summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
-rw-r--r--.gitattributes4
-rw-r--r--LICENSE.txt11
-rw-r--r--README.md2
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h.zipbin314735 -> 0 bytes
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h/51233-h.htm2059
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h/images/cover.jpgbin85525 -> 0 bytes
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h/images/illus1.jpgbin68767 -> 0 bytes
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h/images/illus2.jpgbin44361 -> 0 bytes
-rw-r--r--old/51233-h/images/illus3.jpgbin79093 -> 0 bytes
-rw-r--r--old/51233.txt1926
-rw-r--r--old/51233.zipbin35730 -> 0 bytes
11 files changed, 17 insertions, 3985 deletions
diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d7b82bc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.gitattributes
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+*.txt text eol=lf
+*.htm text eol=lf
+*.html text eol=lf
+*.md text eol=lf
diff --git a/LICENSE.txt b/LICENSE.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..6312041
--- /dev/null
+++ b/LICENSE.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+This eBook, including all associated images, markup, improvements,
+metadata, and any other content or labor, has been confirmed to be
+in the PUBLIC DOMAIN IN THE UNITED STATES.
+
+Procedures for determining public domain status are described in
+the "Copyright How-To" at https://www.gutenberg.org.
+
+No investigation has been made concerning possible copyrights in
+jurisdictions other than the United States. Anyone seeking to utilize
+this eBook outside of the United States should confirm copyright
+status under the laws that apply to them.
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0c70927
--- /dev/null
+++ b/README.md
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+Project Gutenberg (https://www.gutenberg.org) public repository for
+eBook #51233 (https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/51233)
diff --git a/old/51233-h.zip b/old/51233-h.zip
deleted file mode 100644
index 50b572b..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h.zip
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ
diff --git a/old/51233-h/51233-h.htm b/old/51233-h/51233-h.htm
deleted file mode 100644
index a5529bd..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h/51233-h.htm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,2059 +0,0 @@
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
- "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
-<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
- <head>
- <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=us-ascii" />
- <meta http-equiv="Content-Style-Type" content="text/css" />
- <title>
- The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Marching Morons, by C. M. Kornbluth.
- </title>
- <link rel="coverpage" href="images/cover.jpg" />
-
- <style type="text/css">
-
-body {
- margin-left: 10%;
- margin-right: 10%;
-}
-
- h1,h2 {
- text-align: center; /* all headings centered */
- clear: both;
-}
-
-p {
- margin-top: .51em;
- text-align: justify;
- margin-bottom: .49em;
-}
-
-hr {
- width: 33%;
- margin-top: 2em;
- margin-bottom: 2em;
- margin-left: 33.5%;
- margin-right: 33.5%;
- clear: both;
-}
-
-hr.chap {width: 65%; margin-left: 17.5%; margin-right: 17.5%;}
-hr.tb {width: 45%; margin-left: 27.5%; margin-right: 27.5%;}
-
-.center {text-align: center;}
-
-.right {text-align: right;}
-
-.caption {font-weight: bold;}
-
-/* Images */
-.figcenter {
- margin: auto;
- text-align: center;
-}
-
-div.titlepage {
- text-align: center;
- page-break-before: always;
- page-break-after: always;
-}
-
-div.titlepage p {
- text-align: center;
- text-indent: 0em;
- font-weight: bold;
- line-height: 1.5;
- margin-top: 3em;
-}
-
-.ph1, .ph2, .ph3, .ph4 { text-align: center; text-indent: 0em; font-weight: bold; }
-.ph1 { font-size: xx-large; margin: .67em auto; }
-.ph2 { font-size: x-large; margin: .75em auto; }
-.ph3 { font-size: large; margin: .83em auto; }
-.ph4 { font-size: medium; margin: 1.12em auto; }
-
-
- </style>
- </head>
-<body>
-
-
-<pre>
-
-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Marching Morons, by C.M. Kornbluth
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
-with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license
-
-
-Title: The Marching Morons
-
-Author: C.M. Kornbluth
-
-Release Date: February 16, 2016 [EBook #51233]
-
-Language: English
-
-Character set encoding: ASCII
-
-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MARCHING MORONS ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
-
-
-
-
-
-
-</pre>
-
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/cover.jpg" width="376" height="500" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="titlepage">
-
-<h1>The Marching Morons</h1>
-
-<p>By C. M. KORNBLUTH</p>
-
-<p>Illustrated by DON SIBLEY</p>
-
-<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br />
-Galaxy Science Fiction April 1951.<br />
-Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br />
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus1.jpg" width="600" height="445" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph3">In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of<br />
-course, is king. But how about a live wire, a smart<br />
-businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-<p>Some things had not changed. A potter's wheel was still a potter's
-wheel and clay was still clay. Efim Hawkins had built his shop near
-Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach
-of white sand. He fired three bottle-nosed kilns with willow charcoal
-from the wood lot. The wood lot was also useful for long walks while
-the kilns were cooling; if he let himself stay within sight of them,
-he would open them prematurely, impatient to see how some new shape or
-glaze had come through the fire, and&mdash;<i>ping!</i>&mdash;the new shape or glaze
-would be good for nothing but the shard pile back of his slip tanks.</p>
-
-<p>A business conference was in full swing in his shop, a modest cube
-of brick, tile-roofed, as the Chicago-Los Angeles "rocket" thundered
-overhead&mdash;very noisy, very swept-back, very fiery jets, shaped as
-sleekly swift-looking as an airborne barracuda.</p>
-
-<p>The buyer from Marshall Fields was turning over a black-glazed one
-liter carafe, nodding approval with his massive, handsome head. "This
-is real pretty," he told Hawkins and his own secretary, Gomez-Laplace.
-"This has got lots of what ya call real est'etic principles. Yeah, it
-is real pretty."</p>
-
-<p>"How much?" the secretary asked the potter.</p>
-
-<p>"Seven-fifty each in dozen lots," said Hawkins. "I ran up fifteen dozen
-last month."</p>
-
-<p>"They are real est'etic," repeated the buyer from Fields. "I will take
-them all."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't think we can do that, doctor," said the secretary. "They'd
-cost us $1,350. That would leave only $532 in our quarter's budget.
-And we still have to run down to East Liverpool to pick up some cheap
-dinner sets."</p>
-
-<p>"Dinner sets?" asked the buyer, his big face full of wonder.</p>
-
-<p>"Dinner sets. The department's been out of them for two months now. Mr.
-Garvy-Seabright got pretty nasty about it yesterday. Remember?"</p>
-
-<p>"Garvy-Seabright, that meat-headed bluenose," the buyer said
-contemptuously. "He don't know nothin' about est'etics. Why for don't
-he lemme run my own department?" His eye fell on a stray copy of
-<i>Whambozambo Comix</i> and he sat down with it. An occasional deep chuckle
-or grunt of surprise escaped him as he turned the pages.</p>
-
-<p>Uninterrupted, the potter and the buyer's secretary quickly closed a
-deal for two dozen of the liter carafes. "I wish we could take more,"
-said the secretary, "but you heard what I told him. We've had to
-turn away customers for ordinary dinnerware because he shot the last
-quarter's budget on some Mexican piggy banks some equally enthusiastic
-importer stuck him with. The fifth floor is packed solid with them."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll bet they look mighty est'etic."</p>
-
-<p>"They're painted with purple cacti."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The potter shuddered and caressed the glaze of the sample carafe.</p>
-
-<p>The buyer looked up and rumbled, "Ain't you dummies through yakkin'
-yet? What good's a seckertary for if'n he don't take the burden of
-<i>de</i>-tail off'n my back, harh?"</p>
-
-<p>"We're all through, doctor. Are you ready to go?"</p>
-
-<p>The buyer grunted peevishly, dropped <i>Whambozambo Comix</i> on the floor
-and led the way out of the building and down the log corduroy road to
-the highway. His car was waiting on the concrete. It was, like all
-contemporary cars, too low-slung to get over the logs. He climbed down
-into the car and started the motor with a tremendous sparkle and roar.</p>
-
-<p>"Gomez-Laplace," called out the potter under cover of the noise, "did
-anything come of the radiation program they were working on the last
-time I was on duty at the Pole?"</p>
-
-<p>"The same old fallacy," said the secretary gloomily. "It stopped us on
-mutation, it stopped us on culling, it stopped us on segregation, and
-now it's stopped us on hypnosis."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I'm scheduled back to the grind in nine days. Time for another
-firing right now. I've got a new luster to try...."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll miss you. I shall be 'vacationing'&mdash;running the drafting room of
-the New Century Engineering Corporation in Denver. They're going to put
-up a two hundred-story office building, and naturally somebody's got to
-be on hand."</p>
-
-<p>"Naturally," said Hawkins with a sour smile.</p>
-
-<p>There was an ear-piercingly sweet blast as the buyer leaned on the horn
-button. Also, a yard-tall jet of what looked like flame spurted up from
-the car's radiator cap; the car's power plant was a gas turbine, and
-had no radiator.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm coming, doctor," said the secretary dispiritedly. He climbed down
-into the car and it whooshed off with much flame and noise.</p>
-
-<p>The potter, depressed, wandered back up the corduroy road and
-contemplated his cooling kilns. The rustling wind in the boughs was
-obscuring the creak and mutter of the shrinking refractory brick.
-Hawkins wondered about the number two kiln&mdash;a reduction fire on a load
-of lusterware mugs. Had the clay chinking excluded the air? Had it
-been a properly smoky blaze? Would it do any harm if he just took one
-close&mdash;?</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Common sense took Hawkins by the scruff of the neck and yanked him
-over to the tool shed. He got out his pick and resolutely set off on a
-prospecting jaunt to a hummocky field that might yield some oxides. He
-was especially low on coppers.</p>
-
-<p>The long walk left him sweating hard, with his lust for a peek into the
-kiln quiet in his breast. He swung his pick almost at random into one
-of the hummocks; it clanged on a stone which he excavated. A largely
-obliterated inscription said:</p>
-
-<p class="ph4">ERSITY OF CHIC<br />
-OGICAL LABO<br />
-ELOVED MEMORY OF<br />
-KILLED IN ACT</p>
-
-<p>The potter swore mildly. He had hoped the field would turn out to be a
-cemetery, preferably a once-fashionable cemetery full of once-massive
-bronze caskets moldered into oxides of tin and copper.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Well, hell, maybe there was some around anyway.</p>
-
-<p>He headed lackadaisically for the second largest hillock and sliced
-into it with his pick. There was a stone to undercut and topple into
-a trench, and then the potter was very glad he'd stuck at it. His
-nostrils were filled with the bitter smell and the dirt was tinged with
-the exciting blue of copper salts. The pick went <i>clang</i>!</p>
-
-<p>Hawkins, puffing, pried up a stainless steel plate that was quite badly
-stained and was also marked with incised letters. It seemed to have
-pulled loose from rotting bronze; there were rivets on the back that
-brought up flakes of green patina. The potter wiped off the surface
-dirt with his sleeve, turned it to catch the sunlight obliquely and
-read:</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="ph4">"HONEST JOHN BARLOW</p>
-
-<p>"Honest John," famed in university annals, represents a challenge
-which medical science has not yet answered: revival of a human being
-accidentally thrown into a state of suspended animation.</p>
-
-<p>In 1988 Mr. Barlow, a leading Evanston real estate dealer, visited
-his dentist for treatment of an impacted wisdom tooth. His dentist
-requested and received permission to use the experimental anesthetic
-Cycloparadimethanol-B-7, developed at the University.</p>
-
-<p>After administration of the anesthetic, the dentist resorted to his
-drill. By freakish mischance, a short circuit in his machine delivered
-220 volts of 60-cycle current into the patient. (In a damage suit
-instituted by Mrs. Barlow against the dentist, the University and the
-makers of the drill, a jury found for the defendants.) Mr. Barlow
-never got up from the dentist's chair and was assumed to have died of
-poisoning, electrocution or both.</p>
-
-<p>Morticians preparing him for embalming discovered, however, that their
-subject was&mdash;though certainly not living&mdash;just as certainly not dead.
-The University was notified and a series of exhaustive tests was
-begun, including attempts to duplicate the trance state on volunteers.
-After a bad run of seven cases which ended fatally, the attempts were
-abandoned.</p>
-
-<p>Honest John was long an exhibit at the University museum, and livened
-many a football game as mascot of the University's Blue Crushers. The
-bounds of taste were overstepped, however, when a pledge to Sigma
-Delta Chi was ordered in '03 to "kidnap" Honest John from his loosely
-guarded glass museum case and introduce him into the Rachel Swanson
-Memorial Girls' Gymnasium shower room.</p>
-
-<p>On May 22nd, 2003, the University Board of Regents issued the
-following order: "By unanimous vote, it is directed that the remains
-of Honest John Barlow be removed from the University museum and
-conveyed to the University's Lieutenant James Scott III Memorial
-Biological Laboratories and there be securely locked in a specially
-prepared vault. It is further directed that all possible measures
-for the preservation of these remains be taken by the Laboratory
-administration and that access to these remains be denied to all
-persons except qualified scholars authorized in writing by the Board.
-The Board reluctantly takes this action in view of recent notices and
-photographs in the nation's press which, to say the least, reflect but
-small credit upon the University."</p></blockquote>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>It was far from his field, but Hawkins understood what had happened&mdash;an
-early and accidental blundering onto the bare bones of the Levantman
-shock anesthesia, which had since been replaced by other methods. To
-bring subjects out of Levantman shock, you let them have a squirt of
-simple saline in the trigeminal nerve. Interesting. And now about that
-bronze&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>He heaved the pick into the rotting green salts, expecting no
-resistence and almost fractured his wrist. <i>Something</i> down there was
-<i>solid</i>. He began to flake off the oxides.</p>
-
-<p>A half hour of work brought him down to phosphor bronze, a huge casting
-of the almost incorruptible metal. It had weakened structurally over
-the centuries; he could fit the point of his pick under a corroded boss
-and pry off great creaking and grumbling striae of the stuff.</p>
-
-<p>Hawkins wished he had an archeologist with him, but didn't dream of
-returning to his shop and calling one to take over the find. He was an
-all-around man: by choice and in his free time, an artist in clay and
-glaze; by necessity, an automotive, electronics and atomic engineer
-who could also swing a project in traffic control, individual and
-group psychology, architecture or tool design. He didn't yell for a
-specialist every time something out of his line came up; there were so
-few with so much to do....</p>
-
-<p>He trenched around his find, discovering that it was a great
-brick-shaped bronze mass with an excitingly hollow sound. A long strip
-of moldering metal from one of the long vertical faces pulled away,
-exposing red rust that went <i>whoosh</i> and was sucked into the interior
-of the mass.</p>
-
-<p>It had been de-aired, thought Hawkins, and there must have been an
-inner jacket of glass which had crystalized through the centuries and
-quietly crumbled at the first clang of his pick. He didn't know what a
-vacuum would do to a subject of Levantman shock, but he had hopes, nor
-did he quite understand what a real estate dealer was, but it might
-have something to do with pottery. And <i>anything</i> might have a bearing
-on Topic Number One.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>He flung his pick out of the trench, climbed out and set off at a
-dog-trot for his shop. A little rummaging turned up a hypo and there
-was a plasticontainer of salt in the kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>Back at his dig, he chipped for another half hour to expose the
-juncture of lid and body. The hinges were hopeless; he smashed them off.</p>
-
-<p>Hawkins extended the telescopic handle of the pick for the best
-leverage, fitted its point into a deep pit, set its built-in fulcrum,
-and heaved. Five more heaves and he could see, inside the vault, what
-looked like a dusty marble statue. Ten more and he could see that it
-was the naked body of Honest John Barlow, Evanston real estate dealer,
-uncorrupted by time.</p>
-
-<p>The potter found the apex of the trigeminal nerve with his needle's
-point and gave him 60 cc.</p>
-
-<p>In an hour Barlow's chest began to pump.</p>
-
-<p>In another hour, he rasped, "Did it work?"</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Did</i> it!" muttered Hawkins.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow opened his eyes and stirred, looked down, turned his hands
-before his eyes&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>"I'll sue!" he screamed. "My clothes! My fingernails!" A horrid
-suspicion came over his face and he clapped his hands to his hairless
-scalp. "My hair!" he wailed. "I'll sue you for every penny you've got!
-That release won't mean a damned thing in court&mdash;I didn't sign away my
-hair and clothes and fingernails!"</p>
-
-<p>"They'll grow back," said Hawkins casually. "Also your epidermis. Those
-parts of you weren't alive, you know, so they weren't preserved like
-the rest of you. I'm afraid the clothes are gone, though."</p>
-
-<p>"What is this&mdash;the University hospital?" demanded Barlow. "I want
-a phone. No, you phone. Tell my wife I'm all right and tell Sam
-Immerman&mdash;he's my lawyer&mdash;to get over here right away. Greenleaf
-7-4022. Ow!" He had tried to sit up, and a portion of his pink skin
-rubbed against the inner surface of the casket, which was powdered by
-the ancient crystalized glass. "What the hell did you guys do, boil me
-alive? Oh, you're going to pay for this!"</p>
-
-<p>"You're all right," said Hawkins, wishing now he had a reference book
-to clear up several obscure terms. "Your epidermis will start growing
-immediately. You're not in the hospital. Look here."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>He handed Barlow the stainless steel plate that had labeled the casket.
-After a suspicious glance, the man started to read. Finishing, he laid
-the plate carefully on the edge of the vault and was silent for a
-spell.</p>
-
-<p>"Poor Verna," he said at last. "It doesn't say whether she was stuck
-with the court costs. Do you happen to know&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"No," said the potter. "All I know is what was on the plate, and how to
-revive you. The dentist accidentally gave you a dose of what we call
-Levantman shock anesthesia. We haven't used it for centuries; it was
-powerful, but too dangerous."</p>
-
-<p>"Centuries ..." brooded the man. "Centuries ... I'll bet Sam swindled
-her out of her eyeteeth. Poor Verna. How long ago was it? What year is
-this?"</p>
-
-<p>Hawkins shrugged. "We call it 7-B-936. That's no help to you. It takes
-a long time for these metals to oxidize."</p>
-
-<p>"Like that movie," Barlow muttered. "Who would have thought it? Poor
-Verna!" He blubbered and sniffled, reminding Hawkins powerfully of the
-fact that he had been found under a flat rock.</p>
-
-<p>Almost angrily, the potter demanded, "How many children did you have?"</p>
-
-<p>"None yet," sniffed Barlow. "My first wife didn't want them. But Verna
-wants one&mdash;wanted one&mdash;but we're going to wait until&mdash;we <i>were</i> going
-to wait until&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," said the potter, feeling a savage desire to tell him off,
-blast him to hell and gone for his work. But he choked it down. There
-was The Problem to think of; there was always The Problem to think of,
-and this poor blubberer might unexpectedly supply a clue. Hawkins would
-have to pass him on.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Come along," Hawkins said. "My time is short."</p>
-
-<p>Barlow looked up, outraged. "How can you be so unfeeling? I'm a human
-being like&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>The Los Angeles-Chicago "rocket" thundered overhead and Barlow broke
-off in mid-complaint. "Beautiful!" he breathed, following it with his
-eyes. "Beautiful!"</p>
-
-<p>He climbed out of the vault, too interested to be pained by its
-roughness against his infantile skin. "After all," he said briskly,
-"this should have its sunny side. I never was much for reading, but
-this is just like one of those stories. And I ought to make some money
-out of it, shouldn't I?" He gave Hawkins a shrewd glance.</p>
-
-<p>"You want money?" asked the potter. "Here." He handed over a fistful
-of change and bills. "You'd better put my shoes on. It'll be about a
-quarter-mile. Oh, and you're&mdash;uh, modest?&mdash;yes, that was the word.
-Here." Hawkins gave him his pants, but Barlow was excitedly counting
-the money.</p>
-
-<p>"Eighty-five, eighty-six&mdash;and it's dollars, too! I thought it'd
-be credits or whatever they call them. 'E Pluribus Unum' and
-'Liberty'&mdash;just different faces. Say, is there a catch to this? Are
-these real, genuine, honest twenty-two-cent dollars like we had or
-just wallpaper?"</p>
-
-<p>"They're quite all right, I assure you," said the potter. "I wish you'd
-come along. I'm in a hurry."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The man babbled as they stumped toward the shop. "Where are we
-going&mdash;The Council of Scientists, the World Coordinator or something
-like that?"</p>
-
-<p>"Who? Oh, no. We call them 'President' and 'Congress.' No, that
-wouldn't do any good at all. I'm just taking you to see some people."</p>
-
-<p>"I ought to make plenty out of this. <i>Plenty!</i> I could write books.
-Get some smart young fellow to put it into words for me and I'll bet I
-could turn out a best-seller. What's the setup on things like that?"</p>
-
-<p>"It's about like that. Smart young fellows. But there aren't any
-best-sellers any more. People don't read much nowadays. We'll find
-something equally profitable for you to do."</p>
-
-<p>Back in the shop, Hawkins gave Barlow a suit of clothes, deposited him
-in the waiting room and called Central in Chicago. "Take him away," he
-pleaded. "I have time for one more firing and he blathers and blathers.
-I haven't told him anything. Perhaps we should just turn him loose and
-let him find his own level, but there's a chance&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"The Problem," agreed Central. "Yes, there's a chance."</p>
-
-<p>The potter delighted Barlow by making him a cup of coffee with a cube
-that not only dissolved in cold water but heated the water to boiling
-point. Killing time, Hawkins chatted about the "rocket" Barlow had
-admired, and had to haul himself up short; he had almost told the real
-estate man what its top speed really was&mdash;almost, indeed, revealed that
-it was not a rocket.</p>
-
-<p>He regretted, too, that he had so casually handed Barlow a couple of
-hundred dollars. The man seemed obsessed with fear that they were
-worthless since Hawkins refused to take a note or I.O.U. or even a
-definite promise of repayment. But Hawkins couldn't go into details,
-and was very glad when a stranger arrived from Central.</p>
-
-<p>"Tinny-Peete, from Algeciras," the stranger told him swiftly as the
-two of them met at the door. "Psychist for Poprob. Polasigned special
-overtake Barlow."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank Heaven," said Hawkins. "Barlow," he told the man from the past,
-"this is Tinny-Peete. He's going to take care of you and help you make
-lots of money."</p>
-
-<p>The psychist stayed for a cup of the coffee whose preparation had
-delighted Barlow, and then conducted the real estate man down the
-corduroy road to his car, leaving the potter to speculate on whether he
-could at last crack his kilns.</p>
-
-<p>Hawkins, abruptly dismissing Barlow and the Problem, happily picked
-the chinking from around the door of the number two kiln, prying it
-open a trifle. A blast of heat and the heady, smoky scent of the
-reduction fire delighted him. He peered and saw a corner of a shelf
-glowing cherry-red, becoming obscured by wavering black areas as it
-lost heat through the opened door. He slipped a charred wood paddle
-under a mug on the shelf and pulled it out as a sample, the hairs on
-the back of his hand curling and scorching. The mug crackled and pinged
-and Hawkins sighed happily.</p>
-
-<p>The bismuth resinate luster had fired to perfection, a haunting film
-of silvery-black metal with strange bluish lights in it as it turned
-before the eyes, and the Problem of Population seemed very far away to
-Hawkins then.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow and Tinny-Peete arrived at the concrete highway where the
-psychist's car was parked in a safety bay.</p>
-
-<p>"What&mdash;a&mdash;<i>boat</i>!" gasped the man from the past.</p>
-
-<p>"Boat? No, that's my car."</p>
-
-<p>Barlow surveyed it with awe. Swept-back lines, deep-drawn compound
-curves, kilograms of chrome. He ran his hands futilely over the
-door&mdash;or was it the door?&mdash;in a futile search for a handle, and asked
-respectfully, "How fast does it go?"</p>
-
-<p>The psychist gave him a keen look and said slowly, "Two hundred and
-fifty. You can tell by the speedometer."</p>
-
-<p>"Wow! My old Chevvy could hit a hundred on a straightaway, but you're
-out of my class, mister!"</p>
-
-<p>Tinny-Peete somehow got a huge, low door open and Barlow descended
-three steps into immense cushions, floundering over to the right. He
-was too fascinated to pay serious attention to his flayed dermis. The
-dashboard was a lovely wilderness of dials, plugs, indicators, lights,
-scales and switches.</p>
-
-<p>The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with
-his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo.
-Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror
-a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.</p>
-
-<p>"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.</p>
-
-<p>"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with
-a great <i>voo-ooo-ooom</i>! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the
-windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He
-located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100,
-150, 200.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus2.jpg" width="600" height="296" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>"Fast enough for me," yelled the psychist, noting that Barlow's face
-fell in response. "Radio?"</p>
-
-<p>He passed over a surprisingly light object like a football helmet,
-with no trailing wires, and pointed to a row of buttons. Barlow put
-on the helmet, glad to have the roar of air stilled, and pushed a
-pushbutton. It lit up satisfyingly and Barlow settled back even farther
-for a sample of the brave new world's super-modern taste in ingenious
-entertainment.</p>
-
-<p>"TAKE IT AND STICK IT!" a voice roared in his ears.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>He snatched off the helmet and gave the psychist an injured look.
-Tinny-Peete grinned and turned a dial associated with the pushbutton
-layout. The man from the past donned the helmet again and found the
-voice had lowered to normal.</p>
-
-<p>"The show of shows! The super-show! The super-duper show! The quiz of
-quizzes! <i>Take it and stick it!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>There were shrieks of laughter in the background.</p>
-
-<p>"Here we got the contes-tants all ready to go. You know how we work it.
-I hand a contes-tant a triangle-shaped cut-out and like that down the
-line. Now we got these here boards, they got cut-out places the same
-shape as the triangles and things, only they're all different shapes,
-and the first contes-tant that sticks the cutouts into the board, he
-wins.</p>
-
-<p>"Now I'm gonna innaview the first contes-tant. Right here, honey.
-What's your name?"</p>
-
-<p>"Name? Uh&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Hoddaya like that, folks? She don't remember her name! Hah? <i>Would
-you buy that for a quarter?</i>" The question was spoken with arch
-significance, and the audience shrieked, howled and whistled its
-appreciation.</p>
-
-<p>It was dull listening when you didn't know the punch lines and catch
-lines. Barlow pushed another button, with his free hand ready at the
-volume control.</p>
-
-<p>"&mdash;latest from Washington. It's about Senator Hull-Mendoza. He is still
-attacking the Bureau of Fisheries. The North California Syndicalist
-says he got affidavits that John Kingsley-Schultz is a bluenose from
-way back. He didn't publistat the affydavits, but he says they say that
-Kingsley-Schultz was saw at bluenose meetings in Oregon State College
-and later at Florida University. Kingsley-Schultz says he gotta confess
-he did major in fly-casting at Oregon and got his Ph.D. in game-fish at
-Florida.</p>
-
-<p>"And here is a quote from Kingsley-Schultz: 'Hull-Mendoza don't know
-what he's talking about. He should drop dead.' Unquote. Hull-Mendoza
-says he won't publistat the affydavits to pertect his sources. He says
-they was sworn by three former employes of the Bureau which was fired
-for in-com-petence and in-com-pat-ibility by Kingsley-Schultz.</p>
-
-<p>"Elsewhere they was the usual run of traffic accidents. A three-way
-pileup of cars on Route 66 going outta Chicago took twelve lives.
-The Chicago-Los Angeles morning rocket crashed and exploded in the
-Mo-have&mdash;Mo-javvy&mdash;what-ever-you-call-it Desert. All the 94 people
-aboard got killed. A Civil Aeronautics Authority investigator on the
-scene says that the pilot was buzzing herds of sheep and didn't pull
-out in time.</p>
-
-<p>"Hey! Here's a hot one from New York! A Diesel tug run wild in the
-harbor while the crew was below and shoved in the port bow of the
-luck-shury liner <i>S. S. Placentia</i>. It says the ship filled and sank
-taking the lives of an es-ti-mated 180 passengers and 50 crew members.
-Six divers was sent down to study the wreckage, but they died, too,
-when their suits turned out to be fulla little holes.</p>
-
-<p>"And here is a bulletin I just got from Denver. It seems&mdash;"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow took off the headset uncomprehendingly. "He seemed so callous,"
-he yelled at the driver. "I was listening to a newscast&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>Tinny-Peete shook his head and pointed at his ears. The roar of air was
-deafening. Barlow frowned baffledly and stared out of the window.</p>
-
-<p>A glowing sign said:</p>
-
-<p class="ph4">MOOGS!<br />
-WOULD YOU BUY IT<br />
-FOR A QUARTER?</p>
-
-<p>He didn't know what Moogs was or were; the illustration showed
-an incredibly proportioned girl, 99.9 per cent naked, writhing
-passionately in animated full color.</p>
-
-<p>The roadside jingle was still with him, but with a new feature. Radar
-or something spotted the car and alerted the lines of the jingle. Each
-in turn sped along a roadside track, even with the car, so it could be
-read before the next line was alerted.</p>
-
-<p class="ph4">IF THERE'S A GIRL<br />
-YOU WANT TO GET<br />
-DEFLOCCULIZE<br />
-UNROMANTIC SWEAT.<br />
-"A*R*M*P*I*T*T*O"</p>
-
-<p>Another animated job, in two panels, the familiar "Before and After."
-The first said, "Just Any Cigar?" and was illustrated with a two-person
-domestic tragedy of a wife holding her nose while her coarse and
-red-faced husband puffed a slimy-looking rope. The second panel glowed,
-"Or a VUELTA ABAJO?" and was illustrated with&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>Barlow blushed and looked at his feet until they had passed the sign.</p>
-
-<p>"Coming into Chicago!" bawled Tinny-Peete.</p>
-
-<p>Other cars were showing up, all of them dreamboats.</p>
-
-<p>Watching them, Barlow began to wonder if he knew what a kilometer
-was, exactly. They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored
-the roaring air past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the
-dreamboats fool you. He would have sworn they were really crawling
-along at twenty-five, with occasional spurts up to thirty. How much
-was a kilometer, anyway?</p>
-
-<p>The city loomed ahead, and it was just what it ought to be: towering
-skyscrapers, overhead ramps, landing platforms for helicopters&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>He clutched at the cushions. Those two 'copters. They were going
-to&mdash;they were going to&mdash;they&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>He didn't see what happened because their apparent collision courses
-took them behind a giant building.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Screamingly sweet blasts of sound surrounded them as they stopped for a
-red light. "What the hell is going on here?" said Barlow in a shrill,
-frightened voice, because the braking time was just about zero, he
-wasn't hurled against the dashboard. "Who's kidding who?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, what's the matter?" demanded the driver.</p>
-
-<p>The light changed to green and he started the pickup. Barlow stiffened
-as he realized that the rush of air past his ears began just a brief,
-unreal split-second before the car was actually moving. He grabbed for
-the door handle on his side.</p>
-
-<p>The city grew on them slowly: scattered buildings, denser buildings,
-taller buildings, and a red light ahead. The car rolled to a stop in
-zero braking time, the rush of air cut off an instant after it stopped,
-and Barlow was out of the car and running frenziedly down a sidewalk
-one instant after that.</p>
-
-<p><i>They'll track me down</i>, he thought, panting. <i>It's a secret police
-thing. They'll get you&mdash;mind-reading machines, television eyes
-everywhere, afraid you'll tell their slaves about freedom and stuff.
-They don't let anybody cross them, like that story I once read.</i></p>
-
-<p>Winded, he slowed to a walk and congratulated himself that he had guts
-enough not to turn around. That was what they always watched for.
-Walking, he was just another business-suited back among hundreds. He
-would be safe, he would be safe&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>A hand tumbled from a large, coarse, handsome face thrust close to his:
-"Wassamatta bumpinninna people likeya owna sidewalk gotta miner slamya
-inna mushya bassar!" It was neither the mad potter nor the mad driver.</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me," said Barlow. "What did you say?"</p>
-
-<p>"Oh, yeah?" yelled the stranger dangerously, and waited for an answer.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow, with the feeling that he had somehow been suckered into
-the short end of an intricate land-title deal, heard himself reply
-belligerently, "Yeah!"</p>
-
-<p>The stranger let go of his shoulder and snarled, "Oh, yeah?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah!" said Barlow, yanking his jacket back into shape.</p>
-
-<p>"Aaah!" snarled the stranger, with more contempt and disgust than
-ferocity. He added an obscenity current in Barlow's time, a standard
-but physiologically impossible directive, and strutted off hulking his
-shoulders and balling his fists.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow walked on, trembling. Evidently he had handled it well enough.
-He stopped at a red light while the long, low dreamboats roared before
-him and pedestrians in the sidewalk flow with him threaded their ways
-through the stream of cars. Brakes screamed, fenders clanged and
-dented, hoarse cries flew back and forth between drivers and walkers.
-He leaped backward frantically as one car swerved over an arc of
-sidewalk to miss another.</p>
-
-<p>The signal changed to green, the cars kept on coming for about thirty
-seconds and then dwindled to an occasional light-runner. Barlow crossed
-warily and leaned against a vending machine, blowing big breaths.</p>
-
-<p><i>Look natural</i>, he told himself. <i>Do something normal. Buy something
-from the machine.</i></p>
-
-<p>He fumbled out some change, got a newspaper for a dime, a handkerchief
-for a quarter and a candy bar for another quarter.</p>
-
-<p>The faint chocolate smell made him ravenous suddenly. He clawed at the
-glassy wrapper printed "CRIGGLIES" quite futilely for a few seconds,
-and then it divided neatly by itself. The bar made three good bites,
-and he bought two more and gobbled them down.</p>
-
-<p>Thirsty, he drew a carbonated orange drink in another one of the glassy
-wrappers from the machine for another dime. When he fumbled with it, it
-divided neatly and spilled all over his knees. Barlow decided he had
-been there long enough and walked on.</p>
-
-<p>The shop windows were&mdash;shop windows. People still wore and bought
-clothes, still smoked and bought tobacco, still ate and bought food.
-And they still went to the movies, he saw with pleased surprise as he
-passed and then returned to a glittering place whose sign said it was
-THE BIJOU.</p>
-
-<p>The place seemed to be showing a quintuple feature, <i>Babies Are
-Terrible</i>, <i>Don't Have Children</i>, and <i>The Canali Kid</i>.</p>
-
-<p>It was irresistible; he paid a dollar and went in.</p>
-
-<p>He caught the tail-end of <i>The Canali Kid</i> in three-dimensional,
-full-color, full-scent production. It appeared to be an interplanetary
-saga winding up with a chase scene and a reconciliation between
-estranged hero and heroine. <i>Babies Are Terrible</i> and <i>Don't Have
-Children</i> were fantastic arguments against parenthood&mdash;the grotesquely
-exaggerated dangers of painfully graphic childbirth, vicious children,
-old parents beaten and starved by their sadistic offspring. The
-audience, Barlow astoundedly noted, was placidly champing sweets and
-showing no particular signs of revulsion.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Coming Attractions</i> drove him into the lobby. The fanfares
-were shattering, the blazing colors blinding, and the added scents
-stomach-heaving.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>When his eyes again became accustomed to the moderate lighting of the
-lobby, he groped his way to a bench and opened the newspaper he had
-bought. It turned out to be <i>The Racing Sheet</i>, which afflicted him
-with a crushing sense of loss. The familiar boxed index in the lower
-left hand corner of the front page showed almost unbearably that
-Churchill Downs and Empire City were still in business&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>Blinking back tears, he turned to the Past Performances at Churchill.
-They weren't using abbreviations any more, and the pages because of
-that were single-column instead of double. But it was all the same&mdash;or
-was it?</p>
-
-<p>He squinted at the first race, a three-quarter-mile maiden claimer for
-thirteen hundred dollars. Incredibly, the track record was two minutes,
-ten and three-fifths seconds. Any beetle in his time could have knocked
-off the three-quarter in one-fifteen. It was the same for the other
-distances, much worse for route events.</p>
-
-<p><i>What the hell had happened to everything?</i></p>
-
-<p>He studied the form of a five-year-old brown mare in the second and
-couldn't make head or tail of it. She'd won and lost and placed and
-showed and lost and placed without rhyme or reason. She looked like a
-front-runner for a couple of races and then she looked like a no-good
-pig and then she looked like a mudder but the next time it rained she
-wasn't and then she was a stayer and then she was a pig again. In a
-good five-thousand-dollar allowances event, too!</p>
-
-<p>Barlow looked at the other entries and it slowly dawned on him that
-they were all like the five-year-old brown mare. Not a single damned
-horse running had the slightest trace of class.</p>
-
-<p>Somebody sat down beside him and said, "That's the story."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow whirled to his feet and saw it was Tinny-Peete, his driver.</p>
-
-<p>"I was in doubts about telling you," said the psychist, "but I see you
-have some growing suspicions of the truth. Please don't get excited.
-It's all right, I tell you."</p>
-
-<p>"So you've got me," said Barlow.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Got</i> you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't pretend. I can put two and two together. You're the secret
-police. You and the rest of the aristocrats live in luxury on the sweat
-of these oppressed slaves. You're afraid of me because you have to keep
-them ignorant."</p>
-
-<p>There was a bellow of bright laughter from the psychist that got them
-blank looks from other patrons of the lobby. The laughter didn't sound
-at all sinister.</p>
-
-<p>"Let's get out of here," said Tinny-Peete, still chuckling. "You
-couldn't possibly have it more wrong." He engaged Barlow's arm and led
-him to the street. "The actual truth is that the millions of workers
-live in luxury on the sweat of the handful of aristocrats. I shall
-probably die before my time of overwork unless&mdash;" He gave Barlow a
-speculative look. "You may be able to help us."</p>
-
-<p>"I know that gag," sneered Barlow. "I made money in my time and to make
-money you have to get people on your side. Go ahead and shoot me if you
-want, but you're not going to make a fool out of me."</p>
-
-<p>"You nasty little ingrate!" snapped the psychist, with a kaleidoscopic
-change of mood. "This damned mess is all your fault and the fault of
-people like you! Now come along and no more of your nonsense."</p>
-
-<p>He yanked Barlow into an office building lobby and an elevator that,
-disconcertingly, went <i>whoosh</i> loudly as it rose. The real estate man's
-knees were wobbly as the psychist pushed him from the elevator, down a
-corridor and into an office.</p>
-
-<p>A hawk-faced man rose from a plain chair as the door closed behind
-them. After an angry look at Barlow, he asked the psychist, "Was I
-called from the Pole to inspect this&mdash;this&mdash;?"</p>
-
-<p>"Unget updandered. I've dee-probed etfind quasichance exhim
-Poprobattackline," said the psychist soothingly.</p>
-
-<p>"Doubt," grunted the hawk-faced man.</p>
-
-<p>"Try," suggested Tinny-Peete.</p>
-
-<p>"Very well. Mr. Barlow, I understand you and your lamented had no
-children."</p>
-
-<p>"What of it?"</p>
-
-<p>"This of it. You were a blind, selfish stupid ass to tolerate economic
-and social conditions which penalized child-bearing by the prudent and
-foresighted. You made us what we are today, and I want you to know that
-we are far from satisfied. Damn-fool rockets! Damn-fool automobiles!
-Damn-fool cities with overhead ramps!"</p>
-
-<p>"As far as I can see," said Barlow, "you're running down the best
-features of time. Are you crazy?"</p>
-
-<p>"The rockets aren't rockets. They're turbo-jets&mdash;good turbo-jets, but
-the fancy shell around them makes for a bad drag. The automobiles
-have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour&mdash;a kilometer is,
-if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a mile&mdash;and the
-speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers will think
-they're going two hundred and fifty. The cities are ridiculous,
-expensive, unsanitary, wasteful conglomerations of people who'd
-be better off and more productive if they were spread over the
-countryside.</p>
-
-<p>"We need the rockets and trick speedometers and cities because, while
-you and your kind were being prudent and foresighted and not having
-children, the migrant workers, slum dwellers and tenant farmers were
-shiftlessly and short-sightedly having children&mdash;breeding, breeding. My
-God, how they bred!"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Wait a minute," objected Barlow. "There were lots of people in our
-crowd who had two or three children."</p>
-
-<p>"The attrition of accidents, illness, wars and such took care of that.
-Your intelligence was bred out. It is gone. Children that should have
-been born never were. The just-average, they'll-get-along majority took
-over the population. The average IQ now is 45."</p>
-
-<p>"But that's far in the future&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"So are you," grunted the hawk-faced man sourly.</p>
-
-<p>"But who are <i>you</i> people?"</p>
-
-<p>"Just people&mdash;real people. Some generations ago, the geneticists
-realized at last that nobody was going to pay any attention to what
-they said, so they abandoned words for deeds. Specifically, they formed
-and recruited for a closed corporation intended to maintain and improve
-the breed. We are their descendants, about three million of us. There
-are five billion of the others, so we are their slaves.</p>
-
-<p>"During the past couple of years I've designed a skyscraper, kept
-Billings Memorial Hospital here in Chicago running, headed off war with
-Mexico and directed traffic at LaGuardia Field in New York."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't understand! Why don't you let them go to hell in their own
-way?"</p>
-
-<p>The man grimaced. "We tried it once for three months. We holed up at
-the South Pole and waited. They didn't notice it. Some drafting-room
-people were missing, some chief nurses didn't show up, minor government
-people on the non-policy level couldn't be located. It didn't seem to
-matter.</p>
-
-<p>"In a week there was hunger. In two weeks there were famine and plague,
-in three weeks war and anarchy. We called off the experiment; it took
-us most of the next generation to get things squared away again."</p>
-
-<p>"But why <i>didn't</i> you let them kill each other off?"</p>
-
-<p>"Five billion corpses mean about five hundred million tons of rotting
-flesh."</p>
-
-<p>Barlow had another idea. "Why don't you sterilize them?"</p>
-
-<p>"Two and one-half billion operations is a lot of operations. Because
-they breed continuously, the job would never be done."</p>
-
-<p>"I see. Like the marching Chinese!"</p>
-
-<p>"Who the devil are they?"</p>
-
-<p>"It was a&mdash;uh&mdash;paradox of my time. Somebody figured out that if all
-the Chinese in the world were to line up four abreast, I think it was,
-and start marching past a given point, they'd never stop because of the
-babies that would be born and grow up before they passed the point."</p>
-
-<p>"That's right. Only instead of 'a given point,' make it 'the largest
-conceivable number of operating rooms that we could build and staff.'
-There could never be enough."</p>
-
-<p>"Say!" said Barlow. "Those movies about babies&mdash;was that your
-propaganda?"</p>
-
-<p>"It was. It doesn't seem to mean a thing to them. We have abandoned the
-idea of attempting propaganda contrary to a biological drive."</p>
-
-<p>"So if you work <i>with</i> a biological drive&mdash;?"</p>
-
-<p>"I know of none which is consistent with inhibition of fertility."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow's face went poker-blank, the result of years of careful
-discipline. "You don't, huh? You're the great brains and you can't
-think of any?"</p>
-
-<p>"Why, no," said the psychist innocently. "Can you?"</p>
-
-<p>"That depends. I sold ten thousand acres of Siberian tundra&mdash;through
-a dummy firm, of course&mdash;after the partition of Russia. The buyers
-thought they were getting improved building lots on the outskirts of
-Kiev. I'd say that was a lot tougher than this job."</p>
-
-<p>"How so?" asked the hawk-faced man.</p>
-
-<p>"Those were normal, suspicious customers and these are morons, born
-suckers. You just figure out a con they'll fall for; they won't know
-enough to do any smart checking."</p>
-
-<p>The psychist and the hawk-faced man had also had training; they kept
-themselves from looking with sudden hope at each other.</p>
-
-<p>"You seem to have something in mind," said the psychist.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow's poker face went blanker still. "Maybe I have. I haven't heard
-any offer yet."</p>
-
-<p>"There's the satisfaction of knowing that you've prevented Earth's
-resources from being so plundered," the hawk-faced man pointed out,
-"that the race will soon become extinct."</p>
-
-<p>"I don't know that," Barlow said bluntly. "All I have is your word."</p>
-
-<p>"If you really have a method, I don't think any price would be too
-great," the psychist offered.</p>
-
-<p>"Money," said Barlow.</p>
-
-<p>"All you want."</p>
-
-<p>"More than you want," the hawk-faced man corrected.</p>
-
-<p>"Prestige," added Barlow. "Plenty of publicity. My picture and my name
-in the papers and over TV every day, statues to me, parks and cities
-and streets and other things named after me. A whole chapter in the
-history books."</p>
-
-<p>The psychist made a facial sign to the hawk-faced man that meant, "Oh,
-brother!"</p>
-
-<p>The hawk-faced man signaled back, "Steady, boy!"</p>
-
-<p>"It's not too much to ask," the psychist agreed.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow, sensing a seller's market, said, "Power!"</p>
-
-<p>"Power?" the hawk-faced man repeated puzzledly. "Your own hydro station
-or nuclear pile?"</p>
-
-<p>"I mean a world dictatorship with me as dictator!"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, now&mdash;" said the psychist, but the hawk-faced man interrupted,
-"It would take a special emergency act of Congress but the situation
-warrants it. I think that can be guaranteed."</p>
-
-<p>"Could you give us some indication of your plan?" the psychist asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Ever hear of lemmings?"</p>
-
-<p>"No."</p>
-
-<p>"They are&mdash;were, I guess, since you haven't heard of them&mdash;little
-animals in Norway, and every few years they'd swarm to the coast and
-swim out to sea until they drowned. I figure on putting some lemming
-urge into the population."</p>
-
-<p>"How?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll save that till I get the right signatures on the deal."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The hawk-faced man said, "I'd like to work with you on it, Barlow. My
-name's Ryan-Ngana." He put out his hand.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow looked closely at the hand, then at the man's face. "Ryan what?"</p>
-
-<p>"Ngana."</p>
-
-<p>"That sounds like an African name."</p>
-
-<p>"It is. My mother's father was a Watusi."</p>
-
-<p>Barlow didn't take the hand. "I thought you looked pretty dark. I don't
-want to hurt your feelings, but I don't think I'd be at my best working
-with you. There must be somebody else just as well qualified, I'm sure."</p>
-
-<p>The psychist made a facial sign to Ryan-Ngana that meant, "Steady
-<i>yourself</i>, boy!"</p>
-
-<p>"Very well," Ryan-Ngana told Barlow. "We'll see what arrangement can be
-made."</p>
-
-<p>"It's not that I'm prejudiced, you understand. Some of my best
-friends&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"Mr. Barlow, don't give it another thought. Anybody who could pick on
-the lemming analogy is going to be useful to us."</p>
-
-<p>And so he would, thought Ryan-Ngana, alone in the office after
-Tinny-Peete had taken Barlow up to the helicopter stage. So he
-would. Poprob had exhausted every rational attempt and the new
-Poprobattacklines would have to be irrational or sub-rational. This
-creature from the past with his lemming legends and his improved
-building lots would be a fountain of precious vicious self-interest.</p>
-
-<p>Ryan-Ngana sighed and stretched. He had to go and run the San
-Francisco subway. Summoned early from the Pole to study Barlow, he'd
-left unfinished a nice little theorem. Between interruptions, he was
-slowly constructing an n-dimensional geometry whose foundations and
-superstructure owed no debt whatsoever to intuition.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Upstairs, waiting for a helicopter, Barlow was explaining to
-Tinny-Peete that he had nothing against Negroes, and Tinny-Peete wished
-he had some of Ryan-Ngana's imperturbability and humor for the ordeal.</p>
-
-<p>The helicopter took them to International Airport where, Tinny-Peete
-explained, Barlow would leave for the Pole.</p>
-
-<p>The man from the past wasn't sure he'd like a dreary waste of ice and
-cold.</p>
-
-<p>"It's all right," said the psychist. "A civilized layout. Warm,
-pleasant. You'll be able to work more efficiently there. All the facts
-at your fingertips, a good secretary&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll need a pretty big staff," said Barlow, who had learned from
-thousands of deals never to take the first offer.</p>
-
-<p>"I meant a private, confidential one," said Tinny-Peete readily, "but
-you can have as many as you want. You'll naturally have top-primary-top
-priority if you really have a workable plan."</p>
-
-<p>"Let's not forget this dictatorship angle," said Barlow.</p>
-
-<p>He didn't know that the psychist would just as readily have promised
-him deification to get him happily on the "rocket" for the Pole.
-Tinny-Peete had no wish to be torn limb from limb; he knew very
-well that it would end that way if the population learned from this
-anachronism that there was a small elite which considered itself
-head, shoulders, trunk and groin above the rest. The fact that this
-assumption was perfectly true and the fact that the elite was condemned
-by its superiority to a life of the most grinding toil would not be
-considered; the difference would.</p>
-
-<p>The psychist finally put Barlow aboard the "rocket" with some thirty
-people&mdash;real people&mdash;headed for the Pole.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow was airsick all the way because of a post-hypnotic suggestion
-Tinny-Peete had planted in him. One idea was to make him as averse as
-possible to a return trip, and another idea was to spare the other
-passengers from his aggressive, talkative company.</p>
-
-<p>Barlow during the first day at the pole was reminded
-of his first day in the Army. It was the same
-now-where-the-hell-are-we-going-to-put-<i>you</i>? business until he took a
-firm line with them. Then instead of acting like supply sergeants they
-acted like hotel clerks.</p>
-
-<p>It was a wonderful, wonderfully calculated buildup, and one that he
-failed to suspect. After all, in his time a visitor from the past would
-have been lionized.</p>
-
-<p>At day's end he reclined in a snug underground billet with the 60-mile
-gales roaring yards overhead, and tried to put two and two together.</p>
-
-<p>It was like old times, he thought&mdash;like a coup in real estate where
-you had the competition by the throat, like a 50-per cent rent boost
-when you knew damned well there was no place for the tenants to move,
-like smiling when you read over the breakfast orange juice that the
-city council had decided to build a school on the ground you had
-acquired by a deal with the city council. And it was simple. He would
-just sell tundra building lots to eagerly suicidal lemmings, and that
-was absolutely all there was to solving the Problem that had these
-double-domes spinning.</p>
-
-<p>They'd have to work out most of the details, naturally, but what the
-hell, that was what subordinates were for. He'd need specialists in
-advertising, engineering, communications&mdash;did they know anything about
-hypnotism? That might be helpful. If not, there'd have to be a lot of
-bribery done, but he'd make sure&mdash;damned sure&mdash;there were unlimited
-funds.</p>
-
-<p>Just selling building lots to lemmings....</p>
-
-<p>He wished, as he fell asleep, that poor Verna could have been in on
-this. It was his biggest, most stupendous deal. Verna&mdash;that sharp
-shyster Sam Immerman must have swindled her....</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>It began the next day with people coming to visit him. He knew the
-approach. They merely wanted to be helpful to their illustrious visitor
-from the past and would he help fill them in about his era, which
-unfortunately was somewhat obscure historically, and what did he think
-could be done about the Problem? He told them he was too old to be
-roped any more, and they wouldn't get any information out of him until
-he got a letter of intent from at least the Polar President, and a
-session of the Polar Congress empowered to make him dictator.</p>
-
-<p>He got the letter and the session. He presented his program, was asked
-whether his conscience didn't revolt at its callousness, explained
-succinctly that a deal was a deal and anybody who wasn't smart enough
-to protect himself didn't deserve protection&mdash;"Caveat emptor," he threw
-in for scholarship, and had to translate it to "Let the buyer beware."
-He didn't, he stated, give a damn about either the morons or their
-intelligent slaves; he'd told them his price and that was all he was
-interested in.</p>
-
-<p>Would they meet it or wouldn't they?</p>
-
-<p>The Polar President offered to resign in his favor, with certain
-temporary emergency powers that the Polar Congress would vote him if
-he thought them necessary. Barlow demanded the title of World Dictator,
-complete control of world finances, salary to be decided by himself,
-and the publicity campaign and historical writeup to begin at once.</p>
-
-<p>"As for the emergency powers," he added, "they are neither to be
-temporary nor limited."</p>
-
-<p>Somebody wanted the floor to discuss the matter, with the declared hope
-that perhaps Barlow would modify his demands.</p>
-
-<p>"You've got the proposition," Barlow said. "I'm not knocking off even
-ten per cent."</p>
-
-<p>"But what if the Congress refuses, sir?" the President asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Then you can stay up here at the Pole and try to work it out
-yourselves. I'll get what I want from the morons. A shrewd operator
-like me doesn't have to compromise; I haven't got a single competitor
-in this whole cockeyed moronic era."</p>
-
-<p>Congress waived debate and voted by show of hands. Barlow won
-unanimously.</p>
-
-<p>"You don't know how close you came to losing me," he said in his first
-official address to the joint Houses. "I'm not the boy to haggle;
-either I get what I ask or I go elsewhere. The first thing I want is
-to see designs for a new palace for me&mdash;nothing <i>un</i>ostentatious,
-either&mdash;and your best painters and sculptors to start working on my
-portraits and statues. Meanwhile, I'll get my staff together."</p>
-
-<p>He dismissed the Polar President and the Polar Congress, telling them
-that he'd let them know when the next meeting would be.</p>
-
-<p>A week later, the program started with North America the first target.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Garvy was resting after dinner before the ordeal of turning on
-the dishwasher. The TV, of course, was on and it said: "Oooh!"&mdash;long,
-shuddery and ecstatic, the cue for the <i>Parfum Assault Criminale</i> spot
-commercial. "Girls," said the announcer hoarsely, "do you want your
-man? It's easy to get him&mdash;easy as a trip to Venus."</p>
-
-<p>"Huh?" said Mrs. Garvy.</p>
-
-<p>"Wassamatter?" snorted her husband, starting out of a doze.</p>
-
-<p>"Ja hear that?"</p>
-
-<p>"Wha'?"</p>
-
-<p>"He said 'easy like a trip to Venus.'"</p>
-
-<p>"So?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, I thought ya couldn't get to Venus. I thought they just had that
-one rocket thing that crashed on the Moon."</p>
-
-<p>"Aah, women don't keep up with the news," said Garvy righteously,
-subsiding again.</p>
-
-<p>"Oh," said his wife uncertainly.</p>
-
-<p>And the next day, on <i>Henry's Other Mistress</i>, there was a new
-character who had just breezed in: Buzz Rentshaw, Master Rocket Pilot
-of the Venus run. On <i>Henry's Other Mistress</i>, "the broadcast drama
-about you and your neighbors, <i>folksy</i> people, <i>ordinary</i> people,
-<i>real</i> people"! Mrs. Garvy listened with amazement over a cooling cup
-of coffee as Buzz made hay of her hazy convictions.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus3.jpg" width="485" height="500" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>MONA: Darling, it's so good to see you again!</p>
-
-<p>BUZZ: You don't know how I've missed you on that dreary Venus run.</p>
-
-<p>SOUND: <i>Venetian blind run down, key turned in door lock.</i></p>
-
-<p>MONA: Was it <i>very</i> dull, dearest?</p>
-
-<p>BUZZ: Let's not talk about my humdrum job, darling. Let's talk about us.</p>
-
-<p>SOUND: <i>Creaking bed.</i></p>
-
-<p>Well, the program was back to normal at last. That evening Mrs. Garvy
-tried to ask again whether her husband was sure about those rockets,
-but he was dozing right through <i>Take It and Stick It</i>, so she watched
-the screen and forgot the puzzle.</p>
-
-<p>She was still rocking with laughter at the gag line, "Would you buy it
-for a quarter?" when the commercial went on for the detergent powder
-she always faithfully loaded her dishwasher with on the first of every
-month.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The announcer displayed mountains of suds from a tiny piece of the
-stuff and coyly added: "Of course, Cleano don't lay around for you to
-pick up like the soap root on Venus, but it's pretty cheap and it's
-almost pretty near just as good. So for us plain folks who ain't lucky
-enough to live up there on Venus, Cleano is the real cleaning stuff!"</p>
-
-<p>Then the chorus went into their "Cleano-is-the-stuff" jingle, but Mrs.
-Garvy didn't hear it. She was a stubborn woman, but it occurred to her
-that she was very sick indeed. She didn't want to worry her husband.
-The next day she quietly made an appointment with her family freud.</p>
-
-<p>In the waiting room she picked up a fresh new copy of <i>Readers Pablum</i>
-and put it down with a faint palpitation. The lead article, according
-to the table of contents on the cover, was titled "The Most Memorable
-Venusian I Ever Met."</p>
-
-<p>"The freud will see you now," said the nurse, and Mrs. Garvy tottered
-into his office.</p>
-
-<p>His traditional glasses and whiskers were reassuring. She choked out
-the ritual: "Freud, forgive me, for I have neuroses."</p>
-
-<p>He chanted the antiphonal: "Tut, my dear girl, what seems to be the
-trouble?"</p>
-
-<p>"I got like a hole in the head," she quavered. "I seem to forget all
-kinds of things. Things like everybody seems to know and I don't."</p>
-
-<p>"Well, that happens to everybody occasionally, my dear. I suggest a
-vacation on Venus."</p>
-
-<p>The freud stared, open-mouthed, at the empty chair. His nurse came in
-and demanded, "Hey, you see how she scrammed? What was the matter with
-<i>her</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>He took off his glasses and whiskers meditatively. "You can search
-me. I told her she should maybe try a vacation on Venus." A momentary
-bafflement came into his face and he dug through his desk drawers
-until he found a copy of the four-color, profusely illustrated journal
-of his profession. It had come that morning and he had lip-read it,
-though looking mostly at the pictures. He leafed through to the article
-<i>Advantages of the Planet Venus in Rest Cures</i>.</p>
-
-<p>"It's right there," he said.</p>
-
-<p>The nurse looked. "It sure is," she agreed. "Why shouldn't it be?"</p>
-
-<p>"The trouble with these here neurotics," decided the freud, "is that
-they all the time got to fight reality. Show in the next twitch."</p>
-
-<p>He put on his glasses and whiskers again and forgot Mrs. Garvy and her
-strange behavior.</p>
-
-<p>"Freud, forgive me, for I have neuroses."</p>
-
-<p>"Tut, my dear girl, what seems to be the trouble?"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Like many cures of mental disorders, Mrs. Garvy's was achieved largely
-by self-treatment. She disciplined herself sternly out of the crazy
-notion that there had been only one rocket ship and that one a failure.
-She could join without wincing, eventually, in any conversation on the
-desirability of Venus as a place to retire, on its fabulous floral
-profusion. Finally she went to Venus.</p>
-
-<p>All her friends were trying to book passage with the Evening Star
-Travel and Real Estate Corporation, but naturally the demand was
-crushing. She considered herself lucky to get a seat at last for the
-two-week summer cruise. The space ship took off from a place called
-Los Alamos, New Mexico. It looked just like all the spaceships on
-television and in the picture magazines, but was more comfortable than
-you would expect.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Garvy was delighted with the fifty or so fellow-passengers
-assembled before takeoff. They were from all over the country and
-she had a distinct impression that they were on the brainy side. The
-captain, a tall, hawk-faced, impressive fellow named Ryan-Something
-or other, welcomed them aboard and trusted that their trip would be a
-memorable one. He regretted that there would be nothing to see because,
-"due to the meteorite season," the ports would be dogged down. It was
-disappointing, yet reassuring that the line was taking no chances.</p>
-
-<p>There was the expected momentary discomfort at takeoff and then two
-monotonous days of droning travel through space to be whiled away in
-the lounge at cards or craps. The landing was a routine bump and the
-voyagers were issued tablets to swallow to immunize them against any
-minor ailments. When the tablets took effect, the lock was opened and
-Venus was theirs.</p>
-
-<p>It looked much like a tropical island on Earth, except for a blanket
-of cloud overhead. But it had a heady, other-worldly quality that was
-intoxicating and glamorous.</p>
-
-<p>The ten days of the vacation were suffused with a hazy magic. The soap
-root, as advertised, was free and sudsy. The fruits, mostly tropical
-varieties transplanted from Earth, were delightful. The simple shelters
-provided by the travel company were more than adequate for the balmy
-days and nights.</p>
-
-<p>It was with sincere regret that the voyagers filed again into the ship,
-and swallowed more tablets doled out to counteract and sterilize any
-Venus illnesses they might unwittingly communicate to Earth.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Vacationing was one thing. Power politics was another.</p>
-
-<p>At the Pole, a small man was in a soundproof room, his face deathly
-pale and his body limp in a straight chair.</p>
-
-<p>In the American Senate Chamber, Senator Hull-Mendoza (Synd., N. Cal.)
-was saying: "Mr. President and gentlemen, I would be remiss in my duty
-as a legislature if'n I didn't bring to the attention of the au-gust
-body I see here a perilous situation which is fraught with peril.
-As is well known to members of this au-gust body, the perfection of
-space flight has brought with it a situation I can only describe
-as fraught with peril. Mr. President and gentlemen, now that swift
-American rockets now traverse the trackless void of space between this
-planet and our nearest planetarial neighbor in space&mdash;and, gentlemen, I
-refer to Venus, the star of dawn, the brightest jewel in fair Vulcan's
-diadome&mdash;now, I say, I want to inquire what steps are being taken
-to colonize Venus with a vanguard of patriotic citizens like those
-minutemen of yore.</p>
-
-<p>"Mr. President and gentlemen! There are in this world nations, envious
-nations&mdash;I do not name Mexico&mdash;who by fair means or foul may seek to
-wrest from Columbia's grasp the torch of freedom of space; nations
-whose low living standards and innate depravity give them an unfair
-advantage over the citizens of our fair republic.</p>
-
-<p>"This is my program: I suggest that a city of more than 100,000
-population be selected by lot. The citizens of the fortunate city
-are to be awarded choice lands on Venus free and clear, to have and
-to hold and convey to their descendants. And the national government
-shall provide free transportation to Venus for these citizens. And this
-program shall continue, city by city, until there has been deposited on
-Venus a sufficient vanguard of citizens to protect our manifest rights
-in that planet.</p>
-
-<p>"Objections will be raised, for carping critics we have always with
-us. They will say there isn't enough steel. They will call it a cheap
-giveaway. I say there <i>is</i> enough steel for <i>one</i> city's population to
-be transferred to Venus, and that is all that is needed. For when the
-time comes for the second city to be transferred, the first, emptied
-city can be wrecked for the needed steel! And is it a giveaway? Yes! It
-is the most glorious giveaway in the history of mankind! Mr. President
-and gentlemen, there is no time to waste&mdash;Venus must be American!"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Black-Kupperman, at the Pole, opened his eyes and said feebly, "The
-style was a little uneven. Do you think anybody'll notice?"</p>
-
-<p>"You did fine, boy; just fine," Barlow reassured him.</p>
-
-<p>Hull-Mendoza's bill became law.</p>
-
-<p>Drafting machines at the South Pole were busy around the clock and the
-Pittsburgh steel mills spewed millions of plates into the Los Alamos
-spaceport of the Evening Star Travel and Real Estate Corporation. It
-was going to be Los Angeles, for logistic reasons, and the three most
-accomplished psycho-kineticists went to Washington and mingled in the
-crowd at the drawing to make certain that the Los Angeles capsule
-slithered into the fingers of the blind-folded Senator.</p>
-
-<p>Los Angeles loved the idea and a forest of spaceships began to blossom
-in the desert. They weren't very good space ships, but they didn't have
-to be.</p>
-
-<p>A team at the Pole worked at Barlow's direction on a mail setup. There
-would have to be letters to and from Venus to keep the slightest
-taint of suspicion from arising. Luckily Barlow remembered that the
-problem had been solved once before&mdash;by Hitler. Relatives of persons
-incinerated in the furnaces of Lublin or Majdanek continued to get
-cheery postal cards.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The Los Angeles flight went off on schedule, under tremendous press,
-newsreel and television coverage. The world cheered the gallant
-Angelenos who were setting off on their patriotic voyage to the land
-of milk and honey. The forest of spaceships thundered up, and up, and
-out of sight without untoward incident. Billions envied the Angelenos,
-cramped and on short rations though they were.</p>
-
-<p>Wreckers from San Francisco, whose capsule came up second, moved
-immediately into the city of the angels for the scrap steel their own
-flight would require. Senator Hull-Mendoza's constituents could do no
-less.</p>
-
-<p>The president of Mexico, hypnotically alarmed at this extension of
-<i>yanqui imperialismo</i> beyond the stratosphere, launched his own
-Venus-colony program.</p>
-
-<p>Across the water it was England versus Ireland, France versus Germany,
-China versus Russia, India versus Indonesia. Ancient hatreds grew into
-the flames that were rocket ships assailing the air by hundreds daily.</p>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p>Dear Ed, how are you? Sam and I are fine and hope you are fine. Is
-it nice up there like they say with food and close grone on trees?
-I drove by Springfield yesterday and it sure looked funny all the
-buildings down but of coarse it is worth it we have to keep the
-greasers in their place. Do you have any truble with them on Venus?
-Drop me a line some time. Your loving sister, Alma.</p>
-
-<p>Dear Alma, I am fine and hope you are fine. It is a fine place here
-fine climate and easy living. The doctor told me today that I seem to
-be ten years younger. He thinks there is something in the air here
-keeps people young. We do not have much trouble with the greasers here
-they keep to theirselves it is just a question of us outnumbering them
-and staking out the best places for the Americans. In South Bay I know
-a nice little island that I have been saving for you and Sam with lots
-of blanket trees and ham bushes. Hoping to see you and Sam soon, your
-loving brother, Ed.</p></blockquote>
-
-<p>Sam and Alma were on their way shortly.</p>
-
-<p>Poprob got a dividend in every nation after the emigration had passed
-the halfway mark. The lonesome stay-at-homes were unable to bear the
-melancholy of a low population density; their conditioning had been to
-swarms of their kin. After that point it was possible to foist off the
-crudest stripped-down accommodations on would-be emigrants; they didn't
-care.</p>
-
-<p>Black-Kupperman did a final job on President Hull-Mendoza, the last
-job that genius of hypnotics would ever do on any moron, important or
-otherwise.</p>
-
-<p>Hull-Mendoza, panic-stricken by his presidency over an emptying nation,
-joined his constituents. The <i>Independence</i>, aboard which traveled
-the national government of America, was the most elaborate of all the
-spaceships&mdash;bigger, more comfortable, with a lounge that was handsome,
-though cramped, and cloakrooms for Senators and Representatives. It
-went, however, to the same place as the others and Black-Kupperman
-killed himself, leaving a note that stated he "couldn't live with my
-conscience."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The day after the American President departed, Barlow flew into a rage.
-Across his specially built desk were supposed to flow all Poprob
-high-level documents and this thing&mdash;this outrageous thing&mdash;called
-Poprob<i>term</i> apparently had got into the executive stage before he had
-even had a glimpse of it!</p>
-
-<p>He buzzed for Rogge-Smith, his statistician. Rogge-Smith seemed to be
-at the bottom of it. Poprobterm seemed to be about first and second and
-third derivatives, whatever they were. Barlow had a deep distrust of
-anything more complex than what he called an "average."</p>
-
-<p>While Rogge-Smith was still at the door, Barlow snapped, "What's the
-meaning of this? Why haven't I been consulted? How far have you people
-got and why have you been working on something I haven't authorized?"</p>
-
-<p>"Didn't want to bother you, Chief," said Rogge-Smith. "It was really
-a technical matter, kind of a final cleanup. Want to come and see the
-work?"</p>
-
-<p>Mollified, Barlow followed his statistician down the corridor.</p>
-
-<p>"You still shouldn't have gone ahead without my okay," he grumbled.
-"Where the hell would you people have been without me?"</p>
-
-<p>"That's right, Chief. We couldn't have swung it ourselves; our minds
-just don't work that way. And all that stuff you knew from Hitler&mdash;it
-wouldn't have occurred to us. Like poor Black-Kupperman."</p>
-
-<p>They were in a fair-sized machine shop at the end of a slight upward
-incline. It was cold. Rogge-Smith pushed a button that started a motor,
-and a flood of arctic light poured in as the roof parted slowly. It
-showed a small spaceship with the door open.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Barlow gaped as Rogge-Smith took him by the elbow and his other boys
-appeared: Swenson-Swenson, the engineer; Tsutsugimushi-Duncan, his
-propellants man; Kalb-French, advertising.</p>
-
-<p>"In you go, Chief," said Tsutsugimushi-Duncan. "This is Poprobterm."</p>
-
-<p>"But I'm the world Dictator!"</p>
-
-<p>"You bet, Chief. You'll be in history, all right&mdash;but this is
-necessary, I'm afraid."</p>
-
-<p>The door was closed. Acceleration slammed Barlow cruelly to the metal
-floor. Something broke and warm, wet stuff, salty-tasting, ran from his
-mouth to his chin. Arctic sunlight through a port suddenly became a
-fierce lancet stabbing at his eyes; he was out of the atmosphere.</p>
-
-<p>Lying twisted and broken under the acceleration, Barlow realized that
-some things had not changed, that Jack Ketch was never asked to dinner
-however many shillings you paid him to do your dirty work, that murder
-will out, that crime pays only temporarily.</p>
-
-<p>The last thing he learned was that death is the end of pain.</p>
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-<pre>
-
-
-
-
-
-End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Marching Morons, by C.M. Kornbluth
-
-*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MARCHING MORONS ***
-
-***** This file should be named 51233-h.htm or 51233-h.zip *****
-This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:
- http://www.gutenberg.org/5/1/2/3/51233/
-
-Produced by Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
-
-
-Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions
-will be renamed.
-
-Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no
-one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation
-(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
-permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules,
-set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
-copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to
-protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project
-Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you
-charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you
-do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the
-rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose
-such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and
-research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do
-practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
-subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
-redistribution.
-
-
-
-*** START: FULL LICENSE ***
-
-THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE
-PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK
-
-To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free
-distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
-(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project
-Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project
-Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at
-http://gutenberg.org/license).
-
-
-Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic works
-
-1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
-and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
-(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
-the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy
-all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession.
-If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the
-terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or
-entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.
-
-1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be
-used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
-agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
-things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works
-even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
-paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
-and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works. See paragraph 1.E below.
-
-1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation"
-or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the
-collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an
-individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are
-located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from
-copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative
-works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg
-are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project
-Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by
-freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of
-this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with
-the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by
-keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project
-Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others.
-
-1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern
-what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in
-a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check
-the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement
-before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or
-creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project
-Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning
-the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United
-States.
-
-1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:
-
-1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate
-access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently
-whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the
-phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project
-Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed,
-copied or distributed:
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
-with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license
-
-1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived
-from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is
-posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied
-and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees
-or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work
-with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the
-work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1
-through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the
-Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or
-1.E.9.
-
-1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted
-with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution
-must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional
-terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked
-to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the
-permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work.
-
-1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm
-License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this
-work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm.
-
-1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this
-electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
-prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
-active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
-Gutenberg-tm License.
-
-1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
-compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any
-word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or
-distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than
-"Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version
-posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.org),
-you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a
-copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon
-request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other
-form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm
-License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.
-
-1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
-performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works
-unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.
-
-1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
-access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided
-that
-
-- You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
- the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method
- you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is
- owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he
- has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the
- Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments
- must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you
- prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax
- returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and
- sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the
- address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to
- the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation."
-
-- You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
- you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
- does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm
- License. You must require such a user to return or
- destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium
- and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of
- Project Gutenberg-tm works.
-
-- You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any
- money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
- electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days
- of receipt of the work.
-
-- You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
- distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works.
-
-1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set
-forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from
-both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael
-Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the
-Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below.
-
-1.F.
-
-1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable
-effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread
-public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm
-collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
-"Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
-corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
-property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
-computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
-your equipment.
-
-1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right
-of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project
-Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project
-Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
-liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
-fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
-LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
-PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH 1.F.3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
-TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
-LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
-INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
-DAMAGE.
-
-1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a
-defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
-receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
-written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
-received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with
-your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with
-the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a
-refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity
-providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to
-receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy
-is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further
-opportunities to fix the problem.
-
-1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth
-in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS' WITH NO OTHER
-WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
-WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.
-
-1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
-warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages.
-If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the
-law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be
-interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by
-the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any
-provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions.
-
-1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the
-trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
-providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance
-with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production,
-promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works,
-harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees,
-that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do
-or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm
-work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any
-Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause.
-
-
-Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of
-electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers
-including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists
-because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from
-people in all walks of life.
-
-Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
-assistance they need, are critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's
-goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will
-remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
-Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
-and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations.
-To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation
-and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4
-and the Foundation web page at http://www.pglaf.org.
-
-
-Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
-Foundation
-
-The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
-501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
-state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
-Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
-number is 64-6221541. Its 501(c)(3) letter is posted at
-http://pglaf.org/fundraising. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent
-permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.
-
-The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S.
-Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered
-throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at
-809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email
-business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact
-information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official
-page at http://pglaf.org
-
-For additional contact information:
- Dr. Gregory B. Newby
- Chief Executive and Director
- gbnewby@pglaf.org
-
-
-Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide
-spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of
-increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be
-freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest
-array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations
-($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt
-status with the IRS.
-
-The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
-charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
-States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
-considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
-with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
-where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To
-SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any
-particular state visit http://pglaf.org
-
-While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
-have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
-against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
-approach us with offers to donate.
-
-International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
-any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
-outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.
-
-Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
-methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
-ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations.
-To donate, please visit: http://pglaf.org/donate
-
-
-Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works.
-
-Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm
-concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
-with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
-Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.
-
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed
-editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S.
-unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily
-keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition.
-
-
-Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility:
-
- http://www.gutenberg.org
-
-This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm,
-including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
-Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to
-subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.
-
-
-</pre>
-
-</body>
-</html>
diff --git a/old/51233-h/images/cover.jpg b/old/51233-h/images/cover.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index 97b6dd5..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h/images/cover.jpg
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ
diff --git a/old/51233-h/images/illus1.jpg b/old/51233-h/images/illus1.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index 2c6e005..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h/images/illus1.jpg
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ
diff --git a/old/51233-h/images/illus2.jpg b/old/51233-h/images/illus2.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index a4a8f06..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h/images/illus2.jpg
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ
diff --git a/old/51233-h/images/illus3.jpg b/old/51233-h/images/illus3.jpg
deleted file mode 100644
index ab3512a..0000000
--- a/old/51233-h/images/illus3.jpg
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ
diff --git a/old/51233.txt b/old/51233.txt
deleted file mode 100644
index edd1d7c..0000000
--- a/old/51233.txt
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,1926 +0,0 @@
-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Marching Morons, by C.M. Kornbluth
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
-with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license
-
-
-Title: The Marching Morons
-
-Author: C.M. Kornbluth
-
-Release Date: February 16, 2016 [EBook #51233]
-
-Language: English
-
-Character set encoding: ASCII
-
-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MARCHING MORONS ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
- The Marching Morons
-
- By C. M. KORNBLUTH
-
- Illustrated by DON SIBLEY
-
- [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
- Galaxy Science Fiction April 1951.
- Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
- the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
-
-
- In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man, of
- course, is king. But how about a live wire, a smart
- businessman, in a civilization of 100% pure chumps?
-
-
-Some things had not changed. A potter's wheel was still a potter's
-wheel and clay was still clay. Efim Hawkins had built his shop near
-Goose Lake, which had a narrow band of good fat clay and a narrow beach
-of white sand. He fired three bottle-nosed kilns with willow charcoal
-from the wood lot. The wood lot was also useful for long walks while
-the kilns were cooling; if he let himself stay within sight of them,
-he would open them prematurely, impatient to see how some new shape or
-glaze had come through the fire, and--_ping!_--the new shape or glaze
-would be good for nothing but the shard pile back of his slip tanks.
-
-A business conference was in full swing in his shop, a modest cube
-of brick, tile-roofed, as the Chicago-Los Angeles "rocket" thundered
-overhead--very noisy, very swept-back, very fiery jets, shaped as
-sleekly swift-looking as an airborne barracuda.
-
-The buyer from Marshall Fields was turning over a black-glazed one
-liter carafe, nodding approval with his massive, handsome head. "This
-is real pretty," he told Hawkins and his own secretary, Gomez-Laplace.
-"This has got lots of what ya call real est'etic principles. Yeah, it
-is real pretty."
-
-"How much?" the secretary asked the potter.
-
-"Seven-fifty each in dozen lots," said Hawkins. "I ran up fifteen dozen
-last month."
-
-"They are real est'etic," repeated the buyer from Fields. "I will take
-them all."
-
-"I don't think we can do that, doctor," said the secretary. "They'd
-cost us $1,350. That would leave only $532 in our quarter's budget.
-And we still have to run down to East Liverpool to pick up some cheap
-dinner sets."
-
-"Dinner sets?" asked the buyer, his big face full of wonder.
-
-"Dinner sets. The department's been out of them for two months now. Mr.
-Garvy-Seabright got pretty nasty about it yesterday. Remember?"
-
-"Garvy-Seabright, that meat-headed bluenose," the buyer said
-contemptuously. "He don't know nothin' about est'etics. Why for don't
-he lemme run my own department?" His eye fell on a stray copy of
-_Whambozambo Comix_ and he sat down with it. An occasional deep chuckle
-or grunt of surprise escaped him as he turned the pages.
-
-Uninterrupted, the potter and the buyer's secretary quickly closed a
-deal for two dozen of the liter carafes. "I wish we could take more,"
-said the secretary, "but you heard what I told him. We've had to
-turn away customers for ordinary dinnerware because he shot the last
-quarter's budget on some Mexican piggy banks some equally enthusiastic
-importer stuck him with. The fifth floor is packed solid with them."
-
-"I'll bet they look mighty est'etic."
-
-"They're painted with purple cacti."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The potter shuddered and caressed the glaze of the sample carafe.
-
-The buyer looked up and rumbled, "Ain't you dummies through yakkin'
-yet? What good's a seckertary for if'n he don't take the burden of
-_de_-tail off'n my back, harh?"
-
-"We're all through, doctor. Are you ready to go?"
-
-The buyer grunted peevishly, dropped _Whambozambo Comix_ on the floor
-and led the way out of the building and down the log corduroy road to
-the highway. His car was waiting on the concrete. It was, like all
-contemporary cars, too low-slung to get over the logs. He climbed down
-into the car and started the motor with a tremendous sparkle and roar.
-
-"Gomez-Laplace," called out the potter under cover of the noise, "did
-anything come of the radiation program they were working on the last
-time I was on duty at the Pole?"
-
-"The same old fallacy," said the secretary gloomily. "It stopped us on
-mutation, it stopped us on culling, it stopped us on segregation, and
-now it's stopped us on hypnosis."
-
-"Well, I'm scheduled back to the grind in nine days. Time for another
-firing right now. I've got a new luster to try...."
-
-"I'll miss you. I shall be 'vacationing'--running the drafting room of
-the New Century Engineering Corporation in Denver. They're going to put
-up a two hundred-story office building, and naturally somebody's got to
-be on hand."
-
-"Naturally," said Hawkins with a sour smile.
-
-There was an ear-piercingly sweet blast as the buyer leaned on the horn
-button. Also, a yard-tall jet of what looked like flame spurted up from
-the car's radiator cap; the car's power plant was a gas turbine, and
-had no radiator.
-
-"I'm coming, doctor," said the secretary dispiritedly. He climbed down
-into the car and it whooshed off with much flame and noise.
-
-The potter, depressed, wandered back up the corduroy road and
-contemplated his cooling kilns. The rustling wind in the boughs was
-obscuring the creak and mutter of the shrinking refractory brick.
-Hawkins wondered about the number two kiln--a reduction fire on a load
-of lusterware mugs. Had the clay chinking excluded the air? Had it
-been a properly smoky blaze? Would it do any harm if he just took one
-close--?
-
- * * * * *
-
-Common sense took Hawkins by the scruff of the neck and yanked him
-over to the tool shed. He got out his pick and resolutely set off on a
-prospecting jaunt to a hummocky field that might yield some oxides. He
-was especially low on coppers.
-
-The long walk left him sweating hard, with his lust for a peek into the
-kiln quiet in his breast. He swung his pick almost at random into one
-of the hummocks; it clanged on a stone which he excavated. A largely
-obliterated inscription said:
-
- ERSITY OF CHIC
- OGICAL LABO
- ELOVED MEMORY OF
- KILLED IN ACT
-
-The potter swore mildly. He had hoped the field would turn out to be a
-cemetery, preferably a once-fashionable cemetery full of once-massive
-bronze caskets moldered into oxides of tin and copper.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Well, hell, maybe there was some around anyway.
-
-He headed lackadaisically for the second largest hillock and sliced
-into it with his pick. There was a stone to undercut and topple into
-a trench, and then the potter was very glad he'd stuck at it. His
-nostrils were filled with the bitter smell and the dirt was tinged with
-the exciting blue of copper salts. The pick went _clang_!
-
-Hawkins, puffing, pried up a stainless steel plate that was quite badly
-stained and was also marked with incised letters. It seemed to have
-pulled loose from rotting bronze; there were rivets on the back that
-brought up flakes of green patina. The potter wiped off the surface
-dirt with his sleeve, turned it to catch the sunlight obliquely and
-read:
-
- "HONEST JOHN BARLOW
-
- "Honest John," famed in university annals, represents a challenge
- which medical science has not yet answered: revival of a human being
- accidentally thrown into a state of suspended animation.
-
- In 1988 Mr. Barlow, a leading Evanston real estate dealer, visited
- his dentist for treatment of an impacted wisdom tooth. His dentist
- requested and received permission to use the experimental anesthetic
- Cycloparadimethanol-B-7, developed at the University.
-
- After administration of the anesthetic, the dentist resorted to his
- drill. By freakish mischance, a short circuit in his machine
- delivered 220 volts of 60-cycle current into the patient. (In a
- damage suit instituted by Mrs. Barlow against the dentist, the
- University and the makers of the drill, a jury found for the
- defendants.) Mr. Barlow never got up from the dentist's chair and
- was assumed to have died of poisoning, electrocution or both.
-
- Morticians preparing him for embalming discovered, however, that
- their subject was--though certainly not living--just as certainly
- not dead. The University was notified and a series of exhaustive
- tests was begun, including attempts to duplicate the trance state
- on volunteers. After a bad run of seven cases which ended fatally,
- the attempts were abandoned.
-
- Honest John was long an exhibit at the University museum, and
- livened many a football game as mascot of the University's Blue
- Crushers. The bounds of taste were overstepped, however, when a
- pledge to Sigma Delta Chi was ordered in '03 to "kidnap" Honest
- John from his loosely guarded glass museum case and introduce him
- into the Rachel Swanson Memorial Girls' Gymnasium shower room.
-
- On May 22nd, 2003, the University Board of Regents issued the
- following order: "By unanimous vote, it is directed that the remains
- of Honest John Barlow be removed from the University museum and
- conveyed to the University's Lieutenant James Scott III Memorial
- Biological Laboratories and there be securely locked in a specially
- prepared vault. It is further directed that all possible measures
- for the preservation of these remains be taken by the Laboratory
- administration and that access to these remains be denied to all
- persons except qualified scholars authorized in writing by the
- Board. The Board reluctantly takes this action in view of recent
- notices and photographs in the nation's press which, to say the
- least, reflect but small credit upon the University."
-
- * * * * *
-
-It was far from his field, but Hawkins understood what had happened--an
-early and accidental blundering onto the bare bones of the Levantman
-shock anesthesia, which had since been replaced by other methods. To
-bring subjects out of Levantman shock, you let them have a squirt of
-simple saline in the trigeminal nerve. Interesting. And now about that
-bronze--
-
-He heaved the pick into the rotting green salts, expecting no
-resistence and almost fractured his wrist. _Something_ down there was
-_solid_. He began to flake off the oxides.
-
-A half hour of work brought him down to phosphor bronze, a huge casting
-of the almost incorruptible metal. It had weakened structurally over
-the centuries; he could fit the point of his pick under a corroded boss
-and pry off great creaking and grumbling striae of the stuff.
-
-Hawkins wished he had an archeologist with him, but didn't dream of
-returning to his shop and calling one to take over the find. He was an
-all-around man: by choice and in his free time, an artist in clay and
-glaze; by necessity, an automotive, electronics and atomic engineer
-who could also swing a project in traffic control, individual and
-group psychology, architecture or tool design. He didn't yell for a
-specialist every time something out of his line came up; there were so
-few with so much to do....
-
-He trenched around his find, discovering that it was a great
-brick-shaped bronze mass with an excitingly hollow sound. A long strip
-of moldering metal from one of the long vertical faces pulled away,
-exposing red rust that went _whoosh_ and was sucked into the interior
-of the mass.
-
-It had been de-aired, thought Hawkins, and there must have been an
-inner jacket of glass which had crystalized through the centuries and
-quietly crumbled at the first clang of his pick. He didn't know what a
-vacuum would do to a subject of Levantman shock, but he had hopes, nor
-did he quite understand what a real estate dealer was, but it might
-have something to do with pottery. And _anything_ might have a bearing
-on Topic Number One.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He flung his pick out of the trench, climbed out and set off at a
-dog-trot for his shop. A little rummaging turned up a hypo and there
-was a plasticontainer of salt in the kitchen.
-
-Back at his dig, he chipped for another half hour to expose the
-juncture of lid and body. The hinges were hopeless; he smashed them off.
-
-Hawkins extended the telescopic handle of the pick for the best
-leverage, fitted its point into a deep pit, set its built-in fulcrum,
-and heaved. Five more heaves and he could see, inside the vault, what
-looked like a dusty marble statue. Ten more and he could see that it
-was the naked body of Honest John Barlow, Evanston real estate dealer,
-uncorrupted by time.
-
-The potter found the apex of the trigeminal nerve with his needle's
-point and gave him 60 cc.
-
-In an hour Barlow's chest began to pump.
-
-In another hour, he rasped, "Did it work?"
-
-"_Did_ it!" muttered Hawkins.
-
-Barlow opened his eyes and stirred, looked down, turned his hands
-before his eyes--
-
-"I'll sue!" he screamed. "My clothes! My fingernails!" A horrid
-suspicion came over his face and he clapped his hands to his hairless
-scalp. "My hair!" he wailed. "I'll sue you for every penny you've got!
-That release won't mean a damned thing in court--I didn't sign away my
-hair and clothes and fingernails!"
-
-"They'll grow back," said Hawkins casually. "Also your epidermis. Those
-parts of you weren't alive, you know, so they weren't preserved like
-the rest of you. I'm afraid the clothes are gone, though."
-
-"What is this--the University hospital?" demanded Barlow. "I want
-a phone. No, you phone. Tell my wife I'm all right and tell Sam
-Immerman--he's my lawyer--to get over here right away. Greenleaf
-7-4022. Ow!" He had tried to sit up, and a portion of his pink skin
-rubbed against the inner surface of the casket, which was powdered by
-the ancient crystalized glass. "What the hell did you guys do, boil me
-alive? Oh, you're going to pay for this!"
-
-"You're all right," said Hawkins, wishing now he had a reference book
-to clear up several obscure terms. "Your epidermis will start growing
-immediately. You're not in the hospital. Look here."
-
- * * * * *
-
-He handed Barlow the stainless steel plate that had labeled the casket.
-After a suspicious glance, the man started to read. Finishing, he laid
-the plate carefully on the edge of the vault and was silent for a
-spell.
-
-"Poor Verna," he said at last. "It doesn't say whether she was stuck
-with the court costs. Do you happen to know--"
-
-"No," said the potter. "All I know is what was on the plate, and how to
-revive you. The dentist accidentally gave you a dose of what we call
-Levantman shock anesthesia. We haven't used it for centuries; it was
-powerful, but too dangerous."
-
-"Centuries ..." brooded the man. "Centuries ... I'll bet Sam swindled
-her out of her eyeteeth. Poor Verna. How long ago was it? What year is
-this?"
-
-Hawkins shrugged. "We call it 7-B-936. That's no help to you. It takes
-a long time for these metals to oxidize."
-
-"Like that movie," Barlow muttered. "Who would have thought it? Poor
-Verna!" He blubbered and sniffled, reminding Hawkins powerfully of the
-fact that he had been found under a flat rock.
-
-Almost angrily, the potter demanded, "How many children did you have?"
-
-"None yet," sniffed Barlow. "My first wife didn't want them. But Verna
-wants one--wanted one--but we're going to wait until--we _were_ going
-to wait until--"
-
-"Of course," said the potter, feeling a savage desire to tell him off,
-blast him to hell and gone for his work. But he choked it down. There
-was The Problem to think of; there was always The Problem to think of,
-and this poor blubberer might unexpectedly supply a clue. Hawkins would
-have to pass him on.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Come along," Hawkins said. "My time is short."
-
-Barlow looked up, outraged. "How can you be so unfeeling? I'm a human
-being like--"
-
-The Los Angeles-Chicago "rocket" thundered overhead and Barlow broke
-off in mid-complaint. "Beautiful!" he breathed, following it with his
-eyes. "Beautiful!"
-
-He climbed out of the vault, too interested to be pained by its
-roughness against his infantile skin. "After all," he said briskly,
-"this should have its sunny side. I never was much for reading, but
-this is just like one of those stories. And I ought to make some money
-out of it, shouldn't I?" He gave Hawkins a shrewd glance.
-
-"You want money?" asked the potter. "Here." He handed over a fistful
-of change and bills. "You'd better put my shoes on. It'll be about a
-quarter-mile. Oh, and you're--uh, modest?--yes, that was the word.
-Here." Hawkins gave him his pants, but Barlow was excitedly counting
-the money.
-
-"Eighty-five, eighty-six--and it's dollars, too! I thought it'd
-be credits or whatever they call them. 'E Pluribus Unum' and
-'Liberty'--just different faces. Say, is there a catch to this? Are
-these real, genuine, honest twenty-two-cent dollars like we had or
-just wallpaper?"
-
-"They're quite all right, I assure you," said the potter. "I wish you'd
-come along. I'm in a hurry."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The man babbled as they stumped toward the shop. "Where are we
-going--The Council of Scientists, the World Coordinator or something
-like that?"
-
-"Who? Oh, no. We call them 'President' and 'Congress.' No, that
-wouldn't do any good at all. I'm just taking you to see some people."
-
-"I ought to make plenty out of this. _Plenty!_ I could write books.
-Get some smart young fellow to put it into words for me and I'll bet I
-could turn out a best-seller. What's the setup on things like that?"
-
-"It's about like that. Smart young fellows. But there aren't any
-best-sellers any more. People don't read much nowadays. We'll find
-something equally profitable for you to do."
-
-Back in the shop, Hawkins gave Barlow a suit of clothes, deposited him
-in the waiting room and called Central in Chicago. "Take him away," he
-pleaded. "I have time for one more firing and he blathers and blathers.
-I haven't told him anything. Perhaps we should just turn him loose and
-let him find his own level, but there's a chance--"
-
-"The Problem," agreed Central. "Yes, there's a chance."
-
-The potter delighted Barlow by making him a cup of coffee with a cube
-that not only dissolved in cold water but heated the water to boiling
-point. Killing time, Hawkins chatted about the "rocket" Barlow had
-admired, and had to haul himself up short; he had almost told the real
-estate man what its top speed really was--almost, indeed, revealed that
-it was not a rocket.
-
-He regretted, too, that he had so casually handed Barlow a couple of
-hundred dollars. The man seemed obsessed with fear that they were
-worthless since Hawkins refused to take a note or I.O.U. or even a
-definite promise of repayment. But Hawkins couldn't go into details,
-and was very glad when a stranger arrived from Central.
-
-"Tinny-Peete, from Algeciras," the stranger told him swiftly as the
-two of them met at the door. "Psychist for Poprob. Polasigned special
-overtake Barlow."
-
-"Thank Heaven," said Hawkins. "Barlow," he told the man from the past,
-"this is Tinny-Peete. He's going to take care of you and help you make
-lots of money."
-
-The psychist stayed for a cup of the coffee whose preparation had
-delighted Barlow, and then conducted the real estate man down the
-corduroy road to his car, leaving the potter to speculate on whether he
-could at last crack his kilns.
-
-Hawkins, abruptly dismissing Barlow and the Problem, happily picked
-the chinking from around the door of the number two kiln, prying it
-open a trifle. A blast of heat and the heady, smoky scent of the
-reduction fire delighted him. He peered and saw a corner of a shelf
-glowing cherry-red, becoming obscured by wavering black areas as it
-lost heat through the opened door. He slipped a charred wood paddle
-under a mug on the shelf and pulled it out as a sample, the hairs on
-the back of his hand curling and scorching. The mug crackled and pinged
-and Hawkins sighed happily.
-
-The bismuth resinate luster had fired to perfection, a haunting film
-of silvery-black metal with strange bluish lights in it as it turned
-before the eyes, and the Problem of Population seemed very far away to
-Hawkins then.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow and Tinny-Peete arrived at the concrete highway where the
-psychist's car was parked in a safety bay.
-
-"What--a--_boat_!" gasped the man from the past.
-
-"Boat? No, that's my car."
-
-Barlow surveyed it with awe. Swept-back lines, deep-drawn compound
-curves, kilograms of chrome. He ran his hands futilely over the
-door--or was it the door?--in a futile search for a handle, and asked
-respectfully, "How fast does it go?"
-
-The psychist gave him a keen look and said slowly, "Two hundred and
-fifty. You can tell by the speedometer."
-
-"Wow! My old Chevvy could hit a hundred on a straightaway, but you're
-out of my class, mister!"
-
-Tinny-Peete somehow got a huge, low door open and Barlow descended
-three steps into immense cushions, floundering over to the right. He
-was too fascinated to pay serious attention to his flayed dermis. The
-dashboard was a lovely wilderness of dials, plugs, indicators, lights,
-scales and switches.
-
-The psychist climbed down into the driver's seat and did something with
-his feet. The motor started like lighting a blowtorch as big as a silo.
-Wallowing around in the cushions, Barlow saw through a rear-view mirror
-a tremendous exhaust filled with brilliant white sparkles.
-
-"Do you like it?" yelled the psychist.
-
-"It's terrific!" Barlow yelled back. "It's--"
-
-He was shut up as the car pulled out from the bay into the road with
-a great _voo-ooo-ooom_! A gale roared past Barlow's head, though the
-windows seemed to be closed; the impression of speed was terrific. He
-located the speedometer on the dashboard and saw it climb past 90, 100,
-150, 200.
-
-"Fast enough for me," yelled the psychist, noting that Barlow's face
-fell in response. "Radio?"
-
-He passed over a surprisingly light object like a football helmet,
-with no trailing wires, and pointed to a row of buttons. Barlow put
-on the helmet, glad to have the roar of air stilled, and pushed a
-pushbutton. It lit up satisfyingly and Barlow settled back even farther
-for a sample of the brave new world's super-modern taste in ingenious
-entertainment.
-
-"TAKE IT AND STICK IT!" a voice roared in his ears.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He snatched off the helmet and gave the psychist an injured look.
-Tinny-Peete grinned and turned a dial associated with the pushbutton
-layout. The man from the past donned the helmet again and found the
-voice had lowered to normal.
-
-"The show of shows! The super-show! The super-duper show! The quiz of
-quizzes! _Take it and stick it!_"
-
-There were shrieks of laughter in the background.
-
-"Here we got the contes-tants all ready to go. You know how we work it.
-I hand a contes-tant a triangle-shaped cut-out and like that down the
-line. Now we got these here boards, they got cut-out places the same
-shape as the triangles and things, only they're all different shapes,
-and the first contes-tant that sticks the cutouts into the board, he
-wins.
-
-"Now I'm gonna innaview the first contes-tant. Right here, honey.
-What's your name?"
-
-"Name? Uh--"
-
-"Hoddaya like that, folks? She don't remember her name! Hah? _Would
-you buy that for a quarter?_" The question was spoken with arch
-significance, and the audience shrieked, howled and whistled its
-appreciation.
-
-It was dull listening when you didn't know the punch lines and catch
-lines. Barlow pushed another button, with his free hand ready at the
-volume control.
-
-"--latest from Washington. It's about Senator Hull-Mendoza. He is still
-attacking the Bureau of Fisheries. The North California Syndicalist
-says he got affidavits that John Kingsley-Schultz is a bluenose from
-way back. He didn't publistat the affydavits, but he says they say that
-Kingsley-Schultz was saw at bluenose meetings in Oregon State College
-and later at Florida University. Kingsley-Schultz says he gotta confess
-he did major in fly-casting at Oregon and got his Ph.D. in game-fish at
-Florida.
-
-"And here is a quote from Kingsley-Schultz: 'Hull-Mendoza don't know
-what he's talking about. He should drop dead.' Unquote. Hull-Mendoza
-says he won't publistat the affydavits to pertect his sources. He says
-they was sworn by three former employes of the Bureau which was fired
-for in-com-petence and in-com-pat-ibility by Kingsley-Schultz.
-
-"Elsewhere they was the usual run of traffic accidents. A three-way
-pileup of cars on Route 66 going outta Chicago took twelve lives.
-The Chicago-Los Angeles morning rocket crashed and exploded in the
-Mo-have--Mo-javvy--what-ever-you-call-it Desert. All the 94 people
-aboard got killed. A Civil Aeronautics Authority investigator on the
-scene says that the pilot was buzzing herds of sheep and didn't pull
-out in time.
-
-"Hey! Here's a hot one from New York! A Diesel tug run wild in the
-harbor while the crew was below and shoved in the port bow of the
-luck-shury liner _S. S. Placentia_. It says the ship filled and sank
-taking the lives of an es-ti-mated 180 passengers and 50 crew members.
-Six divers was sent down to study the wreckage, but they died, too,
-when their suits turned out to be fulla little holes.
-
-"And here is a bulletin I just got from Denver. It seems--"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow took off the headset uncomprehendingly. "He seemed so callous,"
-he yelled at the driver. "I was listening to a newscast--"
-
-Tinny-Peete shook his head and pointed at his ears. The roar of air was
-deafening. Barlow frowned baffledly and stared out of the window.
-
-A glowing sign said:
-
- MOOGS!
- WOULD YOU BUY IT
- FOR A QUARTER?
-
-He didn't know what Moogs was or were; the illustration showed
-an incredibly proportioned girl, 99.9 per cent naked, writhing
-passionately in animated full color.
-
-The roadside jingle was still with him, but with a new feature. Radar
-or something spotted the car and alerted the lines of the jingle. Each
-in turn sped along a roadside track, even with the car, so it could be
-read before the next line was alerted.
-
- IF THERE'S A GIRL
- YOU WANT TO GET
- DEFLOCCULIZE
- UNROMANTIC SWEAT.
- "A*R*M*P*I*T*T*O"
-
-Another animated job, in two panels, the familiar "Before and After."
-The first said, "Just Any Cigar?" and was illustrated with a two-person
-domestic tragedy of a wife holding her nose while her coarse and
-red-faced husband puffed a slimy-looking rope. The second panel glowed,
-"Or a VUELTA ABAJO?" and was illustrated with--
-
-Barlow blushed and looked at his feet until they had passed the sign.
-
-"Coming into Chicago!" bawled Tinny-Peete.
-
-Other cars were showing up, all of them dreamboats.
-
-Watching them, Barlow began to wonder if he knew what a kilometer
-was, exactly. They seemed to be traveling so slowly, if you ignored
-the roaring air past your ears and didn't let the speedy lines of the
-dreamboats fool you. He would have sworn they were really crawling
-along at twenty-five, with occasional spurts up to thirty. How much
-was a kilometer, anyway?
-
-The city loomed ahead, and it was just what it ought to be: towering
-skyscrapers, overhead ramps, landing platforms for helicopters--
-
-He clutched at the cushions. Those two 'copters. They were going
-to--they were going to--they--
-
-He didn't see what happened because their apparent collision courses
-took them behind a giant building.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Screamingly sweet blasts of sound surrounded them as they stopped for a
-red light. "What the hell is going on here?" said Barlow in a shrill,
-frightened voice, because the braking time was just about zero, he
-wasn't hurled against the dashboard. "Who's kidding who?"
-
-"Why, what's the matter?" demanded the driver.
-
-The light changed to green and he started the pickup. Barlow stiffened
-as he realized that the rush of air past his ears began just a brief,
-unreal split-second before the car was actually moving. He grabbed for
-the door handle on his side.
-
-The city grew on them slowly: scattered buildings, denser buildings,
-taller buildings, and a red light ahead. The car rolled to a stop in
-zero braking time, the rush of air cut off an instant after it stopped,
-and Barlow was out of the car and running frenziedly down a sidewalk
-one instant after that.
-
-_They'll track me down_, he thought, panting. _It's a secret police
-thing. They'll get you--mind-reading machines, television eyes
-everywhere, afraid you'll tell their slaves about freedom and stuff.
-They don't let anybody cross them, like that story I once read._
-
-Winded, he slowed to a walk and congratulated himself that he had guts
-enough not to turn around. That was what they always watched for.
-Walking, he was just another business-suited back among hundreds. He
-would be safe, he would be safe--
-
-A hand tumbled from a large, coarse, handsome face thrust close to his:
-"Wassamatta bumpinninna people likeya owna sidewalk gotta miner slamya
-inna mushya bassar!" It was neither the mad potter nor the mad driver.
-
-"Excuse me," said Barlow. "What did you say?"
-
-"Oh, yeah?" yelled the stranger dangerously, and waited for an answer.
-
-Barlow, with the feeling that he had somehow been suckered into
-the short end of an intricate land-title deal, heard himself reply
-belligerently, "Yeah!"
-
-The stranger let go of his shoulder and snarled, "Oh, yeah?"
-
-"Yeah!" said Barlow, yanking his jacket back into shape.
-
-"Aaah!" snarled the stranger, with more contempt and disgust than
-ferocity. He added an obscenity current in Barlow's time, a standard
-but physiologically impossible directive, and strutted off hulking his
-shoulders and balling his fists.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow walked on, trembling. Evidently he had handled it well enough.
-He stopped at a red light while the long, low dreamboats roared before
-him and pedestrians in the sidewalk flow with him threaded their ways
-through the stream of cars. Brakes screamed, fenders clanged and
-dented, hoarse cries flew back and forth between drivers and walkers.
-He leaped backward frantically as one car swerved over an arc of
-sidewalk to miss another.
-
-The signal changed to green, the cars kept on coming for about thirty
-seconds and then dwindled to an occasional light-runner. Barlow crossed
-warily and leaned against a vending machine, blowing big breaths.
-
-_Look natural_, he told himself. _Do something normal. Buy something
-from the machine._
-
-He fumbled out some change, got a newspaper for a dime, a handkerchief
-for a quarter and a candy bar for another quarter.
-
-The faint chocolate smell made him ravenous suddenly. He clawed at the
-glassy wrapper printed "CRIGGLIES" quite futilely for a few seconds,
-and then it divided neatly by itself. The bar made three good bites,
-and he bought two more and gobbled them down.
-
-Thirsty, he drew a carbonated orange drink in another one of the glassy
-wrappers from the machine for another dime. When he fumbled with it, it
-divided neatly and spilled all over his knees. Barlow decided he had
-been there long enough and walked on.
-
-The shop windows were--shop windows. People still wore and bought
-clothes, still smoked and bought tobacco, still ate and bought food.
-And they still went to the movies, he saw with pleased surprise as he
-passed and then returned to a glittering place whose sign said it was
-THE BIJOU.
-
-The place seemed to be showing a quintuple feature, _Babies Are
-Terrible_, _Don't Have Children_, and _The Canali Kid_.
-
-It was irresistible; he paid a dollar and went in.
-
-He caught the tail-end of _The Canali Kid_ in three-dimensional,
-full-color, full-scent production. It appeared to be an interplanetary
-saga winding up with a chase scene and a reconciliation between
-estranged hero and heroine. _Babies Are Terrible_ and _Don't Have
-Children_ were fantastic arguments against parenthood--the grotesquely
-exaggerated dangers of painfully graphic childbirth, vicious children,
-old parents beaten and starved by their sadistic offspring. The
-audience, Barlow astoundedly noted, was placidly champing sweets and
-showing no particular signs of revulsion.
-
-The _Coming Attractions_ drove him into the lobby. The fanfares
-were shattering, the blazing colors blinding, and the added scents
-stomach-heaving.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When his eyes again became accustomed to the moderate lighting of the
-lobby, he groped his way to a bench and opened the newspaper he had
-bought. It turned out to be _The Racing Sheet_, which afflicted him
-with a crushing sense of loss. The familiar boxed index in the lower
-left hand corner of the front page showed almost unbearably that
-Churchill Downs and Empire City were still in business--
-
-Blinking back tears, he turned to the Past Performances at Churchill.
-They weren't using abbreviations any more, and the pages because of
-that were single-column instead of double. But it was all the same--or
-was it?
-
-He squinted at the first race, a three-quarter-mile maiden claimer for
-thirteen hundred dollars. Incredibly, the track record was two minutes,
-ten and three-fifths seconds. Any beetle in his time could have knocked
-off the three-quarter in one-fifteen. It was the same for the other
-distances, much worse for route events.
-
-_What the hell had happened to everything?_
-
-He studied the form of a five-year-old brown mare in the second and
-couldn't make head or tail of it. She'd won and lost and placed and
-showed and lost and placed without rhyme or reason. She looked like a
-front-runner for a couple of races and then she looked like a no-good
-pig and then she looked like a mudder but the next time it rained she
-wasn't and then she was a stayer and then she was a pig again. In a
-good five-thousand-dollar allowances event, too!
-
-Barlow looked at the other entries and it slowly dawned on him that
-they were all like the five-year-old brown mare. Not a single damned
-horse running had the slightest trace of class.
-
-Somebody sat down beside him and said, "That's the story."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow whirled to his feet and saw it was Tinny-Peete, his driver.
-
-"I was in doubts about telling you," said the psychist, "but I see you
-have some growing suspicions of the truth. Please don't get excited.
-It's all right, I tell you."
-
-"So you've got me," said Barlow.
-
-"_Got_ you?"
-
-"Don't pretend. I can put two and two together. You're the secret
-police. You and the rest of the aristocrats live in luxury on the sweat
-of these oppressed slaves. You're afraid of me because you have to keep
-them ignorant."
-
-There was a bellow of bright laughter from the psychist that got them
-blank looks from other patrons of the lobby. The laughter didn't sound
-at all sinister.
-
-"Let's get out of here," said Tinny-Peete, still chuckling. "You
-couldn't possibly have it more wrong." He engaged Barlow's arm and led
-him to the street. "The actual truth is that the millions of workers
-live in luxury on the sweat of the handful of aristocrats. I shall
-probably die before my time of overwork unless--" He gave Barlow a
-speculative look. "You may be able to help us."
-
-"I know that gag," sneered Barlow. "I made money in my time and to make
-money you have to get people on your side. Go ahead and shoot me if you
-want, but you're not going to make a fool out of me."
-
-"You nasty little ingrate!" snapped the psychist, with a kaleidoscopic
-change of mood. "This damned mess is all your fault and the fault of
-people like you! Now come along and no more of your nonsense."
-
-He yanked Barlow into an office building lobby and an elevator that,
-disconcertingly, went _whoosh_ loudly as it rose. The real estate man's
-knees were wobbly as the psychist pushed him from the elevator, down a
-corridor and into an office.
-
-A hawk-faced man rose from a plain chair as the door closed behind
-them. After an angry look at Barlow, he asked the psychist, "Was I
-called from the Pole to inspect this--this--?"
-
-"Unget updandered. I've dee-probed etfind quasichance exhim
-Poprobattackline," said the psychist soothingly.
-
-"Doubt," grunted the hawk-faced man.
-
-"Try," suggested Tinny-Peete.
-
-"Very well. Mr. Barlow, I understand you and your lamented had no
-children."
-
-"What of it?"
-
-"This of it. You were a blind, selfish stupid ass to tolerate economic
-and social conditions which penalized child-bearing by the prudent and
-foresighted. You made us what we are today, and I want you to know that
-we are far from satisfied. Damn-fool rockets! Damn-fool automobiles!
-Damn-fool cities with overhead ramps!"
-
-"As far as I can see," said Barlow, "you're running down the best
-features of time. Are you crazy?"
-
-"The rockets aren't rockets. They're turbo-jets--good turbo-jets, but
-the fancy shell around them makes for a bad drag. The automobiles
-have a top speed of one hundred kilometers per hour--a kilometer is,
-if I recall my paleolinguistics, three-fifths of a mile--and the
-speedometers are all rigged accordingly so the drivers will think
-they're going two hundred and fifty. The cities are ridiculous,
-expensive, unsanitary, wasteful conglomerations of people who'd
-be better off and more productive if they were spread over the
-countryside.
-
-"We need the rockets and trick speedometers and cities because, while
-you and your kind were being prudent and foresighted and not having
-children, the migrant workers, slum dwellers and tenant farmers were
-shiftlessly and short-sightedly having children--breeding, breeding. My
-God, how they bred!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Wait a minute," objected Barlow. "There were lots of people in our
-crowd who had two or three children."
-
-"The attrition of accidents, illness, wars and such took care of that.
-Your intelligence was bred out. It is gone. Children that should have
-been born never were. The just-average, they'll-get-along majority took
-over the population. The average IQ now is 45."
-
-"But that's far in the future--"
-
-"So are you," grunted the hawk-faced man sourly.
-
-"But who are _you_ people?"
-
-"Just people--real people. Some generations ago, the geneticists
-realized at last that nobody was going to pay any attention to what
-they said, so they abandoned words for deeds. Specifically, they formed
-and recruited for a closed corporation intended to maintain and improve
-the breed. We are their descendants, about three million of us. There
-are five billion of the others, so we are their slaves.
-
-"During the past couple of years I've designed a skyscraper, kept
-Billings Memorial Hospital here in Chicago running, headed off war with
-Mexico and directed traffic at LaGuardia Field in New York."
-
-"I don't understand! Why don't you let them go to hell in their own
-way?"
-
-The man grimaced. "We tried it once for three months. We holed up at
-the South Pole and waited. They didn't notice it. Some drafting-room
-people were missing, some chief nurses didn't show up, minor government
-people on the non-policy level couldn't be located. It didn't seem to
-matter.
-
-"In a week there was hunger. In two weeks there were famine and plague,
-in three weeks war and anarchy. We called off the experiment; it took
-us most of the next generation to get things squared away again."
-
-"But why _didn't_ you let them kill each other off?"
-
-"Five billion corpses mean about five hundred million tons of rotting
-flesh."
-
-Barlow had another idea. "Why don't you sterilize them?"
-
-"Two and one-half billion operations is a lot of operations. Because
-they breed continuously, the job would never be done."
-
-"I see. Like the marching Chinese!"
-
-"Who the devil are they?"
-
-"It was a--uh--paradox of my time. Somebody figured out that if all
-the Chinese in the world were to line up four abreast, I think it was,
-and start marching past a given point, they'd never stop because of the
-babies that would be born and grow up before they passed the point."
-
-"That's right. Only instead of 'a given point,' make it 'the largest
-conceivable number of operating rooms that we could build and staff.'
-There could never be enough."
-
-"Say!" said Barlow. "Those movies about babies--was that your
-propaganda?"
-
-"It was. It doesn't seem to mean a thing to them. We have abandoned the
-idea of attempting propaganda contrary to a biological drive."
-
-"So if you work _with_ a biological drive--?"
-
-"I know of none which is consistent with inhibition of fertility."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow's face went poker-blank, the result of years of careful
-discipline. "You don't, huh? You're the great brains and you can't
-think of any?"
-
-"Why, no," said the psychist innocently. "Can you?"
-
-"That depends. I sold ten thousand acres of Siberian tundra--through
-a dummy firm, of course--after the partition of Russia. The buyers
-thought they were getting improved building lots on the outskirts of
-Kiev. I'd say that was a lot tougher than this job."
-
-"How so?" asked the hawk-faced man.
-
-"Those were normal, suspicious customers and these are morons, born
-suckers. You just figure out a con they'll fall for; they won't know
-enough to do any smart checking."
-
-The psychist and the hawk-faced man had also had training; they kept
-themselves from looking with sudden hope at each other.
-
-"You seem to have something in mind," said the psychist.
-
-Barlow's poker face went blanker still. "Maybe I have. I haven't heard
-any offer yet."
-
-"There's the satisfaction of knowing that you've prevented Earth's
-resources from being so plundered," the hawk-faced man pointed out,
-"that the race will soon become extinct."
-
-"I don't know that," Barlow said bluntly. "All I have is your word."
-
-"If you really have a method, I don't think any price would be too
-great," the psychist offered.
-
-"Money," said Barlow.
-
-"All you want."
-
-"More than you want," the hawk-faced man corrected.
-
-"Prestige," added Barlow. "Plenty of publicity. My picture and my name
-in the papers and over TV every day, statues to me, parks and cities
-and streets and other things named after me. A whole chapter in the
-history books."
-
-The psychist made a facial sign to the hawk-faced man that meant, "Oh,
-brother!"
-
-The hawk-faced man signaled back, "Steady, boy!"
-
-"It's not too much to ask," the psychist agreed.
-
-Barlow, sensing a seller's market, said, "Power!"
-
-"Power?" the hawk-faced man repeated puzzledly. "Your own hydro station
-or nuclear pile?"
-
-"I mean a world dictatorship with me as dictator!"
-
-"Well, now--" said the psychist, but the hawk-faced man interrupted,
-"It would take a special emergency act of Congress but the situation
-warrants it. I think that can be guaranteed."
-
-"Could you give us some indication of your plan?" the psychist asked.
-
-"Ever hear of lemmings?"
-
-"No."
-
-"They are--were, I guess, since you haven't heard of them--little
-animals in Norway, and every few years they'd swarm to the coast and
-swim out to sea until they drowned. I figure on putting some lemming
-urge into the population."
-
-"How?"
-
-"I'll save that till I get the right signatures on the deal."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The hawk-faced man said, "I'd like to work with you on it, Barlow. My
-name's Ryan-Ngana." He put out his hand.
-
-Barlow looked closely at the hand, then at the man's face. "Ryan what?"
-
-"Ngana."
-
-"That sounds like an African name."
-
-"It is. My mother's father was a Watusi."
-
-Barlow didn't take the hand. "I thought you looked pretty dark. I don't
-want to hurt your feelings, but I don't think I'd be at my best working
-with you. There must be somebody else just as well qualified, I'm sure."
-
-The psychist made a facial sign to Ryan-Ngana that meant, "Steady
-_yourself_, boy!"
-
-"Very well," Ryan-Ngana told Barlow. "We'll see what arrangement can be
-made."
-
-"It's not that I'm prejudiced, you understand. Some of my best
-friends--"
-
-"Mr. Barlow, don't give it another thought. Anybody who could pick on
-the lemming analogy is going to be useful to us."
-
-And so he would, thought Ryan-Ngana, alone in the office after
-Tinny-Peete had taken Barlow up to the helicopter stage. So he
-would. Poprob had exhausted every rational attempt and the new
-Poprobattacklines would have to be irrational or sub-rational. This
-creature from the past with his lemming legends and his improved
-building lots would be a fountain of precious vicious self-interest.
-
-Ryan-Ngana sighed and stretched. He had to go and run the San
-Francisco subway. Summoned early from the Pole to study Barlow, he'd
-left unfinished a nice little theorem. Between interruptions, he was
-slowly constructing an n-dimensional geometry whose foundations and
-superstructure owed no debt whatsoever to intuition.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Upstairs, waiting for a helicopter, Barlow was explaining to
-Tinny-Peete that he had nothing against Negroes, and Tinny-Peete wished
-he had some of Ryan-Ngana's imperturbability and humor for the ordeal.
-
-The helicopter took them to International Airport where, Tinny-Peete
-explained, Barlow would leave for the Pole.
-
-The man from the past wasn't sure he'd like a dreary waste of ice and
-cold.
-
-"It's all right," said the psychist. "A civilized layout. Warm,
-pleasant. You'll be able to work more efficiently there. All the facts
-at your fingertips, a good secretary--"
-
-"I'll need a pretty big staff," said Barlow, who had learned from
-thousands of deals never to take the first offer.
-
-"I meant a private, confidential one," said Tinny-Peete readily, "but
-you can have as many as you want. You'll naturally have top-primary-top
-priority if you really have a workable plan."
-
-"Let's not forget this dictatorship angle," said Barlow.
-
-He didn't know that the psychist would just as readily have promised
-him deification to get him happily on the "rocket" for the Pole.
-Tinny-Peete had no wish to be torn limb from limb; he knew very
-well that it would end that way if the population learned from this
-anachronism that there was a small elite which considered itself
-head, shoulders, trunk and groin above the rest. The fact that this
-assumption was perfectly true and the fact that the elite was condemned
-by its superiority to a life of the most grinding toil would not be
-considered; the difference would.
-
-The psychist finally put Barlow aboard the "rocket" with some thirty
-people--real people--headed for the Pole.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow was airsick all the way because of a post-hypnotic suggestion
-Tinny-Peete had planted in him. One idea was to make him as averse as
-possible to a return trip, and another idea was to spare the other
-passengers from his aggressive, talkative company.
-
-Barlow during the first day at the pole was reminded
-of his first day in the Army. It was the same
-now-where-the-hell-are-we-going-to-put-_you_? business until he took a
-firm line with them. Then instead of acting like supply sergeants they
-acted like hotel clerks.
-
-It was a wonderful, wonderfully calculated buildup, and one that he
-failed to suspect. After all, in his time a visitor from the past would
-have been lionized.
-
-At day's end he reclined in a snug underground billet with the 60-mile
-gales roaring yards overhead, and tried to put two and two together.
-
-It was like old times, he thought--like a coup in real estate where
-you had the competition by the throat, like a 50-per cent rent boost
-when you knew damned well there was no place for the tenants to move,
-like smiling when you read over the breakfast orange juice that the
-city council had decided to build a school on the ground you had
-acquired by a deal with the city council. And it was simple. He would
-just sell tundra building lots to eagerly suicidal lemmings, and that
-was absolutely all there was to solving the Problem that had these
-double-domes spinning.
-
-They'd have to work out most of the details, naturally, but what the
-hell, that was what subordinates were for. He'd need specialists in
-advertising, engineering, communications--did they know anything about
-hypnotism? That might be helpful. If not, there'd have to be a lot of
-bribery done, but he'd make sure--damned sure--there were unlimited
-funds.
-
-Just selling building lots to lemmings....
-
-He wished, as he fell asleep, that poor Verna could have been in on
-this. It was his biggest, most stupendous deal. Verna--that sharp
-shyster Sam Immerman must have swindled her....
-
- * * * * *
-
-It began the next day with people coming to visit him. He knew the
-approach. They merely wanted to be helpful to their illustrious visitor
-from the past and would he help fill them in about his era, which
-unfortunately was somewhat obscure historically, and what did he think
-could be done about the Problem? He told them he was too old to be
-roped any more, and they wouldn't get any information out of him until
-he got a letter of intent from at least the Polar President, and a
-session of the Polar Congress empowered to make him dictator.
-
-He got the letter and the session. He presented his program, was asked
-whether his conscience didn't revolt at its callousness, explained
-succinctly that a deal was a deal and anybody who wasn't smart enough
-to protect himself didn't deserve protection--"Caveat emptor," he threw
-in for scholarship, and had to translate it to "Let the buyer beware."
-He didn't, he stated, give a damn about either the morons or their
-intelligent slaves; he'd told them his price and that was all he was
-interested in.
-
-Would they meet it or wouldn't they?
-
-The Polar President offered to resign in his favor, with certain
-temporary emergency powers that the Polar Congress would vote him if
-he thought them necessary. Barlow demanded the title of World Dictator,
-complete control of world finances, salary to be decided by himself,
-and the publicity campaign and historical writeup to begin at once.
-
-"As for the emergency powers," he added, "they are neither to be
-temporary nor limited."
-
-Somebody wanted the floor to discuss the matter, with the declared hope
-that perhaps Barlow would modify his demands.
-
-"You've got the proposition," Barlow said. "I'm not knocking off even
-ten per cent."
-
-"But what if the Congress refuses, sir?" the President asked.
-
-"Then you can stay up here at the Pole and try to work it out
-yourselves. I'll get what I want from the morons. A shrewd operator
-like me doesn't have to compromise; I haven't got a single competitor
-in this whole cockeyed moronic era."
-
-Congress waived debate and voted by show of hands. Barlow won
-unanimously.
-
-"You don't know how close you came to losing me," he said in his first
-official address to the joint Houses. "I'm not the boy to haggle;
-either I get what I ask or I go elsewhere. The first thing I want is
-to see designs for a new palace for me--nothing _un_ostentatious,
-either--and your best painters and sculptors to start working on my
-portraits and statues. Meanwhile, I'll get my staff together."
-
-He dismissed the Polar President and the Polar Congress, telling them
-that he'd let them know when the next meeting would be.
-
-A week later, the program started with North America the first target.
-
-Mrs. Garvy was resting after dinner before the ordeal of turning on
-the dishwasher. The TV, of course, was on and it said: "Oooh!"--long,
-shuddery and ecstatic, the cue for the _Parfum Assault Criminale_ spot
-commercial. "Girls," said the announcer hoarsely, "do you want your
-man? It's easy to get him--easy as a trip to Venus."
-
-"Huh?" said Mrs. Garvy.
-
-"Wassamatter?" snorted her husband, starting out of a doze.
-
-"Ja hear that?"
-
-"Wha'?"
-
-"He said 'easy like a trip to Venus.'"
-
-"So?"
-
-"Well, I thought ya couldn't get to Venus. I thought they just had that
-one rocket thing that crashed on the Moon."
-
-"Aah, women don't keep up with the news," said Garvy righteously,
-subsiding again.
-
-"Oh," said his wife uncertainly.
-
-And the next day, on _Henry's Other Mistress_, there was a new
-character who had just breezed in: Buzz Rentshaw, Master Rocket Pilot
-of the Venus run. On _Henry's Other Mistress_, "the broadcast drama
-about you and your neighbors, _folksy_ people, _ordinary_ people,
-_real_ people"! Mrs. Garvy listened with amazement over a cooling cup
-of coffee as Buzz made hay of her hazy convictions.
-
-MONA: Darling, it's so good to see you again!
-
-BUZZ: You don't know how I've missed you on that dreary Venus run.
-
-SOUND: _Venetian blind run down, key turned in door lock._
-
-MONA: Was it _very_ dull, dearest?
-
-BUZZ: Let's not talk about my humdrum job, darling. Let's talk about us.
-
-SOUND: _Creaking bed._
-
-Well, the program was back to normal at last. That evening Mrs. Garvy
-tried to ask again whether her husband was sure about those rockets,
-but he was dozing right through _Take It and Stick It_, so she watched
-the screen and forgot the puzzle.
-
-She was still rocking with laughter at the gag line, "Would you buy it
-for a quarter?" when the commercial went on for the detergent powder
-she always faithfully loaded her dishwasher with on the first of every
-month.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The announcer displayed mountains of suds from a tiny piece of the
-stuff and coyly added: "Of course, Cleano don't lay around for you to
-pick up like the soap root on Venus, but it's pretty cheap and it's
-almost pretty near just as good. So for us plain folks who ain't lucky
-enough to live up there on Venus, Cleano is the real cleaning stuff!"
-
-Then the chorus went into their "Cleano-is-the-stuff" jingle, but Mrs.
-Garvy didn't hear it. She was a stubborn woman, but it occurred to her
-that she was very sick indeed. She didn't want to worry her husband.
-The next day she quietly made an appointment with her family freud.
-
-In the waiting room she picked up a fresh new copy of _Readers Pablum_
-and put it down with a faint palpitation. The lead article, according
-to the table of contents on the cover, was titled "The Most Memorable
-Venusian I Ever Met."
-
-"The freud will see you now," said the nurse, and Mrs. Garvy tottered
-into his office.
-
-His traditional glasses and whiskers were reassuring. She choked out
-the ritual: "Freud, forgive me, for I have neuroses."
-
-He chanted the antiphonal: "Tut, my dear girl, what seems to be the
-trouble?"
-
-"I got like a hole in the head," she quavered. "I seem to forget all
-kinds of things. Things like everybody seems to know and I don't."
-
-"Well, that happens to everybody occasionally, my dear. I suggest a
-vacation on Venus."
-
-The freud stared, open-mouthed, at the empty chair. His nurse came in
-and demanded, "Hey, you see how she scrammed? What was the matter with
-_her_?"
-
-He took off his glasses and whiskers meditatively. "You can search
-me. I told her she should maybe try a vacation on Venus." A momentary
-bafflement came into his face and he dug through his desk drawers
-until he found a copy of the four-color, profusely illustrated journal
-of his profession. It had come that morning and he had lip-read it,
-though looking mostly at the pictures. He leafed through to the article
-_Advantages of the Planet Venus in Rest Cures_.
-
-"It's right there," he said.
-
-The nurse looked. "It sure is," she agreed. "Why shouldn't it be?"
-
-"The trouble with these here neurotics," decided the freud, "is that
-they all the time got to fight reality. Show in the next twitch."
-
-He put on his glasses and whiskers again and forgot Mrs. Garvy and her
-strange behavior.
-
-"Freud, forgive me, for I have neuroses."
-
-"Tut, my dear girl, what seems to be the trouble?"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Like many cures of mental disorders, Mrs. Garvy's was achieved largely
-by self-treatment. She disciplined herself sternly out of the crazy
-notion that there had been only one rocket ship and that one a failure.
-She could join without wincing, eventually, in any conversation on the
-desirability of Venus as a place to retire, on its fabulous floral
-profusion. Finally she went to Venus.
-
-All her friends were trying to book passage with the Evening Star
-Travel and Real Estate Corporation, but naturally the demand was
-crushing. She considered herself lucky to get a seat at last for the
-two-week summer cruise. The space ship took off from a place called
-Los Alamos, New Mexico. It looked just like all the spaceships on
-television and in the picture magazines, but was more comfortable than
-you would expect.
-
-Mrs. Garvy was delighted with the fifty or so fellow-passengers
-assembled before takeoff. They were from all over the country and
-she had a distinct impression that they were on the brainy side. The
-captain, a tall, hawk-faced, impressive fellow named Ryan-Something
-or other, welcomed them aboard and trusted that their trip would be a
-memorable one. He regretted that there would be nothing to see because,
-"due to the meteorite season," the ports would be dogged down. It was
-disappointing, yet reassuring that the line was taking no chances.
-
-There was the expected momentary discomfort at takeoff and then two
-monotonous days of droning travel through space to be whiled away in
-the lounge at cards or craps. The landing was a routine bump and the
-voyagers were issued tablets to swallow to immunize them against any
-minor ailments. When the tablets took effect, the lock was opened and
-Venus was theirs.
-
-It looked much like a tropical island on Earth, except for a blanket
-of cloud overhead. But it had a heady, other-worldly quality that was
-intoxicating and glamorous.
-
-The ten days of the vacation were suffused with a hazy magic. The soap
-root, as advertised, was free and sudsy. The fruits, mostly tropical
-varieties transplanted from Earth, were delightful. The simple shelters
-provided by the travel company were more than adequate for the balmy
-days and nights.
-
-It was with sincere regret that the voyagers filed again into the ship,
-and swallowed more tablets doled out to counteract and sterilize any
-Venus illnesses they might unwittingly communicate to Earth.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Vacationing was one thing. Power politics was another.
-
-At the Pole, a small man was in a soundproof room, his face deathly
-pale and his body limp in a straight chair.
-
-In the American Senate Chamber, Senator Hull-Mendoza (Synd., N. Cal.)
-was saying: "Mr. President and gentlemen, I would be remiss in my duty
-as a legislature if'n I didn't bring to the attention of the au-gust
-body I see here a perilous situation which is fraught with peril.
-As is well known to members of this au-gust body, the perfection of
-space flight has brought with it a situation I can only describe
-as fraught with peril. Mr. President and gentlemen, now that swift
-American rockets now traverse the trackless void of space between this
-planet and our nearest planetarial neighbor in space--and, gentlemen, I
-refer to Venus, the star of dawn, the brightest jewel in fair Vulcan's
-diadome--now, I say, I want to inquire what steps are being taken
-to colonize Venus with a vanguard of patriotic citizens like those
-minutemen of yore.
-
-"Mr. President and gentlemen! There are in this world nations, envious
-nations--I do not name Mexico--who by fair means or foul may seek to
-wrest from Columbia's grasp the torch of freedom of space; nations
-whose low living standards and innate depravity give them an unfair
-advantage over the citizens of our fair republic.
-
-"This is my program: I suggest that a city of more than 100,000
-population be selected by lot. The citizens of the fortunate city
-are to be awarded choice lands on Venus free and clear, to have and
-to hold and convey to their descendants. And the national government
-shall provide free transportation to Venus for these citizens. And this
-program shall continue, city by city, until there has been deposited on
-Venus a sufficient vanguard of citizens to protect our manifest rights
-in that planet.
-
-"Objections will be raised, for carping critics we have always with
-us. They will say there isn't enough steel. They will call it a cheap
-giveaway. I say there _is_ enough steel for _one_ city's population to
-be transferred to Venus, and that is all that is needed. For when the
-time comes for the second city to be transferred, the first, emptied
-city can be wrecked for the needed steel! And is it a giveaway? Yes! It
-is the most glorious giveaway in the history of mankind! Mr. President
-and gentlemen, there is no time to waste--Venus must be American!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Black-Kupperman, at the Pole, opened his eyes and said feebly, "The
-style was a little uneven. Do you think anybody'll notice?"
-
-"You did fine, boy; just fine," Barlow reassured him.
-
-Hull-Mendoza's bill became law.
-
-Drafting machines at the South Pole were busy around the clock and the
-Pittsburgh steel mills spewed millions of plates into the Los Alamos
-spaceport of the Evening Star Travel and Real Estate Corporation. It
-was going to be Los Angeles, for logistic reasons, and the three most
-accomplished psycho-kineticists went to Washington and mingled in the
-crowd at the drawing to make certain that the Los Angeles capsule
-slithered into the fingers of the blind-folded Senator.
-
-Los Angeles loved the idea and a forest of spaceships began to blossom
-in the desert. They weren't very good space ships, but they didn't have
-to be.
-
-A team at the Pole worked at Barlow's direction on a mail setup. There
-would have to be letters to and from Venus to keep the slightest
-taint of suspicion from arising. Luckily Barlow remembered that the
-problem had been solved once before--by Hitler. Relatives of persons
-incinerated in the furnaces of Lublin or Majdanek continued to get
-cheery postal cards.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Los Angeles flight went off on schedule, under tremendous press,
-newsreel and television coverage. The world cheered the gallant
-Angelenos who were setting off on their patriotic voyage to the land
-of milk and honey. The forest of spaceships thundered up, and up, and
-out of sight without untoward incident. Billions envied the Angelenos,
-cramped and on short rations though they were.
-
-Wreckers from San Francisco, whose capsule came up second, moved
-immediately into the city of the angels for the scrap steel their own
-flight would require. Senator Hull-Mendoza's constituents could do no
-less.
-
-The president of Mexico, hypnotically alarmed at this extension of
-_yanqui imperialismo_ beyond the stratosphere, launched his own
-Venus-colony program.
-
-Across the water it was England versus Ireland, France versus Germany,
-China versus Russia, India versus Indonesia. Ancient hatreds grew into
-the flames that were rocket ships assailing the air by hundreds daily.
-
- Dear Ed, how are you? Sam and I are fine and hope you are fine. Is
- it nice up there like they say with food and close grone on trees?
- I drove by Springfield yesterday and it sure looked funny all the
- buildings down but of coarse it is worth it we have to keep the
- greasers in their place. Do you have any truble with them on Venus?
- Drop me a line some time. Your loving sister, Alma.
-
- Dear Alma, I am fine and hope you are fine. It is a fine place here
- fine climate and easy living. The doctor told me today that I seem
- to be ten years younger. He thinks there is something in the air
- here keeps people young. We do not have much trouble with the
- greasers here they keep to theirselves it is just a question of us
- outnumbering them and staking out the best places for the Americans.
- In South Bay I know a nice little island that I have been saving
- for you and Sam with lots of blanket trees and ham bushes. Hoping
- to see you and Sam soon, your loving brother, Ed.
-
-Sam and Alma were on their way shortly.
-
-Poprob got a dividend in every nation after the emigration had passed
-the halfway mark. The lonesome stay-at-homes were unable to bear the
-melancholy of a low population density; their conditioning had been to
-swarms of their kin. After that point it was possible to foist off the
-crudest stripped-down accommodations on would-be emigrants; they didn't
-care.
-
-Black-Kupperman did a final job on President Hull-Mendoza, the last
-job that genius of hypnotics would ever do on any moron, important or
-otherwise.
-
-Hull-Mendoza, panic-stricken by his presidency over an emptying nation,
-joined his constituents. The _Independence_, aboard which traveled
-the national government of America, was the most elaborate of all the
-spaceships--bigger, more comfortable, with a lounge that was handsome,
-though cramped, and cloakrooms for Senators and Representatives. It
-went, however, to the same place as the others and Black-Kupperman
-killed himself, leaving a note that stated he "couldn't live with my
-conscience."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The day after the American President departed, Barlow flew into a rage.
-Across his specially built desk were supposed to flow all Poprob
-high-level documents and this thing--this outrageous thing--called
-Poprob_term_ apparently had got into the executive stage before he had
-even had a glimpse of it!
-
-He buzzed for Rogge-Smith, his statistician. Rogge-Smith seemed to be
-at the bottom of it. Poprobterm seemed to be about first and second and
-third derivatives, whatever they were. Barlow had a deep distrust of
-anything more complex than what he called an "average."
-
-While Rogge-Smith was still at the door, Barlow snapped, "What's the
-meaning of this? Why haven't I been consulted? How far have you people
-got and why have you been working on something I haven't authorized?"
-
-"Didn't want to bother you, Chief," said Rogge-Smith. "It was really
-a technical matter, kind of a final cleanup. Want to come and see the
-work?"
-
-Mollified, Barlow followed his statistician down the corridor.
-
-"You still shouldn't have gone ahead without my okay," he grumbled.
-"Where the hell would you people have been without me?"
-
-"That's right, Chief. We couldn't have swung it ourselves; our minds
-just don't work that way. And all that stuff you knew from Hitler--it
-wouldn't have occurred to us. Like poor Black-Kupperman."
-
-They were in a fair-sized machine shop at the end of a slight upward
-incline. It was cold. Rogge-Smith pushed a button that started a motor,
-and a flood of arctic light poured in as the roof parted slowly. It
-showed a small spaceship with the door open.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Barlow gaped as Rogge-Smith took him by the elbow and his other boys
-appeared: Swenson-Swenson, the engineer; Tsutsugimushi-Duncan, his
-propellants man; Kalb-French, advertising.
-
-"In you go, Chief," said Tsutsugimushi-Duncan. "This is Poprobterm."
-
-"But I'm the world Dictator!"
-
-"You bet, Chief. You'll be in history, all right--but this is
-necessary, I'm afraid."
-
-The door was closed. Acceleration slammed Barlow cruelly to the metal
-floor. Something broke and warm, wet stuff, salty-tasting, ran from his
-mouth to his chin. Arctic sunlight through a port suddenly became a
-fierce lancet stabbing at his eyes; he was out of the atmosphere.
-
-Lying twisted and broken under the acceleration, Barlow realized that
-some things had not changed, that Jack Ketch was never asked to dinner
-however many shillings you paid him to do your dirty work, that murder
-will out, that crime pays only temporarily.
-
-The last thing he learned was that death is the end of pain.
-
-
-
-
-
-End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of The Marching Morons, by C.M. Kornbluth
-
-*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MARCHING MORONS ***
-
-***** This file should be named 51233.txt or 51233.zip *****
-This and all associated files of various formats will be found in:
- http://www.gutenberg.org/5/1/2/3/51233/
-
-Produced by Greg Weeks, Mary Meehan and the Online
-Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
-
-
-Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions
-will be renamed.
-
-Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no
-one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation
-(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
-permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules,
-set forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
-copying and distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works to
-protect the PROJECT GUTENBERG-tm concept and trademark. Project
-Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you
-charge for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you
-do not charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the
-rules is very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose
-such as creation of derivative works, reports, performances and
-research. They may be modified and printed and given away--you may do
-practically ANYTHING with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
-subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
-redistribution.
-
-
-
-*** START: FULL LICENSE ***
-
-THE FULL PROJECT GUTENBERG LICENSE
-PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU DISTRIBUTE OR USE THIS WORK
-
-To protect the Project Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting the free
-distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
-(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase "Project
-Gutenberg"), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full Project
-Gutenberg-tm License (available with this file or online at
-http://gutenberg.org/license).
-
-
-Section 1. General Terms of Use and Redistributing Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic works
-
-1.A. By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
-and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
-(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
-the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or destroy
-all copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in your possession.
-If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by the
-terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person or
-entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.
-
-1.B. "Project Gutenberg" is a registered trademark. It may only be
-used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
-agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
-things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works
-even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
-paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
-and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works. See paragraph 1.E below.
-
-1.C. The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation ("the Foundation"
-or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection of Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic works. Nearly all the individual works in the
-collection are in the public domain in the United States. If an
-individual work is in the public domain in the United States and you are
-located in the United States, we do not claim a right to prevent you from
-copying, distributing, performing, displaying or creating derivative
-works based on the work as long as all references to Project Gutenberg
-are removed. Of course, we hope that you will support the Project
-Gutenberg-tm mission of promoting free access to electronic works by
-freely sharing Project Gutenberg-tm works in compliance with the terms of
-this agreement for keeping the Project Gutenberg-tm name associated with
-the work. You can easily comply with the terms of this agreement by
-keeping this work in the same format with its attached full Project
-Gutenberg-tm License when you share it without charge with others.
-
-1.D. The copyright laws of the place where you are located also govern
-what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most countries are in
-a constant state of change. If you are outside the United States, check
-the laws of your country in addition to the terms of this agreement
-before downloading, copying, displaying, performing, distributing or
-creating derivative works based on this work or any other Project
-Gutenberg-tm work. The Foundation makes no representations concerning
-the copyright status of any work in any country outside the United
-States.
-
-1.E. Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:
-
-1.E.1. The following sentence, with active links to, or other immediate
-access to, the full Project Gutenberg-tm License must appear prominently
-whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg-tm work (any work on which the
-phrase "Project Gutenberg" appears, or with which the phrase "Project
-Gutenberg" is associated) is accessed, displayed, performed, viewed,
-copied or distributed:
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
-with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org/license
-
-1.E.2. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is derived
-from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating that it is
-posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work can be copied
-and distributed to anyone in the United States without paying any fees
-or charges. If you are redistributing or providing access to a work
-with the phrase "Project Gutenberg" associated with or appearing on the
-work, you must comply either with the requirements of paragraphs 1.E.1
-through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of the work and the
-Project Gutenberg-tm trademark as set forth in paragraphs 1.E.8 or
-1.E.9.
-
-1.E.3. If an individual Project Gutenberg-tm electronic work is posted
-with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and distribution
-must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and any additional
-terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms will be linked
-to the Project Gutenberg-tm License for all works posted with the
-permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of this work.
-
-1.E.4. Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project Gutenberg-tm
-License terms from this work, or any files containing a part of this
-work or any other work associated with Project Gutenberg-tm.
-
-1.E.5. Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute this
-electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
-prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
-active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
-Gutenberg-tm License.
-
-1.E.6. You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
-compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including any
-word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access to or
-distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg-tm work in a format other than
-"Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other format used in the official version
-posted on the official Project Gutenberg-tm web site (www.gutenberg.org),
-you must, at no additional cost, fee or expense to the user, provide a
-copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a means of obtaining a copy upon
-request, of the work in its original "Plain Vanilla ASCII" or other
-form. Any alternate format must include the full Project Gutenberg-tm
-License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.
-
-1.E.7. Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
-performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg-tm works
-unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.
-
-1.E.8. You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
-access to or distributing Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works provided
-that
-
-- You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
- the use of Project Gutenberg-tm works calculated using the method
- you already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is
- owed to the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark, but he
- has agreed to donate royalties under this paragraph to the
- Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments
- must be paid within 60 days following each date on which you
- prepare (or are legally required to prepare) your periodic tax
- returns. Royalty payments should be clearly marked as such and
- sent to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation at the
- address specified in Section 4, "Information about donations to
- the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation."
-
-- You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
- you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
- does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg-tm
- License. You must require such a user to return or
- destroy all copies of the works possessed in a physical medium
- and discontinue all use of and all access to other copies of
- Project Gutenberg-tm works.
-
-- You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of any
- money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
- electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days
- of receipt of the work.
-
-- You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
- distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm works.
-
-1.E.9. If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project Gutenberg-tm
-electronic work or group of works on different terms than are set
-forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing from
-both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and Michael
-Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg-tm trademark. Contact the
-Foundation as set forth in Section 3 below.
-
-1.F.
-
-1.F.1. Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend considerable
-effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe and proofread
-public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg-tm
-collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
-"Defects," such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
-corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
-property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
-computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
-your equipment.
-
-1.F.2. LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES - Except for the "Right
-of Replacement or Refund" described in paragraph 1.F.3, the Project
-Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the Project
-Gutenberg-tm trademark, and any other party distributing a Project
-Gutenberg-tm electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
-liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
-fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
-LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
-PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH 1.F.3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
-TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
-LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
-INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
-DAMAGE.
-
-1.F.3. LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND - If you discover a
-defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
-receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
-written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
-received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium with
-your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you with
-the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in lieu of a
-refund. If you received the work electronically, the person or entity
-providing it to you may choose to give you a second opportunity to
-receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If the second copy
-is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing without further
-opportunities to fix the problem.
-
-1.F.4. Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set forth
-in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you 'AS-IS' WITH NO OTHER
-WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO
-WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.
-
-1.F.5. Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
-warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of damages.
-If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement violates the
-law of the state applicable to this agreement, the agreement shall be
-interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or limitation permitted by
-the applicable state law. The invalidity or unenforceability of any
-provision of this agreement shall not void the remaining provisions.
-
-1.F.6. INDEMNITY - You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation, the
-trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
-providing copies of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works in accordance
-with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the production,
-promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg-tm electronic works,
-harmless from all liability, costs and expenses, including legal fees,
-that arise directly or indirectly from any of the following which you do
-or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this or any Project Gutenberg-tm
-work, (b) alteration, modification, or additions or deletions to any
-Project Gutenberg-tm work, and (c) any Defect you cause.
-
-
-Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg-tm
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm is synonymous with the free distribution of
-electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of computers
-including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It exists
-because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations from
-people in all walks of life.
-
-Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
-assistance they need, are critical to reaching Project Gutenberg-tm's
-goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg-tm collection will
-remain freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
-Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
-and permanent future for Project Gutenberg-tm and future generations.
-To learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation
-and how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4
-and the Foundation web page at http://www.pglaf.org.
-
-
-Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
-Foundation
-
-The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
-501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
-state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
-Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
-number is 64-6221541. Its 501(c)(3) letter is posted at
-http://pglaf.org/fundraising. Contributions to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to the full extent
-permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.
-
-The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr. S.
-Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are scattered
-throughout numerous locations. Its business office is located at
-809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801) 596-1887, email
-business@pglaf.org. Email contact links and up to date contact
-information can be found at the Foundation's web site and official
-page at http://pglaf.org
-
-For additional contact information:
- Dr. Gregory B. Newby
- Chief Executive and Director
- gbnewby@pglaf.org
-
-
-Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm depends upon and cannot survive without wide
-spread public support and donations to carry out its mission of
-increasing the number of public domain and licensed works that can be
-freely distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest
-array of equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations
-($1 to $5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt
-status with the IRS.
-
-The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
-charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
-States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
-considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
-with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
-where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To
-SEND DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any
-particular state visit http://pglaf.org
-
-While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
-have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
-against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
-approach us with offers to donate.
-
-International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
-any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
-outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.
-
-Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
-methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
-ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations.
-To donate, please visit: http://pglaf.org/donate
-
-
-Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg-tm electronic
-works.
-
-Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg-tm
-concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
-with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
-Gutenberg-tm eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.
-
-
-Project Gutenberg-tm eBooks are often created from several printed
-editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the U.S.
-unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not necessarily
-keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper edition.
-
-
-Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search facility:
-
- http://www.gutenberg.org
-
-This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg-tm,
-including how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
-Archive Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to
-subscribe to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.
diff --git a/old/51233.zip b/old/51233.zip
deleted file mode 100644
index 5ffc444..0000000
--- a/old/51233.zip
+++ /dev/null
Binary files differ