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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 50210 ***
-
-THE STORY OF
-
-VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-in which is set forth an exact account of the manner of State held by
-Madam Venus, Goddess and Meretrix, under the famous Hörselberg, and
-containing the Adventures of Tannhäuser in that Place, his Repentance,
-his Journeying to Rome and Return to the Loving Mountain.
-
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-BY
-
-AUBREY BEARDSLEY
-
-
-Now first printed from the Original Manuscript
-
-
-LONDON
-
-FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION
-
-MCMVII
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-
-
-FOREWORD
-
-
-Only a portion of this work, Beardsley's most ambitious literary
-effort, has hitherto been printed, with the title "Under the Hill". The
-present work is a complete transcript of the whole of the manuscript as
-originally projected by Beardsley. It has been deemed advisable, owing
-to the freedom of several passages, to issue only a limited number of
-copies for the use of those literary students who are also admirers of
-Beardsley's wayward genius.
-
-
-
- "La chaleur du brandon Venus."
- _Le Roman de la Rose_, v. 22051.
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
-CHAPTER I. HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS.
-
-CHAPTER II. OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR
-SUPPER.
-
-CHAPTER III. HOW VENUS SUPPED; AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY
-THE CURIOUS PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE.
-
-CHAPTER IV. HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER.
-
-CHAPTER V. OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS.
-
-CHAPTER VI. OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND
-TANNHÄUSER.
-
-CHAPTER VII. HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN
-THE VENUSBERG.
-
-CHAPTER VIII. OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE
-MANIFESTATION THEREOF.
-
-CHAPTER IX. HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH
-THE PALACE GARDENS.
-
-CHAPTER X. OF THE 'STABAT MATER' SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE.
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF
-
-VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-
-
- TO
- THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE
- GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI
- CARDINAL OF THE HOLY ROMAN CHURCH
- TITULAR BISHOP OF S. MARIA IN TRASTAVERE
- ARCHBISHOP OF OSTIA AND VELLETRI
- NUNCIO TO THE HOLY SEE
- IN
- NICARAGUA AND PATAGONIA
- A FATHER TO THE POOR
- A REFORMER OF ECCLESIASTICAL DISCIPLINE
- A PATTERN OF LEARNING
- WISDOM AND HOLINESS OF LIFE
- THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH DUE REVERENCE
- BY HIS HUMBLE SERVITOR
- A SCRIVENER AND LIMNER OF WORLDLY THINGS
- WHO MADE THIS BOOK
- AUBREY BEARDSLEY
- TO
- THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE
- GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI
-
-
-
-
-_Most Eminent Prince_,
-
-I know not by what mischance the writing of epistles dedicatory has
-fallen into disuse, whether through the vanity of authors or the
-humility of patrons. But the practice seems to me so very beautiful
-and becoming that I have ventured to make an essay in the modest art,
-and lay with formalities my first book at your feet. I have, it must
-be confessed, many fears lest I shall be arraigned of presumption in
-choosing so exalted a name as your own to place at the beginning of
-these histories; but I hope that such a censure will not be too lightly
-passed upon me, for, if I am guilty, 'tis but of a most natural pride
-that the accidents of my life should allow me to sail the little
-pinnace of my wit under your protection.
-
-But though I can clear myself of such a charge, I am still minded to
-use the tongue of apology, for with what face can I offer you a book
-treating of so vein and fantastical a thing as Love? I know that in
-the judgment of many the amorous passion is accounted a shameful thing
-and ridiculous; indeed, it must be confessed that more blushes have
-risen for Love's sake than for any other cause, and that lovers are an
-eternal laughing-stock. Still, as the book will be found to contain
-matter of deeper import than mere venery, inasmuch as it treats of the
-great contrition of its chiefest character, and of canonical things in
-its chapters, I am not without hopes that your Eminence will pardon my
-writing of the Hill of Venus, for which exposition let my youth excuse
-me.
-
-Then I must crave your forgiveness for addressing you in a language
-other than the Roman, but my small freedom in Latinity forbids me to
-wander beyond the idiom of my vernacular. I would not for the world
-that your delicate Southern ear should be offended by a barbarous
-assault of rude and Gothic words; but methinks no language is rude that
-can boast polite writers, and not a few have flourished in this country
-in times past, bringing our common speech to very great perfection.
-In the present age, alas! our pens are ravished by unlettered authors
-and unmannered critics, that make a havoc rather than a building, a
-wilderness rather than a garden. But, alack I what boots it to drop
-tears upon the preterit?
-
-'Tis not of our own shortcomings, though, but of your own great merits
-that I should speak, else I should be forgetful of the duties I have
-drawn upon myself in electing to address you in a dedication. 'Tis of
-your noble virtues (though all the world know of 'em), your taste and
-wit, your care for letters, and very real regard for the arts, that I
-must be the proclaimer.
-
-Though it be true that all men have sufficient wit to pass a judgment
-on this or that, and not a few sufficient impudence to print the same
-(these last being commonly accounted critics), I have ever held that
-the critical faculty is more rare than the inventive. 'Tis a faculty
-your Eminence possesses in so great a degree that your praise or blame
-is something oracular, your utterance infallible as great genius or as
-a beautiful woman. Your mind, I know, rejoicing in fine distinctions
-and subtle procedures of thought, beautifully discursive rather than
-hastily conclusive, has found in criticism its happiest exercise. 'Tis
-pity that so perfect a Mecænas should have no Horace to befriend, no
-Georgies to accept; for the offices and function of patron or critic
-must of necessity be lessened in an age of little men and little work.
-In times past 'twas nothing derogatory for great princes and men of
-State to extend their loves and favour to poets, for thereby they
-received as much honour as they conferred. Did not Prince Festus with
-pride take the master-work of Julian into his protection, and was not
-the Æneis a pretty thing to offer Caesar?
-
-Learning without appreciation is a thing of nought, but I know not
-which is greatest in you, your love of the arts or your knowledge of
-'em. What wonder, then, that I am studious to please you, and desirous
-of your protection? How deeply thankful I am for your past affections,
-you know well, your great kindness and liberality having far outgone my
-slight merits fend small accomplishment that seemed scarce to warrant
-any favour. Alas! 'tis a slight offering I make you now, but, if
-after glancing into its pages (say of an evening upon your terrace),
-you should deem it worthy of the most remote place in your princely
-library, the knowledge that it rested there would be reward sufficient
-for my labours, and a crowning happiness to my pleasure in the writing
-of this slender book.
-
- The humble and obedient servant of your Eminence,
-
- AUBREY BEARDSLEY.
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-
-HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS
-
-
-The Chevalier Tannhäuser, having lighted off his horse, stood
-doubtfully for a moment beneath the ombre gateway of the Venusberg,
-troubled with an exquisite fear lest a day's travel should have too
-cruelly undone the laboured niceness of his dress. His hand, slim and
-gracious as La Marquise du Deffand's in the drawing by Carmontelle,
-played nervously about the gold hair that fell upon his shoulders like
-a finely curled peruke, and from point to point of a precise toilet,
-the fingers wandered, quelling the little mutinies of cravat and ruffle.
-
-It was taper-time; when the tired earth puts on its cloak of mists and
-shadows, when the enchanted woods are stirred with light footfalls and
-slender voices of the fairies, when all the air is full of delicate
-influences, and even the beaux, seated at their dressing-tables, dream
-a little.
-
-A delicious moment, thought Tannhäuser, to slip into exile.
-
-The place where he stood waved drowsily with strange flowers, heavy
-with perfume, dripping with odours. Gloomy and nameless weeds not to
-be found in Mentzelius. Huge moths so richly winged they must have
-banqueted upon tapestries and royal stuffs, slept on the pillars that
-flanked either side of the gateway, and the eyes of all the moths
-remained open, and were burning and bursting with a mesh of veins.
-The pillars were fashioned in some pale stone, and rose up like hymns
-in the praise of Venus, for, from cap to base, each one was carved
-with loving sculptures, showing such a cunning invention and such a
-curious knowledge that Tannhäuser lingered not a little in reviewing
-them. They surpassed all that Japan has ever pictured from her maisons
-vertes, all that was ever painted on the pretty bathrooms of Cardinal
-La Motte, and even outdid the astonishing illustrations to Jones'
-"_Nursery Numbers_."
-
-"A pretty portal," murmured the Chevalier, correcting his sash.
-
-As he spake, a faint sound of singing was breathed out from the
-mountain, faint music as strange and distant as sea-legends that are
-heard in shells.
-
-"The Vespers of Venus, I take it," said Tannhäuser and struck a few
-chords of accompaniment ever so lightly upon his little lute. Softly
-across the spell-bound threshold the song floated and wreathed itself
-about the subtle columns till the moths were touched with passion, and
-moved quaintly in their sleep. One of them was awakened by the intenser
-notes of the Chevalier's lute-strings, and fluttered into his cave.
-Tannhäuser felt it was his cue for entry.
-
-"Adieu," he exclaimed, with an inclusive gesture, and "Good-bye,
-Madonna," as the cold circle of the moon began to show, beautiful and
-full of enchantments. There was a shadow of sentiment in his voice as
-he spake the words.
-
-"Would to heaven," he sighed, "I might receive the assurance of a
-looking-glass before I make my début! However, as she is a goddess, I
-doubt not her eyes are a little sated with perfection, and may not be
-displeased to see it crowned with a tiny fault."
-
-A wild rose had caught upon the trimmings of his muff, and in the first
-flush of displeasure he would have struck it brusquely away, and most
-severely punished the offending flower. But the ruffled mood lasted
-only a moment, for there was something so deliciously incongruous in
-the hardy petal's invasion of so delicate a thing, that Tannhäuser
-withheld the finger of resentment, and vowed that the wild rose should
-stay where it had clung--a passport, as it were, from the upper to the
-underworld.
-
-"The very excess and violence of the fault," he said, "will be its
-excuse;" and, undoing a tangle in the tassel of his stick, stepped into
-the shadowy corridor that ran into the bosom of the wan hill, stepped
-with the admirable aplomb and unwrinkled suavity of Don John.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-
-OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR SUPPER
-
-
-Before a toilet that shone like the altar of Nôtre Dame des Victoires,
-Venus was seated in a little dressing-gown of black and heliotrope.
-The coiffeur Cosmé was caring for her scented chevelure, and with tiny
-silver tongs, warm from the caresses of the flame, made delicious
-intelligent curls that fell as lightly as a breath about her forehead
-and over her eyebrows, and clustered like tendrils about her neck. Her
-three favourite girls, Pappelarde, Blanchemains, and Loreyne, waited
-immediately upon her with perfume and powder in delicate flagons and
-frail cassolettes, and held in porcelain jars the ravishing paints
-prepared by Chateline for those cheeks and lips that had grown a little
-pale with anguish of exile. Her three favourite boys, Claude, Claire,
-and Sarrasine, stood amorously about with salver, fan and napkin.
-Millamant held a slight tray of slippers, Minette some tender gloves,
-La Popelinière, mistress of the robes, was ready with a frock of yellow
-and yellow. La Zambinella bore the jewels, Florizel some flowers,
-Amadour a box of various pins, and Vadius a box of sweets. Her doves,
-ever in attendance, walked about the room that was panelled with the
-gallant paintings of Jean Baptiste Dorat, and some dwarfs and doubtful
-creatures sat here and there, lolling out their tongues, pinching each
-other, and behaving oddly enough. Sometimes Venus gave them little
-smiles.
-
-As the toilet was in progress, Priapusa, the fat manicure and fardeuse,
-strode in and seated herself by the side of the dressing-table,
-greeting Venus with an intimate nod. She wore a gown of white watered
-silk with gold lace trimmings, and a velvet necklet of false vermilion.
-Her hair hung in bandeaux over her ears, passing into a huge chignon
-at the back of her head, and the hat, wide-brimmed and hung with a
-vallance of pink muslin, was floral with red roses.
-
-Priapusa's voice was full of salacious unction; she had terrible little
-gestures with the hands, strange movements with the shoulders, a short
-respiration that made surprising wrinkles in her bodice, a corrupt
-skin, large horny eyes, a parrot's nose, a small loose mouth, great
-flaccid cheeks, and chin after chin. She was a wise person, and Venus
-loved her more than any of her other servants, and had a hundred pet
-names for her, such as, Dear Toad, Pretty Pol, Cock-robin, Dearest Lip,
-Touchstone, Little Cough-drop, Bijou, Buttons, Dear Heart, Dick-dock,
-Mrs Manly, Little Nipper, Cochon-de-lait, Naughty-naughty, Blessèd
-Thing, and Trump.
-
-The talk that passed between Priapusa and her mistress was of that
-excellent kind that passes between old friends, a perfect understanding
-giving to scraps of phrases their full meaning, and to the merest
-reference, a point. Naturally Tannhäuser, the new comer, was discussed
-a little. Venus had not seen him yet, and asked a score of questions on
-his account that were delightfully to the point.
-
-Priapusa told the story of his sudden arrival, his curious wandering in
-the gardens, and calm satisfaction with all he saw there, his impromptu
-affection for a slender girl upon the first terrace, of the crowd of
-frocks that gathered round and pelted him with roses, of the graceful
-way he defended himself with his mask, and of the queer reverence he
-made to the statue of the God of all gardens, kissing that deity with
-a pilgrim's devotion. Just now Tannhäuser was at the baths, and was
-creating a most favourable impression.
-
-The report and the coiffing were completed at the same moment.
-
-"Cosmé," said Venus, "you have been quite sweet and quite brilliant,
-you have surpassed yourself to-night." "Madam flatters me," replied the
-antique old thing, with a girlish giggle under his black satin mask.
-"Gad, Madam; sometimes I believe I have no talent in the world, but
-to-night I must confess to a touch of the vain mood." It would pain me
-horribly to tell you about the painting of her face; suffice it that
-the sorrowful work was accomplished frankly, magnificently, and without
-a shadow of deception.
-
-Venus slipped away the dressing-gown, and rose before the mirror in
-a flutter of frilled things. She was adorably tall and slender. Her
-neck and shoulders were so wonderfully drawn, and the little malicious
-breasts were full of the irritation of loveliness that can never be
-entirely comprehended, or ever enjoyed to the utmost. Her arms and
-hands were loosely but delicately articulated, and her legs were
-divinely long. From the hip to the knee, twenty-two inches; from the
-knee to the heel, twenty-two inches, as befitted a Goddess.
-
-I should like to speak more particularly about her, for generalities
-are not of the slightest service in a description. But I am afraid that
-an enforced silence here and there would leave such numerous gaps in
-the picture that it had better not be begun at all than left unfinished.
-
-Those who have only seen Venus in the Vatican, in the Louvre, in
-the Uffizi, or in the British Museum, can have no idea of how very
-beautiful and sweet she looked. Not at all like the lady in "Lemprière."
-
-Priapusa grew quite lyric over the dear little person, and pecked at
-her arms with kisses.
-
-"Dear Tongue, you must really behave yourself," said Venus, and called
-Millamant to bring her the slippers.
-
-The tray was freighted with the most exquisite and shapely pantoufles,
-sufficient to make Cluny a place of naught. There were shoes of grey
-and black and brown suède, of white silk and rose satin, and velvet and
-sarcenet; there were some of sea-green sewn with cherry blossoms, some
-of red with willow branches, and some of grey with bright-winged birds.
-There were heels of silver, of ivory, and of gilt; there were buckles
-of very precious stones set in most strange and esoteric devices;
-there were ribands tied and twisted into cunning forms; there were
-buttons so beautiful that the button-holes might have no pleasure till
-they closed upon them; there were soles of delicate leathers scented
-with maréchale, and linings of soft stuffs scented with the juice of
-July flowers. But Venus, finding none of them to her mind, called for
-a discarded pair of blood-red maroquin, diapered with pearls. These
-looked very distinguished over her white silk stockings.
-
-As the tray was being carried away, the capricious Florizel snatched as
-usual a slipper from it, and fitted the foot over his penis, and made
-the necessary movements. That was Florizel's little caprice. Meantime,
-La Popelinière stepped forward with the frock.
-
-"I shan't wear one to-night," said Venus. Then she slipped on her
-gloves.
-
-When the toilet was at an end all her doves clustered round her feet,
-loving to frôler her ankles with their plumes, and the dwarfs clapped
-their hands, and put their fingers between their lips and whistled.
-Never before had Venus been so radiant and compelling. Spiridion, in
-the corner, looked up from his game of Spellicans and trembled. Claude
-and Clair, pale with pleasure, stroked and touched her with their
-delicate hands, and wrinkled her stockings with their nervous lips, and
-smoothed them with their thin fingers; and Sarrasine undid her garters
-and kissed them inside and put them on again, pressing her thighs with
-his mouth. The dwarfs grew very daring, I can tell you. There was
-almost a mêlée. They illustrated pages 72 and 73 of Delvau's Dictionary.
-
-In the middle of it all, Pranzmungel announced that supper was ready
-upon the fifth terrace. "Ah!" cried Venus, "I'm famished!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-
-HOW VENUS SUPPED AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY THE CURIOUS
-PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE
-
-
-She was quite delighted with Tannhäuser, and, of course, he sat next
-her at supper.
-
-The terrace, made beautiful with a thousand vain and fantastical
-devices, and set with a hundred tables and four hundred couches,
-presented a truly splendid appearance. In the middle was a huge bronze
-fountain with three basins. From the first rose a many-breasted dragon,
-and four little Loves mounted upon swans, and each Love was furnished
-with a bow and arrow. Two of them that faced the monster seemed to
-recoil in fear, two that were behind made bold enough to aim their
-shafts at him. From the verge of the second sprang a circle of slim
-golden columns that supported silver doves, with tails and wings spread
-out. The third, held by a group of grotesquely attenuated satyrs, was
-centred with a thin pipe hung with masks and roses, and capped with
-children's heads.
-
-From the mouths of the dragon and the Loves, from the swans' eyes, from
-the breasts of the doves, from the satyrs' horns and lips, from the
-masks at many points, and from the childrens' curls, the water played
-profusely, cutting strange arabesques and subtle figures.
-
-The terrace was lit entirely by candles. There were four thousand of
-them, not numbering those upon the tables. The candlesticks were of
-a countless variety, and smiled with moulded cochônneries. Some were
-twenty feet high, and bore single candles that flared like fragrant
-torches over the feast, and guttered till the wax stood round the
-tops in tall lances. Some, hung with dainty petticoats of shining
-lustres, had a whole bevy of tapers upon them, devised in circles, in
-pyramids, in squares, in cuneiforms, in single lines regimentally and
-in crescents.
-
-Then on quaint pedestals and Terminal Gods and gracious pilasters of
-every sort, were shell-like vases of excessive fruits and flowers that
-hung about and burst over the edges and could never be restrained. The
-orange-trees and myrtles, looped with vermilion sashes, stood in frail
-porcelain pots, and the rose-trees were wound and twisted with superb
-invention over trellis and standard. Upon one side of the terrace, a
-long gilded stage for the comedians was curtained off with Pagonian
-tapestries, and in front of it the music-stands were placed. The tables
-arranged between the fountain and the flight of steps to the sixth
-terrace were all circular, covered with white damask, and strewn with
-irises, roses, kingcups, colombines, daffodils, carnations and lilies;
-and the couches, high with soft cushions and spread with more stuffs
-than could be named, had fans thrown upon them, and little amorous
-surprise packets.
-
-Beyond the escalier stretched the gardens, which were designed so
-elaborately and with so much splendour that the architect of the Fêtes
-d'Armailhacq could have found in them no matter for cavil, and the
-still lakes strewn with profuse barges full of gay flowers and wax
-marionettes, the alleys of tall trees, the arcades and cascades, the
-pavilions, the grottoes, and the garden-gods--all took a strange tinge
-of revelry from the glare of the light that fell upon them from the
-feast.
-
-The frockless Venus and Tannhäuser, with Priapusa and Claude and Clair,
-and Farcy, the chief comedian, sat at the same table. Tannhäuser,
-who had doffed his travelling suit, wore long black silk stockings,
-a pair of pretty garters, a very elegant ruffled shirt, slippers
-and a wonderful dressing-gown. Claude and Clair wore nothing at
-all, delicious privilege of immaturity, and Farcy was in ordinary
-evening clothes. As for the rest of the company, it boasted some very
-noticeable dresses, and whole tables of quite delightful coiffures.
-There were spotted veils that seemed to stain the skin with some
-exquisite and august disease, fans with eye-slits in them through which
-their bearers peeped and peered; fans painted with postures and covered
-with the sonnets of Sporion and the short stories of Scaramouche, and
-fans of big living moths stuck upon mounts of silver sticks. There were
-masks of green velvet that make the face look trebly powdered; masks
-of the heads of birds, of apes, of serpents, of dolphins, of men and
-women, of little embryons and of cats; masks like the faces of gods;
-masks of coloured glass, and masks of thin talc and of india-rubber.
-There were wigs of black and scarlet wools, of peacocks' feathers, of
-gold and silver threads, of swansdown, of the tendrils of the vine,
-and of human hairs; huge collars of stiff muslin rising high above
-the head; whole dresses of ostrich feathers curling inwards; tunics
-of panthers' skins that looked beautiful over pink tights; capotes of
-crimson satin trimmed with the wings of owls; sleeves cut into the
-shapes of apocryphal animals; drawers flounced down to the ankles, and
-flecked with tiny, red roses; stockings clocked with fêtes galantes,
-and curious designs, and petticoats cut like artificial flowers. Some
-of the women had put on delightful little moustaches dyed in purples
-and bright greens, twisted and waxed with absolute skill; and some wore
-great white beards after the manner of Saint Wilgeforte. Then Dorat had
-painted extraordinary grotesques and vignettes over their bodies, here
-and there. Upon a cheek, an old man scratching his horned head; upon a
-forehead, an old woman teased by an impudent amor; upon a shoulder, an
-amorous singerie; round a breast, a circlet of satyrs; about a wrist, a
-wreath of pale, unconscious babes; upon an elbow, a bouquet of spring
-flowers; across a back, some surprising scenes of adventure; at the
-corners of a mouth, tiny red spots; and upon a neck, a flight of birds,
-a caged parrot, a branch of fruit, a butterfly, a spider, a drunken
-dwarf, or, simply, some initials. But most wonderful of all were the
-black silhouettes painted upon the legs, and which showed through a
-white silk stocking like a sumptuous bruise.
-
-The supper provided by the ingenious Rambouillet was quite beyond
-parallel. Never had he created a more exquisite menu. The _consommé
-impromptu_ alone would have been sufficient to establish the immortal
-reputation of any chef. What, then, can I say of the _Dorade bouillie
-sauce maréchale_, the _ragoût aux langues de carpes_, the _ramereaux
-à la charnière_, the _ciboulette de gibier à l'espagnole_, the _paté
-de cuisses d'oie aux pois de Monsalvie_, the _queues d'agneau au clair
-de lune_, the _artichauts à la Grecque_, the _charlotte de pommes à
-la Lucy Waters_, the _bombes à la marée_, and the _glaces aux rayons
-d'or_? A veritable tour de cuisine that surpassed even the famous
-little suppers given by the Marquis de Réchale at Passy, and which the
-Abbé Mirliton pronounced "impeccable, and too good to be eaten."
-
-Ah! Pierre Antoine Berquin de Rambouillet; you are worthy of your
-divine mistress!
-
-Mere hunger quickly gave place to those finer instincts of the pure
-gourmet, and the strange wines, cooled in buckets of snow, unloosed
-all the décolleté spirits of astonishing conversation and atrocious
-laughter.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-
-HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER
-
-
-At first there was the fun with the surprise packets that contained
-myriads of amusing things, then a general criticism of the decorations,
-everyone finding a delightful meaning in the fall of festoon, turn of
-twig, and twist of branch. Pulex, as usual, bore the palm for insight
-and invention, and to-night he was more brilliant than ever. He leant
-across the table and explained to the young page, Macfils de Martaga,
-what thing was intended by a certain arrangement of roses. The young
-page smiled and hummed the refrain of "La petite balette." Sporion,
-too, had delicate perceptions, and was vastly entertained by the
-disposition of the candelabra.
-
-As the courses advanced, the conversation grew bustling and more
-personal. Pulex and Cyril and Marisca and Cathelin opened a fire of
-raillery. The infidelities of Cerise, the difficulties of Brancas,
-Sarmean's caprices that morning in the lily garden, Thorilliere's
-declining strength, Astarte's affection for Roseola, Felix's impossible
-member, Cathelin's passion for Sulpilia's poodle, Sola's passion
-for herself, the nasty bite that Marisca gave Chloe, the épilatiere
-of Pulex, Cyril's diseases, Butor's illness, Maryx's tiny cemetery,
-Lesbia's profound fourth letter, and a thousand amatory follies of the
-day were discussed.
-
-From harsh and shrill and clamant, the voices grew blurred and
-inarticulate. Bad sentences were helped out by worse gestures, and at
-one table, Scabius could only express himself with his napkin, after
-the manner of Sir Jolly Jumble in the "Soldier's Fortune" of Otway.
-Basalissa and Lysistrata tried to pronounce each other's names, and
-became very affectionate in the attempt, and Tala, the tragedian, robed
-in ample purple, and wearing plume and buskin, rose to his feet, and
-with swaying gestures began to recite one of his favourite parts. He
-got no further than the first line, but repeated it again and again,
-with fresh accents and intonations each time, and was only silenced by
-the approach of the asparagus that was being served by satyrs costumed
-in white muslin.
-
-Clitor and Sodon had a violent struggle over the beautiful Pella, and
-nearly upset a chandelier. Sophie became very intimate with an empty
-champagne bottle, swore it had made her enciente, and ended by having
-a mock accouchment on the top of the table; and Belamour pretended to
-be a dog, and pranced from couch to couch on all fours, biting and
-barking and licking. Mellefont crept about dropping love philtres into
-glasses. Juventus and Ruella stripped and put on each other's things,
-Spelto offered a prize for whoever should come first, and Spelto won
-it! Tannhäuser, just a little grisé, lay down on the cushions and let
-Julia do whatever she liked.
-
-I wish I could be allowed to tell you what occurred round table 15,
-just at this moment. It would amuse you very much, and would give you
-a capital idea of the habits of Venus' retinue. Indeed, for deplorable
-reasons, by far the greater part of what was said and done at this
-supper must remain unrecorded and even unsuggested.
-
-Venus allowed most of the dishes to pass untasted, she was so
-engaged with the beauty of Tannhäuser. She laid her head many times
-on his robe, kissing him passionately; and his skin, at once firm
-and yielding, seemed to those exquisite little teeth of hers, the
-most incomparable pasture. Her upper lip curled and trembled with
-excitement, showing the gums. Tannhäuser, on his side, was no less
-devoted. He adored her all over and all the things she had on, and
-buried his face in the folds and flounces of her linen, and ravished
-away a score of frills in his excess. He found her exasperating, and
-crushed her in his arms, and slaked his parched lips at her mouth. He
-caressed her eyelids softly with his finger tips, and pushed aside the
-curls from her forehead, and did a thousand gracious things, tuning
-her body as a violinist tunes his instrument before he plays upon it.
-Priapusa snorted like an old war horse at the sniff of powder, and
-tickled Tannhäuser and Venus by turns, and slipped her tongue down
-their throats, and refused to be quiet at all until she had had a
-mouthful of the Chevalier. Claude, seizing his chance, dived under
-the table and came up the other side just under the queen's couch,
-and before she could say "One!" he was taking his coffee "aux deux
-colonnes." Clair was furious at his friend's success, and sulked for
-the rest of the evening.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-
-OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS
-
-
-After the fruits and fresh wines had been brought in by a troop of
-woodland creatures, decked with green leaves and all sorts of Spring
-flowers, the candles in the orchestra were lit, and in another moment
-the musicians bustled into their places. The wonderful Titurel de
-Schentefleur was the chef d'orchestre, and the most insidious of
-conductors. His baton dived into a phrase and brought out the most
-magical and magnificent things, and seemed rather to play every
-instrument than to lead it. He could add a grace even to Scarlatti
-and a wonder to Beethoven. A delicate, thin, little man with thick
-lips and a nez retroussé, with long black hair and curled moustache,
-in the manner of Molière. What were his amatory tastes, no one in the
-Venusberg could tell. He generally passed for a virgin, and Cathos had
-nicknamed him "The Solitaire."
-
-To-night he appeared in a court suit of white silk, brilliant with
-decorations. His hair was curled into resplendent ringlets that
-trembled like springs at the merest gesture of his arm, and in his ears
-swung the diamonds given him by Venus.
-
-The orchestra was, as usual, in its uniform of red vest and breeches
-trimmed with gold lace, white stockings and red shoes. Titurel had
-written a ballet for the evening's divertissement, founded upon De
-Bergerac's comedy of "Les Bacchanales de Fanfreluche," in which the
-action and dances were designed by him as well as the music.
-
-
-I
-
-The curtain rose upon a scene of rare beauty, a remote Arcadian valley,
-and watered with a dear river as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth
-of this scrap of Tempe. It was early morning, and the re-arisen sun,
-like the prince in the "Sleeping Beauty," woke all the earth with
-his lips. In that golden embrace the night dews were caught up and
-made splendid, the trees were awakened from their obscure dreams, the
-slumber of the birds was broken, and all the flowers of the valley
-rejoiced, forgetting their fear of the darkness.
-
-Suddenly, to the music of pipe and horn, a troop of satyrs stepped out
-from the recesses of the woods, bearing in their hands nuts and green
-boughs and flowers and roots and whatsoever the forest yielded, to heap
-upon the altar of the mysterious Pan that stood in the middle of the
-stage; and from the hills came down the shepherds and shepherdesses,
-leading their flocks and carrying garlands upon their crooks. Then a
-rustic priest, white-robed and venerable, came slowly across the valley
-followed by a choir of radiant children.
-
-The scene was admirably stage-managed, and nothing could have been more
-varied yet harmonious than this Arcadian group. The service was quaint
-and simple, but with sufficient ritual to give the corps-de-ballet an
-opportunity of showing its dainty skill. The dancing of the satyrs was
-received with huge favour, and when the priest raised his hand in final
-blessing, the whole troop of worshippers made such an intricate and
-elegant exit that it was generally agreed that Titurel had never before
-shown so fine an invention.
-
-Scarcely had the stage been empty for a moment, when Sporion entered,
-followed by a brilliant rout of dandies and smart women. Sporion was a
-tall, slim, depraved young man with a slight stoop, a troubled walk, an
-oval impassable face, with its olive skin drawn tightly over the bone,
-strong scarlet lips, long Japanese eyes, and a great gilt toupet. Round
-his shoulders hung a high-collared satin cape of salmon pink, with long
-black ribands untied and floating about his body. His coat of sea-green
-spotted muslin was caught in at the waist by a scarlet sash with
-scalloped edges, and frilled out over the hips for about six inches.
-His trousers, loose and wrinkled, reached to the end of the calf, and
-were brocaded down the sides, and ruched magnificently at the ankles.
-The stockings were of white kid, with stalls for the toes, and had
-delicate red sandals strapped over them. But his little hands, peeping
-out from their frills, seemed quite the most insinuating things, such
-supple fingers tapering to the point, with tiny nails stained pink,
-such unquenchable palms, lined and mounted like Lord Fanny's in "Love
-at all Hazards," and such blue-veined, hairless backs! In his left hand
-he carried a small lace handkerchief broidered with a coronet.
-
-As for his friends and followers they made the most superb and insolent
-crowd imaginable, but to catalogue the clothes they had on would
-require a chapter as long as the famous tenth in Pénillière's history
-of underlinen. On the whole they looked a very distinguished chorus.
-
-Sporion stepped forward and explained with swift and various gesture
-that he and his friends were tired of the amusements, wearied with the
-poor pleasures offered by the civil world, and had invaded the Arcadian
-valley hoping to experience a new frisson in the destruction of some
-shepherd's or some satyr's naïveté, and the infusion of their venom
-among the dwellers of the woods.
-
-The chorus assented with languid but expressive movements.
-
-Curious, and not a little frightened, at the arrival of the worldly
-company, the sylvans began to peep nervously at those subtle souls
-through the branches of the trees, and one or two fauns and a shepherd
-or so crept out warily. Sporion and all the ladies and gentlemen made
-enticing sounds and invited the rustic creatures with all the grace in
-the world to come and join them. By little batches they came, lured by
-the strange looks, by the scents and the doings, and by the brilliant
-clothes, and some ventured quite near, timorously fingering the
-delicious textures of the stuffs. Then Sporion and each of his friends
-took a satyr or a shepherd or something by the hand, and made the
-preliminary steps of a courtly measure, for which the most admirable
-combinations had been invented, and the most charming music written.
-
-The pastoral folk were entirely bewildered when they saw such
-restrained and graceful movements, and made the most grotesque and
-futile efforts to imitate them.
-
-Dio mio, a pretty sight! A charming effect too was obtained by the
-intermixture of stockinged calf and hairy leg, of rich brocaded bodice
-and plain blouse, of tortured head-dress and loose untutored locks.
-
-When the dance was ended, the servants of Sporion brought on champagne,
-and, with many pirouettes, poured it magnificently into slender
-glasses, and tripped about plying those Arcadian mouths that had never
-before tasted such a royal drink.
-
- * * * * * * *
-
-Then the curtain fell with a pudic rapidity.
-
-
-II
-
-'Twas not long before the invaders began to enjoy the first fruits
-of their expedition, plucking them in the most seductive manner with
-their smooth fingers, and feasting lip and tongue and tooth, whilst
-the shepherds and satyrs and shepherdesses fairly gasped under the
-new joys, for the pleasure they experienced was almost too keen and
-too profound for their simple and untilled natures. Fanfreluche and
-the rest of the rips and ladies tingled with excitement and frolicked
-like young lambs in a fresh meadow. Again and again the wine was
-danced round, and the valley grew as busy as a market day. Attracted
-by the noise and merrymaking, all those sweet infants I told you of,
-skipped suddenly on to the stage, and began clapping their hands and
-laughing immoderately at the passion and the disorder and commotion,
-and mimicking the nervous staccato movements they saw in their pretty
-childish way.
-
-In a flash, Fanfreluche disentangled himself and sprang to his feet,
-gesticulating as if he would say, "Ah, the little dears!" "Ah, the
-rorty little things!" "Ah, the little ducks!" for he was so fond of
-children. Scarcely had he caught one by the thigh than a quick rush was
-made by everybody for the succulent limbs; and how they tousled them
-and mousled them! The children cried out, I can tell you. Of course
-there were not enough for everybody, so some had to share, and some had
-simply to go on with what they were doing before.
-
-I must not, by the way, forget to mention the independent attitude
-taken by six or seven of the party, who sat and stood about with
-half-closed eyes, inflated nostrils, clenched teeth, and painful,
-parted lips, behaving like the Duc de Broglio when he watched the
-amours of the Regent d'Orléans.
-
-Now as Fanfreluche and his friends began to grow tired and exhausted
-with the new debauch, they cared no longer to take the initiative,
-but, relaxing every muscle, abandoned themselves to passive joys,
-yielding utterly to the ardent embraces of the intoxicated satyrs, who
-waxed fast and furious, and seemed as if they would never come to the
-end of their strength. Full of the new tricks they had learnt that
-morning, they played them passionately and roughly, making havoc of
-the cultured flesh, and tearing the splendid frocks and dresses into
-ribands. Duchesses and Maréchales, Marquises and Princesses, Dukes
-and Marshalls, Marquesses and Princes, were ravished and stretched
-and rumpled and crushed beneath the interminable vigour and hairy
-breasts of the inflamed woodlanders. They bit at the white thighs and
-nozzled wildly in the crevices. They sat astride the women's chests
-and consummated frantically with their bosoms; they caught their prey
-by the hips and held it over their heads, irrumating with prodigious
-gusto. It was the triumph of the valley.
-
-High up in the heavens the sun had mounted and filled all the air
-with generous warmth, whilst shadows grew shorter and sharper. Little
-light-winged papillons flitted across the stage, the bees made music
-on their flowery way, the birds were very gay and kept up a jargoning
-and refraining, the lambs were bleating upon the hill side, and the
-orchestra kept playing, playing the uncanny tunes of Titurel.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-Venus and Tannhäuser had retired to the exquisite little boudoir or
-pavilion Le Con had designed for the queen on the first terrace, and
-which commanded the most delicious view of the parks and gardens. It
-was a sweet little place, all silk curtains and soft cushions. There
-were eight sides to it, bright with mirrors and candelabra, and rich
-with pictured panels, and the ceiling, dome shaped and some thirty feet
-above the head, shone obscurely with gilt mouldings through the warm
-haze of candle light below. Tiny wax statuettes dressed theatrically
-and smiling with plump cheeks, quaint magots that looked as cruel as
-foreign gods, gilded monticules, pale celadon vases, clocks that said
-nothing, ivory boxes full of secrets, china figures playing whole
-scenes of plays, and a world of strange preciousness crowded the
-curious cabinets that stood against the walls. On one side of the room
-there were six perfect little card tables, with quite the daintiest and
-most elegant chairs set primly round them; so, after all, there may be
-some truth in that line of Mr Theodore Watts,--
-
- "I played at piquet with the Queen of Love."
-
-Nothing in the pavilion was more beautiful than the folding screens
-painted by De La Pine, with Claudian landscapes--the sort of things
-that fairly make one melt, things one can lie and look at for hours
-together, and forget the country can ever be dull and tiresome. There
-were four of them, delicate walls that hem in an amour so cosily, and
-make room within room.
-
-The place was scented with huge branches of red roses, and with a faint
-amatory perfume breathed out from the couches and cushions--a perfume
-Chateline distilled in secret and called L'Eau Lavante.
-
-Those who have only seen Venus at the Louvre or the British Museum, at
-Florence, at Naples, or at Rome, can have not the faintest idea how
-sweet and enticing and gracious, how really exquisitely beautiful she
-looked lying with Tannhäuser upon rose silk in that pretty boudoir.
-Cosmé's precise curls and artful waves had been finally disarranged at
-supper, and strayed ringlets of the black hair fell loosely over her
-soft, delicious, tired, swollen eye-lids. Her frail chemise and dear
-little drawers were torn and moist, and clung transparently about her,
-and all her body was nervous and responsive. Her closed thighs seemed
-like a vast replica of the little bijou she held between them; the
-beautiful tétons du derrière were as firm as a plump virgin's cheek,
-and promised a joy as profound as the mystery of the Rue Vendôme, and
-the minor chevelure, just profuse enough, curled as prettily as the
-hair upon a cherub's head.
-
-Tannhäuser, pale and speechless with excitement, passed his gem-girt
-fingers brutally over the divine limbs, tearing away smock and pantalon
-and stocking, and then, stripping himself of his own few things, fell
-upon the splendid lady with a deep-drawn breath!
-
-It is, I know, the custom of all romancers to paint heroes who can
-give a lady proof of their valliance at least twenty times a night.
-Now Tannhäuser had no such Gargantuan facility, and was rather
-relieved when, an hour later, Priapusa and Doricourt and some others
-burst drunkenly into the room and claimed Venus for themselves. The
-pavilion soon filled with a noisy crowd that could scarcely keep
-its feet. Several of the actors were there, and Lesfesses, who had
-played Fanfreluche so brilliantly, and was still in his make-up, paid
-tremendous attention to Tannhäuser. But the Chevalier found him quite
-uninteresting off the stage, and rose and crossed the room to where
-Venus and the manicure were seated.
-
-"How tired the dear baby looks," said Priapusa. "Shall I put him in his
-little cot?"
-
-"Well, if he's as sleepy as I am," yawned Venus, "you can't do better."
-
-Priapusa lifted her mistress off the pillows, and carried her in her
-arms in a nice, motherly way.
-
-"Come along, children," said the fat old thing, "come along; it's time
-you were both in bed."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-
-HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN THE VENUSBERG
-
-
-It is always delightful to wake up in a new bedroom. The fresh
-wall paper, the strange pictures, the positions of doors and
-windows--imperfectly grasped the night before--are revealed with all
-the charm of surprise when we open our eyes the next morning.
-
-It was about eleven o'clock when Tannhäuser awoke and stretched himself
-deliciously in his great plumed four-post bed, and nursed his waking
-thoughts, and stared at the curious patterned canopy above him. He was
-very pleased with the room, which certainly was chic and fascinating,
-and recalled the voluptuous interiors of the elegant amorous Baudouin.
-Through the tiny parting of the long, flowered window curtains, the
-Chevalier caught a peep of the sun-lit lawns outside, the silver
-fountains, the bright flowers, and the gardeners at work.
-
-"Quite sweet," he murmured, and turned round to freshen the frilled
-silk pillows behind him; "and what delightful pictures," he continued,
-wandering with his eyes from print to print that hung upon the
-rose-striped walls. Within the delicate, curved frames lived the
-corrupt and gracious creatures of Dorat and his school; slim children
-in masque and domino, smiling horribly, exquisite letchers leaning over
-the shoulders of smooth doll-like ladies, and doing nothing particular,
-terrible little pierrots posing as mulierasts, or pointing at something
-outside the picture, and unearthly fops and strange women mingling in
-some rococo room lighted mysteriously by the flicker of a dying fire
-that throws huge shadows upon wall and ceiling. One of the prints
-showing how an old marquis practised the five-finger exercise, while in
-front of him his mistress offered her warm fesses to a panting poodle,
-made the chevalier stroke himself a little.
-
-After the chevalier got up, he slipped off his dainty night-dress,
-posturing elegantly before a long mirror, and made much of himself. Now
-he would bend forward, now lie upon the floor, now stand upright, and
-now rest upon one leg and let the other hang loosely till he looked as
-if he might have been drawn by some early Italian master. Anon he would
-lie upon the floor with his back to the glass, and glance amorously
-over his shoulder. Then with a white silk sash he draped himself in a
-hundred charming ways. So engrossed was he with his mirrored shape that
-he had not noticed the entrance of a troop of serving boys, who stood
-admiringly but respectfully at a distance, ready to receive his waking
-orders. As soon as the chevalier observed them he smiled sweetly, and
-bade them prepare his bath.
-
-The bathroom was the largest and perhaps the most beautiful apartment
-in his splendid suite. The well-known engraving by Lorette that forms
-the frontispiece to Millevoye's "Architecture du XVIIIme siècle," will
-give you a better idea than any words of mine of the construction and
-decoration of the room. Only, in Lorette's engraving, the bath sunk
-into the middle of the floor is a little too small.
-
-Tannhäuser stood for a moment, like Narcissus, gazing at his reflection
-in the still scented water, and then just ruffling its smooth surface
-with one foot, stepped elegantly into the cool basin, and swam round it
-twice, very gracefully.
-
-"Won't you join me?" he said, turning to those beautiful boys who stood
-ready with warm towels and perfume. In a moment they were free of their
-light morning dress, and jumped into the water and joined hands, and
-surrounded the Chevalier with a laughing chain.
-
-"Splash me a little," he cried, and the boys teased him with water
-and quite excited him. He chased the prettiest of them and bit his
-fesses, and kissed him upon the perineum till the dear fellow banded
-like a Carmelite, and its little bald top-knot looked like a great pink
-pearl under the water. As the boy seemed anxious to take up the active
-attitude, Tannhäuser graciously descended to the passive--a generous
-trait that won him the complete affections of his valets de bain, or
-pretty fish, as he called them, because they loved to swim between his
-legs.
-
-However, it is not so much at the very bath itself, as in the drying
-and delicious frictions, that a bather finds his chiefest pleasures,
-and Tannhäuser was more than satisfied with the skill his attendants
-displayed in the performance of those quasi amorous functions. The
-delicate attention they paid his loving parts aroused feelings within
-him that almost amounted to gratitude; and when the rites were ended,
-any touch of home-sickness he might have felt before was utterly
-dispelled.
-
-After he had rested a little, and sipped his chocolate, he wandered
-into the dressing-room. Daucourt, his valet de chambre, Chenille, the
-perruquier and barber, and two charming young dressers, were awaiting
-him and ready with suggestions for the morning toilet. The shaving
-over, Daucourt commanded his underlings to step forward with the suite
-of suits from which he proposed Tannhäuser should make a choice. The
-final selection was a happy one. A dear little coat of pigeon rose silk
-that hung loosely about his hips, and showed off the jut of his behind
-to perfection; trousers of black lace in flounces, falling--almost
-like a petticoat--as far as the knee; and a delicate chemise of white
-muslin, spangled with gold and profusely pleated.
-
-The two dressers, under Daucourt's direction, did their work superbly,
-beautifully, leisurely, with an exquisite deference for the nude, and a
-really sensitive appreciation of Tannhäuser's scrumptious torso.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-
-OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE MANIFESTATION THEREOF
-
-
-When all was said and done, the Chevalier tripped off to bid good
-morning to Venus. He found her wandering, in a sweet white muslin
-frock, upon the lawn outside, plucking flowers to deck her little
-déjeuner. He kissed her lightly upon the neck.
-
-"I'm just going to feed Adolphe," she said, pointing to a little
-reticule of buns that hung from her arm. Adolphe was her pet unicorn.
-"He is such a dear," she continued; "milk-white all over excepting his
-black eyes, rose mouth and nostrils, and scarlet John."
-
-The unicorn had a very pretty palace of its own, made of green foliage
-and golden bars--a fitting home for such a delicate and dainty beast.
-Ah, it was indeed a splendid thing to watch the white creature roaming
-in its artful cage, proud and beautiful, and knowing no mate except the
-Queen herself.
-
-As Venus and Tannhäuser approached the wicket, Adolphe began prancing
-and curvetting, pawing the soft turf with his ivory hoofs, and
-flaunting his tail like a gonfalon. Venus raised the latch and entered.
-
-"You mustn't come in with me--Adolphe is so jealous," she said, turning
-to the Chevalier who was following her; "but you can stand outside and
-look on; Adolphe likes an audience." Then in her delicious fingers she
-broke the spicy buns, and with affectionate niceness, breakfasted her
-ardent pet. When the last crumbs had been scattered, Venus brushed her
-hands together and pretended to leave the cage, without taking any more
-notice of Adolphe. Every morning she went through this piece of play,
-and every morning the amorous unicorn was cheated into a distressing
-agony lest that day should have proved the last of Venus's love. Not
-for long, though, would she leave him in that doubtful, piteous state,
-but running back passionately to where he stood, make adorable amends
-for her unkindness.
-
-Poor Adolphe! How happy he was, touching the Queen's breasts with his
-quick tongue-tip. I have no doubt that the keener scent of animals must
-make women much more attractive to them than to men; for the gorgeous
-odour that but faintly fills our nostrils must be revealed to the brute
-creation in divine fulness. Anyhow, Adolphe sniffed as never a man did
-around the skirts of Venus. After the first charming interchange of
-affectionate delicacies was over, the unicorn lay down upon his side,
-and, closing his eyes, beat his stomach wildly with the mark of manhood!
-
-Venus caught that stunning member in her hands and lay her cheek
-along it; but few touches were wanted to consummate the creature's
-pleasure. The Queen bared her left arm to the elbow, and with the
-soft underneath of it made amazing movements horizontally upon the
-tight-strung instrument. When the melody began to flow, the unicorn
-offered up an astonishing vocal accompaniment. Tannhäuser was amused to
-learn that the etiquette of the Venusberg compelled everybody to await
-the outburst of these venereal sounds before they could sit down to
-déjeuner.
-
-Adolphe had been quite profuse that morning.
-
-Venus knelt where it had fallen, and lapped her little apéritif!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-
-HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH THE PALACE
-GARDENS
-
-
-The breakfasters were scattered over the gardens in têtes-à-têtes and
-tiny parties. Venus and Tannhäuser sat together upon the lawn that lay
-in front of the Casino, and made havoc of a ravishing déjeuner. The
-Chevalier was feeling very happy. Everything around him seemed so white
-and light and matinal; the floating frocks of the ladies, the scarce
-robed boys and satyrs stepping hither and thither elegantly, with meats
-and wines and fruits; the damask tablecloths, the delicate talk and
-laughter that rose everywhere; the flowers' colour and the flowers'
-scent; the shady trees, the wind's cool voice, and the sky above that
-was as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth. And Venus looked so
-beautiful. Not at all like the lady in Lemprière.
-
-"You're such a dear!" murmured Tannhäuser, holding her hand.
-
-At the further end of the lawn, and a little hidden by a rose-tree, a
-young man was breakfasting alone. He toyed nervously with his food now
-and then, but for the most part leant back in his chair with unemployed
-hands, and gazed stupidly at Venus.
-
-"That's Felix," said the Goddess, in answer to an enquiry from the
-Chevalier; and she went on to explain his attitude. Felix always
-attended Venus upon her little latrinal excursions, holding her,
-serving her, and making much of all she did. To undo her things, to
-lift her skirts, to wait and watch the coming, to dip a lip or finger
-in the royal output, to stain himself deliciously with it, to lie
-beneath her as the favours fell, to carry off the crumpled, crotted
-paper--these were the pleasures of that young man's life. Truly there
-never was a queen so beloved by her subjects as Venus. Everything
-she wore had its lover. Heavens! how her handkerchiefs were filched,
-her stockings stolen! Daily, what intrigues, what countless ruses
-to possess her merest frippery! Every scrap of her body was adored.
-Never, for Savaral, could her ear yield sufficient wax! Never, for
-Pradon, could she spit prodigally enough! And Saphius found a month an
-interminable time.
-
-After breakfast was over, and Felix's fears lest Tannhäuser should have
-robbed him of his capricious rights had been dispelled, Venus invited
-the Chevalier to take a more extensive view of the gardens, parks,
-pavilions, and ornamental waters. The carriage was ordered. It was a
-delicate, shell-like affair, with billowy cushions and a light canopy,
-and was drawn by ten satyrs, dressed as finely as the coach-men of the
-Empress Pauline the First.
-
-The drive proved interesting and various, and Tännhauser was quite
-delighted with almost everything he saw.
-
-And who is not pleased when on either side of him rich lawns are spread
-with lovely frocks and white limbs,--and upon flower-beds the dearest
-ladies are implicated in a glory of underclothing,--when he can see
-in the deep cool shadows of the trees warm boys entwined, here at the
-base, there in the branch,--when in the fountain's wave Love holds his
-court, and the insistent water burrows in every delicious crease and
-crevice?
-
-A pretty sight, too, was little Rosalie, perched like a postilion upon
-the painted phallus of the god of all gardens. Her eyes were closed
-and she was smiling as the carriage passed. Round her neck and slender
-girlish shoulders there was a cloud of complex dress, over which bulged
-her wig-like flaxen tresses. Her legs and feet were bare, and the toes
-twisted in an amorous style. At the foot of the statue lay her shoes
-and stockings and a few other things.
-
-Tannhäuser was singularly moved at this spectacle, and rose out of
-all proportion. Venus slipped the fingers of comfort under the lace
-flounces of his trousers, saying, "Is it all mine? Is it all mine?" and
-doing fascinating things. In the end, the carriage was only prevented
-from being overturned by the happy interposition of Priapusa, who
-stepped out from somewhere or other just in time to preserve its
-balance.
-
-How the old lady's eye glistened as Tannhäuser withdrew his panting
-blade! In her sincere admiration for fine things, she quite forgot
-and forgave the shock she had received from the falling of the gay
-equipage. Venus and Tannhäuser were profuse with apology and thanks,
-and quite a crowd of loving courtiers gathered round, consoling and
-congratulating in a breath.
-
-The Chevalier vowed he would never go in the carriage again, and
-was really quite upset about it. However, after he had had a little
-support from the smelling-salts, he recovered his self possession, and
-consented to drive on further.
-
-The landscape grew rather mysterious. The park, no longer troubled and
-adorned with figures, was full of grey echoes and mysterious sounds;
-the leaves whispered a little sadly, and there was a grotto that
-murmured like the voice that haunts the silence of a deserted oracle.
-Tannhäuser became a little triste. In the distance, through the trees,
-gleamed a still, argent lake--a reticent, romantic water that must have
-held the subtlest fish that ever were. Around its marge the trees and
-flags and fleurs de luce were unbreakably asleep.
-
-The Chevalier fell into a strange mood, as he looked at the lake. It
-seemed to him that the thing would speak, reveal some curious secret,
-say some beautiful word, if he should dare wrinkle its pale face with a
-pebble.
-
-"I should be frightened to do that, though," he said to himself. Then
-he wondered what there might be upon the other side; other gardens,
-other gods? A thousand drowsy fancies passed through his brain.
-Sometimes the lake took fantastic shapes, or grew to twenty times its
-size, or shrunk into a miniature of itself, without ever once losing
-its unruffled calm, its deathly reserve. When the water increased, the
-Chevalier was very frightened, for he thought how huge the frogs must
-have become. He thought of their big eyes and monstrous wet feet, but
-when the water lessened, he laughed to himself, whilst thinking how
-tiny the frogs must have grown. He thought of their legs that must
-look thinner than spiders', and of their dwindled croaking that never
-could be heard. Perhaps the lake was only painted, after all. He had
-seen things like it at the theatre. Anyhow, it was a wonderful lake, a
-beautiful lake, and he would love to bathe in it, but he was sure he
-would be drowned if he did.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-
-OF THE STABAT MATER, SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE
-
-
-When he woke up from his day-dream, he noticed that the carriage was
-on its way back to the palace. They stopped at the Casino first, and
-stepped out to join the players at petits chevaux. Tannhäuser preferred
-to watch the game rather than play himself, and stood behind Venus, who
-slipped into a vacant chair and cast gold pieces upon lucky numbers.
-The first thing that Tannhäuser noticed was the grace and charm, the
-gaiety and beauty of the croupiers. They were quite adorable even
-when they raked in one's little losings. Dressed in black silk, and
-wearing white kid gloves, loose yellow wigs and feathered toques:
-with faces oval and young, bodies lithe and quick, voices silvery
-and affectionate, they made amends for all the hateful arrogance,
-disgusting aplomb, and shameful ugliness of the rest of their kind.
-
-The dear fellow who proclaimed the winner was really quite delightful.
-He took a passionate interest in the horses, and had licked all the
-paint off their petits couillons!
-
-You will ask me, no doubt, "Is that all he did?" I will answer, "Not
-quite," as the merest glance at their petits derrières would prove.
-
-In the afternoon light that came through the great silken-blinded
-windows of the Casino, all the gilded decorations, all the chandeliers,
-the mirrors, the polished floor, the painted ceiling, the horses
-galloping round their green meadow, the fat rouleaux of gold and
-silver, the ivory rakes, the fanned and strange frocked crowd of dandy
-gamesters looked magnificently rich and warm. Tea was being served.
-It was so pretty to see some plushed little lady sipping nervously,
-and keeping her eyes over the cup's edge intently upon the slackening
-horses. The more indifferent left the tables and took their tea in
-parties here and there.
-
-Tannhäuser found a great deal to amuse him at the Casino. Ponchon was
-the manager, and a person of extra-ordinary invention. Never a day but
-he was ready with a new show--a novel attraction. A glance through the
-old Casino programmes would give you a very considerable idea of his
-talent. What countless ballets, comedies, comedy-ballets, concerts,
-masques, charades, proverbs, pantomimes, tableaux-magiques, and
-peep-shows excentriques; what troupes of marionettes, what burlesques!
-
-Ponchon had an astonishing flair for new talent, and many of the
-principal comedians and singers at the Queen's Theatre and Opera House
-had made their first appearance and reputation at the Casino.
-
-This afternoon the pièce de résistance was a performance of Rossini's
-Stabat Mater, an adorable masterpiece. It was given in the beautiful
-Salle des Printemps Parfumés. Ah! what a stunning rendering of the
-delicious demodé pièce de décadence. There is a subtle quality about
-the music, like the unhealthy bloom upon wax fruit, that both orchestra
-and singer contrived to emphasize with consummate delicacy.
-
-The Virgin was sung by Spiridion, that soft incomparable alto. A
-miraculous virgin, too, he made of her. To begin with, he dressed
-the rôle most effectively. His plump legs up to the feminine hips of
-him, were in very white stockings, clocked with a false pink. He wore
-brown kid boots, buttoned to mid-calf, and his whorish thighs had thin
-scarlet garters round them. His jacket was cut like a jockey's, only
-the sleeves ended in manifold frills, and round the neck, and just upon
-the shoulders, there was a black cape. His hair, dyed green, was curled
-into ringlets, such as the smooth Madonnas of Morales are made lovely
-with, and fell over his high egg-shaped creamy forehead, and about his
-ears and cheeks and back.
-
-The alto's face was fearful and wonderful--a dream face. The eyes
-were full and black, with puffy blue rimmed hemispheres beneath them,
-the cheeks, inclining to fatness, powdered and dimpled, the mouth was
-purple and curved painfully, the chin tiny, and exquisitely modelled,
-the expression cruel and womanish. Heavens! how splendid he looked and
-sounded.
-
-An exquisite piece of phrasing was accompanied with some curly gesture
-of the hand, some delightful undulation of the stomach, some nervous
-movement of the thigh, or glorious rising of the bosom.
-
-The performance provoked enthusiasm--thunders of applause. Claude and
-Clair pelted the thing with roses, and carried him off in triumph to
-the tables. His costume was declared ravishing. The men almost pulled
-him to bits, and mouthed at his great quivering bottom! The little
-horses were quite forgotten for the moment.
-
-Sup, the penetrating, burst through his silk fleshings, and thrust
-in bravely up to the hilt, whilst the alto's legs were feasted upon
-by Pudex, Cyril, Anquetin, and some others. Ballice, Corvo, Quadra,
-Senillé, Mellefont, Theodore, Le Vit, and Matta, all of the egoistic
-cult, stood and crouched round, saturating the lovers with warm douches.
-
-Later in the afternoon, Venus and Tannhäuser paid a little visit to
-De La Pine's studio, as the Chevalier was very anxious to have his
-portrait painted. De La Pine's glory as a painter was hugely increased
-by his reputation as a fouteur, for ladies that had pleasant memories
-of him looked with a biassed eye upon his fêtes galantes merveilleuses,
-portraits and folies bergères.
-
-Yes, he was a bawdy creature, and his workshop a regular brothel.
-However, his great talent stood in no need of such meretricious and
-phallic support, and he was every whit as strong and facile with his
-brush as with his tool!
-
-When Venus and the Chevalier entered his studio, he was standing amid a
-group of friends and connoisseurs who were liking his latest picture.
-It was a small canvas, one of his delightful morning pieces. Upon an
-Italian balcony stood a lady in a white frock, reading a letter. She
-wore brown stockings, straw-coloured petticoats, white shoes, and a
-Leghorn hat. Her hair was red and in a chignon. At her feet lay a tiny
-Japanese dog, painted from the Queen's favourite "Fanny," and upon the
-balustrade stood an open empty bird cage. The background was a stretch
-of Gallic country, clusters of trees cresting the ridges of low hills,
-a bit of river, a chateau, and the morning sky.
-
-De La Pine hastened to kiss the moist and scented hand of Venus.
-Tannhäuser bowed profoundly and begged to have some pictures shown him.
-The gracious painter took him round his studio.
-
-Cosmé was one of the party, for De La Pine just then was painting his
-portrait--a portrait, by the way, which promised to be a veritable chef
-d'oeuvre, Cosmé was loved and admired by everybody. To begin with, he
-was pastmaster in his art, that fine, relevant art of coiffing; then
-he was really modest and obliging, and was only seen and heard when he
-was wanted. He was useful; he was decorative in his white apron, black
-mask, and silver suit; he was discreet.
-
-The painter was giving Venus and Tannhäuser a little dinner that
-evening, and he insisted on Cosmé joining them. The barber vowed he
-would be de trop, and required a world of pressing before he would
-accept the invitation. Venus added her voice, and he consented.
-
-Ah I what a delightful little partie carré it turned out. The painter
-was in purple and full dress, all tassels and grand folds. His hair
-magnificently curled, his heavy eye-lids painted, his gestures large
-and romantic, he reminded one a little of Maurel playing Wolfram in the
-second act of the Opera of Wagner.
-
-
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-<h3>THE STORY OF</h3>
-<h1>VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h1>
-
-<p class="center">in which is set forth an exact account of the manner of State held by
-Madam Venus, Goddess and Meretrix, under the famous Hörselberg, and
-containing the Adventures of Tannhäuser in that Place, his Repentance,
-his Journeying to Rome and Return to the Loving Mountain.</p>
-
-<h4>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h4>
-
-<h3>BY</h3>
-
-<h2>AUBREY BEARDSLEY</h2>
-
-
-<h4>Now first printed from the Original Manuscript</h4>
-
-
-<h5>LONDON</h5>
-
-<h5>FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION</h5>
-
-<h5>MCMVII</h5>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<h4>FOREWORD</h4>
-
-
-<p>Only a portion of this work, Beardsley's most ambitious literary
-effort, has hitherto been printed, with the title "Under the Hill". The
-present work is a complete transcript of the whole of the manuscript as
-originally projected by Beardsley. It has been deemed advisable, owing
-to the freedom of several passages, to issue only a limited number of
-copies for the use of those literary students who are also admirers of
-Beardsley's wayward genius.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p style="margin-left: 45%;">
-"La chaleur du brandon Venus."<br />
-<span style="margin-left: 6em;"><i>Le Roman de la Rose</i>, v. 22051.</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em; font-weight: bold">CONTENTS</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption;"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></span><br /> HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></span><br /> OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR
-SUPPER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></span><br /> HOW VENUS SUPPED; AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY
-THE CURIOUS PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></span><br /> HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></span><br /> OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></span><br /> OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND
-TANNHÄUSER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></span><br /> HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN
-THE VENUSBERG.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></span><br /> OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE
-MANIFESTATION THEREOF.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></span><br /> HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH
-THE PALACE GARDENS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></span><br /> OF THE 'STABAT MATER' SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h3>THE STORY OF</h3>
-
-<h3>VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h3>
-
-<h4>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h4>
-
-
-
-<p class="center">
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">TO</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 1.75em;">GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">CARDINAL OF THE HOLY ROMAN CHURCH</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">TITULAR BISHOP OF S. MARIA IN TRASTAVERE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">ARCHBISHOP OF OSTIA AND VELLETRI</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">NUNCIO TO THE HOLY SEE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">IN</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">NICARAGUA AND PATAGONIA</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A FATHER TO THE POOR</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A REFORMER OF ECCLESIASTICAL DISCIPLINE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A PATTERN OF LEARNING</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">WISDOM AND HOLINESS OF LIFE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH DUE REVERENCE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">BY HIS HUMBLE SERVITOR</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A SCRIVENER AND LIMNER OF WORLDLY THINGS</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">WHO MADE THIS BOOK</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 1.75em;">AUBREY BEARDSLEY</span><br />
-</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5>TO</h5>
-
-<h5>THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE</h5>
-
-<h3>GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLO</h3>
-
-<p class="p2" style="font-size: 1.2em;"><i>Most Eminent Prince</i>,</p>
-
-<p>I know not by what mischance the writing of epistles dedicatory has
-fallen into disuse, whether through the vanity of authors or the
-humility of patrons. But the practice seems to me so very beautiful
-and becoming that I have ventured to make an essay in the modest art,
-and lay with formalities my first book at your feet. I have, it must
-be confessed, many fears lest I shall be arraigned of presumption in
-choosing so exalted a name as your own to place at the beginning of
-these histories; but I hope that such a censure will not be too lightly
-passed upon me, for, if I am guilty, 'tis but of a most natural pride
-that the accidents of my life should allow me to sail the little
-pinnace of my wit under your protection.</p>
-
-<p>But though I can clear myself of such a charge, I am still minded to
-use the tongue of apology, for with what face can I offer you a book
-treating of so vein and fantastical a thing as Love? I know that in
-the judgment of many the amorous passion is accounted a shameful thing
-and ridiculous; indeed, it must be confessed that more blushes have
-risen for Love's sake than for any other cause, and that lovers are an
-eternal laughing-stock. Still, as the book will be found to contain
-matter of deeper import than mere venery, inasmuch as it treats of the
-great contrition of its chiefest character, and of canonical things in
-its chapters, I am not without hopes that your Eminence will pardon my
-writing of the Hill of Venus, for which exposition let my youth excuse
-me.</p>
-
-<p>Then I must crave your forgiveness for addressing you in a language
-other than the Roman, but my small freedom in Latinity forbids me to
-wander beyond the idiom of my vernacular. I would not for the world
-that your delicate Southern ear should be offended by a barbarous
-assault of rude and Gothic words; but methinks no language is rude that
-can boast polite writers, and not a few have flourished in this country
-in times past, bringing our common speech to very great perfection.
-In the present age, alas! our pens are ravished by unlettered authors
-and unmannered critics, that make a havoc rather than a building, a
-wilderness rather than a garden. But, alack I what boots it to drop
-tears upon the preterit?</p>
-
-<p>'Tis not of our own shortcomings, though, but of your own great merits
-that I should speak, else I should be forgetful of the duties I have
-drawn upon myself in electing to address you in a dedication. 'Tis of
-your noble virtues (though all the world know of 'em), your taste and
-wit, your care for letters, and very real regard for the arts, that I
-must be the proclaimer.</p>
-
-<p>Though it be true that all men have sufficient wit to pass a judgment
-on this or that, and not a few sufficient impudence to print the same
-(these last being commonly accounted critics), I have ever held that
-the critical faculty is more rare than the inventive. 'Tis a faculty
-your Eminence possesses in so great a degree that your praise or blame
-is something oracular, your utterance infallible as great genius or as
-a beautiful woman. Your mind, I know, rejoicing in fine distinctions
-and subtle procedures of thought, beautifully discursive rather than
-hastily conclusive, has found in criticism its happiest exercise. 'Tis
-pity that so perfect a Mecænas should have no Horace to befriend, no
-Georgies to accept; for the offices and function of patron or critic
-must of necessity be lessened in an age of little men and little work.
-In times past 'twas nothing derogatory for great princes and men of
-State to extend their loves and favour to poets, for thereby they
-received as much honour as they conferred. Did not Prince Festus with
-pride take the master-work of Julian into his protection, and was not
-the Æneis a pretty thing to offer Caesar?</p>
-
-<p>Learning without appreciation is a thing of nought, but I know not
-which is greatest in you, your love of the arts or your knowledge of
-'em. What wonder, then, that I am studious to please you, and desirous
-of your protection? How deeply thankful I am for your past affections,
-you know well, your great kindness and liberality having far outgone my
-slight merits fend small accomplishment that seemed scarce to warrant
-any favour. Alas! 'tis a slight offering I make you now, but, if
-after glancing into its pages (say of an evening upon your terrace),
-you should deem it worthy of the most remote place in your princely
-library, the knowledge that it rested there would be reward sufficient
-for my labours, and a crowning happiness to my pleasure in the writing
-of this slender book.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 15%;">The humble and obedient servant of your Eminence,</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-left: 70%;">AUBREY BEARDSLEY.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h3><a name="THE_STORY_OF_VENUS_AND_TANNHAUSER" id="THE_STORY_OF_VENUS_AND_TANNHAUSER">THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</a></h3>
-
-<h5>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h5>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS</h5>
-
-
-<p>The Chevalier Tannhäuser, having lighted off his horse, stood
-doubtfully for a moment beneath the ombre gateway of the Venusberg,
-troubled with an exquisite fear lest a day's travel should have too
-cruelly undone the laboured niceness of his dress. His hand, slim and
-gracious as La Marquise du Deffand's in the drawing by Carmontelle,
-played nervously about the gold hair that fell upon his shoulders like
-a finely curled peruke, and from point to point of a precise toilet,
-the fingers wandered, quelling the little mutinies of cravat and ruffle.</p>
-
-<p>It was taper-time; when the tired earth puts on its cloak of mists and
-shadows, when the enchanted woods are stirred with light footfalls and
-slender voices of the fairies, when all the air is full of delicate
-influences, and even the beaux, seated at their dressing-tables, dream
-a little.</p>
-
-<p>A delicious moment, thought Tannhäuser, to slip into exile.</p>
-
-<p>The place where he stood waved drowsily with strange flowers, heavy
-with perfume, dripping with odours. Gloomy and nameless weeds not to
-be found in Mentzelius. Huge moths so richly winged they must have
-banqueted upon tapestries and royal stuffs, slept on the pillars that
-flanked either side of the gateway, and the eyes of all the moths
-remained open, and were burning and bursting with a mesh of veins.
-The pillars were fashioned in some pale stone, and rose up like hymns
-in the praise of Venus, for, from cap to base, each one was carved
-with loving sculptures, showing such a cunning invention and such a
-curious knowledge that Tannhäuser lingered not a little in reviewing
-them. They surpassed all that Japan has ever pictured from her maisons
-vertes, all that was ever painted on the pretty bathrooms of Cardinal
-La Motte, and even outdid the astonishing illustrations to Jones'
-"<i>Nursery Numbers</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"A pretty portal," murmured the Chevalier, correcting his sash.</p>
-
-<p>As he spake, a faint sound of singing was breathed out from the
-mountain, faint music as strange and distant as sea-legends that are
-heard in shells.</p>
-
-<p>"The Vespers of Venus, I take it," said Tannhäuser and struck a few
-chords of accompaniment ever so lightly upon his little lute. Softly
-across the spell-bound threshold the song floated and wreathed itself
-about the subtle columns till the moths were touched with passion, and
-moved quaintly in their sleep. One of them was awakened by the intenser
-notes of the Chevalier's lute-strings, and fluttered into his cave.
-Tannhäuser felt it was his cue for entry.</p>
-
-<p>"Adieu," he exclaimed, with an inclusive gesture, and "Good-bye,
-Madonna," as the cold circle of the moon began to show, beautiful and
-full of enchantments. There was a shadow of sentiment in his voice as
-he spake the words.</p>
-
-<p>"Would to heaven," he sighed, "I might receive the assurance of a
-looking-glass before I make my début! However, as she is a goddess, I
-doubt not her eyes are a little sated with perfection, and may not be
-displeased to see it crowned with a tiny fault."</p>
-
-<p>A wild rose had caught upon the trimmings of his muff, and in the first
-flush of displeasure he would have struck it brusquely away, and most
-severely punished the offending flower. But the ruffled mood lasted
-only a moment, for there was something so deliciously incongruous in
-the hardy petal's invasion of so delicate a thing, that Tannhäuser
-withheld the finger of resentment, and vowed that the wild rose should
-stay where it had clung&mdash;a passport, as it were, from the upper to the
-underworld.</p>
-
-<p>"The very excess and violence of the fault," he said, "will be its
-excuse;" and, undoing a tangle in the tassel of his stick, stepped into
-the shadowy corridor that ran into the bosom of the wan hill, stepped
-with the admirable aplomb and unwrinkled suavity of Don John.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR SUPPER</h5>
-
-
-<p>Before a toilet that shone like the altar of Nôtre Dame des Victoires,
-Venus was seated in a little dressing-gown of black and heliotrope.
-The coiffeur Cosmé was caring for her scented chevelure, and with tiny
-silver tongs, warm from the caresses of the flame, made delicious
-intelligent curls that fell as lightly as a breath about her forehead
-and over her eyebrows, and clustered like tendrils about her neck. Her
-three favourite girls, Pappelarde, Blanchemains, and Loreyne, waited
-immediately upon her with perfume and powder in delicate flagons and
-frail cassolettes, and held in porcelain jars the ravishing paints
-prepared by Chateline for those cheeks and lips that had grown a little
-pale with anguish of exile. Her three favourite boys, Claude, Claire,
-and Sarrasine, stood amorously about with salver, fan and napkin.
-Millamant held a slight tray of slippers, Minette some tender gloves,
-La Popelinière, mistress of the robes, was ready with a frock of yellow
-and yellow. La Zambinella bore the jewels, Florizel some flowers,
-Amadour a box of various pins, and Vadius a box of sweets. Her doves,
-ever in attendance, walked about the room that was panelled with the
-gallant paintings of Jean Baptiste Dorat, and some dwarfs and doubtful
-creatures sat here and there, lolling out their tongues, pinching each
-other, and behaving oddly enough. Sometimes Venus gave them little
-smiles.</p>
-
-<p>As the toilet was in progress, Priapusa, the fat manicure and fardeuse,
-strode in and seated herself by the side of the dressing-table,
-greeting Venus with an intimate nod. She wore a gown of white watered
-silk with gold lace trimmings, and a velvet necklet of false vermilion.
-Her hair hung in bandeaux over her ears, passing into a huge chignon
-at the back of her head, and the hat, wide-brimmed and hung with a
-vallance of pink muslin, was floral with red roses.</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa's voice was full of salacious unction; she had terrible little
-gestures with the hands, strange movements with the shoulders, a short
-respiration that made surprising wrinkles in her bodice, a corrupt
-skin, large horny eyes, a parrot's nose, a small loose mouth, great
-flaccid cheeks, and chin after chin. She was a wise person, and Venus
-loved her more than any of her other servants, and had a hundred pet
-names for her, such as, Dear Toad, Pretty Pol, Cock-robin, Dearest Lip,
-Touchstone, Little Cough-drop, Bijou, Buttons, Dear Heart, Dick-dock,
-Mrs Manly, Little Nipper, Cochon-de-lait, Naughty-naughty, Blessèd
-Thing, and Trump.</p>
-
-<p>The talk that passed between Priapusa and her mistress was of that
-excellent kind that passes between old friends, a perfect understanding
-giving to scraps of phrases their full meaning, and to the merest
-reference, a point. Naturally Tannhäuser, the new comer, was discussed
-a little. Venus had not seen him yet, and asked a score of questions on
-his account that were delightfully to the point.</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa told the story of his sudden arrival, his curious wandering in
-the gardens, and calm satisfaction with all he saw there, his impromptu
-affection for a slender girl upon the first terrace, of the crowd of
-frocks that gathered round and pelted him with roses, of the graceful
-way he defended himself with his mask, and of the queer reverence he
-made to the statue of the God of all gardens, kissing that deity with
-a pilgrim's devotion. Just now Tannhäuser was at the baths, and was
-creating a most favourable impression.</p>
-
-<p>The report and the coiffing were completed at the same moment.</p>
-
-<p>"Cosmé," said Venus, "you have been quite sweet and quite brilliant,
-you have surpassed yourself to-night." "Madam flatters me," replied the
-antique old thing, with a girlish giggle under his black satin mask.
-"Gad, Madam; sometimes I believe I have no talent in the world, but
-to-night I must confess to a touch of the vain mood." It would pain me
-horribly to tell you about the painting of her face; suffice it that
-the sorrowful work was accomplished frankly, magnificently, and without
-a shadow of deception.</p>
-
-<p>Venus slipped away the dressing-gown, and rose before the mirror in
-a flutter of frilled things. She was adorably tall and slender. Her
-neck and shoulders were so wonderfully drawn, and the little malicious
-breasts were full of the irritation of loveliness that can never be
-entirely comprehended, or ever enjoyed to the utmost. Her arms and
-hands were loosely but delicately articulated, and her legs were
-divinely long. From the hip to the knee, twenty-two inches; from the
-knee to the heel, twenty-two inches, as befitted a Goddess.</p>
-
-<p>I should like to speak more particularly about her, for generalities
-are not of the slightest service in a description. But I am afraid that
-an enforced silence here and there would leave such numerous gaps in
-the picture that it had better not be begun at all than left unfinished.</p>
-
-<p>Those who have only seen Venus in the Vatican, in the Louvre, in
-the Uffizi, or in the British Museum, can have no idea of how very
-beautiful and sweet she looked. Not at all like the lady in "Lemprière."</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa grew quite lyric over the dear little person, and pecked at
-her arms with kisses.</p>
-
-<p>"Dear Tongue, you must really behave yourself," said Venus, and called
-Millamant to bring her the slippers.</p>
-
-<p>The tray was freighted with the most exquisite and shapely pantoufles,
-sufficient to make Cluny a place of naught. There were shoes of grey
-and black and brown suède, of white silk and rose satin, and velvet and
-sarcenet; there were some of sea-green sewn with cherry blossoms, some
-of red with willow branches, and some of grey with bright-winged birds.
-There were heels of silver, of ivory, and of gilt; there were buckles
-of very precious stones set in most strange and esoteric devices;
-there were ribands tied and twisted into cunning forms; there were
-buttons so beautiful that the button-holes might have no pleasure till
-they closed upon them; there were soles of delicate leathers scented
-with maréchale, and linings of soft stuffs scented with the juice of
-July flowers. But Venus, finding none of them to her mind, called for
-a discarded pair of blood-red maroquin, diapered with pearls. These
-looked very distinguished over her white silk stockings.</p>
-
-<p>As the tray was being carried away, the capricious Florizel snatched as
-usual a slipper from it, and fitted the foot over his penis, and made
-the necessary movements. That was Florizel's little caprice. Meantime,
-La Popelinière stepped forward with the frock.</p>
-
-<p>"I shan't wear one to-night," said Venus. Then she slipped on her
-gloves.</p>
-
-<p>When the toilet was at an end all her doves clustered round her feet,
-loving to frôler her ankles with their plumes, and the dwarfs clapped
-their hands, and put their fingers between their lips and whistled.
-Never before had Venus been so radiant and compelling. Spiridion, in
-the corner, looked up from his game of Spellicans and trembled. Claude
-and Clair, pale with pleasure, stroked and touched her with their
-delicate hands, and wrinkled her stockings with their nervous lips, and
-smoothed them with their thin fingers; and Sarrasine undid her garters
-and kissed them inside and put them on again, pressing her thighs with
-his mouth. The dwarfs grew very daring, I can tell you. There was
-almost a mêlée. They illustrated pages 72 and 73 of Delvau's Dictionary.</p>
-
-<p>In the middle of it all, Pranzmungel announced that supper was ready
-upon the fifth terrace. "Ah!" cried Venus, "I'm famished!"</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW VENUS SUPPED AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY THE CURIOUS
-PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE</h5>
-
-
-<p>She was quite delighted with Tannhäuser, and, of course, he sat next
-her at supper.</p>
-
-<p>The terrace, made beautiful with a thousand vain and fantastical
-devices, and set with a hundred tables and four hundred couches,
-presented a truly splendid appearance. In the middle was a huge bronze
-fountain with three basins. From the first rose a many-breasted dragon,
-and four little Loves mounted upon swans, and each Love was furnished
-with a bow and arrow. Two of them that faced the monster seemed to
-recoil in fear, two that were behind made bold enough to aim their
-shafts at him. From the verge of the second sprang a circle of slim
-golden columns that supported silver doves, with tails and wings spread
-out. The third, held by a group of grotesquely attenuated satyrs, was
-centred with a thin pipe hung with masks and roses, and capped with
-children's heads.</p>
-
-<p>From the mouths of the dragon and the Loves, from the swans' eyes, from
-the breasts of the doves, from the satyrs' horns and lips, from the
-masks at many points, and from the childrens' curls, the water played
-profusely, cutting strange arabesques and subtle figures.</p>
-
-<p>The terrace was lit entirely by candles. There were four thousand of
-them, not numbering those upon the tables. The candlesticks were of
-a countless variety, and smiled with moulded cochônneries. Some were
-twenty feet high, and bore single candles that flared like fragrant
-torches over the feast, and guttered till the wax stood round the
-tops in tall lances. Some, hung with dainty petticoats of shining
-lustres, had a whole bevy of tapers upon them, devised in circles, in
-pyramids, in squares, in cuneiforms, in single lines regimentally and
-in crescents.</p>
-
-<p>Then on quaint pedestals and Terminal Gods and gracious pilasters of
-every sort, were shell-like vases of excessive fruits and flowers that
-hung about and burst over the edges and could never be restrained. The
-orange-trees and myrtles, looped with vermilion sashes, stood in frail
-porcelain pots, and the rose-trees were wound and twisted with superb
-invention over trellis and standard. Upon one side of the terrace, a
-long gilded stage for the comedians was curtained off with Pagonian
-tapestries, and in front of it the music-stands were placed. The tables
-arranged between the fountain and the flight of steps to the sixth
-terrace were all circular, covered with white damask, and strewn with
-irises, roses, kingcups, colombines, daffodils, carnations and lilies;
-and the couches, high with soft cushions and spread with more stuffs
-than could be named, had fans thrown upon them, and little amorous
-surprise packets.</p>
-
-<p>Beyond the escalier stretched the gardens, which were designed so
-elaborately and with so much splendour that the architect of the Fêtes
-d'Armailhacq could have found in them no matter for cavil, and the
-still lakes strewn with profuse barges full of gay flowers and wax
-marionettes, the alleys of tall trees, the arcades and cascades, the
-pavilions, the grottoes, and the garden-gods&mdash;all took a strange tinge
-of revelry from the glare of the light that fell upon them from the
-feast.</p>
-
-<p>The frockless Venus and Tannhäuser, with Priapusa and Claude and Clair,
-and Farcy, the chief comedian, sat at the same table. Tannhäuser,
-who had doffed his travelling suit, wore long black silk stockings,
-a pair of pretty garters, a very elegant ruffled shirt, slippers
-and a wonderful dressing-gown. Claude and Clair wore nothing at
-all, delicious privilege of immaturity, and Farcy was in ordinary
-evening clothes. As for the rest of the company, it boasted some very
-noticeable dresses, and whole tables of quite delightful coiffures.
-There were spotted veils that seemed to stain the skin with some
-exquisite and august disease, fans with eye-slits in them through which
-their bearers peeped and peered; fans painted with postures and covered
-with the sonnets of Sporion and the short stories of Scaramouche, and
-fans of big living moths stuck upon mounts of silver sticks. There were
-masks of green velvet that make the face look trebly powdered; masks
-of the heads of birds, of apes, of serpents, of dolphins, of men and
-women, of little embryons and of cats; masks like the faces of gods;
-masks of coloured glass, and masks of thin talc and of india-rubber.
-There were wigs of black and scarlet wools, of peacocks' feathers, of
-gold and silver threads, of swansdown, of the tendrils of the vine,
-and of human hairs; huge collars of stiff muslin rising high above
-the head; whole dresses of ostrich feathers curling inwards; tunics
-of panthers' skins that looked beautiful over pink tights; capotes of
-crimson satin trimmed with the wings of owls; sleeves cut into the
-shapes of apocryphal animals; drawers flounced down to the ankles, and
-flecked with tiny, red roses; stockings clocked with fêtes galantes,
-and curious designs, and petticoats cut like artificial flowers. Some
-of the women had put on delightful little moustaches dyed in purples
-and bright greens, twisted and waxed with absolute skill; and some wore
-great white beards after the manner of Saint Wilgeforte. Then Dorat had
-painted extraordinary grotesques and vignettes over their bodies, here
-and there. Upon a cheek, an old man scratching his horned head; upon a
-forehead, an old woman teased by an impudent amor; upon a shoulder, an
-amorous singerie; round a breast, a circlet of satyrs; about a wrist, a
-wreath of pale, unconscious babes; upon an elbow, a bouquet of spring
-flowers; across a back, some surprising scenes of adventure; at the
-corners of a mouth, tiny red spots; and upon a neck, a flight of birds,
-a caged parrot, a branch of fruit, a butterfly, a spider, a drunken
-dwarf, or, simply, some initials. But most wonderful of all were the
-black silhouettes painted upon the legs, and which showed through a
-white silk stocking like a sumptuous bruise.</p>
-
-<p>The supper provided by the ingenious Rambouillet was quite beyond
-parallel. Never had he created a more exquisite menu. The <i>consommé
-impromptu</i> alone would have been sufficient to establish the immortal
-reputation of any chef. What, then, can I say of the <i>Dorade bouillie
-sauce maréchale</i>, the <i>ragoût aux langues de carpes</i>, the <i>ramereaux
-à la charnière</i>, the <i>ciboulette de gibier à l'espagnole</i>, the <i>paté
-de cuisses d'oie aux pois de Monsalvie</i>, the <i>queues d'agneau au clair
-de lune</i>, the <i>artichauts à la Grecque</i>, the <i>charlotte de pommes à
-la Lucy Waters</i>, the <i>bombes à la marée</i>, and the <i>glaces aux rayons
-d'or</i>? A veritable tour de cuisine that surpassed even the famous
-little suppers given by the Marquis de Réchale at Passy, and which the
-Abbé Mirliton pronounced "impeccable, and too good to be eaten."</p>
-
-<p>Ah! Pierre Antoine Berquin de Rambouillet; you are worthy of your
-divine mistress!</p>
-
-<p>Mere hunger quickly gave place to those finer instincts of the pure
-gourmet, and the strange wines, cooled in buckets of snow, unloosed
-all the décolleté spirits of astonishing conversation and atrocious
-laughter.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER</h5>
-
-
-<p>At first there was the fun with the surprise packets that contained
-myriads of amusing things, then a general criticism of the decorations,
-everyone finding a delightful meaning in the fall of festoon, turn of
-twig, and twist of branch. Pulex, as usual, bore the palm for insight
-and invention, and to-night he was more brilliant than ever. He leant
-across the table and explained to the young page, Macfils de Martaga,
-what thing was intended by a certain arrangement of roses. The young
-page smiled and hummed the refrain of "La petite balette." Sporion,
-too, had delicate perceptions, and was vastly entertained by the
-disposition of the candelabra.</p>
-
-<p>As the courses advanced, the conversation grew bustling and more
-personal. Pulex and Cyril and Marisca and Cathelin opened a fire of
-raillery. The infidelities of Cerise, the difficulties of Brancas,
-Sarmean's caprices that morning in the lily garden, Thorilliere's
-declining strength, Astarte's affection for Roseola, Felix's impossible
-member, Cathelin's passion for Sulpilia's poodle, Sola's passion
-for herself, the nasty bite that Marisca gave Chloe, the épilatiere
-of Pulex, Cyril's diseases, Butor's illness, Maryx's tiny cemetery,
-Lesbia's profound fourth letter, and a thousand amatory follies of the
-day were discussed.</p>
-
-<p>From harsh and shrill and clamant, the voices grew blurred and
-inarticulate. Bad sentences were helped out by worse gestures, and at
-one table, Scabius could only express himself with his napkin, after
-the manner of Sir Jolly Jumble in the "Soldier's Fortune" of Otway.
-Basalissa and Lysistrata tried to pronounce each other's names, and
-became very affectionate in the attempt, and Tala, the tragedian, robed
-in ample purple, and wearing plume and buskin, rose to his feet, and
-with swaying gestures began to recite one of his favourite parts. He
-got no further than the first line, but repeated it again and again,
-with fresh accents and intonations each time, and was only silenced by
-the approach of the asparagus that was being served by satyrs costumed
-in white muslin.</p>
-
-<p>Clitor and Sodon had a violent struggle over the beautiful Pella, and
-nearly upset a chandelier. Sophie became very intimate with an empty
-champagne bottle, swore it had made her enciente, and ended by having
-a mock accouchment on the top of the table; and Belamour pretended to
-be a dog, and pranced from couch to couch on all fours, biting and
-barking and licking. Mellefont crept about dropping love philtres into
-glasses. Juventus and Ruella stripped and put on each other's things,
-Spelto offered a prize for whoever should come first, and Spelto won
-it! Tannhäuser, just a little grisé, lay down on the cushions and let
-Julia do whatever she liked.</p>
-
-<p>I wish I could be allowed to tell you what occurred round table 15,
-just at this moment. It would amuse you very much, and would give you
-a capital idea of the habits of Venus' retinue. Indeed, for deplorable
-reasons, by far the greater part of what was said and done at this
-supper must remain unrecorded and even unsuggested.</p>
-
-<p>Venus allowed most of the dishes to pass untasted, she was so
-engaged with the beauty of Tannhäuser. She laid her head many times
-on his robe, kissing him passionately; and his skin, at once firm
-and yielding, seemed to those exquisite little teeth of hers, the
-most incomparable pasture. Her upper lip curled and trembled with
-excitement, showing the gums. Tannhäuser, on his side, was no less
-devoted. He adored her all over and all the things she had on, and
-buried his face in the folds and flounces of her linen, and ravished
-away a score of frills in his excess. He found her exasperating, and
-crushed her in his arms, and slaked his parched lips at her mouth. He
-caressed her eyelids softly with his finger tips, and pushed aside the
-curls from her forehead, and did a thousand gracious things, tuning
-her body as a violinist tunes his instrument before he plays upon it.
-Priapusa snorted like an old war horse at the sniff of powder, and
-tickled Tannhäuser and Venus by turns, and slipped her tongue down
-their throats, and refused to be quiet at all until she had had a
-mouthful of the Chevalier. Claude, seizing his chance, dived under
-the table and came up the other side just under the queen's couch,
-and before she could say "One!" he was taking his coffee "aux deux
-colonnes." Clair was furious at his friend's success, and sulked for
-the rest of the evening.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS</h5>
-
-
-<p>After the fruits and fresh wines had been brought in by a troop of
-woodland creatures, decked with green leaves and all sorts of Spring
-flowers, the candles in the orchestra were lit, and in another moment
-the musicians bustled into their places. The wonderful Titurel de
-Schentefleur was the chef d'orchestre, and the most insidious of
-conductors. His baton dived into a phrase and brought out the most
-magical and magnificent things, and seemed rather to play every
-instrument than to lead it. He could add a grace even to Scarlatti
-and a wonder to Beethoven. A delicate, thin, little man with thick
-lips and a nez retroussé, with long black hair and curled moustache,
-in the manner of Molière. What were his amatory tastes, no one in the
-Venusberg could tell. He generally passed for a virgin, and Cathos had
-nicknamed him "The Solitaire."</p>
-
-<p>To-night he appeared in a court suit of white silk, brilliant with
-decorations. His hair was curled into resplendent ringlets that
-trembled like springs at the merest gesture of his arm, and in his ears
-swung the diamonds given him by Venus.</p>
-
-<p>The orchestra was, as usual, in its uniform of red vest and breeches
-trimmed with gold lace, white stockings and red shoes. Titurel had
-written a ballet for the evening's divertissement, founded upon De
-Bergerac's comedy of "Les Bacchanales de Fanfreluche," in which the
-action and dances were designed by him as well as the music.</p>
-
-
-<h5>I</h5>
-
-<p>The curtain rose upon a scene of rare beauty, a remote Arcadian valley,
-and watered with a dear river as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth
-of this scrap of Tempe. It was early morning, and the re-arisen sun,
-like the prince in the "Sleeping Beauty," woke all the earth with
-his lips. In that golden embrace the night dews were caught up and
-made splendid, the trees were awakened from their obscure dreams, the
-slumber of the birds was broken, and all the flowers of the valley
-rejoiced, forgetting their fear of the darkness.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, to the music of pipe and horn, a troop of satyrs stepped out
-from the recesses of the woods, bearing in their hands nuts and green
-boughs and flowers and roots and whatsoever the forest yielded, to heap
-upon the altar of the mysterious Pan that stood in the middle of the
-stage; and from the hills came down the shepherds and shepherdesses,
-leading their flocks and carrying garlands upon their crooks. Then a
-rustic priest, white-robed and venerable, came slowly across the valley
-followed by a choir of radiant children.</p>
-
-<p>The scene was admirably stage-managed, and nothing could have been more
-varied yet harmonious than this Arcadian group. The service was quaint
-and simple, but with sufficient ritual to give the corps-de-ballet an
-opportunity of showing its dainty skill. The dancing of the satyrs was
-received with huge favour, and when the priest raised his hand in final
-blessing, the whole troop of worshippers made such an intricate and
-elegant exit that it was generally agreed that Titurel had never before
-shown so fine an invention.</p>
-
-<p>Scarcely had the stage been empty for a moment, when Sporion entered,
-followed by a brilliant rout of dandies and smart women. Sporion was a
-tall, slim, depraved young man with a slight stoop, a troubled walk, an
-oval impassable face, with its olive skin drawn tightly over the bone,
-strong scarlet lips, long Japanese eyes, and a great gilt toupet. Round
-his shoulders hung a high-collared satin cape of salmon pink, with long
-black ribands untied and floating about his body. His coat of sea-green
-spotted muslin was caught in at the waist by a scarlet sash with
-scalloped edges, and frilled out over the hips for about six inches.
-His trousers, loose and wrinkled, reached to the end of the calf, and
-were brocaded down the sides, and ruched magnificently at the ankles.
-The stockings were of white kid, with stalls for the toes, and had
-delicate red sandals strapped over them. But his little hands, peeping
-out from their frills, seemed quite the most insinuating things, such
-supple fingers tapering to the point, with tiny nails stained pink,
-such unquenchable palms, lined and mounted like Lord Fanny's in "Love
-at all Hazards," and such blue-veined, hairless backs! In his left hand
-he carried a small lace handkerchief broidered with a coronet.</p>
-
-<p>As for his friends and followers they made the most superb and insolent
-crowd imaginable, but to catalogue the clothes they had on would
-require a chapter as long as the famous tenth in Pénillière's history
-of underlinen. On the whole they looked a very distinguished chorus.</p>
-
-<p>Sporion stepped forward and explained with swift and various gesture
-that he and his friends were tired of the amusements, wearied with the
-poor pleasures offered by the civil world, and had invaded the Arcadian
-valley hoping to experience a new frisson in the destruction of some
-shepherd's or some satyr's naïveté, and the infusion of their venom
-among the dwellers of the woods.</p>
-
-<p>The chorus assented with languid but expressive movements.</p>
-
-<p>Curious, and not a little frightened, at the arrival of the worldly
-company, the sylvans began to peep nervously at those subtle souls
-through the branches of the trees, and one or two fauns and a shepherd
-or so crept out warily. Sporion and all the ladies and gentlemen made
-enticing sounds and invited the rustic creatures with all the grace in
-the world to come and join them. By little batches they came, lured by
-the strange looks, by the scents and the doings, and by the brilliant
-clothes, and some ventured quite near, timorously fingering the
-delicious textures of the stuffs. Then Sporion and each of his friends
-took a satyr or a shepherd or something by the hand, and made the
-preliminary steps of a courtly measure, for which the most admirable
-combinations had been invented, and the most charming music written.</p>
-
-<p>The pastoral folk were entirely bewildered when they saw such
-restrained and graceful movements, and made the most grotesque and
-futile efforts to imitate them.</p>
-
-<p>Dio mio, a pretty sight! A charming effect too was obtained by the
-intermixture of stockinged calf and hairy leg, of rich brocaded bodice
-and plain blouse, of tortured head-dress and loose untutored locks.</p>
-
-<p>When the dance was ended, the servants of Sporion brought on champagne,
-and, with many pirouettes, poured it magnificently into slender
-glasses, and tripped about plying those Arcadian mouths that had never
-before tasted such a royal drink.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p>Then the curtain fell with a pudic rapidity.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-<h5>II</h5>
-
-<p>'Twas not long before the invaders began to enjoy the first fruits
-of their expedition, plucking them in the most seductive manner with
-their smooth fingers, and feasting lip and tongue and tooth, whilst
-the shepherds and satyrs and shepherdesses fairly gasped under the
-new joys, for the pleasure they experienced was almost too keen and
-too profound for their simple and untilled natures. Fanfreluche and
-the rest of the rips and ladies tingled with excitement and frolicked
-like young lambs in a fresh meadow. Again and again the wine was
-danced round, and the valley grew as busy as a market day. Attracted
-by the noise and merrymaking, all those sweet infants I told you of,
-skipped suddenly on to the stage, and began clapping their hands and
-laughing immoderately at the passion and the disorder and commotion,
-and mimicking the nervous staccato movements they saw in their pretty
-childish way.</p>
-
-<p>In a flash, Fanfreluche disentangled himself and sprang to his feet,
-gesticulating as if he would say, "Ah, the little dears!" "Ah, the
-rorty little things!" "Ah, the little ducks!" for he was so fond of
-children. Scarcely had he caught one by the thigh than a quick rush was
-made by everybody for the succulent limbs; and how they tousled them
-and mousled them! The children cried out, I can tell you. Of course
-there were not enough for everybody, so some had to share, and some had
-simply to go on with what they were doing before.</p>
-
-<p>I must not, by the way, forget to mention the independent attitude
-taken by six or seven of the party, who sat and stood about with
-half-closed eyes, inflated nostrils, clenched teeth, and painful,
-parted lips, behaving like the Duc de Broglio when he watched the
-amours of the Regent d'Orléans.</p>
-
-<p>Now as Fanfreluche and his friends began to grow tired and exhausted
-with the new debauch, they cared no longer to take the initiative,
-but, relaxing every muscle, abandoned themselves to passive joys,
-yielding utterly to the ardent embraces of the intoxicated satyrs, who
-waxed fast and furious, and seemed as if they would never come to the
-end of their strength. Full of the new tricks they had learnt that
-morning, they played them passionately and roughly, making havoc of
-the cultured flesh, and tearing the splendid frocks and dresses into
-ribands. Duchesses and Maréchales, Marquises and Princesses, Dukes
-and Marshalls, Marquesses and Princes, were ravished and stretched
-and rumpled and crushed beneath the interminable vigour and hairy
-breasts of the inflamed woodlanders. They bit at the white thighs and
-nozzled wildly in the crevices. They sat astride the women's chests
-and consummated frantically with their bosoms; they caught their prey
-by the hips and held it over their heads, irrumating with prodigious
-gusto. It was the triumph of the valley.</p>
-
-<p>High up in the heavens the sun had mounted and filled all the air
-with generous warmth, whilst shadows grew shorter and sharper. Little
-light-winged papillons flitted across the stage, the bees made music
-on their flowery way, the birds were very gay and kept up a jargoning
-and refraining, the lambs were bleating upon the hill side, and the
-orchestra kept playing, playing the uncanny tunes of Titurel.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h5>
-
-
-<p>Venus and Tannhäuser had retired to the exquisite little boudoir or
-pavilion Le Con had designed for the queen on the first terrace, and
-which commanded the most delicious view of the parks and gardens. It
-was a sweet little place, all silk curtains and soft cushions. There
-were eight sides to it, bright with mirrors and candelabra, and rich
-with pictured panels, and the ceiling, dome shaped and some thirty feet
-above the head, shone obscurely with gilt mouldings through the warm
-haze of candle light below. Tiny wax statuettes dressed theatrically
-and smiling with plump cheeks, quaint magots that looked as cruel as
-foreign gods, gilded monticules, pale celadon vases, clocks that said
-nothing, ivory boxes full of secrets, china figures playing whole
-scenes of plays, and a world of strange preciousness crowded the
-curious cabinets that stood against the walls. On one side of the room
-there were six perfect little card tables, with quite the daintiest and
-most elegant chairs set primly round them; so, after all, there may be
-some truth in that line of Mr Theodore Watts,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 15%;">
-"I played at piquet with the Queen of Love."<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Nothing in the pavilion was more beautiful than the folding screens
-painted by De La Pine, with Claudian landscapes&mdash;the sort of things
-that fairly make one melt, things one can lie and look at for hours
-together, and forget the country can ever be dull and tiresome. There
-were four of them, delicate walls that hem in an amour so cosily, and
-make room within room.</p>
-
-<p>The place was scented with huge branches of red roses, and with a faint
-amatory perfume breathed out from the couches and cushions&mdash;a perfume
-Chateline distilled in secret and called L'Eau Lavante.</p>
-
-<p>Those who have only seen Venus at the Louvre or the British Museum, at
-Florence, at Naples, or at Rome, can have not the faintest idea how
-sweet and enticing and gracious, how really exquisitely beautiful she
-looked lying with Tannhäuser upon rose silk in that pretty boudoir.
-Cosmé's precise curls and artful waves had been finally disarranged at
-supper, and strayed ringlets of the black hair fell loosely over her
-soft, delicious, tired, swollen eye-lids. Her frail chemise and dear
-little drawers were torn and moist, and clung transparently about her,
-and all her body was nervous and responsive. Her closed thighs seemed
-like a vast replica of the little bijou she held between them; the
-beautiful tétons du derrière were as firm as a plump virgin's cheek,
-and promised a joy as profound as the mystery of the Rue Vendôme, and
-the minor chevelure, just profuse enough, curled as prettily as the
-hair upon a cherub's head.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser, pale and speechless with excitement, passed his gem-girt
-fingers brutally over the divine limbs, tearing away smock and pantalon
-and stocking, and then, stripping himself of his own few things, fell
-upon the splendid lady with a deep-drawn breath!</p>
-
-<p>It is, I know, the custom of all romancers to paint heroes who can
-give a lady proof of their valliance at least twenty times a night.
-Now Tannhäuser had no such Gargantuan facility, and was rather
-relieved when, an hour later, Priapusa and Doricourt and some others
-burst drunkenly into the room and claimed Venus for themselves. The
-pavilion soon filled with a noisy crowd that could scarcely keep
-its feet. Several of the actors were there, and Lesfesses, who had
-played Fanfreluche so brilliantly, and was still in his make-up, paid
-tremendous attention to Tannhäuser. But the Chevalier found him quite
-uninteresting off the stage, and rose and crossed the room to where
-Venus and the manicure were seated.</p>
-
-<p>"How tired the dear baby looks," said Priapusa. "Shall I put him in his
-little cot?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if he's as sleepy as I am," yawned Venus, "you can't do better."</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa lifted her mistress off the pillows, and carried her in her
-arms in a nice, motherly way.</p>
-
-<p>"Come along, children," said the fat old thing, "come along; it's time
-you were both in bed."</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN THE VENUSBERG</h5>
-
-
-<p>It is always delightful to wake up in a new bedroom. The fresh
-wall paper, the strange pictures, the positions of doors and
-windows&mdash;imperfectly grasped the night before&mdash;are revealed with all
-the charm of surprise when we open our eyes the next morning.</p>
-
-<p>It was about eleven o'clock when Tannhäuser awoke and stretched himself
-deliciously in his great plumed four-post bed, and nursed his waking
-thoughts, and stared at the curious patterned canopy above him. He was
-very pleased with the room, which certainly was chic and fascinating,
-and recalled the voluptuous interiors of the elegant amorous Baudouin.
-Through the tiny parting of the long, flowered window curtains, the
-Chevalier caught a peep of the sun-lit lawns outside, the silver
-fountains, the bright flowers, and the gardeners at work.</p>
-
-<p>"Quite sweet," he murmured, and turned round to freshen the frilled
-silk pillows behind him; "and what delightful pictures," he continued,
-wandering with his eyes from print to print that hung upon the
-rose-striped walls. Within the delicate, curved frames lived the
-corrupt and gracious creatures of Dorat and his school; slim children
-in masque and domino, smiling horribly, exquisite letchers leaning over
-the shoulders of smooth doll-like ladies, and doing nothing particular,
-terrible little pierrots posing as mulierasts, or pointing at something
-outside the picture, and unearthly fops and strange women mingling in
-some rococo room lighted mysteriously by the flicker of a dying fire
-that throws huge shadows upon wall and ceiling. One of the prints
-showing how an old marquis practised the five-finger exercise, while in
-front of him his mistress offered her warm fesses to a panting poodle,
-made the chevalier stroke himself a little.</p>
-
-<p>After the chevalier got up, he slipped off his dainty night-dress,
-posturing elegantly before a long mirror, and made much of himself. Now
-he would bend forward, now lie upon the floor, now stand upright, and
-now rest upon one leg and let the other hang loosely till he looked as
-if he might have been drawn by some early Italian master. Anon he would
-lie upon the floor with his back to the glass, and glance amorously
-over his shoulder. Then with a white silk sash he draped himself in a
-hundred charming ways. So engrossed was he with his mirrored shape that
-he had not noticed the entrance of a troop of serving boys, who stood
-admiringly but respectfully at a distance, ready to receive his waking
-orders. As soon as the chevalier observed them he smiled sweetly, and
-bade them prepare his bath.</p>
-
-<p>The bathroom was the largest and perhaps the most beautiful apartment
-in his splendid suite. The well-known engraving by Lorette that forms
-the frontispiece to Millevoye's "Architecture du XVIII<sup>me</sup>
-siècle," will give you a better idea than any words of mine of the
-construction and decoration of the room. Only, in Lorette's engraving,
-the bath sunk into the middle of the floor is a little too small.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser stood for a moment, like Narcissus, gazing at his reflection
-in the still scented water, and then just ruffling its smooth surface
-with one foot, stepped elegantly into the cool basin, and swam round it
-twice, very gracefully.</p>
-
-<p>"Won't you join me?" he said, turning to those beautiful boys who stood
-ready with warm towels and perfume. In a moment they were free of their
-light morning dress, and jumped into the water and joined hands, and
-surrounded the Chevalier with a laughing chain.</p>
-
-<p>"Splash me a little," he cried, and the boys teased him with water
-and quite excited him. He chased the prettiest of them and bit his
-fesses, and kissed him upon the perineum till the dear fellow banded
-like a Carmelite, and its little bald top-knot looked like a great pink
-pearl under the water. As the boy seemed anxious to take up the active
-attitude, Tannhäuser graciously descended to the passive&mdash;a generous
-trait that won him the complete affections of his valets de bain, or
-pretty fish, as he called them, because they loved to swim between his
-legs.</p>
-
-<p>However, it is not so much at the very bath itself, as in the drying
-and delicious frictions, that a bather finds his chiefest pleasures,
-and Tannhäuser was more than satisfied with the skill his attendants
-displayed in the performance of those quasi amorous functions. The
-delicate attention they paid his loving parts aroused feelings within
-him that almost amounted to gratitude; and when the rites were ended,
-any touch of home-sickness he might have felt before was utterly
-dispelled.</p>
-
-<p>After he had rested a little, and sipped his chocolate, he wandered
-into the dressing-room. Daucourt, his valet de chambre, Chenille, the
-perruquier and barber, and two charming young dressers, were awaiting
-him and ready with suggestions for the morning toilet. The shaving
-over, Daucourt commanded his underlings to step forward with the suite
-of suits from which he proposed Tannhäuser should make a choice. The
-final selection was a happy one. A dear little coat of pigeon rose silk
-that hung loosely about his hips, and showed off the jut of his behind
-to perfection; trousers of black lace in flounces, falling&mdash;almost
-like a petticoat&mdash;as far as the knee; and a delicate chemise of white
-muslin, spangled with gold and profusely pleated.</p>
-
-<p>The two dressers, under Daucourt's direction, did their work superbly,
-beautifully, leisurely, with an exquisite deference for the nude, and a
-really sensitive appreciation of Tannhäuser's scrumptious torso.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE MANIFESTATION THEREOF</h5>
-
-
-<p>When all was said and done, the Chevalier tripped off to bid good
-morning to Venus. He found her wandering, in a sweet white muslin
-frock, upon the lawn outside, plucking flowers to deck her little
-déjeuner. He kissed her lightly upon the neck.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm just going to feed Adolphe," she said, pointing to a little
-reticule of buns that hung from her arm. Adolphe was her pet unicorn.
-"He is such a dear," she continued; "milk-white all over excepting his
-black eyes, rose mouth and nostrils, and scarlet John."</p>
-
-<p>The unicorn had a very pretty palace of its own, made of green foliage
-and golden bars&mdash;a fitting home for such a delicate and dainty beast.
-Ah, it was indeed a splendid thing to watch the white creature roaming
-in its artful cage, proud and beautiful, and knowing no mate except the
-Queen herself.</p>
-
-<p>As Venus and Tannhäuser approached the wicket, Adolphe began prancing
-and curvetting, pawing the soft turf with his ivory hoofs, and
-flaunting his tail like a gonfalon. Venus raised the latch and entered.</p>
-
-<p>"You mustn't come in with me&mdash;Adolphe is so jealous," she said, turning
-to the Chevalier who was following her; "but you can stand outside and
-look on; Adolphe likes an audience." Then in her delicious fingers she
-broke the spicy buns, and with affectionate niceness, breakfasted her
-ardent pet. When the last crumbs had been scattered, Venus brushed her
-hands together and pretended to leave the cage, without taking any more
-notice of Adolphe. Every morning she went through this piece of play,
-and every morning the amorous unicorn was cheated into a distressing
-agony lest that day should have proved the last of Venus's love. Not
-for long, though, would she leave him in that doubtful, piteous state,
-but running back passionately to where he stood, make adorable amends
-for her unkindness.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Adolphe! How happy he was, touching the Queen's breasts with his
-quick tongue-tip. I have no doubt that the keener scent of animals must
-make women much more attractive to them than to men; for the gorgeous
-odour that but faintly fills our nostrils must be revealed to the brute
-creation in divine fulness. Anyhow, Adolphe sniffed as never a man did
-around the skirts of Venus. After the first charming interchange of
-affectionate delicacies was over, the unicorn lay down upon his side,
-and, closing his eyes, beat his stomach wildly with the mark of manhood!</p>
-
-<p>Venus caught that stunning member in her hands and lay her cheek
-along it; but few touches were wanted to consummate the creature's
-pleasure. The Queen bared her left arm to the elbow, and with the
-soft underneath of it made amazing movements horizontally upon the
-tight-strung instrument. When the melody began to flow, the unicorn
-offered up an astonishing vocal accompaniment. Tannhäuser was amused to
-learn that the etiquette of the Venusberg compelled everybody to await
-the outburst of these venereal sounds before they could sit down to
-déjeuner.</p>
-
-<p>Adolphe had been quite profuse that morning.</p>
-
-<p>Venus knelt where it had fallen, and lapped her little apéritif!</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH THE PALACE
-GARDENS</h5>
-
-
-<p>The breakfasters were scattered over the gardens in têtes-à-têtes and
-tiny parties. Venus and Tannhäuser sat together upon the lawn that lay
-in front of the Casino, and made havoc of a ravishing déjeuner. The
-Chevalier was feeling very happy. Everything around him seemed so white
-and light and matinal; the floating frocks of the ladies, the scarce
-robed boys and satyrs stepping hither and thither elegantly, with meats
-and wines and fruits; the damask tablecloths, the delicate talk and
-laughter that rose everywhere; the flowers' colour and the flowers'
-scent; the shady trees, the wind's cool voice, and the sky above that
-was as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth. And Venus looked so
-beautiful. Not at all like the lady in Lemprière.</p>
-
-<p>"You're such a dear!" murmured Tannhäuser, holding her hand.</p>
-
-<p>At the further end of the lawn, and a little hidden by a rose-tree, a
-young man was breakfasting alone. He toyed nervously with his food now
-and then, but for the most part leant back in his chair with unemployed
-hands, and gazed stupidly at Venus.</p>
-
-<p>"That's Felix," said the Goddess, in answer to an enquiry from the
-Chevalier; and she went on to explain his attitude. Felix always
-attended Venus upon her little latrinal excursions, holding her,
-serving her, and making much of all she did. To undo her things, to
-lift her skirts, to wait and watch the coming, to dip a lip or finger
-in the royal output, to stain himself deliciously with it, to lie
-beneath her as the favours fell, to carry off the crumpled, crotted
-paper&mdash;these were the pleasures of that young man's life. Truly there
-never was a queen so beloved by her subjects as Venus. Everything
-she wore had its lover. Heavens! how her handkerchiefs were filched,
-her stockings stolen! Daily, what intrigues, what countless ruses
-to possess her merest frippery! Every scrap of her body was adored.
-Never, for Savaral, could her ear yield sufficient wax! Never, for
-Pradon, could she spit prodigally enough! And Saphius found a month an
-interminable time.</p>
-
-<p>After breakfast was over, and Felix's fears lest Tannhäuser should have
-robbed him of his capricious rights had been dispelled, Venus invited
-the Chevalier to take a more extensive view of the gardens, parks,
-pavilions, and ornamental waters. The carriage was ordered. It was a
-delicate, shell-like affair, with billowy cushions and a light canopy,
-and was drawn by ten satyrs, dressed as finely as the coach-men of the
-Empress Pauline the First.</p>
-
-<p>The drive proved interesting and various, and Tännhauser was quite
-delighted with almost everything he saw.</p>
-
-<p>And who is not pleased when on either side of him rich lawns are spread
-with lovely frocks and white limbs,&mdash;and upon flower-beds the dearest
-ladies are implicated in a glory of underclothing,&mdash;when he can see
-in the deep cool shadows of the trees warm boys entwined, here at the
-base, there in the branch,&mdash;when in the fountain's wave Love holds his
-court, and the insistent water burrows in every delicious crease and
-crevice?</p>
-
-<p>A pretty sight, too, was little Rosalie, perched like a postilion upon
-the painted phallus of the god of all gardens. Her eyes were closed
-and she was smiling as the carriage passed. Round her neck and slender
-girlish shoulders there was a cloud of complex dress, over which bulged
-her wig-like flaxen tresses. Her legs and feet were bare, and the toes
-twisted in an amorous style. At the foot of the statue lay her shoes
-and stockings and a few other things.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser was singularly moved at this spectacle, and rose out of
-all proportion. Venus slipped the fingers of comfort under the lace
-flounces of his trousers, saying, "Is it all mine? Is it all mine?" and
-doing fascinating things. In the end, the carriage was only prevented
-from being overturned by the happy interposition of Priapusa, who
-stepped out from somewhere or other just in time to preserve its
-balance.</p>
-
-<p>How the old lady's eye glistened as Tannhäuser withdrew his panting
-blade! In her sincere admiration for fine things, she quite forgot
-and forgave the shock she had received from the falling of the gay
-equipage. Venus and Tannhäuser were profuse with apology and thanks,
-and quite a crowd of loving courtiers gathered round, consoling and
-congratulating in a breath.</p>
-
-<p>The Chevalier vowed he would never go in the carriage again, and
-was really quite upset about it. However, after he had had a little
-support from the smelling-salts, he recovered his self possession, and
-consented to drive on further.</p>
-
-<p>The landscape grew rather mysterious. The park, no longer troubled and
-adorned with figures, was full of grey echoes and mysterious sounds;
-the leaves whispered a little sadly, and there was a grotto that
-murmured like the voice that haunts the silence of a deserted oracle.
-Tannhäuser became a little triste. In the distance, through the trees,
-gleamed a still, argent lake&mdash;a reticent, romantic water that must have
-held the subtlest fish that ever were. Around its marge the trees and
-flags and fleurs de luce were unbreakably asleep.</p>
-
-<p>The Chevalier fell into a strange mood, as he looked at the lake. It
-seemed to him that the thing would speak, reveal some curious secret,
-say some beautiful word, if he should dare wrinkle its pale face with a
-pebble.</p>
-
-<p>"I should be frightened to do that, though," he said to himself. Then
-he wondered what there might be upon the other side; other gardens,
-other gods? A thousand drowsy fancies passed through his brain.
-Sometimes the lake took fantastic shapes, or grew to twenty times its
-size, or shrunk into a miniature of itself, without ever once losing
-its unruffled calm, its deathly reserve. When the water increased, the
-Chevalier was very frightened, for he thought how huge the frogs must
-have become. He thought of their big eyes and monstrous wet feet, but
-when the water lessened, he laughed to himself, whilst thinking how
-tiny the frogs must have grown. He thought of their legs that must
-look thinner than spiders', and of their dwindled croaking that never
-could be heard. Perhaps the lake was only painted, after all. He had
-seen things like it at the theatre. Anyhow, it was a wonderful lake, a
-beautiful lake, and he would love to bathe in it, but he was sure he
-would be drowned if he did.</p>
-
-
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-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X</a></h5>
-
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-<h5>OF THE STABAT MATER, SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE</h5>
-
-
-<p>When he woke up from his day-dream, he noticed that the carriage was
-on its way back to the palace. They stopped at the Casino first, and
-stepped out to join the players at petits chevaux. Tannhäuser preferred
-to watch the game rather than play himself, and stood behind Venus, who
-slipped into a vacant chair and cast gold pieces upon lucky numbers.
-The first thing that Tannhäuser noticed was the grace and charm, the
-gaiety and beauty of the croupiers. They were quite adorable even
-when they raked in one's little losings. Dressed in black silk, and
-wearing white kid gloves, loose yellow wigs and feathered toques:
-with faces oval and young, bodies lithe and quick, voices silvery
-and affectionate, they made amends for all the hateful arrogance,
-disgusting aplomb, and shameful ugliness of the rest of their kind.</p>
-
-<p>The dear fellow who proclaimed the winner was really quite delightful.
-He took a passionate interest in the horses, and had licked all the
-paint off their petits couillons!</p>
-
-<p>You will ask me, no doubt, "Is that all he did?" I will answer, "Not
-quite," as the merest glance at their petits derrières would prove.</p>
-
-<p>In the afternoon light that came through the great silken-blinded
-windows of the Casino, all the gilded decorations, all the chandeliers,
-the mirrors, the polished floor, the painted ceiling, the horses
-galloping round their green meadow, the fat rouleaux of gold and
-silver, the ivory rakes, the fanned and strange frocked crowd of dandy
-gamesters looked magnificently rich and warm. Tea was being served.
-It was so pretty to see some plushed little lady sipping nervously,
-and keeping her eyes over the cup's edge intently upon the slackening
-horses. The more indifferent left the tables and took their tea in
-parties here and there.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser found a great deal to amuse him at the Casino. Ponchon was
-the manager, and a person of extra-ordinary invention. Never a day but
-he was ready with a new show&mdash;a novel attraction. A glance through the
-old Casino programmes would give you a very considerable idea of his
-talent. What countless ballets, comedies, comedy-ballets, concerts,
-masques, charades, proverbs, pantomimes, tableaux-magiques, and
-peep-shows excentriques; what troupes of marionettes, what burlesques!</p>
-
-<p>Ponchon had an astonishing flair for new talent, and many of the
-principal comedians and singers at the Queen's Theatre and Opera House
-had made their first appearance and reputation at the Casino.</p>
-
-<p>This afternoon the pièce de résistance was a performance of Rossini's
-Stabat Mater, an adorable masterpiece. It was given in the beautiful
-Salle des Printemps Parfumés. Ah! what a stunning rendering of the
-delicious demodé pièce de décadence. There is a subtle quality about
-the music, like the unhealthy bloom upon wax fruit, that both orchestra
-and singer contrived to emphasize with consummate delicacy.</p>
-
-<p>The Virgin was sung by Spiridion, that soft incomparable alto. A
-miraculous virgin, too, he made of her. To begin with, he dressed
-the rôle most effectively. His plump legs up to the feminine hips of
-him, were in very white stockings, clocked with a false pink. He wore
-brown kid boots, buttoned to mid-calf, and his whorish thighs had thin
-scarlet garters round them. His jacket was cut like a jockey's, only
-the sleeves ended in manifold frills, and round the neck, and just upon
-the shoulders, there was a black cape. His hair, dyed green, was curled
-into ringlets, such as the smooth Madonnas of Morales are made lovely
-with, and fell over his high egg-shaped creamy forehead, and about his
-ears and cheeks and back.</p>
-
-<p>The alto's face was fearful and wonderful&mdash;a dream face. The eyes
-were full and black, with puffy blue rimmed hemispheres beneath them,
-the cheeks, inclining to fatness, powdered and dimpled, the mouth was
-purple and curved painfully, the chin tiny, and exquisitely modelled,
-the expression cruel and womanish. Heavens! how splendid he looked and
-sounded.</p>
-
-<p>An exquisite piece of phrasing was accompanied with some curly gesture
-of the hand, some delightful undulation of the stomach, some nervous
-movement of the thigh, or glorious rising of the bosom.</p>
-
-<p>The performance provoked enthusiasm&mdash;thunders of applause. Claude and
-Clair pelted the thing with roses, and carried him off in triumph to
-the tables. His costume was declared ravishing. The men almost pulled
-him to bits, and mouthed at his great quivering bottom! The little
-horses were quite forgotten for the moment.</p>
-
-<p>Sup, the penetrating, burst through his silk fleshings, and thrust
-in bravely up to the hilt, whilst the alto's legs were feasted upon
-by Pudex, Cyril, Anquetin, and some others. Ballice, Corvo, Quadra,
-Senillé, Mellefont, Theodore, Le Vit, and Matta, all of the egoistic
-cult, stood and crouched round, saturating the lovers with warm douches.</p>
-
-<p>Later in the afternoon, Venus and Tannhäuser paid a little visit to
-De La Pine's studio, as the Chevalier was very anxious to have his
-portrait painted. De La Pine's glory as a painter was hugely increased
-by his reputation as a fouteur, for ladies that had pleasant memories
-of him looked with a biassed eye upon his fêtes galantes merveilleuses,
-portraits and folies bergères.</p>
-
-<p>Yes, he was a bawdy creature, and his workshop a regular brothel.
-However, his great talent stood in no need of such meretricious and
-phallic support, and he was every whit as strong and facile with his
-brush as with his tool!</p>
-
-<p>When Venus and the Chevalier entered his studio, he was standing amid a
-group of friends and connoisseurs who were liking his latest picture.
-It was a small canvas, one of his delightful morning pieces. Upon an
-Italian balcony stood a lady in a white frock, reading a letter. She
-wore brown stockings, straw-coloured petticoats, white shoes, and a
-Leghorn hat. Her hair was red and in a chignon. At her feet lay a tiny
-Japanese dog, painted from the Queen's favourite "Fanny," and upon the
-balustrade stood an open empty bird cage. The background was a stretch
-of Gallic country, clusters of trees cresting the ridges of low hills,
-a bit of river, a chateau, and the morning sky.</p>
-
-<p>De La Pine hastened to kiss the moist and scented hand of Venus.
-Tannhäuser bowed profoundly and begged to have some pictures shown him.
-The gracious painter took him round his studio.</p>
-
-<p>Cosmé was one of the party, for De La Pine just then was painting his
-portrait&mdash;a portrait, by the way, which promised to be a veritable chef
-d'oeuvre, Cosmé was loved and admired by everybody. To begin with, he
-was pastmaster in his art, that fine, relevant art of coiffing; then
-he was really modest and obliging, and was only seen and heard when he
-was wanted. He was useful; he was decorative in his white apron, black
-mask, and silver suit; he was discreet.</p>
-
-<p>The painter was giving Venus and Tannhäuser a little dinner that
-evening, and he insisted on Cosmé joining them. The barber vowed he
-would be de trop, and required a world of pressing before he would
-accept the invitation. Venus added her voice, and he consented.</p>
-
-<p>Ah I what a delightful little partie carré it turned out. The painter
-was in purple and full dress, all tassels and grand folds. His hair
-magnificently curled, his heavy eye-lids painted, his gestures large
-and romantic, he reminded one a little of Maurel playing Wolfram in the
-second act of the Opera of Wagner.</p>
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-Project Gutenberg's The Story of Venus and Tannhäuser, by Aubrey Beardsley
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-Title: The Story of Venus and Tannhäuser
- A Romantic Novel
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-Author: Aubrey Beardsley
-
-Release Date: October 14, 2015 [EBook #50210]
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-Produced by Marc D'Hooghe at http://www.freeliterature.org
-(Images generously made available by the Bodleian Library
-in Oxford.
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-
-
-THE STORY OF
-
-VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-in which is set forth an exact account of the manner of State held by
-Madam Venus, Goddess and Meretrix, under the famous Hörselberg, and
-containing the Adventures of Tannhäuser in that Place, his Repentance,
-his Journeying to Rome and Return to the Loving Mountain.
-
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-BY
-
-AUBREY BEARDSLEY
-
-
-Now first printed from the Original Manuscript
-
-
-LONDON
-
-FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION
-
-MCMVII
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-
-
-FOREWORD
-
-
-Only a portion of this work, Beardsley's most ambitious literary
-effort, has hitherto been printed, with the title "Under the Hill". The
-present work is a complete transcript of the whole of the manuscript as
-originally projected by Beardsley. It has been deemed advisable, owing
-to the freedom of several passages, to issue only a limited number of
-copies for the use of those literary students who are also admirers of
-Beardsley's wayward genius.
-
-
-
- "La chaleur du brandon Venus."
- _Le Roman de la Rose_, v. 22051.
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
-CHAPTER I. HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS.
-
-CHAPTER II. OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR
-SUPPER.
-
-CHAPTER III. HOW VENUS SUPPED; AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY
-THE CURIOUS PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE.
-
-CHAPTER IV. HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER.
-
-CHAPTER V. OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS.
-
-CHAPTER VI. OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND
-TANNHÄUSER.
-
-CHAPTER VII. HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN
-THE VENUSBERG.
-
-CHAPTER VIII. OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE
-MANIFESTATION THEREOF.
-
-CHAPTER IX. HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH
-THE PALACE GARDENS.
-
-CHAPTER X. OF THE 'STABAT MATER' SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE.
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF
-
-VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-
-
- TO
- THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE
- GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI
- CARDINAL OF THE HOLY ROMAN CHURCH
- TITULAR BISHOP OF S. MARIA IN TRASTAVERE
- ARCHBISHOP OF OSTIA AND VELLETRI
- NUNCIO TO THE HOLY SEE
- IN
- NICARAGUA AND PATAGONIA
- A FATHER TO THE POOR
- A REFORMER OF ECCLESIASTICAL DISCIPLINE
- A PATTERN OF LEARNING
- WISDOM AND HOLINESS OF LIFE
- THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH DUE REVERENCE
- BY HIS HUMBLE SERVITOR
- A SCRIVENER AND LIMNER OF WORLDLY THINGS
- WHO MADE THIS BOOK
- AUBREY BEARDSLEY
- TO
- THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE
- GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI
-
-
-
-
-_Most Eminent Prince_,
-
-I know not by what mischance the writing of epistles dedicatory has
-fallen into disuse, whether through the vanity of authors or the
-humility of patrons. But the practice seems to me so very beautiful
-and becoming that I have ventured to make an essay in the modest art,
-and lay with formalities my first book at your feet. I have, it must
-be confessed, many fears lest I shall be arraigned of presumption in
-choosing so exalted a name as your own to place at the beginning of
-these histories; but I hope that such a censure will not be too lightly
-passed upon me, for, if I am guilty, 'tis but of a most natural pride
-that the accidents of my life should allow me to sail the little
-pinnace of my wit under your protection.
-
-But though I can clear myself of such a charge, I am still minded to
-use the tongue of apology, for with what face can I offer you a book
-treating of so vein and fantastical a thing as Love? I know that in
-the judgment of many the amorous passion is accounted a shameful thing
-and ridiculous; indeed, it must be confessed that more blushes have
-risen for Love's sake than for any other cause, and that lovers are an
-eternal laughing-stock. Still, as the book will be found to contain
-matter of deeper import than mere venery, inasmuch as it treats of the
-great contrition of its chiefest character, and of canonical things in
-its chapters, I am not without hopes that your Eminence will pardon my
-writing of the Hill of Venus, for which exposition let my youth excuse
-me.
-
-Then I must crave your forgiveness for addressing you in a language
-other than the Roman, but my small freedom in Latinity forbids me to
-wander beyond the idiom of my vernacular. I would not for the world
-that your delicate Southern ear should be offended by a barbarous
-assault of rude and Gothic words; but methinks no language is rude that
-can boast polite writers, and not a few have flourished in this country
-in times past, bringing our common speech to very great perfection.
-In the present age, alas! our pens are ravished by unlettered authors
-and unmannered critics, that make a havoc rather than a building, a
-wilderness rather than a garden. But, alack I what boots it to drop
-tears upon the preterit?
-
-'Tis not of our own shortcomings, though, but of your own great merits
-that I should speak, else I should be forgetful of the duties I have
-drawn upon myself in electing to address you in a dedication. 'Tis of
-your noble virtues (though all the world know of 'em), your taste and
-wit, your care for letters, and very real regard for the arts, that I
-must be the proclaimer.
-
-Though it be true that all men have sufficient wit to pass a judgment
-on this or that, and not a few sufficient impudence to print the same
-(these last being commonly accounted critics), I have ever held that
-the critical faculty is more rare than the inventive. 'Tis a faculty
-your Eminence possesses in so great a degree that your praise or blame
-is something oracular, your utterance infallible as great genius or as
-a beautiful woman. Your mind, I know, rejoicing in fine distinctions
-and subtle procedures of thought, beautifully discursive rather than
-hastily conclusive, has found in criticism its happiest exercise. 'Tis
-pity that so perfect a Mecænas should have no Horace to befriend, no
-Georgies to accept; for the offices and function of patron or critic
-must of necessity be lessened in an age of little men and little work.
-In times past 'twas nothing derogatory for great princes and men of
-State to extend their loves and favour to poets, for thereby they
-received as much honour as they conferred. Did not Prince Festus with
-pride take the master-work of Julian into his protection, and was not
-the Æneis a pretty thing to offer Caesar?
-
-Learning without appreciation is a thing of nought, but I know not
-which is greatest in you, your love of the arts or your knowledge of
-'em. What wonder, then, that I am studious to please you, and desirous
-of your protection? How deeply thankful I am for your past affections,
-you know well, your great kindness and liberality having far outgone my
-slight merits fend small accomplishment that seemed scarce to warrant
-any favour. Alas! 'tis a slight offering I make you now, but, if
-after glancing into its pages (say of an evening upon your terrace),
-you should deem it worthy of the most remote place in your princely
-library, the knowledge that it rested there would be reward sufficient
-for my labours, and a crowning happiness to my pleasure in the writing
-of this slender book.
-
- The humble and obedient servant of your Eminence,
-
- AUBREY BEARDSLEY.
-
-
-
-
-THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-A ROMANTIC NOVEL
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I
-
-
-HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS
-
-
-The Chevalier Tannhäuser, having lighted off his horse, stood
-doubtfully for a moment beneath the ombre gateway of the Venusberg,
-troubled with an exquisite fear lest a day's travel should have too
-cruelly undone the laboured niceness of his dress. His hand, slim and
-gracious as La Marquise du Deffand's in the drawing by Carmontelle,
-played nervously about the gold hair that fell upon his shoulders like
-a finely curled peruke, and from point to point of a precise toilet,
-the fingers wandered, quelling the little mutinies of cravat and ruffle.
-
-It was taper-time; when the tired earth puts on its cloak of mists and
-shadows, when the enchanted woods are stirred with light footfalls and
-slender voices of the fairies, when all the air is full of delicate
-influences, and even the beaux, seated at their dressing-tables, dream
-a little.
-
-A delicious moment, thought Tannhäuser, to slip into exile.
-
-The place where he stood waved drowsily with strange flowers, heavy
-with perfume, dripping with odours. Gloomy and nameless weeds not to
-be found in Mentzelius. Huge moths so richly winged they must have
-banqueted upon tapestries and royal stuffs, slept on the pillars that
-flanked either side of the gateway, and the eyes of all the moths
-remained open, and were burning and bursting with a mesh of veins.
-The pillars were fashioned in some pale stone, and rose up like hymns
-in the praise of Venus, for, from cap to base, each one was carved
-with loving sculptures, showing such a cunning invention and such a
-curious knowledge that Tannhäuser lingered not a little in reviewing
-them. They surpassed all that Japan has ever pictured from her maisons
-vertes, all that was ever painted on the pretty bathrooms of Cardinal
-La Motte, and even outdid the astonishing illustrations to Jones'
-"_Nursery Numbers_."
-
-"A pretty portal," murmured the Chevalier, correcting his sash.
-
-As he spake, a faint sound of singing was breathed out from the
-mountain, faint music as strange and distant as sea-legends that are
-heard in shells.
-
-"The Vespers of Venus, I take it," said Tannhäuser and struck a few
-chords of accompaniment ever so lightly upon his little lute. Softly
-across the spell-bound threshold the song floated and wreathed itself
-about the subtle columns till the moths were touched with passion, and
-moved quaintly in their sleep. One of them was awakened by the intenser
-notes of the Chevalier's lute-strings, and fluttered into his cave.
-Tannhäuser felt it was his cue for entry.
-
-"Adieu," he exclaimed, with an inclusive gesture, and "Good-bye,
-Madonna," as the cold circle of the moon began to show, beautiful and
-full of enchantments. There was a shadow of sentiment in his voice as
-he spake the words.
-
-"Would to heaven," he sighed, "I might receive the assurance of a
-looking-glass before I make my début! However, as she is a goddess, I
-doubt not her eyes are a little sated with perfection, and may not be
-displeased to see it crowned with a tiny fault."
-
-A wild rose had caught upon the trimmings of his muff, and in the first
-flush of displeasure he would have struck it brusquely away, and most
-severely punished the offending flower. But the ruffled mood lasted
-only a moment, for there was something so deliciously incongruous in
-the hardy petal's invasion of so delicate a thing, that Tannhäuser
-withheld the finger of resentment, and vowed that the wild rose should
-stay where it had clung--a passport, as it were, from the upper to the
-underworld.
-
-"The very excess and violence of the fault," he said, "will be its
-excuse;" and, undoing a tangle in the tassel of his stick, stepped into
-the shadowy corridor that ran into the bosom of the wan hill, stepped
-with the admirable aplomb and unwrinkled suavity of Don John.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-
-OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR SUPPER
-
-
-Before a toilet that shone like the altar of Nôtre Dame des Victoires,
-Venus was seated in a little dressing-gown of black and heliotrope.
-The coiffeur Cosmé was caring for her scented chevelure, and with tiny
-silver tongs, warm from the caresses of the flame, made delicious
-intelligent curls that fell as lightly as a breath about her forehead
-and over her eyebrows, and clustered like tendrils about her neck. Her
-three favourite girls, Pappelarde, Blanchemains, and Loreyne, waited
-immediately upon her with perfume and powder in delicate flagons and
-frail cassolettes, and held in porcelain jars the ravishing paints
-prepared by Chateline for those cheeks and lips that had grown a little
-pale with anguish of exile. Her three favourite boys, Claude, Claire,
-and Sarrasine, stood amorously about with salver, fan and napkin.
-Millamant held a slight tray of slippers, Minette some tender gloves,
-La Popelinière, mistress of the robes, was ready with a frock of yellow
-and yellow. La Zambinella bore the jewels, Florizel some flowers,
-Amadour a box of various pins, and Vadius a box of sweets. Her doves,
-ever in attendance, walked about the room that was panelled with the
-gallant paintings of Jean Baptiste Dorat, and some dwarfs and doubtful
-creatures sat here and there, lolling out their tongues, pinching each
-other, and behaving oddly enough. Sometimes Venus gave them little
-smiles.
-
-As the toilet was in progress, Priapusa, the fat manicure and fardeuse,
-strode in and seated herself by the side of the dressing-table,
-greeting Venus with an intimate nod. She wore a gown of white watered
-silk with gold lace trimmings, and a velvet necklet of false vermilion.
-Her hair hung in bandeaux over her ears, passing into a huge chignon
-at the back of her head, and the hat, wide-brimmed and hung with a
-vallance of pink muslin, was floral with red roses.
-
-Priapusa's voice was full of salacious unction; she had terrible little
-gestures with the hands, strange movements with the shoulders, a short
-respiration that made surprising wrinkles in her bodice, a corrupt
-skin, large horny eyes, a parrot's nose, a small loose mouth, great
-flaccid cheeks, and chin after chin. She was a wise person, and Venus
-loved her more than any of her other servants, and had a hundred pet
-names for her, such as, Dear Toad, Pretty Pol, Cock-robin, Dearest Lip,
-Touchstone, Little Cough-drop, Bijou, Buttons, Dear Heart, Dick-dock,
-Mrs Manly, Little Nipper, Cochon-de-lait, Naughty-naughty, Blessèd
-Thing, and Trump.
-
-The talk that passed between Priapusa and her mistress was of that
-excellent kind that passes between old friends, a perfect understanding
-giving to scraps of phrases their full meaning, and to the merest
-reference, a point. Naturally Tannhäuser, the new comer, was discussed
-a little. Venus had not seen him yet, and asked a score of questions on
-his account that were delightfully to the point.
-
-Priapusa told the story of his sudden arrival, his curious wandering in
-the gardens, and calm satisfaction with all he saw there, his impromptu
-affection for a slender girl upon the first terrace, of the crowd of
-frocks that gathered round and pelted him with roses, of the graceful
-way he defended himself with his mask, and of the queer reverence he
-made to the statue of the God of all gardens, kissing that deity with
-a pilgrim's devotion. Just now Tannhäuser was at the baths, and was
-creating a most favourable impression.
-
-The report and the coiffing were completed at the same moment.
-
-"Cosmé," said Venus, "you have been quite sweet and quite brilliant,
-you have surpassed yourself to-night." "Madam flatters me," replied the
-antique old thing, with a girlish giggle under his black satin mask.
-"Gad, Madam; sometimes I believe I have no talent in the world, but
-to-night I must confess to a touch of the vain mood." It would pain me
-horribly to tell you about the painting of her face; suffice it that
-the sorrowful work was accomplished frankly, magnificently, and without
-a shadow of deception.
-
-Venus slipped away the dressing-gown, and rose before the mirror in
-a flutter of frilled things. She was adorably tall and slender. Her
-neck and shoulders were so wonderfully drawn, and the little malicious
-breasts were full of the irritation of loveliness that can never be
-entirely comprehended, or ever enjoyed to the utmost. Her arms and
-hands were loosely but delicately articulated, and her legs were
-divinely long. From the hip to the knee, twenty-two inches; from the
-knee to the heel, twenty-two inches, as befitted a Goddess.
-
-I should like to speak more particularly about her, for generalities
-are not of the slightest service in a description. But I am afraid that
-an enforced silence here and there would leave such numerous gaps in
-the picture that it had better not be begun at all than left unfinished.
-
-Those who have only seen Venus in the Vatican, in the Louvre, in
-the Uffizi, or in the British Museum, can have no idea of how very
-beautiful and sweet she looked. Not at all like the lady in "Lemprière."
-
-Priapusa grew quite lyric over the dear little person, and pecked at
-her arms with kisses.
-
-"Dear Tongue, you must really behave yourself," said Venus, and called
-Millamant to bring her the slippers.
-
-The tray was freighted with the most exquisite and shapely pantoufles,
-sufficient to make Cluny a place of naught. There were shoes of grey
-and black and brown suède, of white silk and rose satin, and velvet and
-sarcenet; there were some of sea-green sewn with cherry blossoms, some
-of red with willow branches, and some of grey with bright-winged birds.
-There were heels of silver, of ivory, and of gilt; there were buckles
-of very precious stones set in most strange and esoteric devices;
-there were ribands tied and twisted into cunning forms; there were
-buttons so beautiful that the button-holes might have no pleasure till
-they closed upon them; there were soles of delicate leathers scented
-with maréchale, and linings of soft stuffs scented with the juice of
-July flowers. But Venus, finding none of them to her mind, called for
-a discarded pair of blood-red maroquin, diapered with pearls. These
-looked very distinguished over her white silk stockings.
-
-As the tray was being carried away, the capricious Florizel snatched as
-usual a slipper from it, and fitted the foot over his penis, and made
-the necessary movements. That was Florizel's little caprice. Meantime,
-La Popelinière stepped forward with the frock.
-
-"I shan't wear one to-night," said Venus. Then she slipped on her
-gloves.
-
-When the toilet was at an end all her doves clustered round her feet,
-loving to frôler her ankles with their plumes, and the dwarfs clapped
-their hands, and put their fingers between their lips and whistled.
-Never before had Venus been so radiant and compelling. Spiridion, in
-the corner, looked up from his game of Spellicans and trembled. Claude
-and Clair, pale with pleasure, stroked and touched her with their
-delicate hands, and wrinkled her stockings with their nervous lips, and
-smoothed them with their thin fingers; and Sarrasine undid her garters
-and kissed them inside and put them on again, pressing her thighs with
-his mouth. The dwarfs grew very daring, I can tell you. There was
-almost a mêlée. They illustrated pages 72 and 73 of Delvau's Dictionary.
-
-In the middle of it all, Pranzmungel announced that supper was ready
-upon the fifth terrace. "Ah!" cried Venus, "I'm famished!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-
-HOW VENUS SUPPED AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY THE CURIOUS
-PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE
-
-
-She was quite delighted with Tannhäuser, and, of course, he sat next
-her at supper.
-
-The terrace, made beautiful with a thousand vain and fantastical
-devices, and set with a hundred tables and four hundred couches,
-presented a truly splendid appearance. In the middle was a huge bronze
-fountain with three basins. From the first rose a many-breasted dragon,
-and four little Loves mounted upon swans, and each Love was furnished
-with a bow and arrow. Two of them that faced the monster seemed to
-recoil in fear, two that were behind made bold enough to aim their
-shafts at him. From the verge of the second sprang a circle of slim
-golden columns that supported silver doves, with tails and wings spread
-out. The third, held by a group of grotesquely attenuated satyrs, was
-centred with a thin pipe hung with masks and roses, and capped with
-children's heads.
-
-From the mouths of the dragon and the Loves, from the swans' eyes, from
-the breasts of the doves, from the satyrs' horns and lips, from the
-masks at many points, and from the childrens' curls, the water played
-profusely, cutting strange arabesques and subtle figures.
-
-The terrace was lit entirely by candles. There were four thousand of
-them, not numbering those upon the tables. The candlesticks were of
-a countless variety, and smiled with moulded cochônneries. Some were
-twenty feet high, and bore single candles that flared like fragrant
-torches over the feast, and guttered till the wax stood round the
-tops in tall lances. Some, hung with dainty petticoats of shining
-lustres, had a whole bevy of tapers upon them, devised in circles, in
-pyramids, in squares, in cuneiforms, in single lines regimentally and
-in crescents.
-
-Then on quaint pedestals and Terminal Gods and gracious pilasters of
-every sort, were shell-like vases of excessive fruits and flowers that
-hung about and burst over the edges and could never be restrained. The
-orange-trees and myrtles, looped with vermilion sashes, stood in frail
-porcelain pots, and the rose-trees were wound and twisted with superb
-invention over trellis and standard. Upon one side of the terrace, a
-long gilded stage for the comedians was curtained off with Pagonian
-tapestries, and in front of it the music-stands were placed. The tables
-arranged between the fountain and the flight of steps to the sixth
-terrace were all circular, covered with white damask, and strewn with
-irises, roses, kingcups, colombines, daffodils, carnations and lilies;
-and the couches, high with soft cushions and spread with more stuffs
-than could be named, had fans thrown upon them, and little amorous
-surprise packets.
-
-Beyond the escalier stretched the gardens, which were designed so
-elaborately and with so much splendour that the architect of the Fêtes
-d'Armailhacq could have found in them no matter for cavil, and the
-still lakes strewn with profuse barges full of gay flowers and wax
-marionettes, the alleys of tall trees, the arcades and cascades, the
-pavilions, the grottoes, and the garden-gods--all took a strange tinge
-of revelry from the glare of the light that fell upon them from the
-feast.
-
-The frockless Venus and Tannhäuser, with Priapusa and Claude and Clair,
-and Farcy, the chief comedian, sat at the same table. Tannhäuser,
-who had doffed his travelling suit, wore long black silk stockings,
-a pair of pretty garters, a very elegant ruffled shirt, slippers
-and a wonderful dressing-gown. Claude and Clair wore nothing at
-all, delicious privilege of immaturity, and Farcy was in ordinary
-evening clothes. As for the rest of the company, it boasted some very
-noticeable dresses, and whole tables of quite delightful coiffures.
-There were spotted veils that seemed to stain the skin with some
-exquisite and august disease, fans with eye-slits in them through which
-their bearers peeped and peered; fans painted with postures and covered
-with the sonnets of Sporion and the short stories of Scaramouche, and
-fans of big living moths stuck upon mounts of silver sticks. There were
-masks of green velvet that make the face look trebly powdered; masks
-of the heads of birds, of apes, of serpents, of dolphins, of men and
-women, of little embryons and of cats; masks like the faces of gods;
-masks of coloured glass, and masks of thin talc and of india-rubber.
-There were wigs of black and scarlet wools, of peacocks' feathers, of
-gold and silver threads, of swansdown, of the tendrils of the vine,
-and of human hairs; huge collars of stiff muslin rising high above
-the head; whole dresses of ostrich feathers curling inwards; tunics
-of panthers' skins that looked beautiful over pink tights; capotes of
-crimson satin trimmed with the wings of owls; sleeves cut into the
-shapes of apocryphal animals; drawers flounced down to the ankles, and
-flecked with tiny, red roses; stockings clocked with fêtes galantes,
-and curious designs, and petticoats cut like artificial flowers. Some
-of the women had put on delightful little moustaches dyed in purples
-and bright greens, twisted and waxed with absolute skill; and some wore
-great white beards after the manner of Saint Wilgeforte. Then Dorat had
-painted extraordinary grotesques and vignettes over their bodies, here
-and there. Upon a cheek, an old man scratching his horned head; upon a
-forehead, an old woman teased by an impudent amor; upon a shoulder, an
-amorous singerie; round a breast, a circlet of satyrs; about a wrist, a
-wreath of pale, unconscious babes; upon an elbow, a bouquet of spring
-flowers; across a back, some surprising scenes of adventure; at the
-corners of a mouth, tiny red spots; and upon a neck, a flight of birds,
-a caged parrot, a branch of fruit, a butterfly, a spider, a drunken
-dwarf, or, simply, some initials. But most wonderful of all were the
-black silhouettes painted upon the legs, and which showed through a
-white silk stocking like a sumptuous bruise.
-
-The supper provided by the ingenious Rambouillet was quite beyond
-parallel. Never had he created a more exquisite menu. The _consommé
-impromptu_ alone would have been sufficient to establish the immortal
-reputation of any chef. What, then, can I say of the _Dorade bouillie
-sauce maréchale_, the _ragoût aux langues de carpes_, the _ramereaux
-à la charnière_, the _ciboulette de gibier à l'espagnole_, the _paté
-de cuisses d'oie aux pois de Monsalvie_, the _queues d'agneau au clair
-de lune_, the _artichauts à la Grecque_, the _charlotte de pommes à
-la Lucy Waters_, the _bombes à la marée_, and the _glaces aux rayons
-d'or_? A veritable tour de cuisine that surpassed even the famous
-little suppers given by the Marquis de Réchale at Passy, and which the
-Abbé Mirliton pronounced "impeccable, and too good to be eaten."
-
-Ah! Pierre Antoine Berquin de Rambouillet; you are worthy of your
-divine mistress!
-
-Mere hunger quickly gave place to those finer instincts of the pure
-gourmet, and the strange wines, cooled in buckets of snow, unloosed
-all the décolleté spirits of astonishing conversation and atrocious
-laughter.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-
-HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER
-
-
-At first there was the fun with the surprise packets that contained
-myriads of amusing things, then a general criticism of the decorations,
-everyone finding a delightful meaning in the fall of festoon, turn of
-twig, and twist of branch. Pulex, as usual, bore the palm for insight
-and invention, and to-night he was more brilliant than ever. He leant
-across the table and explained to the young page, Macfils de Martaga,
-what thing was intended by a certain arrangement of roses. The young
-page smiled and hummed the refrain of "La petite balette." Sporion,
-too, had delicate perceptions, and was vastly entertained by the
-disposition of the candelabra.
-
-As the courses advanced, the conversation grew bustling and more
-personal. Pulex and Cyril and Marisca and Cathelin opened a fire of
-raillery. The infidelities of Cerise, the difficulties of Brancas,
-Sarmean's caprices that morning in the lily garden, Thorilliere's
-declining strength, Astarte's affection for Roseola, Felix's impossible
-member, Cathelin's passion for Sulpilia's poodle, Sola's passion
-for herself, the nasty bite that Marisca gave Chloe, the épilatiere
-of Pulex, Cyril's diseases, Butor's illness, Maryx's tiny cemetery,
-Lesbia's profound fourth letter, and a thousand amatory follies of the
-day were discussed.
-
-From harsh and shrill and clamant, the voices grew blurred and
-inarticulate. Bad sentences were helped out by worse gestures, and at
-one table, Scabius could only express himself with his napkin, after
-the manner of Sir Jolly Jumble in the "Soldier's Fortune" of Otway.
-Basalissa and Lysistrata tried to pronounce each other's names, and
-became very affectionate in the attempt, and Tala, the tragedian, robed
-in ample purple, and wearing plume and buskin, rose to his feet, and
-with swaying gestures began to recite one of his favourite parts. He
-got no further than the first line, but repeated it again and again,
-with fresh accents and intonations each time, and was only silenced by
-the approach of the asparagus that was being served by satyrs costumed
-in white muslin.
-
-Clitor and Sodon had a violent struggle over the beautiful Pella, and
-nearly upset a chandelier. Sophie became very intimate with an empty
-champagne bottle, swore it had made her enciente, and ended by having
-a mock accouchment on the top of the table; and Belamour pretended to
-be a dog, and pranced from couch to couch on all fours, biting and
-barking and licking. Mellefont crept about dropping love philtres into
-glasses. Juventus and Ruella stripped and put on each other's things,
-Spelto offered a prize for whoever should come first, and Spelto won
-it! Tannhäuser, just a little grisé, lay down on the cushions and let
-Julia do whatever she liked.
-
-I wish I could be allowed to tell you what occurred round table 15,
-just at this moment. It would amuse you very much, and would give you
-a capital idea of the habits of Venus' retinue. Indeed, for deplorable
-reasons, by far the greater part of what was said and done at this
-supper must remain unrecorded and even unsuggested.
-
-Venus allowed most of the dishes to pass untasted, she was so
-engaged with the beauty of Tannhäuser. She laid her head many times
-on his robe, kissing him passionately; and his skin, at once firm
-and yielding, seemed to those exquisite little teeth of hers, the
-most incomparable pasture. Her upper lip curled and trembled with
-excitement, showing the gums. Tannhäuser, on his side, was no less
-devoted. He adored her all over and all the things she had on, and
-buried his face in the folds and flounces of her linen, and ravished
-away a score of frills in his excess. He found her exasperating, and
-crushed her in his arms, and slaked his parched lips at her mouth. He
-caressed her eyelids softly with his finger tips, and pushed aside the
-curls from her forehead, and did a thousand gracious things, tuning
-her body as a violinist tunes his instrument before he plays upon it.
-Priapusa snorted like an old war horse at the sniff of powder, and
-tickled Tannhäuser and Venus by turns, and slipped her tongue down
-their throats, and refused to be quiet at all until she had had a
-mouthful of the Chevalier. Claude, seizing his chance, dived under
-the table and came up the other side just under the queen's couch,
-and before she could say "One!" he was taking his coffee "aux deux
-colonnes." Clair was furious at his friend's success, and sulked for
-the rest of the evening.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-
-OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS
-
-
-After the fruits and fresh wines had been brought in by a troop of
-woodland creatures, decked with green leaves and all sorts of Spring
-flowers, the candles in the orchestra were lit, and in another moment
-the musicians bustled into their places. The wonderful Titurel de
-Schentefleur was the chef d'orchestre, and the most insidious of
-conductors. His baton dived into a phrase and brought out the most
-magical and magnificent things, and seemed rather to play every
-instrument than to lead it. He could add a grace even to Scarlatti
-and a wonder to Beethoven. A delicate, thin, little man with thick
-lips and a nez retroussé, with long black hair and curled moustache,
-in the manner of Molière. What were his amatory tastes, no one in the
-Venusberg could tell. He generally passed for a virgin, and Cathos had
-nicknamed him "The Solitaire."
-
-To-night he appeared in a court suit of white silk, brilliant with
-decorations. His hair was curled into resplendent ringlets that
-trembled like springs at the merest gesture of his arm, and in his ears
-swung the diamonds given him by Venus.
-
-The orchestra was, as usual, in its uniform of red vest and breeches
-trimmed with gold lace, white stockings and red shoes. Titurel had
-written a ballet for the evening's divertissement, founded upon De
-Bergerac's comedy of "Les Bacchanales de Fanfreluche," in which the
-action and dances were designed by him as well as the music.
-
-
-I
-
-The curtain rose upon a scene of rare beauty, a remote Arcadian valley,
-and watered with a dear river as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth
-of this scrap of Tempe. It was early morning, and the re-arisen sun,
-like the prince in the "Sleeping Beauty," woke all the earth with
-his lips. In that golden embrace the night dews were caught up and
-made splendid, the trees were awakened from their obscure dreams, the
-slumber of the birds was broken, and all the flowers of the valley
-rejoiced, forgetting their fear of the darkness.
-
-Suddenly, to the music of pipe and horn, a troop of satyrs stepped out
-from the recesses of the woods, bearing in their hands nuts and green
-boughs and flowers and roots and whatsoever the forest yielded, to heap
-upon the altar of the mysterious Pan that stood in the middle of the
-stage; and from the hills came down the shepherds and shepherdesses,
-leading their flocks and carrying garlands upon their crooks. Then a
-rustic priest, white-robed and venerable, came slowly across the valley
-followed by a choir of radiant children.
-
-The scene was admirably stage-managed, and nothing could have been more
-varied yet harmonious than this Arcadian group. The service was quaint
-and simple, but with sufficient ritual to give the corps-de-ballet an
-opportunity of showing its dainty skill. The dancing of the satyrs was
-received with huge favour, and when the priest raised his hand in final
-blessing, the whole troop of worshippers made such an intricate and
-elegant exit that it was generally agreed that Titurel had never before
-shown so fine an invention.
-
-Scarcely had the stage been empty for a moment, when Sporion entered,
-followed by a brilliant rout of dandies and smart women. Sporion was a
-tall, slim, depraved young man with a slight stoop, a troubled walk, an
-oval impassable face, with its olive skin drawn tightly over the bone,
-strong scarlet lips, long Japanese eyes, and a great gilt toupet. Round
-his shoulders hung a high-collared satin cape of salmon pink, with long
-black ribands untied and floating about his body. His coat of sea-green
-spotted muslin was caught in at the waist by a scarlet sash with
-scalloped edges, and frilled out over the hips for about six inches.
-His trousers, loose and wrinkled, reached to the end of the calf, and
-were brocaded down the sides, and ruched magnificently at the ankles.
-The stockings were of white kid, with stalls for the toes, and had
-delicate red sandals strapped over them. But his little hands, peeping
-out from their frills, seemed quite the most insinuating things, such
-supple fingers tapering to the point, with tiny nails stained pink,
-such unquenchable palms, lined and mounted like Lord Fanny's in "Love
-at all Hazards," and such blue-veined, hairless backs! In his left hand
-he carried a small lace handkerchief broidered with a coronet.
-
-As for his friends and followers they made the most superb and insolent
-crowd imaginable, but to catalogue the clothes they had on would
-require a chapter as long as the famous tenth in Pénillière's history
-of underlinen. On the whole they looked a very distinguished chorus.
-
-Sporion stepped forward and explained with swift and various gesture
-that he and his friends were tired of the amusements, wearied with the
-poor pleasures offered by the civil world, and had invaded the Arcadian
-valley hoping to experience a new frisson in the destruction of some
-shepherd's or some satyr's naïveté, and the infusion of their venom
-among the dwellers of the woods.
-
-The chorus assented with languid but expressive movements.
-
-Curious, and not a little frightened, at the arrival of the worldly
-company, the sylvans began to peep nervously at those subtle souls
-through the branches of the trees, and one or two fauns and a shepherd
-or so crept out warily. Sporion and all the ladies and gentlemen made
-enticing sounds and invited the rustic creatures with all the grace in
-the world to come and join them. By little batches they came, lured by
-the strange looks, by the scents and the doings, and by the brilliant
-clothes, and some ventured quite near, timorously fingering the
-delicious textures of the stuffs. Then Sporion and each of his friends
-took a satyr or a shepherd or something by the hand, and made the
-preliminary steps of a courtly measure, for which the most admirable
-combinations had been invented, and the most charming music written.
-
-The pastoral folk were entirely bewildered when they saw such
-restrained and graceful movements, and made the most grotesque and
-futile efforts to imitate them.
-
-Dio mio, a pretty sight! A charming effect too was obtained by the
-intermixture of stockinged calf and hairy leg, of rich brocaded bodice
-and plain blouse, of tortured head-dress and loose untutored locks.
-
-When the dance was ended, the servants of Sporion brought on champagne,
-and, with many pirouettes, poured it magnificently into slender
-glasses, and tripped about plying those Arcadian mouths that had never
-before tasted such a royal drink.
-
- * * * * * * *
-
-Then the curtain fell with a pudic rapidity.
-
-
-II
-
-'Twas not long before the invaders began to enjoy the first fruits
-of their expedition, plucking them in the most seductive manner with
-their smooth fingers, and feasting lip and tongue and tooth, whilst
-the shepherds and satyrs and shepherdesses fairly gasped under the
-new joys, for the pleasure they experienced was almost too keen and
-too profound for their simple and untilled natures. Fanfreluche and
-the rest of the rips and ladies tingled with excitement and frolicked
-like young lambs in a fresh meadow. Again and again the wine was
-danced round, and the valley grew as busy as a market day. Attracted
-by the noise and merrymaking, all those sweet infants I told you of,
-skipped suddenly on to the stage, and began clapping their hands and
-laughing immoderately at the passion and the disorder and commotion,
-and mimicking the nervous staccato movements they saw in their pretty
-childish way.
-
-In a flash, Fanfreluche disentangled himself and sprang to his feet,
-gesticulating as if he would say, "Ah, the little dears!" "Ah, the
-rorty little things!" "Ah, the little ducks!" for he was so fond of
-children. Scarcely had he caught one by the thigh than a quick rush was
-made by everybody for the succulent limbs; and how they tousled them
-and mousled them! The children cried out, I can tell you. Of course
-there were not enough for everybody, so some had to share, and some had
-simply to go on with what they were doing before.
-
-I must not, by the way, forget to mention the independent attitude
-taken by six or seven of the party, who sat and stood about with
-half-closed eyes, inflated nostrils, clenched teeth, and painful,
-parted lips, behaving like the Duc de Broglio when he watched the
-amours of the Regent d'Orléans.
-
-Now as Fanfreluche and his friends began to grow tired and exhausted
-with the new debauch, they cared no longer to take the initiative,
-but, relaxing every muscle, abandoned themselves to passive joys,
-yielding utterly to the ardent embraces of the intoxicated satyrs, who
-waxed fast and furious, and seemed as if they would never come to the
-end of their strength. Full of the new tricks they had learnt that
-morning, they played them passionately and roughly, making havoc of
-the cultured flesh, and tearing the splendid frocks and dresses into
-ribands. Duchesses and Maréchales, Marquises and Princesses, Dukes
-and Marshalls, Marquesses and Princes, were ravished and stretched
-and rumpled and crushed beneath the interminable vigour and hairy
-breasts of the inflamed woodlanders. They bit at the white thighs and
-nozzled wildly in the crevices. They sat astride the women's chests
-and consummated frantically with their bosoms; they caught their prey
-by the hips and held it over their heads, irrumating with prodigious
-gusto. It was the triumph of the valley.
-
-High up in the heavens the sun had mounted and filled all the air
-with generous warmth, whilst shadows grew shorter and sharper. Little
-light-winged papillons flitted across the stage, the bees made music
-on their flowery way, the birds were very gay and kept up a jargoning
-and refraining, the lambs were bleating upon the hill side, and the
-orchestra kept playing, playing the uncanny tunes of Titurel.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER
-
-
-Venus and Tannhäuser had retired to the exquisite little boudoir or
-pavilion Le Con had designed for the queen on the first terrace, and
-which commanded the most delicious view of the parks and gardens. It
-was a sweet little place, all silk curtains and soft cushions. There
-were eight sides to it, bright with mirrors and candelabra, and rich
-with pictured panels, and the ceiling, dome shaped and some thirty feet
-above the head, shone obscurely with gilt mouldings through the warm
-haze of candle light below. Tiny wax statuettes dressed theatrically
-and smiling with plump cheeks, quaint magots that looked as cruel as
-foreign gods, gilded monticules, pale celadon vases, clocks that said
-nothing, ivory boxes full of secrets, china figures playing whole
-scenes of plays, and a world of strange preciousness crowded the
-curious cabinets that stood against the walls. On one side of the room
-there were six perfect little card tables, with quite the daintiest and
-most elegant chairs set primly round them; so, after all, there may be
-some truth in that line of Mr Theodore Watts,--
-
- "I played at piquet with the Queen of Love."
-
-Nothing in the pavilion was more beautiful than the folding screens
-painted by De La Pine, with Claudian landscapes--the sort of things
-that fairly make one melt, things one can lie and look at for hours
-together, and forget the country can ever be dull and tiresome. There
-were four of them, delicate walls that hem in an amour so cosily, and
-make room within room.
-
-The place was scented with huge branches of red roses, and with a faint
-amatory perfume breathed out from the couches and cushions--a perfume
-Chateline distilled in secret and called L'Eau Lavante.
-
-Those who have only seen Venus at the Louvre or the British Museum, at
-Florence, at Naples, or at Rome, can have not the faintest idea how
-sweet and enticing and gracious, how really exquisitely beautiful she
-looked lying with Tannhäuser upon rose silk in that pretty boudoir.
-Cosmé's precise curls and artful waves had been finally disarranged at
-supper, and strayed ringlets of the black hair fell loosely over her
-soft, delicious, tired, swollen eye-lids. Her frail chemise and dear
-little drawers were torn and moist, and clung transparently about her,
-and all her body was nervous and responsive. Her closed thighs seemed
-like a vast replica of the little bijou she held between them; the
-beautiful tétons du derrière were as firm as a plump virgin's cheek,
-and promised a joy as profound as the mystery of the Rue Vendôme, and
-the minor chevelure, just profuse enough, curled as prettily as the
-hair upon a cherub's head.
-
-Tannhäuser, pale and speechless with excitement, passed his gem-girt
-fingers brutally over the divine limbs, tearing away smock and pantalon
-and stocking, and then, stripping himself of his own few things, fell
-upon the splendid lady with a deep-drawn breath!
-
-It is, I know, the custom of all romancers to paint heroes who can
-give a lady proof of their valliance at least twenty times a night.
-Now Tannhäuser had no such Gargantuan facility, and was rather
-relieved when, an hour later, Priapusa and Doricourt and some others
-burst drunkenly into the room and claimed Venus for themselves. The
-pavilion soon filled with a noisy crowd that could scarcely keep
-its feet. Several of the actors were there, and Lesfesses, who had
-played Fanfreluche so brilliantly, and was still in his make-up, paid
-tremendous attention to Tannhäuser. But the Chevalier found him quite
-uninteresting off the stage, and rose and crossed the room to where
-Venus and the manicure were seated.
-
-"How tired the dear baby looks," said Priapusa. "Shall I put him in his
-little cot?"
-
-"Well, if he's as sleepy as I am," yawned Venus, "you can't do better."
-
-Priapusa lifted her mistress off the pillows, and carried her in her
-arms in a nice, motherly way.
-
-"Come along, children," said the fat old thing, "come along; it's time
-you were both in bed."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-
-HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN THE VENUSBERG
-
-
-It is always delightful to wake up in a new bedroom. The fresh
-wall paper, the strange pictures, the positions of doors and
-windows--imperfectly grasped the night before--are revealed with all
-the charm of surprise when we open our eyes the next morning.
-
-It was about eleven o'clock when Tannhäuser awoke and stretched himself
-deliciously in his great plumed four-post bed, and nursed his waking
-thoughts, and stared at the curious patterned canopy above him. He was
-very pleased with the room, which certainly was chic and fascinating,
-and recalled the voluptuous interiors of the elegant amorous Baudouin.
-Through the tiny parting of the long, flowered window curtains, the
-Chevalier caught a peep of the sun-lit lawns outside, the silver
-fountains, the bright flowers, and the gardeners at work.
-
-"Quite sweet," he murmured, and turned round to freshen the frilled
-silk pillows behind him; "and what delightful pictures," he continued,
-wandering with his eyes from print to print that hung upon the
-rose-striped walls. Within the delicate, curved frames lived the
-corrupt and gracious creatures of Dorat and his school; slim children
-in masque and domino, smiling horribly, exquisite letchers leaning over
-the shoulders of smooth doll-like ladies, and doing nothing particular,
-terrible little pierrots posing as mulierasts, or pointing at something
-outside the picture, and unearthly fops and strange women mingling in
-some rococo room lighted mysteriously by the flicker of a dying fire
-that throws huge shadows upon wall and ceiling. One of the prints
-showing how an old marquis practised the five-finger exercise, while in
-front of him his mistress offered her warm fesses to a panting poodle,
-made the chevalier stroke himself a little.
-
-After the chevalier got up, he slipped off his dainty night-dress,
-posturing elegantly before a long mirror, and made much of himself. Now
-he would bend forward, now lie upon the floor, now stand upright, and
-now rest upon one leg and let the other hang loosely till he looked as
-if he might have been drawn by some early Italian master. Anon he would
-lie upon the floor with his back to the glass, and glance amorously
-over his shoulder. Then with a white silk sash he draped himself in a
-hundred charming ways. So engrossed was he with his mirrored shape that
-he had not noticed the entrance of a troop of serving boys, who stood
-admiringly but respectfully at a distance, ready to receive his waking
-orders. As soon as the chevalier observed them he smiled sweetly, and
-bade them prepare his bath.
-
-The bathroom was the largest and perhaps the most beautiful apartment
-in his splendid suite. The well-known engraving by Lorette that forms
-the frontispiece to Millevoye's "Architecture du XVIIIme siècle," will
-give you a better idea than any words of mine of the construction and
-decoration of the room. Only, in Lorette's engraving, the bath sunk
-into the middle of the floor is a little too small.
-
-Tannhäuser stood for a moment, like Narcissus, gazing at his reflection
-in the still scented water, and then just ruffling its smooth surface
-with one foot, stepped elegantly into the cool basin, and swam round it
-twice, very gracefully.
-
-"Won't you join me?" he said, turning to those beautiful boys who stood
-ready with warm towels and perfume. In a moment they were free of their
-light morning dress, and jumped into the water and joined hands, and
-surrounded the Chevalier with a laughing chain.
-
-"Splash me a little," he cried, and the boys teased him with water
-and quite excited him. He chased the prettiest of them and bit his
-fesses, and kissed him upon the perineum till the dear fellow banded
-like a Carmelite, and its little bald top-knot looked like a great pink
-pearl under the water. As the boy seemed anxious to take up the active
-attitude, Tannhäuser graciously descended to the passive--a generous
-trait that won him the complete affections of his valets de bain, or
-pretty fish, as he called them, because they loved to swim between his
-legs.
-
-However, it is not so much at the very bath itself, as in the drying
-and delicious frictions, that a bather finds his chiefest pleasures,
-and Tannhäuser was more than satisfied with the skill his attendants
-displayed in the performance of those quasi amorous functions. The
-delicate attention they paid his loving parts aroused feelings within
-him that almost amounted to gratitude; and when the rites were ended,
-any touch of home-sickness he might have felt before was utterly
-dispelled.
-
-After he had rested a little, and sipped his chocolate, he wandered
-into the dressing-room. Daucourt, his valet de chambre, Chenille, the
-perruquier and barber, and two charming young dressers, were awaiting
-him and ready with suggestions for the morning toilet. The shaving
-over, Daucourt commanded his underlings to step forward with the suite
-of suits from which he proposed Tannhäuser should make a choice. The
-final selection was a happy one. A dear little coat of pigeon rose silk
-that hung loosely about his hips, and showed off the jut of his behind
-to perfection; trousers of black lace in flounces, falling--almost
-like a petticoat--as far as the knee; and a delicate chemise of white
-muslin, spangled with gold and profusely pleated.
-
-The two dressers, under Daucourt's direction, did their work superbly,
-beautifully, leisurely, with an exquisite deference for the nude, and a
-really sensitive appreciation of Tannhäuser's scrumptious torso.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-
-OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE MANIFESTATION THEREOF
-
-
-When all was said and done, the Chevalier tripped off to bid good
-morning to Venus. He found her wandering, in a sweet white muslin
-frock, upon the lawn outside, plucking flowers to deck her little
-déjeuner. He kissed her lightly upon the neck.
-
-"I'm just going to feed Adolphe," she said, pointing to a little
-reticule of buns that hung from her arm. Adolphe was her pet unicorn.
-"He is such a dear," she continued; "milk-white all over excepting his
-black eyes, rose mouth and nostrils, and scarlet John."
-
-The unicorn had a very pretty palace of its own, made of green foliage
-and golden bars--a fitting home for such a delicate and dainty beast.
-Ah, it was indeed a splendid thing to watch the white creature roaming
-in its artful cage, proud and beautiful, and knowing no mate except the
-Queen herself.
-
-As Venus and Tannhäuser approached the wicket, Adolphe began prancing
-and curvetting, pawing the soft turf with his ivory hoofs, and
-flaunting his tail like a gonfalon. Venus raised the latch and entered.
-
-"You mustn't come in with me--Adolphe is so jealous," she said, turning
-to the Chevalier who was following her; "but you can stand outside and
-look on; Adolphe likes an audience." Then in her delicious fingers she
-broke the spicy buns, and with affectionate niceness, breakfasted her
-ardent pet. When the last crumbs had been scattered, Venus brushed her
-hands together and pretended to leave the cage, without taking any more
-notice of Adolphe. Every morning she went through this piece of play,
-and every morning the amorous unicorn was cheated into a distressing
-agony lest that day should have proved the last of Venus's love. Not
-for long, though, would she leave him in that doubtful, piteous state,
-but running back passionately to where he stood, make adorable amends
-for her unkindness.
-
-Poor Adolphe! How happy he was, touching the Queen's breasts with his
-quick tongue-tip. I have no doubt that the keener scent of animals must
-make women much more attractive to them than to men; for the gorgeous
-odour that but faintly fills our nostrils must be revealed to the brute
-creation in divine fulness. Anyhow, Adolphe sniffed as never a man did
-around the skirts of Venus. After the first charming interchange of
-affectionate delicacies was over, the unicorn lay down upon his side,
-and, closing his eyes, beat his stomach wildly with the mark of manhood!
-
-Venus caught that stunning member in her hands and lay her cheek
-along it; but few touches were wanted to consummate the creature's
-pleasure. The Queen bared her left arm to the elbow, and with the
-soft underneath of it made amazing movements horizontally upon the
-tight-strung instrument. When the melody began to flow, the unicorn
-offered up an astonishing vocal accompaniment. Tannhäuser was amused to
-learn that the etiquette of the Venusberg compelled everybody to await
-the outburst of these venereal sounds before they could sit down to
-déjeuner.
-
-Adolphe had been quite profuse that morning.
-
-Venus knelt where it had fallen, and lapped her little apéritif!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-
-HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH THE PALACE
-GARDENS
-
-
-The breakfasters were scattered over the gardens in têtes-à-têtes and
-tiny parties. Venus and Tannhäuser sat together upon the lawn that lay
-in front of the Casino, and made havoc of a ravishing déjeuner. The
-Chevalier was feeling very happy. Everything around him seemed so white
-and light and matinal; the floating frocks of the ladies, the scarce
-robed boys and satyrs stepping hither and thither elegantly, with meats
-and wines and fruits; the damask tablecloths, the delicate talk and
-laughter that rose everywhere; the flowers' colour and the flowers'
-scent; the shady trees, the wind's cool voice, and the sky above that
-was as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth. And Venus looked so
-beautiful. Not at all like the lady in Lemprière.
-
-"You're such a dear!" murmured Tannhäuser, holding her hand.
-
-At the further end of the lawn, and a little hidden by a rose-tree, a
-young man was breakfasting alone. He toyed nervously with his food now
-and then, but for the most part leant back in his chair with unemployed
-hands, and gazed stupidly at Venus.
-
-"That's Felix," said the Goddess, in answer to an enquiry from the
-Chevalier; and she went on to explain his attitude. Felix always
-attended Venus upon her little latrinal excursions, holding her,
-serving her, and making much of all she did. To undo her things, to
-lift her skirts, to wait and watch the coming, to dip a lip or finger
-in the royal output, to stain himself deliciously with it, to lie
-beneath her as the favours fell, to carry off the crumpled, crotted
-paper--these were the pleasures of that young man's life. Truly there
-never was a queen so beloved by her subjects as Venus. Everything
-she wore had its lover. Heavens! how her handkerchiefs were filched,
-her stockings stolen! Daily, what intrigues, what countless ruses
-to possess her merest frippery! Every scrap of her body was adored.
-Never, for Savaral, could her ear yield sufficient wax! Never, for
-Pradon, could she spit prodigally enough! And Saphius found a month an
-interminable time.
-
-After breakfast was over, and Felix's fears lest Tannhäuser should have
-robbed him of his capricious rights had been dispelled, Venus invited
-the Chevalier to take a more extensive view of the gardens, parks,
-pavilions, and ornamental waters. The carriage was ordered. It was a
-delicate, shell-like affair, with billowy cushions and a light canopy,
-and was drawn by ten satyrs, dressed as finely as the coach-men of the
-Empress Pauline the First.
-
-The drive proved interesting and various, and Tännhauser was quite
-delighted with almost everything he saw.
-
-And who is not pleased when on either side of him rich lawns are spread
-with lovely frocks and white limbs,--and upon flower-beds the dearest
-ladies are implicated in a glory of underclothing,--when he can see
-in the deep cool shadows of the trees warm boys entwined, here at the
-base, there in the branch,--when in the fountain's wave Love holds his
-court, and the insistent water burrows in every delicious crease and
-crevice?
-
-A pretty sight, too, was little Rosalie, perched like a postilion upon
-the painted phallus of the god of all gardens. Her eyes were closed
-and she was smiling as the carriage passed. Round her neck and slender
-girlish shoulders there was a cloud of complex dress, over which bulged
-her wig-like flaxen tresses. Her legs and feet were bare, and the toes
-twisted in an amorous style. At the foot of the statue lay her shoes
-and stockings and a few other things.
-
-Tannhäuser was singularly moved at this spectacle, and rose out of
-all proportion. Venus slipped the fingers of comfort under the lace
-flounces of his trousers, saying, "Is it all mine? Is it all mine?" and
-doing fascinating things. In the end, the carriage was only prevented
-from being overturned by the happy interposition of Priapusa, who
-stepped out from somewhere or other just in time to preserve its
-balance.
-
-How the old lady's eye glistened as Tannhäuser withdrew his panting
-blade! In her sincere admiration for fine things, she quite forgot
-and forgave the shock she had received from the falling of the gay
-equipage. Venus and Tannhäuser were profuse with apology and thanks,
-and quite a crowd of loving courtiers gathered round, consoling and
-congratulating in a breath.
-
-The Chevalier vowed he would never go in the carriage again, and
-was really quite upset about it. However, after he had had a little
-support from the smelling-salts, he recovered his self possession, and
-consented to drive on further.
-
-The landscape grew rather mysterious. The park, no longer troubled and
-adorned with figures, was full of grey echoes and mysterious sounds;
-the leaves whispered a little sadly, and there was a grotto that
-murmured like the voice that haunts the silence of a deserted oracle.
-Tannhäuser became a little triste. In the distance, through the trees,
-gleamed a still, argent lake--a reticent, romantic water that must have
-held the subtlest fish that ever were. Around its marge the trees and
-flags and fleurs de luce were unbreakably asleep.
-
-The Chevalier fell into a strange mood, as he looked at the lake. It
-seemed to him that the thing would speak, reveal some curious secret,
-say some beautiful word, if he should dare wrinkle its pale face with a
-pebble.
-
-"I should be frightened to do that, though," he said to himself. Then
-he wondered what there might be upon the other side; other gardens,
-other gods? A thousand drowsy fancies passed through his brain.
-Sometimes the lake took fantastic shapes, or grew to twenty times its
-size, or shrunk into a miniature of itself, without ever once losing
-its unruffled calm, its deathly reserve. When the water increased, the
-Chevalier was very frightened, for he thought how huge the frogs must
-have become. He thought of their big eyes and monstrous wet feet, but
-when the water lessened, he laughed to himself, whilst thinking how
-tiny the frogs must have grown. He thought of their legs that must
-look thinner than spiders', and of their dwindled croaking that never
-could be heard. Perhaps the lake was only painted, after all. He had
-seen things like it at the theatre. Anyhow, it was a wonderful lake, a
-beautiful lake, and he would love to bathe in it, but he was sure he
-would be drowned if he did.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-
-OF THE STABAT MATER, SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE
-
-
-When he woke up from his day-dream, he noticed that the carriage was
-on its way back to the palace. They stopped at the Casino first, and
-stepped out to join the players at petits chevaux. Tannhäuser preferred
-to watch the game rather than play himself, and stood behind Venus, who
-slipped into a vacant chair and cast gold pieces upon lucky numbers.
-The first thing that Tannhäuser noticed was the grace and charm, the
-gaiety and beauty of the croupiers. They were quite adorable even
-when they raked in one's little losings. Dressed in black silk, and
-wearing white kid gloves, loose yellow wigs and feathered toques:
-with faces oval and young, bodies lithe and quick, voices silvery
-and affectionate, they made amends for all the hateful arrogance,
-disgusting aplomb, and shameful ugliness of the rest of their kind.
-
-The dear fellow who proclaimed the winner was really quite delightful.
-He took a passionate interest in the horses, and had licked all the
-paint off their petits couillons!
-
-You will ask me, no doubt, "Is that all he did?" I will answer, "Not
-quite," as the merest glance at their petits derrières would prove.
-
-In the afternoon light that came through the great silken-blinded
-windows of the Casino, all the gilded decorations, all the chandeliers,
-the mirrors, the polished floor, the painted ceiling, the horses
-galloping round their green meadow, the fat rouleaux of gold and
-silver, the ivory rakes, the fanned and strange frocked crowd of dandy
-gamesters looked magnificently rich and warm. Tea was being served.
-It was so pretty to see some plushed little lady sipping nervously,
-and keeping her eyes over the cup's edge intently upon the slackening
-horses. The more indifferent left the tables and took their tea in
-parties here and there.
-
-Tannhäuser found a great deal to amuse him at the Casino. Ponchon was
-the manager, and a person of extra-ordinary invention. Never a day but
-he was ready with a new show--a novel attraction. A glance through the
-old Casino programmes would give you a very considerable idea of his
-talent. What countless ballets, comedies, comedy-ballets, concerts,
-masques, charades, proverbs, pantomimes, tableaux-magiques, and
-peep-shows excentriques; what troupes of marionettes, what burlesques!
-
-Ponchon had an astonishing flair for new talent, and many of the
-principal comedians and singers at the Queen's Theatre and Opera House
-had made their first appearance and reputation at the Casino.
-
-This afternoon the pièce de résistance was a performance of Rossini's
-Stabat Mater, an adorable masterpiece. It was given in the beautiful
-Salle des Printemps Parfumés. Ah! what a stunning rendering of the
-delicious demodé pièce de décadence. There is a subtle quality about
-the music, like the unhealthy bloom upon wax fruit, that both orchestra
-and singer contrived to emphasize with consummate delicacy.
-
-The Virgin was sung by Spiridion, that soft incomparable alto. A
-miraculous virgin, too, he made of her. To begin with, he dressed
-the rôle most effectively. His plump legs up to the feminine hips of
-him, were in very white stockings, clocked with a false pink. He wore
-brown kid boots, buttoned to mid-calf, and his whorish thighs had thin
-scarlet garters round them. His jacket was cut like a jockey's, only
-the sleeves ended in manifold frills, and round the neck, and just upon
-the shoulders, there was a black cape. His hair, dyed green, was curled
-into ringlets, such as the smooth Madonnas of Morales are made lovely
-with, and fell over his high egg-shaped creamy forehead, and about his
-ears and cheeks and back.
-
-The alto's face was fearful and wonderful--a dream face. The eyes
-were full and black, with puffy blue rimmed hemispheres beneath them,
-the cheeks, inclining to fatness, powdered and dimpled, the mouth was
-purple and curved painfully, the chin tiny, and exquisitely modelled,
-the expression cruel and womanish. Heavens! how splendid he looked and
-sounded.
-
-An exquisite piece of phrasing was accompanied with some curly gesture
-of the hand, some delightful undulation of the stomach, some nervous
-movement of the thigh, or glorious rising of the bosom.
-
-The performance provoked enthusiasm--thunders of applause. Claude and
-Clair pelted the thing with roses, and carried him off in triumph to
-the tables. His costume was declared ravishing. The men almost pulled
-him to bits, and mouthed at his great quivering bottom! The little
-horses were quite forgotten for the moment.
-
-Sup, the penetrating, burst through his silk fleshings, and thrust
-in bravely up to the hilt, whilst the alto's legs were feasted upon
-by Pudex, Cyril, Anquetin, and some others. Ballice, Corvo, Quadra,
-Senillé, Mellefont, Theodore, Le Vit, and Matta, all of the egoistic
-cult, stood and crouched round, saturating the lovers with warm douches.
-
-Later in the afternoon, Venus and Tannhäuser paid a little visit to
-De La Pine's studio, as the Chevalier was very anxious to have his
-portrait painted. De La Pine's glory as a painter was hugely increased
-by his reputation as a fouteur, for ladies that had pleasant memories
-of him looked with a biassed eye upon his fêtes galantes merveilleuses,
-portraits and folies bergères.
-
-Yes, he was a bawdy creature, and his workshop a regular brothel.
-However, his great talent stood in no need of such meretricious and
-phallic support, and he was every whit as strong and facile with his
-brush as with his tool!
-
-When Venus and the Chevalier entered his studio, he was standing amid a
-group of friends and connoisseurs who were liking his latest picture.
-It was a small canvas, one of his delightful morning pieces. Upon an
-Italian balcony stood a lady in a white frock, reading a letter. She
-wore brown stockings, straw-coloured petticoats, white shoes, and a
-Leghorn hat. Her hair was red and in a chignon. At her feet lay a tiny
-Japanese dog, painted from the Queen's favourite "Fanny," and upon the
-balustrade stood an open empty bird cage. The background was a stretch
-of Gallic country, clusters of trees cresting the ridges of low hills,
-a bit of river, a chateau, and the morning sky.
-
-De La Pine hastened to kiss the moist and scented hand of Venus.
-Tannhäuser bowed profoundly and begged to have some pictures shown him.
-The gracious painter took him round his studio.
-
-Cosmé was one of the party, for De La Pine just then was painting his
-portrait--a portrait, by the way, which promised to be a veritable chef
-d'oeuvre, Cosmé was loved and admired by everybody. To begin with, he
-was pastmaster in his art, that fine, relevant art of coiffing; then
-he was really modest and obliging, and was only seen and heard when he
-was wanted. He was useful; he was decorative in his white apron, black
-mask, and silver suit; he was discreet.
-
-The painter was giving Venus and Tannhäuser a little dinner that
-evening, and he insisted on Cosmé joining them. The barber vowed he
-would be de trop, and required a world of pressing before he would
-accept the invitation. Venus added her voice, and he consented.
-
-Ah I what a delightful little partie carré it turned out. The painter
-was in purple and full dress, all tassels and grand folds. His hair
-magnificently curled, his heavy eye-lids painted, his gestures large
-and romantic, he reminded one a little of Maurel playing Wolfram in the
-second act of the Opera of Wagner.
-
-
-
-
-
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-<div class="figcenter" style="width: 500px;">
-<img src="images/cover.jpg" width="500" alt="" />
-</div>
-
-<h3>THE STORY OF</h3>
-<h1>VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h1>
-
-<p class="center">in which is set forth an exact account of the manner of State held by
-Madam Venus, Goddess and Meretrix, under the famous Hörselberg, and
-containing the Adventures of Tannhäuser in that Place, his Repentance,
-his Journeying to Rome and Return to the Loving Mountain.</p>
-
-<h4>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h4>
-
-<h3>BY</h3>
-
-<h2>AUBREY BEARDSLEY</h2>
-
-
-<h4>Now first printed from the Original Manuscript</h4>
-
-
-<h5>LONDON</h5>
-
-<h5>FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION</h5>
-
-<h5>MCMVII</h5>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<h4>FOREWORD</h4>
-
-
-<p>Only a portion of this work, Beardsley's most ambitious literary
-effort, has hitherto been printed, with the title "Under the Hill". The
-present work is a complete transcript of the whole of the manuscript as
-originally projected by Beardsley. It has been deemed advisable, owing
-to the freedom of several passages, to issue only a limited number of
-copies for the use of those literary students who are also admirers of
-Beardsley's wayward genius.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p style="margin-left: 45%;">
-"La chaleur du brandon Venus."<br />
-<span style="margin-left: 6em;"><i>Le Roman de la Rose</i>, v. 22051.</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em; font-weight: bold">CONTENTS</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption;"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I.</a></span><br /> HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II.</a></span><br /> OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR
-SUPPER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III.</a></span><br /> HOW VENUS SUPPED; AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY
-THE CURIOUS PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV.</a></span><br /> HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V.</a></span><br /> OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI.</a></span><br /> OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND
-TANNHÄUSER.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII.</a></span><br /> HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN
-THE VENUSBERG.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII.</a></span><br /> OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE
-MANIFESTATION THEREOF.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX.</a></span><br /> HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH
-THE PALACE GARDENS.</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em;">
-<span class="caption"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X.</a></span><br /> OF THE 'STABAT MATER' SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h3>THE STORY OF</h3>
-
-<h3>VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h3>
-
-<h4>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h4>
-
-
-
-<p class="center">
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">TO</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 1.75em;">GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLI</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">CARDINAL OF THE HOLY ROMAN CHURCH</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">TITULAR BISHOP OF S. MARIA IN TRASTAVERE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">ARCHBISHOP OF OSTIA AND VELLETRI</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">NUNCIO TO THE HOLY SEE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">IN</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">NICARAGUA AND PATAGONIA</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A FATHER TO THE POOR</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A REFORMER OF ECCLESIASTICAL DISCIPLINE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A PATTERN OF LEARNING</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">WISDOM AND HOLINESS OF LIFE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">THIS BOOK IS DEDICATED WITH DUE REVERENCE</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">BY HIS HUMBLE SERVITOR</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">A SCRIVENER AND LIMNER OF WORLDLY THINGS</span><br />
-<span style="font-size: 0.8em;">WHO MADE THIS BOOK</span><br />
-<br />
-<span style="font-size: 1.75em;">AUBREY BEARDSLEY</span><br />
-</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5>TO</h5>
-
-<h5>THE MOST EMINENT AND REVEREND PRINCE</h5>
-
-<h3>GIULIO POLDO PEZZOLO</h3>
-
-<p class="p2" style="font-size: 1.2em;"><i>Most Eminent Prince</i>,</p>
-
-<p>I know not by what mischance the writing of epistles dedicatory has
-fallen into disuse, whether through the vanity of authors or the
-humility of patrons. But the practice seems to me so very beautiful
-and becoming that I have ventured to make an essay in the modest art,
-and lay with formalities my first book at your feet. I have, it must
-be confessed, many fears lest I shall be arraigned of presumption in
-choosing so exalted a name as your own to place at the beginning of
-these histories; but I hope that such a censure will not be too lightly
-passed upon me, for, if I am guilty, 'tis but of a most natural pride
-that the accidents of my life should allow me to sail the little
-pinnace of my wit under your protection.</p>
-
-<p>But though I can clear myself of such a charge, I am still minded to
-use the tongue of apology, for with what face can I offer you a book
-treating of so vein and fantastical a thing as Love? I know that in
-the judgment of many the amorous passion is accounted a shameful thing
-and ridiculous; indeed, it must be confessed that more blushes have
-risen for Love's sake than for any other cause, and that lovers are an
-eternal laughing-stock. Still, as the book will be found to contain
-matter of deeper import than mere venery, inasmuch as it treats of the
-great contrition of its chiefest character, and of canonical things in
-its chapters, I am not without hopes that your Eminence will pardon my
-writing of the Hill of Venus, for which exposition let my youth excuse
-me.</p>
-
-<p>Then I must crave your forgiveness for addressing you in a language
-other than the Roman, but my small freedom in Latinity forbids me to
-wander beyond the idiom of my vernacular. I would not for the world
-that your delicate Southern ear should be offended by a barbarous
-assault of rude and Gothic words; but methinks no language is rude that
-can boast polite writers, and not a few have flourished in this country
-in times past, bringing our common speech to very great perfection.
-In the present age, alas! our pens are ravished by unlettered authors
-and unmannered critics, that make a havoc rather than a building, a
-wilderness rather than a garden. But, alack I what boots it to drop
-tears upon the preterit?</p>
-
-<p>'Tis not of our own shortcomings, though, but of your own great merits
-that I should speak, else I should be forgetful of the duties I have
-drawn upon myself in electing to address you in a dedication. 'Tis of
-your noble virtues (though all the world know of 'em), your taste and
-wit, your care for letters, and very real regard for the arts, that I
-must be the proclaimer.</p>
-
-<p>Though it be true that all men have sufficient wit to pass a judgment
-on this or that, and not a few sufficient impudence to print the same
-(these last being commonly accounted critics), I have ever held that
-the critical faculty is more rare than the inventive. 'Tis a faculty
-your Eminence possesses in so great a degree that your praise or blame
-is something oracular, your utterance infallible as great genius or as
-a beautiful woman. Your mind, I know, rejoicing in fine distinctions
-and subtle procedures of thought, beautifully discursive rather than
-hastily conclusive, has found in criticism its happiest exercise. 'Tis
-pity that so perfect a Mecænas should have no Horace to befriend, no
-Georgies to accept; for the offices and function of patron or critic
-must of necessity be lessened in an age of little men and little work.
-In times past 'twas nothing derogatory for great princes and men of
-State to extend their loves and favour to poets, for thereby they
-received as much honour as they conferred. Did not Prince Festus with
-pride take the master-work of Julian into his protection, and was not
-the Æneis a pretty thing to offer Caesar?</p>
-
-<p>Learning without appreciation is a thing of nought, but I know not
-which is greatest in you, your love of the arts or your knowledge of
-'em. What wonder, then, that I am studious to please you, and desirous
-of your protection? How deeply thankful I am for your past affections,
-you know well, your great kindness and liberality having far outgone my
-slight merits fend small accomplishment that seemed scarce to warrant
-any favour. Alas! 'tis a slight offering I make you now, but, if
-after glancing into its pages (say of an evening upon your terrace),
-you should deem it worthy of the most remote place in your princely
-library, the knowledge that it rested there would be reward sufficient
-for my labours, and a crowning happiness to my pleasure in the writing
-of this slender book.</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 15%;">The humble and obedient servant of your Eminence,</p>
-
-<p style="font-size: 0.8em; margin-left: 70%;">AUBREY BEARDSLEY.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h3><a name="THE_STORY_OF_VENUS_AND_TANNHAUSER" id="THE_STORY_OF_VENUS_AND_TANNHAUSER">THE STORY OF VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</a></h3>
-
-<h5>A ROMANTIC NOVEL</h5>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I">CHAPTER I</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW THE CHEVALIER TANNHÄUSER ENTERED INTO THE HILL OF VENUS</h5>
-
-
-<p>The Chevalier Tannhäuser, having lighted off his horse, stood
-doubtfully for a moment beneath the ombre gateway of the Venusberg,
-troubled with an exquisite fear lest a day's travel should have too
-cruelly undone the laboured niceness of his dress. His hand, slim and
-gracious as La Marquise du Deffand's in the drawing by Carmontelle,
-played nervously about the gold hair that fell upon his shoulders like
-a finely curled peruke, and from point to point of a precise toilet,
-the fingers wandered, quelling the little mutinies of cravat and ruffle.</p>
-
-<p>It was taper-time; when the tired earth puts on its cloak of mists and
-shadows, when the enchanted woods are stirred with light footfalls and
-slender voices of the fairies, when all the air is full of delicate
-influences, and even the beaux, seated at their dressing-tables, dream
-a little.</p>
-
-<p>A delicious moment, thought Tannhäuser, to slip into exile.</p>
-
-<p>The place where he stood waved drowsily with strange flowers, heavy
-with perfume, dripping with odours. Gloomy and nameless weeds not to
-be found in Mentzelius. Huge moths so richly winged they must have
-banqueted upon tapestries and royal stuffs, slept on the pillars that
-flanked either side of the gateway, and the eyes of all the moths
-remained open, and were burning and bursting with a mesh of veins.
-The pillars were fashioned in some pale stone, and rose up like hymns
-in the praise of Venus, for, from cap to base, each one was carved
-with loving sculptures, showing such a cunning invention and such a
-curious knowledge that Tannhäuser lingered not a little in reviewing
-them. They surpassed all that Japan has ever pictured from her maisons
-vertes, all that was ever painted on the pretty bathrooms of Cardinal
-La Motte, and even outdid the astonishing illustrations to Jones'
-"<i>Nursery Numbers</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"A pretty portal," murmured the Chevalier, correcting his sash.</p>
-
-<p>As he spake, a faint sound of singing was breathed out from the
-mountain, faint music as strange and distant as sea-legends that are
-heard in shells.</p>
-
-<p>"The Vespers of Venus, I take it," said Tannhäuser and struck a few
-chords of accompaniment ever so lightly upon his little lute. Softly
-across the spell-bound threshold the song floated and wreathed itself
-about the subtle columns till the moths were touched with passion, and
-moved quaintly in their sleep. One of them was awakened by the intenser
-notes of the Chevalier's lute-strings, and fluttered into his cave.
-Tannhäuser felt it was his cue for entry.</p>
-
-<p>"Adieu," he exclaimed, with an inclusive gesture, and "Good-bye,
-Madonna," as the cold circle of the moon began to show, beautiful and
-full of enchantments. There was a shadow of sentiment in his voice as
-he spake the words.</p>
-
-<p>"Would to heaven," he sighed, "I might receive the assurance of a
-looking-glass before I make my début! However, as she is a goddess, I
-doubt not her eyes are a little sated with perfection, and may not be
-displeased to see it crowned with a tiny fault."</p>
-
-<p>A wild rose had caught upon the trimmings of his muff, and in the first
-flush of displeasure he would have struck it brusquely away, and most
-severely punished the offending flower. But the ruffled mood lasted
-only a moment, for there was something so deliciously incongruous in
-the hardy petal's invasion of so delicate a thing, that Tannhäuser
-withheld the finger of resentment, and vowed that the wild rose should
-stay where it had clung&mdash;a passport, as it were, from the upper to the
-underworld.</p>
-
-<p>"The very excess and violence of the fault," he said, "will be its
-excuse;" and, undoing a tangle in the tassel of his stick, stepped into
-the shadowy corridor that ran into the bosom of the wan hill, stepped
-with the admirable aplomb and unwrinkled suavity of Don John.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II">CHAPTER II</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE MANNER IN WHICH VENUS WAS COIFFED AND PREPARED FOR SUPPER</h5>
-
-
-<p>Before a toilet that shone like the altar of Nôtre Dame des Victoires,
-Venus was seated in a little dressing-gown of black and heliotrope.
-The coiffeur Cosmé was caring for her scented chevelure, and with tiny
-silver tongs, warm from the caresses of the flame, made delicious
-intelligent curls that fell as lightly as a breath about her forehead
-and over her eyebrows, and clustered like tendrils about her neck. Her
-three favourite girls, Pappelarde, Blanchemains, and Loreyne, waited
-immediately upon her with perfume and powder in delicate flagons and
-frail cassolettes, and held in porcelain jars the ravishing paints
-prepared by Chateline for those cheeks and lips that had grown a little
-pale with anguish of exile. Her three favourite boys, Claude, Claire,
-and Sarrasine, stood amorously about with salver, fan and napkin.
-Millamant held a slight tray of slippers, Minette some tender gloves,
-La Popelinière, mistress of the robes, was ready with a frock of yellow
-and yellow. La Zambinella bore the jewels, Florizel some flowers,
-Amadour a box of various pins, and Vadius a box of sweets. Her doves,
-ever in attendance, walked about the room that was panelled with the
-gallant paintings of Jean Baptiste Dorat, and some dwarfs and doubtful
-creatures sat here and there, lolling out their tongues, pinching each
-other, and behaving oddly enough. Sometimes Venus gave them little
-smiles.</p>
-
-<p>As the toilet was in progress, Priapusa, the fat manicure and fardeuse,
-strode in and seated herself by the side of the dressing-table,
-greeting Venus with an intimate nod. She wore a gown of white watered
-silk with gold lace trimmings, and a velvet necklet of false vermilion.
-Her hair hung in bandeaux over her ears, passing into a huge chignon
-at the back of her head, and the hat, wide-brimmed and hung with a
-vallance of pink muslin, was floral with red roses.</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa's voice was full of salacious unction; she had terrible little
-gestures with the hands, strange movements with the shoulders, a short
-respiration that made surprising wrinkles in her bodice, a corrupt
-skin, large horny eyes, a parrot's nose, a small loose mouth, great
-flaccid cheeks, and chin after chin. She was a wise person, and Venus
-loved her more than any of her other servants, and had a hundred pet
-names for her, such as, Dear Toad, Pretty Pol, Cock-robin, Dearest Lip,
-Touchstone, Little Cough-drop, Bijou, Buttons, Dear Heart, Dick-dock,
-Mrs Manly, Little Nipper, Cochon-de-lait, Naughty-naughty, Blessèd
-Thing, and Trump.</p>
-
-<p>The talk that passed between Priapusa and her mistress was of that
-excellent kind that passes between old friends, a perfect understanding
-giving to scraps of phrases their full meaning, and to the merest
-reference, a point. Naturally Tannhäuser, the new comer, was discussed
-a little. Venus had not seen him yet, and asked a score of questions on
-his account that were delightfully to the point.</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa told the story of his sudden arrival, his curious wandering in
-the gardens, and calm satisfaction with all he saw there, his impromptu
-affection for a slender girl upon the first terrace, of the crowd of
-frocks that gathered round and pelted him with roses, of the graceful
-way he defended himself with his mask, and of the queer reverence he
-made to the statue of the God of all gardens, kissing that deity with
-a pilgrim's devotion. Just now Tannhäuser was at the baths, and was
-creating a most favourable impression.</p>
-
-<p>The report and the coiffing were completed at the same moment.</p>
-
-<p>"Cosmé," said Venus, "you have been quite sweet and quite brilliant,
-you have surpassed yourself to-night." "Madam flatters me," replied the
-antique old thing, with a girlish giggle under his black satin mask.
-"Gad, Madam; sometimes I believe I have no talent in the world, but
-to-night I must confess to a touch of the vain mood." It would pain me
-horribly to tell you about the painting of her face; suffice it that
-the sorrowful work was accomplished frankly, magnificently, and without
-a shadow of deception.</p>
-
-<p>Venus slipped away the dressing-gown, and rose before the mirror in
-a flutter of frilled things. She was adorably tall and slender. Her
-neck and shoulders were so wonderfully drawn, and the little malicious
-breasts were full of the irritation of loveliness that can never be
-entirely comprehended, or ever enjoyed to the utmost. Her arms and
-hands were loosely but delicately articulated, and her legs were
-divinely long. From the hip to the knee, twenty-two inches; from the
-knee to the heel, twenty-two inches, as befitted a Goddess.</p>
-
-<p>I should like to speak more particularly about her, for generalities
-are not of the slightest service in a description. But I am afraid that
-an enforced silence here and there would leave such numerous gaps in
-the picture that it had better not be begun at all than left unfinished.</p>
-
-<p>Those who have only seen Venus in the Vatican, in the Louvre, in
-the Uffizi, or in the British Museum, can have no idea of how very
-beautiful and sweet she looked. Not at all like the lady in "Lemprière."</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa grew quite lyric over the dear little person, and pecked at
-her arms with kisses.</p>
-
-<p>"Dear Tongue, you must really behave yourself," said Venus, and called
-Millamant to bring her the slippers.</p>
-
-<p>The tray was freighted with the most exquisite and shapely pantoufles,
-sufficient to make Cluny a place of naught. There were shoes of grey
-and black and brown suède, of white silk and rose satin, and velvet and
-sarcenet; there were some of sea-green sewn with cherry blossoms, some
-of red with willow branches, and some of grey with bright-winged birds.
-There were heels of silver, of ivory, and of gilt; there were buckles
-of very precious stones set in most strange and esoteric devices;
-there were ribands tied and twisted into cunning forms; there were
-buttons so beautiful that the button-holes might have no pleasure till
-they closed upon them; there were soles of delicate leathers scented
-with maréchale, and linings of soft stuffs scented with the juice of
-July flowers. But Venus, finding none of them to her mind, called for
-a discarded pair of blood-red maroquin, diapered with pearls. These
-looked very distinguished over her white silk stockings.</p>
-
-<p>As the tray was being carried away, the capricious Florizel snatched as
-usual a slipper from it, and fitted the foot over his penis, and made
-the necessary movements. That was Florizel's little caprice. Meantime,
-La Popelinière stepped forward with the frock.</p>
-
-<p>"I shan't wear one to-night," said Venus. Then she slipped on her
-gloves.</p>
-
-<p>When the toilet was at an end all her doves clustered round her feet,
-loving to frôler her ankles with their plumes, and the dwarfs clapped
-their hands, and put their fingers between their lips and whistled.
-Never before had Venus been so radiant and compelling. Spiridion, in
-the corner, looked up from his game of Spellicans and trembled. Claude
-and Clair, pale with pleasure, stroked and touched her with their
-delicate hands, and wrinkled her stockings with their nervous lips, and
-smoothed them with their thin fingers; and Sarrasine undid her garters
-and kissed them inside and put them on again, pressing her thighs with
-his mouth. The dwarfs grew very daring, I can tell you. There was
-almost a mêlée. They illustrated pages 72 and 73 of Delvau's Dictionary.</p>
-
-<p>In the middle of it all, Pranzmungel announced that supper was ready
-upon the fifth terrace. "Ah!" cried Venus, "I'm famished!"</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III">CHAPTER III</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW VENUS SUPPED AND THEREAFTER WAS MIGHTILY AMUSED BY THE CURIOUS
-PRANKS OF HER ENTOURAGE</h5>
-
-
-<p>She was quite delighted with Tannhäuser, and, of course, he sat next
-her at supper.</p>
-
-<p>The terrace, made beautiful with a thousand vain and fantastical
-devices, and set with a hundred tables and four hundred couches,
-presented a truly splendid appearance. In the middle was a huge bronze
-fountain with three basins. From the first rose a many-breasted dragon,
-and four little Loves mounted upon swans, and each Love was furnished
-with a bow and arrow. Two of them that faced the monster seemed to
-recoil in fear, two that were behind made bold enough to aim their
-shafts at him. From the verge of the second sprang a circle of slim
-golden columns that supported silver doves, with tails and wings spread
-out. The third, held by a group of grotesquely attenuated satyrs, was
-centred with a thin pipe hung with masks and roses, and capped with
-children's heads.</p>
-
-<p>From the mouths of the dragon and the Loves, from the swans' eyes, from
-the breasts of the doves, from the satyrs' horns and lips, from the
-masks at many points, and from the childrens' curls, the water played
-profusely, cutting strange arabesques and subtle figures.</p>
-
-<p>The terrace was lit entirely by candles. There were four thousand of
-them, not numbering those upon the tables. The candlesticks were of
-a countless variety, and smiled with moulded cochônneries. Some were
-twenty feet high, and bore single candles that flared like fragrant
-torches over the feast, and guttered till the wax stood round the
-tops in tall lances. Some, hung with dainty petticoats of shining
-lustres, had a whole bevy of tapers upon them, devised in circles, in
-pyramids, in squares, in cuneiforms, in single lines regimentally and
-in crescents.</p>
-
-<p>Then on quaint pedestals and Terminal Gods and gracious pilasters of
-every sort, were shell-like vases of excessive fruits and flowers that
-hung about and burst over the edges and could never be restrained. The
-orange-trees and myrtles, looped with vermilion sashes, stood in frail
-porcelain pots, and the rose-trees were wound and twisted with superb
-invention over trellis and standard. Upon one side of the terrace, a
-long gilded stage for the comedians was curtained off with Pagonian
-tapestries, and in front of it the music-stands were placed. The tables
-arranged between the fountain and the flight of steps to the sixth
-terrace were all circular, covered with white damask, and strewn with
-irises, roses, kingcups, colombines, daffodils, carnations and lilies;
-and the couches, high with soft cushions and spread with more stuffs
-than could be named, had fans thrown upon them, and little amorous
-surprise packets.</p>
-
-<p>Beyond the escalier stretched the gardens, which were designed so
-elaborately and with so much splendour that the architect of the Fêtes
-d'Armailhacq could have found in them no matter for cavil, and the
-still lakes strewn with profuse barges full of gay flowers and wax
-marionettes, the alleys of tall trees, the arcades and cascades, the
-pavilions, the grottoes, and the garden-gods&mdash;all took a strange tinge
-of revelry from the glare of the light that fell upon them from the
-feast.</p>
-
-<p>The frockless Venus and Tannhäuser, with Priapusa and Claude and Clair,
-and Farcy, the chief comedian, sat at the same table. Tannhäuser,
-who had doffed his travelling suit, wore long black silk stockings,
-a pair of pretty garters, a very elegant ruffled shirt, slippers
-and a wonderful dressing-gown. Claude and Clair wore nothing at
-all, delicious privilege of immaturity, and Farcy was in ordinary
-evening clothes. As for the rest of the company, it boasted some very
-noticeable dresses, and whole tables of quite delightful coiffures.
-There were spotted veils that seemed to stain the skin with some
-exquisite and august disease, fans with eye-slits in them through which
-their bearers peeped and peered; fans painted with postures and covered
-with the sonnets of Sporion and the short stories of Scaramouche, and
-fans of big living moths stuck upon mounts of silver sticks. There were
-masks of green velvet that make the face look trebly powdered; masks
-of the heads of birds, of apes, of serpents, of dolphins, of men and
-women, of little embryons and of cats; masks like the faces of gods;
-masks of coloured glass, and masks of thin talc and of india-rubber.
-There were wigs of black and scarlet wools, of peacocks' feathers, of
-gold and silver threads, of swansdown, of the tendrils of the vine,
-and of human hairs; huge collars of stiff muslin rising high above
-the head; whole dresses of ostrich feathers curling inwards; tunics
-of panthers' skins that looked beautiful over pink tights; capotes of
-crimson satin trimmed with the wings of owls; sleeves cut into the
-shapes of apocryphal animals; drawers flounced down to the ankles, and
-flecked with tiny, red roses; stockings clocked with fêtes galantes,
-and curious designs, and petticoats cut like artificial flowers. Some
-of the women had put on delightful little moustaches dyed in purples
-and bright greens, twisted and waxed with absolute skill; and some wore
-great white beards after the manner of Saint Wilgeforte. Then Dorat had
-painted extraordinary grotesques and vignettes over their bodies, here
-and there. Upon a cheek, an old man scratching his horned head; upon a
-forehead, an old woman teased by an impudent amor; upon a shoulder, an
-amorous singerie; round a breast, a circlet of satyrs; about a wrist, a
-wreath of pale, unconscious babes; upon an elbow, a bouquet of spring
-flowers; across a back, some surprising scenes of adventure; at the
-corners of a mouth, tiny red spots; and upon a neck, a flight of birds,
-a caged parrot, a branch of fruit, a butterfly, a spider, a drunken
-dwarf, or, simply, some initials. But most wonderful of all were the
-black silhouettes painted upon the legs, and which showed through a
-white silk stocking like a sumptuous bruise.</p>
-
-<p>The supper provided by the ingenious Rambouillet was quite beyond
-parallel. Never had he created a more exquisite menu. The <i>consommé
-impromptu</i> alone would have been sufficient to establish the immortal
-reputation of any chef. What, then, can I say of the <i>Dorade bouillie
-sauce maréchale</i>, the <i>ragoût aux langues de carpes</i>, the <i>ramereaux
-à la charnière</i>, the <i>ciboulette de gibier à l'espagnole</i>, the <i>paté
-de cuisses d'oie aux pois de Monsalvie</i>, the <i>queues d'agneau au clair
-de lune</i>, the <i>artichauts à la Grecque</i>, the <i>charlotte de pommes à
-la Lucy Waters</i>, the <i>bombes à la marée</i>, and the <i>glaces aux rayons
-d'or</i>? A veritable tour de cuisine that surpassed even the famous
-little suppers given by the Marquis de Réchale at Passy, and which the
-Abbé Mirliton pronounced "impeccable, and too good to be eaten."</p>
-
-<p>Ah! Pierre Antoine Berquin de Rambouillet; you are worthy of your
-divine mistress!</p>
-
-<p>Mere hunger quickly gave place to those finer instincts of the pure
-gourmet, and the strange wines, cooled in buckets of snow, unloosed
-all the décolleté spirits of astonishing conversation and atrocious
-laughter.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV">CHAPTER IV</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW THE COURT OF VENUS BEHAVED STRANGELY AT HER SUPPER</h5>
-
-
-<p>At first there was the fun with the surprise packets that contained
-myriads of amusing things, then a general criticism of the decorations,
-everyone finding a delightful meaning in the fall of festoon, turn of
-twig, and twist of branch. Pulex, as usual, bore the palm for insight
-and invention, and to-night he was more brilliant than ever. He leant
-across the table and explained to the young page, Macfils de Martaga,
-what thing was intended by a certain arrangement of roses. The young
-page smiled and hummed the refrain of "La petite balette." Sporion,
-too, had delicate perceptions, and was vastly entertained by the
-disposition of the candelabra.</p>
-
-<p>As the courses advanced, the conversation grew bustling and more
-personal. Pulex and Cyril and Marisca and Cathelin opened a fire of
-raillery. The infidelities of Cerise, the difficulties of Brancas,
-Sarmean's caprices that morning in the lily garden, Thorilliere's
-declining strength, Astarte's affection for Roseola, Felix's impossible
-member, Cathelin's passion for Sulpilia's poodle, Sola's passion
-for herself, the nasty bite that Marisca gave Chloe, the épilatiere
-of Pulex, Cyril's diseases, Butor's illness, Maryx's tiny cemetery,
-Lesbia's profound fourth letter, and a thousand amatory follies of the
-day were discussed.</p>
-
-<p>From harsh and shrill and clamant, the voices grew blurred and
-inarticulate. Bad sentences were helped out by worse gestures, and at
-one table, Scabius could only express himself with his napkin, after
-the manner of Sir Jolly Jumble in the "Soldier's Fortune" of Otway.
-Basalissa and Lysistrata tried to pronounce each other's names, and
-became very affectionate in the attempt, and Tala, the tragedian, robed
-in ample purple, and wearing plume and buskin, rose to his feet, and
-with swaying gestures began to recite one of his favourite parts. He
-got no further than the first line, but repeated it again and again,
-with fresh accents and intonations each time, and was only silenced by
-the approach of the asparagus that was being served by satyrs costumed
-in white muslin.</p>
-
-<p>Clitor and Sodon had a violent struggle over the beautiful Pella, and
-nearly upset a chandelier. Sophie became very intimate with an empty
-champagne bottle, swore it had made her enciente, and ended by having
-a mock accouchment on the top of the table; and Belamour pretended to
-be a dog, and pranced from couch to couch on all fours, biting and
-barking and licking. Mellefont crept about dropping love philtres into
-glasses. Juventus and Ruella stripped and put on each other's things,
-Spelto offered a prize for whoever should come first, and Spelto won
-it! Tannhäuser, just a little grisé, lay down on the cushions and let
-Julia do whatever she liked.</p>
-
-<p>I wish I could be allowed to tell you what occurred round table 15,
-just at this moment. It would amuse you very much, and would give you
-a capital idea of the habits of Venus' retinue. Indeed, for deplorable
-reasons, by far the greater part of what was said and done at this
-supper must remain unrecorded and even unsuggested.</p>
-
-<p>Venus allowed most of the dishes to pass untasted, she was so
-engaged with the beauty of Tannhäuser. She laid her head many times
-on his robe, kissing him passionately; and his skin, at once firm
-and yielding, seemed to those exquisite little teeth of hers, the
-most incomparable pasture. Her upper lip curled and trembled with
-excitement, showing the gums. Tannhäuser, on his side, was no less
-devoted. He adored her all over and all the things she had on, and
-buried his face in the folds and flounces of her linen, and ravished
-away a score of frills in his excess. He found her exasperating, and
-crushed her in his arms, and slaked his parched lips at her mouth. He
-caressed her eyelids softly with his finger tips, and pushed aside the
-curls from her forehead, and did a thousand gracious things, tuning
-her body as a violinist tunes his instrument before he plays upon it.
-Priapusa snorted like an old war horse at the sniff of powder, and
-tickled Tannhäuser and Venus by turns, and slipped her tongue down
-their throats, and refused to be quiet at all until she had had a
-mouthful of the Chevalier. Claude, seizing his chance, dived under
-the table and came up the other side just under the queen's couch,
-and before she could say "One!" he was taking his coffee "aux deux
-colonnes." Clair was furious at his friend's success, and sulked for
-the rest of the evening.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V">CHAPTER V</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE BALLET DANCED BY THE SERVANTS OF VENUS</h5>
-
-
-<p>After the fruits and fresh wines had been brought in by a troop of
-woodland creatures, decked with green leaves and all sorts of Spring
-flowers, the candles in the orchestra were lit, and in another moment
-the musicians bustled into their places. The wonderful Titurel de
-Schentefleur was the chef d'orchestre, and the most insidious of
-conductors. His baton dived into a phrase and brought out the most
-magical and magnificent things, and seemed rather to play every
-instrument than to lead it. He could add a grace even to Scarlatti
-and a wonder to Beethoven. A delicate, thin, little man with thick
-lips and a nez retroussé, with long black hair and curled moustache,
-in the manner of Molière. What were his amatory tastes, no one in the
-Venusberg could tell. He generally passed for a virgin, and Cathos had
-nicknamed him "The Solitaire."</p>
-
-<p>To-night he appeared in a court suit of white silk, brilliant with
-decorations. His hair was curled into resplendent ringlets that
-trembled like springs at the merest gesture of his arm, and in his ears
-swung the diamonds given him by Venus.</p>
-
-<p>The orchestra was, as usual, in its uniform of red vest and breeches
-trimmed with gold lace, white stockings and red shoes. Titurel had
-written a ballet for the evening's divertissement, founded upon De
-Bergerac's comedy of "Les Bacchanales de Fanfreluche," in which the
-action and dances were designed by him as well as the music.</p>
-
-
-<h5>I</h5>
-
-<p>The curtain rose upon a scene of rare beauty, a remote Arcadian valley,
-and watered with a dear river as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth
-of this scrap of Tempe. It was early morning, and the re-arisen sun,
-like the prince in the "Sleeping Beauty," woke all the earth with
-his lips. In that golden embrace the night dews were caught up and
-made splendid, the trees were awakened from their obscure dreams, the
-slumber of the birds was broken, and all the flowers of the valley
-rejoiced, forgetting their fear of the darkness.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, to the music of pipe and horn, a troop of satyrs stepped out
-from the recesses of the woods, bearing in their hands nuts and green
-boughs and flowers and roots and whatsoever the forest yielded, to heap
-upon the altar of the mysterious Pan that stood in the middle of the
-stage; and from the hills came down the shepherds and shepherdesses,
-leading their flocks and carrying garlands upon their crooks. Then a
-rustic priest, white-robed and venerable, came slowly across the valley
-followed by a choir of radiant children.</p>
-
-<p>The scene was admirably stage-managed, and nothing could have been more
-varied yet harmonious than this Arcadian group. The service was quaint
-and simple, but with sufficient ritual to give the corps-de-ballet an
-opportunity of showing its dainty skill. The dancing of the satyrs was
-received with huge favour, and when the priest raised his hand in final
-blessing, the whole troop of worshippers made such an intricate and
-elegant exit that it was generally agreed that Titurel had never before
-shown so fine an invention.</p>
-
-<p>Scarcely had the stage been empty for a moment, when Sporion entered,
-followed by a brilliant rout of dandies and smart women. Sporion was a
-tall, slim, depraved young man with a slight stoop, a troubled walk, an
-oval impassable face, with its olive skin drawn tightly over the bone,
-strong scarlet lips, long Japanese eyes, and a great gilt toupet. Round
-his shoulders hung a high-collared satin cape of salmon pink, with long
-black ribands untied and floating about his body. His coat of sea-green
-spotted muslin was caught in at the waist by a scarlet sash with
-scalloped edges, and frilled out over the hips for about six inches.
-His trousers, loose and wrinkled, reached to the end of the calf, and
-were brocaded down the sides, and ruched magnificently at the ankles.
-The stockings were of white kid, with stalls for the toes, and had
-delicate red sandals strapped over them. But his little hands, peeping
-out from their frills, seemed quite the most insinuating things, such
-supple fingers tapering to the point, with tiny nails stained pink,
-such unquenchable palms, lined and mounted like Lord Fanny's in "Love
-at all Hazards," and such blue-veined, hairless backs! In his left hand
-he carried a small lace handkerchief broidered with a coronet.</p>
-
-<p>As for his friends and followers they made the most superb and insolent
-crowd imaginable, but to catalogue the clothes they had on would
-require a chapter as long as the famous tenth in Pénillière's history
-of underlinen. On the whole they looked a very distinguished chorus.</p>
-
-<p>Sporion stepped forward and explained with swift and various gesture
-that he and his friends were tired of the amusements, wearied with the
-poor pleasures offered by the civil world, and had invaded the Arcadian
-valley hoping to experience a new frisson in the destruction of some
-shepherd's or some satyr's naïveté, and the infusion of their venom
-among the dwellers of the woods.</p>
-
-<p>The chorus assented with languid but expressive movements.</p>
-
-<p>Curious, and not a little frightened, at the arrival of the worldly
-company, the sylvans began to peep nervously at those subtle souls
-through the branches of the trees, and one or two fauns and a shepherd
-or so crept out warily. Sporion and all the ladies and gentlemen made
-enticing sounds and invited the rustic creatures with all the grace in
-the world to come and join them. By little batches they came, lured by
-the strange looks, by the scents and the doings, and by the brilliant
-clothes, and some ventured quite near, timorously fingering the
-delicious textures of the stuffs. Then Sporion and each of his friends
-took a satyr or a shepherd or something by the hand, and made the
-preliminary steps of a courtly measure, for which the most admirable
-combinations had been invented, and the most charming music written.</p>
-
-<p>The pastoral folk were entirely bewildered when they saw such
-restrained and graceful movements, and made the most grotesque and
-futile efforts to imitate them.</p>
-
-<p>Dio mio, a pretty sight! A charming effect too was obtained by the
-intermixture of stockinged calf and hairy leg, of rich brocaded bodice
-and plain blouse, of tortured head-dress and loose untutored locks.</p>
-
-<p>When the dance was ended, the servants of Sporion brought on champagne,
-and, with many pirouettes, poured it magnificently into slender
-glasses, and tripped about plying those Arcadian mouths that had never
-before tasted such a royal drink.</p>
-
-<hr />
-
-<p>Then the curtain fell with a pudic rapidity.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="r5" />
-<h5>II</h5>
-
-<p>'Twas not long before the invaders began to enjoy the first fruits
-of their expedition, plucking them in the most seductive manner with
-their smooth fingers, and feasting lip and tongue and tooth, whilst
-the shepherds and satyrs and shepherdesses fairly gasped under the
-new joys, for the pleasure they experienced was almost too keen and
-too profound for their simple and untilled natures. Fanfreluche and
-the rest of the rips and ladies tingled with excitement and frolicked
-like young lambs in a fresh meadow. Again and again the wine was
-danced round, and the valley grew as busy as a market day. Attracted
-by the noise and merrymaking, all those sweet infants I told you of,
-skipped suddenly on to the stage, and began clapping their hands and
-laughing immoderately at the passion and the disorder and commotion,
-and mimicking the nervous staccato movements they saw in their pretty
-childish way.</p>
-
-<p>In a flash, Fanfreluche disentangled himself and sprang to his feet,
-gesticulating as if he would say, "Ah, the little dears!" "Ah, the
-rorty little things!" "Ah, the little ducks!" for he was so fond of
-children. Scarcely had he caught one by the thigh than a quick rush was
-made by everybody for the succulent limbs; and how they tousled them
-and mousled them! The children cried out, I can tell you. Of course
-there were not enough for everybody, so some had to share, and some had
-simply to go on with what they were doing before.</p>
-
-<p>I must not, by the way, forget to mention the independent attitude
-taken by six or seven of the party, who sat and stood about with
-half-closed eyes, inflated nostrils, clenched teeth, and painful,
-parted lips, behaving like the Duc de Broglio when he watched the
-amours of the Regent d'Orléans.</p>
-
-<p>Now as Fanfreluche and his friends began to grow tired and exhausted
-with the new debauch, they cared no longer to take the initiative,
-but, relaxing every muscle, abandoned themselves to passive joys,
-yielding utterly to the ardent embraces of the intoxicated satyrs, who
-waxed fast and furious, and seemed as if they would never come to the
-end of their strength. Full of the new tricks they had learnt that
-morning, they played them passionately and roughly, making havoc of
-the cultured flesh, and tearing the splendid frocks and dresses into
-ribands. Duchesses and Maréchales, Marquises and Princesses, Dukes
-and Marshalls, Marquesses and Princes, were ravished and stretched
-and rumpled and crushed beneath the interminable vigour and hairy
-breasts of the inflamed woodlanders. They bit at the white thighs and
-nozzled wildly in the crevices. They sat astride the women's chests
-and consummated frantically with their bosoms; they caught their prey
-by the hips and held it over their heads, irrumating with prodigious
-gusto. It was the triumph of the valley.</p>
-
-<p>High up in the heavens the sun had mounted and filled all the air
-with generous warmth, whilst shadows grew shorter and sharper. Little
-light-winged papillons flitted across the stage, the bees made music
-on their flowery way, the birds were very gay and kept up a jargoning
-and refraining, the lambs were bleating upon the hill side, and the
-orchestra kept playing, playing the uncanny tunes of Titurel.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI">CHAPTER VI</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE AMOROUS ENCOUNTER WHICH TOOK PLACE BETWEEN VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER</h5>
-
-
-<p>Venus and Tannhäuser had retired to the exquisite little boudoir or
-pavilion Le Con had designed for the queen on the first terrace, and
-which commanded the most delicious view of the parks and gardens. It
-was a sweet little place, all silk curtains and soft cushions. There
-were eight sides to it, bright with mirrors and candelabra, and rich
-with pictured panels, and the ceiling, dome shaped and some thirty feet
-above the head, shone obscurely with gilt mouldings through the warm
-haze of candle light below. Tiny wax statuettes dressed theatrically
-and smiling with plump cheeks, quaint magots that looked as cruel as
-foreign gods, gilded monticules, pale celadon vases, clocks that said
-nothing, ivory boxes full of secrets, china figures playing whole
-scenes of plays, and a world of strange preciousness crowded the
-curious cabinets that stood against the walls. On one side of the room
-there were six perfect little card tables, with quite the daintiest and
-most elegant chairs set primly round them; so, after all, there may be
-some truth in that line of Mr Theodore Watts,&mdash;</p>
-
-<p style="margin-left: 15%;">
-"I played at piquet with the Queen of Love."<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Nothing in the pavilion was more beautiful than the folding screens
-painted by De La Pine, with Claudian landscapes&mdash;the sort of things
-that fairly make one melt, things one can lie and look at for hours
-together, and forget the country can ever be dull and tiresome. There
-were four of them, delicate walls that hem in an amour so cosily, and
-make room within room.</p>
-
-<p>The place was scented with huge branches of red roses, and with a faint
-amatory perfume breathed out from the couches and cushions&mdash;a perfume
-Chateline distilled in secret and called L'Eau Lavante.</p>
-
-<p>Those who have only seen Venus at the Louvre or the British Museum, at
-Florence, at Naples, or at Rome, can have not the faintest idea how
-sweet and enticing and gracious, how really exquisitely beautiful she
-looked lying with Tannhäuser upon rose silk in that pretty boudoir.
-Cosmé's precise curls and artful waves had been finally disarranged at
-supper, and strayed ringlets of the black hair fell loosely over her
-soft, delicious, tired, swollen eye-lids. Her frail chemise and dear
-little drawers were torn and moist, and clung transparently about her,
-and all her body was nervous and responsive. Her closed thighs seemed
-like a vast replica of the little bijou she held between them; the
-beautiful tétons du derrière were as firm as a plump virgin's cheek,
-and promised a joy as profound as the mystery of the Rue Vendôme, and
-the minor chevelure, just profuse enough, curled as prettily as the
-hair upon a cherub's head.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser, pale and speechless with excitement, passed his gem-girt
-fingers brutally over the divine limbs, tearing away smock and pantalon
-and stocking, and then, stripping himself of his own few things, fell
-upon the splendid lady with a deep-drawn breath!</p>
-
-<p>It is, I know, the custom of all romancers to paint heroes who can
-give a lady proof of their valliance at least twenty times a night.
-Now Tannhäuser had no such Gargantuan facility, and was rather
-relieved when, an hour later, Priapusa and Doricourt and some others
-burst drunkenly into the room and claimed Venus for themselves. The
-pavilion soon filled with a noisy crowd that could scarcely keep
-its feet. Several of the actors were there, and Lesfesses, who had
-played Fanfreluche so brilliantly, and was still in his make-up, paid
-tremendous attention to Tannhäuser. But the Chevalier found him quite
-uninteresting off the stage, and rose and crossed the room to where
-Venus and the manicure were seated.</p>
-
-<p>"How tired the dear baby looks," said Priapusa. "Shall I put him in his
-little cot?"</p>
-
-<p>"Well, if he's as sleepy as I am," yawned Venus, "you can't do better."</p>
-
-<p>Priapusa lifted her mistress off the pillows, and carried her in her
-arms in a nice, motherly way.</p>
-
-<p>"Come along, children," said the fat old thing, "come along; it's time
-you were both in bed."</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII">CHAPTER VII</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW TANNHÄUSER AWAKENED AND TOOK HIS MORNING ABLUTIONS IN THE VENUSBERG</h5>
-
-
-<p>It is always delightful to wake up in a new bedroom. The fresh
-wall paper, the strange pictures, the positions of doors and
-windows&mdash;imperfectly grasped the night before&mdash;are revealed with all
-the charm of surprise when we open our eyes the next morning.</p>
-
-<p>It was about eleven o'clock when Tannhäuser awoke and stretched himself
-deliciously in his great plumed four-post bed, and nursed his waking
-thoughts, and stared at the curious patterned canopy above him. He was
-very pleased with the room, which certainly was chic and fascinating,
-and recalled the voluptuous interiors of the elegant amorous Baudouin.
-Through the tiny parting of the long, flowered window curtains, the
-Chevalier caught a peep of the sun-lit lawns outside, the silver
-fountains, the bright flowers, and the gardeners at work.</p>
-
-<p>"Quite sweet," he murmured, and turned round to freshen the frilled
-silk pillows behind him; "and what delightful pictures," he continued,
-wandering with his eyes from print to print that hung upon the
-rose-striped walls. Within the delicate, curved frames lived the
-corrupt and gracious creatures of Dorat and his school; slim children
-in masque and domino, smiling horribly, exquisite letchers leaning over
-the shoulders of smooth doll-like ladies, and doing nothing particular,
-terrible little pierrots posing as mulierasts, or pointing at something
-outside the picture, and unearthly fops and strange women mingling in
-some rococo room lighted mysteriously by the flicker of a dying fire
-that throws huge shadows upon wall and ceiling. One of the prints
-showing how an old marquis practised the five-finger exercise, while in
-front of him his mistress offered her warm fesses to a panting poodle,
-made the chevalier stroke himself a little.</p>
-
-<p>After the chevalier got up, he slipped off his dainty night-dress,
-posturing elegantly before a long mirror, and made much of himself. Now
-he would bend forward, now lie upon the floor, now stand upright, and
-now rest upon one leg and let the other hang loosely till he looked as
-if he might have been drawn by some early Italian master. Anon he would
-lie upon the floor with his back to the glass, and glance amorously
-over his shoulder. Then with a white silk sash he draped himself in a
-hundred charming ways. So engrossed was he with his mirrored shape that
-he had not noticed the entrance of a troop of serving boys, who stood
-admiringly but respectfully at a distance, ready to receive his waking
-orders. As soon as the chevalier observed them he smiled sweetly, and
-bade them prepare his bath.</p>
-
-<p>The bathroom was the largest and perhaps the most beautiful apartment
-in his splendid suite. The well-known engraving by Lorette that forms
-the frontispiece to Millevoye's "Architecture du XVIII<sup>me</sup>
-siècle," will give you a better idea than any words of mine of the
-construction and decoration of the room. Only, in Lorette's engraving,
-the bath sunk into the middle of the floor is a little too small.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser stood for a moment, like Narcissus, gazing at his reflection
-in the still scented water, and then just ruffling its smooth surface
-with one foot, stepped elegantly into the cool basin, and swam round it
-twice, very gracefully.</p>
-
-<p>"Won't you join me?" he said, turning to those beautiful boys who stood
-ready with warm towels and perfume. In a moment they were free of their
-light morning dress, and jumped into the water and joined hands, and
-surrounded the Chevalier with a laughing chain.</p>
-
-<p>"Splash me a little," he cried, and the boys teased him with water
-and quite excited him. He chased the prettiest of them and bit his
-fesses, and kissed him upon the perineum till the dear fellow banded
-like a Carmelite, and its little bald top-knot looked like a great pink
-pearl under the water. As the boy seemed anxious to take up the active
-attitude, Tannhäuser graciously descended to the passive&mdash;a generous
-trait that won him the complete affections of his valets de bain, or
-pretty fish, as he called them, because they loved to swim between his
-legs.</p>
-
-<p>However, it is not so much at the very bath itself, as in the drying
-and delicious frictions, that a bather finds his chiefest pleasures,
-and Tannhäuser was more than satisfied with the skill his attendants
-displayed in the performance of those quasi amorous functions. The
-delicate attention they paid his loving parts aroused feelings within
-him that almost amounted to gratitude; and when the rites were ended,
-any touch of home-sickness he might have felt before was utterly
-dispelled.</p>
-
-<p>After he had rested a little, and sipped his chocolate, he wandered
-into the dressing-room. Daucourt, his valet de chambre, Chenille, the
-perruquier and barber, and two charming young dressers, were awaiting
-him and ready with suggestions for the morning toilet. The shaving
-over, Daucourt commanded his underlings to step forward with the suite
-of suits from which he proposed Tannhäuser should make a choice. The
-final selection was a happy one. A dear little coat of pigeon rose silk
-that hung loosely about his hips, and showed off the jut of his behind
-to perfection; trousers of black lace in flounces, falling&mdash;almost
-like a petticoat&mdash;as far as the knee; and a delicate chemise of white
-muslin, spangled with gold and profusely pleated.</p>
-
-<p>The two dressers, under Daucourt's direction, did their work superbly,
-beautifully, leisurely, with an exquisite deference for the nude, and a
-really sensitive appreciation of Tannhäuser's scrumptious torso.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII">CHAPTER VIII</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE ECSTACY OF ADOLPHE, AND THE REMARKABLE MANIFESTATION THEREOF</h5>
-
-
-<p>When all was said and done, the Chevalier tripped off to bid good
-morning to Venus. He found her wandering, in a sweet white muslin
-frock, upon the lawn outside, plucking flowers to deck her little
-déjeuner. He kissed her lightly upon the neck.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm just going to feed Adolphe," she said, pointing to a little
-reticule of buns that hung from her arm. Adolphe was her pet unicorn.
-"He is such a dear," she continued; "milk-white all over excepting his
-black eyes, rose mouth and nostrils, and scarlet John."</p>
-
-<p>The unicorn had a very pretty palace of its own, made of green foliage
-and golden bars&mdash;a fitting home for such a delicate and dainty beast.
-Ah, it was indeed a splendid thing to watch the white creature roaming
-in its artful cage, proud and beautiful, and knowing no mate except the
-Queen herself.</p>
-
-<p>As Venus and Tannhäuser approached the wicket, Adolphe began prancing
-and curvetting, pawing the soft turf with his ivory hoofs, and
-flaunting his tail like a gonfalon. Venus raised the latch and entered.</p>
-
-<p>"You mustn't come in with me&mdash;Adolphe is so jealous," she said, turning
-to the Chevalier who was following her; "but you can stand outside and
-look on; Adolphe likes an audience." Then in her delicious fingers she
-broke the spicy buns, and with affectionate niceness, breakfasted her
-ardent pet. When the last crumbs had been scattered, Venus brushed her
-hands together and pretended to leave the cage, without taking any more
-notice of Adolphe. Every morning she went through this piece of play,
-and every morning the amorous unicorn was cheated into a distressing
-agony lest that day should have proved the last of Venus's love. Not
-for long, though, would she leave him in that doubtful, piteous state,
-but running back passionately to where he stood, make adorable amends
-for her unkindness.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Adolphe! How happy he was, touching the Queen's breasts with his
-quick tongue-tip. I have no doubt that the keener scent of animals must
-make women much more attractive to them than to men; for the gorgeous
-odour that but faintly fills our nostrils must be revealed to the brute
-creation in divine fulness. Anyhow, Adolphe sniffed as never a man did
-around the skirts of Venus. After the first charming interchange of
-affectionate delicacies was over, the unicorn lay down upon his side,
-and, closing his eyes, beat his stomach wildly with the mark of manhood!</p>
-
-<p>Venus caught that stunning member in her hands and lay her cheek
-along it; but few touches were wanted to consummate the creature's
-pleasure. The Queen bared her left arm to the elbow, and with the
-soft underneath of it made amazing movements horizontally upon the
-tight-strung instrument. When the melody began to flow, the unicorn
-offered up an astonishing vocal accompaniment. Tannhäuser was amused to
-learn that the etiquette of the Venusberg compelled everybody to await
-the outburst of these venereal sounds before they could sit down to
-déjeuner.</p>
-
-<p>Adolphe had been quite profuse that morning.</p>
-
-<p>Venus knelt where it had fallen, and lapped her little apéritif!</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX">CHAPTER IX</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>HOW VENUS AND TANNHÄUSER BREAKFASTED AND THEN DROVE THROUGH THE PALACE
-GARDENS</h5>
-
-
-<p>The breakfasters were scattered over the gardens in têtes-à-têtes and
-tiny parties. Venus and Tannhäuser sat together upon the lawn that lay
-in front of the Casino, and made havoc of a ravishing déjeuner. The
-Chevalier was feeling very happy. Everything around him seemed so white
-and light and matinal; the floating frocks of the ladies, the scarce
-robed boys and satyrs stepping hither and thither elegantly, with meats
-and wines and fruits; the damask tablecloths, the delicate talk and
-laughter that rose everywhere; the flowers' colour and the flowers'
-scent; the shady trees, the wind's cool voice, and the sky above that
-was as fresh and pastoral as a perfect fifth. And Venus looked so
-beautiful. Not at all like the lady in Lemprière.</p>
-
-<p>"You're such a dear!" murmured Tannhäuser, holding her hand.</p>
-
-<p>At the further end of the lawn, and a little hidden by a rose-tree, a
-young man was breakfasting alone. He toyed nervously with his food now
-and then, but for the most part leant back in his chair with unemployed
-hands, and gazed stupidly at Venus.</p>
-
-<p>"That's Felix," said the Goddess, in answer to an enquiry from the
-Chevalier; and she went on to explain his attitude. Felix always
-attended Venus upon her little latrinal excursions, holding her,
-serving her, and making much of all she did. To undo her things, to
-lift her skirts, to wait and watch the coming, to dip a lip or finger
-in the royal output, to stain himself deliciously with it, to lie
-beneath her as the favours fell, to carry off the crumpled, crotted
-paper&mdash;these were the pleasures of that young man's life. Truly there
-never was a queen so beloved by her subjects as Venus. Everything
-she wore had its lover. Heavens! how her handkerchiefs were filched,
-her stockings stolen! Daily, what intrigues, what countless ruses
-to possess her merest frippery! Every scrap of her body was adored.
-Never, for Savaral, could her ear yield sufficient wax! Never, for
-Pradon, could she spit prodigally enough! And Saphius found a month an
-interminable time.</p>
-
-<p>After breakfast was over, and Felix's fears lest Tannhäuser should have
-robbed him of his capricious rights had been dispelled, Venus invited
-the Chevalier to take a more extensive view of the gardens, parks,
-pavilions, and ornamental waters. The carriage was ordered. It was a
-delicate, shell-like affair, with billowy cushions and a light canopy,
-and was drawn by ten satyrs, dressed as finely as the coach-men of the
-Empress Pauline the First.</p>
-
-<p>The drive proved interesting and various, and Tännhauser was quite
-delighted with almost everything he saw.</p>
-
-<p>And who is not pleased when on either side of him rich lawns are spread
-with lovely frocks and white limbs,&mdash;and upon flower-beds the dearest
-ladies are implicated in a glory of underclothing,&mdash;when he can see
-in the deep cool shadows of the trees warm boys entwined, here at the
-base, there in the branch,&mdash;when in the fountain's wave Love holds his
-court, and the insistent water burrows in every delicious crease and
-crevice?</p>
-
-<p>A pretty sight, too, was little Rosalie, perched like a postilion upon
-the painted phallus of the god of all gardens. Her eyes were closed
-and she was smiling as the carriage passed. Round her neck and slender
-girlish shoulders there was a cloud of complex dress, over which bulged
-her wig-like flaxen tresses. Her legs and feet were bare, and the toes
-twisted in an amorous style. At the foot of the statue lay her shoes
-and stockings and a few other things.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser was singularly moved at this spectacle, and rose out of
-all proportion. Venus slipped the fingers of comfort under the lace
-flounces of his trousers, saying, "Is it all mine? Is it all mine?" and
-doing fascinating things. In the end, the carriage was only prevented
-from being overturned by the happy interposition of Priapusa, who
-stepped out from somewhere or other just in time to preserve its
-balance.</p>
-
-<p>How the old lady's eye glistened as Tannhäuser withdrew his panting
-blade! In her sincere admiration for fine things, she quite forgot
-and forgave the shock she had received from the falling of the gay
-equipage. Venus and Tannhäuser were profuse with apology and thanks,
-and quite a crowd of loving courtiers gathered round, consoling and
-congratulating in a breath.</p>
-
-<p>The Chevalier vowed he would never go in the carriage again, and
-was really quite upset about it. However, after he had had a little
-support from the smelling-salts, he recovered his self possession, and
-consented to drive on further.</p>
-
-<p>The landscape grew rather mysterious. The park, no longer troubled and
-adorned with figures, was full of grey echoes and mysterious sounds;
-the leaves whispered a little sadly, and there was a grotto that
-murmured like the voice that haunts the silence of a deserted oracle.
-Tannhäuser became a little triste. In the distance, through the trees,
-gleamed a still, argent lake&mdash;a reticent, romantic water that must have
-held the subtlest fish that ever were. Around its marge the trees and
-flags and fleurs de luce were unbreakably asleep.</p>
-
-<p>The Chevalier fell into a strange mood, as he looked at the lake. It
-seemed to him that the thing would speak, reveal some curious secret,
-say some beautiful word, if he should dare wrinkle its pale face with a
-pebble.</p>
-
-<p>"I should be frightened to do that, though," he said to himself. Then
-he wondered what there might be upon the other side; other gardens,
-other gods? A thousand drowsy fancies passed through his brain.
-Sometimes the lake took fantastic shapes, or grew to twenty times its
-size, or shrunk into a miniature of itself, without ever once losing
-its unruffled calm, its deathly reserve. When the water increased, the
-Chevalier was very frightened, for he thought how huge the frogs must
-have become. He thought of their big eyes and monstrous wet feet, but
-when the water lessened, he laughed to himself, whilst thinking how
-tiny the frogs must have grown. He thought of their legs that must
-look thinner than spiders', and of their dwindled croaking that never
-could be heard. Perhaps the lake was only painted, after all. He had
-seen things like it at the theatre. Anyhow, it was a wonderful lake, a
-beautiful lake, and he would love to bathe in it, but he was sure he
-would be drowned if he did.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-<h5><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X">CHAPTER X</a></h5>
-
-
-<h5>OF THE STABAT MATER, SPIRIDION, AND DE LA PINE</h5>
-
-
-<p>When he woke up from his day-dream, he noticed that the carriage was
-on its way back to the palace. They stopped at the Casino first, and
-stepped out to join the players at petits chevaux. Tannhäuser preferred
-to watch the game rather than play himself, and stood behind Venus, who
-slipped into a vacant chair and cast gold pieces upon lucky numbers.
-The first thing that Tannhäuser noticed was the grace and charm, the
-gaiety and beauty of the croupiers. They were quite adorable even
-when they raked in one's little losings. Dressed in black silk, and
-wearing white kid gloves, loose yellow wigs and feathered toques:
-with faces oval and young, bodies lithe and quick, voices silvery
-and affectionate, they made amends for all the hateful arrogance,
-disgusting aplomb, and shameful ugliness of the rest of their kind.</p>
-
-<p>The dear fellow who proclaimed the winner was really quite delightful.
-He took a passionate interest in the horses, and had licked all the
-paint off their petits couillons!</p>
-
-<p>You will ask me, no doubt, "Is that all he did?" I will answer, "Not
-quite," as the merest glance at their petits derrières would prove.</p>
-
-<p>In the afternoon light that came through the great silken-blinded
-windows of the Casino, all the gilded decorations, all the chandeliers,
-the mirrors, the polished floor, the painted ceiling, the horses
-galloping round their green meadow, the fat rouleaux of gold and
-silver, the ivory rakes, the fanned and strange frocked crowd of dandy
-gamesters looked magnificently rich and warm. Tea was being served.
-It was so pretty to see some plushed little lady sipping nervously,
-and keeping her eyes over the cup's edge intently upon the slackening
-horses. The more indifferent left the tables and took their tea in
-parties here and there.</p>
-
-<p>Tannhäuser found a great deal to amuse him at the Casino. Ponchon was
-the manager, and a person of extra-ordinary invention. Never a day but
-he was ready with a new show&mdash;a novel attraction. A glance through the
-old Casino programmes would give you a very considerable idea of his
-talent. What countless ballets, comedies, comedy-ballets, concerts,
-masques, charades, proverbs, pantomimes, tableaux-magiques, and
-peep-shows excentriques; what troupes of marionettes, what burlesques!</p>
-
-<p>Ponchon had an astonishing flair for new talent, and many of the
-principal comedians and singers at the Queen's Theatre and Opera House
-had made their first appearance and reputation at the Casino.</p>
-
-<p>This afternoon the pièce de résistance was a performance of Rossini's
-Stabat Mater, an adorable masterpiece. It was given in the beautiful
-Salle des Printemps Parfumés. Ah! what a stunning rendering of the
-delicious demodé pièce de décadence. There is a subtle quality about
-the music, like the unhealthy bloom upon wax fruit, that both orchestra
-and singer contrived to emphasize with consummate delicacy.</p>
-
-<p>The Virgin was sung by Spiridion, that soft incomparable alto. A
-miraculous virgin, too, he made of her. To begin with, he dressed
-the rôle most effectively. His plump legs up to the feminine hips of
-him, were in very white stockings, clocked with a false pink. He wore
-brown kid boots, buttoned to mid-calf, and his whorish thighs had thin
-scarlet garters round them. His jacket was cut like a jockey's, only
-the sleeves ended in manifold frills, and round the neck, and just upon
-the shoulders, there was a black cape. His hair, dyed green, was curled
-into ringlets, such as the smooth Madonnas of Morales are made lovely
-with, and fell over his high egg-shaped creamy forehead, and about his
-ears and cheeks and back.</p>
-
-<p>The alto's face was fearful and wonderful&mdash;a dream face. The eyes
-were full and black, with puffy blue rimmed hemispheres beneath them,
-the cheeks, inclining to fatness, powdered and dimpled, the mouth was
-purple and curved painfully, the chin tiny, and exquisitely modelled,
-the expression cruel and womanish. Heavens! how splendid he looked and
-sounded.</p>
-
-<p>An exquisite piece of phrasing was accompanied with some curly gesture
-of the hand, some delightful undulation of the stomach, some nervous
-movement of the thigh, or glorious rising of the bosom.</p>
-
-<p>The performance provoked enthusiasm&mdash;thunders of applause. Claude and
-Clair pelted the thing with roses, and carried him off in triumph to
-the tables. His costume was declared ravishing. The men almost pulled
-him to bits, and mouthed at his great quivering bottom! The little
-horses were quite forgotten for the moment.</p>
-
-<p>Sup, the penetrating, burst through his silk fleshings, and thrust
-in bravely up to the hilt, whilst the alto's legs were feasted upon
-by Pudex, Cyril, Anquetin, and some others. Ballice, Corvo, Quadra,
-Senillé, Mellefont, Theodore, Le Vit, and Matta, all of the egoistic
-cult, stood and crouched round, saturating the lovers with warm douches.</p>
-
-<p>Later in the afternoon, Venus and Tannhäuser paid a little visit to
-De La Pine's studio, as the Chevalier was very anxious to have his
-portrait painted. De La Pine's glory as a painter was hugely increased
-by his reputation as a fouteur, for ladies that had pleasant memories
-of him looked with a biassed eye upon his fêtes galantes merveilleuses,
-portraits and folies bergères.</p>
-
-<p>Yes, he was a bawdy creature, and his workshop a regular brothel.
-However, his great talent stood in no need of such meretricious and
-phallic support, and he was every whit as strong and facile with his
-brush as with his tool!</p>
-
-<p>When Venus and the Chevalier entered his studio, he was standing amid a
-group of friends and connoisseurs who were liking his latest picture.
-It was a small canvas, one of his delightful morning pieces. Upon an
-Italian balcony stood a lady in a white frock, reading a letter. She
-wore brown stockings, straw-coloured petticoats, white shoes, and a
-Leghorn hat. Her hair was red and in a chignon. At her feet lay a tiny
-Japanese dog, painted from the Queen's favourite "Fanny," and upon the
-balustrade stood an open empty bird cage. The background was a stretch
-of Gallic country, clusters of trees cresting the ridges of low hills,
-a bit of river, a chateau, and the morning sky.</p>
-
-<p>De La Pine hastened to kiss the moist and scented hand of Venus.
-Tannhäuser bowed profoundly and begged to have some pictures shown him.
-The gracious painter took him round his studio.</p>
-
-<p>Cosmé was one of the party, for De La Pine just then was painting his
-portrait&mdash;a portrait, by the way, which promised to be a veritable chef
-d'oeuvre, Cosmé was loved and admired by everybody. To begin with, he
-was pastmaster in his art, that fine, relevant art of coiffing; then
-he was really modest and obliging, and was only seen and heard when he
-was wanted. He was useful; he was decorative in his white apron, black
-mask, and silver suit; he was discreet.</p>
-
-<p>The painter was giving Venus and Tannhäuser a little dinner that
-evening, and he insisted on Cosmé joining them. The barber vowed he
-would be de trop, and required a world of pressing before he would
-accept the invitation. Venus added her voice, and he consented.</p>
-
-<p>Ah I what a delightful little partie carré it turned out. The painter
-was in purple and full dress, all tassels and grand folds. His hair
-magnificently curled, his heavy eye-lids painted, his gestures large
-and romantic, he reminded one a little of Maurel playing Wolfram in the
-second act of the Opera of Wagner.</p>
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