fightin' Roosevelt. For twenty-five years they've been
-roustin' Teddy; an' for twenty-five years they've done nothin' but keep
-him on th' map. When Teddy was in Mulberry Street th' Tammany ducks gets
-along with him as peaceful as a basketful of pups. Diplomacy does it;
-that, an' payin' strict attention to Teddy's blind side. 'What's th' use
-of kickin' in th' gate,' says they, 'when we knows where a picket's off
-th' fence?' You remember Big Florrie Sullivan puttin' young Brady on th'
-Force? Teddy's in Mulberry Street then. Do you think Big Florrie goes
-queerin' th' chances, be tellin' Teddy how Brady passes th' cush box
-in Father Curry's church? Not on your life! It wouldn't have been
-diplomacy; Teddy wouldn't have paid no attention. Big Florrie gets in
-his work like this:
-
-“'Say, Commish,' he says, 'I sees th' fight of my life last night.
-Nineteen rounds to a knockout! It's a left hook to th' jaw does it.'
-
-“'No!' Teddy says, lightin' up like Chinatown on th' night of a Chink
-festival; 'you int'rest me! Pull up a stool,' says he, 'an' put your
-feet on th' desk. There; now you're comfortable, go on about th' fight.
-Who were they?'
-
-“'A lad from my district named Brady,' says Big Florry, 'an' a
-dock-walloper from Williamsburg. You ought to have seen it, Commish!
-Oh, Brady's th' goods! Pie's th' lad to go th' route! He's all over that
-Williamsburg duffer like a cat over a shed roof! He went 'round him like
-a cooper 'round a barrel!'
-
-“Big Florrie runs on like that, using diplomacy, an' two weeks later
-Brady's thumpin' a beat.”
-
-“Ye're r-r-right, Jimmy,” said the Wop, after a pause which smelled
-of wisdom; “I agrees wit' yez. Morgan, Perkins, Schwab an' thim rich
-omadauns is th' bum lot. Now I think av it, too, Fatty Walsh minchons
-that wor-r-rd diplom'cy to me long ago. Yez knew Fatty, Jimmy?”
-
-“Fatty an' me was twins.”
-
-“Fatty's th' foine la-a-ad; on'y now he's dead--Mary resht him! Th' time
-I'm in th' Tombs for bouncin' th' brick off th' head av that Orangeman,
-who's whistlin' th' Battle av th' Boyne to see how long I can shtand it,
-Fatty's th' warden; an' say, he made th' place home to me. He's talkin',
-Fatty is, wan day about Mayor Hughey Grant, an' it's then he shpeaks av
-diplom'cy. He says Hughey didn't have anny.”
-
-“Don't you believe it!” interrupted old Jimmy; “Fatty had Hughey down
-wrong. When it comes to diplomacy, Hughey could suck an egg an' never
-chip th' shell.”
-
-“It's a special case loike. Fatty's dishtrict, d'yez see, has nothin' in
-it but Eyetalians. Wan day they'r makin' ready to cilibrate somethin'.
-Fatty's in it, av course, bein' leader, an' he chases down to th' City
-Hall an' wins out a permit for th' Dago parade.”
-
-“What's Hughey got to do with that?”
-
-“Lishten! It shtrikes Hughey, him bein' Mayor, it'll be th' dead wise
-play, when Fatty marches by wit' his Guineas, to give them th' gay,
-encouragin' face. Hughey thinks Fatty an' his pushcart la-a-ads is
-cilibratin' some Dago Saint Patrick's day, d'yez see. It's there Fatty
-claims that Hughey shows no diplom'cy; he'd ought to have ashked.”
-
-“Asked what?”
-
-“I'm comin' to it. Fatty knows nothin' about phwat's on Hughey's chest.
-His first tip is when he sees Hughey, an' th' balance av th' Tammany
-administration cocked up in a hand-me-down grandstand they've faked
-together in City Hall Park. Fatty pipes 'em, as he an' his Black
-Hand bunch comes rowlin' along down Broadway, an' th' sight av that
-grandshtand full av harps, Hughey at th' head, almosht gives him heart
-failure.
-
-“Fatty halts his Eyetalians, sets them to ma-a-arkin' toime, an' comes
-sprintin' an' puffin' on ahead.
-
-“'Do a sneak!' he cries, when he comes near enough to pass th' wor-r-rd.
-'Mother above! don't yez know phwat these wops av mine is cilibratin'?
-It's chasin' th' pope out av Rome. Duck, I tell yez, duck!”
-
-“Sure; Hughiy an' th' rist av th' gang took it on th' run. Fatty could
-ma-a-arch all right, because there's nobody but blackhanders in his
-dish-trict. But wit' Hughey an' th' others it's different. They might
-have got his grace, th' archbishop, afther thim.”
-
-“Goin' back to Teddy,” observed old Jimmy, as he called for beer, “them
-rich lobsters is always stirrin' him up. An' they always gets th' worst
-of it. They've never brought home th' bacon yet. Tie's put one over on
-'em every time.
-
-“Yez can gamble that Tiddy's th' la-a-ad that can fight!” cried the Wop
-in tones of glee; “he's th' baby that's always lookin' f'r an argument!”
- Then in a burst, both rapturous and irrelevant: “tie's th' idol av th'
-criminal illimint!”
-
-“I don't think that's ag'inst him,” interjected the Nailer, defensively.
-
-“Nor me neither,” said old Jimmy. “When it comes down to tacks, who's
-quicker wit' th' applaudin' mitt at sight of an honest man than th'
-crim'nal element?--only so he ain't bumpin' into their graft. Who is it
-hisses th' villyun in th' play till you can hear him in Hoboken? Ain't
-it some dub just off the Island? Once a Blind Tom show is at Minor's,
-an' a souse in th' gallery is so carried away be grief at th' death of
-Little Eva, he falls down two flights of stairs. I gets a flash at him
-as they tosses him into th' ambulance, an' I hopes to join th' church if
-it ain't a murderer I asks Judge Battery Dan to put away on Blackwell's
-for beatin' up his own little girl till she can't get into her frock.
-Wall Streeters an' college professors, when it comes to endorsin' an
-honest man, can't take no medals off th' crim'nal element.”
-
-“Phwy has Morgan an' th' rist av thim Wall Street geeks got it in f'r
-Tiddy?” queried the Wop. “Phwat's he done to 'em?”
-
-“Nothin'; only they claims it ain't larceny if you steal more'n a
-hundred thousand dollars, an' Teddy won't stand for a limit.”
-
-“If that's phwat they're in a clinch about, then I'm for Tiddy,”
- declared the Wop. “Ain't it him, too, that says th' only difference
-bechune a rich man an' a poor man is at th' bank? More power to
-him!--why not? Would this beer be annythin' but beer, if it came through
-a spigot av go-o-old, from a keg av silver, an' th' bar-boy had used a
-dia-mond-shtudded bung-starter in tappin' it?”
-
-Over at Slimmy's table, where the weaker sex predominated, the talk was
-along lighter lines. Mollie Squint spoke in condemnation of those harem
-skirts at Coney Island.
-
-“What do youse think,” she asked, “of them she-scouts showin' up at Luna
-Park in harem skirts? Coarse work that--very coarse. It goes to prove
-how some frails ain't more'n half baked.”
-
-“Why does a dame go to th' front in such togs?” asked Slimmy
-disgustedly.
-
-“Because she's stuck on herself,” said the Nailer, who had drifted over
-from old Jimmy and the Wop, where the talk was growing too heavy for
-him; “an' besides, it's an easy way of gettin' th' spot-light. Take
-anything like this harem skirt stunt, an' oodles of crazy Mollies'll
-fall for it. Youse can't hand it out too raw! So if it's goin' to stir
-things up, an' draw attention, they're Johnny-at-the-rat-hole every
-time!”
-
-“We ladies,” remarked Jew Yetta, like a complacent Portia giving
-judgment, “certainly do like to be present at th' ball game! An' if we
-can't beat th' gate--can't heel in--we'll climb th' fence. Likewise,
-we're right there whenever it's th' latest thing. Especially, if we've
-got a face that'd stop traffic in th' street. Do youse remember”--this
-to Anna Gold--“when bicycles is new, how a lot of old iron-bound
-fairies, wit' maps that'd give youse a fit of sickness, never wastes a
-moment in wheelin' to th' front?”
-
-“Do I remember when bicycles is new?” retorted Anna Gold, resentfully.
-“How old do youse think I be?”
-
-“Th' Nailer's right,” said Slimmy, cutting skilfully in with a view to
-keeping the peace. “Th' reason why them dames breaks in on bicycles,
-an' other new deals, is because it attracts attention; an' attractin'
-attention is their notion of bein' great. Which shows that they don't
-know th' difference between bein' famous an' bein' notorious.”
-
-Slimmy, having thus declared himself, looked as wise as a treeful of
-owls.
-
-“Well, w'at is th' difference?” demanded Anna Gold.
-
-“What's th' difference between fame an' notoriety?” repeated Slimmy,
-brow lofty, manner high. “It's th' difference, Goldie, between havin'
-your picture took at th' joint of a respectable photographer, an'
-bein' mugged be th' coppers at th' Central Office. As to harem skirts,
-however, I'm like Mollie there. Gen'rally speakin', I strings wit' th'
-loidies; but when they springs a make-up like them harem skirts, I pack
-in. Harem skirts is where I get off.”
-
-“Of course,” said Big Kitty, who while speaking little spoke always to
-the point, “youse souses understands that them dolls who shakes up Coney
-has an ace buried. They're simply a brace of roof-gardeners framin' up a
-little ink. I s'pose they fig-gered they'd make a hit. Did they?”--this
-was in reply to Mollie Squint, who had asked the question. “Well, if
-becomin' th' reason why th' bull on post rings in a riot call, an'
-brings out th' resoives, is your idee of a hit, Mollie, them dames is
-certainly th' big scream.”
-
-“Them harem skirts won't do!” observed the Nailer, firmly; “youse hear
-me, they won't do!”
-
-“An' that goes f'r merry widdy hats, too,” called out the Wop, from
-across the room. “Only yister-day a big fat baby rounds a corner on me,
-an' bang! she ketches me in th' lamp wit' th' edge av her merry widdy.
-On the livil, I thought it was a cross-cut saw! She came near bloindin'
-me f'r loife. As I side-steps, a rooshter's tail that's sproutin' out av
-th' roof, puts me other optic on th' blink. I couldn't have seen a shell
-av beer, even if Jimmy here was payin' fer it. Harem skirts is bad; but
-th' real minace is merry widdys.”
-
-“I thought them lids was called in,” remarked Slimmy.
-
-“If they was,” returned the Wop, “they got bailed out ag'in. Th' one I'm
-nailed wit' is half as big as Betmont Pa-a-ark. Youse could 've raced a
-field av two-year olds on it.”
-
-“Well,” remarked the Nailer, resignedly, “it's th' fashion, an' it's up
-to us, I s'pose, to stand it. That or get off the earth.”
-
-“Who invints th' fashions?” and here the Wop appealed to the deep
-experience of old Jimmy.
-
-“Th' French.”
-
-Old Jimmy--his pension had just been paid--motioned to the waiter to
-again take the orders all 'round.
-
-“Th' French. They're the laddy-bucks that shoves 'em from shore. Say
-'Fashion!' an' bing! th' French is on th' job, givin' orders.”
-
-“Thim Frinch 're th' great la-a-ads,” commented the Wop, admiringly.
-“There's a felly on'y this mornin' tellin' me they can cook shnails so's
-they're almosht good to eat.”
-
-“Tell that bug to guess ag'in, Wop,” said Mollie Squint. “Snails is
-never good to eat. As far as them French are concerned, however, I go
-wit' old Jimmy. They're a hot proposition.”
-
-Jack Sirocco had been walking up and down, his manner full of
-uneasiness.
-
-“What's wrong, Jack?” at last asked old Jimmy, who had observed that
-proprietor's anxiety.
-
-Sirocco explained that divers gimlet-eyed gentlemen, who he believed
-were emissaries of an antivice society, had been in the place for hours.
-
-“They only now screwed out,” continued Sirocco. Then, dolefully: “It'd
-be about my luck, just as I'm beginnin' to get a little piece of change
-for myself, to have some of them virchoo-toutin' ginks hand me a wallop.
-I wonder w'at good it does 'em to be always tryin' to knock th' block
-off somebody. I ain't got nothin' ag'inst virchoo. Vir-choo's all right
-in its place. But so is vice.”
-
-Old Jimmy's philosophy began manoeuvring for the high ground.
-
-“This vice and virtue thing makes me tired,” he said; “there's too much
-of it. Also, there's plenty to be said both ways. Th' big trouble wit'
-them anti-vice dubs is that they're all th' time connin' themselves.
-They feel moral when it's merely dyspepsia; they think they're virchous
-when they're only sick. In th' end, too, virchoo always falls down.
-Virchoo never puts a real crimp in vice yet. Virchoo's a sprinter; an'
-for one hundred yards it makes vice look like a crab. But vice is a
-stayer, an' in th' Marathon of events it romps in winner. Virchoo likes
-a rockin'-chair; vice puts in most of its time on its feet. Virchoo
-belongs to th' Union; it's for th' eight hour day, with holidays an'
-Saturday afternoons off. Vice is always willin' to break th' wage
-schedule, work overtime or do anythin' else to oblige. Virchoo wants two
-months in th' country every summer; vice never asks for a vacation since
-th' world begins.”
-
-The Wop loudly cheered old Jimmy's views. Sirocco, however, continued
-gloomy.
-
-“For,” said the latter with a sigh, “I can feel it that them anti-vice
-guys has put th' high-sign on me. They'll never rest now until they've
-got me number.”
-
-Pretty Agnes, on comin' in, had taken a corner table by herself. She
-heard, but did not join in the talk. She even left untouched the glass
-of beer, which, at a word from old Jimmy, a waiter had placed before
-her. Silent and sad, with an expression which spoke of trouble present
-or trouble on its way, she sat staring into smoky space.
-
-“W'at's wrong wit' her?” whispered Slimmy, who, high-strung and
-sensitive, could be worked upon by another's troubles.
-
-“Why don't youse ask her?” said Big Kitty.
-
-Slimmy shook a doubtful head. “She ain't got no use for me,” he
-explained, “since that trouble wit' Indian Louie.”
-
-“She sure couldn't expect you an' th' Grabber,” remarked Anna Gold,
-quite scandalized at the thought of such unfairness, “to lay dead, while
-Louie does you out of all that dough!”
-
-“It's th' rent,” said Jew Yetta. She had been canvassing Pretty
-Agnes out of the corners of her eyes. “I know that look from me own
-experience. She can't come across for the flat, an' some bum of an agent
-has handed her a notice.”
-
-“There's nothin' in that,” declared Mollie Squint. “She could touch me
-for th' rent, an' she's hep to it.” Then, in reproof of the questioning
-looks of Anna Gold: “Sure; both me an' Agnes was stuck on Indian Louie,
-but w'at of that? Louie's gone; an' besides, I never blames her. It's me
-who's th' butt-in; Agnes sees Louie first.”
-
-“Youse 're wrong, Yetta,” spoke up the Nailer, confidently. “Agnes ain't
-worryin' about cush. There ain't a better producer anywhere than Sammy
-Hart. No one ever sees Sammy wit'out a roll.”
-
-The Nailer lounged across to Pretty Agnes; Mollie Squint, whose heart
-was kindly, followed him.
-
-“W'y don't youse lap up your suds?” queried the Nailer, pointing to the
-beer. Without waiting for a return, he continued, “Where's Sammy?”
-
-“Oh, I don't know,” returned Pretty Agnes, her manner half desperate.
-“Nailer, I'm simply fretted batty!”
-
-“W'at's gone crooked, dear?” asked Mollie Squint, soothingly. “Youse
-ain't been puttin' on th' mitts wit' Sammy?”
-
-“No,” replied Pretty Agnes, the tears beginning to flow; “me an' Sammy's
-all right. On'y he won't listen!” Then suddenly pointing with her
-finger, she exclaimed; “There! It's him I'm worryin' about!”
-
-The Nailer and Mollie Squint glanced in the direction indicated by
-Pretty Agnes. The Ghost had just come in and was sidling into a chair.
-It must be admitted that there was much in his appearance to dislike.
-His lips were loose, his eyes half closed and sleepy, while his chin
-was catlike, retreating, unbased. In figure he was undersized,
-slope-shouldered, slouching. When he spoke, his voice drawled, and the
-mumbled words fell half-formed from the slack angles of his mouth. He
-was an eel--a human eel--slippery, slimy, hard to locate, harder still
-to hold. To find him you would have to draw off all the water in the
-pond, and then poke about in the ooze.
-
-“It's him that's frettin' me,” repeated Pretty Agnes. “He's got me
-wild!”
-
-The Nailer donned an expression, cynical and incredulous.
-
-“W'at's this?” said he. “W'y Agnes, youse ain't soft on that mutt, be
-youse? Say, youse must be gettin' balmy!”
-
-“It ain't that,” returned Pretty Agnes, indignantly. “Do youse think I'd
-fall for such a chromo? I'd be bughouse!”
-
-“Bughouse wouldn't half tell it!” exclaimed Mollie Squint fervently.
-“Him?”--nodding towards the Ghost. “W'y he's woise'n a wet dog!”
-
-“Well,” returned the puzzled Nailer, who with little imagination, owned
-still less of sentimental breadth, “if youse ain't stuck on him, how's
-he managin' to fret youse? Show me, an' I'll take a punch at his lamp.”
-
-“Punchin' wouldn't do no good,” replied Pretty Agnes, resignedly. “This
-is how it stands. Sammy an' Big Head's gettin' ready to do a _schlam_
-job. They've let th' Ghost join out wit' 'em, an' I know he's goin' to
-give 'em up.”
-
-The Nailer looked grave.
-
-“Unless youse've got somethin' on him, Agnes.” he remonstrated, “you
-oughtn't to make a squawk like that. How do youse know he's goin' to
-rap?”
-
-“Cause he always raps,” she cried fiercely. “Where's Mashier? Where's
-Marky Price? Where's Skinny Goodstein? Up th' river!--every mother's son
-of 'em! An' all his pals, once; every one! He's filled in wit' th' best
-boys that ever cracked a bin. An' every one of 'em's doin' their bits,
-while he's here drinkin' beer. I tell youse th' Ghost's a snitch! Youse
-can see 'Copper' written on his face.”
-
-“If I t'ought so,” growled the Nailer, an evil shine in his beady eyes,
-“I'd croak him right here.” Then, as offering a solution: “If youse 're
-so sure he's a stool, w'y don't youse tail him an' see if he makes a
-meet wit' any bulls?”
-
-“Tail nothin'!” scoffed Pretty Agnes, bitterly; “me mind's made up. All
-I'll do is wait. If Sammy falls, it'll be th' Ghost's last rap. I know
-a party who's crazy gone on me. For two weeks I've been handin' him th'
-ice pitcher. All I has to do is soften up a little, an' he'll cook th'
-Ghost th' minute I says th' woid.”
-
-Pretty Agnes, as though the sight of the Ghost were too much for her
-feelings, left the place. The Ghost himself, appeared uneasy, and didn't
-remain long.
-
-The Nailer turned soberly to Mollie Squint. “Do youse t'ink,” said he,
-“there's anythin' in that crack of Agnes?”
-
-“Search me!” returned Mollie Squint, conservatively. “I ain't sayin' a
-woid.”
-
-“It's funny about youse skoits,” remarked the Nailer, his manner an
-imitation of old Jimmy's. “Here's Agnes talkin' of havin' th' Ghost
-trimmed in case he tips off Sammy to th' dicks, an' yet when Slimmy an'
-th' Grabber puts Indian Louie over th' jump, neither Agnes nor you ever
-so much as yelps!”
-
-“You don't understand,” said Mollie Squint, tolerantly. “Sammy's nice
-to Agnes. Louie? Th' best he ever hands us is to sting us for our rolls,
-an' then go blow 'em on that blonde. There's a big difference, Nailer,
-if youse could only see it.”
-
-“Well,” replied the Nailer, who boasted a heart untouched, “all I can
-say is youse dolls are too many for me! You've got me wingin'.”
-
-Midnight!
-
-The theatre of operations was a cigar store, in Canal Street near the
-Bowery. The Ghost was on the outside. The safe was a back number; to
-think of soup would have been paying it a compliment. After an hour's
-work with a can-opener, Sammy and Big Head declared themselves within
-ten minutes of the money. All that remained was to batter in the
-inner-lining of the box.
-
-Big Head cocked a sudden and suspicious ear.
-
-“What's that?” he whispered.
-
-Sammy had just reversed the can-opener, for an attack upon that
-sheet-iron lining. He paused in mid-swing, and listened.
-
-“It's a pinch,” he cried, crashing down the heavy iron tool with a
-cataract of curses. “It's a pinch, an' th' Ghost is in on it. Agnes had
-him right!”
-
-It was a pinch sure enough. Even as Sammy spoke, Rocheford and
-Wertheimer of the Central Office were covering them with their pistols.
-
-“Hands up!” came from Wertheimer.
-
-“You've got us bang right!” sighed Big Head.
-
-Outside they found Cohen, also of the Central Office, with the ruffles
-on the Ghost.
-
-“That's only a throw-off,” sneered Sammy, pointing to the bracelets.
-
-The Ghost began to whine. The loose lips became looser than ever, the
-drooping lids drooped lower still.
-
-“W'y, Sammy,” he remonstrated weepingly, “youse don't t'ink I'd go an'
-give youse up!”
-
-“That's all right,” retorted Sammy, with sullen emphasis. “Youse'll get
-yours, Ghost.”
-
-Had the Ghost been wise he would have remained in the Tombs; it was his
-best chance. But the Ghost was-not wise. Within the week he was walking
-the streets, and trying to explain a freedom which so sharply contrasted
-with the caged condition of Big Head and Sammy Hart. Gangland turned its
-back on him; his explanations were not received. And, sluggish and thick
-as he was, Gangland made him feel it.
-
-It was black night in University Place. The Ghost was gumshoeing his
-way towards the Bridge Saloon. A taxicab came slowly crabbing along the
-curb. It stopped; a quick figure slipped out and, muzzle on the very
-spot, put a bullet through the base of the Ghost's brain.
-
-The quick figure leaped back into the cab. The door slammed, and the cab
-dashed off into the darkness at racing speed.
-
-In that splinter of time required to start the cab you might have
-seen--had you been near enough--two white small hands clutch with a kind
-of rapturous acceptance at the quick figure, as it sprang into the cab,
-and heard the eager voice of a woman saying “Promise for promise, and
-word for word! Who wouldn't give soul and body for th' death of a
-snitch?--for a snake that will bite no more?”
-
-
-
-
-IX.--LITTLE BOW KUM
-
-
-Since then no Chinaman will go into the room. I had this from Loui
-Fook, himself an eminent member of the On Leon Tong and a leading
-merchant of Chinatown. Loui Fook didn't pretend to know of his own
-knowledge, but spoke by hearsay. He said that the room was haunted. No
-one would live there, being too wise, although the owner had lowered the
-rent from twenty dollars a month to ten. Ten monthly dollars should
-be no inducement to live in a place where, at odd, not to say untoward
-hours, you hear sounds of scuffling and wing-beating, such as is made
-by a chicken when its head is chopped off. Also, little Bow Kum's blood
-still stains the floor in a broad red patch, and refuses to give way to
-soap and water. The wife of the Italian janitor--who cannot afford to
-be superstitious, and bemoans a room unrented--has scrubbed half through
-the boards in unavailing efforts to wash away the dull red splotch.
-
-Detective Raphael of the Central Office heard of the ghost. He thought
-it would make for the moral uplift of Chinatown to explode so foolish a
-tale.
-
-Yong Dok begged Raphael not to visit the haunted room where the blood of
-little Bow Kum spoke in dumb, dull crimson from the floor. It would set
-the ghosts to talking.
-
-“Then come with me, and act as interpreter,” quoth Raphael, and he threw
-Yong Dok over his heavy shoulder and began to climb the stairs.
-
-Yong Dok fainted, and lay as limp as a wet bath towel. Loui Fook said
-that Yong Dok would die if taken to the haunted room, so Raphael forbore
-and set him down. In an hour Yong Dok had measurably recovered, but
-Tchin Foo insists that he hasn't been the same man since.
-
-Low Fong, Low Tching and Chu Wah, three hatchet men belonging to the
-Four Brothers, were charged with the murder. But the coroner let Chu
-Wah go, and the special sessions jury disagreed as to Low Fong and Low
-Tching; and so one way and another they were all set free.
-
-It is difficult to uncover evidence against a Chinaman. They never
-talk, and their faces are as void of expression as the wrong side of a
-tombstone. In only one way does a Chinaman betray emotion. When guilty,
-and pressed upon by danger, a pulse beats on the under side of his arm,
-just above the elbow. This is among the golden secrets known to what
-Central Office men do duty along Pell, Mott and Doyers streets, but for
-obvious reasons it cannot be used in court.
-
-Although the white devils' law failed, the Chinese law was not so
-powerless. Because of that murder, eight Four Brothers and five On Leon
-Tongs have been shot dead. Also, slippered feet have stolen into the
-sleeping rooms of offensive ones, as they dreamed of China the Celestial
-far away beyond the sunset, and unseen bird-claw fingers have turned
-on the white devils' gas. In this way a dozen more have died. They have
-awakened in Chinatown to the merits of the white devils' gas as a method
-of assassination. It bids fair to take the place of the automatic gun,
-just as the latter shoved aside the old-time barbarous hatchet.
-
-Little Bow Kum had reached her nineteenth year when she was killed. Her
-husband, Tchin Len, was worth $50,000. He was more than twice as old as
-little Bow Kum, and is still in Mott Street waiting for her spirit to
-return and strangle her destroyers. This will one day come to pass, and
-he is waiting for that day. Tchin Len has another wife in Canton, but he
-does not go back to her, preferring to live in Chinatown with the memory
-of his little lost Bow Kum.
-
-Little Bow Kum was born in the Canton district, China. Her father's name
-was Wong Hi. Her mother's name doesn't matter, because mothers do not
-amount to much in China. As she lay in her mother's lap, a chubby,
-wheat-hued baby, they named her Bow Kum, which means Sweet Flower, for
-they knew she would be very beautiful.
-
-When little Bow Kum was five years old, Wong Hi, her father, sold her
-for $300. Wong Hi was poor, and $300 is a Canton fortune. Also, the sale
-had its moral side, since everyone knows that children are meant to be a
-prop and support to their parents.
-
-Little Bow Kum was bought and sold, as was well understood by both Wong
-Hi, the father, and the man who chinked down his hard three hundred
-silver dollars as the price, with the purpose of rearing her to a
-profession which, while not without honor among Orientals, is frowned
-upon by the white devils, and never named by them in best society. Much
-pains were bestowed upon her education; for her owner held that in the
-trade which at the age of fifteen she was to take up, she should be able
-to paint, embroider, quote Confucius, recite verses, and in all things
-be a mirror of the graces. Thus she would be more valuable, being more
-attractive.
-
-Little Bow Kum accepted her fate and made no protest, feeling no impulse
-so to do. She knew that she had been sold, and knew her destiny; but she
-felt no shock, was stricken by no desire to escape. What had happened
-and would happen, had been for hundreds and thousands of years the life
-story of a great feminine fraction of her people. Wherefore, the thought
-was at home in her blood; her nature bowed to and embraced it.
-
-Of course, from the white devils' view-point the fate designed for
-little Bow Kum was as the sublimation of the immoral. But you must
-remember that morality is always a question of geography and sometimes a
-question of race. Climates, temperatures, also play their part.
-
-Then, too, there is that element of support. In the tropics, where
-life is lazy, easy, and one may pick a dinner from every tree, man is
-polygamous. In the ice locked arctics, where one spears his dinner out
-of the cold, reluctant sea, and goes days and days without it, man is
-polyandrous, and one wife has many husbands. In the temperate zone,
-where life is neither soft nor hard and yet folk work to live, man is
-monogamous, and one wife to one husband is the only good form.
-
-Great is latitude!
-
-Take the business of steeping the senses in drinks or drugs. That
-eternal quantity of latitude still worms its way into the equation. In
-the arctic zone they drink raw alcohol, in the north temperate whiskey,
-in the south temperate wine, while in the tropics they give up drinking
-and take to opium, hasheesh and cocaine.
-
-Little Bow Kum watched her fifteenth year approach--that year when she
-would take up her profession--without shame, scandal or alarm.
-
-Had you tried to show her the horrors of her situation, she wouldn't
-have understood. She was beautiful beyond beauty. This she knew very
-well, and was pleased to have her charms confessed. Her owner told her
-she was a lamp of love, and that he would not sell her under $3,000.
-This of itself was the prettiest of compliments, since he had never
-before asked more than $2,000 for a girl. Koi Ton, two years older than
-herself, had brought just $2,000; and Koi Ton was acknowledged to be a
-vision from heaven. And so when Bow Kum learned that her price was to
-be $3,000, a glow overspread her--a glow which comes to beauty when it
-feels itself supreme.
-
-Little Bow Kum was four feet tall, and weighed only seventy pounds. Her
-color was the color of old ivory--that is, if you can imagine old ivory
-with the flush and blush of life. She had rose-red lips, onyx eyes, and
-hair as black as a crow's wing. One day her owner went mad with opium.
-As he sat and looked at her, and her star-like beauty grew upon him,
-he struck her down with a bamboo staff. This frightened him; for he saw
-that if he kept her he would kill her because of her loveliness. So,
-knowing himself and fearing her beauty, he sent little Bow Kum to San
-Francisco, and never laid eyes on her again.
-
-Having ripened into her fifteenth year, and the value of girls being up
-in San Francisco, little Bow Kum brought the price--$3,000--which her
-owner had fixed for her. She kissed the hand of Low Hee Tong, her new
-owner; and, having been adorned to the last limit of Chinese coquetry,
-went with him to a temple, dedicated to some Mongolian Venus, which he
-maintained in Ross Alley. Here little Bow Kum lived for nearly four
-years.
-
-Low Hee Tong, the Ross Alley owner of little Bow Kum, got into trouble
-with the police. Something he did or failed to do--probably the
-latter--vastly disturbed them. With that, waxing moral, they decided
-that Low Hee Tong's Temple of Venus in Ross Alley was an eyesore, and
-must be wiped out.
-
-And so they pulled it.
-
-Little Bow Kum--so small, so much the rose-flower which her name
-implied--aroused the concern of the judge. He gave her to a Christian
-mission, which years before had pitched its tent in Frisco's Chinatown
-with a hope of saving Mongol souls, which hope had failed. Thereafter
-little Bow Kum lived at the mission, and not in Ross Alley, and was
-chaste according to the ice-bound ideals of the white devils.
-
-The mission was ruled over by a middle-aged matron with a Highland name.
-This good woman was beginning to wonder what she should do with little
-Bow Kum, when that almond-eyed floweret came preferring a request.
-Little Bow Kum, while dwelling in Ross Alley, had met Tchin Len and
-thought him nice. Tchin Len owned a truck-farm near Stockton, and was
-rich. Would the Highland matron, in charge of the mission, write
-a letter to Tchin Len, near Stockton, and ask that bewitching
-truck-gardener to come down and see little Bow Kum?
-
-“Because,” explained little Bow Kum, in her peculiar English, “I likee
-Tchin Len to mally me.”
-
-The Highland matron considered. A husband in the case of little Bow Kum
-would supply a long-felt want. Also, no harm, even if no good, could
-flow from Tchin Len's visit, since she, the Highland matron, sternly
-purposed being present while Tchin Len and little Bow Kum conferred.
-
-The matron wrote the letter, and Tchin Len came down to San Francisco.
-He and little Bow Kum talked quietly in a language which the managing
-matron did not understand. But she knew the signs; and therefore when,
-at the close of the conversation, they explained that they had decided
-upon a wedding, she was not astonished. She gave them her blessing,
-about which they cared nothing, and they pledged each other their faith
-after the Chinese manner--which is curious, but unimportant here--about
-which they cared much.
-
-Tchin Len went back to his Stockton truck garden, to put his house in
-order against the wifely advent of little Bow Kum. It is not of record
-that Tchin Len said anything about his Canton wife. The chances are that
-he didn't. A Chinaman is no great hand to mention his domestic affairs
-to anybody. Moreover, a wife more or less means nothing to him. It is
-precisely the sort of thing he would forget; or, remembering, make no
-reference to, lest you vote him a bore. What looks like concealment
-is often only politeness, and goodbreeding sometimes wears the face of
-fraud.
-
-It was settled that Tchin Len should marry little Bow Kum, and the
-latter, aided and abetted by the watchful mission matron, waited for the
-day. Affairs had reached this stage when the unexpected came rapping at
-the door. Low Hee Tong, who paid $3,000 for little Bow Kum and claimed
-to own her, had been keeping an eye on his delicate chattel. She might
-be living at the mission, but he no less bore her upon the sky-line of
-his calculations. Likewise he knew about the wedding making ready with
-Tchin Len. He didn't object. He simply went to Tchin Len and asked for
-$3,000. It was little enough, he said; especially when one considered
-that--excluding all others--he would convey to Tchin Len in perpetuity
-every right in and to little Bow Kum, who was so beautiful that she was
-hated by the moon.
-
-Tchin Len said the price was low enough; that is, if Low Hee Tong
-possessed any interest in little Bow Kum to convey, which he doubted.
-Tchin Len explained that he would talk things over with the mission
-matron of the Highland name, and later let Low Hee Tong know.
-
-Low Hee Tong said that this arrangement was agreeable, so long as it was
-understood that he would kill both Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in case
-he didn't get the money.
-
-Tchin Len, after telling little Bow Kum, laid the business before the
-mission matron with the Highland name. Naturally, she was shocked. She
-said that she was amazed at the effrontery of Low Hee Tong! Under the
-white devils' law he couldn't possess and therefore couldn't pretend to
-any title in little Bow Kum. Tchin Len would be wild to pay him $3,000.
-Low Hee Tong was lucky to be alive!--only the mission matron didn't put
-it in precisely these words. If Tchin Len had $3,000 which he didn't
-need, he might better contribute it to the mission which had sheltered
-his little Bow Kum. It would be criminal to lavish it upon a yellow
-Pagan, who threatened to shed blood.
-
-Tchin Len heard this with pigtailed phlegm and politeness, and promised
-to think about it. He said that it would give him no joy to endow Low
-Hee Tong with $3,000; he was willing that much should be understood.
-
-Little Bow Kum was placidly present at the discussion. When it ended she
-placidly reminded Tchin Len that he knew what she knew, namely, that he
-in all probability, and she in all certainty, would be killed if Low Hee
-Tong's claim were refused. Tchin Len sighed and confessed that this was
-true. For all that, influenced by the mission matron with the Highland
-name, he was loth to give up the $3,000. Little Bow Kum bent her
-flower-like head. Tchin Len's will was her law, though as the penalty of
-such sweet submission death, bitter death, should be her portion.
-
-Tchin Len and the mission matron held several talks; and Tchin Len and
-Low Hee Tong held several talks. But the latter did not get the
-$3,000. Still he threatened and hoped on. It was beyond his Chinese,
-comprehension that Tchin Len could be either so dishonest or so dull
-as not to pay him that money. Tchin Len was rich, and no child. Yes; he
-would pay. And Low Hee Tong, confident of his position, made ready his
-opium layout for a good smoke.
-
-The mission matron and Tchin Len hit upon a plan. Tchin Len would
-privily marry little Bow Kum--that must precede all else. Upon that
-point of wedding bells, the mission matron was as moveless as Gibraltar.
-The knot tied, Tchin Len should sell out his Stockton truck-farm and
-move to New York. Then he was to send money, and the mission matron was
-to outfit little Bow Kum and ship her East. With the wretched Low Hee
-Tong in San Francisco, and Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in far New York,
-an intervening stretch of three thousand five hundred miles might be
-expected to keep the peace.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were married. A month later, Tchin Len left
-for New York with $50,000 under his bridal blouse. He settled down
-in Mott Street, dispatched New York exchange for $800 to the mission
-matron, who put little Bow Kum aboard the Overland Express at Oakland,
-together with three trunks and a ticket. Little Bow Kum arrived in
-due and proper time, and Tchin Len--who met her in Jersey City--after
-saluting her in the Chinese fashion, which is cold and lacks enthusiasm,
-bore her away to Seventeen Mott, where he had prepared for her a nest.
-
-There are three septs among Chinamen. These are the On Leon Tong, the
-Hip Sing Tong and the Four Brothers. The two first are associations;
-the last is a fraternity. You can join the Hip Sing Tong or the On Leon
-Tong. Your sole chance of becoming a Four Brother lies in being born
-into the tribe.
-
-Loui Fook told me these things late one night in the Port Arthur
-restaurant, where the red lamps glow and there is an all-pervading smell
-of preserved ginger, and added that the Four Brothers was very ancient.
-Its sources were lost in the dimmest vistas of Chinese antiquity, said
-Loui Fook.
-
-“One thousand years old?” I asked.
-
-“Much older.”
-
-“Five thousand?”
-
-“Much older.”
-
-“Ten thousand?”
-
-“Maybe!”
-
-From which I inferred that the Four Brothers had beheld the dawn and
-death of many centuries.
-
-Every member of the Four Brothers is to be known by his name. When you
-cut the slippered trail of a Chinaman whose name begins with Low or Chu
-or Tching or Quong, that Chinaman is a Four Brothers. A Chinaman's first
-name is his family name. In this respect he runs counter to the habit
-of the white devils; just as he does in the matter of shirts, which the
-white devil tucks in and the Chinaman does not. Wherefore, the names
-of Low, Chu, Tching and Quong, everywhere the evidence of the Four
-Brothers, are family names.
-
-Loui Fook gave me the origin of the Four Brothers--he himself is an On
-Leon Tong. Many thousands of years ago a Chinaman was travelling. Dusty,
-weary, he sat down by a well. His name was Low. Another travel-stained
-Chinaman joined him. They talked, and liked each other much. The second
-traveler's name was Chu. Then a third sat down, and the three talked
-and liked each other much. His name was Tching. Lastly, came a fourth
-Chinaman, and the weary dust lay deep upon his sandals. His name was
-Quong. He was equally talked to by the others, and by them equally well
-liked. They--the four--decided, as they parted, that forever and forever
-they and their descendants should be as brothers.
-
-Wherefore the Four Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Tong was a member of the Four Brothers--a descendant of the
-earliest Chinaman at that well, back in the world's morning. When he
-found that Tchin Len had married little Bow Kum and stolen her away to
-New York, his opium turned bitter and he lost his peace of mind. Low Hee
-Tong wrote a Chinese letter, giving the story of his injuries, and
-sent it via the white devils' mails to Low Hee Jit, chief of the Four
-Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Jit laid the case before Lee Tcin Kum, chief of the On Leon
-Tong. The wise men of the On Leon Tong appointed a hearing. Low Hee Jit
-came with the wise men of the Four Brothers to the company rooms of the
-On Leon Tong. Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were there. The question
-was, should the On Leon Tong command Tchin Len to pay Low Hee Tong
-$3,000--the price of little Bow Kum?
-
-Lee Tcin Kum and the wise men of the On Leon Tong, after long debate,
-said that Tchin Len should pay Low Hee Tong nothing. And they argued
-after this wise. The white devils' law had taken hold of little Bow Kum,
-and destroyed Low Hee Tong's title. She was no longer his property. She
-might marry whom she would, and the bridegroom owe Low Hee Tong nothing.
-
-This was in the On Leon Tong's Company rooms in Mott Street.
-
-Low Hee Jit and the wise men of the Four Brothers opposed this.
-Particularly they declined the white devils' laws as of controlling pith
-and moment. Why should a Chinaman heed the white devils' laws? The white
-devils were the barbarous inferiors of the Chinese. The latter as a race
-had long ago arrived. For untold ages they had been dwelling upon the
-highest peaks of all possible human advancement. The white devils,
-centuries behind, were still blundering about among the foothills far
-below. It was an insult, between Chinaman and Chinaman, for Lee Tcin Kum
-and the wise men of the On Leon Tong to quote the white devils' laws, or
-assume to yield them respect.
-
-With this the council broke up.
-
-War was declared by the Four Brothers against the On Leon Tong, and the
-dead-walls of Chinatown were plastered with the declaration. Since the
-white devils could not read Chinese, they knew nothing of all this. But
-the On Leon Tong knew, and the Four Brothers knew, and both sides began
-bringing in their hatchet-men.
-
-When a Chinaman is bent on killing, he hires an assassin. This is not
-cowardice, but convenience. The assassin never lives in the town
-where the killing is to occur. He is always imported. This is to make
-detection difficult. The Four Brothers and the On Leon Tong brought
-in their hatchet-men from Chicago, from Boston, from Pittsburg, from
-Philadelphia.
-
-Some impression of the extent of this conscription might be gathered
-from the following: When last New Year the On Leon Tong gave a public
-dinner at the Port Arthur, thirty hatchet-men were on the roof and
-eighty in the street. This was to head off any attempt the Four Brothers
-might make to blow that banquet up. I received the above from an
-esteemed friend of mine, who was a guest at the dinner, but left when
-told what profuse arrangements had been made to insure his skin.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum kept up the fires of their love at
-Seventeen Mott. They took their daily chop suey and sharkfin, not to
-mention their bird's-nest soup, across the way at Twenty-two with their
-friends, Sam Lee and Yong Dok.
-
-It was a showery, August afternoon. Tchin Len had been all day at his
-store, and little Bow Kum was sitting alone in their room. Dismal as
-was the day outside, the room showed pleasant and bright. There were
-needlework screens, hangings of brocade and silk, vases of porcelain,
-statuettes in jade. The room was rich--a scene of color and Chinese
-luxury.
-
-Little Bow Kum was the room's best ornament--with her jade bracelets,
-brocade jacket, silken trousers, golden girdle, and sandaled feet as
-small as the feet of a child of six. It would be twenty minutes before
-the Chinese dinner hour, when she was to join Tchin Len across the
-street, and she drew out pen and ink and paper that she might practice
-the white devils' way of writing; and all with the thought of some day
-sending a letter of love and gratitude to the mission matron with the
-Highland name.
-
-So engrossed was little Bow Kum that she observed nothing of the soft
-opening of the door, or the dark savage face which peered through.
-The murderer crept upon her as noiselessly as a shadow. There was a
-hawk-'like swoop. About the slender throat closed a grip of steel. The
-fingers were long, slim, strong. She could not cry out. The dull glimmer
-of a Chinese knife--it was later picked up in the hall, a-drip with
-blood--flashed before her frightened eyes. She made a convulsive clutch,
-and the blade was drawn horribly through her baby fingers.
-
-Over across, not one hundred feet away, sat Tchin Len and his two
-friends in the eating room of Twenty-two. It was a special day, and they
-would have chicken and rice. This made them impatient for the advent of
-little Bow Kum. She was already ten minutes behind the hour. His
-friends rallied Tchin Len about little Bow Kum, and evolved a Chinese
-joke to the effect that he was a slave to her beauty and had made a
-foot-rest of his heart for her little feet. Twenty minutes went by, and
-his friends had grown too hungry to jest.
-
-Tchin Len went over to Seventeen, to bring little Bow Kum. As he pushed
-open the door, he saw the little silken brocaded form, like a child
-asleep, lying on the floor. Tchin Len did not understand; he thought
-little Bow Kum was playing with him.
-
-Poor little Bow Kum.
-
-The lean fingers had torn the slender throat. Her baby hand was cut half
-in two, where the knife had been snatched away. The long blade had been
-driven many times through and through the little body. A final slash,
-hari-kari fashion and all across, had been the awful climax.
-
-His friends found Tchin Len, seated on the floor, with little Bow Kum in
-his arms. Grief was neither in his eyes nor in his mouth, for his mind,
-like his heart, had been made empty.
-
-Tchin Len waits for the vengeance of little Bow Kum to fall upon her
-murderers. Some say that Tchin Len was a fool for not paying Low Hee
-Tong the $3,000. Some call him dishonest. All agree that the cross-fire
-of killings, which has raged and still rages because of it, can do
-little Bow Kum no good.
-
-
-
-
-X.--THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH
-
-
-This is not so much to chronicle the bumping off of Crazy Butch, as to
-open a half-gate of justice in the maligned instance of the Darby Kid.
-There is subdued excitement in and about the Central Office. There is
-more excitement, crossed with a color of bitterness, in and about the
-Chatham Club. The Central Office, working out a tip, believes it has cut
-the trail of Harry the Soldier, who, with Dopey Benny, is wanted for the
-killing of Crazy Butch. The thought which so acrimoniously agitates
-the Chatham Club is “Who rapped?” with the finger of jealous suspicion
-pointing sourly at the Darby Kid.
-
-That you be not misled in an important particular, it is well perhaps to
-explain that the Darby Kid is a girl--a radiant girl--and in her line
-as a booster, a girl of gold. She deeply loved Crazy Butch, having first
-loved Harry the Soldier. If she owned a fault, it was that in matters of
-the heart she resembled the heroine of the flat boatman's muse.
-
- There was a womern in our town
-
- In our town did dwell.
-
- She loved her husband dear-i-lee
-
- An' another man twict as well.
-
-But that is not saying she would act as stool-pigeon. To charge that
-the Darby Kid turned copper, and wised up the Central Office dicks
-concerning the whereabouts of Harry the Soldier, is a serious thing. The
-imputation is a grave one. Even the meanest ought not to be disgraced
-as a snitch in the eyes of all Gangland, lightly and upon insufficient
-evidence. There were others besides the Darby Kid who knew how to locate
-Harry the Soldier. Might not one of these have given a right steer
-to the bulls? Not that the Darby Kid can be pictured as altogether
-blameless. She indubitably did a foolish thing. Having received that
-letter, she should never have talked about it. Such communications
-cannot be kept too secret. Some wretched talebearer must have been
-lounging about the Chatham Club. Why not? The Chatham Club can no more
-guarantee the character of its patrons than can the Waldorf-Astoria.
-
-The evening was a recent one. It was also dull. There wasn't an overflow
-of customers, hardly enough in waiting on them, to take the stiffness
-out of Nigger Mike's knees.
-
-It was nine of the clock, and those two inseparables, the Irish Wop and
-old Jimmy, sat in their usual chairs. The Wop spoke complainingly of the
-poolroom trade, which was even duller than trade at the Chatham Club.
-
-“W'at wit' killin' New York racin',” said the Wop dismally, “an' w'at
-wit' raidin' a guy's joint every toime some av them pa-a-pers makes a
-crack, it's got th' poolrooms on th' bum. For meself I'm thinkin' av
-closin'. Every day I'm open puts me fifty dollars on th' nut. An' Jimmy,
-I've about med up me moind to put th' shutters up.”
-
-“Mebby you're in wrong with th' organization.”
-
-“Tammany? Th' more you shtand in wit' Tammany, th' ha-a-arder you get
-slugged.”
-
-Old Jimmy signalled to Nigger Mike for beer. “Over to th' Little Hungary
-last night,” remarked old Jimmy casually, “them swell politicians has a
-dinner. I was there.”
-
-The last came off a little proudly.
-
-“They tell me,” said the Wop with a deprecatory shrug, “that Cha-a-arley
-Murphy was there, too, an' that Se-r-rgeant Cram had to go along to
-heel an' handle him. I can remimber whin chuck steak an' garlic is
-about Cha-a-arley's speed. Now, whin he's bushtin' 'em open as Chief
-av Tammany Hall, it's an indless chain av champagne an' tur'pin an'
-canvashback, with patty-de-foy-grass as a chaser.”
-
-Old Jimmy shook a severe yet lofty head. “If some guy tells you,
-Wop, that Charley needs anybody in his corner at a dinner that
-guy's stringin' you. Charley can see his way through from napkins to
-toothpicks, as well as old Chauncey Depew. There's a lot of duffers
-goin' 'round knockin' Charlie. They're sore just because he's gettin'
-along, see? They'll tell you how if you butt him up ag'inst a
-dinner table, he'll about give you an imitation of a blind dog in a
-meat-shop--how he'll try to eat peas with a knife an' let 'em roll down
-his sleeve an' all that. So far as them hoboes knockin' Charley goes,
-it's to his credit. You don't want to forget, Wop, they never knock a
-dead one.”
-
-“In th' ould gas house days,” enquired the Wop, “wasn't Cha-a-arley a
-conducthor on wan av th' crosstown ca-a-ars?”
-
-“He was! an' a good one too. That's where he got his start. He quit
-'em when they introduced bell punches; an' I don't blame him! Them big
-companies is all alike. Which of 'em'll stand for it to give a workin'
-man a chance?”
-
-“Did thim la-a-ads lasht night make spaches?”
-
-“Speeches? Nothin' but Trusts is to be th' issue this next pres'dential
-campaign.”
-
-“Now about thim trushts? I've been wantin' to ashk yez th' long time.
-I've been hearin' av trushts for tin years, an' Mary save me! if I'd
-know wan if it was to come an' live next dure.”
-
-“Well, Wop,” returned old Jimmy engigmatically, “a trust is anything
-you don't like--only so it's a corp'ration. So long as it stands in with
-you an' you like it, it's all right, see? But once it takes to handin'
-you th' lemon, it's a trust.”
-
-“Speakin' av th' pris'dency, it looks loike this fat felly Taft's out to
-get it in th' neck.”
-
-“Surest ever! Th' trusts is sore on him; an' th' people is sore on him.
-He's a frost at both ends of th' alley.”
-
-“W'at crabbed him?”
-
-“Too small in th' hat-band, too big in th' belt. Them republicans better
-chuck Taft in th' discard an' take up Teddy. There's a live one! There's
-th' sturdy plow-boy of politics who'd land 'em winner!”
-
-The Nailer came strolling in and pulled up a chair.
-
-“Roosevelt, Jimmy,” said he, “couldn't make th' run. Don't he start th'
-argument himself, th' time he's elected, sayin' it's his second term an'
-he'll never go out for th' White House goods again?”
-
-“Shure he did,” coincided the Wop. “An' r-r-right there he give himsilf
-th' gate. You're right, Nailer; he's barred.”
-
-“Teddy oughtn't to have got off that bluff about not runnin' ag'in,”
- observed old Jimmy thoughtfully. “He sees it himself now. Th' next
-day after he makes his crack, a friend of mine, who's down to th' White
-House, asks him about it; is it for the bleachers,' says my friend, 'or
-does it go?'
-
-“'Oh, it goes!' says Teddy.
-
-“'Then,' says my friend, 'you'll pardon me, but I don't think it was up
-to you to say it. It may wind up by puttin' everybody an' everything in
-Dutch. No sport can know what he'll want to do, or what he ought to do,
-four years ahead. Bein' pres'dent now, with four years to draw to, you
-can no more tell whether or no you'll want to repeat than you can tell
-what you'll want for dinner while you're eatin' lunch. Once I knew a guy
-who's always ready to swear off whiskey, when he's half full. Used to
-chase round to th' priest, on his own hunch; to sign th' pledge, every
-time he gets a bun. Bein' soaked, he feels like he'll never want another
-drink. After he'd gone without whiskey a couple of days, however, he'd
-wake up to it that he's been too bigoted. He'd feel that he's taken
-too narrow a view of th' liquor question, an' commence to see things in
-their true colors.' That's what my friend told him. And now that Teddy's
-show-in' signs, I've wondered whether he recalls them warnin' words.”
-
-“W'at'll th' demmycrats do?” asked the Nailer. “Run Willyum Jennin's?”
-
-“They will,” retorted the Wop scornfully, “if they want to get th' hoot.
-Three toimes has this guy Bryan run--an' always f'r th' end book. D'yez
-moind, Jimmy, how afther th' Denver Convention lie cha-a-ases down to
-th' depot to shake ha-a-ands wit' Cha-a-arley Murphy? There's no class
-to that! Would Washin'ton have done it?--Would Jefferson?”
-
-“How was he hoited be shakin' hands wit' Murphy?”
-
-The Nailer's tones were almost defiant. He had been brought up with a
-profound impression of the grandeur of Tammany Hall.
-
-“How was he hur-r-rted? D'yez call it th' cun-nin' play f'r him to be at
-th' depot, hand stretched out, an' yellin' 'Mitt me, Cha-a-arley, mitt
-me?' Man aloive, d'yez think th' country wants that koind av a ska-a-ate
-in th' White House?”
-
-The acrid emphasis of the Wop was so overwhelming that it swept the
-Nailer off his feet.
-
-The Wop resumed:
-
-“Wan thing, that depot racket wasn't th' way to carry New York. Th' way
-to bring home th' darby in th' Empire Shtate is to go to th' flure wit'
-Tammany at th' ringin' av th' gong. How was it Cleveland used to win?
-Was it be makin' a pet av Croker, or sendin' th' organization flowers?
-An' yez don't have to be told what happened to Cleveland. An' Tammany,
-moind yez, tryin' to thump his proshpecks on th' nut ivery fut av th'
-way! If Willyum Jinnin's had been th' wise fowl, he'd have took his
-hunch fr'm th' career av Cleveland, an' rough-housed Tammany whiniver
-an' wheriver found. If he'd only knocked Tammany long enough an'
-ha-a-ard enough, he'd have had an anchor-nurse on th' result.”
-
-“This sounds like treason, Wop,” said old Jimmy in tones of mock
-reproach. “Croker was boss in th' Cleveland days. You'll hardly say that
-Charlie ain't a better chief than Croker?”
-
-“Jimmy, there's as much difference bechune ould man Croker an'
-Cha-a-arley Murphy as bechune a buffalo bull an' a billy-goat. To make
-Murphy chief was loike settin' a boy to carryin' hod. While yez couldn't
-say f'r shure whether he'd fall fr'm th' laddher or simply sit down
-wit' th' hod, it's a cinch he'd niver get th' bricks to th' scaffold.
-Murphy's too busy countin' th' buttons on his Prince Albert, an'
-balancin' th' gold eye-glasshes on th' ridge av his nose, to lave him
-anny toime f'r vict'ry.”
-
-“While youse guys,” observed the Nailer, with a great air of knowing
-something, “is indulgin' in your spiels about Murphy, don't it ever
-strike youse that he's out to make Gaynor pres'dent?”
-
-“Gaynor?” repeated old Jimmy, in high offence. “Do you think Charlie's
-balmy? If it ever gets so that folks of th' Gaynor size is looked on as
-big enough for th' presidency, I for one shall retire to th' booby house
-an' devote th' remainder of an ill-spent life to cuttin' paper dolls.
-An' yet, Nailer, I oughtn't to wonder at youse either for namin' him.
-There's a Demmycrat Club mutt speaks to me about that very thing at th'
-Little Hungary dinner.”
-
-“'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?'
-says I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make
-'em give him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he
-has!' says th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one
-thing an' another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything
-but th' back fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with
-Tammany Hall?' says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker
-did,' says I; 'it's an old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th'
-Gaynors an' th' Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an'
-all them high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason
-they puts a geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that
-be?' asks the Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage
-th' eye of th' Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th'
-drain.'”
-
-The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
-rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie
-Squint. The Darby Kid joined them.
-
-“W'at do youse think?” cried the Darby Kid. “I'm comin' out of me flat
-when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier.”
-
-“Where is he?” asked Mollie Squint.
-
-“That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for
-Africa. That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only
-goil he ever loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?”
-
-“W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?”
-
-“No. But me for Africa!--the ideer!”
-
-“About Dopey Benny?” said the Nailer.
-
-“Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick--tryin'
-to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'.”
-
-“Then you won't join Harry?” remarked Mollie Squint.
-
-“In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker.”
-
-The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
-Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer
-and Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read
-Harry's letter.
-
-To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves--which is the only right
-way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
-twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
-the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side,
-and his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
-
-The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They
-gave him neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral
-straggler, in what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show
-him the moral way in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken
-it if they had.
-
-To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost
-motion. And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion
-money with Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down
-the Gangland position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
-
-“Morality is all to the excellent for geeks with dough to burn an' time
-to throw away. It's right into the mitts of W'ite Chokers, who gets paid
-for bein' good an' hire out to be virchuous for so much a year. But
-of what use is morality to a guy along the Bowery? You could take a
-cartload of it to Simpson's, an' you couldn't get a dollar on it.”
-
-Not much was known of the childhood of Butch, albeit his vacuous lack
-of book knowledge assisted the theory that little or less of it had been
-passed in school. Nor was that childhood a lengthy one, for fame began
-early to collect upon Butch's scheming brow. He was about the green and
-unripe age of thirteen when he went abroad into the highways and byways
-of the upper city and stole a dog of the breed termed setter. This
-animal he named Rabbi, and trained as a thief.
-
-Rabbi, for many months, was Butch's meal ticket. The method of their
-thievish procedure was simple but effective. Butch--Rabbi alertly at
-his godless heels--would stroll about the streets looking for prey. When
-some woman drifted by, equipped of a handbag of promise, Butch pointed
-out the same to the rascal notice of Rabbi. After which the discreet
-Butch withdrew, the rest of it--as he said--being up to Rabbi.
-
-Rabbi followed the woman, his abandoned eye on the hand-bag. Watching
-his chance, Rabbi rushed the woman and dexterously whisked the handbag
-from out her horrified fingers. Before the woman realized her loss,
-Rabbi had raced around a nearest corner and was lost to all pursuit.
-Fifteen minutes later he would find Butch at Willett and Stanton
-Streets, and turn over the touch.
-
-Rabbi hated a policeman like a Christian. The sight of one would send
-him into growling, snarling, hiding. None the less, like all great
-characters, Rabbi became known; and, in the end, through some fraud
-which was addressed to his softer side and wherein a canine Delilah
-performed, he Avas betrayed into the clutches of the law.
-
-This mischance marked the close, as a hanger-snatcher, of the invaluable
-Rabbi's career. Not that the plain-clothes people who caught him affixed
-a period to his doggish days. Even a plains-clothes man isn't entirely
-hard. Rabbi's captors merely found him a home in the Catskills, where he
-spent his days in honor and his nights in sucking unsuspected eggs.
-
-When Rabbi was retired to private life, Butch, in his bread-hunting,
-resolved to seek new paths. Among the cruder crimes is house-breaking
-and to it the amateur law-breaker most naturally turns. Butch became a
-house-worker with special reference to flats.
-
-In the beginning, Butch worked in the day time, or as they say in
-Gangland, “went out on _skush._” Hating the sun, however, as all true
-criminals, must, he shifted to night jobs, and took his dingy place
-in the ranks of viciousness as a _schlamwerker_. As such he turned off
-houses, flats and stores, taking what Fate sent him. Occasionally he
-varied the dull monotony of simple burglary by truck-hopping.
-
-Man cannot live by burglary alone, and Butch was not without his
-gregarious side. Seeking comradeship, he united himself with the Eastman
-gang. As a gangster he soon distinguished himself. He fought like a
-berserk; and it was a sort of war-frenzy, which overtook him in battle,
-that gave him his honorable prefix.
-
-Monk Eastman thought well of Butch. Not even Ike the Blood stood
-nearer than did Butch to the heart of that grim gang captain. Eastman's
-weakness was pigeons. When he himself went finally to Sing Sing, he
-asked the court to permit him another week in the Tombs, so that he
-might find a father for his five hundred feathered pets.
-
-In the days when Butch came to strengthen as well as ornament his
-forces, Eastman kept a bird store in Broome Street, under the New Irving
-Hall. Eastman also rented bicycles. Those who thirsted to stand well
-with him were sedulous to ride a wheel. They rented these uneasy engines
-of Eastman, with the view of drawing to themselves that leader's favor.
-Butch, himself, was early astride a bicycle. One time and another he
-paid into Eastman's hands the proceeds of many a _shush_ or _schlam_
-job; and all for the calf-developing privilege of pedalling about the
-streets.
-
-Butch conceived an idea which peculiarly endeared him to Eastman. In
-Forsyth Street was a hall, and Butch--renting the same--organized an
-association which, in honorable advertisement of his chief's trade of
-pigeons and bicycles, he called the Squab-Wheelmen. Eastman himself
-stood godfather to this club, and at what times he reposed himself from
-his bike and pigeon labors, played pool in its rooms.
-
-There occurred that which might have shaken one less firmly established
-than Butch. As it was, it but solidified him and did him good. The world
-will remember the great gang battle, fought at Worth and Center Streets,
-between the Eastmans and the Five Points. The merry-making was put an
-end to by those spoil sports, the police, who, as much without noble
-sympathies as chivalric instincts, drove the contending warriors from
-the field at the point of their night sticks.
-
-Brief as was the fray, numerous were the brave deeds done. On one
-side or the other, the Dropper, the Nailer, Big Abrams, Ike the Blood,
-Slimmy, Johnny Rice, Jackeen Dalton, Biff Ellison and the Grabber
-distinguished themselves. As for Butch, he was deep within the warlike
-thick of things, and no one than he came more to the popular front.
-
-Sequential to that jousting, a thought came to Butch. The Squab-Wheelmen
-were in nightly expectation of an attack from the Five Pointers. By way
-of testing their valor, and settle definitely, in event of trouble, who
-would stick and who would duck, Butch one midnight, came rushing up the
-stairway, which led to the club rooms, blazing with two pistols at once.
-Butch had prevailed upon five or six others, of humor as jocose as his
-own, to assist, and the explosive racket the party made in the narrow
-stairway was all that heart could have wished. It was comparable only
-to a Mott Street Chinese New Year's, as celebrated in front of the Port
-Arthur.
-
-There were sixty members in the rooms of the Squab-Wheelmen when Butch
-led up his feigned attack, and it is discouraging to relate that most
-if not all of them fled. Little Kishky, sitting in a window, was so
-overcome that he fell out backwards, and broke his neck. Some of those
-who fled, by way of covering their confusion, were inclined to make
-a deal of the death of Little Kishky and would have had it set to the
-discredit of Butch. Gangland opinion, however, was against them. If
-Little Kishky hadn't been a quitter, he would never have fallen out.
-Butch was not only exonerated but applauded. He had devised--so declared
-Gangland--an ideal method of separating the sheep who would fly from the
-goats who would stay and stand fire.
-
-Then, too, there was the laugh.
-
-Gangland was quick to see the humorous side; and since humanity is prone
-to decide as it laughs, Gangland overwhelmingly declared in favor of
-Butch.
-
-It was about this time that Butch found himself in a jam. His _schlam_
-work had never been first class. It was the want of finish to it which
-earned him the name of Butch. The second night after his stampede of the
-Squab-Wheelmen, his clumsiness in a Brooklyn flat woke up a woman, who
-woke up the neighborhood. Whereupon, the neighborhood rushed in and sat
-upon the body of Butch, until the police came to claim him.
-Subsequently, a Kings County judge saw his way clear to send Butch up
-the river for four weary years. And did.
-
-Butch was older and soberer when he returned. Also, his world had
-changed. Eastman had been put away, and Ritchie Fitzpatrick ruled in
-his place. Butch cultivated discretion, where before he had been hot and
-headlong, and no longer sought that gang prominence which was formerly
-as the breath to his nostrils.
-
-Not that Butch altogether turned his back upon his old-time associates.
-The local Froissarts tell how he, himself, captained a score or so of
-choice spirits among the Eastmans, against the Humpty Jackson gang,
-beat them, took them prisoners and plundered them. This brilliant
-action occurred in that Fourteenth Street graveyard which was the common
-hang-out of the Humpty Jacksons. Also, Humpty Jackson commanded his
-partisans in person, and was captured and frisked with the rest.
-Butch gained much glory and some money; for the Jacksons--however it
-happened--chanced to be flush.
-
-Butch, returning from Sing-Sing exile, did not return to his _schlam_
-work. That trip up-the-river had shaken him. He became a Fagin, and
-taught boys of tender years to do his stealing for him.
-
-Butch's mob of kids counted as many as twenty, all trained in
-pocket-picking to a feather-edge. As aiding their childish efforts,
-it was Butch's habit to mount a bicycle, and proceed slowly down the
-street, his fleet of kids going well abreast of him on the walks. Acting
-the part of some half-taught amateur of the wheel, Butch would bump
-into a man or a woman, preferably a woman. There would be cries and
-a scuffle. The woman would scold, Butch would expound and explain.
-Meanwhile the wren-head public packed itself ten deep about the center
-of excitement.
-
-It was then that Butch's young adherents pushed their shrewd way in.
-Little hands went flying, to reap a very harvest of pokes. Butch began
-building up a bank account.
-
-As an excuse for living, and to keep his mob together, Butch opened
-a pool parlor. This temple of enjoyment was in a basement in Willett
-Street near Stanton. The tariff was two-and-a-half cents a cue, and what
-Charley Bateses and Artful Dodgers worked for Butch were wont to refresh
-themselves at the game.
-
-Butch made money with both hands. He took his share as a Fagin. Then,
-what fragmentary remnants of their stealings he allowed his young
-followers, was faithfully blown in by them across his pool tables.
-
-Imagination rules the world. Butch, having imagination, extended
-himself. Already a Fagin, Butch became a _posser_ and bought stolen
-goods for himself. Often, too, he acted as a _melina_ and bought for
-others. Thus Butch had three strings to his business bow. He was getting
-rich and at the same time keeping out of the fingers of the bulls. This
-caused him to be much looked up to and envied, throughout the length and
-breadth of Gangland.
-
-Butch was thus prosperous and prospering when it occurred to him to fall
-in love. Harry the Soldier was the Mark Antony of the Five Points, his
-Cleopatra the Darby Kid. There existed divers reasons for adoring the
-Darby Kid. There was her lustrous eyes, her coral mouth, her rounded
-cheek, her full figure, her gifts as a shop lifter. As a graceful crown
-to these attractions, the Darby Kid could pick a pocket with the best
-wire that ever touched a leather. In no wise had she been named the
-Darby Kid for nothing. Not even Mollie Squint was her superior at
-getting the bundle of a boob. They said, and with truth, that those
-soft, deep, lustrous eyes could look a sucker over, while yet that
-unconscious sucker was ten feet away, and locate the keck wherein he
-carried his roll. Is it astonishing then that the heart of Butch went
-down on its willing knees to the Darby Kid?
-
-Another matter:--Wasn't the Darby Kid the chosen one of Harry the
-Soldier? Was not Harry a Five Pointer? Had not Butch, elbow to elbow,
-with his great chief, Eastman, fought the Five Pointers in the battle
-at Worth and Center? It was a triumph, indeed, to win the heart of the
-Darby Kid. It was twice a triumph to steal that heart away from Harry
-the Soldier.
-
-The Darby Kid crossed over from Harry the Soldier to Butch, and brought
-her love along. Thereafter her smiles were for Butch, her caresses for
-Butch, her touches for Butch. Harry the Soldier was left desolate.
-
-Harry the Soldier was a gon of merit and deserved eminence. That he
-had been an inmate not only of the House of Refuge but the Elmira
-Reformatory, should show you that he was a past-master at his art. His
-steady partner was Dopey Benny. With one to relieve the other in the
-exacting duties of stinger, and a couple of good stalls to put up an
-effective back, trust them, at fair or circus or theatre break, to make
-leathers, props and thimbles fly.
-
-It was Gangland decision that for Butch to win the Darby Kid away from
-Harry the Soldier, even as Paris aforetime took the lovely Helen from
-her Menelaus, touched not alone the honor of Harry but the honor of the
-Five Points. Harry must revenge himself. Still more must he revenge the
-Five Points. It had become a case of Butch's life or his. On no milder
-terms could Harry sustain himself in Gangland first circles. His name
-else would be despised anywhere and everywhere that the fair and the
-brave were wont to come together and unbuckle socially.
-
-Butch, tall and broad and strong, smooth of face, arched of nose, was
-a born hawk of battle. Harry the Soldier, dark, short, of no muscular
-power, was not the physical equal of Butch. Butch looked forward with
-confidence to the upcome.
-
-“An' yet, Butch,” sweetly warned the Darby Kid, her arms about his neck,
-“you mustn't go to sleep at the switch. Harry'll nail you if youse do.
-It'll be a gun-fight, an' he's a dream wit' a gatt.”
-
-“Never mind about that gatt thing! Do youse think, dearie, I'd let that
-Guinea cop a sneak on me?”
-
-It was a cool evening in September. A dozen of Butch's young gons were
-knocking the balls about his pool tables. Butch himself was behind the
-bar. Outside in Willett Street a whistle sounded. Butch picked up a
-pistol off the drip-board, just in time to peg a shot at Harry the
-Soldier as that ill-used lover came through the front door. Dopey Benny,
-Jonathan to the other's David, was with Harry. Neither tried to shoot.
-Through a hail of lead from Butch's pistol, the two ran out the back
-door. No one killed; no one wounded. Butch had been shooting too high,
-as the bullet-raked ceiling made plain.
-
-Butch explained his wretched gun play by saying that he was afraid of
-pinking some valued one among his boy scouts.
-
-“At that,” he added, “it's just as well. Them wops 'll never come back.
-Now when they see I'm organized they'll stay away. There ain't no sand
-in them Sicilians.”
-
-Butch was wrong. Harry, with Dopey Benny, was back the next night. This
-time there was no whistle. Harry had sent forward a force of skirmishers
-to do up those sentinels, with whom Butch had picketed Willett' Street.
-Butch's earliest intimation that there was something doing came when a
-bullet from the gun of Harry broke his back. Dopey Benny stood off the
-public, while Harry put three more bullets into Butch. The final three
-were superfluous, however, as was shown at the inquest next day.
-
-The Darby Kid was abroad upon her professional duties as a gon-moll,
-when Harry hived Butch. Her absence was regretted by her former lover.
-
-“Because,” said he, as he and Dopey Benny fled down Stanton Street, “I'd
-like to have made the play a double header, and downed the Kid along
-wit' Butch.”
-
-It was not so written, however. Double headers, whatever the field of
-human effort, are the exception and not the rule of life.
-
-It was whispered that Harry the Soldier and Dopey Benny remained three
-days in the Pell Street room of Big Mike Abrams before their get-away.
-They might have been at the bottom of the lower bay, for all the Central
-Office knew. Butch was buried, and the Darby Kid wept over his grave.
-After which she cheered up, and came back smiling. There is no good in
-grief. Besides, it's egotistical, and trenches upon conceit.
-
-The Central Office declares that, equipped of the right papers, it will
-bring Harry the Soldier back from Africa. Also, it will go after Dopey
-Benny in Kanuckland, when his time is out. The chair--says the Central
-Office--shall yet have both.
-
-Old Jimmy doesn't think there's a chance, while the jaundiced Wop openly
-scoffs. Neither believes in the police. Meanwhile dark suspicions hover
-cloudily over the Darby Kid. Did she rap? She says not, and offers to
-pawn her soul.
-
-“Why should I?” asks the Darby Kid. “Of course I'd sooner it was Butch
-copped Harry. But it went the other way; an' why should I holler? Would
-beefin' bring Butch back?”
-
-
-
-
-XI.--BIG MIKE ABRAMS
-
-
-This was after Nigger Mike had gone into exile in cold and sorrowful
-Toronto, and while Tony Kelly did the moist honors at Number Twelve
-Pell. Nigger Mike, you will remember, hurried to his ruin on the
-combined currents of enthusiasm and many drinks, had registered a score
-or two of times; for he meditated casting full fifty votes at the coming
-election, in his own proper person, and said so to his friends.
-
-As Mike registered those numerous times, the snap-shot hirelings of
-certain annoying reformers were busy popping him with their cameras. His
-friends informed him of this, and counselled going slow. But Mike was
-beyond counsel, and knew little or less of cameras--never having had
-his picture taken save officially, and by the rules of Bertillon. In the
-face of those who would have saved him, he continued to stagger in
-and out upon that multifarious registration, inviting destruction. The
-purists took the pictures to the District Attorney, their hirelings told
-their tales, and Mike perforce went into that sad Toronto exile. He is
-back now, however, safe, sober, clothed and in his right mind; but that
-is another story.
-
-The day had been a sweltering July day for all of Chinatown. Now that
-night had come, the narrowness of Pell and Doyers and Mott Streets was
-choked with Chinamen, sitting along the curb, lolling in doorways, or
-slowly drifting up and down, making the most of the cool of the evening.
-
-Over across from Number Twelve a sudden row broke out. There were
-smashings and crashings, loopholed, as it were, with shrill Mongolian
-shrieks. The guests about Tony's tables glanced up with dull,
-half-interested eyes.
-
-“It's Big Mike Abrams tearin' th' packin' out of th' laundry across th'
-street,” said Tony.
-
-Tony was at the front door when the war broke forth, and had come aft
-to explain. Otherwise those about his tables might have gone personally
-forth, seeking a solution of those yellings and smashings and
-crashings for themselves, and the flow of profitable beer been thereby
-interrupted. At Tony's explanation his guests sat back in their chairs,
-and ordered further beer. Which shows that Tony had a knowledge of his
-business.
-
-“About them socialists,” resumed Sop Henry, taking up the talk where it
-had broken off; “Big Tom Foley tells me that they're gettin' something
-fierce. They cast more'n thirty thousand votes last Fall.”
-
-“Say,” broke in the Nailer, “I can't understand about a socialist. He
-must be on the level at that; for one evenin', when they're holdin' a
-meetin' in the Bowery, a fleet of gons goes through a dozen of 'em,
-an', exceptin' for one who's an editor, and has pulled off a touch
-somewheres, there ain't street car fare in all their kecks. That shows
-there's nothin' in it for 'em. Th' editor has four bones on him--hardly
-enough for a round of drinks an' beef stews. Th' mob blows it in at
-Flynn's joint, down be th' corner.”
-
-“I'm like you, Nailer,” agreed Sop Henry. “Them socialists have
-certainly got me goin'. I can't get onto their coives at all.”
-
-“Lishten, then.” This came from the Irish Wop, who was nothing if not
-political. “Lishten to me. Yez can go to shleep on it, I know all about
-a socialist. There's ould Casey's son, Barney--ould Casey that med a
-killin' in ashphalt. Well, since his pah-pah got rich, young Casey's
-a socialist. On'y his name ain't Barney now, it's Berna-a-ard. There's
-slathers av thim sons av rich min turnin' socialists. They ain't strong
-enough to git a fall out av either av th' big pa-a-arties, so they rush
-off to th' socialists, where be payin' fer th' shpot light, they're
-allowed to break into th' picture. That's th' way wit' young Barney,
-ould Ashphalt Casey's son. Wan evenin' he dr-r-ives up to Lyon's wit'
-his pah-pah's broom, two bob-tailed horses that spint most av their time
-on their hind legs, an' th' Casey coat av arms on the broom dure, th'
-same bein' a shtick av dynamite rampant, wit' two shovels reversed on a
-field av p'tatoes. 'How ar-r-re ye?' he says. 'I want yez to jump in an'
-come wit' me to th' Crystal Palace. It's a socialist meet-in',' he says.
-'Oh, it is?' says I; 'an' phwat's a socialist? Is it a game or a musical
-inshtrumint?' Wit' that he goes into p'ticulars. 'Well,' thinks I,
-'there's th' ride, annyhow; an' I ain't had a carriage ride since
-Eat-'em-up-Jack packed in--saints rest him! So I goes out to th' broom;
-an' bechune th' restlessness av thim bob-tailed horses an' me not seein'
-a carriage fer so long, I nearly br-r-roke me two legs gettin' in.
-However, I wint. An' I sat on th' stage; an' I lishtened to th'
-wind-jammin'; an' not to go no further, a socialist is simply an
-anarchist who don't believe in bombs.”
-
-There arose laughter and loud congratulatory sounds about the door.
-Next, broadly smiling, utterly complacent, Big Mike Abrams walked in.
-
-“Did youse lobsters hear me handin' it to th' monkeys?” he asked, and
-his manner was the manner of him who doubts not the endorsement of men.
-“That chink, Low Foo, snakes two of me shirts. I sends him five, an'
-he on'y sends back three. So I caves in his block wit' a flatiron. You
-ought to pipe his joint! I leaves it lookin' like a poolroom that won't
-prodooce, after the wardman gets through.”
-
-“An' Low Foo?” queried Tony, who had shirts of his own.
-
-“Oh, a couple of monks carries him to his bunk out back. It'll take
-somethin' more'n a shell of hop to chase away his troubles!” Mike
-refreshed himself with a glass of beer, which he called suds. “Say,” he
-continued with much fervor, “I wisht I could get a job punchin' monks at
-a dollar a monk!”
-
-Mike Abrams, _alias_ Big Mike, was a pillar of Chinatown, and added
-distinctly to the life of that quarter. He was nearly six feet tall,
-with shoulders as square as the foretopsail yard of a brig. His nervous
-arms were long and slingy, his bony hands the size of hams. Neither the
-Dropper nor yet Big Myerson could swap blows with him, and his hug--if
-it came to rough-and-tumble--was comparable only to the hug of Mersher
-the Strong Arm, who had out-hugged a bear for the drinks.
-
-While he lived, Little Maxie greatly appreciated Big Mike. Little Maxie
-is dead now. He ranked in the eyes of Mulberry Street as the best tool
-that ever nailed a leather. To be allowed to join out with his mob
-was conclusive of one's cleverness as a gon. For Maxie would have no
-bunglers, no learners about him.
-
-And, yet, as he himself said, Big Mike's value
-
-Jay not in any deftness of fingers, but in his stout, unflinching heart,
-and a knock-down strength of fist like unto the blow of a maul.
-
-“As a stall he's worse'n a dead one,” Maxie had said. “No one ever put
-up a worse back. But let a sucker raise a roar, or some galoot of a
-country sheriff start something--that's where Mike comes on. You know
-last summer, when I'm followin' Ringling's show? Stagger, Beansey an'
-Mike's wit' me as bunchers. Over at Patterson we had a rumble. I got a
-rube's ticker, a red one. He made me; an' wit' that youse could hear th'
-yell he lets out of him in Newark. A dozen of them special bulls which
-Ringling has on his staff makes a grab at us. Youse should have lamped
-Mike! Th' way he laid out them circus dicks was like a tune of music.
-It's done in a flash, an' every last guy of us makes his get-away. Hock
-your socks, it's Mike for me every time! I'd sooner he filled in wit' a
-mob of mine than th' best dip that ever pinched a poke.”
-
-Big Mike had been a fixed star in the Gangland firmament for years. He
-knew he could slug, he knew he could stay; and he made the most of these
-virtues. When not working with Little Maxie, he took short trips into
-the country with an occasional select band of yeggs, out to crack a P.
-O. or a jug. At such times, Mike was the out-side man--ever a post of
-responsibility. The out-side man watches while the others blow the box.
-In case things take to looking queer or leary, he is to pass the whistle
-of warning to his pals. Should an officer show unexpectedly up, he must
-stand him off at the muzzle of his gatt, and if crowded, shoot and shoot
-to kill. He is to stand fast by his partners, busy with wedges, fuse and
-soup inside, and under no circumstances to desert them. Mike was that
-one of ten thousand, who had the nerve and could be relied upon to do
-and be these several iron things. Wherefore, he lived not without honor
-in the land, and never was there a fleet of yeggs or a mob of gons, but
-received him into its midst with joy and open hearts.
-
-Mike made a deal of money. Not that it stuck to hum; for he was born
-with his hands open and spent it as fast as he made it. Also, he drank
-deeply and freely, and moreover hit the pipe. Nor could he, in the
-latter particular, be called a pleasure smoker nor a Saturday nighter.
-Mike had the habit.
-
-At one time Mike ran an opium den at Coney Island, and again on the
-second floor of Number Twelve Pell. But the police--who had no sure way
-of gauging the profits of opium--demanded so much for the privilege that
-Mike was forced to close.
-
-“Them bulls wanted all I made an' more,” complained Mike, recounting his
-wrongs to Beansey. “I had a 50-pipe joint that time in Pell, an' from
-the size of the rake-off the captain's wardman asks, you'd have thought
-that every pipe's a roulette-wheel.”
-
-“Couldn't you do nothin' wit' 'em?” asked Bean-sey, sympathetically.
-
-“Not a t'ing. I shows 'em that number-one hop is $87.50 a can, an'
-yen-chee or seconds not less'n $32. Nothin' doin'! It's either come
-across wit' five hundred bones th' foist of every month, or quit.”
-
-Mike sighed over his fair prospects, blighted by the ignorant avarice of
-the police.
-
-“W'at was youse chargin' a smoke?” inquired Beansey.
-
-“Two bits a shell. Of course, that's for yen-chee. I couldn't give
-'em number-one for two bits. After all, w'at I cares most for is me
-cats--two long-haired Persians.”
-
-“Cats?” repeated Beansey, suspiciously. “W'at be youse handin' me?”
-
-Beansey by the way, knew nothing of opium.
-
-“W'at am I handin' youse?” said Mike. “I'm handin' you th' goods. Cats
-get th' habit same as people. My cats would plant be some party who's
-cookin' a pill, an' sniff th' hop an' get as happy as anybody. Take 'em
-off the pipe, an' it's th' same as if they're Christians. Dogs, too. Let
-'em once get th' habit, an' then take 'em away from a pipe joint, an'
-they has pains in their stummicks, an' twists an' yowls till you think
-they're goin' mad. When th' cops shut down on me, I has to give me cats
-to th' monk who's runnin' th' opium dump on th' top floor. Sure t'ing!
-They'd have croaked if I hadn't. They're on'y half happy, though; for
-while they gets their hop they misses me. Them toms an' me has had many
-a good smoke.”
-
-Folks often wondered at the intimacy between Mike and Little Maxie--not
-that it has anything to do with this story. Little Maxie--his name on
-the Central Office books was Maxie Fyne, _alias_ Maxie English, _alias_
-Little Maxie, _alias_ Sharapatheck--was the opposite of Big Mike. He was
-small; he was weak; he didn't drink; he didn't hit the pipe. Also, at
-all times, and in cold blood, he was a professional thief. His wife,
-whom he called “My Kytie”--for Little Maxie was from Houndsditch, and
-now and then his accent showed it--was as good a thief as he, but on a
-different lay. Her specialty was robbing women. She worked alone, as all
-good gon-molls do, and because of her sure excellencies was known as the
-Golden Hand.
-
-Little Maxie and his Golden Hand, otherwise his Kytie--her name was
-Kate--had a clean little house near Washington Square on the south.
-They owned a piano and a telephone--the latter was purely defensive--and
-their two children went to school, and sat book to book with the
-children of honest men and women.
-
-The little quiet home, with its piano and defensive telephone, is gone
-now. Little Maxie died and his Golden Hand married again; for there's no
-false sentiment in Gangland. If a husband's dead he's dead, and there's
-nothing made by mourning. Likewise, what's most wanted in any husband is
-that he should be a live one.
-
-Little Maxie died in a rather curious way. Some say he was drowned by
-his pals, Big Mike among them. The story runs that there was a quarrel
-over splitting up a touch, and the mob charged Little Maxie with holding
-out. Be that as it may, the certainty is that Little Maxie and his mob,
-being in Peekskill, got exceeding drunk--all but Little Maxie--and went
-out in a boat. Being out, Little Maxie went overboard abruptly, and
-never came up. Neither did anybody go after him. The mob returned to
-town to weep--crocodile tears, some said--into their beer, as they told
-and re-told their loss, and in due time Little Maxie's body drifted
-ashore and was buried. That was the end. Had it been some trust-thief of
-a millionaire, there would have been an investigation. But Little Maxie
-was only a pick-pocket.
-
-Big Mike, like all strong characters, had his weakness. His weakness
-was punching Chinamen; fairly speaking, it grew to be his fad. It wasn't
-necessary that a Chinaman do anything; it was enough that he came within
-reach. Mike would knock him cold. In a single saunter through Pell
-Street, he had been known to leave as many as four senseless Chinamen
-behind him, fruits of his fist.
-
-“For,” said Mike, in cheerful exposition of the motive which underlay
-that performance, “I do so like to beat them monks about! I'd sooner
-slam one of 'em ag'inst th' wall than smoke th' pipe.”
-
-One time and another Mike punched two-thirds of all the pig-tailed heads
-in Chinatown. Commonly he confined himself to punching, though once or
-twice he went a step beyond. Lee Dok he nearly brained with a stool. But
-Lee Dok had been insultingly slow in getting out of Mike's way.
-
-Mike was proud of his name and place as the Terror of Chinatown. Whether
-he walked in Mott or Pell or Doyers Street, every Chinaman who saw him
-coming went inside and locked his door.
-
-Those who didn't see him and so go inside and dock their doors--and
-they were few--he promptly soaked. And if to see a Chinaman run was as
-incense to Mike's nose, to soak one became nothing less than a sweet
-morsel under his tongue. The wonder was that Mike didn't get shot or
-knifed, which miracle went not undiscussed at such centers as Tony's,
-Barney Flynn's, Jimmy Kelly's and the Chatham Club. But so it was; the
-pig-tailed population of Chinatown parted before Mike's rush like so
-much water.
-
-One only had been known to resist--Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
-possessed a giant's soul.
-
-Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
-Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
-he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
-was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
-spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
-
-“That's straight,” said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
-peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, “I never could
-stand for a chive. An' say”--he shuddered--“that monk has: one longer'n
-your arm.”
-
-Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his
-weakness for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could
-have done that.
-
-Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because
-of those shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to
-consequences. Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum,
-or perhaps it was the heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being
-surprised by Mike in Pell Street, did not--pig-tail flying--clatter
-inside and lock his door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him,
-coughed contumeliously and spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling
-Tchen would have been no adequate retort--Ling Tchen who thus studied to
-shame him. Wherefore Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went
-so far as to cut off the dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken
-notice of this killing, but some forethoughtful friend had had wit
-enough to tuck a gun beneath the dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became
-at once and obviously a case of self-defence.
-
-There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
-dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only
-thorough but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale
-was nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling
-Tchen belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in
-Pell Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did
-the provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off
-better had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in
-Mott Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street,
-where the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
-
-Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve.
-It pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the
-muffled revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon
-that shirt occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
-
-Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
-Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
-beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
-
-“There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink,” expounded Mike, “that
-makes a guy hanker for th' hop.”
-
-“It's early yet; better stick 'round,” urged Tony, politely. “There
-is some high-rollers from Newport up here on a yacht, an' crazy to see
-Chinatown in th' summer when th' blankets is off. Th' dicks w'at's got
-'em in tow, gives me th' tip that they'll come lungin' in here about
-ten. They're over in Mott Street now, takin' a peek at the joss house
-an' drinkin' tea in the Port Arthur.”
-
-“I don't want to meet 'em,” declared Mike. “Them stiffs makes me sick.
-If youse'd promise to lock th' doors, Tony, an' put 'em all in th' air
-for what they've got on 'em, I might stay.”
-
-“That'd be a wise play, I don't think,” remarked the Dropper, who had
-just come in. “Tony'd last about as long as a dollar pointin' stuss.
-Puttin' a chink on th' bum is easy, an' a guy can get away wit' it;
-but lay a finger on a Fift' Avenoo Willie-boy, or look cockeyed at a
-spark-fawney on th' finger of one of them dames, an' a judge'll fall
-over himself to hand youse twenty years.”
-
-“Right youse be, Dropper!” said the sophistcated Tony.
-
-Mike climbed the creaking stairway to his room.
-
-Below, in Tony's, the beer, the gossip, the music, the singing and the
-dancing went on. Pretty Agnes sang a new song, and was applauded. That
-is, she was applauded by all save Mollie Squint, who uplifted her nose
-and said that “it wasn't so much.”
-
-Mollie Squint was invited to sing, but refused.
-
-About ten o'clock came the Newport contingent, fresh from quaffing tea
-and burning joss sticks. They were led by a she-captain of the Four
-Hundred, who shall go here as Mrs. Vee. Mrs. Vee, young, pretty,
-be-jeweled, was in top spirits. For she had just been divorced from her
-husband, and they put brandy into the Port Arthur tea if you tell them
-to.
-
-Tony did the honors for Number Twelve. He and Mrs. Vee, surrounded by a
-fluttering flock of purple doves, all from aristocratic cotes, became
-as thick as thieves. The Dropper, who was not wanting in good looks and
-could spiel like a dancing master, went twice around the room with Mrs.
-Vee--just for a lark, you know--to a tune scraped from Tony's fiddles
-and thumped from that publican's piano. After which, Mrs. Vee and her
-flutter of followers, Willieboys and all, went their purple way.
-
-Tony, with never flagging courtesy, escorted them to the door. What he
-beheld filled his somewhat sluggish soul with wonder. Pell Street was
-thronged with Chinamen. They were sitting or standing, all silent, faces
-void of meaning. The situation, too, was strange in this. A Chinaman
-could have told you that they were all of the Hip Sing Tong, and not a
-Four Brothers among them. He wouldn't of course, for a Chinaman tells
-a white devil nothing. Pell, by the way, was as much the home street of
-the Four Brothers as of the Hip Sing Tong.
-
-Tony expressed his astonishment at the pigtailed press which thronged
-the thoroughfare.
-
-“This is how it is,” vouchsafed the explanatory Tony to Mrs. Vee and
-her purple fluttering doves. “Big Mike's just after standin' Low Foo's
-wash-shop on its nut, an' these monks are sizin' up th' wreck. When
-anything happens to a monk his tong makes good, see?”
-
-Tony might not have said this had he recalled that Low Foo was a Four
-Brothers, and understood that no one not a Hip Sing Tong was in the
-crowd. Tony, however, recalled nothing, understood nothing; for he
-couldn't tell one Chinaman from another.
-
-“How interesting!” cooed Mrs. Vee, in response to Tony's elucidation;
-and with that her flock of purple doves, in fluttering agreement, cooed,
-“How interesting!”
-
-“Did youse lamp th' ice on them dames?” asked Sop Henry, when the
-slumming Mrs. Vee and her suite were out of ear-shot.
-
-Sop had an eye for diamonds.
-
-“That bunch ain't got a thing but money!” observed the Wop, his eyes
-glittering enviously. “I wisht I had half their cush.”
-
-“Money ain't th' whole box of tricks.”
-
-This deep declaration emanated from old Jimmy. Old Jimmy's home was a
-rear room on Second Street near the Bowery, which overlooked a graveyard
-hidden in the heart of the block. There, when not restoring himself at
-Tony's or Sirocco's or Lyon's, old Jimmy smoked a vile tobacco known
-as Sailors' Choice, in a vile clay pipe as black as sin, and meditated.
-Having nothing to do but think, he evolved in time into a philosopher,
-and it became his habit to unload chunks of wisdom on whomsoever seemed
-to stand in need. Also, since he was warlike and carried a knife,
-and because anyone in hard luck could touch him for a dollar, he was
-listened to politely in what society he favored with his countenance.
-
-“Money ain't th' whole box of tricks,” old Jimmy repeated, severely,
-wagging a grizzled head at the Wop, “an' only you're Irish an' ignorant
-you wouldn't have to be told so.”
-
-“Jimmy, you're nutty,” returned the Wop. “Never mind me bein' nutty,”
- retorted old Jimmy, dogmatically. “I know all about th' rich.” Then, in
-forgetfulness of his pension and the liberal source of it, he continued:
-“A rich man is so much like a fat hog that he's seldom any good until
-he's dead.”
-
-Old Jimmy called for beer; wisdom is always dry. “Say?” observed the
-Dropper, airily, “do youse guys know that I'm thinkin' I'll just about
-cop off some dame with millions of dough, an' marry her.”
-
-“Would she have youse?” inquired Mollie Squint, with the flicker of a
-sneer.
-
-“It's easy money,” returned the Dropper; “all I has to do is put out me
-sign, see? Them rich frails would fall for me in a hully second.”
-
-“You crooks can't think of a thing but money,” snorted old Jimmy. “Marry
-a rich dame! A guy might as well get a job as valet or butler or footman
-somewhere an' let it go at that. Do you mutts know what love is? Th' one
-married chance of happiness is love. An' to love, folks must be poor.
-Then they have to depend upon each other; and it's only when people
-depend upon each other they love each other.”
-
-“Jimmy,” quoth the Dropper, with mock sadness. “I can see your finish.
-You'll land in Bloomingdale, playin' wit' a string of spools.”
-
-“Did you ever,” demanded old Jimmy, disregarding the irreverent Dropper,
-“see some strapping young party, up against the skyline on an iron
-building, workin' away wit' one of them rivetin' guns? Well, somewhere
-between th' two rivers there's a girl he's married to, who's doin'
-a two-step 'round a cook stove, fryin' steak an' onions for him,
-an' keepin' an eye out that their kids don't do a high dive off th'
-fire-escape. Them two people are th' happiest in th' world. Such
-boneheads as you can't appreciate it, but they are. Give 'em a million
-dollars an' you'll spoil it. They'd get a divorce; you'd put that
-household on th' toboggan. If this Mister Vee, now, had been poor an'
-drove a truck instead of bein' rich an' drivin' a 6-horse coach, an'
-if Mrs. Vee had been poor an' done a catch-as-catch-can with th' family
-washtub instead of havin' money to burn an' hirein' a laundress, she'd
-never have bucked th' divorce game, but lived happy ever after.”
-
-“But, Jimmy,” interposed Tony, “I've seen poor folks scrap.”
-
-“Sure,” assented Jimmy; “all married folks scrap--a little. But them's
-only love spats, when they're poor. Th' wife begins 'em. She thinks
-she'll just about try hubby out, an' see can he go some. Th' only risk
-is him bein' weak enough to let her win. She don't want to win; victory
-would only embarrass her. What she's after is a protector; an' if hubby
-lets her put him on th' floor for th' count, she don't know where she's
-at. She's dead sure she's no good; an' if he's a quitter she's left all
-in th' air. Havin' floored him, she thinks to herself, 'This thing
-protect me? Why, I can lick him myself!' After that, hubby might better
-keep close tabs on little Bright-eyes, or some mornin' he'll call the
-family roll an' she won't answer. Take a boy an' a girl, both young,
-both square, both poor--so they'll need each ether--an', so he's got her
-shaded a little should it come to th' gloves, two bugs in a rug won't
-have nothin' on them.”
-
-Old Jimmy up-ended his glass, as one who had settled grave matters,
-while the Dropper and the Wop shook contemplative heads.
-
-“An' yet,” said the Wop, after a pause, “goin' back to them rich babies
-who was here, I still say I wisht I had their bundle.”
-
-“It's four for one,” returned old Jimmy, his philosophy again forging
-to the fore--“it's four for one, Wop, you'd have a dead bad time. What
-street shows th' most empty houses? Ain't it Fift' Ave-noo? Why be they
-empty? Because the ginks who lived in 'em didn't have a good time in
-'em. If they had they'd have stuck. A guy don't go places, he leaves
-places. He don't go to Europe, he leaves New York.”
-
-Old Jimmy turned to Tony.
-
-“Fill up th' crockery. I'm talkin' 'way over th' heads of these bums.”
-
-“Ain't he a wonder?” whispered Pretty Agnes to the Nailer.
-
-“I should say as much,” responded the admiring Nailer. “He ought to
-be sellin' gold bricks. He's talked th' Dropper an' th' Wop into a hard
-knot.”
-
-The Dropper was not to be quelled, and insisted that Jimmy was
-conversing through his sou'wester.
-
-“I don't think so,” broke in Jew Yetta; “I strings wit' Jimmy. Take
-a tumble to yourself, Dropper. If you was to marry one of them money
-dames, you'd have to go into high society. An' then what? W'y, you'd
-look like a pig on a front porch.”
-
-“Don't youse bet on it,” declared the Dropper loftily. “There's nothin'
-in that high society stuff. A smart guy like me could learn his way
-t'rough in a week.”
-
-“Could he?” said the Nailer, and his tones were tones of derision.
-
-“That's w'at I says!” replied the Dropper. Then, heatedly: “W'y, do you
-geeks think I've never been north of Fourteenth Street? Youse make me
-tired, Nailer. While you was up-th'-river, for toinin' off that loft in
-Chambers Street, don't I go to a shindy at th' Demmycrat Club in honor
-of Sen'tor Depew? There was loidies there--th' real thing, too. An'
-wasn't I another time at th' Charlie Murphy dinner? Talk of high
-society!--if that ain't high society, what is?”
-
-Having squelched the Nailer, the Dropper proceeded more moderately.
-
-“I remember th' scare that's t'run into me at the Depew racket. I've
-been put up ag'inst some hot propositions, but if ever I'm faded it's
-then when, for th' foist time, I lamps a full-blown dame in evenin'
-dress. On th' dead, I felt like yellin' 'Police!'”
-
-“Phwat was it scared yez, Dropper?” asked the Wop.
-
-“It ain't that I'm so scared as rattled. There's too much free-board to
-them evenin' dresses.”
-
-“An' the Charlie Murphy banquet,” said Pretty Agnes, wistfully. “Didn't
-yez get cold feet?”
-
-“Naw, I don't git cold feet. I admits I falls down, I don't try to
-sidestep that; but it wasn't my fault. Do it over again, an' I'd go
-t'rough wit' bells on.”
-
-“How did youse fall down?”
-
-“It's be accident; I takes th' wrong steer, that's all. I makes it a
-point, knowin' I'm none too wise, to plant meself when we pulls up to
-the feed opposite to a gilded old bunk, who looked like ready money. 'Do
-as he does, Dropper' I says to meself, 'an' you're winner in a walk!'
-So, when he plays a fork, I plays a fork; if he boards a chive, I boards
-a chive; from soup to birds I'm steerin' be his wake. Then all of a
-sudden I cops a shock. We've just made some roast squabs look like five
-cents worth of lard in a paper bag, an' slopped out a bunch of fizz to
-wash 'em down, when what does that old Rube do but up an' sink his hooks
-in a bowl of water. Honest, I like to 've fell in a fit! There I'd been
-feelin' as cunning as a pet fox, an' me on a dead one from th' jump!”
-
-“Did any of them smart Alecks give youse th' laugh?” asked the Nailer.
-
-“Give me th' laugh,” repeated the Dropper, disgustedly. “I'd have
-smashed whoever did in th' eye.”
-
-While beer and conversation were flowing in Number Twelve, a
-sophisticated eye would have noted divers outside matters which might or
-might not have had a meaning. On the heels of Big Mike's laundry deeds
-of desolation and destruction at Low Foo's, not a Chinaman was visible
-in Pell Street. It was the same when Mike came out of Tony's and climbed
-the stairs to his room. Mike safely retired from the field, a handful
-of Four Brothers--all of them Lows and of the immediate clan of Low
-Foo--showed up, and took a slanteyed squint at what ruin had been
-wrought. They spoke not above a murmur, but as nearly as a white devil
-might gather a meaning, they were of the view that no monsoon could have
-more thoroughly scrap-heaped the belongings of Low Foo.
-
-Other Chinamen began to gather, scores upon scores. These were Hip Sing
-Tongs, and they paid not the slightest heed to Low Foo's laundry, or
-what was left of it. What Four Brothers were abroad did not mingle with
-the Hip Sing Tongs, although the two tribes lived in friendship. The
-Four Brothers quietly withdrew, each to his own den, and left the Hip
-Sing Tongs in possession of the street.
-
-Being in possession, the Hip Sing Tongs did nothing beyond roost on the
-curb, or squat in doorways, or stand idly about. Now and then one smoked
-a cigarette.
-
-About 11.20 o'clock, a Chinaman entered Pell Street from the Bowery.
-Every one of the Hip Sing Tongs looked at him; none of them spoke to
-him. Only, a place was made for him in the darkness of the darkest
-doorway. Had some brisk Central Office intelligence been there and
-consulted its watch, it might have occurred to such intelligence that
-had the newcomer arrived from Philadelphia over the B. & O. by
-latest train, he--assuming him to have taken the ferry with proper
-dispatch--would have come poking into Pell Street at precisely that
-hour.
-
-Trinity struck midnight.
-
-The bells sounded dim and far away. It was as though it were the ghost
-of some dead midnight being struck. At the sound, and as if he heard in
-it a signal, the mysterious Chinaman came out of the double darkness of
-the doorway in which he had been waiting, and crossed to the stairway
-that led up to the room of Mike. Not a whisper came from the waiting
-Hip Sing Tongs, who watched him with that blend of apathy and eagerness
-observable only in the Oriental. No one went with the mysterious
-Chinaman. Nor did the stairs creak--as with Big Mike--beneath his velvet
-shoes.
-
-Five minutes passed.
-
-The mysterious one emerged from Mike's stairway as silently as he had
-entered it. He tossed a claw-like hand palm outward, toward the waiting,
-watching Hip Sing Tongs, and then went slippering towards the Bowery.
-Had that brisk Central Office intelligence been there to see, it might
-have reflected, recalling a time table, that by taking the Cortlandt
-Street ferry, the mysterious one would be in time for the 12.30 train to
-Philadelphia over the Pennsylvania.
-
-Before the mysterious one had reached the Bowery, those scores of
-waiting, watching Hip Sing Tongs had vanished, and Pell Street was as
-empty as the promise of a politician.
-
-“Now,” whispered Ching Lee to Sam Kum, who kept the chop suey shop, as
-they turned to go--“now he meet Ling Tchen, mebby so!”
-
-One o'clock.
-
-Tony began to think about locking his front door. This, out of respect
-for the law. Not that beer and revelry were to cease in Number Twelve,
-but because such was Tony's understanding with the precinct skipper.
-Some reformer might come snooping else, and lodge complaint against that
-skipper with the Commissioner of Police.
-
-Just as Tony, on bidding “Good-bye!” to Mrs. Vee and her purple
-fluttering flock, had been impressed by the crowded condition of Pell
-Street, so now, when he made ready to lock up, was he impressed by that
-causeway's profound emptiness.
-
-“Say,” he cried to his guests in the rear, “you stews come here! This is
-funny; there ain't a chink in sight!”
-
-“D'youse think th' bulls are gettin' ready for a raid?” asked Sop Henry.
-Sop, with the Nailer and the Wop, had joined Tony in the door. “Perhaps
-there's somethin' doin' over at th' Elizabeth Street station, an' the
-wardman's passed th' monks th' tip.”
-
-“Nothin' in that,” responded Tony, confidently. “Wouldn't I be put wise,
-too?”
-
-Marvelling much, Tony fastened his door, and joined old Jimmy, Pretty
-Agnes and the others in the rear room. When he got there, he found old
-Jimmy sniffing with suspicious nose, and swearing he smelled gas.
-
-“One of your pipes is leakin', Tony,” said Jimmy, “leakin' for fair,
-too, or I'm a Dago!”
-
-Tony, in refutation, called attention to a patent truth. He used
-electric light, not gas.
-
-“But they use gas upstairs,” he added. Then, half-anxiously; “It can't
-be some hop-head has blown out the gas?”
-
-The thought was enough to start the Dropper, ever full of enterprise.
-
-“Let's have a look,” said he. “Nailer you an' th' Wop come wit' me.”
-
-Tony again opened the front door, and the Dropper, followed by the Wop
-and the Nailer, filed into the stairway that led to the floor above.
-They made noise enough, blundering and stumbling in the sudden hurry of
-spirit which had gripped them. As they reached the landing near Mike's
-door, the odor of gas was even more pronounced than in Tony's rear room.
-
-The hall was blind black with the thick darkness that filled it.
-
-“How about this?” queried the Dropper. “I thought a gas jet was always
-boinin' in th' hall.”
-
-The Dropper, growing fearful, hung back. With that, the Wop pushed
-forward and took the lead. Only for a moment. Giving a cry, he sprang
-back with such sudden force that he sent the Dropper headlong down the
-stairs.
-
-“Th' Virgin save us!” exclaimed the Wop, “but I touched somethin' soft!”
-
-“What's th' row?” demanded Tony, coming to the foot of the stairs.
-
-At the Dropper's request, Tony brought a candle, used by him in
-excursions to those crypts wherein he kept his whiskey.
-
-In a moment all was plain. That something soft which had so told upon
-the Wop was a rubber tube. There was a gas jet in the hall. One end
-of the rubber tube had been fastened over the gas jet, and the other
-stuffed into the keyhole of Mike's door. Trap arranged, the gas had been
-set flowing full blast.
-
-“Well, what do youse think of that?” exclaimed Tony, who understood at a
-glance.
-
-With one swift move, Tony turned off the gas and tore away the rubber
-tube. There was no talk of keys. He placed his powerful shoulder against
-the door, and sent it crashing. The out-rush of gas drove them, choking
-and gasping, into the open air.
-
-“Take it from me,” said the Dropper, as soon as he could get his breath,
-“they've croaked Mike.”
-
-“But the window,” urged the Nailer; “mebbe Mike has the window open!”
-
-“Not a chance!” retorted the Dropper. “No one has his window up while he
-hits th' pipe. They don't jibe, fresh air an' dope.”
-
-The Dropper was right. Big Mike, stark and still and yellow, lay dead in
-his bed--the last place his friends would have anticipated--poisoned by
-gas.
-
-“Better notify th' cops,” advised Jimmy, the practical.
-
-“Who did it?” sobbed Pretty Agnes. “Mike never handed it to himself.”.
-
-“Who did it?” repeated the Dropper, bitterly. “Th' chinks did it. It's
-for Low Foo's laundry.”
-
-“You're down wrong, Dropper,” said old Jimmy. “It's that Ling Tchen
-trick. I knew them Hip Sings would get Mike.”
-
-
-
-
-XII.--THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON
-
-
-The jury returned a verdict of guilty. Thereupon the judge, fixing
-Ellison with hard and thoughtful eye, gave him “from eight to twenty
-years.” When a man gets “from eight to twenty years” he is worth writing
-about. He would be worth writing about, even though it had been for such
-crimes of the commonplace as poke-getting at a ferry or sticking up a
-drunken sailor. And Ellison was found guilty of manslaughter.
-
-Razor Riley would have been sentenced along with Ellison, only he had
-conveniently died. When the Gophers gather themselves together, they
-give various versions of Razor Riley's taking off. Some say he perished
-of pneumonia. Others lay it to a bullet in his careless mouth. In any
-case, he was dead, and therefore couldn't, in the nature of things,
-accompany Ellison to Sing Sing.
-
-Razor was a little one-hundred-and-ten-pound man, with weak muscles and
-a heart of fire. He had, razorwise, cut and slashed his way into
-much favorable mention, when that pneumonia or bullet--whichever it
-was--stopped short his career.
-
-While the width of the city apart, he and Ellison were ever friends.
-They drank together, fought together, and held their foes as they held
-their money, in common.
-
-When the jury said “Guilty,” it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
-His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that “from eight
-to-twenty years.” He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised
-to save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to
-return. Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore.
-Lured by false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to
-get “from eight to twenty years!” Cray and Savage rounded him up. All
-his life a cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a
-battle, had he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of
-sand were the promises of politicians!
-
-My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson
-Market court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of
-March, and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench.
-Ellison and Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed
-in the door of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated
-Italian, and in the language of the officer who made the collar, “didn't
-do a thing to it.”
-
-“They are guilty, your honor,” said their lawyer, manner deprecatory
-and full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial
-heart--“they are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They
-had been celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps,
-your honor, and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere
-truth, your honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating
-the glorious day, they really didn't know what they were about.”
-
-The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
-mercy of an enlightened court.
-
-Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
-Italian broke forth.
-
-“Don't I get-a my chance, judge?” he called out. “Certainly,” returned
-Magistrate Corrigan, “what is it you want to say?”
-
-“Judge, that-a guy”--pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer--“he
-say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a
-they do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they
-knock-a th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th'
-macaws, but”--here his voice rose to a screech--“they nevair touch-a th'
-bear.”
-
-Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
-while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys
-and macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge
-cinnamon bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently
-plowed 'round the bear.
-
-“Twenty-five and costs!” said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching
-the corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the
-lawyer, who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: “Not a word. Your
-people get off very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men
-didn't know what they were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is
-highly convincing.”
-
-When a gentleman goes to Sing Sing for longer than five years, it is
-Gangland good manners to speak of him in the past tense. Thus, then,
-shall I speak of Ellison. His name, properly laid down, was James
-Ellison. As, iron on wrists, a deputy at his elbow, he stepped aboard
-the train, he gave his age as thirty-nine.
-
-His monaker of Biff came to him in the most natural way in the world.
-Gangland is ever ready to bestow a title. Therefore, when a recalcitrant
-customer of Fat Flynn's, having quaffed that publican's beer and then
-refused to pay for it, was floored as flat as a flounder by a round
-blow from Ellison's fist, Gangland, commemorating the event, renamed him
-Biff.
-
-Ellison was in his angular, awkward twenties when he made his initial
-appearance along the Bowery. He came from Maryland, no one knew why and
-a youthful greenness would have got him laughed at, had it not been for
-a look in his eye which suggested that while he might be green he might
-be game.
-
-Having little education and no trade Ellison met existence by hiring out
-as bar-keeper to Fat Flynn, who kept a grog shop of singular vileness
-at 34 Bond. Its beer glasses were vulgarly large, its frequenters of the
-rough-neck school. But it was either work in Flynn's or carry a hod, and
-Ellison, who was not fanatically fond of hard labor, and preferred
-to seek his bread along lines of least resistance, instantly and
-instinctively resolved on the side of Flynn's.
-
-Gangland is much more given to boxing gloves than books, and the
-conversation at Flynn's, as it drifted across the bar to Ellison--busy
-drawing beer--was more calculated to help his hands than help his head.
-Now and then, to be sure, there would come one who, like Slimmy, had
-acquired a stir education, that is, a knowledge of books such as may
-be picked up in prison; but for the most those whom Ellison met, in the
-frothy course of business, were not the ones to feed his higher nature
-or elevate his soul. It was a society where the strong man was the best
-man, and only fist-right prevailed.
-
-Ellison was young, husky, with length of reach and plenty of hitting
-power, and, as the interests of Flynn demanded, he bowed to his
-environment and beat up many a man. There were those abroad in Bond
-Street whom he could not have conquered. But, commonly sober and
-possessed besides of inborn gifts as a matchmaker, he had no trouble
-in avoiding these. The folks whom he hooked up with were of the _genus_
-cinch, _species_ pushover, and proceeding carefully he built up in time
-a standing for valor throughout all the broad regions lying between
-Fourteenth Street and City Hall Park.
-
-Let it be said that Ellison had courage. It was his prudence which
-taught him to hold aloof from the tough ones. Now and then, when a tough
-one did insist on war, Ellison never failed to bear himself with spirit.
-Only he preferred to win easily, with little exertion and no injury
-to his nose and eyes. For Ellison, proud of his appearance, was by
-Gangland's crude standards the glass of fashion and the mould of
-form, and flourished the idol of the ladies. Also, a swollen nose or a
-discolored eye is of no avail in winning hearts.
-
-Every dispenser of beer is by way of being a power in politics. Some
-soar higher, some with weaker wing--that is a question of genius. One
-sells beer and makes himself chief of Tammany Hall. Another rises on
-the tides of beer to a district leadership. Still others--and it is here
-that Ellison comes in--find their lower beery level as Tammany's
-shoulder-hitting aides.
-
-In the last rôle, Ellison was of value to Tammany Hall. Wherefore,
-whenever he fell into the fingers of the police--generally for
-assault--the machine cast over him the pinion of its prompt protection.
-As the strong-arm pet of the organization, he punched and slugged,
-knocked down and dragged out, and did all these in safety. Some
-soft-whispering politician was sure to show a magistrate--all ears--that
-the equities were on the side of Ellison, and what black eyes or broken
-noses had been distributed went where they truly belonged and would do
-the most Tammany good.
-
-In his double role of beer dispenser and underthug of politics, Ellison
-stood high in Gangland opinion. From Flynn's in Bond Street he went to
-Pickerelle's in Chrystie Street. Then he became the presiding influence
-at a dive of more than usual disrepute kept by one Landt, which had
-flung open its dingy doors in Forsyth Street near Houston.
-
-Ellison' took an impressive upward step at this time. That is, he
-nearly killed a policeman. Nicely timing matters so that the officer was
-looking the other way, he broke a bottle over the blue-coat's head. The
-blue-coat fell senseless to the floor. Once down and helpless, Ellison
-hoofed him after the rules of Gangland, which teach that only fools are
-fair, until the hoofed one was a pick-up for an ambulance.
-
-The officer spent two weeks in a hospital cot, Ellison two hours in
-a station house cell. The politicians closed the officer's mouth, and
-opened Ellison's cell. The officer got well after a while, and he and
-Ellison grew to be good friends. The politicians said that there
-was nothing in it for either the officer or Ellison to remain at
-loggerheads. No man may write himself “politician” who does not combine
-the strength to prosecute a war, with the wisdom to conclude a peace.
-Hence, at the command of the politicians, Ellison and the smitten
-officer struck hands, and pooled their differences.
-
-Ellison, smooth-faced, high-featured, well-dressed, a Gangland cavalier,
-never married. Or if he did he failed to mention it. He was not a
-moll-buzzer; no one could accuse him of taking money from a woman. He
-lived by the ballot and the bung-starter. In addition once a year he
-gave a racket, tinder the auspices of what he called the “Biff Ellison
-Association,” and as his fame increased his profits from a single racket
-were known to reach $2,000.
-
-At one time Ellison challenged fortune as part proprietor of Paresis
-Hall, which sink of sin, as though for contrast, had been established
-within the very shadow of Cooper Union. Terminating his connection with
-Paresis Hall, he lived a life of leisure between Chick Tricker's Park
-Row “store” and Nigger Mike's at Number Twelve Pell.
-
-Occasionally he so far unbuckled as to escort some lady to or from
-Sharkey's in Fourteenth Street. Not as a lobbygow; not for any
-ill-odored fee of fifty cents. But as a gentleman might, and out of
-sheer politeness. The law, as enforced from Mulberry Street, was prone
-to take a narrow view of ladies who roamed alone the midnight streets.
-The gallant Ellison was pleasantly willing to save night-bound dames of
-his acquaintance from this annoyance. That was all.
-
-Who has not heard of the celebrated Paul Kelly? Once upon a time, a
-good woman reading a newspaper saw reference to Paul Kelly in some
-interesting connection. She began to burn with curiosity; she wanted to
-meet Paul Kelly, and said so to her husband. Since her husband had been
-brought up to obey her in all things, he made no objection.
-
-Guided by a pathfinder from the Central Office, the gentleman went forth
-to find Paul Kelly, his wife on his arm. They entered Lyon's restaurant
-in the Bowery; the place was crowded. Room was made for them at a table
-by squeezing in three chairs. The lady looked about her. Across, stale
-and fat and gone to seed, sat an ex-eminent of the prize ring. At
-his elbow was a stocky person, with a visage full of wormwood and a
-chrysanthemum ear. He of the ear was given to misguided volubilities,
-more apt to startle than delight.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly looked at the champion gone
-to sulky seed, listened to the misguided conversationist with the
-chrysanthemum ear, and wished she hadn't come. She might have been
-driven from the field, had it not been for a small, dark personage, with
-black eyes and sallow cheeks, who sat next her on the left. His voice
-was low and not alarming; his manner bland but final. And he took quiet
-and quieting charge of the other two.
-
-The dark, sallow little man led those two others in the wordy way they
-should go. When the talk of him of the unsatisfactory ear approached
-the Elizabethan so closely as to inspire terror, he put him softly yet
-sufficiently back in his hole. Also, when not thus employed, in holding
-down the conversational lid, he talked French to one man, Italian to
-another, English to all. Purringly polite, Chesterfield might have
-studied him with advantage.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly was so taken with the little dark
-man's easy mastery of the situation, that she forgot the object of the
-expedition. When she was again in the street, and had drawn a deep,
-clear breath or two of long relief, she expressed astonishment that one
-possessed of so much grace and fineness, so full of cultured elegancies,
-should be discovered in such coarse surroundings.
-
-“Surely, he doesn't belong there,” she said. “Who is he?”
-
-“Who is he?” repeated the Central Office delegate in a discouraged tone.
-“I thought your hubby wised you up. That's Paul Kelly.”
-
-Paul Kelly owned the New Brighton in Great Jones Street. One evening, as
-the orchestra was tuning its fiddles for the final _valse_, a sudden but
-exhaustive bombardment then and there broke loose. In the hot midst of
-it, some cool hand turned off the lights. They were never again turned
-on. The guests departed through window and by way of door, and did not
-come back. It was the end of the New Brighton.
-
-Gangland, which can talk betimes, can also keep a secret. Coax, cozen,
-cross-question as you will, you cannot worm from it the secret of that
-New Brighton bombardment. Ask, and every one is silent. There is a
-silence which is empty, there is a silence which is full. Those who will
-not tell why the New Brighton was shot up that night are silent with the
-silence which is full.
-
-As usual, the Central Office is not without its theories. The Central
-Office is often without the criminal, but never without the explanation.
-One Mulberry Street whisper declared that it was a war over a woman,
-without saying which woman. Another whisper insisted that money lay at
-the roots of the business, without saying what money. Still another ran
-to the effect that it was one of those hit-or-miss mix-ups, in their
-sort extemporaneous, in their up-come inexplicable, the distinguishing
-mark of which is an utter lack of either rhyme or reason.
-
-One officer with whom I talked pointed to Ellison and Harrington as the
-principals. Paul Kelly, he said, was drawn into it as incident to his
-proprietorship of the New Brighton, while the redoubtable Razor became
-part of the picture only through his friendship for Ellison. Another
-officer, contradicting, argued that there had been a feud of long
-standing between Razor and Paul Kelly; that Ellison was there in Razor's
-behalf, and Harrington got killed because he butted in. Both officers
-agreed that the rumpus had nothing to do with Eat-'em-up-Jack's run in
-with Chick Tricker, then sundry months astern, or the later lead-pipe
-wiping out of Jack.
-
-The story of the taking off of Eat-'em-up-Jack has already been told.
-The New Brighton missed Jack. He whom Paul Kelly brought to fill his
-place no more than just rattled about in it. The new sheriff did not
-possess Jack's nice knowledge of dance hall etiquette, and his blackjack
-lacked decision. Some even think that had Jack been there that night,
-what follows might never have occurred at all. As said one who held this
-view:
-
-“If Eat-'em-up-Jack had been holdin' down th' floor, th' New Brighton
-wouldn't have looked so easy to Biff an' Razor, an' they might have
-passed it up.”
-
-The dancing floor of the New Brighton was crowded with Gangland chivalry
-and fashion. Out in the bar, where waiters came rushing bearing trays of
-empty glasses to presently rushingly retire loaded to the beery guards,
-sat Paul Kelly and a select bevy. The talk was of business mixed with
-politics, for a campaign was being waged.
-
-“After election,” said Paul, “I'm going to close up this joint. I've got
-enough; I'm going to pack in.”
-
-“What's th' row?” asked Slimmy, who had drawn up a chair.
-
-“There's too much talking,” returned Paul. “Only the other day a bull
-was telling me that I'm credited with being the first guy along the
-Bowery to carry a gun.”
-
-“He's crazy,” broke in Harrington, who with the lovely Goldie Cora had
-joined the group. “There were cannisters by the ton along the Bowery
-before ever you was pupped.”
-
-The Irish Wop, whose mind ran altogether upon politics, glanced up from
-a paper.
-
-“Spakin' av th' campaign,” said he, “how comes it things is so quiet? No
-one givin' th' banks a bawlin' out, no one soakin' th' railroads, no one
-handin' th' hot wallops to th' trusts! Phwat's gone wrong wit' 'em?
-I've found but wan man--jusht wan--bein' th' skate who's writin' in th'
-pa-a-aper here,”--and the Wop held up the paper as Exhibit A--“who acts
-loike he has somethin' to hand out. Lishten: After buck-dancin' a
-bit, he ups and calls Willyum Jinnins Bryan th' 'modern Brutus,' says
-'Cæsarism is abroad,' an' that Willyum Jinnins is th' only laddybuck who
-can put it on th' bum.”
-
-“It's one of them hot-air students,” said Harrington.
-
-“But about this Brutus-Cæsar thing? Are they wit' th' organization?”
-
-“It's what a swell mouth-piece like Bourke Cock-ran calls a 'figger
-of speech',” interjected Slimmy, ever happy to be heard concerning the
-ancients. “Cesar an' Brutus were a couple of long-ago Dagoes. Accordin'
-to th' dope they lived an' croaked two thousand years ago.”
-
-“Only a pair av old wops, was they! An' dead an' gone at that! Sure I
-thought be th' way this writin' gezebo carried on about 'em they was
-right here on th' job, cuttin' ice. An' they're nothin' more'n a brace
-av old dead Guineas after all!”
-
-The Wop mused a moment over the unprofitable meanness of the discovery.
-Then his curiosity began to brighten up a trifle.
-
-“How did yez come to be so hep to 'em, Slimmy?”
-
-“Be studyin'--how-else? An' then there's Counsellor Noonan. You ought
-to hear him when he gets to goin' about Brutus and Cæsar an' th' rest
-of th' Roman fleet. To hear Noonan you'd think he had been one of their
-pals.”
-
-“Th' Counsellor's from Latrim,” said the Wop; “I'm a Mayo man meself.
-An' say, thim Latrim la-a-ads are th' born liars. Still, as long as the
-Counsellor's talkin' about phwat happened two thousand years ago, yez
-can chance a bet on him. It's only when he's repo-o-rtin' th' evints av
-yisterday he'll try to hand yez a lemon.”
-
-“I wisht I was as wise as youse, Slimmy,” said Goldie Cora, wistfully
-rubbing her delicate nose. “It must be dead swell to know about Cæsar
-an' th' rest of them dubs.”
-
-“If they was to show up now,” hazarded the Wop, “thim ould fellies 'ud
-feel like farmers.”
-
-“Oh, I don't know,” observed Slimmy: “they was lyin', cheatin',
-swindlin', snitchin', double-crossin' an' givin' each other th'
-rinkey-dink in th' old days same as now. This Cæsar, though, must have
-been a stiff proposition. He certainly woke up young! When he's only
-nineteen, he toins out one mornin', yawns, puts on his everyday toga,
-rambles down town, an' makes a hurrah touch for five million of dollars.
-Think of it!--five million!--an' him not twenty! He certainly was a
-producer--Cæsar was!”
-
-“Well, I should yell,” assented Harrington.
-
-“An' then phwat?” asked the Wop.
-
-“This what,” said Slimmy. “Havin' got his wad together, Cæsar starts
-in to light up Rome, an' invites the push to cut in. When he's got 'em
-properly keyed up, he goes into the forum an' says, 'Am I it?' An' the
-gang yells, 'You're it'!”
-
-“Cæsar could go some,” commented Goldie Cora, admiringly.
-
-“Rome's a republic then,” Slimmy went on, “an' Cæsar has himself elected
-the main squeeze. He declares for a wide-open town; his war cry is 'No
-water! No gas! No police!'”
-
-“Say, he was a live one!” broke in Harrington; “he was Rome's Big Tim!”
-
-“Listen!” commanded Goldie Cora, shaking her yellow head at Harrington.
-“Go on, Slimmy.”
-
-“About this time Brutus commences to show in th' runnin'. Brutus is
-th' head of th' Citizens' Union, an' him an' his fellow mugwumps put
-in their time bluffin' an' four-flushin' 'round about reform. They had
-everybody buffaloed, except Cæsar. Brutus is for closin' th' saloons,
-puttin' th' smother on horse racin', an' wants every Roman kid who plays
-baseball Sunday pinched.”
-
-“He gives me a pain!” complained Goldie Cora.
-
-“An' mind you, all th' time Brutus is graftin' with both hooks. He's
-in on the Aqueduct; he manages a forty per cent, hold out on the Appian
-way; an' what long green he has loose he loans to needy skates in Spain
-at pawn shop rates, an' when they don't kick in he uses the legions to
-collect. Brutus is down four ways from the jack on everything in sight.
-Nothin's calculated to embarrass him but a pair of mittens.”
-
-“An' at that,” remarked Harrington, who had a practical knowledge of
-politics, “him an' his mugwump bunch didn't have nothin' on th' New
-York reformers. Do youse guys remember when the city bought th' ferries?
-There was------”
-
-“I'd sooner hear Slimmy,” said Goldie Cora.
-
-“Me too,” agreed the Wop.
-
-Slimmy looked flattered. “Well, then,” he continued, “all this time
-Caesar is the big screech, an' it makes Brutus so sore he gets to be a
-bug. So he starts to talkin'. 'This Cæsar guy,' says Brutus, 'won't do.'
-
-“'Right you be,' says Cassius, who's always been a kicker. 'That's what
-I've been tellin' you lobsters from th' jump.'
-
-“With this an old souse named Casca sits up, an' says he ain't seen
-nothin' wrong about Cæsar.
-
-“'Oh, roll over!' says Cassius. 'Why even the newsboys are on. You know
-Cæsar's wardman--that fresh baby, Mark Antony? It's ribbed up right now
-that at th' Lupercal he's to hand Cæsar a crown.'
-
-“Casca an' th' other bone-heads turns to Brutus.
-
-“'Yes,' says Brutus, answerin' their looks; 'Cassius has got good
-information. He's givin' youse th' correct steer.'”
-
-“An' did Cæsar cop off the crown?” asked Goldie Cora, eagerly.
-
-Slimmy shook his head.
-
-“Th' Lupercal comes 'round,” said he, “an' Mark Antony is there with
-bells on. He makes a funny crack or two about a crown, but nothin'
-goes. Th' wind-up is that Brutus, Cassius, Casca, an' th' rest of th'
-Citizens' Union, gang Cæsar later in th' forum, go at him with their
-chives, an' cut an' slash till his hide won't hold his principles.”
-
-“An' wasn't there,” demanded the Wop, with heat, “so much as wan
-strong-arm la-a-ad up at Cæsar's end av th' alley, wit' th' nerve to git
-even?”
-
-“Never fear!” returned Slimmy, reassuringly; “th' day they plant Cæsar,
-Mark Antony goes in to make th' funeral spiel. He's th' Roman Senator
-Grady, Mark Antony is, an' he burns 'em up. Brutus an' his bunch get th'
-tip up at their club house, an' take it on th' run. With that, Cæsar's
-gang gets to goin', an' they stand Rome on its nut from the Capitoline
-Hill to the Tarpeian Rock. Brutus an' the' other mugwumps gets it where
-th' baby wore th' beads, an' there ain't been a Seth Low or a Fulton
-Cutting along th' Tiber from that day to this. Oh, they've got us left
-standin' sideways, them Guineas have, in some things.”
-
-About the time Slimmy began his lucid setting forth of Brutus, Cæsar and
-their political differences, Ellison and Razor, down at Nigger Mike's in
-Pell Street, were laying their heads together. A bottle of whiskey stood
-between them, for they required inspiration. There were forty people
-in the room, some dancing, some drinking, some talking. But no one came
-near Ellison and Razor, for their manner showed that they did not wish
-to be disturbed. As the Nailer observed, “They had a hen on,” and when
-gentlemen have a hen on they prefer being quiet.
-
-“I've no use for Paul Kelly,” whispered Razor in response to some remark
-of Ellison's. “You bet he knows enough not to show his snout along
-Eighth Avenue. He'd get it good if he did.”
-
-“My notion,” said Ellison, “is to turn th' trick right now.”
-
-“Just th' two of us?”
-
-“Why not?”
-
-“He'd have his guerillas; youse have got to figure on that.”
-
-“They wouldn't stand th' gaff. It's the difference between guys who
-knows what they wants, and guys who don't. Once we started, they'd tear
-th' side out the Brighton in the get-away.”
-
-“All right,” said Razor, bringing down his hand; “I'm wit' you.”
-
-“Just a moment,” and Ellison motioned Razor back into his chair. “If
-Paul's dancin', we must stall him into th' bar. I don't want to hoit any
-of them skirts.”
-
-It was the delightful habit of Slimmy, on the tail of one of his
-lectures, to order beer for his hearers. That's why he was listened to
-with so much interest. Were every lecturer to adopt Slimmy's plan, he
-would never fail of an audience. Also, his fame would grow.
-
-Slimmy, having finished with Cæsar and the others, had just signed up
-to the waiter to go his merry rounds, when Ellison and Razor slipped in
-from the street. Their hands were on their guns, their eyes on Kelly.
-
-Harrington saw it coming.
-
-“Your gatt, Paul, your gatt!” he shouted.
-
-The rule in Gangland is to let every man kill his own snakes.
-Harrington's conduct crowded hard upon the gross. It so disgusted Razor
-that, to show Harrington what he thought of it, he half turned and laced
-a bullet through his brain.
-
-“Now you've got something of your own to occupy your mind,” quoth Razor.
-
-Ellison was too old a practitioner to be drawn aside by the Harrington
-episode. He devoted himself unswervingly to Paul Kelly. Ellison's first
-bullet cut a hole through Kelly's coat and did no further harm. The
-lights were switched out at this crisis, and what shooting followed came
-off in the dark. There was plenty of it. The air seemed sown as thickly
-full of little yellow spits of flame as an August swamp of fireflies.
-Even so, it didn't last. It was as short lived as a July squall at sea.
-There was one thunder and lightning moment, during which the pistols
-flashed and roared, and then--stillness and utter silence!
-
-It was fairish pistol practice when you consider conditions. Paul Kelly
-had three bullets in him when four weeks later he asked the coppers to
-come and get him. He had been up in Harlem somewhere lying low. And you
-are not to forget Harrington. There were other casualties, also, which
-the police and politicians worked hand in hand to cover up.
-
-Five minutes went by after the shooting; ten minutes!--no one was in a
-hurry. At last a policeman arrived. He might have come sooner, but the
-New Brighton was a citadel of politics. Would you have had him lose his
-shield?
-
-The policeman felt his official way into the barroom:--empty as a drum,
-dark as the inside of a cow!
-
-He struck a match. By its pale and little light he made out the dead
-Harrington on the floor. Not a living soul, not even Goldie Cora!
-
-Goldie Cora?
-
-Said that practical damsel, when the matter was put up to her by Big
-Kitty, who being sentimental called Goldie Cora a quitter for leaving
-her dead love lying in his blood, “What good could I do? If I'd stuck
-I'd have got pinched; an' then--me in th' Tombs--I'd have stood a swell
-chance, I don't chink, of bein' at Bill's funeral.”
-
-
-THE END.
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-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
-
-By Alfred Henry Lewis
-
-Author of "Wolfville,"
-
-"The Boss, Peggy O'Neal,"
-
-"The Sunset Trail,"
-
-"The Throwback,"
-
-"The Story of Paul Jones," etc.
-
-M. A. Donohue & Company
-
-Chicago New York
-
-1912
-
-[Illustration: 0001]
-
-[Illustration: 0005]
-
-
-TO
-
-ARTHUR WEST LITTLE
-
-
-These stories are true in name and time and place. None of them in its
-incident happened as far away as three years ago. They were written to
-show you how the other half live--in New York. I had them direct from
-the veracious lips of the police. The gangsters themselves contributed
-sundry details.
-
-You will express amazement as you read that they carry so slight an
-element of Sing Sing and the Death Chair. Such should have been no doubt
-the very proper and lawful climax of more than one of them, and would
-were it not for what differences subsist between a moral and a legal
-certainty. The police know many things they cannot prove in court, the
-more when the question at bay concerns intimately, for life or death, a
-society where the "snitch" is an abomination and to "squeal" the single
-great offense.
-
-Besides, you are not to forget the politician, who in defense of a
-valuable repeater palsies police effort with the cold finger of his
-interference. With apologies to that order, the three links of the
-Odd Fellows are an example of the policeman, the criminal and the
-politician. The latter is the middle link, and holds the other two
-together while keeping them apart.
-
-Alfred Henry Lewis. New York City, Dec. 22, 1911.
-
-
-
-
-
-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-I.--EAT-'EM-UP JACK
-
-
-Chick Tricker kept a house of call at One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park
-Row. There he sold strong drink, wine and beer, mostly beer, and the
-thirsty sat about at sloppy tables and enjoyed themselves. When night
-came there was music, and those who would--and could--arose and danced.
-One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park Row was in recent weeks abolished. The
-Committee of Fourteen, one of those restless moral influences so common
-in New York, complained to the Powers of Excise and had the license
-revoked.
-
-It was a mild February evening. The day shift had gone off watch at One
-Hundred and Twenty-eight, leaving the night shift in charge, and--all
-things running smoothly--Tricker decided upon an evening out. It might
-have been ten o'clock when, in deference to that decision, he stepped
-into the street. It was commencing to snow--flakes as big and soft and
-clinging as a baby's hand. Not that Tricker--hardy soul--much minded
-snow.
-
-Tricker, having notions about meeting Indian Louie, swung across to
-Roosevelt Street. Dodging down five steps, he opened the door of a dingy
-wine-cellar. It was the nesting-place of a bevy of street musicians,
-a dozen of whom were scattered about, quaffing chianti. Their harps,
-fiddles and hand-organs had been chucked into corners, and a general air
-of relaxation pervaded the scene. The room was blue with smoke, rich
-in the odor of garlic, and, since the inmates all talked at once, there
-arose a prodigious racket.
-
-Near where Tricker seated himself reposed a hand-organ. Crouched against
-it was a little, mouse-hued monkey, fast asleep. The day's work had
-told on him. 'Fatigued of much bowing and scraping for coppers, the
-diminutive monkey slept soundly. Not all the hubbub served to shake the
-serene profundity of his dreams.
-
-Tricker idly gave the handle of the organ a twist. Perhaps three notes
-were elicited. It was enough. The little monkey was weary, but he knew
-the voice and heard in it a trumpet-call to duty. With the earliest
-squeak he sprang up--winking, blinking--and, doffing his small red hat,
-began begging for pennies. Tricker gave him a dime, not thinking it
-right to disturb his slumbers for nothing. The mouse-hued one tucked it
-away in some recondite pocket of his scanty jacket, and then, the organ
-having lapsed into silence, curled up for another snooze.
-
-Tricker paid for his glass of wine, and--since he saw nothing of Indian
-Louie, and as a source of interest had exhausted the monkey--lounged off
-into the dark.
-
-In Chatham Square Tricker met a big-chested policeman. Tricker knew the
-policeman, having encountered him officially. As the latter strutted
-along, a small, mustard-colored dog came crouching at his heels.
-
-"What's the dog for?" Tricker asked.
-
-Being in an easy mood, the trivial possessed a charm.
-
-The policeman bent upon the little dog a benign eye. The little dog
-glanced up shyly, wagging a wistful tail.
-
-"He's lost," vouchsafed the policeman, "and he's put it up to me to find
-out where he lives." He explained that all lost dogs make hot-foot
-for the nearest policeman. "They know what a cop is for," said the
-big-chested one. Then, to the little dog: "Come on, my son; we'll land
-you all right yet."
-
-Tricker continued his stroll. At Doyers Street and the Bowery he
-entered Barney Flynn's. There were forty customers hanging about. These
-loiterers were panhandlers of low degree; they were beneath the notice
-of Tricker, who was a purple patrician of the gangs. One of them could
-have lived all day on a quarter. It meant bed--ten cents--and three
-glasses of beer, each with a free lunch which would serve as a meal.
-Bowery beer is sold by the glass; but the glass holds a quart. The
-Bowery has refused to be pinched by the beer trust.
-
-In Flynn's was the eminent Chuck Connors, his head on his arm and his
-arm on a table. Intoxicated? Perish the thought! Merely taking his usual
-forty winks after dinner, which repast had consisted of four beef-stews.
-Tricker gave him a facetious thump on the back, but he woke in a bilious
-mood, full of haughtiness and cold reserve.
-
-There is a notable feature in Flynn's. The East Side is in its way
-artistic. Most of the places are embellished with pictures done on the
-walls, presumably by the old monsters of the _Police News_. On the rear
-wall of Flynn's is a portrait of Washington on a violent white horse.
-The Father of his Country is in conventional blue and buff, waving a
-vehement blade.
-
-"Who is it?" demanded Proprietor Flynn of the artist, when first brought
-to bay by the violent one on the horse.
-
-"Who is it?" retorted the artist indignantly. "Who should it be but
-Washin'ton, the Father of his Country?"
-
-"Washin'ton?" repeated Flynn. "Who's Washin'ton?"
-
-"Don't you know who Washin'ton is? Say, you ought to go to night school!
-Washin'ton's th' duck who frees this country from th' English."
-
-"An' he bate th' English, did he? I can well be-lave it! Yez can see be
-th' face of him he's a brave man." Then, following a rapt silence: "Say,
-I'll tell ye what! Paint me a dead Englishman right down there be his
-horse's fut, an' I'll give ye foor dollars more."
-
-The generous offer was accepted, and the foreground enriched with a dead
-grenadier.
-
-Coming out of Flynn's, Tricker went briefly into the Chinese Theater.
-The pig-tailed audience, sitting on the backs of the chairs with their
-feet in the wooden seats, were enjoying the performance hugely. Tricker
-listened to the dialogue but a moment; it was unsatisfactory and sounded
-like a cat-fight.
-
-In finding his way out of Doyers Street, Tricker stopped for a moment
-in a little doggery from which came the tump-tump of a piano and the
-scuffle of a dance. The room, not thirty feet long, was cut in two by
-a ramshackle partition. On the grimy wall hung a placard which carried
-this moderate warning:
-
-[Illustration: 0018]
-
-The management seemed to be in the hands of a morose personage, as red
-as a boiled lobster, who acted behind the bar. The piano was of that
-flat, tin-pan tone which bespeaks the veteran. It was drummed upon by
-a bleary virtuoso, who at sight of Tricker--for whose favor he
-yearned--began banging forth a hurly-burly that must have set on edge
-the teeth of every piano in the vicinity. The darky who was dancing
-redoubled his exertions. Altogether, Tricker's entrance was not without
-_clat_. Not that he seemed impressed as, flinging himself into a chair,
-he listlessly called for apollinaris.
-
-"What do youse pay him?" asked Tricker of the boiled barkeeper,
-indicating as he did so the hardworking colored person.
-
-"Pad-money!"--with a slighting glance. "Pad-money; an' it's twict too
-much."
-
-Pad-money means pay for a bed.
-
-"Well, I should say so!" coincided Tricker, with the weary yet lofty
-manner of one who is a judge.
-
-In one corner were two women and a trio of men. The men were thieves of
-the cheap grade known as lush-workers. These beasts of prey lie about
-the East Side grog shops, and when some sailor ashore leaves a place,
-showing considerable slant, they tail him and take all he has. They will
-plunder their victim in sight of a whole street. No one will tell. The
-first lesson of Gangland is never to inform nor give evidence. One
-who does is called snitch; and the wages of the snitch is death. The
-lush-workers pay a percentage of their pillage, to what saloons they
-infest, for the privilege of lying in wait.
-
-Tricker pointed to the younger of the two women--about eighteen, she
-was.
-
-"Two years ago," said Tricker, addressing the boiled barman, "I had her
-pinched an' turned over to the Aid Society. She's so young I thought
-mebby they could save her."
-
-"Save her!" repeated the boiled one in weary disgust. "Youse can't save
-'em. I used to try that meself. That was long ago. Now"--tossing his
-hand with a resigned air--"now, whenever I see a skirt who's goin' to
-hell, I pay her fare."
-
-One of the three men was old and gray of hair. He used to be a gonoph,
-and had worked the rattlers and ferries in his youth. But he got settled
-a couple of times, and it broke his nerve. There is an age limit in
-pocket-picking. No pickpocket is good after he passes forty years; so
-far, Dr. Osier was right. Children from twelve to fourteen do the best
-work. Their hands are small and steady; their confidence has not been
-shaken by years in prison. There are twenty New York Fagins--the police
-use the Dickens name--training children to pick pockets. These Fagins
-have dummy subjects faked up, their garments covered with tiny bells.
-The pockets are filled--watch, purse, card-case, handkerchief, gloves.
-Not until a pupil can empty every pocket, without ringing a bell, is he
-fit to go out into the world and look for boobs.
-
-"If Indian Louie shows up," remarked Tricker to the boiled-lobster
-barman, as he made ready to go, "tell him to blow 'round tomorry evenin'
-to One Hundred and Twenty-eight."
-
-Working his careless way back to the Bowery, Tricker strolled north
-to where that historic thoroughfare merges into Third Avenue. In Great
-Jones Street, round the corner from Third Avenue, Paul Kelly kept the
-New Brighton. Tricker decided to look in casually upon this hall of
-mirth, and--as one interested--study trade conditions. True, there was
-a coolness between himself and Kelly, albeit, both being of the Five
-Points, they were of the same tribe. What then? As members of the gang
-nobility, had they not won the right to nurse a private feud? De Bracy
-and Bois Guilbert were both Crusaders, and yet there is no record of any
-lost love between them.
-
-In the roll of gang honor Kelly's name was written high. Having been
-longer and more explosively before the public, his fame was even greater
-than Tricker's. There was, too, a profound background of politics to
-the New Brighton. It was strong with Tammany Hall, and, per incident,
-in right with the police. For these double reasons of Kelly's fame, and
-that atmosphere of final politics which invested it, the New Brighton
-was deeply popular. Every foot of dancing floor was in constant demand,
-while would-be merry-makers, crowded off for want of room, sat in a
-triple fringe about the walls.
-
-Along one side of the dancing room was ranged a row of tables. A young
-person, just struggling into gang notice, relinquished his chair at one
-of these to Tricker. This was in respectful recognition of the exalted
-position in Gangland held by Tricker. Tricker unbent toward the young
-person in a tolerant nod, and accepted his submissive politeness as
-though doing him a favor. Tricker was right. His notice, even such as it
-was, graced and illustrated the polite young person in the eyes of all
-who beheld it, and identified him as one of whom the future would hear.
-
-Every East Side dance hall has a sheriff, who acts as floor manager and
-settles difficult questions of propriety. It often happens that, in an
-excess of ardor and a paucity of room, two couples in their dancing seek
-to occupy the same space on the floor. He who makes two blades of grass
-grow where but one grew before, may help his race and doubtless does.
-The rule, however, stops with grass and does not reach to dancing. He
-who tries to make two couples dance, where only one had danced before,
-but lays the bed-plates of a riot. Where all the gentlemen are spirited,
-and the ladies even more so, the result is certain in its character,
-and in no wise hard to guess. Wherefore the dance hall sheriff is not
-without a mission. Likewise his honorable post is full of peril, and he
-must be of the stern ore from which heroes are forged.
-
-The sheriff of the New Brighton was Eat-'Em-Up-Jack McManus. He had been
-a prize-fighter of more or less inconsequence, but a liking for mixed
-ale and a difficulty in getting to weight had long before cured him of
-that. He had won his _nom de guerre_ on the battle-field, where good
-knights were wont to win their spurs. Meeting one of whose conduct
-he disapproved, he had criticized the offender with his teeth, and
-thereafter was everywhere hailed as Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack wore his honors modestly, as great souls ever do, and
-there occurred nothing at the New Brighton to justify that re-baptism.
-There he preserved the proprieties with a black-jack, and never once
-brought his teeth into play. Did some boor transgress, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack
-collared him, and cast him into the outer darkness of Great Jones
-Street. If the delinquent foolishly resisted, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack emphasized
-that dismissal with his boot. In extreme instances he smote upon him
-with a black-jack--ever worn ready on his wrist, although delicately
-hidden, when not upon active service, in his coat sleeve.
-
-Tricker, drinking seltzer and lemon, sat watching the dancers as they
-swept by. He himself was of too grave a cast to dance; it would have
-mismatched with his position.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who could claim social elevation by virtue of his
-being sheriff, came and stood by Tricker's table. The pair greeted one
-another. Their manner, while marked of a careful courtesy, was distant
-and owned nothing of warmth. The feuds of Kelly were the feuds of
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, and the latter knew that Tricker and Kelly stood not as
-brothers.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack paused by Tricker's table, passing an occasional
-remark with that visitor from Park Row, Bill Harrington with Goldie Cora
-whirled by on the currents of the _Beautiful Blue Danube_. Tricker's
-expert tastes rejected with disfavor the dancing of Goldie Cora.
-
-"I don't like the way she t'rows her feet," he said.
-
-Now Goldie Cora was the belle of the New Brighton. Moreover,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack liked the way she threw her feet, and was honest in
-his admiration. As much might be said of Harrington, who had overheard
-Tricker's remark. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, defending his own judgment, declared
-that Goldie Cora was the sublimation of grace, and danced like a leaf in
-a puff of wind. He closed by discrediting not only the opinion but the
-parentage of Tricker, and advised him to be upon his way lest worse
-happen him.
-
-"Beat it, before I bump me black-jack off your bean!" was the way it was
-sternly put by Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Tricker, cool and undismayed, waved his hand as though brushing aside a
-wearisome insect.
-
-"Can that black-jack guff," he retorted. "Un'er-stan'; your bein' a
-fighter don't get youse nothin' wit' me!"
-
-Harrington came up. Having waltzed the entire length of the _Beautiful
-Blue Danube_, he had abandoned Goldie Cora, and was now prepared to
-personally resent the imputation inherent in Tricker's remark anent that
-fair one's feet.
-
-"He don't like the way you t'row your feet, eh? I'll make him like it."
-
-Thus spake Harrington to Goldie Cora, as he turned from her to seek out
-Tricker.
-
-No, Gangland is not so ceremonious as to demand that you lead the lady
-to a seat. Dance ended, it is good form to leave her sticking in the
-furrow, even as a farmer might his plow, and walk away.
-
-Harrington bitterly added his views to Eat-'Em-Up-Jack's, and something
-was said about croaking Tricker then and there. The threats of
-Harrington, as had those of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, glanced off the cool
-surface of Tricker like the moon's rays off a field of ice. He was
-sublimely indifferent, and didn't so much as get off his chair. Only his
-right hand stole under his coat-skirt in an unmistakable way.
-
-"Why, you big stiff! w'at be youse tryin' to give me?" was his only
-separate notice of Harrington. Then, to both: "Unless you guys is
-lookin' to give th' coroner a job, youse won't start nothin' here. Take
-it from me that, w'en I'm bounced out of a dump like this, the bouncin'
-'ll come off in th' smoke."
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, being neither so quick nor so eloquent as Tricker,
-could only retort, "That's all right! I'll hand you yours before I'm
-done!"
-
-Harrington, after his first outbreak, said nothing, being privily afraid
-of Tricker, and more or less held by the spell of his fell repute.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who feared no man, was kept in check by his obligations
-as sheriff--that, and a sense of duty. True, the situation irked him
-sorely; he felt as though he were in handcuffs. But the present was no
-common case. Tricker would shoot; and a hail of lead down the length
-of the dancing floor meant loss in dollars and cents. This last was
-something which Kelly, always a business man and liking money, would
-be the first to condemn and the last to condone. It would black-eye
-the place; since few care to dance where the ballroom may become a
-battle-field and bullets zip and sing.
-
-"If it was only later!" said Eat-'Em-Up Jack, wistfully.
-
-"Later?" retorted Tricker. "That's easy. You close at one, an' that's
-ten minutes from now. Let the mob make its getaway; an' after that youse
-ducks 'll find me waitin' 'round the corner in Thoid Avenue."
-
-Tricker, manner nonchalant to the point of insult, loitered to the door,
-pausing on his way to take a leisurely drink at the bar.
-
-"You dubs," he called back, as he stepped out into Great Jones Street,
-"better bring your gatts!"
-
-Gatts is East Sidese for pistols.
-
-Harrington didn't like the looks of things. He was sorry, he said,
-addressing Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, but he wouldn't be able to accompany him to
-that Third Avenue tryst. He must see Goldie Cora home. The Police had
-just issued an order, calculated invidiously to inconvenience and annoy
-every lady found in the streets after midnight unaccompanied by an
-escort.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack hardly heard him. Personally he wouldn't have
-turned hand or head to have had the company of a dozen Harringtons.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, while lacking many things, lacked not at all in heart.
-
-The New Brighton closed in due time. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack waited until sure
-the junction of Great Jones Street and Third Avenue was quite deserted.
-As he came 'round the corner, gun in hand, Tricker--watchful as
-a cat--stepped out of a stairway. There was a blazing, rattling
-fusillade--twelve shots in all. When the shooting was at an end,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack had vanished. Tricker, save for a reason, would have
-followed his vanishing example; there was a bullet embedded in the calf
-of his leg.
-
-Tricker hopped painfully into a stairway, where he might have advantage
-of the double gloom. He had lighted a cigarette, and was coolly leaning
-against the entrance, when two policemen came running up.
-
-"What was that shooting?" demanded one.
-
-"Oh, a couple of geeks started to hand it to each other," was Tricker's
-careless reply.
-
-"Did either get hurt?"
-
-"One of 'em cops it in th' leg. Th' other blew."
-
-"What became of the one who's copped?"
-
-"Oh, him? He hops into one of th' stairways along here."
-
-The officers didn't see the spreading pool of blood near Tricker's
-foot. They hurried off to make a ransack of the stairways, while Tricker
-hobbled out to a cab he had signaled, and drove away.
-
-Twenty-four hours later!
-
-Not a block from where he'd fought his battle with Tricker,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack was walking in Third Avenue. He was as lone as Lot's
-wife; for he nourished misanthropic sentiments and discouraged company.
-It was a moonless night and very dark, the snow still coming down. What
-with the storm and the hour, the streets were as empty as a church.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack passed the building farthest from the corner lamp, a
-crouching figure stepped out of the doorway. Had it been two o'clock
-in the afternoon, instead of two o'clock in the morning, you would have
-seen that he of the crouching figure was smooth and dark-skinned as
-to face, and that his blue-black hair had been cut after a tonsorial
-fashion popular along the Bowery as the Guinea Lop. The crouching one
-carried in his hand what seemed to be a rolled-up newspaper. In that
-rolled-up paper lay hidden a two-foot piece of lead pipe.
-
-The crouching blue-black one crept after Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, making no more
-noise than a cat. He uplifted the lead pipe, grasping it the while with
-both hands.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, as unaware of his peril as of what was passing in the
-streets of Timbuctoo, slouched heavily forward, deep in thought, Perhaps
-he was considering a misspent youth, and chances thrown away.
-
-The lead pipe came down.
-
-There was a dull crash, and Eat-'Em-Up-Jack--without word or cry--fell
-forward on his face. Blood ran from mouth and ears, and melted redly
-into the snow.
-
-The crouching blue-black one shrank back into the stairway, and was seen
-no more. The street returned to utter emptiness. There remained only
-the lifeless body of Eat-'Em-Up-jack. Nothing beyond, save the softly
-falling veil of snow, with the street lamps shining through.
-
-
-
-
-II.--THE BABY'S FINGERS
-
-
-It was a Central Office man who told me how the baby lost its fingers.
-I like Central Office men; they live romances and have adventures. The
-man I most shrink from is your dull, proper individual to whom nothing
-happens. You have seen a hundred such. Rigidly correct, they go
-uneventfully to and fro upon their little respectable tracks. Evenings,
-from the safe yet severe vantage of their little respectable porches,
-they pass judgment upon humanity from across the front fence. After
-which, they go inside and weary their wives with their tasteless, pale
-society, while those melancholy matrons question themselves, in a spirit
-of tacit despair, concerning the blessings of matrimony. In the end,
-first thanking heaven that they are not as other men, they retire to
-bed, to rise in the dawning and repeat the history of every pulseless
-yesterday of their existence. Nothing ever overtakes them that doesn't
-overtake a clam. They are interesting, can be interesting, to no one
-save themselves. To talk with one an hour is like being lost in the
-desert an hour. I prefer people into whose lives intrudes some element
-of adventure, and who, as they roll out of their blankets in the
-morning, cannot give you, word and minute, just what they will be saying
-and doing every hour in the coming twelve.
-
-My Central Office friend, in telling of the baby's absent fingers, began
-by speaking of Johnny Spanish. Spanish has been sent to prison for no
-less than seven years. Dribben and Blum arrested him, and when the next
-morning he was paraded at the Central Office looking-over, the speech
-made upon him by Commissioner Flynn set a resentful pulse to beating in
-his swarthy cheek.
-
-Not that Spanish had been arrested for the baby's lost fingers. That
-story in the telling came later, although the wrong it registered had
-happened months before. Dribben and Blum picked him up--as a piece of
-work it did them credit--for what occurred in Mersher Miller's place.
-
-As all the world knows, Mersher Miller, or as he is called among his
-intimates, Mersher the Strong-Arm, conducts a beer house at 171 Norfolk
-Street. It was a placid April evening, and Mersher's brother, as
-bottle-tosser, was busy behind the bar. Mersher himself was not in,
-which--for Mersher--may or may not have been greatly to the good.
-
-Spanish came into the place. His hat was low-drawn over his black eyes.
-Mersher's brother, wiping glasses, didn't know him.
-
-"Where's Mersher?" asked Spanish.
-
-"Not here," quoth Mersher's brother.
-
-"You'll do," returned Spanish. "Give me ten dollars out of the damper."
-
-Mersher's brother held this proposal in finance to be foolishly
-impossible, and was explicit on that head. He insisted, not without
-scorn, that he was the last man in the world to give a casual caller ten
-dollars out of the damper or anything else.
-
-"I'll be back," replied Spanish, "an' I bet then you'll give me that
-ten-spot."
-
-"That's Johnny Spanish," declared a bystander, when Spanish, muttering
-his discontent, had gone his threatening way.
-
-Mersher's brother doubted it. He had heard of Spanish, but had never
-seen him. It was his understanding that Spanish was not in town at all,
-having lammistered some time before.
-
-"He's wanted be th' cops," Mersher's brother argued. "You don't suppose
-he's sucker enough to walk into their mitts? He wouldn't dare show up in
-town."
-
-"Don't con yourself," replied the bystander, who had a working knowledge
-of Gangland and its notables. "That's Spanish, all right. He was out of
-town, but not because of the bulls. It's the Dropper he's leary of; an'
-now th' Dropper's in hock he's chased back. You heard what he said about
-comin' 'round ag'in? Take my tip an' rib yourself up wit' a rod. That
-Spanish is a tough kid!"
-
-The evening wore on at Mersher's; one hour, two hours, three went
-peaceably by. The clock pointed to eleven.
-
-Without warning a lowering figure appeared at the door.
-
-"There he is!" exclaimed the learned bystander. Then he added with a
-note of pride, albeit shaky as to voice: "What did I tell youse?"
-
-The figure in the doorway strode forward. It was Spanish. A second
-figure--hat over eyes--. followed hard on his heels. With a flourish,
-possible only to the close student of Mr. Beadle's dime literature,
-Spanish drew two Colt's pistols.
-
-"Come through wit' that ten!" said he to Mersher's brother.
-
-Mersher's brother came through, and came through swiftly.
-
-"I thought so!" sneered Spanish, showing his side teeth like a dog whose
-feelings have been hurt. "Now come through wit' th' rest!"
-
-Mersher's brother eagerly gave him the contents of the cash
-drawer--about eighty dollars.
-
-Spanish, having pocketed the money, wheeled upon the little knot of
-customers, who, after the New York manner when crime is afoot, had stood
-motionless with no thought of interfering.
-
-"Hands up! Faces to the wall!" cried Spanish. "Everybody's dough looks
-good to me to-night!"
-
-The customers, acting in such concert that it seemed as though they'd
-been rehearsed, hands held high, turned their faces to the wall.
-
-"You keep them covered," said Spanish to his dark companion in arms,
-"while I go through 'em."
-
-The dark companion leveled his own pistol in a way calculated to do
-the most harm, and Spanish reaped an assortment of cheap watches and a
-handful of bills.
-
-Spanish came round on Mersher's brother. The latter had stooped down
-until his eyes were on a par with the bar.
-
-"Now," said Spanish to Mersher's brother, "I might as well cook you.
-I've no use for barkeeps, anyway, an' besides you're built like a pig
-an' I don't like your looks!"
-
-Spanish began to shoot, and Mersher's brother began to dodge. Ducking
-and dodging, the latter ran the length of the bar, Spanish faithfully
-following with his bullets. There were two in the ice box, two through
-the mirror, five in the top of the bar. Each and all, they had been
-too late for Mersher's brother, who, pale as a candle, emerged from the
-bombardment breathing heavily but untouched.
-
-"An' this," cried Ikey the pawnbroker, ten minutes after Spanish had
-disappeared--Ikey was out a red watch and sixty dollars--"an' this iss
-vat Mayor Gaynor calls 'outvard order an' decency'!"
-
-It was upon the identification of the learned bystander that Dribben
-and Blum went to work, and it was for that stick-up in Mersher's the two
-made the collar.
-
-"It's lucky for you guys," said Spanish, his eye sparkling venomously
-like the eye of a snake--"it's lucky for you guys that you got me
-wit'out me guns. I'd have croaked one of you bulls sure, an' maybe both,
-an' then took th' Dutch way out me-self."
-
-The Dutch way out, with Spanish and his immediate circle, means suicide,
-it being a belief among them that the Dutch are a melancholy brood, and
-favor suicide as a means of relief when the burdens of life become more
-than they can bear.
-
-Spanish, however, did not have his gun when he was pinched, and
-therefore did not croak Dribben and Blum, and do the Dutch act for
-himself. Dribben and Blum are about their daily duties as thief takers,
-as this is read, while Spanish is considering nature from between the
-Sing Sing bars. Dribben and Blum say that, even if Spanish had had his
-guns, he would neither have croaked them nor come near it, and in what
-bluffs he put up to that lethal effect he was talking through his hat.
-For myself, I say nothing, neither one way nor the other, except that
-Dribben and Blum are bold and enterprising officers, and Spanish is the
-very heart of quenchless desperation.
-
-By word of my Central Office informant, Spanish has seen twenty-two
-years and wasted most of them. His people dwell somewhere in the wilds
-of Long Island, and are as respectable as folk can be on two dollars a
-day. Spanish did not live with his people, preferring the city, where he
-cut a figure in Suffolk, Norfolk, Forsyth, Hester, Grand, and other East
-Side avenues.
-
-At one time Spanish had a gallery number, and his picture held an
-important place in Central Office regard. It was taken out during what
-years the inadequate Bingham prevailed as Commissioner of Police. A row
-arose over a youth named Duffy, who was esteemed by an eminent Judge.
-Duffy's picture was in the gallery, and the judge demanded its removal.
-It being inconvenient to refuse the judge, young Duffy's picture was
-taken out; and since to make fish of one while making flesh of others
-might have invited invidious comment, some hundreds of pictures--among
-them that of Spanish--were removed at the same time.
-
-It pleased Spanish vastly when his mug came out of the gallery. Not that
-its presence there was calculated to hurt his standing; not but what it
-was bound to go back as a certain incident of his method of life. Its
-removal was a wound to police vanity; and, hating the police, he found
-joy in whatsoever served to wring their azure withers.
-
-When, according to the rules of Bertillon, Spanish was thumb-printed,
-mugged and measured, the police described him on their books as
-Pickpocket and Fagin. The police affirmed that he not only worked the
-Broadway rattlers in his own improper person, but--paying a compliment
-to his genius for organization--that he had drawn about himself a group
-of children and taught them to steal for his sinful use. It is no more
-than truth to say, however, that never in New York City was Spanish
-convicted as either a Fagin or a pickpocket, and the police--as he
-charges--may have given him these titles as a cover for their ignorance,
-which some insist is of as deep an indigo as the hue of their own coats.
-
-Spanish was about seventeen when he began making an East Side stir.
-He did not yearn to be respectable. He had borne witness to the hard
-working respectability of his father and mother, and remembered nothing
-as having come from it more than aching muscles and empty pockets. Their
-clothes were poor, their house was poor, their table poor. Why should he
-fret himself with ideals of the respectable?
-
-Work?
-
-It didn't pay.
-
-In his blood, too, flowed malignant cross-currents, which swept him
-towards idleness and all manner of violences.
-
-Nor did the lesson of the hour train him in selfrestraint. All over New
-York City, in Fifth Avenue, at the Five Points, the single cry was, Get
-the Money! The rich were never called upon to explain their prosperity.
-The poor were forever being asked to give some legal reason for their
-poverty. Two men in a magistrate's court are fined ten dollars each. One
-pays, and walks free; the other doesn't, and goes to the Island. Spanish
-sees, and hears, and understands.
-
-"Ah!" cries he, "that boob went to the Island not for what he did but
-for not having ten bones!"
-
-And the lesson of that thunderous murmur--reaching from the Battery to
-Kingsbridge--of Get the Money! rushes upon him; and he makes up his mind
-to heed it. Also, there are uncounted scores like Spanish, and other
-uncounted scores with better coats than his, who are hearing and seeing
-and reasoning the same way.
-
-Spanish stood but five feet three, and his place was among the
-lightweights. Such as the Dropper, who tilted the scales at 180, and
-whose name of Dropper had been conferred upon him because every time he
-hit a man he dropped him--such as Ike the Blood, as hard and heavy as
-the Dropper and whose title of the Blood had not been granted in any
-spirit of factitiousness--laughed at him. What matter that his heart
-was high, his courage proof? Physically, he could do nothing with these
-dangerous ones--as big as dangerous! And so, ferociously ready to even
-things up, he began packing a rod.
-
-While Spanish, proceeding as best he might by his dim standards, was
-struggling for gang eminence and dollars, Alma, round, dark, vivacious,
-eyes as deep and soft and black as velvet, was the unchallenged belle of
-her Williamsburg set. Days she worked as a dressmaker, without getting
-rich. Nights she went to rackets, which are dances wide open and
-unfenced. Sundays she took in picnics, or rode up and down on the
-trolleys--those touring cars of the poor.
-
-Spanish met Alma and worshipped her, for so was the world made. Being
-thus in love, while before he, Spanish, had only needed money, now he
-had to have it. For love's price to a man is money, just as its price to
-a woman is tears.
-
-Casting about for ways and means, Spanish's money-hunting eye fell upon
-Jigger. Jigger owned a stuss-house in Forsyth Street, between Hester and
-Grand. Jigger was prosperous beyond the dreams of avarice. Multitudes,
-stabbing stuss, thronged his temple of chance. As a quick, sure way to
-amass riches, Spanish decided to become Jigger's partner. Between them
-they would divide the harvest of Forsyth Street stuss.
-
-The golden beauty of the thought lit up the dark face of Spanish with
-a smile that was like a splash of vicious sunshine. Alma, in the
-effulgence of her toilets, should overpower all rivalry! At rout and
-racket, he, Spanish, would lead the hard walk with her, and she should
-shine out upon Gangland fashion like a fire in a forest.
-
-His soul having wallowed itself weary in these visions, Spanish sought
-Jigger as a step towards making the visions real. Spanish and his
-proposition met with obstruction. Jigger couldn't see it, wouldn't have
-it.
-
-Spanish was neither astonished nor dismayed. He had foreseen the
-Jiggerian reluctance, and was organized to break it down. When Jigger
-declined his proffered partnership--in which he, Jigger, must furnish
-the capital while Spanish contributed only his avarice--and asked, "Why
-should I?" he, Spanish, was ready with an answer.
-
-"Why should you?" and Spanish repeated Jigger's question so that his
-reply might have double force. "Because, if you don't, I'll bump youse
-off." Gangland is so much like Missouri that you must always be prepared
-to show it. Gangland takes nothing on trust. And, if you try to run a
-bluff, it calls you. Spanish wore a low-browed, sullen, sour look. But
-he had killed no one, owned no dread repute, and Jigger was used to
-sullen, sour, lowbrowed looks. Thus, when Spanish spoke of bumping
-Jigger off, that courtier of fortune, full of a case-hardened
-scepticism, laughed low and long and mockingly. He told the
-death-threatening Spanish to come a-running.
-
-Spanish didn't come a-running, but he came much nearer it than Jigger
-liked. Crossing up with the perverse Jigger the next evening, at the
-corner of Forsyth and Grand, he opened upon that obstinate stuss dealer
-with a Colt's-38. Jigger managed to escape, but little Sadie Rotin,
-_otat_ eight, was killed. Jigger, who was unarmed, could not return the
-fire. Spanish, confused and flurried, doubtless, by the poor result of
-his gun-play, betook himself to flight.
-
-The police did not get Spanish; but in Gangland the incident did him
-little good. At the Ajax Club, and in other places where the best
-blood of the gangs was wont to unbuckle and give opinions, such
-sentiment-makers as the Dropper, Ike the Blood, Kid Kleiney, Little
-Beno, Fritzie Rice, Kid Strauss, the Humble Dutchman, Zamo, and the
-Irish Wop, held but one view. Such slovenly work was without precedent
-as without apology. To miss Jigger aroused ridicule. But to go
-farther, and kill a child playing in the street, spelled bald disgrace.
-Thereafter no self-respecting lady would drink with Spanish, no
-gentleman of gang position would return his nod. He would be given the
-frozen face at the rackets, the icy eye in the streets.
-
-To be sure, his few friends, contending feebly, insisted that it wasn't
-Spanish who had killed the little Rotin girl. When Spanish cracked off
-his rod at Jigger, others had caught the spirit. A half dozen guns--they
-said--had been set blazing; and it was some unknown practitioner who had
-shot down the little Rotin girl. What were the heart-feelings of father
-and mother Rotin, to see their baby killed, did not appeal as a question
-to either the friends or foes of Spanish. Gangland is interested only in
-dollars or war.
-
-That contention of his friends did not restore Spanish in the general
-estimation. All must confess that at least he had missed Jigger. And
-Jigger without a rod! It crowded hard upon the unbelievable, and could
-be accounted for only upon the assumption that Spanish was rattled,
-which is worse than being scared. Mere fear might mean no more than an
-excess of prudence. To get rattled, everywhere and under all conditions,
-is the mean sure mark of weakness.
-
-While discussion, like a pendulum, went swinging to and fro,
-Spanish--possibly a-smart from what biting things were being said in his
-disfavor--came to town, and grievously albeit casually shot an unknown.
-Following which feat he again disappeared. None knew where he had gone.
-His whereabouts was as much a mystery as the identity of the unknown
-whom he had shot, or the reason he had shot him. These two latter
-questions are still borne as puzzles upon the ridge of gang conjecture.
-
-That this time he had hit his man, however, lifted Spanish somewhat from
-out those lower reputational depths into which missing Jigger had cast
-him. The unknown, to be sure, did not die; the hospital books showed
-that. But he had stopped a bullet. Which last proved that Spanish
-wasn't always rattled when he pulled a gun. The incident, all things
-considered, became a trellis upon which the reputation of Spanish,
-before so prone and hopeless, began a little to climb.
-
-The strenuous life doesn't always blossom and bear good fruit. Balked
-in his intended partnership with Jigger, and subsequently missing
-Jigger--to say nothing of the business of the little Rotin girl, dead
-and down under the grass roots--Spanish not only failed to Get the
-Money! but succeeded in driving himself out of town. Many and vain were
-the gang guesses concerning him. Some said he was in Detroit, giving
-professional aid to a gifted booster. The latter was of the feminine
-gender, and, aside from her admitted genius for shoplifting, was
-acclaimed the quickest hand with a hanger--by which you are to
-understand that outside pendant purse wherewith women equip themselves
-as they go forth to shop--of all the gon-molls between the two oceans.
-Others insisted that Spanish was in Baltimore, and had joined out with
-a mob of poke-getters. The great, the disastrous thing, however--and to
-this all Gangland agreed--was that he had so bungled his destinies as to
-put himself out of New York.
-
-"Detroit! Baltimore!" exclaimed the Dropper. "W'y, it's woise'n bein' in
-stir! A guy might as well be doin' time as live in them burgs!"
-
-The Dropper, in his iron-fisted way, was sincere in what he said. Later,
-he himself was given eighteen spaces in Sing Sing, which exile he might
-have missed had he fled New York in time. But he couldn't, and didn't.
-And so the Central Office got him, the District Attorney prosecuted
-him, the jury convicted him, and the judge sentenced him to that long
-captivity. Living in New York is not a preference, but an appetite--like
-drinking whiskey--and the Dropper had acquired the habit.
-
-What was the Dropper settled for?
-
-Robbery.
-
-It's too long to tell here, however, besides being another story. Some
-other day I may give it to you.
-
-Spanish, having abandoned New York, could no longer bear Alma loving
-company at picnic, rout and racket. What was Alma to do? She lived for
-routs, reveled in rackets, joyed in picnics. Must these delights be
-swept away? She couldn't go alone--it was too expensive. Besides, it
-would evince a lack of class.
-
-Alma, as proud and as wedded to her social position as any silken member
-of the Purple and Fine Linen Gang that ever rolled down Fifth Avenue in
-her brougham, revolved these matters upon her wheel of thought. Also,
-she came to conclusions. She, an admitted belle, could not consent to
-social obliteration. Spanish had fled; she worshipped his black eyes,
-his high courage; she would keep a heart-corner vacant for him in case
-he came back. Pending his return, however, she would go into society;
-and, for those reasons of expense and class and form, she would not go
-alone.
-
-Alma submitted her position to a beribboned jury of her peers. Their
-judgment ran abreast of her own.
-
-"A goil would be a mutt," they said, "to stay cocked up at home. An' yet
-a goil couldn't go chasin' around be her lonesome. Alma"--this was their
-final word--"you must cop off another steady."
-
-"But what would Johnny say?" asked Alma; for she couldn't keep her
-thoughts off Spanish, of whom she stood a little bit in fear.
-
-"Johnny's beat it, ain't he?" returned the advisory jury of friends.
-"There ain't no kick comin' to a guy what's beat it. He ain't no longer
-in th' picture."
-
-Alma, thus free to pick and choose by virtue of the absence of Spanish,
-picked the Dropper. The latter chieftain was flattered. Taking Alma
-proudly yet tenderly under his mighty arm, he led her to suppers such
-as she had never eaten, bought her drinks such as she had never tasted,
-revolved with her at rackets where tickets were a dollar a throw, the
-orchestra seven pieces, and the floor shone like glass. It was a cut or
-two above anything that Spanish had given her, and Alma, who thought it
-going some, failed not to say so.
-
-Alma was proud of the Dropper; the Dropper was proud of her. She told
-her friends of the money he spent; and the friends warmed the cockles of
-her little heart by shrilly exclaiming at pleasant intervals:
-
-"Ain't he th' swell guy!"
-
-"Betcher boots he's th' swell guy," Alma would rejoin; "an' he's got
-money to boin a wet dog! Th' only t'ing that worries me," Alma would
-conclude, "is Johnny. S'ppose he blows in some day, an' lays for th'
-Dropper?'
-
-"Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop," the friends would consolingly
-return. "He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny
-Spanish."
-
-The Round Back Rangers--it was, I think, the Round Backs--gave an
-outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were
-in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden
-horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
-
-Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to
-the banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always
-interesting, sometimes educational.
-
-Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a
-crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for
-his slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the
-common curse of every age.
-
-"W'at do youse know about it?" sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman,
-who envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
-
-"W'at do I know about it?" came heatedly from Slimmy. "Do youse think I
-ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up
-for four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th'
-warden if I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's
-always been crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even
-if he don't go 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere
-away in his make-up that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's
-different from him he figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out
-crusadin'. In th' old days it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys.
-Now it's rum, or racin', or Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let
-a community get the crusade bug, an' something's got to go. There's a
-village over in Joisey, an,' there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills
-to get busy wit', they ups an' bounces an old geezer out of th' only
-church in town for pitchin' horse-shoes."
-
-Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
-
-"But about them Paynims, Slimmy?" urged Alma.
-
-"It's hundreds of years ago," Slimmy resumed. "Th' Paynims hung out in
-Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on
-'em; an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd
-flare up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in
-France, an' th' other lads wit' crowns.
-
-"'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine.
-D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork;
-they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee;
-they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money,
-marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our
-gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'
-
-"Philip an' the other crowned lads at this would agree wit' Richard.
-'Them Paynims is certainly th' worst ever!' they'd say; an' one woid'd
-borry another, until the crusade is on. Some afternoon you'd hear the
-newsies in th' streets yellin', 'Wux-try!' an' there it'd be in big
-black type, 'Richard, Philip an' their gallant bands of Strong-Arms have
-landed in Palestine.'"
-
-"An' then w'at, Slimmy?" cooed Alma, who hung on every word.
-
-"As far as I can see, th' Christians always had it on th' Paynims,
-always had 'em shaded, when it comes to a scrap. Th' Christian lads
-had th' punch; an' th' Paynims must have been wise to it; for no sooner
-would Richard, Philip an' their roly-boly boys hit th' dock, than th'
-Paynims would take it on th' run for th' hills. Their mullahs would
-try to rally 'em, be tellin' 'em that whoever got downed fightin'
-Christians, the prophet would punch his ticket through for paradise
-direct, an' no stop-overs.
-
-"'That's all right about the prophet!' they'd say, givin' th' mullahs
-th' laugh. An' then they'd beat it for th' next ridge."
-
-"Them Paynims must have been a bunch of dead ones," commented the
-Dropper.
-
-"Not bein' able to get on a match," continued Slimmy, without heeding
-the Dropper, "th' Paynims declinin' their game, th' Christian hosts
-would rough house th' country generally, an' in a way of speakin' stand
-th' Holy Land on its head. Do what they would, however, they couldn't
-coax th' Paynims into th' ring wit' 'em; an' so after a while they
-decides that Palestine's th' bummest place they'd ever struck. Mebby,
-too, they'd begin havin' woid from home that their wives was gettin'
-a little gay, or their kids was goin' round marryin' th' kids of their
-enemies, an' that one way an' another their domestic affairs was on th'
-fritz. At this, Richard'd go loafin' over to Philip's tent, an' say:
-
-"'Philly, me boy, I don't know how this crusade strikes youse, but if
-I'm any judge of these great moral movements, it's on th' blink. An'
-so,' he'd go on, 'Philly, it's me for Merrie England be th' night boat.'
-
-"Wit' that, they'd break for home; an', when they got there, they'd
-mebby hand out a taste of th' strap to mamma an' th' babies, just to
-teach 'em not to go runnin' out of form th' next time father's far
-away."
-
-"Youse don't bank much on crusades, Slimmy?" Ike the Blood said.
-
-The Blood had more than a passing interest in the movement, mention of
-which had started the discussion, being himself a part proprietor in one
-of those threatened Raines Law Hotels.
-
-"Blood," observed Slimmy, oracularly, "them moral movements is like a
-hornet; they stings onct an' then they dies."
-
-Alma's attention was drawn to Mollie Squint--so called because of an
-optical slant which gave her a vague though piquant look. Mollie Squint
-was motioning from the outskirts of the little group. Alma pointed to
-the Dropper. Should she bring him? Mollie Squint shook her head.
-
-Leaving the Dropper, Alma joined Mollie Squint.
-
-"It's Johnny," gasped Mollie Squint. "He wants you; he's over be that
-bunch of trees."
-
-Alma hung back; some impression of peril seized her.
-
-"Better go," whispered Mollie Squint. "He's onto you an' the Dropper,
-an' if you don't go he'll come lookin' for you. Then him an' the
-Dropper'll go to th' mat wit' each other, an' have it awful. Give Johnny
-one of your soft talks, an' mebby youse can smooth him down. Stall him
-off be tellin' him you'll see him to-night at Ding Dong's."
-
-Mollie Squint's advice seemed good, and as the lesser of two evils Alma
-decided to go. Mollie Squint did not accompany her.
-
-"Tell th' Dropper I'll be back in a moment," said Alma to Mollie Squint,
-"an' don't wise him up about Johnny."
-
-Alma met Spanish at the far corner of the clump of trees. There was no
-talk, no time for talk. They were all alone. As she drew near, he pulled
-a pistol and shot her through and through the body.
-
-Alma's moaning cry was heard by the Dropper--that, and the sound of
-the shot. When the Dropper reached her, she was lying senseless in the
-shadow of the trees--a patch of white and red against the green of the
-grass. Spanish was nowhere in sight..
-
-Alma was carried to the hospital, and revived. But she would say
-nothing, give no names--staunch to the spirit of the Gangs. Only she
-whispered feebly to Mollie Squint, when the Dropper had been sent away
-by the doctors:
-
-"Johnny must have loved me a lot to shoot me up like he did. A guy has
-got to love a goil good and plenty before he'll try to cook her."
-
-"Did youse tell th' hospital croakers his name?" asked Mollie Squint.
-
-"Of course not! I never squealed to nobody. Do youse think I'd put poor
-Johnny in wrong?"
-
-"Then I won't," said Mollie Squint.
-
-An attendant told Mollie Squint that she must go; certain surgeons had
-begun to assemble. Mollie Squint, tears falling, kissed Alma good-by.
-
-"Give Johnny all me love," whispered Alma. "Tell him I'm no snitch; I'll
-stick."
-
-The Dropper did not have to be told whose bullet had struck down his
-star, his Alma. That night, Kid Kleiney with him, he went looking for
-Spanish. The latter, as jealous as Satan, was looking for the Dropper.
-Of the two, Spanish must have conducted his hunting with the greater
-circumspection or the greater luck; for about eleven of the clock he
-crept up behind the Dropper, as the latter and Kid Kleiney were walking
-in East Broadway, and planted a bullet in his neck. Kid Kleiney 'bout
-faced at the crack of the pistol, and was in fortunate time to stop
-Spanish's second bullet with one of the big buttons on his coat. Kid
-Kleiney fell by the side of the wounded Dropper, jarred off his feet by
-the shock.' He was able, however, when the police came up, to help place
-the Dropper in an ambulance.
-
-Spanish?
-
-Vanished--as usual.
-
-The police could get no line on him, did get no line on him, until
-months later, when, as related--the Dropper having been lagged for
-robbery, and safely caged--he came back to stick up the joint of Mersher
-the Strong-Arm, and be arrested by Dribben and Blum.
-
-The baby and I met casually in a Williamsburg street, where Alma
-had brought it to take the air, which was bad. Alma was thin-faced,
-hollow-eyed, but I could see that she had been pretty. She said she was
-twenty and the baby less than a year, and I think she told the truth.
-
-No one among Alma's friends finds fault with either the baby or herself,
-although both are without defence by the canons of high morality. There
-is warmth in the world; and, after all, the case of Alma and the baby is
-not so much beyond the common, except as to the baby's advent, which was
-dramatic and after the manner of Csar.
-
-Folk say the affair reflects illustriously upon the hospital. Also, what
-surgeons officiated are inclined to plume themselves; for have not Alma
-and the baby lived? I confess that those boastful scientists are not
-wanting in excuse for strutting, although they ought, perhaps, in honor,
-to divide credit with Alma and the baby as being hard to kill.
-
-It is not an ugly baby as babies go. Not that I pretend to be a judge.
-As I paused by its battered perambulator, it held up a rose-leaf hand,
-as though inviting me to look; and I looked. The little claw possessed
-but three talons; the first two fingers had been shot away. When I asked
-how, Alma lowered her head sadly, saying nothing. It would have been
-foolish to ask the baby. It couldn't talk. Moreover, since the fingers
-were shot away before it was born, it could possess no clear memory as
-to details.
-
-It is a healthy baby. Alma loves it dearly, and can be depended upon to
-give it every care. That is, she can be if she lives; and on that head
-her worn thinness alarms her friends, who wish she were fatter. Some say
-her thinness is the work of the bullet. Others believe that a sorrow is
-sapping her heart.
-
-
-
-
-III.--HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA
-
-
-The Bottler was round, inoffensive, well-dressed, affable. He was also
-generous, as the East Side employs the term. Any one could touch him
-for a quarter upon a plea of beef stew, and if plaintively a bed
-were mentioned, for as much as fifty cents. For the Bottler was a
-money-maker, and had Suffolk Street position as among its richest
-capitalists.
-
-What bridge whist is to Fifth Avenue so is stuss to the East Side.
-No one save the dealer wins at stuss, and yet the device possesses an
-alluring feature. When the victim gets up from the table, the bank under
-the descriptive of viggresh returns him one-tenth of his losings. No
-one ever leaves a stuss game broke, and that final ray of sure sunshine
-forms indubitably the strong attraction. Stuss licks up as with a tongue
-of fire a round full fifth of all the East Side earns, and to viggresh
-should be given the black glory thereof.
-
-The Bottler owned talents to make money. Morally careless, liking the
-easy way, with, over all, that bent for speculation which sets some
-folk to dealing in stocks and others to dealing cards, those moneymaking
-talents found expression in stuss. Not that the Bottler was so
-weak-minded as to buck the game. Wise, prudent, solvent, he went the
-other way about it, his theater of operations being 135 Suffolk. Also,
-expanding liberally, the Bottler endowed his victims, as--stripped of
-their last dollar--they shoved back their hopeless chairs, with not ten,
-but fifteen per cent, of what sums they had changed in. This rendered
-135 Suffolk a most popular resort, and the foolish stood four deep about
-the Bottler's tables every night in the week.
-
-The Bottler lacked utterly the war-heart, and was in no wise a fighter.
-He had the brawn, but not the soul, and this heart-sallowness would have
-threatened his standing save for those easy generosities. Gangland is
-not dull, and will overlook even a want of courage in one who, for bed
-and beef stews, freely places his purse at its disposal.
-
-There are two great gangs on the East Side. These are the Five Points
-and the Monk Eastmans. There are smaller gangs, but each owes allegiance
-to either the one or the other of the two great gangs, and fights round
-its standard in event of general gang war.
-
-There is danger in belonging to either of these gangs. But there is
-greater danger in not. I speak of folk of the Bottler's ways and walks.
-The Five Points and Eastmans are at feud with one another, and the fires
-of their warfare are never permitted to die out. Membership in one means
-that it will buckler you against the other while you live, and avenge
-you should you fall. Membership in neither means that you will be raided
-and rough-housed and robbed by both.
-
-The Bottler's stuss house was--like every other of its kind--a Castle
-Dangerous. To the end that the peril of his days and nights be reduced
-to minimum, he united himself with the Five Points. True, he could not
-be counted upon as a _shtocker_ or strong-arm; but he had money and
-would part with it, and gang war like all war demands treasure. Bonds
-must be given; fines paid; the Bottler would have his uses. Wherefore
-the Five Points opened their arms and their hearts to receive him.
-
-The Eastmans had suffered a disorganizing setback when the chief, who
-gave the sept its name, went up the river for ten years. On the heels of
-that sorrowful retirement, it became a case of York and Lancaster; two
-claimants for the throne stood forth. These were Ritchie Fitzpatrick and
-Kid Twist, both valorous, both with reputations of having killed, both
-with clouds of followers at their backs.
-
-Twist, in whom abode the rudiments of a savage diplomacy, proposed a
-conference. Fitzpatrick at that conference was shot to death, and
-Kid Dahl, a near friend of Twist, stood for the collar. Dahl was thus
-complacent because Fitzpatrick had not died by his hand.
-
-The police, the gangs and the politicians are not without a sinister
-wisdom. When life has been taken, and to punish the slayer would be an
-inconvenience, some one who didn't do the killing submits to arrest.
-This covers the retreat of the guilty. Also, the public is appeased.
-Later, when the public's memory sleeps, the arrested one--for lack of
-evidence--is set at liberty.
-
-When Fitzpatrick was killed, to clear the path to gang leadership
-before the aspiring feet of Twist, the police took Dahl, who all but
-volunteered for the sacrifice. Dahl went smilingly to jail, while the
-real murderer of Fitzpatrick attended that dead personage's wake, and
-later appeared at the funeral. This last, however, by the nicer tastes
-of Gangland, was complained of as bordering upon vulgarity.
-
-Fitzpatrick was buried with a lily in his hand, and Twist was hailed
-chief of the Eastmans. Dahl remained in the Tombs a reasonable number of
-weeks, and then resumed his position in society. It was but natural, and
-to the glory of stumbling human nature, that Dahl should dwell warmly in
-the grateful regard of Twist.
-
-Twist, now chief of the Eastmans, cast about to establish Dahl. There
-was the Bottler, with his stuss Golconda in Suffolk Street. Were not his
-affiliations with the Five Points? Was he not therefore the enemy? The
-Bottler was an Egyptian, and Twist resolved to spoil him in the interest
-of Dahl.
-
-Twist, with Dahl, waited upon the Bottler. Argument was short and to
-the point. Said Twist: "Bottler, the Kid"--indicating the expectant
-Dahl--"is in wit' your stuss graft from now on. It's to be an even
-break."
-
-The news almost checked the beating of the Bottler's heart. Not that he
-was astonished. What the puissant Twist proposed was a commonest step in
-Gangland commerce--Gangland, where the Scotch proverb of "Take what you
-may; keep what you can!" retains a pristine force. For all that, the
-Bottler felt dismay. The more since he had hoped that his hooking up
-with the Five Points would have kept him against such rapine.
-
-Following the Twist fulmination, the Bottler stood wrapped in thought.
-The dangerous chief of the Eastmans lit a cigar and waited. The poor
-Bottler's cogitations ran off in this manner. Twist had killed six men.
-Also, he had spared no pains in carrying out those homicides, and could
-laugh at the law, which his prudence left bankrupt of evidence. Dahl,
-too, possessed a past as red as Twist's. Both could be relied upon to
-kill. To refuse Dahl as a partner spelled death. To acquiesce called for
-half his profits. His friends of the Five Points, to be sure, could come
-at his call. That, however, would not save his game and might not save
-his life. Twist's demand showed that he had resolved, so far as he, the
-Bottler, was concerned, to rule or ruin. The latter was easy. Any dozen
-of the Eastmans, picking some unguarded night, could fall upon his
-establishment, confiscate his bankroll, and pitch both him and his
-belongings into the street. The Five Points couldn't be forever at
-his threatened elbow. They would avenge him, certainly; but vengeance,
-however sweet, comes always over-late, and possesses besides no value
-in dollars and cents. Thus reasoned the Bottler, while Twist frowningly
-paused. The finish came when, with a sickly smile, the Bottler bowed to
-the inevitable and accepted Dahl.
-
-All Suffolk Street, to say nothing of the thoroughfares roundabout, knew
-what had taken place. The event and the method thereof did not provoke
-the shrugging of a shoulder, the arching of a brow. What should there be
-in the usual to invite amazement?
-
-For six weeks the Bottler and Dahl settled up, fifty-and-fifty, with the
-close of each stuss day. Then came a fresh surprise. Dahl presented his
-friend, the Nailer, to the Bottler with this terse remark:
-
-"Bottler, youse can beat it. The Nailer is goin' to be me partner now.
-Which lets you out, see?"
-
-The Bottler was at bay. He owned no stomach for battle, but the
-sentiment of desperation, which the announcement of Dahl provoked, drove
-him to make a stand. To lose one-half had been bad. To lose all--to be
-wholly wiped out in the annals of Suffolk Street stuss--was more than
-even his meekness might bear. No, the Bottler did not dream of going to
-the police. That would have been to squeal; and even his friends of the
-Five Points had only faces of flint for such tactics of disgrace.
-
-The harassed Bottler barred his doors against Dahl. He would defend his
-castle, and get word to the Five Points. The Bottler's doors having been
-barred, Dahl for his side at once instituted a siege, despatching
-the Nailer, meanwhile, to the nearest knot of Eastmans to bring
-reinforcements.
-
-At this crisis O'Farrell of the Central Office strolled into the
-equation. He himself was hunting a loft-worker; of more than common
-industry, and had no thought of either the Bottler or Dahl. Happening,
-however, upon a situation, whereof the elemental features were Dahl
-outside with a gun and the Bottler inside with a gun, he so far recalled
-his oath of office as to interfere.
-
-"Better an egg to-day than a hen to-morrow," philosophized O'Farrell,
-and putting aside for the moment his search for the loft-worker, he
-devoted himself to the Bottler and Dahl.
-
-With the sure instinct of his Mulberry Street caste, O'Farrell opened
-negotiations with Dahl. He knew the latter to be the dangerous
-angle, and began by placing the muzzle of his own pistol against that
-marauder's back.
-
-"Make a move," said he, "and I'll shoot you in two."
-
-The sophisticated Dahl, realizing fate, moved not, and with that the
-painstaking O'Farrell collected his armament.
-
-Next the Bottler was ordered to come forth. The Bottler obeyed in a
-sweat and a tremble. He surrendered his pistol at word of the law, and
-O'Farrell led both off to jail. The two were charged with Disturbance.
-
-In the station house, and on the way, Dahl ceased not to threaten the
-Bottler's life.
-
-"This pinch'll cost a fine of five dollars," said Dahl, glaring round
-O'Farrell at the shaking Bottler. "I'll pay it, an' then I'll get square
-wit' youse. Once we're footloose, you won't last as long as a drink of
-whiskey!"
-
-The judge yawningly listened, while O'Farrell told his tale of that
-disturbance.
-
-"Five an' costs!" quoth the judge, and called the next case.
-
-The Bottler returned to Suffolk Street, Dahl sought Twist, while
-O'Farrell again took the trail of the loft-worker.
-
-Dahl talked things over with Twist. There was but one way: the Bottler
-must die. Anything short 'of blood would unsettle popular respect for
-Twist, and without that his leadership of the Eastmans was a farce.
-
-The Bottler's killing, however, must be managed with a decent care for
-the conventionalities. For either Twist or Dahl to walk in upon that
-offender and shoot him to death, while feasible, would be foolish. The
-coarse extravagance of such a piece of work would serve only to pile
-needless difficulties in the pathway of what politicians must come to
-the rescue. It was impertinences of that character which had sent Monk
-Eastman to Sing Sing. Eastman had so far failed as to the proprieties,
-when as a supplement to highway robbery he emptied his six-shooter up
-and down Forty-second Street, that the politicians could not save
-him without burning their fingers. And so they let him go. Twist had
-justified the course of the politicians upon that occasion. He would
-not now, by lack of caution and a reasonable finesse, force them into
-similar peril. They must and would defend him; but it was not for him to
-render their labors too up-hill and too hard.
-
-Twist sent to Williamsburg for his friend and ally, Cyclone Louie.
-The latter was a bull-necked, highly muscled individual, who was a
-professional strong man--so far as he was professionally anything--and
-earned occasional side-show money at Coney Island by bending iron bars
-about his neck and twisting pokers into corkscrews about his brawny
-arms.
-
-Louie, Twist and Dahl went into council over mutual beer, and Twist
-explained the imperative call for the Bottler's extermination. Also, he
-laid bare the delicate position of both himself and Dahl.
-
-In country regions neighbors aid one another in bearing the burdens of
-an agricultural day by changing work. The custom is not without what
-one might call gang imitation and respect. Only in the gang instance the
-work is not innocent, but bloody. Louie, having an appreciation of what
-was due a friend, could not do less than come to the relief of Twist and
-Dahl. Were positions reversed, would they not journey to Williamsburg
-and do as much for him? Louie did not hesitate, but placed himself at
-the disposal of Twist and Dahl. The Bottler should die; he, Louie, would
-see to that.
-
-"But when?"
-
-Twist, replying, felt that the thing should be done at once, and
-mentioned the following evening, nine o'clock. The place should be the
-Bottler's establishment in Suffolk Street. Louie, of whom the
-Bottler was unafraid and ignorant, should experience no difficulty in
-approaching his man. There would be others present; but, practiced in
-gang moralities, slaves to gang etiquette, no one would open his mouth.
-Or, if he did, it would be only to pour forth perjuries, and say that he
-had seen nothing, heard nothing.
-
-Having adjusted details, Louie, Twist and Dahl compared watches.
-Watches? Certainly. Louie, Twist and Dahl were all most fashionably
-attired and--as became members of a gang nobility--singularly full and
-accurate in the important element of a front, _videlicet_, that list of
-personal adornments which included scarf pin, ring and watch. Louie,
-Dahl and Twist saw to it that their timepieces agreed. This was so that
-Dahl and Twist might arrange their alibis.
-
-It was the next evening. At 8.55 o'clock Twist was obtrusively in the
-Delancey Street police station, wrangling with the desk sergeant over
-the release of a follower who had carefully brought about his own
-arrest.
-
-"Come," urged Twist to the sergeant, "it's next to nine o'clock now. Fix
-up the bond; I've got a date over in East Broadway at nine-thirty."
-
-While Twist stood thus enforcing his whereabouts and the hour upon the
-attention of the desk sergeant, Dahl was eating a beefsteak in a Houston
-street restaurant.
-
-"What time have youse got?" demanded Dahl of the German who kept the
-place.
-
-"Five minutes to nine," returned the German, glancing up at the clock.
-
-"Oh, t'aint no such time as that," retorted Dahl peevishly. "That
-clock's drunk! Call up the telephone people, and find out for sure."
-
-"The 'phone people say it's nine o'clock," reported the German, hanging
-up the receiver.
-
-"Hully gee! I didn't think it was more'n halfpast eight!" and Dahl
-looked virtuously corrected.
-
-While these fragments of talk were taking place, the Bottler was
-attending to his stuss interests. He looked pale and frightened, and
-his hunted eyes roved here and there. Five minutes went by. The clock
-pointed to nine. A slouch-hat stranger entered. As the clock struck the
-hour, he placed the muzzle of a pistol against the Bottler's breast, and
-fired twice. Both bullets pierced the heart, and the Bottler fell--dead
-without a word. There were twenty people in the room. When the police
-arrived they found only the dead Bottler.
-
-O'Farrell recalled those trade differences which had culminated in the
-charge of disturbance, and arrested Dahl.
-
-"You ain't got me right," scoffed Dahl.
-
-And O'Farrell hadn't.
-
-There came the inquest, and Dahl was set free. The Bottler was buried,
-and Twist and Dahl sent flowers and rode to the grave.
-
-The law slept, a bat-eyed constabulary went its way, but the gangs knew.
-In the whispered gossip of Gangland every step of the Bottler's murder
-was talked over and remembered. He must have been minus ears and eyes
-and understanding who did not know the story. The glance of Gangland
-turned towards the Five Points. What would be their action? They were
-bound to avenge. If not for the Bottler's sake, then for their own. For
-the Bottler had been under the shadow of their protection, and gang
-honor was involved. On the Five Points' part there was no stumbling of
-the spirit. For the death of the Bottler the Five Points would exact the
-penalty of blood.
-
-Distinguished among the chivalry of the Five Points was Kid Pioggi. Only
-a paucity of years--he was under eighteen--withheld Pioggi from topmost
-honors. Pioggi was not specifically assigned to avenge the departed
-Bottler. Ambitious and gallantly anxious of advancement, however, he of
-his own motion carried the enterprise in the stomach of his thoughts.
-
-The winter's snow melted into spring, spring lapsed into early summer.
-It was a brilliant evening, and Pioggi was disporting himself at Coney
-Island. Also Twist and Cyclone Louie, following some plan of relaxation,
-were themselves at Coney Island.
-
-Pioggi had seated himself at a beer table in Ding Dong's. Twist and
-Louie came in. Pioggi, being of the Five Points, was recognized as a foe
-by Twisty who lost no time in mentioning it.
-
-Being in a facetious mood, and by way of expressing his contempt for
-that gentleman, Twist made Pioggi jump out of the window. It was no
-distance to the ground, and no physical harm could come. But to be
-compelled to leave Ding Dong's by way of the window, rubbed wrongwise
-the fur of Pioggi's feelings. To jump from a window stamps one with
-disgrace.
-
-Twist and Louie--burly, muscular, strong as horses--were adepts of
-rough-and-tumble. Pioggi, little, light and weak, knew that any thought
-of physical conflict would have been preposterous. And yet he was no one
-to sit quietly down with his humiliation. That flight from Ding Dong's
-window would be on every tongue in Gangland. The name of Pioggi would
-become a scorning; the tale would stain the Pioggi fame.
-
-Louie and Twist sat down at the table in Ding Dong's, from which Pioggi
-had been driven, and demanded refreshment in the guise of wine. Pioggi,
-rage-swollen as to heart, busied himself at a nearby telephone. Pioggi
-got the ear of a Higher Influence of his clan. He told of his abrupt
-dismissal from Ding Dong's, and the then presence of Louie and Twist.
-The Higher Influence instructed Pioggi to keep the two in sight. The
-very flower of the Five Points should be at Coney Island as fast as
-trolley cars could carry them.
-
-"Tail 'em," said the Higher Influence, referring to Twist and Louie;
-"an' when the fleet gets there go in wit' your cannisters an' bump 'em
-off."
-
-While waiting the advent of his promised forces, Pioggi, maintaining
-the while an eye on Twist and Louie to the end that they escape not and
-disappear, made arrangements for a getaway. He established a coup, a
-fast horse between the shafts and a personal friend on the box, where
-he, Pioggi, could find it when his work was done.
-
-By the time this was accomplished, Pioggi's recruits had put in an
-appearance. They did not descend upon Coney Island in a body, with
-savage uproar and loud cries. Much too military were they for that.
-Rather they seemed to ooze into position around Pioggi, and they could
-not have made less noise had they been so many ghosts.
-
-The campaign was soon laid out. Louie and Twist still sat over their
-wine at Ding Dong's. Now and then they laughed, as though recalling the
-ignominious exit of Pioggi. Means must be employed to draw them into
-the street. That accomplished, the Five Points' Danites were to drift up
-behind them, and at a signal from Pioggi, empty their pistols into their
-backs. Pioggi would fire a bullet into Twist; that was to be the signal.
-As Pioggi whispered his instructions, there shone a licking eagerness
-in the faces of those who listened. Nothing so exalts the gangster like
-blood in anticipation; nothing so pleases him as to shoot from behind.
-
-Pioggi pitched upon one whose name and face were unknown to Twist and
-Louie. The unknown would be the bearer of a blind message--it
-purported to come from a dancer in one of the cheap theaters of the
-place--calculated to bring forth Twist and Louie.
-
-"Stall 'em up this way," said Pioggi, indicating a spot within touching
-distance of that coup. "It's here we'll put 'em over the jump."
-
-The place pitched upon for the killing was crowded with people. It was
-this very thronged condition which had led to its selection. The crowd
-would serve as a cover to Five Points operations. It would prevent a
-premature recognition of their assailants by Twist and Louie; it would
-screen the slayers from identification by casual citizens looking on.
-
-Pioggi's messenger did well his work, and Twist and Louie moved
-magnificently albeit unsteadily into the open. They were sweeping the
-walk clear of lesser mortals, when the voice of Pioggi arrested their
-attention.
-
-"Oh, there, Twist; look here!"
-
-The voice came from the rear and to the right; Pioggi's position was one
-calculated to place the enemy at a double disadvantage.
-
-Twist turned his head. A bullet struck him above the eye! He staggered!
-The lead came in a storm! Twist went down; Louie fell across him! There
-were twelve bullets in Twist and eight in Louie. The coroner said that
-they were the deadest people of whom he owned official recollection.
-
-As the forethoughtful Pioggi was dashing away in his coup, a policeman
-gave chase. Pioggi drove a bullet through the helmet of the law. It
-stopped pursuit; but Gangland has ever held that the shot was an error.
-A little lower, and the policeman would have been killed. Also, the
-death of a policeman is apt to entail consequences.
-
-Pioggi went into hiding in Greenwich, where the Five Points had a
-hold-out. There were pullings and haulings and whisperings in dark
-political corners. When conditions had been whispered and hauled and
-pulled into shape satisfactory, Pioggi sent word to a favorite officer
-to come and arrest him.
-
-Pioggi explained to the court that his life had been threatened; he had
-shot only that he himself might live. His age was seventeen. Likewise
-there had been no public loss; the going of Twist and Louie had but
-raised the average of all respectability. The court pondered the
-business, and decided that justice would be fulfilled by sentencing
-Pioggi to the Elmira Reformatory.
-
-The best fashion of the Five Points visited Pioggi in the Tombs on the
-morning of his departure.
-
-"It's only thirteen months, Kid," came encouragingly from one. "You
-won't mind it."
-
-"Mind it!" responded Pioggi, in disdain of the worst that Elmira might
-hold for him; "mind it! I could do it standin' on me head."
-
-
-
-
-IV.--IKE THE BLOOD
-
-
-Whenever the police were driven to deal with him officially, he called
-himself Charles Livin, albeit the opinion prevailed at headquarters
-that in thus spelling it, he left off a final ski. The police, in
-the wantonness of their ignorance, described him on their books as a
-burglar. This was foolishly wide. He should have been listed as a simple
-Strong-Arm, whose methods of divorcing other people from their money,
-while effective, were coarse. Also, it is perhaps proper to mention that
-his gallery number at the Central Office was 10,394.
-
-It was during the supremacy of Monk Eastman that he broke out, and he
-had just passed his seventeenth birthday. Being out, he at once attached
-himself to the gang-fortunes of that chief; and it became no more than
-a question of weeks before his vast physical strength, the energy of his
-courage and a native ferocity of soul, won him his proud war-name of Ike
-the Blood. Compared with the herd about him, in what stark elements made
-the gangster important in his world, he shone out upon the eyes of folk
-like stars of a clear cold night.
-
-Ike the Blood looked up to his chief, Monk Eastman, as sailors look up
-to the North Star, and it wrung his soul sorely when that gang captain
-went to Sing Sing. In the war over the succession and the baton of gang
-command, waged between Ritchie Fitzpatrick and Kid Twist, Ike the Blood
-was compelled to stand neutral. Powerless to take either side, liking
-both ambitious ones, the trusted friend of both, his hands were tied;
-and later--first Fitzpatrick and then Twist--he followed both to the
-grave, sorrow not only on his lips but in his heart.
-
-It was one recent August day that I was granted an introduction to Ike
-the Blood. I was in the company of an intimate friend of mine--he holds
-high Central Office position in the police economy of New York. We
-were walking in Henry Street, in the near vicinity of that vigorous
-organization, the Ajax Club--so called, I take it, because its members
-are forever defying the lightnings of the law. My Central Office friend
-had mentioned Ike the Blood, speaking of him as a guiding light to such
-difficult ones as Little Karl, Whitey Louie, Benny Weiss, Kid Neumann,
-Tomahawk, Fritzie Rice, Dagley and the Lobster.
-
-Even as the names were in his mouth, his keen Central Office glance went
-roving through the open doorway of a grogshop.
-
-"There's Ike the Blood now," said he, and tossed a thumb, which had
-assisted in necking many a malefactor with tastes to be violent, towards
-the grogshop.
-
-Since to consider such pillars of East Side Society was the great reason
-of my ramble, we entered the place. Ike the Blood was sitting in state
-at a table to the rear of the unclean bar, a dozen of his immediate
-followers--in the politics of gang life these formed a minor order of
-nobility--with him.
-
-Being addressed by my friend, he arose and joined us; none the less
-he seemed reticent and a bit disturbed. This was due to the official
-character of my friend, plus the fact that the jealous eyes of those
-others were upon him. It is no advantage to a leader, like Ike the
-Blood, to be seen in converse with a detective. Should one of his
-adherents be arrested within a day or a week, the arrested one reverts
-to that conversation, and imagines vain things.
-
-"Take a walk with us, Ike," said my friend.
-
-Ike the Blood was obviously reluctant. Sinking his voice, and giving a
-glance over his shoulder at his myrmidons--not ten feet away, and every
-eye upon him--he remonstrated.
-
-"Say, I don't want to leave th' push settin' here, to go chasin' off
-wit' a bull. Fix it so I can come uptown sometime."
-
-"Very well," returned my friend, relenting; "I don't want to put you in
-Dutch with your fleet."
-
-There was a whispered brief word or two, and an arrangement for a meet
-was made; after which Ike the Blood lapsed into the uneasy circle he had
-quitted. As we left the grogshop, we could hear him loudly calling for
-beer. Possibly the Central Office nearness of my friend had rendered
-him thirsty. Or it may have been that the beer was meant to wet down
-and allay whatever of sprouting suspicion had been engendered in the
-trustless breasts of his followers.
-
-It was a week later.
-
-The day, dark and showery, was--to be exact--the eighth of August.
-Faithful to that whispered Henry Street arrangement, Ike the Blood sat
-awaiting the coming of my friend and myself in the Bal Tabarin. He
-had spoken of the stuss house of Phil Casey and Paper Box Johnny, in
-Twenty-ninth Street, but my friend entered a protest. There was his
-Central Office character to be remembered. A natural embarrassment must
-ensue were he brought face to face with stuss in a state of activity.
-Stuss was a crime, by surest word of law, and he had taken an oath
-of office. He did not care to pinch either Paper Box or Casey, and
-therefore preferred not to be drawn into a situation where the only
-alternative would be to either pull their joint or lay the bedplates of
-complaint against himself.
-
-"It's no good time to be up on charges," remonstrated my friend, "for
-the commish that's over us now would sooner grab a copper than a crook."
-
-Thus instructed, and feeling the delicacy of my friend's position, Ike
-the Blood had shifted suggestion to the Bal Tabarin. The latter house of
-entertainment, in Twenty-eighth Street, was innocent of stuss and indeed
-cards in any form. Kept by Sam Paul, it possessed a deserved popularity
-with Ike and the more select of his acquaintances.
-
-Ike the Blood appeared to better advantage in the Bal Tabarin than on
-that other, Henry Street, grogshop occasion. Those suspicious ones, of
-lowering eye and doubtful brow, had been left behind, and their absence
-contributed to his relief, and therefore to his looks. Not that he had
-been sitting in the midst of loneliness at the Bal Tabarin; Whitey Dutch
-and Slimmy were with him, and who should have been better company than
-they? Also, their presence was of itself an honor, since they were of
-his own high caste, and many layers above a mere gang peasantry. They
-would take part in the conversation, too, and, if to talk and touch
-glasses with a Central Office bull were an offense, it would leave them
-as deep in the police mud as was he in the police mire.
-
-Ike the Blood received us gracefully, if not enthusiastically, and
-was so polite as to put me on a friendly footing with his companions.
-Greetings over, and settled to something like our ease, I engaged myself
-mentally in taking Ike's picture. His forehead narrow, back-sloping at
-that lively angle identified by carpenters as a quarter-pitch, was not
-the forehead of a philosopher. I got the impression, too, that his small
-brown eyes, sad rather than malignant, would in any heat of anger
-blaze like twin balls of brown fire. Cheek-bones high; nose beaky,
-predatory--such a nose as Napoleon loved in his marshals; mouth coarsely
-sensitive, suggesting temperament; the broad, bony jaw giving promise
-of what staying qualities constitute the stock in trade of a bulldog; no
-mustache, no beard; a careless liberality of ear--that should complete
-the portrait. Fairly given, it was the picture of one who acted more
-than he thought, and whose atmosphere above all else conveyed the
-feeling of relentless force--the picture of one who under different
-circumstances might have been a Murat or a Massena.
-
-My friend managed the conversation, and did it with Central Office tact.
-Knowing what I was after, he brought up Gangland and the gangs,
-upon which topics Whitey Dutch, seeing no reasons for silence, spoke
-instructively. Aside from the great gangs, the Eastmans and the Five
-Points, I learned that other smaller yet independent gangs existed.
-Also, from Whitey's discourse, it was made clear that just as countries
-had frontiers, so also were there frontiers to the countries of the
-gangs. The Five Points, with fifteen hundred on its puissant muster
-rolls, was supreme--he said--between Broadway and the Bowery, Fourteenth
-Street and City Hall Park. The Eastmans, with one thousand warriors,
-flourished between Monroe and Fourteenth Streets, the Bowery and the
-East River. The Gas House Gang, with only two hundred in its nose count,
-was at home along Third Avenue between Eleventh and Eighteenth Streets.
-The vivacious Gophers were altogether heroes of the West Side. They
-numbered full five hundred, each a holy terror, and ranged the
-region bounded by Seventh Avenue, Fourteenth Street, Tenth Avenue and
-Forty-second Street. The Gophers owned a rock-bottom fame for their
-fighting qualities, and, speaking in the sense militant, neither the
-Eastmans nor the Five Points would care to mingle with them on slighter
-terms than two to one. The fulness of Whitey Dutch, himself of the Five
-Points, in what justice he did the Gophers, marked his splendid breadth
-of soul.
-
-Ike the Blood, overhung by some cloud of moodiness, devoted himself
-moderately to beer, taking little or less part in the talk. Evidently
-there was something bearing him down.
-
-"I ain't feelin' gay," he remarked; "an' at that, if youse was to ast
-me, I couldn't tell youse why."
-
-As though a thought had been suggested, he arose and started for the
-door.
-
-"I won't be away ten minutes," he said.
-
-Slimmy looked curiously at Whitey Dutch.
-
-"He's chased off to one of them fortune-tellers," said Whitey.
-
-"Do youse take any stock in them ginks who claims they can skin a deck
-of cards, or cock their eye into a teacup, an' then put you next to
-everyt'ing that'll happen to you in a year?"
-
-Slimmy aimed this at me.
-
-Upon my assurance, given with emphasis, that I attached no weight to
-so-called seers and fortunetellers, he was so magnanimous as to indorse
-my position.
-
-"They're a bunch of cheap bunks," he declared. "I've gone ag'inst
-'em time an' time, an' there's nothin' in it. One of 'em gives me his
-woid--after me comin' across wit' fifty cents--th' time Belfast Danny's
-in trouble, that Danny'll be toined out all right. Two days later Danny
-gets settled for five years."
-
-"Ike's stuck on 'em," remarked Whitey.
-
-Slimmy and Whitey Dutch, speaking freely and I think veraciously, told
-me many things. Whitey explained that, while he and Slimmy were shining
-lights of the Five Points, yet to be found fraternizing with Ike the
-Blood--an Eastman--was in perfect keeping with gang proprieties. For, as
-he pointed out, there was momentary truce between the Eastmans and the
-Five Points. Among the gangs, in seasons of gang peace, the nobles--by
-word of Whitey--were expected to make stately calls of ceremony and
-good fellowship upon one another, as had been the wont among Highland
-chieftains in the days of Bruce and Wallace.
-
-"Speaking of the Gas House Gang: how do they live?" I asked.
-
-"Stickin' up lushes mostly."
-
-"How much of this stick-up work goes on?"
-
-"Well"--thoughtfully--"they'll pull off as many as twenty-five stick-ups
-to-night."
-
-"There's no such number of squeals coming in at headquarters."
-
-The contradiction emanated from my Central Office friend, who felt
-criticized by inference.
-
-"Squeals!" exclaimed Whitey Dutch with warmth, "w'y should they squeal?
-The Gas House push'd cook 'em if they squealed. Suppose right now I
-was to go out an' get put in th' air; do you think I'd squeal? Well, I
-should say not; I'm no mutt! They'd about come gallopin' 'round tomorry
-wit' bale-sticks, an' break me arms an' legs, or mebby knock me block
-off. W'y, not a week ago, three Gas House _shtockers_ stands me up in
-Riving-ton Street, an' takes me clock--a red one wit' two doors. Then
-they pinches a fiver out of me keck. They even takes me bank-book.
-
-"W'at license has a stiff like youse got to have $375 in th' bank?' they
-says--like that.
-
-"Next night they comes bluffin' round for me three hundred and
-seventy-five dollar plant--w'at do you t'ink of that? But I'm there wit'
-a gatt me-self that time, an' ready to give 'em an argument. W'en they
-sees I'm framed up, they gets cold feet. But you can bet I don't do no
-squealin'!"
-
-"Did you get back your watch?"
-
-"How could I get it back?" peevishly. "No, I don't get back me watch.
-All the same, I'll lay for them babies. Some day I'll get 'em right, an'
-trim 'em to the queen's taste."
-
-My friend, leading conversation in his specious Central Office way,
-spoke of Ike the Blood's iron fame, and slanted talk in that direction.
-
-"Ike can certainly go some!" observed Slimmy meditatively. "Take it from
-me, there ain't any of 'em, even th' toughest ever, wants his game."
-Turning to Whitey: "Don't youse remember, Whitey, when he tears into
-Humpty Jackson an' two of his mob, over in Thirteenth Street, that time?
-There's nothin' to it! Ike simply makes 'em jump t'rough a hoop! Every
-lobster of 'em has his rod wit' him, too."
-
-"They wouldn't have had the nerve to fire 'em if they'd pulled 'em,"
-sneered Whitey. "Ike'd have made 'em eat th' guttaperchy all off th'
-handles, too. Say, I don't t'ink much of that Gas House fleet. They talk
-strong; but they don't bring home th' goods, see!"
-
-It appeared that, in spite of his sanguinary title, Ike the Blood had
-never killed his man.
-
-"He's tried," explained Slimmy, who felt as though the absent one, in
-his blood-guiltlessness, required defense; "but he all th' time misses.
-Ike's th' woist shot wit' a rod in th' woild."
-
-"Sure, Mike!"--from Whitey Dutch, his nose in his drink; "he couldn't
-hit th' Singer Buildin'." '"How does he make his money?" I asked.
-
-"Loft worker," broke in my friend.
-
-The remark was calculated to explode the others into fresh confidences.
-
-"Don't youse believe it!" came in vigorous denial from Whitey Dutch.
-"Ike never cracked a bin in his life. You bulls"--this was pointed
-especially at my friend--"say he's a dip, too. W'y, it's a laugh! Ike
-couldn't pick th' pocket of a dead man--couldn't put his hand into a
-swimmin' tank! That's how fly he is."
-
-"Now don't try to string me," retorted my friend, severely. "Didn't
-Ike fill in with Little Maxie and his mob, when they worked the Jersey
-fairs?"
-
-"But that was only to do the strong-arm work, in case there's a scrap,"
-protested Whitey. "On th' level, Ike is woise than Big Abrams. He can't
-even stall. An' as for gettin' a leather or a watch, gettin' a perfecto
-out of a cigar box would be about his limit."
-
-"That Joisey's a bum place; youse can go there for t'ree cents."
-
-The last was interjected by Slimmy--who had a fine wit of his own--with
-the hopeful notion of diverting discussion to less exciting questions
-than pocket-picking at the New Jersey fairs.
-
-It developed that while Ike the Blood had now and then held up a stuss
-game for its bank-roll, during some desperate ebb-tide of his fortunes,
-he drew his big income from a yearly ball.
-
-"He gives a racket," declared Whitey Dutch; "that's how Ike gets his
-dough. Th' last one he pulls off nets him about twenty-five hundred
-plunks."
-
-"What price were the tickets?" I inquired. Twenty-five hundred dollars
-sounded large.
-
-"Th' tickets is fifty cents," returned Whitey, "but that's got nothin'
-to do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like
-that"--and Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its
-generous openness. "'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he
-ain't lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows
-in five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off
-a trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein'
-a piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
-more he knows you like him." It was becoming plain. A gentleman of
-gang prominence gives a ball--a racket--and coins, so to speak, his
-disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money.
-To discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket..
-The measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's
-reputation.
-
-"One t'ing youse can say of Ike," observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
-look of virtue, "he never made no money off a woman."
-
-"Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!" added Whitey,
-corroboratively.
-
-Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to
-cease--audibly, at least--all consideration of his merits. He might have
-regarded discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing
-lightly, he took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter.
-Compared with what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore
-a look of relief.
-
-"Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys," he said at last, breaking into
-an uneasy laugh, "but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to
-a fortune teller--a dandy, she is--one that t'rows a fit, or goes into a
-trance, or some such t'ing."
-
-"A fortune teller!" said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
-before.
-
-"It's on account of a dream. In all th' years"--Ike spoke as might one
-who had put a century behind him--"in all th' years I've been knockin'
-about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun, see?
-Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now. But
-last night I had a dream:--I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's somet'in'
-I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot argument
-th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me--that dream does. You
-see"--this to my friend--"I'm figgerin' on openin' a house over in
-Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for givin' me th'
-frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side, where
-I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
-Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun-------"
-
-"And so you consult a fortune teller," laughed my friend, who was not
-superstitious, but practical.
-
-"Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
-don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
-one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for
-th' limit!'"
-
-"Which she proceeded to do," broke in my friend.
-
-"Listen! Th' old dame--after coppin' me dollar--stiffens back an' shuts
-her eyes; an' next, th' foist flash out of th' box she says--speakin'
-like th' wind in a keyhole: 'You're in th' midst of trouble; a man is
-killed!' Then she wakes up. 'W'y didn't youse go t'rough?' I says; T
-want th' rest. Who is it gets croaked, th' other dub or me?' Th' old
-dame insists that to go back, an' get th' address of th' party who's
-been bumped off, she must have another dollar. Oh, they're th' birds,
-them fortune tellers, to grab th' dough! But of course I can't stop
-there, so I bucks up wit' another bone. 'There you be,' I says; 'now, is
-it me that gets it, or does he?"
-
-"W'at he?" demanded Whitey.
-
-"How do I know?" The tone and manner were impatient. "It's th' geek I'm
-havin' trouble wit'." Ike looked at me, as one who would understand
-and perhaps sympathize, and continued: "This time th' old dame says th'
-party who's been cooked is some other guy; it ain't me. T can see now
-that it ain't you,' she says. 'You're ridin' away in a patrol wagon,
-wit' a lot of harness bulls.' That's good so far. 'So I gets th'
-collar?' I says. 'How about th' trial?' She answers, 'There ain't no
-trial;' an' then she comes out of her trance, same as a diver comes up
-out o' the water."
-
-"Is that all?" asked Slimmy.
-
-"That's where she lets me off."
-
-"W'y don't youse dig for another dollar," said Whitey, "an' tell th' old
-hag to put on her suit an' go down ag'in for th' rest?" Whitey had been
-impressed by that simile of the diver.
-
-"W'at more is there to get? I ain't killed; an' I ain't tried--that
-oughter do me. Th' coroner t'rows me loose, most likely. Anyhow, I ain't
-goin' to sit there all day, skinnin' me roll for that old sponge--a
-plunk a crack, too."
-
-"Talk of th' cost of livin'!" remarked Slimmy, with a grin. "Ain't it
-fierce, th' way them fortune tellers'll slim a guy's bank-roll for him,
-once they has him hooked? They'll get youse to goin'; an' after that
-it's like one of them stories w'at ends wit' 'Continued in our next.'
-W'y, it's like playin' th' horses, only woise. Th' foist day you goes
-out to win; an' after that, you keep goin' back to get even." Ike the
-Blood paid no heed to the pessimistic philosophy of Slimmy; he was too
-wholly wrapped up in what he had been told.
-
-"Well," he broke forth, following a ruminative pause, "anyhow, I'd
-sooner he gets it than me."
-
-"There you go ag'in about that 'he,'" protested Whitey, and the manner
-of Whitey was querulous.
-
-"Th' guy she sees me hooked up wit'!" This came off a bit warmly. "You
-know w'at I mean."
-
-"Take it easy!--take it easy!" urged my friend. "What is there to get
-hot about? You don't mean to say, Ike, you're banking on that guff the
-old dame handed you?"
-
-"Next week"--the shadow of a smile playing across his face--"I won't
-believe it. But it sounds like th' real t'ing now."
-
-The door of the Bal Tabarin opened to the advent of a weasel-eyed
-individual.
-
-"Hello, Whitey!" exclaimed Weasel-eye cheerily, shaking hands with
-Whitey Dutch. "I just leaves a namesake of yours; an' say, he's in bad!"
-
-"W'at namesake?"
-
-"Whitey Louie. A bunch of them West Side guerrillas has him cornered,
-over in a dump at Twenty-seventh Street and Seventh Avenoo. It looks
-like there'd be somethin' doin'; an', as I don't Avant no part of it, I
-screws out."
-
-At the name of Whitey Louie, Ike the Blood arose to his feet.
-
-"Whitey Louie?" he questioned; "Seventh Avenoo an' Twenty-seventh
-Street?"
-
-"That's th' ticket," replied Weasel-eye; "an' youse can cash on it."
-
-Ike the Blood hurried out the door.
-
-"Whitey Louie is Ike's closest pal," observed Whitey Dutch, explaining
-the hurried departure. "Will there be trouble?" I asked.
-
-"I don't t'ink so," said Slimmy. "It's four for one they'll lay down to
-Ike."
-
-"Don't put your swell bet on it!" came warningly from Whitey Dutch;
-"them Gophers are as tough a bunch as ever comes down the pike."
-
-"Tough nothin'!" returned Slimmy: "they'll be duck soup to Ike."
-
-"Why don't you look into it?" I asked, turning to my friend. As a
-taxpayer, I yearned for some return on that $16,000,000 a year which New
-York City pays for its police.
-
-That ornament of the Central Office yawned, and motioned to the waiter
-to bring his bill.
-
-"That sort of thing is up to the cop on the beat," said he.
-
-"Whitey an' me 'ud get in on it," explained Slimmy--his expression was
-one of half apology--"only you see we belong at th' other end of th'
-alley. We're Five Points; Ike an' Whitey Louie are Eastmans; an' in a
-clash between Eastmans an' Gophers, it's up to us to stand paws-off,
-see!"
-
-"That's straight talk," coincided Whitey.
-
-"Suppose, seeing it's stopped raining, we drift over there," said my
-friend, adjusting his Panama at the exact Central Office angle.
-
-As we journeyed along, I noticed Slimmy and Whitey Dutch across the
-street. It was already written that Whitey Dutch, himself, would be shot
-to death in the Stag before the year was out; but the shadow of that
-impending taking-off was not apparent in his face. Indeed, from that
-face there shone forth only pleasure in anticipation, and a lively
-interest.
-
-"They'd no more miss it than they'd miss a play at the theater,"
-remarked my friend, who saw where my glance was directed.
-
-About a ginmill, on the corner of Seventh Avenue and Twenty-seventh
-Street, a crowd had collected. A patrol wagon was backing up.
-
-An officer in uniform tossed a prisoner into the wagon, with no more
-ceremony than should attend the handling of a bag of bran.
-
-"It's Dubillier!" exclaimed Whitey Dutch, naming the prisoner.
-
-The two Five Pointers had taken position on the edge of the crowd,
-directly in front of my friend and me.
-
-"There's Ike!" said Slimmy, as two policemen were seen pushing their
-way towards the patrol wagon, Ike the Blood between them. "Them bulls
-is holdin' him up, too, an' his face is as pale as paper! By thunder,
-they've nailed him!"
-
-"I told you them Gophers were tough students," was the comment of Whitey
-Dutch.
-
-My friend began forcing his way forward. As he plowed through the crowd,
-Whitey Dutch and Slimmy, having advantage of his wake, kept close at his
-heels.
-
-Slimmy threw me a whispered word: "Be th' way th' mob is actin', I t'ink
-Ike copped one." Slimmy, before the lapse of many minutes, was again at
-my side, attended by Whitey Dutch. The pair wore that manner of quick
-yet neutral appreciation which belongs--we'll say--with such as English
-army officers visiting the battlefield of Santiago while the action
-between the Spaniards and the Americans is being waged. It wasn't their
-fight, it was an Eastman-Gopher fight, but as fullblown Five Pointers it
-became them vastly to be present. Also, they might learn something.
-
-"Ike dropped one," nodded Whitey Dutch, answering the question in my
-eye. "It's Ledwich."
-
-"What was the row about?" I asked.
-
-"Whitey Louie. The Gophers was goin' to hand it to him; but just then
-Ike comes through th' door on th' run, an' wit' that they outs wit'
-their rods an' goes to peggin' at him. Then Ike gets to goin' an' cops
-Ledwich."
-
-"Th' best th' Gophers can get," observed Slimmy--and his manner was as
-the manner of one balancing an account--"th' best th' Gophers can get is
-an even break; an' to do that they'll have to cash on Ike. Whitey Louie?
-He makes his get-away all right. Say, Whitey, let's beat it round to the
-Tenderloin Station, an' get th' finish."
-
-The finish was soon told. Ike the Blood lay dead on the station house
-floor; a bullet had drilled its dull way through his lungs. An officer
-was just telephoning his people in Chrystie Street.
-
-"Now do youse see?" said Whitey Dutch, correcting what he conceived to
-be Slimmy's skepticism; "that fortune tellin' skirt handed out th' right
-dope. 'One croaked!--Ike in th' hurry-up wagon!--no trial!' That's th'
-spiel she makes; an' it falls true, see!"
-
-"Ike oughter have dug down for another bone," returned Slimmy, more than
-half convinced; "she'd have put him hep to that bullet in his breather,
-mebby."
-
-"W'at good 'ud that have done?"
-
-"Good? If he'd got th' tip, he might have ducked--you can't tell."
-
-"It's a bad business," I commented to my friend, who had rejoined me.
-
-"It would be a good thing"--shrugging his cynical Central Office
-shoulders--"if, with a change of names, it could happen every day in
-the year. By the way, I forgot my umbrella; let's go back to the Bal
-Tabarin."
-
-
-
-
-V.--INDIAN LOUIE
-
-
-No one knew his real name, not even the police, and the police, let me
-tell you, know much more than they can prove. The Central Office never
-once had the pleasure of mugging and measuring and parading him at the
-morning bawling out, and the Mulberry Street records to the last were
-barren concerning him. For one brief space and only one did Mulberry
-Street nourish hopes. That was when he himself let it be thought that
-somewhere, sometime, somehow, he had taken some one's life. At this,
-Mulberry Street fairly shook the wide earth like a tablecloth in search
-of proof, but got not so much as one poor crumb of confirmation.
-
-It was at Big Jack's in Chatham Square that local history first laid
-eyes on him. Big Jack is gone now; the Committee of Fourteen decided
-upon him virtuously as an immoralist, handed him the fatal blue paper,
-and he perished. Jack Sirocco--who was himself blue-papered in a Park
-Row hour--keeps the place now.
-
-Starting from Big Jack's, he soon began to be known in Flynn's, and
-Nigger Mike's, and about the Chatham Club. When his pals spoke to him
-they called him Louie. When they spoke of him they called him Indian
-Louie, or Spanish Louie, to the end that he be identified among the
-hosts of East Side Louies, who were and are as many as the leaves on a
-large tree.
-
-Rumor made Indian Louie a native of South America, and his dark skin,
-black eyes, thin lips, high cheek-bones and high curved nose helped
-rumor out in this. Also, he was supposed to be of Spanish or Portuguese
-extraction.
-
-When Louie was buried, this latter assumption received a jolt. His
-funeral, conducted by a rabbi, was according to strictest Hebrew
-ceremonial.
-
-Two pieces of porcelain were laid upon his eyes, as intimating that he
-had seen enough. A feather, which a breath would have disturbed,
-was placed upon his upper lip. This was to evidence him as fully and
-conclusively dead, although on that point, in all conscience, the
-coroner's finding should have been enough. The flowers, which Gangland
-sent to prove its grief, were put aside because too gay and pleasant.
-The body was laid upon straw. A would-be pallbearer, since his name was
-Cohen, had to be excluded from the rites, as any orthodox Jew could have
-told him must be the case. For death and the dead are unclean; and a
-Cohen, who by virtue of his name is of the high-priest caste--Aaron was
-a Cohen--and tends the altars, must touch nothing, approach nothing,
-that is unclean. The funeral was scrupulously held before the second
-sun went down, and had to be hurried a little, because the morgue
-authorities, hobbled of red tape, move as slowly as the sea itself in
-giving up the dead. The coffin--of poorest pine--was knocked to pieces
-in the grave, before the clods of earth were shoveled in and the
-doomsday sods laid on. The garments of him who acted as principal
-mourner were faithfully torn; that is to say, the rabbi cut a careful
-slit in the lapel of that mourner's waistcoat where it wouldn't show.
-
-You will see from this, that every detail was holy by most ancient
-Jewish prescription. And the business led to talk. Those about Flynn's,
-Nigger Mike's and the Chatham Club, to say naught of members of the
-Humpty Jackson gang, and others who in his latter days had been near
-if not dear to him, confessed that it went far in contradiction of any
-Spanish or Portuguese ancestry for Louie.
-
-Louie was a mystery, and studied to be so. And to be a mystery is as
-difficult as being a hypocrite. One wrong word, one moment off your
-guard, and lo, a flood of light! The mystery vanishes, the hypocrisy is
-laid bare. You are no longer a riddle. Or, if so, then a riddle that has
-been solved. And he who was a riddle, but has been solved, is everywhere
-scoffed at and despised.
-
-Louie must have possessed a genius for mystery, since not once did he
-fall down in that difficult rle. He denied nothing, confirmed nothing,
-of the many tales told about him. A waif-word wagged that he had been in
-the army, without pointing to any regiment; and that he had been in the
-navy, without indicating what boat. Louie, it is to be thought, somewhat
-fostered this confusion. It deepened him as a mystery, and made him more
-impressive.
-
-Louie was careful, also, that his costume should assist. He made up
-all in black--black shoes, black trousers, black coat, black hat of
-semi-sombrero type. Even in what may be spoken of as the matter of
-linen--although there was no linen about it--he adhered to that funereal
-hue, and in lieu of a shirt wore a sweater, collar close up to the
-chin, and all as black as his coat. As he walked the streets, black eyes
-challenging, threatening, from underneath the black, wide-rimmed hat, he
-showed not from top to toe a fleck of white.
-
-Among what tales went here and there concerning Louie, there was one
-which described him as the deadest of dead shots. This he accentuated by
-a brace of big Colt's pistols, which bore him constant company, daylight
-and dark. There was no evidence of his having used this artillery, no
-word of any killing to his perilous glory. Indeed, he couldn't have
-pointed to so much as one wounded man.
-
-Only once did those pistols come into play. Valenski's stuss house, in
-Third Avenue near Fourteenth Street, was put in the air. The hold-ups
-descended upon Valenski's, grabbed $80 which was on the table, and sent
-Valenski into his safe for $300 more. While this went on, Louie stood
-in the door, a gun in each fist, defying the gaping, staring, pop-eyed
-public to interfere. He ran no risk, as everyone well knew. The East
-Side, while valorous, never volunteers. There was no more chance of
-outside interference to save Valenski from being plundered, than of
-outside contributions to make him up another roll.
-
-The incident might have helped in building up for Louie a reputation,
-had it not been that all that was starkly heroic therein melted when,
-two days later, the ravished $380 was privily restored to Valenski, with
-the assurance that the entire business was a jest. Valenski knew
-nothing humorous had been intended, and that his bundle was returned in
-deference only to the orders of one high in politics and power. Also, it
-was the common feeling, a feeling no less cogent for not being put into
-words, that had Louie been of the wood from which champions are carved,
-the $380 would never have come back. To refrain from some intended
-stick-up upon grave orders given, might mean no more than prudence and
-a right discipline. But to send back money, once in actual hand and when
-the risk and work of which it stood the harvest had been encountered
-and performed, was to fly in the face of gang ethics. An order to that
-effect, however eminent its source, should have been met with stony
-refusal.
-
-There was one tale which should go, perhaps, to the right side of the
-reputational ledger, as indicating that Louie had nerve. Crazy Charlie
-was found dead in the mouth of a passageway, which opened off Mulberry
-Street near the Bowery. His throat had been cut from ear to ear. No one
-of sense supposed Louie did that throat slashing.
-
-Crazy Charlie was a hop-head, without a dollar in his jeans, and Louie
-never did anything except for money. He would no more have gone about a
-profitless killing, than he would have wasted time and effort by fishing
-in a bathtub.
-
-For all that, on the whispered hint of the Ghost--who himself was killed
-finally as a snitch--two plain-clothes men from the Eldridge Street
-station grabbed Louie. They did not tell him the reason of the pinch.
-Neither did they spread it on the books. The police have a habit of
-protecting themselves from the consequences of a foolish collar by a
-specious system of concealment, and put nothing on the blotter until
-sure.
-
-When searched at the desk, Louie's guns were discovered. Also, from
-inside his waistcoat was taken a seven-inch knife, which, as said the
-police sergeant, might have slit the windpipe of Crazy Charlie or any
-other bug. But, as anyone with eyes might see, the knife was as purely
-virginal as when it came from a final emery wheel in its far-off
-Sheffield home. It had slit nothing.
-
-Still, those plain-clothes dicks did not despair. They hoped to startle
-Louie into a confession. With a view to his moral and physical stampede,
-they conveyed Louie in a closed patrol wagon, at mirk midnight, to the
-morgue. He hadn't been told what he was charged with; he didn't know
-where he was going.
-
-The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the
-morgue before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
-plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was
-thick blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their
-wordless way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into
-position.
-
-Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
-
-There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
-dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
-across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on
-the dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
-plain-clothes escorts for a match.
-
-"Do you see this?" demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the
-dead head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
-
-The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard
-to achieve so little.
-
-"Yes," retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. "Also, I'll tell you bulls
-another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on
-this stiff all night an' smoke a pipe."
-
-Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
-morgue door.
-
-The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
-minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood
-off a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called
-upon the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This
-emigrant from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued
-that he might bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest
-frown, he demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would
-be the consequences of refusal.
-
-"Because," said Louie, "when I go out for anything I get it, see?"
-
-The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. "Come round in half an
-hour," said he, "when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have
-the cush ready for yez."
-
-Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing
-big-bellied stove.
-
-An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned.
-The poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the
-stove. There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking
-rear of Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to
-leap screechingly from a second-storey window.
-
-"That's phwy I puts th' windy up," explained the Wop; "I didn't want
-that chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!"
-he repeated with measureless contempt. "Let me tell youse ginks wan
-thing." This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. "If ever
-that bum shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether.
-Does he think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a
-full-blown Mick?"
-
-Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
-morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you
-might think.
-
-"For who," said the general voice, "would face and fight a white-hot
-poker?"
-
-On the whole, public sentiment was inclined to sustain Louie in that
-second-storey jump.
-
-From what has been written, it will not astonish you to hear that, upon
-the important matter of courage, Louie's place in society had not been
-absolutely fixed. Some said one thing, some another. There are game men
-in Gangland; and there exist others who aren't the real thing. Sardinia
-Frame believes, with the Irish Wop, that Louie belonged in the latter
-class. Also, Sardinia Frank is entitled to an opinion. For he was born
-in Mulberry Bend, and has himself been tried twice on charges of murder.
-
-It was Sardinia Frank, by the way, who smote upon Eat-'em-up Jack with
-that effective lead pipe, albeit, there being no proof, he was never
-arrested for it. No, he doesn't admit it, even among intimates and where
-such admission would be respected as sacred. But when joked concerning
-it, he has ever worn a cheerful, satisfied look--like the pictures
-of the cat that ate the canary--and while careful not to accept, was
-equally careful not to reject, the compliment implied. Moreover, when
-the dead Eat-'em-up-Jack was picked up, the lead pipe used to break his
-skull had been tucked jocosely under his arm. It was clear to knowing
-ones that none except Sardinia Frank would have thought of such a jest.
-To him it would have come readily enough, since death always appealed to
-his sense of humor.
-
-Clad in a Tuxedo and an open-face suit, Sardinia Frank, at the time
-I questioned him, was officiating as peace-preserver in the Normandie
-rathskeller. By way of opener, I spoke of his mission on the rathskeller
-earth.
-
-"I'm here to keep out everybody I know," said he simply.
-
-There was a pathetic side to this which, in his ingenuousness, Frank
-failed wholly to remark.
-
-"About Indian Louie?" I at last said.
-
-It was within an hour after Louie had been killed.
-
-"I'll tell youse about Louie," returned Frank. "Of course, he's dead,
-an' lyin' on a slab in th' morgue right now. They 'phoned me woid ten
-minutes ago. But that don't make no difference. He was a bluff; he
-wasn't th' goods. He went around wit' his hat over his eyes, bulldozin'
-everybody he could, an' lettin' on to be a hero. An' he's got what
-heroes get."
-
-"Did you ever get tangled up with him?" I asked.
-
-"Let me show you," and Frank became confidential. "This'll give youse a
-line. One time he's got two hundred bones. Mollie Squint climbs into a
-yap-wagon an' touches a rube for it. Louie takes it, an' plants it wit'
-Nigger Mike. That's about six months ago. Th' next night, me bein' wise
-to it, I chases to Mike an' says, 'Louie's over to Jigger's, pointin'
-stuss, an' he wants th' two hundred.' So Mike hands me th' dough. I
-splits it five ways wit' th' gang who's along, each of us gettin' his
-little old bit of forty dollars apiece.
-
-"Louie, when he finds out next day, makes an awful beef. He tells
-everybody he's goin' to hand it to me--goin' to cook me on sight, see? I
-hears of it, an' I hunts Louie up in Jack Sirocco's.
-
-"'Say, Louie,' I says, 'about that cookin' me. Th' bully way would be to
-come right now over to Hoboken, an' bump me off to-night. I'll go wit'
-youse. An' there won't be no hang-over, see; 'cause no one in Joisey'll
-care, an' no one in New York'll know.'
-
-"Do youse think Louie'll come? Not on your necktie! He didn't want me
-game--just wanted to talk, that's all.
-
-"'Not youse, Frank,' he said; 'I ain't gunnin' for youse. It's Nigger
-Mike; he's th' guy I'm goin' to croak. He oughtn't to have let youse
-have th' money.' No, of course, he don't go after Mike; that's simply
-his crawl.
-
-"Take it from me," Frank concluded, "Louie wasn't th' goods. He'd run a
-bluff, but he never really hoited a guy in his whole life. As I says, he
-goes about frownin', an' glarin', an' givin' people th' fiery eye, an'
-t'rowin' a chest, an' lettin' it go broadcast that he's a hero. An' for
-a finish he's got w'at heroes get."
-
-Such was the word of Sardinia Frank.
-
-When he fell with two bullets through his brain, and two more through
-his body, Louie had $170 in his pocket, $700 in his shoe, and $3,000
-in the Bowery Bank. This prosperity needn't amaze. There was, for one
-thing, a racket reason to be hereinafter set forth. Besides, Pretty
-Agnes and Mollie Squint both walked the streets in Louie's loved behalf,
-and brought him all in the way of riches that came to their lure. Either
-was sure for five dollars a day, and Mollie Squint, who could graft a
-little, once came in with $800. Both Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint most
-fiercely adored Louie, and well did he know how to play one loving heart
-against the other. Some say that of the pair he preferred Pretty Agnes.
-If so, he wasn't fool enough to let her find it out. She might have
-neglected her business to bask in his sweet society.
-
-Besides, when it came to that, Louie's heart was really given to
-a blonde burlesquer, opulent of charm. This _artiste_ snubbed and
-neglected Louie for the love of a stage manager. But she took and spent
-Louie's money, almost if not quite as fast as Pretty Agnes and Mollie
-Squint could bring it to him from the streets.
-
-Louie never made any place his hangout long. There was no element of
-loyalty in him, whether for man or for woman, and he went from friend
-to friend and gang to gang. He would stay nowhere, remain with no one,
-after his supremacy had been challenged. And such hardy natures as Biff
-Ellison, Jimmy Kelly, Big Mike Abrams, Chick Tricker and Jack Sirocco
-were bound to challenge it. They had a way, too, of putting the acid on
-an individual, and unless his fighting heart were purest gold they'd
-surely find it out. And Louie never stood the test. Thus, beginning at
-Big Jack's in Chatham Square, Louie went from hangout to hangout, mob to
-mob, until, working through Nigger Mike's, the Chatham Club and
-Sharkey's, he came at last to pal in with the Humpty Jackson guerrillas.
-
-These worthies had a stamping ground in a graveyard between First and
-Second Avenue, in the block bounded north and south by Twelfth and
-Thirteenth Streets. There Louie was wont to meet such select company as
-Monahokky, Nigger Ruhl, Candy Phil, the Lobster Kid, Maxie Hahn, and the
-Grabber. As they lolled idly among the tombstones, he would give them
-his adventures by flood and by field. Louie, besides being conceited,
-was gifted with an imagination and liked to hear himself talk. Not that
-he felt obliged to accuracy in these narrations. It was enough that he
-made them thrilling, and in their telling shed an effulgent ray upon
-himself.
-
-While he could entertain with his stories, Louie was never popular.
-There was that doubt about his courage. Also, he was too frugal. No one
-had ever caught the color of his money. Save in the avaricious instance
-of the big blonde burlesquer, as hungry as false, he held by the selfish
-theology that it is more blessed to receive than to give.
-
-Taking one reason and another, those about Louie at the finish were
-mainly the Humpty Jackson bunch. His best hangout of any fashion was the
-Hesper Club. Had Humpty Jackson remained with his own, Louie might
-have been driven, in search of comradeship, to go still further afield.
-Humpty was no weakling, and while on the surface a whining, wheedling,
-complaining cripple, owned his volcanic side, and had once shot it out,
-gun to gun and face to face, with no less a paladin than Jimmy Kelly.
-Louie would have found the same fault with Humpty that he had found with
-those others. Only Humpty didn't last long enough after Louie joined his
-forces. Some robbery came off, and a dull jury held Humpty responsible.
-With that, the judge sent him up for a long term of years, and there he
-sticks to-day. Humpty took the journey crying that he had been jobbed by
-the police. However that may have been, his going made it possible
-for Louie to remain with the Jacksons, and shine at those ghoulish,
-graveyard meetings, much longer than might otherwise have been the case.
-
-While Louie had removed to the remote regions about Fourteenth Street
-and Third Avenue, and was seldom seen in Chatham Square or Chinatown,
-he was not forgotten in those latter precincts. Jew Yetta brought up
-his name one evening in the Chatham Club, and spoke scornfully of him in
-conjunction with the opulent blonde.
-
-"That doll's makin' a farmer of Louie," was the view of Jew Yetta.
-
-"At that," remarked the Dropper--for this was in the days of his liberty
-and before he had been put away--"farmer or no farmer, it's comin'
-easier for him now than when he was in the navy, eatin' sow-belly out of
-a harness cask an' drinkin' bilge. W'at's that ship he says he's sailin'
-in, Nailer?" continued the Dropper. "Ain't it a tub called _Atalanta?_"
-
-"There never is a ship in the navy named _Atalanta_."
-
-This declaration, delivered with emphasis, emanated from old Jimmy, who
-had a place by himself in East Side consideration. Old Jimmy was about
-sixty, with a hardwood-finish face and 'possum-colored hair. He had been
-a river pirate in the old days, and roamed the midnight waters for what
-he might pick up. Those were times when he troubled the police, who
-made him trouble in return. But one day old Jimmy salvaged a rich man's
-daughter, who--as though to make his fortune--had fallen overboard from
-a yacht, and bored her small hole in the water within a rod or two of
-Jimmy's skiff. Certainly, he fished her out, and did it with a boat
-hook. More; he sagaciously laid her willowy form across a thwart, to
-the end that the river water flow more easily from her rosebud mouth.
-Relieved of the water, the rescued beauty thanked Jimmy profusely; and,
-for his generous part, her millionaire father proceeded to pension his
-child's preserver for life. The pension was twenty-five dollars a week.
-Coming fresh and fresh with every Monday, Jimmy gave up his piracies and
-no longer haunted in the name of loot the nightly reaches of the river.
-Indeed, he became offensively idle and honest.
-
-"No sir," repeated old Jimmy; "there never is a ship in our navy named
-_Atalanta_."
-
-"All th' same," retorted the dropper, "I lamps a yacht once w'at's
-called _Atalanta_."
-
-"An' who says No?" demanded old Jimmy, testily. "I'm talkin' about th'
-United States Navy. But speakin' of Louie, it ain't no cinch he's ever
-in th 'navy. I'd sooner bet he's been in jail."
-
-"An' if he was," said Jew Yetta, "there ain't no one here who's got
-anything on him."
-
-"W'at does Atalanta mean, anyway?" questioned the Dropper, who didn't
-like the talk of jails. "Is it a place?"
-
-"Nixie," put in Slimmy, the erudite, ever ready to display his learning.
-"Atalanta's the name of a skirt, who b'longs 'way back. She's some soon
-as a sprinter, too, an' can run her one hundred yards in better than ten
-seconds. Every god on Olympus clocked this dame, an' knew what she could
-do."
-
-"W'at's her story?" asked the Dropper.
-
-"It gets along, d'ye see, where Atalanta's folks thinks she ought to get
-married. But she won't have it; she'd sooner be a sprinter. With that,
-they crowd her hand; an' to get shut of 'em, she finally tacks it up on
-the bulletin board that she'll chase to th' altar only with some student
-who can beat her at a quarter mile dash. 'No lobsters need apply!' says
-she. Also, there's conditions. Under the rules, if some chump calls th'
-bluff, an' can't make good--if she lands him loses--her papa's headsman
-will be on th' job with his axe, an' that beaten gink'll get his block
-whacked off."
-
-"An' does any one go against such a game?" queried Jew Yetta.
-
-"Sure! A whole fleet of young Archibalds and Reginalds went up ag'inst
-it. They all lose; an' his jiblets wit' th' cleaver chops off their
-youthful beans.
-
-"But the luck turns. One day a sure-thing geek shows up whose monaker is
-Hippomenes. Hippy's a fly Indian; there ain't goin' to be no headsman in
-his. Hippy's hep to skirts, too, an' knows where th' board is off their
-fence. He organizes with three gold apples, see, an' every time little
-Atalanta Shootin' Star goes flashin' by, he chucks down one of 'em in
-front of her. She simply eats it up; she can't get by not one; an' she
-loses so much time grabbin' for 'em, Hippy noses in a winner."
-
-"Good boy!" broke forth the Dropper. "An' do they hook up?"
-
-"They're married; but it don't last. You see its Venus who shows Hippy
-how to crab Atalanta's act an' stakes him to th' gold apples. An' later,
-when he double-crosses Venus, that goddess changes him an' his baby mine
-into a-couple of lions."
-
-The Irish Wop had been listening impatiently. It was when Governor
-Hughes flourished in Albany, and the race tracks were being threatened.
-The Wop, as a pool-room keeper, was vastly concerned.
-
-"I see," said the Wop, appealing directly to old Jimmy as the East Side
-Nestor, "that la-a-ad Hughes is makin' it hot for Belmont an' Keene an'
-th' rist av th' racin' gang. Phwat's he so ha-a-ard on racin' for? Do
-yez look on playin' th' ponies as a vice, Jimmy?"
-
-"Well," responded old Jimmy with a conservative air, "I don't know as
-I'd call it a vice so much as a bonehead play."
-
-"They call it th' shpo-r-rt av kings," observed die Wop, loftily.
-
-Old Jimmy snorted. "Sport of kings!" said he. "Sport of come-ons,
-rather. Them Sport-of-kings gezebos 'll go on, too, an' give you a
-lot of guff about racin' bein' healthy. But they ain't sayin' a word
-concernin' th' mothers an' youngones livin' in hot two-room tenements,
-an' jumpin' sideways for grub, while th' husbands and fathers is blowin'
-in their bank-rolls in th' bettin' ring, an' gettin' healthy. An' th'
-little jocks, too--mere kids! I've wondered th' Gerries didn't get after
-'em. But I suppose th' Gerries know who to pass up, an' who to pinch, as
-well as th' oldest skipper on th' Force."
-
-"F'r all that," contended the Wop, stubbornly, "thim la-a-ads that's
-mixed up wit' th' racin' game is good feltys."
-
-"Good fellows," repeated old Jimmy with contempt. "I recollect seein' a
-picture once, a picture of a girl--a young wife, she is--lyin' with her
-head on an untouched dinner table--fallen asleep, poor thing! Th' clock
-in the picture is pointin' to midnight. There she's been waitin' with
-th' dinner she's cooked with her own little lovin' mitts, for that souse
-of a husband to come home. Under th' picture it says, 'For he's a jolly
-good fellow!'"
-
-"Somebody'd ought to have put a head on him!" quoth Jew Yetta, whose
-sympathies were both active and militant.
-
-"Say," went on Jimmy, "that picture gets on my nerves. A week later
-I'm down be th' old Delmonico joint at Twenty-sixth an' Broadway. It's
-meb-by one o'clock in th' mornin'. As I'm goin' by th' Twenty-sixt'
-Street door, out floats a fleet of Willies, stewed to the gills, singin'
-in honor of a dude who's in th' middle, 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'
-
-"'Who's that galoot?' I asks th' dub who's slammin' carriage doors at
-the curb. 'Is he a married man?'
-
-"'He's married all right," says th' door-slammin' dub.
-
-"Wit that I tears into him. It's a good while ago, an' I could slug
-a little. Be th' time th' copper gets there, I've got that jolly good
-fellow lookin' like he'd been caught whistlin' _Croppies Lie Down_ at
-Fiftieth Street an' Fift' Avenoo when th' Cathedral lets out."
-
-"Well, I'm not married," remarked the Wop, snappishly;--"I'm not
-married; I niver was married; an' I niver will be married aloive."
-
-"Did youse notice?" remarked the Dropper, "how they gets a roar out of
-old Boss Croker? He's for racin' all right."
-
-"Naturally," said old Jimmy. "Him ownin' race horses, Croker's for th'
-race tracks. He don't cut no ice."
-
-"How much do yez figger Croker had cleaned up, Jimmy, when he made his
-getaway for Ireland?" asked the Wop, licking an envious lip.
-
-"Without comin' down to book-keepin'," returned old Jimmy, carelessly,
-"my understandin' is that, be havin' th' whole wad changed into thousand
-dollar bills, he's able to get it down to th' dock on a dray."
-
-The Grabber came in. He beckoned Slimmy, and the two were at once
-immersed in serious whisperings.
-
-"What are youse two stews chinnin' about?" called out the Dropper
-lazily, from across the room. "Be youse thinkin' of orderin' th' beer?"
-
-"It's about Indian Louie," replied Slimmy, angrily. "Th' Grabber here
-says Louie's out to skin us."
-
-"Indian Louie," remarked the Wop, with a gleam in his little gray eye.
-"That's th' labberick w'at's goin' to shti-i-ick up me poolroom f'r thim
-fifty bones. Anny wan that'd have annything to do wit' a bum loike him
-ought to get skinned."
-
-"W'at's he tryin' to saw off on youse?" asked the Dropper.
-
-"This is th' proposition." It was the Grabber now. "Me an' Slimmy here
-goes in wit' Louie to give that racket last week in Tammany Hall. Now
-Louie's got th' whole bundle, an' he won't split it. Me an' Slimmy's
-been t'run down for six hundred good iron dollars apiece."
-
-"An' be yez goin' to let him get away wit' it?" demanded the Wop.
-
-"W'at can we do?" asked the Grabber, disconsolately.
-
-"It's that big blonde," declared Jew Yetta' with acrimony. "She's goin'
-through Louie for every dollar. I wonder Mollie Squint an' Pretty Agnes
-don't put her on th' fritz."
-
-The Hesper Club was in Second Avenue between Sixth and Seventh Streets.
-It was one o'clock in the morning when Indian Louie took his accustomed
-seat at the big table in the corner.
-
-"How's everybody?" he asked, easily. "I oversleeps meself, or I'd been
-here hours ago."
-
-"W'at tires you?" asked Candy Phil. Not that he cared, but merely by way
-of conversation.
-
-"It's th' big feed last night at Terrace Garden. I'm two days trainin'
-for it, an' all day gettin' over it. Them swell blowouts is something
-fierce!" and Louie assumed a wan and weary air, intended to be superior.
-
-"So you was at Terrace Garden?" said Nigger Ruhl.
-
-"Was I? Youse should have seen me! Patent leathers, white choker, and a
-diamond in th' middle of me three-sheet big enough to trip a dog."
-
-"There's nothin' in them dress suits," protested Maxie Hahn. "I'm
-ag'inst 'em; they ain't dimmycratic."
-
-"All th' same, youse've got to wear 'em at these swell feeds," said
-Candy Phil. "They'd give youse th' gate if you don't. An' as for not
-bein' dimmycratic"--Candy Phil had his jocose side--"they make it so you
-can't tell th' high-guys from th' waiters, an' if that ain't dimmycratic
-what is? Th' only thing I know ag'inst 'em is that youse can't go to th'
-floor wit' a guy in 'em. You've got to cut out th' scrappin', an' live
-up to the suit, see?" The Grabber strolled in, careless and smiling.
-Louie fastened him with eyes of dark suspicion, while Maxie Hahn, the'
-Lobster Kid and Candy Phil began pushing their chairs out of the line of
-possible fire. For they knew of those monetary differences.
-
-"Not a chance, sports," remarked the Grabber, reassuringly. "No one's
-goin' to start anything. Let's take a drink," and the Grabber beat upon
-the table as a sign of thirst. "I ain't after no one here."
-
-"Be youse alludin' to me, Grabber?" asked Louie, with a frown like a
-great cloud. "I don't like them cracks about startin' somethin'."
-
-"Keep your shoit on," expostulated the Grabber, clinking down the change
-for the round of beers; "keep your shoit on, Louie. I ain't alludin'
-at nobody nor nothin', least of all at youse. Besides, I just gets a
-message for you--only you don't seem in no humor to receive it."
-
-"Who's it from?" asked Louie.
-
-"It's Laura"--Laura was the opulent blonde--"Mollie Squint an' Pretty
-Agnes runs up on her about an hour ago at Twelfth Street an' Second
-Avenoo, an' Mollie bounces a brick off her coco. A copper comes along
-an' chases Mollie an' Pretty Agnes. I gets there as they're carry in'
-Laura into that Dago's joint be th' corner. Laura asks me if I sees
-youse to tell w'at's happened her; that's all."
-
-"Was Mollie and Agnes sloughed in?" asked Louie, whose practical mind
-went first to his breadwinners.
-
-"No, they faded into th' next street. Th' cop don't want to pinch 'em
-anyway."
-
-"About Laura; was she hoited much?"
-
-"Ten stiches, an' a week in Roosevelt Hospital; that's the best she can
-get."
-
-"I must chase round an' look her over," was Louie's anxious conclusion.
-"W'at's that Dago joint she's at?"
-
-"It's be th' corner," said the Grabber, "an' up stairs. I forgets the
-wop's monaker." As Louie hesitated over these vague directions, the
-Grabber set down his glass. "Say, to show there's no hard feelin', I'll
-go wit' youse."
-
-As Louie and the Grabber disappeared through the door, Candy Phil threw
-up both hands as one astonished to the verge of nervous shock.
-
-"Well, w'at do youse think of that?" he exclaimed. "I always figgered
-Louie had bats in his belfry; now I knows it. They'll croak him sure!"
-Nigger Ruhl and the Lobster Kid arose as though to follow. At this,
-Candy Phil broke out fiercely.
-
-"W'at's wrong wit' youse stews? Stick where you be!"
-
-"But they'll cook Louie!" expostulated the Lobster Kid.
-
-"It ain't no skin off your nose if they do. W'y should youse go buttin'
-in?"
-
-Louie and the Grabber were in Twelfth Street, hurrying towards Second
-Avenue. Not a soul, except themselves, was abroad. The Grabber walked on
-Louie's right, which showed that either the latter was not the gunplayer
-he pretended, or the word from Laura had thrown him off his guard.
-
-Suddenly, as the pair passed a dark hallway, the Grabber's left arm
-stole round Louie's neck.
-
-"About that dough, Louie!" hissed the Grabber, at the same time
-tightening his left arm.
-
-Louie half turned to free himself from the artful Grabber. As he did so,
-the Grabber's ready right hand brought his pistol into action, and
-one bullet and then another flashed through Louie's brain. A slim form
-rushed out of the dark hallway, and fired two bullets into Louie's body.
-Louie was dead before he struck the pavement.
-
-The Grabber, with his slim companion, darted through the dark hallway,
-out a rear door and over a back fence. Sixty seconds later they were
-quietly walking in Thirteenth Street, examples of law-abiding peace.
-
-"It was th' easiest ever, Slimmy!" whispered the Grabber, when he had
-recovered his breath. "I knew that stall about Laura'd fetch him."
-
-"Who was at th' Hesper Club?"
-
-"On'y Candy Phil, th' Lobster Kid an' two or three other blokes. Every
-one of 'em's a right guy. They won't rap."
-
-"Thim la-a-ads," remarked the Wop, judiciously, when he heard of Louie's
-taking off--"thim la-a-ads musht 'av lost their heads. There's six or
-seven hundred bones on that bum, an' they niver copped a splinter!"
-
-The word came two ways to the Central Office. One report said "Indian
-Louie" and another "Johnny Spanish." Detective O'Farrell invaded
-Chinatown, and dug up Big Mike Abrams, that the doubt might be removed.
-
-"It's Indian Louie, all right," said Big Mike, following a moment's
-silent survey of the rigid form. Then, in a most unlooked for vein of
-sentiment: "They all get here at last!"
-
-"That's no dream!" agreed the morgue attendant. "An', say, Mike"--he
-liked his joke as well as any other--"I've been expectin' you for some
-time."
-
-"Sure!" returned Big Mike, with a friendly grin; "I'll come chasin'
-along, feet foist, some mornin'. But don't forget that while I'm waitin'
-I'm workin'. I've sent two stiffs down here to youse already, to help
-keep you goin' till I comes. Accordin' to th' chances, however, me own
-turn oughtn't to be so very far away."
-
-Big Mike Abram's turn was just three weeks away.
-
-"Who were those two, Mike, you sent down here to the morgue?" asked
-O'Farrell, carelessly.
-
-O'Farrell had a catlike fame for slyness.
-
-"Say," grinned Big Mike, derisively; "look me over! I ain't wearin' no
-medals, am I, for givin' meself up to you bulls?"
-
-
-
-
-VI.--HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC
-
-
-In person he was tall, languid, slender, as neat as a cat, and his
-sallow face--over which had settled the opium pallor--was not an ugly
-face. Also, there abode such weakness, some good, and no harm in him.
-His constitution was rickety. In the winter he coughed and invited
-pneumonia; in the summer, when the sun poured down, he trembled on the
-brink of a stroke. But neither pneumonia nor sunstroke ever quite killed
-him.
-
-It was written that Jackeen would do that--Jackeen Dalton, _alias_
-Brady; and Jackeen did it with five bullets from an automatic-38. Some
-said that opium was at the bottom of it; others laid it to love. It is
-still greatly talked over in what pipe joints abound in Mott, Pell and
-Doyers, not to mention the wider Catherine Street, in the neighborhood
-of number Nineteen, where he had his flat and received his friends.
-
-They called him the Doc. Twenty years ago the Doc studied dentistry
-with his father, who flourished reputably as a tooth surgeon at the Troy
-Dental Parlors in Roosevelt Street. The father died before the Doc had
-been given a diploma; and the Doc, having meanwhile picked up the
-opium habit, was never able afterwards to see the use. Why should he be
-examined or ask for a license? What foolishness! Magnanimously waving
-aside every thought of the sort, he plunged into the practice of his
-cheerless art among those who went in and out of Chinatown, and who
-lived precariously by pocket-picking, porch-climbing, safe-blowing and
-all-round strong-arm methods; and, careless of the statute in such case
-made and provided, he proceeded to file and drill and cap and fill and
-bridge and plug and pull their aching cuspids, bicuspids and molars,
-and all with as quick an instinct and as deft a touch as though his eyes
-were sharpened and his hand made steady by the dental sheepskins of a
-dozen colleges. That he was an outlaw among tooth-drawers served only to
-knit him more closely to the hearts of his patients--themselves merest
-outlaws among men.
-
-The Doc kept his flat in Catherine Street as bright and burnished as
-the captain's cabin of a man-of-war. There was no prodigious wealth of
-furniture, no avalanche of ornament to overwhelm the taste. Aside from
-an outfit of dental tools, the most expensive belongings appeared to
-be what lamps and pipes and kindred paraphernalia were required in the
-smoking of opium.
-
-Those who visited the Doc were compelled to one formality. Before he
-would open his door, they must push the bell four times and four times
-tap on the panel. Thus did they prove their friendly identity. Lawful
-dentists, in their jealousy, had had the Doc arrested and fined,
-from time to time, for intromitting with the teeth of his fellow worms
-without a license. Hence that precautionary quartet of rings, followed
-by the quartet of taps, indicative that a friend and not a foe was at
-his gate.
-
-The Doc had many callers who came to smoke opium. For these he did
-divers kindly offices, mostly in the letter-writing line. As they
-reclined and smoked, they dictated while the Doc transcribed, and many
-and weird were the epistles from Nineteen Catherine Street which
-found their way into the mails. For this service, as for his opium
-and dentistry, the Doc's callers never failed to press upon him an
-honorarium. And so he lived.
-
-Love, that flowerlike sentiment for which--as some jurist once
-remarked of justice--all places are palaces, all seasons summer, is not
-incompatible with either dentistry or opium. The Doc had a sweetheart
-named Lulu. Lulu was very beautiful and very jealous. Also, she was
-broadly popular. All Chinatown made songs to the deep glories of her
-eyes, which were supposed to have excited the defeated envy of many
-stars. The Doc, in what odd hours he could snatch from tooth-drawing and
-opium-smoking, worshipped at the shrine of Lulu; and Lulu was wrapped up
-in the Doc. Number Nineteen Catherine Street served as their Garden of
-Eden.
-
-Now it is among the many defects of opium that it renders migratory the
-fancy. An ebon evidence of this was to be given at number Nineteen. The
-I love of the Doc became, as it were, pipe-deflected, and one day left
-Lulu, and, after a deal of fond circling, settled like some errant dove
-upon a rival belle called May.
-
-Likewise, there was a dangerous side to this dulcet, new situation. The
-enchanting May, when the Doc chose her for his goddess, vice Lulu thrown
-down, could not be described as altogether disengaged. Was she not also
-the goddess of Jackeen? Had not that earnest safe-robber laid his heart
-at her feet?
-
-Moreover, there were reasons even more substantial. The gentle May was
-in her way a breadwinner. When the fortunes of Jackeen were low, she
-became their mutual meal-ticket. May was the most expert shoplifter in
-all of broad New York. If not upon heart arguments, then upon arguments
-of the pocket, not to say stomach, Jackeen might be expected to fiercely
-resent any effort to win her love away.
-
-Jackeen?
-
-Not much is to be told by an appearance, although physiognomists have
-sung otherwise. The egg of the eagle is less impressive than the egg of:
-the goose. And yet it hotly houses in its heart an' eagle. The egg of
-the nightingale shows but-meanly side by side with the egg of the crow.
-And: yet it hides within its modest bosom the limpid music of the moon.
-
-So it is with men.
-
-Jackeen was not an imposing personality. But neither is the tarantula.
-He was five feet and an inch in stunted stature, and weighed a mean
-shadow under one hundred and ten pounds. Like the Doc--who had stolen
-his love away--Jackeen's hollow cheeks were of that pasty gray which
-speaks of opium. Also, from opium, the pupils of his vermin eyes
-had become as the points of two dull pins. Shrivelled, degenerate, a
-tattered rag of humanity, Jackeen was none the less a perilous spirit,
-and so the Doc--too late--would learn.
-
-From that Eden at Nineteen Catherine Street, the fair Lulu had been put
-into the street. This was to make pleasant room for the visits of the
-fairer May. Jackeen was untroubled, knowing nothing about it. He was for
-the moment too wholly engaged, being in the throes of a campaign against
-the Savoy theatre safe, from which strongbox he looked forward to a
-harvest of thousands.
-
-The desolate Lulu went everywhere seeking Jackeen, to tell him of his
-wrongs. Her search was vain; those plans touching the Savoy safe had
-withdrawn him from his accustomed haunts. One night, however, the safe
-was blown and plundered. Alas and alack! Jackeen's share, from those
-hoped-for thousands, dwindled to a paltry sixty dollars--not enough for
-a single spree!
-
-In his resentment, Jackeen, with the aid of a bevy of friends,
-hastily stuck-up a wayfarer, whom he met in Division Street. The
-wayfarer's pockets proved empty. It was even more of a waterhaul than
-had been the Savoy safe. The double disappointment turned Jackeen's
-mood to gall and it was while his humor was thus bilious that he one day
-walked into the Chatham Club.
-
-There was a distinguished company gathered at the Chatham Club. Nannie
-Miller, Blinky the Lob-bygow, Dago Angelo, Roxie, Jimida, Johnny Rice,
-Stagger, Jimmy Foy, and St. Louis Bill--all were there. And these were
-but a handful of what high examples sat about the Chatham Club, and with
-calls for beer, and still more beer, kept Nigger Mike and his assistants
-on the joyful jump.
-
-When Jackeen came in, Mike greeted him warmly, and placed a chair next
-to that of Johnny Rice. Conversation broke out concerning the dead
-and departed Kid Twist. While Twist was an Eastman and an enemy of
-Roxie--himself of the Five Points--the latter was no less moved to speak
-in highest terms of him. He defended this softness by remarking:
-
-"Twist's dead, see! An' once a guy's been put to bed wit' a shovel, if
-youse can't speak well of him youse had better can gabbin' about him
-altogether. Them's my sentiments."
-
-Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded
-this, and ordered beer.
-
-Twist--according to the veracious Roxie--had not been wanting in
-brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious
-when he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard
-against raids by the police.
-
-Upon another occasion, strictly commercial--so said Roxie--Twist had
-displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller.
-Baby Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept
-a grogshop in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke
-that cherubic publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
-
-Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
-
-"What's up?" demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
-
-"Well," vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, "there's a party chases in,
-smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid."
-
-The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
-
-"It's straight," chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
-dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold
-and precious stones.
-
-"What started youse, Twist?" asked a friend.
-
-"It's this way," explained Twist. "I'm introducin' a celery
-bitters--because there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks
-him to buy. He hands me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the
-bum. After this, when I come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see!
-Sure, I cops an order for two cases from Flax before I leaves."
-
-Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
-gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
-sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
-vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five
-Points, had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no
-less he served them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland
-etiquette of the gangs.
-
-One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer
-flowed on unchecked.
-
-At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
-statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
-merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the
-damper for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
-
-Mike was powerless.
-
-As was well said by Roxie: "W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
-cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
-him for bein' open after hours."
-
-Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another
-day.
-
-"W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?" asked St. Louis Bill, for
-there was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his
-laugh.
-
-Nigger Mike proceeded to lay bare the causes of that queerness. While
-engaged in a joint debate--years ago, it was--with a gentleman given as
-much to sudden petulances as to positive views, he had lost three of his
-teeth. Their place had been artifically but not artistically supplied.
-
-"An' lately they've been feelin' funny," explained Mike, alluding to the
-supplemental teeth, "an' I toins 'em over to th' Doc to fix. That guy
-who made 'em for me foist must have been a bum dentist. An' at that,
-w'at do you t'ink he charges? I'm a Dutchman if he don't lash me to th'
-mast for forty bucks! He says th' gold plate is wort' twenty."
-
-"Well, Mike," said Nannie Miller, who'd been listening, "I don't want
-to make you sore, but on the level you talk like your mouth is full of
-mush. I'd make th' Doc come through wit' 'em as soon as I could."
-
-"He says he'll bring 'em in to-morry," returned Mike.
-
-"It's ten to one you don't see 'em for a week," declared the pessimistic
-St. Louis Bill. "Youse can't tell nothin' about them hop-heads. They say
-'to-morry' when they mean next year."
-
-St. Louis Bill, being virtuously superior to opium, never lost a chance
-to speak scornfully of those who couldn't make that boast.
-
-Mike, at the discouraging view expressed, became doleful. "Say," he
-observed, "I'd look like a sucker, wouldn't I, if anything happens th'
-Doc, an' I don't get 'em?"
-
-St. Louis Bill assured Mike that he would indeed look like a sucker,
-and re-declared his conviction--based upon certain occult creepings and
-crawlings in his bones--that Mike had seen the last of those teeth.
-
-"Take my steer," said St. Louis Bill in conclusion; "treat them teeth
-you gives th' Doc as a dead issue, an' go get measured for some more.
-Twenty dollars wort' of gold, you says! It ain't no cinch but the Doc's
-hocked 'em for hop."
-
-"Nothin' to that!" returned Mike, decisively. "Th' Doc's a square guy.
-Them teeth is all safe enough. Only, as you says, bein' he hits the
-pipe, he may be slow about chasin' in wit' 'em."
-
-While Nigger Mike and his guests are in talk, run your eye over the
-scene. Those citizens of Gangland assembled about the Chatham Club
-tables would have made a study, and mayhap a chapter, for Lombroso.
-Speaking generally, they are a stunted litter, these gangmen, and seldom
-stand taller than five feet four. Their weight wouldn't average one
-hundred and twenty pounds. They are apt to run from the onslaught of an
-outsider. This is not perhaps from cowardice; but they dislike exertion,
-even the exertion of fighting, and unless it be to gain money or spoil,
-or a point of honor is involved--as in their duels and gang wars--they
-back away from trouble. In their gang battles, or when fighting the
-police, their strategy is to lie flat on the ground and shoot. Thus
-they save themselves a clubbing, and the chances from hostile lead are
-reduced.
-
-To be sure there are exceptions. Such as Chick Tricker, Ike the Blood,
-Big Mike Abrams, Jack Sirocco, the Dropper, and the redoubtable Jimmy
-Kelly never fly and always fight. No one ever saw their backs.
-
-You are inclined to doubt the bloody character of those gang battles.
-Why doesn't one hear of them?--you ask. Because the police conceal as
-much as may be all word and all sign of them. For the public to know
-might get the police criticized, and they are granted enough of that
-without inviting it through any foolish frankness. The hospitals,
-however, will tell you of a weekly average of fifty patients, suffering
-from knife or gun-shot wounds, not to name fractures born of bottles,
-bricks and blackjacks. A bottle judiciously wielded, or a beer stein
-prudently broken in advance to assure a jagged edge, is no mean weapon
-where warriors are many and the fields of battle close.
-
-While Roxie rattled on, and the others gave interested ear, Jackeen was
-commenting in discouraged whispers to Johnny Rice on those twin setbacks
-of the Division Street stick-up and the Savoy safe.
-
-"It looks like nobody's got any dough," replied Rice, in a spirit of
-sympathy. "Take me own self. I ain't made a touch youse could call a
-touch, for a mont' of Sundays. Me rag, Josie, an' I was chin-nin' about
-it on'y last night, an' Josie herself says she never sees th' town so
-dead."
-
-"It's somethin' fierce!" returned Jackeen, moodily.
-
-More beer, and a moment of silence.
-
-"W'at's you' goil May doin'?" asked Rice.
-
-"She's graftin' a little," responded Jackeen; "but w'at wit' th' stores
-full of private dicks a booster can't do much."
-
-"Well, you can bet May ought to know!" returned Rice. "As a derrick,
-she' got the Darby Kid an' the best of 'em beat four ways from th' jack.
-She could bring home th' bacon, if any of them hoisters could."
-
-Then appeared Lulu the houseless--Lulu, the forlorn and outcast Eve of
-that Catherine Street Eden!
-
-Lulu stood a polite moment behind the chair of Jackeen. At a lull in the
-talk, she whispered a word in his ear. He looked up, nodded, and then
-followed her out into Doyers Street.
-
-"It's this way," said Lulu. "May's copped th' Doc from me, see! An'
-she's givin' you the cross, Jackeen. You ought to hand her out a good
-heatin'. She's over hittin' the pipe wit' th' Doc right now."
-
-"G'wan!" came jealously from Jackeen.
-
-"Honest! You come wit' me to number Nineteen, an' I'll show youse."
-
-Jackeen paused as though weighing the pros and cons.
-
-"Let me go get Ricey," he said at last. "He's got a good nut, an' I'll
-put th' play up to him."
-
-"All right," responded Lulu, impatient in her desolation; "but get a
-move on! I've wised you; an' now, if you're any good at all, you'll
-take May out of number Nineteen be th' mop. W'at license has she, or any
-other skirt for that matter, got to do me out of me Doc?"
-
-The last ended in a howl.
-
-Leaving Lulu in the midst of her complaints, Jackeen wheeled back into
-the Chatham Club for a word with Rice. Even during his absence, a change
-had come over the company. He found Rice, St. Louis Bill and Nannie
-Miller, holding anxious confab with a ratfaced person who had just come
-in.
-
-"See here, Jackeen," said St. Louis Bill in an excited whisper, "there's
-been a rap about that Savoy safe trick, an' th' bulls are right now
-lookin' for th' whole mob. They say it's us, too, who put that rube in
-the air over in Division Street."
-
-"An' th' question is," broke in Nannie Miller, who was quick to act, "do
-we stand pat, or do we do a lammister?"
-
-"There's on'y one answer to that," said St. Louis Bill. "For my end of
-it I'm goin' to lamm."
-
-Jackeen had May and his heart troubles upon the back of his regard.
-Still he heard; and he arrived at a decision. He would run--yes;
-for flight was preferable to four stone walls. But he must have
-revenge--revenge upon the Doc and May.
-
-"Wit' th' bulls after me, an' me away, it 'ud be comin' too soft for
-'em," thought Jackeen.
-
-"W'at do youse say?" asked St. Louis Bill, who was getting nervous.
-
-"How did youse get the woid?" demanded Jackeen, turning upon Ratface. It
-was he who had brought the warning.
-
-"I'm a stool for one of the bulls," replied Ratface, "an' it's him tells
-me you blokes is wanted, see!"
-
-"So you're stoolin' for a Central Office cop?"
-
-Jackeen's manner was fraught with suspicion. "How do we know you're
-givin' us th' correct dope?"
-
-"Miller knows me," returned Ratface, "an' so does Bill. They'll tell
-youse I'm a right guy. That stool thing is only a stall. I gets more out
-of the bull than he gets out of me. Sure; I give him a dead one now an'
-then, just be way of puttin' in a prop for meself. But not youse;--w'en
-it's any of me friends I puts 'em hep, see!"
-
-"Do you sign for this duck?" demanded Jackeen of St. Louis Bill. "He's a
-new one on me."
-
-"Take it from me, he's all right," said St. Louis Bill, decisively.
-"Why, you ought to know him, Jackeen. He joined out wit' that mob of
-gons Goldie Louie took to Syracuse last fall. He's no farmer, neither;
-Ricey there ain't got nothin' on him as a tool."
-
-This endorsement of Ratface settled all doubt. Jackeen's mind was made
-up. Addressing the others, he said:
-
-"Fade's the woid! I'll meet youse over in Hoboken to-night at Beansey's.
-Better make th' ferry one at a time."
-
-"W'at do youse want to wait till night for?" asked Nannie Miller. "Th'
-foist t'ing you know you'll get th' collar."
-
-"I'm goin' to take the chance, though," retorted Jackeen. "It's some
-private business of me own. An' say"--looking at Rice--"I want a pal.
-Will youse stick, Ricey?"
-
-"Sure, Mike!" said Rice, who had nerve and knew how to be loyal.
-
-Thus it was adjusted. Ratface went his way, to exercise his gifts
-of mendacity upon his Central Office principal, while the others
-scattered--all save Jackeen and Rice.
-
-Jackeen gave his faithful friend the story of his wrongs.
-
-"I wouldn't have thought it of the Doc," was the pensive comment of
-Rice. He had exalted the Doc, because of his book learning, and groaned
-to see his idol fall. "No, I wouldn't have guessed it of him! Of course,
-it's different wit' a doll. They'd double-cross their own mothers."
-
-Over in Catherine Street at number Nineteen the Doc was teaching May how
-to cook opium. The result fell below the Doc's elevated notions.
-
-"You aren't to be compared with Lulu," he complained, as he trimmed the
-peanut-oil lamp. "All Chinatown couldn't show Lulu's equal for cooking
-hop. She had a genius for it."
-
-The Doc took the needle from May, and cooked for himself. May looked
-discouraged and hurt.
-
-"It's all right," said the Doc, dreamily, replying to the look of
-injury. "You'll get it right in time, dear. Only, of course, you'll
-never quite equal Lulu; that would be impossible."
-
-The Doc twirled the little ball of opium in the flame of the lamp,
-watching the color as it changed. May looked on as upon the labors of a
-master.
-
-"I'll smoke a couple of pipes," vouchsafed the Doc; "then I must get
-to work on Nigger Mike's, teeth. Mike's a good fellow; they're all
-good fellows over at the Chatham Club," and the Doc sank back upon the
-pallet.
-
-There was the sound of someone in the hall. Then came those calmative
-four rings and four taps.
-
-"That's Mike now," said the Doc, his eyes half closed. "Let him in; I
-suppose he's come for his teeth. I'll have to give him a stand-off.
-Mike ought to have two sets of teeth. Then he could wear the one while
-I'm fixing the other. It's a good idea; I'll tell him."
-
-May, warned by some instinct, opened the door but a timorous inch. What
-she saw did not inspire confidence, and she tried with all her little
-strength to close and bolt it.
-
-Too late!
-
-The door was flung inward, and Jackeen, followed by Rice, entered the
-room. They paid no heed to the opium fumes; almost stifling they were,
-but Jackeen and Rice had long been used to them.
-
-May gazed at Jackeen like one planet-struck. The Doc, moveless on the
-pallet, hardly raised his opium-weighted lids.
-
-"This is a fine game I'm gettin'!"
-
-Jackeen sneered out the words. The Doc pulled tranquilly at his pipe;
-while May stood voiceless, staring with scared eyes.
-
-"I'd ought to peg a bullet into you," continued Jackeen, addressing May.
-
-He had drawn his heavy gun. May stood as if the sight of the weapon had
-frozen her. Jackeen brought it down on her temple. The Doc never moved.
-Peace--the peace of the poppy--was on his brow and in his heart. May
-fell to the floor, her face a-reek with blood.
-
-"Now you've got yours!" said Jackeen.
-
-May struggled unsteadily to her feet, and began groping for the door.
-
-"That ought to do youse till I get back," was Jackeen's good-by. "You'll
-need a few stitches for that."
-
-Unruffled, untroubled, the Doc drew blandly at the mouthpiece of the
-pipe.
-
-Jackeen surveyed him.
-
-"Go on!" cried Rice; "hand it to him, if you're goin' to!"
-
-Rice was becoming fretted. He hadn't Jackeen's sustaining interest.
-Besides, he was thinking of that word from the Central Office, and how
-much safer he would be with Beansey, on the Hoboken side of the Hudson.
-
-Jackeen took a step nearer. The Doc smiled, eyes just showing through
-the dreamy lids.
-
-"Turn it loose!" cried Rice.
-
-The gun exploded five times, and five bullets ploughed their way into
-the Doc's body.
-
-Not a cry, not a movement! The bland, pleased smile never left the
-sallow face. With his mouth to the pipestem, the Doc dreamed on.
-
-In the street, Jackeen and Rice passed Lulu. As they brushed by her,
-Rice fell back a pace and whispered:
-
-"He croaked th' Doc."
-
-Lulu gave a gulping cry and hurried on.
-
-"Is that you, Lulu?" asked the Doc, his drug-uplifted soul untouched,
-untroubled by what had passed, and what would come. Still, he must have
-dimly known; for his next words, softly spoken, were: "I'm sorry about
-Mike's teeth! Cook me a pill, dear; I want one last good smoke."
-
-
-
-
-VII.--LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER
-
-
-It was a perfect day for a funeral. The thin October air had in it a
-half-chill, like the cutting edge of the coming winter, still six weeks
-away. The leaves, crisp and brown from early frosts, seemed to rustle
-approval of the mournful completeness of things.
-
-Florists' shops had been ransacked, greenhouses laid waste, the leading
-carriages were moving jungles of blossoms. It was magnificent, and
-as the procession wound its slow way into Calvary, the heart of the
-undertaker swelled with pride. Not that he was justified; the glory
-was the glory of Paper-Box Johnny, who stood back of all this gloomy
-splendor with his purse.
-
-"Remember," was Paper-Box's word to the undertaker, "I'm no piker, an'
-neither was Phil; so wade in wit' th' bridle off, an' make th' spiel
-same as if you was buryin' yourself."
-
-Thus exhorted, and knowing the solvency of Paper-Box, the undertaker had
-no more than broken even with his responsibilities.
-
-Later, Paper-Box became smitten of concern because he hadn't thought to
-hire a brass band. A brass band, he argued, breathing Chopin's Funeral
-March, would have given the business a last artistic touch.
-
-"I'd ought to have me nut caved in for forget-tin' it," he declared;
-"but Phil bein' croaked like he was, got me rattled. I'm all in th' air
-right now! Me head won't be on straight ag'in for a mont'."
-
-In the face of Paper-Box's self-condemnation, ones expert in those
-sorrowful matters of crape and immortelles, averred that the funeral was
-a credit to Casey, and regrets were expressed that the bullet in that
-dead hero's brain forbade his sitting up in the hearse and enjoying what
-was being done in his honor.
-
-As the first shovelful of earth awoke the hollow responses of the
-coffin, there occurred what story writers are fond of describing as a
-dramatic incident. As though the hollow coffin-note had been the dead
-voice of Casey calling, Dago Frankie knelt at the edge of the grave.
-Lifting his hands to heaven, he vowed to shed without mercy the blood of
-Goldie Louie and Brother Bill Orr, on sight. The vow was well received
-by the uncovered ring of mourners, and no one doubted but Casey's
-eternal slumbers would be the sounder for it.
-
-In the beginning, she went by the name of Leoni; the same being
-subsequently lengthened, for good and sufficient reasons, to Leoni the
-Trouble Maker. As against this, however, her monaker, with the addition,
-"Badger," as written upon her picture--gallery number 7409--to be found
-in that interesting art collection maintained by the police, was given
-as Mabel Grey.
-
-Leoni--according to Detective Biddinger of that city's Central
-Office--was born in Chicago, upon a spot not distant from the banks of
-the classic Drainage Canal. She came to New York, and began attracting
-police attention about eight years ago. In those days, radiant as a
-star, face of innocent beauty, her affections were given to an eminent
-pickpocket known and dreaded as Crazy Barry, and it was the dance she
-led that bird-headed person's unsettled destinies which won her the _nom
-de cour_ of Trouble Maker.
-
-It was unfortunate, perhaps, since it led to many grievous
-complications, that Leoni's love lacked every quality of the permanent.
-Hot, fierce, it resembled in its intensity a fire in a lumber yard.
-Also, like a fire in a lumber yard, it soon burned itself out. Her heart
-was as the heart of a wild goose, and wondrous migratory.
-
-Having loved Crazy Barry for a space, Leoni turned cool, then cold, then
-fell away from him altogether. At this, Crazy Barry, himself a volcano
-of sensibility, with none of Leoni's saving genius to grow cold, waxed
-wroth and chafed.
-
-While in this mixed and storm-tossed humor, he came upon Leoni in the
-company of a fellow gonoph known as McTafife. In testimony of what
-hell-pangs were tearing at his soul, Crazy Barry fell upon McTaffe, and
-cut him into red ribbons with a knife. He would have cut his throat, and
-spoke of doing so, but was prevailed upon to refrain by Kid Jacobs, who
-pointed out the electrocutionary inconveniences sure to follow such a
-ceremony.
-
-"They'd slam youse in th' chair, sure!" was the sober-headed way that
-Jacobs put it.
-
-Crazy Barry, one hand in McTafife's hair, had drawn the latter's head
-across his knee, the better to attend to the throat-cutting. Convinced,
-however, by the words of Jacobs, he let the head, throat all unslashed,
-fall heavily to the floor. After which, first wiping the blood from
-his knife on McTafife's coat--for he had an instinct to be neat--he
-lam-mistered for parts unknown, while McTafife was conveyed to the New
-York Hospital. This chanced in the Sixth Avenue temple of entertainment
-kept by the late Paddy the Pig.
-
-Once out of the hospital and into the street, McTafife and the fair
-Leoni found no trouble in being all the world to one another. Crazy
-Barry was a thing of the past and, since the Central Office dicks wanted
-him, likely to remain so.
-
-McTafife was of the swell mob. He worked with Goldie Louie, Fog-eye
-Howard and Brother Bill Orr. Ask any Central Office bull, half learned
-in his trade of crook-catcher, and he'll tell you that these names are
-of a pick-purse peerage. McTaffe himself was the stinger, and personally
-pinched the poke, or flimped the thimble, or sprung the prop, of
-whatever boob was being trimmed. The others, every one a star, were
-proud to act as his stalls; and that, more than any Central Office
-assurance, should show how near the top was McTaffe in gonoph
-estimation.
-
-Every profession has its drawbacks, and that of picking pockets
-possesses several. For one irritating element, it is apt to take the
-practitioner out of town for weeks on end. Some sucker puts up a roar,
-perhaps, and excites the assiduities of the police; or there is a prize
-fight at Reno, or a World's Fair at St. Louis, or a political convention
-at Chicago, or a crowd-gathering tour by some notable like Mr. Roosevelt
-or Mr. Taft, which gives such promise of profit that it is not to be
-refused. Thus it befell that McTaffe, with his mob, was greatly abroad
-in the land, leaving Leoni deserted and alone.
-
-Once McTaffe remained away so long that it caused Leoni uneasiness, if
-not alarm.
-
-"Mack's fell for something," was the way she set forth her fears to
-Big Kitty: "You can gamble he's in hock somewheres, or I'd have got the
-office from him by wire or letter long ago."
-
-When McTaffe at last came back, his face exhibited pain and defeat. He
-related how the mob had been caught in a jam in Chihuahua, and Goldie
-Louie lagged.
-
-"The rest of the fleet managed to make a getaway," said McTaffe, "all
-but poor Goldie. Those Greasers have got him right, too; he's cinched
-to do a couple of spaces sure. When I reached El Paso, I slimmed me roll
-for five hundred bucks, an' hired him a mouthpiece. But what good is a
-mouthpiece when there ain't the shadow of a chance to spring him?"
-
-"So Goldie got a rumble, did he?" said Leoni, with a half sigh.
-
-Her tones were pensive to the verge of tears; since her love for Goldie
-was almost if not quite equal to the love she bore McTaffe.
-
-Goldie Louie lay caged in the Chihuahua calaboose, and Sanky Dunn
-joined out with McTaffe and the others in his place. With forces thus
-reorganized, McTaffe took up the burdens of life again, and--here one
-day and gone the next--existence for himself and Leoni returned to
-old-time lines.
-
-Leoni met Casey. With smooth, dark, handsome face, Casey was the
-superior in looks of either McTaffe or Goldie Louie. Also, he had fame
-as a gun-fighter, and for a rock-like steadiness under fire. He was
-credited, too, by popular voice, with having been busy in the stirring,
-near vicinity of events, when divers gentlemen got bumped off. This had
-in it a fascination for Leoni, who--as have the ladies of every age and
-clime--dearly loved a warrior. Moreover, Casey had money, and, unlike
-those others, he was always on the job. This last was important to
-Leoni, who at any moment might find herself at issue with the powers,
-and Casey, because of his political position, could speak to the judge.
-
-Leoni loved Casey, even as she had aforetime loved McTaffe, Goldie Louie
-and Crazy Barry. True, Casey owned a wife. But there arose nothing in
-his conduct to indicate it; and since he was too much of a gentleman to
-let it get in any one's way, Leoni herself was so generous as to treat
-it as a technicality.
-
-McTaffe and his mob returned from a losing expedition through the West.
-Leoni asked as to results.
-
-"Why," explained McTaffe, sulkily, "th' trip was not only a waterhaul,
-but it leaves me on the nut for twelve hundred bones."
-
-McTaffe turned his pockets inside out, by way of corroboration.
-
-While thus irritated because of that financial setback, McTaffe heard
-of Leoni's blushing nearness to Casey. It was the moment of all moments
-when he was least able to bear the blow with philosophy.
-
-And McTaffe stormed. Going farther, and by way of corrective climax, he
-knocked Leoni down with a club. After which--according to eye-witnesses,
-who spoke without prejudice--he proceeded to beat her up for fair.
-
-Leoni told her adventures to Casey, and showed him what a harvest of
-bruises her love for him had garnered. Casey, who hadn't been born and
-brought up in Mulberry Bend to become a leading light of Gangland for
-nothing, took his gun and issued forth on the trail of McTaffe. McTaffe
-left town. Also, that he didn't take his mob with him proved that
-not graft, but fear of Casey, was the bug beneath the chip of his
-disappearance.
-
-"He's sherried," Casey told Leoni, when that ill-used beauty asked if he
-had avenged her bruises. "But he'll blow in ag'in; an' when he does I'll
-cook him."
-
-Goldie Louie came up from Chihuahua, his yellow hair shot with gray,
-the prison pallor in the starved hollows of his cheeks. Mexicans are
-the most merciless of jailers. Fog-eye Howard, who was nothing if not
-a gossip, wised him up as to Leoni's love for Casey. In that connection
-Fog-eye related how McTaffe, having rebuked Leoni's heart wanderings
-with that convincing club, had now become a fugitive from Casey's gun.
-
-Having heard Fog-eye to the end, Goldie faithfully hunted up Leoni and
-wore out a second club on her himself. Again did Leoni creep to Casey
-with her woes and her wrongs, and again did that Knight of Mulberry Bend
-gird up his fierce loins to avenge her.
-
-Let us step rearward a pace.
-
-After the Committee of Fourteen, in its uneasy purities, had caused
-Chick Tricker's Park Row license to be revoked, Tricker, seeking a
-livelihood, became the owner of the Stag in Twenty-eighth Street, just
-off Broadway. That license revocation had been a financial jolt, and
-now in new quarters, with Berlin Auggy, whom he had brought with him
-as partner, he was striving, in every way not likely to invoke police
-interference to re-establish his prostrate destiny.
-
-It was the evening next after the one upon which Goldie Louie, following
-the example of the vanished McTaffe, had expressed club-wise his
-disapproval of Leoni's love for Casey. The Stag was a riot of life and
-light and laughter; music and conversation and drink prevailed. In the
-rear room--fenced off from the bar by swinging doors--was Goldie Louie,
-together with Fog-eye Howard, Brother Bill Orr and Sanky Dunn. There,
-too, Whitey Dutch was entertaining certain of the choicest among the
-Five Pointers. Scattered here and there were Little Red, the Baltimore
-Rat, Louis Buck, Stager Bennett, Jack Cohalan, the Humble Dutchman, and
-others of renown in the grimy chivalry of crime. There were fair ones,
-too, and the silken sex found dulcet representation in such unchallenged
-belles as Pretty Agnes, Jew Yetta, Dutch Ida, and Anna Gold. True, an
-artist in womanly beauty might have found defects in each of these. And
-if so? Venus had a mole on her cheek, Helen a scar on her chin.
-
-Tricker was not with his guests at the Stag that night. His father
-had been reported sick, and Tricker was in filial attendance at the
-Fourteenth Street bedside of his stricken sire. In his absence, Auggy
-took charge, and under his genial management beer flowed, coin came in,
-and all Stag things went moving merrily.
-
-Whitey Dutch, speaking to Stagger Bennett concerning Pioggi, aforetime
-put away in the Elmira Reformatory for the Coney Island killing of
-Cyclone Louie and Kid Twist, made quite a tale of how Pioggi, having
-served his time, had again shown up in town. Whitey mentioned, as a
-matter for general congratulation, that Pioggi's Elmira experience had
-not robbed him of his right to vote, as would have been the blighting
-case had he gone to Sing Sing.
-
-"There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow," grumbled
-the Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. "I've been up th'
-river twict, an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them
-law-makin' stiffs is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a
-pain!"
-
-The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
-
-Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
-Office representative who performed towards them in the triple rle of
-guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
-males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and
-Fine Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
-graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while
-their proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and
-princely ease.
-
-"It's an honor, loides an' gents," said Auggy, "merely to see your maps
-in the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house.
-Your dough don't go here, see!"
-
-The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If
-they could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
-liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their
-visit, after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears
-afire.
-
-Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to
-their slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said
-goodbye. They must drop in--they explained--at the Haymarket, just
-around the corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but
-was visibly relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
-
-"I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something," said Auggy,
-"an' of course if anything did break loose--any little t'ing, if it
-ain't no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw--one of them Fift' Avenoo
-dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit."
-
-"Say!" broke in Anna Gold resentfully; "it's somethin' fierce th' way
-them high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think
-they're tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have
-snatched one of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th'
-mop; an' w'en I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have
-had to tell no one she'd been slummin'."
-
-"Now, forget it!" interposed Auggy warningly. "You go reachin' for any
-skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop
-an' you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that
-rough-house stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited."
-
-"Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!" retorted the acrid
-Anna, in mighty dudgeon. "An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't
-six weeks since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots
-Joe Rocks full of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself."
-
-"Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff," commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, "or
-you'll hit the street on your frizzes--don't make no mistake!"
-
-Observing the stormy slant the talk was taking, Whitey Dutch
-diplomatically ordered beer, and thus put an end to debate. It was a
-move full of wisdom. Auggy was made nervous by the absence of Tricker,
-and Anna the Voluble, on many a field, had shown herself a lady of
-spirit.
-
-While the evening at the Stag thus went happily wearing towards the
-smaller hours, over in Twenty-ninth Street, a block away, the stuss
-game of Casey and Paper-Box Johnny was in full and profitable blast.
-Paper-Box himself was in active charge. Casey had for the moment
-abandoned business and every thought of it. Leoni had just informed
-him of those visitations at the hands of Goldie Louie, and set him to
-thinking on other things than cards.
-
-"An' he says," concluded Leoni, preparing to go, "after he's beat me
-half to death, 'now chase 'round an' tell your Dago friend, Casey, that
-my monaker ain't McTaffe, an' that if he starts to hand me anythin',
-I'll put him down in Bellevue for the count.'"
-
-The dark face of Casey displayed both anger and resolution. He made
-neither threat nor comment, but his eyes were full of somber fires.
-Leoni departed with an avowed purpose of subjecting her injuries to the
-curative effects of arnica, while Casey continued to gloom and glower,
-drinking deeply the while to take the edge off his feelings.
-
-Harry Lemmy, a once promising prize-fighter of the welter-weight
-variety, showed up. Also, he had no more than settled to the drink,
-which Casey--whom the wrongs of his idolized Leoni could not render
-unmindful of the claims of hospitality--had ordered, when Jack Kenny and
-Charlie Young appeared.
-
-The latter, not alive to the fatal importance of such news, spoke of the
-Stag, which he had left but the moment before, and of the presence there
-of Goldie Louie.
-
-"McTaffe's stalls, Fog-eye, Brother Bill an' Sanky Dunn, are lushin'
-wit' him," said Young. "You know Sanky filled in wit' th' mob th' time
-Goldie gets settled in Mexico."
-
-Goldie Louie, only a block away, set the torch to Casey's heart.
-
-"Where's Dago Frankie?" he asked.
-
-Dago Frankie was his nearest and most trusted friend.
-
-"He's over in Sixt' Avenoo shootin' craps," replied Lemmy. "Shall I go
-dig him up?"
-
-"It don't matter," said Casey, after a moment's thought. Then, getting
-up from his chair, he inquired, "Have you guys got your cannons?"
-
-"Sure t'ing!" came the general chorus, with a closer from Kenny.
-
-"I've got two," he said. "A sport might get along wit'out a change of
-shoits in Noo York, but he never ought to be wit'out a change of guns."
-
-"W'at's on, Phil?" asked Charlie Young, anxiously, as Casey pulled a
-magazine pistol, and carefully made sure that its stomach was full of
-cartridges; "w'at's on?"
-
-"I'm goin' over to the Stag," replied Casey. "If you ducks'll listen
-you'll hear a dog howl in about a minute."
-
-"We'll not only listen, but we'll go 'long," returned Young.
-
-Lemmy and Kenny fell behind the ethers. "W'at's th' muss?" whispered
-Lemmy.
-
-"It's Leoni," explained Kenny guardedly. "Goldie give her a wallop or
-two last night, an' Phil's goin' to do him for it."
-
-Casey strode into the Stag, his bosom a storm-center for every black
-emotion. The sophisticated Auggy smelled instant trouble on him, as one
-smells fire in a house. Bending over the friendly shoulder of Whitey
-Dutch, Auggy spoke in a low tone of warning.
-
-"There's Phil Casey," he said, "an' t'ree of his bunch. It's apples to
-ashes he's gunnin' for Goldie. If Chick were here, now, he'd somehow put
-the smother on him."
-
-"Give him a call-down your own self," was Whitey's counsel. "W'at with
-Chick's license bein' revoked in Park Row, an' Joe Rocks goin' to the
-hospital from here only a little over a mont' ago, the least bit
-of cannonadin' 's bound to put th' joint in Dutch all the way from
-headquarters to the State excise dubs in Albany."
-
-"I know it," returned Auggy, in great trouble of mind. "If a gun so much
-as cracks once, it'll be th' fare-you-well of the Stag."
-
-"Well, w'at do youse say?" demanded the loyal Whitey. "I'm wit' youse,
-an' I'm wit' Chick, an' I'm wit' Goldie. Give th' woid, an' I'll pull in
-a harness bull from off his beat."
-
-"No, none of that! Chick'd sooner burn the joint than call a cop."
-
-"I'll go give Casey a chin," said Whitey, "meb-by I can hold him down.
-You put Goldie wise. Tell him to keep his lamps on Casey, an' if Casey
-reaches for his gatt to beat him to it."
-
-Casey the decisive moved swiftly, however, and the proposed peace
-intervention failed for being too slow. Casey got a glimpse of Goldie
-through the separating screen doors. It was all he wanted. The next
-moment he had charged through.
-
-Chairs crashed, tables were overthrown, women shrieked and men cursed.
-Twenty guns were out. Casey fired six times at Goldie Louie, and six
-times missed that lucky meddler with other people's pocket-books. Not
-that Casey's efforts were altogether thrown away. His first bullet
-lodged in the stomach of Fog-eye, while his third broke the arm of
-Brother Bill.
-
-Whitey Dutch reached Casey as the latter began his artillery practice,
-and sought by word and moderate force to induce a truce. Losing
-patience, however, Whitey, as Casey fired his final shot, pulled his own
-gun and put a bullet through and through that berserk's head. As Casey
-fell forward, a second bullet--coming from anywhere--buried itself in
-his back.
-
-"By the Lord, I've croaked Phil!" was the exclamation of Whitey,
-addressed to no one in particular.
-
-They were Whitey's last words; some one shoved the muzzle of a gun
-against his temple, and he fell by the side of Casey.
-
-No sure list of dead and wounded for that evening's battle of the Stag
-will ever be compiled. The guests scattered like a flock of blackbirds.
-Some fled limping and groaning, others nursing an injured arm, while
-three or four, too badly hurt to travel, were dragged into nooks of
-safety by friends who'd come through untouched. There was blood to the
-east, blood to the west, on the Twenty-eighth Street pavements, and a
-wounded gentleman was picked up in Broadway, two blocks away. The
-wounded one, full of a fine prudence and adhering strictly to gang
-teachings, declared that the bullet which had struck him was a bullet of
-mystery. Also, he gave his word of honor that, personally, he had never
-once heard of the Stag.
-
-When the police reached the field of battle--wearing the ill-used airs
-of folk who had been unwarrantably disturbed--they found Casey and
-Whitey Dutch dead on the floor, and Fog-eye groaning in a corner. To
-these--counting the injured Brother Bill and the prudent one picked up
-in Broadway, finally identified as Sanky Dunn--rumor added two dead and
-eleven wounded.
-
-Leoni?
-
-The Central Office dicks who met that lamp of loveliness the other
-evening in Broadway reported her as in abundant spirits, and more
-beautiful than ever. She had received a letter from McTaffe, she said,
-who sent his love, and her eyes shone like twin stars because of the joy
-she felt.
-
-"Mack always had a good heart," said Leoni.
-
-Paper-Box Johnny--all in tears--bore sorrowful word of her loss to Mrs.
-Casey, calling that matron from her slumbers to receive it. Paper-Box
-managed delicately.
-
-"It's time to dig up black!" sobbed Paper-Box; "they've copped Phil.
-
-"Copped Phil?" repeated Mrs. Casey, sleepily. "Where is he?"
-
-"On a slab in the morgue. Youse'd better chase yourself over."
-
-"All right," returned Mrs. Casey, making ready to go back to bed, "I
-will after awhile."
-
-
-
-
-VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH
-
-
-Knowledge is power, and power is a good thing, as you yourself well
-know. Since Eve opened the way, and she and Adam paid the price--a high
-one, I sometimes think--you are entitled to every kind of knowledge.
-Also, you are entitled to all that you can get.
-
-But having acquired knowledge, you are not entitled to peddle it out in
-secret to Central Office bulls, at a cost of liberty and often life to
-other men. When you do that you are a snitch, and have thrown away your
-right to live. Anyone is free to kill you out of hand, having regard
-only to his own safety. For such is the common law of Gangland.
-
-Let me ladle out a cautionary spoonful.
-
-As you go about accumulating knowledge, you should fix your eye upon
-one or two great truths. You must never forget that when you are close
-enough to see a man you are close enough to be seen. It is likewise
-foolish, weakly foolish, to assume that you are the only gas jet in
-the chandelier, the only pebble on the beach, or possess the only kodak
-throughout the entire length of the boardwalk. Bear ever in mind that
-while you are getting the picture of some other fellow, he in all human
-chance is snapping yours.
-
-This last is not so much by virtue of any law of Gangland as by a law of
-nature. Its purpose is to preserve that equilibrium, wanting which,
-the universe itself would slip into chaos and the music of the spheres
-become but the rawest tuning of the elemental instruments. The stars
-would no longer sing together, but shriek together, and space itself
-would be driven to stop its ears. Folk who fail to carry these grave
-matters upon the constant shoulder of their regard, get into trouble.
-
-At Gouverneur hospital, where he died, the register gave his name as
-"Samuel Wendell," and let it go at that. The Central Office, which finds
-its profit in amplification, said, "Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger,
-_alias_ the Ghost," and further identified him as "brother to Johnny the
-Mock."
-
-Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, _alias_ the Ghost, brother to Johnny
-the Mock, was not the original Ghost. Until less than two years ago the
-title was honorably worn by Mashier, who got twenty spaces for a night
-trick he turned in Brooklyn. Since Mashier could not use the name in
-Sing Sing, Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock,
-adopted it for his own. It fitted well with his midnight methods and
-noiseless, gliding, skulking ways. Moreover, since it was upon his own
-sly rap to the bulls, who made the collar, that Mashier got pinched, he
-may have felt himself entitled to the name as part of his reward. The
-Indian scalps his victim, and upon a similar principle Wendell,
-_alias_ Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock, when Mashier was handed that
-breath-taking twenty years, may have decided to call himself the Ghost.
-
-It will never be precisely known how and why and by whose hand the Ghost
-was killed, although it is common opinion that Pretty Agnes had much
-to do with it. Also, common opinion is more often right than many might
-believe. In view of that possible connection with the bumping off of the
-Ghost, Pretty Agnes is worth a word. She could not have been called old.
-When upon a certain Saturday evening, not remote, she stepped into Jack
-Sirocco's in Chatham Square, her years counted fewer than nineteen.
-Still, she had seen a good deal--or a bad deal--whichever you prefer.
-
-Pretty Agnes' father, a longshoreman, had found his bread along the
-docks. None better ever-shaped for a boss stevedore, or trotted up a
-gangplank with a 280-pound sack of sugar on his back. One day he fell
-between the side of a moored ship and the stringpiece of the wharf; and
-the ship, being at that moment ground against the wharf by the swell
-from a passing steamer, he was crushed. Those who looked on called him a
-fool for having been killed in so poor a way. He was too dead to resent
-the criticism, and after that his widow, the mother of Pretty Agnes,
-took in washing.
-
-Her mother washed, and Pretty Agnes carried home the clothes. This went
-on for three years. One wind-blown afternoon, as the mother was hanging
-out clothes on the roof--a high one--and refreshing her energies with
-intermittent gin from the bottle of her neighbor, the generous Mrs.
-Callahan, she stepped backward down an airshaft. She struck the flags
-ten stories below, and left Pretty Agnes to look out for herself.
-
-Looking out for herself, Pretty Agnes worked in a sweatshop in
-Division Street. Here she made three dollars a week and needed five.
-The sweatshop owner--for she was a dream of loveliness, with a fog of
-blue-black hair and deep brown eyes--offered to make up the lacking two,
-and was accepted.
-
-Round, ripe, willowy, Pretty Agnes graduated from the Division Street
-sweatshop to a store in Twenty-third Street. There she served as a cloak
-model, making fourteen dollars a week while needing twenty. The
-manager of the cloak store was as generous as had been the owner of the
-sweatshop, and benevolently made up the absent six.
-
-For Pretty Agnes was lovelier than ever.
-
-All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Also, it has the same
-effect on Jill. Pretty Agnes--she had a trunkful of good clothes and
-yearned to show them--went three nights a week to one of those dancing
-academies wherewith the East Side was and is rife. As she danced she met
-Indian Louie, and lost no time in loving him.
-
-Having advantage of her love, that seeker after doubtful dollars showed
-Pretty Agnes where and how she could make more money than would come
-to her as a cloak model in any Twenty-third Street store. Besides, he
-jealously disapproved of the benevolent manager, though, all things
-considered, it is hard to say why.
-
-Pretty Agnes, who had grown weary of the manager and to whom Louie's
-word was law, threw over both the manager and her cloak-model position.
-After which she walked the streets for Louie--as likewise did Mollie
-Squint--and, since he often beat her, continued to love him from the
-bottom of her heart.
-
-Between Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint, Louie lived sumptuously. Nor
-could they themselves be said to have altogether suffered; for each knew
-how to lick her fingers as a good cook should. Perhaps Louie was
-aware that his darlings held out on him, but regarded it as just an
-investment. He must have known that to dress well stood first among the
-demands of their difficult profession, which was ancient and had been
-honorable, albeit in latter days ill spoken of.
-
-Louie died, and was mourned roundly by Pretty Agnes for eight weeks.
-Then she gave her love to Sammy Hart, who was out-on-the-safe. Charlie
-Lennard, _alias_ Big Head, worked pal to Sammy Hart, and the Ghost went
-with them as outside man and to help in carrying the tools.
-
-Commonly Sammy and Big Head tackled only inferior safes, in cracking
-which nothing nobler nor more recondite than a can-opener was demanded.
-Now and then, however, when a first-class box had to be blown and soup
-was an absolute requirement, the Ghost came in exceeding handy. No yegg
-who ever swung under and traveled from town to town without a ticket,
-knew better than did the Ghost how to make soup.
-
-The soup-making process, while ticklish, ought to be worth reading
-about. A cake of dynamite is placed in the cold bottom of a kettle. Warm
-water is added, and the kettle set a-simmer over a benzine lamp. As
-the water heats, the dynamite melts into oil, and the oil--being
-lighter--rises to the top of the water.
-
-The oil is drawn softly off with a syringe, and as softly discharged
-into a bottle half filled with alcohol. The alcohol is to prevent
-explosion by jarring. Soup, half oil, half alcohol, can be fired with a
-fuse, but will sustain quite a jolt without resenting it.
-
-This was not true in an elder day, before our box workers discovered
-that golden alcoholic secret. There was a yegg once who was half in,
-half out, of the window of a P. O. Pie had the bottle of soup in his
-hip pocket. The sash fell, struck the consignment of hip-pocket soup,
-and all that was found of the yegg were the soles of his shoes. Nothing
-so disconcerting would have happened had the Ghost made the soup.
-
-The Ghost, while believed in by Big Head and Sammy, was distrusted by
-Pretty Agnes. She distrusted him because of his bad repute as a snitch.
-She called Sammy's attention to what tales were abroad to the black
-effect that the Ghost was a copper in his mildewed soul, and one time
-and another had served stoolpigeon to many dicks.
-
-Sammy took no stock in these reports, and told Pretty Agnes so.
-
-"Th' Ghost's all right," he said; "he's been wit' me an' Big Head when
-we toins off twenty joints."
-
-"He may go wit' you," retorted Pretty Agnes, "for twenty more tricks,
-an' never rap. But mark me woids, Sammy; in th' end he'll make a present
-of youse to th' bulls."
-
-Sammy only laughed, holding that the feminine intelligence, while
-suspicious, was not a strong intelligence.
-
-"Well," said Sammy, when he had ceased laughing, "if th' Ghost does
-double-cross me, w'at'll youse do?"
-
-"W'at'll I do? As sure as my monaker is Pretty Agnes, I'll have him
-cooked."
-
-"Good goil!" said Sammy Hart.
-
-Gangland discusses things social, commercial, political, and freely
-forms and gives opinions. From a panic in Wall Street to the making of
-a President, nothing comes or goes uncommented upon and unticketed
-in Gangland. Even the fashions are threshed out, and sage judgments
-rendered concerning frocks and hats and all the latest hints from Paris.
-This you can test for yourself, on any evening, at such hubs of popular
-interest as Sirocco's, Tony's, Jimmy Kelly's or the Chatham Club.
-
-Sirocco's was a-swarm with life that Saturday evening when Pretty Agnes
-dropped in so casually. At old Jimmy's table they were considering the
-steel trust investigation, then proceeding--ex-President Roosevelt had
-that day testified--and old Jimmy and the Irish Wop voiced their views,
-and gave their feelings vent. Across at Slimmy's the dread doings of a
-brace of fair ones, who had excited Coney Island by descending upon that
-lively suburb in harem skirts, was under discussion.
-
-Speaking of the steel trust investigation and its developments, old
-Jimmy was unbelting after this wise. Said he, bringing down his hairy
-fist with a whack that startled every beer glass on the table into an
-upward jump of full three inches:
-
-"Th' more I read of th' doin's of them rich guys, th' more I begin to
-think that th' makin' of a mutt lurks in every million dollars. Say,
-Wop, they don't know how to pick up a hand an' play it, after it's been
-dealt 'em. Take 'em off Wall Street an' mix 'em up wit' anything except
-stocks, an' they can't tell a fire plug from a song an' dance soubrette.
-If some ordinary skate was to go crabbin' his own personal game th'
-way they do theirs, th' next you'd hear that stew would be in
-Blooming-dale."
-
-"Phwat's eatin' yez now, Jimmy?" inquired the Wop, carelessly. "Is it
-that steel trusht thing th' pa-a-apers is so full of?"
-
-"That an' th' way Morgan an' th' balance of that fur-lined push fall
-over themselves. Th' big thing they're shy on is diplomacy. When it
-comes to diplomacy, they're a lot of dead ones."
-
-"An' phwat's diplom'cy?"
-
-The Wop didn't like big words; his feeling was to first question, then
-resent them.
-
-"Phwat's diplom'cy?" he repeated.
-
-"Diplomacy," said old Jimmy, "is any cunnin' move that lands th' trick.
-You wake up an' hear a noise; an' you think it's some porch-climber,
-like th' Nailer here, turnin' off th' joint. At that, not knowin' but
-he's framed up with a gun, you don't feel like goin' to th' mat with
-him. What do you do? Well, you use diplomacy. You tosses mebby a
-dumbbell over th' bannisters, an' lets it go bumpin' along from step
-to step, makin' more row than some geezer failin' down stairs with a
-kitchen stove. Th' racket throws a scare into th' Nailer, an' he beats
-it, see?"
-
-"An' that's diplom'cy!" said the Wop.
-
-"Also, it's exactly what them Wall Streeters ain't got. Look at th' way
-they're always fightin' Roosevelt. For twenty-five years they've been
-roustin' Teddy; an' for twenty-five years they've done nothin' but keep
-him on th' map. When Teddy was in Mulberry Street th' Tammany ducks gets
-along with him as peaceful as a basketful of pups. Diplomacy does it;
-that, an' payin' strict attention to Teddy's blind side. 'What's th' use
-of kickin' in th' gate,' says they, 'when we knows where a picket's off
-th' fence?' You remember Big Florrie Sullivan puttin' young Brady on th'
-Force? Teddy's in Mulberry Street then. Do you think Big Florrie goes
-queerin' th' chances, be tellin' Teddy how Brady passes th' cush box
-in Father Curry's church? Not on your life! It wouldn't have been
-diplomacy; Teddy wouldn't have paid no attention. Big Florrie gets in
-his work like this:
-
-"'Say, Commish,' he says, 'I sees th' fight of my life last night.
-Nineteen rounds to a knockout! It's a left hook to th' jaw does it.'
-
-"'No!' Teddy says, lightin' up like Chinatown on th' night of a Chink
-festival; 'you int'rest me! Pull up a stool,' says he, 'an' put your
-feet on th' desk. There; now you're comfortable, go on about th' fight.
-Who were they?'
-
-"'A lad from my district named Brady,' says Big Florry, 'an' a
-dock-walloper from Williamsburg. You ought to have seen it, Commish!
-Oh, Brady's th' goods! Pie's th' lad to go th' route! He's all over that
-Williamsburg duffer like a cat over a shed roof! He went 'round him like
-a cooper 'round a barrel!'
-
-"Big Florrie runs on like that, using diplomacy, an' two weeks later
-Brady's thumpin' a beat."
-
-"Ye're r-r-right, Jimmy," said the Wop, after a pause which smelled
-of wisdom; "I agrees wit' yez. Morgan, Perkins, Schwab an' thim rich
-omadauns is th' bum lot. Now I think av it, too, Fatty Walsh minchons
-that wor-r-rd diplom'cy to me long ago. Yez knew Fatty, Jimmy?"
-
-"Fatty an' me was twins."
-
-"Fatty's th' foine la-a-ad; on'y now he's dead--Mary resht him! Th' time
-I'm in th' Tombs for bouncin' th' brick off th' head av that Orangeman,
-who's whistlin' th' Battle av th' Boyne to see how long I can shtand it,
-Fatty's th' warden; an' say, he made th' place home to me. He's talkin',
-Fatty is, wan day about Mayor Hughey Grant, an' it's then he shpeaks av
-diplom'cy. He says Hughey didn't have anny."
-
-"Don't you believe it!" interrupted old Jimmy; "Fatty had Hughey down
-wrong. When it comes to diplomacy, Hughey could suck an egg an' never
-chip th' shell."
-
-"It's a special case loike. Fatty's dishtrict, d'yez see, has nothin' in
-it but Eyetalians. Wan day they'r makin' ready to cilibrate somethin'.
-Fatty's in it, av course, bein' leader, an' he chases down to th' City
-Hall an' wins out a permit for th' Dago parade."
-
-"What's Hughey got to do with that?"
-
-"Lishten! It shtrikes Hughey, him bein' Mayor, it'll be th' dead wise
-play, when Fatty marches by wit' his Guineas, to give them th' gay,
-encouragin' face. Hughey thinks Fatty an' his pushcart la-a-ads is
-cilibratin' some Dago Saint Patrick's day, d'yez see. It's there Fatty
-claims that Hughey shows no diplom'cy; he'd ought to have ashked."
-
-"Asked what?"
-
-"I'm comin' to it. Fatty knows nothin' about phwat's on Hughey's chest.
-His first tip is when he sees Hughey, an' th' balance av th' Tammany
-administration cocked up in a hand-me-down grandstand they've faked
-together in City Hall Park. Fatty pipes 'em, as he an' his Black
-Hand bunch comes rowlin' along down Broadway, an' th' sight av that
-grandshtand full av harps, Hughey at th' head, almosht gives him heart
-failure.
-
-"Fatty halts his Eyetalians, sets them to ma-a-arkin' toime, an' comes
-sprintin' an' puffin' on ahead.
-
-"'Do a sneak!' he cries, when he comes near enough to pass th' wor-r-rd.
-'Mother above! don't yez know phwat these wops av mine is cilibratin'?
-It's chasin' th' pope out av Rome. Duck, I tell yez, duck!"
-
-"Sure; Hughiy an' th' rist av th' gang took it on th' run. Fatty could
-ma-a-arch all right, because there's nobody but blackhanders in his
-dish-trict. But wit' Hughey an' th' others it's different. They might
-have got his grace, th' archbishop, afther thim."
-
-"Goin' back to Teddy," observed old Jimmy, as he called for beer, "them
-rich lobsters is always stirrin' him up. An' they always gets th' worst
-of it. They've never brought home th' bacon yet. Tie's put one over on
-'em every time.
-
-"Yez can gamble that Tiddy's th' la-a-ad that can fight!" cried the Wop
-in tones of glee; "he's th' baby that's always lookin' f'r an argument!"
-Then in a burst, both rapturous and irrelevant: "tie's th' idol av th'
-criminal illimint!"
-
-"I don't think that's ag'inst him," interjected the Nailer, defensively.
-
-"Nor me neither," said old Jimmy. "When it comes down to tacks, who's
-quicker wit' th' applaudin' mitt at sight of an honest man than th'
-crim'nal element?--only so he ain't bumpin' into their graft. Who is it
-hisses th' villyun in th' play till you can hear him in Hoboken? Ain't
-it some dub just off the Island? Once a Blind Tom show is at Minor's,
-an' a souse in th' gallery is so carried away be grief at th' death of
-Little Eva, he falls down two flights of stairs. I gets a flash at him
-as they tosses him into th' ambulance, an' I hopes to join th' church if
-it ain't a murderer I asks Judge Battery Dan to put away on Blackwell's
-for beatin' up his own little girl till she can't get into her frock.
-Wall Streeters an' college professors, when it comes to endorsin' an
-honest man, can't take no medals off th' crim'nal element."
-
-"Phwy has Morgan an' th' rist av thim Wall Street geeks got it in f'r
-Tiddy?" queried the Wop. "Phwat's he done to 'em?"
-
-"Nothin'; only they claims it ain't larceny if you steal more'n a
-hundred thousand dollars, an' Teddy won't stand for a limit."
-
-"If that's phwat they're in a clinch about, then I'm for Tiddy,"
-declared the Wop. "Ain't it him, too, that says th' only difference
-bechune a rich man an' a poor man is at th' bank? More power to
-him!--why not? Would this beer be annythin' but beer, if it came through
-a spigot av go-o-old, from a keg av silver, an' th' bar-boy had used a
-dia-mond-shtudded bung-starter in tappin' it?"
-
-Over at Slimmy's table, where the weaker sex predominated, the talk was
-along lighter lines. Mollie Squint spoke in condemnation of those harem
-skirts at Coney Island.
-
-"What do youse think," she asked, "of them she-scouts showin' up at Luna
-Park in harem skirts? Coarse work that--very coarse. It goes to prove
-how some frails ain't more'n half baked."
-
-"Why does a dame go to th' front in such togs?" asked Slimmy
-disgustedly.
-
-"Because she's stuck on herself," said the Nailer, who had drifted over
-from old Jimmy and the Wop, where the talk was growing too heavy for
-him; "an' besides, it's an easy way of gettin' th' spot-light. Take
-anything like this harem skirt stunt, an' oodles of crazy Mollies'll
-fall for it. Youse can't hand it out too raw! So if it's goin' to stir
-things up, an' draw attention, they're Johnny-at-the-rat-hole every
-time!"
-
-"We ladies," remarked Jew Yetta, like a complacent Portia giving
-judgment, "certainly do like to be present at th' ball game! An' if we
-can't beat th' gate--can't heel in--we'll climb th' fence. Likewise,
-we're right there whenever it's th' latest thing. Especially, if we've
-got a face that'd stop traffic in th' street. Do youse remember"--this
-to Anna Gold--"when bicycles is new, how a lot of old iron-bound
-fairies, wit' maps that'd give youse a fit of sickness, never wastes a
-moment in wheelin' to th' front?"
-
-"Do I remember when bicycles is new?" retorted Anna Gold, resentfully.
-"How old do youse think I be?"
-
-"Th' Nailer's right," said Slimmy, cutting skilfully in with a view to
-keeping the peace. "Th' reason why them dames breaks in on bicycles,
-an' other new deals, is because it attracts attention; an' attractin'
-attention is their notion of bein' great. Which shows that they don't
-know th' difference between bein' famous an' bein' notorious."
-
-Slimmy, having thus declared himself, looked as wise as a treeful of
-owls.
-
-"Well, w'at is th' difference?" demanded Anna Gold.
-
-"What's th' difference between fame an' notoriety?" repeated Slimmy,
-brow lofty, manner high. "It's th' difference, Goldie, between havin'
-your picture took at th' joint of a respectable photographer, an'
-bein' mugged be th' coppers at th' Central Office. As to harem skirts,
-however, I'm like Mollie there. Gen'rally speakin', I strings wit' th'
-loidies; but when they springs a make-up like them harem skirts, I pack
-in. Harem skirts is where I get off."
-
-"Of course," said Big Kitty, who while speaking little spoke always to
-the point, "youse souses understands that them dolls who shakes up Coney
-has an ace buried. They're simply a brace of roof-gardeners framin' up a
-little ink. I s'pose they fig-gered they'd make a hit. Did they?"--this
-was in reply to Mollie Squint, who had asked the question. "Well, if
-becomin' th' reason why th' bull on post rings in a riot call, an'
-brings out th' resoives, is your idee of a hit, Mollie, them dames is
-certainly th' big scream."
-
-"Them harem skirts won't do!" observed the Nailer, firmly; "youse hear
-me, they won't do!"
-
-"An' that goes f'r merry widdy hats, too," called out the Wop, from
-across the room. "Only yister-day a big fat baby rounds a corner on me,
-an' bang! she ketches me in th' lamp wit' th' edge av her merry widdy.
-On the livil, I thought it was a cross-cut saw! She came near bloindin'
-me f'r loife. As I side-steps, a rooshter's tail that's sproutin' out av
-th' roof, puts me other optic on th' blink. I couldn't have seen a shell
-av beer, even if Jimmy here was payin' fer it. Harem skirts is bad; but
-th' real minace is merry widdys."
-
-"I thought them lids was called in," remarked Slimmy.
-
-"If they was," returned the Wop, "they got bailed out ag'in. Th' one I'm
-nailed wit' is half as big as Betmont Pa-a-ark. Youse could 've raced a
-field av two-year olds on it."
-
-"Well," remarked the Nailer, resignedly, "it's th' fashion, an' it's up
-to us, I s'pose, to stand it. That or get off the earth."
-
-"Who invints th' fashions?" and here the Wop appealed to the deep
-experience of old Jimmy.
-
-"Th' French."
-
-Old Jimmy--his pension had just been paid--motioned to the waiter to
-again take the orders all 'round.
-
-"Th' French. They're the laddy-bucks that shoves 'em from shore. Say
-'Fashion!' an' bing! th' French is on th' job, givin' orders."
-
-"Thim Frinch 're th' great la-a-ads," commented the Wop, admiringly.
-"There's a felly on'y this mornin' tellin' me they can cook shnails so's
-they're almosht good to eat."
-
-"Tell that bug to guess ag'in, Wop," said Mollie Squint. "Snails is
-never good to eat. As far as them French are concerned, however, I go
-wit' old Jimmy. They're a hot proposition."
-
-Jack Sirocco had been walking up and down, his manner full of
-uneasiness.
-
-"What's wrong, Jack?" at last asked old Jimmy, who had observed that
-proprietor's anxiety.
-
-Sirocco explained that divers gimlet-eyed gentlemen, who he believed
-were emissaries of an antivice society, had been in the place for hours.
-
-"They only now screwed out," continued Sirocco. Then, dolefully: "It'd
-be about my luck, just as I'm beginnin' to get a little piece of change
-for myself, to have some of them virchoo-toutin' ginks hand me a wallop.
-I wonder w'at good it does 'em to be always tryin' to knock th' block
-off somebody. I ain't got nothin' ag'inst virchoo. Vir-choo's all right
-in its place. But so is vice."
-
-Old Jimmy's philosophy began manoeuvring for the high ground.
-
-"This vice and virtue thing makes me tired," he said; "there's too much
-of it. Also, there's plenty to be said both ways. Th' big trouble wit'
-them anti-vice dubs is that they're all th' time connin' themselves.
-They feel moral when it's merely dyspepsia; they think they're virchous
-when they're only sick. In th' end, too, virchoo always falls down.
-Virchoo never puts a real crimp in vice yet. Virchoo's a sprinter; an'
-for one hundred yards it makes vice look like a crab. But vice is a
-stayer, an' in th' Marathon of events it romps in winner. Virchoo likes
-a rockin'-chair; vice puts in most of its time on its feet. Virchoo
-belongs to th' Union; it's for th' eight hour day, with holidays an'
-Saturday afternoons off. Vice is always willin' to break th' wage
-schedule, work overtime or do anythin' else to oblige. Virchoo wants two
-months in th' country every summer; vice never asks for a vacation since
-th' world begins."
-
-The Wop loudly cheered old Jimmy's views. Sirocco, however, continued
-gloomy.
-
-"For," said the latter with a sigh, "I can feel it that them anti-vice
-guys has put th' high-sign on me. They'll never rest now until they've
-got me number."
-
-Pretty Agnes, on comin' in, had taken a corner table by herself. She
-heard, but did not join in the talk. She even left untouched the glass
-of beer, which, at a word from old Jimmy, a waiter had placed before
-her. Silent and sad, with an expression which spoke of trouble present
-or trouble on its way, she sat staring into smoky space.
-
-"W'at's wrong wit' her?" whispered Slimmy, who, high-strung and
-sensitive, could be worked upon by another's troubles.
-
-"Why don't youse ask her?" said Big Kitty.
-
-Slimmy shook a doubtful head. "She ain't got no use for me," he
-explained, "since that trouble wit' Indian Louie."
-
-"She sure couldn't expect you an' th' Grabber," remarked Anna Gold,
-quite scandalized at the thought of such unfairness, "to lay dead, while
-Louie does you out of all that dough!"
-
-"It's th' rent," said Jew Yetta. She had been canvassing Pretty
-Agnes out of the corners of her eyes. "I know that look from me own
-experience. She can't come across for the flat, an' some bum of an agent
-has handed her a notice."
-
-"There's nothin' in that," declared Mollie Squint. "She could touch me
-for th' rent, an' she's hep to it." Then, in reproof of the questioning
-looks of Anna Gold: "Sure; both me an' Agnes was stuck on Indian Louie,
-but w'at of that? Louie's gone; an' besides, I never blames her. It's me
-who's th' butt-in; Agnes sees Louie first."
-
-"Youse 're wrong, Yetta," spoke up the Nailer, confidently. "Agnes ain't
-worryin' about cush. There ain't a better producer anywhere than Sammy
-Hart. No one ever sees Sammy wit'out a roll."
-
-The Nailer lounged across to Pretty Agnes; Mollie Squint, whose heart
-was kindly, followed him.
-
-"W'y don't youse lap up your suds?" queried the Nailer, pointing to the
-beer. Without waiting for a return, he continued, "Where's Sammy?"
-
-"Oh, I don't know," returned Pretty Agnes, her manner half desperate.
-"Nailer, I'm simply fretted batty!"
-
-"W'at's gone crooked, dear?" asked Mollie Squint, soothingly. "Youse
-ain't been puttin' on th' mitts wit' Sammy?"
-
-"No," replied Pretty Agnes, the tears beginning to flow; "me an' Sammy's
-all right. On'y he won't listen!" Then suddenly pointing with her
-finger, she exclaimed; "There! It's him I'm worryin' about!"
-
-The Nailer and Mollie Squint glanced in the direction indicated by
-Pretty Agnes. The Ghost had just come in and was sidling into a chair.
-It must be admitted that there was much in his appearance to dislike.
-His lips were loose, his eyes half closed and sleepy, while his chin
-was catlike, retreating, unbased. In figure he was undersized,
-slope-shouldered, slouching. When he spoke, his voice drawled, and the
-mumbled words fell half-formed from the slack angles of his mouth. He
-was an eel--a human eel--slippery, slimy, hard to locate, harder still
-to hold. To find him you would have to draw off all the water in the
-pond, and then poke about in the ooze.
-
-"It's him that's frettin' me," repeated Pretty Agnes. "He's got me
-wild!"
-
-The Nailer donned an expression, cynical and incredulous.
-
-"W'at's this?" said he. "W'y Agnes, youse ain't soft on that mutt, be
-youse? Say, youse must be gettin' balmy!"
-
-"It ain't that," returned Pretty Agnes, indignantly. "Do youse think I'd
-fall for such a chromo? I'd be bughouse!"
-
-"Bughouse wouldn't half tell it!" exclaimed Mollie Squint fervently.
-"Him?"--nodding towards the Ghost. "W'y he's woise'n a wet dog!"
-
-"Well," returned the puzzled Nailer, who with little imagination, owned
-still less of sentimental breadth, "if youse ain't stuck on him, how's
-he managin' to fret youse? Show me, an' I'll take a punch at his lamp."
-
-"Punchin' wouldn't do no good," replied Pretty Agnes, resignedly. "This
-is how it stands. Sammy an' Big Head's gettin' ready to do a _schlam_
-job. They've let th' Ghost join out wit' 'em, an' I know he's goin' to
-give 'em up."
-
-The Nailer looked grave.
-
-"Unless youse've got somethin' on him, Agnes." he remonstrated, "you
-oughtn't to make a squawk like that. How do youse know he's goin' to
-rap?"
-
-"Cause he always raps," she cried fiercely. "Where's Mashier? Where's
-Marky Price? Where's Skinny Goodstein? Up th' river!--every mother's son
-of 'em! An' all his pals, once; every one! He's filled in wit' th' best
-boys that ever cracked a bin. An' every one of 'em's doin' their bits,
-while he's here drinkin' beer. I tell youse th' Ghost's a snitch! Youse
-can see 'Copper' written on his face."
-
-"If I t'ought so," growled the Nailer, an evil shine in his beady eyes,
-"I'd croak him right here." Then, as offering a solution: "If youse 're
-so sure he's a stool, w'y don't youse tail him an' see if he makes a
-meet wit' any bulls?"
-
-"Tail nothin'!" scoffed Pretty Agnes, bitterly; "me mind's made up. All
-I'll do is wait. If Sammy falls, it'll be th' Ghost's last rap. I know
-a party who's crazy gone on me. For two weeks I've been handin' him th'
-ice pitcher. All I has to do is soften up a little, an' he'll cook th'
-Ghost th' minute I says th' woid."
-
-Pretty Agnes, as though the sight of the Ghost were too much for her
-feelings, left the place. The Ghost himself, appeared uneasy, and didn't
-remain long.
-
-The Nailer turned soberly to Mollie Squint. "Do youse t'ink," said he,
-"there's anythin' in that crack of Agnes?"
-
-"Search me!" returned Mollie Squint, conservatively. "I ain't sayin' a
-woid."
-
-"It's funny about youse skoits," remarked the Nailer, his manner an
-imitation of old Jimmy's. "Here's Agnes talkin' of havin' th' Ghost
-trimmed in case he tips off Sammy to th' dicks, an' yet when Slimmy an'
-th' Grabber puts Indian Louie over th' jump, neither Agnes nor you ever
-so much as yelps!"
-
-"You don't understand," said Mollie Squint, tolerantly. "Sammy's nice
-to Agnes. Louie? Th' best he ever hands us is to sting us for our rolls,
-an' then go blow 'em on that blonde. There's a big difference, Nailer,
-if youse could only see it."
-
-"Well," replied the Nailer, who boasted a heart untouched, "all I can
-say is youse dolls are too many for me! You've got me wingin'."
-
-Midnight!
-
-The theatre of operations was a cigar store, in Canal Street near the
-Bowery. The Ghost was on the outside. The safe was a back number; to
-think of soup would have been paying it a compliment. After an hour's
-work with a can-opener, Sammy and Big Head declared themselves within
-ten minutes of the money. All that remained was to batter in the
-inner-lining of the box.
-
-Big Head cocked a sudden and suspicious ear.
-
-"What's that?" he whispered.
-
-Sammy had just reversed the can-opener, for an attack upon that
-sheet-iron lining. He paused in mid-swing, and listened.
-
-"It's a pinch," he cried, crashing down the heavy iron tool with a
-cataract of curses. "It's a pinch, an' th' Ghost is in on it. Agnes had
-him right!"
-
-It was a pinch sure enough. Even as Sammy spoke, Rocheford and
-Wertheimer of the Central Office were covering them with their pistols.
-
-"Hands up!" came from Wertheimer.
-
-"You've got us bang right!" sighed Big Head.
-
-Outside they found Cohen, also of the Central Office, with the ruffles
-on the Ghost.
-
-"That's only a throw-off," sneered Sammy, pointing to the bracelets.
-
-The Ghost began to whine. The loose lips became looser than ever, the
-drooping lids drooped lower still.
-
-"W'y, Sammy," he remonstrated weepingly, "youse don't t'ink I'd go an'
-give youse up!"
-
-"That's all right," retorted Sammy, with sullen emphasis. "Youse'll get
-yours, Ghost."
-
-Had the Ghost been wise he would have remained in the Tombs; it was his
-best chance. But the Ghost was-not wise. Within the week he was walking
-the streets, and trying to explain a freedom which so sharply contrasted
-with the caged condition of Big Head and Sammy Hart. Gangland turned its
-back on him; his explanations were not received. And, sluggish and thick
-as he was, Gangland made him feel it.
-
-It was black night in University Place. The Ghost was gumshoeing his
-way towards the Bridge Saloon. A taxicab came slowly crabbing along the
-curb. It stopped; a quick figure slipped out and, muzzle on the very
-spot, put a bullet through the base of the Ghost's brain.
-
-The quick figure leaped back into the cab. The door slammed, and the cab
-dashed off into the darkness at racing speed.
-
-In that splinter of time required to start the cab you might have
-seen--had you been near enough--two white small hands clutch with a kind
-of rapturous acceptance at the quick figure, as it sprang into the cab,
-and heard the eager voice of a woman saying "Promise for promise, and
-word for word! Who wouldn't give soul and body for th' death of a
-snitch?--for a snake that will bite no more?"
-
-
-
-
-IX.--LITTLE BOW KUM
-
-
-Since then no Chinaman will go into the room. I had this from Loui
-Fook, himself an eminent member of the On Leon Tong and a leading
-merchant of Chinatown. Loui Fook didn't pretend to know of his own
-knowledge, but spoke by hearsay. He said that the room was haunted. No
-one would live there, being too wise, although the owner had lowered the
-rent from twenty dollars a month to ten. Ten monthly dollars should
-be no inducement to live in a place where, at odd, not to say untoward
-hours, you hear sounds of scuffling and wing-beating, such as is made
-by a chicken when its head is chopped off. Also, little Bow Kum's blood
-still stains the floor in a broad red patch, and refuses to give way to
-soap and water. The wife of the Italian janitor--who cannot afford to
-be superstitious, and bemoans a room unrented--has scrubbed half through
-the boards in unavailing efforts to wash away the dull red splotch.
-
-Detective Raphael of the Central Office heard of the ghost. He thought
-it would make for the moral uplift of Chinatown to explode so foolish a
-tale.
-
-Yong Dok begged Raphael not to visit the haunted room where the blood of
-little Bow Kum spoke in dumb, dull crimson from the floor. It would set
-the ghosts to talking.
-
-"Then come with me, and act as interpreter," quoth Raphael, and he threw
-Yong Dok over his heavy shoulder and began to climb the stairs.
-
-Yong Dok fainted, and lay as limp as a wet bath towel. Loui Fook said
-that Yong Dok would die if taken to the haunted room, so Raphael forbore
-and set him down. In an hour Yong Dok had measurably recovered, but
-Tchin Foo insists that he hasn't been the same man since.
-
-Low Fong, Low Tching and Chu Wah, three hatchet men belonging to the
-Four Brothers, were charged with the murder. But the coroner let Chu
-Wah go, and the special sessions jury disagreed as to Low Fong and Low
-Tching; and so one way and another they were all set free.
-
-It is difficult to uncover evidence against a Chinaman. They never
-talk, and their faces are as void of expression as the wrong side of a
-tombstone. In only one way does a Chinaman betray emotion. When guilty,
-and pressed upon by danger, a pulse beats on the under side of his arm,
-just above the elbow. This is among the golden secrets known to what
-Central Office men do duty along Pell, Mott and Doyers streets, but for
-obvious reasons it cannot be used in court.
-
-Although the white devils' law failed, the Chinese law was not so
-powerless. Because of that murder, eight Four Brothers and five On Leon
-Tongs have been shot dead. Also, slippered feet have stolen into the
-sleeping rooms of offensive ones, as they dreamed of China the Celestial
-far away beyond the sunset, and unseen bird-claw fingers have turned
-on the white devils' gas. In this way a dozen more have died. They have
-awakened in Chinatown to the merits of the white devils' gas as a method
-of assassination. It bids fair to take the place of the automatic gun,
-just as the latter shoved aside the old-time barbarous hatchet.
-
-Little Bow Kum had reached her nineteenth year when she was killed. Her
-husband, Tchin Len, was worth $50,000. He was more than twice as old as
-little Bow Kum, and is still in Mott Street waiting for her spirit to
-return and strangle her destroyers. This will one day come to pass, and
-he is waiting for that day. Tchin Len has another wife in Canton, but he
-does not go back to her, preferring to live in Chinatown with the memory
-of his little lost Bow Kum.
-
-Little Bow Kum was born in the Canton district, China. Her father's name
-was Wong Hi. Her mother's name doesn't matter, because mothers do not
-amount to much in China. As she lay in her mother's lap, a chubby,
-wheat-hued baby, they named her Bow Kum, which means Sweet Flower, for
-they knew she would be very beautiful.
-
-When little Bow Kum was five years old, Wong Hi, her father, sold her
-for $300. Wong Hi was poor, and $300 is a Canton fortune. Also, the sale
-had its moral side, since everyone knows that children are meant to be a
-prop and support to their parents.
-
-Little Bow Kum was bought and sold, as was well understood by both Wong
-Hi, the father, and the man who chinked down his hard three hundred
-silver dollars as the price, with the purpose of rearing her to a
-profession which, while not without honor among Orientals, is frowned
-upon by the white devils, and never named by them in best society. Much
-pains were bestowed upon her education; for her owner held that in the
-trade which at the age of fifteen she was to take up, she should be able
-to paint, embroider, quote Confucius, recite verses, and in all things
-be a mirror of the graces. Thus she would be more valuable, being more
-attractive.
-
-Little Bow Kum accepted her fate and made no protest, feeling no impulse
-so to do. She knew that she had been sold, and knew her destiny; but she
-felt no shock, was stricken by no desire to escape. What had happened
-and would happen, had been for hundreds and thousands of years the life
-story of a great feminine fraction of her people. Wherefore, the thought
-was at home in her blood; her nature bowed to and embraced it.
-
-Of course, from the white devils' view-point the fate designed for
-little Bow Kum was as the sublimation of the immoral. But you must
-remember that morality is always a question of geography and sometimes a
-question of race. Climates, temperatures, also play their part.
-
-Then, too, there is that element of support. In the tropics, where
-life is lazy, easy, and one may pick a dinner from every tree, man is
-polygamous. In the ice locked arctics, where one spears his dinner out
-of the cold, reluctant sea, and goes days and days without it, man is
-polyandrous, and one wife has many husbands. In the temperate zone,
-where life is neither soft nor hard and yet folk work to live, man is
-monogamous, and one wife to one husband is the only good form.
-
-Great is latitude!
-
-Take the business of steeping the senses in drinks or drugs. That
-eternal quantity of latitude still worms its way into the equation. In
-the arctic zone they drink raw alcohol, in the north temperate whiskey,
-in the south temperate wine, while in the tropics they give up drinking
-and take to opium, hasheesh and cocaine.
-
-Little Bow Kum watched her fifteenth year approach--that year when she
-would take up her profession--without shame, scandal or alarm.
-
-Had you tried to show her the horrors of her situation, she wouldn't
-have understood. She was beautiful beyond beauty. This she knew very
-well, and was pleased to have her charms confessed. Her owner told her
-she was a lamp of love, and that he would not sell her under $3,000.
-This of itself was the prettiest of compliments, since he had never
-before asked more than $2,000 for a girl. Koi Ton, two years older than
-herself, had brought just $2,000; and Koi Ton was acknowledged to be a
-vision from heaven. And so when Bow Kum learned that her price was to
-be $3,000, a glow overspread her--a glow which comes to beauty when it
-feels itself supreme.
-
-Little Bow Kum was four feet tall, and weighed only seventy pounds. Her
-color was the color of old ivory--that is, if you can imagine old ivory
-with the flush and blush of life. She had rose-red lips, onyx eyes, and
-hair as black as a crow's wing. One day her owner went mad with opium.
-As he sat and looked at her, and her star-like beauty grew upon him,
-he struck her down with a bamboo staff. This frightened him; for he saw
-that if he kept her he would kill her because of her loveliness. So,
-knowing himself and fearing her beauty, he sent little Bow Kum to San
-Francisco, and never laid eyes on her again.
-
-Having ripened into her fifteenth year, and the value of girls being up
-in San Francisco, little Bow Kum brought the price--$3,000--which her
-owner had fixed for her. She kissed the hand of Low Hee Tong, her new
-owner; and, having been adorned to the last limit of Chinese coquetry,
-went with him to a temple, dedicated to some Mongolian Venus, which he
-maintained in Ross Alley. Here little Bow Kum lived for nearly four
-years.
-
-Low Hee Tong, the Ross Alley owner of little Bow Kum, got into trouble
-with the police. Something he did or failed to do--probably the
-latter--vastly disturbed them. With that, waxing moral, they decided
-that Low Hee Tong's Temple of Venus in Ross Alley was an eyesore, and
-must be wiped out.
-
-And so they pulled it.
-
-Little Bow Kum--so small, so much the rose-flower which her name
-implied--aroused the concern of the judge. He gave her to a Christian
-mission, which years before had pitched its tent in Frisco's Chinatown
-with a hope of saving Mongol souls, which hope had failed. Thereafter
-little Bow Kum lived at the mission, and not in Ross Alley, and was
-chaste according to the ice-bound ideals of the white devils.
-
-The mission was ruled over by a middle-aged matron with a Highland name.
-This good woman was beginning to wonder what she should do with little
-Bow Kum, when that almond-eyed floweret came preferring a request.
-Little Bow Kum, while dwelling in Ross Alley, had met Tchin Len and
-thought him nice. Tchin Len owned a truck-farm near Stockton, and was
-rich. Would the Highland matron, in charge of the mission, write
-a letter to Tchin Len, near Stockton, and ask that bewitching
-truck-gardener to come down and see little Bow Kum?
-
-"Because," explained little Bow Kum, in her peculiar English, "I likee
-Tchin Len to mally me."
-
-The Highland matron considered. A husband in the case of little Bow Kum
-would supply a long-felt want. Also, no harm, even if no good, could
-flow from Tchin Len's visit, since she, the Highland matron, sternly
-purposed being present while Tchin Len and little Bow Kum conferred.
-
-The matron wrote the letter, and Tchin Len came down to San Francisco.
-He and little Bow Kum talked quietly in a language which the managing
-matron did not understand. But she knew the signs; and therefore when,
-at the close of the conversation, they explained that they had decided
-upon a wedding, she was not astonished. She gave them her blessing,
-about which they cared nothing, and they pledged each other their faith
-after the Chinese manner--which is curious, but unimportant here--about
-which they cared much.
-
-Tchin Len went back to his Stockton truck garden, to put his house in
-order against the wifely advent of little Bow Kum. It is not of record
-that Tchin Len said anything about his Canton wife. The chances are that
-he didn't. A Chinaman is no great hand to mention his domestic affairs
-to anybody. Moreover, a wife more or less means nothing to him. It is
-precisely the sort of thing he would forget; or, remembering, make no
-reference to, lest you vote him a bore. What looks like concealment
-is often only politeness, and goodbreeding sometimes wears the face of
-fraud.
-
-It was settled that Tchin Len should marry little Bow Kum, and the
-latter, aided and abetted by the watchful mission matron, waited for the
-day. Affairs had reached this stage when the unexpected came rapping at
-the door. Low Hee Tong, who paid $3,000 for little Bow Kum and claimed
-to own her, had been keeping an eye on his delicate chattel. She might
-be living at the mission, but he no less bore her upon the sky-line of
-his calculations. Likewise he knew about the wedding making ready with
-Tchin Len. He didn't object. He simply went to Tchin Len and asked for
-$3,000. It was little enough, he said; especially when one considered
-that--excluding all others--he would convey to Tchin Len in perpetuity
-every right in and to little Bow Kum, who was so beautiful that she was
-hated by the moon.
-
-Tchin Len said the price was low enough; that is, if Low Hee Tong
-possessed any interest in little Bow Kum to convey, which he doubted.
-Tchin Len explained that he would talk things over with the mission
-matron of the Highland name, and later let Low Hee Tong know.
-
-Low Hee Tong said that this arrangement was agreeable, so long as it was
-understood that he would kill both Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in case
-he didn't get the money.
-
-Tchin Len, after telling little Bow Kum, laid the business before the
-mission matron with the Highland name. Naturally, she was shocked. She
-said that she was amazed at the effrontery of Low Hee Tong! Under the
-white devils' law he couldn't possess and therefore couldn't pretend to
-any title in little Bow Kum. Tchin Len would be wild to pay him $3,000.
-Low Hee Tong was lucky to be alive!--only the mission matron didn't put
-it in precisely these words. If Tchin Len had $3,000 which he didn't
-need, he might better contribute it to the mission which had sheltered
-his little Bow Kum. It would be criminal to lavish it upon a yellow
-Pagan, who threatened to shed blood.
-
-Tchin Len heard this with pigtailed phlegm and politeness, and promised
-to think about it. He said that it would give him no joy to endow Low
-Hee Tong with $3,000; he was willing that much should be understood.
-
-Little Bow Kum was placidly present at the discussion. When it ended she
-placidly reminded Tchin Len that he knew what she knew, namely, that he
-in all probability, and she in all certainty, would be killed if Low Hee
-Tong's claim were refused. Tchin Len sighed and confessed that this was
-true. For all that, influenced by the mission matron with the Highland
-name, he was loth to give up the $3,000. Little Bow Kum bent her
-flower-like head. Tchin Len's will was her law, though as the penalty of
-such sweet submission death, bitter death, should be her portion.
-
-Tchin Len and the mission matron held several talks; and Tchin Len and
-Low Hee Tong held several talks. But the latter did not get the
-$3,000. Still he threatened and hoped on. It was beyond his Chinese,
-comprehension that Tchin Len could be either so dishonest or so dull
-as not to pay him that money. Tchin Len was rich, and no child. Yes; he
-would pay. And Low Hee Tong, confident of his position, made ready his
-opium layout for a good smoke.
-
-The mission matron and Tchin Len hit upon a plan. Tchin Len would
-privily marry little Bow Kum--that must precede all else. Upon that
-point of wedding bells, the mission matron was as moveless as Gibraltar.
-The knot tied, Tchin Len should sell out his Stockton truck-farm and
-move to New York. Then he was to send money, and the mission matron was
-to outfit little Bow Kum and ship her East. With the wretched Low Hee
-Tong in San Francisco, and Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in far New York,
-an intervening stretch of three thousand five hundred miles might be
-expected to keep the peace.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were married. A month later, Tchin Len left
-for New York with $50,000 under his bridal blouse. He settled down
-in Mott Street, dispatched New York exchange for $800 to the mission
-matron, who put little Bow Kum aboard the Overland Express at Oakland,
-together with three trunks and a ticket. Little Bow Kum arrived in
-due and proper time, and Tchin Len--who met her in Jersey City--after
-saluting her in the Chinese fashion, which is cold and lacks enthusiasm,
-bore her away to Seventeen Mott, where he had prepared for her a nest.
-
-There are three septs among Chinamen. These are the On Leon Tong, the
-Hip Sing Tong and the Four Brothers. The two first are associations;
-the last is a fraternity. You can join the Hip Sing Tong or the On Leon
-Tong. Your sole chance of becoming a Four Brother lies in being born
-into the tribe.
-
-Loui Fook told me these things late one night in the Port Arthur
-restaurant, where the red lamps glow and there is an all-pervading smell
-of preserved ginger, and added that the Four Brothers was very ancient.
-Its sources were lost in the dimmest vistas of Chinese antiquity, said
-Loui Fook.
-
-"One thousand years old?" I asked.
-
-"Much older."
-
-"Five thousand?"
-
-"Much older."
-
-"Ten thousand?"
-
-"Maybe!"
-
-From which I inferred that the Four Brothers had beheld the dawn and
-death of many centuries.
-
-Every member of the Four Brothers is to be known by his name. When you
-cut the slippered trail of a Chinaman whose name begins with Low or Chu
-or Tching or Quong, that Chinaman is a Four Brothers. A Chinaman's first
-name is his family name. In this respect he runs counter to the habit
-of the white devils; just as he does in the matter of shirts, which the
-white devil tucks in and the Chinaman does not. Wherefore, the names
-of Low, Chu, Tching and Quong, everywhere the evidence of the Four
-Brothers, are family names.
-
-Loui Fook gave me the origin of the Four Brothers--he himself is an On
-Leon Tong. Many thousands of years ago a Chinaman was travelling. Dusty,
-weary, he sat down by a well. His name was Low. Another travel-stained
-Chinaman joined him. They talked, and liked each other much. The second
-traveler's name was Chu. Then a third sat down, and the three talked
-and liked each other much. His name was Tching. Lastly, came a fourth
-Chinaman, and the weary dust lay deep upon his sandals. His name was
-Quong. He was equally talked to by the others, and by them equally well
-liked. They--the four--decided, as they parted, that forever and forever
-they and their descendants should be as brothers.
-
-Wherefore the Four Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Tong was a member of the Four Brothers--a descendant of the
-earliest Chinaman at that well, back in the world's morning. When he
-found that Tchin Len had married little Bow Kum and stolen her away to
-New York, his opium turned bitter and he lost his peace of mind. Low Hee
-Tong wrote a Chinese letter, giving the story of his injuries, and
-sent it via the white devils' mails to Low Hee Jit, chief of the Four
-Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Jit laid the case before Lee Tcin Kum, chief of the On Leon
-Tong. The wise men of the On Leon Tong appointed a hearing. Low Hee Jit
-came with the wise men of the Four Brothers to the company rooms of the
-On Leon Tong. Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were there. The question
-was, should the On Leon Tong command Tchin Len to pay Low Hee Tong
-$3,000--the price of little Bow Kum?
-
-Lee Tcin Kum and the wise men of the On Leon Tong, after long debate,
-said that Tchin Len should pay Low Hee Tong nothing. And they argued
-after this wise. The white devils' law had taken hold of little Bow Kum,
-and destroyed Low Hee Tong's title. She was no longer his property. She
-might marry whom she would, and the bridegroom owe Low Hee Tong nothing.
-
-This was in the On Leon Tong's Company rooms in Mott Street.
-
-Low Hee Jit and the wise men of the Four Brothers opposed this.
-Particularly they declined the white devils' laws as of controlling pith
-and moment. Why should a Chinaman heed the white devils' laws? The white
-devils were the barbarous inferiors of the Chinese. The latter as a race
-had long ago arrived. For untold ages they had been dwelling upon the
-highest peaks of all possible human advancement. The white devils,
-centuries behind, were still blundering about among the foothills far
-below. It was an insult, between Chinaman and Chinaman, for Lee Tcin Kum
-and the wise men of the On Leon Tong to quote the white devils' laws, or
-assume to yield them respect.
-
-With this the council broke up.
-
-War was declared by the Four Brothers against the On Leon Tong, and the
-dead-walls of Chinatown were plastered with the declaration. Since the
-white devils could not read Chinese, they knew nothing of all this. But
-the On Leon Tong knew, and the Four Brothers knew, and both sides began
-bringing in their hatchet-men.
-
-When a Chinaman is bent on killing, he hires an assassin. This is not
-cowardice, but convenience. The assassin never lives in the town
-where the killing is to occur. He is always imported. This is to make
-detection difficult. The Four Brothers and the On Leon Tong brought
-in their hatchet-men from Chicago, from Boston, from Pittsburg, from
-Philadelphia.
-
-Some impression of the extent of this conscription might be gathered
-from the following: When last New Year the On Leon Tong gave a public
-dinner at the Port Arthur, thirty hatchet-men were on the roof and
-eighty in the street. This was to head off any attempt the Four Brothers
-might make to blow that banquet up. I received the above from an
-esteemed friend of mine, who was a guest at the dinner, but left when
-told what profuse arrangements had been made to insure his skin.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum kept up the fires of their love at
-Seventeen Mott. They took their daily chop suey and sharkfin, not to
-mention their bird's-nest soup, across the way at Twenty-two with their
-friends, Sam Lee and Yong Dok.
-
-It was a showery, August afternoon. Tchin Len had been all day at his
-store, and little Bow Kum was sitting alone in their room. Dismal as
-was the day outside, the room showed pleasant and bright. There were
-needlework screens, hangings of brocade and silk, vases of porcelain,
-statuettes in jade. The room was rich--a scene of color and Chinese
-luxury.
-
-Little Bow Kum was the room's best ornament--with her jade bracelets,
-brocade jacket, silken trousers, golden girdle, and sandaled feet as
-small as the feet of a child of six. It would be twenty minutes before
-the Chinese dinner hour, when she was to join Tchin Len across the
-street, and she drew out pen and ink and paper that she might practice
-the white devils' way of writing; and all with the thought of some day
-sending a letter of love and gratitude to the mission matron with the
-Highland name.
-
-So engrossed was little Bow Kum that she observed nothing of the soft
-opening of the door, or the dark savage face which peered through.
-The murderer crept upon her as noiselessly as a shadow. There was a
-hawk-'like swoop. About the slender throat closed a grip of steel. The
-fingers were long, slim, strong. She could not cry out. The dull glimmer
-of a Chinese knife--it was later picked up in the hall, a-drip with
-blood--flashed before her frightened eyes. She made a convulsive clutch,
-and the blade was drawn horribly through her baby fingers.
-
-Over across, not one hundred feet away, sat Tchin Len and his two
-friends in the eating room of Twenty-two. It was a special day, and they
-would have chicken and rice. This made them impatient for the advent of
-little Bow Kum. She was already ten minutes behind the hour. His
-friends rallied Tchin Len about little Bow Kum, and evolved a Chinese
-joke to the effect that he was a slave to her beauty and had made a
-foot-rest of his heart for her little feet. Twenty minutes went by, and
-his friends had grown too hungry to jest.
-
-Tchin Len went over to Seventeen, to bring little Bow Kum. As he pushed
-open the door, he saw the little silken brocaded form, like a child
-asleep, lying on the floor. Tchin Len did not understand; he thought
-little Bow Kum was playing with him.
-
-Poor little Bow Kum.
-
-The lean fingers had torn the slender throat. Her baby hand was cut half
-in two, where the knife had been snatched away. The long blade had been
-driven many times through and through the little body. A final slash,
-hari-kari fashion and all across, had been the awful climax.
-
-His friends found Tchin Len, seated on the floor, with little Bow Kum in
-his arms. Grief was neither in his eyes nor in his mouth, for his mind,
-like his heart, had been made empty.
-
-Tchin Len waits for the vengeance of little Bow Kum to fall upon her
-murderers. Some say that Tchin Len was a fool for not paying Low Hee
-Tong the $3,000. Some call him dishonest. All agree that the cross-fire
-of killings, which has raged and still rages because of it, can do
-little Bow Kum no good.
-
-
-
-
-X.--THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH
-
-
-This is not so much to chronicle the bumping off of Crazy Butch, as to
-open a half-gate of justice in the maligned instance of the Darby Kid.
-There is subdued excitement in and about the Central Office. There is
-more excitement, crossed with a color of bitterness, in and about the
-Chatham Club. The Central Office, working out a tip, believes it has cut
-the trail of Harry the Soldier, who, with Dopey Benny, is wanted for the
-killing of Crazy Butch. The thought which so acrimoniously agitates
-the Chatham Club is "Who rapped?" with the finger of jealous suspicion
-pointing sourly at the Darby Kid.
-
-That you be not misled in an important particular, it is well perhaps to
-explain that the Darby Kid is a girl--a radiant girl--and in her line
-as a booster, a girl of gold. She deeply loved Crazy Butch, having first
-loved Harry the Soldier. If she owned a fault, it was that in matters of
-the heart she resembled the heroine of the flat boatman's muse.
-
- There was a womern in our town
-
- In our town did dwell.
-
- She loved her husband dear-i-lee
-
- An' another man twict as well.
-
-But that is not saying she would act as stool-pigeon. To charge that
-the Darby Kid turned copper, and wised up the Central Office dicks
-concerning the whereabouts of Harry the Soldier, is a serious thing. The
-imputation is a grave one. Even the meanest ought not to be disgraced
-as a snitch in the eyes of all Gangland, lightly and upon insufficient
-evidence. There were others besides the Darby Kid who knew how to locate
-Harry the Soldier. Might not one of these have given a right steer
-to the bulls? Not that the Darby Kid can be pictured as altogether
-blameless. She indubitably did a foolish thing. Having received that
-letter, she should never have talked about it. Such communications
-cannot be kept too secret. Some wretched talebearer must have been
-lounging about the Chatham Club. Why not? The Chatham Club can no more
-guarantee the character of its patrons than can the Waldorf-Astoria.
-
-The evening was a recent one. It was also dull. There wasn't an overflow
-of customers, hardly enough in waiting on them, to take the stiffness
-out of Nigger Mike's knees.
-
-It was nine of the clock, and those two inseparables, the Irish Wop and
-old Jimmy, sat in their usual chairs. The Wop spoke complainingly of the
-poolroom trade, which was even duller than trade at the Chatham Club.
-
-"W'at wit' killin' New York racin'," said the Wop dismally, "an' w'at
-wit' raidin' a guy's joint every toime some av them pa-a-pers makes a
-crack, it's got th' poolrooms on th' bum. For meself I'm thinkin' av
-closin'. Every day I'm open puts me fifty dollars on th' nut. An' Jimmy,
-I've about med up me moind to put th' shutters up."
-
-"Mebby you're in wrong with th' organization."
-
-"Tammany? Th' more you shtand in wit' Tammany, th' ha-a-arder you get
-slugged."
-
-Old Jimmy signalled to Nigger Mike for beer. "Over to th' Little Hungary
-last night," remarked old Jimmy casually, "them swell politicians has a
-dinner. I was there."
-
-The last came off a little proudly.
-
-"They tell me," said the Wop with a deprecatory shrug, "that Cha-a-arley
-Murphy was there, too, an' that Se-r-rgeant Cram had to go along to
-heel an' handle him. I can remimber whin chuck steak an' garlic is
-about Cha-a-arley's speed. Now, whin he's bushtin' 'em open as Chief
-av Tammany Hall, it's an indless chain av champagne an' tur'pin an'
-canvashback, with patty-de-foy-grass as a chaser."
-
-Old Jimmy shook a severe yet lofty head. "If some guy tells you,
-Wop, that Charley needs anybody in his corner at a dinner that
-guy's stringin' you. Charley can see his way through from napkins to
-toothpicks, as well as old Chauncey Depew. There's a lot of duffers
-goin' 'round knockin' Charlie. They're sore just because he's gettin'
-along, see? They'll tell you how if you butt him up ag'inst a
-dinner table, he'll about give you an imitation of a blind dog in a
-meat-shop--how he'll try to eat peas with a knife an' let 'em roll down
-his sleeve an' all that. So far as them hoboes knockin' Charley goes,
-it's to his credit. You don't want to forget, Wop, they never knock a
-dead one."
-
-"In th' ould gas house days," enquired the Wop, "wasn't Cha-a-arley a
-conducthor on wan av th' crosstown ca-a-ars?"
-
-"He was! an' a good one too. That's where he got his start. He quit
-'em when they introduced bell punches; an' I don't blame him! Them big
-companies is all alike. Which of 'em'll stand for it to give a workin'
-man a chance?"
-
-"Did thim la-a-ads lasht night make spaches?"
-
-"Speeches? Nothin' but Trusts is to be th' issue this next pres'dential
-campaign."
-
-"Now about thim trushts? I've been wantin' to ashk yez th' long time.
-I've been hearin' av trushts for tin years, an' Mary save me! if I'd
-know wan if it was to come an' live next dure."
-
-"Well, Wop," returned old Jimmy engigmatically, "a trust is anything
-you don't like--only so it's a corp'ration. So long as it stands in with
-you an' you like it, it's all right, see? But once it takes to handin'
-you th' lemon, it's a trust."
-
-"Speakin' av th' pris'dency, it looks loike this fat felly Taft's out to
-get it in th' neck."
-
-"Surest ever! Th' trusts is sore on him; an' th' people is sore on him.
-He's a frost at both ends of th' alley."
-
-"W'at crabbed him?"
-
-"Too small in th' hat-band, too big in th' belt. Them republicans better
-chuck Taft in th' discard an' take up Teddy. There's a live one! There's
-th' sturdy plow-boy of politics who'd land 'em winner!"
-
-The Nailer came strolling in and pulled up a chair.
-
-"Roosevelt, Jimmy," said he, "couldn't make th' run. Don't he start th'
-argument himself, th' time he's elected, sayin' it's his second term an'
-he'll never go out for th' White House goods again?"
-
-"Shure he did," coincided the Wop. "An' r-r-right there he give himsilf
-th' gate. You're right, Nailer; he's barred."
-
-"Teddy oughtn't to have got off that bluff about not runnin' ag'in,"
-observed old Jimmy thoughtfully. "He sees it himself now. Th' next
-day after he makes his crack, a friend of mine, who's down to th' White
-House, asks him about it; is it for the bleachers,' says my friend, 'or
-does it go?'
-
-"'Oh, it goes!' says Teddy.
-
-"'Then,' says my friend, 'you'll pardon me, but I don't think it was up
-to you to say it. It may wind up by puttin' everybody an' everything in
-Dutch. No sport can know what he'll want to do, or what he ought to do,
-four years ahead. Bein' pres'dent now, with four years to draw to, you
-can no more tell whether or no you'll want to repeat than you can tell
-what you'll want for dinner while you're eatin' lunch. Once I knew a guy
-who's always ready to swear off whiskey, when he's half full. Used to
-chase round to th' priest, on his own hunch; to sign th' pledge, every
-time he gets a bun. Bein' soaked, he feels like he'll never want another
-drink. After he'd gone without whiskey a couple of days, however, he'd
-wake up to it that he's been too bigoted. He'd feel that he's taken
-too narrow a view of th' liquor question, an' commence to see things in
-their true colors.' That's what my friend told him. And now that Teddy's
-show-in' signs, I've wondered whether he recalls them warnin' words."
-
-"W'at'll th' demmycrats do?" asked the Nailer. "Run Willyum Jennin's?"
-
-"They will," retorted the Wop scornfully, "if they want to get th' hoot.
-Three toimes has this guy Bryan run--an' always f'r th' end book. D'yez
-moind, Jimmy, how afther th' Denver Convention lie cha-a-ases down to
-th' depot to shake ha-a-ands wit' Cha-a-arley Murphy? There's no class
-to that! Would Washin'ton have done it?--Would Jefferson?"
-
-"How was he hoited be shakin' hands wit' Murphy?"
-
-The Nailer's tones were almost defiant. He had been brought up with a
-profound impression of the grandeur of Tammany Hall.
-
-"How was he hur-r-rted? D'yez call it th' cun-nin' play f'r him to be at
-th' depot, hand stretched out, an' yellin' 'Mitt me, Cha-a-arley, mitt
-me?' Man aloive, d'yez think th' country wants that koind av a ska-a-ate
-in th' White House?"
-
-The acrid emphasis of the Wop was so overwhelming that it swept the
-Nailer off his feet.
-
-The Wop resumed:
-
-"Wan thing, that depot racket wasn't th' way to carry New York. Th' way
-to bring home th' darby in th' Empire Shtate is to go to th' flure wit'
-Tammany at th' ringin' av th' gong. How was it Cleveland used to win?
-Was it be makin' a pet av Croker, or sendin' th' organization flowers?
-An' yez don't have to be told what happened to Cleveland. An' Tammany,
-moind yez, tryin' to thump his proshpecks on th' nut ivery fut av th'
-way! If Willyum Jinnin's had been th' wise fowl, he'd have took his
-hunch fr'm th' career av Cleveland, an' rough-housed Tammany whiniver
-an' wheriver found. If he'd only knocked Tammany long enough an'
-ha-a-ard enough, he'd have had an anchor-nurse on th' result."
-
-"This sounds like treason, Wop," said old Jimmy in tones of mock
-reproach. "Croker was boss in th' Cleveland days. You'll hardly say that
-Charlie ain't a better chief than Croker?"
-
-"Jimmy, there's as much difference bechune ould man Croker an'
-Cha-a-arley Murphy as bechune a buffalo bull an' a billy-goat. To make
-Murphy chief was loike settin' a boy to carryin' hod. While yez couldn't
-say f'r shure whether he'd fall fr'm th' laddher or simply sit down
-wit' th' hod, it's a cinch he'd niver get th' bricks to th' scaffold.
-Murphy's too busy countin' th' buttons on his Prince Albert, an'
-balancin' th' gold eye-glasshes on th' ridge av his nose, to lave him
-anny toime f'r vict'ry."
-
-"While youse guys," observed the Nailer, with a great air of knowing
-something, "is indulgin' in your spiels about Murphy, don't it ever
-strike youse that he's out to make Gaynor pres'dent?"
-
-"Gaynor?" repeated old Jimmy, in high offence. "Do you think Charlie's
-balmy? If it ever gets so that folks of th' Gaynor size is looked on as
-big enough for th' presidency, I for one shall retire to th' booby house
-an' devote th' remainder of an ill-spent life to cuttin' paper dolls.
-An' yet, Nailer, I oughtn't to wonder at youse either for namin' him.
-There's a Demmycrat Club mutt speaks to me about that very thing at th'
-Little Hungary dinner."
-
-"'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?'
-says I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make
-'em give him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he
-has!' says th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one
-thing an' another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything
-but th' back fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with
-Tammany Hall?' says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker
-did,' says I; 'it's an old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th'
-Gaynors an' th' Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an'
-all them high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason
-they puts a geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that
-be?' asks the Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage
-th' eye of th' Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th'
-drain.'"
-
-The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
-rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie
-Squint. The Darby Kid joined them.
-
-"W'at do youse think?" cried the Darby Kid. "I'm comin' out of me flat
-when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier."
-
-"Where is he?" asked Mollie Squint.
-
-"That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for
-Africa. That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only
-goil he ever loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?"
-
-"W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?"
-
-"No. But me for Africa!--the ideer!"
-
-"About Dopey Benny?" said the Nailer.
-
-"Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick--tryin'
-to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'."
-
-"Then you won't join Harry?" remarked Mollie Squint.
-
-"In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker."
-
-The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
-Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer
-and Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read
-Harry's letter.
-
-To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves--which is the only right
-way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
-twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
-the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side,
-and his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
-
-The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They
-gave him neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral
-straggler, in what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show
-him the moral way in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken
-it if they had.
-
-To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost
-motion. And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion
-money with Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down
-the Gangland position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
-
-"Morality is all to the excellent for geeks with dough to burn an' time
-to throw away. It's right into the mitts of W'ite Chokers, who gets paid
-for bein' good an' hire out to be virchuous for so much a year. But
-of what use is morality to a guy along the Bowery? You could take a
-cartload of it to Simpson's, an' you couldn't get a dollar on it."
-
-Not much was known of the childhood of Butch, albeit his vacuous lack
-of book knowledge assisted the theory that little or less of it had been
-passed in school. Nor was that childhood a lengthy one, for fame began
-early to collect upon Butch's scheming brow. He was about the green and
-unripe age of thirteen when he went abroad into the highways and byways
-of the upper city and stole a dog of the breed termed setter. This
-animal he named Rabbi, and trained as a thief.
-
-Rabbi, for many months, was Butch's meal ticket. The method of their
-thievish procedure was simple but effective. Butch--Rabbi alertly at
-his godless heels--would stroll about the streets looking for prey. When
-some woman drifted by, equipped of a handbag of promise, Butch pointed
-out the same to the rascal notice of Rabbi. After which the discreet
-Butch withdrew, the rest of it--as he said--being up to Rabbi.
-
-Rabbi followed the woman, his abandoned eye on the hand-bag. Watching
-his chance, Rabbi rushed the woman and dexterously whisked the handbag
-from out her horrified fingers. Before the woman realized her loss,
-Rabbi had raced around a nearest corner and was lost to all pursuit.
-Fifteen minutes later he would find Butch at Willett and Stanton
-Streets, and turn over the touch.
-
-Rabbi hated a policeman like a Christian. The sight of one would send
-him into growling, snarling, hiding. None the less, like all great
-characters, Rabbi became known; and, in the end, through some fraud
-which was addressed to his softer side and wherein a canine Delilah
-performed, he Avas betrayed into the clutches of the law.
-
-This mischance marked the close, as a hanger-snatcher, of the invaluable
-Rabbi's career. Not that the plain-clothes people who caught him affixed
-a period to his doggish days. Even a plains-clothes man isn't entirely
-hard. Rabbi's captors merely found him a home in the Catskills, where he
-spent his days in honor and his nights in sucking unsuspected eggs.
-
-When Rabbi was retired to private life, Butch, in his bread-hunting,
-resolved to seek new paths. Among the cruder crimes is house-breaking
-and to it the amateur law-breaker most naturally turns. Butch became a
-house-worker with special reference to flats.
-
-In the beginning, Butch worked in the day time, or as they say in
-Gangland, "went out on _skush._" Hating the sun, however, as all true
-criminals, must, he shifted to night jobs, and took his dingy place
-in the ranks of viciousness as a _schlamwerker_. As such he turned off
-houses, flats and stores, taking what Fate sent him. Occasionally he
-varied the dull monotony of simple burglary by truck-hopping.
-
-Man cannot live by burglary alone, and Butch was not without his
-gregarious side. Seeking comradeship, he united himself with the Eastman
-gang. As a gangster he soon distinguished himself. He fought like a
-berserk; and it was a sort of war-frenzy, which overtook him in battle,
-that gave him his honorable prefix.
-
-Monk Eastman thought well of Butch. Not even Ike the Blood stood
-nearer than did Butch to the heart of that grim gang captain. Eastman's
-weakness was pigeons. When he himself went finally to Sing Sing, he
-asked the court to permit him another week in the Tombs, so that he
-might find a father for his five hundred feathered pets.
-
-In the days when Butch came to strengthen as well as ornament his
-forces, Eastman kept a bird store in Broome Street, under the New Irving
-Hall. Eastman also rented bicycles. Those who thirsted to stand well
-with him were sedulous to ride a wheel. They rented these uneasy engines
-of Eastman, with the view of drawing to themselves that leader's favor.
-Butch, himself, was early astride a bicycle. One time and another he
-paid into Eastman's hands the proceeds of many a _shush_ or _schlam_
-job; and all for the calf-developing privilege of pedalling about the
-streets.
-
-Butch conceived an idea which peculiarly endeared him to Eastman. In
-Forsyth Street was a hall, and Butch--renting the same--organized an
-association which, in honorable advertisement of his chief's trade of
-pigeons and bicycles, he called the Squab-Wheelmen. Eastman himself
-stood godfather to this club, and at what times he reposed himself from
-his bike and pigeon labors, played pool in its rooms.
-
-There occurred that which might have shaken one less firmly established
-than Butch. As it was, it but solidified him and did him good. The world
-will remember the great gang battle, fought at Worth and Center Streets,
-between the Eastmans and the Five Points. The merry-making was put an
-end to by those spoil sports, the police, who, as much without noble
-sympathies as chivalric instincts, drove the contending warriors from
-the field at the point of their night sticks.
-
-Brief as was the fray, numerous were the brave deeds done. On one
-side or the other, the Dropper, the Nailer, Big Abrams, Ike the Blood,
-Slimmy, Johnny Rice, Jackeen Dalton, Biff Ellison and the Grabber
-distinguished themselves. As for Butch, he was deep within the warlike
-thick of things, and no one than he came more to the popular front.
-
-Sequential to that jousting, a thought came to Butch. The Squab-Wheelmen
-were in nightly expectation of an attack from the Five Pointers. By way
-of testing their valor, and settle definitely, in event of trouble, who
-would stick and who would duck, Butch one midnight, came rushing up the
-stairway, which led to the club rooms, blazing with two pistols at once.
-Butch had prevailed upon five or six others, of humor as jocose as his
-own, to assist, and the explosive racket the party made in the narrow
-stairway was all that heart could have wished. It was comparable only
-to a Mott Street Chinese New Year's, as celebrated in front of the Port
-Arthur.
-
-There were sixty members in the rooms of the Squab-Wheelmen when Butch
-led up his feigned attack, and it is discouraging to relate that most
-if not all of them fled. Little Kishky, sitting in a window, was so
-overcome that he fell out backwards, and broke his neck. Some of those
-who fled, by way of covering their confusion, were inclined to make
-a deal of the death of Little Kishky and would have had it set to the
-discredit of Butch. Gangland opinion, however, was against them. If
-Little Kishky hadn't been a quitter, he would never have fallen out.
-Butch was not only exonerated but applauded. He had devised--so declared
-Gangland--an ideal method of separating the sheep who would fly from the
-goats who would stay and stand fire.
-
-Then, too, there was the laugh.
-
-Gangland was quick to see the humorous side; and since humanity is prone
-to decide as it laughs, Gangland overwhelmingly declared in favor of
-Butch.
-
-It was about this time that Butch found himself in a jam. His _schlam_
-work had never been first class. It was the want of finish to it which
-earned him the name of Butch. The second night after his stampede of the
-Squab-Wheelmen, his clumsiness in a Brooklyn flat woke up a woman, who
-woke up the neighborhood. Whereupon, the neighborhood rushed in and sat
-upon the body of Butch, until the police came to claim him.
-Subsequently, a Kings County judge saw his way clear to send Butch up
-the river for four weary years. And did.
-
-Butch was older and soberer when he returned. Also, his world had
-changed. Eastman had been put away, and Ritchie Fitzpatrick ruled in
-his place. Butch cultivated discretion, where before he had been hot and
-headlong, and no longer sought that gang prominence which was formerly
-as the breath to his nostrils.
-
-Not that Butch altogether turned his back upon his old-time associates.
-The local Froissarts tell how he, himself, captained a score or so of
-choice spirits among the Eastmans, against the Humpty Jackson gang,
-beat them, took them prisoners and plundered them. This brilliant
-action occurred in that Fourteenth Street graveyard which was the common
-hang-out of the Humpty Jacksons. Also, Humpty Jackson commanded his
-partisans in person, and was captured and frisked with the rest.
-Butch gained much glory and some money; for the Jacksons--however it
-happened--chanced to be flush.
-
-Butch, returning from Sing-Sing exile, did not return to his _schlam_
-work. That trip up-the-river had shaken him. He became a Fagin, and
-taught boys of tender years to do his stealing for him.
-
-Butch's mob of kids counted as many as twenty, all trained in
-pocket-picking to a feather-edge. As aiding their childish efforts,
-it was Butch's habit to mount a bicycle, and proceed slowly down the
-street, his fleet of kids going well abreast of him on the walks. Acting
-the part of some half-taught amateur of the wheel, Butch would bump
-into a man or a woman, preferably a woman. There would be cries and
-a scuffle. The woman would scold, Butch would expound and explain.
-Meanwhile the wren-head public packed itself ten deep about the center
-of excitement.
-
-It was then that Butch's young adherents pushed their shrewd way in.
-Little hands went flying, to reap a very harvest of pokes. Butch began
-building up a bank account.
-
-As an excuse for living, and to keep his mob together, Butch opened
-a pool parlor. This temple of enjoyment was in a basement in Willett
-Street near Stanton. The tariff was two-and-a-half cents a cue, and what
-Charley Bateses and Artful Dodgers worked for Butch were wont to refresh
-themselves at the game.
-
-Butch made money with both hands. He took his share as a Fagin. Then,
-what fragmentary remnants of their stealings he allowed his young
-followers, was faithfully blown in by them across his pool tables.
-
-Imagination rules the world. Butch, having imagination, extended
-himself. Already a Fagin, Butch became a _posser_ and bought stolen
-goods for himself. Often, too, he acted as a _melina_ and bought for
-others. Thus Butch had three strings to his business bow. He was getting
-rich and at the same time keeping out of the fingers of the bulls. This
-caused him to be much looked up to and envied, throughout the length and
-breadth of Gangland.
-
-Butch was thus prosperous and prospering when it occurred to him to fall
-in love. Harry the Soldier was the Mark Antony of the Five Points, his
-Cleopatra the Darby Kid. There existed divers reasons for adoring the
-Darby Kid. There was her lustrous eyes, her coral mouth, her rounded
-cheek, her full figure, her gifts as a shop lifter. As a graceful crown
-to these attractions, the Darby Kid could pick a pocket with the best
-wire that ever touched a leather. In no wise had she been named the
-Darby Kid for nothing. Not even Mollie Squint was her superior at
-getting the bundle of a boob. They said, and with truth, that those
-soft, deep, lustrous eyes could look a sucker over, while yet that
-unconscious sucker was ten feet away, and locate the keck wherein he
-carried his roll. Is it astonishing then that the heart of Butch went
-down on its willing knees to the Darby Kid?
-
-Another matter:--Wasn't the Darby Kid the chosen one of Harry the
-Soldier? Was not Harry a Five Pointer? Had not Butch, elbow to elbow,
-with his great chief, Eastman, fought the Five Pointers in the battle
-at Worth and Center? It was a triumph, indeed, to win the heart of the
-Darby Kid. It was twice a triumph to steal that heart away from Harry
-the Soldier.
-
-The Darby Kid crossed over from Harry the Soldier to Butch, and brought
-her love along. Thereafter her smiles were for Butch, her caresses for
-Butch, her touches for Butch. Harry the Soldier was left desolate.
-
-Harry the Soldier was a gon of merit and deserved eminence. That he
-had been an inmate not only of the House of Refuge but the Elmira
-Reformatory, should show you that he was a past-master at his art. His
-steady partner was Dopey Benny. With one to relieve the other in the
-exacting duties of stinger, and a couple of good stalls to put up an
-effective back, trust them, at fair or circus or theatre break, to make
-leathers, props and thimbles fly.
-
-It was Gangland decision that for Butch to win the Darby Kid away from
-Harry the Soldier, even as Paris aforetime took the lovely Helen from
-her Menelaus, touched not alone the honor of Harry but the honor of the
-Five Points. Harry must revenge himself. Still more must he revenge the
-Five Points. It had become a case of Butch's life or his. On no milder
-terms could Harry sustain himself in Gangland first circles. His name
-else would be despised anywhere and everywhere that the fair and the
-brave were wont to come together and unbuckle socially.
-
-Butch, tall and broad and strong, smooth of face, arched of nose, was
-a born hawk of battle. Harry the Soldier, dark, short, of no muscular
-power, was not the physical equal of Butch. Butch looked forward with
-confidence to the upcome.
-
-"An' yet, Butch," sweetly warned the Darby Kid, her arms about his neck,
-"you mustn't go to sleep at the switch. Harry'll nail you if youse do.
-It'll be a gun-fight, an' he's a dream wit' a gatt."
-
-"Never mind about that gatt thing! Do youse think, dearie, I'd let that
-Guinea cop a sneak on me?"
-
-It was a cool evening in September. A dozen of Butch's young gons were
-knocking the balls about his pool tables. Butch himself was behind the
-bar. Outside in Willett Street a whistle sounded. Butch picked up a
-pistol off the drip-board, just in time to peg a shot at Harry the
-Soldier as that ill-used lover came through the front door. Dopey Benny,
-Jonathan to the other's David, was with Harry. Neither tried to shoot.
-Through a hail of lead from Butch's pistol, the two ran out the back
-door. No one killed; no one wounded. Butch had been shooting too high,
-as the bullet-raked ceiling made plain.
-
-Butch explained his wretched gun play by saying that he was afraid of
-pinking some valued one among his boy scouts.
-
-"At that," he added, "it's just as well. Them wops 'll never come back.
-Now when they see I'm organized they'll stay away. There ain't no sand
-in them Sicilians."
-
-Butch was wrong. Harry, with Dopey Benny, was back the next night. This
-time there was no whistle. Harry had sent forward a force of skirmishers
-to do up those sentinels, with whom Butch had picketed Willett' Street.
-Butch's earliest intimation that there was something doing came when a
-bullet from the gun of Harry broke his back. Dopey Benny stood off the
-public, while Harry put three more bullets into Butch. The final three
-were superfluous, however, as was shown at the inquest next day.
-
-The Darby Kid was abroad upon her professional duties as a gon-moll,
-when Harry hived Butch. Her absence was regretted by her former lover.
-
-"Because," said he, as he and Dopey Benny fled down Stanton Street, "I'd
-like to have made the play a double header, and downed the Kid along
-wit' Butch."
-
-It was not so written, however. Double headers, whatever the field of
-human effort, are the exception and not the rule of life.
-
-It was whispered that Harry the Soldier and Dopey Benny remained three
-days in the Pell Street room of Big Mike Abrams before their get-away.
-They might have been at the bottom of the lower bay, for all the Central
-Office knew. Butch was buried, and the Darby Kid wept over his grave.
-After which she cheered up, and came back smiling. There is no good in
-grief. Besides, it's egotistical, and trenches upon conceit.
-
-The Central Office declares that, equipped of the right papers, it will
-bring Harry the Soldier back from Africa. Also, it will go after Dopey
-Benny in Kanuckland, when his time is out. The chair--says the Central
-Office--shall yet have both.
-
-Old Jimmy doesn't think there's a chance, while the jaundiced Wop openly
-scoffs. Neither believes in the police. Meanwhile dark suspicions hover
-cloudily over the Darby Kid. Did she rap? She says not, and offers to
-pawn her soul.
-
-"Why should I?" asks the Darby Kid. "Of course I'd sooner it was Butch
-copped Harry. But it went the other way; an' why should I holler? Would
-beefin' bring Butch back?"
-
-
-
-
-XI.--BIG MIKE ABRAMS
-
-
-This was after Nigger Mike had gone into exile in cold and sorrowful
-Toronto, and while Tony Kelly did the moist honors at Number Twelve
-Pell. Nigger Mike, you will remember, hurried to his ruin on the
-combined currents of enthusiasm and many drinks, had registered a score
-or two of times; for he meditated casting full fifty votes at the coming
-election, in his own proper person, and said so to his friends.
-
-As Mike registered those numerous times, the snap-shot hirelings of
-certain annoying reformers were busy popping him with their cameras. His
-friends informed him of this, and counselled going slow. But Mike was
-beyond counsel, and knew little or less of cameras--never having had
-his picture taken save officially, and by the rules of Bertillon. In the
-face of those who would have saved him, he continued to stagger in
-and out upon that multifarious registration, inviting destruction. The
-purists took the pictures to the District Attorney, their hirelings told
-their tales, and Mike perforce went into that sad Toronto exile. He is
-back now, however, safe, sober, clothed and in his right mind; but that
-is another story.
-
-The day had been a sweltering July day for all of Chinatown. Now that
-night had come, the narrowness of Pell and Doyers and Mott Streets was
-choked with Chinamen, sitting along the curb, lolling in doorways, or
-slowly drifting up and down, making the most of the cool of the evening.
-
-Over across from Number Twelve a sudden row broke out. There were
-smashings and crashings, loopholed, as it were, with shrill Mongolian
-shrieks. The guests about Tony's tables glanced up with dull,
-half-interested eyes.
-
-"It's Big Mike Abrams tearin' th' packin' out of th' laundry across th'
-street," said Tony.
-
-Tony was at the front door when the war broke forth, and had come aft
-to explain. Otherwise those about his tables might have gone personally
-forth, seeking a solution of those yellings and smashings and
-crashings for themselves, and the flow of profitable beer been thereby
-interrupted. At Tony's explanation his guests sat back in their chairs,
-and ordered further beer. Which shows that Tony had a knowledge of his
-business.
-
-"About them socialists," resumed Sop Henry, taking up the talk where it
-had broken off; "Big Tom Foley tells me that they're gettin' something
-fierce. They cast more'n thirty thousand votes last Fall."
-
-"Say," broke in the Nailer, "I can't understand about a socialist. He
-must be on the level at that; for one evenin', when they're holdin' a
-meetin' in the Bowery, a fleet of gons goes through a dozen of 'em,
-an', exceptin' for one who's an editor, and has pulled off a touch
-somewheres, there ain't street car fare in all their kecks. That shows
-there's nothin' in it for 'em. Th' editor has four bones on him--hardly
-enough for a round of drinks an' beef stews. Th' mob blows it in at
-Flynn's joint, down be th' corner."
-
-"I'm like you, Nailer," agreed Sop Henry. "Them socialists have
-certainly got me goin'. I can't get onto their coives at all."
-
-"Lishten, then." This came from the Irish Wop, who was nothing if not
-political. "Lishten to me. Yez can go to shleep on it, I know all about
-a socialist. There's ould Casey's son, Barney--ould Casey that med a
-killin' in ashphalt. Well, since his pah-pah got rich, young Casey's
-a socialist. On'y his name ain't Barney now, it's Berna-a-ard. There's
-slathers av thim sons av rich min turnin' socialists. They ain't strong
-enough to git a fall out av either av th' big pa-a-arties, so they rush
-off to th' socialists, where be payin' fer th' shpot light, they're
-allowed to break into th' picture. That's th' way wit' young Barney,
-ould Ashphalt Casey's son. Wan evenin' he dr-r-ives up to Lyon's wit'
-his pah-pah's broom, two bob-tailed horses that spint most av their time
-on their hind legs, an' th' Casey coat av arms on the broom dure, th'
-same bein' a shtick av dynamite rampant, wit' two shovels reversed on a
-field av p'tatoes. 'How ar-r-re ye?' he says. 'I want yez to jump in an'
-come wit' me to th' Crystal Palace. It's a socialist meet-in',' he says.
-'Oh, it is?' says I; 'an' phwat's a socialist? Is it a game or a musical
-inshtrumint?' Wit' that he goes into p'ticulars. 'Well,' thinks I,
-'there's th' ride, annyhow; an' I ain't had a carriage ride since
-Eat-'em-up-Jack packed in--saints rest him! So I goes out to th' broom;
-an' bechune th' restlessness av thim bob-tailed horses an' me not seein'
-a carriage fer so long, I nearly br-r-roke me two legs gettin' in.
-However, I wint. An' I sat on th' stage; an' I lishtened to th'
-wind-jammin'; an' not to go no further, a socialist is simply an
-anarchist who don't believe in bombs."
-
-There arose laughter and loud congratulatory sounds about the door.
-Next, broadly smiling, utterly complacent, Big Mike Abrams walked in.
-
-"Did youse lobsters hear me handin' it to th' monkeys?" he asked, and
-his manner was the manner of him who doubts not the endorsement of men.
-"That chink, Low Foo, snakes two of me shirts. I sends him five, an'
-he on'y sends back three. So I caves in his block wit' a flatiron. You
-ought to pipe his joint! I leaves it lookin' like a poolroom that won't
-prodooce, after the wardman gets through."
-
-"An' Low Foo?" queried Tony, who had shirts of his own.
-
-"Oh, a couple of monks carries him to his bunk out back. It'll take
-somethin' more'n a shell of hop to chase away his troubles!" Mike
-refreshed himself with a glass of beer, which he called suds. "Say," he
-continued with much fervor, "I wisht I could get a job punchin' monks at
-a dollar a monk!"
-
-Mike Abrams, _alias_ Big Mike, was a pillar of Chinatown, and added
-distinctly to the life of that quarter. He was nearly six feet tall,
-with shoulders as square as the foretopsail yard of a brig. His nervous
-arms were long and slingy, his bony hands the size of hams. Neither the
-Dropper nor yet Big Myerson could swap blows with him, and his hug--if
-it came to rough-and-tumble--was comparable only to the hug of Mersher
-the Strong Arm, who had out-hugged a bear for the drinks.
-
-While he lived, Little Maxie greatly appreciated Big Mike. Little Maxie
-is dead now. He ranked in the eyes of Mulberry Street as the best tool
-that ever nailed a leather. To be allowed to join out with his mob
-was conclusive of one's cleverness as a gon. For Maxie would have no
-bunglers, no learners about him.
-
-And, yet, as he himself said, Big Mike's value
-
-Jay not in any deftness of fingers, but in his stout, unflinching heart,
-and a knock-down strength of fist like unto the blow of a maul.
-
-"As a stall he's worse'n a dead one," Maxie had said. "No one ever put
-up a worse back. But let a sucker raise a roar, or some galoot of a
-country sheriff start something--that's where Mike comes on. You know
-last summer, when I'm followin' Ringling's show? Stagger, Beansey an'
-Mike's wit' me as bunchers. Over at Patterson we had a rumble. I got a
-rube's ticker, a red one. He made me; an' wit' that youse could hear th'
-yell he lets out of him in Newark. A dozen of them special bulls which
-Ringling has on his staff makes a grab at us. Youse should have lamped
-Mike! Th' way he laid out them circus dicks was like a tune of music.
-It's done in a flash, an' every last guy of us makes his get-away. Hock
-your socks, it's Mike for me every time! I'd sooner he filled in wit' a
-mob of mine than th' best dip that ever pinched a poke."
-
-Big Mike had been a fixed star in the Gangland firmament for years. He
-knew he could slug, he knew he could stay; and he made the most of these
-virtues. When not working with Little Maxie, he took short trips into
-the country with an occasional select band of yeggs, out to crack a P.
-O. or a jug. At such times, Mike was the out-side man--ever a post of
-responsibility. The out-side man watches while the others blow the box.
-In case things take to looking queer or leary, he is to pass the whistle
-of warning to his pals. Should an officer show unexpectedly up, he must
-stand him off at the muzzle of his gatt, and if crowded, shoot and shoot
-to kill. He is to stand fast by his partners, busy with wedges, fuse and
-soup inside, and under no circumstances to desert them. Mike was that
-one of ten thousand, who had the nerve and could be relied upon to do
-and be these several iron things. Wherefore, he lived not without honor
-in the land, and never was there a fleet of yeggs or a mob of gons, but
-received him into its midst with joy and open hearts.
-
-Mike made a deal of money. Not that it stuck to hum; for he was born
-with his hands open and spent it as fast as he made it. Also, he drank
-deeply and freely, and moreover hit the pipe. Nor could he, in the
-latter particular, be called a pleasure smoker nor a Saturday nighter.
-Mike had the habit.
-
-At one time Mike ran an opium den at Coney Island, and again on the
-second floor of Number Twelve Pell. But the police--who had no sure way
-of gauging the profits of opium--demanded so much for the privilege that
-Mike was forced to close.
-
-"Them bulls wanted all I made an' more," complained Mike, recounting his
-wrongs to Beansey. "I had a 50-pipe joint that time in Pell, an' from
-the size of the rake-off the captain's wardman asks, you'd have thought
-that every pipe's a roulette-wheel."
-
-"Couldn't you do nothin' wit' 'em?" asked Bean-sey, sympathetically.
-
-"Not a t'ing. I shows 'em that number-one hop is $87.50 a can, an'
-yen-chee or seconds not less'n $32. Nothin' doin'! It's either come
-across wit' five hundred bones th' foist of every month, or quit."
-
-Mike sighed over his fair prospects, blighted by the ignorant avarice of
-the police.
-
-"W'at was youse chargin' a smoke?" inquired Beansey.
-
-"Two bits a shell. Of course, that's for yen-chee. I couldn't give
-'em number-one for two bits. After all, w'at I cares most for is me
-cats--two long-haired Persians."
-
-"Cats?" repeated Beansey, suspiciously. "W'at be youse handin' me?"
-
-Beansey by the way, knew nothing of opium.
-
-"W'at am I handin' youse?" said Mike. "I'm handin' you th' goods. Cats
-get th' habit same as people. My cats would plant be some party who's
-cookin' a pill, an' sniff th' hop an' get as happy as anybody. Take 'em
-off the pipe, an' it's th' same as if they're Christians. Dogs, too. Let
-'em once get th' habit, an' then take 'em away from a pipe joint, an'
-they has pains in their stummicks, an' twists an' yowls till you think
-they're goin' mad. When th' cops shut down on me, I has to give me cats
-to th' monk who's runnin' th' opium dump on th' top floor. Sure t'ing!
-They'd have croaked if I hadn't. They're on'y half happy, though; for
-while they gets their hop they misses me. Them toms an' me has had many
-a good smoke."
-
-Folks often wondered at the intimacy between Mike and Little Maxie--not
-that it has anything to do with this story. Little Maxie--his name on
-the Central Office books was Maxie Fyne, _alias_ Maxie English, _alias_
-Little Maxie, _alias_ Sharapatheck--was the opposite of Big Mike. He was
-small; he was weak; he didn't drink; he didn't hit the pipe. Also, at
-all times, and in cold blood, he was a professional thief. His wife,
-whom he called "My Kytie"--for Little Maxie was from Houndsditch, and
-now and then his accent showed it--was as good a thief as he, but on a
-different lay. Her specialty was robbing women. She worked alone, as all
-good gon-molls do, and because of her sure excellencies was known as the
-Golden Hand.
-
-Little Maxie and his Golden Hand, otherwise his Kytie--her name was
-Kate--had a clean little house near Washington Square on the south.
-They owned a piano and a telephone--the latter was purely defensive--and
-their two children went to school, and sat book to book with the
-children of honest men and women.
-
-The little quiet home, with its piano and defensive telephone, is gone
-now. Little Maxie died and his Golden Hand married again; for there's no
-false sentiment in Gangland. If a husband's dead he's dead, and there's
-nothing made by mourning. Likewise, what's most wanted in any husband is
-that he should be a live one.
-
-Little Maxie died in a rather curious way. Some say he was drowned by
-his pals, Big Mike among them. The story runs that there was a quarrel
-over splitting up a touch, and the mob charged Little Maxie with holding
-out. Be that as it may, the certainty is that Little Maxie and his mob,
-being in Peekskill, got exceeding drunk--all but Little Maxie--and went
-out in a boat. Being out, Little Maxie went overboard abruptly, and
-never came up. Neither did anybody go after him. The mob returned to
-town to weep--crocodile tears, some said--into their beer, as they told
-and re-told their loss, and in due time Little Maxie's body drifted
-ashore and was buried. That was the end. Had it been some trust-thief of
-a millionaire, there would have been an investigation. But Little Maxie
-was only a pick-pocket.
-
-Big Mike, like all strong characters, had his weakness. His weakness
-was punching Chinamen; fairly speaking, it grew to be his fad. It wasn't
-necessary that a Chinaman do anything; it was enough that he came within
-reach. Mike would knock him cold. In a single saunter through Pell
-Street, he had been known to leave as many as four senseless Chinamen
-behind him, fruits of his fist.
-
-"For," said Mike, in cheerful exposition of the motive which underlay
-that performance, "I do so like to beat them monks about! I'd sooner
-slam one of 'em ag'inst th' wall than smoke th' pipe."
-
-One time and another Mike punched two-thirds of all the pig-tailed heads
-in Chinatown. Commonly he confined himself to punching, though once or
-twice he went a step beyond. Lee Dok he nearly brained with a stool. But
-Lee Dok had been insultingly slow in getting out of Mike's way.
-
-Mike was proud of his name and place as the Terror of Chinatown. Whether
-he walked in Mott or Pell or Doyers Street, every Chinaman who saw him
-coming went inside and locked his door.
-
-Those who didn't see him and so go inside and dock their doors--and
-they were few--he promptly soaked. And if to see a Chinaman run was as
-incense to Mike's nose, to soak one became nothing less than a sweet
-morsel under his tongue. The wonder was that Mike didn't get shot or
-knifed, which miracle went not undiscussed at such centers as Tony's,
-Barney Flynn's, Jimmy Kelly's and the Chatham Club. But so it was; the
-pig-tailed population of Chinatown parted before Mike's rush like so
-much water.
-
-One only had been known to resist--Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
-possessed a giant's soul.
-
-Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
-Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
-he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
-was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
-spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
-
-"That's straight," said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
-peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, "I never could
-stand for a chive. An' say"--he shuddered--"that monk has: one longer'n
-your arm."
-
-Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his
-weakness for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could
-have done that.
-
-Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because
-of those shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to
-consequences. Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum,
-or perhaps it was the heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being
-surprised by Mike in Pell Street, did not--pig-tail flying--clatter
-inside and lock his door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him,
-coughed contumeliously and spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling
-Tchen would have been no adequate retort--Ling Tchen who thus studied to
-shame him. Wherefore Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went
-so far as to cut off the dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken
-notice of this killing, but some forethoughtful friend had had wit
-enough to tuck a gun beneath the dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became
-at once and obviously a case of self-defence.
-
-There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
-dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only
-thorough but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale
-was nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling
-Tchen belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in
-Pell Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did
-the provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off
-better had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in
-Mott Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street,
-where the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
-
-Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve.
-It pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the
-muffled revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon
-that shirt occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
-
-Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
-Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
-beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
-
-"There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink," expounded Mike, "that
-makes a guy hanker for th' hop."
-
-"It's early yet; better stick 'round," urged Tony, politely. "There
-is some high-rollers from Newport up here on a yacht, an' crazy to see
-Chinatown in th' summer when th' blankets is off. Th' dicks w'at's got
-'em in tow, gives me th' tip that they'll come lungin' in here about
-ten. They're over in Mott Street now, takin' a peek at the joss house
-an' drinkin' tea in the Port Arthur."
-
-"I don't want to meet 'em," declared Mike. "Them stiffs makes me sick.
-If youse'd promise to lock th' doors, Tony, an' put 'em all in th' air
-for what they've got on 'em, I might stay."
-
-"That'd be a wise play, I don't think," remarked the Dropper, who had
-just come in. "Tony'd last about as long as a dollar pointin' stuss.
-Puttin' a chink on th' bum is easy, an' a guy can get away wit' it;
-but lay a finger on a Fift' Avenoo Willie-boy, or look cockeyed at a
-spark-fawney on th' finger of one of them dames, an' a judge'll fall
-over himself to hand youse twenty years."
-
-"Right youse be, Dropper!" said the sophistcated Tony.
-
-Mike climbed the creaking stairway to his room.
-
-Below, in Tony's, the beer, the gossip, the music, the singing and the
-dancing went on. Pretty Agnes sang a new song, and was applauded. That
-is, she was applauded by all save Mollie Squint, who uplifted her nose
-and said that "it wasn't so much."
-
-Mollie Squint was invited to sing, but refused.
-
-About ten o'clock came the Newport contingent, fresh from quaffing tea
-and burning joss sticks. They were led by a she-captain of the Four
-Hundred, who shall go here as Mrs. Vee. Mrs. Vee, young, pretty,
-be-jeweled, was in top spirits. For she had just been divorced from her
-husband, and they put brandy into the Port Arthur tea if you tell them
-to.
-
-Tony did the honors for Number Twelve. He and Mrs. Vee, surrounded by a
-fluttering flock of purple doves, all from aristocratic cotes, became
-as thick as thieves. The Dropper, who was not wanting in good looks and
-could spiel like a dancing master, went twice around the room with Mrs.
-Vee--just for a lark, you know--to a tune scraped from Tony's fiddles
-and thumped from that publican's piano. After which, Mrs. Vee and her
-flutter of followers, Willieboys and all, went their purple way.
-
-Tony, with never flagging courtesy, escorted them to the door. What he
-beheld filled his somewhat sluggish soul with wonder. Pell Street was
-thronged with Chinamen. They were sitting or standing, all silent, faces
-void of meaning. The situation, too, was strange in this. A Chinaman
-could have told you that they were all of the Hip Sing Tong, and not a
-Four Brothers among them. He wouldn't of course, for a Chinaman tells
-a white devil nothing. Pell, by the way, was as much the home street of
-the Four Brothers as of the Hip Sing Tong.
-
-Tony expressed his astonishment at the pigtailed press which thronged
-the thoroughfare.
-
-"This is how it is," vouchsafed the explanatory Tony to Mrs. Vee and
-her purple fluttering doves. "Big Mike's just after standin' Low Foo's
-wash-shop on its nut, an' these monks are sizin' up th' wreck. When
-anything happens to a monk his tong makes good, see?"
-
-Tony might not have said this had he recalled that Low Foo was a Four
-Brothers, and understood that no one not a Hip Sing Tong was in the
-crowd. Tony, however, recalled nothing, understood nothing; for he
-couldn't tell one Chinaman from another.
-
-"How interesting!" cooed Mrs. Vee, in response to Tony's elucidation;
-and with that her flock of purple doves, in fluttering agreement, cooed,
-"How interesting!"
-
-"Did youse lamp th' ice on them dames?" asked Sop Henry, when the
-slumming Mrs. Vee and her suite were out of ear-shot.
-
-Sop had an eye for diamonds.
-
-"That bunch ain't got a thing but money!" observed the Wop, his eyes
-glittering enviously. "I wisht I had half their cush."
-
-"Money ain't th' whole box of tricks."
-
-This deep declaration emanated from old Jimmy. Old Jimmy's home was a
-rear room on Second Street near the Bowery, which overlooked a graveyard
-hidden in the heart of the block. There, when not restoring himself at
-Tony's or Sirocco's or Lyon's, old Jimmy smoked a vile tobacco known
-as Sailors' Choice, in a vile clay pipe as black as sin, and meditated.
-Having nothing to do but think, he evolved in time into a philosopher,
-and it became his habit to unload chunks of wisdom on whomsoever seemed
-to stand in need. Also, since he was warlike and carried a knife,
-and because anyone in hard luck could touch him for a dollar, he was
-listened to politely in what society he favored with his countenance.
-
-"Money ain't th' whole box of tricks," old Jimmy repeated, severely,
-wagging a grizzled head at the Wop, "an' only you're Irish an' ignorant
-you wouldn't have to be told so."
-
-"Jimmy, you're nutty," returned the Wop. "Never mind me bein' nutty,"
-retorted old Jimmy, dogmatically. "I know all about th' rich." Then, in
-forgetfulness of his pension and the liberal source of it, he continued:
-"A rich man is so much like a fat hog that he's seldom any good until
-he's dead."
-
-Old Jimmy called for beer; wisdom is always dry. "Say?" observed the
-Dropper, airily, "do youse guys know that I'm thinkin' I'll just about
-cop off some dame with millions of dough, an' marry her."
-
-"Would she have youse?" inquired Mollie Squint, with the flicker of a
-sneer.
-
-"It's easy money," returned the Dropper; "all I has to do is put out me
-sign, see? Them rich frails would fall for me in a hully second."
-
-"You crooks can't think of a thing but money," snorted old Jimmy. "Marry
-a rich dame! A guy might as well get a job as valet or butler or footman
-somewhere an' let it go at that. Do you mutts know what love is? Th' one
-married chance of happiness is love. An' to love, folks must be poor.
-Then they have to depend upon each other; and it's only when people
-depend upon each other they love each other."
-
-"Jimmy," quoth the Dropper, with mock sadness. "I can see your finish.
-You'll land in Bloomingdale, playin' wit' a string of spools."
-
-"Did you ever," demanded old Jimmy, disregarding the irreverent Dropper,
-"see some strapping young party, up against the skyline on an iron
-building, workin' away wit' one of them rivetin' guns? Well, somewhere
-between th' two rivers there's a girl he's married to, who's doin'
-a two-step 'round a cook stove, fryin' steak an' onions for him,
-an' keepin' an eye out that their kids don't do a high dive off th'
-fire-escape. Them two people are th' happiest in th' world. Such
-boneheads as you can't appreciate it, but they are. Give 'em a million
-dollars an' you'll spoil it. They'd get a divorce; you'd put that
-household on th' toboggan. If this Mister Vee, now, had been poor an'
-drove a truck instead of bein' rich an' drivin' a 6-horse coach, an'
-if Mrs. Vee had been poor an' done a catch-as-catch-can with th' family
-washtub instead of havin' money to burn an' hirein' a laundress, she'd
-never have bucked th' divorce game, but lived happy ever after."
-
-"But, Jimmy," interposed Tony, "I've seen poor folks scrap."
-
-"Sure," assented Jimmy; "all married folks scrap--a little. But them's
-only love spats, when they're poor. Th' wife begins 'em. She thinks
-she'll just about try hubby out, an' see can he go some. Th' only risk
-is him bein' weak enough to let her win. She don't want to win; victory
-would only embarrass her. What she's after is a protector; an' if hubby
-lets her put him on th' floor for th' count, she don't know where she's
-at. She's dead sure she's no good; an' if he's a quitter she's left all
-in th' air. Havin' floored him, she thinks to herself, 'This thing
-protect me? Why, I can lick him myself!' After that, hubby might better
-keep close tabs on little Bright-eyes, or some mornin' he'll call the
-family roll an' she won't answer. Take a boy an' a girl, both young,
-both square, both poor--so they'll need each ether--an', so he's got her
-shaded a little should it come to th' gloves, two bugs in a rug won't
-have nothin' on them."
-
-Old Jimmy up-ended his glass, as one who had settled grave matters,
-while the Dropper and the Wop shook contemplative heads.
-
-"An' yet," said the Wop, after a pause, "goin' back to them rich babies
-who was here, I still say I wisht I had their bundle."
-
-"It's four for one," returned old Jimmy, his philosophy again forging
-to the fore--"it's four for one, Wop, you'd have a dead bad time. What
-street shows th' most empty houses? Ain't it Fift' Ave-noo? Why be they
-empty? Because the ginks who lived in 'em didn't have a good time in
-'em. If they had they'd have stuck. A guy don't go places, he leaves
-places. He don't go to Europe, he leaves New York."
-
-Old Jimmy turned to Tony.
-
-"Fill up th' crockery. I'm talkin' 'way over th' heads of these bums."
-
-"Ain't he a wonder?" whispered Pretty Agnes to the Nailer.
-
-"I should say as much," responded the admiring Nailer. "He ought to
-be sellin' gold bricks. He's talked th' Dropper an' th' Wop into a hard
-knot."
-
-The Dropper was not to be quelled, and insisted that Jimmy was
-conversing through his sou'wester.
-
-"I don't think so," broke in Jew Yetta; "I strings wit' Jimmy. Take
-a tumble to yourself, Dropper. If you was to marry one of them money
-dames, you'd have to go into high society. An' then what? W'y, you'd
-look like a pig on a front porch."
-
-"Don't youse bet on it," declared the Dropper loftily. "There's nothin'
-in that high society stuff. A smart guy like me could learn his way
-t'rough in a week."
-
-"Could he?" said the Nailer, and his tones were tones of derision.
-
-"That's w'at I says!" replied the Dropper. Then, heatedly: "W'y, do you
-geeks think I've never been north of Fourteenth Street? Youse make me
-tired, Nailer. While you was up-th'-river, for toinin' off that loft in
-Chambers Street, don't I go to a shindy at th' Demmycrat Club in honor
-of Sen'tor Depew? There was loidies there--th' real thing, too. An'
-wasn't I another time at th' Charlie Murphy dinner? Talk of high
-society!--if that ain't high society, what is?"
-
-Having squelched the Nailer, the Dropper proceeded more moderately.
-
-"I remember th' scare that's t'run into me at the Depew racket. I've
-been put up ag'inst some hot propositions, but if ever I'm faded it's
-then when, for th' foist time, I lamps a full-blown dame in evenin'
-dress. On th' dead, I felt like yellin' 'Police!'"
-
-"Phwat was it scared yez, Dropper?" asked the Wop.
-
-"It ain't that I'm so scared as rattled. There's too much free-board to
-them evenin' dresses."
-
-"An' the Charlie Murphy banquet," said Pretty Agnes, wistfully. "Didn't
-yez get cold feet?"
-
-"Naw, I don't git cold feet. I admits I falls down, I don't try to
-sidestep that; but it wasn't my fault. Do it over again, an' I'd go
-t'rough wit' bells on."
-
-"How did youse fall down?"
-
-"It's be accident; I takes th' wrong steer, that's all. I makes it a
-point, knowin' I'm none too wise, to plant meself when we pulls up to
-the feed opposite to a gilded old bunk, who looked like ready money. 'Do
-as he does, Dropper' I says to meself, 'an' you're winner in a walk!'
-So, when he plays a fork, I plays a fork; if he boards a chive, I boards
-a chive; from soup to birds I'm steerin' be his wake. Then all of a
-sudden I cops a shock. We've just made some roast squabs look like five
-cents worth of lard in a paper bag, an' slopped out a bunch of fizz to
-wash 'em down, when what does that old Rube do but up an' sink his hooks
-in a bowl of water. Honest, I like to 've fell in a fit! There I'd been
-feelin' as cunning as a pet fox, an' me on a dead one from th' jump!"
-
-"Did any of them smart Alecks give youse th' laugh?" asked the Nailer.
-
-"Give me th' laugh," repeated the Dropper, disgustedly. "I'd have
-smashed whoever did in th' eye."
-
-While beer and conversation were flowing in Number Twelve, a
-sophisticated eye would have noted divers outside matters which might or
-might not have had a meaning. On the heels of Big Mike's laundry deeds
-of desolation and destruction at Low Foo's, not a Chinaman was visible
-in Pell Street. It was the same when Mike came out of Tony's and climbed
-the stairs to his room. Mike safely retired from the field, a handful
-of Four Brothers--all of them Lows and of the immediate clan of Low
-Foo--showed up, and took a slanteyed squint at what ruin had been
-wrought. They spoke not above a murmur, but as nearly as a white devil
-might gather a meaning, they were of the view that no monsoon could have
-more thoroughly scrap-heaped the belongings of Low Foo.
-
-Other Chinamen began to gather, scores upon scores. These were Hip Sing
-Tongs, and they paid not the slightest heed to Low Foo's laundry, or
-what was left of it. What Four Brothers were abroad did not mingle with
-the Hip Sing Tongs, although the two tribes lived in friendship. The
-Four Brothers quietly withdrew, each to his own den, and left the Hip
-Sing Tongs in possession of the street.
-
-Being in possession, the Hip Sing Tongs did nothing beyond roost on the
-curb, or squat in doorways, or stand idly about. Now and then one smoked
-a cigarette.
-
-About 11.20 o'clock, a Chinaman entered Pell Street from the Bowery.
-Every one of the Hip Sing Tongs looked at him; none of them spoke to
-him. Only, a place was made for him in the darkness of the darkest
-doorway. Had some brisk Central Office intelligence been there and
-consulted its watch, it might have occurred to such intelligence that
-had the newcomer arrived from Philadelphia over the B. & O. by
-latest train, he--assuming him to have taken the ferry with proper
-dispatch--would have come poking into Pell Street at precisely that
-hour.
-
-Trinity struck midnight.
-
-The bells sounded dim and far away. It was as though it were the ghost
-of some dead midnight being struck. At the sound, and as if he heard in
-it a signal, the mysterious Chinaman came out of the double darkness of
-the doorway in which he had been waiting, and crossed to the stairway
-that led up to the room of Mike. Not a whisper came from the waiting
-Hip Sing Tongs, who watched him with that blend of apathy and eagerness
-observable only in the Oriental. No one went with the mysterious
-Chinaman. Nor did the stairs creak--as with Big Mike--beneath his velvet
-shoes.
-
-Five minutes passed.
-
-The mysterious one emerged from Mike's stairway as silently as he had
-entered it. He tossed a claw-like hand palm outward, toward the waiting,
-watching Hip Sing Tongs, and then went slippering towards the Bowery.
-Had that brisk Central Office intelligence been there to see, it might
-have reflected, recalling a time table, that by taking the Cortlandt
-Street ferry, the mysterious one would be in time for the 12.30 train to
-Philadelphia over the Pennsylvania.
-
-Before the mysterious one had reached the Bowery, those scores of
-waiting, watching Hip Sing Tongs had vanished, and Pell Street was as
-empty as the promise of a politician.
-
-"Now," whispered Ching Lee to Sam Kum, who kept the chop suey shop, as
-they turned to go--"now he meet Ling Tchen, mebby so!"
-
-One o'clock.
-
-Tony began to think about locking his front door. This, out of respect
-for the law. Not that beer and revelry were to cease in Number Twelve,
-but because such was Tony's understanding with the precinct skipper.
-Some reformer might come snooping else, and lodge complaint against that
-skipper with the Commissioner of Police.
-
-Just as Tony, on bidding "Good-bye!" to Mrs. Vee and her purple
-fluttering flock, had been impressed by the crowded condition of Pell
-Street, so now, when he made ready to lock up, was he impressed by that
-causeway's profound emptiness.
-
-"Say," he cried to his guests in the rear, "you stews come here! This is
-funny; there ain't a chink in sight!"
-
-"D'youse think th' bulls are gettin' ready for a raid?" asked Sop Henry.
-Sop, with the Nailer and the Wop, had joined Tony in the door. "Perhaps
-there's somethin' doin' over at th' Elizabeth Street station, an' the
-wardman's passed th' monks th' tip."
-
-"Nothin' in that," responded Tony, confidently. "Wouldn't I be put wise,
-too?"
-
-Marvelling much, Tony fastened his door, and joined old Jimmy, Pretty
-Agnes and the others in the rear room. When he got there, he found old
-Jimmy sniffing with suspicious nose, and swearing he smelled gas.
-
-"One of your pipes is leakin', Tony," said Jimmy, "leakin' for fair,
-too, or I'm a Dago!"
-
-Tony, in refutation, called attention to a patent truth. He used
-electric light, not gas.
-
-"But they use gas upstairs," he added. Then, half-anxiously; "It can't
-be some hop-head has blown out the gas?"
-
-The thought was enough to start the Dropper, ever full of enterprise.
-
-"Let's have a look," said he. "Nailer you an' th' Wop come wit' me."
-
-Tony again opened the front door, and the Dropper, followed by the Wop
-and the Nailer, filed into the stairway that led to the floor above.
-They made noise enough, blundering and stumbling in the sudden hurry of
-spirit which had gripped them. As they reached the landing near Mike's
-door, the odor of gas was even more pronounced than in Tony's rear room.
-
-The hall was blind black with the thick darkness that filled it.
-
-"How about this?" queried the Dropper. "I thought a gas jet was always
-boinin' in th' hall."
-
-The Dropper, growing fearful, hung back. With that, the Wop pushed
-forward and took the lead. Only for a moment. Giving a cry, he sprang
-back with such sudden force that he sent the Dropper headlong down the
-stairs.
-
-"Th' Virgin save us!" exclaimed the Wop, "but I touched somethin' soft!"
-
-"What's th' row?" demanded Tony, coming to the foot of the stairs.
-
-At the Dropper's request, Tony brought a candle, used by him in
-excursions to those crypts wherein he kept his whiskey.
-
-In a moment all was plain. That something soft which had so told upon
-the Wop was a rubber tube. There was a gas jet in the hall. One end
-of the rubber tube had been fastened over the gas jet, and the other
-stuffed into the keyhole of Mike's door. Trap arranged, the gas had been
-set flowing full blast.
-
-"Well, what do youse think of that?" exclaimed Tony, who understood at a
-glance.
-
-With one swift move, Tony turned off the gas and tore away the rubber
-tube. There was no talk of keys. He placed his powerful shoulder against
-the door, and sent it crashing. The out-rush of gas drove them, choking
-and gasping, into the open air.
-
-"Take it from me," said the Dropper, as soon as he could get his breath,
-"they've croaked Mike."
-
-"But the window," urged the Nailer; "mebbe Mike has the window open!"
-
-"Not a chance!" retorted the Dropper. "No one has his window up while he
-hits th' pipe. They don't jibe, fresh air an' dope."
-
-The Dropper was right. Big Mike, stark and still and yellow, lay dead in
-his bed--the last place his friends would have anticipated--poisoned by
-gas.
-
-"Better notify th' cops," advised Jimmy, the practical.
-
-"Who did it?" sobbed Pretty Agnes. "Mike never handed it to himself.".
-
-"Who did it?" repeated the Dropper, bitterly. "Th' chinks did it. It's
-for Low Foo's laundry."
-
-"You're down wrong, Dropper," said old Jimmy. "It's that Ling Tchen
-trick. I knew them Hip Sings would get Mike."
-
-
-
-
-XII.--THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON
-
-
-The jury returned a verdict of guilty. Thereupon the judge, fixing
-Ellison with hard and thoughtful eye, gave him "from eight to twenty
-years." When a man gets "from eight to twenty years" he is worth writing
-about. He would be worth writing about, even though it had been for such
-crimes of the commonplace as poke-getting at a ferry or sticking up a
-drunken sailor. And Ellison was found guilty of manslaughter.
-
-Razor Riley would have been sentenced along with Ellison, only he had
-conveniently died. When the Gophers gather themselves together, they
-give various versions of Razor Riley's taking off. Some say he perished
-of pneumonia. Others lay it to a bullet in his careless mouth. In any
-case, he was dead, and therefore couldn't, in the nature of things,
-accompany Ellison to Sing Sing.
-
-Razor was a little one-hundred-and-ten-pound man, with weak muscles and
-a heart of fire. He had, razorwise, cut and slashed his way into
-much favorable mention, when that pneumonia or bullet--whichever it
-was--stopped short his career.
-
-While the width of the city apart, he and Ellison were ever friends.
-They drank together, fought together, and held their foes as they held
-their money, in common.
-
-When the jury said "Guilty," it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
-His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that "from eight
-to-twenty years." He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised
-to save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to
-return. Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore.
-Lured by false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to
-get "from eight to twenty years!" Cray and Savage rounded him up. All
-his life a cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a
-battle, had he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of
-sand were the promises of politicians!
-
-My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson
-Market court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of
-March, and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench.
-Ellison and Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed
-in the door of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated
-Italian, and in the language of the officer who made the collar, "didn't
-do a thing to it."
-
-"They are guilty, your honor," said their lawyer, manner deprecatory
-and full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial
-heart--"they are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They
-had been celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps,
-your honor, and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere
-truth, your honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating
-the glorious day, they really didn't know what they were about."
-
-The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
-mercy of an enlightened court.
-
-Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
-Italian broke forth.
-
-"Don't I get-a my chance, judge?" he called out. "Certainly," returned
-Magistrate Corrigan, "what is it you want to say?"
-
-"Judge, that-a guy"--pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer--"he
-say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a
-they do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they
-knock-a th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th'
-macaws, but"--here his voice rose to a screech--"they nevair touch-a th'
-bear."
-
-Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
-while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys
-and macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge
-cinnamon bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently
-plowed 'round the bear.
-
-"Twenty-five and costs!" said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching
-the corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the
-lawyer, who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: "Not a word. Your
-people get off very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men
-didn't know what they were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is
-highly convincing."
-
-When a gentleman goes to Sing Sing for longer than five years, it is
-Gangland good manners to speak of him in the past tense. Thus, then,
-shall I speak of Ellison. His name, properly laid down, was James
-Ellison. As, iron on wrists, a deputy at his elbow, he stepped aboard
-the train, he gave his age as thirty-nine.
-
-His monaker of Biff came to him in the most natural way in the world.
-Gangland is ever ready to bestow a title. Therefore, when a recalcitrant
-customer of Fat Flynn's, having quaffed that publican's beer and then
-refused to pay for it, was floored as flat as a flounder by a round
-blow from Ellison's fist, Gangland, commemorating the event, renamed him
-Biff.
-
-Ellison was in his angular, awkward twenties when he made his initial
-appearance along the Bowery. He came from Maryland, no one knew why and
-a youthful greenness would have got him laughed at, had it not been for
-a look in his eye which suggested that while he might be green he might
-be game.
-
-Having little education and no trade Ellison met existence by hiring out
-as bar-keeper to Fat Flynn, who kept a grog shop of singular vileness
-at 34 Bond. Its beer glasses were vulgarly large, its frequenters of the
-rough-neck school. But it was either work in Flynn's or carry a hod, and
-Ellison, who was not fanatically fond of hard labor, and preferred
-to seek his bread along lines of least resistance, instantly and
-instinctively resolved on the side of Flynn's.
-
-Gangland is much more given to boxing gloves than books, and the
-conversation at Flynn's, as it drifted across the bar to Ellison--busy
-drawing beer--was more calculated to help his hands than help his head.
-Now and then, to be sure, there would come one who, like Slimmy, had
-acquired a stir education, that is, a knowledge of books such as may
-be picked up in prison; but for the most those whom Ellison met, in the
-frothy course of business, were not the ones to feed his higher nature
-or elevate his soul. It was a society where the strong man was the best
-man, and only fist-right prevailed.
-
-Ellison was young, husky, with length of reach and plenty of hitting
-power, and, as the interests of Flynn demanded, he bowed to his
-environment and beat up many a man. There were those abroad in Bond
-Street whom he could not have conquered. But, commonly sober and
-possessed besides of inborn gifts as a matchmaker, he had no trouble
-in avoiding these. The folks whom he hooked up with were of the _genus_
-cinch, _species_ pushover, and proceeding carefully he built up in time
-a standing for valor throughout all the broad regions lying between
-Fourteenth Street and City Hall Park.
-
-Let it be said that Ellison had courage. It was his prudence which
-taught him to hold aloof from the tough ones. Now and then, when a tough
-one did insist on war, Ellison never failed to bear himself with spirit.
-Only he preferred to win easily, with little exertion and no injury
-to his nose and eyes. For Ellison, proud of his appearance, was by
-Gangland's crude standards the glass of fashion and the mould of
-form, and flourished the idol of the ladies. Also, a swollen nose or a
-discolored eye is of no avail in winning hearts.
-
-Every dispenser of beer is by way of being a power in politics. Some
-soar higher, some with weaker wing--that is a question of genius. One
-sells beer and makes himself chief of Tammany Hall. Another rises on
-the tides of beer to a district leadership. Still others--and it is here
-that Ellison comes in--find their lower beery level as Tammany's
-shoulder-hitting aides.
-
-In the last rle, Ellison was of value to Tammany Hall. Wherefore,
-whenever he fell into the fingers of the police--generally for
-assault--the machine cast over him the pinion of its prompt protection.
-As the strong-arm pet of the organization, he punched and slugged,
-knocked down and dragged out, and did all these in safety. Some
-soft-whispering politician was sure to show a magistrate--all ears--that
-the equities were on the side of Ellison, and what black eyes or broken
-noses had been distributed went where they truly belonged and would do
-the most Tammany good.
-
-In his double role of beer dispenser and underthug of politics, Ellison
-stood high in Gangland opinion. From Flynn's in Bond Street he went to
-Pickerelle's in Chrystie Street. Then he became the presiding influence
-at a dive of more than usual disrepute kept by one Landt, which had
-flung open its dingy doors in Forsyth Street near Houston.
-
-Ellison' took an impressive upward step at this time. That is, he
-nearly killed a policeman. Nicely timing matters so that the officer was
-looking the other way, he broke a bottle over the blue-coat's head. The
-blue-coat fell senseless to the floor. Once down and helpless, Ellison
-hoofed him after the rules of Gangland, which teach that only fools are
-fair, until the hoofed one was a pick-up for an ambulance.
-
-The officer spent two weeks in a hospital cot, Ellison two hours in
-a station house cell. The politicians closed the officer's mouth, and
-opened Ellison's cell. The officer got well after a while, and he and
-Ellison grew to be good friends. The politicians said that there
-was nothing in it for either the officer or Ellison to remain at
-loggerheads. No man may write himself "politician" who does not combine
-the strength to prosecute a war, with the wisdom to conclude a peace.
-Hence, at the command of the politicians, Ellison and the smitten
-officer struck hands, and pooled their differences.
-
-Ellison, smooth-faced, high-featured, well-dressed, a Gangland cavalier,
-never married. Or if he did he failed to mention it. He was not a
-moll-buzzer; no one could accuse him of taking money from a woman. He
-lived by the ballot and the bung-starter. In addition once a year he
-gave a racket, tinder the auspices of what he called the "Biff Ellison
-Association," and as his fame increased his profits from a single racket
-were known to reach $2,000.
-
-At one time Ellison challenged fortune as part proprietor of Paresis
-Hall, which sink of sin, as though for contrast, had been established
-within the very shadow of Cooper Union. Terminating his connection with
-Paresis Hall, he lived a life of leisure between Chick Tricker's Park
-Row "store" and Nigger Mike's at Number Twelve Pell.
-
-Occasionally he so far unbuckled as to escort some lady to or from
-Sharkey's in Fourteenth Street. Not as a lobbygow; not for any
-ill-odored fee of fifty cents. But as a gentleman might, and out of
-sheer politeness. The law, as enforced from Mulberry Street, was prone
-to take a narrow view of ladies who roamed alone the midnight streets.
-The gallant Ellison was pleasantly willing to save night-bound dames of
-his acquaintance from this annoyance. That was all.
-
-Who has not heard of the celebrated Paul Kelly? Once upon a time, a
-good woman reading a newspaper saw reference to Paul Kelly in some
-interesting connection. She began to burn with curiosity; she wanted to
-meet Paul Kelly, and said so to her husband. Since her husband had been
-brought up to obey her in all things, he made no objection.
-
-Guided by a pathfinder from the Central Office, the gentleman went forth
-to find Paul Kelly, his wife on his arm. They entered Lyon's restaurant
-in the Bowery; the place was crowded. Room was made for them at a table
-by squeezing in three chairs. The lady looked about her. Across, stale
-and fat and gone to seed, sat an ex-eminent of the prize ring. At
-his elbow was a stocky person, with a visage full of wormwood and a
-chrysanthemum ear. He of the ear was given to misguided volubilities,
-more apt to startle than delight.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly looked at the champion gone
-to sulky seed, listened to the misguided conversationist with the
-chrysanthemum ear, and wished she hadn't come. She might have been
-driven from the field, had it not been for a small, dark personage, with
-black eyes and sallow cheeks, who sat next her on the left. His voice
-was low and not alarming; his manner bland but final. And he took quiet
-and quieting charge of the other two.
-
-The dark, sallow little man led those two others in the wordy way they
-should go. When the talk of him of the unsatisfactory ear approached
-the Elizabethan so closely as to inspire terror, he put him softly yet
-sufficiently back in his hole. Also, when not thus employed, in holding
-down the conversational lid, he talked French to one man, Italian to
-another, English to all. Purringly polite, Chesterfield might have
-studied him with advantage.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly was so taken with the little dark
-man's easy mastery of the situation, that she forgot the object of the
-expedition. When she was again in the street, and had drawn a deep,
-clear breath or two of long relief, she expressed astonishment that one
-possessed of so much grace and fineness, so full of cultured elegancies,
-should be discovered in such coarse surroundings.
-
-"Surely, he doesn't belong there," she said. "Who is he?"
-
-"Who is he?" repeated the Central Office delegate in a discouraged tone.
-"I thought your hubby wised you up. That's Paul Kelly."
-
-Paul Kelly owned the New Brighton in Great Jones Street. One evening, as
-the orchestra was tuning its fiddles for the final _valse_, a sudden but
-exhaustive bombardment then and there broke loose. In the hot midst of
-it, some cool hand turned off the lights. They were never again turned
-on. The guests departed through window and by way of door, and did not
-come back. It was the end of the New Brighton.
-
-Gangland, which can talk betimes, can also keep a secret. Coax, cozen,
-cross-question as you will, you cannot worm from it the secret of that
-New Brighton bombardment. Ask, and every one is silent. There is a
-silence which is empty, there is a silence which is full. Those who will
-not tell why the New Brighton was shot up that night are silent with the
-silence which is full.
-
-As usual, the Central Office is not without its theories. The Central
-Office is often without the criminal, but never without the explanation.
-One Mulberry Street whisper declared that it was a war over a woman,
-without saying which woman. Another whisper insisted that money lay at
-the roots of the business, without saying what money. Still another ran
-to the effect that it was one of those hit-or-miss mix-ups, in their
-sort extemporaneous, in their up-come inexplicable, the distinguishing
-mark of which is an utter lack of either rhyme or reason.
-
-One officer with whom I talked pointed to Ellison and Harrington as the
-principals. Paul Kelly, he said, was drawn into it as incident to his
-proprietorship of the New Brighton, while the redoubtable Razor became
-part of the picture only through his friendship for Ellison. Another
-officer, contradicting, argued that there had been a feud of long
-standing between Razor and Paul Kelly; that Ellison was there in Razor's
-behalf, and Harrington got killed because he butted in. Both officers
-agreed that the rumpus had nothing to do with Eat-'em-up-Jack's run in
-with Chick Tricker, then sundry months astern, or the later lead-pipe
-wiping out of Jack.
-
-The story of the taking off of Eat-'em-up-Jack has already been told.
-The New Brighton missed Jack. He whom Paul Kelly brought to fill his
-place no more than just rattled about in it. The new sheriff did not
-possess Jack's nice knowledge of dance hall etiquette, and his blackjack
-lacked decision. Some even think that had Jack been there that night,
-what follows might never have occurred at all. As said one who held this
-view:
-
-"If Eat-'em-up-Jack had been holdin' down th' floor, th' New Brighton
-wouldn't have looked so easy to Biff an' Razor, an' they might have
-passed it up."
-
-The dancing floor of the New Brighton was crowded with Gangland chivalry
-and fashion. Out in the bar, where waiters came rushing bearing trays of
-empty glasses to presently rushingly retire loaded to the beery guards,
-sat Paul Kelly and a select bevy. The talk was of business mixed with
-politics, for a campaign was being waged.
-
-"After election," said Paul, "I'm going to close up this joint. I've got
-enough; I'm going to pack in."
-
-"What's th' row?" asked Slimmy, who had drawn up a chair.
-
-"There's too much talking," returned Paul. "Only the other day a bull
-was telling me that I'm credited with being the first guy along the
-Bowery to carry a gun."
-
-"He's crazy," broke in Harrington, who with the lovely Goldie Cora had
-joined the group. "There were cannisters by the ton along the Bowery
-before ever you was pupped."
-
-The Irish Wop, whose mind ran altogether upon politics, glanced up from
-a paper.
-
-"Spakin' av th' campaign," said he, "how comes it things is so quiet? No
-one givin' th' banks a bawlin' out, no one soakin' th' railroads, no one
-handin' th' hot wallops to th' trusts! Phwat's gone wrong wit' 'em?
-I've found but wan man--jusht wan--bein' th' skate who's writin' in th'
-pa-a-aper here,"--and the Wop held up the paper as Exhibit A--"who acts
-loike he has somethin' to hand out. Lishten: After buck-dancin' a
-bit, he ups and calls Willyum Jinnins Bryan th' 'modern Brutus,' says
-'Csarism is abroad,' an' that Willyum Jinnins is th' only laddybuck who
-can put it on th' bum."
-
-"It's one of them hot-air students," said Harrington.
-
-"But about this Brutus-Csar thing? Are they wit' th' organization?"
-
-"It's what a swell mouth-piece like Bourke Cock-ran calls a 'figger
-of speech'," interjected Slimmy, ever happy to be heard concerning the
-ancients. "Cesar an' Brutus were a couple of long-ago Dagoes. Accordin'
-to th' dope they lived an' croaked two thousand years ago."
-
-"Only a pair av old wops, was they! An' dead an' gone at that! Sure I
-thought be th' way this writin' gezebo carried on about 'em they was
-right here on th' job, cuttin' ice. An' they're nothin' more'n a brace
-av old dead Guineas after all!"
-
-The Wop mused a moment over the unprofitable meanness of the discovery.
-Then his curiosity began to brighten up a trifle.
-
-"How did yez come to be so hep to 'em, Slimmy?"
-
-"Be studyin'--how-else? An' then there's Counsellor Noonan. You ought
-to hear him when he gets to goin' about Brutus and Csar an' th' rest
-of th' Roman fleet. To hear Noonan you'd think he had been one of their
-pals."
-
-"Th' Counsellor's from Latrim," said the Wop; "I'm a Mayo man meself.
-An' say, thim Latrim la-a-ads are th' born liars. Still, as long as the
-Counsellor's talkin' about phwat happened two thousand years ago, yez
-can chance a bet on him. It's only when he's repo-o-rtin' th' evints av
-yisterday he'll try to hand yez a lemon."
-
-"I wisht I was as wise as youse, Slimmy," said Goldie Cora, wistfully
-rubbing her delicate nose. "It must be dead swell to know about Csar
-an' th' rest of them dubs."
-
-"If they was to show up now," hazarded the Wop, "thim ould fellies 'ud
-feel like farmers."
-
-"Oh, I don't know," observed Slimmy: "they was lyin', cheatin',
-swindlin', snitchin', double-crossin' an' givin' each other th'
-rinkey-dink in th' old days same as now. This Csar, though, must have
-been a stiff proposition. He certainly woke up young! When he's only
-nineteen, he toins out one mornin', yawns, puts on his everyday toga,
-rambles down town, an' makes a hurrah touch for five million of dollars.
-Think of it!--five million!--an' him not twenty! He certainly was a
-producer--Csar was!"
-
-"Well, I should yell," assented Harrington.
-
-"An' then phwat?" asked the Wop.
-
-"This what," said Slimmy. "Havin' got his wad together, Csar starts
-in to light up Rome, an' invites the push to cut in. When he's got 'em
-properly keyed up, he goes into the forum an' says, 'Am I it?' An' the
-gang yells, 'You're it'!"
-
-"Csar could go some," commented Goldie Cora, admiringly.
-
-"Rome's a republic then," Slimmy went on, "an' Csar has himself elected
-the main squeeze. He declares for a wide-open town; his war cry is 'No
-water! No gas! No police!'"
-
-"Say, he was a live one!" broke in Harrington; "he was Rome's Big Tim!"
-
-"Listen!" commanded Goldie Cora, shaking her yellow head at Harrington.
-"Go on, Slimmy."
-
-"About this time Brutus commences to show in th' runnin'. Brutus is
-th' head of th' Citizens' Union, an' him an' his fellow mugwumps put
-in their time bluffin' an' four-flushin' 'round about reform. They had
-everybody buffaloed, except Csar. Brutus is for closin' th' saloons,
-puttin' th' smother on horse racin', an' wants every Roman kid who plays
-baseball Sunday pinched."
-
-"He gives me a pain!" complained Goldie Cora.
-
-"An' mind you, all th' time Brutus is graftin' with both hooks. He's
-in on the Aqueduct; he manages a forty per cent, hold out on the Appian
-way; an' what long green he has loose he loans to needy skates in Spain
-at pawn shop rates, an' when they don't kick in he uses the legions to
-collect. Brutus is down four ways from the jack on everything in sight.
-Nothin's calculated to embarrass him but a pair of mittens."
-
-"An' at that," remarked Harrington, who had a practical knowledge of
-politics, "him an' his mugwump bunch didn't have nothin' on th' New
-York reformers. Do youse guys remember when the city bought th' ferries?
-There was------"
-
-"I'd sooner hear Slimmy," said Goldie Cora.
-
-"Me too," agreed the Wop.
-
-Slimmy looked flattered. "Well, then," he continued, "all this time
-Caesar is the big screech, an' it makes Brutus so sore he gets to be a
-bug. So he starts to talkin'. 'This Csar guy,' says Brutus, 'won't do.'
-
-"'Right you be,' says Cassius, who's always been a kicker. 'That's what
-I've been tellin' you lobsters from th' jump.'
-
-"With this an old souse named Casca sits up, an' says he ain't seen
-nothin' wrong about Csar.
-
-"'Oh, roll over!' says Cassius. 'Why even the newsboys are on. You know
-Csar's wardman--that fresh baby, Mark Antony? It's ribbed up right now
-that at th' Lupercal he's to hand Csar a crown.'
-
-"Casca an' th' other bone-heads turns to Brutus.
-
-"'Yes,' says Brutus, answerin' their looks; 'Cassius has got good
-information. He's givin' youse th' correct steer.'"
-
-"An' did Csar cop off the crown?" asked Goldie Cora, eagerly.
-
-Slimmy shook his head.
-
-"Th' Lupercal comes 'round," said he, "an' Mark Antony is there with
-bells on. He makes a funny crack or two about a crown, but nothin'
-goes. Th' wind-up is that Brutus, Cassius, Casca, an' th' rest of th'
-Citizens' Union, gang Csar later in th' forum, go at him with their
-chives, an' cut an' slash till his hide won't hold his principles."
-
-"An' wasn't there," demanded the Wop, with heat, "so much as wan
-strong-arm la-a-ad up at Csar's end av th' alley, wit' th' nerve to git
-even?"
-
-"Never fear!" returned Slimmy, reassuringly; "th' day they plant Csar,
-Mark Antony goes in to make th' funeral spiel. He's th' Roman Senator
-Grady, Mark Antony is, an' he burns 'em up. Brutus an' his bunch get th'
-tip up at their club house, an' take it on th' run. With that, Csar's
-gang gets to goin', an' they stand Rome on its nut from the Capitoline
-Hill to the Tarpeian Rock. Brutus an' the' other mugwumps gets it where
-th' baby wore th' beads, an' there ain't been a Seth Low or a Fulton
-Cutting along th' Tiber from that day to this. Oh, they've got us left
-standin' sideways, them Guineas have, in some things."
-
-About the time Slimmy began his lucid setting forth of Brutus, Csar and
-their political differences, Ellison and Razor, down at Nigger Mike's in
-Pell Street, were laying their heads together. A bottle of whiskey stood
-between them, for they required inspiration. There were forty people
-in the room, some dancing, some drinking, some talking. But no one came
-near Ellison and Razor, for their manner showed that they did not wish
-to be disturbed. As the Nailer observed, "They had a hen on," and when
-gentlemen have a hen on they prefer being quiet.
-
-"I've no use for Paul Kelly," whispered Razor in response to some remark
-of Ellison's. "You bet he knows enough not to show his snout along
-Eighth Avenue. He'd get it good if he did."
-
-"My notion," said Ellison, "is to turn th' trick right now."
-
-"Just th' two of us?"
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"He'd have his guerillas; youse have got to figure on that."
-
-"They wouldn't stand th' gaff. It's the difference between guys who
-knows what they wants, and guys who don't. Once we started, they'd tear
-th' side out the Brighton in the get-away."
-
-"All right," said Razor, bringing down his hand; "I'm wit' you."
-
-"Just a moment," and Ellison motioned Razor back into his chair. "If
-Paul's dancin', we must stall him into th' bar. I don't want to hoit any
-of them skirts."
-
-It was the delightful habit of Slimmy, on the tail of one of his
-lectures, to order beer for his hearers. That's why he was listened to
-with so much interest. Were every lecturer to adopt Slimmy's plan, he
-would never fail of an audience. Also, his fame would grow.
-
-Slimmy, having finished with Csar and the others, had just signed up
-to the waiter to go his merry rounds, when Ellison and Razor slipped in
-from the street. Their hands were on their guns, their eyes on Kelly.
-
-Harrington saw it coming.
-
-"Your gatt, Paul, your gatt!" he shouted.
-
-The rule in Gangland is to let every man kill his own snakes.
-Harrington's conduct crowded hard upon the gross. It so disgusted Razor
-that, to show Harrington what he thought of it, he half turned and laced
-a bullet through his brain.
-
-"Now you've got something of your own to occupy your mind," quoth Razor.
-
-Ellison was too old a practitioner to be drawn aside by the Harrington
-episode. He devoted himself unswervingly to Paul Kelly. Ellison's first
-bullet cut a hole through Kelly's coat and did no further harm. The
-lights were switched out at this crisis, and what shooting followed came
-off in the dark. There was plenty of it. The air seemed sown as thickly
-full of little yellow spits of flame as an August swamp of fireflies.
-Even so, it didn't last. It was as short lived as a July squall at sea.
-There was one thunder and lightning moment, during which the pistols
-flashed and roared, and then--stillness and utter silence!
-
-It was fairish pistol practice when you consider conditions. Paul Kelly
-had three bullets in him when four weeks later he asked the coppers to
-come and get him. He had been up in Harlem somewhere lying low. And you
-are not to forget Harrington. There were other casualties, also, which
-the police and politicians worked hand in hand to cover up.
-
-Five minutes went by after the shooting; ten minutes!--no one was in a
-hurry. At last a policeman arrived. He might have come sooner, but the
-New Brighton was a citadel of politics. Would you have had him lose his
-shield?
-
-The policeman felt his official way into the barroom:--empty as a drum,
-dark as the inside of a cow!
-
-He struck a match. By its pale and little light he made out the dead
-Harrington on the floor. Not a living soul, not even Goldie Cora!
-
-Goldie Cora?
-
-Said that practical damsel, when the matter was put up to her by Big
-Kitty, who being sentimental called Goldie Cora a quitter for leaving
-her dead love lying in his blood, "What good could I do? If I'd stuck
-I'd have got pinched; an' then--me in th' Tombs--I'd have stood a swell
-chance, I don't chink, of bein' at Bill's funeral."
-
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- <h1>
- THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Alfred Henry Lewis
- </h2>
- <h4>
- Author of &ldquo;Wolfville,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Boss, Peggy O'Neal,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Sunset Trail,&rdquo; &ldquo;The
- Throwback,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Story of Paul Jones,&rdquo; etc.
- </h4>
- <h5>
- M. A. Donohue &amp; Company
- </h5>
- <h5>
- Chicago New York
- </h5>
- <h4>
- 1912
- </h4>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0001 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0005.jpg" alt="0005 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0005.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- TO
- </h3>
- <h3>
- ARTHUR WEST LITTLE
- </h3>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>hese stories are
- true in name and time and place. None of them in its incident happened as
- far away as three years ago. They were written to show you how the other
- half live&mdash;in New York. I had them direct from the veracious lips of
- the police. The gangsters themselves contributed sundry details.
- </p>
- <p>
- You will express amazement as you read that they carry so slight an
- element of Sing Sing and the Death Chair. Such should have been no doubt
- the very proper and lawful climax of more than one of them, and would were
- it not for what differences subsist between a moral and a legal certainty.
- The police know many things they cannot prove in court, the more when the
- question at bay concerns intimately, for life or death, a society where
- the &ldquo;snitch&rdquo; is an abomination and to &ldquo;squeal&rdquo; the single great offense.
- </p>
- <p>
- Besides, you are not to forget the politician, who in defense of a
- valuable repeater palsies police effort with the cold finger of his
- interference. With apologies to that order, the three links of the Odd
- Fellows are an example of the policeman, the criminal and the politician.
- The latter is the middle link, and holds the other two together while
- keeping them apart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alfred Henry Lewis. New York City, Dec. 22, 1911.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>THE APACHES OF NEW YORK</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> I.&mdash;EAT-'EM-UP JACK </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> II.&mdash;THE BABY'S FINGERS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> III.&mdash;HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> IV.&mdash;IKE THE BLOOD </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> V.&mdash;INDIAN LOUIE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> VI.&mdash;HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> VII.&mdash;LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> IX.&mdash;LITTLE BOW KUM </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> X.&mdash;THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> XI.&mdash;BIG MIKE ABRAMS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> XII.&mdash;THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- I.&mdash;EAT-'EM-UP JACK
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>hick Tricker kept
- a house of call at One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park Row. There he sold
- strong drink, wine and beer, mostly beer, and the thirsty sat about at
- sloppy tables and enjoyed themselves. When night came there was music, and
- those who would&mdash;and could&mdash;arose and danced. One Hundred and
- Twenty-eight Park Row was in recent weeks abolished. The Committee of
- Fourteen, one of those restless moral influences so common in New York,
- complained to the Powers of Excise and had the license revoked.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a mild February evening. The day shift had gone off watch at One
- Hundred and Twenty-eight, leaving the night shift in charge, and&mdash;all
- things running smoothly&mdash;Tricker decided upon an evening out. It
- might have been ten o'clock when, in deference to that decision, he
- stepped into the street. It was commencing to snow&mdash;flakes as big and
- soft and clinging as a baby's hand. Not that Tricker&mdash;hardy soul&mdash;much
- minded snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, having notions about meeting Indian Louie, swung across to
- Roosevelt Street. Dodging down five steps, he opened the door of a dingy
- wine-cellar. It was the nesting-place of a bevy of street musicians, a
- dozen of whom were scattered about, quaffing chianti. Their harps, fiddles
- and hand-organs had been chucked into corners, and a general air of
- relaxation pervaded the scene. The room was blue with smoke, rich in the
- odor of garlic, and, since the inmates all talked at once, there arose a
- prodigious racket.
- </p>
- <p>
- Near where Tricker seated himself reposed a hand-organ. Crouched against
- it was a little, mouse-hued monkey, fast asleep. The day's work had told
- on him. 'Fatigued of much bowing and scraping for coppers, the diminutive
- monkey slept soundly. Not all the hubbub served to shake the serene
- profundity of his dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker idly gave the handle of the organ a twist. Perhaps three notes
- were elicited. It was enough. The little monkey was weary, but he knew the
- voice and heard in it a trumpet-call to duty. With the earliest squeak he
- sprang up&mdash;winking, blinking&mdash;and, doffing his small red hat,
- began begging for pennies. Tricker gave him a dime, not thinking it right
- to disturb his slumbers for nothing. The mouse-hued one tucked it away in
- some recondite pocket of his scanty jacket, and then, the organ having
- lapsed into silence, curled up for another snooze.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker paid for his glass of wine, and&mdash;since he saw nothing of
- Indian Louie, and as a source of interest had exhausted the monkey&mdash;lounged
- off into the dark.
- </p>
- <p>
- In Chatham Square Tricker met a big-chested policeman. Tricker knew the
- policeman, having encountered him officially. As the latter strutted
- along, a small, mustard-colored dog came crouching at his heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the dog for?&rdquo; Tricker asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in an easy mood, the trivial possessed a charm.
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman bent upon the little dog a benign eye. The little dog
- glanced up shyly, wagging a wistful tail.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's lost,&rdquo; vouchsafed the policeman, &ldquo;and he's put it up to me to find
- out where he lives.&rdquo; He explained that all lost dogs make hot-foot for the
- nearest policeman. &ldquo;They know what a cop is for,&rdquo; said the big-chested
- one. Then, to the little dog: &ldquo;Come on, my son; we'll land you all right
- yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker continued his stroll. At Doyers Street and the Bowery he entered
- Barney Flynn's. There were forty customers hanging about. These loiterers
- were panhandlers of low degree; they were beneath the notice of Tricker,
- who was a purple patrician of the gangs. One of them could have lived all
- day on a quarter. It meant bed&mdash;ten cents&mdash;and three glasses of
- beer, each with a free lunch which would serve as a meal. Bowery beer is
- sold by the glass; but the glass holds a quart. The Bowery has refused to
- be pinched by the beer trust.
- </p>
- <p>
- In Flynn's was the eminent Chuck Connors, his head on his arm and his arm
- on a table. Intoxicated? Perish the thought! Merely taking his usual forty
- winks after dinner, which repast had consisted of four beef-stews. Tricker
- gave him a facetious thump on the back, but he woke in a bilious mood,
- full of haughtiness and cold reserve.
- </p>
- <p>
- There is a notable feature in Flynn's. The East Side is in its way
- artistic. Most of the places are embellished with pictures done on the
- walls, presumably by the old monsters of the <i>Police News</i>. On the
- rear wall of Flynn's is a portrait of Washington on a violent white horse.
- The Father of his Country is in conventional blue and buff, waving a
- vehement blade.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is it?&rdquo; demanded Proprietor Flynn of the artist, when first brought
- to bay by the violent one on the horse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is it?&rdquo; retorted the artist indignantly. &ldquo;Who should it be but
- Washin'ton, the Father of his Country?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Washin'ton?&rdquo; repeated Flynn. &ldquo;Who's Washin'ton?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you know who Washin'ton is? Say, you ought to go to night school!
- Washin'ton's th' duck who frees this country from th' English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' he bate th' English, did he? I can well be-lave it! Yez can see be
- th' face of him he's a brave man.&rdquo; Then, following a rapt silence: &ldquo;Say,
- I'll tell ye what! Paint me a dead Englishman right down there be his
- horse's fut, an' I'll give ye foor dollars more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The generous offer was accepted, and the foreground enriched with a dead
- grenadier.
- </p>
- <p>
- Coming out of Flynn's, Tricker went briefly into the Chinese Theater. The
- pig-tailed audience, sitting on the backs of the chairs with their feet in
- the wooden seats, were enjoying the performance hugely. Tricker listened
- to the dialogue but a moment; it was unsatisfactory and sounded like a
- cat-fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- In finding his way out of Doyers Street, Tricker stopped for a moment in a
- little doggery from which came the tump-tump of a piano and the scuffle of
- a dance. The room, not thirty feet long, was cut in two by a ramshackle
- partition. On the grimy wall hung a placard which carried this moderate
- warning:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0018.jpg" alt="0018 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0018.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- The management seemed to be in the hands of a morose personage, as red as
- a boiled lobster, who acted behind the bar. The piano was of that flat,
- tin-pan tone which bespeaks the veteran. It was drummed upon by a bleary
- virtuoso, who at sight of Tricker&mdash;for whose favor he yearned&mdash;began
- banging forth a hurly-burly that must have set on edge the teeth of every
- piano in the vicinity. The darky who was dancing redoubled his exertions.
- Altogether, Tricker's entrance was not without <i>éclat</i>. Not that he
- seemed impressed as, flinging himself into a chair, he listlessly called
- for apollinaris.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do youse pay him?&rdquo; asked Tricker of the boiled barkeeper, indicating
- as he did so the hardworking colored person.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pad-money!&rdquo;&mdash;with a slighting glance. &ldquo;Pad-money; an' it's twict too
- much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pad-money means pay for a bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I should say so!&rdquo; coincided Tricker, with the weary yet lofty
- manner of one who is a judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- In one corner were two women and a trio of men. The men were thieves of
- the cheap grade known as lush-workers. These beasts of prey lie about the
- East Side grog shops, and when some sailor ashore leaves a place, showing
- considerable slant, they tail him and take all he has. They will plunder
- their victim in sight of a whole street. No one will tell. The first
- lesson of Gangland is never to inform nor give evidence. One who does is
- called snitch; and the wages of the snitch is death. The lush-workers pay
- a percentage of their pillage, to what saloons they infest, for the
- privilege of lying in wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker pointed to the younger of the two women&mdash;about eighteen, she
- was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two years ago,&rdquo; said Tricker, addressing the boiled barman, &ldquo;I had her
- pinched an' turned over to the Aid Society. She's so young I thought mebby
- they could save her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Save her!&rdquo; repeated the boiled one in weary disgust. &ldquo;Youse can't save
- 'em. I used to try that meself. That was long ago. Now&rdquo;&mdash;tossing his
- hand with a resigned air&mdash;&ldquo;now, whenever I see a skirt who's goin' to
- hell, I pay her fare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the three men was old and gray of hair. He used to be a gonoph, and
- had worked the rattlers and ferries in his youth. But he got settled a
- couple of times, and it broke his nerve. There is an age limit in
- pocket-picking. No pickpocket is good after he passes forty years; so far,
- Dr. Osier was right. Children from twelve to fourteen do the best work.
- Their hands are small and steady; their confidence has not been shaken by
- years in prison. There are twenty New York Fagins&mdash;the police use the
- Dickens name&mdash;training children to pick pockets. These Fagins have
- dummy subjects faked up, their garments covered with tiny bells. The
- pockets are filled&mdash;watch, purse, card-case, handkerchief, gloves.
- Not until a pupil can empty every pocket, without ringing a bell, is he
- fit to go out into the world and look for boobs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Indian Louie shows up,&rdquo; remarked Tricker to the boiled-lobster barman,
- as he made ready to go, &ldquo;tell him to blow 'round tomorry evenin' to One
- Hundred and Twenty-eight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Working his careless way back to the Bowery, Tricker strolled north to
- where that historic thoroughfare merges into Third Avenue. In Great Jones
- Street, round the corner from Third Avenue, Paul Kelly kept the New
- Brighton. Tricker decided to look in casually upon this hall of mirth, and&mdash;as
- one interested&mdash;study trade conditions. True, there was a coolness
- between himself and Kelly, albeit, both being of the Five Points, they
- were of the same tribe. What then? As members of the gang nobility, had
- they not won the right to nurse a private feud? De Bracy and Bois Guilbert
- were both Crusaders, and yet there is no record of any lost love between
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the roll of gang honor Kelly's name was written high. Having been
- longer and more explosively before the public, his fame was even greater
- than Tricker's. There was, too, a profound background of politics to the
- New Brighton. It was strong with Tammany Hall, and, per incident, in right
- with the police. For these double reasons of Kelly's fame, and that
- atmosphere of final politics which invested it, the New Brighton was
- deeply popular. Every foot of dancing floor was in constant demand, while
- would-be merry-makers, crowded off for want of room, sat in a triple
- fringe about the walls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Along one side of the dancing room was ranged a row of tables. A young
- person, just struggling into gang notice, relinquished his chair at one of
- these to Tricker. This was in respectful recognition of the exalted
- position in Gangland held by Tricker. Tricker unbent toward the young
- person in a tolerant nod, and accepted his submissive politeness as though
- doing him a favor. Tricker was right. His notice, even such as it was,
- graced and illustrated the polite young person in the eyes of all who
- beheld it, and identified him as one of whom the future would hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every East Side dance hall has a sheriff, who acts as floor manager and
- settles difficult questions of propriety. It often happens that, in an
- excess of ardor and a paucity of room, two couples in their dancing seek
- to occupy the same space on the floor. He who makes two blades of grass
- grow where but one grew before, may help his race and doubtless does. The
- rule, however, stops with grass and does not reach to dancing. He who
- tries to make two couples dance, where only one had danced before, but
- lays the bed-plates of a riot. Where all the gentlemen are spirited, and
- the ladies even more so, the result is certain in its character, and in no
- wise hard to guess. Wherefore the dance hall sheriff is not without a
- mission. Likewise his honorable post is full of peril, and he must be of
- the stern ore from which heroes are forged.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sheriff of the New Brighton was Eat-'Em-Up-Jack McManus. He had been a
- prize-fighter of more or less inconsequence, but a liking for mixed ale
- and a difficulty in getting to weight had long before cured him of that.
- He had won his <i>nom de guerre</i> on the battle-field, where good
- knights were wont to win their spurs. Meeting one of whose conduct he
- disapproved, he had criticized the offender with his teeth, and thereafter
- was everywhere hailed as Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack wore his honors modestly, as great souls ever do, and
- there occurred nothing at the New Brighton to justify that re-baptism.
- There he preserved the proprieties with a black-jack, and never once
- brought his teeth into play. Did some boor transgress, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack
- collared him, and cast him into the outer darkness of Great Jones Street.
- If the delinquent foolishly resisted, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack emphasized that
- dismissal with his boot. In extreme instances he smote upon him with a
- black-jack&mdash;ever worn ready on his wrist, although delicately hidden,
- when not upon active service, in his coat sleeve.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, drinking seltzer and lemon, sat watching the dancers as they
- swept by. He himself was of too grave a cast to dance; it would have
- mismatched with his position.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who could claim social elevation by virtue of his being
- sheriff, came and stood by Tricker's table. The pair greeted one another.
- Their manner, while marked of a careful courtesy, was distant and owned
- nothing of warmth. The feuds of Kelly were the feuds of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack,
- and the latter knew that Tricker and Kelly stood not as brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack paused by Tricker's table, passing an occasional remark
- with that visitor from Park Row, Bill Harrington with Goldie Cora whirled
- by on the currents of the <i>Beautiful Blue Danube</i>. Tricker's expert
- tastes rejected with disfavor the dancing of Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't like the way she t'rows her feet,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now Goldie Cora was the belle of the New Brighton. Moreover,
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack liked the way she threw her feet, and was honest in his
- admiration. As much might be said of Harrington, who had overheard
- Tricker's remark. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, defending his own judgment, declared
- that Goldie Cora was the sublimation of grace, and danced like a leaf in a
- puff of wind. He closed by discrediting not only the opinion but the
- parentage of Tricker, and advised him to be upon his way lest worse happen
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Beat it, before I bump me black-jack off your bean!&rdquo; was the way it was
- sternly put by Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, cool and undismayed, waved his hand as though brushing aside a
- wearisome insect.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Can that black-jack guff,&rdquo; he retorted. &ldquo;Un'er-stan'; your bein' a
- fighter don't get youse nothin' wit' me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington came up. Having waltzed the entire length of the <i>Beautiful
- Blue Danube</i>, he had abandoned Goldie Cora, and was now prepared to
- personally resent the imputation inherent in Tricker's remark anent that
- fair one's feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He don't like the way you t'row your feet, eh? I'll make him like it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus spake Harrington to Goldie Cora, as he turned from her to seek out
- Tricker.
- </p>
- <p>
- No, Gangland is not so ceremonious as to demand that you lead the lady to
- a seat. Dance ended, it is good form to leave her sticking in the furrow,
- even as a farmer might his plow, and walk away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington bitterly added his views to Eat-'Em-Up-Jack's, and something
- was said about croaking Tricker then and there. The threats of Harrington,
- as had those of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, glanced off the cool surface of Tricker
- like the moon's rays off a field of ice. He was sublimely indifferent, and
- didn't so much as get off his chair. Only his right hand stole under his
- coat-skirt in an unmistakable way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you big stiff! w'at be youse tryin' to give me?&rdquo; was his only
- separate notice of Harrington. Then, to both: &ldquo;Unless you guys is lookin'
- to give th' coroner a job, youse won't start nothin' here. Take it from me
- that, w'en I'm bounced out of a dump like this, the bouncin' 'll come off
- in th' smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, being neither so quick nor so eloquent as Tricker, could
- only retort, &ldquo;That's all right! I'll hand you yours before I'm done!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington, after his first outbreak, said nothing, being privily afraid
- of Tricker, and more or less held by the spell of his fell repute.
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who feared no man, was kept in check by his obligations
- as sheriff&mdash;that, and a sense of duty. True, the situation irked him
- sorely; he felt as though he were in handcuffs. But the present was no
- common case. Tricker would shoot; and a hail of lead down the length of
- the dancing floor meant loss in dollars and cents. This last was something
- which Kelly, always a business man and liking money, would be the first to
- condemn and the last to condone. It would black-eye the place; since few
- care to dance where the ballroom may become a battle-field and bullets zip
- and sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If it was only later!&rdquo; said Eat-'Em-Up Jack, wistfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Later?&rdquo; retorted Tricker. &ldquo;That's easy. You close at one, an' that's ten
- minutes from now. Let the mob make its getaway; an' after that youse ducks
- 'll find me waitin' 'round the corner in Thoid Avenue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, manner nonchalant to the point of insult, loitered to the door,
- pausing on his way to take a leisurely drink at the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You dubs,&rdquo; he called back, as he stepped out into Great Jones Street,
- &ldquo;better bring your gatts!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Gatts is East Sidese for pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington didn't like the looks of things. He was sorry, he said,
- addressing Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, but he wouldn't be able to accompany him to
- that Third Avenue tryst. He must see Goldie Cora home. The Police had just
- issued an order, calculated invidiously to inconvenience and annoy every
- lady found in the streets after midnight unaccompanied by an escort.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack hardly heard him. Personally he wouldn't have turned hand
- or head to have had the company of a dozen Harringtons. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack,
- while lacking many things, lacked not at all in heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- The New Brighton closed in due time. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack waited until sure the
- junction of Great Jones Street and Third Avenue was quite deserted. As he
- came 'round the corner, gun in hand, Tricker&mdash;watchful as a cat&mdash;stepped
- out of a stairway. There was a blazing, rattling fusillade&mdash;twelve
- shots in all. When the shooting was at an end, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack had
- vanished. Tricker, save for a reason, would have followed his vanishing
- example; there was a bullet embedded in the calf of his leg.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker hopped painfully into a stairway, where he might have advantage of
- the double gloom. He had lighted a cigarette, and was coolly leaning
- against the entrance, when two policemen came running up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was that shooting?&rdquo; demanded one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a couple of geeks started to hand it to each other,&rdquo; was Tricker's
- careless reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did either get hurt?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of 'em cops it in th' leg. Th' other blew.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What became of the one who's copped?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, him? He hops into one of th' stairways along here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The officers didn't see the spreading pool of blood near Tricker's foot.
- They hurried off to make a ransack of the stairways, while Tricker hobbled
- out to a cab he had signaled, and drove away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twenty-four hours later!
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a block from where he'd fought his battle with Tricker,
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack was walking in Third Avenue. He was as lone as Lot's wife;
- for he nourished misanthropic sentiments and discouraged company. It was a
- moonless night and very dark, the snow still coming down. What with the
- storm and the hour, the streets were as empty as a church.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack passed the building farthest from the corner lamp, a
- crouching figure stepped out of the doorway. Had it been two o'clock in
- the afternoon, instead of two o'clock in the morning, you would have seen
- that he of the crouching figure was smooth and dark-skinned as to face,
- and that his blue-black hair had been cut after a tonsorial fashion
- popular along the Bowery as the Guinea Lop. The crouching one carried in
- his hand what seemed to be a rolled-up newspaper. In that rolled-up paper
- lay hidden a two-foot piece of lead pipe.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crouching blue-black one crept after Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, making no more
- noise than a cat. He uplifted the lead pipe, grasping it the while with
- both hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, as unaware of his peril as of what was passing in the
- streets of Timbuctoo, slouched heavily forward, deep in thought, Perhaps
- he was considering a misspent youth, and chances thrown away.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lead pipe came down.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a dull crash, and Eat-'Em-Up-Jack&mdash;without word or cry&mdash;fell
- forward on his face. Blood ran from mouth and ears, and melted redly into
- the snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crouching blue-black one shrank back into the stairway, and was seen
- no more. The street returned to utter emptiness. There remained only the
- lifeless body of Eat-'Em-Up-jack. Nothing beyond, save the softly falling
- veil of snow, with the street lamps shining through.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- II.&mdash;THE BABY'S FINGERS
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a Central
- Office man who told me how the baby lost its fingers. I like Central
- Office men; they live romances and have adventures. The man I most shrink
- from is your dull, proper individual to whom nothing happens. You have
- seen a hundred such. Rigidly correct, they go uneventfully to and fro upon
- their little respectable tracks. Evenings, from the safe yet severe
- vantage of their little respectable porches, they pass judgment upon
- humanity from across the front fence. After which, they go inside and
- weary their wives with their tasteless, pale society, while those
- melancholy matrons question themselves, in a spirit of tacit despair,
- concerning the blessings of matrimony. In the end, first thanking heaven
- that they are not as other men, they retire to bed, to rise in the dawning
- and repeat the history of every pulseless yesterday of their existence.
- Nothing ever overtakes them that doesn't overtake a clam. They are
- interesting, can be interesting, to no one save themselves. To talk with
- one an hour is like being lost in the desert an hour. I prefer people into
- whose lives intrudes some element of adventure, and who, as they roll out
- of their blankets in the morning, cannot give you, word and minute, just
- what they will be saying and doing every hour in the coming twelve.
- </p>
- <p>
- My Central Office friend, in telling of the baby's absent fingers, began
- by speaking of Johnny Spanish. Spanish has been sent to prison for no less
- than seven years. Dribben and Blum arrested him, and when the next morning
- he was paraded at the Central Office looking-over, the speech made upon
- him by Commissioner Flynn set a resentful pulse to beating in his swarthy
- cheek.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not that Spanish had been arrested for the baby's lost fingers. That story
- in the telling came later, although the wrong it registered had happened
- months before. Dribben and Blum picked him up&mdash;as a piece of work it
- did them credit&mdash;for what occurred in Mersher Miller's place.
- </p>
- <p>
- As all the world knows, Mersher Miller, or as he is called among his
- intimates, Mersher the Strong-Arm, conducts a beer house at 171 Norfolk
- Street. It was a placid April evening, and Mersher's brother, as
- bottle-tosser, was busy behind the bar. Mersher himself was not in, which&mdash;for
- Mersher&mdash;may or may not have been greatly to the good.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish came into the place. His hat was low-drawn over his black eyes.
- Mersher's brother, wiping glasses, didn't know him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's Mersher?&rdquo; asked Spanish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not here,&rdquo; quoth Mersher's brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll do,&rdquo; returned Spanish. &ldquo;Give me ten dollars out of the damper.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother held this proposal in finance to be foolishly
- impossible, and was explicit on that head. He insisted, not without scorn,
- that he was the last man in the world to give a casual caller ten dollars
- out of the damper or anything else.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll be back,&rdquo; replied Spanish, &ldquo;an' I bet then you'll give me that
- ten-spot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's Johnny Spanish,&rdquo; declared a bystander, when Spanish, muttering his
- discontent, had gone his threatening way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother doubted it. He had heard of Spanish, but had never seen
- him. It was his understanding that Spanish was not in town at all, having
- lammistered some time before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's wanted be th' cops,&rdquo; Mersher's brother argued. &ldquo;You don't suppose
- he's sucker enough to walk into their mitts? He wouldn't dare show up in
- town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't con yourself,&rdquo; replied the bystander, who had a working knowledge
- of Gangland and its notables. &ldquo;That's Spanish, all right. He was out of
- town, but not because of the bulls. It's the Dropper he's leary of; an'
- now th' Dropper's in hock he's chased back. You heard what he said about
- comin' 'round ag'in? Take my tip an' rib yourself up wit' a rod. That
- Spanish is a tough kid!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The evening wore on at Mersher's; one hour, two hours, three went
- peaceably by. The clock pointed to eleven.
- </p>
- <p>
- Without warning a lowering figure appeared at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There he is!&rdquo; exclaimed the learned bystander. Then he added with a note
- of pride, albeit shaky as to voice: &ldquo;What did I tell youse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The figure in the doorway strode forward. It was Spanish. A second figure&mdash;hat
- over eyes&mdash;. followed hard on his heels. With a flourish, possible
- only to the close student of Mr. Beadle's dime literature, Spanish drew
- two Colt's pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come through wit' that ten!&rdquo; said he to Mersher's brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother came through, and came through swiftly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought so!&rdquo; sneered Spanish, showing his side teeth like a dog whose
- feelings have been hurt. &ldquo;Now come through wit' th' rest!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother eagerly gave him the contents of the cash drawer&mdash;about
- eighty dollars.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, having pocketed the money, wheeled upon the little knot of
- customers, who, after the New York manner when crime is afoot, had stood
- motionless with no thought of interfering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hands up! Faces to the wall!&rdquo; cried Spanish. &ldquo;Everybody's dough looks
- good to me to-night!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The customers, acting in such concert that it seemed as though they'd been
- rehearsed, hands held high, turned their faces to the wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You keep them covered,&rdquo; said Spanish to his dark companion in arms,
- &ldquo;while I go through 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark companion leveled his own pistol in a way calculated to do the
- most harm, and Spanish reaped an assortment of cheap watches and a handful
- of bills.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish came round on Mersher's brother. The latter had stooped down until
- his eyes were on a par with the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said Spanish to Mersher's brother, &ldquo;I might as well cook you. I've
- no use for barkeeps, anyway, an' besides you're built like a pig an' I
- don't like your looks!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish began to shoot, and Mersher's brother began to dodge. Ducking and
- dodging, the latter ran the length of the bar, Spanish faithfully
- following with his bullets. There were two in the ice box, two through the
- mirror, five in the top of the bar. Each and all, they had been too late
- for Mersher's brother, who, pale as a candle, emerged from the bombardment
- breathing heavily but untouched.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' this,&rdquo; cried Ikey the pawnbroker, ten minutes after Spanish had
- disappeared&mdash;Ikey was out a red watch and sixty dollars&mdash;&ldquo;an'
- this iss vat Mayor Gaynor calls 'outvard order an' decency'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was upon the identification of the learned bystander that Dribben and
- Blum went to work, and it was for that stick-up in Mersher's the two made
- the collar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's lucky for you guys,&rdquo; said Spanish, his eye sparkling venomously like
- the eye of a snake&mdash;&ldquo;it's lucky for you guys that you got me wit'out
- me guns. I'd have croaked one of you bulls sure, an' maybe both, an' then
- took th' Dutch way out me-self.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dutch way out, with Spanish and his immediate circle, means suicide,
- it being a belief among them that the Dutch are a melancholy brood, and
- favor suicide as a means of relief when the burdens of life become more
- than they can bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, however, did not have his gun when he was pinched, and therefore
- did not croak Dribben and Blum, and do the Dutch act for himself. Dribben
- and Blum are about their daily duties as thief takers, as this is read,
- while Spanish is considering nature from between the Sing Sing bars.
- Dribben and Blum say that, even if Spanish had had his guns, he would
- neither have croaked them nor come near it, and in what bluffs he put up
- to that lethal effect he was talking through his hat. For myself, I say
- nothing, neither one way nor the other, except that Dribben and Blum are
- bold and enterprising officers, and Spanish is the very heart of
- quenchless desperation.
- </p>
- <p>
- By word of my Central Office informant, Spanish has seen twenty-two years
- and wasted most of them. His people dwell somewhere in the wilds of Long
- Island, and are as respectable as folk can be on two dollars a day.
- Spanish did not live with his people, preferring the city, where he cut a
- figure in Suffolk, Norfolk, Forsyth, Hester, Grand, and other East Side
- avenues.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Spanish had a gallery number, and his picture held an
- important place in Central Office regard. It was taken out during what
- years the inadequate Bingham prevailed as Commissioner of Police. A row
- arose over a youth named Duffy, who was esteemed by an eminent Judge.
- Duffy's picture was in the gallery, and the judge demanded its removal. It
- being inconvenient to refuse the judge, young Duffy's picture was taken
- out; and since to make fish of one while making flesh of others might have
- invited invidious comment, some hundreds of pictures&mdash;among them that
- of Spanish&mdash;were removed at the same time.
- </p>
- <p>
- It pleased Spanish vastly when his mug came out of the gallery. Not that
- its presence there was calculated to hurt his standing; not but what it
- was bound to go back as a certain incident of his method of life. Its
- removal was a wound to police vanity; and, hating the police, he found joy
- in whatsoever served to wring their azure withers.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, according to the rules of Bertillon, Spanish was thumb-printed,
- mugged and measured, the police described him on their books as Pickpocket
- and Fagin. The police affirmed that he not only worked the Broadway
- rattlers in his own improper person, but&mdash;paying a compliment to his
- genius for organization&mdash;that he had drawn about himself a group of
- children and taught them to steal for his sinful use. It is no more than
- truth to say, however, that never in New York City was Spanish convicted
- as either a Fagin or a pickpocket, and the police&mdash;as he charges&mdash;may
- have given him these titles as a cover for their ignorance, which some
- insist is of as deep an indigo as the hue of their own coats.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish was about seventeen when he began making an East Side stir. He did
- not yearn to be respectable. He had borne witness to the hard working
- respectability of his father and mother, and remembered nothing as having
- come from it more than aching muscles and empty pockets. Their clothes
- were poor, their house was poor, their table poor. Why should he fret
- himself with ideals of the respectable?
- </p>
- <p>
- Work?
- </p>
- <p>
- It didn't pay.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his blood, too, flowed malignant cross-currents, which swept him
- towards idleness and all manner of violences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor did the lesson of the hour train him in selfrestraint. All over New
- York City, in Fifth Avenue, at the Five Points, the single cry was, Get
- the Money! The rich were never called upon to explain their prosperity.
- The poor were forever being asked to give some legal reason for their
- poverty. Two men in a magistrate's court are fined ten dollars each. One
- pays, and walks free; the other doesn't, and goes to the Island. Spanish
- sees, and hears, and understands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; cries he, &ldquo;that boob went to the Island not for what he did but for
- not having ten bones!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the lesson of that thunderous murmur&mdash;reaching from the Battery
- to Kingsbridge&mdash;of Get the Money! rushes upon him; and he makes up
- his mind to heed it. Also, there are uncounted scores like Spanish, and
- other uncounted scores with better coats than his, who are hearing and
- seeing and reasoning the same way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish stood but five feet three, and his place was among the
- lightweights. Such as the Dropper, who tilted the scales at 180, and whose
- name of Dropper had been conferred upon him because every time he hit a
- man he dropped him&mdash;such as Ike the Blood, as hard and heavy as the
- Dropper and whose title of the Blood had not been granted in any spirit of
- factitiousness&mdash;laughed at him. What matter that his heart was high,
- his courage proof? Physically, he could do nothing with these dangerous
- ones&mdash;as big as dangerous! And so, ferociously ready to even things
- up, he began packing a rod.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Spanish, proceeding as best he might by his dim standards, was
- struggling for gang eminence and dollars, Alma, round, dark, vivacious,
- eyes as deep and soft and black as velvet, was the unchallenged belle of
- her Williamsburg set. Days she worked as a dressmaker, without getting
- rich. Nights she went to rackets, which are dances wide open and unfenced.
- Sundays she took in picnics, or rode up and down on the trolleys&mdash;those
- touring cars of the poor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish met Alma and worshipped her, for so was the world made. Being thus
- in love, while before he, Spanish, had only needed money, now he had to
- have it. For love's price to a man is money, just as its price to a woman
- is tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Casting about for ways and means, Spanish's money-hunting eye fell upon
- Jigger. Jigger owned a stuss-house in Forsyth Street, between Hester and
- Grand. Jigger was prosperous beyond the dreams of avarice. Multitudes,
- stabbing stuss, thronged his temple of chance. As a quick, sure way to
- amass riches, Spanish decided to become Jigger's partner. Between them
- they would divide the harvest of Forsyth Street stuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- The golden beauty of the thought lit up the dark face of Spanish with a
- smile that was like a splash of vicious sunshine. Alma, in the effulgence
- of her toilets, should overpower all rivalry! At rout and racket, he,
- Spanish, would lead the hard walk with her, and she should shine out upon
- Gangland fashion like a fire in a forest.
- </p>
- <p>
- His soul having wallowed itself weary in these visions, Spanish sought
- Jigger as a step towards making the visions real. Spanish and his
- proposition met with obstruction. Jigger couldn't see it, wouldn't have
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish was neither astonished nor dismayed. He had foreseen the Jiggerian
- reluctance, and was organized to break it down. When Jigger declined his
- proffered partnership&mdash;in which he, Jigger, must furnish the capital
- while Spanish contributed only his avarice&mdash;and asked, &ldquo;Why should
- I?&rdquo; he, Spanish, was ready with an answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should you?&rdquo; and Spanish repeated Jigger's question so that his reply
- might have double force. &ldquo;Because, if you don't, I'll bump youse off.&rdquo;
- Gangland is so much like Missouri that you must always be prepared to show
- it. Gangland takes nothing on trust. And, if you try to run a bluff, it
- calls you. Spanish wore a low-browed, sullen, sour look. But he had killed
- no one, owned no dread repute, and Jigger was used to sullen, sour,
- lowbrowed looks. Thus, when Spanish spoke of bumping Jigger off, that
- courtier of fortune, full of a case-hardened scepticism, laughed low and
- long and mockingly. He told the death-threatening Spanish to come
- a-running.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish didn't come a-running, but he came much nearer it than Jigger
- liked. Crossing up with the perverse Jigger the next evening, at the
- corner of Forsyth and Grand, he opened upon that obstinate stuss dealer
- with a Colt's-38. Jigger managed to escape, but little Sadie Rotin, <i>otat</i>
- eight, was killed. Jigger, who was unarmed, could not return the fire.
- Spanish, confused and flurried, doubtless, by the poor result of his
- gun-play, betook himself to flight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police did not get Spanish; but in Gangland the incident did him
- little good. At the Ajax Club, and in other places where the best blood of
- the gangs was wont to unbuckle and give opinions, such sentiment-makers as
- the Dropper, Ike the Blood, Kid Kleiney, Little Beno, Fritzie Rice, Kid
- Strauss, the Humble Dutchman, Zamo, and the Irish Wop, held but one view.
- Such slovenly work was without precedent as without apology. To miss
- Jigger aroused ridicule. But to go farther, and kill a child playing in
- the street, spelled bald disgrace. Thereafter no self-respecting lady
- would drink with Spanish, no gentleman of gang position would return his
- nod. He would be given the frozen face at the rackets, the icy eye in the
- streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- To be sure, his few friends, contending feebly, insisted that it wasn't
- Spanish who had killed the little Rotin girl. When Spanish cracked off his
- rod at Jigger, others had caught the spirit. A half dozen guns&mdash;they
- said&mdash;had been set blazing; and it was some unknown practitioner who
- had shot down the little Rotin girl. What were the heart-feelings of
- father and mother Rotin, to see their baby killed, did not appeal as a
- question to either the friends or foes of Spanish. Gangland is interested
- only in dollars or war.
- </p>
- <p>
- That contention of his friends did not restore Spanish in the general
- estimation. All must confess that at least he had missed Jigger. And
- Jigger without a rod! It crowded hard upon the unbelievable, and could be
- accounted for only upon the assumption that Spanish was rattled, which is
- worse than being scared. Mere fear might mean no more than an excess of
- prudence. To get rattled, everywhere and under all conditions, is the mean
- sure mark of weakness.
- </p>
- <p>
- While discussion, like a pendulum, went swinging to and fro, Spanish&mdash;possibly
- a-smart from what biting things were being said in his disfavor&mdash;came
- to town, and grievously albeit casually shot an unknown. Following which
- feat he again disappeared. None knew where he had gone. His whereabouts
- was as much a mystery as the identity of the unknown whom he had shot, or
- the reason he had shot him. These two latter questions are still borne as
- puzzles upon the ridge of gang conjecture.
- </p>
- <p>
- That this time he had hit his man, however, lifted Spanish somewhat from
- out those lower reputational depths into which missing Jigger had cast
- him. The unknown, to be sure, did not die; the hospital books showed that.
- But he had stopped a bullet. Which last proved that Spanish wasn't always
- rattled when he pulled a gun. The incident, all things considered, became
- a trellis upon which the reputation of Spanish, before so prone and
- hopeless, began a little to climb.
- </p>
- <p>
- The strenuous life doesn't always blossom and bear good fruit. Balked in
- his intended partnership with Jigger, and subsequently missing Jigger&mdash;to
- say nothing of the business of the little Rotin girl, dead and down under
- the grass roots&mdash;Spanish not only failed to Get the Money! but
- succeeded in driving himself out of town. Many and vain were the gang
- guesses concerning him. Some said he was in Detroit, giving professional
- aid to a gifted booster. The latter was of the feminine gender, and, aside
- from her admitted genius for shoplifting, was acclaimed the quickest hand
- with a hanger&mdash;by which you are to understand that outside pendant
- purse wherewith women equip themselves as they go forth to shop&mdash;of
- all the gon-molls between the two oceans. Others insisted that Spanish was
- in Baltimore, and had joined out with a mob of poke-getters. The great,
- the disastrous thing, however&mdash;and to this all Gangland agreed&mdash;was
- that he had so bungled his destinies as to put himself out of New York.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Detroit! Baltimore!&rdquo; exclaimed the Dropper. &ldquo;W'y, it's woise'n bein' in
- stir! A guy might as well be doin' time as live in them burgs!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper, in his iron-fisted way, was sincere in what he said. Later,
- he himself was given eighteen spaces in Sing Sing, which exile he might
- have missed had he fled New York in time. But he couldn't, and didn't. And
- so the Central Office got him, the District Attorney prosecuted him, the
- jury convicted him, and the judge sentenced him to that long captivity.
- Living in New York is not a preference, but an appetite&mdash;like
- drinking whiskey&mdash;and the Dropper had acquired the habit.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was the Dropper settled for?
- </p>
- <p>
- Robbery.
- </p>
- <p>
- It's too long to tell here, however, besides being another story. Some
- other day I may give it to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, having abandoned New York, could no longer bear Alma loving
- company at picnic, rout and racket. What was Alma to do? She lived for
- routs, reveled in rackets, joyed in picnics. Must these delights be swept
- away? She couldn't go alone&mdash;it was too expensive. Besides, it would
- evince a lack of class.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma, as proud and as wedded to her social position as any silken member
- of the Purple and Fine Linen Gang that ever rolled down Fifth Avenue in
- her brougham, revolved these matters upon her wheel of thought. Also, she
- came to conclusions. She, an admitted belle, could not consent to social
- obliteration. Spanish had fled; she worshipped his black eyes, his high
- courage; she would keep a heart-corner vacant for him in case he came
- back. Pending his return, however, she would go into society; and, for
- those reasons of expense and class and form, she would not go alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma submitted her position to a beribboned jury of her peers. Their
- judgment ran abreast of her own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A goil would be a mutt,&rdquo; they said, &ldquo;to stay cocked up at home. An' yet a
- goil couldn't go chasin' around be her lonesome. Alma&rdquo;&mdash;this was
- their final word&mdash;&ldquo;you must cop off another steady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what would Johnny say?&rdquo; asked Alma; for she couldn't keep her
- thoughts off Spanish, of whom she stood a little bit in fear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Johnny's beat it, ain't he?&rdquo; returned the advisory jury of friends.
- &ldquo;There ain't no kick comin' to a guy what's beat it. He ain't no longer in
- th' picture.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma, thus free to pick and choose by virtue of the absence of Spanish,
- picked the Dropper. The latter chieftain was flattered. Taking Alma
- proudly yet tenderly under his mighty arm, he led her to suppers such as
- she had never eaten, bought her drinks such as she had never tasted,
- revolved with her at rackets where tickets were a dollar a throw, the
- orchestra seven pieces, and the floor shone like glass. It was a cut or
- two above anything that Spanish had given her, and Alma, who thought it
- going some, failed not to say so.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma was proud of the Dropper; the Dropper was proud of her. She told her
- friends of the money he spent; and the friends warmed the cockles of her
- little heart by shrilly exclaiming at pleasant intervals:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he th' swell guy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Betcher boots he's th' swell guy,&rdquo; Alma would rejoin; &ldquo;an' he's got money
- to boin a wet dog! Th' only t'ing that worries me,&rdquo; Alma would conclude,
- &ldquo;is Johnny. S'ppose he blows in some day, an' lays for th' Dropper?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop,&rdquo; the friends would consolingly
- return. &ldquo;He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny
- Spanish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Round Back Rangers&mdash;it was, I think, the Round Backs&mdash;gave
- an outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were
- in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden
- horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to the
- banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always
- interesting, sometimes educational.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a
- crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for his
- slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the common
- curse of every age.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse know about it?&rdquo; sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman, who
- envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do I know about it?&rdquo; came heatedly from Slimmy. &ldquo;Do youse think I
- ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up for
- four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th' warden if
- I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's always been
- crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even if he don't go
- 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere away in his make-up
- that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's different from him he
- figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out crusadin'. In th' old days
- it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys. Now it's rum, or racin', or
- Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let a community get the crusade
- bug, an' something's got to go. There's a village over in Joisey, an,'
- there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills to get busy wit', they ups an'
- bounces an old geezer out of th' only church in town for pitchin'
- horse-shoes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about them Paynims, Slimmy?&rdquo; urged Alma.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's hundreds of years ago,&rdquo; Slimmy resumed. &ldquo;Th' Paynims hung out in
- Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on 'em;
- an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd flare
- up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in France, an'
- th' other lads wit' crowns.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine.
- D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork;
- they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee;
- they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money,
- marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our
- gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Philip an' the other crowned lads at this would agree wit' Richard. 'Them
- Paynims is certainly th' worst ever!' they'd say; an' one woid'd borry
- another, until the crusade is on. Some afternoon you'd hear the newsies in
- th' streets yellin', 'Wux-try!' an' there it'd be in big black type,
- 'Richard, Philip an' their gallant bands of Strong-Arms have landed in
- Palestine.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' then w'at, Slimmy?&rdquo; cooed Alma, who hung on every word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As far as I can see, th' Christians always had it on th' Paynims, always
- had 'em shaded, when it comes to a scrap. Th' Christian lads had th'
- punch; an' th' Paynims must have been wise to it; for no sooner would
- Richard, Philip an' their roly-boly boys hit th' dock, than th' Paynims
- would take it on th' run for th' hills. Their mullahs would try to rally
- 'em, be tellin' 'em that whoever got downed fightin' Christians, the
- prophet would punch his ticket through for paradise direct, an' no
- stop-overs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That's all right about the prophet!' they'd say, givin' th' mullahs th'
- laugh. An' then they'd beat it for th' next ridge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them Paynims must have been a bunch of dead ones,&rdquo; commented the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not bein' able to get on a match,&rdquo; continued Slimmy, without heeding the
- Dropper, &ldquo;th' Paynims declinin' their game, th' Christian hosts would
- rough house th' country generally, an' in a way of speakin' stand th' Holy
- Land on its head. Do what they would, however, they couldn't coax th'
- Paynims into th' ring wit' 'em; an' so after a while they decides that
- Palestine's th' bummest place they'd ever struck. Mebby, too, they'd begin
- havin' woid from home that their wives was gettin' a little gay, or their
- kids was goin' round marryin' th' kids of their enemies, an' that one way
- an' another their domestic affairs was on th' fritz. At this, Richard'd go
- loafin' over to Philip's tent, an' say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Philly, me boy, I don't know how this crusade strikes youse, but if I'm
- any judge of these great moral movements, it's on th' blink. An' so,' he'd
- go on, 'Philly, it's me for Merrie England be th' night boat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit' that, they'd break for home; an', when they got there, they'd mebby
- hand out a taste of th' strap to mamma an' th' babies, just to teach 'em
- not to go runnin' out of form th' next time father's far away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Youse don't bank much on crusades, Slimmy?&rdquo; Ike the Blood said.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Blood had more than a passing interest in the movement, mention of
- which had started the discussion, being himself a part proprietor in one
- of those threatened Raines Law Hotels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Blood,&rdquo; observed Slimmy, oracularly, &ldquo;them moral movements is like a
- hornet; they stings onct an' then they dies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma's attention was drawn to Mollie Squint&mdash;so called because of an
- optical slant which gave her a vague though piquant look. Mollie Squint
- was motioning from the outskirts of the little group. Alma pointed to the
- Dropper. Should she bring him? Mollie Squint shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving the Dropper, Alma joined Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Johnny,&rdquo; gasped Mollie Squint. &ldquo;He wants you; he's over be that
- bunch of trees.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma hung back; some impression of peril seized her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better go,&rdquo; whispered Mollie Squint. &ldquo;He's onto you an' the Dropper, an'
- if you don't go he'll come lookin' for you. Then him an' the Dropper'll go
- to th' mat wit' each other, an' have it awful. Give Johnny one of your
- soft talks, an' mebby youse can smooth him down. Stall him off be tellin'
- him you'll see him to-night at Ding Dong's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mollie Squint's advice seemed good, and as the lesser of two evils Alma
- decided to go. Mollie Squint did not accompany her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell th' Dropper I'll be back in a moment,&rdquo; said Alma to Mollie Squint,
- &ldquo;an' don't wise him up about Johnny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma met Spanish at the far corner of the clump of trees. There was no
- talk, no time for talk. They were all alone. As she drew near, he pulled a
- pistol and shot her through and through the body.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma's moaning cry was heard by the Dropper&mdash;that, and the sound of
- the shot. When the Dropper reached her, she was lying senseless in the
- shadow of the trees&mdash;a patch of white and red against the green of
- the grass. Spanish was nowhere in sight..
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma was carried to the hospital, and revived. But she would say nothing,
- give no names&mdash;staunch to the spirit of the Gangs. Only she whispered
- feebly to Mollie Squint, when the Dropper had been sent away by the
- doctors:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Johnny must have loved me a lot to shoot me up like he did. A guy has got
- to love a goil good and plenty before he'll try to cook her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse tell th' hospital croakers his name?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course not! I never squealed to nobody. Do youse think I'd put poor
- Johnny in wrong?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I won't,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- An attendant told Mollie Squint that she must go; certain surgeons had
- begun to assemble. Mollie Squint, tears falling, kissed Alma good-by.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give Johnny all me love,&rdquo; whispered Alma. &ldquo;Tell him I'm no snitch; I'll
- stick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper did not have to be told whose bullet had struck down his star,
- his Alma. That night, Kid Kleiney with him, he went looking for Spanish.
- The latter, as jealous as Satan, was looking for the Dropper. Of the two,
- Spanish must have conducted his hunting with the greater circumspection or
- the greater luck; for about eleven of the clock he crept up behind the
- Dropper, as the latter and Kid Kleiney were walking in East Broadway, and
- planted a bullet in his neck. Kid Kleiney 'bout faced at the crack of the
- pistol, and was in fortunate time to stop Spanish's second bullet with one
- of the big buttons on his coat. Kid Kleiney fell by the side of the
- wounded Dropper, jarred off his feet by the shock.' He was able, however,
- when the police came up, to help place the Dropper in an ambulance.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish?
- </p>
- <p>
- Vanished&mdash;as usual.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police could get no line on him, did get no line on him, until months
- later, when, as related&mdash;the Dropper having been lagged for robbery,
- and safely caged&mdash;he came back to stick up the joint of Mersher the
- Strong-Arm, and be arrested by Dribben and Blum.
- </p>
- <p>
- The baby and I met casually in a Williamsburg street, where Alma had
- brought it to take the air, which was bad. Alma was thin-faced,
- hollow-eyed, but I could see that she had been pretty. She said she was
- twenty and the baby less than a year, and I think she told the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- No one among Alma's friends finds fault with either the baby or herself,
- although both are without defence by the canons of high morality. There is
- warmth in the world; and, after all, the case of Alma and the baby is not
- so much beyond the common, except as to the baby's advent, which was
- dramatic and after the manner of Cæsar.
- </p>
- <p>
- Folk say the affair reflects illustriously upon the hospital. Also, what
- surgeons officiated are inclined to plume themselves; for have not Alma
- and the baby lived? I confess that those boastful scientists are not
- wanting in excuse for strutting, although they ought, perhaps, in honor,
- to divide credit with Alma and the baby as being hard to kill.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is not an ugly baby as babies go. Not that I pretend to be a judge. As
- I paused by its battered perambulator, it held up a rose-leaf hand, as
- though inviting me to look; and I looked. The little claw possessed but
- three talons; the first two fingers had been shot away. When I asked how,
- Alma lowered her head sadly, saying nothing. It would have been foolish to
- ask the baby. It couldn't talk. Moreover, since the fingers were shot away
- before it was born, it could possess no clear memory as to details.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is a healthy baby. Alma loves it dearly, and can be depended upon to
- give it every care. That is, she can be if she lives; and on that head her
- worn thinness alarms her friends, who wish she were fatter. Some say her
- thinness is the work of the bullet. Others believe that a sorrow is
- sapping her heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- III.&mdash;HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he Bottler was
- round, inoffensive, well-dressed, affable. He was also generous, as the
- East Side employs the term. Any one could touch him for a quarter upon a
- plea of beef stew, and if plaintively a bed were mentioned, for as much as
- fifty cents. For the Bottler was a money-maker, and had Suffolk Street
- position as among its richest capitalists.
- </p>
- <p>
- What bridge whist is to Fifth Avenue so is stuss to the East Side. No one
- save the dealer wins at stuss, and yet the device possesses an alluring
- feature. When the victim gets up from the table, the bank under the
- descriptive of viggresh returns him one-tenth of his losings. No one ever
- leaves a stuss game broke, and that final ray of sure sunshine forms
- indubitably the strong attraction. Stuss licks up as with a tongue of fire
- a round full fifth of all the East Side earns, and to viggresh should be
- given the black glory thereof.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler owned talents to make money. Morally careless, liking the easy
- way, with, over all, that bent for speculation which sets some folk to
- dealing in stocks and others to dealing cards, those moneymaking talents
- found expression in stuss. Not that the Bottler was so weak-minded as to
- buck the game. Wise, prudent, solvent, he went the other way about it, his
- theater of operations being 135 Suffolk. Also, expanding liberally, the
- Bottler endowed his victims, as&mdash;stripped of their last dollar&mdash;they
- shoved back their hopeless chairs, with not ten, but fifteen per cent, of
- what sums they had changed in. This rendered 135 Suffolk a most popular
- resort, and the foolish stood four deep about the Bottler's tables every
- night in the week.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler lacked utterly the war-heart, and was in no wise a fighter. He
- had the brawn, but not the soul, and this heart-sallowness would have
- threatened his standing save for those easy generosities. Gangland is not
- dull, and will overlook even a want of courage in one who, for bed and
- beef stews, freely places his purse at its disposal.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are two great gangs on the East Side. These are the Five Points and
- the Monk Eastmans. There are smaller gangs, but each owes allegiance to
- either the one or the other of the two great gangs, and fights round its
- standard in event of general gang war.
- </p>
- <p>
- There is danger in belonging to either of these gangs. But there is
- greater danger in not. I speak of folk of the Bottler's ways and walks.
- The Five Points and Eastmans are at feud with one another, and the fires
- of their warfare are never permitted to die out. Membership in one means
- that it will buckler you against the other while you live, and avenge you
- should you fall. Membership in neither means that you will be raided and
- rough-housed and robbed by both.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler's stuss house was&mdash;like every other of its kind&mdash;a
- Castle Dangerous. To the end that the peril of his days and nights be
- reduced to minimum, he united himself with the Five Points. True, he could
- not be counted upon as a <i>shtocker</i> or strong-arm; but he had money
- and would part with it, and gang war like all war demands treasure. Bonds
- must be given; fines paid; the Bottler would have his uses. Wherefore the
- Five Points opened their arms and their hearts to receive him.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Eastmans had suffered a disorganizing setback when the chief, who gave
- the sept its name, went up the river for ten years. On the heels of that
- sorrowful retirement, it became a case of York and Lancaster; two
- claimants for the throne stood forth. These were Ritchie Fitzpatrick and
- Kid Twist, both valorous, both with reputations of having killed, both
- with clouds of followers at their backs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, in whom abode the rudiments of a savage diplomacy, proposed a
- conference. Fitzpatrick at that conference was shot to death, and Kid
- Dahl, a near friend of Twist, stood for the collar. Dahl was thus
- complacent because Fitzpatrick had not died by his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police, the gangs and the politicians are not without a sinister
- wisdom. When life has been taken, and to punish the slayer would be an
- inconvenience, some one who didn't do the killing submits to arrest. This
- covers the retreat of the guilty. Also, the public is appeased. Later,
- when the public's memory sleeps, the arrested one&mdash;for lack of
- evidence&mdash;is set at liberty.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Fitzpatrick was killed, to clear the path to gang leadership before
- the aspiring feet of Twist, the police took Dahl, who all but volunteered
- for the sacrifice. Dahl went smilingly to jail, while the real murderer of
- Fitzpatrick attended that dead personage's wake, and later appeared at the
- funeral. This last, however, by the nicer tastes of Gangland, was
- complained of as bordering upon vulgarity.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fitzpatrick was buried with a lily in his hand, and Twist was hailed chief
- of the Eastmans. Dahl remained in the Tombs a reasonable number of weeks,
- and then resumed his position in society. It was but natural, and to the
- glory of stumbling human nature, that Dahl should dwell warmly in the
- grateful regard of Twist.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, now chief of the Eastmans, cast about to establish Dahl. There was
- the Bottler, with his stuss Golconda in Suffolk Street. Were not his
- affiliations with the Five Points? Was he not therefore the enemy? The
- Bottler was an Egyptian, and Twist resolved to spoil him in the interest
- of Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, with Dahl, waited upon the Bottler. Argument was short and to the
- point. Said Twist: &ldquo;Bottler, the Kid&rdquo;&mdash;indicating the expectant Dahl&mdash;&ldquo;is
- in wit' your stuss graft from now on. It's to be an even break.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The news almost checked the beating of the Bottler's heart. Not that he
- was astonished. What the puissant Twist proposed was a commonest step in
- Gangland commerce&mdash;Gangland, where the Scotch proverb of &ldquo;Take what
- you may; keep what you can!&rdquo; retains a pristine force. For all that, the
- Bottler felt dismay. The more since he had hoped that his hooking up with
- the Five Points would have kept him against such rapine.
- </p>
- <p>
- Following the Twist fulmination, the Bottler stood wrapped in thought. The
- dangerous chief of the Eastmans lit a cigar and waited. The poor Bottler's
- cogitations ran off in this manner. Twist had killed six men. Also, he had
- spared no pains in carrying out those homicides, and could laugh at the
- law, which his prudence left bankrupt of evidence. Dahl, too, possessed a
- past as red as Twist's. Both could be relied upon to kill. To refuse Dahl
- as a partner spelled death. To acquiesce called for half his profits. His
- friends of the Five Points, to be sure, could come at his call. That,
- however, would not save his game and might not save his life. Twist's
- demand showed that he had resolved, so far as he, the Bottler, was
- concerned, to rule or ruin. The latter was easy. Any dozen of the
- Eastmans, picking some unguarded night, could fall upon his establishment,
- confiscate his bankroll, and pitch both him and his belongings into the
- street. The Five Points couldn't be forever at his threatened elbow. They
- would avenge him, certainly; but vengeance, however sweet, comes always
- over-late, and possesses besides no value in dollars and cents. Thus
- reasoned the Bottler, while Twist frowningly paused. The finish came when,
- with a sickly smile, the Bottler bowed to the inevitable and accepted
- Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- All Suffolk Street, to say nothing of the thoroughfares roundabout, knew
- what had taken place. The event and the method thereof did not provoke the
- shrugging of a shoulder, the arching of a brow. What should there be in
- the usual to invite amazement?
- </p>
- <p>
- For six weeks the Bottler and Dahl settled up, fifty-and-fifty, with the
- close of each stuss day. Then came a fresh surprise. Dahl presented his
- friend, the Nailer, to the Bottler with this terse remark:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bottler, youse can beat it. The Nailer is goin' to be me partner now.
- Which lets you out, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler was at bay. He owned no stomach for battle, but the sentiment
- of desperation, which the announcement of Dahl provoked, drove him to make
- a stand. To lose one-half had been bad. To lose all&mdash;to be wholly
- wiped out in the annals of Suffolk Street stuss&mdash;was more than even
- his meekness might bear. No, the Bottler did not dream of going to the
- police. That would have been to squeal; and even his friends of the Five
- Points had only faces of flint for such tactics of disgrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- The harassed Bottler barred his doors against Dahl. He would defend his
- castle, and get word to the Five Points. The Bottler's doors having been
- barred, Dahl for his side at once instituted a siege, despatching the
- Nailer, meanwhile, to the nearest knot of Eastmans to bring
- reinforcements.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this crisis O'Farrell of the Central Office strolled into the equation.
- He himself was hunting a loft-worker; of more than common industry, and
- had no thought of either the Bottler or Dahl. Happening, however, upon a
- situation, whereof the elemental features were Dahl outside with a gun and
- the Bottler inside with a gun, he so far recalled his oath of office as to
- interfere.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better an egg to-day than a hen to-morrow,&rdquo; philosophized O'Farrell, and
- putting aside for the moment his search for the loft-worker, he devoted
- himself to the Bottler and Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- With the sure instinct of his Mulberry Street caste, O'Farrell opened
- negotiations with Dahl. He knew the latter to be the dangerous angle, and
- began by placing the muzzle of his own pistol against that marauder's
- back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make a move,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and I'll shoot you in two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The sophisticated Dahl, realizing fate, moved not, and with that the
- painstaking O'Farrell collected his armament.
- </p>
- <p>
- Next the Bottler was ordered to come forth. The Bottler obeyed in a sweat
- and a tremble. He surrendered his pistol at word of the law, and O'Farrell
- led both off to jail. The two were charged with Disturbance.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the station house, and on the way, Dahl ceased not to threaten the
- Bottler's life.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This pinch'll cost a fine of five dollars,&rdquo; said Dahl, glaring round
- O'Farrell at the shaking Bottler. &ldquo;I'll pay it, an' then I'll get square
- wit' youse. Once we're footloose, you won't last as long as a drink of
- whiskey!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The judge yawningly listened, while O'Farrell told his tale of that
- disturbance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five an' costs!&rdquo; quoth the judge, and called the next case.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler returned to Suffolk Street, Dahl sought Twist, while O'Farrell
- again took the trail of the loft-worker.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dahl talked things over with Twist. There was but one way: the Bottler
- must die. Anything short 'of blood would unsettle popular respect for
- Twist, and without that his leadership of the Eastmans was a farce.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler's killing, however, must be managed with a decent care for the
- conventionalities. For either Twist or Dahl to walk in upon that offender
- and shoot him to death, while feasible, would be foolish. The coarse
- extravagance of such a piece of work would serve only to pile needless
- difficulties in the pathway of what politicians must come to the rescue.
- It was impertinences of that character which had sent Monk Eastman to Sing
- Sing. Eastman had so far failed as to the proprieties, when as a
- supplement to highway robbery he emptied his six-shooter up and down
- Forty-second Street, that the politicians could not save him without
- burning their fingers. And so they let him go. Twist had justified the
- course of the politicians upon that occasion. He would not now, by lack of
- caution and a reasonable finesse, force them into similar peril. They must
- and would defend him; but it was not for him to render their labors too
- up-hill and too hard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist sent to Williamsburg for his friend and ally, Cyclone Louie. The
- latter was a bull-necked, highly muscled individual, who was a
- professional strong man&mdash;so far as he was professionally anything&mdash;and
- earned occasional side-show money at Coney Island by bending iron bars
- about his neck and twisting pokers into corkscrews about his brawny arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie, Twist and Dahl went into council over mutual beer, and Twist
- explained the imperative call for the Bottler's extermination. Also, he
- laid bare the delicate position of both himself and Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- In country regions neighbors aid one another in bearing the burdens of an
- agricultural day by changing work. The custom is not without what one
- might call gang imitation and respect. Only in the gang instance the work
- is not innocent, but bloody. Louie, having an appreciation of what was due
- a friend, could not do less than come to the relief of Twist and Dahl.
- Were positions reversed, would they not journey to Williamsburg and do as
- much for him? Louie did not hesitate, but placed himself at the disposal
- of Twist and Dahl. The Bottler should die; he, Louie, would see to that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, replying, felt that the thing should be done at once, and mentioned
- the following evening, nine o'clock. The place should be the Bottler's
- establishment in Suffolk Street. Louie, of whom the Bottler was unafraid
- and ignorant, should experience no difficulty in approaching his man.
- There would be others present; but, practiced in gang moralities, slaves
- to gang etiquette, no one would open his mouth. Or, if he did, it would be
- only to pour forth perjuries, and say that he had seen nothing, heard
- nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having adjusted details, Louie, Twist and Dahl compared watches. Watches?
- Certainly. Louie, Twist and Dahl were all most fashionably attired and&mdash;as
- became members of a gang nobility&mdash;singularly full and accurate in
- the important element of a front, <i>videlicet</i>, that list of personal
- adornments which included scarf pin, ring and watch. Louie, Dahl and Twist
- saw to it that their timepieces agreed. This was so that Dahl and Twist
- might arrange their alibis.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the next evening. At 8.55 o'clock Twist was obtrusively in the
- Delancey Street police station, wrangling with the desk sergeant over the
- release of a follower who had carefully brought about his own arrest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; urged Twist to the sergeant, &ldquo;it's next to nine o'clock now. Fix
- up the bond; I've got a date over in East Broadway at nine-thirty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While Twist stood thus enforcing his whereabouts and the hour upon the
- attention of the desk sergeant, Dahl was eating a beefsteak in a Houston
- street restaurant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What time have youse got?&rdquo; demanded Dahl of the German who kept the
- place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five minutes to nine,&rdquo; returned the German, glancing up at the clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, t'aint no such time as that,&rdquo; retorted Dahl peevishly. &ldquo;That clock's
- drunk! Call up the telephone people, and find out for sure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The 'phone people say it's nine o'clock,&rdquo; reported the German, hanging up
- the receiver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hully gee! I didn't think it was more'n halfpast eight!&rdquo; and Dahl looked
- virtuously corrected.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these fragments of talk were taking place, the Bottler was attending
- to his stuss interests. He looked pale and frightened, and his hunted eyes
- roved here and there. Five minutes went by. The clock pointed to nine. A
- slouch-hat stranger entered. As the clock struck the hour, he placed the
- muzzle of a pistol against the Bottler's breast, and fired twice. Both
- bullets pierced the heart, and the Bottler fell&mdash;dead without a word.
- There were twenty people in the room. When the police arrived they found
- only the dead Bottler.
- </p>
- <p>
- O'Farrell recalled those trade differences which had culminated in the
- charge of disturbance, and arrested Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You ain't got me right,&rdquo; scoffed Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- And O'Farrell hadn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- There came the inquest, and Dahl was set free. The Bottler was buried, and
- Twist and Dahl sent flowers and rode to the grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- The law slept, a bat-eyed constabulary went its way, but the gangs knew.
- In the whispered gossip of Gangland every step of the Bottler's murder was
- talked over and remembered. He must have been minus ears and eyes and
- understanding who did not know the story. The glance of Gangland turned
- towards the Five Points. What would be their action? They were bound to
- avenge. If not for the Bottler's sake, then for their own. For the Bottler
- had been under the shadow of their protection, and gang honor was
- involved. On the Five Points' part there was no stumbling of the spirit.
- For the death of the Bottler the Five Points would exact the penalty of
- blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Distinguished among the chivalry of the Five Points was Kid Pioggi. Only a
- paucity of years&mdash;he was under eighteen&mdash;withheld Pioggi from
- topmost honors. Pioggi was not specifically assigned to avenge the
- departed Bottler. Ambitious and gallantly anxious of advancement, however,
- he of his own motion carried the enterprise in the stomach of his
- thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- The winter's snow melted into spring, spring lapsed into early summer. It
- was a brilliant evening, and Pioggi was disporting himself at Coney
- Island. Also Twist and Cyclone Louie, following some plan of relaxation,
- were themselves at Coney Island.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi had seated himself at a beer table in Ding Dong's. Twist and Louie
- came in. Pioggi, being of the Five Points, was recognized as a foe by
- Twisty who lost no time in mentioning it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in a facetious mood, and by way of expressing his contempt for that
- gentleman, Twist made Pioggi jump out of the window. It was no distance to
- the ground, and no physical harm could come. But to be compelled to leave
- Ding Dong's by way of the window, rubbed wrongwise the fur of Pioggi's
- feelings. To jump from a window stamps one with disgrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist and Louie&mdash;burly, muscular, strong as horses&mdash;were adepts
- of rough-and-tumble. Pioggi, little, light and weak, knew that any thought
- of physical conflict would have been preposterous. And yet he was no one
- to sit quietly down with his humiliation. That flight from Ding Dong's
- window would be on every tongue in Gangland. The name of Pioggi would
- become a scorning; the tale would stain the Pioggi fame.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie and Twist sat down at the table in Ding Dong's, from which Pioggi
- had been driven, and demanded refreshment in the guise of wine. Pioggi,
- rage-swollen as to heart, busied himself at a nearby telephone. Pioggi got
- the ear of a Higher Influence of his clan. He told of his abrupt dismissal
- from Ding Dong's, and the then presence of Louie and Twist. The Higher
- Influence instructed Pioggi to keep the two in sight. The very flower of
- the Five Points should be at Coney Island as fast as trolley cars could
- carry them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tail 'em,&rdquo; said the Higher Influence, referring to Twist and Louie; &ldquo;an'
- when the fleet gets there go in wit' your cannisters an' bump 'em off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While waiting the advent of his promised forces, Pioggi, maintaining the
- while an eye on Twist and Louie to the end that they escape not and
- disappear, made arrangements for a getaway. He established a coupé, a fast
- horse between the shafts and a personal friend on the box, where he,
- Pioggi, could find it when his work was done.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the time this was accomplished, Pioggi's recruits had put in an
- appearance. They did not descend upon Coney Island in a body, with savage
- uproar and loud cries. Much too military were they for that. Rather they
- seemed to ooze into position around Pioggi, and they could not have made
- less noise had they been so many ghosts.
- </p>
- <p>
- The campaign was soon laid out. Louie and Twist still sat over their wine
- at Ding Dong's. Now and then they laughed, as though recalling the
- ignominious exit of Pioggi. Means must be employed to draw them into the
- street. That accomplished, the Five Points' Danites were to drift up
- behind them, and at a signal from Pioggi, empty their pistols into their
- backs. Pioggi would fire a bullet into Twist; that was to be the signal.
- As Pioggi whispered his instructions, there shone a licking eagerness in
- the faces of those who listened. Nothing so exalts the gangster like blood
- in anticipation; nothing so pleases him as to shoot from behind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi pitched upon one whose name and face were unknown to Twist and
- Louie. The unknown would be the bearer of a blind message&mdash;it
- purported to come from a dancer in one of the cheap theaters of the place&mdash;calculated
- to bring forth Twist and Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stall 'em up this way,&rdquo; said Pioggi, indicating a spot within touching
- distance of that coupé. &ldquo;It's here we'll put 'em over the jump.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The place pitched upon for the killing was crowded with people. It was
- this very thronged condition which had led to its selection. The crowd
- would serve as a cover to Five Points operations. It would prevent a
- premature recognition of their assailants by Twist and Louie; it would
- screen the slayers from identification by casual citizens looking on.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi's messenger did well his work, and Twist and Louie moved
- magnificently albeit unsteadily into the open. They were sweeping the walk
- clear of lesser mortals, when the voice of Pioggi arrested their
- attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, there, Twist; look here!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The voice came from the rear and to the right; Pioggi's position was one
- calculated to place the enemy at a double disadvantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist turned his head. A bullet struck him above the eye! He staggered!
- The lead came in a storm! Twist went down; Louie fell across him! There
- were twelve bullets in Twist and eight in Louie. The coroner said that
- they were the deadest people of whom he owned official recollection.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the forethoughtful Pioggi was dashing away in his coupé, a policeman
- gave chase. Pioggi drove a bullet through the helmet of the law. It
- stopped pursuit; but Gangland has ever held that the shot was an error. A
- little lower, and the policeman would have been killed. Also, the death of
- a policeman is apt to entail consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi went into hiding in Greenwich, where the Five Points had a
- hold-out. There were pullings and haulings and whisperings in dark
- political corners. When conditions had been whispered and hauled and
- pulled into shape satisfactory, Pioggi sent word to a favorite officer to
- come and arrest him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi explained to the court that his life had been threatened; he had
- shot only that he himself might live. His age was seventeen. Likewise
- there had been no public loss; the going of Twist and Louie had but raised
- the average of all respectability. The court pondered the business, and
- decided that justice would be fulfilled by sentencing Pioggi to the Elmira
- Reformatory.
- </p>
- <p>
- The best fashion of the Five Points visited Pioggi in the Tombs on the
- morning of his departure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's only thirteen months, Kid,&rdquo; came encouragingly from one. &ldquo;You won't
- mind it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mind it!&rdquo; responded Pioggi, in disdain of the worst that Elmira might
- hold for him; &ldquo;mind it! I could do it standin' on me head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- IV.&mdash;IKE THE BLOOD
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>henever the police
- were driven to deal with him officially, he called himself Charles Livin,
- albeit the opinion prevailed at headquarters that in thus spelling it, he
- left off a final ski. The police, in the wantonness of their ignorance,
- described him on their books as a burglar. This was foolishly wide. He
- should have been listed as a simple Strong-Arm, whose methods of divorcing
- other people from their money, while effective, were coarse. Also, it is
- perhaps proper to mention that his gallery number at the Central Office
- was 10,394.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was during the supremacy of Monk Eastman that he broke out, and he had
- just passed his seventeenth birthday. Being out, he at once attached
- himself to the gang-fortunes of that chief; and it became no more than a
- question of weeks before his vast physical strength, the energy of his
- courage and a native ferocity of soul, won him his proud war-name of Ike
- the Blood. Compared with the herd about him, in what stark elements made
- the gangster important in his world, he shone out upon the eyes of folk
- like stars of a clear cold night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood looked up to his chief, Monk Eastman, as sailors look up to
- the North Star, and it wrung his soul sorely when that gang captain went
- to Sing Sing. In the war over the succession and the baton of gang
- command, waged between Ritchie Fitzpatrick and Kid Twist, Ike the Blood
- was compelled to stand neutral. Powerless to take either side, liking both
- ambitious ones, the trusted friend of both, his hands were tied; and later&mdash;first
- Fitzpatrick and then Twist&mdash;he followed both to the grave, sorrow not
- only on his lips but in his heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was one recent August day that I was granted an introduction to Ike the
- Blood. I was in the company of an intimate friend of mine&mdash;he holds
- high Central Office position in the police economy of New York. We were
- walking in Henry Street, in the near vicinity of that vigorous
- organization, the Ajax Club&mdash;so called, I take it, because its
- members are forever defying the lightnings of the law. My Central Office
- friend had mentioned Ike the Blood, speaking of him as a guiding light to
- such difficult ones as Little Karl, Whitey Louie, Benny Weiss, Kid
- Neumann, Tomahawk, Fritzie Rice, Dagley and the Lobster.
- </p>
- <p>
- Even as the names were in his mouth, his keen Central Office glance went
- roving through the open doorway of a grogshop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Ike the Blood now,&rdquo; said he, and tossed a thumb, which had
- assisted in necking many a malefactor with tastes to be violent, towards
- the grogshop.
- </p>
- <p>
- Since to consider such pillars of East Side Society was the great reason
- of my ramble, we entered the place. Ike the Blood was sitting in state at
- a table to the rear of the unclean bar, a dozen of his immediate followers&mdash;in
- the politics of gang life these formed a minor order of nobility&mdash;with
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being addressed by my friend, he arose and joined us; none the less he
- seemed reticent and a bit disturbed. This was due to the official
- character of my friend, plus the fact that the jealous eyes of those
- others were upon him. It is no advantage to a leader, like Ike the Blood,
- to be seen in converse with a detective. Should one of his adherents be
- arrested within a day or a week, the arrested one reverts to that
- conversation, and imagines vain things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take a walk with us, Ike,&rdquo; said my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood was obviously reluctant. Sinking his voice, and giving a
- glance over his shoulder at his myrmidons&mdash;not ten feet away, and
- every eye upon him&mdash;he remonstrated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, I don't want to leave th' push settin' here, to go chasin' off wit'
- a bull. Fix it so I can come uptown sometime.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; returned my friend, relenting; &ldquo;I don't want to put you in
- Dutch with your fleet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a whispered brief word or two, and an arrangement for a meet was
- made; after which Ike the Blood lapsed into the uneasy circle he had
- quitted. As we left the grogshop, we could hear him loudly calling for
- beer. Possibly the Central Office nearness of my friend had rendered him
- thirsty. Or it may have been that the beer was meant to wet down and allay
- whatever of sprouting suspicion had been engendered in the trustless
- breasts of his followers.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a week later.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day, dark and showery, was&mdash;to be exact&mdash;the eighth of
- August. Faithful to that whispered Henry Street arrangement, Ike the Blood
- sat awaiting the coming of my friend and myself in the Bal Tabarin. He had
- spoken of the stuss house of Phil Casey and Paper Box Johnny, in
- Twenty-ninth Street, but my friend entered a protest. There was his
- Central Office character to be remembered. A natural embarrassment must
- ensue were he brought face to face with stuss in a state of activity.
- Stuss was a crime, by surest word of law, and he had taken an oath of
- office. He did not care to pinch either Paper Box or Casey, and therefore
- preferred not to be drawn into a situation where the only alternative
- would be to either pull their joint or lay the bedplates of complaint
- against himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's no good time to be up on charges,&rdquo; remonstrated my friend, &ldquo;for the
- commish that's over us now would sooner grab a copper than a crook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus instructed, and feeling the delicacy of my friend's position, Ike the
- Blood had shifted suggestion to the Bal Tabarin. The latter house of
- entertainment, in Twenty-eighth Street, was innocent of stuss and indeed
- cards in any form. Kept by Sam Paul, it possessed a deserved popularity
- with Ike and the more select of his acquaintances.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood appeared to better advantage in the Bal Tabarin than on that
- other, Henry Street, grogshop occasion. Those suspicious ones, of lowering
- eye and doubtful brow, had been left behind, and their absence contributed
- to his relief, and therefore to his looks. Not that he had been sitting in
- the midst of loneliness at the Bal Tabarin; Whitey Dutch and Slimmy were
- with him, and who should have been better company than they? Also, their
- presence was of itself an honor, since they were of his own high caste,
- and many layers above a mere gang peasantry. They would take part in the
- conversation, too, and, if to talk and touch glasses with a Central Office
- bull were an offense, it would leave them as deep in the police mud as was
- he in the police mire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood received us gracefully, if not enthusiastically, and was so
- polite as to put me on a friendly footing with his companions. Greetings
- over, and settled to something like our ease, I engaged myself mentally in
- taking Ike's picture. His forehead narrow, back-sloping at that lively
- angle identified by carpenters as a quarter-pitch, was not the forehead of
- a philosopher. I got the impression, too, that his small brown eyes, sad
- rather than malignant, would in any heat of anger blaze like twin balls of
- brown fire. Cheek-bones high; nose beaky, predatory&mdash;such a nose as
- Napoleon loved in his marshals; mouth coarsely sensitive, suggesting
- temperament; the broad, bony jaw giving promise of what staying qualities
- constitute the stock in trade of a bulldog; no mustache, no beard; a
- careless liberality of ear&mdash;that should complete the portrait. Fairly
- given, it was the picture of one who acted more than he thought, and whose
- atmosphere above all else conveyed the feeling of relentless force&mdash;the
- picture of one who under different circumstances might have been a Murat
- or a Massena.
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend managed the conversation, and did it with Central Office tact.
- Knowing what I was after, he brought up Gangland and the gangs, upon which
- topics Whitey Dutch, seeing no reasons for silence, spoke instructively.
- Aside from the great gangs, the Eastmans and the Five Points, I learned
- that other smaller yet independent gangs existed. Also, from Whitey's
- discourse, it was made clear that just as countries had frontiers, so also
- were there frontiers to the countries of the gangs. The Five Points, with
- fifteen hundred on its puissant muster rolls, was supreme&mdash;he said&mdash;between
- Broadway and the Bowery, Fourteenth Street and City Hall Park. The
- Eastmans, with one thousand warriors, flourished between Monroe and
- Fourteenth Streets, the Bowery and the East River. The Gas House Gang,
- with only two hundred in its nose count, was at home along Third Avenue
- between Eleventh and Eighteenth Streets. The vivacious Gophers were
- altogether heroes of the West Side. They numbered full five hundred, each
- a holy terror, and ranged the region bounded by Seventh Avenue, Fourteenth
- Street, Tenth Avenue and Forty-second Street. The Gophers owned a
- rock-bottom fame for their fighting qualities, and, speaking in the sense
- militant, neither the Eastmans nor the Five Points would care to mingle
- with them on slighter terms than two to one. The fulness of Whitey Dutch,
- himself of the Five Points, in what justice he did the Gophers, marked his
- splendid breadth of soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood, overhung by some cloud of moodiness, devoted himself
- moderately to beer, taking little or less part in the talk. Evidently
- there was something bearing him down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ain't feelin' gay,&rdquo; he remarked; &ldquo;an' at that, if youse was to ast me,
- I couldn't tell youse why.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As though a thought had been suggested, he arose and started for the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't be away ten minutes,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy looked curiously at Whitey Dutch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's chased off to one of them fortune-tellers,&rdquo; said Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do youse take any stock in them ginks who claims they can skin a deck of
- cards, or cock their eye into a teacup, an' then put you next to
- everyt'ing that'll happen to you in a year?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy aimed this at me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon my assurance, given with emphasis, that I attached no weight to
- so-called seers and fortunetellers, he was so magnanimous as to indorse my
- position.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're a bunch of cheap bunks,&rdquo; he declared. &ldquo;I've gone ag'inst 'em time
- an' time, an' there's nothin' in it. One of 'em gives me his woid&mdash;after
- me comin' across wit' fifty cents&mdash;th' time Belfast Danny's in
- trouble, that Danny'll be toined out all right. Two days later Danny gets
- settled for five years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike's stuck on 'em,&rdquo; remarked Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy and Whitey Dutch, speaking freely and I think veraciously, told me
- many things. Whitey explained that, while he and Slimmy were shining
- lights of the Five Points, yet to be found fraternizing with Ike the Blood&mdash;an
- Eastman&mdash;was in perfect keeping with gang proprieties. For, as he
- pointed out, there was momentary truce between the Eastmans and the Five
- Points. Among the gangs, in seasons of gang peace, the nobles&mdash;by
- word of Whitey&mdash;were expected to make stately calls of ceremony and
- good fellowship upon one another, as had been the wont among Highland
- chieftains in the days of Bruce and Wallace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speaking of the Gas House Gang: how do they live?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stickin' up lushes mostly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How much of this stick-up work goes on?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well&rdquo;&mdash;thoughtfully&mdash;&ldquo;they'll pull off as many as twenty-five
- stick-ups to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's no such number of squeals coming in at headquarters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The contradiction emanated from my Central Office friend, who felt
- criticized by inference.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Squeals!&rdquo; exclaimed Whitey Dutch with warmth, &ldquo;w'y should they squeal?
- The Gas House push'd cook 'em if they squealed. Suppose right now I was to
- go out an' get put in th' air; do you think I'd squeal? Well, I should say
- not; I'm no mutt! They'd about come gallopin' 'round tomorry wit'
- bale-sticks, an' break me arms an' legs, or mebby knock me block off. W'y,
- not a week ago, three Gas House <i>shtockers</i> stands me up in
- Riving-ton Street, an' takes me clock&mdash;a red one wit' two doors. Then
- they pinches a fiver out of me keck. They even takes me bank-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at license has a stiff like youse got to have $375 in th' bank?' they
- says&mdash;like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Next night they comes bluffin' round for me three hundred and
- seventy-five dollar plant&mdash;w'at do you t'ink of that? But I'm there
- wit' a gatt me-self that time, an' ready to give 'em an argument. W'en
- they sees I'm framed up, they gets cold feet. But you can bet I don't do
- no squealin'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you get back your watch?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could I get it back?&rdquo; peevishly. &ldquo;No, I don't get back me watch. All
- the same, I'll lay for them babies. Some day I'll get 'em right, an' trim
- 'em to the queen's taste.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend, leading conversation in his specious Central Office way, spoke
- of Ike the Blood's iron fame, and slanted talk in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike can certainly go some!&rdquo; observed Slimmy meditatively. &ldquo;Take it from
- me, there ain't any of 'em, even th' toughest ever, wants his game.&rdquo;
- Turning to Whitey: &ldquo;Don't youse remember, Whitey, when he tears into
- Humpty Jackson an' two of his mob, over in Thirteenth Street, that time?
- There's nothin' to it! Ike simply makes 'em jump t'rough a hoop! Every
- lobster of 'em has his rod wit' him, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They wouldn't have had the nerve to fire 'em if they'd pulled 'em,&rdquo;
- sneered Whitey. &ldquo;Ike'd have made 'em eat th' guttaperchy all off th'
- handles, too. Say, I don't t'ink much of that Gas House fleet. They talk
- strong; but they don't bring home th' goods, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It appeared that, in spite of his sanguinary title, Ike the Blood had
- never killed his man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's tried,&rdquo; explained Slimmy, who felt as though the absent one, in his
- blood-guiltlessness, required defense; &ldquo;but he all th' time misses. Ike's
- th' woist shot wit' a rod in th' woild.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure, Mike!&rdquo;&mdash;from Whitey Dutch, his nose in his drink; &ldquo;he couldn't
- hit th' Singer Buildin'.&rdquo; '&ldquo;How does he make his money?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Loft worker,&rdquo; broke in my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- The remark was calculated to explode the others into fresh confidences.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't youse believe it!&rdquo; came in vigorous denial from Whitey Dutch. &ldquo;Ike
- never cracked a bin in his life. You bulls&rdquo;&mdash;this was pointed
- especially at my friend&mdash;&ldquo;say he's a dip, too. W'y, it's a laugh! Ike
- couldn't pick th' pocket of a dead man&mdash;couldn't put his hand into a
- swimmin' tank! That's how fly he is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now don't try to string me,&rdquo; retorted my friend, severely. &ldquo;Didn't Ike
- fill in with Little Maxie and his mob, when they worked the Jersey fairs?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that was only to do the strong-arm work, in case there's a scrap,&rdquo;
- protested Whitey. &ldquo;On th' level, Ike is woise than Big Abrams. He can't
- even stall. An' as for gettin' a leather or a watch, gettin' a perfecto
- out of a cigar box would be about his limit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That Joisey's a bum place; youse can go there for t'ree cents.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last was interjected by Slimmy&mdash;who had a fine wit of his own&mdash;with
- the hopeful notion of diverting discussion to less exciting questions than
- pocket-picking at the New Jersey fairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- It developed that while Ike the Blood had now and then held up a stuss
- game for its bank-roll, during some desperate ebb-tide of his fortunes, he
- drew his big income from a yearly ball.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He gives a racket,&rdquo; declared Whitey Dutch; &ldquo;that's how Ike gets his
- dough. Th' last one he pulls off nets him about twenty-five hundred
- plunks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What price were the tickets?&rdquo; I inquired. Twenty-five hundred dollars
- sounded large.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' tickets is fifty cents,&rdquo; returned Whitey, &ldquo;but that's got nothin' to
- do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like that&rdquo;&mdash;and
- Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its generous
- openness. &ldquo;'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he ain't
- lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows in
- five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off a
- trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein' a
- piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
- more he knows you like him.&rdquo; It was becoming plain. A gentleman of gang
- prominence gives a ball&mdash;a racket&mdash;and coins, so to speak, his
- disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money. To
- discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket.. The
- measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's reputation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One t'ing youse can say of Ike,&rdquo; observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
- look of virtue, &ldquo;he never made no money off a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!&rdquo; added Whitey,
- corroboratively.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to cease&mdash;audibly,
- at least&mdash;all consideration of his merits. He might have regarded
- discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing lightly, he
- took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter. Compared with
- what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore a look of
- relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys,&rdquo; he said at last, breaking into an
- uneasy laugh, &ldquo;but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to a
- fortune teller&mdash;a dandy, she is&mdash;one that t'rows a fit, or goes
- into a trance, or some such t'ing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A fortune teller!&rdquo; said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's on account of a dream. In all th' years&rdquo;&mdash;Ike spoke as might
- one who had put a century behind him&mdash;&ldquo;in all th' years I've been
- knockin' about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun,
- see? Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now.
- But last night I had a dream:&mdash;I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's
- somet'in' I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot
- argument th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me&mdash;that dream
- does. You see&rdquo;&mdash;this to my friend&mdash;&ldquo;I'm figgerin' on openin' a
- house over in Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for
- givin' me th' frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side,
- where I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
- Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so you consult a fortune teller,&rdquo; laughed my friend, who was not
- superstitious, but practical.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
- don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
- one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for th'
- limit!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which she proceeded to do,&rdquo; broke in my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen! Th' old dame&mdash;after coppin' me dollar&mdash;stiffens back
- an' shuts her eyes; an' next, th' foist flash out of th' box she says&mdash;speakin'
- like th' wind in a keyhole: 'You're in th' midst of trouble; a man is
- killed!' Then she wakes up. 'W'y didn't youse go t'rough?' I says; T want
- th' rest. Who is it gets croaked, th' other dub or me?' Th' old dame
- insists that to go back, an' get th' address of th' party who's been
- bumped off, she must have another dollar. Oh, they're th' birds, them
- fortune tellers, to grab th' dough! But of course I can't stop there, so I
- bucks up wit' another bone. 'There you be,' I says; 'now, is it me that
- gets it, or does he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at he?&rdquo; demanded Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do I know?&rdquo; The tone and manner were impatient. &ldquo;It's th' geek I'm
- havin' trouble wit'.&rdquo; Ike looked at me, as one who would understand and
- perhaps sympathize, and continued: &ldquo;This time th' old dame says th' party
- who's been cooked is some other guy; it ain't me. T can see now that it
- ain't you,' she says. 'You're ridin' away in a patrol wagon, wit' a lot of
- harness bulls.' That's good so far. 'So I gets th' collar?' I says. 'How
- about th' trial?' She answers, 'There ain't no trial;' an' then she comes
- out of her trance, same as a diver comes up out o' the water.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that all?&rdquo; asked Slimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's where she lets me off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y don't youse dig for another dollar,&rdquo; said Whitey, &ldquo;an' tell th' old
- hag to put on her suit an' go down ag'in for th' rest?&rdquo; Whitey had been
- impressed by that simile of the diver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at more is there to get? I ain't killed; an' I ain't tried&mdash;that
- oughter do me. Th' coroner t'rows me loose, most likely. Anyhow, I ain't
- goin' to sit there all day, skinnin' me roll for that old sponge&mdash;a
- plunk a crack, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Talk of th' cost of livin'!&rdquo; remarked Slimmy, with a grin. &ldquo;Ain't it
- fierce, th' way them fortune tellers'll slim a guy's bank-roll for him,
- once they has him hooked? They'll get youse to goin'; an' after that it's
- like one of them stories w'at ends wit' 'Continued in our next.' W'y, it's
- like playin' th' horses, only woise. Th' foist day you goes out to win;
- an' after that, you keep goin' back to get even.&rdquo; Ike the Blood paid no
- heed to the pessimistic philosophy of Slimmy; he was too wholly wrapped up
- in what he had been told.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he broke forth, following a ruminative pause, &ldquo;anyhow, I'd sooner
- he gets it than me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you go ag'in about that 'he,'&rdquo; protested Whitey, and the manner of
- Whitey was querulous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' guy she sees me hooked up wit'!&rdquo; This came off a bit warmly. &ldquo;You
- know w'at I mean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it easy!&mdash;take it easy!&rdquo; urged my friend. &ldquo;What is there to get
- hot about? You don't mean to say, Ike, you're banking on that guff the old
- dame handed you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Next week&rdquo;&mdash;the shadow of a smile playing across his face&mdash;&ldquo;I
- won't believe it. But it sounds like th' real t'ing now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The door of the Bal Tabarin opened to the advent of a weasel-eyed
- individual.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hello, Whitey!&rdquo; exclaimed Weasel-eye cheerily, shaking hands with Whitey
- Dutch. &ldquo;I just leaves a namesake of yours; an' say, he's in bad!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at namesake?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie. A bunch of them West Side guerrillas has him cornered, over
- in a dump at Twenty-seventh Street and Seventh Avenoo. It looks like
- there'd be somethin' doin'; an', as I don't Avant no part of it, I screws
- out.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At the name of Whitey Louie, Ike the Blood arose to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie?&rdquo; he questioned; &ldquo;Seventh Avenoo an' Twenty-seventh Street?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's th' ticket,&rdquo; replied Weasel-eye; &ldquo;an' youse can cash on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood hurried out the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie is Ike's closest pal,&rdquo; observed Whitey Dutch, explaining the
- hurried departure. &ldquo;Will there be trouble?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't t'ink so,&rdquo; said Slimmy. &ldquo;It's four for one they'll lay down to
- Ike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't put your swell bet on it!&rdquo; came warningly from Whitey Dutch; &ldquo;them
- Gophers are as tough a bunch as ever comes down the pike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tough nothin'!&rdquo; returned Slimmy: &ldquo;they'll be duck soup to Ike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why don't you look into it?&rdquo; I asked, turning to my friend. As a
- taxpayer, I yearned for some return on that $16,000,000 a year which New
- York City pays for its police.
- </p>
- <p>
- That ornament of the Central Office yawned, and motioned to the waiter to
- bring his bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That sort of thing is up to the cop on the beat,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey an' me 'ud get in on it,&rdquo; explained Slimmy&mdash;his expression
- was one of half apology&mdash;&ldquo;only you see we belong at th' other end of
- th' alley. We're Five Points; Ike an' Whitey Louie are Eastmans; an' in a
- clash between Eastmans an' Gophers, it's up to us to stand paws-off, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's straight talk,&rdquo; coincided Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suppose, seeing it's stopped raining, we drift over there,&rdquo; said my
- friend, adjusting his Panama at the exact Central Office angle.
- </p>
- <p>
- As we journeyed along, I noticed Slimmy and Whitey Dutch across the
- street. It was already written that Whitey Dutch, himself, would be shot
- to death in the Stag before the year was out; but the shadow of that
- impending taking-off was not apparent in his face. Indeed, from that face
- there shone forth only pleasure in anticipation, and a lively interest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They'd no more miss it than they'd miss a play at the theater,&rdquo; remarked
- my friend, who saw where my glance was directed.
- </p>
- <p>
- About a ginmill, on the corner of Seventh Avenue and Twenty-seventh
- Street, a crowd had collected. A patrol wagon was backing up.
- </p>
- <p>
- An officer in uniform tossed a prisoner into the wagon, with no more
- ceremony than should attend the handling of a bag of bran.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Dubillier!&rdquo; exclaimed Whitey Dutch, naming the prisoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- The two Five Pointers had taken position on the edge of the crowd,
- directly in front of my friend and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Ike!&rdquo; said Slimmy, as two policemen were seen pushing their way
- towards the patrol wagon, Ike the Blood between them. &ldquo;Them bulls is
- holdin' him up, too, an' his face is as pale as paper! By thunder, they've
- nailed him!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I told you them Gophers were tough students,&rdquo; was the comment of Whitey
- Dutch.
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend began forcing his way forward. As he plowed through the crowd,
- Whitey Dutch and Slimmy, having advantage of his wake, kept close at his
- heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy threw me a whispered word: &ldquo;Be th' way th' mob is actin', I t'ink
- Ike copped one.&rdquo; Slimmy, before the lapse of many minutes, was again at my
- side, attended by Whitey Dutch. The pair wore that manner of quick yet
- neutral appreciation which belongs&mdash;we'll say&mdash;with such as
- English army officers visiting the battlefield of Santiago while the
- action between the Spaniards and the Americans is being waged. It wasn't
- their fight, it was an Eastman-Gopher fight, but as fullblown Five
- Pointers it became them vastly to be present. Also, they might learn
- something.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike dropped one,&rdquo; nodded Whitey Dutch, answering the question in my eye.
- &ldquo;It's Ledwich.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was the row about?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie. The Gophers was goin' to hand it to him; but just then Ike
- comes through th' door on th' run, an' wit' that they outs wit' their rods
- an' goes to peggin' at him. Then Ike gets to goin' an' cops Ledwich.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' best th' Gophers can get,&rdquo; observed Slimmy&mdash;and his manner was
- as the manner of one balancing an account&mdash;&ldquo;th' best th' Gophers can
- get is an even break; an' to do that they'll have to cash on Ike. Whitey
- Louie? He makes his get-away all right. Say, Whitey, let's beat it round
- to the Tenderloin Station, an' get th' finish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The finish was soon told. Ike the Blood lay dead on the station house
- floor; a bullet had drilled its dull way through his lungs. An officer was
- just telephoning his people in Chrystie Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now do youse see?&rdquo; said Whitey Dutch, correcting what he conceived to be
- Slimmy's skepticism; &ldquo;that fortune tellin' skirt handed out th' right
- dope. 'One croaked!&mdash;Ike in th' hurry-up wagon!&mdash;no trial!'
- That's th' spiel she makes; an' it falls true, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike oughter have dug down for another bone,&rdquo; returned Slimmy, more than
- half convinced; &ldquo;she'd have put him hep to that bullet in his breather,
- mebby.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at good 'ud that have done?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good? If he'd got th' tip, he might have ducked&mdash;you can't tell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a bad business,&rdquo; I commented to my friend, who had rejoined me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be a good thing&rdquo;&mdash;shrugging his cynical Central Office
- shoulders&mdash;&ldquo;if, with a change of names, it could happen every day in
- the year. By the way, I forgot my umbrella; let's go back to the Bal
- Tabarin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- V.&mdash;INDIAN LOUIE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>o one knew his
- real name, not even the police, and the police, let me tell you, know much
- more than they can prove. The Central Office never once had the pleasure
- of mugging and measuring and parading him at the morning bawling out, and
- the Mulberry Street records to the last were barren concerning him. For
- one brief space and only one did Mulberry Street nourish hopes. That was
- when he himself let it be thought that somewhere, sometime, somehow, he
- had taken some one's life. At this, Mulberry Street fairly shook the wide
- earth like a tablecloth in search of proof, but got not so much as one
- poor crumb of confirmation.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was at Big Jack's in Chatham Square that local history first laid eyes
- on him. Big Jack is gone now; the Committee of Fourteen decided upon him
- virtuously as an immoralist, handed him the fatal blue paper, and he
- perished. Jack Sirocco&mdash;who was himself blue-papered in a Park Row
- hour&mdash;keeps the place now.
- </p>
- <p>
- Starting from Big Jack's, he soon began to be known in Flynn's, and Nigger
- Mike's, and about the Chatham Club. When his pals spoke to him they called
- him Louie. When they spoke of him they called him Indian Louie, or Spanish
- Louie, to the end that he be identified among the hosts of East Side
- Louies, who were and are as many as the leaves on a large tree.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rumor made Indian Louie a native of South America, and his dark skin,
- black eyes, thin lips, high cheek-bones and high curved nose helped rumor
- out in this. Also, he was supposed to be of Spanish or Portuguese
- extraction.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Louie was buried, this latter assumption received a jolt. His
- funeral, conducted by a rabbi, was according to strictest Hebrew
- ceremonial.
- </p>
- <p>
- Two pieces of porcelain were laid upon his eyes, as intimating that he had
- seen enough. A feather, which a breath would have disturbed, was placed
- upon his upper lip. This was to evidence him as fully and conclusively
- dead, although on that point, in all conscience, the coroner's finding
- should have been enough. The flowers, which Gangland sent to prove its
- grief, were put aside because too gay and pleasant. The body was laid upon
- straw. A would-be pallbearer, since his name was Cohen, had to be excluded
- from the rites, as any orthodox Jew could have told him must be the case.
- For death and the dead are unclean; and a Cohen, who by virtue of his name
- is of the high-priest caste&mdash;Aaron was a Cohen&mdash;and tends the
- altars, must touch nothing, approach nothing, that is unclean. The funeral
- was scrupulously held before the second sun went down, and had to be
- hurried a little, because the morgue authorities, hobbled of red tape,
- move as slowly as the sea itself in giving up the dead. The coffin&mdash;of
- poorest pine&mdash;was knocked to pieces in the grave, before the clods of
- earth were shoveled in and the doomsday sods laid on. The garments of him
- who acted as principal mourner were faithfully torn; that is to say, the
- rabbi cut a careful slit in the lapel of that mourner's waistcoat where it
- wouldn't show.
- </p>
- <p>
- You will see from this, that every detail was holy by most ancient Jewish
- prescription. And the business led to talk. Those about Flynn's, Nigger
- Mike's and the Chatham Club, to say naught of members of the Humpty
- Jackson gang, and others who in his latter days had been near if not dear
- to him, confessed that it went far in contradiction of any Spanish or
- Portuguese ancestry for Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie was a mystery, and studied to be so. And to be a mystery is as
- difficult as being a hypocrite. One wrong word, one moment off your guard,
- and lo, a flood of light! The mystery vanishes, the hypocrisy is laid
- bare. You are no longer a riddle. Or, if so, then a riddle that has been
- solved. And he who was a riddle, but has been solved, is everywhere
- scoffed at and despised.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie must have possessed a genius for mystery, since not once did he fall
- down in that difficult rôle. He denied nothing, confirmed nothing, of the
- many tales told about him. A waif-word wagged that he had been in the
- army, without pointing to any regiment; and that he had been in the navy,
- without indicating what boat. Louie, it is to be thought, somewhat
- fostered this confusion. It deepened him as a mystery, and made him more
- impressive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie was careful, also, that his costume should assist. He made up all in
- black&mdash;black shoes, black trousers, black coat, black hat of
- semi-sombrero type. Even in what may be spoken of as the matter of linen&mdash;although
- there was no linen about it&mdash;he adhered to that funereal hue, and in
- lieu of a shirt wore a sweater, collar close up to the chin, and all as
- black as his coat. As he walked the streets, black eyes challenging,
- threatening, from underneath the black, wide-rimmed hat, he showed not
- from top to toe a fleck of white.
- </p>
- <p>
- Among what tales went here and there concerning Louie, there was one which
- described him as the deadest of dead shots. This he accentuated by a brace
- of big Colt's pistols, which bore him constant company, daylight and dark.
- There was no evidence of his having used this artillery, no word of any
- killing to his perilous glory. Indeed, he couldn't have pointed to so much
- as one wounded man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only once did those pistols come into play. Valenski's stuss house, in
- Third Avenue near Fourteenth Street, was put in the air. The hold-ups
- descended upon Valenski's, grabbed $80 which was on the table, and sent
- Valenski into his safe for $300 more. While this went on, Louie stood in
- the door, a gun in each fist, defying the gaping, staring, pop-eyed public
- to interfere. He ran no risk, as everyone well knew. The East Side, while
- valorous, never volunteers. There was no more chance of outside
- interference to save Valenski from being plundered, than of outside
- contributions to make him up another roll.
- </p>
- <p>
- The incident might have helped in building up for Louie a reputation, had
- it not been that all that was starkly heroic therein melted when, two days
- later, the ravished $380 was privily restored to Valenski, with the
- assurance that the entire business was a jest. Valenski knew nothing
- humorous had been intended, and that his bundle was returned in deference
- only to the orders of one high in politics and power. Also, it was the
- common feeling, a feeling no less cogent for not being put into words,
- that had Louie been of the wood from which champions are carved, the $380
- would never have come back. To refrain from some intended stick-up upon
- grave orders given, might mean no more than prudence and a right
- discipline. But to send back money, once in actual hand and when the risk
- and work of which it stood the harvest had been encountered and performed,
- was to fly in the face of gang ethics. An order to that effect, however
- eminent its source, should have been met with stony refusal.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was one tale which should go, perhaps, to the right side of the
- reputational ledger, as indicating that Louie had nerve. Crazy Charlie was
- found dead in the mouth of a passageway, which opened off Mulberry Street
- near the Bowery. His throat had been cut from ear to ear. No one of sense
- supposed Louie did that throat slashing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Crazy Charlie was a hop-head, without a dollar in his jeans, and Louie
- never did anything except for money. He would no more have gone about a
- profitless killing, than he would have wasted time and effort by fishing
- in a bathtub.
- </p>
- <p>
- For all that, on the whispered hint of the Ghost&mdash;who himself was
- killed finally as a snitch&mdash;two plain-clothes men from the Eldridge
- Street station grabbed Louie. They did not tell him the reason of the
- pinch. Neither did they spread it on the books. The police have a habit of
- protecting themselves from the consequences of a foolish collar by a
- specious system of concealment, and put nothing on the blotter until sure.
- </p>
- <p>
- When searched at the desk, Louie's guns were discovered. Also, from inside
- his waistcoat was taken a seven-inch knife, which, as said the police
- sergeant, might have slit the windpipe of Crazy Charlie or any other bug.
- But, as anyone with eyes might see, the knife was as purely virginal as
- when it came from a final emery wheel in its far-off Sheffield home. It
- had slit nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still, those plain-clothes dicks did not despair. They hoped to startle
- Louie into a confession. With a view to his moral and physical stampede,
- they conveyed Louie in a closed patrol wagon, at mirk midnight, to the
- morgue. He hadn't been told what he was charged with; he didn't know where
- he was going.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the morgue
- before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
- plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was thick
- blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their wordless
- way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into position.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
- </p>
- <p>
- There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
- dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
- across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on the
- dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
- plain-clothes escorts for a match.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you see this?&rdquo; demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the dead
- head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
- </p>
- <p>
- The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard to
- achieve so little.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. &ldquo;Also, I'll tell you bulls
- another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on this
- stiff all night an' smoke a pipe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
- morgue door.
- </p>
- <p>
- The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
- minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood off
- a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called upon
- the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This emigrant
- from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued that he might
- bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest frown, he
- demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would be the
- consequences of refusal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; said Louie, &ldquo;when I go out for anything I get it, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. &ldquo;Come round in half an
- hour,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have the
- cush ready for yez.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing big-bellied
- stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned. The
- poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the stove.
- There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking rear of
- Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to leap
- screechingly from a second-storey window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's phwy I puts th' windy up,&rdquo; explained the Wop; &ldquo;I didn't want that
- chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!&rdquo; he
- repeated with measureless contempt. &ldquo;Let me tell youse ginks wan thing.&rdquo;
- This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. &ldquo;If ever that bum
- shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether. Does he
- think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a full-blown Mick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
- morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you might
- think.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For who,&rdquo; said the general voice, &ldquo;would face and fight a white-hot
- poker?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, public sentiment was inclined to sustain Louie in that
- second-storey jump.
- </p>
- <p>
- From what has been written, it will not astonish you to hear that, upon
- the important matter of courage, Louie's place in society had not been
- absolutely fixed. Some said one thing, some another. There are game men in
- Gangland; and there exist others who aren't the real thing. Sardinia Frame
- believes, with the Irish Wop, that Louie belonged in the latter class.
- Also, Sardinia Frank is entitled to an opinion. For he was born in
- Mulberry Bend, and has himself been tried twice on charges of murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Sardinia Frank, by the way, who smote upon Eat-'em-up Jack with
- that effective lead pipe, albeit, there being no proof, he was never
- arrested for it. No, he doesn't admit it, even among intimates and where
- such admission would be respected as sacred. But when joked concerning it,
- he has ever worn a cheerful, satisfied look&mdash;like the pictures of the
- cat that ate the canary&mdash;and while careful not to accept, was equally
- careful not to reject, the compliment implied. Moreover, when the dead
- Eat-'em-up-Jack was picked up, the lead pipe used to break his skull had
- been tucked jocosely under his arm. It was clear to knowing ones that none
- except Sardinia Frank would have thought of such a jest. To him it would
- have come readily enough, since death always appealed to his sense of
- humor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Clad in a Tuxedo and an open-face suit, Sardinia Frank, at the time I
- questioned him, was officiating as peace-preserver in the Normandie
- rathskeller. By way of opener, I spoke of his mission on the rathskeller
- earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm here to keep out everybody I know,&rdquo; said he simply.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a pathetic side to this which, in his ingenuousness, Frank
- failed wholly to remark.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Indian Louie?&rdquo; I at last said.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was within an hour after Louie had been killed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll tell youse about Louie,&rdquo; returned Frank. &ldquo;Of course, he's dead, an'
- lyin' on a slab in th' morgue right now. They 'phoned me woid ten minutes
- ago. But that don't make no difference. He was a bluff; he wasn't th'
- goods. He went around wit' his hat over his eyes, bulldozin' everybody he
- could, an' lettin' on to be a hero. An' he's got what heroes get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever get tangled up with him?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me show you,&rdquo; and Frank became confidential. &ldquo;This'll give youse a
- line. One time he's got two hundred bones. Mollie Squint climbs into a
- yap-wagon an' touches a rube for it. Louie takes it, an' plants it wit'
- Nigger Mike. That's about six months ago. Th' next night, me bein' wise to
- it, I chases to Mike an' says, 'Louie's over to Jigger's, pointin' stuss,
- an' he wants th' two hundred.' So Mike hands me th' dough. I splits it
- five ways wit' th' gang who's along, each of us gettin' his little old bit
- of forty dollars apiece.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Louie, when he finds out next day, makes an awful beef. He tells
- everybody he's goin' to hand it to me&mdash;goin' to cook me on sight,
- see? I hears of it, an' I hunts Louie up in Jack Sirocco's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Say, Louie,' I says, 'about that cookin' me. Th' bully way would be to
- come right now over to Hoboken, an' bump me off to-night. I'll go wit'
- youse. An' there won't be no hang-over, see; 'cause no one in Joisey'll
- care, an' no one in New York'll know.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do youse think Louie'll come? Not on your necktie! He didn't want me game&mdash;just
- wanted to talk, that's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Not youse, Frank,' he said; 'I ain't gunnin' for youse. It's Nigger
- Mike; he's th' guy I'm goin' to croak. He oughtn't to have let youse have
- th' money.' No, of course, he don't go after Mike; that's simply his
- crawl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me,&rdquo; Frank concluded, &ldquo;Louie wasn't th' goods. He'd run a
- bluff, but he never really hoited a guy in his whole life. As I says, he
- goes about frownin', an' glarin', an' givin' people th' fiery eye, an'
- t'rowin' a chest, an' lettin' it go broadcast that he's a hero. An' for a
- finish he's got w'at heroes get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Such was the word of Sardinia Frank.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he fell with two bullets through his brain, and two more through his
- body, Louie had $170 in his pocket, $700 in his shoe, and $3,000 in the
- Bowery Bank. This prosperity needn't amaze. There was, for one thing, a
- racket reason to be hereinafter set forth. Besides, Pretty Agnes and
- Mollie Squint both walked the streets in Louie's loved behalf, and brought
- him all in the way of riches that came to their lure. Either was sure for
- five dollars a day, and Mollie Squint, who could graft a little, once came
- in with $800. Both Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint most fiercely adored
- Louie, and well did he know how to play one loving heart against the
- other. Some say that of the pair he preferred Pretty Agnes. If so, he
- wasn't fool enough to let her find it out. She might have neglected her
- business to bask in his sweet society.
- </p>
- <p>
- Besides, when it came to that, Louie's heart was really given to a blonde
- burlesquer, opulent of charm. This <i>artiste</i> snubbed and neglected
- Louie for the love of a stage manager. But she took and spent Louie's
- money, almost if not quite as fast as Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint could
- bring it to him from the streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie never made any place his hangout long. There was no element of
- loyalty in him, whether for man or for woman, and he went from friend to
- friend and gang to gang. He would stay nowhere, remain with no one, after
- his supremacy had been challenged. And such hardy natures as Biff Ellison,
- Jimmy Kelly, Big Mike Abrams, Chick Tricker and Jack Sirocco were bound to
- challenge it. They had a way, too, of putting the acid on an individual,
- and unless his fighting heart were purest gold they'd surely find it out.
- And Louie never stood the test. Thus, beginning at Big Jack's in Chatham
- Square, Louie went from hangout to hangout, mob to mob, until, working
- through Nigger Mike's, the Chatham Club and Sharkey's, he came at last to
- pal in with the Humpty Jackson guerrillas.
- </p>
- <p>
- These worthies had a stamping ground in a graveyard between First and
- Second Avenue, in the block bounded north and south by Twelfth and
- Thirteenth Streets. There Louie was wont to meet such select company as
- Monahokky, Nigger Ruhl, Candy Phil, the Lobster Kid, Maxie Hahn, and the
- Grabber. As they lolled idly among the tombstones, he would give them his
- adventures by flood and by field. Louie, besides being conceited, was
- gifted with an imagination and liked to hear himself talk. Not that he
- felt obliged to accuracy in these narrations. It was enough that he made
- them thrilling, and in their telling shed an effulgent ray upon himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he could entertain with his stories, Louie was never popular. There
- was that doubt about his courage. Also, he was too frugal. No one had ever
- caught the color of his money. Save in the avaricious instance of the big
- blonde burlesquer, as hungry as false, he held by the selfish theology
- that it is more blessed to receive than to give.
- </p>
- <p>
- Taking one reason and another, those about Louie at the finish were mainly
- the Humpty Jackson bunch. His best hangout of any fashion was the Hesper
- Club. Had Humpty Jackson remained with his own, Louie might have been
- driven, in search of comradeship, to go still further afield. Humpty was
- no weakling, and while on the surface a whining, wheedling, complaining
- cripple, owned his volcanic side, and had once shot it out, gun to gun and
- face to face, with no less a paladin than Jimmy Kelly. Louie would have
- found the same fault with Humpty that he had found with those others. Only
- Humpty didn't last long enough after Louie joined his forces. Some robbery
- came off, and a dull jury held Humpty responsible. With that, the judge
- sent him up for a long term of years, and there he sticks to-day. Humpty
- took the journey crying that he had been jobbed by the police. However
- that may have been, his going made it possible for Louie to remain with
- the Jacksons, and shine at those ghoulish, graveyard meetings, much longer
- than might otherwise have been the case.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Louie had removed to the remote regions about Fourteenth Street and
- Third Avenue, and was seldom seen in Chatham Square or Chinatown, he was
- not forgotten in those latter precincts. Jew Yetta brought up his name one
- evening in the Chatham Club, and spoke scornfully of him in conjunction
- with the opulent blonde.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That doll's makin' a farmer of Louie,&rdquo; was the view of Jew Yetta.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At that,&rdquo; remarked the Dropper&mdash;for this was in the days of his
- liberty and before he had been put away&mdash;&ldquo;farmer or no farmer, it's
- comin' easier for him now than when he was in the navy, eatin' sow-belly
- out of a harness cask an' drinkin' bilge. W'at's that ship he says he's
- sailin' in, Nailer?&rdquo; continued the Dropper. &ldquo;Ain't it a tub called <i>Atalanta?</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There never is a ship in the navy named <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This declaration, delivered with emphasis, emanated from old Jimmy, who
- had a place by himself in East Side consideration. Old Jimmy was about
- sixty, with a hardwood-finish face and 'possum-colored hair. He had been a
- river pirate in the old days, and roamed the midnight waters for what he
- might pick up. Those were times when he troubled the police, who made him
- trouble in return. But one day old Jimmy salvaged a rich man's daughter,
- who&mdash;as though to make his fortune&mdash;had fallen overboard from a
- yacht, and bored her small hole in the water within a rod or two of
- Jimmy's skiff. Certainly, he fished her out, and did it with a boat hook.
- More; he sagaciously laid her willowy form across a thwart, to the end
- that the river water flow more easily from her rosebud mouth. Relieved of
- the water, the rescued beauty thanked Jimmy profusely; and, for his
- generous part, her millionaire father proceeded to pension his child's
- preserver for life. The pension was twenty-five dollars a week. Coming
- fresh and fresh with every Monday, Jimmy gave up his piracies and no
- longer haunted in the name of loot the nightly reaches of the river.
- Indeed, he became offensively idle and honest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No sir,&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy; &ldquo;there never is a ship in our navy named <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All th' same,&rdquo; retorted the dropper, &ldquo;I lamps a yacht once w'at's called
- <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' who says No?&rdquo; demanded old Jimmy, testily. &ldquo;I'm talkin' about th'
- United States Navy. But speakin' of Louie, it ain't no cinch he's ever in
- th 'navy. I'd sooner bet he's been in jail.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' if he was,&rdquo; said Jew Yetta, &ldquo;there ain't no one here who's got
- anything on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at does Atalanta mean, anyway?&rdquo; questioned the Dropper, who didn't like
- the talk of jails. &ldquo;Is it a place?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nixie,&rdquo; put in Slimmy, the erudite, ever ready to display his learning.
- &ldquo;Atalanta's the name of a skirt, who b'longs 'way back. She's some soon as
- a sprinter, too, an' can run her one hundred yards in better than ten
- seconds. Every god on Olympus clocked this dame, an' knew what she could
- do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's her story?&rdquo; asked the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It gets along, d'ye see, where Atalanta's folks thinks she ought to get
- married. But she won't have it; she'd sooner be a sprinter. With that,
- they crowd her hand; an' to get shut of 'em, she finally tacks it up on
- the bulletin board that she'll chase to th' altar only with some student
- who can beat her at a quarter mile dash. 'No lobsters need apply!' says
- she. Also, there's conditions. Under the rules, if some chump calls th'
- bluff, an' can't make good&mdash;if she lands him loses&mdash;her papa's
- headsman will be on th' job with his axe, an' that beaten gink'll get his
- block whacked off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' does any one go against such a game?&rdquo; queried Jew Yetta.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure! A whole fleet of young Archibalds and Reginalds went up ag'inst it.
- They all lose; an' his jiblets wit' th' cleaver chops off their youthful
- beans.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the luck turns. One day a sure-thing geek shows up whose monaker is
- Hippomenes. Hippy's a fly Indian; there ain't goin' to be no headsman in
- his. Hippy's hep to skirts, too, an' knows where th' board is off their
- fence. He organizes with three gold apples, see, an' every time little
- Atalanta Shootin' Star goes flashin' by, he chucks down one of 'em in
- front of her. She simply eats it up; she can't get by not one; an' she
- loses so much time grabbin' for 'em, Hippy noses in a winner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good boy!&rdquo; broke forth the Dropper. &ldquo;An' do they hook up?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're married; but it don't last. You see its Venus who shows Hippy how
- to crab Atalanta's act an' stakes him to th' gold apples. An' later, when
- he double-crosses Venus, that goddess changes him an' his baby mine into
- a-couple of lions.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Irish Wop had been listening impatiently. It was when Governor Hughes
- flourished in Albany, and the race tracks were being threatened. The Wop,
- as a pool-room keeper, was vastly concerned.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I see,&rdquo; said the Wop, appealing directly to old Jimmy as the East Side
- Nestor, &ldquo;that la-a-ad Hughes is makin' it hot for Belmont an' Keene an'
- th' rist av th' racin' gang. Phwat's he so ha-a-ard on racin' for? Do yez
- look on playin' th' ponies as a vice, Jimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; responded old Jimmy with a conservative air, &ldquo;I don't know as I'd
- call it a vice so much as a bonehead play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They call it th' shpo-r-rt av kings,&rdquo; observed die Wop, loftily.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy snorted. &ldquo;Sport of kings!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Sport of come-ons, rather.
- Them Sport-of-kings gezebos 'll go on, too, an' give you a lot of guff
- about racin' bein' healthy. But they ain't sayin' a word concernin' th'
- mothers an' youngones livin' in hot two-room tenements, an' jumpin'
- sideways for grub, while th' husbands and fathers is blowin' in their
- bank-rolls in th' bettin' ring, an' gettin' healthy. An' th' little jocks,
- too&mdash;mere kids! I've wondered th' Gerries didn't get after 'em. But I
- suppose th' Gerries know who to pass up, an' who to pinch, as well as th'
- oldest skipper on th' Force.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;F'r all that,&rdquo; contended the Wop, stubbornly, &ldquo;thim la-a-ads that's mixed
- up wit' th' racin' game is good feltys.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good fellows,&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy with contempt. &ldquo;I recollect seein' a
- picture once, a picture of a girl&mdash;a young wife, she is&mdash;lyin'
- with her head on an untouched dinner table&mdash;fallen asleep, poor
- thing! Th' clock in the picture is pointin' to midnight. There she's been
- waitin' with th' dinner she's cooked with her own little lovin' mitts, for
- that souse of a husband to come home. Under th' picture it says, 'For he's
- a jolly good fellow!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Somebody'd ought to have put a head on him!&rdquo; quoth Jew Yetta, whose
- sympathies were both active and militant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; went on Jimmy, &ldquo;that picture gets on my nerves. A week later I'm
- down be th' old Delmonico joint at Twenty-sixth an' Broadway. It's meb-by
- one o'clock in th' mornin'. As I'm goin' by th' Twenty-sixt' Street door,
- out floats a fleet of Willies, stewed to the gills, singin' in honor of a
- dude who's in th' middle, 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Who's that galoot?' I asks th' dub who's slammin' carriage doors at the
- curb. 'Is he a married man?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'He's married all right,&rdquo; says th' door-slammin' dub.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit that I tears into him. It's a good while ago, an' I could slug a
- little. Be th' time th' copper gets there, I've got that jolly good fellow
- lookin' like he'd been caught whistlin' <i>Croppies Lie Down</i> at
- Fiftieth Street an' Fift' Avenoo when th' Cathedral lets out.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I'm not married,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, snappishly;&mdash;&ldquo;I'm not
- married; I niver was married; an' I niver will be married aloive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse notice?&rdquo; remarked the Dropper, &ldquo;how they gets a roar out of old
- Boss Croker? He's for racin' all right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Naturally,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;Him ownin' race horses, Croker's for th'
- race tracks. He don't cut no ice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How much do yez figger Croker had cleaned up, Jimmy, when he made his
- getaway for Ireland?&rdquo; asked the Wop, licking an envious lip.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Without comin' down to book-keepin',&rdquo; returned old Jimmy, carelessly, &ldquo;my
- understandin' is that, be havin' th' whole wad changed into thousand
- dollar bills, he's able to get it down to th' dock on a dray.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Grabber came in. He beckoned Slimmy, and the two were at once immersed
- in serious whisperings.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What are youse two stews chinnin' about?&rdquo; called out the Dropper lazily,
- from across the room. &ldquo;Be youse thinkin' of orderin' th' beer?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's about Indian Louie,&rdquo; replied Slimmy, angrily. &ldquo;Th' Grabber here says
- Louie's out to skin us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indian Louie,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, with a gleam in his little gray eye.
- &ldquo;That's th' labberick w'at's goin' to shti-i-ick up me poolroom f'r thim
- fifty bones. Anny wan that'd have annything to do wit' a bum loike him
- ought to get skinned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's he tryin' to saw off on youse?&rdquo; asked the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is th' proposition.&rdquo; It was the Grabber now. &ldquo;Me an' Slimmy here
- goes in wit' Louie to give that racket last week in Tammany Hall. Now
- Louie's got th' whole bundle, an' he won't split it. Me an' Slimmy's been
- t'run down for six hundred good iron dollars apiece.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' be yez goin' to let him get away wit' it?&rdquo; demanded the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at can we do?&rdquo; asked the Grabber, disconsolately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's that big blonde,&rdquo; declared Jew Yetta' with acrimony. &ldquo;She's goin'
- through Louie for every dollar. I wonder Mollie Squint an' Pretty Agnes
- don't put her on th' fritz.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Hesper Club was in Second Avenue between Sixth and Seventh Streets. It
- was one o'clock in the morning when Indian Louie took his accustomed seat
- at the big table in the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How's everybody?&rdquo; he asked, easily. &ldquo;I oversleeps meself, or I'd been
- here hours ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at tires you?&rdquo; asked Candy Phil. Not that he cared, but merely by way
- of conversation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's th' big feed last night at Terrace Garden. I'm two days trainin' for
- it, an' all day gettin' over it. Them swell blowouts is something fierce!&rdquo;
- and Louie assumed a wan and weary air, intended to be superior.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So you was at Terrace Garden?&rdquo; said Nigger Ruhl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was I? Youse should have seen me! Patent leathers, white choker, and a
- diamond in th' middle of me three-sheet big enough to trip a dog.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothin' in them dress suits,&rdquo; protested Maxie Hahn. &ldquo;I'm ag'inst
- 'em; they ain't dimmycratic.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All th' same, youse've got to wear 'em at these swell feeds,&rdquo; said Candy
- Phil. &ldquo;They'd give youse th' gate if you don't. An' as for not bein'
- dimmycratic&rdquo;&mdash;Candy Phil had his jocose side&mdash;&ldquo;they make it so
- you can't tell th' high-guys from th' waiters, an' if that ain't
- dimmycratic what is? Th' only thing I know ag'inst 'em is that youse can't
- go to th' floor wit' a guy in 'em. You've got to cut out th' scrappin',
- an' live up to the suit, see?&rdquo; The Grabber strolled in, careless and
- smiling. Louie fastened him with eyes of dark suspicion, while Maxie Hahn,
- the' Lobster Kid and Candy Phil began pushing their chairs out of the line
- of possible fire. For they knew of those monetary differences.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a chance, sports,&rdquo; remarked the Grabber, reassuringly. &ldquo;No one's
- goin' to start anything. Let's take a drink,&rdquo; and the Grabber beat upon
- the table as a sign of thirst. &ldquo;I ain't after no one here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be youse alludin' to me, Grabber?&rdquo; asked Louie, with a frown like a great
- cloud. &ldquo;I don't like them cracks about startin' somethin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Keep your shoit on,&rdquo; expostulated the Grabber, clinking down the change
- for the round of beers; &ldquo;keep your shoit on, Louie. I ain't alludin' at
- nobody nor nothin', least of all at youse. Besides, I just gets a message
- for you&mdash;only you don't seem in no humor to receive it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who's it from?&rdquo; asked Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Laura&rdquo;&mdash;Laura was the opulent blonde&mdash;&ldquo;Mollie Squint an'
- Pretty Agnes runs up on her about an hour ago at Twelfth Street an' Second
- Avenoo, an' Mollie bounces a brick off her coco. A copper comes along an'
- chases Mollie an' Pretty Agnes. I gets there as they're carry in' Laura
- into that Dago's joint be th' corner. Laura asks me if I sees youse to
- tell w'at's happened her; that's all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was Mollie and Agnes sloughed in?&rdquo; asked Louie, whose practical mind went
- first to his breadwinners.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, they faded into th' next street. Th' cop don't want to pinch 'em
- anyway.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Laura; was she hoited much?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ten stiches, an' a week in Roosevelt Hospital; that's the best she can
- get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I must chase round an' look her over,&rdquo; was Louie's anxious conclusion.
- &ldquo;W'at's that Dago joint she's at?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's be th' corner,&rdquo; said the Grabber, &ldquo;an' up stairs. I forgets the
- wop's monaker.&rdquo; As Louie hesitated over these vague directions, the
- Grabber set down his glass. &ldquo;Say, to show there's no hard feelin', I'll go
- wit' youse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As Louie and the Grabber disappeared through the door, Candy Phil threw up
- both hands as one astonished to the verge of nervous shock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at do youse think of that?&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;I always figgered
- Louie had bats in his belfry; now I knows it. They'll croak him sure!&rdquo;
- Nigger Ruhl and the Lobster Kid arose as though to follow. At this, Candy
- Phil broke out fiercely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's wrong wit' youse stews? Stick where you be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they'll cook Louie!&rdquo; expostulated the Lobster Kid.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't no skin off your nose if they do. W'y should youse go buttin'
- in?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie and the Grabber were in Twelfth Street, hurrying towards Second
- Avenue. Not a soul, except themselves, was abroad. The Grabber walked on
- Louie's right, which showed that either the latter was not the gunplayer
- he pretended, or the word from Laura had thrown him off his guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly, as the pair passed a dark hallway, the Grabber's left arm stole
- round Louie's neck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About that dough, Louie!&rdquo; hissed the Grabber, at the same time tightening
- his left arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie half turned to free himself from the artful Grabber. As he did so,
- the Grabber's ready right hand brought his pistol into action, and one
- bullet and then another flashed through Louie's brain. A slim form rushed
- out of the dark hallway, and fired two bullets into Louie's body. Louie
- was dead before he struck the pavement.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Grabber, with his slim companion, darted through the dark hallway, out
- a rear door and over a back fence. Sixty seconds later they were quietly
- walking in Thirteenth Street, examples of law-abiding peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was th' easiest ever, Slimmy!&rdquo; whispered the Grabber, when he had
- recovered his breath. &ldquo;I knew that stall about Laura'd fetch him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who was at th' Hesper Club?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On'y Candy Phil, th' Lobster Kid an' two or three other blokes. Every one
- of 'em's a right guy. They won't rap.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thim la-a-ads,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, judiciously, when he heard of Louie's
- taking off&mdash;&ldquo;thim la-a-ads musht 'av lost their heads. There's six or
- seven hundred bones on that bum, an' they niver copped a splinter!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The word came two ways to the Central Office. One report said &ldquo;Indian
- Louie&rdquo; and another &ldquo;Johnny Spanish.&rdquo; Detective O'Farrell invaded
- Chinatown, and dug up Big Mike Abrams, that the doubt might be removed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Indian Louie, all right,&rdquo; said Big Mike, following a moment's silent
- survey of the rigid form. Then, in a most unlooked for vein of sentiment:
- &ldquo;They all get here at last!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's no dream!&rdquo; agreed the morgue attendant. &ldquo;An', say, Mike&rdquo;&mdash;he
- liked his joke as well as any other&mdash;&ldquo;I've been expectin' you for
- some time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure!&rdquo; returned Big Mike, with a friendly grin; &ldquo;I'll come chasin' along,
- feet foist, some mornin'. But don't forget that while I'm waitin' I'm
- workin'. I've sent two stiffs down here to youse already, to help keep you
- goin' till I comes. Accordin' to th' chances, however, me own turn
- oughtn't to be so very far away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike Abram's turn was just three weeks away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who were those two, Mike, you sent down here to the morgue?&rdquo; asked
- O'Farrell, carelessly.
- </p>
- <p>
- O'Farrell had a catlike fame for slyness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; grinned Big Mike, derisively; &ldquo;look me over! I ain't wearin' no
- medals, am I, for givin' meself up to you bulls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VI.&mdash;HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>n person he was
- tall, languid, slender, as neat as a cat, and his sallow face&mdash;over
- which had settled the opium pallor&mdash;was not an ugly face. Also, there
- abode such weakness, some good, and no harm in him. His constitution was
- rickety. In the winter he coughed and invited pneumonia; in the summer,
- when the sun poured down, he trembled on the brink of a stroke. But
- neither pneumonia nor sunstroke ever quite killed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was written that Jackeen would do that&mdash;Jackeen Dalton, <i>alias</i>
- Brady; and Jackeen did it with five bullets from an automatic-38. Some
- said that opium was at the bottom of it; others laid it to love. It is
- still greatly talked over in what pipe joints abound in Mott, Pell and
- Doyers, not to mention the wider Catherine Street, in the neighborhood of
- number Nineteen, where he had his flat and received his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- They called him the Doc. Twenty years ago the Doc studied dentistry with
- his father, who flourished reputably as a tooth surgeon at the Troy Dental
- Parlors in Roosevelt Street. The father died before the Doc had been given
- a diploma; and the Doc, having meanwhile picked up the opium habit, was
- never able afterwards to see the use. Why should he be examined or ask for
- a license? What foolishness! Magnanimously waving aside every thought of
- the sort, he plunged into the practice of his cheerless art among those
- who went in and out of Chinatown, and who lived precariously by
- pocket-picking, porch-climbing, safe-blowing and all-round strong-arm
- methods; and, careless of the statute in such case made and provided, he
- proceeded to file and drill and cap and fill and bridge and plug and pull
- their aching cuspids, bicuspids and molars, and all with as quick an
- instinct and as deft a touch as though his eyes were sharpened and his
- hand made steady by the dental sheepskins of a dozen colleges. That he was
- an outlaw among tooth-drawers served only to knit him more closely to the
- hearts of his patients&mdash;themselves merest outlaws among men.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc kept his flat in Catherine Street as bright and burnished as the
- captain's cabin of a man-of-war. There was no prodigious wealth of
- furniture, no avalanche of ornament to overwhelm the taste. Aside from an
- outfit of dental tools, the most expensive belongings appeared to be what
- lamps and pipes and kindred paraphernalia were required in the smoking of
- opium.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those who visited the Doc were compelled to one formality. Before he would
- open his door, they must push the bell four times and four times tap on
- the panel. Thus did they prove their friendly identity. Lawful dentists,
- in their jealousy, had had the Doc arrested and fined, from time to time,
- for intromitting with the teeth of his fellow worms without a license.
- Hence that precautionary quartet of rings, followed by the quartet of
- taps, indicative that a friend and not a foe was at his gate.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc had many callers who came to smoke opium. For these he did divers
- kindly offices, mostly in the letter-writing line. As they reclined and
- smoked, they dictated while the Doc transcribed, and many and weird were
- the epistles from Nineteen Catherine Street which found their way into the
- mails. For this service, as for his opium and dentistry, the Doc's callers
- never failed to press upon him an honorarium. And so he lived.
- </p>
- <p>
- Love, that flowerlike sentiment for which&mdash;as some jurist once
- remarked of justice&mdash;all places are palaces, all seasons summer, is
- not incompatible with either dentistry or opium. The Doc had a sweetheart
- named Lulu. Lulu was very beautiful and very jealous. Also, she was
- broadly popular. All Chinatown made songs to the deep glories of her eyes,
- which were supposed to have excited the defeated envy of many stars. The
- Doc, in what odd hours he could snatch from tooth-drawing and
- opium-smoking, worshipped at the shrine of Lulu; and Lulu was wrapped up
- in the Doc. Number Nineteen Catherine Street served as their Garden of
- Eden.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now it is among the many defects of opium that it renders migratory the
- fancy. An ebon evidence of this was to be given at number Nineteen. The I
- love of the Doc became, as it were, pipe-deflected, and one day left Lulu,
- and, after a deal of fond circling, settled like some errant dove upon a
- rival belle called May.
- </p>
- <p>
- Likewise, there was a dangerous side to this dulcet, new situation. The
- enchanting May, when the Doc chose her for his goddess, vice Lulu thrown
- down, could not be described as altogether disengaged. Was she not also
- the goddess of Jackeen? Had not that earnest safe-robber laid his heart at
- her feet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Moreover, there were reasons even more substantial. The gentle May was in
- her way a breadwinner. When the fortunes of Jackeen were low, she became
- their mutual meal-ticket. May was the most expert shoplifter in all of
- broad New York. If not upon heart arguments, then upon arguments of the
- pocket, not to say stomach, Jackeen might be expected to fiercely resent
- any effort to win her love away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen?
- </p>
- <p>
- Not much is to be told by an appearance, although physiognomists have sung
- otherwise. The egg of the eagle is less impressive than the egg of: the
- goose. And yet it hotly houses in its heart an' eagle. The egg of the
- nightingale shows but-meanly side by side with the egg of the crow. And:
- yet it hides within its modest bosom the limpid music of the moon.
- </p>
- <p>
- So it is with men.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen was not an imposing personality. But neither is the tarantula. He
- was five feet and an inch in stunted stature, and weighed a mean shadow
- under one hundred and ten pounds. Like the Doc&mdash;who had stolen his
- love away&mdash;Jackeen's hollow cheeks were of that pasty gray which
- speaks of opium. Also, from opium, the pupils of his vermin eyes had
- become as the points of two dull pins. Shrivelled, degenerate, a tattered
- rag of humanity, Jackeen was none the less a perilous spirit, and so the
- Doc&mdash;too late&mdash;would learn.
- </p>
- <p>
- From that Eden at Nineteen Catherine Street, the fair Lulu had been put
- into the street. This was to make pleasant room for the visits of the
- fairer May. Jackeen was untroubled, knowing nothing about it. He was for
- the moment too wholly engaged, being in the throes of a campaign against
- the Savoy theatre safe, from which strongbox he looked forward to a
- harvest of thousands.
- </p>
- <p>
- The desolate Lulu went everywhere seeking Jackeen, to tell him of his
- wrongs. Her search was vain; those plans touching the Savoy safe had
- withdrawn him from his accustomed haunts. One night, however, the safe was
- blown and plundered. Alas and alack! Jackeen's share, from those hoped-for
- thousands, dwindled to a paltry sixty dollars&mdash;not enough for a
- single spree!
- </p>
- <p>
- In his resentment, Jackeen, with the aid of a bevy of friends, hastily
- stuck-up a wayfarer, whom he met in Division Street. The wayfarer's
- pockets proved empty. It was even more of a waterhaul than had been the
- Savoy safe. The double disappointment turned Jackeen's mood to gall and it
- was while his humor was thus bilious that he one day walked into the
- Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a distinguished company gathered at the Chatham Club. Nannie
- Miller, Blinky the Lob-bygow, Dago Angelo, Roxie, Jimida, Johnny Rice,
- Stagger, Jimmy Foy, and St. Louis Bill&mdash;all were there. And these
- were but a handful of what high examples sat about the Chatham Club, and
- with calls for beer, and still more beer, kept Nigger Mike and his
- assistants on the joyful jump.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Jackeen came in, Mike greeted him warmly, and placed a chair next to
- that of Johnny Rice. Conversation broke out concerning the dead and
- departed Kid Twist. While Twist was an Eastman and an enemy of Roxie&mdash;himself
- of the Five Points&mdash;the latter was no less moved to speak in highest
- terms of him. He defended this softness by remarking:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Twist's dead, see! An' once a guy's been put to bed wit' a shovel, if
- youse can't speak well of him youse had better can gabbin' about him
- altogether. Them's my sentiments.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded this,
- and ordered beer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist&mdash;according to the veracious Roxie&mdash;had not been wanting in
- brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious when
- he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard against
- raids by the police.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon another occasion, strictly commercial&mdash;so said Roxie&mdash;Twist
- had displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller. Baby
- Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept a grogshop
- in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke that cherubic
- publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's up?&rdquo; demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, &ldquo;there's a party chases in,
- smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's straight,&rdquo; chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
- dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold and
- precious stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What started youse, Twist?&rdquo; asked a friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's this way,&rdquo; explained Twist. &ldquo;I'm introducin' a celery bitters&mdash;because
- there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks him to buy. He hands
- me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the bum. After this, when I
- come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see! Sure, I cops an order for
- two cases from Flax before I leaves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
- gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
- sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
- vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five Points,
- had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no less he served
- them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland etiquette of the
- gangs.
- </p>
- <p>
- One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer flowed
- on unchecked.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
- statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
- merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the damper
- for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was powerless.
- </p>
- <p>
- As was well said by Roxie: &ldquo;W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
- cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
- him for bein' open after hours.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another day.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?&rdquo; asked St. Louis Bill, for there
- was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nigger Mike proceeded to lay bare the causes of that queerness. While
- engaged in a joint debate&mdash;years ago, it was&mdash;with a gentleman
- given as much to sudden petulances as to positive views, he had lost three
- of his teeth. Their place had been artifically but not artistically
- supplied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' lately they've been feelin' funny,&rdquo; explained Mike, alluding to the
- supplemental teeth, &ldquo;an' I toins 'em over to th' Doc to fix. That guy who
- made 'em for me foist must have been a bum dentist. An' at that, w'at do
- you t'ink he charges? I'm a Dutchman if he don't lash me to th' mast for
- forty bucks! He says th' gold plate is wort' twenty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Mike,&rdquo; said Nannie Miller, who'd been listening, &ldquo;I don't want to
- make you sore, but on the level you talk like your mouth is full of mush.
- I'd make th' Doc come through wit' 'em as soon as I could.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He says he'll bring 'em in to-morry,&rdquo; returned Mike.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's ten to one you don't see 'em for a week,&rdquo; declared the pessimistic
- St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;Youse can't tell nothin' about them hop-heads. They say
- 'to-morry' when they mean next year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- St. Louis Bill, being virtuously superior to opium, never lost a chance to
- speak scornfully of those who couldn't make that boast.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike, at the discouraging view expressed, became doleful. &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he
- observed, &ldquo;I'd look like a sucker, wouldn't I, if anything happens th'
- Doc, an' I don't get 'em?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- St. Louis Bill assured Mike that he would indeed look like a sucker, and
- re-declared his conviction&mdash;based upon certain occult creepings and
- crawlings in his bones&mdash;that Mike had seen the last of those teeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take my steer,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill in conclusion; &ldquo;treat them teeth you
- gives th' Doc as a dead issue, an' go get measured for some more. Twenty
- dollars wort' of gold, you says! It ain't no cinch but the Doc's hocked
- 'em for hop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin' to that!&rdquo; returned Mike, decisively. &ldquo;Th' Doc's a square guy.
- Them teeth is all safe enough. Only, as you says, bein' he hits the pipe,
- he may be slow about chasin' in wit' 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While Nigger Mike and his guests are in talk, run your eye over the scene.
- Those citizens of Gangland assembled about the Chatham Club tables would
- have made a study, and mayhap a chapter, for Lombroso. Speaking generally,
- they are a stunted litter, these gangmen, and seldom stand taller than
- five feet four. Their weight wouldn't average one hundred and twenty
- pounds. They are apt to run from the onslaught of an outsider. This is not
- perhaps from cowardice; but they dislike exertion, even the exertion of
- fighting, and unless it be to gain money or spoil, or a point of honor is
- involved&mdash;as in their duels and gang wars&mdash;they back away from
- trouble. In their gang battles, or when fighting the police, their
- strategy is to lie flat on the ground and shoot. Thus they save themselves
- a clubbing, and the chances from hostile lead are reduced.
- </p>
- <p>
- To be sure there are exceptions. Such as Chick Tricker, Ike the Blood, Big
- Mike Abrams, Jack Sirocco, the Dropper, and the redoubtable Jimmy Kelly
- never fly and always fight. No one ever saw their backs.
- </p>
- <p>
- You are inclined to doubt the bloody character of those gang battles. Why
- doesn't one hear of them?&mdash;you ask. Because the police conceal as
- much as may be all word and all sign of them. For the public to know might
- get the police criticized, and they are granted enough of that without
- inviting it through any foolish frankness. The hospitals, however, will
- tell you of a weekly average of fifty patients, suffering from knife or
- gun-shot wounds, not to name fractures born of bottles, bricks and
- blackjacks. A bottle judiciously wielded, or a beer stein prudently broken
- in advance to assure a jagged edge, is no mean weapon where warriors are
- many and the fields of battle close.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Roxie rattled on, and the others gave interested ear, Jackeen was
- commenting in discouraged whispers to Johnny Rice on those twin setbacks
- of the Division Street stick-up and the Savoy safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks like nobody's got any dough,&rdquo; replied Rice, in a spirit of
- sympathy. &ldquo;Take me own self. I ain't made a touch youse could call a
- touch, for a mont' of Sundays. Me rag, Josie, an' I was chin-nin' about it
- on'y last night, an' Josie herself says she never sees th' town so dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's somethin' fierce!&rdquo; returned Jackeen, moodily.
- </p>
- <p>
- More beer, and a moment of silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's you' goil May doin'?&rdquo; asked Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She's graftin' a little,&rdquo; responded Jackeen; &ldquo;but w'at wit' th' stores
- full of private dicks a booster can't do much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you can bet May ought to know!&rdquo; returned Rice. &ldquo;As a derrick, she'
- got the Darby Kid an' the best of 'em beat four ways from th' jack. She
- could bring home th' bacon, if any of them hoisters could.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then appeared Lulu the houseless&mdash;Lulu, the forlorn and outcast Eve
- of that Catherine Street Eden!
- </p>
- <p>
- Lulu stood a polite moment behind the chair of Jackeen. At a lull in the
- talk, she whispered a word in his ear. He looked up, nodded, and then
- followed her out into Doyers Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's this way,&rdquo; said Lulu. &ldquo;May's copped th' Doc from me, see! An' she's
- givin' you the cross, Jackeen. You ought to hand her out a good heatin'.
- She's over hittin' the pipe wit' th' Doc right now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;G'wan!&rdquo; came jealously from Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Honest! You come wit' me to number Nineteen, an' I'll show youse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen paused as though weighing the pros and cons.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me go get Ricey,&rdquo; he said at last. &ldquo;He's got a good nut, an' I'll put
- th' play up to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; responded Lulu, impatient in her desolation; &ldquo;but get a move
- on! I've wised you; an' now, if you're any good at all, you'll take May
- out of number Nineteen be th' mop. W'at license has she, or any other
- skirt for that matter, got to do me out of me Doc?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last ended in a howl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving Lulu in the midst of her complaints, Jackeen wheeled back into the
- Chatham Club for a word with Rice. Even during his absence, a change had
- come over the company. He found Rice, St. Louis Bill and Nannie Miller,
- holding anxious confab with a ratfaced person who had just come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;See here, Jackeen,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill in an excited whisper, &ldquo;there's
- been a rap about that Savoy safe trick, an' th' bulls are right now
- lookin' for th' whole mob. They say it's us, too, who put that rube in the
- air over in Division Street.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' th' question is,&rdquo; broke in Nannie Miller, who was quick to act, &ldquo;do
- we stand pat, or do we do a lammister?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's on'y one answer to that,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;For my end of it
- I'm goin' to lamm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen had May and his heart troubles upon the back of his regard. Still
- he heard; and he arrived at a decision. He would run&mdash;yes; for flight
- was preferable to four stone walls. But he must have revenge&mdash;revenge
- upon the Doc and May.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit' th' bulls after me, an' me away, it 'ud be comin' too soft for 'em,&rdquo;
- thought Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse say?&rdquo; asked St. Louis Bill, who was getting nervous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did youse get the woid?&rdquo; demanded Jackeen, turning upon Ratface. It
- was he who had brought the warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm a stool for one of the bulls,&rdquo; replied Ratface, &ldquo;an' it's him tells
- me you blokes is wanted, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So you're stoolin' for a Central Office cop?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen's manner was fraught with suspicion. &ldquo;How do we know you're givin'
- us th' correct dope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miller knows me,&rdquo; returned Ratface, &ldquo;an' so does Bill. They'll tell youse
- I'm a right guy. That stool thing is only a stall. I gets more out of the
- bull than he gets out of me. Sure; I give him a dead one now an' then,
- just be way of puttin' in a prop for meself. But not youse;&mdash;w'en
- it's any of me friends I puts 'em hep, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you sign for this duck?&rdquo; demanded Jackeen of St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;He's a
- new one on me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me, he's all right,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill, decisively. &ldquo;Why,
- you ought to know him, Jackeen. He joined out wit' that mob of gons Goldie
- Louie took to Syracuse last fall. He's no farmer, neither; Ricey there
- ain't got nothin' on him as a tool.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This endorsement of Ratface settled all doubt. Jackeen's mind was made up.
- Addressing the others, he said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fade's the woid! I'll meet youse over in Hoboken to-night at Beansey's.
- Better make th' ferry one at a time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse want to wait till night for?&rdquo; asked Nannie Miller. &ldquo;Th'
- foist t'ing you know you'll get th' collar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm goin' to take the chance, though,&rdquo; retorted Jackeen. &ldquo;It's some
- private business of me own. An' say&rdquo;&mdash;looking at Rice&mdash;&ldquo;I want a
- pal. Will youse stick, Ricey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure, Mike!&rdquo; said Rice, who had nerve and knew how to be loyal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus it was adjusted. Ratface went his way, to exercise his gifts of
- mendacity upon his Central Office principal, while the others scattered&mdash;all
- save Jackeen and Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen gave his faithful friend the story of his wrongs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wouldn't have thought it of the Doc,&rdquo; was the pensive comment of Rice.
- He had exalted the Doc, because of his book learning, and groaned to see
- his idol fall. &ldquo;No, I wouldn't have guessed it of him! Of course, it's
- different wit' a doll. They'd double-cross their own mothers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over in Catherine Street at number Nineteen the Doc was teaching May how
- to cook opium. The result fell below the Doc's elevated notions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You aren't to be compared with Lulu,&rdquo; he complained, as he trimmed the
- peanut-oil lamp. &ldquo;All Chinatown couldn't show Lulu's equal for cooking
- hop. She had a genius for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc took the needle from May, and cooked for himself. May looked
- discouraged and hurt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's all right,&rdquo; said the Doc, dreamily, replying to the look of injury.
- &ldquo;You'll get it right in time, dear. Only, of course, you'll never quite
- equal Lulu; that would be impossible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc twirled the little ball of opium in the flame of the lamp,
- watching the color as it changed. May looked on as upon the labors of a
- master.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll smoke a couple of pipes,&rdquo; vouchsafed the Doc; &ldquo;then I must get to
- work on Nigger Mike's, teeth. Mike's a good fellow; they're all good
- fellows over at the Chatham Club,&rdquo; and the Doc sank back upon the pallet.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the sound of someone in the hall. Then came those calmative four
- rings and four taps.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's Mike now,&rdquo; said the Doc, his eyes half closed. &ldquo;Let him in; I
- suppose he's come for his teeth. I'll have to give him a stand-off. Mike
- ought to have two sets of teeth. Then he could wear the one while I'm
- fixing the other. It's a good idea; I'll tell him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- May, warned by some instinct, opened the door but a timorous inch. What
- she saw did not inspire confidence, and she tried with all her little
- strength to close and bolt it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Too late!
- </p>
- <p>
- The door was flung inward, and Jackeen, followed by Rice, entered the
- room. They paid no heed to the opium fumes; almost stifling they were, but
- Jackeen and Rice had long been used to them.
- </p>
- <p>
- May gazed at Jackeen like one planet-struck. The Doc, moveless on the
- pallet, hardly raised his opium-weighted lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is a fine game I'm gettin'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen sneered out the words. The Doc pulled tranquilly at his pipe;
- while May stood voiceless, staring with scared eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd ought to peg a bullet into you,&rdquo; continued Jackeen, addressing May.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had drawn his heavy gun. May stood as if the sight of the weapon had
- frozen her. Jackeen brought it down on her temple. The Doc never moved.
- Peace&mdash;the peace of the poppy&mdash;was on his brow and in his heart.
- May fell to the floor, her face a-reek with blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you've got yours!&rdquo; said Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- May struggled unsteadily to her feet, and began groping for the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That ought to do youse till I get back,&rdquo; was Jackeen's good-by. &ldquo;You'll
- need a few stitches for that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Unruffled, untroubled, the Doc drew blandly at the mouthpiece of the pipe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen surveyed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go on!&rdquo; cried Rice; &ldquo;hand it to him, if you're goin' to!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Rice was becoming fretted. He hadn't Jackeen's sustaining interest.
- Besides, he was thinking of that word from the Central Office, and how
- much safer he would be with Beansey, on the Hoboken side of the Hudson.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen took a step nearer. The Doc smiled, eyes just showing through the
- dreamy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Turn it loose!&rdquo; cried Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- The gun exploded five times, and five bullets ploughed their way into the
- Doc's body.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a cry, not a movement! The bland, pleased smile never left the sallow
- face. With his mouth to the pipestem, the Doc dreamed on.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the street, Jackeen and Rice passed Lulu. As they brushed by her, Rice
- fell back a pace and whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He croaked th' Doc.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lulu gave a gulping cry and hurried on.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that you, Lulu?&rdquo; asked the Doc, his drug-uplifted soul untouched,
- untroubled by what had passed, and what would come. Still, he must have
- dimly known; for his next words, softly spoken, were: &ldquo;I'm sorry about
- Mike's teeth! Cook me a pill, dear; I want one last good smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VII.&mdash;LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a perfect
- day for a funeral. The thin October air had in it a half-chill, like the
- cutting edge of the coming winter, still six weeks away. The leaves, crisp
- and brown from early frosts, seemed to rustle approval of the mournful
- completeness of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- Florists' shops had been ransacked, greenhouses laid waste, the leading
- carriages were moving jungles of blossoms. It was magnificent, and as the
- procession wound its slow way into Calvary, the heart of the undertaker
- swelled with pride. Not that he was justified; the glory was the glory of
- Paper-Box Johnny, who stood back of all this gloomy splendor with his
- purse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; was Paper-Box's word to the undertaker, &ldquo;I'm no piker, an'
- neither was Phil; so wade in wit' th' bridle off, an' make th' spiel same
- as if you was buryin' yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus exhorted, and knowing the solvency of Paper-Box, the undertaker had
- no more than broken even with his responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- Later, Paper-Box became smitten of concern because he hadn't thought to
- hire a brass band. A brass band, he argued, breathing Chopin's Funeral
- March, would have given the business a last artistic touch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd ought to have me nut caved in for forget-tin' it,&rdquo; he declared; &ldquo;but
- Phil bein' croaked like he was, got me rattled. I'm all in th' air right
- now! Me head won't be on straight ag'in for a mont'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the face of Paper-Box's self-condemnation, ones expert in those
- sorrowful matters of crape and immortelles, averred that the funeral was a
- credit to Casey, and regrets were expressed that the bullet in that dead
- hero's brain forbade his sitting up in the hearse and enjoying what was
- being done in his honor.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the first shovelful of earth awoke the hollow responses of the coffin,
- there occurred what story writers are fond of describing as a dramatic
- incident. As though the hollow coffin-note had been the dead voice of
- Casey calling, Dago Frankie knelt at the edge of the grave. Lifting his
- hands to heaven, he vowed to shed without mercy the blood of Goldie Louie
- and Brother Bill Orr, on sight. The vow was well received by the uncovered
- ring of mourners, and no one doubted but Casey's eternal slumbers would be
- the sounder for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the beginning, she went by the name of Leoni; the same being
- subsequently lengthened, for good and sufficient reasons, to Leoni the
- Trouble Maker. As against this, however, her monaker, with the addition,
- &ldquo;Badger,&rdquo; as written upon her picture&mdash;gallery number 7409&mdash;to
- be found in that interesting art collection maintained by the police, was
- given as Mabel Grey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni&mdash;according to Detective Biddinger of that city's Central Office&mdash;was
- born in Chicago, upon a spot not distant from the banks of the classic
- Drainage Canal. She came to New York, and began attracting police
- attention about eight years ago. In those days, radiant as a star, face of
- innocent beauty, her affections were given to an eminent pickpocket known
- and dreaded as Crazy Barry, and it was the dance she led that bird-headed
- person's unsettled destinies which won her the <i>nom de cour</i> of
- Trouble Maker.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was unfortunate, perhaps, since it led to many grievous complications,
- that Leoni's love lacked every quality of the permanent. Hot, fierce, it
- resembled in its intensity a fire in a lumber yard. Also, like a fire in a
- lumber yard, it soon burned itself out. Her heart was as the heart of a
- wild goose, and wondrous migratory.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having loved Crazy Barry for a space, Leoni turned cool, then cold, then
- fell away from him altogether. At this, Crazy Barry, himself a volcano of
- sensibility, with none of Leoni's saving genius to grow cold, waxed wroth
- and chafed.
- </p>
- <p>
- While in this mixed and storm-tossed humor, he came upon Leoni in the
- company of a fellow gonoph known as McTafife. In testimony of what
- hell-pangs were tearing at his soul, Crazy Barry fell upon McTaffe, and
- cut him into red ribbons with a knife. He would have cut his throat, and
- spoke of doing so, but was prevailed upon to refrain by Kid Jacobs, who
- pointed out the electrocutionary inconveniences sure to follow such a
- ceremony.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They'd slam youse in th' chair, sure!&rdquo; was the sober-headed way that
- Jacobs put it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Crazy Barry, one hand in McTafife's hair, had drawn the latter's head
- across his knee, the better to attend to the throat-cutting. Convinced,
- however, by the words of Jacobs, he let the head, throat all unslashed,
- fall heavily to the floor. After which, first wiping the blood from his
- knife on McTafife's coat&mdash;for he had an instinct to be neat&mdash;he
- lam-mistered for parts unknown, while McTafife was conveyed to the New
- York Hospital. This chanced in the Sixth Avenue temple of entertainment
- kept by the late Paddy the Pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once out of the hospital and into the street, McTafife and the fair Leoni
- found no trouble in being all the world to one another. Crazy Barry was a
- thing of the past and, since the Central Office dicks wanted him, likely
- to remain so.
- </p>
- <p>
- McTafife was of the swell mob. He worked with Goldie Louie, Fog-eye Howard
- and Brother Bill Orr. Ask any Central Office bull, half learned in his
- trade of crook-catcher, and he'll tell you that these names are of a
- pick-purse peerage. McTaffe himself was the stinger, and personally
- pinched the poke, or flimped the thimble, or sprung the prop, of whatever
- boob was being trimmed. The others, every one a star, were proud to act as
- his stalls; and that, more than any Central Office assurance, should show
- how near the top was McTaffe in gonoph estimation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every profession has its drawbacks, and that of picking pockets possesses
- several. For one irritating element, it is apt to take the practitioner
- out of town for weeks on end. Some sucker puts up a roar, perhaps, and
- excites the assiduities of the police; or there is a prize fight at Reno,
- or a World's Fair at St. Louis, or a political convention at Chicago, or a
- crowd-gathering tour by some notable like Mr. Roosevelt or Mr. Taft, which
- gives such promise of profit that it is not to be refused. Thus it befell
- that McTaffe, with his mob, was greatly abroad in the land, leaving Leoni
- deserted and alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once McTaffe remained away so long that it caused Leoni uneasiness, if not
- alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mack's fell for something,&rdquo; was the way she set forth her fears to Big
- Kitty: &ldquo;You can gamble he's in hock somewheres, or I'd have got the office
- from him by wire or letter long ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When McTaffe at last came back, his face exhibited pain and defeat. He
- related how the mob had been caught in a jam in Chihuahua, and Goldie
- Louie lagged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The rest of the fleet managed to make a getaway,&rdquo; said McTaffe, &ldquo;all but
- poor Goldie. Those Greasers have got him right, too; he's cinched to do a
- couple of spaces sure. When I reached El Paso, I slimmed me roll for five
- hundred bucks, an' hired him a mouthpiece. But what good is a mouthpiece
- when there ain't the shadow of a chance to spring him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Goldie got a rumble, did he?&rdquo; said Leoni, with a half sigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her tones were pensive to the verge of tears; since her love for Goldie
- was almost if not quite equal to the love she bore McTaffe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie lay caged in the Chihuahua calaboose, and Sanky Dunn joined
- out with McTaffe and the others in his place. With forces thus
- reorganized, McTaffe took up the burdens of life again, and&mdash;here one
- day and gone the next&mdash;existence for himself and Leoni returned to
- old-time lines.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni met Casey. With smooth, dark, handsome face, Casey was the superior
- in looks of either McTaffe or Goldie Louie. Also, he had fame as a
- gun-fighter, and for a rock-like steadiness under fire. He was credited,
- too, by popular voice, with having been busy in the stirring, near
- vicinity of events, when divers gentlemen got bumped off. This had in it a
- fascination for Leoni, who&mdash;as have the ladies of every age and clime&mdash;dearly
- loved a warrior. Moreover, Casey had money, and, unlike those others, he
- was always on the job. This last was important to Leoni, who at any moment
- might find herself at issue with the powers, and Casey, because of his
- political position, could speak to the judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni loved Casey, even as she had aforetime loved McTaffe, Goldie Louie
- and Crazy Barry. True, Casey owned a wife. But there arose nothing in his
- conduct to indicate it; and since he was too much of a gentleman to let it
- get in any one's way, Leoni herself was so generous as to treat it as a
- technicality.
- </p>
- <p>
- McTaffe and his mob returned from a losing expedition through the West.
- Leoni asked as to results.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; explained McTaffe, sulkily, &ldquo;th' trip was not only a waterhaul, but
- it leaves me on the nut for twelve hundred bones.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- McTaffe turned his pockets inside out, by way of corroboration.
- </p>
- <p>
- While thus irritated because of that financial setback, McTaffe heard of
- Leoni's blushing nearness to Casey. It was the moment of all moments when
- he was least able to bear the blow with philosophy.
- </p>
- <p>
- And McTaffe stormed. Going farther, and by way of corrective climax, he
- knocked Leoni down with a club. After which&mdash;according to
- eye-witnesses, who spoke without prejudice&mdash;he proceeded to beat her
- up for fair.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni told her adventures to Casey, and showed him what a harvest of
- bruises her love for him had garnered. Casey, who hadn't been born and
- brought up in Mulberry Bend to become a leading light of Gangland for
- nothing, took his gun and issued forth on the trail of McTaffe. McTaffe
- left town. Also, that he didn't take his mob with him proved that not
- graft, but fear of Casey, was the bug beneath the chip of his
- disappearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's sherried,&rdquo; Casey told Leoni, when that ill-used beauty asked if he
- had avenged her bruises. &ldquo;But he'll blow in ag'in; an' when he does I'll
- cook him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie came up from Chihuahua, his yellow hair shot with gray, the
- prison pallor in the starved hollows of his cheeks. Mexicans are the most
- merciless of jailers. Fog-eye Howard, who was nothing if not a gossip,
- wised him up as to Leoni's love for Casey. In that connection Fog-eye
- related how McTaffe, having rebuked Leoni's heart wanderings with that
- convincing club, had now become a fugitive from Casey's gun.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having heard Fog-eye to the end, Goldie faithfully hunted up Leoni and
- wore out a second club on her himself. Again did Leoni creep to Casey with
- her woes and her wrongs, and again did that Knight of Mulberry Bend gird
- up his fierce loins to avenge her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let us step rearward a pace.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the Committee of Fourteen, in its uneasy purities, had caused Chick
- Tricker's Park Row license to be revoked, Tricker, seeking a livelihood,
- became the owner of the Stag in Twenty-eighth Street, just off Broadway.
- That license revocation had been a financial jolt, and now in new
- quarters, with Berlin Auggy, whom he had brought with him as partner, he
- was striving, in every way not likely to invoke police interference to
- re-establish his prostrate destiny.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the evening next after the one upon which Goldie Louie, following
- the example of the vanished McTaffe, had expressed club-wise his
- disapproval of Leoni's love for Casey. The Stag was a riot of life and
- light and laughter; music and conversation and drink prevailed. In the
- rear room&mdash;fenced off from the bar by swinging doors&mdash;was Goldie
- Louie, together with Fog-eye Howard, Brother Bill Orr and Sanky Dunn.
- There, too, Whitey Dutch was entertaining certain of the choicest among
- the Five Pointers. Scattered here and there were Little Red, the Baltimore
- Rat, Louis Buck, Stager Bennett, Jack Cohalan, the Humble Dutchman, and
- others of renown in the grimy chivalry of crime. There were fair ones,
- too, and the silken sex found dulcet representation in such unchallenged
- belles as Pretty Agnes, Jew Yetta, Dutch Ida, and Anna Gold. True, an
- artist in womanly beauty might have found defects in each of these. And if
- so? Venus had a mole on her cheek, Helen a scar on her chin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker was not with his guests at the Stag that night. His father had
- been reported sick, and Tricker was in filial attendance at the Fourteenth
- Street bedside of his stricken sire. In his absence, Auggy took charge,
- and under his genial management beer flowed, coin came in, and all Stag
- things went moving merrily.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitey Dutch, speaking to Stagger Bennett concerning Pioggi, aforetime put
- away in the Elmira Reformatory for the Coney Island killing of Cyclone
- Louie and Kid Twist, made quite a tale of how Pioggi, having served his
- time, had again shown up in town. Whitey mentioned, as a matter for
- general congratulation, that Pioggi's Elmira experience had not robbed him
- of his right to vote, as would have been the blighting case had he gone to
- Sing Sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow,&rdquo; grumbled the
- Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. &ldquo;I've been up th' river twict,
- an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them law-makin' stiffs
- is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a pain!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
- </p>
- <p>
- Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
- Office representative who performed towards them in the triple rôle of
- guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
- males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and Fine
- Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
- graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while their
- proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and princely
- ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's an honor, loides an' gents,&rdquo; said Auggy, &ldquo;merely to see your maps in
- the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house. Your
- dough don't go here, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If they
- could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
- liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their visit,
- after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears afire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to their
- slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said goodbye. They
- must drop in&mdash;they explained&mdash;at the Haymarket, just around the
- corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but was visibly
- relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something,&rdquo; said Auggy, &ldquo;an'
- of course if anything did break loose&mdash;any little t'ing, if it ain't
- no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw&mdash;one of them Fift' Avenoo
- dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say!&rdquo; broke in Anna Gold resentfully; &ldquo;it's somethin' fierce th' way them
- high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think they're
- tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have snatched one
- of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th' mop; an' w'en
- I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have had to tell no
- one she'd been slummin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, forget it!&rdquo; interposed Auggy warningly. &ldquo;You go reachin' for any
- skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop an'
- you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that rough-house
- stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!&rdquo; retorted the acrid Anna,
- in mighty dudgeon. &ldquo;An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't six weeks
- since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots Joe Rocks full
- of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff,&rdquo; commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, &ldquo;or
- you'll hit the street on your frizzes&mdash;don't make no mistake!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Observing the stormy slant the talk was taking, Whitey Dutch
- diplomatically ordered beer, and thus put an end to debate. It was a move
- full of wisdom. Auggy was made nervous by the absence of Tricker, and Anna
- the Voluble, on many a field, had shown herself a lady of spirit.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the evening at the Stag thus went happily wearing towards the
- smaller hours, over in Twenty-ninth Street, a block away, the stuss game
- of Casey and Paper-Box Johnny was in full and profitable blast. Paper-Box
- himself was in active charge. Casey had for the moment abandoned business
- and every thought of it. Leoni had just informed him of those visitations
- at the hands of Goldie Louie, and set him to thinking on other things than
- cards.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' he says,&rdquo; concluded Leoni, preparing to go, &ldquo;after he's beat me half
- to death, 'now chase 'round an' tell your Dago friend, Casey, that my
- monaker ain't McTaffe, an' that if he starts to hand me anythin', I'll put
- him down in Bellevue for the count.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark face of Casey displayed both anger and resolution. He made
- neither threat nor comment, but his eyes were full of somber fires. Leoni
- departed with an avowed purpose of subjecting her injuries to the curative
- effects of arnica, while Casey continued to gloom and glower, drinking
- deeply the while to take the edge off his feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harry Lemmy, a once promising prize-fighter of the welter-weight variety,
- showed up. Also, he had no more than settled to the drink, which Casey&mdash;whom
- the wrongs of his idolized Leoni could not render unmindful of the claims
- of hospitality&mdash;had ordered, when Jack Kenny and Charlie Young
- appeared.
- </p>
- <p>
- The latter, not alive to the fatal importance of such news, spoke of the
- Stag, which he had left but the moment before, and of the presence there
- of Goldie Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;McTaffe's stalls, Fog-eye, Brother Bill an' Sanky Dunn, are lushin' wit'
- him,&rdquo; said Young. &ldquo;You know Sanky filled in wit' th' mob th' time Goldie
- gets settled in Mexico.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie, only a block away, set the torch to Casey's heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's Dago Frankie?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dago Frankie was his nearest and most trusted friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's over in Sixt' Avenoo shootin' craps,&rdquo; replied Lemmy. &ldquo;Shall I go dig
- him up?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It don't matter,&rdquo; said Casey, after a moment's thought. Then, getting up
- from his chair, he inquired, &ldquo;Have you guys got your cannons?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure t'ing!&rdquo; came the general chorus, with a closer from Kenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've got two,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;A sport might get along wit'out a change of
- shoits in Noo York, but he never ought to be wit'out a change of guns.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's on, Phil?&rdquo; asked Charlie Young, anxiously, as Casey pulled a
- magazine pistol, and carefully made sure that its stomach was full of
- cartridges; &ldquo;w'at's on?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm goin' over to the Stag,&rdquo; replied Casey. &ldquo;If you ducks'll listen
- you'll hear a dog howl in about a minute.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll not only listen, but we'll go 'long,&rdquo; returned Young.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lemmy and Kenny fell behind the ethers. &ldquo;W'at's th' muss?&rdquo; whispered
- Lemmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Leoni,&rdquo; explained Kenny guardedly. &ldquo;Goldie give her a wallop or two
- last night, an' Phil's goin' to do him for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Casey strode into the Stag, his bosom a storm-center for every black
- emotion. The sophisticated Auggy smelled instant trouble on him, as one
- smells fire in a house. Bending over the friendly shoulder of Whitey
- Dutch, Auggy spoke in a low tone of warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Phil Casey,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;an' t'ree of his bunch. It's apples to
- ashes he's gunnin' for Goldie. If Chick were here, now, he'd somehow put
- the smother on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give him a call-down your own self,&rdquo; was Whitey's counsel. &ldquo;W'at with
- Chick's license bein' revoked in Park Row, an' Joe Rocks goin' to the
- hospital from here only a little over a mont' ago, the least bit of
- cannonadin' 's bound to put th' joint in Dutch all the way from
- headquarters to the State excise dubs in Albany.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it,&rdquo; returned Auggy, in great trouble of mind. &ldquo;If a gun so much
- as cracks once, it'll be th' fare-you-well of the Stag.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at do youse say?&rdquo; demanded the loyal Whitey. &ldquo;I'm wit' youse, an'
- I'm wit' Chick, an' I'm wit' Goldie. Give th' woid, an' I'll pull in a
- harness bull from off his beat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, none of that! Chick'd sooner burn the joint than call a cop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go give Casey a chin,&rdquo; said Whitey, &ldquo;meb-by I can hold him down. You
- put Goldie wise. Tell him to keep his lamps on Casey, an' if Casey reaches
- for his gatt to beat him to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Casey the decisive moved swiftly, however, and the proposed peace
- intervention failed for being too slow. Casey got a glimpse of Goldie
- through the separating screen doors. It was all he wanted. The next moment
- he had charged through.
- </p>
- <p>
- Chairs crashed, tables were overthrown, women shrieked and men cursed.
- Twenty guns were out. Casey fired six times at Goldie Louie, and six times
- missed that lucky meddler with other people's pocket-books. Not that
- Casey's efforts were altogether thrown away. His first bullet lodged in
- the stomach of Fog-eye, while his third broke the arm of Brother Bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitey Dutch reached Casey as the latter began his artillery practice, and
- sought by word and moderate force to induce a truce. Losing patience,
- however, Whitey, as Casey fired his final shot, pulled his own gun and put
- a bullet through and through that berserk's head. As Casey fell forward, a
- second bullet&mdash;coming from anywhere&mdash;buried itself in his back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the Lord, I've croaked Phil!&rdquo; was the exclamation of Whitey, addressed
- to no one in particular.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were Whitey's last words; some one shoved the muzzle of a gun against
- his temple, and he fell by the side of Casey.
- </p>
- <p>
- No sure list of dead and wounded for that evening's battle of the Stag
- will ever be compiled. The guests scattered like a flock of blackbirds.
- Some fled limping and groaning, others nursing an injured arm, while three
- or four, too badly hurt to travel, were dragged into nooks of safety by
- friends who'd come through untouched. There was blood to the east, blood
- to the west, on the Twenty-eighth Street pavements, and a wounded
- gentleman was picked up in Broadway, two blocks away. The wounded one,
- full of a fine prudence and adhering strictly to gang teachings, declared
- that the bullet which had struck him was a bullet of mystery. Also, he
- gave his word of honor that, personally, he had never once heard of the
- Stag.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the police reached the field of battle&mdash;wearing the ill-used
- airs of folk who had been unwarrantably disturbed&mdash;they found Casey
- and Whitey Dutch dead on the floor, and Fog-eye groaning in a corner. To
- these&mdash;counting the injured Brother Bill and the prudent one picked
- up in Broadway, finally identified as Sanky Dunn&mdash;rumor added two
- dead and eleven wounded.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni?
- </p>
- <p>
- The Central Office dicks who met that lamp of loveliness the other evening
- in Broadway reported her as in abundant spirits, and more beautiful than
- ever. She had received a letter from McTaffe, she said, who sent his love,
- and her eyes shone like twin stars because of the joy she felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mack always had a good heart,&rdquo; said Leoni.
- </p>
- <p>
- Paper-Box Johnny&mdash;all in tears&mdash;bore sorrowful word of her loss
- to Mrs. Casey, calling that matron from her slumbers to receive it.
- Paper-Box managed delicately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's time to dig up black!&rdquo; sobbed Paper-Box; &ldquo;they've copped Phil.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Copped Phil?&rdquo; repeated Mrs. Casey, sleepily. &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On a slab in the morgue. Youse'd better chase yourself over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; returned Mrs. Casey, making ready to go back to bed, &ldquo;I will
- after awhile.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>nowledge is power,
- and power is a good thing, as you yourself well know. Since Eve opened the
- way, and she and Adam paid the price&mdash;a high one, I sometimes think&mdash;you
- are entitled to every kind of knowledge. Also, you are entitled to all
- that you can get.
- </p>
- <p>
- But having acquired knowledge, you are not entitled to peddle it out in
- secret to Central Office bulls, at a cost of liberty and often life to
- other men. When you do that you are a snitch, and have thrown away your
- right to live. Anyone is free to kill you out of hand, having regard only
- to his own safety. For such is the common law of Gangland.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let me ladle out a cautionary spoonful.
- </p>
- <p>
- As you go about accumulating knowledge, you should fix your eye upon one
- or two great truths. You must never forget that when you are close enough
- to see a man you are close enough to be seen. It is likewise foolish,
- weakly foolish, to assume that you are the only gas jet in the chandelier,
- the only pebble on the beach, or possess the only kodak throughout the
- entire length of the boardwalk. Bear ever in mind that while you are
- getting the picture of some other fellow, he in all human chance is
- snapping yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- This last is not so much by virtue of any law of Gangland as by a law of
- nature. Its purpose is to preserve that equilibrium, wanting which, the
- universe itself would slip into chaos and the music of the spheres become
- but the rawest tuning of the elemental instruments. The stars would no
- longer sing together, but shriek together, and space itself would be
- driven to stop its ears. Folk who fail to carry these grave matters upon
- the constant shoulder of their regard, get into trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- At Gouverneur hospital, where he died, the register gave his name as
- &ldquo;Samuel Wendell,&rdquo; and let it go at that. The Central Office, which finds
- its profit in amplification, said, &ldquo;Samuel Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid
- Unger, <i>alias</i> the Ghost,&rdquo; and further identified him as &ldquo;brother to
- Johnny the Mock.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Samuel Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid Unger, <i>alias</i> the Ghost, brother to
- Johnny the Mock, was not the original Ghost. Until less than two years ago
- the title was honorably worn by Mashier, who got twenty spaces for a night
- trick he turned in Brooklyn. Since Mashier could not use the name in Sing
- Sing, Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock, adopted
- it for his own. It fitted well with his midnight methods and noiseless,
- gliding, skulking ways. Moreover, since it was upon his own sly rap to the
- bulls, who made the collar, that Mashier got pinched, he may have felt
- himself entitled to the name as part of his reward. The Indian scalps his
- victim, and upon a similar principle Wendell, <i>alias</i> Unger, brother
- to Johnny the Mock, when Mashier was handed that breath-taking twenty
- years, may have decided to call himself the Ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- It will never be precisely known how and why and by whose hand the Ghost
- was killed, although it is common opinion that Pretty Agnes had much to do
- with it. Also, common opinion is more often right than many might believe.
- In view of that possible connection with the bumping off of the Ghost,
- Pretty Agnes is worth a word. She could not have been called old. When
- upon a certain Saturday evening, not remote, she stepped into Jack
- Sirocco's in Chatham Square, her years counted fewer than nineteen. Still,
- she had seen a good deal&mdash;or a bad deal&mdash;whichever you prefer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes' father, a longshoreman, had found his bread along the docks.
- None better ever-shaped for a boss stevedore, or trotted up a gangplank
- with a 280-pound sack of sugar on his back. One day he fell between the
- side of a moored ship and the stringpiece of the wharf; and the ship,
- being at that moment ground against the wharf by the swell from a passing
- steamer, he was crushed. Those who looked on called him a fool for having
- been killed in so poor a way. He was too dead to resent the criticism, and
- after that his widow, the mother of Pretty Agnes, took in washing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mother washed, and Pretty Agnes carried home the clothes. This went on
- for three years. One wind-blown afternoon, as the mother was hanging out
- clothes on the roof&mdash;a high one&mdash;and refreshing her energies
- with intermittent gin from the bottle of her neighbor, the generous Mrs.
- Callahan, she stepped backward down an airshaft. She struck the flags ten
- stories below, and left Pretty Agnes to look out for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Looking out for herself, Pretty Agnes worked in a sweatshop in Division
- Street. Here she made three dollars a week and needed five. The sweatshop
- owner&mdash;for she was a dream of loveliness, with a fog of blue-black
- hair and deep brown eyes&mdash;offered to make up the lacking two, and was
- accepted.
- </p>
- <p>
- Round, ripe, willowy, Pretty Agnes graduated from the Division Street
- sweatshop to a store in Twenty-third Street. There she served as a cloak
- model, making fourteen dollars a week while needing twenty. The manager of
- the cloak store was as generous as had been the owner of the sweatshop,
- and benevolently made up the absent six.
- </p>
- <p>
- For Pretty Agnes was lovelier than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Also, it has the same effect
- on Jill. Pretty Agnes&mdash;she had a trunkful of good clothes and yearned
- to show them&mdash;went three nights a week to one of those dancing
- academies wherewith the East Side was and is rife. As she danced she met
- Indian Louie, and lost no time in loving him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having advantage of her love, that seeker after doubtful dollars showed
- Pretty Agnes where and how she could make more money than would come to
- her as a cloak model in any Twenty-third Street store. Besides, he
- jealously disapproved of the benevolent manager, though, all things
- considered, it is hard to say why.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, who had grown weary of the manager and to whom Louie's word
- was law, threw over both the manager and her cloak-model position. After
- which she walked the streets for Louie&mdash;as likewise did Mollie Squint&mdash;and,
- since he often beat her, continued to love him from the bottom of her
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Between Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint, Louie lived sumptuously. Nor could
- they themselves be said to have altogether suffered; for each knew how to
- lick her fingers as a good cook should. Perhaps Louie was aware that his
- darlings held out on him, but regarded it as just an investment. He must
- have known that to dress well stood first among the demands of their
- difficult profession, which was ancient and had been honorable, albeit in
- latter days ill spoken of.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie died, and was mourned roundly by Pretty Agnes for eight weeks. Then
- she gave her love to Sammy Hart, who was out-on-the-safe. Charlie Lennard,
- <i>alias</i> Big Head, worked pal to Sammy Hart, and the Ghost went with
- them as outside man and to help in carrying the tools.
- </p>
- <p>
- Commonly Sammy and Big Head tackled only inferior safes, in cracking which
- nothing nobler nor more recondite than a can-opener was demanded. Now and
- then, however, when a first-class box had to be blown and soup was an
- absolute requirement, the Ghost came in exceeding handy. No yegg who ever
- swung under and traveled from town to town without a ticket, knew better
- than did the Ghost how to make soup.
- </p>
- <p>
- The soup-making process, while ticklish, ought to be worth reading about.
- A cake of dynamite is placed in the cold bottom of a kettle. Warm water is
- added, and the kettle set a-simmer over a benzine lamp. As the water
- heats, the dynamite melts into oil, and the oil&mdash;being lighter&mdash;rises
- to the top of the water.
- </p>
- <p>
- The oil is drawn softly off with a syringe, and as softly discharged into
- a bottle half filled with alcohol. The alcohol is to prevent explosion by
- jarring. Soup, half oil, half alcohol, can be fired with a fuse, but will
- sustain quite a jolt without resenting it.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was not true in an elder day, before our box workers discovered that
- golden alcoholic secret. There was a yegg once who was half in, half out,
- of the window of a P. O. Pie had the bottle of soup in his hip pocket. The
- sash fell, struck the consignment of hip-pocket soup, and all that was
- found of the yegg were the soles of his shoes. Nothing so disconcerting
- would have happened had the Ghost made the soup.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Ghost, while believed in by Big Head and Sammy, was distrusted by
- Pretty Agnes. She distrusted him because of his bad repute as a snitch.
- She called Sammy's attention to what tales were abroad to the black effect
- that the Ghost was a copper in his mildewed soul, and one time and another
- had served stoolpigeon to many dicks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy took no stock in these reports, and told Pretty Agnes so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Ghost's all right,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;he's been wit' me an' Big Head when we
- toins off twenty joints.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He may go wit' you,&rdquo; retorted Pretty Agnes, &ldquo;for twenty more tricks, an'
- never rap. But mark me woids, Sammy; in th' end he'll make a present of
- youse to th' bulls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy only laughed, holding that the feminine intelligence, while
- suspicious, was not a strong intelligence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Sammy, when he had ceased laughing, &ldquo;if th' Ghost does
- double-cross me, w'at'll youse do?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at'll I do? As sure as my monaker is Pretty Agnes, I'll have him
- cooked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good goil!&rdquo; said Sammy Hart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland discusses things social, commercial, political, and freely forms
- and gives opinions. From a panic in Wall Street to the making of a
- President, nothing comes or goes uncommented upon and unticketed in
- Gangland. Even the fashions are threshed out, and sage judgments rendered
- concerning frocks and hats and all the latest hints from Paris. This you
- can test for yourself, on any evening, at such hubs of popular interest as
- Sirocco's, Tony's, Jimmy Kelly's or the Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sirocco's was a-swarm with life that Saturday evening when Pretty Agnes
- dropped in so casually. At old Jimmy's table they were considering the
- steel trust investigation, then proceeding&mdash;ex-President Roosevelt
- had that day testified&mdash;and old Jimmy and the Irish Wop voiced their
- views, and gave their feelings vent. Across at Slimmy's the dread doings
- of a brace of fair ones, who had excited Coney Island by descending upon
- that lively suburb in harem skirts, was under discussion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Speaking of the steel trust investigation and its developments, old Jimmy
- was unbelting after this wise. Said he, bringing down his hairy fist with
- a whack that startled every beer glass on the table into an upward jump of
- full three inches:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' more I read of th' doin's of them rich guys, th' more I begin to
- think that th' makin' of a mutt lurks in every million dollars. Say, Wop,
- they don't know how to pick up a hand an' play it, after it's been dealt
- 'em. Take 'em off Wall Street an' mix 'em up wit' anything except stocks,
- an' they can't tell a fire plug from a song an' dance soubrette. If some
- ordinary skate was to go crabbin' his own personal game th' way they do
- theirs, th' next you'd hear that stew would be in Blooming-dale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat's eatin' yez now, Jimmy?&rdquo; inquired the Wop, carelessly. &ldquo;Is it that
- steel trusht thing th' pa-a-apers is so full of?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That an' th' way Morgan an' th' balance of that fur-lined push fall over
- themselves. Th' big thing they're shy on is diplomacy. When it comes to
- diplomacy, they're a lot of dead ones.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' phwat's diplom'cy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop didn't like big words; his feeling was to first question, then
- resent them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat's diplom'cy?&rdquo; he repeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Diplomacy,&rdquo; said old Jimmy, &ldquo;is any cunnin' move that lands th' trick.
- You wake up an' hear a noise; an' you think it's some porch-climber, like
- th' Nailer here, turnin' off th' joint. At that, not knowin' but he's
- framed up with a gun, you don't feel like goin' to th' mat with him. What
- do you do? Well, you use diplomacy. You tosses mebby a dumbbell over th'
- bannisters, an' lets it go bumpin' along from step to step, makin' more
- row than some geezer failin' down stairs with a kitchen stove. Th' racket
- throws a scare into th' Nailer, an' he beats it, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' that's diplom'cy!&rdquo; said the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Also, it's exactly what them Wall Streeters ain't got. Look at th' way
- they're always fightin' Roosevelt. For twenty-five years they've been
- roustin' Teddy; an' for twenty-five years they've done nothin' but keep
- him on th' map. When Teddy was in Mulberry Street th' Tammany ducks gets
- along with him as peaceful as a basketful of pups. Diplomacy does it;
- that, an' payin' strict attention to Teddy's blind side. 'What's th' use
- of kickin' in th' gate,' says they, 'when we knows where a picket's off
- th' fence?' You remember Big Florrie Sullivan puttin' young Brady on th'
- Force? Teddy's in Mulberry Street then. Do you think Big Florrie goes
- queerin' th' chances, be tellin' Teddy how Brady passes th' cush box in
- Father Curry's church? Not on your life! It wouldn't have been diplomacy;
- Teddy wouldn't have paid no attention. Big Florrie gets in his work like
- this:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Say, Commish,' he says, 'I sees th' fight of my life last night.
- Nineteen rounds to a knockout! It's a left hook to th' jaw does it.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No!' Teddy says, lightin' up like Chinatown on th' night of a Chink
- festival; 'you int'rest me! Pull up a stool,' says he, 'an' put your feet
- on th' desk. There; now you're comfortable, go on about th' fight. Who
- were they?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'A lad from my district named Brady,' says Big Florry, 'an' a
- dock-walloper from Williamsburg. You ought to have seen it, Commish! Oh,
- Brady's th' goods! Pie's th' lad to go th' route! He's all over that
- Williamsburg duffer like a cat over a shed roof! He went 'round him like a
- cooper 'round a barrel!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Big Florrie runs on like that, using diplomacy, an' two weeks later
- Brady's thumpin' a beat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye're r-r-right, Jimmy,&rdquo; said the Wop, after a pause which smelled of
- wisdom; &ldquo;I agrees wit' yez. Morgan, Perkins, Schwab an' thim rich omadauns
- is th' bum lot. Now I think av it, too, Fatty Walsh minchons that wor-r-rd
- diplom'cy to me long ago. Yez knew Fatty, Jimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty an' me was twins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty's th' foine la-a-ad; on'y now he's dead&mdash;Mary resht him! Th'
- time I'm in th' Tombs for bouncin' th' brick off th' head av that
- Orangeman, who's whistlin' th' Battle av th' Boyne to see how long I can
- shtand it, Fatty's th' warden; an' say, he made th' place home to me. He's
- talkin', Fatty is, wan day about Mayor Hughey Grant, an' it's then he
- shpeaks av diplom'cy. He says Hughey didn't have anny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you believe it!&rdquo; interrupted old Jimmy; &ldquo;Fatty had Hughey down
- wrong. When it comes to diplomacy, Hughey could suck an egg an' never chip
- th' shell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a special case loike. Fatty's dishtrict, d'yez see, has nothin' in
- it but Eyetalians. Wan day they'r makin' ready to cilibrate somethin'.
- Fatty's in it, av course, bein' leader, an' he chases down to th' City
- Hall an' wins out a permit for th' Dago parade.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's Hughey got to do with that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lishten! It shtrikes Hughey, him bein' Mayor, it'll be th' dead wise
- play, when Fatty marches by wit' his Guineas, to give them th' gay,
- encouragin' face. Hughey thinks Fatty an' his pushcart la-a-ads is
- cilibratin' some Dago Saint Patrick's day, d'yez see. It's there Fatty
- claims that Hughey shows no diplom'cy; he'd ought to have ashked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Asked what?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm comin' to it. Fatty knows nothin' about phwat's on Hughey's chest.
- His first tip is when he sees Hughey, an' th' balance av th' Tammany
- administration cocked up in a hand-me-down grandstand they've faked
- together in City Hall Park. Fatty pipes 'em, as he an' his Black Hand
- bunch comes rowlin' along down Broadway, an' th' sight av that grandshtand
- full av harps, Hughey at th' head, almosht gives him heart failure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty halts his Eyetalians, sets them to ma-a-arkin' toime, an' comes
- sprintin' an' puffin' on ahead.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Do a sneak!' he cries, when he comes near enough to pass th' wor-r-rd.
- 'Mother above! don't yez know phwat these wops av mine is cilibratin'?
- It's chasin' th' pope out av Rome. Duck, I tell yez, duck!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure; Hughiy an' th' rist av th' gang took it on th' run. Fatty could
- ma-a-arch all right, because there's nobody but blackhanders in his
- dish-trict. But wit' Hughey an' th' others it's different. They might have
- got his grace, th' archbishop, afther thim.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goin' back to Teddy,&rdquo; observed old Jimmy, as he called for beer, &ldquo;them
- rich lobsters is always stirrin' him up. An' they always gets th' worst of
- it. They've never brought home th' bacon yet. Tie's put one over on 'em
- every time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yez can gamble that Tiddy's th' la-a-ad that can fight!&rdquo; cried the Wop in
- tones of glee; &ldquo;he's th' baby that's always lookin' f'r an argument!&rdquo; Then
- in a burst, both rapturous and irrelevant: &ldquo;tie's th' idol av th' criminal
- illimint!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think that's ag'inst him,&rdquo; interjected the Nailer, defensively.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor me neither,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;When it comes down to tacks, who's
- quicker wit' th' applaudin' mitt at sight of an honest man than th'
- crim'nal element?&mdash;only so he ain't bumpin' into their graft. Who is
- it hisses th' villyun in th' play till you can hear him in Hoboken? Ain't
- it some dub just off the Island? Once a Blind Tom show is at Minor's, an'
- a souse in th' gallery is so carried away be grief at th' death of Little
- Eva, he falls down two flights of stairs. I gets a flash at him as they
- tosses him into th' ambulance, an' I hopes to join th' church if it ain't
- a murderer I asks Judge Battery Dan to put away on Blackwell's for beatin'
- up his own little girl till she can't get into her frock. Wall Streeters
- an' college professors, when it comes to endorsin' an honest man, can't
- take no medals off th' crim'nal element.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwy has Morgan an' th' rist av thim Wall Street geeks got it in f'r
- Tiddy?&rdquo; queried the Wop. &ldquo;Phwat's he done to 'em?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin'; only they claims it ain't larceny if you steal more'n a hundred
- thousand dollars, an' Teddy won't stand for a limit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If that's phwat they're in a clinch about, then I'm for Tiddy,&rdquo; declared
- the Wop. &ldquo;Ain't it him, too, that says th' only difference bechune a rich
- man an' a poor man is at th' bank? More power to him!&mdash;why not? Would
- this beer be annythin' but beer, if it came through a spigot av go-o-old,
- from a keg av silver, an' th' bar-boy had used a dia-mond-shtudded
- bung-starter in tappin' it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over at Slimmy's table, where the weaker sex predominated, the talk was
- along lighter lines. Mollie Squint spoke in condemnation of those harem
- skirts at Coney Island.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do youse think,&rdquo; she asked, &ldquo;of them she-scouts showin' up at Luna
- Park in harem skirts? Coarse work that&mdash;very coarse. It goes to prove
- how some frails ain't more'n half baked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why does a dame go to th' front in such togs?&rdquo; asked Slimmy disgustedly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because she's stuck on herself,&rdquo; said the Nailer, who had drifted over
- from old Jimmy and the Wop, where the talk was growing too heavy for him;
- &ldquo;an' besides, it's an easy way of gettin' th' spot-light. Take anything
- like this harem skirt stunt, an' oodles of crazy Mollies'll fall for it.
- Youse can't hand it out too raw! So if it's goin' to stir things up, an'
- draw attention, they're Johnny-at-the-rat-hole every time!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We ladies,&rdquo; remarked Jew Yetta, like a complacent Portia giving judgment,
- &ldquo;certainly do like to be present at th' ball game! An' if we can't beat
- th' gate&mdash;can't heel in&mdash;we'll climb th' fence. Likewise, we're
- right there whenever it's th' latest thing. Especially, if we've got a
- face that'd stop traffic in th' street. Do youse remember&rdquo;&mdash;this to
- Anna Gold&mdash;&ldquo;when bicycles is new, how a lot of old iron-bound
- fairies, wit' maps that'd give youse a fit of sickness, never wastes a
- moment in wheelin' to th' front?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do I remember when bicycles is new?&rdquo; retorted Anna Gold, resentfully.
- &ldquo;How old do youse think I be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Nailer's right,&rdquo; said Slimmy, cutting skilfully in with a view to
- keeping the peace. &ldquo;Th' reason why them dames breaks in on bicycles, an'
- other new deals, is because it attracts attention; an' attractin'
- attention is their notion of bein' great. Which shows that they don't know
- th' difference between bein' famous an' bein' notorious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy, having thus declared himself, looked as wise as a treeful of owls.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at is th' difference?&rdquo; demanded Anna Gold.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' difference between fame an' notoriety?&rdquo; repeated Slimmy, brow
- lofty, manner high. &ldquo;It's th' difference, Goldie, between havin' your
- picture took at th' joint of a respectable photographer, an' bein' mugged
- be th' coppers at th' Central Office. As to harem skirts, however, I'm
- like Mollie there. Gen'rally speakin', I strings wit' th' loidies; but
- when they springs a make-up like them harem skirts, I pack in. Harem
- skirts is where I get off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said Big Kitty, who while speaking little spoke always to the
- point, &ldquo;youse souses understands that them dolls who shakes up Coney has
- an ace buried. They're simply a brace of roof-gardeners framin' up a
- little ink. I s'pose they fig-gered they'd make a hit. Did they?&rdquo;&mdash;this
- was in reply to Mollie Squint, who had asked the question. &ldquo;Well, if
- becomin' th' reason why th' bull on post rings in a riot call, an' brings
- out th' resoives, is your idee of a hit, Mollie, them dames is certainly
- th' big scream.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them harem skirts won't do!&rdquo; observed the Nailer, firmly; &ldquo;youse hear me,
- they won't do!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' that goes f'r merry widdy hats, too,&rdquo; called out the Wop, from across
- the room. &ldquo;Only yister-day a big fat baby rounds a corner on me, an' bang!
- she ketches me in th' lamp wit' th' edge av her merry widdy. On the livil,
- I thought it was a cross-cut saw! She came near bloindin' me f'r loife. As
- I side-steps, a rooshter's tail that's sproutin' out av th' roof, puts me
- other optic on th' blink. I couldn't have seen a shell av beer, even if
- Jimmy here was payin' fer it. Harem skirts is bad; but th' real minace is
- merry widdys.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought them lids was called in,&rdquo; remarked Slimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If they was,&rdquo; returned the Wop, &ldquo;they got bailed out ag'in. Th' one I'm
- nailed wit' is half as big as Betmont Pa-a-ark. Youse could 've raced a
- field av two-year olds on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; remarked the Nailer, resignedly, &ldquo;it's th' fashion, an' it's up to
- us, I s'pose, to stand it. That or get off the earth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who invints th' fashions?&rdquo; and here the Wop appealed to the deep
- experience of old Jimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' French.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy&mdash;his pension had just been paid&mdash;motioned to the
- waiter to again take the orders all 'round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' French. They're the laddy-bucks that shoves 'em from shore. Say
- 'Fashion!' an' bing! th' French is on th' job, givin' orders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thim Frinch 're th' great la-a-ads,&rdquo; commented the Wop, admiringly.
- &ldquo;There's a felly on'y this mornin' tellin' me they can cook shnails so's
- they're almosht good to eat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell that bug to guess ag'in, Wop,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint. &ldquo;Snails is never
- good to eat. As far as them French are concerned, however, I go wit' old
- Jimmy. They're a hot proposition.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack Sirocco had been walking up and down, his manner full of uneasiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's wrong, Jack?&rdquo; at last asked old Jimmy, who had observed that
- proprietor's anxiety.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sirocco explained that divers gimlet-eyed gentlemen, who he believed were
- emissaries of an antivice society, had been in the place for hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They only now screwed out,&rdquo; continued Sirocco. Then, dolefully: &ldquo;It'd be
- about my luck, just as I'm beginnin' to get a little piece of change for
- myself, to have some of them virchoo-toutin' ginks hand me a wallop. I
- wonder w'at good it does 'em to be always tryin' to knock th' block off
- somebody. I ain't got nothin' ag'inst virchoo. Vir-choo's all right in its
- place. But so is vice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy's philosophy began manoeuvring for the high ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This vice and virtue thing makes me tired,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;there's too much of
- it. Also, there's plenty to be said both ways. Th' big trouble wit' them
- anti-vice dubs is that they're all th' time connin' themselves. They feel
- moral when it's merely dyspepsia; they think they're virchous when they're
- only sick. In th' end, too, virchoo always falls down. Virchoo never puts
- a real crimp in vice yet. Virchoo's a sprinter; an' for one hundred yards
- it makes vice look like a crab. But vice is a stayer, an' in th' Marathon
- of events it romps in winner. Virchoo likes a rockin'-chair; vice puts in
- most of its time on its feet. Virchoo belongs to th' Union; it's for th'
- eight hour day, with holidays an' Saturday afternoons off. Vice is always
- willin' to break th' wage schedule, work overtime or do anythin' else to
- oblige. Virchoo wants two months in th' country every summer; vice never
- asks for a vacation since th' world begins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop loudly cheered old Jimmy's views. Sirocco, however, continued
- gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For,&rdquo; said the latter with a sigh, &ldquo;I can feel it that them anti-vice
- guys has put th' high-sign on me. They'll never rest now until they've got
- me number.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, on comin' in, had taken a corner table by herself. She
- heard, but did not join in the talk. She even left untouched the glass of
- beer, which, at a word from old Jimmy, a waiter had placed before her.
- Silent and sad, with an expression which spoke of trouble present or
- trouble on its way, she sat staring into smoky space.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's wrong wit' her?&rdquo; whispered Slimmy, who, high-strung and sensitive,
- could be worked upon by another's troubles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why don't youse ask her?&rdquo; said Big Kitty.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy shook a doubtful head. &ldquo;She ain't got no use for me,&rdquo; he explained,
- &ldquo;since that trouble wit' Indian Louie.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She sure couldn't expect you an' th' Grabber,&rdquo; remarked Anna Gold, quite
- scandalized at the thought of such unfairness, &ldquo;to lay dead, while Louie
- does you out of all that dough!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's th' rent,&rdquo; said Jew Yetta. She had been canvassing Pretty Agnes out
- of the corners of her eyes. &ldquo;I know that look from me own experience. She
- can't come across for the flat, an' some bum of an agent has handed her a
- notice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothin' in that,&rdquo; declared Mollie Squint. &ldquo;She could touch me for
- th' rent, an' she's hep to it.&rdquo; Then, in reproof of the questioning looks
- of Anna Gold: &ldquo;Sure; both me an' Agnes was stuck on Indian Louie, but w'at
- of that? Louie's gone; an' besides, I never blames her. It's me who's th'
- butt-in; Agnes sees Louie first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Youse 're wrong, Yetta,&rdquo; spoke up the Nailer, confidently. &ldquo;Agnes ain't
- worryin' about cush. There ain't a better producer anywhere than Sammy
- Hart. No one ever sees Sammy wit'out a roll.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer lounged across to Pretty Agnes; Mollie Squint, whose heart was
- kindly, followed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y don't youse lap up your suds?&rdquo; queried the Nailer, pointing to the
- beer. Without waiting for a return, he continued, &ldquo;Where's Sammy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I don't know,&rdquo; returned Pretty Agnes, her manner half desperate.
- &ldquo;Nailer, I'm simply fretted batty!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's gone crooked, dear?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint, soothingly. &ldquo;Youse ain't
- been puttin' on th' mitts wit' Sammy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied Pretty Agnes, the tears beginning to flow; &ldquo;me an' Sammy's
- all right. On'y he won't listen!&rdquo; Then suddenly pointing with her finger,
- she exclaimed; &ldquo;There! It's him I'm worryin' about!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer and Mollie Squint glanced in the direction indicated by Pretty
- Agnes. The Ghost had just come in and was sidling into a chair. It must be
- admitted that there was much in his appearance to dislike. His lips were
- loose, his eyes half closed and sleepy, while his chin was catlike,
- retreating, unbased. In figure he was undersized, slope-shouldered,
- slouching. When he spoke, his voice drawled, and the mumbled words fell
- half-formed from the slack angles of his mouth. He was an eel&mdash;a
- human eel&mdash;slippery, slimy, hard to locate, harder still to hold. To
- find him you would have to draw off all the water in the pond, and then
- poke about in the ooze.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's him that's frettin' me,&rdquo; repeated Pretty Agnes. &ldquo;He's got me wild!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer donned an expression, cynical and incredulous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's this?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;W'y Agnes, youse ain't soft on that mutt, be
- youse? Say, youse must be gettin' balmy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't that,&rdquo; returned Pretty Agnes, indignantly. &ldquo;Do youse think I'd
- fall for such a chromo? I'd be bughouse!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bughouse wouldn't half tell it!&rdquo; exclaimed Mollie Squint fervently.
- &ldquo;Him?&rdquo;&mdash;nodding towards the Ghost. &ldquo;W'y he's woise'n a wet dog!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; returned the puzzled Nailer, who with little imagination, owned
- still less of sentimental breadth, &ldquo;if youse ain't stuck on him, how's he
- managin' to fret youse? Show me, an' I'll take a punch at his lamp.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Punchin' wouldn't do no good,&rdquo; replied Pretty Agnes, resignedly. &ldquo;This is
- how it stands. Sammy an' Big Head's gettin' ready to do a <i>schlam</i>
- job. They've let th' Ghost join out wit' 'em, an' I know he's goin' to
- give 'em up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer looked grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unless youse've got somethin' on him, Agnes.&rdquo; he remonstrated, &ldquo;you
- oughtn't to make a squawk like that. How do youse know he's goin' to rap?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cause he always raps,&rdquo; she cried fiercely. &ldquo;Where's Mashier? Where's
- Marky Price? Where's Skinny Goodstein? Up th' river!&mdash;every mother's
- son of 'em! An' all his pals, once; every one! He's filled in wit' th'
- best boys that ever cracked a bin. An' every one of 'em's doin' their
- bits, while he's here drinkin' beer. I tell youse th' Ghost's a snitch!
- Youse can see 'Copper' written on his face.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I t'ought so,&rdquo; growled the Nailer, an evil shine in his beady eyes,
- &ldquo;I'd croak him right here.&rdquo; Then, as offering a solution: &ldquo;If youse 're so
- sure he's a stool, w'y don't youse tail him an' see if he makes a meet
- wit' any bulls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tail nothin'!&rdquo; scoffed Pretty Agnes, bitterly; &ldquo;me mind's made up. All
- I'll do is wait. If Sammy falls, it'll be th' Ghost's last rap. I know a
- party who's crazy gone on me. For two weeks I've been handin' him th' ice
- pitcher. All I has to do is soften up a little, an' he'll cook th' Ghost
- th' minute I says th' woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, as though the sight of the Ghost were too much for her
- feelings, left the place. The Ghost himself, appeared uneasy, and didn't
- remain long.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer turned soberly to Mollie Squint. &ldquo;Do youse t'ink,&rdquo; said he,
- &ldquo;there's anythin' in that crack of Agnes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Search me!&rdquo; returned Mollie Squint, conservatively. &ldquo;I ain't sayin' a
- woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's funny about youse skoits,&rdquo; remarked the Nailer, his manner an
- imitation of old Jimmy's. &ldquo;Here's Agnes talkin' of havin' th' Ghost
- trimmed in case he tips off Sammy to th' dicks, an' yet when Slimmy an'
- th' Grabber puts Indian Louie over th' jump, neither Agnes nor you ever so
- much as yelps!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't understand,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint, tolerantly. &ldquo;Sammy's nice to
- Agnes. Louie? Th' best he ever hands us is to sting us for our rolls, an'
- then go blow 'em on that blonde. There's a big difference, Nailer, if
- youse could only see it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; replied the Nailer, who boasted a heart untouched, &ldquo;all I can say
- is youse dolls are too many for me! You've got me wingin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Midnight!
- </p>
- <p>
- The theatre of operations was a cigar store, in Canal Street near the
- Bowery. The Ghost was on the outside. The safe was a back number; to think
- of soup would have been paying it a compliment. After an hour's work with
- a can-opener, Sammy and Big Head declared themselves within ten minutes of
- the money. All that remained was to batter in the inner-lining of the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Head cocked a sudden and suspicious ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's that?&rdquo; he whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy had just reversed the can-opener, for an attack upon that sheet-iron
- lining. He paused in mid-swing, and listened.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a pinch,&rdquo; he cried, crashing down the heavy iron tool with a
- cataract of curses. &ldquo;It's a pinch, an' th' Ghost is in on it. Agnes had
- him right!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a pinch sure enough. Even as Sammy spoke, Rocheford and Wertheimer
- of the Central Office were covering them with their pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hands up!&rdquo; came from Wertheimer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You've got us bang right!&rdquo; sighed Big Head.
- </p>
- <p>
- Outside they found Cohen, also of the Central Office, with the ruffles on
- the Ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's only a throw-off,&rdquo; sneered Sammy, pointing to the bracelets.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Ghost began to whine. The loose lips became looser than ever, the
- drooping lids drooped lower still.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y, Sammy,&rdquo; he remonstrated weepingly, &ldquo;youse don't t'ink I'd go an'
- give youse up!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's all right,&rdquo; retorted Sammy, with sullen emphasis. &ldquo;Youse'll get
- yours, Ghost.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Had the Ghost been wise he would have remained in the Tombs; it was his
- best chance. But the Ghost was-not wise. Within the week he was walking
- the streets, and trying to explain a freedom which so sharply contrasted
- with the caged condition of Big Head and Sammy Hart. Gangland turned its
- back on him; his explanations were not received. And, sluggish and thick
- as he was, Gangland made him feel it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was black night in University Place. The Ghost was gumshoeing his way
- towards the Bridge Saloon. A taxicab came slowly crabbing along the curb.
- It stopped; a quick figure slipped out and, muzzle on the very spot, put a
- bullet through the base of the Ghost's brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- The quick figure leaped back into the cab. The door slammed, and the cab
- dashed off into the darkness at racing speed.
- </p>
- <p>
- In that splinter of time required to start the cab you might have seen&mdash;had
- you been near enough&mdash;two white small hands clutch with a kind of
- rapturous acceptance at the quick figure, as it sprang into the cab, and
- heard the eager voice of a woman saying &ldquo;Promise for promise, and word for
- word! Who wouldn't give soul and body for th' death of a snitch?&mdash;for
- a snake that will bite no more?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- IX.&mdash;LITTLE BOW KUM
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ince then no
- Chinaman will go into the room. I had this from Loui Fook, himself an
- eminent member of the On Leon Tong and a leading merchant of Chinatown.
- Loui Fook didn't pretend to know of his own knowledge, but spoke by
- hearsay. He said that the room was haunted. No one would live there, being
- too wise, although the owner had lowered the rent from twenty dollars a
- month to ten. Ten monthly dollars should be no inducement to live in a
- place where, at odd, not to say untoward hours, you hear sounds of
- scuffling and wing-beating, such as is made by a chicken when its head is
- chopped off. Also, little Bow Kum's blood still stains the floor in a
- broad red patch, and refuses to give way to soap and water. The wife of
- the Italian janitor&mdash;who cannot afford to be superstitious, and
- bemoans a room unrented&mdash;has scrubbed half through the boards in
- unavailing efforts to wash away the dull red splotch.
- </p>
- <p>
- Detective Raphael of the Central Office heard of the ghost. He thought it
- would make for the moral uplift of Chinatown to explode so foolish a tale.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yong Dok begged Raphael not to visit the haunted room where the blood of
- little Bow Kum spoke in dumb, dull crimson from the floor. It would set
- the ghosts to talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then come with me, and act as interpreter,&rdquo; quoth Raphael, and he threw
- Yong Dok over his heavy shoulder and began to climb the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yong Dok fainted, and lay as limp as a wet bath towel. Loui Fook said that
- Yong Dok would die if taken to the haunted room, so Raphael forbore and
- set him down. In an hour Yong Dok had measurably recovered, but Tchin Foo
- insists that he hasn't been the same man since.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Fong, Low Tching and Chu Wah, three hatchet men belonging to the Four
- Brothers, were charged with the murder. But the coroner let Chu Wah go,
- and the special sessions jury disagreed as to Low Fong and Low Tching; and
- so one way and another they were all set free.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is difficult to uncover evidence against a Chinaman. They never talk,
- and their faces are as void of expression as the wrong side of a
- tombstone. In only one way does a Chinaman betray emotion. When guilty,
- and pressed upon by danger, a pulse beats on the under side of his arm,
- just above the elbow. This is among the golden secrets known to what
- Central Office men do duty along Pell, Mott and Doyers streets, but for
- obvious reasons it cannot be used in court.
- </p>
- <p>
- Although the white devils' law failed, the Chinese law was not so
- powerless. Because of that murder, eight Four Brothers and five On Leon
- Tongs have been shot dead. Also, slippered feet have stolen into the
- sleeping rooms of offensive ones, as they dreamed of China the Celestial
- far away beyond the sunset, and unseen bird-claw fingers have turned on
- the white devils' gas. In this way a dozen more have died. They have
- awakened in Chinatown to the merits of the white devils' gas as a method
- of assassination. It bids fair to take the place of the automatic gun,
- just as the latter shoved aside the old-time barbarous hatchet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum had reached her nineteenth year when she was killed. Her
- husband, Tchin Len, was worth $50,000. He was more than twice as old as
- little Bow Kum, and is still in Mott Street waiting for her spirit to
- return and strangle her destroyers. This will one day come to pass, and he
- is waiting for that day. Tchin Len has another wife in Canton, but he does
- not go back to her, preferring to live in Chinatown with the memory of his
- little lost Bow Kum.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was born in the Canton district, China. Her father's name
- was Wong Hi. Her mother's name doesn't matter, because mothers do not
- amount to much in China. As she lay in her mother's lap, a chubby,
- wheat-hued baby, they named her Bow Kum, which means Sweet Flower, for
- they knew she would be very beautiful.
- </p>
- <p>
- When little Bow Kum was five years old, Wong Hi, her father, sold her for
- $300. Wong Hi was poor, and $300 is a Canton fortune. Also, the sale had
- its moral side, since everyone knows that children are meant to be a prop
- and support to their parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was bought and sold, as was well understood by both Wong
- Hi, the father, and the man who chinked down his hard three hundred silver
- dollars as the price, with the purpose of rearing her to a profession
- which, while not without honor among Orientals, is frowned upon by the
- white devils, and never named by them in best society. Much pains were
- bestowed upon her education; for her owner held that in the trade which at
- the age of fifteen she was to take up, she should be able to paint,
- embroider, quote Confucius, recite verses, and in all things be a mirror
- of the graces. Thus she would be more valuable, being more attractive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum accepted her fate and made no protest, feeling no impulse
- so to do. She knew that she had been sold, and knew her destiny; but she
- felt no shock, was stricken by no desire to escape. What had happened and
- would happen, had been for hundreds and thousands of years the life story
- of a great feminine fraction of her people. Wherefore, the thought was at
- home in her blood; her nature bowed to and embraced it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, from the white devils' view-point the fate designed for little
- Bow Kum was as the sublimation of the immoral. But you must remember that
- morality is always a question of geography and sometimes a question of
- race. Climates, temperatures, also play their part.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, too, there is that element of support. In the tropics, where life is
- lazy, easy, and one may pick a dinner from every tree, man is polygamous.
- In the ice locked arctics, where one spears his dinner out of the cold,
- reluctant sea, and goes days and days without it, man is polyandrous, and
- one wife has many husbands. In the temperate zone, where life is neither
- soft nor hard and yet folk work to live, man is monogamous, and one wife
- to one husband is the only good form.
- </p>
- <p>
- Great is latitude!
- </p>
- <p>
- Take the business of steeping the senses in drinks or drugs. That eternal
- quantity of latitude still worms its way into the equation. In the arctic
- zone they drink raw alcohol, in the north temperate whiskey, in the south
- temperate wine, while in the tropics they give up drinking and take to
- opium, hasheesh and cocaine.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum watched her fifteenth year approach&mdash;that year when
- she would take up her profession&mdash;without shame, scandal or alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Had you tried to show her the horrors of her situation, she wouldn't have
- understood. She was beautiful beyond beauty. This she knew very well, and
- was pleased to have her charms confessed. Her owner told her she was a
- lamp of love, and that he would not sell her under $3,000. This of itself
- was the prettiest of compliments, since he had never before asked more
- than $2,000 for a girl. Koi Ton, two years older than herself, had brought
- just $2,000; and Koi Ton was acknowledged to be a vision from heaven. And
- so when Bow Kum learned that her price was to be $3,000, a glow overspread
- her&mdash;a glow which comes to beauty when it feels itself supreme.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was four feet tall, and weighed only seventy pounds. Her
- color was the color of old ivory&mdash;that is, if you can imagine old
- ivory with the flush and blush of life. She had rose-red lips, onyx eyes,
- and hair as black as a crow's wing. One day her owner went mad with opium.
- As he sat and looked at her, and her star-like beauty grew upon him, he
- struck her down with a bamboo staff. This frightened him; for he saw that
- if he kept her he would kill her because of her loveliness. So, knowing
- himself and fearing her beauty, he sent little Bow Kum to San Francisco,
- and never laid eyes on her again.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having ripened into her fifteenth year, and the value of girls being up in
- San Francisco, little Bow Kum brought the price&mdash;$3,000&mdash;which
- her owner had fixed for her. She kissed the hand of Low Hee Tong, her new
- owner; and, having been adorned to the last limit of Chinese coquetry,
- went with him to a temple, dedicated to some Mongolian Venus, which he
- maintained in Ross Alley. Here little Bow Kum lived for nearly four years.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong, the Ross Alley owner of little Bow Kum, got into trouble
- with the police. Something he did or failed to do&mdash;probably the
- latter&mdash;vastly disturbed them. With that, waxing moral, they decided
- that Low Hee Tong's Temple of Venus in Ross Alley was an eyesore, and must
- be wiped out.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so they pulled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum&mdash;so small, so much the rose-flower which her name
- implied&mdash;aroused the concern of the judge. He gave her to a Christian
- mission, which years before had pitched its tent in Frisco's Chinatown
- with a hope of saving Mongol souls, which hope had failed. Thereafter
- little Bow Kum lived at the mission, and not in Ross Alley, and was chaste
- according to the ice-bound ideals of the white devils.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mission was ruled over by a middle-aged matron with a Highland name.
- This good woman was beginning to wonder what she should do with little Bow
- Kum, when that almond-eyed floweret came preferring a request. Little Bow
- Kum, while dwelling in Ross Alley, had met Tchin Len and thought him nice.
- Tchin Len owned a truck-farm near Stockton, and was rich. Would the
- Highland matron, in charge of the mission, write a letter to Tchin Len,
- near Stockton, and ask that bewitching truck-gardener to come down and see
- little Bow Kum?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; explained little Bow Kum, in her peculiar English, &ldquo;I likee
- Tchin Len to mally me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Highland matron considered. A husband in the case of little Bow Kum
- would supply a long-felt want. Also, no harm, even if no good, could flow
- from Tchin Len's visit, since she, the Highland matron, sternly purposed
- being present while Tchin Len and little Bow Kum conferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The matron wrote the letter, and Tchin Len came down to San Francisco. He
- and little Bow Kum talked quietly in a language which the managing matron
- did not understand. But she knew the signs; and therefore when, at the
- close of the conversation, they explained that they had decided upon a
- wedding, she was not astonished. She gave them her blessing, about which
- they cared nothing, and they pledged each other their faith after the
- Chinese manner&mdash;which is curious, but unimportant here&mdash;about
- which they cared much.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len went back to his Stockton truck garden, to put his house in
- order against the wifely advent of little Bow Kum. It is not of record
- that Tchin Len said anything about his Canton wife. The chances are that
- he didn't. A Chinaman is no great hand to mention his domestic affairs to
- anybody. Moreover, a wife more or less means nothing to him. It is
- precisely the sort of thing he would forget; or, remembering, make no
- reference to, lest you vote him a bore. What looks like concealment is
- often only politeness, and goodbreeding sometimes wears the face of fraud.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was settled that Tchin Len should marry little Bow Kum, and the latter,
- aided and abetted by the watchful mission matron, waited for the day.
- Affairs had reached this stage when the unexpected came rapping at the
- door. Low Hee Tong, who paid $3,000 for little Bow Kum and claimed to own
- her, had been keeping an eye on his delicate chattel. She might be living
- at the mission, but he no less bore her upon the sky-line of his
- calculations. Likewise he knew about the wedding making ready with Tchin
- Len. He didn't object. He simply went to Tchin Len and asked for $3,000.
- It was little enough, he said; especially when one considered that&mdash;excluding
- all others&mdash;he would convey to Tchin Len in perpetuity every right in
- and to little Bow Kum, who was so beautiful that she was hated by the
- moon.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len said the price was low enough; that is, if Low Hee Tong
- possessed any interest in little Bow Kum to convey, which he doubted.
- Tchin Len explained that he would talk things over with the mission matron
- of the Highland name, and later let Low Hee Tong know.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong said that this arrangement was agreeable, so long as it was
- understood that he would kill both Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in case he
- didn't get the money.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len, after telling little Bow Kum, laid the business before the
- mission matron with the Highland name. Naturally, she was shocked. She
- said that she was amazed at the effrontery of Low Hee Tong! Under the
- white devils' law he couldn't possess and therefore couldn't pretend to
- any title in little Bow Kum. Tchin Len would be wild to pay him $3,000.
- Low Hee Tong was lucky to be alive!&mdash;only the mission matron didn't
- put it in precisely these words. If Tchin Len had $3,000 which he didn't
- need, he might better contribute it to the mission which had sheltered his
- little Bow Kum. It would be criminal to lavish it upon a yellow Pagan, who
- threatened to shed blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len heard this with pigtailed phlegm and politeness, and promised to
- think about it. He said that it would give him no joy to endow Low Hee
- Tong with $3,000; he was willing that much should be understood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was placidly present at the discussion. When it ended she
- placidly reminded Tchin Len that he knew what she knew, namely, that he in
- all probability, and she in all certainty, would be killed if Low Hee
- Tong's claim were refused. Tchin Len sighed and confessed that this was
- true. For all that, influenced by the mission matron with the Highland
- name, he was loth to give up the $3,000. Little Bow Kum bent her
- flower-like head. Tchin Len's will was her law, though as the penalty of
- such sweet submission death, bitter death, should be her portion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and the mission matron held several talks; and Tchin Len and Low
- Hee Tong held several talks. But the latter did not get the $3,000. Still
- he threatened and hoped on. It was beyond his Chinese, comprehension that
- Tchin Len could be either so dishonest or so dull as not to pay him that
- money. Tchin Len was rich, and no child. Yes; he would pay. And Low Hee
- Tong, confident of his position, made ready his opium layout for a good
- smoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mission matron and Tchin Len hit upon a plan. Tchin Len would privily
- marry little Bow Kum&mdash;that must precede all else. Upon that point of
- wedding bells, the mission matron was as moveless as Gibraltar. The knot
- tied, Tchin Len should sell out his Stockton truck-farm and move to New
- York. Then he was to send money, and the mission matron was to outfit
- little Bow Kum and ship her East. With the wretched Low Hee Tong in San
- Francisco, and Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in far New York, an
- intervening stretch of three thousand five hundred miles might be expected
- to keep the peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were married. A month later, Tchin Len left
- for New York with $50,000 under his bridal blouse. He settled down in Mott
- Street, dispatched New York exchange for $800 to the mission matron, who
- put little Bow Kum aboard the Overland Express at Oakland, together with
- three trunks and a ticket. Little Bow Kum arrived in due and proper time,
- and Tchin Len&mdash;who met her in Jersey City&mdash;after saluting her in
- the Chinese fashion, which is cold and lacks enthusiasm, bore her away to
- Seventeen Mott, where he had prepared for her a nest.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are three septs among Chinamen. These are the On Leon Tong, the Hip
- Sing Tong and the Four Brothers. The two first are associations; the last
- is a fraternity. You can join the Hip Sing Tong or the On Leon Tong. Your
- sole chance of becoming a Four Brother lies in being born into the tribe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Loui Fook told me these things late one night in the Port Arthur
- restaurant, where the red lamps glow and there is an all-pervading smell
- of preserved ginger, and added that the Four Brothers was very ancient.
- Its sources were lost in the dimmest vistas of Chinese antiquity, said
- Loui Fook.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One thousand years old?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Much older.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five thousand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Much older.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ten thousand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Maybe!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- From which I inferred that the Four Brothers had beheld the dawn and death
- of many centuries.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every member of the Four Brothers is to be known by his name. When you cut
- the slippered trail of a Chinaman whose name begins with Low or Chu or
- Tching or Quong, that Chinaman is a Four Brothers. A Chinaman's first name
- is his family name. In this respect he runs counter to the habit of the
- white devils; just as he does in the matter of shirts, which the white
- devil tucks in and the Chinaman does not. Wherefore, the names of Low,
- Chu, Tching and Quong, everywhere the evidence of the Four Brothers, are
- family names.
- </p>
- <p>
- Loui Fook gave me the origin of the Four Brothers&mdash;he himself is an
- On Leon Tong. Many thousands of years ago a Chinaman was travelling.
- Dusty, weary, he sat down by a well. His name was Low. Another
- travel-stained Chinaman joined him. They talked, and liked each other
- much. The second traveler's name was Chu. Then a third sat down, and the
- three talked and liked each other much. His name was Tching. Lastly, came
- a fourth Chinaman, and the weary dust lay deep upon his sandals. His name
- was Quong. He was equally talked to by the others, and by them equally
- well liked. They&mdash;the four&mdash;decided, as they parted, that
- forever and forever they and their descendants should be as brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Wherefore the Four Brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong was a member of the Four Brothers&mdash;a descendant of the
- earliest Chinaman at that well, back in the world's morning. When he found
- that Tchin Len had married little Bow Kum and stolen her away to New York,
- his opium turned bitter and he lost his peace of mind. Low Hee Tong wrote
- a Chinese letter, giving the story of his injuries, and sent it via the
- white devils' mails to Low Hee Jit, chief of the Four Brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Jit laid the case before Lee Tcin Kum, chief of the On Leon Tong.
- The wise men of the On Leon Tong appointed a hearing. Low Hee Jit came
- with the wise men of the Four Brothers to the company rooms of the On Leon
- Tong. Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were there. The question was, should
- the On Leon Tong command Tchin Len to pay Low Hee Tong $3,000&mdash;the
- price of little Bow Kum?
- </p>
- <p>
- Lee Tcin Kum and the wise men of the On Leon Tong, after long debate, said
- that Tchin Len should pay Low Hee Tong nothing. And they argued after this
- wise. The white devils' law had taken hold of little Bow Kum, and
- destroyed Low Hee Tong's title. She was no longer his property. She might
- marry whom she would, and the bridegroom owe Low Hee Tong nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was in the On Leon Tong's Company rooms in Mott Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Jit and the wise men of the Four Brothers opposed this.
- Particularly they declined the white devils' laws as of controlling pith
- and moment. Why should a Chinaman heed the white devils' laws? The white
- devils were the barbarous inferiors of the Chinese. The latter as a race
- had long ago arrived. For untold ages they had been dwelling upon the
- highest peaks of all possible human advancement. The white devils,
- centuries behind, were still blundering about among the foothills far
- below. It was an insult, between Chinaman and Chinaman, for Lee Tcin Kum
- and the wise men of the On Leon Tong to quote the white devils' laws, or
- assume to yield them respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- With this the council broke up.
- </p>
- <p>
- War was declared by the Four Brothers against the On Leon Tong, and the
- dead-walls of Chinatown were plastered with the declaration. Since the
- white devils could not read Chinese, they knew nothing of all this. But
- the On Leon Tong knew, and the Four Brothers knew, and both sides began
- bringing in their hatchet-men.
- </p>
- <p>
- When a Chinaman is bent on killing, he hires an assassin. This is not
- cowardice, but convenience. The assassin never lives in the town where the
- killing is to occur. He is always imported. This is to make detection
- difficult. The Four Brothers and the On Leon Tong brought in their
- hatchet-men from Chicago, from Boston, from Pittsburg, from Philadelphia.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some impression of the extent of this conscription might be gathered from
- the following: When last New Year the On Leon Tong gave a public dinner at
- the Port Arthur, thirty hatchet-men were on the roof and eighty in the
- street. This was to head off any attempt the Four Brothers might make to
- blow that banquet up. I received the above from an esteemed friend of
- mine, who was a guest at the dinner, but left when told what profuse
- arrangements had been made to insure his skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and little Bow Kum kept up the fires of their love at Seventeen
- Mott. They took their daily chop suey and sharkfin, not to mention their
- bird's-nest soup, across the way at Twenty-two with their friends, Sam Lee
- and Yong Dok.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a showery, August afternoon. Tchin Len had been all day at his
- store, and little Bow Kum was sitting alone in their room. Dismal as was
- the day outside, the room showed pleasant and bright. There were
- needlework screens, hangings of brocade and silk, vases of porcelain,
- statuettes in jade. The room was rich&mdash;a scene of color and Chinese
- luxury.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was the room's best ornament&mdash;with her jade bracelets,
- brocade jacket, silken trousers, golden girdle, and sandaled feet as small
- as the feet of a child of six. It would be twenty minutes before the
- Chinese dinner hour, when she was to join Tchin Len across the street, and
- she drew out pen and ink and paper that she might practice the white
- devils' way of writing; and all with the thought of some day sending a
- letter of love and gratitude to the mission matron with the Highland name.
- </p>
- <p>
- So engrossed was little Bow Kum that she observed nothing of the soft
- opening of the door, or the dark savage face which peered through. The
- murderer crept upon her as noiselessly as a shadow. There was a hawk-'like
- swoop. About the slender throat closed a grip of steel. The fingers were
- long, slim, strong. She could not cry out. The dull glimmer of a Chinese
- knife&mdash;it was later picked up in the hall, a-drip with blood&mdash;flashed
- before her frightened eyes. She made a convulsive clutch, and the blade
- was drawn horribly through her baby fingers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Over across, not one hundred feet away, sat Tchin Len and his two friends
- in the eating room of Twenty-two. It was a special day, and they would
- have chicken and rice. This made them impatient for the advent of little
- Bow Kum. She was already ten minutes behind the hour. His friends rallied
- Tchin Len about little Bow Kum, and evolved a Chinese joke to the effect
- that he was a slave to her beauty and had made a foot-rest of his heart
- for her little feet. Twenty minutes went by, and his friends had grown too
- hungry to jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len went over to Seventeen, to bring little Bow Kum. As he pushed
- open the door, he saw the little silken brocaded form, like a child
- asleep, lying on the floor. Tchin Len did not understand; he thought
- little Bow Kum was playing with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Poor little Bow Kum.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lean fingers had torn the slender throat. Her baby hand was cut half
- in two, where the knife had been snatched away. The long blade had been
- driven many times through and through the little body. A final slash,
- hari-kari fashion and all across, had been the awful climax.
- </p>
- <p>
- His friends found Tchin Len, seated on the floor, with little Bow Kum in
- his arms. Grief was neither in his eyes nor in his mouth, for his mind,
- like his heart, had been made empty.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len waits for the vengeance of little Bow Kum to fall upon her
- murderers. Some say that Tchin Len was a fool for not paying Low Hee Tong
- the $3,000. Some call him dishonest. All agree that the cross-fire of
- killings, which has raged and still rages because of it, can do little Bow
- Kum no good.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- X.&mdash;THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>his is not so much
- to chronicle the bumping off of Crazy Butch, as to open a half-gate of
- justice in the maligned instance of the Darby Kid. There is subdued
- excitement in and about the Central Office. There is more excitement,
- crossed with a color of bitterness, in and about the Chatham Club. The
- Central Office, working out a tip, believes it has cut the trail of Harry
- the Soldier, who, with Dopey Benny, is wanted for the killing of Crazy
- Butch. The thought which so acrimoniously agitates the Chatham Club is
- &ldquo;Who rapped?&rdquo; with the finger of jealous suspicion pointing sourly at the
- Darby Kid.
- </p>
- <p>
- That you be not misled in an important particular, it is well perhaps to
- explain that the Darby Kid is a girl&mdash;a radiant girl&mdash;and in her
- line as a booster, a girl of gold. She deeply loved Crazy Butch, having
- first loved Harry the Soldier. If she owned a fault, it was that in
- matters of the heart she resembled the heroine of the flat boatman's
- muse.=
- </p>
- <p>
- ```There was a womern in our town
- </p>
- <p>
- ````In our town did dwell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ```She loved her husband dear-i-lee
- </p>
- <p>
- ````An' another man twict as well.=
- </p>
- <p>
- But that is not saying she would act as stool-pigeon. To charge that the
- Darby Kid turned copper, and wised up the Central Office dicks concerning
- the whereabouts of Harry the Soldier, is a serious thing. The imputation
- is a grave one. Even the meanest ought not to be disgraced as a snitch in
- the eyes of all Gangland, lightly and upon insufficient evidence. There
- were others besides the Darby Kid who knew how to locate Harry the
- Soldier. Might not one of these have given a right steer to the bulls? Not
- that the Darby Kid can be pictured as altogether blameless. She
- indubitably did a foolish thing. Having received that letter, she should
- never have talked about it. Such communications cannot be kept too secret.
- Some wretched talebearer must have been lounging about the Chatham Club.
- Why not? The Chatham Club can no more guarantee the character of its
- patrons than can the Waldorf-Astoria.
- </p>
- <p>
- The evening was a recent one. It was also dull. There wasn't an overflow
- of customers, hardly enough in waiting on them, to take the stiffness out
- of Nigger Mike's knees.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was nine of the clock, and those two inseparables, the Irish Wop and
- old Jimmy, sat in their usual chairs. The Wop spoke complainingly of the
- poolroom trade, which was even duller than trade at the Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at wit' killin' New York racin',&rdquo; said the Wop dismally, &ldquo;an' w'at wit'
- raidin' a guy's joint every toime some av them pa-a-pers makes a crack,
- it's got th' poolrooms on th' bum. For meself I'm thinkin' av closin'.
- Every day I'm open puts me fifty dollars on th' nut. An' Jimmy, I've about
- med up me moind to put th' shutters up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby you're in wrong with th' organization.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tammany? Th' more you shtand in wit' Tammany, th' ha-a-arder you get
- slugged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy signalled to Nigger Mike for beer. &ldquo;Over to th' Little Hungary
- last night,&rdquo; remarked old Jimmy casually, &ldquo;them swell politicians has a
- dinner. I was there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last came off a little proudly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They tell me,&rdquo; said the Wop with a deprecatory shrug, &ldquo;that Cha-a-arley
- Murphy was there, too, an' that Se-r-rgeant Cram had to go along to heel
- an' handle him. I can remimber whin chuck steak an' garlic is about
- Cha-a-arley's speed. Now, whin he's bushtin' 'em open as Chief av Tammany
- Hall, it's an indless chain av champagne an' tur'pin an' canvashback, with
- patty-de-foy-grass as a chaser.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy shook a severe yet lofty head. &ldquo;If some guy tells you, Wop, that
- Charley needs anybody in his corner at a dinner that guy's stringin' you.
- Charley can see his way through from napkins to toothpicks, as well as old
- Chauncey Depew. There's a lot of duffers goin' 'round knockin' Charlie.
- They're sore just because he's gettin' along, see? They'll tell you how if
- you butt him up ag'inst a dinner table, he'll about give you an imitation
- of a blind dog in a meat-shop&mdash;how he'll try to eat peas with a knife
- an' let 'em roll down his sleeve an' all that. So far as them hoboes
- knockin' Charley goes, it's to his credit. You don't want to forget, Wop,
- they never knock a dead one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In th' ould gas house days,&rdquo; enquired the Wop, &ldquo;wasn't Cha-a-arley a
- conducthor on wan av th' crosstown ca-a-ars?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was! an' a good one too. That's where he got his start. He quit 'em
- when they introduced bell punches; an' I don't blame him! Them big
- companies is all alike. Which of 'em'll stand for it to give a workin' man
- a chance?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did thim la-a-ads lasht night make spaches?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speeches? Nothin' but Trusts is to be th' issue this next pres'dential
- campaign.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now about thim trushts? I've been wantin' to ashk yez th' long time. I've
- been hearin' av trushts for tin years, an' Mary save me! if I'd know wan
- if it was to come an' live next dure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Wop,&rdquo; returned old Jimmy engigmatically, &ldquo;a trust is anything you
- don't like&mdash;only so it's a corp'ration. So long as it stands in with
- you an' you like it, it's all right, see? But once it takes to handin' you
- th' lemon, it's a trust.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speakin' av th' pris'dency, it looks loike this fat felly Taft's out to
- get it in th' neck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surest ever! Th' trusts is sore on him; an' th' people is sore on him.
- He's a frost at both ends of th' alley.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at crabbed him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too small in th' hat-band, too big in th' belt. Them republicans better
- chuck Taft in th' discard an' take up Teddy. There's a live one! There's
- th' sturdy plow-boy of politics who'd land 'em winner!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer came strolling in and pulled up a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Roosevelt, Jimmy,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;couldn't make th' run. Don't he start th'
- argument himself, th' time he's elected, sayin' it's his second term an'
- he'll never go out for th' White House goods again?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Shure he did,&rdquo; coincided the Wop. &ldquo;An' r-r-right there he give himsilf
- th' gate. You're right, Nailer; he's barred.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Teddy oughtn't to have got off that bluff about not runnin' ag'in,&rdquo;
- observed old Jimmy thoughtfully. &ldquo;He sees it himself now. Th' next day
- after he makes his crack, a friend of mine, who's down to th' White House,
- asks him about it; is it for the bleachers,' says my friend, 'or does it
- go?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, it goes!' says Teddy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Then,' says my friend, 'you'll pardon me, but I don't think it was up to
- you to say it. It may wind up by puttin' everybody an' everything in
- Dutch. No sport can know what he'll want to do, or what he ought to do,
- four years ahead. Bein' pres'dent now, with four years to draw to, you can
- no more tell whether or no you'll want to repeat than you can tell what
- you'll want for dinner while you're eatin' lunch. Once I knew a guy who's
- always ready to swear off whiskey, when he's half full. Used to chase
- round to th' priest, on his own hunch; to sign th' pledge, every time he
- gets a bun. Bein' soaked, he feels like he'll never want another drink.
- After he'd gone without whiskey a couple of days, however, he'd wake up to
- it that he's been too bigoted. He'd feel that he's taken too narrow a view
- of th' liquor question, an' commence to see things in their true colors.'
- That's what my friend told him. And now that Teddy's show-in' signs, I've
- wondered whether he recalls them warnin' words.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at'll th' demmycrats do?&rdquo; asked the Nailer. &ldquo;Run Willyum Jennin's?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They will,&rdquo; retorted the Wop scornfully, &ldquo;if they want to get th' hoot.
- Three toimes has this guy Bryan run&mdash;an' always f'r th' end book.
- D'yez moind, Jimmy, how afther th' Denver Convention lie cha-a-ases down
- to th' depot to shake ha-a-ands wit' Cha-a-arley Murphy? There's no class
- to that! Would Washin'ton have done it?&mdash;Would Jefferson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was he hoited be shakin' hands wit' Murphy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer's tones were almost defiant. He had been brought up with a
- profound impression of the grandeur of Tammany Hall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was he hur-r-rted? D'yez call it th' cun-nin' play f'r him to be at
- th' depot, hand stretched out, an' yellin' 'Mitt me, Cha-a-arley, mitt
- me?' Man aloive, d'yez think th' country wants that koind av a ska-a-ate
- in th' White House?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The acrid emphasis of the Wop was so overwhelming that it swept the Nailer
- off his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop resumed:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wan thing, that depot racket wasn't th' way to carry New York. Th' way to
- bring home th' darby in th' Empire Shtate is to go to th' flure wit'
- Tammany at th' ringin' av th' gong. How was it Cleveland used to win? Was
- it be makin' a pet av Croker, or sendin' th' organization flowers? An' yez
- don't have to be told what happened to Cleveland. An' Tammany, moind yez,
- tryin' to thump his proshpecks on th' nut ivery fut av th' way! If Willyum
- Jinnin's had been th' wise fowl, he'd have took his hunch fr'm th' career
- av Cleveland, an' rough-housed Tammany whiniver an' wheriver found. If
- he'd only knocked Tammany long enough an' ha-a-ard enough, he'd have had
- an anchor-nurse on th' result.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This sounds like treason, Wop,&rdquo; said old Jimmy in tones of mock reproach.
- &ldquo;Croker was boss in th' Cleveland days. You'll hardly say that Charlie
- ain't a better chief than Croker?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy, there's as much difference bechune ould man Croker an' Cha-a-arley
- Murphy as bechune a buffalo bull an' a billy-goat. To make Murphy chief
- was loike settin' a boy to carryin' hod. While yez couldn't say f'r shure
- whether he'd fall fr'm th' laddher or simply sit down wit' th' hod, it's a
- cinch he'd niver get th' bricks to th' scaffold. Murphy's too busy
- countin' th' buttons on his Prince Albert, an' balancin' th' gold
- eye-glasshes on th' ridge av his nose, to lave him anny toime f'r
- vict'ry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;While youse guys,&rdquo; observed the Nailer, with a great air of knowing
- something, &ldquo;is indulgin' in your spiels about Murphy, don't it ever strike
- youse that he's out to make Gaynor pres'dent?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gaynor?&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy, in high offence. &ldquo;Do you think Charlie's
- balmy? If it ever gets so that folks of th' Gaynor size is looked on as
- big enough for th' presidency, I for one shall retire to th' booby house
- an' devote th' remainder of an ill-spent life to cuttin' paper dolls. An'
- yet, Nailer, I oughtn't to wonder at youse either for namin' him. There's
- a Demmycrat Club mutt speaks to me about that very thing at th' Little
- Hungary dinner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?' says
- I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make 'em give
- him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he has!' says
- th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one thing an'
- another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything but th' back
- fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with Tammany Hall?'
- says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker did,' says I; 'it's an
- old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th' Gaynors an' th'
- Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an' all them
- high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason they puts a
- geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that be?' asks the
- Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage th' eye of th'
- Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th' drain.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
- rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie Squint.
- The Darby Kid joined them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse think?&rdquo; cried the Darby Kid. &ldquo;I'm comin' out of me flat
- when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for Africa.
- That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only goil he ever
- loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No. But me for Africa!&mdash;the ideer!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Dopey Benny?&rdquo; said the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick&mdash;tryin'
- to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you won't join Harry?&rdquo; remarked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
- Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer and
- Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read Harry's
- letter.
- </p>
- <p>
- To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves&mdash;which is the only
- right way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
- twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
- the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side, and
- his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They gave him
- neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral straggler, in
- what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show him the moral way
- in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken it if they had.
- </p>
- <p>
- To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost motion.
- And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion money with
- Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down the Gangland
- position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Morality is all to the excellent for geeks with dough to burn an' time to
- throw away. It's right into the mitts of W'ite Chokers, who gets paid for
- bein' good an' hire out to be virchuous for so much a year. But of what
- use is morality to a guy along the Bowery? You could take a cartload of it
- to Simpson's, an' you couldn't get a dollar on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Not much was known of the childhood of Butch, albeit his vacuous lack of
- book knowledge assisted the theory that little or less of it had been
- passed in school. Nor was that childhood a lengthy one, for fame began
- early to collect upon Butch's scheming brow. He was about the green and
- unripe age of thirteen when he went abroad into the highways and byways of
- the upper city and stole a dog of the breed termed setter. This animal he
- named Rabbi, and trained as a thief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi, for many months, was Butch's meal ticket. The method of their
- thievish procedure was simple but effective. Butch&mdash;Rabbi alertly at
- his godless heels&mdash;would stroll about the streets looking for prey.
- When some woman drifted by, equipped of a handbag of promise, Butch
- pointed out the same to the rascal notice of Rabbi. After which the
- discreet Butch withdrew, the rest of it&mdash;as he said&mdash;being up to
- Rabbi.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi followed the woman, his abandoned eye on the hand-bag. Watching his
- chance, Rabbi rushed the woman and dexterously whisked the handbag from
- out her horrified fingers. Before the woman realized her loss, Rabbi had
- raced around a nearest corner and was lost to all pursuit. Fifteen minutes
- later he would find Butch at Willett and Stanton Streets, and turn over
- the touch.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi hated a policeman like a Christian. The sight of one would send him
- into growling, snarling, hiding. None the less, like all great characters,
- Rabbi became known; and, in the end, through some fraud which was
- addressed to his softer side and wherein a canine Delilah performed, he
- Avas betrayed into the clutches of the law.
- </p>
- <p>
- This mischance marked the close, as a hanger-snatcher, of the invaluable
- Rabbi's career. Not that the plain-clothes people who caught him affixed a
- period to his doggish days. Even a plains-clothes man isn't entirely hard.
- Rabbi's captors merely found him a home in the Catskills, where he spent
- his days in honor and his nights in sucking unsuspected eggs.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Rabbi was retired to private life, Butch, in his bread-hunting,
- resolved to seek new paths. Among the cruder crimes is house-breaking and
- to it the amateur law-breaker most naturally turns. Butch became a
- house-worker with special reference to flats.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the beginning, Butch worked in the day time, or as they say in
- Gangland, &ldquo;went out on <i>skush.</i>&rdquo; Hating the sun, however, as all true
- criminals, must, he shifted to night jobs, and took his dingy place in the
- ranks of viciousness as a <i>schlamwerker</i>. As such he turned off
- houses, flats and stores, taking what Fate sent him. Occasionally he
- varied the dull monotony of simple burglary by truck-hopping.
- </p>
- <p>
- Man cannot live by burglary alone, and Butch was not without his
- gregarious side. Seeking comradeship, he united himself with the Eastman
- gang. As a gangster he soon distinguished himself. He fought like a
- berserk; and it was a sort of war-frenzy, which overtook him in battle,
- that gave him his honorable prefix.
- </p>
- <p>
- Monk Eastman thought well of Butch. Not even Ike the Blood stood nearer
- than did Butch to the heart of that grim gang captain. Eastman's weakness
- was pigeons. When he himself went finally to Sing Sing, he asked the court
- to permit him another week in the Tombs, so that he might find a father
- for his five hundred feathered pets.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the days when Butch came to strengthen as well as ornament his forces,
- Eastman kept a bird store in Broome Street, under the New Irving Hall.
- Eastman also rented bicycles. Those who thirsted to stand well with him
- were sedulous to ride a wheel. They rented these uneasy engines of
- Eastman, with the view of drawing to themselves that leader's favor.
- Butch, himself, was early astride a bicycle. One time and another he paid
- into Eastman's hands the proceeds of many a <i>shush</i> or <i>schlam</i>
- job; and all for the calf-developing privilege of pedalling about the
- streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch conceived an idea which peculiarly endeared him to Eastman. In
- Forsyth Street was a hall, and Butch&mdash;renting the same&mdash;organized
- an association which, in honorable advertisement of his chief's trade of
- pigeons and bicycles, he called the Squab-Wheelmen. Eastman himself stood
- godfather to this club, and at what times he reposed himself from his bike
- and pigeon labors, played pool in its rooms.
- </p>
- <p>
- There occurred that which might have shaken one less firmly established
- than Butch. As it was, it but solidified him and did him good. The world
- will remember the great gang battle, fought at Worth and Center Streets,
- between the Eastmans and the Five Points. The merry-making was put an end
- to by those spoil sports, the police, who, as much without noble
- sympathies as chivalric instincts, drove the contending warriors from the
- field at the point of their night sticks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Brief as was the fray, numerous were the brave deeds done. On one side or
- the other, the Dropper, the Nailer, Big Abrams, Ike the Blood, Slimmy,
- Johnny Rice, Jackeen Dalton, Biff Ellison and the Grabber distinguished
- themselves. As for Butch, he was deep within the warlike thick of things,
- and no one than he came more to the popular front.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sequential to that jousting, a thought came to Butch. The Squab-Wheelmen
- were in nightly expectation of an attack from the Five Pointers. By way of
- testing their valor, and settle definitely, in event of trouble, who would
- stick and who would duck, Butch one midnight, came rushing up the
- stairway, which led to the club rooms, blazing with two pistols at once.
- Butch had prevailed upon five or six others, of humor as jocose as his
- own, to assist, and the explosive racket the party made in the narrow
- stairway was all that heart could have wished. It was comparable only to a
- Mott Street Chinese New Year's, as celebrated in front of the Port Arthur.
- </p>
- <p>
- There were sixty members in the rooms of the Squab-Wheelmen when Butch led
- up his feigned attack, and it is discouraging to relate that most if not
- all of them fled. Little Kishky, sitting in a window, was so overcome that
- he fell out backwards, and broke his neck. Some of those who fled, by way
- of covering their confusion, were inclined to make a deal of the death of
- Little Kishky and would have had it set to the discredit of Butch.
- Gangland opinion, however, was against them. If Little Kishky hadn't been
- a quitter, he would never have fallen out. Butch was not only exonerated
- but applauded. He had devised&mdash;so declared Gangland&mdash;an ideal
- method of separating the sheep who would fly from the goats who would stay
- and stand fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, too, there was the laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland was quick to see the humorous side; and since humanity is prone
- to decide as it laughs, Gangland overwhelmingly declared in favor of
- Butch.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was about this time that Butch found himself in a jam. His <i>schlam</i>
- work had never been first class. It was the want of finish to it which
- earned him the name of Butch. The second night after his stampede of the
- Squab-Wheelmen, his clumsiness in a Brooklyn flat woke up a woman, who
- woke up the neighborhood. Whereupon, the neighborhood rushed in and sat
- upon the body of Butch, until the police came to claim him. Subsequently,
- a Kings County judge saw his way clear to send Butch up the river for four
- weary years. And did.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was older and soberer when he returned. Also, his world had changed.
- Eastman had been put away, and Ritchie Fitzpatrick ruled in his place.
- Butch cultivated discretion, where before he had been hot and headlong,
- and no longer sought that gang prominence which was formerly as the breath
- to his nostrils.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not that Butch altogether turned his back upon his old-time associates.
- The local Froissarts tell how he, himself, captained a score or so of
- choice spirits among the Eastmans, against the Humpty Jackson gang, beat
- them, took them prisoners and plundered them. This brilliant action
- occurred in that Fourteenth Street graveyard which was the common hang-out
- of the Humpty Jacksons. Also, Humpty Jackson commanded his partisans in
- person, and was captured and frisked with the rest. Butch gained much
- glory and some money; for the Jacksons&mdash;however it happened&mdash;chanced
- to be flush.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch, returning from Sing-Sing exile, did not return to his <i>schlam</i>
- work. That trip up-the-river had shaken him. He became a Fagin, and taught
- boys of tender years to do his stealing for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch's mob of kids counted as many as twenty, all trained in
- pocket-picking to a feather-edge. As aiding their childish efforts, it was
- Butch's habit to mount a bicycle, and proceed slowly down the street, his
- fleet of kids going well abreast of him on the walks. Acting the part of
- some half-taught amateur of the wheel, Butch would bump into a man or a
- woman, preferably a woman. There would be cries and a scuffle. The woman
- would scold, Butch would expound and explain. Meanwhile the wren-head
- public packed itself ten deep about the center of excitement.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was then that Butch's young adherents pushed their shrewd way in.
- Little hands went flying, to reap a very harvest of pokes. Butch began
- building up a bank account.
- </p>
- <p>
- As an excuse for living, and to keep his mob together, Butch opened a pool
- parlor. This temple of enjoyment was in a basement in Willett Street near
- Stanton. The tariff was two-and-a-half cents a cue, and what Charley
- Bateses and Artful Dodgers worked for Butch were wont to refresh
- themselves at the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch made money with both hands. He took his share as a Fagin. Then, what
- fragmentary remnants of their stealings he allowed his young followers,
- was faithfully blown in by them across his pool tables.
- </p>
- <p>
- Imagination rules the world. Butch, having imagination, extended himself.
- Already a Fagin, Butch became a <i>posser</i> and bought stolen goods for
- himself. Often, too, he acted as a <i>melina</i> and bought for others.
- Thus Butch had three strings to his business bow. He was getting rich and
- at the same time keeping out of the fingers of the bulls. This caused him
- to be much looked up to and envied, throughout the length and breadth of
- Gangland.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was thus prosperous and prospering when it occurred to him to fall
- in love. Harry the Soldier was the Mark Antony of the Five Points, his
- Cleopatra the Darby Kid. There existed divers reasons for adoring the
- Darby Kid. There was her lustrous eyes, her coral mouth, her rounded
- cheek, her full figure, her gifts as a shop lifter. As a graceful crown to
- these attractions, the Darby Kid could pick a pocket with the best wire
- that ever touched a leather. In no wise had she been named the Darby Kid
- for nothing. Not even Mollie Squint was her superior at getting the bundle
- of a boob. They said, and with truth, that those soft, deep, lustrous eyes
- could look a sucker over, while yet that unconscious sucker was ten feet
- away, and locate the keck wherein he carried his roll. Is it astonishing
- then that the heart of Butch went down on its willing knees to the Darby
- Kid?
- </p>
- <p>
- Another matter:&mdash;Wasn't the Darby Kid the chosen one of Harry the
- Soldier? Was not Harry a Five Pointer? Had not Butch, elbow to elbow, with
- his great chief, Eastman, fought the Five Pointers in the battle at Worth
- and Center? It was a triumph, indeed, to win the heart of the Darby Kid.
- It was twice a triumph to steal that heart away from Harry the Soldier.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid crossed over from Harry the Soldier to Butch, and brought
- her love along. Thereafter her smiles were for Butch, her caresses for
- Butch, her touches for Butch. Harry the Soldier was left desolate.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harry the Soldier was a gon of merit and deserved eminence. That he had
- been an inmate not only of the House of Refuge but the Elmira Reformatory,
- should show you that he was a past-master at his art. His steady partner
- was Dopey Benny. With one to relieve the other in the exacting duties of
- stinger, and a couple of good stalls to put up an effective back, trust
- them, at fair or circus or theatre break, to make leathers, props and
- thimbles fly.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Gangland decision that for Butch to win the Darby Kid away from
- Harry the Soldier, even as Paris aforetime took the lovely Helen from her
- Menelaus, touched not alone the honor of Harry but the honor of the Five
- Points. Harry must revenge himself. Still more must he revenge the Five
- Points. It had become a case of Butch's life or his. On no milder terms
- could Harry sustain himself in Gangland first circles. His name else would
- be despised anywhere and everywhere that the fair and the brave were wont
- to come together and unbuckle socially.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch, tall and broad and strong, smooth of face, arched of nose, was a
- born hawk of battle. Harry the Soldier, dark, short, of no muscular power,
- was not the physical equal of Butch. Butch looked forward with confidence
- to the upcome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' yet, Butch,&rdquo; sweetly warned the Darby Kid, her arms about his neck,
- &ldquo;you mustn't go to sleep at the switch. Harry'll nail you if youse do.
- It'll be a gun-fight, an' he's a dream wit' a gatt.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind about that gatt thing! Do youse think, dearie, I'd let that
- Guinea cop a sneak on me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a cool evening in September. A dozen of Butch's young gons were
- knocking the balls about his pool tables. Butch himself was behind the
- bar. Outside in Willett Street a whistle sounded. Butch picked up a pistol
- off the drip-board, just in time to peg a shot at Harry the Soldier as
- that ill-used lover came through the front door. Dopey Benny, Jonathan to
- the other's David, was with Harry. Neither tried to shoot. Through a hail
- of lead from Butch's pistol, the two ran out the back door. No one killed;
- no one wounded. Butch had been shooting too high, as the bullet-raked
- ceiling made plain.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch explained his wretched gun play by saying that he was afraid of
- pinking some valued one among his boy scouts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At that,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;it's just as well. Them wops 'll never come back.
- Now when they see I'm organized they'll stay away. There ain't no sand in
- them Sicilians.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was wrong. Harry, with Dopey Benny, was back the next night. This
- time there was no whistle. Harry had sent forward a force of skirmishers
- to do up those sentinels, with whom Butch had picketed Willett' Street.
- Butch's earliest intimation that there was something doing came when a
- bullet from the gun of Harry broke his back. Dopey Benny stood off the
- public, while Harry put three more bullets into Butch. The final three
- were superfluous, however, as was shown at the inquest next day.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid was abroad upon her professional duties as a gon-moll, when
- Harry hived Butch. Her absence was regretted by her former lover.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; said he, as he and Dopey Benny fled down Stanton Street, &ldquo;I'd
- like to have made the play a double header, and downed the Kid along wit'
- Butch.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not so written, however. Double headers, whatever the field of
- human effort, are the exception and not the rule of life.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was whispered that Harry the Soldier and Dopey Benny remained three
- days in the Pell Street room of Big Mike Abrams before their get-away.
- They might have been at the bottom of the lower bay, for all the Central
- Office knew. Butch was buried, and the Darby Kid wept over his grave.
- After which she cheered up, and came back smiling. There is no good in
- grief. Besides, it's egotistical, and trenches upon conceit.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Central Office declares that, equipped of the right papers, it will
- bring Harry the Soldier back from Africa. Also, it will go after Dopey
- Benny in Kanuckland, when his time is out. The chair&mdash;says the
- Central Office&mdash;shall yet have both.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy doesn't think there's a chance, while the jaundiced Wop openly
- scoffs. Neither believes in the police. Meanwhile dark suspicions hover
- cloudily over the Darby Kid. Did she rap? She says not, and offers to pawn
- her soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I?&rdquo; asks the Darby Kid. &ldquo;Of course I'd sooner it was Butch
- copped Harry. But it went the other way; an' why should I holler? Would
- beefin' bring Butch back?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- XI.&mdash;BIG MIKE ABRAMS
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>his was after
- Nigger Mike had gone into exile in cold and sorrowful Toronto, and while
- Tony Kelly did the moist honors at Number Twelve Pell. Nigger Mike, you
- will remember, hurried to his ruin on the combined currents of enthusiasm
- and many drinks, had registered a score or two of times; for he meditated
- casting full fifty votes at the coming election, in his own proper person,
- and said so to his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Mike registered those numerous times, the snap-shot hirelings of
- certain annoying reformers were busy popping him with their cameras. His
- friends informed him of this, and counselled going slow. But Mike was
- beyond counsel, and knew little or less of cameras&mdash;never having had
- his picture taken save officially, and by the rules of Bertillon. In the
- face of those who would have saved him, he continued to stagger in and out
- upon that multifarious registration, inviting destruction. The purists
- took the pictures to the District Attorney, their hirelings told their
- tales, and Mike perforce went into that sad Toronto exile. He is back now,
- however, safe, sober, clothed and in his right mind; but that is another
- story.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day had been a sweltering July day for all of Chinatown. Now that
- night had come, the narrowness of Pell and Doyers and Mott Streets was
- choked with Chinamen, sitting along the curb, lolling in doorways, or
- slowly drifting up and down, making the most of the cool of the evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- Over across from Number Twelve a sudden row broke out. There were
- smashings and crashings, loopholed, as it were, with shrill Mongolian
- shrieks. The guests about Tony's tables glanced up with dull,
- half-interested eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Big Mike Abrams tearin' th' packin' out of th' laundry across th'
- street,&rdquo; said Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony was at the front door when the war broke forth, and had come aft to
- explain. Otherwise those about his tables might have gone personally
- forth, seeking a solution of those yellings and smashings and crashings
- for themselves, and the flow of profitable beer been thereby interrupted.
- At Tony's explanation his guests sat back in their chairs, and ordered
- further beer. Which shows that Tony had a knowledge of his business.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About them socialists,&rdquo; resumed Sop Henry, taking up the talk where it
- had broken off; &ldquo;Big Tom Foley tells me that they're gettin' something
- fierce. They cast more'n thirty thousand votes last Fall.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; broke in the Nailer, &ldquo;I can't understand about a socialist. He must
- be on the level at that; for one evenin', when they're holdin' a meetin'
- in the Bowery, a fleet of gons goes through a dozen of 'em, an', exceptin'
- for one who's an editor, and has pulled off a touch somewheres, there
- ain't street car fare in all their kecks. That shows there's nothin' in it
- for 'em. Th' editor has four bones on him&mdash;hardly enough for a round
- of drinks an' beef stews. Th' mob blows it in at Flynn's joint, down be
- th' corner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm like you, Nailer,&rdquo; agreed Sop Henry. &ldquo;Them socialists have certainly
- got me goin'. I can't get onto their coives at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lishten, then.&rdquo; This came from the Irish Wop, who was nothing if not
- political. &ldquo;Lishten to me. Yez can go to shleep on it, I know all about a
- socialist. There's ould Casey's son, Barney&mdash;ould Casey that med a
- killin' in ashphalt. Well, since his pah-pah got rich, young Casey's a
- socialist. On'y his name ain't Barney now, it's Berna-a-ard. There's
- slathers av thim sons av rich min turnin' socialists. They ain't strong
- enough to git a fall out av either av th' big pa-a-arties, so they rush
- off to th' socialists, where be payin' fer th' shpot light, they're
- allowed to break into th' picture. That's th' way wit' young Barney, ould
- Ashphalt Casey's son. Wan evenin' he dr-r-ives up to Lyon's wit' his
- pah-pah's broom, two bob-tailed horses that spint most av their time on
- their hind legs, an' th' Casey coat av arms on the broom dure, th' same
- bein' a shtick av dynamite rampant, wit' two shovels reversed on a field
- av p'tatoes. 'How ar-r-re ye?' he says. 'I want yez to jump in an' come
- wit' me to th' Crystal Palace. It's a socialist meet-in',' he says. 'Oh,
- it is?' says I; 'an' phwat's a socialist? Is it a game or a musical
- inshtrumint?' Wit' that he goes into p'ticulars. 'Well,' thinks I,
- 'there's th' ride, annyhow; an' I ain't had a carriage ride since
- Eat-'em-up-Jack packed in&mdash;saints rest him! So I goes out to th'
- broom; an' bechune th' restlessness av thim bob-tailed horses an' me not
- seein' a carriage fer so long, I nearly br-r-roke me two legs gettin' in.
- However, I wint. An' I sat on th' stage; an' I lishtened to th'
- wind-jammin'; an' not to go no further, a socialist is simply an anarchist
- who don't believe in bombs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There arose laughter and loud congratulatory sounds about the door. Next,
- broadly smiling, utterly complacent, Big Mike Abrams walked in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse lobsters hear me handin' it to th' monkeys?&rdquo; he asked, and his
- manner was the manner of him who doubts not the endorsement of men. &ldquo;That
- chink, Low Foo, snakes two of me shirts. I sends him five, an' he on'y
- sends back three. So I caves in his block wit' a flatiron. You ought to
- pipe his joint! I leaves it lookin' like a poolroom that won't prodooce,
- after the wardman gets through.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' Low Foo?&rdquo; queried Tony, who had shirts of his own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a couple of monks carries him to his bunk out back. It'll take
- somethin' more'n a shell of hop to chase away his troubles!&rdquo; Mike
- refreshed himself with a glass of beer, which he called suds. &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he
- continued with much fervor, &ldquo;I wisht I could get a job punchin' monks at a
- dollar a monk!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike Abrams, <i>alias</i> Big Mike, was a pillar of Chinatown, and added
- distinctly to the life of that quarter. He was nearly six feet tall, with
- shoulders as square as the foretopsail yard of a brig. His nervous arms
- were long and slingy, his bony hands the size of hams. Neither the Dropper
- nor yet Big Myerson could swap blows with him, and his hug&mdash;if it
- came to rough-and-tumble&mdash;was comparable only to the hug of Mersher
- the Strong Arm, who had out-hugged a bear for the drinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he lived, Little Maxie greatly appreciated Big Mike. Little Maxie is
- dead now. He ranked in the eyes of Mulberry Street as the best tool that
- ever nailed a leather. To be allowed to join out with his mob was
- conclusive of one's cleverness as a gon. For Maxie would have no bunglers,
- no learners about him.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, yet, as he himself said, Big Mike's value
- </p>
- <p>
- Jay not in any deftness of fingers, but in his stout, unflinching heart,
- and a knock-down strength of fist like unto the blow of a maul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As a stall he's worse'n a dead one,&rdquo; Maxie had said. &ldquo;No one ever put up
- a worse back. But let a sucker raise a roar, or some galoot of a country
- sheriff start something&mdash;that's where Mike comes on. You know last
- summer, when I'm followin' Ringling's show? Stagger, Beansey an' Mike's
- wit' me as bunchers. Over at Patterson we had a rumble. I got a rube's
- ticker, a red one. He made me; an' wit' that youse could hear th' yell he
- lets out of him in Newark. A dozen of them special bulls which Ringling
- has on his staff makes a grab at us. Youse should have lamped Mike! Th'
- way he laid out them circus dicks was like a tune of music. It's done in a
- flash, an' every last guy of us makes his get-away. Hock your socks, it's
- Mike for me every time! I'd sooner he filled in wit' a mob of mine than
- th' best dip that ever pinched a poke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike had been a fixed star in the Gangland firmament for years. He
- knew he could slug, he knew he could stay; and he made the most of these
- virtues. When not working with Little Maxie, he took short trips into the
- country with an occasional select band of yeggs, out to crack a P. O. or a
- jug. At such times, Mike was the out-side man&mdash;ever a post of
- responsibility. The out-side man watches while the others blow the box. In
- case things take to looking queer or leary, he is to pass the whistle of
- warning to his pals. Should an officer show unexpectedly up, he must stand
- him off at the muzzle of his gatt, and if crowded, shoot and shoot to
- kill. He is to stand fast by his partners, busy with wedges, fuse and soup
- inside, and under no circumstances to desert them. Mike was that one of
- ten thousand, who had the nerve and could be relied upon to do and be
- these several iron things. Wherefore, he lived not without honor in the
- land, and never was there a fleet of yeggs or a mob of gons, but received
- him into its midst with joy and open hearts.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike made a deal of money. Not that it stuck to hum; for he was born with
- his hands open and spent it as fast as he made it. Also, he drank deeply
- and freely, and moreover hit the pipe. Nor could he, in the latter
- particular, be called a pleasure smoker nor a Saturday nighter. Mike had
- the habit.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Mike ran an opium den at Coney Island, and again on the second
- floor of Number Twelve Pell. But the police&mdash;who had no sure way of
- gauging the profits of opium&mdash;demanded so much for the privilege that
- Mike was forced to close.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them bulls wanted all I made an' more,&rdquo; complained Mike, recounting his
- wrongs to Beansey. &ldquo;I had a 50-pipe joint that time in Pell, an' from the
- size of the rake-off the captain's wardman asks, you'd have thought that
- every pipe's a roulette-wheel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Couldn't you do nothin' wit' 'em?&rdquo; asked Bean-sey, sympathetically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a t'ing. I shows 'em that number-one hop is $87.50 a can, an'
- yen-chee or seconds not less'n $32. Nothin' doin'! It's either come across
- wit' five hundred bones th' foist of every month, or quit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike sighed over his fair prospects, blighted by the ignorant avarice of
- the police.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at was youse chargin' a smoke?&rdquo; inquired Beansey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two bits a shell. Of course, that's for yen-chee. I couldn't give 'em
- number-one for two bits. After all, w'at I cares most for is me cats&mdash;two
- long-haired Persians.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cats?&rdquo; repeated Beansey, suspiciously. &ldquo;W'at be youse handin' me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Beansey by the way, knew nothing of opium.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at am I handin' youse?&rdquo; said Mike. &ldquo;I'm handin' you th' goods. Cats get
- th' habit same as people. My cats would plant be some party who's cookin'
- a pill, an' sniff th' hop an' get as happy as anybody. Take 'em off the
- pipe, an' it's th' same as if they're Christians. Dogs, too. Let 'em once
- get th' habit, an' then take 'em away from a pipe joint, an' they has
- pains in their stummicks, an' twists an' yowls till you think they're
- goin' mad. When th' cops shut down on me, I has to give me cats to th'
- monk who's runnin' th' opium dump on th' top floor. Sure t'ing! They'd
- have croaked if I hadn't. They're on'y half happy, though; for while they
- gets their hop they misses me. Them toms an' me has had many a good
- smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Folks often wondered at the intimacy between Mike and Little Maxie&mdash;not
- that it has anything to do with this story. Little Maxie&mdash;his name on
- the Central Office books was Maxie Fyne, <i>alias</i> Maxie English, <i>alias</i>
- Little Maxie, <i>alias</i> Sharapatheck&mdash;was the opposite of Big
- Mike. He was small; he was weak; he didn't drink; he didn't hit the pipe.
- Also, at all times, and in cold blood, he was a professional thief. His
- wife, whom he called &ldquo;My Kytie&rdquo;&mdash;for Little Maxie was from
- Houndsditch, and now and then his accent showed it&mdash;was as good a
- thief as he, but on a different lay. Her specialty was robbing women. She
- worked alone, as all good gon-molls do, and because of her sure
- excellencies was known as the Golden Hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Maxie and his Golden Hand, otherwise his Kytie&mdash;her name was
- Kate&mdash;had a clean little house near Washington Square on the south.
- They owned a piano and a telephone&mdash;the latter was purely defensive&mdash;and
- their two children went to school, and sat book to book with the children
- of honest men and women.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little quiet home, with its piano and defensive telephone, is gone
- now. Little Maxie died and his Golden Hand married again; for there's no
- false sentiment in Gangland. If a husband's dead he's dead, and there's
- nothing made by mourning. Likewise, what's most wanted in any husband is
- that he should be a live one.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Maxie died in a rather curious way. Some say he was drowned by his
- pals, Big Mike among them. The story runs that there was a quarrel over
- splitting up a touch, and the mob charged Little Maxie with holding out.
- Be that as it may, the certainty is that Little Maxie and his mob, being
- in Peekskill, got exceeding drunk&mdash;all but Little Maxie&mdash;and
- went out in a boat. Being out, Little Maxie went overboard abruptly, and
- never came up. Neither did anybody go after him. The mob returned to town
- to weep&mdash;crocodile tears, some said&mdash;into their beer, as they
- told and re-told their loss, and in due time Little Maxie's body drifted
- ashore and was buried. That was the end. Had it been some trust-thief of a
- millionaire, there would have been an investigation. But Little Maxie was
- only a pick-pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike, like all strong characters, had his weakness. His weakness was
- punching Chinamen; fairly speaking, it grew to be his fad. It wasn't
- necessary that a Chinaman do anything; it was enough that he came within
- reach. Mike would knock him cold. In a single saunter through Pell Street,
- he had been known to leave as many as four senseless Chinamen behind him,
- fruits of his fist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For,&rdquo; said Mike, in cheerful exposition of the motive which underlay that
- performance, &ldquo;I do so like to beat them monks about! I'd sooner slam one
- of 'em ag'inst th' wall than smoke th' pipe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One time and another Mike punched two-thirds of all the pig-tailed heads
- in Chinatown. Commonly he confined himself to punching, though once or
- twice he went a step beyond. Lee Dok he nearly brained with a stool. But
- Lee Dok had been insultingly slow in getting out of Mike's way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was proud of his name and place as the Terror of Chinatown. Whether
- he walked in Mott or Pell or Doyers Street, every Chinaman who saw him
- coming went inside and locked his door.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those who didn't see him and so go inside and dock their doors&mdash;and
- they were few&mdash;he promptly soaked. And if to see a Chinaman run was
- as incense to Mike's nose, to soak one became nothing less than a sweet
- morsel under his tongue. The wonder was that Mike didn't get shot or
- knifed, which miracle went not undiscussed at such centers as Tony's,
- Barney Flynn's, Jimmy Kelly's and the Chatham Club. But so it was; the
- pig-tailed population of Chinatown parted before Mike's rush like so much
- water.
- </p>
- <p>
- One only had been known to resist&mdash;Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
- possessed a giant's soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
- Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
- he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
- was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
- spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's straight,&rdquo; said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
- peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, &ldquo;I never could
- stand for a chive. An' say&rdquo;&mdash;he shuddered&mdash;&ldquo;that monk has: one
- longer'n your arm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his weakness
- for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could have done
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because of those
- shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to consequences.
- Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum, or perhaps it was the
- heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being surprised by Mike in Pell
- Street, did not&mdash;pig-tail flying&mdash;clatter inside and lock his
- door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him, coughed contumeliously and
- spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling Tchen would have been no
- adequate retort&mdash;Ling Tchen who thus studied to shame him. Wherefore
- Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went so far as to cut off the
- dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken notice of this killing, but
- some forethoughtful friend had had wit enough to tuck a gun beneath the
- dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became at once and obviously a case of
- self-defence.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
- dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only thorough
- but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale was
- nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling Tchen
- belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in Pell
- Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did the
- provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off better
- had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in Mott
- Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street, where
- the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve. It
- pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the muffled
- revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon that shirt
- occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
- Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
- beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink,&rdquo; expounded Mike, &ldquo;that makes
- a guy hanker for th' hop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's early yet; better stick 'round,&rdquo; urged Tony, politely. &ldquo;There is
- some high-rollers from Newport up here on a yacht, an' crazy to see
- Chinatown in th' summer when th' blankets is off. Th' dicks w'at's got 'em
- in tow, gives me th' tip that they'll come lungin' in here about ten.
- They're over in Mott Street now, takin' a peek at the joss house an'
- drinkin' tea in the Port Arthur.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to meet 'em,&rdquo; declared Mike. &ldquo;Them stiffs makes me sick. If
- youse'd promise to lock th' doors, Tony, an' put 'em all in th' air for
- what they've got on 'em, I might stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That'd be a wise play, I don't think,&rdquo; remarked the Dropper, who had just
- come in. &ldquo;Tony'd last about as long as a dollar pointin' stuss. Puttin' a
- chink on th' bum is easy, an' a guy can get away wit' it; but lay a finger
- on a Fift' Avenoo Willie-boy, or look cockeyed at a spark-fawney on th'
- finger of one of them dames, an' a judge'll fall over himself to hand
- youse twenty years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Right youse be, Dropper!&rdquo; said the sophistcated Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike climbed the creaking stairway to his room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Below, in Tony's, the beer, the gossip, the music, the singing and the
- dancing went on. Pretty Agnes sang a new song, and was applauded. That is,
- she was applauded by all save Mollie Squint, who uplifted her nose and
- said that &ldquo;it wasn't so much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mollie Squint was invited to sing, but refused.
- </p>
- <p>
- About ten o'clock came the Newport contingent, fresh from quaffing tea and
- burning joss sticks. They were led by a she-captain of the Four Hundred,
- who shall go here as Mrs. Vee. Mrs. Vee, young, pretty, be-jeweled, was in
- top spirits. For she had just been divorced from her husband, and they put
- brandy into the Port Arthur tea if you tell them to.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony did the honors for Number Twelve. He and Mrs. Vee, surrounded by a
- fluttering flock of purple doves, all from aristocratic cotes, became as
- thick as thieves. The Dropper, who was not wanting in good looks and could
- spiel like a dancing master, went twice around the room with Mrs. Vee&mdash;just
- for a lark, you know&mdash;to a tune scraped from Tony's fiddles and
- thumped from that publican's piano. After which, Mrs. Vee and her flutter
- of followers, Willieboys and all, went their purple way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony, with never flagging courtesy, escorted them to the door. What he
- beheld filled his somewhat sluggish soul with wonder. Pell Street was
- thronged with Chinamen. They were sitting or standing, all silent, faces
- void of meaning. The situation, too, was strange in this. A Chinaman could
- have told you that they were all of the Hip Sing Tong, and not a Four
- Brothers among them. He wouldn't of course, for a Chinaman tells a white
- devil nothing. Pell, by the way, was as much the home street of the Four
- Brothers as of the Hip Sing Tong.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony expressed his astonishment at the pigtailed press which thronged the
- thoroughfare.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is how it is,&rdquo; vouchsafed the explanatory Tony to Mrs. Vee and her
- purple fluttering doves. &ldquo;Big Mike's just after standin' Low Foo's
- wash-shop on its nut, an' these monks are sizin' up th' wreck. When
- anything happens to a monk his tong makes good, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony might not have said this had he recalled that Low Foo was a Four
- Brothers, and understood that no one not a Hip Sing Tong was in the crowd.
- Tony, however, recalled nothing, understood nothing; for he couldn't tell
- one Chinaman from another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How interesting!&rdquo; cooed Mrs. Vee, in response to Tony's elucidation; and
- with that her flock of purple doves, in fluttering agreement, cooed, &ldquo;How
- interesting!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse lamp th' ice on them dames?&rdquo; asked Sop Henry, when the slumming
- Mrs. Vee and her suite were out of ear-shot.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sop had an eye for diamonds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That bunch ain't got a thing but money!&rdquo; observed the Wop, his eyes
- glittering enviously. &ldquo;I wisht I had half their cush.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Money ain't th' whole box of tricks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This deep declaration emanated from old Jimmy. Old Jimmy's home was a rear
- room on Second Street near the Bowery, which overlooked a graveyard hidden
- in the heart of the block. There, when not restoring himself at Tony's or
- Sirocco's or Lyon's, old Jimmy smoked a vile tobacco known as Sailors'
- Choice, in a vile clay pipe as black as sin, and meditated. Having nothing
- to do but think, he evolved in time into a philosopher, and it became his
- habit to unload chunks of wisdom on whomsoever seemed to stand in need.
- Also, since he was warlike and carried a knife, and because anyone in hard
- luck could touch him for a dollar, he was listened to politely in what
- society he favored with his countenance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Money ain't th' whole box of tricks,&rdquo; old Jimmy repeated, severely,
- wagging a grizzled head at the Wop, &ldquo;an' only you're Irish an' ignorant
- you wouldn't have to be told so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy, you're nutty,&rdquo; returned the Wop. &ldquo;Never mind me bein' nutty,&rdquo;
- retorted old Jimmy, dogmatically. &ldquo;I know all about th' rich.&rdquo; Then, in
- forgetfulness of his pension and the liberal source of it, he continued:
- &ldquo;A rich man is so much like a fat hog that he's seldom any good until he's
- dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy called for beer; wisdom is always dry. &ldquo;Say?&rdquo; observed the
- Dropper, airily, &ldquo;do youse guys know that I'm thinkin' I'll just about cop
- off some dame with millions of dough, an' marry her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would she have youse?&rdquo; inquired Mollie Squint, with the flicker of a
- sneer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's easy money,&rdquo; returned the Dropper; &ldquo;all I has to do is put out me
- sign, see? Them rich frails would fall for me in a hully second.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You crooks can't think of a thing but money,&rdquo; snorted old Jimmy. &ldquo;Marry a
- rich dame! A guy might as well get a job as valet or butler or footman
- somewhere an' let it go at that. Do you mutts know what love is? Th' one
- married chance of happiness is love. An' to love, folks must be poor. Then
- they have to depend upon each other; and it's only when people depend upon
- each other they love each other.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy,&rdquo; quoth the Dropper, with mock sadness. &ldquo;I can see your finish.
- You'll land in Bloomingdale, playin' wit' a string of spools.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever,&rdquo; demanded old Jimmy, disregarding the irreverent Dropper,
- &ldquo;see some strapping young party, up against the skyline on an iron
- building, workin' away wit' one of them rivetin' guns? Well, somewhere
- between th' two rivers there's a girl he's married to, who's doin' a
- two-step 'round a cook stove, fryin' steak an' onions for him, an' keepin'
- an eye out that their kids don't do a high dive off th' fire-escape. Them
- two people are th' happiest in th' world. Such boneheads as you can't
- appreciate it, but they are. Give 'em a million dollars an' you'll spoil
- it. They'd get a divorce; you'd put that household on th' toboggan. If
- this Mister Vee, now, had been poor an' drove a truck instead of bein'
- rich an' drivin' a 6-horse coach, an' if Mrs. Vee had been poor an' done a
- catch-as-catch-can with th' family washtub instead of havin' money to burn
- an' hirein' a laundress, she'd never have bucked th' divorce game, but
- lived happy ever after.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Jimmy,&rdquo; interposed Tony, &ldquo;I've seen poor folks scrap.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure,&rdquo; assented Jimmy; &ldquo;all married folks scrap&mdash;a little. But
- them's only love spats, when they're poor. Th' wife begins 'em. She thinks
- she'll just about try hubby out, an' see can he go some. Th' only risk is
- him bein' weak enough to let her win. She don't want to win; victory would
- only embarrass her. What she's after is a protector; an' if hubby lets her
- put him on th' floor for th' count, she don't know where she's at. She's
- dead sure she's no good; an' if he's a quitter she's left all in th' air.
- Havin' floored him, she thinks to herself, 'This thing protect me? Why, I
- can lick him myself!' After that, hubby might better keep close tabs on
- little Bright-eyes, or some mornin' he'll call the family roll an' she
- won't answer. Take a boy an' a girl, both young, both square, both poor&mdash;so
- they'll need each ether&mdash;an', so he's got her shaded a little should
- it come to th' gloves, two bugs in a rug won't have nothin' on them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy up-ended his glass, as one who had settled grave matters, while
- the Dropper and the Wop shook contemplative heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' yet,&rdquo; said the Wop, after a pause, &ldquo;goin' back to them rich babies
- who was here, I still say I wisht I had their bundle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's four for one,&rdquo; returned old Jimmy, his philosophy again forging to
- the fore&mdash;&ldquo;it's four for one, Wop, you'd have a dead bad time. What
- street shows th' most empty houses? Ain't it Fift' Ave-noo? Why be they
- empty? Because the ginks who lived in 'em didn't have a good time in 'em.
- If they had they'd have stuck. A guy don't go places, he leaves places. He
- don't go to Europe, he leaves New York.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy turned to Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fill up th' crockery. I'm talkin' 'way over th' heads of these bums.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he a wonder?&rdquo; whispered Pretty Agnes to the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should say as much,&rdquo; responded the admiring Nailer. &ldquo;He ought to be
- sellin' gold bricks. He's talked th' Dropper an' th' Wop into a hard
- knot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper was not to be quelled, and insisted that Jimmy was conversing
- through his sou'wester.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think so,&rdquo; broke in Jew Yetta; &ldquo;I strings wit' Jimmy. Take a
- tumble to yourself, Dropper. If you was to marry one of them money dames,
- you'd have to go into high society. An' then what? W'y, you'd look like a
- pig on a front porch.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't youse bet on it,&rdquo; declared the Dropper loftily. &ldquo;There's nothin' in
- that high society stuff. A smart guy like me could learn his way t'rough
- in a week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Could he?&rdquo; said the Nailer, and his tones were tones of derision.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's w'at I says!&rdquo; replied the Dropper. Then, heatedly: &ldquo;W'y, do you
- geeks think I've never been north of Fourteenth Street? Youse make me
- tired, Nailer. While you was up-th'-river, for toinin' off that loft in
- Chambers Street, don't I go to a shindy at th' Demmycrat Club in honor of
- Sen'tor Depew? There was loidies there&mdash;th' real thing, too. An'
- wasn't I another time at th' Charlie Murphy dinner? Talk of high society!&mdash;if
- that ain't high society, what is?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Having squelched the Nailer, the Dropper proceeded more moderately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I remember th' scare that's t'run into me at the Depew racket. I've been
- put up ag'inst some hot propositions, but if ever I'm faded it's then
- when, for th' foist time, I lamps a full-blown dame in evenin' dress. On
- th' dead, I felt like yellin' 'Police!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat was it scared yez, Dropper?&rdquo; asked the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't that I'm so scared as rattled. There's too much free-board to
- them evenin' dresses.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' the Charlie Murphy banquet,&rdquo; said Pretty Agnes, wistfully. &ldquo;Didn't
- yez get cold feet?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Naw, I don't git cold feet. I admits I falls down, I don't try to
- sidestep that; but it wasn't my fault. Do it over again, an' I'd go
- t'rough wit' bells on.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did youse fall down?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's be accident; I takes th' wrong steer, that's all. I makes it a
- point, knowin' I'm none too wise, to plant meself when we pulls up to the
- feed opposite to a gilded old bunk, who looked like ready money. 'Do as he
- does, Dropper' I says to meself, 'an' you're winner in a walk!' So, when
- he plays a fork, I plays a fork; if he boards a chive, I boards a chive;
- from soup to birds I'm steerin' be his wake. Then all of a sudden I cops a
- shock. We've just made some roast squabs look like five cents worth of
- lard in a paper bag, an' slopped out a bunch of fizz to wash 'em down,
- when what does that old Rube do but up an' sink his hooks in a bowl of
- water. Honest, I like to 've fell in a fit! There I'd been feelin' as
- cunning as a pet fox, an' me on a dead one from th' jump!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did any of them smart Alecks give youse th' laugh?&rdquo; asked the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give me th' laugh,&rdquo; repeated the Dropper, disgustedly. &ldquo;I'd have smashed
- whoever did in th' eye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While beer and conversation were flowing in Number Twelve, a sophisticated
- eye would have noted divers outside matters which might or might not have
- had a meaning. On the heels of Big Mike's laundry deeds of desolation and
- destruction at Low Foo's, not a Chinaman was visible in Pell Street. It
- was the same when Mike came out of Tony's and climbed the stairs to his
- room. Mike safely retired from the field, a handful of Four Brothers&mdash;all
- of them Lows and of the immediate clan of Low Foo&mdash;showed up, and
- took a slanteyed squint at what ruin had been wrought. They spoke not
- above a murmur, but as nearly as a white devil might gather a meaning,
- they were of the view that no monsoon could have more thoroughly
- scrap-heaped the belongings of Low Foo.
- </p>
- <p>
- Other Chinamen began to gather, scores upon scores. These were Hip Sing
- Tongs, and they paid not the slightest heed to Low Foo's laundry, or what
- was left of it. What Four Brothers were abroad did not mingle with the Hip
- Sing Tongs, although the two tribes lived in friendship. The Four Brothers
- quietly withdrew, each to his own den, and left the Hip Sing Tongs in
- possession of the street.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in possession, the Hip Sing Tongs did nothing beyond roost on the
- curb, or squat in doorways, or stand idly about. Now and then one smoked a
- cigarette.
- </p>
- <p>
- About 11.20 o'clock, a Chinaman entered Pell Street from the Bowery. Every
- one of the Hip Sing Tongs looked at him; none of them spoke to him. Only,
- a place was made for him in the darkness of the darkest doorway. Had some
- brisk Central Office intelligence been there and consulted its watch, it
- might have occurred to such intelligence that had the newcomer arrived
- from Philadelphia over the B. &amp; O. by latest train, he&mdash;assuming
- him to have taken the ferry with proper dispatch&mdash;would have come
- poking into Pell Street at precisely that hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- Trinity struck midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bells sounded dim and far away. It was as though it were the ghost of
- some dead midnight being struck. At the sound, and as if he heard in it a
- signal, the mysterious Chinaman came out of the double darkness of the
- doorway in which he had been waiting, and crossed to the stairway that led
- up to the room of Mike. Not a whisper came from the waiting Hip Sing
- Tongs, who watched him with that blend of apathy and eagerness observable
- only in the Oriental. No one went with the mysterious Chinaman. Nor did
- the stairs creak&mdash;as with Big Mike&mdash;beneath his velvet shoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- Five minutes passed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mysterious one emerged from Mike's stairway as silently as he had
- entered it. He tossed a claw-like hand palm outward, toward the waiting,
- watching Hip Sing Tongs, and then went slippering towards the Bowery. Had
- that brisk Central Office intelligence been there to see, it might have
- reflected, recalling a time table, that by taking the Cortlandt Street
- ferry, the mysterious one would be in time for the 12.30 train to
- Philadelphia over the Pennsylvania.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before the mysterious one had reached the Bowery, those scores of waiting,
- watching Hip Sing Tongs had vanished, and Pell Street was as empty as the
- promise of a politician.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; whispered Ching Lee to Sam Kum, who kept the chop suey shop, as
- they turned to go&mdash;&ldquo;now he meet Ling Tchen, mebby so!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One o'clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony began to think about locking his front door. This, out of respect for
- the law. Not that beer and revelry were to cease in Number Twelve, but
- because such was Tony's understanding with the precinct skipper. Some
- reformer might come snooping else, and lodge complaint against that
- skipper with the Commissioner of Police.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just as Tony, on bidding &ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; to Mrs. Vee and her purple fluttering
- flock, had been impressed by the crowded condition of Pell Street, so now,
- when he made ready to lock up, was he impressed by that causeway's
- profound emptiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he cried to his guests in the rear, &ldquo;you stews come here! This is
- funny; there ain't a chink in sight!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;D'youse think th' bulls are gettin' ready for a raid?&rdquo; asked Sop Henry.
- Sop, with the Nailer and the Wop, had joined Tony in the door. &ldquo;Perhaps
- there's somethin' doin' over at th' Elizabeth Street station, an' the
- wardman's passed th' monks th' tip.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin' in that,&rdquo; responded Tony, confidently. &ldquo;Wouldn't I be put wise,
- too?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Marvelling much, Tony fastened his door, and joined old Jimmy, Pretty
- Agnes and the others in the rear room. When he got there, he found old
- Jimmy sniffing with suspicious nose, and swearing he smelled gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of your pipes is leakin', Tony,&rdquo; said Jimmy, &ldquo;leakin' for fair, too,
- or I'm a Dago!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony, in refutation, called attention to a patent truth. He used electric
- light, not gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they use gas upstairs,&rdquo; he added. Then, half-anxiously; &ldquo;It can't be
- some hop-head has blown out the gas?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought was enough to start the Dropper, ever full of enterprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let's have a look,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Nailer you an' th' Wop come wit' me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony again opened the front door, and the Dropper, followed by the Wop and
- the Nailer, filed into the stairway that led to the floor above. They made
- noise enough, blundering and stumbling in the sudden hurry of spirit which
- had gripped them. As they reached the landing near Mike's door, the odor
- of gas was even more pronounced than in Tony's rear room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The hall was blind black with the thick darkness that filled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How about this?&rdquo; queried the Dropper. &ldquo;I thought a gas jet was always
- boinin' in th' hall.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper, growing fearful, hung back. With that, the Wop pushed forward
- and took the lead. Only for a moment. Giving a cry, he sprang back with
- such sudden force that he sent the Dropper headlong down the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Virgin save us!&rdquo; exclaimed the Wop, &ldquo;but I touched somethin' soft!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' row?&rdquo; demanded Tony, coming to the foot of the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the Dropper's request, Tony brought a candle, used by him in excursions
- to those crypts wherein he kept his whiskey.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a moment all was plain. That something soft which had so told upon the
- Wop was a rubber tube. There was a gas jet in the hall. One end of the
- rubber tube had been fastened over the gas jet, and the other stuffed into
- the keyhole of Mike's door. Trap arranged, the gas had been set flowing
- full blast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what do youse think of that?&rdquo; exclaimed Tony, who understood at a
- glance.
- </p>
- <p>
- With one swift move, Tony turned off the gas and tore away the rubber
- tube. There was no talk of keys. He placed his powerful shoulder against
- the door, and sent it crashing. The out-rush of gas drove them, choking
- and gasping, into the open air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me,&rdquo; said the Dropper, as soon as he could get his breath,
- &ldquo;they've croaked Mike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the window,&rdquo; urged the Nailer; &ldquo;mebbe Mike has the window open!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a chance!&rdquo; retorted the Dropper. &ldquo;No one has his window up while he
- hits th' pipe. They don't jibe, fresh air an' dope.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper was right. Big Mike, stark and still and yellow, lay dead in
- his bed&mdash;the last place his friends would have anticipated&mdash;poisoned
- by gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better notify th' cops,&rdquo; advised Jimmy, the practical.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who did it?&rdquo; sobbed Pretty Agnes. &ldquo;Mike never handed it to himself.&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who did it?&rdquo; repeated the Dropper, bitterly. &ldquo;Th' chinks did it. It's for
- Low Foo's laundry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're down wrong, Dropper,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;It's that Ling Tchen trick.
- I knew them Hip Sings would get Mike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- XII.&mdash;THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he jury returned a
- verdict of guilty. Thereupon the judge, fixing Ellison with hard and
- thoughtful eye, gave him &ldquo;from eight to twenty years.&rdquo; When a man gets
- &ldquo;from eight to twenty years&rdquo; he is worth writing about. He would be worth
- writing about, even though it had been for such crimes of the commonplace
- as poke-getting at a ferry or sticking up a drunken sailor. And Ellison
- was found guilty of manslaughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Razor Riley would have been sentenced along with Ellison, only he had
- conveniently died. When the Gophers gather themselves together, they give
- various versions of Razor Riley's taking off. Some say he perished of
- pneumonia. Others lay it to a bullet in his careless mouth. In any case,
- he was dead, and therefore couldn't, in the nature of things, accompany
- Ellison to Sing Sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Razor was a little one-hundred-and-ten-pound man, with weak muscles and a
- heart of fire. He had, razorwise, cut and slashed his way into much
- favorable mention, when that pneumonia or bullet&mdash;whichever it was&mdash;stopped
- short his career.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the width of the city apart, he and Ellison were ever friends. They
- drank together, fought together, and held their foes as they held their
- money, in common.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the jury said &ldquo;Guilty,&rdquo; it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
- His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that &ldquo;from eight
- to-twenty years.&rdquo; He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised to
- save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to return.
- Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore. Lured by
- false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to get &ldquo;from
- eight to twenty years!&rdquo; Cray and Savage rounded him up. All his life a
- cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a battle, had
- he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of sand were the
- promises of politicians!
- </p>
- <p>
- My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson Market
- court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of March,
- and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench. Ellison and
- Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed in the door
- of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated Italian, and
- in the language of the officer who made the collar, &ldquo;didn't do a thing to
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are guilty, your honor,&rdquo; said their lawyer, manner deprecatory and
- full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial heart&mdash;&ldquo;they
- are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They had been
- celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps, your honor,
- and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere truth, your
- honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating the glorious
- day, they really didn't know what they were about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
- mercy of an enlightened court.
- </p>
- <p>
- Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
- Italian broke forth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't I get-a my chance, judge?&rdquo; he called out. &ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; returned
- Magistrate Corrigan, &ldquo;what is it you want to say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Judge, that-a guy&rdquo;&mdash;pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer&mdash;&ldquo;he
- say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a they
- do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they knock-a
- th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th' macaws, but&rdquo;&mdash;here
- his voice rose to a screech&mdash;&ldquo;they nevair touch-a th' bear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
- while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys and
- macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge cinnamon
- bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently plowed 'round
- the bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Twenty-five and costs!&rdquo; said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching the
- corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the lawyer,
- who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: &ldquo;Not a word. Your people get off
- very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men didn't know what they
- were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is highly convincing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When a gentleman goes to Sing Sing for longer than five years, it is
- Gangland good manners to speak of him in the past tense. Thus, then, shall
- I speak of Ellison. His name, properly laid down, was James Ellison. As,
- iron on wrists, a deputy at his elbow, he stepped aboard the train, he
- gave his age as thirty-nine.
- </p>
- <p>
- His monaker of Biff came to him in the most natural way in the world.
- Gangland is ever ready to bestow a title. Therefore, when a recalcitrant
- customer of Fat Flynn's, having quaffed that publican's beer and then
- refused to pay for it, was floored as flat as a flounder by a round blow
- from Ellison's fist, Gangland, commemorating the event, renamed him Biff.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was in his angular, awkward twenties when he made his initial
- appearance along the Bowery. He came from Maryland, no one knew why and a
- youthful greenness would have got him laughed at, had it not been for a
- look in his eye which suggested that while he might be green he might be
- game.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having little education and no trade Ellison met existence by hiring out
- as bar-keeper to Fat Flynn, who kept a grog shop of singular vileness at
- 34 Bond. Its beer glasses were vulgarly large, its frequenters of the
- rough-neck school. But it was either work in Flynn's or carry a hod, and
- Ellison, who was not fanatically fond of hard labor, and preferred to seek
- his bread along lines of least resistance, instantly and instinctively
- resolved on the side of Flynn's.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland is much more given to boxing gloves than books, and the
- conversation at Flynn's, as it drifted across the bar to Ellison&mdash;busy
- drawing beer&mdash;was more calculated to help his hands than help his
- head. Now and then, to be sure, there would come one who, like Slimmy, had
- acquired a stir education, that is, a knowledge of books such as may be
- picked up in prison; but for the most those whom Ellison met, in the
- frothy course of business, were not the ones to feed his higher nature or
- elevate his soul. It was a society where the strong man was the best man,
- and only fist-right prevailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was young, husky, with length of reach and plenty of hitting
- power, and, as the interests of Flynn demanded, he bowed to his
- environment and beat up many a man. There were those abroad in Bond Street
- whom he could not have conquered. But, commonly sober and possessed
- besides of inborn gifts as a matchmaker, he had no trouble in avoiding
- these. The folks whom he hooked up with were of the <i>genus</i> cinch, <i>species</i>
- pushover, and proceeding carefully he built up in time a standing for
- valor throughout all the broad regions lying between Fourteenth Street and
- City Hall Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let it be said that Ellison had courage. It was his prudence which taught
- him to hold aloof from the tough ones. Now and then, when a tough one did
- insist on war, Ellison never failed to bear himself with spirit. Only he
- preferred to win easily, with little exertion and no injury to his nose
- and eyes. For Ellison, proud of his appearance, was by Gangland's crude
- standards the glass of fashion and the mould of form, and flourished the
- idol of the ladies. Also, a swollen nose or a discolored eye is of no
- avail in winning hearts.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every dispenser of beer is by way of being a power in politics. Some soar
- higher, some with weaker wing&mdash;that is a question of genius. One
- sells beer and makes himself chief of Tammany Hall. Another rises on the
- tides of beer to a district leadership. Still others&mdash;and it is here
- that Ellison comes in&mdash;find their lower beery level as Tammany's
- shoulder-hitting aides.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the last rôle, Ellison was of value to Tammany Hall. Wherefore,
- whenever he fell into the fingers of the police&mdash;generally for
- assault&mdash;the machine cast over him the pinion of its prompt
- protection. As the strong-arm pet of the organization, he punched and
- slugged, knocked down and dragged out, and did all these in safety. Some
- soft-whispering politician was sure to show a magistrate&mdash;all ears&mdash;that
- the equities were on the side of Ellison, and what black eyes or broken
- noses had been distributed went where they truly belonged and would do the
- most Tammany good.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his double role of beer dispenser and underthug of politics, Ellison
- stood high in Gangland opinion. From Flynn's in Bond Street he went to
- Pickerelle's in Chrystie Street. Then he became the presiding influence at
- a dive of more than usual disrepute kept by one Landt, which had flung
- open its dingy doors in Forsyth Street near Houston.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison' took an impressive upward step at this time. That is, he nearly
- killed a policeman. Nicely timing matters so that the officer was looking
- the other way, he broke a bottle over the blue-coat's head. The blue-coat
- fell senseless to the floor. Once down and helpless, Ellison hoofed him
- after the rules of Gangland, which teach that only fools are fair, until
- the hoofed one was a pick-up for an ambulance.
- </p>
- <p>
- The officer spent two weeks in a hospital cot, Ellison two hours in a
- station house cell. The politicians closed the officer's mouth, and opened
- Ellison's cell. The officer got well after a while, and he and Ellison
- grew to be good friends. The politicians said that there was nothing in it
- for either the officer or Ellison to remain at loggerheads. No man may
- write himself &ldquo;politician&rdquo; who does not combine the strength to prosecute
- a war, with the wisdom to conclude a peace. Hence, at the command of the
- politicians, Ellison and the smitten officer struck hands, and pooled
- their differences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison, smooth-faced, high-featured, well-dressed, a Gangland cavalier,
- never married. Or if he did he failed to mention it. He was not a
- moll-buzzer; no one could accuse him of taking money from a woman. He
- lived by the ballot and the bung-starter. In addition once a year he gave
- a racket, tinder the auspices of what he called the &ldquo;Biff Ellison
- Association,&rdquo; and as his fame increased his profits from a single racket
- were known to reach $2,000.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Ellison challenged fortune as part proprietor of Paresis Hall,
- which sink of sin, as though for contrast, had been established within the
- very shadow of Cooper Union. Terminating his connection with Paresis Hall,
- he lived a life of leisure between Chick Tricker's Park Row &ldquo;store&rdquo; and
- Nigger Mike's at Number Twelve Pell.
- </p>
- <p>
- Occasionally he so far unbuckled as to escort some lady to or from
- Sharkey's in Fourteenth Street. Not as a lobbygow; not for any ill-odored
- fee of fifty cents. But as a gentleman might, and out of sheer politeness.
- The law, as enforced from Mulberry Street, was prone to take a narrow view
- of ladies who roamed alone the midnight streets. The gallant Ellison was
- pleasantly willing to save night-bound dames of his acquaintance from this
- annoyance. That was all.
- </p>
- <p>
- Who has not heard of the celebrated Paul Kelly? Once upon a time, a good
- woman reading a newspaper saw reference to Paul Kelly in some interesting
- connection. She began to burn with curiosity; she wanted to meet Paul
- Kelly, and said so to her husband. Since her husband had been brought up
- to obey her in all things, he made no objection.
- </p>
- <p>
- Guided by a pathfinder from the Central Office, the gentleman went forth
- to find Paul Kelly, his wife on his arm. They entered Lyon's restaurant in
- the Bowery; the place was crowded. Room was made for them at a table by
- squeezing in three chairs. The lady looked about her. Across, stale and
- fat and gone to seed, sat an ex-eminent of the prize ring. At his elbow
- was a stocky person, with a visage full of wormwood and a chrysanthemum
- ear. He of the ear was given to misguided volubilities, more apt to
- startle than delight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly looked at the champion gone to
- sulky seed, listened to the misguided conversationist with the
- chrysanthemum ear, and wished she hadn't come. She might have been driven
- from the field, had it not been for a small, dark personage, with black
- eyes and sallow cheeks, who sat next her on the left. His voice was low
- and not alarming; his manner bland but final. And he took quiet and
- quieting charge of the other two.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark, sallow little man led those two others in the wordy way they
- should go. When the talk of him of the unsatisfactory ear approached the
- Elizabethan so closely as to inspire terror, he put him softly yet
- sufficiently back in his hole. Also, when not thus employed, in holding
- down the conversational lid, he talked French to one man, Italian to
- another, English to all. Purringly polite, Chesterfield might have studied
- him with advantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly was so taken with the little dark
- man's easy mastery of the situation, that she forgot the object of the
- expedition. When she was again in the street, and had drawn a deep, clear
- breath or two of long relief, she expressed astonishment that one
- possessed of so much grace and fineness, so full of cultured elegancies,
- should be discovered in such coarse surroundings.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely, he doesn't belong there,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Who is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is he?&rdquo; repeated the Central Office delegate in a discouraged tone.
- &ldquo;I thought your hubby wised you up. That's Paul Kelly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Paul Kelly owned the New Brighton in Great Jones Street. One evening, as
- the orchestra was tuning its fiddles for the final <i>valse</i>, a sudden
- but exhaustive bombardment then and there broke loose. In the hot midst of
- it, some cool hand turned off the lights. They were never again turned on.
- The guests departed through window and by way of door, and did not come
- back. It was the end of the New Brighton.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland, which can talk betimes, can also keep a secret. Coax, cozen,
- cross-question as you will, you cannot worm from it the secret of that New
- Brighton bombardment. Ask, and every one is silent. There is a silence
- which is empty, there is a silence which is full. Those who will not tell
- why the New Brighton was shot up that night are silent with the silence
- which is full.
- </p>
- <p>
- As usual, the Central Office is not without its theories. The Central
- Office is often without the criminal, but never without the explanation.
- One Mulberry Street whisper declared that it was a war over a woman,
- without saying which woman. Another whisper insisted that money lay at the
- roots of the business, without saying what money. Still another ran to the
- effect that it was one of those hit-or-miss mix-ups, in their sort
- extemporaneous, in their up-come inexplicable, the distinguishing mark of
- which is an utter lack of either rhyme or reason.
- </p>
- <p>
- One officer with whom I talked pointed to Ellison and Harrington as the
- principals. Paul Kelly, he said, was drawn into it as incident to his
- proprietorship of the New Brighton, while the redoubtable Razor became
- part of the picture only through his friendship for Ellison. Another
- officer, contradicting, argued that there had been a feud of long standing
- between Razor and Paul Kelly; that Ellison was there in Razor's behalf,
- and Harrington got killed because he butted in. Both officers agreed that
- the rumpus had nothing to do with Eat-'em-up-Jack's run in with Chick
- Tricker, then sundry months astern, or the later lead-pipe wiping out of
- Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- The story of the taking off of Eat-'em-up-Jack has already been told. The
- New Brighton missed Jack. He whom Paul Kelly brought to fill his place no
- more than just rattled about in it. The new sheriff did not possess Jack's
- nice knowledge of dance hall etiquette, and his blackjack lacked decision.
- Some even think that had Jack been there that night, what follows might
- never have occurred at all. As said one who held this view:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Eat-'em-up-Jack had been holdin' down th' floor, th' New Brighton
- wouldn't have looked so easy to Biff an' Razor, an' they might have passed
- it up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dancing floor of the New Brighton was crowded with Gangland chivalry
- and fashion. Out in the bar, where waiters came rushing bearing trays of
- empty glasses to presently rushingly retire loaded to the beery guards,
- sat Paul Kelly and a select bevy. The talk was of business mixed with
- politics, for a campaign was being waged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;After election,&rdquo; said Paul, &ldquo;I'm going to close up this joint. I've got
- enough; I'm going to pack in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' row?&rdquo; asked Slimmy, who had drawn up a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's too much talking,&rdquo; returned Paul. &ldquo;Only the other day a bull was
- telling me that I'm credited with being the first guy along the Bowery to
- carry a gun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's crazy,&rdquo; broke in Harrington, who with the lovely Goldie Cora had
- joined the group. &ldquo;There were cannisters by the ton along the Bowery
- before ever you was pupped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Irish Wop, whose mind ran altogether upon politics, glanced up from a
- paper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Spakin' av th' campaign,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;how comes it things is so quiet? No
- one givin' th' banks a bawlin' out, no one soakin' th' railroads, no one
- handin' th' hot wallops to th' trusts! Phwat's gone wrong wit' 'em? I've
- found but wan man&mdash;jusht wan&mdash;bein' th' skate who's writin' in
- th' pa-a-aper here,&rdquo;&mdash;and the Wop held up the paper as Exhibit A&mdash;&ldquo;who
- acts loike he has somethin' to hand out. Lishten: After buck-dancin' a
- bit, he ups and calls Willyum Jinnins Bryan th' 'modern Brutus,' says
- 'Cæsarism is abroad,' an' that Willyum Jinnins is th' only laddybuck who
- can put it on th' bum.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's one of them hot-air students,&rdquo; said Harrington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about this Brutus-Cæsar thing? Are they wit' th' organization?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's what a swell mouth-piece like Bourke Cock-ran calls a 'figger of
- speech',&rdquo; interjected Slimmy, ever happy to be heard concerning the
- ancients. &ldquo;Cesar an' Brutus were a couple of long-ago Dagoes. Accordin' to
- th' dope they lived an' croaked two thousand years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only a pair av old wops, was they! An' dead an' gone at that! Sure I
- thought be th' way this writin' gezebo carried on about 'em they was right
- here on th' job, cuttin' ice. An' they're nothin' more'n a brace av old
- dead Guineas after all!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop mused a moment over the unprofitable meanness of the discovery.
- Then his curiosity began to brighten up a trifle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did yez come to be so hep to 'em, Slimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be studyin'&mdash;how-else? An' then there's Counsellor Noonan. You ought
- to hear him when he gets to goin' about Brutus and Cæsar an' th' rest of
- th' Roman fleet. To hear Noonan you'd think he had been one of their
- pals.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Counsellor's from Latrim,&rdquo; said the Wop; &ldquo;I'm a Mayo man meself. An'
- say, thim Latrim la-a-ads are th' born liars. Still, as long as the
- Counsellor's talkin' about phwat happened two thousand years ago, yez can
- chance a bet on him. It's only when he's repo-o-rtin' th' evints av
- yisterday he'll try to hand yez a lemon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wisht I was as wise as youse, Slimmy,&rdquo; said Goldie Cora, wistfully
- rubbing her delicate nose. &ldquo;It must be dead swell to know about Cæsar an'
- th' rest of them dubs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If they was to show up now,&rdquo; hazarded the Wop, &ldquo;thim ould fellies 'ud
- feel like farmers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I don't know,&rdquo; observed Slimmy: &ldquo;they was lyin', cheatin', swindlin',
- snitchin', double-crossin' an' givin' each other th' rinkey-dink in th'
- old days same as now. This Cæsar, though, must have been a stiff
- proposition. He certainly woke up young! When he's only nineteen, he toins
- out one mornin', yawns, puts on his everyday toga, rambles down town, an'
- makes a hurrah touch for five million of dollars. Think of it!&mdash;five
- million!&mdash;an' him not twenty! He certainly was a producer&mdash;Cæsar
- was!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I should yell,&rdquo; assented Harrington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' then phwat?&rdquo; asked the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This what,&rdquo; said Slimmy. &ldquo;Havin' got his wad together, Cæsar starts in to
- light up Rome, an' invites the push to cut in. When he's got 'em properly
- keyed up, he goes into the forum an' says, 'Am I it?' An' the gang yells,
- 'You're it'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cæsar could go some,&rdquo; commented Goldie Cora, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Rome's a republic then,&rdquo; Slimmy went on, &ldquo;an' Cæsar has himself elected
- the main squeeze. He declares for a wide-open town; his war cry is 'No
- water! No gas! No police!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, he was a live one!&rdquo; broke in Harrington; &ldquo;he was Rome's Big Tim!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen!&rdquo; commanded Goldie Cora, shaking her yellow head at Harrington.
- &ldquo;Go on, Slimmy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About this time Brutus commences to show in th' runnin'. Brutus is th'
- head of th' Citizens' Union, an' him an' his fellow mugwumps put in their
- time bluffin' an' four-flushin' 'round about reform. They had everybody
- buffaloed, except Cæsar. Brutus is for closin' th' saloons, puttin' th'
- smother on horse racin', an' wants every Roman kid who plays baseball
- Sunday pinched.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He gives me a pain!&rdquo; complained Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' mind you, all th' time Brutus is graftin' with both hooks. He's in on
- the Aqueduct; he manages a forty per cent, hold out on the Appian way; an'
- what long green he has loose he loans to needy skates in Spain at pawn
- shop rates, an' when they don't kick in he uses the legions to collect.
- Brutus is down four ways from the jack on everything in sight. Nothin's
- calculated to embarrass him but a pair of mittens.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' at that,&rdquo; remarked Harrington, who had a practical knowledge of
- politics, &ldquo;him an' his mugwump bunch didn't have nothin' on th' New York
- reformers. Do youse guys remember when the city bought th' ferries? There
- was&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd sooner hear Slimmy,&rdquo; said Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Me too,&rdquo; agreed the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy looked flattered. &ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;all this time Caesar
- is the big screech, an' it makes Brutus so sore he gets to be a bug. So he
- starts to talkin'. 'This Cæsar guy,' says Brutus, 'won't do.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Right you be,' says Cassius, who's always been a kicker. 'That's what
- I've been tellin' you lobsters from th' jump.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With this an old souse named Casca sits up, an' says he ain't seen
- nothin' wrong about Cæsar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, roll over!' says Cassius. 'Why even the newsboys are on. You know
- Cæsar's wardman&mdash;that fresh baby, Mark Antony? It's ribbed up right
- now that at th' Lupercal he's to hand Cæsar a crown.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Casca an' th' other bone-heads turns to Brutus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says Brutus, answerin' their looks; 'Cassius has got good
- information. He's givin' youse th' correct steer.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' did Cæsar cop off the crown?&rdquo; asked Goldie Cora, eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Lupercal comes 'round,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;an' Mark Antony is there with bells
- on. He makes a funny crack or two about a crown, but nothin' goes. Th'
- wind-up is that Brutus, Cassius, Casca, an' th' rest of th' Citizens'
- Union, gang Cæsar later in th' forum, go at him with their chives, an' cut
- an' slash till his hide won't hold his principles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' wasn't there,&rdquo; demanded the Wop, with heat, &ldquo;so much as wan
- strong-arm la-a-ad up at Cæsar's end av th' alley, wit' th' nerve to git
- even?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never fear!&rdquo; returned Slimmy, reassuringly; &ldquo;th' day they plant Cæsar,
- Mark Antony goes in to make th' funeral spiel. He's th' Roman Senator
- Grady, Mark Antony is, an' he burns 'em up. Brutus an' his bunch get th'
- tip up at their club house, an' take it on th' run. With that, Cæsar's
- gang gets to goin', an' they stand Rome on its nut from the Capitoline
- Hill to the Tarpeian Rock. Brutus an' the' other mugwumps gets it where
- th' baby wore th' beads, an' there ain't been a Seth Low or a Fulton
- Cutting along th' Tiber from that day to this. Oh, they've got us left
- standin' sideways, them Guineas have, in some things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- About the time Slimmy began his lucid setting forth of Brutus, Cæsar and
- their political differences, Ellison and Razor, down at Nigger Mike's in
- Pell Street, were laying their heads together. A bottle of whiskey stood
- between them, for they required inspiration. There were forty people in
- the room, some dancing, some drinking, some talking. But no one came near
- Ellison and Razor, for their manner showed that they did not wish to be
- disturbed. As the Nailer observed, &ldquo;They had a hen on,&rdquo; and when gentlemen
- have a hen on they prefer being quiet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've no use for Paul Kelly,&rdquo; whispered Razor in response to some remark
- of Ellison's. &ldquo;You bet he knows enough not to show his snout along Eighth
- Avenue. He'd get it good if he did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My notion,&rdquo; said Ellison, &ldquo;is to turn th' trick right now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just th' two of us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He'd have his guerillas; youse have got to figure on that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They wouldn't stand th' gaff. It's the difference between guys who knows
- what they wants, and guys who don't. Once we started, they'd tear th' side
- out the Brighton in the get-away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Razor, bringing down his hand; &ldquo;I'm wit' you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just a moment,&rdquo; and Ellison motioned Razor back into his chair. &ldquo;If
- Paul's dancin', we must stall him into th' bar. I don't want to hoit any
- of them skirts.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the delightful habit of Slimmy, on the tail of one of his lectures,
- to order beer for his hearers. That's why he was listened to with so much
- interest. Were every lecturer to adopt Slimmy's plan, he would never fail
- of an audience. Also, his fame would grow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy, having finished with Cæsar and the others, had just signed up to
- the waiter to go his merry rounds, when Ellison and Razor slipped in from
- the street. Their hands were on their guns, their eyes on Kelly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington saw it coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your gatt, Paul, your gatt!&rdquo; he shouted.
- </p>
- <p>
- The rule in Gangland is to let every man kill his own snakes. Harrington's
- conduct crowded hard upon the gross. It so disgusted Razor that, to show
- Harrington what he thought of it, he half turned and laced a bullet
- through his brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you've got something of your own to occupy your mind,&rdquo; quoth Razor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was too old a practitioner to be drawn aside by the Harrington
- episode. He devoted himself unswervingly to Paul Kelly. Ellison's first
- bullet cut a hole through Kelly's coat and did no further harm. The lights
- were switched out at this crisis, and what shooting followed came off in
- the dark. There was plenty of it. The air seemed sown as thickly full of
- little yellow spits of flame as an August swamp of fireflies. Even so, it
- didn't last. It was as short lived as a July squall at sea. There was one
- thunder and lightning moment, during which the pistols flashed and roared,
- and then&mdash;stillness and utter silence!
- </p>
- <p>
- It was fairish pistol practice when you consider conditions. Paul Kelly
- had three bullets in him when four weeks later he asked the coppers to
- come and get him. He had been up in Harlem somewhere lying low. And you
- are not to forget Harrington. There were other casualties, also, which the
- police and politicians worked hand in hand to cover up.
- </p>
- <p>
- Five minutes went by after the shooting; ten minutes!&mdash;no one was in
- a hurry. At last a policeman arrived. He might have come sooner, but the
- New Brighton was a citadel of politics. Would you have had him lose his
- shield?
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman felt his official way into the barroom:&mdash;empty as a
- drum, dark as the inside of a cow!
- </p>
- <p>
- He struck a match. By its pale and little light he made out the dead
- Harrington on the floor. Not a living soul, not even Goldie Cora!
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Cora?
- </p>
- <p>
- Said that practical damsel, when the matter was put up to her by Big
- Kitty, who being sentimental called Goldie Cora a quitter for leaving her
- dead love lying in his blood, &ldquo;What good could I do? If I'd stuck I'd have
- got pinched; an' then&mdash;me in th' Tombs&mdash;I'd have stood a swell
- chance, I don't chink, of bein' at Bill's funeral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
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- </div>
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-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
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-By Alfred Henry Lewis
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-Author of "Wolfville,"
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-"The Boss, Peggy O'Neal,"
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-"The Sunset Trail,"
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-"The Throwback,"
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-"The Story of Paul Jones," etc.
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-M. A. Donohue & Company
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-Chicago New York
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-1912
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-[Illustration: 0001]
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-TO
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-ARTHUR WEST LITTLE
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-These stories are true in name and time and place. None of them in its
-incident happened as far away as three years ago. They were written to
-show you how the other half live--in New York. I had them direct from
-the veracious lips of the police. The gangsters themselves contributed
-sundry details.
-
-You will express amazement as you read that they carry so slight an
-element of Sing Sing and the Death Chair. Such should have been no doubt
-the very proper and lawful climax of more than one of them, and would
-were it not for what differences subsist between a moral and a legal
-certainty. The police know many things they cannot prove in court, the
-more when the question at bay concerns intimately, for life or death, a
-society where the "snitch" is an abomination and to "squeal" the single
-great offense.
-
-Besides, you are not to forget the politician, who in defense of a
-valuable repeater palsies police effort with the cold finger of his
-interference. With apologies to that order, the three links of the
-Odd Fellows are an example of the policeman, the criminal and the
-politician. The latter is the middle link, and holds the other two
-together while keeping them apart.
-
-Alfred Henry Lewis. New York City, Dec. 22, 1911.
-
-
-
-
-
-THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-I.--EAT-'EM-UP JACK
-
-
-Chick Tricker kept a house of call at One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park
-Row. There he sold strong drink, wine and beer, mostly beer, and the
-thirsty sat about at sloppy tables and enjoyed themselves. When night
-came there was music, and those who would--and could--arose and danced.
-One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park Row was in recent weeks abolished. The
-Committee of Fourteen, one of those restless moral influences so common
-in New York, complained to the Powers of Excise and had the license
-revoked.
-
-It was a mild February evening. The day shift had gone off watch at One
-Hundred and Twenty-eight, leaving the night shift in charge, and--all
-things running smoothly--Tricker decided upon an evening out. It might
-have been ten o'clock when, in deference to that decision, he stepped
-into the street. It was commencing to snow--flakes as big and soft and
-clinging as a baby's hand. Not that Tricker--hardy soul--much minded
-snow.
-
-Tricker, having notions about meeting Indian Louie, swung across to
-Roosevelt Street. Dodging down five steps, he opened the door of a dingy
-wine-cellar. It was the nesting-place of a bevy of street musicians,
-a dozen of whom were scattered about, quaffing chianti. Their harps,
-fiddles and hand-organs had been chucked into corners, and a general air
-of relaxation pervaded the scene. The room was blue with smoke, rich
-in the odor of garlic, and, since the inmates all talked at once, there
-arose a prodigious racket.
-
-Near where Tricker seated himself reposed a hand-organ. Crouched against
-it was a little, mouse-hued monkey, fast asleep. The day's work had
-told on him. 'Fatigued of much bowing and scraping for coppers, the
-diminutive monkey slept soundly. Not all the hubbub served to shake the
-serene profundity of his dreams.
-
-Tricker idly gave the handle of the organ a twist. Perhaps three notes
-were elicited. It was enough. The little monkey was weary, but he knew
-the voice and heard in it a trumpet-call to duty. With the earliest
-squeak he sprang up--winking, blinking--and, doffing his small red hat,
-began begging for pennies. Tricker gave him a dime, not thinking it
-right to disturb his slumbers for nothing. The mouse-hued one tucked it
-away in some recondite pocket of his scanty jacket, and then, the organ
-having lapsed into silence, curled up for another snooze.
-
-Tricker paid for his glass of wine, and--since he saw nothing of Indian
-Louie, and as a source of interest had exhausted the monkey--lounged off
-into the dark.
-
-In Chatham Square Tricker met a big-chested policeman. Tricker knew the
-policeman, having encountered him officially. As the latter strutted
-along, a small, mustard-colored dog came crouching at his heels.
-
-"What's the dog for?" Tricker asked.
-
-Being in an easy mood, the trivial possessed a charm.
-
-The policeman bent upon the little dog a benign eye. The little dog
-glanced up shyly, wagging a wistful tail.
-
-"He's lost," vouchsafed the policeman, "and he's put it up to me to find
-out where he lives." He explained that all lost dogs make hot-foot
-for the nearest policeman. "They know what a cop is for," said the
-big-chested one. Then, to the little dog: "Come on, my son; we'll land
-you all right yet."
-
-Tricker continued his stroll. At Doyers Street and the Bowery he
-entered Barney Flynn's. There were forty customers hanging about. These
-loiterers were panhandlers of low degree; they were beneath the notice
-of Tricker, who was a purple patrician of the gangs. One of them could
-have lived all day on a quarter. It meant bed--ten cents--and three
-glasses of beer, each with a free lunch which would serve as a meal.
-Bowery beer is sold by the glass; but the glass holds a quart. The
-Bowery has refused to be pinched by the beer trust.
-
-In Flynn's was the eminent Chuck Connors, his head on his arm and his
-arm on a table. Intoxicated? Perish the thought! Merely taking his usual
-forty winks after dinner, which repast had consisted of four beef-stews.
-Tricker gave him a facetious thump on the back, but he woke in a bilious
-mood, full of haughtiness and cold reserve.
-
-There is a notable feature in Flynn's. The East Side is in its way
-artistic. Most of the places are embellished with pictures done on the
-walls, presumably by the old monsters of the _Police News_. On the rear
-wall of Flynn's is a portrait of Washington on a violent white horse.
-The Father of his Country is in conventional blue and buff, waving a
-vehement blade.
-
-"Who is it?" demanded Proprietor Flynn of the artist, when first brought
-to bay by the violent one on the horse.
-
-"Who is it?" retorted the artist indignantly. "Who should it be but
-Washin'ton, the Father of his Country?"
-
-"Washin'ton?" repeated Flynn. "Who's Washin'ton?"
-
-"Don't you know who Washin'ton is? Say, you ought to go to night school!
-Washin'ton's th' duck who frees this country from th' English."
-
-"An' he bate th' English, did he? I can well be-lave it! Yez can see be
-th' face of him he's a brave man." Then, following a rapt silence: "Say,
-I'll tell ye what! Paint me a dead Englishman right down there be his
-horse's fut, an' I'll give ye foor dollars more."
-
-The generous offer was accepted, and the foreground enriched with a dead
-grenadier.
-
-Coming out of Flynn's, Tricker went briefly into the Chinese Theater.
-The pig-tailed audience, sitting on the backs of the chairs with their
-feet in the wooden seats, were enjoying the performance hugely. Tricker
-listened to the dialogue but a moment; it was unsatisfactory and sounded
-like a cat-fight.
-
-In finding his way out of Doyers Street, Tricker stopped for a moment
-in a little doggery from which came the tump-tump of a piano and the
-scuffle of a dance. The room, not thirty feet long, was cut in two by
-a ramshackle partition. On the grimy wall hung a placard which carried
-this moderate warning:
-
-[Illustration: 0018]
-
-The management seemed to be in the hands of a morose personage, as red
-as a boiled lobster, who acted behind the bar. The piano was of that
-flat, tin-pan tone which bespeaks the veteran. It was drummed upon by
-a bleary virtuoso, who at sight of Tricker--for whose favor he
-yearned--began banging forth a hurly-burly that must have set on edge
-the teeth of every piano in the vicinity. The darky who was dancing
-redoubled his exertions. Altogether, Tricker's entrance was not without
-_eclat_. Not that he seemed impressed as, flinging himself into a chair,
-he listlessly called for apollinaris.
-
-"What do youse pay him?" asked Tricker of the boiled barkeeper,
-indicating as he did so the hardworking colored person.
-
-"Pad-money!"--with a slighting glance. "Pad-money; an' it's twict too
-much."
-
-Pad-money means pay for a bed.
-
-"Well, I should say so!" coincided Tricker, with the weary yet lofty
-manner of one who is a judge.
-
-In one corner were two women and a trio of men. The men were thieves of
-the cheap grade known as lush-workers. These beasts of prey lie about
-the East Side grog shops, and when some sailor ashore leaves a place,
-showing considerable slant, they tail him and take all he has. They will
-plunder their victim in sight of a whole street. No one will tell. The
-first lesson of Gangland is never to inform nor give evidence. One
-who does is called snitch; and the wages of the snitch is death. The
-lush-workers pay a percentage of their pillage, to what saloons they
-infest, for the privilege of lying in wait.
-
-Tricker pointed to the younger of the two women--about eighteen, she
-was.
-
-"Two years ago," said Tricker, addressing the boiled barman, "I had her
-pinched an' turned over to the Aid Society. She's so young I thought
-mebby they could save her."
-
-"Save her!" repeated the boiled one in weary disgust. "Youse can't save
-'em. I used to try that meself. That was long ago. Now"--tossing his
-hand with a resigned air--"now, whenever I see a skirt who's goin' to
-hell, I pay her fare."
-
-One of the three men was old and gray of hair. He used to be a gonoph,
-and had worked the rattlers and ferries in his youth. But he got settled
-a couple of times, and it broke his nerve. There is an age limit in
-pocket-picking. No pickpocket is good after he passes forty years; so
-far, Dr. Osier was right. Children from twelve to fourteen do the best
-work. Their hands are small and steady; their confidence has not been
-shaken by years in prison. There are twenty New York Fagins--the police
-use the Dickens name--training children to pick pockets. These Fagins
-have dummy subjects faked up, their garments covered with tiny bells.
-The pockets are filled--watch, purse, card-case, handkerchief, gloves.
-Not until a pupil can empty every pocket, without ringing a bell, is he
-fit to go out into the world and look for boobs.
-
-"If Indian Louie shows up," remarked Tricker to the boiled-lobster
-barman, as he made ready to go, "tell him to blow 'round tomorry evenin'
-to One Hundred and Twenty-eight."
-
-Working his careless way back to the Bowery, Tricker strolled north
-to where that historic thoroughfare merges into Third Avenue. In Great
-Jones Street, round the corner from Third Avenue, Paul Kelly kept the
-New Brighton. Tricker decided to look in casually upon this hall of
-mirth, and--as one interested--study trade conditions. True, there was
-a coolness between himself and Kelly, albeit, both being of the Five
-Points, they were of the same tribe. What then? As members of the gang
-nobility, had they not won the right to nurse a private feud? De Bracy
-and Bois Guilbert were both Crusaders, and yet there is no record of any
-lost love between them.
-
-In the roll of gang honor Kelly's name was written high. Having been
-longer and more explosively before the public, his fame was even greater
-than Tricker's. There was, too, a profound background of politics to
-the New Brighton. It was strong with Tammany Hall, and, per incident,
-in right with the police. For these double reasons of Kelly's fame, and
-that atmosphere of final politics which invested it, the New Brighton
-was deeply popular. Every foot of dancing floor was in constant demand,
-while would-be merry-makers, crowded off for want of room, sat in a
-triple fringe about the walls.
-
-Along one side of the dancing room was ranged a row of tables. A young
-person, just struggling into gang notice, relinquished his chair at one
-of these to Tricker. This was in respectful recognition of the exalted
-position in Gangland held by Tricker. Tricker unbent toward the young
-person in a tolerant nod, and accepted his submissive politeness as
-though doing him a favor. Tricker was right. His notice, even such as it
-was, graced and illustrated the polite young person in the eyes of all
-who beheld it, and identified him as one of whom the future would hear.
-
-Every East Side dance hall has a sheriff, who acts as floor manager and
-settles difficult questions of propriety. It often happens that, in an
-excess of ardor and a paucity of room, two couples in their dancing seek
-to occupy the same space on the floor. He who makes two blades of grass
-grow where but one grew before, may help his race and doubtless does.
-The rule, however, stops with grass and does not reach to dancing. He
-who tries to make two couples dance, where only one had danced before,
-but lays the bed-plates of a riot. Where all the gentlemen are spirited,
-and the ladies even more so, the result is certain in its character,
-and in no wise hard to guess. Wherefore the dance hall sheriff is not
-without a mission. Likewise his honorable post is full of peril, and he
-must be of the stern ore from which heroes are forged.
-
-The sheriff of the New Brighton was Eat-'Em-Up-Jack McManus. He had been
-a prize-fighter of more or less inconsequence, but a liking for mixed
-ale and a difficulty in getting to weight had long before cured him of
-that. He had won his _nom de guerre_ on the battle-field, where good
-knights were wont to win their spurs. Meeting one of whose conduct
-he disapproved, he had criticized the offender with his teeth, and
-thereafter was everywhere hailed as Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack wore his honors modestly, as great souls ever do, and
-there occurred nothing at the New Brighton to justify that re-baptism.
-There he preserved the proprieties with a black-jack, and never once
-brought his teeth into play. Did some boor transgress, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack
-collared him, and cast him into the outer darkness of Great Jones
-Street. If the delinquent foolishly resisted, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack emphasized
-that dismissal with his boot. In extreme instances he smote upon him
-with a black-jack--ever worn ready on his wrist, although delicately
-hidden, when not upon active service, in his coat sleeve.
-
-Tricker, drinking seltzer and lemon, sat watching the dancers as they
-swept by. He himself was of too grave a cast to dance; it would have
-mismatched with his position.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who could claim social elevation by virtue of his
-being sheriff, came and stood by Tricker's table. The pair greeted one
-another. Their manner, while marked of a careful courtesy, was distant
-and owned nothing of warmth. The feuds of Kelly were the feuds of
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, and the latter knew that Tricker and Kelly stood not as
-brothers.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack paused by Tricker's table, passing an occasional
-remark with that visitor from Park Row, Bill Harrington with Goldie Cora
-whirled by on the currents of the _Beautiful Blue Danube_. Tricker's
-expert tastes rejected with disfavor the dancing of Goldie Cora.
-
-"I don't like the way she t'rows her feet," he said.
-
-Now Goldie Cora was the belle of the New Brighton. Moreover,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack liked the way she threw her feet, and was honest in
-his admiration. As much might be said of Harrington, who had overheard
-Tricker's remark. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, defending his own judgment, declared
-that Goldie Cora was the sublimation of grace, and danced like a leaf in
-a puff of wind. He closed by discrediting not only the opinion but the
-parentage of Tricker, and advised him to be upon his way lest worse
-happen him.
-
-"Beat it, before I bump me black-jack off your bean!" was the way it was
-sternly put by Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
-
-Tricker, cool and undismayed, waved his hand as though brushing aside a
-wearisome insect.
-
-"Can that black-jack guff," he retorted. "Un'er-stan'; your bein' a
-fighter don't get youse nothin' wit' me!"
-
-Harrington came up. Having waltzed the entire length of the _Beautiful
-Blue Danube_, he had abandoned Goldie Cora, and was now prepared to
-personally resent the imputation inherent in Tricker's remark anent that
-fair one's feet.
-
-"He don't like the way you t'row your feet, eh? I'll make him like it."
-
-Thus spake Harrington to Goldie Cora, as he turned from her to seek out
-Tricker.
-
-No, Gangland is not so ceremonious as to demand that you lead the lady
-to a seat. Dance ended, it is good form to leave her sticking in the
-furrow, even as a farmer might his plow, and walk away.
-
-Harrington bitterly added his views to Eat-'Em-Up-Jack's, and something
-was said about croaking Tricker then and there. The threats of
-Harrington, as had those of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, glanced off the cool
-surface of Tricker like the moon's rays off a field of ice. He was
-sublimely indifferent, and didn't so much as get off his chair. Only his
-right hand stole under his coat-skirt in an unmistakable way.
-
-"Why, you big stiff! w'at be youse tryin' to give me?" was his only
-separate notice of Harrington. Then, to both: "Unless you guys is
-lookin' to give th' coroner a job, youse won't start nothin' here. Take
-it from me that, w'en I'm bounced out of a dump like this, the bouncin'
-'ll come off in th' smoke."
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, being neither so quick nor so eloquent as Tricker,
-could only retort, "That's all right! I'll hand you yours before I'm
-done!"
-
-Harrington, after his first outbreak, said nothing, being privily afraid
-of Tricker, and more or less held by the spell of his fell repute.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who feared no man, was kept in check by his obligations
-as sheriff--that, and a sense of duty. True, the situation irked him
-sorely; he felt as though he were in handcuffs. But the present was no
-common case. Tricker would shoot; and a hail of lead down the length
-of the dancing floor meant loss in dollars and cents. This last was
-something which Kelly, always a business man and liking money, would
-be the first to condemn and the last to condone. It would black-eye
-the place; since few care to dance where the ballroom may become a
-battle-field and bullets zip and sing.
-
-"If it was only later!" said Eat-'Em-Up Jack, wistfully.
-
-"Later?" retorted Tricker. "That's easy. You close at one, an' that's
-ten minutes from now. Let the mob make its getaway; an' after that youse
-ducks 'll find me waitin' 'round the corner in Thoid Avenue."
-
-Tricker, manner nonchalant to the point of insult, loitered to the door,
-pausing on his way to take a leisurely drink at the bar.
-
-"You dubs," he called back, as he stepped out into Great Jones Street,
-"better bring your gatts!"
-
-Gatts is East Sidese for pistols.
-
-Harrington didn't like the looks of things. He was sorry, he said,
-addressing Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, but he wouldn't be able to accompany him to
-that Third Avenue tryst. He must see Goldie Cora home. The Police had
-just issued an order, calculated invidiously to inconvenience and annoy
-every lady found in the streets after midnight unaccompanied by an
-escort.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack hardly heard him. Personally he wouldn't have
-turned hand or head to have had the company of a dozen Harringtons.
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, while lacking many things, lacked not at all in heart.
-
-The New Brighton closed in due time. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack waited until sure
-the junction of Great Jones Street and Third Avenue was quite deserted.
-As he came 'round the corner, gun in hand, Tricker--watchful as
-a cat--stepped out of a stairway. There was a blazing, rattling
-fusillade--twelve shots in all. When the shooting was at an end,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack had vanished. Tricker, save for a reason, would have
-followed his vanishing example; there was a bullet embedded in the calf
-of his leg.
-
-Tricker hopped painfully into a stairway, where he might have advantage
-of the double gloom. He had lighted a cigarette, and was coolly leaning
-against the entrance, when two policemen came running up.
-
-"What was that shooting?" demanded one.
-
-"Oh, a couple of geeks started to hand it to each other," was Tricker's
-careless reply.
-
-"Did either get hurt?"
-
-"One of 'em cops it in th' leg. Th' other blew."
-
-"What became of the one who's copped?"
-
-"Oh, him? He hops into one of th' stairways along here."
-
-The officers didn't see the spreading pool of blood near Tricker's
-foot. They hurried off to make a ransack of the stairways, while Tricker
-hobbled out to a cab he had signaled, and drove away.
-
-Twenty-four hours later!
-
-Not a block from where he'd fought his battle with Tricker,
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack was walking in Third Avenue. He was as lone as Lot's
-wife; for he nourished misanthropic sentiments and discouraged company.
-It was a moonless night and very dark, the snow still coming down. What
-with the storm and the hour, the streets were as empty as a church.
-
-As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack passed the building farthest from the corner lamp, a
-crouching figure stepped out of the doorway. Had it been two o'clock
-in the afternoon, instead of two o'clock in the morning, you would have
-seen that he of the crouching figure was smooth and dark-skinned as
-to face, and that his blue-black hair had been cut after a tonsorial
-fashion popular along the Bowery as the Guinea Lop. The crouching one
-carried in his hand what seemed to be a rolled-up newspaper. In that
-rolled-up paper lay hidden a two-foot piece of lead pipe.
-
-The crouching blue-black one crept after Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, making no more
-noise than a cat. He uplifted the lead pipe, grasping it the while with
-both hands.
-
-Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, as unaware of his peril as of what was passing in the
-streets of Timbuctoo, slouched heavily forward, deep in thought, Perhaps
-he was considering a misspent youth, and chances thrown away.
-
-The lead pipe came down.
-
-There was a dull crash, and Eat-'Em-Up-Jack--without word or cry--fell
-forward on his face. Blood ran from mouth and ears, and melted redly
-into the snow.
-
-The crouching blue-black one shrank back into the stairway, and was seen
-no more. The street returned to utter emptiness. There remained only
-the lifeless body of Eat-'Em-Up-jack. Nothing beyond, save the softly
-falling veil of snow, with the street lamps shining through.
-
-
-
-
-II.--THE BABY'S FINGERS
-
-
-It was a Central Office man who told me how the baby lost its fingers.
-I like Central Office men; they live romances and have adventures. The
-man I most shrink from is your dull, proper individual to whom nothing
-happens. You have seen a hundred such. Rigidly correct, they go
-uneventfully to and fro upon their little respectable tracks. Evenings,
-from the safe yet severe vantage of their little respectable porches,
-they pass judgment upon humanity from across the front fence. After
-which, they go inside and weary their wives with their tasteless, pale
-society, while those melancholy matrons question themselves, in a spirit
-of tacit despair, concerning the blessings of matrimony. In the end,
-first thanking heaven that they are not as other men, they retire to
-bed, to rise in the dawning and repeat the history of every pulseless
-yesterday of their existence. Nothing ever overtakes them that doesn't
-overtake a clam. They are interesting, can be interesting, to no one
-save themselves. To talk with one an hour is like being lost in the
-desert an hour. I prefer people into whose lives intrudes some element
-of adventure, and who, as they roll out of their blankets in the
-morning, cannot give you, word and minute, just what they will be saying
-and doing every hour in the coming twelve.
-
-My Central Office friend, in telling of the baby's absent fingers, began
-by speaking of Johnny Spanish. Spanish has been sent to prison for no
-less than seven years. Dribben and Blum arrested him, and when the next
-morning he was paraded at the Central Office looking-over, the speech
-made upon him by Commissioner Flynn set a resentful pulse to beating in
-his swarthy cheek.
-
-Not that Spanish had been arrested for the baby's lost fingers. That
-story in the telling came later, although the wrong it registered had
-happened months before. Dribben and Blum picked him up--as a piece of
-work it did them credit--for what occurred in Mersher Miller's place.
-
-As all the world knows, Mersher Miller, or as he is called among his
-intimates, Mersher the Strong-Arm, conducts a beer house at 171 Norfolk
-Street. It was a placid April evening, and Mersher's brother, as
-bottle-tosser, was busy behind the bar. Mersher himself was not in,
-which--for Mersher--may or may not have been greatly to the good.
-
-Spanish came into the place. His hat was low-drawn over his black eyes.
-Mersher's brother, wiping glasses, didn't know him.
-
-"Where's Mersher?" asked Spanish.
-
-"Not here," quoth Mersher's brother.
-
-"You'll do," returned Spanish. "Give me ten dollars out of the damper."
-
-Mersher's brother held this proposal in finance to be foolishly
-impossible, and was explicit on that head. He insisted, not without
-scorn, that he was the last man in the world to give a casual caller ten
-dollars out of the damper or anything else.
-
-"I'll be back," replied Spanish, "an' I bet then you'll give me that
-ten-spot."
-
-"That's Johnny Spanish," declared a bystander, when Spanish, muttering
-his discontent, had gone his threatening way.
-
-Mersher's brother doubted it. He had heard of Spanish, but had never
-seen him. It was his understanding that Spanish was not in town at all,
-having lammistered some time before.
-
-"He's wanted be th' cops," Mersher's brother argued. "You don't suppose
-he's sucker enough to walk into their mitts? He wouldn't dare show up in
-town."
-
-"Don't con yourself," replied the bystander, who had a working knowledge
-of Gangland and its notables. "That's Spanish, all right. He was out of
-town, but not because of the bulls. It's the Dropper he's leary of; an'
-now th' Dropper's in hock he's chased back. You heard what he said about
-comin' 'round ag'in? Take my tip an' rib yourself up wit' a rod. That
-Spanish is a tough kid!"
-
-The evening wore on at Mersher's; one hour, two hours, three went
-peaceably by. The clock pointed to eleven.
-
-Without warning a lowering figure appeared at the door.
-
-"There he is!" exclaimed the learned bystander. Then he added with a
-note of pride, albeit shaky as to voice: "What did I tell youse?"
-
-The figure in the doorway strode forward. It was Spanish. A second
-figure--hat over eyes--. followed hard on his heels. With a flourish,
-possible only to the close student of Mr. Beadle's dime literature,
-Spanish drew two Colt's pistols.
-
-"Come through wit' that ten!" said he to Mersher's brother.
-
-Mersher's brother came through, and came through swiftly.
-
-"I thought so!" sneered Spanish, showing his side teeth like a dog whose
-feelings have been hurt. "Now come through wit' th' rest!"
-
-Mersher's brother eagerly gave him the contents of the cash
-drawer--about eighty dollars.
-
-Spanish, having pocketed the money, wheeled upon the little knot of
-customers, who, after the New York manner when crime is afoot, had stood
-motionless with no thought of interfering.
-
-"Hands up! Faces to the wall!" cried Spanish. "Everybody's dough looks
-good to me to-night!"
-
-The customers, acting in such concert that it seemed as though they'd
-been rehearsed, hands held high, turned their faces to the wall.
-
-"You keep them covered," said Spanish to his dark companion in arms,
-"while I go through 'em."
-
-The dark companion leveled his own pistol in a way calculated to do
-the most harm, and Spanish reaped an assortment of cheap watches and a
-handful of bills.
-
-Spanish came round on Mersher's brother. The latter had stooped down
-until his eyes were on a par with the bar.
-
-"Now," said Spanish to Mersher's brother, "I might as well cook you.
-I've no use for barkeeps, anyway, an' besides you're built like a pig
-an' I don't like your looks!"
-
-Spanish began to shoot, and Mersher's brother began to dodge. Ducking
-and dodging, the latter ran the length of the bar, Spanish faithfully
-following with his bullets. There were two in the ice box, two through
-the mirror, five in the top of the bar. Each and all, they had been
-too late for Mersher's brother, who, pale as a candle, emerged from the
-bombardment breathing heavily but untouched.
-
-"An' this," cried Ikey the pawnbroker, ten minutes after Spanish had
-disappeared--Ikey was out a red watch and sixty dollars--"an' this iss
-vat Mayor Gaynor calls 'outvard order an' decency'!"
-
-It was upon the identification of the learned bystander that Dribben
-and Blum went to work, and it was for that stick-up in Mersher's the two
-made the collar.
-
-"It's lucky for you guys," said Spanish, his eye sparkling venomously
-like the eye of a snake--"it's lucky for you guys that you got me
-wit'out me guns. I'd have croaked one of you bulls sure, an' maybe both,
-an' then took th' Dutch way out me-self."
-
-The Dutch way out, with Spanish and his immediate circle, means suicide,
-it being a belief among them that the Dutch are a melancholy brood, and
-favor suicide as a means of relief when the burdens of life become more
-than they can bear.
-
-Spanish, however, did not have his gun when he was pinched, and
-therefore did not croak Dribben and Blum, and do the Dutch act for
-himself. Dribben and Blum are about their daily duties as thief takers,
-as this is read, while Spanish is considering nature from between the
-Sing Sing bars. Dribben and Blum say that, even if Spanish had had his
-guns, he would neither have croaked them nor come near it, and in what
-bluffs he put up to that lethal effect he was talking through his hat.
-For myself, I say nothing, neither one way nor the other, except that
-Dribben and Blum are bold and enterprising officers, and Spanish is the
-very heart of quenchless desperation.
-
-By word of my Central Office informant, Spanish has seen twenty-two
-years and wasted most of them. His people dwell somewhere in the wilds
-of Long Island, and are as respectable as folk can be on two dollars a
-day. Spanish did not live with his people, preferring the city, where he
-cut a figure in Suffolk, Norfolk, Forsyth, Hester, Grand, and other East
-Side avenues.
-
-At one time Spanish had a gallery number, and his picture held an
-important place in Central Office regard. It was taken out during what
-years the inadequate Bingham prevailed as Commissioner of Police. A row
-arose over a youth named Duffy, who was esteemed by an eminent Judge.
-Duffy's picture was in the gallery, and the judge demanded its removal.
-It being inconvenient to refuse the judge, young Duffy's picture was
-taken out; and since to make fish of one while making flesh of others
-might have invited invidious comment, some hundreds of pictures--among
-them that of Spanish--were removed at the same time.
-
-It pleased Spanish vastly when his mug came out of the gallery. Not that
-its presence there was calculated to hurt his standing; not but what it
-was bound to go back as a certain incident of his method of life. Its
-removal was a wound to police vanity; and, hating the police, he found
-joy in whatsoever served to wring their azure withers.
-
-When, according to the rules of Bertillon, Spanish was thumb-printed,
-mugged and measured, the police described him on their books as
-Pickpocket and Fagin. The police affirmed that he not only worked the
-Broadway rattlers in his own improper person, but--paying a compliment
-to his genius for organization--that he had drawn about himself a group
-of children and taught them to steal for his sinful use. It is no more
-than truth to say, however, that never in New York City was Spanish
-convicted as either a Fagin or a pickpocket, and the police--as he
-charges--may have given him these titles as a cover for their ignorance,
-which some insist is of as deep an indigo as the hue of their own coats.
-
-Spanish was about seventeen when he began making an East Side stir.
-He did not yearn to be respectable. He had borne witness to the hard
-working respectability of his father and mother, and remembered nothing
-as having come from it more than aching muscles and empty pockets. Their
-clothes were poor, their house was poor, their table poor. Why should he
-fret himself with ideals of the respectable?
-
-Work?
-
-It didn't pay.
-
-In his blood, too, flowed malignant cross-currents, which swept him
-towards idleness and all manner of violences.
-
-Nor did the lesson of the hour train him in selfrestraint. All over New
-York City, in Fifth Avenue, at the Five Points, the single cry was, Get
-the Money! The rich were never called upon to explain their prosperity.
-The poor were forever being asked to give some legal reason for their
-poverty. Two men in a magistrate's court are fined ten dollars each. One
-pays, and walks free; the other doesn't, and goes to the Island. Spanish
-sees, and hears, and understands.
-
-"Ah!" cries he, "that boob went to the Island not for what he did but
-for not having ten bones!"
-
-And the lesson of that thunderous murmur--reaching from the Battery to
-Kingsbridge--of Get the Money! rushes upon him; and he makes up his mind
-to heed it. Also, there are uncounted scores like Spanish, and other
-uncounted scores with better coats than his, who are hearing and seeing
-and reasoning the same way.
-
-Spanish stood but five feet three, and his place was among the
-lightweights. Such as the Dropper, who tilted the scales at 180, and
-whose name of Dropper had been conferred upon him because every time he
-hit a man he dropped him--such as Ike the Blood, as hard and heavy as
-the Dropper and whose title of the Blood had not been granted in any
-spirit of factitiousness--laughed at him. What matter that his heart
-was high, his courage proof? Physically, he could do nothing with these
-dangerous ones--as big as dangerous! And so, ferociously ready to even
-things up, he began packing a rod.
-
-While Spanish, proceeding as best he might by his dim standards, was
-struggling for gang eminence and dollars, Alma, round, dark, vivacious,
-eyes as deep and soft and black as velvet, was the unchallenged belle of
-her Williamsburg set. Days she worked as a dressmaker, without getting
-rich. Nights she went to rackets, which are dances wide open and
-unfenced. Sundays she took in picnics, or rode up and down on the
-trolleys--those touring cars of the poor.
-
-Spanish met Alma and worshipped her, for so was the world made. Being
-thus in love, while before he, Spanish, had only needed money, now he
-had to have it. For love's price to a man is money, just as its price to
-a woman is tears.
-
-Casting about for ways and means, Spanish's money-hunting eye fell upon
-Jigger. Jigger owned a stuss-house in Forsyth Street, between Hester and
-Grand. Jigger was prosperous beyond the dreams of avarice. Multitudes,
-stabbing stuss, thronged his temple of chance. As a quick, sure way to
-amass riches, Spanish decided to become Jigger's partner. Between them
-they would divide the harvest of Forsyth Street stuss.
-
-The golden beauty of the thought lit up the dark face of Spanish with
-a smile that was like a splash of vicious sunshine. Alma, in the
-effulgence of her toilets, should overpower all rivalry! At rout and
-racket, he, Spanish, would lead the hard walk with her, and she should
-shine out upon Gangland fashion like a fire in a forest.
-
-His soul having wallowed itself weary in these visions, Spanish sought
-Jigger as a step towards making the visions real. Spanish and his
-proposition met with obstruction. Jigger couldn't see it, wouldn't have
-it.
-
-Spanish was neither astonished nor dismayed. He had foreseen the
-Jiggerian reluctance, and was organized to break it down. When Jigger
-declined his proffered partnership--in which he, Jigger, must furnish
-the capital while Spanish contributed only his avarice--and asked, "Why
-should I?" he, Spanish, was ready with an answer.
-
-"Why should you?" and Spanish repeated Jigger's question so that his
-reply might have double force. "Because, if you don't, I'll bump youse
-off." Gangland is so much like Missouri that you must always be prepared
-to show it. Gangland takes nothing on trust. And, if you try to run a
-bluff, it calls you. Spanish wore a low-browed, sullen, sour look. But
-he had killed no one, owned no dread repute, and Jigger was used to
-sullen, sour, lowbrowed looks. Thus, when Spanish spoke of bumping
-Jigger off, that courtier of fortune, full of a case-hardened
-scepticism, laughed low and long and mockingly. He told the
-death-threatening Spanish to come a-running.
-
-Spanish didn't come a-running, but he came much nearer it than Jigger
-liked. Crossing up with the perverse Jigger the next evening, at the
-corner of Forsyth and Grand, he opened upon that obstinate stuss dealer
-with a Colt's-38. Jigger managed to escape, but little Sadie Rotin,
-_otat_ eight, was killed. Jigger, who was unarmed, could not return the
-fire. Spanish, confused and flurried, doubtless, by the poor result of
-his gun-play, betook himself to flight.
-
-The police did not get Spanish; but in Gangland the incident did him
-little good. At the Ajax Club, and in other places where the best
-blood of the gangs was wont to unbuckle and give opinions, such
-sentiment-makers as the Dropper, Ike the Blood, Kid Kleiney, Little
-Beno, Fritzie Rice, Kid Strauss, the Humble Dutchman, Zamo, and the
-Irish Wop, held but one view. Such slovenly work was without precedent
-as without apology. To miss Jigger aroused ridicule. But to go
-farther, and kill a child playing in the street, spelled bald disgrace.
-Thereafter no self-respecting lady would drink with Spanish, no
-gentleman of gang position would return his nod. He would be given the
-frozen face at the rackets, the icy eye in the streets.
-
-To be sure, his few friends, contending feebly, insisted that it wasn't
-Spanish who had killed the little Rotin girl. When Spanish cracked off
-his rod at Jigger, others had caught the spirit. A half dozen guns--they
-said--had been set blazing; and it was some unknown practitioner who had
-shot down the little Rotin girl. What were the heart-feelings of father
-and mother Rotin, to see their baby killed, did not appeal as a question
-to either the friends or foes of Spanish. Gangland is interested only in
-dollars or war.
-
-That contention of his friends did not restore Spanish in the general
-estimation. All must confess that at least he had missed Jigger. And
-Jigger without a rod! It crowded hard upon the unbelievable, and could
-be accounted for only upon the assumption that Spanish was rattled,
-which is worse than being scared. Mere fear might mean no more than an
-excess of prudence. To get rattled, everywhere and under all conditions,
-is the mean sure mark of weakness.
-
-While discussion, like a pendulum, went swinging to and fro,
-Spanish--possibly a-smart from what biting things were being said in his
-disfavor--came to town, and grievously albeit casually shot an unknown.
-Following which feat he again disappeared. None knew where he had gone.
-His whereabouts was as much a mystery as the identity of the unknown
-whom he had shot, or the reason he had shot him. These two latter
-questions are still borne as puzzles upon the ridge of gang conjecture.
-
-That this time he had hit his man, however, lifted Spanish somewhat from
-out those lower reputational depths into which missing Jigger had cast
-him. The unknown, to be sure, did not die; the hospital books showed
-that. But he had stopped a bullet. Which last proved that Spanish
-wasn't always rattled when he pulled a gun. The incident, all things
-considered, became a trellis upon which the reputation of Spanish,
-before so prone and hopeless, began a little to climb.
-
-The strenuous life doesn't always blossom and bear good fruit. Balked
-in his intended partnership with Jigger, and subsequently missing
-Jigger--to say nothing of the business of the little Rotin girl, dead
-and down under the grass roots--Spanish not only failed to Get the
-Money! but succeeded in driving himself out of town. Many and vain were
-the gang guesses concerning him. Some said he was in Detroit, giving
-professional aid to a gifted booster. The latter was of the feminine
-gender, and, aside from her admitted genius for shoplifting, was
-acclaimed the quickest hand with a hanger--by which you are to
-understand that outside pendant purse wherewith women equip themselves
-as they go forth to shop--of all the gon-molls between the two oceans.
-Others insisted that Spanish was in Baltimore, and had joined out with
-a mob of poke-getters. The great, the disastrous thing, however--and to
-this all Gangland agreed--was that he had so bungled his destinies as to
-put himself out of New York.
-
-"Detroit! Baltimore!" exclaimed the Dropper. "W'y, it's woise'n bein' in
-stir! A guy might as well be doin' time as live in them burgs!"
-
-The Dropper, in his iron-fisted way, was sincere in what he said. Later,
-he himself was given eighteen spaces in Sing Sing, which exile he might
-have missed had he fled New York in time. But he couldn't, and didn't.
-And so the Central Office got him, the District Attorney prosecuted
-him, the jury convicted him, and the judge sentenced him to that long
-captivity. Living in New York is not a preference, but an appetite--like
-drinking whiskey--and the Dropper had acquired the habit.
-
-What was the Dropper settled for?
-
-Robbery.
-
-It's too long to tell here, however, besides being another story. Some
-other day I may give it to you.
-
-Spanish, having abandoned New York, could no longer bear Alma loving
-company at picnic, rout and racket. What was Alma to do? She lived for
-routs, reveled in rackets, joyed in picnics. Must these delights be
-swept away? She couldn't go alone--it was too expensive. Besides, it
-would evince a lack of class.
-
-Alma, as proud and as wedded to her social position as any silken member
-of the Purple and Fine Linen Gang that ever rolled down Fifth Avenue in
-her brougham, revolved these matters upon her wheel of thought. Also,
-she came to conclusions. She, an admitted belle, could not consent to
-social obliteration. Spanish had fled; she worshipped his black eyes,
-his high courage; she would keep a heart-corner vacant for him in case
-he came back. Pending his return, however, she would go into society;
-and, for those reasons of expense and class and form, she would not go
-alone.
-
-Alma submitted her position to a beribboned jury of her peers. Their
-judgment ran abreast of her own.
-
-"A goil would be a mutt," they said, "to stay cocked up at home. An' yet
-a goil couldn't go chasin' around be her lonesome. Alma"--this was their
-final word--"you must cop off another steady."
-
-"But what would Johnny say?" asked Alma; for she couldn't keep her
-thoughts off Spanish, of whom she stood a little bit in fear.
-
-"Johnny's beat it, ain't he?" returned the advisory jury of friends.
-"There ain't no kick comin' to a guy what's beat it. He ain't no longer
-in th' picture."
-
-Alma, thus free to pick and choose by virtue of the absence of Spanish,
-picked the Dropper. The latter chieftain was flattered. Taking Alma
-proudly yet tenderly under his mighty arm, he led her to suppers such
-as she had never eaten, bought her drinks such as she had never tasted,
-revolved with her at rackets where tickets were a dollar a throw, the
-orchestra seven pieces, and the floor shone like glass. It was a cut or
-two above anything that Spanish had given her, and Alma, who thought it
-going some, failed not to say so.
-
-Alma was proud of the Dropper; the Dropper was proud of her. She told
-her friends of the money he spent; and the friends warmed the cockles of
-her little heart by shrilly exclaiming at pleasant intervals:
-
-"Ain't he th' swell guy!"
-
-"Betcher boots he's th' swell guy," Alma would rejoin; "an' he's got
-money to boin a wet dog! Th' only t'ing that worries me," Alma would
-conclude, "is Johnny. S'ppose he blows in some day, an' lays for th'
-Dropper?'
-
-"Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop," the friends would consolingly
-return. "He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny
-Spanish."
-
-The Round Back Rangers--it was, I think, the Round Backs--gave an
-outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were
-in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden
-horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
-
-Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to
-the banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always
-interesting, sometimes educational.
-
-Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a
-crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for
-his slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the
-common curse of every age.
-
-"W'at do youse know about it?" sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman,
-who envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
-
-"W'at do I know about it?" came heatedly from Slimmy. "Do youse think I
-ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up
-for four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th'
-warden if I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's
-always been crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even
-if he don't go 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere
-away in his make-up that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's
-different from him he figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out
-crusadin'. In th' old days it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys.
-Now it's rum, or racin', or Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let
-a community get the crusade bug, an' something's got to go. There's a
-village over in Joisey, an,' there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills
-to get busy wit', they ups an' bounces an old geezer out of th' only
-church in town for pitchin' horse-shoes."
-
-Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
-
-"But about them Paynims, Slimmy?" urged Alma.
-
-"It's hundreds of years ago," Slimmy resumed. "Th' Paynims hung out in
-Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on
-'em; an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd
-flare up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in
-France, an' th' other lads wit' crowns.
-
-"'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine.
-D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork;
-they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee;
-they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money,
-marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our
-gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'
-
-"Philip an' the other crowned lads at this would agree wit' Richard.
-'Them Paynims is certainly th' worst ever!' they'd say; an' one woid'd
-borry another, until the crusade is on. Some afternoon you'd hear the
-newsies in th' streets yellin', 'Wux-try!' an' there it'd be in big
-black type, 'Richard, Philip an' their gallant bands of Strong-Arms have
-landed in Palestine.'"
-
-"An' then w'at, Slimmy?" cooed Alma, who hung on every word.
-
-"As far as I can see, th' Christians always had it on th' Paynims,
-always had 'em shaded, when it comes to a scrap. Th' Christian lads
-had th' punch; an' th' Paynims must have been wise to it; for no sooner
-would Richard, Philip an' their roly-boly boys hit th' dock, than th'
-Paynims would take it on th' run for th' hills. Their mullahs would
-try to rally 'em, be tellin' 'em that whoever got downed fightin'
-Christians, the prophet would punch his ticket through for paradise
-direct, an' no stop-overs.
-
-"'That's all right about the prophet!' they'd say, givin' th' mullahs
-th' laugh. An' then they'd beat it for th' next ridge."
-
-"Them Paynims must have been a bunch of dead ones," commented the
-Dropper.
-
-"Not bein' able to get on a match," continued Slimmy, without heeding
-the Dropper, "th' Paynims declinin' their game, th' Christian hosts
-would rough house th' country generally, an' in a way of speakin' stand
-th' Holy Land on its head. Do what they would, however, they couldn't
-coax th' Paynims into th' ring wit' 'em; an' so after a while they
-decides that Palestine's th' bummest place they'd ever struck. Mebby,
-too, they'd begin havin' woid from home that their wives was gettin'
-a little gay, or their kids was goin' round marryin' th' kids of their
-enemies, an' that one way an' another their domestic affairs was on th'
-fritz. At this, Richard'd go loafin' over to Philip's tent, an' say:
-
-"'Philly, me boy, I don't know how this crusade strikes youse, but if
-I'm any judge of these great moral movements, it's on th' blink. An'
-so,' he'd go on, 'Philly, it's me for Merrie England be th' night boat.'
-
-"Wit' that, they'd break for home; an', when they got there, they'd
-mebby hand out a taste of th' strap to mamma an' th' babies, just to
-teach 'em not to go runnin' out of form th' next time father's far
-away."
-
-"Youse don't bank much on crusades, Slimmy?" Ike the Blood said.
-
-The Blood had more than a passing interest in the movement, mention of
-which had started the discussion, being himself a part proprietor in one
-of those threatened Raines Law Hotels.
-
-"Blood," observed Slimmy, oracularly, "them moral movements is like a
-hornet; they stings onct an' then they dies."
-
-Alma's attention was drawn to Mollie Squint--so called because of an
-optical slant which gave her a vague though piquant look. Mollie Squint
-was motioning from the outskirts of the little group. Alma pointed to
-the Dropper. Should she bring him? Mollie Squint shook her head.
-
-Leaving the Dropper, Alma joined Mollie Squint.
-
-"It's Johnny," gasped Mollie Squint. "He wants you; he's over be that
-bunch of trees."
-
-Alma hung back; some impression of peril seized her.
-
-"Better go," whispered Mollie Squint. "He's onto you an' the Dropper,
-an' if you don't go he'll come lookin' for you. Then him an' the
-Dropper'll go to th' mat wit' each other, an' have it awful. Give Johnny
-one of your soft talks, an' mebby youse can smooth him down. Stall him
-off be tellin' him you'll see him to-night at Ding Dong's."
-
-Mollie Squint's advice seemed good, and as the lesser of two evils Alma
-decided to go. Mollie Squint did not accompany her.
-
-"Tell th' Dropper I'll be back in a moment," said Alma to Mollie Squint,
-"an' don't wise him up about Johnny."
-
-Alma met Spanish at the far corner of the clump of trees. There was no
-talk, no time for talk. They were all alone. As she drew near, he pulled
-a pistol and shot her through and through the body.
-
-Alma's moaning cry was heard by the Dropper--that, and the sound of
-the shot. When the Dropper reached her, she was lying senseless in the
-shadow of the trees--a patch of white and red against the green of the
-grass. Spanish was nowhere in sight..
-
-Alma was carried to the hospital, and revived. But she would say
-nothing, give no names--staunch to the spirit of the Gangs. Only she
-whispered feebly to Mollie Squint, when the Dropper had been sent away
-by the doctors:
-
-"Johnny must have loved me a lot to shoot me up like he did. A guy has
-got to love a goil good and plenty before he'll try to cook her."
-
-"Did youse tell th' hospital croakers his name?" asked Mollie Squint.
-
-"Of course not! I never squealed to nobody. Do youse think I'd put poor
-Johnny in wrong?"
-
-"Then I won't," said Mollie Squint.
-
-An attendant told Mollie Squint that she must go; certain surgeons had
-begun to assemble. Mollie Squint, tears falling, kissed Alma good-by.
-
-"Give Johnny all me love," whispered Alma. "Tell him I'm no snitch; I'll
-stick."
-
-The Dropper did not have to be told whose bullet had struck down his
-star, his Alma. That night, Kid Kleiney with him, he went looking for
-Spanish. The latter, as jealous as Satan, was looking for the Dropper.
-Of the two, Spanish must have conducted his hunting with the greater
-circumspection or the greater luck; for about eleven of the clock he
-crept up behind the Dropper, as the latter and Kid Kleiney were walking
-in East Broadway, and planted a bullet in his neck. Kid Kleiney 'bout
-faced at the crack of the pistol, and was in fortunate time to stop
-Spanish's second bullet with one of the big buttons on his coat. Kid
-Kleiney fell by the side of the wounded Dropper, jarred off his feet by
-the shock.' He was able, however, when the police came up, to help place
-the Dropper in an ambulance.
-
-Spanish?
-
-Vanished--as usual.
-
-The police could get no line on him, did get no line on him, until
-months later, when, as related--the Dropper having been lagged for
-robbery, and safely caged--he came back to stick up the joint of Mersher
-the Strong-Arm, and be arrested by Dribben and Blum.
-
-The baby and I met casually in a Williamsburg street, where Alma
-had brought it to take the air, which was bad. Alma was thin-faced,
-hollow-eyed, but I could see that she had been pretty. She said she was
-twenty and the baby less than a year, and I think she told the truth.
-
-No one among Alma's friends finds fault with either the baby or herself,
-although both are without defence by the canons of high morality. There
-is warmth in the world; and, after all, the case of Alma and the baby is
-not so much beyond the common, except as to the baby's advent, which was
-dramatic and after the manner of Caesar.
-
-Folk say the affair reflects illustriously upon the hospital. Also, what
-surgeons officiated are inclined to plume themselves; for have not Alma
-and the baby lived? I confess that those boastful scientists are not
-wanting in excuse for strutting, although they ought, perhaps, in honor,
-to divide credit with Alma and the baby as being hard to kill.
-
-It is not an ugly baby as babies go. Not that I pretend to be a judge.
-As I paused by its battered perambulator, it held up a rose-leaf hand,
-as though inviting me to look; and I looked. The little claw possessed
-but three talons; the first two fingers had been shot away. When I asked
-how, Alma lowered her head sadly, saying nothing. It would have been
-foolish to ask the baby. It couldn't talk. Moreover, since the fingers
-were shot away before it was born, it could possess no clear memory as
-to details.
-
-It is a healthy baby. Alma loves it dearly, and can be depended upon to
-give it every care. That is, she can be if she lives; and on that head
-her worn thinness alarms her friends, who wish she were fatter. Some say
-her thinness is the work of the bullet. Others believe that a sorrow is
-sapping her heart.
-
-
-
-
-III.--HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA
-
-
-The Bottler was round, inoffensive, well-dressed, affable. He was also
-generous, as the East Side employs the term. Any one could touch him
-for a quarter upon a plea of beef stew, and if plaintively a bed
-were mentioned, for as much as fifty cents. For the Bottler was a
-money-maker, and had Suffolk Street position as among its richest
-capitalists.
-
-What bridge whist is to Fifth Avenue so is stuss to the East Side.
-No one save the dealer wins at stuss, and yet the device possesses an
-alluring feature. When the victim gets up from the table, the bank under
-the descriptive of viggresh returns him one-tenth of his losings. No
-one ever leaves a stuss game broke, and that final ray of sure sunshine
-forms indubitably the strong attraction. Stuss licks up as with a tongue
-of fire a round full fifth of all the East Side earns, and to viggresh
-should be given the black glory thereof.
-
-The Bottler owned talents to make money. Morally careless, liking the
-easy way, with, over all, that bent for speculation which sets some
-folk to dealing in stocks and others to dealing cards, those moneymaking
-talents found expression in stuss. Not that the Bottler was so
-weak-minded as to buck the game. Wise, prudent, solvent, he went the
-other way about it, his theater of operations being 135 Suffolk. Also,
-expanding liberally, the Bottler endowed his victims, as--stripped of
-their last dollar--they shoved back their hopeless chairs, with not ten,
-but fifteen per cent, of what sums they had changed in. This rendered
-135 Suffolk a most popular resort, and the foolish stood four deep about
-the Bottler's tables every night in the week.
-
-The Bottler lacked utterly the war-heart, and was in no wise a fighter.
-He had the brawn, but not the soul, and this heart-sallowness would have
-threatened his standing save for those easy generosities. Gangland is
-not dull, and will overlook even a want of courage in one who, for bed
-and beef stews, freely places his purse at its disposal.
-
-There are two great gangs on the East Side. These are the Five Points
-and the Monk Eastmans. There are smaller gangs, but each owes allegiance
-to either the one or the other of the two great gangs, and fights round
-its standard in event of general gang war.
-
-There is danger in belonging to either of these gangs. But there is
-greater danger in not. I speak of folk of the Bottler's ways and walks.
-The Five Points and Eastmans are at feud with one another, and the fires
-of their warfare are never permitted to die out. Membership in one means
-that it will buckler you against the other while you live, and avenge
-you should you fall. Membership in neither means that you will be raided
-and rough-housed and robbed by both.
-
-The Bottler's stuss house was--like every other of its kind--a Castle
-Dangerous. To the end that the peril of his days and nights be reduced
-to minimum, he united himself with the Five Points. True, he could not
-be counted upon as a _shtocker_ or strong-arm; but he had money and
-would part with it, and gang war like all war demands treasure. Bonds
-must be given; fines paid; the Bottler would have his uses. Wherefore
-the Five Points opened their arms and their hearts to receive him.
-
-The Eastmans had suffered a disorganizing setback when the chief, who
-gave the sept its name, went up the river for ten years. On the heels of
-that sorrowful retirement, it became a case of York and Lancaster; two
-claimants for the throne stood forth. These were Ritchie Fitzpatrick and
-Kid Twist, both valorous, both with reputations of having killed, both
-with clouds of followers at their backs.
-
-Twist, in whom abode the rudiments of a savage diplomacy, proposed a
-conference. Fitzpatrick at that conference was shot to death, and
-Kid Dahl, a near friend of Twist, stood for the collar. Dahl was thus
-complacent because Fitzpatrick had not died by his hand.
-
-The police, the gangs and the politicians are not without a sinister
-wisdom. When life has been taken, and to punish the slayer would be an
-inconvenience, some one who didn't do the killing submits to arrest.
-This covers the retreat of the guilty. Also, the public is appeased.
-Later, when the public's memory sleeps, the arrested one--for lack of
-evidence--is set at liberty.
-
-When Fitzpatrick was killed, to clear the path to gang leadership
-before the aspiring feet of Twist, the police took Dahl, who all but
-volunteered for the sacrifice. Dahl went smilingly to jail, while the
-real murderer of Fitzpatrick attended that dead personage's wake, and
-later appeared at the funeral. This last, however, by the nicer tastes
-of Gangland, was complained of as bordering upon vulgarity.
-
-Fitzpatrick was buried with a lily in his hand, and Twist was hailed
-chief of the Eastmans. Dahl remained in the Tombs a reasonable number of
-weeks, and then resumed his position in society. It was but natural, and
-to the glory of stumbling human nature, that Dahl should dwell warmly in
-the grateful regard of Twist.
-
-Twist, now chief of the Eastmans, cast about to establish Dahl. There
-was the Bottler, with his stuss Golconda in Suffolk Street. Were not his
-affiliations with the Five Points? Was he not therefore the enemy? The
-Bottler was an Egyptian, and Twist resolved to spoil him in the interest
-of Dahl.
-
-Twist, with Dahl, waited upon the Bottler. Argument was short and to
-the point. Said Twist: "Bottler, the Kid"--indicating the expectant
-Dahl--"is in wit' your stuss graft from now on. It's to be an even
-break."
-
-The news almost checked the beating of the Bottler's heart. Not that he
-was astonished. What the puissant Twist proposed was a commonest step in
-Gangland commerce--Gangland, where the Scotch proverb of "Take what you
-may; keep what you can!" retains a pristine force. For all that, the
-Bottler felt dismay. The more since he had hoped that his hooking up
-with the Five Points would have kept him against such rapine.
-
-Following the Twist fulmination, the Bottler stood wrapped in thought.
-The dangerous chief of the Eastmans lit a cigar and waited. The poor
-Bottler's cogitations ran off in this manner. Twist had killed six men.
-Also, he had spared no pains in carrying out those homicides, and could
-laugh at the law, which his prudence left bankrupt of evidence. Dahl,
-too, possessed a past as red as Twist's. Both could be relied upon to
-kill. To refuse Dahl as a partner spelled death. To acquiesce called for
-half his profits. His friends of the Five Points, to be sure, could come
-at his call. That, however, would not save his game and might not save
-his life. Twist's demand showed that he had resolved, so far as he, the
-Bottler, was concerned, to rule or ruin. The latter was easy. Any dozen
-of the Eastmans, picking some unguarded night, could fall upon his
-establishment, confiscate his bankroll, and pitch both him and his
-belongings into the street. The Five Points couldn't be forever at
-his threatened elbow. They would avenge him, certainly; but vengeance,
-however sweet, comes always over-late, and possesses besides no value
-in dollars and cents. Thus reasoned the Bottler, while Twist frowningly
-paused. The finish came when, with a sickly smile, the Bottler bowed to
-the inevitable and accepted Dahl.
-
-All Suffolk Street, to say nothing of the thoroughfares roundabout, knew
-what had taken place. The event and the method thereof did not provoke
-the shrugging of a shoulder, the arching of a brow. What should there be
-in the usual to invite amazement?
-
-For six weeks the Bottler and Dahl settled up, fifty-and-fifty, with the
-close of each stuss day. Then came a fresh surprise. Dahl presented his
-friend, the Nailer, to the Bottler with this terse remark:
-
-"Bottler, youse can beat it. The Nailer is goin' to be me partner now.
-Which lets you out, see?"
-
-The Bottler was at bay. He owned no stomach for battle, but the
-sentiment of desperation, which the announcement of Dahl provoked, drove
-him to make a stand. To lose one-half had been bad. To lose all--to be
-wholly wiped out in the annals of Suffolk Street stuss--was more than
-even his meekness might bear. No, the Bottler did not dream of going to
-the police. That would have been to squeal; and even his friends of the
-Five Points had only faces of flint for such tactics of disgrace.
-
-The harassed Bottler barred his doors against Dahl. He would defend his
-castle, and get word to the Five Points. The Bottler's doors having been
-barred, Dahl for his side at once instituted a siege, despatching
-the Nailer, meanwhile, to the nearest knot of Eastmans to bring
-reinforcements.
-
-At this crisis O'Farrell of the Central Office strolled into the
-equation. He himself was hunting a loft-worker; of more than common
-industry, and had no thought of either the Bottler or Dahl. Happening,
-however, upon a situation, whereof the elemental features were Dahl
-outside with a gun and the Bottler inside with a gun, he so far recalled
-his oath of office as to interfere.
-
-"Better an egg to-day than a hen to-morrow," philosophized O'Farrell,
-and putting aside for the moment his search for the loft-worker, he
-devoted himself to the Bottler and Dahl.
-
-With the sure instinct of his Mulberry Street caste, O'Farrell opened
-negotiations with Dahl. He knew the latter to be the dangerous
-angle, and began by placing the muzzle of his own pistol against that
-marauder's back.
-
-"Make a move," said he, "and I'll shoot you in two."
-
-The sophisticated Dahl, realizing fate, moved not, and with that the
-painstaking O'Farrell collected his armament.
-
-Next the Bottler was ordered to come forth. The Bottler obeyed in a
-sweat and a tremble. He surrendered his pistol at word of the law, and
-O'Farrell led both off to jail. The two were charged with Disturbance.
-
-In the station house, and on the way, Dahl ceased not to threaten the
-Bottler's life.
-
-"This pinch'll cost a fine of five dollars," said Dahl, glaring round
-O'Farrell at the shaking Bottler. "I'll pay it, an' then I'll get square
-wit' youse. Once we're footloose, you won't last as long as a drink of
-whiskey!"
-
-The judge yawningly listened, while O'Farrell told his tale of that
-disturbance.
-
-"Five an' costs!" quoth the judge, and called the next case.
-
-The Bottler returned to Suffolk Street, Dahl sought Twist, while
-O'Farrell again took the trail of the loft-worker.
-
-Dahl talked things over with Twist. There was but one way: the Bottler
-must die. Anything short 'of blood would unsettle popular respect for
-Twist, and without that his leadership of the Eastmans was a farce.
-
-The Bottler's killing, however, must be managed with a decent care for
-the conventionalities. For either Twist or Dahl to walk in upon that
-offender and shoot him to death, while feasible, would be foolish. The
-coarse extravagance of such a piece of work would serve only to pile
-needless difficulties in the pathway of what politicians must come to
-the rescue. It was impertinences of that character which had sent Monk
-Eastman to Sing Sing. Eastman had so far failed as to the proprieties,
-when as a supplement to highway robbery he emptied his six-shooter up
-and down Forty-second Street, that the politicians could not save
-him without burning their fingers. And so they let him go. Twist had
-justified the course of the politicians upon that occasion. He would
-not now, by lack of caution and a reasonable finesse, force them into
-similar peril. They must and would defend him; but it was not for him to
-render their labors too up-hill and too hard.
-
-Twist sent to Williamsburg for his friend and ally, Cyclone Louie.
-The latter was a bull-necked, highly muscled individual, who was a
-professional strong man--so far as he was professionally anything--and
-earned occasional side-show money at Coney Island by bending iron bars
-about his neck and twisting pokers into corkscrews about his brawny
-arms.
-
-Louie, Twist and Dahl went into council over mutual beer, and Twist
-explained the imperative call for the Bottler's extermination. Also, he
-laid bare the delicate position of both himself and Dahl.
-
-In country regions neighbors aid one another in bearing the burdens of
-an agricultural day by changing work. The custom is not without what
-one might call gang imitation and respect. Only in the gang instance the
-work is not innocent, but bloody. Louie, having an appreciation of what
-was due a friend, could not do less than come to the relief of Twist and
-Dahl. Were positions reversed, would they not journey to Williamsburg
-and do as much for him? Louie did not hesitate, but placed himself at
-the disposal of Twist and Dahl. The Bottler should die; he, Louie, would
-see to that.
-
-"But when?"
-
-Twist, replying, felt that the thing should be done at once, and
-mentioned the following evening, nine o'clock. The place should be the
-Bottler's establishment in Suffolk Street. Louie, of whom the
-Bottler was unafraid and ignorant, should experience no difficulty in
-approaching his man. There would be others present; but, practiced in
-gang moralities, slaves to gang etiquette, no one would open his mouth.
-Or, if he did, it would be only to pour forth perjuries, and say that he
-had seen nothing, heard nothing.
-
-Having adjusted details, Louie, Twist and Dahl compared watches.
-Watches? Certainly. Louie, Twist and Dahl were all most fashionably
-attired and--as became members of a gang nobility--singularly full and
-accurate in the important element of a front, _videlicet_, that list of
-personal adornments which included scarf pin, ring and watch. Louie,
-Dahl and Twist saw to it that their timepieces agreed. This was so that
-Dahl and Twist might arrange their alibis.
-
-It was the next evening. At 8.55 o'clock Twist was obtrusively in the
-Delancey Street police station, wrangling with the desk sergeant over
-the release of a follower who had carefully brought about his own
-arrest.
-
-"Come," urged Twist to the sergeant, "it's next to nine o'clock now. Fix
-up the bond; I've got a date over in East Broadway at nine-thirty."
-
-While Twist stood thus enforcing his whereabouts and the hour upon the
-attention of the desk sergeant, Dahl was eating a beefsteak in a Houston
-street restaurant.
-
-"What time have youse got?" demanded Dahl of the German who kept the
-place.
-
-"Five minutes to nine," returned the German, glancing up at the clock.
-
-"Oh, t'aint no such time as that," retorted Dahl peevishly. "That
-clock's drunk! Call up the telephone people, and find out for sure."
-
-"The 'phone people say it's nine o'clock," reported the German, hanging
-up the receiver.
-
-"Hully gee! I didn't think it was more'n halfpast eight!" and Dahl
-looked virtuously corrected.
-
-While these fragments of talk were taking place, the Bottler was
-attending to his stuss interests. He looked pale and frightened, and
-his hunted eyes roved here and there. Five minutes went by. The clock
-pointed to nine. A slouch-hat stranger entered. As the clock struck the
-hour, he placed the muzzle of a pistol against the Bottler's breast, and
-fired twice. Both bullets pierced the heart, and the Bottler fell--dead
-without a word. There were twenty people in the room. When the police
-arrived they found only the dead Bottler.
-
-O'Farrell recalled those trade differences which had culminated in the
-charge of disturbance, and arrested Dahl.
-
-"You ain't got me right," scoffed Dahl.
-
-And O'Farrell hadn't.
-
-There came the inquest, and Dahl was set free. The Bottler was buried,
-and Twist and Dahl sent flowers and rode to the grave.
-
-The law slept, a bat-eyed constabulary went its way, but the gangs knew.
-In the whispered gossip of Gangland every step of the Bottler's murder
-was talked over and remembered. He must have been minus ears and eyes
-and understanding who did not know the story. The glance of Gangland
-turned towards the Five Points. What would be their action? They were
-bound to avenge. If not for the Bottler's sake, then for their own. For
-the Bottler had been under the shadow of their protection, and gang
-honor was involved. On the Five Points' part there was no stumbling of
-the spirit. For the death of the Bottler the Five Points would exact the
-penalty of blood.
-
-Distinguished among the chivalry of the Five Points was Kid Pioggi. Only
-a paucity of years--he was under eighteen--withheld Pioggi from topmost
-honors. Pioggi was not specifically assigned to avenge the departed
-Bottler. Ambitious and gallantly anxious of advancement, however, he of
-his own motion carried the enterprise in the stomach of his thoughts.
-
-The winter's snow melted into spring, spring lapsed into early summer.
-It was a brilliant evening, and Pioggi was disporting himself at Coney
-Island. Also Twist and Cyclone Louie, following some plan of relaxation,
-were themselves at Coney Island.
-
-Pioggi had seated himself at a beer table in Ding Dong's. Twist and
-Louie came in. Pioggi, being of the Five Points, was recognized as a foe
-by Twisty who lost no time in mentioning it.
-
-Being in a facetious mood, and by way of expressing his contempt for
-that gentleman, Twist made Pioggi jump out of the window. It was no
-distance to the ground, and no physical harm could come. But to be
-compelled to leave Ding Dong's by way of the window, rubbed wrongwise
-the fur of Pioggi's feelings. To jump from a window stamps one with
-disgrace.
-
-Twist and Louie--burly, muscular, strong as horses--were adepts of
-rough-and-tumble. Pioggi, little, light and weak, knew that any thought
-of physical conflict would have been preposterous. And yet he was no one
-to sit quietly down with his humiliation. That flight from Ding Dong's
-window would be on every tongue in Gangland. The name of Pioggi would
-become a scorning; the tale would stain the Pioggi fame.
-
-Louie and Twist sat down at the table in Ding Dong's, from which Pioggi
-had been driven, and demanded refreshment in the guise of wine. Pioggi,
-rage-swollen as to heart, busied himself at a nearby telephone. Pioggi
-got the ear of a Higher Influence of his clan. He told of his abrupt
-dismissal from Ding Dong's, and the then presence of Louie and Twist.
-The Higher Influence instructed Pioggi to keep the two in sight. The
-very flower of the Five Points should be at Coney Island as fast as
-trolley cars could carry them.
-
-"Tail 'em," said the Higher Influence, referring to Twist and Louie;
-"an' when the fleet gets there go in wit' your cannisters an' bump 'em
-off."
-
-While waiting the advent of his promised forces, Pioggi, maintaining
-the while an eye on Twist and Louie to the end that they escape not and
-disappear, made arrangements for a getaway. He established a coupe, a
-fast horse between the shafts and a personal friend on the box, where
-he, Pioggi, could find it when his work was done.
-
-By the time this was accomplished, Pioggi's recruits had put in an
-appearance. They did not descend upon Coney Island in a body, with
-savage uproar and loud cries. Much too military were they for that.
-Rather they seemed to ooze into position around Pioggi, and they could
-not have made less noise had they been so many ghosts.
-
-The campaign was soon laid out. Louie and Twist still sat over their
-wine at Ding Dong's. Now and then they laughed, as though recalling the
-ignominious exit of Pioggi. Means must be employed to draw them into
-the street. That accomplished, the Five Points' Danites were to drift up
-behind them, and at a signal from Pioggi, empty their pistols into their
-backs. Pioggi would fire a bullet into Twist; that was to be the signal.
-As Pioggi whispered his instructions, there shone a licking eagerness
-in the faces of those who listened. Nothing so exalts the gangster like
-blood in anticipation; nothing so pleases him as to shoot from behind.
-
-Pioggi pitched upon one whose name and face were unknown to Twist and
-Louie. The unknown would be the bearer of a blind message--it
-purported to come from a dancer in one of the cheap theaters of the
-place--calculated to bring forth Twist and Louie.
-
-"Stall 'em up this way," said Pioggi, indicating a spot within touching
-distance of that coupe. "It's here we'll put 'em over the jump."
-
-The place pitched upon for the killing was crowded with people. It was
-this very thronged condition which had led to its selection. The crowd
-would serve as a cover to Five Points operations. It would prevent a
-premature recognition of their assailants by Twist and Louie; it would
-screen the slayers from identification by casual citizens looking on.
-
-Pioggi's messenger did well his work, and Twist and Louie moved
-magnificently albeit unsteadily into the open. They were sweeping the
-walk clear of lesser mortals, when the voice of Pioggi arrested their
-attention.
-
-"Oh, there, Twist; look here!"
-
-The voice came from the rear and to the right; Pioggi's position was one
-calculated to place the enemy at a double disadvantage.
-
-Twist turned his head. A bullet struck him above the eye! He staggered!
-The lead came in a storm! Twist went down; Louie fell across him! There
-were twelve bullets in Twist and eight in Louie. The coroner said that
-they were the deadest people of whom he owned official recollection.
-
-As the forethoughtful Pioggi was dashing away in his coupe, a policeman
-gave chase. Pioggi drove a bullet through the helmet of the law. It
-stopped pursuit; but Gangland has ever held that the shot was an error.
-A little lower, and the policeman would have been killed. Also, the
-death of a policeman is apt to entail consequences.
-
-Pioggi went into hiding in Greenwich, where the Five Points had a
-hold-out. There were pullings and haulings and whisperings in dark
-political corners. When conditions had been whispered and hauled and
-pulled into shape satisfactory, Pioggi sent word to a favorite officer
-to come and arrest him.
-
-Pioggi explained to the court that his life had been threatened; he had
-shot only that he himself might live. His age was seventeen. Likewise
-there had been no public loss; the going of Twist and Louie had but
-raised the average of all respectability. The court pondered the
-business, and decided that justice would be fulfilled by sentencing
-Pioggi to the Elmira Reformatory.
-
-The best fashion of the Five Points visited Pioggi in the Tombs on the
-morning of his departure.
-
-"It's only thirteen months, Kid," came encouragingly from one. "You
-won't mind it."
-
-"Mind it!" responded Pioggi, in disdain of the worst that Elmira might
-hold for him; "mind it! I could do it standin' on me head."
-
-
-
-
-IV.--IKE THE BLOOD
-
-
-Whenever the police were driven to deal with him officially, he called
-himself Charles Livin, albeit the opinion prevailed at headquarters
-that in thus spelling it, he left off a final ski. The police, in
-the wantonness of their ignorance, described him on their books as a
-burglar. This was foolishly wide. He should have been listed as a simple
-Strong-Arm, whose methods of divorcing other people from their money,
-while effective, were coarse. Also, it is perhaps proper to mention that
-his gallery number at the Central Office was 10,394.
-
-It was during the supremacy of Monk Eastman that he broke out, and he
-had just passed his seventeenth birthday. Being out, he at once attached
-himself to the gang-fortunes of that chief; and it became no more than
-a question of weeks before his vast physical strength, the energy of his
-courage and a native ferocity of soul, won him his proud war-name of Ike
-the Blood. Compared with the herd about him, in what stark elements made
-the gangster important in his world, he shone out upon the eyes of folk
-like stars of a clear cold night.
-
-Ike the Blood looked up to his chief, Monk Eastman, as sailors look up
-to the North Star, and it wrung his soul sorely when that gang captain
-went to Sing Sing. In the war over the succession and the baton of gang
-command, waged between Ritchie Fitzpatrick and Kid Twist, Ike the Blood
-was compelled to stand neutral. Powerless to take either side, liking
-both ambitious ones, the trusted friend of both, his hands were tied;
-and later--first Fitzpatrick and then Twist--he followed both to the
-grave, sorrow not only on his lips but in his heart.
-
-It was one recent August day that I was granted an introduction to Ike
-the Blood. I was in the company of an intimate friend of mine--he holds
-high Central Office position in the police economy of New York. We
-were walking in Henry Street, in the near vicinity of that vigorous
-organization, the Ajax Club--so called, I take it, because its members
-are forever defying the lightnings of the law. My Central Office friend
-had mentioned Ike the Blood, speaking of him as a guiding light to such
-difficult ones as Little Karl, Whitey Louie, Benny Weiss, Kid Neumann,
-Tomahawk, Fritzie Rice, Dagley and the Lobster.
-
-Even as the names were in his mouth, his keen Central Office glance went
-roving through the open doorway of a grogshop.
-
-"There's Ike the Blood now," said he, and tossed a thumb, which had
-assisted in necking many a malefactor with tastes to be violent, towards
-the grogshop.
-
-Since to consider such pillars of East Side Society was the great reason
-of my ramble, we entered the place. Ike the Blood was sitting in state
-at a table to the rear of the unclean bar, a dozen of his immediate
-followers--in the politics of gang life these formed a minor order of
-nobility--with him.
-
-Being addressed by my friend, he arose and joined us; none the less
-he seemed reticent and a bit disturbed. This was due to the official
-character of my friend, plus the fact that the jealous eyes of those
-others were upon him. It is no advantage to a leader, like Ike the
-Blood, to be seen in converse with a detective. Should one of his
-adherents be arrested within a day or a week, the arrested one reverts
-to that conversation, and imagines vain things.
-
-"Take a walk with us, Ike," said my friend.
-
-Ike the Blood was obviously reluctant. Sinking his voice, and giving a
-glance over his shoulder at his myrmidons--not ten feet away, and every
-eye upon him--he remonstrated.
-
-"Say, I don't want to leave th' push settin' here, to go chasin' off
-wit' a bull. Fix it so I can come uptown sometime."
-
-"Very well," returned my friend, relenting; "I don't want to put you in
-Dutch with your fleet."
-
-There was a whispered brief word or two, and an arrangement for a meet
-was made; after which Ike the Blood lapsed into the uneasy circle he had
-quitted. As we left the grogshop, we could hear him loudly calling for
-beer. Possibly the Central Office nearness of my friend had rendered
-him thirsty. Or it may have been that the beer was meant to wet down
-and allay whatever of sprouting suspicion had been engendered in the
-trustless breasts of his followers.
-
-It was a week later.
-
-The day, dark and showery, was--to be exact--the eighth of August.
-Faithful to that whispered Henry Street arrangement, Ike the Blood sat
-awaiting the coming of my friend and myself in the Bal Tabarin. He
-had spoken of the stuss house of Phil Casey and Paper Box Johnny, in
-Twenty-ninth Street, but my friend entered a protest. There was his
-Central Office character to be remembered. A natural embarrassment must
-ensue were he brought face to face with stuss in a state of activity.
-Stuss was a crime, by surest word of law, and he had taken an oath
-of office. He did not care to pinch either Paper Box or Casey, and
-therefore preferred not to be drawn into a situation where the only
-alternative would be to either pull their joint or lay the bedplates of
-complaint against himself.
-
-"It's no good time to be up on charges," remonstrated my friend, "for
-the commish that's over us now would sooner grab a copper than a crook."
-
-Thus instructed, and feeling the delicacy of my friend's position, Ike
-the Blood had shifted suggestion to the Bal Tabarin. The latter house of
-entertainment, in Twenty-eighth Street, was innocent of stuss and indeed
-cards in any form. Kept by Sam Paul, it possessed a deserved popularity
-with Ike and the more select of his acquaintances.
-
-Ike the Blood appeared to better advantage in the Bal Tabarin than on
-that other, Henry Street, grogshop occasion. Those suspicious ones, of
-lowering eye and doubtful brow, had been left behind, and their absence
-contributed to his relief, and therefore to his looks. Not that he had
-been sitting in the midst of loneliness at the Bal Tabarin; Whitey Dutch
-and Slimmy were with him, and who should have been better company than
-they? Also, their presence was of itself an honor, since they were of
-his own high caste, and many layers above a mere gang peasantry. They
-would take part in the conversation, too, and, if to talk and touch
-glasses with a Central Office bull were an offense, it would leave them
-as deep in the police mud as was he in the police mire.
-
-Ike the Blood received us gracefully, if not enthusiastically, and
-was so polite as to put me on a friendly footing with his companions.
-Greetings over, and settled to something like our ease, I engaged myself
-mentally in taking Ike's picture. His forehead narrow, back-sloping at
-that lively angle identified by carpenters as a quarter-pitch, was not
-the forehead of a philosopher. I got the impression, too, that his small
-brown eyes, sad rather than malignant, would in any heat of anger
-blaze like twin balls of brown fire. Cheek-bones high; nose beaky,
-predatory--such a nose as Napoleon loved in his marshals; mouth coarsely
-sensitive, suggesting temperament; the broad, bony jaw giving promise
-of what staying qualities constitute the stock in trade of a bulldog; no
-mustache, no beard; a careless liberality of ear--that should complete
-the portrait. Fairly given, it was the picture of one who acted more
-than he thought, and whose atmosphere above all else conveyed the
-feeling of relentless force--the picture of one who under different
-circumstances might have been a Murat or a Massena.
-
-My friend managed the conversation, and did it with Central Office tact.
-Knowing what I was after, he brought up Gangland and the gangs,
-upon which topics Whitey Dutch, seeing no reasons for silence, spoke
-instructively. Aside from the great gangs, the Eastmans and the Five
-Points, I learned that other smaller yet independent gangs existed.
-Also, from Whitey's discourse, it was made clear that just as countries
-had frontiers, so also were there frontiers to the countries of the
-gangs. The Five Points, with fifteen hundred on its puissant muster
-rolls, was supreme--he said--between Broadway and the Bowery, Fourteenth
-Street and City Hall Park. The Eastmans, with one thousand warriors,
-flourished between Monroe and Fourteenth Streets, the Bowery and the
-East River. The Gas House Gang, with only two hundred in its nose count,
-was at home along Third Avenue between Eleventh and Eighteenth Streets.
-The vivacious Gophers were altogether heroes of the West Side. They
-numbered full five hundred, each a holy terror, and ranged the
-region bounded by Seventh Avenue, Fourteenth Street, Tenth Avenue and
-Forty-second Street. The Gophers owned a rock-bottom fame for their
-fighting qualities, and, speaking in the sense militant, neither the
-Eastmans nor the Five Points would care to mingle with them on slighter
-terms than two to one. The fulness of Whitey Dutch, himself of the Five
-Points, in what justice he did the Gophers, marked his splendid breadth
-of soul.
-
-Ike the Blood, overhung by some cloud of moodiness, devoted himself
-moderately to beer, taking little or less part in the talk. Evidently
-there was something bearing him down.
-
-"I ain't feelin' gay," he remarked; "an' at that, if youse was to ast
-me, I couldn't tell youse why."
-
-As though a thought had been suggested, he arose and started for the
-door.
-
-"I won't be away ten minutes," he said.
-
-Slimmy looked curiously at Whitey Dutch.
-
-"He's chased off to one of them fortune-tellers," said Whitey.
-
-"Do youse take any stock in them ginks who claims they can skin a deck
-of cards, or cock their eye into a teacup, an' then put you next to
-everyt'ing that'll happen to you in a year?"
-
-Slimmy aimed this at me.
-
-Upon my assurance, given with emphasis, that I attached no weight to
-so-called seers and fortunetellers, he was so magnanimous as to indorse
-my position.
-
-"They're a bunch of cheap bunks," he declared. "I've gone ag'inst
-'em time an' time, an' there's nothin' in it. One of 'em gives me his
-woid--after me comin' across wit' fifty cents--th' time Belfast Danny's
-in trouble, that Danny'll be toined out all right. Two days later Danny
-gets settled for five years."
-
-"Ike's stuck on 'em," remarked Whitey.
-
-Slimmy and Whitey Dutch, speaking freely and I think veraciously, told
-me many things. Whitey explained that, while he and Slimmy were shining
-lights of the Five Points, yet to be found fraternizing with Ike the
-Blood--an Eastman--was in perfect keeping with gang proprieties. For, as
-he pointed out, there was momentary truce between the Eastmans and the
-Five Points. Among the gangs, in seasons of gang peace, the nobles--by
-word of Whitey--were expected to make stately calls of ceremony and
-good fellowship upon one another, as had been the wont among Highland
-chieftains in the days of Bruce and Wallace.
-
-"Speaking of the Gas House Gang: how do they live?" I asked.
-
-"Stickin' up lushes mostly."
-
-"How much of this stick-up work goes on?"
-
-"Well"--thoughtfully--"they'll pull off as many as twenty-five stick-ups
-to-night."
-
-"There's no such number of squeals coming in at headquarters."
-
-The contradiction emanated from my Central Office friend, who felt
-criticized by inference.
-
-"Squeals!" exclaimed Whitey Dutch with warmth, "w'y should they squeal?
-The Gas House push'd cook 'em if they squealed. Suppose right now I
-was to go out an' get put in th' air; do you think I'd squeal? Well, I
-should say not; I'm no mutt! They'd about come gallopin' 'round tomorry
-wit' bale-sticks, an' break me arms an' legs, or mebby knock me block
-off. W'y, not a week ago, three Gas House _shtockers_ stands me up in
-Riving-ton Street, an' takes me clock--a red one wit' two doors. Then
-they pinches a fiver out of me keck. They even takes me bank-book.
-
-"W'at license has a stiff like youse got to have $375 in th' bank?' they
-says--like that.
-
-"Next night they comes bluffin' round for me three hundred and
-seventy-five dollar plant--w'at do you t'ink of that? But I'm there wit'
-a gatt me-self that time, an' ready to give 'em an argument. W'en they
-sees I'm framed up, they gets cold feet. But you can bet I don't do no
-squealin'!"
-
-"Did you get back your watch?"
-
-"How could I get it back?" peevishly. "No, I don't get back me watch.
-All the same, I'll lay for them babies. Some day I'll get 'em right, an'
-trim 'em to the queen's taste."
-
-My friend, leading conversation in his specious Central Office way,
-spoke of Ike the Blood's iron fame, and slanted talk in that direction.
-
-"Ike can certainly go some!" observed Slimmy meditatively. "Take it from
-me, there ain't any of 'em, even th' toughest ever, wants his game."
-Turning to Whitey: "Don't youse remember, Whitey, when he tears into
-Humpty Jackson an' two of his mob, over in Thirteenth Street, that time?
-There's nothin' to it! Ike simply makes 'em jump t'rough a hoop! Every
-lobster of 'em has his rod wit' him, too."
-
-"They wouldn't have had the nerve to fire 'em if they'd pulled 'em,"
-sneered Whitey. "Ike'd have made 'em eat th' guttaperchy all off th'
-handles, too. Say, I don't t'ink much of that Gas House fleet. They talk
-strong; but they don't bring home th' goods, see!"
-
-It appeared that, in spite of his sanguinary title, Ike the Blood had
-never killed his man.
-
-"He's tried," explained Slimmy, who felt as though the absent one, in
-his blood-guiltlessness, required defense; "but he all th' time misses.
-Ike's th' woist shot wit' a rod in th' woild."
-
-"Sure, Mike!"--from Whitey Dutch, his nose in his drink; "he couldn't
-hit th' Singer Buildin'." '"How does he make his money?" I asked.
-
-"Loft worker," broke in my friend.
-
-The remark was calculated to explode the others into fresh confidences.
-
-"Don't youse believe it!" came in vigorous denial from Whitey Dutch.
-"Ike never cracked a bin in his life. You bulls"--this was pointed
-especially at my friend--"say he's a dip, too. W'y, it's a laugh! Ike
-couldn't pick th' pocket of a dead man--couldn't put his hand into a
-swimmin' tank! That's how fly he is."
-
-"Now don't try to string me," retorted my friend, severely. "Didn't
-Ike fill in with Little Maxie and his mob, when they worked the Jersey
-fairs?"
-
-"But that was only to do the strong-arm work, in case there's a scrap,"
-protested Whitey. "On th' level, Ike is woise than Big Abrams. He can't
-even stall. An' as for gettin' a leather or a watch, gettin' a perfecto
-out of a cigar box would be about his limit."
-
-"That Joisey's a bum place; youse can go there for t'ree cents."
-
-The last was interjected by Slimmy--who had a fine wit of his own--with
-the hopeful notion of diverting discussion to less exciting questions
-than pocket-picking at the New Jersey fairs.
-
-It developed that while Ike the Blood had now and then held up a stuss
-game for its bank-roll, during some desperate ebb-tide of his fortunes,
-he drew his big income from a yearly ball.
-
-"He gives a racket," declared Whitey Dutch; "that's how Ike gets his
-dough. Th' last one he pulls off nets him about twenty-five hundred
-plunks."
-
-"What price were the tickets?" I inquired. Twenty-five hundred dollars
-sounded large.
-
-"Th' tickets is fifty cents," returned Whitey, "but that's got nothin'
-to do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like
-that"--and Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its
-generous openness. "'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he
-ain't lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows
-in five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off
-a trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein'
-a piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
-more he knows you like him." It was becoming plain. A gentleman of
-gang prominence gives a ball--a racket--and coins, so to speak, his
-disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money.
-To discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket..
-The measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's
-reputation.
-
-"One t'ing youse can say of Ike," observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
-look of virtue, "he never made no money off a woman."
-
-"Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!" added Whitey,
-corroboratively.
-
-Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to
-cease--audibly, at least--all consideration of his merits. He might have
-regarded discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing
-lightly, he took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter.
-Compared with what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore
-a look of relief.
-
-"Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys," he said at last, breaking into
-an uneasy laugh, "but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to
-a fortune teller--a dandy, she is--one that t'rows a fit, or goes into a
-trance, or some such t'ing."
-
-"A fortune teller!" said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
-before.
-
-"It's on account of a dream. In all th' years"--Ike spoke as might one
-who had put a century behind him--"in all th' years I've been knockin'
-about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun, see?
-Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now. But
-last night I had a dream:--I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's somet'in'
-I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot argument
-th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me--that dream does. You
-see"--this to my friend--"I'm figgerin' on openin' a house over in
-Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for givin' me th'
-frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side, where
-I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
-Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun-------"
-
-"And so you consult a fortune teller," laughed my friend, who was not
-superstitious, but practical.
-
-"Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
-don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
-one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for
-th' limit!'"
-
-"Which she proceeded to do," broke in my friend.
-
-"Listen! Th' old dame--after coppin' me dollar--stiffens back an' shuts
-her eyes; an' next, th' foist flash out of th' box she says--speakin'
-like th' wind in a keyhole: 'You're in th' midst of trouble; a man is
-killed!' Then she wakes up. 'W'y didn't youse go t'rough?' I says; T
-want th' rest. Who is it gets croaked, th' other dub or me?' Th' old
-dame insists that to go back, an' get th' address of th' party who's
-been bumped off, she must have another dollar. Oh, they're th' birds,
-them fortune tellers, to grab th' dough! But of course I can't stop
-there, so I bucks up wit' another bone. 'There you be,' I says; 'now, is
-it me that gets it, or does he?"
-
-"W'at he?" demanded Whitey.
-
-"How do I know?" The tone and manner were impatient. "It's th' geek I'm
-havin' trouble wit'." Ike looked at me, as one who would understand
-and perhaps sympathize, and continued: "This time th' old dame says th'
-party who's been cooked is some other guy; it ain't me. T can see now
-that it ain't you,' she says. 'You're ridin' away in a patrol wagon,
-wit' a lot of harness bulls.' That's good so far. 'So I gets th'
-collar?' I says. 'How about th' trial?' She answers, 'There ain't no
-trial;' an' then she comes out of her trance, same as a diver comes up
-out o' the water."
-
-"Is that all?" asked Slimmy.
-
-"That's where she lets me off."
-
-"W'y don't youse dig for another dollar," said Whitey, "an' tell th' old
-hag to put on her suit an' go down ag'in for th' rest?" Whitey had been
-impressed by that simile of the diver.
-
-"W'at more is there to get? I ain't killed; an' I ain't tried--that
-oughter do me. Th' coroner t'rows me loose, most likely. Anyhow, I ain't
-goin' to sit there all day, skinnin' me roll for that old sponge--a
-plunk a crack, too."
-
-"Talk of th' cost of livin'!" remarked Slimmy, with a grin. "Ain't it
-fierce, th' way them fortune tellers'll slim a guy's bank-roll for him,
-once they has him hooked? They'll get youse to goin'; an' after that
-it's like one of them stories w'at ends wit' 'Continued in our next.'
-W'y, it's like playin' th' horses, only woise. Th' foist day you goes
-out to win; an' after that, you keep goin' back to get even." Ike the
-Blood paid no heed to the pessimistic philosophy of Slimmy; he was too
-wholly wrapped up in what he had been told.
-
-"Well," he broke forth, following a ruminative pause, "anyhow, I'd
-sooner he gets it than me."
-
-"There you go ag'in about that 'he,'" protested Whitey, and the manner
-of Whitey was querulous.
-
-"Th' guy she sees me hooked up wit'!" This came off a bit warmly. "You
-know w'at I mean."
-
-"Take it easy!--take it easy!" urged my friend. "What is there to get
-hot about? You don't mean to say, Ike, you're banking on that guff the
-old dame handed you?"
-
-"Next week"--the shadow of a smile playing across his face--"I won't
-believe it. But it sounds like th' real t'ing now."
-
-The door of the Bal Tabarin opened to the advent of a weasel-eyed
-individual.
-
-"Hello, Whitey!" exclaimed Weasel-eye cheerily, shaking hands with
-Whitey Dutch. "I just leaves a namesake of yours; an' say, he's in bad!"
-
-"W'at namesake?"
-
-"Whitey Louie. A bunch of them West Side guerrillas has him cornered,
-over in a dump at Twenty-seventh Street and Seventh Avenoo. It looks
-like there'd be somethin' doin'; an', as I don't Avant no part of it, I
-screws out."
-
-At the name of Whitey Louie, Ike the Blood arose to his feet.
-
-"Whitey Louie?" he questioned; "Seventh Avenoo an' Twenty-seventh
-Street?"
-
-"That's th' ticket," replied Weasel-eye; "an' youse can cash on it."
-
-Ike the Blood hurried out the door.
-
-"Whitey Louie is Ike's closest pal," observed Whitey Dutch, explaining
-the hurried departure. "Will there be trouble?" I asked.
-
-"I don't t'ink so," said Slimmy. "It's four for one they'll lay down to
-Ike."
-
-"Don't put your swell bet on it!" came warningly from Whitey Dutch;
-"them Gophers are as tough a bunch as ever comes down the pike."
-
-"Tough nothin'!" returned Slimmy: "they'll be duck soup to Ike."
-
-"Why don't you look into it?" I asked, turning to my friend. As a
-taxpayer, I yearned for some return on that $16,000,000 a year which New
-York City pays for its police.
-
-That ornament of the Central Office yawned, and motioned to the waiter
-to bring his bill.
-
-"That sort of thing is up to the cop on the beat," said he.
-
-"Whitey an' me 'ud get in on it," explained Slimmy--his expression was
-one of half apology--"only you see we belong at th' other end of th'
-alley. We're Five Points; Ike an' Whitey Louie are Eastmans; an' in a
-clash between Eastmans an' Gophers, it's up to us to stand paws-off,
-see!"
-
-"That's straight talk," coincided Whitey.
-
-"Suppose, seeing it's stopped raining, we drift over there," said my
-friend, adjusting his Panama at the exact Central Office angle.
-
-As we journeyed along, I noticed Slimmy and Whitey Dutch across the
-street. It was already written that Whitey Dutch, himself, would be shot
-to death in the Stag before the year was out; but the shadow of that
-impending taking-off was not apparent in his face. Indeed, from that
-face there shone forth only pleasure in anticipation, and a lively
-interest.
-
-"They'd no more miss it than they'd miss a play at the theater,"
-remarked my friend, who saw where my glance was directed.
-
-About a ginmill, on the corner of Seventh Avenue and Twenty-seventh
-Street, a crowd had collected. A patrol wagon was backing up.
-
-An officer in uniform tossed a prisoner into the wagon, with no more
-ceremony than should attend the handling of a bag of bran.
-
-"It's Dubillier!" exclaimed Whitey Dutch, naming the prisoner.
-
-The two Five Pointers had taken position on the edge of the crowd,
-directly in front of my friend and me.
-
-"There's Ike!" said Slimmy, as two policemen were seen pushing their
-way towards the patrol wagon, Ike the Blood between them. "Them bulls
-is holdin' him up, too, an' his face is as pale as paper! By thunder,
-they've nailed him!"
-
-"I told you them Gophers were tough students," was the comment of Whitey
-Dutch.
-
-My friend began forcing his way forward. As he plowed through the crowd,
-Whitey Dutch and Slimmy, having advantage of his wake, kept close at his
-heels.
-
-Slimmy threw me a whispered word: "Be th' way th' mob is actin', I t'ink
-Ike copped one." Slimmy, before the lapse of many minutes, was again at
-my side, attended by Whitey Dutch. The pair wore that manner of quick
-yet neutral appreciation which belongs--we'll say--with such as English
-army officers visiting the battlefield of Santiago while the action
-between the Spaniards and the Americans is being waged. It wasn't their
-fight, it was an Eastman-Gopher fight, but as fullblown Five Pointers it
-became them vastly to be present. Also, they might learn something.
-
-"Ike dropped one," nodded Whitey Dutch, answering the question in my
-eye. "It's Ledwich."
-
-"What was the row about?" I asked.
-
-"Whitey Louie. The Gophers was goin' to hand it to him; but just then
-Ike comes through th' door on th' run, an' wit' that they outs wit'
-their rods an' goes to peggin' at him. Then Ike gets to goin' an' cops
-Ledwich."
-
-"Th' best th' Gophers can get," observed Slimmy--and his manner was as
-the manner of one balancing an account--"th' best th' Gophers can get is
-an even break; an' to do that they'll have to cash on Ike. Whitey Louie?
-He makes his get-away all right. Say, Whitey, let's beat it round to the
-Tenderloin Station, an' get th' finish."
-
-The finish was soon told. Ike the Blood lay dead on the station house
-floor; a bullet had drilled its dull way through his lungs. An officer
-was just telephoning his people in Chrystie Street.
-
-"Now do youse see?" said Whitey Dutch, correcting what he conceived to
-be Slimmy's skepticism; "that fortune tellin' skirt handed out th' right
-dope. 'One croaked!--Ike in th' hurry-up wagon!--no trial!' That's th'
-spiel she makes; an' it falls true, see!"
-
-"Ike oughter have dug down for another bone," returned Slimmy, more than
-half convinced; "she'd have put him hep to that bullet in his breather,
-mebby."
-
-"W'at good 'ud that have done?"
-
-"Good? If he'd got th' tip, he might have ducked--you can't tell."
-
-"It's a bad business," I commented to my friend, who had rejoined me.
-
-"It would be a good thing"--shrugging his cynical Central Office
-shoulders--"if, with a change of names, it could happen every day in
-the year. By the way, I forgot my umbrella; let's go back to the Bal
-Tabarin."
-
-
-
-
-V.--INDIAN LOUIE
-
-
-No one knew his real name, not even the police, and the police, let me
-tell you, know much more than they can prove. The Central Office never
-once had the pleasure of mugging and measuring and parading him at the
-morning bawling out, and the Mulberry Street records to the last were
-barren concerning him. For one brief space and only one did Mulberry
-Street nourish hopes. That was when he himself let it be thought that
-somewhere, sometime, somehow, he had taken some one's life. At this,
-Mulberry Street fairly shook the wide earth like a tablecloth in search
-of proof, but got not so much as one poor crumb of confirmation.
-
-It was at Big Jack's in Chatham Square that local history first laid
-eyes on him. Big Jack is gone now; the Committee of Fourteen decided
-upon him virtuously as an immoralist, handed him the fatal blue paper,
-and he perished. Jack Sirocco--who was himself blue-papered in a Park
-Row hour--keeps the place now.
-
-Starting from Big Jack's, he soon began to be known in Flynn's, and
-Nigger Mike's, and about the Chatham Club. When his pals spoke to him
-they called him Louie. When they spoke of him they called him Indian
-Louie, or Spanish Louie, to the end that he be identified among the
-hosts of East Side Louies, who were and are as many as the leaves on a
-large tree.
-
-Rumor made Indian Louie a native of South America, and his dark skin,
-black eyes, thin lips, high cheek-bones and high curved nose helped
-rumor out in this. Also, he was supposed to be of Spanish or Portuguese
-extraction.
-
-When Louie was buried, this latter assumption received a jolt. His
-funeral, conducted by a rabbi, was according to strictest Hebrew
-ceremonial.
-
-Two pieces of porcelain were laid upon his eyes, as intimating that he
-had seen enough. A feather, which a breath would have disturbed,
-was placed upon his upper lip. This was to evidence him as fully and
-conclusively dead, although on that point, in all conscience, the
-coroner's finding should have been enough. The flowers, which Gangland
-sent to prove its grief, were put aside because too gay and pleasant.
-The body was laid upon straw. A would-be pallbearer, since his name was
-Cohen, had to be excluded from the rites, as any orthodox Jew could have
-told him must be the case. For death and the dead are unclean; and a
-Cohen, who by virtue of his name is of the high-priest caste--Aaron was
-a Cohen--and tends the altars, must touch nothing, approach nothing,
-that is unclean. The funeral was scrupulously held before the second
-sun went down, and had to be hurried a little, because the morgue
-authorities, hobbled of red tape, move as slowly as the sea itself in
-giving up the dead. The coffin--of poorest pine--was knocked to pieces
-in the grave, before the clods of earth were shoveled in and the
-doomsday sods laid on. The garments of him who acted as principal
-mourner were faithfully torn; that is to say, the rabbi cut a careful
-slit in the lapel of that mourner's waistcoat where it wouldn't show.
-
-You will see from this, that every detail was holy by most ancient
-Jewish prescription. And the business led to talk. Those about Flynn's,
-Nigger Mike's and the Chatham Club, to say naught of members of the
-Humpty Jackson gang, and others who in his latter days had been near
-if not dear to him, confessed that it went far in contradiction of any
-Spanish or Portuguese ancestry for Louie.
-
-Louie was a mystery, and studied to be so. And to be a mystery is as
-difficult as being a hypocrite. One wrong word, one moment off your
-guard, and lo, a flood of light! The mystery vanishes, the hypocrisy is
-laid bare. You are no longer a riddle. Or, if so, then a riddle that has
-been solved. And he who was a riddle, but has been solved, is everywhere
-scoffed at and despised.
-
-Louie must have possessed a genius for mystery, since not once did he
-fall down in that difficult role. He denied nothing, confirmed nothing,
-of the many tales told about him. A waif-word wagged that he had been in
-the army, without pointing to any regiment; and that he had been in the
-navy, without indicating what boat. Louie, it is to be thought, somewhat
-fostered this confusion. It deepened him as a mystery, and made him more
-impressive.
-
-Louie was careful, also, that his costume should assist. He made up
-all in black--black shoes, black trousers, black coat, black hat of
-semi-sombrero type. Even in what may be spoken of as the matter of
-linen--although there was no linen about it--he adhered to that funereal
-hue, and in lieu of a shirt wore a sweater, collar close up to the
-chin, and all as black as his coat. As he walked the streets, black eyes
-challenging, threatening, from underneath the black, wide-rimmed hat, he
-showed not from top to toe a fleck of white.
-
-Among what tales went here and there concerning Louie, there was one
-which described him as the deadest of dead shots. This he accentuated by
-a brace of big Colt's pistols, which bore him constant company, daylight
-and dark. There was no evidence of his having used this artillery, no
-word of any killing to his perilous glory. Indeed, he couldn't have
-pointed to so much as one wounded man.
-
-Only once did those pistols come into play. Valenski's stuss house, in
-Third Avenue near Fourteenth Street, was put in the air. The hold-ups
-descended upon Valenski's, grabbed $80 which was on the table, and sent
-Valenski into his safe for $300 more. While this went on, Louie stood
-in the door, a gun in each fist, defying the gaping, staring, pop-eyed
-public to interfere. He ran no risk, as everyone well knew. The East
-Side, while valorous, never volunteers. There was no more chance of
-outside interference to save Valenski from being plundered, than of
-outside contributions to make him up another roll.
-
-The incident might have helped in building up for Louie a reputation,
-had it not been that all that was starkly heroic therein melted when,
-two days later, the ravished $380 was privily restored to Valenski, with
-the assurance that the entire business was a jest. Valenski knew
-nothing humorous had been intended, and that his bundle was returned in
-deference only to the orders of one high in politics and power. Also, it
-was the common feeling, a feeling no less cogent for not being put into
-words, that had Louie been of the wood from which champions are carved,
-the $380 would never have come back. To refrain from some intended
-stick-up upon grave orders given, might mean no more than prudence and
-a right discipline. But to send back money, once in actual hand and when
-the risk and work of which it stood the harvest had been encountered
-and performed, was to fly in the face of gang ethics. An order to that
-effect, however eminent its source, should have been met with stony
-refusal.
-
-There was one tale which should go, perhaps, to the right side of the
-reputational ledger, as indicating that Louie had nerve. Crazy Charlie
-was found dead in the mouth of a passageway, which opened off Mulberry
-Street near the Bowery. His throat had been cut from ear to ear. No one
-of sense supposed Louie did that throat slashing.
-
-Crazy Charlie was a hop-head, without a dollar in his jeans, and Louie
-never did anything except for money. He would no more have gone about a
-profitless killing, than he would have wasted time and effort by fishing
-in a bathtub.
-
-For all that, on the whispered hint of the Ghost--who himself was killed
-finally as a snitch--two plain-clothes men from the Eldridge Street
-station grabbed Louie. They did not tell him the reason of the pinch.
-Neither did they spread it on the books. The police have a habit of
-protecting themselves from the consequences of a foolish collar by a
-specious system of concealment, and put nothing on the blotter until
-sure.
-
-When searched at the desk, Louie's guns were discovered. Also, from
-inside his waistcoat was taken a seven-inch knife, which, as said the
-police sergeant, might have slit the windpipe of Crazy Charlie or any
-other bug. But, as anyone with eyes might see, the knife was as purely
-virginal as when it came from a final emery wheel in its far-off
-Sheffield home. It had slit nothing.
-
-Still, those plain-clothes dicks did not despair. They hoped to startle
-Louie into a confession. With a view to his moral and physical stampede,
-they conveyed Louie in a closed patrol wagon, at mirk midnight, to the
-morgue. He hadn't been told what he was charged with; he didn't know
-where he was going.
-
-The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the
-morgue before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
-plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was
-thick blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their
-wordless way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into
-position.
-
-Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
-
-There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
-dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
-across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on
-the dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
-plain-clothes escorts for a match.
-
-"Do you see this?" demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the
-dead head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
-
-The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard
-to achieve so little.
-
-"Yes," retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. "Also, I'll tell you bulls
-another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on
-this stiff all night an' smoke a pipe."
-
-Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
-morgue door.
-
-The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
-minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood
-off a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called
-upon the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This
-emigrant from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued
-that he might bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest
-frown, he demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would
-be the consequences of refusal.
-
-"Because," said Louie, "when I go out for anything I get it, see?"
-
-The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. "Come round in half an
-hour," said he, "when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have
-the cush ready for yez."
-
-Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing
-big-bellied stove.
-
-An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned.
-The poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the
-stove. There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking
-rear of Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to
-leap screechingly from a second-storey window.
-
-"That's phwy I puts th' windy up," explained the Wop; "I didn't want
-that chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!"
-he repeated with measureless contempt. "Let me tell youse ginks wan
-thing." This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. "If ever
-that bum shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether.
-Does he think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a
-full-blown Mick?"
-
-Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
-morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you
-might think.
-
-"For who," said the general voice, "would face and fight a white-hot
-poker?"
-
-On the whole, public sentiment was inclined to sustain Louie in that
-second-storey jump.
-
-From what has been written, it will not astonish you to hear that, upon
-the important matter of courage, Louie's place in society had not been
-absolutely fixed. Some said one thing, some another. There are game men
-in Gangland; and there exist others who aren't the real thing. Sardinia
-Frame believes, with the Irish Wop, that Louie belonged in the latter
-class. Also, Sardinia Frank is entitled to an opinion. For he was born
-in Mulberry Bend, and has himself been tried twice on charges of murder.
-
-It was Sardinia Frank, by the way, who smote upon Eat-'em-up Jack with
-that effective lead pipe, albeit, there being no proof, he was never
-arrested for it. No, he doesn't admit it, even among intimates and where
-such admission would be respected as sacred. But when joked concerning
-it, he has ever worn a cheerful, satisfied look--like the pictures
-of the cat that ate the canary--and while careful not to accept, was
-equally careful not to reject, the compliment implied. Moreover, when
-the dead Eat-'em-up-Jack was picked up, the lead pipe used to break his
-skull had been tucked jocosely under his arm. It was clear to knowing
-ones that none except Sardinia Frank would have thought of such a jest.
-To him it would have come readily enough, since death always appealed to
-his sense of humor.
-
-Clad in a Tuxedo and an open-face suit, Sardinia Frank, at the time
-I questioned him, was officiating as peace-preserver in the Normandie
-rathskeller. By way of opener, I spoke of his mission on the rathskeller
-earth.
-
-"I'm here to keep out everybody I know," said he simply.
-
-There was a pathetic side to this which, in his ingenuousness, Frank
-failed wholly to remark.
-
-"About Indian Louie?" I at last said.
-
-It was within an hour after Louie had been killed.
-
-"I'll tell youse about Louie," returned Frank. "Of course, he's dead,
-an' lyin' on a slab in th' morgue right now. They 'phoned me woid ten
-minutes ago. But that don't make no difference. He was a bluff; he
-wasn't th' goods. He went around wit' his hat over his eyes, bulldozin'
-everybody he could, an' lettin' on to be a hero. An' he's got what
-heroes get."
-
-"Did you ever get tangled up with him?" I asked.
-
-"Let me show you," and Frank became confidential. "This'll give youse a
-line. One time he's got two hundred bones. Mollie Squint climbs into a
-yap-wagon an' touches a rube for it. Louie takes it, an' plants it wit'
-Nigger Mike. That's about six months ago. Th' next night, me bein' wise
-to it, I chases to Mike an' says, 'Louie's over to Jigger's, pointin'
-stuss, an' he wants th' two hundred.' So Mike hands me th' dough. I
-splits it five ways wit' th' gang who's along, each of us gettin' his
-little old bit of forty dollars apiece.
-
-"Louie, when he finds out next day, makes an awful beef. He tells
-everybody he's goin' to hand it to me--goin' to cook me on sight, see? I
-hears of it, an' I hunts Louie up in Jack Sirocco's.
-
-"'Say, Louie,' I says, 'about that cookin' me. Th' bully way would be to
-come right now over to Hoboken, an' bump me off to-night. I'll go wit'
-youse. An' there won't be no hang-over, see; 'cause no one in Joisey'll
-care, an' no one in New York'll know.'
-
-"Do youse think Louie'll come? Not on your necktie! He didn't want me
-game--just wanted to talk, that's all.
-
-"'Not youse, Frank,' he said; 'I ain't gunnin' for youse. It's Nigger
-Mike; he's th' guy I'm goin' to croak. He oughtn't to have let youse
-have th' money.' No, of course, he don't go after Mike; that's simply
-his crawl.
-
-"Take it from me," Frank concluded, "Louie wasn't th' goods. He'd run a
-bluff, but he never really hoited a guy in his whole life. As I says, he
-goes about frownin', an' glarin', an' givin' people th' fiery eye, an'
-t'rowin' a chest, an' lettin' it go broadcast that he's a hero. An' for
-a finish he's got w'at heroes get."
-
-Such was the word of Sardinia Frank.
-
-When he fell with two bullets through his brain, and two more through
-his body, Louie had $170 in his pocket, $700 in his shoe, and $3,000
-in the Bowery Bank. This prosperity needn't amaze. There was, for one
-thing, a racket reason to be hereinafter set forth. Besides, Pretty
-Agnes and Mollie Squint both walked the streets in Louie's loved behalf,
-and brought him all in the way of riches that came to their lure. Either
-was sure for five dollars a day, and Mollie Squint, who could graft a
-little, once came in with $800. Both Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint most
-fiercely adored Louie, and well did he know how to play one loving heart
-against the other. Some say that of the pair he preferred Pretty Agnes.
-If so, he wasn't fool enough to let her find it out. She might have
-neglected her business to bask in his sweet society.
-
-Besides, when it came to that, Louie's heart was really given to
-a blonde burlesquer, opulent of charm. This _artiste_ snubbed and
-neglected Louie for the love of a stage manager. But she took and spent
-Louie's money, almost if not quite as fast as Pretty Agnes and Mollie
-Squint could bring it to him from the streets.
-
-Louie never made any place his hangout long. There was no element of
-loyalty in him, whether for man or for woman, and he went from friend
-to friend and gang to gang. He would stay nowhere, remain with no one,
-after his supremacy had been challenged. And such hardy natures as Biff
-Ellison, Jimmy Kelly, Big Mike Abrams, Chick Tricker and Jack Sirocco
-were bound to challenge it. They had a way, too, of putting the acid on
-an individual, and unless his fighting heart were purest gold they'd
-surely find it out. And Louie never stood the test. Thus, beginning at
-Big Jack's in Chatham Square, Louie went from hangout to hangout, mob to
-mob, until, working through Nigger Mike's, the Chatham Club and
-Sharkey's, he came at last to pal in with the Humpty Jackson guerrillas.
-
-These worthies had a stamping ground in a graveyard between First and
-Second Avenue, in the block bounded north and south by Twelfth and
-Thirteenth Streets. There Louie was wont to meet such select company as
-Monahokky, Nigger Ruhl, Candy Phil, the Lobster Kid, Maxie Hahn, and the
-Grabber. As they lolled idly among the tombstones, he would give them
-his adventures by flood and by field. Louie, besides being conceited,
-was gifted with an imagination and liked to hear himself talk. Not that
-he felt obliged to accuracy in these narrations. It was enough that he
-made them thrilling, and in their telling shed an effulgent ray upon
-himself.
-
-While he could entertain with his stories, Louie was never popular.
-There was that doubt about his courage. Also, he was too frugal. No one
-had ever caught the color of his money. Save in the avaricious instance
-of the big blonde burlesquer, as hungry as false, he held by the selfish
-theology that it is more blessed to receive than to give.
-
-Taking one reason and another, those about Louie at the finish were
-mainly the Humpty Jackson bunch. His best hangout of any fashion was the
-Hesper Club. Had Humpty Jackson remained with his own, Louie might
-have been driven, in search of comradeship, to go still further afield.
-Humpty was no weakling, and while on the surface a whining, wheedling,
-complaining cripple, owned his volcanic side, and had once shot it out,
-gun to gun and face to face, with no less a paladin than Jimmy Kelly.
-Louie would have found the same fault with Humpty that he had found with
-those others. Only Humpty didn't last long enough after Louie joined his
-forces. Some robbery came off, and a dull jury held Humpty responsible.
-With that, the judge sent him up for a long term of years, and there he
-sticks to-day. Humpty took the journey crying that he had been jobbed by
-the police. However that may have been, his going made it possible
-for Louie to remain with the Jacksons, and shine at those ghoulish,
-graveyard meetings, much longer than might otherwise have been the case.
-
-While Louie had removed to the remote regions about Fourteenth Street
-and Third Avenue, and was seldom seen in Chatham Square or Chinatown,
-he was not forgotten in those latter precincts. Jew Yetta brought up
-his name one evening in the Chatham Club, and spoke scornfully of him in
-conjunction with the opulent blonde.
-
-"That doll's makin' a farmer of Louie," was the view of Jew Yetta.
-
-"At that," remarked the Dropper--for this was in the days of his liberty
-and before he had been put away--"farmer or no farmer, it's comin'
-easier for him now than when he was in the navy, eatin' sow-belly out of
-a harness cask an' drinkin' bilge. W'at's that ship he says he's sailin'
-in, Nailer?" continued the Dropper. "Ain't it a tub called _Atalanta?_"
-
-"There never is a ship in the navy named _Atalanta_."
-
-This declaration, delivered with emphasis, emanated from old Jimmy, who
-had a place by himself in East Side consideration. Old Jimmy was about
-sixty, with a hardwood-finish face and 'possum-colored hair. He had been
-a river pirate in the old days, and roamed the midnight waters for what
-he might pick up. Those were times when he troubled the police, who
-made him trouble in return. But one day old Jimmy salvaged a rich man's
-daughter, who--as though to make his fortune--had fallen overboard from
-a yacht, and bored her small hole in the water within a rod or two of
-Jimmy's skiff. Certainly, he fished her out, and did it with a boat
-hook. More; he sagaciously laid her willowy form across a thwart, to
-the end that the river water flow more easily from her rosebud mouth.
-Relieved of the water, the rescued beauty thanked Jimmy profusely; and,
-for his generous part, her millionaire father proceeded to pension his
-child's preserver for life. The pension was twenty-five dollars a week.
-Coming fresh and fresh with every Monday, Jimmy gave up his piracies and
-no longer haunted in the name of loot the nightly reaches of the river.
-Indeed, he became offensively idle and honest.
-
-"No sir," repeated old Jimmy; "there never is a ship in our navy named
-_Atalanta_."
-
-"All th' same," retorted the dropper, "I lamps a yacht once w'at's
-called _Atalanta_."
-
-"An' who says No?" demanded old Jimmy, testily. "I'm talkin' about th'
-United States Navy. But speakin' of Louie, it ain't no cinch he's ever
-in th 'navy. I'd sooner bet he's been in jail."
-
-"An' if he was," said Jew Yetta, "there ain't no one here who's got
-anything on him."
-
-"W'at does Atalanta mean, anyway?" questioned the Dropper, who didn't
-like the talk of jails. "Is it a place?"
-
-"Nixie," put in Slimmy, the erudite, ever ready to display his learning.
-"Atalanta's the name of a skirt, who b'longs 'way back. She's some soon
-as a sprinter, too, an' can run her one hundred yards in better than ten
-seconds. Every god on Olympus clocked this dame, an' knew what she could
-do."
-
-"W'at's her story?" asked the Dropper.
-
-"It gets along, d'ye see, where Atalanta's folks thinks she ought to get
-married. But she won't have it; she'd sooner be a sprinter. With that,
-they crowd her hand; an' to get shut of 'em, she finally tacks it up on
-the bulletin board that she'll chase to th' altar only with some student
-who can beat her at a quarter mile dash. 'No lobsters need apply!' says
-she. Also, there's conditions. Under the rules, if some chump calls th'
-bluff, an' can't make good--if she lands him loses--her papa's headsman
-will be on th' job with his axe, an' that beaten gink'll get his block
-whacked off."
-
-"An' does any one go against such a game?" queried Jew Yetta.
-
-"Sure! A whole fleet of young Archibalds and Reginalds went up ag'inst
-it. They all lose; an' his jiblets wit' th' cleaver chops off their
-youthful beans.
-
-"But the luck turns. One day a sure-thing geek shows up whose monaker is
-Hippomenes. Hippy's a fly Indian; there ain't goin' to be no headsman in
-his. Hippy's hep to skirts, too, an' knows where th' board is off their
-fence. He organizes with three gold apples, see, an' every time little
-Atalanta Shootin' Star goes flashin' by, he chucks down one of 'em in
-front of her. She simply eats it up; she can't get by not one; an' she
-loses so much time grabbin' for 'em, Hippy noses in a winner."
-
-"Good boy!" broke forth the Dropper. "An' do they hook up?"
-
-"They're married; but it don't last. You see its Venus who shows Hippy
-how to crab Atalanta's act an' stakes him to th' gold apples. An' later,
-when he double-crosses Venus, that goddess changes him an' his baby mine
-into a-couple of lions."
-
-The Irish Wop had been listening impatiently. It was when Governor
-Hughes flourished in Albany, and the race tracks were being threatened.
-The Wop, as a pool-room keeper, was vastly concerned.
-
-"I see," said the Wop, appealing directly to old Jimmy as the East Side
-Nestor, "that la-a-ad Hughes is makin' it hot for Belmont an' Keene an'
-th' rist av th' racin' gang. Phwat's he so ha-a-ard on racin' for? Do
-yez look on playin' th' ponies as a vice, Jimmy?"
-
-"Well," responded old Jimmy with a conservative air, "I don't know as
-I'd call it a vice so much as a bonehead play."
-
-"They call it th' shpo-r-rt av kings," observed die Wop, loftily.
-
-Old Jimmy snorted. "Sport of kings!" said he. "Sport of come-ons,
-rather. Them Sport-of-kings gezebos 'll go on, too, an' give you a
-lot of guff about racin' bein' healthy. But they ain't sayin' a word
-concernin' th' mothers an' youngones livin' in hot two-room tenements,
-an' jumpin' sideways for grub, while th' husbands and fathers is blowin'
-in their bank-rolls in th' bettin' ring, an' gettin' healthy. An' th'
-little jocks, too--mere kids! I've wondered th' Gerries didn't get after
-'em. But I suppose th' Gerries know who to pass up, an' who to pinch, as
-well as th' oldest skipper on th' Force."
-
-"F'r all that," contended the Wop, stubbornly, "thim la-a-ads that's
-mixed up wit' th' racin' game is good feltys."
-
-"Good fellows," repeated old Jimmy with contempt. "I recollect seein' a
-picture once, a picture of a girl--a young wife, she is--lyin' with her
-head on an untouched dinner table--fallen asleep, poor thing! Th' clock
-in the picture is pointin' to midnight. There she's been waitin' with
-th' dinner she's cooked with her own little lovin' mitts, for that souse
-of a husband to come home. Under th' picture it says, 'For he's a jolly
-good fellow!'"
-
-"Somebody'd ought to have put a head on him!" quoth Jew Yetta, whose
-sympathies were both active and militant.
-
-"Say," went on Jimmy, "that picture gets on my nerves. A week later
-I'm down be th' old Delmonico joint at Twenty-sixth an' Broadway. It's
-meb-by one o'clock in th' mornin'. As I'm goin' by th' Twenty-sixt'
-Street door, out floats a fleet of Willies, stewed to the gills, singin'
-in honor of a dude who's in th' middle, 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'
-
-"'Who's that galoot?' I asks th' dub who's slammin' carriage doors at
-the curb. 'Is he a married man?'
-
-"'He's married all right," says th' door-slammin' dub.
-
-"Wit that I tears into him. It's a good while ago, an' I could slug
-a little. Be th' time th' copper gets there, I've got that jolly good
-fellow lookin' like he'd been caught whistlin' _Croppies Lie Down_ at
-Fiftieth Street an' Fift' Avenoo when th' Cathedral lets out."
-
-"Well, I'm not married," remarked the Wop, snappishly;--"I'm not
-married; I niver was married; an' I niver will be married aloive."
-
-"Did youse notice?" remarked the Dropper, "how they gets a roar out of
-old Boss Croker? He's for racin' all right."
-
-"Naturally," said old Jimmy. "Him ownin' race horses, Croker's for th'
-race tracks. He don't cut no ice."
-
-"How much do yez figger Croker had cleaned up, Jimmy, when he made his
-getaway for Ireland?" asked the Wop, licking an envious lip.
-
-"Without comin' down to book-keepin'," returned old Jimmy, carelessly,
-"my understandin' is that, be havin' th' whole wad changed into thousand
-dollar bills, he's able to get it down to th' dock on a dray."
-
-The Grabber came in. He beckoned Slimmy, and the two were at once
-immersed in serious whisperings.
-
-"What are youse two stews chinnin' about?" called out the Dropper
-lazily, from across the room. "Be youse thinkin' of orderin' th' beer?"
-
-"It's about Indian Louie," replied Slimmy, angrily. "Th' Grabber here
-says Louie's out to skin us."
-
-"Indian Louie," remarked the Wop, with a gleam in his little gray eye.
-"That's th' labberick w'at's goin' to shti-i-ick up me poolroom f'r thim
-fifty bones. Anny wan that'd have annything to do wit' a bum loike him
-ought to get skinned."
-
-"W'at's he tryin' to saw off on youse?" asked the Dropper.
-
-"This is th' proposition." It was the Grabber now. "Me an' Slimmy here
-goes in wit' Louie to give that racket last week in Tammany Hall. Now
-Louie's got th' whole bundle, an' he won't split it. Me an' Slimmy's
-been t'run down for six hundred good iron dollars apiece."
-
-"An' be yez goin' to let him get away wit' it?" demanded the Wop.
-
-"W'at can we do?" asked the Grabber, disconsolately.
-
-"It's that big blonde," declared Jew Yetta' with acrimony. "She's goin'
-through Louie for every dollar. I wonder Mollie Squint an' Pretty Agnes
-don't put her on th' fritz."
-
-The Hesper Club was in Second Avenue between Sixth and Seventh Streets.
-It was one o'clock in the morning when Indian Louie took his accustomed
-seat at the big table in the corner.
-
-"How's everybody?" he asked, easily. "I oversleeps meself, or I'd been
-here hours ago."
-
-"W'at tires you?" asked Candy Phil. Not that he cared, but merely by way
-of conversation.
-
-"It's th' big feed last night at Terrace Garden. I'm two days trainin'
-for it, an' all day gettin' over it. Them swell blowouts is something
-fierce!" and Louie assumed a wan and weary air, intended to be superior.
-
-"So you was at Terrace Garden?" said Nigger Ruhl.
-
-"Was I? Youse should have seen me! Patent leathers, white choker, and a
-diamond in th' middle of me three-sheet big enough to trip a dog."
-
-"There's nothin' in them dress suits," protested Maxie Hahn. "I'm
-ag'inst 'em; they ain't dimmycratic."
-
-"All th' same, youse've got to wear 'em at these swell feeds," said
-Candy Phil. "They'd give youse th' gate if you don't. An' as for not
-bein' dimmycratic"--Candy Phil had his jocose side--"they make it so you
-can't tell th' high-guys from th' waiters, an' if that ain't dimmycratic
-what is? Th' only thing I know ag'inst 'em is that youse can't go to th'
-floor wit' a guy in 'em. You've got to cut out th' scrappin', an' live
-up to the suit, see?" The Grabber strolled in, careless and smiling.
-Louie fastened him with eyes of dark suspicion, while Maxie Hahn, the'
-Lobster Kid and Candy Phil began pushing their chairs out of the line of
-possible fire. For they knew of those monetary differences.
-
-"Not a chance, sports," remarked the Grabber, reassuringly. "No one's
-goin' to start anything. Let's take a drink," and the Grabber beat upon
-the table as a sign of thirst. "I ain't after no one here."
-
-"Be youse alludin' to me, Grabber?" asked Louie, with a frown like a
-great cloud. "I don't like them cracks about startin' somethin'."
-
-"Keep your shoit on," expostulated the Grabber, clinking down the change
-for the round of beers; "keep your shoit on, Louie. I ain't alludin'
-at nobody nor nothin', least of all at youse. Besides, I just gets a
-message for you--only you don't seem in no humor to receive it."
-
-"Who's it from?" asked Louie.
-
-"It's Laura"--Laura was the opulent blonde--"Mollie Squint an' Pretty
-Agnes runs up on her about an hour ago at Twelfth Street an' Second
-Avenoo, an' Mollie bounces a brick off her coco. A copper comes along
-an' chases Mollie an' Pretty Agnes. I gets there as they're carry in'
-Laura into that Dago's joint be th' corner. Laura asks me if I sees
-youse to tell w'at's happened her; that's all."
-
-"Was Mollie and Agnes sloughed in?" asked Louie, whose practical mind
-went first to his breadwinners.
-
-"No, they faded into th' next street. Th' cop don't want to pinch 'em
-anyway."
-
-"About Laura; was she hoited much?"
-
-"Ten stiches, an' a week in Roosevelt Hospital; that's the best she can
-get."
-
-"I must chase round an' look her over," was Louie's anxious conclusion.
-"W'at's that Dago joint she's at?"
-
-"It's be th' corner," said the Grabber, "an' up stairs. I forgets the
-wop's monaker." As Louie hesitated over these vague directions, the
-Grabber set down his glass. "Say, to show there's no hard feelin', I'll
-go wit' youse."
-
-As Louie and the Grabber disappeared through the door, Candy Phil threw
-up both hands as one astonished to the verge of nervous shock.
-
-"Well, w'at do youse think of that?" he exclaimed. "I always figgered
-Louie had bats in his belfry; now I knows it. They'll croak him sure!"
-Nigger Ruhl and the Lobster Kid arose as though to follow. At this,
-Candy Phil broke out fiercely.
-
-"W'at's wrong wit' youse stews? Stick where you be!"
-
-"But they'll cook Louie!" expostulated the Lobster Kid.
-
-"It ain't no skin off your nose if they do. W'y should youse go buttin'
-in?"
-
-Louie and the Grabber were in Twelfth Street, hurrying towards Second
-Avenue. Not a soul, except themselves, was abroad. The Grabber walked on
-Louie's right, which showed that either the latter was not the gunplayer
-he pretended, or the word from Laura had thrown him off his guard.
-
-Suddenly, as the pair passed a dark hallway, the Grabber's left arm
-stole round Louie's neck.
-
-"About that dough, Louie!" hissed the Grabber, at the same time
-tightening his left arm.
-
-Louie half turned to free himself from the artful Grabber. As he did so,
-the Grabber's ready right hand brought his pistol into action, and
-one bullet and then another flashed through Louie's brain. A slim form
-rushed out of the dark hallway, and fired two bullets into Louie's body.
-Louie was dead before he struck the pavement.
-
-The Grabber, with his slim companion, darted through the dark hallway,
-out a rear door and over a back fence. Sixty seconds later they were
-quietly walking in Thirteenth Street, examples of law-abiding peace.
-
-"It was th' easiest ever, Slimmy!" whispered the Grabber, when he had
-recovered his breath. "I knew that stall about Laura'd fetch him."
-
-"Who was at th' Hesper Club?"
-
-"On'y Candy Phil, th' Lobster Kid an' two or three other blokes. Every
-one of 'em's a right guy. They won't rap."
-
-"Thim la-a-ads," remarked the Wop, judiciously, when he heard of Louie's
-taking off--"thim la-a-ads musht 'av lost their heads. There's six or
-seven hundred bones on that bum, an' they niver copped a splinter!"
-
-The word came two ways to the Central Office. One report said "Indian
-Louie" and another "Johnny Spanish." Detective O'Farrell invaded
-Chinatown, and dug up Big Mike Abrams, that the doubt might be removed.
-
-"It's Indian Louie, all right," said Big Mike, following a moment's
-silent survey of the rigid form. Then, in a most unlooked for vein of
-sentiment: "They all get here at last!"
-
-"That's no dream!" agreed the morgue attendant. "An', say, Mike"--he
-liked his joke as well as any other--"I've been expectin' you for some
-time."
-
-"Sure!" returned Big Mike, with a friendly grin; "I'll come chasin'
-along, feet foist, some mornin'. But don't forget that while I'm waitin'
-I'm workin'. I've sent two stiffs down here to youse already, to help
-keep you goin' till I comes. Accordin' to th' chances, however, me own
-turn oughtn't to be so very far away."
-
-Big Mike Abram's turn was just three weeks away.
-
-"Who were those two, Mike, you sent down here to the morgue?" asked
-O'Farrell, carelessly.
-
-O'Farrell had a catlike fame for slyness.
-
-"Say," grinned Big Mike, derisively; "look me over! I ain't wearin' no
-medals, am I, for givin' meself up to you bulls?"
-
-
-
-
-VI.--HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC
-
-
-In person he was tall, languid, slender, as neat as a cat, and his
-sallow face--over which had settled the opium pallor--was not an ugly
-face. Also, there abode such weakness, some good, and no harm in him.
-His constitution was rickety. In the winter he coughed and invited
-pneumonia; in the summer, when the sun poured down, he trembled on the
-brink of a stroke. But neither pneumonia nor sunstroke ever quite killed
-him.
-
-It was written that Jackeen would do that--Jackeen Dalton, _alias_
-Brady; and Jackeen did it with five bullets from an automatic-38. Some
-said that opium was at the bottom of it; others laid it to love. It is
-still greatly talked over in what pipe joints abound in Mott, Pell and
-Doyers, not to mention the wider Catherine Street, in the neighborhood
-of number Nineteen, where he had his flat and received his friends.
-
-They called him the Doc. Twenty years ago the Doc studied dentistry
-with his father, who flourished reputably as a tooth surgeon at the Troy
-Dental Parlors in Roosevelt Street. The father died before the Doc had
-been given a diploma; and the Doc, having meanwhile picked up the
-opium habit, was never able afterwards to see the use. Why should he be
-examined or ask for a license? What foolishness! Magnanimously waving
-aside every thought of the sort, he plunged into the practice of his
-cheerless art among those who went in and out of Chinatown, and who
-lived precariously by pocket-picking, porch-climbing, safe-blowing and
-all-round strong-arm methods; and, careless of the statute in such case
-made and provided, he proceeded to file and drill and cap and fill and
-bridge and plug and pull their aching cuspids, bicuspids and molars,
-and all with as quick an instinct and as deft a touch as though his eyes
-were sharpened and his hand made steady by the dental sheepskins of a
-dozen colleges. That he was an outlaw among tooth-drawers served only to
-knit him more closely to the hearts of his patients--themselves merest
-outlaws among men.
-
-The Doc kept his flat in Catherine Street as bright and burnished as
-the captain's cabin of a man-of-war. There was no prodigious wealth of
-furniture, no avalanche of ornament to overwhelm the taste. Aside from
-an outfit of dental tools, the most expensive belongings appeared to
-be what lamps and pipes and kindred paraphernalia were required in the
-smoking of opium.
-
-Those who visited the Doc were compelled to one formality. Before he
-would open his door, they must push the bell four times and four times
-tap on the panel. Thus did they prove their friendly identity. Lawful
-dentists, in their jealousy, had had the Doc arrested and fined,
-from time to time, for intromitting with the teeth of his fellow worms
-without a license. Hence that precautionary quartet of rings, followed
-by the quartet of taps, indicative that a friend and not a foe was at
-his gate.
-
-The Doc had many callers who came to smoke opium. For these he did
-divers kindly offices, mostly in the letter-writing line. As they
-reclined and smoked, they dictated while the Doc transcribed, and many
-and weird were the epistles from Nineteen Catherine Street which
-found their way into the mails. For this service, as for his opium
-and dentistry, the Doc's callers never failed to press upon him an
-honorarium. And so he lived.
-
-Love, that flowerlike sentiment for which--as some jurist once
-remarked of justice--all places are palaces, all seasons summer, is not
-incompatible with either dentistry or opium. The Doc had a sweetheart
-named Lulu. Lulu was very beautiful and very jealous. Also, she was
-broadly popular. All Chinatown made songs to the deep glories of her
-eyes, which were supposed to have excited the defeated envy of many
-stars. The Doc, in what odd hours he could snatch from tooth-drawing and
-opium-smoking, worshipped at the shrine of Lulu; and Lulu was wrapped up
-in the Doc. Number Nineteen Catherine Street served as their Garden of
-Eden.
-
-Now it is among the many defects of opium that it renders migratory the
-fancy. An ebon evidence of this was to be given at number Nineteen. The
-I love of the Doc became, as it were, pipe-deflected, and one day left
-Lulu, and, after a deal of fond circling, settled like some errant dove
-upon a rival belle called May.
-
-Likewise, there was a dangerous side to this dulcet, new situation. The
-enchanting May, when the Doc chose her for his goddess, vice Lulu thrown
-down, could not be described as altogether disengaged. Was she not also
-the goddess of Jackeen? Had not that earnest safe-robber laid his heart
-at her feet?
-
-Moreover, there were reasons even more substantial. The gentle May was
-in her way a breadwinner. When the fortunes of Jackeen were low, she
-became their mutual meal-ticket. May was the most expert shoplifter in
-all of broad New York. If not upon heart arguments, then upon arguments
-of the pocket, not to say stomach, Jackeen might be expected to fiercely
-resent any effort to win her love away.
-
-Jackeen?
-
-Not much is to be told by an appearance, although physiognomists have
-sung otherwise. The egg of the eagle is less impressive than the egg of:
-the goose. And yet it hotly houses in its heart an' eagle. The egg of
-the nightingale shows but-meanly side by side with the egg of the crow.
-And: yet it hides within its modest bosom the limpid music of the moon.
-
-So it is with men.
-
-Jackeen was not an imposing personality. But neither is the tarantula.
-He was five feet and an inch in stunted stature, and weighed a mean
-shadow under one hundred and ten pounds. Like the Doc--who had stolen
-his love away--Jackeen's hollow cheeks were of that pasty gray which
-speaks of opium. Also, from opium, the pupils of his vermin eyes
-had become as the points of two dull pins. Shrivelled, degenerate, a
-tattered rag of humanity, Jackeen was none the less a perilous spirit,
-and so the Doc--too late--would learn.
-
-From that Eden at Nineteen Catherine Street, the fair Lulu had been put
-into the street. This was to make pleasant room for the visits of the
-fairer May. Jackeen was untroubled, knowing nothing about it. He was for
-the moment too wholly engaged, being in the throes of a campaign against
-the Savoy theatre safe, from which strongbox he looked forward to a
-harvest of thousands.
-
-The desolate Lulu went everywhere seeking Jackeen, to tell him of his
-wrongs. Her search was vain; those plans touching the Savoy safe had
-withdrawn him from his accustomed haunts. One night, however, the safe
-was blown and plundered. Alas and alack! Jackeen's share, from those
-hoped-for thousands, dwindled to a paltry sixty dollars--not enough for
-a single spree!
-
-In his resentment, Jackeen, with the aid of a bevy of friends,
-hastily stuck-up a wayfarer, whom he met in Division Street. The
-wayfarer's pockets proved empty. It was even more of a waterhaul than
-had been the Savoy safe. The double disappointment turned Jackeen's
-mood to gall and it was while his humor was thus bilious that he one day
-walked into the Chatham Club.
-
-There was a distinguished company gathered at the Chatham Club. Nannie
-Miller, Blinky the Lob-bygow, Dago Angelo, Roxie, Jimida, Johnny Rice,
-Stagger, Jimmy Foy, and St. Louis Bill--all were there. And these were
-but a handful of what high examples sat about the Chatham Club, and with
-calls for beer, and still more beer, kept Nigger Mike and his assistants
-on the joyful jump.
-
-When Jackeen came in, Mike greeted him warmly, and placed a chair next
-to that of Johnny Rice. Conversation broke out concerning the dead
-and departed Kid Twist. While Twist was an Eastman and an enemy of
-Roxie--himself of the Five Points--the latter was no less moved to speak
-in highest terms of him. He defended this softness by remarking:
-
-"Twist's dead, see! An' once a guy's been put to bed wit' a shovel, if
-youse can't speak well of him youse had better can gabbin' about him
-altogether. Them's my sentiments."
-
-Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded
-this, and ordered beer.
-
-Twist--according to the veracious Roxie--had not been wanting in
-brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious
-when he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard
-against raids by the police.
-
-Upon another occasion, strictly commercial--so said Roxie--Twist had
-displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller.
-Baby Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept
-a grogshop in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke
-that cherubic publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
-
-Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
-
-"What's up?" demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
-
-"Well," vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, "there's a party chases in,
-smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid."
-
-The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
-
-"It's straight," chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
-dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold
-and precious stones.
-
-"What started youse, Twist?" asked a friend.
-
-"It's this way," explained Twist. "I'm introducin' a celery
-bitters--because there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks
-him to buy. He hands me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the
-bum. After this, when I come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see!
-Sure, I cops an order for two cases from Flax before I leaves."
-
-Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
-gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
-sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
-vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five
-Points, had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no
-less he served them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland
-etiquette of the gangs.
-
-One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer
-flowed on unchecked.
-
-At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
-statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
-merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the
-damper for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
-
-Mike was powerless.
-
-As was well said by Roxie: "W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
-cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
-him for bein' open after hours."
-
-Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another
-day.
-
-"W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?" asked St. Louis Bill, for
-there was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his
-laugh.
-
-Nigger Mike proceeded to lay bare the causes of that queerness. While
-engaged in a joint debate--years ago, it was--with a gentleman given as
-much to sudden petulances as to positive views, he had lost three of his
-teeth. Their place had been artifically but not artistically supplied.
-
-"An' lately they've been feelin' funny," explained Mike, alluding to the
-supplemental teeth, "an' I toins 'em over to th' Doc to fix. That guy
-who made 'em for me foist must have been a bum dentist. An' at that,
-w'at do you t'ink he charges? I'm a Dutchman if he don't lash me to th'
-mast for forty bucks! He says th' gold plate is wort' twenty."
-
-"Well, Mike," said Nannie Miller, who'd been listening, "I don't want
-to make you sore, but on the level you talk like your mouth is full of
-mush. I'd make th' Doc come through wit' 'em as soon as I could."
-
-"He says he'll bring 'em in to-morry," returned Mike.
-
-"It's ten to one you don't see 'em for a week," declared the pessimistic
-St. Louis Bill. "Youse can't tell nothin' about them hop-heads. They say
-'to-morry' when they mean next year."
-
-St. Louis Bill, being virtuously superior to opium, never lost a chance
-to speak scornfully of those who couldn't make that boast.
-
-Mike, at the discouraging view expressed, became doleful. "Say," he
-observed, "I'd look like a sucker, wouldn't I, if anything happens th'
-Doc, an' I don't get 'em?"
-
-St. Louis Bill assured Mike that he would indeed look like a sucker,
-and re-declared his conviction--based upon certain occult creepings and
-crawlings in his bones--that Mike had seen the last of those teeth.
-
-"Take my steer," said St. Louis Bill in conclusion; "treat them teeth
-you gives th' Doc as a dead issue, an' go get measured for some more.
-Twenty dollars wort' of gold, you says! It ain't no cinch but the Doc's
-hocked 'em for hop."
-
-"Nothin' to that!" returned Mike, decisively. "Th' Doc's a square guy.
-Them teeth is all safe enough. Only, as you says, bein' he hits the
-pipe, he may be slow about chasin' in wit' 'em."
-
-While Nigger Mike and his guests are in talk, run your eye over the
-scene. Those citizens of Gangland assembled about the Chatham Club
-tables would have made a study, and mayhap a chapter, for Lombroso.
-Speaking generally, they are a stunted litter, these gangmen, and seldom
-stand taller than five feet four. Their weight wouldn't average one
-hundred and twenty pounds. They are apt to run from the onslaught of an
-outsider. This is not perhaps from cowardice; but they dislike exertion,
-even the exertion of fighting, and unless it be to gain money or spoil,
-or a point of honor is involved--as in their duels and gang wars--they
-back away from trouble. In their gang battles, or when fighting the
-police, their strategy is to lie flat on the ground and shoot. Thus
-they save themselves a clubbing, and the chances from hostile lead are
-reduced.
-
-To be sure there are exceptions. Such as Chick Tricker, Ike the Blood,
-Big Mike Abrams, Jack Sirocco, the Dropper, and the redoubtable Jimmy
-Kelly never fly and always fight. No one ever saw their backs.
-
-You are inclined to doubt the bloody character of those gang battles.
-Why doesn't one hear of them?--you ask. Because the police conceal as
-much as may be all word and all sign of them. For the public to know
-might get the police criticized, and they are granted enough of that
-without inviting it through any foolish frankness. The hospitals,
-however, will tell you of a weekly average of fifty patients, suffering
-from knife or gun-shot wounds, not to name fractures born of bottles,
-bricks and blackjacks. A bottle judiciously wielded, or a beer stein
-prudently broken in advance to assure a jagged edge, is no mean weapon
-where warriors are many and the fields of battle close.
-
-While Roxie rattled on, and the others gave interested ear, Jackeen was
-commenting in discouraged whispers to Johnny Rice on those twin setbacks
-of the Division Street stick-up and the Savoy safe.
-
-"It looks like nobody's got any dough," replied Rice, in a spirit of
-sympathy. "Take me own self. I ain't made a touch youse could call a
-touch, for a mont' of Sundays. Me rag, Josie, an' I was chin-nin' about
-it on'y last night, an' Josie herself says she never sees th' town so
-dead."
-
-"It's somethin' fierce!" returned Jackeen, moodily.
-
-More beer, and a moment of silence.
-
-"W'at's you' goil May doin'?" asked Rice.
-
-"She's graftin' a little," responded Jackeen; "but w'at wit' th' stores
-full of private dicks a booster can't do much."
-
-"Well, you can bet May ought to know!" returned Rice. "As a derrick,
-she' got the Darby Kid an' the best of 'em beat four ways from th' jack.
-She could bring home th' bacon, if any of them hoisters could."
-
-Then appeared Lulu the houseless--Lulu, the forlorn and outcast Eve of
-that Catherine Street Eden!
-
-Lulu stood a polite moment behind the chair of Jackeen. At a lull in the
-talk, she whispered a word in his ear. He looked up, nodded, and then
-followed her out into Doyers Street.
-
-"It's this way," said Lulu. "May's copped th' Doc from me, see! An'
-she's givin' you the cross, Jackeen. You ought to hand her out a good
-heatin'. She's over hittin' the pipe wit' th' Doc right now."
-
-"G'wan!" came jealously from Jackeen.
-
-"Honest! You come wit' me to number Nineteen, an' I'll show youse."
-
-Jackeen paused as though weighing the pros and cons.
-
-"Let me go get Ricey," he said at last. "He's got a good nut, an' I'll
-put th' play up to him."
-
-"All right," responded Lulu, impatient in her desolation; "but get a
-move on! I've wised you; an' now, if you're any good at all, you'll
-take May out of number Nineteen be th' mop. W'at license has she, or any
-other skirt for that matter, got to do me out of me Doc?"
-
-The last ended in a howl.
-
-Leaving Lulu in the midst of her complaints, Jackeen wheeled back into
-the Chatham Club for a word with Rice. Even during his absence, a change
-had come over the company. He found Rice, St. Louis Bill and Nannie
-Miller, holding anxious confab with a ratfaced person who had just come
-in.
-
-"See here, Jackeen," said St. Louis Bill in an excited whisper, "there's
-been a rap about that Savoy safe trick, an' th' bulls are right now
-lookin' for th' whole mob. They say it's us, too, who put that rube in
-the air over in Division Street."
-
-"An' th' question is," broke in Nannie Miller, who was quick to act, "do
-we stand pat, or do we do a lammister?"
-
-"There's on'y one answer to that," said St. Louis Bill. "For my end of
-it I'm goin' to lamm."
-
-Jackeen had May and his heart troubles upon the back of his regard.
-Still he heard; and he arrived at a decision. He would run--yes;
-for flight was preferable to four stone walls. But he must have
-revenge--revenge upon the Doc and May.
-
-"Wit' th' bulls after me, an' me away, it 'ud be comin' too soft for
-'em," thought Jackeen.
-
-"W'at do youse say?" asked St. Louis Bill, who was getting nervous.
-
-"How did youse get the woid?" demanded Jackeen, turning upon Ratface. It
-was he who had brought the warning.
-
-"I'm a stool for one of the bulls," replied Ratface, "an' it's him tells
-me you blokes is wanted, see!"
-
-"So you're stoolin' for a Central Office cop?"
-
-Jackeen's manner was fraught with suspicion. "How do we know you're
-givin' us th' correct dope?"
-
-"Miller knows me," returned Ratface, "an' so does Bill. They'll tell
-youse I'm a right guy. That stool thing is only a stall. I gets more out
-of the bull than he gets out of me. Sure; I give him a dead one now an'
-then, just be way of puttin' in a prop for meself. But not youse;--w'en
-it's any of me friends I puts 'em hep, see!"
-
-"Do you sign for this duck?" demanded Jackeen of St. Louis Bill. "He's a
-new one on me."
-
-"Take it from me, he's all right," said St. Louis Bill, decisively.
-"Why, you ought to know him, Jackeen. He joined out wit' that mob of
-gons Goldie Louie took to Syracuse last fall. He's no farmer, neither;
-Ricey there ain't got nothin' on him as a tool."
-
-This endorsement of Ratface settled all doubt. Jackeen's mind was made
-up. Addressing the others, he said:
-
-"Fade's the woid! I'll meet youse over in Hoboken to-night at Beansey's.
-Better make th' ferry one at a time."
-
-"W'at do youse want to wait till night for?" asked Nannie Miller. "Th'
-foist t'ing you know you'll get th' collar."
-
-"I'm goin' to take the chance, though," retorted Jackeen. "It's some
-private business of me own. An' say"--looking at Rice--"I want a pal.
-Will youse stick, Ricey?"
-
-"Sure, Mike!" said Rice, who had nerve and knew how to be loyal.
-
-Thus it was adjusted. Ratface went his way, to exercise his gifts
-of mendacity upon his Central Office principal, while the others
-scattered--all save Jackeen and Rice.
-
-Jackeen gave his faithful friend the story of his wrongs.
-
-"I wouldn't have thought it of the Doc," was the pensive comment of
-Rice. He had exalted the Doc, because of his book learning, and groaned
-to see his idol fall. "No, I wouldn't have guessed it of him! Of course,
-it's different wit' a doll. They'd double-cross their own mothers."
-
-Over in Catherine Street at number Nineteen the Doc was teaching May how
-to cook opium. The result fell below the Doc's elevated notions.
-
-"You aren't to be compared with Lulu," he complained, as he trimmed the
-peanut-oil lamp. "All Chinatown couldn't show Lulu's equal for cooking
-hop. She had a genius for it."
-
-The Doc took the needle from May, and cooked for himself. May looked
-discouraged and hurt.
-
-"It's all right," said the Doc, dreamily, replying to the look of
-injury. "You'll get it right in time, dear. Only, of course, you'll
-never quite equal Lulu; that would be impossible."
-
-The Doc twirled the little ball of opium in the flame of the lamp,
-watching the color as it changed. May looked on as upon the labors of a
-master.
-
-"I'll smoke a couple of pipes," vouchsafed the Doc; "then I must get
-to work on Nigger Mike's, teeth. Mike's a good fellow; they're all
-good fellows over at the Chatham Club," and the Doc sank back upon the
-pallet.
-
-There was the sound of someone in the hall. Then came those calmative
-four rings and four taps.
-
-"That's Mike now," said the Doc, his eyes half closed. "Let him in; I
-suppose he's come for his teeth. I'll have to give him a stand-off.
-Mike ought to have two sets of teeth. Then he could wear the one while
-I'm fixing the other. It's a good idea; I'll tell him."
-
-May, warned by some instinct, opened the door but a timorous inch. What
-she saw did not inspire confidence, and she tried with all her little
-strength to close and bolt it.
-
-Too late!
-
-The door was flung inward, and Jackeen, followed by Rice, entered the
-room. They paid no heed to the opium fumes; almost stifling they were,
-but Jackeen and Rice had long been used to them.
-
-May gazed at Jackeen like one planet-struck. The Doc, moveless on the
-pallet, hardly raised his opium-weighted lids.
-
-"This is a fine game I'm gettin'!"
-
-Jackeen sneered out the words. The Doc pulled tranquilly at his pipe;
-while May stood voiceless, staring with scared eyes.
-
-"I'd ought to peg a bullet into you," continued Jackeen, addressing May.
-
-He had drawn his heavy gun. May stood as if the sight of the weapon had
-frozen her. Jackeen brought it down on her temple. The Doc never moved.
-Peace--the peace of the poppy--was on his brow and in his heart. May
-fell to the floor, her face a-reek with blood.
-
-"Now you've got yours!" said Jackeen.
-
-May struggled unsteadily to her feet, and began groping for the door.
-
-"That ought to do youse till I get back," was Jackeen's good-by. "You'll
-need a few stitches for that."
-
-Unruffled, untroubled, the Doc drew blandly at the mouthpiece of the
-pipe.
-
-Jackeen surveyed him.
-
-"Go on!" cried Rice; "hand it to him, if you're goin' to!"
-
-Rice was becoming fretted. He hadn't Jackeen's sustaining interest.
-Besides, he was thinking of that word from the Central Office, and how
-much safer he would be with Beansey, on the Hoboken side of the Hudson.
-
-Jackeen took a step nearer. The Doc smiled, eyes just showing through
-the dreamy lids.
-
-"Turn it loose!" cried Rice.
-
-The gun exploded five times, and five bullets ploughed their way into
-the Doc's body.
-
-Not a cry, not a movement! The bland, pleased smile never left the
-sallow face. With his mouth to the pipestem, the Doc dreamed on.
-
-In the street, Jackeen and Rice passed Lulu. As they brushed by her,
-Rice fell back a pace and whispered:
-
-"He croaked th' Doc."
-
-Lulu gave a gulping cry and hurried on.
-
-"Is that you, Lulu?" asked the Doc, his drug-uplifted soul untouched,
-untroubled by what had passed, and what would come. Still, he must have
-dimly known; for his next words, softly spoken, were: "I'm sorry about
-Mike's teeth! Cook me a pill, dear; I want one last good smoke."
-
-
-
-
-VII.--LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER
-
-
-It was a perfect day for a funeral. The thin October air had in it a
-half-chill, like the cutting edge of the coming winter, still six weeks
-away. The leaves, crisp and brown from early frosts, seemed to rustle
-approval of the mournful completeness of things.
-
-Florists' shops had been ransacked, greenhouses laid waste, the leading
-carriages were moving jungles of blossoms. It was magnificent, and
-as the procession wound its slow way into Calvary, the heart of the
-undertaker swelled with pride. Not that he was justified; the glory
-was the glory of Paper-Box Johnny, who stood back of all this gloomy
-splendor with his purse.
-
-"Remember," was Paper-Box's word to the undertaker, "I'm no piker, an'
-neither was Phil; so wade in wit' th' bridle off, an' make th' spiel
-same as if you was buryin' yourself."
-
-Thus exhorted, and knowing the solvency of Paper-Box, the undertaker had
-no more than broken even with his responsibilities.
-
-Later, Paper-Box became smitten of concern because he hadn't thought to
-hire a brass band. A brass band, he argued, breathing Chopin's Funeral
-March, would have given the business a last artistic touch.
-
-"I'd ought to have me nut caved in for forget-tin' it," he declared;
-"but Phil bein' croaked like he was, got me rattled. I'm all in th' air
-right now! Me head won't be on straight ag'in for a mont'."
-
-In the face of Paper-Box's self-condemnation, ones expert in those
-sorrowful matters of crape and immortelles, averred that the funeral was
-a credit to Casey, and regrets were expressed that the bullet in that
-dead hero's brain forbade his sitting up in the hearse and enjoying what
-was being done in his honor.
-
-As the first shovelful of earth awoke the hollow responses of the
-coffin, there occurred what story writers are fond of describing as a
-dramatic incident. As though the hollow coffin-note had been the dead
-voice of Casey calling, Dago Frankie knelt at the edge of the grave.
-Lifting his hands to heaven, he vowed to shed without mercy the blood of
-Goldie Louie and Brother Bill Orr, on sight. The vow was well received
-by the uncovered ring of mourners, and no one doubted but Casey's
-eternal slumbers would be the sounder for it.
-
-In the beginning, she went by the name of Leoni; the same being
-subsequently lengthened, for good and sufficient reasons, to Leoni the
-Trouble Maker. As against this, however, her monaker, with the addition,
-"Badger," as written upon her picture--gallery number 7409--to be found
-in that interesting art collection maintained by the police, was given
-as Mabel Grey.
-
-Leoni--according to Detective Biddinger of that city's Central
-Office--was born in Chicago, upon a spot not distant from the banks of
-the classic Drainage Canal. She came to New York, and began attracting
-police attention about eight years ago. In those days, radiant as a
-star, face of innocent beauty, her affections were given to an eminent
-pickpocket known and dreaded as Crazy Barry, and it was the dance she
-led that bird-headed person's unsettled destinies which won her the _nom
-de cour_ of Trouble Maker.
-
-It was unfortunate, perhaps, since it led to many grievous
-complications, that Leoni's love lacked every quality of the permanent.
-Hot, fierce, it resembled in its intensity a fire in a lumber yard.
-Also, like a fire in a lumber yard, it soon burned itself out. Her heart
-was as the heart of a wild goose, and wondrous migratory.
-
-Having loved Crazy Barry for a space, Leoni turned cool, then cold, then
-fell away from him altogether. At this, Crazy Barry, himself a volcano
-of sensibility, with none of Leoni's saving genius to grow cold, waxed
-wroth and chafed.
-
-While in this mixed and storm-tossed humor, he came upon Leoni in the
-company of a fellow gonoph known as McTafife. In testimony of what
-hell-pangs were tearing at his soul, Crazy Barry fell upon McTaffe, and
-cut him into red ribbons with a knife. He would have cut his throat, and
-spoke of doing so, but was prevailed upon to refrain by Kid Jacobs, who
-pointed out the electrocutionary inconveniences sure to follow such a
-ceremony.
-
-"They'd slam youse in th' chair, sure!" was the sober-headed way that
-Jacobs put it.
-
-Crazy Barry, one hand in McTafife's hair, had drawn the latter's head
-across his knee, the better to attend to the throat-cutting. Convinced,
-however, by the words of Jacobs, he let the head, throat all unslashed,
-fall heavily to the floor. After which, first wiping the blood from
-his knife on McTafife's coat--for he had an instinct to be neat--he
-lam-mistered for parts unknown, while McTafife was conveyed to the New
-York Hospital. This chanced in the Sixth Avenue temple of entertainment
-kept by the late Paddy the Pig.
-
-Once out of the hospital and into the street, McTafife and the fair
-Leoni found no trouble in being all the world to one another. Crazy
-Barry was a thing of the past and, since the Central Office dicks wanted
-him, likely to remain so.
-
-McTafife was of the swell mob. He worked with Goldie Louie, Fog-eye
-Howard and Brother Bill Orr. Ask any Central Office bull, half learned
-in his trade of crook-catcher, and he'll tell you that these names are
-of a pick-purse peerage. McTaffe himself was the stinger, and personally
-pinched the poke, or flimped the thimble, or sprung the prop, of
-whatever boob was being trimmed. The others, every one a star, were
-proud to act as his stalls; and that, more than any Central Office
-assurance, should show how near the top was McTaffe in gonoph
-estimation.
-
-Every profession has its drawbacks, and that of picking pockets
-possesses several. For one irritating element, it is apt to take the
-practitioner out of town for weeks on end. Some sucker puts up a roar,
-perhaps, and excites the assiduities of the police; or there is a prize
-fight at Reno, or a World's Fair at St. Louis, or a political convention
-at Chicago, or a crowd-gathering tour by some notable like Mr. Roosevelt
-or Mr. Taft, which gives such promise of profit that it is not to be
-refused. Thus it befell that McTaffe, with his mob, was greatly abroad
-in the land, leaving Leoni deserted and alone.
-
-Once McTaffe remained away so long that it caused Leoni uneasiness, if
-not alarm.
-
-"Mack's fell for something," was the way she set forth her fears to
-Big Kitty: "You can gamble he's in hock somewheres, or I'd have got the
-office from him by wire or letter long ago."
-
-When McTaffe at last came back, his face exhibited pain and defeat. He
-related how the mob had been caught in a jam in Chihuahua, and Goldie
-Louie lagged.
-
-"The rest of the fleet managed to make a getaway," said McTaffe, "all
-but poor Goldie. Those Greasers have got him right, too; he's cinched
-to do a couple of spaces sure. When I reached El Paso, I slimmed me roll
-for five hundred bucks, an' hired him a mouthpiece. But what good is a
-mouthpiece when there ain't the shadow of a chance to spring him?"
-
-"So Goldie got a rumble, did he?" said Leoni, with a half sigh.
-
-Her tones were pensive to the verge of tears; since her love for Goldie
-was almost if not quite equal to the love she bore McTaffe.
-
-Goldie Louie lay caged in the Chihuahua calaboose, and Sanky Dunn
-joined out with McTaffe and the others in his place. With forces thus
-reorganized, McTaffe took up the burdens of life again, and--here one
-day and gone the next--existence for himself and Leoni returned to
-old-time lines.
-
-Leoni met Casey. With smooth, dark, handsome face, Casey was the
-superior in looks of either McTaffe or Goldie Louie. Also, he had fame
-as a gun-fighter, and for a rock-like steadiness under fire. He was
-credited, too, by popular voice, with having been busy in the stirring,
-near vicinity of events, when divers gentlemen got bumped off. This had
-in it a fascination for Leoni, who--as have the ladies of every age and
-clime--dearly loved a warrior. Moreover, Casey had money, and, unlike
-those others, he was always on the job. This last was important to
-Leoni, who at any moment might find herself at issue with the powers,
-and Casey, because of his political position, could speak to the judge.
-
-Leoni loved Casey, even as she had aforetime loved McTaffe, Goldie Louie
-and Crazy Barry. True, Casey owned a wife. But there arose nothing in
-his conduct to indicate it; and since he was too much of a gentleman to
-let it get in any one's way, Leoni herself was so generous as to treat
-it as a technicality.
-
-McTaffe and his mob returned from a losing expedition through the West.
-Leoni asked as to results.
-
-"Why," explained McTaffe, sulkily, "th' trip was not only a waterhaul,
-but it leaves me on the nut for twelve hundred bones."
-
-McTaffe turned his pockets inside out, by way of corroboration.
-
-While thus irritated because of that financial setback, McTaffe heard
-of Leoni's blushing nearness to Casey. It was the moment of all moments
-when he was least able to bear the blow with philosophy.
-
-And McTaffe stormed. Going farther, and by way of corrective climax, he
-knocked Leoni down with a club. After which--according to eye-witnesses,
-who spoke without prejudice--he proceeded to beat her up for fair.
-
-Leoni told her adventures to Casey, and showed him what a harvest of
-bruises her love for him had garnered. Casey, who hadn't been born and
-brought up in Mulberry Bend to become a leading light of Gangland for
-nothing, took his gun and issued forth on the trail of McTaffe. McTaffe
-left town. Also, that he didn't take his mob with him proved that
-not graft, but fear of Casey, was the bug beneath the chip of his
-disappearance.
-
-"He's sherried," Casey told Leoni, when that ill-used beauty asked if he
-had avenged her bruises. "But he'll blow in ag'in; an' when he does I'll
-cook him."
-
-Goldie Louie came up from Chihuahua, his yellow hair shot with gray,
-the prison pallor in the starved hollows of his cheeks. Mexicans are
-the most merciless of jailers. Fog-eye Howard, who was nothing if not
-a gossip, wised him up as to Leoni's love for Casey. In that connection
-Fog-eye related how McTaffe, having rebuked Leoni's heart wanderings
-with that convincing club, had now become a fugitive from Casey's gun.
-
-Having heard Fog-eye to the end, Goldie faithfully hunted up Leoni and
-wore out a second club on her himself. Again did Leoni creep to Casey
-with her woes and her wrongs, and again did that Knight of Mulberry Bend
-gird up his fierce loins to avenge her.
-
-Let us step rearward a pace.
-
-After the Committee of Fourteen, in its uneasy purities, had caused
-Chick Tricker's Park Row license to be revoked, Tricker, seeking a
-livelihood, became the owner of the Stag in Twenty-eighth Street, just
-off Broadway. That license revocation had been a financial jolt, and
-now in new quarters, with Berlin Auggy, whom he had brought with him
-as partner, he was striving, in every way not likely to invoke police
-interference to re-establish his prostrate destiny.
-
-It was the evening next after the one upon which Goldie Louie, following
-the example of the vanished McTaffe, had expressed club-wise his
-disapproval of Leoni's love for Casey. The Stag was a riot of life and
-light and laughter; music and conversation and drink prevailed. In the
-rear room--fenced off from the bar by swinging doors--was Goldie Louie,
-together with Fog-eye Howard, Brother Bill Orr and Sanky Dunn. There,
-too, Whitey Dutch was entertaining certain of the choicest among the
-Five Pointers. Scattered here and there were Little Red, the Baltimore
-Rat, Louis Buck, Stager Bennett, Jack Cohalan, the Humble Dutchman, and
-others of renown in the grimy chivalry of crime. There were fair ones,
-too, and the silken sex found dulcet representation in such unchallenged
-belles as Pretty Agnes, Jew Yetta, Dutch Ida, and Anna Gold. True, an
-artist in womanly beauty might have found defects in each of these. And
-if so? Venus had a mole on her cheek, Helen a scar on her chin.
-
-Tricker was not with his guests at the Stag that night. His father
-had been reported sick, and Tricker was in filial attendance at the
-Fourteenth Street bedside of his stricken sire. In his absence, Auggy
-took charge, and under his genial management beer flowed, coin came in,
-and all Stag things went moving merrily.
-
-Whitey Dutch, speaking to Stagger Bennett concerning Pioggi, aforetime
-put away in the Elmira Reformatory for the Coney Island killing of
-Cyclone Louie and Kid Twist, made quite a tale of how Pioggi, having
-served his time, had again shown up in town. Whitey mentioned, as a
-matter for general congratulation, that Pioggi's Elmira experience had
-not robbed him of his right to vote, as would have been the blighting
-case had he gone to Sing Sing.
-
-"There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow," grumbled
-the Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. "I've been up th'
-river twict, an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them
-law-makin' stiffs is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a
-pain!"
-
-The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
-
-Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
-Office representative who performed towards them in the triple role of
-guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
-males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and
-Fine Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
-graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while
-their proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and
-princely ease.
-
-"It's an honor, loides an' gents," said Auggy, "merely to see your maps
-in the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house.
-Your dough don't go here, see!"
-
-The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If
-they could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
-liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their
-visit, after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears
-afire.
-
-Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to
-their slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said
-goodbye. They must drop in--they explained--at the Haymarket, just
-around the corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but
-was visibly relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
-
-"I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something," said Auggy,
-"an' of course if anything did break loose--any little t'ing, if it
-ain't no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw--one of them Fift' Avenoo
-dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit."
-
-"Say!" broke in Anna Gold resentfully; "it's somethin' fierce th' way
-them high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think
-they're tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have
-snatched one of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th'
-mop; an' w'en I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have
-had to tell no one she'd been slummin'."
-
-"Now, forget it!" interposed Auggy warningly. "You go reachin' for any
-skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop
-an' you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that
-rough-house stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited."
-
-"Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!" retorted the acrid
-Anna, in mighty dudgeon. "An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't
-six weeks since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots
-Joe Rocks full of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself."
-
-"Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff," commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, "or
-you'll hit the street on your frizzes--don't make no mistake!"
-
-Observing the stormy slant the talk was taking, Whitey Dutch
-diplomatically ordered beer, and thus put an end to debate. It was a
-move full of wisdom. Auggy was made nervous by the absence of Tricker,
-and Anna the Voluble, on many a field, had shown herself a lady of
-spirit.
-
-While the evening at the Stag thus went happily wearing towards the
-smaller hours, over in Twenty-ninth Street, a block away, the stuss
-game of Casey and Paper-Box Johnny was in full and profitable blast.
-Paper-Box himself was in active charge. Casey had for the moment
-abandoned business and every thought of it. Leoni had just informed
-him of those visitations at the hands of Goldie Louie, and set him to
-thinking on other things than cards.
-
-"An' he says," concluded Leoni, preparing to go, "after he's beat me
-half to death, 'now chase 'round an' tell your Dago friend, Casey, that
-my monaker ain't McTaffe, an' that if he starts to hand me anythin',
-I'll put him down in Bellevue for the count.'"
-
-The dark face of Casey displayed both anger and resolution. He made
-neither threat nor comment, but his eyes were full of somber fires.
-Leoni departed with an avowed purpose of subjecting her injuries to the
-curative effects of arnica, while Casey continued to gloom and glower,
-drinking deeply the while to take the edge off his feelings.
-
-Harry Lemmy, a once promising prize-fighter of the welter-weight
-variety, showed up. Also, he had no more than settled to the drink,
-which Casey--whom the wrongs of his idolized Leoni could not render
-unmindful of the claims of hospitality--had ordered, when Jack Kenny and
-Charlie Young appeared.
-
-The latter, not alive to the fatal importance of such news, spoke of the
-Stag, which he had left but the moment before, and of the presence there
-of Goldie Louie.
-
-"McTaffe's stalls, Fog-eye, Brother Bill an' Sanky Dunn, are lushin'
-wit' him," said Young. "You know Sanky filled in wit' th' mob th' time
-Goldie gets settled in Mexico."
-
-Goldie Louie, only a block away, set the torch to Casey's heart.
-
-"Where's Dago Frankie?" he asked.
-
-Dago Frankie was his nearest and most trusted friend.
-
-"He's over in Sixt' Avenoo shootin' craps," replied Lemmy. "Shall I go
-dig him up?"
-
-"It don't matter," said Casey, after a moment's thought. Then, getting
-up from his chair, he inquired, "Have you guys got your cannons?"
-
-"Sure t'ing!" came the general chorus, with a closer from Kenny.
-
-"I've got two," he said. "A sport might get along wit'out a change of
-shoits in Noo York, but he never ought to be wit'out a change of guns."
-
-"W'at's on, Phil?" asked Charlie Young, anxiously, as Casey pulled a
-magazine pistol, and carefully made sure that its stomach was full of
-cartridges; "w'at's on?"
-
-"I'm goin' over to the Stag," replied Casey. "If you ducks'll listen
-you'll hear a dog howl in about a minute."
-
-"We'll not only listen, but we'll go 'long," returned Young.
-
-Lemmy and Kenny fell behind the ethers. "W'at's th' muss?" whispered
-Lemmy.
-
-"It's Leoni," explained Kenny guardedly. "Goldie give her a wallop or
-two last night, an' Phil's goin' to do him for it."
-
-Casey strode into the Stag, his bosom a storm-center for every black
-emotion. The sophisticated Auggy smelled instant trouble on him, as one
-smells fire in a house. Bending over the friendly shoulder of Whitey
-Dutch, Auggy spoke in a low tone of warning.
-
-"There's Phil Casey," he said, "an' t'ree of his bunch. It's apples to
-ashes he's gunnin' for Goldie. If Chick were here, now, he'd somehow put
-the smother on him."
-
-"Give him a call-down your own self," was Whitey's counsel. "W'at with
-Chick's license bein' revoked in Park Row, an' Joe Rocks goin' to the
-hospital from here only a little over a mont' ago, the least bit
-of cannonadin' 's bound to put th' joint in Dutch all the way from
-headquarters to the State excise dubs in Albany."
-
-"I know it," returned Auggy, in great trouble of mind. "If a gun so much
-as cracks once, it'll be th' fare-you-well of the Stag."
-
-"Well, w'at do youse say?" demanded the loyal Whitey. "I'm wit' youse,
-an' I'm wit' Chick, an' I'm wit' Goldie. Give th' woid, an' I'll pull in
-a harness bull from off his beat."
-
-"No, none of that! Chick'd sooner burn the joint than call a cop."
-
-"I'll go give Casey a chin," said Whitey, "meb-by I can hold him down.
-You put Goldie wise. Tell him to keep his lamps on Casey, an' if Casey
-reaches for his gatt to beat him to it."
-
-Casey the decisive moved swiftly, however, and the proposed peace
-intervention failed for being too slow. Casey got a glimpse of Goldie
-through the separating screen doors. It was all he wanted. The next
-moment he had charged through.
-
-Chairs crashed, tables were overthrown, women shrieked and men cursed.
-Twenty guns were out. Casey fired six times at Goldie Louie, and six
-times missed that lucky meddler with other people's pocket-books. Not
-that Casey's efforts were altogether thrown away. His first bullet
-lodged in the stomach of Fog-eye, while his third broke the arm of
-Brother Bill.
-
-Whitey Dutch reached Casey as the latter began his artillery practice,
-and sought by word and moderate force to induce a truce. Losing
-patience, however, Whitey, as Casey fired his final shot, pulled his own
-gun and put a bullet through and through that berserk's head. As Casey
-fell forward, a second bullet--coming from anywhere--buried itself in
-his back.
-
-"By the Lord, I've croaked Phil!" was the exclamation of Whitey,
-addressed to no one in particular.
-
-They were Whitey's last words; some one shoved the muzzle of a gun
-against his temple, and he fell by the side of Casey.
-
-No sure list of dead and wounded for that evening's battle of the Stag
-will ever be compiled. The guests scattered like a flock of blackbirds.
-Some fled limping and groaning, others nursing an injured arm, while
-three or four, too badly hurt to travel, were dragged into nooks of
-safety by friends who'd come through untouched. There was blood to the
-east, blood to the west, on the Twenty-eighth Street pavements, and a
-wounded gentleman was picked up in Broadway, two blocks away. The
-wounded one, full of a fine prudence and adhering strictly to gang
-teachings, declared that the bullet which had struck him was a bullet of
-mystery. Also, he gave his word of honor that, personally, he had never
-once heard of the Stag.
-
-When the police reached the field of battle--wearing the ill-used airs
-of folk who had been unwarrantably disturbed--they found Casey and
-Whitey Dutch dead on the floor, and Fog-eye groaning in a corner. To
-these--counting the injured Brother Bill and the prudent one picked up
-in Broadway, finally identified as Sanky Dunn--rumor added two dead and
-eleven wounded.
-
-Leoni?
-
-The Central Office dicks who met that lamp of loveliness the other
-evening in Broadway reported her as in abundant spirits, and more
-beautiful than ever. She had received a letter from McTaffe, she said,
-who sent his love, and her eyes shone like twin stars because of the joy
-she felt.
-
-"Mack always had a good heart," said Leoni.
-
-Paper-Box Johnny--all in tears--bore sorrowful word of her loss to Mrs.
-Casey, calling that matron from her slumbers to receive it. Paper-Box
-managed delicately.
-
-"It's time to dig up black!" sobbed Paper-Box; "they've copped Phil.
-
-"Copped Phil?" repeated Mrs. Casey, sleepily. "Where is he?"
-
-"On a slab in the morgue. Youse'd better chase yourself over."
-
-"All right," returned Mrs. Casey, making ready to go back to bed, "I
-will after awhile."
-
-
-
-
-VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH
-
-
-Knowledge is power, and power is a good thing, as you yourself well
-know. Since Eve opened the way, and she and Adam paid the price--a high
-one, I sometimes think--you are entitled to every kind of knowledge.
-Also, you are entitled to all that you can get.
-
-But having acquired knowledge, you are not entitled to peddle it out in
-secret to Central Office bulls, at a cost of liberty and often life to
-other men. When you do that you are a snitch, and have thrown away your
-right to live. Anyone is free to kill you out of hand, having regard
-only to his own safety. For such is the common law of Gangland.
-
-Let me ladle out a cautionary spoonful.
-
-As you go about accumulating knowledge, you should fix your eye upon
-one or two great truths. You must never forget that when you are close
-enough to see a man you are close enough to be seen. It is likewise
-foolish, weakly foolish, to assume that you are the only gas jet in
-the chandelier, the only pebble on the beach, or possess the only kodak
-throughout the entire length of the boardwalk. Bear ever in mind that
-while you are getting the picture of some other fellow, he in all human
-chance is snapping yours.
-
-This last is not so much by virtue of any law of Gangland as by a law of
-nature. Its purpose is to preserve that equilibrium, wanting which,
-the universe itself would slip into chaos and the music of the spheres
-become but the rawest tuning of the elemental instruments. The stars
-would no longer sing together, but shriek together, and space itself
-would be driven to stop its ears. Folk who fail to carry these grave
-matters upon the constant shoulder of their regard, get into trouble.
-
-At Gouverneur hospital, where he died, the register gave his name as
-"Samuel Wendell," and let it go at that. The Central Office, which finds
-its profit in amplification, said, "Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger,
-_alias_ the Ghost," and further identified him as "brother to Johnny the
-Mock."
-
-Samuel Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, _alias_ the Ghost, brother to Johnny
-the Mock, was not the original Ghost. Until less than two years ago the
-title was honorably worn by Mashier, who got twenty spaces for a night
-trick he turned in Brooklyn. Since Mashier could not use the name in
-Sing Sing, Wendell, _alias_ Kid Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock,
-adopted it for his own. It fitted well with his midnight methods and
-noiseless, gliding, skulking ways. Moreover, since it was upon his own
-sly rap to the bulls, who made the collar, that Mashier got pinched, he
-may have felt himself entitled to the name as part of his reward. The
-Indian scalps his victim, and upon a similar principle Wendell,
-_alias_ Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock, when Mashier was handed that
-breath-taking twenty years, may have decided to call himself the Ghost.
-
-It will never be precisely known how and why and by whose hand the Ghost
-was killed, although it is common opinion that Pretty Agnes had much
-to do with it. Also, common opinion is more often right than many might
-believe. In view of that possible connection with the bumping off of the
-Ghost, Pretty Agnes is worth a word. She could not have been called old.
-When upon a certain Saturday evening, not remote, she stepped into Jack
-Sirocco's in Chatham Square, her years counted fewer than nineteen.
-Still, she had seen a good deal--or a bad deal--whichever you prefer.
-
-Pretty Agnes' father, a longshoreman, had found his bread along the
-docks. None better ever-shaped for a boss stevedore, or trotted up a
-gangplank with a 280-pound sack of sugar on his back. One day he fell
-between the side of a moored ship and the stringpiece of the wharf; and
-the ship, being at that moment ground against the wharf by the swell
-from a passing steamer, he was crushed. Those who looked on called him a
-fool for having been killed in so poor a way. He was too dead to resent
-the criticism, and after that his widow, the mother of Pretty Agnes,
-took in washing.
-
-Her mother washed, and Pretty Agnes carried home the clothes. This went
-on for three years. One wind-blown afternoon, as the mother was hanging
-out clothes on the roof--a high one--and refreshing her energies with
-intermittent gin from the bottle of her neighbor, the generous Mrs.
-Callahan, she stepped backward down an airshaft. She struck the flags
-ten stories below, and left Pretty Agnes to look out for herself.
-
-Looking out for herself, Pretty Agnes worked in a sweatshop in
-Division Street. Here she made three dollars a week and needed five.
-The sweatshop owner--for she was a dream of loveliness, with a fog of
-blue-black hair and deep brown eyes--offered to make up the lacking two,
-and was accepted.
-
-Round, ripe, willowy, Pretty Agnes graduated from the Division Street
-sweatshop to a store in Twenty-third Street. There she served as a cloak
-model, making fourteen dollars a week while needing twenty. The
-manager of the cloak store was as generous as had been the owner of the
-sweatshop, and benevolently made up the absent six.
-
-For Pretty Agnes was lovelier than ever.
-
-All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Also, it has the same
-effect on Jill. Pretty Agnes--she had a trunkful of good clothes and
-yearned to show them--went three nights a week to one of those dancing
-academies wherewith the East Side was and is rife. As she danced she met
-Indian Louie, and lost no time in loving him.
-
-Having advantage of her love, that seeker after doubtful dollars showed
-Pretty Agnes where and how she could make more money than would come
-to her as a cloak model in any Twenty-third Street store. Besides, he
-jealously disapproved of the benevolent manager, though, all things
-considered, it is hard to say why.
-
-Pretty Agnes, who had grown weary of the manager and to whom Louie's
-word was law, threw over both the manager and her cloak-model position.
-After which she walked the streets for Louie--as likewise did Mollie
-Squint--and, since he often beat her, continued to love him from the
-bottom of her heart.
-
-Between Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint, Louie lived sumptuously. Nor
-could they themselves be said to have altogether suffered; for each knew
-how to lick her fingers as a good cook should. Perhaps Louie was
-aware that his darlings held out on him, but regarded it as just an
-investment. He must have known that to dress well stood first among the
-demands of their difficult profession, which was ancient and had been
-honorable, albeit in latter days ill spoken of.
-
-Louie died, and was mourned roundly by Pretty Agnes for eight weeks.
-Then she gave her love to Sammy Hart, who was out-on-the-safe. Charlie
-Lennard, _alias_ Big Head, worked pal to Sammy Hart, and the Ghost went
-with them as outside man and to help in carrying the tools.
-
-Commonly Sammy and Big Head tackled only inferior safes, in cracking
-which nothing nobler nor more recondite than a can-opener was demanded.
-Now and then, however, when a first-class box had to be blown and soup
-was an absolute requirement, the Ghost came in exceeding handy. No yegg
-who ever swung under and traveled from town to town without a ticket,
-knew better than did the Ghost how to make soup.
-
-The soup-making process, while ticklish, ought to be worth reading
-about. A cake of dynamite is placed in the cold bottom of a kettle. Warm
-water is added, and the kettle set a-simmer over a benzine lamp. As
-the water heats, the dynamite melts into oil, and the oil--being
-lighter--rises to the top of the water.
-
-The oil is drawn softly off with a syringe, and as softly discharged
-into a bottle half filled with alcohol. The alcohol is to prevent
-explosion by jarring. Soup, half oil, half alcohol, can be fired with a
-fuse, but will sustain quite a jolt without resenting it.
-
-This was not true in an elder day, before our box workers discovered
-that golden alcoholic secret. There was a yegg once who was half in,
-half out, of the window of a P. O. Pie had the bottle of soup in his
-hip pocket. The sash fell, struck the consignment of hip-pocket soup,
-and all that was found of the yegg were the soles of his shoes. Nothing
-so disconcerting would have happened had the Ghost made the soup.
-
-The Ghost, while believed in by Big Head and Sammy, was distrusted by
-Pretty Agnes. She distrusted him because of his bad repute as a snitch.
-She called Sammy's attention to what tales were abroad to the black
-effect that the Ghost was a copper in his mildewed soul, and one time
-and another had served stoolpigeon to many dicks.
-
-Sammy took no stock in these reports, and told Pretty Agnes so.
-
-"Th' Ghost's all right," he said; "he's been wit' me an' Big Head when
-we toins off twenty joints."
-
-"He may go wit' you," retorted Pretty Agnes, "for twenty more tricks,
-an' never rap. But mark me woids, Sammy; in th' end he'll make a present
-of youse to th' bulls."
-
-Sammy only laughed, holding that the feminine intelligence, while
-suspicious, was not a strong intelligence.
-
-"Well," said Sammy, when he had ceased laughing, "if th' Ghost does
-double-cross me, w'at'll youse do?"
-
-"W'at'll I do? As sure as my monaker is Pretty Agnes, I'll have him
-cooked."
-
-"Good goil!" said Sammy Hart.
-
-Gangland discusses things social, commercial, political, and freely
-forms and gives opinions. From a panic in Wall Street to the making of
-a President, nothing comes or goes uncommented upon and unticketed
-in Gangland. Even the fashions are threshed out, and sage judgments
-rendered concerning frocks and hats and all the latest hints from Paris.
-This you can test for yourself, on any evening, at such hubs of popular
-interest as Sirocco's, Tony's, Jimmy Kelly's or the Chatham Club.
-
-Sirocco's was a-swarm with life that Saturday evening when Pretty Agnes
-dropped in so casually. At old Jimmy's table they were considering the
-steel trust investigation, then proceeding--ex-President Roosevelt had
-that day testified--and old Jimmy and the Irish Wop voiced their views,
-and gave their feelings vent. Across at Slimmy's the dread doings of a
-brace of fair ones, who had excited Coney Island by descending upon that
-lively suburb in harem skirts, was under discussion.
-
-Speaking of the steel trust investigation and its developments, old
-Jimmy was unbelting after this wise. Said he, bringing down his hairy
-fist with a whack that startled every beer glass on the table into an
-upward jump of full three inches:
-
-"Th' more I read of th' doin's of them rich guys, th' more I begin to
-think that th' makin' of a mutt lurks in every million dollars. Say,
-Wop, they don't know how to pick up a hand an' play it, after it's been
-dealt 'em. Take 'em off Wall Street an' mix 'em up wit' anything except
-stocks, an' they can't tell a fire plug from a song an' dance soubrette.
-If some ordinary skate was to go crabbin' his own personal game th'
-way they do theirs, th' next you'd hear that stew would be in
-Blooming-dale."
-
-"Phwat's eatin' yez now, Jimmy?" inquired the Wop, carelessly. "Is it
-that steel trusht thing th' pa-a-apers is so full of?"
-
-"That an' th' way Morgan an' th' balance of that fur-lined push fall
-over themselves. Th' big thing they're shy on is diplomacy. When it
-comes to diplomacy, they're a lot of dead ones."
-
-"An' phwat's diplom'cy?"
-
-The Wop didn't like big words; his feeling was to first question, then
-resent them.
-
-"Phwat's diplom'cy?" he repeated.
-
-"Diplomacy," said old Jimmy, "is any cunnin' move that lands th' trick.
-You wake up an' hear a noise; an' you think it's some porch-climber,
-like th' Nailer here, turnin' off th' joint. At that, not knowin' but
-he's framed up with a gun, you don't feel like goin' to th' mat with
-him. What do you do? Well, you use diplomacy. You tosses mebby a
-dumbbell over th' bannisters, an' lets it go bumpin' along from step
-to step, makin' more row than some geezer failin' down stairs with a
-kitchen stove. Th' racket throws a scare into th' Nailer, an' he beats
-it, see?"
-
-"An' that's diplom'cy!" said the Wop.
-
-"Also, it's exactly what them Wall Streeters ain't got. Look at th' way
-they're always fightin' Roosevelt. For twenty-five years they've been
-roustin' Teddy; an' for twenty-five years they've done nothin' but keep
-him on th' map. When Teddy was in Mulberry Street th' Tammany ducks gets
-along with him as peaceful as a basketful of pups. Diplomacy does it;
-that, an' payin' strict attention to Teddy's blind side. 'What's th' use
-of kickin' in th' gate,' says they, 'when we knows where a picket's off
-th' fence?' You remember Big Florrie Sullivan puttin' young Brady on th'
-Force? Teddy's in Mulberry Street then. Do you think Big Florrie goes
-queerin' th' chances, be tellin' Teddy how Brady passes th' cush box
-in Father Curry's church? Not on your life! It wouldn't have been
-diplomacy; Teddy wouldn't have paid no attention. Big Florrie gets in
-his work like this:
-
-"'Say, Commish,' he says, 'I sees th' fight of my life last night.
-Nineteen rounds to a knockout! It's a left hook to th' jaw does it.'
-
-"'No!' Teddy says, lightin' up like Chinatown on th' night of a Chink
-festival; 'you int'rest me! Pull up a stool,' says he, 'an' put your
-feet on th' desk. There; now you're comfortable, go on about th' fight.
-Who were they?'
-
-"'A lad from my district named Brady,' says Big Florry, 'an' a
-dock-walloper from Williamsburg. You ought to have seen it, Commish!
-Oh, Brady's th' goods! Pie's th' lad to go th' route! He's all over that
-Williamsburg duffer like a cat over a shed roof! He went 'round him like
-a cooper 'round a barrel!'
-
-"Big Florrie runs on like that, using diplomacy, an' two weeks later
-Brady's thumpin' a beat."
-
-"Ye're r-r-right, Jimmy," said the Wop, after a pause which smelled
-of wisdom; "I agrees wit' yez. Morgan, Perkins, Schwab an' thim rich
-omadauns is th' bum lot. Now I think av it, too, Fatty Walsh minchons
-that wor-r-rd diplom'cy to me long ago. Yez knew Fatty, Jimmy?"
-
-"Fatty an' me was twins."
-
-"Fatty's th' foine la-a-ad; on'y now he's dead--Mary resht him! Th' time
-I'm in th' Tombs for bouncin' th' brick off th' head av that Orangeman,
-who's whistlin' th' Battle av th' Boyne to see how long I can shtand it,
-Fatty's th' warden; an' say, he made th' place home to me. He's talkin',
-Fatty is, wan day about Mayor Hughey Grant, an' it's then he shpeaks av
-diplom'cy. He says Hughey didn't have anny."
-
-"Don't you believe it!" interrupted old Jimmy; "Fatty had Hughey down
-wrong. When it comes to diplomacy, Hughey could suck an egg an' never
-chip th' shell."
-
-"It's a special case loike. Fatty's dishtrict, d'yez see, has nothin' in
-it but Eyetalians. Wan day they'r makin' ready to cilibrate somethin'.
-Fatty's in it, av course, bein' leader, an' he chases down to th' City
-Hall an' wins out a permit for th' Dago parade."
-
-"What's Hughey got to do with that?"
-
-"Lishten! It shtrikes Hughey, him bein' Mayor, it'll be th' dead wise
-play, when Fatty marches by wit' his Guineas, to give them th' gay,
-encouragin' face. Hughey thinks Fatty an' his pushcart la-a-ads is
-cilibratin' some Dago Saint Patrick's day, d'yez see. It's there Fatty
-claims that Hughey shows no diplom'cy; he'd ought to have ashked."
-
-"Asked what?"
-
-"I'm comin' to it. Fatty knows nothin' about phwat's on Hughey's chest.
-His first tip is when he sees Hughey, an' th' balance av th' Tammany
-administration cocked up in a hand-me-down grandstand they've faked
-together in City Hall Park. Fatty pipes 'em, as he an' his Black
-Hand bunch comes rowlin' along down Broadway, an' th' sight av that
-grandshtand full av harps, Hughey at th' head, almosht gives him heart
-failure.
-
-"Fatty halts his Eyetalians, sets them to ma-a-arkin' toime, an' comes
-sprintin' an' puffin' on ahead.
-
-"'Do a sneak!' he cries, when he comes near enough to pass th' wor-r-rd.
-'Mother above! don't yez know phwat these wops av mine is cilibratin'?
-It's chasin' th' pope out av Rome. Duck, I tell yez, duck!"
-
-"Sure; Hughiy an' th' rist av th' gang took it on th' run. Fatty could
-ma-a-arch all right, because there's nobody but blackhanders in his
-dish-trict. But wit' Hughey an' th' others it's different. They might
-have got his grace, th' archbishop, afther thim."
-
-"Goin' back to Teddy," observed old Jimmy, as he called for beer, "them
-rich lobsters is always stirrin' him up. An' they always gets th' worst
-of it. They've never brought home th' bacon yet. Tie's put one over on
-'em every time.
-
-"Yez can gamble that Tiddy's th' la-a-ad that can fight!" cried the Wop
-in tones of glee; "he's th' baby that's always lookin' f'r an argument!"
-Then in a burst, both rapturous and irrelevant: "tie's th' idol av th'
-criminal illimint!"
-
-"I don't think that's ag'inst him," interjected the Nailer, defensively.
-
-"Nor me neither," said old Jimmy. "When it comes down to tacks, who's
-quicker wit' th' applaudin' mitt at sight of an honest man than th'
-crim'nal element?--only so he ain't bumpin' into their graft. Who is it
-hisses th' villyun in th' play till you can hear him in Hoboken? Ain't
-it some dub just off the Island? Once a Blind Tom show is at Minor's,
-an' a souse in th' gallery is so carried away be grief at th' death of
-Little Eva, he falls down two flights of stairs. I gets a flash at him
-as they tosses him into th' ambulance, an' I hopes to join th' church if
-it ain't a murderer I asks Judge Battery Dan to put away on Blackwell's
-for beatin' up his own little girl till she can't get into her frock.
-Wall Streeters an' college professors, when it comes to endorsin' an
-honest man, can't take no medals off th' crim'nal element."
-
-"Phwy has Morgan an' th' rist av thim Wall Street geeks got it in f'r
-Tiddy?" queried the Wop. "Phwat's he done to 'em?"
-
-"Nothin'; only they claims it ain't larceny if you steal more'n a
-hundred thousand dollars, an' Teddy won't stand for a limit."
-
-"If that's phwat they're in a clinch about, then I'm for Tiddy,"
-declared the Wop. "Ain't it him, too, that says th' only difference
-bechune a rich man an' a poor man is at th' bank? More power to
-him!--why not? Would this beer be annythin' but beer, if it came through
-a spigot av go-o-old, from a keg av silver, an' th' bar-boy had used a
-dia-mond-shtudded bung-starter in tappin' it?"
-
-Over at Slimmy's table, where the weaker sex predominated, the talk was
-along lighter lines. Mollie Squint spoke in condemnation of those harem
-skirts at Coney Island.
-
-"What do youse think," she asked, "of them she-scouts showin' up at Luna
-Park in harem skirts? Coarse work that--very coarse. It goes to prove
-how some frails ain't more'n half baked."
-
-"Why does a dame go to th' front in such togs?" asked Slimmy
-disgustedly.
-
-"Because she's stuck on herself," said the Nailer, who had drifted over
-from old Jimmy and the Wop, where the talk was growing too heavy for
-him; "an' besides, it's an easy way of gettin' th' spot-light. Take
-anything like this harem skirt stunt, an' oodles of crazy Mollies'll
-fall for it. Youse can't hand it out too raw! So if it's goin' to stir
-things up, an' draw attention, they're Johnny-at-the-rat-hole every
-time!"
-
-"We ladies," remarked Jew Yetta, like a complacent Portia giving
-judgment, "certainly do like to be present at th' ball game! An' if we
-can't beat th' gate--can't heel in--we'll climb th' fence. Likewise,
-we're right there whenever it's th' latest thing. Especially, if we've
-got a face that'd stop traffic in th' street. Do youse remember"--this
-to Anna Gold--"when bicycles is new, how a lot of old iron-bound
-fairies, wit' maps that'd give youse a fit of sickness, never wastes a
-moment in wheelin' to th' front?"
-
-"Do I remember when bicycles is new?" retorted Anna Gold, resentfully.
-"How old do youse think I be?"
-
-"Th' Nailer's right," said Slimmy, cutting skilfully in with a view to
-keeping the peace. "Th' reason why them dames breaks in on bicycles,
-an' other new deals, is because it attracts attention; an' attractin'
-attention is their notion of bein' great. Which shows that they don't
-know th' difference between bein' famous an' bein' notorious."
-
-Slimmy, having thus declared himself, looked as wise as a treeful of
-owls.
-
-"Well, w'at is th' difference?" demanded Anna Gold.
-
-"What's th' difference between fame an' notoriety?" repeated Slimmy,
-brow lofty, manner high. "It's th' difference, Goldie, between havin'
-your picture took at th' joint of a respectable photographer, an'
-bein' mugged be th' coppers at th' Central Office. As to harem skirts,
-however, I'm like Mollie there. Gen'rally speakin', I strings wit' th'
-loidies; but when they springs a make-up like them harem skirts, I pack
-in. Harem skirts is where I get off."
-
-"Of course," said Big Kitty, who while speaking little spoke always to
-the point, "youse souses understands that them dolls who shakes up Coney
-has an ace buried. They're simply a brace of roof-gardeners framin' up a
-little ink. I s'pose they fig-gered they'd make a hit. Did they?"--this
-was in reply to Mollie Squint, who had asked the question. "Well, if
-becomin' th' reason why th' bull on post rings in a riot call, an'
-brings out th' resoives, is your idee of a hit, Mollie, them dames is
-certainly th' big scream."
-
-"Them harem skirts won't do!" observed the Nailer, firmly; "youse hear
-me, they won't do!"
-
-"An' that goes f'r merry widdy hats, too," called out the Wop, from
-across the room. "Only yister-day a big fat baby rounds a corner on me,
-an' bang! she ketches me in th' lamp wit' th' edge av her merry widdy.
-On the livil, I thought it was a cross-cut saw! She came near bloindin'
-me f'r loife. As I side-steps, a rooshter's tail that's sproutin' out av
-th' roof, puts me other optic on th' blink. I couldn't have seen a shell
-av beer, even if Jimmy here was payin' fer it. Harem skirts is bad; but
-th' real minace is merry widdys."
-
-"I thought them lids was called in," remarked Slimmy.
-
-"If they was," returned the Wop, "they got bailed out ag'in. Th' one I'm
-nailed wit' is half as big as Betmont Pa-a-ark. Youse could 've raced a
-field av two-year olds on it."
-
-"Well," remarked the Nailer, resignedly, "it's th' fashion, an' it's up
-to us, I s'pose, to stand it. That or get off the earth."
-
-"Who invints th' fashions?" and here the Wop appealed to the deep
-experience of old Jimmy.
-
-"Th' French."
-
-Old Jimmy--his pension had just been paid--motioned to the waiter to
-again take the orders all 'round.
-
-"Th' French. They're the laddy-bucks that shoves 'em from shore. Say
-'Fashion!' an' bing! th' French is on th' job, givin' orders."
-
-"Thim Frinch 're th' great la-a-ads," commented the Wop, admiringly.
-"There's a felly on'y this mornin' tellin' me they can cook shnails so's
-they're almosht good to eat."
-
-"Tell that bug to guess ag'in, Wop," said Mollie Squint. "Snails is
-never good to eat. As far as them French are concerned, however, I go
-wit' old Jimmy. They're a hot proposition."
-
-Jack Sirocco had been walking up and down, his manner full of
-uneasiness.
-
-"What's wrong, Jack?" at last asked old Jimmy, who had observed that
-proprietor's anxiety.
-
-Sirocco explained that divers gimlet-eyed gentlemen, who he believed
-were emissaries of an antivice society, had been in the place for hours.
-
-"They only now screwed out," continued Sirocco. Then, dolefully: "It'd
-be about my luck, just as I'm beginnin' to get a little piece of change
-for myself, to have some of them virchoo-toutin' ginks hand me a wallop.
-I wonder w'at good it does 'em to be always tryin' to knock th' block
-off somebody. I ain't got nothin' ag'inst virchoo. Vir-choo's all right
-in its place. But so is vice."
-
-Old Jimmy's philosophy began manoeuvring for the high ground.
-
-"This vice and virtue thing makes me tired," he said; "there's too much
-of it. Also, there's plenty to be said both ways. Th' big trouble wit'
-them anti-vice dubs is that they're all th' time connin' themselves.
-They feel moral when it's merely dyspepsia; they think they're virchous
-when they're only sick. In th' end, too, virchoo always falls down.
-Virchoo never puts a real crimp in vice yet. Virchoo's a sprinter; an'
-for one hundred yards it makes vice look like a crab. But vice is a
-stayer, an' in th' Marathon of events it romps in winner. Virchoo likes
-a rockin'-chair; vice puts in most of its time on its feet. Virchoo
-belongs to th' Union; it's for th' eight hour day, with holidays an'
-Saturday afternoons off. Vice is always willin' to break th' wage
-schedule, work overtime or do anythin' else to oblige. Virchoo wants two
-months in th' country every summer; vice never asks for a vacation since
-th' world begins."
-
-The Wop loudly cheered old Jimmy's views. Sirocco, however, continued
-gloomy.
-
-"For," said the latter with a sigh, "I can feel it that them anti-vice
-guys has put th' high-sign on me. They'll never rest now until they've
-got me number."
-
-Pretty Agnes, on comin' in, had taken a corner table by herself. She
-heard, but did not join in the talk. She even left untouched the glass
-of beer, which, at a word from old Jimmy, a waiter had placed before
-her. Silent and sad, with an expression which spoke of trouble present
-or trouble on its way, she sat staring into smoky space.
-
-"W'at's wrong wit' her?" whispered Slimmy, who, high-strung and
-sensitive, could be worked upon by another's troubles.
-
-"Why don't youse ask her?" said Big Kitty.
-
-Slimmy shook a doubtful head. "She ain't got no use for me," he
-explained, "since that trouble wit' Indian Louie."
-
-"She sure couldn't expect you an' th' Grabber," remarked Anna Gold,
-quite scandalized at the thought of such unfairness, "to lay dead, while
-Louie does you out of all that dough!"
-
-"It's th' rent," said Jew Yetta. She had been canvassing Pretty
-Agnes out of the corners of her eyes. "I know that look from me own
-experience. She can't come across for the flat, an' some bum of an agent
-has handed her a notice."
-
-"There's nothin' in that," declared Mollie Squint. "She could touch me
-for th' rent, an' she's hep to it." Then, in reproof of the questioning
-looks of Anna Gold: "Sure; both me an' Agnes was stuck on Indian Louie,
-but w'at of that? Louie's gone; an' besides, I never blames her. It's me
-who's th' butt-in; Agnes sees Louie first."
-
-"Youse 're wrong, Yetta," spoke up the Nailer, confidently. "Agnes ain't
-worryin' about cush. There ain't a better producer anywhere than Sammy
-Hart. No one ever sees Sammy wit'out a roll."
-
-The Nailer lounged across to Pretty Agnes; Mollie Squint, whose heart
-was kindly, followed him.
-
-"W'y don't youse lap up your suds?" queried the Nailer, pointing to the
-beer. Without waiting for a return, he continued, "Where's Sammy?"
-
-"Oh, I don't know," returned Pretty Agnes, her manner half desperate.
-"Nailer, I'm simply fretted batty!"
-
-"W'at's gone crooked, dear?" asked Mollie Squint, soothingly. "Youse
-ain't been puttin' on th' mitts wit' Sammy?"
-
-"No," replied Pretty Agnes, the tears beginning to flow; "me an' Sammy's
-all right. On'y he won't listen!" Then suddenly pointing with her
-finger, she exclaimed; "There! It's him I'm worryin' about!"
-
-The Nailer and Mollie Squint glanced in the direction indicated by
-Pretty Agnes. The Ghost had just come in and was sidling into a chair.
-It must be admitted that there was much in his appearance to dislike.
-His lips were loose, his eyes half closed and sleepy, while his chin
-was catlike, retreating, unbased. In figure he was undersized,
-slope-shouldered, slouching. When he spoke, his voice drawled, and the
-mumbled words fell half-formed from the slack angles of his mouth. He
-was an eel--a human eel--slippery, slimy, hard to locate, harder still
-to hold. To find him you would have to draw off all the water in the
-pond, and then poke about in the ooze.
-
-"It's him that's frettin' me," repeated Pretty Agnes. "He's got me
-wild!"
-
-The Nailer donned an expression, cynical and incredulous.
-
-"W'at's this?" said he. "W'y Agnes, youse ain't soft on that mutt, be
-youse? Say, youse must be gettin' balmy!"
-
-"It ain't that," returned Pretty Agnes, indignantly. "Do youse think I'd
-fall for such a chromo? I'd be bughouse!"
-
-"Bughouse wouldn't half tell it!" exclaimed Mollie Squint fervently.
-"Him?"--nodding towards the Ghost. "W'y he's woise'n a wet dog!"
-
-"Well," returned the puzzled Nailer, who with little imagination, owned
-still less of sentimental breadth, "if youse ain't stuck on him, how's
-he managin' to fret youse? Show me, an' I'll take a punch at his lamp."
-
-"Punchin' wouldn't do no good," replied Pretty Agnes, resignedly. "This
-is how it stands. Sammy an' Big Head's gettin' ready to do a _schlam_
-job. They've let th' Ghost join out wit' 'em, an' I know he's goin' to
-give 'em up."
-
-The Nailer looked grave.
-
-"Unless youse've got somethin' on him, Agnes." he remonstrated, "you
-oughtn't to make a squawk like that. How do youse know he's goin' to
-rap?"
-
-"Cause he always raps," she cried fiercely. "Where's Mashier? Where's
-Marky Price? Where's Skinny Goodstein? Up th' river!--every mother's son
-of 'em! An' all his pals, once; every one! He's filled in wit' th' best
-boys that ever cracked a bin. An' every one of 'em's doin' their bits,
-while he's here drinkin' beer. I tell youse th' Ghost's a snitch! Youse
-can see 'Copper' written on his face."
-
-"If I t'ought so," growled the Nailer, an evil shine in his beady eyes,
-"I'd croak him right here." Then, as offering a solution: "If youse 're
-so sure he's a stool, w'y don't youse tail him an' see if he makes a
-meet wit' any bulls?"
-
-"Tail nothin'!" scoffed Pretty Agnes, bitterly; "me mind's made up. All
-I'll do is wait. If Sammy falls, it'll be th' Ghost's last rap. I know
-a party who's crazy gone on me. For two weeks I've been handin' him th'
-ice pitcher. All I has to do is soften up a little, an' he'll cook th'
-Ghost th' minute I says th' woid."
-
-Pretty Agnes, as though the sight of the Ghost were too much for her
-feelings, left the place. The Ghost himself, appeared uneasy, and didn't
-remain long.
-
-The Nailer turned soberly to Mollie Squint. "Do youse t'ink," said he,
-"there's anythin' in that crack of Agnes?"
-
-"Search me!" returned Mollie Squint, conservatively. "I ain't sayin' a
-woid."
-
-"It's funny about youse skoits," remarked the Nailer, his manner an
-imitation of old Jimmy's. "Here's Agnes talkin' of havin' th' Ghost
-trimmed in case he tips off Sammy to th' dicks, an' yet when Slimmy an'
-th' Grabber puts Indian Louie over th' jump, neither Agnes nor you ever
-so much as yelps!"
-
-"You don't understand," said Mollie Squint, tolerantly. "Sammy's nice
-to Agnes. Louie? Th' best he ever hands us is to sting us for our rolls,
-an' then go blow 'em on that blonde. There's a big difference, Nailer,
-if youse could only see it."
-
-"Well," replied the Nailer, who boasted a heart untouched, "all I can
-say is youse dolls are too many for me! You've got me wingin'."
-
-Midnight!
-
-The theatre of operations was a cigar store, in Canal Street near the
-Bowery. The Ghost was on the outside. The safe was a back number; to
-think of soup would have been paying it a compliment. After an hour's
-work with a can-opener, Sammy and Big Head declared themselves within
-ten minutes of the money. All that remained was to batter in the
-inner-lining of the box.
-
-Big Head cocked a sudden and suspicious ear.
-
-"What's that?" he whispered.
-
-Sammy had just reversed the can-opener, for an attack upon that
-sheet-iron lining. He paused in mid-swing, and listened.
-
-"It's a pinch," he cried, crashing down the heavy iron tool with a
-cataract of curses. "It's a pinch, an' th' Ghost is in on it. Agnes had
-him right!"
-
-It was a pinch sure enough. Even as Sammy spoke, Rocheford and
-Wertheimer of the Central Office were covering them with their pistols.
-
-"Hands up!" came from Wertheimer.
-
-"You've got us bang right!" sighed Big Head.
-
-Outside they found Cohen, also of the Central Office, with the ruffles
-on the Ghost.
-
-"That's only a throw-off," sneered Sammy, pointing to the bracelets.
-
-The Ghost began to whine. The loose lips became looser than ever, the
-drooping lids drooped lower still.
-
-"W'y, Sammy," he remonstrated weepingly, "youse don't t'ink I'd go an'
-give youse up!"
-
-"That's all right," retorted Sammy, with sullen emphasis. "Youse'll get
-yours, Ghost."
-
-Had the Ghost been wise he would have remained in the Tombs; it was his
-best chance. But the Ghost was-not wise. Within the week he was walking
-the streets, and trying to explain a freedom which so sharply contrasted
-with the caged condition of Big Head and Sammy Hart. Gangland turned its
-back on him; his explanations were not received. And, sluggish and thick
-as he was, Gangland made him feel it.
-
-It was black night in University Place. The Ghost was gumshoeing his
-way towards the Bridge Saloon. A taxicab came slowly crabbing along the
-curb. It stopped; a quick figure slipped out and, muzzle on the very
-spot, put a bullet through the base of the Ghost's brain.
-
-The quick figure leaped back into the cab. The door slammed, and the cab
-dashed off into the darkness at racing speed.
-
-In that splinter of time required to start the cab you might have
-seen--had you been near enough--two white small hands clutch with a kind
-of rapturous acceptance at the quick figure, as it sprang into the cab,
-and heard the eager voice of a woman saying "Promise for promise, and
-word for word! Who wouldn't give soul and body for th' death of a
-snitch?--for a snake that will bite no more?"
-
-
-
-
-IX.--LITTLE BOW KUM
-
-
-Since then no Chinaman will go into the room. I had this from Loui
-Fook, himself an eminent member of the On Leon Tong and a leading
-merchant of Chinatown. Loui Fook didn't pretend to know of his own
-knowledge, but spoke by hearsay. He said that the room was haunted. No
-one would live there, being too wise, although the owner had lowered the
-rent from twenty dollars a month to ten. Ten monthly dollars should
-be no inducement to live in a place where, at odd, not to say untoward
-hours, you hear sounds of scuffling and wing-beating, such as is made
-by a chicken when its head is chopped off. Also, little Bow Kum's blood
-still stains the floor in a broad red patch, and refuses to give way to
-soap and water. The wife of the Italian janitor--who cannot afford to
-be superstitious, and bemoans a room unrented--has scrubbed half through
-the boards in unavailing efforts to wash away the dull red splotch.
-
-Detective Raphael of the Central Office heard of the ghost. He thought
-it would make for the moral uplift of Chinatown to explode so foolish a
-tale.
-
-Yong Dok begged Raphael not to visit the haunted room where the blood of
-little Bow Kum spoke in dumb, dull crimson from the floor. It would set
-the ghosts to talking.
-
-"Then come with me, and act as interpreter," quoth Raphael, and he threw
-Yong Dok over his heavy shoulder and began to climb the stairs.
-
-Yong Dok fainted, and lay as limp as a wet bath towel. Loui Fook said
-that Yong Dok would die if taken to the haunted room, so Raphael forbore
-and set him down. In an hour Yong Dok had measurably recovered, but
-Tchin Foo insists that he hasn't been the same man since.
-
-Low Fong, Low Tching and Chu Wah, three hatchet men belonging to the
-Four Brothers, were charged with the murder. But the coroner let Chu
-Wah go, and the special sessions jury disagreed as to Low Fong and Low
-Tching; and so one way and another they were all set free.
-
-It is difficult to uncover evidence against a Chinaman. They never
-talk, and their faces are as void of expression as the wrong side of a
-tombstone. In only one way does a Chinaman betray emotion. When guilty,
-and pressed upon by danger, a pulse beats on the under side of his arm,
-just above the elbow. This is among the golden secrets known to what
-Central Office men do duty along Pell, Mott and Doyers streets, but for
-obvious reasons it cannot be used in court.
-
-Although the white devils' law failed, the Chinese law was not so
-powerless. Because of that murder, eight Four Brothers and five On Leon
-Tongs have been shot dead. Also, slippered feet have stolen into the
-sleeping rooms of offensive ones, as they dreamed of China the Celestial
-far away beyond the sunset, and unseen bird-claw fingers have turned
-on the white devils' gas. In this way a dozen more have died. They have
-awakened in Chinatown to the merits of the white devils' gas as a method
-of assassination. It bids fair to take the place of the automatic gun,
-just as the latter shoved aside the old-time barbarous hatchet.
-
-Little Bow Kum had reached her nineteenth year when she was killed. Her
-husband, Tchin Len, was worth $50,000. He was more than twice as old as
-little Bow Kum, and is still in Mott Street waiting for her spirit to
-return and strangle her destroyers. This will one day come to pass, and
-he is waiting for that day. Tchin Len has another wife in Canton, but he
-does not go back to her, preferring to live in Chinatown with the memory
-of his little lost Bow Kum.
-
-Little Bow Kum was born in the Canton district, China. Her father's name
-was Wong Hi. Her mother's name doesn't matter, because mothers do not
-amount to much in China. As she lay in her mother's lap, a chubby,
-wheat-hued baby, they named her Bow Kum, which means Sweet Flower, for
-they knew she would be very beautiful.
-
-When little Bow Kum was five years old, Wong Hi, her father, sold her
-for $300. Wong Hi was poor, and $300 is a Canton fortune. Also, the sale
-had its moral side, since everyone knows that children are meant to be a
-prop and support to their parents.
-
-Little Bow Kum was bought and sold, as was well understood by both Wong
-Hi, the father, and the man who chinked down his hard three hundred
-silver dollars as the price, with the purpose of rearing her to a
-profession which, while not without honor among Orientals, is frowned
-upon by the white devils, and never named by them in best society. Much
-pains were bestowed upon her education; for her owner held that in the
-trade which at the age of fifteen she was to take up, she should be able
-to paint, embroider, quote Confucius, recite verses, and in all things
-be a mirror of the graces. Thus she would be more valuable, being more
-attractive.
-
-Little Bow Kum accepted her fate and made no protest, feeling no impulse
-so to do. She knew that she had been sold, and knew her destiny; but she
-felt no shock, was stricken by no desire to escape. What had happened
-and would happen, had been for hundreds and thousands of years the life
-story of a great feminine fraction of her people. Wherefore, the thought
-was at home in her blood; her nature bowed to and embraced it.
-
-Of course, from the white devils' view-point the fate designed for
-little Bow Kum was as the sublimation of the immoral. But you must
-remember that morality is always a question of geography and sometimes a
-question of race. Climates, temperatures, also play their part.
-
-Then, too, there is that element of support. In the tropics, where
-life is lazy, easy, and one may pick a dinner from every tree, man is
-polygamous. In the ice locked arctics, where one spears his dinner out
-of the cold, reluctant sea, and goes days and days without it, man is
-polyandrous, and one wife has many husbands. In the temperate zone,
-where life is neither soft nor hard and yet folk work to live, man is
-monogamous, and one wife to one husband is the only good form.
-
-Great is latitude!
-
-Take the business of steeping the senses in drinks or drugs. That
-eternal quantity of latitude still worms its way into the equation. In
-the arctic zone they drink raw alcohol, in the north temperate whiskey,
-in the south temperate wine, while in the tropics they give up drinking
-and take to opium, hasheesh and cocaine.
-
-Little Bow Kum watched her fifteenth year approach--that year when she
-would take up her profession--without shame, scandal or alarm.
-
-Had you tried to show her the horrors of her situation, she wouldn't
-have understood. She was beautiful beyond beauty. This she knew very
-well, and was pleased to have her charms confessed. Her owner told her
-she was a lamp of love, and that he would not sell her under $3,000.
-This of itself was the prettiest of compliments, since he had never
-before asked more than $2,000 for a girl. Koi Ton, two years older than
-herself, had brought just $2,000; and Koi Ton was acknowledged to be a
-vision from heaven. And so when Bow Kum learned that her price was to
-be $3,000, a glow overspread her--a glow which comes to beauty when it
-feels itself supreme.
-
-Little Bow Kum was four feet tall, and weighed only seventy pounds. Her
-color was the color of old ivory--that is, if you can imagine old ivory
-with the flush and blush of life. She had rose-red lips, onyx eyes, and
-hair as black as a crow's wing. One day her owner went mad with opium.
-As he sat and looked at her, and her star-like beauty grew upon him,
-he struck her down with a bamboo staff. This frightened him; for he saw
-that if he kept her he would kill her because of her loveliness. So,
-knowing himself and fearing her beauty, he sent little Bow Kum to San
-Francisco, and never laid eyes on her again.
-
-Having ripened into her fifteenth year, and the value of girls being up
-in San Francisco, little Bow Kum brought the price--$3,000--which her
-owner had fixed for her. She kissed the hand of Low Hee Tong, her new
-owner; and, having been adorned to the last limit of Chinese coquetry,
-went with him to a temple, dedicated to some Mongolian Venus, which he
-maintained in Ross Alley. Here little Bow Kum lived for nearly four
-years.
-
-Low Hee Tong, the Ross Alley owner of little Bow Kum, got into trouble
-with the police. Something he did or failed to do--probably the
-latter--vastly disturbed them. With that, waxing moral, they decided
-that Low Hee Tong's Temple of Venus in Ross Alley was an eyesore, and
-must be wiped out.
-
-And so they pulled it.
-
-Little Bow Kum--so small, so much the rose-flower which her name
-implied--aroused the concern of the judge. He gave her to a Christian
-mission, which years before had pitched its tent in Frisco's Chinatown
-with a hope of saving Mongol souls, which hope had failed. Thereafter
-little Bow Kum lived at the mission, and not in Ross Alley, and was
-chaste according to the ice-bound ideals of the white devils.
-
-The mission was ruled over by a middle-aged matron with a Highland name.
-This good woman was beginning to wonder what she should do with little
-Bow Kum, when that almond-eyed floweret came preferring a request.
-Little Bow Kum, while dwelling in Ross Alley, had met Tchin Len and
-thought him nice. Tchin Len owned a truck-farm near Stockton, and was
-rich. Would the Highland matron, in charge of the mission, write
-a letter to Tchin Len, near Stockton, and ask that bewitching
-truck-gardener to come down and see little Bow Kum?
-
-"Because," explained little Bow Kum, in her peculiar English, "I likee
-Tchin Len to mally me."
-
-The Highland matron considered. A husband in the case of little Bow Kum
-would supply a long-felt want. Also, no harm, even if no good, could
-flow from Tchin Len's visit, since she, the Highland matron, sternly
-purposed being present while Tchin Len and little Bow Kum conferred.
-
-The matron wrote the letter, and Tchin Len came down to San Francisco.
-He and little Bow Kum talked quietly in a language which the managing
-matron did not understand. But she knew the signs; and therefore when,
-at the close of the conversation, they explained that they had decided
-upon a wedding, she was not astonished. She gave them her blessing,
-about which they cared nothing, and they pledged each other their faith
-after the Chinese manner--which is curious, but unimportant here--about
-which they cared much.
-
-Tchin Len went back to his Stockton truck garden, to put his house in
-order against the wifely advent of little Bow Kum. It is not of record
-that Tchin Len said anything about his Canton wife. The chances are that
-he didn't. A Chinaman is no great hand to mention his domestic affairs
-to anybody. Moreover, a wife more or less means nothing to him. It is
-precisely the sort of thing he would forget; or, remembering, make no
-reference to, lest you vote him a bore. What looks like concealment
-is often only politeness, and goodbreeding sometimes wears the face of
-fraud.
-
-It was settled that Tchin Len should marry little Bow Kum, and the
-latter, aided and abetted by the watchful mission matron, waited for the
-day. Affairs had reached this stage when the unexpected came rapping at
-the door. Low Hee Tong, who paid $3,000 for little Bow Kum and claimed
-to own her, had been keeping an eye on his delicate chattel. She might
-be living at the mission, but he no less bore her upon the sky-line of
-his calculations. Likewise he knew about the wedding making ready with
-Tchin Len. He didn't object. He simply went to Tchin Len and asked for
-$3,000. It was little enough, he said; especially when one considered
-that--excluding all others--he would convey to Tchin Len in perpetuity
-every right in and to little Bow Kum, who was so beautiful that she was
-hated by the moon.
-
-Tchin Len said the price was low enough; that is, if Low Hee Tong
-possessed any interest in little Bow Kum to convey, which he doubted.
-Tchin Len explained that he would talk things over with the mission
-matron of the Highland name, and later let Low Hee Tong know.
-
-Low Hee Tong said that this arrangement was agreeable, so long as it was
-understood that he would kill both Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in case
-he didn't get the money.
-
-Tchin Len, after telling little Bow Kum, laid the business before the
-mission matron with the Highland name. Naturally, she was shocked. She
-said that she was amazed at the effrontery of Low Hee Tong! Under the
-white devils' law he couldn't possess and therefore couldn't pretend to
-any title in little Bow Kum. Tchin Len would be wild to pay him $3,000.
-Low Hee Tong was lucky to be alive!--only the mission matron didn't put
-it in precisely these words. If Tchin Len had $3,000 which he didn't
-need, he might better contribute it to the mission which had sheltered
-his little Bow Kum. It would be criminal to lavish it upon a yellow
-Pagan, who threatened to shed blood.
-
-Tchin Len heard this with pigtailed phlegm and politeness, and promised
-to think about it. He said that it would give him no joy to endow Low
-Hee Tong with $3,000; he was willing that much should be understood.
-
-Little Bow Kum was placidly present at the discussion. When it ended she
-placidly reminded Tchin Len that he knew what she knew, namely, that he
-in all probability, and she in all certainty, would be killed if Low Hee
-Tong's claim were refused. Tchin Len sighed and confessed that this was
-true. For all that, influenced by the mission matron with the Highland
-name, he was loth to give up the $3,000. Little Bow Kum bent her
-flower-like head. Tchin Len's will was her law, though as the penalty of
-such sweet submission death, bitter death, should be her portion.
-
-Tchin Len and the mission matron held several talks; and Tchin Len and
-Low Hee Tong held several talks. But the latter did not get the
-$3,000. Still he threatened and hoped on. It was beyond his Chinese,
-comprehension that Tchin Len could be either so dishonest or so dull
-as not to pay him that money. Tchin Len was rich, and no child. Yes; he
-would pay. And Low Hee Tong, confident of his position, made ready his
-opium layout for a good smoke.
-
-The mission matron and Tchin Len hit upon a plan. Tchin Len would
-privily marry little Bow Kum--that must precede all else. Upon that
-point of wedding bells, the mission matron was as moveless as Gibraltar.
-The knot tied, Tchin Len should sell out his Stockton truck-farm and
-move to New York. Then he was to send money, and the mission matron was
-to outfit little Bow Kum and ship her East. With the wretched Low Hee
-Tong in San Francisco, and Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in far New York,
-an intervening stretch of three thousand five hundred miles might be
-expected to keep the peace.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were married. A month later, Tchin Len left
-for New York with $50,000 under his bridal blouse. He settled down
-in Mott Street, dispatched New York exchange for $800 to the mission
-matron, who put little Bow Kum aboard the Overland Express at Oakland,
-together with three trunks and a ticket. Little Bow Kum arrived in
-due and proper time, and Tchin Len--who met her in Jersey City--after
-saluting her in the Chinese fashion, which is cold and lacks enthusiasm,
-bore her away to Seventeen Mott, where he had prepared for her a nest.
-
-There are three septs among Chinamen. These are the On Leon Tong, the
-Hip Sing Tong and the Four Brothers. The two first are associations;
-the last is a fraternity. You can join the Hip Sing Tong or the On Leon
-Tong. Your sole chance of becoming a Four Brother lies in being born
-into the tribe.
-
-Loui Fook told me these things late one night in the Port Arthur
-restaurant, where the red lamps glow and there is an all-pervading smell
-of preserved ginger, and added that the Four Brothers was very ancient.
-Its sources were lost in the dimmest vistas of Chinese antiquity, said
-Loui Fook.
-
-"One thousand years old?" I asked.
-
-"Much older."
-
-"Five thousand?"
-
-"Much older."
-
-"Ten thousand?"
-
-"Maybe!"
-
-From which I inferred that the Four Brothers had beheld the dawn and
-death of many centuries.
-
-Every member of the Four Brothers is to be known by his name. When you
-cut the slippered trail of a Chinaman whose name begins with Low or Chu
-or Tching or Quong, that Chinaman is a Four Brothers. A Chinaman's first
-name is his family name. In this respect he runs counter to the habit
-of the white devils; just as he does in the matter of shirts, which the
-white devil tucks in and the Chinaman does not. Wherefore, the names
-of Low, Chu, Tching and Quong, everywhere the evidence of the Four
-Brothers, are family names.
-
-Loui Fook gave me the origin of the Four Brothers--he himself is an On
-Leon Tong. Many thousands of years ago a Chinaman was travelling. Dusty,
-weary, he sat down by a well. His name was Low. Another travel-stained
-Chinaman joined him. They talked, and liked each other much. The second
-traveler's name was Chu. Then a third sat down, and the three talked
-and liked each other much. His name was Tching. Lastly, came a fourth
-Chinaman, and the weary dust lay deep upon his sandals. His name was
-Quong. He was equally talked to by the others, and by them equally well
-liked. They--the four--decided, as they parted, that forever and forever
-they and their descendants should be as brothers.
-
-Wherefore the Four Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Tong was a member of the Four Brothers--a descendant of the
-earliest Chinaman at that well, back in the world's morning. When he
-found that Tchin Len had married little Bow Kum and stolen her away to
-New York, his opium turned bitter and he lost his peace of mind. Low Hee
-Tong wrote a Chinese letter, giving the story of his injuries, and
-sent it via the white devils' mails to Low Hee Jit, chief of the Four
-Brothers.
-
-Low Hee Jit laid the case before Lee Tcin Kum, chief of the On Leon
-Tong. The wise men of the On Leon Tong appointed a hearing. Low Hee Jit
-came with the wise men of the Four Brothers to the company rooms of the
-On Leon Tong. Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were there. The question
-was, should the On Leon Tong command Tchin Len to pay Low Hee Tong
-$3,000--the price of little Bow Kum?
-
-Lee Tcin Kum and the wise men of the On Leon Tong, after long debate,
-said that Tchin Len should pay Low Hee Tong nothing. And they argued
-after this wise. The white devils' law had taken hold of little Bow Kum,
-and destroyed Low Hee Tong's title. She was no longer his property. She
-might marry whom she would, and the bridegroom owe Low Hee Tong nothing.
-
-This was in the On Leon Tong's Company rooms in Mott Street.
-
-Low Hee Jit and the wise men of the Four Brothers opposed this.
-Particularly they declined the white devils' laws as of controlling pith
-and moment. Why should a Chinaman heed the white devils' laws? The white
-devils were the barbarous inferiors of the Chinese. The latter as a race
-had long ago arrived. For untold ages they had been dwelling upon the
-highest peaks of all possible human advancement. The white devils,
-centuries behind, were still blundering about among the foothills far
-below. It was an insult, between Chinaman and Chinaman, for Lee Tcin Kum
-and the wise men of the On Leon Tong to quote the white devils' laws, or
-assume to yield them respect.
-
-With this the council broke up.
-
-War was declared by the Four Brothers against the On Leon Tong, and the
-dead-walls of Chinatown were plastered with the declaration. Since the
-white devils could not read Chinese, they knew nothing of all this. But
-the On Leon Tong knew, and the Four Brothers knew, and both sides began
-bringing in their hatchet-men.
-
-When a Chinaman is bent on killing, he hires an assassin. This is not
-cowardice, but convenience. The assassin never lives in the town
-where the killing is to occur. He is always imported. This is to make
-detection difficult. The Four Brothers and the On Leon Tong brought
-in their hatchet-men from Chicago, from Boston, from Pittsburg, from
-Philadelphia.
-
-Some impression of the extent of this conscription might be gathered
-from the following: When last New Year the On Leon Tong gave a public
-dinner at the Port Arthur, thirty hatchet-men were on the roof and
-eighty in the street. This was to head off any attempt the Four Brothers
-might make to blow that banquet up. I received the above from an
-esteemed friend of mine, who was a guest at the dinner, but left when
-told what profuse arrangements had been made to insure his skin.
-
-Tchin Len and little Bow Kum kept up the fires of their love at
-Seventeen Mott. They took their daily chop suey and sharkfin, not to
-mention their bird's-nest soup, across the way at Twenty-two with their
-friends, Sam Lee and Yong Dok.
-
-It was a showery, August afternoon. Tchin Len had been all day at his
-store, and little Bow Kum was sitting alone in their room. Dismal as
-was the day outside, the room showed pleasant and bright. There were
-needlework screens, hangings of brocade and silk, vases of porcelain,
-statuettes in jade. The room was rich--a scene of color and Chinese
-luxury.
-
-Little Bow Kum was the room's best ornament--with her jade bracelets,
-brocade jacket, silken trousers, golden girdle, and sandaled feet as
-small as the feet of a child of six. It would be twenty minutes before
-the Chinese dinner hour, when she was to join Tchin Len across the
-street, and she drew out pen and ink and paper that she might practice
-the white devils' way of writing; and all with the thought of some day
-sending a letter of love and gratitude to the mission matron with the
-Highland name.
-
-So engrossed was little Bow Kum that she observed nothing of the soft
-opening of the door, or the dark savage face which peered through.
-The murderer crept upon her as noiselessly as a shadow. There was a
-hawk-'like swoop. About the slender throat closed a grip of steel. The
-fingers were long, slim, strong. She could not cry out. The dull glimmer
-of a Chinese knife--it was later picked up in the hall, a-drip with
-blood--flashed before her frightened eyes. She made a convulsive clutch,
-and the blade was drawn horribly through her baby fingers.
-
-Over across, not one hundred feet away, sat Tchin Len and his two
-friends in the eating room of Twenty-two. It was a special day, and they
-would have chicken and rice. This made them impatient for the advent of
-little Bow Kum. She was already ten minutes behind the hour. His
-friends rallied Tchin Len about little Bow Kum, and evolved a Chinese
-joke to the effect that he was a slave to her beauty and had made a
-foot-rest of his heart for her little feet. Twenty minutes went by, and
-his friends had grown too hungry to jest.
-
-Tchin Len went over to Seventeen, to bring little Bow Kum. As he pushed
-open the door, he saw the little silken brocaded form, like a child
-asleep, lying on the floor. Tchin Len did not understand; he thought
-little Bow Kum was playing with him.
-
-Poor little Bow Kum.
-
-The lean fingers had torn the slender throat. Her baby hand was cut half
-in two, where the knife had been snatched away. The long blade had been
-driven many times through and through the little body. A final slash,
-hari-kari fashion and all across, had been the awful climax.
-
-His friends found Tchin Len, seated on the floor, with little Bow Kum in
-his arms. Grief was neither in his eyes nor in his mouth, for his mind,
-like his heart, had been made empty.
-
-Tchin Len waits for the vengeance of little Bow Kum to fall upon her
-murderers. Some say that Tchin Len was a fool for not paying Low Hee
-Tong the $3,000. Some call him dishonest. All agree that the cross-fire
-of killings, which has raged and still rages because of it, can do
-little Bow Kum no good.
-
-
-
-
-X.--THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH
-
-
-This is not so much to chronicle the bumping off of Crazy Butch, as to
-open a half-gate of justice in the maligned instance of the Darby Kid.
-There is subdued excitement in and about the Central Office. There is
-more excitement, crossed with a color of bitterness, in and about the
-Chatham Club. The Central Office, working out a tip, believes it has cut
-the trail of Harry the Soldier, who, with Dopey Benny, is wanted for the
-killing of Crazy Butch. The thought which so acrimoniously agitates
-the Chatham Club is "Who rapped?" with the finger of jealous suspicion
-pointing sourly at the Darby Kid.
-
-That you be not misled in an important particular, it is well perhaps to
-explain that the Darby Kid is a girl--a radiant girl--and in her line
-as a booster, a girl of gold. She deeply loved Crazy Butch, having first
-loved Harry the Soldier. If she owned a fault, it was that in matters of
-the heart she resembled the heroine of the flat boatman's muse.
-
- There was a womern in our town
-
- In our town did dwell.
-
- She loved her husband dear-i-lee
-
- An' another man twict as well.
-
-But that is not saying she would act as stool-pigeon. To charge that
-the Darby Kid turned copper, and wised up the Central Office dicks
-concerning the whereabouts of Harry the Soldier, is a serious thing. The
-imputation is a grave one. Even the meanest ought not to be disgraced
-as a snitch in the eyes of all Gangland, lightly and upon insufficient
-evidence. There were others besides the Darby Kid who knew how to locate
-Harry the Soldier. Might not one of these have given a right steer
-to the bulls? Not that the Darby Kid can be pictured as altogether
-blameless. She indubitably did a foolish thing. Having received that
-letter, she should never have talked about it. Such communications
-cannot be kept too secret. Some wretched talebearer must have been
-lounging about the Chatham Club. Why not? The Chatham Club can no more
-guarantee the character of its patrons than can the Waldorf-Astoria.
-
-The evening was a recent one. It was also dull. There wasn't an overflow
-of customers, hardly enough in waiting on them, to take the stiffness
-out of Nigger Mike's knees.
-
-It was nine of the clock, and those two inseparables, the Irish Wop and
-old Jimmy, sat in their usual chairs. The Wop spoke complainingly of the
-poolroom trade, which was even duller than trade at the Chatham Club.
-
-"W'at wit' killin' New York racin'," said the Wop dismally, "an' w'at
-wit' raidin' a guy's joint every toime some av them pa-a-pers makes a
-crack, it's got th' poolrooms on th' bum. For meself I'm thinkin' av
-closin'. Every day I'm open puts me fifty dollars on th' nut. An' Jimmy,
-I've about med up me moind to put th' shutters up."
-
-"Mebby you're in wrong with th' organization."
-
-"Tammany? Th' more you shtand in wit' Tammany, th' ha-a-arder you get
-slugged."
-
-Old Jimmy signalled to Nigger Mike for beer. "Over to th' Little Hungary
-last night," remarked old Jimmy casually, "them swell politicians has a
-dinner. I was there."
-
-The last came off a little proudly.
-
-"They tell me," said the Wop with a deprecatory shrug, "that Cha-a-arley
-Murphy was there, too, an' that Se-r-rgeant Cram had to go along to
-heel an' handle him. I can remimber whin chuck steak an' garlic is
-about Cha-a-arley's speed. Now, whin he's bushtin' 'em open as Chief
-av Tammany Hall, it's an indless chain av champagne an' tur'pin an'
-canvashback, with patty-de-foy-grass as a chaser."
-
-Old Jimmy shook a severe yet lofty head. "If some guy tells you,
-Wop, that Charley needs anybody in his corner at a dinner that
-guy's stringin' you. Charley can see his way through from napkins to
-toothpicks, as well as old Chauncey Depew. There's a lot of duffers
-goin' 'round knockin' Charlie. They're sore just because he's gettin'
-along, see? They'll tell you how if you butt him up ag'inst a
-dinner table, he'll about give you an imitation of a blind dog in a
-meat-shop--how he'll try to eat peas with a knife an' let 'em roll down
-his sleeve an' all that. So far as them hoboes knockin' Charley goes,
-it's to his credit. You don't want to forget, Wop, they never knock a
-dead one."
-
-"In th' ould gas house days," enquired the Wop, "wasn't Cha-a-arley a
-conducthor on wan av th' crosstown ca-a-ars?"
-
-"He was! an' a good one too. That's where he got his start. He quit
-'em when they introduced bell punches; an' I don't blame him! Them big
-companies is all alike. Which of 'em'll stand for it to give a workin'
-man a chance?"
-
-"Did thim la-a-ads lasht night make spaches?"
-
-"Speeches? Nothin' but Trusts is to be th' issue this next pres'dential
-campaign."
-
-"Now about thim trushts? I've been wantin' to ashk yez th' long time.
-I've been hearin' av trushts for tin years, an' Mary save me! if I'd
-know wan if it was to come an' live next dure."
-
-"Well, Wop," returned old Jimmy engigmatically, "a trust is anything
-you don't like--only so it's a corp'ration. So long as it stands in with
-you an' you like it, it's all right, see? But once it takes to handin'
-you th' lemon, it's a trust."
-
-"Speakin' av th' pris'dency, it looks loike this fat felly Taft's out to
-get it in th' neck."
-
-"Surest ever! Th' trusts is sore on him; an' th' people is sore on him.
-He's a frost at both ends of th' alley."
-
-"W'at crabbed him?"
-
-"Too small in th' hat-band, too big in th' belt. Them republicans better
-chuck Taft in th' discard an' take up Teddy. There's a live one! There's
-th' sturdy plow-boy of politics who'd land 'em winner!"
-
-The Nailer came strolling in and pulled up a chair.
-
-"Roosevelt, Jimmy," said he, "couldn't make th' run. Don't he start th'
-argument himself, th' time he's elected, sayin' it's his second term an'
-he'll never go out for th' White House goods again?"
-
-"Shure he did," coincided the Wop. "An' r-r-right there he give himsilf
-th' gate. You're right, Nailer; he's barred."
-
-"Teddy oughtn't to have got off that bluff about not runnin' ag'in,"
-observed old Jimmy thoughtfully. "He sees it himself now. Th' next
-day after he makes his crack, a friend of mine, who's down to th' White
-House, asks him about it; is it for the bleachers,' says my friend, 'or
-does it go?'
-
-"'Oh, it goes!' says Teddy.
-
-"'Then,' says my friend, 'you'll pardon me, but I don't think it was up
-to you to say it. It may wind up by puttin' everybody an' everything in
-Dutch. No sport can know what he'll want to do, or what he ought to do,
-four years ahead. Bein' pres'dent now, with four years to draw to, you
-can no more tell whether or no you'll want to repeat than you can tell
-what you'll want for dinner while you're eatin' lunch. Once I knew a guy
-who's always ready to swear off whiskey, when he's half full. Used to
-chase round to th' priest, on his own hunch; to sign th' pledge, every
-time he gets a bun. Bein' soaked, he feels like he'll never want another
-drink. After he'd gone without whiskey a couple of days, however, he'd
-wake up to it that he's been too bigoted. He'd feel that he's taken
-too narrow a view of th' liquor question, an' commence to see things in
-their true colors.' That's what my friend told him. And now that Teddy's
-show-in' signs, I've wondered whether he recalls them warnin' words."
-
-"W'at'll th' demmycrats do?" asked the Nailer. "Run Willyum Jennin's?"
-
-"They will," retorted the Wop scornfully, "if they want to get th' hoot.
-Three toimes has this guy Bryan run--an' always f'r th' end book. D'yez
-moind, Jimmy, how afther th' Denver Convention lie cha-a-ases down to
-th' depot to shake ha-a-ands wit' Cha-a-arley Murphy? There's no class
-to that! Would Washin'ton have done it?--Would Jefferson?"
-
-"How was he hoited be shakin' hands wit' Murphy?"
-
-The Nailer's tones were almost defiant. He had been brought up with a
-profound impression of the grandeur of Tammany Hall.
-
-"How was he hur-r-rted? D'yez call it th' cun-nin' play f'r him to be at
-th' depot, hand stretched out, an' yellin' 'Mitt me, Cha-a-arley, mitt
-me?' Man aloive, d'yez think th' country wants that koind av a ska-a-ate
-in th' White House?"
-
-The acrid emphasis of the Wop was so overwhelming that it swept the
-Nailer off his feet.
-
-The Wop resumed:
-
-"Wan thing, that depot racket wasn't th' way to carry New York. Th' way
-to bring home th' darby in th' Empire Shtate is to go to th' flure wit'
-Tammany at th' ringin' av th' gong. How was it Cleveland used to win?
-Was it be makin' a pet av Croker, or sendin' th' organization flowers?
-An' yez don't have to be told what happened to Cleveland. An' Tammany,
-moind yez, tryin' to thump his proshpecks on th' nut ivery fut av th'
-way! If Willyum Jinnin's had been th' wise fowl, he'd have took his
-hunch fr'm th' career av Cleveland, an' rough-housed Tammany whiniver
-an' wheriver found. If he'd only knocked Tammany long enough an'
-ha-a-ard enough, he'd have had an anchor-nurse on th' result."
-
-"This sounds like treason, Wop," said old Jimmy in tones of mock
-reproach. "Croker was boss in th' Cleveland days. You'll hardly say that
-Charlie ain't a better chief than Croker?"
-
-"Jimmy, there's as much difference bechune ould man Croker an'
-Cha-a-arley Murphy as bechune a buffalo bull an' a billy-goat. To make
-Murphy chief was loike settin' a boy to carryin' hod. While yez couldn't
-say f'r shure whether he'd fall fr'm th' laddher or simply sit down
-wit' th' hod, it's a cinch he'd niver get th' bricks to th' scaffold.
-Murphy's too busy countin' th' buttons on his Prince Albert, an'
-balancin' th' gold eye-glasshes on th' ridge av his nose, to lave him
-anny toime f'r vict'ry."
-
-"While youse guys," observed the Nailer, with a great air of knowing
-something, "is indulgin' in your spiels about Murphy, don't it ever
-strike youse that he's out to make Gaynor pres'dent?"
-
-"Gaynor?" repeated old Jimmy, in high offence. "Do you think Charlie's
-balmy? If it ever gets so that folks of th' Gaynor size is looked on as
-big enough for th' presidency, I for one shall retire to th' booby house
-an' devote th' remainder of an ill-spent life to cuttin' paper dolls.
-An' yet, Nailer, I oughtn't to wonder at youse either for namin' him.
-There's a Demmycrat Club mutt speaks to me about that very thing at th'
-Little Hungary dinner."
-
-"'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?'
-says I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make
-'em give him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he
-has!' says th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one
-thing an' another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything
-but th' back fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with
-Tammany Hall?' says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker
-did,' says I; 'it's an old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th'
-Gaynors an' th' Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an'
-all them high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason
-they puts a geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that
-be?' asks the Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage
-th' eye of th' Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th'
-drain.'"
-
-The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
-rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie
-Squint. The Darby Kid joined them.
-
-"W'at do youse think?" cried the Darby Kid. "I'm comin' out of me flat
-when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier."
-
-"Where is he?" asked Mollie Squint.
-
-"That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for
-Africa. That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only
-goil he ever loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?"
-
-"W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?"
-
-"No. But me for Africa!--the ideer!"
-
-"About Dopey Benny?" said the Nailer.
-
-"Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick--tryin'
-to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'."
-
-"Then you won't join Harry?" remarked Mollie Squint.
-
-"In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker."
-
-The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
-Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer
-and Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read
-Harry's letter.
-
-To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves--which is the only right
-way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
-twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
-the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side,
-and his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
-
-The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They
-gave him neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral
-straggler, in what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show
-him the moral way in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken
-it if they had.
-
-To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost
-motion. And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion
-money with Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down
-the Gangland position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
-
-"Morality is all to the excellent for geeks with dough to burn an' time
-to throw away. It's right into the mitts of W'ite Chokers, who gets paid
-for bein' good an' hire out to be virchuous for so much a year. But
-of what use is morality to a guy along the Bowery? You could take a
-cartload of it to Simpson's, an' you couldn't get a dollar on it."
-
-Not much was known of the childhood of Butch, albeit his vacuous lack
-of book knowledge assisted the theory that little or less of it had been
-passed in school. Nor was that childhood a lengthy one, for fame began
-early to collect upon Butch's scheming brow. He was about the green and
-unripe age of thirteen when he went abroad into the highways and byways
-of the upper city and stole a dog of the breed termed setter. This
-animal he named Rabbi, and trained as a thief.
-
-Rabbi, for many months, was Butch's meal ticket. The method of their
-thievish procedure was simple but effective. Butch--Rabbi alertly at
-his godless heels--would stroll about the streets looking for prey. When
-some woman drifted by, equipped of a handbag of promise, Butch pointed
-out the same to the rascal notice of Rabbi. After which the discreet
-Butch withdrew, the rest of it--as he said--being up to Rabbi.
-
-Rabbi followed the woman, his abandoned eye on the hand-bag. Watching
-his chance, Rabbi rushed the woman and dexterously whisked the handbag
-from out her horrified fingers. Before the woman realized her loss,
-Rabbi had raced around a nearest corner and was lost to all pursuit.
-Fifteen minutes later he would find Butch at Willett and Stanton
-Streets, and turn over the touch.
-
-Rabbi hated a policeman like a Christian. The sight of one would send
-him into growling, snarling, hiding. None the less, like all great
-characters, Rabbi became known; and, in the end, through some fraud
-which was addressed to his softer side and wherein a canine Delilah
-performed, he Avas betrayed into the clutches of the law.
-
-This mischance marked the close, as a hanger-snatcher, of the invaluable
-Rabbi's career. Not that the plain-clothes people who caught him affixed
-a period to his doggish days. Even a plains-clothes man isn't entirely
-hard. Rabbi's captors merely found him a home in the Catskills, where he
-spent his days in honor and his nights in sucking unsuspected eggs.
-
-When Rabbi was retired to private life, Butch, in his bread-hunting,
-resolved to seek new paths. Among the cruder crimes is house-breaking
-and to it the amateur law-breaker most naturally turns. Butch became a
-house-worker with special reference to flats.
-
-In the beginning, Butch worked in the day time, or as they say in
-Gangland, "went out on _skush._" Hating the sun, however, as all true
-criminals, must, he shifted to night jobs, and took his dingy place
-in the ranks of viciousness as a _schlamwerker_. As such he turned off
-houses, flats and stores, taking what Fate sent him. Occasionally he
-varied the dull monotony of simple burglary by truck-hopping.
-
-Man cannot live by burglary alone, and Butch was not without his
-gregarious side. Seeking comradeship, he united himself with the Eastman
-gang. As a gangster he soon distinguished himself. He fought like a
-berserk; and it was a sort of war-frenzy, which overtook him in battle,
-that gave him his honorable prefix.
-
-Monk Eastman thought well of Butch. Not even Ike the Blood stood
-nearer than did Butch to the heart of that grim gang captain. Eastman's
-weakness was pigeons. When he himself went finally to Sing Sing, he
-asked the court to permit him another week in the Tombs, so that he
-might find a father for his five hundred feathered pets.
-
-In the days when Butch came to strengthen as well as ornament his
-forces, Eastman kept a bird store in Broome Street, under the New Irving
-Hall. Eastman also rented bicycles. Those who thirsted to stand well
-with him were sedulous to ride a wheel. They rented these uneasy engines
-of Eastman, with the view of drawing to themselves that leader's favor.
-Butch, himself, was early astride a bicycle. One time and another he
-paid into Eastman's hands the proceeds of many a _shush_ or _schlam_
-job; and all for the calf-developing privilege of pedalling about the
-streets.
-
-Butch conceived an idea which peculiarly endeared him to Eastman. In
-Forsyth Street was a hall, and Butch--renting the same--organized an
-association which, in honorable advertisement of his chief's trade of
-pigeons and bicycles, he called the Squab-Wheelmen. Eastman himself
-stood godfather to this club, and at what times he reposed himself from
-his bike and pigeon labors, played pool in its rooms.
-
-There occurred that which might have shaken one less firmly established
-than Butch. As it was, it but solidified him and did him good. The world
-will remember the great gang battle, fought at Worth and Center Streets,
-between the Eastmans and the Five Points. The merry-making was put an
-end to by those spoil sports, the police, who, as much without noble
-sympathies as chivalric instincts, drove the contending warriors from
-the field at the point of their night sticks.
-
-Brief as was the fray, numerous were the brave deeds done. On one
-side or the other, the Dropper, the Nailer, Big Abrams, Ike the Blood,
-Slimmy, Johnny Rice, Jackeen Dalton, Biff Ellison and the Grabber
-distinguished themselves. As for Butch, he was deep within the warlike
-thick of things, and no one than he came more to the popular front.
-
-Sequential to that jousting, a thought came to Butch. The Squab-Wheelmen
-were in nightly expectation of an attack from the Five Pointers. By way
-of testing their valor, and settle definitely, in event of trouble, who
-would stick and who would duck, Butch one midnight, came rushing up the
-stairway, which led to the club rooms, blazing with two pistols at once.
-Butch had prevailed upon five or six others, of humor as jocose as his
-own, to assist, and the explosive racket the party made in the narrow
-stairway was all that heart could have wished. It was comparable only
-to a Mott Street Chinese New Year's, as celebrated in front of the Port
-Arthur.
-
-There were sixty members in the rooms of the Squab-Wheelmen when Butch
-led up his feigned attack, and it is discouraging to relate that most
-if not all of them fled. Little Kishky, sitting in a window, was so
-overcome that he fell out backwards, and broke his neck. Some of those
-who fled, by way of covering their confusion, were inclined to make
-a deal of the death of Little Kishky and would have had it set to the
-discredit of Butch. Gangland opinion, however, was against them. If
-Little Kishky hadn't been a quitter, he would never have fallen out.
-Butch was not only exonerated but applauded. He had devised--so declared
-Gangland--an ideal method of separating the sheep who would fly from the
-goats who would stay and stand fire.
-
-Then, too, there was the laugh.
-
-Gangland was quick to see the humorous side; and since humanity is prone
-to decide as it laughs, Gangland overwhelmingly declared in favor of
-Butch.
-
-It was about this time that Butch found himself in a jam. His _schlam_
-work had never been first class. It was the want of finish to it which
-earned him the name of Butch. The second night after his stampede of the
-Squab-Wheelmen, his clumsiness in a Brooklyn flat woke up a woman, who
-woke up the neighborhood. Whereupon, the neighborhood rushed in and sat
-upon the body of Butch, until the police came to claim him.
-Subsequently, a Kings County judge saw his way clear to send Butch up
-the river for four weary years. And did.
-
-Butch was older and soberer when he returned. Also, his world had
-changed. Eastman had been put away, and Ritchie Fitzpatrick ruled in
-his place. Butch cultivated discretion, where before he had been hot and
-headlong, and no longer sought that gang prominence which was formerly
-as the breath to his nostrils.
-
-Not that Butch altogether turned his back upon his old-time associates.
-The local Froissarts tell how he, himself, captained a score or so of
-choice spirits among the Eastmans, against the Humpty Jackson gang,
-beat them, took them prisoners and plundered them. This brilliant
-action occurred in that Fourteenth Street graveyard which was the common
-hang-out of the Humpty Jacksons. Also, Humpty Jackson commanded his
-partisans in person, and was captured and frisked with the rest.
-Butch gained much glory and some money; for the Jacksons--however it
-happened--chanced to be flush.
-
-Butch, returning from Sing-Sing exile, did not return to his _schlam_
-work. That trip up-the-river had shaken him. He became a Fagin, and
-taught boys of tender years to do his stealing for him.
-
-Butch's mob of kids counted as many as twenty, all trained in
-pocket-picking to a feather-edge. As aiding their childish efforts,
-it was Butch's habit to mount a bicycle, and proceed slowly down the
-street, his fleet of kids going well abreast of him on the walks. Acting
-the part of some half-taught amateur of the wheel, Butch would bump
-into a man or a woman, preferably a woman. There would be cries and
-a scuffle. The woman would scold, Butch would expound and explain.
-Meanwhile the wren-head public packed itself ten deep about the center
-of excitement.
-
-It was then that Butch's young adherents pushed their shrewd way in.
-Little hands went flying, to reap a very harvest of pokes. Butch began
-building up a bank account.
-
-As an excuse for living, and to keep his mob together, Butch opened
-a pool parlor. This temple of enjoyment was in a basement in Willett
-Street near Stanton. The tariff was two-and-a-half cents a cue, and what
-Charley Bateses and Artful Dodgers worked for Butch were wont to refresh
-themselves at the game.
-
-Butch made money with both hands. He took his share as a Fagin. Then,
-what fragmentary remnants of their stealings he allowed his young
-followers, was faithfully blown in by them across his pool tables.
-
-Imagination rules the world. Butch, having imagination, extended
-himself. Already a Fagin, Butch became a _posser_ and bought stolen
-goods for himself. Often, too, he acted as a _melina_ and bought for
-others. Thus Butch had three strings to his business bow. He was getting
-rich and at the same time keeping out of the fingers of the bulls. This
-caused him to be much looked up to and envied, throughout the length and
-breadth of Gangland.
-
-Butch was thus prosperous and prospering when it occurred to him to fall
-in love. Harry the Soldier was the Mark Antony of the Five Points, his
-Cleopatra the Darby Kid. There existed divers reasons for adoring the
-Darby Kid. There was her lustrous eyes, her coral mouth, her rounded
-cheek, her full figure, her gifts as a shop lifter. As a graceful crown
-to these attractions, the Darby Kid could pick a pocket with the best
-wire that ever touched a leather. In no wise had she been named the
-Darby Kid for nothing. Not even Mollie Squint was her superior at
-getting the bundle of a boob. They said, and with truth, that those
-soft, deep, lustrous eyes could look a sucker over, while yet that
-unconscious sucker was ten feet away, and locate the keck wherein he
-carried his roll. Is it astonishing then that the heart of Butch went
-down on its willing knees to the Darby Kid?
-
-Another matter:--Wasn't the Darby Kid the chosen one of Harry the
-Soldier? Was not Harry a Five Pointer? Had not Butch, elbow to elbow,
-with his great chief, Eastman, fought the Five Pointers in the battle
-at Worth and Center? It was a triumph, indeed, to win the heart of the
-Darby Kid. It was twice a triumph to steal that heart away from Harry
-the Soldier.
-
-The Darby Kid crossed over from Harry the Soldier to Butch, and brought
-her love along. Thereafter her smiles were for Butch, her caresses for
-Butch, her touches for Butch. Harry the Soldier was left desolate.
-
-Harry the Soldier was a gon of merit and deserved eminence. That he
-had been an inmate not only of the House of Refuge but the Elmira
-Reformatory, should show you that he was a past-master at his art. His
-steady partner was Dopey Benny. With one to relieve the other in the
-exacting duties of stinger, and a couple of good stalls to put up an
-effective back, trust them, at fair or circus or theatre break, to make
-leathers, props and thimbles fly.
-
-It was Gangland decision that for Butch to win the Darby Kid away from
-Harry the Soldier, even as Paris aforetime took the lovely Helen from
-her Menelaus, touched not alone the honor of Harry but the honor of the
-Five Points. Harry must revenge himself. Still more must he revenge the
-Five Points. It had become a case of Butch's life or his. On no milder
-terms could Harry sustain himself in Gangland first circles. His name
-else would be despised anywhere and everywhere that the fair and the
-brave were wont to come together and unbuckle socially.
-
-Butch, tall and broad and strong, smooth of face, arched of nose, was
-a born hawk of battle. Harry the Soldier, dark, short, of no muscular
-power, was not the physical equal of Butch. Butch looked forward with
-confidence to the upcome.
-
-"An' yet, Butch," sweetly warned the Darby Kid, her arms about his neck,
-"you mustn't go to sleep at the switch. Harry'll nail you if youse do.
-It'll be a gun-fight, an' he's a dream wit' a gatt."
-
-"Never mind about that gatt thing! Do youse think, dearie, I'd let that
-Guinea cop a sneak on me?"
-
-It was a cool evening in September. A dozen of Butch's young gons were
-knocking the balls about his pool tables. Butch himself was behind the
-bar. Outside in Willett Street a whistle sounded. Butch picked up a
-pistol off the drip-board, just in time to peg a shot at Harry the
-Soldier as that ill-used lover came through the front door. Dopey Benny,
-Jonathan to the other's David, was with Harry. Neither tried to shoot.
-Through a hail of lead from Butch's pistol, the two ran out the back
-door. No one killed; no one wounded. Butch had been shooting too high,
-as the bullet-raked ceiling made plain.
-
-Butch explained his wretched gun play by saying that he was afraid of
-pinking some valued one among his boy scouts.
-
-"At that," he added, "it's just as well. Them wops 'll never come back.
-Now when they see I'm organized they'll stay away. There ain't no sand
-in them Sicilians."
-
-Butch was wrong. Harry, with Dopey Benny, was back the next night. This
-time there was no whistle. Harry had sent forward a force of skirmishers
-to do up those sentinels, with whom Butch had picketed Willett' Street.
-Butch's earliest intimation that there was something doing came when a
-bullet from the gun of Harry broke his back. Dopey Benny stood off the
-public, while Harry put three more bullets into Butch. The final three
-were superfluous, however, as was shown at the inquest next day.
-
-The Darby Kid was abroad upon her professional duties as a gon-moll,
-when Harry hived Butch. Her absence was regretted by her former lover.
-
-"Because," said he, as he and Dopey Benny fled down Stanton Street, "I'd
-like to have made the play a double header, and downed the Kid along
-wit' Butch."
-
-It was not so written, however. Double headers, whatever the field of
-human effort, are the exception and not the rule of life.
-
-It was whispered that Harry the Soldier and Dopey Benny remained three
-days in the Pell Street room of Big Mike Abrams before their get-away.
-They might have been at the bottom of the lower bay, for all the Central
-Office knew. Butch was buried, and the Darby Kid wept over his grave.
-After which she cheered up, and came back smiling. There is no good in
-grief. Besides, it's egotistical, and trenches upon conceit.
-
-The Central Office declares that, equipped of the right papers, it will
-bring Harry the Soldier back from Africa. Also, it will go after Dopey
-Benny in Kanuckland, when his time is out. The chair--says the Central
-Office--shall yet have both.
-
-Old Jimmy doesn't think there's a chance, while the jaundiced Wop openly
-scoffs. Neither believes in the police. Meanwhile dark suspicions hover
-cloudily over the Darby Kid. Did she rap? She says not, and offers to
-pawn her soul.
-
-"Why should I?" asks the Darby Kid. "Of course I'd sooner it was Butch
-copped Harry. But it went the other way; an' why should I holler? Would
-beefin' bring Butch back?"
-
-
-
-
-XI.--BIG MIKE ABRAMS
-
-
-This was after Nigger Mike had gone into exile in cold and sorrowful
-Toronto, and while Tony Kelly did the moist honors at Number Twelve
-Pell. Nigger Mike, you will remember, hurried to his ruin on the
-combined currents of enthusiasm and many drinks, had registered a score
-or two of times; for he meditated casting full fifty votes at the coming
-election, in his own proper person, and said so to his friends.
-
-As Mike registered those numerous times, the snap-shot hirelings of
-certain annoying reformers were busy popping him with their cameras. His
-friends informed him of this, and counselled going slow. But Mike was
-beyond counsel, and knew little or less of cameras--never having had
-his picture taken save officially, and by the rules of Bertillon. In the
-face of those who would have saved him, he continued to stagger in
-and out upon that multifarious registration, inviting destruction. The
-purists took the pictures to the District Attorney, their hirelings told
-their tales, and Mike perforce went into that sad Toronto exile. He is
-back now, however, safe, sober, clothed and in his right mind; but that
-is another story.
-
-The day had been a sweltering July day for all of Chinatown. Now that
-night had come, the narrowness of Pell and Doyers and Mott Streets was
-choked with Chinamen, sitting along the curb, lolling in doorways, or
-slowly drifting up and down, making the most of the cool of the evening.
-
-Over across from Number Twelve a sudden row broke out. There were
-smashings and crashings, loopholed, as it were, with shrill Mongolian
-shrieks. The guests about Tony's tables glanced up with dull,
-half-interested eyes.
-
-"It's Big Mike Abrams tearin' th' packin' out of th' laundry across th'
-street," said Tony.
-
-Tony was at the front door when the war broke forth, and had come aft
-to explain. Otherwise those about his tables might have gone personally
-forth, seeking a solution of those yellings and smashings and
-crashings for themselves, and the flow of profitable beer been thereby
-interrupted. At Tony's explanation his guests sat back in their chairs,
-and ordered further beer. Which shows that Tony had a knowledge of his
-business.
-
-"About them socialists," resumed Sop Henry, taking up the talk where it
-had broken off; "Big Tom Foley tells me that they're gettin' something
-fierce. They cast more'n thirty thousand votes last Fall."
-
-"Say," broke in the Nailer, "I can't understand about a socialist. He
-must be on the level at that; for one evenin', when they're holdin' a
-meetin' in the Bowery, a fleet of gons goes through a dozen of 'em,
-an', exceptin' for one who's an editor, and has pulled off a touch
-somewheres, there ain't street car fare in all their kecks. That shows
-there's nothin' in it for 'em. Th' editor has four bones on him--hardly
-enough for a round of drinks an' beef stews. Th' mob blows it in at
-Flynn's joint, down be th' corner."
-
-"I'm like you, Nailer," agreed Sop Henry. "Them socialists have
-certainly got me goin'. I can't get onto their coives at all."
-
-"Lishten, then." This came from the Irish Wop, who was nothing if not
-political. "Lishten to me. Yez can go to shleep on it, I know all about
-a socialist. There's ould Casey's son, Barney--ould Casey that med a
-killin' in ashphalt. Well, since his pah-pah got rich, young Casey's
-a socialist. On'y his name ain't Barney now, it's Berna-a-ard. There's
-slathers av thim sons av rich min turnin' socialists. They ain't strong
-enough to git a fall out av either av th' big pa-a-arties, so they rush
-off to th' socialists, where be payin' fer th' shpot light, they're
-allowed to break into th' picture. That's th' way wit' young Barney,
-ould Ashphalt Casey's son. Wan evenin' he dr-r-ives up to Lyon's wit'
-his pah-pah's broom, two bob-tailed horses that spint most av their time
-on their hind legs, an' th' Casey coat av arms on the broom dure, th'
-same bein' a shtick av dynamite rampant, wit' two shovels reversed on a
-field av p'tatoes. 'How ar-r-re ye?' he says. 'I want yez to jump in an'
-come wit' me to th' Crystal Palace. It's a socialist meet-in',' he says.
-'Oh, it is?' says I; 'an' phwat's a socialist? Is it a game or a musical
-inshtrumint?' Wit' that he goes into p'ticulars. 'Well,' thinks I,
-'there's th' ride, annyhow; an' I ain't had a carriage ride since
-Eat-'em-up-Jack packed in--saints rest him! So I goes out to th' broom;
-an' bechune th' restlessness av thim bob-tailed horses an' me not seein'
-a carriage fer so long, I nearly br-r-roke me two legs gettin' in.
-However, I wint. An' I sat on th' stage; an' I lishtened to th'
-wind-jammin'; an' not to go no further, a socialist is simply an
-anarchist who don't believe in bombs."
-
-There arose laughter and loud congratulatory sounds about the door.
-Next, broadly smiling, utterly complacent, Big Mike Abrams walked in.
-
-"Did youse lobsters hear me handin' it to th' monkeys?" he asked, and
-his manner was the manner of him who doubts not the endorsement of men.
-"That chink, Low Foo, snakes two of me shirts. I sends him five, an'
-he on'y sends back three. So I caves in his block wit' a flatiron. You
-ought to pipe his joint! I leaves it lookin' like a poolroom that won't
-prodooce, after the wardman gets through."
-
-"An' Low Foo?" queried Tony, who had shirts of his own.
-
-"Oh, a couple of monks carries him to his bunk out back. It'll take
-somethin' more'n a shell of hop to chase away his troubles!" Mike
-refreshed himself with a glass of beer, which he called suds. "Say," he
-continued with much fervor, "I wisht I could get a job punchin' monks at
-a dollar a monk!"
-
-Mike Abrams, _alias_ Big Mike, was a pillar of Chinatown, and added
-distinctly to the life of that quarter. He was nearly six feet tall,
-with shoulders as square as the foretopsail yard of a brig. His nervous
-arms were long and slingy, his bony hands the size of hams. Neither the
-Dropper nor yet Big Myerson could swap blows with him, and his hug--if
-it came to rough-and-tumble--was comparable only to the hug of Mersher
-the Strong Arm, who had out-hugged a bear for the drinks.
-
-While he lived, Little Maxie greatly appreciated Big Mike. Little Maxie
-is dead now. He ranked in the eyes of Mulberry Street as the best tool
-that ever nailed a leather. To be allowed to join out with his mob
-was conclusive of one's cleverness as a gon. For Maxie would have no
-bunglers, no learners about him.
-
-And, yet, as he himself said, Big Mike's value
-
-Jay not in any deftness of fingers, but in his stout, unflinching heart,
-and a knock-down strength of fist like unto the blow of a maul.
-
-"As a stall he's worse'n a dead one," Maxie had said. "No one ever put
-up a worse back. But let a sucker raise a roar, or some galoot of a
-country sheriff start something--that's where Mike comes on. You know
-last summer, when I'm followin' Ringling's show? Stagger, Beansey an'
-Mike's wit' me as bunchers. Over at Patterson we had a rumble. I got a
-rube's ticker, a red one. He made me; an' wit' that youse could hear th'
-yell he lets out of him in Newark. A dozen of them special bulls which
-Ringling has on his staff makes a grab at us. Youse should have lamped
-Mike! Th' way he laid out them circus dicks was like a tune of music.
-It's done in a flash, an' every last guy of us makes his get-away. Hock
-your socks, it's Mike for me every time! I'd sooner he filled in wit' a
-mob of mine than th' best dip that ever pinched a poke."
-
-Big Mike had been a fixed star in the Gangland firmament for years. He
-knew he could slug, he knew he could stay; and he made the most of these
-virtues. When not working with Little Maxie, he took short trips into
-the country with an occasional select band of yeggs, out to crack a P.
-O. or a jug. At such times, Mike was the out-side man--ever a post of
-responsibility. The out-side man watches while the others blow the box.
-In case things take to looking queer or leary, he is to pass the whistle
-of warning to his pals. Should an officer show unexpectedly up, he must
-stand him off at the muzzle of his gatt, and if crowded, shoot and shoot
-to kill. He is to stand fast by his partners, busy with wedges, fuse and
-soup inside, and under no circumstances to desert them. Mike was that
-one of ten thousand, who had the nerve and could be relied upon to do
-and be these several iron things. Wherefore, he lived not without honor
-in the land, and never was there a fleet of yeggs or a mob of gons, but
-received him into its midst with joy and open hearts.
-
-Mike made a deal of money. Not that it stuck to hum; for he was born
-with his hands open and spent it as fast as he made it. Also, he drank
-deeply and freely, and moreover hit the pipe. Nor could he, in the
-latter particular, be called a pleasure smoker nor a Saturday nighter.
-Mike had the habit.
-
-At one time Mike ran an opium den at Coney Island, and again on the
-second floor of Number Twelve Pell. But the police--who had no sure way
-of gauging the profits of opium--demanded so much for the privilege that
-Mike was forced to close.
-
-"Them bulls wanted all I made an' more," complained Mike, recounting his
-wrongs to Beansey. "I had a 50-pipe joint that time in Pell, an' from
-the size of the rake-off the captain's wardman asks, you'd have thought
-that every pipe's a roulette-wheel."
-
-"Couldn't you do nothin' wit' 'em?" asked Bean-sey, sympathetically.
-
-"Not a t'ing. I shows 'em that number-one hop is $87.50 a can, an'
-yen-chee or seconds not less'n $32. Nothin' doin'! It's either come
-across wit' five hundred bones th' foist of every month, or quit."
-
-Mike sighed over his fair prospects, blighted by the ignorant avarice of
-the police.
-
-"W'at was youse chargin' a smoke?" inquired Beansey.
-
-"Two bits a shell. Of course, that's for yen-chee. I couldn't give
-'em number-one for two bits. After all, w'at I cares most for is me
-cats--two long-haired Persians."
-
-"Cats?" repeated Beansey, suspiciously. "W'at be youse handin' me?"
-
-Beansey by the way, knew nothing of opium.
-
-"W'at am I handin' youse?" said Mike. "I'm handin' you th' goods. Cats
-get th' habit same as people. My cats would plant be some party who's
-cookin' a pill, an' sniff th' hop an' get as happy as anybody. Take 'em
-off the pipe, an' it's th' same as if they're Christians. Dogs, too. Let
-'em once get th' habit, an' then take 'em away from a pipe joint, an'
-they has pains in their stummicks, an' twists an' yowls till you think
-they're goin' mad. When th' cops shut down on me, I has to give me cats
-to th' monk who's runnin' th' opium dump on th' top floor. Sure t'ing!
-They'd have croaked if I hadn't. They're on'y half happy, though; for
-while they gets their hop they misses me. Them toms an' me has had many
-a good smoke."
-
-Folks often wondered at the intimacy between Mike and Little Maxie--not
-that it has anything to do with this story. Little Maxie--his name on
-the Central Office books was Maxie Fyne, _alias_ Maxie English, _alias_
-Little Maxie, _alias_ Sharapatheck--was the opposite of Big Mike. He was
-small; he was weak; he didn't drink; he didn't hit the pipe. Also, at
-all times, and in cold blood, he was a professional thief. His wife,
-whom he called "My Kytie"--for Little Maxie was from Houndsditch, and
-now and then his accent showed it--was as good a thief as he, but on a
-different lay. Her specialty was robbing women. She worked alone, as all
-good gon-molls do, and because of her sure excellencies was known as the
-Golden Hand.
-
-Little Maxie and his Golden Hand, otherwise his Kytie--her name was
-Kate--had a clean little house near Washington Square on the south.
-They owned a piano and a telephone--the latter was purely defensive--and
-their two children went to school, and sat book to book with the
-children of honest men and women.
-
-The little quiet home, with its piano and defensive telephone, is gone
-now. Little Maxie died and his Golden Hand married again; for there's no
-false sentiment in Gangland. If a husband's dead he's dead, and there's
-nothing made by mourning. Likewise, what's most wanted in any husband is
-that he should be a live one.
-
-Little Maxie died in a rather curious way. Some say he was drowned by
-his pals, Big Mike among them. The story runs that there was a quarrel
-over splitting up a touch, and the mob charged Little Maxie with holding
-out. Be that as it may, the certainty is that Little Maxie and his mob,
-being in Peekskill, got exceeding drunk--all but Little Maxie--and went
-out in a boat. Being out, Little Maxie went overboard abruptly, and
-never came up. Neither did anybody go after him. The mob returned to
-town to weep--crocodile tears, some said--into their beer, as they told
-and re-told their loss, and in due time Little Maxie's body drifted
-ashore and was buried. That was the end. Had it been some trust-thief of
-a millionaire, there would have been an investigation. But Little Maxie
-was only a pick-pocket.
-
-Big Mike, like all strong characters, had his weakness. His weakness
-was punching Chinamen; fairly speaking, it grew to be his fad. It wasn't
-necessary that a Chinaman do anything; it was enough that he came within
-reach. Mike would knock him cold. In a single saunter through Pell
-Street, he had been known to leave as many as four senseless Chinamen
-behind him, fruits of his fist.
-
-"For," said Mike, in cheerful exposition of the motive which underlay
-that performance, "I do so like to beat them monks about! I'd sooner
-slam one of 'em ag'inst th' wall than smoke th' pipe."
-
-One time and another Mike punched two-thirds of all the pig-tailed heads
-in Chinatown. Commonly he confined himself to punching, though once or
-twice he went a step beyond. Lee Dok he nearly brained with a stool. But
-Lee Dok had been insultingly slow in getting out of Mike's way.
-
-Mike was proud of his name and place as the Terror of Chinatown. Whether
-he walked in Mott or Pell or Doyers Street, every Chinaman who saw him
-coming went inside and locked his door.
-
-Those who didn't see him and so go inside and dock their doors--and
-they were few--he promptly soaked. And if to see a Chinaman run was as
-incense to Mike's nose, to soak one became nothing less than a sweet
-morsel under his tongue. The wonder was that Mike didn't get shot or
-knifed, which miracle went not undiscussed at such centers as Tony's,
-Barney Flynn's, Jimmy Kelly's and the Chatham Club. But so it was; the
-pig-tailed population of Chinatown parted before Mike's rush like so
-much water.
-
-One only had been known to resist--Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
-possessed a giant's soul.
-
-Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
-Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
-he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
-was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
-spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
-
-"That's straight," said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
-peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, "I never could
-stand for a chive. An' say"--he shuddered--"that monk has: one longer'n
-your arm."
-
-Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his
-weakness for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could
-have done that.
-
-Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because
-of those shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to
-consequences. Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum,
-or perhaps it was the heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being
-surprised by Mike in Pell Street, did not--pig-tail flying--clatter
-inside and lock his door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him,
-coughed contumeliously and spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling
-Tchen would have been no adequate retort--Ling Tchen who thus studied to
-shame him. Wherefore Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went
-so far as to cut off the dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken
-notice of this killing, but some forethoughtful friend had had wit
-enough to tuck a gun beneath the dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became
-at once and obviously a case of self-defence.
-
-There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
-dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only
-thorough but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale
-was nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling
-Tchen belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in
-Pell Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did
-the provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off
-better had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in
-Mott Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street,
-where the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
-
-Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve.
-It pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the
-muffled revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon
-that shirt occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
-
-Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
-Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
-beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
-
-"There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink," expounded Mike, "that
-makes a guy hanker for th' hop."
-
-"It's early yet; better stick 'round," urged Tony, politely. "There
-is some high-rollers from Newport up here on a yacht, an' crazy to see
-Chinatown in th' summer when th' blankets is off. Th' dicks w'at's got
-'em in tow, gives me th' tip that they'll come lungin' in here about
-ten. They're over in Mott Street now, takin' a peek at the joss house
-an' drinkin' tea in the Port Arthur."
-
-"I don't want to meet 'em," declared Mike. "Them stiffs makes me sick.
-If youse'd promise to lock th' doors, Tony, an' put 'em all in th' air
-for what they've got on 'em, I might stay."
-
-"That'd be a wise play, I don't think," remarked the Dropper, who had
-just come in. "Tony'd last about as long as a dollar pointin' stuss.
-Puttin' a chink on th' bum is easy, an' a guy can get away wit' it;
-but lay a finger on a Fift' Avenoo Willie-boy, or look cockeyed at a
-spark-fawney on th' finger of one of them dames, an' a judge'll fall
-over himself to hand youse twenty years."
-
-"Right youse be, Dropper!" said the sophistcated Tony.
-
-Mike climbed the creaking stairway to his room.
-
-Below, in Tony's, the beer, the gossip, the music, the singing and the
-dancing went on. Pretty Agnes sang a new song, and was applauded. That
-is, she was applauded by all save Mollie Squint, who uplifted her nose
-and said that "it wasn't so much."
-
-Mollie Squint was invited to sing, but refused.
-
-About ten o'clock came the Newport contingent, fresh from quaffing tea
-and burning joss sticks. They were led by a she-captain of the Four
-Hundred, who shall go here as Mrs. Vee. Mrs. Vee, young, pretty,
-be-jeweled, was in top spirits. For she had just been divorced from her
-husband, and they put brandy into the Port Arthur tea if you tell them
-to.
-
-Tony did the honors for Number Twelve. He and Mrs. Vee, surrounded by a
-fluttering flock of purple doves, all from aristocratic cotes, became
-as thick as thieves. The Dropper, who was not wanting in good looks and
-could spiel like a dancing master, went twice around the room with Mrs.
-Vee--just for a lark, you know--to a tune scraped from Tony's fiddles
-and thumped from that publican's piano. After which, Mrs. Vee and her
-flutter of followers, Willieboys and all, went their purple way.
-
-Tony, with never flagging courtesy, escorted them to the door. What he
-beheld filled his somewhat sluggish soul with wonder. Pell Street was
-thronged with Chinamen. They were sitting or standing, all silent, faces
-void of meaning. The situation, too, was strange in this. A Chinaman
-could have told you that they were all of the Hip Sing Tong, and not a
-Four Brothers among them. He wouldn't of course, for a Chinaman tells
-a white devil nothing. Pell, by the way, was as much the home street of
-the Four Brothers as of the Hip Sing Tong.
-
-Tony expressed his astonishment at the pigtailed press which thronged
-the thoroughfare.
-
-"This is how it is," vouchsafed the explanatory Tony to Mrs. Vee and
-her purple fluttering doves. "Big Mike's just after standin' Low Foo's
-wash-shop on its nut, an' these monks are sizin' up th' wreck. When
-anything happens to a monk his tong makes good, see?"
-
-Tony might not have said this had he recalled that Low Foo was a Four
-Brothers, and understood that no one not a Hip Sing Tong was in the
-crowd. Tony, however, recalled nothing, understood nothing; for he
-couldn't tell one Chinaman from another.
-
-"How interesting!" cooed Mrs. Vee, in response to Tony's elucidation;
-and with that her flock of purple doves, in fluttering agreement, cooed,
-"How interesting!"
-
-"Did youse lamp th' ice on them dames?" asked Sop Henry, when the
-slumming Mrs. Vee and her suite were out of ear-shot.
-
-Sop had an eye for diamonds.
-
-"That bunch ain't got a thing but money!" observed the Wop, his eyes
-glittering enviously. "I wisht I had half their cush."
-
-"Money ain't th' whole box of tricks."
-
-This deep declaration emanated from old Jimmy. Old Jimmy's home was a
-rear room on Second Street near the Bowery, which overlooked a graveyard
-hidden in the heart of the block. There, when not restoring himself at
-Tony's or Sirocco's or Lyon's, old Jimmy smoked a vile tobacco known
-as Sailors' Choice, in a vile clay pipe as black as sin, and meditated.
-Having nothing to do but think, he evolved in time into a philosopher,
-and it became his habit to unload chunks of wisdom on whomsoever seemed
-to stand in need. Also, since he was warlike and carried a knife,
-and because anyone in hard luck could touch him for a dollar, he was
-listened to politely in what society he favored with his countenance.
-
-"Money ain't th' whole box of tricks," old Jimmy repeated, severely,
-wagging a grizzled head at the Wop, "an' only you're Irish an' ignorant
-you wouldn't have to be told so."
-
-"Jimmy, you're nutty," returned the Wop. "Never mind me bein' nutty,"
-retorted old Jimmy, dogmatically. "I know all about th' rich." Then, in
-forgetfulness of his pension and the liberal source of it, he continued:
-"A rich man is so much like a fat hog that he's seldom any good until
-he's dead."
-
-Old Jimmy called for beer; wisdom is always dry. "Say?" observed the
-Dropper, airily, "do youse guys know that I'm thinkin' I'll just about
-cop off some dame with millions of dough, an' marry her."
-
-"Would she have youse?" inquired Mollie Squint, with the flicker of a
-sneer.
-
-"It's easy money," returned the Dropper; "all I has to do is put out me
-sign, see? Them rich frails would fall for me in a hully second."
-
-"You crooks can't think of a thing but money," snorted old Jimmy. "Marry
-a rich dame! A guy might as well get a job as valet or butler or footman
-somewhere an' let it go at that. Do you mutts know what love is? Th' one
-married chance of happiness is love. An' to love, folks must be poor.
-Then they have to depend upon each other; and it's only when people
-depend upon each other they love each other."
-
-"Jimmy," quoth the Dropper, with mock sadness. "I can see your finish.
-You'll land in Bloomingdale, playin' wit' a string of spools."
-
-"Did you ever," demanded old Jimmy, disregarding the irreverent Dropper,
-"see some strapping young party, up against the skyline on an iron
-building, workin' away wit' one of them rivetin' guns? Well, somewhere
-between th' two rivers there's a girl he's married to, who's doin'
-a two-step 'round a cook stove, fryin' steak an' onions for him,
-an' keepin' an eye out that their kids don't do a high dive off th'
-fire-escape. Them two people are th' happiest in th' world. Such
-boneheads as you can't appreciate it, but they are. Give 'em a million
-dollars an' you'll spoil it. They'd get a divorce; you'd put that
-household on th' toboggan. If this Mister Vee, now, had been poor an'
-drove a truck instead of bein' rich an' drivin' a 6-horse coach, an'
-if Mrs. Vee had been poor an' done a catch-as-catch-can with th' family
-washtub instead of havin' money to burn an' hirein' a laundress, she'd
-never have bucked th' divorce game, but lived happy ever after."
-
-"But, Jimmy," interposed Tony, "I've seen poor folks scrap."
-
-"Sure," assented Jimmy; "all married folks scrap--a little. But them's
-only love spats, when they're poor. Th' wife begins 'em. She thinks
-she'll just about try hubby out, an' see can he go some. Th' only risk
-is him bein' weak enough to let her win. She don't want to win; victory
-would only embarrass her. What she's after is a protector; an' if hubby
-lets her put him on th' floor for th' count, she don't know where she's
-at. She's dead sure she's no good; an' if he's a quitter she's left all
-in th' air. Havin' floored him, she thinks to herself, 'This thing
-protect me? Why, I can lick him myself!' After that, hubby might better
-keep close tabs on little Bright-eyes, or some mornin' he'll call the
-family roll an' she won't answer. Take a boy an' a girl, both young,
-both square, both poor--so they'll need each ether--an', so he's got her
-shaded a little should it come to th' gloves, two bugs in a rug won't
-have nothin' on them."
-
-Old Jimmy up-ended his glass, as one who had settled grave matters,
-while the Dropper and the Wop shook contemplative heads.
-
-"An' yet," said the Wop, after a pause, "goin' back to them rich babies
-who was here, I still say I wisht I had their bundle."
-
-"It's four for one," returned old Jimmy, his philosophy again forging
-to the fore--"it's four for one, Wop, you'd have a dead bad time. What
-street shows th' most empty houses? Ain't it Fift' Ave-noo? Why be they
-empty? Because the ginks who lived in 'em didn't have a good time in
-'em. If they had they'd have stuck. A guy don't go places, he leaves
-places. He don't go to Europe, he leaves New York."
-
-Old Jimmy turned to Tony.
-
-"Fill up th' crockery. I'm talkin' 'way over th' heads of these bums."
-
-"Ain't he a wonder?" whispered Pretty Agnes to the Nailer.
-
-"I should say as much," responded the admiring Nailer. "He ought to
-be sellin' gold bricks. He's talked th' Dropper an' th' Wop into a hard
-knot."
-
-The Dropper was not to be quelled, and insisted that Jimmy was
-conversing through his sou'wester.
-
-"I don't think so," broke in Jew Yetta; "I strings wit' Jimmy. Take
-a tumble to yourself, Dropper. If you was to marry one of them money
-dames, you'd have to go into high society. An' then what? W'y, you'd
-look like a pig on a front porch."
-
-"Don't youse bet on it," declared the Dropper loftily. "There's nothin'
-in that high society stuff. A smart guy like me could learn his way
-t'rough in a week."
-
-"Could he?" said the Nailer, and his tones were tones of derision.
-
-"That's w'at I says!" replied the Dropper. Then, heatedly: "W'y, do you
-geeks think I've never been north of Fourteenth Street? Youse make me
-tired, Nailer. While you was up-th'-river, for toinin' off that loft in
-Chambers Street, don't I go to a shindy at th' Demmycrat Club in honor
-of Sen'tor Depew? There was loidies there--th' real thing, too. An'
-wasn't I another time at th' Charlie Murphy dinner? Talk of high
-society!--if that ain't high society, what is?"
-
-Having squelched the Nailer, the Dropper proceeded more moderately.
-
-"I remember th' scare that's t'run into me at the Depew racket. I've
-been put up ag'inst some hot propositions, but if ever I'm faded it's
-then when, for th' foist time, I lamps a full-blown dame in evenin'
-dress. On th' dead, I felt like yellin' 'Police!'"
-
-"Phwat was it scared yez, Dropper?" asked the Wop.
-
-"It ain't that I'm so scared as rattled. There's too much free-board to
-them evenin' dresses."
-
-"An' the Charlie Murphy banquet," said Pretty Agnes, wistfully. "Didn't
-yez get cold feet?"
-
-"Naw, I don't git cold feet. I admits I falls down, I don't try to
-sidestep that; but it wasn't my fault. Do it over again, an' I'd go
-t'rough wit' bells on."
-
-"How did youse fall down?"
-
-"It's be accident; I takes th' wrong steer, that's all. I makes it a
-point, knowin' I'm none too wise, to plant meself when we pulls up to
-the feed opposite to a gilded old bunk, who looked like ready money. 'Do
-as he does, Dropper' I says to meself, 'an' you're winner in a walk!'
-So, when he plays a fork, I plays a fork; if he boards a chive, I boards
-a chive; from soup to birds I'm steerin' be his wake. Then all of a
-sudden I cops a shock. We've just made some roast squabs look like five
-cents worth of lard in a paper bag, an' slopped out a bunch of fizz to
-wash 'em down, when what does that old Rube do but up an' sink his hooks
-in a bowl of water. Honest, I like to 've fell in a fit! There I'd been
-feelin' as cunning as a pet fox, an' me on a dead one from th' jump!"
-
-"Did any of them smart Alecks give youse th' laugh?" asked the Nailer.
-
-"Give me th' laugh," repeated the Dropper, disgustedly. "I'd have
-smashed whoever did in th' eye."
-
-While beer and conversation were flowing in Number Twelve, a
-sophisticated eye would have noted divers outside matters which might or
-might not have had a meaning. On the heels of Big Mike's laundry deeds
-of desolation and destruction at Low Foo's, not a Chinaman was visible
-in Pell Street. It was the same when Mike came out of Tony's and climbed
-the stairs to his room. Mike safely retired from the field, a handful
-of Four Brothers--all of them Lows and of the immediate clan of Low
-Foo--showed up, and took a slanteyed squint at what ruin had been
-wrought. They spoke not above a murmur, but as nearly as a white devil
-might gather a meaning, they were of the view that no monsoon could have
-more thoroughly scrap-heaped the belongings of Low Foo.
-
-Other Chinamen began to gather, scores upon scores. These were Hip Sing
-Tongs, and they paid not the slightest heed to Low Foo's laundry, or
-what was left of it. What Four Brothers were abroad did not mingle with
-the Hip Sing Tongs, although the two tribes lived in friendship. The
-Four Brothers quietly withdrew, each to his own den, and left the Hip
-Sing Tongs in possession of the street.
-
-Being in possession, the Hip Sing Tongs did nothing beyond roost on the
-curb, or squat in doorways, or stand idly about. Now and then one smoked
-a cigarette.
-
-About 11.20 o'clock, a Chinaman entered Pell Street from the Bowery.
-Every one of the Hip Sing Tongs looked at him; none of them spoke to
-him. Only, a place was made for him in the darkness of the darkest
-doorway. Had some brisk Central Office intelligence been there and
-consulted its watch, it might have occurred to such intelligence that
-had the newcomer arrived from Philadelphia over the B. & O. by
-latest train, he--assuming him to have taken the ferry with proper
-dispatch--would have come poking into Pell Street at precisely that
-hour.
-
-Trinity struck midnight.
-
-The bells sounded dim and far away. It was as though it were the ghost
-of some dead midnight being struck. At the sound, and as if he heard in
-it a signal, the mysterious Chinaman came out of the double darkness of
-the doorway in which he had been waiting, and crossed to the stairway
-that led up to the room of Mike. Not a whisper came from the waiting
-Hip Sing Tongs, who watched him with that blend of apathy and eagerness
-observable only in the Oriental. No one went with the mysterious
-Chinaman. Nor did the stairs creak--as with Big Mike--beneath his velvet
-shoes.
-
-Five minutes passed.
-
-The mysterious one emerged from Mike's stairway as silently as he had
-entered it. He tossed a claw-like hand palm outward, toward the waiting,
-watching Hip Sing Tongs, and then went slippering towards the Bowery.
-Had that brisk Central Office intelligence been there to see, it might
-have reflected, recalling a time table, that by taking the Cortlandt
-Street ferry, the mysterious one would be in time for the 12.30 train to
-Philadelphia over the Pennsylvania.
-
-Before the mysterious one had reached the Bowery, those scores of
-waiting, watching Hip Sing Tongs had vanished, and Pell Street was as
-empty as the promise of a politician.
-
-"Now," whispered Ching Lee to Sam Kum, who kept the chop suey shop, as
-they turned to go--"now he meet Ling Tchen, mebby so!"
-
-One o'clock.
-
-Tony began to think about locking his front door. This, out of respect
-for the law. Not that beer and revelry were to cease in Number Twelve,
-but because such was Tony's understanding with the precinct skipper.
-Some reformer might come snooping else, and lodge complaint against that
-skipper with the Commissioner of Police.
-
-Just as Tony, on bidding "Good-bye!" to Mrs. Vee and her purple
-fluttering flock, had been impressed by the crowded condition of Pell
-Street, so now, when he made ready to lock up, was he impressed by that
-causeway's profound emptiness.
-
-"Say," he cried to his guests in the rear, "you stews come here! This is
-funny; there ain't a chink in sight!"
-
-"D'youse think th' bulls are gettin' ready for a raid?" asked Sop Henry.
-Sop, with the Nailer and the Wop, had joined Tony in the door. "Perhaps
-there's somethin' doin' over at th' Elizabeth Street station, an' the
-wardman's passed th' monks th' tip."
-
-"Nothin' in that," responded Tony, confidently. "Wouldn't I be put wise,
-too?"
-
-Marvelling much, Tony fastened his door, and joined old Jimmy, Pretty
-Agnes and the others in the rear room. When he got there, he found old
-Jimmy sniffing with suspicious nose, and swearing he smelled gas.
-
-"One of your pipes is leakin', Tony," said Jimmy, "leakin' for fair,
-too, or I'm a Dago!"
-
-Tony, in refutation, called attention to a patent truth. He used
-electric light, not gas.
-
-"But they use gas upstairs," he added. Then, half-anxiously; "It can't
-be some hop-head has blown out the gas?"
-
-The thought was enough to start the Dropper, ever full of enterprise.
-
-"Let's have a look," said he. "Nailer you an' th' Wop come wit' me."
-
-Tony again opened the front door, and the Dropper, followed by the Wop
-and the Nailer, filed into the stairway that led to the floor above.
-They made noise enough, blundering and stumbling in the sudden hurry of
-spirit which had gripped them. As they reached the landing near Mike's
-door, the odor of gas was even more pronounced than in Tony's rear room.
-
-The hall was blind black with the thick darkness that filled it.
-
-"How about this?" queried the Dropper. "I thought a gas jet was always
-boinin' in th' hall."
-
-The Dropper, growing fearful, hung back. With that, the Wop pushed
-forward and took the lead. Only for a moment. Giving a cry, he sprang
-back with such sudden force that he sent the Dropper headlong down the
-stairs.
-
-"Th' Virgin save us!" exclaimed the Wop, "but I touched somethin' soft!"
-
-"What's th' row?" demanded Tony, coming to the foot of the stairs.
-
-At the Dropper's request, Tony brought a candle, used by him in
-excursions to those crypts wherein he kept his whiskey.
-
-In a moment all was plain. That something soft which had so told upon
-the Wop was a rubber tube. There was a gas jet in the hall. One end
-of the rubber tube had been fastened over the gas jet, and the other
-stuffed into the keyhole of Mike's door. Trap arranged, the gas had been
-set flowing full blast.
-
-"Well, what do youse think of that?" exclaimed Tony, who understood at a
-glance.
-
-With one swift move, Tony turned off the gas and tore away the rubber
-tube. There was no talk of keys. He placed his powerful shoulder against
-the door, and sent it crashing. The out-rush of gas drove them, choking
-and gasping, into the open air.
-
-"Take it from me," said the Dropper, as soon as he could get his breath,
-"they've croaked Mike."
-
-"But the window," urged the Nailer; "mebbe Mike has the window open!"
-
-"Not a chance!" retorted the Dropper. "No one has his window up while he
-hits th' pipe. They don't jibe, fresh air an' dope."
-
-The Dropper was right. Big Mike, stark and still and yellow, lay dead in
-his bed--the last place his friends would have anticipated--poisoned by
-gas.
-
-"Better notify th' cops," advised Jimmy, the practical.
-
-"Who did it?" sobbed Pretty Agnes. "Mike never handed it to himself.".
-
-"Who did it?" repeated the Dropper, bitterly. "Th' chinks did it. It's
-for Low Foo's laundry."
-
-"You're down wrong, Dropper," said old Jimmy. "It's that Ling Tchen
-trick. I knew them Hip Sings would get Mike."
-
-
-
-
-XII.--THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON
-
-
-The jury returned a verdict of guilty. Thereupon the judge, fixing
-Ellison with hard and thoughtful eye, gave him "from eight to twenty
-years." When a man gets "from eight to twenty years" he is worth writing
-about. He would be worth writing about, even though it had been for such
-crimes of the commonplace as poke-getting at a ferry or sticking up a
-drunken sailor. And Ellison was found guilty of manslaughter.
-
-Razor Riley would have been sentenced along with Ellison, only he had
-conveniently died. When the Gophers gather themselves together, they
-give various versions of Razor Riley's taking off. Some say he perished
-of pneumonia. Others lay it to a bullet in his careless mouth. In any
-case, he was dead, and therefore couldn't, in the nature of things,
-accompany Ellison to Sing Sing.
-
-Razor was a little one-hundred-and-ten-pound man, with weak muscles and
-a heart of fire. He had, razorwise, cut and slashed his way into
-much favorable mention, when that pneumonia or bullet--whichever it
-was--stopped short his career.
-
-While the width of the city apart, he and Ellison were ever friends.
-They drank together, fought together, and held their foes as they held
-their money, in common.
-
-When the jury said "Guilty," it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
-His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that "from eight
-to-twenty years." He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised
-to save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to
-return. Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore.
-Lured by false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to
-get "from eight to twenty years!" Cray and Savage rounded him up. All
-his life a cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a
-battle, had he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of
-sand were the promises of politicians!
-
-My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson
-Market court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of
-March, and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench.
-Ellison and Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed
-in the door of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated
-Italian, and in the language of the officer who made the collar, "didn't
-do a thing to it."
-
-"They are guilty, your honor," said their lawyer, manner deprecatory
-and full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial
-heart--"they are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They
-had been celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps,
-your honor, and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere
-truth, your honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating
-the glorious day, they really didn't know what they were about."
-
-The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
-mercy of an enlightened court.
-
-Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
-Italian broke forth.
-
-"Don't I get-a my chance, judge?" he called out. "Certainly," returned
-Magistrate Corrigan, "what is it you want to say?"
-
-"Judge, that-a guy"--pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer--"he
-say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a
-they do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they
-knock-a th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th'
-macaws, but"--here his voice rose to a screech--"they nevair touch-a th'
-bear."
-
-Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
-while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys
-and macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge
-cinnamon bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently
-plowed 'round the bear.
-
-"Twenty-five and costs!" said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching
-the corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the
-lawyer, who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: "Not a word. Your
-people get off very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men
-didn't know what they were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is
-highly convincing."
-
-When a gentleman goes to Sing Sing for longer than five years, it is
-Gangland good manners to speak of him in the past tense. Thus, then,
-shall I speak of Ellison. His name, properly laid down, was James
-Ellison. As, iron on wrists, a deputy at his elbow, he stepped aboard
-the train, he gave his age as thirty-nine.
-
-His monaker of Biff came to him in the most natural way in the world.
-Gangland is ever ready to bestow a title. Therefore, when a recalcitrant
-customer of Fat Flynn's, having quaffed that publican's beer and then
-refused to pay for it, was floored as flat as a flounder by a round
-blow from Ellison's fist, Gangland, commemorating the event, renamed him
-Biff.
-
-Ellison was in his angular, awkward twenties when he made his initial
-appearance along the Bowery. He came from Maryland, no one knew why and
-a youthful greenness would have got him laughed at, had it not been for
-a look in his eye which suggested that while he might be green he might
-be game.
-
-Having little education and no trade Ellison met existence by hiring out
-as bar-keeper to Fat Flynn, who kept a grog shop of singular vileness
-at 34 Bond. Its beer glasses were vulgarly large, its frequenters of the
-rough-neck school. But it was either work in Flynn's or carry a hod, and
-Ellison, who was not fanatically fond of hard labor, and preferred
-to seek his bread along lines of least resistance, instantly and
-instinctively resolved on the side of Flynn's.
-
-Gangland is much more given to boxing gloves than books, and the
-conversation at Flynn's, as it drifted across the bar to Ellison--busy
-drawing beer--was more calculated to help his hands than help his head.
-Now and then, to be sure, there would come one who, like Slimmy, had
-acquired a stir education, that is, a knowledge of books such as may
-be picked up in prison; but for the most those whom Ellison met, in the
-frothy course of business, were not the ones to feed his higher nature
-or elevate his soul. It was a society where the strong man was the best
-man, and only fist-right prevailed.
-
-Ellison was young, husky, with length of reach and plenty of hitting
-power, and, as the interests of Flynn demanded, he bowed to his
-environment and beat up many a man. There were those abroad in Bond
-Street whom he could not have conquered. But, commonly sober and
-possessed besides of inborn gifts as a matchmaker, he had no trouble
-in avoiding these. The folks whom he hooked up with were of the _genus_
-cinch, _species_ pushover, and proceeding carefully he built up in time
-a standing for valor throughout all the broad regions lying between
-Fourteenth Street and City Hall Park.
-
-Let it be said that Ellison had courage. It was his prudence which
-taught him to hold aloof from the tough ones. Now and then, when a tough
-one did insist on war, Ellison never failed to bear himself with spirit.
-Only he preferred to win easily, with little exertion and no injury
-to his nose and eyes. For Ellison, proud of his appearance, was by
-Gangland's crude standards the glass of fashion and the mould of
-form, and flourished the idol of the ladies. Also, a swollen nose or a
-discolored eye is of no avail in winning hearts.
-
-Every dispenser of beer is by way of being a power in politics. Some
-soar higher, some with weaker wing--that is a question of genius. One
-sells beer and makes himself chief of Tammany Hall. Another rises on
-the tides of beer to a district leadership. Still others--and it is here
-that Ellison comes in--find their lower beery level as Tammany's
-shoulder-hitting aides.
-
-In the last role, Ellison was of value to Tammany Hall. Wherefore,
-whenever he fell into the fingers of the police--generally for
-assault--the machine cast over him the pinion of its prompt protection.
-As the strong-arm pet of the organization, he punched and slugged,
-knocked down and dragged out, and did all these in safety. Some
-soft-whispering politician was sure to show a magistrate--all ears--that
-the equities were on the side of Ellison, and what black eyes or broken
-noses had been distributed went where they truly belonged and would do
-the most Tammany good.
-
-In his double role of beer dispenser and underthug of politics, Ellison
-stood high in Gangland opinion. From Flynn's in Bond Street he went to
-Pickerelle's in Chrystie Street. Then he became the presiding influence
-at a dive of more than usual disrepute kept by one Landt, which had
-flung open its dingy doors in Forsyth Street near Houston.
-
-Ellison' took an impressive upward step at this time. That is, he
-nearly killed a policeman. Nicely timing matters so that the officer was
-looking the other way, he broke a bottle over the blue-coat's head. The
-blue-coat fell senseless to the floor. Once down and helpless, Ellison
-hoofed him after the rules of Gangland, which teach that only fools are
-fair, until the hoofed one was a pick-up for an ambulance.
-
-The officer spent two weeks in a hospital cot, Ellison two hours in
-a station house cell. The politicians closed the officer's mouth, and
-opened Ellison's cell. The officer got well after a while, and he and
-Ellison grew to be good friends. The politicians said that there
-was nothing in it for either the officer or Ellison to remain at
-loggerheads. No man may write himself "politician" who does not combine
-the strength to prosecute a war, with the wisdom to conclude a peace.
-Hence, at the command of the politicians, Ellison and the smitten
-officer struck hands, and pooled their differences.
-
-Ellison, smooth-faced, high-featured, well-dressed, a Gangland cavalier,
-never married. Or if he did he failed to mention it. He was not a
-moll-buzzer; no one could accuse him of taking money from a woman. He
-lived by the ballot and the bung-starter. In addition once a year he
-gave a racket, tinder the auspices of what he called the "Biff Ellison
-Association," and as his fame increased his profits from a single racket
-were known to reach $2,000.
-
-At one time Ellison challenged fortune as part proprietor of Paresis
-Hall, which sink of sin, as though for contrast, had been established
-within the very shadow of Cooper Union. Terminating his connection with
-Paresis Hall, he lived a life of leisure between Chick Tricker's Park
-Row "store" and Nigger Mike's at Number Twelve Pell.
-
-Occasionally he so far unbuckled as to escort some lady to or from
-Sharkey's in Fourteenth Street. Not as a lobbygow; not for any
-ill-odored fee of fifty cents. But as a gentleman might, and out of
-sheer politeness. The law, as enforced from Mulberry Street, was prone
-to take a narrow view of ladies who roamed alone the midnight streets.
-The gallant Ellison was pleasantly willing to save night-bound dames of
-his acquaintance from this annoyance. That was all.
-
-Who has not heard of the celebrated Paul Kelly? Once upon a time, a
-good woman reading a newspaper saw reference to Paul Kelly in some
-interesting connection. She began to burn with curiosity; she wanted to
-meet Paul Kelly, and said so to her husband. Since her husband had been
-brought up to obey her in all things, he made no objection.
-
-Guided by a pathfinder from the Central Office, the gentleman went forth
-to find Paul Kelly, his wife on his arm. They entered Lyon's restaurant
-in the Bowery; the place was crowded. Room was made for them at a table
-by squeezing in three chairs. The lady looked about her. Across, stale
-and fat and gone to seed, sat an ex-eminent of the prize ring. At
-his elbow was a stocky person, with a visage full of wormwood and a
-chrysanthemum ear. He of the ear was given to misguided volubilities,
-more apt to startle than delight.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly looked at the champion gone
-to sulky seed, listened to the misguided conversationist with the
-chrysanthemum ear, and wished she hadn't come. She might have been
-driven from the field, had it not been for a small, dark personage, with
-black eyes and sallow cheeks, who sat next her on the left. His voice
-was low and not alarming; his manner bland but final. And he took quiet
-and quieting charge of the other two.
-
-The dark, sallow little man led those two others in the wordy way they
-should go. When the talk of him of the unsatisfactory ear approached
-the Elizabethan so closely as to inspire terror, he put him softly yet
-sufficiently back in his hole. Also, when not thus employed, in holding
-down the conversational lid, he talked French to one man, Italian to
-another, English to all. Purringly polite, Chesterfield might have
-studied him with advantage.
-
-The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly was so taken with the little dark
-man's easy mastery of the situation, that she forgot the object of the
-expedition. When she was again in the street, and had drawn a deep,
-clear breath or two of long relief, she expressed astonishment that one
-possessed of so much grace and fineness, so full of cultured elegancies,
-should be discovered in such coarse surroundings.
-
-"Surely, he doesn't belong there," she said. "Who is he?"
-
-"Who is he?" repeated the Central Office delegate in a discouraged tone.
-"I thought your hubby wised you up. That's Paul Kelly."
-
-Paul Kelly owned the New Brighton in Great Jones Street. One evening, as
-the orchestra was tuning its fiddles for the final _valse_, a sudden but
-exhaustive bombardment then and there broke loose. In the hot midst of
-it, some cool hand turned off the lights. They were never again turned
-on. The guests departed through window and by way of door, and did not
-come back. It was the end of the New Brighton.
-
-Gangland, which can talk betimes, can also keep a secret. Coax, cozen,
-cross-question as you will, you cannot worm from it the secret of that
-New Brighton bombardment. Ask, and every one is silent. There is a
-silence which is empty, there is a silence which is full. Those who will
-not tell why the New Brighton was shot up that night are silent with the
-silence which is full.
-
-As usual, the Central Office is not without its theories. The Central
-Office is often without the criminal, but never without the explanation.
-One Mulberry Street whisper declared that it was a war over a woman,
-without saying which woman. Another whisper insisted that money lay at
-the roots of the business, without saying what money. Still another ran
-to the effect that it was one of those hit-or-miss mix-ups, in their
-sort extemporaneous, in their up-come inexplicable, the distinguishing
-mark of which is an utter lack of either rhyme or reason.
-
-One officer with whom I talked pointed to Ellison and Harrington as the
-principals. Paul Kelly, he said, was drawn into it as incident to his
-proprietorship of the New Brighton, while the redoubtable Razor became
-part of the picture only through his friendship for Ellison. Another
-officer, contradicting, argued that there had been a feud of long
-standing between Razor and Paul Kelly; that Ellison was there in Razor's
-behalf, and Harrington got killed because he butted in. Both officers
-agreed that the rumpus had nothing to do with Eat-'em-up-Jack's run in
-with Chick Tricker, then sundry months astern, or the later lead-pipe
-wiping out of Jack.
-
-The story of the taking off of Eat-'em-up-Jack has already been told.
-The New Brighton missed Jack. He whom Paul Kelly brought to fill his
-place no more than just rattled about in it. The new sheriff did not
-possess Jack's nice knowledge of dance hall etiquette, and his blackjack
-lacked decision. Some even think that had Jack been there that night,
-what follows might never have occurred at all. As said one who held this
-view:
-
-"If Eat-'em-up-Jack had been holdin' down th' floor, th' New Brighton
-wouldn't have looked so easy to Biff an' Razor, an' they might have
-passed it up."
-
-The dancing floor of the New Brighton was crowded with Gangland chivalry
-and fashion. Out in the bar, where waiters came rushing bearing trays of
-empty glasses to presently rushingly retire loaded to the beery guards,
-sat Paul Kelly and a select bevy. The talk was of business mixed with
-politics, for a campaign was being waged.
-
-"After election," said Paul, "I'm going to close up this joint. I've got
-enough; I'm going to pack in."
-
-"What's th' row?" asked Slimmy, who had drawn up a chair.
-
-"There's too much talking," returned Paul. "Only the other day a bull
-was telling me that I'm credited with being the first guy along the
-Bowery to carry a gun."
-
-"He's crazy," broke in Harrington, who with the lovely Goldie Cora had
-joined the group. "There were cannisters by the ton along the Bowery
-before ever you was pupped."
-
-The Irish Wop, whose mind ran altogether upon politics, glanced up from
-a paper.
-
-"Spakin' av th' campaign," said he, "how comes it things is so quiet? No
-one givin' th' banks a bawlin' out, no one soakin' th' railroads, no one
-handin' th' hot wallops to th' trusts! Phwat's gone wrong wit' 'em?
-I've found but wan man--jusht wan--bein' th' skate who's writin' in th'
-pa-a-aper here,"--and the Wop held up the paper as Exhibit A--"who acts
-loike he has somethin' to hand out. Lishten: After buck-dancin' a
-bit, he ups and calls Willyum Jinnins Bryan th' 'modern Brutus,' says
-'Caesarism is abroad,' an' that Willyum Jinnins is th' only laddybuck who
-can put it on th' bum."
-
-"It's one of them hot-air students," said Harrington.
-
-"But about this Brutus-Caesar thing? Are they wit' th' organization?"
-
-"It's what a swell mouth-piece like Bourke Cock-ran calls a 'figger
-of speech'," interjected Slimmy, ever happy to be heard concerning the
-ancients. "Cesar an' Brutus were a couple of long-ago Dagoes. Accordin'
-to th' dope they lived an' croaked two thousand years ago."
-
-"Only a pair av old wops, was they! An' dead an' gone at that! Sure I
-thought be th' way this writin' gezebo carried on about 'em they was
-right here on th' job, cuttin' ice. An' they're nothin' more'n a brace
-av old dead Guineas after all!"
-
-The Wop mused a moment over the unprofitable meanness of the discovery.
-Then his curiosity began to brighten up a trifle.
-
-"How did yez come to be so hep to 'em, Slimmy?"
-
-"Be studyin'--how-else? An' then there's Counsellor Noonan. You ought
-to hear him when he gets to goin' about Brutus and Caesar an' th' rest
-of th' Roman fleet. To hear Noonan you'd think he had been one of their
-pals."
-
-"Th' Counsellor's from Latrim," said the Wop; "I'm a Mayo man meself.
-An' say, thim Latrim la-a-ads are th' born liars. Still, as long as the
-Counsellor's talkin' about phwat happened two thousand years ago, yez
-can chance a bet on him. It's only when he's repo-o-rtin' th' evints av
-yisterday he'll try to hand yez a lemon."
-
-"I wisht I was as wise as youse, Slimmy," said Goldie Cora, wistfully
-rubbing her delicate nose. "It must be dead swell to know about Caesar
-an' th' rest of them dubs."
-
-"If they was to show up now," hazarded the Wop, "thim ould fellies 'ud
-feel like farmers."
-
-"Oh, I don't know," observed Slimmy: "they was lyin', cheatin',
-swindlin', snitchin', double-crossin' an' givin' each other th'
-rinkey-dink in th' old days same as now. This Caesar, though, must have
-been a stiff proposition. He certainly woke up young! When he's only
-nineteen, he toins out one mornin', yawns, puts on his everyday toga,
-rambles down town, an' makes a hurrah touch for five million of dollars.
-Think of it!--five million!--an' him not twenty! He certainly was a
-producer--Caesar was!"
-
-"Well, I should yell," assented Harrington.
-
-"An' then phwat?" asked the Wop.
-
-"This what," said Slimmy. "Havin' got his wad together, Caesar starts
-in to light up Rome, an' invites the push to cut in. When he's got 'em
-properly keyed up, he goes into the forum an' says, 'Am I it?' An' the
-gang yells, 'You're it'!"
-
-"Caesar could go some," commented Goldie Cora, admiringly.
-
-"Rome's a republic then," Slimmy went on, "an' Caesar has himself elected
-the main squeeze. He declares for a wide-open town; his war cry is 'No
-water! No gas! No police!'"
-
-"Say, he was a live one!" broke in Harrington; "he was Rome's Big Tim!"
-
-"Listen!" commanded Goldie Cora, shaking her yellow head at Harrington.
-"Go on, Slimmy."
-
-"About this time Brutus commences to show in th' runnin'. Brutus is
-th' head of th' Citizens' Union, an' him an' his fellow mugwumps put
-in their time bluffin' an' four-flushin' 'round about reform. They had
-everybody buffaloed, except Caesar. Brutus is for closin' th' saloons,
-puttin' th' smother on horse racin', an' wants every Roman kid who plays
-baseball Sunday pinched."
-
-"He gives me a pain!" complained Goldie Cora.
-
-"An' mind you, all th' time Brutus is graftin' with both hooks. He's
-in on the Aqueduct; he manages a forty per cent, hold out on the Appian
-way; an' what long green he has loose he loans to needy skates in Spain
-at pawn shop rates, an' when they don't kick in he uses the legions to
-collect. Brutus is down four ways from the jack on everything in sight.
-Nothin's calculated to embarrass him but a pair of mittens."
-
-"An' at that," remarked Harrington, who had a practical knowledge of
-politics, "him an' his mugwump bunch didn't have nothin' on th' New
-York reformers. Do youse guys remember when the city bought th' ferries?
-There was------"
-
-"I'd sooner hear Slimmy," said Goldie Cora.
-
-"Me too," agreed the Wop.
-
-Slimmy looked flattered. "Well, then," he continued, "all this time
-Caesar is the big screech, an' it makes Brutus so sore he gets to be a
-bug. So he starts to talkin'. 'This Caesar guy,' says Brutus, 'won't do.'
-
-"'Right you be,' says Cassius, who's always been a kicker. 'That's what
-I've been tellin' you lobsters from th' jump.'
-
-"With this an old souse named Casca sits up, an' says he ain't seen
-nothin' wrong about Caesar.
-
-"'Oh, roll over!' says Cassius. 'Why even the newsboys are on. You know
-Caesar's wardman--that fresh baby, Mark Antony? It's ribbed up right now
-that at th' Lupercal he's to hand Caesar a crown.'
-
-"Casca an' th' other bone-heads turns to Brutus.
-
-"'Yes,' says Brutus, answerin' their looks; 'Cassius has got good
-information. He's givin' youse th' correct steer.'"
-
-"An' did Caesar cop off the crown?" asked Goldie Cora, eagerly.
-
-Slimmy shook his head.
-
-"Th' Lupercal comes 'round," said he, "an' Mark Antony is there with
-bells on. He makes a funny crack or two about a crown, but nothin'
-goes. Th' wind-up is that Brutus, Cassius, Casca, an' th' rest of th'
-Citizens' Union, gang Caesar later in th' forum, go at him with their
-chives, an' cut an' slash till his hide won't hold his principles."
-
-"An' wasn't there," demanded the Wop, with heat, "so much as wan
-strong-arm la-a-ad up at Caesar's end av th' alley, wit' th' nerve to git
-even?"
-
-"Never fear!" returned Slimmy, reassuringly; "th' day they plant Caesar,
-Mark Antony goes in to make th' funeral spiel. He's th' Roman Senator
-Grady, Mark Antony is, an' he burns 'em up. Brutus an' his bunch get th'
-tip up at their club house, an' take it on th' run. With that, Caesar's
-gang gets to goin', an' they stand Rome on its nut from the Capitoline
-Hill to the Tarpeian Rock. Brutus an' the' other mugwumps gets it where
-th' baby wore th' beads, an' there ain't been a Seth Low or a Fulton
-Cutting along th' Tiber from that day to this. Oh, they've got us left
-standin' sideways, them Guineas have, in some things."
-
-About the time Slimmy began his lucid setting forth of Brutus, Caesar and
-their political differences, Ellison and Razor, down at Nigger Mike's in
-Pell Street, were laying their heads together. A bottle of whiskey stood
-between them, for they required inspiration. There were forty people
-in the room, some dancing, some drinking, some talking. But no one came
-near Ellison and Razor, for their manner showed that they did not wish
-to be disturbed. As the Nailer observed, "They had a hen on," and when
-gentlemen have a hen on they prefer being quiet.
-
-"I've no use for Paul Kelly," whispered Razor in response to some remark
-of Ellison's. "You bet he knows enough not to show his snout along
-Eighth Avenue. He'd get it good if he did."
-
-"My notion," said Ellison, "is to turn th' trick right now."
-
-"Just th' two of us?"
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"He'd have his guerillas; youse have got to figure on that."
-
-"They wouldn't stand th' gaff. It's the difference between guys who
-knows what they wants, and guys who don't. Once we started, they'd tear
-th' side out the Brighton in the get-away."
-
-"All right," said Razor, bringing down his hand; "I'm wit' you."
-
-"Just a moment," and Ellison motioned Razor back into his chair. "If
-Paul's dancin', we must stall him into th' bar. I don't want to hoit any
-of them skirts."
-
-It was the delightful habit of Slimmy, on the tail of one of his
-lectures, to order beer for his hearers. That's why he was listened to
-with so much interest. Were every lecturer to adopt Slimmy's plan, he
-would never fail of an audience. Also, his fame would grow.
-
-Slimmy, having finished with Caesar and the others, had just signed up
-to the waiter to go his merry rounds, when Ellison and Razor slipped in
-from the street. Their hands were on their guns, their eyes on Kelly.
-
-Harrington saw it coming.
-
-"Your gatt, Paul, your gatt!" he shouted.
-
-The rule in Gangland is to let every man kill his own snakes.
-Harrington's conduct crowded hard upon the gross. It so disgusted Razor
-that, to show Harrington what he thought of it, he half turned and laced
-a bullet through his brain.
-
-"Now you've got something of your own to occupy your mind," quoth Razor.
-
-Ellison was too old a practitioner to be drawn aside by the Harrington
-episode. He devoted himself unswervingly to Paul Kelly. Ellison's first
-bullet cut a hole through Kelly's coat and did no further harm. The
-lights were switched out at this crisis, and what shooting followed came
-off in the dark. There was plenty of it. The air seemed sown as thickly
-full of little yellow spits of flame as an August swamp of fireflies.
-Even so, it didn't last. It was as short lived as a July squall at sea.
-There was one thunder and lightning moment, during which the pistols
-flashed and roared, and then--stillness and utter silence!
-
-It was fairish pistol practice when you consider conditions. Paul Kelly
-had three bullets in him when four weeks later he asked the coppers to
-come and get him. He had been up in Harlem somewhere lying low. And you
-are not to forget Harrington. There were other casualties, also, which
-the police and politicians worked hand in hand to cover up.
-
-Five minutes went by after the shooting; ten minutes!--no one was in a
-hurry. At last a policeman arrived. He might have come sooner, but the
-New Brighton was a citadel of politics. Would you have had him lose his
-shield?
-
-The policeman felt his official way into the barroom:--empty as a drum,
-dark as the inside of a cow!
-
-He struck a match. By its pale and little light he made out the dead
-Harrington on the floor. Not a living soul, not even Goldie Cora!
-
-Goldie Cora?
-
-Said that practical damsel, when the matter was put up to her by Big
-Kitty, who being sentimental called Goldie Cora a quitter for leaving
-her dead love lying in his blood, "What good could I do? If I'd stuck
-I'd have got pinched; an' then--me in th' Tombs--I'd have stood a swell
-chance, I don't chink, of bein' at Bill's funeral."
-
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- <h1>
- THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Alfred Henry Lewis
- </h2>
- <h4>
- Author of &ldquo;Wolfville,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Boss, Peggy O'Neal,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Sunset Trail,&rdquo; &ldquo;The
- Throwback,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Story of Paul Jones,&rdquo; etc.
- </h4>
- <h5>
- M. A. Donohue &amp; Company
- </h5>
- <h5>
- Chicago New York
- </h5>
- <h4>
- 1912
- </h4>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
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- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0005.jpg" alt="0005 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0005.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <h3>
- TO
- </h3>
- <h3>
- ARTHUR WEST LITTLE
- </h3>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>hese stories are
- true in name and time and place. None of them in its incident happened as
- far away as three years ago. They were written to show you how the other
- half live&mdash;in New York. I had them direct from the veracious lips of
- the police. The gangsters themselves contributed sundry details.
- </p>
- <p>
- You will express amazement as you read that they carry so slight an
- element of Sing Sing and the Death Chair. Such should have been no doubt
- the very proper and lawful climax of more than one of them, and would were
- it not for what differences subsist between a moral and a legal certainty.
- The police know many things they cannot prove in court, the more when the
- question at bay concerns intimately, for life or death, a society where
- the &ldquo;snitch&rdquo; is an abomination and to &ldquo;squeal&rdquo; the single great offense.
- </p>
- <p>
- Besides, you are not to forget the politician, who in defense of a
- valuable repeater palsies police effort with the cold finger of his
- interference. With apologies to that order, the three links of the Odd
- Fellows are an example of the policeman, the criminal and the politician.
- The latter is the middle link, and holds the other two together while
- keeping them apart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alfred Henry Lewis. New York City, Dec. 22, 1911.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>THE APACHES OF NEW YORK</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> I.&mdash;EAT-'EM-UP JACK </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> II.&mdash;THE BABY'S FINGERS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> III.&mdash;HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> IV.&mdash;IKE THE BLOOD </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> V.&mdash;INDIAN LOUIE </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> VI.&mdash;HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> VII.&mdash;LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> IX.&mdash;LITTLE BOW KUM </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> X.&mdash;THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> XI.&mdash;BIG MIKE ABRAMS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> XII.&mdash;THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- THE APACHES OF NEW YORK
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- I.&mdash;EAT-'EM-UP JACK
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">C</span>hick Tricker kept
- a house of call at One Hundred and Twenty-eight Park Row. There he sold
- strong drink, wine and beer, mostly beer, and the thirsty sat about at
- sloppy tables and enjoyed themselves. When night came there was music, and
- those who would&mdash;and could&mdash;arose and danced. One Hundred and
- Twenty-eight Park Row was in recent weeks abolished. The Committee of
- Fourteen, one of those restless moral influences so common in New York,
- complained to the Powers of Excise and had the license revoked.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a mild February evening. The day shift had gone off watch at One
- Hundred and Twenty-eight, leaving the night shift in charge, and&mdash;all
- things running smoothly&mdash;Tricker decided upon an evening out. It
- might have been ten o'clock when, in deference to that decision, he
- stepped into the street. It was commencing to snow&mdash;flakes as big and
- soft and clinging as a baby's hand. Not that Tricker&mdash;hardy soul&mdash;much
- minded snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, having notions about meeting Indian Louie, swung across to
- Roosevelt Street. Dodging down five steps, he opened the door of a dingy
- wine-cellar. It was the nesting-place of a bevy of street musicians, a
- dozen of whom were scattered about, quaffing chianti. Their harps, fiddles
- and hand-organs had been chucked into corners, and a general air of
- relaxation pervaded the scene. The room was blue with smoke, rich in the
- odor of garlic, and, since the inmates all talked at once, there arose a
- prodigious racket.
- </p>
- <p>
- Near where Tricker seated himself reposed a hand-organ. Crouched against
- it was a little, mouse-hued monkey, fast asleep. The day's work had told
- on him. 'Fatigued of much bowing and scraping for coppers, the diminutive
- monkey slept soundly. Not all the hubbub served to shake the serene
- profundity of his dreams.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker idly gave the handle of the organ a twist. Perhaps three notes
- were elicited. It was enough. The little monkey was weary, but he knew the
- voice and heard in it a trumpet-call to duty. With the earliest squeak he
- sprang up&mdash;winking, blinking&mdash;and, doffing his small red hat,
- began begging for pennies. Tricker gave him a dime, not thinking it right
- to disturb his slumbers for nothing. The mouse-hued one tucked it away in
- some recondite pocket of his scanty jacket, and then, the organ having
- lapsed into silence, curled up for another snooze.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker paid for his glass of wine, and&mdash;since he saw nothing of
- Indian Louie, and as a source of interest had exhausted the monkey&mdash;lounged
- off into the dark.
- </p>
- <p>
- In Chatham Square Tricker met a big-chested policeman. Tricker knew the
- policeman, having encountered him officially. As the latter strutted
- along, a small, mustard-colored dog came crouching at his heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's the dog for?&rdquo; Tricker asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in an easy mood, the trivial possessed a charm.
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman bent upon the little dog a benign eye. The little dog
- glanced up shyly, wagging a wistful tail.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's lost,&rdquo; vouchsafed the policeman, &ldquo;and he's put it up to me to find
- out where he lives.&rdquo; He explained that all lost dogs make hot-foot for the
- nearest policeman. &ldquo;They know what a cop is for,&rdquo; said the big-chested
- one. Then, to the little dog: &ldquo;Come on, my son; we'll land you all right
- yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker continued his stroll. At Doyers Street and the Bowery he entered
- Barney Flynn's. There were forty customers hanging about. These loiterers
- were panhandlers of low degree; they were beneath the notice of Tricker,
- who was a purple patrician of the gangs. One of them could have lived all
- day on a quarter. It meant bed&mdash;ten cents&mdash;and three glasses of
- beer, each with a free lunch which would serve as a meal. Bowery beer is
- sold by the glass; but the glass holds a quart. The Bowery has refused to
- be pinched by the beer trust.
- </p>
- <p>
- In Flynn's was the eminent Chuck Connors, his head on his arm and his arm
- on a table. Intoxicated? Perish the thought! Merely taking his usual forty
- winks after dinner, which repast had consisted of four beef-stews. Tricker
- gave him a facetious thump on the back, but he woke in a bilious mood,
- full of haughtiness and cold reserve.
- </p>
- <p>
- There is a notable feature in Flynn's. The East Side is in its way
- artistic. Most of the places are embellished with pictures done on the
- walls, presumably by the old monsters of the <i>Police News</i>. On the
- rear wall of Flynn's is a portrait of Washington on a violent white horse.
- The Father of his Country is in conventional blue and buff, waving a
- vehement blade.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is it?&rdquo; demanded Proprietor Flynn of the artist, when first brought
- to bay by the violent one on the horse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is it?&rdquo; retorted the artist indignantly. &ldquo;Who should it be but
- Washin'ton, the Father of his Country?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Washin'ton?&rdquo; repeated Flynn. &ldquo;Who's Washin'ton?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you know who Washin'ton is? Say, you ought to go to night school!
- Washin'ton's th' duck who frees this country from th' English.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' he bate th' English, did he? I can well be-lave it! Yez can see be
- th' face of him he's a brave man.&rdquo; Then, following a rapt silence: &ldquo;Say,
- I'll tell ye what! Paint me a dead Englishman right down there be his
- horse's fut, an' I'll give ye foor dollars more.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The generous offer was accepted, and the foreground enriched with a dead
- grenadier.
- </p>
- <p>
- Coming out of Flynn's, Tricker went briefly into the Chinese Theater. The
- pig-tailed audience, sitting on the backs of the chairs with their feet in
- the wooden seats, were enjoying the performance hugely. Tricker listened
- to the dialogue but a moment; it was unsatisfactory and sounded like a
- cat-fight.
- </p>
- <p>
- In finding his way out of Doyers Street, Tricker stopped for a moment in a
- little doggery from which came the tump-tump of a piano and the scuffle of
- a dance. The room, not thirty feet long, was cut in two by a ramshackle
- partition. On the grimy wall hung a placard which carried this moderate
- warning:
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:50%;">
- <img src="images/0018.jpg" alt="0018 " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0018.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- The management seemed to be in the hands of a morose personage, as red as
- a boiled lobster, who acted behind the bar. The piano was of that flat,
- tin-pan tone which bespeaks the veteran. It was drummed upon by a bleary
- virtuoso, who at sight of Tricker&mdash;for whose favor he yearned&mdash;began
- banging forth a hurly-burly that must have set on edge the teeth of every
- piano in the vicinity. The darky who was dancing redoubled his exertions.
- Altogether, Tricker's entrance was not without <i>éclat</i>. Not that he
- seemed impressed as, flinging himself into a chair, he listlessly called
- for apollinaris.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do youse pay him?&rdquo; asked Tricker of the boiled barkeeper, indicating
- as he did so the hardworking colored person.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Pad-money!&rdquo;&mdash;with a slighting glance. &ldquo;Pad-money; an' it's twict too
- much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pad-money means pay for a bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I should say so!&rdquo; coincided Tricker, with the weary yet lofty
- manner of one who is a judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- In one corner were two women and a trio of men. The men were thieves of
- the cheap grade known as lush-workers. These beasts of prey lie about the
- East Side grog shops, and when some sailor ashore leaves a place, showing
- considerable slant, they tail him and take all he has. They will plunder
- their victim in sight of a whole street. No one will tell. The first
- lesson of Gangland is never to inform nor give evidence. One who does is
- called snitch; and the wages of the snitch is death. The lush-workers pay
- a percentage of their pillage, to what saloons they infest, for the
- privilege of lying in wait.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker pointed to the younger of the two women&mdash;about eighteen, she
- was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two years ago,&rdquo; said Tricker, addressing the boiled barman, &ldquo;I had her
- pinched an' turned over to the Aid Society. She's so young I thought mebby
- they could save her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Save her!&rdquo; repeated the boiled one in weary disgust. &ldquo;Youse can't save
- 'em. I used to try that meself. That was long ago. Now&rdquo;&mdash;tossing his
- hand with a resigned air&mdash;&ldquo;now, whenever I see a skirt who's goin' to
- hell, I pay her fare.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One of the three men was old and gray of hair. He used to be a gonoph, and
- had worked the rattlers and ferries in his youth. But he got settled a
- couple of times, and it broke his nerve. There is an age limit in
- pocket-picking. No pickpocket is good after he passes forty years; so far,
- Dr. Osier was right. Children from twelve to fourteen do the best work.
- Their hands are small and steady; their confidence has not been shaken by
- years in prison. There are twenty New York Fagins&mdash;the police use the
- Dickens name&mdash;training children to pick pockets. These Fagins have
- dummy subjects faked up, their garments covered with tiny bells. The
- pockets are filled&mdash;watch, purse, card-case, handkerchief, gloves.
- Not until a pupil can empty every pocket, without ringing a bell, is he
- fit to go out into the world and look for boobs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Indian Louie shows up,&rdquo; remarked Tricker to the boiled-lobster barman,
- as he made ready to go, &ldquo;tell him to blow 'round tomorry evenin' to One
- Hundred and Twenty-eight.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Working his careless way back to the Bowery, Tricker strolled north to
- where that historic thoroughfare merges into Third Avenue. In Great Jones
- Street, round the corner from Third Avenue, Paul Kelly kept the New
- Brighton. Tricker decided to look in casually upon this hall of mirth, and&mdash;as
- one interested&mdash;study trade conditions. True, there was a coolness
- between himself and Kelly, albeit, both being of the Five Points, they
- were of the same tribe. What then? As members of the gang nobility, had
- they not won the right to nurse a private feud? De Bracy and Bois Guilbert
- were both Crusaders, and yet there is no record of any lost love between
- them.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the roll of gang honor Kelly's name was written high. Having been
- longer and more explosively before the public, his fame was even greater
- than Tricker's. There was, too, a profound background of politics to the
- New Brighton. It was strong with Tammany Hall, and, per incident, in right
- with the police. For these double reasons of Kelly's fame, and that
- atmosphere of final politics which invested it, the New Brighton was
- deeply popular. Every foot of dancing floor was in constant demand, while
- would-be merry-makers, crowded off for want of room, sat in a triple
- fringe about the walls.
- </p>
- <p>
- Along one side of the dancing room was ranged a row of tables. A young
- person, just struggling into gang notice, relinquished his chair at one of
- these to Tricker. This was in respectful recognition of the exalted
- position in Gangland held by Tricker. Tricker unbent toward the young
- person in a tolerant nod, and accepted his submissive politeness as though
- doing him a favor. Tricker was right. His notice, even such as it was,
- graced and illustrated the polite young person in the eyes of all who
- beheld it, and identified him as one of whom the future would hear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every East Side dance hall has a sheriff, who acts as floor manager and
- settles difficult questions of propriety. It often happens that, in an
- excess of ardor and a paucity of room, two couples in their dancing seek
- to occupy the same space on the floor. He who makes two blades of grass
- grow where but one grew before, may help his race and doubtless does. The
- rule, however, stops with grass and does not reach to dancing. He who
- tries to make two couples dance, where only one had danced before, but
- lays the bed-plates of a riot. Where all the gentlemen are spirited, and
- the ladies even more so, the result is certain in its character, and in no
- wise hard to guess. Wherefore the dance hall sheriff is not without a
- mission. Likewise his honorable post is full of peril, and he must be of
- the stern ore from which heroes are forged.
- </p>
- <p>
- The sheriff of the New Brighton was Eat-'Em-Up-Jack McManus. He had been a
- prize-fighter of more or less inconsequence, but a liking for mixed ale
- and a difficulty in getting to weight had long before cured him of that.
- He had won his <i>nom de guerre</i> on the battle-field, where good
- knights were wont to win their spurs. Meeting one of whose conduct he
- disapproved, he had criticized the offender with his teeth, and thereafter
- was everywhere hailed as Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack wore his honors modestly, as great souls ever do, and
- there occurred nothing at the New Brighton to justify that re-baptism.
- There he preserved the proprieties with a black-jack, and never once
- brought his teeth into play. Did some boor transgress, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack
- collared him, and cast him into the outer darkness of Great Jones Street.
- If the delinquent foolishly resisted, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack emphasized that
- dismissal with his boot. In extreme instances he smote upon him with a
- black-jack&mdash;ever worn ready on his wrist, although delicately hidden,
- when not upon active service, in his coat sleeve.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, drinking seltzer and lemon, sat watching the dancers as they
- swept by. He himself was of too grave a cast to dance; it would have
- mismatched with his position.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who could claim social elevation by virtue of his being
- sheriff, came and stood by Tricker's table. The pair greeted one another.
- Their manner, while marked of a careful courtesy, was distant and owned
- nothing of warmth. The feuds of Kelly were the feuds of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack,
- and the latter knew that Tricker and Kelly stood not as brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack paused by Tricker's table, passing an occasional remark
- with that visitor from Park Row, Bill Harrington with Goldie Cora whirled
- by on the currents of the <i>Beautiful Blue Danube</i>. Tricker's expert
- tastes rejected with disfavor the dancing of Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't like the way she t'rows her feet,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now Goldie Cora was the belle of the New Brighton. Moreover,
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack liked the way she threw her feet, and was honest in his
- admiration. As much might be said of Harrington, who had overheard
- Tricker's remark. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, defending his own judgment, declared
- that Goldie Cora was the sublimation of grace, and danced like a leaf in a
- puff of wind. He closed by discrediting not only the opinion but the
- parentage of Tricker, and advised him to be upon his way lest worse happen
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Beat it, before I bump me black-jack off your bean!&rdquo; was the way it was
- sternly put by Eat-'Em-Up-Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, cool and undismayed, waved his hand as though brushing aside a
- wearisome insect.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Can that black-jack guff,&rdquo; he retorted. &ldquo;Un'er-stan'; your bein' a
- fighter don't get youse nothin' wit' me!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington came up. Having waltzed the entire length of the <i>Beautiful
- Blue Danube</i>, he had abandoned Goldie Cora, and was now prepared to
- personally resent the imputation inherent in Tricker's remark anent that
- fair one's feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He don't like the way you t'row your feet, eh? I'll make him like it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus spake Harrington to Goldie Cora, as he turned from her to seek out
- Tricker.
- </p>
- <p>
- No, Gangland is not so ceremonious as to demand that you lead the lady to
- a seat. Dance ended, it is good form to leave her sticking in the furrow,
- even as a farmer might his plow, and walk away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington bitterly added his views to Eat-'Em-Up-Jack's, and something
- was said about croaking Tricker then and there. The threats of Harrington,
- as had those of Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, glanced off the cool surface of Tricker
- like the moon's rays off a field of ice. He was sublimely indifferent, and
- didn't so much as get off his chair. Only his right hand stole under his
- coat-skirt in an unmistakable way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you big stiff! w'at be youse tryin' to give me?&rdquo; was his only
- separate notice of Harrington. Then, to both: &ldquo;Unless you guys is lookin'
- to give th' coroner a job, youse won't start nothin' here. Take it from me
- that, w'en I'm bounced out of a dump like this, the bouncin' 'll come off
- in th' smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, being neither so quick nor so eloquent as Tricker, could
- only retort, &ldquo;That's all right! I'll hand you yours before I'm done!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington, after his first outbreak, said nothing, being privily afraid
- of Tricker, and more or less held by the spell of his fell repute.
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, who feared no man, was kept in check by his obligations
- as sheriff&mdash;that, and a sense of duty. True, the situation irked him
- sorely; he felt as though he were in handcuffs. But the present was no
- common case. Tricker would shoot; and a hail of lead down the length of
- the dancing floor meant loss in dollars and cents. This last was something
- which Kelly, always a business man and liking money, would be the first to
- condemn and the last to condone. It would black-eye the place; since few
- care to dance where the ballroom may become a battle-field and bullets zip
- and sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If it was only later!&rdquo; said Eat-'Em-Up Jack, wistfully.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Later?&rdquo; retorted Tricker. &ldquo;That's easy. You close at one, an' that's ten
- minutes from now. Let the mob make its getaway; an' after that youse ducks
- 'll find me waitin' 'round the corner in Thoid Avenue.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker, manner nonchalant to the point of insult, loitered to the door,
- pausing on his way to take a leisurely drink at the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You dubs,&rdquo; he called back, as he stepped out into Great Jones Street,
- &ldquo;better bring your gatts!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Gatts is East Sidese for pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington didn't like the looks of things. He was sorry, he said,
- addressing Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, but he wouldn't be able to accompany him to
- that Third Avenue tryst. He must see Goldie Cora home. The Police had just
- issued an order, calculated invidiously to inconvenience and annoy every
- lady found in the streets after midnight unaccompanied by an escort.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack hardly heard him. Personally he wouldn't have turned hand
- or head to have had the company of a dozen Harringtons. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack,
- while lacking many things, lacked not at all in heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- The New Brighton closed in due time. Eat-'Em-Up-Jack waited until sure the
- junction of Great Jones Street and Third Avenue was quite deserted. As he
- came 'round the corner, gun in hand, Tricker&mdash;watchful as a cat&mdash;stepped
- out of a stairway. There was a blazing, rattling fusillade&mdash;twelve
- shots in all. When the shooting was at an end, Eat-'Em-Up-Jack had
- vanished. Tricker, save for a reason, would have followed his vanishing
- example; there was a bullet embedded in the calf of his leg.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker hopped painfully into a stairway, where he might have advantage of
- the double gloom. He had lighted a cigarette, and was coolly leaning
- against the entrance, when two policemen came running up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was that shooting?&rdquo; demanded one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a couple of geeks started to hand it to each other,&rdquo; was Tricker's
- careless reply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did either get hurt?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of 'em cops it in th' leg. Th' other blew.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What became of the one who's copped?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, him? He hops into one of th' stairways along here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The officers didn't see the spreading pool of blood near Tricker's foot.
- They hurried off to make a ransack of the stairways, while Tricker hobbled
- out to a cab he had signaled, and drove away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twenty-four hours later!
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a block from where he'd fought his battle with Tricker,
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack was walking in Third Avenue. He was as lone as Lot's wife;
- for he nourished misanthropic sentiments and discouraged company. It was a
- moonless night and very dark, the snow still coming down. What with the
- storm and the hour, the streets were as empty as a church.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Eat-'Em-Up-Jack passed the building farthest from the corner lamp, a
- crouching figure stepped out of the doorway. Had it been two o'clock in
- the afternoon, instead of two o'clock in the morning, you would have seen
- that he of the crouching figure was smooth and dark-skinned as to face,
- and that his blue-black hair had been cut after a tonsorial fashion
- popular along the Bowery as the Guinea Lop. The crouching one carried in
- his hand what seemed to be a rolled-up newspaper. In that rolled-up paper
- lay hidden a two-foot piece of lead pipe.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crouching blue-black one crept after Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, making no more
- noise than a cat. He uplifted the lead pipe, grasping it the while with
- both hands.
- </p>
- <p>
- Eat-'Em-Up-Jack, as unaware of his peril as of what was passing in the
- streets of Timbuctoo, slouched heavily forward, deep in thought, Perhaps
- he was considering a misspent youth, and chances thrown away.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lead pipe came down.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a dull crash, and Eat-'Em-Up-Jack&mdash;without word or cry&mdash;fell
- forward on his face. Blood ran from mouth and ears, and melted redly into
- the snow.
- </p>
- <p>
- The crouching blue-black one shrank back into the stairway, and was seen
- no more. The street returned to utter emptiness. There remained only the
- lifeless body of Eat-'Em-Up-jack. Nothing beyond, save the softly falling
- veil of snow, with the street lamps shining through.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- II.&mdash;THE BABY'S FINGERS
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a Central
- Office man who told me how the baby lost its fingers. I like Central
- Office men; they live romances and have adventures. The man I most shrink
- from is your dull, proper individual to whom nothing happens. You have
- seen a hundred such. Rigidly correct, they go uneventfully to and fro upon
- their little respectable tracks. Evenings, from the safe yet severe
- vantage of their little respectable porches, they pass judgment upon
- humanity from across the front fence. After which, they go inside and
- weary their wives with their tasteless, pale society, while those
- melancholy matrons question themselves, in a spirit of tacit despair,
- concerning the blessings of matrimony. In the end, first thanking heaven
- that they are not as other men, they retire to bed, to rise in the dawning
- and repeat the history of every pulseless yesterday of their existence.
- Nothing ever overtakes them that doesn't overtake a clam. They are
- interesting, can be interesting, to no one save themselves. To talk with
- one an hour is like being lost in the desert an hour. I prefer people into
- whose lives intrudes some element of adventure, and who, as they roll out
- of their blankets in the morning, cannot give you, word and minute, just
- what they will be saying and doing every hour in the coming twelve.
- </p>
- <p>
- My Central Office friend, in telling of the baby's absent fingers, began
- by speaking of Johnny Spanish. Spanish has been sent to prison for no less
- than seven years. Dribben and Blum arrested him, and when the next morning
- he was paraded at the Central Office looking-over, the speech made upon
- him by Commissioner Flynn set a resentful pulse to beating in his swarthy
- cheek.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not that Spanish had been arrested for the baby's lost fingers. That story
- in the telling came later, although the wrong it registered had happened
- months before. Dribben and Blum picked him up&mdash;as a piece of work it
- did them credit&mdash;for what occurred in Mersher Miller's place.
- </p>
- <p>
- As all the world knows, Mersher Miller, or as he is called among his
- intimates, Mersher the Strong-Arm, conducts a beer house at 171 Norfolk
- Street. It was a placid April evening, and Mersher's brother, as
- bottle-tosser, was busy behind the bar. Mersher himself was not in, which&mdash;for
- Mersher&mdash;may or may not have been greatly to the good.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish came into the place. His hat was low-drawn over his black eyes.
- Mersher's brother, wiping glasses, didn't know him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's Mersher?&rdquo; asked Spanish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not here,&rdquo; quoth Mersher's brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You'll do,&rdquo; returned Spanish. &ldquo;Give me ten dollars out of the damper.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother held this proposal in finance to be foolishly
- impossible, and was explicit on that head. He insisted, not without scorn,
- that he was the last man in the world to give a casual caller ten dollars
- out of the damper or anything else.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll be back,&rdquo; replied Spanish, &ldquo;an' I bet then you'll give me that
- ten-spot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's Johnny Spanish,&rdquo; declared a bystander, when Spanish, muttering his
- discontent, had gone his threatening way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother doubted it. He had heard of Spanish, but had never seen
- him. It was his understanding that Spanish was not in town at all, having
- lammistered some time before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's wanted be th' cops,&rdquo; Mersher's brother argued. &ldquo;You don't suppose
- he's sucker enough to walk into their mitts? He wouldn't dare show up in
- town.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't con yourself,&rdquo; replied the bystander, who had a working knowledge
- of Gangland and its notables. &ldquo;That's Spanish, all right. He was out of
- town, but not because of the bulls. It's the Dropper he's leary of; an'
- now th' Dropper's in hock he's chased back. You heard what he said about
- comin' 'round ag'in? Take my tip an' rib yourself up wit' a rod. That
- Spanish is a tough kid!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The evening wore on at Mersher's; one hour, two hours, three went
- peaceably by. The clock pointed to eleven.
- </p>
- <p>
- Without warning a lowering figure appeared at the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There he is!&rdquo; exclaimed the learned bystander. Then he added with a note
- of pride, albeit shaky as to voice: &ldquo;What did I tell youse?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The figure in the doorway strode forward. It was Spanish. A second figure&mdash;hat
- over eyes&mdash;. followed hard on his heels. With a flourish, possible
- only to the close student of Mr. Beadle's dime literature, Spanish drew
- two Colt's pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come through wit' that ten!&rdquo; said he to Mersher's brother.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother came through, and came through swiftly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought so!&rdquo; sneered Spanish, showing his side teeth like a dog whose
- feelings have been hurt. &ldquo;Now come through wit' th' rest!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mersher's brother eagerly gave him the contents of the cash drawer&mdash;about
- eighty dollars.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, having pocketed the money, wheeled upon the little knot of
- customers, who, after the New York manner when crime is afoot, had stood
- motionless with no thought of interfering.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hands up! Faces to the wall!&rdquo; cried Spanish. &ldquo;Everybody's dough looks
- good to me to-night!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The customers, acting in such concert that it seemed as though they'd been
- rehearsed, hands held high, turned their faces to the wall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You keep them covered,&rdquo; said Spanish to his dark companion in arms,
- &ldquo;while I go through 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark companion leveled his own pistol in a way calculated to do the
- most harm, and Spanish reaped an assortment of cheap watches and a handful
- of bills.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish came round on Mersher's brother. The latter had stooped down until
- his eyes were on a par with the bar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said Spanish to Mersher's brother, &ldquo;I might as well cook you. I've
- no use for barkeeps, anyway, an' besides you're built like a pig an' I
- don't like your looks!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish began to shoot, and Mersher's brother began to dodge. Ducking and
- dodging, the latter ran the length of the bar, Spanish faithfully
- following with his bullets. There were two in the ice box, two through the
- mirror, five in the top of the bar. Each and all, they had been too late
- for Mersher's brother, who, pale as a candle, emerged from the bombardment
- breathing heavily but untouched.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' this,&rdquo; cried Ikey the pawnbroker, ten minutes after Spanish had
- disappeared&mdash;Ikey was out a red watch and sixty dollars&mdash;&ldquo;an'
- this iss vat Mayor Gaynor calls 'outvard order an' decency'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was upon the identification of the learned bystander that Dribben and
- Blum went to work, and it was for that stick-up in Mersher's the two made
- the collar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's lucky for you guys,&rdquo; said Spanish, his eye sparkling venomously like
- the eye of a snake&mdash;&ldquo;it's lucky for you guys that you got me wit'out
- me guns. I'd have croaked one of you bulls sure, an' maybe both, an' then
- took th' Dutch way out me-self.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dutch way out, with Spanish and his immediate circle, means suicide,
- it being a belief among them that the Dutch are a melancholy brood, and
- favor suicide as a means of relief when the burdens of life become more
- than they can bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, however, did not have his gun when he was pinched, and therefore
- did not croak Dribben and Blum, and do the Dutch act for himself. Dribben
- and Blum are about their daily duties as thief takers, as this is read,
- while Spanish is considering nature from between the Sing Sing bars.
- Dribben and Blum say that, even if Spanish had had his guns, he would
- neither have croaked them nor come near it, and in what bluffs he put up
- to that lethal effect he was talking through his hat. For myself, I say
- nothing, neither one way nor the other, except that Dribben and Blum are
- bold and enterprising officers, and Spanish is the very heart of
- quenchless desperation.
- </p>
- <p>
- By word of my Central Office informant, Spanish has seen twenty-two years
- and wasted most of them. His people dwell somewhere in the wilds of Long
- Island, and are as respectable as folk can be on two dollars a day.
- Spanish did not live with his people, preferring the city, where he cut a
- figure in Suffolk, Norfolk, Forsyth, Hester, Grand, and other East Side
- avenues.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Spanish had a gallery number, and his picture held an
- important place in Central Office regard. It was taken out during what
- years the inadequate Bingham prevailed as Commissioner of Police. A row
- arose over a youth named Duffy, who was esteemed by an eminent Judge.
- Duffy's picture was in the gallery, and the judge demanded its removal. It
- being inconvenient to refuse the judge, young Duffy's picture was taken
- out; and since to make fish of one while making flesh of others might have
- invited invidious comment, some hundreds of pictures&mdash;among them that
- of Spanish&mdash;were removed at the same time.
- </p>
- <p>
- It pleased Spanish vastly when his mug came out of the gallery. Not that
- its presence there was calculated to hurt his standing; not but what it
- was bound to go back as a certain incident of his method of life. Its
- removal was a wound to police vanity; and, hating the police, he found joy
- in whatsoever served to wring their azure withers.
- </p>
- <p>
- When, according to the rules of Bertillon, Spanish was thumb-printed,
- mugged and measured, the police described him on their books as Pickpocket
- and Fagin. The police affirmed that he not only worked the Broadway
- rattlers in his own improper person, but&mdash;paying a compliment to his
- genius for organization&mdash;that he had drawn about himself a group of
- children and taught them to steal for his sinful use. It is no more than
- truth to say, however, that never in New York City was Spanish convicted
- as either a Fagin or a pickpocket, and the police&mdash;as he charges&mdash;may
- have given him these titles as a cover for their ignorance, which some
- insist is of as deep an indigo as the hue of their own coats.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish was about seventeen when he began making an East Side stir. He did
- not yearn to be respectable. He had borne witness to the hard working
- respectability of his father and mother, and remembered nothing as having
- come from it more than aching muscles and empty pockets. Their clothes
- were poor, their house was poor, their table poor. Why should he fret
- himself with ideals of the respectable?
- </p>
- <p>
- Work?
- </p>
- <p>
- It didn't pay.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his blood, too, flowed malignant cross-currents, which swept him
- towards idleness and all manner of violences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nor did the lesson of the hour train him in selfrestraint. All over New
- York City, in Fifth Avenue, at the Five Points, the single cry was, Get
- the Money! The rich were never called upon to explain their prosperity.
- The poor were forever being asked to give some legal reason for their
- poverty. Two men in a magistrate's court are fined ten dollars each. One
- pays, and walks free; the other doesn't, and goes to the Island. Spanish
- sees, and hears, and understands.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; cries he, &ldquo;that boob went to the Island not for what he did but for
- not having ten bones!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And the lesson of that thunderous murmur&mdash;reaching from the Battery
- to Kingsbridge&mdash;of Get the Money! rushes upon him; and he makes up
- his mind to heed it. Also, there are uncounted scores like Spanish, and
- other uncounted scores with better coats than his, who are hearing and
- seeing and reasoning the same way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish stood but five feet three, and his place was among the
- lightweights. Such as the Dropper, who tilted the scales at 180, and whose
- name of Dropper had been conferred upon him because every time he hit a
- man he dropped him&mdash;such as Ike the Blood, as hard and heavy as the
- Dropper and whose title of the Blood had not been granted in any spirit of
- factitiousness&mdash;laughed at him. What matter that his heart was high,
- his courage proof? Physically, he could do nothing with these dangerous
- ones&mdash;as big as dangerous! And so, ferociously ready to even things
- up, he began packing a rod.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Spanish, proceeding as best he might by his dim standards, was
- struggling for gang eminence and dollars, Alma, round, dark, vivacious,
- eyes as deep and soft and black as velvet, was the unchallenged belle of
- her Williamsburg set. Days she worked as a dressmaker, without getting
- rich. Nights she went to rackets, which are dances wide open and unfenced.
- Sundays she took in picnics, or rode up and down on the trolleys&mdash;those
- touring cars of the poor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish met Alma and worshipped her, for so was the world made. Being thus
- in love, while before he, Spanish, had only needed money, now he had to
- have it. For love's price to a man is money, just as its price to a woman
- is tears.
- </p>
- <p>
- Casting about for ways and means, Spanish's money-hunting eye fell upon
- Jigger. Jigger owned a stuss-house in Forsyth Street, between Hester and
- Grand. Jigger was prosperous beyond the dreams of avarice. Multitudes,
- stabbing stuss, thronged his temple of chance. As a quick, sure way to
- amass riches, Spanish decided to become Jigger's partner. Between them
- they would divide the harvest of Forsyth Street stuss.
- </p>
- <p>
- The golden beauty of the thought lit up the dark face of Spanish with a
- smile that was like a splash of vicious sunshine. Alma, in the effulgence
- of her toilets, should overpower all rivalry! At rout and racket, he,
- Spanish, would lead the hard walk with her, and she should shine out upon
- Gangland fashion like a fire in a forest.
- </p>
- <p>
- His soul having wallowed itself weary in these visions, Spanish sought
- Jigger as a step towards making the visions real. Spanish and his
- proposition met with obstruction. Jigger couldn't see it, wouldn't have
- it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish was neither astonished nor dismayed. He had foreseen the Jiggerian
- reluctance, and was organized to break it down. When Jigger declined his
- proffered partnership&mdash;in which he, Jigger, must furnish the capital
- while Spanish contributed only his avarice&mdash;and asked, &ldquo;Why should
- I?&rdquo; he, Spanish, was ready with an answer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should you?&rdquo; and Spanish repeated Jigger's question so that his reply
- might have double force. &ldquo;Because, if you don't, I'll bump youse off.&rdquo;
- Gangland is so much like Missouri that you must always be prepared to show
- it. Gangland takes nothing on trust. And, if you try to run a bluff, it
- calls you. Spanish wore a low-browed, sullen, sour look. But he had killed
- no one, owned no dread repute, and Jigger was used to sullen, sour,
- lowbrowed looks. Thus, when Spanish spoke of bumping Jigger off, that
- courtier of fortune, full of a case-hardened scepticism, laughed low and
- long and mockingly. He told the death-threatening Spanish to come
- a-running.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish didn't come a-running, but he came much nearer it than Jigger
- liked. Crossing up with the perverse Jigger the next evening, at the
- corner of Forsyth and Grand, he opened upon that obstinate stuss dealer
- with a Colt's-38. Jigger managed to escape, but little Sadie Rotin, <i>otat</i>
- eight, was killed. Jigger, who was unarmed, could not return the fire.
- Spanish, confused and flurried, doubtless, by the poor result of his
- gun-play, betook himself to flight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police did not get Spanish; but in Gangland the incident did him
- little good. At the Ajax Club, and in other places where the best blood of
- the gangs was wont to unbuckle and give opinions, such sentiment-makers as
- the Dropper, Ike the Blood, Kid Kleiney, Little Beno, Fritzie Rice, Kid
- Strauss, the Humble Dutchman, Zamo, and the Irish Wop, held but one view.
- Such slovenly work was without precedent as without apology. To miss
- Jigger aroused ridicule. But to go farther, and kill a child playing in
- the street, spelled bald disgrace. Thereafter no self-respecting lady
- would drink with Spanish, no gentleman of gang position would return his
- nod. He would be given the frozen face at the rackets, the icy eye in the
- streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- To be sure, his few friends, contending feebly, insisted that it wasn't
- Spanish who had killed the little Rotin girl. When Spanish cracked off his
- rod at Jigger, others had caught the spirit. A half dozen guns&mdash;they
- said&mdash;had been set blazing; and it was some unknown practitioner who
- had shot down the little Rotin girl. What were the heart-feelings of
- father and mother Rotin, to see their baby killed, did not appeal as a
- question to either the friends or foes of Spanish. Gangland is interested
- only in dollars or war.
- </p>
- <p>
- That contention of his friends did not restore Spanish in the general
- estimation. All must confess that at least he had missed Jigger. And
- Jigger without a rod! It crowded hard upon the unbelievable, and could be
- accounted for only upon the assumption that Spanish was rattled, which is
- worse than being scared. Mere fear might mean no more than an excess of
- prudence. To get rattled, everywhere and under all conditions, is the mean
- sure mark of weakness.
- </p>
- <p>
- While discussion, like a pendulum, went swinging to and fro, Spanish&mdash;possibly
- a-smart from what biting things were being said in his disfavor&mdash;came
- to town, and grievously albeit casually shot an unknown. Following which
- feat he again disappeared. None knew where he had gone. His whereabouts
- was as much a mystery as the identity of the unknown whom he had shot, or
- the reason he had shot him. These two latter questions are still borne as
- puzzles upon the ridge of gang conjecture.
- </p>
- <p>
- That this time he had hit his man, however, lifted Spanish somewhat from
- out those lower reputational depths into which missing Jigger had cast
- him. The unknown, to be sure, did not die; the hospital books showed that.
- But he had stopped a bullet. Which last proved that Spanish wasn't always
- rattled when he pulled a gun. The incident, all things considered, became
- a trellis upon which the reputation of Spanish, before so prone and
- hopeless, began a little to climb.
- </p>
- <p>
- The strenuous life doesn't always blossom and bear good fruit. Balked in
- his intended partnership with Jigger, and subsequently missing Jigger&mdash;to
- say nothing of the business of the little Rotin girl, dead and down under
- the grass roots&mdash;Spanish not only failed to Get the Money! but
- succeeded in driving himself out of town. Many and vain were the gang
- guesses concerning him. Some said he was in Detroit, giving professional
- aid to a gifted booster. The latter was of the feminine gender, and, aside
- from her admitted genius for shoplifting, was acclaimed the quickest hand
- with a hanger&mdash;by which you are to understand that outside pendant
- purse wherewith women equip themselves as they go forth to shop&mdash;of
- all the gon-molls between the two oceans. Others insisted that Spanish was
- in Baltimore, and had joined out with a mob of poke-getters. The great,
- the disastrous thing, however&mdash;and to this all Gangland agreed&mdash;was
- that he had so bungled his destinies as to put himself out of New York.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Detroit! Baltimore!&rdquo; exclaimed the Dropper. &ldquo;W'y, it's woise'n bein' in
- stir! A guy might as well be doin' time as live in them burgs!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper, in his iron-fisted way, was sincere in what he said. Later,
- he himself was given eighteen spaces in Sing Sing, which exile he might
- have missed had he fled New York in time. But he couldn't, and didn't. And
- so the Central Office got him, the District Attorney prosecuted him, the
- jury convicted him, and the judge sentenced him to that long captivity.
- Living in New York is not a preference, but an appetite&mdash;like
- drinking whiskey&mdash;and the Dropper had acquired the habit.
- </p>
- <p>
- What was the Dropper settled for?
- </p>
- <p>
- Robbery.
- </p>
- <p>
- It's too long to tell here, however, besides being another story. Some
- other day I may give it to you.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish, having abandoned New York, could no longer bear Alma loving
- company at picnic, rout and racket. What was Alma to do? She lived for
- routs, reveled in rackets, joyed in picnics. Must these delights be swept
- away? She couldn't go alone&mdash;it was too expensive. Besides, it would
- evince a lack of class.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma, as proud and as wedded to her social position as any silken member
- of the Purple and Fine Linen Gang that ever rolled down Fifth Avenue in
- her brougham, revolved these matters upon her wheel of thought. Also, she
- came to conclusions. She, an admitted belle, could not consent to social
- obliteration. Spanish had fled; she worshipped his black eyes, his high
- courage; she would keep a heart-corner vacant for him in case he came
- back. Pending his return, however, she would go into society; and, for
- those reasons of expense and class and form, she would not go alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma submitted her position to a beribboned jury of her peers. Their
- judgment ran abreast of her own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A goil would be a mutt,&rdquo; they said, &ldquo;to stay cocked up at home. An' yet a
- goil couldn't go chasin' around be her lonesome. Alma&rdquo;&mdash;this was
- their final word&mdash;&ldquo;you must cop off another steady.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But what would Johnny say?&rdquo; asked Alma; for she couldn't keep her
- thoughts off Spanish, of whom she stood a little bit in fear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Johnny's beat it, ain't he?&rdquo; returned the advisory jury of friends.
- &ldquo;There ain't no kick comin' to a guy what's beat it. He ain't no longer in
- th' picture.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma, thus free to pick and choose by virtue of the absence of Spanish,
- picked the Dropper. The latter chieftain was flattered. Taking Alma
- proudly yet tenderly under his mighty arm, he led her to suppers such as
- she had never eaten, bought her drinks such as she had never tasted,
- revolved with her at rackets where tickets were a dollar a throw, the
- orchestra seven pieces, and the floor shone like glass. It was a cut or
- two above anything that Spanish had given her, and Alma, who thought it
- going some, failed not to say so.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma was proud of the Dropper; the Dropper was proud of her. She told her
- friends of the money he spent; and the friends warmed the cockles of her
- little heart by shrilly exclaiming at pleasant intervals:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he th' swell guy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Betcher boots he's th' swell guy,&rdquo; Alma would rejoin; &ldquo;an' he's got money
- to boin a wet dog! Th' only t'ing that worries me,&rdquo; Alma would conclude,
- &ldquo;is Johnny. S'ppose he blows in some day, an' lays for th' Dropper?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop,&rdquo; the friends would consolingly
- return. &ldquo;He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny
- Spanish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Round Back Rangers&mdash;it was, I think, the Round Backs&mdash;gave
- an outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were
- in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden
- horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
- </p>
- <p>
- Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to the
- banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always
- interesting, sometimes educational.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a
- crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for his
- slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the common
- curse of every age.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse know about it?&rdquo; sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman, who
- envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do I know about it?&rdquo; came heatedly from Slimmy. &ldquo;Do youse think I
- ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up for
- four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th' warden if
- I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's always been
- crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even if he don't go
- 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere away in his make-up
- that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's different from him he
- figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out crusadin'. In th' old days
- it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys. Now it's rum, or racin', or
- Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let a community get the crusade
- bug, an' something's got to go. There's a village over in Joisey, an,'
- there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills to get busy wit', they ups an'
- bounces an old geezer out of th' only church in town for pitchin'
- horse-shoes.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about them Paynims, Slimmy?&rdquo; urged Alma.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's hundreds of years ago,&rdquo; Slimmy resumed. &ldquo;Th' Paynims hung out in
- Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on 'em;
- an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd flare
- up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in France, an'
- th' other lads wit' crowns.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine.
- D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork;
- they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee;
- they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money,
- marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our
- gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Philip an' the other crowned lads at this would agree wit' Richard. 'Them
- Paynims is certainly th' worst ever!' they'd say; an' one woid'd borry
- another, until the crusade is on. Some afternoon you'd hear the newsies in
- th' streets yellin', 'Wux-try!' an' there it'd be in big black type,
- 'Richard, Philip an' their gallant bands of Strong-Arms have landed in
- Palestine.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' then w'at, Slimmy?&rdquo; cooed Alma, who hung on every word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As far as I can see, th' Christians always had it on th' Paynims, always
- had 'em shaded, when it comes to a scrap. Th' Christian lads had th'
- punch; an' th' Paynims must have been wise to it; for no sooner would
- Richard, Philip an' their roly-boly boys hit th' dock, than th' Paynims
- would take it on th' run for th' hills. Their mullahs would try to rally
- 'em, be tellin' 'em that whoever got downed fightin' Christians, the
- prophet would punch his ticket through for paradise direct, an' no
- stop-overs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That's all right about the prophet!' they'd say, givin' th' mullahs th'
- laugh. An' then they'd beat it for th' next ridge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them Paynims must have been a bunch of dead ones,&rdquo; commented the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not bein' able to get on a match,&rdquo; continued Slimmy, without heeding the
- Dropper, &ldquo;th' Paynims declinin' their game, th' Christian hosts would
- rough house th' country generally, an' in a way of speakin' stand th' Holy
- Land on its head. Do what they would, however, they couldn't coax th'
- Paynims into th' ring wit' 'em; an' so after a while they decides that
- Palestine's th' bummest place they'd ever struck. Mebby, too, they'd begin
- havin' woid from home that their wives was gettin' a little gay, or their
- kids was goin' round marryin' th' kids of their enemies, an' that one way
- an' another their domestic affairs was on th' fritz. At this, Richard'd go
- loafin' over to Philip's tent, an' say:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Philly, me boy, I don't know how this crusade strikes youse, but if I'm
- any judge of these great moral movements, it's on th' blink. An' so,' he'd
- go on, 'Philly, it's me for Merrie England be th' night boat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit' that, they'd break for home; an', when they got there, they'd mebby
- hand out a taste of th' strap to mamma an' th' babies, just to teach 'em
- not to go runnin' out of form th' next time father's far away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Youse don't bank much on crusades, Slimmy?&rdquo; Ike the Blood said.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Blood had more than a passing interest in the movement, mention of
- which had started the discussion, being himself a part proprietor in one
- of those threatened Raines Law Hotels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Blood,&rdquo; observed Slimmy, oracularly, &ldquo;them moral movements is like a
- hornet; they stings onct an' then they dies.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma's attention was drawn to Mollie Squint&mdash;so called because of an
- optical slant which gave her a vague though piquant look. Mollie Squint
- was motioning from the outskirts of the little group. Alma pointed to the
- Dropper. Should she bring him? Mollie Squint shook her head.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving the Dropper, Alma joined Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Johnny,&rdquo; gasped Mollie Squint. &ldquo;He wants you; he's over be that
- bunch of trees.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma hung back; some impression of peril seized her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better go,&rdquo; whispered Mollie Squint. &ldquo;He's onto you an' the Dropper, an'
- if you don't go he'll come lookin' for you. Then him an' the Dropper'll go
- to th' mat wit' each other, an' have it awful. Give Johnny one of your
- soft talks, an' mebby youse can smooth him down. Stall him off be tellin'
- him you'll see him to-night at Ding Dong's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mollie Squint's advice seemed good, and as the lesser of two evils Alma
- decided to go. Mollie Squint did not accompany her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell th' Dropper I'll be back in a moment,&rdquo; said Alma to Mollie Squint,
- &ldquo;an' don't wise him up about Johnny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma met Spanish at the far corner of the clump of trees. There was no
- talk, no time for talk. They were all alone. As she drew near, he pulled a
- pistol and shot her through and through the body.
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma's moaning cry was heard by the Dropper&mdash;that, and the sound of
- the shot. When the Dropper reached her, she was lying senseless in the
- shadow of the trees&mdash;a patch of white and red against the green of
- the grass. Spanish was nowhere in sight..
- </p>
- <p>
- Alma was carried to the hospital, and revived. But she would say nothing,
- give no names&mdash;staunch to the spirit of the Gangs. Only she whispered
- feebly to Mollie Squint, when the Dropper had been sent away by the
- doctors:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Johnny must have loved me a lot to shoot me up like he did. A guy has got
- to love a goil good and plenty before he'll try to cook her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse tell th' hospital croakers his name?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course not! I never squealed to nobody. Do youse think I'd put poor
- Johnny in wrong?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then I won't,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- An attendant told Mollie Squint that she must go; certain surgeons had
- begun to assemble. Mollie Squint, tears falling, kissed Alma good-by.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give Johnny all me love,&rdquo; whispered Alma. &ldquo;Tell him I'm no snitch; I'll
- stick.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper did not have to be told whose bullet had struck down his star,
- his Alma. That night, Kid Kleiney with him, he went looking for Spanish.
- The latter, as jealous as Satan, was looking for the Dropper. Of the two,
- Spanish must have conducted his hunting with the greater circumspection or
- the greater luck; for about eleven of the clock he crept up behind the
- Dropper, as the latter and Kid Kleiney were walking in East Broadway, and
- planted a bullet in his neck. Kid Kleiney 'bout faced at the crack of the
- pistol, and was in fortunate time to stop Spanish's second bullet with one
- of the big buttons on his coat. Kid Kleiney fell by the side of the
- wounded Dropper, jarred off his feet by the shock.' He was able, however,
- when the police came up, to help place the Dropper in an ambulance.
- </p>
- <p>
- Spanish?
- </p>
- <p>
- Vanished&mdash;as usual.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police could get no line on him, did get no line on him, until months
- later, when, as related&mdash;the Dropper having been lagged for robbery,
- and safely caged&mdash;he came back to stick up the joint of Mersher the
- Strong-Arm, and be arrested by Dribben and Blum.
- </p>
- <p>
- The baby and I met casually in a Williamsburg street, where Alma had
- brought it to take the air, which was bad. Alma was thin-faced,
- hollow-eyed, but I could see that she had been pretty. She said she was
- twenty and the baby less than a year, and I think she told the truth.
- </p>
- <p>
- No one among Alma's friends finds fault with either the baby or herself,
- although both are without defence by the canons of high morality. There is
- warmth in the world; and, after all, the case of Alma and the baby is not
- so much beyond the common, except as to the baby's advent, which was
- dramatic and after the manner of Cæsar.
- </p>
- <p>
- Folk say the affair reflects illustriously upon the hospital. Also, what
- surgeons officiated are inclined to plume themselves; for have not Alma
- and the baby lived? I confess that those boastful scientists are not
- wanting in excuse for strutting, although they ought, perhaps, in honor,
- to divide credit with Alma and the baby as being hard to kill.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is not an ugly baby as babies go. Not that I pretend to be a judge. As
- I paused by its battered perambulator, it held up a rose-leaf hand, as
- though inviting me to look; and I looked. The little claw possessed but
- three talons; the first two fingers had been shot away. When I asked how,
- Alma lowered her head sadly, saying nothing. It would have been foolish to
- ask the baby. It couldn't talk. Moreover, since the fingers were shot away
- before it was born, it could possess no clear memory as to details.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is a healthy baby. Alma loves it dearly, and can be depended upon to
- give it every care. That is, she can be if she lives; and on that head her
- worn thinness alarms her friends, who wish she were fatter. Some say her
- thinness is the work of the bullet. Others believe that a sorrow is
- sapping her heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- III.&mdash;HOW PIOGGI WENT TO ELMIRA
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he Bottler was
- round, inoffensive, well-dressed, affable. He was also generous, as the
- East Side employs the term. Any one could touch him for a quarter upon a
- plea of beef stew, and if plaintively a bed were mentioned, for as much as
- fifty cents. For the Bottler was a money-maker, and had Suffolk Street
- position as among its richest capitalists.
- </p>
- <p>
- What bridge whist is to Fifth Avenue so is stuss to the East Side. No one
- save the dealer wins at stuss, and yet the device possesses an alluring
- feature. When the victim gets up from the table, the bank under the
- descriptive of viggresh returns him one-tenth of his losings. No one ever
- leaves a stuss game broke, and that final ray of sure sunshine forms
- indubitably the strong attraction. Stuss licks up as with a tongue of fire
- a round full fifth of all the East Side earns, and to viggresh should be
- given the black glory thereof.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler owned talents to make money. Morally careless, liking the easy
- way, with, over all, that bent for speculation which sets some folk to
- dealing in stocks and others to dealing cards, those moneymaking talents
- found expression in stuss. Not that the Bottler was so weak-minded as to
- buck the game. Wise, prudent, solvent, he went the other way about it, his
- theater of operations being 135 Suffolk. Also, expanding liberally, the
- Bottler endowed his victims, as&mdash;stripped of their last dollar&mdash;they
- shoved back their hopeless chairs, with not ten, but fifteen per cent, of
- what sums they had changed in. This rendered 135 Suffolk a most popular
- resort, and the foolish stood four deep about the Bottler's tables every
- night in the week.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler lacked utterly the war-heart, and was in no wise a fighter. He
- had the brawn, but not the soul, and this heart-sallowness would have
- threatened his standing save for those easy generosities. Gangland is not
- dull, and will overlook even a want of courage in one who, for bed and
- beef stews, freely places his purse at its disposal.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are two great gangs on the East Side. These are the Five Points and
- the Monk Eastmans. There are smaller gangs, but each owes allegiance to
- either the one or the other of the two great gangs, and fights round its
- standard in event of general gang war.
- </p>
- <p>
- There is danger in belonging to either of these gangs. But there is
- greater danger in not. I speak of folk of the Bottler's ways and walks.
- The Five Points and Eastmans are at feud with one another, and the fires
- of their warfare are never permitted to die out. Membership in one means
- that it will buckler you against the other while you live, and avenge you
- should you fall. Membership in neither means that you will be raided and
- rough-housed and robbed by both.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler's stuss house was&mdash;like every other of its kind&mdash;a
- Castle Dangerous. To the end that the peril of his days and nights be
- reduced to minimum, he united himself with the Five Points. True, he could
- not be counted upon as a <i>shtocker</i> or strong-arm; but he had money
- and would part with it, and gang war like all war demands treasure. Bonds
- must be given; fines paid; the Bottler would have his uses. Wherefore the
- Five Points opened their arms and their hearts to receive him.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Eastmans had suffered a disorganizing setback when the chief, who gave
- the sept its name, went up the river for ten years. On the heels of that
- sorrowful retirement, it became a case of York and Lancaster; two
- claimants for the throne stood forth. These were Ritchie Fitzpatrick and
- Kid Twist, both valorous, both with reputations of having killed, both
- with clouds of followers at their backs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, in whom abode the rudiments of a savage diplomacy, proposed a
- conference. Fitzpatrick at that conference was shot to death, and Kid
- Dahl, a near friend of Twist, stood for the collar. Dahl was thus
- complacent because Fitzpatrick had not died by his hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- The police, the gangs and the politicians are not without a sinister
- wisdom. When life has been taken, and to punish the slayer would be an
- inconvenience, some one who didn't do the killing submits to arrest. This
- covers the retreat of the guilty. Also, the public is appeased. Later,
- when the public's memory sleeps, the arrested one&mdash;for lack of
- evidence&mdash;is set at liberty.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Fitzpatrick was killed, to clear the path to gang leadership before
- the aspiring feet of Twist, the police took Dahl, who all but volunteered
- for the sacrifice. Dahl went smilingly to jail, while the real murderer of
- Fitzpatrick attended that dead personage's wake, and later appeared at the
- funeral. This last, however, by the nicer tastes of Gangland, was
- complained of as bordering upon vulgarity.
- </p>
- <p>
- Fitzpatrick was buried with a lily in his hand, and Twist was hailed chief
- of the Eastmans. Dahl remained in the Tombs a reasonable number of weeks,
- and then resumed his position in society. It was but natural, and to the
- glory of stumbling human nature, that Dahl should dwell warmly in the
- grateful regard of Twist.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, now chief of the Eastmans, cast about to establish Dahl. There was
- the Bottler, with his stuss Golconda in Suffolk Street. Were not his
- affiliations with the Five Points? Was he not therefore the enemy? The
- Bottler was an Egyptian, and Twist resolved to spoil him in the interest
- of Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, with Dahl, waited upon the Bottler. Argument was short and to the
- point. Said Twist: &ldquo;Bottler, the Kid&rdquo;&mdash;indicating the expectant Dahl&mdash;&ldquo;is
- in wit' your stuss graft from now on. It's to be an even break.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The news almost checked the beating of the Bottler's heart. Not that he
- was astonished. What the puissant Twist proposed was a commonest step in
- Gangland commerce&mdash;Gangland, where the Scotch proverb of &ldquo;Take what
- you may; keep what you can!&rdquo; retains a pristine force. For all that, the
- Bottler felt dismay. The more since he had hoped that his hooking up with
- the Five Points would have kept him against such rapine.
- </p>
- <p>
- Following the Twist fulmination, the Bottler stood wrapped in thought. The
- dangerous chief of the Eastmans lit a cigar and waited. The poor Bottler's
- cogitations ran off in this manner. Twist had killed six men. Also, he had
- spared no pains in carrying out those homicides, and could laugh at the
- law, which his prudence left bankrupt of evidence. Dahl, too, possessed a
- past as red as Twist's. Both could be relied upon to kill. To refuse Dahl
- as a partner spelled death. To acquiesce called for half his profits. His
- friends of the Five Points, to be sure, could come at his call. That,
- however, would not save his game and might not save his life. Twist's
- demand showed that he had resolved, so far as he, the Bottler, was
- concerned, to rule or ruin. The latter was easy. Any dozen of the
- Eastmans, picking some unguarded night, could fall upon his establishment,
- confiscate his bankroll, and pitch both him and his belongings into the
- street. The Five Points couldn't be forever at his threatened elbow. They
- would avenge him, certainly; but vengeance, however sweet, comes always
- over-late, and possesses besides no value in dollars and cents. Thus
- reasoned the Bottler, while Twist frowningly paused. The finish came when,
- with a sickly smile, the Bottler bowed to the inevitable and accepted
- Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- All Suffolk Street, to say nothing of the thoroughfares roundabout, knew
- what had taken place. The event and the method thereof did not provoke the
- shrugging of a shoulder, the arching of a brow. What should there be in
- the usual to invite amazement?
- </p>
- <p>
- For six weeks the Bottler and Dahl settled up, fifty-and-fifty, with the
- close of each stuss day. Then came a fresh surprise. Dahl presented his
- friend, the Nailer, to the Bottler with this terse remark:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bottler, youse can beat it. The Nailer is goin' to be me partner now.
- Which lets you out, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler was at bay. He owned no stomach for battle, but the sentiment
- of desperation, which the announcement of Dahl provoked, drove him to make
- a stand. To lose one-half had been bad. To lose all&mdash;to be wholly
- wiped out in the annals of Suffolk Street stuss&mdash;was more than even
- his meekness might bear. No, the Bottler did not dream of going to the
- police. That would have been to squeal; and even his friends of the Five
- Points had only faces of flint for such tactics of disgrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- The harassed Bottler barred his doors against Dahl. He would defend his
- castle, and get word to the Five Points. The Bottler's doors having been
- barred, Dahl for his side at once instituted a siege, despatching the
- Nailer, meanwhile, to the nearest knot of Eastmans to bring
- reinforcements.
- </p>
- <p>
- At this crisis O'Farrell of the Central Office strolled into the equation.
- He himself was hunting a loft-worker; of more than common industry, and
- had no thought of either the Bottler or Dahl. Happening, however, upon a
- situation, whereof the elemental features were Dahl outside with a gun and
- the Bottler inside with a gun, he so far recalled his oath of office as to
- interfere.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better an egg to-day than a hen to-morrow,&rdquo; philosophized O'Farrell, and
- putting aside for the moment his search for the loft-worker, he devoted
- himself to the Bottler and Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- With the sure instinct of his Mulberry Street caste, O'Farrell opened
- negotiations with Dahl. He knew the latter to be the dangerous angle, and
- began by placing the muzzle of his own pistol against that marauder's
- back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Make a move,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;and I'll shoot you in two.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The sophisticated Dahl, realizing fate, moved not, and with that the
- painstaking O'Farrell collected his armament.
- </p>
- <p>
- Next the Bottler was ordered to come forth. The Bottler obeyed in a sweat
- and a tremble. He surrendered his pistol at word of the law, and O'Farrell
- led both off to jail. The two were charged with Disturbance.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the station house, and on the way, Dahl ceased not to threaten the
- Bottler's life.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This pinch'll cost a fine of five dollars,&rdquo; said Dahl, glaring round
- O'Farrell at the shaking Bottler. &ldquo;I'll pay it, an' then I'll get square
- wit' youse. Once we're footloose, you won't last as long as a drink of
- whiskey!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The judge yawningly listened, while O'Farrell told his tale of that
- disturbance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five an' costs!&rdquo; quoth the judge, and called the next case.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler returned to Suffolk Street, Dahl sought Twist, while O'Farrell
- again took the trail of the loft-worker.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dahl talked things over with Twist. There was but one way: the Bottler
- must die. Anything short 'of blood would unsettle popular respect for
- Twist, and without that his leadership of the Eastmans was a farce.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Bottler's killing, however, must be managed with a decent care for the
- conventionalities. For either Twist or Dahl to walk in upon that offender
- and shoot him to death, while feasible, would be foolish. The coarse
- extravagance of such a piece of work would serve only to pile needless
- difficulties in the pathway of what politicians must come to the rescue.
- It was impertinences of that character which had sent Monk Eastman to Sing
- Sing. Eastman had so far failed as to the proprieties, when as a
- supplement to highway robbery he emptied his six-shooter up and down
- Forty-second Street, that the politicians could not save him without
- burning their fingers. And so they let him go. Twist had justified the
- course of the politicians upon that occasion. He would not now, by lack of
- caution and a reasonable finesse, force them into similar peril. They must
- and would defend him; but it was not for him to render their labors too
- up-hill and too hard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist sent to Williamsburg for his friend and ally, Cyclone Louie. The
- latter was a bull-necked, highly muscled individual, who was a
- professional strong man&mdash;so far as he was professionally anything&mdash;and
- earned occasional side-show money at Coney Island by bending iron bars
- about his neck and twisting pokers into corkscrews about his brawny arms.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie, Twist and Dahl went into council over mutual beer, and Twist
- explained the imperative call for the Bottler's extermination. Also, he
- laid bare the delicate position of both himself and Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- In country regions neighbors aid one another in bearing the burdens of an
- agricultural day by changing work. The custom is not without what one
- might call gang imitation and respect. Only in the gang instance the work
- is not innocent, but bloody. Louie, having an appreciation of what was due
- a friend, could not do less than come to the relief of Twist and Dahl.
- Were positions reversed, would they not journey to Williamsburg and do as
- much for him? Louie did not hesitate, but placed himself at the disposal
- of Twist and Dahl. The Bottler should die; he, Louie, would see to that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But when?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist, replying, felt that the thing should be done at once, and mentioned
- the following evening, nine o'clock. The place should be the Bottler's
- establishment in Suffolk Street. Louie, of whom the Bottler was unafraid
- and ignorant, should experience no difficulty in approaching his man.
- There would be others present; but, practiced in gang moralities, slaves
- to gang etiquette, no one would open his mouth. Or, if he did, it would be
- only to pour forth perjuries, and say that he had seen nothing, heard
- nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having adjusted details, Louie, Twist and Dahl compared watches. Watches?
- Certainly. Louie, Twist and Dahl were all most fashionably attired and&mdash;as
- became members of a gang nobility&mdash;singularly full and accurate in
- the important element of a front, <i>videlicet</i>, that list of personal
- adornments which included scarf pin, ring and watch. Louie, Dahl and Twist
- saw to it that their timepieces agreed. This was so that Dahl and Twist
- might arrange their alibis.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the next evening. At 8.55 o'clock Twist was obtrusively in the
- Delancey Street police station, wrangling with the desk sergeant over the
- release of a follower who had carefully brought about his own arrest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come,&rdquo; urged Twist to the sergeant, &ldquo;it's next to nine o'clock now. Fix
- up the bond; I've got a date over in East Broadway at nine-thirty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While Twist stood thus enforcing his whereabouts and the hour upon the
- attention of the desk sergeant, Dahl was eating a beefsteak in a Houston
- street restaurant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What time have youse got?&rdquo; demanded Dahl of the German who kept the
- place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five minutes to nine,&rdquo; returned the German, glancing up at the clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, t'aint no such time as that,&rdquo; retorted Dahl peevishly. &ldquo;That clock's
- drunk! Call up the telephone people, and find out for sure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The 'phone people say it's nine o'clock,&rdquo; reported the German, hanging up
- the receiver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hully gee! I didn't think it was more'n halfpast eight!&rdquo; and Dahl looked
- virtuously corrected.
- </p>
- <p>
- While these fragments of talk were taking place, the Bottler was attending
- to his stuss interests. He looked pale and frightened, and his hunted eyes
- roved here and there. Five minutes went by. The clock pointed to nine. A
- slouch-hat stranger entered. As the clock struck the hour, he placed the
- muzzle of a pistol against the Bottler's breast, and fired twice. Both
- bullets pierced the heart, and the Bottler fell&mdash;dead without a word.
- There were twenty people in the room. When the police arrived they found
- only the dead Bottler.
- </p>
- <p>
- O'Farrell recalled those trade differences which had culminated in the
- charge of disturbance, and arrested Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You ain't got me right,&rdquo; scoffed Dahl.
- </p>
- <p>
- And O'Farrell hadn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- There came the inquest, and Dahl was set free. The Bottler was buried, and
- Twist and Dahl sent flowers and rode to the grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- The law slept, a bat-eyed constabulary went its way, but the gangs knew.
- In the whispered gossip of Gangland every step of the Bottler's murder was
- talked over and remembered. He must have been minus ears and eyes and
- understanding who did not know the story. The glance of Gangland turned
- towards the Five Points. What would be their action? They were bound to
- avenge. If not for the Bottler's sake, then for their own. For the Bottler
- had been under the shadow of their protection, and gang honor was
- involved. On the Five Points' part there was no stumbling of the spirit.
- For the death of the Bottler the Five Points would exact the penalty of
- blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Distinguished among the chivalry of the Five Points was Kid Pioggi. Only a
- paucity of years&mdash;he was under eighteen&mdash;withheld Pioggi from
- topmost honors. Pioggi was not specifically assigned to avenge the
- departed Bottler. Ambitious and gallantly anxious of advancement, however,
- he of his own motion carried the enterprise in the stomach of his
- thoughts.
- </p>
- <p>
- The winter's snow melted into spring, spring lapsed into early summer. It
- was a brilliant evening, and Pioggi was disporting himself at Coney
- Island. Also Twist and Cyclone Louie, following some plan of relaxation,
- were themselves at Coney Island.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi had seated himself at a beer table in Ding Dong's. Twist and Louie
- came in. Pioggi, being of the Five Points, was recognized as a foe by
- Twisty who lost no time in mentioning it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in a facetious mood, and by way of expressing his contempt for that
- gentleman, Twist made Pioggi jump out of the window. It was no distance to
- the ground, and no physical harm could come. But to be compelled to leave
- Ding Dong's by way of the window, rubbed wrongwise the fur of Pioggi's
- feelings. To jump from a window stamps one with disgrace.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist and Louie&mdash;burly, muscular, strong as horses&mdash;were adepts
- of rough-and-tumble. Pioggi, little, light and weak, knew that any thought
- of physical conflict would have been preposterous. And yet he was no one
- to sit quietly down with his humiliation. That flight from Ding Dong's
- window would be on every tongue in Gangland. The name of Pioggi would
- become a scorning; the tale would stain the Pioggi fame.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie and Twist sat down at the table in Ding Dong's, from which Pioggi
- had been driven, and demanded refreshment in the guise of wine. Pioggi,
- rage-swollen as to heart, busied himself at a nearby telephone. Pioggi got
- the ear of a Higher Influence of his clan. He told of his abrupt dismissal
- from Ding Dong's, and the then presence of Louie and Twist. The Higher
- Influence instructed Pioggi to keep the two in sight. The very flower of
- the Five Points should be at Coney Island as fast as trolley cars could
- carry them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tail 'em,&rdquo; said the Higher Influence, referring to Twist and Louie; &ldquo;an'
- when the fleet gets there go in wit' your cannisters an' bump 'em off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While waiting the advent of his promised forces, Pioggi, maintaining the
- while an eye on Twist and Louie to the end that they escape not and
- disappear, made arrangements for a getaway. He established a coupé, a fast
- horse between the shafts and a personal friend on the box, where he,
- Pioggi, could find it when his work was done.
- </p>
- <p>
- By the time this was accomplished, Pioggi's recruits had put in an
- appearance. They did not descend upon Coney Island in a body, with savage
- uproar and loud cries. Much too military were they for that. Rather they
- seemed to ooze into position around Pioggi, and they could not have made
- less noise had they been so many ghosts.
- </p>
- <p>
- The campaign was soon laid out. Louie and Twist still sat over their wine
- at Ding Dong's. Now and then they laughed, as though recalling the
- ignominious exit of Pioggi. Means must be employed to draw them into the
- street. That accomplished, the Five Points' Danites were to drift up
- behind them, and at a signal from Pioggi, empty their pistols into their
- backs. Pioggi would fire a bullet into Twist; that was to be the signal.
- As Pioggi whispered his instructions, there shone a licking eagerness in
- the faces of those who listened. Nothing so exalts the gangster like blood
- in anticipation; nothing so pleases him as to shoot from behind.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi pitched upon one whose name and face were unknown to Twist and
- Louie. The unknown would be the bearer of a blind message&mdash;it
- purported to come from a dancer in one of the cheap theaters of the place&mdash;calculated
- to bring forth Twist and Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stall 'em up this way,&rdquo; said Pioggi, indicating a spot within touching
- distance of that coupé. &ldquo;It's here we'll put 'em over the jump.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The place pitched upon for the killing was crowded with people. It was
- this very thronged condition which had led to its selection. The crowd
- would serve as a cover to Five Points operations. It would prevent a
- premature recognition of their assailants by Twist and Louie; it would
- screen the slayers from identification by casual citizens looking on.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi's messenger did well his work, and Twist and Louie moved
- magnificently albeit unsteadily into the open. They were sweeping the walk
- clear of lesser mortals, when the voice of Pioggi arrested their
- attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, there, Twist; look here!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The voice came from the rear and to the right; Pioggi's position was one
- calculated to place the enemy at a double disadvantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist turned his head. A bullet struck him above the eye! He staggered!
- The lead came in a storm! Twist went down; Louie fell across him! There
- were twelve bullets in Twist and eight in Louie. The coroner said that
- they were the deadest people of whom he owned official recollection.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the forethoughtful Pioggi was dashing away in his coupé, a policeman
- gave chase. Pioggi drove a bullet through the helmet of the law. It
- stopped pursuit; but Gangland has ever held that the shot was an error. A
- little lower, and the policeman would have been killed. Also, the death of
- a policeman is apt to entail consequences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi went into hiding in Greenwich, where the Five Points had a
- hold-out. There were pullings and haulings and whisperings in dark
- political corners. When conditions had been whispered and hauled and
- pulled into shape satisfactory, Pioggi sent word to a favorite officer to
- come and arrest him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pioggi explained to the court that his life had been threatened; he had
- shot only that he himself might live. His age was seventeen. Likewise
- there had been no public loss; the going of Twist and Louie had but raised
- the average of all respectability. The court pondered the business, and
- decided that justice would be fulfilled by sentencing Pioggi to the Elmira
- Reformatory.
- </p>
- <p>
- The best fashion of the Five Points visited Pioggi in the Tombs on the
- morning of his departure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's only thirteen months, Kid,&rdquo; came encouragingly from one. &ldquo;You won't
- mind it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mind it!&rdquo; responded Pioggi, in disdain of the worst that Elmira might
- hold for him; &ldquo;mind it! I could do it standin' on me head.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- IV.&mdash;IKE THE BLOOD
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">W</span>henever the police
- were driven to deal with him officially, he called himself Charles Livin,
- albeit the opinion prevailed at headquarters that in thus spelling it, he
- left off a final ski. The police, in the wantonness of their ignorance,
- described him on their books as a burglar. This was foolishly wide. He
- should have been listed as a simple Strong-Arm, whose methods of divorcing
- other people from their money, while effective, were coarse. Also, it is
- perhaps proper to mention that his gallery number at the Central Office
- was 10,394.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was during the supremacy of Monk Eastman that he broke out, and he had
- just passed his seventeenth birthday. Being out, he at once attached
- himself to the gang-fortunes of that chief; and it became no more than a
- question of weeks before his vast physical strength, the energy of his
- courage and a native ferocity of soul, won him his proud war-name of Ike
- the Blood. Compared with the herd about him, in what stark elements made
- the gangster important in his world, he shone out upon the eyes of folk
- like stars of a clear cold night.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood looked up to his chief, Monk Eastman, as sailors look up to
- the North Star, and it wrung his soul sorely when that gang captain went
- to Sing Sing. In the war over the succession and the baton of gang
- command, waged between Ritchie Fitzpatrick and Kid Twist, Ike the Blood
- was compelled to stand neutral. Powerless to take either side, liking both
- ambitious ones, the trusted friend of both, his hands were tied; and later&mdash;first
- Fitzpatrick and then Twist&mdash;he followed both to the grave, sorrow not
- only on his lips but in his heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was one recent August day that I was granted an introduction to Ike the
- Blood. I was in the company of an intimate friend of mine&mdash;he holds
- high Central Office position in the police economy of New York. We were
- walking in Henry Street, in the near vicinity of that vigorous
- organization, the Ajax Club&mdash;so called, I take it, because its
- members are forever defying the lightnings of the law. My Central Office
- friend had mentioned Ike the Blood, speaking of him as a guiding light to
- such difficult ones as Little Karl, Whitey Louie, Benny Weiss, Kid
- Neumann, Tomahawk, Fritzie Rice, Dagley and the Lobster.
- </p>
- <p>
- Even as the names were in his mouth, his keen Central Office glance went
- roving through the open doorway of a grogshop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Ike the Blood now,&rdquo; said he, and tossed a thumb, which had
- assisted in necking many a malefactor with tastes to be violent, towards
- the grogshop.
- </p>
- <p>
- Since to consider such pillars of East Side Society was the great reason
- of my ramble, we entered the place. Ike the Blood was sitting in state at
- a table to the rear of the unclean bar, a dozen of his immediate followers&mdash;in
- the politics of gang life these formed a minor order of nobility&mdash;with
- him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being addressed by my friend, he arose and joined us; none the less he
- seemed reticent and a bit disturbed. This was due to the official
- character of my friend, plus the fact that the jealous eyes of those
- others were upon him. It is no advantage to a leader, like Ike the Blood,
- to be seen in converse with a detective. Should one of his adherents be
- arrested within a day or a week, the arrested one reverts to that
- conversation, and imagines vain things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take a walk with us, Ike,&rdquo; said my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood was obviously reluctant. Sinking his voice, and giving a
- glance over his shoulder at his myrmidons&mdash;not ten feet away, and
- every eye upon him&mdash;he remonstrated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, I don't want to leave th' push settin' here, to go chasin' off wit'
- a bull. Fix it so I can come uptown sometime.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Very well,&rdquo; returned my friend, relenting; &ldquo;I don't want to put you in
- Dutch with your fleet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a whispered brief word or two, and an arrangement for a meet was
- made; after which Ike the Blood lapsed into the uneasy circle he had
- quitted. As we left the grogshop, we could hear him loudly calling for
- beer. Possibly the Central Office nearness of my friend had rendered him
- thirsty. Or it may have been that the beer was meant to wet down and allay
- whatever of sprouting suspicion had been engendered in the trustless
- breasts of his followers.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a week later.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day, dark and showery, was&mdash;to be exact&mdash;the eighth of
- August. Faithful to that whispered Henry Street arrangement, Ike the Blood
- sat awaiting the coming of my friend and myself in the Bal Tabarin. He had
- spoken of the stuss house of Phil Casey and Paper Box Johnny, in
- Twenty-ninth Street, but my friend entered a protest. There was his
- Central Office character to be remembered. A natural embarrassment must
- ensue were he brought face to face with stuss in a state of activity.
- Stuss was a crime, by surest word of law, and he had taken an oath of
- office. He did not care to pinch either Paper Box or Casey, and therefore
- preferred not to be drawn into a situation where the only alternative
- would be to either pull their joint or lay the bedplates of complaint
- against himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's no good time to be up on charges,&rdquo; remonstrated my friend, &ldquo;for the
- commish that's over us now would sooner grab a copper than a crook.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus instructed, and feeling the delicacy of my friend's position, Ike the
- Blood had shifted suggestion to the Bal Tabarin. The latter house of
- entertainment, in Twenty-eighth Street, was innocent of stuss and indeed
- cards in any form. Kept by Sam Paul, it possessed a deserved popularity
- with Ike and the more select of his acquaintances.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood appeared to better advantage in the Bal Tabarin than on that
- other, Henry Street, grogshop occasion. Those suspicious ones, of lowering
- eye and doubtful brow, had been left behind, and their absence contributed
- to his relief, and therefore to his looks. Not that he had been sitting in
- the midst of loneliness at the Bal Tabarin; Whitey Dutch and Slimmy were
- with him, and who should have been better company than they? Also, their
- presence was of itself an honor, since they were of his own high caste,
- and many layers above a mere gang peasantry. They would take part in the
- conversation, too, and, if to talk and touch glasses with a Central Office
- bull were an offense, it would leave them as deep in the police mud as was
- he in the police mire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood received us gracefully, if not enthusiastically, and was so
- polite as to put me on a friendly footing with his companions. Greetings
- over, and settled to something like our ease, I engaged myself mentally in
- taking Ike's picture. His forehead narrow, back-sloping at that lively
- angle identified by carpenters as a quarter-pitch, was not the forehead of
- a philosopher. I got the impression, too, that his small brown eyes, sad
- rather than malignant, would in any heat of anger blaze like twin balls of
- brown fire. Cheek-bones high; nose beaky, predatory&mdash;such a nose as
- Napoleon loved in his marshals; mouth coarsely sensitive, suggesting
- temperament; the broad, bony jaw giving promise of what staying qualities
- constitute the stock in trade of a bulldog; no mustache, no beard; a
- careless liberality of ear&mdash;that should complete the portrait. Fairly
- given, it was the picture of one who acted more than he thought, and whose
- atmosphere above all else conveyed the feeling of relentless force&mdash;the
- picture of one who under different circumstances might have been a Murat
- or a Massena.
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend managed the conversation, and did it with Central Office tact.
- Knowing what I was after, he brought up Gangland and the gangs, upon which
- topics Whitey Dutch, seeing no reasons for silence, spoke instructively.
- Aside from the great gangs, the Eastmans and the Five Points, I learned
- that other smaller yet independent gangs existed. Also, from Whitey's
- discourse, it was made clear that just as countries had frontiers, so also
- were there frontiers to the countries of the gangs. The Five Points, with
- fifteen hundred on its puissant muster rolls, was supreme&mdash;he said&mdash;between
- Broadway and the Bowery, Fourteenth Street and City Hall Park. The
- Eastmans, with one thousand warriors, flourished between Monroe and
- Fourteenth Streets, the Bowery and the East River. The Gas House Gang,
- with only two hundred in its nose count, was at home along Third Avenue
- between Eleventh and Eighteenth Streets. The vivacious Gophers were
- altogether heroes of the West Side. They numbered full five hundred, each
- a holy terror, and ranged the region bounded by Seventh Avenue, Fourteenth
- Street, Tenth Avenue and Forty-second Street. The Gophers owned a
- rock-bottom fame for their fighting qualities, and, speaking in the sense
- militant, neither the Eastmans nor the Five Points would care to mingle
- with them on slighter terms than two to one. The fulness of Whitey Dutch,
- himself of the Five Points, in what justice he did the Gophers, marked his
- splendid breadth of soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood, overhung by some cloud of moodiness, devoted himself
- moderately to beer, taking little or less part in the talk. Evidently
- there was something bearing him down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ain't feelin' gay,&rdquo; he remarked; &ldquo;an' at that, if youse was to ast me,
- I couldn't tell youse why.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As though a thought had been suggested, he arose and started for the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I won't be away ten minutes,&rdquo; he said.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy looked curiously at Whitey Dutch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's chased off to one of them fortune-tellers,&rdquo; said Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do youse take any stock in them ginks who claims they can skin a deck of
- cards, or cock their eye into a teacup, an' then put you next to
- everyt'ing that'll happen to you in a year?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy aimed this at me.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon my assurance, given with emphasis, that I attached no weight to
- so-called seers and fortunetellers, he was so magnanimous as to indorse my
- position.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're a bunch of cheap bunks,&rdquo; he declared. &ldquo;I've gone ag'inst 'em time
- an' time, an' there's nothin' in it. One of 'em gives me his woid&mdash;after
- me comin' across wit' fifty cents&mdash;th' time Belfast Danny's in
- trouble, that Danny'll be toined out all right. Two days later Danny gets
- settled for five years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike's stuck on 'em,&rdquo; remarked Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy and Whitey Dutch, speaking freely and I think veraciously, told me
- many things. Whitey explained that, while he and Slimmy were shining
- lights of the Five Points, yet to be found fraternizing with Ike the Blood&mdash;an
- Eastman&mdash;was in perfect keeping with gang proprieties. For, as he
- pointed out, there was momentary truce between the Eastmans and the Five
- Points. Among the gangs, in seasons of gang peace, the nobles&mdash;by
- word of Whitey&mdash;were expected to make stately calls of ceremony and
- good fellowship upon one another, as had been the wont among Highland
- chieftains in the days of Bruce and Wallace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speaking of the Gas House Gang: how do they live?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Stickin' up lushes mostly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How much of this stick-up work goes on?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well&rdquo;&mdash;thoughtfully&mdash;&ldquo;they'll pull off as many as twenty-five
- stick-ups to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's no such number of squeals coming in at headquarters.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The contradiction emanated from my Central Office friend, who felt
- criticized by inference.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Squeals!&rdquo; exclaimed Whitey Dutch with warmth, &ldquo;w'y should they squeal?
- The Gas House push'd cook 'em if they squealed. Suppose right now I was to
- go out an' get put in th' air; do you think I'd squeal? Well, I should say
- not; I'm no mutt! They'd about come gallopin' 'round tomorry wit'
- bale-sticks, an' break me arms an' legs, or mebby knock me block off. W'y,
- not a week ago, three Gas House <i>shtockers</i> stands me up in
- Riving-ton Street, an' takes me clock&mdash;a red one wit' two doors. Then
- they pinches a fiver out of me keck. They even takes me bank-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at license has a stiff like youse got to have $375 in th' bank?' they
- says&mdash;like that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Next night they comes bluffin' round for me three hundred and
- seventy-five dollar plant&mdash;w'at do you t'ink of that? But I'm there
- wit' a gatt me-self that time, an' ready to give 'em an argument. W'en
- they sees I'm framed up, they gets cold feet. But you can bet I don't do
- no squealin'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you get back your watch?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How could I get it back?&rdquo; peevishly. &ldquo;No, I don't get back me watch. All
- the same, I'll lay for them babies. Some day I'll get 'em right, an' trim
- 'em to the queen's taste.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend, leading conversation in his specious Central Office way, spoke
- of Ike the Blood's iron fame, and slanted talk in that direction.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike can certainly go some!&rdquo; observed Slimmy meditatively. &ldquo;Take it from
- me, there ain't any of 'em, even th' toughest ever, wants his game.&rdquo;
- Turning to Whitey: &ldquo;Don't youse remember, Whitey, when he tears into
- Humpty Jackson an' two of his mob, over in Thirteenth Street, that time?
- There's nothin' to it! Ike simply makes 'em jump t'rough a hoop! Every
- lobster of 'em has his rod wit' him, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They wouldn't have had the nerve to fire 'em if they'd pulled 'em,&rdquo;
- sneered Whitey. &ldquo;Ike'd have made 'em eat th' guttaperchy all off th'
- handles, too. Say, I don't t'ink much of that Gas House fleet. They talk
- strong; but they don't bring home th' goods, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It appeared that, in spite of his sanguinary title, Ike the Blood had
- never killed his man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's tried,&rdquo; explained Slimmy, who felt as though the absent one, in his
- blood-guiltlessness, required defense; &ldquo;but he all th' time misses. Ike's
- th' woist shot wit' a rod in th' woild.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure, Mike!&rdquo;&mdash;from Whitey Dutch, his nose in his drink; &ldquo;he couldn't
- hit th' Singer Buildin'.&rdquo; '&ldquo;How does he make his money?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Loft worker,&rdquo; broke in my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- The remark was calculated to explode the others into fresh confidences.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't youse believe it!&rdquo; came in vigorous denial from Whitey Dutch. &ldquo;Ike
- never cracked a bin in his life. You bulls&rdquo;&mdash;this was pointed
- especially at my friend&mdash;&ldquo;say he's a dip, too. W'y, it's a laugh! Ike
- couldn't pick th' pocket of a dead man&mdash;couldn't put his hand into a
- swimmin' tank! That's how fly he is.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now don't try to string me,&rdquo; retorted my friend, severely. &ldquo;Didn't Ike
- fill in with Little Maxie and his mob, when they worked the Jersey fairs?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But that was only to do the strong-arm work, in case there's a scrap,&rdquo;
- protested Whitey. &ldquo;On th' level, Ike is woise than Big Abrams. He can't
- even stall. An' as for gettin' a leather or a watch, gettin' a perfecto
- out of a cigar box would be about his limit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That Joisey's a bum place; youse can go there for t'ree cents.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last was interjected by Slimmy&mdash;who had a fine wit of his own&mdash;with
- the hopeful notion of diverting discussion to less exciting questions than
- pocket-picking at the New Jersey fairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- It developed that while Ike the Blood had now and then held up a stuss
- game for its bank-roll, during some desperate ebb-tide of his fortunes, he
- drew his big income from a yearly ball.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He gives a racket,&rdquo; declared Whitey Dutch; &ldquo;that's how Ike gets his
- dough. Th' last one he pulls off nets him about twenty-five hundred
- plunks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What price were the tickets?&rdquo; I inquired. Twenty-five hundred dollars
- sounded large.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' tickets is fifty cents,&rdquo; returned Whitey, &ldquo;but that's got nothin' to
- do wit' it. A guy t'rows down say a ten-spot at th' box-office, like that&rdquo;&mdash;and
- Whitey made a motion with his hand, which was royal in its generous
- openness. &ldquo;'Gimme a pasteboard!' he says; an' that ends it; he ain't
- lookin' for no change back. Every sport does th' same. Some t'rows in
- five, some ten, some guy even changes in a twenty if he's pulled off a
- trick an' is feelin' flush. It's all right; there's nothin' in bein' a
- piker. Ike himself sells th' tickets; an' th' more you planks down th'
- more he knows you like him.&rdquo; It was becoming plain. A gentleman of gang
- prominence gives a ball&mdash;a racket&mdash;and coins, so to speak, his
- disrepute. He of sternest and most bloody past takes in the most money. To
- discover one's status in Gangland, one has but to give a racket.. The
- measure of the box-receipts will be the dread measure of one's reputation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One t'ing youse can say of Ike,&rdquo; observed Slimmy, wearing the while a
- look of virtue, &ldquo;he never made no money off a woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never in all his life took a dollar off a doll!&rdquo; added Whitey,
- corroboratively.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood reappearing at this juncture, it was deemed best to cease&mdash;audibly,
- at least&mdash;all consideration of his merits. He might have regarded
- discussion, so personal to himself, with disfavor. Laughing lightly, he
- took his old place at the table, and beckoned the waiter. Compared with
- what had been its former cloudy expression, his face wore a look of
- relief.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, I don't mind tellin' youse guys,&rdquo; he said at last, breaking into an
- uneasy laugh, &ldquo;but th' fact is, I skinned round into Sixt' Avenoo to a
- fortune teller&mdash;a dandy, she is&mdash;one that t'rows a fit, or goes
- into a trance, or some such t'ing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;A fortune teller!&rdquo; said Slimmy, as though he'd never heard the word
- before.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's on account of a dream. In all th' years&rdquo;&mdash;Ike spoke as might
- one who had put a century behind him&mdash;&ldquo;in all th' years I've been
- knockin' about, an' I've had me troubles, I never gets a notch on me gun,
- see? Not that I went lookin' for any; not that I'm lookin' for any now.
- But last night I had a dream:&mdash;I dreams I croaks a guy. Mebby it's
- somet'in' I'd been eatin'; mebby it's because of me havin' a pretty hot
- argument th' mornin' before; but anyhow it bothers me&mdash;that dream
- does. You see&rdquo;&mdash;this to my friend&mdash;&ldquo;I'm figgerin' on openin' a
- house over in Twenty-fift' Street, an' these West Side ducks is all for
- givin' me th' frozen face. They say I oughter stick down on th' East Side,
- where I belongs, an' not come chasin' up here, cuttin' in on their graft.
- Anyhow, I dreams I puts th' foist notch on me gun&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;-&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so you consult a fortune teller,&rdquo; laughed my friend, who was not
- superstitious, but practical.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wait till I tells you. As I says, I blows in on that trance party. I
- don't wise her up about any dream, but comes t'rough wit' th' little old
- one buck she charges, an' says: 'There you be! Now roll your game for th'
- limit!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Which she proceeded to do,&rdquo; broke in my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen! Th' old dame&mdash;after coppin' me dollar&mdash;stiffens back
- an' shuts her eyes; an' next, th' foist flash out of th' box she says&mdash;speakin'
- like th' wind in a keyhole: 'You're in th' midst of trouble; a man is
- killed!' Then she wakes up. 'W'y didn't youse go t'rough?' I says; T want
- th' rest. Who is it gets croaked, th' other dub or me?' Th' old dame
- insists that to go back, an' get th' address of th' party who's been
- bumped off, she must have another dollar. Oh, they're th' birds, them
- fortune tellers, to grab th' dough! But of course I can't stop there, so I
- bucks up wit' another bone. 'There you be,' I says; 'now, is it me that
- gets it, or does he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at he?&rdquo; demanded Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do I know?&rdquo; The tone and manner were impatient. &ldquo;It's th' geek I'm
- havin' trouble wit'.&rdquo; Ike looked at me, as one who would understand and
- perhaps sympathize, and continued: &ldquo;This time th' old dame says th' party
- who's been cooked is some other guy; it ain't me. T can see now that it
- ain't you,' she says. 'You're ridin' away in a patrol wagon, wit' a lot of
- harness bulls.' That's good so far. 'So I gets th' collar?' I says. 'How
- about th' trial?' She answers, 'There ain't no trial;' an' then she comes
- out of her trance, same as a diver comes up out o' the water.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that all?&rdquo; asked Slimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's where she lets me off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y don't youse dig for another dollar,&rdquo; said Whitey, &ldquo;an' tell th' old
- hag to put on her suit an' go down ag'in for th' rest?&rdquo; Whitey had been
- impressed by that simile of the diver.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at more is there to get? I ain't killed; an' I ain't tried&mdash;that
- oughter do me. Th' coroner t'rows me loose, most likely. Anyhow, I ain't
- goin' to sit there all day, skinnin' me roll for that old sponge&mdash;a
- plunk a crack, too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Talk of th' cost of livin'!&rdquo; remarked Slimmy, with a grin. &ldquo;Ain't it
- fierce, th' way them fortune tellers'll slim a guy's bank-roll for him,
- once they has him hooked? They'll get youse to goin'; an' after that it's
- like one of them stories w'at ends wit' 'Continued in our next.' W'y, it's
- like playin' th' horses, only woise. Th' foist day you goes out to win;
- an' after that, you keep goin' back to get even.&rdquo; Ike the Blood paid no
- heed to the pessimistic philosophy of Slimmy; he was too wholly wrapped up
- in what he had been told.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; he broke forth, following a ruminative pause, &ldquo;anyhow, I'd sooner
- he gets it than me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There you go ag'in about that 'he,'&rdquo; protested Whitey, and the manner of
- Whitey was querulous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' guy she sees me hooked up wit'!&rdquo; This came off a bit warmly. &ldquo;You
- know w'at I mean.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it easy!&mdash;take it easy!&rdquo; urged my friend. &ldquo;What is there to get
- hot about? You don't mean to say, Ike, you're banking on that guff the old
- dame handed you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Next week&rdquo;&mdash;the shadow of a smile playing across his face&mdash;&ldquo;I
- won't believe it. But it sounds like th' real t'ing now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The door of the Bal Tabarin opened to the advent of a weasel-eyed
- individual.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hello, Whitey!&rdquo; exclaimed Weasel-eye cheerily, shaking hands with Whitey
- Dutch. &ldquo;I just leaves a namesake of yours; an' say, he's in bad!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at namesake?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie. A bunch of them West Side guerrillas has him cornered, over
- in a dump at Twenty-seventh Street and Seventh Avenoo. It looks like
- there'd be somethin' doin'; an', as I don't Avant no part of it, I screws
- out.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- At the name of Whitey Louie, Ike the Blood arose to his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie?&rdquo; he questioned; &ldquo;Seventh Avenoo an' Twenty-seventh Street?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's th' ticket,&rdquo; replied Weasel-eye; &ldquo;an' youse can cash on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Ike the Blood hurried out the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie is Ike's closest pal,&rdquo; observed Whitey Dutch, explaining the
- hurried departure. &ldquo;Will there be trouble?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't t'ink so,&rdquo; said Slimmy. &ldquo;It's four for one they'll lay down to
- Ike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't put your swell bet on it!&rdquo; came warningly from Whitey Dutch; &ldquo;them
- Gophers are as tough a bunch as ever comes down the pike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tough nothin'!&rdquo; returned Slimmy: &ldquo;they'll be duck soup to Ike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why don't you look into it?&rdquo; I asked, turning to my friend. As a
- taxpayer, I yearned for some return on that $16,000,000 a year which New
- York City pays for its police.
- </p>
- <p>
- That ornament of the Central Office yawned, and motioned to the waiter to
- bring his bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That sort of thing is up to the cop on the beat,&rdquo; said he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey an' me 'ud get in on it,&rdquo; explained Slimmy&mdash;his expression
- was one of half apology&mdash;&ldquo;only you see we belong at th' other end of
- th' alley. We're Five Points; Ike an' Whitey Louie are Eastmans; an' in a
- clash between Eastmans an' Gophers, it's up to us to stand paws-off, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's straight talk,&rdquo; coincided Whitey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Suppose, seeing it's stopped raining, we drift over there,&rdquo; said my
- friend, adjusting his Panama at the exact Central Office angle.
- </p>
- <p>
- As we journeyed along, I noticed Slimmy and Whitey Dutch across the
- street. It was already written that Whitey Dutch, himself, would be shot
- to death in the Stag before the year was out; but the shadow of that
- impending taking-off was not apparent in his face. Indeed, from that face
- there shone forth only pleasure in anticipation, and a lively interest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They'd no more miss it than they'd miss a play at the theater,&rdquo; remarked
- my friend, who saw where my glance was directed.
- </p>
- <p>
- About a ginmill, on the corner of Seventh Avenue and Twenty-seventh
- Street, a crowd had collected. A patrol wagon was backing up.
- </p>
- <p>
- An officer in uniform tossed a prisoner into the wagon, with no more
- ceremony than should attend the handling of a bag of bran.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Dubillier!&rdquo; exclaimed Whitey Dutch, naming the prisoner.
- </p>
- <p>
- The two Five Pointers had taken position on the edge of the crowd,
- directly in front of my friend and me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Ike!&rdquo; said Slimmy, as two policemen were seen pushing their way
- towards the patrol wagon, Ike the Blood between them. &ldquo;Them bulls is
- holdin' him up, too, an' his face is as pale as paper! By thunder, they've
- nailed him!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I told you them Gophers were tough students,&rdquo; was the comment of Whitey
- Dutch.
- </p>
- <p>
- My friend began forcing his way forward. As he plowed through the crowd,
- Whitey Dutch and Slimmy, having advantage of his wake, kept close at his
- heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy threw me a whispered word: &ldquo;Be th' way th' mob is actin', I t'ink
- Ike copped one.&rdquo; Slimmy, before the lapse of many minutes, was again at my
- side, attended by Whitey Dutch. The pair wore that manner of quick yet
- neutral appreciation which belongs&mdash;we'll say&mdash;with such as
- English army officers visiting the battlefield of Santiago while the
- action between the Spaniards and the Americans is being waged. It wasn't
- their fight, it was an Eastman-Gopher fight, but as fullblown Five
- Pointers it became them vastly to be present. Also, they might learn
- something.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike dropped one,&rdquo; nodded Whitey Dutch, answering the question in my eye.
- &ldquo;It's Ledwich.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What was the row about?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Whitey Louie. The Gophers was goin' to hand it to him; but just then Ike
- comes through th' door on th' run, an' wit' that they outs wit' their rods
- an' goes to peggin' at him. Then Ike gets to goin' an' cops Ledwich.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' best th' Gophers can get,&rdquo; observed Slimmy&mdash;and his manner was
- as the manner of one balancing an account&mdash;&ldquo;th' best th' Gophers can
- get is an even break; an' to do that they'll have to cash on Ike. Whitey
- Louie? He makes his get-away all right. Say, Whitey, let's beat it round
- to the Tenderloin Station, an' get th' finish.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The finish was soon told. Ike the Blood lay dead on the station house
- floor; a bullet had drilled its dull way through his lungs. An officer was
- just telephoning his people in Chrystie Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now do youse see?&rdquo; said Whitey Dutch, correcting what he conceived to be
- Slimmy's skepticism; &ldquo;that fortune tellin' skirt handed out th' right
- dope. 'One croaked!&mdash;Ike in th' hurry-up wagon!&mdash;no trial!'
- That's th' spiel she makes; an' it falls true, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ike oughter have dug down for another bone,&rdquo; returned Slimmy, more than
- half convinced; &ldquo;she'd have put him hep to that bullet in his breather,
- mebby.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at good 'ud that have done?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good? If he'd got th' tip, he might have ducked&mdash;you can't tell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a bad business,&rdquo; I commented to my friend, who had rejoined me.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It would be a good thing&rdquo;&mdash;shrugging his cynical Central Office
- shoulders&mdash;&ldquo;if, with a change of names, it could happen every day in
- the year. By the way, I forgot my umbrella; let's go back to the Bal
- Tabarin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- V.&mdash;INDIAN LOUIE
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">N</span>o one knew his
- real name, not even the police, and the police, let me tell you, know much
- more than they can prove. The Central Office never once had the pleasure
- of mugging and measuring and parading him at the morning bawling out, and
- the Mulberry Street records to the last were barren concerning him. For
- one brief space and only one did Mulberry Street nourish hopes. That was
- when he himself let it be thought that somewhere, sometime, somehow, he
- had taken some one's life. At this, Mulberry Street fairly shook the wide
- earth like a tablecloth in search of proof, but got not so much as one
- poor crumb of confirmation.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was at Big Jack's in Chatham Square that local history first laid eyes
- on him. Big Jack is gone now; the Committee of Fourteen decided upon him
- virtuously as an immoralist, handed him the fatal blue paper, and he
- perished. Jack Sirocco&mdash;who was himself blue-papered in a Park Row
- hour&mdash;keeps the place now.
- </p>
- <p>
- Starting from Big Jack's, he soon began to be known in Flynn's, and Nigger
- Mike's, and about the Chatham Club. When his pals spoke to him they called
- him Louie. When they spoke of him they called him Indian Louie, or Spanish
- Louie, to the end that he be identified among the hosts of East Side
- Louies, who were and are as many as the leaves on a large tree.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rumor made Indian Louie a native of South America, and his dark skin,
- black eyes, thin lips, high cheek-bones and high curved nose helped rumor
- out in this. Also, he was supposed to be of Spanish or Portuguese
- extraction.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Louie was buried, this latter assumption received a jolt. His
- funeral, conducted by a rabbi, was according to strictest Hebrew
- ceremonial.
- </p>
- <p>
- Two pieces of porcelain were laid upon his eyes, as intimating that he had
- seen enough. A feather, which a breath would have disturbed, was placed
- upon his upper lip. This was to evidence him as fully and conclusively
- dead, although on that point, in all conscience, the coroner's finding
- should have been enough. The flowers, which Gangland sent to prove its
- grief, were put aside because too gay and pleasant. The body was laid upon
- straw. A would-be pallbearer, since his name was Cohen, had to be excluded
- from the rites, as any orthodox Jew could have told him must be the case.
- For death and the dead are unclean; and a Cohen, who by virtue of his name
- is of the high-priest caste&mdash;Aaron was a Cohen&mdash;and tends the
- altars, must touch nothing, approach nothing, that is unclean. The funeral
- was scrupulously held before the second sun went down, and had to be
- hurried a little, because the morgue authorities, hobbled of red tape,
- move as slowly as the sea itself in giving up the dead. The coffin&mdash;of
- poorest pine&mdash;was knocked to pieces in the grave, before the clods of
- earth were shoveled in and the doomsday sods laid on. The garments of him
- who acted as principal mourner were faithfully torn; that is to say, the
- rabbi cut a careful slit in the lapel of that mourner's waistcoat where it
- wouldn't show.
- </p>
- <p>
- You will see from this, that every detail was holy by most ancient Jewish
- prescription. And the business led to talk. Those about Flynn's, Nigger
- Mike's and the Chatham Club, to say naught of members of the Humpty
- Jackson gang, and others who in his latter days had been near if not dear
- to him, confessed that it went far in contradiction of any Spanish or
- Portuguese ancestry for Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie was a mystery, and studied to be so. And to be a mystery is as
- difficult as being a hypocrite. One wrong word, one moment off your guard,
- and lo, a flood of light! The mystery vanishes, the hypocrisy is laid
- bare. You are no longer a riddle. Or, if so, then a riddle that has been
- solved. And he who was a riddle, but has been solved, is everywhere
- scoffed at and despised.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie must have possessed a genius for mystery, since not once did he fall
- down in that difficult rôle. He denied nothing, confirmed nothing, of the
- many tales told about him. A waif-word wagged that he had been in the
- army, without pointing to any regiment; and that he had been in the navy,
- without indicating what boat. Louie, it is to be thought, somewhat
- fostered this confusion. It deepened him as a mystery, and made him more
- impressive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie was careful, also, that his costume should assist. He made up all in
- black&mdash;black shoes, black trousers, black coat, black hat of
- semi-sombrero type. Even in what may be spoken of as the matter of linen&mdash;although
- there was no linen about it&mdash;he adhered to that funereal hue, and in
- lieu of a shirt wore a sweater, collar close up to the chin, and all as
- black as his coat. As he walked the streets, black eyes challenging,
- threatening, from underneath the black, wide-rimmed hat, he showed not
- from top to toe a fleck of white.
- </p>
- <p>
- Among what tales went here and there concerning Louie, there was one which
- described him as the deadest of dead shots. This he accentuated by a brace
- of big Colt's pistols, which bore him constant company, daylight and dark.
- There was no evidence of his having used this artillery, no word of any
- killing to his perilous glory. Indeed, he couldn't have pointed to so much
- as one wounded man.
- </p>
- <p>
- Only once did those pistols come into play. Valenski's stuss house, in
- Third Avenue near Fourteenth Street, was put in the air. The hold-ups
- descended upon Valenski's, grabbed $80 which was on the table, and sent
- Valenski into his safe for $300 more. While this went on, Louie stood in
- the door, a gun in each fist, defying the gaping, staring, pop-eyed public
- to interfere. He ran no risk, as everyone well knew. The East Side, while
- valorous, never volunteers. There was no more chance of outside
- interference to save Valenski from being plundered, than of outside
- contributions to make him up another roll.
- </p>
- <p>
- The incident might have helped in building up for Louie a reputation, had
- it not been that all that was starkly heroic therein melted when, two days
- later, the ravished $380 was privily restored to Valenski, with the
- assurance that the entire business was a jest. Valenski knew nothing
- humorous had been intended, and that his bundle was returned in deference
- only to the orders of one high in politics and power. Also, it was the
- common feeling, a feeling no less cogent for not being put into words,
- that had Louie been of the wood from which champions are carved, the $380
- would never have come back. To refrain from some intended stick-up upon
- grave orders given, might mean no more than prudence and a right
- discipline. But to send back money, once in actual hand and when the risk
- and work of which it stood the harvest had been encountered and performed,
- was to fly in the face of gang ethics. An order to that effect, however
- eminent its source, should have been met with stony refusal.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was one tale which should go, perhaps, to the right side of the
- reputational ledger, as indicating that Louie had nerve. Crazy Charlie was
- found dead in the mouth of a passageway, which opened off Mulberry Street
- near the Bowery. His throat had been cut from ear to ear. No one of sense
- supposed Louie did that throat slashing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Crazy Charlie was a hop-head, without a dollar in his jeans, and Louie
- never did anything except for money. He would no more have gone about a
- profitless killing, than he would have wasted time and effort by fishing
- in a bathtub.
- </p>
- <p>
- For all that, on the whispered hint of the Ghost&mdash;who himself was
- killed finally as a snitch&mdash;two plain-clothes men from the Eldridge
- Street station grabbed Louie. They did not tell him the reason of the
- pinch. Neither did they spread it on the books. The police have a habit of
- protecting themselves from the consequences of a foolish collar by a
- specious system of concealment, and put nothing on the blotter until sure.
- </p>
- <p>
- When searched at the desk, Louie's guns were discovered. Also, from inside
- his waistcoat was taken a seven-inch knife, which, as said the police
- sergeant, might have slit the windpipe of Crazy Charlie or any other bug.
- But, as anyone with eyes might see, the knife was as purely virginal as
- when it came from a final emery wheel in its far-off Sheffield home. It
- had slit nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still, those plain-clothes dicks did not despair. They hoped to startle
- Louie into a confession. With a view to his moral and physical stampede,
- they conveyed Louie in a closed patrol wagon, at mirk midnight, to the
- morgue. He hadn't been told what he was charged with; he didn't know where
- he was going.
- </p>
- <p>
- The wagon backed up to the morgue door. Louie had never visited the morgue
- before, though fated in the end to appear there officially. The
- plainclothes men, one at each shoulder, steered him inside. All was thick
- blackness; you couldn't have seen your own nose. Feeling their wordless
- way, the painstaking plain-clothes folk manhandled Louie into position.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then they flashed on a flood of electric light.
- </p>
- <p>
- There, within two feet of Louie, and squarely beneath his eyes, lay the
- dead Crazy Charlie, posed so as to show effectively that gruesome slash
- across the throat. Louie neither started nor exclaimed. Gazing down on the
- dead Charlie, he searched forth a cigarette and turned to one of his
- plain-clothes escorts for a match.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you see this?&rdquo; demanded the plain-clothes man, slewing round the dead
- head until that throat-gash yawned like some horrid mouth.
- </p>
- <p>
- The plain-clothes man was wroth to think he should have worked so hard to
- achieve so little.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; retorted Louie, as cold as a wedge. &ldquo;Also, I'll tell you bulls
- another thing. You think to rattle me. Say, for ten cents I'd sit on this
- stiff all night an' smoke a pipe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Those plain-clothes artists gave Louie up. They turned him loose at the
- morgue door.
- </p>
- <p>
- The affair worked round, and helped Louie to a better position in the
- minds of all fair men. It fell in lucky, too, since it more than stood off
- a setback which overtook him about the same time. Louie had called upon
- the Irish Wop, at the latter's poolroom in Fourth Avenue. This emigrant
- from Mayo was thin and slight and sickly, and Louie argued that he might
- bully him out of a handful of money. Putting on a darkest frown, he
- demanded fifty dollars, and intimated that dire indeed would be the
- consequences of refusal.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; said Louie, &ldquo;when I go out for anything I get it, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop coughed timidly and made a suggestion. &ldquo;Come round in half an
- hour,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;when the last race from New Orleans is in; I'll have the
- cush ready for yez.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie withdrew, and the Wop shoved the poker into the blazing big-bellied
- stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- An hour later, that New Orleans race having been run, Louie returned. The
- poker being by this time white-hot, the Wop drew it forth from the stove.
- There were no stage waits. Applying the poker to the shrinking rear of
- Louie, the Wop compelled that yearner after fifty dollars to leap
- screechingly from a second-storey window.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's phwy I puts th' windy up,&rdquo; explained the Wop; &ldquo;I didn't want that
- chape skate to bre-a-ak th' glassh. Indian Louie! Spanish Louie!&rdquo; he
- repeated with measureless contempt. &ldquo;Let me tell youse ginks wan thing.&rdquo;
- This to a circle who had beheld the flight of Louie. &ldquo;If ever that bum
- shows up here ag'in, I'll put him out av business altogether. Does he
- think a two-cint Guinea from Sout' Ameriky can bluff a full-blown Mick?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie's flight through the Wop's window, as had his steadiness at the
- morgue, went the gossipy rounds. It didn't injure him as much as you might
- think.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For who,&rdquo; said the general voice, &ldquo;would face and fight a white-hot
- poker?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- On the whole, public sentiment was inclined to sustain Louie in that
- second-storey jump.
- </p>
- <p>
- From what has been written, it will not astonish you to hear that, upon
- the important matter of courage, Louie's place in society had not been
- absolutely fixed. Some said one thing, some another. There are game men in
- Gangland; and there exist others who aren't the real thing. Sardinia Frame
- believes, with the Irish Wop, that Louie belonged in the latter class.
- Also, Sardinia Frank is entitled to an opinion. For he was born in
- Mulberry Bend, and has himself been tried twice on charges of murder.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Sardinia Frank, by the way, who smote upon Eat-'em-up Jack with
- that effective lead pipe, albeit, there being no proof, he was never
- arrested for it. No, he doesn't admit it, even among intimates and where
- such admission would be respected as sacred. But when joked concerning it,
- he has ever worn a cheerful, satisfied look&mdash;like the pictures of the
- cat that ate the canary&mdash;and while careful not to accept, was equally
- careful not to reject, the compliment implied. Moreover, when the dead
- Eat-'em-up-Jack was picked up, the lead pipe used to break his skull had
- been tucked jocosely under his arm. It was clear to knowing ones that none
- except Sardinia Frank would have thought of such a jest. To him it would
- have come readily enough, since death always appealed to his sense of
- humor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Clad in a Tuxedo and an open-face suit, Sardinia Frank, at the time I
- questioned him, was officiating as peace-preserver in the Normandie
- rathskeller. By way of opener, I spoke of his mission on the rathskeller
- earth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm here to keep out everybody I know,&rdquo; said he simply.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a pathetic side to this which, in his ingenuousness, Frank
- failed wholly to remark.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Indian Louie?&rdquo; I at last said.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was within an hour after Louie had been killed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll tell youse about Louie,&rdquo; returned Frank. &ldquo;Of course, he's dead, an'
- lyin' on a slab in th' morgue right now. They 'phoned me woid ten minutes
- ago. But that don't make no difference. He was a bluff; he wasn't th'
- goods. He went around wit' his hat over his eyes, bulldozin' everybody he
- could, an' lettin' on to be a hero. An' he's got what heroes get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever get tangled up with him?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me show you,&rdquo; and Frank became confidential. &ldquo;This'll give youse a
- line. One time he's got two hundred bones. Mollie Squint climbs into a
- yap-wagon an' touches a rube for it. Louie takes it, an' plants it wit'
- Nigger Mike. That's about six months ago. Th' next night, me bein' wise to
- it, I chases to Mike an' says, 'Louie's over to Jigger's, pointin' stuss,
- an' he wants th' two hundred.' So Mike hands me th' dough. I splits it
- five ways wit' th' gang who's along, each of us gettin' his little old bit
- of forty dollars apiece.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Louie, when he finds out next day, makes an awful beef. He tells
- everybody he's goin' to hand it to me&mdash;goin' to cook me on sight,
- see? I hears of it, an' I hunts Louie up in Jack Sirocco's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Say, Louie,' I says, 'about that cookin' me. Th' bully way would be to
- come right now over to Hoboken, an' bump me off to-night. I'll go wit'
- youse. An' there won't be no hang-over, see; 'cause no one in Joisey'll
- care, an' no one in New York'll know.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do youse think Louie'll come? Not on your necktie! He didn't want me game&mdash;just
- wanted to talk, that's all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Not youse, Frank,' he said; 'I ain't gunnin' for youse. It's Nigger
- Mike; he's th' guy I'm goin' to croak. He oughtn't to have let youse have
- th' money.' No, of course, he don't go after Mike; that's simply his
- crawl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me,&rdquo; Frank concluded, &ldquo;Louie wasn't th' goods. He'd run a
- bluff, but he never really hoited a guy in his whole life. As I says, he
- goes about frownin', an' glarin', an' givin' people th' fiery eye, an'
- t'rowin' a chest, an' lettin' it go broadcast that he's a hero. An' for a
- finish he's got w'at heroes get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Such was the word of Sardinia Frank.
- </p>
- <p>
- When he fell with two bullets through his brain, and two more through his
- body, Louie had $170 in his pocket, $700 in his shoe, and $3,000 in the
- Bowery Bank. This prosperity needn't amaze. There was, for one thing, a
- racket reason to be hereinafter set forth. Besides, Pretty Agnes and
- Mollie Squint both walked the streets in Louie's loved behalf, and brought
- him all in the way of riches that came to their lure. Either was sure for
- five dollars a day, and Mollie Squint, who could graft a little, once came
- in with $800. Both Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint most fiercely adored
- Louie, and well did he know how to play one loving heart against the
- other. Some say that of the pair he preferred Pretty Agnes. If so, he
- wasn't fool enough to let her find it out. She might have neglected her
- business to bask in his sweet society.
- </p>
- <p>
- Besides, when it came to that, Louie's heart was really given to a blonde
- burlesquer, opulent of charm. This <i>artiste</i> snubbed and neglected
- Louie for the love of a stage manager. But she took and spent Louie's
- money, almost if not quite as fast as Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint could
- bring it to him from the streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie never made any place his hangout long. There was no element of
- loyalty in him, whether for man or for woman, and he went from friend to
- friend and gang to gang. He would stay nowhere, remain with no one, after
- his supremacy had been challenged. And such hardy natures as Biff Ellison,
- Jimmy Kelly, Big Mike Abrams, Chick Tricker and Jack Sirocco were bound to
- challenge it. They had a way, too, of putting the acid on an individual,
- and unless his fighting heart were purest gold they'd surely find it out.
- And Louie never stood the test. Thus, beginning at Big Jack's in Chatham
- Square, Louie went from hangout to hangout, mob to mob, until, working
- through Nigger Mike's, the Chatham Club and Sharkey's, he came at last to
- pal in with the Humpty Jackson guerrillas.
- </p>
- <p>
- These worthies had a stamping ground in a graveyard between First and
- Second Avenue, in the block bounded north and south by Twelfth and
- Thirteenth Streets. There Louie was wont to meet such select company as
- Monahokky, Nigger Ruhl, Candy Phil, the Lobster Kid, Maxie Hahn, and the
- Grabber. As they lolled idly among the tombstones, he would give them his
- adventures by flood and by field. Louie, besides being conceited, was
- gifted with an imagination and liked to hear himself talk. Not that he
- felt obliged to accuracy in these narrations. It was enough that he made
- them thrilling, and in their telling shed an effulgent ray upon himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he could entertain with his stories, Louie was never popular. There
- was that doubt about his courage. Also, he was too frugal. No one had ever
- caught the color of his money. Save in the avaricious instance of the big
- blonde burlesquer, as hungry as false, he held by the selfish theology
- that it is more blessed to receive than to give.
- </p>
- <p>
- Taking one reason and another, those about Louie at the finish were mainly
- the Humpty Jackson bunch. His best hangout of any fashion was the Hesper
- Club. Had Humpty Jackson remained with his own, Louie might have been
- driven, in search of comradeship, to go still further afield. Humpty was
- no weakling, and while on the surface a whining, wheedling, complaining
- cripple, owned his volcanic side, and had once shot it out, gun to gun and
- face to face, with no less a paladin than Jimmy Kelly. Louie would have
- found the same fault with Humpty that he had found with those others. Only
- Humpty didn't last long enough after Louie joined his forces. Some robbery
- came off, and a dull jury held Humpty responsible. With that, the judge
- sent him up for a long term of years, and there he sticks to-day. Humpty
- took the journey crying that he had been jobbed by the police. However
- that may have been, his going made it possible for Louie to remain with
- the Jacksons, and shine at those ghoulish, graveyard meetings, much longer
- than might otherwise have been the case.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Louie had removed to the remote regions about Fourteenth Street and
- Third Avenue, and was seldom seen in Chatham Square or Chinatown, he was
- not forgotten in those latter precincts. Jew Yetta brought up his name one
- evening in the Chatham Club, and spoke scornfully of him in conjunction
- with the opulent blonde.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That doll's makin' a farmer of Louie,&rdquo; was the view of Jew Yetta.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At that,&rdquo; remarked the Dropper&mdash;for this was in the days of his
- liberty and before he had been put away&mdash;&ldquo;farmer or no farmer, it's
- comin' easier for him now than when he was in the navy, eatin' sow-belly
- out of a harness cask an' drinkin' bilge. W'at's that ship he says he's
- sailin' in, Nailer?&rdquo; continued the Dropper. &ldquo;Ain't it a tub called <i>Atalanta?</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There never is a ship in the navy named <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This declaration, delivered with emphasis, emanated from old Jimmy, who
- had a place by himself in East Side consideration. Old Jimmy was about
- sixty, with a hardwood-finish face and 'possum-colored hair. He had been a
- river pirate in the old days, and roamed the midnight waters for what he
- might pick up. Those were times when he troubled the police, who made him
- trouble in return. But one day old Jimmy salvaged a rich man's daughter,
- who&mdash;as though to make his fortune&mdash;had fallen overboard from a
- yacht, and bored her small hole in the water within a rod or two of
- Jimmy's skiff. Certainly, he fished her out, and did it with a boat hook.
- More; he sagaciously laid her willowy form across a thwart, to the end
- that the river water flow more easily from her rosebud mouth. Relieved of
- the water, the rescued beauty thanked Jimmy profusely; and, for his
- generous part, her millionaire father proceeded to pension his child's
- preserver for life. The pension was twenty-five dollars a week. Coming
- fresh and fresh with every Monday, Jimmy gave up his piracies and no
- longer haunted in the name of loot the nightly reaches of the river.
- Indeed, he became offensively idle and honest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No sir,&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy; &ldquo;there never is a ship in our navy named <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All th' same,&rdquo; retorted the dropper, &ldquo;I lamps a yacht once w'at's called
- <i>Atalanta</i>.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' who says No?&rdquo; demanded old Jimmy, testily. &ldquo;I'm talkin' about th'
- United States Navy. But speakin' of Louie, it ain't no cinch he's ever in
- th 'navy. I'd sooner bet he's been in jail.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' if he was,&rdquo; said Jew Yetta, &ldquo;there ain't no one here who's got
- anything on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at does Atalanta mean, anyway?&rdquo; questioned the Dropper, who didn't like
- the talk of jails. &ldquo;Is it a place?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nixie,&rdquo; put in Slimmy, the erudite, ever ready to display his learning.
- &ldquo;Atalanta's the name of a skirt, who b'longs 'way back. She's some soon as
- a sprinter, too, an' can run her one hundred yards in better than ten
- seconds. Every god on Olympus clocked this dame, an' knew what she could
- do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's her story?&rdquo; asked the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It gets along, d'ye see, where Atalanta's folks thinks she ought to get
- married. But she won't have it; she'd sooner be a sprinter. With that,
- they crowd her hand; an' to get shut of 'em, she finally tacks it up on
- the bulletin board that she'll chase to th' altar only with some student
- who can beat her at a quarter mile dash. 'No lobsters need apply!' says
- she. Also, there's conditions. Under the rules, if some chump calls th'
- bluff, an' can't make good&mdash;if she lands him loses&mdash;her papa's
- headsman will be on th' job with his axe, an' that beaten gink'll get his
- block whacked off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' does any one go against such a game?&rdquo; queried Jew Yetta.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure! A whole fleet of young Archibalds and Reginalds went up ag'inst it.
- They all lose; an' his jiblets wit' th' cleaver chops off their youthful
- beans.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the luck turns. One day a sure-thing geek shows up whose monaker is
- Hippomenes. Hippy's a fly Indian; there ain't goin' to be no headsman in
- his. Hippy's hep to skirts, too, an' knows where th' board is off their
- fence. He organizes with three gold apples, see, an' every time little
- Atalanta Shootin' Star goes flashin' by, he chucks down one of 'em in
- front of her. She simply eats it up; she can't get by not one; an' she
- loses so much time grabbin' for 'em, Hippy noses in a winner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good boy!&rdquo; broke forth the Dropper. &ldquo;An' do they hook up?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They're married; but it don't last. You see its Venus who shows Hippy how
- to crab Atalanta's act an' stakes him to th' gold apples. An' later, when
- he double-crosses Venus, that goddess changes him an' his baby mine into
- a-couple of lions.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Irish Wop had been listening impatiently. It was when Governor Hughes
- flourished in Albany, and the race tracks were being threatened. The Wop,
- as a pool-room keeper, was vastly concerned.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I see,&rdquo; said the Wop, appealing directly to old Jimmy as the East Side
- Nestor, &ldquo;that la-a-ad Hughes is makin' it hot for Belmont an' Keene an'
- th' rist av th' racin' gang. Phwat's he so ha-a-ard on racin' for? Do yez
- look on playin' th' ponies as a vice, Jimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; responded old Jimmy with a conservative air, &ldquo;I don't know as I'd
- call it a vice so much as a bonehead play.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They call it th' shpo-r-rt av kings,&rdquo; observed die Wop, loftily.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy snorted. &ldquo;Sport of kings!&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Sport of come-ons, rather.
- Them Sport-of-kings gezebos 'll go on, too, an' give you a lot of guff
- about racin' bein' healthy. But they ain't sayin' a word concernin' th'
- mothers an' youngones livin' in hot two-room tenements, an' jumpin'
- sideways for grub, while th' husbands and fathers is blowin' in their
- bank-rolls in th' bettin' ring, an' gettin' healthy. An' th' little jocks,
- too&mdash;mere kids! I've wondered th' Gerries didn't get after 'em. But I
- suppose th' Gerries know who to pass up, an' who to pinch, as well as th'
- oldest skipper on th' Force.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;F'r all that,&rdquo; contended the Wop, stubbornly, &ldquo;thim la-a-ads that's mixed
- up wit' th' racin' game is good feltys.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good fellows,&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy with contempt. &ldquo;I recollect seein' a
- picture once, a picture of a girl&mdash;a young wife, she is&mdash;lyin'
- with her head on an untouched dinner table&mdash;fallen asleep, poor
- thing! Th' clock in the picture is pointin' to midnight. There she's been
- waitin' with th' dinner she's cooked with her own little lovin' mitts, for
- that souse of a husband to come home. Under th' picture it says, 'For he's
- a jolly good fellow!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Somebody'd ought to have put a head on him!&rdquo; quoth Jew Yetta, whose
- sympathies were both active and militant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; went on Jimmy, &ldquo;that picture gets on my nerves. A week later I'm
- down be th' old Delmonico joint at Twenty-sixth an' Broadway. It's meb-by
- one o'clock in th' mornin'. As I'm goin' by th' Twenty-sixt' Street door,
- out floats a fleet of Willies, stewed to the gills, singin' in honor of a
- dude who's in th' middle, 'For he's a jolly good fellow.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Who's that galoot?' I asks th' dub who's slammin' carriage doors at the
- curb. 'Is he a married man?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'He's married all right,&rdquo; says th' door-slammin' dub.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit that I tears into him. It's a good while ago, an' I could slug a
- little. Be th' time th' copper gets there, I've got that jolly good fellow
- lookin' like he'd been caught whistlin' <i>Croppies Lie Down</i> at
- Fiftieth Street an' Fift' Avenoo when th' Cathedral lets out.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I'm not married,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, snappishly;&mdash;&ldquo;I'm not
- married; I niver was married; an' I niver will be married aloive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse notice?&rdquo; remarked the Dropper, &ldquo;how they gets a roar out of old
- Boss Croker? He's for racin' all right.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Naturally,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;Him ownin' race horses, Croker's for th'
- race tracks. He don't cut no ice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How much do yez figger Croker had cleaned up, Jimmy, when he made his
- getaway for Ireland?&rdquo; asked the Wop, licking an envious lip.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Without comin' down to book-keepin',&rdquo; returned old Jimmy, carelessly, &ldquo;my
- understandin' is that, be havin' th' whole wad changed into thousand
- dollar bills, he's able to get it down to th' dock on a dray.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Grabber came in. He beckoned Slimmy, and the two were at once immersed
- in serious whisperings.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What are youse two stews chinnin' about?&rdquo; called out the Dropper lazily,
- from across the room. &ldquo;Be youse thinkin' of orderin' th' beer?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's about Indian Louie,&rdquo; replied Slimmy, angrily. &ldquo;Th' Grabber here says
- Louie's out to skin us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Indian Louie,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, with a gleam in his little gray eye.
- &ldquo;That's th' labberick w'at's goin' to shti-i-ick up me poolroom f'r thim
- fifty bones. Anny wan that'd have annything to do wit' a bum loike him
- ought to get skinned.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's he tryin' to saw off on youse?&rdquo; asked the Dropper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is th' proposition.&rdquo; It was the Grabber now. &ldquo;Me an' Slimmy here
- goes in wit' Louie to give that racket last week in Tammany Hall. Now
- Louie's got th' whole bundle, an' he won't split it. Me an' Slimmy's been
- t'run down for six hundred good iron dollars apiece.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' be yez goin' to let him get away wit' it?&rdquo; demanded the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at can we do?&rdquo; asked the Grabber, disconsolately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's that big blonde,&rdquo; declared Jew Yetta' with acrimony. &ldquo;She's goin'
- through Louie for every dollar. I wonder Mollie Squint an' Pretty Agnes
- don't put her on th' fritz.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Hesper Club was in Second Avenue between Sixth and Seventh Streets. It
- was one o'clock in the morning when Indian Louie took his accustomed seat
- at the big table in the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How's everybody?&rdquo; he asked, easily. &ldquo;I oversleeps meself, or I'd been
- here hours ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at tires you?&rdquo; asked Candy Phil. Not that he cared, but merely by way
- of conversation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's th' big feed last night at Terrace Garden. I'm two days trainin' for
- it, an' all day gettin' over it. Them swell blowouts is something fierce!&rdquo;
- and Louie assumed a wan and weary air, intended to be superior.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So you was at Terrace Garden?&rdquo; said Nigger Ruhl.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was I? Youse should have seen me! Patent leathers, white choker, and a
- diamond in th' middle of me three-sheet big enough to trip a dog.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothin' in them dress suits,&rdquo; protested Maxie Hahn. &ldquo;I'm ag'inst
- 'em; they ain't dimmycratic.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All th' same, youse've got to wear 'em at these swell feeds,&rdquo; said Candy
- Phil. &ldquo;They'd give youse th' gate if you don't. An' as for not bein'
- dimmycratic&rdquo;&mdash;Candy Phil had his jocose side&mdash;&ldquo;they make it so
- you can't tell th' high-guys from th' waiters, an' if that ain't
- dimmycratic what is? Th' only thing I know ag'inst 'em is that youse can't
- go to th' floor wit' a guy in 'em. You've got to cut out th' scrappin',
- an' live up to the suit, see?&rdquo; The Grabber strolled in, careless and
- smiling. Louie fastened him with eyes of dark suspicion, while Maxie Hahn,
- the' Lobster Kid and Candy Phil began pushing their chairs out of the line
- of possible fire. For they knew of those monetary differences.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a chance, sports,&rdquo; remarked the Grabber, reassuringly. &ldquo;No one's
- goin' to start anything. Let's take a drink,&rdquo; and the Grabber beat upon
- the table as a sign of thirst. &ldquo;I ain't after no one here.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be youse alludin' to me, Grabber?&rdquo; asked Louie, with a frown like a great
- cloud. &ldquo;I don't like them cracks about startin' somethin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Keep your shoit on,&rdquo; expostulated the Grabber, clinking down the change
- for the round of beers; &ldquo;keep your shoit on, Louie. I ain't alludin' at
- nobody nor nothin', least of all at youse. Besides, I just gets a message
- for you&mdash;only you don't seem in no humor to receive it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who's it from?&rdquo; asked Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Laura&rdquo;&mdash;Laura was the opulent blonde&mdash;&ldquo;Mollie Squint an'
- Pretty Agnes runs up on her about an hour ago at Twelfth Street an' Second
- Avenoo, an' Mollie bounces a brick off her coco. A copper comes along an'
- chases Mollie an' Pretty Agnes. I gets there as they're carry in' Laura
- into that Dago's joint be th' corner. Laura asks me if I sees youse to
- tell w'at's happened her; that's all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was Mollie and Agnes sloughed in?&rdquo; asked Louie, whose practical mind went
- first to his breadwinners.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, they faded into th' next street. Th' cop don't want to pinch 'em
- anyway.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Laura; was she hoited much?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ten stiches, an' a week in Roosevelt Hospital; that's the best she can
- get.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I must chase round an' look her over,&rdquo; was Louie's anxious conclusion.
- &ldquo;W'at's that Dago joint she's at?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's be th' corner,&rdquo; said the Grabber, &ldquo;an' up stairs. I forgets the
- wop's monaker.&rdquo; As Louie hesitated over these vague directions, the
- Grabber set down his glass. &ldquo;Say, to show there's no hard feelin', I'll go
- wit' youse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- As Louie and the Grabber disappeared through the door, Candy Phil threw up
- both hands as one astonished to the verge of nervous shock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at do youse think of that?&rdquo; he exclaimed. &ldquo;I always figgered
- Louie had bats in his belfry; now I knows it. They'll croak him sure!&rdquo;
- Nigger Ruhl and the Lobster Kid arose as though to follow. At this, Candy
- Phil broke out fiercely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's wrong wit' youse stews? Stick where you be!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they'll cook Louie!&rdquo; expostulated the Lobster Kid.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't no skin off your nose if they do. W'y should youse go buttin'
- in?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie and the Grabber were in Twelfth Street, hurrying towards Second
- Avenue. Not a soul, except themselves, was abroad. The Grabber walked on
- Louie's right, which showed that either the latter was not the gunplayer
- he pretended, or the word from Laura had thrown him off his guard.
- </p>
- <p>
- Suddenly, as the pair passed a dark hallway, the Grabber's left arm stole
- round Louie's neck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About that dough, Louie!&rdquo; hissed the Grabber, at the same time tightening
- his left arm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie half turned to free himself from the artful Grabber. As he did so,
- the Grabber's ready right hand brought his pistol into action, and one
- bullet and then another flashed through Louie's brain. A slim form rushed
- out of the dark hallway, and fired two bullets into Louie's body. Louie
- was dead before he struck the pavement.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Grabber, with his slim companion, darted through the dark hallway, out
- a rear door and over a back fence. Sixty seconds later they were quietly
- walking in Thirteenth Street, examples of law-abiding peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was th' easiest ever, Slimmy!&rdquo; whispered the Grabber, when he had
- recovered his breath. &ldquo;I knew that stall about Laura'd fetch him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who was at th' Hesper Club?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On'y Candy Phil, th' Lobster Kid an' two or three other blokes. Every one
- of 'em's a right guy. They won't rap.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thim la-a-ads,&rdquo; remarked the Wop, judiciously, when he heard of Louie's
- taking off&mdash;&ldquo;thim la-a-ads musht 'av lost their heads. There's six or
- seven hundred bones on that bum, an' they niver copped a splinter!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The word came two ways to the Central Office. One report said &ldquo;Indian
- Louie&rdquo; and another &ldquo;Johnny Spanish.&rdquo; Detective O'Farrell invaded
- Chinatown, and dug up Big Mike Abrams, that the doubt might be removed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Indian Louie, all right,&rdquo; said Big Mike, following a moment's silent
- survey of the rigid form. Then, in a most unlooked for vein of sentiment:
- &ldquo;They all get here at last!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's no dream!&rdquo; agreed the morgue attendant. &ldquo;An', say, Mike&rdquo;&mdash;he
- liked his joke as well as any other&mdash;&ldquo;I've been expectin' you for
- some time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure!&rdquo; returned Big Mike, with a friendly grin; &ldquo;I'll come chasin' along,
- feet foist, some mornin'. But don't forget that while I'm waitin' I'm
- workin'. I've sent two stiffs down here to youse already, to help keep you
- goin' till I comes. Accordin' to th' chances, however, me own turn
- oughtn't to be so very far away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike Abram's turn was just three weeks away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who were those two, Mike, you sent down here to the morgue?&rdquo; asked
- O'Farrell, carelessly.
- </p>
- <p>
- O'Farrell had a catlike fame for slyness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; grinned Big Mike, derisively; &ldquo;look me over! I ain't wearin' no
- medals, am I, for givin' meself up to you bulls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VI.&mdash;HOW JACKEEN SLEW THE DOC
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>n person he was
- tall, languid, slender, as neat as a cat, and his sallow face&mdash;over
- which had settled the opium pallor&mdash;was not an ugly face. Also, there
- abode such weakness, some good, and no harm in him. His constitution was
- rickety. In the winter he coughed and invited pneumonia; in the summer,
- when the sun poured down, he trembled on the brink of a stroke. But
- neither pneumonia nor sunstroke ever quite killed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was written that Jackeen would do that&mdash;Jackeen Dalton, <i>alias</i>
- Brady; and Jackeen did it with five bullets from an automatic-38. Some
- said that opium was at the bottom of it; others laid it to love. It is
- still greatly talked over in what pipe joints abound in Mott, Pell and
- Doyers, not to mention the wider Catherine Street, in the neighborhood of
- number Nineteen, where he had his flat and received his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- They called him the Doc. Twenty years ago the Doc studied dentistry with
- his father, who flourished reputably as a tooth surgeon at the Troy Dental
- Parlors in Roosevelt Street. The father died before the Doc had been given
- a diploma; and the Doc, having meanwhile picked up the opium habit, was
- never able afterwards to see the use. Why should he be examined or ask for
- a license? What foolishness! Magnanimously waving aside every thought of
- the sort, he plunged into the practice of his cheerless art among those
- who went in and out of Chinatown, and who lived precariously by
- pocket-picking, porch-climbing, safe-blowing and all-round strong-arm
- methods; and, careless of the statute in such case made and provided, he
- proceeded to file and drill and cap and fill and bridge and plug and pull
- their aching cuspids, bicuspids and molars, and all with as quick an
- instinct and as deft a touch as though his eyes were sharpened and his
- hand made steady by the dental sheepskins of a dozen colleges. That he was
- an outlaw among tooth-drawers served only to knit him more closely to the
- hearts of his patients&mdash;themselves merest outlaws among men.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc kept his flat in Catherine Street as bright and burnished as the
- captain's cabin of a man-of-war. There was no prodigious wealth of
- furniture, no avalanche of ornament to overwhelm the taste. Aside from an
- outfit of dental tools, the most expensive belongings appeared to be what
- lamps and pipes and kindred paraphernalia were required in the smoking of
- opium.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those who visited the Doc were compelled to one formality. Before he would
- open his door, they must push the bell four times and four times tap on
- the panel. Thus did they prove their friendly identity. Lawful dentists,
- in their jealousy, had had the Doc arrested and fined, from time to time,
- for intromitting with the teeth of his fellow worms without a license.
- Hence that precautionary quartet of rings, followed by the quartet of
- taps, indicative that a friend and not a foe was at his gate.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc had many callers who came to smoke opium. For these he did divers
- kindly offices, mostly in the letter-writing line. As they reclined and
- smoked, they dictated while the Doc transcribed, and many and weird were
- the epistles from Nineteen Catherine Street which found their way into the
- mails. For this service, as for his opium and dentistry, the Doc's callers
- never failed to press upon him an honorarium. And so he lived.
- </p>
- <p>
- Love, that flowerlike sentiment for which&mdash;as some jurist once
- remarked of justice&mdash;all places are palaces, all seasons summer, is
- not incompatible with either dentistry or opium. The Doc had a sweetheart
- named Lulu. Lulu was very beautiful and very jealous. Also, she was
- broadly popular. All Chinatown made songs to the deep glories of her eyes,
- which were supposed to have excited the defeated envy of many stars. The
- Doc, in what odd hours he could snatch from tooth-drawing and
- opium-smoking, worshipped at the shrine of Lulu; and Lulu was wrapped up
- in the Doc. Number Nineteen Catherine Street served as their Garden of
- Eden.
- </p>
- <p>
- Now it is among the many defects of opium that it renders migratory the
- fancy. An ebon evidence of this was to be given at number Nineteen. The I
- love of the Doc became, as it were, pipe-deflected, and one day left Lulu,
- and, after a deal of fond circling, settled like some errant dove upon a
- rival belle called May.
- </p>
- <p>
- Likewise, there was a dangerous side to this dulcet, new situation. The
- enchanting May, when the Doc chose her for his goddess, vice Lulu thrown
- down, could not be described as altogether disengaged. Was she not also
- the goddess of Jackeen? Had not that earnest safe-robber laid his heart at
- her feet?
- </p>
- <p>
- Moreover, there were reasons even more substantial. The gentle May was in
- her way a breadwinner. When the fortunes of Jackeen were low, she became
- their mutual meal-ticket. May was the most expert shoplifter in all of
- broad New York. If not upon heart arguments, then upon arguments of the
- pocket, not to say stomach, Jackeen might be expected to fiercely resent
- any effort to win her love away.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen?
- </p>
- <p>
- Not much is to be told by an appearance, although physiognomists have sung
- otherwise. The egg of the eagle is less impressive than the egg of: the
- goose. And yet it hotly houses in its heart an' eagle. The egg of the
- nightingale shows but-meanly side by side with the egg of the crow. And:
- yet it hides within its modest bosom the limpid music of the moon.
- </p>
- <p>
- So it is with men.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen was not an imposing personality. But neither is the tarantula. He
- was five feet and an inch in stunted stature, and weighed a mean shadow
- under one hundred and ten pounds. Like the Doc&mdash;who had stolen his
- love away&mdash;Jackeen's hollow cheeks were of that pasty gray which
- speaks of opium. Also, from opium, the pupils of his vermin eyes had
- become as the points of two dull pins. Shrivelled, degenerate, a tattered
- rag of humanity, Jackeen was none the less a perilous spirit, and so the
- Doc&mdash;too late&mdash;would learn.
- </p>
- <p>
- From that Eden at Nineteen Catherine Street, the fair Lulu had been put
- into the street. This was to make pleasant room for the visits of the
- fairer May. Jackeen was untroubled, knowing nothing about it. He was for
- the moment too wholly engaged, being in the throes of a campaign against
- the Savoy theatre safe, from which strongbox he looked forward to a
- harvest of thousands.
- </p>
- <p>
- The desolate Lulu went everywhere seeking Jackeen, to tell him of his
- wrongs. Her search was vain; those plans touching the Savoy safe had
- withdrawn him from his accustomed haunts. One night, however, the safe was
- blown and plundered. Alas and alack! Jackeen's share, from those hoped-for
- thousands, dwindled to a paltry sixty dollars&mdash;not enough for a
- single spree!
- </p>
- <p>
- In his resentment, Jackeen, with the aid of a bevy of friends, hastily
- stuck-up a wayfarer, whom he met in Division Street. The wayfarer's
- pockets proved empty. It was even more of a waterhaul than had been the
- Savoy safe. The double disappointment turned Jackeen's mood to gall and it
- was while his humor was thus bilious that he one day walked into the
- Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a distinguished company gathered at the Chatham Club. Nannie
- Miller, Blinky the Lob-bygow, Dago Angelo, Roxie, Jimida, Johnny Rice,
- Stagger, Jimmy Foy, and St. Louis Bill&mdash;all were there. And these
- were but a handful of what high examples sat about the Chatham Club, and
- with calls for beer, and still more beer, kept Nigger Mike and his
- assistants on the joyful jump.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Jackeen came in, Mike greeted him warmly, and placed a chair next to
- that of Johnny Rice. Conversation broke out concerning the dead and
- departed Kid Twist. While Twist was an Eastman and an enemy of Roxie&mdash;himself
- of the Five Points&mdash;the latter was no less moved to speak in highest
- terms of him. He defended this softness by remarking:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Twist's dead, see! An' once a guy's been put to bed wit' a shovel, if
- youse can't speak well of him youse had better can gabbin' about him
- altogether. Them's my sentiments.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Dago Angelo, who had been a friend of the vanished Twist, applauded this,
- and ordered beer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Twist&mdash;according to the veracious Roxie&mdash;had not been wanting in
- brilliancy as a Captain of Industry. He had showed himself ingenious when
- he took his poolroom into the Hatmakers' Union, as a safeguard against
- raids by the police.
- </p>
- <p>
- Upon another occasion, strictly commercial&mdash;so said Roxie&mdash;Twist
- had displayed a generalship which would have glorified a Rockefeller. Baby
- Flax, named for the soft innocuousness of his countenance, kept a grogshop
- in Houston Street. One quiet afternoon Twist abruptly broke that cherubic
- publican's windows, mirrors, glasses, bottles.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lighting a cigar, Twist stood in the midst of that ruin undismayed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's up?&rdquo; demanded the policeman, who came hot-foot to the scene.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; vouchsafed Twist, between puffs, &ldquo;there's a party chases in,
- smashes things, an' then beats it up the street wit'out sayin' a woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman looked at Baby Flax.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's straight,&rdquo; chattered that ill-used proprietor, who, with the
- dangerous eye of Twist upon him, wouldn't have told the truth for gold and
- precious stones.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What started youse, Twist?&rdquo; asked a friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's this way,&rdquo; explained Twist. &ldquo;I'm introducin' a celery bitters&mdash;because
- there's cush in it. I goes into Baby Flax's an' asks him to buy. He hands
- me out a 'No!' So I ups an' puts his joint on the bum. After this, when I
- come into a dump, they'll buy me bitters, see! Sure, I cops an order for
- two cases from Flax before I leaves.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving Twist to sleep in peace, and by way of turning the laugh on that
- gentleman, Roxie related an adventure with Nigger Mike. It was when that
- sub-chief of the Eastmans kept at number Twelve Pell, by word of the
- vivacious Roxie, he, with certain roysterers belonging to the Five Points,
- had gone to Mike's to drink beer. They were the foe. But no less he served
- them, as he was doing now, for such was and is the bland etiquette of the
- gangs.
- </p>
- <p>
- One o'clock struck, and Mike locked his door. Key turned, the beer flowed
- on unchecked.
- </p>
- <p>
- At half after one, when Mike himself was a law-breaker under the excise
- statute by full thirty criminal minutes, Roxie with his Five Points
- merrymakers arose, beat up Mike and his few retainers, skinned the damper
- for fifty bones, and departed singing songs of victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was powerless.
- </p>
- <p>
- As was well said by Roxie: &ldquo;W'at could he do? If he makes a roar to th'
- cops for us puttin' his joint in th' air, we'd have whipped one over on
- him for bein' open after hours.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike laughed with the rest at Roxie's reminiscence. It was of another day.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's th' matter wit' your mouth, Mike?&rdquo; asked St. Louis Bill, for there
- was a lisping queerness, not only about Mike's talk, but about his laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Nigger Mike proceeded to lay bare the causes of that queerness. While
- engaged in a joint debate&mdash;years ago, it was&mdash;with a gentleman
- given as much to sudden petulances as to positive views, he had lost three
- of his teeth. Their place had been artifically but not artistically
- supplied.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' lately they've been feelin' funny,&rdquo; explained Mike, alluding to the
- supplemental teeth, &ldquo;an' I toins 'em over to th' Doc to fix. That guy who
- made 'em for me foist must have been a bum dentist. An' at that, w'at do
- you t'ink he charges? I'm a Dutchman if he don't lash me to th' mast for
- forty bucks! He says th' gold plate is wort' twenty.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Mike,&rdquo; said Nannie Miller, who'd been listening, &ldquo;I don't want to
- make you sore, but on the level you talk like your mouth is full of mush.
- I'd make th' Doc come through wit' 'em as soon as I could.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He says he'll bring 'em in to-morry,&rdquo; returned Mike.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's ten to one you don't see 'em for a week,&rdquo; declared the pessimistic
- St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;Youse can't tell nothin' about them hop-heads. They say
- 'to-morry' when they mean next year.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- St. Louis Bill, being virtuously superior to opium, never lost a chance to
- speak scornfully of those who couldn't make that boast.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike, at the discouraging view expressed, became doleful. &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he
- observed, &ldquo;I'd look like a sucker, wouldn't I, if anything happens th'
- Doc, an' I don't get 'em?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- St. Louis Bill assured Mike that he would indeed look like a sucker, and
- re-declared his conviction&mdash;based upon certain occult creepings and
- crawlings in his bones&mdash;that Mike had seen the last of those teeth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take my steer,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill in conclusion; &ldquo;treat them teeth you
- gives th' Doc as a dead issue, an' go get measured for some more. Twenty
- dollars wort' of gold, you says! It ain't no cinch but the Doc's hocked
- 'em for hop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin' to that!&rdquo; returned Mike, decisively. &ldquo;Th' Doc's a square guy.
- Them teeth is all safe enough. Only, as you says, bein' he hits the pipe,
- he may be slow about chasin' in wit' 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While Nigger Mike and his guests are in talk, run your eye over the scene.
- Those citizens of Gangland assembled about the Chatham Club tables would
- have made a study, and mayhap a chapter, for Lombroso. Speaking generally,
- they are a stunted litter, these gangmen, and seldom stand taller than
- five feet four. Their weight wouldn't average one hundred and twenty
- pounds. They are apt to run from the onslaught of an outsider. This is not
- perhaps from cowardice; but they dislike exertion, even the exertion of
- fighting, and unless it be to gain money or spoil, or a point of honor is
- involved&mdash;as in their duels and gang wars&mdash;they back away from
- trouble. In their gang battles, or when fighting the police, their
- strategy is to lie flat on the ground and shoot. Thus they save themselves
- a clubbing, and the chances from hostile lead are reduced.
- </p>
- <p>
- To be sure there are exceptions. Such as Chick Tricker, Ike the Blood, Big
- Mike Abrams, Jack Sirocco, the Dropper, and the redoubtable Jimmy Kelly
- never fly and always fight. No one ever saw their backs.
- </p>
- <p>
- You are inclined to doubt the bloody character of those gang battles. Why
- doesn't one hear of them?&mdash;you ask. Because the police conceal as
- much as may be all word and all sign of them. For the public to know might
- get the police criticized, and they are granted enough of that without
- inviting it through any foolish frankness. The hospitals, however, will
- tell you of a weekly average of fifty patients, suffering from knife or
- gun-shot wounds, not to name fractures born of bottles, bricks and
- blackjacks. A bottle judiciously wielded, or a beer stein prudently broken
- in advance to assure a jagged edge, is no mean weapon where warriors are
- many and the fields of battle close.
- </p>
- <p>
- While Roxie rattled on, and the others gave interested ear, Jackeen was
- commenting in discouraged whispers to Johnny Rice on those twin setbacks
- of the Division Street stick-up and the Savoy safe.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It looks like nobody's got any dough,&rdquo; replied Rice, in a spirit of
- sympathy. &ldquo;Take me own self. I ain't made a touch youse could call a
- touch, for a mont' of Sundays. Me rag, Josie, an' I was chin-nin' about it
- on'y last night, an' Josie herself says she never sees th' town so dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's somethin' fierce!&rdquo; returned Jackeen, moodily.
- </p>
- <p>
- More beer, and a moment of silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's you' goil May doin'?&rdquo; asked Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She's graftin' a little,&rdquo; responded Jackeen; &ldquo;but w'at wit' th' stores
- full of private dicks a booster can't do much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you can bet May ought to know!&rdquo; returned Rice. &ldquo;As a derrick, she'
- got the Darby Kid an' the best of 'em beat four ways from th' jack. She
- could bring home th' bacon, if any of them hoisters could.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Then appeared Lulu the houseless&mdash;Lulu, the forlorn and outcast Eve
- of that Catherine Street Eden!
- </p>
- <p>
- Lulu stood a polite moment behind the chair of Jackeen. At a lull in the
- talk, she whispered a word in his ear. He looked up, nodded, and then
- followed her out into Doyers Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's this way,&rdquo; said Lulu. &ldquo;May's copped th' Doc from me, see! An' she's
- givin' you the cross, Jackeen. You ought to hand her out a good heatin'.
- She's over hittin' the pipe wit' th' Doc right now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;G'wan!&rdquo; came jealously from Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Honest! You come wit' me to number Nineteen, an' I'll show youse.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen paused as though weighing the pros and cons.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let me go get Ricey,&rdquo; he said at last. &ldquo;He's got a good nut, an' I'll put
- th' play up to him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; responded Lulu, impatient in her desolation; &ldquo;but get a move
- on! I've wised you; an' now, if you're any good at all, you'll take May
- out of number Nineteen be th' mop. W'at license has she, or any other
- skirt for that matter, got to do me out of me Doc?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last ended in a howl.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leaving Lulu in the midst of her complaints, Jackeen wheeled back into the
- Chatham Club for a word with Rice. Even during his absence, a change had
- come over the company. He found Rice, St. Louis Bill and Nannie Miller,
- holding anxious confab with a ratfaced person who had just come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;See here, Jackeen,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill in an excited whisper, &ldquo;there's
- been a rap about that Savoy safe trick, an' th' bulls are right now
- lookin' for th' whole mob. They say it's us, too, who put that rube in the
- air over in Division Street.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' th' question is,&rdquo; broke in Nannie Miller, who was quick to act, &ldquo;do
- we stand pat, or do we do a lammister?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's on'y one answer to that,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;For my end of it
- I'm goin' to lamm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen had May and his heart troubles upon the back of his regard. Still
- he heard; and he arrived at a decision. He would run&mdash;yes; for flight
- was preferable to four stone walls. But he must have revenge&mdash;revenge
- upon the Doc and May.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wit' th' bulls after me, an' me away, it 'ud be comin' too soft for 'em,&rdquo;
- thought Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse say?&rdquo; asked St. Louis Bill, who was getting nervous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did youse get the woid?&rdquo; demanded Jackeen, turning upon Ratface. It
- was he who had brought the warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm a stool for one of the bulls,&rdquo; replied Ratface, &ldquo;an' it's him tells
- me you blokes is wanted, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So you're stoolin' for a Central Office cop?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen's manner was fraught with suspicion. &ldquo;How do we know you're givin'
- us th' correct dope?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miller knows me,&rdquo; returned Ratface, &ldquo;an' so does Bill. They'll tell youse
- I'm a right guy. That stool thing is only a stall. I gets more out of the
- bull than he gets out of me. Sure; I give him a dead one now an' then,
- just be way of puttin' in a prop for meself. But not youse;&mdash;w'en
- it's any of me friends I puts 'em hep, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do you sign for this duck?&rdquo; demanded Jackeen of St. Louis Bill. &ldquo;He's a
- new one on me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me, he's all right,&rdquo; said St. Louis Bill, decisively. &ldquo;Why,
- you ought to know him, Jackeen. He joined out wit' that mob of gons Goldie
- Louie took to Syracuse last fall. He's no farmer, neither; Ricey there
- ain't got nothin' on him as a tool.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This endorsement of Ratface settled all doubt. Jackeen's mind was made up.
- Addressing the others, he said:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fade's the woid! I'll meet youse over in Hoboken to-night at Beansey's.
- Better make th' ferry one at a time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse want to wait till night for?&rdquo; asked Nannie Miller. &ldquo;Th'
- foist t'ing you know you'll get th' collar.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm goin' to take the chance, though,&rdquo; retorted Jackeen. &ldquo;It's some
- private business of me own. An' say&rdquo;&mdash;looking at Rice&mdash;&ldquo;I want a
- pal. Will youse stick, Ricey?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure, Mike!&rdquo; said Rice, who had nerve and knew how to be loyal.
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus it was adjusted. Ratface went his way, to exercise his gifts of
- mendacity upon his Central Office principal, while the others scattered&mdash;all
- save Jackeen and Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen gave his faithful friend the story of his wrongs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wouldn't have thought it of the Doc,&rdquo; was the pensive comment of Rice.
- He had exalted the Doc, because of his book learning, and groaned to see
- his idol fall. &ldquo;No, I wouldn't have guessed it of him! Of course, it's
- different wit' a doll. They'd double-cross their own mothers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over in Catherine Street at number Nineteen the Doc was teaching May how
- to cook opium. The result fell below the Doc's elevated notions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You aren't to be compared with Lulu,&rdquo; he complained, as he trimmed the
- peanut-oil lamp. &ldquo;All Chinatown couldn't show Lulu's equal for cooking
- hop. She had a genius for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc took the needle from May, and cooked for himself. May looked
- discouraged and hurt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's all right,&rdquo; said the Doc, dreamily, replying to the look of injury.
- &ldquo;You'll get it right in time, dear. Only, of course, you'll never quite
- equal Lulu; that would be impossible.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Doc twirled the little ball of opium in the flame of the lamp,
- watching the color as it changed. May looked on as upon the labors of a
- master.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll smoke a couple of pipes,&rdquo; vouchsafed the Doc; &ldquo;then I must get to
- work on Nigger Mike's, teeth. Mike's a good fellow; they're all good
- fellows over at the Chatham Club,&rdquo; and the Doc sank back upon the pallet.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was the sound of someone in the hall. Then came those calmative four
- rings and four taps.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's Mike now,&rdquo; said the Doc, his eyes half closed. &ldquo;Let him in; I
- suppose he's come for his teeth. I'll have to give him a stand-off. Mike
- ought to have two sets of teeth. Then he could wear the one while I'm
- fixing the other. It's a good idea; I'll tell him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- May, warned by some instinct, opened the door but a timorous inch. What
- she saw did not inspire confidence, and she tried with all her little
- strength to close and bolt it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Too late!
- </p>
- <p>
- The door was flung inward, and Jackeen, followed by Rice, entered the
- room. They paid no heed to the opium fumes; almost stifling they were, but
- Jackeen and Rice had long been used to them.
- </p>
- <p>
- May gazed at Jackeen like one planet-struck. The Doc, moveless on the
- pallet, hardly raised his opium-weighted lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is a fine game I'm gettin'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen sneered out the words. The Doc pulled tranquilly at his pipe;
- while May stood voiceless, staring with scared eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd ought to peg a bullet into you,&rdquo; continued Jackeen, addressing May.
- </p>
- <p>
- He had drawn his heavy gun. May stood as if the sight of the weapon had
- frozen her. Jackeen brought it down on her temple. The Doc never moved.
- Peace&mdash;the peace of the poppy&mdash;was on his brow and in his heart.
- May fell to the floor, her face a-reek with blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you've got yours!&rdquo; said Jackeen.
- </p>
- <p>
- May struggled unsteadily to her feet, and began groping for the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That ought to do youse till I get back,&rdquo; was Jackeen's good-by. &ldquo;You'll
- need a few stitches for that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Unruffled, untroubled, the Doc drew blandly at the mouthpiece of the pipe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen surveyed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Go on!&rdquo; cried Rice; &ldquo;hand it to him, if you're goin' to!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Rice was becoming fretted. He hadn't Jackeen's sustaining interest.
- Besides, he was thinking of that word from the Central Office, and how
- much safer he would be with Beansey, on the Hoboken side of the Hudson.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jackeen took a step nearer. The Doc smiled, eyes just showing through the
- dreamy lids.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Turn it loose!&rdquo; cried Rice.
- </p>
- <p>
- The gun exploded five times, and five bullets ploughed their way into the
- Doc's body.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not a cry, not a movement! The bland, pleased smile never left the sallow
- face. With his mouth to the pipestem, the Doc dreamed on.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the street, Jackeen and Rice passed Lulu. As they brushed by her, Rice
- fell back a pace and whispered:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He croaked th' Doc.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Lulu gave a gulping cry and hurried on.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Is that you, Lulu?&rdquo; asked the Doc, his drug-uplifted soul untouched,
- untroubled by what had passed, and what would come. Still, he must have
- dimly known; for his next words, softly spoken, were: &ldquo;I'm sorry about
- Mike's teeth! Cook me a pill, dear; I want one last good smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VII.&mdash;LEONI THE TROUBLE MAKER
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">I</span>t was a perfect
- day for a funeral. The thin October air had in it a half-chill, like the
- cutting edge of the coming winter, still six weeks away. The leaves, crisp
- and brown from early frosts, seemed to rustle approval of the mournful
- completeness of things.
- </p>
- <p>
- Florists' shops had been ransacked, greenhouses laid waste, the leading
- carriages were moving jungles of blossoms. It was magnificent, and as the
- procession wound its slow way into Calvary, the heart of the undertaker
- swelled with pride. Not that he was justified; the glory was the glory of
- Paper-Box Johnny, who stood back of all this gloomy splendor with his
- purse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; was Paper-Box's word to the undertaker, &ldquo;I'm no piker, an'
- neither was Phil; so wade in wit' th' bridle off, an' make th' spiel same
- as if you was buryin' yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Thus exhorted, and knowing the solvency of Paper-Box, the undertaker had
- no more than broken even with his responsibilities.
- </p>
- <p>
- Later, Paper-Box became smitten of concern because he hadn't thought to
- hire a brass band. A brass band, he argued, breathing Chopin's Funeral
- March, would have given the business a last artistic touch.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd ought to have me nut caved in for forget-tin' it,&rdquo; he declared; &ldquo;but
- Phil bein' croaked like he was, got me rattled. I'm all in th' air right
- now! Me head won't be on straight ag'in for a mont'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- In the face of Paper-Box's self-condemnation, ones expert in those
- sorrowful matters of crape and immortelles, averred that the funeral was a
- credit to Casey, and regrets were expressed that the bullet in that dead
- hero's brain forbade his sitting up in the hearse and enjoying what was
- being done in his honor.
- </p>
- <p>
- As the first shovelful of earth awoke the hollow responses of the coffin,
- there occurred what story writers are fond of describing as a dramatic
- incident. As though the hollow coffin-note had been the dead voice of
- Casey calling, Dago Frankie knelt at the edge of the grave. Lifting his
- hands to heaven, he vowed to shed without mercy the blood of Goldie Louie
- and Brother Bill Orr, on sight. The vow was well received by the uncovered
- ring of mourners, and no one doubted but Casey's eternal slumbers would be
- the sounder for it.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the beginning, she went by the name of Leoni; the same being
- subsequently lengthened, for good and sufficient reasons, to Leoni the
- Trouble Maker. As against this, however, her monaker, with the addition,
- &ldquo;Badger,&rdquo; as written upon her picture&mdash;gallery number 7409&mdash;to
- be found in that interesting art collection maintained by the police, was
- given as Mabel Grey.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni&mdash;according to Detective Biddinger of that city's Central Office&mdash;was
- born in Chicago, upon a spot not distant from the banks of the classic
- Drainage Canal. She came to New York, and began attracting police
- attention about eight years ago. In those days, radiant as a star, face of
- innocent beauty, her affections were given to an eminent pickpocket known
- and dreaded as Crazy Barry, and it was the dance she led that bird-headed
- person's unsettled destinies which won her the <i>nom de cour</i> of
- Trouble Maker.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was unfortunate, perhaps, since it led to many grievous complications,
- that Leoni's love lacked every quality of the permanent. Hot, fierce, it
- resembled in its intensity a fire in a lumber yard. Also, like a fire in a
- lumber yard, it soon burned itself out. Her heart was as the heart of a
- wild goose, and wondrous migratory.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having loved Crazy Barry for a space, Leoni turned cool, then cold, then
- fell away from him altogether. At this, Crazy Barry, himself a volcano of
- sensibility, with none of Leoni's saving genius to grow cold, waxed wroth
- and chafed.
- </p>
- <p>
- While in this mixed and storm-tossed humor, he came upon Leoni in the
- company of a fellow gonoph known as McTafife. In testimony of what
- hell-pangs were tearing at his soul, Crazy Barry fell upon McTaffe, and
- cut him into red ribbons with a knife. He would have cut his throat, and
- spoke of doing so, but was prevailed upon to refrain by Kid Jacobs, who
- pointed out the electrocutionary inconveniences sure to follow such a
- ceremony.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They'd slam youse in th' chair, sure!&rdquo; was the sober-headed way that
- Jacobs put it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Crazy Barry, one hand in McTafife's hair, had drawn the latter's head
- across his knee, the better to attend to the throat-cutting. Convinced,
- however, by the words of Jacobs, he let the head, throat all unslashed,
- fall heavily to the floor. After which, first wiping the blood from his
- knife on McTafife's coat&mdash;for he had an instinct to be neat&mdash;he
- lam-mistered for parts unknown, while McTafife was conveyed to the New
- York Hospital. This chanced in the Sixth Avenue temple of entertainment
- kept by the late Paddy the Pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once out of the hospital and into the street, McTafife and the fair Leoni
- found no trouble in being all the world to one another. Crazy Barry was a
- thing of the past and, since the Central Office dicks wanted him, likely
- to remain so.
- </p>
- <p>
- McTafife was of the swell mob. He worked with Goldie Louie, Fog-eye Howard
- and Brother Bill Orr. Ask any Central Office bull, half learned in his
- trade of crook-catcher, and he'll tell you that these names are of a
- pick-purse peerage. McTaffe himself was the stinger, and personally
- pinched the poke, or flimped the thimble, or sprung the prop, of whatever
- boob was being trimmed. The others, every one a star, were proud to act as
- his stalls; and that, more than any Central Office assurance, should show
- how near the top was McTaffe in gonoph estimation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every profession has its drawbacks, and that of picking pockets possesses
- several. For one irritating element, it is apt to take the practitioner
- out of town for weeks on end. Some sucker puts up a roar, perhaps, and
- excites the assiduities of the police; or there is a prize fight at Reno,
- or a World's Fair at St. Louis, or a political convention at Chicago, or a
- crowd-gathering tour by some notable like Mr. Roosevelt or Mr. Taft, which
- gives such promise of profit that it is not to be refused. Thus it befell
- that McTaffe, with his mob, was greatly abroad in the land, leaving Leoni
- deserted and alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- Once McTaffe remained away so long that it caused Leoni uneasiness, if not
- alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mack's fell for something,&rdquo; was the way she set forth her fears to Big
- Kitty: &ldquo;You can gamble he's in hock somewheres, or I'd have got the office
- from him by wire or letter long ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When McTaffe at last came back, his face exhibited pain and defeat. He
- related how the mob had been caught in a jam in Chihuahua, and Goldie
- Louie lagged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The rest of the fleet managed to make a getaway,&rdquo; said McTaffe, &ldquo;all but
- poor Goldie. Those Greasers have got him right, too; he's cinched to do a
- couple of spaces sure. When I reached El Paso, I slimmed me roll for five
- hundred bucks, an' hired him a mouthpiece. But what good is a mouthpiece
- when there ain't the shadow of a chance to spring him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Goldie got a rumble, did he?&rdquo; said Leoni, with a half sigh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her tones were pensive to the verge of tears; since her love for Goldie
- was almost if not quite equal to the love she bore McTaffe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie lay caged in the Chihuahua calaboose, and Sanky Dunn joined
- out with McTaffe and the others in his place. With forces thus
- reorganized, McTaffe took up the burdens of life again, and&mdash;here one
- day and gone the next&mdash;existence for himself and Leoni returned to
- old-time lines.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni met Casey. With smooth, dark, handsome face, Casey was the superior
- in looks of either McTaffe or Goldie Louie. Also, he had fame as a
- gun-fighter, and for a rock-like steadiness under fire. He was credited,
- too, by popular voice, with having been busy in the stirring, near
- vicinity of events, when divers gentlemen got bumped off. This had in it a
- fascination for Leoni, who&mdash;as have the ladies of every age and clime&mdash;dearly
- loved a warrior. Moreover, Casey had money, and, unlike those others, he
- was always on the job. This last was important to Leoni, who at any moment
- might find herself at issue with the powers, and Casey, because of his
- political position, could speak to the judge.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni loved Casey, even as she had aforetime loved McTaffe, Goldie Louie
- and Crazy Barry. True, Casey owned a wife. But there arose nothing in his
- conduct to indicate it; and since he was too much of a gentleman to let it
- get in any one's way, Leoni herself was so generous as to treat it as a
- technicality.
- </p>
- <p>
- McTaffe and his mob returned from a losing expedition through the West.
- Leoni asked as to results.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why,&rdquo; explained McTaffe, sulkily, &ldquo;th' trip was not only a waterhaul, but
- it leaves me on the nut for twelve hundred bones.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- McTaffe turned his pockets inside out, by way of corroboration.
- </p>
- <p>
- While thus irritated because of that financial setback, McTaffe heard of
- Leoni's blushing nearness to Casey. It was the moment of all moments when
- he was least able to bear the blow with philosophy.
- </p>
- <p>
- And McTaffe stormed. Going farther, and by way of corrective climax, he
- knocked Leoni down with a club. After which&mdash;according to
- eye-witnesses, who spoke without prejudice&mdash;he proceeded to beat her
- up for fair.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni told her adventures to Casey, and showed him what a harvest of
- bruises her love for him had garnered. Casey, who hadn't been born and
- brought up in Mulberry Bend to become a leading light of Gangland for
- nothing, took his gun and issued forth on the trail of McTaffe. McTaffe
- left town. Also, that he didn't take his mob with him proved that not
- graft, but fear of Casey, was the bug beneath the chip of his
- disappearance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's sherried,&rdquo; Casey told Leoni, when that ill-used beauty asked if he
- had avenged her bruises. &ldquo;But he'll blow in ag'in; an' when he does I'll
- cook him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie came up from Chihuahua, his yellow hair shot with gray, the
- prison pallor in the starved hollows of his cheeks. Mexicans are the most
- merciless of jailers. Fog-eye Howard, who was nothing if not a gossip,
- wised him up as to Leoni's love for Casey. In that connection Fog-eye
- related how McTaffe, having rebuked Leoni's heart wanderings with that
- convincing club, had now become a fugitive from Casey's gun.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having heard Fog-eye to the end, Goldie faithfully hunted up Leoni and
- wore out a second club on her himself. Again did Leoni creep to Casey with
- her woes and her wrongs, and again did that Knight of Mulberry Bend gird
- up his fierce loins to avenge her.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let us step rearward a pace.
- </p>
- <p>
- After the Committee of Fourteen, in its uneasy purities, had caused Chick
- Tricker's Park Row license to be revoked, Tricker, seeking a livelihood,
- became the owner of the Stag in Twenty-eighth Street, just off Broadway.
- That license revocation had been a financial jolt, and now in new
- quarters, with Berlin Auggy, whom he had brought with him as partner, he
- was striving, in every way not likely to invoke police interference to
- re-establish his prostrate destiny.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the evening next after the one upon which Goldie Louie, following
- the example of the vanished McTaffe, had expressed club-wise his
- disapproval of Leoni's love for Casey. The Stag was a riot of life and
- light and laughter; music and conversation and drink prevailed. In the
- rear room&mdash;fenced off from the bar by swinging doors&mdash;was Goldie
- Louie, together with Fog-eye Howard, Brother Bill Orr and Sanky Dunn.
- There, too, Whitey Dutch was entertaining certain of the choicest among
- the Five Pointers. Scattered here and there were Little Red, the Baltimore
- Rat, Louis Buck, Stager Bennett, Jack Cohalan, the Humble Dutchman, and
- others of renown in the grimy chivalry of crime. There were fair ones,
- too, and the silken sex found dulcet representation in such unchallenged
- belles as Pretty Agnes, Jew Yetta, Dutch Ida, and Anna Gold. True, an
- artist in womanly beauty might have found defects in each of these. And if
- so? Venus had a mole on her cheek, Helen a scar on her chin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tricker was not with his guests at the Stag that night. His father had
- been reported sick, and Tricker was in filial attendance at the Fourteenth
- Street bedside of his stricken sire. In his absence, Auggy took charge,
- and under his genial management beer flowed, coin came in, and all Stag
- things went moving merrily.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitey Dutch, speaking to Stagger Bennett concerning Pioggi, aforetime put
- away in the Elmira Reformatory for the Coney Island killing of Cyclone
- Louie and Kid Twist, made quite a tale of how Pioggi, having served his
- time, had again shown up in town. Whitey mentioned, as a matter for
- general congratulation, that Pioggi's Elmira experience had not robbed him
- of his right to vote, as would have been the blighting case had he gone to
- Sing Sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothing in that disfranchisement thing, anyhow,&rdquo; grumbled the
- Humble Dutchman, who sat sourly listening. &ldquo;I've been up th' river twict,
- an' I've voted a dozen times every election since. Them law-makin' stiffs
- is goin' to take your vote away! Say, that gives me a pain!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Humble Dutchman got off the last in tones of supreme contempt.
- </p>
- <p>
- Grouped around a table near the center, and under convoy of a Central
- Office representative who performed towards them in the triple rôle of
- guide, philosopher and friend, were gathered a half dozen Fifth Avenue
- males and females, all members in good standing of the Purple and Fine
- Linen Gang. Auggy, in the absence of Tricker, had received them
- graciously, pressed cigars and drinks upon them, declining the while their
- proffered money of the realm in a manner composite of suavity and princely
- ease.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's an honor, loides an' gents,&rdquo; said Auggy, &ldquo;merely to see your maps in
- the Stag at all. As for th' booze an' smokes, they're on th' house. Your
- dough don't go here, see!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Purple and Fine Linen contingent called their visit slumming. If they
- could have heard what Auggy, despite his beaming smiles and royal
- liberality touching those refreshments, called both them and their visit,
- after they had left, it might have set their patrician ears afire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having done the Stag, and seen and heard and misunderstood things to their
- slumming souls' content, the Purple and Fine Linen Gang said goodbye. They
- must drop in&mdash;they explained&mdash;at the Haymarket, just around the
- corner in Sixth Avenue. Auggy invited them to come again, but was visibly
- relieved once they had gone their slumming way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was afraid every minute some duck'd start something,&rdquo; said Auggy, &ldquo;an'
- of course if anything did break loose&mdash;any little t'ing, if it ain't
- no more than soakin' some dub in th' jaw&mdash;one of them Fift' Avenoo
- dames's 'ud be bound to t'row a fit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say!&rdquo; broke in Anna Gold resentfully; &ldquo;it's somethin' fierce th' way them
- high s'ciety fairies comes buttin' in on us. W'at do they think they're
- tryin' to give us, anyway? For th' price of a beer, I'd have snatched one
- of them baby-dolls baldheaded. I'd have nailed her be th' mop; an' w'en
- I'd got t'rough doin' stunts wit' her, she wouldn't have had to tell no
- one she'd been slummin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, forget it!&rdquo; interposed Auggy warningly. &ldquo;You go reachin' for any
- skirt's puffs round here, an' it'll be the hurry-up wagon at a gallop an'
- you for the cooler, Anna. The Stag's a quiet joint, an' that rough-house
- stuff don't go. Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, Chick won't stand for no one to get hoited!&rdquo; retorted the acrid Anna,
- in mighty dudgeon. &ldquo;An' the Stag's a quiet joint! Why, it ain't six weeks
- since a guy pulls a cannister in this very room, an' shoots Joe Rocks full
- of holes. You helps take him to the hospital yourself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cut out that Joe Rocks stuff,&rdquo; commanded Aug-gy, with vast heat, &ldquo;or
- you'll hit the street on your frizzes&mdash;don't make no mistake!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Observing the stormy slant the talk was taking, Whitey Dutch
- diplomatically ordered beer, and thus put an end to debate. It was a move
- full of wisdom. Auggy was made nervous by the absence of Tricker, and Anna
- the Voluble, on many a field, had shown herself a lady of spirit.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the evening at the Stag thus went happily wearing towards the
- smaller hours, over in Twenty-ninth Street, a block away, the stuss game
- of Casey and Paper-Box Johnny was in full and profitable blast. Paper-Box
- himself was in active charge. Casey had for the moment abandoned business
- and every thought of it. Leoni had just informed him of those visitations
- at the hands of Goldie Louie, and set him to thinking on other things than
- cards.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' he says,&rdquo; concluded Leoni, preparing to go, &ldquo;after he's beat me half
- to death, 'now chase 'round an' tell your Dago friend, Casey, that my
- monaker ain't McTaffe, an' that if he starts to hand me anythin', I'll put
- him down in Bellevue for the count.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark face of Casey displayed both anger and resolution. He made
- neither threat nor comment, but his eyes were full of somber fires. Leoni
- departed with an avowed purpose of subjecting her injuries to the curative
- effects of arnica, while Casey continued to gloom and glower, drinking
- deeply the while to take the edge off his feelings.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harry Lemmy, a once promising prize-fighter of the welter-weight variety,
- showed up. Also, he had no more than settled to the drink, which Casey&mdash;whom
- the wrongs of his idolized Leoni could not render unmindful of the claims
- of hospitality&mdash;had ordered, when Jack Kenny and Charlie Young
- appeared.
- </p>
- <p>
- The latter, not alive to the fatal importance of such news, spoke of the
- Stag, which he had left but the moment before, and of the presence there
- of Goldie Louie.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;McTaffe's stalls, Fog-eye, Brother Bill an' Sanky Dunn, are lushin' wit'
- him,&rdquo; said Young. &ldquo;You know Sanky filled in wit' th' mob th' time Goldie
- gets settled in Mexico.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Louie, only a block away, set the torch to Casey's heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where's Dago Frankie?&rdquo; he asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- Dago Frankie was his nearest and most trusted friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's over in Sixt' Avenoo shootin' craps,&rdquo; replied Lemmy. &ldquo;Shall I go dig
- him up?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It don't matter,&rdquo; said Casey, after a moment's thought. Then, getting up
- from his chair, he inquired, &ldquo;Have you guys got your cannons?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure t'ing!&rdquo; came the general chorus, with a closer from Kenny.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've got two,&rdquo; he said. &ldquo;A sport might get along wit'out a change of
- shoits in Noo York, but he never ought to be wit'out a change of guns.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's on, Phil?&rdquo; asked Charlie Young, anxiously, as Casey pulled a
- magazine pistol, and carefully made sure that its stomach was full of
- cartridges; &ldquo;w'at's on?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm goin' over to the Stag,&rdquo; replied Casey. &ldquo;If you ducks'll listen
- you'll hear a dog howl in about a minute.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We'll not only listen, but we'll go 'long,&rdquo; returned Young.
- </p>
- <p>
- Lemmy and Kenny fell behind the ethers. &ldquo;W'at's th' muss?&rdquo; whispered
- Lemmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Leoni,&rdquo; explained Kenny guardedly. &ldquo;Goldie give her a wallop or two
- last night, an' Phil's goin' to do him for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Casey strode into the Stag, his bosom a storm-center for every black
- emotion. The sophisticated Auggy smelled instant trouble on him, as one
- smells fire in a house. Bending over the friendly shoulder of Whitey
- Dutch, Auggy spoke in a low tone of warning.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Phil Casey,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;an' t'ree of his bunch. It's apples to
- ashes he's gunnin' for Goldie. If Chick were here, now, he'd somehow put
- the smother on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give him a call-down your own self,&rdquo; was Whitey's counsel. &ldquo;W'at with
- Chick's license bein' revoked in Park Row, an' Joe Rocks goin' to the
- hospital from here only a little over a mont' ago, the least bit of
- cannonadin' 's bound to put th' joint in Dutch all the way from
- headquarters to the State excise dubs in Albany.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I know it,&rdquo; returned Auggy, in great trouble of mind. &ldquo;If a gun so much
- as cracks once, it'll be th' fare-you-well of the Stag.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at do youse say?&rdquo; demanded the loyal Whitey. &ldquo;I'm wit' youse, an'
- I'm wit' Chick, an' I'm wit' Goldie. Give th' woid, an' I'll pull in a
- harness bull from off his beat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, none of that! Chick'd sooner burn the joint than call a cop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'll go give Casey a chin,&rdquo; said Whitey, &ldquo;meb-by I can hold him down. You
- put Goldie wise. Tell him to keep his lamps on Casey, an' if Casey reaches
- for his gatt to beat him to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Casey the decisive moved swiftly, however, and the proposed peace
- intervention failed for being too slow. Casey got a glimpse of Goldie
- through the separating screen doors. It was all he wanted. The next moment
- he had charged through.
- </p>
- <p>
- Chairs crashed, tables were overthrown, women shrieked and men cursed.
- Twenty guns were out. Casey fired six times at Goldie Louie, and six times
- missed that lucky meddler with other people's pocket-books. Not that
- Casey's efforts were altogether thrown away. His first bullet lodged in
- the stomach of Fog-eye, while his third broke the arm of Brother Bill.
- </p>
- <p>
- Whitey Dutch reached Casey as the latter began his artillery practice, and
- sought by word and moderate force to induce a truce. Losing patience,
- however, Whitey, as Casey fired his final shot, pulled his own gun and put
- a bullet through and through that berserk's head. As Casey fell forward, a
- second bullet&mdash;coming from anywhere&mdash;buried itself in his back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;By the Lord, I've croaked Phil!&rdquo; was the exclamation of Whitey, addressed
- to no one in particular.
- </p>
- <p>
- They were Whitey's last words; some one shoved the muzzle of a gun against
- his temple, and he fell by the side of Casey.
- </p>
- <p>
- No sure list of dead and wounded for that evening's battle of the Stag
- will ever be compiled. The guests scattered like a flock of blackbirds.
- Some fled limping and groaning, others nursing an injured arm, while three
- or four, too badly hurt to travel, were dragged into nooks of safety by
- friends who'd come through untouched. There was blood to the east, blood
- to the west, on the Twenty-eighth Street pavements, and a wounded
- gentleman was picked up in Broadway, two blocks away. The wounded one,
- full of a fine prudence and adhering strictly to gang teachings, declared
- that the bullet which had struck him was a bullet of mystery. Also, he
- gave his word of honor that, personally, he had never once heard of the
- Stag.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the police reached the field of battle&mdash;wearing the ill-used
- airs of folk who had been unwarrantably disturbed&mdash;they found Casey
- and Whitey Dutch dead on the floor, and Fog-eye groaning in a corner. To
- these&mdash;counting the injured Brother Bill and the prudent one picked
- up in Broadway, finally identified as Sanky Dunn&mdash;rumor added two
- dead and eleven wounded.
- </p>
- <p>
- Leoni?
- </p>
- <p>
- The Central Office dicks who met that lamp of loveliness the other evening
- in Broadway reported her as in abundant spirits, and more beautiful than
- ever. She had received a letter from McTaffe, she said, who sent his love,
- and her eyes shone like twin stars because of the joy she felt.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mack always had a good heart,&rdquo; said Leoni.
- </p>
- <p>
- Paper-Box Johnny&mdash;all in tears&mdash;bore sorrowful word of her loss
- to Mrs. Casey, calling that matron from her slumbers to receive it.
- Paper-Box managed delicately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's time to dig up black!&rdquo; sobbed Paper-Box; &ldquo;they've copped Phil.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Copped Phil?&rdquo; repeated Mrs. Casey, sleepily. &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;On a slab in the morgue. Youse'd better chase yourself over.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; returned Mrs. Casey, making ready to go back to bed, &ldquo;I will
- after awhile.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- VIII. THE WAGES OF THE SNITCH
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">K</span>nowledge is power,
- and power is a good thing, as you yourself well know. Since Eve opened the
- way, and she and Adam paid the price&mdash;a high one, I sometimes think&mdash;you
- are entitled to every kind of knowledge. Also, you are entitled to all
- that you can get.
- </p>
- <p>
- But having acquired knowledge, you are not entitled to peddle it out in
- secret to Central Office bulls, at a cost of liberty and often life to
- other men. When you do that you are a snitch, and have thrown away your
- right to live. Anyone is free to kill you out of hand, having regard only
- to his own safety. For such is the common law of Gangland.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let me ladle out a cautionary spoonful.
- </p>
- <p>
- As you go about accumulating knowledge, you should fix your eye upon one
- or two great truths. You must never forget that when you are close enough
- to see a man you are close enough to be seen. It is likewise foolish,
- weakly foolish, to assume that you are the only gas jet in the chandelier,
- the only pebble on the beach, or possess the only kodak throughout the
- entire length of the boardwalk. Bear ever in mind that while you are
- getting the picture of some other fellow, he in all human chance is
- snapping yours.
- </p>
- <p>
- This last is not so much by virtue of any law of Gangland as by a law of
- nature. Its purpose is to preserve that equilibrium, wanting which, the
- universe itself would slip into chaos and the music of the spheres become
- but the rawest tuning of the elemental instruments. The stars would no
- longer sing together, but shriek together, and space itself would be
- driven to stop its ears. Folk who fail to carry these grave matters upon
- the constant shoulder of their regard, get into trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- At Gouverneur hospital, where he died, the register gave his name as
- &ldquo;Samuel Wendell,&rdquo; and let it go at that. The Central Office, which finds
- its profit in amplification, said, &ldquo;Samuel Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid
- Unger, <i>alias</i> the Ghost,&rdquo; and further identified him as &ldquo;brother to
- Johnny the Mock.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Samuel Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid Unger, <i>alias</i> the Ghost, brother to
- Johnny the Mock, was not the original Ghost. Until less than two years ago
- the title was honorably worn by Mashier, who got twenty spaces for a night
- trick he turned in Brooklyn. Since Mashier could not use the name in Sing
- Sing, Wendell, <i>alias</i> Kid Unger, brother to Johnny the Mock, adopted
- it for his own. It fitted well with his midnight methods and noiseless,
- gliding, skulking ways. Moreover, since it was upon his own sly rap to the
- bulls, who made the collar, that Mashier got pinched, he may have felt
- himself entitled to the name as part of his reward. The Indian scalps his
- victim, and upon a similar principle Wendell, <i>alias</i> Unger, brother
- to Johnny the Mock, when Mashier was handed that breath-taking twenty
- years, may have decided to call himself the Ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- It will never be precisely known how and why and by whose hand the Ghost
- was killed, although it is common opinion that Pretty Agnes had much to do
- with it. Also, common opinion is more often right than many might believe.
- In view of that possible connection with the bumping off of the Ghost,
- Pretty Agnes is worth a word. She could not have been called old. When
- upon a certain Saturday evening, not remote, she stepped into Jack
- Sirocco's in Chatham Square, her years counted fewer than nineteen. Still,
- she had seen a good deal&mdash;or a bad deal&mdash;whichever you prefer.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes' father, a longshoreman, had found his bread along the docks.
- None better ever-shaped for a boss stevedore, or trotted up a gangplank
- with a 280-pound sack of sugar on his back. One day he fell between the
- side of a moored ship and the stringpiece of the wharf; and the ship,
- being at that moment ground against the wharf by the swell from a passing
- steamer, he was crushed. Those who looked on called him a fool for having
- been killed in so poor a way. He was too dead to resent the criticism, and
- after that his widow, the mother of Pretty Agnes, took in washing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Her mother washed, and Pretty Agnes carried home the clothes. This went on
- for three years. One wind-blown afternoon, as the mother was hanging out
- clothes on the roof&mdash;a high one&mdash;and refreshing her energies
- with intermittent gin from the bottle of her neighbor, the generous Mrs.
- Callahan, she stepped backward down an airshaft. She struck the flags ten
- stories below, and left Pretty Agnes to look out for herself.
- </p>
- <p>
- Looking out for herself, Pretty Agnes worked in a sweatshop in Division
- Street. Here she made three dollars a week and needed five. The sweatshop
- owner&mdash;for she was a dream of loveliness, with a fog of blue-black
- hair and deep brown eyes&mdash;offered to make up the lacking two, and was
- accepted.
- </p>
- <p>
- Round, ripe, willowy, Pretty Agnes graduated from the Division Street
- sweatshop to a store in Twenty-third Street. There she served as a cloak
- model, making fourteen dollars a week while needing twenty. The manager of
- the cloak store was as generous as had been the owner of the sweatshop,
- and benevolently made up the absent six.
- </p>
- <p>
- For Pretty Agnes was lovelier than ever.
- </p>
- <p>
- All work and no play, makes Jack a dull boy. Also, it has the same effect
- on Jill. Pretty Agnes&mdash;she had a trunkful of good clothes and yearned
- to show them&mdash;went three nights a week to one of those dancing
- academies wherewith the East Side was and is rife. As she danced she met
- Indian Louie, and lost no time in loving him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having advantage of her love, that seeker after doubtful dollars showed
- Pretty Agnes where and how she could make more money than would come to
- her as a cloak model in any Twenty-third Street store. Besides, he
- jealously disapproved of the benevolent manager, though, all things
- considered, it is hard to say why.
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, who had grown weary of the manager and to whom Louie's word
- was law, threw over both the manager and her cloak-model position. After
- which she walked the streets for Louie&mdash;as likewise did Mollie Squint&mdash;and,
- since he often beat her, continued to love him from the bottom of her
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Between Pretty Agnes and Mollie Squint, Louie lived sumptuously. Nor could
- they themselves be said to have altogether suffered; for each knew how to
- lick her fingers as a good cook should. Perhaps Louie was aware that his
- darlings held out on him, but regarded it as just an investment. He must
- have known that to dress well stood first among the demands of their
- difficult profession, which was ancient and had been honorable, albeit in
- latter days ill spoken of.
- </p>
- <p>
- Louie died, and was mourned roundly by Pretty Agnes for eight weeks. Then
- she gave her love to Sammy Hart, who was out-on-the-safe. Charlie Lennard,
- <i>alias</i> Big Head, worked pal to Sammy Hart, and the Ghost went with
- them as outside man and to help in carrying the tools.
- </p>
- <p>
- Commonly Sammy and Big Head tackled only inferior safes, in cracking which
- nothing nobler nor more recondite than a can-opener was demanded. Now and
- then, however, when a first-class box had to be blown and soup was an
- absolute requirement, the Ghost came in exceeding handy. No yegg who ever
- swung under and traveled from town to town without a ticket, knew better
- than did the Ghost how to make soup.
- </p>
- <p>
- The soup-making process, while ticklish, ought to be worth reading about.
- A cake of dynamite is placed in the cold bottom of a kettle. Warm water is
- added, and the kettle set a-simmer over a benzine lamp. As the water
- heats, the dynamite melts into oil, and the oil&mdash;being lighter&mdash;rises
- to the top of the water.
- </p>
- <p>
- The oil is drawn softly off with a syringe, and as softly discharged into
- a bottle half filled with alcohol. The alcohol is to prevent explosion by
- jarring. Soup, half oil, half alcohol, can be fired with a fuse, but will
- sustain quite a jolt without resenting it.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was not true in an elder day, before our box workers discovered that
- golden alcoholic secret. There was a yegg once who was half in, half out,
- of the window of a P. O. Pie had the bottle of soup in his hip pocket. The
- sash fell, struck the consignment of hip-pocket soup, and all that was
- found of the yegg were the soles of his shoes. Nothing so disconcerting
- would have happened had the Ghost made the soup.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Ghost, while believed in by Big Head and Sammy, was distrusted by
- Pretty Agnes. She distrusted him because of his bad repute as a snitch.
- She called Sammy's attention to what tales were abroad to the black effect
- that the Ghost was a copper in his mildewed soul, and one time and another
- had served stoolpigeon to many dicks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy took no stock in these reports, and told Pretty Agnes so.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Ghost's all right,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;he's been wit' me an' Big Head when we
- toins off twenty joints.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He may go wit' you,&rdquo; retorted Pretty Agnes, &ldquo;for twenty more tricks, an'
- never rap. But mark me woids, Sammy; in th' end he'll make a present of
- youse to th' bulls.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy only laughed, holding that the feminine intelligence, while
- suspicious, was not a strong intelligence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Sammy, when he had ceased laughing, &ldquo;if th' Ghost does
- double-cross me, w'at'll youse do?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at'll I do? As sure as my monaker is Pretty Agnes, I'll have him
- cooked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good goil!&rdquo; said Sammy Hart.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland discusses things social, commercial, political, and freely forms
- and gives opinions. From a panic in Wall Street to the making of a
- President, nothing comes or goes uncommented upon and unticketed in
- Gangland. Even the fashions are threshed out, and sage judgments rendered
- concerning frocks and hats and all the latest hints from Paris. This you
- can test for yourself, on any evening, at such hubs of popular interest as
- Sirocco's, Tony's, Jimmy Kelly's or the Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sirocco's was a-swarm with life that Saturday evening when Pretty Agnes
- dropped in so casually. At old Jimmy's table they were considering the
- steel trust investigation, then proceeding&mdash;ex-President Roosevelt
- had that day testified&mdash;and old Jimmy and the Irish Wop voiced their
- views, and gave their feelings vent. Across at Slimmy's the dread doings
- of a brace of fair ones, who had excited Coney Island by descending upon
- that lively suburb in harem skirts, was under discussion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Speaking of the steel trust investigation and its developments, old Jimmy
- was unbelting after this wise. Said he, bringing down his hairy fist with
- a whack that startled every beer glass on the table into an upward jump of
- full three inches:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' more I read of th' doin's of them rich guys, th' more I begin to
- think that th' makin' of a mutt lurks in every million dollars. Say, Wop,
- they don't know how to pick up a hand an' play it, after it's been dealt
- 'em. Take 'em off Wall Street an' mix 'em up wit' anything except stocks,
- an' they can't tell a fire plug from a song an' dance soubrette. If some
- ordinary skate was to go crabbin' his own personal game th' way they do
- theirs, th' next you'd hear that stew would be in Blooming-dale.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat's eatin' yez now, Jimmy?&rdquo; inquired the Wop, carelessly. &ldquo;Is it that
- steel trusht thing th' pa-a-apers is so full of?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That an' th' way Morgan an' th' balance of that fur-lined push fall over
- themselves. Th' big thing they're shy on is diplomacy. When it comes to
- diplomacy, they're a lot of dead ones.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' phwat's diplom'cy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop didn't like big words; his feeling was to first question, then
- resent them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat's diplom'cy?&rdquo; he repeated.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Diplomacy,&rdquo; said old Jimmy, &ldquo;is any cunnin' move that lands th' trick.
- You wake up an' hear a noise; an' you think it's some porch-climber, like
- th' Nailer here, turnin' off th' joint. At that, not knowin' but he's
- framed up with a gun, you don't feel like goin' to th' mat with him. What
- do you do? Well, you use diplomacy. You tosses mebby a dumbbell over th'
- bannisters, an' lets it go bumpin' along from step to step, makin' more
- row than some geezer failin' down stairs with a kitchen stove. Th' racket
- throws a scare into th' Nailer, an' he beats it, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' that's diplom'cy!&rdquo; said the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Also, it's exactly what them Wall Streeters ain't got. Look at th' way
- they're always fightin' Roosevelt. For twenty-five years they've been
- roustin' Teddy; an' for twenty-five years they've done nothin' but keep
- him on th' map. When Teddy was in Mulberry Street th' Tammany ducks gets
- along with him as peaceful as a basketful of pups. Diplomacy does it;
- that, an' payin' strict attention to Teddy's blind side. 'What's th' use
- of kickin' in th' gate,' says they, 'when we knows where a picket's off
- th' fence?' You remember Big Florrie Sullivan puttin' young Brady on th'
- Force? Teddy's in Mulberry Street then. Do you think Big Florrie goes
- queerin' th' chances, be tellin' Teddy how Brady passes th' cush box in
- Father Curry's church? Not on your life! It wouldn't have been diplomacy;
- Teddy wouldn't have paid no attention. Big Florrie gets in his work like
- this:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Say, Commish,' he says, 'I sees th' fight of my life last night.
- Nineteen rounds to a knockout! It's a left hook to th' jaw does it.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No!' Teddy says, lightin' up like Chinatown on th' night of a Chink
- festival; 'you int'rest me! Pull up a stool,' says he, 'an' put your feet
- on th' desk. There; now you're comfortable, go on about th' fight. Who
- were they?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'A lad from my district named Brady,' says Big Florry, 'an' a
- dock-walloper from Williamsburg. You ought to have seen it, Commish! Oh,
- Brady's th' goods! Pie's th' lad to go th' route! He's all over that
- Williamsburg duffer like a cat over a shed roof! He went 'round him like a
- cooper 'round a barrel!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Big Florrie runs on like that, using diplomacy, an' two weeks later
- Brady's thumpin' a beat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye're r-r-right, Jimmy,&rdquo; said the Wop, after a pause which smelled of
- wisdom; &ldquo;I agrees wit' yez. Morgan, Perkins, Schwab an' thim rich omadauns
- is th' bum lot. Now I think av it, too, Fatty Walsh minchons that wor-r-rd
- diplom'cy to me long ago. Yez knew Fatty, Jimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty an' me was twins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty's th' foine la-a-ad; on'y now he's dead&mdash;Mary resht him! Th'
- time I'm in th' Tombs for bouncin' th' brick off th' head av that
- Orangeman, who's whistlin' th' Battle av th' Boyne to see how long I can
- shtand it, Fatty's th' warden; an' say, he made th' place home to me. He's
- talkin', Fatty is, wan day about Mayor Hughey Grant, an' it's then he
- shpeaks av diplom'cy. He says Hughey didn't have anny.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you believe it!&rdquo; interrupted old Jimmy; &ldquo;Fatty had Hughey down
- wrong. When it comes to diplomacy, Hughey could suck an egg an' never chip
- th' shell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a special case loike. Fatty's dishtrict, d'yez see, has nothin' in
- it but Eyetalians. Wan day they'r makin' ready to cilibrate somethin'.
- Fatty's in it, av course, bein' leader, an' he chases down to th' City
- Hall an' wins out a permit for th' Dago parade.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's Hughey got to do with that?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lishten! It shtrikes Hughey, him bein' Mayor, it'll be th' dead wise
- play, when Fatty marches by wit' his Guineas, to give them th' gay,
- encouragin' face. Hughey thinks Fatty an' his pushcart la-a-ads is
- cilibratin' some Dago Saint Patrick's day, d'yez see. It's there Fatty
- claims that Hughey shows no diplom'cy; he'd ought to have ashked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Asked what?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm comin' to it. Fatty knows nothin' about phwat's on Hughey's chest.
- His first tip is when he sees Hughey, an' th' balance av th' Tammany
- administration cocked up in a hand-me-down grandstand they've faked
- together in City Hall Park. Fatty pipes 'em, as he an' his Black Hand
- bunch comes rowlin' along down Broadway, an' th' sight av that grandshtand
- full av harps, Hughey at th' head, almosht gives him heart failure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fatty halts his Eyetalians, sets them to ma-a-arkin' toime, an' comes
- sprintin' an' puffin' on ahead.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Do a sneak!' he cries, when he comes near enough to pass th' wor-r-rd.
- 'Mother above! don't yez know phwat these wops av mine is cilibratin'?
- It's chasin' th' pope out av Rome. Duck, I tell yez, duck!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure; Hughiy an' th' rist av th' gang took it on th' run. Fatty could
- ma-a-arch all right, because there's nobody but blackhanders in his
- dish-trict. But wit' Hughey an' th' others it's different. They might have
- got his grace, th' archbishop, afther thim.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goin' back to Teddy,&rdquo; observed old Jimmy, as he called for beer, &ldquo;them
- rich lobsters is always stirrin' him up. An' they always gets th' worst of
- it. They've never brought home th' bacon yet. Tie's put one over on 'em
- every time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yez can gamble that Tiddy's th' la-a-ad that can fight!&rdquo; cried the Wop in
- tones of glee; &ldquo;he's th' baby that's always lookin' f'r an argument!&rdquo; Then
- in a burst, both rapturous and irrelevant: &ldquo;tie's th' idol av th' criminal
- illimint!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think that's ag'inst him,&rdquo; interjected the Nailer, defensively.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor me neither,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;When it comes down to tacks, who's
- quicker wit' th' applaudin' mitt at sight of an honest man than th'
- crim'nal element?&mdash;only so he ain't bumpin' into their graft. Who is
- it hisses th' villyun in th' play till you can hear him in Hoboken? Ain't
- it some dub just off the Island? Once a Blind Tom show is at Minor's, an'
- a souse in th' gallery is so carried away be grief at th' death of Little
- Eva, he falls down two flights of stairs. I gets a flash at him as they
- tosses him into th' ambulance, an' I hopes to join th' church if it ain't
- a murderer I asks Judge Battery Dan to put away on Blackwell's for beatin'
- up his own little girl till she can't get into her frock. Wall Streeters
- an' college professors, when it comes to endorsin' an honest man, can't
- take no medals off th' crim'nal element.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwy has Morgan an' th' rist av thim Wall Street geeks got it in f'r
- Tiddy?&rdquo; queried the Wop. &ldquo;Phwat's he done to 'em?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin'; only they claims it ain't larceny if you steal more'n a hundred
- thousand dollars, an' Teddy won't stand for a limit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If that's phwat they're in a clinch about, then I'm for Tiddy,&rdquo; declared
- the Wop. &ldquo;Ain't it him, too, that says th' only difference bechune a rich
- man an' a poor man is at th' bank? More power to him!&mdash;why not? Would
- this beer be annythin' but beer, if it came through a spigot av go-o-old,
- from a keg av silver, an' th' bar-boy had used a dia-mond-shtudded
- bung-starter in tappin' it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Over at Slimmy's table, where the weaker sex predominated, the talk was
- along lighter lines. Mollie Squint spoke in condemnation of those harem
- skirts at Coney Island.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What do youse think,&rdquo; she asked, &ldquo;of them she-scouts showin' up at Luna
- Park in harem skirts? Coarse work that&mdash;very coarse. It goes to prove
- how some frails ain't more'n half baked.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why does a dame go to th' front in such togs?&rdquo; asked Slimmy disgustedly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because she's stuck on herself,&rdquo; said the Nailer, who had drifted over
- from old Jimmy and the Wop, where the talk was growing too heavy for him;
- &ldquo;an' besides, it's an easy way of gettin' th' spot-light. Take anything
- like this harem skirt stunt, an' oodles of crazy Mollies'll fall for it.
- Youse can't hand it out too raw! So if it's goin' to stir things up, an'
- draw attention, they're Johnny-at-the-rat-hole every time!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We ladies,&rdquo; remarked Jew Yetta, like a complacent Portia giving judgment,
- &ldquo;certainly do like to be present at th' ball game! An' if we can't beat
- th' gate&mdash;can't heel in&mdash;we'll climb th' fence. Likewise, we're
- right there whenever it's th' latest thing. Especially, if we've got a
- face that'd stop traffic in th' street. Do youse remember&rdquo;&mdash;this to
- Anna Gold&mdash;&ldquo;when bicycles is new, how a lot of old iron-bound
- fairies, wit' maps that'd give youse a fit of sickness, never wastes a
- moment in wheelin' to th' front?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do I remember when bicycles is new?&rdquo; retorted Anna Gold, resentfully.
- &ldquo;How old do youse think I be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Nailer's right,&rdquo; said Slimmy, cutting skilfully in with a view to
- keeping the peace. &ldquo;Th' reason why them dames breaks in on bicycles, an'
- other new deals, is because it attracts attention; an' attractin'
- attention is their notion of bein' great. Which shows that they don't know
- th' difference between bein' famous an' bein' notorious.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy, having thus declared himself, looked as wise as a treeful of owls.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, w'at is th' difference?&rdquo; demanded Anna Gold.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' difference between fame an' notoriety?&rdquo; repeated Slimmy, brow
- lofty, manner high. &ldquo;It's th' difference, Goldie, between havin' your
- picture took at th' joint of a respectable photographer, an' bein' mugged
- be th' coppers at th' Central Office. As to harem skirts, however, I'm
- like Mollie there. Gen'rally speakin', I strings wit' th' loidies; but
- when they springs a make-up like them harem skirts, I pack in. Harem
- skirts is where I get off.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said Big Kitty, who while speaking little spoke always to the
- point, &ldquo;youse souses understands that them dolls who shakes up Coney has
- an ace buried. They're simply a brace of roof-gardeners framin' up a
- little ink. I s'pose they fig-gered they'd make a hit. Did they?&rdquo;&mdash;this
- was in reply to Mollie Squint, who had asked the question. &ldquo;Well, if
- becomin' th' reason why th' bull on post rings in a riot call, an' brings
- out th' resoives, is your idee of a hit, Mollie, them dames is certainly
- th' big scream.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them harem skirts won't do!&rdquo; observed the Nailer, firmly; &ldquo;youse hear me,
- they won't do!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' that goes f'r merry widdy hats, too,&rdquo; called out the Wop, from across
- the room. &ldquo;Only yister-day a big fat baby rounds a corner on me, an' bang!
- she ketches me in th' lamp wit' th' edge av her merry widdy. On the livil,
- I thought it was a cross-cut saw! She came near bloindin' me f'r loife. As
- I side-steps, a rooshter's tail that's sproutin' out av th' roof, puts me
- other optic on th' blink. I couldn't have seen a shell av beer, even if
- Jimmy here was payin' fer it. Harem skirts is bad; but th' real minace is
- merry widdys.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I thought them lids was called in,&rdquo; remarked Slimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If they was,&rdquo; returned the Wop, &ldquo;they got bailed out ag'in. Th' one I'm
- nailed wit' is half as big as Betmont Pa-a-ark. Youse could 've raced a
- field av two-year olds on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; remarked the Nailer, resignedly, &ldquo;it's th' fashion, an' it's up to
- us, I s'pose, to stand it. That or get off the earth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who invints th' fashions?&rdquo; and here the Wop appealed to the deep
- experience of old Jimmy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' French.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy&mdash;his pension had just been paid&mdash;motioned to the
- waiter to again take the orders all 'round.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' French. They're the laddy-bucks that shoves 'em from shore. Say
- 'Fashion!' an' bing! th' French is on th' job, givin' orders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Thim Frinch 're th' great la-a-ads,&rdquo; commented the Wop, admiringly.
- &ldquo;There's a felly on'y this mornin' tellin' me they can cook shnails so's
- they're almosht good to eat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell that bug to guess ag'in, Wop,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint. &ldquo;Snails is never
- good to eat. As far as them French are concerned, however, I go wit' old
- Jimmy. They're a hot proposition.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Jack Sirocco had been walking up and down, his manner full of uneasiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's wrong, Jack?&rdquo; at last asked old Jimmy, who had observed that
- proprietor's anxiety.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sirocco explained that divers gimlet-eyed gentlemen, who he believed were
- emissaries of an antivice society, had been in the place for hours.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They only now screwed out,&rdquo; continued Sirocco. Then, dolefully: &ldquo;It'd be
- about my luck, just as I'm beginnin' to get a little piece of change for
- myself, to have some of them virchoo-toutin' ginks hand me a wallop. I
- wonder w'at good it does 'em to be always tryin' to knock th' block off
- somebody. I ain't got nothin' ag'inst virchoo. Vir-choo's all right in its
- place. But so is vice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy's philosophy began manoeuvring for the high ground.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This vice and virtue thing makes me tired,&rdquo; he said; &ldquo;there's too much of
- it. Also, there's plenty to be said both ways. Th' big trouble wit' them
- anti-vice dubs is that they're all th' time connin' themselves. They feel
- moral when it's merely dyspepsia; they think they're virchous when they're
- only sick. In th' end, too, virchoo always falls down. Virchoo never puts
- a real crimp in vice yet. Virchoo's a sprinter; an' for one hundred yards
- it makes vice look like a crab. But vice is a stayer, an' in th' Marathon
- of events it romps in winner. Virchoo likes a rockin'-chair; vice puts in
- most of its time on its feet. Virchoo belongs to th' Union; it's for th'
- eight hour day, with holidays an' Saturday afternoons off. Vice is always
- willin' to break th' wage schedule, work overtime or do anythin' else to
- oblige. Virchoo wants two months in th' country every summer; vice never
- asks for a vacation since th' world begins.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop loudly cheered old Jimmy's views. Sirocco, however, continued
- gloomy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For,&rdquo; said the latter with a sigh, &ldquo;I can feel it that them anti-vice
- guys has put th' high-sign on me. They'll never rest now until they've got
- me number.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, on comin' in, had taken a corner table by herself. She
- heard, but did not join in the talk. She even left untouched the glass of
- beer, which, at a word from old Jimmy, a waiter had placed before her.
- Silent and sad, with an expression which spoke of trouble present or
- trouble on its way, she sat staring into smoky space.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's wrong wit' her?&rdquo; whispered Slimmy, who, high-strung and sensitive,
- could be worked upon by another's troubles.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why don't youse ask her?&rdquo; said Big Kitty.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy shook a doubtful head. &ldquo;She ain't got no use for me,&rdquo; he explained,
- &ldquo;since that trouble wit' Indian Louie.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She sure couldn't expect you an' th' Grabber,&rdquo; remarked Anna Gold, quite
- scandalized at the thought of such unfairness, &ldquo;to lay dead, while Louie
- does you out of all that dough!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's th' rent,&rdquo; said Jew Yetta. She had been canvassing Pretty Agnes out
- of the corners of her eyes. &ldquo;I know that look from me own experience. She
- can't come across for the flat, an' some bum of an agent has handed her a
- notice.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's nothin' in that,&rdquo; declared Mollie Squint. &ldquo;She could touch me for
- th' rent, an' she's hep to it.&rdquo; Then, in reproof of the questioning looks
- of Anna Gold: &ldquo;Sure; both me an' Agnes was stuck on Indian Louie, but w'at
- of that? Louie's gone; an' besides, I never blames her. It's me who's th'
- butt-in; Agnes sees Louie first.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Youse 're wrong, Yetta,&rdquo; spoke up the Nailer, confidently. &ldquo;Agnes ain't
- worryin' about cush. There ain't a better producer anywhere than Sammy
- Hart. No one ever sees Sammy wit'out a roll.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer lounged across to Pretty Agnes; Mollie Squint, whose heart was
- kindly, followed him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y don't youse lap up your suds?&rdquo; queried the Nailer, pointing to the
- beer. Without waiting for a return, he continued, &ldquo;Where's Sammy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I don't know,&rdquo; returned Pretty Agnes, her manner half desperate.
- &ldquo;Nailer, I'm simply fretted batty!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's gone crooked, dear?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint, soothingly. &ldquo;Youse ain't
- been puttin' on th' mitts wit' Sammy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied Pretty Agnes, the tears beginning to flow; &ldquo;me an' Sammy's
- all right. On'y he won't listen!&rdquo; Then suddenly pointing with her finger,
- she exclaimed; &ldquo;There! It's him I'm worryin' about!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer and Mollie Squint glanced in the direction indicated by Pretty
- Agnes. The Ghost had just come in and was sidling into a chair. It must be
- admitted that there was much in his appearance to dislike. His lips were
- loose, his eyes half closed and sleepy, while his chin was catlike,
- retreating, unbased. In figure he was undersized, slope-shouldered,
- slouching. When he spoke, his voice drawled, and the mumbled words fell
- half-formed from the slack angles of his mouth. He was an eel&mdash;a
- human eel&mdash;slippery, slimy, hard to locate, harder still to hold. To
- find him you would have to draw off all the water in the pond, and then
- poke about in the ooze.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's him that's frettin' me,&rdquo; repeated Pretty Agnes. &ldquo;He's got me wild!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer donned an expression, cynical and incredulous.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at's this?&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;W'y Agnes, youse ain't soft on that mutt, be
- youse? Say, youse must be gettin' balmy!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't that,&rdquo; returned Pretty Agnes, indignantly. &ldquo;Do youse think I'd
- fall for such a chromo? I'd be bughouse!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bughouse wouldn't half tell it!&rdquo; exclaimed Mollie Squint fervently.
- &ldquo;Him?&rdquo;&mdash;nodding towards the Ghost. &ldquo;W'y he's woise'n a wet dog!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; returned the puzzled Nailer, who with little imagination, owned
- still less of sentimental breadth, &ldquo;if youse ain't stuck on him, how's he
- managin' to fret youse? Show me, an' I'll take a punch at his lamp.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Punchin' wouldn't do no good,&rdquo; replied Pretty Agnes, resignedly. &ldquo;This is
- how it stands. Sammy an' Big Head's gettin' ready to do a <i>schlam</i>
- job. They've let th' Ghost join out wit' 'em, an' I know he's goin' to
- give 'em up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer looked grave.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Unless youse've got somethin' on him, Agnes.&rdquo; he remonstrated, &ldquo;you
- oughtn't to make a squawk like that. How do youse know he's goin' to rap?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cause he always raps,&rdquo; she cried fiercely. &ldquo;Where's Mashier? Where's
- Marky Price? Where's Skinny Goodstein? Up th' river!&mdash;every mother's
- son of 'em! An' all his pals, once; every one! He's filled in wit' th'
- best boys that ever cracked a bin. An' every one of 'em's doin' their
- bits, while he's here drinkin' beer. I tell youse th' Ghost's a snitch!
- Youse can see 'Copper' written on his face.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If I t'ought so,&rdquo; growled the Nailer, an evil shine in his beady eyes,
- &ldquo;I'd croak him right here.&rdquo; Then, as offering a solution: &ldquo;If youse 're so
- sure he's a stool, w'y don't youse tail him an' see if he makes a meet
- wit' any bulls?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tail nothin'!&rdquo; scoffed Pretty Agnes, bitterly; &ldquo;me mind's made up. All
- I'll do is wait. If Sammy falls, it'll be th' Ghost's last rap. I know a
- party who's crazy gone on me. For two weeks I've been handin' him th' ice
- pitcher. All I has to do is soften up a little, an' he'll cook th' Ghost
- th' minute I says th' woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Pretty Agnes, as though the sight of the Ghost were too much for her
- feelings, left the place. The Ghost himself, appeared uneasy, and didn't
- remain long.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer turned soberly to Mollie Squint. &ldquo;Do youse t'ink,&rdquo; said he,
- &ldquo;there's anythin' in that crack of Agnes?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Search me!&rdquo; returned Mollie Squint, conservatively. &ldquo;I ain't sayin' a
- woid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's funny about youse skoits,&rdquo; remarked the Nailer, his manner an
- imitation of old Jimmy's. &ldquo;Here's Agnes talkin' of havin' th' Ghost
- trimmed in case he tips off Sammy to th' dicks, an' yet when Slimmy an'
- th' Grabber puts Indian Louie over th' jump, neither Agnes nor you ever so
- much as yelps!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You don't understand,&rdquo; said Mollie Squint, tolerantly. &ldquo;Sammy's nice to
- Agnes. Louie? Th' best he ever hands us is to sting us for our rolls, an'
- then go blow 'em on that blonde. There's a big difference, Nailer, if
- youse could only see it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; replied the Nailer, who boasted a heart untouched, &ldquo;all I can say
- is youse dolls are too many for me! You've got me wingin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Midnight!
- </p>
- <p>
- The theatre of operations was a cigar store, in Canal Street near the
- Bowery. The Ghost was on the outside. The safe was a back number; to think
- of soup would have been paying it a compliment. After an hour's work with
- a can-opener, Sammy and Big Head declared themselves within ten minutes of
- the money. All that remained was to batter in the inner-lining of the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Head cocked a sudden and suspicious ear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's that?&rdquo; he whispered.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sammy had just reversed the can-opener, for an attack upon that sheet-iron
- lining. He paused in mid-swing, and listened.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's a pinch,&rdquo; he cried, crashing down the heavy iron tool with a
- cataract of curses. &ldquo;It's a pinch, an' th' Ghost is in on it. Agnes had
- him right!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a pinch sure enough. Even as Sammy spoke, Rocheford and Wertheimer
- of the Central Office were covering them with their pistols.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hands up!&rdquo; came from Wertheimer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You've got us bang right!&rdquo; sighed Big Head.
- </p>
- <p>
- Outside they found Cohen, also of the Central Office, with the ruffles on
- the Ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's only a throw-off,&rdquo; sneered Sammy, pointing to the bracelets.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Ghost began to whine. The loose lips became looser than ever, the
- drooping lids drooped lower still.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y, Sammy,&rdquo; he remonstrated weepingly, &ldquo;youse don't t'ink I'd go an'
- give youse up!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's all right,&rdquo; retorted Sammy, with sullen emphasis. &ldquo;Youse'll get
- yours, Ghost.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Had the Ghost been wise he would have remained in the Tombs; it was his
- best chance. But the Ghost was-not wise. Within the week he was walking
- the streets, and trying to explain a freedom which so sharply contrasted
- with the caged condition of Big Head and Sammy Hart. Gangland turned its
- back on him; his explanations were not received. And, sluggish and thick
- as he was, Gangland made him feel it.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was black night in University Place. The Ghost was gumshoeing his way
- towards the Bridge Saloon. A taxicab came slowly crabbing along the curb.
- It stopped; a quick figure slipped out and, muzzle on the very spot, put a
- bullet through the base of the Ghost's brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- The quick figure leaped back into the cab. The door slammed, and the cab
- dashed off into the darkness at racing speed.
- </p>
- <p>
- In that splinter of time required to start the cab you might have seen&mdash;had
- you been near enough&mdash;two white small hands clutch with a kind of
- rapturous acceptance at the quick figure, as it sprang into the cab, and
- heard the eager voice of a woman saying &ldquo;Promise for promise, and word for
- word! Who wouldn't give soul and body for th' death of a snitch?&mdash;for
- a snake that will bite no more?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- IX.&mdash;LITTLE BOW KUM
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">S</span>ince then no
- Chinaman will go into the room. I had this from Loui Fook, himself an
- eminent member of the On Leon Tong and a leading merchant of Chinatown.
- Loui Fook didn't pretend to know of his own knowledge, but spoke by
- hearsay. He said that the room was haunted. No one would live there, being
- too wise, although the owner had lowered the rent from twenty dollars a
- month to ten. Ten monthly dollars should be no inducement to live in a
- place where, at odd, not to say untoward hours, you hear sounds of
- scuffling and wing-beating, such as is made by a chicken when its head is
- chopped off. Also, little Bow Kum's blood still stains the floor in a
- broad red patch, and refuses to give way to soap and water. The wife of
- the Italian janitor&mdash;who cannot afford to be superstitious, and
- bemoans a room unrented&mdash;has scrubbed half through the boards in
- unavailing efforts to wash away the dull red splotch.
- </p>
- <p>
- Detective Raphael of the Central Office heard of the ghost. He thought it
- would make for the moral uplift of Chinatown to explode so foolish a tale.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yong Dok begged Raphael not to visit the haunted room where the blood of
- little Bow Kum spoke in dumb, dull crimson from the floor. It would set
- the ghosts to talking.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then come with me, and act as interpreter,&rdquo; quoth Raphael, and he threw
- Yong Dok over his heavy shoulder and began to climb the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- Yong Dok fainted, and lay as limp as a wet bath towel. Loui Fook said that
- Yong Dok would die if taken to the haunted room, so Raphael forbore and
- set him down. In an hour Yong Dok had measurably recovered, but Tchin Foo
- insists that he hasn't been the same man since.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Fong, Low Tching and Chu Wah, three hatchet men belonging to the Four
- Brothers, were charged with the murder. But the coroner let Chu Wah go,
- and the special sessions jury disagreed as to Low Fong and Low Tching; and
- so one way and another they were all set free.
- </p>
- <p>
- It is difficult to uncover evidence against a Chinaman. They never talk,
- and their faces are as void of expression as the wrong side of a
- tombstone. In only one way does a Chinaman betray emotion. When guilty,
- and pressed upon by danger, a pulse beats on the under side of his arm,
- just above the elbow. This is among the golden secrets known to what
- Central Office men do duty along Pell, Mott and Doyers streets, but for
- obvious reasons it cannot be used in court.
- </p>
- <p>
- Although the white devils' law failed, the Chinese law was not so
- powerless. Because of that murder, eight Four Brothers and five On Leon
- Tongs have been shot dead. Also, slippered feet have stolen into the
- sleeping rooms of offensive ones, as they dreamed of China the Celestial
- far away beyond the sunset, and unseen bird-claw fingers have turned on
- the white devils' gas. In this way a dozen more have died. They have
- awakened in Chinatown to the merits of the white devils' gas as a method
- of assassination. It bids fair to take the place of the automatic gun,
- just as the latter shoved aside the old-time barbarous hatchet.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum had reached her nineteenth year when she was killed. Her
- husband, Tchin Len, was worth $50,000. He was more than twice as old as
- little Bow Kum, and is still in Mott Street waiting for her spirit to
- return and strangle her destroyers. This will one day come to pass, and he
- is waiting for that day. Tchin Len has another wife in Canton, but he does
- not go back to her, preferring to live in Chinatown with the memory of his
- little lost Bow Kum.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was born in the Canton district, China. Her father's name
- was Wong Hi. Her mother's name doesn't matter, because mothers do not
- amount to much in China. As she lay in her mother's lap, a chubby,
- wheat-hued baby, they named her Bow Kum, which means Sweet Flower, for
- they knew she would be very beautiful.
- </p>
- <p>
- When little Bow Kum was five years old, Wong Hi, her father, sold her for
- $300. Wong Hi was poor, and $300 is a Canton fortune. Also, the sale had
- its moral side, since everyone knows that children are meant to be a prop
- and support to their parents.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was bought and sold, as was well understood by both Wong
- Hi, the father, and the man who chinked down his hard three hundred silver
- dollars as the price, with the purpose of rearing her to a profession
- which, while not without honor among Orientals, is frowned upon by the
- white devils, and never named by them in best society. Much pains were
- bestowed upon her education; for her owner held that in the trade which at
- the age of fifteen she was to take up, she should be able to paint,
- embroider, quote Confucius, recite verses, and in all things be a mirror
- of the graces. Thus she would be more valuable, being more attractive.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum accepted her fate and made no protest, feeling no impulse
- so to do. She knew that she had been sold, and knew her destiny; but she
- felt no shock, was stricken by no desire to escape. What had happened and
- would happen, had been for hundreds and thousands of years the life story
- of a great feminine fraction of her people. Wherefore, the thought was at
- home in her blood; her nature bowed to and embraced it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course, from the white devils' view-point the fate designed for little
- Bow Kum was as the sublimation of the immoral. But you must remember that
- morality is always a question of geography and sometimes a question of
- race. Climates, temperatures, also play their part.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, too, there is that element of support. In the tropics, where life is
- lazy, easy, and one may pick a dinner from every tree, man is polygamous.
- In the ice locked arctics, where one spears his dinner out of the cold,
- reluctant sea, and goes days and days without it, man is polyandrous, and
- one wife has many husbands. In the temperate zone, where life is neither
- soft nor hard and yet folk work to live, man is monogamous, and one wife
- to one husband is the only good form.
- </p>
- <p>
- Great is latitude!
- </p>
- <p>
- Take the business of steeping the senses in drinks or drugs. That eternal
- quantity of latitude still worms its way into the equation. In the arctic
- zone they drink raw alcohol, in the north temperate whiskey, in the south
- temperate wine, while in the tropics they give up drinking and take to
- opium, hasheesh and cocaine.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum watched her fifteenth year approach&mdash;that year when
- she would take up her profession&mdash;without shame, scandal or alarm.
- </p>
- <p>
- Had you tried to show her the horrors of her situation, she wouldn't have
- understood. She was beautiful beyond beauty. This she knew very well, and
- was pleased to have her charms confessed. Her owner told her she was a
- lamp of love, and that he would not sell her under $3,000. This of itself
- was the prettiest of compliments, since he had never before asked more
- than $2,000 for a girl. Koi Ton, two years older than herself, had brought
- just $2,000; and Koi Ton was acknowledged to be a vision from heaven. And
- so when Bow Kum learned that her price was to be $3,000, a glow overspread
- her&mdash;a glow which comes to beauty when it feels itself supreme.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was four feet tall, and weighed only seventy pounds. Her
- color was the color of old ivory&mdash;that is, if you can imagine old
- ivory with the flush and blush of life. She had rose-red lips, onyx eyes,
- and hair as black as a crow's wing. One day her owner went mad with opium.
- As he sat and looked at her, and her star-like beauty grew upon him, he
- struck her down with a bamboo staff. This frightened him; for he saw that
- if he kept her he would kill her because of her loveliness. So, knowing
- himself and fearing her beauty, he sent little Bow Kum to San Francisco,
- and never laid eyes on her again.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having ripened into her fifteenth year, and the value of girls being up in
- San Francisco, little Bow Kum brought the price&mdash;$3,000&mdash;which
- her owner had fixed for her. She kissed the hand of Low Hee Tong, her new
- owner; and, having been adorned to the last limit of Chinese coquetry,
- went with him to a temple, dedicated to some Mongolian Venus, which he
- maintained in Ross Alley. Here little Bow Kum lived for nearly four years.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong, the Ross Alley owner of little Bow Kum, got into trouble
- with the police. Something he did or failed to do&mdash;probably the
- latter&mdash;vastly disturbed them. With that, waxing moral, they decided
- that Low Hee Tong's Temple of Venus in Ross Alley was an eyesore, and must
- be wiped out.
- </p>
- <p>
- And so they pulled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum&mdash;so small, so much the rose-flower which her name
- implied&mdash;aroused the concern of the judge. He gave her to a Christian
- mission, which years before had pitched its tent in Frisco's Chinatown
- with a hope of saving Mongol souls, which hope had failed. Thereafter
- little Bow Kum lived at the mission, and not in Ross Alley, and was chaste
- according to the ice-bound ideals of the white devils.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mission was ruled over by a middle-aged matron with a Highland name.
- This good woman was beginning to wonder what she should do with little Bow
- Kum, when that almond-eyed floweret came preferring a request. Little Bow
- Kum, while dwelling in Ross Alley, had met Tchin Len and thought him nice.
- Tchin Len owned a truck-farm near Stockton, and was rich. Would the
- Highland matron, in charge of the mission, write a letter to Tchin Len,
- near Stockton, and ask that bewitching truck-gardener to come down and see
- little Bow Kum?
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; explained little Bow Kum, in her peculiar English, &ldquo;I likee
- Tchin Len to mally me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Highland matron considered. A husband in the case of little Bow Kum
- would supply a long-felt want. Also, no harm, even if no good, could flow
- from Tchin Len's visit, since she, the Highland matron, sternly purposed
- being present while Tchin Len and little Bow Kum conferred.
- </p>
- <p>
- The matron wrote the letter, and Tchin Len came down to San Francisco. He
- and little Bow Kum talked quietly in a language which the managing matron
- did not understand. But she knew the signs; and therefore when, at the
- close of the conversation, they explained that they had decided upon a
- wedding, she was not astonished. She gave them her blessing, about which
- they cared nothing, and they pledged each other their faith after the
- Chinese manner&mdash;which is curious, but unimportant here&mdash;about
- which they cared much.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len went back to his Stockton truck garden, to put his house in
- order against the wifely advent of little Bow Kum. It is not of record
- that Tchin Len said anything about his Canton wife. The chances are that
- he didn't. A Chinaman is no great hand to mention his domestic affairs to
- anybody. Moreover, a wife more or less means nothing to him. It is
- precisely the sort of thing he would forget; or, remembering, make no
- reference to, lest you vote him a bore. What looks like concealment is
- often only politeness, and goodbreeding sometimes wears the face of fraud.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was settled that Tchin Len should marry little Bow Kum, and the latter,
- aided and abetted by the watchful mission matron, waited for the day.
- Affairs had reached this stage when the unexpected came rapping at the
- door. Low Hee Tong, who paid $3,000 for little Bow Kum and claimed to own
- her, had been keeping an eye on his delicate chattel. She might be living
- at the mission, but he no less bore her upon the sky-line of his
- calculations. Likewise he knew about the wedding making ready with Tchin
- Len. He didn't object. He simply went to Tchin Len and asked for $3,000.
- It was little enough, he said; especially when one considered that&mdash;excluding
- all others&mdash;he would convey to Tchin Len in perpetuity every right in
- and to little Bow Kum, who was so beautiful that she was hated by the
- moon.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len said the price was low enough; that is, if Low Hee Tong
- possessed any interest in little Bow Kum to convey, which he doubted.
- Tchin Len explained that he would talk things over with the mission matron
- of the Highland name, and later let Low Hee Tong know.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong said that this arrangement was agreeable, so long as it was
- understood that he would kill both Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in case he
- didn't get the money.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len, after telling little Bow Kum, laid the business before the
- mission matron with the Highland name. Naturally, she was shocked. She
- said that she was amazed at the effrontery of Low Hee Tong! Under the
- white devils' law he couldn't possess and therefore couldn't pretend to
- any title in little Bow Kum. Tchin Len would be wild to pay him $3,000.
- Low Hee Tong was lucky to be alive!&mdash;only the mission matron didn't
- put it in precisely these words. If Tchin Len had $3,000 which he didn't
- need, he might better contribute it to the mission which had sheltered his
- little Bow Kum. It would be criminal to lavish it upon a yellow Pagan, who
- threatened to shed blood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len heard this with pigtailed phlegm and politeness, and promised to
- think about it. He said that it would give him no joy to endow Low Hee
- Tong with $3,000; he was willing that much should be understood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was placidly present at the discussion. When it ended she
- placidly reminded Tchin Len that he knew what she knew, namely, that he in
- all probability, and she in all certainty, would be killed if Low Hee
- Tong's claim were refused. Tchin Len sighed and confessed that this was
- true. For all that, influenced by the mission matron with the Highland
- name, he was loth to give up the $3,000. Little Bow Kum bent her
- flower-like head. Tchin Len's will was her law, though as the penalty of
- such sweet submission death, bitter death, should be her portion.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and the mission matron held several talks; and Tchin Len and Low
- Hee Tong held several talks. But the latter did not get the $3,000. Still
- he threatened and hoped on. It was beyond his Chinese, comprehension that
- Tchin Len could be either so dishonest or so dull as not to pay him that
- money. Tchin Len was rich, and no child. Yes; he would pay. And Low Hee
- Tong, confident of his position, made ready his opium layout for a good
- smoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mission matron and Tchin Len hit upon a plan. Tchin Len would privily
- marry little Bow Kum&mdash;that must precede all else. Upon that point of
- wedding bells, the mission matron was as moveless as Gibraltar. The knot
- tied, Tchin Len should sell out his Stockton truck-farm and move to New
- York. Then he was to send money, and the mission matron was to outfit
- little Bow Kum and ship her East. With the wretched Low Hee Tong in San
- Francisco, and Tchin Len and little Bow Kum in far New York, an
- intervening stretch of three thousand five hundred miles might be expected
- to keep the peace.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were married. A month later, Tchin Len left
- for New York with $50,000 under his bridal blouse. He settled down in Mott
- Street, dispatched New York exchange for $800 to the mission matron, who
- put little Bow Kum aboard the Overland Express at Oakland, together with
- three trunks and a ticket. Little Bow Kum arrived in due and proper time,
- and Tchin Len&mdash;who met her in Jersey City&mdash;after saluting her in
- the Chinese fashion, which is cold and lacks enthusiasm, bore her away to
- Seventeen Mott, where he had prepared for her a nest.
- </p>
- <p>
- There are three septs among Chinamen. These are the On Leon Tong, the Hip
- Sing Tong and the Four Brothers. The two first are associations; the last
- is a fraternity. You can join the Hip Sing Tong or the On Leon Tong. Your
- sole chance of becoming a Four Brother lies in being born into the tribe.
- </p>
- <p>
- Loui Fook told me these things late one night in the Port Arthur
- restaurant, where the red lamps glow and there is an all-pervading smell
- of preserved ginger, and added that the Four Brothers was very ancient.
- Its sources were lost in the dimmest vistas of Chinese antiquity, said
- Loui Fook.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One thousand years old?&rdquo; I asked.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Much older.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Five thousand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Much older.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ten thousand?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Maybe!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- From which I inferred that the Four Brothers had beheld the dawn and death
- of many centuries.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every member of the Four Brothers is to be known by his name. When you cut
- the slippered trail of a Chinaman whose name begins with Low or Chu or
- Tching or Quong, that Chinaman is a Four Brothers. A Chinaman's first name
- is his family name. In this respect he runs counter to the habit of the
- white devils; just as he does in the matter of shirts, which the white
- devil tucks in and the Chinaman does not. Wherefore, the names of Low,
- Chu, Tching and Quong, everywhere the evidence of the Four Brothers, are
- family names.
- </p>
- <p>
- Loui Fook gave me the origin of the Four Brothers&mdash;he himself is an
- On Leon Tong. Many thousands of years ago a Chinaman was travelling.
- Dusty, weary, he sat down by a well. His name was Low. Another
- travel-stained Chinaman joined him. They talked, and liked each other
- much. The second traveler's name was Chu. Then a third sat down, and the
- three talked and liked each other much. His name was Tching. Lastly, came
- a fourth Chinaman, and the weary dust lay deep upon his sandals. His name
- was Quong. He was equally talked to by the others, and by them equally
- well liked. They&mdash;the four&mdash;decided, as they parted, that
- forever and forever they and their descendants should be as brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Wherefore the Four Brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Tong was a member of the Four Brothers&mdash;a descendant of the
- earliest Chinaman at that well, back in the world's morning. When he found
- that Tchin Len had married little Bow Kum and stolen her away to New York,
- his opium turned bitter and he lost his peace of mind. Low Hee Tong wrote
- a Chinese letter, giving the story of his injuries, and sent it via the
- white devils' mails to Low Hee Jit, chief of the Four Brothers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Jit laid the case before Lee Tcin Kum, chief of the On Leon Tong.
- The wise men of the On Leon Tong appointed a hearing. Low Hee Jit came
- with the wise men of the Four Brothers to the company rooms of the On Leon
- Tong. Tchin Len and little Bow Kum were there. The question was, should
- the On Leon Tong command Tchin Len to pay Low Hee Tong $3,000&mdash;the
- price of little Bow Kum?
- </p>
- <p>
- Lee Tcin Kum and the wise men of the On Leon Tong, after long debate, said
- that Tchin Len should pay Low Hee Tong nothing. And they argued after this
- wise. The white devils' law had taken hold of little Bow Kum, and
- destroyed Low Hee Tong's title. She was no longer his property. She might
- marry whom she would, and the bridegroom owe Low Hee Tong nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- This was in the On Leon Tong's Company rooms in Mott Street.
- </p>
- <p>
- Low Hee Jit and the wise men of the Four Brothers opposed this.
- Particularly they declined the white devils' laws as of controlling pith
- and moment. Why should a Chinaman heed the white devils' laws? The white
- devils were the barbarous inferiors of the Chinese. The latter as a race
- had long ago arrived. For untold ages they had been dwelling upon the
- highest peaks of all possible human advancement. The white devils,
- centuries behind, were still blundering about among the foothills far
- below. It was an insult, between Chinaman and Chinaman, for Lee Tcin Kum
- and the wise men of the On Leon Tong to quote the white devils' laws, or
- assume to yield them respect.
- </p>
- <p>
- With this the council broke up.
- </p>
- <p>
- War was declared by the Four Brothers against the On Leon Tong, and the
- dead-walls of Chinatown were plastered with the declaration. Since the
- white devils could not read Chinese, they knew nothing of all this. But
- the On Leon Tong knew, and the Four Brothers knew, and both sides began
- bringing in their hatchet-men.
- </p>
- <p>
- When a Chinaman is bent on killing, he hires an assassin. This is not
- cowardice, but convenience. The assassin never lives in the town where the
- killing is to occur. He is always imported. This is to make detection
- difficult. The Four Brothers and the On Leon Tong brought in their
- hatchet-men from Chicago, from Boston, from Pittsburg, from Philadelphia.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some impression of the extent of this conscription might be gathered from
- the following: When last New Year the On Leon Tong gave a public dinner at
- the Port Arthur, thirty hatchet-men were on the roof and eighty in the
- street. This was to head off any attempt the Four Brothers might make to
- blow that banquet up. I received the above from an esteemed friend of
- mine, who was a guest at the dinner, but left when told what profuse
- arrangements had been made to insure his skin.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len and little Bow Kum kept up the fires of their love at Seventeen
- Mott. They took their daily chop suey and sharkfin, not to mention their
- bird's-nest soup, across the way at Twenty-two with their friends, Sam Lee
- and Yong Dok.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a showery, August afternoon. Tchin Len had been all day at his
- store, and little Bow Kum was sitting alone in their room. Dismal as was
- the day outside, the room showed pleasant and bright. There were
- needlework screens, hangings of brocade and silk, vases of porcelain,
- statuettes in jade. The room was rich&mdash;a scene of color and Chinese
- luxury.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Bow Kum was the room's best ornament&mdash;with her jade bracelets,
- brocade jacket, silken trousers, golden girdle, and sandaled feet as small
- as the feet of a child of six. It would be twenty minutes before the
- Chinese dinner hour, when she was to join Tchin Len across the street, and
- she drew out pen and ink and paper that she might practice the white
- devils' way of writing; and all with the thought of some day sending a
- letter of love and gratitude to the mission matron with the Highland name.
- </p>
- <p>
- So engrossed was little Bow Kum that she observed nothing of the soft
- opening of the door, or the dark savage face which peered through. The
- murderer crept upon her as noiselessly as a shadow. There was a hawk-'like
- swoop. About the slender throat closed a grip of steel. The fingers were
- long, slim, strong. She could not cry out. The dull glimmer of a Chinese
- knife&mdash;it was later picked up in the hall, a-drip with blood&mdash;flashed
- before her frightened eyes. She made a convulsive clutch, and the blade
- was drawn horribly through her baby fingers.
- </p>
- <p>
- Over across, not one hundred feet away, sat Tchin Len and his two friends
- in the eating room of Twenty-two. It was a special day, and they would
- have chicken and rice. This made them impatient for the advent of little
- Bow Kum. She was already ten minutes behind the hour. His friends rallied
- Tchin Len about little Bow Kum, and evolved a Chinese joke to the effect
- that he was a slave to her beauty and had made a foot-rest of his heart
- for her little feet. Twenty minutes went by, and his friends had grown too
- hungry to jest.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len went over to Seventeen, to bring little Bow Kum. As he pushed
- open the door, he saw the little silken brocaded form, like a child
- asleep, lying on the floor. Tchin Len did not understand; he thought
- little Bow Kum was playing with him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Poor little Bow Kum.
- </p>
- <p>
- The lean fingers had torn the slender throat. Her baby hand was cut half
- in two, where the knife had been snatched away. The long blade had been
- driven many times through and through the little body. A final slash,
- hari-kari fashion and all across, had been the awful climax.
- </p>
- <p>
- His friends found Tchin Len, seated on the floor, with little Bow Kum in
- his arms. Grief was neither in his eyes nor in his mouth, for his mind,
- like his heart, had been made empty.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tchin Len waits for the vengeance of little Bow Kum to fall upon her
- murderers. Some say that Tchin Len was a fool for not paying Low Hee Tong
- the $3,000. Some call him dishonest. All agree that the cross-fire of
- killings, which has raged and still rages because of it, can do little Bow
- Kum no good.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- X.&mdash;THE COOKING OF CRAZY BUTCH
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>his is not so much
- to chronicle the bumping off of Crazy Butch, as to open a half-gate of
- justice in the maligned instance of the Darby Kid. There is subdued
- excitement in and about the Central Office. There is more excitement,
- crossed with a color of bitterness, in and about the Chatham Club. The
- Central Office, working out a tip, believes it has cut the trail of Harry
- the Soldier, who, with Dopey Benny, is wanted for the killing of Crazy
- Butch. The thought which so acrimoniously agitates the Chatham Club is
- &ldquo;Who rapped?&rdquo; with the finger of jealous suspicion pointing sourly at the
- Darby Kid.
- </p>
- <p>
- That you be not misled in an important particular, it is well perhaps to
- explain that the Darby Kid is a girl&mdash;a radiant girl&mdash;and in her
- line as a booster, a girl of gold. She deeply loved Crazy Butch, having
- first loved Harry the Soldier. If she owned a fault, it was that in
- matters of the heart she resembled the heroine of the flat boatman's
- muse.=
- </p>
- <p>
- ```There was a womern in our town
- </p>
- <p>
- ````In our town did dwell.
- </p>
- <p>
- ```She loved her husband dear-i-lee
- </p>
- <p>
- ````An' another man twict as well.=
- </p>
- <p>
- But that is not saying she would act as stool-pigeon. To charge that the
- Darby Kid turned copper, and wised up the Central Office dicks concerning
- the whereabouts of Harry the Soldier, is a serious thing. The imputation
- is a grave one. Even the meanest ought not to be disgraced as a snitch in
- the eyes of all Gangland, lightly and upon insufficient evidence. There
- were others besides the Darby Kid who knew how to locate Harry the
- Soldier. Might not one of these have given a right steer to the bulls? Not
- that the Darby Kid can be pictured as altogether blameless. She
- indubitably did a foolish thing. Having received that letter, she should
- never have talked about it. Such communications cannot be kept too secret.
- Some wretched talebearer must have been lounging about the Chatham Club.
- Why not? The Chatham Club can no more guarantee the character of its
- patrons than can the Waldorf-Astoria.
- </p>
- <p>
- The evening was a recent one. It was also dull. There wasn't an overflow
- of customers, hardly enough in waiting on them, to take the stiffness out
- of Nigger Mike's knees.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was nine of the clock, and those two inseparables, the Irish Wop and
- old Jimmy, sat in their usual chairs. The Wop spoke complainingly of the
- poolroom trade, which was even duller than trade at the Chatham Club.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at wit' killin' New York racin',&rdquo; said the Wop dismally, &ldquo;an' w'at wit'
- raidin' a guy's joint every toime some av them pa-a-pers makes a crack,
- it's got th' poolrooms on th' bum. For meself I'm thinkin' av closin'.
- Every day I'm open puts me fifty dollars on th' nut. An' Jimmy, I've about
- med up me moind to put th' shutters up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mebby you're in wrong with th' organization.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tammany? Th' more you shtand in wit' Tammany, th' ha-a-arder you get
- slugged.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy signalled to Nigger Mike for beer. &ldquo;Over to th' Little Hungary
- last night,&rdquo; remarked old Jimmy casually, &ldquo;them swell politicians has a
- dinner. I was there.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The last came off a little proudly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They tell me,&rdquo; said the Wop with a deprecatory shrug, &ldquo;that Cha-a-arley
- Murphy was there, too, an' that Se-r-rgeant Cram had to go along to heel
- an' handle him. I can remimber whin chuck steak an' garlic is about
- Cha-a-arley's speed. Now, whin he's bushtin' 'em open as Chief av Tammany
- Hall, it's an indless chain av champagne an' tur'pin an' canvashback, with
- patty-de-foy-grass as a chaser.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy shook a severe yet lofty head. &ldquo;If some guy tells you, Wop, that
- Charley needs anybody in his corner at a dinner that guy's stringin' you.
- Charley can see his way through from napkins to toothpicks, as well as old
- Chauncey Depew. There's a lot of duffers goin' 'round knockin' Charlie.
- They're sore just because he's gettin' along, see? They'll tell you how if
- you butt him up ag'inst a dinner table, he'll about give you an imitation
- of a blind dog in a meat-shop&mdash;how he'll try to eat peas with a knife
- an' let 'em roll down his sleeve an' all that. So far as them hoboes
- knockin' Charley goes, it's to his credit. You don't want to forget, Wop,
- they never knock a dead one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In th' ould gas house days,&rdquo; enquired the Wop, &ldquo;wasn't Cha-a-arley a
- conducthor on wan av th' crosstown ca-a-ars?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was! an' a good one too. That's where he got his start. He quit 'em
- when they introduced bell punches; an' I don't blame him! Them big
- companies is all alike. Which of 'em'll stand for it to give a workin' man
- a chance?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did thim la-a-ads lasht night make spaches?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speeches? Nothin' but Trusts is to be th' issue this next pres'dential
- campaign.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now about thim trushts? I've been wantin' to ashk yez th' long time. I've
- been hearin' av trushts for tin years, an' Mary save me! if I'd know wan
- if it was to come an' live next dure.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Wop,&rdquo; returned old Jimmy engigmatically, &ldquo;a trust is anything you
- don't like&mdash;only so it's a corp'ration. So long as it stands in with
- you an' you like it, it's all right, see? But once it takes to handin' you
- th' lemon, it's a trust.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Speakin' av th' pris'dency, it looks loike this fat felly Taft's out to
- get it in th' neck.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surest ever! Th' trusts is sore on him; an' th' people is sore on him.
- He's a frost at both ends of th' alley.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at crabbed him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Too small in th' hat-band, too big in th' belt. Them republicans better
- chuck Taft in th' discard an' take up Teddy. There's a live one! There's
- th' sturdy plow-boy of politics who'd land 'em winner!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer came strolling in and pulled up a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Roosevelt, Jimmy,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;couldn't make th' run. Don't he start th'
- argument himself, th' time he's elected, sayin' it's his second term an'
- he'll never go out for th' White House goods again?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Shure he did,&rdquo; coincided the Wop. &ldquo;An' r-r-right there he give himsilf
- th' gate. You're right, Nailer; he's barred.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Teddy oughtn't to have got off that bluff about not runnin' ag'in,&rdquo;
- observed old Jimmy thoughtfully. &ldquo;He sees it himself now. Th' next day
- after he makes his crack, a friend of mine, who's down to th' White House,
- asks him about it; is it for the bleachers,' says my friend, 'or does it
- go?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, it goes!' says Teddy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Then,' says my friend, 'you'll pardon me, but I don't think it was up to
- you to say it. It may wind up by puttin' everybody an' everything in
- Dutch. No sport can know what he'll want to do, or what he ought to do,
- four years ahead. Bein' pres'dent now, with four years to draw to, you can
- no more tell whether or no you'll want to repeat than you can tell what
- you'll want for dinner while you're eatin' lunch. Once I knew a guy who's
- always ready to swear off whiskey, when he's half full. Used to chase
- round to th' priest, on his own hunch; to sign th' pledge, every time he
- gets a bun. Bein' soaked, he feels like he'll never want another drink.
- After he'd gone without whiskey a couple of days, however, he'd wake up to
- it that he's been too bigoted. He'd feel that he's taken too narrow a view
- of th' liquor question, an' commence to see things in their true colors.'
- That's what my friend told him. And now that Teddy's show-in' signs, I've
- wondered whether he recalls them warnin' words.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at'll th' demmycrats do?&rdquo; asked the Nailer. &ldquo;Run Willyum Jennin's?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They will,&rdquo; retorted the Wop scornfully, &ldquo;if they want to get th' hoot.
- Three toimes has this guy Bryan run&mdash;an' always f'r th' end book.
- D'yez moind, Jimmy, how afther th' Denver Convention lie cha-a-ases down
- to th' depot to shake ha-a-ands wit' Cha-a-arley Murphy? There's no class
- to that! Would Washin'ton have done it?&mdash;Would Jefferson?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was he hoited be shakin' hands wit' Murphy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Nailer's tones were almost defiant. He had been brought up with a
- profound impression of the grandeur of Tammany Hall.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How was he hur-r-rted? D'yez call it th' cun-nin' play f'r him to be at
- th' depot, hand stretched out, an' yellin' 'Mitt me, Cha-a-arley, mitt
- me?' Man aloive, d'yez think th' country wants that koind av a ska-a-ate
- in th' White House?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The acrid emphasis of the Wop was so overwhelming that it swept the Nailer
- off his feet.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop resumed:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wan thing, that depot racket wasn't th' way to carry New York. Th' way to
- bring home th' darby in th' Empire Shtate is to go to th' flure wit'
- Tammany at th' ringin' av th' gong. How was it Cleveland used to win? Was
- it be makin' a pet av Croker, or sendin' th' organization flowers? An' yez
- don't have to be told what happened to Cleveland. An' Tammany, moind yez,
- tryin' to thump his proshpecks on th' nut ivery fut av th' way! If Willyum
- Jinnin's had been th' wise fowl, he'd have took his hunch fr'm th' career
- av Cleveland, an' rough-housed Tammany whiniver an' wheriver found. If
- he'd only knocked Tammany long enough an' ha-a-ard enough, he'd have had
- an anchor-nurse on th' result.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This sounds like treason, Wop,&rdquo; said old Jimmy in tones of mock reproach.
- &ldquo;Croker was boss in th' Cleveland days. You'll hardly say that Charlie
- ain't a better chief than Croker?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy, there's as much difference bechune ould man Croker an' Cha-a-arley
- Murphy as bechune a buffalo bull an' a billy-goat. To make Murphy chief
- was loike settin' a boy to carryin' hod. While yez couldn't say f'r shure
- whether he'd fall fr'm th' laddher or simply sit down wit' th' hod, it's a
- cinch he'd niver get th' bricks to th' scaffold. Murphy's too busy
- countin' th' buttons on his Prince Albert, an' balancin' th' gold
- eye-glasshes on th' ridge av his nose, to lave him anny toime f'r
- vict'ry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;While youse guys,&rdquo; observed the Nailer, with a great air of knowing
- something, &ldquo;is indulgin' in your spiels about Murphy, don't it ever strike
- youse that he's out to make Gaynor pres'dent?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gaynor?&rdquo; repeated old Jimmy, in high offence. &ldquo;Do you think Charlie's
- balmy? If it ever gets so that folks of th' Gaynor size is looked on as
- big enough for th' presidency, I for one shall retire to th' booby house
- an' devote th' remainder of an ill-spent life to cuttin' paper dolls. An'
- yet, Nailer, I oughtn't to wonder at youse either for namin' him. There's
- a Demmycrat Club mutt speaks to me about that very thing at th' Little
- Hungary dinner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Gaynor is a college graduate,' says the Demmycrat Clubber. 'Is he?' says
- I. 'Well then he ought to chase around to that college an' make 'em give
- him back his money. They swindled him.' 'Look at th' friends he has!' says
- th' Clubber. 'I've been admirin' 'em,' I says. 'What with one thing an'
- another, them he's appointed to office has stole everything but th' back
- fence.' 'But didn't Croker, in his time, hook him up with Tammany Hall?'
- says th' Clubber; 'that ought to show you!' 'Croker did,' says I; 'it's an
- old Croker trick. Croker was forever get-tin' th' Gaynors an' th'
- Shepherds an' th' Astor-Chanlers an' th' Cord Meyers an' all them
- high-fly-in' guys into Tammany. He does it for th' same reason they puts a
- geranium in a tenement house window.' 'An' w'at may that be?' asks the
- Clubber. 'Th' geranium's intended,' says I, 'to engage th' eye of th'
- Health Inspector, an' distract his attention from th' drain.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid, a bright dancing light in her eyes and all a-flutter,
- rushed in. The Nailer crossed over to a table at which sat Mollie Squint.
- The Darby Kid joined them.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at do youse think?&rdquo; cried the Darby Kid. &ldquo;I'm comin' out of me flat
- when th' postman slips me a letter from Harry th' Soldier.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is he?&rdquo; asked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's th' funny part. He's in th' Eyetalian Army, an' headed for Africa.
- That's a fine layout, I don't think! An' he says I'm th' only goil he ever
- loves, an' asts me to join him! Ain't he got his nerve?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'y? You ain't mad because he croaks Butch?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No. But me for Africa!&mdash;the ideer!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About Dopey Benny?&rdquo; said the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Harry says Benny got four spaces in Canada. It's a bank trick&mdash;tryin'
- to blow a box in Montreal or somethin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then you won't join Harry?&rdquo; remarked Mollie Squint.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;In Africa? When I do, I'll toin mission worker.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The next day the Central Office knew all that the Darby Kid knew as to
- Harry the Soldier. But why say it was she who squealed? The Nailer and
- Mollie Squint were quite as well informed as herself, having read Harry's
- letter.
- </p>
- <p>
- To begin at the foundation and go to the eaves&mdash;which is the only
- right way to build either a house or a story. Crazy Butch had reached his
- twenty-eighth year, when he died and was laid to rest in accordance with
- the ceremonial of his ancient church. He was a child of the East Side, and
- his vices out-topped his virtues upon a principle of sixteen to one.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parents of Butch may be curtly dismissed as unimportant. They gave him
- neither care nor guidance, but left him to grow up, a moral straggler, in
- what tangled fashion he would. Never once did they show him the moral way
- in which he should go. Not that Butch would have taken it if they had.
- </p>
- <p>
- To Butch, as to Gangland in general, morality was as so much lost motion.
- And, just as time-is money among honest folk, so was motion money with
- Butch and his predatory kind. Old Jimmy correctly laid down the Gangland
- position, which was Butch's position. Said old Jimmy:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Morality is all to the excellent for geeks with dough to burn an' time to
- throw away. It's right into the mitts of W'ite Chokers, who gets paid for
- bein' good an' hire out to be virchuous for so much a year. But of what
- use is morality to a guy along the Bowery? You could take a cartload of it
- to Simpson's, an' you couldn't get a dollar on it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Not much was known of the childhood of Butch, albeit his vacuous lack of
- book knowledge assisted the theory that little or less of it had been
- passed in school. Nor was that childhood a lengthy one, for fame began
- early to collect upon Butch's scheming brow. He was about the green and
- unripe age of thirteen when he went abroad into the highways and byways of
- the upper city and stole a dog of the breed termed setter. This animal he
- named Rabbi, and trained as a thief.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi, for many months, was Butch's meal ticket. The method of their
- thievish procedure was simple but effective. Butch&mdash;Rabbi alertly at
- his godless heels&mdash;would stroll about the streets looking for prey.
- When some woman drifted by, equipped of a handbag of promise, Butch
- pointed out the same to the rascal notice of Rabbi. After which the
- discreet Butch withdrew, the rest of it&mdash;as he said&mdash;being up to
- Rabbi.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi followed the woman, his abandoned eye on the hand-bag. Watching his
- chance, Rabbi rushed the woman and dexterously whisked the handbag from
- out her horrified fingers. Before the woman realized her loss, Rabbi had
- raced around a nearest corner and was lost to all pursuit. Fifteen minutes
- later he would find Butch at Willett and Stanton Streets, and turn over
- the touch.
- </p>
- <p>
- Rabbi hated a policeman like a Christian. The sight of one would send him
- into growling, snarling, hiding. None the less, like all great characters,
- Rabbi became known; and, in the end, through some fraud which was
- addressed to his softer side and wherein a canine Delilah performed, he
- Avas betrayed into the clutches of the law.
- </p>
- <p>
- This mischance marked the close, as a hanger-snatcher, of the invaluable
- Rabbi's career. Not that the plain-clothes people who caught him affixed a
- period to his doggish days. Even a plains-clothes man isn't entirely hard.
- Rabbi's captors merely found him a home in the Catskills, where he spent
- his days in honor and his nights in sucking unsuspected eggs.
- </p>
- <p>
- When Rabbi was retired to private life, Butch, in his bread-hunting,
- resolved to seek new paths. Among the cruder crimes is house-breaking and
- to it the amateur law-breaker most naturally turns. Butch became a
- house-worker with special reference to flats.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the beginning, Butch worked in the day time, or as they say in
- Gangland, &ldquo;went out on <i>skush.</i>&rdquo; Hating the sun, however, as all true
- criminals, must, he shifted to night jobs, and took his dingy place in the
- ranks of viciousness as a <i>schlamwerker</i>. As such he turned off
- houses, flats and stores, taking what Fate sent him. Occasionally he
- varied the dull monotony of simple burglary by truck-hopping.
- </p>
- <p>
- Man cannot live by burglary alone, and Butch was not without his
- gregarious side. Seeking comradeship, he united himself with the Eastman
- gang. As a gangster he soon distinguished himself. He fought like a
- berserk; and it was a sort of war-frenzy, which overtook him in battle,
- that gave him his honorable prefix.
- </p>
- <p>
- Monk Eastman thought well of Butch. Not even Ike the Blood stood nearer
- than did Butch to the heart of that grim gang captain. Eastman's weakness
- was pigeons. When he himself went finally to Sing Sing, he asked the court
- to permit him another week in the Tombs, so that he might find a father
- for his five hundred feathered pets.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the days when Butch came to strengthen as well as ornament his forces,
- Eastman kept a bird store in Broome Street, under the New Irving Hall.
- Eastman also rented bicycles. Those who thirsted to stand well with him
- were sedulous to ride a wheel. They rented these uneasy engines of
- Eastman, with the view of drawing to themselves that leader's favor.
- Butch, himself, was early astride a bicycle. One time and another he paid
- into Eastman's hands the proceeds of many a <i>shush</i> or <i>schlam</i>
- job; and all for the calf-developing privilege of pedalling about the
- streets.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch conceived an idea which peculiarly endeared him to Eastman. In
- Forsyth Street was a hall, and Butch&mdash;renting the same&mdash;organized
- an association which, in honorable advertisement of his chief's trade of
- pigeons and bicycles, he called the Squab-Wheelmen. Eastman himself stood
- godfather to this club, and at what times he reposed himself from his bike
- and pigeon labors, played pool in its rooms.
- </p>
- <p>
- There occurred that which might have shaken one less firmly established
- than Butch. As it was, it but solidified him and did him good. The world
- will remember the great gang battle, fought at Worth and Center Streets,
- between the Eastmans and the Five Points. The merry-making was put an end
- to by those spoil sports, the police, who, as much without noble
- sympathies as chivalric instincts, drove the contending warriors from the
- field at the point of their night sticks.
- </p>
- <p>
- Brief as was the fray, numerous were the brave deeds done. On one side or
- the other, the Dropper, the Nailer, Big Abrams, Ike the Blood, Slimmy,
- Johnny Rice, Jackeen Dalton, Biff Ellison and the Grabber distinguished
- themselves. As for Butch, he was deep within the warlike thick of things,
- and no one than he came more to the popular front.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sequential to that jousting, a thought came to Butch. The Squab-Wheelmen
- were in nightly expectation of an attack from the Five Pointers. By way of
- testing their valor, and settle definitely, in event of trouble, who would
- stick and who would duck, Butch one midnight, came rushing up the
- stairway, which led to the club rooms, blazing with two pistols at once.
- Butch had prevailed upon five or six others, of humor as jocose as his
- own, to assist, and the explosive racket the party made in the narrow
- stairway was all that heart could have wished. It was comparable only to a
- Mott Street Chinese New Year's, as celebrated in front of the Port Arthur.
- </p>
- <p>
- There were sixty members in the rooms of the Squab-Wheelmen when Butch led
- up his feigned attack, and it is discouraging to relate that most if not
- all of them fled. Little Kishky, sitting in a window, was so overcome that
- he fell out backwards, and broke his neck. Some of those who fled, by way
- of covering their confusion, were inclined to make a deal of the death of
- Little Kishky and would have had it set to the discredit of Butch.
- Gangland opinion, however, was against them. If Little Kishky hadn't been
- a quitter, he would never have fallen out. Butch was not only exonerated
- but applauded. He had devised&mdash;so declared Gangland&mdash;an ideal
- method of separating the sheep who would fly from the goats who would stay
- and stand fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- Then, too, there was the laugh.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland was quick to see the humorous side; and since humanity is prone
- to decide as it laughs, Gangland overwhelmingly declared in favor of
- Butch.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was about this time that Butch found himself in a jam. His <i>schlam</i>
- work had never been first class. It was the want of finish to it which
- earned him the name of Butch. The second night after his stampede of the
- Squab-Wheelmen, his clumsiness in a Brooklyn flat woke up a woman, who
- woke up the neighborhood. Whereupon, the neighborhood rushed in and sat
- upon the body of Butch, until the police came to claim him. Subsequently,
- a Kings County judge saw his way clear to send Butch up the river for four
- weary years. And did.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was older and soberer when he returned. Also, his world had changed.
- Eastman had been put away, and Ritchie Fitzpatrick ruled in his place.
- Butch cultivated discretion, where before he had been hot and headlong,
- and no longer sought that gang prominence which was formerly as the breath
- to his nostrils.
- </p>
- <p>
- Not that Butch altogether turned his back upon his old-time associates.
- The local Froissarts tell how he, himself, captained a score or so of
- choice spirits among the Eastmans, against the Humpty Jackson gang, beat
- them, took them prisoners and plundered them. This brilliant action
- occurred in that Fourteenth Street graveyard which was the common hang-out
- of the Humpty Jacksons. Also, Humpty Jackson commanded his partisans in
- person, and was captured and frisked with the rest. Butch gained much
- glory and some money; for the Jacksons&mdash;however it happened&mdash;chanced
- to be flush.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch, returning from Sing-Sing exile, did not return to his <i>schlam</i>
- work. That trip up-the-river had shaken him. He became a Fagin, and taught
- boys of tender years to do his stealing for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch's mob of kids counted as many as twenty, all trained in
- pocket-picking to a feather-edge. As aiding their childish efforts, it was
- Butch's habit to mount a bicycle, and proceed slowly down the street, his
- fleet of kids going well abreast of him on the walks. Acting the part of
- some half-taught amateur of the wheel, Butch would bump into a man or a
- woman, preferably a woman. There would be cries and a scuffle. The woman
- would scold, Butch would expound and explain. Meanwhile the wren-head
- public packed itself ten deep about the center of excitement.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was then that Butch's young adherents pushed their shrewd way in.
- Little hands went flying, to reap a very harvest of pokes. Butch began
- building up a bank account.
- </p>
- <p>
- As an excuse for living, and to keep his mob together, Butch opened a pool
- parlor. This temple of enjoyment was in a basement in Willett Street near
- Stanton. The tariff was two-and-a-half cents a cue, and what Charley
- Bateses and Artful Dodgers worked for Butch were wont to refresh
- themselves at the game.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch made money with both hands. He took his share as a Fagin. Then, what
- fragmentary remnants of their stealings he allowed his young followers,
- was faithfully blown in by them across his pool tables.
- </p>
- <p>
- Imagination rules the world. Butch, having imagination, extended himself.
- Already a Fagin, Butch became a <i>posser</i> and bought stolen goods for
- himself. Often, too, he acted as a <i>melina</i> and bought for others.
- Thus Butch had three strings to his business bow. He was getting rich and
- at the same time keeping out of the fingers of the bulls. This caused him
- to be much looked up to and envied, throughout the length and breadth of
- Gangland.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was thus prosperous and prospering when it occurred to him to fall
- in love. Harry the Soldier was the Mark Antony of the Five Points, his
- Cleopatra the Darby Kid. There existed divers reasons for adoring the
- Darby Kid. There was her lustrous eyes, her coral mouth, her rounded
- cheek, her full figure, her gifts as a shop lifter. As a graceful crown to
- these attractions, the Darby Kid could pick a pocket with the best wire
- that ever touched a leather. In no wise had she been named the Darby Kid
- for nothing. Not even Mollie Squint was her superior at getting the bundle
- of a boob. They said, and with truth, that those soft, deep, lustrous eyes
- could look a sucker over, while yet that unconscious sucker was ten feet
- away, and locate the keck wherein he carried his roll. Is it astonishing
- then that the heart of Butch went down on its willing knees to the Darby
- Kid?
- </p>
- <p>
- Another matter:&mdash;Wasn't the Darby Kid the chosen one of Harry the
- Soldier? Was not Harry a Five Pointer? Had not Butch, elbow to elbow, with
- his great chief, Eastman, fought the Five Pointers in the battle at Worth
- and Center? It was a triumph, indeed, to win the heart of the Darby Kid.
- It was twice a triumph to steal that heart away from Harry the Soldier.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid crossed over from Harry the Soldier to Butch, and brought
- her love along. Thereafter her smiles were for Butch, her caresses for
- Butch, her touches for Butch. Harry the Soldier was left desolate.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harry the Soldier was a gon of merit and deserved eminence. That he had
- been an inmate not only of the House of Refuge but the Elmira Reformatory,
- should show you that he was a past-master at his art. His steady partner
- was Dopey Benny. With one to relieve the other in the exacting duties of
- stinger, and a couple of good stalls to put up an effective back, trust
- them, at fair or circus or theatre break, to make leathers, props and
- thimbles fly.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was Gangland decision that for Butch to win the Darby Kid away from
- Harry the Soldier, even as Paris aforetime took the lovely Helen from her
- Menelaus, touched not alone the honor of Harry but the honor of the Five
- Points. Harry must revenge himself. Still more must he revenge the Five
- Points. It had become a case of Butch's life or his. On no milder terms
- could Harry sustain himself in Gangland first circles. His name else would
- be despised anywhere and everywhere that the fair and the brave were wont
- to come together and unbuckle socially.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch, tall and broad and strong, smooth of face, arched of nose, was a
- born hawk of battle. Harry the Soldier, dark, short, of no muscular power,
- was not the physical equal of Butch. Butch looked forward with confidence
- to the upcome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' yet, Butch,&rdquo; sweetly warned the Darby Kid, her arms about his neck,
- &ldquo;you mustn't go to sleep at the switch. Harry'll nail you if youse do.
- It'll be a gun-fight, an' he's a dream wit' a gatt.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never mind about that gatt thing! Do youse think, dearie, I'd let that
- Guinea cop a sneak on me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a cool evening in September. A dozen of Butch's young gons were
- knocking the balls about his pool tables. Butch himself was behind the
- bar. Outside in Willett Street a whistle sounded. Butch picked up a pistol
- off the drip-board, just in time to peg a shot at Harry the Soldier as
- that ill-used lover came through the front door. Dopey Benny, Jonathan to
- the other's David, was with Harry. Neither tried to shoot. Through a hail
- of lead from Butch's pistol, the two ran out the back door. No one killed;
- no one wounded. Butch had been shooting too high, as the bullet-raked
- ceiling made plain.
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch explained his wretched gun play by saying that he was afraid of
- pinking some valued one among his boy scouts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At that,&rdquo; he added, &ldquo;it's just as well. Them wops 'll never come back.
- Now when they see I'm organized they'll stay away. There ain't no sand in
- them Sicilians.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Butch was wrong. Harry, with Dopey Benny, was back the next night. This
- time there was no whistle. Harry had sent forward a force of skirmishers
- to do up those sentinels, with whom Butch had picketed Willett' Street.
- Butch's earliest intimation that there was something doing came when a
- bullet from the gun of Harry broke his back. Dopey Benny stood off the
- public, while Harry put three more bullets into Butch. The final three
- were superfluous, however, as was shown at the inquest next day.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Darby Kid was abroad upon her professional duties as a gon-moll, when
- Harry hived Butch. Her absence was regretted by her former lover.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Because,&rdquo; said he, as he and Dopey Benny fled down Stanton Street, &ldquo;I'd
- like to have made the play a double header, and downed the Kid along wit'
- Butch.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was not so written, however. Double headers, whatever the field of
- human effort, are the exception and not the rule of life.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was whispered that Harry the Soldier and Dopey Benny remained three
- days in the Pell Street room of Big Mike Abrams before their get-away.
- They might have been at the bottom of the lower bay, for all the Central
- Office knew. Butch was buried, and the Darby Kid wept over his grave.
- After which she cheered up, and came back smiling. There is no good in
- grief. Besides, it's egotistical, and trenches upon conceit.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Central Office declares that, equipped of the right papers, it will
- bring Harry the Soldier back from Africa. Also, it will go after Dopey
- Benny in Kanuckland, when his time is out. The chair&mdash;says the
- Central Office&mdash;shall yet have both.
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy doesn't think there's a chance, while the jaundiced Wop openly
- scoffs. Neither believes in the police. Meanwhile dark suspicions hover
- cloudily over the Darby Kid. Did she rap? She says not, and offers to pawn
- her soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why should I?&rdquo; asks the Darby Kid. &ldquo;Of course I'd sooner it was Butch
- copped Harry. But it went the other way; an' why should I holler? Would
- beefin' bring Butch back?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- XI.&mdash;BIG MIKE ABRAMS
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>his was after
- Nigger Mike had gone into exile in cold and sorrowful Toronto, and while
- Tony Kelly did the moist honors at Number Twelve Pell. Nigger Mike, you
- will remember, hurried to his ruin on the combined currents of enthusiasm
- and many drinks, had registered a score or two of times; for he meditated
- casting full fifty votes at the coming election, in his own proper person,
- and said so to his friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- As Mike registered those numerous times, the snap-shot hirelings of
- certain annoying reformers were busy popping him with their cameras. His
- friends informed him of this, and counselled going slow. But Mike was
- beyond counsel, and knew little or less of cameras&mdash;never having had
- his picture taken save officially, and by the rules of Bertillon. In the
- face of those who would have saved him, he continued to stagger in and out
- upon that multifarious registration, inviting destruction. The purists
- took the pictures to the District Attorney, their hirelings told their
- tales, and Mike perforce went into that sad Toronto exile. He is back now,
- however, safe, sober, clothed and in his right mind; but that is another
- story.
- </p>
- <p>
- The day had been a sweltering July day for all of Chinatown. Now that
- night had come, the narrowness of Pell and Doyers and Mott Streets was
- choked with Chinamen, sitting along the curb, lolling in doorways, or
- slowly drifting up and down, making the most of the cool of the evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- Over across from Number Twelve a sudden row broke out. There were
- smashings and crashings, loopholed, as it were, with shrill Mongolian
- shrieks. The guests about Tony's tables glanced up with dull,
- half-interested eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's Big Mike Abrams tearin' th' packin' out of th' laundry across th'
- street,&rdquo; said Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony was at the front door when the war broke forth, and had come aft to
- explain. Otherwise those about his tables might have gone personally
- forth, seeking a solution of those yellings and smashings and crashings
- for themselves, and the flow of profitable beer been thereby interrupted.
- At Tony's explanation his guests sat back in their chairs, and ordered
- further beer. Which shows that Tony had a knowledge of his business.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About them socialists,&rdquo; resumed Sop Henry, taking up the talk where it
- had broken off; &ldquo;Big Tom Foley tells me that they're gettin' something
- fierce. They cast more'n thirty thousand votes last Fall.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; broke in the Nailer, &ldquo;I can't understand about a socialist. He must
- be on the level at that; for one evenin', when they're holdin' a meetin'
- in the Bowery, a fleet of gons goes through a dozen of 'em, an', exceptin'
- for one who's an editor, and has pulled off a touch somewheres, there
- ain't street car fare in all their kecks. That shows there's nothin' in it
- for 'em. Th' editor has four bones on him&mdash;hardly enough for a round
- of drinks an' beef stews. Th' mob blows it in at Flynn's joint, down be
- th' corner.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'm like you, Nailer,&rdquo; agreed Sop Henry. &ldquo;Them socialists have certainly
- got me goin'. I can't get onto their coives at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lishten, then.&rdquo; This came from the Irish Wop, who was nothing if not
- political. &ldquo;Lishten to me. Yez can go to shleep on it, I know all about a
- socialist. There's ould Casey's son, Barney&mdash;ould Casey that med a
- killin' in ashphalt. Well, since his pah-pah got rich, young Casey's a
- socialist. On'y his name ain't Barney now, it's Berna-a-ard. There's
- slathers av thim sons av rich min turnin' socialists. They ain't strong
- enough to git a fall out av either av th' big pa-a-arties, so they rush
- off to th' socialists, where be payin' fer th' shpot light, they're
- allowed to break into th' picture. That's th' way wit' young Barney, ould
- Ashphalt Casey's son. Wan evenin' he dr-r-ives up to Lyon's wit' his
- pah-pah's broom, two bob-tailed horses that spint most av their time on
- their hind legs, an' th' Casey coat av arms on the broom dure, th' same
- bein' a shtick av dynamite rampant, wit' two shovels reversed on a field
- av p'tatoes. 'How ar-r-re ye?' he says. 'I want yez to jump in an' come
- wit' me to th' Crystal Palace. It's a socialist meet-in',' he says. 'Oh,
- it is?' says I; 'an' phwat's a socialist? Is it a game or a musical
- inshtrumint?' Wit' that he goes into p'ticulars. 'Well,' thinks I,
- 'there's th' ride, annyhow; an' I ain't had a carriage ride since
- Eat-'em-up-Jack packed in&mdash;saints rest him! So I goes out to th'
- broom; an' bechune th' restlessness av thim bob-tailed horses an' me not
- seein' a carriage fer so long, I nearly br-r-roke me two legs gettin' in.
- However, I wint. An' I sat on th' stage; an' I lishtened to th'
- wind-jammin'; an' not to go no further, a socialist is simply an anarchist
- who don't believe in bombs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- There arose laughter and loud congratulatory sounds about the door. Next,
- broadly smiling, utterly complacent, Big Mike Abrams walked in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse lobsters hear me handin' it to th' monkeys?&rdquo; he asked, and his
- manner was the manner of him who doubts not the endorsement of men. &ldquo;That
- chink, Low Foo, snakes two of me shirts. I sends him five, an' he on'y
- sends back three. So I caves in his block wit' a flatiron. You ought to
- pipe his joint! I leaves it lookin' like a poolroom that won't prodooce,
- after the wardman gets through.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' Low Foo?&rdquo; queried Tony, who had shirts of his own.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, a couple of monks carries him to his bunk out back. It'll take
- somethin' more'n a shell of hop to chase away his troubles!&rdquo; Mike
- refreshed himself with a glass of beer, which he called suds. &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he
- continued with much fervor, &ldquo;I wisht I could get a job punchin' monks at a
- dollar a monk!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike Abrams, <i>alias</i> Big Mike, was a pillar of Chinatown, and added
- distinctly to the life of that quarter. He was nearly six feet tall, with
- shoulders as square as the foretopsail yard of a brig. His nervous arms
- were long and slingy, his bony hands the size of hams. Neither the Dropper
- nor yet Big Myerson could swap blows with him, and his hug&mdash;if it
- came to rough-and-tumble&mdash;was comparable only to the hug of Mersher
- the Strong Arm, who had out-hugged a bear for the drinks.
- </p>
- <p>
- While he lived, Little Maxie greatly appreciated Big Mike. Little Maxie is
- dead now. He ranked in the eyes of Mulberry Street as the best tool that
- ever nailed a leather. To be allowed to join out with his mob was
- conclusive of one's cleverness as a gon. For Maxie would have no bunglers,
- no learners about him.
- </p>
- <p>
- And, yet, as he himself said, Big Mike's value
- </p>
- <p>
- Jay not in any deftness of fingers, but in his stout, unflinching heart,
- and a knock-down strength of fist like unto the blow of a maul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;As a stall he's worse'n a dead one,&rdquo; Maxie had said. &ldquo;No one ever put up
- a worse back. But let a sucker raise a roar, or some galoot of a country
- sheriff start something&mdash;that's where Mike comes on. You know last
- summer, when I'm followin' Ringling's show? Stagger, Beansey an' Mike's
- wit' me as bunchers. Over at Patterson we had a rumble. I got a rube's
- ticker, a red one. He made me; an' wit' that youse could hear th' yell he
- lets out of him in Newark. A dozen of them special bulls which Ringling
- has on his staff makes a grab at us. Youse should have lamped Mike! Th'
- way he laid out them circus dicks was like a tune of music. It's done in a
- flash, an' every last guy of us makes his get-away. Hock your socks, it's
- Mike for me every time! I'd sooner he filled in wit' a mob of mine than
- th' best dip that ever pinched a poke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike had been a fixed star in the Gangland firmament for years. He
- knew he could slug, he knew he could stay; and he made the most of these
- virtues. When not working with Little Maxie, he took short trips into the
- country with an occasional select band of yeggs, out to crack a P. O. or a
- jug. At such times, Mike was the out-side man&mdash;ever a post of
- responsibility. The out-side man watches while the others blow the box. In
- case things take to looking queer or leary, he is to pass the whistle of
- warning to his pals. Should an officer show unexpectedly up, he must stand
- him off at the muzzle of his gatt, and if crowded, shoot and shoot to
- kill. He is to stand fast by his partners, busy with wedges, fuse and soup
- inside, and under no circumstances to desert them. Mike was that one of
- ten thousand, who had the nerve and could be relied upon to do and be
- these several iron things. Wherefore, he lived not without honor in the
- land, and never was there a fleet of yeggs or a mob of gons, but received
- him into its midst with joy and open hearts.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike made a deal of money. Not that it stuck to hum; for he was born with
- his hands open and spent it as fast as he made it. Also, he drank deeply
- and freely, and moreover hit the pipe. Nor could he, in the latter
- particular, be called a pleasure smoker nor a Saturday nighter. Mike had
- the habit.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Mike ran an opium den at Coney Island, and again on the second
- floor of Number Twelve Pell. But the police&mdash;who had no sure way of
- gauging the profits of opium&mdash;demanded so much for the privilege that
- Mike was forced to close.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Them bulls wanted all I made an' more,&rdquo; complained Mike, recounting his
- wrongs to Beansey. &ldquo;I had a 50-pipe joint that time in Pell, an' from the
- size of the rake-off the captain's wardman asks, you'd have thought that
- every pipe's a roulette-wheel.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Couldn't you do nothin' wit' 'em?&rdquo; asked Bean-sey, sympathetically.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a t'ing. I shows 'em that number-one hop is $87.50 a can, an'
- yen-chee or seconds not less'n $32. Nothin' doin'! It's either come across
- wit' five hundred bones th' foist of every month, or quit.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike sighed over his fair prospects, blighted by the ignorant avarice of
- the police.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at was youse chargin' a smoke?&rdquo; inquired Beansey.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Two bits a shell. Of course, that's for yen-chee. I couldn't give 'em
- number-one for two bits. After all, w'at I cares most for is me cats&mdash;two
- long-haired Persians.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cats?&rdquo; repeated Beansey, suspiciously. &ldquo;W'at be youse handin' me?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Beansey by the way, knew nothing of opium.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;W'at am I handin' youse?&rdquo; said Mike. &ldquo;I'm handin' you th' goods. Cats get
- th' habit same as people. My cats would plant be some party who's cookin'
- a pill, an' sniff th' hop an' get as happy as anybody. Take 'em off the
- pipe, an' it's th' same as if they're Christians. Dogs, too. Let 'em once
- get th' habit, an' then take 'em away from a pipe joint, an' they has
- pains in their stummicks, an' twists an' yowls till you think they're
- goin' mad. When th' cops shut down on me, I has to give me cats to th'
- monk who's runnin' th' opium dump on th' top floor. Sure t'ing! They'd
- have croaked if I hadn't. They're on'y half happy, though; for while they
- gets their hop they misses me. Them toms an' me has had many a good
- smoke.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Folks often wondered at the intimacy between Mike and Little Maxie&mdash;not
- that it has anything to do with this story. Little Maxie&mdash;his name on
- the Central Office books was Maxie Fyne, <i>alias</i> Maxie English, <i>alias</i>
- Little Maxie, <i>alias</i> Sharapatheck&mdash;was the opposite of Big
- Mike. He was small; he was weak; he didn't drink; he didn't hit the pipe.
- Also, at all times, and in cold blood, he was a professional thief. His
- wife, whom he called &ldquo;My Kytie&rdquo;&mdash;for Little Maxie was from
- Houndsditch, and now and then his accent showed it&mdash;was as good a
- thief as he, but on a different lay. Her specialty was robbing women. She
- worked alone, as all good gon-molls do, and because of her sure
- excellencies was known as the Golden Hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Maxie and his Golden Hand, otherwise his Kytie&mdash;her name was
- Kate&mdash;had a clean little house near Washington Square on the south.
- They owned a piano and a telephone&mdash;the latter was purely defensive&mdash;and
- their two children went to school, and sat book to book with the children
- of honest men and women.
- </p>
- <p>
- The little quiet home, with its piano and defensive telephone, is gone
- now. Little Maxie died and his Golden Hand married again; for there's no
- false sentiment in Gangland. If a husband's dead he's dead, and there's
- nothing made by mourning. Likewise, what's most wanted in any husband is
- that he should be a live one.
- </p>
- <p>
- Little Maxie died in a rather curious way. Some say he was drowned by his
- pals, Big Mike among them. The story runs that there was a quarrel over
- splitting up a touch, and the mob charged Little Maxie with holding out.
- Be that as it may, the certainty is that Little Maxie and his mob, being
- in Peekskill, got exceeding drunk&mdash;all but Little Maxie&mdash;and
- went out in a boat. Being out, Little Maxie went overboard abruptly, and
- never came up. Neither did anybody go after him. The mob returned to town
- to weep&mdash;crocodile tears, some said&mdash;into their beer, as they
- told and re-told their loss, and in due time Little Maxie's body drifted
- ashore and was buried. That was the end. Had it been some trust-thief of a
- millionaire, there would have been an investigation. But Little Maxie was
- only a pick-pocket.
- </p>
- <p>
- Big Mike, like all strong characters, had his weakness. His weakness was
- punching Chinamen; fairly speaking, it grew to be his fad. It wasn't
- necessary that a Chinaman do anything; it was enough that he came within
- reach. Mike would knock him cold. In a single saunter through Pell Street,
- he had been known to leave as many as four senseless Chinamen behind him,
- fruits of his fist.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For,&rdquo; said Mike, in cheerful exposition of the motive which underlay that
- performance, &ldquo;I do so like to beat them monks about! I'd sooner slam one
- of 'em ag'inst th' wall than smoke th' pipe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One time and another Mike punched two-thirds of all the pig-tailed heads
- in Chinatown. Commonly he confined himself to punching, though once or
- twice he went a step beyond. Lee Dok he nearly brained with a stool. But
- Lee Dok had been insultingly slow in getting out of Mike's way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was proud of his name and place as the Terror of Chinatown. Whether
- he walked in Mott or Pell or Doyers Street, every Chinaman who saw him
- coming went inside and locked his door.
- </p>
- <p>
- Those who didn't see him and so go inside and dock their doors&mdash;and
- they were few&mdash;he promptly soaked. And if to see a Chinaman run was
- as incense to Mike's nose, to soak one became nothing less than a sweet
- morsel under his tongue. The wonder was that Mike didn't get shot or
- knifed, which miracle went not undiscussed at such centers as Tony's,
- Barney Flynn's, Jimmy Kelly's and the Chatham Club. But so it was; the
- pig-tailed population of Chinatown parted before Mike's rush like so much
- water.
- </p>
- <p>
- One only had been known to resist&mdash;Sassy Sam, who with a dwarf's body
- possessed a giant's soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sassy Sam was a hatchet-man of dread eminence, belonging to the Hip Sing
- Tong. Equipped of a Chinese sword, of singular yet murderous appearance,
- he chased Mike the length of Pell Street. Mike out-ran Sassy Sam, which
- was just as well. It took three shells of hop to calm Mike's perturbed
- spirit; for he confessed to a congenital horror of steel.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's straight,&rdquo; said Mike, as with shaking fingers he filled his
- peanut-oil lamp, and made ready to cook himself a pill, &ldquo;I never could
- stand for a chive. An' say&rdquo;&mdash;he shuddered&mdash;&ldquo;that monk has: one
- longer'n your arm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sassy Sam and his snickersnee, however, did not cure Mike of his weakness
- for punching the Mongolian head. Nothing short of death could have done
- that.
- </p>
- <p>
- Some six months prior to his caving in the skull of Low Foo, because of those
- shirts improperly missing, Mike did that which led to consequences.
- Prompted by an overplus of sweet, heady Chinese rum, or perhaps it was the
- heroic example of Sassy Sam, Ling Tchen, being surprised by Mike in Pell
- Street, did not&mdash;pig-tail flying&mdash;clatter inside and lock his
- door. More and worse, he faced Mike, faced him, coughed contumeliously and
- spat upon the cobbles. To merely soak Ling Tchen would have been no
- adequate retort&mdash;Ling Tchen who thus studied to shame him. Wherefore
- Mike killed him with a clasp knife, and even went so far as to cut off the
- dead Tchen's head. The law might have taken notice of this killing, but
- some forethoughtful friend had had wit enough to tuck a gun beneath the
- dead Tchen's blouse, and thus it became at once and obviously a case of
- self-defence.
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a loose screw in the killing of Ling Tchen. The loose screw
- dwelt not in the manner of that killing, which had been not only thorough
- but artistic. Indeed, cutting off Ling Tchen's head as a finale was
- nothing short of a stroke of genius. The loose screw was that Ling Tchen
- belonged to the Hip Sing Tong; and the Hip Sing Tongs lived in Pell
- Street, where Mike himself abode. To be sure, since Ling Tchen did the
- provoking, Mike had had no choice. Still, it might have come off better
- had Ling Tchen been an On Leon Tong. An On Leon Tong belongs in Mott
- Street and doesn't dare poke his wheat-hued nose into Pell Street, where
- the Four Brothers and the Hip Sing Tongs are at home.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike's room was in the rear, on the second floor of Number Twelve. It
- pleased and soothed him, he said, as he smoked a pill, to hear the muffled
- revelry below in Tony's. He had just come from his room upon that shirt
- occasion which resulted so disastrously for Low Fee.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike was among friends in Tony's. Having told in full how he did up Low
- Foo, and smashed that shirt thief's laundry, Mike drank two glasses of
- beer, and said that he thought now he'd go upstairs and have a smoke.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There must be somethin' in lickin' a chink,&rdquo; expounded Mike, &ldquo;that makes
- a guy hanker for th' hop.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's early yet; better stick 'round,&rdquo; urged Tony, politely. &ldquo;There is
- some high-rollers from Newport up here on a yacht, an' crazy to see
- Chinatown in th' summer when th' blankets is off. Th' dicks w'at's got 'em
- in tow, gives me th' tip that they'll come lungin' in here about ten.
- They're over in Mott Street now, takin' a peek at the joss house an'
- drinkin' tea in the Port Arthur.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't want to meet 'em,&rdquo; declared Mike. &ldquo;Them stiffs makes me sick. If
- youse'd promise to lock th' doors, Tony, an' put 'em all in th' air for
- what they've got on 'em, I might stay.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That'd be a wise play, I don't think,&rdquo; remarked the Dropper, who had just
- come in. &ldquo;Tony'd last about as long as a dollar pointin' stuss. Puttin' a
- chink on th' bum is easy, an' a guy can get away wit' it; but lay a finger
- on a Fift' Avenoo Willie-boy, or look cockeyed at a spark-fawney on th'
- finger of one of them dames, an' a judge'll fall over himself to hand
- youse twenty years.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Right youse be, Dropper!&rdquo; said the sophistcated Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- Mike climbed the creaking stairway to his room.
- </p>
- <p>
- Below, in Tony's, the beer, the gossip, the music, the singing and the
- dancing went on. Pretty Agnes sang a new song, and was applauded. That is,
- she was applauded by all save Mollie Squint, who uplifted her nose and
- said that &ldquo;it wasn't so much.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Mollie Squint was invited to sing, but refused.
- </p>
- <p>
- About ten o'clock came the Newport contingent, fresh from quaffing tea and
- burning joss sticks. They were led by a she-captain of the Four Hundred,
- who shall go here as Mrs. Vee. Mrs. Vee, young, pretty, be-jeweled, was in
- top spirits. For she had just been divorced from her husband, and they put
- brandy into the Port Arthur tea if you tell them to.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony did the honors for Number Twelve. He and Mrs. Vee, surrounded by a
- fluttering flock of purple doves, all from aristocratic cotes, became as
- thick as thieves. The Dropper, who was not wanting in good looks and could
- spiel like a dancing master, went twice around the room with Mrs. Vee&mdash;just
- for a lark, you know&mdash;to a tune scraped from Tony's fiddles and
- thumped from that publican's piano. After which, Mrs. Vee and her flutter
- of followers, Willieboys and all, went their purple way.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony, with never flagging courtesy, escorted them to the door. What he
- beheld filled his somewhat sluggish soul with wonder. Pell Street was
- thronged with Chinamen. They were sitting or standing, all silent, faces
- void of meaning. The situation, too, was strange in this. A Chinaman could
- have told you that they were all of the Hip Sing Tong, and not a Four
- Brothers among them. He wouldn't of course, for a Chinaman tells a white
- devil nothing. Pell, by the way, was as much the home street of the Four
- Brothers as of the Hip Sing Tong.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony expressed his astonishment at the pigtailed press which thronged the
- thoroughfare.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This is how it is,&rdquo; vouchsafed the explanatory Tony to Mrs. Vee and her
- purple fluttering doves. &ldquo;Big Mike's just after standin' Low Foo's
- wash-shop on its nut, an' these monks are sizin' up th' wreck. When
- anything happens to a monk his tong makes good, see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony might not have said this had he recalled that Low Foo was a Four
- Brothers, and understood that no one not a Hip Sing Tong was in the crowd.
- Tony, however, recalled nothing, understood nothing; for he couldn't tell
- one Chinaman from another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How interesting!&rdquo; cooed Mrs. Vee, in response to Tony's elucidation; and
- with that her flock of purple doves, in fluttering agreement, cooed, &ldquo;How
- interesting!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did youse lamp th' ice on them dames?&rdquo; asked Sop Henry, when the slumming
- Mrs. Vee and her suite were out of ear-shot.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sop had an eye for diamonds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That bunch ain't got a thing but money!&rdquo; observed the Wop, his eyes
- glittering enviously. &ldquo;I wisht I had half their cush.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Money ain't th' whole box of tricks.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This deep declaration emanated from old Jimmy. Old Jimmy's home was a rear
- room on Second Street near the Bowery, which overlooked a graveyard hidden
- in the heart of the block. There, when not restoring himself at Tony's or
- Sirocco's or Lyon's, old Jimmy smoked a vile tobacco known as Sailors'
- Choice, in a vile clay pipe as black as sin, and meditated. Having nothing
- to do but think, he evolved in time into a philosopher, and it became his
- habit to unload chunks of wisdom on whomsoever seemed to stand in need.
- Also, since he was warlike and carried a knife, and because anyone in hard
- luck could touch him for a dollar, he was listened to politely in what
- society he favored with his countenance.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Money ain't th' whole box of tricks,&rdquo; old Jimmy repeated, severely,
- wagging a grizzled head at the Wop, &ldquo;an' only you're Irish an' ignorant
- you wouldn't have to be told so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy, you're nutty,&rdquo; returned the Wop. &ldquo;Never mind me bein' nutty,&rdquo;
- retorted old Jimmy, dogmatically. &ldquo;I know all about th' rich.&rdquo; Then, in
- forgetfulness of his pension and the liberal source of it, he continued:
- &ldquo;A rich man is so much like a fat hog that he's seldom any good until he's
- dead.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy called for beer; wisdom is always dry. &ldquo;Say?&rdquo; observed the
- Dropper, airily, &ldquo;do youse guys know that I'm thinkin' I'll just about cop
- off some dame with millions of dough, an' marry her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Would she have youse?&rdquo; inquired Mollie Squint, with the flicker of a
- sneer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's easy money,&rdquo; returned the Dropper; &ldquo;all I has to do is put out me
- sign, see? Them rich frails would fall for me in a hully second.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You crooks can't think of a thing but money,&rdquo; snorted old Jimmy. &ldquo;Marry a
- rich dame! A guy might as well get a job as valet or butler or footman
- somewhere an' let it go at that. Do you mutts know what love is? Th' one
- married chance of happiness is love. An' to love, folks must be poor. Then
- they have to depend upon each other; and it's only when people depend upon
- each other they love each other.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jimmy,&rdquo; quoth the Dropper, with mock sadness. &ldquo;I can see your finish.
- You'll land in Bloomingdale, playin' wit' a string of spools.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did you ever,&rdquo; demanded old Jimmy, disregarding the irreverent Dropper,
- &ldquo;see some strapping young party, up against the skyline on an iron
- building, workin' away wit' one of them rivetin' guns? Well, somewhere
- between th' two rivers there's a girl he's married to, who's doin' a
- two-step 'round a cook stove, fryin' steak an' onions for him, an' keepin'
- an eye out that their kids don't do a high dive off th' fire-escape. Them
- two people are th' happiest in th' world. Such boneheads as you can't
- appreciate it, but they are. Give 'em a million dollars an' you'll spoil
- it. They'd get a divorce; you'd put that household on th' toboggan. If
- this Mister Vee, now, had been poor an' drove a truck instead of bein'
- rich an' drivin' a 6-horse coach, an' if Mrs. Vee had been poor an' done a
- catch-as-catch-can with th' family washtub instead of havin' money to burn
- an' hirein' a laundress, she'd never have bucked th' divorce game, but
- lived happy ever after.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Jimmy,&rdquo; interposed Tony, &ldquo;I've seen poor folks scrap.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure,&rdquo; assented Jimmy; &ldquo;all married folks scrap&mdash;a little. But
- them's only love spats, when they're poor. Th' wife begins 'em. She thinks
- she'll just about try hubby out, an' see can he go some. Th' only risk is
- him bein' weak enough to let her win. She don't want to win; victory would
- only embarrass her. What she's after is a protector; an' if hubby lets her
- put him on th' floor for th' count, she don't know where she's at. She's
- dead sure she's no good; an' if he's a quitter she's left all in th' air.
- Havin' floored him, she thinks to herself, 'This thing protect me? Why, I
- can lick him myself!' After that, hubby might better keep close tabs on
- little Bright-eyes, or some mornin' he'll call the family roll an' she
- won't answer. Take a boy an' a girl, both young, both square, both poor&mdash;so
- they'll need each ether&mdash;an', so he's got her shaded a little should
- it come to th' gloves, two bugs in a rug won't have nothin' on them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy up-ended his glass, as one who had settled grave matters, while
- the Dropper and the Wop shook contemplative heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' yet,&rdquo; said the Wop, after a pause, &ldquo;goin' back to them rich babies
- who was here, I still say I wisht I had their bundle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's four for one,&rdquo; returned old Jimmy, his philosophy again forging to
- the fore&mdash;&ldquo;it's four for one, Wop, you'd have a dead bad time. What
- street shows th' most empty houses? Ain't it Fift' Ave-noo? Why be they
- empty? Because the ginks who lived in 'em didn't have a good time in 'em.
- If they had they'd have stuck. A guy don't go places, he leaves places. He
- don't go to Europe, he leaves New York.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Old Jimmy turned to Tony.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fill up th' crockery. I'm talkin' 'way over th' heads of these bums.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ain't he a wonder?&rdquo; whispered Pretty Agnes to the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should say as much,&rdquo; responded the admiring Nailer. &ldquo;He ought to be
- sellin' gold bricks. He's talked th' Dropper an' th' Wop into a hard
- knot.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper was not to be quelled, and insisted that Jimmy was conversing
- through his sou'wester.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't think so,&rdquo; broke in Jew Yetta; &ldquo;I strings wit' Jimmy. Take a
- tumble to yourself, Dropper. If you was to marry one of them money dames,
- you'd have to go into high society. An' then what? W'y, you'd look like a
- pig on a front porch.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't youse bet on it,&rdquo; declared the Dropper loftily. &ldquo;There's nothin' in
- that high society stuff. A smart guy like me could learn his way t'rough
- in a week.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Could he?&rdquo; said the Nailer, and his tones were tones of derision.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That's w'at I says!&rdquo; replied the Dropper. Then, heatedly: &ldquo;W'y, do you
- geeks think I've never been north of Fourteenth Street? Youse make me
- tired, Nailer. While you was up-th'-river, for toinin' off that loft in
- Chambers Street, don't I go to a shindy at th' Demmycrat Club in honor of
- Sen'tor Depew? There was loidies there&mdash;th' real thing, too. An'
- wasn't I another time at th' Charlie Murphy dinner? Talk of high society!&mdash;if
- that ain't high society, what is?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Having squelched the Nailer, the Dropper proceeded more moderately.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I remember th' scare that's t'run into me at the Depew racket. I've been
- put up ag'inst some hot propositions, but if ever I'm faded it's then
- when, for th' foist time, I lamps a full-blown dame in evenin' dress. On
- th' dead, I felt like yellin' 'Police!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Phwat was it scared yez, Dropper?&rdquo; asked the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It ain't that I'm so scared as rattled. There's too much free-board to
- them evenin' dresses.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' the Charlie Murphy banquet,&rdquo; said Pretty Agnes, wistfully. &ldquo;Didn't
- yez get cold feet?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Naw, I don't git cold feet. I admits I falls down, I don't try to
- sidestep that; but it wasn't my fault. Do it over again, an' I'd go
- t'rough wit' bells on.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did youse fall down?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's be accident; I takes th' wrong steer, that's all. I makes it a
- point, knowin' I'm none too wise, to plant meself when we pulls up to the
- feed opposite to a gilded old bunk, who looked like ready money. 'Do as he
- does, Dropper' I says to meself, 'an' you're winner in a walk!' So, when
- he plays a fork, I plays a fork; if he boards a chive, I boards a chive;
- from soup to birds I'm steerin' be his wake. Then all of a sudden I cops a
- shock. We've just made some roast squabs look like five cents worth of
- lard in a paper bag, an' slopped out a bunch of fizz to wash 'em down,
- when what does that old Rube do but up an' sink his hooks in a bowl of
- water. Honest, I like to 've fell in a fit! There I'd been feelin' as
- cunning as a pet fox, an' me on a dead one from th' jump!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did any of them smart Alecks give youse th' laugh?&rdquo; asked the Nailer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Give me th' laugh,&rdquo; repeated the Dropper, disgustedly. &ldquo;I'd have smashed
- whoever did in th' eye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- While beer and conversation were flowing in Number Twelve, a sophisticated
- eye would have noted divers outside matters which might or might not have
- had a meaning. On the heels of Big Mike's laundry deeds of desolation and
- destruction at Low Foo's, not a Chinaman was visible in Pell Street. It
- was the same when Mike came out of Tony's and climbed the stairs to his
- room. Mike safely retired from the field, a handful of Four Brothers&mdash;all
- of them Lows and of the immediate clan of Low Foo&mdash;showed up, and
- took a slanteyed squint at what ruin had been wrought. They spoke not
- above a murmur, but as nearly as a white devil might gather a meaning,
- they were of the view that no monsoon could have more thoroughly
- scrap-heaped the belongings of Low Foo.
- </p>
- <p>
- Other Chinamen began to gather, scores upon scores. These were Hip Sing
- Tongs, and they paid not the slightest heed to Low Foo's laundry, or what
- was left of it. What Four Brothers were abroad did not mingle with the Hip
- Sing Tongs, although the two tribes lived in friendship. The Four Brothers
- quietly withdrew, each to his own den, and left the Hip Sing Tongs in
- possession of the street.
- </p>
- <p>
- Being in possession, the Hip Sing Tongs did nothing beyond roost on the
- curb, or squat in doorways, or stand idly about. Now and then one smoked a
- cigarette.
- </p>
- <p>
- About 11.20 o'clock, a Chinaman entered Pell Street from the Bowery. Every
- one of the Hip Sing Tongs looked at him; none of them spoke to him. Only,
- a place was made for him in the darkness of the darkest doorway. Had some
- brisk Central Office intelligence been there and consulted its watch, it
- might have occurred to such intelligence that had the newcomer arrived
- from Philadelphia over the B. &amp; O. by latest train, he&mdash;assuming
- him to have taken the ferry with proper dispatch&mdash;would have come
- poking into Pell Street at precisely that hour.
- </p>
- <p>
- Trinity struck midnight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The bells sounded dim and far away. It was as though it were the ghost of
- some dead midnight being struck. At the sound, and as if he heard in it a
- signal, the mysterious Chinaman came out of the double darkness of the
- doorway in which he had been waiting, and crossed to the stairway that led
- up to the room of Mike. Not a whisper came from the waiting Hip Sing
- Tongs, who watched him with that blend of apathy and eagerness observable
- only in the Oriental. No one went with the mysterious Chinaman. Nor did
- the stairs creak&mdash;as with Big Mike&mdash;beneath his velvet shoes.
- </p>
- <p>
- Five minutes passed.
- </p>
- <p>
- The mysterious one emerged from Mike's stairway as silently as he had
- entered it. He tossed a claw-like hand palm outward, toward the waiting,
- watching Hip Sing Tongs, and then went slippering towards the Bowery. Had
- that brisk Central Office intelligence been there to see, it might have
- reflected, recalling a time table, that by taking the Cortlandt Street
- ferry, the mysterious one would be in time for the 12.30 train to
- Philadelphia over the Pennsylvania.
- </p>
- <p>
- Before the mysterious one had reached the Bowery, those scores of waiting,
- watching Hip Sing Tongs had vanished, and Pell Street was as empty as the
- promise of a politician.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now,&rdquo; whispered Ching Lee to Sam Kum, who kept the chop suey shop, as
- they turned to go&mdash;&ldquo;now he meet Ling Tchen, mebby so!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- One o'clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony began to think about locking his front door. This, out of respect for
- the law. Not that beer and revelry were to cease in Number Twelve, but
- because such was Tony's understanding with the precinct skipper. Some
- reformer might come snooping else, and lodge complaint against that
- skipper with the Commissioner of Police.
- </p>
- <p>
- Just as Tony, on bidding &ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; to Mrs. Vee and her purple fluttering
- flock, had been impressed by the crowded condition of Pell Street, so now,
- when he made ready to lock up, was he impressed by that causeway's
- profound emptiness.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say,&rdquo; he cried to his guests in the rear, &ldquo;you stews come here! This is
- funny; there ain't a chink in sight!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;D'youse think th' bulls are gettin' ready for a raid?&rdquo; asked Sop Henry.
- Sop, with the Nailer and the Wop, had joined Tony in the door. &ldquo;Perhaps
- there's somethin' doin' over at th' Elizabeth Street station, an' the
- wardman's passed th' monks th' tip.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nothin' in that,&rdquo; responded Tony, confidently. &ldquo;Wouldn't I be put wise,
- too?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Marvelling much, Tony fastened his door, and joined old Jimmy, Pretty
- Agnes and the others in the rear room. When he got there, he found old
- Jimmy sniffing with suspicious nose, and swearing he smelled gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;One of your pipes is leakin', Tony,&rdquo; said Jimmy, &ldquo;leakin' for fair, too,
- or I'm a Dago!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony, in refutation, called attention to a patent truth. He used electric
- light, not gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But they use gas upstairs,&rdquo; he added. Then, half-anxiously; &ldquo;It can't be
- some hop-head has blown out the gas?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The thought was enough to start the Dropper, ever full of enterprise.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Let's have a look,&rdquo; said he. &ldquo;Nailer you an' th' Wop come wit' me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Tony again opened the front door, and the Dropper, followed by the Wop and
- the Nailer, filed into the stairway that led to the floor above. They made
- noise enough, blundering and stumbling in the sudden hurry of spirit which
- had gripped them. As they reached the landing near Mike's door, the odor
- of gas was even more pronounced than in Tony's rear room.
- </p>
- <p>
- The hall was blind black with the thick darkness that filled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How about this?&rdquo; queried the Dropper. &ldquo;I thought a gas jet was always
- boinin' in th' hall.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper, growing fearful, hung back. With that, the Wop pushed forward
- and took the lead. Only for a moment. Giving a cry, he sprang back with
- such sudden force that he sent the Dropper headlong down the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Virgin save us!&rdquo; exclaimed the Wop, &ldquo;but I touched somethin' soft!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' row?&rdquo; demanded Tony, coming to the foot of the stairs.
- </p>
- <p>
- At the Dropper's request, Tony brought a candle, used by him in excursions
- to those crypts wherein he kept his whiskey.
- </p>
- <p>
- In a moment all was plain. That something soft which had so told upon the
- Wop was a rubber tube. There was a gas jet in the hall. One end of the
- rubber tube had been fastened over the gas jet, and the other stuffed into
- the keyhole of Mike's door. Trap arranged, the gas had been set flowing
- full blast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what do youse think of that?&rdquo; exclaimed Tony, who understood at a
- glance.
- </p>
- <p>
- With one swift move, Tony turned off the gas and tore away the rubber
- tube. There was no talk of keys. He placed his powerful shoulder against
- the door, and sent it crashing. The out-rush of gas drove them, choking
- and gasping, into the open air.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Take it from me,&rdquo; said the Dropper, as soon as he could get his breath,
- &ldquo;they've croaked Mike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the window,&rdquo; urged the Nailer; &ldquo;mebbe Mike has the window open!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not a chance!&rdquo; retorted the Dropper. &ldquo;No one has his window up while he
- hits th' pipe. They don't jibe, fresh air an' dope.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Dropper was right. Big Mike, stark and still and yellow, lay dead in
- his bed&mdash;the last place his friends would have anticipated&mdash;poisoned
- by gas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Better notify th' cops,&rdquo; advised Jimmy, the practical.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who did it?&rdquo; sobbed Pretty Agnes. &ldquo;Mike never handed it to himself.&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who did it?&rdquo; repeated the Dropper, bitterly. &ldquo;Th' chinks did it. It's for
- Low Foo's laundry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You're down wrong, Dropper,&rdquo; said old Jimmy. &ldquo;It's that Ling Tchen trick.
- I knew them Hip Sings would get Mike.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- XII.&mdash;THE GOING OF BIFF ELLISON
- </h2>
- <p class="pfirst">
- <span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 4.00em">T</span>he jury returned a
- verdict of guilty. Thereupon the judge, fixing Ellison with hard and
- thoughtful eye, gave him &ldquo;from eight to twenty years.&rdquo; When a man gets
- &ldquo;from eight to twenty years&rdquo; he is worth writing about. He would be worth
- writing about, even though it had been for such crimes of the commonplace
- as poke-getting at a ferry or sticking up a drunken sailor. And Ellison
- was found guilty of manslaughter.
- </p>
- <p>
- Razor Riley would have been sentenced along with Ellison, only he had
- conveniently died. When the Gophers gather themselves together, they give
- various versions of Razor Riley's taking off. Some say he perished of
- pneumonia. Others lay it to a bullet in his careless mouth. In any case,
- he was dead, and therefore couldn't, in the nature of things, accompany
- Ellison to Sing Sing.
- </p>
- <p>
- Razor was a little one-hundred-and-ten-pound man, with weak muscles and a
- heart of fire. He had, razorwise, cut and slashed his way into much
- favorable mention, when that pneumonia or bullet&mdash;whichever it was&mdash;stopped
- short his career.
- </p>
- <p>
- While the width of the city apart, he and Ellison were ever friends. They
- drank together, fought together, and held their foes as they held their
- money, in common.
- </p>
- <p>
- When the jury said &ldquo;Guilty,&rdquo; it filled Ellison with resentful amazement.
- His angry wonder grew as the judge coldly mentioned that &ldquo;from eight
- to-twenty years.&rdquo; He couldn't understand! The politicians had promised to
- save him. It was only upon such assurance that he had concluded to return.
- Safe in Baltimore, he could have safely continued in Baltimore. Lured by
- false lights, misled by spurious promises, he had come back to get &ldquo;from
- eight to twenty years!&rdquo; Cray and Savage rounded him up. All his life a
- cop-fighter, he would have given those Central Office stars a battle, had
- he realized what was in store for him and how like a rope of sand were the
- promises of politicians!
- </p>
- <p>
- My own introduction to Ellison and Razor Riley was in the Jefferson Market
- court. That was several years ago. The day was the eighteenth of March,
- and Magistrate Corrigan had invited me to a seat on the bench. Ellison and
- Razor were arraigned for disorderly conduct. They had pushed in the door
- of a Sixth Avenue bird and animal store, kept by an agitated Italian, and
- in the language of the officer who made the collar, &ldquo;didn't do a thing to
- it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They are guilty, your honor,&rdquo; said their lawyer, manner deprecatory and
- full of conciliation, with a view to softening the magisterial heart&mdash;&ldquo;they
- are guilty. And yet there is this in their defense. They had been
- celebrating Saint Patrick's Day, over-celebrating it, perhaps, your honor,
- and they didn't know what they were about. That's the mere truth, your
- honor. Befuddled by too much and too fervently celebrating the glorious
- day, they really didn't know what they were about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The lawyer waved a virtuous hand, as one who submitted affairs to the
- mercy of an enlightened court.
- </p>
- <p>
- Magistrate Corrigan was about to impose sentence, when the agitated
- Italian broke forth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't I get-a my chance, judge?&rdquo; he called out. &ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; returned
- Magistrate Corrigan, &ldquo;what is it you want to say?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Judge, that-a guy&rdquo;&mdash;pointing the finger of rebuttal at the lawyer&mdash;&ldquo;he
- say theese mans don't know what-a they do. One lie! They know what-a they
- do all right. I show you, judge. They smash-a th' canaries, they knock-a
- th' blocks off-a th' monks, they tear-a th' tails out of th' macaws, but&rdquo;&mdash;here
- his voice rose to a screech&mdash;&ldquo;they nevair touch-a th' bear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Magistrate Corrigan glanced at the policeman. The latter explained that,
- while Ellison and Razor had spread wreck and havoc among the monkeys and
- macaws, they had avoided even a remotest entanglement with a huge cinnamon
- bear, chained in the center of the room. They had prudently plowed 'round
- the bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Twenty-five and costs!&rdquo; said Magistrate Corrigan, a smile touching the
- corners of his mouth. Then, raising a repressive palm towards the lawyer,
- who betrayed symptoms of further oratory: &ldquo;Not a word. Your people get off
- very lightly. Upon the point you urge that these men didn't know what they
- were about, the testimony of our Italian friend is highly convincing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- When a gentleman goes to Sing Sing for longer than five years, it is
- Gangland good manners to speak of him in the past tense. Thus, then, shall
- I speak of Ellison. His name, properly laid down, was James Ellison. As,
- iron on wrists, a deputy at his elbow, he stepped aboard the train, he
- gave his age as thirty-nine.
- </p>
- <p>
- His monaker of Biff came to him in the most natural way in the world.
- Gangland is ever ready to bestow a title. Therefore, when a recalcitrant
- customer of Fat Flynn's, having quaffed that publican's beer and then
- refused to pay for it, was floored as flat as a flounder by a round blow
- from Ellison's fist, Gangland, commemorating the event, renamed him Biff.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was in his angular, awkward twenties when he made his initial
- appearance along the Bowery. He came from Maryland, no one knew why and a
- youthful greenness would have got him laughed at, had it not been for a
- look in his eye which suggested that while he might be green he might be
- game.
- </p>
- <p>
- Having little education and no trade Ellison met existence by hiring out
- as bar-keeper to Fat Flynn, who kept a grog shop of singular vileness at
- 34 Bond. Its beer glasses were vulgarly large, its frequenters of the
- rough-neck school. But it was either work in Flynn's or carry a hod, and
- Ellison, who was not fanatically fond of hard labor, and preferred to seek
- his bread along lines of least resistance, instantly and instinctively
- resolved on the side of Flynn's.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland is much more given to boxing gloves than books, and the
- conversation at Flynn's, as it drifted across the bar to Ellison&mdash;busy
- drawing beer&mdash;was more calculated to help his hands than help his
- head. Now and then, to be sure, there would come one who, like Slimmy, had
- acquired a stir education, that is, a knowledge of books such as may be
- picked up in prison; but for the most those whom Ellison met, in the
- frothy course of business, were not the ones to feed his higher nature or
- elevate his soul. It was a society where the strong man was the best man,
- and only fist-right prevailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was young, husky, with length of reach and plenty of hitting
- power, and, as the interests of Flynn demanded, he bowed to his
- environment and beat up many a man. There were those abroad in Bond Street
- whom he could not have conquered. But, commonly sober and possessed
- besides of inborn gifts as a matchmaker, he had no trouble in avoiding
- these. The folks whom he hooked up with were of the <i>genus</i> cinch, <i>species</i>
- pushover, and proceeding carefully he built up in time a standing for
- valor throughout all the broad regions lying between Fourteenth Street and
- City Hall Park.
- </p>
- <p>
- Let it be said that Ellison had courage. It was his prudence which taught
- him to hold aloof from the tough ones. Now and then, when a tough one did
- insist on war, Ellison never failed to bear himself with spirit. Only he
- preferred to win easily, with little exertion and no injury to his nose
- and eyes. For Ellison, proud of his appearance, was by Gangland's crude
- standards the glass of fashion and the mould of form, and flourished the
- idol of the ladies. Also, a swollen nose or a discolored eye is of no
- avail in winning hearts.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every dispenser of beer is by way of being a power in politics. Some soar
- higher, some with weaker wing&mdash;that is a question of genius. One
- sells beer and makes himself chief of Tammany Hall. Another rises on the
- tides of beer to a district leadership. Still others&mdash;and it is here
- that Ellison comes in&mdash;find their lower beery level as Tammany's
- shoulder-hitting aides.
- </p>
- <p>
- In the last rôle, Ellison was of value to Tammany Hall. Wherefore,
- whenever he fell into the fingers of the police&mdash;generally for
- assault&mdash;the machine cast over him the pinion of its prompt
- protection. As the strong-arm pet of the organization, he punched and
- slugged, knocked down and dragged out, and did all these in safety. Some
- soft-whispering politician was sure to show a magistrate&mdash;all ears&mdash;that
- the equities were on the side of Ellison, and what black eyes or broken
- noses had been distributed went where they truly belonged and would do the
- most Tammany good.
- </p>
- <p>
- In his double role of beer dispenser and underthug of politics, Ellison
- stood high in Gangland opinion. From Flynn's in Bond Street he went to
- Pickerelle's in Chrystie Street. Then he became the presiding influence at
- a dive of more than usual disrepute kept by one Landt, which had flung
- open its dingy doors in Forsyth Street near Houston.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison' took an impressive upward step at this time. That is, he nearly
- killed a policeman. Nicely timing matters so that the officer was looking
- the other way, he broke a bottle over the blue-coat's head. The blue-coat
- fell senseless to the floor. Once down and helpless, Ellison hoofed him
- after the rules of Gangland, which teach that only fools are fair, until
- the hoofed one was a pick-up for an ambulance.
- </p>
- <p>
- The officer spent two weeks in a hospital cot, Ellison two hours in a
- station house cell. The politicians closed the officer's mouth, and opened
- Ellison's cell. The officer got well after a while, and he and Ellison
- grew to be good friends. The politicians said that there was nothing in it
- for either the officer or Ellison to remain at loggerheads. No man may
- write himself &ldquo;politician&rdquo; who does not combine the strength to prosecute
- a war, with the wisdom to conclude a peace. Hence, at the command of the
- politicians, Ellison and the smitten officer struck hands, and pooled
- their differences.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison, smooth-faced, high-featured, well-dressed, a Gangland cavalier,
- never married. Or if he did he failed to mention it. He was not a
- moll-buzzer; no one could accuse him of taking money from a woman. He
- lived by the ballot and the bung-starter. In addition once a year he gave
- a racket, tinder the auspices of what he called the &ldquo;Biff Ellison
- Association,&rdquo; and as his fame increased his profits from a single racket
- were known to reach $2,000.
- </p>
- <p>
- At one time Ellison challenged fortune as part proprietor of Paresis Hall,
- which sink of sin, as though for contrast, had been established within the
- very shadow of Cooper Union. Terminating his connection with Paresis Hall,
- he lived a life of leisure between Chick Tricker's Park Row &ldquo;store&rdquo; and
- Nigger Mike's at Number Twelve Pell.
- </p>
- <p>
- Occasionally he so far unbuckled as to escort some lady to or from
- Sharkey's in Fourteenth Street. Not as a lobbygow; not for any ill-odored
- fee of fifty cents. But as a gentleman might, and out of sheer politeness.
- The law, as enforced from Mulberry Street, was prone to take a narrow view
- of ladies who roamed alone the midnight streets. The gallant Ellison was
- pleasantly willing to save night-bound dames of his acquaintance from this
- annoyance. That was all.
- </p>
- <p>
- Who has not heard of the celebrated Paul Kelly? Once upon a time, a good
- woman reading a newspaper saw reference to Paul Kelly in some interesting
- connection. She began to burn with curiosity; she wanted to meet Paul
- Kelly, and said so to her husband. Since her husband had been brought up
- to obey her in all things, he made no objection.
- </p>
- <p>
- Guided by a pathfinder from the Central Office, the gentleman went forth
- to find Paul Kelly, his wife on his arm. They entered Lyon's restaurant in
- the Bowery; the place was crowded. Room was made for them at a table by
- squeezing in three chairs. The lady looked about her. Across, stale and
- fat and gone to seed, sat an ex-eminent of the prize ring. At his elbow
- was a stocky person, with a visage full of wormwood and a chrysanthemum
- ear. He of the ear was given to misguided volubilities, more apt to
- startle than delight.
- </p>
- <p>
- The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly looked at the champion gone to
- sulky seed, listened to the misguided conversationist with the
- chrysanthemum ear, and wished she hadn't come. She might have been driven
- from the field, had it not been for a small, dark personage, with black
- eyes and sallow cheeks, who sat next her on the left. His voice was low
- and not alarming; his manner bland but final. And he took quiet and
- quieting charge of the other two.
- </p>
- <p>
- The dark, sallow little man led those two others in the wordy way they
- should go. When the talk of him of the unsatisfactory ear approached the
- Elizabethan so closely as to inspire terror, he put him softly yet
- sufficiently back in his hole. Also, when not thus employed, in holding
- down the conversational lid, he talked French to one man, Italian to
- another, English to all. Purringly polite, Chesterfield might have studied
- him with advantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- The woman who wanted to see Paul Kelly was so taken with the little dark
- man's easy mastery of the situation, that she forgot the object of the
- expedition. When she was again in the street, and had drawn a deep, clear
- breath or two of long relief, she expressed astonishment that one
- possessed of so much grace and fineness, so full of cultured elegancies,
- should be discovered in such coarse surroundings.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Surely, he doesn't belong there,&rdquo; she said. &ldquo;Who is he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who is he?&rdquo; repeated the Central Office delegate in a discouraged tone.
- &ldquo;I thought your hubby wised you up. That's Paul Kelly.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Paul Kelly owned the New Brighton in Great Jones Street. One evening, as
- the orchestra was tuning its fiddles for the final <i>valse</i>, a sudden
- but exhaustive bombardment then and there broke loose. In the hot midst of
- it, some cool hand turned off the lights. They were never again turned on.
- The guests departed through window and by way of door, and did not come
- back. It was the end of the New Brighton.
- </p>
- <p>
- Gangland, which can talk betimes, can also keep a secret. Coax, cozen,
- cross-question as you will, you cannot worm from it the secret of that New
- Brighton bombardment. Ask, and every one is silent. There is a silence
- which is empty, there is a silence which is full. Those who will not tell
- why the New Brighton was shot up that night are silent with the silence
- which is full.
- </p>
- <p>
- As usual, the Central Office is not without its theories. The Central
- Office is often without the criminal, but never without the explanation.
- One Mulberry Street whisper declared that it was a war over a woman,
- without saying which woman. Another whisper insisted that money lay at the
- roots of the business, without saying what money. Still another ran to the
- effect that it was one of those hit-or-miss mix-ups, in their sort
- extemporaneous, in their up-come inexplicable, the distinguishing mark of
- which is an utter lack of either rhyme or reason.
- </p>
- <p>
- One officer with whom I talked pointed to Ellison and Harrington as the
- principals. Paul Kelly, he said, was drawn into it as incident to his
- proprietorship of the New Brighton, while the redoubtable Razor became
- part of the picture only through his friendship for Ellison. Another
- officer, contradicting, argued that there had been a feud of long standing
- between Razor and Paul Kelly; that Ellison was there in Razor's behalf,
- and Harrington got killed because he butted in. Both officers agreed that
- the rumpus had nothing to do with Eat-'em-up-Jack's run in with Chick
- Tricker, then sundry months astern, or the later lead-pipe wiping out of
- Jack.
- </p>
- <p>
- The story of the taking off of Eat-'em-up-Jack has already been told. The
- New Brighton missed Jack. He whom Paul Kelly brought to fill his place no
- more than just rattled about in it. The new sheriff did not possess Jack's
- nice knowledge of dance hall etiquette, and his blackjack lacked decision.
- Some even think that had Jack been there that night, what follows might
- never have occurred at all. As said one who held this view:
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If Eat-'em-up-Jack had been holdin' down th' floor, th' New Brighton
- wouldn't have looked so easy to Biff an' Razor, an' they might have passed
- it up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The dancing floor of the New Brighton was crowded with Gangland chivalry
- and fashion. Out in the bar, where waiters came rushing bearing trays of
- empty glasses to presently rushingly retire loaded to the beery guards,
- sat Paul Kelly and a select bevy. The talk was of business mixed with
- politics, for a campaign was being waged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;After election,&rdquo; said Paul, &ldquo;I'm going to close up this joint. I've got
- enough; I'm going to pack in.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What's th' row?&rdquo; asked Slimmy, who had drawn up a chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's too much talking,&rdquo; returned Paul. &ldquo;Only the other day a bull was
- telling me that I'm credited with being the first guy along the Bowery to
- carry a gun.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He's crazy,&rdquo; broke in Harrington, who with the lovely Goldie Cora had
- joined the group. &ldquo;There were cannisters by the ton along the Bowery
- before ever you was pupped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Irish Wop, whose mind ran altogether upon politics, glanced up from a
- paper.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Spakin' av th' campaign,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;how comes it things is so quiet? No
- one givin' th' banks a bawlin' out, no one soakin' th' railroads, no one
- handin' th' hot wallops to th' trusts! Phwat's gone wrong wit' 'em? I've
- found but wan man&mdash;jusht wan&mdash;bein' th' skate who's writin' in
- th' pa-a-aper here,&rdquo;&mdash;and the Wop held up the paper as Exhibit A&mdash;&ldquo;who
- acts loike he has somethin' to hand out. Lishten: After buck-dancin' a
- bit, he ups and calls Willyum Jinnins Bryan th' 'modern Brutus,' says
- 'Cæsarism is abroad,' an' that Willyum Jinnins is th' only laddybuck who
- can put it on th' bum.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's one of them hot-air students,&rdquo; said Harrington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about this Brutus-Cæsar thing? Are they wit' th' organization?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's what a swell mouth-piece like Bourke Cock-ran calls a 'figger of
- speech',&rdquo; interjected Slimmy, ever happy to be heard concerning the
- ancients. &ldquo;Cesar an' Brutus were a couple of long-ago Dagoes. Accordin' to
- th' dope they lived an' croaked two thousand years ago.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Only a pair av old wops, was they! An' dead an' gone at that! Sure I
- thought be th' way this writin' gezebo carried on about 'em they was right
- here on th' job, cuttin' ice. An' they're nothin' more'n a brace av old
- dead Guineas after all!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- The Wop mused a moment over the unprofitable meanness of the discovery.
- Then his curiosity began to brighten up a trifle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did yez come to be so hep to 'em, Slimmy?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be studyin'&mdash;how-else? An' then there's Counsellor Noonan. You ought
- to hear him when he gets to goin' about Brutus and Cæsar an' th' rest of
- th' Roman fleet. To hear Noonan you'd think he had been one of their
- pals.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Counsellor's from Latrim,&rdquo; said the Wop; &ldquo;I'm a Mayo man meself. An'
- say, thim Latrim la-a-ads are th' born liars. Still, as long as the
- Counsellor's talkin' about phwat happened two thousand years ago, yez can
- chance a bet on him. It's only when he's repo-o-rtin' th' evints av
- yisterday he'll try to hand yez a lemon.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wisht I was as wise as youse, Slimmy,&rdquo; said Goldie Cora, wistfully
- rubbing her delicate nose. &ldquo;It must be dead swell to know about Cæsar an'
- th' rest of them dubs.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;If they was to show up now,&rdquo; hazarded the Wop, &ldquo;thim ould fellies 'ud
- feel like farmers.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, I don't know,&rdquo; observed Slimmy: &ldquo;they was lyin', cheatin', swindlin',
- snitchin', double-crossin' an' givin' each other th' rinkey-dink in th'
- old days same as now. This Cæsar, though, must have been a stiff
- proposition. He certainly woke up young! When he's only nineteen, he toins
- out one mornin', yawns, puts on his everyday toga, rambles down town, an'
- makes a hurrah touch for five million of dollars. Think of it!&mdash;five
- million!&mdash;an' him not twenty! He certainly was a producer&mdash;Cæsar
- was!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I should yell,&rdquo; assented Harrington.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' then phwat?&rdquo; asked the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This what,&rdquo; said Slimmy. &ldquo;Havin' got his wad together, Cæsar starts in to
- light up Rome, an' invites the push to cut in. When he's got 'em properly
- keyed up, he goes into the forum an' says, 'Am I it?' An' the gang yells,
- 'You're it'!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cæsar could go some,&rdquo; commented Goldie Cora, admiringly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Rome's a republic then,&rdquo; Slimmy went on, &ldquo;an' Cæsar has himself elected
- the main squeeze. He declares for a wide-open town; his war cry is 'No
- water! No gas! No police!'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Say, he was a live one!&rdquo; broke in Harrington; &ldquo;he was Rome's Big Tim!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Listen!&rdquo; commanded Goldie Cora, shaking her yellow head at Harrington.
- &ldquo;Go on, Slimmy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;About this time Brutus commences to show in th' runnin'. Brutus is th'
- head of th' Citizens' Union, an' him an' his fellow mugwumps put in their
- time bluffin' an' four-flushin' 'round about reform. They had everybody
- buffaloed, except Cæsar. Brutus is for closin' th' saloons, puttin' th'
- smother on horse racin', an' wants every Roman kid who plays baseball
- Sunday pinched.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He gives me a pain!&rdquo; complained Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' mind you, all th' time Brutus is graftin' with both hooks. He's in on
- the Aqueduct; he manages a forty per cent, hold out on the Appian way; an'
- what long green he has loose he loans to needy skates in Spain at pawn
- shop rates, an' when they don't kick in he uses the legions to collect.
- Brutus is down four ways from the jack on everything in sight. Nothin's
- calculated to embarrass him but a pair of mittens.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' at that,&rdquo; remarked Harrington, who had a practical knowledge of
- politics, &ldquo;him an' his mugwump bunch didn't have nothin' on th' New York
- reformers. Do youse guys remember when the city bought th' ferries? There
- was&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I'd sooner hear Slimmy,&rdquo; said Goldie Cora.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Me too,&rdquo; agreed the Wop.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy looked flattered. &ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;all this time Caesar
- is the big screech, an' it makes Brutus so sore he gets to be a bug. So he
- starts to talkin'. 'This Cæsar guy,' says Brutus, 'won't do.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Right you be,' says Cassius, who's always been a kicker. 'That's what
- I've been tellin' you lobsters from th' jump.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;With this an old souse named Casca sits up, an' says he ain't seen
- nothin' wrong about Cæsar.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, roll over!' says Cassius. 'Why even the newsboys are on. You know
- Cæsar's wardman&mdash;that fresh baby, Mark Antony? It's ribbed up right
- now that at th' Lupercal he's to hand Cæsar a crown.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Casca an' th' other bone-heads turns to Brutus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says Brutus, answerin' their looks; 'Cassius has got good
- information. He's givin' youse th' correct steer.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' did Cæsar cop off the crown?&rdquo; asked Goldie Cora, eagerly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy shook his head.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Th' Lupercal comes 'round,&rdquo; said he, &ldquo;an' Mark Antony is there with bells
- on. He makes a funny crack or two about a crown, but nothin' goes. Th'
- wind-up is that Brutus, Cassius, Casca, an' th' rest of th' Citizens'
- Union, gang Cæsar later in th' forum, go at him with their chives, an' cut
- an' slash till his hide won't hold his principles.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;An' wasn't there,&rdquo; demanded the Wop, with heat, &ldquo;so much as wan
- strong-arm la-a-ad up at Cæsar's end av th' alley, wit' th' nerve to git
- even?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Never fear!&rdquo; returned Slimmy, reassuringly; &ldquo;th' day they plant Cæsar,
- Mark Antony goes in to make th' funeral spiel. He's th' Roman Senator
- Grady, Mark Antony is, an' he burns 'em up. Brutus an' his bunch get th'
- tip up at their club house, an' take it on th' run. With that, Cæsar's
- gang gets to goin', an' they stand Rome on its nut from the Capitoline
- Hill to the Tarpeian Rock. Brutus an' the' other mugwumps gets it where
- th' baby wore th' beads, an' there ain't been a Seth Low or a Fulton
- Cutting along th' Tiber from that day to this. Oh, they've got us left
- standin' sideways, them Guineas have, in some things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- About the time Slimmy began his lucid setting forth of Brutus, Cæsar and
- their political differences, Ellison and Razor, down at Nigger Mike's in
- Pell Street, were laying their heads together. A bottle of whiskey stood
- between them, for they required inspiration. There were forty people in
- the room, some dancing, some drinking, some talking. But no one came near
- Ellison and Razor, for their manner showed that they did not wish to be
- disturbed. As the Nailer observed, &ldquo;They had a hen on,&rdquo; and when gentlemen
- have a hen on they prefer being quiet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've no use for Paul Kelly,&rdquo; whispered Razor in response to some remark
- of Ellison's. &ldquo;You bet he knows enough not to show his snout along Eighth
- Avenue. He'd get it good if he did.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;My notion,&rdquo; said Ellison, &ldquo;is to turn th' trick right now.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just th' two of us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He'd have his guerillas; youse have got to figure on that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They wouldn't stand th' gaff. It's the difference between guys who knows
- what they wants, and guys who don't. Once we started, they'd tear th' side
- out the Brighton in the get-away.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Razor, bringing down his hand; &ldquo;I'm wit' you.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just a moment,&rdquo; and Ellison motioned Razor back into his chair. &ldquo;If
- Paul's dancin', we must stall him into th' bar. I don't want to hoit any
- of them skirts.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the delightful habit of Slimmy, on the tail of one of his lectures,
- to order beer for his hearers. That's why he was listened to with so much
- interest. Were every lecturer to adopt Slimmy's plan, he would never fail
- of an audience. Also, his fame would grow.
- </p>
- <p>
- Slimmy, having finished with Cæsar and the others, had just signed up to
- the waiter to go his merry rounds, when Ellison and Razor slipped in from
- the street. Their hands were on their guns, their eyes on Kelly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Harrington saw it coming.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your gatt, Paul, your gatt!&rdquo; he shouted.
- </p>
- <p>
- The rule in Gangland is to let every man kill his own snakes. Harrington's
- conduct crowded hard upon the gross. It so disgusted Razor that, to show
- Harrington what he thought of it, he half turned and laced a bullet
- through his brain.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now you've got something of your own to occupy your mind,&rdquo; quoth Razor.
- </p>
- <p>
- Ellison was too old a practitioner to be drawn aside by the Harrington
- episode. He devoted himself unswervingly to Paul Kelly. Ellison's first
- bullet cut a hole through Kelly's coat and did no further harm. The lights
- were switched out at this crisis, and what shooting followed came off in
- the dark. There was plenty of it. The air seemed sown as thickly full of
- little yellow spits of flame as an August swamp of fireflies. Even so, it
- didn't last. It was as short lived as a July squall at sea. There was one
- thunder and lightning moment, during which the pistols flashed and roared,
- and then&mdash;stillness and utter silence!
- </p>
- <p>
- It was fairish pistol practice when you consider conditions. Paul Kelly
- had three bullets in him when four weeks later he asked the coppers to
- come and get him. He had been up in Harlem somewhere lying low. And you
- are not to forget Harrington. There were other casualties, also, which the
- police and politicians worked hand in hand to cover up.
- </p>
- <p>
- Five minutes went by after the shooting; ten minutes!&mdash;no one was in
- a hurry. At last a policeman arrived. He might have come sooner, but the
- New Brighton was a citadel of politics. Would you have had him lose his
- shield?
- </p>
- <p>
- The policeman felt his official way into the barroom:&mdash;empty as a
- drum, dark as the inside of a cow!
- </p>
- <p>
- He struck a match. By its pale and little light he made out the dead
- Harrington on the floor. Not a living soul, not even Goldie Cora!
- </p>
- <p>
- Goldie Cora?
- </p>
- <p>
- Said that practical damsel, when the matter was put up to her by Big
- Kitty, who being sentimental called Goldie Cora a quitter for leaving her
- dead love lying in his blood, &ldquo;What good could I do? If I'd stuck I'd have
- got pinched; an' then&mdash;me in th' Tombs&mdash;I'd have stood a swell
- chance, I don't chink, of bein' at Bill's funeral.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <h3>
- THE END.
- </h3>
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- </div>
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